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Friends And Things
I got tagged by my lovely friend Celtic Rose Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I listen to Rock,Metal and Blues music 2) I love to travel 3) I love Motorcycles 4) I love comedy shows 5) I love to watch films 6) I repair my own computer 7) I love unusual art stuff 8) I love sea side Chips nothing tastes better 9) I love Jack Daniels 10)I love Ice Cream. I tag the following... Sxyrebel.. Larry1963...Iron Maiden..Chrissy...Cuddles and Tall blonde. You know over the years people come, people go.. As A father,we expect our children look after us when we get old and grey..but sometimes we get cheated,when there ill and vulnerab

Im Taken
im taken! I finally found the love of my life!! Her name is Stacy Scott and she's the most awesome woman ive ever met......sorry ladies but im off the market.....more than likely for good.....thats right this knight has found his lady fair and is whisking her away to his castle far away......doesnt mean we cant be friends....keep in touch with me!

Fyi
I am currently taking "submissions" for a FWB as I do not want a relationship. So if interested in submitting yourself (FEMALES ONLY) let me know... ;) So there isn't any confusion: You must be young, in GREAT shape, insatiable and a bit masochistic. I am tired of going to bars with the guys all the time. I am tired of dating all the wrong people. What does it take to find one that captures my interest with every sense? Sight, Sound, Touch and Taste.... Call me weird but I like my woman a bit clingy. I like when she wants to call all the time, when she wants to come over to my place or have me over at hers constantly. I keep on finding human felines, they want affection on their terms and their timetable. If I was looking for a series of carnal rendezvous with strange women I would be a happy man but I want more. I want a reason to stay home. I have been very busy for a while plus my girlfriend and I split up so I have been putting in as many extra hours at work as poss

Some Of My Favorite Quotes
"I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN OVARIES OFF!" -JUSTIN TURNER “Merry Christmas! And for my Spanish audience: Merry Christmas: learn English.” -Stephen Colbert "SEE IF YOU HAVE 3 BEERS THATS 200 CALORIES, BUT IF YOU HAVE 10 BEERS THATS 0 CALORIES BECAUSE YOU THROW IT UP :D" -RACHEL KELLY "THE CONDOM IS THE GLASS SLIPPER OF OUR TIME: YOU PUT ONE ON, DANCE ALL NIGHT AND THROW IT AWAY" -MARLA SINGER (FIGHT CLUB) "SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS THAT ARE, AND ASK WHY? SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND ASK, WHY NOT? SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT SHIT!" -GEORGE CARLIN "IN APPLYING THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED,WHAT'S OFTEN OVERLOOKED IS THE FACT THAT MANY OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES. AT THIS POINT THEY'RE SIMPLY OLDER VERSIONS OF THE SAME UNIMPRESSIVE PEOPLE." - GEORGE CARLIN I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would tak

Cryptkeepers Cryptmas
Twelve Days Of Christmas lyrics by The Crypt Keeper You The Crypt Keeper know kiddies I think this is going to be the beast holiday season Twelve Days Of Christmas ever And you know what will maggot even lyrics more speical? Getting the little free lyrics gift I've been dreaming of Or better The Crypt Keeper lyrics yet Getting Twelve Days Of Christmas lyrics a whole bunch of them On the first day of Cryptmas my The Crypt Keeper Twelve Days Of Christmas song lyrics goul love gave to me A trip to the The Crypt Keeper Twelve Days Of Christmas music lyrics mortuary On the second day of Cryptmas my goul love The Crypt Keeper gave to me Two murderous Twelve Days Of Christmas shoves And lyrics a trip to the mortuary On the third day of Cryptmas The Crypt Keeper lyrics my goul love gave to me Three Twelve Days Of Christmas lyrics lethal blows Two murderous The Crypt Keeper Twelve Days Of Christmas lyric

Just Some Things That I Like
... It's not only civilians who say or ask these things- but other military spouses as well (lol)... 1. "Aren't you afraid that he'll be killed?" (This one ranks in at number one on the "duh" list. Of course we're afraid. We're terrified. The thought always lingers at the backs of our minds ---but thanks brilliant, you just brought it back to the front. Maybe next you can go ask someone with cancer if they're scared of dying.) 2. "I don't know how you manage. I don't think I could do it." (This is intended to be a compliment. Though, its just a little annoying. Here's why: it's not like all of us military wives have been dreaming since childhood of the day we'd get to be anxious single moms who carry cell phones with us to the bathroom and in the shower. We're not made of some mysterious matter that makes us more capable, we just got asked to take on a challenging job. So we rose to the challenge and found the strength to make sacrifices.) 3. "At least he's not in Iraq."

Update On Kages Mom Helen
AS YOU ALL KNOW KAGES MOM HELEN HAD HALF HER LUNG REMOVED . WELL WE WERE FUBAR MARRIED TODAY IN OUT LOUNGE , I ASKED KAGE HOWS MOM HUNNY , REAPPLY WAS ITS SPREAD . IM SO ANGRY WITH DOCTORS AND THEIR LIES , BURYING HIS DAD A YR AGO SEPT20 TH , AND NOW MOM HELEN , AS KAGES FUWIFE AND R/L OLE LADY , PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS FOR THIS A SO HARD FOR HIM . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com TY SO MUCH LOVE YOU'S ALL KAGE AND CHERIE

Music
As some know, I DJ. I have a P2P. My list is far from perfect. And this is always under construction. Here's a list of most of the artists I got that I can play when I DJ. Any requests that I don't have, post'em as a comment here so I can go fo them easier. ---Unknown/Miscellanious Hotter Than July Happy Birthday Jesus Take The wheel The Spy Who Loved Me Never Gonna Fall In Love Again Cowboy I'm A Slave 4 You Not Ready To Make Nice I Am The BullGod Roving Gangster Wasting Time Is That You I Got One For Ya Somebody's Gotta Feel This Fist Of Rage Black Chick, White Guy F-ck Off This Love ---2 Live Crew Hoochie Mama Dooh Wah Ditty Get The Fuck Out Of My House ---Three Doors Down Citizen Soldier --- 311 Feels So Good --- 3T I Need You --- 50 Cent My Neck, My Back (With Khia) --- [Choral] --- A Flock Of Seagulls --- A Tribe Called Quest --- Aaliyah --- AC/DC --- Adam Sandler Funny Happy Birthday --- AeroSmith --- AfroMan --- Akon

Busy Until January
If you don't see me around, it's not just you. I have been neglecting my online course while fooling around here. I won't be spending that much time on Fubar until I'm done with that course - it's nothing against Fubar. (Just can't have the distraction.) That being said, please leave lots of love on my birthday on December 6th.

Firefighter Poems
What is a fireman? He is the guy next door - a man's man with the memory of a little boy. He has never gotten over the excitement of engines and sirens and danger. He is a guy like you and me with wants and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He is a fireman. He puts it all on the line when the bell rings. A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He is a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He is a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He is responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again. He is a man who appreciates the simple pleasures of life - hot coffee held in numb, unbending fingers - a warm bed for bone and muscle compelled beyond feeling - the camaraderie of brave men - the divine peace and selfless service of a job well done in the name of all men. He doesn't we

New Job
I finally got a start date for my new job, January 7th, 2008. That is the day I start Conductor Training in McDonough, GA. should be nice down there. Well i've been down here in Georgia for a few days now. Training is extensive to this point. Hours of class time and hands-on, not to mention all the homework. Things are going well though. Only five more days and then the nice long 990 miles trip back home. Well the company says it's only 872 miles. Who are you gong to believe?

Help
If your going to read this, get some tissues. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebod

Racism
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have Al Qaeda -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were m

Contest
please click the link... thank you!! I wish to take this time to thank each and EVERY one of my friends who have helped me SO much by bombing like mad in order for me to win a VIP you are all AWESOME!!! thank you to "cup of Joe" for adding me to the comp !! please show this man sum serious luv!!!! Cup Of Joe@ fubar please show these amazing ppl some luv!! they are MOST deserving of it!! &hearts TumsFun &hearts UK Leveller & W.I.S.E UK@ fubar Daz@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubar Mr Pibb@ fubar ~SLIPPERY~ HEAD ENFORCER~INSANE ASYLUM ~ W.I.S.E U.K FRIENDS ~

Thursday Night Nov. 29, 07
Ok, as most of you know I am a big Dallas Cowboys fan, So wherever all of my Fu friends are located in this world, I want to hear from you all on Thursday November 29, 2007 and I want you all to say "How Bout Them Cowboys."

Rate Me Please
Heres a link to the site to rate this poem: Rate my poem, Go here Untitled by: Paul Raymond Martin As I lie in my bunk I feel so all alone, it is as if the light's are on, but inside nobody's at home. It's only through the parting of cloud's that I can access all the damage that I have done, the people in my life have become all to judgemental; my life has become all but fun. So as I sit here and wonder when I will breathe my last, death has become the only real answer for me, to help shut the door on the past. A life filled with expectation's has turned into a lesson for all, don't follow my lead, don't end up like Paul. P: You are popular with all types of people. A: You like to drink. U: You really like to chill. L: You are great in bed. I'll tell you it's damn close... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You Are Great in bed E: Awesome in bed F : You are

Possible Or Impossible
You t old me i could be/do anything For some reason i believed this Till others showed me otherwise Standing in my way stopping me from getting ahead But yet still in many ways i believed this Knowing without hope there is nothing So still trying to be just me Hoping one day it's enough To honestly prove that you were right Just wanting to be me Finding love and happiness that is true This is what i want and need Truely loved for me Not for who others want me to be Or can get from me Or if i'm asking for the Impossible for wanting to be truely loved for me

Inside Us All
Where does innocence go We all start out innocent Then somewhere along the way Our innocence is lost In it's place mistrust and doubt So where does it go This innocence we lost Why di we lose this Is there some unwritten law That innocence may only be for the children To be lost on Our journey t9 audlthood If so who wrote this law Why does this person or being have this right in Our lives making Us lose faith in One another Not seeing the beauty around Us Cause this would mean slowing down Taking time to open Our eyes to Nature Understanding how pretty a rose cn be if left to bloom Or taking pleasure in watching a child grow Learning new things How the little things mean the most in life Without them we have absolutely nothing The most expensive gifts cost nothing Cause time love and smiles are worth nothing at all Till theyare

See My New Video
yeah--it's only 57 seconds long--a quick performance lol--it's my song 'Dogpark' recorded at the Vintage on 8/9/2006--please see it--love ya's please enjoy--my 13 yr old daughter Rebek'ah directed

Just Wanna Say Hi
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends and god i miss not being able to be on here and chat and play and yes do morphs and comments..... grrrrrrr i miss it all...but most of all i miss all my friends who i have came to now.....SOON i will be back and so much more fun...... got alot to catch up on u know..... see u all soon...... love..... Tongue.....

Coolest Picture Contest
SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FUBAR AND I WILL CONTACT YOU ABOUT THIS AND WE WILL GET YOU SET UP FOR THE CONTEST THANKS AND MOST OF ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... YOUR REJECTION OF THE CONTEST WILL HAPPEN IF ONE OF THESE ACTIONS HAPPEN.... 1. someone starts promoting any LOUNGE as a comment on this profile anywhere if it has a link or has a clicking link or even the name of a lounge in the comment your pictures will be deleted by me and you will not receive any gifts for that round period... 2. trash talk starts with in more than one person on your picture in comments your picture will be deleted... and you will not receive any gifts that round period... 3. if there is someone that is posting a link on this profile that is hosting this contest if anyone is promoting their pictures or their profiles in any way you will be rejected and not receive any gifts this round.... your profile is promoted through your picture name... with in there you can have everyone view your prof

Just Blog Stuff
Your holiday mood is... Grinchy. (And this was a surprise?) Check in the mirror—are you turning green? You're acting grinch-cranky and kinda grinch-mean. Yep, you're grinchy! You feel like your head will explode if you see one more cheery-but-fake holiday smile. If you could skip the holidays completely, you would. It sucks to feel this way when everyone else is bursting with joy, but sometimes grinchiness is only temporary. Maybe try the quiz again in a few days? Are your friends acting moody? Send them a link to the holiday mood quiz! 12% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation. You are in Love! You love the person that you are with and it will last a long time. 'Are you in Love?' at QuizGalaxy.com Your Heart is Feeling Broken Your heart is pretty much destroyed right now, and it's hard for you to think of anything else. You are in deep despair, and sometimes it feels like you will never love again. Your hear may be at its lowest

Rest In Peace "family Of Bj99"
Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct her/him, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City t

The Path
The Path Just beyond the city lights Not too far away Secluded from the noise Other than the trickle of the stream There is a path That will peel the stress away Like the layers of the trees And when you look up Only to see speckles of sun Dancing with the leaves The air is crisp A mysterious place Full of wonders Where you roam its space Trails leading to treasure Wounds heal and strength builds Passions replenish Consumed with every breath Mesmerizing intensity Encapsulating you in its essence For all that it has endured Captivated by its intricate simplicity

Stupid.
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th

They Protect Us All
CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house sho

Boyfriend Application
Girl Facts: ¢¾ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand ¢¾ When she wants a hug she will just stand there ¢¾ When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later ¢¾ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind ¢¾ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply ¢¾ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around ¢¾ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine ¢¾ When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games ¢¾ When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever ¢¾ When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future ¢¾ When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that ¢¾ When a girl is mean to

Happy 1st Anniversary
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE/SHE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WO

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Friends
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com wel here it is I just found out today that i might be looseing my job after ten years i have been looseing my sight in my left eye an well they say know that i can not be a truck driver. So know after all the shit i had to do to make a liveing an support my family i am screwed an am looking at a shitty life yet again an strugle to find a job that will support my family . What the fuck is up i ask the Lord every day for help an man he doas throw a bunch of shit my way, or as the Wife says lemons so we can make lemonade but shit people cant i get eny suger with that...so in a nut shel this is just soom of the hell i am haveing to live on this great planet of ours an my life is sucking mor

Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was waking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the pathof his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, you said that once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My precious, precious child, I Love You and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of fo

Dr Phil
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju

Love Sucks
well peeps ive found the man of my dreams he is the one to make my life complete he listens when i talk all my shit he wants to be there for all of it hes ready to settle and make a home he treats my kids as if their his own he loves me and needs me says im his rock so hopefully hes right and we finally lock together we can make this a happy home and ill be as happy as i should be AND NEVER AGAIN ALONE cant wait to see wat our future holds all i can say is YEAH!!!! i am finally sold on love and life and the happieness game always thought no way this shit is lame but i found him and now will never let him go he feels the same way and cant wait to show how he can make a home and a be a loving man hes ready to step up and show me he can hes the man i am seein in my dreams i think about him all day and night dont know how this happened but he is my missin piece ive had in sight he makes me whole and my heart is thumpin YEAH!!!! im in love omg aint it somet

5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Good Morning
Good morning To my Friends Each day seems too short for All of the things I want to do And all the friends I want to See and spend some time with So before this day starts I wanted to take the time to say Good morning !& I am thinking of you today. I pray that God will keep you in His care, shower you with blessings and envelope you in His love. Have a Fantastic Day! Yee i know it night time in some parts of the world LOL

Show Her Some Much Needed Love
Ok , This beautiful DJ and Great friend of mine needs a lil help . She is always out there bustin her ass for everyone else its time we repay her with alot of fu love . Rate her , Fan her , and Add her . Once ur done with that take a few min and rate all her pix and stash . She is such a sweetie and a good friend she deserves some love back . Click the link below to go to her page and thank you in advance . DJ~Pippi~TBR~GODDESS OF METAL~@ fubar

Beaver And Man...
This was a great waste of my time .. I'm trying to communicate with this gay chick and things got out of control . you need to check out thier blog they said they were putting it on a blog. Which gave me the idea to write my first blog , only in hopes that all love it and the fact that I just killed time waiting on another to join chat. It was great as I said before , they were like trying to tag team insult me .. Funny stuff .. Thier screen name was ..man and Mrs. Homolicous I think , but check it out and let him/her/it know what you thing? Thankls to all and no real offense to gays , but this was funny. Rob

Hero
Hero By:Ozzy I don't want to be your hero I don't want to ever let you down No I don't want to let you down I can try to take you higher But I don't want to wear your broken crown You know it brings me down Don't think you'll ever understand me I don't even understand me Don't have the power to annoint you And I don't want to disappoint The fools no more The fools no more I couldn't answer all your questions And if your lost I couldn't find your way I couldn't find your way You know you have to face the music You change your tune Don't know what to play So don't you run away Everybody's talking crazy Some think I am and then I maybe I don't want to hear about it Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more The fools no more So I don't want to be your hero Don't want to sit upon your grateful throne I've got a life of my own I am not your destination Or a road that's gonna lead you home So baby, please don't go Please don'

Outside The Wall
Outside the Wall (Waters) pink floyd All alone, or in two's, The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall. "Isn't this where...."

Poems
Evening Comes (a tribute to my deceased father) evening comes a sacred curse like a blaket it covers the land casting shadows on the ground slowly moving in slowly... moving... in the moon is peeking from the clounds to dance on the silky water it blows the winds across the shore softly rolling in softley... rolling... in people in town they went to bed they are scared of what's to come so I sit alone on the bench patiently waiting for patiently... waiting... for my father used to bring me here when I was just a lad we used to pray for the souls quietly resting here quietly... resting... here so I sense the moon and I watch the water feeling the cold wind on my back I hold myself and start to cry painfully asking why painfully... asking... why Dot and carry One Our reliable undeniable Infinate faunt of all things viable Sometimes laughable maybe cryable Ours alone and quite unbuyable. Waker to plaintime wail at night Calmer of sto

Sins Lounge
Hey guys, i know alot of you have joined the lounge, but usually it's just the four of us talking there... you know any time i'm on, that's where i'll be... and i know some of you at least PRETEND you wanna talk to me... i'm hoping also you'll come visit and lurk there when i'm not there and get to know my other friends as well, those that are in there most often are some of my closest friends on here and i'm sure if you get along with me, you'll love them too! so... PLEASE come visit Sin's Retreat Click here to enter the lounge and lurk and/or talk with the rest of us Sin Hey all, it's just me again, i just wanted to try one more time to get this across to as many of you as possible. if you've been in the lounge already, or hate these types of shared blogs, i do apologize. My lounge doesn't have garish colors or blaring music. It's just a place for people to get together and bullshit about any and everything. It's open to any types of conversation aside from those listed i

Pathetic Cries For Help
I know I know here I got again. But we are sooooo close this time! He is in the lead by "1" vote and this contest isn't over until Nov. 30th! So if you haven't seen already Fubar is having a Hottest Bartender contest. There are 2 ways you can get to it. By link http://fubar.com/bartender/51 or by going under games and clicking on hottest bartender. My friend Scott is in the running for 1st place. Please you can vote everyday if yan't to. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks again gang! Create a website

Fubucks
From Scrapper's blog Changes in Pic Ratings! Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages. ================================================== yeaa come rate my pics again if you have done so before and if you haven't yet please do so and remember we can go back and rerate the same pics every week which is so great if people would.It would help me in my chances of getting off of fuberlord where i have been stuck for awhile. I'l be dead before i hit godfather at this rate lol so please rate and rerate and i will do the same for anyone does! thanks I am in a fubuck giveaway, for every comment I get I will get 8 fubu

Desired Love
I LOVE YOU: THERE IS A MUCH GREATER MOTIVATION THAN SIMPLY MY SPOKEN WORDS. I WANT TO LOVE, TO COMMIT MYSELF, FREELY AN D WITHOUT RESERVATION. I AM SINCERELY INTERESTED IN YOUR HAPPINESS AND WELL-BEING. WHATEVER YOUR NEEDS ARE, I WILL BE THERE. If YOU ARE LONELY AND NEED ME, I WILL, BE THERE. IF IN THAT LONELINESS YOU NEED TO TALK, I WILL LISTEN. IF YOU NEED TO LISTEN, I WILL TALK. IF YOU NEED THE STRENGTH OF HUMAN TOUCH, I WILL TOUCH Y OF. IF YOU NEED TO BE HELD, I WILL HOLD YOU. I WILL LIE NAKED IN BODY WITH YOU IF THAT BE YOUR NEED. IF YOU NEED FULFILLMENT OF THE FLESH, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT ALSO, BUT ONLY THROUGH MY LOVE. I WILL TRY TO BE CONSTANT WITH YOU SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT CORE OF MY PERSONALITY AND FROM THAT UNDERSTANDING YOU CAN GAIN STRENGTH AND SECURITY THAT I AM ACTING AS ME. I MAY FALTER WITH MY MOODS. I MAY PROJECT, AT TIMES, A STRANGENESS THAT IS ALIEN TO YOU WHICH MAY BEWILDER YOU OR FRIGHTEN YOU. THERE WILL BE TIMES WHEN QUESTION MY MOTIVE

Men Facts
Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just knows me so well is unlike anything. he got into my mind and has gotten very cumfy from the looks of it. Seeing how he knows my every thought. Whats funny though is how we both felt this way for a while but never said anything to each other always kept it secret lol. Which in the end it worked out but I do wonder what would be I guess everyone does that at times. No point in looking back on it now, what im interested in is the future. What will it bring for us and where will we be a year from now I guess time will only tell. But I say t

I Would Like To Give My Friends That Was At Our Wedding Yesterday
TY " FOR BEING AT OUR WEDDING " KARLIE LANEY WILD HORSE TY AGAIN IT MEANT SO MUCH SORRY THAT SWEETDREAMS EMMIT DEB DIANA WILLIAM PAYNEJ01 AND ANY OTHERS I MISSED COULDN'T MAKE IT , IT WAS LIKE A QIUCKIE THING GUYS 30 MIN DO OR DIE UNDER THE WIRE .FOR Get More at COMMENTYOU.com LOVE KAGE N CHERIE

Advice? :)
Ok guys..so here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a

Customs
A very distinguished lady was on a plane coming from Switzerland. Seeing that he was sitting next to a sympathetic priest, said: - Excuse me, Father, can I ask you a favor? - Of course, my child, what can I do for you? - This is the problem: I bought a new hair dryer sophisticated, which paid a lot of money. I really exceeded the limits of the declaration and I am worried it be confiscated at Customs. Did you could take you under their batina? - Of course I could, my child, but you should know that I can not lie. - You have a face so honest, Father, I am sure they will do you no question, and gave him the dryer. The plane arrived at its destination. When the priest came to the Customs, asked: - Father, you have something to say? - From the top of my head to the track in my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied. Achando the answer strange, the tax of Customs said: And the track from the waist down, what you have? " The priest replied: - I hav

Poems
Over there is where she sat Upon the sand that cold dark night With a half shattered heart and silky eyes Under the dark silver moon. I watched beauty for an age She stared longingly at the moon Her whispers echoed through the silence Under the dark silver moon. The moon's saddened face appeared Watching her feet in the water As her arms loathed to let her go Under the dark silver moon. Suddenly her mouth opened And her soul filled the night As she sang with a sorrow filled melody Under the dark silver moon. She sang of a beast who'd grasped onto her heart Then locked it as he snapped it in two Leaving young beauty with random emotions Under the dark silver moon. Tears poured, and words flowed on forever My own heart was melting just to see hers go cold Yet I sat and I watched, not helping the singer Under the dark silver moon. She felt confused but at home, with blackened emotions I felt her need, her want, to turn invisible, as she looked up at th

Hello All
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue

Life Sux At Times
As if I dont have enough problems with my marriage.. etc. We just had another freakin kick in the ass. Hubby called up to tell me the lovely news that hes getting a nice Christmas gift from his boss. The fucker decided he doesn't want the spouses included in on the insurance. There fore.. I will have to pay for insurance through work. Which working for hospital..its good insurance..but its also costly. I am not sure how much it will be for just one member..who works part time. I am about to blow up at his boss in general anyways. Each year..it just keeps getting worst and worst. He comes home pissier and pissier. I told him I think its time for a new job..but hes getting paid good now. Just all of this crap plus our own personal issues makes life sucky around here. Not sure how much more I can take. Hubby said, now we got to figure out what to do about this. I told him just kill me off. LOL. He just might.. so in case you all don't see me around... just letting ya know..

Completely Disgusting
Ok people , I know that you think you have seen some foul and disgusting things in your time but I have found the foulist. I AM WARNING YOU NOW !! if you have a weak stomach then please do not watch the video on this website. If foul and disgusting things turn you on then this is for you. PLEASE I warn you again this should only be watched at home not a work and please don't borate me for posting this but I had to show everyone just what kind of world we live in. Just Click Link to see if you dare : The Most Foul website on Earth

This One Is Mine
Damn baby Just don't understand what went wrong I gave you my heart I gave you my soul I gave you... As a matter of fact I was the one who said I love you first It was about eight years ago, don't act like you don't know We were sittin' at home in your mama's livin' room Cause, we couldn't be alone See your mama knew I was something else, she knew how I felt Back then we were in school; and that's your favorite excuse Growin' up I was a fool; and I can't lie I'm missing you Listen and don't trip I think i need a bottle with a genie in it Here's my wish list First one, I would create a heart changing love Second one, I'll take yours and fill it up Third one, but I don't need a lot of wishes cause I'll be okay if I get one If I had one wish, we would be best friends Love would never end, it would just begin If I had one wish, you would be my boo Promise to love you, trust me I'll trust you If I had one wish, we would run away Makin' love all day, have us a ba

The Cheating Wife Joke
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."

Big Egos
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one else open a gift much more than they enjo

Sway
Sway by:The Rolling Stones (M. Jagger/K. Richards) Did you ever wake up to find A day that broke up your mind Destroyed your notion of circular time It's just that demon life has got you in its sway It's just that demon life has got you in its sway Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway There must be ways to find out Love is the way they say is real, startin' out Hey, hey, hey now One day I woke up to find Right in the bed next to mine Someone that broke me up with the corner of her smile, yeah It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me... It's just that demon life has got me...

Thank You
Thanks to the secret admirer of my lips for entering me in the most kissable lips. That was very sweet of you, I dont know about contests and trying to keep up with everyone else. But the gester was very sweet so thank you to who ever you were...MUAH

Christmas
Yule Lore (December 21st) Yule, (pronounced EWE-elle) is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb. Bonfires were lit in the fields, and crops and trees were "wassailed" with toasts of spiced cider. Children were escorted from house to house with gifts of clove spiked apples and oranges which were laid in baskets of evergreen boughs and wheat stalks dusted with flour. The apples and oranges represented the sun, the boughs were symbolic of immortality, the wheat stalks portrayed the harvest, and the flour was accomplishment of triumph, light, and lif

Miracles
wonder if i will get a proposal.. for christmas? ugh,, just rated/commented on 100 pics this morning. hopefully I will get 100 dollars for each one..like the bulletin said. After dealing with that bouncer every 4 pictures. Think I will go back and do another folder.. giggles all I want for Christmas is..Jerry... wrapped up.. under my tree! I wonder if santa will deliver?

Dang, I Thought I Had It Bad
please leave a gift under my tree on my page. lol. Its free..and doesnt cost fu money! BOSTON - The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis. ADVERTISEMENT Elliott was placed on five years' probation after pleading guilty in October 2006 to unarmed robbery for a January 2006 heist at a bank on Cape Cod. Under terms of his probation, he "may not gamble, purchase lottery tickets or visit an establishment where gaming is conducted, including restaurants where Keno may be played." Elliott, 55, has collected the first of 20 annual $50,000 checks from the Massachusetts lottery commission. A picture of Elliott, holding his first check, was posted on the lottery's Web site Monday, though it was removed by Wednesday

Christmas Kisses
I was entered into a different kind of contest today. No rates, no fanning, but you buy kisses for the person you want to vote most kissable person on fubar. All you do is go to the addy below send her 500 fubar bucks for every kiss you want to send my way and she will send the kisses on to me. You can send as many as you want. Thank you in advance for any kisses you may send my way as we do not know who sent them unless you tell us. Hugsss and Smoochessss, Crystal Ice the addy is http://www.fubar.com/user/1037258

True Love
My heart will eventually find a partner, whether its in the shadows of the city or in the penthouse overlooking it. -legacy Was the world one big tragedy? Roaming through the shadows of traveled roads Starving for a hope fulfilled, a dream that touches your hand. Motivation through the clarity of geniune thought, of what must be done No tragedy will deter the will of man, if in his heart he believes it must be done. What determines a man..... Strength, leadership, passion, loyalty, compassion, love, and sometimes fear. A life born to a circumstance unknown to him. A life that has the potential to see happiness. A child scorn for the color of his skin, the size of his eyes, and even the size of his waist. As the child grows to the body of his teens, eyes start to see someone that has always been there. Flattery...starts to change his path, as he views what seems to be the friends that everyone wants. A life becomes consumed by oneself. A life in the midst of others, becomes a wo

Family Matters
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!

Completely Random
I'm not easy to offend, so a NSFW mumm is not going to scare me away. If you want to scare me away, use grammar that makes my head hurt or use text speak! Seriously, how hard is it to read something before you hit the post button? Is typing Y-O-U that much harder than U? I don't expect everything to be written on the level of an English major, but if it's obvious that you just typed and hit submit, I will skip over it! If I post a mumm and people want to get stupid in the comments, who cares! I know that the nature of the internet is that some people have nothing better to do than rip on others and they are so insecure in their real lives that sitting in the comfort of their own home behind a monitor and keyboard makes them feel big and bad. In a way, when I see crap like that, I feel sorry for the person because they obviously have nothing better to do than find people to rip on! Just shy of 30, I have finally figured out a small piece of my life. I'm tired of thinking I can

Rich Powers
I want to be very clear on the subject of married friends on Fubar...while I will flirt and send comments to them there is absolutely no way I would ever meet with them or try to have a relationship. I was the victim of infidelity and would never cause another person to go through the heartache and feelings of total betrayal. It is one thing to flirt or even to have fantasies about someone but I would never go beyond that. When I got divorced 7 years ago I came across a saying that I clipped out and pasted to my bulletin board which is still there. It reads.."When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her". So flirt away, fantasize if you dare but know that it is all in fun and will never go any further. In the past six years of being single I've had occasion to observe the behavior of today's crop of young men and women and its frightening. To all the ladies I offer my sympathy...the lack of respect shown to you by today's guys is appalling. I

Quotes I Like
"No matter how rare true love may be, it is less so then true friendship!" Beautifully stated.... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, la ugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you 'll never get back! "Don't be afraid that your life will end, be a fraid that it will never begin." "Never question if you are in love or not, because if you were you wouldn't need to ask."

Holiday Lovin Part 2
Ok, I have this one on my profile too...lol..but it has some pretty funky search options for gifts...so get creative and a little bit freaky and send me some neat stuff...pretty please :D

Tips For Flirting
10. Flirting is an attitude A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive — it works! 9. Start a conversation The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help or state an opinion. 8. Have fun Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, unusual ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host Change your behavior from guest to host. You are not a passive person waiting around for romance; instead, you're the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello. 4. Listen You have two ears and one mouth be

My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)

One Wish...
I'm lookin at you lookin at me souls intertwined lost as can be no one else around there is no sound but two hearts beat as one you take a deep breath mine is gone warmth of our bodies together your strength my soft touch never wanna let go no words spoken yet so much is said Fantasy fills our minds is it yours or is it mine pleasure all over and throughout kisses are delicious passion is no doubt my body is trembling with every touch pulsating muscles wrapped around you nibbling my bottom lip no way are we through grabbing the sheets posting against the wall can't get enough i want it all close my eyes when your deep inside arching my back tightening my thighs bodies glistening with sweat you got me all warm & wet with one arm you pull me up i wrap my legs around and you grab my hips for a good pump nails in your back my hand thru your hair a kiss on the neck

Crash Bandicoot Warped
I did! http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1216328607 My husband was talking about putting stuff together at the store the other night. Another guy was back there and they decided he should help with assembling, especially since he liked putting things together. The tables had to have screws put into them but the holes had little plastic coverings to protect them during shipment. The coverings had to be removed before you put the screws in. The other guy didn’t remove the plastic before trying to insert the screw. As he told this story, the double entendres got deep. Or not deep, perhaps, since the other guy could not get the screw to go in. My son (16) was listening and he started laughing at some of it. Then hubby said, “He didn’t even look, just started screwing. He tried and tried and tried, but couldn’t get it in anyway at all.” I started laughing and said, “Sometimes it might work better that way for him.” Son said, “Mom, you aren’t suppos

Stuff
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I can "pop" just about every joint I have. My body will probably rebel against this one day! 2- I am pretty sure I am addicted to silly games like The Sims and any kind of build your own type of thing...IE Monopoly Tycoon, Rise of Nations, Age of Empires...etc etc... 3- I will never outgrow funky outfits and makeup even if it makes me look like a total fucktard! Screw ya I like it :P 4-I chew gum ALL THE TIME....even when Im sleeping, smoking, drinking, but not when Im eating. Gum of choice...Extra Polar Ice! 5-I love shoes but hate wearing them...I probably own about 40 different pair and only wear one pair of fl

Christmas Poem (nsfw)
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I

Son
my son is sick and all he wants to drink is milk. the milk wont stay down. what can i do to get him to drink something other than milk and keep it down?? i am worried about my son. christian just crawled into his bouncy seat, sat up, and clapped his hands smiling... aint that the cutest thing you ever heard a proud parent say about their youngin? lol... well im outta here... going to go shoot some ducks.. lol

My Poems
Can I dance with you in the moonlight? Forever in your arms. That’s the place I want to be. Can I dance with you in the rain? And you never let me go? For it’s a place I will never want to leave. Can I dance with you in the sunlight? And forget all my troubles. Because of the safty I feel in your arms. Can I dance with you under the stars? In you strong capable arms. Protected from the world around me. Can we dance for the rest of our lives? Hardly leaving each other’s sides. Hand in hand as we dance through life togeather. A poem for my hunny Ryan Craig I want to cry. Let all the hurt go. I want to cry. To release the sorrow. I want to cry. To see if it will help me feel better. I want to cry. Because I have no joy. I want to cry. Because I don't feel whole. I want to cry. For I feel lost. I want to cry. Maybe it will help me get over you. There is only one Daddy for me. Just one Daddy that helped me walk on the ceiling. There is only one Daddy

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!

St. Peter's Spicy Christmas!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" He answered, "They're Carol's."

Doin' It In The Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with G

Christmas Tree.
Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com Just wanted to take a few moments to wish every one at fubar: My Rate Spankers, family, friends and fans a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Here's to a great 2009! For those of you who have children or just want to have a little fun, you can track Santa's travels with Norad.

Music
Attention Listeners!!Freddie (Breaking Benjamin's Road Manager) continues hosting his own show on CageRattleRadio which started last Thursday and runs every Thursday from here on out. The show starts at 7pm eastern and since as most of you know we are an internet radio station so anyone can tune in from all over the world. That means TELL YOUR FRIENDS, just keep reposting this bulletin.Make sure you tune in, you never know what Freddie is going to say, who might call into the show, or what he might want to give away to the listeners. Its simple, at 7pm est just click the Listen Live button on this page.Show producer, Donkey Punch, will also be joining him on the air. Its that time again. Traumatic Thursdays starts at 7pm eastern tonight on Cage Rattle Radio!Freddie will be giving away FREE tickets to to our upcoming Spring 2008 tour with Three Days Grace and SeetherSo click the banner to head over to CageRattleRadio.com and click listen live for the chance to win a pair of tickets to o

Infinity And The Aleph Numbers
in·fin·i·ty Pronunciation: in-'fi-n&-tE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -ties 1 a : the quality of being infinite b : unlimited extent of time, space, or quantity : BOUNDLESSNESS 2 : an indefinitely great number or amount 3 a : the limit of the value of a function or variable when it tends to become numerically larger than any preassigned finite number b : a part of a geometric magnitude that lies beyond any part whose distance from a given reference position is finite c : a transfinite number (as aleph-null) 4 : a distance so great that the rays of light from a point source at that distance may be regarded as parallel As found at wikipedia.com The infinity symbol 8 in several typefaces.The word infinity comes from the Latin infinitas or "unboundedness." It refers to several distinct concepts (usually linked to the idea of "without end" or "bigger than the biggest thing you can think of") which arise in philosophy, mathematics, and theology. In popular

My World
this is for all dolphins friends and family. dolphin has been without a computer since sun, but dolphin is back and on a better computer. sorry to all who worried. i just wanted to my friends & family know that i am sorry for not being on much lately. i suffer with major depresion and the past week its been getting worse. i am hoping that in a few days i will be back to my old self. thank you all for understanding. dolphin this holiday season is going to be very hard on me. i get to go see my youngest son the day after Christmas and have an overnight visit with him and i cant wait. on the 27th there will be a meeting and that is when we will tell my son that he is going to be placed in long term foster care until he turns 18 (he is 16 now) and we go to court on jan 10th. i found all this out today about what is happening on the visit and the court date and it has been weighing heavy on my heart. i just needed to get this out in some way. thank you all for reading this a mothers r

My Leg
Well, I went to a new doctor today. He's the head Dermatologist and after seeing him today, I so wish that I had been able to see him from the start a few months back. First, for the many of you who are not aware of what I'm even talking about regarding my leg, I have had a problem with my leg (originally both legs) since the end of May. Hence, the reason for no leg pics in my albums for many months! :P It started out as Erythema Nodosum (inflammation of the deep tissue of the leg). My left leg cleared up but my right leg got worse and swelled really bad, to the point that I was having to stay off of it with my leg propped up and taking the major pain killers. After about 3 months, my doctor told me that he was referring me to a dermatologist because he had exhausted all he knew on me and didn't want to waste anymore of my time. (He's a great doctor but a family practicioner.) So, I started seeing a new Derm. who began me on new meds (that were very scary!) of which I have been tak

Makin Changes
ive changed my name n im makin some moves now im workin towards god mother by the end of Feb. I will be havin a happy hour next Thrusday for my Birthday so get ready to drink it up on me Much love to al of u n to all my close friends that i speak with all the time I LOVE U GUYZ MORE THAN U ALL KNOW!!!

Buy Me A Mistletoe Pleaseeeee
hey friends all you male lover want to bes want to impress me buy me a mistle toe... its easy just copy and paste this link order me a bunch of mistletoe...dont buy me drinks or gifts just mistletoe kisses mmmm come luv me with kisses http://fubar.com/blog/147861/619637

Nervious
back in 1999 i was woke up on the middle of the night to a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend it was 3 in the mornibng and she was bleeding really bad from her fave and then i noticed she had no bottom lip. he bite it off while beating the poor girl sensless well he saw me answer the door and his words to me were "come on hero i'll fuckin kill you too". naturaly me being a marine my response was lets play baby we began fighting and it was a long long battle he never felt a punch or kick that i landed on him. somehow we both fell and broke my right arm snapping my radius bone in half. he said i got you now bitch but i said guess again and we kept fighting me with one arm till he heard the cops coming and he ran. he wasnt caught till the next day but thats moving a little fast for now. the girl and i went to the hospitol dise by side in the ambulance and thats when i found out that her boyfriend was high on crack well when we got to the hospitol she got a brand new lip a

Why Do We Use Light?
why do we use light? By: Drew Miller(sonic) why do we use light? is it cause it reminds us of something specile, or something we are atached to? mybe its be cuse we want to seethe beuty of all things around us. i for one use light for all the above. love to me is like a fire , keep it burning and there is light. like a light bulb, cut the power,the fule and its lights out. but if you return power , add a log and stir the coals the light comes back bright and strong. when i need light, i look to the stars and see all the light i need. whene i see a girl with a bright smile, i see the stars light here on earth and think how many people see things the way i do? to sit by a fireand see candle lights in the distence coming to join my light. as they get near, i see star that have lost there light. the ones with lightask me to relight what light has been lost. i tell them they must put out there lights and return to town in witch they came. all do as i ask as the stars rest b

Come Join Me In Some Fun
i am new to the site, i have put up a few pictures and i would like for you guys to rate my pictures and give me some pointers on how to meet people and manage my page....THANK YOU KINDLY..

Stories From The Road
Ok it has now been brought to my attention that while at Hooters Brow beating bottom feeders that I missed some funny things we said and did and Barry is bitching about. So during the how do you live with yourself comments, One of us busted out this Beauty," I mean seriously you would never give this mark the time of day. Seriously he could not get laid if he had a $100 bill taped to the end of his dick." But Barry proved something extremely important, No matter how much you beat a bottom feeder they still do what you tell them. So after last call Barry wants another beer and tells us that he bets us he can get Moron to give him another one. He calls her over..."Hey I want another beer." "Its past call," she murmurs. I point out that at two beers for the price of the big ones she owes him one. She still says no I call bullshit.... Barry breaks out this beauty... "You get me another one if you can and I pay alot for it." And sure enough the bottom feeder returns with his beer. He pays

Falling In Love......
A couple of weeks ago, I was invited to join this site (thanks Rayne!) I can't believe that there is a site where there are so many friendly people I've made some great friends here and am having a gas. I guess I just wanted to say thanks. The Upper peninsula of Michigan is a cold desolate place in the winter and you will make it a hell of alot warmer and shorter for me. Now enough of the sentimental B.S. lets get it on!

A Word Of Advice
Ok I am many things.... An asshole(god knows everyone knows thats true), A misogynist(I do occasionally talk down to women), an egotist (I do believe that I am better than most) and an all out not nice guy, among so many other things. And god knows why I am explaining this, probably because I am drunk. I am not a racist. I have never been a racist, and most likely at my age I am not going to be a racist. Let me Repeat that in clear Letters: I, SEAN GIOVANNI, AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A RACIST. So let me put this in the simplest of terms to the few of you that got all fucking pissy about my Mexican comment in my BLOG. They were insane and in my business that is a good thing.You do not want a crowd to be tame.... How fucking boring would that be? I did not call the derogatory names, I did not make racial slurs. None of that all I said was in the crowd was 400 mexicans and they were insane. So I am going with this Statement..... If you do not like what I post on my fu

Daily Crap And Stuff...lol
Whom do you consider a real friend? The people that say they are or the ones that don't but are there for you no matter what happens? To me...Real friends are people who care enough about ya to yell at ya if they havent heard from you in a while cause they are worried about your dumb ass...lol..I should know I get that alot cause I'm not on a lot anymore. The ones who call themselves friends well alot are but then you have the ones who claim that only when everything is going smooth...you know the type ...the fair weather friends. I miss my net friends that I have made on fubar...most have gone on and forgot me but its ok..life does go on you see...but the ones that remember me and care about me will always be first in my heart.... There was one person in particular that was as close to me as a sister, but things went wrong and drama started and that bond ended...I miss her. As for the guy in my life when I was on here before well lets just say he played a game and I los

Natural Highs!!!
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla, strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you . 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say som

Thank You
I wanted to take this time to say Thank you to a few special people who was so thoughtful of thinking of me on my Birthday. (Lance)(Koalaluv)(Beasty)(Autigerz)(68BirdGuy)(Cos)(SSG Pete)(Maverick) It really meant alot to me :)

Ever Fallen In Love
Ever Fallen In Love by:Buzzcocks You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame. And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. Ever fallen in love wit

Fun On Fubar
ok so I have been so very busy lately! I moved into a great house with a Big E and nikki girl Been working And enjoying what I can of my summer But things are slowing down so I have more time to spend with my fu Friends and Family! MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH please send me a shout or message on how your summer has been! MUCH love BLU! why is it so hard for some to relize this is a internet site lol I love this place it is a fun place to chat with alot of new and diffrent people.So why is it so hard for some of them to understand I dont take everything on here personal nor should they if dealing with me.You will know when you have crossed over into my real life.so for those having a hard time with it get over it!I have a life outside fubar.So if am not taking your fu marriage or flirting to heart it is nothing against you,there is no reason to hate on me lol ...Like I said you will know when you have crossed over and it means something to me.The number one reasons for

Explinations
I just wanted to let everyone know a few things.... I drive a truck for a living, and usually have my laptop with me. That means that I my be on, but I might not be able to get back to you for a while. This goes for rates/comments/shouts/games,etc.... I can be a rude "some bitch" when need be. But when it comes to random people trying to get my attention, I am not like that. The reason I am posting this, is because I have been deleted as a friend, or have been told I am an ass for not responding. It is impossible to drive a truck and type at the same time.lol I hope you all understand, and if not, TOUGH !!! Thats the way it is. I will be happy to respond as soon as I can !!! Also, I seem to have a problem getting into a game invite when I try to accept it. If I can, I will shout at you to let ya know I am trying..

Talk To Me.........
For those of you who think that this is really me, or that i really look ANYTHING like this: STOP READING NOW!!!!! For those of you who think that I actually live in this : you could be right, because I have, and have many freinds and family that still do!!! My question is this: SO F-IN WHAT???? ~is yur Loan Invested,50 year mortgage strapped, two bedroom yardless condo make you maore of a man? ~does your goverment subsidized, section 8 waiting list, crime infested projects make you more deserving of our tolerance? ~does the fact that you have 18 relatives living in one pastel painted,lowrider surrounded, mariachi blaring barrio dwelling mean that your tougher than me??? I think not. Unless YOU actually live in a trailer park, and have lived the life of these people, then you need not use the term "trailer trash", unless you give me express permission to use whatever derogatory term that i can find to lable you. And trust me, I know a few! okay, thats e

Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F

Work
Emergency Medical Services (stupid) Frequently Asked Questions with answers! Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. At least not after my State, Local, and Federal Government gets through with my check. Q. How come the Pol

"bury The Broken"
If you are in the West Palm Beach area, you need to get yer ass to the "Buzz Bake Sale" !!!! At 11am, the winner of the Battle Of The Bands will be playing!!! YOU NEED TO SEE THEM ! ! They are Bury The Broken..... THE BEST FUCKING THING OUT OF SOUTH FL.!!!!! If you want to know more, search them on "MySpace".......You WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED ! ! !

I Am Tired Of Giving.....call Me Scrooge I Don't Care!!!
This is my second attempt as my computer froze as I hit the post button the last time so I am going to make this even shorter than the book I had written. If you don't want to hear whining, bitching and complaining please hit the X at the top of the page!!! I am aggravated, frustrated, and quite frankly sick of the bullshit happening lately. I have always been here for friends. Never cared much to be a point ho. While yes it is nice to level now and then, I could care less about the points or "outdoing" anyone else on here. I have met a handful of really, really great people. Sad since there are soooo many on my friends and fans list. I feel so sorry for the people who actually live for Fubar. I was a Fu addict for the 2 months I was out of work for surgery and saw some amazingly fucked up people do some amazingly stupid shit. While I am not one to start drama and steer clear from it I will leave it at that. Secondly, and the thing that pisses me off the most is the

Its A Boy
HEY I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SON ! ITS A BOY... I AM SO EXCITED... I HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS, ALWAYS WANTED A BOY... CAN NOT HAVE CHILDREN, SO I WILL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THRU MY GRANDSON.... I AM SO HAPPY ! THANKS FOR ALL THE WELL WISHES FROM MY FRIENDS ! WHAT A GREAT XMAS THIS WILL BE, SHE IS DUE IN MAY 2008 WHICH IS HER BIRTH MONTH ALSO... WHAT A COINCENDENCE ! PEACE , LOVE AND HARMONY TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT FUBAR... T

Good Head
When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cuie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.

Love Thy Father Mumm ~ Follow Up
This is a follow up to my Love Thy Father MUMM. Today I received my 1st Holiday card from my father whom I never new..and in that card was a check for $300.00 which I think is a lot for him.. I am completely perplexed by this..and a bit overwhelmed. I am hoping that maybe he would like to get to know his grandchildren, they could sure benefit from him and he would benefit from them. Now time to MUMM on my response...

Family Updates
COME JOIN THE REBELS RULES & GOT-R-DID BOMBERS...WE ALWAYS WELCOME NEW PPL AND LOVE NEW FRIENDS! WE AREN'T A VERY BIG BOMBING FAMILY BUT WE ALWAYS COME THROUGH. WE HAVE HELPED NUMEROUS PPL WIN CONTESTS, LEVEL, PIMP OUT ETC. IF YOU ARE A TEAM PLAYER AND A DEDICATED FRIEND GIVE US A SHOUT AND JOIN US...YOU WON'T REGRET IT :) THE ENFORCER NoCtUrNaL MiStReSs~Fu Wife to SoUl BlEeD~Got-R-Did Bombers~ReBeLs RuLe~@ fubar VICE PRESIDENT COME LUV ME@ fubar HOMEPAGE ~~REBELS RULE~~@ fubar FAMILY: WE CURRENTLY HAVE THREE MEMBERS IN GIVEAWAYS...BEING A PART OF THIS FAMILY MEANS GIVING SOME OF YOUR TIME TO THE CAUSE. IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO THESE CONTEST/GIVEAWAYS WE EXPECT YOU TO DO SO SOON. WE ARE NOT A PUSHY FAMILY AND DON'T LIKE TO SET CRITERIA TO BEING A MEMBER BUT SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PUTTING FORTH ANY KIND OF EFFORT. IF YOU ARE THERE FOR US THEN WE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU. IF YOU DO NOT CONTRIBUTE AND HELP DO NOT COME CALLING ON US WHEN YOU NEED HELP. SORRY TO SEEM LIKE A

Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n

Just Be You
just be you at some point u just have to realize, maybe more like face the facts u just can't please every one & unfortunately no matter ur efforts not every single person is going to like u...some, from the second they meet you & even others (in my opinion the more painful of the two) the ones who know u more than any one & who just in some way change their minds about u some where down the line & that's life i feel like i'm just ready to figure out exactly who it is i wanna be and just be that person no matter how dumb i look or how crazy i may feel at that second b/c it's not about what people think about u, it's about what u think of ur self, seriously, i was talking to one of my friends last night & i was reminded of one of his stronger characteristics that he didn't neccessarily like about himself and it's one of the most amazing things about him so just figure out who u r b/c theres a reason u r that way and just be that person person b/c i'm finally starting to see t

Leaving Fubar?
I have met a few nice people on here.. and its been great. But, I have seriously been thinking of leaving fubar. Just to much going on right now. I am not sure yet if I will just close it down.. or just not come on here, but once in great moon. Just letting everyone know.

My Sign
Are You an Empath?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Certified EmpathYou are a natural born Empath! You are haunted by the calling of "the others" and walk in silence between the busy and the distracted. You qualify for certification by the School of Empath Psychology. From the Book of Storms Series newsletter on Yahoo! Groups. Certified Empath 94%Potential Empath 81%An Intuitive 81%Unbonded Empath 75%Not an Empath 31% You’re born under the sign of Libra, which represents the element of air, or the intellect. You’re most definitely a thinker — you like to use your mind to tackle problems. Libra is the seventh sign of the zodiac, which refers to relationships of all sorts and your connection to the world around you. People know you as someone who loves to socialise. Your outgoing nature and love of communicating brilliant ideas to people around you is one of your strengths. You’re rarely at

Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes
Change.... Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Yes it's that time again... I'm feeling something!! Well let me begin by saying hello.. I hope all is awesome in your life right now and as a result.. SMILES SMILES SMILES!!! That's my wish for you!! I am once again chillin in my room and having that sudden urge to get some thoughts that are going on in my head out on paper, so to speak, for a my own benefit and also to share a little piece of me with all of you. I kept a journal for many years and no longer do so... I guess you could say that these ideas, thoughts, or whatever of mine have pretty much built up to this point over a long period of time and something, usually a personal situation or experience, triggers a sudden urge in me to spill my thoughts.. the final piece of my mental puzzle is in place! Anywho here we go... Someone once said to me, about 6 years ago, " Keith, If nothing changes nothing changes " and I can remember just like

Dale Jr. Does It Again !
NEW YORK (AP) -- Despite a year of personal upheaval and on-track failures, Dale Earnhardt Jr. remains as popular as ever. Junior was selected the most popular driver for the fifth straight year, drawing more than 1.5 million of the over 3.8 million votes cast online. The award comes after he decided to leave the NASCAR team founded by his late father to join powerhouse Hendrick Motorsports with a new sponsor and a new car number. ``After the year I had statistically and off the track, that isn't the response I expected from my fans,'' Earnhardt said Thursday in accepting the honor during a luncheon at which numerous awards and hundreds of thousands of dollars were dispensed by NASCAR and its sponsors. ``Next year, I hope to earn more hardware on the track, too.'' Earnhardt is moving from his signature No. 8 Dale Earnhardt Inc., Budweiser Chevrolet to a No. 88 Hendrick entry, sponsored by a couple of Pepsi products. He said he has not talked with stepmother Teresa Earnhar

My Feelings
Take my WILL, And my LIFE, Guide me in my RECOVERY And show me how to LIVE. CLEAN. Don't give up, keep going back it works..... 2 years,2 months,and 25 days clean. t's 2008, a time to start anew, and there's so much that you can do to make your new year dreams come true. Every day, focus on your many gifts, and share your love and laughter, to give others a lift. Find something extraordinary about every single day, and don't let disappointment stand in the way. Think of the new year as a time of adventure and learning; don't be afraid to follow your dreams, and success will be your earnings. But don't forget to have some fun along the way, and do something special just for you every single day. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!...... "Intrusion" Why can’t I just be left alone? They knock on the door and call on the phone. They’ll peek in the window, given a chance. You haven’t the resources to make a stance. You leave your home-everyone knows.

Hubbys
Sooooo, my husband asked me on Monday or Tuesday if he could invite two people over this weekend for some steaks and stuff. So i said Yeah, and i asked about this one couple, he said they where going out of town and couldn't make it. This morning he calls me at 7:30 AM. Tells me that when i go to the store to buy steaks and stuff for dinner, I need to buy 10 steaks. he invited his entire section over for dinner without asking me!!! The house is a wreck (we've been outta town and xmas decorating) and i have to go buy a bunch of food!!!!! I don't care to have the guys over. One of the couples we've been trying to get over here since the boys got back from Iraq last month. But an extra 6 people? he coulda atleast asked first... ARGGGGG ok i'm done with my rant :)

Thought For The Day
http://www.celestinevision.com/ He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked th e shit out of him... Like his mother used to do. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard eno

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

20 Ways To Please Ur Man At Xmas
20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Christmas Joke:)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' >> The man replied, 'These are Carols'

A Different Christmas Poem For Our Military Men!!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha

I've Got It Pretty Groovy All In All
I love to watch fires in the fireplace. It's relaxing, makes me drowsy. I'd like to parachute at least once in my lifetime. Lilacs are one of my favorite fragrant flowers, but my all time favorite flower is the wild violet. My favorite holiday meal is Prime Rib..with creamy horseradish sauce. I used to miss my old Toyota Tercel wagon, but now I think I miss my old Datsun 310 more. I don't vote as often as I should...it's because I intensely dislike most of the candidates from either side. And I strongly support term limits. Hear that Senator Byrd...

The Moral Of The Story
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." Last was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumpe

Don't Ask Folder
What part of don't ask do you not understand? For all you lil boy's who asked to be a friend, Because you thought you'd see what was in it. Remove me as a friend, If I wanted you to see what was in it, I would not have made the folder PRIVATE. Stop fuckin asking me to see my private pics the answer is NO, If you don't like it then hey fuckin remove me as a friend I really don't give a good fuck.

Whats Love Got To Do With It?
so look inside right to the core its easy you see because its right on the surface I will never be judged, no, only by one I have been carried threw life by GOD, more often then not He is my savior, and my stomach's in a knot He showed me the way, but I didn't completely listen Now I am somehow to blame for all that I have been missing It felt so good in her arms you see lying there together, looking back at me my soul touched so deep, I can't shake it rocked to the core, no way I could fake it problems come and go as this is life I will never again even think of that knife that was put in my heart and pushed all the way in you mean so much to me, its allmost a sin that is why its been so hard, to come around or even call for I feel so deep, and you think, not at all so many layers inside you see so many thoughts swirling in me I can do nothing but respect and love as I have and allways will and all of the above it hurts so bad, I will have you know I could lay d

Realm Of Reign
So I have decided its time to put my skills to work and start creating a portfolio online. Ive decided to pick up some hosting at a decent price so all I have to do is develop the sites and the graphics and then rock the design. Who knows this might get me somewhere beyond retail hell. YAY! I hope to get the site up asap and get some work posted. I am thinking it will be a cool idea and start my own small design business. Sort of get the ball rolling. Ive just been waiting too long on the situation. So last night we have come to the conclusion that Chelsea the cat is one evil cat. She completely tried to kill one of my four ferrets last night. I was so pissed. To top it all off the damn cat enjoys scratching and biting you when you try to show her affection. I think the cat is 24-7 on the cat rag. And she will find your personal belongings and try to destroy them. So I think we are going to end up finding a better place for her. The ferret clan must be protected. I do have

Love
First off... I pretty much hate the area I live in. It's a great city and has a lot to offer but it's the climate I dont want anymore. I don't do winter well and I have a problem with snow. The skill set that I have and my work experiences allows me the luxury to live virtually anywhere and make a decent living. My children are all grown up and living life as they see fit. So, basically I am free to do and go where I please. What would please me the most is to go somewhere that I know has a friendly face waiting for my arrival. If that face was single...BONUS..lol... I have some friends in my life that are very near and dear to my heart. I won't go into detail but there is a specific place that would make me very happy. As of now this minute... my plans still have a blank to fill in... Ideas? Suggestions? Opinions? Offers?... I have these feelings swallowing me up that I need to put down on paper. I have some wonderful and awesome friends on here that truly do care about me and fo

For My Auntie
Ok for everyone here that doesnt know what has happened this is what is going on... Due to Dawn aka Black Widow/~Hot Momma~ uploading important information yesterday for everyone to see about some certain ppl on here her account, emails and ISP have been blocked so she can no longer come to Fubar...If you would like to get into contact with her just let me know and I will see that its done...She does send out this warning and advice to you all...Watch your backs on here because there are ppl on here that arent who they appear to be or say that they are! She also wants you all to know that she misses you very very very much! Again if you want to get into contact with her just let me know! Im writing this because I am PISSED at the way my Auntie Dawn has been treated by her so called friends! How the hell dare you people! My auntie is there for you guys WHENEVER you need ANYTHING, be it a graphic, someone extra to bomb, a shoulder to cry on or an ear to bitch to. She's there on days that

Beaware
If you get contacted by someone thru any sight and they ask you to send them money, DO NOT DO IT, regardless of their sob story.. it is all a lie.. designed at getting your money.... also do NOT send them an e-mail.. with an e-mail they can get your IP address and hack your computer.. gaining access to everything on it.. so if you do you banking on line.. they have free run of your account(s)... Anyone who actually read my mumm knows a friend of mine was contacted by a person like this.. she (luckily) did not fall for this.. She called her local PD and basically there is nothing they can do.. it is not against the law for someone to ask you to send them money.. if you actually send them money then it becomes a crime.. but they can't get your money back.. and they cannot trace these people via their IP because they route themselves thru sooo many different servers it gets lost.. So be smart.. send no one money.. and if they ask block them immediately and don't send e-mails to pe

My Pics
So I know I have to put some pics on my profile. Question is what would you like to see? Do you like face shots, body shots or private parts? Tell me what you like and I'll put it on here. once I figure out how :)

Shit Written By Me
Discontent comes into play. I pray for forgiveness, but this never comes my way. Why the fuck do I pray? Deranged they say I am, I am insane just as they say. I can change, but Ill refrain and stay just as enraged as I am. Distant in memory Created integrity Faults of instability Cremated ashes of insecurity. This is whats made from me; Distant memories of integrated, insecure, instabilities interfering with the creation of creativity. With the thoughts of a blasphemer I stayed away from her No better than them, but I can pretend I am...(cuz I am) An I am deranged as they say I am insane just like they say I am I wont change I will refrain Just to stay as enraged as I am. Im sorry that I cant understand you. Its so hard as I lie down beside you. Now I regret all the shit that Ive done. You gave me light you were my sun. Now you're gone and Im so fucking cold. So long, goodbye, Im off to be alone. I hear you calling me home I wont go, no I wont go.

What The Hell Is Wrong With People??
I just want to know if it's just me or are people just fucked up........What part of "We are seperated and getting a divorce...I don't want to be with you anymore" do people not understand?????? If we are seperated and living apart......things are over between us....Move the FUCK on!!!! You don't have a right to snoop into my life to try to see what I am doing....If I wanted you to know.....We would still be together....It takes a fucking coward to SNOOP and try to find something that isn't there.......Just because I am online and making friends doesn't mean anything......Online is just that....ONLINE.....I wish people would get a fucking clue.......Quit being a nosy nelly and get over your self........ P.S. This is not about me but about someone VERY close to me....Just had to vent and get it off my chest.....

My Journal
July 7. Arrive in Alaska July 8. Go to Fairbanks and the Arctic Circle July 9. Above the Arctic Circle July 10. Head back from the Arctic Circle July 11. Fairbanks July 12. Denali Park July 13. Denali Park July 14. Denali Park July 15. Ride the train from Denali to Anchorage Leave lots of love while I'm gone!!! My sister, Adele, and I took mom to the emergency room Tuesday evening. Took her an hour to use the bathroom at home; she was having trouble catching her breath. Upon arrival, her oxygen level was 60 and it should be over 90. After many tests, they concluded she has pneumonia coupled with congestive heart failure, but the CHF wasn't really a real issue as opposed to the pneumonia. They gave her oxygen using a mask but also did it using the nose piece. She couldn't maintain oxygen level over 90 with the nose piece so she was admitted to ICU using the mask. They said she may just be in ICU for 12 ho

Tracey's Place...
Bubbly - Colbie Caillat I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under covers stayin safe (*) and warm you give me feelins that I adore It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go What am I gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmm It starts in my toes make me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tucked me in just like a chi

Updates! We Know You Love Em
Item one - Pictures - Since sunday, there have been 4 albums added. One is thanksgiving, one is a neo (club) album (think: girls kissing), one is my family at the ocean... and the last is copies of all the comments that i've made in the past couple months. Granted the comments aren't as sexy as the ones you can get from other sites, but please if you want to use them, take them, make me feel pretty lol Blogs: nothing much aside from promotions Mumms: plenty of mumms, feel free to read back through the expireds to see what i've been contemplating lately, as well as the upcoming contest. Stash - ok i'm a fuckin slacker Last but SOOOO FUCKING NOT LEAST: The lounge... I would encourage ALL of you that wish to talk to me to join this lounge. i am the owner of it and i will be inside the lounge whenever i'm online... i'd love for you to meet my other friends, i love them all for a reason, and you should too! Click the banner for the lounge! Please stop in and sub

Dying Regret Plays The Gypsy Lounge Tonight!
Hi FuFreaks, Dying Regret is playing with a few of our friends at The Gypsy Lounge tonight. We expect to play at around 9PM. Should be a sick show! See the e-flyer below for more info... Hope to see you all there! Please be sure to say "hi" if you do go! Thanks, Ace

Warning
THIS IS A GUY WHO LEFT ME A SHOUT THAT WAS NOT COOL YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK HIM . ->the radiom...: excuse me ÐÄÑGÈ®™~Çl...: hey there the radiom...: pussy the radioman@ fubar THANKS FOR READING

Odes
Time is of the essence within my realm. Time is a wasted energy being alone. But alas even time stands still for a moment. Offering tribute perhaps? Who knows? In the vampire realm Time is of the essence Time is everything Time is wasted on eternity being alone. Senseless really. So what if time stood still Can mortality handle it? Can immortality handle it? Only Time knows the answer. Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock Time...To Countdown on our lives. Time...To Spend every waking moment we may have left Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock

Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna some 12 months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have yo

Tryin To Keep Your Hard Earned Money Outta "popos:" Hands.lmao:p
SPEEDING: > > > > > > GOOD > > > > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't > > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was > > standing > > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The > > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down > > the > > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And > > we > > used to just sell lemonade!) > > > > BETTER > > > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated > > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a > > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. > > > > BEST > > > > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her > > car > > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to > > sell > > me

Big Sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again. As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

Just Give Me A Shout.
give me a shout to visit your page and i will visit it as soon as i get the chance. i have many friends, and a verry lousy memmory. please donot think that i am doing it purposely. i will make it my first priority to visit your page for all those who contact me and tell me to.

Blogs
perry it has been one whole mouth since you died and i miss you so much buddy i miss seeing you and talking to you your my best friend and always will be i know i will see you when i die but it will seem like for ever till then i love you man and i can't even say in words what it is like with out you here rest in peace perry i love you and all ways will your in my heart till the end of my days

Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real

Science Answers From Kids
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood

Behcet's Disease
Where did I leave off??? I think that I had just been diagnosed and got such a caring response from my (adoptive) Mother. Well now after a few years I met my husband, got married and started with my first child. We moved to Florida...big mistake as we found out later. For humidity and stress were the main factors in activation of my behcet's disease. But I had not found that out yet. I was constantly getting sick and felt miserable all the time. We used to joke that he should just take me out to pasture and shoot me. Always being sick can really put a damper on any type of life, whether it be love or family life. I actually got more sores in the genital area in Florida. I always got sick but never could find anything. I have always gotten severe headaches and major mood swings from being sick and tired of being sick and tired. Later we moved to Fallon where it was a more arid climate. I actually felt pretty good there. Then whenever we would visit his parent's in Hi

Crzyboypc26
How can we win? The first thing we need to do is start using a little different language when it comes to our fight with the current governmental status of "drugs." The use of the word "drugs" is pretty loaded. Let's face it, the public has been effectively (although patchy and somewhat faltering) brainwashed that drugs are "evil, wicked, mean and nasty." We need to use different terms. Like when I am discussing the entheogens that we use for spiritual reasons I call them "sacraments." In a population where 90% believe in a Deity and 80% that considers themselves to be religious and 70% that pray at least occasionally, who would be opposed to someone taking the sacraments? Tell the Catholics they can't have their wine and wafers and see what war that would begin. This is a little harder to do with things like cocaine, speeds, heroin, and the other various chemicals that definitely not only have stigmas surrounding them but definite medical and social problems surrounding them

R.i.p
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Knievel was best known for a failed 1974 attempt to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered cycle and a spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1980. Though Knievel dropped off the pop culture radar in

Holiday Stuff
Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy!! | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * | * V For God's sake.........Act your age........there is no Santa !! I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bi

Shattered Edge
come check us out and join our lounge at shattered edge make sure you tell them mrskitty told you about it lol love ya lots hey all my loyal fubarers come check us out in shattered edge radio lounge! can't find us look on my page under my lounges. we are the hottest lounge around right now and we mean no harm or offense to those other lounges who think they are the best but everyone is entitled to their opinion and my opinion is shattered edge radio is the best lounge !!!!!!!!!

Yay!
Dear Neil, I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're slutty enought to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and thanks for the cocaine. Best of luck on the sex change, Amy Dear , I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (Your name) 1) What's the color of your shirt

Bad Day
I had a really shitty day. Work was slow then got out of my car to come in the house and noticed that someone backed or pulled into my new car pushing in the license plate and making a tear (small) in the bumper on the right hand corner. I have no idea when or who did it. So now not only do I have to get it licensed but i have to get it fixed. Took it one place and it's going to cost 975 to get it fixed and its a tiny spot! This so sux ass. I understand why they did take off I wouldnt wanna have to pay to get it fixed either but Shit! Its Christmas Doesnt anyone have a soul anymore? Sorry If Im bitching like I said bad day lol. Just thought Id blog about it thought it might help to know whats going on with me. Bastards!!!! lol

Just Thoughts!!!
Me and my best friend were out the other day when he called his daughter's school and asked when her Christmas play was, the lady that answered the phone told him that there wasn't a Christmas play but there would be a holiday program. Hmmmmm, Holiday program? Well I wasn't born here in the states cuz I was in a military family but we still celebrated Christmas. I am down with all the other things that go on during the season but Christmas has always been a tradition not holidays. Even a few years ago big corporations changed their slogans from Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays which was still quite upsetting due to the traditions and values that even I myself grew up to. Does anyone else fell the same? I mean we all have our family traditions but now to say that calling it Christmas is politically correct not to upset others, isn't that taking away the choice that we have to celebrate? Sorry if this upsets anyone but I'm not knocking on the other things that others have to celebrate c

Australia Trip
In between stops on the boat we spent a couple of days in Cairns. Cairns is in the NE corner of Australia in the state of Queensland. It is in a tropical rain forest and has the weather to prove it. Being summer, it was hot and humid. While we were there, we did an awesome tour, the skyrail and aboriginal cultural park http://www.skyrail.com.au/ Lets start by saying that the views from this gondola are breathtaking. First coming down into Cairns, then of Barron Falls, and then up into Kuranda. In Kuranda, we went over and did pictures with the Koalas and fed the Kangaroos. I also bought and original piece of aboriginal art work of a dolphin. The Aboriginal park told the stories of the natives. Their stories have universal themes that you find in Judeo-Christian beliefs as well. Also found out how to make and play a diggerdoo. Cairns was a wonderful little town, full of backpackers on holiday. Not at all what I expected in Australia. Australia - Great Barrier Reef -

Ufw Night Of Champions
Sat Dec 1st at 1052 us hwy 92 west starting at 8pm pro wrestling with new face's and old ticket's 10 at the door and 8 in advance. A night were all the title will be on the line in one why or anther. For more info write me to let me know.

Contests
FUBAR's Most Creative Elf or Santa Contest........ Who wants in on this???? This contest will start at 5 PM EST on DEC 22, 2007 and will last through 5 PM EST on DEC 30, 2007 Prizes are........ First Place is a 7 day blast! Second Place is a 3 day blast! Third Place is a 1 day blast! Remaining entrants will get their choice of a big pimping gift of my choice! Rules are....... 1. "Must" fan, rate, and add the host to comment bomb. 2. No Drama!!!! 3. No downrating other contestants! 4. All submitted pics will be safe for work only!! 5. No duel accounts. If caught you will be disqualified!!! 6. All rates count as 5 points toward ending score of comments! To enter this awesome Christmas contest contact me by private mail with your entry pic

*r*i*p*
Iconic Daredevil Evel Knievel Dies at 69 By MITCH STACY – 58 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) — Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundel sa

My Blog?
hey all, so i've been a member for a few minutes and already have 5 comments... that's different! ;p okay jess, so i have an account. happy? anyone else i don't know can email me amyjean411@gmail.com peace out!

Downrater Gotta Luv Them.
This Guy rated my page a "10" but gave my Salute a "1" then Blocked my ass..lmao what's the matter couldn't he take the pressure of what I was going to do him..lmao Douche bag! travis121@ fubar Go Show him some Fubar Luv..lmao This Guy rated my salute a 1 but when I went to his page I couldn't leave a comment to thank him..lol some people just low rate,run and then can't take the heat!..lmao stingsaintly@ fubar

Marriage
How do you know when your marriage is over? How long do u give it to try and work it out? or do you try and work it out? I mean really over? to the point where you want a divorce? Any advice? anything please...i'm so lost and confused i duno what to do.... :'(

Wicca
I who am the beauty of the green earth, and the white Moon among the stars, and the mystery of the waters, and the desire of the heart of man, call unto thy soul. Arise, and come unto me. For I am the soul of nature, who gives life to the universe. From me all things proceed, and unto me all things must return; and before my face, beloved of Gods and of men, let thine innermost divine self be enfolded in the rapture of the infinite. Let my worship be within the heart that rejoiceth; for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you. And thou who thinkest to seek for me, know thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not unless thou knowest the mystery; that if that which thou seekest thee findest not within thee, thou wilt never find it without thee. For behold, I have been with thee from the beginning; and I am that which is attained at the e

Yeehawww's Warped Mind
Dec. 18, 2007 -- A college education doesn't give you much of an edge over a monkey when it comes to doing some basic arithmetic, according to a study released Monday that underscores the surprising mental agility of our simian relatives. In a rapid fire test of mental addition, monkeys performed almost as well as college students, showing they're no slouches when it comes to number crunching. "We know that animals can recognize quantities, but there is less evidence for their ability to carry out explicit mathematical tasks, such as addition," said Jessica Cantlon, a researcher at Duke University Center for Cognitive Neuroscience in Durham, North Carolina. "Our study shows that they can." The study in the Public Library of Science Biology comes just a couple of weeks after Japanese researchers revealed that young chimps outperformed college students in tests of short-term memory. The young chimps surprised the Japanese investigators by being able to retrace pattern

Old People Dance
i have a friend, and she does one hell of a job making morphs, her name is: Jamie Owner of BIG Girls Rock Lounge & Watercowboy's sweetheart aka '»-(¯`v´¯)-»Sugar Hips w/Sexy Lips«-(¯`v´¯)-« j_sexy_voice@yahoo member of Tequila Sunrise Bombers' http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1076633 check her out, she is great, give her a shout, im sure she will make you one. What if I would never wake up, see the sun rise, see the sun set, What if, I was not here. Do you ever wonder if any one would miss you, Knowing time dont stop, but what if, I was never here, what would it matter. funny ass video, click on the old people after it loads. http://www.dirtybutton.com/animations/2293-old-people-dance/ its to funny, have fun with it

Big Xii
Twas the Night Before the Big XII ‘Twas the night before the Big XII and all through the land, not a Tiger was stirring, not even the band. Their Jockeys were hung by the locker with care, in hopes that the Sooners soon would be there. Temple was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of the BCS danced in his head. And Pinkel in his kerchief full of Tiger pride, and Bob and the Sooners ready to ride. When down in San Antone there arose such a clatter, Chase sprang from his bed to see what was the matter. He realized the Option was gone in a flash, and Maclin’s dreams of running had just been dashed. The Tiger tight ends trembled as they watched the show, A Crimson and Cream luster set the horizon aglow. When what to their wondering eyes should they find, but a miniature Schooner, seven National Titles behind. With a wizened old driver, skilled in leading his troops, they knew in a moment it must be Bob Stoops. More rapi

Evil
Iconic daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69 By MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 25 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Supe

Christmas
Kisses to you all! I LOVE PRESENTS, PLEASE CLICK BELOW AND LEAVE ME ONE FOR CHRISTMAS MUCH LUV TO YOU ALL AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS, JACKIE Check this link out I thought it was too cute...Make urself and elf too! MUAHZ http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1248989533

How Much You Kno Me?....
My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:

Holiday Happy Hour Contest
LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: DECEMBER 7 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: DECEMBER 17 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST or 1 MO VIP And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. Pic must be of you and keep within the holiday theme. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. · Comment Bombing is a must. · Self Bombing is enco

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In My World Of Regrets, In My Life Of Sorrow, I Still Stand Here Hopping For A Better Tomorrow, Yet Still Trying To End This Day, All Things Get Better With Time Or So They Say, But Not Enough Time Could Make This Life Okay, So Happy On The Outside, But Lonelyness Leads To A Frown, One Day Things Will Be Better, Get Everything All Together And My Feet Frimly On The Ground, I Will Hold My Head High, High With Pride, But For Now I'm Just Me, Still Sadend By Life And Trying To Live Pass The Pain.................. Some Of You Might Just Drink More To Help The Hang Over But This Also Might Help... ~Ginger Tea to the Rescue~ Since ancient times, Chinese physicians have regularly consumed ginger tea to keep their vitality fired up. Ginger is famous as an aid for digestive distress. It has been found to soothe the digestive lining and balance gastric juices. Cut a 2-inch piece from fresh ginger root, and thinly slice this piece. Bring three cups of water to boiling in a pot. Add t

Why
Why does god let you get preg. then take it away why didn't my baby grow they say things happen for a reason. What reason did god take my unborn child? Why let my hopes get up and then brake my heart like never b4. will someone please tell me the reason for this

Smile
Love me without fear, trust me without questioning, need me without demanding, want me without restrictions, accept me without change, desire me without inhibitions, for a love so free will never fly away

Marines Care Packages
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co

Online Love???
Aight folkz this is a repost. I got this from someone else *LOL* Answer the questions as honest as possible plz! Thank U Very Much! Ready Set Go0o0o0o0o... 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Sup pplz!!! Well this my first blog on here and i am new to the site and i have noticed a few things *LOL* I see all the wifey and hubby names and

Playing Music Is A Dream Come True
Well tonight my band just completed its third rehearsal this week, and I just ain't tired! Kinky Porcupine, which is James on guitar and vocals, and Jessica on bass and keys and me (Erica) on the drums. The band has been playing regularly since March,('07) and before this project, well I wasn't that good of a musician, well I am critical, Jess would tell you different. But as the days go by, I keep getting better and better! I mean it's not like I don't a freaking life outside of this, but when you finally get to do something you have loved your whole life, I just want keep things going. I always used to fantasize about being on stage, and feeding off a crowd, and creating the intangible web of music, and I never thought that I'd get to do it. Especially when I only started to do gigs in my 30's! My late friend Mikey Layne was an incredible musician, he always said he saw the potential in me, I always thought he was nuts! Well it's too bad that I can't share this him now, well in

Question?
Does the Decadent Deviance or the Dark realm groups still exist. haven't heard much from either group in quite a while. If they no longer exist i'm going to start looking for another group to run with and if there are any takers, let me know.

Contest
As many of you know Heartisic Soul has done it again, this time its "The 1,000,000 Valentine. This is the link to her blog: http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 She has also added an album "Giveaway for the $1,000,000 Valentine." By rating and commenting on these tags wins that person hearts. Each rate earns 2 hearts and each comment earns 1 heart. Well i have a tag in that album, here is the link to that tag: Please stop by and rate and comment on my tag. Thank you all, slavedolphin Heartisic Soul is a great person so go show her some luv, Heartistic Soul@ fubar Im in the hottest bi-female contest. Please come show me lots of luv. Tennessee Tiger is the host so please show her lots of love to. It ends Dec. 7. Please go vote for me, here is the link, Im in the hottest bi-female contest. Tennessee Tiger is the host so please show her lots of love to. It started today and ends Dec. 7. Please go vote for me, here is the link,

Mistletoe Contest
THIS IS WHERE YOU START > > > > Are you kissable? > Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! > > A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! > > Here is how to play... > > In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. > > The Rules: > 1. NO DRAMA. > 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. > 3. You may purchase as many as you want. > 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game.

Leveling
From becoming a Fu-gee. Please help out a good friend of mine. Lizzie is The Consigliere's fu-fiancee@ fubar But she's only 10k from the next level. Lizzie is The Consigliere's fu-fiancee@ fubar She will return the love. *Áñgè£*DJ@ THEVIP DREAMWEAVER'S VALENTINE Rate Spankers! *FU ANGEL* WEEZYS BFFL@ fubar

If I Knew!!!
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be ! the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would ! give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But ju

Mistletoe
Mistle toe game The 1st person to message you saying "id kiss you under the misletoe."... will be your sweatheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours! you have 2 do this even if you are taken!

Recent News....
Ok for those that were wondering, I went to Court Yesterday for the custody case. I WON!!! Sole, Legal and Physical Custody!!! He was still locked up, and apparently facing state prison. In fact, he knows the system, AND knows that in order to be at a court date (other then those appointed for crimes charged,) he has to arrange it. He didn't even take the time to do that. I guess he doesnt care as much as he says he does. January 3rd we set up visitation. So thats good, one less thing for me to worry about. Now that I have full custody and I know that my girls are safe and wont be fucked with, I've made a decision. On Monday the 4th I'm going into the Army Recruiters office. If things go well I'm going to re-enlist. I'll be leaving my daughters with their grandma while I go off to basic. Once I'm done with basic, I'll be able to live off base, and have my girls live with me. At this point in time, I'm not exactly sure if I'm going, or when if I'm able to. So I will keep everyone po

Naughty Horoscopes!
Naughty Horoscopes LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you F**K up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/ Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink

My Poetry
Written November 17, 2007 I built a wall, around my fragile heart So that no one else could ever tear it apart It's worked for years, keeping the crowd at bay Wanting people close but keeping them away Then the universe sent a curve ball One that was able to walk through that wall Turning my wall from stone to air Making me scared to hurt, scared to care Conflicted and Confused, I don't know what to do My defenses are down, my emotions in a coup Terrified and Fascinated, like a moth to the flame Into that dark night I scream out your name Conflicting emotions float through my mind Should I run away or try to make you mine? My heart and my gut are truly at war I hear you knocking but am scared to go through that door Let you in or drive you away? I want you close, but am afraid you won't stay Can my heart take another blow? All I can do is try to take it slow I want you by my side, night and day What can I do to make you stay? November 30, 200

Wild Signs!
Sign Traits – Iz urz right? - ARIES (cardinal, fire, personal): assertively, impulsively, defensively, energetic, head down. "I am," assertive, individualistic, enthusiasm, pioneering, leader, competitive, action-oriented, defensive, aggressive, intemperate, violent, fiery, powerful, extreme, arrogant, uncontrolled and unrestrained, quick, passionate, determined, fresh, head/skull - TAURUS (fixed, earth, personal): resourcefully, thoroughly, devotedly, patiently, indulgently. "I have," sensual, affectionate, possessive, cautious, acquisitive, musical, artistic, stubborn, solid, earthly, strong, patient, sturdy, slow, kind, just, throat/neck - GEMINI (mutable, air, personal): logically, inquisitively, fast. "I think," curious, multi-tasking, talkative, sociable, duality, mercurial, whimsical, intelligent, restless, quick, informed, hands/lungs - CANCER (cardinal, water, personal): protectively, sensitively, clingingly. "I feel," sensitive, tenacious, family a

Sexual Horoscopes!
Sexual Horoscopes .:VIRGO:. The Virgin > > Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them > right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. > Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. > Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first > sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. > The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of abd > luck if you do not repost. > > .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict > > Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. > Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT > kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. > Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long > relationships. Talkative. The sexiest > ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you > do not repost. > > > .:LIBRA:. The lover > > Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They > meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and > sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person > you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Di

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity! At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your email address is: Xena_Warrior_Princess@companyname.com or Elvis_the_King@companyname.com Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.' Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet Jimmy." Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. Don't use

Politics
You know, I was reading some articles about how Black people and so-called Black leaders are not supporting Obama. I don't really support him, but Blacks in general are overwhelmingly Democrats. I have the sneaking suspicion that the problem is this; if a Black president were to be elected, it would show how far this country has actually come, and that this would negate the victim status that Black people often use to excuse the myriad problems that plague us, as well as put leaders who constantly foster the victim mentality out of a job. Discuss.

Good Deeds
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad "And was traveling alon

Life
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 >>hours in >> a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of >>coffee. A >>professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front >>of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and >>empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then >>asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The >>professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. >>He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas >>between the golf balls . He then asked the students again if the jar >>was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a >>box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up >>everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students >>responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then >>produced two cups of coffee from under the table and pour

One Flaw In Women
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. Check all that apply. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Hottie!!!!!!! 11= Me you bed noww 12= let me fuck the shit out of you RIGHT NOW Sex Test post this and see how many people message you back with the answers this will be fun repost it [X] your answer [[ Put a X in the box ]] How old do I look? [ ] 11 [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] 22 [ ] 23 [ ] 100 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 [ ] 100 sexii as hell Would you? [ ] Do me [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] To

Poems
rainy days cold night these days i need you let me hold you tight in my arms let me hold you close keep you warm tell you your my good luck charm look me in my eyes tell me im the one for you tell me im your every wish come true let me lay you down very gently then make love to you essentially let me caress your body from head to toe not missing a spot lets play around like connect the dots lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a roller coaster ride let me take you body on a never ending ride it always seems to just begin i love you girl hope we never end its nights like these i need you the most drink some wine propose a toast kiss your lips drop our clothes an at the end its like it just begin my kind of music my favorite song i want to be with you all day and all night long a spring breeze a summer sun now that I know you you are my one a winter sparkle an autumn tree added all up it equals you and me my best friend my only lover from here on out I'll keep

Teacher Comments
These comments made by NYC teachers on their students' report cards. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't here. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

Ramble On...
this world is cracked broken and blue I see everyday the pain within you I cannot express this feeling inside it tears at my heart I could almost cry still sitting..wondering why There is nothing wrong with this world I say that can't be helped with what is right, roll up your sleeves its going to be a hell of a fight One day I know you will see within the things you you think where sin its all for reason, ryhme or scheme yes its possible, not just a dream you will see ... one day soon me standing infront of you with arms streched out its a crazy life ...thats no doubt two can be three with minds set free, its in my heart I hold the key another day has come and gone I've been walked on again yet I'm still strong I move forward refuse to sit still turn the other cheek that of witch most would kill I hear a voice in my mind it gives me strength even a sign It says that you can do it these crosses are yours in the day of days I will recieve my

Let It Snow
Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 - Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise! I love it here! Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) an

Irony Of Love
Put " and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: Get drunk with me: What would you do if you woke up next to me ? Will you repost this so i can do the Facing your eyes, I found myself saying

Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see

The Dance
Wow, I have not really logged on or even been on FUBAR here for a long time, it feel like 4eva. I don't even know excactly really how long it has been. Anyways man My pics seem like they look kinda old.lol.... I dont know excactly why I havnt used Fubar in so long, I think that I was just maybe possibly getting bored with it and other stuff,things have and were just happening and stuff and have had other things going on in my life that I guess I just kinda forgot about it and like was like eh Idk just idk tired of it I guess. Anyways so I undecided about it, I mean I will prob use it once a while but not all that often as I use to when I first started using it... So I apologize , things happen...and ya so take care people. Peace out I really need new Pics...LOL I am so totally madly deeply in

Greetings&hallucinations
Greetings&Hallucinations from my corner of the Dual Continuum! Oh what was that? What the heck is the Dual Continuum? you ask? Well I'm glad you asked me that because we all live in it together and yet we singularly live in it apart and yet because we are actually in it at the same time we are still yet together but still all individually separate! You see The Dual Continuum. A wondrous Universe where all is the same and yet different were everyone is an individual or two or as many as they need to be and yet still one yet made up from many! I love it here as it the one place where all of me can interact with so many so much of the time and yet still be in that place of the still small voice while being with everyone all together singularly. I can imagine it all and yet imagine just it and still yet all of the many as one yet so few of the many as one and yet all! It is a conceptual thing and Ive been in it's awareness for a very long time! It's all about the theory and practi

Chills
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk en man in an Oldsmobile they said had run the light. That caused the six-car pileup on 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about and blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, for death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, was heard above the noise, Her plaintive plea near split the air, "O h, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her p inned hands, she struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast in grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused on where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was bro ken glass and two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen, she did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die! Then firemen came and cut her loose, but when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, but the seat belts were intact. T

My Favorite Quotes
You know that you truely love someone When you want them to be happy Even if your not included their happiness. Absence is to love ~ what wind is to fire ~ it extinguishes the small ~ it enkindles the great! Love is like a butterfly, hold it to tightly ~ it crushes, hold it to loose ~ it fly away.

Im Moving
Im moving to another apartment tomorrow just across the red river into Shreveport so I wont be online sunday and maybe not monday. my new phone & DSL is scheduled to be turned on on Monday so hopefully it will be. Everyone have a great weekend. Love , Lisa

Angel
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

My New Baby Is In A Contest ,,,show Him Love Please
2 HOURS LEFT PLEASE COME HELP need help real bad if you can please show my bird some love . need to catch up click this pic and comment as much as you can Thank you Sweet~thing Please help me get cought up in the hottie santa hat pic contest please Thank you

Live, Love, Laugh
Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live...... Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile... Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? Live your life and forget your age. We are always getting ready to live but never living. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life it goes on... I am a woman above everything else. Did u know...when u dream about a person that person went to sleep thinking of u?? did u know... when the person u like looks at u then looks down their crazy about u..?? did u know that when that person looks at u directly in the eyes they love u more than u think..?? did u know... when that person looks at u alot they can't live without u..?? did u know when they leave they say bye too m

Great News!
I just called the doctor and they told me that lump was nothing but hormons and a bit of inflamation ,I knelt down in thanksgiving prayer as soon as I got the news!!! no matter what happens and how sad the times are,I still have hope for a big family and to nurse and nurture lots of babies. THANK YOU ALL FOR WORRYING ABOUT ME AND PRAYING FOR ME. Thanks for your support,for your care and your kind words.needless to say things like these are ever so more appreciated when life gets sore. I don't know what I'd do without you guys,I really don't! thanks again for being who you are. A 10 to you all,from a downrater j/k. I've been trying one of the hardest typing tests with the driver's license division three times before passing it but today I FINALLY MADE IIIIITTTTTTTTT. The first time they failed me because I "only" scored 74% and their passing score is 80%. The second time I was so down that even my score went way down..., down to 60% and today...TADAAAAAAAAAAAA a 96% score got m

He Is An...idiot.....
THERE IS A GUY WHO SHOUTED AT ME.......AND BECAUSE I WOULDN'T TALK TO HIM ON THE IM HAS DECIDED TO GO AFTER MY FRIENDS AND DOWNRATE THEM.......IF YOU SEE HIM.....DA WHITE SOX........PLEASE BLOCK HIM BEFORE HE DOWNRATES YOU......I'M SORRY IF HE ATTACKS YOU.....I'M DOING WHAT I CAN TO PREVENT THIS...WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS NOT MUCH...THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP HIM MYSELF.....I AM SORRY THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO TAKE THE FUN OUT OF THIS SITE.....HE IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.......:(......HOPE HE DOESN'T ATTACK ANYONE ELSE.....MY APOLOGIES......WENDY.....

Life Stuff
*sigh* If it's not one thing it's another over here I swear. So I had to sign a 6 month lease for this stupid cracker box I'm moving to so I'm stuck and hating it. The phone was suppose to be hooked up already but it wasn't my number, okay, it looks like that's fixed, FINALLY. Now I find out cable isn't available there. Stuck with a dish and 500 channels that I don't care about. (maybe I'll just watch movies on my lappy, I dunno) Here's the real pisser~~~~after thinking DSL was no problem there, come to find out it's not available. FUCK, it looks like I'm going to be stuck with dial up cause as my luck has been, wireless isn't going to work either. $#@%$#%^!! This place is too backwards for me, I can't wait to get off this rock. End rant/ So originally I was moving into my exes for a bit since I have to be out of where I live by Dec.31st. I've spent the past few days around him a lot and can clearly see that we would drive each other crazy if I stayed there. He's an

Gotta Love Fubar
Wow, looking back I can't believe I've been here on Fubar a year now(well technically it's tomorrow Dec. 2nd). It's been a crazy year. A lot of ups and downs, amongst learning experiences. I survived though and i'm thankful I did. There were many times I thought about deleting my account to have some of the many wonderful friends i've met, come to me and tell me how much i've meant to them and how much they appreciated me. That alone was reason enough to stay. I came here to meet new friends and that I have done. In fact two of my best friends i've met here...Omallesygold and devil man....I love you guys you have been there for me 100% and I will always be there for the both of you on the site and off. The guys in my family are amazing and i'm thankful they are in my life. Over the next week or so I will be going by your sites and telling you why I think you are so special to me. I really want to say thanks to those that didn't bail on me when my life seemed upside down.

Storm's Brewing
o every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Craig's Opinion
I'm just wondering about this rating photos. sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone but it is my opinion. At least I am giving my honest opinion not telling someone thier a 10 when they are a 5. I would like an honest opinion, not people rating me a 1 because I rated them a 3. come on people. why you going to block someone just because they told you the truth

Joy's Blog
I Forgot to say I LOVE YOU..... when angry words came and made demands you were'nt ready to meet. I Forgot to say i love you when the hurt inside grew and the only pain i could feel was my own..... I Forgot to say i love you when tears began to fall and stubborn pride led me to close my heart to yours..... I Forgot to say i love you when you said, maybe it was best that we go our separate ways and disbelief washed over me....... I Forgot to say i love you when you turned to leave; when i could have reached out but didn't because my pain clouded my judgement..... I Forgot to say i love you when the door closed and all that remained was silence and my quiet tears..... I Forgot to tell you how much joy you brought into my life, i Forgot to tell you that you were the most interesting part of my day, i Forgot to tell you that a day without you left something empty inside me. i Forgot to tell you how i thrilled to the sight of your sweet smile and the sound

Sat Dec 1 Hung Ova From The Toga Party
bored outta my mind 3 hour sleep then i had to clean up the condo from the toga party at my condo last nite and then had to walk the dog i love but hate my dog lol nobody is on line to chat and if anybody knows how to geta mic to work on yahoo let me know i finally got my web cam woirking but the mic works but for some reasson it says on yahoo the voice seriver sumthing sumthing wont connect into a chat room go figure im too tired so plz if any body can help me

Come Join Me In The Chill Factor=)
HEY SEXY!!!Come Chill With Us "ENTER HERE" You know I'll be there!!! to get a "blast"?! lmfao!!!! COME HANG OUT WITH DJ WOODY & CO. MAKE A REQEST. WHATEVER.... PLAY WITH MEEEEEEEEEE

Martial Arts
passed my last test but i dont know if i will ever return to martial arts may not have time for it havta work passed another test :) I am in the middle of a test for my next belt that why i havent been here a lot

The Law Is The Law!!!!
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving &Easter. After all, it's just another day.I'd like the US

Thanks To Those Who Helped Level Me
I want to say thanks to those who helped me level this afternoon. I really appreciate it. My fubar started messing up, and then the maint thing came up so I could not do anything on fubar. Then when I get back on I see that the bar tab is cleared so I have no idea who helped level me except a few that I have already thanked. If you helped level me please leave a comment that you did so I can return the love, and thank you. PS: I know who most are once I see the names.... Kenneth

Stand
as she stands in the door way of the vacant building a man turns the corner... broad muscular shoulders... pants riding so low on his pelvic curiousity begins to build inside her... her body quivers as you fantisizes of the immoral things she wants to do to his sculpted body... she winks... releasing a sex appeal that is obvious to even the most naive of lovers... with out a word between them they walk slowly into one anothers grip... their eyes never seize to suggest seduction... as he pins her to the wall and slowly runs his masculant hands up her skirt her thoughts are now a reality... his incredible penis penetrates her... her thoughts are only there with him in that moments... as she comes to orgasm she wishes she would have spent more time on him... but time has gone and she struts her satisfied ass out the door... lol stand!!!

Adventures
For those that are not aware I leave today on vacation. Seems someone in the family felt that asking my 4 year old neice where we should go. Following suit of most 4 year old she said Disney and it was decided. It should be a fun trip though. We board the plane at 4pm this afternoon June 16th and return on June 21st. I may need some well wishes as this is a vacation with my parents, brother, his wife, their daughter and my daughter. It could get interesting to say the least. If I dont see you have a great week. I'll tell Mickey you said hello! Bella Take the What Drink are You Quiz - What Kind of Drink are You? at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz

Relationships
I figure this will be the easiest way to try to explain since my shoutbox is out of control and the online status doesn't give much room. All I did was update my relationship status on my profile since it didn't used to show up. I received a lot of shouts from people thinking I just ended a relationship. I ended a 10 yr. relationship in March so I've been single for awhile now. Not for lack of options but by choice. After 10yrs. of being in one its nice to do my own thing. Until someone comes along and sweeps me off my feet (which I am in no hurry for) I will remain single ;-)

This Is For A Friend
I'm running a contest for cuttest couple. for those who do not have pictures together send them to me and i can dothem together in photoshop. it will go by ratings and comment. I will have the top 3 couple. I will not enter myself in this. the #1 winner will get a vip. #2 ticker # 3 every fubar drink there is yes even rootbeer lol . taking pics from tonight to the 6th contest will start when i have the first 50 people or on the 6th. Will run till the 12th. Info needed: Name military-non military age location How to win- have your friends rate/comment your picture they may also rate/comment others. nothing negative on any one's pictures. nothing sexual either. i will add the number of comments to the number of rates. only 1 comment aloud from each person. This is just for fun no hard feeling to the ones who don't top the first 3. The others will get a gift from the gift box or a free tag It will be up to you. You can send your info to me in a message on here or to my personal ema

Hurt
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Drunk Driving
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way ©Crazydave 2003

Let's Chat!
And I must say it is addictive :) I went to sleep at 4am last night because I was glued to my computer :) Hi I really like this place, it's a friend of mine who forced me to discover it :) But I'm happy because I love to chat with people online! And this place looks really exciting! By the way you can reach me on AIM, my name is : cherry85pj I hope I am going to meet new friends here, let's have some fun together.

Getting To Know Me!!
Hey love chatting with everyone on here, but the curiosity is killing me and I want to put a voice to the faces I see day after day!! So hit me up and leave me a voice comment, and I will return the love!! Thanks! And for those of you who are worried about me getting your personal information ... the voice comment system is like a messaging system .. the only thing I get is your voice .. and a pic if you want to create an account, but I have no access to your phone numbers!! Hello to all my Fubar friends (current and future)... I've been on here for a while and am not lacking in the number of people who choose to be my friend ... unfortunately I think most of them are for points only. I want to get to know my friends ... I want men and women who genuinely are looking for friendships on here to show an interest in getting to know me and letting me get to know them too!!! If you truely want to be my friend ... then send me a message and we can start getting to know each other! If n

Using Someone Else's Picture
i hate when you check someone page on here,and they use someone else's picture to hide behind because they are ashamed of theirself,they need to stop doing that,and misleadin people like that,if they want to hide behind someone else's picture,they shouldn't be on here at all,they need to get the hell off the computer,and get the hell off fubar,and go somewhere else,they act like predators if you ask me,or too ashamed of theirselves.

Why I Want To Be Santa Claus
everyone loves him he only works one night a year he is fat, but still eats all the milk and cookies he wants he has an original fashion sense and no one makes fun of it his job is to make others happy He has been around hundreds of years His beard is even cooler than mine in order to deliver all those gifts, his sled has got to me the hottest ride on the planet He is a stalker, and yet folks dont get upset at him, folks sing about it (you beter watch out.....he sees you when youre sleeping, he knows when youre awake- sounds like a stalker to me) He loves to do his "ho ho ho"s

This Is By Far The Hottest Song I Have Ever Heard
i jus heard this tune for the first time today.IT IS THE HOTTEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!PRETTY KOOL TUNE..CHECK IT OUT.IT ROCKS!!! jose nunez-bilingual (you fucking me makes me )bilingual

My Poetry
My love, my sher You showed me what it is to be To be ….truly and completely loved with a love, beyond all others A love of our two old souls That finally intertwine After life times of searching Leaving no doubt , our souls are finally where they belong Showing one another, what it means To be loved deeper then forever To be loved more passionate, then ever So when I say I do I mean I have, I do, and I'll always Love you, with a love that's deeper and more passionate Then ever felt before Why does my soul hold on To this pointless life No good ever comes Only pain and hurt Are all that i ever feel All these scars i bare overlay day after day and year after year Love is just a mirage Always seeing it, but never able to attain no matter what i do nothig evr changes just a new wound and more pain my heart, soul, and mind left staind beyond repair As i awaken and look at you My eyes focus, can this be I wonder & guess, think & feel Can this be?? is this

My Vip
hello every one can any of you stop by and drop me a few comments. i need 10,000 comments for a vip click on pic plez and thank you UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! (repost of original by '¢¾Sheez¢¾Rate,Fan,Add¢¾' on '2007-12-01 20:24:22') (repost of original by 'ugly_guy32/ RATE,FAN AND ADD ME' on '2007-12-01 21:33:12') (repost of original by 'boy_toy' on '2007-12-02 18:04:32') UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! just click on pic plez and thank you

Im Leaving!
I made a Tribute page on Facebook for my husband Peter. Feel free to have a look and join the group please that would mean alot to me! Thank you! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6806601615 === '~KOOGERBABE~ Im not coming back my husband died today and this is no joke' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-01 19:40:04'.. > > My husband yes i was married died today in a accident at work and i now will no longer becoming on here anymore. I have my 3 kids to look after and thats all i need! Here is his link to his page! Luvlicks3@ fubar http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=802773

Starbucks
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis. Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st Plt PLT PLEASE

Nsfw
People who abuse the NSFW. Come on folk's.... If you have to NSFW someone's PG pic.. you really shouldnt be here. This site may be alittle to much for you to handle. Better yet go back to your MYspace and bug Tom... Remember if you abuse the NSFW POLICY.. YOU CAN LOSE YOUR ACCOUNT. To all my friends thanks for the rating's

Ladies – Can U Squirt? Now U Can!
Ladies – Can U squirt? Now U can! This is my best advice... Consider this article and at least try it once or maybe after reading this, you might decide you DON'T want to try it at all. THIS IS JUST EXPERIENCE and I am CERTAINLY NOT SPEAKING FOR ALL MY FELLOW SQUIRTERS, Just this one :-) Practice Kegaling ALL THE TIME... The kegal muscle can be found easily... while peeing, forcibly stop the flow using the muscle down there that you contract when you are trying not to piss yourself. That kegal muscle is the 'catapulter' for the female orgasm. If that muscle is strong, you can ejaculate your juices OUTWARDLY with the release of the orgasmic contraction... PLUS your partner will literally be able to feel your new ability to GRASP onto and "pull" his penis or his/her fingers into you. I also have wet-dreams and I wake up literally contracting and releasing this muscle very tightly~ HOLDING IT INTO THE CONTRACTION for as long as I can stand it a

The Male G-spot
The Male G-Spot Class is in session... It seems that men are always trying to figure out what pleases women, what gets them off -- but they never seem concerned about their own erogenous zones. Well, today is your day in the sun, gentlemen. We've all heard about that infamous G-spot located on, or rather "in", a woman's body. Do men have G-spots? Well, technically they don't, but there is a spot on their bodies that makes them crazy. don't be anal retentive ----------------------- This magical male part is the prostate. Now before you guys get all ballistic on me, I suggest that you don't dog it until you've tried it. After all, enjoying anal stimulation is not an indication of sexual orientation. In other words, if you tell your girlfriend to touch you "back there", she won't assume that you're secretly sleeping with her brother Chris"tine". Simply put, you have managed to discover the male G-spot , or prostate gland, and letting her

Bi Female Levels?
Bi female levels??? MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes Alright, subject is bi WOMEN, NOT BI MEN! Bisexuals are people who are attracted to more than one sex. Everything else you've heard is just myths and stereotypes. It isn't necessary to be equally attracted to men and women, to be involved in multiple relationships, or to be obsessed with sex. You can be celibate and still be bisexual. It's all a matter of who you find attractive. To me there are different levels or being bi. I myself am a here and there type of bi (type/level name made up by me), meaning I am with females when I find one Im interested enough in being sexual with and I do not flirt with every single female. I enjoy being with another female with my man also involved, as I like to see him sexual with females too! If you are a bi lady, what type/level of bi would you consider yourself? Im NOT asking you to label yourself, I just want to learn more about other bi women!

Pitbull Temberment Testing – Suprizing Results!
Pitbull Temberment Testing – Suprizing results! Another tasty tidbit for Pit Bull haters and BSL Supporters? In 2002, the American Tempermet Testing Society statistics listed that American Pit Bull Terriers, American Staffordshire Terriers, and Rottweilers were all in the 82 percentile, meaning over 80% of the dogs passed the temperment test. That is very high, especially when compared to breeds which are common family dogs, such as Golden Retrievers and Bichon Frise, which tested at 77%, Chihuahuas at 71%, and Lhasa Apsos at 71% The test results can be viewed here in alphabetical order by breed. See how your breed fared. http://www.atts.org/statistics.html... Educate yourselves before supporting Breed Specific Legislation.

Breed Specific Legislation – Vote No!
Breed Specific Legislation – VOTE NO! Dog Attacks: How do we make them a thing of the past? Breed Specific Legislation is not the Answer. In recent years, there has been a movement to ban or restrict specific breeds of dog, to combat this issue. Considering the "Nothing I do is my fault / Promoting high self-esteem at all costs" culture shift that's trying to take hold, this probably should be no surprise...however, I'd like to offer some food for thought regarding Breed-Specific Legislation (BSL), which I see as a wholehearted attempt at SOLVING THE WRONG PROBLEM. -Any canine that is ideally raised, responsibly owned, and properly contained is a safe canine...regardless of breed. (Unusual medical issues, and possibly the extremely rare "bad seed", excepted. However, ill or physiologically aberrant animals are easily identifiable, and should most likely be euthanized long before a mauling occurs.) -Any time there is a bite or attack, knowledgeable dog handlers will be ab

Pitbulls Dangerous???
Pitbulls Dangerous??? This is a poll from CNN and will be used as a tool against bully breeds (pibulls/rotwillers/etc). Please help and vote NO pitbulls are not a dangerous breed. The people who aise them wrong are a bad breed, not the dog breed itself. Please help and vote NOW. Thanks much! http://www.cnn.com:80/CNN/Programs/nancy.grace/ Where U going? The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success.

Funny Stuff
Old Marine Shortly after President Bush took office, an old veteran approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the vet and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old vet said, "Okay, " and walked away. The following day, the same vet approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the vet, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The vet thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same vet approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at t

Pitbulls Pics – No Bsl!
Pitbulls Pics – NO BSL! Against It If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on its way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped. We need to save these dogs.

Which Is The Pitbull They Are Trying To Outlaw???
Which is the Pitbull they are trying to outlaw??? Which is the Pit Bull? 1. Boxer 2. Dogue De Bordeau 3. Alapaha Blue Blood Bulldog 4. Great Swiss Mountain Dog 5. Vizsla 6. Rhodesian Ridgeback 7. Dogo Argentino 8. Labrador Retriever 9. BullMastiff 10. Jack Russell Terrier 11. Fila Brasileiro 12. Rottweiler 13. Presa Canario 14. American Bulldog 15. Cane Corso 16. American Pit Bull Terrier ----- JUST THIS 1 - Can we say BSL (Breed Specific Legislation)? We need to stand for what is right and for those pups that are NOT harmful 2 anyone. 17. Patterdale Terrier 18. Olde English Bulldogge 19. Cathoula 20. Bull Terrier Quiz – Whats ur fav weed? You like that really strong weed!!! You like that really strong weed!!! It has a small amount of fruity flavor and it fucks you up!! A personal favorite of mine. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Bi Ladiez Group – Join Us!
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About Me
If you are rude to me, I will be rude back. RANDOM FACTS ABOUT APRIL: I DO WEAR BLACK EYESHADOW & USUALLY, WHEN I BOTHER PUTTING ON MAKEUP, I WEAR LOTS OF IT, I LIKE DRAMATIC LOOKS. ....ALSO.... I AM FAT. I DO NOT LIKE OR RESPECT PEOPLE WHO HATE ON FATTIES. THIS IS TRUE EVEN WHEN I HAVE LOST WEIGHT AND AM HANGING TEMPORARILY AROUND ON THE THIN SIDE. I LIKE LOTS OF KINDS OF MUSIC ~ NO EXCEPTIOINS ~ IF YOU TELL ME THAT ITS STRANGE OR ANYTHING ELSE NEGATIVE ABOUT LIKING MANY GENRES YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME. I LIKE TO THINK I AM A NICE PERSON ~HOWEVER~ I AM ABSOLUTELY PICKY ABOUT WHO MY FRIENDS ARE IF YOU WRONG ME MORE THAN LIKELY YOU HAVE LOST ME. UNLESS I HAVE KNOWN YOU SINCE YOUR BIRTH AND HAVE BEEN ATTATCHED TO YOU FOR DECADES I DO NOT LIKE TO BE USED. DO NOT ASK ME FOR A RIDE, DO NOT ASK ME TO MAKE A BEER RUN FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ON PROBATION. I WILL NOT FUCKING PICK UP A SIX PACK OR A BOTTLE FOR YOUR PROBATIONED ASS. DON'T EVEN ASK.

Vampires Vs Werewolves
We play an online game called Monster Games Vampires vs Werewolves We gain points by "draining blood" from each person that clicks our links. You don't need to sign up to anything and you don't need to rate anything. Just one click is all it takes! You can only be bitten by one of us! So please help us out and CLICK! Anarchy Skulls Link CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET Sadistic Lights Link CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET THANK YOU!

Tantra
Thoughts... Of hot wet mornings Deep deep moans Sighs of pleasure. Throbbing Pulsing Ecstasy. Thoughts of... Your tongue, Dancing On my tight sex Your hands stroking hard buds Your moans of need Driving me over the edge The smell of morning coffee Mingled with our scents Rumpled sheets And Whispers of desire Turn thoughts Into Passion soft and yearning Hard and aching Thoughts of you... Touching me Bodies melting Souls aching Hearts beating Now Now Now Thoughts of you... Temptation too hard to resist Morning light at the edge of a dream Colors exploding Expanding Drenching My body sighs With content The day begins anew.

" Drama Will Not Be Allowed "
AS OF DEC 2 07 I WILL BAN ANYONE THAT GOSSIPS , AND STARTS DRAMA YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN UNSCRIBE , IM NOT GOIN TO PUT UP WITH IT NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM I WILL USE A CAN OF WHOOP ASS IF I NEED TO . THE LOUNGE IS TO HAVE FUN CUT UP JOKE CHAT , NOT FOR WHO IS DOIN WHO ASK IF I GIVE TO FLYING FUCKS BECAUSE I WILL TELL MY ANSWER I CAN CARE LESS . IM OWNER DEAL WITH IT . IM DONE WITH IMMATURE ADULTS WHO LIGHT BULBS ARE EITHER BURNT OUT OR DON'T GET IT , BETTER OF GOTTEN IT IM ON A FUCKIN ROLL THIS IS THE REAL BREW PS I BANNED ONE AFEW MINS AGO SHE DIDN'T GET IT

Crying
i wake thinken of u, i sleep thinkn of u, in my waken houres im loven u, i give u my love,my hart,my life, ur my evry thing, yet u treat me like im nuthing, i lay there by u evry night yet u dont c me, i cry out ur name yet u dont here me i tuch u yet u dont feel me, am i dead? am i breathing? is my heart beating? what can i do for u to c me to here me to love me? im die n here yat u dont care. all i do is cry and u just walk a way well im done so go fuck ur self u pice of shit ass hole i ues to close my eyes and dream of a happy life, a life with no pain a life with love, never did i think that it would 1 day hapen, nore did i think that i would find it with out drugs or wiskey, nore did think it would come to the point were i smile but now i smile wen i think of nuthing yet evry thing,the wind the sun the sea the waves,wen i wake i no longer want to walk in to the sea so she can love me,i rather walk in to ur arms, look in to ur eyes and see the love shing t

The Words
Swallowing my weakness once again. You know it takes strength to be alone. Who are you to judge? The struggling child you are. Never going to love again. Not like you loved me. I played my position well, in this game. You know that one; the one you imagined. "But why do I play it?" you ask. Isn't, I say isn't it obvious? I have never won. No trophy; to parade for my existence. No one to say, "I won my greatest prize." Too long I cheered for those that needed it. I need mine now. I loved and loved and loved. So much that I can not love anymore. Backing myself in a corner. Love no longer... (more to come)

The Life And Times Of A Freak! Hehehe
Can anyone tell me why I seem to go out of my way to hurt myself?! I don't mean in a self harm kinda why...but in a emotional way. I like a lot of women always seem to end up getting involve with 'bad boys'. Not because I like the life style they lead (eg gangsta's etc) but more just bad = wrong. They tend to have crap jobs, or no job. Or take too mu=any drugs/alcohol. Or end up in fights a lot.....It isn't this things that attract me to them...it tends to be Ink that does that. What can I say..I like it. I like a guy with it even more. However how many guys do you know of (in the uk) Have a lot of ink AND a good job! Not very many I can tell ya. So about 8 months ago I met someone who did! yeah...still big problems there in the form of his wife! hmmmmmm what the fuck did I do in a past life to get dealt the crap I seem to end up in all the time! lol. Fuck it you know what I quit! lol this is my problem I really don't care anymore...I just want someoen to have a laugh w

12/2/07 Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Cancer For December 2,2007 Your way with words is quite powerful now and you may find it much simpler to communicate your feelings and ideas, especially if you take a bit of time to focus your thoughts before proceeding.

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality) Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try Another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Mix water and baskin sodla and poor in

In The Land Of Oz.............
if i tattoo merry christmas on one leg and happy new years on the other.......will you visit me between the holidays????? ho ho ho. it 634am. ive been awake for about 2 hours. what the hell. this sucks. i cant even think cuz im so tired. im goin to bed. have fun everyone this freekin blows. im sick as hell and not too sure what is goin on. damn headcold got me all types of fucked up. my head feels like it weighs 100 pounds. im dizzy and shit. whatever is going around is pretty damn ruthless. well, i hope no one gets this shit. i dont wish this on anyone. be safe and be healthy everyone. love, amy

Funnies-something For Everyone With A Sense Of Humor
THOU SHALL / SHALL NOT 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the bi

Bummer
Well Fubar is now blocked at work. I guess to many people use it? I guess it's going to be a real bummer the next few nights. I'll catch up with all my friends when I can. Have a great Sunday....At lease the Football games are still on...lol

Speaking of RIC FLAIR if people didn’t know Ric does a lot for WWE then just wrestle he writes a lot of roles on there he has been doing that for yrs the man is in a class by his self in the WWE , he is also going on 60 yrs old he has done his time as a wrestler now its time to move on and in join his family . but he is not done with it , he will stay and write for the younger wrestlers and help them out he need to become a manger SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A gas station clerk is accused of defrauding her boss out of nearly $50,000 by selling fuel to her family and friends for a tenth of a penny a gallon. Police arrested 25-year-old Madeline Jordan on Sunday — along with her mother, brother, a cousin and two others — after setting up a sting at the BP station in South Charleston. The station's owner told police last week he had noticed a significant drop in his income and found receipts that listed the deeply discounted rate. Police alleged that for several months Jordan,

Living
So at about 3am this morning we got notified that an armed intruder or two broke into our refinery as they were being chased by the police. After about 15 minutes, a co-worker and I (Funny thing, the co-worker a woman is an ex-police officer and I'm an MP in the Army Reserve) left our office to go to another office to get something and chat with the rest of the team. Walking right at us is an individual that clearly does not belong in the refinery, I ask if he has an access badge and he says NO. We then simultaneously secured his arms and took him to the ground and searched him for weapons, he had none. We notified our supervisors and awaited the arrival of the police. Once the police arrived, they cuffed him and later in the shift informed us that the person were involved in an earlier homocide and that's why they were being chased in the first place. Made for a fast final 3 hours. It is with the greatest of pleasure that I announce that my life is forever changing for the better.