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IVGLDSW

Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!' Have a wonderful day girls ! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown) If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck - Old age ain't no place for sissies . -Bette Davis- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen - I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne Barr- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson- When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!! Have a great weekend. Ann

DANCING IN THE RAIN

How To Dance In The Rain ....... It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and I decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?' He smiled as he patted my hand and said ........ ******** 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.' ******** I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life.' True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This one I thought I could share with you. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have. I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did. 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.'

LOTS OF WISDOME HERE

Lessons in Life By Regina Brett 'To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update: ' 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying. 17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today. 18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write. 19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else. 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer. 21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special. 22. Over prepare, then go with the flow. 23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. 24. The most important sex organ is the brain. 25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?' 27. Always choose life. 28. Forgive everyone, everything. 29. What other people think of you is none of your business. 30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time. 31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch. 33. Believe in miracles. 34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do. 35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. 36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young. 37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable. 38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion. 39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. 40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back. 41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. 42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful. 43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. 44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. 45. The best is yet to come. 46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. 47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 48. If you don't ask, you don't get. 49. Yield. 50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

STAY WITH ME

Facing your eyes, I found myself saying i wish that i stay with you. You always come on my mind, dont know whats with me since i met you. Facing of your eyes, I found myself saying i wish that i stay with you. You always come on my mind, dont know whats with me since i met you. Why do I, with you I miss and get lost with words I say, inside me from long. Always, always with you and till the last day in my life, ill stay with you. Facing of your eyes, I found myself saying i wish that i stay with you. You always come on my mind, dont know whats with me since i met you. Since the day I saw you with my eyes, busy thinking about you, just like this. From one sight i loved you, how and when was all this? Why do I, with you I miss and get lost with words I say, inside me from long. Always, always with you and till the last day in my life, ill stay with you. Why do I, with you I miss and get lost with words I say, inside me from long. Always, always with you and till the last day in my life, ill stay with you.

MY BABY

Every time I look at you, you make me wanna smile, Let me hug you and hold you in my arms for a while. I think you're so cute and I think you're so sweet, I love the way you act, I think that's pretty hot. Every time I'm around you, you make me burst with joy, I feel like a little kid with a brand new toy. Whenever I'm not with you I feel all alone, I feel so far away but I thank God for the telephone. When I hear your sweet voice answering on the other side, It makes me go crazy, it makes me lose my mind. My love for you is true and I hope you too feel this way, I love you with all of my heart, hey, that's all I gots to say. Girl, I want to thank you for coming into my life, I feel like I've known you forever, your favorite food is seafood and your shoe size 7and half. You totally changed my life and the way I think, You came to me and I fell in love with you in a blink. In a blink of an eye to be exact, I hope we never have to say good-bye, cause Veronica, I love you with all my heart and that's a fact. When I leave to work, you I miss, I love you so much, baby I feel like giving you a kiss. When I look into your precious eyes, I see a beautiful rose, A rose full of color and love just waiting to expose, Your beauty and splendor and all the love inside your heart, Baby, what can I say, you're my sweetheart. Whenever you look at me and throw me a smile, You make me feel like a crazy juvenile. So crazy that I would do anything to be with you, Baby, my love for you is true. I still have many things to say but if I did I would stay here all morning, Let me just put it this way, you got it all, you make me blow up like dynamite. Girl, I just want to say one more thing that is very true, Baby, you know what, I love you

BE MINE

I'm delicately handing my heart to you, In your caressing hands to forever keep. I'm giving you the chance of destroying me, And I know I'm in your love too deep. I'm giving my entire self to you, All of my mind, body, and soul. Handing over to you my everything, In hopes, you'll be the one to keep me whole. I'm depending on your gentle and sweet love, To get me through the tragic world each day. I'm praying to God you'll always be here by my side, And that's where you'll always be to stay. Putting you over everyone else including myself, You automatically go to the front of my line. Which is why I'm delicately handing you my heart, In hopes, you'll always and eternally, completely be mine

YOU JUST DID

You never promised to make me happy again, after finding me sad and alone, you just did it You never promised to be my best friend, you just did it You never promised to bring me roses, and shower me with gifts of affection, you just did it You never promised to give me money when I needed it the most, you just did it You never promised to be kind and gentle to me, you just did it You never promised to hold me tight when I was lonely and afraid, you just did it You never promised to fall in love with me, you just did it You never promised to take care of my family and me, you just did it You never promised to make me scream in ecstasy, when we made love, you just did it You never promised to be true only to me, you just did it You never promised to give me your mind, body and soul, you just did it You never promised to love me, baby you just did it

EMAIL

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. Th ey may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season. LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well! 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list) I wonder what mine will be.

NAUGHTY APPLICATION

Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? .. 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. shaved or trimed? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss after oral or swallowing? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum. 2 guys/ 2 girls ? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Does size count ? 22. Do you swallow, spit or share ? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT NAUGHTY APPLICATION
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