A very distinguished lady was on a plane coming from Switzerland. Seeing that he was sitting next to a sympathetic priest, said:
- Excuse me, Father, can I ask you a favor?
- Of course, my child, what can I do for you?
- This is the problem: I bought a new hair dryer sophisticated, which paid a lot of money. I really exceeded the limits of the declaration and I am worried it be confiscated at Customs. Did you could take you under their batina?
- Of course I could, my child, but you should know that I can not lie.
- You have a face so honest, Father, I am sure they will do you no question, and gave him the dryer.
The plane arrived at its destination. When the priest came to the Customs, asked:
- Father, you have something to say?
- From the top of my head to the track in my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied.
Achando the answer strange, the tax of Customs said:
And the track from the waist down, what you have? "
The priest replied:
- I have a wonderful equipment, intended for domestic use, especially for women, but which has never been used.
Caindo to laugh, the fiscal said:
- You can move, Father! The next ...
This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years. 
