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Had to make a big decision yesterday. Stay here for my childhood friends bday or go out of town for the weekend with someone.. I stayed. And although I was a little bit upset a first, life has a funny way of just throwing amazing shit into your lap right when you need it the most! I was rewarded with something so beyond amazing. *As I stood in the crowed of many faces that seemed the same, I saw you, standing there, seeing me. You were the last person I expected to see last night, after what happened yesterday afternoon, I was not sure when I even wanted to see you again. And there you were. Standing there, seeing me. I honestly think that for that 15 seconds, when I noticed that you had found me, had drivin up here, and found where I was, and was standing there, looking at me the way you were, was the best 15 fucking seconds of my entire life. thank you j.r. for making me realize so many things that had been pushed away for so long, thank you.* The funny thing is i

Friends With Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

Y Do Grls Fall In Love With Guys?
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour late

Jedi's Groove
Hi Everyone, It's nice to finally have some time to come in and look around. I just finished the course work in my PhD program, so now all I have are 3 comps, 3 colloquiums and it's dissertation time. Anyway, I hope to meet some friends here. A good friend recommended this site to me and I'm glad I took her advice and joined. Well if anyone can point me to any chat rooms where real people hang out, I would greatly appreciate it. Cheers to ALL!! Jarris

Funny Things
As you can see below, i was rated lots of one's today by a guy that clearly has no self esteem. went to the mumms to see what was going on and came across his, he was bashing ppl of fubar for thier morphs, dirty pics, and other things, so ofcourse i commented on it, lol i should have known better. I just made a very common sense observation that if didnt want to come aross any of the things in his mumms that he should leave fubar. well he shouted at me in the shout box with "ok spanky", well ofcourse not totally knowing what he was talking about i asked him if that was supposed to be a dirogitory comment at me..he proceead and continue to show my big boobs cause that was all i had, and in response to the comment i left on his mumm he retaleated with " and here comes the big boob fatty" which i thought was pretty funny, well he then came to my page and rated these pics 1's until i blocked him. just wanted to let all of my friends know to be on the look out for this guy if he hits ur pag

About Me
Well, not that anyone cares...but i messed up big time..i have managed to almost cost myself the best friendship i have ever had...yeah we had our ups and downs and maybe this is one of those down times...but anyways...my friend was talking to this guy on here...and he stopped talking to her...so being a friend i contacted him to see what was up and try to get them talking again...well it turned out that he and i started talking on a regular basis...so he and i set up a meeting with his kids and my kids at the park...and i invited my best friend to come by and hang with us after she got off of work...well it turned out that she couldnt make it because of work and it was dark so we left...well our first meeting we hit it off...now the whole time my best friend has feelings for this guy...and in the back of my mine i knew this...yet i still continued to see him and talk to him...(what a good friend i am right? yeah right! i know im not) so he tells me not to tell her anything but i have

How Did This Happen
Life frozen or caught on fire, why does it matter? Cut deep or shallow scratch, in narrow alleys with a patch of darkness. Falling up or getting down, a cup of glass cutting our throats. Mass collections of suicide notes, and a small amount of hope. Falling into death in deep with darkness, seeking thought or maybe not. Going in circles with out a fight, not slavery and so far out of sight. Loss and false hopes binding us down, its our cost of not being found. Sounds of voices peek in our heads, fallen asleep deep in our beds. Graves of memories found in our dreams, deep dreams filling with passion and rising with action. Faith calling and showing our fates, knowing of death and full of hates. Sedating our minds and lost hopes of love, kind and gentle thoughts of warmness, Killed our fate of endless fought circles, lonelyness found here between worlds. The sound of calling, found and falling. My life is so cold without you here Each day I try not to shed a

New Contestant For Idiot Of The Day!
i don't even need to explain this one do i? it's kinda long, but bear with me, parts of it are funny... mind you he was ALREADY in my friends list. Bottom up, enjoy! today's new contestant: Batman Batman: ok fine good fucking bye! ->KinkStar S...: because out of my 5000 friends i won't add you to one of my 50 family spots, i guess we know where you stand. take care. Batman: fine! thanks fore showing your true colours goodbye! ->KinkStar S...: regardless, i have set rules on how people get into my family, and i'm sorry, but i'm not going to add you Batman: so again can we family up please? ((not for any other reason then i like you for you ok)) end of!! Batman: look i like you so deal with it ok! im not everyone else and i dont know what you've told 40 people today cause i was'nt there pok! so treat me as you also want to be treated ok! ->KinkStar S...: i'm going based on your actions. ->KinkStar S...: no, if you liked me for who i was you would have understood when i s

Help Me Please?!?! :)
AngelinOK needs your help. Unlimited Comments Just click the picture to get there This is the prize AngelinOK is going after Special thanks to my good buddy Wild Horse... he's a wild one that's for sure! :) YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young soldier in Iraq!!! His entire contest album is here: http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1093084&albumid=619739# http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1093084&albumid=619739# COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! TODAY’S PIMPOUT IS FOR TEASE COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please comment bomb and help support this young soldier in Iraq! Thank you very much! AngelinOK (D)(D)(D) YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young sol

Contest Pls Bomb Me
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=672595&albumid=543182&i=3903222498 this is my link pls rate and bomb me for the sexiest smile contest thanks to all my friends, sorry if this is'nt how you do this, but it's my first contest and first blog, sorry if i did it wrong (((hugs to all)))

Dating Is It Worth It
Am I the only person having a problem with this whole dating thing??? I have had so many coffee dates, dinner dates, brunch, out on boats. Met short men, tall men, skinny, fat men. men with hair, no hair, men retired, still working and The Bad One, married men (didn't know they where married). And I can't click with one, am I being to picky? Is there really a man who can take my breath away with just a kiss or a look? Someone who I can't wait to ______? Was dating this hard when I was younger or have my expectations changed. As you get older do we see men in a different light, have we come to a point in our life that we really don't need them? I really do miss the companionship of a partner. The cuddling , caressing and just the communication and laughter. But lets not forget that men are just a small part of our life, there is so much more out there, just need to grab it and run.

Contest
Yayyy! I am in another contest and I hope all my friends and family will help me and show some support!!!! I lovie u all and I hope you will show me how much you lovie me too!!! Just click on the link below and rate and comment the picture. Most comments wins and bombing is allowed!!!!! If you dont want to bomb then its fine just rate and leave at least one comment so I know you stopped by. The contest ends on Sept 24th. Please help me out! thanks! Click the pic below and it will take you there.

Freind's With Beny's
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

Love Poem (sort Of)
I want what I can't and shouldn't have. My eyes looks ahead in the forbidden light that is you. You, who is the forbidden fruit. It's you who lours me in with your sweet and juicy promises whispering in my ear. My mind says no but my body says yes.It screams yes for that forbidden touch. It screams yes for that forbidden yet familiar kiss. So ripe and lushes that forbidden fruit. I tell myself it is wrong. It's wrong to desire that forbidden fruit. A fruit so great my tongue still can remember the flavor. You capture me in your forbidden eyes,reading me like an open book. I try to resist your power and your everlasting ecstasy, but my weakness for you, you who is the forbidden fruit is too great and I devour you, you who is the forbidden fruit. It tastes like life itself and your juices flow through my veins.

Puppy Dogs Don't Live Nearly Long Enough
midnite buttons next to me--i give her her favorite belly rub and everythings bettera bit--although indestructible--my emotions are 100-125 times more sensitive than normal--good or bad-- so you my love ones=please don't be frightened of me-- please send be some kinda love if you still care--ok---and don't worry about me- this is my mourning season--i lost my beloved Buttons Bat-sheva berechiah caftor'im 3 years ago on 9/22. so my thoughts turned to the cute lil jack russell puppy named Soccer-pbs's Wishbone--my fave tv show of all time.. i know if he would have lived he'd be 19 1/2 --137 for you and me so i know he passed--so i was on a quest--and my answer was found in that stupid on-line rag wikipedia of all places--he passed on 6/26/2001 at the age of 92 dog years. so in the week i mourn for buttons-i mourn for wishbone Soccer(5/16/1988-6/26/2001) on the Rainbow bridge she got cancer in april 2004 at the age of 100 dog years--she was prescribed this experimental human ca

Dedications!!!
~&hearts~Dedicated to Stephen~Mr. Nice Guy!~&hearts~ I ran across this old tune and was reminded that my friend Stephen loves Van Gogh. So I tried to combine his awesome works with a really great old song. ************************************* I believe the name of this masterpiece is "Starry Night on the Rhone" ************************************* The renowned "Starry Night" by Vincent van Gogh ************************************* Get this widget | Track details |

Thanks
A special thanks to everyone that helped me in my contest I know my real friends are now. Also a special thanks goes out to these people and if I forgot anyone I am sorry. Thanks again Bitchy Babygirl. QUEENJAXZ@ fubar ~skyjegreg~@ fubar ~*~ RedAngel ~*~@ fubar ~~wildthing 456 ~SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB!@ fubar Pussay ~Protected by my R/L and FU Hubbie Master Rebel!!!@ fubar Master җ»ЯęßêŁ«җ ..rl hubby, owner, MASTER and PROTECTOR of FU's pu@ fubar ~*DixieAngel*~@ fubar A special thanks to the host for making my tag and hosting the best tag contest ~ღღMrsღღ~ ღღ •*♥ aka Debbie ♥.•* ღღ@ fubar

Decision Making
When making a decision choose the way that seems the best however rough it maybe.You should decide what you want and decide what you are willing to exchange for it. First establish your priorities and go to work on them. You should develop a plan to actually laying out the sequence of events that have to occur for you to achieve your goal. Do not plan for ventures before finishing what you just started.

My Thoughts & Passions
I first posted this entry on another site on October 18, 2006. I was recently asked to provide some resources regarding Family Law. I am NOT an attorney. However, I have argued cases in Utah and California. My research on the Violence Against Women Act has been recognized in court. Since I've been researching family law issues for over 10 years it would take me a very long time to list all of my resources. When researching issues of family law it quickly becomes obvious that this is an emotionally charged and politically motivated issue. My recommendations when looking for reliable sources is to avoid those sources that aren't gender-neutral. There exist groups purporting to represent women's rights, men's rights and even children's rights. Be aware of organizations willing to use a noble cause to pervert justice. Here are some of my book marks. Family Law Search tool for state codes & case law http://lawcrawler.findlaw.com/ Downloadable sections of Utah Code http://www.l

All About Me
My name is Brad, im 32 yrs old, married for 15yrs to my lovely wife Angela,we have 3 beautiful kids together......i'm a big Austin Powers fan( yea baby yea!!)i love to play golf,watch sports,and play ps3, also im funny and out going......if you wanna get to know me the door is always open!!!!!!

My Poems
Life is hard in its own way. Things get messed up and great things happen. Everyone walks a hard road a few times in there life. But if we hold our heads up high, things will get better. There are billions of ppl in this world, but no one worrys about them selfs. In this life you so choice to fight for a better one or you let life swallow u. The world as its own problems. War, crime, death, birth, and most of all the big events that we will never forget. If you fight with a loved one, Stop and think at least you have someone that is behind you, unless they are abusing you than they are no better than a person behind bars. Drama is a key thing that we all become part of no matter if we like it or not. Drama is a reason will ppl to take their anger and stress out on someone else. Stress is a big key in life. Everything that comes up in life has stress. Work, school, and love. But a life is 3 times more important than a person laying on a table. Help everyone you can feel as spe

Today's Rant
I was watching the news and Hilary was explaining her proposed health care plan. I tried to find it on the net and was able to get part of what she said. Here it is: Hillary Clinton Unveils Healthcare Plan That Requires Insurance For All Americans Reported by: Regional News Service Monday, Sep 17, 2007 @01:54pm CST (Des Moines, IA) -- The nation's healthcare system could undergo major changes if Hillary Clinton becomes the next President. Clinton unveiled a plan to require all Americans to have health insurance during a visit to a hospital in Iowa this morning. Clinton is proposing to require Americans to pay for their health insurance at a level determined by their income. Her plan would require businesses to either offer health insurance or pay into a federal pool that would be used to cover the uninsured. Numerous tax breaks would be offered to help Americans and business owners pay for insurance. Insurance companies would not be allowed to deny coverage to p

My Friends Friends
come see my new pics...have a nice night! Hello guys... Any chance i could get you to do me a very small favor?My friend is trying to get a happy hour,by getting people to fan rate and add this wonderful lady...She always returns all the love as well,shes very sweet...If he gets enough people to do this,He'll get a happy hour ,so id appreciate it very very much...Be sure to say in the friend request that MetalRon sent you so we get credit...Thank you so much!!!Have a great day! Heres a link to her...click/rate/fan/add(dont forget to say MetalRon sent you...xxxooo Very Sexy Comments & GraphicsYou Rock! Thank you! My friend is in a contest...only comments count and drop some comments id sure appreciate it alot hugs annd kisses xxoo

Trying
(verse 1) your not worth the wait telling me shes better. Could u really go for some more.. of that past girl,that fucking whore (part of verse 1,but whispered or sung lightly) well,, im not one to describe really what i feel inside but by what i see u were meant for her. (chorus) cmon just get it over with the fact that your leaving ohhh and that ure not worth it. cmon get way out of hand with your lies and decieving ohh cuz ure not worth it. even from the start i saw it and i even called it whoaa arent i the greatest i knew we wouldnt have made it cmon by the way you were acting i knew this shit was gunna happen sooner or later id rather it sooner than later (chorus) cmon just get it over with the fact that your leaving ohhh and that ure not worth it. cmon just pack your shit and go how it would be with me youll never knowwww... never know...(song fades out) (last line without music) i just wanted to congratulate u and ure ho..and l

Cleaning Off List
Well its that time again for me to start cleaning off my friends list. I cleaned it off when it was near 900 last time and as of now i have like 771 and only talk to a hand full of ya. Now I did redo my profile and I'm gonna be picky on who I add cause I've come to realize that the people I talk to and get to know are more important then any points and ive come to realize I would much rather have just a hand full of people on my list then go around saying hey look at me i have 4000 friends.... now really u may have 4000 people on ur friends list but as far as friends go I bet only a hand full of them are real friends. So maybe this little bit might make me sound like a bitch but I would much rather have people on my list that talk to me and i talk to them and make friends rather then trying to be number 1 in cyber world. So bottom line if ya wanna stay on my list then u gotta let me know or else I will delete ya. Now for the ones I talk to now u guys dont have to worry I wont delete ya

Will Make You Laugh
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" &nb sp; She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!" The policeman fainted She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business W

Want...
I'm tired of being lied to and finding all these people being fakes and liars, just playing games for fun. Leading someone on with false hopes really annoys me. Don't bother me if you can't be real. Seriously looking for a real female interested in me and get to know the real me past my page. Preferably submissive and bi. Must be very open minded either way. I'm not to picky or feel to be to conceded but must be beautiful in my eyes and other good qualities like intelligent, sense of humor, and good personality. Are you her? Know someone that would be just right or interested? Come on this way, I'm waiting. [M]

Pictureses Blahhh
ok so i did another small album tonight and i realized i need more ideas for lazy nights like tonight... i know you all want ass pics and spankings and all sorts of fun stuff, but some nights i wanna just chill and do some fun light playing, nothing too involved, just me a single accessory or two, and the camera... so tonight i had a little lingerie and a gag... anyone got any other random ideas for light play pictures? come on, it can be like foreplay for your masturbation, lol ;) love you all sin

Things
I'm sitting here, on the 18th story of this building, looking out over the sea of land, watching as people move back and forth, going about their lives, and i wonder... are we all just alike or are we so different? we fight, cuss, scream, and kill each other so are we really all that different? then i shrug and just watch as life passes me by content to just be a spector to the grand scheme of things. Music is good for the soul. It can discribe what you cant put into words. It helps you to discribe what you cant find the words to discribe. its amazing what a simple song can make others understand about your feelings. Some songs can make others look at you like you have lost your mind. but if you actually listen to them and take the time to actually think about what the songs actually mean then you will realize that some songs talk about life and discribe how some people see life, and that some things they say are actually true about life. Some Love songs help you say what you ca

Blog Dam It
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Are You Sure You Know What You Want?
A blind woman wishes for love.. She meets a man, which they both end up falling in love with each other. The woman then only wishes she could see the man she she has fallen for. She gets her wish and gets to see the man.. But, when she sees him... She sees that he is blind and doesn't want to be with him anymore. That is when the man says, "Ok. I can see you don't want to be with me."... "But take care of my eyes." written by a friend

Mind Games
I don't understand people who throw around the word love. Why would you think that the other person has no feelings. Love is the worst kind of pain and with love comes lies. Why cant people who say they love you respect you enough not to play the little mind games. Do you even know what love is? Alot of people dont. If you have a special someone do yourself a favor and be truthful,respectful,and cherrish what you have because going behind someones back and doing what you think is not hurtful really is. THE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.

This Is Going To Be Sick
just wanted to say thanks to all u guys and gals who took the time to comment my pics and comment them.. i will show some love back just give me a little time.. k thanks agine b2thej i was on my myspace and my favorite band CARNIFEX is looking for a new guitarist so i sent the a message telling them about me and how long ive played and they send me a inavation to san diego to tryout in a week.. so i cant wait and i hope i get it... wish me luck

What You Know About Me!
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if you don't have any idea what they are and REPLY TO ME... but first, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can mess with you. Be honest and reply!! Make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: The love of my life: Where we met: Take a stab at my middle name: How long you've known me: The last time that we saw each other: Do I drink? Your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: One of my favorite things to do: Am I funny? My favorite type of music: Can I sing? The best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing? Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they? Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)? Have you ever hugged me? My favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me? If there was one good nickname for me, it

Thought For The Day
LET IT GO .... by T.D.Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can' t make them stay. Let them go .. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I

Judging Others
Though it is human to evaluate people we encounter based on first impressions, the conclusions we come to are seldom unaffected by our own fears and our own preconceptions. Additionally, our judgments are frequently incomplete. For example, wealth can seem like proof that an individual is spoiled, and poverty can be seen as a signifier of laziness—neither of which may be true. At the heart of the tendency to categorize and criticize, we often find insecurity. Overcoming our need to set ourselves apart from what we fear is a matter of understanding the root of judgment and then reaffirming our commitment to tolerance. When we catch ourselves thinking or behaving judgmentally, we should ask ourselves where these judgments come from. Traits we hope we do not possess can instigate our criticism when we see them in others because passing judgment distances us from those traits. Once we regain our center, we can reinforce our open-mindedness by putting our feelings into words. To ackno

The Things That Make You Smile Blog
Subject: Fake vs Real friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

The Gay Monsters - A Drabulous Webcomic!
The Gay Monsters Halloween Special is ready! Check it out at www.TheGayMonsters.com. Happy Halloween! hugz & curses, Andy & The Gay Monsters This colorfully flamboyant webcomic is pure campy queer horror about charming gay monsters and their contemporary queer situation. This spooktacular treat will have you screaming with laughter. www.TheGayMonsters.com

Ok.. Warning.. I Am Pissed.
I have had enough, I am done keeping this inside. I need to let this out, and I don't give a good G.Damn if anyone doesnt like it!! Ok... Let me ask a question... Why is it that single mothers always end up having to clean up the bullshit messes that their ex's create??? ( And generally get ZERO CREDIT for doing so?? ) I recieved an email last week from my first husbands new wife saying that we may have to "reevaluate" his support payments because he has been cut down on hours at work. WELL EXCUSE ME.. BUT IT WAS * HIS * CHOICE TO QUIT HIS LAST JOB THAT PAID GOOD MONEY IN FAVOUR OF A JOB IN THE TOURIST INDUSTRY THAT EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN STEM KNOWS ENDS UP CUTTING HOURS AFTER PEAK TOURIST SEASON ENDS. Maybe if the two of them grew a damn brain, stopped taking so many damn vacations, and saved that money instead of spending it all... and dipping into MY DAUGHTERS bank account to buy groceries for the two of them and THEIR KID... they would not be in this situ

Survey...
1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? HELL NO 2. When was the last time you met someone new? Been awhile. 3. What is irritating you right now? It's cold outside. 4. When did you last eat pizza? Don't remember, Months. 6. How many text messages are in your inbox?hhmm 40 or so.. 7. What's the furthest distance you've gone in the past 3 days? Huntingdon. 8. What does the sixth message in your inbox say? Probably something stupid. 9. Have you ever kissed anyone named Michelle? Not that I recall.. possibly though. 10. Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your bedroom? Sex Toys. 11. Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos? yes. 12. Who is in the room with you? No One. 13. What are you wearing on your feet? nothing 14. What is/are your favorite pair of shoes? my docs. 15. Who was the last person you told you loved them? Kelly. 16. Do you get along with your parents? yes 17. What were you doing before this? Drinkin

Soldiers
As a veteran and having dealt with the VA system this is a cause that needs addressed. Dear Congressman Filner, 1.5 million people have served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Almost one-third of them will have a serious mental health problem – like depression, or Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. That’s why I’m supporting IAVA and Drowning Pool’s “This is For the Soldiers” campaign to make sure the mental health needs of our troops are a top priority. We know you’re a strong supporter of the troops. You co-sponsored the crucial Lane Evans bill, which would get veterans the counseling and support they need. But without your leadership, this bill will continue to just sit in committee. We hope you’ll join us and bring this bill before the committee. With your help, we can get this bill moving and get troops the care they deserve.

Just Stuff
More Sexy Comments & GraphicsTO ALL MY FAMILY,FRIENDS AND FANS AT FUBAR I STILL HAVE CRAPPY INTERNET BUT HOPEFULLY AS THE WEEK GOES BY IT GETS BETTER, SO ILL BE POPPING IN AND OUT AND CHECKING MY EMAIL, AND DO SOME STUFF, BUT NOT MUCH, I WILL KEEP YOU UPTODATE!

Pics
I wonder if anyone can see that I have posted new pics and I am being ignored..*sniffles* I hope not..LMAO Hugs and Kisses!..LOL Hi everyone reading this! LOL Just wanted to say in case you don't know it, since the uploading status for me is messed up...:( Please come check out my new pics. I know its a shameless plug of self advertisement, but hey..thats what its al about itsn't it?..LMAO Anyway, if you want come see meand rate my pics, if not I love you anyway...MUAH! PS...Leave me a voice message while youre at it! I love those!

Resignation
RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things. I want to live simple again. I don't w

9-18-07
So I went today at the time they had designated for me by my last name, to sign up for strike pay. Yeah.. I get there and they say "The international rep isn't here because he's so busy right now, so you won't be able to sign up for a few days at least" and to keep checking the website & listen to the radio for any changes. But I did get assigned when my picket duty is(Friday 8-12) ... yippee skippee BLAH! This morning I woke up and couldn't remember the alarm going off. I asked Tiger did you have the alarm on, he mumbles I thought I did. I get up, get coffee going, let my dog out. Sit at my computer. Say hey Tiger are you getting up? He mumbles something about having to go uptown to get cigs. I get up let my dog in get some coffee. Then take my shower. Tiger finally got up. He gets dressed and goes up town to get cigs. I'm sitting at my computer messing around. Leave a couple comments, check out a couple mumms waiting till time to go to work.. Tigers says "If I don't make it in to

Life As We Know It
yeah well we all know i suck at life i always find a way of fucking thingss i know that no one is perfect but damnit...I try to be i try to do everything right an i am not doing so well...its been said that i am the best she has ever had that i treat her so well...but then how do i look past some major detail an not tell her...i feel like ass. a failure...i want to fix it but you cant change the past its over an done with an i know this but it doesnt change the shity feeling i have of being a terrible gf. how does one become perfect why is it not possible? ::hangs head:: I have to become better! life as i know it is making a huge turn around! the clouds that were hanging over head are passing over, with the new gf an new friends that i have made life is oh so much sweeter! my gf has three lil boys that i adore an love to death! An hell i could not ask for a better gf because let me tell you they dont get better then this one! ....to be continued!

Sign Of The Times
i OPENED UP TONIGHT AND TOLD A SPECIAL PERSON SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT I FEELS IS VERY SENSITIVE! I THOUGHT SHE WOULD APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT I'M REVEALING SOMETHING PRIVATE WITH HER! BUT WHEN SHE CALLED ME A LIAR AND MADE FUN OF ME THAT REALLY HURT ME, MORE THAN YOU KNOW!!! FROM HERE ON OUT, I TELL NOTHING OF A SENSITIVE NATURE TO ANYONE...I'M TIRED OF BEING HURT AND CALL A LIAR.... Yesterday at work, I saw that an elderly woman needed assisance! She was trying to wheel out a full shopping cart of grocery to her cab that was waiting! I was on my break anyway so I decided to help her load her belongings! Grateful, she reached into her purse and attempted to give me a tip! I declined because (1) company policy prohibits employees from accepting tips or gifts from guests and (2) I didnt want compensation for helping her anyways! If you are wondering what the amount was it was $20. Would you accepted the tip OR declined to take it???

Polotics
Whether Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his

Meeting
hello to all WTC members....We are going to have a meeting sept 20 at 9pm est you all must be there...This is something all members need to be here....We have alot to talk about i think it will make are family stronger we need to discuss alot of issues so thank you for your time Founder DJphilburg360

Try It Another Way :p
Since we still seemed to be having trouble getting the message across in blogs and profiles and such... new idea! there are now two pictures posted with the following "have you read my profile yet?" and "stop asking! i will not unlock them for you" lol, i figure if they're gonna skip straight to the pics, maybe this way has a shot... anyone else have ideas??? lol :p ~~Sin

Wallmart Greeter
Wal-Mart greeter > >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her >two kids, >yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. > >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, >"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are >they twins?" > >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." > >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >they're twins? >Are you blind, or just stupid?" > >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >couldn't believe you got laid twice." >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." debi to enjoy have laughter

My Living Will
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room And I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, Dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If That ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....

Honestly, Do You?
I'm curious as to how many of you actually read the things i post... I don't mean the stash updates or the silly blog posts... those i can see by who goes from the stash to the items or views/comments on blogs... what i want to know is have you honestly taken any time to read about me? Did you read it when I posted the bulliten? Do you ever glance through my Dunno Stash (the SFW poetry I've written), or the Ramblings blog (containing both SFW and NSFW writing)? When you went through to rate them, did you read them? or did you just click the button? And please be honest, if you're just here for the pictures, that's awesome too, as an exhibitionist, that's awesome, but i'm curious as to who actually wonders about the person in the pictures... Please comment either way, just so i know ;) Sin

Top 10 Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Man On "fubar" Than A Women!! ;)
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"

Cleverst Email!
Cleverest Email This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQU

Ok Who Knows What...
There's a picture in my albums here... with a bunch of medications in it. Now those prescriptions are ALL mine... Jason, don't answer this, lol... I'm watching alot of you talk about making money off the scripts... now, my question to all of you is.. who can name the drugs in there (besides zyprexa, that's written on the bottle :p )...? and who knows what they're for...? (aka what's wrong with me :p ) i'll edit this with the answers tomorrow ;) Sin P.S. first person with the correct answer to each question will get their page rated (pictures/stash/blogs)

Fubar Map
I want to personally welcome you to the Fubar (the first online pub: a place to meet people and hang out with your friends online.) We have many features that I would like to point out since you are new. The Fubar Bible, here is the link http://fubar.com/bible.php The TOP 6 questions are right there on top, but don’t stop there or you will miss some vital information you will need as you make your journey through “Fubar” These will be handy to have, so keep them at your finger tips. Next look at the Points section in your Fubar Bible, Here is where you will learn some ideas how to gain points and move up levels, which will unlock some features http://fubar.com/bible.php#cherrypoints, Levels and Features that are unlocked, http://fubar.com/bible.php#levels Here is a good time to mention that there are some things that should not be placed in the public areas. NSFW (Not Safe For Work,) items, http://fubar.com/bible.php#nsfw . These are things if you w

Life Is What You Make Of It
hi this is stacey -n- this is my first blog. I don't have anything thrilling to say at the moment. Halloween was interesting this year. You should have seen me I was wearing this green little headband with green -n- sliver poms -n- a black dress..it was kinda flashy looking but it pass for my costume, I was a alien dress up as a human..silly huh. it was fun esepcially when I got to hang with my bffs..we always have fun together we watch scary movies-well they was suppose to be but it takes alot to scare me. Well anyways we went to this church festival -n- got tons of candy -n- free krispy kreme donuts. We just walk all over the place -n- laugh at people when they stare at us.

Come Join
Castleberry's food recall~list has been expanded!! http://www.castleberrys.com/news_productrecall.asp Check this site. It has the list of all the expanded recalled products from the castleberry manufacterers...botulism! This can be deadly if you have had this and dont get treated .... Please let everyone you knoww about this!!! Come join us in the seductive magic lounge and rock out with deadly waves radio. we play all styles of music. so come relax listen to awesome tunes and just have fun with us and if u have a request we will play it Click picture to enter! Click picture to enter and come rock out with deadly waves radio and seductive magic lounge.. we play all kinds of music. PARTY TIME......

Quiz
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you

Late Night Attack
Well last night at 3:30 in the morning I was awoken to pounding on my door. I get up to answer it and there are these two drunk guys asking for my roommate. He wanted his food from my roommate who is nicknamed "Easy". Easy said he didn't have it and the drunk guy got pissy with me and so I told him to quit pounding on my door. Well I shut and locked it and he got really upset at this point and when my roommate got up and answered the door. He repeatedly tried to attack me as I lay in my bed. I was hungover and half-awake....hell I didn't know what was going on hardly. Eventually he got through to me and hit me in my jaw.....lucky bastard got pulled away as I missed his throat with my knife. I guess the moral of the story is...don't deprive drunk people of food. I hate angry drunks......

Invite
Here is the lounge i started if you wanna join please feel free to join. http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=8747 Thanks, Blaze Here is a family that u can have fun in and help one another so mail me on this account and ill lok and see whats going on. Hope to see u in the family. Blaze

Into The Boiling Cauldron
I walk through this garden of eden, searching for the inhabited hethen. navigating the undigestible desire. that soon will be engulfed with fire. my vision gives way to the cinder. as the eaten apple, soon will render. The fall of the garden of greatness, as I slither with my great snakeness. I whisper into the woman's ear. Just what Adam needs to hear. A bite that leads to great understanding. Knowledge that leads to man's ending. I am the great dark prince.... come witness my great entrance..... J. Koblitz on Aug. 31st. at the french quarter! "Fall Of The Garden Of Eden" I don't know whats worse, the heat of the looming doom. Or the thick, blinding smoke that is filling the room. My own air filling her lungs, I suffocate my lover. I inhale hot smoke, as we cower in the corner. Our tears of fear, forming a pool around us. A false puddle of hope that will not save us.

Online Or Offline
Please don't think I am here if it shows me online today.I have been trying to go thru stuff cause I am moving.Then poof they were moving a double wide of my neighbors out and off went all our power cause they hit a electric line.So I can't say if I am here or not LOL.Hugs to all I am trying to rate etc all today but no for sures at this rate.

Some People R Just Fucked In The Head
HAVE U EVER BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO WHERE IF U SEE THE PERSON WHO MADE U THIS WAY, ALL U WANT TO DO IS TO PHYSICALLY HURT THEM UNTIL UR ANGER IS OUT OF UR BODY??? YEAH RIGHT, LESS STRESS ON ME NOW? FUCK NO!! BUT THAT'S OK. I'M NOT THE ONE LOOKING BEWHIND MYSELF EVERYWHERE I GO....JUST REMIND URSELF, WHEN U PROMISE SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, DO NOT FUCK UP & NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT. IT WILL ONLY GET U ENEMIES THIS WAY. EVEN THOUGH, I'M ON BEDREST, I CAN STILL KICK THE BITCHES ASS...& IF SCOOBIEDOIT IS READING THIS...FUCK U! U CAN BE FRIENDS BOTH WAYS...IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I WILL NEVER GIVE MY HEART LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT, NOT TO HELP ANOTHER OUT OF A SITUATION!! AS USUAL, A WIGGER HAS BEEN PUT BEFORE HER CHILDREN, FRIENDS, & SUPPORTERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE FUCKED MYSELF....NO. WHEN THIS PERSON COMES AROUND LOOKING FOR HELP...IT WILL NOT BE HERE!!! SORRY, BUT U DO NOT FUCK THE BITCH & EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH UR BULLSHIT!!! PAYMENT WILL BE COMING SOON & IF U

My Little Angel Zachary
I am about to havea son named Zachary, and i am so excited! This is going to be m first kid, and i can't wait to see what he looks like when he is born. I bet he is going to look like a little angel. God bless my child zachary scott

Funny Stuff!
The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan... and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US. Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himse

Freinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED ME IN THIS GIVE AWAY . YOU ARE THE BEST . NOW FOR THOSE I HAVE HELPED AND GET NO HELP IN RETURN I HAVE LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS . ANYONE WHO HAS HELPED OR WANTS TO HELP PLEASE FEEL FREE . THANKS EVERYONE

My Favorite Song
"Everywhere" We were born in this little town Growin' up I was counting down Every single day till we made our get-away But you said you could never see yourself Trying to make a life anywhere else This would be your home and I was on my own But ever since we said good-bye I've been out here on the wind Baby you would be surprised All the places you have been I've seen you in Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert Watchin' the sun set in Monterey Girl I swear just the other day you were Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches In Carolina barefoot on the beaches No matter where you choose to be In my heart I'll always see you Everywhere Now days When I'm passin' through The conversation always turns to you I hear you're doin' fine Livin' out by the county line Got a man that's home every night a couple of kids and the kind of life That you want to lead Guess you could say the same for me Cause you and I made our choices Al

A Response
came across 2 mumms that dealt with childern first mumm was bout child abuse which is this mumm and poster the poster first http://www.fubar.com/user/997016 the mumm http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=461584 now the second mumm and poster the poster of mumm #2 http://www.fubar.com/user/1229733 mumm # 2 http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=461618 they both are bf/gf i and a few others feel that these 2 are makeing these mumms up for the points and the drama and this is from the person that posted the second mumm i do believe ->~Beckee420...: i still smell bullshit ~Beckee420...: no reason to get butthurt lol why do u ask? Its sad that we did have these 2 similar situations within 24 hours i marked it nsfw cause i dont want to get points from this someone get ticked that i flaged a pic nsfw yea i flaged a pic today and its not very offten i do flag pic, stash or anything else i got a good laugh though out the conversation with this person c

Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Contest
K ALL SO FAR THERE ARE ONLY REALY 5 PPL GETTING VOTES SO ITS ONLY FAIR TO DO TOP GAL AND GUY SO TOP GAL GETS A VIP TOP GUY GETS VIP 2ND GAL GETS BLAST 2ND GUY GETS BLAST 3RD GAL GETS BPG 3RD GUY GETS BPG I AM NOT DELETING COMMENTS FROM THIS CONTEST NEXT ONE THAT SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE UR BOMBING IS OUT OF IT any one can rate the photos in the contest folder on my page no down rating at all the contest opes at midnight 9/19 and the one who comes in first gets the vip second gets the blast and third gets a big pimping gift i will be watching so lets play fair the fist one who doesnt play fair is gone no joking so tell all ur friends and lets play

How To Get Something Made For You
if you rate all my stash i will do one pic. if you rate all my pics then i will do two-three pics. if you do both then i think five customs will right in return. i can not do morphs, i am sorry for that. if you would still like me to make u a custom pic though i will. please do your part then send me a fu-mail. i will not take shouts. they are too hard to keep up with. thank you for all your time and rates. much luv.

Ode To A Fart
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They

Dale Jarrett
Birthday: Nov. 26, 1956 Hometown: Hickory, N.C. Unlike most drivers who come from a racing background, Dale Jarrett's path to NASCAR stardom didn't begin until he was 20 years old. Sure, Jarrett, a multi-sport star in high school who was offered a golf scholarship at the University of South Carolina, hung out at the tracks watching his dad, Ned, race in the 1960s, but it wasn't until 1977 that the son of the racing legend first got behind the wheel. He began working on a car with a couple of high-school friends, one of which was Andy Petree, and before long Jarrett wanted to try it out. After receiving a loan from his father to buy an engine, Jarrett started 25th and finished ninth that night at Hickory Motor Speedway, and the wheels were in motion. Jarrett began competing in the Limited Sportsman Division at Hickory and in a few short years it was off to NASCAR. Jarrett competed in 28 of the 29 races in the Busch Series' inaugural season of 1982, posting 14 top-10s to

Some Silly Poetry
A Moment In Time....Lost When you watch the flashing of trees you are passing. The shadows are intwined with snapshots of time. Light makes your eyes close Your brain into overload. Held in your memory Fields of light, shimmering. Thoughts race and fly away Quicker than you can translate. What do they mean? Threse thoughts in between? A free thought captured held captive, tortured! Disected by the human mind, what should've been a moment in time. J. Koblitz For the days when I was all alone And the times when I needed a friend. You were there when I wanted you. All I had to do was pretend. You were there to see me through and to lend a helping hand. You would always listen too! When no one would understand. Whenever I needed your giving heart. A message to Heaven...I'd send. For a friend that is just and smart. And down you would descend!

Funnies
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's h

Linda's Blog
HELLO IM NEW HERE I GUESS IM STILL LEARNING THIS BLOG THINK . IM A KENTUCKY GIRL LOVE TO TRAVEL BEEN TO ABOUT 40 STATES IM A KENTUCKY MED TECH. LOVE TO CHAT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS WHAT DO YOU THINK , WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND ADD ME TO YOUR FRIEND LIST AND I WILL ADD YOU THANKS .. BYE FOR NOW

Have U Ever Had One Of Those Days?
Saturday - bail friend & MY car out of jail Sunday - Dodge pickup goes KAPUT.... Monday - repair Dodge, celebrate son's birthday Tuesday - son gets strep throat Wednesday - wasn't too bad of a day...canceled trip to stay home with sick child Thursday - ruh roh...daughter is getting sick Friday - yep...she has it too Saturday - water heater KAPUT (can I get a break?) Sunday - woke up to 2 shattered windows in my daughter's car....damn (no to question from Sat)

For Me....
Do you still drink whiskey? Can I buy you a round? If nobody’s sitting here, do you mind if I sit down? I was nervous when I saw you I almost walked away And now I can’t believe what I’m about to say These arms want to hold you These lips want to kiss you These eyes are glad to see you Well baby I miss you Let’s drive each other crazy Like we did back then Why don’t we get together And break each other’s hearts again? Maybe I’ve had one too many I don’t want to say too much We both know the reasons Why we didn’t keep in touch We’re no good for each other Still it’s hard to let it go I’m trying to be strong, but babe you’ve got to know These arms want to hold you These lips want to kiss you These eyes are glad to see you Baby, I miss you Let’s drive each other crazy Like we did back then Why don’t we get together And break each others hearts again? Loving you should be the last thing on my mind It feels so good to l

Magic Of Quartz
Many of us know what quartz is and where to find it, but until recently I didn't realize how much of our current way of living is dependant upon it. Every bit of technology we have today form the laptop I'm typing this on to a simple watch is based off of a piece of quartz. It's the only stone we've found that actually stores information inside it. Magik users have taken advantage of this ability for eons by storing specific energy and information in quartz to assist with learning, healing, energizing and other benefitial activities over vast amounts of time. Scientists discovered recently that quartz also has an energy signature all its own that emits an almost imperceivable radio-type signal that can travel across vast amounts of space and even across our oceans. Some refer to this as the "call of the wild" or "the living entity of quartz." In studies involving kirilian photography, which photographs electomagnetic energy fields, a small smoke-like wisp was seen to ri

Lucky Bastard...
All you that think "DAMN she's got a man...." GO and SHOW my man some love... Click HERE...and show tyr some love... his 21st birthday was last week so go get his ass drunk so i can take advantage of him... if i'm pleased, i'll even show you pictures ;) come on, show him some love, you know you wanna see what i have in store for him... ~~Sin

Tattoo
Ok I need your opinions! I want to get my 4th tattoo and I can't decide which one I want to get. Ok I guess I can't paste the pics here so I will post them in my pictures and tell me which one you like the best.

Another Love Poem
You look in my eyes see right though them. You touch my face and I kiss your fingers. I love you passes your lips, the first time you said I Love You. I love you too. I recite those words in my mind a thousand times. Your lips softly touches mine moving them slowly oh so slowly it seems to last forever. Maybe some day this will be us but for now I will dream till this dream comes true.

Purpose Driven Life
1 Corinthians 13 1. Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. 2. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 3. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing. 4. Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5. Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; 6. Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; 7. Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. 8. Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whe

Never Have I Fallen
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

Nsfw Albums
I know you guys are wondering, especially you newcomers, why there are so many locked albums.... there were alot of guys coming here that wouldn't rate anything that was NOT NSFW... so i was getting NOTHING out of it... before you stop and say "omg she didn't rate my shit" take a moment and think about what i put into MAKING the NSFW albums. if you think it's worth it to see them, go back and find things you didn't rate (sfw pics, stash items, blogs) and give me something back for what i'm giving you. until i feel that you guys understand what I give, those albums will remain locked. Sin

I'm Back!
Well, it's been over a month since AT&T bought out BellSouth and problems arose to 28% of it's customers. I'm in that 28% as well as my work place (makes ya think if 28% is less than it was). I missed over half of my VIP month. I appologize for not catching up and rating everyone like I intended.

Contest Bombing Help Please
Hello to all my family and friends and fans. I need your help comment bombing this contest. I well link you to the picture. I just maxed out my comments. please come bomb this contest. We don't need the help to stay in the lead. we have a very big lead. But the main prize requires 100000 comments by the 30th at 9:00 pm CST.We needded 20100 by 7:00pm tonight but only have 16320. so please come help us. I would have made a pretty blog but don't have the time. PLEASE come help.

My Poetry
Self Respect By RJLewis Self respect is ours, and ours alone. But, when weakened, it can, easily, be undone. Self respect is a quality we should all cherish. It should be nurtured, and made to flourish. Self respect is one of life's basic, human needs. It's what drives us and helps us to succeed. Self respect creates ambition, motivation, and drive. It's a key ingredient in making us thrive. Self respect inspires us to achieve our goals. It gives us strength and feeds our very souls. Self respect is a chief factor in a successful life. It strengthens us when faced with pain and strife. Self respect sharpens our judgement. It builds our confidence, and, is often, apparent. Self respect can, often, inspire the same, in others. It's the reason we may, ALL, have our druthers. Self respect can, sometimes, be misunderstood. It should reflect, in us, all that is good. Self respect should always be admired. For, it is a trait, not easily, aquired! What

Do You Like Me Now?
Time: 11:41pm Name: Nicole Sisters: Joy, Jill & Jamie Brothers: James & Chad Height: 5ft 9" What are you wearing? Quincy Hawks tshirt & Flecce pants Favorite Number? 7 Favorite Drink? Brass Monkey Favorite Month: October Favorite Breakfast: fried eggs, bacon (extra cispy), hashbrowns, toast with jelly --------------------------Have You Ever------------------------- Broken a bone: yes Been in a police car: yes Been on a boat? yes Swam in the ocean and surfed?: yes Fallen asleep in school: yes Cried when someone died: yes Saved emails?: yes --------------------------Ever Had------------------------------- Chicken pox: yes Sore throat: yes Broken nose: yes (6 times) ----------------------------Do You-------------------------------- Like cake? no Like school? yeah, i until i found beer ------------------------Questions---------------------------------------- Who was the last person you danced with? Drew Who makes you smile? My princess Landry

I'm Here!
For the next three days I am going to be too busy to get back with anyone until the evening...Work sucks but what can you do? Anyway..just wanted to say love you all, and I will get back with you as soon as I can, if anyone misses me that is..:P LOL..I seem to be one of the many on here that is having a problem with their online and uploading of pics status. I thought it was just me, thought maybe someone hacked into my account and screwed me, but apparently its a glitch they are working on. Sooo..lol..in case anyone wondered..:P I'm here and I have new pics so come see me! LOL Hugs and kisses!

Passion, Pleasure, Pain
Stone Cobbled Corridor The night closes in upon me, encircling me like loves embrace. I walk forward confident in myself, knowing the needs of my wanton desires hidden from reality for centuries gone by. Past lives forgotten in the light of day, Darkness brings to me the passion and desires that were denied me. I walk down a dark stone cobbled corridor dripping and sodden with age old mysteries yet to be discovered. I reach a hand out to touch, carefully seeking the joys that await me. As I wander with abandonment down the dark stone cobbled corridor exuding with unfound passions yet to be revealed to me, my heart begins beating faster with new found joy. I see this glow emanating further off in the distance. Always to elude me, but this time the soft golden glow becomes brighter and as I walk, my bare feet quicken their pace. Drifting closer to the end of that dark stone cobbled corridor I cautiously peer into a golden lit stone cobbled chasm. I see before me a vast court room so be

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

No! I Won't Unlock Them.
For all of the morons that can't seem to SEE this ANYWHERE.... Last place I can put it. This will be reposted any time it falls off my profile page. DO NOT ask me to unlock anything or to see my private pics or to be added to my family. IT DOES NOT work that way. GET OVER IT! Sin For all of the morons that can't seem to SEE this ANYWHERE.... Last place I can put it. This will be reposted any time it falls off my profile page. DO NOT ask me to unlock anything or to see my private pics or to be added to my family. IT DOES NOT work that way. GET OVER IT! Sin

Just Rates Needed
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Zippa
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."

Random Writting
So now as the time draws near to an end, we truly understand what it is we must do. We must stand and fight for each other no matter what may come to be. These times ahead are rough and no one should have to bear them, no matter how important they should me. So I am here by your side fighting all the way down till the very last breath of my soul. Crying out for you in love and in pain. We both shall be beaten down, and tired but only fate knows if we will still remain. So what say you, do you wish to fight this final battle by my side, or do you wish to leave me? I guess not the answer important for I will be fighting this battle with or without you, being delt every blow with a smile for I will fight this battle for you. So are you willing to fight this one final battle, for the only battle for us that remains is that for each other’s love.

22nd September Webcam Party
HI ROOMIES, WELL IT IS TIME FOR THE SEPTEMBER WEBCAM NITE AND WE WANTED TO HAVE A LIL BIT OF FUN JUST LIKE LAST MONTH. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 SO WE HAVE A COUPLE OF IDEAS........... 1. STRIP POKER ON WEBCAM, ALL GIRL STRIP POKER WITH KYLIE, CHELLE, DIVA, SAFFY, SYDGIRL, HUNTRESS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?? 2. AUSSIEKYLIE IS THE FRUIT PLATTER - WATCH AS OUR FRIENDS COVER KYLIES NAKED BODY WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND FRESH STRAWBERRIES ETC. THE TRICK IS THEY CANT USE HANDS OR FINGERS TO EAT IT ALL OFF. SATURDAY - 9PM (SYDNEY TIME) - 22TH SEPTEMBER 2007 LIVE ON CAM AT AWC. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 SEE YOU THERE.

Early Morning Madness
"Whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm!" Strangely enough if you did porn in the late 70s and mid 80s you really can disapear off the face of the earth. Seriously you can google ANYONE except these hairy fuckholes. No one knows the real name of the chick who played Debbie or even if she's still alive and that's damn depressing because i have ALL kinds of questions for her. We were thinking of making a debbie does dallas trivia board game, but found out that some of the main characters have been in over 700 films. and when half the subjects of our trivia have vanished off the planet without a trace....what does that leave us? that'd be kinda hard for anyone, even us beer drinking porn watching pervs to keep track of. we'd have to hire a bunch of guys to help us. but then we'd get fucked all the time because we'd be around a bunch of guys watching porn. note to self: the goofiest most unattractive guy in the whole movie turned out to be the hottest most well aged

Fresh Cut Peonies
I wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them! I wonder if they come in different colors! I wonder about the fragrance! I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water! I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry! I wonder if they are cheaper by the dozen! I wonder if they come in long-stemmed Captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers ( Indianapolis ). The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies.

Ummm, Yeah.
So. My first blog is also my last for a while. Just a bit of info as to why I'm going to be offline for a while... My vacation is over. I go back to work today and won't really have any time online until sometime after Jan 15th. That's about it folks.

My Poem
There are times, My life seems so empty. There are times, I feel so alone and uneasy. There are times, I don't care to live any longer. There are times, Everyone else seems much stronger. There are times, I feel no love at all. There are times, Deeper into depression I fall. There are times, I know I'll die all alone. There are times, My family would be happier if I were gone. These are the times, Of my cursed life!!!! AUTHOR: JOE S.

Life
i hate the face that i hate my life. i hate the fact that i cant find that one person i'm ment to be with. i hate the fact that my aunt passed aways amd isnt here to spend halloween and xmass with us i hate everything right now. i hate the face that my dad is where is and cant be here with me. i hate the fact that i dont really have anyone i can talk to right now that knows whats going on in my life. but one of the things i hate the most out of everything. is that everything is happening at the sametime. and that there hasnt really been time for it to hit me one thing at a time. i hate the fact that i hate everything and that nothing can go good for me. i hate the fact that i cant sleep because on all this. i just hate everything right now. i hate me life and that thers only a handful of ppl that know why and but most of all i hate the fact the their all to busy to talk to me and clam me down like old times. sorry to everyone that gets mad at me for this but i had to get it out. i'

Work
Patrolman Jerry Edwin Trimmer Henrico County Police Department Virginia End of Watch: Monday, August 15, 1966 Biographical Info Age: Not available Tour of Duty: Not available Badge Number: Not available Incident Details Cause of Death: Automobile accident Date of Incident: Monday, August 15, 1966 Weapon Used: Not available Suspect Info: Not available Patrolman Trimmer was killed in an accident while responding to an assistance call. Officer William Herman Edwards III Henrico County Police Department Virginia End of Watch: Monday, February 2, 1998 Biographical Info Age: 50 Tour of Duty: 30 years Badge Number: Not available Incident Details Cause of Death: Motorcycle accident Date of Incident: Monday, February 2, 1998 Weapon Used: Automobile; Commercial Suspect Info: Not available Patrolman Edwards was killed while providing funeral escort for a Hanover County, Virginia, sheriff's deputy. The accident occurred when a flat bed truck pulled in

Crash
Look at the pictures Look at the photo above and you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (right side where the people are s tanding on the road). His truck left the road, traveling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet and landed on the left side of it. Now look at the photo below IF YOU WEREN'T A BELIEVER IN GOD BEFORE, WOULD YOU BE AFTER THIS?

Poems
You say you love me... But why does it hurt so bad? You gave me great things... But made me feel so sad. You said we would always be friends... But now, when I need you the most your to pissed and mad. When you left I didn't unterstand... what did I do to deserve this? Why did you have to hurt me so bad? I know we had are ups and downs... but who does't? You were the only one that I knew I could count on.. But where are you now? These are the questions I ask myself everynight before i go to bed WHY?????? When? When I hear you laugh. When we share a secret. When your eyes sparkle. When we're just being us. When we don't have to talk. When I watch you sleep. When you remember. When I don't have to explain. When I walk into a room. When we are in a crowd. When i'm by myself. When your just being you. When you make me giggle. When I hear your heart beat. When you reach for me. Even when you're not looking. That's when I Love You!!!

Help My Brother Out Plzz
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Spread The Stupidity
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Amen to This! *Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say* * December 25th is just a "Holiday ".* *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit* *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!* *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod* *Something was changing, something quite odd! * *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa* *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.* *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down* * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.* *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears* *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.* *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-

God's Law Of Compensation
Letting people fall in love with people who are already married is one of the meaner things that God does... Many people have asked why you would let yourself fall in love with someone who is married. That's a really stupid question. The obvious answer is that love, real love, doesn't take into account religion or race or marital status. Love is seldom convenient, and we sure as hell don't get to pick who we fall in love with. And unless it happens to you early in life, there's a good chance there will be other people involved... I'm a romantic, and I truly believe that each one of us has a soul mate. However, there is this theory I call God's Law of Compensation. It works on the premise that each one of us gets a different set of goodies. Some people get looks, some get money, some get a perfect mate or fame or whatever. But no one gets everything. Perhaps God has decided that love is the one thing I should do without...

`mathematics (nsfw)
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like maths. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply

To You
wanted to say hi to those who notice. I haven't been on much. I hope everyone is good. i am trying to keep in touch, and hopefully i will have more time on in a bit. until then...best wishes. will talk to you soon

Jokes
Little Johnny Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny asks, "Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him. So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing." BEFORE MARRIAGE HE: YES. AT LAST. IT WAS SO HARD TO WAIT SHE: DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? HE: NO! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SHE: DO YOU LOVE ME? HE: OF COURSE! OVER AND OVER! SHE: HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME? HE: NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN

To All Of My Kick Ass Kentucky Friends!!!
My bulletins friendlies there is one where you need to vote for another friendlie, be sure to help out! TO ALL MY KICK ASS FRIENDS IN KENTUCKY!! Body: Body: FRIENDS: Will leave you hanging if you piss them off, and never speak to you again. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will hang you from the nearest tree and piss on you if you piss them off. But will call after the weekend to see if your ok. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the ni

Comment Tagging - Learn!
So.. You wanna learn to Comment Tagg Like Me. I will not go into too much detail, but if you use this tutorial it should help you make better Comments (Taggs) on peoples pages. First understand, Fubar ONLY allows 2000 Characters when you are \"Tagging\" someones page. This Tutorial will explain how to \"Hack\" the code that you C&P from comment pages. Doing this allows you to post way more pix then you normally be able to post. The Easiest way to comment on someones page is to first open Notepad : go to START Run Type In \"Notepad\" (with out the quotes) & hit Enter. Now you should have a blank page from Notepad. 1.) In Notepad type the following & copy & paste it about 10 times so notepad looks like this *Note - the Center code is only there 1 time. This will make everything centered in the comment box. This is not needed but looks way better :

Let It Go!
TO MY SOMEONE SPECIAL...Be someone who listens, and you will be heard. Be someone who cares, and you will be loved. Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed. Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace. Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise. Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired. Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected. Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward. Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich. Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which you'll be thankful. Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines. Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be. I've learned the hard way that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are take

My Friends
I have some very special people as my friends here. I want each one of you to know that you are very special to me in your own ways. You show me respect, along with the flirty comments, and that means a lot to me. I am very honored to have such great guys as my friends. And you actually communicate! Who woulda thought? :) I didn't start out thinking that I would have mostly male friends here, but that's how it ended up. The other friends that have since been deleted were nice, but after the initial first few weeks, faded away and didn't write much anymore. Friendship is very special to me, and communicating is part of that. I call you guys my "man harem." LOL! To the 2 or 3 of you who compete with the gifts, and you know who you are...you don't realize how you make my day. You put a smile on my face. I know you would do anything for me, as I would you. You are more like family now.... I just want to say....thank you from the bottom of my heart. You guys are the BEST! Laur

Angel Of Mine
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs our help on this contest! 100,000 commets giveaway! and its her first contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! She has been good to us now lets return the love!

My Thoughts
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in his arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one.... I don't know about this all the time i forget alot I'm the girl who will brag about you

Slippin
you see to live is to suffer to survive, well that's to find meaning in the suffering chorus ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up I been through mad different phases like Masons to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids doing something more constructive with they time than bids I know because I been there now I'm in there sit back & look at what it took for me to get there First came the *ooooh* the drama with my mama she got on some fly shit *What* til I split and said that I'ma be that seed that doesn't need much to succeed strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed I'm ready for the

What A Kiss Means
What each kiss means Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice... Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Bleh...confusion!!!
oi...im SOOOO CONFUSED!!! oh yea, and men suck ass, since they are the reason behind my confusion...if u say ur gonna do somehing, do it! its not that fucking hard! u say u will call, then fucking call, dont say something if u dont fucking mean it!!! im sooo tired of all the bullshit going on...everyone with a dick just needs to leave me the fuck alone unless u can just be fucking truthful! OMFG! how hard is it to just say what ur thinking, or fucking tell the truth?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!

Bdsm 01
Abbey Habits by decimus © “Abigail.” Said Mother Superior. “You are a novitiate who has spent almost a month within our community. You were sent here so that we might assess your potential to become a member of our ancient and secret order. Yet you were seen last Friday frequenting a Public House and have confessed as much.” She paused. “I find your stated desire to remain within our walls and to complete your training difficult to believe.” Abigail pressed herself further into the hard parquet flooring. She was laying face down on the floor, arms outstretched. Her white robes bunched around her body. She wanted to say something to excuse her guilt but knew that now was not the time. Mother Superior turned to the other person lying next to Abigail. To the ungodly the only difference between the two prostrate figures would seem to be the color of their robes. “Sister Mary.” She continued, “As one of our younger members it was your responsibility to

Something Wicked This Way Comes
Squealer She said she'd never been Never been touched before, hummm She said she'd never been This far before She said she'd never liked, hummm To be excited She said she always had Had to fight it And she never won She said she'd never been Never been balled before And I don't think She'll ever ball no more Fixed her good Hey (Squealer) when I held her hand (Squealer) I made her understand (Squealer) when I kissed her lips (Squealer) sucked her finger tips, hey (Squealer) oohh started getting hot (Squealer) oohh made it hard to stop (Squealer) got too much (Squealer) I think I've got the magic touch, aaah (Squealer....) © 1976, J. Albert & Son, Pty. I hurt. No, I'm not going to go into detail, yes, I will be fine. I am just going through the whole Processing thing. Trying to decide what is the worst. What's funny is that it's not because of the reasons he will think it is. So now what? Trying to process the truth and keep going. To be hon

More Than Words
Words has a thousand meanings... Words can make you happy, sad, angry, confuse, speechless... Choose the words carefully Or you'll be sorry Like me In the heat of the moment Words I shouldnt said Cost me dearly I think I lost a friend I wish I can turn back time I wish I can back to the past But I cant Sorry is no good All is said and done All left is regret and tear Learn my lesson To just keep my mouth shut Think hard before talk Anyhow... I still hold small hope That I dont loose my dear friend... Small simple hope...

Downrater Punk!
after that he fanned me. someone posted a mumm about downraters look at his answer http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=188035 Rob became your fan! Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob rated you a '1'! · Rob just checked you out! Rob@ fubar

How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin

Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor

How To Catch A Kitty
PORTSMOUTH — David Kondrup has rescued plenty of raccoons from chimneys. And as owner of New Hampshire Animal Damage Control he's also rescued possums, owls — even a boa constrictor — from the tight spaces, but Tuesday night marked his first cat. The local feline is now missing a little fur but is otherwise safe after a 45-minute rescue effort on the roof of a Union Street building that formerly housed Pro Portsmouth. The unidentified mouser was trapped in a 30-foot chimney at 236 Union St., which had been sealed off from the inside. Fire and police crews were on the roof trying in vain to help it when Kondrup was contacted around 9 p.m. "It is a first for me. Cats are usually pretty smart and don't fall down chimneys," Kondrup said. Police say the property manager had been contacted Monday and was told there was a cat stuck in the building, but he could not locate the animal. By Tuesday, fire crews were able to pinpoint the kitty's location in the one-way shaft.

Music
hey everyone that reads this. well sorry for my absent from here just been busy. also i hurt myself at work and now i'm off.i think the hardest part is getting phone calls from coworkers and my boss asking me when i'll be back or having a coworker yell at me over the phone telling me i'm not putting any effort into work and having my name pulled from the staff christmas gift list for secret santa.also i've seen the dr three times in about a week because of my knee. i work at a daycare and at a school and i'm missing both because i fell at work.anyways thanks for reading this and letting me vent.well gotta go talk to you all later.m I can't seem to find very many people that like the misfits i'd like to see more. if there any let me know. hi apologize for the low score i thought it meant that it was ok and some people don't see it my way so i'm apologizing and let me know who you are so that i can repair this.thanks

Wtf?
1.Name one person who made you smile today? Landry 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? WTF? I have a good reason y I cant remember......LOL! 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? You better not be laying that sucker on the leather! 6. How many different things did you drink today? Lipton Tea, Pepsi, Water 7. What color is you hairbrush? Black and Silver 8. Name one person you absolutely miss today? I miss my lil Sister.....Jaime 9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday? Shoes 10. What color is your front door? Brown 11. Where do you keep your change? In my wallet 12. What was the weather like today? Sunny and hot as hell 13. What is the best ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food....Its awesome!!! 14. What is something you are excited about? Getting my BRAND NEW CAR!! 15. When was the last rai

Stuck At Level...
Two things... one... check out Miss_Behavin25 She rocks, and makes pretty stuff, so go check her out and show her some love please ;) that and she's cute and which one of you doesn't wanna go look at cute chicks! Also... Reposting this blog because i STILL see it... so... Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 at 99.99% you need to confirm your email address. if you're stuck at level 10 you need to upload a salute. if you don't know what one is, look under help, there's information on how to make one. (if you still don't get it, look at mine) So if you want to be able to increase your rating limit/photo upload space, you gotta get these taken care of. Love ya'll Sin p.s. afk stands for away from keyboard (meaning i'm not here) Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 a

A Mediator's Impressions Of The Kingdom
I have noticed a disheartening trend in the blogs being posted in the Kingdom....I know I am only a lowly mediator,but this will be a mediation on a grand scale.... I have seen hurt,anger,pride,back-biting and biting back....dissension,tension,and did I forget to mention...rumormongering,truth stretching,(that's my hubby's personal favorite)but I'm most concerned at the inability of people to realize that sometimes it pays to ask questions and not assume that you know more than you do...... I make personal,formal apology to First Lady Goth for the apparent misconception that the blasts last night were an attempt to cause dissension instead of the wonderful way of relieving grief by sharing with "family"...when our family assumes the worst and voices that thought how can people who don't know us know better???? I also make formal apology to all members who think I am out of line in voicing these things....however,I will not repent saying them... Lastly,having witnessed the

Child Abuse
Date: 19/09/2007 Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:18 AMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER.. This first Video made me cry!!

Luv, Ms. B. Haven
Cool Messages at SeekCodes.com Certificate Of Upgrade To COMPLETE ASSHOLE Is Awarded To: In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior, total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status… JUST BE YOURSELF! Effective date: ALL THE TIME Signed: ALL THOSE WHO COME IN CONTACT WITH YOU Two Stories - you have to read both! STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was Capone's lawyer for a

New To Fubar
I am new to this thanks to my best friend Peggy. She is so much fun to be around and makes me smile every day. I look forward to meeting new friends. Well the end of the month and the start of a new one hasn't really started out well. My Great aunt passed away and i have a visitation and funeral to go to now. Been fighting w/ the hubby and getting really tired of it. Just not sure what to do anymore. Just got over being sick w/ strep and i'm still very very tired from it and just don't want to do anything. Wow, i didn't realize how RUDE some people are. Just because you don't spell something right or you post something that you want an opinion on.

New Pics Up
i have a lot of new picture so please rate them and give some Luvs than add me please thank you very much xox hi all i have up dated my profile and added new pic so please rate them and give me some love thank you xoxox

The Thoughts Of Raven
Why is this pain so hard Why is this life so wrong Why is that every time I say I love you You say I don't Why is that I say I want you You say you don't Why is that every time I look In to your eyes I see pain Why is that you look in to Mine you cant see the divine Why is that you have lost your faith Why is that I still have mine Why is every time I see you with him Why is that you are not mine Why is that you have said that I'm a god but I feel that Im not Why is it that I cant sleep At night when the dreams Have not yet gone away Why are my thoughts so long Full of words gone wrong Raven The Thoughts of Raven Why is this pain so hard Why is this life so wrong Why is that every time I say I love you You say I don't Why is that I say I want you You say you don't Why is that every time I look In to your eyes I see pain Why is that you look in to Mine

Work!!!!!
ok finally i start a job tomorrow 7am i guess flirting with someone oops i mean talkin with someone online who runs a job service paid off...lol and i just found out today she did lol But i wont be on like i used to anymore so lets see who misses me lol...but i will be on just gotta do what i gotta do huh... so hope to chat with u all now n then still seems like i have lost alot of my friends somewhere i think do to me not commenting as much or maybe to much flirting who knows but still love ya all.... love ya all..... Tongue...........

Get Your Groove On With The Best Of The The Best!
Get your groove on with the best of the the best! These people have been loyal since day one. Sassy Laurie is the best friend anyone could have and she is my Club F.A.R. bud, too. ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Bartender Fusion Club F.A.R. Founder TGB D&DC@ fubar Fly by Night is sooo fly. He's coolest guy in town, and a really great person to know here. FlyByNight@ fubar Sweet C

Offical News Today
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.

More Stories From My Naughty Mind!
Against the Wall First I would kiss you like you kiss me... I like it hard and heavy, that usually gets me all turned on. I would have to pin you up against the wall you know. And I would start with taking off your clothes partly, I hope you didn't have a bra on so the shirt could stay. But the rest of your clothing has to go. I would start at the top......kissing my way down...taking some time to suck on your nipples....and kiss your tummy before I went down on you. Yea I would have to get you off before I could bend you over and take you for myself. Forgiven Kneeling in the corner, left to myself with my thoughts and actions. Knowing that in some way I had displeased you. This time I didn't even get to cuddle afterwards. You left me with my ass burning hot, a few small welts starting to show. You pushed me to the edge again, you are so good at doing that. Well really I couldn't resist you, my hands were tied and my mouth was gagged. I knew I had better lay there and take your p

Priceless
MASTERCARD WEDDING? You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hir

Dickwolf
i realy need friends on fu bar the more friends that i get the better it will be. i do an internet talk show called the dick wolf show. it is broad cast on http://www.nowlive.com/dickwolf you can hear me every day from 7:00 pm to 9:00pm pst. callin have your friends join in the topic of the show is what ever you want to talk about. people comment on my blogs i will have a lot more posted in the future.

My Poetry
So beautiful glistening from the morning dew, In full bloom for all to view. Her sole purpose; to give pleasure to all. Though blown and tossed about, She still stands tall. Taking in only enough to survive Yet meaning so much to others lives. As some enjoy her beauty, others feed from her delicious fruits providing all with a firm foundation, spreading her strong roots. When dealing with lifes hardships, finding it hard to cope, She is always there to provide a little hope. Though torn and tattered- from her beauty and seeds, that the winds once scattered, Blossoms a whole new bunch of flowers carrying with them pieces of her and maturing by the hour. ©Wanda Atwood 12/24/1997 So many nights I've dreamt of the dreadful day The day you'd have to go away The nights of awakening in a shivering cold sweat Tears running down my face leaving my pillow wet I've always known someday it would all come true How was I to know "Someday

Brutality
whats the point of going to someones page, and rating anything a with something other than a 1 or 10? either u like me and/or the photo, or you dont. period. i dont sit there and teter totter in my mind about rating a 4, or 7.. gimme a 10 if you like, or gimee a one if you dont, but if you dont like, then GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! ahhhh...much better How would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a sport? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society..Dont turn your back on us, we are defenselessI know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW...What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death?What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please

77 11's To Trade!!! :)
Ok Peeps... I have 77 11's to trade for you to rate my pics.. I rate 77 pics 11 of YOURS you rate all 77 pics of mine??OKies.. Send me a message in my Shout box.... First come first serve... Then I will rate all the rest of everyone 10's once I run out of the 11's.... Sound fun.. I need serious HELP leveling.... Thanks bunches.... :) .............JENNA............

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much th

Why I Am Why I Am
from my perspective, i believe submission is an act of personal strength from which i grow spiritually and mentally. i take total responsibility for submerging my ego by the offering of myself to the will and direction of another. i search for someone to use me to quench their darkest desires, while creating an atmosphere of safety around me. someone who relishes pushing my sensual and sexual boundaries, taking me to new levels and greater heights of sensation and experience. she constantly looks for new and creative ways to bring out the inner beast in me.

We R A Dyin Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

Down And Out
Well today i found out that my dog that i had for 13 yrs. has cancer and it will cost a total of 314.79 to put her to sleep and to cremate her.So i feel like crap but i know that its for the best so she doesnt suffer any longer.how many of you lost a pet that was like a family to you.

Pimp Out
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Wow, What A Ride That Was! I Am So Overwhelmed By All The Love! There Really Is Some Absolutely Wonderful People On Fubar! I Want To Thank Each and Everyone of You For All The Wonderful Gifts and The Beautiful Bulletins...And The Numerous Rates and Comments! It's Been A Long Road and You All Made It Worth It! Much Love To My Awesome Club F.A.R. Family, My Dirty South Crew Family and My I.B.I.C. Sisters! I Tried My Best To Catch Everyone's Link That Came To My Page To Help Me GodMother. But I Am Sure I Missed Some Of You. For That I Do Apologize. But Know That You Are Loved and Appreciated!

Stuff
Have you ever watched kids on a merry go round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You'd better slow down. Dont dance so fast. Time is short. The music wont last. do you run through your day on the fly? when you ask "how are you" do you hear the reply? when the day is done do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? you'd better slow down. dont dance so fast. time is short. the music wont last. ever told your child, we'll do it tomorrow? and in your haste, not see their sorrow? ever lost touch, let a good friendship die cause you never had time to call and say "hi" you'd better slow down. dont dance so fast. time is short. the music wont last. when you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of getting there. when you worry and hurry t

At Work
so i'm at work all day, 4rm 8am 2 8pm . i sell tile and stone for flooring and walls. most of this stuff comes 4rm mexico, spain, brasil, peru, etc. i spend most of my day on my ass in 4rnt of this screen on fubar. kinda my own boss. not 2 mny ppl come by. it's been picking up though. sales have gone up each month that passes. but damn it's boring and slow. gettin paid 4 this, i'm afraid i might lose my job . damn, at first i just kicked it a couple a times so it would have to roll over. but then i did it, i kicked an adapter on the floor against it towards the wall.smash it when. now as i sit here looking at agonizing in pain, i can actually feel it's suffering, as it twitches. now it's not moving, makes me think why i had to kill it it, when i could have just picked it up, and took it outside. wll whutever

Demon Thoughts
So this is how you see yourself? exciting sexy you like to party ohhh you're wild and smell good. guess what we were born for redemption get your 72 hour bag out dump out the vodka and condoms fill it with buck knives and blueprints strap that megaphone to your gas mask baby now give me a kiss thats how we make our own electricity. Back it all up on an external hard drive and put it in your pocket. Someone give my ghost a shadow Its almost goodbye I swear I promise I'll do it for you too Because I know you wont do it for any of us. Just tell me when you breathe you'll be thankful and bury my bones, standing.

Color Me Picky??
Hmmm... I realize that I am new here, but Fan you, Rate You, PRIOR to adding you? Sure, I am into a pretty face, and nice skin, just like the rest of us. But the Fan thing really means something to me. I can easily (almost) blindly rate a photo - and if it moves me, very quickly I will give it a 12. But many women here want the Fan first, prior to asking to connect to for friendship (or at least the allusion of friendship). This I have trouble with. Fan says to me that I not only like you, but support your decisions, way of life, choices of cold cuts, something for crying out loud. How am I to know if I can be your fan if I don't know a thing about you? I am fans of some, but there is reason for it. To those that I am fans, they know why. It genuinely revolves around respect. Some women are pretty weird around this concept. Most women don't want flesh freaks, then when a guy really wants to know something, treat them as a number. Many women here think that a g

Family
My sister is trying to find me a man.. I don't want her to find me a man.. I am quite content meeting people for myself and making my own opinions of them. She is one of those women who have been scorned so she is trying to get me to date the kinda guys she wish she dated? (ie with money)..but that's just not how I am.. I date people based on attraction and chemistry. I want someone I feel comfortable with, someone who makes me smile even just thinking about them.. not someone just because they have a decent bank statement.. that just doesn't do it for me.. ugh.. I just wish sometimes she would back off and stop trying to pressure me. Could be why she is 34 and never been married..eh?

What A Hoe Bag Lol
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater."

Sick Of Life Lately!!!!
I'm nearing my breaking point lately... I feel as though all I do is planned around what others need me to do, want me to do, or expect me to do... Here is my typical day.. I wake up at 7AM usually because there are 3 crazy kids upstairs with obviously no adult supervision jumping off the couches, or dumping canisters of blocks onto the floor.. mind you I'm living in an unfinished basement right now.. right below the living room and hallway, with paper thin ceilings apparently.. I get my clothes out.. get dressed.. and then wake up my 8 month old son, Micah.. I try to feed him but he usually needs an hour orso to wake up.. I leave arounf 745am to bring my Mom to work.. it's a 30 minute drive.. so we get there by 820.. then I drive around and wait for 830.. to drop off my brother at school. he cant be dropped of until the teacher is outside.. and she obviously doesnt leave her room til 830 to meet the kids and let them in.. so I drop him of and then head home.. Micah usually gets

He's The Man
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

Stuff I Believe In.......
A True Ouija Experience Hi, my name is Michelle, and I am the age of 19 years now. I would like for you to read my story and tell me it YOU think that this is real or what. It all begin when I moved to Minot, North Dakota with my brother and his girlfriend. I was 15 years of age at the time. I am 19 years of age now. Well, we were just sitting around talking about the past when one of our neighbors came around the side of the house and asked my sister in law to go and see her for a second. Minutes later she appeared and she asked me if I would like to play with an ouija board. Out of curiosity, I went. She told me that she had contacted this young couple who had died in the house with three of their four children and the woman who they had contacted wanted to speak to them. I thought for sure that they were just lying and just saying this to scare me which was not going to happen(so I thought). I went next door with my sister in law and my sister in laws neighbor and we w

Uf Student Tasered
WTF No no abreviations.. What The Fuck is up with this shit.. I know you have heard about this kid from University of Florida that got tasered by police at a Q & A with Senator John Kerry. I mean can we say overboard?? Just a little bit.. Man I have watched every video that I could see of this incident and those cops were dead wrong. I mean this kid was a little wild but they had him on the ground and pretty much under control.. There was no need for the use of a taser.. If these cops don't get remanded and maybe even get charges filed than there is something really wrong.. Every one of the officers involved in the incident needs diciplinary action taken against them.. First off there were 5 officers.. 1 kid.. The kid wasnt small but he wasnt that damn big.. They already got him most of the way out of the auditorium, they could have gotten him the rest of the way. Give me a break.. There was no call for the use of a taser or any other force other than the 5 officers strength.. E

Hawaii's Coral Reef
HONOLULU - A kite-sized, unmanned airplane is joining the effort to protect endangered Hawaiian monk seals and coral reefs in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. Managers of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument plan to use the 10-pound plane as early as October to help them spot nets and other marine debris. The electric-powered craft will transmit digital video footage back to a research ship crew that will collect the nets that could entangle monk seals, green sea turtles and other wildlife. Officials also aim to prevent the nets from snagging on coral reefs in the monument. The plane may join an October marine debris removal voyage but it's more likely to participate in a March excursion since details still need to be worked out, said Rusty Brainard, chief of the NOAA Pacific Islands Fishery Science Center's coral reef ecosystem division. The Malolo — Hawaiian for flying fish — can carry a camera or other equipment on flights from a host ship. The foam core

Hey Hey Hey
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs your help in her contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! Even only if you drop only one comment then please rate the picture! All is greatly appreciated! Thank You!

Sailors Ramblings...
I have been in the navy for over 17yrs..and most of it, i wouldnt change at all with the time that i have done. our uniforms have always been distinctive if not a bit of fodder for gay jokes, but you could always tell a sailor in his uniform. there has been serious discussion over the last 2+ yrs or so about uniform changes. SERIOUS CHANGES! I have had the same style of unifoms with the exception of the working uniform. it was called dungarees. the pants were like blue jeans but not quite as cool. if you can imagine the back pockets on most jeans, we had 4 of them. 2 on the front and 2 on the back. over the right back pocket, our name had to be stenciled on the pants to facilitate returning of your pants back to your rack when laundry was passed out when we were out to sea. they were also true bell bottoms. the reason for this was, that if we ever had to abandon ship in the ocean, we could take our pants off over our boots, which you wanted to keep on when you entered the water inc

Sad
If only I could hear your voice one more time...guiding me through... my shining light.. maybe that would stop my tears... maybe if I could just see your face.. my heart would stop its grieving.. maybe if I could just let you know I love you..one more time... that would keep my mind at ease.. maybe if.. I had told you one more time how much you mean to me.. how much I look up to you..how scared I am going to be without you...you would haven't had left... maybe if.." I DIDNT WRITE THIS...FOUND IT THIS EVENING...ITS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL

Can You See It In My Eyes
Can You See It In My Eyes? You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? Confessing through this poem My dilemma summarized. The feeling's quite cathartic, But will lead to my demise.

I Love
I Love I love to see you smile And I love knowing that I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love to tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel I love wanting so badly to kiss you And I love the way you want to take things slow I love the fact that you still want to be my friend And I love that I want to be yours I love so many things about you But the most important thing is: I Love you!

Ready For Love
i came across this poem and i can not give it enuf praise.... i hope everyone will like it Ready For Love by Ruth Kephart Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin THANK YOU RUTH !!!!

Passion's Flame
Passion's Flames A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Love
"No One" I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel

My Minds Chatter
This geek chick realizes she really wants a special someone! :( I wants my squishy to keep me warm at night! (Yes, a Finding Nemo reference.) I guess I am just use to being single that it doesn’t really faze me anymore. Sure, there are the moments that I wish I had someone special to cling to, late nights when I wish I had the warmth of my loves arms to keep me safe through the darkest hours and their soft soothing voice telling me “everything is going to be alright”; on days when I feel that the world could just collapse below my feet. I have had my share of assholes. One that even left me both physically and emotionally scared. I can just never find the middle with any guy; an even balance. Of course you are want to spend time with the person you care about. Yet, you can’t spend 24/7 with them. There has to be room for your own interest and friends. It’s how you keep the spice in a relationship. I always end up with people that spend too much time with me or the on

A True Man!!
a TRUE man : • Grab her butt when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a she's all that matters to you. • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call yo

Hate To Ask But...
Hey all, if you have a sec to rate a few pictures, can you please visit my good friend... ßrøkëÅ§§M†ñ He had his original account hacked and is starting over, and I want to help him out the best I can... Even if you just take a moment to rate and/or fan his profile, I would greatly appreciate it. Please note: he didn't ask me to do this and he may yell at me for it, but I loves him as i do all my friends and i want to help him out ;) ~Sin (p.s. i don't do this for people that ask, so don't ask.)

As A Veteran
As a veteran, I write these words with the most heartfelt sorrow. I am very concerned with the state that this country is in. We are at war but not for the reasons most people would like to believe. Our troops are dying daily, but not for the reasons they signed up for. You see when I enlisted I took an oath to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC. Now you may ask why DOMESTIC is in caps, I'll get to that shortly. All members that serve in government take this oath, even the President. And yet the President has placed the biggest attack on the constitution that has ever been seen. This has taken place through the "Patriot Act" and as of 2006, the less popular "Military Commissions Act". These "laws" take away most of your freedoms and most people don't even realize it. You can look on youtube and find examples of people being arrested for reading the constitution. And yet most people would like to sit at home thinking that the goverm

The Easily Offended Need Not Apply..i Don't Wanna Hear No Bitchin About My Opinions Or Views...thanks
Ok so this is my first Fubar blog. I haven't blogged in a while on myspace. Probably because there is too much shit goin on with that community now its not funny. Have to worry about my page getting hacked or phished...Its bullshit. So I don't use that site very much anymore, I check it still everyday though. Anyway, a little about me for those of you that don't know me well, or at all... I'm a 27 yr old Happily involved woman, mother of one very gorgeous baby girl, born June 25th of this year. She is my world. And while my finace and I have our problems, we are for the most part happy, so I'm not looking for sex, cyber, extra relationships(I have enough to handle in the one I'm in)I'm not lookin to ruin what I have. I don't trust easily, those of you who do have my trust you know that it didn't come easily. I'm a very guarded person, I've been hurt and betrayed tremendously by friends and lovers and family alike. I've done my share of hurting as well. A lot of people

Ethel's Wheelchair
Subject: Ethel and her wheelchair Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, "ma'am." As Ethel neared the final cor

Hello Friend
HELLO FRIEND Friendship is like a precious flower Ready to bloom every hour. It may stop growing or keep on flowing But you'll still have it forever ! A Friend is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging Makes You Look Better And Always Close To Your Heart!!! Good Friends are Like Stars God Knew That We All Need Someone To Share Each Happy Day, To Be A Source Of Courage When Troubles Come Our Way. Someone To Be True To Us, Whether Near Or Far Apart. Someone Whose Love We'll Always Hold And Treasure In Our Hearts Have A Super Day Thank You For Being My Friend A WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 100 MEN BUT A REAL WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 1 MAN IN 100 WAYS!!!!!!!

Need Help Now!!
Won't YOU Join Us?? If we all pull together we can catch the current leader and win this contest!! Let's Roll Wicked Storm Crew!! Below is a link to a young lady who MzMic has asked us to help. Her contest ends tonight Monday at 9:00pm Eastern. Help her out if you can. him - wings of a b... Created and Posted by Lucretia~~ Luangel Hey Folks I need help with my contest now! I am getting slammed I have had 1st place all week pretty consistently, until last night, and another competitor is breaking bad. I have held them off thru the night, but I am now bombing by myself. I am asking all 284 people on my friends list to come comment just 10 times that would be 2,840 comments and if you rate me that would be an additional 1420 for a total of added com

Interpret This !
LOS ANGELES–With the nation still buzzing over his Feb. 21 Grammy Awards duet with Elton John, Eminem released a single Tuesday inspired by the performance. Among the song's lyrics: "I was at the Grammys and Elton John gave me a hug / So I got out my pliers and ripped his little dick off with a tug / Shoved it down the throats of Britney, then Christina A. / that's prolly the place it oughta stay" Sir John praised the song as "brave" and "coming from a very pure place." You think this is an appropriate thing for Eminem to be rapping about? Although my good friend,Jenny,23, cannot make sense of the dream she had Monday evening, its meaning is clear to everyone else who knows her. "I'm in this waiting room, and I'm screaming at this man dressed all in white who can't hear me," said Jenny. Oh yes, Jenny is dating and financially supporting a University of California medical student. "Then, we're at the vending machine, and every time I buy a candy bar, he grabs it. Wha

Ok- Nothing Has Worked So...
Here's the NEW deal with asking me to unlock or get into my family: YOU WILL be BLOCKED. That's it. No response from me, no reason given. You will simply lose access completely to my profile and pictures. if you send a mail, you will be blocked both by mail and your profile. so, unless you want to lose ALL of the pictures, i suggest you pay attention and STOP FUCKING ASKING. This goes into effect at 9am CST, 9/20. If you ask me in the next 20 minutes, i will simply curse you out til your ears bleed. Also, requests to rate pictures: if you want me to rate your shit, you better have rated more than my NSFW's... if you need help levelling, start rating shit that matters. take responsibility for your own damn points. if you do rate sfw's and you need help levelling, ask me by shouts. if i don't recognize your name by the people scrolling by my bar, you better come up with a damn good reason why i don't. keep in mind, i have minor insomnia so the excuse "i did it at 3am

Calling All Friends To Help Out Please
If anyone is bored and would like to help me out some, I would greatly appreciate it. Give ya some 11's for helping me. I need to reach 14500 comments before the 29th to win a VIP. Thanks for the help if you can......muah Also if you can help Silly win her contest that also ends on the 29th i would give you all some really good love. Lets help this wonderful lady win her contest. She is always right there whenever we download new pics or stash and rates them for us. She is such a sweetheart I want her to win. Please help if you can.....MUAHZ

Surgery
Hi every one . Just wanted to let all know im home from my gul-bladder surgery . Thankyou to all who wished me luck . Every thing went well with surgery and i should be feeling better in about a week or so .If im not on much , you know why . If you stop by to see me , i check my bar tab offten and will get back to you as soon as i can . Much love to my friends and fans . MWA !

Skin Tutorial
Layouts using this tutorial are very basic. This will change the background, the opaque to transparent and the font color. The values you need to change are the URL / FONT / COLOR / SIZE. For color either use web-safe colors or the hexadecimal value for a color. After choosing and putting in the URL, SIZE and COLOR choice, go here http://www.fubar.com/create_skin.php erase EVERYTHING that comes up when creating a skin and replace with this code. **DO THIS ACTION 2 TIMES. IT WILL NOT WORK OTHERWISE. YOU MUST GO BACK IN EDIT, SELECT ALL, PASTE, SAVE. To see an example of this code in action check this skin out... http://fubar.com/user.php?u=28962&preview_skin=438842 copy code below: body{background-image:url(URL)!important;background-attachment:fixed!important;background-repeat:repeat!important;} table,th,tr,td,p{background-color:transparent!important;background:transparent!important;color:COLOR!important;font-weight:bold;} body, tbody, table, th, tr, td, p,

Mass Delte Inbox Sent Emails
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip. Oh yah...get FUBAR'd. lol

Pisces
There's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo real -- Outgoing. -- Down to earth. -- Addictive. -- Attractive. -- Loud. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Not one to mess with. -- Rare to

Lookin For Help For A Hot Chick
Hey guys... beggin for help, also reposted a bulletin about this... Dess is a sweetheart and one of my lounge friends and i'd really appreciate if you could just click this picture real quick and RATE it... comments aren't necessary, it just takes rates, so two seconds of your time please!!! pretty please!!! show her some love for me since i can only rate her once, lol ~~Sin

~taurus~
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your serious mood is good in the workplace but can cause difficulty in romance. You place a high premium on personal and professional loyalty, so you're liable to feelings of betrayal and jealousy. Your reputation is stronger than ever and it should be easy for you to wow the right people without having to do much more than say a few words. Make sure everyone knows where you stand. It's a good day for dates, job interviews and any other situation that demands a lot from you. It's simple for you to read people and tell them what they want to hear, or spin the truth the right way.

Story Time
What is your sexual style? You scored as a Shy You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do. Shy 63% Hot 50% Exciting 50% Soft 25% Sweet 25% Wet 13% Awkward 6% Violent 0% I talk to her all the time. The more we talk,the more i think of her.I have many thoughts,many dreams. I want so badly just to hold her,cuddle her and kiss her. I think of her soft skin, the way she takes sharp breaths when i touch the top of her ample suculant breast. I softly kiss the sweet spot behind her ear on her neck whlie i make soft light circles on her sweet soft skin. i slowly trace her body up and down ever so lightly, all the way down to her sweet soft silk clad bottom. i want so bad to fell her heat but i want to make her so much hotter before i do. i softly touch her theigh, makeing small circles i start back up her body a little more toward the front now,tou

Funeral Today
ok so my father in laws furnal is today. im still having a hard time with it all. the annouced his cause of death yesterday. he slipped in to a diabetic coma while he was sleeping and stopped breathing. time of death was calculated at 4:30A.M. this is gonna be so hard. one of many reason is because my sons father will be there, and i am terrified what is gonna happen. i havent seen this man since my son was 18 months old. myson is now 5. so its gonna be hard. and if you know my sistuation with him, youll understand why i am scared to see him.

Sad Poem
Yeah I knew this day would come, the day we say goodbye. I knew you would tell me you found someone else. I knew you weren't mine. I knew I deserved more but I took what I could get. I blindly took a hold of you desperate to feel loved, wanted, and needed. I knew it wouldn't last, but I gave you everything my mind and body. I knew this wouldn't become any more than what it was, and what it was, was nothing. I knew that .I settled and I knew that. Yeah I knew this day would come, but I didn't’t know it would hurt so much.

The Mind
Always find it interesting when people ask me a question about me and when I answer them they say I am wrong. Take the jeans my sister bought me for xmas. Now they are nice jeans but when my mom asked what size my sister should get me I told her. So of course my mom tells here to get a different size cause she thinks I wear my clothes to big. So when I tried the jeans on they would not button up. So of course when I tell my mom that I do know what I am saying she makes me feel like the idiot and the asshole for it. Now I have been on this site for some time now. I have gotten use to seeing "bling me" messages from people. But today I got one that just made me laugh. I got an email from a "lady" on here saying that she would like to be my friend. Ok no big deal but then she goes on to explain that in order for us to be "friends" I needed to send her 100 credits so she can get some bling. Now I had to laugh cause 1 I have not sent anyone bling in a long time since I am out of work.2 "Sh

More Milk Please.......
Milk Milk is a symbol of leaning, knowledge, plenty, fertility and immortality. Milk as a symbol of immortality may be found in different cultures and literature, including India, Greek mythology, in Celtic writings, in Islam and Christianity. In his recordings, Ibn Omar wrote that Muhammad said "to dream of milk is to dream of learning or knowledge." Dreaming of milk is a very positive message from your unconscious. It may suggest that you are in need of the deepest and most fundamental type of nourishment and that it is available to you. You unconscious may be suggesting that it is time for you to grow and to learn and that it is possible for you to do that at the current time. The interpretation of dreaming about milk can also be looked at from a very different viewpoint. Milk can be a safe representation of semen and you may have unconscious (or conscious) desires for sexual relations. However, in my opinion is is unlikely that milk in dreams represents sexuality. Finally, milk

America Land Of The Free & Home Of The Brave
This bulletin serves as a reminder to those who have let this day in American History fade to a faint memory, for those who are laxed and think this will never happen again... Remember roughly 3000 people perrished this grim day..for what? Capitalism? Imperialism? Western Influence contaminating the Islamic Society? Whatever the reason, every American was affected that day.. I had the best day of my life September 10th 2001, gave birth to my son..as I lay in the hospital bed at 6:45am or so, just hit the morphine drip button, holding this lovely little life in my arms..and then on the television...America was under attack? WTF? I watched the 2nd plane hit live, the news broadcast went silent..and I looked down at this tiny baby and said "I am so fucking sorry for bringing you into this!" Called my husband, woke him up to the news..and then called my Aunt (the ultra-conservative) woke her up as well, and I could hear the terror in her voice and I told her they just hit the Pent

I Know Who You Are!
It took me a bit, but I finally realized who it is that has been messing with me...tee hee. Soo..after you read this you will no longer be able to get into my pics or anything cause you will be blocked!! Hee hee....kiss it for bugging me, and have a good life, jealous stupid head...GIGGLING

I Tried
Tried (so hard) Bone Thugs-n-Harmony ft. Akon [Krayzie] (talking) Bone thugs..Akon..Yea.. [Wish] You know nothin comes easy You gotta try real, real hard I tried hard..But i guess I gotta try harder {chrous} [akon] I tried so hard Can't seem to get away from misery Man I tried so hard I'll always be a victim of these streets It ain't my fault cuz I try to get away but trouble follows me and still I tried so hard Hoping one day you'll come and rescue me but Until then (bone thugs) I'll be postin up right here ain't sleat hail snow (hail snow) (akon) but until then (bone thugs) I'll be postin up right here wit my heat gettin low (gettin low) [Krayzie] First let me explain that im just a black man and i come from the darks *** so im havin a hard time stayin on track man My mind be racin and i dont even know what im chasin ive been in and out of relationships and im startin so see that its me with the complic

I'm A Bad Person
With recent events on my mind, it occurs to me, that I am truely a bad person. I'm not a very good friend, and I'm selfish. 2 weeks ago I had three friends that I cared about very much. I would have done anything in my power to see to it that they were happy, at least I thought so... recent events have proven me wrong on that point. One of these friends asked me for nothing more than friendship, human contact and compassion. I think I fulfilled most of that order, but for the things I was unable to do, I've lost that chance. And that is a regret that I will have to live with for the rest of my life. I learned something from it though and will never again deny anyone a basic need that I can provide. Another friend asked me for nothing more than honesty. This for those of you who know me, know was given without hesitation. Until my third friend asked me to withhold the truth. Isn't withholding of information the same as lying? I finally broke, when I realized the lies were ne

Opinions Are Like Assholes....
I got this in an email and checked it out on www.snopes.com personally myslef and find it to be factual. I am not usually into politics but I certainly do not want this person to be the president of my USA!! Feel free to comment, rip whatever.... Subject: FW: Who is Barack Obama? > Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:09:06 +0000 > > I don't like him, and would never recommend him for ANY office in our > government. I think he is a big fraud! > THIS DEFINITELY WARRANTS LOOKING INTO. THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED, "ONE > NATION UNDER GOD". ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT THE GOD OF THE KURAN. > > I checked this out on "_snopes.com_ (http://snopes.com/) ". It is factual. > Check for yourself. > > Who is Barack Obama? > > Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in > Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from > Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. > > Obama's parents met at the University of

My Link To My Neff U
Stud@ fubar wooohoooo im soooo happy the club will be open on halloween!!!!!! oct 31st its about time! see you there!!!! it will be in fallbrook and will be called The Brook from Fall deman carnival just got its liq. lic. and will be open to the public on oct 31st in upland ca it is located behind DOC AUDIO @ 305 central ave for tickets or vip list mail me at demancarnival@yahoo.com or demancarnival@myspace.com or demancarnival@youtube.com or lol musicbylostdog@yahoo.com or lmao musicbylostdog@myspace.com

Poems
you crawl your way in to my heart you lie your way in to my bed you crept your way past all my walls in the end i feel the same used and abused and full of shame do not lay a finger on me do not pretend to have loved me do not fake tenderness for my sake be as harsh in everthing that you are with me do not hide the hatred that you feel for yourself and place it on me i am done i do not want to play your games i do not want to play by your rules this is not a game i wish to play i am sorry too could not see the light the came from inside me i am sorry that you could not feel the love the i have traped in here with me i will shut the door now and forever more you wither and moan i will shed no tear i will feel not one shred of greif or regret for you have locked the door of your own fate and i will not open it again to you love sick puppy dog you see in my eyes love sick is right sick right down in my tummy i ache to be held and love the way i see others i ache to

Daddys Little Girl
yet again i see that nothing can seeem to go the way it should old nightmears seem to come to life even without me having to pay attention to it you know what i mean ....you come you go and that is how things go i said it once tonight already i must have a sign on my fucking head that says " use and abuse" cuse it seems that everytime i turn around people are asking for for help or to fix something or to be a shoulder to cry on and the one time in my life that i lose all pride and i ask for help cuse shit has just gotten too much somedays i get shit on yeah i get some help but the costs of the help are gonna rip me apart , you want my money fine it all goes to bills what is left you can fucking have you want my shit like my dvds and my computer and my phone and my cable tv and my internet and all the other shit you use from me fine take it least i can do for you helping me ,,,, what i do ask that if you say you're gonna do something then you better damn well do it you know what i mea

Facts About The Great Seal
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/greatseal/ (cut and paste link to see pics) More on the Great Seal Many companies use the pyramid within their logos. James Walker, a 32º Mason, shares some facts with us about the above symbols: 13 leaves in the olive branch 13 bars and stripes in the shield 13 arrows in the right claw 13 letters in the "E Pluribus Unum" on the ribbon 13 stars in the green crest above 32 long feathers on its right wing representing the 32º in Freemasonry 13 granite stones in the Pyramid. (The 13 layers represent the 13 Illuminati bloodlines) 13 letters in Annuit Coeptis It should also be noted that the Eagle has 32 feathers right wing, but 33 in its left wing. The 32 feathers representing the number of ordinary degrees of the Scottish Rite, and the 33 feathers representing the 33º of Freemasonry. The tail feathers number 9, the number of degrees in the York Rite. The eagle itself is a prominent icon of Masonry, being used e

Nfl Football
I am having are really hard time accepting the death of my dad. I am not sure if I ever will. I am trying to be strong for my mom because I know that is what my dad would want but, with each passing day it becomes harder and harder for me. Everything reminds me of him, the trees, the sound of the outdoors, my home, his home. I never thought something could be so rough. I am thinking of seeking some counciling because I really do not think I can do this alone. I have to make myself eat, sleep, work or even a fake smile. I have lost interest in a lot of things that I use to enjoy doing. I could care less if I even get out of bed. I try to just do things and pretend I'm not thinking about it but, honestly every moment of every day I am. I have always been close to my dad, he was my hunting partner, my friend and I just don't know how I am suppose to ever move on. To be honest at this point and time I don't really even want too. These last 2 weeks have went slower than any other ti

What Each Kiss Means.....
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Secure Flight
The Nightmare of DHS´s *Secure Flight* by Blue Patriot Woman Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 10:34:23 AM PDT http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/9/17/9846/64393 Buried in the September 5 issue of the Federal Register, was a notice that this Thursday, September 20, the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) will hold public hearings on their ¨Secure Flight Plan.¨ http://dmses.dot.gov/docimages/p102/484384.pdf Come with me into a nightmare world where American citizens will have to obtain permission from the government before they can travel by air in the U.S. Your government (meaning the Department of Homeland Security) is up to no good. Beginning in February 2008, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) will implement their ¨Advance Passenger Information System (APIS),¨ the gist of which is that you will need permission from the United States Government to travel on any air or sea vessel that goes to, from or through the U.S. The travel companies will not be able to iss

The Nwo Is Back!!!!
The Following Announcements Paid For By THE NEW WORLD ORDER We would like to Welcome you BACK toThe nWo Lounge W/ Live Stream From Adrenaline Music RadioSo here We are...SAME Name SAME LoungeSAME Familyand some NEW faces... So with the Hottest Djs rawkin' what YOU wanna hearthe Greatest ppl you may ever meetand the Best SOCIAL atmosphere on Fubarthis is the one Lounge you MUST check out!!! *(Just click the link below to enter The nWo Lounge)* Yeah We were gone for a minutes now W're back w/ a NEW jump offTrust and Believe that when YOU'RE nWo...YOU're nWo 4-LIFE!!! The nWo Lounge Owner:Hollywood-nWo-FNL-Adrenaline Radio@ fubarBulletin Created by:~♥ღJÃÐ£ღ♥~nWo~Ä£åzïå's lil' Cyclone~@ fubar

Thanks Everyone
Thanks to all my wonderful friends who helped out aonther friend of mine. With all of youor efforts mel won the contest she was in. Special thanks to Cheekysue, Sillyazz, Sassy, Goddess, Elle, Rebel, and Jen. If i forgot anybody just give me as shout and let me know. I have the best friends there is.

Mumms Being Deleted
Hi all u fubarians!!! I had a MUMM deleted this morning due to unknown causes. I was basically wanting opinions on the whole 9/11 attacks ...weather they were Really what they appeard to be or weather it was a government Conspiracy. I wanted others insight so i can Make Up My Mind. I read the blog rules on MUMMS and found that i didn't violate any rules so i preceeded to seek out a formal answer as to why it was deleted by way of contacting scrapper. I was very polite about the whole ordeal and all i got from him was, and i quote "read my blog". I wrote him another messege and am still waiting to hear back from him. I really have a hard time believing that he even read my MUMM or considered weather it was absolutely necessary to delete. I feel that I was not taken seriously and there is a problem here that needs fixing. I understand that the guy may be kinda busy since he is the "only" one that deals with them, but I see no reason for us to suffer because he dont wanna take the time t

Ya Need To Check It Out
Hello, Pretty Lady! THIS IS A TOAST ... TO US ... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US! You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If you fail to forward this, you'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty. SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES , INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!! A Simple Touch A Stroke of genius, A thought of a touch; An idea of the body, Your mind wants so much. To have a person, Embrace your soul; To hear my fingers, Completely take control. Stroking kissing, Caressing, Obsessing; Just using my eyes, To start you undressing. As our minds indulge, In a special communication; That provides our thoughts, The deepest of sensations! Deeper and deeper, My penetration flows; Harder an

New!
Hey, I'm new to this site and just trying to figure it out. I've been a member for a while but I've never really paid attention. So here I am, wish me luck cause I'm so lost! HAHA check out the new pictures and if any of you have any helpful tips I sure need them.

The Mist (poetry)
The mist covered the Landscape with a thin Veil obscure of visual Surroundings, stark Hiding the unknown Dark shadows that Lurk in the shadows Ever waiting,quiet Yet alert with Watchful eyes Crawling on its belly Along the long And narrow crevice Unseen leaving no Imprint upon the earth Hunger has brought Him here seeking To quench his thirst A desire for blood To taste and consume To many days The gaunt body Has searched For food For fulfillment His prey drinking From the rippled Water beside the Craggy rocks Shivering in fear The scent has Caught it unaware Knowledge that it Is hiding beneath The blue mist In that moment Of reality And no where To run, the time Had finally come As the beast devoured His weaker quarry Sated and complete He blended into the Landscape once again Copyright@chi_shanay2007

Support Our Troops!!!
Was the night before Christmas Was the night before Christmas in a far distant land Not a creature was stirring not even the sand The soldiers were all nestled upon the floor Just settling down after another long day of war When up in the sky, there rose such a clatter The sirens rang out and everyone rose to see what was the matter The guns started blasting, the bombs started booming Everyone screaming instructions on who they were pursuing It was the insurgents again, they did not care whom they killed Women, men and children left dead in the field Our soldiers they weep our soldiers they die But Americans here have not a tear in their eye For you see our government, our president, and our states Think that having God in our society is just a waste We take for granted every day The things our forefathers gave us along the way No more Christmas there will be For our society has taken away Christ from us all So now no man shall ever be truly free. Our soldiers have

In Loving Memory Christy Mckendall
MY SISTER,MY FRIEND,MY HERO One more year has passed on by, Don't look back Keep your head held high For you're missing the most valuable moments, You see... When you are looking down toward your feet. Walk, if you run, you'll find yourself wondering Why or When What never failed to smile down at you, Somehow, forgot to grin. We somehow took for granted then, The special times we shared- Smiles, smells of home, were there Whenever we got scared. I ran to and from that place, Yet, never saw that smile. I look up now, no place to run, And it's been here all the while. I realize late, the things that time Can't allow us to hold for long. The youngest, the oldest, and all in between Can't return, once time has gone- Take time, hold the moments, in time they slip away, Words one heart fought, with a smile to say. This year will pass, as the years before, Smile at the life, that you most adore. When time comes and you "forget" to grin, too... Those who remember yo

Callin All
I need all GRD BOMBSQUAD you are needed at this contest at all times! SO BE THERE! This girl needs our help on this contest! 100,000 commets giveaway! and its her first contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! She has been good to us now lets return the love!

Basket Momma
I was just thinking the other day while I was on my route how my life had been dealt. When I was younger I had a special friend whom I really thought I would get to grow up with and share special times in our lives throughout school. Well I got some special times but she had to move away and go through a lot of stuff without me. Well many years later that special friend returned to my life and shared a lot of special moments with me and even changed my life for the better. I got a divorce from someone who was abusing me and she helped me see the dangers and stuff that I was too close to, to see... My life now will continue to change and I will be able to find myself again though I have changed and so did she I still see my best friend and soul mate for who she was back then and who she is today. For if it wasnt for her and her family I would probably be dead right now. So I thank her and praise her for the things she has done for me and my children. All I had to say was that I

Questions With No Answers
Questions without answers 1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? 6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? 8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? 9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would t

Natural Highs
Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Acciden

Lmao!!
My Morning I rear ended a car this morning... I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started...

Spanish Class
*A** ** SPANISH ** **Teacher** **was explaining to her * *Class** **that in Spanish, unlike English,* *nouns are designated as either* *masculine or feminine.** ** **"House"** **for instance,* *is feminine:** **"la casa."** ** **"Pencil,"** **however,* *is masculine:** **"el lapiz.."** ** **A student asked,* *"What gender is 'computer'?"** ** **Instead of giving the answer,* *the teacher split the class into two groups,* *male and female,and asked th em to decide* *for themselves whether"computer" * *should be** **a masculine or a feminine noun.** ** **Each group was asked** **to give four reasons* *for its recommendation.** ** **The men's group decided that* *"computer"* *should definitely be* *of the feminine gender** **("la comp utadora"),* *because:* *1. No one but their creator* *understands their internal logic;** ** **2. The native language* *they use to communicate* *with other computers is* *incomprehensible to everyone else;** ** **3. Even

Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expen

Music
The new CD by Korn is pretty good, but as usual I'm confused......I can't figure out if it is self-titled or if it's titled "Untitled". The new CD by Linkin Park "Minutes to Midnight" is a mellow one. With the 3rd track "Leave out all the rest" pretty much setting the tone for other songs as well. "I bleed it out" is the reason I bought it, and I gotta say I'm happy with it, when I'm in a writting mood.....lol I heard on XM yesterday that Nine Inch Nails has released thier new cd "The Slip" as a free download fron thier website. If you are interested check it out. http://www.nin.com/ Tell me what you think of it. Metallica fans can sigh in relief for a while. The new album "Death Magnetic" has been released. No more crap like the shit that came from the last album. This time the four horsemen have returned with much heavier and faster riffs. The track "All nightmare long" is one of my favs on the cd, but damn near all of them have a much better "METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!"

Best Ink Contest
PLEASE RATE MY PIC HERE AND COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS U CAN OR FEEL LIKE PLEASE? HELP ME WIN MY VERY FIRST CONTEST So like it's 2189 to 409 and yes i am the under dogg well come see me anytime... SO BOMBS AWAY... So like it's 3120 to 724 and yes i am the under dogg well come see me anytime... SO BOMBS AWAY...

Robert Frost
Nothing Gold Can Stay Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day Nothing gold can stay. Robert Frost Fire and Ice Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Robert Frost

What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"!

Just When You Thought You Knew Me..
Okay so I didnt think I could get any crazier but I was wrong. I had my first threesome the other night. And the couple wants me to be apart of there lives. Never thought I could do that but it was actually fun:)

My Birthday Wish
I would love to be a Henchmen by September 27th.. When I asked for this I still needed 570k to level and I am wishing that all my friends help me get there. As of now I need a hair over 500k. Please I know I could do it I just need everyones help. As always I will return all rates as quickly as I can. ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar I would love to be a Henchmen by September 27th.. That is exactly one week to do it. I still need 570k to level and I am wishing that all my friends help me get there. As always I will return all rates as quickly as I can. ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar ♥Hugs and Kisses♥

Jokes
Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Christmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for

Facts
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where

I Dunno
12 days till my birthday...i so feel like im getting old...and i have signed up for my first contest...best cleavage...see earlier blogs...its starts the 26th...im gonna need some mad fu love peeps....lol... MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...MEN FUCKING SUCK WELL...MOST EVERY THING HAS FALLEN APART THIS MONTH IM SUCH A FREAKING MESS...AS EVERY ONE KNOWS...IV BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SARAH....SHE WAS SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL A FEW WEEKS AGO...IS IN THE OFFICE ALL THE TIME...AND GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YR...SO ...I TOOK HER TO SOUTHWESTERN AND THEY FINALLY ADMITTED HER TO THE BEHAVER PLACE OUT THERE...I SPENT THE WHOLE DAMNED DAY OUT THERE ...IM TIRED....HOPEFULLY THIS HELPS....I SO DONT WANT HER TO TURN INTO A DRUG HEAD AND TURN OUT TO BE SOME CRAZY WACKED OUT PERSON....I CRIED WHEN I LEFT HER...SHE WAS CRYING..BUT I THINK THIS IS THE BEST THING FOR HER.... AND....IM SINGLE AGAIN...FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I LISTENED TO MY GUT INSTINCT...AND JUST ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG.

Animals...
A Man and His Dog : "Watch out! You nearly broad-sided that car!" My father yelled at me. "Can't you do anything right?" Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle. "I saw the car, Dad. Please don't yell at me when I'm driving." My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt. Dad glared at me, then turned away and settled back. At home I left Dad in front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts. Dark, heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble of distant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do about him? Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington and Oregon. He had enjoyed being outdoors and had reveled in pitting his strength against the forces of nature. He had entered grueling lumberjack competitions, and had placed often. The shelv

Excerpt From "the Highlanders" By: Catriona And Mairi Mackay
I can't sleep so I decided to put this up here.This is a book that my aunt and I wrote. We have tried several times to get it published, but we were screwed over once by a literary agency....and that kinda put things in a damper. I should send it out to literary agencies again, but it still needs work even though it's finished. The time era is the early 1700's. Excerpt from "THE HIGHLANDERS" By: Catriona & Mairi MacKay Copywritten 2002 Dedication- To Those who didn't believe The coach pulled to a stop before CrestHaven, a footman rushed to open the coach door when down stepped Lord David Mitchell, who turned to help his wife alight from the coach! They walked up the steps, where the door opened and they were greeted by Alan. “Welcome home to CrestHaven M’lord! I trust your sojourn in France was Pleasant?” he asked smiling. David and his wife Clarice smiled at him, “It was verra pleasant Alan, a much needed break from all the fussing, and trouble

Come In Have Fun
come on into the best 80's lounge and hear the best of the 80's music and have a good time bring your friends the more people the more fun COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS 1Club.FM : 80s Dance Hits

For My Kage
IF , I had One Wish , It would be in Your Arms.It would be to Hold You , And to take all Your worries and all Your fears away.If I could , I would Protect You , Stand By You .If I could , I would Hold You and tell you All will Be Fine. If I could , I would tell , You that You Are All That matters to Me , and I'm Not Ever leavin Your Side. And We are going to be As One Forever , As We said Today And in Our Lounge . You are My Soul,Mind , Heart , My Everything. You hurt , I hurt , you have alot on your mind , And I feel all that You feel , I so Do every Ounce Of My Being , every breath , Itake , I feel You. God , I so Feel You Touchin me , Breathin on me , Lookin at me . Holdin me , Hearin Your voice, Sayin My babyDoll. Wrote By Cherie Aka Witchesbrew Sept 20 , 07

Need Alot Of Help
HI ALL MY FRIENDS AND NEWBIES I NEED UR HELP AND UR FRIENDS HELP IN TRYING TO LEVEL UP I STILL HAVE ALONG WAYS TO GO AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE COULD COME TO MY PAGE AND TAKE TIME TO RATE MY PICS AND MY STASH AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND FAN IF IM NOT ALREADY I AM ALWAYS WILLIN TO HELP MY FRIENDS AND THEIRS FRIENDS WHEN THEY NEED IT AND NOW ALL I WANT IS SOME HELP IN LEVELING I KNOW IT MAYBE TO MUCH TO ASK BUT I NEED HELP AND I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE I BEGGIN ANYONE CAUSE IM NOT SO IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND MINE AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP I WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT TO READ THIS AND IF U CAN HELP ME BY RATIN MY STUFF AND HAVIN UR FRIENDS DO IT TOO THANKS BOOBOOKITTY07

Unlocked
The albums that were previously unlocked have all been opened again. if you ask to see the others, you will be blocked. there should be more than enough there for you to get your rocks off, do NOT bug me for more. the ones still locked are family only for a reason, some different reasons, whatever the reason, it's my decision so again, don't ask. take care and enjoy Sin oh and PLEASE for gods sake rate the SFW's... if you don't, i'll start locking shit again.

Stop This!
STOP CHILD ABUSE (repost of original by 'Mountain Lady{rate me fan me before sending request}' on '2007-08-20 18:48:07') (repost of original by 'Everyones Angel '{ IF YOUR GONNA CHECK ME OUT RATE MY PROFILE}' on '2007-08-20 18:57:42') (repost of original by 'stefan58 . IN MEMORIE OF DJ. ISIS' on '2007-08-20 19:08:17') (repost of original by 'Mountain Lady{rate me fan me before sending request}' on '2007-08-20 19:16:55') (repost of original by 'johnniesgrl_34' on '2007-08-20 20:12:28') (repost of original by '~Schele Belle ~Naughty and Nice Crew~~C&T Stash Club~~(Must fan me and have a salute pic to be added' on '2007-08-20 20:33:06') (repost of original by 'Everyones Angel '{ IF YOUR GONNA CHECK ME OUT RATE MY PROFILE}' on '2007-08-20 20:35:29') (repost of original by '*~* Sharon *~*PROUD MEMBER OF SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB Plz sign the guestbook' on '2007-08-20 22:10:45') (repost of original by '~Lill~(Promo Biatch for www.Surge.fm)' on '2007-08-20 22:3

You
You Current mood: depressed I never tell you the feelings that I keep hidden deep down inside, Inside I'm never happy not one day passes I havent cried, I hide myself from you so that you can never see, That deep inside I'm dying never to be free, I hope you never judge me if you ever get a peek, Of the secrets that I've kept hidden that sometimes make me week, At moments I have wondered why I even try to carry on, At moments I have pictured how much better it would be if I was gone, But the moments that I'm with you I forget the pain I feel, And for those precious few moments I remember love is real, Though you may never believe me the words I said are true, Ever if were are only friends forever I will still be in love with you.

Comment Contest
This is my friend Tiny. Shes in her first ever VIP comment contest. Help me out by throwing her some love, and Ill throw you some 11s! :) I want my friend to win this! So bomb her for me! She just needs a little push! Click the pic!

Score
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-

Good Job For A First
This Is My 1st Official Pimpout For My Friends!!! Its Gonna Be BIG So.....Be Ready!!! Wanted To Introduce Myself,I'm SweetPeach2003 And If U Dont Know Me Then Get To Know Me Cuz Im Sweet As Can Be!! *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL ASSISTANT*GIT-R-DONE FAM* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*Come&Get A Taste@ fubar This Is Going Out To All My Friends Who Are Always There For Me No Matter What And Show Me Madd Love...I'm Showing You All How Much I Care! ßJEEZY۞NeaNeas Everything۞MsDallas' Personal Dancer@ fubar ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1 AND ONLY۞@ fubar BlueDemon Ellie's FuHubby(King Of PhotoShop)@ fubar Jimmy B@ fubar I've Been A Bad Boy!!@ fubar $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Bishop@ fubar mrmarykay fubar hubby to sexisam

Smiley's Playhouse
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS....INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~ Slug July 10 - 15 ~ Ass July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite August 01 - 15 ~ Ape August 16 - 25 ~ Slug August 26 - 31 ~

Brits
Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does. If you are a member already and still want to be on the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ... MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ... di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the mem

Darkk_angel's Place
Steven Quarterbacking again Blount High School.. They won the game at 21-9 record 4-0.. I ENTERED MY FIRST POEM TODAY AT PEOTRY.COM..PLEASE GO VOTE FOR ME.. YES I AM A LIBRA: The Lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... the most

Ladies Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To ta

Why???????????
Why u woried bout my size??? U look me up and down with ur hateing eye's. does it make u feel better when u make us cry. So many bigger things than me,like cancer and our boy's over sea's like the day the tower's came down and katrina blew into town. i use my size to handle my pain all the thing's i carry in my brain memorys and the flash backs that wont let me be I carry my burden on my bones trapped in my self always alone Food has never told me good bye Food has never made me cry So, , u dont like me. U give me your look, reading the cover never opening the book. Why do some people get so much shit thrown at them ??? I take 1 step forward and 10 steps back. I try to teach my kids to be strong and never give up, but sometimes i just feel like laying down and being numb..... Just tired of the battle knowing the war will never end

Poem To Mom
Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control

Long Over Due
Let me start by saying that the past few days have brought about some rather surprising events. Some that I am really happy with. I have realized that in the past I have let someone else influence my actions towards others based on how that someone felt about them. And I have realized that friends are so much nicer to have than enemies. I would like to take this opportunity to offer a public apology from me to the GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY. I cannot offer an apology from the entire Patriotic Family. Only myself. I do not expect everyone in the GIT-R-DONE Family to be able to forgive and forget but I will admit when I am wrong. And I was wrong. Thank you Hitman6 and BigDawg69 for taking the time to listen and giving me the opportunity to try to right some of the wrongs done by me. It really means a lot. GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY YOU ROCK!!!! ‡±Freedom Isnt Free ±‡@ fubar

Thinking Out Loud
How could life get any better? That is the question I ask myself this morning, I have a great son a wonderful husband that has shown me how much he cares for me in the past couple days. A great job that is slow at the moment but still a good one. Noone could come in and mess up my marriage or happy home even if they wanted to but I am not worried any longer just living one day at a time and being proud to have a husband as wonderful as mine who loves and cares for me and I know now that nothing will ever change that.

Morning Everyone!!
Well its Tuesday and Imagine Fubar still being Fubared! LOL Just wanted to wish everyone a special Day this morning...may you be in the arms of an Angel..:) Hugs and Kisses imikimi - Customize Your World Morning to all! Woo Hoo its Friday! Yay!! Just want to wish everyone a good morning and day...and to tell you all thanks for all the love you give...If I haven't returned it like you want please send me a letter..I will try asap to get to you...with that being said.... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

Lame Ass People
Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: please dont send me mass messages its really annoyin adam: hold on! ill delete ur lame ass in a minute! everybody else thinks its funny! adam: Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: dude it makes my comp lag adam: aaqight i found it! im

Since I Can't Mumm...lol
I just jumped out of the shower and I was wondering. Has anyone ever been given a bath? I mean has anyone ever sat down while you were in the tub and washed you down? Or the shower for that matter. I think its one of the sexiest things I can do for a man, if I had one..LOL Just wondering..:)

Poem For Drew
Although I've gone through Heaven's gate I still walk right beside you You cannot physically see or hear me I still walk right beside you When your heart is broken and torn apart I still walk right beside you When burdens seem too much to bare I still walk right beside you When the clouds are dark and the days seem long I still walk right beside you When you have that perfect day With millions of smiles no tears no way Just remeber these simple words Because I am right beside you Love MOM

Big Big Thank You!
Wicked Storm Crew RULZ!!!!!! Thank you all for your help!! We did it!! Held them off for 6 hours! We finished with over 7500 comments!! WOW!!!Smooches!to all!! I am gonna take the VIP and give it to my Baby Baby for a FU Wedding gift! So Ozzfanatic2 will be blue at least for a bit! I love my Crew, you are all the Best! Wicked Storm Crew = Family!! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~ Thank You All!! ~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ Special Thank You's to BuckeyeCowboy (don't think its over, she's still mine. lol). SunSetBeauty, girl your awesome! I'd like to thank Will for holding a fair and fun Contest! I am sure I am forgetting people just know that I thank you all from the bottom of my Heart! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~

Morning!
ok guys by the time this gets posted, i'll be in bed, so pleeeease don't respond in shouts lol... i just wanted to say good morning to everyone, since usually i'm around to do so... i didn't sleep at all last night and its almost 10 am so it's time for me to get some rest ;) all of the albums that were previously viewable are unlocked as promised... please continue to rate the safe for work ones as well though so i don't have to lock them all up again... i'm an exhibitionist, i hate locking that shit up ;) i'll probably be back shortly, tyr doesn't let me sleep all day, lol if you guys have time, please check for things to rate ;) and hopefully when i actually wake up, i'll go take a shower and make new pretty things for you to look at :) BTW, for those that think "she must be busy" ... if my status says afk, i'm not there, if it doesn't say that, PLEASE feel free to say hi, i may be slow to answer but i promise i do answer... i only answer mails if there's a q

Stories From The Night Exhange
I've been thinking about writing a book for a long time. But what to write?? I've always heard "Write what you know" well..this is what I know. :) Once upon a time I had a group of friends that make the Sex in The City woman look like prudes. LMAO, which wasn't a bad thing. They were fun and they opened my eyes to a WHOLE new world.. Now, will these stories be true??..maybe :) names will be changed but that's about it I will introduce the characters soon. Well it's been awhile since I posted the "Night Exchange" but finally I am getting around to it :) (and I apologize in advance I don't always do spell check or grammar check. lol I write as fast as I think. So please...forgive my spelling etc....) I don't think this entry is NSFW but I'll mark it as such. Just in case Firstly, I will be introducing my friends to everyone. Keep in mind, I will not/cannot add actual pictures or names of my old friends. So I have found celebrities that I believe truly represent them :)

Need Leveled
ginjabee@ fubar this is my lil sister she will return the luv lets help her level CLICK ON POIC AND BOMB HIS PIC HE NEEDS HELP PLEASE TO ALL MY FRIEND HE A GREAT GUY he behind all we need to bomb this pic below and dont forget to rate it thanks http://fubar.com/blog/129061/530545

Cleaning Time!
Well people I have cut my friends list in half and im not done yet. I would like to thank some special friends that got me over the hump, FACE DOWN ASS UP AND MILLION DOLLAR BABY!! THANK YOU LADYS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME!!. As for the rest of you like I said im not done just yet! Well I just had a very stressfull day and I reached out for some love and no one came. So I went thru my friends list and if you were online when I posted my status and didnt come I have deleted you. I HAVE OVER THREE HUNDRED AND SOME FRIENDS AND FOR THE LAST 3 COUNT THEM 1,2,3 DAYS I'VE NEEDED LESS THAN 500 POINTS TO LEVEL UP! WELL IM GOING THRU THIS LIST OF MINE AND IM GETTING RID OF MOST OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT EVEN LOOKED AT THE NEW PICS I POSTED OR EVEN JUST SAID HI. SO IT WAS FUN AND MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN SOMETIME.

Interracial Dating
I'm interested in going outside my comfort zone and date outside my race. I've been thinking about it for awhile and now I want to find the right guy. Someone between the ages of 22-32, into black bbws, fun to be around, down to earth, great sense of humor. I would prefer someone in the Charlotte, NC area. So if your interested let me know.

“add As Friend”
I am sponsoring a Happy Hour this evening at 8:00P PST. Stop by for a drink and leave me some New Year Cheer. First off let me tell you that I generally do not give a fuck if someone adds me or not. However, when someone makes a fucking game out of trying to string me along trying to entice me to beg for “addition” to their inner sanctum, I say FUCK YOU!! Now let me tell you what happened. While I was rating pictures on one a friend’s profile, I spotted someone that I wanted to check out. I read their profile, viewed their pictures, rated all the pictures, rated the person, fanned them, and then requested to be added as a friend. I have done this hundreds of times, some add and others do not, no big deal. However, this person sent a shout to me that said, “give me one good reason and i will accept you”. I replied in my best ogreish, “I be da bestest Ogre yuse 'ill ever know”, which got the reply, “that is grounds for denial”. Oh well, such a loss I return

My Bitches And Ravings
Well, I felt it yesterday, my throat was swollen and very sore, and my eyes were hurting and watering, my nose running. Its official, I'm getting sick for the first time this year. It sucks cuz with my finace working, I'm taking care of the baby full time now. And I'm fine with that, I just don't want her to get sick. Goddess knows that if she starts to get sick like I used to get sick, I'm in some deep trouble. I know how painful that shit is, and I will fight tooth and nail to make sure that my babygirl don't have to go thru the same things I did, for as long as I did. If it has to be done, her tonsils will be removed as soon as possible. Anyway, I just wanted to bitch for a few. Hopefully I"ll start feeling better soon.

Test
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." this is a test of the emergency blog system sorry people A drunk guy is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom lady a few seats down I'd estimate a 44DD bra. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mu

Fu-bombers
We are too far behind on Kaes contest. This contest takes top priority today. I hope you all understand how important this is. When we are behind in a contest, we do not vote on Mumms, upload pictures, or update our stash. We also do not bomb giveaways when a family member is in a contest that has a deadline. The contest with the deadline always is the priority. We bomb our hardest to help that family member get in to the lead. I need all Fu-bombers to bomb Kae today and use all their comments. If you have any questions, see a family manager. Tiggerbear2007 Family Manager This morning when bombing I happened to see Anna's status in my bar tab say that she was going to the ER. I asked her if she was o.k. She told me that she was fine but her 8 month old granddaughter had stopped breathing. She asked me if I could post something asking for the family to pray for her granddaughter. I told her I would right away. Her granddaughters name is Lilliann. Please take a m

Help A Friend Level
hey all please do me a favor and show ur love to one of my best friends on fu.... he needs help leveling off .... and he will be more than happy to return the love.... thanks mrniceguy01@ fubar my friend really needs ur help hes trying for a VIP and is falling behind could u be kind enough to help him out he will gladly return the love Fonzi@ fubar please help him out

Benefit
We need bands to play a benfit in Adams at the Legion to Join Network and Vanburen Sludge helping to raise money for Tim and Rhonda Newton who after a motorcycle accident on sept 1st on a funraiser poker run for Hospice remain hospitalized and needing several surgeries to improve their quality of living. If anyone has any contact info. for a band in the area please contact me at 232-3299 or email m at Blooize1@yahoo.com. If you have a band and would like to participate it will be most appreciated!! Thanks.....Erin

Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectl

Just Trampin'
I just got off the phone with the court in Albuquerque and after talking for what seemed like forever I told them that since I wass gonna have to go to jail that they would have to just come and get my ass. But they said that they wouldnt spend that kinda money on me lol! So i told them that I'd be there sometime close to Christmas. At least this way I know I'll get an early x-mas kick out lol!! fuck them assholes Well today stared out to be a pretty good day, I played poker all morning. Didnt win anything but I didnt lose anything either, so that was good. I also got to make a few new friends here on this site..another good thing. Then I got this fucked up email from an old friend of mine from Albuquerque who I hadnt seen or heard from in forever. Dude says that he looked me up on the fuckin net and the fucker found me lol. anyways he sent me a copy of this letter he got in the mail tht was addressed to me from the dept. of public safety. Well turns out that they've went and put

For The Ladies :p
Hey guys, i've gotten quite a few comments on my pic If anyone wants one made up just send me the pic (or a link to it) that you want used and i'll make one up for you ;) make it obvious! they're locked for a reason! ;) Love, Sin

Wedding Bells Are In The Air
Hello my friends, fans, and family. Sunday at 7 PM EST me and Just Shizzle will be getting a true fubar wedding. Everyone is invited and bring some friends if you want to. Hope to see all there.:D This is the link to the lounge and please repost: http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370 Everyone is invited. Come join us. :D Come join us in the wedding lounge for me and just shizzle's fu-wedding. :D http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370

Center Of The Bible....
Center of the Bible The pictures are awesome.... but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before

Maybe There Is A God.....
sorry i havent ben on too much but family matters has taken precedence it has been the hardest time of my life for a long time recently when i got the phone call to say my brother had been in a serious accident i felt like my world had collapsed now - less than 2 weeks later he may be coming home the transition is unbelievable i've lost track of the times my emotions have got the better of me and i have just cried and cried and now for something completely amazing..... he will come away from this with a broken foot and some cuts and bruises the boy is such a fighter i tip my hat to him in total admiration at his determination to recover my little brother ! he's still the luckiest bastard i know........

Observation
Last night when I got to work I went into the team dining room and was sitting drinking my coffee, I happened to look around the room and to my surprise there sat Aaron Tippin, Joe Diffie and Mark Chestnutt at a booth eating the same crap they feed us for lunch and dinner, LOL. I absolutely couldn't believe how down to earth these guys were. I mean hell Aaron was discussing his high cholesterol with them as he ate some cereal and drank a Heineken. So it's nice to know these guys are real just like the rest of us. As the headliners for the concert at the casino they could have eaten in the 4 star restaurant privately with their own chef. I actually intend to go over and say Hi tonight if they are in there again, as I know know we can approach them. Would have loved to get all their autographs. Have a great weekend. I'm off to work! YAY it's my Friday. I've had my crush on the same guy now for awhile and he doesn't even get on his fubar account anymore. Anyone wanna