I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red,orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look
and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that
I would not choke on his response; knowing he would
have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."
