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About Me
America Needs A Leader Like This! Prime Minister John Howard - Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.' 'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom' 'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn t

I Guess Im The Only One Posting For The Lounge
ALL MIGHT THINK THIS IS BEING BITCHY WELL , IT IS IM THE ONLY ONE POSTING FOR THE LOUNGE I CAN CARELESS ABOUT WHO IS NAUGHTY , OR KISS ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEMBER HELP THING , I SEE IT IS NOT , SO, YES IM PISSED AND BEEN THE ONLY ONE EDITING AND POSTING , SINCE SOME RATHER POST THE SHIT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT , I CREATED THE LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS , AND I WILL POST THE BULLITENS MYSELF SINCE NO ONES READS STATUS TY. AND IM IM BEING A BITCH AND AND THE REAL BREW IS BACK HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW . ALL OF YOUS HAVE A GREAT NIGHT CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW OWNER OF DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES

Bar Tab
Is there a way to turn off what comments and mumms our friends do --- while at the same time, still being able to see when they update stash and pics to go rate? ALSO ---- Is there a way, to turn off showing the comments and mumms I do without turning off when I update my stash and photos? http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1837443810 I'm thinking of throwing a contest to give away a million dollars in fu bucks. Picture comments count as votes & the most comments wins. It will run for 10 days , and as soon as I can get 10 contestants . So yall contact me and let me know and lets have some fun. * lisasweet *@ fubar (repost of original by '* lisasweet *' on '2008-01-03 10:20:00') (repost of original by '~PASSY~-"Wifey To My Sweetheart Joe"' on '2008-01-03 10:29:03') (repost of original by '* lisasweet *' on '2008-01-03 11:28:30')

Monday Night!!!
its so great i get a 3day weekend for my birthday every year at the begining of summer!!! Im single and gonna be 28 on the 28th of 2008 so gotta do sumptin right? So summer beach party friday n maybe saterday night! well fishin n beer drinkin and fire n stuff down at san luis pass west end of galveston so stop by if ur down there runnin around at the beach! summer!!! all right damage control i just had a fu friend over to my house from north carolina un supervised at my computer and she left a few mums and blogs in my name so anything that came about 20 minutes before this was not me sh was over here fucken with me yeah she is so funny ha ha ha yeah i wish u could pick up sarcasim on the net....thanks With my best friend and his Super Hot wife.. Wish y'all were here-New years maybe? Let me know if ya'll wanna hang out sometime

2nd Alarm Hotties
HERE ARE THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES GO SHOW THEM ALL MAD LOVE. BE SURE TO SPANK THEM REAL HARD Raen~ Deputy Chief of Operations~2nd Alarm Hotties/ owned by Master Wylde@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar ÐJ §ëx¥ §HÈLL ÖWÑÈR Ö? ?ÅRÈÑHÈÌGHT@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Capt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar ~bi Naughty Nurse~ Capt. 2nd alarm hotties@ fubar Priceless™AsstChief&HIO/2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar *§qµ¡®t* *2nd Alarm Hottie Officer*@ fubar Fre¥a ? Evil's Pet ? Cpt 2nd Alarm Hottie Fu/gf 2 Mydnyte

Chef”s Recipes
Chef’s Chocolaty Peanut butter Rice Krispies Treats 1 large bag of marshmallows 1 bag of rice krispies cereal 1 bag chocolate chips 1 1/2 cups of peanut butter Tsp vanilla 1 can chocolate icing 1 Tbs butter 1. Line a large cookie sheet with wax paper or apply small amount of butter 2. In a large metal pot add butter and vanilla melt over med heat 3. Add marshmallows’ stirring constantly using a wooden spoon is best. Lower heat as marshmallows melt. Be sure to mix all the way to the bottom. Don’t allow burning. 4. Remove from heat 5. Immediately add Rice krispies(it may not take the whole thing add half mix add more until desired thickness), peanut butter and ¾ bag of chocolate chips 6. Mix thoroughly using hands (it’s the best way) 7. Dump into pan and spread evenly pressing down hard 8. Place in freezer for 20 min remove 7. Top with icing and remaining chocolate chips place in fridge for 20 min 9. ENJOY If that is to much chocolate use cream cheese ici

~~~fubar~~~
Here is your life. Fubar Here is where you find your friends. Conversation. Pics, stash, blogs, mumms all share the inner most parts of who you are with your friends and potential new friends. You laugh, gossip, send fu-gifts, fupal fubucks and fu-drinks to your friends. You go to their page and leave comments. Friends are so good to have. They make you laugh, comfort you when you are upset. They share your deepest secrets. You buy (with REAL money) blasts, VIPs and HH for your friends. THEN WHY IN THE HELL do your friends have to post a bulletin asking you to help them level. help them in the contest they are in by leaving comments and rates WHY? Get off your ass and BE A FRIEND!!! Know what your FRIEND needs so they shouldn't have to post pathetic bulletins. Not that they are pathetic. but you as the friend that knows your friend is in need and all you do sit there looking at your monitor, DUH!!! Not Helping your friend you ar

Get To Know Our Presdent
Dear Ken: One of the sad things about old friends is that they seem to be getting older -- just like you! 55 years old. Wow! That is really old. Thank goodness you have such a young, beautiful wife. Laura and I value our friendship with you. Best wishes to Linda, your family, and friends. Your younger friend, George W. Bush So when George claimed to have nothing but hazy recollections of Mr. Lay, he wasn't exactly being forthright. Or loyal, for that matter. But that's just what happens when one of your closest friends turns out to be a crook. War on Terror Heading into August 2001, Bush spent less than two-thirds of his days actually working. Then the White House staff announced that he was about to head off to Crawford for a 31-day vacation. It would have been the single longest holiday in Presidential history, but after the news media started sharing this fact with the public, Dubya's people scaled it back by a week so he wouldn't ta

Ink Travelers Tattoo & Piercing Convention
Come join the fun at this years Ink Travelers Tattoo & Piercing Convention Dates: Feb 13,14,&15, 2009 Location: Vancouver, Washington Reservations: Red Lion Hotel (360)694-8341 While your there stop by and visit my booth.

Childeren
This is about childeren and on how I feel. You read and hear about it all the time. The latest are these parents in California who left thier kids at home to go to Vegas. What is wrong with people like this? How can a parent (and I use this word losely) just leave thier childeren to fend for themselves? Then you have parents that decide to kill thier kids just to dispite thier former spouses. How can you just up and kill your child? They are supposed to be part of you, your pride and joy, a little person that you helped create. The greatest thing about babies, childeren and kids is that they have a purity, an innocents and if you feel down and out all you have to do is think about a time with a child and reflect on how pure thier smile and laughter are. I had the honor not so long ago the help a friend out with a bone marrow drive for his little girl. When I first met Hirstianna I could not believe this little girl had chronic myelogenous leukemia (CML) . She was so f

Romance & Relationships
This guy and girl are getting ready to go out on a date. The plan is to go out for a nice dinner, then dancing and then it is up in the air from there. The guy picks her up at her home, he knocks on the door, she opens it up and he stands there stunned by how beautiful she looks. She is wearing a low cut shirt that fits her body perfectly, with a skirt that is cut just above her knee's and a pair of inch and a half heel's that fit the outfit just perfectly. So after noticing all of this he coments on how beautiful she looks, she replies with a shy thank you and says you look pretty good yourself. So she just finishes up what little she has to do and they head to dinner. They get to the restaurant and he hope's that he did a good job of picking a good one. The girl complaments him on a good pick and says it is perfect not to dressy, but dressy enough for what she is wearing. The hostess seats them at thier table set off in a quiet corner so they would beable to talk. The w

Snake Eyes Radio!!!
Why do ppl let you think they care? They make you feel important, make you believe you mean something to them....But in reality it was just to make you feel better for a short period of time! Long enough for you to actually start caring for them.....Then they forget you even exist, you can be right in front of them and they don't see you! grrrrrrrrrr Ok that was my rant!!!! SNAKE EYES RADIO They thought they had what it takes,They thought they could be King Of The Hill,They were wrong,In a World where lounges pop up everyday Only One Stands Above the rest SNAKE EYES RADIO

I Don't Understand Men At All!!!!!!!!!!!!
faberfrench Is A Very Sexy And Sweet Guy! (Hey Lady's e Loves BBW's) So Do yourself A Favore And Add Him Rate Him And Maybe Even Fan Him!!!! Have Fun With this One Lady's He Is A Good One To Have On Your List!!!!! Kisses And Hug's I Am Not Trying to Hate On Ya men Cause I love Yas Dearly But Yall Confuse Me! You Like When I Leave Ya Comment's Ok Fine But When I Put Tht You Are hot As Hell (Not All Of you Do this) You Get All Freaked Out And Say OMG Your Married I Can't Beleave ou Would say that Or How Can you Say Stuff Like that Don;tYour Man Get Mad HeLL No My Man Is Secure In Our relationship He Konw's I Am Not going Anywhere i Love Him More Than Life Itself Ok So No I Am Not Cheating On My Man I Am Simply Leave Comment's And If you Can't understand That Then Delete Me Or Block Me What Ever you Have to Do !!!!! So Please Dn;t Freak Out When i Write Stuff On your Page~! I really Am A Great Person And No I Am Not tring To Get Your Man Or your Wife So Take A Chill Pill And

My Friend Needs Help!!!
My friend Is almost a psycho will you go to her page and help her get the points needed.. Remember anyone who help can influence the next batch of photos....http://fubar.com/user/1366468

Daddy How Was I Born
DADDY,HOW WAS I BORN? A little boy goes to his father and asks " DADDY , HOW WAS I BORN? The father answers, "Well,son. I guess one day you will find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chatroom on yahoo. then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agrees to download from my hard drive, as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-up appeard that said. YOU GOT MALE .

Clarity
Pulling your arms, flapping you feet! Looking down the swells yours to keep. You raise your hand, carving a line. The ocean Roars, you smile deep inside. The waters blue as a glassy eye, you slip on in a tube you hide. Blasted out by a turning spit. Feeling free with your bodies so fit. Your face is blushed by a sunburning day. You dip your head under in a duck diving way. Headed back out you finaly say:(GOD BLESS THIS EARTH IN A MOTHERS EARTH WAY) Mixed Media, Nature, Foam - free computer desktop wallpaper.

Rating Someone #1?
this is my very first blog.. so please bare with me.. im just so annoyed right now with the way one person just rated me tonite! a "#1" as in One!! And you want to know why? All cause I beat her playing a few games !! How unfair is that? I have rated each and every person on here a "10", why not... LOL...besides the 1 rating I got tonite ,, my only other was a 7... every single person who came to my page rated 10's. so my only one QUESTION is~~~~~~~ How do you rate peoples pics?? (really by appearance or are you just polite? (ok it was a 2 part question! lol

Donna
COULD EVERYONE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK PLEASE If anyone is interested I know a guy who needs companionship. His name is Thomas is not relationship material but likes companionship. He is 47 yrs old. Lives alone and is very casual. This is his number if u are in or around Mobile alabama give him a call. 251-689-0713 ITS AMAZING HOW SOME PPL THINK THINGS REVOLVE AROUND THEM. HOW THEY THINK NO ONE HAS FEELINGS BUT THEM, PPL THAT THINK THEY ARE GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORLD AND THEY ARE MASTER WHEN REALLY ALL THEY ARE IS WEEK AND EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND I'M TELLING U AND U KNOW WHO IN TALKIN BOUT UR NOT ALL THAT AND ITS TIME U CHECK INTO REALITY GROW UP BEFORE ITS TO LATE HUGS EVERYONE ELSE LOVE YA

Thank All My New Found Friends
I only joined FUBAR less then a week ago and already I have found a ton of new friends. I have not caught up on all the E-Mail's yet but I will answer each one. Please be patient with me this time of year is always hectic. I hope to get a few better Photos up but I am a little shy about showing to much skin but I am sure in time I will have a folder for those close to see the real me. Luv ya all and I hope you all have a Wonderful Holiday Season. Lady_Liz P.S. Go by and show Master_William some luvin after all he got me to join.

The Truth About Flouride
The Truth About 'Fluoride' (or what every Mother should know) by A. True Ott tott@mountainwest.net © August 2000 See also | Feedback Fluoride used by Nazis to sterilize inmates and make them docile. Fluoride a key dumbing down ingredient of Prozac and Sarin nerve gas -- poisons of choice for tyrant rats. First of all, it needs to be stated that the 'substance' referred to as 'Fluoride' is a misnomer - there is no such substance listed in the periodic chart of the elements, nor in the prestigious CRC handbook, nor in the sacred 'bible' of the pharmaceutical industry - the illustrious 'Merck Index'. Instead, we find a GAS called Fluorine - and from the use of this gas in various industries such as aluminum manufacturing and the nuclear industry -certain toxic byproducts are created which have 'captured' fluorine molecules. One such toxic, poisonous 'byproduct' is called sodium Fluoride - which according to the Merck Index is primarily used as

This Shit Is Fucking Crazy!
Glitter Graphics It was 11:21 pm when i got the worst phonecall of my life, it was from my mother who never called me. She said my sister was dead, all i can remember is that the 2 words Ashton and Dead just didnt fit together quite right to me. This little girl who i never ever saw enough was gone, i was so close to her. She loved me and spoke very highly of me, she always had, since she was old enough to talk. yet i wasnt there for her enough, and the reality of it is that she really didnt even know me all that well. this was the most painful and tramatic thing ive ever gone through in my life and still hurts. the pain is never ending. i wish it was me, i really do i wish she would have gotten to see the things i did, gotten to have kids, graduate highschool, get married but she cant and she never will. January 14 of 08 she wouls have been 21. but she never made it to 19. and its not fair, nothin can ever bring her back. and for the first time today, im balling my eyes out. i

The Day I Was Born
137,892 People Natural disasters in 1979 * Windsor Locks, Connecticut Tornado People who died on May 14 (various years) * 2007 - Ülo Jõgi, Estonian freedom fighter * 2006 - Eva Norvind, Mexican actress * 2006 - Stanley Kunitz, American poet * 2006 - Lew Anderson, American actor and bandleader * 2004 - Anna Lee, British actress * 2003 - Robert Stack, American actor * 2003 - Wendy Hiller, British actress * 2003 - Dave DeBusschere, American basketball player * 2000 - Obuchi Keizo, Prime Minister of Japan * 1998 - Marjory Stoneman Douglas, American conservationist * 1998 - Frank Sinatra, American singer and actor * 1997 - Harry Blackstone Jr., American magician * 1995 - Christian B. Anfinsen, American Nobel laureate * 1993 - William Randolph Hearst Jr., American newspaper magnate * 1993 - Patrick Haemers, Belgian criminal * 1992 - Nie Rongzhen, Chinese Communist military leader * 1992

Alerts
Is it just me or does everyone think the same.As for the new bar tab --its some crazy shit--I have made some very good friends on here but as for this bar tab stuff it sucks --I care WHY if this one votes on this or this or this -- so as for my friends i will probably be turning my bar tab off and checking it maybe once a day--because i feel WHAT I DO ON HERE IS MY FRIENDS BUSINESS FOR WHOM IM DOING IT NOT THE WHOLE FUBAR SITE

Had Me Alone...
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»#... M, 25 Odessa, FL remove friend subject: IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... (repost) date: 2007-12-09 15:20:59 IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS ON OTHER'S WALLS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU!! There can be more then one, no holdin back haha Would u ___________me? o1. date? o2. fuck? o3. kiss? o4. suck or eat? o5. be friends? o6. hate? o7. love? o8. crush on? o9. stare at? 1o. marry? 11. please? 12. tease?

Fubar
THE NEW LEVELS FOR FUBAR 2008. LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unl

Speaking Her Mind
We can make love in the bedroom floating on top of my waterbed. I'm kissing you running my fingers through your hair. In the hallway making our way beside the stairs. We can do it anywhere. I can love you in the shower both of our bodies dripping wet. On the patio we can make a night you won't forget. On the kitchen floor as I softly pull your hair. We can do it anywhere...." Ok, it's been awhile since I did the whole blog thing. I went back to work after a 2 month break....lawd this 7am-4pm is wearing me down! Anyway....it's 2:24am and I still can't sleep! So I guess I'll write about the diamonds at the meeting of my thighs (yea....Maya was writing about me yall!!) What's the answer to the question in the title? I DO, I DO!!!! I know you remember the above lyrics from 112 (what happened to them anyway?) and that freaky ass video that they did. Well, as much as I am the wifey type and the romance shyt is cool every once in a while, I can't pass up the......(OK THIS IS THE PART WH

Monday Monday Fu-k It
Monday's suck ass and sometimes it's just better to stay home and Fu-k...It's snowed about a foot outside and I can't wait to get the Fu-k out of Montana! Winter is a depressing time of the year living in the mountains and shit... Just some more senseless rambling because I can't sleep

Manic Monday
Guess I'm going to have to borrow my mates camera huh? Need to do me a saulte else I'm stuck at level 10.. any suggestions are welcome - you know..poses n stuff.. obviously nothing NSFW.. come on.. help me out I can't believe how COLD it is! Sure I've got like 20mins left at work but jesus, why does it have to be so arctic?! I'm usually a good blogger - but I've the feeling this one will be pretty shit, mainly because I really have no clue what to write and that anyone reading it will think "OMG! Screw loose!" I'm full of cold and got a horrible cough - only trouble is.. got no-one to give me some TLC :( I actually hate being alone this time of year - Winter is my fave season and well.. what's the point in the long dark cold nights if you've no-one to snuggle with at the end of a days work?! I've gone and made myself feel all crappy now haha.. dammit! Well, anyway - let's hope tomorow is a better day :D

Life
well i am new at this blog thing...but you kow man it helps me out soo much...man the last one lifted a load n maybe this one will do the same thing.. man iu have been fightoin for my rites as a father to c my son n well i have been support n payin for the "visits i susposed to be gettin but they havent been happening..my son is four years old.. i ahve now seen him 3 times in his fours of living n his mom will not let me take pictures...i am havn court over n over ...have a paternity test at her cost n asking for the last fours years of his life worth of pix at her cost cuz i have rights to have pictures of my son...she has based everything in court from when we were together on why i cant c my son n which she doesnt know i have prvon everything wrong so far n still havnt gotten shit! i dont undertand...she asked for drug n alcohol assessment n a mental eval n i passed all that shit....while this other motha fuker gets a DUI goes to jail n gets out n still has his child i dont fukn ge

I Want To Go Home.
Going home is there really such a place. Or is it something inside of us. Are we taught to do things without thinking. People seem to change who they are to please others, and in the end lose their selves. that's me I would do any thing to make people happy around me, not really caring about my feelings, my wants, my dreams. They don't ask so I don't tell. Why is it so easy to get lost or left? why does pain come so easy and love so hard? So I guess in a way going home is a way of finding out who you really are and what it is that you want, not what people want for you or from you. Think about it who are you really, and what would you do to be Happy!

Been A Long Time Since I Rock And Rolled…
Been a long time since I Rock and Rolled… I caught a story on BBC News this morning about Led Zeppelin doing their first and only reunion concert after 20 years. Ah memories… I better write this while I'm still half asleep and before I forget about it (the memory goes first?). I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life as most people have. I decided I could get away with going to a 2 year “tech school” rather than getting a Bachelors degree from a 4 year college. I found that my Associates Degree meant a lot more to me than anyone else. But I got some breaks, worked hard at times, and have made a decent living over the span of my career. Our class started with about 45 students but after a year it was down to 7 that would graduate on schedule. We were stuck into another class and took our quarters out of order. As in all schools there is always a class clown and ours was Crazy Bob. One Monday morning he came in and gathered our group together with one of the most serious t

Corrispondance
Sir, As per your requirements, I feel I have been more than compliant in the 'being good' category. This year, per my resolution last year, I did not beat anyone senseless, held my temper when I would have been justified in speaking up, and I have actually performed more than one good deed. Now, as the contract states, you are obligated to visit my home and at least attempt to deliver some of what I would like for Christmas. Here is my requests: QTY Description 1) 6 Full sized working replica civil war artillery pieces. Should these be unavailable, you can substitute 1940's era 105mm howitzers. 2)10,000 Rounds of ammunition for the above items. 3) 1 Cadcam computer and combination lathe and boring machine with a 72 inch boring capability. 4) 500 Pieces of cold rolled steel bar stock in various diameters from .75 inches to 1 inch 5) 1 brass press and shaping machi

Helping Others
lame i know, but i am a member of pepsiworld.com. they are doing a kind of fun way of helping the Second Harvest organization. if you are a member you can create snow globes and for each one created pepsi will make a donation to that organization. you can make more than one and it can be fun as well. i have made one already.... http://www.pepsisnowglobe.com/_CT/A.1000.25034.3360.225837954291&eid=93735 (if you want to check it out...lol)

What I'm Looking For In Life And Love..
In life I'm looking for the chance to be happy. The chance to be free from all the guilt trips, mind games, the manipulation. I want to be able to go to sleep at night, and not worry about this,and that. I want to be able to stay asleep knowing I'm safe at last. I want the ability to have a safe,loving,comfortable home. I want my kids to be well adjusted and secure with themselves. And know while things couldn't work out between me and their dad I still love them very much. In love I want a man who can stand on his own two feet. Doesn't look to me to handle his problems, but knows I got his back if he falls. A man who knows what true love is about, and is willing to give me his heart knowing that I could break it but trusting me 100% that I wont. I want all the sweetness in the world. I want to feel the love for him that I had from day one, for the rest of our lives together. I do not want to fall in a rut, and for us to forget about each other, or for our love to fade awa

Yep
Well as you all know I haven't been around much lately....I am thinking about maybe canceling my account on here. I haven't wanted to be on much. If I do decide to cancel it I will write the people I wanna keep in touch with and give you either my MySpace or Yahoo name. Chris Well I am just writing you all to let you know where I have been lately. I have mainly been working on school papers and getting ready for my finals this week, that's why I haven't been on much lately. But then I come back and see all this new crap and everyone crying over it. So I think I am gonna cut back on my time on here for a while, I will come on to check mail everyday and maybe say "hi" to a few of you....but that's it I think. Chris Sorry I haven't been around much. But normally around this time of year I take a break from the internet, since I have been a teen December has always sucked for me. I have lost a few close family members around this time of year in the past. Also December 15th was

Amazed
I am completely amazed. First off, I have been apart of the Bar for some months now and I have just decided to write a blog. I have seen some pretty interesting stuff since I've been here. I have read some pretty impressive stories on here. I've also read about adults doing some pretty surprising (childish) things on here. All-in-all, it has been an experience that I wouldn't trade for anything. I hope this place stays around for a long time. Thanks everyone on here for the experience thus far.

Would You?
1.name 2.age 3.favorite postion 4.do you think I'm cute 5.would you have sex with me 6.lights on or off 7.would you have to be drunk 8.would you take a shower with me 9.have you ever thought about having sex with me 10.would you leave after or stay the night 11.do you like cuddling after 12.condom or skin 13.have sex on the first date 14.would you kiss me during sex 15.do you think I would be good in bed 16.would you use me as a booty call 17.can I use you as a booty call 18.can we take pics of the act 19.how long would we have sex 20.would you tell your friends about me 21.do you enjoy giving oral pleasure 22.do you enjoy recieving oral pleasure 23.is there anything you wouldn't do in the bedroom 24.how freaky are you on a scale of 1-10 25.whats the longest you've ever gone 26.would you want to see me nakid on my web cam 27.would you post this so i could fill it out.

Urs And Mines....
just trying 2 c where others mind frames r @ r we the same????? MY ALL OF U HAVE A SMILING EVENING WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,N IF U DONT HAVE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE I WISH U WERE IN MIAMI WITH ME HAVING A BALL MAYBE NEXT YEAR... were the 07-08 champs.

The Democrat
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?" "Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"

Karen
Absolutely adore each other Be best friends Compromise Discover new things together Encourage each other Forgive and forget Gaze into each others eyes Hold hands an hugs alot Inspire & intrregue each other Joke & laugh & have Kiss Kiss Kiss Love with all your Heart Marvel at each others talents Nurture each others souls Overcome problems together Play games,have fun Quite each others fears Rememeber the little things Say "I Love You" at least once a day Take time for tenderness Understand & care deeply Value everything you share Wish on a star together Xpress your true feelings Yearn for each others touch Zzzzzzzzz in each others arms "A Woman's Prayer: > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , > to Love and to forgive him , > and for patience, For his moods. > Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat > him to death" WROTE FOR MY DAUGHTERS SO CALLED b/f grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Funny Sex Poems

~dev~
hes alive!!!! Kailyn babygirl i'm sorry he hurt you this way...and hes hurt u too much...and he knows that and i'm sure hes sorry..just doesnt show it...but if u ever need someone to talk to were always here... everyone loves you babygirl and i hope u know that... hes hurt everyone and he knows that...but i dont think itll happen again...but maybe laters everyone!!

Why Men Frustrate Me
If you were one of the unlucky few who felt my rath this morning please accept my apologies. You may be a nice guy but I don't know that. I've been bombarded with sexist pig headed assholes who can't look beyond a pretty face to see the real person inside. I'm tired of guys coming at me hoping to get down my pants. I'm so much more than a piece of ass. I am a person, a woman with feelings. While I may seem like a tough cookie, I'm a softy at heart who just loves to love people. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for a loved one. People like to exploit this. I guess it's my weakness. I got guys who think I'm pretty, some think I'm beautiful, some say I'm sexy but almost all of them want one thing for me...SEX. Is there not a guy out there that is willing to wait for a girl? Willing to see if she is more than an animal in bed? Letting love blossom before sex comes into the picture? Why is sex everything? And why do guys see my pictures and automatically assume I'll

Christmas Xxxxx Lol
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Bartab
Due to the change of the BarTab I decided to change my BarTab settings to "For Me". It was interesting see who of my friends created a new blog, uploaded a photo or stash, but it simply not my business and interest to see who left a comment for someone I dont even know amd all these mumm votings and comments. I am sorry, if it takes longer from now on for me to find out that someone has new stuff up, but there seems not to be any option to see only this. If there is something you want me to see at once, feel free to send me a message about it.

True Love
If you change who you are in order to have someone love you then that person will never love you for they will love someone they think is you. When you change your beliefs, the person you love will believe that the person they love is some one else. When you change how you see the other person they won't see you at all because you no longer are who you are meant to be. When you alter to yourself why you love that person you cannot receive the love you want to have. If you change who you are in order gain the affections of anothers then the person you have become will forever be changing and the one you hurt the most will be yourself because you will never know your true self and will not be able to live the life you were meant to live. True love is not a sacrifice of onerself or who you are but a giving of everything that makes a you who you are, will be, and have always been. If you truly love a person it is for the same reasons and not what they can give you in return as true l

A Letter To Achraf
My dear friend, I miss you so much everything in my life is crazy like always.and Im about to snap nothing in my life is the way i want nothing i do ever seams to be right. mabey its me you know i have always been my own harshest judge. I can always point out my flaws and hate myself for everyone of them. Your the only one who loved me even though i had so many you taught me to love and except others the way god made them.so why does no one love me that way?why do I want something i cant have? why is that the one thing i will never have?The only thing that makes life worth living? I'm sorry im letting u down im letting myself down.My problem is that i let myself be ruled by my heart not my head and in the end my heart is what pays the price for wanting what every little girl wants true love.some times i wish i stayed that thug miss that cold harted bitch. not not some times all most all the time I wish i was numb inside again.I dont want to hurt anymore.I dont want to miss u or be

Thoughts
WONDERING A GENTAL KISS PLACED UPON YOUR FORHEAD WAKING YOU FROM YOUR REST WARM HANDS STROKING YOU’RE BACK SLOWLY COMING AROUND TO YOUR BREAST MOIST SOFT LIPS SLOWLY RUNNING OVER YOUR EARS WORDS OF LUST MAKE YOU HAPPY JUST TO KNOW HE’S NEAR THE BODY HEAT WARMS YOUR BACK AND HEART BEAT SKIPS HANDS SLOWLY RUN DOWN YOUR SIDES AND GRASP YOU’RE HIPS A TUG TO PULL YOU CLOSER YOU CAN TELL HOW HARD IT’S BEEN TO TAKE IT SLOW THE MIND STARTS RACING IN THOUGHTS OF WHERE THIS MIGHT GO

I Am Going To Meet Chris Jericho
OMG!! CHRIS JERICHO HAS BEEN MY OBSESSION FOR AROUND THE PAST 13 YEARS!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHO HE IS, HE IS A WRESTLER ON WWE. HE IS ALSO THE LEAD SINGER IN HIS BAND CALLED FOZZY. LAST YEAR HE WAS ALSO ON CELEBRITY DUETS. HE ALSO PLAYS HOCKEY. I HAVE SEEN HIM AT DIFFERENT WWE SHOWS. BUT NOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET MY FAVORITE PERSON!! HE IS GOING TO BE IN NASHVILLE AT HIS BOOK SIGNING. NASHVILLE IS CLOSE TO ME AND I WANNA SEE HIM!! ILL POST PICS WHENEVER I GET BACK FROM SEEING HIM!! WHOOOO HOOOOO I AM SO EXCITED!! :D HE IS SOOOO SEXXXY TO ME!! MMMMMMMM!!

Dying Regret Plays With Flotsam And Jetsam!
Hey folks, Gonna share the stage with the mighty Flotsam and Jetsam...they are even going to use our gear! If you are in the area, please come show some love, this should be a great show! Contact us for presale show tickets! Wayne, and the Dying Regret guys

Club F.a.r.
TODAY Is THIS AMAZING Lady's BIRTHDAY!!!!! & Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! She's Always Showing Love To You Fu's Now It's Time To Return The Favor!! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! Don't Ask Her How Old She Is Because BEAUTY NEVER AGES !! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! Please Make Her Feel Priceless On This Special Day Of Hers!! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TODAY at 6pm Fu-Time! So Please Show Her All The Birthday Love She Deserves!!! & Bling/Gift/Fan/Add/Rate: Ms. Mona Doll HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONA!! Click Any Of Her Pictures TO SHOW HER LOVE!!!! Her HAPPY HOUR Is TOD

Sex
Affairs can be exhilarating, exciting, passionate and romantic. They can also - more commonly - be damaging, destructive, cruel, painful, time-wasting and demeaning. But what is an affair? Well, what it's not is a drunken fumble at the firm's Christmas party. It isn't a one-night stand either. Neither is it a romance between two people who are both free of other entanglements. An affair is a sexual relationship that lasts more than one night where at least one of the lovers is publicly committed to someone else. And, sadly, affairs inevitably hurt someone and frequently they hurt all the parties involved including children, if there are any. Some affairs of course end happily for the couple - let's face it, plenty of good second marriages began as illicit romances - but the vast majority of extra-marital liaisons don't end in a new marriage or relationship. In fact I estimate that at least 80 per cent end up unhappily and cause misery all round. So starting an affair is not a

Funny Dum Shit
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he

Life
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get th

Adrian Is Truly In Love
when I first came to this site I know nothing about it but I lerned quick and wow it as goon along way and I meet this realy lovely lady (ace) on here and I am truly falling in love with her I can't wate to go see her in the stats when I go there in the newyear

No One Is Going To Bullshit Me In My Lounge
I UNSCRIBED 3 ACCOUNTS BY A PERSON , WHEN ASKED FOR A PHONE NUMBER TO WHERE HIS BROTHER WAS BURIED AND COULDN'T GIVE IT , WILL , IM NOT BLONDE OR FUCKIN STUPID AND I UNSCRIBED HIS ASS. DON'T BE DISHONEST IN " MY LOUNGE " THAT I WORKED HARD TO CREATE WITH GOOD PEOPLE AND OUR TROOPS PROTECTING OUR ASS'S HERE . I WILL LAY THE BIGGEST CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU , YOUR'LL WISH YOU HAVEN'T MEET ME .SO, ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY I'LL PLAY AND YOU WILL BE LOSING . THIS IS BREW P.S. TO SEND FLOWERS SAD SHIT ISN'T IT

Damn That This Is Wussup!!
i was raised by my grandparents, single mother couldnt hold the weight, my daddy thought he was whodini, did a magic trick(laugh), made that great escape, my fate without a father didnt change, just was harder, i'm a blackman in a whitemans world, that wasnt any girl it was corey's daughter, i'll go from infinity 2 beyond for any child thats my bond, they need love, but take care of ya own blood to the damn scrubs, real thugs plug their own 1st, even in the midst of conflict, seeds indeed grow into trees, products of the parents, wasnt no need 2 leave, i grieve every time i look in the eyes of a child that looks like their daddy but he's gone past november, it saddens me, but his lil girl is now happy, with the substitution but it can get confusing, he steady mobbin making moves and coming up with excuses, its useless, lets use this as a battleground, i neva told him not 2 come around but since he wont that i'll say it NOW.............

Masters' Frustration
Why must some kajira think that they do not have to take their code seriously. I am an experienced Gorean master who is about to do something rash if my kajira does not straighten up I have been a master in the bdsm lifestyle. Though not Gor I use some Gor ways. I try to train slaves and subs, masters and mistresses, Doms and Dommes into the lifestyle in a way that all find trust, respect, love and happiness. What frustrates me the most is the fact that supposed kajira or slaves are often so headstrong and unwilling to break down walls that keep them from their inner self. Other masters and mistresses often try to steal the good ones away. I am thinking of leaving the lifestyle unless I find one that truly wants to be opened up.

Show And Tell
Show and Tell I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in

Atlanta
Hello Everyone. So, I am sitting in the San Antonio Airport waiting for my flight to Atlanta. I have a class in Alpherretta(sp)and I've never been to Georgia before. Does anyone have any suggestions or insight for a weary traveler?

Lyrics
Intro: My baby left me Left me sad and blue I didn't know what to do Without my baby baby baby and then I met his best friend and he took me to his house and I said..I said..I said (what you said baby) Let me tell you what I said Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth I said my muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth My muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth My muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Verse You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and hand you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your knees, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, bj in the bed...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashes hell wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips treatin your teeth like den

People Needing Leveled
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A Good Black Man
Good men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls and the halls at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a lexus. He might not have a body like Tyson with a Denzel face. But as you mature, you realize it is better to find somebody who's got your back rather than someone who turns your head. A Good Black Man doesn't agree wholeheartly with everything you say. He doesn't tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada yada yada he is. He won't have to because it shows. He has his own opinions and yours may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he is right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A good man is not going to meet every item

What Is Wrong With Men?
I just dont understand men these days..Maybe I am choosing the wrong ones or something..All they seem to want is sex..I am looking for a relationship..Is there something wrong with me? or is it the men? Maybe one day I will find the right man but untill then I will NOT do anymore one night stands..That crap gets old..Sorry yall but I am just so tired of all the crap that goes on these days..I am sure alot of you ladies out there know what I am talking about.

Please Read A Different Christmas Poem
A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHRISTMAS POEM PLEASE READ!!!!! PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the n

Contest Plz Help
CONTEST WILL LAST 4 HOURS ONLY, IT WILL START TONIGHT AT 6PM PST 8PM CST 9PM EST AND IT WILL END TONIGHT AT 10PM PST MIDNIGHT CST 1 AM EST THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS AND RATES WILL WIN FIRST WINNER WILL RECEIVE 100,000 FU-BUCKS SECOND WINNER WILL RECEIVE 50,000 FU-BUCKS THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!!

Too Much Time On Our Hands
Is it just me or is there way too may people online, on say a Friday or Saturday night? Fubar should have something on here to match people up. They shouldn't loose anyone since there are still alot of couples here too. I myself have met alot of people here and some really nice ones too. But most seem to live a long ways from my little town. I know that fubar is mostly about friendship, but wouldnt it be nice to meet someone here that lives near and you can have some type of relationship other than online?

When My Heart Speak!!
Dear Santa (Universe)! This is my wish list for this Christmas of 2007. I don’t know if I’ve been good or bad, I only want to be myself and try to never hurt anybody. I know you hear me, so take a seat and start to conspire for me… -Myself = Help me to keep knowing more about myself, help me to keep fighting because I wont be conformist, help me to see and take action in all the opportunities that this life has for me, when I’m falling down please send me the wind that will make me fly up again. Dear ‘Santa’ takes my hand and show me the way… I want to learn how to express my feelings to the 150%, I don’t want to keep anything inside my heart because people deserve to know how I feel about them… I don’t lie but you know that sometimes I just don’t know how to express what I feel and I don’t want to lose them without tell them how important they are for me. -My family = My dad is sick and I want him to get well soon, Dr. will operate his heart

Serendipidy
Captivated by the sky, I am impassioned, Wrapped in pure ecstasy. As the stars emits rays of sinless beauty. Showering the sky, I am fervent. Aroused by the beauty, my face luminous, Seduced by the artistry. My flesh, it glistens, as the air becomes sultry. Kissed by the breeze, I quiver. Engulfed by the moon, my body tenses, Pleasured by its vitality Euphoria engulfs me, and I will yearn fiercly. As the moon escapes from me. Subdued by the beauty, I will wait. Night is my passion. Lying beneath it vastness, a lost maiden. Desirous for more luscious beauty. lying wrapped up in my sorrows i hear the rain come down if my tears were like the rain i would just lie here and drowned i'm missing you so badly my heart wrenches out in pain sometimes i think i feel you and i'm paralized with tears again sometimes just the faintest smell brings me back to you just to be beside you baby theres nothing i would'nt do i took our love for granted i was'nt sure just what we

Realty
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Poems
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When peo

Centerfolds
Come party with us at the HOTTEST lounge to hit FUBAR??!! Not A lounger? That's okay, we have something for you too...stop in and see why the only thing hotter than our staff ...is the music! Just click the banner above to join the party ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH ۞ Owner of Centerfolds 2nd Alarm Hottie۞@ fubar

Bleh
Okay, so I entered a contest...because I'm bored, and it's snowing. Can you, my wonderfully amazing friends click on the link below and leave a rate and a ton of comments on the pic??? I would love you forever! CLICK HERE Thanks so much! and hugs! Kimmi Living in New England has it's moments I suppose...but, I have decided that I don't know which is worse...cleaning up puke or un-burying my car from underneath a foot of snow...Ugh @ winter. I really friggin hate how people constantly mistake my kindness as weaknes...I am nearly to the point where I am just going to stop being the nice person that everyone has known me as...And why is it, since I am in a ranty mood tonight, that men feel like they can trapse into my life like Scott did in September...get me all wrapped up with sweet nothings, then rip my heart out of my chest and smash it with their foot? Men suck. Sorry guys.

Writings
As blind as justice in a world of black and white washed truth. Shades of gray overcast right from wrong, wrong from right; the difference between day and night. Sifting through moral and ethical standards for the precise fit, in faith that hope still is rewarded. So please won’t someone speak to me, The Prayer of Dawn. Old story told again; boy meets girl. sweet nothings whispered as tender flesh joins. Passion’s fire bridges the gap between loins, and somewhere betwixt sultry looks, flirtatious giggles, and teasing caresses, two hearts open; another love’s born. Time passes as is its wont. Passion’s fire still burns in an exchange of glances, so on bended knee, he asks for her eternity. Please, I adjure her, sing to me the Twilight Serenade. Peaceful reflection on times gone by, before time bent what was straight into creaking old bones and rained snow down on once raven locks. In memories a bit more fuzzy than befor

Work
Well just in case any one wanted to know, I am going in to the Hospital for an MRI in a cuple days to see if anything has changed with my herniated disks. After that I get to go visit a Neurosurgon to see if they can finally do something about it. Wish me Well.

Not Another F'n Blog
Television is officially dead and buried, well it's been dead for a few years now. Great quality shows such as Smallville, Battlestar Galactica and House are overshadowed by the trainwreck shows such as American Idol, Rock of Love and every freaking reality show out there. Now I am a huge fan of the CW show Smallville because being a fan of Superman since I was a small child I love the new spin on the character. It is very well written and they introduce all of the DC Universe characters (with the exception of Batman and Wonder Woman). I love the new spin on all of the DC characters and I understand why they did not put Bruce Wayne (Batman) into the show itself (Character issues because of Christopher Nolan's Batman movies.) Now when I was a kid I didnt watch much sci-fi television shows, the ones I did watch though were Battlestar Galactica (the original), Buck Rogers, Doctor Who (The Tom Baker Years) and old episodes of the classic Star Trek. I am very disappointed that the

Christian
Daddy's Little Girl/Heavenly Tears A Woman's Sorrow/A Little Girls Loss/Heavenly Tears I am the Father that saves every tear that you cry, you mean that much to Me! As I look through this huge window out into the meadow and the forest of the East Texas Landscape I have so much to be thankful for. Yet the tears are falling somewhere out there. Somewhere out there a little girl is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a young girl is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a girl in her teens is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a young woman is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there a lonely woman is crying, that has never really found the love that only a loving father can give. Somewhere out there an older woman is cr

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I'm From Buffalo And Proud Of It
I'm from Buffalo. We eat chicken wings, not buffalo wings. -Jack Kemp is a quarterback, not a politician. -We drink Labatt Blue and love it. -Mighty Taco always has preference over Taco Bell. -Pop, not soda and Pepsi, not Coke. - We have beef on weck. If you know what a weck roll is you are from Buffalo. -They are sneakers not tennis shoes. -It's a sucker, not a lollipop. -Bison Chip Dip, La Nova Pizzeria, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Chivetta's Chicken, and Ted's Hot Dogs are all too familiar...not to forget Anderson's Shakes. -A fake ID is unnecessary when there is always Canada... but we have them any ways. -Our bars don't close until 4, and we DO sell beer in a grocery store (Tops or Wegmans ), which always makes for early starts and late nights. -Jim's Steak Out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night... -We never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. -We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. -We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are not keepin

Sexy Lingerie Contest!!!!
hey everyone!!! (who reads my blogs :P) wanna go look at pictures of beautiful ladies in their panties and lingerie?!! i know i want to!!! :D:D :P thats why i entered this new contest. its totally different from the others guys, so dont worry!!! its all about fun! the pictures will be in a nsfw folder, so its not about points and bombing. which i love!....ok if you want to check it out (and hopefully vote for me :D) you need to add my friend natas! dont worry guys...hes a really cool guy. :) Contest Starts At Midnight Eastern! Add Me As A Friend To See The Contest If You Cant!@ fubar please go add him; if hes not already your friend, because you will need to be on his friends list to veiw these photos. when the contest is over, feel free to delete him or keep him. THE CONTEST STARTS TONIGHT!! ***********this is NOT bombing contest!!!********* its rates only!!! comments dont even count, but its ok if you want to leave one anyways :P if there is a tie in

For Daisy
1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience." 2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms." 3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year." 4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions." 5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave." 6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades." 7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people." 8. "Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience." 9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time." 10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move." 12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments." 13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail." 15. "I have become completely paranoid, t

What The Fuck?
ok so as far as i could tell this morning i was rated like 419 so how many people or on fubar 420? But i wonder how the rating works because as far as I could tell nothing special happened and nobody really checked me out I guess but oh well yay me!!!!!!

A Poem
I want you to taste me I want your tongue in the deepest part of me I want you to lick and savor every drop I want you to make me scream don't stop, don't stop I want you to taste me I want you to have me for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert I want my juices to flood out of me I want you to taste me Hold my hips and brace me for your tongue twisting ecstasy I want you to taste me I want to feel your lips and your tongue on every inch of my pussy I want you to taste me I know your dying to I want you to taste me Because I know I want to taste all of you

Us
We are looking for bi female friends and couples in our area. We wanna hang out, bbq, chill, go shopping, go to the movies, travel to the beach and more. We want to meet people with same interest and of course I am always on the look for a LTR girlfriend. I would like to meet an open minded single female who would not be intimidated by my marriage and to be a part of my life as a good friend and lover. I am 21 bi mixed bbw he is 34 sexi white guy. We want to meet and have fun with bi females and couples in our area, we are social drinkers, we are a very laid back couple. We dont do drugs and are disease free. We have a family and we are discreet and expect the same. We are open to pretty much everything. I like anything from light spanking to rough forced sex, anything pretty much goes, except potty game and back door action. We don't have a lot of experience with this lifestyle but would like to change that- Hubby is straight would love to watch me suck on pussy. we have had 1

A Global Change
I feel ashamed of myself for believing you. I thought it was right to put up a fight. The lies that you told are beginning to unfold, my eyes have opened and all that I see is the money and greed that you hold. We need a global change and that is something beyond your range-- of understanding. It's money in your bank while men and women break their back to live and thrive to try and survive to just stay alive. Look at us crying while people are dying. Mother's on welfare, not enough medicare--denied healthcare. Children on the street trying to make ends meet. When do you open your eyes and stop telling the lies? My eyes are open wide-it's my faith I will hide. Could you ever be strong and admit you were wrong? I will admit to the lesson I learned and to the right that was earned by the brave while standing at their grave. Eye's open wide, it's been a long ride.

Girlfriend Aplication
...I blame curiosity =) Girlfriend Application. About You Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontaneous?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

In Your Arms
Hold me, my love, Just one more, Just to feel again your warm touch Kiss me, again, my love I want to taste your soft lips, again Bite me, I want to taste your sweet blood Just one more, Embrace me, again ‘cause in your arms I feel so safe my angel, stay with me tonight don’t leave me alone share with me with this beautiful night, oh my dear love, even words can’t describe how beautiful you are when I am looking into your eyes, I see peace and joy from that moment I know that you are my true love oh, my love, how beautiful you are after all this years I have lived I have never seen someone who had good heart in your arms I feel safety and warm when you embrace me I feel like I am in the heaven with you

Who Wants A Million Dollars In Fu Bucks ?
I want to throw a contest . The winner with the most votes will win a million dollars in fu bucks . Pic comments count as votes . I need at least 12 contestants to open the contest and I will run it for 10 days . So if your interested contact me , my link is here below. Thanks , Lisa * lisasweet *@ fubar I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .

Bleeding For You
Bleeding for you I wish I can forget you and never feel deep pain I wish I can bury our memories And never dreaming you I try to hold back my tears Trying so hard to erase you from my black heart But I can’t, I am to weak on you! I just lay here and bleeding for you And waiting to death knock on my door, to take me away Why are you in my dreams? Why can’t you just let me to die into your arms to feel my heart heat but you just leaving me all alone with loneliness bleeding is the only way I can forget you bleeding is the only way I can kill my pain walking through the endless dark path yearning to taste my fears and as I was walking through my endless path I just open my arms and letting death taking me into her arms And leaving all behind And yet again, you are to blind to see how much I love you You are even to blind to feel I have touched your black heart I am bleeding for you I am bleeding for your love I wish you can drown in my love And to feel my

Rockstar, Baby!!!
Ever since I have been on here, I have been blessed to be surrounded by some really good folks. I have enjoyed a lack of drama that is (from what I can tell) very extraordinary. Every time I get close to leveling, it happens while I sleep, without a request sent out! When my freinds need help, a small army has rushed to help them, no questions asked. ~~No clubs, no families, no blasts, no drama. Just fun-loving, kind-hearted freinds. I consider myself blessed !! Thanx. BUT.....this is not to yall!!!!! I am asking help from those of you who dont usually do it, but might need a little yourselves. I dont always notice when people are in need, unless they ask, and then I help as much as I can. WELL, one of my great freinds has blessed me with a VIP, so your help can be returned to you in greater measure!! Please remember that I only have 100 11s per day, so I may end up mixing some 10s in there, but it all helps the same. I wanna get to Rockstar level, just so I can sing the

The Fireplace Of My Soul
To think of you Is to let all the hundred dragons of my dreams Wake up inside my heart… It is a sweet internal hemorrhage – The crimson geysers of my blood Gushing violently through my veins! A little explosion in my brain – Ten spiders crawling on my back! And the fireplace of my soul Is instantly kindled – The ardent flames fly away into the silence. And the steam of my immense passion – Bursts through the chimney of my thirsty lips! There is no citadel to protect you – The scorching fire in my merciless mouth – The bolts of lightening striking from my fingers – The destructive lava of my cruel kisses – Oh, let me imprison you within my arms, Tie you against my body and burn you alive With my passion – my madness – The menacing magic of my savage art to love. So die, blonde angel, die In this sweet silence – this miraculous delirium - Where the overwhelming enchant of my sinister passion Mercilessly drags your shivering soul To th

Whats The >
Q=what does a old person and tree thats about to get planted have in common? A=there both about to go in the ground soon!! this ladie walks into a tattoo shop and says i want a turkey on my iner thigh he tattoos it and a week later she comes back and says i want a santa on my other iner thigh and he gos ok can i ask you why your getting these tattoos here? she goes cause im tierd of my husband always sayin theres nothing good to eat between the holidays knoc knoc whos there haywod haywod who haywod jublowme knoc knoc whos ther harry harry who harry balsonya i know there a lil corny but kinda funny

My Train
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... Chocolate Bunny Owner of Bunnybunz's Lounge Owned By Just Derek FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear@ fubar 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar

Why Mothers Cry...
"Why are you crying?" he asked his mom. "Because I'm a mother." she told him. "I don't understand." he said His mom just hugged him and said,"You never will!" Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason. "All mothers cry for no reason." was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry. So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said,"God, why do mothers cry so easily?" God said,"You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from their children." "I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining." "I gave them the sensitivity to love their c

My Private Jojo
Money slaves “The line of life is a ragged diagonal between duty and desire.” As a money slave you crave financial sadism and you are more than aware that your sole focus and duty in life is to support your superior Goddess financially or materially (or both) via your hard-earned cash or gifts. Describes you perfectly doesn’t it? There is no point in trying to understand this compelling urge of yours. Face it, your obsession to be controlled, exploited and seemingly coerced by Me is your reality and you always feel so much better when you willingly subject yourself to such loyal servitude. This is the only meaningful and acceptable service you can present to Me, the powerful Goddess you worship. In exchange you will be given what you most want which is to be used, humiliated and tormented. you will need no coercing or “blackmail” in acknowledging your obsession. Naturally your performance to My satisfaction can be achieved through various material possessions suc

Why I Hate Nj
I'm a security guard all I have to stop some one is my phone WTF. When I heard what happoned im like in this area WTF. Some one stole a car at a nother building behind my work last night at gun point. WTF is this world coming too. Their was a robery from a local hotel witch is manded 24/7. Is nothing safe any more? The stuf was stashed on my works lot.

I Can't Stop Thinking
Ever got that feeling that the one you want will give you another chance, forgive you and be with you? Only to have that destroyed by her getting with someone she was fighting with? That's what happened with me. I don't know what else to do. So I give up. I'm done with relationships. If I have to be by myself for the rest of my sorry ass life, then so be it. It's hard when someone says that they used to love you. Once you hear that, your heart almost shuts down and you just want to die. This is someone I lost my virginity to, someone I actually loved, someone I spent almost 2 years with. But it's not her fault to be honest. It's all mine. I could never make up my mind and I ruined her life. I've lost a great thing and I don't know how to react. I'm losing it over here and no body knows it but me. All this is staying bottled up. I feel..rejected, lost, and like I could just disapear and everything would be ok. What defines a man? Is it the ability to be forward and lead? Is it standing

Man And Woman Jokes
Why do men like blond jokes?? Because they can understand them. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. It has never happened. Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Wife: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Husband: Your sense of humor. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

All Gone Bad....so Sad
How does one describe an Incredible Relationship gone So Bad??....A Hot, Torrid Affair?? A Loving, Caring Relationship?? A Go-Between?? Someone to help make Us feel Significant?? Only lasting approximately 9 1/2 Weeks?? This is NOT the Movie I'm talking abt here, Believe Me..It's Too Real & Painful to be a Fantasy..More like a Bad Dream in the 'Real Time'...It is NOT a Rebound Relationship, at least NOT on My part. Isn't it what they say?? If Something Seems Too Good to Be True, it Usually IS?? How does One pick up the pieces of a Heart once again made "Whole in Love" that is now in a Million pieces?? All I can Think & Feel is .....I'm So Saddened by the Entire thing happening in My Life right now...I should have Learned by Now...Right now...I have to try to put my Heart back Together..Again..One day at a Time

If Yoiu Have A Heart Pls Read And Repost
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE.. if you dont repost you have no heart

The House Of Love
Click The Picture Below To Go To The House Of Love LOUNGE THE HOUSE OF LOVE IS LOOKING FOR DJS AND HAVE MANY STAFF POSITIONS AVAILABLE THE OWNERS ARE DJ LADY MEL AND TABS CO OWNER IS SCORPIOBABY AND IF U ARE INTERESTED IN HELPING OUT SEE THE OWNERS FIRST AND WE WILL DIRECT U WHERE U NEED TO GO TO INQUIRE BUT ALL HELP IS APPREICATED ME AND DJ PAIN ARE OWNERS OF A NEW LOLUNGE AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR KICK ASS MEMBERS AND SOME STAFF AS WELL IF U ARE INTERESTED PLEASE INQUIRE WITH EITHER DJ PAIN OR MYSEELF OR JUST PLEASE COME HANG WITH US AT LEAST WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YA AND WE ALSO ARE LOOKING FOR SOME DJ'S THANKS ALOT http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52841 THATS THE LINK COME ON IN THANKS!!!!!!!

Sad
You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this doesnt touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?" No

Nuts In A Cemetary
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing them up between themselves. 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' 'Beat it, kid,' said the man. 'Can't you see it's hard for me to walk?' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to

Amber Alerts
Posted online: December 10, 2007 11:08 PM Print publication date: 12/11/2007 Comment on this story By Brian Krans, bkrans@qconline.com Davenport police issued a nationwide bulletin Monday for a missing 5-year-old Bettendorf girl after her grandmother was charged with concealing her location. The girl, the daughter of Melissa Thomas of Bettendorf, is believed to be with an aunt, Michelle Carroll, 46, en route to Lehigh Township, Penn. Davenport police Capt. David Struckman said an Amber Alert wasn't warranted in the case. "We don't believe the child is in any danger," he said. "The main concern is the welfare of the child." Meanwhile, the child's grandmother, Sally Ann Carmichael, 64, of Davenport, has been charged in Scott County with child stealing, a Class C felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The girl was staying with her grandmother over the weekend at 1000 Blythwood Place because Ms. Thomas suspected that her electricity would b

Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Eating Tips
Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's

First Grade
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A

Christmas Blessings
When you lay down to go to sleep tonight don't forget to give thanks to god for still being here and also thank him for your freedom and ask him to bring our troops home safely. Because of them we are able to spend Christmas with our loved ones and they don't know if they will even see their loved ones on Christmas. Keep all our military servers and their entire families in your prayers please and God Bless You All! Tis the season to be giving if you know of anyone that needs an extra helping of love this Christmas why not be their secret SAnta and leave them a shoebox of a few goodies you can leave individual packages of hot chocolate, a small bag of candy, a pair of gloves, a christmas card, a scarf for the cold weather or anything you might think of to help make their day a little better and in return you get to feel all warm and toasty inside! I hope each and every one that reads this has a very Merry Christmas ! God Bless you all and PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS ! I just wanted to t

Help My Friend
i will show mad love to anyone and everyone that helps my girl in her contest, its a best eyes contest we are trying to get her in first place right now so please help us! here is the link http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=721539&i=3033123379 remember i will show mad love to anyone that helps just comment here and let me know that u will help. ty sexy ppl!

Contest Updates.
I only need a couple more people to start!! Ok I've decided to hold a contest. This is a bombing contest. It will last for 1 week. Self bombing is permitted and encouraged. Send me any sfw pic link. Absolutely no drama or you will be removed immediately. If your entry goes more than 48 hours without any activity you will be removed. Ok the prizes are as follows: 1st place (must have at least 20,000 comments) will recieve a 3 mo vip or 30 blast your choice. 2nd place (must have 10,000 comments)will recieve a 1 mo vip or 1 week blast your choice 3rd place (must have 5000 comments) will recieve 1 blink pack or 3 day blast your choice. Anyone else who enters if you have at least 1000 comments I will take your comment total and multiply it by 10 and send you that amount of fubucks.! As soon as I learn when it is going to start I will be posting updates for all my friends.

Happy Endings
Do you ever think all this is not real like it's all just a dream you think you might have a connection with someone you've been talking to them call one another on the phone hang out you think all good then you deside to ask them out you want to be with them you know start something be happy be in love and they say i like you only as a friend nothing else and your just crused because you thought they were the one because you felt so happy when you were with them and now thats gone it like how can you still be friends it hurts every time you look at them it like what do i say what do i do how do you talk to this person after you put every thing on the line then you think when is it going to be my time my chance for happiness and if this is all just a bad dream when will i wake up when will i have my happy ending... to be continued

Rain.... 4 Cass
Bound by reality, driven by emotion he allows himself to fall in love knowing all well it is just a fantasy. Who could love him when he knows nothing of love? Just an average man nothing stands out another number another body another shadow on this earth that will fade with the darkness. Blending in with all shadows a part of the dust that gets swept away with no mind. He is just a friend never making it further always in the back of the mind there only when needed. The reality is just that of a cloud never thought of unless it rains. Like the sunrise taking the back seat to the sunset. Two equally beautiful occurrences yet most sleep through one never seeing it just like the masses in the streets of New York. The majority just do the bump and grind passing by thousands everyday and not seeing them just a mass just faces that have no meaning just in your way. Emotionally they are just images of data in your mind just ignoring them just like breathing, it is there yet you don’t think

Poems Someone Wrote Me
Eyes clash across the room, Enticement crosses their minds, Words spoken softly to each other, Flowers bloom within their hearts, Feelings develop toward one another. Days pass as passion swells, Expectations are beyond mortal minds, The night comes soon enough, Sweet desire passes through their parted lips, She becomes everything to him, he becomes everything to her. Hands run through silk hair, Butterflies flutter within them, Chests constrict with anticipation, They tremble as the caress each other’s bodies, Ecstasy achieved as they reach for the heavens. Holding each other tightly through the night, They watch the window, waiting for the sun, Their hearts swell at eh sight of the golden dawn, As the rays of light hit them, they become….. One. By: Robert Stockten Taste honey form her rosy-red lips, Win formulates in the valley below. Drips of wine settle on her purplish-red lips, As morning dew freshly hit by the sun. Kiss each of the lips w

A Bully I Had To Keep. Lol!
I seen this bully and HAD to keep it! LMAO! Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the

Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur

Fall Finals
Well I had my finals Monday and I kicked ass 98% on my Engine's class and 88% on my Electrical class which that test was a bitch. Now I am off until January 14, can I come and visit anyone til then?

Jessica's Blog
Hey everyone I really wanted to tell u all about a brand new lounge called Spaz's Corvette Club. We r hiring for all positions and r looking for experienced djs. Please stop in and subscribe. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52902 ugh!! ok so i was layin down with my dogs this morning minding my own freaking business and a cop comes to my house. i have no idea what he was here for and then he tells me that the neighbor claims my dog jumped over our fence and bit her dog. i kno for a fact that my dog was not in her yard at all today cuz i had been watching him and it pisses me off that she sees a white dog and automatically thinks its mine and calls the cops. The damn cop wasnt even listening to me when i told him that my dog has been in the house and MY yard all day. Now i have to go to court cuz my neighbor is a fuckin bitch! She didnt even take into consideration that maybe my dog isnt the only white dog in the neighborhood....stupid bitch! *Jessica* UGH!!!! Although i do lo

What??
SUFFER You left me to suffer On the cold damp floor of my conscience Knowing how much it would hurt How much I would scream in the night But you left knowingly Now my world has hardened Harder than a rock Never to be broken again Left in the silence of the stone layers I scream for you The more I scream The more layers are added The less you hear me You don't think to care To wonder Or even feel The pain I go through for you You left to never return again Wanting to hurt me You left You hurt me like I never thought possible Deeper than a cut The more I scream The more I bleed I bleed when I think of you How you left The floor dampens with my bllod and tears Always flowing Never Stopping The floor dampens the more I scream The more I care The more I think The more I feel for you I'm trapped Trapped by my pain Never knowing when it will stop I wait By: Bobbie A. Walde I'm 19 years old and i still have to fight with my pare

Im Back
What to do on a day off??...Lets see Workout !...Just relaxing soaking up the sun and going to boxing later on tonight. Glad the sun is out had a good storm last night. Thunder Boomed n lighting shot everywhere.Was cool

My Bolg
FOR EVERYONE THAT WAS OR IS CRYSTALS FRIEND , MY NAME IS SASSY AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER HER FUBAR ACCOUNT. SHE IS MY ROOMATE AND MIGHT BE BACK ONE DAY AND AS SUC I WILL LEAVE ALL OF HER ORIGINAL PHOTOS IN AN ACCOUNT AND ASK THAT YOU STILL RATE THEM, AFTERALL SHE IS A HOTTIE. I WANT TO WELCOME EVERYONE WHO WAS ON HER LIST AND ALL THE NEW PEOPLE I ADD WELCOME AND I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Am I Kissable?
For any friends and fans I may have out there, I just want to know if you think I am kissable. If so, I want to enter the most kissable male contest here on Fubar. If you would like more details follow this link..http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861. I will definately return the favor whenever needed. Thanks Fubar Fam.

And The Games Begin
Ears now hear the silence. Shimmering vibrations, Overwhelming. Such a void. Sweet the scent, not of the mind: But softly emanating from the ruffles buoyed. Upon a treasured pillow You bequeathed the smiles of love. A shadow, Parting the minds of madness, entering the garden cloyed. Twisted frames hold mellow peaks, If you seek, Is only then, you'll find The step by step to madness Is the step, by step, divine. By GoldenRaven thank you for the inspiration Compressed within the time abound. Cascading fingers of twilight, Slither tenderly into the maddening darkness. Reach, as I do every day. Touch not the hope of heart. The flame of yester year dwindles not. A place in my soul forever be. Someone I know not. Not really. Yet a lover you are to me. By GoldenRaven Now be the dawn of another setting sun, The scorn, like waves, roll quietly. A hush, Picturesque pastels consume the mind discreetly. Fondling their way into the secluded

Wtf!!
I was checking out my "friends" blogs and he came up and started spewing filth on me and then rerated me a 2. I don't understand why he has to be such a dick!! I was just reading the blog and agreeing with the content and even rated them a 10. Geeze...what the hell???

My New Contest I Am In
The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher to enter 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted & Friend - Level three or Higher to comment Bomb 4. Anyone may Rate photos 5. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 6. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 7. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 3 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A kind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. that contestant is the winner and the survivor. Anyone that is on my friends list may comment bomb whoever they like to try and eliminate an opponent. ( * Folder wi

Heartache
I just wrote this as a response in a Mumm which was asking if we had ever found "The One", the love of our life. I don't know why but it has stirred up something in me this evening that has made me very sad yet angry at the same time. I want, seek, search.....do not find. Not just the One, but so many things in life I think are due me, that i was made for but never find "the fit", like a key that never finds it counterpart, unfulfilled..... I said: December 11, 2007 @ 3:35 pm "I am jaded, bitter and doubting the whole concept of "true love", "soulmate" and "monogamy". I thought one person could be THE one. It didn't last long. This was after countless frogs, toads, rats and reptiles. I think the time has passed. I think someone stole the needle from my haystack while I wasn't looking. I'd be surprised if I ever found him now. Or if he ever found me. I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Not for me. " *********************************** Not me. Maybe never. It sh

Go Cowboys
Offense once again bails out Cowboys in emotional win By Scott Garbarini, Associate NFL Editor (Sports Network) - It turned out to be tougher than expected, but the Dallas Cowboys were able to get a long-awaited measure of revenge against the Detroit Lions this past weekend. The war of words that preceded Sunday's skirmish between the Cowboys and Lions led to quite a battle on the field as well, as a desperate Detroit club built a 13-point lead on heavily-favored Dallas after three quarters before the NFC front-runners rallied behind the unflappable Tony Romo to pull out a dramatic 28-27 victory at Ford Field. On a day when the Dallas defense came in with something to prove, it was Romo and the offense that once again stole the show for the 12-1 Cowboys, who recorded their seventh consecutive win and secured the franchise's first NFC East championship since 1998. Dallas' lone blemish on its 2007 slate came at the hands of still-unbeaten New England back in Week 6. As

To My Friends....
HI FRIENDS.......JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.....I LIKE CHATTING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.....YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO WONDERFUL......SOMETIMES I AM NOT AVAILABLE EVEN WHEN MY BEER GLASS IS LIT UP!..LOL...I AM A SINGLE WORKING MOM WITH 4 KIDS...AS SOON AS I GET HOME FROM WORK I AM BOMBARDED WITH HOMEWORK AND MAKING DINNER....I DO A LOT OF MULTITASKING......LATELY EVERYONE HAS BEEN SICK WITH ONE THING OR ANOTHER....IT IS A STRESSFUL TIME RIGHT NOW.....I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND I DO WHEN I CAN...BEAR WITH ME.....I WILL HAVE MORE TIME IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS......WHEN THE KIDS MOVE IN WITH DAD FOR A WHILE...FOR THE TIME BEING...I WANT TO CHAT WITH EVERYONE....JUST DON'T THINK I'M IGNORING YOU IF I CAN'T.......JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW......I WOULD NEVER REFUSE TO TALK TO A FRIEND.......THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING......LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!! WENDY......"DONKEYPIG"..."OINK!!!!"

Boyfriend Applicaton
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_________

A Little Jolly
Ti's the season to be jolly. OK you dogs let go of holly, go back to Santa work shop and play with a dolly. Old Saint Nick has knotty thoughts this yr. Plain on getting in bed with mother dear .If you see the fat man come down your chimney grab your 9 (mm) and blast his ass for mommy. When the cops come knocking to the seen of the crime. Tell them Saint Nick tried to rape you this year. Now if I was you I Broad up your chimney trying to keep Saint Nick from commenting a felony . P.S Leave a not telling him you moved last yr and go fuck with the damn randier MERRY CHRISTMAS

Fu-tard
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥

Single's Not Bad
Seems like people I watch who make finding "the one" a goal end up disappointed. A good friend focussed on living a full life being comfortable with who he is, then stumbled on his soulmate and they're living the dream. I think we put too much pressure on ourselves sometimes like being single isn't complete, and end up looking too hard or settling too soon. It's a tough call... If you're comfortable with yourself and your single life, when is the right time to commit to something good?

My Bar Tab
why is it that we have to know what our "friends" are giving a profile comment to another person in the bar tab box I don't want to know or care who gives who anything . i thought all comments were private. So come on "fubar " the only thing I want in "My Bar Tab" is stuff for me and who is just walking in the bar. thanx

Which One You Like Best...
Help me, i have 2 pics here tell me which one you like the best,, with the glasses or without. need all the help i can get.. please be nice about it... thanks all.. BRATT hey all , this is my cousin, i talked her into signing up.. welcome her will ya, don't make her regret signing up when i bragged about the sight and all of you... ty so much COPY AND PASTE: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1431922&i=3206132998

He Needs Some Help
Hey yall a good friend who ive had in my family list for like forever now had to make a new acct. Please drop in on him and help him start buildin it back up. He will hit ur page back up... oh yeh and hes a cubs fan *rolls eyes* :P So drop in on him if ya can I know he would really appreciate it and so would I. xoxo -cotton ******GO BRAVES!******* wolfman999316@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Hmmmm
May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than its form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you may feel you lavk in one regard may be more than compensated for in another. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yours

What Am I??
Am old poem that I wrote a long time ago and expresses what I am going through now. It shines before me. With its metallic like glow Hovering, in front of my head as if death itself were holding it I don't know why it has come to this No one knows why, I do The pain that dull aching pain it never goes away, just grows stronger and stronger till you just give up!! I guess this is the end The end or the beginning the end of life as we know it or the beginning of peace peace with one's soul and spirit Can you guess, what am I.

Bitchin And Whining Ass People
i'm tired of all the bitchin and whining i read in all the blogs,shut-up or put-up,all the nagging and complaining about the people on fubar and other sites,why don't these people use their fucking head and check these people out before they talk or addin these people to their page,think DAMN IT,and i can't stand too s certain people on here thru a hissy fit because they had a bad day,GET OVER IT,everyone has a bad day,yo9u think your the only one,give me a break,SHUT THE FUCK UP,this might seem like i'm bitchin,but i'm not,just can't stand too see someone bitch about stupid shit,and readin it in these blogs,and i will noy rate a blog if its someone cryin about stupid shit,ITS LIFE GET OVER IT,AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY,there's many more to come,so stop bitchin and whining,PEACE BITCHES. P.S. I CAN'T STAND FOR SOMEONE TO TRY TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE EITHER,THATS THE NEXT BLOG TO COME, PEACE OUT.

Blessings
Prayer for Strength Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart Elements Hymn At one with the Universe My spirit is free All creation pulses in me Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Spinning and Spiraling into Elemental re-birth The magic of being renews Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Between the Moon and Sun Night Prayer Thank You Great Goddess for this day for the blessings and lessons that came my way May my sleep be peaceful in dreams and rest and tomorrow may I do my best

Public Service Announcement!
As a new Fubar user.... I was sooo excited when someone had a crush on me... I was like...ohhhh mah gawddddddd ..I am no longer a "crush" virgin....i cried so much it ran my anti-wrinkle cream right off *grins*....even though short lived... I want that person to know how much it meant to me...thank you ... you made my night!!!!!!!!! Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with

Gimme Something To Believe In
This will sound weird to anyone who doesn't really know me. I am a good mom, sister, aunt, daughter, friend and so on. But sometimes I just get so down in the dumps. This last month has been the worst. I have some really good friends on here but lately I feel so alone. To get to the heart of it... I have been in a twelve year relationship. We have been on the downhill slide for years now. I know I am not happy, and I am sure he isn't either. I guess we are more friends than anything. Why we are still together is anyones guess. I guess I feel trapped. When I first joined fubar, it was just something to do. I had people to chat with 24/7. Oh do I ever need a life! I never meant to lead anyone on or meet anyone online for a meaningless or meaningful relationship. Unfortunately, that changed. I wasn't looking. But someone on here and I started to chat, then IM, then on the phone two or three times a day. Yes, I got use to it. He was part of my life. We decided we would meet in pe

Ramblings
Bah. I, for one, struggle with this time of year. So many losses in the past, and always more to come it seems. This year is slightly different though. I have a great new addition to my life. He's wonderful on every level. He reminds me that there are some good things to look forward to, and it's a little easier not to focus on the past losses. They haunt me, as I'm sure they haunt many of you. Just think of it this way, it could always be worse.. and it could always be better. Which would you choose? :) Let's not sit around and cry in our beer (or drink of choice) and, instead, make the best of what we have. Smile. Live. Do what so many others don't get to do, and enjoy your families. This is just as much a reminder to myself as any of you. Some day I hope not to need it, but for now... :) ... Happy Holidays? YES... please ~Jess~

What Are Friends For
what are friends for well lets see. friends are there for ya when you need them the most. friends are have your back. friends are always there when need advic. friends are always there when you in danger. if you can other reasons what friends are for please leave me a comment and tell me i what really love to hear what you guys have to say. love ya all, maranda P.S. sorry about my spelling

Pray For Soldiers....
in all my haste and angst, i realized that I have not actually said it here, myself!!! SO : To all of those in uniform, here and abroad...... Thank You. From D~Doggy, and his r/l family !!!!!! I found this in a bulletin, but I didnt want to lose it. So...I posted it here. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to r

Studies Of Prison Inmates
Studies of prison inmates reveal that as many as 75% of violent offenders had early records of animal cruelty. There is also a high correlation between family violence and animal cruelty. Some of the most striking evidence for a link between animal cruelty and human violence lies in the case histories of many of the 20th century's most infamous criminals. Mass-murderer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer killed neighbors' pets and impaled a dog's head on a stick. Patrick Sherril, who murdered 14 co-workers and then killed himself, stole pets, then tied them up and allowed his own dog to mutilate them. David Berkowitz, the so-called "Son of Sam," shot his neighbor's labrador retriever. Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler," shot arrows into boxes of trapped cats and dogs. Brenda Spencer, who fired 40 shots into a crowd of children, murdering 2 and wounding 9, had a history of setting the tails of neighborhood cats and dogs on fire. Edmund Emil Kemper III, who murdered his mot

My Good Friend
To: Laura From: Randy Sewell Have you ever thought, of how love would be If you took a chance and hooked up with me to look in my eyes, and see how i feel to know in your heart, Our love is for real to never have questions, fulfilling your dreams each one that we conguer, is simple, so it seems to know that i,m there, to hold you at night My arms wrapped around you, i'm holding you tight and when we would kiss how sweet it would be the taste of your lips, would mesmerize me i'd show you i love you each and every day But first you must let me, so what do you say all the above how do you know, when you've met the one who'll lift up your spirits, and make your life fun you walk around humming even at

The Way It Is
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

Wicked Stuff
Juggalo Homies (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?

For All Those Calling Patriots Cheaters
There's a new wrinkle in the Spygate controversy between the Patriots and the Jets. According to a published report, a Jets employee was asked to stop videotaping the Patriots sideline during the first quarter of a game in Foxborough last season. Jets officials claim everything was above board. "All filming at last year's Patriots game was done with pre-approval from the Patriots and in accordance with NFL rules," Bruce Speight, the Jets' senior director of media relations, told Newsday. The Jets employee at the stadium was removed but the camera was not confiscated, according to the report. The employee's filming took place on the mezzanine level of the stadium. The newspaper also said there was some confusion as to which Patriots home game the videotaping occurred. New York played at New England twice, including a playoff game. In Week 1 of this season, New England was santioned by the NFL for videotaping the Jets' sideline. The NFL took away the Patriots' first-ro

One Year!!
Today makes my one year on Fubar!! I have made a lot of friends in that year and memories I will never forget! I look forward to meeting more people and making many more memories here on Fubar! -Hugs and Kisses- ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar

Tears
new video on my page, its a badass song! A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weak

A Different Christmas Poam
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight

Doing Better....
Hey everyone I am gone camping will be back sometime next week if you need to reach me call or text me on my cell 317-835-5425... Jacki I have been sick for almost a week with bronchitis and ear infection, doing a little better still smoke free it has been a week now and yes i am going crazy but i have my mind set to not go back after i feel better, it is funny when you are sick you are willing to give up everything just to get feeling better, but any way I will try to be on tonight or tomorrow..... I will not be on today I am having a Birthday party for my little guy, leave me a message and I will get back to you... Jacki

Help Please
all i am asking is all my friends post 15 comments today to help this lady out my good friend onesasseybiotch is trying to show her what friends are for so please help her http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=3816697070

Scared
I am not sure how many of you are afraid of needles or of being put to sleep, but I have a great fear of both. In the morning, I am having some major dental surgery done and I am scared. Just asking my friends to please say a prayer for me. I may just be being a big baby, but I am scared and need all the thoughts and prayers I can get. Thank you, love to all! It really hurts to find that someone you thought was your best friend, ends up being someone you don't even know. Especially when you are in a place where you don't really know that many people. You trust them with your inner most feelings, then they betray you. I have many firends here but one was a friend in RL as well. That person hurt me more than I thought I could ever be hurt again. I have been through alot of hurt un the last few years, but this has almost destroyed my faith in the word FRIEND. Maybe I am just nieve in thinking that there is really love and trust and faith out there. As much as I wish I could just tu

In Memory Of My Aunt Mavorning 'morning" Schoberg~jewell
When I am gone, release me, let me go... I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears... Be happy that we had so many years. I gave to you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it is time I traveled on alone. So grieve for me if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted with trust. It is only for awhile that we must part So bless the memories within your heart. I won't be far away. For life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see me or touch me I'll hear... And if you listen with your heart you'll hear... All of my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you must come this way alone I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home"

The Million Dollar Fu Bucks Contest
I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .

Pet Peeve
Why is that people will tell you that they will call you back or help you out and then just not do it? I HATE this. I try very hard not to make promises I can't keep...I feel like that's my job as a good friend to do what I say I will. Whether it be just a phone call or whatever. I don't think thats asking too much of my friends. OH WELL life will go on I just had to vent a little.

Fubar!
i havent been here at fubar for long, but... i have seen alot people bitch about assholes here. i havent ran into any yet, but i kno i will. there are assholes EVERYWHERE!!! i havent left the yahoo, myspace,fubar or the internet in general becuz of assholes. hell, i just ignore them, just like i would in "real life". there are settings n such tht can be done to get rid of them. no one has to leave cuz of it. are u going to move from every neighborhood when u run into one??

Actual Thought's I Had.. =)
So I'm sitting here with the sound of the pressure canner jiggling along..mmmm venison..yum. I got to thinking about meat. Why is it chickens, turkeys and oddly enough lambs are called by the animal name and others aren't? ie. Could ya please pass the turkey? Are baby cows (veal? no that doesn't sound anything like baby cow right?) cooler than baby sheep? Is it a slight against Chickens/turkeys? Are the not as handsome as cows,pigs and various other tasty critters? At my house I call all meat by the animal names, especially if there's guests. If it's possible to make a person a Vegetarian, I could do it. (More Meat for the Meat Eaters! [thanks Denis]) Would you like another slice of cow? How was your pig parts? good right? mmmm smoked pig parts.. Another chunk O Bambi? Oh and they love it when I offer them the infamous "Tree Rat". You can make the ole Tree rat wings.. try that sometime..it's really good, I will even allow you to use my wing sauce recipe th

Life
Gateway has passed. he was a fighter. but he also knew it was time to move on!! i love you, Gateway! you will always be in my heart!! i lost a grandfather 2 yrs ago on NYE with cancer n now i have a grandmother who is not going to make it another month!! neither one of them smoked and yea they use to drink a lil, but nothing horrible. i on the other hand, smoke n drink. i am not sayin my day wont come, but why do they have to be taken by summin tht never should have affected them? i kno there isnt a "real answer" to tht, i am just venting. i feel i should trade places with my grandmother, let her live some more. i kno others will say, but she has lived a good life, THTS MY POINT!! WHY TAKE IT AWAY NOW? any way i am going to stop b4 i write a novel. i know alot of people think its stupid for people to love their pets like kids. well, i have a cat that i have had for 6 yrs, his name is Gateway. a few months ago, i had to have his leg removed because of cancer. he seemed to be doing fine

This Is An Outrage!!!
As the wife to a Viet Nam Vet, I found this to be an OUTRAGE! Please keep this reposted! A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison the "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was ordered to describe for a visiting American "Peace Activi

Dear Amber
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day

In Loving Memory
In Loving Memory of my uncle, Vernon Ingram of Irvine, Kentucky. My uncle was like a dad to me, after my dad passed away 2 years ago my dad's brother was the only person I could turn to for anything. I guess when you really think you have so great, for me I didnt. Dont let the pretty face or my career get ya and say that well look at her and how gorgeous she is any man would be honored to have her. Well I'm not as strong as I look. I have battled cancer and a child all rolled in one. My uncle taught me to never fall in love unless I knew right then he was the one to care for me, to accept God, to always follow my heart, never mixed lust for love. It really hurts to know now he was right. I have someone in my life that I care about that I love and someday want to marry. It hurts to know now that he is gone and my heart has taken a different turn. I know in my heart he is in a better place and God will take care of him. My pain in my heart and the memories I carry around ev

Poetry By Me
The Dream Her arms reach out to touch him, yet he is not close enough.She says to be gentle and he is intamitally rough. She hears him whispering and moaning into her ear,saying all the things she has longed to hear. He carresses her moist body, as they begin to sweat.She jerks with excitement, the closer he gets. She feels his lips on her body and she begins to sway. She moans with rythm as he begins to play. She feels her body tense as her dream comes to an end, but he doesn't go away for she dreams of him again. Julie

The Gift I Wish I Couild Give My Man Kage
I HAVE THOUGHT WITH ALL MY HEART , IF I COULD GIVE MY MAN KAGE , ONE THING THAT WOULD BE THE GIFT . WOULD BE MOM HELEN TO BE WELL , THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT GIFT OF ALL , ONLY ALL I CAN GIVE HIM IS ALL MY LOVE , ALL MY SUPPORT , ALL OF MY BEING WITH IN ME. ALL MY GIVING IN MY LOVE FOR HIM , TAKE THE HURT , THE ACHE AWAY . KAGE , I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU , I WILL BE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE , THROUGH THE ROCKY ROADS AHEAD , THE TURNS THE TWISTS AND WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER BABY . I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART YOUR OLE LADY CHERIE FOREVER . (WROTE 12/12/07 ) CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

For All
So we lost our house to forcloser jumped from place to place and finally found a place to make a new start. the kids are growning up fast my baby is now 7 and recently found out he was autistic but he is such a sweetheart. doing good for being born 3lb 2oz well i have missed all the fun i am now back on line and ready for what ever life throws at me.

I Am So Confused...
heh, i'm hungover today but been invited to someones house party tonight so i'm gonna have to get better....fast. anyway the reasons of my legend night was because in my drunken state i tend to get a lot of admirers.....ahem. god knows how much i drank last night, but i'm paying for it to be honest. got fingered in a pub last night! by a mates exes cousin! lol! small world and all that bollocks! but seriously, i think whatever i drank is in my system coz i still feel twatted. oh god i was supposed to take my meds last night but i didn't coz i couldn't be arsed. currently listening to metalica with abby who also feels like shit. and all that jazz! (gets up and starts dancing) nah not really! lol! can't be fucked! i stink of beer i think, i should fucking hope so! lol! oh yeah, and for anyone reading this, feel free to look at my photos and shizz! some of them i look kinda sexual! lol! ok, i'm gonna fuck off now, i like sex! goodbye! i don't like this medicine i've been put

Teddy Bears
Ok everyone we have gone back to Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston, TX. on Easter Sunday and worked with the burn patients as well as held an easter egg hunt with them. Fell free to goto my web site and check out the photos and the site. While you there please sign the guest book. www.carlcaresbears.com You will need to copy and paste the site. Thanks, Bam Bam Hello everyone we finally finished our website for the organization myself, my sister, and brother started under our fathers name. Please feel free to go and check it out I will be updating it often. While on there check out the photos and sign the guest book. Anyone that would like to make a donation please fill out the information in the Contact Us section and we will get back to you soo. The site address is www.carlcaresbears.com Please copy and paste it Thank you, Sean Well in my last blog I told everyone I would let them know how evrything went at the Shriners Burn Unit. We had a great time sp

Family
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My husband Jim and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (it is up to you how you do this can be naughty or nice although nice is better so I can show them off lol) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send us the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on there for now is his and my two best friends, those I have gotten salutes from already and couples that we share pics with, all others are expecte

Jealousy
Look...don't bother wasting my time. I am friends with many of you because I want to be. I repost your stupid bulletins in hopes that when I have one maybe you'll repost mine when I ask. I rate your pictures and your stash to help you level and ask for NOTHING in return. I help you with your contests because you are my friend. NOT because I want you to do anything for me. I don't care if you are a bomber family or not. I don't care if you are part of a group or not. Block me if you want, fucking rate my shit a 1 if you need to do it to make yourself feel better. For some of you that do this crap...you're just jealous, for the others, you're just ass holes. I joined Club FAR because I was told that it was a cool family with cool people in it. I ask someone from their precious "family" page to repost a bulletin and they say "Why would I repost this, we are not a bomber family." HELLO!!!! I WAS IN CLUB FAR BEFORE THIS FAKE ASS PAGE WAS MADE! FAMILY DOES SHIT FOR EACH

Life
Hello all, Yeah I know there isn't going to be many who read this, but I am gonna type it anyway. There are those of you on my friend list that i talk to everyday and those who talk to me everyday. Then there are some of you that talk to me every once in a while. Then there are those of you who do not speak to me at all or do not leave messages and or comments. There are those of you who are just on my list for big friend numbers. If you are one of those people please remove yourself from my list. I am not trying to sound like a bitch but I want real friends. All of my real friends and those of you who consider yourselves my friends please remain on my list. Any drama makers please disappear. Anyone who doesn't want to really be my friend, just remove yourselves from my list. Once again I am not trying to be mean but I am not gonna put up with a bunch of people who r so unreal and not true friends. HELLO ALL, HERE ARE A FEW OF MY BLOGS FROM MY SPACE. YES I CAN BE A BITCH WHEN I FEEL TH

Relationships
Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and used a crutch But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine I have 2 legs, the world is mine. I stopped to buy some candy The lad who sold it had such charm I talked with him a while, he seemed so very glad If I were late, it'd do no harm. And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been so kind. It's nice to talk with folks like you. You see," he said, "I'm blind." Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have 2 eyes, the world is mine. Later while walking down the street, I saw a child with eyes of blue He stood and watched the others play He did not know what to do. I stopped a moment and then I said, "Why don't you join the others, dear?" He looked ahead without a word. And then I knew, he couldn't hear. Oh, God, f

Barbies Christmas Wishlist..lmao
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 1996 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out

Gaming
Let me relieve you of some blood! lol Just a simple click, nothing more. Help me rid the world of Werewolves by making my Vampire strong :-P CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET Also if you are into browser based games CHECK THESE OUT! They're great games :-P

Free Food & Drinks 2nite!
If your in the Chicago area 2nite is Customer appreciation day at my fav bar. It's on the norhtside of chicago in the Depaul area 950 w webster is the address. Its open bar and buffet from 7-9 some come on down to this chill college bar plenty of tv's & people to watch. Not to mention DJ Ricky Baldwin will be spinn'n ur fav tunes old to new x-mas to whatever.

Fubar Stuff
In a few days I will post a blog explaing how to get these.. Please add me so it will notify you when I post it. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The fir

Poemz
life, it will let ya down, you get back up, and your thrown to ground. sometimes i wonder will i find the girl for me, or will i just be plundered. the thought never escapes, all the times i've tried, no body relates, i always get fried. all them girls promise everything they say one thing, and give you fuckin nothing. you give you give, and ya try and try, but all them girls, just like ta fry. they fry your heart and ya soul, never let down, or yall be schooled. i'm tired im so tired of lookin i want my girl i want her now will i find her? i hope so now. i hope she holds me i hope she's cool someday ill find her, and ill make yall drool. please lord let me find her soon, i need my love, i need my life, i need my one, to tell me, itll be alright. lord send me mine send me my love, make us work, and fit like a glove. ill keep lookin, cuz thats what i do, then one day girl, itll be just me and you.

Christmas Surprise
Yesterday when I got home from work there was a package sitting on the table it had came fedex.. I asked whats this? They said we don't know its for you..... as I started opening it I knew WHO it was from.. she's a sweet heart and always makes me smile. She had asked me for my address .. I told her not to.. but you can't tell her NO! LOL Sooooooooo sweet isn't she :D

Where Are The Nice Guys?
I see this question posted with some regularity on the internet, so I thought I'd take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven't figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you. At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic feelings fo

Decoding Women's Personal Ads
Ø 40-ish..................................49. Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic................................No breasts. Ø Average looking.....................Moooo. Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Ø Feminist...............................Fat. Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut. Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate. Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch. Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. Buddy of mine sent this to me, thought it was worth posting =)

Help Me While Helping Yourself
Stephanie is feeling so lucky she's hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY She's offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • Click This Pic and.... • Put on 100 comments. • Stephanie will give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s the Free Blast Special Twist ~~~ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as “Lucky Contestants”. Give one of THEM 100 comments and Stephanie will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the “Lucky Contestants” 300 comments and Stephanie will give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! RULES/RESTRICTIONS: - Must not leave NSFW comments. Be friendly. Drama free. Etc… - You MUST email Stephanie (do not shout her!) and let her know how many comments you left and on which contestant. - Offer is ONLY good during the above referenced time. - OFFER ONLY PERT

Holy Shit!!
So I went to the grocery store today. This is usually an easy task to perform, assuming you are a normal person. You get there, get the groceries you need, pay for it, then leave. I, however, am not normal. I got there at a decent time, about 5pm, maybe closer to 6, I'm not exactly sure. I was probably doing about 45mph when I drove into the front door of the building (don't worry, no one was hurt). Immediatly I dove out of the windshield and shards of glass riddled the skin of all the curious bastards surrounding my car. You know what they say, "curiousity shoots pieces of glass at cats". Anyways, I ran straight across the store, and I did it pretty fast. I wasn't looking at my watch, so I'm not sure how fast I was going, but parts of my clothes had started on fire. I could have easily doused the flames with an ice spell or something, but I didn't want to waste my mana, so I just took all my clothes off. I was just where I wanted to be, though, in the aisle with all the kitchen ute

To The People In The United States
My Thought's not the Thought's of anyone affiliated with me. I feel that The United States people are starting to be so closed minded. They are not standing up for there rights. Is it because they are scared of the Government ? Are they scared of President Bush? Bush has pushed his luck to far! He has brought The United States to the brink of global war. He has lied about Iraq and hasn't gone after Bin Laden. At no time in his state of the union he didn't talk about the people of New Orleans and Katrina. He wants to open a part of the border so people want walk over anytime. His reason behind this is if we open a part of the border so anyone can come over easier they will not sneak over. If you didn't know Bush had a cocaine problem. There is a man who went to college with Bush who said " He has direct knowledge of young Bush selling cocaine in his college years". The Yale man adamantly refused to go on the record, on the grounds that he had no desire to authenticate a story that c

Sex Ain't Like It Use 2 B
We all had them just think aboutit. remember when the head was the hook up and the lion was a beast? What the hell happens that changes the head into nevermind or u want what? And then the lion turns into the one on the yellow brick road and it needs a brain (fuck the heart). Damn i just grit my teeth 4 thoses of u who is a suspect in this situation. see the problem is u fall victim 2 that feeling everyone confuses with love. Yeah, Love, I simply tell a female I love them they damn near ready 2 go. Hell if they let me finish i would b saying love 2 do it to you. but then they turn around and show me, by giving me some love Aka Legs Open Very Easy. I think it is nothing worst then having one who is the bomb and then u remember the slowly growing dud at home. I guess if u wait around 4 the one u want and stay with the one u wit until then. I guess u will just continue 2 dewindle away in marriage. because everyone know if u stick around long enough u'll get stuck and test the w

Maxines
IF YOUR BODY WAS A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! JUST KIDDING - YOU GET BETTER WITH TIME...

Raaaaawwwwwrrrrr!
There was a bag of chips stuck in the vending machine. I decided to get another one and get the one that was stuck for free. That one got stuck too! I decided to try one more time (IT wasn't my money ^.^) That one got stuck too! Now I payed for two and there are three bags stuck. I decide to try one more time. The last one I bought knocked the first one and two of the ones I bought down. I payed for three, I got three and one is still stuck.

My First Ever Blog
As forward as I move, I guess it is time to make it into 2007. Welcome to my first blog. I have no idea how this thing works. I guess kinda like an online diary...My thoughts...Well, is there a limit to blogs size? I have to admit, I do like this place. It is definately more exciting, and promotes networking and talking more than myhell. One day I think I will definately be adding a second. I think for now, I will see how this works. Hopefully it posts right. It can't be that hard can it? I mean, 12 year olds do it...LOL!

Lyrics
she makes all the guys at school turn their heads and start to drool and i would marry her if i could (?) the star of every young boys dream i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress well now the truth is out at last that she's been on a two year fast oh annie annie annie annie oh annie's anorexic annie's anorexic oh my annie her mom went nuts when she heard the news the girl scout with too much to lose she never skipped class in her life but she skipped dinner every time i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress she looked so fine how could i tell that deep inside whe wasn't well hangin' with her friends you know she looked so very (?) she laughed at all my jokes and she didn't find me funny when it comes down to (???) she'll pass by everybody I don't know where you are tonight But something tells me That you're not doing all right Well I don't need to hear you say That you love me everyday As long

Catherin Linde
I am looking for a future behalf, age requirement 40 above, w/ good attitude, hardworking, and will give his honor of love to me and to my only one child a one year old child. Please pm me at catherinelinde88@yahoo.com

Holidays
Happy Holidays! I just wanted to post my thoughts to all the people I've met here and the friends I have made. It has been a rather rough year for me: first getting layed off due to the economy and still job hunting, then the death of my cat, then my brother dying in December...not a great year. I do hope 2009 brings much more happiness...perhaps getting to meet some of you in person! and a new job! lol. I can't afford to be "prematurely retired" if I don't have the money to enjoy it! It will be a new year soon, a new beginning again...with the economy the way it is and our uncertain government, let's hope we can all prosper and get ahead. I already have the treasures of friends found here. You all know who you are! Christmas Blessings to you...and for all of us, a Very Happy New YEar ahead! Lee in Texas WELL, LOOK WHAT THE EASTER BUNNY LEFT ME WHEN I GOT ON HERE THIS AFTERNOON NOW! THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED ABOUT 3 OR 4 YOUNG/NEW PEOPLE ON HERE HAD ALL DOWNRATED ME...THEIR PIC

Bunnybunz's Lounge
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

New Graphic That I Made. Computer Wallpaper Of The Joker.
Just did this, I dig it. Anybody that feels like clicking the box and rating/commenting it would be awesome. Always love feedback. Check it out, might dig it too. There's also a link on that page you view of a better quality version since that website scales it down to their limits. Thanks Scott

Not Online Anymore
Um yeah so look i dont have the net anymore. so i wont be on...dont think im mad at you...its not that..i dont have my phone on right now...but when i get it on.,..some of u have my number so u can call or i will call you.....umm im sorry for this,....but i have to go. Love you all Jessi

What I'm Thinking
I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money - Pablo Picasso Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige I'm against any deal I'm not in on. - Tip O'Neill In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. - Jimmy Carter Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Bradley In the city of York there's lass Who will hitch up her dress when you pass. If you toss her two bits She will strip to the tits And let you explore her bare ass. Just in case I get busy; I wanted to wish all those fathers I know and all those fathers I don't know; a happy father's day. Only a real man can be a true father to their kid. This includes stepfathers, adoptive fahers and surrogate fathers. I raise my glass to you.

Cheating Boyfriend?
ok I have been checking the history when i get home every morning and I noticed that my boyfriend has been looking up porn ( that doesn't bother me i like porn but he says he didn't do it and there is only the two of us on this computer) and his ex girlfriends.....he's made a myspace profile and won't add me as a friend. a few months back I was getting these text messages from a dating service he was suscribed to, he also didn't know anything about. and was messaging this 16 year old things like I'm wanting and hoping to hear from you soon, the pics on your profile look amazing... his excuse was he was setting his cousin up with her. now it may just be my paranoia but now he has added aim and i found a personals thing on the history, I'm a very jealous person psychotic doesn't even begin to describe what I would be if another lame asshole is cheating on me. I'll neuter him with a butter knife. but the main thing is why can't some just be honest? if you don't want to be with some one j

My First Serious Poem
Broken By: Raso She has the eyes of an angel that has lost its wings. The life she knew destroyed, torn apart. Her heart beats empty echoes.useless to her now. Yet continues, relentless, unwilling to stop. Tears replaced a numbness. Questions of confusion, shock. Replaying moments in her head. What should be, what was, is not. Sorrow replaced by rage. Rage replaced by a memory. A time of pure emotion, of bliss Recorded in one tear stained page of a diary. Thumbing through pictures Of smiles, unstaged, pure never to be shared together again burn brightly in the fire, to see them, to much to endure A vow at that moment never to be exposed again. To barricade herself not to feel With emotional instincts wrong, and lies believed Forever to carry internal scars. The scars which never heal.

Ok Ladys Read This Plz
ok for the record yes im single but you need to be also no married women or involved women either sorry but dont need extra bullshit why should you peace out oh and rate me as well and ill return the favor thankx

Love At First Sight...?
Dreamed I killed God and woke up I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was begging please, please, please, no dont I dreamed I killed God and woke up Rain on me in my dream, ah and time drive, and time drives my mind oh Im not safe and no one can save you for some reason talk to me I talk to you, I talk to myself talk to someone else oh, yeah, yeah I want you to follow, just follow its only a, its only a dream, its only a I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was lying, bleeding wishing she was, she was here now, yeah, yeah He died, its passing its passing, hopefully hopefully, do what I did I dreamed I killed God, I dreamed I killed God I dreamed I, is he dead I remember thinking so, they said he was, he was, he was dead couldnt have been I dreamt it again Oh,yeah To change the world, start with one step However small, the first step is hardest of all Once you get your gait, you'll be walkin' tall You said you never did, cuz you might die tryin'

Blasts..$$
am i getting this? f f f fff ffff I’ve got a couple of amazing reasons to celebrate! While others have been out making drama I’ve been busy making money!! I wanna give some to you!! OK, not my REAL money – but Fu-bucks AND blasts. So help me celebrate my recent great news! I’m feeling so lucky I’m hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY I’m offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • So pick any contestant in my “Give-Away” folder. I want you to hit me and peach..come on..we need some love and you need fu $$$..and even a blast..hit the pic and love us and win something • Give him/her 100 comments. • I give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s

The Hypnotist
THE HYPNOTIST It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ....' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist

Fu-owned
I am Fu-Owned by this wonderful man. RATE/FAN/ADD HIM PLEASE Mikey The ▪▫Pіŧßułł МãҒiã ▫▪ Hitman@ fubar What can I say about this guy?? Well, he is absolutely amazing :D He always stops by to top me up when I'm dry...lol...and he is always there for his friends...he is so friendly and such a sweetheart...he'll do anything to help you out in a pinch :D And, of course...the Godfather list...he puts so much work into this list...to show us all how much we have to go, and to get us help from our friends...and even after my reset, I had all the points to go....and he still included me on the list :D He has been such an amazing friend to me....

Brittany Brendles News Paper Article
Winnabow | A 16-year-old high school student was killed Tuesday morning in a two-car crash shortly after she left her home while on her way to school. State Highway Patrol 1st Sgt. Al Morris said Brittany Elizabeth Brendle, of 1272 Cherry Tree Road in Winnabow, died in a two-vehicle accident. Brendle's car was struck while turning left at the stop sign at the intersection of Crabapple and Green Hill roads in Winnabow, about a mile west off U.S. 17. Brendle's vehicle, a late-model Volkswagen, was hit by a 2000 Ford Ranger traveling east on Green Hill Road and driven by Matthew T. Morgan, also 16. The accident occurred about 7:15 a.m., Morris said. Neither vehicle was traveling at excessive speed, he said. Brendle died at the scene, the trooper said. Both drivers were wearing seat belts. Morgan was "shaken up" but uninjured in the crash and was not taken to an area hospital. After giving his statement to authorities, Morgan told the trooper he was returning home and would lat

A Year Today
Wow! A year ago today I was bored as heck and looking through my sons KiteBoarder magazine and saw the add for this place. Not sure of the name back then CherryTap/LostCherry. So I thought why not join? I have to say I am glad that I did. I have met so many amazing people here that I don't just consider it an online thing but have made real life friendships with some of you. I never thought that I would have met some of the most amazing people here. A lot of you have been with me through a challenging year. The death of my friend, getting back to the working world after years of being a stay at home mom, the end of a relationship, the illness of my dad. I don't know how I would of gotten through these things without some of you. It's weird how a lot of people who interact with others online think of it as nothing. I feel that interacting with people at places like this should be treated the same as the "real world" as some would say. Being frequent in the mumms I am someti

If U Dare
i think it was hot until they killed it FRIENDS WITH BENIFITS ! Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your fubAR that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LoL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your migente that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery GOT A GOOD SITE FOR U IF UR INTRESTED IN MEETIN OTHER PEOPLE.

Surgery
Well the Doc called today to let me know the results of all the biopsy tests on my removed parts......Im free and clear of any and all cancer. Yee Haw...wish I could have a drink and celebrate but know a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Thank you to my friends for all they're support and prayers and to my special someone thank you for being there for me thru this you are truly an amazing man. Luv to All of You HOLLY Well as alot of my close friends know I went under the knife in an emergency surgery back in August of this year. It was a hell of a time recovering but the outside is healed up very nicely but the insides will take another good year. Muscles take forever to heal when they are paper thin...lol Ive have been having more health problems so I went to the DR and had a battery of tests again, blood, ultra sound, CT scans and MRI. Got the results this morning. Im going under the knife again. They found a huge tumor that keeps twisting and cutting off blood flow

My Fu Wedding
After months of being illegally fu-married Lovely Lesbian and DJ Phyre Phli Will be leagally FuWed In a Ct Ceremony That will be held at Fubar's Afterhours. All are invited and the bottles will be poppin' all night. Come kick it with the Brides-to-be and you may win a few fubux in the process! The party starts @ 10pm eastern Or 9pm Central ~*lovely lesbian*~@ fubar ~&clubs DJ Phyre Phli &clubs~FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™ DJ@ fubar DJ Ackrite A.K.A. Jeezy Will Be Rockin The 1's and 2's RJeezy aka DJ AckRite۞Neabears husband ۞Owner of Fubars After Hours@ fubar

The Usual Shat
well, i'm now in north little rock. had my first day of recruiting school today. it wasn't too bad cept for the 5 am wake up time. but shit happens. i think it's going to be a good school though. i'll enjoy it. so i'll be here for 5 weeks. should be too bad. but, i'm tired as hell so imma cut this one short. ps. if ya view, be nice and leave a comment. it doesn't have to make sense either "sljksrlekoif" is fine, i just wanna know who's actually readin my yammering take er easy people well here we are, a beautiful thursday. work wasn't too bad today. did some admin stuff at the office and tried to hit my business list up. a good friend of mine actually stopped by my mother's yesterday while i was getting something to eat. i hadn't seen him in forever. we went to military school together and continued our friendship after school. so it was good to see him. other than that, I can honestly say it has been the ultimate of very shitty weeks. There's nothing quite like having

The 10 Commandments
The 10 commandments 01. The two should never irritate themselves at the same time, this means preventing the explosion. Qto more the situation is complicated, but the calm is needed. 02. Never shout with one another, unless the home is catching fire. Who has good arguments need not scream and the more someone shouts, less is heard. 03. If anyone should win let the discussion is the other. Losing a discussion can be an act of intelligence and love. 04. If it is inevitable criticize, do so but with love. The other side needs to understand what is said, aims to add, not divide. 05. Never play in the face of the other mistakes of the past. The person is always greater than their mistakes. And nobody likes to be characterized by their defects. 06. Be displicente with anyone, least with his cônjugue. In the life of two all can and should be important. The happiness was born of small things. 07. Never sleep without having reached an agreement. If it does not, the pr

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

For My Son David 1973-2006
Waiting There For You If all the stars fell from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just reach down deep inside your heart, I'll be waiting there for you. I'm as close as your next heartbeat, And within your heart I'll stay. I will be there when you need me, I will never go away. If your burdens become to heavy, And they seem to much to bear. You know that I will share your load, I will always be right there. Always in the background, And that is where I will stay. Untill the day you call my name, I wont be far away. I will be there in the sunshine, As it shines upon your face. When you feel its warmth remember me, I'll be waiting in my place. I'll be there in the soft breeze, As it dances across your skin. So quietly I will be there, Like a whisper in the wind. So if your stars fall from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just look for me inside your heart, I will be waiting there for you. i dont know who wrote this but it is bea

Are You Going To Let Me Shout?
> Name: > Number: > Best time to call: > text messaging (yes or no) > phone service: > > > > > > I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. > If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] > Repost as: Give me your #

School 1957 Vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Teste

Computer No No's!!!
First of all, you should never turn your computer off while you're in the middle of a program or if you have a bunch of windows open. You need to always close out all your programs and windows before shutting down your computer. If a program freezes up on you, always try to use Ctrl + Alt + Del before you do anything else. Another thing you should never do is turn your computer off and then turn it back on without waiting at least 60 seconds. The system needs at least that long to calm down a bit before you put it back to work. Here's more! Never remove a disk or a CD from their respective drives until the drive light has turned off. It usually takes a few seconds for it to turn off, but if it's still on, don't push that release button! Here's an interesting one: don't ever use a magnet around your computer, the monitor or around a diskette (floppy disk). Magnets are bad news! Also, don't ever try to force a disk into its drive. If it doesn't fit, you may have it upside down or back

Happy Holidays
I want to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season Happy New Year To all my family and friends. and to all on fubar. May this year be better than the last. I wish every on a safe and happy holday season. oph yeah BTW GO BROWNS....................

Strange Facts
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable car

Dismayed By Illusion
One has imagination using it to distinquish what they desire... Only it's an illusion of one's fantacy... For when the truth steps to reality... We are dismayed by illusion of our souls desires.. You look hard, you look deap within your soul... You realize what you want wishing for one to fill the gap that keeps you searchin... You look to the universe, you ask for a gift, from the godds above... Within time the Godds answer your prayes, You hear the words, feel the emotion Only to lock up, from past fears... You bein who you are, clames up an closes the door... When you should push it open, to claim your shootin star... When all is said an done... All your left with is to be Dismayed by Illusion..

Drama
Man it is said how so many people take things so personal on here. Yea I am real and I tell it like it is. I come here to talk to certain peaple becuz they are cool and really nice. The drama kings and Queens need to delete themselves from my page. As far as have an actual serious relationship on fubar come on peaple this is internet GET REAL!!!!! Friendship is an actual thing that can happen but boyfriuend girlfriend get real. Possibly getting interested into meeting even but stop taking stuff so personal. I am always here for my friends and individuals who are real like flirt , countrygirl, mama rox,mistic angel, and a few others.... but if your not real like these peaple do not add me as a friend.......

Nsfw
i had 5 photos flaged as nsfw,now im not one to be a so and so and go marken stuff as nsfw or let alone get involved in any of the crap that go`s on in this joint but come on a pair of bloody footy boxers hasent anyone got better things to do then to make a person life misrable yeah i know i could and can re upload the pics but why the hell should i. NOW i see a lot of desplay pics showing bits and peices so tell me whats the diferance of a woman showing a little clivage to bearing all well its that showing clivage is that they are covered and bearing all well not so covered and wtf is the differance to a guy wearing no shirt or singlet to a chick been topless hell idk i give up and i guse this blog will be marked as well

A Naughty Lil Story
“THE MIRROR” CHAPTER 1: GETTING READY THE CANDLES ARE LIT, REFLECTING IN THE MIRROR, THE MUSIC IS PLAYING AND THE FIRE IS RAGING, IN HIS HEART AND THROUGHOUT HIS BODY AND SOUL. ALL THAT’S MISSING IS THE SEXIEST MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HE HAS EVER KNOW. HE HEARS HER OPENING THE DOOR AND HIS HEART ALMOST JUMPS OUT OF HIS CHEST (LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES WHENEVER SHE IS NEAR) IN ANTICIPATION OF WHAT’S TO COME. HE MEETS HER AT THE DOOR WITH A BOUQUET OF ROSES THAT HE GROWS JUST FOR HER, AND TAKES HER IN HIS ARMS AND HOLDS HER AS TIGHT AS HE CAN. HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO VERY LONG AND HOPES SHE HAS TOO. HE TELLS HER HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT SHE’S HERE AND THAT THIS WILL BE A NIGHT THAT WILL LIVE IN HIS HEART AND SOUL FOR THE REST OFF HIS LIFE. CHAPTER 2 : THE BEGINNING HE LEADS HER TO THE ROOM THAT WILL BE THEIR EDEN FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, THE ONLY LIGHT COMING FROM THE TWO CANDLES AND HER BEAUTIFUL EYES. HE CAN HEAR HER HEART BEGINNING TO BEAT ALMOST AS LOUD AS H

Sex
HEAVEN AWAITS She’s got the softest lips I’ve ever felt pressed against my body, as she slowly makes her way towards me. Slowly crawling over my naked warm body, her hair drapes over my face; she has the sweetest scent known to man, the scent of lust and passion over-whelms me. I feel weak and yet strong at the same time; I confused, I want to destroy her body, but start off as gentle as a lamb. I lay back and enjoy the moments as she stares deep within my eyes. I give her complete control as her teeth embrace my neck; I give out a slight moan. She starts to go back down my body leaving a trail of fingernails clawing over my chest gently fading into the night. She reaches her destination engulfing her favorite toy as sweat trails down the side of my face, racing down my neck deep within the sheets. I begin to speak in tongues as I reach for the heavens to help me in my quest only to make it half way there. These few minutes seem like an eternity of standing at heavens ga

Love
Love Is! Love is having you by my side And in my dreams, you're always there Love is knowing you're wherever I go Just like the skies You're everywhere Love is lying down at night And before I sleep Your face is the last thing I see When I wake to the early morning That happy face is there to greet me Love is knowing that truly You are the one I'd spend the rest of my life Love is knowing how wonderful it would be To live as husband and wife Love is knowing that in my heart That what we share is strong and true Love is so many things I know But most of all, I know love is you.

Heartache
A MILLION & ONE A million times you’ve always said you would love me forever. A million times you’ve promised me you’d always be there for me til end of time. Now you say it’s time to go and that love doesn’t live here anymore. Now you say you’re unhappy after a million smiles and a million sunrises in my arms. A millions times I’ve heard your voice whispering in my ears at night as if I’ve heard a million questions in my head. Now that I have all the answers; but I have no one to give me any questions. A billion tears have sent chills down my face as they flow down in the form of a waterfall. So many times I’ve questioned God and why he has taken you and your love away from me after so many years. I see you from time to time surrounded by walls of empty flesh; keeping me away from you as if I were a virus, plague or disease. I some times wish I had a million bullets; for what I don’t know at this point in time. I want to leave this place, this world,

Friends Read
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My beauty and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (see my salute album for an idea) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. I/We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send me the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on family are those who have done this,all others who want to join the family are expected to send a salute first. Sorry it has to be this way but we have had too many bad experiences as of late. BeautysBeast

Heartache Pt.2
Mornings To Come Morning comes and I awaken to an empty bed as I reach for you and you’re not in your place. Emptiness is the loudest cry my ears have ever heard. I get out of bed searching for the biggest sign of your presence; calling out your name over and over. I learn that silence can be the deepest of pains to ones heart and soul. I walk from room to room looking for your things to be in their usual place; I see nothings there. I feel blinded by the empty space that surrounds me. I don’t know what to do or say, I’m lost in the wilderness of my fears. I drowning in words too confused to come out of my mouth fearing the world of loneliness. You were everything to me and more; you’ve taken away the air that I breathe. Please give me back my fantasy; the courage that I need to live. All I’m feeling at this time is the purest of pain. I rush to the phone dialing home and you’re number echoes through my head time after time and you never answer. Tears begin

Kyredneck Aka Stefan Aka David Aka Loser
I did a sticky bulletin on this today but I'm blogging it too for further updates. No it's not drama, just truth. Women need to beware. He prays on the vulnerable. THIS IS TRUE...I KNOW THIS GUY AS WELL AND HAVE BEEN CONTACTED VIA EMAIL ALSO. HE HAS USED AND ABUSED WOMEN ON MYSPACE AND FUBAR AS WELL. AFTER I GOT SEVERAL EMAILS FOR A WOMAN HE GOT INVOLVED WITH I PERSONALLY LEFT HIM A MESSAGE ON HIS KYREDNECK FUBAR PAGE AND THE NEXT DAY IT WAS DELETED. HE CONTACTED ME VIA YAHOO MESSENGER AND ASKED WHY I LEFT THAT. I PLAYED DUMB AND HE SAID THAT HE LEFT FUBAR BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LYING ABOUT HIM. YA. TELL ME ANOTHER ONE. THIS CHICK WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME OTHER PICTURES BUT HASN'T YET. THIS BULLETIN IS TRUE. I AM GOING TO STICKY IT. SORRY I DIDN'T SEND SOONER BUT THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY IN OKLAHOMA WITH THE ICE STORM AND BLACKOUT. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY. 1-270-314-2618 IS HIS PHONE NUMBER IF YOU WANT TO CALL HIM TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND .... UNLESS HE CHANGED IT

My Goddesses
Isis, Egyptian Goddess of Magic and Giver of Life Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers. Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them (an art form on which many of us would welcome a refresher course!) Isis taught her people the skills of reading and agriculture and was worshipped as the goddess of medicine and wisdom. More than any other of the ancient Egyptian goddesses, Isis embodied the characteristics of all the lesser goddesses that preceded her. Isis became the model on which future generations of female deities in othe

Funnys
DIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in

Harley Davidson Joke
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." -------------------- A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautif

Lightness
An Angel does not always have soft fluffy white wings, As it can be your best friend, where pure happiness to you they bring, Someone who you keep close in your heart, Being a part of each other and never falling apart, An angel can be big or it can be small, Just look around and you will see them all, For they don't always need to fly, And when you see one you will get a sparkle in your eye, An angel will be there when you need a helping hand, They will always stay beside you where ever you may stand, Then when you feel like no one about you don't care, Just turn around for there will be an angel standing there, An angel will be with you even if the sun don't shine, As you will feel their tender sweet loving touch and you will be fine, So what is an angel you may ask, They are all the earth's people just hiding behind a mask, For many angels walk all around, Walking real quiet without making a sound, They will be with you even when your life ends, As you have so man

Bulletins
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal: 1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sist

Oral
Topic....Oral Sex. Ok things are going to warm up so pay attention.... He should start with kissing her tummy working his way to her thigh's then with your tongue start with long strokes nice and slow to the tip of your tongue - like your licking an ice-cream take your time and make sure to explore slowly drawl her lips into your mouth and tease them with your tongue. Then move to her c.l.i.t once again long strokes with your tongue then switch to the tip circle it then lightly flick it with the tip of your tongue every so often increase then pressure then pull back watch for her reactions closely. Next take her c.l.i.t into your mouth gently suck on it as you circle it all around over the top with your tongue. Now is where you can be a little playful she at this point should be getting closer and closer this is where you can pull back a little allow your warm breath envelope c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s - kiss her tummy slowly and passionately – allow her to anticipate what is

New Business Venture
I'm working on taking my photography and trying to start my own business you can check out my webpage for it at J Keniston Photography or e-mail me at j_keniston_photography@yahoo.com or by phone at 207-478-5118 for more information who knows if it will end up going anywhere but i figured what the hell do i have to lose.

New Cummer(???)
Shadows By Alex McKenzie Am I all that I am made up to be? Or am I merely a shadow you see. Is it what I do what makes me...me? Or is that just a I shadow I see. Will I grow evermore not unlike a tree? Or will I live in the shadows I see. Am I ever to be set free? Or am I surely a shadow to be............ Any Gray Day By Alex McKenzie The dawn of another day of gray, The sky the color of dead ash. The clouds an angry smear across the sky, Threatening the silence of the morning. Street lights casting a corona around themselves, As if protecting themselves from a darkness unending. Dull and lifeless does my soul feel, When gazing into this cold morning sky. My mood darkens as do the heavens above, The clouds ready to loose their fury. My emotions following the day ever changing, The same as in the swirling gray mass above me. The dawn of a new day of gray.......... One In A Million By Alex McKenzie Gently falling upon my upturned face,

History Of Wicca /paganism
Ostara Pronounced: Oh-stare-ah Oh-STAR-a From the name of the Goddess Eostre and her celebration Eostara that takes place the first full moon after the Equinox Also called: Lady Day, Alban Eiler (Druidic), Eostara (Teutonic), Oestara, Eostra, Eos (Greek), Alban Eilir (Druidic), Spring Equinox, Vernal Equinox, Summer Finding (Asatru), Naw Ruz (Persian New Year), Alban Elfed, Festival of Trees, No Ruz, Ostra, Rites of Spring Ostara History Lore Traditions and Customs Date: On or around March 21 Once again, night and day stand in perfect balance, with the powers of light on the ascendancy. The God of Light now wins a victory over his twin, the god of darkness. Ostara is a fertility festival celebrating the birth of Spring and the reawakening of life from the Earth. At the moment of the Vernal Equinox night and day stand in perfect balance, with light on the increase The energies of Nature subtly shift from the sluggishness of Winter to the exuberant expansion of Sp

Tequila Christmas Cookies
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Tequila Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try Another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just Pry it loose wit h a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila Now shift the lemon ju

My Marriage And My Husband
God gave me an answer! This blog was written Sunday, April 8, 2007. Ever since February 9th, I have been doing a lot of praying about what to do with my live and my marriage. I want to do the right thing in the eyes of God. I also want to do what I feel is right in my logical ming and my emotional heart. I have had a real delema. I thought that in my situation it was wrong to do what is happening right now in my marriage. I was really upset because I thought I was doing wrong in the eyes of God. I had consulted my Bible and found verses like the following: 1 Corinthians 7:10&11 To the married I , the Lord, give this command: A wife must not separate from her husband. But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife. Which basically says that if I get divorced that I must remain single for the rest of my life. Not having any romantic relationships and not having any children. The thought of thi

Sharing The Laughter....
Joke of the Week: CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this; yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she. Bonus Jokes The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning busin

Present Situation
I used to dream of eyes so blue And loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic heroins And how gracious they would be. I used to dream of how I wouldn’t settle For anything less than best. I used to dream of how she would majestically Lay all fears to rest. I used to dream of fairy tales, How wondrous would they be I used to dream of story books All patterned after me. I used to dream of a lot of things, But the moment I met you, I immediately stopped dreaming, Because all of my dreams came true. the pressure of life is getting to me. what do i do, what can i do. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the responsibilities that are tying me down.Straining my brain, breaking my back just to figure out a way out of this mess i call my life. is there a way? Some say suicide, but fuck that. im not rotting in hell to solve this. others say run. Run where? Home. yeah that will work.not. and the few, the few i call friends say stay, fight it. So hard, being pulle

Back To Reality
Caught up in the words that appear on your screen Wanting to believe so much of what is seen Your heart skips a beat with each new person you meet Wrapped in illusion There becomes confusion What is real, what is fake So much of you to give and take Freely speaking words you'd often not say Hoping later, your heart won't pay You wait for that comment, or email, or shout Finding so many ways to overlook your doubt It's different this time, it has to be He's sweet, he's smart, and he loves me What's a little distance When there is no resistance What's and issue or two Love will see you through Then one day you realize its just a dream What you wanted it to be, is all you have seen Your eyes are now open and reality set it in You wake up alone, and your life is not him Though never real, your heart is still cold The emptiness takes its familiar mold And you wonder how long it is going to be Before you head back to fantasy **copyrighted 2007 W

Peices Of Me
SO where has life brought me Is this my place Am I where I'm supposed to be CAn someone please tell me So why do I fell this sadness Why do I feel this pain I feel my heart tearing Pulling in different directions Can someone please tell me Where has my mind gone With all that I see Why do I feel so alone I fell trapped in my mind Please tell me why Is there something I'm missing Where has everyone gone Can no one help me please Or is this the path I have chose Can someone help me All is falling All upon my head I feel my life fleeting Why is it all slipping Can someone tell me Is anyone listening Or is this all in my mind Is salvation coming If only I could escape my mind

Erotic Stories
you are laying there in bed, trying to sleep after a long stressful day at work. all of a sudden you hear the water being drawn in the bathtub with the scent of strawberry from all the candles that are lit in there. You proceed to walk to the bathroom to be invited in, you set down in the bathtub with your back up against me and I massage you down, you turn your head to kiss me. As you are kissing me, your whole body turns and you make sweet love to me with the water splashing out of the bathtub, all over the floor...you reach for one of the candles to let the hot wax drip on to my nipples. You set up on the side of the tub so that I can have my way with you by my mouth. You pull upon my hair to lead me to the bedroom. you proceed to light all the candles in the bedroom and stop and stare at me laying on the bed waiting for you. you turn the sweet sound of lite romantic music on the cd player. your towel drops on the floor and you begin to speak and telling me what you want to do to me

Students Kill & Eat Baby Raccoon
COLUMBUS, Texas - The killing, cooking and eating of a baby raccoon as part of a class in Columbus has raised animal cruelty questions. Police Chief Danny Jackson said usually the animals are dead when they're part of a wildlife management and harvesting class at Columbus High School. Jackson said the October incident apparently involved two students who took a live raccoon to school. Jackson told KHOU television that the students, "Started stepping and stomping on it, joking they're tenderizing the animal." He said the youths then skinned the raccoon, cooked it and ate it. Superintendent Randy Hoyer said a substitute teacher was in the class that day and did not know any better, but it won't happen again. Hoyer said with the substitute teacher, the students in essence had permission to process the animal on site. But student Stephanie Zavala said it was animal cruelty. Columbus is a community of 4,100, located about 55 miles west of Houston.

How Too Sex?
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Where Is Love?
Recently I read a mumms about if you think you can find love on fubar. I found it interesting the comments people made. I think that love is different for many reasons, as many as there are people and can be found in the most unusual places, even on here. Love is the most wonderful feeling we have for anyone or thing we desire. I read that for every two miles there is one person we are compatible with. Compatible isn't love but it is a good start. We get what we deserve when it comes to love. We project who we are and what we are. Knowing who we are, what we want, good self esteem, the amount of respect we have for ourselves can determine if we find real love. Lots of people think they found love, when all they found was the heat of passion, happens to mice every twenty one days. There are people who are lonely and will settle for what they think is love. People can be desperate, those are the victims. I think we all have been there at one time or another. The key is to learn f

I Am Getting Rich!
I have made 80,000 these last 2 days..rating friend joes pics..and commenting. If you need money hes the one to go to! I have also made 5,000 by taking that what kinda drink are you survey. I took it last week... got 5,000..they sent it to me again.. so I took it and got 5,000 again..and tonite..i see where its back on my page again. LOL. So, of course greedy me..I will take it again! Hope everyone had a great day today! I am done with work today and off for 3 days!!

The New To Fubar Blog
According to experts, I am : 84% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com I just entered Taylor in the Great American Photo Contest. The baby with most votes this month wins $2,500 (that could be a nice amount to put away now for college!!). Please do me a big favor and click on this https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx? referid=EmailFriends&p=304697&x=.JPG and vote for Taylor. It takes a minute. I really appreciate it, and so does Taylor . Thanks in advance. Sincerely, Bethany p.s. Tell your friends to tell their friends! Ok... well I joined this place and I'm looking around and I'm picking up on it. I think. But wow, this is like "myspace on crack" as one of my friends put it. i don't know if I can keep up. I'm afraid to step away from my computer... This is what happens when computers get to good people. This is what becomes of us...

More About Me You Want To Know Anything Else Than Ask
I love you because you make me happy I love you because you make me feel safe and secure I love your smile I love the way you say my name I love the look in your eyes when you tell me you love me And how you laugh at me when I do something stupid, when others would put me down. I love the fact that when I'm around you I can be myself and not worry about what you may think of me, because I know you love me for who I am. No matter what my faults may be. I love being able to wake up with you by my side... It makes my days better At night I love watching you sleep, hearing you take each breath, and feeling your heart beat with the palm of my hand... reality hits that you are not a dream YOU ARE MINE. I love the way you wrap your arms around me and hold me really tight, like there is no tomorrow And I love the way I feel when your lips barely touch mine for a kiss, the love and emotions that go through me at that moment are unexplainable. I love your laugh I love hearin

Harassment
yeah my boss did the same shit. that mofo tried to say i was unprofessional about the way i quit after i had given him 3 weeks notice 9/02/2007 Rose: just thought I'd let you know that alec has been banned from the theater, and you should know better as a manager. John wants to know when he's at the theater, so just a heads up 10/14/2007 Rose: john hears e/t to do with alec, and james heard him say s/t when I walked away, so you better tell him to watch his threats 12/6/2007 (voicemail message)Rose: hey josh you need to call the theater or my cell because you need to talk to john or peyman about the overtime for yesterday, you clocked in at 1:49 instead of 3. Here on out it is through phone text messages. Of which I have saved all Me: because I was asked to do so by the only manager there and I did so don't change it Rose: wtf. I was asking because you didn't ask anyone for approval. John's not okay with it, and we have to explain why you have unapproved overtim

Ack!!!
these later days, I feel as if i'm on the brink of tears. I've had way to many changes in my life, and many other obstacles that have landed in my path. I feel as if I am fighting a losing battle, for every time I think things may be looking up, I get another heart shattering blow. how much can one take, before it kills them? I'm lost, brokenhearted, and teary eyed. the question is, does he care enough to notice, that i'm dying on the inside? I feel as if i'm on my last thread, and this tread is so weak, its amazing that I'm still alive and kicking. what is one to do, when they feel so alone at night, even though, the person they love is laying by there side? how is one to stand up and face another day, when all they want to do is hide away and cry? my tears will fade away in time, but what about my heart? where is the love I need? thanks for you time Lost in a web of shattered pieces Happiness is in the heart of the beholder. So with this I smile because God has my heart. In t

Its Time.......
its time to say bye bye for now as its time for me to move . will be missing for about 3- months getting everything sorted. so to all those that matter have a great christmas and new years holiday and i will see you in 2008. to those that dont matter wtf you doing in here until next time ttfn x

Yeah
I could scream or cry or yell or pout,, I want to hate but damn it ... my coat was stolen,it held my pins and some cash, the coat itself I had for 12 years,, so yeah,,it held some sentimental value,, whatever its the whole fucking point,, it was taken out of,,anger,spite,hurt , so fucking lame,, the pins,my ID, bus pass,sure,,they can be replaced,,yeah,, I've been talking about getting a new coat anyway,,,, Its just the principle o the fact,,, fucking thieve just like the rest just like those that I wont ever hate..only despise, some will never be any different from the rest...

My Spot
You called to ask me back, professing you still love me I can't help but wonder how could this be when you turned your back and abandoned me You left to be with someone else now claiming to have made a fool of yourself i didn't ask you to go, it was you, who left I have forgave, but i never forgot how you said she was your high school sweetheart treated me like your love suddenly stopped It wasn't your leaving, but the way you left no thoughts of me, my kids, but only self lying that it wasn't for anyone else you hurt me deep, broke me inside for months, every day i cried now you are asking to be back in my life? you left because you wanted to go my life moved on when you clsed that door so to answer your request boo...... HELL TO THE NO!!!!! I want to love you like you've never been loved before. It's not just physically, but such a mental love that you can feel deeply Let me caress your mind with my heart let me kiss your soul so very softly let me s

Poems
sitting in a coner in an empy room gun in one hand bullet in the other put the bullet in the chamber(come on i dare you) spin the chamber and close it. aim the gun at ur head(u knoe u wanna). pull the trigger (click) a peace of ur heart brakes off. pull the trigger agian(click)bigger peace brakes off this time(dont knoe if u can keep going (u do) pull the trigger agian (click)heart dont brake this time u just scream (FUCK)! with out knoeing it or tring u closed ur heart pull the trigger one last time (bang) ok there is a point to this and it is this love is like russun rulet (sounds odd right ) every time u pull the trigger and hear a click its not over it was the wrong person but if u give up ull hear the bang ull never be happy so even thought u hear alot of clicks keep trying and ull hear the sweet bang of love THE ESCAPE OF THE PAIN OF LIFE Don't fear me he said for I am what u wanted. I am death(the reaper)hear to end your pain. She will fade and you will die.

Omg To Fuckin Funny
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he dares have only one beer. The bartender asks him what the problem is, and he replies "The last time I came in drunk at 3:00 A.M. my wife was so bent out of shape we damn neared ended up in divorce court." The bartender replies "I'll you what, all you have to do is give her an extra special treat and she'll forget her little difficulty with you." "Such as?" asks the man. "Do you ever go down on her?" The man replies, "I really can't bring myself to do that, and, in fact, the mere thought of it makes me sick to my stomach!" "I'd get over it if I were you," replies the bartender. "Just think, she'll be so grateful and no matter how loaded you are you won't be all stressed-out trying to keep it up and end up resorting to soft-packing." "I'll give it a try. And now, get me a double Manhattan!" Our hero stumbles in the house blind-drunk and having a hard time containing his guts. "I'll get this over quick and hope not to up

Simonateher
hello everybody ..im just sending out my fubar love out to all my friends...have a great christmas and have a happy new year...hope to chat with you all again..add me to your yahoo messenger at simonateher@yahoo.com If your going to add me as a friend then really be a friend instead of a stranger. I hate those who just make comments on my pics just to get cherry points. I should be one of your top ten friends mainly who I am...im the kind of guy any woman would or should want as a good friend or maybe more but I dont see anybody wanting to do anything with me except for draining cherry points from me...take a look at my pics..rate them then chat with me...add me to your yahoo messengers friend list at simonateher@yahoo.com c-ya there. you really know who your friends are when it comes down to it!!!

Cancer.. Ugh
I just found out that I have liver cancer. I am scared to death and I do not know what to do. The doctor said that I have 3 months to live. He said there are some alternatives to do, some of which are.. going thru Chemotherapy, giving me an injection of alchohol in the tumor, and there is a chance I could get a transplant, but it is very risky. He said it could be awhile to wait for a liver as well, a healthy one. Idk what to do im scared, and clueless. What should I do ? A: Just let life take its course, and whatever happens, happens. B: Go thru Chemo, lose all my hair, get the injections, and hope for a transplant. Feel free to comment me, thanks !

She Now 5 Years Old!!! Oh No!!!
To my beloved daughter and best friend.HAPPY BIRTHDAY SchweetlePea All my life I had a dream that I would someday have a little girl. One that would look up to me and know I am always there for her. One that would see in me what no one else would ever see. Here you are another year older and another year smarter. You learned some lessons that a child should never have to learn. You've supported me when I needed support the most. Lifted my spirits when I was sad with those stong hugs of yours. I will never forget the Love you give me. I am forever gratefull. Every year this day hits and it feels like a part of me inside dies, just think that someday, I will have to hand you over to a man that better hope he treats you right, because he will have Papa to deal with if he doesn't. Sammy,, you are the greatest thing a proud Papa could ever want and hope for. I love you so much it hurts. You are my world, my breath and my heartbeat. I could never give you what you've given me, but I am sure

Biopsy Today
Well I went for the Biopsy and this Doc said she needed to run more tests before she did it.She did another ultrasound and said there was many nodules but since my Doc never sent the blood work and test results she couldn't tell which were "cold" and which were "hot" nodules She also said the thyroid was swollen and lumpy which may be a sign of an autoimmune disease. So more blood work and more tests. All I care about is getting the medication to stop the weight gain.Cut off what you want Doc,I'll weigh less then,lol. In a few minutes I'm on my way to the hospital for a biopsy on my thyroid.The recent ultrasound revealed multinodules. Due to this condition I have gained weight which some people on here seem to think is a good reason to make fun of people.WISH ME LUCK!

My Bloggy
Up in my scrolling bar tab area, I just saw that some guy rated my photo a 10. Ewwww!!! And he was really butt ugly, at a mutant level as well. Trailer park ugly. I'm freaked. So, I'm pulling my photo into friends only. I pretty much have some good woman friends anyways. So, Pacman is going back up as my profile photo. Ewww!!! I love this song I have been hearing lately on XM Beats Per Minute channel. It is called 'Amazing' by Seal. Its intense and beautiful. "Everyone says you're amazing now that you're clean" Seal is a musical force to be reckoned with. And he didn't follow the herd. I can respect that.

Just Letting Everyone Know ;)
Just letting everyone especially sisterhood and the ones i am closest to on here.To know that I will be in orlando on vacation wont be coming back til wednesday. Cant wait a much needed deserved vacation. Wishing everyone a great weekend, mu@@@h!

Cleaning Up Profile
Not active Fubar friends and fans, it's going to be an all day job. Plus I have to take my daughter to the doctor she's a little under the weather and can't keep anything down. poor baby.

Fakes
Ayla{{Ladies Only}}@ fubar You guys have to check out this profile if you already havent! This person is using photos of Jennifer Gardner/Affleck and passing it off as herself..what's really funny is that people have no clue. Alot of the photos that are being used are the tabloid shots when the photographers snap celebs out and about doing normal activities. People are so messed up sometimes that they have to pretend to be someone else but cheers to then because I got a kick out of it

Hairy Or Hairless
All of my life I've heard women give different views on the subect of men and their body hair ... so, I've decided to get a definitive answer about whether or not you like men to have it or if you want us to be hairless ...

Michigan
Well today is the day I am leaving for michigan to see nanners again :D! I moved up the date cause there is a big snow storm coming on saturday and I didnt want it to get delayed! So I bought a ticket for today :D. I am so excited to be going to see nanners today I hope the flight goes smooth with out any delays! I will be spending christmas with nanners and that makes me soooo happy I cant wait see you in Michigan!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D I am going to see Chris Rock live at the Fox in Detroit on feb 29th!! :D I have never seen a live comedian and he should be a great fist! I hope it will be a really funny show!!! I'll let everyone know how it was :D Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the p

Let Me Let Go
i was so in love with this guy on here and yes we both did stupid shit but hey we are only human ... right anyway we both moved on i tried to get him back or even be his friend and all he did was hurt me and call me names so i have come to realize that i guess the song you cant make a heart love someone you can only tell it what to do is true so this song let me let go is how i feel i want to let go thats all i have left to do now!

Skin Almost Touching Skin
Sitting there so handsome Body so masculine Standing before you Heart begins to race The room dimly lit Images from the television Dance light and color around the room Eyes fixated/focused Kneeling before you Sliding between those thighs Muscles tense Moving in close Eyes meet The smell of your cologne draws me in Inches from your neck Eyes closed Inhaling deep to take you in Lips quivering so close to the skin Hearts so close, beating as one Your hand brushes the hair from my face The gentle touch sending shivers down my spine Cheeks so close now Warm breathe across my ear Senses on alert Body excited with anticipation The almost touch of skin on skin Heightens the lust, the desire Bringing heat to the passion within Time stops This moment lasts With skin almost touching skin

Moments & Thoughts Frozen In Time
STOP!!! and take a moment with me……. Close your eyes…… and remember……. Remember that first moment…… the first moment you saw her….saw him Can you see it? Now fall deeper…. deeper into that moment…… feel her…..feel him reach….Reach out…. With your soul….. Are you there? Her smell….his smell… INHALE and hold Savior it, relish in it… Freeze it, take a picture…. Remember…. the first touch…a hug…a hand….a body Now….are you still with me? Are you still with her? Are you still with him? OPEN!! What do you see? I see….I feel…I know…. Eyes wide open I SEE!! You are real. With me…away from me…but IN me You and I are WE….. Can you…… I reach…I touch….I connect WE connect It is that moment…this moment those moments….. future moments….. I know…I KNOW…you me we Alone…together Far and so CLOSE a

Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you

Used Up
Used Up Is this me? This hard husk These pieces of road kill Hardened in the sun No blood left No life No joy No hate No love No hope Is this me? This used up piece of life Lying on the floor Walked over Stepped on Forgotten I feel nothing as you drive over me I’m just a speck in your rearview mirror

Car Rape....... Lmmfao!!!
i was a TOP PROMOTER TODAY!!! #8 (PIX IN ON FUBAR FOLDER FOR PROOF.........!!) IT'S NOW SAYING THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYONE TO JOIN????!!!! WTF???????? on my way back home last night, after a long day of driving and witnessing my first grandbaby being born, my car got raped by the state police and their dog!! lol they asked me if i was running drugs!! hehehehehehe well, my history of working for attorneys and judges, i was being a smartass (as usual) and told em to search w/e they wanted to and give me a cup to pee in!!! (short version) lol they didn't like me much and i can't figure out why!?! hahahaha after 35 mins of searching in, out, under, etc everything in my car, they had to let me go, reluctantly, and I told them to be safe, and left!! It really was funny to me, I couldn't help but laugh! Don't get me wrong, I love the cops, they do a job that I wouldn't do, for a lot of ungrateful people, and risk their lives for me. BUT HAVING SAID THAT, I've been pulled

Jokes--friday14,07
Sex Education Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out... "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!" ****************************************** Stop Following Me! A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...BUMP BUMP BUMP! He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heel

Flashback
Flashback By:Ministry I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna break his face I'm gonna crack his skull I'm gonna kick it all in I'm gonna break his legs off I'm gonna rip his head off and then shit down his neck and then I'll laugh like a motherfucker and then I'll laugh like a motherfucker coz i hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback coz I hate her pneumatic drill right through her chest bedroom punching right through the rest I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her suffer and then watch her die coz I hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback coz I hate her I'm gonna rip her flesh I'm gonna piss in her face I'm gonna rip her open and then hit her with mace I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her cry I'm gonna watch her die coz I hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback I hate her flashback laugh like a motherfucker

New Mgr
hi all! Big Daddy carl here! im the new mgr of hott and i wanna keep this team going so i need everyones help! first i you guys can start getting folks to join our team it will make our jobs easier! 2 if any one of us get in a contest please let us know so we can help! last but not least thank you to all the people who did not give up on us! i like bombing and it can be a fun thing so dont burn yourself out thats how people quit so just do as much as you can and remember to pass the word out that we need members!! thanks bdc

The Road
The road is hard and long Our journey has only just begun The sounds in the car are of music Each bump in the road Every motor vibration is felt The space between us is limited The void there seems like you are miles away The sun is peering down on us as we navigate the road Cars and trucks passing us by Eighteen-wheelers linger over as we pass them by The combination of voyeurs and sounds Feelings and warmth I am drawn to be near you Your smell is enticing My lips press against your neck The softness of my lips pressed against the throbbing of your heartbeat Brings a tingle to my insides As I press myself as close to you as I can My hand resting gently on your thigh Through the corner of my eye, I see a smile cross your face The heat of your body beneath my hand reminds me of your touch I begin to rub the inside of your thigh Brushing up and down just enough for you to sense it through your jeans Each pass I brush upward a little more I feel how much you are en

I Want Movie Queens And Big Rock Stars
I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND BIG ROCK STARS ON MY PROFILE PAGE PLAYING BIG GUITARS THEY WONT SAY A THING,, NO BY FAR THEY'LL IGNORE MY ASS AND CLICK ONTO FUBAR..!! THEY'LL ACT LIKE THE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE NOW JUST SIT ON MY PAGE TILL MY LIGHT GOES OUT THEN THEY'LL ADD SOMEONE IN A MYFRIEND DROUGHT TO GIVEM A FIX HELP A MYSPACER OUT!!! YEAH IM TALKIN ABOUT THE GIRLS ON MY LIST SITTING THERE NOW JUST SHAKING YOUR FIST CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS THE TRUTH AND YOUR JUST PISSED YOU LIKE TO SIT THERE AND SEE THE FRIENDS YOU CAN GET THATS WHY I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND ROCK STARS ON MY PROFILE PAGE PLAYING BIG GUITARS CAUSE THEIR BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND BIG ROCK STARS...!!!! Ron Miracle December 14,2007

The Sound Of Beauty Crashing.
shades of black swallow emotions once wrapped in blinding light. this is a massacre divine. dig out the heart to sever the beating....drag the muscle across the floors of an empty shell once thriving with serenity. scrape the pupils blind...beauty always fades anyways. understand that there is a constant sense of despair...and that despair is the only thing that never walks away. alone is all we ever are. to be numb is a blessing misunderstood. an oblivion of emotionless nothings only make it easier to cope. life is beautiful in the sense that beauty is a faux. let's be honest here....LOVE is the lie. [post script] this is in dedication to love lost after years of tranquility. i felt that i had to get this off my chest.