Why do men like blond jokes??
Because they can understand them.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- No one knows. It has never happened.
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Wife: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
