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Half Full Or Half Empty ?

Half Full Or Half Empty ? Seasons Change Night Becomes Day And People Change . That’s What It’s All Bout These Days Ninja’s You Can All Relate To Not Having A Easy Life Trying Hard To Make Threw Your Day With Out Screaming Out Load Is A True Task In Itself Yall I Have Never Been One To Have A Day Go By With Out Finding A Way To Make It Worse With Out Even Trying There Are Times When I Stop And Question Why ? Why Should I Keep This Up Why Bother At All . I Think Why Bother Wither Away Worrying About What I Could Have Done To Avoid The Wicked Shit That Falls Down On Me Every Day And It’s A Tough Thing I Would Just Rather Turn My Back And Walk Away But I Don’t I Just Keep Going And Try To Make Sure That I Don’t End Up Repeating The Same Mistakes But Some Times I Can’t Undo The Damage I Do In The Mistakes I Make And People Get There Feelings Hurt And They Never View You The Same Way Again And It Hurts Me For I Know I Lose Ground And Can Never Regain There Respect . So I Put That On Everything And Everyone In My Life Simply I Am The Care Taker Of The Family That My Father Started I Have Now Taken Care Of And Have Had To Watch My Mother And Brother Pass Before My Eyes And Soon My Father Will Be Making His Journey To The Other Side And Then I Will Be Left Alone And Will Wait Till The Next Family Member Needs Me . In-between Trying To Find A Little Happiness And Not Killing The Spirit Of My Faith I Settle For The Few Kind Words I Get From You Ninja’s When I Get A Thank You It’s Like A Blessing From Above Letting Me Know That Everything Is Going To Be Ok And I Move On To The Next Day . So If I Should Ever Slip Up And Hurt Any Of You In Any Way I Hope You Can Look Past The Things I Done And Not Lose Respect For Me . Shaggy Asks The Question How Do You See The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full In His Song Half Full For Me It’s Half Empty I Have Always Seen Things This Way It’s Just The Way I Grew Up . So I Ask Can You Seen Your Glass As Being Half Full Or Half Empty ?

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He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked th e shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Black holes are where God divided by zero. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Imagine you measure both the bodies and brains of all the primates on Earth bar humans: beasties like bonobos, chimps and gorillas. Then, using this ratio and based on the average human's size, you estimate how big our brains should be. To check your estimate you decide to open up your friend's head to take a peek inside. When you do, you're mighty surprised to find a brain about three times larger than you were expecting. "Aha," you say, "This is where our amazing capacity for language, emotion, social organisation and creativity comes from." This argument soon breaks down when you try chatting to an elephant.Naturally, then, it's an attractive idea that the bigger the brain, the more able the animal. This argument soon breaks down, though, when you try chatting to an elephant - an animal with a brain three times the size of ours. OK, you might say, it doesn't work across species, but maybe it works within species. Well, now trouble is not far away, and here's two reasons why: 1. Men's brains are generally bigger than women's, on average by 100 grams (say about 7% bigger). 2. Different races have different head sizes with Asian children averaging the largest at birth followed by White children, leaving Black babies with the smallest heads. So you see the kind of dangerous, shark-infested waters we're now swimming in? This is no longer just science, it's political; with claims to the answer potentially being seen as both sexist and racist. This is why I'm more than a little relieved to report the view of neuroscientist Dr David P. Carey who has reviewed the research in this area and finds little evidence for the claim that bigger brains mean greater abilities (Carey, 2007). He argues that the evidence from neuroimaging, behavioural genetics and comparative cognition is largely unconvincing: "I have little confidence that looking at a sophisticated twenty-first century brain scan (in any number of impossibly sophisticated ways) of a collaborator, competitor or any old conspecific [other human] is going to tell me anything meaningful at all about their capabilities to perform in any cognitive way, psychometric or not." (Carey, 2007, p. 119). Intelligence sceptics A second layer of scepticism about the brain size/intelligence connection is captured by an old joke that goes like this: Q: What is intelligence? A: Whatever intelligence tests measure. The joke expresses a scepticism many harbour towards measures of intelligence. Does intelligence really tell us anything useful about a person, or does it just tell us how good they are at taking intelligence tests? The jury is very much out on this point. The originators and manufacturers of intelligence tests will tell you they are good predictors of people's real-world performance, while many others are not so sure. In fact, you'll likely hear equally strong answers from equally well-qualified people that are completely contradictory. It's not how big it is... The default position should be a high level of scepticism about any claims for a relationship between brain size and ability. This is because: 1. The connection between brain size and intelligence is largely unproven, and; 2. The relationship between measures of intelligence and real-world functioning and behaviour is highly contentious. So, there you have, confirmation of the oldest defence in the book: it's not how big it is, it's what you do with it.

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ADVICE FROM AN OLD TENNESSEE MOUNTAIN MAN Your fences need to be Horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong. Keep skunks And bankers And lawyers At a distance. Life is simpler When you plow Around the stump. A bumble bee Is considerably Faster than A John Deere tractor Words that soak Into your ears Are whispered... Not yelled. Meanness Don't jes' Happen Overnight. Forgive your enemies It messes up Their heads. Do not corner something That you know is Meaner than you. It don't take A very big person To carry a grudge. You cannot unsay A cruel, Or unkind word. Every path has A few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, Expect to get dirty. The best sermons Are lived, Not preached. Most of the stuff People worry about Ain't never gonna Happen anyway. Don't judge folks By their relatives. Remember that silence Is sometimes The best answer. Live a good, Honorable life. Then when you get older And think back, You'll enjoy it A second time. Don't interfere With somethin' That ain't botherin' You none. Timing has A lot to do with The outcome Of a rain dance. If you find yourself In a hole, The first thing to do Is stop diggin'. Sometimes you get, And sometimes You get got. The biggest troublemaker You'll probably ever Have to deal with, Watches you from The mirror Every mornin'. Always drink Upstream From the herd. Good judgment Comes from Experience, And a lotta that Comes from Bad judgment. Lettin' the cat Outta the bag Is a whole lot easier Than puttin' it back in. If you get to thinkin' You're a person Of some influence, Try orderin' Somebody else's Dog around. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest Up to God.
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