"I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN OVARIES OFF!"
-JUSTIN TURNER
“Merry Christmas! And for my Spanish audience: Merry Christmas: learn English.”
-Stephen Colbert
"SEE IF YOU HAVE 3 BEERS THATS 200 CALORIES, BUT IF YOU HAVE 10 BEERS THATS 0 CALORIES BECAUSE YOU THROW IT UP :D"
-RACHEL KELLY
"THE CONDOM IS THE GLASS SLIPPER OF OUR TIME: YOU PUT ONE ON, DANCE ALL NIGHT AND THROW IT AWAY"
-MARLA SINGER (FIGHT CLUB)
"SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS THAT ARE, AND ASK WHY? SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND ASK, WHY NOT? SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT SHIT!"
-GEORGE CARLIN
"IN APPLYING THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED,WHAT'S OFTEN OVERLOOKED IS THE FACT THAT MANY OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES. AT THIS POINT THEY'RE SIMPLY OLDER VERSIONS OF THE SAME UNIMPRESSIVE PEOPLE."
- GEORGE CARLIN
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain
