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A Standard Morning In A Daddy's Life...
7h20 : driiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ... oh fuck, i forgot to set clock at 7h00 !!! go go go, i am late 7h21 : GIRLSSSSSSSSS !!! good morning, wake up, we are late! G, run in the bathroom ! L, get dressed, hurry up, hurry up ! 7h22 : running to make breakfast ready... 7h23 : (toilets) 7h25 : L !!!! please, get dressed, NOW !!! 7h29 : (G comes out the bathroom) thanks my love to do it so fast, get dressed and have your breakfast 7h29"30 : no L !!! not this dress, it's cold outside, have some pants 7h30 : daddy !!!! i can't find clean pants.... hmmmm ok, take the one you had yesterday (oooops i forgot the laundry) 7h31 : running into the bathroom, shave, brush teeth, shower 7h37 : running to make a coffee... ok girls, stop dreamin, eat NOW 7h45 : ended my coffee, run into the room to get dressed 7h55 : ok, time to go now... put your shoes, go go go..... 7h55"30 : no L.... take your raincoat, it's supposed to rain... 7h57 : in the car... 7h57"30 : L !!! what are these shoes you have o

New Jersey
Only Jersey people can understand this. A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!" Gotta love New Jersey! Repost this if your from NJ

A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a set of screwdrivers,cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD H

Why I'm Starting Not To Believe In Love
People use the four letter word too freely and don't understand what it truly means. So if you tell someone you love them, understand it means sacrifice no matter how hard times get and not leaving at the first hint of danger.

Coincidence...
Thanks to "Antzilla" for this joke :) ------------------------------------------------ > A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at > the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her > and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." > "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm > celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and > asked, "What are you celebrating?" > "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all > my hens were infertile, but today they're finally > fertile." > "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and > I have been trying to have a child. Today, my > gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your > chickens become fertile?" she asked. > "I switched cocks," he replied. > "What a coincidence," she said.

Ranting About Supposed "heroes"
Alright, I can't hold my tongue anymore. A mother of 3 children under the age of 8 freaks out one day. Her 5 and 7 year old are next door at a friends house. The 2 yr old is upstairs taking a nap. "Dad" is at work. Mom, had requested assistance from the state a year ago for a depression so deep she had thoughts of suicide. Mom, goes upstairs w/a butcher knife from her kitchen and stabs her baby 18 times. She then goes back down stairs and into the garage, setting down the knife; not even cleaning herself up, she lights a cigarette. Her older children come home. Dad comes home. Kids screaming at mom, what happened???? Dad flies into the house and makes the 7 yr old call 911 and tries to perform CPR, but its too late. *Tragic isn't it. Don't idolize a human who killed their family. Don't honor a man who took life for no reason other than his own insanities. I don't want to wish someone to "Rest in Peace" , when his wife and child had no choice in the matter. I will howe

This Is Awesome
The video story says the shooter is a former Marine. Hell yeah!!! Subway Customer Shoots Two Robbery Suspects Yusila Ramirez Reporting (CBS4) PLANTATION A quick thinking customer at Subway restaurant in Plantation reportedly foiled a robbery attempt by pulling a gun and shooting both of the suspects. It happened at the Subway location in the 19-hundred block of Pine Island Road. Police say the man had just finished eating a sandwich and was taking his tray to trash, when two armed and masked men walked into the restaurant. As the armed men demanded money from the employee behind the counter, they tried to manhandle the customer into a bathroom. That's when the customer reportedly drew a gun and open fire, hitting one man in the head, the other in the chest. When police arrived they found the suspect who had been shot in the head lying on the floor of the restaurant. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. The other man was found about a blo

Craziness Begins
well today starts off my month of craziness...so I wont be on here hardly...yay Yes I have a life...lol Driving to San Jose for 4 days for a wedding...then home for a few days and off to Rosarito for 4 days and 2 weeks of driving to different places with my little girl and back for wedding number 2...yay Anyway time to live the good life for alittle...byeeeeeeee for now....muahhhhhhhhhh

Parent - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds

Crazy !
Sometimes I cant help but sit and wonder, what it is in life I really want to be. A lot of the times I put on my mask, not letting people see the real me. The person inside thats makes people laugh, mainly because I love to see them smile. He has been locked up deep down inside, the guy you all havent seen in a while. I like my privacy,and I like people too, but mostly I am a lonesome and depressed man. Socialable, friendly and I care about my friends, I try my best to help them whenever I can. They come to me for comfort and encouragement, I am always by their side. Most of my problems and personal feelings, I try to hold them inside . I know they are my friends, and they love me for the person I am. They see my laughing eyes and my smile, but deep down it is all just a scam. CRAZY is what I feel sometimes, I just want to scream and shout. Let the tears run down my face, and then my true feelings come out. So what do you think my f

Downraters Are Haters
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com FYI... The reason that happens is because our default pics are posted elsewhere too for everyone to see. I try to go on the "I'm bored" link, which links too to the pics that are posted elsewhere just so that I can do my part in an effort to balance off those downraters. This revelation was made months ago about this issue. The sad thing is that those folks outside of the site aren't aware of the community's dynamics and common decency we do for those we vote upon.. either vote a 10 or 11, but if you don't like the option to vote upon (pic, profile, etc.) just don't vote on it. We can't change the powers to be's decision about posting our pictures and blogs elsewhere because they are doing everything that they can do to entice more people coming to the site, a part of their marketing efforts. Hope this helps in delineating what the issue is and where those downraters are coming from (generally not a member of the LC/CT

Hes Coming Home...:)
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m I just got off the phone with my baby and they are releasing him. He will be home tomorrow...Woo Hoo...The doctors are saying that hes doing really well...And I cant wait...Thanks to you all for your thoughts and prayers...muahhhhh

Spice Girls Reunion
Girl power back with Spice reunion! It's a sight their fans never thought they would see - the Spice Girls back together again. Five became one at a photocall in advance of their comeback announcement. Now all in their 30s and with six children between them, the group went for a more sedate pose than they would have done in their heyday. Geri Halliwell, 34, has turned more demure since generating headlines around the world by wearing that now-famous Union flag dress. The mother of one, who quit the band in 1998, was the centre of attention by standing in the middle of the group in a long, flowing boho flower-print dress. After dying her ginger locks blonde, Ginger Spice is now ginger again. Standing on the outside, Posh (Victoria Beckham), 33, wore her trademark super-skinny trousers with a corset-style top. Scary Spice (Mel B), 32, did not look too Scary in a red pencil skirt and corset top. Baby (Emma Bunton), 31, soon to have her first child, covered up

Ugggghhh
I just wanted to apologize for not keeping up with comments and ratings much the past couple of days....i have an infected tooth and the left side of my face is swollen up something awful!!! Between 7-midnight last night, i had taken 2 Darvocets & 2 Tylenol 3's and those didn't do a darn thing for the excruciating pain!!! Then a friend of mine had a vicodin which i've never taken and it helped a lil bit, made my nose go numb and i felt pretty loopy, but still the pain was too much! grrr I finally got to where i could lay down about 4 a.m. and got a couple of hours of rest. I am taking an antibiotic for my 2nd day so i pray this all goes away....hell this is more painful than going thru a C-section!!!! My best friend took my girls for me so that i can rest up...thank gawd for that, don't know how i would get thru the day otherwise. Anyway, hope you all are doing well and i will catch up asap! Big Hugz ~GT~aka Kojo

Mambo422003 Is A Downrater!!
Ok so I'm doing my typical "I'm Bored" thing & giving people my 11's & this guy comes back & rates one of my pics a 1 & another a 9. His reason when asked was "Thay was not you" Um ok it's THEY not THAY. The next pic he did give a 10 but that's just totally NOT COOL! mambo422003@ CherryTAP Beware friends I guess if your pics are not of you he'll downrate them. WHAT AN ASS!

Theodore Roosevelts Words Of Wisdom
I would like to quote Theodore Roosevelt’s ideas on immigration, voiced in 1907: “In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace or origin. But this is predicated upon the person’s becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American … There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag … We have room but for one language here, and that is the English language … and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.” I believe in immigration — legal immigration. I do not believe any immigrant has the right to come to the United States and expect to be handed a carte blanche

Hear Me
Reality flutters inside my soul Staring at fate, walking alone Seduced by the vision No one will listen Screaming to just be known. Fires so raging, begin to burn wrapping my body in what i've learned nestled so lonely please hear the calling for you is all I yearn.

Call Me Bullshit
Call Me Bullshit Think of me as who I am Or the way you want me to be My identity will be lost Hear my voice Or ignore the way I talk My voice will go nowhere Find the roads and find the cars Driving into the past like shooting stars Call me bullshit or don’t call me at all Forget my number and remember my face Our road trip together will be an ultimate race Feel my footsteps come towards you Or don’t look at the way I walk My traces will be forgotten Eat me for the way I taste Or forget to swallow me down My body won’t be found Followed the yellow tripped road Came into the valley where it never snowed I found my skin lying in the desert And saw my reflection in the dirt My shadow hasn’t found me yet The blood flows cold through the sand My shadow hasn’t found me yet The blood flows cold through the sand The bartagame flies

Dee
This ones for you, we have an unusual knack of thinking the same things, practically finishing off each others sentences It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old Mr. Webster could never define What's being said between your heart and mine The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in

Allll Righty Then
6 days and counting for the *BIG* surgery. My hysterectomy is next wednesday morning REAL fuckimn early so I am gonna be gone from here for a couple weeks or so. Maybe i'll post pics of my incision just because LOL!! Take care all of those who give a shit

Sexual Orientation
Dear Readers: 6/27/2007 Dear Readers: CNN reported today that a growing number of psychologists and geneticists are trying to answer the question of whether sexual orientation is inborn or a choice. As always I am amazed by such a waste of time from our infantile science trying to answer what is so obvious not only to me but to anyone close to any person displaying gay or lesbian tendencies. If I could put my hand on a fraction of the money for those futile researches over the years I would already have dozens of Astropsychology schools up and running all over the world. Imagine also if I had a fraction of the billions of dollars wasted each years on religious endeavors. Well again rest assured that none of those scientists or religious Leaders possess cosmic consciousness and will come up with another ridiculous name assuming which part of the brain or chemical unbalance produces such a nonstandard sexual orientation. Now let have a laugh with "the ment

Beef Saute With Peppers
Beef Saute with Peppers You can use your favorite peppers -- including hot ones if you like -- in this easy saute. Mix up the colors for a stunning presentation. Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon sesame oil * 1 pound beef tenderloin, sliced into 1/4-inch slices across the grain * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 1 teaspoon fresh ginger, finely chopped, or 1/2 teaspoon ground * 1/4 teaspoon cumin * 3/4 cup onion, sliced * 3/4 cup green bell pepper, cut into strips * 3/4 cup yellow bell pepper, cut into strips * 3/4 cup red bell pepper, cut into strips * 1 clove garlic, crushed * Salt and pepper to taste * 2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar * Cooked white or brown rice Directions: Heat the oil in a wok or large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat until hot. Add the beef, soy sauce and seasonings and stir-fry for 3 minutes. Remove the beef from the wok and set aside. Stir-fry the

Chocolate Creme Brulee
Chocolate Creme Brulee This dessert might not look as dreamy as some of its cocoa-filled cousins, but one bite and you'll be in heaven. From the crisp chocolate crunch at the top to the rich, warm gooeyness inside, creme brulee has never tasted so good. Credit: I Want Chocolate! by Trish Deseine Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 5 ounces best-quality dark chocolate * 7 egg yolks * 1/4 cup sugar * 2 1/2 cups whipping cream * 5 tablespoons brown sugar Directions: Preheat the oven to 250 degrees F. Melt the chocolate in a microwave oven or in a bowl over hot water, then leave to cool slightly. Beat the egg yolks with the sugar using an electric mixer until the mixture is pale. Add the melted chocolate, then the cream, beating constantly. Pour the mixture into individual gratin dishes or ramekins and bake for about 30 minutes. Keep a close eye on them -- the creamy mixture should be firm at the edges but not yet set in the middle. Remove th

Depressed...and I Don't Know Why
Depressed...and I don't know why Well, today started out like any other day. Got up late. Didn't want to go in. Went to pick up my sister. This is were it was a little different, but not much. Maddie is sick, again, so Lisa stayed home. I finally got to work, blew some money on scratch tickets, and started doing her job, and mine. Makes for a fast day, but now here I sit waiting for her to call me to get a list of names from her. i hate waiting. Not to mention, the mailer we're doing is printing, but of course we ran out of paper for it and good luck finding anything in her office! Again, waiting for her. The passanger side tire on my car has metal tread showing through, but tires for my car are like $105 a tire. Who can afford that?! Not to mention, mom's still using the car, but doesn't help with the up keep. And very rarely puts gas in it. I'm told I've got a lot of friends, but none seem to come around unless then need something. Not all, so don't everyone freak out

Quick Comebacks To Annoying Pick-up Lines.
Quick Comebacks to Annoying Pick-Up Lines. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Forbidden Love.
As you lay on our bed, exposed to the world in all your naked glory, I gently Press my lips against yours savoring their sweet taste. The smell of your hair lingers in my nostrils, your perfume drifting across the room. You don’t respond to me but you never did. But I am use to that now. You’re lying there cold and unfeeling Like you always do. I know your little secret though, all those secret plans you made with him. I know them all. You were going to leave me, leave me for him. But not now, I will not let you leave me now. I so tenderly take your breast in my hand and caress it gently. Feel the firmness in my hand. Yet still you do not respond to me. I no longer care because I know you will not leave me. You will stay here with me, please me, satisfy me. You couldn’t go to him now if you wanted He is lying in our basement rotting. Letting the worms, maggots and the rest of the filth eat his dirty, woman stealing Flesh. All

Just A Note
Ok this is just a note to say to those guys that have gave me access to your private pics thank you. But there is a 90% chance I wont look at them. It was very thoughtful and sweet of you but the only man im intrested at looking at naked is my own man who I find very sexy. This also goes for camming. I have no intrest in camming with you, one reason is i have kids that are up till late since its summer and the other reason is again my man. So in closing thank you, please take no offence in this i mean to upset noone or hurt anyone feelings.

Random Thoughts
WHY do we go after that which we know we cant have? I do because I like a challenge, and I insist on torturing myself. Good things come to those who wait, but i am so very tired of waiting. You dont choose who you fall in love with, it just happens! Should you fight for someone you love, or do you wait and let that someone come to you? All I ask is for you to love me now and remember me when I am gone. Because all good things come to an end and nothing lasts forever !

Song Lyrics - Bring Me Back To Life - Evanescence
how can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you down into my core where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it back home (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I can’t wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing I’ve become now that I know what I’m without you can't just leave me breathe into me and make me real bring me to life (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) bid my blood to run (I can’t wake up) before I come undone (Save me) save me from the nothing I’ve become Bring me to life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside) Bring me to life frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

As Soon As I Put In The Thing To Delete My Page I'm Gone. I'm Sorry To Anyone I've Ever Pissed Off.
Here we go. This place used to be fun. I had a freakin' blast in the beginning. But now, it's all about the point whores and the drama queens/kings. I don't need this site to make friends. I have plenty already. I think myspace in the long run IS better because there's no drama, and you have private settings that work better on there than here. So let me say this, to the few friends I have left, I thank you for your friendship, and I will remember it always. If you'd like to still talk to me, shoutbox me before I delete this, which will be within the next few minutes. I'll give you all the info you need. To those that give a damn, I love you and thank you.

Vacation
HELLO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IM GOING ON VACATION JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH ILL BE ONLINE BUT ILL TRY TO CHECK IN EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU NEED TO GET A HOLD OFME SEND ME A C-MAIL THAT WAY I KNOW ILL GET GET CUZ I MIGHT NOT IN MY SHOUT BOX LOVE YALL HAVE FUN AND DONT FORGET ABOUT ME ILL BE BACK ON JULY 8TH I LEAVE JUNE 30TH

Old Friends
I'm so happy I found my old friend from high schools bro and sis and found out my friend is doing ok she has a daughter and stuff I'm so happy for her! I've been trying to find out about her for like seven years. Her bro is kinda a prick now tho but who cares my girl is doing alright. Hopefully I can keep up my happy mood for work tonight too I love good news with all the stuff thats going on in my life. I doubt anyone will read this anyway lol!

Slurpee
Slurpee slurpee slurpee. . .Everyone loves a slurpee*to be sung to the tune of the slinky song* Mmmm I have a delightfully tasty slurpee. Its all cold and just chalk full of stuff to hype me up. . . but I've just remember that last time I drank one of these I was unable to sit still for about two hours. . . .I maybe should have taken that into consideration pre energy drink slurpee but its all good its tasty. . . I suppose if i end up super hyped up I can just write dozens of blogs about it. So I've just started re reading mostly harmless by douglas adams and its funny. Its the fifth book in the hitchhiker trilogy and I"m remember why I freaking love those books

For You All
well i'm thinking this is just gonna be a blog for me to just rant.. or vent or whatever i dunno lol. I"m just sitting here thinking. Not about one thing in paticular but just in general..And i'm gonna have to say that joinin CT was one of the most awsome things i've ever done in my life besides bring 2 healthy babies into the world. I have a great CT family! Torture Chamber so rocks! I love all of my family that i have made. Shelly Mike Jenny Kae Nikki Johnny Mo Chevy Selene Jam.. and all the rest of ya'll i love u guys! To Smokey: i love u baby. i always will. It kills me that we're so far apaart. But every min that i talk to u on line or on the phone the more i grow to love u.. ( yeah ok go head an laugh at me ya know u want to lol) Just wanted to let ya know with out makin a total fool of myself on yahoo lol. anyways. I love you all!!!

What This Woman Wants
This is in response to that lovely question "So,what are you looking for in a man?" And besides the usual answer, heart, stomach, kidneys, etc...here's what I want. Oxymorons and all. Just because you know what you want, doesn't mean you are going to get it, but at least, for once, I can say I know what I want. ^.^ LOL. Gentle enough to not make me fear his touch, yet tough enough to protect us. Sweet enough to temper angry words with flowers and kisses, yet strong enough to keep my restless soul bound to him. One willing to be my master, my slave, my lover, my equal. One to teach me as well as hunger to learn from me. Implicit trust flowing betwixt us. Nary a moment of doubt. To listen to me, to laugh at me, to help me find my laugh again, to sweep me away, and keep me grounded, to drive me crazy and bring me salvation. To soar with me, to keep me anchored. To speak words of gibberish, to speak without words. Love my complications, adore my simplicity. Dream of my car

Abstain
What can I say....paint causes funny things in men!!! A couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?", the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month", the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers,prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. But, one

Poetry
i knew it was to good to be true when you told me i love you, i'm just the dumbass who believed you, i put up such a fight, my walls were up, you came and tore them down, then ripped out my heart and threw it on the ground, laughing, you hurt me, you probably don't even care, i'm all alone just sitting here, what the fuck did i do to you?, nothing but want to be next to you, i would have done anything you asked, all i can say now is kiss my fucking ass

10 Compliments That Wow A Man!! :)
10 Compliments That Wow a Man Posted by David Zinczenko From an early age, men get hammered with the same message about how to treat women: More compliments, more listening, more romance. That's all well and good, as it should be. But sometimes, especially as relationships progress, men can also feel on the short-end of the fawning stick: Nearly 70 percent of men say they wish they received more regular compliments from their partner. I'm not suggesting that every guy has to be coddled and cuddled with verbal roses, but every once in a while, it's nice to throw one his way. While guys aren't particularly amped by compliments like "nice eyes" or "you're so beautiful," there are a few, simple things a woman can say to a man that really get him going. To wit: "Your arms are definitely looking bigger." Men can be just as paranoid about the way their bodies look as women can be. In fact, nearly 90 percent of men in a national Men, Love & Sex survey say there's at least one body

She Haunted My Dreams Again
she came to me last night,again.I closed my eyes for what seemed like a second and I was in her world. I could see her in the distance standing there beconing me to come to her.she is a powerfull creature she is not to be denied nor would i want to she has a supple skin very pale almost glowing,dark eyes that pierce through all my facades right to the core of me she sees me naked ,helpless, defenses down and yet i am not uncomfortable i am secure knowing that even through all my flaws and impurities she still comes to me. She floats on the air lightly dancing and smiling her wings are black as the night singed on the edges from dancing to close to the fire she is neither angel nor demon she is a child of the shadow born of darkness but not ruled by it. I approach her slowly gazing upon her.no story has ever described a creature so lovely she spins in the air teasing me my heart is pounding my throte is dry as i get closer she settles to the ground ,wings out ,showing me how impressive

Raise Or Stay The Same?
I was asked by a few people to make my mumm a blog....so here it is... As some of you know, I'm a tattooist. My cheapest tat is $20. And trust me, you can get a lot of work for that. I'm upping my prices, but I don't know what to set my min. to. PLEASE take a look at my work in my ink folder (it's not all of them either) and let me know what I should set my base (lowest) price to.....thanks

How To Stay Young
HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madam’s tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam), she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind, if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is

I Didn't Mean Any Harm
sorry about the spelling i don't have spell check, still in NYC i am truely sorry i know who you are, and looked up to you. years go i wanted to be like you. but, you just disappered as abruptly as you appered. no one knew where you went and any one who did refused to talk about it. weither it be me, the band members, or the under ground crews. now years later i came across what i thought was you. it was confirmed when i saw you "other" profile looking at my page. the picture that made you famouse in the dungon. only you would have it since you own the rights. you are a woman of many talents, when you left the scene, it seemed very cold and empty. the art gallery stopped showcasing your work about 6 months later. i never ment any harm. i will not post the picture nor the artical. we are very similure in many ways, i did not move here for anything else other then work. which i can see now i can not compete with the girls in this city. if you would like me to take yo

Tell Me!!
Put an Y in the box if its a yes and a N if its a no! WOULD YOU? [_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you out to dinner? [_] take a shower with me? [_] be my bf/gf? [_] have a fling with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] have a relationship with me? [_] Dance with me? [_] Spank that ass? [_] Help me with homework? [_] Tickle me to death? [_] Let me tickle you? [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] Carress my body? [_] Play strip poker with me? [_] Say yes if i asked you out? [_] Get wasted with me? [_] Instant message me? [_] Greet me in public? [_] Hang out with me? [_] Bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im fit? [_] think im hot? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cuddle with me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_]think i

Wet Dream
A while ago, I had a full fledged wet dream. It started like this..... I was laying in bed, when two DC police officers kicked in the door. The male officer went to check the rest of the house, while the female officer held me at gunpoint. As soon as her partner was out of sight, she bent down & sucked my cock into her wet mouth. I reached between her legs and started to finger her pussy. I have no idea how she got rid of her uniform! After a few minutes of her licking my cock, I bent her over the bed and fucked her doggystyle. All the while, my wife, Michelle, was in a chair watching me and rubbing her pussy & tits. The police officer screamed that she was cumming. Michelle said she was cumming too. Then I came. That is when I woke up with cum all over my stomach.

Wealth, Women And War: Surviving Globalization
Wealth, Women and War: Surviving Globalization Many of my friends on CherryTap have asked me to explain the premise of the book I am working on. I finished the rough draft of the executive summery this afternoon. For the sake of the curious I have posted that rough draft in the weblog. Other bits and pieces are scattered throughout the weblog. I am posting this as a bulletin so that you can link to the few sections which I have blogged. I should be done with the second draft by mid-July and the finalized edit should be ready for publication next July. Executive Summary Maslow Change Management Just Cause I can Credibility Strangelove Church Attendance Murder Rates and Gender Repost this please. GreyHawk@ CherryTAP

Vic
I am sick and tired of people who are VICs thinking they have some sort of special privileges on this site other than having a special colored name and 11's.Paying 14.71 a month does not buy you a share of stock in Cherrytap...all it does is give you some sort of bragging rights. I pay because I know my money goes to a site I really like being on and it also helps keep it free for those that dont/cant pay. But I will never bitch because out of 977,000 people, Babyjesus doesnt drop everything and tend to my needs. The people who sit on here and post bulletin after bulleting bitching about something...stop! You probably aren't reading this anyways because you've been deleted.

Pre-booty Call Agreement !!!!!!!!!!
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced a

Vacation
Going on vacation tonight for my birthday. We're going to the Ozarks and then over to Tennessee where we're going to see Graceland. The last 3 days we're going to Nashville so see Opryland and the Country Music Hall of Fame, and the last day, we are doing the one thing I actually came up with, going to Lynchburg Tennessee to tour the Jack Daniels Distillery!! Oooh yeah!! Jack Daniels baby! Would have liked to have gone there first and actually done that for my birthday but oh well. At least I get to go.

Worst Break Up Ever!
so, one day... a guy was sick & his girlfriend had come over to fix him up... so she brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with some re-runs of the simpsons... she makes the soup & sets everything on a table next to him & pops in the simpsons... he eats the soup & watches the simpsons... his girlfriend says that she's gotta go to meet a friend. so she leaves & he breaks out the brownies... he finishes them right as the simpsons get over... right after the simpsons end, it cuts to a scene with his girlfriend sucking another guy's cock!!! she finishes, smiles, & she spits into a bowlof BROWNIE mix & says "u just got dumped"...

Let Myself Down
I let myself down, head hung in shame; On my knees crying, tormented by the rain. Fallen under the pressures of this fucked up society; I clench my teeth, just trying to deal quietly. Taking on the world, I failed, but what did I gain? Happiness turned into sorrow, pleasure into pain. My heart bruised and broken, beating ever so slightly; Like a prize fighter barely surviving those 12 rounds nightly. Beaten and exhausted, up against the rope; Alone, lost and shaking, do I still have any hope? I was given the chance to experience the truest and purest of loves; Only to grieve its loss as reality violently shoves... The memories of friends I've watched come and go; Some to a place where darkness is all they will ever know. I know where I've been, but not where I'm going; Know what I've done, but not what I'm doing. In my darkest hour will the light finally dawn? Will I find the strength to somehow carry on? Yes, I let myself down, but there will be an end to this pain;

Guilt Trips
I was raised in a home where guilt was used as a method of control. Then one day i had an epiphany. Let me explain. Guilt is an emotion. Just like Love is an emotion. Now it is common knowledge that you can't make someone feel love. They either love you or they don't. No more, no less. Now, if Love and Guilt are both emotions, and you can't make somoene feel Love, wouldn't it stand to reason that you can't make someone feel guilt? Yeah I know there are going to be someone of you that say "It isn't that they make you feel it, they convince you that of it." But that logic still doesn't hold up. No one can convince me that I love someone. I either do or I don't. So why can't Guilt work the same way? Just because someone says you are guilty, that doesn't mean you actually are. Step back and use your conscience. That's why you have it. If you can scincerly look at the situation in which you are being accused and say that you haven't done anything wrong, th

Lyrics That Touched Me...
In der Palaestra As through the pipes the waters fell down to the bottom of the well, in listless apathy I gazed at the cold waters, as he bathed. I have beheld that scenery and it's most sensual masculinity. Yet, disappointment, oh, can't you see, is still the cause and the cardinal symptom of my sick, sad reality. Silver equals chill, but that suits me just fine. I'm shyly sipping water, while he drinks whole jugs of wine. He likes all kinds of women, and I, I only hate men. He marvels at all things new to him, and I only wait for all things in this sick world to end. The water pouring down his spine, caressed his strong physique, oh, so well-defined, calm like a rock he stands, oh, behold his beautiful body and soul. A friendly God must have built this man to an all well-balanced whole. What sad bewilderment this brought, physical clearness, alas, still so much abhorred. An ancient ghost awoke and fiercely arose in me, it was that old

Full Figured
A full figured woman who is full of love a woman who tries to fit in and tries to show emotion but can never do none of the above. A full figured woman who is full of peace but no man wants to touch her as if she's some type of disease. A full figured woman who puts her self down who smiles in the crowd who hurts her sense of worth when no one's around. A full figured woman yes, that's me I am all the woman I need to be from the curl of my lips to the curves in my hips. Yes, I am a full figured woman who is tired of being judged but I will never be ashamed for having more than one pudge! Jennifer Foreman

Moving
The house has been sold !!! No foreclosure here thank God. BUT with that news, when the final papers are all signed in 2 weeks we will have just one week to be out of here. So within 3 weeks we will be moving. At that time I will be MIA here for a few days to a week depending on how soon our internet can get hooked up at the new place. NO we dont have a place to move into yet. We are still looking at places and making phone calls.

Written Once For A Friend.
i've fallen in love with a butterfly... his happiness, his beauty, all of him would be destroyed if i clutched him in my hand and held on... but if i just let go, he has the chance to fly away, to be someone elses butterfly, to perch on someone elses hand, to kiss someone else's cheeks with the flutter of his wings....

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Crowded Elevators And Anxiety Attacks Suck.
Well, i finally slept last night. Consciousness was just as bad this morning as it was last night however. I go to my Dr's appointment and am still having the anxiety attack from last night. Then because it was lunch time, all the elevators were crowded, i waited for like 6 different ones and I ended up having to walk down 7 flights of stairs while crying and freaking out(in front of 6 elevators full of people), because ill be damned if i can get into a packed elevator when I'm already having anxiety problems. After a nap among other things i at least feel a little better, altho my head still feels like it might explode.

Anger, Hate, Love, Fear, And Pain
I use to write all the time on MySpace when it first came around, but those days have come and passed. My stories where those of humor and true but funny things I've noticed about the world. Many many people would comment me on how hard they would laugh about my writings, and they could never get enough. Have you asked yourself why I'm telling you all this yet? What does all this have to do with my blog title "How fucked up is this world..."? Well here is the answer: I don't write about those things anymore probably due to growing a bit older and noticing my surroundings (my world) closer than what I use to see them as. Specially after joining the military which most def took the candy coding off of many of the things I use to enjoy, but we will come back to this a bit later. Basically what I am saying is how many times have you or someone you know have been at the top of their game, or raised above all the bullshit in their lives to become happy for that short period of time j

Myspace Phishing Problem
MySpace Again Under Phishing Attack Malware installed by fake MySpace navigation bars has infected several thousand PCs, according to the SANS Institute. The complete story can be found here: http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,133573/article.html We hope you will find this story interesting and informative. PC World, an IDG publication, has been providing independent, unbiased, reviews, news, and information about technology since 1983.

Pets
Another great loss to my life, and family. Last night I lost another one of my babies...Noah. I had him for 12 years, and he was a wonderful friend. I will miss him very much and this has been a difficult time for me. Was only a short month or so ago I lost my other dog Pike. They will both be very much missed from my life and home.

What A Scare I Had!
Whew! Last Night was a scary night. The storm that came thru Minors Lane really had hit us hard. The wind came thru and knocked several trees over. Lightning hit this tree across the street from us and the transformer blew because the tree caught on fire of course. Well, it knocked out the power. Trees were everywhere. After 2 hours electricity came back on finally on our side. The other side was still out. Well, once it came back on my dad went to turn on his television that was in the living room. He heard a popping noise. Well, nothing that was on the entertainment center would turn on. My dad was beginning to get mad. So I thought I would take a look and see if it was the surge protector that was hooked up. Well, it wasn't that. I tried the outlet in the kitchen and it worked. I had my dads girlfriend unplug this freshener thing that was hooked up. Well, she went to unplug it and a big flame shot out from the wall several times. The flame flew up the wall and back down. It was quit

Leaving The Tap.. Temp
I won't be around for awhile starting tomorrow night.. I am heading down to NC to visit my sons father before he deploys we will be traveling to a couple of states including back to Michigan for a short stay but I will be really busy and not active on here. I am not sure when I'll be back .. He checks back in on the 8th of July but I plan on staying down there for a few days to enjoy the ocean, help him with getting ready to leave and letting him spend optimal time with his son since he hasn't seen him since April.. Leave me some love and I hope to come back to lots of comments, ratings and fans.. Ct love to you all!! -Nikki

Okay
i hate my camera. first it goes and messes up. the lense won't pop out right? so yeah and so i never delete anything off the camera.. (its actually JAke's camera but w/e) so anyway i tried to delete some of the pics off the camera by puting it on the base but it wont even turn on now. so there i am, sitting there, pissed. grrrr!!! i need my cammeerraaaa!!!!

Uh Huh...
what is the reality of cyberspace... when the monitor glow fades only the darkness is left, no freindly electronic images to rattle the mind, no pulses of light to remember you by, it would be nice to hold those most dear, static remains only for a molment... am i remembered till i return?

What The F&%k
I cannot believe that I posted 3 new pics at 7pm central time, Waited three hours, and not one single person has rated or commented on them. I wont be spreading my LUV on just any cherries anymore. I have a bunch of selfish girls on my friends list and I think its about time to start cleaning out the people that don't return the favor of at least a rate .........DAMN.......... Feeling totally UNLUVED :[ Mikey

Lmao I Dont Know About This One But It Was Fun
You Are a Tiny Tease You like to flirt and show off your body, but what confident woman doesn't. You enjoy male attention, and you're usually pretty good at not leading men on. However, there are times when you get carried away with your sexy behavior. It's okay to use your amazing flirting powers for good - but never for evil! Do Men Think You're You A Tease?

Margaritas Sound Good Lol
You Are a a Margarita Woman You live most of your life in "Margaritaville", and everyone who knows you knows it. You can party with the best of them - and you're really up for anything! You're the type who's most likely to do body shots or enter a bikini contest. You prefer to date a man as lively as you are... he has to keep up! What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?

Blessings
As I prepare to hit the bed tonite after a horrific day on Cherrytap, with sad, Hating, pissed off people all around me ,there have been several wonderful people today that have just come out of the wood work to remind me why I hold so tight onto the faith in "some people". I realize that it is true; In the darkest hour, there is indeed always a pin hole of light. To those people today they were my pin hole of light.They know who they are and to them this is my simple and humble thank you. I am glad to know you. You have made a difference to to me. As bad as we may think we have it, look around you some one someone has it worse then you. So do not look at how rotten things may be but how much more rotten they could be and are not. We are blessed in one way or another. Miracles happen daily, our eyes are not trained to see them unless you really look.

Perversion
I am having these extreme sexual fantasies I want to fulfill. When I was younger I was molested it lead to me being very sexual. I learned to let it feel good. and it would lead to me having orgasms from it. IDK. I guess I am twisted fuck. But It never hurt me to be myself. I could care less if you are affected by this blog. Every man for himself out in this world. I can bet you this cherryspace has lots of sick fantasies worser than mine. But I love all. I like to have sex with men who are not physically attractive just really good humping. As for gils I want the ones who are like me. if you are I will add you. I don't need liberal fucks telling me how to think. my mind is my perogotive. and if you have any sweet nasty raunchy sex stories do tell!! I am all for it.

89% Real Lol
You Are 89% Real There's hardly a person on this earth more real than you are. You have no problem showing people who you are, flaws and all. For you, there couldn't be any other way. Because it's way too stressful to live an inauthentic life. You're very comfortable with yourself. And because of this, you're able to live an exciting, interesting, and challenging life. How Real Are You?

Loss Of A Child, Please Keep My Friend In Your Thoughts And Prayers
I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY DAUGHTER MOM SHE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF ME AND TELL ME THAT MY DAUGHTER AND HER GRANNY WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT THEY GOT T BONE FROM A DRIVER THAT TRY TO BE A RED LIGHT MY EX GRANNY PASSED AWAY AT THE SCENE AND MY DAUGHTER IS IN CCU HOOK ON A MACHINE FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE...THIS HAS REALLY CAUGHT ME ALL BY SUPPRISE PLZ GOD HEAR MY PRAYER PLZ DONT TAKE HER FROM ME SHE MINE ONLY CHILD SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I LOVE HER TO DEATH SHE JUST TURN THREE LAST MARCH SHE GOT A WHOLE AHEAD OF HER WHY DO THIS HAS TO HAPPEN TO HER ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT IT BE ME NOT HER SHE DONT DESERVE THIS AT ALL AND FOR THE SOB TRYING TO BEAT A FUCKING RED LIGHT!!!! GOD REST YOUR SOUL YOU SO NEED IT RIGHT NOW WILL YALL PLZ PRAY FOR MY LIL GIRL SHE REALLY NEEDS IT MORE THAN NE THING OH GOD I WISH WOULD BE THERE FOR HER IM SO LOST AN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ~BabyBoy J~ UPDATE........ there turning off the machines at 2 not expecting her to make it even a 1/2 hour shes gone,3:22 pm IM

Pierced Dicks!
Is it just me.... or do only the guys with the smallest dicks get them pierced? I mean, seriously, don't you think they'd be embarrased to walk into a tattoo shop and drop their pants? like, everytime I'm with a dude, and they say "Oh, by the way, I have my dick pierced" I just want to scream and run because I know what awaits me in the depths of their flappy, loose boxers....... Seriously, all you guys with the big, satisfying dicks..... maybe one or two of you should get it pireced!!!! And then cum show me ;)

Nurse, Nurse!!
Repost of a hilarious joke shared by my dear friend, Witchie Woman. Luv ya!! *giggle* ---------------------------------------------- Black Testicles? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his

3 Little Pigs..........
The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!" So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black

Think Before Talk
What i see here on CT is like a propaganda site for the beautifull USA, everything is wonderfull overthere, everybody in the world needs the USA you think,this world would be so lost without the USA. The American dream as it used to be was a great dream, the American dream of the last years is only a dream of destruction. Destruction in various country's in the world just for the sake of economics ( oil!!!!!)or just to dominate other people. Your goverment claims to operate for world peace, hahaha you just act like the a modern Roman Empire with your nice and allways friendly and well educated leader Mr. Bush. Everything in the USA is focussed on being the # 1, on the sportfield, in school, in work, in relationships. There seem to be no room for the rest, dont think about what happens to others just me the # 1.What about refugees, what about the people of Tibet,what about gay people, what about black people, what about your veterans? If this is all so wonderfull tell me something befo

Rules Of The Bar
There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drun

Venus And Mars
WHAT A WOMAN SAYS: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! WHAT A MAN HEARS: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

Sick But Funny
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'ER tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'." Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"

6 Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard!You've been playing golf!" ************************************************ The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of t

Lover's Sigh
Come and lie Between my thighs Know pure bliss Within my kiss Wander and touch Need you so much Passion and flame Yours to tame Stomach to breast Dominate the rest Command my pleasure Make it your treasure Hearts that thunder Bodies to plunder Passions mount Moments count Drive me on Before it's gone Mouth to fill Hips that drill Hands to please Legs that tease Body that taunts Heart that wants Passions met Lovers set Come and lie Hear you sigh

How Sexy Are You???
You Are 96% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Love Lyrics
Don't shut love out of your life By saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; The fastest way to lose it, Is to hold too tightly; And the best way to keep it Is to give it wings

Sadness
Letter To My Beloved I'm afraid to tell you My Beloved, things have changed within my life. I am not the person I once was, I even became someone elses wife. Many years have come to pass since the day I dreamed of you, Many things have changed in me, and I suspect they have within you too. I have to tell you My Beloved, I will never be the same, for my heart has now been broken, and it will always be this way. Many souls have come and gone; through my eyes I've seen them all. Many have mistreated me, so many souls have helped me fall. So this letter I do send to you, I hope it reaches you in time, to tell you not to come for me, to tell you you're not mine. You see Beloved you must leave and never dream of me; For I am broken, torn and beaten, and our love could never be. There was a time when I could smile and dream of you to come, but those days are over now, the past can't be undone. I leave you now, My Beloved I hope some day you'll find "The One," for it is to lat

Rather Disconcerting .....
So went out to a show with Persia last night (yeah I know, most of you already know that). Had a great time .... even though I am now functioning on one hour of sleep. Had something rather odd (I thought) happen. I expected the Hotdog vendor to remember us, because we get a Hotdog everytime we go to a show at this venue, which is usually once every couple of months. What I didn't expect is to have one of the Security guys tell me he remembered me. Last time I was there was in February!

Southern Folks Have The Answers!
Tennessee > > The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so > he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. > > He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the > University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you > $20,000, > minus 14%, how much would you take off?" > > The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my > earrings." > > > Alabama > > A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos > for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering > under > the weight of an eight-point buck. > > "Where's Henry?" the others asked." > > "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the > trail," the successful hunter replied. > > "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they > inquired. > > A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to > steal Henry!" > > > Louisiana

Love
Love is much more than sentiment and even a feeling. It's a commitment of one imperfect person to another. It's a choice. It's a byproduct of growth and maturity. It is a gift from God. It also needs to be learned. We learn it from loving people who know us totally—warts and all—and still love us. And we learn it from others who model it... And remember, we always need to do the loving thing — even when we don't feel loving.

Test For Smart People
This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

Shake A Stick At?
I am sure you have heard of the phrase "more ____ than you can shake a stick at." Can someone explain why you would want to shake a stick at anything there is a lot of? Why would you actually pick up a stick, shake it at a bunch of stuff and try to do something like that? My only thought, if there is a lot of stuff, you should probably get a bigger stick, right?

Jose And Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support" Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

Searching For The Perfect Name
I was talking to a friend who is trying to talk me into naming a boy after him.Unfortunatley his name is the same of some asshole I dated in middle school. Anyone out there have some good name choices?

Blast Contest Update!!!!!!
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What My Mother Taught Me (and What My Kids Think I Taught Them Too)
Things My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC "Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." My mother

The Evolution Of Mom
The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes - 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes *are* your regular clothes. The Baby's Name - 1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites. 2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you. 3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect! Preparing for the Birth - 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your

A Side Note From What My Mother Taught Me...lmao
Just thought to pass this one because it was hilarious when she told it to me: Upon my 18th birthday, I moved out and when the last thing was being taken out to the car, my mother, bless her heart, put both hands on my shoulders, kissed me on the cheek and said, "I love you and take care of yourself. I have only one piece of advice for you: Don't ever waste a good boner." HAHAHAHA....I still to this day take her advice!

Mexican-style Grilled Chicken
Mexican-Style Grilled Chicken Marinating the chicken overnight is the secret to this recipe -- the marinade sinks into the meat, and the lime serves as a tenderizer. Using bone-in chicken breasts gives the dish even more flavor. Credit: Rori Trovato Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 6 chicken breast halves (with the bone) * 1/2 cup fresh lime juice (about 4 to 5 limes) * 1/3 cup olive oil * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 1 tablespoon hot paprika * 1 teaspoon dried chile powder * 2 teaspoons kosher salt * 3 tablespoons chopped cilantro, plus additional sprigs for garnish Directions: Place the chicken in a 9-by-13-inch pan. In a medium bowl, combine the remaining ingredients except the garnish. Pour over the chicken and marinate for 1 hour or, ideally, overnight in the refrigerator. Take the chicken out of the refrigerator an hour before cooking. Heat the grill to medium high. Grill the chicken for about 10 to 12 minutes per side, tur

Daydream Of Us
the first one was well received so here is another. if the rates remain high, i will continue to post. please feel free to tell friends/fans/family to come check the stories out :D this one resulted from an online chat i was having with a "friend", where we were discussing an upcoing visit and spending some time relaxing in her hot tub. i'll leave it to you to debate if it ever came to fruition . . . Daydream of Us Picturing you and I sitting there, taking your hand in mine pulling it into my lap as I reach to yours. Sliding my fingers under the edge of your bikini bottom, tracing your smoothly shaven lips as you grasp and stroke my steel-like rod. My free hand reaching up to caress your hardening nipples, untying your bikini top and throwing it out of the tub. Leaning over to kiss you pulling you over onto my lap, you kneeling over me, straddling me. My right hand kneading and fondling your breasts, my left firmly planted in your bikini bottom one finger sliding deep in

What I Look For In A Guy
Okay I'm so too nice to say this to someone face but I'll try to make it humorus so it won't be so bad. It's just something I have to get off my chest.:) Okay I'm always asked by friends family and guys off the net. What are you looking for in a guy? What do I say? Nothing I try to avoid the question like the plauge. Try to ignore it like that one friend you keep running into. You know the one none of you and your friends like but yet you dont want to be the asshole who says,"Fuck Off". I ignore the question becuase the fact is I know what I want and when I find it I'll know. Because what I'm looking for is not your ordinary guy. At least I would like to think so. He's going to be that one of the kind guy the one who stops me in my tracks when I'm walking down the street. The guy who distracts me when I'm in the middle of a conversation. What kinda guy you ask? Well You know those guys that spend so much time at the gym or the ones you see on the wrestling circut. Those kinda

"heaven"
Heaven You shine like stardust dipped in glamour: ~Diamonds etched within your form~ Your skin is heaven, your lips are clouds …they make me soar through the bluest sky. And as I propel, I feel your spirit brush up against me and I feel as if I have been touched by "God". -You are so beautiful- …you hold the answer to my life's question mark. And when it's dark I feel so safe. Peace holds me tight in your embrace and there's no pain to bring me down. I feel serene as if a dream cradled my sleep: ~Forever oh so gingerly~ And the world revolves a little slower, almost as if time was bound to freeze. But let it all hush impeccably…let gravity suspend its chi. You know me, sweets, always so poetic in my ways: I see the world through ancient eyes, for my soul has been around for ages and I believe that your love is the strength that fuels this long eternity. You twirl around between my atoms,

Is There Any Point?
someone tell me there is a point to all this. all hapiness is temporary, everything is there and then gone. all that remains is emptyness ... all of this has no dam point at all. why do we even bother?

Seriously....
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. I mean have you HEARD an Every Time I Die CD?! God is fucking amazing! God being Keith Buckley of course. :D

Stuff Thats Happened
For those that read this I was in a horrible car accident june 1st.My spine was broken a rib my right hand badly hurt and I had to have surgery.My mom was killed in that accident and I miss her so much.Enough about that cause if I dwell on it to long I will start crying.Yeasterday I took my boyfriend to get a dog.She is a beauty and so sweet.Anyways thats it for now.

60-epitaph For A Fool
Sorry about your heart Guess i was just born this way Some of us were born without a heart The rest live on in the light of day Yes you were right to hate me You were right to cut me like you did As much as you try you could never make me Expose all those scars that i keep hid I know i ruined every one of your good days I know i butchered everything that you loved See the blood on my hands stained a hundred different ways No sense in washing what won't come off Don't worry about me the pain is gone forever now Six feet under staring into a starless black night Roses on my chest..pennies on my eyes...final bow Nothing but numb from the toes up...shut off my mind Words like daggers pulling from my soul Can you forgive what I can never forget Keep my things...I'll set myself on fire Here's the ring...its broken like my neck Feeling the flow free from the inside out Maybe in a thousand years I can learn to walk again Your curse on me hangs heavy without a doubt Skin

I Love You!
100 ways to say I Love You! ..> Have you ever been for a loss of words when you wanted to say those three little ones? Well I know some of you have. Here are some ideas that might help you out when you want to say more then "I Love You." 1. Travel more then one (1) hour out of town together. 2. Dance with or without music. (Always ask first, not only with words) 3. Dance with her in public. 4. Dance in the rain. (Even in your best outfit) 5. Candles/Incense/Oils/Blacklight make for great cuddling 6. Take naps together. 7. Be a prince to her parents. (Brownie points) 8. Share a plate of spaghetti. (Ever see "Lady and the Tramp"?) 9. Give her roses or wildflowers. For no reason, often. 10. Do the little things. (I.E., Pull out chairs, open doors, hold hands....) 11. Notice when she does the little things. 12. Surprise her with dinner and dancing. (On dinner and a movie date night) 13. WRITE SAPPY LOVE LETTERS/NOTES. 14. Never, ever forget "hol

The Start...
I received a letter in the mail today concerning the Miss Rhode Island USA Pageant. I did a quick mumm on Cherrytap and considered a moment my options. In the end I decided to give it a try. I just need to take a recent snapshot to send to pageant. Most likely do this on Sunday with my boyfriend taking the picture. I have 3 evening gowns in my possession so far. I have pictures of them and may be adding more if I acquire more. The pageant isn't till September 22 and 23. So I still have time to decide. If you want leave a comment on your favorite. I will be updating this blog as the pageant draws closer. Wish me luck. Amanda

I'm Just Tired Of It All
I am so tired of people pretending to be a friend on here just to get points. honistly if thats all ya want say so, ill help ya out. just be honist. please i know that this is preety much a fun and games type of site but come on.

Someone Holding A Grudge Against You
Have you ever had someone who you've wronged in the past? They refuse to talk to you, but hold you responsible no matter how many times you said you were sorry? You've apologized out your ears to them but they just don't care and continue to stretch you to the farthest possible limit? Is there a way to get them to calm down and act rational for once? Is it possible?

Another Blast Contest Update!!!
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 203+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything on your profile with 10's(or until I run out of rates) And you will

Starbucks
check out this shit. the troops in iraq contacted starbucks telling them that they loved thier coffee and to see if there was anyway they coud get some drinks to them starbucks reply was "WE DON NOT SUPPORT THE WAR OR ANYONE IN IT SO YOU WILL GET NOTHING FROM US" ok even if people don't agree with the war or don't understand why we have men and women over fine but we should still support our troops so starbucks can kiss my ass and I WILL NEVER BUY COFFEE FROM THEM AGAIN. i hope do the same....

What Is Next?
hello to my friends. My girlfriend of 8 years broke up with me a month ago. I can really use some love and support from anyone. Not really sure if I'm ready to move on. I'm sure if I find the right one I will. Thank you for reading.

Please I Need Everyones Help
On wednesday afternoon my cousin was involved in a MAJOR motorcycle accident in atlanta. According to the police report (cousin has no memory of accident) she was going down a residential road when someone backed out of her driveway and STOPPED in the middle of the road. My cousin tried to swerve but hit the vehicle anyway and flipped over and the bike came crashing down on her. My cousin spent 5 hours in surgery to repair her leg and re-attach her two of her toes ( yes i said RE_ATTACH). As of yesterday she was in the intensive care unit no longer in critical condition but was stable. well today that has changed she has been in surgery for most of this afternoon due to internal bleeding in her foor which she may lose and worst of all she is now bleeding in her brain. Even though she had a helmet on and proper riding clothes jacket , boots, gloves etc etc she still was a "mess" as one witness told my family that spoke to them. I am not looking for any sympathy or oh poor mike but P

Dreaded Monday
So Monday I have surgery...not too big a deal but enough to make me nervous. I went for all the pre-test today so now I am really nervous. I will be in the hospital for 3-4 days, but after that I am home for 6-8 weeks....and hopefully get to take a special vacation towards the end of that time off. If I am not here for awhile you all know why. Take care of yourselves as know one else will...

Dream Catcher Contest 7/2/07
DREAM CATCHER CONTEST!! COME JOIN THE FUN! CONTEST STARTS FRIDAY, JUNE 29TH @ 7pm EST AND ENDS FRIDAY, JULY 13TH! WE ARE CELEBRATING THE HOST, REBELBREED'S 50TH BIRTHDAY! COME HELP US PARTY! RULES ARE: MUST BE A PICTURE OF A REAL DREAM CATCHER. MUST ADD THE HOST. MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE TO COMMENT BOMB SELF BOMBING ALLOWED. NO DOWNRATING, DRAMA & BOMBING PROGRAMS ALLOWED. CONTEST WILL BE MONITORED 24/7. PRIZES ARE: 1ST PLACE - 7 DAY BLAST & TROPHY 2ND PLACE - 3 DAY BLAST & TROPHY 3RD PLACE - 1 DAY BLAST & TROPHY 4TH PLACE - SILVER MOTORCYCLE & TROPHY (PAID OUT DURING FIRST HAPPY HOUR AFTER CONTEST ENDS.) THIS IS THE HOST'S LINK. ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of CT@ Here are the contestants: Cherokee Lady....Has (7073) Comments!! Sexy Native Chic.....Has (2108) Comments!! DeeDee.....Has (1425) Comments!! Sukuyan......Has (244) Comments!! Krazy Little Sister.....Has (5808) Comments!! lxl Pu

Found On Myspace-this Was Sent To A Sargeant Of The U.s. Army. It's Horrible.
DON'T LET ME EVER HEAR ANY OF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! Body: This was sent to a Sargeant of the U.S. Army. It's horrible. From: Display Name: Brooke http://www.myspace.com/brooke6688 Date: Jun 28, 2007 4:24 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: Just thought you should know... Body: First of all I want to thank you for the friend request. Secondly, you couldn't pay me, torture me, or brainwash me enough to join the military of this corrupt nation. Stop wasting your time and using young, impressionable citizens to your benefit. I'm sorry that you are miserable and you are unable to stand on your own feet. The only people I know who are actually dumb enough to join the military are those who have no direction in their life and are unable to support themselves. They are not individuals. They are pathetic, sorry excuses for a human being who need an organization to tell them exactly what to do and to give them a "security" of some monetary benefit. These peop

** Harley Joke **
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down th

Moving!!!
Hey to all my friends out there in ct land!!!.. sorry i have not been on much.. but been soo busy with work and all and rl shit.. and also just wanted to say that i will not be on for a bit.. dont know when ill have net back.. since im moving now.. Ill be moving to new mexico to start a fresh new me.. and get my life together, since the break up with the ex and i about 8 months ago.. new mexico is very nice and is pretty cheap.. very nice apartment i have out there for cheap with pool and all.. and transfering jobs to there. but anyhow just wanted to let everyone know that i didnt forget about you and that ill be on after i get things settled and im settled in. :) and ill see you all later and show you all luv when im back.. ty!! Terminator..

People You Come In Contact With..
If you ever get the chance to find that one person that means the most to you and you don't tell them.. or even maybe you didn't have the time to tell them.. For god's sake.. say it.. don't wait.. You never know what is going to happen to that person.. They may be taken from you instantly and you will never have that chance.

Not Yet Finished 1
You have touched my heart in many ways Although words cannot describe how I feel I live only from day to day To love and Charish you is so for real I worship you and the ground you're on On a pedestal I'll raise you above My love is written upon a stone Of all the things I know, I know love.

Amd Sets August Release For Barcelona
An anonymous reader writes "Rumors said the release wouldn't be until late Q4 but an August ship date is now promised for AMD's quad-core chips. They're only releasing up to 2.0 GHz processors at first, with the top speed devices coming out later in the year. 'AMD's Barcelona puts four cores on a single slice of silicon, an approach AMD calls native quad-core, and the company has argued that Barcelona will outperform the Xeon 5300. The only problem: that comparison soon will become obsolete. Intel's second-generation quad-core server processors, Harpertown a server member of Intel's Penryn family, will arrive this year, too, with the promise of better performance, lower power consumption and lower manufacturing costs by virtue of a manufacturing process with 45-nanometer features. AMD is only just now moving to a 65-nanometer process.'" posted on slashdot.com

Not Yet Finished 4
Upon the moutian air the wolf screams The rabbits hide and the deer gleams Dew forms upon theleaves and falls to the ground The rustling of dead leaves heard all around Cows walking about, abandoned in the feilds Horse's strut and og upon the hills Farmer's are busy working hard in the barn Wives are cooking, baking, and turning thier yarn The smell of pies fill the air Sweat pours to the ground from old farmer's hair The bell has rung so lunh is ready Families sit down to rest the hour steady Families rest the night from a hard days work The roosters crow awakening everything

Tonight
I am sitting here drinking some great canadian beer...relaxing since I dont have to be back to work till tuesday...happy july 4th to my american friends and happy canada day this weekend july 1st...I hope everyone has a safe and fun holiday and dont drink too much.

Benoit Strangled His Wife, Smothered His Son Before Hanging Himself
Tue, June 26, 2007 Benoit strangled his wife, smothered his son before hanging himself: cop By AP/CP Chris Benoit looks on after a victory at WWE's Backlash pay-per-view event at Rexall Place in Edmonton, April 4, 2004. Investigators say details of the murder-suicide involving Benoit are bizarre. (Darryl Dyck/Sun) A law enforcement official close to the investigation says pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before hanging himself in his weight room. Speaking to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity, the official also says authorities are investigating whether steroids may have been a factor in the deaths. The family was found dead Monday, and authorities were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide. Investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, 47, and son, Daniel, 7, over the weekend, then himself on Monday. “The details, when they come out, are going to prove a little bizarre,” Fayette County Distr

New Blast Contest Update!!
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! AS OF THIS POSTING I HAVE 733 VOTES. I NEED TO BEAT 1442. Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 203+ votes!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate evrything on your profile with 10's(or until I run out of rates) And You will get a mention in the Blast itself!!! Please

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: every dayIs sex a top priority for you?: sometimesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes and noHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: i dontHow do you feel about one night stands?: i did itHow many one night stands have you had?: someWhat's your favorite position?: seting in there lapWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: in bedDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 1 hrDo you get off first or do they?: meDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: quiteDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: up to themDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: noHow old were

You Name It And I'll Give You Credit. Send Me Some Titels
Running down the street late one stary night I hear her scream but no one in sight I hear hr whispering still no sight of her worrying whats happened figuring whats a stir I feel in my gut something bad is down can't place it yet no one seen around Then it hits me like a ton of stink the one i love is hurting At least I think How is it possible she's so far away I run back home make the call in disarray She answers th phone before it began to ring She felt the same way She thought the same thing You see we're so close at heart only you see I feel what she feels and she he same with me I wanted to hear you I wish you were here I miss you dearly I'm so lost I fear We end the call with a tender sigh I love you truely I feel her start to cry Wipe your tears babe Don't you dare start Just remember this You'll always have my heart Don't you worry I'll be home soon For now we'll be together Always underneath the moon.

Robin Williams Does It Again
A MUST READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR....READ THIS! The Plan! ? Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest o f those " good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our bo

Bitchiness
I decided to scrub my house down this evening. It looks and smells so good. The only problem is I mopped and in doing so, I have left my cigs in the family room and can't get to them until the floor dries. DAMNIT.

I Am....the Empress *lol*
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

The Queen
With the problems that the world has now, with presidents who disavow any knowledge of the things they have done, please tell me why they even run for offices they can't even hold. For few are smart, and none are bold. Perhaps we should regain a king, or better yet a queen, in England they don't complain. Admidst the fog an all her rein, she sits there in diaphmorous clothes,calmly sniffing a bloody rose. While the world below her screams an shrieks, while sneaking for to take a look at riches that were once theirs, but now belong to her, our queen. I am sore afraid the time shall pass when all the fortunes we amass will meekly begiven unto her, the veritable end of the American Dream...

Prejudice
Prejudice = My uncle who has true hatred towards blacks. REALLY !!! His daughter is married to a black man. His grandsons are black. He's Prejudice !!!! Yeah like when his grandson sits on his lap, and he hugs him. When he goes and cheers his oldest grandson on at a game. When he kisses and hugs his daughter, and tells her to be careful. When he shook his son-in-laws hand, and gave him a hug right before he left to go to Iraq, and told hm to return home safely. Yeah he's Prejudice !!!!!! I guess to me it's watching people change, that is the greatest gift we as mankind can watch, and receive. Is he PREJUDICE !!!!! Not by the actions I see...... So quit the B.S. it is evey American fighting for us in Iraq, white, black, brown, and yellow, that makes up the characteristics of this Proud, and Free Country. Does it matter who protects you, or that you are protected. My Outlook, corky, just me. Can't blame me for being me..

Reminder
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the ! air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as

Success
SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . having friends. At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.

To A Dear Friend
two hearts intermingle, till your bodies start to tingle, feelings flow, sometimes slow, but with our hearts they show, as sweet and kind, in my mind, is the thoughts of you, and me too, holding you in my arms, showing you my charms, knowing you are fine, and in time, wishing you were mine, but as time passes bye, i ask myself why, life has to be cruel, like my heart was in a duel, twisted and snagged, my voice becomes gagged, wishing for you, and wanting it to be true.

Why Do People Think......
Why do people think they have to run your life? I mean being a certain age and having a somewhat good head on your shoulders people just misjudge you.....Especially family. Why will they not just let you live your own life?... You may make mistakes along the way but that is the entire part of learning. And once you become a certain age, then well it should not matter and be concern of theirs. I have some really good friends who care a lot about me and who are like brothers to me all through growing up and such. Some of you I have known for quite awhile and you are dear to me.... But you got to know that I am happy. I am the happiest I have ever been I can honestly say. I can wake up now with a smile on my face. Even though things are not like I want them to be right now,even though I know it is going to take time and patience to get there, I need your support to know that in my heart I am doing what is right for me.... You cannot choose who you want me to be with or you cannot assume o

Friends
ITS AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRIENdS, BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRIENDS BECOME STRANGERS... I NEVER WANT TO LOSE U AS A BUDDY..A H0mEY...A FRiENd... SEND THIS TO ALL Y0 FRIENDS...INCLUDING ME ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?___________?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ _______?___?________ _____?_______?____ ___?___________?____ __?______?______?___ __?_____?_?_____?___ ____???_____???_____ ~I MET U AS A STRANGA. I TOOK U AS A FRIEND. I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDZ!!.

Heart Warming!
What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe,that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child."Then he told the follo

10 Fu's Of Ct
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who bitch about the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? Don't be jealous. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS CHERRY TAP!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX.

Iphone Activation Disasters
iPhone Activation Disasters Three hours after getting my hands on one, I am ready to drop the thing from the 44th floor of the New York Hilton. Jim Dalrymple, Macworld Friday, June 29, 2007 8:00 PM PDT Recommend this story? Yes 1 Votes No 3 Votes I was so excited flying from my home in Halifax to New York this morning--I was getting an iPhone! But three hours after getting my hands on one, I am ready to drop the thing from the 44th floor of the New York Hilton--and I probably would if I was sure it would hit someone from AT&T. Earlier this week I transferred my Macworld business account to an individual account solely for the purpose of getting an iPhone--I had to since business plans don't qualify for the iPhone. I know for a fact that I'm not the only person who had to do this--and judging from the wait time I'm having on tech support, I'm not the only one having problems. When I tried to activate my account, I got an error message that said my account couldn't be used

Online Etiquette
It appears that many people online are simply unaware or honestly, too dumb to notice that there actually is online etiquette. In the BDSM community we are very much about manners and rules. So online we also follow rules. First, my rules within the BDSM community do not mean that every vanilla person, online must follow them. But, if you identify yourself as a Dom/Domme or sub then yes I expect you to know and follow these rules. If you talk the talk then walk the walk. 1. DO Not Ever Interfere Between A Dom/Domme And sub - if a sub is being praised or disciplined do not give your opinion or ideas, unless you are directly asked. A Dom/Domme does not need your advice. And putting your nose in someone else buisness will make you enemies faster than friends. 2. Do Not Assume Anything - If a Dom/Domme comes to your lounge, do not assume they are looking for a sub, or a sub alone is looking for a Dom/Domme, or to be Dommed by just anyone. subs are not lounge whores. Dom/Dommes are n

Elise Go Bye Bye
I leave in about an hour to go to the airport so I can go to Rhode Island for a week. I can't wait its gonna be a blast. I am writing this so all who read this will know why I will not be around very much for the next week. I will prolly be on and off a few times but not as much due to the fact that I will not be home. I will see ya when I get back. *Holla to my dawg RoadRage from me and my Rhode Island Peeps*I remembered ... You should be proud!! *And a Shout to the MCGH FAMILY!! U GUYS KICK ASS!!!!*hehehehe Ok Im out!!

Guys Confuse Me
ok .... there is ths guy that i like more than a lil bit nd im not sure if he likes me back ... we r really good friends right now and that is sooooo awesome but we r getting REALLY close and it is weird. I want to be more than friends but i would hate to ruin the friendship that i have with him ... he is my best friend ... well i don't kno wat o do and if anyone has any suggestions let me kno ... we went out to steak and shake toight and had a blast ... and we were both flirting with each other ... but im not sure if i should pursue it cause that may push him away or if i should jus leave it ... i don't know ... and the silence is sooooo not helping ... wel any suggestins or advice or anyting at this point in time would b great anyways much love *~ hope ~*

Leap Of Faith*
You grow up with a mentality, something mom installed in your brain. Never judge anyone without knowing them first. Don't put someone down because they live a certain way. Because one day youre children will make the same mistakes, or choose to be or do something you don't agree with. But you love them anyway, always showing love. Who else can love you for all that you are? Find a man worthy of your person, if you are all that you can be. You want to compare every man to your dad, even if he was your step dad. Wanting a slight rugged edge, who has qualities of a real man. Respectable, who cherishes your every dream, loves you regardless of what you do...without making you feel any less than he is. Someone who treats you as his queen, never demeans you of your beliefs. Youre best friend, youre lover. Mom always said her husband knew everything, even stuff she wouldnt dare tell anyone. !! :p Really now mom, I used to think, big deal... but I realize how big a deal it actually is. Rem

Alone!
As SOME of ya'll know if u actually take the time to talk to me... my husbands currently deployed and were having problems.. dunno if were gonna stay married.... i dunno what to do.. im here stateside.. waiting... raising 2 kids.. ones 6 and the other is 4 months.. all alone.. nobody to turn to.. no true freinds to turn to.. and being in alaska.. im so far from family... im the type of girl that leaves my thoughts usually to myself and doesnt talk to much about umm or i try to put my mind on other stuff! at times like this.. i feel so alone.. i wanna talk to someone.. im so bored.. my kids r sick and everyones drinkin but i dont feel i should or i dont even wanna cause i dont want something to happen if they needed me or something.. ya know! ok well this isnt really going anywhere.. so i guess thats it for now.. im gonna lay down i guess... im just bored.. feelin alone! **sigh**

I'll Be Ok!
Ok guys our apartment was robbed at gun point at about 1 am. I just spent what felt like forever with a 357 pushed into the back of my head being told over and over if anything happened the guy was gonna shoot me. I'm very shaking up but no one was hurt badly. Damion got kicked in the knee and I have a gun barrel bruise on the back of my head. I'm not sure I'll ever sleep again!!! I'm still leaving tomorrow to go out of town but am reachable by cell phone until I get back. I know I'm gonna be ok but I just don't feel safe right now.

Her House
Okay so enough of 'funny' feelings. Let's go with facts. I've had to wear a contraption strapped to my back to prevent whos-its and whats-its from attacking...just so I felt safe. :P Yeah so I'm a weird one. But not that weird. The song 'Ghost-Buuusters!!" alwys runs through my head when I wear it. hehe Okay so its a vacuum cleaner but on to a better point! YOu want cold hard facts, Here goes: Walk up to Mrs. Harlack's house, which looks inviting on the outside, but you're told to wipe your feet at her doorstep and say hello as you walk in. Not before unlocking it with that handy skeleton key. hehe. PLUG YOUR EARS COZ YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT BABY CRY>> CLOSE YOUR EYES in case you see her rocker rocking. --- meow~ Its a funny house!

Men Q & A
Men Q & A Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A. Make him wear shoes. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window. Q. What d

Can We Say Sellout
†۞ MYSTIC ANGEL ۞†@ CherryTAP Look at the level you moron. This isn't Ash.Weee this is a fucking fake account. Clowns fucking suck and I see you truely don't have any love for your own kind. Since your so willing to drop them for a piece of ass. Now go back to fucking your sheep and the real 1 dollar whore. We are screen shotting this so that Horny Juggalo can see that your so willing to drop your colors for a whore. well i am dropping my colors i started on my page go look i swear i am not gonna rate you a 1 your not a whore and this aint fucking right team shocker has been nothin but good to that fam and if they did that fuck them !!! pls dont think all juggalo's are alike i will renowns from the mafia but i am a juggalo this is fucked up !!! please accecpt my appologies hun if i knew this happend i would have delt with it ..and i am gonna deal with it!!! please team shocker is awesome and i have alot of friends in there with yall including my baby angel baby ...I

Lmfao
Taking a wee break from the golf course nearby, Tiger Woods drove his new Ferrari into an Irish gas station, where an attendant greeted him in the typical Irish manner, unaware who this "Yank" golf celebrity was. "Top of the morning' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap. As Tiger got out of the expensive, sleek sports car, two tees fell out of his pocket. "So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant. "They're called tees," replied Tiger. "Aye, and what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger. "AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Ferrari think of everything."

The Fourth Of July Will Be Hard To Celebrate (mom Died A Year Ago On The 4th)
I'm having a really hard time between my back and Mom being gone a year on July 4th. We're finally burying her on the 14th of July after a year since we had the visitation and funeral and I have to say I'm not sure how I'm gonna handle it emotionally. Top that off with the fact that Sunday will probably be my first day back to work and I'm under a billion conflicting emotions and stress. I know Mom's isn't really gone; I see her in things every day and hear her voice when I'm down the most telling me things are gonna be okay. I'm just not looking forward to all of the emotions and stuff that are surfacing again after all this time; I thought the hurt was getting better but I was only fooling myself; it's still there and as raw as a gaping cavity. I'm sure that burying her will help with closure and she's only going to be about 2 miles away from where we live so we can take care of her grave and make sure she's never alone again so that will help. Damnit after a year you'd think

Put Me In My Place
U say you want it... so take it.. U say it's yours... so fuckin show me.. I may act out, or even shy away..... But If you want it, come and play.... Show me the Beast inside.... Please help me kill this pride, take me, rape me... Make Me Feel, please please im begging you to make this real.... U say You want this Pussy on Your Face...... Tellin you right Now Baby......Put me in my place.

Baby??
Sometimes times get hard, but you learn to fight for what you need and want. Love isn't always easy, so you gotta stick up for it. I will keep holding on until it all comes through, i'll wait for you. One day things will come and go easier, life will be much simpler, in the morning eyes of you. I know you will keep me safe from harm, hold me and protect me for life. My soulmate and bestfriend, my witness to life. Things will get better soon enough, and until then i'll wait for you my love.

Fun
You scored as Dragon, Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100% Angel92% Faerie67% WereWolf67% Mermaid58% Demon25% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Breakable
I feel like the slightest little thing is gonna cause me to break today. I had nightmares for the whole 1 or 2 hours I slept. I close my eyes and I see that gun come up in my face again. I don't think I'll ever feel safe again. This shit happened in my own home. I've never felt this helpless before and I don't know what to do. I'm leaving today and won't be back until Tuesday but I'm not sure I can stay here when I come back. How do I make this ok? I really am very breakable today..........and yes I know I'm being a big baby at this point.

You May Find This Disturbing
My Story! Please be aware, some of this material you may find disturbing. so please be warned! I was born in 1959, in yeovil, somerset UK. I come from a family of 7 children. For the 1st 6yrs of my life, I was beaten by my father, who used to come home drunk beat my mother up and us kids. All the money he earned he spent on Drink, gambling and other women, and used to boast to my mum about the women he'd been with! But one night my Mother had flipped, in fact she had a nervous breakdown, He came home drunk as usual and started on my mother, she ran upstairs screaming, dad had tripped up and had trouble getting up again cause he was so drunk, mum packed a few clothes and took the 2 youngest and fled to her mothers, she told me she would be back next day to get us. So I went back to sleep, like I said I was only 6 yrs old then. Then my dad came up later and he woke me up to say "are you gonna give yer dad a cuddle......of course I said yes.....because it was very rare to get a c

The Art In The Angel
Awaken by an angel Who told me to Come right in She opened her heart Then enticed me With sin That was not Her agenda But an excellent Place to start Turns out All she was after Was a place In my heart Wide awake And aware now But not even Close To the same I may look Just like me But the warmth In my soul Has been changed

"the Dream"
. "The Dream" I lay there that night, thinking of you, before closing my eyes to sleep... the thoughts of wanting your body next to mine started to consume my every thought. I could almost feel the warm touch of your strong hand brushing against my thigh as we lay together - Your thick fingers softly moving across my leg and up to my stomach, briefly skimming my inner thigh as you allowed your hand to move slowly upward. My breathing got quicker with each movement of your hand - moans of wanting more - you turned on your side, keeping one hand on my body as you moved- caressing slowly across my stomach and up to my breast - cupping each breast so tenderly and gently massaging them as you looked up at me, right in my eyes, giving me that little sweet yet devious smile you always give me when you're having me anticipate your next move. I smiled back at you with a simple smile that told you without words that I want you, that I can't wait to feel your every touch,

$400 Bucks A Night
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going." He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered that. Then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and his wife. She said "And just where do you think you are going ?" He replied "I'm going too". "Why ?" she asked... He said "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"...

Things I Need To Get Off My Chest....
O.K. As MOST Of You Are already aware, im single...but thats just the beginning...i pride myself on remaining friends with 98% of my ex's, and i hope this is no exception...if it is, then so be it...but anyway...back to the task at hand I will admit i still love lacushion but i realize now love isnt enough, it should be but we all know life is never clear cut. nor is it easy to understand..it is what it is life..we go on and so does life ing once i get this out ill feel better having been able to share my deepest feelings with all of ct (god i must really love attention huh?) but seriously my love for him may never die..but it WILL change, alot of things have been said and done that cant be taken back some in anger some in frustration but said and done none the less, and words in anger can never be taken back..so a note to those of u watch what u say and do when angry it WILl haunt you..unless u have no soul, in which case ignore that last note... but the rest of you may

Perfect Matches And The Search For Forever
in this world, you have to hold onto what makes you happy and in this life, there is only one person out there that is a perfect match for us. the journey , the search is long but it makes it all the more worth it when you finally find them, can fall into their arms and look into their eyes and realize that your search for your forever is over

Another Blast Contest Update!! Pc Decided To Work For Now!!
Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! I AM CURRENTLY 160 VOTES FROM TIEING FIRST!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 400+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything

Campl Lejeune Sucks
This place is too fuckin humid and too damn expensive to go any where. why the fuck is it a $50 cab ride one way to the fucking beach. or $20 to the closest topless bar. id rather be in iraq with nothing to do than be here with many options that are too fuckin expesive.

Joanna Found The Row Machine I Was Looking For
Thanks to everyone for trying to find the row machine I was looking for. Joanna found one in Redwood City, California. It's the Lifefitness Liferower.... go figure. They don't make them anymore, but found a company that refurbishes them for $1200. They weigh 190#'s, but if anyone else is looking for a great workout between the weights for total body toning and cardio, this is by far the best I've ever seen. Contact me for further information, they have 11 of them left. My email is CaptAdams35@hotmail.com

Too Many Lies,scandal And Wounds That Cut Too Deep...
I've known for awhile that my husband was gonna go out with my friend Andrea's boyfriend Drew. I was ok with that. Hell I'm ok with him going out with just about anyone as long as he is upfront,and honest with me. If you have nothing to hide then why be shady and lie about bs right?? Well,first Chad tried telling me he was going out with his brother,then it changed to he was going to this bar alone,and that he'd meet people there to talk to,then finally when I point blanked asked him if he was going out with his secretary from work (Carolina) he said to me "why would you think that?" I told him dont pull some bullshit on me and he finally fessed up that yeah he was. I was not angry in the least about him going out with her, just the fact he felt the need to lie about it. It didnt make sense that if everything was on the up and up he would need to be shady. So I went there and confronted him about the lies. I was so upset I punched him and told him I dont appreciate the fu

Happenings In The Life Of Cola....
ok so i know i've said it over and over again and have yet to actually DO it.... but this time it's actually gonna happen. lol. i'm moving. after 4 years of hell in the plaza of medina county i am finally able to get out of there. i'm moving into barberton with my boyfriend greg. giving my ex the apartment so the kids have their rooms back and he can get out from under his grandparents. he needs it more than i do... and it will be a lot easier than trying to find a place for all of my damn furniture lol. anyways... we're probably gonna be getting this all underway on monday/tuesday.... if not then probably by the end of the week or so.. anyways.... i've been staying here with greg for the past couple of weeks... and i really like the town... there is so much that you can just walk to.... everything that i would need to get to is here within walking distance. i love it... it's peaceful. i'm happy here... and i'm happy with the way my life is taking me... which for once is finally going

Another Tragedy
A lot of people don't know about the hellish turn my life took 15 years ago. My best friend, and the man that at the time I considered to be the love of my life, until I found Joe, was murdered and died in my arms after taking a bullet that was meant for me. Anyways, I had reason to think of him today when I found out that his baby brother, the only other child in the family died in a car accident last night. In a way, I'm glad that their parents aren't alive to see this. I don't know if they would be able to take the loss of another child. I know it's going to be hard on his wife, especially since she is pregnant with their first child. I hope that all my friends here on CT will keep my friends in their thoughts and prayers over the upcoming months. I hope that she will realize that I will always be there for her, just like I was always there for Shawn. I know that she is a strong person, but even the strongest people need to understand that they have friends that they can lea

True Love
DO YOU LOVE If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love .. it's "Infatuation" If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise" If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex" If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's "Charity" If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship" BUT... If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE" SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS,PEOPLE ?

Having A Rough Week...
I think this week has been one of those times where I'm getting tested to see how strong I am...I have had a lot of BS going on this week and it looks like it will be continuing for a while...I won't let it get me down though, I'm a lot stronger than people think I am... Anyways, I took my first test for this quarter in school, and I am proud to say I aced it!!! I'm glad, but the next test is next Monday and that one I'm a little worried about...I want to be on the dean's list this quarter, and I hope I can do it... I am trying to get inspired again, I love to write poetry, but found I have lost my inspiration...kind of funny, I have to be depressed in order to write anything good....I might put a few of my works on here to let everyone read them, but I'm nervous because I don't think they are really all that good... I seem to be picking fights with a certain someone on here, but I haven't figured out why I am doing it...I guess I'm kind of testing the water to see how long i

I Had To Save This Horoscope, So Very True Sometimes :d
Longing for the past? Those 'might have beens' are so seductive, but you have to get past the illusion and deal with the reality of where you are now. Leave memories where they belong and pay attention to the present. Courtesy of MsTags.com Courtesy of MsTags.com

No Tital Needed
In every war there is a poem , a song that stirs the mind . Of deeds long gone, heroic tales of bravery forgotten . We will always remember the song "Over there" or the poem "In Flanders field . But times have changed, no longer do they sing from "The Halls of Montesuma to the shores of Tripoli . My time is done, I have served my country with pride .Now a new generation has taken up the torch. To them I say be brave, and if duty calls for it die with honour. For you are all heroes! DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove... Previous | Next | Back to Messages Save Message Text | Full Headers

"if You Say"
IF YOU SAY GO FOR YOUR DREAM, AND FORGET ABOUT ME, I WILL GO FOR MY DREAM, BUT NOT FORGET ABOUT YOU, YOU INSPIRE ME & I CAN'T GO ON IF I FEEL YOU AREN'T BEHIND ME,REACH FOR THE STARS, YOU WERE IN MY HEART FIRST, AND NOT JUST A DREAM, I FOLLOW MY HEART, AND YOU WERE THERE, MY MIND GOT CLOUDED, AND THOUGHT I COULD CARE ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE, BUT THEN I CAME BACK TO MY HEART, AND YOU STILL WERE THERE, IT WAS YOU WHO REMINDED ME, DREAMS STAY BIG,WORRIES STAY SMALL, YOU WERE EVEN IN MY DREAMS, THEN THOSE DREAMS BECAME REALITY, YOU SAID DON'T GIVE UP,AND NEVER AND CAN'T AREN'T WORDS,...YOU AREN'T AS TRAPPED AS YOU THINK,AND PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE THAT CARE ABOUT YOU,AND LOVE YOU TOO,...AND I DON'T GIVE UP.FOR FRIENDSHIP DOES KEEP ME GOING,SOMETIMES THATS ALL THAT IS LEFT,... BE STRONG,AND,NO REGRETS, FOR MY DREAM&INCLUDING YOU IN IT, IS MY WISH,... & NEVER LET YOUR HEART OVERRULE YOUR MIND, BECAUSE LOVE IS WHERE THE HEART IS,AND THE HEART IS HOME.

Let Push Maria To Godmother !!
MARIA IS ONE AWESOME CHERRY AND NOW SHE ONLY HAVE 99,000 TO GOD"MOTHER" LETS GET HER THERE !! WOOOOOOT !! :) ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ CherryTAP (repost of original by '=(^_^)= ENGLA' on '2007-06-30 13:21:25') (repost of original by '۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ ҒõÚñÐÈR ñ õWñÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ñ LõÚñGÈ۞' on '2007-06-30 15:26:55')

Slip Of The Tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'

Favorite Quotes Of All Time -
Now one last thing - this is ONE of my favorite quotes of all time - "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOOHOO, what a ride!" Here are a few others - “If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.” “Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.” "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." - Eleanor Roosevelt "Never allow someone to be your priority while you are just their option." "Well behaved women seldom make history

The Dance Of Submission. A Slave Dance
(-Please do not think I am submissive because if you think I am you are utterly wrong.....thank you-) WARNING if you do not like force then this may be a little sensitive to your viewing pleasure Submission dance. lithe form beneath the lightest of robes make her way through the city's darkened streets...veil covering quivering lush lips...the feeling of being followed haunting her tainted heart... troubled soul leading the way...head bowed as she tries to avoid contact with the few that fill the streets...her preoccupied mind not paying attention she bumps into Him.... jaded pools look up quickly...making way passed Him she knows in her mind that she will not escape this Warrior....His maniacal laughter haunting her every step... her futile attempts at escape from Him leads her back...in a last attempt to escape the Warrior, she feels His power reach out to her ....removing by force her robes...the heavy white veil falling as it is stripped...desperate pl

A Song
Bless The Broken Road lyrics I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you I think about the years I spent just passing through I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you But you just smile and take my hand You've been there you understand It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you Now I'm just rolling home Int

Back In Time
If you had the choice to go back in time would you hop on that time machine...go back and do things differently or just deal with the fact that you are now and old fart..... best music best shows best commercials best movies ahhh take me back dang it!!

Remember Why Our Troops Are Over Seas And Never Forget!
Remember why our Troops are over seas and NEVER FORGET! Thank you all for what you are doing over seas and I pray for all of you a safe return. God Bless you all! The 2 following pictures were honored as the International Picture of the year. First Place: When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: "See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home," he said "They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should." Second Place The night before the burial

One Phsyco Dude
well his guy i ct had been harassing my friend and i but we never faught all of a sudden she tries to talk o him and what not. but then she strats to flirt. well i didnt care until she started ellin everyone on ct that i was n internet whore and everyon one of er friends should wath their backs. now thats a dick move iright there. well i told the guy to grow up and be a man and i told hin to coplain to his mom and brother that a 19 year old made him cry/.then hethreaten to come to the us o kill me. i dont get men and i dont get that bitch either if u have any advice plz let me know.

Update
JUST THOUGHT ID WRITE AND GIVE EVERYBODY AN UPDATE ON HOW IM DOING. I WAS RECENTLY INVOLVED WITH SOMEBODY I MET ON HERE, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET IN PERSON BUT SHE DECIDED TO STAY WITH ANOTHER GUY WHO SHE MET BEFORE ME , I GUESS THE DOUBTS SHE HAD ABOUT HIM CHANGED. JUST MORE OF MY LOUSY LUCK WITH RELATIONSHIPS I GUESS. NEXT WEEK WILL BE THE 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MY EX BEING IN JAIL( IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHY SHES THERE GIVE ME A SHOUT). AUGUST WILL SUCK FOR ME BECAUSE THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF MY DADS DEATH IS THE 29TH AND MY 40TH BIRTHDAY IS THE 31ST. ANOTHER OF MY EXES JOINED CHERRYTAP ABOUT A MONTH AGO AND I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT SHE GOT MARRIED A FEW WEEKS AGO. WELL THATS IT FOR NOW, HAVE A NICE WEEKEND EVERYBODY AND THANKS FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

Australia You Won Me Money Last Night
yep australia won the rugby bledisloe cup last night. they were playing the new zealand all blacks. loved the game! and to top it off I finally won a bet lol my mate had to dish out $25 and a bottle of vodka ... sux to be him lol ... love to know what south africa are feeling right now. they think they will win their match next saterday, so confident are they, they sent only their crap players because they thought why waste the energy of their good players on little old australia. ha! we just beat the number one team in the world and you boys are going down in flames on saterday! sending your weak players just made it easy for us! right now the fact im half south african does not play apart what so ever! Im backing my ozzie boys all the way to the world cup!

More Poetry
A Moment With My Wife… The bedside lamp stood on the floor, your dress draped over it’s shade. The room was gilded with its muted glow; Every color touched with yellow; you are sometimes golden; sometimes tallow. The wrinkles of the sheet beneath us zigzagged out into a continued chaos of wrinkles, clothing and limbs. The windows were dark after the glorious setting of the sun, and gingerly I knelt over you. You licked at my perineum and gently drew the length of my cock efficiently into your throat, The sensations only heightened by the languorous, muffled sounds of your groans. Your tongue was hot; your lips cool. And I could hear the faint huff of breath from your gently flaring nostrils. My penis looked very odd pumping in and out of this lovely woman’s face, with your blissfully half closed eyelids and newly hollowed cheeks. I reluctantly drew it from your mouth – it emerged with an audible pop – and nibbling the underside and base of my cock, you invited me t

Love And Time...
Love and Time There are times when words aren’t enough feelings can’t always be put into words; because they are inadequate and often escape us sometimes, there are only feelings. There are times when all you need is a look; a silent, wordless connection between souls an understanding that needs no translation a natural, knowing gaze that says everything. There are times when all you need is a touch; nothing spoken - just the gesture of reaching out touching, silently transferring your energy conveying something that comes from within There are times when all you need is acceptance to know that you are valued as you are that any changes you make only enhance you more as you discover yourself. There are times when all you need is love no conditions or demands, only simplicity. to know that for no reason at all another chooses you over all others. There are times when all you ever wanted, was to be completed by another person. There are times when you n

Love And Time
Love and Time There are times when words aren’t enough feelings can’t always be put into words; because they are inadequate and often escape us sometimes, there are only feelings. There are times when all you need is a look; a silent, wordless connection between souls an understanding that needs no translation a natural, knowing gaze that says everything. There are times when all you need is a touch; nothing spoken - just the gesture of reaching out touching, silently transferring your energy conveying something that comes from within There are times when all you need is acceptance to know that you are valued as you are that any changes you make only enhance you more as you discover yourself. There are times when all you need is love no conditions or demands, only simplicity. to know that for no reason at all another chooses you over all others. There are times when all you ever wanted, was to be completed by another person. There are times when you n

Here Is What You Should Know About Me
alot of people ask me so many questions on here so i think i should answer them for you where do i live ? i live in wv and i hate it because its no fucking life here but there are some hot people here includeing me hehe and have you ever been outside of wv? yes i have not to long ago i was in cali and i fuckin loved it and i will be back there soon .do you do webcam shows . no i dont because i only take sexy pictures thats what i'm good at here is my secret on takeing sexy pictures if you get a sexy thought it your head then take pictures because i promise your pictures be sexy as mine well almost . will you hook up with me . i get alot of guys asking me that no i wont lol . have you ever fuck a girl before .yes i have once for the first time in cali which was really great and very exotic . how come it takes you so long to write me back . it get hard to get up with all my friends and i have a myspace so it does get hard to write everyone so i try the best i can to get to your commen

Reflections Of You…
Reflections of You… As I close my eyes, emotion sighs, and breathes upon my soul. And thoughts of you come flooding in and my mind begins to roll. It takes me back five years or so, to the day when we first met. I had no idea that you’d be my bride, and you’d love me with no regret. I see it all, this love we’ve shared, through the good times and the bad, And I realize as I’m pondering there, you’re much more pure love than ere I’ve had. As our love unfolds before my minds eye I can see how much it’s grown, And I realize that I love you now so much more than I had ever known. Your smile, your eyes, your gentle touch; still play upon my senses. The lovely fragrance lingering on your hair, your sultry soft voice renders me defenseless. I am overwhelmed by this love I see from so marvelous a wife. And I count myself blessed beyond belief that you’ve chosen, with me to share your life. Still the scene unfolds and I’m held in sway as emotions flow just beneath the surface.

She Calls...
She Calls She calls to me across the miles Night winds carry her whispers They float on the breeze and through my windows Falling gently upon my ears - Hush - I hear her now. She calls to me from the heavens Glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of her eyes When she looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see her now. She calls to me through my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep Where we laugh and love once again I am in her arms I feel her now. She calls to me Every moment of every day Distance couldn't keep us apart When destiny drew us together I'll hold her for eternity For as long as she calls.

She Is...
She is… Who is this woman who shines as the sun, Whose face is as lovely as the new moon; As desirable as cool water to my parched soul? Who is she whose words beckon to me, Drawing my soul into the sound of her voice, Into the wonderful comfort that her words of love instill? Who is she whose fragrance is more pleasing to the senses Than the precious oils, aromas of frankincense or myrrh; Whose dew on the petals of her love are as sweet as milk and honey? Who is this woman whose touch ignites in me passions fire, Who never desires more than I can give yet she asks for everything? And gladly I comply, and to her give my love, my life… Who is she who comes to me in the sweetest of dreams, Whose very movements instill in me desires never before conceived, Who comes to me and sates the rage of my passions perfectly? Who is she who incites in me this desire to please only her, Who, believing in me, empowers me to be more than ever before, Who is sh

Sleeplessness
Sleeplessness I fell upon my pillow and wrestled from it sleep I closed my eyes surprised to find you dancing in my dreams- twisting -turning -trapping hopelessly I watched you sway And then the music took me; helplessly defenseless I knew I was your prey And I had no choice as I watched you dance enraptured anyway but then you stopped--you touched my face as the music slowly died now I'm haunted by your lovely eyes and the angel trapped inside

The Current
The Current I can’t believe these feelings Surging through me now… So strong and so compassionate I can scarce contain the flow What I’m feeling is true love And I know it’s real this time. I realize that now and forever You will be only mine. You tell me that you love me And that forever we’ll be one Did you realize you’d saved me From my own self-destruction? You brought me back from the edge death Your love has made me whole Without your gift of love’s sweet breath I’d be a man without a complete soul. So know, sweet wife, whilst we’re apart That I think of you always It’s your love that gives life to my heart Every moment of every day

What If I Told You…
What if I told you… …If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to die? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you...

Rules 4 Drunk Dialing?? *lol*
Finally, someone put it writing!!! (Try to read this when your sober, then come back to it when your drunk so you remember what you read!) 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you dont remember it, it didnt happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom Im in McDonalds & theyre playing our song. I love you” 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesnt want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs & remind them that you were the best lover theyve ever had & everything th

You Are...
You Are… You are the sunshine, and starlight, too You are the blue sky, and the fragrant morning dew You are the birdsong, and the shimmering moonbeams You are my everything, in all of my dreams You are the melody, within my heart You are the promise, two souls ne’er to part You are my heartbeat, my life’s very breath I promise to love you forever - 'til death

Rant For The Stupid!!!
Hi there everyone that reads this… Look I have nothing but love for those on CT that are real, but… If you call yourself naughty, horny, sexy or whatever don’t have pictures of your kids on the same page you have your boobs and cookie hanging out on. Damn! Also, if you have the balls to put that kind of stuff up on CT, don’t get pissed when guys want more. I mean, guys are guys. One more thing, if you have a site, your main picture isn’t you and its some sexy bikini chic grow a set and be yourself. HOW LAME!!! Oh yeah, if you have a folder that is "private" with the caption "for me only" or "don't ask" that is why you have a computer, store them there or people will ask. It is natural for everyone to want what they can't have. DUH! Bottom line, stop being a stupid, start being real and for god sake go outside and suck up some reality!!!

Mine Are 'hazel'
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo

[pisces]- I Love To Screw
SINCE U'VE ALREADY OPENED THIS, U'LL HAVE BAD LUCK & A BAD SEX LIFE (4EVER) UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS N LESS THAN 10 MIN. WIT THE SUBJECT OF UR HOROSCOPE [GEMINI]- I LOVE TO KISS [LEO]- I'LL MAKE LUV ANYTIME [LIBRA]- I GOT A BIG ASS BOOTY [VIRGO]- I MAKE LUV LIKE NO OTHER [SCORPIO]- I GOT MAD SKILLS IN DA BED ROOM [SAGITTARIUS]- I'LL MAKE U SCREAM MY NAME [CAPRICORN]- I CAN MAKE LUV ALL NIGHT LONG [TAURUS]- I STAY GANGSTA/GO HARD [AQUARIUS]- I HAVE SEXY LIPS TO BE KISSED [PISCES]- I LOVE TO SCREW [ARIES]- YOU HAD ME ONCE YOUR GONNA WANT ME BACK [CANCER] I STAY FLY [ARIES]- I LOVE TO KISS

Unexpected Outcome?
My horoscope for today (Leo): You know what you want to eat for lunch and what you want to do after work, and that five-year plan is falling into place. Tone it down a notch or two. What's self-assurance to you could seem like arrogance to others. not that I put much into horoscopes or astrology in general. Though I do have a belief in the interconnectedness of everything, I hesitate to even call it a belief, to be honest. But the intuition of this exists in my mind, and I choose to go with it for now. I'm digressing. Sorry. You know, I started out with the intent of saying that this isn't me. I'm not that uptight, but here I am with this pretentious seeming lead-in, this explanation of my thinking because I hate to be misunderstood, and I don't even get that I'm being exactly what I think I'm not. Oh well... nevermind. I need to tone down a couple notches, eh? haha

Attorny /witness
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY:What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. ATTORNEY: What was the first thin

Stress
im not sure if anyone is going to read this but i just need to vent for once in my life. Im a decent guy i think but lately all i have been doing is working and thinking about work! kinda suck but what else is there.... I mean i have such a boring ass life i work play on here and just cant sleep, i average about 3 hours a night, i took 6 tylenol pms last went to sleep about 3am, and awakened about 6am, cant seem to get a good nights rest, a few friends of mine told me to get lucky some night well i tried that tonight and it wouldnt even get up! not sure if anyones bf or husband been threw that but it totally makes you feel like a loser inside. Yes im the type of guy thats very old fashioned still believes in love at first sight, and opening door for women or senior citizens, great table manners and wouldnt say one bad thing to anyone in this world, or even lay a finger on a woman. Some people say being single is awesome, well for me i love to come home to a woman and just hold th

Please Friends
hey how is everyone 2nite i was just wanting to ask every one of my friends to come by and see if they fanned me. if not would u please, i would really appreciate it. ive got over 2000 friends that hasnt yet. i fan everyone so would u please return the favor thanx Mr. Nice Guy

My Baby
Thursday Iwas checking my messages and things. I had some rates and a fan from a girl and decided to rate and fan back. After a few minutes I saw a message in my shout box, and it was the person I was rating. We talked on here for a bit and then she mentioned yahoo or msn. Added each other then CT went down for a bit.. Was so glad we got on yahoo then. We wee just getting to know each other and talking that day till she had to go to work. The next morning I got in from work and had a message from her so we began talking again for a little bit. Got on cam and fell asleep watching each other. Woke up to see her still sound asleep... :) When she got up we talked then got on the mic and got to know each other more.. Well She is my baby and all mine... :) and I am here babe and all hers.. :) We hve got very close and make each other very happy, like no one else has before. We will be meeting very soon to get to know each other even more.. :) We have so much in common and Things are going so

Friends
I so lucky to have the friens i have. Some come and go but those how are true friends always stay with you no matter what. And will do anything humanly possible to help you or make ya feel better when your down. I just t hank god for the friends i have and consider myself very lucky to have apart of my life.

Morir Con La Luna
Okay, wow. forgive me if this is terrible. I just found it in some old files. Apparently I wrote it in February 2001. Let me know what you think. ———————– Gently slipping liberation Sweeps over me as I stare at the stars Someone touches my hand But she’s lost to me now I’m drifting into the stars The moon is gone, new and beautiful somewhere else. Supernova explosion in the sky That’s me up there Becoming stars dreaming is a disease. Forthright and falling She’s lost to me This darkness consumes me and I’m even lost to myself. To die with the moon And be reborn in its fullness life is a wave ebb and flow I’m made out of stars And soon I shall form them frightened by death eternal in Light. Her arm wraps around me Keeps me from floating into the sky. ------- -Jack http://lokilistens.wordpress.com

What Could It Mean...
Till death do us part, I remember saying those words. I remember looking into your eyes, as I happily recited word for word. You smiled at me and said the same, your eyes so big and blue. My heart felt the tug, I knew our hearts were so true. We say I do, everyone laughed at our longer than expected kiss. I didn't care and neither did you, not even your family that all seemed to hiss. Now the years have all flown by, words and looks have been exchanged. What happend to our spark, Somewhere along the road in our moments of rage. I want to respect our vow, till death do us part. But could it also mean, when I feel dead in my heart?

Strip Club
You're at a strip club, watching a beautiful blond dressed up as a cowgirl remove her chaps to reveal nothing but a white lace thong. She came to the edge of the stage, tipped her cowboy hat at you and tossed her cow print vest at you. You watch her pert, voluptuous breasts bounce as she finishes up her dance. Then you watch as she struts through the curtain backstage. You sit there, hard as a rock, waiting for her to come back out and someone whispers into your ear from behind you, "Would you like a lap dance?" The voice is soft and sultry, making your cock pulse. You turn around and see the blond you're been waiting for standing close behind you wearing a blue lace nightie that brought out her gorgeous blue eyes. "From you I'll take whatever I can get, Gorgeous." "Follow me, " she says and leads you to a table in a dark corner of the bar. She pushes you into a chair and rubs her hands down your chest before she pulls away. She slides her arms through the sleeves an

I'm Provoked To Anger...
I have to respect you somewhat, after all, you're her parents. Set aside all the grief and heartache, I feel more happiness when I don't see you anymore. Just to let you know, I had so many things I wanted us to do. My family and yours, all under one roof. Enjoying the good times, living and laughing it up. You and me, being the life of our parties. Now, all hope of that has passed away, right after you called my mother the name that you did. You can talk about me all you want, but my love and my family you will regret! Why must I feel the pain you've given me, I'm not the one who said what you said. Pain shouldn't be felt by the receiver, but by the giver. All this pain you've afflicted on me, just the sight of you provokes me to anger. She talks about you like saints, but I know the real you.

From My Heart To The Pen...
Ideas come to me, a piece of paper I find. Jotting them down before they leave me, word for word from my mind. Some time goes by, and another is written down. up and down, criss crossed, everyone of them are made to remind. Wrinkles on the small sheet, telling me of it's use and torture. Use from me picking it up and laying it down, torture from my heart all you have bestowed on me. All I want to do is understand and work it out, if there's even such a dream. All I have is hope, is there even such a thing? Every morning is something different, ever night is somewhat the same. You go to your corner and me in mine, I hope to see you again before we're out of line. It will soon begin for us, another blow up and more pain. It's going to be over something stupid like always, I want to bite my tongue and live once again in your embrace. You were my first love, no other woman has ever looked at me the way you do. I have come before many of times, looking

Untitled
I am a genius but i am naiive I am a fathers favorite daughter, but i am a screwup. I am a lover, but more often than not i am a fighter. I am a flirt, but only in my head. I am heartbroken, but i am mending I am strong of mind and body, but i am weak-willed. I am lost, but I am finding my way.

Nostalgique
pg. 1 It was just the flight of snowflakes touching, receding on the rose-colored cheeks that evoked a waterfall of butterfly giggles brushing my heart with the softness of admiration for all that was new in the wonderful world of innocence Dancing to the unheard rhythm of the descending white twirling endlessly until the earth seemed to move counter clock wise to you and you landed with amusement sparkling in deep brown eyes in the soft pile of cold and laughter rose toward the heavens pg. 2 You reached out holding the camera with careful dedication “kiss the snowman, mommy” and in a moment of youthful exuberance you captured what would become a forever engraved snapshot of the young man in becoming etched within the core of me Dedicated to my two children with eternal love and devotion Adam & Aleyna

I Give Up
I Give up! im fucking sick of being so god dam nice to everyone and just having it throwen back in my face! ive said it to a few people but they didnt belive me that i can be a real Sadistic asshole, well now ive been pushed off the edge...soo now alot of you will see the Sadistic asshole in me! fuck being nice im sick of being walked all over just for people i thought where my friends! maybe now ill find out who my real friends are! on and off this site!

Jack And The Devil
Here's a Jack Tale. It's less than famous, even for Jack Tales. ----------------- Jack was a mean old blacksmith in this small town, in the Smokie Mountains. This was a different time, mind you, when people still rode horses mostly, and blacksmiths were really important. Jack was the meanest man anyone had every met. He hated the men, women, and children of the town. And they were scared of him. The only time anyone ever talked to Jack, it was to buy horse shoes, or plows, or the like. Jack was so mean, if children ran into his shop, he'd throw hot coals at them. Yeah, he was that mean. So one day Jack was hammering away at a horse shoe, or a plow, he really wasn't that sure, and he up and died. So mean-old Jack floating up, towards Heaven. And there he saw the pearly gates of Heaven, and Saint Peter holding a book. "Hmmmm.... Jack! Oh, my no!" says Saint Peter. "You were much too mean. Just wait here." So Saint Peter calls his old buddy Lucif

Case Of The Ex
It's hard to admit to yourself That you've fallen out of love Because it was so special It was agony to lose it Physical pain to see it slip away Now only bittersweet memories All thats left, to my regret I wish I could change how I feel Because everything became confusing Everything's conflicted But how to turn back the clock? How to flip the pages back? And though I no longer have your arms around me I no longer have those chains tying me down And though I'm standing alone I'm standing ON my own Will you miss me when I'm gone? Will you even know that I've left? Will you realize that I won't be back? Because I've had it, I'm through Finish the chapter, close the book The end is here, time for a new beginning All alone, but on my own, free of you You can push me, but you can't control me I have only one regret and only one wish I miss the caring, the love we shared I wish I hadn't fallen out of love with you But what can I do? I can't turn around and start

Sad, Pathetic Creature
Look at you You sad, pathetic creature You sit there and you beg You cry and hope to be pitied He left you and you can't accept that You won't accept that He loved you and left you But you just sit there Disbelieving, you piece of shit Sad, pathetic creature Get back on your feet Move on, alone if you have to You crawled and you begged You laid there on your knees Why did you ask him to take you back? You nearly kissed his feet in suplication As you implored him to try it again Sad, pathetic creature Look at what you've become You're a shell of the person you once were He changed you, left you empty inside And yet you can't live without him You worship the ground he steps on Because you can't be stong on your own He became your whole world And it was shattered when he walked out But be brave, sad, pathetic creature Everything will turn out oka

Rate My Tattoo
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, I AM IM THE CT BACK TATTOO CONTEST ON THE 7TH OF JULY PLEASE RATE MY PHOTO, U CAN RATE AND COMMENT READ FOR RULES BELOW. THANK YOU AND HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA SOON, MUCH LUV. ME AZ_CORONA_KINGZ Okay people ..... here is a little about on how the contest is and how it works. I have had several questions so I am going to try and hit them all in this little blog....ok it may end up being a big blog. Also, any help from people that read this...and notice I have forgotten an important thing or two...pls leave your commnets a the bottom so that your knowledge can be used ...its so great that there are so many wonderful people on CT! 1)This is not to say that you are all dumb at all, but there are people out there that are new to the contest thing so I need to help them out here...so just be nice and bare with me. After all, its for fun & its always great to help others. I want to make this contest kick azz! 2)You cannot get to your contest picture Link until the

Making Space For What Matters
SO YESTERDAY, I HUNG OUT BY THE POOL, WENT SHOPPING AND HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE OTHERS. THERE IS A NON PROFIT GROUP OUT OF VEGAS THAT WAS GOING TO A INDEPENDANT LIVING FACILILITY FOR TEENAGERS WHOM ARE HOMELESS, ADICTS, AND TRYING TO MAKE IT ON THERE OWN. MY FRIEND SILOH, WHO IS AMAZING BY THE WAY, IS A GENIUS MULTITASKER HE HAS HIS HANDS IN EVERY OPPORTUNITY HE CAN CREATE..LOL ANYWAYS SILOH CALLS ME WHEN HE NEEDS SOMETHING DONE. THIS TIME IT WAS, * FIND ME A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER* NO PROBLEM, IM ON IT. MY BRO JASON, HAS SPOKEN TO GROUPS OF 400 AND MORE.. SO I HOOKED IT UP. WHILE PEOPLE WERE ARRIVING WITH A GIFT OF THEIR FAVORITE MOTIVATIONAL BOOKS TO HAND DOWN TO THE TEENS, I SAT IN THE OFFICE WHILE MY BRO GAVE HIS SPEACH. I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP A TEENAGE GIRL, WHOM HAD BEEN BOUNCED FROM FOSTER HOME TO FOSTER HOME AND NOW THAT SHE IS 18 SHE IS OUT OF THE SYSTEM,. THESE KIDS HAD NOTHING, NO CARS, NO COMPUTERS,NO CELL PHONES, THEY WERE RAVAGING OVER THE BAGS OF DONATED CLOTHI

Kinda Bored
Was just sittin here kinda bored so I thought id write a blog. No idea what the hell Im writing about but Im writing it anyway. Well for me another weekend is over and its almost time for bed. My weekend consisted of shopping LOL. I dont know how I managed to spend $1100 in 2 days but I did it. But money is there to be spent I say. While Im here writing this I would like to throw in a big thank you to all my friends on here. All that have fanned me, rated me or posted comments. Hugs and much luv for you all. Im starting to think CT is an addiction cause I cant seem to close it and Im always checking back in to see whos on and whats going on. LOL its probably cause Im nosey. Oh well I think I might go to lala land and get some beauty sleep. I will write another blog soon. LOL the next one might even be about something interesting. Hugs Nasti.

Trey's Interview By Tyra Banks
Trey's Interview by Tyra BanksTYRA: Good afternoon Trey, Can I start my asking what brings you here to Cherry Tap?TREY:Sure Tyra...A friend of mine, (Jules ) invited me here, we met on another space place ;-) So I took her up on it and thought it would be cool to make some new friends.... TYRA: I see ..... so what is your status... you know as far as having a wife and kids? TREY: I was married for ten years. As far as a family goes, my ex and I never had children, and is one of the reasons for my divorce. I always wanted children perhaps it's not too late, either way I think kids are great. In place of kids I did settle for an English Springer Spaniel and a Labrador Retriever (mixed with sneaky neighbors dog) I'm a real sucker for a fuzzy face. TYRA:

1 Year Here
So apparently I have been using CherryTap for over a a year now. My join date was June 29, 2006. It was Lost Cherry when I joined. I remember I was SUCH an addict for a good long while lol. I still use it obviously, but I'm not addicted anymore. There was less than 100,000 people when I first joined and now there is almost a million. Not too shabby for a year. Oh well, just thought I'd share the good news of my anniversary with CT ;)

The Perfect Boyfriend
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes. • look at her like she`s the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you`re around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she`s sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. • write her letters. • let her wear your c

Heres A Dedication To All The Women In The World Who Have Been Lied To Cheated On By The Men In Their Lives Girls You Are Gonna Love This (lol)
Artist: Sarah Johns Song: The One In The Middle 1st Verse I can't believe you'd do that to me Use me You've fooled around and a'wrecked my heart She's just a skank rode hard and put up Well, good luck Pre Chorus I would've given you the finger on my left hand The one that you use for a wedding band Chorus (But) (And) now I'm givin' you The one in the middle The one that's a little bit longer And I got another one On my other hand So I can say it even stronger If you're askin' if I'm done Well, I'm sure not sayin' you're number one (No, now I'm givin' you) (The one in the middle) (The one that says we're through) 2nd Verse I hope you're happy with your sad life That's right I hope you get what you deserve And when you're tired of TV dinners Remember (Repeat Pre Chorus) (Repeat Chorus) Bridge Well, you made your bed So go lay in it And you forced my heart and hands To the limit Spoken Ah, yeah, I've had it with you, darlin'

Today Is One Of My Good Days
I am doing a little bit better today.Still really not back to myself yet.I have all those dang things to go through this friday so trying to get things done before this friday.I am not going to say that i am not scared because i would be lieing.I am scared to death...

Hate Being On Welfare Hehe !!
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

Ready To Go Home!
Just want to go home now. I really regret coming down here. My parents can't enjoy their trip to Mt. Pleasant now because I have to drain their bank account with my car problems, Jim is to pig headed to call his parents to help out even though they have plenty of money. I can't make my rent payment now.. all so I could bring him to see his son.. So why doesn't he help out financially? argh.. I seriously am debating just buying a plane ticket and heading back to Michigan and letting the claims rep down here deal with my car and then I'll come back down when my car is all fixed. Luckily the tow truck guy was very nice and helped the experience a little bit.. I was really nervous of having to ride in the truck with some crazy guy.. lol.. Connor liked his truck.. lol.. anyways.. gotta go.

Sexual Zodiac
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tried Of Being Alone
1. AGE? 2.SEX? 3. DO U HAVE KIDS? 4.DO U SMOKE? 5. DO YOU WORK? 6. DO YOU DRIVE? 7. HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED? 8. HOW SEXUALY ACTIVE ARE U? 9 DO YOU PUT OUT THE FIRST NIGHT? 10. WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE? 11. WOULD YOU EVER HAVE A THREESOME? 12. DO YOU LIVE ALONE? 13.HOW WOULD YOU TREAT YOUR BF/GF? 14.WHATS ONE WORD THAT TELLS ME ABOUT YOU? 15. HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK WOULD YOU HAVE SEX? 16. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A MATE? 17.WHY SHOULD I CONSIDER YOU FOR THE POSTION OF MY BF/GF? 18. HOW WERE YOU RAISED OLD SCHOOL OR NEW SCHOOL? 19. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID YES TO YOU?

Yeehaw My First Promo Liner And The Great Shawn Harvey Singing My Song The Legend Of Texas Tornado And Sheriff Kay Written With James Odle Jr And Mark
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"behind Blue Eyes'
No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes And no one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated To telling lonely lies But my dreams, they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be i have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings Like I do And I blame you No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through But my dreams, they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be i have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free Discover L.I.M.P. say it (x4) Discover No one knows what it´s like To be mistreated To be defeated Behind blue eyes and No one knows how to say That they're sorry And don't worry I'm not telling lies But my dreams, they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be i have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's ne

Dreams
I dreamed about you last night We were together In all sense of the meaning No more waiting No more wanting No more longing I had you with me I could taste you kisses Oh so sweet So strong but yet so soft All at the same time You can touch me in all The right places to Make me quiver To make me moan With so much pleasure All I want Is for you to Hold me tight Against your body I don’t want to let go For I fear that if I do I would realize That I’m still hundreds of miles away

Wow! Life Can Be Exhausting, Even When You Don't Think You're Doing Much!
Have you ever wondered how you can be so exhausted while it seems like you're not really that active? I got a taste of that over the course of the past two months, and I'm still trying to recover from it! My cousin, Melissa, had been in the hospital since May 24th or 25th after a brutal car wreck. Melissa and I have been close for as long as I can remember, so you can imagine the shock of almost losing her several times. Fortunately, she survived, even through all the complications! Even better - she was released as of this past Friday. I couldn't be happier to know she is home! I have had to say good bye to some people and change some relationships over some pretty petty and pathetic actions (these people I am about to mention,for their privacy, will remain nameless). This guy I've known for a while was calling me almost constantly, invading my time and my privacy. Furthermore, when I asked him to let me have time for myself and let me call him - well, forget about that...he kep

If Your Bored With Work.. Do 3 Of These Things!!
If Your Bored With Work.. Do 3 Of These Things!! 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing. 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.' 10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." 11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness l

Sweet Hearted Girls
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

7/1/07: Time....
“Just cause you don't understand what's going on don't mean it don't make no sense And just cause you don't like it, don't mean it ain't no good And let me tell you something; Before you go taking a walk in my world You better take a look at the real world Cause this ain't no Mister Roger's Neighborhood Can you say "feel like shit"? Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit I ain't happy 'bout it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit! And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry... But maybe you need to be offended But here's my apology and one more thing...fuck you!” -- Suicidal Tendencies, “You Can’t Bring Me Down” One of the best metal songs in history, and it perfectly describes how I feel toward idiots how want to sit back and take potshots at my lifestyle from the safety of the sheepherd. Things will turn out okay… I hear and say that a lot when conditions for myself or someone else become adverse. I believe in it, but sometime I wonder if they eve

Amazing!
Ok so, just when u think that you are done with men...one comes into your life and blows you away! I was starting to think that I wouldn't find someone that meant something to me, someone to miss and someone to think about. I really didn't want to be with anyone and this certain somebody has changed my outlook! The time that I've spent with him has been AMAZING! This man has a great personality, intelligent mind and the best looks to go along with it! I never thought that I could possibly feel this way about someone so quickly, its amazing! I feel like my heart melts when he looks at me and I can't stop thinking about him no matter what I do! The reason that I had to explain all this is because I took a chance and went with it and it worked out and I think that its great that it did. I want to let people know that no matter how crappy your feeling about not having those great feelings about someone, sure enough someone comes into your life and changes that! I'm glad that this

She Was Nice Enough To Help Me
I could really use some help here to win a 30 day blast. Contest started Sunday night, June 24th, and runs for a month. I need to be one of the first 5 entrants to reach 75000 comments, in order to win one of the 5 blasts he is giving away. Thanks ahead of time... Just Meee here is the link. (repost of original by '~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~I.B.I.C.~Œnfôrçer~Œlìte Dë§tróyer§~' on '2007-07-01 12:29:15') (repost of original by 'CATLADY(CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER)' on '2007-07-01 12:55:05') (repost of original by '~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~I.B.I.C.~Œnfôrçer~Œlìte Dë§tróyer§~' on '2007-07-01 15:02:51')

Days
Fire My Words Fire My Words ****************************************** Some day are weired and time suxxx really 14 Days without you cherries 14 Days wihout Hells Kitchen 14 Days without my Princess of CT ***************************************** Keep me in minds and dont forget me Remember one thing ***************************************** Fire My Words Fire My Words Fire My Words

Cha0tic Drag0n & My Contest ..check It Out
Ok here is the deal. Texas Bitch and I are holding a Contest for the Very Best Morph or Tag done by someone on Cherry Tap. It can be of any Subject Matter as long as it is Safe For Work. This is a comment based contest and every rate whether it is a one or a ten will count as additional comment. The rules.... very simple * Most comments at end of contest wins 3 day blast * The two runner ups will receive a big pimpin gift based upon number of comments * If your pic is marked nsfw you out. So make sure it is a Safe For Work Morph or Tag. * Any contestant reaching @ least 3000 comments will receive a gift for their participation Contest will run from Saturday July 7th beginning at 8pm CST and conclude on Monday July 16th @ 10pm CST. Entries will be accepted up until Friday July 6th at 10pm CST to either Texas Bitch or myself. Here are the links to our Profiles.... Please submit your link to the Morph or Tag you would like to use to our emails....

Help Comment Please :)
I AM IN A NEW CONTEST FOR SEXIEST MOM ON CT...CAN U STOP BY AN HELP ME OUT PLZ?! :) ANY HELP WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED AS 1ST PLACE GETS A BLAST!! LUV AN HUGS....HERE IS THE LINK JUST CLICK ON THE PIC TO GET THERE...

I'm In First Place!!!!! Currently 800 Votes Ahead!!
I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!! CURRENTLY 800 VOTES AHEAD!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 750+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything on your profil

Realization
I ma not the only person to just get out of a bad relationship. Why should i feel so special? Although my getting out was a step up in self pride and esteem, others my not be as fortunate as me. I want friends and I want to be one. For any insecure, macho men that read this and scoff: EVERYONE knows why you act that way, think about it.

Pleasurable Delight...........
as his cock fucking me it grew bigger and bigger till the full 12 inches were inside off me... pulsating and throbbing the head of his cock reach deep inside off my wetpussy.... as it hit me deep inside i maoned in exstacy.... i could feel his head getting ready to explode,,, the he stopped took it out and asked me if i wanted it in my sweet little ass,,, but before i could reply he bent me over and thrusted it inside me....WOW.what feeling my hole..... he fuckedme so hard my legs where shacking my heart was pounding ... and as he was about to cum, he asked me where i wanted his cum, i told him to fill my ass........ as he cam his hot cum filling my hole....then i put a finger inside my ass then took it out to taste him....... my ass is dripping now............ the end.............

Born
Just because my tears have stopped falling That doesnt mean my sadness is healing I'm merely feeling the presence of The cowardly side of myself That's settled into my heart But I want to keep believing In the beginning of my little dream Little by little, my heart Is beginning to walk forward Dragging even the pain along with it Even if I lose sight of tomorrow in confusion My thoughts and feelings Will still search for the future I'll tire myself out crying Shedding so many tears it will form a rainbow And at the end of that rainbow I'll be standing there born anew born~Miwako Okuda

Do You?
Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.

More Of My Interest......
Most of the things I like... For Fun- I enjoy dancing,Kickin it with friends,Spending time with family, Talking walks, Reading, Good music ( of course )Love to laugh and cut up,I also love to be a lazy ass, The couch, me and popcorn and a great movie..And maybe oneday someone special. Music- In no particular order - Guns N' Roses, Scorpions, Nickelback, James Blunt, Pink Floyd, Hinder, Buckcherry, The Beatles, Chantal Kreviazuk, Imogen Heap, The Killers, Blue October, Taking Back Sunday, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Amy Winehouse, Relient K, Tenacious D, Snow Patrol, NIN, Metallica, Nirvana, Ozzy Ozbourne, Dio, Def Leppard, Chris Daughtry, The Panic Channel, Sugarcult, Dashboard Confessional, Porcupine Tree, The All-American Rejects, HIM, Evanescence, Whitesnake, Queen, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Uriah Heep, The Fray, Foo Fighters, Cascada, Ace of Base, Green Day, Tommy Lee, David Ford, Damien Rice, Jason Mraz, KT Tunstall, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Seether, Supertramp, 30 S

Boys Listen Up!
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention. give her one of your shirts to sleep in. leave her cute text messages. kiss her in front of your friends. tell her she looks beautiful. look into her eyes when you talk to her. et her mess with your hair. just walk around with her. FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. look at her like she's the only girl you see. tickle her even when she says stop. hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private. let her fall asleep in your arms. get her mad, then kiss her. stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. tease her and let her tease you back. stay up all night with her when she's sick. watch her favorite movie with her. kiss her forehead. Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter. when she's sad, hang out with her. let her know she's important. kiss her in the

What's The Point In Life??
Time and time again people ask themselves what the point of life is. At this point of MY life I am here asking myself that very same question. What is the point of life? People say that everyone has a destiny. Do they really? I mean if thats true than no matter what I do, I will always end up with the same outcome, right? I will always end up doing what I am 'meant' to do. But then you ask yourself, what if I get into an accident tomorrow and die? Then does that mean that thats all I was meant to do? Or was God's plan for me foiled by a drunk driver? It kind of gives me a headache. But I dont believe that everyone is 'destined' to do one thing in thier life. I dont believe that at all. Destiny is bullshit. Some people say that the point of life is to be successful. Others say its to find love and have a family. Now, after hearing everyones way of putting it and thinking about it for the time I have been out here ALONE for three months by myself.....I think I've found the answer to the

Dear Alcohol...
Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and som

Another Update
I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!! 766 VOTES AHEAD!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 750+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything on your profile with 10

Why Am I Here?
Okay, I made a mumm of something I really wanted opinions about, and some of the garbage that got left in the comments. Some people here are truly jerks. A few days or weeks ago, someone had a mumm about female circumsion and all of the comments made were to the tune of .... well that is their culture so sure it is fine. As an aside in my mumm, which was about Maggie who can not go out and play anymore because of the new bird feeder next door, and who has been declawed, and I get all this shit about how mean that is. It is okay for humans to be mutilated but to declaw a cat is morally wrong. Some of the people here have brains about the size of peas I think. I doubt that any of them would read this, but it makes me wonder why in the world I am here. I joined so Jaded could get some points ... maybe it is better if I don't get too attached to it if that is the caliber of people here. Or I could just not bother with mumms ... hmmm. What else is there to do? Not much on just snooping at

You Left The Garage Open...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door" He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "when my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there? She smiled, "No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires".

More On Me...
One of my favorite sayings is, "Men make plans and the Gods laugh." I am a fatalist - I believe that everything happens for a reason, the good and the bad. And even though life always gives the test first and the lesson afterwards (and there's always a lesson), all the bullshit we have to go through really does make us stronger. All the crap that life inevitably throws at us, regardless of how unfair or earth-shattering it may be, shapes our psyche, empowers our minds and strengthens our hearts. The challanges and the bullshit are the purest essence of what makes us grow as human beings. The trouble is, every lesson comes with a price. Moreso, since we have no idea what kind of bullshit we're in for this time around, it's like we're buying blind. So not only are we forced to gamble with choices that have the power to change our lives in a million different ways, we're ultimately just driven by blind ambition and can only hope for the best possible outcome. Nevertheless, some people sti

Fireworks
It is amazing how a simple thing can stir up so many memories and thoughts in a person. Tonight I went to the Seekonk Speedway to watch the 4th of July celebration they had. This included drag racing, circuit racing, demolition derby, and other types of vehicle racing. This was my first time going to an event like these, (on a side note I have gone to legal drag racing events but with family this is the first time with a bf.) So we watch the 2 hours of drag racing, a little red Corvette won. Then eventually came the Enduro races, where the idea was to be the first one across the line after 8 laps without crashing your car. Well during those races I watched them standing with my boyfriend's arms wrapped around me. It felt amazing. He would softly kiss my head or my neck while we watched cars driving by on fire. Then came time for the fireworks. I know this sounds weird but the last time I really saw fireworks was 2 years ago. Let me elaborate on this. Last year during this t

Keeping My Head Up
It seems that recently my life has taken a pretty good beating. I try to live by my personal philosophy of not letting life get to you. Lately though it seems to be harder and harder to do that. Stress has crept in and I feel like I'm losing myself to it. I don't have much and don't ask for much. I'm gonna keep doing what I can to keep a smile on my face and on the faces of other. Hopefully this rough patch I've been going through will end soon.

An Offer....take Ot Or Leave It...
If ANYONE would like a tag for 4th of july to post and honor our Service Men & Women PLease message me and let me know Ill be glad to make u one .....I think it wuld be cool for numerous people to show pride in the USA by displaying a tag saying Happy 4th God bless our troops..Below are some examples.............

7-1-07 Astrology
Now that you've seen this unhealthy pattern in your life, it's up to you to seek a different path. Lay out your game plan. Try it on for size, then see what changes you need to make. Soon you'll have this taken care of.

Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look friend, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years"

Waitin' For You
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body...You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing's, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you............ .......you freakin' mosquito!!

My Horoscope For July 1
'Tell me the truth,' says a loved one. 'Uh-oh,' you say -- but to yourself. You're savvy enough to know that usually when people utter those words, it's the last thing they mean. Be diplomatic and use a little sugarcoating. ...................................................................................................... So... I guess my question is this: Where does the right to privacy end and full disclosure become necessary in a newly forming relationship? ... I'm not too keen to give up my right to privacy so I may be forced to conclude that I am simply not suited for the kind of relationship that requires full disclosure.

Wow - Some People Have Nothing Better To Do!
Seems as though I have a new "friend" on CT - one who likes to leave negative comments on my profile and then blocks me so I can't respond to them. Then makes up a new profile after I've blocked him and does the same. Nice eh??? Why even waste your time? I'm not here to impress ANYONE - you can like me as I am or just simply move onto the next profile. I have little time in the day as it is, that I don't need to waste it on someone who has all the time in their day to be negative to other people. Get a life - you know who you are!

Truth Or Dare
TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you... and creativity counts!

Last Contest Update For The Night
I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!! 808 VOTES AHEAD!!!! I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO HAVE HAD A HAND IN GETTING ME THIS FAR!! YOU LADIES AND GENTS STRAIGHT UP ROCK! I KNOW THIS BLOG/BULLETIN HAS GOTTEN A BIT REDUNDANT, BUT MY HOME PC IS ON ITS LAST LEGS AND IT IS EASIER TO COPY/AND PASTE A FORM BLOG/BULLETIN BECAUSE ITS FASTER. I NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS PC IS GANNA CRAP OUT ON ME SO I WANT TO GET THE UPDATES OUT ASAP. THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH IT. ALSO DUE TO MY PC ISSUES, IT IS HARDER FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU GUYS AND GALS COMMENT AND RATE LOVE. DONT THINK I AM IGNOREING YOU OR SLIGHTING YOU. THAT IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR PATIENCE AND SUPPORT!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! Th

Just Feelings!!
Just feelings. Is all I have tonight,most of them or painful. I had someone who loved me. But it could never work out between us,because he lived in another state,and with my job,bills and life,we would never be together. Just no way that we could. Well I thought great I'll always be a lone wolf. Then some one came in to my life who lived only 45 mins away from me. Made my head spin and my heart skip. Things took off like a rocket. But as time went by sad things happen,he said he loved me and that he cared about me. Yet he puts everyone before me. His roommates,his fuck buddy,everyone and anyone. When i talked to him about it,he said I'm working on that,so gave him another shot and now left with a empty spot in me. If he loves me so much then why can't he tell the others to fuck off. Everytime he holds me,kisses me, everytime he loves me i can't wonder if he doesn't wish I was her. Or maybe i'm just cuting myself down again,who knows,i don't, but we'll see!!.

Punch Me In The Face!
I wish I could be punched in the face. Then maybe the pain in my heart would go away! I really liked a guy. Liked him in a way I haven't liked anyone in a long time.... He's gone for the summer. He slept with another girl, I kissed another boy. And somehow I feel like he doesn't want anything to do with me anymore.... What can I do to make this better? How can you convince someone you want to be with only them when you drunkenly made out with some guy. And then felt the need to purge the sin... AHHHHH Can someone Just shoot me so I don't have to worry about feeling hurt?

Stabbing Westward - Save Yourself
Save Yourself I know your life is empty And you hate to face this world alone So you're searching for an angel Someone who can make you whole I can not save you I can't even save myself So just save yourself I know that you've been damaged Your soul has suffered such abuse But I am not your savior I am just as fucked as you I am just as fucked as you I can not save you I can't even save myself So just save yourself Please don't take pity on me Please don't take pity on me Please don't take pity on me Please don't take pity on me My life has been a nightmare My soul is fractured to the bone And if I must be lonely, I think I'd rather be alone I think I'd rather be alone You can not save me You can't even save yourself I can not save you I can't even save myself Save yourself So just save yourself

Gm
good morning my awsome friends well it is monday again i know all of you or most of you are draging your feet saying it is monday ewwww lol,so here is something to cheer you up my love is with you through the day cause looking at my pictures does not pay keep my smile in mind and you will find that time will pass by love you all susan

New Stuff On The Benoit Case
The anonymous individual responsible for suggesting, 14 hours before police discovered the body, that WWE wrestler Chris Benoit's wife was dead is confessing, saying his/her comment was a "terrible coincidence." The anonymous editor left a lengthy apology to the Wikimedia community, explaining, "I hope this puts an end to this speculation that someone knew about the tragedy before it was discovered." Below is the full, unedited apology: "... Hey everyone. I am here to talk about the wikipedia comment that was left by myself. I just want to say that it was an incredible coincidence. Last weekend, I had heard about Chris Benoit no showing Vengeance because of a family emergency, and I had heard rumors about why that was. I was reading rumors and speculation about this matter online, and one of them included that his wife may have passed away, and I did the wrong thing by posting it on wikipedia to spite there being no evidence. I posted my speculation on the situation at the tim

Larry The Cable Guy Says......
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand . . . you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper woul

8 Words W/2 Meanings Plus More....
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest express

This Trip Rocks!!!
I'm having a blast. Can't believe I'm going back tomorrow. I've made some awesome new friends, done things that would make most people blush and am heading out for one last day of fun. I've learned a few things on this trip too. I am not ugly and I could pick up a guy fairly easy. At 33 skinny dipping is still fun and some people just suck. I am no longer willing to be pushed around and my anyone who takes me for granted will find themselves without. There are people out there who are gonna put me down and take me for granted and I don't need that. Watch out world the Evil Pixi has a new out look on life and I will be treated like I'm special (and I don't mean short bus special) and I will never let someone make me feel unimportant again! I'mo top o the world!!!!

What I Love About You!!!!
I love the way you look at me, I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

Sunbathers
The boss was surprised to hear that his secretary had joined a nudist Camp. "You? A nudist?" he asked. "Please!" she said indignantly. "We don't use that word. We call ourselves 'sunbathers'." Nudist or sunbather, thought the boss, it was all the same thing. But he realized that his secretary's private life was none of his concern. As long as she did her job, her off hours were her own to do with as she pleased. Consequently, the subject was dropped - - until one day when she came to work apparently in great pain, she could hardly walk to her desk, and when she finally did manage to navigate as far as her chair, she sat down slowly and very carefully. "What's wrong?" the boss asked sympathetically. "I'm going to a dance at the sunbathers' club tonight," she explained, "and I have my hair up in curlers."

Eh Boredom From Sometime Last Year .
Same old sh*t just a differnt day , It always seems to end the same Trudge on blindly , feel the strain , While fitful sleep just dulls the pains Fighting off demons deep within, Reliving the memories again and again Each moment's another eternity, Confusion driven by curiosity Only to find with wild eye's , One more sick daydream to despise Just a marionette in some twisted play , This can't be real , what a f**king day.

In The Field
The old bull's active days were over, but the kindly farmer permitted Him to stay on in the pasture with the cows. Of course, the farmer also Turned a young bull loose in the field and the newcomer went to work. Immediately. Seeing this, the old bull began snorting and pawing the Ground with his hoof. "You're wasting your time," said the farmer. "You're too old for that sort of thing now." "I know," said the bull, "but I can show him I'm not a cow, can't I?"

Naughty Survey Lol
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? face, eyes 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? hmm shoulders.. 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? he is a sweetheart 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? idk 15 5. Who was your fist true love? Will 6. (women) What is your bra size? 34C 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 19 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? it hurt lol 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 10 inches 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? yes 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? straight 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? yes 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? depends on my mood lol 15. Are you aggressive or passive? aggressive grr :P 16. Ever been tied up? nah 17. Ever have a 3sum? nope 18. Ever participate in an orgy? no lol 19. Do you like oral sex? YES! a. give? yes

Drink Up!!
HERE IS A GOOD RECIPE FOR A DRINK I MADE!! DRINK WITH CARE!! HAHAHAHAHA!! "THE CHESAPEAKE BAY BREAKER" 1 shot Light or Clear rum 1 shot Dark rum 1 shot Vodka (premium or top shelf brand) 1 shot Gin (premium or top shelf brand) 1-2 shots Blue Curacao Orange Juice or Pineapple Juice MIX ALL SHOTS together and fill glass with juice. When mixed right it should be fluorescent blue/green in color, and taste like a fruit drink. If the lights go out you should still be able to see your drink!!! Hehehehehe!!! ENJOY PEOPLE!!!

Please Read... Very Sad... "daddy It Hurrts!'
THiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Ca

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

To Live With A Goal
To live with a goal A light at the end of the tunnel Purposes revealed This is Hope! To be without self-pity Forge ahead for living Savor life's rich rewards Remember your Hope! Listen to other's problems Show life's rich rewards Give others your trust and feelings Pass on Hope! Think fondly of fellow people Make amends for past wrongs Keep the light of lights in your heart Never forget Hope!!!

Excuses Vs Reasons
Writers block Is a misnomer There is always Something to say Lovely can be lonely If the letters Get in the way If you sign a check You have written It is not that big A deal The only thing That is difficult Is writing what You feel Everyone is a writer Not doing it Does not mean you’re blocked Sometimes instead of Scribbling You just get it out When you talk

Take Overs
so ladies and gentlemen answer me this. how come a chick can have all kinds of guy friends and a guy cant have a friend that is a girl? Is it that really that big a deal. Keep in mind ladies your dude has a friend that is a girl because you have probably been in his life a whole 6 months and you think you are his mother i mean come on.

Goddamnit.
I find my sisters cam so I can take pics and put em up, and i get like, maybe two? then the batteries die. better yet, i search the whole damn house and everything here takes triple A batts. I need double A's. i even discovered her naughty drawer looking for them. *pukes* anyway. i think this USB cable will charge it, but after that I don't know how to get them on here! fuckin A.

Have I Ever?
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s

Poem
You Caught Me in your musical webb You're like a Song stuck in my head A grand symphony of beautiful melodies So Devine in their complexity In this colorful webb of sound A new light has been found Sticky sweet, it clings to me Now a simple melody It pulls me closer one note at a time Slowly I start losing my mind... For in this simple melody There Lies a horific tragady... A lost song, and a broken voice So dark, carless and course... It moves like poison through my vains Creeping, crawling making me insane... Shall I be saved From This coaxing webb or will I remain here to my fate Lifeless and dead... I srtuggle and fight to break free From this now dark melody... The more I fight, kick and scream the tighter the grip it has on me... How such a bright light can turn so dark Leaves me to question what lies true in my heart.... I start to sink deeper with in me Drug down by this inflected insanity.. My body goes limp, a shiver ,then col

Always And Never
This was my fate, giving in To your lips, to your eyes I should have known It would come back to haunt me Crooked smile, the reflection in your eyes That shows my weakness for Beautiful mistakes, Something that I know you've seen before, I'm not the first Set the trap, I'm falling for it every time I can't believe Everyone knew from the start This would come back to haunt me I can't stand to see you now! How could I ever trust you? Take it back to the streets, I'll start again I'll never look back, I'll never look back, back How do you feel? I bet you don't feel anything! Don't have a heart attack Don't have a heart attack But I won't stop you Flying high, razor blades make perfect lines, On just about anything you want Broken pores spill out, everything you want to say, It shows my weakness for Falling in love with My wallowing despair that shines in black It consumes me, I'll take it back I'll build it back to what it was I can't believe ev

Why Men Are Never Depressed
Happy Men.... WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

My Deleted Mumm About Orgies
For all those that posted to the mumm that was deleted.......feel free to add me or send comments to me....I was really interested in knowing all of your alls opinions on the sunject...Thanks

Drama And Bullshit...
I have a lot of drama in my life right now...and it just makes me pissed.....and a lot of bull shit too.. Not really a blog but a rant.... Now back to the blog..... Ever have a feeling like you're being lied too? Like the hairs on the back of your neck are saying "wait, what?" I'm getting that feeling from someone that I know....Is that person you? I donno is there anything you want to come clean about? Tell me then...cause what you do in the dark comes out in the light...ALWAYS!!!

I Done Gone And Done It It Now
COMPUTER IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT...MEANS UNTIL I CAN GET MY NEW ONE RUNNING....ONE UPDATE A DAY FROM ME. UNLESS THOSE OF YOU BOMBING ME WANT TO REPOST THIS FROM TIME TO TIME...IN ANY CASE...I WILL UPDATE AS ACCESS ALLOWS. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!! I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!1052 VOTES AHEAD!!!! I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO HAVE HAD A HAND IN GETTING ME THIS FAR!! YOU LADIES AND GENTS STRAIGHT UP ROCK! I KNOW THIS BLOG/BULLETIN HAS GOTTEN A BIT REDUNDANT, BUT MY HOME PC IS ON ITS LAST LEGS AND IT IS EASIER TO COPY/AND PASTE A FORM BLOG/BULLETIN BECAUSE ITS FASTER. I NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS PC IS GANNA CRAP OUT ON ME SO I WANT TO GET THE UPDATES OUT ASAP. THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH IT. ALSO DUE TO MY PC ISSUES, IT IS HARDER FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU GUYS AND GALS COMMENT AND RATE LOVE. DONT THINK I AM IGNOREING YOU OR SLIGHTING YOU. THAT IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR PATIENCE AND SUPPORT!!!! Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic

Sorry Ass Haters
what a nice user comment i get thought it said leaving nsfw comments would result in your account being deleted? guess not in this case sorry miss piggy dont be upset im not interested im sure theres someone out there for you its not I. Residen... Don't EVER FUCKEN insult one of my friends like that again, you FUCKEN got it!? i want you to fuck me dont be a dick to me or her. Only dick head chumps like you insult women, get some fucken self esteem! 12 hr ago

Getting Tired
everytime i am out in the van see some jack ass flying down the road with a cell phone stuck to their ear lots have pulled out in front of me not paying attention i tell you the first person to hit my van with my children will be dealt with don't mind people making calls while driving but be cautious some people do have children and get tired of alamming on their brakes lol so please think about talking and driving

That Kinda Day
So I've had a really bad day and it only keeps getting worse. I should have just turned off my phone when I got home like I was going to. I'm stressed to the max. I'm stressed to the point of crying and stress usually doesn't do that. I seriously think I am mentally crazy after the crying outta no where that I've done today. Money issues are fucking kicking my ass and I have no clue how to fix them. Do I drop outta the wedding two months before do I just suck it up and get farther behind in bills. I'm suppose to be getting ready to go bowling and yet here i sit writing in this damn thing because for some fucked up crazy reason I find it easier to write then to talk to people. I feel like everything is turned upside down. It really never fails every-time things are going good everything gets screwed up. Honestly how much more can I work with out killing myself. I feel like at this point my only option is to hurt the people that may acutally care one bit about me and give up o

Sorry!
I am sooo sorry that I havent been on in a while my husband has been home and it makes it real difficult to be on the computer when he is here. He wont let me use it unless he gives me permision, and I hate that. I just wanted to tell my friends that I miss you all and that I hope that your holiday is great! Please have a safe and fun holiday! GOD BLESS YOU! love and hugssss your secret luv **MUAGH*

This One Was Pretty
Thank goodness for people like you. You always have something up your sleeve, even when it comes to a situation that seems like a dead end. Once this is over, pat yourself on the back -- repeatedly.

Blame The Right Ppl
if you want to bitch and grip about shit talk to your politicians leave the soliders alone.... they have a job just like you do (they go where they are told and do what they are told), its they're sacrifice and suffering that gives you the right to bitch to your politicians, and they're right to tell you to fuck off

Another Poem I Managed To Write
I miss you so much babe..... I want to wrap my arms around you. I want to look into your eyes. I want to hear your voice. I want your body up against mine. I want to hold your hand. I want to kiss your lips. I want your warmth around me. I want you here by my side. I want you in the bedroom. I want your sweat mixed with mine. I want my hands on your body and yours on mine. I want to show you I love you, instead of writing it down. I want you to kiss me all over. I want to taist you again. I want to please you as much as I can. I want you to cum inside me, I want to hear you moan. More than anything else I want to lay in your arms. you are my lover, my friend, my happiness too. Here with out you I'm empty, but with you I'm full.

Ct Pet Peeves
please meet three ct people! i call them the ct pet peeves. let me know if you feel the same way about these ct people! first thing i hate is Mrs sexy poor lady.she is the lady who has 300 pics of herself half naked for all the pervs to drool over.some idiot keeps getting her blasts and she loves it!! you will know Mrs sexy poor woman when you see her profile. she takes a lot of pics like 35 a day and in every god damn one of them she is knee deep in garbage! i am not talking about a cluttered house she didn't get to tidy up yet because she was getting the children off to school, i am talking Macdonald's wrappers and soda cans everywhere! her place looks like a scene out of the movie twister. no matter what room she is taking her kinky "give me all the attention you can because daddy ignored me growing up" photos in, it is full of trash. the bathroom,bedroom,living room or kitchen. also you will recognize her from her small children half dressed and malnourished in the background

Again Please
i will get too all your profiles and picture there are a few of you are not wanting to wait if you all read my blogs you would know that i have bean telling everyone ty and that you all are awsome if for some reason you dont want to wait till i get to you then tell me and ill take you off my list i dont like hearing whinnie babys cause they cant talk to me or i havent got to your pictures yet

Because I Seem To Enjoy Public Embarrassment.
I shot this a few weeks ago after a discussion about the 80s on this one forum that I'm a member of. Incidentally, despite how well it syncs, the music was edited in after and wasn't playing when I shot it. You gotta love happy accidents. :)

Ok I Need This Explained To Me I Guess.
Paris Hilton Leaked Jail Phone Call - Watch more free videos Ok for starters I posted this break.com click into a MUMM and the shit hit the fan. I'll get to that in a minute. Let's talk about the light stuff 1st and get that out of the way. Why does 3/4 of CT Hate Videos in Mumm's? Please understand from our point of view Videos are great cause its a cash cow of material to work from and with on this show. Paris Hilton. The video you see at the top here. I posted that in a Mumm I gave up good points for I might add. If at this point you haven't watched it . Do so now please so you get the joke I was going for. Its ok go ahead I'll wait.................. ................................................... Ok That's about as long as the video was. And you should be cussing me for what happen. Pretty harmless huh. I guess not to those who didn't watch. For the recorded. We really hate Paris to but we love making fun of a woman who someday will be worth 50,000,000,000 freaking b

I'm Not Ok
I could sit here all night, pretending that I'm fine. Acting like i don't, want you to be mine. but I cant fool myself I know I'm not OK. Nothing will make me feel better, no matter what you say. I'm not OK without you. I need you here with me, because we both decided, that we were destined to be. I could lie to the world. No one would realize, all the pain inside of me, and those tears I cried. Now seeing you move on, pierces me in the chest. I want you to be happy So this must be what's best. Maybe I'm not over you, the way I said I was. I miss you so much. You're my first true love. You don't love me anymore At least that's what you said. You're actions prove differently, after all those tears I shed. I'm not OK. I'm broken and confused. I thought you were different. Now inside, I'm bruised. i miss you i love you i need you i crave you I'm sorry that I hurt you, just please come back to me. I need you in my life But you jus

Life Flashed Before My Eyes ~ Lol
Ok, my oldest--now 18--son, recently got his learner's permit. He could've taken driver's ed, but didn't want to ask me or my mom for the money, though we would've come up with it; so he waited until he turned 18. Now, its almost everyday--"Can you take me out driving?" I took him this evening, when I got home from Roo's and all I can say is I'm glad I told Roo "I Love You" and kissed him and hugged him tight, because riding with my kid scared the life outta me! LOL He keeps saying he's a good driver--ok, he takes turns way too fast and way too wide, whips around cars then back into his own lane...mom and I were comparing notes on this. Anyway, he wants to make an appointment next week to take his driver's test and we both said NO WAY! He does so many things that they would take off points for that it isn't funny. I can understand being in a hurry to get his license, however he has to learn that he can not drive like a maniac...they'll fail him on the spot! He says

When I Think Of You…
When I think of you… I think of you often…. Bet you had no idea I did Think that I am so simple Walk through life without a care I don’t, but who does? I have moments that you’re on my mind It’s crazy, how you flood my head Make it hard to do anything really I think of you eyes How perfect they are When you gaze at me.. I think of you hands… Their warmth when they touch me How soft my skin feels to them I think of you mouth Watching your lips form words Wanting you to shut up so I can taste them I think of your body Of how my fingers want to trace you Go over every inch of you I think of you voice How soothing it is to me How it calms me from the inside out. I think of your scent… How I bury myself in your cloths when you’re gone And wanting to bury myself in you when your here God, this is so hard to even breathe Simple mundane tastes are hard to maneuver Oh, why can’t you be right here in front of me Just let me get drunk off you So I can function

Love Is...
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. - Meghan -

Beware,,read At Your Own Risk
ok people i am in a very pissed off foul mood. if you have something of a fucking problem with me ,then tell me. DO NOT LEAVE ME FUCKING PRIVATE MESSAGES AND THEN BLOCK ME,,YOU CHICKEN SHITS. I LOVE HOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO DO THIS. GROW UP , AND IF YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND TO ME, THEN YOU ARE A IMMATURE FUCKING CHILD THAT NEEDS TO GROW UP! IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THAT IS FINE,,,NOBODY LIKES EVERYONE,, JUST LIKE I DONT GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE,,BUT I JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE. IF I KNOW WE WONT GET ALONG I DONT GO AND LEAVE THEM FUCKING MESSAGES AND THEN BLOCK THEM. OH MY GOSH!! FIRST OF ALL ACT LIKE AN ADULT! if i have something to say to you good or bad I WILL TELL YOU ,I AM OPEN AND HONEST! YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUUUUUUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHERE I STAND WITH YOU! I DO NOT LEAVE PEOPLE WONDERING OR HANGING AND I USUALLY DONT LEAVE MESSAGES LIKE THIS,BUT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THEN ONCE NOW! FIRST I IGNORED IT AND DID NOTHING BUT NOW IT IS GET

Love Defined...
Love Defined What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow. - Matt Dubois -

Anyone Want A Drink?
Anyone that fans me I will by them a drink on me! Thanks Maria ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ CherryTAP