Fubar Blog Posts 4

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Run Away
Wants to run away from it all Wants to not have to worry for one night Wants to have a night filled of happiness Wants to not have to worry about money issues Wants to not have to worry about ebing short of rent Wants to cry on a shoulder that cares Wants someone to pay atteion to me and only me Wants tommrow never to come. Wants to never go back to a current job situation Wants to be told it will be ok Wants to be married and taken to a land somewhere

Flag This
I made this just for the special person who likes to flag all my shit. You're pretty pathetic that you've got nothing better to do then sit around and wait for me to upload a pic and flag it. Especially since it isn't NSFW. I've seen smaller chicks showing more. Just cuz I'm a big girl don't mean I can't show my cleavage. If you have such a problem with it that you have to watch me like a hawk and flag my shit then I guess I should be oh so flattered that you chose me to basically stalk! so Thank you, you cowardly twat. :)

Well Everyone .....
I am going to be gone from Wed. Aug 8th till Aug 20th from Fubar so please don't think that I am ignoring you or anything! In fact from today on I won't be on much due to packing and last minute things. I am heading to New Orleans for vacation YAY! I have never been before and it's exciting for me! My husband I will be celebrating our 12th Wedding Anniversary on Aug. 12. This year will be only the second time we have actually been together on our anniversary since our first wedding anniversary LOL. One of us was always working on our anniversary so yeah this ones gonna be special! Two years ago we had planned to renew our wedding vows but I had the stroke and didn't get released from nursing home till after our anniversary boo whoo I know LOL. Well lots of love to you all!!

About My Surgery
WELL SOME OF YA'LL KNOW THAT I'M FIXING TO GO IN FOR SURGERY ON TUESDAY..I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME REAL BAD HEADACHES AND ALL..WELL THEY FOUND OUT I HAVE A HERNIATED DISK IN MY NECK THATS CAUSING MY PROBLEMS..SO THEY WILL BE GOING IN TO TAKE IT OUT...ITS A LITTLE SCARY THE WAY THEY WILL BE DOING IT,BUT I'M TIRED OF THE HEADACHES SO I DECIDED TO GO AHEAD AND GET IT DONE..I HAVE A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS THAT WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP PEOPLE UPDATED ON MY PROGRESS...TIM~SOUTHERNOUTLAWBIKER,MYJOY,CHUCK AND TERRYLJOHN AND MY BESTFRIEND LAURA...5 OF THE BEST PEOPLE ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR..THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING HERE AND ALL OF YOUR MORAL SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME..I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU...

Oh Well
Ihate it whenreally big girls show off their big boobies. Of course they are gonna be big, everything on you is big. thats no wonderful surprise there. it's great if you have that self confidence to love you no matter what size you are, but no one needs to be a slut about really now. Big sluts, little sluts. They all annoy me. Unless you're a professional slut...

Red Shirt Fridays
Subject: Red Shirt Fridays >> >> >> If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... >> >> >> Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a >>Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two >>together. >> >> After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been >>invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was >>heading home. >> >> No, he responded. >> >> Heading out I asked? >> >> No. I'm escorting a soldier home. >> >> Going to pick him up? >> >> No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking >>him >>home to his family. >> >> The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a >>punch >>to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't >>know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the >>soldier's >>family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few >>days. >> >> I turned back to him, e

Me
You are the World Completion, Good Reward. The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion. The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and also the doorway to the next life after death. It is indicative of a complete circle. Everything is finally coming together, successfully and at last. You will get that Ph.D. you've been working for years to complete, graduate at long last, marry after a long engagement, or finish that huge project. This card is not for little ends, but for big ones, important ones, ones that come with well earned cheers and acknowledgements. Your hard work, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc, will absolutely pay-off; you've done everything right. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Add Her Pls
I am entering a contest that Ms. Dallas is hosting. Not sure when it will start. She has to get enough ppl to enter but she didn't say how many. It will probably be in the next week. But this is one of those where you will have to add her as a friend to be able to get to the folder to bomb the contest pic. So here is a link to her profile. If you could, go to her page, rate her and send her a friend request and just put a quick note in your friend request that it is to bomb in her contest. *MsDallas© ~Founder Of The Gotti Family~@ fubar

The Art Of Lying
Why don’t you just keep lying It is what your good at.. You actually make it an art Something that is so well thought out So well planed and achieved I do have to admit I am a bit jealous of your talent I mean, all I can say is… wow! You are most impressive You had me fooled from day one How do you keep up this game? You should have a seat.. I am sure you must be exhausted Your memory is most excellent How do you keep track of these stories? Knowing what lie goes to which person Just imagine what you could accomplish If you used all that energy and planning Which by the way you are so damn good at To be, gee I don’t know, real? Do you know what that is? Have you ever been real or honest? No…. What am I saying? That will never be you will it? This is your love and passion This is what you are so good at It makes you stand out from the rest God forbid you actually take responsibility Maybe even stop blaming others for your deceit But, lets just be real for

How Much Does Your Loved One Love?
FUBARS CUTEST COUPLE I'm hosting yet another contest and this ones for Fubars cutest couple. I will need a pic to rip from each of you but your scores will be added together at the end. I will assume you are all going for the largest prize so in doing so as soon as the top prize is hit which is the Mansion it will be taken down and the contest and it will continue untill the next prize is won which is the Yacht. It will go that way till the last prize is won which is his and her rings. That makes a total of five winners in this contest.. If a prize is won and two couples have reached the next prize amount it will go to the couple who has the most in that area and down the line until all prizes have been won.. I only want people who are going to take this serously and fight to win. I will want 20 couples to start the contest.. Just hit me a shout or an email if interested... 1st. Place ~ The first couple to hit a combined total of 150,000 comments will each win a mansion. 2nd

Freaking Drama
You know it is really freaking pathetic when you have all sorts of drama and bullshit going on around you and the one that is causing it all or is keeping it going never once considers it may just be them. Yet instead, they go around blaming everyone else, accusing everyone else, calling them every name in the book, but still never once do they think that just maybe it is them that is the drama queen. This fucking drama queen as they call everyone else, believes that they are never wrong and infact they think of themself as some sort of god. Now that is really pathetic. I just wish that this person would step back and truly analyze themself and come to reality. I mean come on, in the past couple of weeks I have seen this same exact person have similar conversations with not one but three different people and in each case it has always been the same outcome. This person has accused them of this or that, this person has called them every name in the book, this person is never at fault. B

I Support Our Troops!
JUST NOT BUSH! (Turn up the volume) *Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons

My Day Was Horrible
i had to work from 5:30 to 3 and i was the only barista there. i didnt have a break until about 11 and after being outside for maybe 30 seconds lupe comes out saying ive got a customer and hes pissed. so i go in there and he sees me and he starts yelling "youve gotta be fucking kidding me. a cigarette break. thats totally unreasonable" and so i said im sorry sir i have no help today and im required to take a 15 minute break for every four hours i work. and he said "well if youre the only one here you should never leave. whats your name, give me a pen and piece of paper, im reporting you to your district manager" so i said my name and i spelled it for him and i asked him nicely what he wanted to drink, made his drinks, gave him a free drink coupon, was nice and smiley the whole time...then he left and said thank you... wtf

Daughters
I love you too Four simple little words From the mouths of angels Small in size, but big on heart I love you too Brings a smile to my face A warm feeling all over Letting me know I’m not alone I love you too It’s the antidote, the cure In that instant, all troubles forgotten Knowing that life isn’t a waste Lights of hope in a dark mans existence I love you daddy It’s how I sleep at night And the reason I make it through my days

Next Disaster, You're Up!
This has not been a groovy weekend! Well, Isaac's party was great, but that's a different blog! On Friday morning, I noticed a little wetness on the carpet in front of the fireplace. Having three kids ages 6, 4, and 3, I naturally thought that one of them may have spilled some water in front of it. I come home from work that evening to find that there's a HUGE puddle of water in the garage and there are two SOAKING WET spots! Now I'm terrified that my house is falling apart! Alisha and I go clean up the water, and when I step out of the room, she accidentally knocks over a can of paint...3/4 gal of PINK paint! She's upset, there's paint everywhere, and we've still got a huge mess of water! ARRGGGGH!!! Add on to that all the people we have coming over today for Isaac's birthday party! And it gets WORSE! This morning, we're calling all over for a plumber...and NO ONE is answering. Alisha and I open the door to the garage, and there's a haze of smoke; the water heater has leak

If You're Bored Then You're Boring?
I'm normally not bored, I can always just read or watch a movie. But it's like I got patience for nothing! And nobody to talk to, it feels like everyone is avoiding me today. Pepper discovering her twin cat outside the window was fun, but after I gave him food and water that was it. If I even looked at him too long he retreated, so here I am. I think I pulled my shoulder out of whack in my sleep too (how?) and that hurts like hell. Waaaaaa. So I've been walking around fake dying in Shakespere-esque poses, but without an audience... what's the point? Argh.

1st Letter I Sent Her (04/08/07)
Hi Sugar! I got your pictures yesterday and received another Email from you today. I guess you're kind of serious about finding your life partner! I'm as serious as you are, but when I meet people from the Net, it kinds of freaks me out a bit. My uncle just got scammed into something like that. He met this nice Russian lady about 6 months ago and was supposed to meet her last weekend (she was supposed to come down to Canada) but after telling us some sort of story about why she couldn't take the plane, we soon realized that she was scamming my uncle. So he thought that he had met someone he could trust and love, but she just took advantage of him. So now if you understand what I'm saying, you will be patient with me....At least 'till I can build a solid trust toward you. I saw your pictures and I really like what I see. You seem to be the type of person that I would probably ask to dance if I saw you in a Night Club or something. I tried to go back and look at you profile on

"women Only" Parking Lot
> > >New Law: > >With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, >especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has >established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the >parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and >safe environment is created for patrons. > >Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only >parking lot in Minnesota. > > > > >

5th Letter She Wrote (04/08/07)
tracy martins Hello Mike...... I have never been to Franch or Germany i would love to be there i have only travel to 3 country...Nigeria US and Canada......yes babe i am the girl...lol....Babe I want to come down to Canada so that will can be together i think that is nice i would love to meet yr daughter.....I want you to send my greetings to her..Babe I really want to meet you and hold you next to me...You have qualities in a Man that I would treasure and yes I would love to have a meal with you. I want you to Just name the time and the place.Communication as you know is very important to me. First in getting to know one another this is very valuable. But the important part of communicating is being honest. We can talk and talk and make ourself look and sound good but unless we are completely honest we will be disappointed when the time comes to finally meet each other in person. I have lived now for a awhile and have traveled many places and therefore I feel I hav

Help Me Please!!!!!
Bulletin Message -----------------From: Beana Bear!!!!Date: Aug 3, 2007 6:06 PMThink its ok to boss a girl around?slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut".No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster, then copy into a new bulletin.

Not Yours. . .
Not Yours. . . When you look at me What do you see Or imagine me to be? Have you looked into my eyes Or even tried to see past the disguise? Look deeper than the façade Why don't you see through the mirage?

Our Future Together Lynn
"Making Memories Of Us" I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you this promise If there's life after this I'm gonna be there to meet you with a warm, wet kiss

Being Induced--for "isabella Desirée Jackson"
On Tuesday the 7th of August,at o'clock in the morning I have to be at Memorial Medical University Center (hospital) in Savannah,Ga to be induced to have my baby.I am happy and nervous.Yes I know I have been through this before,but not induced,and it almost kills me each time.So there are my reasons.But just wanted to let all my friends and fans know what was going on if I do not get on for a few days.Please do not forget me, and as soon as I can get back on a computer I will let all know I am well.And have pics of newest baby addition to our family.This makes my forth baby,so.Just if you do not mid what ever religion you are I am not prejudice toward any, it is your beliefs and your opinions, but please if you believe in prayer, would you mind saying one for me.I think I need it. Hope all goes well in your life's till my return.Be safe,and hope to be back soon!!--XXXXXX's and OOOOOO's--cummingsoon is almost here!!

Gloden Path
Take my hand this way we'll go, Said the man above, I'll take you to a place of joy, Where you will find true love, If you let go, go on your own, But mistakes you will make, For many other ways there are, Which you are sure to take, When you feel that you are lost, All you have to do is pray, And I'll be there once again, To help you on your way, I did pray and just as said, He shined his light from above, That showed me the way down the golden path, That led me to your love.

Is This How The Book Ends?
You Don't See Me by Josie and The Pussycats =^_^= This is the place where I sit This is the part where I love you too much Is this as hard as it gets Cause I'm getting tired of pretending I'm tough I'm here if you want me I'm yours, you can hold me I'm empty and aching and tumbling and breaking Cause you don't see me And you don't need me And you don't love me The way I wish you would The way I know you could I dream a world where you understand That I dream a million sleepless nights I dream of fire when you’re touching my hand But it twists into smoke When I turn on the lights I’m speechless and faded It's too complicated Is this how the book ends? Nothing but good friends Cause you don't see me And you don't need me And you don't love me The way I wish you would Ahhh The way I wish you would Ahhh This is the place in my heart This is the place where I’m falling apart Isn’t this just where we met? And is this the last chance that I’ll

Good Ol' Fashion Pimp Out :d
Go show her some love. Fan her (she's hot), Rate her and Add her! Rate her pics and stash while you are there also. Here's her Profile Link.... ♥Shell♥ -promoter/greeter- for .·´¯`·.·•xXx•Ê®ØTÌÇÄ•xXx•·.·´¯`·. (fsfm)@ fubar

Thank You
i just wanted to givea BIG SHOUT out to all my friends that helped me vaporize points yesterday on my quest to level up to HENCHMAN status. Amazingly you ALL helped deplete over 40,000 points, I'm under 50,000 to go now..I couldnt have done this without all your help. THANKYOU.

Moving... Part 5
Ok... so I've been talking about moving for awhile now... I am actually moving on Friday. I'll be in S. Aurora for awhile :P I need to finish packing... my bedroom right now is full of boxes! oy. I don't like packing... it makes me sad because I'm forced to go through things I haven't looked at in a long time. I'm excited about moving, but at the same time, I'm nervous... I'm leaving a comfort zone and stepping into a new chapter of my life. Another hassle is changing everything over to the new address... I'm also going to get a P.O. Box. I had a lot of trouble with getting my mail when I first moved up here... My dad sent me one of those pre-paid credit card things with a couple hundred bucks on it and it was never delivered... plus a few other things - cards and what not. I truly believe it was the mail carrier. I complained to the post office, but not much was done... I did start receiving my mail after that but I was dismayed at the service. *shrug* We'll see how tha

Why Do White Men Behave This Way?
Ok it's never been a secret or hidden that I like black men. I have wanted to date one but because my family is so againist it and racist I didn't. Anyway, a guy on Yahoo who was trying to get a hook up with me, got pissy because I joked around about making it with a black man. He didn't get the joke, called me a nasty bitch, how that is gross and just how disgusting he thought it was. Now why is a white woman being with a black man nasty,gross or disgusting? I see nothing wrong with it. Only color makes a black man different from a white man. So why do white guys get their panties in a bunch when they hear a woman has been with a black man? What's soooo wrong with it? And is the saying "Once you go black you never go back" true? Hmm just things I'm pondering today.....

Nightmares
i had a nightmare lastnight that was obviouslu fueled by my job (i work in tuxedo rentals, and wedding planning) anyways i dreamed that my wedding gown was aweful, full of ruffles and bows and other dumb shit, and that my brides maids were screwing my groom. Somehow i think that dream is a look into my future........

Timmy's Pasta
This is a good one for a Sunday. 8 Roma tomatoes 1 large white onion 2 green peppers 2/3 cup extra virgin olive oil 2 tbsp crushed garlic 1 tbsp Italian seasoning 1 lb linguini Dice the tomatoes, onion, and peppers, then saute' in extra virgin olive oil along with the garlic and Italian seasoning. What you want to do here is make a red sauce. It will need to cook at least 30 minutes. Then put it over cooked linguini.

Take Me
Take Me By: MHG a.k.a Proud Mary Different worlds, driven force Cold cold wind clasped at my heart Numbing me from the pain of this everlasting stain Scarlet tears threatening to flow I try to grasp you in the dark Im needy for your touch please warm my freezing heart My lips are dry they ache for your kiss hands trembling, longing for you.. Silence...Madness... threatening rage about to overflow i want to escape in your world i want it to be your hand that will gently unlock the shackles on my feet so i may finally run with you please guide me among the jagged rocks.. Oh sweet rebellion! will i ever feel serenity? shall i ever find that tranquil path that will lead me to the mysterious ghosts of my past Take me to your kingdom! To a place where you and i shall stop the time Gaping at the butterflies as they gently unite In the soft breeze of our spirits love..

August 5, 2007~out And About & Fubarred
Ok... so everyone that talks to me knows that we were planning to go out last night and mingle with the locals... lmao! we started the night out @ Benders in downtown Massillon... the car show was in progress when we arrived and the bar filled up quick.. Cheryl & I were the first to arrive and get things started, I think we had atleast or 9 drinks before Kristina arrived...we hung out there until about 10 pm with Ryan & his wife, Josh, Phil, Mikey... we sampled Flaming Dr. Peppers, Sicillian Kisses, shots of Tequila and a variety of drinks.. I think we were pretty well lit before we left there.. THANKS to the bartender Denise...next we went to Falcons in Perry Township..and interrupted a Bachelorette party, the bride to be had Mikey getting naked dancing for her and her friends and ended up giving Cheryl her lei and a little tongue.. haha wonder if she remembers that today..infact Falcon's was off the chain.. there was alot of nudity for sure and definately ALOT of us girls kissing ea

What I Think
A juggalo isn't a person who paints their face and chants about hatchets and clowns. A juggalo is a person who isn't fake. Just a person who doesn't fit in. A misfit. We don't worship clowns, idols, and figures. Were not about religeon. We are about whats right and whats wrong and how you go along in life and the friends and homies you make. Learn the fucking story. If your going to hate us. Have a fucking reason. And if your gonna say they are rascist. Your FUCKING wrong. WE are completely AGAINST that shit. We believe that if we are good in life and good to others. Then we'll be rewarded in WHATEVER afterlife there is. Thats what Shangri-la (heaven) is all about. So if your with me. Comment this shit. Make it BIG. Keep passing it on. Naughty JuggaLette (I made this. cause i was SICK of the fucking critisism.)

Will Answer!
so yeah to my friends hehe just wanna know my reall fubar bitches from the faceks...leave a comment if u dont ur uhmmmm a bitch ;) And Yeah Answer This Question...Why Do U Like Vag?..aka me....i like knowing thing so share ay??! ;)..and dont say stupit shit that would make me angry..unless i like u, i accept any thing from only the people that are in my family lol thanx xx

State Police Warning !!! You Might Want To Read This.
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Gary Date: Aug 4, 2007 9:49 PM STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or http://www.myspace.com/ineedatipdrill contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please

The Greatest Day Of My Life
April 19th 2007 it was around 1:30 p.m. and i was in the Lewistown Hopsital for some kind of infection that found because i let some asshole pierce my eyebrow! (that's another story for another time) when little did i know while i was visiting with my Mom and her friend Martha, that i would see the one and only man that makes my knees shake everytime he looks at me and smiles at me. His name is Matthew Wayne Crosson. He is the love of my life and everything that i have ever asked for in a Husband, and he asked me out on April 20th when i was released from the hospital, and asked me to marry him the next day! At first i thought he was joking and that things were moving way to fast but the more i got to know him and spend some time with him the more i realized that he was the one that God had sent to me for me to love and spend the rest of my life with. We were together from then on up until we got married on June 9th 2007 and every day since we have together has been so special to me ge

My Darkling
I miss you for the pain you brought me. You know, I always loved you in sadistic ways. Now you seldom pass through my thoughts, that I don't bite my lip and feel your touch. I'm lost in time that's slipped away. I'm not sure how to move forward though I always felt that you were the one holding me back. Grasping parts of me that were lost so long ago, you held me to your shattered heart. And those moments that were the most depraved, are the moments I dream of while I hurry about my day. I miss our sordid love affair: your anguish brought me comfort, my obsession brought you peace. In in the darkest hours of the night, I feel your arms embracing me, your heated breath against my neck, and I am discontent at these soft memories that haunt me. I long to feel your teeth tearing at my neck, your claws ripping at my flesh... our passions pushed to the brink of death. Mostly, I long to feel you rip apart my soul. You know, I still love you in sadistic ways.

F**k Racist Ignorant People!!!
Okay now I am HOT and PISSED! This ignorant fukka is rating my stashes and comes to a pic of Gwen Stefani and leaves a comment saying..."too bad she forgot she's white" so i send him a shout as shown below, well dayummm, yep everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Don't bring that bunch of shit to my page unless I ASK for it....I don't believe the MO FO even knows that my Fiance/Master/Love of my life is B L A C K and I am COLOR BLIND!!! Man, if any of you others feel the way the azz below has demonstrated, for real, keep it away from me or get off my friends list COMPLETELY because I will NOT TOLERATE IT! UNDERSTAND?? Thanks!!!!!!! ~~~~~Convo between dumb fukk and i...needless to say, i blocked his sorry WHITE LIL PENIS AZZ!!~~~~ ->Mentally I...: well u shouldn't have just dropped a comment like that because it's an ignorant /racist comment.....keep it off my page, in case u didn't know....my fiance is Black, and I am color blind and i do / will not tolerate i

Thanks To All My Wonderful Friends!!
I WANT TO SAY I HAVE THE BEST OF FRIENDS ANYONE COULD ASK FOR. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE HARD WORK YOU ALL PUT IN THE PAST 10 DAYS FOR ME. I COULD HAVE NEVER DONE THIS WITH OUT ALL OF YOU. I WISH I COULD GIVE EACH OF YOU A BIG HUG FROM ME. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. BIG HUGS TO ALL FROM ME LADY DI ...@ fubar

Prayer
A Soldier's Prayer Almighty Father, Whose Command is over all and Whose Love never faileth, let me be aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and in deed, and helping me so to soldier and to live so as to stand unashamed and unafraid before my fellow soldiers, my loved ones, and Thee. Protect those in whose love I live. Give me the will to do the work of a man and to accept my share of responsibilities with a strong heart and a cheerful mind. Make me considerate of those entrusted to my leadership and faithful to the duties my country has entrusted to me. Let my uniform remind me daily of the traditions of the Service of which I am a part. If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, bestow upon me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of Thy truth ~ and keep be

"come With Me"
He walks upon me slowly.."take my hand and come with me." I sit looking at him blankly. He persists even more.."come with me." I watch his dark hand reach for me again. He leans in slowly.."Natalie, I can make the pain go away." I whisper, "where are we going?" He looks at me with a smile that sends shiver through my spine. But yet I sat waiting for the answer. He leans in and whispers,"Natalie,why dont u trust me?" I stare at him. I choke out... "who r u?", "I trust no one, anymore." He continues, "Natalie, would i lie to u?" I blurt out, "I dont know would u." He smiles again. speaking calmly, "Come with me." I get up slowly...(feeling the darkness surrounding me) I whisper, "why do u want me?" He laughs loudly, "you've always been mine, stop denying ur true self." I boast, "i deny , nothing." He grabs me close to him, hugging me into his chest. I gasp for air, try to break free, but i am no match. He leans into my earand whispers, "As ur lyfeles

Lifes A Gift
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. > One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see > everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that > you can see the world, will you marry me?" > She was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind, too, and > refused to marry him. > Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a simple card to her > saying. "Just take care of my eyes my love." > Our human brain often changes when our status changes. > Only a few remember what life was like before, and who has always been > there, even in the most painful situations. > Life Is A Gift > Today before you think of saying an unkind word, > Think of someone who can't speak. > > Before you complain about the taste of your food, > Thin

75-your Clown
I can't find the words right now I won't try to explain how Lost I am in my head without a doubt Waiting for another lover's goodbye sound This silence gives a feeling that i'll drown You shelter me from the cold hard ground Only to slip the same old salty wounds inside out My hands with barbed wire are bound This stillborn heart is about to crown Its a burning flame held against severed nerves I shout Pulling teeth a crooked smile is what this setup is about Innocent as a viper between the sheets i found The venom sets in eyes close anticipating another round Skin is blackened and again i am your clown

Metal Baby 8-6-07 For Ancient1 B-day
Fubars, May I have your attention? We all would like to announce a very special guy's birthday is coming up!!! This guy is my best, closest friend. He is my FAVORITE FUBAR MAN!!! He is an awesome guy with a big heart. We all adore him and want to pimp him out for his birthday. PLEASE STOP BY SPANK HIM WITH BIRTHDAY RATES, COMMENTS, CRUSHES (he loves those)!! FAN HIM, RATE HIM, FRIEND HIM, LEAVE HIM A VOICE COMMENT, SEND A GIFT~ SHOW THE BIRTHDAY MAN WE LOVE HIM!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANCIENT1!!!!!!!! AUGUST 7, 2007 (Metal Baby's Best Friend) THE SEXY & HOT BIRTHDAY GUY Ancient1:~Ancient1~@ fubar Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o mSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m (Stop by and check out his sexy pimpettes!!) Sweet Thing (loves Ancient1) SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar (myself) Metal Baby (loves Ancient1

Pit Bulls
Bulletin Message DO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PITBULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ? ..............MAYBE THIS ? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH? ....MOST DEFINATELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFERAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT'S WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PITBULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST ISN'T RIGHT. PITBULLS SHOULD BE BOUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIROMENT & PL ACED WTH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pitbulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to wether or not the pitbull BECOMES one, due to wether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pitbulls, really, are as SWEET as can be ;below are pictures of pitbulls who were bred in a SAFE & peaceful, caring enviroment.THEY'RE AS GENTLE & LOVING AS EVER.........So wha

Supporting Your Troops......
Well How can the american people say that they support the troops??? 1st you have to support the commander-in-chief..... no one say's you have to like him. show the troops you support them and support the commander. (thats the president). remember u voted for him and if you did not then shut the fuck up and vote next time. Second you have to support the troops mission.... no matter where it is. hello ppl know what the mission is. we have soldiers serving in harms way all over the fuckin world. soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die fuckin daily to give you the right of freedom, the freedom of speech, the freedom to party ur ass off on a friday night.. do you know we have troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Egypt, Bosnia, Kosovo, Korea, the horn of Africa, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Cuba and fuckin places that even i dont even know.. and they cant even tell their families or have not even spoken to them in months....... yes troops die daily, but do u know that an average 1500

Quiz 1. Please Do This
who are you??? how do you no me?? are we close?? would u kiss me?? fuk me?? go out with me?? do you hate me?? what do you think of me?? am i fit/ugly/hotttt/fuckable/need shootin?? and whats ya good bye message????

Quiz 2 Please Do This(yes Or No ???? )
yes or no ???? am i? Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : Perfect? : Sexy? : Gorgous? : Your comments? :

Things A Guy Should Do For Their Girl....
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.

Cell Phone Text Msgs
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, Credit card, purse, etc....was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called Her Hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says "I've Just received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen hand phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account. Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc..... And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru texts, CONFI

Boob
well some of you know I've been having test run for breast cancer in my right breast...and I got the results this morning...positive. Not sure yet what i'm going to do...who will still love me with one breast? today horoscope for me...lol, so ironic I could just cry...but I won't, I'm better than this! ********************* You may be thinking about something too hard -- but that doesn't mean you should stop! It's a great time to deal with big issues and see about making changes that could really last for a good, long time.

Stop By Check Out His Selection !!
Hello again my friends .. Romance Specialist is in need of a couple of sales this week ...Looking for something special for that "friend" of yours . your lover, girlfriend or boyfriend .. Hell Why not Both ! lol.. If you are .. hope over to his Site Right here ---> http://www.bwylde.com/index.php and find a lil something for that someone special .. or just that someone you want to be special .. you can also find some other great stuff on his Fubar page .. stop by show him some luv .. Romance Specialist/Toy Master@ fubar

For Today...8/6/07
I just found out that my mother is having emergent double bypass surgery within the hour. So, please, for today....don't shout obscenities at me....don't ask to see me on cam...don't ask me to look at your NSFW pics...don't ask me to rate you...don't be abrassive with your compliments....I'm here so that the people that care about me can be given updates as to her progress. All I ask of all of you....for today...pray for her. She's got 6 grandsons that ADORE her and 3 kids who would give anything to take her place so that she woudln't have to go through this. Please, I beg, be respectful today so that I can feel like I can stay to keep people updated. Thank you.

My Crazy Life...................
I had the best weekend.....4 straight days at Caliente Resort, my heaven on earth!!! I met wonderful people, ate and drank like a queen and was propsed to by an older Eqyptian man. The proposal was declined but what a compliment to be loved so quickly and understood and accepted in my own enviroment as a nudist and lifestyler. I look forward to trips to Cairo...learning Egyptian bellydance, visiting the pyramids, riding camels in the desert.....but all the while keeping my independance......so now I'm back into the real world, realizing all the things that I must do to get my life back on track professionally and financially and knowing that I can do it on my own!!!

Lmao
I just got threaten by some loser claiming to be a cowboy, he said he is gonna have 2000 people block me. LMAO 2000 people that i dont give a fuck about so heres a Salute to the 2000 losers that will be blocking me today.

Help Make Him A God Father
We have helped a lot of people level up to God Father but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a God Father. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar

Are You The One?
Holy for the Love of Christ! and im not even a Christian and y'all got me saying that shit. Look people here is the deal. Yes I am single, yes in some of my pictures i have a Wedding ring on becuase i was married ONCE before. This is my schpiel on shit. Most of us are on this sight to meet new people. Others are on here to get away from reality. Some people get on here to meet the next great love in their life, till they find out that person is a cheating bastard, is married and all the other good stuff that comes with meeting people online. here is my break down, someone relatively close to may age maybe a little older maybe a little younger, has a good head on their shoulders, a good job, takes care of themselves and whatever they got going on in their life. If you are a 29 years old with 6 kids and still drink like you did when you were in highschool or go out every weekend and FUBARED dont bother. Or if you think its cool to be 36 and constantly smoking marijuana or doin

My Score
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fuck The Haters
Fuck the haters, bouncers, fascism, censorship, absolutists, oppressors, and communists...and all the other crap that fills our world with humans suffering. Mal contentment often seeks refuge in hate toward others that is fertile ground for the product sold by the persons mentioned above. I am getting too frustrated at this site for one reason only...I LOVE looking at the pictures, Love the people I have met and really enjoy some of the blogs from people that state what’s on their minds and in their hearts. Now,, this being said...I am too frustrated at the owners of this site for taking away one of my most important joys in my life. I suffer from panic attacks and a whole mess of personal shit that keeps me from going out into the public. I really like this site and my homies here. But, I got to go. Peace out

Apology In Advance
I am taking this time to apologize in advance to you all. If I happen to get snippy, short, or distant to any of you in the next few days, PLEASE do njot take it personally. I just got a call from my family, back home in Colorado, that my great grandmother died this morning. Those of you that have taken the time to get to know me, know that I come from a VERY close family. Since I am unable to attend the funeral and be with my family at this time, I am trying to accept this loss the best I can. So, once again, I apologize if I do anything to upset or offend any of you. I love you all and would NEVER dream of hurting any of you!!! Thank you for taking the time to read this. **Hugs**

The Level Does Not Make The Person
I just hope by people reading this and my bullentin I did a hr ago. That this is just a website.. what we make of all this is our choice. We can't always make everyone happy. It would be wonderful if we could. We can't though, but all we can do is be who we are and try. I may have 1000 photos.. but I don't expect any of you to sit there and rate all them. They are for everyones enjoyment as much as they are mine. I enjoy finding them and sharing with everyone. And all the ones that are not of me, you may take if you wish. Thats what they are there for. Hehe if you want one of me, please ask 1st usually I dont really care. Why though do I sit here.. blog after blog trying to defend myself. Because I'm a level 24. Some people take that crap too seriously. The level does not make the person. I love my friends, I love being on here. I'm going to enjoy it all, the most that I can while I can. I suggest you all do the same as well Ohhhhhh can someone make me a tag with this sa

Ome Freakin' Creepy!
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Keep going . . Don't stop .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you . Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand . Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In the Persons name?! . Of course not....... Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack Yourself in the head, get a life, And Quit playing Stupid e-mail games!

Redneck Humor
Two rednecks were seen walking down through town, when one whose name is Billy Ray says to the other, Joe Billy; "hey, Joe Billy what'cha got in that there sack? Oh, just some chickuns. Billy Ray then says if I guess how many you have in that there sack can I have one. Joe Billy then responds, "sure, if you can guess you can have both of them." Billy Ray, then ponders a bit then says HMMMM, I think I got it, 5? Hope this made at least some of you laugh. Even if it brought a small smile, it worked. There is nothing like laughter to make a day brighter.

Rateing Your Pic
do to i have so many loving freands iam trying to keep up with you all you guys have been great plz send me a comment to rate more of your pic's i want to show some FuBar lov if i have not fanned you i will do so too luv you guys

This Guy Thinks He's Cassanova
While minding my own business... surfing mumms... this guy apparently took a liking to me. Amuse yourself with the conversation that ensued. The conversation has been put in order for your reading convenience (read from top to bottom). Master: hi. saw you in the mumms. your cute. did you vote on my mumm yet? Me: hi no i don't think i have. which mumm is yours? Master: fubar.com... thats the mumm (he posted some mumm link that had photos of his & some other dudes dicks) Me: are you trying to get me to be mean to you or make me laugh? Master: no why? you don't like my mumm? Me: huh? Master: nevermind Me: yeah i clicked on it... it's a pic of your cock and some other dudes cock Master: so which one would you have voted for? Me: i'm uninterested Me: only cock i give a shit about is the one that sleeps in my bed next to me Master: fair enough Me: lol Me: just being honest Master: I'd marry you Me: yeah sure you would...lol Ma

Friday Night
Friday night was so cool… Chris, my “best boy” has been hanging out with me for like two yrs now. We’ve made out a few times only to regret it in the morning (neither of us claims to want to ruin our friendship). Anyway, for like the last 3 months Chris loved to invite Ryan, his best friend over, to watch the MMA fights and play videogames. I hated this, because I love MMA but I always ended up being the “go-for” girl…The other night while they were playing with each other I decided to surf the 'net...I found some good porn sites and was minding my own business, but I was getting very horny...On the rare few occasions that I get “worked up” when Ryan is here I usually end up going into the bathroom just to finger my soaking wet pussy! Anyways, Friday night, Ryan comes over and, miracle of miracles, the power went out due to a storm. Chris decided we should have some drinks and wait the storm out; so out came the vodka. Chris should know better than to let me drink vodka, because it

Dallas Football Schedule For 2007
2007 Preseason Schedule DATE OPPONENT (TV BROADCAST) TIME TICKETS Thu Aug 9 INDIANAPOLIS (FOX) 7:00 pm Tickets Sat Aug 18 DENVER (Blue Star Media) 7:00 pm Tickets Sat Aug 25 @ Houston (Blue Star Media) 7:00 pm Travel Thu Aug 30 @ Minnesota (Blue Star Media) 7:00 pm Travel 2007 Regular Season Schedule DATE OPPONENT (TV BROADCAST) TIME TICKETS Sun, Sep 9 NY GIANTS (NBC) Sponsored By PEPSI 7:15 pm Tickets Sun, Sep 16 @ Miami (FOX) 3:05 pm Travel Sun, Sep 23 @ Chicago (NBC) 7:15 pm Travel Sun, Sep 30 ST. LOUIS (FOX) Sponsored By FORD Noon Tickets Mon, Oct 8 @ Buffalo (ESPN) 7:30 pm Travel Sun, Oct 14 NEW ENGLAND (CBS) 3:15 pm Tickets Sun, Oct 21 MINNESOTA (FOX) Noon Tickets Sun, Oct 28 BYE WEEK Sun, Nov 4 @ Philadelphia (NBC) 7:15 pm Travel Sun, Nov 11 @ NY Giants (FOX) 3:15 pm Travel Sun, Nov 18 WASHINGTON (FOX) Sponsored By DR PEPPER Noon Tickets Thu, Nov 22 NY JETS (CBS) Sponsored By MILLER 3:15 pm Tickets Thu, Nov 29 GREEN BAY (NFL) 7:15

Wont Be Online
well to let yall know ahead of time i wont be online at all from wed through mon. i have had a death in the family and now need to go to berlin. wi. i will let yall know when i get back online. everyone will be missed its one of those things i gotta do. hope all yall have a good rest of the week and a great weekend. talk to yall next week.

Quote For August 6
Life is not an easy matter... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness. -- Leon Trotsky Bonus Quote: Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions. -- Oscar Wilde This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

If You Want To Join
"> OK EVERYONE....I HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD A CONTEST FOR BEST B&W PHOTO I WANT AT LEAST 12 PEOPLE TO JOIN WINNER WILL RECEIVE A THREE DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST 3RD WILL GET A BIG PIMPIN GIFT OF MY CHOICE....WINNER MUST HAVE AT LEAST 12,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. PLEASE LEAVE ME THE LINK TO THE PHOTO THAT YOU WANT TO SUBMIT TO MY INBOX OR SHOUT ME AND TELL ME WHICH ONE TO RIP. CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE 12 CONTESTANTS AND RUN FOR 5 DAYS MANY SMILES AND THANKS APRIL ♥♥

O-mance
O-Mance O-Mance- the act of having an online romance. I’ll be honest, I meet a ton of men online. They all wanna chat me up, try to get into my cyber panties and lick my virtual nipples. Every once in a blue moon though, some one will come along though that strikes my fancy and not in just a I wanna cyber fuck you kind of way or phone fuck you or text fuck you. These are the genuine guys that are far more than a sexy Abercrombie body and a Hollister smile. These are men that wanna know who I am not just what size my tits are or if I shave or have landing strip. It’s because of their genuine interest and the relationships that have developed that’s caused me to pause and consider the notion of an O-Mance. Can one really have a romance that is fostered and revolves around the internet? I can definitely admit that I’ve had crushes on such individuals. I will also admit that they have become an integral part of my life and my day isn’t complete without texting "hi

More Than Just
More Than Just I am more than just tits, More than pussy and clit. I am more than just blonde, More than someone for you to cum on. I am more than just lips, More than just hips. More than some place for you to dock your ship. I’m a normal girl, smart, funny and kind. Which probably doesn’t change that fact that you wanna fuck me blind. Just once I’d like some one to see That there is so much more to me.

Shower Me
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br

Omg Make It Stop
Where is the limit on the bouncer codes? I cant rate pictures now without putting in a code. This is seriously stupid.I'm not leaving a comment i'm just rating pictures to help someone level. Is there ever a limit on the change? I understand if im bombing a picture with comments having to put in codes to stop the cheaters. But to now do it just to rate them is absurd. Come on and give us some kind of break some of us are trying to help others and do it legit. I guess if this keeps up who wants to try and attempt a level up on a high amount with putting a code in every other picture. One more thing I don't understand the Bouncer code for is to buy a gift.How many are going to spam there Fubucks.We spend money on this site work with us not against us.

A Moment
a moment when i am layin in low light i let my self cry b/c u understnd but tell me has rthe damage been done as my mind it self toremnets me to tell me not to lose my self i lay here crying but just one tear ur only aloud one u better make it good and u rememeber that u to feel u didnt become numb that day and what was the msg u can take everthing away form me but u cant take away my truth my me what makes me Sheila u can hurt me stip me rape me beat me but i am still my self even when i lay shattered even when i am broke every step that i take theres someone trying to change me every move that i make theres someone waiting to change me I am only this way because of what you have made me *it fills the room the music* ~ i read u know i think ur really pretty when u have ur clothes on

~*~ Aussie Slang ~*~
a bit more choke and you would have started misc:- a statement said to somebody who has just passed wind in public rather loudly. a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock adjective:- someone who is mentally 'not quite there, also picnic short of a sandwich , lights are on but nobody is home, etc. A over T verb:- to fall over, from "arse over tits". abso-bloody-lutely misc:- absolutely and beyond any doubt. putting on an act verb:- pretending to be sick or distressed to gain sympathy. Sometimes said as bunging on an act. Adam's ale noun:- Water agro adjective:- (also aggro), the state of being angry and aggressive over a situation. Also the name of a well known puppet on a children's program. airy fairy noun:- vague Akubra noun:- Proprietary name for an Australian wide brimmed felt hat. alligator pear noun:- avocado, so named for the alligator like skin of the fruit. amber fluid noun:- beer ankle biter noun:- small child, also called a

Dust In The Wind
Dust in Wind Lyrics from Kansas Related Links: Buy CD from Kansas Buy Poster from Kansas I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind [Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy. Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.

Panties
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far. A motif that told him "If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss." "Certainly Modom," the saleslady said. "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."

My Life
I promised to tell you about my life. Well, here goes. When I was 5 months old and my older half-brother was two, my dad beat him badly. HE became furious when my brother pooped in the tub and began playing with it. The Louisiana department of wel-fare was called. My brother was black and blue and had cigsrette burns on his back. We were then given to my grand-parents to raise. My grandmother and my Aunt have told me that when they got me I looked like one of those Ethiopian children. They said my stomach was swollen from malnurishment. My Aunt said that I drank 6 four once bottles and then slept for a whole day. It was not until I was four or five that my parents were able to see me again every other weekend. I was always scared of them. Especially my dad. To me, my grandparents were my parents.I hated going there. Things were great. Until I was 8. My grandparents had gotten into an argument about us. Someone called the wel-fare again. I remember being called to the office at school a

True Love
Ok... bare with me today as I feel like laying my thoughts out. What is unconditional love? So many of us think we know what it is. So many of us claim to be seeking it. Do we really understand it? I think I have a good grasp on it. I may not be the world's leading expert. Heh..I suppose if I were I wouldn't be single right? In my opinion, unconditional love or.. . "true love" is not defined by any material possessions. True love doe snot have stipulations or requirements. There's no application to be filled out. True love is an uncontrollable longing all day to see or talk to the person you care for. It's feeling sad in the event that you do not get that opportunity. It's when you find yourself staring at the person you care for with out any given cause. True love does not require change or sacrifice. It is all encompassing. It's patient. It's accepting of every flaw, every insecurity, and yes...every issue. For true love does not discriminate against issues. So often I tal

Update To Sick And Tired
Im feeling so much more upbeat this morning! I just got off the phone with Curves and it turns out my timing could not have been better- enrollment is half off and rest of summer for free which translates to $74 to sign up and no payment for 2 months!thereafter 12 months at $34 which is VERY doable! Once I get back into a routine of regular exercise I will tackle my food habits! ONE hurdle at a time! LOL I have actually started drinking lots more water since the last blog and have already noticed some improvement of feeling better and eating a lot less! I want to thank everyone who has offered such kind words of support and for all the gifts! I am truly blessed with wonderful friends on here and I am grateful for each and every one! Im off to bed as I have to be at work at 7 PM AGAIN tonight!BLAH! also if you havent already can you please take a second to rate my blog pretty please?Im only like 40 rates from making the top 100! Hvae a marvelous day! *smooches* ~Temptress~

08/07/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Upon a ravaged breast I reach, I paint her flesh with a furious purpose. She bends to me, as my hand becomes the brush against her skin. I show her colors of a new world and she is pleased. A palette of rapture and delight fills her eyes to see a picture unfinished. Misery knows not this canvas, now, purity of desire forms her world. She steadies my hand as it flows unto her and beckons me finish, leave not this painting incomplete. And with a madness, passion becomes my work against her. A vision to behold and recall, forever." © 2001-2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productrions

Yesterday
Yesterday being the one year aniversary of my accident, I spent the day along with mourning the loss of a friend, reflected on what this accident has taught me over the past year. I miss dancing It only takes one second of bravado to damage you a life time I miss running I look damn good with a cane I cant remember when I didnt feel physical pain, all the time I miss so many things I could do with my right hand I wish I would have broken my damn fool neck instead I want to punch something so bad I want to scream I want to run like the wind and leave myself far behind

Reality A Moment In Truth..
reality,is in the eye of man, starts as a dream and forced to become truth. It begins as a thought plucked from the mind, and placed in the heart, reaping not just dreams but also some diatant future, letting go of inhibitions and reaching for the stars so reach for those stars may they be within your grasp. that they might be the one you are searching for, that they may be your hope, your cause, your life. Reach hands outstretched, that you might find the one, the person that is more than t another, your heart your soul and the other half of you. that you might find your dreams are more than you imagined. in the mean time until that day when we leave unto a better place, where we will be together in the stars, dream, imagine and hope.

See I Told Ya!!!
I been tryin ta tell the UFO Hotline this fer YEERS!!! Company Now Selling Real Flying Saucers Lamont Wood Special to LiveScience LiveScience.com Fri Aug 3, 4:35 PM ET Right now, only $90,000 stands between you and ownership of your own flying saucer. Except it won't take you to Venus—it looks like flying saucer but it's really a car-sized hovercraft intended to fly no higher than 10 feet. Called the M200G from Moller International of Davis, CA, the craft is supported by the downdraft of eight small but powerful rotary engines. Moller spokesman Bruce Calkins explained that the craft can carry a payload of 250 pounds and is stabilized by a computer system. The driver uses a joystick for steering and sets the desired altitude (detected with proximity radar) with a lever. The 10-foot maximum altitude is constrained by the system's computer—it could fly much higher but doing so would require a pilot's license, Calkins explained. Usefulness? "

Why Do I Continue?
I just need to vent for a minute...... I have been with my "Hubby" for 3yrs now we seperated and got back together after 4 months of being apart........ I have tried my best to keep my chin up and take all the bad with what was once good. And some times I just keep asking myself why do I keep trying. I has been rough since we got back together, I mean with all the new emotions and anger and hurt and all. I mean I know we love each other but yet and still Sometimes I feel like its one sided. And he tells me the same thing. Sometimes he is such a jerk and hurts my feelings so bad and he acts like he dont care. And I just dont know how to take it any more. Its been six of the longest months I have ever had since we got back together. And it seems like all I do is cry and then I get angry at myself for doing that. Yet I know I love him because I have been married before and when I left there was never any looking back. And when I left all I have wanted was to be back. Mind you we liv

This The Kinda Sheeut That Happins When Yoo Git Abducted!!
Pencil removed from woman's head after 55 years Mon Aug 6, 9:08 AM ET A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported Monday. Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four. "The pencil went right through my skin -- and disappeared into my head," Wegner told the newspaper. It narrowly missed vital parts of her brain. At the time no one dared operate, but now technology has improved sufficiently for doctors to be able to remove it. Most of the pencil, some three inches long, was taken out in an operation at a private Berlin clinic, but the tip had grown in so firmly that it was impossible to remove.

Hilarious Bar Joke :d
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a 3." "A 'THREE?!' How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women." Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar,

Cardiologist
After the last few days I have made up my mind. When I move back home I am going to give my cardiologist the ok to do the surgery. He is wanting me to have AICD’s(Automatic Implantable Cardioverter- Defibrillators) . I am hoping it will help from keeping me from going to the hospital or having another heart attack . He has been pushing me on it since around Feb. I actually haven't even seen him in a few months due to the fact I told him to F off when he told me about it. I got scared. Now I know I need too. My family lives 30mints away from me when I move back home so I will have some help from them.

How We Met
there were three of us and we grew up in different parts of south carolina , 2 of them were brothers and me , they grew up in sumter , sc and i grew up in charleston,sc., but we met every summer at myrtle beach and gave each other shells from the beach . their mother has excepted me into the family so i had a mom that loved me , their sis bev. was a stinker growing up never wanted to do any thing with us . so the oldest brother and i dated , and the middle child wanted to be with me, and he could not be with me b/c he was to young but he hung out with his brother and i .now the young brother and i met up again after years have gone by and now he is still part of my family . he is still my little brother and now that mom has been gone , mom wanted me to take the role of being mom to him and looking out for him so he dont get hurt the 3 musketeers are (me)tauras556814810, dragonmaster(garrett), and his(brother)patrick now there is one more person that we added and that is tim de

8-7-2007
HEY EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING OK TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME LEVEL UP THE OTHER DAY. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! I CANT WRITE AN INDIVUDUAL MESSAGE TO EACH OF YOU SO I FIGURED I WOULD JUST SAY HI. ILL BE ON ALL DAY TODAY SO FEEL FREE TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING JUST AWEFUL. HEADACHE, SNEEZING, SORETHROAT, AND A TEMPERATURE SO PLEASE SEND SOME LOVE MY WAY TODAY TO HELP ME FEEL BETTER. ANYWAYS I HOPE YALL ENJOY YOUR DAY HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON, NEABEAR

Trying To Rate...
OK... now I know that things are a tad screwy on the site and technology seems to be having a hissy fit. I have been trying in vain to catch up and rate my friends stashes and have only been capable of rating one. Every other stash item I have tried to rate comes up with "Sorry, You Have Already Rated This Stash Item" even though I have not. I will try to get to your stash items when the glitches are worked out. I am also playing "catch-up" again with rating photos and commenting however I can only rate 1 photo every minute. If I want to leave a comment, every freaking comment has this new "Bouncer ID Check" and it's getting frustrating so please bear with me while fubar gets back into some semblance of a functioning order. I have revamped a lot of my photos and just wanted to share some beautiful nature pics with those interested. Thanks to all who have stopped by to check them out (you know who you are and I thank you and shall reciprocate ASAP if I have not already do

Can't Always Get What You Want.
Isn't that the truth. I hate it when you have expectations for things.. not even high expectations, just realistic ones.. and even those can't be met. I wish I wouldn't have drank all the beer last night.. I could really use one or 12 right now. Ugh x 15674561564. That is all. /fin

Recruiting
OSIYO! Does this sound like you? Join us: The Kingdom of Wolves- We're a bombing family with much love and respect for our pack. We are in need of dependable people to join the family for bombing purposes and friendship. We DO NOT tolerate prejudice of any kind as many of the pack are native americans. We'd love more persons with native blood or at least a native heart to join us. If you're interested in becoming one of our honorable pack members, please contact me! Wado! LOVE&LIGHT!

I Promise...
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Youre the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will respond. Let's see who has a real heart! :)

About Done With Fubar!!!
Fubar is getting rediculious!!! First you have the Flags go up about you an you get a freakin warning for something that they say is NSFW, WHEN IT'S ALREADY IN AN NSFW FOLDER, AND MARKED!!!! Then you have this Bouncer ID Check crap, I get it when I am commenting an now even when I am rating an I don't do either too fast.... Then I post Mumms... I decided to do what us Mummers have been doing a while an post some Boobies in a mumm, IT WAS MARKED NSFW mind you... an I also left a comment to a friend on his mumm, with pics of Boobies too.. SOMETHING I HAVE SEEN DONE A MILLION TIMES, hell, I have done it quite a few, an I get a Shout from Scrapper!!!! He is going to tell me that it isn't allowed!!! WTH??? I thought this was an ADULT SITE??? Of course when I ask that, I get no responce... If Fubar is going to be just like MySpace, then I will not stick around!!! My Yahoo ID is chasteen0679, if any of you want to keep in contact, you might want to add it if you

Goodbye To All! Its Been A Slice!
To all my peeps! I have decided to delete my account. I'll be doing it in a week or so! I've enjoyed my coorespondance w/u all. But right now my life is a living mess & I just don't have the time or motivation to do this anymore. Perhaps in the future when my path on this hard lifes journey is righted I shall return. I feel I have no contributions worthy of anyone right now. So till I do I will concentrate all my efforts to total self improvement Until I am deemed worthy in my own eyes to once again join the human race! Now I'm going to be a working,saving,working out,spending time w/my kids fool! For all those who actually acknowledged my exisistance & generally enjoyed their association w/me U can reach me at my email address. jackhammerebm@yahoo.com. U can Im me if u like at jackhammerebm! Thats my id. To all of u out there I wish u my heart felt best! To the ones who have been active participants in our friendship I do hope it will continue via emails & im's. To those who did not I

Aching Vagina
ACHING VAGINA By: MHG a.k.a Proud Mary He gazed at her closely … from the swell of her breasts to the sway of her hips, the gentle curve of her waist to her honey-colored skin and soft flowing hair.... he then felt it, the stirring deep in his loins. he whispered her name... slowly she turns, her empty eyes devoid of expression, she sees longing...sensed a heating passion.. she takes in every detail of him, The MAN....this creature they call MAN! two heads but only one brain, yet often he follows the head that doesnt think.... She weeps, he laughs, she worries, he loosens up... she panics and he's as calm as the lake at dawn... She smiles then he melts... two worlds....two worlds in one planet theres desire in his eyes but exhaustion in her soul.. Practical thoughts versus emotional dillemas two worlds...two UNLIKE worlds in one planet MAN against WOMAN, FEMININITY as opposed to MASCULINITY... ANDROGEN versus ESTROGEN LAD

Nervous
Tomorrow is a big day for me. I am extremely nervous. I have my one year check up tomorrow & it is kind of a big deal. In fact I am not just nervous I am scared shitless. Afraid to hear those words again..."you have cancer". So much has happened in the last year since, my world has literally fallen apart before my eyes. And this time my friends & family aren't here with me. I am truly alone & freaking.

Aj's Heart Cath
Aurora's last heart surgery is scheduled for August 30th. She's going in for what is called a Fontan, which will be the final surgery until she needs a transplant at hopefully 30 years old. if you ahve questions, well wishes, anything feel free to message me on yahoo LLSIRSHADOW or send me a mail here.

Just For The Record
I just wanna say I see the bulletins for the God Fathers..However Im not going to pimp out just yet. Our leveling team works better if we come in at the end.If we are rating you all now then how when you need 200,000 are we going to do it. I'm not ignoring anyone by all means. We had our 40th God Father today. Out of the last 15 how many can say we havent help them at all. Time will come for a pimpout i promise you.I know everyone wants to God Father.When I was that close i wanted it too .I watch score totals every day so dont think im being mean .I just have a plan and the plan has worked this far. If im wrong im sorry im not perfect.

Porr Guy And Its From A Mass Colage..crap I Live In Mass.
The Penis Study In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After Harvard published the study, Yale decided to do its own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Louisiana State University, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted its own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead! most is true

The Robinsons
A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh thatï¿½s the Robinsonï¿½s, they're both deaf. She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!"

Random Known & Unknown Facts About Me...
1. I wear my heart on my sleeve and when sum1 has it they have my whole world that am trying to trust them not to shatter... but has happened to me least twice in my life now sooo guess am use to it by now. 2. I may have a tough exterior at times but underneath is the softest of all hearts & bellies... I can be real fragile to say the least and you may not even be expecting that from me. 3 When I am at my quietest my mind is racing with thoughts... sometimes this is not good for you. 4. I live on my own in a home not far from my parents for now that I closed on back in October. I am sooo happy to be an adult and have a mortgage finally!! 5. Greece would be a place that'd I take a trip to right now. Get away for a month and off this continent away from stupid heartache. Go sailing & let hot greek guys hit on me. Smash a few plates on the floor while saying "Opah!!" & getting smashed myself off of some great Ouzo ;) 6. My younger sister passed away when she was 13. She h

Empty Sacrifice
Arrogance or 'diva-tude' may be a disguise for embracing empty sacrifices or distorted standards. Leading this imitation of life could cause premature losses or affect intimacy or romantic prospects. Relying on others for your self-worth or holding onto an illusion of what was or might have been could keep you from facing the fear that drains your spark or makes you seemingly unapproachable. Until you are true to yourself you may not find peace, and time is fleeting.

"pane"
“Pane” by Michael McPhee Seemingly endless years have led me to this place; this place of tears. The years of wandering without an idea of what I was looking for, bleed together and create a hazy mist— an amalgam of wishes and dreams cast aside and forgotten, or torn away by cruel fate and misadventures. And it is now, that I happen upon a stunning find, purely by chance. Roving the cold desolation alone, a beacon of light catches my eye and I am compelled to investigate; a seemingly impenetrable castle of glass, rises up out of the mist. The beauty as such, I have never seen the likes before. Deep at the heart can see a fire burning within, its light enhances the outer beauty, and I am left awestruck. I’m on the outside looking in. I want to be inside where it is warm and cosseted from the rain. I have searched for an entrance and yet, there seems not to be a way in... I am drawn to a clear crystal pane that gives me a clouded view of the heart and I know that I c

Men Finishing First!!
at work today me and my friend noticed something strange! Us women got to work first , the men came in late. Well 5:00 rolls around and the men left immediately. We were still there sweatin our asses off for 2 more hours ..lol , anyway we realized it was just like sex: women may cum first but the men quit before we are done....lmao

Acquiescent Lambs
I know many people are pissed off, and want things changed. However they fear the almighty moderators, and their infinite power of "deletion". I've seen many people upset, but say they don't want to say anything because they don't want to lose their profile. You can backup everything you have, and have a new profile up and running in 5 minutes, where is the problem? Do points really mean that much to you that you will degrade yourself and stifle your creativity in the fear of loss? You have become sheep, being led by the bark of the dogs of your Master, against your will moving toward his vision. Understand this: silence is acceptance. Always and forever, if you say nothing, you will get nothing. Stand up, speak your mind. Is that not why you have a page, to put forth your viewpoints and let the online community see who you are, to learn what you believe in? Why hide your angst? Why be fearful? In the end, it doesn't matter what they do, they cannot hurt you physically or fiscally. How

Show In 2 Weeks..
ok so my next drag show is in 2 weeks... (probably going to more with southern decadence coming up) and im trying to get my music together since i have to hand it in a week before the show.. song pick #1 She Wants Revenge "Tear You Apart" and #2... thinking of going Sugarcult "Pretty Girl (the way)" I really want to do She Wants Revenge.. but not sure about Sugarcult... everyone wants me to do "Crazy Bitch" Buckcherry..... im not sure tho... any ideas?

Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can s

Lil Johnny And April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac

Sleep!
So my first day of my new job is tomorrow! Its midnight right now and I gotta be there at 8am! I am like so not sleepy... I am so not a day person! I am so glad that benefits start from day one at this job! One of the first things I'm going to do is goto the doctor and load up on pills! Mmmmmm pills :D This includes Ambien so that I can sleep whenver I need to! I hope I don't oversleep cause I think on the first day of work that would be insta-fire! Now I wonder if I should stay up all night or just try to get a few hours of sleep and make sure I dont sleep through my alarm!

If You Ever Fawkin......
TRY TO LEAVE CT (OPPPS FUBAR) DON'T LET BOO BOO KNOW ROFL... BECAUSE NO ONE COULD EVER LEAVE AFTER BOO BOO GETS DONE...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY... SPEECHLESS!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH I NEEDED THAT... **MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND ALL YOUR AWESOME FRIENDS..... AND MINE TOO =P I LOVE YA ALL SHELL YEP I'M STAYING, SO MANY REAL PEOPLE..HIT MY PAGE MY ALERT BOX RESET... SO IF I MISS YOU KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING... YOU ALL MADE MY DAY THANKS AGAIN!! BOO BOO IS PRICELESS ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar

Flagging...
Alright, enough with the crying about flagging pics. Who cares? I don't. If your pic gets flagged so what? The bouncers are going to review it and determine if it deserves to be NSFW or not. If it is and you didn't mark it then that's your mistake. If the person flagging your pic is doing it excessively and to pic that are not NSFW then they will dealt with by the bouncers accordingly. If you don't believe the system is working then take it up with support. Stop posting bulletins about how butt hurt you are that someone flagged your pic that in your mind was not NSFW. And no this site is not going to tell you who flagged your pic. Why so you can cry in another bulletin, posting a link to their page, about how F@#ked they are for flagging your pic? Sure lets flood the servers some more with bulletins from people whining. Its the internet....ok.

If I Die?
If I Die? Body: if i died tonight, and you would never get a chance to see me again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 02. What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 03. If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04. If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 11. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 12. If I died, what would you remember me by? 13. If I died tonight, I would want to know your true feelings about me. What are your complete feelings about me, up to this day?

Re Post: Go Out With Me
post this saying "GO OUT WITH ME" whether you are single or not. whoever wants 2 or would go out with u will message u saying "i would go out with you" repost this in 90 sec u will b surprised who replies 2 u. ps.must do even if ur taken!!

Fuck Buddy
MY FUCK BUDDY? THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" or "I'd ride dat shit" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised

Lacking Substance
Feeling a bit blue today. I think it's because I want more out life. Maybe I haven't discovered what my self worth is, or what my purpose in life is. I know a lot of people haven't , but I don't want to be one of those people who grows old and bitter at everyone else because they lack what the other person has. Maybe I'm just down and that's the only thing that sticks in my head. What I do know is that I eventually want something for myself. I need some kind of substance. Which is probably why I keep going to school. I put something in it, and it gives something back to me. It's the feeling of accomplishment, discovery, and interaction with people who are on the same boat as me. I know to some students and professionals this may sound trivial but it means everything to me. I work hard at what I do and I enjoy it. Without that feeling I'm not myself. My problem is I lack motivation, I need to be pushed. It's always been my problem. Not just school but life in general. When I am pu

Good Morning
good morning my awsome friends,as you can see my nsfw are gone,they will not be coming back if you want you can send you them in a email i hope you all have a wonderfull day and dont forget to smile

Life And Death Of Tim Peter Hovland
My brother was 20, didn't have any physical health problems. He died in his sleep. It was all kind of amazing how the surrounding events happened. I live in Grand Junction, my family lives in Denver. My boyfriend (Dan) had a couple days off so he decided to go to Denver so we could see my parents. Dan and I have a child together. My mom had told me about the baptism class that was Sunday. (6/3/07)Dan and I talked about it and decided Annalyse and I would stay and go back home Monday on the bus. Dan had to go back to work Friday night. This was going to be the first whole weekend Dan was going to be away from Annalyse. The longest time he had been away from her was 15 hours, when he goes to work. Well Saturday Dan felt that being away from the baby that long was killing him. So he drove back to Denver from work. He gets off work at 6am, and from where his work location is its little more than 3 hours to Denver. He decided that he would get there sleep till my class was over and then dri

Oral Sex Tips
The art of Oral Sex Category: Romance and Relationships Sucking a man's penis is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The penis doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the woman feels like a failure. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this guide, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his penis. If he's hot for you, it will

So What Do You Do For Fun?
So last night I had a couple of Mike's Lemonades and went outside to do battle with the Hornets that are trying to nest in the wall of my house. Don't worry, I didn't get stung, but I did seriously piss them off!

Mama...rest In Peace
When someone's mother passes I can't help but shed a tear. Now that my very own mom has returned to our Creator not a moment that passes by that I don't feel like tearing my heart out of my chest just so that it would stop hurting. As I go back to my house where my siblings and I grew up I remembered a lot of memories I shared with her. The necklace that she would wear when she picked me up from school. How she would always ask me whether I had eaten or not. The person that I would run to everytime something was wrong. I remembered when there were these girls who teased me at school for being fat, she made me toughen up and double my game. I never studied so hard...and she would always tell me how important it was to care for the way I looked and how important being healthy was. And the first person I would tell when something great happened. She was the most excited one everytime I told her I got a good grade. She was understanding too even when I didn't. I wondered

Two Moons
Two moons on 27 August 27th August the whole world is waiting for .. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65m miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as no one alive today will ever see it again.

Honorable Society Of Wolves
We are affiliated with this family of great people. Many of their members are also L.U.V. Club members. Feel free to show them some love and join their family! Theresa - Honorable Alpha Female BGD's Yummy~Alpha Female ~ Honorable Society of Wolves~Joker's Mistress :)~L.U.V. Club Mem~@ CherryTAP Wolferz - Elder Druid Wolf, An Honorable Wolf Wolferz ~Elder Druid Wolf --- Acting C.E.O. --- L.R.L. -- Society of Wolves~@ CherryTAP Dana - darkangel696930@ CherryTAP Ang – ~*ANG*~ ~Honorable Society of Wolves~@ CherryTAP Teresa – drusdragon ~.L.R.L.~Society of Wolves@ CherryTAP Raven - Raven Lonewolf~CT Fiancee of Juggalette4Life~Honorable Society of Wolves~@ CherryTAP Kim – MysteryofDragons ~LRL~Society of Wolves@ CherryTAP Pete - Pokerpete13~OFFICIAL L.U.V CLUB CO-FOUNDER~ HONORABLE SOCIETY OF WOLVES~@ CherryTAP Terry -

One Marine
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out again. "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out, "One Marine is better than a thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Slowly, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a tr

Cascade Failure!!!
Urghhh driving smivin... I didn't blog last weeks Driving Lesson because it was an utter nightmare! Driving Instructors bonus was I got him back here ALIVE!!!! I couldn't even remember how to switch the damn engine on - my mind was a total blank! I went into Cascade failure... just one mistake after the other. To the point I just wanted to walk home LOL Thankfully; today, the old grey cells were firing on all cylinders and had a lovely lesson. Well lets say it was bliss compared to last week! Driving instructor is great - he hasn't pushed me today, it's took it easy on me and rebuilt my confidence. Although his version of taking it easy is driving around the Town centre - all those big roudabouts. LOL Least I'm sort of back on track! After a slightly tense start - took me a good 10 minutes to relax... I'd been chomping my nails for an hour before he arrived. My clutch foot had a few spasms! but at least I did my reversing spot on - last week ROFL well if you'

My Sad Eyes
My sad eyes My sad eyes blurred by tears heart broken by the world they now see My sad eyes now look down afraid to look upon all thats black My sad eyes full of aqua blue the whitest of white so wonderess yet so pained My sad eyes the all seeing the all feeling the all knowing My sad eyes one tear holds a hundred diffrent reasons for there saddness My sad eyes please someone wipe away the hurt vincent armone

How To Make A Graphic
A lot of people think either I just snootch my graphics or I have no clue well here is a quick lil lesson on how a simple one is made. A lot of these tubes I tube myself or get thru PSP tube searches I really enjoy making Graphics The harder the challenge the more fun it is. The graphic was fun to make, and by personalizing them it adds a nice touch. So next time you see a graphic I hope you think about all the steps that go into making them. To al the people who enjoy my graphics A great big thank you and for those who are only out there to criticize my graphics I am sorry that my work is not up to your standards. The greatest thing out there is seeing my graphics being enjoyed. There are so many of my graphics being used as peoples main profile pic's I LOVE IT. Here is kind of a breakdown of how I make a graphic.....

Me
I DO ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO, FOR OTHERS. I DONT EXPECT THINGS IN RETURN BUT NOW PEOPLE ARE TAKING ME FOR GRANTED WITH THEIR DEMANDS AND WANTS FROM ME. I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO BE FREE WITH MYSELF. I DONT ASK FOR ANYTHING FROM ANYONE AND I DONT THINK OTHERS SHOULD KEEP ASKING FROM ME, BUT RESPECT AND I DONT WANNA F**K EVERYONE! I AM HERE FOR FUN AND SIMPLY SAID THATS ALL! LOVE TO ALL!

True Of My Desire Anyway
I have a tendency to want to Daddy those around me. You scored as Guardian, Angel of the universe, protector of the weak, defender of all that is good and real, you shield the inhabitants of your world from the perils of damaged dreams, broken hearts and bad advice.Torch Bearer92% Guardian92% Sage92% Philosopher92% Artisan92% Maverick75% Designer67% Impressionist67% Guru67% Star Child58% Path Finder

Some People Are Rude I Think!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SITE WHERE U CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT. WELL I WAS PROVEN WRONG ON THE FACT THAT THERES SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE , THAT DONT LIKE WHAT OTHERS DO!!! SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE ME UPLOADING PICS AND STUFF, YOU CAN DELETE ME TY ;) HAVE A NICE DAY AS I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT ME DOING STUFF!!! love69ish: ty (him) ->love69ish: oooooook then (me) love69ish: cuz thats all I see in my box,,,,,,you.(him) ->love69ish: why?(me) love69ish: stop uploading pictures please! (him)

Where Is The Fubar Love
Ok so I got a wild hair up my ass and decided to do a MUMM...Check it out if you get the chance..but what amazed me was the NO responces.. Fubar the home of Sending Love , Having friends, Networking, Etc.... The no's out number the yea's Whats that all about so does this drive the point that fubar is just a place for self centered people to get as many votes for themselves so they can become FUBAR GOD FATHERS... What good is the rating if you would absolutley not act on it... For me let me tell you all this right now.. If you ever traveled to my home town or even close I would be happy to tell you any of the hot spots I know...And if I was availible I would even be more than happy to by you a drink..THe cutier you are obviously the more I buy...LOL j/k... I joined CherryTap..now fubar..because A Friend whom I think is the Bee's Knees told me about it and said it was fun...I want to thank her for the invite in my own little way.... BUT COME ON PEOPLE FU

About Me
I figure this is the easiest way to explain who I am.I have in the last few days added alot of new friends.Just a lil about me ive been here almost a year in Sept. In the year I picked up an addiction and that is to level people. During that time we have helped thousands level up thats just we like to do. So you will either love me or hate me. We help as many as we can. So you know I don't use my alert box to rate. I rate when you are close to leveling. I'll be the first to admit i fill the Bulletin board up with them.So if that bothers you please feel free to remove me now but I like to help people and in order to do it you gotta let others know that someone needs help. Recently I had someone tell me if I didnt help them with level up they would remove me as a fan.Well Im not here for points and Im not here for fans. I give you respect please give it back to me. I had to be told by alot of people that there are 1,000,000 Fubars I cant please everyone. I dont get to help on ev

We Makes Everything Harder Than It Should Be
When did having a relationship become so complicated? It should be simple enough, you love, you care, you feel and you get that in return. We are so caught up in ourselves we fail to notice what is standing right in front of us, maybe we are too scared to accept it? If you have ever loved you understand what I mean when you start to have those feelings again for another and it pushes you away because you don’t want to experience the hurt and the heartache again. Isn’t life all about taking chances? If we never took a chance then we would all be living in this world thinking “what if” or “if only”. I think getting hurt; getting scars, taking chances is what life is all about. Don’t you think Bill Gates was scared to share his idea with the world and what if he had not? Yes someone else would have eventually invented a company but it would not have been called Microsoft and he would be living in this perpetual state of regret, what a sad way to live. I think we are all hoping for that

My B-day Pimpout From Wolfspirit
Ok I've never done this before so if this linking thing doesn't work bare with me. But anyway THIS REAL friend is probably one of the sweetest most unbelievably nicest people on fubar she has helped me so much in my contest that I've just gotta return the love! Her and I were talking and she said she would like to make her next level by her B-day (she joked about the whole thing and about how she knew that wasn't going to happen) well id like to turn that little joke into a reality by Aug 13th! Rate her fan her rate her pics give her some mad fubar love For her Birthday! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Happy Birthday Shell!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Wolfspirit' on '2007-08-08 14

Man Knackered After 'professional' Surgery
ST. PAUL, Minn. - When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "professionals." His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an i

I Adore Him
I wanted to share with you all something that the LOVE of my life wrote for me after we had a pretty heated arguement. He's an amazing man with a true talent for words. Please read and then read my response (lol..SURPRISE, Daddy!) to him........ Just wanted to say that if you love someone......hold them tight and don't ever let them go......and in the event that you get into a heated argument with that person.....REMEMBER all the good times that you've had together.....REMEMBER how truly alive that person makes you feel for the amount of time they are in your life.....REMEMBER every line of her face as she smiled a smile that brought light,life and love into your world.....REMEMBER the smell of her perfume.....and remember how that smell meant everything to you...so much so that you did'nt wash your clothes for fear of washing away a scent that lifted your heart and spirits......REMEMBER her heart and just how truly big it is.....and REMEMBER that she has made sacrifices along the

My Poor Pan
Yes this is what has happened to my pan. My hubbie decided to make himself an omelet tonight. Well in doing soo, after he cooked.. he never shut the stove off.. sooo you can imagine what happened then. I still have smoke in this fracken apartment! UGH! And he is a wonderful cook. We both like to cook and bake. It was just a blonde moment for him! My poor pan.. you wouldn't of known.. it was silver color.... RIP dear pan

Life Is So Short
AS A LIL KID LIFE WAS SO EASY AND SO GIVING AND UNTHOUGHT OF HOW IT IS TODAY AS WE ALL GET OLDER WITH THE CHANGES THAT FOR SOME PEOPLE THE CHANGES ARE GOOD BUT FOR MOST THEY ARE BAD AND EVERYTHING THAT YA NEVER DREAMED OF HAPPENING AS A KID HAS HAPPENED AS AN ADULT......NO MATTER WHAT THE CHANGES MAY BE.....DIVORCES OF MANY YEARS....DEATH OF PARENTS OR FRIENDS OR HUSBANDS THAT WERE EARLY AND SENSELESSLY TAKEN FROM US AND THE WHOLD WORLD ........PEOPLE CHEATING ON PEOPLE THEY SAY THEY LOVE JUST TO BE WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT.....THIS WORLD IS FALLING APART AND CHANGING IT IS NOTHING LIKE IT WAS AND USED TO BE ............PEOPLE DONT HELP PEOPLE NO MORE .......AND THATS SO WRONG AMERICA IS ABOUT HELPING SOMEONE........WELL IT USED TO BE ....BUT THESE DAYS IT IS ALL ABOUT A DOLLAR BILL...AND YES MONEY IS IMPORTANT BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE FOR IT AND WILL USE CHILDREN AS WEAPONS TO GET IT WILL MURDER TO GET IT WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET WHAT THEY WANT CAUSE NOTHIN

Booboo's Pimping Out
I will tell anyone my friends RAWK!!! I can pimp out 90% of my friends and know that you wont come back and ask why you added them. These are just a few of the many I'l be pimping. My list is never ending Stop by and show them some love. kelli2you@ fubar ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar Fawny aka DJFawn~Far~#1 DJ HOR~Shadow Levelers~Fubar Mum to Castironbitch(fan & rate b4 adding)@ fubar I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ fubar Boone, Plz sign my guestbook@ fubar Pєяĸy Mя. Đ's Wife Owner of the O.C.L@ fubar † KDM † BooBoo'z VaMPiRe@ fubar ~hot momma~@ fubar ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar Warlox~WRR~Cru's Soldier~Embrace The Eternal Flames@ fubar

Motorcycle Thoughts
A recent Mumm sparked my interest and I wanted to post a blog because it is important to me. Even though the MUMM started out about something completely different, it ended up taking a turn about how sportbikes are death traps waiting to happen, and I completely disagree. This is my posted reply to the MUMM... "A motorcycle is only as safe as the person riding it. You could be riding a 2-horsepower Vespa, but if you ride it like an idiot, you'll get killed just a quick as you would riding a Ducati sportbike. Conversely, if you exercise sound judgment and some discipline, and are willing to learn, you could ride that Ducati sportbike every day for the next 20 years and never have an accident. It's 90% rider behavior and 10% everything else that makes for a safe or dangerous ride. Like a car, a motorcycle is just a vehicle under your control and subject to the laws of physics. How the two mix is up to you."

Her Punishment.... (#2) In Set
She let herself into the room with the key left for her at the front desk– and there, on the bed, were the collar and cuffs waiting for her. She assumed that the pillow in the middle of the room is where he wanted her when he arrives. A deep tingle of pleasure rushes through her body as she see’s his black toy bag next to the bed and the note in the center of her collar and cuffs is simple - "Make yourself comfortable, I will be back soon. Master" The butterflies awaken and make her restless as she takes a quick shower, smoothing lotion into her skin – the memories of feeling his strong hands perform this little task many times before making her start to shiver and ache for his touch. She finally dresses in a silky blue nighty and robe. She sits on the bed, brushing her hair as she stares longingly at the collar and cuffs. Was she supposed to put these on, too? Perhaps this is a test? But it seems that they both enjoy the ritual of him placing the collar and cuf

Vacation, Day One
I'm on vacation this week, but got a chance to check in today I've been writing journal entries every day while on vacation, so I thought I'd share my entries one by one as I have internet access. Saturday, August 4 I love road trips. There's something about the open road that really appeals to me. Perhaps it's because I was raised on road trips -- Mom and Dad piling us three kids into the station wagon (lying on sleeping bags in the back end, mind you -- something impossible in this modern era of car seats), hitting the road to California, or Philadelphia, or Minnesota. We saw the Liberty Bell, Alcatraz, the Grand Canyon. The beaches of Florida, the prairie of the Dakotas, the Rocky Mountains -- we saw it all in trips in the trusty family station wagon. So I hit the road today on my way to our annual family lake trip in Wisconsin. The rest of my family is in Chicago, so I will stop over at Dad's tonight and head up to Twin Lakes, Wisconsin tomorrow. I left late, as you

If I Haven't Rated Or Fanned You.....
If I haven't yet rated or fanned you....most likely your page has WAY too much shit on it and kills my browser. So, if you want me to rate and fan - TAKE DOWN SOME OF YOUR SHIT! lol

Leaving
I will be deleting my account in the near future. I have been doing so thinking, and I have realize something about this account. If you aren’t in the in coward or in a clique, or some chick showing her tits, no one wants anything to do with you. And the ones who usually don’t. So I am leaving. I have meet a few nice people on here, but most are fucktards, drama queens, and cowards. Have a nice life. Real life has been more fun and less drama. Beside in real life I don't have to take a bouncer ID check everytime I do something.

If Your From The New Orlenas Area You Might Want To Read This....a Fallen Angel
When I was in a car wreck last month there was a speial little girl who goes by flower pot who came to help take care of me for week. Well tonight I ws given a call by another boy who calls me mama D to tell me Flower Pot was killed earlyer today..Her boy friend was running from the cops and she was begging him to stop when he ran a red light and under a simi truck. This little angel is gone and Robert and I are trying to figger out what the hell is wrong with these kids.. Anyway I know alot of people know Flower Pot and would want to know ..Rest in peace little one,We'll miss you..

Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [ burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position

Bleh
I picked you out, Of a crowd and talked to you. Said I liked your shoes, You said, "Thanks, Can I follow you?" So it's up the stairs, And out of view. No prying eyes. I poured some wine. I asked your name; You asked the time. Now it's two o'clock. The club is closed, We're up the block. Your hands on me, Pressing hard against your jeans, Your tongue in my mouth, Trying to keep the words from coming out. You didn't care to know. Who else may have been you before. I want a lover I don't have to love. I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck. Where's the kid with the chemicals? I thought he said to meet him here, But I'm not sure. I've got the money If you've got the time. You said, "It feels good." I said "I'll give it a try." Then my mind went dark, We both forgot where your car was parked. Let's just take the train. I'll meet up with the band in the morning. Bad actors, with bad habits... Some sad singers, they

♫ô♫ôdoes Your Name Fit You?♫ô♫ô
DOES YOUR NAME FIT YOU? L: very good kisser I: loves to laugh and smile N: easy to fall in love with D: can kick ur butt A: Hot ♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ A: Hot B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: lowild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy in a good way L: very good kisser M: makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: is a good person to be with U: Hott V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: smile to die for Z: can be funny and dumb at times

Rising
It begins You slowly lay me down And the magic begins I feel it beginning to flow through me Slightly at first Growing stronger with each passing moment Ecstasy? Pleasure? Euphoria? There are no words to describe your touch I am soon enveloped in your strength, your hold I feel you gripping my entire being Every inch of me at the height of it's senses I close my eyes... and feel This is all I can do I want to cry I let a tear slide If only this feeling would never end And we've only begun

Please Give Me Your Opinion On This Situation That Is Wrote In My Blog!
First Off I Would Like To Start Off With This. I Thought This Was So Cute. Some People Might Actually Get A Laugh Out Of It. FAKE FRIENDS: Never Ask For Food. REAL FRIENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "Damn ... We Fucked Up ... But That Shit Was Fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never Seen You Cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry With You. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep Your Shit So Long They Forget Its Yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know A Few Things About You. REAL FRIENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You. FAKE FRIENDS: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will Kick The Whole Crowds Ass That Left You. FAKE FRIENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door. REAL FRIENDS: Wal

Health Check
A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 50-year old ass?" She replied, "Your name never came up."

Not Enough
"Not Enough" Wake up your life You may never get the chance to make things right Rather than lie Take a moment to reflect on what's gone by It's a mistake There's no reason I should be so full of guilt Significant break So you severed all the ties that we have built All I know, even though Tried to give you what was left of me But it was not enough Didn't think about the rest of me That it was not enough Tried my hardest with the best of me But it was not enough Tried to give you what was left of me But it was not enough All mixed up inside And it's easy to forget what we should be It's useless to hide I can see to the heart of your insecurity All of this time Blaming others for the cause of what we've lost Nothing sublime I must overcome no matter what the cost [Chorus x1] Please give back what s not yours to have It's the only thing that I've got left Never was enough to satisfy And I'm left empty [Chorus x1] Tried to give you what was le

Dr. Visit News
I went Monday to the urologist. I didn't kno that I had to take my MRI/CT Skan films with me-they led me to believe that they had everything..anyway..I sent the films up-they received them about 3 pm Wed and the doctor will b calling sometime today (Thurs) to give me a surgery date which will b within 7 days. I'll b in the hospital 7-10 days so please keep me in your prayers..

Back To Work
i am going back to work isn't that wonderful.....well it really is but i don't wanna i am feeling better now and we don't really know why i was sick or anything and i still have one more doctors appointment to go to on the 21st

Bill Me In Advance
A letter from a fat man arrived Stated I had until five Five o’clock or by the fifth finger? This place is such a riot My pool sticks don’t even show any abuse And the horses aren’t even kicking up dirt Definitely not going to enter the church Haven’t a valid prayer in the works Upon entering, The place would go up in a blaze Priests would be cussing Nuns would be fucking the virgins And the holy water would turn to acid By now its two and I’m hungry Beer and eggs Cartoons and a harpoon stuck in my back I can’t go anywhere Time for an angry nap Only to awake to a livid crowd

What To Do
Well I just wanted to make this short and sweet....like that ever is the case. I have been enjoying the single life, being able to flirt, go have fun dancing with my girls, not being told what to do, and all that jazz...its been great...until you meet someone you think is just wonderful and you find yourself saying maybe he could be different from the rest of them. Ok it scares me to death but excites me at the same time with the idea of letting someone get close since it has been a long time. The last boy I kissed with my eyes closed showed me that love can be cruel. Part of me is afraid of letting that happen again!! For the past year I have been very well guarded and if things get too close if they even get that far I leave or find a way to end it, avoid it or just say fuck off. I know I can't run forever but I don't know what to do...........

Lucky Oh So Lucky!
I got pulled over tonight!! I had drank 2 margaritas and sucked down the rest of tories and we were drivin home from dinner and apparantly I got too caught up in conversation and was driving 47 in a 35. Cop had someone else pulled over yet he still lit up and came after me. I pulled over right in front of Tories house Thank God we were home! He did the normal questions and I told him what I had to drink and that we were home but he wanted to show me what"1" margarita would blow...lol I'll show him how good I can blow...lol j/k he had me follow his pen with my eyes and then i took my first breathalizer. I only blue a .012!!! Man my heart was racing!!! So scared!!! He gave me a verbal warning and let me go!!! I am so lucky...lol Don't hate me guys.

To N E One Who Caught Me In My Mood Yesterday
sorry ...... was just one of those moments !! freaking women dont they do ya head in ..lol.... ill get over myself and todays all good !! thanks for you who were supportive !! xxx

Banker Bet
Square Testicles An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet

Suck Me Beautiful
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

My Friends!!!
I wanted to say thank you so much to my friends who have always been supportive and who are now trying to help me level up...you guys ROCK...and you know who you are...xoxo... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Lmao... Guess Soo...
LMAO.... gotta luv this place!!! I guess its official.. lol... I'm a slut for wanting to know if there were guys here that didn't talk shit about their size.. whine about 'come see my cam'.. then back out at the first hint of 'yeah-show me'.. And yeah FTR... just cuz I want to chat.. doesn't mean I want to see what you got... I'm a slut.. because I perferr to show off my legs instead of flash my tits or anything else nature gave me. Sorry but never once have I said.. 'hey come see my tits.. come watch me shake my ass'... You want to 'see me'.. then get to know me first.. If I'm a slut for that.. well then.. I guess so...... ~Candyce~

Divorce
Well a week ago today my divorce was final. I think it has finally hit me that I'm free from my ex-husband's crazy ass. I know since we have a child together he will always be a part of my life. But to just know now that he doesn't "rule" my life anymore is so awesome. During the time my ex-husband and I were going through the divorce I met an amazing man. If I haven't met him at that time I don't know where I would be right now. Honestly I probably wouldn't have gotten custody of my son because I would have been strung out on meth again and all fucked up. I'm so glad he came into my life at that time. Even though it was kind of rough timing as the divorce goes it all happened for a reason. And God put him in my life at that time to help me get through all of this. It's so amazing how things work out. When my ex and I split up I just kept telling myself that no matter what happened I wasn't going to get into a relationship I was just going to take time to heal and focus on my son a

Mail From An Admirer
Hope all is well with you sexy lady. Love the red nighty. Still half a sleep snuggled under the covers of your toasty bed, you hear a door close. You are not alarmed, you are expecting me. I quietly walk in your room and undress, can’t tell if you are asleep your head is pointed away, your body heat feels great as I slide under the covers and softly settle in behind you, my lips move down your back as my warm hands slide over your heated skin. I grab you hip and pull you close, spoon position, love to feel your naked skin on mine, our thighs together, my chest in your back, I want you to feel my cock harden against your ass as I get aroused from enjoying your soft skin. My hands massage, kneed and squeeze you as they run firmly over your whole body. Squeezing your ass, massaging your legs, rubbing and kissing your back. You have not showed any signs of being awake. Pretending to be asleep? Maybe this is a dream that you never want to end. I think I hear a low moan as my hand slides up

Sexiest Curvy Redhead
Okay y'all I wanna host a new competition... This time for the sexiest curvy redhead! I want entries by Wednesday August 15th and voting will commerce that Friday the 17th and will run till midnight of Sunday the 26th ... If you are interested send me a mail and a link to your pic so i can upload it 1st prize (present worth 5000 Fubucks!) 2nd prize (present worth 3500 Fubucks!) 3rd prize (present worth 1500 FuBucks!) Comment bombing will be allowed! You 'll get one point per comment and 2 points per rating! Please repost this bulletin to reach as many ppl as possible

How The West Was Really Won
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. "Sure will," replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?" "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw" "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man. "You bet it w

The Answer Is Yes
I have had a couple of people ask me if I really got married. Yes, I did, and to someone I met here at this site. And, yes, I am very happy! To those who have offered their congratulations I thank you from the depths of my heart! Hugs, Rayne

You Gotta' Be Careful With Them Southern Belles...
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana . He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Utah . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the second day it was better and by the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Mississippi girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for dinner. He said that the first day he didn't see anything, the second d

Untitled Fallen Angel Poem
Her wings lay torn and tattered where they fluttered to the ground, Where once there was a song of joy there now was no more sound. The air was filled with silence for there was no song to sing, Gone was the love that lifted her...the Wind beneath her wings. Gone the inspiration, the laughter in her soul, She lay in broken promises with no one to make her whole. For when the Wind beneath her wings so suddenly was gone, The angel spiraled to the ground, falling broken and alone. The air around grew silent, not a whisper in the wind, Just the Fallen Angel's breaking heart was a distant sound within. A soft and plaintive weeping sound swirled and danced across the sky, As a single tear fell to the ground from the Fallen Angel's eye. The tear fell on a seed of love that lay within her hand, Clutched closely to her beating heart, so slowly it began. From that tiny seed of love a song began to sing, A song of a Fallen Angel and The Wind beneath her wings. The song sang of und

Cowboys Pre Season Game Tonight
IRVING, Texas (AP) - There are so many ways to hype the Colts-Cowboys game Thursday night. Wade Phillips making his debut as Dallas coach against a team playing its first game since being crowned Super Bowl champions! The Colts returning to Texas Stadium, where their bid for a perfect season ended after a 9-0 start last November! And All I got to say is GO COWBOYS !!!!!!

Is This My Cry For Help?
i've been suffering from severe sadness for a month or so now--thank you all who gave me love to help me through-when i receive some respite i know that soon the sadness will return to debilitate me totally again-and boy was i right this time-now i'm on the edge-not sure what will happen--thank you for all your love

How Much Beer Can You Buy With $100?
Well that doesn't matter to our lovely friend Shell! She's hosting ANOTHER happy hour, and yes, most of you {I hope have been to her page to show her the love she deserves} But this crazy chick updates stash daily, along with tons of adorable pictures! Now bitch as you will about "point whores" but guess what, you're one too! Deal with it. If you weren't then you wouldn't mind sitting on a level 2 with only 50 pictures...don't lie to yourself, you don't have to admit it out loud, but we all know deep inside we're point whores :D She's only 100,000 points away from leveling, so let's get her there tonight!!!!

No One Has A Crush On Me. :(
I guess my theory of me being is true. I am that ugly! Rated a 6 on a photo that I deleted because it pissed me off. I went to put my picture up on a radio stations web site and out of 10 I got a 1 or 2! :( yeah so I thought I share what was on my mind. :(

Well
ok listen i sent this a guy a shot of crown royal a simple friendly gesture, and he turns around and says "dumps it on the floor" dont drink...well i feel like i have been slapped in face. Grrr if its not this, then someone is downrating your pics basicly calling you ugly and telling you stuff it. I dont get it..My vent sort of speak....

Thank You All
I am so overwhelmed again at all the love i have been shown in my latest Happy Hour, Thank you to all my new friends and fans. A HUGE Thank you to the guy that bought it for me, Paul you are a amazing friend! I will return all love shown just bear with me everyone, it was crazy but very enjoyable. Now im a level 22 lets see how long it is before im asking you all to rate everything again lol, ‡WiKiĐ OnĔ‡, you are a great friend and thank you for putting out bulletins and blogs for me. Daz your awesome, the pics you do and the love you show is amazing. Dawn, your a fantastic fubar friend who will help anyone out in need. If i missed anyone im sorry, im just a bit overwhelmed lol Love you all S h e l l x x x x x

06-02-85----------08-08-07
Ashlee was a victim of depression on the day of August 8th 2007. She took her own life. Leaving behind 2 children ages 2 and 3. As a last task on this earth, She wrote both of her children a 30 page book, On how much she loved them, And how she didn't do this to them on purpose, And how she left them in the best possible care she knew of. She also left the children each some of her faverite items. Including t-shirts ect. To comfort them. She wrote a letter to her family,, That simply said,, " I told you I could only be pushed so far" Then at 7:23 am Ashlee tookl her own life by stabbing her self in the chest repeatadly until she had no more strength. She had a request that her friends know what happened so they didn't think she just abandoned them. Which is why I am posting this. Ashlee's best friend and Cousin,, Kristin "I included some of her most recent pics in her albums."

Geez
Geez...today was not a good day for me. I've had it up to my eyeballs. It all started me getting woken up to my kids screaming that our dog was gone. So I get up, get dressed and look for my dog everywhere with no luck. Then, being irritable from the rude awakening, my boyfriend and I start bickering cuz he was irritable too. Then of course comes the bills...and that tops it off. Me and Lamar both being irritable and discussing bills...not a good combination. The one good thing that came out of that was on our way to go pay them, we found our dog. Some bitch had her and had her on a leash at her house like she was her dog....I dont fucking think so bitch. So anyway, we stop and pick up our dog, take her home, finish paying our bills and then come back home to relax for a little. Well then it started pouring down rain and my son STILL had football practice. IN the damn rain. My god, he is 5 years old for crying out loud. We get there, they practice for a damn hour then cancel the rest o

It's Just True
YOU PASS ME ON THE STREET AND SNEER IN MY DIRECTION. YOU CALL ME "CRACKER", "HONKEY", "WHITEY",AND EVEN "THE MAN" AND YOU THINK IT'S OK. BUT WHEN I CALL YOU, "NIGGER", "KIKE", "TOWELHEAD", "SAND-NIGGER", "CAMEL JOCKEY", "BEANER" OR "CHINK" YOU CALL ME A RACIST. YOU SAY THAT WHITES COMMIT A LOT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU, SO WHY ARE THE GHETTOS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES TO LIVE? YOU HAVE THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YOU HAVE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. YOU HAVE CESAR CHAVEZ DAY. YOU HAVE YOM HASHOAH. YOU HAVE MA'ULED AL-NABI. YOU HAVE THE NAACP. YOU HAVE BET. IF WE HAD WET(WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) WE'D BE RACIST. IF WE HAD WHITE PRIDE DAY YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. IF WE HAD WHITE HISTORY MONTH, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD ORGANIZATIONS FOR ONLY WHITES TO "ADVANCE" OUR LIVES, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A COLLEGE FUND THAT ONLY GAVE WHITE STUDENT SCHOLARSHIPS, YOU KNOW WE'D BE RACIST. IN THE MILLION MAN MARCH, YOU BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE MARCHING FOR YOUR RACE AND RIGHTS.

Warm Stir-fried Shrimp And Asparagus Salad
Warm Stir-Fried Shrimp and Asparagus Salad Tossing warm ingredients, like the shrimp and asparagus in this salad, with crisp greens wilts the greens and brings together the flavors of the dish. This recipe can be easily doubled if you have more than two mouths to feed. Credit: Christopher Styler and Calphalon Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 12 medium stalks asparagus (about 1/2 pound) * 1/2 pound large shrimp (about 12), shelled and deveined * 2 tablespoons sesame seeds * 2 tablespoons fresh orange juice or 1 tablespoon cider vinegar * 2 teaspoons grainy or Dijon mustard * 1 tablespoon dark sesame oil * 1 tablespoon soy sauce * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1/4 cup sliced almonds * 6 loosely packed cups assorted spring greens (see tips, below) Directions: Prepare the asparagus and shrimp: Snap off the tough end of each asparagus stalk. Peel the stalks up to the tip if you like. Cut the trimmed stalks on the bias into 1 1/

Cold Or Taken
I am sooo confused right now....I have made many awesome relationships on here with friends. But I am confused because I have been told by some that I am soo sweet and funny and then there are others who say that I am cold and hardcore..I don't see it or understand how I am cold. Yeah, I maybe act like a hardass(or smartass) at times but thats me(a sarastic bitch at times in a good way though). But if I act like a hardass and then try to be sweet don't think that I'm trying to kiss ass because I'm not. I'm just being me..I just have my days like anyone else...I am shy believe it or not... so If you want to get to know me... give it time..but hell you really can't get to know who I am really unless u actually spend some quality time with me ~Not on the computer~ Well I love all of my friends and you guys and gals ~ROCK MY SOCKS OFF~ LOVE YA~HEATHER

The Books Are Here!!!!!!!!!
Just a little note to let everyone who pre-ordered the book know that they arrived today. If you pre-ordered the book, your personally autographed copy will be in the mail to you on Monday morning. And.....A few little newsworthy tid bits are coming very soon dealing with my book, as well as the music so please watch the blogs as I will be posting news as we have it. My thanks to everyone who pre-ordered the book and wanted their name in the dedication page. I think it was a wonderful way for some extremely supportive people to be able to show everyone they know that their name is in the book and acknowledged in it for their warm and wonderful support. Thank you all so very much for the support you have shown me, it means more to me than I am able to express to you in words, but it is there, make no mistake. Thank you again and your books will be on the way to you Monday. Have a wonderful week :) Peter Britt

Future Love
I promise you my love ..I promise you my heart..I promise you my life..I promise we'll never part..I promise not to hurt you..I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie..I promise you forever.. I promise you tonight..I promise you my respect..I promise to do things right..I promise to always be there..I promise until the end..I promise to always love you..I promise to be your best friend..I promise you my love I promise you my life..I promise this forever..I promise our friendship is my life..your the peanut to my butter..your the star to my burst..your the m to my m..your the pop to mt tart..your the milky to my way..your the fruit to my loop..your themilk to my duds..your the lucky to mt charms..your the ice to my cream..your the ghetto to my booty..but mostly...your the best to mt friend...until the end.........

An Awesome Song
Have you seen that movie dogs in space? Do you remember the end where Michael Hutchence was singing rooms for the memory. Its a good song. If you havent heard it you should check it out. Get this widget | Share | Track details

I Am So Pissed Right Now
i am pissed right now because one of my pics was flagged lol and it wasn't a dirty pic at all it was this now you tell me how the hell that is nsfw ? i feel if you got the balls to report it you should be able to do it anonymously....thats rIdiculous. FUCKING COWARDS!!!!! I AM SORRY THAT PISSED ME OFF SO I THOUGHT I WOULD BLOG ABOUT IT

Levelers Tommorows Happy Hour Target
I'm just preparing everyone ahead of time for tommorow.During Happy hour we have a God Father to level up.Please don't rate anything tonight point go away faster on a Happy Hour and she needs a little over 200,000 to level.If you do anything tonight.Please just Fan,Rate and add. {snoogums boogums}-fiance to $hawnbear@ fubar

Well People
Its come to this Ive realised something.... There r too many sexy ppl in this world and i just dont kno what to do! I think ill have to rape em all. Every last one of em. ;) muahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE SEXY PEOPLE

When A Cop Sleeps
"When a Cop Sleeps" Sometimes when a cop sleeps, the demons come. The demons bring all the things you want to forget. The demons bring the tears and sweat, the spit and the blood, Oh God the blood. The demons bring the broken bodies from the wrecks the sickening smell of death and the kids...Oh God please, not the kids. Mainly the demons bring the eyes... the hatred and desperation in the eyes of the people you fight, the pleading and pain of the people you try to help, and the quiet and blankness in death of the ones you couldn't. The demons bring sounds too.... the sounds of tires skidding and metal crunching from the wrecks, the gunshots that seem so loud on TV yet so muffled on the street, the screams and crying that all blend together after a while. The demons won't leave... Alcohol and sleeping pills work for a while but they come back. Some have used their own deaths to flee from them, but most of us are scared that in causing our own deat

Don't Quit
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will. When the road you're trudging seems all uphill. When the funds are low and the debts are high. And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a person turns about When they might have won had they stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow... You may succeed with another blow. Often the struggler has given up when he might Have captured the victor's cup, And he learned too late when the night came down, How close he was to the golden crown, Success is failure turned inside out... So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit, It's when things seem worse that you

Just One Of Those Days ...
ever had one of those days when you just do not care. seems like too much effort to worry, to think and to do anything. that would be how I feel today. *sigh* feel like no body switched the light on in my brain this morning. feels weird. was riding the bike to school this morning and I so easily could of had an accident just because I was off in fairy land. ever had that feeling like you're not moving, but you physically are moving, like walking on a treadmill, the scenery changes but you're not going anywhere. really is a mind fuck I know. got this eery gut feeling of loneliness as well. creeps up every now and then but I try and bury it. this will sound so pathetic and desperate but I miss love but more than anything else I miss being loved. however I do not get this from anyone, not even my family. just makes me sad and lonely. yeah, just one of those days ...

The Genie
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each

Well Well Well
As some of you may be aware that I have been on a quest to find more writers to help me with the projects, well I had just about given up looking when I get a message from Sarahmarie yesterday, saying she loved me sense of humour, was the same age as her and she loved the artwork, anyway we got chatting found out she was a writer and we are going to be collaborating on the guide books and stuff which I am chuffed. The spookiest thing of all is that she was actually born on the same day, same year and practially at the same time, spooky huh, we got on like a house on fire and I have a real good feeling about this Will keep you posted

How Can A Mother Kill Her Kids?? This Makes Me Sick!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Magikal Moments 4 U Date: Aug 9, 2007 2:28 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ~Kathy~Date: Aug 9, 2007 2:29 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: dawnDate: Aug 9, 2007 9:32 AM "Who killed your children?" the officer asked."I killed my children." Her eyes were blank."Why did you kill your children?""Because I'm a bad mother."For about seventeen minutes, they pressed her for details of exactly how she had proceeded that morning. She had gotten out of bed around 8:10 and had waited for her husband, Rusty, to leave for work at nine. The children were all awake and eating cereal. Andrea had some, too. Once Rusty was gone, Andrea went into the bathroom to turn on the water and fill the tub. The water came within three inches from the top. Then one by one, she drowned three of her sons, Luke, age 2; Paul, age 3; and John, age 5. She put them in facedown and held them a

Check Out My Little Buddy Gifted Jorrin Tyler
Young musician rocks Jorrin Tyler plays bluegrass in the blazing heat By Hugh S. Welsh | hugh.welsh@examiner.net A gust of wind rippled toward the brown and blonde tuft of hair aloft Jorrin Tyler's head as he took the stage at the Night Out Against Crime event held Tuesday evening in downtown Blue Springs. His hair, a mulleted compromise between Tyler and his father, Rich, barely flinched. As Jorrin's fingertips scratched the strings to the acoustic guitar nearly too big for his arms to handle, he began to sing in his folksy, high-pitched croon. The amplifier coughed and moaned in protest. It was to be one of those nights. "They didn't set-up the equipment properly," said Rich, perspiration inundating his brow. "They had no idea he was going to be singing tonight." Jorrin, however, wasn't about to call it a night - despite the equipment problems, despite the sparse crowd, despite the inconvenience of having to occasionally push up the oversized shades sliding down

Have You Ever?
Have you ever gotten into a arguement with someone that is just off their fucking rocker. That everything they say is a lie and way off base? I used to have a best friend who turned into a crackhead and recently just got back in touch with me. She said it was to apologize but at the same time actually admits to nothing really. And every hurt that she did to me when I say well you did this she just comes off with some lie. I am ranting here. I know I can't win this. And I guess I just thought someday she might really need to realize what she did. I don't think that day has come. I probably shouldn't hold my breath for it. I am just so pissed that our friendship ended like that and she choose drugs over me and her family. She says she is clean now and I believe that but everything else just seems like excuse after excuse. I know people will say just let it go get over it and so on. I guess I supressed my pain over the past couple of years. She is off her gosh damn rocker and I can't chan

Right Before Death
Many years have come and gone since I laid upon the table with a knife cutting on my body.And many roads have I travelled.I have been apart large cities,and in the middle of small towns.I have come across the world,and seen many empires.Friends have always been apart of me that,never changed.Once a day,once a night,a month,or a year we get together and talk about how life has been treating the other over a cup of coffee,a glass of tea,or a cold beer.And lovers that come a dime a dozen.A kindred spirit.A soul mate. But until here recently . I found My heart and soul.I have came across few I didnt like and some that will always be my rock.I have lived and died over and over again.Some choices was good,and some bad.But,the good did outweigh the bad.Times has been dark and grim,and full of sunshine all wrapped up in one.I have set at the tables with the rich and powerful,And fed my children bologna sandwiches for Christmas.I have walked the street in the cold winter and open the door to a

Good Morning
just wanted to let you know that you all are awsome i am so glad we are friends i hope you feel the same i will try to talk to all of you ,if i dont answer it is because i am realy busy with my daughter or putting pics up i hope you all enjoy and if you dont please tell me so i can take it down love you all bunches

Stardust
How can I be yours alone? I’m just another star but burning less brightly than those about you Old enough to know Young enough to desire close enough to feel and yet, I’m but a mere speck in your universe; smoldering on, caught up in your stardust trail I can’t glow any brighter for my hard years have dulled me I shine on only for you Should I resign to be a planet? To slowly revolve around your being? Or just stay that star that you sometimes gaze upon never realizing what hides beneath the sparkle but I know I can brighten your days and I desperately long to capture your nights

A Note To You
so here we are not quite alone but together just the same heart in hand and fingertips to take our breathe away to laugh to love it is no crime to breathe to give to dream to dance give me this moment just take a chance an ounce of ambition a drop of courage one word one moment and the notion to own it

Moose
Residents in Burlington's south end reported seeing a moose running through back yards early Friday morning. Carlos and Kerrie Theye said the moose wandered around their back yard around 8:30 a.m. for about five minutes. They said the moose then hopped their fence and headed own Flynn Avenue toward Oakledge Park before disappearing. The couple said they contacted animal control.

Pregnant Belly Pertition
PREGNANT BELLY PICS NSFW?!?!?! I THINK THAT RULE NEEDS 2 B CHANGED BEING PREGNANT IS SUPPOSE 2 B A GOOD THING ITS NO WAY NSFW IT SHOWS THE PARENT OR PARENTS BEING PROUD OF IT HOW IS THAT NSFW?!?! ADD UR NAME IN A COMMENT IF U AGREE, THIS WILL BE HELPING OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE IF WE GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES

Loving Me For Me
too many times head filled with lies you said you were different but you weren't and all the while living in denial falling prey to all your hurt so easy for you to tear me apart to break down my walls and rip out my heart to covet and keep me while loving another to mind fuck and beat me and make me a mother to smash all my dreams and devour my pride to say that you love me when i say goodbye to blame me for all that's gone wrong in your life you abuse and confuse me and fill me with strife so low and so small so saddened and alone yet I managed to rise and go out on my own to walk away from all that every bad moment to feel pride once more and actually own it to rebuild to strengthen to make whole and new to go on each day breathing and finally have a clue i am here yet i am lost from you never again your victim all the world can see i am starting over and loving me for me

“i Am A Witch”
“I Am A Witch” When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else’s maid or when I act selfish. I’m proud to be a “WITCH”! It means I have

Just Some Thoughts ...
As most know me .. im one to laugh love and play .. thats me .. i love to have fun and such .. but time is always a burden to me .. cant ever sleep .. ha ha .. but ya'll know that ... i was one today and certain someone popped into my mind ... but anyways ... i get to get my son today which is def a plus .. i love my lil guy .... havent talked to him since sunday night when i dropped him off at his moms... he gashed his head open pretty bad sunday about 6 .. blood was everywhere .. but hes all good ... lol .. you know that kid off of big mama's house 2 .. the jumper .. well thats noah .. hes a strong one but i tell ya hes scares me sometimes ... gotta keep a eye on him thats for sure .. but anyways .. much love .. love you .. love me .. and drop me some lines !! Jessie .. A.K.A. wisdom969 on yaheeze

Smile
Smile for whats inside now, When u smile it makes me feel alive agen, Smile now for what its worth, Because its ur time to shine in my world, Ur priceless smiles that little smile never seems to fade me, If it leaves things would change me, So babe make my day for what its worth give me that wormth of ur smile, My sunshine for every day, For ur smile is what i kill for each day soo fruity but im like in a good mood right now and just desided to make a gayish poem..make fun of me haha lol i do not care better ones then this one i write on paper this ones not thats why its all teeheeish lol

Money
Well today was quite the usual day. I woke up in a frenzy knowing i was going to be stressed by the time things were said and done. I went to the university bookstore today to buy my books and was floored when i saw the total for my books. I only had to get 5 total books this semester. Visual Basic 2005, Survey to calculus, two books for Intro to ethics, and Business law. So all in all it was only 5 books but the total for them, even as i had gotten USED BOOKS was a $491 bill. So I pay the bill knowing I am already in the hole and barely making ends meet. Next thing that happens is I get home to see email. This being the $3,000 dollar bill for my semester tuition that is now due. Putting me further back into debt and unable to even buy a blast here. I do what any good willed and living person does who is trying to further their education and make something of themselves but all too often others just never seem to care or want to help someone in an area that is supposed to be for

Dont Take 2 Dogs For A Walk With A 3 Year Old!!
this really bites lol.. but yet again i dont think that well... my son wanted to take the dogs for a short walk.. sounds good yes. lol um i dont think so . not if you know my dogs and i never thought of puttin on their pincher collors ( if you dont like pincher collors bite me its the only way they walk nice!!) but i didnt even make it down the drive way and the youngest dog went nuts and rapped her rope around my son and i tried catchin it with my hand.. not to go my hand got a burn my son went down and so did i... my sons ok i ended up with 3 nice cuts on my and 2 burns on my leg and a nother one on my other leg lol.. ouch

Hornyscopes
Hornyscopes!! CANCER June 22 - July 23 Ruling Planet: THE MOON Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings! Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner! FAVE POSITION Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed! BEST SEX TOY A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab! CANCER MALE IN BED He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tende

R.i.p Lilly.
Hey everyone I just found out that one of my girlfriends daughters drown at 2 years old. I would appreciate it if you could please keep this family in your prayers and hearts. The little girls name was Lily the most adorable two year old you could imagine. Thank you very much. Missy A.K.A Spicy Angel (

Show Her Sum Luv
WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME WE HAVE 3 BACK TO BACK HAPPY HOURS COMING BACK AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE.RATE, FAN AND ADD HER AS A FRIEND AS WELL AS RATE HER PICTURES AND STASH...THOSE OF YOU THAT WE HAVE HELPED GODFATHER KNOW THAT WE STICK BY UNTIL THE END...WE HAVE ALOT OF GOOD FUBARS ON HERE THAT ARE ALWAYS WILLING TO KICK IN AND HELP ANY WAY THEY CAN.SHOW HER SOME LOVE HELP HER...YOUR TURN IS AROUND THE CORNER AND YES WE HELP ANYONE AND EVERYONE..I SEE THE 2 THAT ARE TRYING FOR GODFATHER BUT AT 200,000 OUR TARGET WILL BE YOU...THANKS EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR HELP.I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO FLOOD THE BULLETIN BOARD AND BLOGS BUT WE WILL STICK THROUGH THIS UNTIL ITS OVER WITH,,....HELP US MAKE HER A GOD FATHER TONIGHT... http://fubar.com/user.php?u=222034

Hey Everyone An Update On What I'm Doing Lately
Hey everyone, Been going through some changes in my life. As some of you know I have been working. Well unfortunately, I have been having a hard time at that place, sooooooo... I got a new job. I am now a security officer. I love it. Finally a job I can do and love. I'm sorry I have been on much lately and rating pics and stash, but when I was working, I was working 3-11 and when I'd come home I'd be too tired to do anything and I wouldn't wake up until 10am, now I'm working midnights so I can do stuff during the day. So drop me a line and let me know what's new and going on. Again I apologize for not keeping up with people. Much Love, Lillyth

Update On My Ankle
Just got back home from the doctors. My ankle and foot have been very swollen and not getting any better since I sprained it last Sunday. I was trying to take care of it myself. Yesterday morning I woke up with my foot and ankle swollen even worse. I guess from walking on it so much! The doctor had ordered x-rays and sure enough she said it was a very bad sprain. Not broken though. :) She gave me what they call an aircast(looks like a splint) Unfortionatly she told me I might bave to wear it up to 8 weeks. Depending how I feel and when the swelling is down or gone. She said I probably won't have to wear it that long. But it depends. She said thats the maximum. I have to ice it for 15 mins at a time and keep it elevated as much as I can. And take Motrin at least 3 tablets 2 times daily. I Thought that was alot. But she said I can take up to 12 a day. *shrugs* So might not be at the computer as much for the time being!

Hehehehe
Something you may not want to know but the penis will grow in size after death up to 50% in length and proportionate to width, and this happens majority of the time. During bloating the genitals will became about as big as softballs.

Surgery Date......
I went to OSU on Monday, August 6th and seen the urologist. The nurse called today while I was at my dialysis treatment and left a message that my surgery to have this diseased kidney (which the dr. says weighs approx. 15#) is scheduled for Thursday, August 16th. I will be in the hospital approx. 7-10 days. Please keep me in your prayers. P.S. It sure would be nice to level up before I have to go on Wednesday evening. I will be sure and return all the love shown to me.

Pain
Nothing ever is good, it's always bad I don't deserve love, I never have Ripped out my heart, torn in two Love is an art, I never knew Now I'm just dying, a slow death No ray of sunshine, nothing left I'll just give up now, just no use, Goodbye to my love, it's all abuse

Someone Good With Words & A Bonus For The Best!
Ok not sure how many of you are familiar with craigslist. I run my ads for photoshoots on there! This is what I need and you can either submit them on my blog or send them to my email. Must be creative but must be clean..otherwise no profanity and no sexual references. I need someone creative to write an ad for me with a catchy title for my photoshoots. I offer lingerie shots, toy shots, semi nude and fully nude. Whomever I think submits to me the best ad..I will send 9 NEW X RATED PHOTOS from a photoshoot that are NOT on this site...so that is the prize... Let the fun begin! Hugs and Kisses Kelly

3 More Weeks
This is the longest three weeks of the year for me, waiting for the start of college football. NCAA Football. It's football in it purest form, played mostly by young men who thrilled parents on Friday nights, reached their goal of playing Saturdays, and only on Sundays in their wildest dreams. It's the drum corp working tens of thousands of fans into a frenzy followed by the rest of the band making their hearts race. It's the pride of your alma mater, state, and community in human form taking the field in their colors. No contract hold outs, no free agent controversy, and no tight hash marks. It's guts for pure glory, pain for gain, and memories of a lifetime. It's in our blood and has etched a place of fondness in their hearts, and my hope is that everyone could feel this at some level, at some time. The hype of the press and that of fans, who have talked on cold winter nights and fresh spring air as they debate how their teams will make a showing, awaiting the pre-season polls,

Volcanic Passions
Dormant laid my passion, Hot runs my blood; Bursting without warning, My lava's fiery flood. I want to feel the friction, I want to feel the burn. You make my body hunger; You make my body yearn. I want to trap your fire inside me, Enslave you with my charms. I want to drink your molten lava, I want to explode in your arms.

Famous & Uplifting Quotes
Venture Sail Away From The Safe Harbour. Catch The Trade Winds In Your Sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain Optimism Never, Never, Never Give Up. -Winston Churchill Wisdom He Knows All The Answers Has Not Yet Been Asked All The Questions. - Anonymous Confidence No One Can Make you Feel Inferior Without Your Consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt Attitude Attitude Is A Little Thing That Makes A Big Difference. - Winston Churchill Vision Some Men See Things As They Are And Ask, "Why?" I Dream Things That Never Were, And Ask "Why Not?" -George Bernard Shaw Challenge They Can Conquer Who Believe They Can. -William Dryden Endurance Only Through Experiences Of Trail And Suffering Can The Soul Be Strengthened. -Helen Keller Effort What Counts Is Not Neessarily The Size Of The Dog In The Fight - It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog. - Dwight D. Eisenhower Imagination Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledg

Fuck It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont know why i try to find someone to care or love me for me cause all i get is a game ..... is it cause im too hairy or too old or to young ..... im not looking for a one night stand im looking to settel down but what the fuck noone wants me all i here is games n keep being played like a sucker .... i got a big heart n ill stand up for my woman n try to take care of her the best i can but when noone will give me a chance why do i keep trying id be better off dead n then noone will miss me cause that realy never cared about me in the first place ..... yes im hurt n im pissed i just got told was not intersted n GOODBYE again wtf do i have to beet wemon or use them or hurt them .... well if thats the case i guess ill never find anyone so in a week i will say goodbye to everyone here in a blog cause ill deleate everything i have ever created n onone will ever miss me cause thay dont want to know mw im sry GOOD BYE !!!!!!!!!!!! i hope i was a good laugh when i was here i know i wont be

Child Support
Yay!!!! I finally went to court and now the moron is getting the child support taken right out of his check...so no more fuckin around for him!!! But seriously i'm happy cause atleast now i know that i will be getting the help from him that i need to take care of my boys!!!

Ever Wonder What The Michelin Man's Mom Looks Like
Ever wonder what the Michelin Man's Mom looks like?? Wonder no more!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sick sense of humor? Visit Yahoo! TV's Comedy with an Edge to see what's on, when.

Warning!!!! A Must Read For All Potential & Young Parents!!!
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas... Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding): 1. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough,however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four wall of a 20 x 20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toi

Losers!!!
so this guy came on page and rated me a 1 and then blocks me.....which is fine....i could care less that he rates me a 1....but how could he go and block me....i mean if ur gonna hate don't u think u should have the courage to stick with it and let the person come back at u???....i mean he has no balls at all....what a pussy .....i sent him a personal message telling me that he has no courage and is a pussy but he didn't even respond to that....so if u guys wanna go and hate on his page since i've been blocked and can't then feel free his name is "solar agent"

Breast Contest
Ok friends and family....click on the picture@the bottom below in the white and comment and vote away. I really need your help...alot of the girls are bombing themselves and are way ahead,I personally dont want to bomb myself to win. So have fun and comment away...Much Love,Dice

Looking For Any Advice...
Ok...so once I get back to NC on Sunday I've decided to start working out again. GREAT way to reduce stress and keep my mind occupied at the same time. I absolutley HATE doing sit up's but it's the only way that I know of to get those tight abs that I am shooting for....soooo if anyone knows of ANY other way to acheive this without killing myself doing sit ups - not to mention they're the most boring exercise - please share with me! Thanks bunches!

New Menopause Beer.
From the Bizarre Science desk: New Menopause beer. Czech scientists say they have created a new non-alcoholic beer that contains 10 times the normal amount of phyto-estrogen, intended to help women suffering from menopause. The beer, developed by the Czech Republic's Research Institute for Brewing and Malting, is intended to relieve menopausal symptoms and maintain bone density by tackling a lack of the oestrogen hormone in many Czech women. The development marks a sizeable breakthrough in the realm of functional beer, at a time when functional foods are becoming more popular in many markets. Oestrogen levels drop significantly in women at the onset of the menopause and remain low from then on. Studies have linked a lack of the hormone to increased risk of various health problems, including heart disease and osteoporosis. Czechs drink an average 161 liters of beer each every year, compared to 121 in Germany and around 84 in the US. So it was the natural bevera

Irony Of Love
The Greatest Irony of Love Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love

My Eyes
I heard the voice of your heart Upon the winds of time Calling to me....beckoning me.... Entertwining your soul with mine. Sharing secrets as loves begun Passions spent by heated fires In the moonlight beneath the stars You offer fulfillment of all my desires. My eyes they burn like fire, looking deep into your soul, as embers burning bright, they burn hot as reddened coal. They tell you that I'm hurting, that I can't stand the pain. They tell you life feels over, that there's nothing left to gain. They tell you how I struggle, not to think about your touch. They tell you it's impossible, because I miss it very much. They tell you I still love you, and will forevermore. Just now it wont be spoken, not like it had before. They tell you I still need you, and it's far to much for me. for I'm finding it impossible, to let your heart go free. They tell you you're a liar, I can't believe that it is true, that you no longer love me, not like you

Lost Love
Crying hearts crying eyes Love makes you weak inside Broken hearts broken dreams This world aint what it seem's Thinking of you brings a smile to my face. Dreaming of you makes my heart race. Talking to you I want you more But being with you is what I live for it's better to lose my eyes than see you go it's better to lose my ears them to hear you say goodbye it's better to lose my life than to live with out you it's better to lose every thing than to lose you But O' how darkness of the night, Comes to all with different sights, Only we living within our light, Can cast a glow throughout the night. Time for me to decide, within this heart, There's nothing hidden, loves' tear freely given Chasing shadows just to end my pain My heart, my heart, swells with pain with no hope to gain Gripped by fears, can't you see it in my tears? Mornin light never releasin all my fears With the numbered days joy eludes me, Befriending pain for He alo

Heart Broken
I bore my soul for no reason. Seems as though I have done that alot. But it has left me feeling very empty inside. Its a feeling that I am used to coping with...yet it hurts just as bad this time as it did the last.

Sad Day.........
I'm moving to Ga tonight yet my son must remain here in Va with his mother. It saddens me to have to be away from him but this state holds many bad memories and has nothing to offer me in the way of progression. I've been wrapping my mind around the hard truth of being away from him.

Fighting
My Husband and I are fighting...and here's why: Kevin and I always used to take showers together...I know it sounds creepy but thats what we did. Anyways, we separated in December and go tback together in February...and since then he hasnt wanted to have a shower with me and I know the reason why. It's because of all the weight I have gained, but he denies thats the reason. But it's true, I look horrible! Why to all the other BBWs look so much better than I do? You know what Kevin said one time? He actually said I would look sexier if I lost the weight! I don't know what to do!

Test 4 Bulletin Not Finished Yet
PLZ REPOST Hey Everyone!..Welcome To The Halloween Pimpout!..I Asked People On A Mumm The Other Day For Ideas On A Cool Pimpout And They Said A Halloween One!..So Here It Is..I'd Like To Introduce You To Some Of The Greatest People On Fubar!...Plz Stop By Their Pages And Show Some Love By Fanning/Rating And Adding Them (Just Click The Pics). You Won't Be Sorry!! Thanks Soo Much! -AsH.WeeE First Off Here Are The 2 Wonderful People Who Did All The Photoshops For Me. They Did A Great Job! Ayasha ayasha٭@ fubar & Untouchable Untouchable@ fubar ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! Cup Of Joe Cup Of Joe@ fubar Swish

Re: Giveaway...
FOR THOSE THAT MISSED MY BULLETIN, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A BIG THANK YOU TO THOSE THAT TOOK THE TIME TO HELP ME GET THE CORVETTE IN MISH'S GIVEAWAY!! TO SASSY AN HER CREW FOR STEPPIN UP TO HELP ME CLOSE IT OUT THANKS SOOOO MUCH U GUYS! LUV YAS...BUT ALSO TO DREW, SHORTS AN FAWN FOR HELPIN ME OUT EARLY ON...REMEBER TO HIT ME UP TO RETURN THE LUV

Southern Women
Body: Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy

Judgemental
Judgemental A condition from which we cannot escape, else we would not have been able to tell breasts from chests if you get my drift. Many people are more apt at being judgemental than others, alarm bells ought to ring if you find yourself with 'personality labelers' who tell you that you have 'evil thoughts' or are 'stupid'. This is usually the result of some unfortunate mistake which you made and they have picked up on. The language they use is cunning, so it hits you where it hurts (guilt, sadness etc) and they blame you for causing the world misery. A way of making ones self feel better, by hurting others. Usually caused byCLOSED MINDEDNESS, and a lack of manners.

Life's Poem
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is

Inside My Heart
When I shall have to leave this life, And you are left behind. I will never be that far away, I'm still inside your mind. Look not just in the sunny days But also in the rain. Think of love and laughter And I'll be back again. My darling this is not goodbye, Don't weep that we're apart. To find that I'm still loving you, Just look inside your heart.

Lonely
i feel so lonely today. actually i guess that it started last night. A friend of mine asked me to come out and visit in Clinton, which isnt too far, and i though SWEET!! it's my night off!! but then he changed his mind after i got a sitter and everything. I would normally have just gone to hang out with my friend Alex, but his gf was in town, and they were making thier togas for tonights going away party for him. so niether of us thought that would be a good idea for me to come over. not that alex and i 'do' anything with eachother we just chill out and play world of warcraft. so i decided to go to walmart, and snap some new hat pix. that got old fast... I decided to call another 'friend' and ask what they were up to, but his phone was off, so i called another 'friend' and his phone was off too... guess everyone was out having fun. I posted a bulletin askin if anyone knew any good bars, i called alex to see if he knew any, basically the night was a bust. this morning i woke

Eternal Kiss
I never thought that a kiss Could haunt like a memory, Outrun the rain in dampening my joy, Under a hard-won state of reverie. This kiss vows never to be forgotten, Ever to be the spark to a flame, Always to be relived in countless dreams, Eternally to sear my heart with her name. Walking past stony faces, I suddenly recall a kiss so sweet That drew in the stale air of wasted breath, Then baptized cursed lips with moistened heat. Vivid memory imprisons the kiss within my mind, Causes trembling in the legs and welling of the eyes, For a kiss never to caress my lips again Returns uninvited until the desire dies.

10s'
GUESS THEY CAN'T ALL BE 10s'. Blogging is a hit or miss game.However,I sure do thank all who visit my blogs.A fun way to get some dander up,make new friends and voice opinions. I try to make my blogs THOUGHT PROVOKING,giving the bloggers and blog readers something to ponder.The brain is the most important muscle we have, and if we do not excersise the brain it becomes addle.

Anyone Know How???
Is there anyway to clear the history of who has viewed your page? Since nobody worth wild views my page anymore besides (one person in my case lately) You know who you are ;) As I was saying... people who just look and don't say anything... I'd like to clear it since I'm hardly on here much anymore is their anyway that you know of?

Going To Get Taylor
So my oldest daughter who is 9 has been gone since July 1st visiting my aunt and grandmother in Cali......We leave in about 20 minutes to go pick her up from the airport! Woot! It has been so long and I miss her like crazy! She called this morning crying, she is so ready to come home! It will be a beautiful drive, we are about an hour and a half from the airport........I will update later on how it went:)

Readjusting To Society
Forgive me as a readjust to modern society again over the next several days. At Pennsic, people are very blunt about compliments and flirtation. Modern social morés see these as pickups. There it is at face value as simply a compliment. If I say something that seems forward keep that in mind. It is in fact a shame that we cannot bring ourselves to say something nice when we think the praise in our minds. Anyway, I do not want to ramble just explaining, although many will not even see this explanation.

Going Offline
I lost someone who I truly love over stupid reasons and for miscommunnication. I guess I need to stop looking for love online. I am gonna take sometime off here. Just tired of the head games some people like to play. I have always loved you(you know who you are) Fubar is not the place to chat I have told you that over and over. Will I ever stop loving you? I DOUBT IT! My love for you is so strong. Please remember all the good times we had not the rough ones. The jealousy and telling my close friends(you know who she is) good if I delete my acct. I will never ever stop loving you. Remember me! Love you so much but the pain on here is gonna kill me. Take care. I will always love you. And will always miss you. But I guess it wasn't meant to be :(:(:(:( To all my friends I will miss you but need to clear my head and think things over. hugs to all!

You Are The One
I caress your back, Insatiably I cannot stop. I am captivated and I need, To discover all of you. You touch and stroke me, And I cannot explain, The feelings you give me. To have you wanting me too. You don't have to tell me, What you want and feel, Or what’s on your mind. I understand all of you. I always miss you. And you always miss me too. We feel this in each other, No matter how isolated we are. Simple things we cannot explain. I don't need to know It just doesn’t matter, You are the one.

Road Trip To Kentucky
okay so in a week and a half, Im on my way up to Kentucky to see Jimmie for the first time. Im nervous as hell yet excited at the same time. We talk EVERY NIGHT and I'm falling more and more in love with him. He is sending me money so I can check my brakes, tire rotation, etc and gas up there. Ive told my family and most of them don't want me going because its a state Ive never been to to meet someone Ive never met before. Ive given them his SSN, Birthdate, Cell number, Address.. everything to help ease their minds. I know they are just concerned for my well being, but Im 27 years old, my mother said she realizes that and just doenst want me to get hurt. I love Jimmie Berryhill.. Im still falling for him. I would do anything for real love and I feel this IS REAL LOVE. Anyways.. Ill be gone for a week or two or three.. get at me if you dont have my cell and you want it to check up on me.. EEEEEEEEEEE!

Does Anybody Know This ?
Ok here it is lol I am trying to find a specific song. I think the song is called Modern Love and the original was done by David Bowie lol. Ok it is not the David Bowie version that i am looking for but here are the lyrics of the only part of the song i can remember so if it rings any bells with any of you i would be glad to find out the other artists and name of it etc hugs Tigsy Lyrics There's no sign of life It's just the power to charm I'm lying in the rain But I never wave bye-bye But I try, I try

Do You Know Why?
Do you know why? I always touch you when we are together, Naturally we feel for each other and connect? I talked to you using the words eternal and forever, You are always beautiful and perfect? We never ran out of things to say, It never gets old being with you? I smiled when I was with you all day, Looking at you constantly is something I do? I held you until you fell asleep, And wouldn’t let go all night long? Our eyes met, intense and deep, Prolonged kissing, only one seemed wrong? Do you know why? Your heart is never wrong

Attention Levelers
We have 4 back to back Happy Hours coming in 30 minutes.Im looking for levelers that are close to leveling.You know what the limits are please.Im asking DO NOT COMMENT ON THIS BLOG WITH AMOUNT!!!!Please go to the Levelers home page and leave the amount you need. We will be leveling levelers first tonight.I see alot are getting closer and cant get to everyones page. please leave the amount you need there. Again we pay attention to who is on level ups. The regulars come first. SHADOW LEVELERS@ fubar

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children..
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will

Suicidal Slut
Its official. I GIVE UP! Im done pretending that there is something more for me out here. I have been single for just about 5 months now. In this 5 months you have all shown me just how putrid the underbelly of society is. You all fucking suck!!! It matters not how I react toward you, be it I put on my angel wings or shed them for tainted. The result is always the same...you fuck me over like i am some sort of subhuman species. I might as well bend over and spread my pink lips for you for that is all you seek. And for all of you reading this who think this isn't your life, your man isnt like that...baby your so wrong, because I fucked your man! That boyfriend that you think is so perfect, I kiss away his infedelity and powder his lies. So this is it...i'm done. There are no sincere people in this world anymore. Not a soul seeks out anything beyond where they will get thier next piece of ass. For all of you out there who think this blog is about you, your probaby right it

Ok...i'm Back
Thought about it (again) long and hard, and I'm gonna stick around and raise a little hell. I have never been one to back down or take a knee to anyone. SOOOO, THAT MEANS LOCK UP YOUR VALUABLES AND YOUR DOORS CAUSE THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT IS BACK AND READY TO QUACK ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!

Enough Already
OK.. nice never seems to work.. so I will put it very bluntly.... I am not here to "date" or "get with " anyone. I have a boyfriend and m not leaving him... get over it..I also will not "cheat" on him. I am not giving up my heart and soul for any one night. I am not putting up "nude pics" nor showig any more that you see there.. only one man gets to see all that and it aint you.. get over it. I will not be taking new friend requests unless i know you.. and please do not bother to contact me if you intend to mention sex. I do not care how close to me you are.. I am NOT sleeping with you!!!!.. now maybe this will get my point across..

Drinking With A Redneck Girl
A mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice". The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. "The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shooting Stars!
The Perseid meteor shower is predicted to be a good show this year, especially since there is a new moon, which makes them easier to see. Supposedly they peak tommorrow night, so I might drive out into the country to find a good spot away from the streetlights and try to watch them. Anyone wanna join me? hehe. (seriously, though, I encourage people to go out and see them if they can. stargazing can be quite peaceful)

Ok So Last Night
That was the song that ran thru my head allnight... Mainly because a guy I had a fling with about a year ago was at the wedding I went to. Heres the clincher he had his girlfriend that he was seeing with him. He was also seeing her while we were messing around. Yes I was single at the time. lol That poor girl thinks we are the best of friends and was all buddy buddy with me last night. A couple of comments were made and they went right over her head. Then The guy made a comment about something that was said and I looked at him and nodded my head and he caught on.. When she left the table he was like oh shit now i get it. We both had a good laugh. This girl is so clueless we slept together for 6 months and she never caught on. Shit shed be in the same house and wed sneak in the other room and start kissing.... But still to this day she thinks im one of her best buddies and give a fuck.. BOOM BITCH I FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND. LMAO

Rays Service
OK HERE WE GO AGAIN...HIS SERVICE WILL BE FROM 2 TO 4 ON SUNDAY AUGUST 12TH AT STUHRS FUNERAL HOME ON 2180 GREENRIDGE ROAD NORTH CHARLESTON SC 29406 FOR OUR LOCAL FRIENDS YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME. BUT IF NOT ITS VERY MUCH UNDERSTOOD. AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS TO SAY I WILL BE GLAD WHEN ITS DONE SO THAT I CAN START TO GET SOME CLOSURE WITH LOSING HIM. I HAVE CRIED SOME THE FIRST FEW DAYS BUT YANNO WITH THE WAY THIS HAS ALL GONE I FEEL LIKE I DID THE LAST WEEK OF HIS LIFE LOOKING FOR SOME HOPE AND THEN IT FALL THROUGH. HE NEEDS TO BE LAID TO REST IN PEACE AND RESPECT HE DESERVES THAT MUCH. THIS HAS BEEN A VERY TRAUMATIC TIME FOR ME, ESPECIALLY WITH THE WAY HIS FAMILY HAS BEEN TOWARDS ME. SO KNOWING THAT TOMORROW I NEED TO KEEP IT TOGETHER I JUST HOPE IM NOT DISRESPECTFUL TO THEM FOR HIS SAKE. BUT WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE THAT MY FRIENDS IS ANOTHER STORY IN ITSELF. HAVE A GREAT NIGHT EVERYONE AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND CONDOLENCES. LOVE CINDY

Oh Yeah...it's That Time Again...
GUESS WHAT'S NEW IN THE WORLD OF DAZZY...I FINALLY RAN ACROSS MISS ELIZABETH ANN HOOD TODAY, AND LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS NOT NICE. HERE'S HOW IT WENT: I'm riding down the road with my cousin, and I see Elizabeth's DICKHEAD husband's truck. I told my cousin to turn the mothafuckin' car around. He turned around, I got out of the car, walked into the business (nail shop) and told her plain and simple: "If you don't leave me alone, you've got an ass whoopin' comin..." I walked out calmly and got in the car and left. Later, my mom calls and says someone needs to talk to me...So it turns out, THE FUCKIN' WHORE PRESSED CHARGES ON ME FOR SIMPLE ASSAULT BY THREAT...WTF kinda shit is that? That has got to be the DUMBEST fucking thing I've EVER heard of. So, I filled out a statement and left. The point being, and ELIZABETH I HOPE YOUR BITCH ASS READS THIS, is: Since she acts so big and fuckin bout'it, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE COME OUTSIDE WHEN I TOLD HER TO HANDLE HER BUSINESS? She sat there lik

If You (please Read)
I am so sick and fucking tired of stupid assholes coming around telling me what I should and should not be doing. I got one person bitching I don't rate them enough I get all 1500 pictures rated plus over 1000 of their stash and they still bitch about how no one talks to them and blah blah they have no friends. Ok well when I do talk to you that is all you bitch about not only that I rate all 11s till I run out and all I get from this person is 10's they save their 11s for people they are trying to get to be friends. DO NOT come over my shoutbox and bitch about how I don't message you and I must be busy with my real friends and fault me for having alot of friends in the first place. If they seem like a decent person I add. I have family list who I consider I have a bond with. Don't fucking tell me what I should do, how many friends I should have and about how I am fake because I have so many. Your goals on this site are not my goals. And if you bothered to read my FUcking profile you

Don't Have A Name For It
feeling as the beating rain falls upon the window soothing the relaxtion of sorrow allowing the thoughts of past sorrow to seise into one moment in time to ease the suffering pain of soulmates traveling through the memories brining tears and smiles causing the heart to beat steadily nervous shakes turning into panic breathing attacks pushing the stimulation of the mind to dig deeper into the soul penetrating ones deepest darkest desires hidden below releasing a certain pain that somehow calms ones fears when the fulfillment of happiness is sustained desires for another heart ignite and will scare for life the burning flames will remain constant never being put out.

You Know What Fucking Sucks
when you sleep on a sofa cause your bed is broken and you have to wake up at four thirty in the morning but youve got two jackass YELLING IN YOUR FUCKING EAR!!!!! hki;thakjt;ht; bastards

New Home
Pictures of my new home: My Room My Room 2 My Room 3 My Bathroom My Bathroom 2 My Bathroom 3 My Bathroom 4 The Living Room The Living Room 2 The Stairs Downstairs Bathroom Laundry The Kitchen The Kitchen 2 The Kitchen 3 I'll take pictures of the outside later :P

S.o.s.
There is some one special that I wish I could have. It sucks that we cant be together, maybe one day he will be mine, time will only tell. I dont know, i guess Im lonely, tired of the same old people around here, same games, same bullshit, Im just sick of it. If only he could be mine. If he's readin this Im sure he knows who he is, but this is just me ramblin again,Im bored so I thought Id post a blog, aint nothin much goin on in my life besides my lil girls birthday party tomorrow, so I thought Id blog about him, he will always be my S.O.S.

The Door That Didn’t Open (and Never Will)
The Door that didn’t Open (And Never Will) I'm walking in slow-motion toward a door that has no end, and I'm begging you to notice my silent words staining my lips because my tongue won't move without you, but I'll never read the middle if this stuttering doesn't fade. I was left a cotton cloud to spin because I think more clearly when the world revolves, watching the stars in your smile blink into painful oblivion because you were always meant to fall. And I want to be the answer to all your desperate prayers because your heart is better than this despair, but my words are erased instantly and I can't rewrite the hands of fate. I'm plucking feathered wings and gluing them to your shoulders because I can't stand to let you fall, but the wind is devastating and we missed each other's fingers. And I refuse to lose this battle when forever's bound to fail beside you, but my melody has been muted and I can't sing us out of this.

I Dated An Anime Character!
I have 20/20 vision you know. When people see how many movies I see and books I read they still can't believe it, especially since both my 'rents had shades since they were knee-high to a Coney Island. Anyway! People wander into our workplace all the time since it's air conditioned and our boss can never remember who actually works here unless it's pay day. *Brent had a super cute friend come over, and after work we ended up going for some Cuban food since we hit it off. The cute friend, *Jeff, was super sweet and had an even cooler job than me. What job, you ask? Why he does voices for english dubbing of anime! He's actually from Texas, which I guess is the hotbed of anime dubbing, and is visiting. No romance, but I had a very fun evening. He was really freakishly good at karoke (until they switched it over to Spanish, watch out!) and we exchanged emails and promised to keep in touch. Also, I'm reading an astounding book called "The History of Love" by Nicole Krauss, I highly r

Hitotsu
speaking of tomorrow. here i come with a fresh plate of mistakes in one hand and prime rib in the other. we're fresh out of cajun and it's medium rare... but i assure it's simmered to perfection. so let's clean up your face and get on with it. i'm coming home soon... and there you will be. here you will be. you and she. a fresh glass of white wine and socks to be removed. slobber from you and kisses from her. it's a crazy fucked up life we're living here darling... but it's just right. and it's all for you. all for her. all for we. some day i'll answer to mrs., but today i'm peter pan. yesterday i was... what was i again? it's the start of something beautiful i can tell. the start of a razorblade thick with sweat downthetipofatonguedownthenapeofyourneckdownthesmallofyourback down my face. that's meant to be said slow like. at the end there. like you were holding your breath for ten years and it escaped. that is... if ten years is all the same.

If You Don't Like Swearing...don't Look Here
So my stupid fucking asswipe of an ex has been taking care of my cat, because my stupid fucken apartment won't allow her in here, she went missing 6 fucking days ago and he just told me tonight....WTF!!!! i am crying my fucking eyes out, i never should have left her with him, hes such and ass....I hope shes OK and i want to go look for her right now but its midnight and pointless...i called the SPCA she hasn't been brought in. FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!ARRRRRGGRRRRR.OK i'm done, but the tears are still flowing. Thanks for listening and sorry for the language......*sigh* April ♥

The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a

Night Desires
Silently I walk across the floor, Pausing at the side of the bed. I look down into your sleeping face, A peaceful smile upon it. I know you are dreaming, And I hope it is of me. I touch my fingers to your cheek, Lightly trace your cheekbone. As my fingers slide down your face, I bend over & lightly kiss your lips. You stir in your dreamy sleep, And sigh, turning over slightly. My fingers have a mind of their own, Trailing lightly down your arm. I kiss you again, and your eyes flutter, I have a need to wake you, To look into your dream filled eyes. So I caress your body, Trailing kisses behind my fingers. As my mouth reaches your navel, I look up and find your eyes on me. A slight smile curves your lips, As my kisses slowly go lower. My eyes never leave yours, As my lips touch your hot need. My tongue leaves a trail of fire, You draw in your breath and close your eyes. My fingers wrap around your hardness, As you feel the heat of my mouth around you. Looking

So Far,,,,,,,,,
So far i thought i would update you all on how im doin,,,, Ive received alottttt of phone calls from alot of you and it is much appreciated!!! *kisses and hugs. As most of you know ive had to undergo some treatments,,,,, so far everything is ok. My sons, My family, and my boys Kevin and Parrish with their mother and sister, have been here on a reg holding things down for me. As most of you know ive moved back to Canada. Its only temporary till i get this house sold here. Then im going to be back in Michigan, Not right in Detroit though LOL. Im looking at Dearborn Heights, or further near the airport. The houses ive seen out there are nice and the area seems str8t so thats my aim. As far as the boys, they both have had their bdays. My oldest is now 18 omfg!!!!!!! LOL 'A man" as Kevin and my grandpa says it LOL. My youngest is 17 and still a bratt! Well yall,,, I have two weeks left of treatments,,,,,,,,,, then another scan. If the Cancer is still there then my Dr told me there will be a

I Did It Again :p
OK EVERYONE....I ENTERED ANOTHER CONTEST :D THIS ONE IS FOR A 7 DAY BLAST, I NEED TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST 10 TO 20,000 COMMENTS.....SO LETS GET TO WORK :D!!!!!! tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} I APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I GET, MY FRIENDS ROCK ALL ASS!!!!! I NEED TO BE ONE OF THE FIRST 10 TO 20,000 TO WIN!!!! MANY SMILES tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} MANY THANKS tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} MUCH LOVE tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5}

To All My Friend
IF AM ALL THAT BAD YOU CAN DELETE ME IF IM NOT JUST SAY DITTO 9,675,000,000 ppl in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? damn, im lucky! send this to everyone you love. get 1 back - ppl feel sorry for you get 2 back - you have a couple true friends get 3 back - you aight get 4 back - your loved get 5 back - your adored get 6 or more - damn your a celebrity 3 hr ago

This May Be A Goodbye ....
Hello Friends, I have been doing alot of thinking lately.... Just not sure what to do, I met alot of GREAT people on here and some who I just cant take the BS from anymore. Im Not a mean person and I dont talk about ppl behind their back's yet, I seem to get the ones who play on their emotion's. I had 2 ppl tell me that two of my friends online has passed away and I believed them only to fine out through my own investigation it was all lies and now I have this other person whom I have become really close to telling me he may not be around much longer, see my thing is 3 strikes Im done. Im more of the giver and listener and like to make others lol. I just cant take the games and Drama anymore...... I wanted real Friends and I have some but this is suppsoe to be a Adult site and this is Not how Adults should act lying and cheating on each other. Taking a few steps back those who have my yahoo name well I may be getting rid of that as well,not sure.. Yes, Someone has played on my feeling

Love Potion #69
Okay, here it is ... the story of Love Potion #69! See Cupids go through the academic ritual of learning, as in most fields. Yes, I said Cupids meaning plural. The population explosion has quadrupled the need for little Eros's. (Cupids) The University of Aphrodite (Love) has many fields of expertise such as Angels, Cupids and Muses. Mending broken hearts, love potions and spells. Archives of Birth Records and notation of sex sprites are recorded (Sex sprites are flashes of energy radiated in the universe any time any one has sex). Along with research and development to enhance the feelings, strength, quality and length of love. Well Cupid #16969 fucked up, big time, excuse my language. Over in the 'Eros' building, on the second floor, in room 216, Cupid #16969 was practicing for the test, again. Cupid #16969 has been unable to pass this part of the finals exam several times now. Cupid was melting the formula of 'lovethenext', the solution that arrows are dipped in that makes p

Mid Life Crisis
I was just wondering about this... I mean guys go through it so I was wondering, do women? If so I wonder am I and when do I get to get my corvette and a hunk to do my bidding lol.Oh and the boob job from hell.Sorry just had to put that out there.Got an answer, Id love to hear it.

The Snap Out Part 2
Well if you have read part one of the snap out it is time for part 2...My snap out is about Carla...Aka...Pain Is My Passion...Well Little Ms. Carla..Im gonna bust your fucking bubble today and it's fine come on fire back with something...You are nothing more than a lazy lieing cheating whore...Dj Tigg...Shawn...while you was with Letstat...I mean come on trick..You did nothing but lie and steal from people who put a roof over your head...showed you love and tried to be your friend...oh i have been a paramedic for 12 yrs...i have my lpn license...Excuse me but you don't know shit...All you have is your cna lisence which a fucking monkey could obtain...using someone elses backround to get a man...why did you think no one who find out who you really are...Did you think everyone who be your friend if you lied about who you are...sorry no they won't..and i hope everyone reads this blog because then everyone will find out how much of a fucking fake you are...Hell they will even find out how

My Interest
I have so many interests that it's not even funny but I'll only name a few so this doesn't take forever. I love sports..not only watching them but playing too. Some of the sports I like are volleyball, football, baseball, hockey, and I love to rollerblade. I love my pets which includes, My Dog,named Mojo. I love music and when I'm working out I always have something playing to keep me energized. My favorite kinds of music are hard rock and alternative. A few of my favorite bands are Korn, Linkin Park, Hoobastank, The Used, Trust Company, Incubus, Disturbed, and Good Charlotte. I've been listening to Amy Dumas' band TheLuchagors lately and I really like them. I wish her the best in that. I try and watch a lot of movies because I can forget where I am and totally absorb myself in what I'm watching. I love watching movies with Julia Roberts in them and Sandra Bullock.. and I love Brad Pitt and Will Ferrel. Some of my favorite movies are All the American Pies, Oceans Eleven, Fight Cl

Me
why is it that ppl dont take time to want to get to know me? is it cause of the things i have said in my other blogs or in my profile? if thats the reason, that is shit. u ppl say whatever u want in ur blogs and other places on ur page and u dont give a flying fuck what u say. alot of u have pornographic pics for fuck sake. get the fuck off ur high horses and take the fucking time to get to know me, u just might be superised to see im a real fucking person. have a good day.

We Should Start A New Contest
We should start a new contest to determine what is the lamest part of Fubar. My first 1000 votes go to the Bouncers. I just can't figure out what the reason is for the things that they jump in on. They have to be getting huge points for their crap but I'm still wordering what the reason might be.

Friend // Defined
FRIEND A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because he/she has never given you any reason not to trust. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice him/herself for you.A person whom you can trust with nearly any information and count on to help you out of a difficult situation, also gives advice to help you avoid making a mess of your life; many people are considered to be friends, but few truly are. An individual who cares about you and seeks no personal gain from their relationship with you. A good friend will bail you outta jail. A best friend will be right there next to you saying "dude that was fucking awesome!!!!!!!"

Freedom Of Speech
Yes, I am a fan of freedom. Speech being one of those. However, I am also a fan of using my free speech and freedom to resist what I feel are social cancers. One of these "social cancers" I speak of is the fight of diversity or outright racism. Racists, sexists, and those that would call themselves superior, or even separatist, to other races or creeds have no place in my social circles. Yes, you have the right (at least in the U.S.) to spout whatever hate filled ignorant message you wish. And I have the right to call you ignorant and remove your uneducated drivel from my page and life. Now, why do I call people that believe this way uneducated and ignorant? Well, whether you believe in the scientific method (survival of the fittest/evolution) or intelligent design/creationism, it all started with one person/group. That's right, we are ALL brothers and sisters if you go back far enough. So, hate on yourselves if you must. But if you believe you are any better than anyone else due to

Warrior To Lord
***Warrior To Lord*** (February 14th 2002) There was warrior many years ago That a lovely peasant girl wished to know. He was the enemy in manys eyes But to this girl, he was her hero in disguise. He walked into her life all dressed in black With a promise to enjoy and never look back. He put her on his stallion and took her away This was not forever but she could be his maiden for today. The time passed and the inevitable happened The search was on for a traveling chaplain. Now the warrior has put away his sword He's found his lady, and she her lord. No more wandering hither and yon Their love is destined to live forever on. Written by Gina C.

Tears In My Eyes
As I sit here with tears in my eyes I don't know if he'll ever realize. The pain that I feel is because I remember The change that occurred that day in December. Thats when I met this fabulous guy Could I get him to notice me, I was sure going to try. We fell into lust and then into love We were perfect together, like a ball and a glove. For two years we laughed and suffered no pain Then God knows why, everything started to change. Our happy little home became aggresive and mean There was not much laughter or love to be seen. Now as I sit here with tears in my eyes I can see that I am losing him, my fabulous guy. Written by: Gina C. January~~~~~~2001

Yes, I'm Unhappy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, here's the deal...... I bust my ass EVERY day to make sure I catch up on rating everyone's pics and stashes, but only a select handful return the favor. Why do I even bother helping the rest of you out. If it is too much to return the favor and all you care about is your damn self, then remove me from your lists and I will gladly do the some. That just frees up more time for me to get to the ones that know how to show respect. Yes, I'm bitching and I have every right too. I'm NOT here to increase your fucking ego and make you think your big shit. I'm here to make friends and help out with getting them ranked. So Bottom line, if you want to stay on my list, start returning the favor if I rate your shit. Can't handle that, then don't let the Fubar door hit you in your ass. I'm NOT joking anymore, so I suggest you take this seriously and to heart. Thanks!! ~Alexa~

Yea So
IDK WHAT THESE THINGS ARE FOR..BUT IM VENTING HERE. IM SO PISSED. I DONT KNOW WHY THE HELL HE DID THAT TO ME. WHY HE FREAKING LEAD ME ON. AND THEN KNOWS THAT HE GOT ME. OMG. IM HURTING ON THE INSIDE SO BAD, AND OF COURSE NOONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT, SO IM VENTING TO MY BLOG. FUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO FUCKING BE THE SAME DAMN WAY. FUCK AND THAT STUPID WORD FUCKING THE L WORD MUTHA FUCKER..SAYING WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. FUCK! VENTING ISNT WORKING FOR ME SO IM DONE IM OUT. FUCK IT. FUCK HIM. FUCK ALL STUPID FUCKING GUYS WHO LIE TO GIRLS ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING

Chinese Horoscope (freakishly Correct)
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN..T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. (note)This really made my heart like jump into my throat. It is majorly creepifying. Honestly I did not even cheat, and it came out with answers I didn't even let myself believe until now.(end note) THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE N