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The Grand DaddyOk, so I gave in and created a lounge. Feel free to subscribe.....lots'o'luv!!!!
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Copy and paste the link and get your booties in there!!!
Three Little PigsThree Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
But why have
I'm A Loser Baby...Schedule for tomorrow:
I have... 5 stores to do tomorrow, technically. Big store in the morning, then the rest are small shit. Costs which don't take more than two hours per, and two photo labs, one is with one of the costs. Biggest bummer? Having around 4 hours between the morning and the photolabs/costs. Bleh. Will make phone calls tomorrow to find out if I'm gonna drive all the way home or not.
Had to do this conference call bullshit today. Apparently some people are complete and utter morons at my job... I do inventories for a few different medical supplies and apparently some have gone so badly that they had to be re done (not mine! in other offices/districts!) Come on people it isn't rocket science. Bleh.
Anyways, I'm going crossed eyed. I'm done.
XOXO
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Bite The Dust....againre·ject /v. rɪˈdʒɛkt; n. ˈridʒɛkt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. ri-jekt; n. ree-jekt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object) 1. to refuse to have, take, recognize, etc.: to reject the offer of a better job.
2. to refuse to grant (a request, demand, etc.).
3. to refuse to accept (someone or something); rebuff: The other children rejected him. The publisher rejected the author's latest novel.
4. to discard as useless or unsatisfactory: The mind rejects painful memories.
5. to cast out or eject; vomit.
6. to cast out or off.
7. Medicine/Medical. (of a human or other animal) to have an immunological reaction against (a transplanted organ or grafted tissue): If tissue types are not matched properly, a patient undergoing a transplant will reject the graft.
–noun 8. something rejected, as an imperfect article.
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Plz Dont Steal I Wrote Dizo were r u now dat i need u im slowly fadin away i gave u ma heart i gave u ma love but it neva seemz to b enough u just keep pushin me away ma heart iz slowly breakin i wanna stay but how much mo of ur lies can ma heart take tha tymez i needed u tha most u were neva der wen i cryed were u even der 4 me no wen told me u loved me it was all a lie but i believed u over n over u lied n hurt me n made me cry but i still stayed by ur side i trusted u i gave u wat was left of ma heart n u just broke it i cryed n needed u n asked 4 help but u alwayz to busy 4 me
Good DeedsBreakfast at McDonald's
> This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through
untilthe end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):
> I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed
my
> college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology.
> The teacher was absolutely y inspiring with the qualities that I wish
every
> human being had been graced with.
> Her last project of the term was called, "Smile."
> The class was ask to go out and smile at three people and document
their reactions.
> I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say
hello anyway.
> So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
> Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son,
and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.
> It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.
> We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden
> everyone around us beg
New Grand Pajust waiting for our new addition to my family seems like it gonna take forever for the little fella to get here but has me already weak in the knees,i dont remember feeling this stressed when my kids were born.But i do feel lucky that he will come into this world to alot of loving people. Wish me luck.
Do You Belive In The Bibleif you belive in the bible an want the whole story on christ buy the lost books of the bible i promise you you will think otherwise after reading
Gator-aid Please. . .What's amazing about this story is that there is no mention of the concern for safety of PEOPLE - kids walking on the beach, etc. The P.E.T.A. crowd comes out loud and proud of course. What the hell???
Alligator Found In Pillowcase on NY Beach
Gator Abandoned With Note on Case
POSTED: 7:02 am EDT July 30, 2007
BABYLON, N.Y. -- Finding a pillowcase on the beach is one thing, but what if it's moving?
An off-duty humane society officer knew just what to do. He called in a response team, which rescued a more than two-foot long alligator that had been abandoned on a Long Island, N.Y., beach.
Officials at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said someone had written "Live Gator -- Please find him a home" on the pillowcase.
The Suffolk County group is asking for donations to help them care for the alligator until it can be taken to a sanctuary. They are also seeking to find the person who dumped it.
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Starting Something NewI have started this year with a new out-look. I have decided, whether the past brought laughs or tears that it is the past.. and now I must create and live for the future. I have awesome people around me, I am always happy. I have created some goals to which I would like to accomplish in time. The each goal has a certain time limit and I am doing well with conquering each one successfully. Setting smaller goals, makes the larger ones so much easier to reach and not so far fetched.
My horoscope for the past week, has been amazingly similiar to situations I have found myself a part of. Its funny because I was thinking "wow, they are good," not looking at the whole picture. there are so many people, and we all received the same horoscope. It was actually reassuring to know, there are probably 10,000 people reading it and saying "wow, that is so true" lol. I went from thinking too much into it, to just reading it and saying "how are we going to change this....or; ok, now wher
Relay For LifeOur relay for Life is this Friday are Hall high school in Spring Valley. If you can make it please come and join us. This subject is very near and dear to me. I am a 9 year survivor of cancer. I will also be on the radio on WLPO 1220 promoting the relay, so if you can listen. I am so excited.
Well Excuse Me!!!!Ok so i put Cherrytap on my salutes and they reject them. HOW GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like you can't tell its not me...RETARDED ppl i tell ya!!
Dictionary Of Bdsm Terms A-gLast updated 01-June-2007
Note: These pages are copyright by Franklin Veaux. You may reproduce the contents of these pages, provided you do so intact and unedited, and you provide credit and a return link.
This glossary is intended as a guide to many of the terms you might hear in the BDSM community. Note that you should not assume everyone who is involved with BDSM is into everything listed here; many of the specific practices described in the Glossary are quite rare.
It's sometimes common for people who are involved in one particular type of play--bondage, for example, or perhaps spanking--to believe that what they do isn't BDSM, on the mistaken idea that being involved in BDSM means being into everything from pain play to extreme sadomasochism. In fact, nobody is into everything, and even in the BDSM community, not everyone has the same tastes, the same limits, or the same ideas.
If you see something described in here which you personally find disturbing or offputting, that's fi
Wile E. Coyote SyndromeSadly, i have been recently diagnosed the dreadfull "Wile E. Coyote" Syndrome for younger viewers also know as the "Waspinator" sickness.
Symptoms are as follows:
Constantly hurting ones self.
Reaching for a goal that always slips away.
Falling off cliffs
Getting blown up
Hurting ones self constantly do to ill planned scheems and ideas
And life generally kicking you in the head everytime your down.
Though I will not die from the desease I will get hurt becuase of its affects.
Pray for me.
;-P
Marriage On Fubar/tap ?Marriage on Tap/Fubar the question is do you take it seriously on puter to be faithful to that person or do you play cyber Tramp and cheat online with another, Did you ever consider a Tap/Fubar divorce? Does anyone take this serious when they read that you are someone elses wife/hubby or slave/Master ok off my soap box I know its all in the cyber world but does that count for anything or is it just overlooked and gone on like the profiles that people don't know their gender and age? Giggles !!
Help Me In A Contest!I am currently in a contest right now...please come by the link below and comment bomb my photo so I can move up in place. Thanks to everyone who is willing to comment.
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JeeeezOne day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried
to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old,
and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the
well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back,
the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top
of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over
the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
No Lyin QuizNO LYING QUIZ.
1. last beverage: coffee
2. last phone call: Bobbie-jo
3. last cd played: mixed cd in my car
4. last time you cried: last night
5. last text message to:jenn
SIX HAVE YOU EVERS.
1. dated someone twice? nope
2. been cheated on? yep
3. kissed someone & regretted it:nope
4. lost someone special: yes
5. been depressed: yes
6. been drunk and threw up: who hasnt
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS.
1. baby blue
2.PURPLE
3. hunter gree
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU.
1. Made a new friend?
Yep sure have
2. Laughed until you cried?
Yes
3. Found out who is your true friend?yes i have
4. Is there something you want to tell someone?
no i tell everything
5. How many kids do you want to have?
i want one more. but not right now
6. Do you have any pets?
well if u consider my moms dog my pet then 1.
7. Do you wanna change your name?
in the process
8. What did you do yesterday?
ran around. went to sleep around 4 pm. Erik came home about 5 crawled i
Mad LoveAnd though I’ve tried to reach you
And time is closing in on me
Most of us
Can carry on as if nothing ever matters
But I ask you my love
Will you hold on to me forever?
But when you love me I’m fine
So love me just one more time
‘Cause when I said, “I love you”
That’s forever
Do you remember when sunrise meant
That we should close are eyes
And words were just obstacles
Between our hello’s and our goodbye’s
And I was your savior
And you were my queen
And love was the answer
To just about everything
But when you love me I’m fine
So love me just one more time
‘Cause when I said, “I love you”
That’s forever
Can you take me?
Take me from this hollow place
Can you hold me?
Hold me
And take away this pain
I’ll always remember the part
When you’ll always remind me
Of the possibilities
And maybe you and I will re-fall
Re-tune and find a way
But when you love me I’m fine
So love me just one more time
‘Cause when I said, “I love you”
That’s for
James 'jay' EastwoodI'm disgusted that this type of human being drove all the way to wolverhampton to meet me from liverpool, when he already asked someone to marry him, he is not to be trusted!.... HE is a two timing DOG, and he deserve being caught red handed for what he has done..... LADIES.. if this guy approaches u on your profile and wants to be friends and then flirts with u outrageously, then decides to meet up with u, make sure he hasn't already proposed marriage to someone else!. two timing BASTARD
Hotit soooooooooooooo hot today im on the computer and still sweatin even with fan
Can't You Get Into Shitfor having more then one profile on here an know for a fact theres people on here that do but i couldn't prove it
The Right Kind Of WrongKnow all about
About your reputation
And how it's bound to be a heartbreak situation
But I can't help it if I'm helpless
every time that i'm where you are
You walk in and my strength walks out the door
Say my name and I can't fight it anymore
Oh I know, I should go
But I need your touch just too damn much
Loving you isn't really something I should do
Shouldn't wanna spend my time with you, yeah
Well I should try to be strong
But baby you're the right kind of wrong
Yeah baby you're the right kind of wrong
it Might be a mistake
A mistake I'm making
But what you're giving I am happy to be taking
Cause no one's ever made me feel
The way I feel when i'm in your arms
They say you're something I should do without
They don't know what goes on
When the lights go out
There's no way to explain
All the pleasure is worth all the pain
Loving you isn't really something I should do yeah hey.
Shouldn't wanna spend my time with you, yeah
Well I should try to be strong
But bab
So Witness Me JoblessI have recently joined the ranks of the unemployed. . .its pretty lame and I'm bored most of the time but I've made a promise to myself. . . .NO MORE CALL CENTERS!
So yeah. . .very bored me. . .
I'm SorryI'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."First hit reply then copy the code
(repost of original by '¢¾ Life' on '2007-08-01 12:04:03')
(repost of original by 'Drunk1 {6 Days to Nowhere Mob Boss}{NSFW MILFsTop Stalker}' on '2007
Aquafina Label: It's Only Tap WaterAquafina Label: It's Only Tap Water
NEW YORK -- So you thought that water in your Aquafina bottle came from some far-away spring bubbling deep in a glen?
Try the same place as the water in your tap.
PepsiCo Inc. is the latest company to offer some clarity about the source of its top-selling bottled water as it announced on Friday it would change the label on Aquafina water bottles to spell out that the drink comes from the same source as tap water.
A group called Corporate Accountability International has been pressuring bottled water sellers to curb what it calls misleading marketing practices. The group has criticized PepsiCo over its blue Aquafina label with a mountain logo as perpetuating the misconception that the water comes from spring sources.
Aquafina is the single biggest bottled water brand, and its bottles are now labeled "P.W.S." The new labels will spell out "public water source."
"If this helps clarify the fact that the water originates from public s
Our Men In Uniform...kudos To ThemSubject: Fw: Military Rules By Service
> >>
> >> Marine Corps Rules:
> >>
> >> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> >> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> >> 3. Have a plan.
> >> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
> >> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone
> >> you meet. 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber
> >> does not start with a "4."
> >> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> >> Life is expensive.
> >> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
> >> (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
> >> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> >> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> >> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you
> >> lose.
> >> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber,
> >> stance,or tactics. They will only rem
Another Tp LetterVon: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" Ins Adressbuch
An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net
Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Don't Let Me Get Me
Hey guys!
I didn't intend to write so soon but I wanted to share something with
you. Tomorrow, Wednesday on HOUSE OF PAYNE, these two episodes had me
bent over laughing. I want you to check them out if you can. But on to
the reason that I'm writing…
Over the last few years or so I've been keeping a journal just to
remind me of all of the miracles that I have seen in my life. You
know there is not a day that goes by that I don't say, "Thank you
Jesus!" This has been an amazing ride!
I have a friend that I have known for some time now. Over the years I
have watched him try to get his life and career together only to see
him seem to get it on track and not several weeks later watch it fall
apart.
One day he asked me to take a look at his life and tell him what I
saw. Well, when I thought
Principles Of Love!!!1. Love is the longing of all life for being.
2. Love for others is the longing for the being of others, an emotion without which neither we nor the human species would survive.
3. Love for others motivates altruistic behavior; that is, behavior not in the interest of one's own personal survival. Thus paradoxically one's longing for being can bring one's own being to a premature end.
4. Love for others is also the basis for moral behavior. For when all are loved, each has equal dignity and worth.
5. Love for others is, however, merely an extension of love for being, upon the strength of which depend all love, all happiness, and all pleasure.
6. The more love, the more being; the less love, the less being.
7. Thus those who love only themselves restrict themselves to one, while those who love only one other restrict themselves to two. Those who love only their own family, tribe, or nation, excluding others, are similarly restricted. There can be no true communion,
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Rachelher eyes can make a day bright, she is always in her own light, even slept with her the other night, i love her with all my might , see when i have her she is so sweet, i want her and my friend to meet, i always am getting her a little treat, she eats corn but hardly ever eats meat, went to the park just the other day, then when i went to leave she wanted me too stay, when i am with her she makes my days bright and gay, always with me she wants to play , she has my eyes and my hair , call her all mine but i don't dare, because so many other people care, for her , so i just sit and stare, out at the trees that sway in the wind, to her all my love i will send, even now my heart is on the mend, i hope her love for me will never end, so i sit here with a smile, even though i haven`t seen here in awhile, i would walk many a mile, just so i could see her pretty little smile, i don't like when they come and take her away, wish i could just stay with her everyday, i know that i can`t do anyway
Goin' To Atlanta!!!!Well ya'll, here we go again...
Just got my traveling orders from Dispatch for next week. Headed for Atlanta.
Have to shuttle trailers back and forth from Knoxville, TN. to Atlanta for a Big convention.
Sooooooo.....If you see a Big Red Peterbilt with "Doug Andrus" all over it....HONK AND WAVE!!! But please wave ALL your fingers at me K??? LOL
Bummer DudeSicilian mother cuts off 61-yr-old son's allowance
Thu Aug 2, 7:43 AM ET
A Sicilian mother took away her 61-year-old son's house keys, cut off his allowance and hauled him to the police station because he stayed out late.
Tired of her son's misbehaviour, the pensioner in the central Sicilian city of Caltagirone turned to the police to "convince this blockhead" to behave properly, La Sicilia, one of Sicily's leading newspapers, reported on Thursday.
The son responded by saying his mother did not give him a big enough weekly allowance and did not know how to cook.
"My son does not respect me, he doesn't tell me where he's going in the evenings and returns home late," the woman was quoted as saying. "He is never happy with the food I make and always complains. This can't go on."
Police helped the squabbling duo make up and the two returned home together, with the son's house keys and daily allowance restored.
Most Italian men still live at home late into their 30s, enjoying their
Just Call Me "stumpy Dumbass"Man cuts off hand for Hindu goddess offering
Wed Aug 1, 9:28 AM ET
A 23-year-old Nepali man cut off his right hand after morning prayers and offered it to Kali, the Hindu goddess of power, the Annapurna Post local daily said on Wednesday.
Rajesh Tajpuria, who runs a drug store in the southeastern town of Rangeli, is undergoing treatment at a hospital, it said.
More than 80 percent of Nepal's 26 million people are Hindus who frequently sacrifice animals such as goats, buffaloes and roosters in temples.
Young At Heart: Week FiveKeep on Moving
Leave your car at home and walk for a change. Walking is a great for, of exercise because you can do it at any age. It is a terrific way to relive stress and stay in touch with your neighbors and community. Set aside at least twenty minutes to walk each day. Slip on a pair of comfy walking shoes and put those feet in motion. Notice how much better your body feels when it moves. If you have trouble motivating, find yourself a walking partner. Whether taking an urban stoll or a hike in the woods, see, smell, and hear the environment around you. Appreciate the things you might have overlooked if you were traveling in a fast-moving car.
*Taken from the book "52 Ways to Stay Young at Heart" by Lynn Gordon*
How To Talk To Women1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED PERSON."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
Courage"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that frightens us. We ask ourselves 'who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?'
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
- Marianne Williamson
A Young Ones Poemmy life is like a tornado
like thunder when i cry
if teardrops were my happiness
then life would fly by so.
my soul was lost in darkness
waiting for your love.
the sunlight has begun to fade
in your shadow i remain.
i live in hopes you love me
but i know that won't be.
so i must drown those thoughts in
constant hate
just to get by one more day.
i can't concentrate on nothing but
the love i feel for you.
will you please tell me now
what it is i must do
to have you love me as deeply
as the love i feel for you.
How Cancer Destroys Lives.This October will be three years to the day cancer took my heart. I have not been the same since that time. I havent been able to love life like I should or even live it like I should. I did not get cancer but cancer took my mother away. Viciuosly and violently. The cancer came without warning and executed the heart of my family.
She was diagnosed with gall blader carcinoma that spread to the liver and kidneys. She had no chance at survival in fact she died from the cancer in two weeks. In three days she went from being able to talk and comprehend to going into a coma never to wake up.
On Friday we were woken up at 6 in the morning telling us to get down to the hospital when we were told she had six months to live. So after a day of getting her prept for chemo we left her at midnight. Feeling devistated we were getting ready to fight this with her.
Saturday morning we were woken up to the doctors urging us to get down there. We spent all day at the hospital with her
Today, A Recap.Lets see I got into a huge fight with my mother.
Called every single person in my phone book left about 10 voice mails. Return phone calls as of this moment: 0. Left wondering why I call these people my friends?
Ate way to much, slept way to much.
Watched Epic movie, thought it was stupid.
Wonders who will read this. I can think of about maybe 4 people. If more than 4 people read this I will be shocked!!!
Really horny with no one to fuck. Please keep lewd comments to yourself, because if you really felt that way you'd be in your car and not reading this.
Watched Big Love and started day dreaming about marrying a man and having sister wives. Then watched Entourage and started day dreaming about fucking the guy who plays Turtle(Jerry Ferrara).
Spent most of the day e-mailing a maybe possible bf. Then he fell of the face of the earth around 2:30pm, wondering what that's all about.
Wanted to drop kick the chihuahua today. Found my missing panties under the couc
Weekly Wiccan Horoscopes - Week Of 8/5/07Weekly Wiccan Horoscopes - week of 8/5/07
ARIES [March 21st - April 20th] - The Wicca card drawn for you is: The Crone
You are being called to the wisdom place, to go within and release any attachments to the outside world at the moment, so that you can gather understanding of your current experiences and so make sense of your life. A maturity is called for that gives no place to familiar emotional patterns or thought processes, but rather uses each opportunity to see beyond the illusions of small self and so step into a far greater reality. You have just experienced (or will shortly experience) a change or release that requires some deep responses.
TAURUS [April 21st - May 21st] - The Wicca card drawn for you is: The Green Man
Prosperity and richness can now be yours. Relationships are highlighted too. Positive action will bring about positive change. Love needs to be appropriately acknowledged - now is the time for you to find what you need and then go out and claim it as your
Recluse.It has finally happened I've seen the light
Time to turn day into night
No more causing pain or self abuse
Time to live as a recluse
Anything I feel or happen to see
Will only be known by me
All will be buried, left unsaid
As that side of me I put to bed
In the draw stays the pen and paper
As the writing will surely taper
Things that I can't help but write
Will be filed and out of site
For many I can see varied pains to come
Easily they may be averted by some
A warning or another option is all they need
Time to be hard and cold, let them bleed
I loved being able to write and talk to assist
Alas, this must all be dismissed
Raising the cup to my mouth I take a big gulp
Realizing my mind is turning to pulp
The positive energy I once did emit
Will now be unmoved, just sit
I weep, almost cry
As I close my minds eye
It has finally happened I've seen the light
Time to turn day into night
No more causing pain or self abuse
Time to live as a recluse.
Set Our Souls On FireOh, to caress
the sweet warmth of your breasts,
the flesh, firm yet pliant, 'neath my fingers,
causing a swell
of desire to dwell
in that beautiful bosom, which lingers...
The soft, silky feel
of your skin sends a thrill
and a shudder thru me as we touch,
with our arms wrapped around
one another, we drown
in the sea of desiring so much...
sheer bliss for me
this would utterly be,
to fulfill our desires, set our souls on fire,
with the passion of you around me...
Your sweet lips, so full,
entice as they pull
my tongue out to mingle with yours;
they wrestle and twirl,
and my head starts to whirl,
making me want you much more...
The caress of your hands
as they're stroking the glans
of my penis excite as it grows
and it throbs in delight
awaiting it's flight,
in the wetness which from you now flows...
sheer bliss for me
this would utterly be,
to fulfill our desires, set our souls on fire,
with the passion of you around me...
As my manhood enters
Driving While Pregnant LolI was driving to go to the store for a birthday gift with my lil girl in the car. The Air conditioning isn't working cause the belt broke on it. So it is 98 degrees and I'm almost 7 months pregnant. So to begin with I'm kinda pissy with all that. Then I was driving past a bridge with an exit ramp on it and this guy cutts me off not just cutting me off but pulling out in front of people comming at him and then I see him flipping those people off. So I honk my horn flipping him off and I'm cussing him up one way and down the other. In the back seat I hear bad word mommy oh that one is too. So I'm trying to explain to her that he could have caused a accident and we all could have gotten hurt as well as some others on the road too. So we are talking the back road to the store and the guy is still in front of us the whole time and ass we were getting close to the next town he slows down. Which before he was going 60 to 65 but no now he wants to drive 45. I'm thinking you gotta be kidding me
Social Security Secrets ..........Subject: Social Security secrets ..........
>
> Dark and best kept secrets about Our Social Security.
>
> Many years ago in Seattle, two wonderful neighbors,
> Elliott and Patty Roosevelt came to my home to swim on
> a regular basis. They were a great couple full of
> laughter and stories that today I continue to marvel
> at Both are now deceased, but their stories remain.
> During the years of our friendship we had many, many
>discussions about Elliott's parents (President Franklin D.
> and Eleanor Roosevelt) and how his father and mother
> never intended for the Social Security and Welfare
> programs to turn out the way they are today. Elliott
> used to say that if his parents returned to earth and
> saw what the politicians had done to their programs
> they would have burned all of them in hell.
>
> Here is a story I received today regarding the Social
> Security Program and I immediately thought of
> Elliott's comments
BartenderAint nothing working aint nothing right
Theres a whole in me that I cant fill
No matter how hard I try
Hey bartender hit me with a double
And introduce me to that girl with the bubble
Im looking for trouble tonight
No momma dont trust me tonight
You be the center baby
Id be the quarterback
Hike hit the tailback
Watch it on playback
Jah smash that hitting that redbone
Up in the endzone biting on the collarbone
(chorus)
I just want your company
I just want you to comfort me just come with me
Hey bartender hit me with another
I just about had to kill this brother
Shit Im looking for trouble tonight
You be the beauty - baby
Id be the beast
Who gives a fuck take it to the bedroom
Take it the streets
Take it like a man muthafucker
Yo bitch chose me muthafucker
(chorus) 2x
Take me there take me with you
I cant be alone tonight
I cant be alone tonight
I cant trust myself tonight
I cant trust myself tonight
Baby please dont trust me tonight
No please
Mark 13; 24 ;-- 31;24 ; In the days after the tribulation ;the sun wil be darkend ;moon will not give light.
25 ; the stars of heaven will fall,
and the powers of the heaven be shaken.
26 ;Then they will see me ;Son of Man coming out of the clouds with great power and Glory.
And he will send his angels ;and gather together
his elect for the four winds, from the faatherest part of the earth,to the fartherest part of the heaven.
28 ;Now learn this parable from the fig tree ;When its branch has become tender,and puts forth leaves, you know that summer is near.
29 ;So you also when you see these things happening, know that it is near-at the doors.
30 ; Assuredly I say to you these generations will not by no means pass away till all these things take place.
31 ;Heaven and earth will pass away,but my words will by no means pass away.
Amen ! Amen! Do come quickly Lord Jesus Christ ;
The True Man Wants Two Things: Danger And Play. For That Reason He Wants Woman, As The Most Dangerous Plaything.Ok, I got to get this off my chest today.
I finally went last night to the late night movie and watched Transformers...again. Fucking awesome movie and I enjoyed it a lot. I went by myself cause my roommie is out of town and cause I enjoy going alone sometimes. I can relax and enjoy it over in the corner or in the back like I am there all by myself(once I block out all the others there anyways).
Well, afterwards I needed to stop by Walmart to pick up a few things and just to waste some time cause I was bored and restless last night. It was after midnight so there wasn't a lot of people there at all while I was strolling around looking at different things.
Ok, this is where things started to annoy me a little. I am single and new to the area. I am not online to date or to even worry with meeting people in person. I feel that by talking online and then meeting is a little risky. People always have this image of who you are and exactly what you look like in their minds and if
Reflections"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full.
I say, are you going to drink that?"
~Lisa Claymen
The Reasons Italians Are The BestI never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's your way of being, your attitude, it's what makes you proud."
THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST:
1. Italians are the greatest lovers
2. Italians are the greatest kissers
3. Italians make the best wise guys
4. Nobody loves their mamma like an italian
5. Italians are without a doubt the best looking people
6. It took an italian like Columbus to discover America
7. No one cooks finer cuisine than the italians
8. The Pope lives in italy
9. Italians have the toughest godfathers
10. Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian
11. No nationality is more "jocked" then italians
12. The reason for the fact above is the italians are the loudest and the most funniest people around
13. Italians have the only children who come in
My Artworka friend asked me to paint an old wooden JAX beer box, so i painted a desert scene on one side & an Indian woman making a magical pottery bowl, in beautiful bright colors, it was a sucess! i enjoy painting rocks, cloths & any many objects, like sckulls & bones & rocks, wood, etc..now how can i add the pic? i painted several cow sckulls that is my favorite.
these items are hard to find, even in texas.
im always on the lookout for items to paint, like furniture & murals.
if you look on my website
www.artistjeannes.com
you can see some samples.
thanks this is my first blog here, i have one on yahoo 360 if your interested here is a link with a pic :) thanks aj
edit: the pictures links are in my stash :)thnx guys & gals!
http://360.yahoo.com/artist_jeanne
"breaking The Design""Breaking the Design"
breaking the design
souls entwine
stepping out of line
aware of the fine
comprehending the crime
love so sublime
transcending the divine
dissenting in time
unwilling to mime
rewriting the rhyme
together they shine
breaking the design
by Jon
"halo""HALO"
JUCIDIOUS
LUNACY
RACKING
SCORCHING
CONSUMING
ESSENCE
BREACHING
ACTUALITY
DISCOURSING
APOCALYPSED
CONVICTIONS
INUNDATED
PLANES
ACTUALITY
DISTENDED
REGENERATED
INFLAMED
DISCERNING
UNACCUSTOMED
CEREBAL
UNBALANCE
INITIATES
ANEW
by Jon
Iced Coffee Made At Homei have started drinking iced coffee at first i didn't think that i would like it. Well i tried the McDonalds' coffee and it was good.
Starbucks hot/cold coffee is good but costly so this is what i have done.
I buy Milstones flavored coffees i mix caramel truffle chocolate and french vanilla blends together and it makes the best coffee ever. then i add ice and a shot if 2% milk and a shot of cask & cream caramel cream liqueur and drink omg it is so good just thought to share this with you all a different way to get loaded for breakfast lol
enjoy your day
from C& T Stash Club--seejaykaygee
It Really Does Take Someone Special To Be A DaddyBegin Rant..
I was on the phone with a friend of mine today. He was complaining about his ex girlfrind. Apparently she is trying to get money from him for child support. He is telling his ex's that he isn't working in order to skip out on the child support payments. This is the match that lit my fire. Now, he works. He works in exchange for rent and also gets about $150-300 a week, depending. He says he can't afford to pay for the kids right now so he is saying he isn't working. This added fuel to my fire. I told him that I was sorry, but I had to side with the ex's. He chose to get his dick wet, he needs to take responsibility for it. I told him that something was better than nothing and that I didn't see him trying to get a better job so he could take care of the kids. I really got upset and really started thinking. Make me realize that this is a friend I do NOT want. Made me realize that there are so many dead beat dad's and now I have insight to how they think. It makes me sick!
Be Strong,honey.........A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Answers Tocreation Verses Evolution Is In The Bible In Book Of John And Hebrews.. Read On >Ok at church the serman was as this ;
1.God the Creator made this all in 6 day and 7th. day rested..
2 The world is said to of took 14 billion yrs to evolve .. , say sicentist ,:
Who can say God ,s time wasnt, 14 billion yrs.
cause God,s time is his , we know not his time zone or leanght or shortness, period of time. It,s different that ours times here on the earth.
then you ask why things are put off balance on earth.?why things are unjust.; When our reaction should be, where does expectation come from.?
does it come from eveloution , no .
there are not to be bad happening if we be of evolution.
where do we get the expectation of compassion , hope, wanting. needing , trying to make things right or better. / this is all from our Lord And creator installed in us as humans. he gave theses gifts to us . he the creator did all made all put feeling , compassion , love , all else he added to us . how in evolution would this of come about. if we were evolved from a mas of bl
I Want To Take A Moment To Say Prayers Now To God> Our Heavenly Father>Oh father see us thru this day < may you Bless us and keep us; close to you in all ways .My you use me, my talents and gifts as you will. I want to serve thee and do what I can in thy name.
Lord thank you ; for all in my life and for letting me see and belive and giving me of free will to have faith in you..Please help those hurting in ways they cant seem to over come illiness or loss or griefs or lonliness what ever it be... those who seek love or ansewers in,
their lives; I ask in Thy name that you,ll comfort them and send answers for them. If it be thy will..keep us all strong in thy faith oh
Lord . let not Satan tear us down .. help us to hold fast and strong . May you fill up our hearts with joy , and love and hope , and a peace and faith ever strong . to go on in thy faith and may our faith never be shaken.Than- you oh Lord for all thy Gift, s given unto me and thank you for all thy blessings..I ask in ;
Thy name for so much to be given to all , and I hope;
The Most Wonderful GuyI have a bad habit of hooking up with the asshole guys. All of them have been abusive either mental or physically or both. I just got to the point where I don't want to have a man in my life anymore.
A few years back in a chat room that I go to, I met a guy and we started talking. We have been talking ever since then. Online and offline. He has shown me through his words and actions that not all men are like the men I date. He is sweet and loving all of the time. And while we don't date because this is online, there is a closeness and a bond between us like nothing I have ever had before with anyone else. He can call me on the phone and if I have nothing to say because either I am down or just not in the mood to say anything, he will just remain on the phone and let me breathe in his ear so to speak. I can be myself totally around him. He loves every little thing about me. The good and the bad. I can go to him with all of my problems and he is ALWAYS there for me to cry
Life....It feels like I haven't been off work. I have to go in tonight and don't really want to. Don't get me wrong. I love my job but, its gets boring. My husband is currently outside fixin his car. I'm watching my nieces play. Need some excitement around here. My baby sister is turning 25 the 10th. I can't believe it. Seems like only yesterday my mom was bringing her home from the hospital. My mom said I hated her at first lmao. But, one day she gave up and placed her in my lap and said "this is your baby you have to take care of her she loves you". She has been my heart ever since. I love you baby sister!!!!!
I Hate HimI'm sorry but I've had enuff. Moved Arkansas a few monthes ago from Georgia. I thought life would be better new start. He's gotten worse. I love my husband but I hate him. I'm not going to explain. I'm just venting. I'm a widow on weekends, he comes home whenever he's done drinking and whoring around. I can't take this anymore. He's making my soul die inside. I have to go back home. Anything is better than this. whew. that felt good. have more to say but not going to at this time. Will post another vent another time. Wow, didn't know just that little bit would help that much.
A Vision Of BeautyPicture a rainbow butterfly sparkling like a diamond in the grass,
picture a thousand scarlet poppies blowing in the wind,
Isn't that your vision of beauty.
Have you ever walked beside a crystal lake,
and heard the never ending harmony of birds,
That's what beauty is.
Did you see the never ending turquoise sea,
or run across the golden sand,
Isn't that your vision of beauty.
Beauty is the glowing silver moon,
the shatters of shiny stars,
Isn't nature the most beautiful thing in the world?.
AlwaysWhen you need a shoulder to cry on,
Remember that I have a warm embrace,
Ready to offer comfort.
When you think I'm being too tough,
Remember that which does not kill you
Makes you stronger.
When you need a friend to listen,
Remember that I am here for you,
Always.
When you doubt me,
Remember that I once knelt at your feet,
Washing them in service to you.
When you lose faith in yourself,
Remember that I never did,
Nor ever will.
At Home Feels OddWell I'm starting my third day at home and I must say it feels a little odd. I'm loving being with my roomies again. I'm thinking about going out exploring again before I head back to Charlotte. It seems like forever since I've been in Durham. Sometimes I feel like my life is spinning out of control. There's no telling where Ill be from day to day anymore. I'm not even close to sure where I stand anymore but I know what I want. I'm confused about so many things right now. I came home to hide from the world and so far it's helping. I'm no closer to knowing what's going on in my life but I'm resting a lot. Life in Charlotte is one big party. It's fun but sometimes I just need a break. Going away from NC was great and I'd go back to where I was in a heartbeat. There's someone there I miss very much. It looks like I'm going to be doing a lot of traveling in the near future. If I haven't answered your email yet I will. I've been doing a lot of hanging out with my friends.I miss them so much
The ExWell on saturday night I went with my friends out and about the itty bitty town I live in. I was having a good time and enjoying the drunken conversation. Ran into one of my former best friends (we just grew apart but still love each other). I was happy to see her until she pointed to the back corner of the bar. "******* is here." I followed her eyes and saw him standing in the back of the bar shooting pool. Since I was in the karoake room I didn't see him come in. I just smiled at her and said "That was a long time ago." She just smiled back like ya right. I went back into the karoake room cause well I didn't have nething to say to him. The bad thing was is that he was back by the bathroom. And well a drunk girl uses the bathroom a lot. So I kept having to walk by him. He didn't look at me when I walked by but the second I was past him he would stare at me and watch me like a hawk. I knew that cause I would turn around and catch him watching me. I was pissed off cause he didn't have t
My WeekendWell the weekend went way to fast as always..but wow what a good one it was. I was home early again on Friday...started my weekend off just right. The Dell guy came Saturday to repair our laptop..and well there two more parts coming this week..so then we will practically have a new one..damn thing better work! Hubby had to work and I dropped our son off to my parents. We went out with a couple friends of ours..dinner and back to hang out at there place...played some high stakes poker ...I was the third to get naked lol guess i knew more about poker than what i thought! I drank a new ..well to me anyway liquor..it was called hypnotix...wow i loved it..so much i drank the entire bottle...I wont be doing that again..lol So Sunday was my recover day...needed it! Best thing to help you get over a hangover..sex..no wait a minute for some reason I think sex is the cure for it all..well almost anything anyway! Well hope yall had a great weekend and Kisses until next time!
UpdatesJust wanted to let you all know that I just received a call from my sister and my mom made it through her surgery. Now their concern is that she is not waking up from the anestesia.....so please continue to keep her in your prayers.
Will let you know more as i know.
thanks
Saving Naaman The Syrian"And many lepers were in Israel at the time of Elisha the prophet; and none of them were cleansed, saving Naaman the Syrian." When Jesus was teaching in His hometown of Nazareth (remember, He was born in Bethlehem, then went to Egypt, then came back to Nazareth with Joseph and Mary), the people in the synagogue were perplexed. Jesus stated that He was the fulfillment of a prophecy Isaiah had set down centuries before -- excerpted in Luke 4:18 and originally written in Isaiah 49:8-9 and 61:1 regarding the Spirit of the Lord upon One who would preach and heal and set at liberty -- and several voices came forth "Is this not Joseph's son?" They were right but they were also wrong. Jesus cited that prophets weren't accepted in their own country and, just as He did with His parables, provides examples the audiences of His day on Earth could relate to and were familiar with. He cites Elijah's visit to a widow not in Israel, but instead in Zarephath (spelled Sarepta in this passage), a village
Mystical EldersTHEY ARE THE ELDERS WHO HAVE SEEN AND BEEN BOTH GOOD AND EVIL AFTER MANY YEARS OF BOTH HAVE CHOSEN GOOD. THEY HAVE CHOSEN TO TEACH TNE WISDOM OF THE GOOD OF MOTHER EARTH, IN HOPES THAT THE YOUNG WILL HELP CHANGE AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM SEEM TO BE ITS END. IT IS SAD THAT MAN HAS NOT LEARNED THAT IT IS SO EASY TO BE GOOD, ONE HAS TO WORK SO HARD TO BE BAD. IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO TAKE ALL THAT ENERGY AN PUT IT TO GOOD USE.
THE MYSTICAL EDLERS ARE VETRANS,BIKERS,EX CONS, HOOKERS, AND PIMPS, OF THE WORLD. THEY HAVE SEEN WHAT IS HAS DONE TO THEM AND OTHERS, NOW THEY ONLY WHAT TO PASS ON THIER WISDOM TO THE NEXT GENERATION IN HOPES YOU CAN MADE MOTHER EARTH A BETTER PLACE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION.
Stupid MeA few things went wrong and I got embarrassed.
She thinks she did something wrong, now I am sitting here waiting for her to return.
Debshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz_LHKrgDY
Rude To Very RudeRUDE TO VERY RUDE
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
____________________________________________
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came
from.
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3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
____________________________________________
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and
showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
____________________________________________
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
____________________________________________
6) What makes men chase
Dust In The WindDust in Wind Lyrics from Kansas
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I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.
For A Moment Like ThisYour love
Your touch
Your loving kiss
A moment like this
I don't want to miss.
Some people wait a lifetime
Some people search forever
For a moment like this
With you, I've found happiness
I've never known
You're more than I ever knew existed.
More than I ever dreamed of
Every breath that I take
Every moment I'm awake,
I think of you
It's all I want to do.
This world can be so hard but,
With your love I know things can change
And no longer will I feel the sadness
Nor loneliness and the pain
Feeling your embrace,
my heart begins to race.
With you, I found what I was looking for
Behind me, I shut the door
Knowing deep inside
I have to search no more
For you, my love is everlasting forevermore
Oh Heavenly Father A Prayer For The Grieved Andthose In Pain And Suffering And The Homless >Dear Father we ask in Thy Name if you will comforth those who griev for Ray that passed on few minutes ago . We ask in Thy Name if youll send love to those suffering over this loss and strenght and hope ; Show love oh Lord to those needing you now.. . also Lord there is a 14 yr old girl with cancer Sonya ; please oh Lord if it be Thy will give her all your Grace and love and show mercy and help her to heal and not have to cope with this cancer . maker whole and free from it oh Lord . She is one of Thy children needing you now ; To do Thy will and she needs a Great blessing ; bestowed on her in Thy Name we ask oh Lord; .Lord there ia another friend in here to he needs you ,he is down and out and has two dogs doesn,t know where to turn too for help he was driving a truck just so he,d have a place to sleep cause he is now homeless, so on . He need you oh Lord to lead him to answere for he is thinking of joing the Military now. He needs a way to cope and he needs you oh Lord . Pease show
Mah Cuzin In Texis Sent Me TheeusA major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
Welcome............WELCOME SINNERS! over time thats what we have all become, that is according to most beliefs, and lets face it we are all on fubar with playful thoughts ;) well its time to say fuck the judgement! lets just have a good fucking time and base ourselves around a different perspective, RESPECT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, dont waste your time getting ran over or used. say loudly and clearly to those bastards, FUCK YOU! then come take out your agressions with people you can relate to! 69SINS represents all that is real, we are blunt and to the point. we dont believe in the sell out FAD bullshit. we are true to ourselves! so if your true to yourself, and find that you share the same frustration about the stupidity of the masses, check us out! you may dig it! www.69sins.net
First BlogWell crap I've never done this before, but hey everyone's doing it right? I'm 28and separated. For those of you that know me I am truly sorry about that, and to those whom I may meet don't believe a thing that anyone that knows me says...not that they are probably lying or anything, but only because you to will have some weird, embarrassing, and or disappointing story of your own to tell some day soon.
Let's see here I guess that I'm supposed to put something about myself here and share my feelings about puppy dogs and snowflakes and where I have come from and where I am going, ... but I'd rather not if it is alright with you. I don't have a dog anymore and I haven't seen snow in Virginia in the longest time. I'm trying to forget where I just came from, and I don't know where I am going. (at least not at this moment)
If you are reading this I apologize if you are bored or hungry I can not do much about those things, but I can...uh ...I don't know (SHOOT..it sounded good in my head,
Finding Your Heart.Breakfast at McDonald's
This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):
I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with
Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions.
I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even
I Love You....I Love You
© By Kandyce N. Summers
I Love You
With my every breath,
With all I have left,
From the deepest depths,
Of my heart, I love you.
With all of my strength,
With ten miles' length,
Every thought I think,
I think that I love you.
For the length of forever,
As long as we're together,
Through good and bad weather,
For always, I love you.
Until the very end of days,
Until God takes my breath away,
Until death separates our ways,
Until then, I love you.
When no one is there,
When you think no one cares,
When love seems too rare,
Remember, I love you.
When everything's gone,
When all has withdrawn,
When hopelessness dawns,
Don't forget, I love you.
When you fall down,
When your dreams come unwound,
When hope can't be found,
Be happy, I love you.
When you make mistakes,
When you're filled with hate,
When you're old and gray,
Even then, I'll love you.
My Love For You...My Love for You
© By Sadie A. Jones
The extent to which
I love you cannot be
captured in words
or in a phrase.
It is not possible
to count everything
I love about you
by any number.
The depths in which
my soul holds you close
could not be measured
in feet or any
distance traveled.
There is no name,
not even the most perfect
of names
that could justify
the love expressed
in what you mean to me.
There are not enough words
in existence
to describe what I feel
when you hold me tight
and gaze into my eyes.
It is not possible
to have a phrase
that could capture
the essence of my
hearts desire when you
are with me.
But if there were a number,
it would be infinity.
If there were a distance,
it would be endless.
If there were name,
it would be true love.
If there were words,
they would be burning passion.
And if there were a phrase,
it would be I love you
in everything that I am.
Band InfoWhat Up My Peeps! Evil_Corpse's 6 track Demo release date has been pushed back. When I get the date I will Post it. Evil_Corpse's official web page will be up shortly. Date will be announced. Band pics well be autographed and put on e-bay. 8x10 and 8x11.
B-dayMy Birthday is coming up Saturday id really like a blast as a present 1,3,7,30 are all fine with me
ill return the favor when its your b-day
thanks in advance
__®Pain®__
Forget Regretif i could think about anything else -
if i could sleep - i just want to see straight....
around and around and around this old world is spinning but i am still.
just still here.
but i'm fine.
i think i'm fine
could it be that i regret too many things i need to forget?
or forget things that i need to regret?
tell me something? do you love me for who i am?
do you love me at all?
all love is - a pink thing. and fluff. a cloud for sleeping.
but i cant sleep.
Why Men Are Never Depressed:WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
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Sadest Day Of My LifeToday was the sadest and hardest day of my entire life, my almost 3 year old niece was buried today, after a tragic drowning incident that took her life on Thursday August 2nd, 2007. Sometimes I cry out of no where, other times, I'm as strong as I can possibly be, but most of the time, I'm just numb, I am trying really hard to hold myself together for my 5 year old nephew (her brother) and for the most part I do it very well, and when i feel myself about to cry, I just go lock myself in the bathroom, until I can collect myself for him again. My sweet princess is gone, but she will never be forgotten, nor will she ever be replaced. I love you my princess, and you play hard in God's Garden, and when its time for me too join you, I know that I will.
Dancing In The Moonlightcan't imagine anything worse then this oh!
You had me at our very first kiss
Why did this love go
To something as bad as this?! Oh woh!!
Sing to the shadows of moonlight
Feeling the music flow threw you
Twirling and dancing to twilight
This is what I love to do
Making friends with the shadows on my wall
Chacing wild unseen dreams
Fighting for something that seems like nothing at all
But nothing is not as bad as it may seem!!
You act like no one understands you
You and I are nothing to this world
I'm gonna tell ya what I'm gonna do
I'm not stand around watch as our love is unfurled!!!
So take a chance spread your wings
And dare to take flight
Cuz' you'll have no more dreams
Untill you stand up and fight!
Isnt It The Truth...Im really scared...
I dont want to do this...
I dont want to go...
But I have to...
This is so horrible...
Doing this alone...
Its going to hurt a lot...
They are going to hurt me more...
All so full of knowlege,
Yet so empty of feelings...
Emotions,
Whats that?
A world full of hope,
Yet many drems lost at sea...
The feelings you give me are not so free...
I guess this is the end...
Where I stop my restraint of tears...
They say its almost over,
But they still sit and dweal for years...
I cant take no more...
The pain it just keeps rising...
To finish this project...
Is far out of the question...
The only issue I have...
Is a question that is unanswerable...
WHY!?!
I Am In Such Deep Love With YouTell me what it is about you
that made me fall so deep in
love with you
This feeling I get about you is
so real that it gave you
my heart.
You are the only man
that I have ever fallen in
love with and I am proud
to tell you I gave you my
heart.
You are so wonderful
your eyes give me a smile
when ever I see them
Your smile makes me happy
to know that I put it their.
Is this real?
I just know it is just by
the look in your eyes that you
give me when ever we
are together Sweetheart
trust me when I
tell you I love you more
than anything in this
world and their is no one
I would rather be with
but you.
Do You Know If You Ask In Gods Name All >?can be given unto you ;
Do you know God wont place on you you more than you can handel....?
Do you know God comforts and cares...
Do you know God has all the answeres ; But do you know , God wont give all answers
Cause he wants us to learn and trust and belive in him ;
we have to find our faith in him ; God wont force us to know him ; or love him...
or except him ; He holds his arms open for run to run to .. he,s our father waiting..
he doesnt forces us to accept him.. To qoute a great friend , it,s the learning process. God wants you to learn and accept him of free will. to many reject him ; It , breaks God ,s Heart . But He gave to us a choice .. You must make that choice ; Cause if you dont you,ll be lost for ever more..
I want to pray now ; Jesus in Thy name may you show them lost the way out of darkness an bring them light .. Amen..
?I dont realy know what to say or write on here. but hell what ever.
Definition Of LoveThey didn't have you where I come from
Never knew the best was yet to come
Life began when I saw your face
And I hear your laugh like a serenade
How long do you want to be loved
Is forever enough,
Cause I'm never, never giving you up
I slip in bed when you're asleep
To hold you close and feel your breath on me
Tomorrow there'll be so much to do
So tonight I'll drift in a dream with you
As you wander through this troubled world
In search of all things beautiful
You can close your eyes when you're miles away
And hear my voice like a serenade
How long do you want to be loved
Is forever enough
Cause I'm never, never giving you up
Is forever enough
Cause I'm never, never giving you up
Promised Land2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land."
Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land.
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Written For Her MasterBecause of You
I feel your gentle touch
Yet, there is no hand to hold
You have kissed me with tenderness
Yet our lips have never brushed
You are here, way deep inside
Although in another part of the world you abide
Yet because of you, I breathe...
News!oh guess what? I got offered a really amazing opportunity to become apart of a team who will be creating a website for a large Adelaide business firm. how cool is this ... could possibly lead to a full time permanent position! Im so happy ... not like any of you guys care anyway lol ... anyway Im in class so I better get back to work now.
The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 5Sea Eagle's Wisdom Includes:
Carries souls back to the dreamtime
Soul world memory
Retrieves lost soul parts
Oversees soul retrievals
Sheep/Ram/Ewe's Wisdom Includes:
Maintaining balance in dangerous situations
Confidence in ones abilities
Fertility
Courage needed to maintain balance
New beginnings
Abundance
Assurance in new areas
Caribou/Reindeer's Wisdom Includes:
Connection to home over long distances
Power of wandering
Protection while traveling
Social skills
Retention of ones power in group situations
Ability to go long periods in the dark
Hippopotamus's Wisdom Includes:
Proper use of aggression
Ability to move gracefully through emotions
Mother-fury when necessary
Birth of new ideas
Protection of family
Spider's Wisdom Includes:
Master weaver
Weaver of the web of fate
Wisdom
Creativity
Divine inspiration
Shapeshifting
Understanding the patterns of illusion
Female energy for t
The Meaning Of The Spirit Animals Part 6Koala's Wisdom Includes:
Ability to climb over obstacles
Recognizing the value of slow movement
Ability to remain above the fray
The power of yoga
Helpful advice giver
Llama/Guanaco/Vicuna's Wisdom Includes:
Overcoming materialism
Moving over hurdles
Comforting others
Withstanding cold
Peacock/Peahen's Wisdom Includes:
All aspects of beauty
Immortality
Ability to see into the past, present, and future
Dignity
Self-confidence
Rising out of ashes
Rhinocero's Wisdom Includes:
Learning comfort in solitude
Connection to ancient wisdom
Knowledge of self
Proper use of ancient wisdom
Trust of instincts
Seal's Wisdom Includes:
Protection during change
Lucid dreaming
Protection from danger
Movement through emotions
Creativity
Antelope's Wisdom Includes:
Understanding the conversation of death
Value of strong survival skills
Ability to leap over obstacles
Swiftness
Gentlen
Why We Do It !Get up everyday and yet I am unhappy,
why because I cant help feeling alone.
Sit and wonder everyday,
why we do what we do ?
In the rat race we call life,
surrounded by hate and pain.
Why we do it?
Because some of us have too,
and then there are others that give up.
I myself cant give up,
done that to manys times in the past.
Now I want nothing more than the best,
for me anyway.
I came a long way,
and we all deserve the best.
So for once think of yourself,
just for today.
EVERBODY NEEDS LOVE !!!
Online Bar W/o A Dress CodeWow I'd like to see more faces and less tits around here I'm sure every guy on here would disagree haha.
Seriously though seeing some girl showing herself off and guys too is so tacky to me if everyone can see it what fun is it to go after?
Just a thought take it or leave it!
Different Variations Of Doggie StyleTwo buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
Jersey SurveyONLY TAKE IF YOUR FROM JERSEY OR LIVED HERE FOR AT LEAST 10 YRS
1) What's Your First Name?
Cheryl
2) List Your Nicknames?:
Chicky, Pookie, Minxy.. did I forget any?
3) Every Group Of Friends Has A Hot Spot In A Parking Lot Where Is Yours?:
Key City and Quik Chek.. used to be anyways
4) Very Late Night Munchies 24hr White Castle Or 24hr Taco bell?:
Neither, 24hr mcdonalds drive through. or better yet.. the diner
5) What's Your Favorite Diner In Jersey?:
Key City bitches
6) Your Favorite Food From That Diner?:
Chicken fingers and cheese fries with gravy
7) Ever seen FDR?
nah
8) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins?
Drunkin Gonuts.. I mean Dunkin Donuts
9) Best Mall To Go To in Jersey?
I'm actually kinda partial to the Cherry Hill and Hamilton Malls
10) Best Beach in jersey?
LBI or AC... (I don't go to the shore so often for the actual shore.)
11) The Most Tasty Slice Of Pizza You Ever Tasted Is From?:
Hmmmm... right now I'd just do anything
New PhotosFor some reason, it was not making notifications when I posted some new photos, which I did earlier this evening. Please check out my new NSFW album and tell me what you think of the phots.
What A Dayman i woke up this morning to find a blood clot in my rotted wisdom tooth[gross eh] anyhoo called muh dentist,i just have to rinse with salt water until i get it yanked! next month sometime!
had the same random bank dude hit on me again.
I had to hack mums comp to fix a glitch,so all is working now.
um i took new pics if anyone cares
ill probably be on tonight if u wanna yack
im gettin a tattoo on Aug 30th
um,yeh thats it for now!
:D
The Rainbow CoalitionSubject: FW: Fwd:Fw: Four friends
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the
rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a successful company at the bottom
of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is
also my pride and joy. He started working for a big
airline, and then went to flight school to become a
pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich
that
TrustTrust
She is in the moment.
Her breath, coming slow and easy.
Her wrist bound by silk rope,
Stretched towards the ceiling,
As though she where reaching for her God.
Her eyes, covered in a silk and leather.
Her body draped in lose white satin.
And nothing else.
He moves about her slowly, softly.
She can hear the light sound of his movement.
His quiet breath.
His deep whispers of his intent,
His commands.
And she trembles,
In anticipation.
For he is her God, in this moment.
Nothing but he exists.
Nothing but him, matters.
And as he moves about her,
Touching lightly, gently.
Her nipples harden,
Skin glistens.
Breath comes shorter.
Clit becomes erect.
And she becomes wet,
In sweet anticipation.
He talks of his love.
His uncompromising devotion.
His honor, of her complete,
Submission.
In whispers.
And by his deft touch.
She trusts him,
Without question, pause, or fear.
For she knows his love is real,
As Is hers.
Unto him she gives up her soul,
Alright..So no more drama shit... here it is..
Today the reality that I'm completely single hit me.. I'm not too sure I'm diggin it.. all at the same time I am...
I think I miss the dependancy you get when your with someone.. the reliability.. whats fucked up is in my past 3 relationships.. Thats something I havent had... in a long time..
First one... I moved in with.. We shared the bed.. and living space.. but it was always very obvious it was HIS house and HIS things and well.. the.. mutual feeling you're supposed to have.. was never really there.. it was always HIS.
Second one.. If anyone remembers.. flipped out one night.. and left marks all up and down my arm as he tried to confine me to a room I no longer wanted to be in..
Third one.. Well he decided drug use was more important then maintaining a relationship..
and last but not least.. the last thing I just broke it off with... the only thing reliable about him was... he was going to come home... he was goi
August 10, 2007I got to thinking about the ex tonight, and this song popped on my player. I swear it reads my moods.
Dig it.
My Profilei added a brief summary on my profile for those of you that dont really know me go ahead and read it I want people to know about my life before becoming my friends ty mwah
blondie
New PoemWhat am I?
by Megan
Visions bubbling left and right
Keeping me up almost all night
Tales of a particular creature
Enormous and black is his feature
Eyes gray as smoke in a cloud
Looking at me and all around
Glistening teeth so white they glow
Ready to bite and let the blood flow
Legs strong as steal and swift he can be
You better run because he will hunt down thee
Snifing your scent with a sensitive nose
He knows every single place that you go
His thirst for pain is his best friend
Hoping to destroy and put you to an end
Sitting still, not moving an inch
I quivered in fear trying not to flinch
Not having any place to go
I knew that I could not be slow
So I dashed real fast to my car
Praying that it would not be far
Opening the door, I quickly jumped in
But unfortunately so I did not win
Piercing my arm with a vicious snap
He broke my arm right in half
Dragging me out unto the ground
I took a last look to see what I've found
Looking into my eyes
Junk Cuz I Am BoardYou opened it, you have to do it.
3 Names You Go By:
1.Jess
2. jessi
3.Jester
2. Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Bra
2. undies
Looovvve Survey
You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY!
[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex?
not at this point
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
YES but could use some more
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
While you were sleeping
[04] How many times have you honestly been in love?
2
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
ABSOLUTELY
[06]What is something you wish for?
Money and a place of my own
[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
YES
[08] Your thoughts on online or long distance relationships?
Don't know, have never really tried
[9] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
Yes, but that never works out
[10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
YES!!!!!!
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
I have three
What Time Of Day Are You?You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.
What Time Of Day Are You?
This is so true!
FeelingsI love you more than words can say
I hope you will never ever go away.
I hope you will stay here with me
maybe then you will see
how much I love you
how much I care
& how much I want to always be there
when you are hurt, when you are sad.
seeing you happy makes me glad.
when you are mad, it makes me blue
I only want the best for you.
my past relationships are nothing compared to this
I can hardly wait till our next kiss.
I am certain, I am sure
that my love for you is totally pure.
you are my world, you are my life
maybe one day I will be your wife.
I do not know if it will last that long
but in my heart you will always belong.
I do not know if we are to be wed
only God knows what lies ahead
but as of right now
I give you this vow
I will love you for the rest of time
on me, you do not have to spend a dime
I do not care about the money
& no I am not trying to be funny!
I am being serious
so do not think that I am delirious.
I do n
My WishMy Wish Lyrics
This is my ultimate favorite song right now...and who doesn't want this?
Doombah PottyhineyMY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor fo
DreamingI think you already know how much you mean to me,
I often think about us and how we came to be,
It is a beautiful thing that we share,
Nothing on this Earth could even compare.
I need to reassure you that my love is real,
And I need to express the way that I feel,
Nothing is impossible to achieve,
If we just have faith and continue to believe.
Great things have truly begun,
And I will be there cheering you on,
I know you will make it to the finish line,
And then you can, truly be mine.
I will not fail in my desire,
To get us through the heat and the fire,
And when we have overcome all the pain,
A true, everlasting love will remain.
To this end, I will be here,
Loving you more every day dear,
This is the dream I have today,
I do love you in every way.
The dream is real,
See how I feel?
Dreaming it with you is great,
It is now a dream, but I can wait...
There Comes A Point.........There comes a point when you stop wishing you could be with him and start wishing you could just get over him. This is the point when yu know you're in the most pain and can't deal with much more. When you reach this point you don't know what to do and no longer understand why you can't just let go. Does anyone know how to make this point in a person's life better? I know someone who is having a really hard time with this. She has a couple of people who really want to be with her but the person she's in love with doesn't seem to be one of them. Is she just a loser for loving this guy?
Duke UniversityTook my moms into Duke University Medical Center Clinics this morning for a mammogram......When I walked her over to the examination area she asked if I was allowed in,thank God they said no...Cause oh man,nothing like lookin at a bunch of nasty lookin old ladies getting their breasts examined!...........LMAO....Hence,crisis averted...LOL
SupplyKindergarten:
Please do not label supplies.
1 box of 8 colored pencils
4 boxes of 24 crayola crayons. (not jumbo)
1 pair fiskars scissors (small blunt)
2 dozen #2 yellow pencils
4 (6-pack) glue sticks
1 bottle white elmers glue
1 box of each ziploc bags, gallon, quart, sandwhich, and snack
1 package paper plates; boys bring large plates girls bring small plates
1 large box unscented/ hypo allergenic baby wipes
1 large box unscented tissues
1 box of 8 crayola markers
1 box Black dry erase markers
1 dry eraser for dry erase board
1 backpack WITHOUT wheels
2nd
1 dozen #2 pencils w eraser
3 large pink erasers
4 plastic pocket portfolio folders with prongs in the center( 1 each of red blue green and yellow
1 box 48 crayons
scissors
large bottle of while glue
large box of tissues
school box with latch (5x8 to fit in desk)
Ziploc bags (gallon or pint size)
2 marble composition books for journal writing
1 pack of notebook paper (wide ruled, any amount)
2 red penc
5 New Sex PositionsMIX IT UP
Exploring your sexuality can be a dead end if you don't keep one destination in mind: her happiness.
THE DOWNWARD DOG
The purpose: Allows for deeper thrusts
How it works: She's facedown on the bed, hips raised
The benefit: This position creates a snug fit, "making you feel larger," says Rebecca Rosenblat, a sex therapist and the author of Seducing Your Man. It also puts pressure on the hard-to-reach pleasure zones just behind her vagina. To last longer, try "shallow thrusting and deep breathing," advises April Masini, author of Date out of Your League. "Exhale with each thrust."
Hint: Don't be a battering ram. "Move your hips from side to side, too," says Diana Wiley, Ph.D., a sex therapist.
THE FACE-OFF
The purpose: Makes height differences disappear
How it works: You sit on a chair or the edge of a bed, she faces you on your lap.
The benefit: Greater flexibility. "She can easily control the angle and depth of entry," says Wiley, "and this is a good
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Tired Of The Fightingi am tired of this fighting that has been going on between my wife and i. i have stayed away from her for a couple of days just to let things calm down. but guess what that didnt work, i went out into the living room where she was today and thats the first things she tried to do. she tried to start an arguement with me. needless to say i did yell back but i stopped and came back into my room where i am staying again.
EncouragingIt's time to peel back the emotional layers despite your fear of what they might reveal. Your intuition knows better. When you are ready to accept the truth about what's not working for you, you may find someone with whom you can identify and the reaction could be overwhelmingly encouraging.
I Have Found...I have found that no matter where you are or how you meet people, you'll alway find those that think the world revolves around them. To those who can't seem to get it into their thick skulls, if you think someone is going to stop their life, pick it up and move to you....YOU'RE DUMB! To those who think that you can actually convince someone that lives many states away that they love you....YOU'RE DUMB! To those who seem to think that age isn't a factor to everyone...YOU'RE A FOOL! To those who think that butterflies really exist in your body and its not some fucked up chemical reaction that you're having...YOU NEED A BETTER EDUCATION! For those who tell others that you are their friend and refuse to really be one...YOU'RE IMMATURE AND NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP!
You know who you are if you're reading this and I've said it to you before...if you're not this person, realize that you most likely know someone like this and you should feel free to laugh a little...and hope you are not
The Pastor's AssThe Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
Race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
The pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
Rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
The next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
She sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
The donkey and lead it to the plai
Ok Yeahso chris calls me up at liek 1030 chris is a good friend always good to see him, and says hey gonna be in the area come hang out. so ok i go
ok ive decided people suck, not chris mind you but i would so much rather be with my cupcake right now..
AgainAgain I added new pics...check them out and rate em please, comments welcome..lol
Thanks to Wild Harley, and Star man who already did!!!!! muahssssssssssss
Just Some ThoughtsTe hace sentir bien cuando me ves llorar?
Cuando me haces sentir que no valgo nada?
Cuando dejes tu recuerdo en forma de manchas negras por todo me cuerpo.
No hay excusa por de una manera o otra siempre es mi culpa,
Que eso te ayuda dormir?
Diciendo "Si no me provocas, no pasara nada"
Hacerme pensar que me lo merezco.
Si eso te hacer sentir mejor de ti mismo, hazlo.
Pero va a llegar el dia que yo no lo voy a aguatar
Sabes que, ya ni me duele tanto
Un dia ya ni me va a dolor
Y cuando llega ese dia te vas a quedar solo y sin mi
Porque aunque estoy quebrada y acabada, no se me a olvidado como volar
Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are 2 O's in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."
"Ooooooops!"
Spouseal Abuse / Amened This Blog To Include Men/ Child Abuse Signs And Warnings@2 Look For >>You see a lady fidigity alot kind a shaky or scared trimbling when she speeks . always looking around or over her shoulder lots. Or maybe a bruses on her and there are scars , or always worry about her spouse where he is and if he is close to see her; Or over hear her. Or a lady who cant have girl friends is at home always at home ; And cant see family or friends , kept seperate from her out side life locked in her home with spouse .always is with spouce you never see her alone . sh cant have money and she cant do shopping alone or laundry at luandry mats alone , cant even go to Dr,s offices alone.. this is all signs of abuse and I know all to well all these and more.
Men are abused by women too.
be not fooled these signs happen to men just in reverse. Men can be fidigity , shaken alot , not trusted by his wife or sig. other., beaten and they wont hit back cause they are taught not to hit women. a man usaually is scared and wont say or show it .
A child being abused
11 Go Figure ????? :pLAYER ONE: Spell your name with animals (or reptiles?!)
C cat
O ostrich
R raccoon
R rhino
I iguanna
N nemo???
A anaconda
LAYER TwO:
-- Name: Corrina
-- Birthday: Aug 13 /74
-- Nickname: QT, princess, eleven, ele, C, Cor,
-- Current Location: outside on the patio at home
-- Eye Color: brown
-- Hair Color: browny/blonde
-- Right or Left: right
LAYER THREE:
-- Shoes you wore today: flip flops
-- Your perfect pizza: salami and mushroom
LAYER FOUR:
-- Best holiday: Halloween
-- Most missed memory: my doggie dingo
LAYER FIVE
-- Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper.. Dr. pepper
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Mickey D's
-- Adidas or Nike: nike just do me
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Hot Chocolate: hmmmm tie
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
LAYER SIX: Do You...
-- Curse?: y th number 11 fuck
-- Do you sing?: yes all the time
-- Want to go to college: been there done that
-- Get motion sickness: only on elevators that dont srop
-- Think you're a health freak
DaddyDaddy
Why did you not want me.
Daddy
why did you hurt me so
Daddy
why would you do that
Daddy
what did I do so young
for you not to want me.
Daddy
I love you but i hate you too.
Daddy
your not in my life now
you was for a short time
and you will never be again.
Daddy
hear my cry
Daddy
your made this happen
Daddy
I don't need you
Daddy
I don't want you
Daddy
it took me years to feel this
Daddy
see what you did to your own
flesh and blood.
Daddy
remember the time you wanting me
to take a test because you
kept saying I was not yours.
Daddy
people that didn't even know
I was yours but knew you
said I looked like you.
Well Daddy guess what
You don't have to ask again
even thought I have your blood
running through my veins
Your not my daddy
I am not your Daughter
Any guy can make a child.
But it takes more to make
a daddy
you will not give me away at
my wedding when I do
Marry.
You will not be there for
anything that happens in my life
Dad
Stop Calling!One of the greatest dilemas in the world, choosing if I should go out or not. lol I am so tired right now and want nothing more than to sleep, but my phone will not stop ringing with all sorts of people calling me. How many times can I say no till I just give in. lol Well anyways, I am going to try and stay home. Have a great night all.
Later,
Sarah
A Mum Trigured This Memory / Me About My Succuideattempts . Im Trying To Let Those Know Its Not Attention We Seek Its Deep Depression And Hitting Tdeep Depression and hitting bottom feeling Numb not wanting to feel at all. it hasnt anything to do with attention.. read learn plz...
I was succidial at one time in my life well actually 3 times ..See I did first atempt and failed , then went tried again and failed. both time s I came out of it with family watching me ; close cause I was in a deep depression . But weeks went by and my life keep crumbling and my kids were taken away . I was lost devastated . Hit bottom I Feft like I had nothing and was nothing so I took 200 or more prectripton drugs > after 40 min or 50 min. I passed out my family found me called ambulance , Parametics can tried to talk to me revive me , I was all out of it they found bottles and ask my family how many pills were in them ,and so on.
I dont remeber much it was hazy . I was put an IV and heart monitor and such machines on me . my heart beat failling fast they said . rushed me in to Er room . I was out . Dr,s came in did what ever they did , I
Searching......I been searching around my surroundings for the answers of all my questions for so long and hard that some days some of the answers appears front of my face as clear as day light and some answers comes into my dreams and imagination…most of my answers hasn't reveal its true meaning, purpose, and it consists to me yet! The feeling of waiting upon the answers to your questions is sometimes makes you crazy and you feeling like you go into a frenzy but there's times when you're just calm, collect, and cool that you can waiting for another day for your questions to be answered. Searching within yourself and outside your limitations can be risking and full of challenges…yet, you can manage and maintain yourself as a person with a single goal in life! Everyone has their own specific goal in life…as for my specific goal in life: it's just to be satisfied that I did my very best on completely my life's journey and making others feel and see that I'm a good and true person…when it's my time to l
Please Ppl...remind Me Would Ya!So, the next time I say I'm going out, and that I'm drinking before hand, please remind me (firmly) NOT to drink wine.
I can drink 10 beers, SoCo and sambuca chasers, not throw up and still feel peachy the next day...this is NOT the case with wine.
I woke up this morning plasterd to the leather couch, the remains of what used to be chicken (I think) and even more worrying...pantless. The gas fire was on full whack and there on the floor was my roomie, also pantless only minus the chicken (if that's what it was).
Neither of us can remember coming home, leaving the bar, how we became pantless, neither can I remember walking bare foot over broken glass in the kitchen, and now that I've removed the piece sticking out Im still none the wiser. The pounding head however is diverting the pain from my foot so we're good.
So, my dear friends...remind me never to drink wine again please.
I Carry Your Heart With Me - Ee Cummingsi carry your heart with me
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)
ee cummings
BlahA;right I just woke up with the worst dream ever. I just had flash backs of all the times i've been hurt by someone I loved.
Do You Know?The lineage is fnally revealed. Many poeple are at a loss for a response when some says, "you don't know Jack Schitt".
Now you can intellectually handle the situation....
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt Inc. They had a son Jack...
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt....
Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married a Dumb Schitt, a High school drop out..
however, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schit later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock...
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son a nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt...
Two other of the six children, Fulla
BlackYour Lucky Love Color is Black
When someone gets to know you, they still make feel a bit intimidated by you.
You are alluring and sexy, but you have a dark, dangerous side that you don't hide.
And just like your color suggests, you are sophisticated and wise - especially when it comes to men.
Your heart is hard to win over. You don't fall in love easily... or often.
What Does Your Lucky Love Color Tell Men?
ThoughtsOkay, so these thoughts are always runnin' around in my head, and I just have to get them out. They aren't directed at anyone. Its just a little release - thats all.
Sometimes, you think you have a really good connection with someone.
You try your best to connect when you can.
Time and distance makes life and living difficult.
Then you discover that everything you've been told, everything you believed - was a lie.
If I could - I'd scream in your face.
If I could - I'd scratch at your eyes.
If I could - I'd shove you away.
But I can't. And even if I could - I won't.
I wish that people could be up front and honest. "I can't stand drama. I don't like to play games." How often do you hear that??? Seriously.
Well, I say "FUCK THAT SHIT"
I'm done.
I've had it.
Don't cover my heart with sweet sugary drippings of love and affection. You don't mean it, and I don't want it.
If you want to be in my life - tell me the truth.
Love me.
or Hate me.
It doesn't matter, really. I'll
Its Just MeI get a funny feeling,
it comes from deep inside.
I get all mad and angry,
wanting to go and hide.
My doctor calls it depression,
my sister says it's just me.
But the thoughts and feelings,
no one will ever be able to see.
Some say I'm psycho,
some say I'm just weird.
It's like I'm a different person,
and the old me just disappeared.
I get really edgy,
I want to commit suicide real bad.
Then I get a headache,
followed by feeling sad.
I wish I could get help,
I wish it would go away.
Maybe if I keep praying real hard,
it will some day
Y0u Had Me Al0neY0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
C-ya!Jackhammer has left the building!
Sorry My Blast Did Not Consist OfT*TS AND P*SSY, I AM JUST A CLEAN GIRL WITH CLASS,WOMEN SHOULD RESPECT THEMSELVES AND NOT ACT A FOOL WITH KIDS ESPECIALLY, HOW PATHETIC AND SAD!
Are All People Nasty Hereonly been on for a day and seem to meet alot of nasty people, are they just haters? my friends all seem real cool but i've blocked 6 people already. is this the norm. for this site
My SanityLast week was the worse week of my life.
Friday night I went to a concert and got whiplash from people being thrown on my head.
Sunday I got stung by a yellow jacket on the cheekbone and my eye swelled up, looked like someone beat the shit out of me
Monday I woke up sick as a dog
Thursday they turned my gas off because of some stupid bank mistake I made and it cost me 125.00 + the 59.00 bill I owed to get it back on
Thursday night I went to 378 and my car started acting up.
Friday went to pay the gas bill and get it turned back on (never had utilities turned off in my life!) And my car completely died! Had to call someone to come tow me.
Friday afternoon after my car broke down (I guess the last straw) I started shaking and hyperventelating. Thought I was going to have to go to the ER or something. I just stayed in bed all day, took 2 hydrocodones (made me better)
Then the guy I am seeing says he will fix my car. I said it's a sensor or the fuel filter. O
Pms=insanityFor at least two days of every month I turn into a psychotic bitch. There is really no getting around this issue. I suppose I could eat more soy, take Adavan, or shackle myself in a padded room until the full moon passes. I cry at the drop of a hat, react instantly with fury to insignificant comments and everything is taken as a personal attack to my already fragile ego. My poor children tip toe around me and each other, waiting for yet another completely random intense eruption of nonsense that could only compete with a hormonal Vesuvius. There is no logical thought process, even *girl logic* is offline during this time. I find myself festering and pouting and scowling about nothing and everything. Very few things appease this. Of course chocolate cheesecake and copious amounts of chardonnay do help somewhat, but in the end they are empty calories that I will feel huge amounts of guilt for consuming after the fact. And the cycle continues. Nobody that has the unfortunate privilege of
Never ForgetNever forget to tell the ones that you love that you love them when they are leaving. Even for the day. You never know if that is going to be the last time that you ever see them. I know, because 21 years ago my grandmother was taken to the hospital and the last thing that I told her the day that she was taken that I hated her and never wanted to see her again. She passed away on my birthday. I have never felt so bad in all my life. Even today, the people that I have become friends with on here and other sights, I will never tell another person that, even my ex wife. LIfe is too short and you never know when you are going to loose someone that you or someone that you may love. As the saying goes it is better to love, then to hate.
More Questions :d1. Hi, my name is.... Alissa
2. Never in my life have I... eaten caviaar
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is... Emily...and my mom...so that's 2 but whatever.
4. High School is... well, it WAS fun lol
5. When I'm nervous... I talk...a lot (ok, more than usual, people WORK WITH ME!!) :D
6. The last time I cried was... I dunno...I forget.
7. If I were to get married right now my maid of honor/best man would be... Shell
8. My hair is... blonde and curly
9. When I was 4.... I fell and about completely severed my tongue lol
10. Last Christmas... was BUSY lol
11. I should be... finishing so many other things but I'm waiting for dinner to cool
12. My favorite thing to do is... nunya :D
13. The craziest recent event was... a whacky weekend :)
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be... I'm kind of a combination between all of the girls on there. lol
15. By this time next year... I want to be in a better financial position than I am now (dit
What If I WasWhat if I was to kiss you,
Maybe hold onto you tight,
Sing a song into your ear,
And make love into the night
What if I was to lift you up,
And then kiss you in the air,
Touch your skin with my hands,
Run my fingers through your hair
What if I was to take you away,
From this world and show you mine,
Show a love with me can last,
Forever and ever and all time
What if I was to pick flowers,
And go around the world to you,
Would you be in total shock,
Or feel this love is true
What if I was to make you feel,
Nothing you've ever felt before,
And finally you know that love is real,
You just had to go and explore
What if we were to click,
Just like that from day one,
Would you be able to tell,
That true love had begun
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Wasted YearsThere's a game life plays
makes you think you're everything they ever said you were
Like to take some time
Clear away everything I've planned
[Chorus]
Was it life I betrayed
for the shape that I'm in
It's not hard to fail
it's not easy to win
did I drink too much
could I disappear
and there's nothing that's left but wasted years
There's nothing left but wasted years[x2]
If I could change my life
Be a simple kind of man try to do the best I can
if I could take the sides
I'd derail every path I could
I'm about to die
won't you clear away from me give me strength to fly away
[Chorus]
There's nothing left but wasted years [x3]
[Chorus x3]
Brain TeaserStudy the five brain teasers. Then, see if you
can answer without looking at the answers.
Very interesting! Don't look at answers!
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to
choose between three rooms. The first is full of
raging fires, the second is full of assassins with
loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest
for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds
him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you
use it, and gray when you throw it away?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without
using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how
quickly you can find out what is so unusual about
it. Looks so plain you would think nothing was
wrong with
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How Long Will It Last?Your Relationship Will Last... A Long Time!
This may be hard for you to swallow, but you and your guy might not last
At least not forever. He's somewhere between Mr. Right... and Mr. Right Now
No doubt your guy is a great catch - and generally good to you
The odds are, however, that someone better is out there!
How Long Will Your Relationship With Your Guy Last?
Weight LossWeight...an issue I have dealt with my entire life...as have many. So this is the scoop.... I dont make excuses anymore....I just do something about it. Randy...one of my lifelong best friends and myself have been tackling this issue together now for several months. He has lost a total of almost 200 pounds and I myself 45. What an amazing feat! It has not been easy and there is so many times you want to quit...but were both incredibly strong individuals..and were treading through. We are one another's inspiration! So wish up luck ..and that our success will be an ispiration for others!
TubingI went tubing again. Yeah, so happy about that. I went to Big Rapids, never been there before. I had so much fun. I went with people I love and care about. My baby, my girl Xiomara, and old and new friends. (Shout out to D, honey I Luv U, we almost lost ya, but we got you...LOL)
So far, I know I love the outdoors, I just find it so fascinating, so what sometimes it's kind of dangerous, so far it's been fun. I can't wait to go camping. Any one wanna go? LOL
I'd post pictures but I couldn't take the camera, it's currently down. But I will post pictures of my crazy get together on Friday night.
Luv,
Barbie
The Top 16 Chapters In "sex For Dummies"16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor
Sex Partners
15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE:
Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.)
14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary
Position
13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B?
12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14
Simple Steps
11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All
Those Other People
10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow
9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real!
8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role
Playing
7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester
6. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for
*Practice*, Dumbass
5. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to
Sexual Positions
4. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman?
3. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!!
2. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory
and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"...
Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar
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I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Bec
What Color Orange Are You?You Are Cameo
You are understanding and very empathetic.
You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend.
And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.
What Color Orange Are You?
Postok i know most of mine arent that importing. but still now and then i want an answer. and no except my gf ever looks at them and its starting to get annoying. why even have of friends if none of them talk to me. i am really thinkin about just deleting every1 from my friends list. like any1 will even read this or care if i do
Friends.....so True...Many people will walk in and out of your life . . .
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses much more;
He who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Why We Love Kids So Much!WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN SO MUCH
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom! That lady
isn't wearing a seat belt!'
2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his
teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The
opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily
those of his parents.'
3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of
the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she
asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
now. She's hitting the bottle.'
4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
in the women's locker room. When he was spotted,
the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running
DarknessDarkness
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness
and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under
I yell for help but no one is there to hear it
I begin to see the water at eye level
and I kick and flail
fighting to stay above the darkness
But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me
and I slowly begin to give in
to the feeling that lies below the water line
the waters starts to fill my lungs
the lungs that once held so much life
yet now they allow the murky water to replace that
I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness
But why doesn't someone grab my hand
pull me from darkness's grasp?
because no one knows I stand at the boundary
the boundary between light and dark
so I give in to the thing that holds me
All of the strength and all of the courage
that I once held in my heart
can't save me from the water
So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness
undetected by the occupants of that world
I don't want to fight anymore
I've gi
Altar Of Lovethrough half closed eyes
i worship your cock
as moonlight glazes cathedral walls
and nightfire raises a scarlet prayer
that strains reverent nipples
tumescent against holy skin
a wet finger seeks sacred tremors
as i tongue thee
inside and outside
the boundaries of propriety
luring you into a haze of liquid white
i drink your sin with loving reverence
surrendering my soul
open mouthed
i accept your lustful sacrament
and receive
your benediction
Wet DreamsWater…hot, soft, pulsating. It runs down your body as you stand under the spray. It trickles, making rivulets, running down into every hollow, and every crease of your body. It caresses your face, your neck, and your breasts, dripping off of your nipples. You can feel the heat from the water coursing down your back, and you think of my hands, roaming over you, exciting you. You reach for the soap, lathering your hands, and bring them to your face, smoothing the bubbles over your soft skin, inhaling the scent. Your hands move to your neck, rubbing, circling, and caressing, down to your breasts. Your hands are slick, sliding easily over the mounds. Your hand softly cradles a breast, while your other hand moves across your stomach, making a trail of lather. Your thumb grazes across a nipple, and slowly circles, bringing it to a peak. The bar of soap falls from your hand as you cradle your other breast, pinching a nipple. You squeeze them both simultaneously, and gasp at the sharp knife of
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Undone.... LifehouseI can see it your eyes you're hurting
But pain is part of learning who you are
All these truths can sometimes be deceiving
When your whole world comes crashing to the ground
Tell me everything you need now anything at all
And I will be the one who's waiting anytime you fall
Yeah, When you come undone
When you come undone
You know I can't be like everybody
Cause I can't tell you what you want to hear
I don't know if I can make it better
All I know is I will be around
Tell me everything you need now anything at all
And I will be the one who's waiting anytime you fall
Yeah, When you come undone
When you come undone
When all your plans are made out lying on the floor
And all your dreams are turning into nothing more
When all your hope has left you know you're not alone
Just hold on
Hold on
Tell me everything you need now anything at all
And I will be the one who's waiting anytime you fall
Yeah, When you come undone
When you come undone
Love Hurts By Indira RojasLove Hurts
by Indira Rojas
Love hurts when we
least expect it to.
Love hurts when we
let it into our hearts.
Love hurts when we
don't want it to.
Love hurts when we
want it so badly.
Love hurts when we
think we have found it.
Love hurts when we
know we have lost it.
Men And YouMen See You As Playful
Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate
You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys
You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities
Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!
How Do Men See You?
Its Was Beautifulshe is finally at peace with the angels god and with my family she looked so much at peace to all my family i love you and remember grandma is gone but will never be forgotten
To The Know It AllsWell for all those people who told me you cant get arrested for something you didnt do or that there must have been evidence to get him arrested. Here's a tid bit of info for ya'll !!! They can pick you up on hear say if they want to and then if the States Attorney feels like there is no eveidence they wont charge you or if they have some they will. But if they dont have a case they can let you hang in jail for a minimum of 21 Flippin days.
Sick!Dang I'm as sick as a dog...went for a nap...woke up and got the sinus thing going on, sore throat, cough...it's horrible. Isn't it amazing how you go to sleep and wake up like that? I just want icecream right now....damn that is one hell of a sore throat I feel like I'm choking and the cough is cause of the scratchy throat. I heard this is going around ... I know a few people at work had it but heck that was 2wks ago. Yuk I hate it when I'm sick...I guess it is cause my stupid immune system sucks...radiation and stuff I'm going through.
Well, I'm going out to get some Icecream....lol Later everyone!
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A Lil Story!She came home from work from the hospital, as she walked up to the house she found the door unlocked. She knew she locked it this morning. She went inside, She noticed there were footprints on her floor. She walked into the living room there was a mess everything was tossed around. She preceeded into the kitchen she found broken glasses on the floor. She went upstairs to the bedroom, as she walked into the room she noticed her bed was uncovered. She heard a noise comming from the bathroom,she walked over and seen the shower dripping. She went to turn around and she was grabbed. Her face was covered by a scarf, she couldnt see anything. She felt hands around her face and neck. She had no choice but to comply with what was going on. She was pushed to the bed, Her clothes ripped off. She felt a someones hot breath on her skin against her stomach. The hot breath turned into a toung moving down her stomach to her hot wet love box. it kisses it and licked it, she couldnt help but feel turne
$10,000.00Thats how much my life is worth. I lost my job in June and haven't been able to find work and I've run out of money. I haven't paid my bills for the first time in my life. I have no family to help me. So I'm tempted to put a bullet in my head.
Another thing is I couldn't beg a man to date me. I broke up with one of the loves of my life in February and have gone out with 5 guys since then. I'm either never skinny enough, pretty enough, willing to have sex enough, or plan old anything enough.
So the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is I don't own a gun. I'm tempted to try pills again, but it never works. No place is private enough for me to hang myself....
A Special ThanksI want to give a special thank you to Beretta for making me feel so welcomed. Also for posting a bulletin asking people to make feel welcome. He is a real sweetheart. And so cool to chat with. And funny lol.
I am glad we became friends.
Done With ThisOk kids,
I have been thinking of dumping my fubar page for a few weeks now. Every so often I go through and cull my friend list. Whittle it down to a few. Essentially its only good as a server to upload my crap into. I can get that somewhere else and NOT have to share any of it. Some of you I have met here have been true friends. Most of you have not. In fact you're not even close. What pisses me off about making this blog is most of you won't ever read it. Have fun with your points and levels. Keep in mind, In the real world, your VIC membership or your Godfather status doesn't mean jack shit!
love,
Mike
The Epitome Of Jock MentalityArnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."
God asks Arnie first: "What do you believe?" Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe?"
Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Woods: "And you, Tiger, what do you bel
Carrie Underwood-before He CheatsBefore He Cheats Lyrics
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather sea
For LisaHere are a few quotes that I found that are really good and that I thought you would like. Including the one from the Notebook.
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This Is Why The Higher Power Allows PainThis is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and
suffering that I have seen. It's an explanation other people will
understand:
A lady went to a beauty shop to have her hair cut and her nails painted
and trimmed. As the lady began to work, they began to have a good
conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the beautician
said :
"I don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked Sheryl who has MS.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God
doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick
people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would
be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would
allow all of these things."
Then Sheryl thought for a moment, but didn't respon
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Laugh For August 17Bar Bet
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roarin
I Fall For You~~~ Je Tombe Pour ToiI Fall For You
a sleight of hand with fingers full of grace
work the magic that you do
disappear without a single trace
and once again I fall for you
I fall for you
and when I do
I can't seem to pick myself up off the ground
I think I've come to the conclusion
that it's all a bunch of bull
love is an optical illusion
and once again I've played the fool
I fall for you...
last night I had a dream I was your assistant it seems
I was dressed in ostrich feathers
you did that trick where you sawed me in half and then you laughed and then you left
without putting me back together
je tombe pour toi
je tombe pour toi
je tombe pour toi
e quand c'est fait je nepeaux plu me relever du sol
WhyWhy is it that everyone on Fubar, is just interested in the pictures of people and not on what they type out of themselves. Is our society only a society built on images and not of thought? Have we lost the will to learn from one another? Do images teach us about what someone thinks, feels, or has gone though in their life? Don't get me wrong, I love to look at pictures too, but I know that I can not get the feelings or lessons of a person by looking at a photo.
This is just a thought standing alone and unread.
You Shoulda Believed Me...I loved you more than I ever loved someone in my life...
I understand that I listened to alot of shit and let it get to me...
I shouldnt have acted the way I did..
but you believe them over me.. more than I did
why do they get your trust and I dont?
I gave you my heart and you couldnt even give me a little bit of trust..yet i was suppose to trust u completely?
you are the one that says you have been with other people... and still im the whore...
I gave you everything... and that wasnt enough
I would have done anything for you and to make you happy... but yet you didnt believe me
you must enjoy being hurt by the trash you've had in your past and present and future.. I would have never hurt you..
I WOULD have married you.. and shared my life with you.. even when you had nothing but the clothes on your back.. I loved you...
I never wanted you to raise my children.. I just wanted you to share our lives...
Nothing was ever good enough for you..
Hes Homemy baby is home. i am so happy. i just wanted to share with you all. thanks for letting me rant on here. love you all.
Loveyou know you really love someone when you stick with them even through the bad times. we have a lot of milestones to cross, but i know that we can get through them. i love him with all my heart and am glad that he is ok. please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. they said that he suffers from petit mal sezuires due to be electrocuted on the job back in 2004. hopefully it won't progress or get any worse. i am glad that it wasn't more serious and am glad that he is back at home.
thanks to all that have been there for me during this time that we have been seperated.
Caught Chained Handedok now if you know me you know that i am into bondage. today my mother was cleanin my room cuz my uncle is coming down for a vist. while clean she noticed ropes coming from under my bed. she said " your just like your father" not realizing whats going on i ask "how is that" and she replayed "what are those ropes for" i said " mom you already know. remember when you said i should get a job at payless(shoe store for those who dont know)i said i just cant. and you said why you have a foot fetish or something. and i said no i have a different kind. and you asked...so i told you" she just laughed and rolled her eyes. then i said just wait when i get the money the ropes are going to be chains. she walked away at the point
Why I Hate Peoplegirl: hey i have something to tell u
guy: ok
girl: u know how i told you i had some marriage
proposals pending
guy: yes
girl: well i expepted one
----
This chic married a towelhead and divorced him because he was abusive..and shes back in the same boat. And she use to tell me how bad it was and all and now, shes back in the same situation.
Why dont these dell techs stay and find their own kind, instead of invading us chatrooms
I Feel I Am This Girli'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because i'm sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you...
i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant...
i'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because i actually want something, but because it means i get to spend more time with you...
i'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and i will have fun because it means i am spending time with you...
***i'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when i find someone i like i want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...***
i'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
***i'm the girl who once i let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. & even if we spend time apart, i'm the girl who never forgets you..***
i'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..
i'm the girl who you can talk to you about anyth
I Could FallThere's something I want to tell you
It's something I feel inside.
It's just a little view
That makes me satisfied.
I see us together
Standing in the moonlight
There's nothing I like better
Than to have you in my sight
I see you with your arms wrapped around me
Holding me tight
And never letting me free
And not even for daylight
All of this makes me feel good inside
Because your just the way you are.
You have this little glide
That's nothing regular.
All I want to say about this
Is I want to be a team
I know I could never be bliss
Because this is only a dream.
My Naughty Scope LeoLEO
July 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!
Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise
for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you can use them
Good Morning YallWELL ITS ME AGAIN ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I HAVE BEEN AROUND AND I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU ALL AN UPDATE ON THINGS THE HUBBY IS HEALING STILL AND IS OFF WORK TILL SEPTEMBER 5TH THATS DUE TO THE CAST HE HAS ON HIS HAND WHICH WE DID FIND OUT THAT IT WAS BROKEN IN TWO SPOTS AND NOW THE DOCS THINK HE MAY HAVE HEMOATOMA ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND HE GOES IN FOR A SECOND CAT SCAN THIS MONDAY I TELL YOU I DONT ENVY ANYONE WHO HAS TO ENDURE ALL THE PAIN AN SUFFERING AFTER THIS TYPE OF ACCIDENT IT HAS GOT ME GOING IN ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS I DONT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS HALF OF THE TIME AND NOW WITH THE DAMN INSURANCE COMPANY THEY ARE DICKING AROUND SO WE ENDED UP GETTING A LAWYER TO DEAL WITH THEM WHICH IT COULD TAKE MONTHS TO GET A SETTLEMENT OUT OF THEM BUT WHEN WE DO WE ARE PRETTY SURE IT WILL BE A NICE ONE. AFTER ALL IT WAS AN 18 WHEELER THAT RAN THE HUBBYS TRUCK OVER WITH HIM IN IT.ITS A SHAME THAT SO MANY PEOPLE GET HURT DUE TO THE NEGLECANCE OF ANOTHER DRIVERS STUPIDITY. WE FOUND OUT THAT
Child MolesterI JUST WANT EVERYONE ON THIS SITE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PERSON,HE CALLS HIMSELF ~~LORD SHADOW RAVEN~~COUNT DARKBLOOD MASTER TO babygrl~~Dark Lord Vampire~~Lord Shadow Wolf~~, he has been accused of 16 counts of child molestation on a 16 year old girl who was his daughter, and fled to canada to avoid prosicution. He passes himself off as a BDSM ADVOCATE But is nothing more than a sick individual he has threatened women on this site he hacks into peoples accounts and make threats against them if they don't call him master and thinks because he's in canada he is safe, Block him if you choose to, report him if he herasses you and make printable copies of all and every message he sends to you PLEASE DO NOT BUY INTO HIS LINE HE IS A SICKO
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Candy Is Dandy But . . .Fill in the rest of that line however you like! Last night, Martha, Sarah, Jeffrey, and I made ready after I got home from work to get our church photos done by Olan Mills of yearbook photography fame. We'll get a complimentary 8 X 10 of the photo we chose (out of seven which were taken) as well as our photo in our church directory which will be published next year, and I'm really impressed with it. It's also one of the handful times I've been able to get Martha into a dress -- between us, she's got fabulous legs and I wish she'd show them off more. But she gets all uncomfortable on me when I suggest it and dresses are not her favorite item of clothing. Sometimes I'm thinking "you could really fool me". In her parents' basement we occassionally find older directories (they come out every four years) in which we find photos of Martha, her family, and people we both know from church when they were younger/less gray. Sometimes you get a good laugh out of them; sometimes you gape, "
All About MeSince I have no info posted on the front page of my profile, I figured I'd do a small blog and reveal some shit about myself.
- I am 26 almost 27 single mother of a 6 y/o son
- I am currently attending school with a major in criminal justice ( I wanna be a corrections officer)
- I am a HOMEBODY
- Love the hell outta video games
- I am deathly afraid of clowns
- I carry a bottle of hotsauce in my purse:)
- I have over 200 pairs of shoes and just about 50 pairs of houseshoes
- I can't stand for my hands to be dirty
- I am very sarcastic... better be able to throw the shit back
- My favorite color is blu
- I am 5'7"
- Recently stopped smokin (cigerettes)
- I love all types of music, but Iam a "old soul" at heart
Walking AloneWalking Alone
by Michael Anderson
Alone
Edgar Allan Poe [1829]
From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were- I have not seen
As others saw- I could not bring
My passions from a common spring-
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow- I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone-
And all I lov'd- I lov'd alone-
Then- in my childhood- in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From ev'ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still-
From the torrent, or the fountain-
From the red cliff of the mountain-
From the sun that 'round me roll'd
In its autumn tint of gold-
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by-
From the thunder, and the storm-
And the cloud that took the form
(When all the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.
Walking Alone
Michael R. Anderson [1/90]
Response to: "Alone", by Edgar Allan Poe.
I, too, was born of a world not the same,
Amongst white snow, a raindrops
Whats In A Name?What Ruthie Means
R is for Romantic
U is for Unique
T is for Tricky
H is for Honorable
I is for Impressive
E is for Enjoyable
What Does Your Name Mean?
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Hey Ya'll!Taking off (Sunday)till like sometime Wednesday. Have a great start to your week, and I'll be back before you get a chance to miss me! lol :)
::hugs & kisses::
Your Family Is Important...Your Family is important to TroopPrayers. We do not want you to feel that you are alone in this, so maybe posting here will help others in your same situation to heal and find courage to stand in prayer/to stand in faith.
Let us know your experience, maybe we can help you with your struggle.
God Bless
Such A Great Nightah ... lol ... I am so tired and groggy and thankfully over the worst of that god awful hangover! last night at claire's birthday party was one of the best parties I been to in so very long! in all honesty there were only about 12 people when we were all in full swig but the lack of people did not mean we would be quiet and boring! I bought claire a 10 year old bottle of whiskey, oh it was liquid gold! we got a permanant pen and wrote a time line down the side of this bottle. fucking hilarious the shit we wrote on that bottle. I know I wrote on the bottle at about 2am something like 'what the hell' and 'more' ... but you can hardly read that cos my writing just so so so bad. apparently I was writing to indicate some of the hippies had been drinking our whiskey which clearly had written on the bottle 'claire's piss' lol
and about those hippies ... we had the entire aldinga hippy crew down at claire's house! it was great. initially we invited only Anwar but then he invited all the res
Friends Family & FansI KNOW I HAVE 402 FRIENDS FAMILY AND FANS IM CALLING YOU OUT ITS TIME TO COME HELP IM IN A CONTEST FOR SEXIEST BBW ON FUBAR AND RIGHT NOW IM BEHIND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AVAILABLE TO GIVE WHEN YOU GUYS NEED IT NOW I NEED HELP IM ASKING PLEASE COME HELP EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY LEAVE 1 COMMENT IS BETTER THAN NOTHING THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH TO THE ONES WHO HAVE COME TO HELP ME
Masturbation InfidelityA while back, I met with a couple that was in a pretty bad sexual rut. They’d been married for fifteen years and had two teenage kids. I met with them separately to take a sex history. It turns out both were masturbating almost daily, at about the same time in the evening, without their partner knowing what the other was doing. To top it off, neither wanted their partner to know what they were up to, as they were too ashamed of their behavior.
My bias is not to keep secrets in a relationship. I told them the gig was up. Their next step was to tell each other what had been transpiring for over three years. I also requested that they refrain from contacting me until they had.
Three months later, I received a call. Apparently during the first week every time the subject was brought up, it was immediately dropped. During the second week, every time one brought up the topic, they would end up in a huge fight. Finally after three months of fighting and with much reluctance they share
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Ky 10 CommandmentsKentucky Ten Commandments
Some people in America have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the
Ten Commandments. Some folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks
in Southeastern Kentucky got together and translated the "King James" into
"Harlan County" language.... no joke, read on...
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan, Ky.)
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda Plain an' Simple, don't ya think? The best way.
Y'all have a nice day
Stuff You Don't Care To Know.What does your mother call you?: Jennifer.
How about your friends?: Jen.
What day do you celebrate your birth?: January 31st.
Where did that go down? (birthplace): Michigan.
Where were you raised?: Michigan.
Do you still live there?: Yes.
Precisely, where are you right now?: In my room.
Is that normal for you?: Yes.
Back to your mom, what heritage are your parents?: Irish, American, Polish.
So that makes you a jew?: No.
Height/Weight on your license/I.D.: It's only height, 5'7".
Did you lie?: No.
Sex?: Chick.
Got any Holes? (I'm looking for piercings here): Several in the ears, nose, lip. Had more.
How about Tats?: 15.
What are you wearing right now?: Blue Tank and blue shorts.
Hair style at the moment?: Pulled back.
Is this normal for you?: Yes.
Best Band of All Time (according to you): All time? Guns 'n Roses.
Favorite Song Ever?: November Rain.
What about favorite song right now?: Wake the Dead by The Used.
Favorite Food?: Mexican.
Favorite Place to Eat?: R
Attempting A Life For Me Finally!!Well, seems there have been a few major losses in my life this year, of course the Greatest was losing my Mom. We were always talking about my finally having the chance to use my talents to break free from the paltry amount of alimony I was supposed to get. Seems such a monumental thing to break into ANY kind of business when people seem to not be interested. I have developed a real sincere love for all things Natural and feel strongly drawn to stones and crystals. Is it so wrong after the life I have survived to wish to make my own way? To use personal talents and loves to become free from a tyrant?? You see, he left me to struggle by on $400 a month, out of which I am to pay my utilities etc...no medical help, no insurance or anything. Just the house and that little bit of money, ( while he buys a 3 carat Diamond for his g/f) More Power to him!!......so, Thanks to the help of friends, I started a Business making all natural and Blessed Jewelry. Love completely what I do and a part of
A Rough NightShe was tired and her head hurt. She wasn't sure how much more she could take. She wasn't good at being the good girl. Her submissive nature made it very hard to say no and being that the people she was saying no to knew just what she liked made it harder.
The red headed demon was so very hot and he had turned out to be very sweet. Sometimes it was like he could read her mind though. Tonight he had given her a Living Dead Doll and a cd he made. She found this wildly endearing and was even touched by the the note that read "A doll for my babydoll. I'm here for you no matter what." Who wouldn't be touched right.
The other guy had to be the son of Satan if not Satan himself. No mere man could be that hot. He was tall with dark hiar and dark eyes and a voice the angels would kill for. She had kissed him before and knew that his lips were killer. In fact the night they kissed she had thought that if he keep kissing her like he was she'd end up in his bed.
The StoryAll of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true... I was made for you
I climbed across the mountain tops
Swam all across the ocean blue
I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules
But baby I broke them all for you
Oh because even when I was flat broke
You made me feel like a million bucks
You do and I was made for you
You see the smile that's on my mouth
It's hiding the words that don't come out
And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed
They don't know my head is a mess
No, they don't know who I really am
And they don't know what I've been through like you do
And I was made for you.
All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell t
Conviction.Scroll down to we sleep forever and watch the video. my God he's beautiful. LOL
Aiden's Conviction will be in stores tomorrow, but we're giving you a preview of it all day!
Profileshow many are you allowed too have on here
InternetWill take me a couple of days to totally get everything switched over to the new house.. So, I'm not ignoring ya or anything! ;) Hopefully I'll have all this shit switched over asap. Moving can be a pain in the ass, but man is my new place beautiful!!! Loving it...
Talk to everyone soon-
K
To All Of My FriendsI just wanted to update everyone why I'm not on here much anymore. I apologize for not being contact with all of you. I have also moved from Clearwater to St. Petersburg with roommates and now moving to largo permantly. There were issues & circumstances in Clearwater in which I had to move. I am sorry for not being on. If you want to get ahold of me please email me at: acidburn2624@yahoo.com and I will respond to you.
Great Story :dOne evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
My Broadd my brother mikko......mikko@ fubar
A Dream With In A DreamTake this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if Hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of golden sand
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
~EDGAR ALLAN POE~
Zodiac Bedroom HabitsCAPRICORN
December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN -
The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means
Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and
beyond!!
Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard
to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of
cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the
goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great
sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the
randy goat.
CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect
acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as
watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that
area too. BUT you can definitely
OldEventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear.
Life would be infinitely happier i
Short And FunnyI dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~
The quote of the month
Another Hatin Ass Bitchhttp://fubar.com/user/966647 IS ANOTHER HATE AKA DUKE1666 RATED ME AN 8. MAN THIS SHIT IS FUNNY LOL. HE WILL RATE YOU AN 8 AND SO FOURTH. BE CAREFUL MY FAM AND FRIENDS LOVE YOU. THIS IS HER CURRENT FUBAR SITE..http://fubar.com/user/1105928! LOVE YOU MUAHZ.
What Went WrongI'm here in my room alone
Thinking of you and what went wrong.
I have given everything you ever wanted,
I've gave you the attentions you needed.
What went wrong?
When all I did was love you...
What went wrong?
When I followed the every word you have told.
Did you come just to hurt me?
From the beginning,
I have felt how much you have loved me..
Then all of a sudden you've changed
And told me to forget you then.
What went wrong?
When I keep on understanding your lies
Just to make all things work
But still not enough you complies.
Many questions unanswered
And many answers untold.
I don't know what'ed I do,
For you to tell me to forget you.
To All My FamilyHEY MY FAMILY MEMEBERS I HAVE NEW PICS CHECK THEM OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK WILL RETURN THE LOVE
God Doesnt Hate You He Hates Sin>Sin is his hate towards , we as people, that defy him; and provke him with and in Sins, some worship idols and imigages and worship money sex , and riches of all kinds even some seek powere .. . carven images and these they put first in their lives . they be fools . and So Gods wrath will over come them and there lives and destruction be their faults cause they didnt have faith follow God comandants or laws; to live By they provoked Him
(God) into a great anger and God will prevail For he is; Our God almighty and there will come a end ; and no more sin > He will be Glourious and Reign as King ..Jesus Christ , all will bow down and worship some will be shamed and all will bow down now; none will be above our Lord for; He be the Lord and He will Reign, allehuajuea!!!! Amen !1
First Day Of My LifeThis is the first day of my life
I swear I was born right in the doorway
I went out in the rain suddenly everything changed
They're spreading blankets on the beach
Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Now I don’t know where I am
I don’t know where I’ve been
But I know where I want to go
And so I thought I’d let you know
That these things take forever
I especially am slow
But I realize that I need you
And I wondered if I could come home
Remember the time you drove all night
Just to meet me in the morning
And I thought it was strange you said everything changed
You felt as if you'd just woke up
And you said “this is the first day of my life
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you
But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you
And I’d probably be happy”
So if you want to be with me
With these things there’s no telling
We just have to wait and see
But I’d rather be working for a paycheck
Than waiting to win the lott
Some Have A Misconseption About God And His Will>God almighty Creator of all , He is God , He is all; He can do all , He wants not for ayone to be lost . He gives us a choice and thats if we want to belive in Him as Our Lord and Saviour or not?A choice Our Lord Gives us a choice..
God isnt Satan > Satan was an angel thrown down from heaven cause he denied God and wanted to over power our Lord . So a battle goes on . Satan decives in Gods Name ;
Satan is a great lier and deceiver . All bad things arent always Gods will;. if man doent turn
from his sins They will fall and destruction will come . But God gives us warning and we hear not and keep doing in sin ;We wont turn to him in faith< So we have only our ways of sin that brings down Gods wrath upon man kind.Some do belive, They be followers ,these will go when the tribulation comes 144hundred thousand out of all this world ;thats not many to walk in faith but to God its a great number.To God they are worth all to save give Eternal life too. But Im
pleading to you;
The TruthIf i look in my heart
If I look in my soul
if i look in my mind
theres only one goal
every thought that goes through my mind
all the blood pumping through my heart
all the tears cried by my eyes
tell me we should never be apart
every second of everyday
and all the time in between
I feel within my heart
that on m, you can always lean
you are the one person
that makes me feels this way
you are the only one
who i think of night and day
no one else can make me hurt
no one else can make me smile
the way you can
yet I love you all the while
I love to see your face
or the sparkle of your eyes
or wipe the tears you cry
just know that forever
I'm willing to be apart
of every remaining second of your life
In hope you'll hold me within your heart
Ive never felt such power
this is within this urge
this urge to tell youll love you
and to see what will emerge
on day can we try
to make it together again?
one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the
Shoutbox Problems???Is anyones shoutbox not working? or is it just me.. lol either mines broke or the last 3 people i have sent a message to are ignoring me :-P lol
Live Like It Were The Last Day Of Your Life..(spanish)“Vive cada día como si fuera el último”.
Aprovecha al máximo cada hora, cada día y cada época de la vida.
Así podrás mirar al futuro con confianza y al pasado sin tristeza.
Sé Tú mismo.
Pero sé lo mejor de tí mismo.
Ten valor para ser diferente y seguir Tú propia estrella.
Y no tengas miedo de ser Felíz.
Goza de lo bello.
Ama con toda el alma y el corazón.
Cree que aman aquellas personas que Tú amas.
Olvídate de lo que hayas hecho por tus amigos y recuerda, lo que ellos han hecho por ti.
No repares en lo que el mundo te debe y fíjate en lo que le debes al mundo.
Cuando te enfrentes a una decisión, tómala tan sabiamente como te sea posible.
Luego olvídala.
El momento de la certeza absoluta nunca llega.
Sobre todo recuerda, que Dios, ayuda a quienes se ayudan a sí mismos.
Actúa como si todo dependiera de ti, y reza como si todo dependiera de Dios.
Vive cada día a plenitud.
Conquístate a ti mismo. Hoy deseo sugerirte que hagas una experiencia contigo mismo, pa
Supply Side JesusThis video explains how conservative republicans can claim to be Christian.
It seems this is the Jesus they worship.
Atheist QuizYou scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I'm not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future. Scientific Atheist92% Apathetic Atheist58% Angry Atheist50% Militant Atheist42% Agnostic33% Spiritual Atheist25% Theist0% What kind of atheist are you?created with QuizFarm.com
My Loveyou part your smile,
i bring you close,
and press you to my throat.
drink my love,
drink!
drink because you love me.
drink because you hate me.
drink because your the only one,
that can save me.
save me from the light,
embrace me in the dark.
and kiss me in the twilight.
save me my love,
break me my love,
then put me in my place.
lower my body in the ground.
let me hear that angelic and demonic sound.
let them them fight for where i go.
so many year,
without a home.
love me, my love
take me, my love
take me, from this life.
it is you that is my keeper,
it is me that is my reaper.
and it we,
that are the forever sleepers.
Another Mumm Drama In My ShoutThe mumm:
THIS black chick likes heavy metal?!
created @ 2007-08-21 23:15:35 -- expires in: 23 hr
Aight... lemme ask... does listening to heavy metal make me a white chick anymore than white people listening to hip hop?
The type of music i listen to does NOT change the fact that I'm a proud black female... I just prefer to woop someone's ass in a mosh pit, then listen to songs like "a bay bay"(I can't stand that damn song).
I mean hell, the singers for bands like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust and Skindred.. BRUTHAS!!! If they can sing it, damnit, I can listen to it!
The shout box convo:
->Jµ§t £ïkè ...: no you helped further sterotypes you like music ok so do i no need to put a color on it
Jµ§t £ïkè ...: wow, who done pissed in your rice krispies... it was a simple question, there was absolutely no reason for you to be rude about it... but ey, to each there own.. have a good night
My comments on the mumm:
Omfg youre a retard for asking this. You
Sos LyricsLalala lalala la la lala la Ohh
You know I've never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la Ohh
This feeling's like, so real
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
And I'm aggressive, with just one thought up close enough
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself got me calling out for help
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy, for me to feel this way
Boy you are making this hard,
I can't take it see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this way
Oh you are making this hard
You got me tossin' and turnin' and I can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Your love
R U In Love?Be honest
If you
really
like/love someone
right
now, and you
miss
them at
this
moment, and you
can't
get them
out
of your
head,
and you really
wanna see them
& just cuddle
then re-post this titled
"r u in love"
within one minute.
And whoever you are missing, will surprise you in a good way...
tomorrow.
**BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING
IN 2 HOURS COUNTING..........NOW
within 1 minute
Prayer For The DayHeavenly Father, thank You for the blood of Jesus which cleanses my sins and gives me a blameless heart. Search my heart today and remove anything that isn't pleasing to You. I open my heart to You and invite You to work in every area of my life. I bless You and thank
You for Your faithfulness. In Jesus Name. Amen.....Have a Jesus Filled Day!God Bless!
8/22/07You need to push your boundaries a bit today, if only to stave off boredom. It's a great time to explore new possibilities in your love life or home situation, but go only as far as you're willing to go.
Right now I'm looking at my life as having possibilities right now. Just when I think my life is going to go in one direction, something completely changes. The good thing is at the moment I'm flexible about the changes. I've always pushed my boundaries, sometimes a little too much so but things have always worked out the way they are supposed to.
What I'd Like To Do To Some People...Last night sucked, and it is still sucking at this very moment. I hate being stuck at my job 8-12 hours a day, EVERY DAY. Then on top of that NOTHING went right last night except that 7 am finally came and I could clock out and go home.
All I could think about last night was how I'd like to rip some people out from inside my head that have been pissing me off lately and drill screws through their hands into cement chairs so they couldn't move and just sit there and torture them all night long, hahaha. One in particular I'd like to just grab her by the hair and yank it backwards until her head bounces off the cement chair then clamp her hair down so she couldn't pick it back up and as she sat there all groggy and crying I could carve out her eyelids so she couldn't close her eyes and miss it all, then drill a few more screws up her arms, right through the bone so I could hear every little piece splintering inside her, ripping her arms apart from the inside as they shattered. Oooh,
Down RatersI'm gettin' tired of 18 year old kids rating my photo a frikin 4 all the time.
Advice For Life...ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember
128 Basic Slave Rules#
i will serve, obey and please my Master.
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Above all else my primary focus shall be to please my Master, hoping that He finds me pleasing in all that I do, whether i am in His presence or not. my Master knows of my potential, learning more about me in each day i am with Him. He trusts that i will act in accordance with what He perceives of my potential - He knows what is best for me and how important it is that i set a good example for other females who may be present around me.
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i worship my Master.
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i worship my Master's body.
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The power of my Master fills me with awe. Just the sheer thought of Him or the hearing of His voice gives me strength.
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To receive pleasure i must earn it.
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i worship my Master's whip.
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i trust my Master: His responsibilities, His skills, His hunger and needs, and His concern for my safety, my emotional, psychological, social, sexual, and physical health.
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i am nothing more than an object of g
PoetryHow I Miss You
My Darling, How I miss your touch
I miss your whisper of "I love you so much"
Your love is so sweet, so gentle, so tender
So wonderful - just like the sender
My love for you is so true and so deep
I pray that my love you will forever keep
I love you more each and every day
I love you, Baby - in every way
I love it when you Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! ! !
OMG - that makes me Purrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! !
LIYA - is where I want to be
Me pleasing you and you pleasing me
I want to be touching you - skin to skin
Baby - I am ready for our life to begin
I am counting the days until then
You will long for love - never again
I will love you like crazy for the rest of your life
You will have the best friend, lover and wife
I want to be your everything
I want to be what makes your heart sing
I love you, Darling - please never doubt
I love you so much - I want to Shout
Until we are together again - hold me in your heart
I am holding you in mine - as I have from the s
19000 Points Needed To Reach Fu-lordif any of my friends or fans can spare a few mins to just bomb the hell outta my pics or what ever so i can finally level up also big thanx 2 every 1 that has bombed me in the tattoo contest so far the link for that is http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837718&albumid=484896&i=1626973294
If This Is Like Viet Nam, Why Didnt You Pull Out?http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/pl_nm/iraq_bush_dc
Bush cites past conflicts to urge staying in Iraq By Caren Bohan
Wed Aug 22, 4:00 PM ET
President George W. Bush on Wednesday argued for perseverance in Iraq by placing the unpopular war in the historical context of U.S. experiences in Japan, South Korea and Vietnam, but critics said he missed the mark.
Speaking to thousands of veterans, many of whom served in Asia, Bush laid the groundwork for a key mid-September report on Iraq that is expected to show some progress on the security front but little in the way of political reconciliation.
Bush said it was in U.S. interests to continue to work to stabilize Iraq and held out the modern democracies in Japan and South Korea as potential models.
He also raised the example of the emergence of the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia and violence in Vietnam after U.S. troops pulled out to warn of the consequences of leaving Iraq.
"Despite the mistakes that have been made, des
Texas Hot StuffGotta love Texas Girls!
A couple from Texas and a couple from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas , being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"
The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"
PoemI found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help to cool you down.
It did me, and it's very well written.
ENJOY!
" Summer "
a poem by Gary Naylor
SHIT!
It's Hot !
I Knew The Bastard Did Ithttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070823/ap_on_re_us/pregnant_woman_dead
Ex-officer indicted in girlfriend death By JOE MILICIA, Associated Press Writer
38 minutes ago
A grand jury indicted a former police officer on murder charges Thursday in the death of his pregnant girlfriend, whose 2-year-old son was left alone in an apartment to tell police: "Mommy was crying ... Mommy's in rug."
Bobby Cutts Jr. could receive the death penalty if convicted in the June death of Jessie Davis and her unborn child.
The murder indictments allege that Cutts killed Davis, terminated her pregnancy, and caused the death of a viable unborn child, "baby Chloe." Cutts, 30, also faces two counts of gross abuse of a corpse and one count each of aggravated burglary and endangering children.
His attorney, Myron Watson, said he would comment after he had a chance to review the indictment.
Myisha Ferrell, a high school classmate of Cutts, was indicted on charges of obstructing justice and compl
IronicI find it ironic especially a women saying that a they don't like fake ass blondes....ps thats me ..but when they have there own hair died multi colors including blond highlights...and how can u make a decision based on the persons hair color, they may be the sweetest person you will ever know...I find it that sad and ironic .....just had to rant for a sec
Right Of PassageThe night is upon me.....
my 45 locked and loaded......
My heart racing...........
tonights the night........
the night I earn my right.....
my right to wear full colors.....
for tonight i take a life......
Not just any life but the life of a man......
A man who will kill me if i dont kill him.........
Am i scared?......
FUCK NO.........
Why Should I be........
I am A demon........
A demon of the night.........
I fly high.......
And i shoot straight........
There he is.......
upon his bike.......
i take up my stance...
I call his name.......
i want him to look me in the eye...
for he must know his exicutioner..........
I shall take his life........
And devour his Soul.........
i queeze the trigger........
a shot cracks out..........
a body hits the ground.........
I calmly put my gun away........
I light a smoke....
i walk inside ...........
order a drink........
walk to the juke box.........
put on comfortbly numb.........
his body laying out side.....
The Invisible MaclmanThe strangest thing happend today,
An invisible mailman passed away,
He gave me a letter that wasn't really there,
And to become invisisable mail is quite rare,
So I opened this nothing real wide,
to find evenless nothing inside,
The penmanship was so neat and clean,
so neat infact it couldnt to be seen,
the smell was so sweet as i read on,
so sweet infact the smell was gone,
right now is the time when i truly need you,
but the letter i expect never comes through,
so im writing you with love this you can bet,
thanks for the letter i never did get,
think twice and listen to this advise,
i could be out there where things are much better,
and you could be in a better place like this expecting a letter.
Head Automatica-please Please (young Hollywood)You scream louder than fiction, and you get down on your knees,
And tear open your heart, so I can love you and your disease.
You Lick the hand that feeds you, and kiss the blade that cuts.
I want to fuck you in your God's hands,
When your praying bites the dust.
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please.
Let me anoint the lust inside you.
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please.
Let me devalue you what's inside you.
Hollywood at night hanging around,
If this is a must, then dying is a must right now.
Hollywood at night hanging around,
If this is a must, then dying is a must right now.
And I'll deny you.
Fact or fiction? Fact or fiction? Fact or fiction?
It's a mission to survive, and learn to want you.
When I hate, when I hate what's all inside.
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please.
Let me anoint the lust inside you.
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please.
Let me dev
Flogging Molly-seven Deadly SinsSail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
So the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
Johnny strummed his Tommy gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
So what became of rebels
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with their demons
In the seach for liberty
Suffers who suffer all
Can swim upon the desert
Where avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony
For pride will surely swell
But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven de
How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written By Kids)You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell e
T & A (pt4)Troy came home a couple of hours later and stopped by my room to see if I was “okay”…Then he gave me a quick fuck. I grunted and humped against him as he knelt behind me and screwed me like a wanton little slut! He kept calling me his “Little Bitch Fuck-Dog”…
In mid afternoon the next day Troy came in and put a dog collar around my neck. A little while later Amanda came in and attached a leash to it…She dragged me out of my room and down stairs. I whimpered and struggled against her as she pulled me around by the
leash and collar. She sat down on a chair and pulled her skirt up to her waist revealing a bare naked cunt to me.
"Since Troy ain't interested in me no more you can damned well suck me off you little piece of shit!" she hissed.
She yanked my hair, forcing my face into her cunt. I had only sucked off a woman a few times before. She whipped my back with the leash until I followed her instructions and began slurping and lapping on her cunt slit and suckling on her clit
Divine MadnessDivine Madness
-----------------------------------------
Let me taste you,
My tongue exploring your body..
All the places I have never been before.
Making little,wet circles on your manliness..
Having you fill my mouth with pleasure...
Tasting you..
Tasting you..
Let me feel you,
Moving inside my body..
Feeling like I have never felt before..
Ecstacy overwhelming me..
Wanting more of you,
Wanting more of you.
Touch me there..
Put your hands all over my body..
And let me touch you as well..
Stroke,caress,kiss..
Touching me..
Touching you..
Fill my body..
Take me to that pinnacle of pleasure..
You come too...
Our bodies in sync with each other..
Oh my God..
Oh my God..
Tears of passion...
My legs wrapping around you...
My nails raking your back leaving white lines in their wake..
My body quivering..
I am there...
I am there...
You have made it...
You have reached the pinnacle with me..
Your body convulsing on mine..
A cry escapes your lips..
Divine
Facts About Virgos... Since I Am OneI am Virgo so why not.. Some fun facts I found online about Virgos. Alot of this is true with me too!!
With an acute attention to detail, the Virgo is the sign in the zodiac most dedicated to serving. Their deep sense of the humane leads them to caregiving like no other, while their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is missed. The Virgo is often gentle and delicate, preferring to step back and analyze before moving ahead.
Friends and Family
A Virgo is a helpful friend to have indeed. They are excellent at giving advice, and they really know how to problem solve. You'll find that a Virgo will remind you to take good care of yourself, as health is a focal point for them. And when the meal is done, they'll be the first to jump up and start the dishes. Loving and dedicated to family, the Virgo is also first on the scene when care is needed. When someone reaches old age or is ill, the Virgo will be there doing all that is needed. The Virgo is not known for showing the
Music Buff Needed!Ok, here's the thing. This has been driving me crazy for about a week now and I figured since I (nor the immediate people around me) can figure it out....I would put it out in FUland. There is a song that was done in the early 90s (I think) that has what sounds like the same melody as the breakdown part (that starts on minute 1:45 of the below video) of Three Days Grace's "Scared." I think it might also have some of the same lyrics but I am not sure. It's basically the background music that clicks my brain to another song. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to help me figure it out! The first person to guess it right will win a free blast.
Dorfus DippintushMY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T
LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please
don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the
person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they
know you participated and what your new name is.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypant
20 Ways Not To Get Invited Back To A Circle1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber
noises.
2. Start skat-singing when chanting.
3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.
4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it.
5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line.
6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".
7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..."
8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.
9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke.
10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out".
11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.
12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.
13. Invoke Satan.
14. Take out a bible and start evangelizing.
15. Light up a cigar.
16.
The Ritual Abuse Scandal In BritainFEBRUARY: The liberal minded "Guardian" abandoned all its principles and published an astonishing attack on the Craft written by left-wing journalist Beatrix Campbell attempting to link it with so-called "Satanic ritual abuse". Transcripts of interviews with children in the Nottingham case were re-printed. This confidential information had evidently been leaked to Campbell, who is known to be sympathetic to the fundies. The article coincided with a failed attempt in Parliament by Tory MP Geoffrey Dickens to make it illegal for children to attend pagan gatherings, Spiritualist Church services, New Age events or psychic fayres.
MARCH: Social workers and police seized nine children from their homes in the Orkneys in Gestapo-style dawn raids alleging "ritual abuse". This claim had originated from the confessions of other children involved in a normal abuse case. It was alleged a hooded, masked and cloaked figure known as "The Master", who also dressed as a Mutant Ninja Turtle, and who w
Chance Encounters Is Re-opening It's Doors!Chance Encounters is Re-opening it's Doors!!!!!!
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The Soft Part Of BreadWhy the title? I don't know really, just sort of came to me that I really like the soft part of bread, even though I don't eat much bread these days. It's nearly 2 a.m. and I am in so much pain I cannot sleep. When I lay down, I feel like my skin is being ripped off in sheets.
Oh yeah, I should probably mention that, while moving, I pinched the skin on my side between two pieces of furniture, which created a blister. Of course, I ignored it because we were on a tight time schedule to get most of my stuff out of the hosue, and it rubbed against my clothing for the next couple of days. On Monday night, after the dust settled and I was able to get a couple hours sleep, I noticed that the one blister became three and the redness was growing. Too busy Tuesday and Wednesday to do much of anything besides put some antiseptic cream on it and continued to unpack. Today, however, the redness had turned purple and streaked almost down to my knee and up to my waist. Not a pretty scene, and fuc
Oh God What Have I DoneAll she wanted to do was help me.. all i did was push her away. i'm such an ass hole i've done this time and time again to those who've tried to care and i couldn't handle it. I've finally done it to someone I truly care for and love and things will never be the same because of my stupidity. I am hurting inside because of a lot of shit thats going on but she was trying to help me and i kicked it back in her face over and over. I'm so stupid.. Can i ever be forgiven for my sins. i have to pay for them.
Our God He Is And Will Always Be.be .r Eady --times Are Short> He Comes SoonThank you oh Lord; Your here close; And with all who need you in here and around the world .May
You bless all ; May they accept you as Thier LOrd .I know you cry tears O Lord; Cause it hurts You so ; That some chose the darkend world.
But some just a few; They sin and Others give praise to you, No matter what they wont defy you LOrd ; Help them thru with Your love.
These days be of trouble times ; But we can count; On You all the time. You are here day or night . And You shed your Brilliant light.
Lord; YOUR love is forever and ever ; Your true and faithful and strong ; And with us for ever,
no matter how long , the day or night does go on : Your Our Lord and are forever more.
Lord , hold all dearly in Your arms; We,ll need you now more and more ; With all the world corrupting down around us daily,; Your Love will give sheleter to some from the storm.. .
O Woe ; We cry out in horrow as things unfold each tomorrow .The times be here and upon us no
ZackZack makes entry number two with a slightly better approach. He starts off complimenting me in what would appear to be regarding my artwork. Then he gets into the "I want to know all about you" but totally fucks it up with specifying it to sex then actually flat out stating he's really not interested in my personality.
ZACK: hey my love
Me: hey
ZACK: whats going on, love ur style and ur passion
Me: thank you very much
Me: what's going on with you tonight?
ZACK: nothing just laying in bed u
Me: just finished working on a painting and relaxing
ZACK: sounds goood
ZACK: so whats up, tell me about urself
Me: well what would you like to know?
ZACK: what r u into sexually
Me: try reading my profile
ZACK: no thx
Me: well that would answer your question
-USER BLOCKED-
Whatever happened to "Hi, my name is..."?
Drug WaterI went home to bring the car to my wife today. On the way, I listened to NPR. They were talking about the people who were testing community drug use by testing the wastewater before it's cleaned up.The interviewer, though, brought up two interesting, disturbing questions though:1) Will drugs survive through the wastewater treatment, and2) Would it be possible to test the water coming out of an individual's house.Both questions scared me a bit. Drugs can survive wastewater treatment, and sooner or later I bet the police will be using this type of thing by using robots or undercover agents to tap into the sewer lines of people they think are using drugs.tag: drugs, police, crime, ecology, wastewater, environment, privacy-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comExplode the money myth at:Get paid to surf the web withBushCo Has to Go!Shop my store at:
At Heavenly GateEverything was good
Everything was fine
Who would have thought
That this was the last time we would dine.
We died there together
My best friend and I
It happened so fast
I didn't have time to cry.
Now we're here
Waiting in this room
Half of it is light
But half of it is gloom.
An angel came up to us
A book in his hand
Then I knew where we were
I knew this land.
The book in his hand
Was the Book of Life
And behind me in the gloom
Was a land of agony and strife.
I looked at my friend
As she looked at me
I knew I was in that book,
But was she?
We gave our names to the angel
As he flipped through the book
He smiled at me
But gave my friend a sorrowful look.
I knew immediately
What that look had meant
Her name was not in the book
So into the gloom she was sent.
I cried and cried
As she just looked bemused
I had tried to tell her
She was so confused
As she stood there
Two men dressed in black came out
Out of the gloom and back
As the
The Value Of FriendsA well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:
holding up a $20.00
bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
"Who would like this
$20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this
$20 to one of you
but first, let me
do this.
He
proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who
still wants it?"
Still the hands
were up in the air.
Well, he
replied, "What if I do this?"
And he
dropped it on the ground
and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a
very valuable lesson.
No matter what
I did to the money, you still wanted it
because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives,
we are dropped, crumpled, and ground
into the dirt
by the decisions we
make a
Quote For August 24Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons. You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Bonus Quote:
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
-- Josh Groban
Tonight!!Chance Encounters is Re-opening it's Doors!!!!!!
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My DaughterAll about being a Mother
Current mood: loved
Category: Life
I love Kylee, she is my world , My life My happiness.
to be 100% honest , I would be DEAD , if it wasn;t for her birth. I love that child more than ANYBODY could ever understand..
I still check on her 7-10 times a night after I put her to bed,. I worry if she is covered , I worry if she is cozy, I JUST worry!!!
My Kylee is ALL that keeps me alive. Keeps me thinking of all the tommorow's....
yes I worry that I am creating a spoiled brat, because I am there for EVERY beck and call . If she say's mama I come running.
My baby girl is all I have that makes me happy, that I can trust ,That I know loves me back..Her smile, OMG her smile, warms my heart , and when she gives me kisses and hug's , I am soo happy and Warm inside I could cry. I don't know how to describe what all happiness my 2 yr old gives me.
I don't know where I am going with this, I just got back from checking on her and covering he
I Have Seen...I have seen you in various stages of undress.
I have seen you through various states of madness.
I have seen your refractions and I did not recognize you.
I have seen you in various states of madness.
How high your highest of heights? How low are your lows?
Gnarls Barkley - CrazyI remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions have an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Probably
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I wanna be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
But Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're cra
My ContestI am in my very first contest and i need some help...
i havent been on too much because i just found out i was pregnant on tuesday and i been really tired...so please, i'd appreciate all the help you could give me...CONTEST ENDS on the 26th!!!
Tomorrowwell tomorrow is the last day we will be open so you all should come by cause all the books, bookmarks, dvd’s, and audio are 40% off and book lights are 50% off and all the calendars, bargain and the journals are just 1 dollars so I better see all of you at the store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
001LOVE doesn't ask "WHY?"
for it is a reason itself.
LOVE doesn't ask "WHAT IF?"
for it is willing to RISK all.
LOVE doesn't ask "UNTIL WHEN?"
for it knows only FOREVER...
010The only way to LOVE
is not finding the perfect person
but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.
True love doesn't have a happy ending...
...it simply doesn't end.
Need All The Luck I Can Get. I'm A CapricornARIES - TheDaredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident
and
enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes
selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp
wit.
Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous
and
assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively,
energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and
outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.
Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable.
Beautiful
Con Los MuertosSacred Love
Gazing upon a broken world, sometimes I get tired
Of tears rolling uncounted, down innumerable cheeks
Hunger, homelessness, poverty, illness
Ellas danzan con los muertos
The ache of loneliness plain gray walls of prison
the soul walled in where do I find peace?
and in those times of justice denied
Ellas danzan con amores invisibles
How do we build peace? Is there nothing more
than surrender to the flame, the shot and shell we know too well
Horsemen four they ride far and wide
Ellas danzan con los desaparecidos
A mother hungry, must choose medicine or food
A father ends his hunger but the moment's gone
Hunger returns, always returns, shame in its wake
Ellas danzan con silenciosa angustia
Within all that, my hurt and loneliness seems small
though very real for my heart is pierced
is there room for sacred, love, a wife in my life
Danzan con sus esposos
Perdon, ma langue mais je suis tres desole
Anglais, c'est ma langue de travaille
Ce n'
Matthew Finally Joins FubarToday I Have Talked Matthew TO Getting A Profile Here!! I'm Super Stoked And Can't Effin Wait!! He's The Best Friend I've Ever Had In This Whole Entire World...Has Been For Years.
To See Past My ProgrammingYou want me to see past my programming, then you must try to see past your doubts.
One could do worse than see the 1990s science fiction show "Star Trek: Voyager" as a postmodern retelling of Homer's epic poem the Odyssey. Both the Federation starship Voyager and Odysseus' fleet (the Ithacan king DID have more than one ship) are returning home from very far away (though I'm guessing even the mythical 12th century B.C. hero would have been hard pressed to make it across the galaxy). This analogy's been on my mind for some time, but watching one episode yesterday while the kids were sleeping brought it home. Simply put, the fifth season episode "Warhead" had its title character, a literal weapon of mass destruction (sound familiar?), attempt to commandeer Voyager in order to fulfill its primary mission of detonating over an enemy target.
When the Voyager crew discovers it's actually a weapon -- which they didn't know at first, Janeway and her crew attempt to disarm it without des
Laugh For August 25The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult
15. Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.
14. Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's... Stoli, Mott's...
13. He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
12. Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse.
11. Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
10. His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
9. Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint handing out flowers at airport.
8. Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of the Day."
7. She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
6. Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
5. Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to rescue the true believers.
4. Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
3. Big "N" on your browser replaced
Just In CaseJust in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.!
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",or "de plane Boss, de plane".
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who havetrouble reading.
Save the earth. It's the only pl
Dedicated To Brady Alexander And Blaine AndrewDedicated to Brady Alexander and Blaine Andrew
Two baby boys, one with blue eyes one has brown
Looking at their pictures I realize they are still a big part of who I am
The little boys are in my heart although no longer in my life
They were taken from me 7 years ago hence began my life of strife
I mourn for my little angels just as though they had passed away
I pray that they are happy and will come back to me one day
I need them to know I love them, that I didn't give them away
I had no choice in the matter with their father they were ordered to stay
I am supposed to see them, although as you can see thats been 7 years, I need them and they need me
So to my precious angels one named Brady one named Blaine you are always in my heart and forever you will stay
Your big brother Michael loves and misses you just like me, and your stepfather John with when you were little you would play
All we have right now are memories and photographs,can't forget
Infinity Stretchesto be still with you -
all moments collapsed
within your smooth hands;
to be wordless,
muted,
formless
on this desert beach,
behind the umbrella
of your want-
between the un-sated before
and the spent after
infinity stretches
all directions,
enfolds us
in complete, muted
exaltation.
we address the possibilities
with hands, lips, eyes
and the boundless grace
of yes.
© All rights reserved
Footballwell the second victory of the season has come.. Once agian we have beaten johnstown this time 78-0. It was a great game with alot of guys who wanted to play for the love of the game. My hat goes off to them for only having 17 men and expecting a ass whipping...having been on the end of some of those big score loses myself i know how it feels...but for now im gona enjoy my second win...
Bad CumAfter you are gone
How will I go to work?
Who will I phone
To talk through the silent evening
You are the only place
I can put myself.
No hopes or dreams
Can fill my cumming face.
You were the first real date for me,
And I made my mistakes.
But though I've paid a half price,
I am still crazy about sweepstakes.
I feel as though my heart bleeding
On a countertop.
The pain is like a flooded scream
That cannot, will not stop.
Oh god I want you back so bad,
That I would gladly die,
To hold you in my arms again
And not care how or why.
The Number 23Alright, So I just got done watching the movie the number 23. It was sooo crazy. Unbelievably cool. I loved it. It has soo many twists and turns. Jim carey takes his acting to a whole nother level. If you have seen it... leave your insight.. No matter what.. I still loved it hehe :-p
A Devil's Cry.....Steal a soul for a Second chance but you will never become him, stealing souls makes me stronger, your life feeds the hunger, feeling the thirst for life waiting for my judgment night,
step'in forth a cure for a souls demise reap the tears of the victims crys hear the roar to keep the suffering of a rogue demon as i put it under kill for a time kill them all pass down the righteous law serving justice that dwells in me your putrid corpse as sore as the eye can SEEEEEEEE THE EYE CAN SEEEEEE THE EYE CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
people are dying, twilight is coming, tears inside me coming out, all that i see the freedom reigns
your time is coming by my hands you will see his light not pure the darkness in him vast as it is consuming.the lights warm glow warms your body his shadow is coming blocking the warmth blocking the Divine Path leaving you to die....
pure is my blood, purtrid is the squeals of a mortals crys sweet is the taste of a soul defiled an angels wings clipped fall
Dog Fighting(disturbing)How can any human being put 2 dogs in a pit and sit bac and watch them rip each other apart...
these poor dogs go through hell to satisfy the needs of some sick and disturbing ppl.
we should be allowed to put these ppl in a pit with some of the dogs they have tortured and let the dogs show them just how it feels to be confined in a small space with nowhere to go whilst bein savaged....
the only choice these dogs really have is to kill or be killed!!!!
Repost From My 360I'm not generally for war, preferring diplomacy every time but this was an interesting bit - thanks, Mum!
Subject: Close the blinds?
DO YOU CLOSE THE BLINDS? (From a person who's there, in the midst...)
The other day, my nine-year-old son wanted to know why we were at
war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and
I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve
and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give
him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then
told my son to go stand in our front living room window.
He said "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?"
"I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied.
"OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the
United States of America and you are President Bush."
Our son giggled and said "OK."
"Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every
Quote For August 26You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
-- Dale Carnegie
Bonus Quote:
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
-- Ambrose Bierce
My Name!?Now!I will talk about from the name. My name are 2 syllable.My surname are 2 syllable.The total are 4 syllable!Every syllable word. What meaning will I tell every words.
AY is meaning THE MOON.
TAC is meaning THE CROWN.
SU is meaning THE WATER.
NAR is meaning The POMEGRANATE.
MY LIGHT take from the moon.
My crown is the friendship.
My life spring is water.
My shy is comes from the pomegranate.
My life is hidden in the name!!
Updating ProfileOK, I did it, I updated my profile. Now I started this almost 2-3 hours ago. You would think it's just and update on how a person is and adding a few things .... well let me fill you in on the adventure that I just went through ~thanks to the powers that be~
For every post to update you have to put in the little code ... well you put in the code and hit submit like a good little FUBARIAN then the communist bouncer moves in for his code ... you then put in his code ... guess what ... all the codes you put in ... GONE ... the commi bastige took it, then you start over. STUPID AZZ ....(insert words here)
I'm a sum what smart individual .... everyone has there moments. So I had to figure this much out, so the bouncer wouldn't take my stuff, ~OPEN A FILE~ in word or notepad, something ... paste everything there. Get it in the order you want and then copy and paste into the section your working on. Cause if the bouncer comes back and you put in that code you will loose everything but
RealityThere was a time that I really believed that friends you made on the internet were really friends That they cared, that they listened, that they would be there like they said they would. Just like any friend in the "real world". And I suppose I do have a few that I still believe in in that way. But more and more often, I find myself disappointed. Disappointed in broken promises, or by finding the "truth" really isn't the truth, or finding you were just a way to fill a void in their lives for a short time. I guess I am too trusting, too ready to believe in people. I'm just not good at seperating fantasy from reality.
Once someone told me to stop wasting my time being down over losing an internet friend. She tried to convince me that friends on the internet is really a fantasy, nothing more. That none of it is real. Some days I think she was right.
A quote that comes to mind .. and I know this is just part of it.... "All the world is a play".. though I have also heard it s
So ColdBREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS
"So Cold"
Crowded streets are cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes separate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Strong men die
[Chorus]
Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hand on me one last time
[Chorus x2]
It's alright [x9]
"l" Is For...Survey Time!
BLUE IS LOVE
1. Do you like someone? yes
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? it's possible
3. Have you ever loved someone so much it hurt? yes
RED IS ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone? no
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? Eileen, I think
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yep
4. Is anyone mad at you? I hope not
YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY
1. Name? Cheryl
2. What is your career plan for the future? Mattress tester
3. What's your main goal in life? to be happy
4. Do you want to have children? yes I do
ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?yes, my aunt
2. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? buy a car, pay off debt, save what's left
3. If you could have anything right now what would it be? I'm not telling
GREEN IS OPINION
1. Lower the drinking age? only to 18
2. Abortion? not my right to tell others what to do
3. War? hm... too complicated to say
Just RelaxSex...
sex...
Sex...
Is life...
Not only sex...
Youth life
Sex...?
All are
Wanted sex...
Love sex...
Do sex...
Sex is...
Sin...
Sex is...hevan...
Sex is...
Some some
Other thing...
Relax relax...
Of body
Making sex...
Mind also bee cool
Sex is simply
Body relax...
Do sex...
Don't think other...
Lost LoveTurning way right back, the very hands of time
And wishing that I, had then, made you mine
For you were my hearts, only true treasure
The endless many times, you gave me pleasure
Making endless love, was a sweet past time indeed?
It was often only the morning that would intercede
We must have shared, a whole lifetime together
It should have went on, and perhaps lasted forever
Did you ever really know my heart loved you so?
Did you feel the same did love for you also grow?
For to have spent just one night, within your dreams
Would have gave me a lifetime, of loving it seems
For you were simply but, a schoolyards love crush
And never even knew, my heart loved you so much
Getting I.d.'d For Smokesi was over at my friends house on wednesday night last week ans ran outta smokes.well we had been partying and yeah no way i'm gunna be able to not smoke so we went to the store.well i go into 7 11 all the time and never have a problem.well we go in i got water but need smokes and zig zags,well buddy behind the counter wanted to see I.D.(i don't carry it on my,i've had to replace it alot of times).well in the end i didn't get served.well,i was leaving and decided to ask him how old do you think i am?he told me 23 or 24.ok sooooooo he belives i'm over 19 but because i couldn't prove it i couldn't get them.well when me and my friend got back to her place we told the guys what happened and her boyfriend started laughing at me.i've looked at myself and i really don't think i look so young that i can't get smokes.it's not the first time sure it won't be the last.about a month ago i was at my moms and the store by her i'd.'d me.that time wasn't so good my mom went over and got them for me bu
Never Take Someone You Love For Granted!I learned a very important lesson Thursday. Don't ever take someone you love for granted. It only takes a second and that person could be gone forever. A couple weeks ago Matt and I got in a fight over the phone. We both got really angry and hung up without telling each other "I love you" ( BIG MISTAKE)!!!!! Later on that day I started thinking about how I wouldn't be able to handle it if something happened to him and I never got to say " I love you". So I wrote him a message telling him I was sorry and that I loved him. I didn't know if he had read or not. This past Thursday Matt was injured in Iraq. From what Srgt.s say everyone who was in the truck is lucky to be alive. The lead truck (Mat) hit an IED and the whole front of the Hum v was blown off. I got the phone call at 11:00 pm Thursday. Alll I could think was "OMG I didn't tell him I loved him". I would not have been able to live with myself if our "last" conversation was a fight. He deserves to hear I love you regardless of the
Love SpellsLove Spells
Spells to aid in finding or keeping love and friendship. You will also find spells for ending a relationship here. Warning: Some of these spells target specific people, such spells are often not the best idea because you may end up stuck with someone you really dislike.
Spells
Aphrodite Love Charm
Attract a Mate Spell
Attract the Perfect Lover Spell
Bring Love Spell
Enchanted Apple Spell
Enflame Desire Spell
Find Your True Love Spell
Love Cake Spell
Love Me Forever Spell
Nine Carnations Love Spell
Nine Love Charms
Notice Me Spell
Ozark Love Spell
Star of Love Spell
Unwanted Lover Spell
Yarrow Love Spell
Aphrodite Love Charm
Assemble materials and cast a circle on the appropriate and hour day. Light an red candle and burn Venus incense. Cut a circle out of red or rose-pink cloth (orange, green or white could also be appropriate). Fill it with a mixture of any of the following herbs and oils: acacia flowers, myrtle, rose petals or buds, jasmin
I Love You .One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning,
>>>>> in
>>>>>
>>>>> the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of
>>>>> learning
>>>>> that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special
>>>>> moments
>>>>> to
>>>>> celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just
>>>>> one
>>>>> minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and
>>>>> goes
>>>>>
>>>>> away, never to return before we can say good-bye, or say "I love you."
>>>>>
>>>>> So while we have it, it's best we love i t, care for it, fix it
>>>>> when
>>>>>
>>>>> it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ..
>>>>> and
>>>>> old
>>>>> cars .. and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips,
>>>>> and
>>>>> aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth
>>>>> it,
>>>>> because we are worth it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Some things we keep -- like a best friend who m
I Will Be Here (poem)I Will Be Here
If in the morning when you wake,
If the sun does not appear,
I will be here.
If in the dark we lose sight of love,
Hold my hand and have no fear,
I will be here.
I will be here,
When you feel like being quiet,
When you need to speak your mind
I will listen.
Through the winning, losing,
and trying we'll be together,
And I will be here.
If in the morning when you wake,
If the future is unclear,
I will be here.
As sure as seasons were made for change,
Our lifetimes were made for years,
I will be here.
I will be here,
And you can cry on my shoulder,
When the mirror tells us we're older.
I will hold you,
to watch you grow in beauty,
And tell you all the things you are to me.
We'll be together and I will be here.
I will be true to the promises I've made,
To you and to the one who gave you to me.
I will be here.
The View From Rock BottomSometimes I wish I had something good to blog about. I feel like everything I have to say is negative, but then I realize that the stuff I want to purge from my thoughts are negative. The stuff I want to keep to myself is the goodies. He he he. Oh well, off I go on another tangent.
Is it just me or do other people have to deal with a plethora of morons on a daily basis? Take the first 15 minutes I was awake this morning for example. Given that I recently moved from VT to CT, I had to call to have the electric shut off in VT. Simple enough, right? Shut off on Sept. 1st, and I need a print out on their letterhead stating what has been billed and paid for the last year. Why do I need this? Because my mother's estate will reimburse me the nearly 2K that I paid out when it wasn't my responsibility. Do you think the CSR that answered the phone at the electric company could wrap her pea brain around that? Um... no. Fucking moron.
Next call was to a alleged antiques dealer here in CT. Hi
Whatever, Its Done.Iam sorry that we never got to know each other. I am sorry that I lied. I wont be able to fix this, no matter what I try. I dont have anyone to turn to. I have no where to be able to speak my mind. The one time I am not myself, is the one time, I should have tried. I am not who you think I am, but you wont let me explain. I cant say I am sorry enough. But you have heard all of that already. I am sorry for what I did. I should have been honest. Whatever, I am done with everything. I am tired of this feeling I have inside.
Voice Mail,emailsI would love to hear some shout outs or leave me a voice greeting on my page Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! I promise,
Just call 1(641)715-0101 and enter *5136326. And, if you have a VoicePlayer too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com ... emails also I answer all my mail *winks* Have good good one !
Show Him Some LoveA VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE JUST WALKED IN PLEASE I DO MY BEST TO SHOW YALL LOVE SO CAN YALL PLEASE SHOW MY FRIEND SOME LOVE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND THANK YOU ALL
big bird@ fubar
Letter From Sunday 26 August 2007Hey there,
Since my last email was so long I'll make this one quick (smile).
I just want to let you know that the ratings for HOUSE OF PAYNE have
been through the roof! Thank you for watching.
As a lot of you can see, the show keeps getting better and better.
Thank you for giving it a chance to grow. I thought you'd might like
to know that Mr. Brown is moving into the HOUSE OF PAYNE this
Wednesday, and next week you'll get a sneak peak at the set up for
MEET THE BROWNS-The TV SHOW, so please try to catch them if you can.
Oh yeah--I'm so happy for your responses to my upcoming movie, WHY DID
I GET MARRIED? Thank you to all of you who checked out the trailer at
my website. If you could not load it it's because there was so much
traffic.
October 12th can't get here fast enough! You are going to love this
movie.
Here is another link to the same trailer, if you haven't seen it yet.
http://tylerperry.com/wdigm
God Bless,
Tyler Perr
Broken HeartEver hear those words spoken,
that's had your heart broken?
Maybe it was an action instead,
that left you wishing you were dead?
What do you do from that point on,
with a part of your life gone?
JiltedMy thoughts are crabbed and sallow,
My tears like vinegar,
Or the bitter blinking yellow
Of an acetic star.
Tonight the caustic wind, love,
Gossips late and soon,
And I wear the wry-faced pucker of
The sour lemon moon.
While like an early summer plum,
Puny, green, and tart,
Droops upon its wizened stem
My lean, unripened heart.
Depression IiAnother from Abyssic Hate. Awesome project. I relate to the words, the hatred of man and life flows through my own mind.
I think about life and feel pure hate about being trapped here on this earth
Envying all deceased souls who've passed on from this ruined plane
My dormant hours are filled with fear, my waking hours I will not face
All will to life has expired
I just want to fucking die!
The thought of life reviving is nothing but pure illusion
This impulse to end my life keeps on echoing through my mind
Wishing that I had the strength to extinguish the whole of mankind
I know that this goal of mine will never ever be attained
I hate this fucking human race for what they have all done to me
Driven to this destructive state
Guided by insanity!
The thought of life reviving is simply just pure illusion
This impulse to end my life keeps on echoing through my mind
My cries for help have gone in vain
No need to endure this endless strain
My screams of pain seem d
PrayerI claim it for you - now claim it for me. God has more than a thousand
Ways to provide for us, that we know nothing about.
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you got 30
Seconds?
Don't sleep on this...Someone recently read this for the first time and
Received exactly enough for a $0 balance on all credit cards.
If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.
Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to you that you
Abundantly bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a
Family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and
Wife, but all who believe and trust in You.
GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the
Person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded
This message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who
Believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.! I thank you in
Advance for your blessings. God, deliver t
Power Of GodDearest in Christ, Firstly i have to thank God for yourwonderful life so far,But my believe is that as youare following the word of God you will be fully blessat all time in jesus name,but before i will go letshare this word together- A Lifestyle of Miracles The story found in John 2:1-10 of Jesus’ miracle ofturning common water into excellent wine exemplifiesthe miracles God can bring to us when we put Him aboveall others in our lives and give our best to Him. When Jesus was ready to perform His first miracle, Heasked the servants to give what they had-water. Inother words, He asked them to sow out of their needand give what they had. In obedience, they poured thewater into the stone jugs. When they poured out theliquid, it was wine-not just any old wine, but therichest and the best wine! This was a miracle ofSeed-Faith! Sure, there had been miracles in the Old Testament. Inthe covenant God made with Abraham and his seed, thefirstfruits of each harvest were give
The PreacherSubject: The Preacher
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees
Good StoryTO MEET SUCH A MAN
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant
> >>> >> just off the corner of the town-square. The food and the company were
> >>> >> both especially good that day.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> As we talked, my attention was drawn outside, across the street.
> >>>There,
> >>> >> walking into town, was a man who appeared to be carrying all his
> >>>worldly
> >>> >> goods on his back. He was carrying, a well-worn sign that read, "I
> >>>will
> >>> >> work for food." My heart sank.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I brought him to the attention of my friends and noticed that others
> >>> >> around us had stopped eating to focus on him. Heads moved in a
> >>>mixture of
> >>> >> sadness and
> >>> >> disbelief.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> We continued with our meal, but his image lingered in my mind. We
> >>> >> finished our meal and went our separate ways. I had errands to do and
> >>> >> quickly set out to accomplish them. I glanced toward
Proud To Be From ArkansasSomebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Arkansas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU!
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we d
Good Ol' Ben FranklinAs Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria". In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
Too Many NightsDiane had spent too many nights
out with Roxie, out with Kelly -
out, out, out, all the fucking time -
and leaving me to channel surf and
drink too much beer.
So I decided to entice her.
I took a nice long shower,
double scrubbed my parts,
and I put on this stupid thong
she bought me at some sex party
Jan and her friend, Venessa, threw -
it made me look like
I had a bag of grapes
hanging from my belt.
Then I rubbed baby oil
all over to make me shine
like those guys in the goddamn magazines
that she brings into the bathroom.
So, she comes home -
I can hear her keys in the door
and I lay down on the dining room table
spread eagle - dinner for one -
and she walks in...
...with all her friends...
...and mine...
...and the couple from down the hall...
...and the cable guy...
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Make A DifferenceI love to read wonderful good deeds!
Johnny the Bagger
Stop and watch this little video. It will put a smile on your face. Know that if he can...I can...and you can.
Johnny The Bagger
My First Week On FubarOh boy! my first week on fubar. How interesting how much you can learn in a week. Anyway, I've met some really cool people on here (you know who you are). Seems to me things are the same all over. But this is kinda fun.
Need SexWhy is it that I can't find anyone close that just wants sex and nothing else? Anyone interested?
Men I Tell Ya Loli have ran into some weird ones on here but not complaining they keep me smiling even the ones that want me to move to tx so he can use me .. hell i can stay here in pa and still be used lol oh well got to love it though lol i am also figuring out things in my head thinking maybe one day wil find someone that wants something serious and be apart of mine and the kids life .. begining to think they need something more then me a male influence would be nice but who knows with my luck lately been getting booty calls lol but its cool .. you live and learn with each passing day .. it will happen one day anyways thats all for now
Laugh For August 28The Special Challenge
A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall. It says "Ask about our special challenge".
He asks the bartender what its all about.
The bartender says points to two large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling about three and a bit yards up and says "If you can jump up and touch those pieces of meat then you can drink in this bar free for a year.
However if you don't manage to reach them then you have to buy everyone here two rounds each."
The guy thinks about it and muses it over.
He looks at the meat then at the barman then at the meat then looks at the barman and says "Nah, pal. The steaks are too high."
Right...your Not Gay....http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_go_co/craig_arrest
Craig says 'I am not gay' By TODD DVORAK, Associated Press Writer
28 minutes ago
Under fire from leaders of his own party, Idaho Sen. Larry Craig on Tuesday said the only thing he had done wrong was to plead guilty after a complaint of lewd conduct in a men's room. He declared, "I am not gay. I never have been gay."
"I did nothing wrong at the Minneapolis airport," he said at a news conference with his wife, Suzanne, at his side.
Craig's defiant news conference came as Senate Republican leaders in Washington called for an ethics committee review into his involvement in a police sting operation this summer in the airport men's room.
"In the meantime, the leadership is examining other aspects of the case to see if additional action is required," Sen. Mitch McConnell and other top GOP lawmakers said in a written statement.
Earlier, the private group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics filed a complain
Immature People That Are Bored!Damn! What is wrong with people today? So far, my picture has gotten an 8 which I don't mind at all and then later an asshole gave it a 1 and now, I just got a 3 from an asshole. What is up? Am I that ugly that you need to give me such a low rating for my picture? If you don't like the picture or the way I look, don't fucking rate it. It isn't nice at all.
I know what it is, it is the people that do the I'm Bored and start thinking it is funny to go through and rate peoples pictures a low number. Most people are cool and give a 10 usually but then there are stupid immature assholes that have nothing better to do with their time. It makes the over all score of your picture low which is kind of embarrassing. Makes me think I am ugly.
Stop playing these idiotic games people. Grow up and get a life!
If I truthfully didn't like a picture, I would either pass on the rating or go ahead and give it a 10 to be nice. I am kind person. Please be kind to one another.
Ciao
I Love YouI love you more then you would ever know. I need you
more then you would ever know. In every way, every
day. I want you for ever and ever, and i will leave
you never. I think about you all the time never get
you off my mind,its time i get to prove it. By being
in a serious relationship and seeing each other.
Someday together everyday forever. I love you.
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