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Cheating
I don't usually post these things but figured maybe everyone should be updated..for those who care. I am now filing for my second divorce..first was a beater..second was a cheater..god do i know how to pickem lol. anyway..myself and CidakaTazz,aka Tazzmosses..are finally through..he decided to spen two nights with his new whore and with the aidacitity only the truly ignorant can posses thought i wouldnt find out..needless to say his shit was packed and nready ..so guess whats folks..........laugh/cry im singel yet again!!!..may not be on much but wanted my true friend to know i truly love and will miss u greatly! love sandra..aka crazybyytch

Bumps Into A Woman
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies,"if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

Funny Quotes From Funny People
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. -- Demetri Martin Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.-- Demetri Martin I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. -- Demetri Martin Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. -- Dave Allen I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie Habit is a form of exercise. -- Elbert Hubbard Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwyn She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the l

Family Planning By Stephen Cree
Family Planning They stood on the bridge over the River K Y at its estuary to the Ovulant Sea both synchronised watches and studied charts to conclude that on Thursday at three her tides would be in most generous flow and his love boat could sail to Virility with anchor dropped seamen would swim in the deep warm Bay of Fertility. Back on the bridge he found it hard to confess that he had been vasectomised.

Just Because
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE

A Poem I Wrote And I Wanna Know What People Think
so please after you read this tell me what you think. i dont care who you are or who reads it i just wanna know ur thoughts on it. I'm Threw Im threw with this world Im threw with this life Im threw with it all Just one slit from a knife I know that its hard I know ill get threw I know that it might end 'Cause my fuse already blew Theres a few that do care I know that some do I just dont know all what ill do Take care of my family The few that i have Im sorry that i didnt survive My heart is torn well more just shattered The one who might care...... Well this might not matter Please someone help me I'm not right in my mind Threw this tortured life And all the pain has been baired My life should be over But im still right there 'Cause my mom still needs me As long as she is around It's because of her that My corpse hasnt hit the ground.

Trapped
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

Mass Deletion In Progress!!
Ok I am cleaning my lists out like MAD And i mean CLEANING Them out if you dont talk to me and dont want to be on my friends list dont say anything to me and youll be gone, if you wish to remain then Drop me a line

Want
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A Burning Second Of Utopia
Later, after, in the dark, he lay there on his back looking at the silhouette of me lying on my belly beside him. He delighted in the moment when I lit my cigarette - the flame of the lighter illuminating my face for a second, and then darkness again. The cigarette glowed with every inhalation. I felt him watching my lips. I flicked ash onto his bare chest and I heard his hair singe. It hurt him. He loved it; so I blew smoke into his face and waited for him to choke. He didn't. Instead he took the lighter from my hand and lit the candle beside the bed. I hoped his eyes were telling the truth when he looked at me...

Announcing A New Genius
My dear Miss Maryjane is starting school this fall. Where did the time go? We’re lucky in that the school bus will pick her up and drop her off at her day care, thus keeping her safer. The day care has been nagging relentlessly at us about it. “She’s so smart, be sure to get her enrolled in Kindergarten this year." Well, my little lady is NOT going to Kindergarten this year. She is going into First Grade. Why? Because there is nothing left for her to learn in Kindergarten. She already knows the alphabet, and can write it. She can write her name. She knows all the colors. She knows her numbers. She can count to 100 in English and 20 in Spanish. And here’s the kicker: she can read. We were reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (she gets one chapter a night), when I noticed she was reading aloud along with me. Hurm. I yawned and told her I was tired, and would she please read the next paragraph to me. She did. Five years old reading C.S. Lewis already. Nifty, eh

Soldiers (sent To Me From A Friend)
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soldiers are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something

Women?????
Why is it that women need to show their BOOBS on websites to gain attention? Do you not have anything better to show or are you just that unintelligent to gain attention using your mind, but then again if you have nothing to offer other than your boobs then I guess you have no choice BUt to show them!!!! I have a really nice set But you know what I am still able to gain attention with just a nice smile. I guess I dont want to attract the creepy scum that you are looking for and then when you are approached by the creepy guys you wonder why and get offended when they approach you!!! I understand this is a virtual bar BUT really girls have some dignity REALLY!!!! I realize I will get ALOT of flack and nasty comments on both sides of the fence on this one BUT that is okay that what blogs are for!!! Have a great day everyone!!!

Blog Addiction
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Holy Shit??
Well Next month is my birthday and I LOATHE my birthday with a passion. And the funny part nobody ever remembers it because of 9-11...So I stopped celebrating it when I was 21...And people have yet to figure out why?? Here is the reason why I am a Navy brat and when it happend it took a big effect on my life. I think last year was the worst.. But I know I celebrate on Sept. 26th. because it is away from that date. In all my years I have learned that I am unique and to live each day for the moment because all I have is me... And I finally have my life where I want it.

Farewell To All Friends I Have Met.
Unfortunately, I have to leave this wonderful place now. Don't worry, I'm not committing suicide, I just gotta concentrate on work and home and unfortunately school. I am going to be applying to law schools this year and I won't have time for online stuff. Although, those whom I have become friends with I love dearly, and those who have come closer to my heart, I will miss you more. However, for those that got let in to my heart even deeper, you have my Yahoo name to keep in contact with me at. I hope to hear from you soon. Tomorrow evening will be my last login to delete my account.

Grandfather Great Spirit
All over the world the faces of living ones are alike. With tenderness they have come up out of the ground. Look upon your children that they may face the winds And walk the good road to the Day of Quiet. Grandfather Great Spirit Fill us with the Light. Give us the strength to understand, And the eyes to see. Teach us to walk the soft Earth as relatives to all that live.

Great Spirit
Great Spirit, give us hearts to understand; Never to take from creation's beauty more than we give; Never to destroy wantonly for the furtherance of greed; Never to deny to give our hands for the building of earth's beauty; Never to take from her what we cannot use. Give us hearts to understand That to destroy earth's music is to create confusion; That to wreck her appearance is to blind us to beauty; That to callously pollute her fragrance is to make a house of stench; That as we care for her she will care for us. We have forgotten who we are. We have sought only our own security. We have exploited simply for our own ends. We have distorted our knowledge. We have abused our power. Great Spirit, whose dry lands thirst, help us to find the way to refresh your lands. Great Spirit, whose waters are choked with debris and pollution, help us to find the way to cleanse your waters. Great Spirit, whose beautiful earth grows ugly with mis-use, help us to find the

The Cry Of The Native American
We were here first (i-gv-ya o-gi-lu-tsv a-ha-ni) Maybe the Cherokee cry But we wanted their land So they had to die How could their rights Have been explained? The bow and arrow - Against the gun ordained? We took their homes - (Do-ge-nv-sv do-ge-gi-gi-e-lv) They were mostly dead - when the deeds were done What was theirs is ours - Yes! we have won They had to die - we had no choice Their punishment for owning - our land first The Indians had been the custodians of the land. (a-ni-yv-wi-ya o-s-da i-yu-nv-na-de-ga ga-do-hi) But the cowboy turned the pastures into sand And buffalo herds - very soon were damned Sustainability was more the Indians way a-ni-yv-wi-ya u-nv-sv a-na-li-s-de-li-s-gv. But luxury to excess was more our "cup of tea" We brought the Indians smallpox, pollution and T.B. After two Hundred years we now see our wrongs And we begin to listen to the Indian Songs na-quu-no a-nv-da-di-s-do-di-quu i-ga di-g

Beyond The Realm
Beyond the realm of this world, there is a "Reality", and it is known, by those who believe, as "GOD". There would be no reason to exist, were there not this "Reality", for then there would be no reward for all we suffer here. As the Bible speaks of "Heaven" and "Hell", it is my own belief that all lessons learned on my journey through life, bring me closer to the "Reality of Heaven" and the true presence of "GOD", of which I already exist, as a small minute particle. If I fail on my "life's quest", to become a more pure "entity", a more "loving spirit", a more "productive" part of "GOD's" plan, then I believe I am reserving myself a "return trip" into the physical world we now share. My problem is one of not knowing the "difference" between being seen as a loving, giving, compassionate, charitable and productive spirit, by those I pray to touch through my love, to that of being seen as a "weak" spirit by those "souls" who would devour me

I Am!
I AM! Huddled like sheep, Stark terror, known, Holding their children, Together, alone! Do I know their names? Where lie their bones? No, I do not! But, my ancestors groan! As did my Gram! 'Twas their own flesh, Died by evil hands! Hiding in caves, Leaving stolen lands, Knowing relatives died, Ran a renegade band! Those left behind, They judge me not! Their blood is mine! It still runs hot! You're Cherokee, I deny you not! And here I stand! You know me not! They died for me! They walked that trail! No longer free, A people lost! You judge my heart, You judge my soul! You've proved your truth, So you are bold! "So!" You say......... "Your Grandmother, Was a Cherokee Princess! What a dream to hold!" "There's no such thing! Go on your way! We are beyond your grasp, Out of our way!" But, I say to you, You don't know me! My truth is real, I stand today! They died for me, On that "Trail of Tears" They shared their lives, They shared their fear

Love Is...
LOVE IS... The giving of one's self Without thought or reason, Reaching out and touching The very soul of another, Through a gentle word Or act of kindness, Overlooking the weaker points Of anothers character And building upon his better ones. Accepting him for who he is And judging him not, For what he fails to be. Holding him up, When he cannot stand, Carrying him When he cannot walk. Listening to his silence When he cannot speak, Beleving in him When he has lost faith In himself. Letting go..... When he no longer loves you, But loving him anyway. Glenda©1982

Forgivness
One of the hardest things for most people to do in their lifetime is forgive someone who has hurt them or wronged them in some way. I myself know about this all too well. Like most all people I have made some bad decisions and choices in my lifetime and even said some things that were hurtful. To this day the people who were a part of or involved in some way or another in theses bad choices, decisions and hurtful words have trouble forgiving me. I have lost friends as well as family who just can't find it in their hearts to forgive me. Some have never spoken to me while some will say hi or something like that as they are hurrying by acting like someone is twisting their arm to say something. The rest lie to your face and say they forgive you with words but with their actions they say they don't. And while I wish so much that these people would someday forgive me, I know that God has. And that is the most important thing to me. Because these bad decisions, choices and hurtful w

A Song That Means Alot To Me
TOBY KEITH LYRICS American Soldier I'm just trying to be a father, Raise a daughter and a son, Be a lover to their mother, Everything to everyone. Up and at 'em bright and early, I'm all in my business suit, Yeah, I'm dressed for success from my head down to my boots, I don't do it for money, there's still bills that I can't pay, I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway, Providing for our future's my responsibility, Yeah I'm real good under pressure, being all that I can be, And I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been to strong, I just work straight through the holidays, And sometimes all night long. You can bet that I stand ready when the wolf growls at the door, Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady, hey I'm true down to the core, And I will always do my duty, no matter what the price, I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice, Oh, and I don't want to die for you, But if dyin's asked of me, I'll bear that cross with an honor, 'C

My Life
Well everyone I kinda figure it is about time I do this Seeing as how I have been putting it off for lack of computer time but now that I am back in Oklahoma City I have a little more time then I used to no much but some I figure it is kinda time to bring you all up to date on what is going on in my life well after 26 years of life most of which I have spent fucking off and messing up fucking people over and do shit I really never should have done to start out like meth but I was young and dumb any ways I have decided to take a big step in my life and change it for the better and to do that I have made the decision to join the U.S. Army as well most of y'all can probably tell from all the Army stuff that is now on my page and i have to say that this decision has been a good one seeing as how I am now just about ready to take the GED test and since making this decision I have lost over 40 lbs and I am not down to 283 lbs which leaves me about 93 lbs left to lost to reach my goal once I

3 General Orders
1. I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relieved. 2. I will obey my special orders and perform all of my duties in a military manner. 3. I will report violations of my special orders, emergencies, and anything not covered in my instructions to the commander of the relief. shhhh but there is a 4th one as well and it is I will guard my post from flank to flank and take no SHIT from any rank

Taylor My Love
Thoughts are racing can't keep up. Thoughts going places they shouldn't. Thoughts of you ,for someone that don't even know i am alive. Thoughts of your brown amazing eyes. Thoughts of your black shirt and pants. Thoughts running fast. Thoughts of how it would be to be yours even just for a night. Thoughts of you saying my name. Thoughts of you laying next to me. Desire burning,Heart races,Blood burns. Thoughts consumes me. Taylor you don't know what you do to me. Loving you more than i should, Your everything a girl could want. Humble,Nice,Hot,sexy from head to toe,when you sing you drive every girl wild,your soul,your personality, For me my love I love that you put your music first. If I can only ask think of putting me second my love

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, Traveling Virus In Virginia Next Week, See The O&a Show Live In Dc, Car Crash Comedy, New Videos Online
It's the weekend, and while many people are out enjoying the lovely weather, going to parties, and spending time with loved ones... we're sitting in our offices, keeping all of the shut-ins entertained. Fun, right? As always, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/10/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/09/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/08/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/07/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/06/07 The next stop for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Tour is at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, VA - GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! If you can't make the show in Virgina, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, stiched together from the finest Hungarian back hairs (so we're told... we could be mistaken):CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!Click the PIC! Order yours today! Speaking of shirts...

Poem!
"I want to stop, but can't" I feel your touch and a shiver runs up my spine... I feel your kiss and I begin to melt... I feel my love for you beginning to grow and immediately try to change it... I luved you then and luv you now, but can't control the angry I have for you... I feel the tears in my eyes and slowly begin to cry... I feel the touch of your hand on mine telling me we will be okay.... I feel you hold me in your arms and I try to run away... I don't want to love you now .. I don't want to love you ever..... The pain is so intense, and I can barly breath.... I want to stop loving you, and I want to move on.... but... I can't help how I feel for you... I can't help how I want you ... I can't help how I need you... I can't help how I ache for you... I can't help myself to forget you no matter how hard I try... I want to stop loving you and stop caring for you but I can't seem to find the strength to let go of you... Written by, Trish

Poem!
"Memories version 1" Memories... of us together. Memories... staying forever. Memories... never seem to fade. Memories... that you and I once made. Memories... of your gentle eyes. Memories... of your never ending lies. Memories... of your tender kiss. Memories... that I will always miss. Written by Trish

Poem!
"Wake-up My Love" I awaken from a deep sleep and I feel his touch as he caresses my thigh... I moan just a little as his hands roam my body.. He explores every inch with his gentle hands as he kisses my neck, and he whipsers " Wake-up my love".... He touches my breast and gently massages it.. I moan a little louder this time and a smile appears on his face... He grabs my breast and sticks my nipple in his mouth, I instantly moan, and he enjoys this very much... My hands begin to explore his body and I can feel his hard erection in my hand and I slowly move my hand around it and move it up and down... He slowly pulls me on top of him and kisses me and I can feel how bad he wants me... I moan as his tongue massages mine and he pulls me closer and my heart feels as though it will burst from my chest... He puts his hard dick inside my wet pussy and we both moan... I slowly begin to ride his hard dick and he plays with my breasts and licks my nipples.. He feels so good and I cou

Tony Robbins Event Long Beach
Fucking Amazing is the first thing that comes to my mind sitting down to write! Im sure most people probably have a vision of Tony Robbins as some self help wacko that comes on tv and has way to much energy(well he does)but I have to say you would be totally wrong. He is one of the most amazing human being on this earth!! I have never seen any other person with that much knowlege of the human mind and how to demolish any thing thats astands between you and an amazing life! @ the last event I broke a board, it was really cool and the whole thing really gave a differnt view on my life and understanding of how I got to the point in life I was at. After that first seminar I made alot of changes in my life I stopped eating beef and chicken, dairy, and any processed foods! and I lost 30 lbs in 2 months I was able to get ride of anxiety that I had delt with for the last 6 years, and made alot of other amazing changes! Im not gonna say this is a cure all for all your problems, I still have the

Just A Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

6th Grade History
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests: 1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. 2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. 3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklinnwere to 2 singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "a horse divided against itself can not stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. 4. Abraham Lincoln was Amerca's greatest preceden

How Sex Starts
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11

What 343 Means
Ask a firefighter what 343 means 343 The 343 Ask any firefighter, and he will say And the Brothers all agree; We know that day, and it won't go away, When we lost our 343. Where were you when the Towers came down, The cry will be heard through the years; Where were you when the Twin Towers fell, And we realized our worst fears. The old man asked of the young boy he met, The lad looked up and answered politely, "My daddy's a fireman, and he died that day, But I still say a prayer for him nightly." The old man moved on, and he found a young girl, And he asked the same question of her, She answered so slow,"I don't think I know, For you see, I wasn't born yet sir." But ask any firefighter, and he will know, The day, the time, and the year; For those of us who fight smoke and fire And have no time for fear. We know that day, and it won't go away, When we lost our 343. So when you see a firetruck speeding by, Manned by the men who fight the fight, Or y

Things Off The Top Of My Head
Write or post a poem of any kind..lets see who's creative. I'll start first.. I let you come into my dreams and haunt me every night as the darkness overcomes me it's your memory I hold tight I let your face flow through my mind I let your voice go through my head I let my tears fall down as I relive all you have said I let times from our past disturb my slumber dreams I let the nightmare unravel I rip the past right at the seams i let myself hold on to nothing but a memory of all that we once were all we turned out to be every single night as I lay down to sleep I hold you so close to my heart I let our two souls meet it's slowly killing me inside until I can take no more this internal longing that I have this prayer that we'll be like before. _______________________________________________________________ My heart empty... Everlasting love was cut short ...My eyes washed-out... Tears leave permanent trail ...My soul searching... Happi

Gretchen Wilson/tracy Lawrance/heartland Live In Concert
EVERYONE I TOLD YOU ALL THAT I WOULD BE GOING TO A CONCERT LAST NIGHT & I HAD A BLAST....I ENDED UP GETTING BACK STAGE & EVEN ON STAGE FOR THE LAST SONG SONG WITH GRETCHEN WILSON. IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME. I AM GONNA BE GOING TO GET THE FILM DEVELOPED TODAY SOME TIME & I WILL POST THE PICS ASAP.

What Element Are You?
You scored as Wind, you are wind! talented and beautiful, you are always graceful and poised. you love birds, and love the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair. Freedom is very important to you. you dont have many friends, but you are inseperable from the ones you have. you would much rather fight verbally instead of phisically, though you are skilled at both. intelligent and sarcastic, you are very likeable to some people. Wind83% Earth67% Darkness67% Light33% Fire17% What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

How Are You In Love?
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

Animal I Have Become Lyrics
Animal I Have Become lyrics I can't escape this hell So many times i've tried But i'm still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal (This animal, this animal) I can't escape myself (I can't escape myself) So many times i've lied (So many times i've lied) But there's still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell (This animal, this animal, this

Act Naturally
They're gonna put me in the movies they're gonna make a big star out of me We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely and all I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star might win an Oscar you can never tell the movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well Well I hope you come and see me in the movies then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time and all I gotta do is act naturally We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely and beggin down upon his bended knee I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsal all I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star might win an Oscar you can never tell the movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well Well I hope you come and see me in the movies then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time and all I gotta do is act naturally

A Hard Days Night
It's been a hard day's night And I've been working like a dog It's been a hard day's night I should be sleeping like a log But when I get home to you I find the things that you do Will make me feel all right You know I work all day To get you money to buy you things And it's worth it just to hear you say You're gonna give me everything So why on earth should I moan 'cause when I get you alone You know I feel okay When I'm home everything seems to be all right when I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight Yeah, it's been a hard day's night And I've been working like a dog It's been a hard day's night I should be sleeping like a log But when I get home to you I find the things that you do Will make me feel all right, Oh! So why on earth should I moan 'cause when I get you alone You know I feel okay When I'm home Everything seems to be all right when I'm home feeling you holding me tight all through the night Yeah, it's been a hard da

Eleanor Rigby
Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried along with her name Nobody came Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they

Lady Madonna
Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet Who find the money when you pay the rent Did you think that money was heaven sent Friday night arrives without a suitcase Sunday morning creeping like a nun Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs See how they run Lady Madonna, baby at your breast Wonders how you manage to feed the rest Pa pa pa pa... See how they run Lady Madonna lying on the bed Listen to the music playing in your head Tuesday afternoon is never ending Wednesday morning papers didn't come Thursday night you stocking needed mending See how they run Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

The Long And Winding Road
The long and winding road that leads to your door will never disappear I've seen that road before It always leads me her Lead me to you door The wild and windy night that the rain washed away Has left a pool of tears crying for the day Why leave me standing here let me know the way Many times I've been alone and many times I've cried Any way you'll never know the many ways I've tried But still they lead me back to the long winding road You left me standing here a long long time ago Don't leave me waiting here lead me to your door But still they lead me back to the long winding road You left me standing here a long long time ago Don't leave me waiting here lead me to your door Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All I Gotta Do
Whenever I want you around yeh All I gotta do Is call you on the phone and you'll come running home Yeh that's all I gotta do And when I, I wanna kiss you yeh All I gotta do Is whisper in your ear the words you want to hear and I'll be kissing you And the same goes for me whenever you want me at all I'll be here yes I will whenever you can You just gotta call on me, yeh you just gotta call on me And when I, I wanna kiss you, yeh All I got to do Is call you on the phone and you'll come running how yeh, that's all I gotta do And the same goes for me whenever you want me at all I'll be here yes I will whenever you can You just gotta call on me, yeh you just gotta call on me oh, you just gotta call on me Ooh, ooh

Till There Was You
There were bells on a hill But I never heard them ringing No, I never heard them at all Till there was you There were birds in the sky But I never saw them winging No, I never saw them at all Till there was you Then there was music and wonderful roses they tell me in in sweet fragrant meadows of dawn and dew There was love all around But I never heard it singing No I never heard it at all Till there was you Then there was music and wonderful roses they tell me in sweet fragrant meadows of dawn and dew There was love all around But I never heard it singing No I never heard it at all Till there was you Till there was you

Revolution
You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world You tell me that it's evolution Well, you know We all want to change the world But when you talk about destruction Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right You say you got a real solution Well, you know We'd all love to see the plan You ask me for a contribution Well, you know We're doing what we can But when you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell is brother you have to wait Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right Ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... You say you'll change the constitution Well, you know We all want to change your head You tell me it's the institution Well, you know You better free you mind instead But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow Don't you know it's gonna be all right all right, all right all right, all ri

Why Do Most Men And Women Don't Know About This Little Natural Pill And Keep Themselves Looking Young?
I started it 10 years ago, I really didn't need it then either. Since 10 years ago, I still look in my late 20's. Guys mostly are the ones that ask how old am I, I tell them the truth and they call me a liar. Until I pull out my I.D. and show them and then I get the compliments. I owe my 'Thanks' to the Men's Health Vitamins section, that I saw on a TV Commercial back 10 years ago. The miracle Fountain of Youth is called DHEA. Ladies and Gentlemen you can Google this and learn what DHEA can do for you. It's just a shame, that most people my age especially 'men' look so old. I shake my head when guys write to me and I see their picture's I wonder why that they let the hands of time get to them. I am into looking for things that helps our bodies stay young and cure most of our health problems by studying herbs, vitamins and minerals. Once my Father told me that Copper can bring back your normal hair color if you take it on a daily bases. I haven't needed it yet but may want t

Houdini
At times, my life feels like an extended exercise in escaping high school, a scramble to shed memories, to show all those snickering faces what happens when the outcast grows wings, a spine, and hard fought experience far past what they could have ever imagined. A study released a little over a week ago (June 22, 2007) which found that eldest children end up, on average, with slightly higher I.Q.'s than younger siblings, was a reminder that the fight for self-definition starts much earlier than freshman year. Imposed caricatures, in combination with the other labels that accumulate from the sandbox through adolescence, seem to follow like a miserable entourage of identities that can be silenced only with hours of therapy. Sometimes a person learns another way to see these alternate identities: as challenges that can sharpen psychological skills. To reinvent one self is considered a birthright, some people treat old identities the way Houdini treated padlocked boxes: something t

Fun Stuff W/out Mom And Dad To Stop You
I have always been something of a smartass. So what do you get when you add a mechanic + smartass + engineer = a lot of really dangerous stuff that your mom and dad would have kept you from building if they could. I rented a house with a couple of other guys in Daytona Beach, where spring break comes to you. We were all mechanics of some sort, and we all had the wiseass streak running through us. One day a friend brings over a potato canon. He shows how it works, shoots a street sign, shoots a trash can, fires one straight up and we run for cover while it drops down and disintegrates on the drive way. Great fun. He leaves and my friend William and I head into our shop where we have a chalk board. Yes the chalk board. Now William and I loved building cool shit, we built a lawn mower that would munch 2x4's, a 35' long boat made from plywood and fiberglass that we sent out into the Atlantic Ocean unmanned while on fire. When we set out to draw up plans on anything it would turn in

Haha Board And Tired...long Day
well wat a day... haha i pull'd the alternaor outta my brother mud truck put a new one in... pulled the exhaust... and now workin on pullen the tranny... gotta buy a new one friday and put that in ... ugh mud trucks they are fun to beat the hell outta but they suck to fix!! ya now im just sittin beat tired and board... nothing to do so i thought i'd do this!! haha... ya well not much else to say so ttyl =] byes

Falling
fading falling gasping drowning hurting numbing zombified half alive craving death not tasted enough yet cut it out of me let it go _death, destruction of self, mental flashes, slit wrist razor scars scratch off skin press down hard _don't even want to die just fucking tired of being alive calling screaming crying loosing excluded and jaded

Honey Moon Sex
Honeymoon Sex A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after

Are We Really That Different?
This is a poem that I had written. It is about segregation and a inter - racial relationship. Are we really that different? What makes us so different that we have separate homes? So what are skin isn't the same color. So what we come from a different background. Prick your finger is your blood red? Did you come from your mother who brought you into this world? Don't we walk the same street? Why is it that you can't see the similarity? Why can't the world see, see that we are the same? I love a man that doesn't have the same color of my skin and I am sinning? I fear for my children, I am not sinning but my children will have to pay for my love, why? He loves me and I love him. But why can't anyone accept that? Our boy got beaten up today at school, because of my husband and I. Did the boys who didn't this get punished? No. In fact they were rewarded. Are we different? No. We can't go somewhere without people staring and taking pictures. I cry not for me

When Girls Don't Put Out!!
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very n

Don't Wait For The Boat; Learn How To Swim
THIS WEEK'S COLUMN: DON'T WAIT FOR THE BOAT: LEARN HOW TO SWIM Web Column I've never been a great swimmer. But I can move around the water fairly well, so well that I often hear encouraging words from people, such as "Good job, Melvin," "Nice movement, Melvin," and "Melvin, I think you're almost ready to get out of the kiddie pool." I don't want to brag, but I'm quite good at the breaststroke, even better than I am at stroking other body parts. If you asked me whether I'm a beginner, intermediate or advanced swimmer, I'd have to say that I'm definitely an advanced beginner. On a scale of one to 10, I'm a solid two. The important thing is, I know how to float. I'm an expert at floating. I can do it for several hours at a time, as long as there's no leak in the raft. If it happens to be leaking ... well, then I can probably stay afloat by myself for an hour or two. I'm not likely to drown in a body of water, unless there's a strong current, unless someone

How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are 78% Grown Up, 22% Kid Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?

Are You A Good Girlfriend?
You are a Great Girlfriend When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself You're the perfect blend of independent and caring You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! Are You a Good Girlfriend?

Is He Right For Me?
Mmk... fellas, listen up. I'm no bullshitter- I believe in total honesty- so much that I'm willing to tell you what I like and don't like. 1. Honesty, of course. 2. I'm a sucker for green or blue eyes- but brown can be just as sexy. 3. The first thing I look at beyond your ability to tell the truth is your teeth. 4. I love a man in a suit... I am totally turned on by a man in uniform... military, police, firemen, emt... that refers to the ones who's guts aren't hanging over their pants... 5. I don't think it's possible for me to be attracted to someone my size unless he's just a big boy... You know, those 6 foot plus m.f.ers who can't help but be big boys. 6. Size does matter... but not as much as you think. 7. fetishes: being a voyeur, having my hair pulled, my ass smacked, being bitten, being manhandled- but not being controlled; I'm more likely to tease until you're provoked. 8. Have a job- a real job that you're proud to claim... better yet, have a career... you own money

Your Beautiful
Your Beautiful Your Beautiful Words fall out of my mouth And I can't seem to trace what I'm saying Everybody wants your time I'm just dreaming out loud, I can't have you for mine and I know it I just wanna watch you shine. Tripping up on my tongue, It's all over my face and I'm racing Gotta get away from you Burning all the way home, Try to put it to bed but it chases Every little thing I do When the light falls on your face, Don't let it change you When the stars get in your eyes, Don't let them blind you. You're beautiful Just the way you are And I love it all Every line, and every scar And I wish that I could make you see This is where you ought to be, Come down to me. Spell it out in a song, Bet you never catch on to my weakness I'm singing every word for you. Here I'm thinking I'm sly Then you're catching my eye, and just maybe You're thinking what I'm thinking too When you see it on my face, Don't let it shake you I know better tha

Need
Need I need someone to care for me, Deepest desires share with me. I need someone to hold me tight, Shelter me from the cold of night. I need someone with kisses warm- To softly guide me through the storm. I need someone gentle and mild, Carefree and innocent as a child. I need someone to laugh and smile, Strong as stone and yet fragile. I need someone tender and true- To decorate my nights in shades of blue. I need someone who'll understand- I need someone to hold my hand. Yet someone with a shadow not so long, They could never fully appreciate my song. Someone who's eyes I can stare into, Who's heart I could reach forever through. Someone who can see all the needs I dream of, And realize I only dream of their love.

You Are An Angel
YOU ARE AN ANGEL I lose myself in your beautiful eyes. I can't pull away even if I wanted to try. You're perfect in every way. The thought of you makes my day. You came to me from heaven above. You flew in on wings my angel of love. When nothing seems to go quite right. and I no longer can see the light. I look upon your angelic face and I'm taken away to a far better place. I cherish every word you've said. You move me like the music I play in my head. In this world of false truths I know only one thing true. I'd give up everything just to be with you.

Silent Tears
Silent Tears A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

Tin Saw Puzzle
There's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep Tryin' to waste her time With her methylated sandwich She's a walking clothesline And here comes the bishop's daughter On the other side She looks a trifle jealous She's been an outcast all her life You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, "Who is that man ?" You try so hard But you don't understand Just what you'll say When you get home. Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle Before it rains anymore You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks To get you facts When someone attacks your imagination But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you To all give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations. Oh the gangster looks so fright'ning With his luger in his hand But when he gets home to his children He's a family man But when it comes to the nitty-gritty He can shove in his kni

What's Wrong With Your Ex?
Your Ex is Histrionic Your ex is hot and cold - a total drama queen or king. Your ex can't survive without tons of dramatics, attention, and approval. People with histrionic personality disorder are inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers. Sound at all familiar? What's Wrong With Your Ex?

What Is Your Life Path Number?
Your Life Path Number is 7 Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaning You are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life. You are quite analytical and a great thinker. You have many theories and insights. A life of solitude is perfect for you. You need time to think and do things your way. In love, you are quite charming. You attract many with your confidence and wit. While you enjoy being alone, sometimes you take it to an extreme. You can become too isolated, shutting out loved ones and friends. Express yourself a little bit more, and you'll be surprised where it takes you! What Is Your Life Path Number?

What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you both as reserved and sweet. You tend to be very sensitive and detail oriented. The smallest things can please or annoy you. You tend to be internally moody. Perceptive and intuitive, you understand people quickly - though you usually won't tell them. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?
You Are 75% Addicted to Blogthings You lead the pack when it comes to posting Blogthings. And your friends (mostly) thank you for it. It's cute that you insist on being called your Japanese name. Just stop bragging about your IQ score! How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?

Age?
You Are 15 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Poem About Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy a birthday gift for me one pair of big blue eyes through one day i will see where are we going mommy with the rain splashing down when it hits the sidewalk it makes a funny sound banging through the big white doors people dressed in green if they ever hurt you mommy just run away and scream oh God please help me mommy they are tearing me apart see there goes my big blue eyes then there goes my little heart i truely love you mommy believe me i really do but the worst feeling is i thought you loved me too.

Everyone Is In A Hurry To Scream "racism" These Days!
A man asks: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

Love Is..
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

A White Rose
A White Rose The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow.

A Love For All Time
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.

Are There Angels?
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love

You Walked Lightly
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine.

Wine
You Are Merlot Smooth, confident, and popular - you're the type most likely to order wine for the whole group. You seem to breeze through life on your intuition and wit. And no one seems to mind! You're comfortable in any social situation you find yourself in, and you never feel outclassed. And while you live a charmed life, you never let it go to your head. You are truly down to earth and a great friend. Deep down you are: Balanced and mature Your partying style: Surprisingly wild... when you let loose, you really let loose Your company is enjoyed best with: Some greasy pizza What Kind of Wine Are You?

Envy
People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?

Red Rose
Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and richer Whispering secrets of happiness and affection. And even though with the fall of dusk All contentment is swept away, And the rose's petals unite as one Reflecting any light that may endeavor to shine through, The sun will always rise And the rose's petals will eternally broaden Until they fully blossom into a stunning creation. Our love is that of a red rose Possessing a few imperfections That may cause evanescent wounds, But the internal radiance That will everlastingly bestow healing and comfort.

Poetry
Fate And Circumstances by Missy As words flow across the screen, Relationships are discussed Positions dreamed, Frustration intensifies. You say fate has brought us together But circumstances are keeping us apart Will fate and circumstances ever let us be as one?

To Dream Of Your Abdomen
To see your abdomen in a dream, refers to your natural instincts and repressed emotions. This symbol may also have a strictly physiological factor where you may be experiencing constipation or indigestion. Emotionally, seeing your abdomen in your dream may imply something in your real life that you "cannot stomach" or have difficulties accepting You want to get it out of your system. To dream that you abdomen is exposed, signifies trust and vulnerability. You may be expressing a desire to express your primal emotions/instincts

To Dream Of An Accident.
To dream that you are in an accident, signifies pent up guilt and you are sub-consciously punishing yourself over it. To dream of a car accident, symbolizes your emotional state. You may be harboring deep anxieties and fears. Are you "driving" yourself too hard? This dream may tell you to slow down before you hit disaster. You need to rethink or re-plan your course of actions and set yourself on a better path. To dream that a loved one dies in an accident, indicates that something in your own Self that is no longer functional and is "dead". It is also symbolic of your own relationship with that person. Perhaps you need to let go of this relationship. Accident dreams may also represent your straightforward fears of being an actual, physical accident. You may be simply nervous about getting behind the wheel. This dream may be a clear warning to cautious of approaching vehicles.

To Dream Of A Baby
To see a baby in your dream, signifies innocence, warmth and new beginnings. Babies may symbolize something in your own inner nature which is pure, vulnerable, and/or uncorrupted. Babies may represent an aspect of yourself that is vulnerable and helpless. If you dream that you forgot you had a baby, then it suggests that you are trying hide your own vulnerabilities; You do not want to let others know of your weaknesses. If you dream that you are on your way to the hospital to have a baby, then it signifies your issues of dependency and your desire to be completely care for. Perhaps you are trying to get out of some responsibility. If you are pregnant, then a more direct interpretation may simply mean that you are experiencing some anxieties of making it to the hospital when the time comes. To dream of a crying baby, is indicative of a part of yourself that is deprived of attention and needs some nurturing. Alternatively, it represents your unfulfilled goals and a sense of lack

Daily Overview Horoscopes
aries Aries March 21-April 19 taurus Taurus April 20-May 20 gemini Gemini May 21-June 21 cancer Cancer June 22-July 22 leo Leo July 23-August 22 virgo Virgo August 23-September 22 libra Libra September 23-October 22 scorpio Scorpio October 23 - November 21 sagittarius Sagittarius November 22-December 21 capricorn Capricorn December 22-January 19 aquarius Aquarius January 20-February 18 pisces Pisces February 19-March 20

My Horscope Today
The Sun Sun in Aquarius: In this lifetime you are very much concerned with what happens in the world, the larger sphere outside your own immediate personal concerns, and you cannot separate yourself from the issues and challenges of your generation and society as a whole whether you are active in politics, community service, organizing and managing groups of people for a unified purpose, promoting new concepts and innovations which will affect many people's lives, or simply living your life in a socially conscious way. You need to be involved in influencing the larger social fabric of which you are a part. Thus, mistress reeni, you tend to look at the broad canvas, the political, social, or group context of any problem or situation. A simple fight between a man and a woman becomes, to you, how women are oppressed by the dominant male power structure in this society. The decision to eat a hamburger or a soy burger is not, to you, simply a matter of personal taste or health

20 Reasons To Use Lavender Essential Oil
Lavender - Remedy for many health problems 1. Aching Muscles: If you’ve spent a back-breaking afternoon in the garden, jump into a lavender bath to soothe aches & pains away. Apply Epsom salts & a few drops of Lavender Oil to the bath and soak away the tension. 2. Acne: Lavender is one of the most valuable oils for the treatment of acne, according to aromatherapists. “It inhibits the bacteria that cause the skin infection, helps to rebalanced the over-secretion of sebum, which the bacteria thrive on, and reduce scarring”. Add a few drops of lavender oil to a plain cream sold by chemists and use as a moisturizer or cleanser. 3. Bugs & Bacteria: French laboratory studies in the early 20th century showed that lavender is a powerful antibacterial in dilutions of 5 per cent or less it is lethal to bacteria that cause typhoid, TB & diphtheria. Combined with Lemon Balm, for its clinically tested anti-viral properties. 4. Burns (minor): After you have cooled the area by

Perfect Day.....
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day - Him 6:45 Alarm. 7:00 Shower and massage. 7:30 Blowjob. 7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section. 8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys. 8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens. 12:30 Blowjob. 12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club. 2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini. 3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and s

New Jersey
Only Jersey people can understand this. A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!" Gotta love New Jersey! Repost this if your from NJ

Only If You Are From Jersey
Only take if you're from Jersey! 1) What's Your First Name?: Mark 2) List Your Nicknames?: weird_traveler 3) Every Group Of Friends Has A Hot Spot In A Parking Lot Where Is Yours?: Dunkin Donuts 4) Very Late Night Munchies 24hr White Castle Or 24hr Taco bell?: White Castle 5) What's Your Favorite Diner In Jersey?: Anywhere 6) Your Favorite Food From That Diner?: Cheese Fries & Gravy 7) Ever seen FDR? No 8) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins?: Dunkin Donuts 9) Best Mall To Go To in Jersey? Cherry Hill 10) Best Beach in Jersey? Sea Side 11) The Most Tasty Slice Of Pizza You Ever Tasted Is From?: Enzo's Garlic Pie rt.57 Washington,NJ. 12) You Hear The Town Woodbridge What Is The First Thing(s) You think of? Kelly 13) You Hear The Town Sea Bright What Is The First Thing(s) You think of? Miranda 14) You Hear The Town Long Branch What Is The First Thing(s) You Think Of?: Maria 15) You Hear The Town Old Bridge What Is The First

Walking The Dog
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this. All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilo

Love Hurts
You told me that you loved me why did you leave me to cry in the cold you swore this time was different why does that line seem so old You told me I was the only one who could make you feel that way you told me that you cared about me so why didnt you stay All the nights you laid with me alone in the dark in my bed now I finally realize you were just messing with my head Love is such a powerful word a word people often misuse something they take for granted something they beat and abuse My wounds run deep inside me there's blood all over the place I think I’ve really lost it this time Im ashamed to show my face

Drifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

Paranormal Investigations
Have you ever had an experience you could not explain? Have you heard your name called in the night? Has your pet stared into the corner or run away for no reason? Have you been visited by a departed loved one? My name is Dave and I am a paranormal investigator. I was recently accepted in The Paranormal Research Asssociation of Ireland. We base our investigations purely scientific means. This does not however mean we disapprove the use of mediums, we just choose to follow this path. I myself have experienced many things which I could not explain some good some bad. If you have had any experiences please share. Here are a few things we use: flashlights, EMF/ELF meters, IR thermometers, hydro thermometers, night vision, digital/35mm cameras, 0 lux camcorders, stud finder, beam breakers, and loads of extra batteries/tapes. I believe that many so called paranormal activity can be explained however it it what's left over that keeps people like me going into dark places or stayin

Give It To Me
Give It To Me Don’t you ever just get tired of bein strong? Feels like you’ve been holding on so long. Every page you turn reads all wrong. Well let it all go….. Don’t you ever just want to flee into the night? Jump into the air and give your dreams flight. You’ve been holding on so tight, So just let it go…. And give it to me. Give me all you’ve got to give. All we’ve come to be. I’ll show you what it means to live. Just let it all flow into my arms. I’ll take it away I swear. Give me your fight, your tears, your charms. Close your eyes and I’m right there. Don’t you ever want to just lean on me? Lay your head back and just let it be. Love will see us through, just wait and see. Let it go…. And give it to me. Give me all you’ve got to give. All we’ve come to be. I’ll show you what it means to live. Just let it all flow into my heart. I’ll take it away I swear. Give your dreams a place to start. Open your arms, and I’m ri

Life
Life is a gift that must be given back, and joy should arise from its possession. It's too damned short, and thats a fact. Hard to accept, this earthly procession to final darkness is a journey done, circle completed, work of art sublime, a sweet melodic rhyme, a battle won. - The Book Of Counted Sorrows -

Thinking
Well hello all again it has been awaile since i have had ne thing to write about and i know for those of you that love reading what is on my mind it has been ruff cause i have been keeping the things to my self and some of you that read my blogs have been asking me what is up cause i haven't been writing as offten as i used to well i have to tell yall that for awaile i was in a bad palce in my life and doing thing that now when i look back i regreat and i am not really going to go into alot of details on this but here as of late i have been doing alot of thinking about things and my life and hell just life in general and i look back at the shit i was doing and now i wonder what yall that saw me on a reg basices had to think with the way i was acting back then but i want yall of you that i am trying to make a meanins with people and get back to a place i was in just a few years i have been working things out with my family and that is going really good i even spent a good part of a day

G'bye Erin And Hello Dean??
We just missed TS Erin. Everyone north of us is getting it. Sorry guys. Guess this wasn't out time. :) Everyone at work has been keeping an eye on Hurricane Dean. They have been saying for years that we are long overdue for a hurricane. So we'll see what happens with this one. We should know more by Monday or Tuesday. All I can say is, if worse comes to worse, my northern friends/family might get a lil' visit from me!! :D

Is It Really Like That?
Is really hard to understand that a guy can just be cool with a woman? There is a woman that I work with who I talk to on a real cool,friendly level.We goof around a lot and talk about things that we have in common and lately have been exchanging music.I see no point in trying to be slick and time my breaks with her's or even go out of my way to hang out with her or when we talk,be low key.I have nothing to hide from other people as far as that goes.I do not hit on her like some of the other guys do nor have I even asked her to hang out....she has asked ME out three times. I get the vibe that some of guys in the kitchen are too curious as to what I'm up to.Past experience has taught me that gossip will start then some player hatin' will kick after that and for what?.....just trying to cool with her.Is it some sort of insecurity with them?Maybe.

Its My Spa!
So my family owns 7 spas in the greater Hawaiian Islands and Los Angeles area. I can go there for free I just have to leave a really big tip for the workers. Im planning on openning one on my own in Kailua with a full Smoothie bar. with the help of my family think itll be a success. The spa will include nail techs and foot spa and state of the art furiture and a plasma screen T.V. in the lounge. I'll e looking for a spa manager and Licencse massage therapist and nail techs. I hope I don't crew this up.

Friday Links: O&a Live In Washington, Turn On Your Paltalk, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Photos, Traveling Virus Tomorrow Night, New Video Online
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) The Opie and Anthony Show is broadcasting LIVE from Washington, DC at the XM Satellite Radio Building today, and you weren't able to make the trip down to see us, you can see the show LIVE if you Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room. New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have a new pair of boobies for you to check out: RateMyWOW: Monroe Valentino Thanks to our own EROCK, we have a bunch of new O&A Show Photos online: Master Po Works on Anthony's Car Penthouse Pet Justine Joli Tests Out The KROCK Stripper Pole (Check out a lot more of Justine Joli Here Our buddy Cokelogic sent in an ANIMATED version of Andrew from Brooklyn and his 'Sapce Shuttle Endeavour' Call: Watch the New

My Love
My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender.

Love Me
Love me in the Springtime, when all is green and new, Love me in the Summer, when the sky is oh so blue, Love me in the Autumn, when the leaves are turning brown, Love me in the Winter, when the snow is falling down. Love me when I'm happy, and even when I'm sad, Love me when I'm good, or when I'm oh so bad, Love me when I'm pretty, or if my face is plain, Love me when I'm feeling good, or when I'm feeling pain. Love me always darlin', in the rain or shining sun, Love me always darlin', after all is said and done, Love me always darlin', until all our life is through, Love me always darlin', for I'll be lovin' you!

The Meaning
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you.

This Is How I Fill For The One I Love
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.

Because Of Her
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you.

To All My Friends Out There
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

Thinking About Him
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Special Friends
Everyone of us at some point meet a special person who fills our lives and shows us much concern As your friend and as your guiding star they support you and in life make you go far Their love always sparkles in our lonely life and they are with us sharing all our strife You smile knowing this person is there and for us this person truly and dearly cares They hold us close and wipe away our tears to our every need and wants they hear When we are down they are the first to know they will do anything to make our face glow They will open our eyes to many new things and within our soul they will make joy ring They are special and dear to your heart and from you they will never part

Music
I noticed a long time ago that robert smith of the cure and rick ocasik of the cars voices are similar....i just thought it would be interresting if robert smith redid magic by the cars....interresting thought...to me it is anyhow:)

T I M E 2
time... To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize The value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. EVERY DAY goes BYE . Learn to balance UPS =) and DOWNS =(

Grr!!!
You know what sucks! Moving back n with yo Mommy n Daddy...No choice tho, its the only way i know i wont go spending crazy...Need to save, plus my ex-roommate is leaving me. :( very sad! Gonna Miss Her very Much! well lata until another time!

2 Corinthians 1:3-6
3 Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort; 4 Who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God. 5 For as the sufferings of Christ abound in us, so our consolation also aboundeth by Christ. 6 And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation, which is effectual in the enduring of the same sufferings which we also suffer: or whether we be comforted, it is for your consolation and salvation.

Today On Wrr
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For Love And Honor
Hi everyone, For those who don't know, I am an Author and have writen a novel called For Love and Honor. I have decided to quit my job, and write more books. So this is where I need all of your help. To be able to quit working, I need everyone to buy a book. Otherwise, I have to keep working my 40 + hours and have no time to write. My next 2 book are a sci-fi novel and a book about Loss Prevention. The sci-fi hopefully will be turned into a movie. So if you have $16.95 please please find it in your heart to buy a wonderful romance novel called For Love and Honor. ISBN #1413793932. You can find it at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Books A Million, and so on. If you have time, jump onto my website www.lisagailnaughton.com You'll love it! Thanks for your support. Lisagail

Breakfast At Mcdonald's
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.' The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standi

White Lie Cake
White Lie Cake Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of the ladies who bake for church events. Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and helping her son pack up for Scout camp. When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. she said, 'Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake.' This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church, and in her new community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom-a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with i

My Horoscope For The Day.
Try not to worry too much about whether your feelings are being returned. Their depth is sufficient to warrant some serious positive karma that could come in any form. Have patience and see what happens.

12 "fuck You's" Of Fubar......
Fuck You number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON FUBAR. ITS NOT LIKE FUBAR IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS. Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a Fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesnt. Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number SIX Quit crying because you're not on someones Crush Who cares?!? ITS FUBAR!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up t

11th Kid
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting

Dontslep
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are Either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive Tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.

Upstairs With Uncle Paul
Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swim

Saying The Right Thing
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton

Why Parents Have Gray Hair
Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the f

Tennis Elbow
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine s

Polite Way To Go Pee
A little word from Johnny to start the day.. During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted

Starting Over Again With Dating
I'd just like to say that I'm trying again with dating. I've some pretty shitty experiences with it and I've come to realize that now is the time to try again. I enjoy meeting new people and I enjoy the support I get from my friends, especially folks here on Fubar. Wish me luck. I'm talking to a really nice girl now and hope it works out. We're having dinner tomorrow night.

Silent Resilience
I am not a victim. There are no lost causes. "I've been there, done that, and know suffering -- but it's all good." I'm still standing. "Can't touch this." Self-pity is an excuse to do nothing. To appeal to sympathy for pity's sake is to seek affirmation of the choice to do nothing. I am empowered by the spirit and support of meaningful experience and I transform with silent resilience.

Oh The Joy
Oh the joy In being who and what one truly is, Yet the pain and sorrow, loss and distrust that comes from those that confessed there friendship, only to rip it away when the true you comes out. How many days and nights must one continue to suffer thru this world of hypocrisy? How long does one have to suffer thru all the bull shit? Where are the true friendships and loves to be found? Why does one have to make themselves a slave to masters that require you to give up all joy and happiness in order for a chance, just a chance at contentment? Where is the priestess that sits at the foot of the alter in tears, giving offerings for her lovers safe return? Where is the warrior striding across fields of blood and sorrow to reach his home and lover? Are they, Have they, been lost to antiquity? Do the exist today? Hidden within the shadow, within the glen, creeping out only to flee back into the dark lest those that walk the day realize who and what they are and condemn them to shame or eve

When I'm Gone..... 3 Doors Down
There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm

Life
Its another shitty day of my so called shitty life. The days are passing like Petals in the wind. Its all a blur. Last night I was thinking aww fuck it. Im done with this life. I want to go on now. Done. BUTTT I didnt. Its that shitty little guilt that I have of how much I would hurt the people around me if I did in fact go through with it. Funny how i will live miserably just to keep people happy. Just want to say fuck all of you. Fake ass posers. I would like to take a shit on your face. Would your life still smell like roses then? I wont even get started with my fuckstick, in the closet Boyfriend. Give me time you will hear it all.

People And There Lies
Well I finally found out the truth about someone that I thought was family was a liar and for what it's worth, Rahter it was something that was said, or done, doesn't give someone the right to lie about something like what was lied about. If I believe it wasn't true I wouldn't have called every Hospital in the area that I knew that would do such surgery like what I was told. I was told by each place that I've called that there was no such person that by that name, and that is how I know that what was being told to me wasn't true and the sad part about the whole thing is that there was things that were sad for no reason at all, and other than that there were people whom were told the same thing and went as far as trying to send flowers and cards to a perosn that wasn't even there and lost money cause they were sent and the person whom was telling the lie didn't even know the hospital where she was at, now in my day when I go through a major surgery like that I want to know where I'm at

The Eagles.......... Are Back
Hole In The World Review "Hole in the World," the Eagles' first release since their 2000 box set, Selected Works: 1972-1999, their first on their own Eagles Recording Co. II (not to be confused with Eagle Records), and their first as a quartet of Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Joe Walsh, and Timothy B. Schmit (since the dismissal of Don Felder), is easy to interpret as the band's response to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. The harmony-filled ballad features a much-repeated chorus talking about a hole in the world and a "cloud of fear and sorrow," presumably a poetic way of talking about the ruin at the World Trade Center site. Lead vocalist Henley also contributes two verses in his husky voice, pondering how those who see themselves as "anointed" can take such actions. The lyrics don't have much to say beyond noting how dire things are "tonight," wondering why, and hoping things will be better "tomorrow," but the song is a typically pretty Eagles soft rock showcase. It is pr

Kiss Or Sex Game
So lets play the kiss or sex game. =] The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, send them a private message saying "Yep, I'd kiss you." or "Yes I'd sex you" SCARED? YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! And see who replies. There is at least one person on your friends or family list that wants to kiss you so... or sex you.... Repost this as:Kiss or Sex .

Scorpio
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Turn On Your Webcams, Luis Guzmán, Justine Joli, Mick Foley, Traveling Virus In Jersey, Car Crash Comedy, New Vide
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Rob Halford impression (umm, we mean singing). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday. Since we can't actually DESCRIBE Hummer Tuesday on the air (it's a blowjob, sheesh), perhaps if you're a lucky fella or lucky gal, you'll Turn on Your Paltalk and see a few hummers going on. At the very least, you'll see the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. (We watch them, and you should too!) Today on the POgram, we have Luis Guzmán coming in to promote his new movie WAR. We'll also check in with Justine Joli

The Benoit Case
To all the wrestling fans who don't believe Chris Benoit killed his family, this is for you. I believe that Kevin Sullivan killed Benoit and his family. I just emailed the chief of police at the Atlanta Police Dept. telling him what I believe happened. If you all agree with me, send an email to him letting him know. If he gets enough emails, maybe he'll investigate Sullivan. Help me out here, let justice be served on the right person. Thanx.

Give God A Way In
"And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the Lord of hosts. And all nations shall call you blessed: for ye shall be a delightsome land." (Malachi 3:11-12) God is vitally interested in your finances. He wants to multiply and protect them. But He won't be able to--unless you open the door for Him to do it. How? Through tithing. When you tithe, you give God the legal right to intervene in your financial affairs, to bless you richly, and to defend you against the destruction the devil brings. When you tithe, you lay a foundation for success and abundance. You establish deposits with God you can draw on when you need them. But don't wait until your back is against the wall to start. Begin now. Start developing your faith when things are going well by meditating on the blessing God's Word promises you as a tither. Learn to act on that Word now

A Firm Foundation
"These things I command you, that ye love one another." (John 15:17) In Luke 6:47-48, Jesus said: "Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like: He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock." That's probably a familiar scripture to you. But today I want you to do something new with it. I want you to put it together with what Jesus said in John 15:17: These things I command you, that ye love one another. Love. That one word sums up all Jesus said for us to do. If you'll build your life on it, even the most violent storms of this world will be unable to shake you. It will make you solid in every area of your life. If you'll build your family on love, you can win back those the devil has stolen from you. You can win them to Jesus with the love o

30 Things We've Learned From Porn
1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn'

Hooked - Chapter 5
Chapter 5 “Do you like diving?” I asked. “Oh, yeah,” you answered. “I love it but I haven’t gotten to do any since I got here.” “Well, let’s go then. I’ve heard the best diving is on the other side of the island. Let’s see what we can find,” I suggested. The concierge knew right away what we wanted and hooked us up with a rental jeep, some fins and snorkels, and directions to the best diving on the island. Soon, we were poking along on the coastal roadway, headed to the desert side of the island. No one goes anywhere very quickly on Aruba. We had the top down on the jeep. You were wearing a fabulous, white Wicked Weasel suit that we had bought in my hotel’s gift shop. It barely covered anything, top or bottom. I had seen pictures of these before but had never met anyone with the body or the willpower to wear one. The three tiny triangles barely covered your nipples and pubic hair. In reality, I’m not quite sure how you got away with it, but you pulled it off quite

Hooked - Chapter 6
Chapter 6 The bright mid-day sun was slipping away into the long shadows of late afternoon as we made our way back up onto the beach. After our lovemaking, we had ventured back out to the reef; swimming and laughing and pointing at stuff like two school kids. That’s sort of how I felt; like a school-kid seeing everything for the first time. In truth, I was seeing things clearly for the first time. I was doing what I wanted to do, when I wanted to do it, with a person that I enjoyed being with, and who enjoyed being with me. We were having the time of our lives. Or, at least, I was! Joseph had passed out on the beach much earlier in the day and now was bitching about his ass being sunburned. Karen had put on a tiny white Wicked Weasel bikini sometime during the afternoon and was reclining in a beach chair, wearing sunglasses, drinking a beer and reading a book, looking very much unlike a mother-of-three, first-grade-teaching, conservative, religious, southern woman. As

I Am Your Friend.
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your friend!

Missin U
As I sit by my window And look outside The wind starts to blow And I begin to cry I want you here I need you near Close by my side Oh,,the tears I have cried You wanted to stay But you had to go On that sad,,sad day I miss you so I wanted to say goodbye And say I love you But there was no time I feel you around me Watching,,protecting If only I could see Your angel wings I keep your memory Deep in my heart We will never part

A Child Is So Angelic, Especially My Justin
A Bereaved Parents Wish List 1. I wish my child hadn't died. I wish I had him back. 2. I wish you wouldn't be afraid to speak my child's name. My child lived and was very important to me. I need to hear that he was important to you also. 3. If I cry and get emotional when you talk about my child I wish you knew that it isn't because you have hurt me. My child's death is the cause of my tears. You have talked about my child, and you have allowed me to share my grief. I thank you for both. 4. I wish you wouldn't "kill" my child again by removing his pictures, artwork, or other remembrances from your home. 5. Being a bereaved parent is not contagious, so I wish you wouldn't shy away from me. I need you now more than ever. 6. I need diversions, so I do want to hear about you; but, I also want you to hear about me. I might be sad and I might cry, but I wish you would let me talk about my child, my favorite topic of the day. 7. I know that you think of and pray for me o

Music Making
Its a rainy stormy day and your in your studio making some music. I am making a road trip and decide to stop by your place. U don't know I'm coming and I want to surprise you. I'm wearing a raincoat and decide to stop by the local victorias secret and pick up something special. I change into a lace babydoll in the car and put the raincoat back on. I drive to your place and see the lights on. I knock a few times but you are in your zone and don't hear. I try the door handle and to my surprise its open...as if you were waiting for me 2 arrive. I creep in the house and slowly shut the door and lock it. I hear you downstairs and the music you are trying to create. I smile knowing that the music will only get better once my raincoat is off and I'm in your arms. I slowly make my way downstairs, letting the music be my guide. I enter the room and ur back is to me. I smile as I see ur eyes r closed and ur tuned into the beautiful notes floating across the room from your keyboard. I only hope y

Love Me For Me
Can you ever love me for me? For the me that I am true and true Can you love me with my imperfections? Can you see me as I am and not as what you want me to be? Can you ever love me for me? For the me that makes mistakes and speaks without thinking Can you love me even when I am unreasonable? Can you see me as I am and not for the Angel you seek? Can you ever love me for me? For the me that cries when a stranger child is hurt Can you love me when I am sad without me having a reason to be? Can you see me as I am not as what I once was? Can you ever love me for me?

Is This Real?
As I sit there, thinking, someone comes towards me and grabs my hand. Frightened, I jerk back; But he assures me that he is here to help me and love me. He begins to caress my neck, my shoulders, my back; And I give in to his orgasmic touch - And I trust him, though I have only just met him. And I touch him, his soft, silky skin, caressing him. Still sitting there, he wraps his arms around me and holds me for hours on end - And he tells me he cares, something never before heard by this lonely heart. Now, as we lay there on the beach, underneath the stars, his soft, sensuous lips touch mine. And I give myself to him, as we make love beneath the stars. And our hearts, minds, bodies, and souls entwine. He knows my every need, fantasy, desire - And he fulfills and satisfies each one of these as I have only dreamed. Now as we lie there, the sun begins to rise. It is not just a new day, but a new beginning as we plan to spend the rest of our lives

Trust
I guess everyone needs trust, Relationships work on this. Be strong and tell the truth, I guess it's all based on proof. In my heart I give too much, Just to be hurt in return. My faith in you is gone to low, Guess you don't care, It just goes to show. I try to give you the respect you need, But break this trust you still do, Guess some people don't have a clue. Only certain people should have trust. So from now on I'll look forward, And hope to see the light, And everything should be alright. So All my trust as gone, And now I'm here on my own.

Corrupt
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love

Hurt
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those brown eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

You
At times the days seemed so long, I thought I'd never make it through, Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you. I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key, Until your heart spoke a thousand words I knew were meant to be. When times turned rough and lonely, and despair fell upon my face, You comforted me and kept me safe in that loving special place. You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me, But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free. You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change, Your love has touched a place in me that I always found so strange.

Her Vs. Me
What is it that she has? That I don't have? Is it because you think she's prettier then me? Well, try to remember beauty is only skin deep. Is it because she turned you out? While I tried to keep you from walking out? Is it because she'll have a threesome? Where I'm not so experienced? Is it because, she gets nasty and freakier then me? Give me a chance, I can be that freak nasity lover you want me to be. Is she more, honest, reliable and truthful then me? Is she more, loyal, trusting and devoted the me? Is she more, affectionate, loving and supportive then me? Well, if she is all these things, then just where the hell is she?

This Is Not What I Want
Everynight when you leave for air Telling me you need to be alone The walls are thin Because I hear you on the phone You come lay next to me Like everythings all right Breakin me down inside Silent tears I shed through the night How can you do this to me After all ive done for you Just take a minute and listen to me Everything you've put me through Im losing my patience Im going out of my mind I might be crazy But baby Im not blind I rather be alone Than have a broken heart What made you do this to me When did all this start Is this what you call love This isnt how it should be All I ever wanted was to love somebody Somebody who is going to love me

Letting Go
Out there? What is it what is out there waiting for us to go and find it? Have you ever given it thought that there is more out there than the hell that we allow ourselves to be devoured into? Everyone has something waiting for them out there whether it is hope, love, friends or just freedom. We all have thought about just taking that step out that door of societies grip and seek our own dreams. So the question I guess is not what is out there waiting for us but why haven’t we taken that step? When we think of our lives I’m sure there is at least one thing that you cant think of that you should have made a move, said your thoughts out loud or just found a friend to talk to. Look deep within the soul that lives within your body and mind and find that hope that you have and let it live once more and even if you feel it is to late make that move, say those words, let go. I’m letting go, I am making freedom of this world and journeying out there in the cold world untouched by the greedy ha

Is It Worth It????
is it worth it to take the time to talk when u know they are not listening? is it worth it to take him into ur heart when u know he doesnt wish to be there? is it worth it to say im sorry when you know you did nothing wrong? is it worth it to walk away when u know u will just turn around? is it worth it to go out with friends when u know there are not true? is it worth it to cry when u know ur tears mean nothing? is it worth it to love when u know it may not last? is it worth it to sing when u know u have a horrible voice? is it worth it to dream when they may not come true? is it worth to believe what science has ruled out? is it worth it to pray if you feel no one is really listening? is it worth it the effort when u know its not going to turn out good anyway? is it worth it to know the truth when all u hear is lies? is it worth it to give someone a chance when u know it will end? is it worth it to even think life can be better? is it worth fighting for? is it worth it to say i love

Vision
I see myself inside of you The same old demons cloud your eyes Showing through your thin disguise It's not too hard to realize You are my Heaven You are my Hell For you alone, my soul I'd sell An Angel who, from Heaven, fell You taunt me. You torment You render me lame You torture. You save me All in the same In daylight, I seek you In darkness, I dream With you, I love Without you, I scream Leave me, I pray you Or set me at ease I know - I believe For you, my heart bleeds

Mastercard Wedding
Master Card Wedding > > You got to love this guy.. This is a true story about a recent wedding that > took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and > even Jay Leno mentioned it. > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. > > After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a > microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for > Coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. > > He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank > his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. > > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a > special gift just from him. > > So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. > > He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best

Crispy Chicken Dippers
Ingredients * 16 Tyson(R) Fresh Chicken Breast Tenders * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1 1/4 cups buttery round crackers * 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * 1/4 cup mayonnaise * 1/4 cup sour cream * 3/4 teaspoon dried dill weed * 2 tablespoons minced dill pickle Cooking Instructions Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Line jelly roll pan with foil; spray with nonstick cooking spray. Pour olive oil into shallow dish. In separate shallow dish, combine cracker crumbs, cheese and garlic powder. Wash hands. Dip tenders one at a time into olive oil, then roll in crumb mixture. Arrange coated tenders in single layer on prepared pan. Wash hands. To make dipping sauce, combine mayonnaise, sour cream, dill weed and pickle in small bowl. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until chicken is done (internal temp 170 degrees F).

Texas Stuffed Grilled Burgers
Ingredients * 5 pounds lean ground beef * 6 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce * 2 teaspoons hickory seasoning (optional) * salt and pepper to taste * 2 cups chopped onion * 2 cups chopped fresh mushrooms * 2 cups chopped cooked ham * 3 cups shredded Cheddar cheese Cooking Instructions Preheat a grill for high heat. When the grill is hot, lightly oil the grate. In a large bowl, mix together the ground beef, Worcestershire sauce, hickory seasoning, salt and pepper until well blended. Make 8 or 10 balls, and flatten into patties. On one half of the patties, distribute the onions, mushrooms, ham and cheese. Carefully cover the piles with the remaining patties, making sure to seal all of the edges of the patties together tightly and enclose the filling. Grill the patties for 8 to 10 minutes per side, or until meat is well done, and cheese in the center is melted.

Strawberry Bruschetta
Ingredients * 4 thick slices whole-wheat bread * 6 tablespoons light brown sugar * 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest * 2 teaspoons lemon juice * 3 cups sliced or diced hulled strawberries * 4 tablespoons mascarpone Cooking Instructions 1. Toast bread in a toaster. 2. Meanwhile, heat a large skillet over high heat. Add sugar, lemon zest and lemon juice and cook, stirring, until the sugar melts and the mixture begins to bubble, 30 seconds to 1 minute. Add strawberries and stir until juices begin to exude and the berries are heated through, 30 seconds to 1 minute more. 3. Spread 1 tablespoon mascarpone on each piece of toast. Top with the warm berries.

Chewy Chocolate Brownies
Ingredients * 16 whole chocolate graham crackers * 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 2 large eggs * 1 large egg white * 1/3 cup packed light brown sugar * 1/3 cup granulated sugar * 2 teaspoons instant coffee granules * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2/3 cup chopped pitted dates * 1/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat oven to 300°F. Coat an 8-by-11 1/2-inch baking dish with cooking spray. 2. Pulse graham crackers into crumbs in a food processor or place in a large plastic bag and crush with a rolling pin. You should have about 2 cups crumbs. Transfer to a small bowl; add cocoa and salt and mix well. 3. Combine eggs, egg white, brown sugar (or Splenda) and granulated sugar (or Splenda) in a large bowl. Beat with an electric mixer at high speed until thickened, about 2 minutes. Blend in coffee granules and vanilla. Gently fold in dates, chocolate chips and the reserv

Sand Art Brownies
Ingredients * 5/8 cup all-purpose flour * 3/4 teaspoon salt * 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour * 2/3 cup packed brown sugar * 2/3 cup white sugar * 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 1/2 cup vanilla baking chips * 1/2 cup walnuts Cooking Instructions Mix the 5/8 cup of flour with salt. In a clean, wide mouth 1 quart or 1 liter jar, layer the ingredients in the order given. Starting with the flour and salt mixture, and ending with the walnuts. Attach a decorative tag to the out side of the jar with the following directions: Sand Art Brownies: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease one 9x9 inch square baking pan. 2. Pour the contents of the jar into a large bowl, and mix well. 3. Stir in 1 teaspoon vanilla, 2/3 cup vegetable oil, and 3 eggs. Beat until just combined. 4. Pour the batter into the prepared pan, and bake in the preheated oven for 25 to 30 minutes

Christmas Punch
Ingredients * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 cups orange juice * 2/3 cup lemon juice * 1 (4 ounce) jar maraschino cherries, with juice * 1 fluid ounce triple sec liqueur * 1 (750 milliliter) bottle light rum * 1 orange, sliced into rounds * 1 lemon, sliced into rounds * 1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks * 1 liter carbonated water * ice Cooking Instructions In a punch bowl, combine sugar, orange juice, and lemon juice. Stir until sugar dissolves. Add cherries, triple sec, light rum, orange slices, lemon slices, and pineapple chunks. Refrigerate for 1 to 2 hours to allow flavors to blend. Pour in carbonated water, and add ice just before serving

Our First Time
Our First Time As we lay together in front of the fire. You caress my skin softly with your strong hands. Grasp my face and pull me to you and kiss me softly. Gentely pulling my hair so that you reveal my neck. Where you will begin to nibble my neck. As I give you a slight moan to let you know that you are making me feel so good. You bring your hands to my breast caressing them making me moan more. I feel my shirt start to fall down off my shoulders. You kiss your way down my neck and shoulder. I feel your hot breath on my skin as your mouth makes it way to my breast. I moan more as your tongue flicks my nipple. Your hands move from my breast to my waist. You slide your hand around the out line of my pants. as your fingers inch their way in. I feel a strong hand grasp my butt as you pull me closer to you. You kiss me more passionate as your hands come around and slip off my pants and panties. I want you so bad that my whole body shakes. As I lay there wanti

Wednesdays On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 6:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's a Hair Band Wednesday.. yes that's right 2 hours of non stop hairband metal from guys that wear more make up and hairspray than I do...plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at docnasty2004 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sircru2004 Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-08-22

Wow...this Is Something Else!!
I wanted my blog to be about sex, and sexiness and all those things that unexpectedly happen to us, and we walk away going "did that just REALLY happen??" I have had many things happen in my life that I would love to share with all of you. Some advice for the girls, some for guys having problems with their women, and just plain ol' making you so horny you have to take matters into your own hands. *G* I am voyeuristic, love sex, love flirting,and flattery will get you everywhere. Well,almost everywhere! I've been trying to satisfy my sexual desires via the internet and porn sites but it gets old quick. My dh has diabetes and cannot fulfill my needs and intimacy. I am also looking for a girlfriend with laid back attitude. You please me, and I please you. Let's start with that! Sindy

Please Read!!!
Body: Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing. HI my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE! Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your life

Vote For Mistress Brandi Now!!
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Another Week Soon Coming To An End
ever wished for something , hoping and dreaming for it to occur only to be let down and feeling alone and misunderstood Not a good feeling but as the saying goes "What doesnt kill us makes us stronger "

The Derivation Of The Word "witch
*Here is another article of interest I found* Strangely enough, the derivation of the word witch is a subject on which scarcely any two authorities can be found to agree. The most frequent explanation is that it is akin to the word wise, and that witchcraft therefore means The Craft of the Wise. It is widely believed that Gerald Gardner originated this derivation. However, this is incorrect, as it appears in Hugh Ross Williamson's book, The Arrow and the Sword, first published in 1947, before any of Gerald Gardner's books on witchcraft. But is this the right derivation? Not according to Professor Jeffrey Russell, who gives an appendix on this subject in his book A History of Witchcraft (Thames & Hudson, London, 1980). Professor Russell rejects any connection with the Old English word witan, meaning to know, as he also does with the Old English wican, to bend. In his opinion, the real origin comes from the Indo-European word weik, which has a general connection with religion

Part 2
I was free, I was in love, As you spoke, i melted, as we kissed, a million fire works exploded in my head, But now, you're gone, every word, feeling, everything, turns stone cold, as i was pulled back into that dark four walled prison, that held me tightly, you drift away, I am trapped. I'm gone, as are you, I go cold, As i feel every bit of life being sucked out of me, I began to slip away, i see your hand, When i grab it, It is soft and warm, I began to feel your love again. As you pull me out, As you pull me away from the prison, It dissolves, for our love is the key, Now i am free. love was always the answer... Or was it?

The Only Thing
The only thing i want you to know i want you to stay i want you to hug me and never go away The only thing i can dream of i want you to be true walk out of my dreams so we can together continue The only thing i needed so much i wanted to believe that just my fantasy once won't leave

Starting Off! ;)
Well there is lot's about me that many already knows, but I am an honest guy with a big heart, but I don't like to be disrespect. If I am showed respect then I'll give it back. I am a poet, I get into art and singing! I am really a nice guy as long as no one ticks me off!

Life
I'm starting to realize that my parents aren't always going to be here for me and that I should start thinking about what others want rather than myself. After I graduated I didn't realize that sooner or later I would have to stop being gone every weekend and start being home with my family and trying to do something with my life. I just wanna have fun, like any other kid in this world, but now that I think of it, I'm not really a kid anymore. Life has gone on and now I'm growing up. I just never knew it would happen so fast, because if you really think about it, you don't really realize you're growing up, then one day...*POOF*...You're 18 years old, fresh outta highschool with no liscence and only a highschool diploma to keep you company at night. That may not be in some of your cases, but all I know is, I wanna be a kid again. Where we didn't have to worry about how we dressed, we went to kindergarden in the same clothes we wore to help mom cook dinner in the night before. Whe

Twins (me)
>GEMINI - Irresistible [May 21 - Jun 21]Nice. Love is one of a kind. >Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a >fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. >Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. >Has a beautiful >smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

A Prayer For Today
Father, thank You for your increase in every area of my life today. I choose to set my hope in You knowing that You want to do more in my life than I can ever imagine. Teach me to be a vessel used by You today. In Jesus' Name. Amen......Have a Jesus Filled Day!God Bless!

Oh My God Get A **** Clue
for all the ladies out if a man or a guy breaks up with you are calls off on the day of the wedding or whatever reason don't **** panic find him track him and have a talk with him for god sake it ain't the end of the world yeppy well get 2 know him 1 reason is pressure yea the 2nd is rushing into things so take your time alright and everything will go smooth

Omg Get A ********* Clue Part 2
omg get a ********* clue part 2 for all the downraters on here you rate a 1 and you wonder why people on here block you oh my god get a *** clue are you dumb are what people put their heart and soul into creating profiles on here so yea if you don't get it after you read go ask someone alright

If Tomorrow Never Comes.
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming, you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well, I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can

The Greatest Pain In Life
The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored. To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all. To have someone you care so about so much throw a party... and not tell you about it. When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation. To have people think that you don't care. The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten. To be left in the dust after another's great achievement. To never get a call from a friend, just saying "hi". When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face. For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits. When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you. Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better? Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need? Each of us has a part to play in this great show we call life. Each of us has a duty to m

Thinking About You
I am laying in bed thinking of you, and how much I really want to fuck you; and wishing my cock was real so I could fuck you the way I want to and feel it. I decide to surprise you, so I put my cock on and grab the lube, wearing nothing but my cock I walk into the living room and sit on the couch, patiently I wait for you to come home. Expecting you home any minute, I lube up and start stroking my cock, pretending that it is real and wanting so badly to feel it. My desire to fuck you becomes so strong that I start to feel myself cumming. All I want is for you to come home and take over stroking my cock to take me over the edge. I am so turned on it's becoming frustrating, needing to release the pressure of my orgasm I reach down with my other hand and start playing with my pussy. It only takes a few seconds before my orgasm reaches full strength, my body trembles as it crowns, all I can move now are the fingers on my pussy. I play with my clit until I cant breath, than plunge my fin

Watch Me
I think I am feeling rather naughty. But, not naughty in the way you want me to feel. . .I want to be bad! I want to make you watch me be bad. Watch. That's all I want you to do! I know you think I am mean. Oh well. Let me give you some material to base that assumption on, and turn it into a fact. . . I put on a pretty, ivory colored nightgown. For some unexplainable reason, ivory looks good on me. As you would expect, I am clean, smelling good and soft. The nightgown is all I am wearing; well, I'd also put on the devilish smile! If you are really lucky, maybe I could even convince my hair to stay curly. I have you to sit on my bed, near the foot. I have tons of pillows, so I you can make yourself comfortable on a few of them. You must save me a few-- I don't want to be uncomfortable with what I have planned in my mind. There is just enough light-- not too dim, but bright enough for you to clearly see the sight presented before you. I'm a music person, so I turn on some kind

Nervous Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceed to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp it. 2. There are 10 Commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 Disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was sto

Fubar Scandal
COUPLES... THEY ARE CREATED AND DESTROYED EVERYDAY ON FUBAR, HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST ONES TO DATE ON THIS SITE... ENJOY ALL OF THEM... THROATFAWK & POLSKI CHERRY + DRUNK1 AND NSFW MILF + STEVEN AND ELLE + DJ KEVDOG AND DJ LAUREN + PUREST AND HOPE *wink* + JOHNNYDEVIL AND AMY + DJ TOKEN AND DJ MEL + RJEEZY AND NEABEAR +

Black Unicorn
one day i went outside to look at the sky all the clouds where white,but one was black it started to turn in to shape of a unicorn a black unicron Oh,how beatiful this creature is it moved like the wind and cutting though the clouds like they were paper It's foot steps where the sounds of thunder and with each step like flashing lighting Oh, my beatiful unicorn set me free,from the bonds of hate and let me go to heaven,so i can run as free as my black unicorn Teshanna Stephens Copyright ©2007 Teshanna Kathleen Stephens

Dumb
Y DO WOMAN ON HERE THINK THEY FKN OWN MY PAGE.. I ASKED SO MANY TIMES TAKE ME OFF THEIR FAN LIST.. AND NO THEY WONT CUZ THEY DONT WANNA....WHOS PAGE IS IT NOT THIERS... IM SICK OF PEOPLE DOIN THIS ...I DONT RESPCT NOTTA FOR THAT.. IF U WEANT MY RESPECT WELL U DO AS UR FKN TOLD... OR FEEL THE HEAT OF ME DOIN DAMAGE TO UR PAGE.. KEEP IT UP...WOMEN..

Love Is In The Air
Love is so beautiful when your in love with a certain person you feel like the world Doesn't exist any more since you love that certain person and you can't think of anything eles but that certain person that is what i call love. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka kiky lil sex kitten ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Online Predator
This section talks about how children can be at risk from online predators, and what you can do about it. Online stalking, also known as cyberstalking, is a form of Internet harassment. It can exist only online, or it can escalate into the real world. Either way, it is very disturbing. When the victims are young people, we call these stalkers "online predators." Are there laws in Canada to protect children? In 2002, Canada enacted legislation that makes it a criminal offence to use the Internet to lure or exploit children for sexual purposes. (It's important to note that this legislation relates to children under the age of consent, which in Canada is 14.) Section 264 of the Criminal Code defines harassment as a crime, both in the real world and on the Internet. This means that any action which causes a person to "fear for their safety, or the safety of anyone known to them" could be considered harassment. Such actions include: * Following a person from place to place

Chicken Fried Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 30 saltine crackers * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 2 tablespoons dry potato flakes * 1 teaspoon seasoned salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1 egg * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves DIRECTIONS 1. Place crackers in a large resealable plastic bag; seal bag and crush crackers until they are coarse crumbs. Add flour, potato flakes, seasoned salt, and pepper to bag and mix well. 2. Beat egg in a shallow dish or bowl; heat oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. 3. One by one, dredge chicken pieces in egg beat, then place in bag with crumb mixture, seal bag and shake to coat. 4. Reduce heat to medium and cook coated chicken in skillet for 15 to 20 minutes, turning frequently, until golden brown and juices run clear.

A Good Easy Garlic Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 3 tablespoons butter * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 2 teaspoons garlic powder * 1 teaspoon seasoning salt * 1 teaspoon onion powder DIRECTIONS 1. Melt butter in a large skillet over medium high heat. Add chicken and sprinkle with garlic powder, seasoning salt and onion powder. Saute about 10 to 15 minutes on each side, or until chicken is cooked through and juices run clear.

Clone Of A Cinnabon
INGREDIENTS * 1 cup warm milk (110 degrees F/45 degrees C) * 2 eggs, room temperature * 1/3 cup margarine, melted * 4 1/2 cups bread flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 1/2 teaspoons bread machine yeast * * 1 cup brown sugar, packed * 2 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon * 1/3 cup butter, softened * * 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened * 1/4 cup butter, softened * 1 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/8 teaspoon salt DIRECTIONS 1. Place ingredients in the pan of the bread machine in the order recommended by the manufacturer. Select dough cycle; press Start. 2. After the dough has doubled in size turn it out onto a lightly floured surface, cover and let rest for 10 minutes. In a small bowl, combine brown sugar and cinnamon. 3. Roll dough into a 16x21 inch rectangle. Spread dough with 1/3 cup butter and sprinkle evenly with sugar/cinn

Allen Ginsberg Media Model For America's Youth
By Dr. William Pierce Three weeks ago a man named Allen Ginsberg died, at the age of 70. If you were a university student in the 1960s or 1970s, his name will be very familiar to you. He was the person chosen by the media to be the number-one guru for America's youth during that period. He's been a sort of secondary guru ever since, and if you studied literature even in the 1980s or 1990s you got a dose of him. He always was treated in a worshipful sort of way by the media, in order to make the more gullible young people believe that he was some sort of genius who was to be taken very seriously. We could see this same worshipful attitude again when the media people reported his death earlier this month. I listened to NBC's Tom Brokaw talk about Ginsberg on the evening television news. Brokaw behaved as if he were reporting the death of George Washington or Thomas Jefferson. He spoke of Ginsberg as if he had been a talented and sensitive poet, a great soul who had passed away, leavin

The Nature Of Patriotism: What Factors Control Whether People Are Loyal To Their Country?
By Dr. William Pierce I have been reading about Aldrich Ames, an employee in our Central Intelligence Agency who was caught spying against the United States. There have been several other Americans caught recently who were spying for foreign governments, including one who was an FBI agent, but Ames was the most important, in terms of the amount of damage he did. A book about Ames, who was arrested three years ago, has been published recently. Its author is Pete Earley, and it's titled Confessions of a Spy. The most interesting thing to me in the book was Ames's explanation of why he decided to sell American secrets to the KGB. He never really thought of himself as a traitor. He needed money, and he didn't think the CIA was paying him enough; he was essentially an alienated person who felt no sense of loyalty to anything. There are a great many other people in this country who are just as alienated, just as self-oriented and rootless as Aldrich Ames. Most of them, of course, aren'

The Lesson Of Haiti
by Dr. William Pierce This month the last of the United Nations "peacekeeping" troops in Haiti will leave, and the Haitians will be given yet another chance to try to govern themselves. The "peacekeepers" occupied Haiti, along with 23,000 U.S. troops, three years ago, in order to force the government of General Raoul Cedras to resign so that a Clinton favorite, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, could be installed as president. The reasons presented to the American public for this interference in Haiti's affairs were that General Cedras was a "dictator" and that he didn't respect the "human rights" of the Haitians. Mr. Clinton's friend Aristide, on the other hand, was said to be a "democrat" and a respecter of human rights. Actually, Aristide is a former priest turned Marxist whose idea of respecting human rights is to incite mobs of his supporters to murder his political opponents by breaking their arms, wiring a gasoline-soaked tire around their necks, and burning them to death -- a proce

The Promise Keepers
by Dr. William Pierce If you watch the news on television regularly, I'm sure you saw the huge get-together of so-called "Promise Keepers" in Washington: hundreds of thousands of mostly White men hugging each other, holding hands, and rocking back and forth with their eyes closed. Some of them were shaking and crying or singing and clapping their hands much like one used to see in an old-fashioned revival tent. I was fascinated by the phenomenon -- and by the reaction of various elements to it. The most interesting reaction was that of the feminist organizations. They clearly were worried. They did not like the idea of a large number of White males gathered together for any purpose. Some of the feminist commissars made cautious statements to the media. They expressed their concern about the Political Incorrectness of men getting together as men. They saw this as a very dangerous development. What if the all-male Promise Keepers, said to have nearly three million members, decided

On A Flight
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "it's your turn." She asks the law

Advantages Of Being A Woman
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather condi

Nose Picking Glossary
The Kiddie Pick When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Pick Your Brains Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot

More Deep Thoughts
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you were a poor Aztec with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me." When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking

Miscellaneous Quotes
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.--Wolfgang Pauli Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.--Lily Tomlin Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.--Pancho Villa-Last Words Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?--Heidi Sandige How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it.--Dennis the Menace I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.--W.C.Fields When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.--Henry Miller I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.--Charles Schultz Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.--Wilson Mizner Life is a sexually transmitted disease.--Anonymous Architecture is the art of how to waste space.--Philip Johnson Admiration, n: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.--Ambrose Bierce If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.--Samuel Goldwyn I'm still an atheist, than

Our First Night
The first time we touched, you held me so tight that feeling I felt only felt so right. Things were moving kind of fast and I felt ashamed You made me feel so comfortable and said no one is to blame. You made love to me that night and also the next day Things went fast I wondered what you would say, You didn't say a word just held my hand, That made me feel closer to you.... you were that perfect gentleman. We are miles apart and I wonder when I will see you again, I can't wait till I kiss you, hold you, and just see you.... my friend.

The Declaration Of Love
If I were a sailor I would dive deeply Into the ocean of your silky hair Where the waves are lost towards infinity Up to the perfume of a sweet love affair. If I were a swimmer I would drown with lies Into your glittering crocodiles tears of sensitivity Where your diamond's quest will drive me As far as the lair of your soul's eyes If I were a philatelist I would take delight Of your mouth's line where the perfection Of your nectar will share the spotlight In the dessert of my collection. If I were a mountaineer I would climb up Your high mountain's legend Where the everlasting snows will only blow up When your pleasure come to an end. If I were a painter I would soak my brush Into your virgin forest ready to blush Where only a coolness torrent will flow At the banks' mouth before the afterglow. If I were a poet in love I would mix those taboo Into verses that will only look alike When my eccentric imagination would like To tell you without any regret..

When Our Bodies Come To Meet
When I see you I can feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole.

The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent

Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it. 6. Keep extra poly-grip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. (Notice: I sent this in large type so you could read it.)

One Week To Go.
Well I have about one week until I move down the street into my new apartment. On Friday I submitted my application, paid my application and deposit fees and got told my new address. I am getting a furnished studio, and it is the very last one they had. I was told to call them Monday afternoon to hear the results of my credit check and background check. My credit is decent and I don't have a criminal record, so no biigie. After then, I need to set up my electric and finish my packing by this Friday night. As for my move-in next Saturday, the complex normally allows it done after 3 PM, but the manager said I could move in sooner if I needed to. I also learned that I can have a small pet (i.e. fish, birds, hamster, etc.). So I think I will get some hermit crabs to have. One of the downsides of moving is that I will be computer-less starting next Saturday. In time I will get my own computer and get back on line again.

Mom
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of g

**bubblez**
Tommy went up to a little girl named Bubblez he asked "wanna be my friend?" she replied "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" he said "I’ll give you candy" she said "ok" later on Tommy went up to Bubblez again "wanna come yo my house and study?" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "I’ll give you candy" "ok" when they went to his place he asked "do you want to go to my room?" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "I’ll give you candy" "ok" when their in his room he asks "wanna take off your clothes and hope in bed with me?" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "I’ll give you candy" "ok" later on Tommy hears someone coming up the stairs "Bubblez get off of me my moms coming" "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna" "oh man, I have no more candy" THE END

Garage And A Limo
A boy goes into the toilet with his mum and goes "mum what’s that" and she replies "it’s a garage". So the next day the boy goes in with his dad and says "dad what’s that" and his dad replies "it’s a lime". Then the boy asks daddy "what have I got" and his dad replies "lights". So that night the boy is in bed and he gets scared. He goes into his dad’s room and his dad says "what ever you do son, don’t lift up the covers". But the son lifts up the covers and he says "daddy why is your limo in mummy’s garage" and then he says "can I come in too?"

My Fantasy For You & Me
On a deserted desert island in the sea This is were I wish to be To expand my soveign serenity To spend eternity No sin or sacrifice No more paying the price No technology Only pure simplicity The sea so blue and pure The sky above so sure The sand beneath my feet To feel the suns heat The night falls and all goes black But to gaze in wonder at the heavens above and be taken aback No city lights or electricity Only Gods creation in wonder simplicity Back to my reality This was only a brief escape for me To live this brief fantasy Would you like to escape to it again with me…….into this fantasy

Murphy's Military Police Laws
Your brassard and your badge won't stop bullets. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers. When in doubt, empty your shotgun. Never share a patrol car with anyone braver than you. Not wearing body armor attracts bullets and knives. If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks. Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid. The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call. The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters. No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed. If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers. The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime. The important things are always simple. The simple things are always hard. The easy ways are always blocked. The short cuts are always under construction by the post engineers. Anything

Chain E-mails
These are c&p from some files I had, not responsible for the mis-spellings - enjoy! #1 This is an anti-chain letter. It was written by Jed Hartman, not a missionary and not from South America or Asia, in November of 1994, and modified slightly several times since then. There\'s no way to tell how many times it\'s been \"around the world\" or even what that phrase meansthough at the time of writing it has never been around the world in any sense. You are under no obligation to forward this letter. Nothing bad will happen to you because of failure to forward it. Furthermore, this letter absolves you of all bad luck you might otherwise have experienced through failure to forward other chain letters. That means you never again have to write \"I\'m not superstitious but...\" on a chain letter and send it on; you never again have to worry that if you don\'t forward a chain letter Bad Things will happen to you. Next time you get a chain letter, read this letter again and throw out th

Things You Probably Don't Know
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The spot on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww). 1

Quotes About Sex
Quotes about sex Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex

Sigh
Under your spell again I cant say no to you Crave my heart and its bleeding in your hands I cant say no to you Shouldnt let you torture me so sweetly Now I cant let go of this dream I cant breath but I feel Good enough I feel good enough For you Drink up sweet decadence I cant say no to you And I've completely lost myself And I dont mind I cant say no to you Shouldnt let you conquer me completely But I cant let go of this dream Cant believe that I feel Good enough I feel good enough Its been such a long time coming, but I feel good And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall Pour real life down on me Cause I cant hold on To anything this good Am I good, enough? For you to love me too So take care, what you ask of me Cause I cant say no god I love evanescence.

Summer Slam
Oh tonights show was well worth the cost of the PPV. We watched in online via the web and it was so awesome. Great show and lots of surprises. Most of all the HHH return. That one was better than I thought. However, the time was dramatically reduced. :( HHH won within minutes. :( That sucked. :( However he won. :) That was cool. :) Rey Mysterio's return............. HE WON!!!!! Need I say more? :) Over all the PPV rocked. Oh and here is a spoiler, Orton did NOT win. :P

Vacation Update 1: Traveling Virus Photos From Nj, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online, New Audio Player - Embeddable Too!
It's Monday, and the Opie and Anthony Show is taking a much-needed vacation. Let's face it, when you work in close-quarters for hours-on-end with the same opinionated bunch every day for months on end without a break...people are likely to get into fist fights...so, vacations are good things. ...Except for us, of course. We're the lowly bunch who sits at home with the shades drawn, updating a website so about fifty thousand people can stay entertained all week. Let's get to it, shall we? As always, if you missed ANY of last week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/24/07 (Sam eats steak, Car Crash Comedy) DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/23/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/22/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/21/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 8/20/07 If you missed the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus at the PNC BANK Arts Center, don't fret...the fans took a shit-ton of great photos, and we have the first batch online now: Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus at P

Always There
I'll always be here through thick and thin You can come to me, I'll listen I'm your friend, I won't push you away When you need a hug, my arms are wide open When you need to talk, I have an open ear Your growing up and getting older Know that I'm always here, I'm not going anywhere Wherever you are, I'm there with you You’re in my heart and my prayers Just know I'm here, because I truly care You’re my sister, you mean so much Don't want to see you hurt or cry I'll wipe the tears, I'll get rid of your fears Want to see you grow up and achieve Just believe, have faith You can do anything You’re beautiful inside and out You’re smart and very talented You’re many things, but most all, you’re my sister I believe in you and know that I'll never stop loving youA

Phone Boredom
Well as it states, these series of blogs will be about boredom, what to do when you are bored, why you are bored, and what you wanna do to stop being bored. So, my girl and I broke up bout two weeks ago, and so now I am bored at night, cause usually i would call her up and talk to her for an hour or so before going to sleep, so I miss that, but meh. So most my friends who I used to talk to at night are either out all the time, or they are sleeping, so that cuts down on talking on the phone. So I thought, if any of the girls/women on here want to talk, just send me an inbox message or reach me on aim and maybe we can hit up a convo. meep

Things I Love About You
Your eyes which first held me captivated where I stood. Your smile to dazzle the sun and warm every corner of my soul. Your voice like a sparkling mountain stream which flows into my heart. Your walk and the way your gracefulness takes my breath away. Your hair about which I dreamed cascading into my face as you leaned over me. Your hands whose caress I crave to hold my face in their tenderness. Your arms I long to have around my neck as you pull me close to your warmth. Most of all everything you are changed the way I feel about my life. I love you.

He Calls For Me
He calls to me across the miles Night winds carry his whispers They float on the breeze and through my windows Falling gently upon my ears - Hush - I hear him now. He calls to me from the heavens Glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes When he looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see him now. He calls to me through my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep Where we laugh and love once again I am in his arms I feel him now. He calls to me Every moment of every day Distance couldn't keep us apart When destiny drew us together I'll hold him for eternity As long as he keeps calling.

Carry Me To You
If I had wings to fly I'd breathe in deep and spread them wide as I leap from the cliff into the wind where the gulls glide. Crossing this wide sea I glide above cruel waves that reach up to drown my flight in their cold deep blue-green graves. And as your day grows slowly light I'd arrive on worn-out wings to hold you in your waking dreams and feel you soft and gently warm in my embrace at last.

Open Letter To A Bastard (circa 2002)
I am leaving you today. I am fleeing with my deteriorated body, my shattered mind, and my frightened child. I am not taking anything of value to you, only my filtered soul. I have no want from you. Not money, not pity, not attention, not sex. Do not seek me, for I can smell your rancid blood. It stains my heart. I will run from you until my wounded body no longer carries the weight of my scars. I will run until my child's tears turn to rainbows. Only then will I face you again. To dance upon your grave.

Total Lunar Eclipse 8.28.2007
last night and this morning there was a total lunar eclipse... i am blessed to live in a part of los angeles where the sky can not get any blacker, at the beach. there's no glow from electronic interference over the water. so my pops (yes, my daddy) who is 74 years and i posted up in my front yard and pulled an all nighter. looking at the most incredible, awe inspiring sight ever beheld. and we talked and sat silent, then gasped in amazement at the beauty... *tears in my eyes ...now i will always think of my pops when i look at the moon...

Ghosts???
When I was a slightly younger lad I had a friend who was in my eyes a sensitive. She was a very caring person who was grounded to nature and had a kind heart. I was visiting her at her parents house with a couple of friends one night when she started telling us the story of the spirit of the doctor who lived in her house. She told me he was not an angry spirit and enjoyed the current owners of the house. She told me how he could be seen walking in the front door holding his medical bag sometimes at night. She also explained that he would visit her in her bedroom and watch over her. At the time, I took all this in with a grain of salt. She walked me around the house showing me all the different roooms. I must note that at this time she was in the process of moving out into her own apartment. I did at the time feel something was around but I dismissed it as my mind running away with me. After we were done with our visit we all piled into the car and headed down the road. I felt a su

Redneck Beer Bread
Makes: 20 servings Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Ready In: 45 minutes This bread is quick and easy to do! Ingredients 3 cups self rising flour 3 tbsp sugar 1 can 12 oz warm beer Directions Mix all ingredients in a glass bowl. Put into a greased bread pan. Let rise about 15 minutes. Bake in 400 degree oven for 30 minutes or until brown. This bread can go with anything in Cajun country.

My Husband
I'm lonely without having my husband here. He is right now in jail for a mandatory two days for a DUI charge. They took him this morning. There is a possibility that he will get out because of the over-crowding at the jail. The whole fucked up thing about this all is the fact that the opposing counsel even said that community service instead of jail time would be fine. No such luck. He's got an asshole for a judge. If you live in Salt Lake City do not deal with Judge Cutler. He is a prick and an asshole. They are holding things against him that shouldnt be held against him at all. They are also not letting him have his medications because its only two days. If he has a nervous breakdown I'm going after everyone involved in this including Judge Cutler. There will be a huge lawsuit against the jail and Cutler. Khaos Faerie

Friends
I miss all my friends in MS! My honey is thurr! :( I'm staying with my aunt right now because she's sick and needed some help. No one else would make the move, plus I get to take some college courses in architecture, which I LOVE! Wish me luck!

Meditations
Are there set times and places to meditate? Any prerequisites? How to choose the right method? Here are some tips that you might find helpful. What is the Best Time to Meditate? It is important to understand that "meditation" is simply being aware of what is happening both within and around us. So ultimately, this is just a natural part of everything we do, twenty-four hours a day. Learning the "knack" or "watching" what is going on rather than being immersed in it can take awhile. And meditation methods are designed to help you first learn that knack, and then allow the watcher to become strong enough to become part of your everyday life. So the comments below refer to the methods that can help you with this process. Some methods are designed to be most effective when done at a certain time of the day. For example, Osho Dynamic Meditation is an energy-activating method best first thing in the morning. Similarly, Osho Kundalini is designed for the end of the day, to shake off

Dr Phill's Test! I Got A 43
Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55). He did this test on Oprah (she got a 38). Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and then repost it. The person who posted it placed their score in the subject box.. Please do the same before sending to your friends. Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now...... not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so...... grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers. Make sure to change the subject to YOUR total. Ready? Begin. =========================

Since You've Gone Away
Since you've gone away No one ever told me That love would hurt so much Won't you please forgive me? I wouldn't try to hurt you I just needed someone to hold me... Since you've gone away So many things I don't understand What really life's going on Yes, I still remember everything you said, There's much you promise How could I ever forget? Before I always act like a child To find out if you really love me; But when the days are passing by You change your mind; I never thought that it could happen this way Since you've gone away Every time when I come home from school I look up the door Hoping to find you there just like before ...yes distance cannot keep us apart Because of what we have shared always lives in my heart... _dYaNiKa_

Decisions
I don't know which way I turn The pros and cons almost balance I pray for guidance but receive no answer - no clear direction Friends only add to my confusion... Suddenly I hear Him say, "Follow me..." I see clearly What I failed to see before I don't have to know where I'm going... He knows! As long as I stay close to Him, I will not lose my way or fail to reach my destination. _dYaNiKa_

People Who Come Here And Start Bullshitting
people who come here and start bullshitting get a *********** life if your going start that or better yet go ************* your wife see anyway starting **************** & ********* don't start that with me alright i got better things 2 do

Heartbreak
Man, today sucks.I am heartbroken cause I couldn't go be with my wonderful man. I love him. He's my life, my heart and my soul. I will do anything for him. He's my knight in shining armor. Babe, if you're reading this. I love you and miss you terribly. I've never missed someone like this in my life.

Steppin' Up To A Challenge
The chef stepped to me and told me that I have to create a salad and have it ready by 5p.m. Thursday.I'm all the way down for it.I don't feel nervous at all.I figure it's all part of me wanting to expand my cooking knowledge.I'll learn if he or they,meaning all for of the chefs,like it or dislike it.It's all about the process towards the goal,not the goal itself.

What Kind Of Muscle Car Are You???
Take the quiz: What kind of muscle car are you?1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I Feel
I feel hurt I feel sad I feel mad I feel anger I feel hopeless I feel faithless I have hand's but can't I can't feel the them I ask I have ear's I ask why i can here but can't feel I still can here I have eye's I can see I can see I can see thing that other people can't see I ask my self over in over I ask them but they don't relpy. They say they love me than they are gone I can't feel them but in a moment i can feel them upon me than it's gone.

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwords? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Eleven Signs That You Love Someone
Eleven Signs That You Love Someone ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Outrageous!
Once again our wonderful president has shown his ass in public by purposely excluding a citizen of our country because of her pagan beliefs. I'm thinking seriously this man was the exact same one that started the Crusades in another lifetime. He simply is so close minded that he believes there is NO OTHER WAY THEN HIS. how the hell has this man STAYED as president???why have we not impeached him and his idiotic ways? not only is he a thorn in the sides of wiccans, he has single-handedly decided to decrease the US Population by sending our troops into a war we can not win, he says being gay is a CHOSEN lifestyle that is UnAmerican, and puts his own "buddies" in offices they simply don't have qualifications for! what the hell is wrong with us, why can't we get this mad man out of office???? enough ranting. i'm done. here's the artical: Americans United Protests Presidential Snub Of Wiccan War Widow Wednesday, August 29, 2007 AU's Lynn Says Bush Should Apologize For Mistreatment

Personal Fitness Training In Salem, Al
Hi, My name is Eric Dempsey. I am a personal trainer in Salem, AL and I'm looking for clients who need assistance in losing bodyfat, changing their body composition and how they look, increasing strength, cardio endurance, lean muscle tissue and overall health. My program has had very good results to date, especially with my female clients. Training is private, one on one, fast and efficient. Train with Eric Dempsey Master Sergeant, U.S. Army Retired Certified Personal Trainer Certified Sports Nutritionist Certified Endurance Sports Trainer Certified Kung Fu Fitness Instructor “Train Hard & Eat Right” My program promotes bodyfat loss, body composition change, increased metabolism efficiency and the increase of lean muscle tissue. My method involves education, nutrition, superset resistance training and high intensity interval cardio training to produce lasting, progressive and retainable results. I strive to educate as I train so that every client learns the “how and why”

In Joy And Sorrow By Him
I just love Him. They are Earth's Greatest Rock Band and if not they are a shoe in for second. Enjoy these powerful lyrics for they sooth me and move me. "In Joy And Sorrow" Oh girl we are the same We are young and lost and so afraid There?s no cure for the pain No shelter from the rain All our prayers seem to fail In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms In world so hollow It is breaking my heart In joy and sorrow my home's in your amrs In world so hollow It is breaking my heart Oh girl we are the same We are strong and blessed and so brave With souls to be saved And faith regained All our tears wipe away In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms In world so hollow It is breaking my heart In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms In world so hollow It is breaking my heart In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms In world so hollow It is breaking my heart In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms In world so hollow It is breaking my heart My hom

Lose You Tonight By Him
Im gonna play and try to sing along with the song and sing it to my lady. "Lose You Tonight" Don't run away I can't live without you Please stay And I learn to love you right I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life And I've been crying for you Dying for you all this time I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life And I'm not gonna Lose you tonight No, I ain't gonna lose you tonight Don't run away I never wanted to hurt you Please stay And I learn to treat you right I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life And I've been crying for you Dying for you all this time I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life And I'm not gonna Lose you tonight I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life And I've been crying for you Dying for you all this time I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life And I'm not gonna Lose you tonight I was waiting for you Waiting for all my life Oh, I can't live without you And I've been cryi

Salt In Our Wounds By Him
A worthy mention. "Salt In Our Wounds" Here we are In the maelstrom of love Waiting for the calm To soothe our hearts Here we are And don't know how to stop Waiting for the war To end it all Love is insane and Baby We are too It's our hearts little grave And the salt in our wounds Love is insane and Baby We are too It's our hearts little grave And the salt in our wounds Here we are Right back where we began Waiting for sweet love With open arms Here we are Just like before Waiting for the warmth Of that tender storm Love is insane and Baby We are too It's our hearts little grave And the salt in our wounds

The Sacrament By Him
"The Sacrament" I hear you breathe so far from me I feel your touch so close and real And I know My church is not of silver and gold, It's glory lies beyond judgement of souls The commandments are of consolation and warmth You know our sacred dream won't fail The sanctuary tender and so frail The sacrament of love The sacrament of warmth is true The sacrament is you I hear you weep so far from me I taste your tears like you're next to me And I know My weak prayers are not enough to heal Oh the ancient wounds so deep and so dear The revelation is of hatred and fear You know our sacred dream won't fail The sanctuary tender and so frail The sacrament of love The sacrament of warmth is true The sacrament is you The sacrament is you The sacrament is you The sacrament is you The sacrament is you You know our sacred dream won't fail The sanctuary tender and so frail The sacrament of love The sacrament of warmth is true The sacrament is you You kno

Gone With The Sin By Him
I have this song and video on my profile and its a live version of the song which I prefer the most. Enjoy! Gone With The Sin I love your skin oh so white I love your touch cold as ice And I love every single tear you cry I just love the way you're losing your life Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are You're gone with the sin my Darling I adore the dispair in your eyes I worship your lips once red as wine I crave for your scent sending shivers down my spine I just love the way you're running out of life Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are You're gone with the sin my Darling [Solo] [2x Repeat Refrain]

It Sucked
Ok well I was suppose to go out and party and I ended up working instead which really really sucks. Then I was suppose to hook up with some friends after work and I found out I was going o a blind date but do not tell them that they thought I didn't know. Well that didn't happen either because the guy backed out since he just flew back in that day after a 2 day trip back from Iraq I did meet him today though and he is nice but he isn;t my type as in bf material but as a friend now that he is. Today lets see I worked and I worked and I worked oh and I opened up some new accounts that I couldn't open up until I was 18 and now that I am I did lol. Well anyways it is like 1:40 am and I am tired so I'm heading to bed now. Bye

An Update, An Apology, An Excuse
Bush calls Wiccan widow in Nevada FERNLEY, Nev. (AP) - President Bush called a Fernley military widow on Thursday and apologized for her not being invited to a private meeting earlier this week in Reno, when he met briefly with the families of fallen Nevada soldiers. The president's phone call to Roberta Stewart came a day after White House and military officials said her exclusion from Tuesday's meeting was an oversight and not an intentional snub because of her Wiccan faith. "I am happy that I was able to speak with him and hope that now I can truly move forward and close this chapter," Stewart told the Lahontan Valley News. In a written statement issued by Americans United for Separation of Church and State, Stewart said Bush "apologized for the exclusion and the error that was made. He said he admired me for my spirit and thanked me for accepting his apology and said that he hoped he would have the opportunity to someday meet me. With regards to her faith, Bush tol

Creation Of A Pussy!!!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

Don't Trust People Even Thoe U Think U Know Them!!!
Don't trust people even if u think u know them really well... it allway's come's back and bite's u in the ass...I was ignorant enough to believe my ex changed and come to find out she is 10 time's worse then she was before.... So what i am saying is becareful who you trust!!!!!!!!

Real Love
god gave me something unexpected 2 1/2 yrs ago and that was my wife...i always new i would settle down at young age but not with someone younger than me cuz of my preference and im glad i went outside of the box this one time cuz...baby u change my whole world upside down from worse to great....to not sure to completely in love...to a beautiful son to many more to come...i knew u were something special i just didnt realize how much u were till the time now we've been apart almost 3 months than again for another month...this time apart has made me grow up to be better and look at u and say ur my whole circle and love of my life and i wouldnt change nothing on how we met...we had some real tough bumps but baby we got through them together even when things looked doomed and now were better than ever and more in love and ready to extend this family with 2 more kids in 2 1/2 weeks we start our new journey together and show people that real love, romance hasnt died marriage can last as long

Love Is Like A Rose
LOVE IS LIKE A ROSE Some compare love to all kinds of things. I say, love is like a rose. Foremost, a rose symbolizes loveliness, which stems from love. The rose is the most beautiful of all flowers and love is the most precious emotion. A rose commences from a tiny rosebud into an unexplainable beauty, an undiminished rose. Likewise love starts like an ink dot and eventually spreads out into an enchanting and exalted relationship. Sometimes when looking at a rose, it seems so peaceful and perfume scented but in order to pick a rose you have to go through innumerable prickles. In like manner, Whoever forgot to add the thorns to the bed of roses that love is said to be? Love is so immaculate, yet to get to that purity of love various obstacles are encountered. Roses come in many colors; the colors of love are countless. The colors of a rose are usually light colored, just as love, love wouldn't be a dark color, or it wouldn't be love, it would be something dark, opposite to love. It is

History
History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are compose

Dear Diary
Dear Diary, Today he called, sounding so sweet I find myself hoping for the day we meet His voice, so soft and so strong at the same time To hear it in my ear would be so divine I want to trust him, but it's so hard Until I see him and know him I will be on my guard I just pray that to trust him will come to me soon With trust, our love will bloom Give me time and earn your trust And soon it will all be in just I do love Him but why is it so hard to trust him? Maybe because another woman loves Him too? Maybe because her words ring true? Time will tell, soon I will know if hes going on a limb.

Ack!
What in HADES am I doing up this late - it’s just hitting 3 AM - it’s insane - it’s ludicrous! Did I mention I’m addicted to FUBAR? LOL I’m getting loopy, you’ll have to forgive me….I ran into some people I know from chat and spent some time talking to them and then uploaded some pics - about as many as they’ll let me have and the time just got away from me…probably because my son fell asleep - I feel free….I could watch him sleep forever, but then I wouldn’t be getting any sleep! LOL Plus he’ll probably get up at 6 even though he didn’t go to bed until about midnight…*raises my glass* here’s to hoping he sleeps in!