Fubar Blog Posts 3

Bad, But Funny As Hell
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?" the man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

"by Myself"
What do I do to ignore them behind me? Do I follow my instincts blindly? Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams? And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening? Do I sit here and try to stand it? Or do I try to catch them red-handed? Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness, Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness? Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin I make the right moves but I'm lost within I put on my daily facade but then I just end up getting hurt again By myself [myself] [x2] I ask why, but in my mind I find I can’t rely on myself [Chorus:] I can’t hold on To what I want when I’m stretched so thin It’s all too much to take in I can’t hold on To anything watching everything spin With thoughts of failure sinking in If I Turn my back I’m defenseless And to go blindly seems senseless If I hide my pride and let it all go on then they’ll Take from me ‘till everything is gone If I let them go I’ll be outdone But if I try to catc

3-26
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar I WISH TO CLEAR UP SOME CONFUSION, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH U

Asians Apparently Need To Be Taught. . .
Jesus! Can you imagine someone having to teach this shit to students?? Good Lord!! Love lessons bid to boost birth rate Singapore is offering students lessons in seduction in an attempt to boost the city state's declining birth rate. Students at two polytechnics can earn credits towards their final degree by choosing the love course. Activities include watching romantic films, holding hands and "love song analysis", reports the Daily Telegraph. Besides "love and sexuality", the curriculum also deals with the importance of family life. The trainers are provided by the Social Development Unit, a government match-making agency that has married off 33,000 people since it was established in 1984. Mechanical engineering student, Isabel Seet, 18, told the Straits Times: "My teacher said if a guy looks into my eyes for more than five seconds, it could mean that he is attracted to me and I stand a chance. "It's very interesting, and if I have a boyfriend in future, I'

People Of Low Ambition
The quintessential lack of imagination. . how pathetic. . . Lotto winner goes back to McJob A National Lottery millionaire has gone back to his old job - at McDonald's. Luke Pittard, 25, missed workmates after sharing a £1.3million win with girlfriend Emma Cox, reports The Sun. So he re-applied for his old post as a staff trainer and now gets up at dawn five days a week to earn £5.85-an-hour. His wages are less than the interest he earns on his winnings. Luke said: "Everyone thinks I'm mad but I tell them there's more to life than money. I loved working at McDonald's before I became a millionaire and I'm really enjoying being back there again." Luke and Emma, 29, worked at the same Cardiff branch of the burger chain when they hit the jackpot 18 months ago. They quit, got married and bought a £230,000 house to share with daughter Chloe, three. But Luke said: "To be honest there's only so much relaxing you can do. I kept in touch with old workmates so I t

What? What's The Problem?
Man Leaves Notes Seeking Women's Undies Mar 25, 4:44 PM (ET) BETHANY, Okla. (AP) - Police in Bethany are looking for what Chief Neal Troutman calls a "sick individual" who's leaving notes asking for women to give him their underwear. Troutman said the person is knocking on doors and leaving notes with specific instructions asking for the undergarments. The notes say the women will be given $20. Troutman says the person apparently has a fetish and police are worried about what he'll do next.

Love Of A Lifetime, Firehouse
I guess the time was right for us to say We'd take our time and live our lives together day by day We'll make a wish and send it on a prayer We know our dreams can all come true with love that we can share With you I never wonder - will you be there for me With you I never wonder - you're the right one for me Chorus: I finally found the love of a lifetime A love to last my whole life through I finally found the love of a lifetime Forever in my heart, I finally found the love of a lifetime With every kiss our love is like brand-new And every star up in the sky was made for me and you Still we both know that the road is long (But) we know that we will be together because our love is strong Chorus

Something To Think About...lol
AS I MATURE I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CANNOT MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU. ALL YOU CAN DO IS STALK THEM AND HOPE THEYPANIC AND GIVE IN. I'VE LEARNED THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CARE, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST ASSHOLES. I'VE LEARNED THAT IT TAKES YEARS TO BUILD UP TRUST, AND IT ONLY TAKES SUSPICION, NOT PROOF, TO DESTROY IT. I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN GET BY ON CHARM FOR ABOUT 15 MINNS.. AFTER THAT, YOU'D BETTER HAVE A BIG WILLY OR HUGE BOOBS I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU SHOULN'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS - THEY ARE MORE SCREWED UP THAN YOU THINK. I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN KEEP VOMITING LONG AFTR YOUR THINK YOU'RE FINISHED I'VE LEARNED THAT WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT WE DO, UNLESS WE ARE CELEBRITIES I'VE LEARNED THAT REGARDLESS OF HOW HOT AND STEAMY A RELATIONSHIP IS AT FIRST, THE PASSION FADES, AND THERE HAD BETTER BE A LOT OF MONEY TO TAKE ITS PLACE! I'VE LEARNED THAT 99% OF THE TIME WHEN SOMETHING ISN'T WORKING IN YOUR HOUSE, ONE OF Y

Poetry
"Phenomenal Woman" Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomen

Let's Get Married, Jagged Edge
This is my dream.... See first of all I know these so-called playas wouldn't tell you this But I'm gonna be real and say what's on my heart Let's take this chance and make this love feel relevant Didn't you know I loved you from the start, yeah When I think about all these years we put in this relationship Who knew we'd make it this far? When I think about where we would I be if we were to just fall apart And I just can't stand the thought of leavin you Chorus: Meet me at the altar in your white dress We ain't getting younger, we might as well do it Been feelin all the while girl I must confess Girl let's just get married I just wanna get married Said I done it all But frankly girl I'm tired of this emptiness I wanna come home to you and only you Cause making love to you just ain't happening I just gotta be with you Do you think bout us maybe having some babies? Come on won't you be my lady forever, yeah I'm ready to commit to you And I just can't

Let's Stay Together, Al Green
This will be us (Jimm and I) when we are finally together forever! I, I'm so in love with you Whatever you want to do Is all right with me 'Cause you make me feel so brand new And I want to spend my life with you Since, since we've been together Loving you forever Is what I need Let me be the one you come running to I'll never be untrue Let's, let's stay together Lovin' you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad Why, why some people break up Then turn around and make up I just can't see You'd never do that to me (would you, baby) Staying around you is all I see (Here's what I want us to do) (repeat to fade): Let's, we oughta stay together Loving you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad

Babe, Styx
Babe, I'm leaving, I must be on my way The time is drawing near My train is going, I see it in your eyes The love, the need, your tears But I'll be lonely without you And I'll need your love to see me through So Please believe me, my heart is in your hands And I'll be missing you. Cause You know it's you Babe Whenever I get weary and I've had enough Feel like giving up You know it's you Babe Giving me the courage and the strength I need Please believe that it's true Babe, I love you. You know it's you Babe Whenever I get weary and I've had enough Feel like giving up You know it's you Babe Giving me the courage and the strength I need Please believe that it's true Babe, I love you. Babe, I'm leaving, I'll say it once again Somehow try to smile I know the feeling we're trying to forget If only for a while Cause I'll be lonely without you And I'll need your love to see me through But Please believe me, my heart is in your hands Cause I'll be missing you

Lady, Styx
Lady when I'm with you I'm smiling Give me all your love Your hands build me up when I'm sinking Touch me and my troubles all fade Lady from the moment I saw you standing all alone You gave all the love that I needed So shy like a child who had grown You're my Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady Lady turn me on when I'm lonely show me all your charms Evenings when you lay down beside me Take me gently into your arms You're my. Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear and lovely You're my lady

Run To You, Whitney Houston
I know that when you look at me There's so much that you just don't see But if you would only take the time I know in my heart you'd find A girl who's scared sometimes Who isn't always strong Can't you see the hurt in me? I feel so all alone I wanna run to you (oooh) I wanna run to you (oooh) Won't you hold me in your arms And keep me safe from harm I wanna run to you (oooh) But if I come to you (oooh) Tell me, will you stay or will you run away Each day, each day I play the role Of someone always in control But at night I come home and turn the key There's nobody there, no one cares for me What's the sense of trying hard to find your dreams Without someone to share it with Tell me what does it mean? (chorus) I need you here I need you here to wipe away my tears To kiss away my fears If you only knew how much... (chorus)

I'll Always Love You, Taylor Dayne
I'll always love you for the rest of my days. You have won my heart and my soul with your sweet, sexy ways. You gave me hope when I needed someone near. You bring me happiness every day of every year. I'll always love you for all that you are. You have made my life complete, you're my lucky star. You are the one that I've been searching for. You are my everything, tell me who could ask for more. And I'll always love you, Honey, this will never end. I need you by my side, baby, you're my lover, my friend. My friend. [Instrumental 1st part of verse] You gave my world a thrill I've never known. And filled my eager heart with a love to call my own. And I'll always love you, you must know how much I do. You can count on me forever and I will take good care of you. I'll always love you, I'm so happy that you're mine. I'll always love you, yes, till the end of time.

Fairy Tales, Jojo
I use to feel that my life was destined to be this way forever. And then my Knight in Shining Armor came riding into my heart. I will never feel this way ever again! I love you Jimm! You know the story You read the books Boy meets girl Then they fall forever in love But I know better So here goes a tale Of the realest of the real Listen Now once upon a time in a small world It was everything that I dreamed of He was my gem and I was his pearl Nothing could come between us A prince charming to call my own Until the day that he broke my heart And left me wonderin all alone Pickin my mind and soul apart Used to believe in love (I used to believe in love) Used to believe in fairy tales (In fairy tales) Since my heart's been crushed (It's been crushed) Just don't believe in a tiny hell (No no no no no) Don't know which way to turn Figure it out for myself I've just started to learn (La da da dee, oh) There's no such thing as fairy tales Is a good story su

Mr Hott
OK Fubar...This guy only needs 4,134 points to level...surely we can help him out with that...Stop by his page, fan, rate, add, rate a few pics, check out his stash...he has plenty for you to look at...so PLEASE...show him the fu-love that he has shown to so many! Thank you! Mr_Hott**R/L B/F of MsRain'sHottLove** {Please read my "AboutMe" to get to know me!}@ fubar

Uk Treasury Chief Banned From Pubs After Raising Beer Tax
UK Treasury chief banned from pubs after raising beer tax Associated Press Mar. 28, 2008 10:40 AM EDINBURGH, Scotland - An Internet campaign to ban Britain's Treasury chief from the nation's pubs has struck a chord with the country's harried drinkers. Earlier this month, Alistair Darling, the chancellor of the exchequer, raised taxes on cars and cigarettes, but it is his new alcohol duties - which raised the price of a pint of beer - that raised Britons' hackles. So when a pub landlord in Darling's home town of Edinburgh barred the chancellor from his establishment, drinking holes across the country followed suit, posting pictures of the white-haired, bespectacled treasurer above the big red word "barred." The government has raised taxes on alcohol by an extra 8 cents for a pint of beer, 26 cents for a bottle of wine and $1.10 a bottle for spirits, such as whisky. The duties are scheduled to rise by another 2 percent above inflation in each of the next four year

Company Sells Greeting Cards For Inmates
Company Sells Greeting Cards for Inmates Mar 25, 9:06 PM (ET) LOS ANGELES (AP) - Finding it hard to express just the right sentiment to your loved one in prison? A Los Angeles company may have the answer. Attorney Terrye L. Cheathem noticed a market Hallmark wasn't serving and founded Three Squares Greetings, which provides cards for inmates. "With more than 2.5 million people incarcerated in the Unites States today, I saw that there was a tremendous need," she said. Some express simple good wishes: "We are all praying for you while you do your time." But most show a tougher sort of love. A Christmas greeting partly reads: "You had the choice to be 'naughty or nice.' And you chose ... Oh well, now you have to do your time." Cheathem said she came up with the cards when her brother-in-law served 11 months in prison. She said she went searching for the appropriate greeting card, but couldn't find what she was looking for. "There weren't any cards on the shelf t

Final Hearing
My final divorce hearing will be April 23rd @ 1:30pm. Can't wait to see the look on the assholes face when he see's all the witness's I have to go against the contempt of court bullshit he is trying to pull on me. Thank the lord we didn't have any children together.11 years with the f****ng prick and this is the thanks I get for supporting him for all these years. Sorry just blowing off some steam. Take care to all my peeps!!

Week 12
- Apokolips! The crazy Kirby planet where death & desolation stoke the fires of eternal torment and other such melodramatic ideas. The Challengers and Ray Palmer have landed on the face of this miserable planet, but even they’re not sure why. - Meanwhile in Metropolis, Jimmy Olsen steps from that shower he’s apparently been taking for two months to make some witty banter with his new bug chick Forager. Unfortunately, someone left him a mysterious message on his bathroom mirror telling him to go…to Apokolips! (Didn’t they just escape there?) - Over on Paradise Island, Mary Marvel has gone undercover as a slave girl into the Amazon training program run by the fake Athena that is Granny Goodness. While reporting her latest findings to Harley, it is learned that Granny is about to induct a new wave of Female Furies. On the other side of the island, Granny and Desaad snipe at each other like all good Darkseid cronies do. - Speaking of whom, Darkseid himself has been busying himself

Week 8
- Ray Palmer shrinks to sub-atomic size to slip on over to where Darkseid and Solomon are wrapping up their chess game with the hearts and minds of the heroes of the DCU, and when he poses on the board as a piece himself, Ray learns that Solomon is planning on spreading the Morticoccus virus, and Darkseid is cool with them and all of the New Gods dying too as he’s prepping up for the Fifth World. So Ray makes a run for it to warn the others, when he realizes that Jimmy Olsen and the Harriers have landed to save the day…somehow or another. —Once he’s hit the spot, arguments break out on what to do next. The camps include: Ray and Jason Todd who want to kill Karate Kid to save everyone else. Una and Donna Troy, who say there must be a way to save the Kid and the heroes. Jimmy Olsen, who wants to fight Darkseid hand-to-hand. Yeah, that’s a good idea there, Jimbo. Suddenly, Solomon the Monitor pops up on the heroes turf, declaring that Jimmy confronting Darkseid is just what

Week 6
- The Great Disaster is upon us!! It’s a race against the clock to save the world from Karate Kid’s particular brand of Morticoccus, and our guide for the tour is Cadmus Labs technician Buddy Blank! As Blank explains in his journal, Cadmus is keeping the body of the Kid under tight quarantine while Morticoccus expert Ray Palmer races to find a cure. - However, odd things are afoot as across the nation, abusive husbands are growing rabid and the dogs that attack them are growing hands (seriously). - In the meantime, no one can do anything to stop the virus as it mutates with every new attempt to create a vaccine. When they try to cut open Karate Kid’s body for more materials to work with, the virus comes alive as a giant bloody slug monster. The team subdues it, but before Kyle Rayner can effectively contain it, the virus becomes a red mist. Cadmus swears everything is cool, but Buddy ain’t so sure. - And all this time, across the country the virus is horribly mutating people –

Week 5
- It’s a hard row to plow in the DCU as Buddy and Una are assaulted by Beast Men everywhere they go. But despite the apparent dearth of superheroes coming along to save the day, the pair make it to his daughter's apartment where they find Buddy's grandson who's been hiding from his feral mother. - Then a dog monster attacks! And then a pack of rat-thingys! It’s crazy beans left and right as Una uses the training of Karate Kid to fend of the furry furies while Buddy and the kid head for the roof. Unfortunately, mommy's there, and she ain't looking too happy! - Thank God Una is there to save the day again, but as she's torn to pieces by rats and moms and whatever else, the futuristic teen slings her flight ring to Buddy allowing he and the kid to escape. They head off to a little known military installation that Buddy worked on the Brother Eye satellite at called the "Command D" bunker where they can watch the world go to crap for countless years thanks to said satelite’s Bg Brothe

P.s. #4
Ok For all those who live in Jacksonville, Florida who want to check out the Public School #4 in Downtown Jacksonville, I want to go but have no one who is willing to go. I want at least one person to go whos been there before and another who is a smooth talker and quick thinker to get us in and out in a hurry or can talk us out of anything if need be, in case the cops show up. well hit me up if you want to go tonight, my Email is Elfmaiden485@msn.com well ttyl ~Stevie

The Business Trip
He was excited. He had never done this before. Flying all the way across the country to start a new business. MADNESS! Starting over was not meaning leaving everything behind, selling everything that wasn’t nailed down and jumping on the plane to meet a financier to discuss options for providing funding for his new business! Not to mention he had never even spoke with this person on the phone! Doesn’t even know who they are but knows of their background in successfully financing extremely profitable business. No photos. No phone calls except to their secretary or other assistants. Was he crazy or what? At the airport there was a car waiting for him and a package that provided details for the hotel. The meeting was going to take place on the following Friday. Oh man, he thought, that was four days from now! He got to the hotel, laid out his bags and cloths and flopped on the bed. His thoughts racing. After a bit he got up, called the concierge and inquired about the local ni

The Battle
The fires of hell have ravaged his body. Leaving him weary and worn. Bleeding and scared. The dragon has devestated his world and his heart. Tearing from him that which his soul revolved around. But the battle is not over yet. Not bye a long mile. And yet he struggles back to his feet, armor torn and bent, sword broken and dulled. The beast screams in hate and evil malice, seeking to kill. To destroy. To rend and consume. The battle weary worrior gains his feet again, standing defient at the feet of the dragon. Screaming his response in firey determination, grief, anger and bold defience to the beast. The battle. Raging for a milinium. Longer. Hard every time. The beast feeds, the warrior fights and is victorious or falls and is devoured. This warrior will not give up. No matter the time. No matter the location. The distance or the terrain. Fires, mountains or storms. His heart is ripped and shredded but he will continue the fight. Win...lose...draw...he will rage on. N

Fast Times In Muncie, In
After getting trashed at bar, man wakes up just in time in garbage truck Associated Press Mar. 29, 2008 09:35 AM MUNCIE, Ind. - William M. Bowen woke up after a night of drinking with friends and realized he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck full of waste. The driver had just emptied a commercial trash bin into his truck and was about to activate its compactor when he heard Bowen screaming. "He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck," said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for the Rumpke waste disposal company. Green said the only thing Bowen said to the driver was that he was cold. "This gentleman was extremely intoxicated," he said. Bowen told police he had been drinking with buddies at a Muncie bar until about 3 a.m. Thursday. But he said he didn't recall how he ended up inside the trash bin, and he wouldn't tell police who his drinking pals were. Bowen was treated for minor injuries. "I'm just glad it

All The Kids
I have just had two more added to my family and i am having the time of my life... I have had all kinds of people tell me how hard it is to have twins... well i think mine are so far great... i love having two of them so 4 all great family.

Vagina Bong
I had heard of snorting coke off of a strippers tits, but taking a bong hit out of her vagina? This "water pipe providing sexual stimulation" seems to be just too depraved to be true. In instances such as this, I find it best to let the patent do the talking: "The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina to form a water reservoir holding water in the lower end and the vagina. A stem is received into the inlet port with an end opening submerged in the water reservoir. Suction applied at the exit port draws air through the stem to bubble through the water reservoir to generate stimulatory vibrations transmitted to the vagina. Optionally, a bowl holding combustible material communicates with the stem such that smoke bubbles through the water reservoir to simultaneously filter and cool the smoke and generate stimulatory vibrations." I don't doubt that the experience is pleasurable, but pleasurable enough for a woman to allow bong water in her vagina? Perhaps the only th

Grenada 1983 Usmc Hmm261 Seal Team 6 Rangers
A tribute to my former squadron HMM-261 The Raging Bulls who lost three Pilots in this action. Four members of Seal Team Six died during initial drop into the ocean. Twelve members of the US Army were killed in action. One of the pilots was Captain Jeb Seagle who saved Capt Howard another downed pilot and was executed by Cuban Forces as he evaded capture. He was awarded the Navy Cross second only to the Medal Of Honor. On April 11, 2008 HMM 261 will stand down as a helicopter squadron and Stand Up as an OSPREY squadron.

Me
Dear reader, this is my poem So I do what I want I can write a poem to make you smile Or one to spark a thought Poems are how I speak When my lips won't make a sound Don't know how I'll be remembered When they put me in the ground I'm not made for greatness I'm not one to be heard But I can listen to what your saying And make good on my word I know I've hurt some people And I have broken trust I'm hoping time will fix the scars Time turns us all to dust I don't know how I'll be remembered Guess that is up to you My my times not close to being over And I've still got much to do You see, dear reader, I've got this friend Little pieces of her died So I don't need to be remembered If I've made her happy somewhere inside

Virginia Tech Killings 2007
In April it will be one year since this tragedy. Oh God I ask of Thee A Prayer for Virginia Tech Once more we look into their eyes as of their loved ones' death they learn. Piercing eyes of pain we see, Flowing tears in disbelief. Lips quiver as they question why? Hold each one close to Thy heart. No words explain the senseless loss. Feel their grasp within Thy hands Comfort their transition to your Kingdom as their eyes lose the clarity of life. We see in each the quizzical look of death. Oh God I softly ask of Thee Why, again this tragedy? One day we'll learn to trust in Thee. One day we'll live in harmony. My God touch ye the hearts of each. Their friends, colleagues, or Family. We pray you calm their souls anointing each with inner peace. ©2007 SWFLPROF@Yahoo.com

Poetry In Motion
My mind always wonders It worries me night and day Thoughts get struck by lightening Leaving me with nothing to say Depending on temporary laughs Asking others for truths and signs But theres something I'll always have Is my strong Poetic Mind I appreciate my ability to intrigue And to develop my metaphorical lines But somethings just really seem to be Just extremely hard to find Like myself; I just can not find And others think I am just fine Because the only time I shine Is when I'm using my Poetic Mind

Oxygen's Gone - Die Trying
Closer to closure Take this out of me Take anything you want ’Cause I’ll still breathe, I’ll still breathe Fading thinner but still it’s haunting me Can’t find the words to say to the angels That took you from me Three words three words My oxygen’s gone I can’t sleep, I can’t eat I cry out to God just to hear me It’s another day still the same with all my pain Not yet, not yet break me from these visions Not yet, not yet it’s too soon for you Still choking from knowing the love you’ve given me It’s hard to believe what I see is no dream, is no dream I’m drinking and sinking, still it’s haunting me I medicate my fears with more beers and more tears My oxygen’s gone It’s too soon (it’s too soon) for you It’s too soon (it’s too soon) It’s too soon (it’s too soon) for you My oxygen’s gone away My oxygen’s gone away (uh huh) It’s too soon I can’t sleep, I can’t eat I cry out to God just to hear me It’s another day still the same with all my pain Not yet, not y

Everything Happens For A........
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there…to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless. The people you meet affect your life. The successes and downfalls that yo

The Wrestling Experience!
Ok I was excited to get to go and I had so much fun! For the Belfast Brawl I was so rooting for Finlay cause JBL sux a** and can't believe he lost. The Money in the Bank match I wanted Matt Hardy to win. I am so glad HBK Shawn Michaels won the Career Threatining match cause I cant stand ric flair and it was his time to go. But when Edge fought Undertaker, I couldn't believe he tapped out I was so mad. I was the only Edge-Head in the whole arena and everyone else was rooting for the undertaker. But I had a seat close to the ramp where the wrestlers get to the ring and I stood in my chair and held up my "I LOVE EDGE!" sign and he looked over at me and saw it and smiled and so that really made my night. Even though he lost I'll still be a die hard Edge- head for life cause he's hot and such a cheater but that's what makes Edge the man he is.

Naughty But Nice
Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection) Have you ever been caught making out? How many "bases" have you been to? Have you had sex on the 1st date? How many different people have you had sex with? Have you ever had a three-some? Do you kiss and tell? Lights on or off? Have you ever tried 69? Do you have hair down there? What about your mate? What's your favorite position? When did you lose your virginity? Have you ever given road head? Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? Did you ever have anal sex? Whats better pleasing,or being pleased? Are you a screamer, moaner,or silent? Have you ever had sex at school? Whats better a tongue,or a finger? Have you ever gotten the shocker? Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Have you ever kissed you bestfriends boyfriend? Would u ever be a porn star? Do u think about sex all the time? Would you ever have a friend with benefits? How long was your last relationship? When was the last time you played with

Movie
i just watched "SWeeneyTodd" and i love Johnny Depp in this movie he is sexy!!At first i didn't know what to think cause i haven't heard anything about this movie. now after watching it over and over again(cause that is what i do) i love it!!

Dog Yoga - :doga '
Summary: Over time, dogs have proven to be well-adapted for human life, expressing qualities of loyalty and bravery, being emotionally flexible and responding to commands. Some people love their dogs like children, and take them everywhere they go. Why should dogs not then begin to participate in some of the activities that humans do? Well, this latest trend among pet owners answers that question in a very unique way. In this free video series, learn about a new health and fitness activity called doga, that is, yoga performed by dogs and their masters. This practice involves traditional poses, like the sun salutation, and—you guessed it—the downward dog, modified for the purposes of allowing the dog to perform them comfortably. The idea is not necessarily to stretch your pet to the limits, but rather to let them be involved in as much of your life as possible. Our yoga instructor will lead you through several different poses for both you and your dog, with special techniques fo

Loved
Well so far so good! for those of you that know me personally i have met one of the most wonderful women that i have ever had the pleasure of knowing. what i mean by that is she gives her heart to me with no hidden reasons and excepts me for me, faults and all. that makes me feel so incredibly wonderful in a way that i have never felt before. when she says i love you i can see it in her eyes and face that she means every word. when i saw here in person for the first time i told her "well now that you’ve seen the rest of me are you gonna run?" to which she replied, "no im not running, it’s what’s inside that counts!" a feeling of relief came over me. at that point i knew i had made the right choice in meeting her. i was so worried that she like others would make some excuse or just wouldn’t even give me a chance to show what kind of person i am on the inside. i can honestly say i am the happiest now in my life then i have ever had the chance to be other then when im with my kids. this

Movie Review - Beat The Devil
Beat the Devil is another one of those movies, like Captain Mongo’s Porno Playhouse, that I wanted to see because I found a clip on YouTube with Evan Stone being a complete crack up. If he ever decided to quit porn I am sure that he could find a job easy in mainstream comedy movies. When allowed to let loose the man is hysterical. Eric Masterson plays the perfect straight man to Evan . If it wasn’t for the well written plot, the antics of Evan Stone and the sex scene involving Stone and Jesse Jane I probably would have fallen asleep. (Read More)

Pearl Jam - Do Teh Evolushun
IM AHEAD, IM MAN IM TEH FURST MAMMAL 2 WEAR PANTS, YA IM AT PEACE WIF MAH LUST I CAN KILL CAUSE IN CEILIN CAT I TRUST, YA IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY IM AT PEACE, IM TEH MAN BUYIN STOCKZ ON TEH DAI OV TEH CRASH, YA ON TEH LOOSE, IM TRUCK ALL TEH ROLLIN HILLS, ILL FLATTEN THEM OUT, YA IZ HERD BEHAVIOR, UH HUH IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY ADMIRE ME, ADMIRE MAH HOME ADMIRE MAH SON, HEZ MAH CLONE YA YA, YA YA DIS LAND IZ MINE, DIS LAND IZ FREE ILL DO WUT I WANTS BUT IRRESPONSIBLY IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY IM THIEF, IM LIAR THARS MAH CHURCH, I SING IN DA CHOIR: HAL-LE-LU-JAH HAL-LE-LU-JAH ADMIRE ME, ADMIRE MAH HOME ADMIRE MAH SON, ADMIRE MAH CLONEZ CAUSE WE KNOE, APPETITE 4 NITELY FEAST DOSE IGNORANT INDIANZ GOT NOTHIN ON ME NOTHIN, Y? CUZ, IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY! IM AHEAD, IM ADVANCD I R FURST MAMMAL 2 MAK PLANZ, YA I CRAWLD TEH EARTH, BUT NAO IM HIGHR 2010, WATCH IT GO 2 FIRE IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY IZ EVOLUSHUN, BABY DO TEH EVOLUSHUN! COME ON CMON, CMON!

Donating Time
If some of you don't know about these organizations maybe you could look them up and see if maybe it is worth your time to volunteer. If some of you know of them, great! :D. http://www.bacausa.com/ Bikers Against Child Abuse http://www.campquality.org/ Camp Quality (Cancer Camp for kids in remission or going thru treatment) http://www.ascasupport.org/ ASCA - Adult Survivors of Child Abuse

Strip Clubs
just thinking about this, and wondering... why is it that when you go to where the females strip, you'll see the guys throwing the money on the stage to them... basically like a "here, catch/fetch" type of thing. but i've NEVER seen that done to the guys when they "strip". and that's another thing--- what's with the guys keeping stuff on and the girls takin it all off?? not that seein a guy completely naked does all that much for me when i know i'm not gonna be doin anything with it, but still... it's a STRIP club...not an underwear club!! not like we can give change for seeing less... we still give dollar bills and pay those ridiculous amounts for lap dances... so what's the deal?? this country still that far behind in certain things? a guy's given more respect when telling he strips then a girl is......... and don't tell me it's cause of the "extra" stuff that goes on, cause the guys do it too!!!! i swear, for a country that's supposed to be so advanced, we sure do consist of

All My Fault-fenix Tx
guess we've had our fun but it seems our fun is over now And that's all right It's all right Time for me to move along And after all is said and done I'll be all right It's all right Tell me something that's sure to break my heart 'cause everything's my fault And I know I deserve to be alone 'cause everything's my fault Here we go again unsuccessful to make amends And that's all right It's all right I've tried as hard as I can but I can't seem to understand And that's all right It's all right Tell me something that's sure to break my heart 'cause everything's my fault And I know I deserve to be alone 'cause everything's my fault I guess it's over now your honesty has all run out And that's all right It's all right I just can't seem to see how the hell you can make believe And that's all right It's all right Tell me something that's sure to break my heart 'cause everything's my fault And I know I deserve to be alone 'cause everything's my faul

Moving
I never thought I would be moving out of Bakersfield but I will be moving here in a week. I am kinda sad but its gonna be great. A friend of mine is a tattoo artist and wants to teach me to become one. Then we are gonna try to open a tattoo shop in Texas. I am kinda sad because my best friend is possibly moving back to Cali when I thought I would be closer to her but everthing happens for a reason I guess.

Battlestar Gallactica Is Baaaacckkkk
Yes, I'm a fucking freak with the TV shit, but I absolutely love BSG and it returned for the first episode of the last season tonight. Frakkin awesome!!! Friday night, a dirty martini (or 3) and BSG - could life get any better???

Daydreaming And Wishing
You never know if daydreaming is a good thing or not. One on hand if you don’t have an imagination as an artist...well not really a good thing is it? :D. On the other hand dreaming about what could be and putting so much energy into it is a bad thing. You cannot force things into being but you can hope the best for the outcome. There are a few people always in my thoughts almost in every single moment of every day. I hope and wish for them the best in everything. For some of those people I do hope and wish to be in their lives more than I am right now. Time will tell. All I can do is remain positive and know in my heart things will work out for the best in the end. Living in the past while the future passes is a bad practice to do. Make each moment count from this moment to the next. Can you change things in your life..well yes you can. Can you change what people think of you or how they think..no. Can you change how you think of yourself? Yes you can. We are all flaw

It's The Soldier
By: Charles M. Province A protest raged on a courthouse lawn, Round a makeshift stage they charged on, Fifteen hundred or more they say, Had come to burn a Flag that day. A boy held up the folded Flag, Cursed it, and called it a dirty rag. An OLD MAN pushed through the angry crowd, With a rusty shotgun shouldered proud. His uniform jacket was old and tight, He had polished each button, shiny and bright. He crossed that stage with a soldier’s grace, Until he and the boy stood face to face. "FREEDOM OF SPEECH", the OLD MAN said, "Is worth dying for, good men are dead, So you can stand on this courthouse lawn, And talk us down from dusk to dawn, But before any Flag gets burned today, This OLD MAN IS GOING TO HAVE HIS SAY!! My father died on a foreign shore, In a war they said would end all war. But Tommy and I wasn’t even full grown, Before we fought in a war of our own. And Tommy died on Iwo Jima’s beach, In the shadow of a hill he couldn’t quite reach Wh

Who Ever Loved, That Loved Not At First Sight?
It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere the course begin, We wish that one should love, the other win; And one especially do we affect Of two gold ingots, like in each respect: The reason no man knows, let it suffice, What we behold is censured by our eyes. Where both deliberate, the love is slight: Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight? by Christopher Marlowe

Be Aware
Someone is cloning our profiles. This person copies our pictures & creates a profile similar to ours. Then sends scrap, spam or garbage to our contacts or friends on this and other profile sites. Insulting them…or asking them personal information…Beware!!! Send this message to your friends, to prevent them from being offended in your name by other people. If you receive some junk mail from me, please inform me first, OK? Send this to all your friends! PLEASE REPOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank Grandpa's
Thank you to both my Grandfather's who sacrificed time away from here to serve & protect us from hell. I am honored by their unselfishness and wish I never disappoint them. Both won Congressional Medal of Honor's were buried with 21 gun salutes.. To me that a salute that can't be beat. God Bless you both...I only wish I could have given my time to protect the country in which I love so much God Bless the USA forever

Today On World Rock Radio
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Hey All
Hey everyone, This is a blog to let you know what has been going on with me. To start yes I am in West Virgina now so if you need my number or anything I can give it to you. Also yes I am with my boyfriend Joel Lynch my first love the one i’ve been with on and off 7 years me and him are here looking for job’s,careers,and more. An also me and my mom will be updating pics as soon as we can right now were busy so it will be a while. I am also working on a lesbian story it will be posted when it is done right now I am taking a break on it cause I worked on it all the time in Florida so right now i’m on break but I am still working on my poetry if you wanna go check it out go to www.allpoetry.com/amberdamnit88 or watch for my mom’s update’s in her blogs. Also my teacher/best friend Mr. Chris John Becker passed away not to long ago so it’s bothering me a little bit and 2 years ago or so I lost my teacher Mrs. Coward she was also a friend of mine that I liked having for an english teacher

The New Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale,he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!" Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?" "Nope", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'" Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

Where I Live
hell yeah spring is here and the snow melting river ice is going too,hi too all the canadian out there from dj husky, whitehorse yukon canada. city of 20,000 plus greatest place to live out doors are fun fishing, hunting ,rvingsite seeing we have it all in the yukon

Joy Division
A change of speed, a change of style. A change of scene, with no regrets, A chance to watch, admire the distance, Still occupied, though you forget. Different colours, different shades, Over each mistakes were made. I took the blame. Directionless so plain to see, A loaded gun won't set you free. So you say. We'll share a drink and step outside, An angry voice and one who cried, 'We'll give you everything and more, The strain's too much, can't take much more.' I've walked on water, run through fire, Can't seem to feel it anymore. It was me, waiting for me, Hoping for something more, Me, seeing me this time, Hoping for something else.

This Site
Not sure how I feel about this site sometimes... in a way, I think it tells you WAY too much. I really don't need nor want to see half the ppl my friends are posting comments to. Nor do I really think they need to see everyone I post a comment to. Yes, this is just the internet, but in some ways, it's not. There are actual real connections out there. It's cool you can see when someone comes on and sends you something, but is it really necessary to show everything we do??? Idk..just a bit much I think.

"what Cusswords Really Mean''
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to the

New Album
I have been writing for my new Album Titled 'Lyrical terrorist' I have set back the Album for almost 3 1/2 years, Do to personal misshapes. I have around 3 songs done. Every track on the Album is Hot. Not sure when it will be Released? Mic

Peaceful
Country Life: There's a stream rippling slowly as it runs through the woods, A deer lifts its head proud and majestic where it stood, Birds are singing and flying through the air, Animals are rambling and searching as much as they dare. Skies are clouding, and rain's coming close now, Farmers are circling in fields on their tractors and plows, Women are hanging clothes out on their line, Children do chores and go to bed around nine. (Copyright: Sharon Gay Watson)

Quiet
Country: Down a lonesome road where nobody else is near, Beside a sleepy creek as your horse stands grazing, You sit by your campfire pondering days ahead, And think on your life and the children you are raising. (Copyright: Sharon Gay Watson)

More Country
Cattle Country: There is a land that is a delight, Where work is not play by day or night, This place has always been home to me, You should know the place; it's Cattle Country. There are ranches all over the land, With many different names, each its own brand, There are riders on horses as far as you see, This place is beautiful; it's Cattle country. The chuck wagons are there, other wagons too, There are also many women, with chores to do, The children are playing, happy as could be, For this place is safe; it's Cattle Country. Whenever you're traveling toward this way, Make sure you have a place to stay, Where people are nice, and men are handy, You'll like it here; it's Cattle Country. (Copyright: Sharon Gay Watson)

Hard Living
A Long Hard Life: The birds are singing so pretty today, There's a mountain shining far away, Squirrels scamper over the trees, And listen to the hum of the bees. Cows are lowing in the field, The crops are putting forth their yield, The sun is smiling in the sky, And clouds are floating way up high. Away off yonder a tractor goes, And blooms are now becoming a rose, Clothes hang out on the line, The sunset's pretty, round about nine. That old barn's about to go, And hear that old North wind blow, It's near time to feed those pigs, Momma goes out to pick the figs. Cotton time's a'commin' pretty soon, Look at those rings around the moon, Weatherman says it's gonna rain, The gosh-darn cold gives me a pain. Fishin' time is nearly here, Poppa bought a brand new steer, Need me a bath. I don't want one, Ridin' those horses shore is fun. Mulberrys are shore gettin' ripe, The sink

Loving Life
A Peaceful Life: The birds are singing and flying around The cows are lowing and roaming the ground Horses run free and buck and play The sun comes up to make another long day. The back fences need mending and the fields need sewed A farmer ponders over the money to be owed The auction will get the next few calves that's born And he will once more replace clothes that are worn. The wife churns her butter, and bakes on the stove The children all help out in the peach grove The well is running quite low since last rain And it's about time to store up the grain. The work starts early and ends late at night Playtime is scarce and seems out of sight Horses and buckboards roll through the town Where there is no such thing as pavement around. Overalls, straw hats, old boots and gingham No frilly laces but plenty of denim Old cowboys in chaps, and tobacco in jaw And most of them are quite quick on the draw.

Questions
What If: What if roses bloomed all year, And blue skies never turned grey; What if love really meant something; Not just a roll in the hay. What if your world stayed in one piece, And you had no anger or pain; What if tears were diamonds; You'd have lots to gain. What if your greatest dreams came true, Just like circles are unending; What if what eyes say is true, Like the messages they are sending. What if love bloomed like that rose, And the caring was like hugs and kisses; What if people held hands more often, And they'd all get all their wishes. (Copyright: Sharon Gay Watson)

Cowboy Life
The Lone Cowboy: A young cowboy came up to me And placed his hat upon his knee, His wild, big eyes looked so sad; I smiled at him, and he was glad. The cowboy was twenty, I was sixteen. The way he looked at me was sharp and keen. His name was Joel, and he asked me mine; He asked how I was, and I told him "fine". I knew I had seen him, but I knew not where; But somehow I knew for this boy I had care. As I thought, it soon came to me, That I had been his wife-to-be. Now it's been five years since I left town, And Joel hadn't known what had come down. I had his child, now a girl of five, And I had often wondered if he was alive. The truth was soon told, he was a gunman; And he was chased by a deputy hangman. I cried as he told me he loved me that night; I wondered where he would be, come light. Then he went out, and I heard his steps go As he walked into the street down below. I froze as I

Home
Back Home: Listen to the birds sing and hear the chickens peck, Poppa's cussing the mule and just raising heck, The far pasture's growed up; the cattle need tending, The old fence rows in the east forty need mending. Sister's barefoot, playing in the dirt, Mama's in the barn helping Uncle Bert, Brother's in town selling calves and a foal, To pay off some bills is his and Poppa's goal. Shep's on the trail drive, bringing a herd in, This time out was rough on his men, Dusty's old chuck wagon rolls right along, And you can hear the old cook singing a song. Uncle Jay is cattin', good lookin' and all, The young and old women all line up for his call, Aunt Gerty is working down the street in the jail, She packs a six-gun and gives them all Hell. Down at the saloon an old bartender stands, An old double barrel held in his calm hands, The rough and tumble cowboys tend to settle down, And it gets mighty peacef

Letter From A Birmingham Jail
16 April 1963 My Dear Fellow Clergymen: While confined here in the Birmingham city jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities "unwise and untimely." Seldom do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas. If I sought to answer all the criticisms that cross my desk, my secretaries would have little time for anything other than such correspondence in the course of the day, and I would have no time for constructive work. But since I feel that you are men of genuine good will and that your criticisms are sincerely set forth, I want to try to answer your statement in what I hope will be patient and reasonable terms. I think I should indicate why I am here in Birmingham, since you have been influenced by the view which argues against "outsiders coming in." I have the honor of serving as president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, an organization operating in every southern state, with headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. We have some eighty f

I Have A Dream
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Martin Luther King, Jr., delivering his 'I Have a Dream' speech from the steps of Lincoln Memorial. (photo: National Park Service) Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners

Don't Grow Up
Funny how life has a certain plan. It's also funny how you can change things that were planned. You have the free will to change things for the better and you have the will to unfortunately change things for the worse. When the choice comes why is it easier for us to choose negative intsead of positive. You can wish, hope and pray things will be different. But it is up to you to truly believe in yourself that things will be. Other people cannot make that choice for you. NO amount of attention from strangers will make you truly feel better if you do not about yourself. If people cared more about what they think about themselves than what others do things in their lives would be what they would like. How can you give of yourself to others so much but not expect to be treated well in return? Walk with a smile and a true one and you will be enriched throughout your day. It's easier to be cynical than to believe. It's easier to get angry than to love. Why is it so easy to

Sorrows
laying in my dark room, crying on my pillow. Tears weap of sorrow for the one I love. Holding back the pain my heart created. Putting up walls so my soul maybe repaired. Screaming in pain for the one I could've had. But now I let him slip away. I know it was never ment to be. Living in the fairy tale, my dream.

Believe In Ones Self
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fastest way to lose love i

Soldiers Creed
I am an American Soldier. I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States and live the Army Values. I will always place mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. I will never leave a flallen comrad. I am dicillpined, physcially and mentally tough, trained a proficient in all my warrior tasks and drils. I always maintain my arms, my equipment, and myself. I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy all enemies of the United States of America in close combat. I am the guardian of freedom and the American way of life. I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER! HOO AH!

The Very Secret Diary Of Frodo Baggins
The Very Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins By: Cassandra Claire How could I do this to poor, lovable Frodo??? That said... Day One: Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Also, Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn't quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes, but am assured it has something to do with Elf medicine. Day Three Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move. Day Four Aragorn and Boromir had big fight over who got to carry me up Mount Caradhras. Aragorn shoved Boromir into snowbank. Boromir bit Aragorn on the ear. Ring must be affecting them more seriously than I thought. Day Six: Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt. He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call. Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Day Ten: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow. Was stunned. Had no idea Legol

The Very Secret Diary Of Gandalf The Grey
The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey By: Cassandra Claire Apologies to Rave for filching her "weed" idea. Bah hah hah. :D Day One: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along? Day Two: Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. Everyone sho nice. Bilbo nice too. Lights sho pretty. Frodo not bad either. Hobbits sho cuddly. Whups. Fellover. Day Three: Massive fecking hangover. Off to Minas Tirith for some aspirin. Day Twelve: Went to Saruman for advice about Ring but he had become evil. Nobody tells me anything. Apparently there was a memo. Radagast the Brown probably stealing paper out of my inbox again. Day Thirteen : Stuck on top of tower. Great view, but constant pelting sleet not good for pointy hat. Am amusing self by spitting gum down on the Orcs. Day Fourteen : Visited again by Saruman who tried to grab a

The Very Secret Diary Of Saruman The White
The Very Secret Diary of Saruman the White By: Cassandra Claire Dedicated to whoever bought me a paid LJ account. I thank you, oh silent benefactor. That was awfully nice. DAY ONE Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Ecru. Perhaps will have a look at the palantir. DAY TWO Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what he looks like. DAY THREE Am becoming disenchanted with palantir guy. Refuses to send me photo, except of one v. large eyeball. Says he is shy but I rather suspect he is fat, or perhaps hairy. Have heard some v. bad stories about palantir relationships. Should probably cool it for a while. DAY SEVEN Well, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Dark Lord of Mordor. Just my luck. Could have been worse, I guess. Sauron not far or hairy, just disembodied

The Very Secret Diary Of Gimli, Son Of Gloin
The Very Secret Diary of Gimli, Son of Gloin By: Cassandra Claire DAY ONE Grr. Argh. DAY TWO Faffing about in Rivendell with stuck-up elves v. bad for my digestion. Have asked Elrond to move me to second floor as cannot get into bathroom here without being subjected to sight of hobbits bathing amongst scented candles. Is ridiculous. Got splashed with strawberry bath foam yesterday. On plus side, beard now silky and conditioned. DAY THREE Elrond refuses to move my room. Walked in on hobbits again this morning. What WERE they doing with that carrot? Inbred bunch of halfwits, no wonder they can’t even grow decent beards. DAY SEVEN Suspect Aragorn son of Arathorn of being pervy hobbit-fancier. Completely ignoring hottie elf fiancèe in favor of barging about with hairy-footed gnomes in leather breeches. Fortunately I, Gimli son of Gloin, am here to take care of her loneliness. Later. Elf women just the right height to keep my ears warm. Go me! DAY NINE H

The Very Secret Diary Of Ringwraith No. 5
The Very Secret Diary of Ringwraith No. 5 By: Cassandra Claire This one is dedicated to Jeff. Being as these diaries were originally concieved of as a way to get him to stop reading my Live Journal, I'd say it's all down to him, really. Go Jeff. :D I couldn't have done it without you. Day 1 Just opened Christmas pressie from Sauron. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ring! Day 1,000,967 Got box of chocolates as Christmas bonus from Dark Lord, again. As per usual, Sauron ate all the toffees and left the strawberry creams. How I detest this life of vile servitude. Still disembodied. Day 1,001,056 V. bored in Barad-Dur. Nothing to do but play Scrabble with Orcs. Is v. annoying as Orcs only know Black Speech of Mordor. You try spelling Azg Nazg Gimbatul for a triple word score. Yeah, I didn’t think so. Day 1,001,102 Suspect Sauron gearing up for something. Walked in on him applying ceremonial sparkly mascara. Suspect he will be v. happy when he has body back and ca

The Very Secret Diary Of Gollum
The Very Secret Diary of Gollum By: Cassandra Claire I have not bothered with Gollum's weird speech because it does not fit with the VSD style. Complaints about lack of canon accuracy can be sent to The Management. :D Dedicated to Emily, the much put-upon. Damn, hell looks a lot like high school. Day One Popped over to attend Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous Meeting in Misty Mountains only to discover was booby trap set by Sauron. Stupid Sauron. Day Five Held captive by orcs in Barad-Dur. Have been forced to watch “Flipper” over and over until give in and tell them where Ring is. Damn evil methods of torture refined over millennia. Will not give in. Will remain strong. Day Six Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of “The Faculty.” Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is. Day Eight Escaped from Mordor. Have made way to Shire. Am v. disappointed that in last few weeks no one has responded to personal ad placed in Shire Weekly. “Toothless, fetid greenish

The Very Secret Diary Of Arwen Undomiel
The Very Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel By: Cassandra Claire Day One Broke up with Aragorn today. He would insist on giving me a clay pipe and a pair of breeches for Valentine’s Day when I specifically requested a nightie. Have sent him away from Rivendell. Day Two Bored and lonely. Regret having sent Aragorn away. So what if he wanted me to dress up in a curly wig and hop around on my knees during intimate moments? Am sure other humans have equally odd hangups. Wish I could be interested in Elf men, but ever since debacle with Glorfindel back in Second Age when he accused me of copying his hairstyle, have given up on my own kind. Day Three Someone’s been trying on my dresses again. They are all stretched out of shape, especially the purple one. Day Six Legolas got all shirty when I accused him of trying on my dresses. He says I have impugned his masculinity. What masculinity? Day Eleven Legolas still sulking. Says other elves making fun of him now since

The Very Secret Diary Of Elrond
The Very Secret Diary of Elrond By: Cassandra Claire Was in weird mood when I wrote this one. Oh, my head. Poor Elrond. Day 1: Bad breakup with Isildur. As if the pervy hobbit-fancying wasn't bad enough, he would insist on wearing tacky gold jewelry against my advice. Confirms my suspicions that humans not just weakest race of Middle-Earth, but also cannot accessorize worth a damn. NB: Big battle, we won, Sauron defeated. Plundered Barad-dur but notable lack of pretty things to take home. Sauron's decorating tastes definitely running towards black, knobbly, tattered look. So not me. Day 3: Isildur set upon by orcs and killed. Told him his poor dress sense would attract all the wrong sorts. Day 2,0045: So bored in Rivendell. Have decided to hold council meeting and name it after myself. Will invite all eligible males of Middle-Earth who have nothing better to do on a weekend to come. Go me! Hope Legolas does not attend; still remember party in Second Age where

The Very Secret Diary Of Sauron
The Very Secret Diary of Sauron By: Cassandra Claire Dedicated to John, the sweetest loveliest guy who was ever hacked by a complete loser. And Alex, because he’s been sick. I mean ill. Oh, whatever. Day One: Dirty weekend with Elrond turned sour when I told him purple was not his color. Day Five Have been marched against by last alliance of men and nancing elves. Is transparent attempt by Elrond to get back at me for comment about purple. I will not take it back! I told him purple made him look like an eggplant, and it does. Is no need for him to get so shirty about it. Day Six Is not that being defeated by last alliance is so bad, is not even that being reduced to a disembodied eyeball is so bad, although Visine would be a comfort. But whose bright idea was it to slice onions in here? -later- Blast those orcs and their fondness for onion dip. Have taken their disco ball away. God, it's fun to be evil. Day Three Million Five: Am bored. Have been waiting

Chelsea's In Love
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's in love. Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you'? Chelsea said, 'Not according to Dad.'

I Want To Lyrics
This song is SOOOO awesome. BTW, if any of you want a song, just email me and I will send them to you! I want to -- teach you how to stand I want to -- take you by your hand I want to -- lift up all your shame I want to -- not dwell upon your grown pain I want to -- learn to want again I want to -- lift out all that's stained Chorus: When a fall decides What you are gonna do And the fallin' tides Leave you spiraling through Gonna choose your time of lament and shame When the moon above, Remain your only friend I want to -- show you how to feel I want to -- look upon what's real I want to -- can't realize what's gone I want to -- till your life has come undone I want to -- shake your world away I want to -- I can't change the things you said When a fall decides What you are gonna do And the fallin' tides Leave you spiraling through Gonna take your time of lament and shame When the moon above, Remain your only friend You fall through You fall thro

Many Rivers To Cross-ian Moore
Many rivers to cross But I can't seem to find my way over Wandering I am lost As I travel along the white cliffs of dover Many rivers to cross And it's only my will that keeps me alive I've been licked, washed up for years And I merely survive because of my pride And this loneliness won't leave me alone It's such a drag to be on your own My woman left me and she didn't say why Well, I guess I'll have to cry Many rivers to cross But just where to begin I'm playing for time There have been times I find myself Thinking of committing some dreadful crime Yes, I've got many rivers to cross But I can't seem to find my way over Wandering, I am lost As I travel along the white cliffs of Dover Yes, I've got many rivers to cross And I merely survive because of my will...

Check This Shit Out!!!!!
HEY THERE, THIS IS YOUR INVITE TO GET INTO DEVINE ESSENTIALS & GET YOURSELF ROCKED! I’M DJ TALON HERE TO ROCK YOU! I’M KICKING ASS & TAKING NAMES! IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN GET UR AZZ IN HERE. ITS FUCK YOU FRIDAY, OUR VERY OWN SALUTE TO ALL THOSE FUCKERS IN THA WORLD! SO CUM WITH UR BEST FUCK YOU AND ROCK WITH ONLY THE BEST! YOU KNOW WHAT YA GATTA DO, SO GO AHEAD CLICK IT!

Toga Party On Wrr!!
Click banner to tune in now! World Rock Radio is hosting a TOGA PARTY!!! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! Join Us Saturday, 10:00pm EST. If you wear a picture of a random person from the web in a TOGA on your default icon, you receive 500 fubux!! If you wear a picture of YOU in a TOGA on your default icon, you receive 5000 fubux!! If you join us on cam in your TOGA for at least 1/2 hour, you receive 10,000 fubux!! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! Invite a friend to the TOGA party, when they tell us you invited them and join the lounge, both of you receive 500 fubux each!! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! World Rock Radio will also be giving away by random drawing CDs from A Beautiful Disease! Check them out! THE PARTY IS ON WORLD ROCK RADIO!

Am I Cheating?
subject: Till You Came Along My Baby !! post date: 2008-01-05 08:25:30 views: 17 comments: 2 ratings: 0 I never knew that pure joy an happiness could come from such a very respectable man who is such a joy to talk to an how treats me like i am a human an loves me an is not afraid to tell me so, He loves me so much an I love him if you want to show him some love please do so he wont mind his link is below. I want to meet him so he will be comming to see me in a couple of months, an we will see were it goes from there. I LOVE YOU BABY ALWAYS & FOREVER Master_Hybrid @ fubar Keeper Of My Dreams When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The ¡®oneness¡¯ I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his ha

Loving You
Loving You~ Written by Jennifer Your world is spun full of lies like a spider spins her webs it controls your world till your evidential demise. All I hear and all you preach is nothing more than hateful deceit I now have found loving you is out of reach

Honesty
Honesty~ Written by Jennifer Something ain't right i can feel it in my heart I can sense your lying to me and its taring me apart. Honesty is all i ask from someone in this life lying only brings drama, heartache and strife. I care for you And you say you care for me if these feelings are really true Then babe why is being honest so hard for you?

Knighthood
I never finished this one... Ok, here’s a cool one, this should get me a dime store novel! It was a cool summer morning as he rode his trusted stead through the woods. He wasn’t in a hurry, so it was a slow walk. There was a slight breeze blowing from the east and the sun was starting to evaporate the dew, so a light haze was forming. The trees we awash in sunlight and cast long shadows. He was an average man. Well under 6 feet tall, athletic, rugged, and fair skinned. He had Blonde hair that he kept back in a leather tie. His eyes were of the most crystallized Blue. He was always picked on for his fair looks, but the ladies never seemed to complain. Even his best friend was jealous of him! Suddenly he felt a sharp sing in his left shoulder, it forced him forward and he fell to the ground. Being spooked the horse bolted and ran off! He rose to his feet as quickly as he could and drew his rapier, with his right hand. He looked at his left should and saw the bolt sti

Seduction.
You wake to find your hands tied together to the top of the bed. He knows you want to experiment but you find it so sudden. You are the type of person who has to plan things. There is an order to life. The sun rises and sets, we wake and sleep. Chaos is randomness, nothingness. But you are open to it. What can it possibly hurt you think to yourself. Testing the bonds, wrists twist back and forth. The sensation of the silk sliding sends shivers up and down your spine. The bonds are tight, but not so tight as to hurt. Your hands easily slid back and forth. You’ve had your eyes closed to assimilate the feeling of being tied, not in control. This sends a thrill to your center. Anything could happen and you would have no way of stopping any of it. You try to open your eyes but find nothing, darkness, complete and utter. There is a third scarf, so far unknown. He has covered your eyes. The sense that is relied on by far the most. Now you feel panic inching its way through your body. Th

Tired Of Fucking People That Say They Are My Friends I Know Who My Real Friends Are!!!!
SO PEOPLE ON HERE SO CALLED FRIENDS ,JUST WANT POINTS OR TO LEVEL GO FUCK YOURSELF I HAVE THE FRIENDS I NEED WHO CHAT TALK AND ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK. SO I LEAVE IT THIS WAY WANT TO BE A FRIEND FUCKING RESPOND ONCE IN AWHILE OTHER WISE I'LL ERASE YOUR ASS!!!

Psycho
I heard this song on the radio this morning! It so describes how I feel somedays! Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah) Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah) She lays down on the fresh lawn She can make everything magical But she tied one on big time And it makes me wanna rewind To back in the days when we were young When everything was like a loaded gun Ready to go off at any minute And you know we're gonna win again (yeah) [x3] Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah) Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the paranoid Flake-oh She lays down on the sidewalk Never very analytical She is something simply beautiful Re-appear when you feel magical To back in the days when we were young When everything was like a loaded gun Ready to go off at any minute Yeah you know we're gonna win again You're the one, you're the one who is the schizophrenic

Foo Fighters - Mah Hero
2 ALARMIN NAO 2 TALK BOUT TAEK UR PICTUREZ DOWN AN SHAEK IT OUT TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE, SAY IT ALOUD USE DAT EVIDENCE, RACE IT AROUND THAR GOEZ MAH HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOEZ THAR GOEZ MAH HERO HEZ ORDINARY DOAN TEH BEST OV THEM BLED IT OUT WHILE TEH REST OV THEM PETR OUT TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE, SAY IT ALOUD USE DAT EVIDENCE AN RACE IT AROUND THAR GOEZ MAH HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOEZ THAR GOEZ MAH HERO HEZ ORDINARY KUDOS MAH HERO LEAVIN ALL TEH BEST U KNOE MAH HERO, TEH WAN THAZ ON THAR GOEZ MAH HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOEZ THAR GOEZ MAH HERO HEZ ORDINARY THAR GOEZ MAH HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOEZ THAR GOEZ MAH HERO HEZ ORDINARY

Serj Tankian - Empty Walls
UR EMPTY WALLS, UR EMPTY WALLS PRETENSHUS ATTENSHUN DISMISIV APPREHENSHUN DOAN WASTE UR TIEM ON COFFINS TODAI WHEN WE DECLINE FRUM TEH CONFINEZ OV R MIND DOAN WASTE UR TIEM ON COFFINS TODAI DOAN U C THEIR BODIEZ BURNIN DESOLATE AN FULL OV YEERNIN DYIN OV ANTICIPASHUN CHOKIN FRUM INTOXICASHUN DOAN U C THEIR BODIEZ BURNIN DESOLATE AN FULL OV YEERNIN DYIN OV ANTICIPASHUN CHOKIN FRUM INTOXICASHUN I WANTS U 2 BE LEFT BEHIND DOSE EMPTY WALLS TAUNT U 2 C FRUM BEHIND DOSE EMPTY WALLS DOSE EMPTY WALLS WHEN WE DECLINE FRUM TEH CONFINEZ OV R MIND DOAN WASTE UR TIEM ON COFFINS TODAI DOAN U C THEIR BODIEZ BURNIN DESOLATE AN FULL OV YEERNIN DYIN OV ANTICIPASHUN CHOKIN FRUM INTOXICASHUN DOAN U C THEIR BODIEZ BURNIN DESOLATE AN FULL OV YEERNIN DYIN OV ANTICIPASHUN CHOKIN FRUM INTOXICASHUN I WANTS U 2 BE LEFT BEHIND DOSE EMPTY WALLS TAUNT U 2 C FRUM BEHIND DOSE EMPTY WALLS WANTS U 2 BE LEFT BEHIND DOSE EMPTY WALLS I TAUNT U 2 C FRUM BEHIND DOSE EMPTY WALLS

Story Writings
As the Sky Darkened, the stench of carrion arose to my nostrils. I stood ready for battle, with shot nerves, for lying there next to me was the corpse of my dear friend. As I stood, waiting for the command, my heart began to race, beads of sweat rolled down my face. Thats when I heard those words, "TO ARMS, TO ARMS!" The bone chilling cry of our captain. I charged into battle, sword and shield in my hands. All around axes and swords drawn and biting into the flesh of my brothers at arms. I felt helpless to save those not yet weened from their mother's love. The battle raged on, I felt the cold steel against my flesh, but nothing as cold as the wind blowing deep inside my ferocious wound. I fought on, my world began to blur, but I fought on never stopping. Now the sky began to grow black, to where no one could see. I had found one last enemy, I raised my sword with what was left of my mighty strength...and...then... "Those who fight for honors of others die in vai

Story Writings
As BeAstric entered the Forest of Guiding Truth he heard a voice call to him. "Love...is that what you seek?" From behind a tree a strange shadow loomed over the ground. "I am the Shadow of Truth, and if the truth about love is what you seek then you are heading towards your own death. Turn back now, no man is to ever find the truth about love nor will they ever." Shaken by these words BeAstric passed the shadow with no regrets nor heeding it's words. Days turned to nights, nights turned to days and soon to weeks. Wandering the forest BeAstric did not know what he was looking for, but only what he wanted to find. Soon BeAstric found himself lost within his own thoughts wondering where he had gone wrong in his life. All he ever wanted was to find his true love to find true happiness. In his eyes he believed only a few females could be those people, Shadowar, Vampeka (who he truly loved at a time, soon became only a memory), and now Torchoga. He had a life of happiness plan

Story Writings
As he entered the hallowed corridor of his father's castle, BeAstric was unsure of what he might find. He traveled the galaxies looking for The Beast of Truth and fought his inner demons. Still torn inside trying to find his true calling his one true love, BeAstric walked to a throne that someday would be his. The very sound of his footsteps echoed to a place not even he knew of. As he drew closer to the throne of his father he could hear a voice speak to him. This childish raspy voice called for him, but not for help, not in desperation, but merely as in inquiry. "What are you fighting for young master?" Asked the unseen shadow, "What do you ultimately desire in your quest my Lord?" BeAstric had no idea who this shadowed voice could be but he was compelled to answer, "For my true happiness, the one I could someday call my queen, my heart and soul, my diamond in the rough... my true love." As his voice trailed of the voice spoke again, "I see my young master, so you fight yo

Undying Love
The movies are never right, she thought to herself as she watched the corpses run through the town below. "Aren't they supposed to be slow?" Her partner chuckled and gave her a sideways glance. "Aren't they supposed to be dead?" he answered sarcastically as he closed one dark blue eye to look through the scope of his sniper rifle. From the 5th-floor window of the abandoned hotel she admired the speed with which the zombies took down a few unfortunate souls who were unable to escape. A man clad in a business suit went down screaming as they tore their way through his torso. Fifty yards down the street, the upper half of a woman twitched as three of the living dead fed hungrily. She looked across the room at Sean. "And why do they always have to be so messy? They just bring a whole new meaning to the phrase 'painting the town red.'" The comment elicited another laugh from her partner. She glanced back down to the occurring carnage as she ran her fingers wearily through her short

Read At Ur Own Risk...lol
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: 1. Age: 2. Favorite position: 3. Do you think I'm cute? 4. Would you have sex with me? 5. lights on or off? 6. Would you have to be drunk? 7. Would you take a shower with me? 8. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 9. Would you leave after or stay the night? 10. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 11. Condom or skin? 12. Have sex on the first date? 13. Would you kiss me during sex? 14. Do you think I would be good in bed? 15. Would you use me as a booty call? 16. Can I use you as a booty call?

Sunday Morning Sex
Sunday Morning Sex > > > > I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.. > > Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, > Katie > > went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old > > grandmother and comfort her. > > When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother > replied, > > He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. " > > > > Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 > years > > old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. > > > > Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our > > advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the > church > > bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and > slow > > and even. > > Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong. " > > > > She paused to wipe away

Joke
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

K9
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked 'It sure is,' I replied.Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

Adam & Eve
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.'What have you got there, dear?'With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!

Was Happy...
Ok, since my blogs are friends only, this should not be to hard. You all know my problems with my break up. It's been a LONG painful road for me. Well, last night I was asked out by a very lovely lady. I said yes. But when I was trying to talk to a friend about it today, I lost that friend. I have not delusions of this gal being Princess Charming, but damn, why can't I meet her? I realize my wife still lives with me, but she IS going to leave. We ARE done! I am going to go out with this girl, because I know I will regret it if I don't at least meet her. I am not putting myself out there emotionally, but I am never going to start learning who I am, if I don't break these chains around me! But, once again I am the bad guy...

Matchbox Twenty - Bak 2 Gud
IZ NOTHIN, IZ SO NORMAL U JUS STAND THAR I CUD SAY SO MUTCH BUT I DOAN GO THAR CUZ I DOAN WANTS 2 I WUZ THINKIN IF U WUZ LONELY MAYBE WE CUD LEEF HER AN NO WAN WUD KNOE AT LEAST NOT 2 TEH POINT DAT WE WUD FINKZ SO EVRYONE HER, KNOWS EVRYONE HER IZ THINKIN BOUT SOMEBODY ELSE IZ BEST IF WE ALL KEEP IT UNDR R HEADZ I COULDNT TELL, IF ANYONE HER WUZ FEELIN TEH WAI I DOEZ BUT IM LONELY NAO, AN I DOAN KNOE HOW 2 GIT IT BAK 2 GUD DIS DOAN MEEN DAT, U OWN ME DIS AINT NO GUD, IN FACT IZ FUNNY AS HELL BUT THINGS WERKD OUT JUS LIEK U WANTD 2 IF U C ME OUT U DOAN KNOE ME TRY 2 TURN UR HEAD, TRY 2 GIMIE SUM ROOM 2 FIGURE OUT JUS WUT IM GOIN 2 DO AN EVRYONE HER, HATEZ EVRYONE HER 4 DOIN JUS LIEK THEY DO IZ BEST IF WE ALL KEEP DIS QUIET INSTEAD AN I COULDNT TELL, Y EVRYONE HER WUZ DOIN ME LIEK THEY DO BUT IM SRY NAO, AN I DOAN KNOE HOW 2 GIT IT BAK 2 GUD EVRYONE HER, IZ WONDERIN WUT IZ LIEK 2 BE WIF SOMEBODY ELSE EVRYONE HEERS 2 BLAME, EVRYONE HER GETS CAUGHT UP IN

Stop Online Stalkers!
There are essentially three ways to stop a stalker. 1. Never become involved with them in the first place 2. Ignore them (Refuse to react) and they may get bored and go away 3. Prevent them from being able to stalk you The advice, never become involved with a stalker sounds easy, but how do you know who is a stalker and who isn't. First of all stalkers can appear anywhere, at anytime in our lives. But some common sense things can help reduce meeting online stalkers. First, before going into a chat room, consider the type of people that are going to be hanging out there. Next, avoid allowing them to read your name on other peoples mailing lists by asking other people to use (BCC) blind carbon copy (See below) when sending you email. Stalkers and spammers love to get names off of peoples mailing lists. Also when you send mail you should always use BCC otherwise the stalkers now have the email addresses of all your friends. Finally, learn to recognize a stalker. Forget al

What Would You Do???
I met this dude a cpl years ago and at the time I was bartending and had alot of things going on that I was tryin to deal with. Basically I wasn't really in the spot to fully throw myself into a relationship at the time - at the same time I wasn't far from it either. One of my main rules when I'm bartending is to not date my customers. I knew I would be changing jobs soon and get back into pursuing a career in nursing and I really liked him - so we agreed to keep things low profiled. Well, long story short - things went really fucked up between us and we stopped talking to each other for the past year n half. When he heard I had my accident he came out to see me & stayed around for a few hours to help me since I was really on my ass that day. He continued to call and come out everyday since then ( about 2 or 3 weeks). He called me tonight to inform that he was meeting with his ex so they could talk and wasnt sure if things would end up working out for them to get back together

All Lollipop Gurlz Please Read!
Hello Ladies I have a few graphics I am working on, there are a few already posted in my Lollipop Gurlz album numbered 1-5 so far, if you want one, send me a message letting me know what number and a link to the picture you want me to use! Much love to you all!!! *HUGS*

Bling Contest
YEAH JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE !! CONTEST TIME !! OK,HERE IS THE DEAL !!! THE WAY THIS CONTEST IS GOING TO WORK !! 1) YOU CAN GET IN A CONTEST FOR BLING PACKAGE OR 2) YOU CAN GET IN A CONTEST FOR 2 BLING PACKAGES OR 3) YOU CAN GET IN A CONTEST FOR 3 BLING PACKAGES OR 4) YOU CAN GET IN A CONTEST FOR 4 BLING PACKAGES YOU CAN ONLY ENTER IN ONE CONTEST ONCE !!!!!!! EACH PERSON MUST HAVE SALUTE .. SO I KNOW THE SAME PERSON IS NOT ENTERING TWICE.. JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT IN AND ALSO SEND ME A LINK TO THE PIC YA WANT TO USE IF I CAN GET 10 FOLKS ... IN EACH . WOULD BE PERFECT ..IF NOT ..5 WOULD BE NICE !! FOR 1 BLING PACKAGE .. YOU WILL NEED 10K.. IN POINTS .. THATS ONE CONTEST !! (1st one wins ) FOR 2 BLING PACKAGES YOU WILL NEED 20K.. IN POINTS .. THATS ONE CONTEST !! (1st one wins ) FOR 3 BLING PACKAGES .. YOU WILL NEED 30.. IN POINTS .. THATS

Good Ol Boys
These are my boys they have went so outta their way to help me on this site. I love them all. I know you will too. fan/rate/add them and they will return the love. Tell them Wonder Woman sent Ya Please and I will add you too this pimpout! †*ÐĵŦrïck¥ÐïČk*@ fubar ~MASTER~@ fubar laidbackguy @ fubar ஐRogerLee ஐ@ fubar ~~~FU-DADDY™~@ fubar SPIKE@ fubar »Touch of Thomas«™@ fubar $$~ÐJ~GÄ†ÖR~$$

I Miss My Friend
I MISS MY FRIEND BEING HERE . SHE HAD HER HEART BROKEN AND THEN BLOCKED BY THE GUY SHE WAS TALKING TO . JUST BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING TO HER COUSIN ,HE BLOCKED HER . ALL SHE WANTED WAS A FRIEND , ALL HE WANTED WAS TO GET INTO HER .

Gifts For Momma
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rud

If You're Not Popular, It's Important To Examine The Possible Reasons Why.
If you’re not popular, it’s important to examine the possible reasons why. There could be many reasons, of course. Do you suffer from body odor? Do you have acne? Are you particularly over- (or under) weight? Are you the class clown (practice inappropriate humor)? Probably not, since the above are all easily remedied through cosmetic products, diet and exercise, and self-control. If you answered no to the above questions, then your case of unpopularity is more serious. Your unpopularity might be something you brought upon yourself. Suppose you once did something horrible, something that made you unpopular. What can you do about it? Can you ever live it down?

Canyou Ever Live Down A Mistake That Might Be Making You Unpopular?
Can you ever live down a mistake that might be making you unpopular? YES! Of course you can! The first step along the road to popularity is honesty admitting that there might be areas of your personality, wardrobe, and “looks” that could use a little improvement. No one is perfect, and most of us have at least a few quirks that might lessen our chances of fitting in with the popular crowd. It’s only when we face this fact honestly that we can begin to learn How to Be Popular.

What Are Some Other Habits Of Popular People?
What are some other habits of popular people? Popular people: 1. Got that way because they are “the real thing.” They are genuine, true to themselves. 2. Are totally consistent in their beliefs and their actions. They are the same people in private as they are in public. 3. Do what they want to be doing in life. They enjoy various pursuits and hobbies and live with purpose. 4. Are direct and honest, while always being conscious of the feelings of others. 5. Are never “phony” or “fake.” Can you honestly say the same about yourself?

Examine Those In Your Social Circle Who Are More Popular Than Others.
Examine those in your social circle who are more popular than others. Study them. See where they go. Observe what they do and how they behave. Analyze what they wear. Listen to what they talk about. These people are your role models. Without “copying them” (no one likes a copycat!), try to be more like them.

Wait! Your Hair And Wardrobe May Be Perfect, But Your Makeover's Not Complete Without This:
Wait! Your hair and wardrobe may be perfect, but your makeover’s not complete without this: The one thing you can wear this or any season that’s always going to be in style and look great is confidence. Having confidence in yourself is the one accessory no one can afford to leave at home. People are naturally drawn to leaders, and leaders are those who have confidence in themselves.

Now That Your Wardrobe Needs Have Been Taken Care Of, It's Time To Work On Your Personality.
Now that your wardrobe needs have been taken care of, it’s time to work on your personality. Are you outgoing? A “people” person? If not, you CAN become one. How? By enrolling in clubs and activities for which you feel enthusiastic. People are drawn to those who have the ability to make them feel excited- whether about a car wash, a weenie roast, or a sock hop! So sign up now for as many school social activities as you can fit into your schedule…. Then show your school spirit! Enthusiasm is contagious, and soon YOU will be, too.

Friends May Resent You.
Do not be surprised if a few acquaintances resent your newfound confidence and attempt to undermine your efforts at self-growth. They are undoubtedly envious and perhaps concerned about their own social status in light of your meteoric rise to popularity. Do your best to soothe their fears and let old friends know they will always be important to you- as important to you as your new friends.

It's All About Empathy
It’s all about empathy- identifying with other people’s feelings and seeing things from their point of view. Popular people “connect” with others’ feelings, making them believe that they’re “one of them.” They don’t just nod understanding when others tell them their problems- they really try to imagine how they themselves would feel or react in the same situation. By making yourself more empathetic to the feelings of others, they will feel more “connected” to you, and your likeability- and popularity- will increase astronomically! So get busy empathizing!

Are You A Popular Person?
Are you a popular person? You can be, by doing what popular people do. Popular people: 1. Are respectful and polite to everyone. 2. Put themselves in others’ shoes and think of the feelings of others first. 3. Are generous with their time and talents. 4. Are cheerful and outgoing.

The Eyes Have It!
The eyes have it! You may not be aware of it, but your eyes are your most powerful tool in cultivating popularity. People who make steady eye contact Are considered natural leaders. So next time someone looks you in the eye, don’t be shy- look right back at them! Girls take care to make up your eyes so that they are your most noticeable feature (but don’t overdo it!), and captivate those around you with your hypnotic “headlights.”

Planets Orbit Around The Sun...
Planets orbit around the sun- People orbit around sunny people! Who doesn’t love being around a genuinely happy, cheerful person? No one! That’s why it’s important, if you want to be popular, to radiate with enthusiasm and warmth in every situation. Don’t let storms cloud your outlook on life! Keep the skies clear and your mood upbeat, and soon everyone will be clamoring to bask in your glow.

Don't Be A Snob!
Don’t be a snob! No one likes an arrogant person who lords their supposed superiority over others. It’s true not all of us were equally blessed with good looks, brains, athletic prowess, or wealth. But just because you might possess one or more of these traits is no reason to feel- or act- as if you think you are better than others. A popular person is one who practices modesty and allows others to call attention to her good qualities. They never crow about them themselves.

Reputation Rebuild
Reputation rebuild If you once committed a serious social error (or are simply rumored to have done so), don’t panic. Your reputation can be repaired. Even the most tarnished pot can be polished to a sheen once more! In order to make others forget your faux pas, it’s important to become even more helpful and enthusiastic than usual. Go out of your way for others for a while. Whatever you did (or are rumored to have done) that offended your social circle, it’s important to make amends. Believe it or not, people WILL forgive and forget! But be more careful in the future!

Best Friends
Best friends Best friends are great. But if you want to be popular, you can’t limit yourself- or your time- to just one person. It’s important to make time for many new friends- but don’t forget the old ones!

Win The Hearts And Minds Of The Popular Crowd...
Want a surefire way to win the hearts and minds of the people in your crowd? Be creative! Speak up! And follow through! Don’t sit back and let others make decisions for you. Come up with opinions/ideas of your own… then get others excited about them by acting excited about them yourself! Enthusiasm wins. And winners are popular!

Get A Life...
Get a life- An extracurricular life, That is! School (if you are in school) is important, it’s true, as are grades and studying. Work is important as well, as being independent and doing things you have to do. But nobody likes a know-it-all or bore! So take a break from the books and your work life now and then and cultivate interests outside of school and/or work. It doesn’t make a bit of difference whether your hobby is sewing, gardening, cooking, stamp collecting, or horseback riding. An interest makes YOU interesting to others… and may help you cultivate talents you never even knew you had! So get out there and get involved!

Popularity Can Be Compared To A House.
Popularity can be compared to a house. It has walls, a strong foundation, and many different rooms. The more deeply the foundation is sunk, the stronger the walls are, and the more rooms that can be added on. This is why, just like there’s no such thing as a house with too many rooms, there is no such thing as having too many friends.

No Such Thing As Instant Popularity.
There is no such thing as instant popularity. No one ever became popular overnight. Popularity is something that must be earned by paying dues, just like in any social club. So don’t make the mistake of acting as if you think you’re better than other popular people who have been at the game longer than you have. They’ve earned their popularity through hard work and commitment and deserve your respect. Once you’ve earned your popularity, they will repay you in kind.

Cinderella Didn't Wait For Her Prince.
Cinderella didn’t wait for her prince. One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life is sitting around, waiting for their prince to find them, rather than getting out there and looking for him themselves. Don’t forget, Cinderella actively pursued her prince by getting dressed up and going to the ball. True, she had the help of a fairy godmother… but she dazzled Prince Charming all on her own. So don’t wait for your prince to find you- get out there and show him what you’ve got. Guys you don't need to be shy either.. If you see a girl you like go out and try and get her.. Don't let anyone fool you, no one is out of anyones league.

Become Irresistible
Become irresistible to anyone of the opposite sex. How do you do this? It’s simple: by doing what you love. It sounds crazy, but it’s absolutely true: If you do what you love- whether it’s painting, dancing, reading, or stamp collecting- you will be happy, and the opposing sex, like the rest of society, can’t resist a happy person. Don’t forget- boys and girls alike can be shy! And a happy, smiling person is far easier to approach than a scowling or aloof one!

Warning
Warning Worrying too much about being popular can make you unpopular! Don’t forget- everyone wants to be in the “cool crowd.” But the truth is, if you spend all your time worrying about being popular, rather than simply enjoying yourself and your friends, then you will be missing out on all the fun you could be having. Plus, no one likes hanging out with a worrywart! So don’t put too much pressure on yourself to be popular. It’s more important to have fun.

Popular People Know How To Win.
Popular people know how to win. The easiest way to win an argument is to avoid one in the first place. You can do this by showing respect for others’ opinions, even if you think they’re wrong. Never say, “You’re wrong.” (And if you happen to be wrong, admit it quickly!) It’s best to let others do most of the talking. Let them think your idea was actually theirs. The best negotiators try honestly to see things from the other person’s point of view and express sympathy for others’ ideas, opinions, and desires.

A Popular Person Can Change Anyone's Mind About Anything.
A popular person can change anyone’s mind about anything. Here’s how to do it: 1. Begin by praising the person. People like to hear nice things about themselves. 2. Talk about your own mistakes. Mention that you know no one is perfect, least of all yourself. 3. Subtly call attention to the person’s mistake. 4. Allow the person the chance to explain/save face. 5. Praise him or her for acknowledging the mistake. Then suggest how he/she could do better next time, making sure to allow the person to think he/she is the one who came up with the solution. 6. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. 7. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest. Problem solved!

The Life Of The Party Is You!
The life of the party is you! Throwing a party shouldn’t be hard. Here are some tips on how to make it fun for everyone… even the hostess! If one of your guests shows up with guests of their own- whom you did not invite- welcome them graciously. You know the old saying- the more, the merrier! Don’t worry that your house isn’t clean- or grand- enough to entertain in. Your guests are there to enjoy one another’s company, not a house tour! Music can liven up any occasion! Make sure you have some of the day’s top hits to play at your soiree. And enjoy yourself- nothing ruins a party faster than a nervous hostess!

Custom First Reactions Quiz
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it... ***ENTER YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING*** Terrorism: Huckleberry: Eggs: Orbit: Neon: Lust: Yummy: Wanker: Aquaman: Yogurt: Tadpole: Overture: Gang: Employer: Trick: Rusty: Immigrant: Devil: Odd: Favorite: Ark: Tongue: Eye: Maddening: Phat: Trailer Whore: Ass: Tickle: Ilgauskas: Orangutan: Nipple: Intelligent: Shark Bait: Teller: Oink: You: Israeli: Elves: Love: Death: Thalium: Orville: Icon: Tsunami:

Civility And Incivility In The Scene (reposted With Permission)
Civility and Incivility in the Scene: By Chris M [Black Rose of Washington DC] and Lady Medora [New Orleans Power Exchange] (The authors hope that everyone and anyone will send this through any boards you belong to including the authors names). One of the most grave and inexplicable problems facing our community in general is the continued presence of downright rudeness. It takes many forms: gossip, arrogance, slander, ingratitude, interpersonal cruelty, Rumor-mongering, the propensity to snub, shun or belittle, a refined Sensitivity to slight paired with strident disregard for how ones actions And words effect others. It is astonishing, and terribly sad, how poorly we Get along from the viewpoint of interpersonal relationships. Why a community like ours, whose members strive for a mature outlook on power, consent and tolerance should feud with such violence and monotonous regularity is a true mystery. In our community, we see behavior one would never dream grown adul

My Favorite Books
These are all my favorite books... These books have helped me in more ways then one... All the books I've read are good... But these are my Favorites... To read more books that help go to my myspace http://www.myspace.com/jennifer333444 Go to my Photos Under Album Books... A wonderful Book about Dreams, Coincidence and Imagination...By Robert Moss For More Info. Click Here http://www.mossdreams.com/ This book is like the Angels, Jesus, God and my Spiruitual Guide sending me numbers through sequences. For More Info. Click Here http://www.angeltherapy.com/ The Bible I started reading again in Aug. 2007. I read 2-3 chapters a day. Do what feels best to you. Also has a movie I reccomend to watch. It shows you the differant stages you go through. For More Info. Click Here http://www.celestinevision.com/ The Bible is based on numbers GOD has for us to learn from.. For More Info. Click Here http://www.glynishasyournumber.com/ This bo

Survey
How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?: A FEW Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?: YEA Are you crushin' on anybody?: UNFORTUNATELY Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?: YEA Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?: IDK Are you happier single or in a relationship?: EITHER Have you ever been cheated on?: YUP What is your favorite thing(s) about the opposite sex?: IDK Have you ever had your heart broken?: YUP Have you ever broken someones heart?: IDK Talk to any of your ex's?: JUST THE EX HUSBAND If you could go back in time and change things with your ex's, would you?: NO Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?: YEA Have you been in an abusive relationship?: YEA Have you dated someone older than you?: YEA Younger?: YEA Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: NO Believe in love at first sight?: YEA Ever been given an

Not A Racist But, It Is True(repost From A Friend)
racist?? you call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" and you think it's OK. But if I called you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back wop jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE slant eyes or Chink you'd call me a racist. Which I AM NOT --You have the United Negro College Fund. --You have Martin Luther King Day. --You have Black History Month. --You have Cesar Chavez Day. --You have Yom Hashoah --You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi --You have the NAACP. --You have BET. --If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. --If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. --If we had white history month... we'd be racist. --If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. --If we had a college

Please Comment
i remember everyday, every hour, we spent together. i remember the sadness sorrow, drives with never ending questions. i remember every night i missed you, and know that the stars that i looked at every night had your heart tight. i remember the night that i fell, with your last words in sight with the blame, and lies so clear. i fell so hard, and no care in your mind but yourself....... now i have apart of you, apart of your heart, that twinkle in your eye, the one who is ever so sly..... people what do you think.....?

Help
I am here since like 5 min. newly logged in and i dont know what the heck i am doing. lol. so just be patient with me. i need to check this whole page out. i dont know how to write you back, whoever keeps on writing me, just write me but i dont know how to get back to you. so hopefully you all read my blog. lol. i am sorry. i hope i figure it out soon. i keep on getting blog posts, what do i do with them, can i answer them or do i just leave them like that. help!!!!!!!!! Big time help! there are noises , sorry, i dont know what to do. lol

Leaving?
More and more am I wondering why I try to keep this up. I'm very busy with my pages on My Space and really have fun on Facebook. Never expected that. So the result is: I check for messages over here and close down again. I would hate to lose contact with "my family" and some of the friends over here. Maybe there are possibillities to keep contact. I would like to know who would miss me over here. I'll hold my page in the air at least till the end of the month. Than I'll decide what's best. Thank you all anyway for having been nice in the last months. Cheers! Alleycat

Hangover Priceless
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." "So, why is everything in such perfect ord

Mama Needs A New Pair Of Shoes...
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches

A Duck Walks Into A Bar...
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?

House Party
Event Info Name: Tricia's Graduation Open House Host: Tricia Berg Type: Party - House Party Time and Place Date: Sunday, May 25, 2008 Time: 3:30pm - 8:30pm Location: Tricia's House Street: 109 20th Street NE City/Town: Devils Lake, ND View MapGoogleMapQuestMicrosoftYahoo Contact Info Phone: 7013514382 Email: pocahontas_107@hotmail.com

This Is 4 Wife Sarah Knudson
It's true...however far away, however long I stay, whatever words I say...I will aways love you... Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am clean again However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you It's true...however far away, however long I stay, whatever words I say...I will aways love you... Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am ho

Hello From Iraq
Just a soldier sitting here in Iraq and I am new to this site. Thanks for those who have R/F/A. With our connection being so slow it takes me sometimes 10-15 minutes do go from page to page. Please do not think I am ignoring you. Now where can a guy find an Irish Car Bomb?

Today On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge WRR PIMPOUT OF THE WEEK: ROCK ANGEL has until Sunday at Midnight EST to join the World Rock Radio Lounge for 20,000 fubux!!! If you know Rock Angel, make sure you join the lounge & tell her about this bulletin. When she joins before Sunday at Midnight EST and let's us know you sent her, she gets 20,000 fubux & you receive 5000 fubux!!! 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at krayzeecreeme Click banner to visit Cujo's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at jrmoose75

The One
There is a man standing in the dark Who is he you ask He is a creature of the night He lives on the blood of humans Many fear him Others love him He is the one many call the Lord How do I know this you ask I know this because I was there when he was made Whe he awakened in his new life It was I who called him The One

The Meeting
The day had come at last The day I meet my true love I wait on the shore See her walk towards me Her hair, so beautiful, blowing in the wind As the sun hits her face I thought I must have been dreaming I look into her blue eyes And become enchanted by them Her lips are oh so soft One kiss and I knew We could never part We sat down in the sand Watched the sun set in the west I held her close in my arms And kissed her again She whispered so softly Telling me she loved me And in the light of the moon We made love in the sand

Finally, It's Coming Together
Well things in my life are finally coming together. I was going through hell since July of last year cause I had lost my job, and apartment and had to move in with my family. That's a miserable and humiliating experience. Strangely enough some of the best things that ever happened to me happened during that time. I met my girlfriend and I can't remember ever loving anyone as much as I love her in my whole life. I was able to switch into the profession I wanted to, and despite the hard time the economy is having I'm able to enjoy a really good job that pays more than I've ever earned in my life. I now have my own place again and life is looking up. I'm dying to get back into making mischief, nothing fancy, just painting someones house cats, and dressing up drunken midgets in wedding gowns. And speaking of wedding gowns, my girlfriend and I are getting Fu-married on our 9 month anniversary. I'm hoping that we can make it a real moment to remember.

Drinks That Show Personality
Drinks that Show Personalityâ€¦Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends..

Jeff Foxworthy On Upstate New York
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US, you might live in Upstate, NY. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in Upstate New York If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New York. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,you might live in Upstate NY. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York. If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in Upstate New York. If you have had a lengthy phone con

I Am Sponge Bob Square Pants
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end before you are done. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) c) Painting in the park (5 pts) d) Rock concert (1 pt.) .e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) b) Alternative (1 pt.) c) Soft Rock (4 pts.) d) Country (5 pts.) e) Pop (3 pts.) 3. What type of movies do you prefer? a)

The Dreamer Of The Far-gone Night
The Dreamer of the Far-Gone Night a Rondeau Redouble I am the dreamer of the far-gone night on wings of fantasy born to fly fore’er spurned by the gods of light slave to the moon in the deepening sky Breathing the dreams that feed my high and bear me on this fantasy flight builds in me a passionate cry I am the dreamer of the far-gone night From evening’s close ‘til Lucifer’s light dreams woven from the softest sigh send my heart on an endless flight on wings of fantasy born to fly The stars in the heavens map my sky and guide me on my nightly flight yet come the dawn these visions fly fore’er spurned by the gods of light For the fat old sun blinds my sight and sends down curses to mock my eye I prefer instead the solace of night slave to the moon in the deepening sky Yet so like Icarus who flew too high and paid for his crime of unbridled flight I offer my dreams to justify and pray the moon recalls my flight I am the dreamer

Alison Misses Her Flight
Mostly I loved her reckless sense of passion. It was in the playful shriek that greeted me when I called her to find out who she really was. It was in her clumsily composed IMs, the way she typed like a panzer tank grinding through a minefield, as if thoughts and ideas and jokes and emotions and flirtations were simply too important to let proper spelling get in their way. It was in the way she savored every kiss as if I could disappear the next morning and so she had to taste my mouth and neck and chest now. What I remember most are the times when our passion led us to places I would never have dared go alone: The time we made out on a Greyhound bus next to a small sleeping migrant worker who snored away while a rusted rear window squeaked in time to her slender bare foot caressing my calf. The time we stole away from a boring barbecue to wade through waist-high weeds to lie on our backs and gaze at the passing clouds that resembled freshly popped kernels of kettle corn. T

One Last Bacchanal
One Last Bacchanal A Ballade Come and dance beneath the stars in Dionysian company where Nymphs dance with mad Satyrs who lust for life passionately come and let your soul be free and dance beneath the distant skies to cast off all the holy lies come now one and come now all and drink now deep of the vine that dies for one last great Bacchanal Eighty-eight keys and devil guitars in an orgiastic symphony serenade the dancing stars with a primal drum beating free and a brassy horn accompany send their music up to the skies where the drunken Seraphin flies daring the Gods to watch him fall while dancing the air that ne’er dies for one last great Bacchanal Feel your blood flow through the stars in bursts of manic energy the marriage of Venus and Mars sexual humanity played in perfect purity to a chorus of lustful sighs like the sound when Heaven cries of lust and passion sensual when she opens up her thighs for one last great Bacchanal Satyr a

The Naughty Game
NAUGHTY GAME Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... Mark all dat apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's

Staind - So Far Away
DIS AR TEH MAH LIFE, IZ NOT WUT IT WUZ BEFORE ALL THEES FEELINGS I HAS SHARD AN THEES R MAH DREAMS DAT ID NEVR LIVD BEFORE SOMEBODY SHAEK ME CAUSE I, I MUST BE SLEEPIN NAO DAT WERE HER, ITZ SO FAR AWAY ALL TEH STRUGGLE WE THOT WUZ IN VAIN AN ALL TEH MISTAKEZ WAN LIFE CONTAIND THEY ALL FINALLY START 2 GO AWAY AN NAO DAT WERE HER, IZ SO FAR AWAY AN I FEELZ LIEK I CAN FACE TEH DAI AN I CANT FORGET DAT IM NOT ASHAMD 2 BE TEH PERSON DAT IM TODAI THEES R MAH WERDZ DAT I HAS NEVR SED BEFORE I FINKZ IM DOIN K AN DIS AR TEH TEH SMILE I HAS NEVR SHOWN BEFORE SOMEBODY SHAEK ME CAUSE I, I MUST BE SLEEPIN AN NAO DAT WERE HER, IZ SO FAR AWAY ALL TEH STRUGGLE WE THOT WUZ IN VAIN AN ALL TEH MISTAKEZ WAN LIFE CONTAIND THEY ALL FINALLY START 2 GO AWAY AN NAO DAT WERE HER, IZ SO FAR AWAY AN I FEELZ LIEK I CAN FACE TEH DAI AN I CANT FORGET DAT IM NOT ASHAMD 2 BE TEH PERSON DAT IM TODAI IM SO AFRAID OV WAKIN PLZ DOAN SHAEK ME AFRAID OV WAKIN PLZ DOAN SHAEK ME

Dog & Cat Dairies
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once

Forrest Goes To Heaven ....
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He re

Get Out Of The Car ...
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why, it was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to rep

Revenge Of The Ugly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their Maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for awhile with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. When the guy finally cal

Magic Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender loo

Mystery Of Good Sex
A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes la

Southern Humor
Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles

The Studdering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ... and before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him!"

Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Death ... *giggles*
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You are going to love this !!!!!) "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."

The Gun Fighter's Song
The Gun Fighter’s Song Model 1911 (forgive me...this is doggerel) The first bullet blew out a big hole The second one passed through his skull The third I put right in his gut The fourth was so he wouldn’t get up With the fifth I blew out his face The sixth, well, just in case The seventh I admit was for fun And the eighth, hell, had to clean my gun

Engineers And Astronauts
I am an astronaut. I can travel faster than the speed of sound. And whilst I'm not the first woman to go into space, I'm sure I'm the first one to do it buck-naked. The orgasms I have with my new lover transport me faster than any space shuttle, and when I come, I go far beyond Mach One. Gravity doesn't mean shit to me when I let go. I soar through space on my adventures. I always see the stars. My new lover Frank is a very talented Dutchman, and he's an engineer too -- what he can do with his amazing hands is probably illegal in some part of the world. His long fingers frantically plunge inside my pussy, stoking the power to my engines. Every time he hits my G-spot, stabbing me with pleasure that makes me want to explode, I channel the power instead, so I don't self-combust. Frank looks me right in the eye whenever we make love. He holds me with his gaze, and imprints himself on my circuitry, with every thrust inside my growing heat. He is the spark that ignites me, and I blaze

Youll Love This
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So, I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff." So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

My 21st B-day Out On The Town With Voltaire
Ok, so last night, the 28th, a couple of my friends and I went out, in celebration of my 21st birthday, which was commencing just mere hours after we left. We went to this kickass nightclub downtown called Dante's. My friend invited me along weeks earlier, but wasn't aware my birthday being literally the same night. So, we get there, and OMFG, the house is fucking rocking. Two bands were playing that night. The first was Ego Likeness. They're a techno/industrial band that literally got the entire bar out of their seats and dancing. lol I told one of my buddies I felt like I was in the club scene from every Blade movie. Fantastic times. while they were playing, my buddy Mike got me a beer, and I had some. hell, it was quarter past midnight, I was legally 21 by then. I didn't drink much of it though, seeing that I still had to drive home. While we were shaking our asses, I kept bumping into hot goth chick after hot goth chick, and got some pics (alot of you KNOW my deep love of got

Not Confused ...
Ok with the most awesome help from Big Papi Smurf ... I found out why my old ID was deleted, because my camera's save point was via CS2 ... so now that that is fixed I have been VARIFIED!!! Approaved 04/29/2008 04:14 am Papi ... YOU RAWK! xoxoxo

Check This Out
This is good!! EDUCATION BEGINS HERE Way to go, Bill "They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... < DIV> And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry whe

Mafic Touch (the Saga Continues)
Gracie's bedroom Gracie laid back against her pillows, breathing raggedly. That had to be the most intensive experience that she had ever had. It was so good that she lost her focus and had slipped out of the mind merge. The telephone rang by her beside once again. This time she knew that it would be him. Picking up the receiver she held it to her ear. "Are you alright, Gracie?" Rand asked his voice hoarse with desire. "Yes. I am sorry that I woke you." She said, "I know what a busy schedule you keep." "That's the funny part, Gracie. When you connected with me, Hell, even throughout the merge I was awake." "How did that happen?" Gracie asked. "I am not sure. Our connection must be very strong." Rand said. "Maybe it was all the practicing we did in school. Which reminds me, why did you insist on practicing dream merging with me. I was two years behind you in school. Surely there was other people you could have practiced with." Gracie asked as she wrapped the cor

Mafic Touch (the Saga Continues)
Chapter II (Cont) "Well, that sheds a bit of light on the subject." She murmured. "Are you going to answer my other question?" "Other question? Oh, yeah. Of course. She is to be as pure as he." Jonathan replied. "Does she realize this?" "I don't know. But I know Rand has made sure that every wizard that has even glanced at her was made aware of his claim. As much as your sister had her nose in a book, I doubted she even noticed the lack of attention." "Let's hope that she never becomes aware of that fact, Jonathan." Patience said quietly. "I don't want to be there. But someone does have to tell her about the Royal Law. I am surprised that she doesn't already know about it." "She may have read something about it but like most assumed that it was no longer in use." Jonathan replied. "I will mention it to Rand. Let him be the one to tell her about it." "I agree. She can get hacked at him ." Patience agreed. Suddenly her stomach growled. She laughed. "Was that you

Mafic Touch (the Saga Continues)
Chapter III ajic Touch As before, these chapters aren't meant to stand alone. Please read the other works first. Thank you. Feedback is always welcome. Thanks. Grace took two weeks to lull Rand into a false sense of belief before renewing her request for an annulment of their betrothal. She still had not found any footing upon the reviewing the laws governing the Royal Law of Marriage. She had read the law forwards, backwards, and even sideways and still no hope of being freed, unless, Rand would call it off. Which didn't seem even like a possibility. He was insistent about marrying her. Which he reminded her nightly. She didn't know which was worse. Being with him during the day or having him invade her dreams at night. It was almost midnight. She glanced at the clock. She was tired but was reluctant about going to sleep. But if she didn't slumber soon, Rand would walk the short distance across their shared balcony and check on her. He would have his time each night.

Destiny
The words were never spoken, But I know you knew. Couldn't hide- my heart was open- Wide open for you. Souls reached across the miles- Joined in an embrace. Oh, how you made me smile- But I've never seen your face. Our meeting was meant to be; Brought about by fate. -You're my destiny- But now it's too late. Moments that we shared Are so dear to me; But I won't despair- There's a part of you inside me. I would have been your lover, And your friend; Loved you like no other Until the very end. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Betrayal
Poison flows In the veins of all- Tired and old; Weak and small. The power within Is almost spent; Voices once strong, Now are silent. On a great wind, The sands blow; Clouding the visions, And truth can't show. Walls of an empire Slowly crumble. Amid the cries; Spirits tumble. Cover your ears As the masses scream; Caught forever, In a neverending dream. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Magic Touch ( Saga Continued)
Chapter VIII Day Before The Wedding Gracie shifted restlessly on her bed. There were no sounds coming from her guest room. Which she was thankful for. Crawling off her bed and walking out on her balcony, she stared out at the night sky. She knew that Rand was probably waiting for her. And if he didn't find her soon, he would have someone come and check on her. But she just wasn't tired. She was wound tighter than a seven day clock. The mezclar was in full force and there wasn't a damn thing she could do about it. * * * * * Rand paced back and forth in the main area of the cabin that he and his dad had arrived at several hours ago. The mezclar was burning bright and hot tonight. The tightness in his chest and loins had everything to do with the primal urge to claim his mate. King Mica watched as his son paced the length of the cabin and back again. Rubbing the back of his neck with one hand, he debated on what course of action to take to distract his son. "Son, hav

1st Grade Biology
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter',she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!

My Siberian Husky!
I just bought a siberian Husky, he's a black and white male and will try and get a pic up of him soon. But he's kinda shy at the moment and loves a stuffed dog that was sitting on my bed. That's his official buddy now. He sleeps with it so yeah. I'll try and get a pic up soon.

This Is Good Use Of Tax Payers Money
Border Patrol lets some illegals go — over and over again By ALICIA A. CALDWELL, Associated Press Writer Fri May 2, 5:02 PM ET Josefa Gonzalez Loya has sneaked across the Mexican border at least 128 times in the past eight years. And each time, the Border Patrol has been nice enough to give her a lift home. Gonzalez and a group of other women and children — all Indians from the southern Mexican state of Oaxaca — have no interest in staying in the United States. All they want to do is panhandle outside El Paso businesses, using the children as lures. At the end of a productive day, they wait for the Border Patrol to come pick them up and drive them back to the border. Little dramas like this play out day after day, accounting for thousands of arrests but hardly any prosecutions in the past several years. The Oaxacan immigrants fall under a loophole that gives border agents discretion to keep some adults and children together and out of jail. "They do qualify

History-my Work
When I graduated from HS, to enrolled in the military. There I was trained in information gathering and some hacking. Became a Seal, got to play with cool toys and had fairly descent security clearence. Was a wonderful couple of year, until an accident which left me damaged. I did work hard and regain functionality in my right arm, now ya can't even tell. From there I took a job in the medical field, working for the State of Ohio and the Veteran's Administration (as well as a few others). Mostly dealing with fraud. Basically stalking people with medical conditions and compiling evidence against them, of course even this gave me more training with hacking. Got a great working knowledge of all the state's systems which has made alot of things easier on me. Yes I have some access to many of these systems still today. From here I landed a career as Criminal Investigator. A few more tools, a little more access to different systems. Mostly I do leg work and track people via in

Help
Well its Sunday and i have been working for what seems like a year on my new auction website, but its only been months. I sit and i watch hoping to see the number of member rise but with no luck yet. Another week will begin tomorrow and i hope to see my hard work start paying off and i know it does take time.

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _______________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ________________________________ If less than your age, explain ________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ Do you own a van? _______________ A tr

All In The Name
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. He said, "Bob Titsenbeer"

Summer Solstice
SUMMER SOLSTICE Celebrated the first day of Summer June 21 This year (Each year this date changes, consult your almanac to find the date for the current year) ALSO CALLED: St. John's Day Midsummer Alban Hefin Litha Summer Solstice marks the longest day of the year when the Sun is at it's highest point. For Witches and Pagans, this sacred day symbolizes the power of the sun which marks an important turning point on the Great Solar Wheel of the Year, for after the Solstice of Summer, the days grow visibly shorter. Midsummer is both a fire festival and a water festival, the fire being the God-aspect and the water the Goddess-aspect. In certain Wiccan traditions, the Summer Solstice symbolizes the end of the reign of the waxing year's Oak-King who is now replaced by his successor, the Holly-King of the waning year. (The Holly-King will rule until the Winter Sabbat of Yule, the shortest day of the year.) The Sun-God significance of the Midsummer Sabbat is very c

Century Club
Category: Endurance Buzz Level: Deadly This game requires a clock, shot glasses, and lots of beer. Each person should have a shot glass in front of them. Every minute all players must take a shot of beer for 100 minutes. It seems easy at first but after about the 30th minute time seems to be going by faster and faster. Once you accomplish drinking a shot for each of the 100 minutes you are officially a member of the Century Club. Not many men can do it. You will end up drinking around ten beers. Good luck!

Newfie Slush
Category: Cocktail Glass Type: Mason Jar Ingredients: 1 can(s) Orange Juice (frozen concentrate) 1 can(s) Lemonade (frozen concentrate) 1 can(s) Pineapple Juice 7 1/2 cup(s) Water (boiling) 1 1/2 cup(s) Sugar 26 oz Vodka Directions: Boil water and sugar together. Let cool. Add in orange juice, lemonade, and pineapple juice and stir. Add 26 oz of vodka, stir again. Place in freezer overnight in well sealed container. Fill glass with 2 scoops of slush, top up with 7-up or Coke. Enjoy!!! Makes one gallon. Will keep for up to 2 months.

Falling
I slipped on a thought And fell into a dream of you Letting go of conscious grip I’m falling… …into …you I’ve thrown out sense Along with inhibitions And needless cares Because I’m falling… …into …you Wrap me up in your love I’m yours for the taking I won’t put up a fight Because I’m falling… …in love …with you

My Brother
My brother committed suicide on January 11, 2008 and I have been avoiding dealing with it. I started a new job the week before and after he did it I worked all the time to avoid my feelings. Well, I quit my job a week ago and I am having a hard time because he is always on my mind. He was my best friend!!!! I feel like half of my heart is gone. I wish he had told me things were getting that bad so I could have done something to help him. I miss him sooooo much!!! I have 3 kids who adored him. I am sooo lost right now and I don't know how to deal with it and move on!!!!!!

Wiccan Rede
The Wiccan Rede is the ethics by which a Wiccan lives by, some follow it others do not. Wiccan Rede Bide ye wiccan laws ye must, in perfect love and perfect trust. Live ye must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. Form the circle thrice about, to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind your spell will every time, let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, speak ye little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing moon, sing and dance the Wiccan Rune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and werewolves howl by the dread wolfsbane. When ye Lady's moon is new, kiss your hand to her times two. When ye moon rides at Her peak, then your heart's desire speak. When the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind blows from the West, departed souls shall have no rest. Nine woods in th

The Witches' Creed
The Witches’ Creed By Doreen Valiente Hear now the words of the witches, The secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destiny’s pathway, That now we bring forth into light. Mysterious water and fire, The earth and the wide-ranging air, By hidden quintessence we know them, And will and keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring, We share with the life universal, Rejoice in the magical ring. Four times in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, and witches are seen At Lammas, and Candlemas dancing, On May Eve and old Hallowe’en. When day-time and night-time are equal, When the sun is at greatest and least, The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned, Again witches gather in feast. Thirteen silver moons in a year are, Thirteen is the coven's array. Thirteen times as Esbat make merry, For each golden year and a day. The power was passed down the ages, Each time between woman and man, Each century unto t

The Witches' Chant
The Witches’ Chant Darksome night and shining moon, Hearken to the witches’ rune. East then South, West then North, Hear! Come! I call thee forth! By all the powers of land and sea, Be obedient unto me. Wand and Pentacle and Sword, Hearken ye unto my word. Cords and Censer, Scourge and Knife, Waken all ye into life. Powers of the witch’s Blade, Come ye as the charge is made. Queen of Heaven, Queen of Hell, Send your aid unto the spell. Horned Hunter of the night, Work my will by magic rite. By all the powers of land and sea, As I do say, “So mote it be.” By all the might of moon and sun, As I do will, it shall be done.

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Hungry Hours
You push me down on the bed and straddle me, pulling my shirt up over my chest and groping my tits hard. I whimper and squirm a bit. You squeeze harder and tell me to hold still. I stop and look up at you, smiling defiantly. You smile back down at me as you unzip your pants and pull out that big cock of yours. I look up at it and lick my lips hungrily. You wave it a bit and ask me if I want it. Smiling, I nod and open my mouth, welcoming your cock. You move forward and rub the head against my tongue teasingly. I stick my tongue out and give your cock a long, slow lick. I look up at you as you move forward a bit, letting your cock go further into my mouth as i close my lips around it and reach down to push my tits together around it. You smile and tell me that I'm bad, making me blush. I lean my head down and spit on your cock, getting it nice and wet so that it slides with ease between my tits. I look up at you and smile as I play with my tits while you rub your cock between them. I se

Written For A Worthless X...
I smile and tell you to go to your room, you have a surprise coming. You give me a funny look, but slowly make your way to your room, wondering what I'm up to. As you sit on your bed I take my bag and go into the bathroom, closing the door behind me. I smile at myself in the mirror as I play with my hair a bit before pulling out my clothes, which I chose especially for tonight. You sit there for a few minutes, wondering what I could possibly have in store for you, waiting with anticipation. You hear a knock on the door and then I walk in. Blushing as I see you looking me over. My tits popping out of a tight, little black tanktop. My hair up in pigtails, black eyeliner... You look down and grin as you see my red and black plaid skirt, with black fishnet stockings, and a pair of boots. I smile and ask if you like it. You stand up, walk over to me, grab my pigtails with both hands and say hell yes before kissing me, deep, hard... More passionately than I have ever been kissed before, bi

Fountain Of Blood... Don't Read If You Don't Like Blood
I take you by the hand and lead you deep into the woods. My black dress drags on the ground as we walk further and further. The forest before us lit up by the full moon overhead, a blood moon at that. We come upon a clearing, in the middle is a large, beautiful fountain. I lead you closer and as we pass the fountain you stop, and turn to me. "Is that blood?" you ask. I walk over and dip my hand in. I smile as I pull it back out covered in blood, turned black beneath the moonlight. I wipe my hand off and walk back to you, grabbing the back of your neck and kissing you deep and hard. You grab the back of my head and pull my hair hard as we kiss. I whimper as I feel your hands sliding the bottom of my dress up my legs, the cool air leaving me with goosebumps. I pull away and take your hand again, leading you behind the extravigant fountain to a large, black stone altar. I hop up on it and sit with my legs crossed, bitting my lip. You step closer to me, and pull me to the edge before sl

Naguhty Teacher
You walk into my classroom and look around at all the empty desks. It's your first english lesson with me, and you're a little nervous. You look in the back of the room and see me, sitting at my desk. I stand up and smile as I walk around the desk. I'm wearing a tight white Tshirt with a Vneck and a loose fitting black skirt that comes down to me knees. You take a seat next to me desk as I stand next to you looking at a sheet of paper which contains your grades. I lean down to you and ask you, "What is your problem?" you look at me with a puzzled look and start to say something but I cut you off. "Why the hell are you here? Your grades are shit, and all you have to do is focus! What's the damn problem?" You look at me and say quietly, "Well, my girlfriend and I have been spending a lot of time together, so I guess I don't study a lot because of that." I smirk and ask what it is that you do together, as I hop up and sit on my desk with me legs crossed, right next to your hand, close e

The Sexy Hitch-hiker
You see me walking on the side of the road, and slow down a bit to get a better look. I'm wearing a short, black skirt with a white low-cut tanktop. My hair blowing in the wind as I walk in my black, knee-high boots. You see my face in the mirror and grin. Wearing black eyeliner, my cheeks slightly pink from the wind nipping at them, and my lips painted a deep dark red. You stop just in front of me and roll down your window as I walk closer. I stop next to you and look over as you tell me to hop in. I think for a minute, and decide that I would rather take this chance, than walk all the way home in my high-heeled boots. I get in and thank you for your kindness as you get back on the highway and keep going. You nod and tell me that it's no problem, you're happy to help. As we make our way down the road I see you out of the corner of my eye glancing over at me from time-to-time, mostly as my legs and chest. I blush a little and try not to think about it, although I must admit I loved the

Love Is....
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

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I. THE PEOPLE OF EKEUHNICK'S TIME The stories of the old people, handed down from generation to generation, speak of the Eskimo people when the world was young. This is the way the old stories described the very first ancestors of the Eskimo of Northwest Alaska. The Eskimo ancestors were very large in build and very strong in body. The women were built strong like men. Those people did not have to work in their minds to stay alive. That is, they did not have to think about how to make tools or use their resources around them to survive or to make themselves comfortable. They had no worries about living. Everything was upon the earth. The sun was warm year around and there was no winter time like now. The people lived off the country. Everywhere they went they could find a place to stay. They used only rafts to go across the rivers and bays. In their time they never thought about building houses, boats, or other useful things because they did not need them. That is why the old

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II. THE PEOPLE OF BEEUEOAK'S TIME The time passed and the lives of the people changed as the climate and land became different. In some things they had, their old ways seemed never forgotten. The Second Disaster came. It was a terrible flood and all the land was covered with water. Only three families survived. They found better ways to live, yet they found some things did not need to be changed. They did find, as centuries passed, many ways to make their living easier and there were many, many more people, many more families, and lots of of villages came. One time some of the young men were off. They ran into another village and found a man who made a weapon that could kill amy kind of animal that is not too big. The young men told the other village that where tey came from they had different kind of tools they could make. Also, that had something to catch fish called "nets." It was decided that a man would come to the young men's village with his weapon. He would bring wom

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III. THE PEOPLE OF ANAYUHK'S TIME The way the Eskimo people lived did not change much after the Third Disaster except for one thing. After the Second Disaster, people were moving around living by the land and seeing all the changes that came after the flooding. Sometimes two or three families stayed together. They built their spring time hunting and fishing camps and their fall camps. They usually built houses where they stayed in the winter time. Mostly, they had caribou-skin tents they put up at their camps. Sometimes they built houses there, too, if the fishing and hunting stayed good and they had good luck in that place. That is why they were scattered. They moved around where the hunting and fishing stayed good. Before the whalers came the Eskimos lived by the land. They made their tools and other things from the rocks and minerals around them and from the parts of the plants and animals. They had learned lots of things already about making weapons to hunt and traps and n

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IV. THE PEOPLE OF KAUWERAK The Eskimo population grew after so many years. Most of their places they settle along the ocean coast along Seward Peninsula north and up the rivers. There was no way to visit with other people in Alaska except the King Islanders and Little Diomede Islanders until after many years passed. The people of these islands had the same ancestors as the Kauwerak and they shared their ideas with each other. In those days, the people did not visit with the Siberian people on Big Diomede or even the St. Lawrence Island people. They did trade a little bit, though, to get engagement presents fo the women. When the time came for an Eskimo to take a wife, he looked around for woman he would like to live with the rest of his life. When he found one he liked, he watched her. He looked to see how she could work. He watched to see how many good jobs she could do. He looked carefully to see if she would make a good wife and if he make a good family with her. She had to

The First Disaster
THE FIRST DISASTER I. THE BOYHOOD OF EKEUHNICK Ekeuhnick was the name of a man of ancient times. His name was given by a prophet called Aungayoukuksuk. After the prophet gave his name, Ekeuhnick learned many things that would come to pass for his people. The Eskimo ancestors, Ekeuhnick's people, respected Ekeuhnick a lot because he knew more. He led his people into a better living of their life. Even though these people did not use their minds very much, they knew how to govern themselves. There were no fights among them; and they did not know what war was. When Ekeuhnick was a small boy, his father took him to a mountain. It was some distance away from the place the family stayed. This large mountain had many springs. Most of the animals would go to one special place to drink teh very clear water that flowed down from under the mountain top. The mountain was too steep for the animals to climb. Ekeuhnick's father told him: "This mountain is so sharp, men and animals cannot wal

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II. AUNGAYOUKUKSUK COMES A long time ago, when Ekeuhnick was a young man, he always went to watch the animals at the springs that flowed from the mounatain top. It was the place he visited with his father when he was a boy. Ekeuhncik went right to where the animals drank the clar water coming down from the top of the mountain. He saw many kinds of animals there. He aproached close to those animals and yet they did not seem to be afraid of him. He walked all around them. All they did was just look at him. Many times after this, the man went to this place. One day when he went to see the animals, there were none. No kind of animals went that day to drink water. Ekeuhnick went to the place on a warm sunny day, and like a dream, he saw in a vision all kinds of animals around the spring. He saw all kinds from elephant to very small creatures. He was so surprised he stopped. He marveled at what he saw. He said to himself: "Why do I see all these creatures?" Someone answered him. Who

The 1st Disaster Iv (i May Have To Spell The Inupiaq Words Right) Be Patient)
IV. HOW TO TELL TIME IS PASSING - THE ESKIMO CALENDAR After his people had moved a safe distance from the mountain, Ekeuhnick went back to the spring. He started before the sun went down toward the west. When he got there Aungayoukuksuk was sitting in the same place. He raised his hand and said: "Ekeuhnick, I am waiting for you. We will study weather tonight and we will carve a four corner stick for a calendar. At this time I will teach you how to keep track of the month of each moon. When the moon becomes a full moon that means one month has passed. The days all together in that month make up the time from one full moon to the next one, and we will give them a name." "The Eskimo calendar has twelve months for one year. It has names for each month. Each month is told by something to remember. April is the time of the New Year. To keep track of the months, Eskimos must carve a four corner stick. Along each side, on the edge, a notch will be carved out for each of the twelve months

How To Tell Weather
V. HOW TO TELL WEATHER Now, Aungayoukuksuk has told Ekeuhnick about the Eskimo calendar. It was still daytime. The old man said: "Come, Ekeuhnick, sit at this place and I will tell you what will happen many years from now. This will come in your time." "This part of the earth will change as the northwest part of the country moves faster and farther away from the sun. Now we all can see that the sun is close to this part of the earth. We will noticed the wind has come and the sun is not so warm any more. Later in this year, there will come a cold time. You will see a snow. It is real white snow and it will come and stay for some months. Then it will become warm weather again. This snow weather will be called "winter." Those other months will be called "summer." All together, twelve months to a year. "Tonight, I will show you how to go by the moon and stars to tell weather. You must tell your people about this. Keep this way to tell about the weather the same always. Never chang

The Warning
VI. THE WARNING On the third day after the people moved, Ekeuhnick went to the spring again before the sun went down. He rested and watched the animals drinking at the springs. He enjoyed seeing them. Later, he started back toward the place his people lived. Suddenly, he could feel the ground shaking under him. Three times the shaking of the ground passed under his feet. Then he heard a roared and a loud rumble. He looked back and saw that the great mountain was blowing up. The noise got worse and worse and he began to get scared. A big black smoke came out from the top of the mountain. A terrible red tongue of fire came out of the smoke. At the same time, red hot coals came out from the top and rolled down the side of the mountain toward the old place of his people. Ekeuhnick began to hear all kinds of confusion. He looked around and saw many kinds of birds and animals running and flying toward him. The animals were running away together, big and small, and the birds in the

The Last Visit
VII. THE LAST VISIT OF AUNGAYOUKUKSUK Two days after the eruption, Ekeuhnick woke up early and went to where he used to meet with Aungayoukuksuk. It was cold and the wind was blowing. The weather turned good when he came around to the place of the old man. He saw Aungayoukuksuk still sitting there in the same place. He ws glad to meet Ekeuhnick agian. "Now," said the old prophet, "You are to become my servant so you may serve and lead your people. You must go beyond this mountain on a long journey." Ekeuhnick sat down face to face with Aungayoukuksuk, He looked around the place. He saw a great change. There was only black rock, like water frozen, everywhere. There was no kind of green living thing around and not even a bird or animal anywhere. He saw that the water was still running from the springs same as ever. The place seemed deserted, it was so quiet. Aungayoukuksuk raised his arm and pointed to a mountain in the far distance. They could just make it out with their eye

The Disaster
VIII. THE DISASTER Soon after Ekeuhnick's last talk with Aungayoukuksuk, the words of the prophet began to come true. The sun was very warm one fine morning. Many different birds were singing in the trees. The moon was sailing before the sun, but the sun was not very far behind. Everything was the same as ever for the people. There were enjoying themselves and the children were playing. Ekeuhnick looked up and saw the sun was almost touching the moon. Later he looked up again. The sun touched theh moon. It seemed the sun was going behind the moon. Soon every person around the watching. They waited to see what was going to happen. They even began to ask Ekeuhnick: "Why is the sun so close to the moon?" Ekeuhnick told them they had better prepare for the change coming to the land. There were some who did not seem to believe him. Others, with Ekeuhnick, moved near a great cave close by the place they were staying. There are the only ones that survived when the disaster came.

Clothes
IX. CLOTHES When the disaster came, people did not wear clothes because the climate was warm. Now they covered their bodies and feet with skins of animals and birds, but this did not work very well. There was no way to make clothes. Ekeuhnick was the only one who could design clothes, even though he was a man. He had the Power of Imagination. Ekeuhnick went to work in his head, using the Power of Imagination. He saw in his mind how the clothes of people should be. He say how arms and legs should be covered, too. Ekeuhnick went into the trees and found a big piece of wood. When he found one the right size for a man, he worked and cut it until it was like his own shape. He looked at it for a long time. He tried to see in his imagination the best way to cover it so he could keep warm and still move around. He decided it most likely would take two pieces for a body to cover. These would have to be made from hides of the animals. This meant they would have to fastened together so

Fire
X. FIRE Keeping a fire in a cave to keep people warm was not easy. Everyone had to work tp keep the fire going. They were afraid that it would go out and they would get cold because they could not start it again. One day Ekeuhnick found a stone that could throw sparks. He discovered that when the stone was struck by another rock he could make the sparks go where he wanted them. He picked a plant that looked like cotton. When he put that cotton and grass together and threw sparks into it, it would get real hot and burn. He took a piece of dry wood that was wide and laid it on the ground. The other piece was rounded on the bottom. He made a little dent in the flat wood so the other stick would stay in place. Then he took his bow and looped it around the stick that stands up. When he moved the bow back and forth, the stand-up stick whirled real fast. He put the cotton plant around the dent. When the cotton stared to burn, he put it in some dry grass. Pretty soon he had a good f

Snow Comes
XI. SNOW COMES Ekeuhnick got along fine with his people because they respected his position of authority. Yet, the people had no feeling of inferiority. It was just that his knowledge was different in relation to that of the people. He tried to obey hte words of Aungayoukuksuk and to do whatever he said to do. He did his work without any complaints. Somehow, he tool more pride and enjoyment in what he was doing than anything he had ever done before. He saw that for the first time each man was necessary for the living of the whole people. The changed land meant everyone had to help each other in order to survive. There were some large animals still alive. Those had hair on their skin. Very few birds cam through the disaster. Many of the people of the land were frozen to death. Only those who stayed in the cave survived. There were only four families left. Ekeuhnick thought about the changes that had come already. "Now the people have clothes, but they cannot just pick up any

The First Net
XII. THE FIRST NET One day Ekeuhnick walked around in the woods. Among the trees he saw a spider web. There was a few flies in it. He sat down and watched. Soon the spider came and ate the juice out of the flies. Then, while Ekeuhnick watched, the spider left. Another fly came and got caught in the web. Ekeuhnick thought: "Suppose I make a string, small, and light, out of hide of a small animal. I could make a net just like this web to catch fish." So, he prepared o make a web to catch fish from water. He made thin strings from caribou hide. He knotted them together with even spaces between the knots to make a mesh. When it was completed, he put the web he had made in the creek and set it by fastening it to the bank. Sometimes in the morning he looked into the net. Some fish were caught in it. From then on, every man made a net. Some made them out of the sinews of the big animals with different size spaces between the knots so the nets had many kinds of meshes to catch the

The 1st Boat
XIII. THE FIRST BOAT One day Ekeuhnick went down to the river to look for fish to eat. The wind was blowing from the south. It was a stiff, windy day. While he looked for a fish along the bank of the river, the wind blew off a dry leaf from the tree. The leaf landed in the water. It was curled up and the stem stood up high. The wind carried that leaf across the water without damaging it. The leaf could ride on top of the water, and so nicely landed on the other side of the river. Ekeuhnick sat down on the bank and looked at that leaf. He thought about it. He said to himself: "Now, that leaf sailed over on top of the water across the river. Why can't a piece of wood float across float over the same as a leaf?" So, he cut some dry wood and shaped it like the leaf. He put on a stick for a mast and a leaf for a sail. He let it go on top of the water. The thing sailed across just like the leaf. Ekeuhnick had discovered how to build a boat. He was very pleased to find somethi

The 1st Houses
XIV. THE FIRST HOUSES One morning Ekeuhnick went out into the countryside with many problems to think about heavy in his mind. This ws because the world itself ws changing. He thought about how his people must face this new climate without ever having known any way of living exept the time when the country was warm. He pondered deep in his head about it. The people were not prepared to protect themselves from the cold or to find the food they needed now that the plants and animals were scarce. He could not follow Aungayoukuksuk's instructions about the journey to the distant mountain until his people were able to survive in the changed times. Ekeuhnick was worried. "How are we going to be when something else is added to this that we are already going through? Those people sure need some kind of home. This cold season is going to be aweful." Ekeuhnick found a dry place and sat down in the dead grass. It was a good place for thinking, he decided. He looked down beyond his feet.

Spring Comes
VII. SPRING COMES Soon the spring weather came. The sun was getting warm and the snow was melting. Birds of all kinds were coming to the country. Canadian geese were flying all over. Ekeuhnick and Silamui began to make skin boat according to their plan. The willows ane cottonwoods are ready to put together. They had lots of caribou raw hide strings, thongs, and ropes ready to bind the joints together. Soon the frame was finished. Next they sewed the skins together with thongs. They used many caribou skins because the boat was large. It was long and wide for they had lots of things to take home to show the people. While the men were sewing the hides together they saw the caribou skin ropes would not be strong enough for all the lashings to make the boat. They decided they would have to kill a bear to use. They must have this stronger hide to make ropes and thongs to bind the skin cover to the boat and to tie it inside to fasten it to the frame. They got a bear and cut the skin

The Way Back
VIII. THE WAY BACK A few days later Ekeuhnick and Silamui started down the river in the umaik. They planned to go down the river, across the big lake they saw from the mountain, and follow a river to the ocean. They would use the sun to guide them back to their people. Their journey would be a long trip. Ekeuhnick and his companion expected to explore and learn about the country as they traveled. They wanted to find useful things to make life better and easier. They wanted to do this for their people, not for themselves. Those two men were the first explorers to go into the land of no men to find out things to help their people. They had found a good place for successful hunting with lots of fishes, animals, birds, trees and plants. Still, those men had something more to explore. Ahead of them, on thier journey back to their people, were places they had not yet seen. Their plan to travel by boat was not easy. It was a new experience for them. Ekeuchnick and Silamui saw lots

The Return
IX. THE RETURN Ekeuhnick and Silamui had many things with them to show their people. They were things to help the people live a better and easier life. These men had learned ways of doing things that made living possible in the changed times. Ekeuhnick and Silamui became teachers. Soon the people were learning to make things like Silamui and Ekeuhnick had done, and they learned how to use them just fine. Before night time, on the day they came back, Ekeuhnick called the people together to tell them about their journey and to tell them about what they found and what they learned. They showed the people how to make tools to build the snares and traps and the other things to catch the animals, birds, and fishes. They told about the rich country where no men lived. They explained how this land could be a new home with plenty for everyone. They told about the better living they had found in that far off country and how they could travel there by using boats. They told stories about

People Move
X. THE PEOPLE MOVE It was still cold and the ocean was frozen fat out to sea. The poeple were geting hungry. One evening the men talked about finding a way to catch seals from under the shore ice. They had not hunted seals before. A few days later one of the men caught a seal out on the ice. He caught it with a spear. The spear had a skin rope on it to haul the seal out of the water. Later, every man made a spear like the one to catch seals because it worked so good. Some of the men brought in seals every day. Whoever hunted caribou brought in caribou every day, too. The hunting was good. When the spring season came the people gathered the long pieces of beach wood to be ready for building the boats. In March the men began to cut long driftwood into the right sizes for the boat frame. The people named this time Sainotoavick just as Aungayoukuksuk had foretold. Soon the people had everything they needed to begin building the boats. They had made all kinds of light rawh

How To Make Love (recipe)
RECIPE: HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 soft, warm mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Who Knew Your Feet Could Say So Much
What Your Feet Say About You: You are pretty average in your expressiveness. You can express yourself well, but you don't always want to. You are a somewhat passionate person. A few things get you very fired up, but you're usually pretty laid back. You are an assertive person at times. You'll pull out all the stops to get what you want, if it's worth it. You take a while to fall in love, but once you do, you stay pretty attached to your partner. You are not afraid of anything. You are brave and courageous, even when most people would be terrified. You are very practical and down to earth. You're more concerned with action than thoughts. You are an amazingly hard worker. You aren't spoiled and you don't mind getting your hands dirty. You are easily influenced by other people. You're quite impressionable, so you should only be around people who are a good influence. What Do Your Feet Say About You?

Traveling Day
My paid vacation started today!!!That government stimulus direct deposit was right on time today too.....WOO HOO!!! Other than that,going to ATL means some closure for me.I don't feel any desire to live there anymore.It's now either staying in Milwaukee or new opportunities elsewhere....likely next year though.

Stinkfist
Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimu-lation numbs me and I wouldn't have It any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you Till you will not have me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything.

Hello
Hello everyone! im gonna be goin to Burgess Virginia for a few weeks and i need some info.... whats there to do and anyone wanna meet up? LOL i dont wanna be bored when i get there so any help would be possible... Thank You

Story
Erica and I had just gotten home from the club and were beat. Our Friday nights usually went on and on at the clubs. Most of the time spent dancing and drinking. Erica turned to me and said she was going to take a shower before we headed off to bed. I grinned inside, made up some lame line about being hungry, and was going to make something to eat. She nodded at me and stripped bare as she walked to the bathroom, tossing her clothes onto the floor. "Damn she's got a hot body!" I thought to myself. I waited for a few minutes, to try and make her believe that I really was getting something to eat. I frequently hopped in the shower with her and she's hardly ever surprised. I quietly stripped down in the kitchen and snuck into the bathroom. The tiny bathroom was filled with steam and the scent of her soap. I could feel myself grow hard as I crept up to the bathtub. I slowly pulled the shower curtain aside and there she was. Her back was to me, the water and soap blending and cascading down

Deep In It
This Coptic woman's use of the word blueprint (demand for them in earlier yrs) suggests to me intensity. (heated conditions of forced thought scenarios, is how I define this struggle=then for me) My brother said quite similarly that he loves "models." Like for behavior & episteme. Dreams were my alliterative path for so long, were blueprints I thought I could count on, & one image left me wanting less of what I imagined & more of the outward fact, where I think the answer lies. A hulking corporeal auditory skinned-toned mass is what flashed in my mind's eye waking up one morning, just as Dylan sang "horns that blow in my face w/scorn." It was instructive because it countered me-as something receptive, but instead rather I was just a potential. I was basically dreaming of a sensory reality & expectant, but not solvent. There is this musician guy, I often refer to, whose perceptive way to evaluate anything thru his lyricism, is left open to scrutiny, because in the end it has everyt

Missing You
Dad its been just over a year since you passed away. I Still dont know why God had to take you from me especially when things were just starting to seem normal.I get so angry. I think you knew you were going and you wanted to make peace with me and that sucks even more when you think about it because you knew something wasn't right. And that is when you decided to make things right with me. It hurts me to think how you never really wanted anything to do with me until my 21st birthday then you die 2 months later. Come on lets be real. I have anger issues with you right now. I have unfinished business with you. How fair is that. You can clear up your unfinished business with me so you can die happy what about me. What happens when I die and I still haven't found my peace with you. I haven't said the things I wanted to say and I haven't been able to do the things I wanted to do. You said the night of my birthday "God can take me I'm ready I dont care." And I told you not to say that and y

Poem
Look at your house , it’s empty Kind of like my heart when you left my soul no longer urns for your touch you where there but now your gone is he really that much better then me you left with out saying good bye you never even cared, your shallow you have a cruel heart and bad intentions I should have know to ever believe you I know better to trust any one now and that’s is all because of you I don’t wish you the best I hope he breaks your heart into pieces when he does my arms wont be open I will not take you back , I will have moved on you will been a distance memory then My life will be better and yours for once I will have over came you , the tide will have turned and thoughts of you will be gone and finally I will have moved on

Mothers
thank you to all the mothers on this special day. as the proud son to a very intelligent mom today is the day you should do nothing but expect everything. for all you do, say and keep to yourself, thank you if i had enough bucks, id buy all the moma and milf a round

Special High Intensity Training ( S.h.i.t)
Good Morning Employees: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training ( S.H.I.T) We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, yo

Domestic Government: The Abuse Of The Analytical
Analytical philsophy if you can even call that philosophy has enjoyed it's comparatively analytically situated brother science's successful domain for some time now, and used it to launch it's own campaign. For the most part this two fold system does exist in the most basic division of philosophy, if there is such a most primordial division, the rational, and the empirical. Both in accordance with each other, and neither contradicting the other. Not only does analytical philosophy prevent the biologist, and the physicist from talking to the theologist, and the philosopher, but it encourages, and makes statements as to why it cannot be done. This in fact eminates from the internal facts about the reasons for the division of philsophy, at least primordially. It also eminates from the fact that because each portion of the division rests on a thesis pertinent to that division, it becomes impossible to use the two outside of the division with each other. This permutation

Never Again
(this blog was retrieved from my old profile that I am currently locked out of) Never again will you be alone. You have gone through this life as a victim, and that has now changed. I have fallen truly in love with you and my love for you will never die. Your heart is a fragile thing and with all my being I will protect it. I will fight death itself to save you. I will be your teacher and show you what it means to live again. You are never going to feel alone ever again. I am the one person that undertands your deepest feelings. I embrace them even when they scare me. I will walk with you hand in hand, heart to heart to fight through the demons within you. I am here to stop the bleeding in your heart, to end the once never ending pain. You have healed me and I will heal you my love. To release the pain you feel inside, you need a man that will take that pain for you and let you release it into me. As the man that has fall so deeply in love with you, I have that ability and desire to

Indecision
Turmoil burns within her. Searing thoughts of indecision. Thinking to be or not to be? Aching questions unanswered. Alive with a previous unknown pain. Burning alone, him in her thoughts.. Denying decisions too pertinent. Feeling tense and ever so swollen. Passion for the unknown begs within her. She rests her weary head.. -------------------------------------- Copyright owned solely by me. No unauthorized usage allowed.

Single Tear Shed
No heart beats for me. Alone and seering in thoughts. Single tear shed. Wanting to have you. Needing to feel you, touch you. Love from afar. Not to savour, to taste. Empty thoughts of you now. Scared he is of the heart. His heart, his soul needing me. Not to give, but to run.. My mind yearns. Single tear shed. Alas, no more. Eternal does not exist. Souls that once touched. Should be no more. ------------------------------ Copyright belong solely to me. DO not reproduce in anyway without express written approval.

Doubts
Feeling a tightness deep within me. Wanting something so much, waiting. Thinking of what may follow. A slight touch, leading to more.. Soft kisses of a quiet desperation. Need, a longing to have it. Touchable To taste, to smell, to FEEL... Tightness uncoiling, soft caress.. Breath releasing, giving herself over. To what? Where will this go. Ready..Set..No..Stop.. As doubts creep in, tightness invades.. (Copyright belongs to me. No use without written approval from me)

Bad Love
bad love... nothing to ever be quite the same an innocense lost, my innocense the truth i was so determined not to dig for, has been unburied it doesnt only hurt, it left scars so deep that life makes me have to deal with yet i cannot help but feel saddened by these memories meaningless and pointless as it is to beat myself up over this dead weight trying to dole punishment out on myself for something his crude love did to me not loving me should have been enough but to cause so much pain on the young with feelings of abandonment and helplessness at a life that stays darkened and sad forgotten and lost in this chaotic world how do i find myself with a broken soul? ____________ Copyright protected. Sole ownership belongs to me. NO unauhorized posting or usage without express written approval from me.

Un-named
un-named A litany of hopelessness overwhelming and enveloping my very soul............. tormenting, taunting thoughts so heterous my aching heart......... will the answers come to these haunting questions giving freedom............ cursing my mind restricting my soul hell to live daily............. life in a tortured soul these questions unanswered burning my mind........... ____ Written by me.. Copyright protected to me.

No Threnody
There is no threnody for utter darkness, Nor dirge for nothingness, nor song for silence. I sing to you in all your piercing presence. You are not gone, but haunting in your nearness. My pain is unrelenting in its starkness, Unmerciful. Your ever-present absence Becomes the heart of me, my grieving essence, As I hold you in the shadow of your stillness. Ah, my darling! I'll not let you go Though years pass through the chamber of my sorrow And memory alight upon my will. Sweet winds may through my open windows blow, Yet I will sing to you upon the morrow And dance with you across the sunlit sill. --------------------------------------- DO NOT use as copyright belongs to me..

My World
a father that never cared a mother in her own world middle child without thought life is but an existance to her... no one to make her laugh at what life should have to give... if given but a chance to know beauty of a true heart, just once... a victim of lifes circumstance yet she lives life with all she has... such pain caused by others reaching outside herself to no one... alone in tortured silence no one to show her a chance of trust.... (written when I was around 11) ----------------------- DO NOT use as ownership and copyright belongs to me

Just As A Wave Is Lifted By The Shore
Just as a wave is lifted by the shore, Then breaks across the slowly rising sand, So as I watch you weep my feelings pour Across the wash of what I understand. I wish I could just take you in my arms And all your pain could melt into my chest, And all the violence of passing storms Could pass through me and finally come to rest. No words can set things right or presence lend A miracle to light your darkened way, But there is solace in a loving friend And comfort in what I don't have to say. Whatever circumstance you cannot bear, Just turn to me, and you will find me there. --------------------------------------------- Copyright protected and solely owned by me

Crystal
Crystal loves her moments in the sun, Restructuring the light to fit her mood. Yellow turns to purple, pink, and green, Shimmering with all a life can mean, The deepest thoughts upon which one can brood. All this without a thought she does for fun, Living timeless in a world serene. ------------ NO unauthorized usage. I own copyright to my poetry.

Never There
i am but what i am.. lost in anguish no hope where are those others the others lost and alone.. solitary life of the unknown dangers hiding from life many people many faces coming into the dark alone eyes seeing, yet all is lost hearing what was never there. ----------------------------- copyright protected. Sole ownership belongs to me. NO UNAUTHORIZED use.

Possessed
We are possessed of free will It is crucial to exercise this For nothing in predetermined Most people hold no strength In upsetting life's very scheme Inherantly bringing about war & disaster Visionaries doing no good for others Yet we can each possess the strength SO few choose to exercise free will to change such a trouble laden world... ---------- copyright protected. Copyright belongs to me. No unauthorized use allowed.

Sorrows
Where must all dead souls retreat? To whence they cometh from? Souls inherently bad Sorrows follow, sorrows continue Doing the biding of the blind the desolute, the deaf? Souls controlling a world unbeknownst retreating at signs of strength Blackness evading the bright Disappear lost one into the night... -------------- Copyright belong to me. NO unauthorized use allowed.

Perhaps
A cyclone of enmity is enveloping my heart expressing a desire of will turrential blackness invades disenchantment found in love a shrouded heart baying to be enlightened, lifted Hopeful to unmar a brokeness Another heart selected carefully Could this provide depth? titilating my every whim being goaded by the ill-defined but clearly felt sexually a heart in sufference needful desires to be free a bright cloud on the horizon? The risk of a found love? so enormous to penetrate the soul Yet unfallable desire for a heart trying to be whole perhaps enchantment found? (Copyright belongs to me)

When I'm On The Mic ... Another By The, Wordsmith, The Microphone Bully
How many stupid mother fuckas wannna try and test the Wordsmith? Step up right here and now because today is where your life ends I told you time and TIME again my friend, I'm not the one to fuck with because your best my friend is where the toilet and my ass is I weave a style so deadly that it tends to cause conniptions so bitch swallow ya tongue because a seizure is what you'll end with I told you all before this Boogie Down nigga is so wicked, My amazing styles and flows causes, slow songs, flowers and caskets I'll do it this one time and give it up, here is my government, Richard the Chef is The best, come on kid, step in the oven Cookin' up MCs who have the nerve to think they then can stop me Well here it goes 1 - 2 - 3, that's ya best? Nigga ya sloppy Don't hold me back hold up wait a minute, this kid tried to flex I pulled back bladow, sprayed up his mother fuckin chest! Where ya layin and I'm standing is the result son I'm the realest

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Mumms
OH MY GOD!!Seriously people need to realize that people will post mumms for various reasons. One may just be to settle a dispute between friends you never know so why the hell start shit and just keep sayin stupid shit to piss people off. Its fuckin childish and ridiculous. If you dont have anything Nice to say then please dont comment. Seriously because its a crock of crap to have people bitch about your mumms but yet they dont post them them selves. If you dont like the topic or you dont want to vote dont. Be a bigger person and do whats right. Dont fuck with people cause that is just pathetic.

Poem
searching never finding a hole inside for hiding a grave site if your lucky a place to contemplate nothing everything is not how it should be all i remember is the fucking chemotherapy i watched you take your last today its all too fucking real today.

Fun At Work
A little fun at the office… So there you are standing behind me. I’m sitting at my desk, tits bulging out of my tight blouse. Top buttons undone… Legs apart with my skirt hiked up. As I write, I finger my pussy. Standing above me, your eyes linger on my tits. Your cock grows hard. You make your way back to your desk and sit down. Now you are facing me and your eyes are drawn back to my open legs. You have an unobstructed view of my pussy. With my panties pushed aside allowing my fingers full access. To try to hide your discomfort, you allow your hand to rest casually in your lap, trying to conceal your erection. You pretend not to look at me. Your eyes sweep around the office, monitoring our co-workers, all busily writing and typing at their desks. When your eyes return to me, you find me staring straight into your. My lips are parted in a half smile. I lick them showing my pink tongue. I half close my eyes and continue to finger-fuck my pussy. I put the end of the pen in my m

1/2 Man 1/2 Boy
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but h

Summer Sweat
Silky sweat on skin- internal humidity, he's on my mind again. I'm dreaming summer stroking, on blankets hidden in grass-green groves- that no one knows but us. Lips that whisper-moan words unheard but felt, and twisted by teasing tongues that make breathing hard- and thought unthinkable. My eyes are closed against too-bright sun, and too-sharp eyes that delve deep into places I keep hidden even from him. Then weight disappears- and hands that held mine trapped are pulling me higher, as earth and air and self explode-contract and I'm crying- as my eyes open, and my hands reach for a face that's not there. Only my bedroom ceiling, and the air-conditioner is broken again.

Alone
Alone I close my eyes I can picture you in my mind Your lips play against my flesh To my surrender; I respond in kind Commanding kisses greet softened lips Moistened pink meets twin Tiny sounds of pleasure sweet Echo from deep within You press, demanding, into me Silken heat radiates through Fingers whisper over your skin Slowly learning every inch of you No proof against these dreams do I claim As your fingers find my need Back arches in pleasure As for your touch I plead Flames reach higher Raging to fevered heights Bodies quiver against the other Screams into the night Clinging to one another Seeking sanctuary during the thunder Shaking our bodies, souls and minds Faces filled with new found wonder Fire darkened midnight blues flutter Eyes gaze over empty bed Touching over the lonely pillow Remembering once more, its all in my head.

Hourglass
Our life, nothing but grains of sand moving through an invisible hourglass of time. Every moment, everlasting and ever-changing, slippi ng through my fingers, as I turn the pages of my journey into unwritten eternity. To the moments of love and pleasure, to nights of question and pain. To those who have changed you for good, and events that made you who you are today. To the past and our memories of time spent together and alone. Our cocktail of accomplishments mixed with how we`ve become known, awaits a final toast to our existence and our passing

Liquid Being
Dripping strings of emotion A melting web entangling my mind I have ceased to be Yet here I am I am nothing And everything All at once Fade to shine Raw blue fingers Painting valleys Red eyes Such anger and rage Painted with life Soaked with feeling And now Liquefied with pain Longing to be whole Though I am all I need to be Secrets locked away Trembling with anticipation One day No longer a puddle The sun will caress me My eyes will be opened Nothing can touch me For I am nothing Yet everything And I fade to shine

Mirage
Mirage, vision challenged mental want recognized the things longed for Reflection, of true reality forced upon us by life genetics sealed our fate Ripples, running across time magnify the ware on ourselves all experiences resurface Miracles, co me out renewing our imagination forcing us to return to youth Creativity, will emerge from deep inside our souls bringing all emotion to surface Sensitivity, i s unleashed breaking the boundaries of aggression releasing the strong power of want

Rainfall
I shield from the rainfall, as a natural response under my umbrella, And I stay dry through the scene. I discovered you, Walking your harmonous soul on the waterlogged pavement, and wearing a smile so permanent. Well-chosen, bright, beautiful rainfall divine, And I must shield from the falling, He said: "Why do you hide yourself under an umbrella? Such a beautiful fille , 'tan bella' You're like a beautiful flower-- you need to bloom-- this rainfall is for you, Because flowers need water to live." And for once I smiled A smile of relieve...

Getting Off
Can you feel the emotions, taste the passion can you smell the fire a blazing satisfaction dreams so real can they be true fantasy role playing just me and you sexy actions no matter the place the thurst for satisfaction its quenching sexual taste hands in place a body to please kisses place softly flesh close to me eyes closed tight visions in the mine enjoying the moment this place, this time tensed muscles then body turns soft that is the pleasures of getting off.

Diamonds
You are like the diamond You glimmer and glow And shine so brightly Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth, your heat Only to find none You are like the diamond You are bright and strong But you have no warmth, or love It's a terrible game To play with people's hearts Like mine You are like the diamond You will last longer than most But you will have no love No warmth to back up that bright light So what kind of life will it be? Besides long? Will you regret it someday? Regret being so much like the diamond Regret being so cold And look for me A find me gone? Can I ever leave? No, I can never leave you I am drawn to this cold light This false sense of warmth you give I keep wishing and hoping That someday, you will give warmth But, this will never be Diamonds last forever

Dream
here i sit, thinking only of u wondering what is to become of us understanding all u have been thru hoping to slowly gain ur trust my heart aches for u and also i yearn i want to understand u in hopes that i will learn your unique and special qualities amaze me your smile your mind your voice and its beautiful sound your eyes your hair your ability to cheer me up when you see that i am down my feelings for you go beyond that of words and at first it didn't seem real but that just taught me a lesson in doubting what i feel it seems i dreamed you into life and the reason for my stare the bluest sky the deepest sea don't even compare you're so very special in every single way and thoughts of you run thru my head every hour of the day i hope that you will understand just how i feel about you i want to be your guiding hand for all that you go thru

He Calls To Me
He calls to me across the miles night winds carry his whispers they float on the breeze and through my window falling gently upon my ears - Hush- I hear him now He calls to me from the heavens glitterin stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes when he looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see him now He calls to me thru my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep where we laugh and love once again I am in his arms I feel him now He calls to me Every moment of every day distance couldn't keep us apart when destiny drew us together I'll hold him for eternity as long as he keeps calling

Walk With Me
Walk with me, the path of life to explore every bend of the road enjoy with me the beauty of life along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each others arms when grief crosses our path find strength with me, in each others strength when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh to enlighten anothers distress cry with me, a single true tear to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life as they need to be preserved rejoice with me, in the mysteries of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each others souls when the world has gone insane find love with me, in each others hearts until this life has been fulfilled And when the path has come to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within

Lesson
An epic adventure known as life filled with happiness served alongside with strife a double edge sword that saves the day but when its all over it takes everything away why do we try why do we pray because in the end we know we have a price to pay should I take two coins to cross the river Styx when I die at the end should I write a letter telling everyone good bye will my body give its last breath and just fade away into the sky is there an easy way out, that won't make me cry I think not, I believe life is harder then we think we make one mistake and it spreads out like ink it stains our souls well our innocence starts to shrink we are all on the brink of our bodies becoming extinct we never know when we will meet our end so what message will you leave, what lesson will you send to those who know you, to the ones who do not will they remember your life, will they know how you fought realize now that Life never ends, it only changes form like how a perfect sunny day

Dare To Dream
Close your eyes and spread your wings Make a wish and dream good dreams Don't ever say you'll never tell Cause life is short and very frail Just be still and take a look Before you know it, you'll be hooked Then once in a blink of an eye You'll soon realize it was all a lie Up you look and there they're gone Why two days feel so long? What was once there has disappeared Now, love is the one thing to fear Why say go when it was no You open your eyes only to find What lied there was your sign So close your eyes and spread your wings Make a good wish and LIVE your dreams!

Life
You do what you're suppose to do, with no frown or fuss not because you want to but because you must day after day it's like a routine don't have too much to say you only do the right thing soon you feel empty but you don't know what it could be you want no sympathy but it's something you can't see everything used to make sense but now you're lost in a maze you feel so tense and you pray for better days something just doesn't seem right you look for an answer that's not there you stay awake all night but you feel like no one cares it's right in your face and you think it's safe or should you forget? things don't seem the same but what should you do? you think you should change but change for who? understanding means nothing to you now your heart is pronounced deceased this should you allow or find your missing piece?

Society At Hand
Howdy Howdy Howdy, Kevin here to ramble a bit on something ... not sure what ... but it'll come to me no worries. First thing ... I love this site It's so much fun ... sorry that I don't have alot of pictures or anything ... I like suspense lol anywho my official hallo to all of the FU

Feelings
I keep looking for comfort from you i sit and wonder if your love is true you see me crying inside you have to know I'm dying don't you see these tears don't you see the hurt from so many years the little girl that was hurt so bad is now 29 years old and utterly sad no one to listen or even to talk to recalling memories that hurt me through and through the things you ask of me it triggers a memory memories I'd rather forget memories embedded in my mind, completely set the hurt, the pain and anger won't go away I wonder who "loves me" and will turn their back today I can't explain how I feel inside Feelings of abandonment rush in like the tide Ghosts haunt me no matter where I go I do love you still, that you should know I wish you could understand I would be there holding your hand I would take away all your pain So in the end, you'd have a life to gain but for me, darkness is all I see No happiness for this little girl is to be The adult lives her life takin

"centennial Bulb" Still Burning After 107 Years
Wed May 14, 2008 10:44AM EDT Hanging about 18 feet high in the engine bay of a Livermore, California firehouse, a humble, low-watt light bulb has been burning almost continuously since 1901. Take that, halogen! The Los Angeles Times (via Boing Boing) recently ran a story on the remarkably resilient Centennial Bulb—a four-watt, curlicue carbon-filament lightbulb that, give or take a few brief interludes, has been burning for 24 hours a day, seven days a week for more than a century. The bulb has become something of a lucky charm for Livermore firefighters, who (according to the LA Times story) won't even dust off the bulb for fear of damaging it. Indeed, when the department moved to a new fire station in 1976, firefighters decided to cut the power cord rather than unscrew the fragile bulb from its socket. A motorcade of fire trucks then accompanied the Centennial Bulb (which, according to Wikipedia, was only off for about 10 minutes during the short journey) to its new home

Wonder Woman Does Back To Back Hh
It's A DOUBLE Shot Of Wonder Woman! May 18 @ 3pm-5pm (fu-time) Wonder Woman Will Be Watching Over All Of Fubar And Hosting NOT One, But TWO BACK TO BACK HAPPY HOURS!! Join me by showing her all the love she deserves during her: SUPER BACK to BACK DOUBLE SHOT of HAPPY HOURS!! So please, Please, PLEASE!! SAVE those 11s until 3pm-5pm (fu-time) WONDER_WOMAN¢â Founder_Of_Justice_League OWNED BY CHUCKIIBOO Fu-Owner Of Joe & BASSTRACKER

Robotic Suit Could Usher In Super Soldier Era
By MARK JEWELL, AP Business Writer Thu May 15, 1:44 PM ET Rex Jameson bikes and swims regularly, and plays tennis and skis when time allows. But the 5-foot-11, 180-pound software engineer is lucky if he presses 200 pounds — that is, until he steps into an "exoskeleton" of aluminum and electronics that multiplies his strength and endurance as many as 20 times. With the outfit's claw-like metal hand extensions, he gripped a weight set's bar at a recent demonstration and knocked off hundreds of repetitions. Once, he did 500. "Everyone gets bored much more quickly than I get tired," Jameson said. Jameson — who works for robotics firm Sarcos Inc. in Salt Lake City, which is under contract with the U.S. Army — is helping assess the 150-pound suit's viability for the soldiers of tomorrow. The suit works by sensing every movement the wearer makes and almost instantly amplifying it. The Army believes soldiers may someday wear the suits in combat, but it's focusing for now on ap

Company To Reprint Yearbooks After Head Switching
Sun May 18, 2:57 AM ET McKINNEY, Texas - School officials say they are appalled by altered photos — including heads on different bodies — in hundreds of McKinney High School yearbooks delivered this week. Besides the head and body switching, some necks were stretched, one girl's arm was missing, and another girl's head was placed on what appeared to be a nude body, with the chest blurred. A spokeswoman for Minnesota-based Lifetouch National School Studios Inc. said the alterations were "an unfortunate lapse in judgment" by an employee but didn't believe it was malicious. The high school had required Lifetouch to make heads the same size and eyes at the same level in all student photos, company spokeswoman Sara Thurin Rollin said Saturday. The request was "unusual and definitely very particular, but that's not to suggest what happened here is acceptable," she said. Rollin declined to say if the company fired or reprimanded the employee who altered the images. She said

Things So Far
Having Mike here has really helped in a lot of ways already adn this is going on his 4th day here. So far I've only broken down once and that was cause of a song that I had him listen to. We had a small talk the first night he was here and it just blows me away you know? I mean we're always going through the same shit at the same time. He and I are so much alike on the inside too. We've both been through so much in life and the only real difference is that he's a lot stronger on the inside than I am. But already I've been more focused on my life. I still think about her and sure it still rages the LIVING FUCK out of me cause of all the bullshit, but it doesn't drag me down as much as it was before. I don't break down about it at least. Be a lot more talks about shit. I know I've had my problems and some of it I can't help since it is inherited from my dipshit of a father. Thanks a lot Joel you worthless piece of shit. Just one more thing in your shittyass legacy for me to d

Listen
Now halt your minds and listen to their cry From northern alters formed of snow and ice, Beneath celestial curtains in their sky, The wolves give evensong of sacrifice. All creatures stop- transfixed by somber hymns Which rise from frozen mountains to the stars To one whose understanding never dims, Who walked with man and also bears the scars. The howling joins the wind which sweeps the earth Angelic zephyrs sing like flute and fife And reach the ears of one who from his birth Has dared deny the sacredness of life. This man, now trembling, sees upon his wall A young wolf's head he shot- to his distress, That prophet's head brings judgement on us all, Like one who also cried in wilderness. So listen now- we may not have so long; Please listen to the crying voice and care, And pray that we may never end the song Of wolves and wind that fills the arctic air.

Life!!!!
Hey whats up everyone!!!! Well what can i say about life! their comes in a persons life when you realize that not everything should go according to plan. The reason i'm saying that is people make goals, plans and hopes but not all the time they go as they want them to. If they do then your very fortunate that they have because people die or get hurt when the unexpected happens, but things happen for a reason i guess in times, then again things happen because your not fully aware of what is going on and by that you don't see what your doing that causes things to go wrong. In all what i'm trying to say is that OPEN YOUR EYES cause you only live once and you have to make the best of it!!!! "Carlito"

Coconut Biscotti
Coconut Biscotti 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/8 teaspoon grated whole nutmeg 3/4 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 large eggs 1 cup flaked sweetened coconut Preheat oven to 300Â°. Lightly spoon flour into dry measuring cups; level with a knife. Combine flour and next 4 ingredients (through nutmeg). Place sugar, vanilla, and eggs in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at medium speed 2 minutes or until thick. Add flour mixture and coconut; stir to combine (dough will be very sticky). Turn dough out onto a heavily floured surface; knead lightly 7 or 8 times. Shape dough into a 15 x 3-inch roll. Place roll on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper, and pat to 1-inch thickness. Bake at 300° for 40 minutes or until roll is golden brown. Cool for 5 minutes on a wire rack. Cut roll diagonally into 20 (1/2-inch-thick) slices; stand slices, upright on baking sheet. Bake 20 minutes (cook

Crockpot Caramel Apples
Caramel Apples for Crockpot Caramel apple recipe for the crockpot or slow cooker. INGREDIENTS: 2 packages (14oz each) caramels 1/4 cup water 8 medium apples, such as McIntosh, Gala, or Fuji sticks for apples PREPARATION: In slow cooker, combine caramels and water. Cover and cook on high for 1 to 1 1/2 hours, or until caramels are melted, stirring frequently. Meanwhile, line a baking pan with wax paper; butter the paper. Wash and dry the apples. Insert a stick into stem end of each apple. Reduce crockpot heat to LOW. Note: If the caramel does happen to scorch, put it through a mesh strainer and discard any dark particles. Put the sauce into a saucepan or back into the cleaned slow cooker and keep warm while you dip the apples. Dip apple into hot caramel; turn to coat entire surface. Holding apple above pot, scrape off excess accumulation of caramel from bottom apple. Place coated apples on prepared wax paper in pan. As you near the bottom of the pot, use a sp

Mississippi Mud Pie
Mississippi Mud Pie Yield: 12 servings 2 cups graham cracker crumbs 1/4 cup white sugar 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 (12 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed 3/4 cup white sugar 8 ounces cream cheese, softened 1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix 1 (3.4 ounce) package instant butterscotch pudding mix 3 cups milk Thoroughly blend graham cracker crumbs, 1/4 cup sugar, and butter. Press firmly in bottom of 9x13 inch pan. Blend together half the whipped topping, 3/4 cup sugar, and softened cream cheese. Spread mixture on top of crust. Whip together the puddings and milk and spread on top of cream cheese mixture. Top with remaining whipped topping.

Dreamsicle Mousse
Dreamsicle Mousse 1 box Sugar free orange Jell-O (3 ounce) 1 box Sugar free white chocolate instant pudding (3 ounce) 1 small can mandarin oranges (drained) 1 (8-ounce) container Fat free cool whip Dissolve Jell-O in 1 cup boiling water. Add 1 cup cold water, mix well. Let set for 5 minutes. Using an electric mixer, mix the dry pudding into the Jell-O until well blended. Fold in the mandarin oranges and the cool whip. Chill for several hours till firm. Variations: Strawberry Jell-O with fresh strawberries; lime Jell-O with pineapple; or peach Jell-O with peaches

Bubby's Sour Cream Pancakes
Bubby's Sour Cream Pancakes Makes 16 These pancakes, practically the signature dish at Bubby's, were inspired by James Beard's excellent recipe. Half the milk called for in Mr. Beard's recipe is replaced with sour cream, resulting in a fluffy, deep golden griddlecake. Though you can measure the dry ingredients ahead of time, don't make this batter more than six hours in advance. You'll get the fluffiest and most tender pancakes if you use the batter within three to six hours of making it. Serve with plenty of butter and maple syrup or one of Bubby's thick fruit sauces. 2 tablespoons sugar 4 cups all-purpose flour 5 teaspoons baking soda 2 1/2 teaspoons salt 4 eggs 1 1/2 cups sour cream 1/3 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled 2 3/4 cups milk Sift the sugar, flour, baking soda and salt into a large mixing bowl. In a medium mixing bowl, beat the eggs with a wire whisk or electric beater until foamy. Add the sour cream, melted butter and milk. Beat briefly

Home Made Tassels
How To Make Tassels for Home Decorating By Kathy Wilson Tassels are a wonderful accessory in almost any room, they can be formal or informal, simple or ornate. And they can cost a fortune! Here is an easy way to make them at home. Add detail to your rooms for the price of a skein of yarn! These are directions for a simple tassel and ideas for how to use them in your room. Tassels can be adorned with more detail with beads or gems. You will need a skein of yarn or embroidery floss. I really like the textured yarns because they give a real interesting look to your finished tassel. Embroidery floss will give a more formal, smoother look, and a smaller tassel. You will need an object to use as a template. Something thin and sturdy, like a book, or a video tape, depending on the size of tassel you are making. Starting at the bottom of the template, start wrapping around your object from 12-20 times, depending on the thickness you desire for your tassel,

Home Made Board Games
Home Made Board Games! When I was a child and was first discovering the joys of board games, among my favorites were the classics "Chutes and Ladders," "Candy Land," and "Chinese Checkers." Their timeless appeal to children lies in the simplicity of the basic "rules" of all three. The goal is to start at one point and finish at another, and to have fun along the way. When my two daughters were old enough to understand the above concept, I thought about purchasing one or two simple games for them. But then an idea came to me. Why not take simplicity up a notch or two? I had all of the ingredients for a new and original board game on hand: A large pad of newsprint, a big box of crayons, a pair of kid's scissors, and a pair of dice. So, I sat on the floor with the girls (and one of their friends). On the first page of the pad I drew a wavy line that started on one side and meandered around the page until it reached the other side. We then took turns drawing circles about the size

Adult Party Games
New Year's Eve is approaching and you are hosting an adult only party. You have the usual stack of board games, movies to watch and great food and drink. But this New Year's Eve you want to do something different. Try some of these party games for a fun filled evening. 1. Adult Belly Dance Competition - Have the women judge the men in an exotic dance contest this New Year's Eve! All you need are scarves and some exotic Arabic music. Have the men cover there faces with the scarves, pull up or take off their shirts to expose their bellies. Start the music and watch the fun begin. They could dance at the same time or one at a time for 30 seconds each. Have prizes for the things like the "most voluptuous", the "sexiest". Make sure there are enough prizes for everyone to win something. 2. Charades - Make it a New Year's Eve version of charades by acting out popular song, book or movie titles, events, or people that made the news during the year. Divide the group into 2 teams and deter

Candy Trains
What you'll need: Low temp hot glue gun Ribbons or yarn for hanging 1 roll of Life Savers (cylinder about 3 1/2" long) 1 small package of gum (3" x 3/4" x 3/8") 4 round wrapped candies (try peppermints) 1 Hershey's Kiss (this is by far the best shape) 1 large rectangular caramel-like candy 1 mini chocolate bar (1 1/2" x 1" x 3/8") How to make it: Glue the Life Savers roll to the gum package, letting the Life Saver roll stick over at both ends. Glue the peppermints to the lower sides for wheels. Push the caramel onto the Life Saver body to make the cab of the engine to help it adhere better. Glue in place. Cut the paper off the top of the Hershey's Kiss, then flatten the point a bit by pushing it against the table. Put a good sized blob of hot glue on the tip, and then adhere it to the Life Saver roll as shown. Glue the little chocolate bar on top of the cab for the roof. Tips: You can substitute a rectangular candy for the Life Savers. Jolly Ranchers work, and so does

Cookie Tin Time Capsule
Cookie Tin Time Capsule Difficulty: Average Parental supervision is recommended Capture your memories in a recycled cookie tin and have hours of fun doing it. Spend New Year's Day together with this family craft. What you'll need: * Cookie tin (or similar type); washed and dried * Rag * Sandpaper * Spray paint * "Painters" paint markers in assorted colors * Memorabilia How to make it: 1. Take lid off the tin. 2. Lightly sand the cookie tin (lid and bottom) all over on the outside to rough up the paint. 3. Wipe the cookie tin off with rag. 4. Spread out newspapers and place cookie tin on it. 5. Spray paint the cookie tin. Let dry. 6. Use paint markers to add your message. Some sample messages might be: * Time Capsule Don't open until New Years Eve 2010 * These are a few of my favorite things! (add music notes around the words) * Family members names could go around the exterior of the tin. 7. Let each member of your family place a few special items in the

Bird Seed Ornaments
Birdseed Ornaments There is such a crush of holiday activities leading up to Christmas that I wanted to come up with a fresh way to invite guests over to for a seasonal celebration. So in recent years, I’ve created a new tradition of throwing a garden party in early December. When guests arrive, they get into the spirit by joining me in decorating the garden to attract local wildlife. The festive decorations we create double as edible treats. To set a celebratory mood for the party, I do a little pre-decorating in the garden. Both guests and feathered friends are greeted at the door with a wreath decorated in dried fruit slices and berry ornaments accented with mini terra cotta pots filled with suet. I also like to wrap garlands around the entryway columns of the arbors. To save time and money I’ve found a neat little shortcut that turns inexpensive artificial garlands into something grand. I buy several long strands and then cover them with clusters of bundled live evergreen

Original Home Made Gifts
Inexpensive, Original Hand-Made Christmas Gifts By Gail Miller How many times when Christmas comes along do we end up spending a fortune on gifts for friends and family, which are not the least bit personal, and regretting it afterwards? These days we often seem to get caught up in a rush to spend as much as possible on commercialised products when in fact we could save money and give much better presents if only we applied ourselves to hand making them. Here I bring you a selection of lovely gifts which are easy to make and will certainly not break the bank. The recipients will love the fact that you have put your own time and effort into making the gifts and will treasure them. Personalised Recipe Book If one of your recipients is a vegetarian or has a penchant for curry, loves anything with tomatoes in or is a sucker for chocolate, make use of the fact by making a personalised recipe book. Start collecting appropriate recipes from books or magazines and purchase a small, ine

I Miss You
MISS YOU (key of: F) 1) THOUGHT I HEARD YOUR VOICE YESTERDAY WHEN I TURNED AROUND TO SAY, THAT I LOVED YOU, THEN I REALIZED, THAT IT WAS JUST MY MIND, PLAYIN’ TRICKS ON ME. 2) IT SEEMS COLDER LATELY AT NIGHT, AND I TRY TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON, EVERY TIME THE PHONE RINGS, I PRAY TO GOD IT’S YOU, I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE, THAT WE’RE THROUGH. CH) I MISS YOU, (I miss you) THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT (and I) AND I CAN’T DENY IT I MISS YOU, (I miss you) IT’S SO EASY TO SEE, I MISS YOU AND ME 3) IS IT DONE AND OVER THIS TIME, (Ooo ooo ooo ooo) HAVE WE REALLY CHANGED OUR MINDS, ‘BOUT EACH OTHER’S LOVE, ALL THE FEELINGS THAT WE USED TO SHARE, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE, THAT YOU DON’T CARE CH) I MISS YOU, (I miss you) THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT (and I) AND I CAN’T DENY IT I MISS YOU, (I miss you) IT’S SO EASY TO SEE BR) I’VE GOT TO GATHER MY SENSES TOGETHER, I’VE BEEN THROUGH WORST KINDS OF WEATHER. IF IT’S

Tricky & Chuckiiboo's Hh Marathon
Lets Show These Sweet Guys Some Mad Love... Chuckiiboo is Tryin To Go 4 Oriacle.. So Come Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hours Tomarrow at 2pm , 3pm and 5pm.. Tricky Is Going 4 Godfather.. Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hour At 4pm.. These Guys Will Show You Love Back... So Dont Miss Out On This.. Chuckiiboo Tricky

No Bake Peanut Butter'n Chocolate Cheesecake
No-Bake Peanut Butter 'n Chocolate Cheesecake Ingredients: * PEANUTTY-COCOA CRUST(recipe follows) * 1 package (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1-1/3 cups REESE'S Peanut Butter Chips * 1 can (14 oz.) sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk) * 1 cup (1/2 pt.)cold whipping cream Directions: 1. Prepare PEANUTTY COCOA CRUST; refrigerate. 2. Beat cream cheese and lemon juice in large bowl until fluffy; set aside. Place peanut butter chips and sweetened condensed milk in medium microwave-safe bowl. Microwave at HIGH (100%) 1 to 1-1/2 minutes or until chips are melted and mixture is smooth when stirred; add to cream cheese mixture, beating just until well blended. 3. Beat whipping cream until stiff; fold into peanut butter mixture until well blended. Pour over prepared crust. Cover; refrigerate until firm. To serve, remove side of spring form pan. Serve cold; garnish as desired. Cover; refrigerate leftover cheesecake. 10 to 12 ser

Cedar Plank Salmon
INGREDIENTS * 1 (12 inch) cedar plank * 2 tablespoons sesame oil * 3 tablespoons brown sugar * 1 teaspoon dried dill weed * 1 tablespoon sesame seeds * 3 tablespoons water * 4 (6 ounce) salmon fillets, with skin * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper (optional) * 1 tablespoon soy sauce (optional) * 1 lemon, cut into wedges (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. Soak the cedar plank in water for at least 2 hours and up to 12. 2. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). 3. Place the salmon on the plank, skin side down. In a small bowl, stir together the sesame oil, brown sugar, dill weed and sesame seeds. Stir in just enough water to make it liquid. Season with pepper and soy sauce if desired. Spoon the mixture over the salmon so it is fully coated. 4. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven, until the fillet can be flaked with a fork. On the Grill Preheat a grill to medium heat. Place plank with fish on

Pepper-honey Planked Salmon
INGREDIENTS * 2 (12 inch) untreated cedar planks * 1/4 cup pineapple juice * 1/3 cup soy sauce * 2 tablespoons white vinegar * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 3/4 cup honey * 1/4 cup packed brown sugar * 1 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 1/2 teaspoon paprika * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * * 6 (6 ounce) skinless, boneless salmon fillets * 1 pinch salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Soak the cedar planks in warm water for 1 to 2 hours. Add a splash of bourbon to the water if desired. 2. Bring the pineapple juice, soy sauce, vinegar, lemon juice, olive oil, and honey to a simmer in a saucepan over medium-high heat. Reduce the heat to medium-low, and stir in the sugar, 1 teaspoon black pepper, cayenne pepper, paprika, and garlic powder. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until the sauce has reduced to a syrupy consistency, about 15 minutes. Set the

Goat Cheese And Spinach Turkey Burgers
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 pounds ground turkey breast * 1 cup frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained * 2 tablespoons goat cheese, crumbled DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven broiler. 2. In a medium bowl, mix ground turkey, spinach, and goat cheese. Form the mixture into 4 patties. 3. Arrange patties on a broiler pan, and place in the center of the preheated oven 15 minutes, or until done.

Sea Life Wreath
Materials Needed: * Heavy Cardboard * Glue * Beach Treasures Instructions: Cut a wreath shape out of heavy cardboard (you can also use a piece of wood). Spread glue all over the wreath shape (use an old paint brush to make sure it is all covered) and sprinkle on sand to cover the entire wreath. Set it aside to dry. Now you can glue on your beach treasures such as sea shells, pebbles, seaweed, twigs, etc. Let dry and then hang!

Whale Water Scoop
Prep Time: Under 1 hour What you need: Clean plastic gallon milk jug Permanent marker Scissors Seasons: Year round Materials: markers, plastic jugs Instructions: 1. Turn the gallon jug onto its side so that the handle is at the top. With the marker, draw a mouth shape on the base of the jug, extending partway up the sides. 2. Cut along the lines with scissors, creating a wide-mouthed scoop (a parent's job). 3. Using the marker, outline the edge of the mouth and add eyes and a blowhole.

Flutterbies
It's a treat to catch even a glimpse of a butterfly, and with this colorful mobile, you'll have a bevy of beautiful creatures hanging around. Prep Time: Under 1 hour What you need: Paper Scissors Colored translucent plastic report covers Glue Pipe cleaners 28-gauge wire Fishing line Wire coat hanger Seasons: Rainy day, Year round Materials: paper, pipe cleaners, string, wire Instructions: 1. Start by drawing a butterfly wing on paper and cutting it out for a template. Place the template so that the straight edge is flush with the report cover fold, trace around it, and cut out the shape. Unfolded, the cutout will be a whole butterfly. Use this method to make seven more. 2. Cut small translucent circles of various colors and glue two onto each wing. 3. Wrap a pipe cleaner around the butterfly. Twist the ends of a piece of wire to the top and bottom of the pipe cleaner. 4. Tie a length of fishing line to the center of the wire on each butterfly. 5. Finally, shape the

Smartass
1. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying, " Damn, that was fun! " 2. Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints. 3. SHUT UP VOICES!....or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again. 4. I had a nice day once...I didn't like it. 5. Use the passive voice and no one gets hurt. 6. I'm not smiling...it's just gas. 7. No boy is worth crying over and the one who is won't make you cry. 8. I'm only wearing black till they make something darker. 9. A wise man washes his hands after he pees...a wiser man does not pee on his hands. 10. Anyone looking for a husband, has never had one

The Lost Tomb Of Jesus
THE LOST TOMB OF JESUS If you are unaware what this blog pertains to -- recently archeologist Simcha Jacobovici and film director James Cameron believe they have found the tomb of Jesus, his wife Mary, his mother Mary, and his son Judah. Hardcore Christians have attacked the theory as satanic and/or an obvious attack on their faith by a malicious and greedy pack of Hollywood Liberals. I disagree. None of these Christians ever broke ranks to oppose the "obvious attacks" on the ancient Pagans, on the tribal peoples they encounter, or on any of their sibling religions (Judaism & Islam) that now segregate the world and its nations by the Christian church. I think there are many obvious flaws in the thinking of those that accuse anyone who discovers or offers an alternative theory to the stories and belief systems they embrace but yet no one really ever openly discusses it. It is, in effect, the inability of these Evangelicals to take their own medicine. From the Egyptian gods

Woman Of My Dreams
She appears to me slowly, softly like lifting black silk from her delicate skin Her eyes are lit with fire and the dancing flames begin to speak to me, as if using her own form of morse code I know how she feels...I know what she wants...and now I can barely breathe As she comes closer, feelings of love, hunger, anticipation, and fear begin to overwhelm me and I am once again at her mercy...feeling empowered and helpless at the same time. She fills that very last need and takes the very last of my will. As the anticipation of her touch grows and desire is all that exists... a burst of light comes forth.

The Flood Of Noah
The Flood of Noah? First - the global flood supposedly (Scripturally) covered the planet and Mount Everest is 8,848 meters tall. The diameter of the earth at the equator, on the other hand, is 12,756.8 km. All we have to do is calculate the volume of water to fill a sphere with a radius of the Earth + Mount Everest; then we subtract the volume of a sphere with a radius of the Earth. Now, I know this won't yield a perfect result, because the Earth isn't a perfect sphere, but it will serve to give a general idea about the amounts involved. So, here are the calculations: First, Everest V= 4/3 * pi * r cubed = 4/3 * pi * 6387.248 km cubed = 1.09151 x 10 to the 12 cubic kilometres (1.09151x102 km3) Now, the Earth at sea level V = 4/3 * pi * r cubed = 4/3 * pi * 6378.4 km cubed = 1.08698 x 10 to the 12 cubic kilometres (1.08698x1012 km3) The difference between these two figures is the amount of water needed to just cover the Earth: 4.525 x 10 to the ninth cubic k

Lover By Otep Shamaya
Lover. by Otep Shamaya the wind will not comfort me not the silence of the night not the shade of the blossoming moon or the wisdom of the infant stars or my beloved insecurities or these loving scars swollen completely broken and mostly well, still frozen in the insanity of needing you to chase the wolves away beside me in the fire asleep soft and perishable for as long as the moment lasts.

Questions
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting

Closet Space
I walk in...and...I feel you there The heat of your flesh lingers still...against the wall, your smell...still in the air A cold gust blows through and suddenly loneliness sets in...but...it hasn't always been so...has it? With the devil in your eyes and a blush upon my cheeks...I have followed you here before It always starts as soft wet kisses, only to finish as sweat and lust....as we listen to the fire beating in our hearts. Here, we have always felt safe, inspired, secluded, in love, and desired. Our closet space.

Christianity
CHRISTIANITY ~ The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.......yeah, makes perfect sense.

Martin Luther King (michael King)
Martin Luther King Duke, David. (2000). My Awakening. Free Speech Press. The public image of the man who called himself "Martin Luther King" (his legal name was Michael King) is a textbook illustration of the power of the media to influence America. Most people still do not know of the extent of King's involvement in Communism, in part because the media continues to ignore King's long record of Communist associations. King privately declared himself to be a Marxist, (Garrow, David. (1983). The FBI and Martin Luther King. Penguin Books, New York.) and told his inner circle that his efforts were a part of the "class struggle". His personal secretary, Bayard Rustin, was a Communist. When King had to replace Rustin in 1961, he chose another Communist, Jack O' Dell. His main advisor ("handler" would probably be a more apt term), as I've mentioned, was Jewish Communist Stanley Levinson, who edited and probably wrote a good deal of King's book Stride Toward Freedom. Levinson p

Special Pets By Otep
When you scream it sounds like a lullaby When you beg I get all gooey inside. Tonight I take your eyes, mind, and tongue To spread the word and watch your kindom cum. Another night with you Another wound.. You keep me, in stitches. You tear me, to pieces. I need new voices in my head to speak my secret evils with. I need new lovers, in my bed to be my friends and special pets. I need your scent all over me I need to taste your blasphamy I need to know with certainty that the nectar, was worth the squeeze! It just the way that we're diseased It's the plague that stains us It's the sweetest disease It's so contagious Once upon a time I ripped the wings from my spine But when I hide inside your eyes I still pretend that I can fly Tell me every secret So you can fall in love and then fall to pieces I need new voices in my head, a new disguise for me to hide I need new lovers in my bed, to feed my secret appetites I need your scent all over me, I need to t

Madness
It'shard to be in a relationship with someone who is constantly changing moods. We've been together for 3 years and I've known about her manic depression and bi-polarism, but sometimes it's hard to deal with. One minute she's there the next she's someone else. One day she wants to make a firm commitment, then she wants to run away. Have to think of where the next step is going. Least I'll have some quiet time to think. She's off in California, visiting friends. Think I'll hop on the bike and head down to Savannah for the weekend.

Lighting Your Way
If I was one thing, I'd be a candle Lighting the way so you can handle Your life easier without woes Not having to fight with your foes. I'd help keep you from stumbling over Things blocking your path to an open door. If I light your path, life is easier, Even strong winds, my light will not deter. No matter what, I'm here for you To cheer you up when you are blue. Do not fret when times get tough, If things look down or kind of rough. Just remember, I'm always here, In your heart, close and near. I will help you out in every way, Happiness and love in your heart will stay. Don't blow me out, that's one request Unless it's me you do detest. I do not try to hurt anyone That isn't good or any fun. But one day you may leave me behind You may no longer need my light to shine. If that day comes, go on your way And I will hope to see you again one day. If one day, I don't appear, Do not worry, do not fear I may be gone, but in your heart The light I gave you did no

Top 7 Mommy Guilt Trips - And How To Handle Them, By Evonne Lack
Mommy guilt is like PMS — we all get it from time to time. In fact, a whopping 94 percent of moms in a recent BabyCenter survey 'fessed up to feeling shame over issues ranging from the amount of time they spend with their kids to the kind of diapers they use. Mommy guilt is an equal-opportunity affliction, the experts say — it strikes whether you're 20 or 40, CEO of your home or a Fortune 500 company, living in the big city or on Main Street USA. "We found that moms from all walks of life have mommy guilt, which blows the 'grass is greener' thing right out of the water," say Devra Renner and Aviva Pflock, coauthors of Mommy Guilt: Learn to Worry Less, Focus on What Matters Most, and Raise Happier Kids. But guilt can actually serve as a helpful tool — as long as you don't take it too far. "It can provide a check and balance," says Pflock. "The trick is that you want to be in control of the guilt, rather than letting the guilt control you." To help you take charge of your own

Rise In Autism Cases May Be Overestimated
Wed, May 14, 2008 (Reuters Health) — Changes in the criteria for diagnosing autism may account — at least in part — for the marked rise in the number of new cases in the last few decades, the results of a small study suggest. "The dramatic increase in rates of diagnosis of autism does not necessarily mean there is an epidemic of new cases," Dr. Dorothy V. M. Bishop from the University of Oxford, UK, told Reuters Health. "A large part of the increase could be due to an autism diagnosis being given to children who would previously be identified as having other conditions." As described in the journal Developmental Medicine and Child Neurology, Bishop and colleagues used follow-up data on 38 adults diagnosed with developmental language disorder 5 to 25 years earlier to test their hypothesis that some would currently be diagnosed with autism. The authors found that, in fact, this was the case, suggesting that if the diagnostic criteria had held steady over the last few decades,

All That I Need
once thought that happiness Came in bottles labelled "Vodka" I once thought that courage Was just a symptom for diarrhoea But now I know better... I once thought that love Was a for all those cool people I once thought that hope Was "misfortune" in another language But that's not true... I once shouted to the whole world "I will never love again, For I don't want my love wasted Or my heart torn to pieces By thoughtless, dumb men!" I once thought that poetry Was what I always needed But now, I see so clear, Now I see that all that I need Is right here with me... You are all that I need Right now and forever

Whale Mobile
Print 4 whale print-outs. To print a template (and not any other things that might be on the screen), click on the template first, then choose PRINT from the File menu. Choose from the following whales: * Color the whales. * Cut out the whales. * Staple the front and back of whale together, leaving a small hole for the stuffing. * Using wadded-up pieces of the leftover cut paper, slightly stuff the whales. * Staple up the remaining hole in each whale. * Staple a length of string about 1 foot (30 cm) long to the top of each whale. Vary the lengths a little bit. * These steps are for an adult: Cut a length of wire from a clothes hanger about 1 foot (30 cm) long, using a wire cutter. * Repeat, using the other clothes hanger. * Using the pliers, make loops at the end of each piece of wire (these are to hang the whales on). Make sure that there are no sharp edges exposed on the wires. * These steps a

Saturday Afternoon Beverage
1 oz banana liqueur 2 oz Malibu® coconut rum 1 oz gold rum 1 splash grenadine syrup 3 oz orange juice 4 - 6 oz ginger ale 1 slice orange Add all ingredients except the gingerale and stir. Fill with ginger ale. Garnish with orange slice.

Blue Lagoon Beverage
1 oz peach schnapps 1 oz light rum 2 oz pineapple juice 1 oz Malibu® coconut rum 1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 1 cherry cherry grenadine (optional) Pour over ice in glass. Shake or stir, add cherry and if you would like an additional splash of color, add a few drops of cherry grenadine.

Rotf Bong Water Beverage
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 1/2 oz raspberry liqueur sweet and sour mix 7-Up® soda Add all ingredients (except 7-up) to a highball glass with ice. Shake, top with 7-up, and serve.

Cornholio's Revenge Beverage
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum 1/2 oz banana liqueur 1/2 oz cherry brandy ice cubes 1 lime wedge fill with Sprite® soda Pour the malibu rum, banana liqueur, and cherry brandy. Add the ice and sprite. Add lime wedge and serve. Suddenly I need TP for my bunghole.... ROTF

Freddy Fudpucker Beverage
Don't drink too many of these and attempt to ask for more!! 2 oz tequila 4 oz orange juice 1/2 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur Pour the tequila and orange juice into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Pouring slowly and carefully over the back of a teaspoon, float the galliano on top of the drink, and serve

Short Trip To Hell Beverage
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 2 oz peach schnapps 2 oz strawberry schnapps 2 oz wildberry schnapps 8 oz Red Bull® energy drink Shake Red Bull, peach, strawberry, and wild berry schnapps in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass. Then put Jagermeister into shot glass. Drop in the shot and drink.

Cox On The Rocks Beverage
2 1/2 oz Absolut® vodka 2 1/2 oz watermelon schnapps 5 - 6 oz cranberry juice 1/2 - 1 oz fresh lime juice Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass. Fill with cranberry juice and squeeze a lime out over the top.

Jack Your Melon - Beverage
8 oz Mountain Dew® citrus soda 2 shots watermelon schnapps 1 shot Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey Pour the mountain dew in any kind of ordinary glass. Add the shots of watermelon schnapps and jack daniels to the glass, stir, and serve.

Fark Me In The Ass Sideways Beverage
1/4 oz Stoli® Limonnaya vodka 1/4 oz Stoli® Strasberi vodka 1/4 oz Stoli® Vanil vodka 1/4 oz Stoli® Zinamon vodka 1/4 oz lime vodka 2 splashes grenadine syrup 2 splashes pineapple juice 2 splashes sweet and sour mix Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into shot glass.

Kick Me In The Jimmy Beverage
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 1/2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey 1/2 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila 1/2 oz Firewater® cinnamon schnapps Combine in mixing tin with ice, shake and strain.

Texas Seizure Of Polygamist-sect Kids Thrown Out
By MICHELLE ROBERTS, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 25 minutes ago .. --> end storyhdr --> SAN ANGELO, Texas - In a ruling that could torpedo the case against the West Texas polygamist sect, a state appeals court Thursday said authorities had no right to seize more than 440 children in a raid on the splinter group's compound last month. The Third Court of Appeals in Austin said the state failed to show the youngsters were in any immediate danger, the only grounds in Texas law for taking children from their parents without court action. It was not clear when the children — now scattered in foster homes across the state — might be returned to their parents. The ruling gave a lower-court judge 10 days to release the youngsters from custody, but the state could appeal to the Texas Supreme Court and block that. The decision in one of the biggest child-custody cases in U.S. history was a humiliating defeat for the state Child Protective Services agency. It was hailed as vin

Snow, Hail, Tornadoes Hit Southern California
SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) ¯ Wild weather is lashing Southern California with fierce thunderstorms, reports of at least one tornado and snow and hail in some areas. Two tornadoes overturned a tractor-trailer and toppled freight cars on railroad tracks in Riverside County. Another tornado warning was issued for the Lake Elsinore area of western Riverside County but has since expired. Torrential downpours in Southern California prompted fire officials to order mandatory evacuations because of mudslides in three Orange County canyons scarred by last fall's wildfires. Those residents were allowed back home. Orange County Fire Authority Battalion Chief Kris Concepcion says some residents in those canyons couldn't leave their homes because of Thursday's mud and debris flows. Some houses have been damaged as well. Concepcion says debris flow has also made a road in Trabuco Canyon impassable. There have been no reports of injuries. The area of the mudslides was charred l

Rating
I just want to let everyone know, that whoever rates all my pics/stash etc... I'll return the favor and rate everything they have, so if you would like me to rate all of your stuff send me a message and let me know. You rate mine & I'll rate yours :)

Leaving Fu-bar On Tuesday!
Just as the title of this blog suggests, I am leaving Fu-Bar Tuesday! Made lots of friends and only 2 keep in touch? So, when I log in at 11 am Tuesday morning, I am deleting my account! It was wonderful while it lasted! Take care everyone!

Spoiled Or Not...
Check off the things you have.... IF YOU GET OVER 40 YOU ARE SPOILED [x] a cell phone [x] a hair straightener [x] your own computer [] your own car [x] good grades total: 4 [x] Louis Vuitton/Dior Sunglasses/glasses [x] Burberry/ Chanel perfume [] a boyfriend/girlfriend [x] a curling iron total: 7 [] every Fall Out Boy Cd [x] clothes from American Eagle [x] clothes from Abercrombie/ Hollister [x] something from Hot Topic [x] a pet total: 11 [x] some type of trophy/award [x] full/queen size bed [] king size bed [x] a mini iPod (or nano) or video or regular [x] a jersey from a professional team total: 15 [x] more than $100 [x] a stereo/cd player [x] Redbull In Your Fridge [x] something related to Green Day [] Xanga total: 19 [x] Myspace [x] a desk in your room [x (i love my hill)] a hill in your backyard [x] Video Camera total: 23 [x ( i dont even know how to use them...)] a pair of skiis [x] alarm clock [x] a pair of

Cheating At The Pump
(Who knows if this is really true….but since gas is so high right now I thought I better post this!) CHEATING AT THE PUMP This is a true story, so read it carefully. On April 24, 2008, I stopped at a Kangaroo BP gas station, located at 1325 Main Street, Cartersville, GA. My truck's gas gauge was on 1/4 of a tank. I use the mid-grade, which was priced at $3.71 per gallon. When my tank is at this point, it takes somewhere around 14 gallon's to fill it up. When the pump showed 14 gallons had been pumped I began to slow it down, then to my surprise it went to 15, then 16. I even looked under my truck to see if it was being spilled. It was not. Then it showed 17 gallons had been pumped. It stopped at almost 18 gallons. This was very strange to me, since my truck has only an 18 gallon tank. I went on my way a little confused, then on the evening news I heard a report that 1 out of 4 gas stations had calibrated their pumps to show more gas had bee