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Gas
GAS!!!!!!! Body: You may have been told about not buying gas on May 15th. Check out this alternate. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, ha

Im Bored In School
So0o this is my first blog on this site. im so bored im jus chillen in school bored outta my mind and bout to go crazyyyyy on my friend nick because he is such a backstabber!!!!!!!!!!!! well uh yea im out cus i dnt want to get in trouble pccccc show me love=]

A Night To Remember
A Night of Passion A Night of Love A Night of Remembrance Candle light dinner under the starry skies, Moon full and bright. Eye to Eye gazing unto each other. Flame flickering to the music playing softly. Hand in Hand slowly dancing, while kissing So passionately, A Night to Feel A Night to Cherish A Night to Never End A Night to Remember.

Alley Rat Lyrics
Insane Clown Posse – Alley Rat lyrics Gang bang. Pissed off. Swang thangs. Shit talk. Southwest. Street hood. Spit on. Ripped Off. No hoes. Pro wings. No real. Gold rings. Lips swoll. Chin rocked. Eyes in them "O" Rings. Street clown. No joke. Voodoo. No hox. Never die. can't croke. Strokes for them old Folks. Smoke dope. Pop pills. Lift axe. Chops kill. Drink blood. Drip spills. Grab the mic And drop skills chased off. Broke down. People up Folk down. Full moon. Choke sound. On the Murder-go-round. No love. No slack. Pie face. Slap back. Heffer,let me tap that. Like you a Chip munk and... [Chorus] I'm an alley rat, an alley rat I only want to be where the scrubs be at. I gotta get it, i wanna get it, the lot i gotta get it. I gotta get it, i wanna get it, the lot i gotta get it I gotta get it... Last place. don't care. Scrub life. I'm there. Red mist. I wear. Wet blood. Big smear. Just Know. Dark nights. Warm glow. Street lights. Breakin in. Tied tight. I'm taki

Greetings
Welcome to my page & I promise to edit this more as I get use to things here. For now I wil put this. I am married and not looking for anything. Only friends, sorry no benifits! I dislike gore and violence twords people and animals. Not much into heavy sexual images. Keep it family friendly please? Respect me and I will Respect you in return. Me and my husband are Christians but I swear we are not jackholes about it!! I have a weird sense of humor, dry, sarcastic, lippy, smart-ass, well you get the idea.... I am only here for friends, relax and to have FUN! PLEASE no dramatics, control freaks, sexual predators, druggies, felons, criminals....Well shit if you are up to no good we won't get along! I am really nice and somewhat normal..... I just lost my canary Crickett Memorial Day morning. It has been a horrible loss. We had a very close bond so it has been very painful. She left behind 3 finches who also loved her. They are all very sad and sulking in their c

Ummm Make Ur Own Subject Hehe
ok here is another sappy poem haha for once, i wasnt looking for anything but a friend thats all it started as friends. now i dont know what i do without you. you mean more to me than you could possibly ever know. all i do is think of you ive never felt so much for anyone. sometimes i still think its all a dream and one day ima wake up and u will be gone. its something i dont wanna go thru its something that scares me if i lost you i dont know what i do id go crazy thats for sure i love you so much that it hurts when ur not here when ur gone. nobody has ever treated me like you do so if this is really a dream i hope i keep dreaming forever b/c honey im so in love with you i miss you like crazy baby and everything im saying is so so so true. i love you! ok im turning in to a real sassy chick huh? hehehe o well

My 1st Blog
My name is Kibbles I am 7 years old, but in human years I am 49 years old. I am a full bread pug. My mommy decided to do something different for me. My mommy made me a CT page! Isn't pretty! She is the one who runs my site along with my grammy, and my aunt Kelly. Since I am a dog *wags tail* So since is my first blog and it is titled a puggy's life. I will be telling you what I do every day. Today was a normal day for me I woke up with my grammy at 7am ate my breakfast. Mmm I love beaf liver. Then I layed down on the couch because my belly was very full. Then when my mommy woke up she petted me and we played bally ball. Oh boy do I love to play bally ball. Then I was all tired out so I had to go back to sleep. I would pick my head up on occasion to see who was here, but other then that I slept. Then my mommy's friend came over and she petted me and played with me and mommy played with me too. Then it was time for dinner. Mmm num nums! I ate my dinner went potty and chewed on a b

Verse Of Converse: Love Begins Here
Thine eyes are of truest beauty. Your lips are of heavenly touch. Our embrace makes the world disappear. In our life time we make the possible, and together we conquer the impossible. With you I share a piece of me. I will wait for you patiently, each and every last day. Hence we meet again, trueth become of hope, our bond shall be strong. Dear'st of my thoughts, Let my words be heard. But words cannot come close to describing how I feel about you. From: Zero

"the Man With A Tear"
from the womb i came, as a child she gave me a name. from her, from here i begin, the tiniest of sin. time progresses and i learn the ways, every last one of the 6,935 days. the day i was born i began to die, but i surpassed that evertime i got high. the day i met my assailant, i was my only monovalent. with my eyes i saw my lies, as a corpse would gather flies. everyday and everynight inside i cry, and only wish i would die. my words float away in the breeze, here is my cursed disease. i felt the anger build into a rage, nothing could stop it until the next ice age. my life depicts itself as a riddle, but one spends his life to piddle. everyday inside i bleed, but only i realize and heed. i am a man without fear, but i am a man with a tear.

Don't Hold Back
This is something new Something I'm not used to I don't want it to ever end I think I can breathe again Don't hold it back Just let it take control And see where it will go Life's too short Let's take a ride We'll end up on the other side As though I know As much it may seem But baby this is not a dream Don't hold it back Open up your eyes They are beautiful As is your heart And your soul Don't hold it back And if our worlds do collide Maybe you'll find peace of mind And maybe this was worth it Maybe this was perfect Make this night last and last Cause soon it will become the past Don't hold it back I live my life with no regrets So put your fingers on the frets Sing with all your soul Baby I don't wanna go Hold me close and let me fall Realize it won't hurt at all Look me right in the eyes Do you see you give me butterflies Take me now and don't you wait Or maybe it will be too late Don't hold it back No, don't hold it back

First Blog
Just wanted to say hello to everyone. I'm still trying to figure al this out, so gimme some time. I've gotten my 50 photos, I've fan'd someone, someone's fan'd me, I've gotten comments, added to my stash, now I'm trying to figure out the rest. This is definitely a bit harder than most sites of this type. I really have to say that I'm not sure I like it, but I'll give it a fair chance.

Ct In General
Wow folks, you people are something else. Let's start with the whole points thing. First off, I'd like to poitn out, if ya check me out, I generally go back and give ya a rate whever ya rated me or not. Why do I do this, BOREDOM, why did I create a profile on here, cause friend said to, and BOREDOM. I see so many peple insisting on ratings, fans, etc for friendship, so lets evalute what that means. The word friend on the internet is nearly meaningless anyways, and you people have completely destroyed what little was left of it. Deargod people, were you severly un popular back in high school and hopingto make up for it now, on here. Or is your self esteem so low that you need to post fake pics, nude pics (which could fall into that first category), or use the most sexually implicent names you can think of to try to boost your self-esteem on a web site. Now I accept nearly every invite sent to me, and I send out my share to people I don't know too, the difference is this. T

Another Of Kays Blogs
Recently Sir Don gave me permission / requested me to order something on-line and it came today. We had one a while ago but we think we left it in a hotel room on our last trip out of town. Oops, hope somebody is having fun with them. It is a pair of wrist to thigh restraints. Very comfortable but very confining. Imagine not being able to lift your arms, fold them in your lap, etc. while your doing something mundane like watching tv. Keeps the hands out of the way during other activities too, very intense. I also purchased a soft gag and found out right away that this is an evil little toy. The hard ball gags are usually too big and rough on my mouth. I can usually push them out with my tongue too. This little evil toy that arrived today cannot be moved out with the tongue, can be bitten on, fits in the mouth better and overall stays put. Sir Don already has plans for this, probably some kind of punishment for when I get mouthy. As far as today goes, still managing to st

More Of Kays Blogs
This blog is about being punished last Thursday night. After doing more reading we both learned that a hard, fast spanking was probably not the best way to go. I appreciate that because although hard and fast is painful I think it defeats the point. The point is to be submissive to you. If I am overwhelmed by the fact that my ass is burning by a heavy hail of blows then I will not be able to be submissive. Instinct will kick in and then everything I'm learning goes out the window. Although I don't like the fact that I'm being punished, I appreciated the fact that you started slow and warmed things up first. Although I don't think any of the swats were that hard they did become painful. After 30 minutes of being on the receiving end of having swat after swat hit the same spots over and over, it got very painful. I felt it the next day too, all day, and I still feel it. During the spanking I was able to lay over your lap in a submissive manner. Although you eventually brou

Love Or Something I Wanted Too Much?
This is what happens when I have friends who break up with their boyfriends because of a "gut feeling". Mine I love this one guy. I love him with all my heart. Yet there is something that bugs me. Like he's not telling me something. Baby, I hope you know I love you. I love everything about you...but why do I hate you so? I know you have things you aren't telling me. Maybe another her? Or...or as I fear for the worst...a him? I have told you everything. I believed you with my heart, I trusted you with my soul, now I burden you with my love. I am at all sorry my love. For maybe this isn't the right thing, us being together. I have loved you for almost 3 years now, and I feel like I hardly know you. But then again, it's like we are best friends for eternity. Please, spare me the hurt and the sorrow, tell me what it is you long for, what you search for, and what you desire. So that I may help in guiding you to that sacred light I call love. Maybe one day, you will love me the same

What's Wrong With Me?
If I was pretty would you notice me more? What if I did something against the law? Would you look at me in a different way? What If became skinny would you hit on me all day? What if I was one of them? A PLASTIC! Would you think I was really fantastic? What if a acted like a real slut? Would you walk past and touch my butt? What is so wrong about the real me? Because that’s the only thing I want to be.

Hehehe
You scored as Soft, You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100% Shy81% Exciting69% Hot56% Sweet50% Violent50% Wet44% Awkward13% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Order Peter Britt"s Cd " That's What Livings For"
Thats What Livings For "Thats What Livings For is a country music journey of original music from the heart of a country music artist whose music comes straight from that, his heart. In this album, you will hear songs which make you want to get up and dance, songs that will bring tears to your eyes and songs that can, and will, make you look into your own heart." So what if you put Paul McCartney, George Strait, Dwight Yoakam, Brooks and Dunn, Toby Keith, Gary Allen and a few others together? – Peter Britt– is what you will come up with. "Thats What Livings For" by "Peter Britt" is one of the most powerful and wonderful pieces of modern country rock you will ever hear. Thats What Livings For is a journey into the heart of modern country music. It won't be long, and you will see Peter Britt on the country music awards, the country music charts and the country music top 40. You can also get Peter Britt's country music lyrics by visiting the Peter Britt web site.http://www.peterbritt.u

A Night To Never Forget
ALLIE SAT ON HER COUCH, LOOKING CLOSELY AT AN INVITATION SHE RECEIVED A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. IT WAS FOR HER BEST FRIEND TAMI’S BATCHELORETTE PARTY THAT WAS TO BE HELD LATER THAT EVENING. THE INVITATION SAID THAT A LIMO WOULD PICK THE GIRLS UP BETWEEN 8 AND 9 PM. ALLIE HAD NO CLUE WHERE THEY WERE GOING AND WHAT TO WEAR, ALL SHE KNEW WAS THAT IT REQUESTED THE GIRLS TO WEAR AN OUTFIT THAT THEY WOULD NEVER THINK OF WEARING TO GO ON A DATE WITH. ALLIE JUST SAT THERE AND THOUGHT ABOUT HER DILEMMA. “WHAT IN THE FUCK CAN I WEAR?” TIME WAS GETTING LATE SO ALLIE WENT IN AND TOOK A SHOWER. WHEN IT WAS OVER, SHE STOOD AT THE MIRROR BLOW DRYING HER HAIR AND JOKINGLY BUT HER SHORT RED HAIR IN 2 SMALL PIG-TAILS COMING OUT THE TOP SIDES OF HER HEAD. STANDING THERE NAKED IN THE BATHROOM SHE THEN STARTED TO APPLY HER MAKE-UP THINKING THE WHOLE TIME THAT SHE IS GOING TO DO HERE EYES IN A VERY SEXY STANDOUT SORT OF WAY. AS SHE STOOD THERE NAKED, SHE WENT THROUGH EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING IN HER CLOSET AND

The Elevator
THE ALARM CLOCK RINGS, ALLIE ROLLS OVER TO TURN IT OFF. SHE LIES IN BED THINKING ABOUT THE LONG DAY AHEAD OF HER. AT 9AM SHE HAS A MEETING WITH HER NEW ACCOUNT THAT WILL SET THE TONE FOR HER FUTURE WITH HER NEW COMPANY. SHE SITS UP IN BED RUBBING THE SLEEPINESS OUT OF HER EYES AND THEN JUMPS IN THE SHOWER. AS SHE DRIES HERSELF OFF SHE IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO WEAR FOR THE DAY. SHE WANTS TO LOOK FEMININE BUT SHE ALSO WANTS TO LOOK POWERFUL. SHE DECIDES TO WEAR HER NEW GREY SUIT, THE SKIRT IS SHORT ENOUGH TO SHOW OFF HER SEXY LEGS AND THE JACKET WITH THE RIGHT BLOUSE CAN BE QUITE REVEALING. SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AS SHE PUTS HER MAKE-UP ON, TAKING HER TIME TO MAKE SURE IT IS JUST RIGHT. ALLIE WALKS OVER TO HER DRESSER AND TAKES OUT A NEW LACE BLACK BRA THAT WILL MAKE HER CLEAVAGE STAND OUT AS SHE REACHES FOR HER PANTIES SHE DECIDES THAT NOT ONLY DOES SHE WANT TO LOOK SEXY, SHE WANTS TO FEEL IT AS WELL, SO SHE TAKES HER NEW THONG AND GARTER BELT OUT AND PUTS THEM ON THEN HER STOCK

A Trip To Savannah
Laura picked up the phone and was confused by the telephone number having never seen a call come into her cell phone with that exchange. Hello, this is Laura she said with uncertainty of who it could be. Hi Laura, this is Allie the caller said in a soft voice. It took a few seconds of confusion for the name to register in Lauras mind. Allie from Myspace? she said with surprise in her voice. Yes, did I catch you at a bad time? Allie said sensing nervousness in Lauras voice. No, Im sorry Allie, it just took me a second to figure out who you were because I gave you my cell phone number a few weeks ago and have not heard from you well I was just caught off guard I am so glad you called me. Allie paused for a moment and replied back Laura, Im sorry for not calling before. You know, I saw your picture and profile online and I was definitely attracted to you and I made contact with you because of that. When you responded I was thrilled, but like you, I am new to this and I needed time to sort

A Warm Summer Night
IT WAS A WARM SUMMER EVENING AND ALLIE WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH AT HER SUMMER HOUSE ON THE BEACH READING A BOOK. THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. ALLIE GETS UP AND OPENS THE DOOR, ITS SHAUNA. ALLIE INVITES HER IN. THEY WALK TO THE BACK PROCH OVERLOOKING THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND SIT. ALLIE OFFERS SHAUNA A GLASS OF WINE AND SHAUNA QUICKLY SAYS YES. THEY ARE BOTH SITTING AND TALKING FOR A WHILE WHEN SHAUNA SUGGESTS THAT THEY TAKE A WALK ON THE BEACH. SHAUNA AND ALLIE WALK BAREFOOT DOWN THE DARK BEACH; THE ONLY LIGHT IS THAT OF THE MOON SHINING OFF THE WATER. AS THEY WALK ALLIE REACHES OVER AND TAKES SHAUNA’S HAND HOLDING IT AS THEY WALK AND TALK. ALLIE IS TELLING SHAUNA HOW SHE HAS NOT HAD ANYONE ROMANTICLY IN HER LIFE IN QUITE SOME TIME. THEY WALK FOR A WHILE AND SHAUNA SUGGESTS THAT THEY SIT FOR AWHILE AND LOOK OUT AT THE CRASHING SURF. AFTER WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER, SHAUNA LEANS OVER AND GIVES ALLIE A SMALL KISS ON HER LIPS. ALLIE KISSES BACK AND SHAUNA TAKES IT TO MEAN THAT ALL

The Cabin
SAM AND TRACY PLANNED THIS WEEKEND FOR OVER A MONTH. ALL THEY WANTED TO DO WAS GET AWAY AND RELAX AT A CABIN THAT SARA’S (TRACY’S CLOSE FRIEND) CABIN IN THE MOUNTAINS. THE 2 OF THEM LOAD THE CAR UP AND THEY ARE OFF. AFTER 4 HOURS OF DRIVING THE ARRIVE AT THE CABIN. THE PLACE IS SURROUNDED WITH SNOW AND THE TEMPETURE IS BELOW FREEZING. SAM TELLS TRACY TO START UNPACKING THE CAR AND SHE GOES OFF FOR FIREWOOD. TACY UNPACK AND PUTS ALL THE CLOTHES AWAY BEFORE SAM GETS BACK WITH A LOAD OF FIREWOOD, ENOUGH TO LAST THEM THE WHOLE WEEKEND. TRACY TELLS SAM THAT SHE WANTS TO TAKE A SHOWER AFTER THE LONG RIDE AND SAM TELLS HER TO GO AHEAD, SAM JUST WANTS TO LOOK AROUND AND GET HER BEARINGS OF THE PLACE. TRACY GOES INTO THE BEDROOM TO GET UNDRESSED AND SHOWER, FIRST SAM STARTS A NICE LITTLE FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE TO KEEP WARM THEN SAM STARTS LOOKING AROUND SHE GOES FROM ROOM TO ROOM JUST TO CHECK THE PLACE OUT. WHEN SAM GETS BACK TO THE LIVINGROMM TO CHECK THE FIRE SHE NOTICES A PICTURE ON THE FIR

New Friends
Osiyo(Hello) to all my new friends. Wado(Thank you) all for all the nice compliments, gifts, rates,etc. I was going to leave the first time here LOL. I was a little overwhelmed by all the attention.I am glad I decided to stay. I have met some very nice people here. The photos in my portfolio are from modeling. I do it to pay for college and they are for friends only. Thank you Bob for your advice. I did what you suggested. I hope all of you have an awesome weekend! Cheayla

Did You Know
Do you know the difference in having the Balls or the Guts to do something? Here is what a friend told me........ It takes Guts to come in 2 hours late from a night on the town with the "boys" to a wife who is standing at the back door with a broom in her hand and say, " You are either still not finished sweeping that kitchen, or you're fixing to ride off somewhere!" It takes Balls to walk in 2 hours late from a night with the "boys" with lipstick on your shirt and womens perfume still on your skin to a wife that is waiting in the kitchen, slap her on the ass as you walk by her and tell her she is next! just a little fyi I found amusing.

How Did I Get Here?
So i'm 25 in a serious relationship with 2 kids and have been workin at the same job for 4 years now. i feel like i've hit a wall. like i'm in a rut. how did i get here so fast. this is not what i expected out of life. i do the same thing day in and day out. i concentrate on work to escape my home life. at home i clean to escape the thought in my head. how did i become so boring. i feel like i'm 40 somedays. i do nothing anymore except go to work. clean, cook, and take care of the kids. i used to be a party animal. i used to do everything under the sun. i used to be happy.

Interview Blood Rose
Chicago and the leading ladies of Metal are facing some competition of a different color these days, as white Gothic girls enter the Black Metal arena in search of success. Names Jessy Blood Roes and jessy group Metal gothic each have their own sound, write their own lyrics and want the world to know white women can Metal. Born in Puerto Rico on may 25 1975..Jessica colon was the youngest girl of the family.Jessy parents were both and an elder sister endured a strict religious upbringing. Sarai (search), a strawberry Gothic from Puerto Rico, Dj would probably disagree. The 32-year-old has been dubbed "satan" for her hard-edge style, and hits on subjects like the problems of adolescence. In "It's Not a Fairytale," she Dj about the stressful life of a satan: "Drama problems of all sorts, Stressing started smoking capri, Carefree about the ones who care for me,Lost teen giving up on my dream, And as worst as it seems, Had me thinking crazy things, Like suicide that bet

This Weekend.
Was pretty eventful. I went to my brother's house Saturday and got to play with my niece, which I haven't seen in almost a year. She's a very cute, smart, little lady and she forced me to watch Bob the Builder with her. LOL God I love kids!

Re: To All Artist/stations/dj's/friends
Jody Dickey Date: Jun 11, 2007 3:16 PM Eagle Dreams Promotions is no longer in business on my space anyway, its still my company with big hopes for a future in this business. Right not its officially closed of promoting , other then a few artist . For others you need me for anything , you know you just need to ask , Jody like always will be there for you. Soon as i can get my nights changed at work im seriously going to look in being a DJ either by running my own country/southern rock station or do my show on another. for the friends on my other my space ( yeah I know which one ) just send your request to this one hopefully it will still be here , if not it wasn't meant to be I won't rebuild . The only ones hurt are the artists, Eagles Dreams Promotions Promoted. But I did send them all one major thing, i wish them all a huge success over it. and if they are I'd hope they remember it came from Eagle Dreams Promotions that sent them info . pushed , rally for them. You all have a g

Please Buy Jody's Book Rpst Please Ty
Jody Dickey Date: Jun 4, 2007 6:37 PM Please order my book, its a book for all, from native american poetry, gospel, humor, , fairy tales for wee ones sweet dream fairy tales for the adults just click on banner below get your order in Thank You Jody Dickey insert from one of my poems in the book If I Only Ask "Would you My Brave Knight ; Slay a fire breathing dragon for me tonight ? Would you ride up on your white steed trample my enemies in the ground for their evil deeds ? Would you lasso the stars ride the moon to remove my sorrowful frown ? Would you make love to me in a bed of forget-me-not set my body on fire with passion and desire ? Lay spent in each other's embrace would you kiss me again make my pulse race ? Would you hold me in your arms shield me from harm ? When we grow old and gray can you say " I Love You " everyday ? If I laid near death would you give me your

The Awesome Jody Now A Manager For Radioindy
,I am now manager of Radio Indy, i am looking for DJ'S of all genres, want to do a late nite round up after 10 as well the station will be running 24/7 !! If you think you have what it takes then send me and Nick a demo send to nicka480@aol.com & acna2@hotmail.com Jody Dickey PLEASE ADD THEM, From: RADIO INDY

A Time (unfinished)
Sitting here I am thinking of a time A time when I was young, happy and Had no cares in the world. I think of how the world was an open field, to explore, visit, enjoy. now as an adult I look at this world and I see the pain and reality that it brings to one I see how it takes the childhood once enjoyed

Untitled
Whisper to me and tantalize this woman with a touch full of depth and desire as your strong hands caress my body. Lingering fingers over my heart while your eyes devour mine in an embrace full of hunger. Entwining our bodies in a wild promise of truth and fantasy, forever aching for release. Shining bright and beautiful, we lay there warming in the sun's light, bathing our fevered body's in its rays. Soak up this sacred bond between your soul and mine. Rely on the promise that it will remain for all time.

Please Be Patient
hey peeps, this is ya durty gurl. just saying that you to everyone that is showing me a lot of love. glad to know there's room for us big gurls! I am new to this site, so I am still learning, if I haven't comment you back or rated u, give me a minute to stop pervin, and I will be right with you!- LOL

Poetry
I dream of a perfect life. Simple not complicated. Enough to please me, but keep me alive. Happy to smile with no disappointments. I watch the horizon about; no words of doubt. Looking forward in anticipation. But backwards at satisfaction of the conclusion of each day. Heeding the prompts of my inner voice; and what I hear is comforting, full of reassurance. Sweet feelings of contentment. But the human soul dies, To be forgotten soon. Turning into unfamiliar faces; A blank drawn in a space, A hole left in the wake alone. Of a perfect life I dreamt, which closes cold over, and UNKNOWN.

Poetry
Twisted minds in an endless world of pain. A place where beautiful things vanish before the naked eye. Darkness rages and takes over the world of existence. I was once a magickal fairy beautiful and adored by all. Glitter magick and charmed by everyone. But my wings have long been torn. My magick long faded away centuries ago. My soul ripped and taken from my fragile body. My heart of warmth long ago shattered like a million pieces of a mirror. Voices all around keep chanting and telling me to believe. Believe in what I shout and scream aloud? Existence above all abyss in the world of belief. I meditate and wink a smile at all who do believe. And I start to slowly chant a simple....fairy tale. To read.....all you have to do is believe within yourself.

Feelings
I stand and I sit and I think~Think of how I can help myself~Should I cut to ease the pain~To understnad the confusion~Should I take the razor blade~And slice it over my wrist?~So I stop and look around at my surroundings~All soaked in deep red, rich blood~I glance downward~And scrape it across my wrist quickly~once~twice~again and again~The memories~The past fading~I begin to bleed~To slowly feel free~No more, No more I chant silently~I fall down on my knees~Watching my blood flow like a beautiful river~I begin to cry~The involuntary tears streaming down my face~Down my arm the blood flows staining the floor I stand upon~These involuntary tears simply fall like rain drops from the sky~Splashing down to my veins~Feeling oozy~fatigued~I leave the world in vein~Remembering to cut one last time~deeper the scar of life~slipping into an eternal abyss and funeral forever~

Feelings
They want me to push you away. They say you hurt me, but I don't want to believe. For I find a certain safety in your arms of ugliness, the only things that want to embrace me lately. And even when I think I'm done with this abuse, I don't know the sweet words that will sweep you away, some old childhood incantation that crawled away from my bitter memory when it turned its back for a moment. You are a sickness; I cannot control you, though there are magical concoctions that can. But I cannot make the quest for them alone, and you have me feeling as though there's no one who loves enough to help. They don't believe me when I tell them that you have taken over who I am. I know not if they deny your power, your existenance, or the fact that you have chosen me for your victim. I only want to go back and forget I ever looked into your dark eyes. But it is too late and I feel as though our tainted courtship has ruined everything. You do not comfort me when I cry in dark cornors, but you pus

Love
I never really knew you, You were just another friend. But when I got to know you, I slowly let my heart unbend. I couldn't help past the memories that only made me cry. I had to forget my first Love, And give Love another try. So I've fallen in Love with you, And I'll never let you go. I Love you more than anyone. I just wanted to let you know. And if you ever question why, I don't know what I'll say. But I'll never stop loving you. Each and everyday my feelings for you will never change. Just understand and know that my feelings of the heart are true, And remember one thing: I LOVE YOU!

Cold
Around, all around, the dark memories gather. My dread grows as the dagger of your vengeful words fall against my naked and lost soul. It severs me like the falling, cold rain drops and darkly my life's blood-line drips to the cold, uncaring tombstones of the eerie cemetary. In agony I scream your name while the end of life takes my unwilling hand and soul. Now alone, My cascade of tears fall upon the blinded eyes of the innocent. This is death. My remembrance.

Cold
It is a night of ethereal pain, a song and dance of one's dark desire, wolves vent their howls of lonliness. The immortal one stirs and awakens by the light of the moon. Curling wisps of death shrouds her deathly form, a lurking desire of the earthly thirst alone. Her silken hair cascades over the thin and pale translucent ivory shoulders, and her full deeply crimson lips part ever so slightly, to taste the red, swollen tears, streaming from the pale flesh beneath her. Now a night of new life and abandonment, I thirst.

Questions Unanswered?
Reasons, everyone always wants reasons why I am the way I am. Honestly, I would like to know myself. So I write about what hurts, what feels good, what makes me cry and what makes me feel. I want to know why: I cry. I'm screaming silently inside. I'm happy for a moment and then I lose it. I'm free but I hold back. I hate myself every time I look in the mirror. I drown in my self-pity. I eat a tub of ice cream, then feel so much guilt that I can't move. I am ashamed. I hide from everything. I feel more than I can take. And I just really want to know why I am unable to be whole. Was I born with a failure inside of me that doesn't allow me to change? I spend my days scared. What if I never change? What if there are no reasons at all? What if I am the way I am forever and there is nothing I can do about it. So I look for an answer to make the confusion go away. Everyday I wake up searching with only the hope that someday something will be found that will make this endless longing go away.

Cherrytap - Complicated
This site, to me is not people friendly. I have to retype everything because it misses out at least one letter on every word that I am typing or leaving out spaces. I really don't like this site. It is very frustrating to get into and they you can't do something because you aren't a level 3 or whatever. I have sat here for half an hour trying to get this site to "work"for me. I am giving it a chance. My friend says it is a great site. ... please prove me wrong. I am very frustrated with this site.

Day One
Setting sail across the sea, just Wimpy, Swee'pee, Olive, and me. Setting course for Australia, a long row ahead, the spinach is packed Our boat is a sturdy Old Town canoe, made by indians in the woods of Maine. We paddle as hard, as hard as we can, till the wind and the waves make it too hard to go. We sell the old trusty, 18' cargo canoe, and buy us a sloop, like the old John B. A well traveled ship, our new sloop named Betty, I wanted to name it Olive, but feared confusion with the oil producing tree. We sailed all night, in our mighty new sloop, Betty her name, after old Betty Boop. Her hold filled with spinach for me, milk for swee'pee, and hamburgers for Wimpy. For olive a salad, she's watching her weight. End of Day One.

Read Beautiful Angel Dreams Last Few Blogs!
She over dosed last night and only two people gave a damn..That's right just two people have tole her they are glad that she lived. Plwease stop the damn hate and her pain!

Its Been A Long Night
Ok its about 6am here in Salt Lake City UT and I still havent sleep at all. Its not fun. I'm physically tired but can not sleep. That's what a manic depressive state will do to a person. At least I'm find things to do and people to talk to. Though most people are night owls like I am and will be going to bed soon (I hope to be 'cause I'm off work today) or are just getting up from sleeping all night long and getting ready for a new day (damn lucky people you are). Khaos Faerie

Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.

Joke....voo Doo Dick
I can't share this in my Stash....So I thought I would post a few Jokes here .... ROFLMFAO!! Voodoo Dick There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped. "Except what?" asked the businessman. "N

Just About Me
i am very outgoing.i love to be outdoors.im a single mom of two girls.and i live at home and keep care of my mom.and the house.im 90% tomboy.i do my hair and makeup everyday but thats about as close to a girl think i will do.if u want to know more about me just ask.im not shy.lol

My Family
i have a wouderful family my two kids are the best they are just the greatest thing n my life and then my husband he is awsome the love of my life he is a great friend and lover and a awsome daddy we have been together for many years together we grew up together and then married when we got older and i think we have loved eachother since we were young we have a great family life and nothin or no one will ever break our change of love

Afraid
Afraid Lyrics By: Motley Crue Do you, do you wanna bleed? Do you, do you wanna live in vain? Its only life Shes so afraid to kiss An so afraid to laugh Is she runnin from her past? Its only life Shes so afraid of love Is so afraid of hate Whats she runnin from now? ? Do you, do you wanna scream? Do you, do you wanna face the strange? Do you, do you believe? Are you, are you afraid of change? Its only life Shes so afraid of this And so afraid to ask She hides behind her mask Nothings ever right Shes so afraid of pain So afraid of blame Its driving her insane So insecure There is no cure Well, shes so afraid Shes so afraid of death Shes so afraid, afraid of life The drama in her head Getting louder all the time Getting louder all the time Shes so afraid, afraid to lose Been so afraid of fame Everyday she feels the same Its driven her insane... Its driven her... Its driven... Its... Another broken pretty thing

My Sweet Boy
My Sweet Boy written by, Lioness/Chrissy copyright© This morning was cold as the day you were laid into the ground I walked towards your grave, but from the snow it could not be found I kicked the snow repeatively and the ice was too hard to break I wanted to visit you badly. Could you feel my heart began to ache? There are so many things I want to share with you.Can you hear my thoughts? Did you see the new friend I brought with me, I truly love him alot. Your sister is doing well she had left the house to be on her own. Your brother Sean is still here. I don't think he'll ever leave home There has been many changes since the day you left. Maybe you already know. Are you running, playing, laughing and having lots of fun where you are? Are you napping on the clouds or possibly skipping across the stars? I wanted to ask how was your party today , did they put 17 candles on a cake? I can't believe how time has past, the last I saw you, you wer

Moonlight Dancing
the dew on the grass hit my feet as I walk in the late night hours the wind that wisped within the leaves blew my hair from springtime showers I heard a tamborine play from a far off distance or just an echo across the ocean and a flute that drowned me deep within from its sensual love seduction I could feel my soul dance around me, and wanting badly to be free so I swayed along with the melody to a love song played just for me I stretched my arms up to the stars and tilted my head way back and then felt the rain upon me just as soon as the thunder cracked the cold clear drops slid down my face as it hid my fallen tears but I swore to always keep up this dance until I could no longer hear the beat that moved me gently like the beat within my heart there was no way for me under the velvet night that I could ever part I danced with the soul of my being and heard a violin through it all and then I finally fell to my knees , that is when I took my fall

Something I Found In My Research For A Medical Class I Am Taking A Few Of:)
Health Benefits of masturbation and sex Being the month for masturbation, you all can see there is more good than bad in it. So get those hands lubed up....and let the fun begin. Health Benefits of masturbation and sex (as well as orgasm): • Long Life: more than 1 orgasm per week has been found in people who live a significantly longer life than those who have orgasms less frequently. • Less likely to develop breast cancer: breast cancer is found in men and women, and regular orgasms are found to play a role in preventing this type of cancer. • Healthy Heart: regular orgasms are found to link to people being 50% less likely to die from heart failure or coronary heart disease. • Healthy Immune system: regular sexual activity has been found to stimulate and strengthen the immune system, which helps us fight off colds, flu’s and other viruses. • Youthful Appearance: regular sexual activity has been found to help maintain a very young and youthful

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of,,,,,,*wng*
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of ev

~all Of Me, My Mind, Heart, Body And Soul Belong To Mymaster~
A slave's heart is filled with love, loyalty and trust, for the right Master. There are a lot of Masters, but there can only be one, "The One." When a slave finds her soul entwined with the One, she is satisfied, she is alive, she is complete. The journey is long and hard. The search goes on, but when I/it is found, I/it is blessed with the union that M/most cannot find in a lifetime. A Journey is worth a lifetime.

A Letter From Ma Baby Patrick
hey i jus wanted to tell you that i love u soo much and i wud do anything for you.and you love me i always wanted to be with you forever...i have strong feelings for you eva since last nite and it was like love at first sight for us and u know i said i will die for you...but i wanted to have you for myself but i guess i cant and you cant have me for myself either...but now i realized that i want to be with you only and i wanted to marry you and start a family with you one day...but i guess i hope that will happen and i love you to death you just dont know i daydreamed about you all day sending you texted messages that i missed you and stuff like that...i just cant get you off my mind i just want to hold you close and tell you the things i wanted to do to you, asking you wats on ur mind,and telling you that... I Love You

My Bitch Pledge
Notorious from head 2 toe Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe YOU aint worth MY time & cant take MY place So if YOU got SOMETHING 2 say, BITCH say it 2 MY face I play MY game like monopoly I dare ANY BITCH to land on MY property BITCHY, Yeah,I might be slightly CAUSE I dont know how to say FUCK YOU politely BITCH, Did I just hear YOU talking? Yeah, dats right,keep fucking walking FOR all dem HOES trying 2 take MY spot I got 3 words FOR YOU... I THINK NOT When BITCHES bring shit, I'm far from the calmest... I aint gon' slap YOU, I'ma fuck YOU up *dats a promise* Callin me a BITCH? I know,I know but in the words of Ludacris, YOUSE A HOE So you think you can take me well give me a call my number is 1-800-FUCK-A-BITCH-UP

Da 2nd Letter From My Man
Hi baby i jus typing up this letter to tell you how i feel about you...baby you make me feel special to da bottom of my heart and i would never leave you and i hope you wont do it to me...imma b there by ur side when ur sick and when ur having ur bad days...baby imma fight ur battles for you and if i wont be able to do it imma help you fight em... baby i care soo much about you you are the first thing that comes 2 mind to me when i wake up in the morning jus to talk to you and the last thing that comes to my mind when i go to bed...baby i will never hurt you...even though we live soo far apart i love u too death and you kno dat...baby i wanna b with you forever till the day i die and i will fuck someone up who ever put their hands on u...and i hope you like this card because this is coming from my heart and i I Love You Soo Much

What You Don't Know Who Peter Britt Is , Well Time U Do
Jody Dickey Date: Jun 19, 2007 5:45 AM ADD HIM , BUY HIS CDS, HIS BOOK, GET TO KNOW THIS AWESOME ARTIST Thats What Livings For "Thats What Livings For is a country music journey of original music from the heart of a country music artist whose music comes straight from that, his heart. In this album, you will hear songs which make you want to get up and dance, songs that will bring tears to your eyes and songs that can, and will, make you look into your own heart." So what if you put Paul McCartney, George Strait, Dwight Yoakam, Brooks and Dunn, Toby Keith, Gary Allen and a few others together? – Peter Britt– is what you will come up with. "Thats What Livings For" by "Peter Britt" is one of the most powerful and wonderful pieces of modern country rock you will ever hear. Thats What Livings For is a journey into the heart of modern country music. It won't be long, and you will see Peter Britt on the country music awards, the country music charts and the country music top 4

Single Dad
Hi all, just need to vent some frustration. I dont know if there are any other single parents out there, im sure there are, But every since my ex wife had her car accident ive been left as the soul caretaker of my soon to be 10 yr old daughter, now dont get me wrong it has been the absolute best time of my life. The problem is it makes dating very difficult, Cause i feel its best for my daughter to have my sole attention. So if there are any single parents out there, id love to get some advice on how you deal with the whole dating scene?

An Oldie...enjoy!
Be careful who you wish for They said... And I wished for you With a twinkle and a soft touch You caress my back CRACK! for all the messages I didn't send CRACK! for not being careful of your wrists CRACK! for pushing a point to far And five or so more I can't remember the reasons for My eyes now cry at the sweet release... no reasons but the pain My back now bleeds reminders of how much you love me and why I should love you "Don't forget my love, or I'll remind you some more!" Sometimes I forget On purpose... c. scorpionfish 7/24/06

My Mom's Birthday Party
Well this Saturday is my Mom's Birthday! We(her family) plans on throwing her this party at a bar we know called The Wheel. I ordered a cake and we plan on having like snacks and refreshments and all. They even have a Karaoke D.J. coming and well we all love to Karaoke. Well, I guess I'll let you know what happens afterwards.

Vermillion, Pt. 2
Vermillion, Pt. 2 Lyrics » Slipknot She seen trust in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through the cover in me Id do anything ever to myself Just to have her for myself Now I dont know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sane. She is everything to me The unaquited dream A song that no one sings The unobtainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I dont know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sane. But I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat Choke, dawn into pieces I wont No, I dont want to be this But I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me She isnt real I can make her real She isnt r

Up There Where The Air Is Clear
SO… I am up north – VERY up north – not so up north as to be in Darwin, but more like in Far North Queensland – it’s not the sunny tropics here, but it is humid and it is rainy. That is not such a bad thing, for me at all. The flight was delayed, and then there was a headwind which slowed us down, and then we had a go-around due to bad weather and wind-sheer warnings, and it was all very exciting. Still the accommodation almost makes up for it. The apartment has aircon, dishwasher, all mod cons, and a LARGE plasma TV :) - as well as a smaller one in the bedroom (with built-in DVD player). I brought the first season of Torchwood up here to watch, but it doesn’t like the DVDs :( - I’m not sure what the issue is there, alidon, but the DVDs don’t seem to want to play in any DVD player (commercial or PC-based). Weird. They must be DivX, but my DivX player won’t play them either. Still, I saw the first episode on TV a few days ago – and I quite liked what I saw – and was horrified at the "Wh

...oh Yeah I Almost Forgot
...apparently there is ONE goth-type-shop up here called Fetish4Life which is a kind of cross between Central Station Records, Mardi Gras HQ and Gallery Serpentine. It does have New Rocks (but only one style) and a bit of a mish-mash of cultures in the store. It's like a very watered-down version of Gallery Serpentine. So, after a bit of wandering about and some internet-surfing, I can say that there are not too many 'people in black' up here I can tell you. Still next door to Fetish4Life is a shoe/boot store. They sell every size of Johnny Rebs imaginable! This in itself is great - except - they (Thomas Cook - the parent Australian shoe company) have recently changed the physical manufacturers of Johnny Rebs to CHINA!!! This means that I used to wear a size 7 in Johhny Reb boots, and now - a size 5 is too small across the top of the foot - and too big in the heel (so it slips up and down a LOT)! So - apparently - now I can't buy new ones because of the stupid change of shape in the ma

The Doctor Is In
A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, Yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Men In Heaven
Once Upon A Time, At Heaven's Pearly Gates...... When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the Head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

I Dunno!?!?!?!?!
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

Lost
im lost in my world confussed i ahve to move forward in my ife and that means i have to leave the person that means the most too me some people call this a crossroad but i dont know that ill ever move trough this crossroad of mine it hurts but i guess its going to im lost and cant move untill i figure things out

Learn
Inside all of us is a heart. If we all learn to use it properly Then maybe, just maybe we can all Learn to love. All of us want to be loved Either by friends, family, or that special Boy or girl that you dream of at night hoping and fantasizing to run away with and live a perfect life with no mistakes. Inside all of us is a mind that controls our Thoughts,and sometimes we listen to our powerful Mind instead of our heart. And sometimes, instead of Listening to our hearts and going by mind We break hearts. What's inside of us is very Powerful but we can control it if we want to We can control our actions of not breaking hearts, We can control of life. Inside of all of us is the one we love But if we can't learn to use our heart We can't learn to love. Learn to Love, listen to your heart.

Yyyyyyyy
Sexy Soldier contest begins June 22nd at 6 am cst and ends June 29th at 6pm cst. Rates are worth 10 points each and comments are worth 1 point each. MUST fan/rate the host, otherwise you won't have access Your host for the contest is everyones favorite Blow Job ~*BJ*~ H.T.A.'s Sweetest Bombshell & Recruiter *Plus Size Pin-up Girl*

Keep It Wet
We live in a condo complex of about 40 suites. I was helping plant some plants with a few of the other owners one Saturday morning, when I heard some moaning and groaning coming from one of the suites. These two were really going at it as they were getting louder and louder. I stopped and listened to the two and soon I felt another body beside me. My wife had come out and was listening to the moans too. As we stood there listening, another of the owners came over to see what we were doing. "Now that sounds like fun," she said. "Maybe I can find out who that is and see if they would be interested in fucking me too. It sounds like he has a great cock and she loves fucking." I looked over at my wife and she had a surprised look on her face. I looked at the other woman and started to notice some of her features. She wasn't very tall but her breasts were well proportioned and she had a tight ass. She also had a surprised look on her face but there was more than

101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!

Low Sperm Count...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

The Duck & The Devil
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes". But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" . So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to hel

Chapstick (a Mom's Story)
CHAPSTICK So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves Chap Stick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chap stick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done. Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone

Random Poerty
Aphrodite’s Kiss Your silhouette flickering in the candle light With our luscious lips quivering Like they have never been kissed before. Your body yearns for attention Begging to be touched by a soft hand As you call out my name like never before. Tension is building up About to burst – Temptations are not forgiving Do we give in? Closer and closer to the moment and I put my hand on the small of your back Pulling you in closer With the light flickering out. We lean closer to Make this picture perfect moment Our first kiss together Last an eternity. Attack Siegfried Sassoon, The Old Huntsman, 1918 At dawn the ridge emerges massed and dun In the wild purple of the glow'ring sun, Smouldering through spouts of drifting smoke that shroud The menacing scarred slope; and, one by one, Tanks creep and topple forward to the wire. The barrage roars and lifts. Then, clumsily bowed With bombs and guns and shovels and battle-gear, Men jostle and climb

Thursday, November 16, 2006
11/16/06: New Beginnings... Current mood: anxious That was aggravating. As you all who read my blog know, I have this place and Yahoo 360 where I post my blogs. I keep my 360 page because of all of the work I put into it with lists, reviews and the like. I was just posting an entry on 360 when it just vanished. Fortunately I was able to recover most of it, but that kind of burns me up, considering that I am just doing a stream-of-consciousness thing, posting about my feelings and what is going on, and to lose it like that is enough to make we want to tear my hair out. Anyway, on with the show.... I applied for another position within the company that I work for and I got it... It means more money to be earned and more autonomy. I basically am going to be driving between our three warehouses in Michigan, and its a 4pm-12am shift. I don't have a problem with it because I am essentially a night owl anyway, even though I work an 8am-5pm shift as of right now. One of my girl

Saturday, October 21, 2006
10/21/06 Current mood: sad Marcus Marshawn Beckom 1981-2006 "You may have not lived long, but you lived fully and completely. Go with God, my friend." There is no experience in all the world like going to a funeral. Whether it be a close friend, family member or co-worker (as is the case here), In a way, its one of the worst things a human being can go through. Everyone there thought of him highly. When it was time for people who knew him to share their feelings and stories about Marcus, every last one of them had nothing but the highest praise for him. I got up there and pretty much represented my feelings and those of my co-workers when I said that I was happy and proud to have known him, and that I thought of him as the little brother I never had. The longer I was up there, the more difficulty I had in controlling my emotions enough to say what I felt needed to be said. He and I talked about basketball and video games. He always was wanting to know more, he had a true

Tuesday, October 17, 2006
10/17/06: You know.. Well, its that time again to run down the major events of the past month. Without any further ado, lets get to it. Tallyssinae came and she did a good job of taking care, as she always does. That being said, I wish I had held her visit off because I wasn't in the right mindset to have someone in close proximity to me after the breakup with dae, which I had not fully dealt with. I was closed off and distant, and it showed. It wasn't anything she did or did not do, this one was on me. Meanwhile, dae and I are going to remain friends. She left to visit her parents right around the same time as tallyssinae came to see me. Coincedence? No, I don't think so either. When she got back we talked and things are okay, if a little tenuous. Its obvious that she wants things as they were, but I honestly don't think that they will go back to that time. I love her dearly, but for previously explained reasons, we cannot be together. Which brings me to another point. Som

Perks For The Over-40 Crowd
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There's nothing left to learn 'the hard way'. 7) Things you buy now probably won't wear out. 8) You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m. 9) You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11) You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15) You sing along with the elevator music. 16) Your eyes won't get much worse. 17) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Wea

Sunday, June 04, 2006
6/4/06: Now it gets interesting..... Current mood: anxious June is shaping up to an an interesting month, to say the least. First off, tallyssinae goes home tomorrow.. she has done nothing less than an excellent job (once again) of taking care of me and my home. She derives true pleasure from service, and she is going to make a fine addition to my home once she is able to join me. I love her a lot, she is good to me and she is good for me. Next is watching my girl and seeing that she gets better... I briefly visited her in the hospital tonight, and she is showing definite signs of improvement, despite her discomfort. I would think that it would be very hard to get comfortable if you had tubes sticking out of you every which way, especially the right side of your head... I hope she continues so that she gets out of ICU this week and into a regular room. Every day I see her getting a little better, and that's very encouraging. My thanks go out to all the well-wishers who have c

Sunday, May 28, 2006
5/28/06: Life is short and precious... Life has a way of reminding you just how fragile and fleeting it can sometimes be. One of my girls suffered a brain anuerysm on friday, and she went in for surgery this morning. When I got the news from her brother, it was a definite shock to the system. She had been complaining of migraines for the past few days, and I didn't think that much of it, as she has suffered from them before. When I heard her brother's voice when I picked up the phone this morning, I was dreading the worst, to be sure. I went and visited her this evening, and I was glad to find out that she went through the surgery very well, and the doctors are optimistic. I remember back in high school a girl suffered one and she couldn;t remember anyone or anything. I am very happy that was not the case here. Her road to recovery is going to be long and fraught with pain, but she's a strong one, and I am sure she will pull through. I will endeavor to do whatever I can to he

Friday, November 12, 2004
10/12/04: Drama and frustrations... Well how about this, writing twice in one month... who woulda thunk it? I need to vent here. While on the road today, I got a call from Dae, telling me that she needs $400 paid to her rent or she will get evicted from the YMCA, where she lives now. She got into this predicament because she did not pay her current rent, thinking that because her Section 8 voucher came in that she would get a new apartment without any problems. That was mistake number one. I told her as much before I left to go to Idaho; pay your rent as if you are not going to get a place at all. That way, you will have your bases covered. But one of Dae's great failings is that she does not heed advice well, no matter what the source of it is. so she ignores her rent and now she faces eviction. When I got the call, I was very angry with her. This is something that an irresponsible college student does, not a grown woman of thirty-six years who is supposed t

Thursday, September 23, 2004
9/23/04: One step forward, three steps back Well, after a month, things have taken a turn for the worse. First thing is that after spending a great deal of energy on her and the relationship, Pepper is no longer a part of my life. With one day before her coming up here to live, she flaked out on me, thinking I insulted her somehow. She decided to move to California, instead of honoring her word and my wishes and at least trying to see if things would work out. So much for her saying that she is a slave, and that she loves me and she wishes to serve me. I won;t go so far as to say that she *plays* at being a slave, but in my book if one has made the commitment, you don;t go changing it at the last minute. That in itself hurt, but that pain was compounded by the fact that Danielle also decided to part ways with me after a year. I understand her reasons, at least the intellectual and pragmatic part of me does, but the emotional part of me is still trying to recove

Monday, August 16, 2004
8/16/04: A New Beginning, Long Overdue. Friday, August 20th, 2004. Thats the day a new chapter starts in my life. I move out of this emotional minefield that I have called home for the past two years, and I go to my new apartment. All that remains here in my room are the bare essentials: bed, lamp, computer, tv, ps2, vcr, dvd player and stereo. Everything else sits in boxes at the apartment, waiting to be unpacked. Everyone who knows me and cares has said that I have needed to get away from my roommates and their manipulative, misanthropic world, and they have been right. Now that I have the funds and the ability to do so, I did so as quickly as possible. Now it is coming to fruition, and I am excited, nervous, apprehensive, and relieved. I shed myself of the burdens I have been carrying in exchange for a different set. I just hope that these are lighter. I will be on my own for a month or so, then Allie will come to stay for several months. I hope that she ge

Saturday, August 07, 2004
8/07/04: Time management, or juggling act? There are times when I wish that my heart wasn't so big, that I could just focus on one person and devote myself to her throughout the length of our relationship. Seeing how things have turned out for me over the last eight years, that's not in the cards for me. There is D, who lives in NYC. She is a very independent person with a strong personality. Then there is C, whom is trying to piece together her life while going through a divorce, Of course there is L, who is trying to get her life together as well. Then there is V, who is just now starting to see possibilities in deepening our relationship, and there is S, who I have known for years and have owned her previously. We share a link that no matter how we part ways, we always come back together. And now there is P, who I am not sure our newly found relationship will survive, because of her inability to adapt to circumstances. She lost her husband and Master, two an

Signs You Are Broke
1) American Express calls and says, " Leave home without it" 2) Your idea of a seven course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant 3) You formulating a plan to rob a food bank 4) You've rolled so many pennies you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln 5) Long distance company's don't call you to switch 6) You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes 7) You rob Peter, and then rob Paul 8) You finally clean your house, hoping to find change 9) you think of a lottery ticket as an investment 10) Your bologna has no first name 11) you give blood everyday, just for the orange juice 12) Sally Struthers sends you food 13) McDonalds supply's you with all you kitchen condiments 14) At communion , you go back for seconds

You Might Be Addicted To Aol If...
You Might be Addicted to AOL if... Tech Support calls You for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL You watch T.V. with the closed cationing turned on You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out" You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's You have ever joined "Si habla Espanol"(spanish chat room) "just to work on my spanish" you've ever typed "drinking on AOL is better than drinking alone" you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone know you are going to be away you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe) you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete

Stairway To Heaven..(gotta Love Blonde Jokes!!)
There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell." So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell. On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate. Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!". Tags: jokes | Edit Tags

Funnies..
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws." WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, be

Answers To Everything
What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. H

~helpful Husband!!!~
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, "What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."

Fuck You (xplict Lyrics)
Lyrics Artist: Dr. Dre f/ Devin the Dude, Snoop Dogg Album: The Chronic 2001 Song: Fuck You [answering machine girl] Hi baby I know your under a lot of pressure at your work and all And I do understand You have no idea how much I understand But you also don't have any idea how much I love you I love you so much I think about you I feel you in my arms I miss you.. I miss you terribly I've just always wanted someone like you in my life I love you so much; that I'd do anything I'd do anything I'll be your perfect woman for you [Dr. Dre] I just wanna fuck bad bitches All them nights I never had bitches Now I'm all up in that ass bitches Mad at 'cha boyfriend, aint 'cha? You'se a bad girl, gotta spank ya Gotta thank ya for that head clinic Explicit, hella photogenic And tell your friends where the dick's at Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmate Before you kiss 'em use Colgate "She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch too

Romantic Compatibility
Provided by Astrology.com Capricorn & Gemini When Gemini and Capricorn come together in a love affair, it may be tough for them to remember why they're together at all, as the ways in which they approach the world couldn't be more opposite. If they're operating from a base of love and mutual respect, they'll be able to overcome most obstacles, but they must work hard. Gemini must have freedom to think outside the bounds; they rely on their quick wits, humor and intellectual prowess to move through life at a fast pace. Capricorn is concerned with advancement and status; they rely on following the rules and finding set, tried-and-true paths to follow toward success, no matter how long it takes. Gemini likes to cut corners; Capricorn likes to be thorough. These two Signs' challenge as a couple is to learn to maintain a similar pace so they can arrive at the same place at the same time. Capricorn is very unassuming and quiet, which stands out even more against Gemini's outg

Fraggle's Abcs
Fraggle's ABCs A is for - AGE: 35 B is for - BEVERAGE CHOICE: Iced Tea C is for - CAREER OF CHOICE: *ROCK STAR* D is for - DAD'S NAME: Robert E is for - ESSENTIAL ITEM TO BRING TO A PARTY: Life of the PARTY! ME= )~ F is for - FAVORITE SONG: Currently My Lumps! G is for - GONE TO A CONCERT LATELY? Kenny Chesney H is for - HOMETOWN: Alton, Il I is for - INSTRUMENT YOU LIKE THE MOST: Violin J is for - JOB TITLE: MOM MOM MOM K is for - KIDS: Yes M is for - MOMS NAME: Karen N is for - NUMBER OF PETS: 2 O is for - OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: Most recent May 2005 Kidney Stones P is for - PHOBIA(S): Snakes Q is for - QUOTE: It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not and Well behaved women rarely make history R is for - RELATIONSHIP THAT LASTED LONGEST: 9 year marriage S is for-SOMEONE FAMOUS THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU OR SIMILAR: Missy! T is for - TIME YOU WAKE UP: I don't do Mornings U is for- Unique trait: Honest and Straightf

**slow Dance**
**SLOW DANCE* * Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short.The music won't last When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there.When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. L

Quotes
*No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new doorway of the human spirit.*- Helen Keller * You can complain because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses.*- Ziggy *Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your sock by their character makes no sense and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.*- Anonymous *Three things in life that should never be broken....... toys, promises, and hearts.*-Anonymous *Good friends are like 4-leaf clovers, hard to find, but lucky to have.*- Anonymous *No man is worth your tears. When you find one that is, he won't make you cry.*- Anonymous *Life is like a bowl of cherries, not all of them can be sweet.*- Anonymous *You should never compare yourself to the best others can do, but the best you can do.*-Anonymous *Life without friends, is like a broken pencil. There's no point.*- Anonymous *Stop blaming

Woman's Advantages
Benefits of Being Female We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. Our boyfriend's clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Free drinks. Free dinners. We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. We know the truth about whether size matters. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a

Tips For Life
Tips For Life Give people more than they expect, and do so cheerfully. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you'd like. Don't say "I love you" unless you really mean it. But remember life is short, so if you do love someone tell them you do. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, good conversation will be one of the principal elements of an enduring relationship. In disagreements, fight fair, no name calling. Don't let little squabble damage a good friendship. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Call your Mom. Say "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. Don't judge people by their relatives. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask "Why do you want to know?" Smile when p

My Nicknames
My Nicknames: P. I. M. P. Sweet Melissa, Missy, Mel, Melly, Superflychick, Miss Missy, Messy Missy, Spoiled Brat,Crazy, Cool, Sexy, Steve's Slut, Hoochie, Bitch, FREAK, # 1 Tease, Honey, Babe, Cutie, Sweetheart and Stupid Gurl 2 U

Love
Love is raire,Life is strange,Nothing last,And people Change! Why does love hurt so bad? He tells you he loves you then he just up and leaves you?Like nothing. Lies.... Why'd you have to say them? Why'd you have to lie? First you said you loved me, then you said good-bye. How come no matter what someone says,and how bad they hurt you,when you love them you can never leave them for good!?! No matter what they do,it seems like love is so strong you always find away to forgive them.If they lie cheat or anything like that you can never let go of them and give the love up.Even the girls who get beat,they always make excuses for there loved ones and always blame themselves and never leave.Why is that?

Just Thought I Would Update My Son
here we go i took him to a second dr for his autism we have it confirm hes got autism so thats the good news now i am working on his education the new dr wants him in this one school and the plubic school is fighing me now. so i can see its going to be a long summer. but i thought i would share you the news at least now we know what we have to do work harder. have a good day

Quit Date
Well today is the day. I called 1-800-QUIT-NOW a week ago Thursday. I had seen their commercial that said they offered all kinds of free help and stuff to assist people in quitting smoking. Anyway after about a few minutes with an operator, and another half an hour with a "quit-coach", I was all signed up. They ask you a bunch of questions; whether you use cigarettes or chew, how often you use, how long you've been using, and when you want your "quit-date" to be. I thought that was funny, like they were gonna send someone over to keep me occupied so I wouldn't smoke, and I kept thinking "What about after my quit-date and I do it?" and "I'm really going to want a smoke then." One of the things that's really cool is that they offer free patches, gum, or lozenges to help with the cravings. For those of you who smoke and have thought about quitting, you've probably priced stuff like Cigarrest or Nicotrol, and you know how expensive this stuff is. They sent me a months worth of th

No Hope.
is it even possible to find a guy that can respect a girl? one that knows how to make her smile? keep her happy? one that can make her feel good about herself? and not degrade her? one that won't cheat on her? can make her feel like she's the only one? even a few of those? my god. i give up.

The Beast
An old painting of the Beast of Revelation. "And I stood upon the sand of the Sea, and saw a Beast rise up out of the Sea having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the Beast which I saw was like unto a Leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a Bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a Lion: and the Dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority" - Revelation 13:1

I Heading Out!
I am leaving today for fabulous Las Vegas! I plan to cut the fuck lose! Can't wait to get out of this god forsaken hole called Ohio and go where everything is perfect in the world...VEGAS! It is my favorite spot in the whole wide world. Lots of sin, booze and everything a girl could want! what more can you ask for?!?!?

Summer Tick Warning
Summer Tick Warning Given the onset of warmer weather it's very important that you be aware of this. I would ask you to ensure that you forward this to everyone that you care about. SUMMER TICK WARNING If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off for an inspection, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Rainy Days
Ain't nothing better than a stormy rainy day during the summer. As I lie here in bed, resting after a long morning packing, it's finally starting to rain and thunder. I'm relaxed and just enjoying the sound. There's no TV on, no music, just the sound of the thunder and the rain hitting my windows. The rain is cooling down the temperature outside, which is great being that it was over 100 degrees just an hour ago. My windows are cracked open and I'm peacefully reminiscing of the days of my youth. It's a shame I had to grow up so fast but I live through my children now. They are playing in their room as we speak. I've never been more at peace or humble than I am now. I'm contemplating and planning my future with no regrets about my past. Rain does amazing things to the soul and the mind. I wish everyday was a rainy day. Enjoy your day!

You Where My Evrything Max
I WAIT FOR YOU FIVE MONTHS WHEN YOU WERE HOME ITS WONDERFUL..N YEAH WE HAD OUR DRAMA WITH MY KIDS AND THEM BITCHES THAT WHERE SENDING YOU NUDE PICTURES OF THEM SELVES BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS GREAT.. I MISS SLEEPING IN YOUR ARMS AND WAKING UP IN YOUR ARMS. AND THE CRAZY PLACES YOU HAVE TALKED ME IT GOING TO.... WE DID THING TOGETHER THAT I WOULD DARE DO . BUT THE WHERE FUN.. I MISS YOU DANCING WITH ME IN THE C RAZIEST PLACES THE GROCERY STORE THE ALL WAS EVEN AT BUS STOPS YOU MADE ME FEEL LOVED....THEN STUPID ME THOUGHT THAT LOVE WAS TRUE SO I SENT YOU TO SEE YOUR LAST CHILD BORN AND NOTHING WAS THE SAME YOU KEEPT TELLING YOU WERE COMING BACK AND NEVER DID SO NOW I HAVE TO LET YOU GO .........CUZ IT HURTS TO MUCH MI AMOR . ES TU MI CORIZON POR IS TU ES NO MASA MINE.......... YOU BELONG TO THE BREEZIES ON THE INTERNET MY LOVE .I WILL AWAYS LOVE YOU FROM A FAR BECAUSE I CANT NOT SEE YOU AND KEEP THE TEARS FROM FALLING

Ct Bouncers
TOS#5.Content Posted on the Site. a. You understand and agree that CherryTAP.com MAY REVIEW AND DELETE any CONTENT, messages, CherryTAP.com Messenger messages, photos or PROFILES (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of CherryTAP.com violate this Agreement or which may be offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any Member. b. You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on the Service or any material or information that you transmit to other Members. TO ALL YOU LAMEASS CT BOUNCERS: I BET IF IT WAS SOMEONE ON YOUR FAMILY LIST OR A CLOSE FRIEND OR REAL FAMILY MEMBER YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN WOULDNT YOU???...YOU FUCKING RIGHT YOU WOULD.......YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSS. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SO DON'T ACT ALL STUPID LIKE YOU DONT. http://cherrytap.com/tos.php# and scroll down to #5.......but when they dont feel like doin shit they say "TOS#7" as their response. Boun

20 Pics Of Me?
looking at that was suprised to see i had that many but looking at them i only toook a few rest were taken by others as we ran around having fun. well i guess if i ever go to hide there are enough pics will have to grow a beard

Great Use Of Tax Payer's Money
Convicted killer's bid for sex change draws big costs Story Highlights• Convicted killer Robert Kosilek, now called Michelle, wants sex-change surgery • Trial opened more than a year ago; expert testimony has cost more than $52,000 • Advocates say sex-change surgery, in some cases, is a medical necessity • Trial outrages lawmakers who say taxpayers shouldn't pay for "elective" surgery BOSTON (AP) -- A trial that opened more than a year ago has become bogged down in Boston federal court. There have been hundreds of hours of testimony from witnesses, including 10 medical specialists paid tens of thousands of dollars. The judge himself even hired an expert to help him make sense of it all. The question at the center of the case: Should a murderer serving life in prison get a sex-change operation at taxpayer expense? The case of Michelle -- formerly Robert -- Kosilek is being closely watched across the country by advocates for other inmates who want to undergo a sex change.

Part 2
It is worth mentioning here that as L was sucking on my rock hard cock, she came from that alone. Yes, this turned me on even more and made sure I was going to cum and cum hard. After shooting my load onto me, her and the bed, we figured it was time to actually leave, as we were supposed to go to my house. The plan was for her to spend the night at my house and then I was taking her on to a friend of hers birthday party/cookout. I was fairly certain I wouldn't be able to keep my hands and my tongue off of her, but one can never take for granted that these things will happen. The drive back to my house was a very interesting one. The little sexual innuendos were flying about like moths around a porch light and there was the bit of fondling and caressing here and there, as well. I swear, couple of times I thought for sure I'd have to pull over just from that. My ears are probably the second most sensitive spot on my entire body and she knew just how to hit that button. At this t

For June 27,2007
wow i was just talking about this Pack your bags, grab your passport and take off for parts unknown. You can reignite your passionate nature. Who knows? Romance could also thrive when you move away from familiar settings and take the plunge into the unknown.

Done In Secret
French kissing, tongues intertwining, long sexy drinks. gotta lap it up. From here to there, I look to find, the one (or two) who seek the same. Yelling fuck me, when they cum in my mouth, I know who is there in secret.

Damn Effin Survey Chit!!!
OOOOOOOKKKKKK so I went to take a damn survey and the effin crap got stuck on me so I get no points no nothing for the damn survey... WTF dude... so any way what the hell is up with that....????? Who broke my shit damn it?!?!?!?!?!

My Fav Songs By Skitsystem
Slaughter of innocence Raping your flock I hope you choke on your riches Emotionally blocked Human waste What a fucking waste You'er a fucking disgrace The 3rd world's dying It's not your loss Your starvation is mental Crawl back to your cross Human waste… ___________________________________________ Everything's shit The whole system against me Don’t understand anything You want me on my knees Crawling in your shit Everything's shit When will you give up My life's destroyed By your lies Laws and deceit Everything's shit

Imagine All The People
In 1964 beatlemania was the thing happening. Most people forgot the person behind this phenomena. They could see the brilliance of the Beatles and the more dangerous persons in their counterband the Rolling Stones. Hidden inside his own group invincible to most people was Brian Jones. Brian was the inventor and upholder of what happened. His meeting with Lennon started it, and without his arguing with Lennon there would be no Beatles and without Brian the Stones would had no interest (or talent) being more than a regular bluesband. He did a bit more during the years that followed than play harmonicum and guitars. And he wrote songs. In 1965 he was set up by Bob Dylan and what followed was later seen as the really important period of the 60's. The Beatles made Revolver and The White Album. Dylan became a real poet. The Stones did some decent albums. Hendrix came and went. We had the love generation and flower power. The destroying of Brian that some years later led to his early de

Poetry
Face So why did you do it? I was nothing to you Just a means to an end Your perverted fantasy Somewhere deep in that sick mind is there a conscious? Is there remorse? Is there a thought for your victims? You stood in front of me again Twenty years were between us What did you do? Were you sorry? Did you feel at all? HOW COULD YOU STAND THERE AND SMILE WHILE I DIED crumbling inside I see your family a family you don't deserve A thousand hells are not enough for your punishment How can you see the monster in the mirror and not be afraid I wanted to ask them Your children and wife If they knew what you are DO THEY KNOW? I said all the things I wanted to say I said go to hell I said DIE die die I said all of it well, the perfect lady You never wanted me to be You tried to take from me I said it all very calmly after you were gone In my mind a thousand times I said it all But while you were there all I could do was act like I didn't know Pretend not to

Maybe
Maybe... Maybe our Creator wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe.. .when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe... it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of and want to do. Maybe... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just

Tattoo Survey
Body: If you have tatts, do the survey, if you don't then get a tatt or pass it on! 1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? No 2. When did you get your first tattoo? 17 3. What was your first tattoo? KoRn on my lower back 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? Tara Lee on my wrist 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? Yes 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? Nope 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? Yes 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? Tribal on my ribs 9. How many tattoos do you have? 57 or 58 10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed? Yes 11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? Yes- Sinner on my chest 12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo? No 13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight? 3 hours 14. What is the biggest tattoo that you have and how long did it take? KoRn on my lower back 3 hours 16. Do you regret h

Caribbean Sweet Potato Salad
Caribbean Sweet Potato Salad There are a number of versions of sweet potato salad existing in cyberspace. Some are made with a combination of white potatoes and sweet potatoes and some with sweet potatoes only. We like ours the best. It’s made with sweet potatoes, corn, and red onion. The surprise ingredient is peanuts. The dressing is made with lime juice, ginger, and a clove of garlic. This is an adventuresome salad but if made with enough spark from the dressing, it is very good . . . and good for you. 2 large sweet potatoes or yams 1 can corn kernels, well drained 1/4 cup red onion, coarsely chopped 1/4 fresh squeezed lime juice 2 teaspoons prepared mustard, preferably Dijon 3 tablespoons brown sugar 1 clove garlic 1/2 teaspoon grated ginger 1/4 cup olive oil salt and pepper to taste 1 cup cucumber pieces, pealed and 1/2 inch diced 1/2 cup coarsely chopped peanuts 1. Steam the sweet potatoes in the microwave until cooked but still slightly firm. (You can

Hi
Hi Just thought I would introduce myself,my name is lucie of course lol I am orginally from Idaho but moved to uk with parents when i was small, so can't remember much about living in Idaho. I am married to steve and we have two children Ryan 10 and Lucie 5, I like clubbing,music,tv,reading,dolphins and pogo.

Hey
well, we will just see what happens here, this place seems to move a lot quicker than my last home, for a guy with borderline A.D.D this should be fun. LMAO Well, im just going to stand back and see what happens. Have a good one tappers, and dont be afraid to reach out and touch me. Bwhahahhaa

Come And Rate, Add, And Fan Me
i AM VERY BORED AND WOULD LIKE TO READ SOME COMMENTS PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT ME SO GO AHEAD AND RATE, FAN, AND ADD. pLEASE DONT FORGET TO LEAVE COMMENTS BECAUSE I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! MUAHZ XOXO CHERRY_TART

Which Song Describes You?
Which song describes you?Black ParadeYou are the hero/rebel who is never noticed by the person but of the things you have done....you will be the leader of your broken down clique.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

What Kind Of A Lover Are You?
What kind of a LOVER are YOU?You are a PASSIONATE LOVER!When it comes to sex and relationships you put 100% into both. You like to have fun and try new things but you pay alot of attention to the PASSION that lives in side of each kiss, touch or meaningful word. You contain the whole package and any man would be would be very lucky to have a women like you!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

An Apology For Our Children
An Apology for our Children I got up early this morning to walk Mu Shu and as we were heading out the door, a thought popped into my head. Has anyone ever apologized to their children for the turmoil or pain that is inflicted on these little souls through family quarrels, conflicts, divorces, wars or let me just put it plainly the negativity that we as adults put into their little lives? Has anyone taken the time to sit and think on this? Or do we all continue to harbor this disgusting, peace robbing, rotting garbage so that eventually like all rotten stuff does do, seep through to our children? They look to us for love, support, guidance and nurturing of their souls....are we giving them this or are we just showing them the opposite. Are we allowing them to grow up in a healthy, harmonious way in order to live as humans in this world? With this thought.....I am taking the first step out there for our children....I am saying out loud to them all, scream

Why Can't There Be Peace In Our Homes?
Why can't there be peace in our homes? Why do people thrive to try to make others unhappy or miserable? Isn't there enough turmoil or drama in the world without it coming into your homes? There is too much backstabbing, too much anger, too much turmoil. Why? Why not allow others to be happy and live peacefully among themselves without interference? Why not be happy for those who are seeking it or have found it? Why belittle others to make yourself feel better? Does this make anyone feel like a bigger person? Think of what we are teaching our future generations. It needs to end with us so that our future generations can be happy and healthy without drama and turmoil. Why pass that kind of negative legacy on? Just questions that are in my mind this evening. I am trying to understand it all.

Whatever Happens Happens
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel sometimes we just have to go with......... what ever happens happens

Your Bullshit
YOUR SMILES BRING ME NOTHING ! YOUR WORDS YOU SAY ARE BULL ! TELL ME WHY I NEED YOU !!! MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY WORLD ! YOU MADE ME HAPPY ! YOU MADE ME SMILE ! YOU MADE ME FEEL AGAIN ! YOU MADE ME THINK ! THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING BETTER ! BUT THATS BULL SHIT ALL AGAIN! I CRIED EVERY DAMN DAY YOU WAS GONE ! I LISTENED TO THEM SONGS ! AND FOR WHAT ? TO BLOW UP IN MY FACE LIKE IT DID ! I’VE BEEN MAD ! I’VE BEEN PISSED ! BUT THIS …… IS WAY BE ON PISSED ! YOU’VE BROKE MY HEART ! YOU JUST DON’T KNOW ! ALL I ASK …. IS FOR YOU TO REMEMBER …. PAY BACKS A BITCH ….

Wide Eyed
As you sleep As you dream For the love of your life The lips so full and red The skin soft to the touch The body with the perfect curves The legs always open and ready The pink flesh you see in between The wetness shines like the stars in her eyes To touch this goddess Would be more then heaven for you But as you sleep and dream The same woman you dream of Is dreaming of you As she sleeps As she dreams She see you Kissing her lips Touching her skin Your hand all over her curves her legs opened and waiting Flesh to flesh For her having a goddess like you Would be heaven for her

The 4th Of July
Hot Myspace Comments God bless America, God bless all those that are fighting and for those that lost their lives protecting us to keep OUR freedom with us my love and blessings will always be with you. Thank You So Much!!!

Surgery
Hello to all my CT Friends. If you've rated me, I'm sorry it has taken me so long to give back the love. I had surgery on Friday and have been recovering...offline as it were. Show me some love cos you feel sorry for me LOL!

On The First Day, God Created The Dog And Said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of t wenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And

Tequila And Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10 When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget abou

A Beautiful Heart
This is good!!!! A good one, for sure!! One day a young woman was standing in the middle of the town Proclaiming that she had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired her heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart They had ever seen. - The young woman was very proud And boasted more loudly about her Beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old woman appeared at the front of the crowd and said, Why, your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." - The crowd and the young woman looked at the old woman's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places Where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, But they didn't fit quite right And there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges Where whole pieces were missing. - The people stared -- How can she say her heart is more beautiful

Gentle Thoughts For Today
Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take

Oh Good Lord!
Hello Damsel, I am Stephen Cooker,a Widower,41 years old from Ohio,A Business Executor,I was seriously browsing for lady when I came across your profile page. Not bad! I want a little more!Maybe start off slow, play it by ear. I think you should know more about me. I'm good-looking, smart and ambitious. I'm also easy going and independent not the clingy type. I like doing many things,going to beach and meeting people,i lose my Lovely Wife some years back in a Car accident,its really a bad experience losing a caring Woman like her but i said to myself that me losing Her its never the End of the World for Me and i think that life Goes on....Now i am looking for a caring Woman that will love and take Good care of my Son,Mark who is 9 years old,i think that they are Better woman out here...!Don't be shy; if you're interested, get back to me, you will not regret it,.You can also send your message to this e-mail address: looking4real_love111 at yahoo.Do You have Yahoo Email Address so i ca

Zappa
Was Zappa a friend of Brian? For me it seems impossible to understand. Yet there are some clues that points in that direction. He met Zappa and Dennis Hopper at Monterey, and the Captain makes it even more likely. More strange is that The Mothers Of Invention broke up the month Brian died. And the song Directly From My Heart To You might well be Zappas I Don't Know Why. But I really don't know why Brian would become a friend with Frank Zappa. He seems to have choosen friendship against all odds and reason all the time.

Hmm..........
well Desj I think we are going to get a chihauhua or something cool like that. Maybe even an attack turtle. I am pretty sure lunchmeat the cat isnt coming home. She went out to make babies and must have met an untimely end, or found a start in kitty porn. Oh, the horror of it all. She was a valuable member of the desjarlais houshold, and will be missed. Can I get a "Yeayyyyyyy new pet!!" hehe

Its Fucking Friday!!!
WEll Friday has come and here I am going back to work after 2 days off. Lucky for me that I only have to work for 2 days then I got another 2 days off. Today should be super busy so it should go pretty fast and along with that saturday will be more of the same. Monday however I am looking forward to. I am getting to sit down in that tatto chair once more. I have not gotten any work done for over a year and a half. I will be getting my tat finished on my arm. Just got about an hour or so to do to finsih it. Also doing some touch up work as well. Then I will be planning on getting my other sholder done in the next year I hope. My tatto artest works for her self and because of that she is often booked more then a year out. She does not take any new customers at this point and is just finishing stuff that she started. She does tons of large pieces. So I am hoping that I can get in on her schedule to start my other sholder some time this winter.

Salome Looking Out The Window
The french revolution was our first task to free ourselves from religious belives. What we did not concider were the concequences this would lead to. First we had to meet the egyptian heritage that both christianity and the old testament (along with greek and roman culture) is built on or spring from. Next we were facing the fact that christianity was upheld and protected by the jews. In the building of christianity we used them much the same way they were used in Egypt or the way europeans used africans in America to build their new land. This story ended with the slaughter of millions of jews during World War 2. But neither setting free the head cutter or removing the walls of our belives made it possible to build anything on the long term. We see that today in Europe, where the muslims are waiting (not very patiently) to take over.

Down On Me
Janis Joplin is (maybe the only) hero in Brians story. She stood against the person that had killed him. It was a fight between ladies. Is there another side of Brians tombstone? Nico recorded Janitor Of Lunacy the month after Brian died. Tolerate my jealousy Recognize the desperate need Nico and Thin Man means Nico-thin. Dylan had no way to continue the relationship with Nico. She was left first on Brians doorstep in early 65 and next outside Warhols house. Ballad Of A Thin Man is really a very sick song. But seen as a creation by Nico it makes a little more sense. It connects her to both Dylan and Brian. It also shows why Janis Joplin would have to go under in the whirlwind that was the killing of Brian. Dylan would have no interest in her. The thin man had other worries.

Smile~ Then Oh No!
Noon Have smokes! YAY thanks hun. So I am sitting here and its about 74 degrees inside, set the air to 70 over night to try and get it real cold as its going to be close to 100! and muggy today, well the temp is rising Oh hell the AC is broke, nope apparently the line set and condenser decided to freeze up on me! well its already 93 out I went and sprayed down the lines got the inch of ice off them that I can get to and the compressor as well but no the condenser inside I am sure is iced up so ac off and run the fan to push warm air through the coils to melt the ice when its 85 inside it will work again but then it will freeze cause its gona run non stop. Arggg!

Just Be You
if you ever just want to be you then look with in and find yourself don't look to other to make you feel complete only you can find who you are needing others to be yourself or to find yourself means that you need more down time to find who you really are never know you might like yourself

7 Wonders
LISBON, Portugal - The Great Wall of China, Rome's Colosseum, India's Taj Mahal and three architectural marvels from Latin America were among the new seven wonders of the world chosen in a global poll released on Saturday. Jordan's Petra was the seventh winner. Peru's Machu Picchu, Brazil's Statue of Christ Redeemer and Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid also made the cut. About 100 million votes were cast by the Internet and cellphone text messages, said New7Wonders, the nonprofit organization that conducted the poll. The seven beat out 14 other nominated landmarks, including the Eiffel Tower, Easter Island in the Pacific, the Statue of Liberty, the Acropolis, Russia's Kremlin and Australia's Sydney Opera House. The pyramids of Giza, the only surviving structures from the original seven wonders of the ancient world, were assured of retaining their status in addition to the new seven after indignant Egyptian officials said it was a disgrace they had to compete. The campaign

Real
I have been here a few times... I keep deleting because it just becomes about me and me exposing ... I want to find men interested in me ... knowing what excites me... what is me... just wanting to talk to me.

"stella Awards."
Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States Here are this year's winners: 5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 5th Place (tie): 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. 5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson o

Racism
Why can't everyone on this planet realise we are all here together, & the sooner we all start getting along together & realising we all have red blood the better off we will all be. I'm human before I'm Australian.

Blasphemous Rumors
Artist: Depeche Mode Album: Catching Up With Depeche Mode Title: Blasphemous Rumours Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her Slashed her wrists, bored with life Didn't succeed, thank the lord For small mercies Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again Sixteen candles burn in her mind She takes the blame, it's always the same She goes down on her knees and prays I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours But i think that god's got a sick sense of humor And when i die i expect to find him laughing Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything Found new life in jesus christ Hit by a car, ended up On a life support machine Summer's day, as she passed away Birds were singing in the summer sky Then came the rain, and once again A tear fell from her mother's eye I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours But i think that god's got a sick sense of humor And when i die i expect to find him laughing

This Is The Real Me!!!
This is real life and I would lke to know if there is anyone who would like to become friends.....by that I mean by keeping in touch and talking to each other on a regular basis. If this sounds like you please feel free to leave a comment for me!!

Iraq
My son left for Iraq just an hour ago. I am broken. Please pray for him. There is so much more I would like to say about this but I can't right now. I thought I could but I am too emotional. My son is the best and I am afraid for him.

"the Pillsbury Doughboy"
The Pillsbury Doughboy Has Passed Away Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Do

Miss N.j. Receives 2nd Blackmail Package
Yesterday at 3:52 pm Miss New Jersey has received a second threatening package from someone trying to blackmail her into relinquishing her crown, her attorney says. Anthony Caruso, an attorney for Amy Polumbo, said that he was notified about the package Saturday and that it contained a threatening letter and possibly new photographs of the 22-year-old woman. Caruso would not comment Sunday on the exact contents of the package or say who received it, but said he had given it to state investigators. Polumbo announced Thursday that someone was trying to blackmail her with old photographs and demanding that she give up her crown by Friday. The student at Wagner College in New York did not step down and has declined to comment publicly beyond her announcement. Caruso did not say what the first set of photos showed, but he said Friday said that it was the captions on the photographs that troubled Polumbo, not the images. He would not reveal what the captions said. The first

Statisch-x - Zerstörer-lyriken
Nehmen Sie sie mit einem Dampfhammer herunter Verpacken Sie ihn stark Führen Sie Schuß in Ihrem Stimmung tireur Wählen Sie Ihr Gift Trinken Sie mit Ihrem schmerzstillenden Mittel etwas Nehmen Sie uns herunter Ruinieren Sie eine Partei, wie sie nicht ausmacht Smash es oben Tote Guitarre Defekter Schlaghersteller Wenn ich könnte, würde ich ihn allen für einen Automator handeln Hier kommt er OH-, wiederholen Sie es Sie wiederholen es Zerstörer Cosmo Sauger Schlechter Atemausrufer Schlechtes TIMING robocrap Sie sind ein großer Lügner Schnellgang Tiefer Schmutz auf Ihrer Scheißelandstraße Schwarz-gemustert Flockiger Filter Hohler Hauptwobble Nehmen Sie eine Reise Erhalten Sie einen Griff, bevor Sie in der Mühe erhalten Und Sie wundern sich, warum Sie angerufen werden Zerstörer-stroyer Stereo

"monsters And The Weak" (repost From A Friend)
"Monsters and the Weak" The sun beat like a hammer, not a cloud was in the sky. The mid-day air ran thick with dust; my throat was parched and dry. With microphone clutched tight in hand and cameraman in tow, I ducked beneath a fallen roof, surprised to hear "stay low." My eyes blinked several times before in shadow I could see, the figure stretched across the rubble, steps away from me. He wore a cloak of burlap strips, all shades of grey and brown, that hung in tatters till he seemed to melt into the ground. He never turned his head or took his eye from off the scope, but pointed through the broken wall and down the rocky slope. "About eight hundred yards," he said, his whispered words concise, "beneath the baggy jacket he is wearing a device." A chill ran up my spine despite the swelter of the heat, "You think he's gonna set it off along the crowded street?" The sniper gave a weary sigh and said "I wouldn't doubt it," "unless there's something

Soldiers (sent To Me From A Friend)
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soldiers are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something

Jim Morrison
Jim Morrison did one thing in his life. He went to Paris to die among fellow poets. The Rolling Stones heard rumours that Brians friend had died there and went directly to France to dry out the rest of Brians soul. The excelent album Exile In The Main Vein was their last good album. When Morrison, the last and "unknown" soldier, had died there was no one left. Apart from Gram Parsons that was kicked from the sessions (by Anita Pallenberg). Parsons was the last mirror image of Brian Jones. He was forced to leave most of the projects he started including the Byrds and the country version of the Stones.

Hahahahaha
50 Questions... 1. So, what did you do all day?: sleep...eat...watch the telly lmao 2. What is the most expensive thing you've bought recently? a new vacuum >.> 3. Last concert (or show) you attended: never, but I watch the Concert for Diana :( 4. Coolest thing you've gotten in the mail lately: bills...FUN! 5. Discribe your favorite artical of clothing: clothes 6. Last video game played: hmm...medal of honor 7. How many CDs do you have by any ONE artist or group?: all in comp ^_^ 8. What's for dinner?: shmizza 9. Do you have any collections?: mhm....dust! 10. What was the last board game you played?: monop 11. Who won?: nobody ever finishes it wiv moi :( 12. Do you subscribe to any magazines? I think I get Stuff lol 13. Last movie you saw at a theater: WEDDING SINGER lol its been like 9 years :P 14. Last movie you watched at home: pans god damn labyrinth 15. Do you have any special traditions only you or your family does? noo 16. What was

Completely Frustrqated
ok so my house is being remodeled and it sucks because now i have to switch rooms and i dont want to because my room is the biggest one in the house not to mention my bathroom was supposed to be done by now but the damn plumber/contractor is a slacker and thinks because he is a friends of the family that he can come when he fucking feels like it what the hell i mean he is being paid to do the job so needless to say i have a tub and a toilet in my bathroom and am living out of boxes okay im done bitching now

Wine Tasting
I went wine tasting with my sister and my friend Liz about a month ago. We started out at Kendall-Jackson. They are one of my favorite. Although that isn't saying much since I don't drink a lot of wine (which Liz is trying to change and doing a very good job I might say). Liz was nice enough to taste the red wines for me, since I cannot drink red wine. She gave the ok to each bottle I bought for my dad for father's day, so if he doesn't like it, its all her fault. Next we went to Martinelli Vineyards which was not very good. But Liz was able to indulge her love of different kinds of mustard. It was the only dud out of the four (maybe five since we made an unscheduled pit stop). The third place we went to was Martin Ray Winery. This was the best place we stopped at. We even did a tasting right out of one of the barrels, since it they had a red wine with no sulfates. We bought a lot of wine from this winery. The fourth winery we went to was De Loach Vineyards. This place w

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e

Something Special For Ya
As I step out the shower and the breeze hits my wet body, an overwheming desire for your touch takes over me. I dry off and try to shake off the urges. As I'm oiling my body down, my mind starts playing tricks on me. My hands have become your hands...every stroke of my skin excites me, lifting me higher and higher wih anticipation. I stroke the oil across my left nipple making it instantly hard then my right one follows. Tracing my hand up my breast to my collarbone, gently, reaching my neck, slowly caressing upward 'til I reach my lips, softly stroking them as you would before ever so slightly parting them to allow just the tip of my tongue to touch the tip of my finger (I know how much you love when I do it to you). My whole flesh is burning with desire. I let my eyes close and my hands drift over every contour of my body, then I find (well, you know). She's so ready. I touch but it's not the same, I need your hands, your body. I close my eyes and just let it flow. I feel

July 11, 2007
Someone's fast-talking ways and impeccable style bowl you over. Go ahead and let yourself get swept away in the whirlwind, but keep one foot on the ground. Sooner or later, you'll want your own life back.

July 12, 2007
So this isn't exactly a love triangle, but lots of complicated connections are happening right now, to say the least. Try sitting with it for a while. You have to know what's going on before you know how to fix it.

Monterey
Brians journey through the 60's to understand Nico. It started early 1965. Dylan brought her to his doorstep, asking for help. Bob Dylan was her bodyguard along with Dennis Hopper, the two that killed the foursome in the end. The first on this road was Anita Pallenberg. She was unfaithful. He met Suki Potier, she survived a carcrash. He was her friend up to the time he died. He met Amanda Lear. She was a man. He met Luna Donyale. She was crazy but created her own background and destiny. He wrote the song Child Of The Moon to her. This led up to Brians official meeting with her at Monterey in 1967. She had by then reached the last trip on her journey to him. It went from the gay community of Warhol (a mirror image of the Beatles) to Jim Morrison (the story of his first girlfriends betrayal). At Monterey, with Hopper safely behind her, she saw Brians friendship with Hendrix. She could understand his fascination for the guitarist. Then he showed her Janis Joplin.

You Are My..... ( Copy & Paste To Send To Your Closest Friends, If You'd Like To )
First, I want u to know that I love you to death and you are amazing.. if I don't get this back I understand.. I have a game for you. Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then u are loved. nobody knows what they have until they lose it. You never leave the person whom you love by the one u like, because that person who u like will leave you by the person whom they love. Tonight right at 12:00 am at night your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of ur life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love by the next years. send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who ur real love is! I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise no

This Weekend
Surpisingly enough I get a break this weekend and get to getaway from everything(2 out of 3 kids, my husband, etc.). I'm going to spend the night at my aunt's house and then tomorrow my sister, my mom, my oldest son, and my aunt are going to New York for the day. We'll then spend another night at my aunt's house before coming home on Sunday. I'll write another blog sometime next week about my day in New York! Until later, Enjoy the weekend!!

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You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Monterey
If you put Nico and Brian Jones next to each other you will see just how much they are mirror images of each others problem. Brian had an underage girlfriend who got pregnant. He was condemned for it and left the world behind. He therefore was able to meet Lennon and create the 60's, that means the world we are living in. He created the word Free Love, which means "I can love whoever I want". If he was to say that in the open he would be asked if he meant the right to sleep with small girls. Nico had a child, Ari. When she confronted the man he refused. He had never been in bed with the woman or met her. Later another person stepped forward and admitted he was the father. He was so like the other person, a famous actor, that he used it to his advantage. Nico went to the actors parents. They belived their son was lying and took care of the baby during the first years. If she had admitted that she had been fooled she would not continue to live in a dream, but her life would

Night Stockings: Part 2
"Mine's closer." She said as she locked the door to her office. 'This man is amazing' she thought, 'but I want to see how much more I can get from him.' The cleaning crew had yet to arrive and all the regular staff had left for the night so the club was dark and quiet until suddenly soft lights and the first bars of "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel came softly from the speakers. He must have really done his homework since 80's music was one of her guilty pleasures. "Sorry I don't have a trench coat and a boom box to complete the scene." He laughed. "No worries. The boom box would get broken with us and trench coats make me think of flashers. It's the thought that counts. Are you going to turn that off so we can get out of here or not?" She queried. "We'll get out of here in due time but you need to realize that this isn't going to be a one night stand. There is romance out there and in here and it is way past time that you had a little taste of it. I know that you have that har

How Does One Gain Inner Strength To Change What Is "comfortable"?
Hi all, I am typing this to virtual strangers, (except my buddy Paul!) and I have things I could use some advice for, if you've ever had a similar situation. As my profile states, I'm married. Legally, on paper...ONLY. We've been literal friends for 9 years, non intimate. We are good friends, and have an open arrangement. Also parents of a younger girl entering 3rd grade. We've been talking divorce for years, and put it off due to 'finances', although even if we do, we'd still be roommates. I know I could gain a lot of state assistance (which I hate to ask for) to get medical, financial, and educational/career help...**IF** we divorce. As long as we're married, nothing is available, even though we're low income. I know I should, and it would be good for me, but I am deathly afraid of change, and to be honest, being with the H, is better than being alone? (Why is that so terrifying to me?) I'm dating someone now that really isn't the best choice, but he 'seems' to care.

Broken
Don’t give me that look like you know me You’ll only know what parts I let you see. But to give you a idea of what I’m about I’m not all together so many parts are missing I’m beautifully broken all together

Remember Who Will Die
Nico wrote Julius Ceasar (Memento Hodie) (or remember this day) in 1968. IN ITS WATER-LILY FIELD WIDE AND GREEN GROWS A TREE AND FROM THE TREE HANG APPLES NOT FOR YOU TO EAT IN A WAY IT MATTERS MORE THAN IT DID BEFORE TO SEE THE EAST VOYAGING THROUGH TRUE HEARTS OF DOOMS MIRTHBIRTH REVERIE IN HARMONY SOMERSAULT CARAVANS OF FOOLS AS HE PASSES FOR REPLY TO SING HIS SONGS AGAIN. HE SWAYS O KISS THE HORIZONTAL GROUND AND FROM THE GROUND A DOVE RISES AND AS A MARK OF HONOR A MASK IS LEFT BEHIND MIRTH BIRTH REVERIE IN HARMONY TO GENTLE FORM A NOBLE FORCE MASTER'S VOICE CASCADES FROM HIS GENTLE STAGE CALM AND VAST THE CITY LIES ON A HORIZONTAL GROUND KIND AND CALM JULIUS LIES FOR OCTAVIAN TO PREVAIL MIRTH BIRTH REVERIE IN HARMONY TRAVERSES THE PENINSULA ALL THOSE DISMISS THE WINDS DESTROY WITH HIS GENTLE KISSES THE RIGHTEOS AND WISE AND DOOM AMBITIOUS PRAISE WITH HIS WILL HIS WILL AND ORDER MIRTHBIRH REVERIE IN ITS WATER-LILY FIELD WIDE AND GREEN

Pffft
Current mood: blah Current music: none...watching Roseanne on TV :) Current taste: Doritos :) Current hair: just shaved all but my mohawk...still drying XD Current clothes: tshirt and undies :D Current annoyance: hmm Current smell: rotted flesh Current thing I should be doing: nothing? Current windows open: Myspace, hotmail Current desktop picture: DJ LJ wallpaper I made :) Current favorite band: umm Rammstein? Current book: book? never heard of that Current cd in stereo: couple mixes Current crush: my right hand Current favorite celeb: none? [ DO YOU.. ] Smoke?: rarely Do drugs?: once upon a timeeee :S Have a dream that keeps coming back?: yesh Remember your first love?: *sigh* Still love him/her: haha Read the newspaper?: nah Have any gay bi or lesbian friends?: mhm Believe in miracles?: no. Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes...it's the ONLY way! Consider yourself tolerant of others?: depends on who Consider love a mistake?: hmm L

The Right Way To Train A Bitch
Lila James intended to give her daughter's boyfriend a piece of her mind. The man taught a dog obedience school after hours at the local community center, and that, figured Lila James, was just as good a place as any for her to catch up with the man, and tell her what she thought of him. Mark Jessup didn't say anything when he saw the woman coming. He just told her that they could talk when he was done and then he continued with the class, and only after that was done did he lead Lila James into his office. "Can I get you a cup of coffee?" he asked, trying to be magnaniomous. "Sure, why not," the woman told him, and then she waited until she had the cup in her hands. Lila took a sip from the cup of coffee. "I came to tell you to stay away from my daughter," the woman began. "You're no good for her and she deserves better than you. I know she likes you, and I know you like her, but I know you'll move on to someone else. Guys like you always do, and I don't want to see my

1st Impressions
Hey there! Okay, so this is probably going to sound really boring, but have patience. This whole "Cherrytap" thing is new to me and I'm still trying to figure out how to properly manuever through it all. I am always looking to make new friends, but I am not here for any serious relationships. However, I always have my eyes open in case my perfect match happens to cross my path. I take life pretty seriously, but I like to have fun, too. And, yes, I like to be noticed just as much as the next person, I just try to not be too obvious about it so as not to embarrass myself. Out-right ridicule aimed in my direction, scares the hell out of me. Yes, I just admitted a very big thing. For all those people that say they don't care about what other people think of them, you are all liars. On some level we all care about what others think of us. It's just a matter of positive and negative. Most of us want others to think good things 90% of the time. The other 10% we purposely make people think neg

Something Else
Look at that Here she comes Here comes that girl again One of the cutest since I dont know when But she dont notice me when I pass She goes with all the guys from outta my class But that cant stop me from thinkin to myself Shes sure fine lookin, man, shes something else Look at that cross the street Theres a car built just for me To own a car would be a luxury But right now I cant afford the gas A brand new convertible is out of my class But that cant stop me from thinkin to myself That cars fine lookin, man, its something else Hey, look at that Just wait and see Worked hard and saved my dough I buy that car and then I roll up with joe Get me that girl and we go ridin around We look real sharp with the wide top down I keep on dreamin and thinkin to myself When it all comes true, man, thats something else Hey, look at that Whats all this? Never thought Id do this before But here Im a-knockin on her door My cars out front and its all mine Its a 41 job

My Relationship Horoscope
SECTION I: How crystal Relates to Other People Sun Opposition Uranus with an orb between 1 and 3 degrees You are restless and independent and, no matter how close you become to someone, you always remain your own person and there is a part of yourself you cannot share. You are uncompromisingly true to your convictions which must be shared by those close to you. Mercury Opposition Mars with an orb between 1 and 3 degrees Since you tend to be rather irritable and sharp-tongued at times you require a partner with a sense of humor who is not too thin-skinned. You are bright, curious and restless and enjoy the company of those who are equally high-spirited and enterprising. Mercury Sesquiquadrate Neptune with an orb of less than 1 degree Your imagination is so powerful that, if you don't have a strong creative or spiritual outlet, you may at times be over-influenced by your own fantasies or those of others. Beware of gullibility. In the long run, telling

Personal Astrology Profile
Section 1: How You Approach Life and How You Appear To Others Cautious, prudent, and rather self-contained, you are a person who approaches life realistically and who is not inclined to take foolish chances or get carried away by the overly optimistic or idealistic schemes of starry-eyed dreamers. In fact, you frequently have a jaundiced view of such things. You are rather worldly-wise at a fairly young age, even something of a cynic. Often the world doesn't seem like a safe, friendly place to you, and you tend to approach life in a guarded, conservative manner. You are generally calculating and careful, and are rarely spontaneous, fluid, open, and childlike. Section 2: The Inner You: Your Real Motivation You are, in many ways, an eternal child. Your mind is bright, alert, curious, flexible, playful, and always eager for new experiences - and your attention span is often quite brief. You grasp ideas quickly and once your initial curiosity has been satisfied, you want to go o

By Fate
Fate came at me with a dancers grace it stole my heart and shamed this place Death looked out to see what it could find took you away, left me behind. A broken heart left with no way to heal The anger and pain is all I seem to feel tears silently run down my cheeks and the pain slowly hollows out my heart after weeks no longer will you be there to walk me down the isle and because of that I feel great pain and a sorrow that's vile Saddness has crept through happinesses gate And left behind is only a memory of you, who was claimed by fate.

Kitchen Fuck
I was trying to talk on the phone....setting up your mobile phone with people that were slow and driving me crazy. I was edgy, but you were laughing and looking at my ass as I leaned on my elbows on the counter. Your hands slid down my spine and over my ass through my trousers. This made me giggle, but inside I was getting hot and WET! I spread my thighs apart and wiggled my ass at you. I looked back at you and gave you a naughty smile, as I spoke into the receiver. You wasted no time...sliding your fingers down between my legs, grabbing my pussy that belongs to you. You are so wet baby....I hear you say this to me in your low sexy voice. My mind is telling me...yesssss I am wet..because the sexiest man I know is touching me! I push my ass out to you more...and your fingers touch the warm wet spot that is seeping through my trousers. You want to feel me...so you reach around me...pulling me against you tightly...and slide your hand down over my pussy. I almost moan into the rec

Room Service
Erica Daniels was dead tired, and all she wanted was a hot shower and a good nights sleep! A full day of meetings with designers and financial officers had left her totally spent. She always hated coming to New York, not only because of the endless traffic jams, but because it always seemed like every thing was fast, fast, fast with never an opportunity to just take it easy! At least she was in a good hotel with all the amenities, ‘cuz she was going to order room service rather than fight her way through a restaurant crowd. She picked up the phone and dialed eight, in a few second she was being connected with the kitchen where she ordered a Caesar Salad and a hamburger rare. “Twenty minutes,” she replied, “good, I’m famished!” With twenty minutes before her food was to arrive, Erica had just enough time to take her shower, so she stripped off her clothing and started the water running, testing it periodically to see if it was the correct temperature. When she was satisfied that it was,

A New Week
after a weekend of very odd weather I am now back at work trying to function on Monday mode lol Trying to create an idea for another site I belong to and get members more active , anything for a laugh as they say

Early Years
David Bowie released his first single Liza Jane (as David Jones and the King Bees) in 1964. Maybe this gave Brian Jones the idea for his single Lady Jane. My sweet Lady Jane When I see you again Your servant am I And with humbly remain Just heed this plea, my love On bended knees, my love I pledge myself to Lady Jane. My dear Lady Jane I've done what I can I must take my leave For promised I am This play is run, my love Your time has come, my love I've pledge my troth to Lady Jane Oh my sweet Marie I wait at your ease The sands have run out For your lady and me Wedlock is nigh, my love Her station's right, my love Life is secure with Lady Jane.

My Brother
I think this song by Velvet Revolver explains somewhat how I feel about my brother, who's in prison. "For A Brother" Can't rise from the bottom Time flies when ya got it Your time has receded Wasted Could and should have been And didn't [Chorus] I've given up my hand for a brother Given up a hand for free I've risen and forgiven and I've pardoned But you set yourself free Nose dive, crash to the bottom Angel, your wing was always broken Fought for rights of the prophets Not for the spirits of your daughters Didn't [Chorus] Walk slowly Seems like time has stopped Seems like I'm slow dancing But I'm flying Where do I go? The home I know is closed I'm free, free yeah I'm free, free, yeah Free, free, yeah I've bitten off my hand for a brother Given up a hand for free I've risen and forgiven and I've pardoned But you set yourself free Bitten off my hand for the stuff And livin' off the shit you steal You perished for religious and forgotten

Oh What The Hell
WellI find this site INTERESTING if nothing else. I'm a rook with the ole on line community thing. I LIKE IT!!;). I hope to meet lots of interesting folk and maybe a couple of honeys here. Till next time remember. If ya cant play with the big dogs.... Stay on the porch.

True Crime
Since it was guilt that attacked Brians life in 1965 there is only one problem with the scenario. Why did it kill him? Why was it built on crime? By killing Brian it was the childabuser who won. This is obvious since Brian was an abused child himself and the thing he ran away from was a child abuse. He had condemned his girlfriend for being unfaithful but he had totally forgot the person that was the father. This can be seen in the friendships he had. He trusted men to such an degree that they stole everything he had. The reason for this can be that somebody close to him had betrayed him. He had no possibility to face the person. I would say there is a good possibility that the person that made his first girlfriend pregnant was gay.

2 My Friends...
well...i dont have much time in between work and kinky fun 2 be on here...but i promise 2 put sum new pics up soon...jus so u guys can remember that im always willin 2 please even if i aint on here...lol...holla back hun....

Ex's Survey
Let's see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared about your past.. 1 Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Maybe 2 How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? MAYBE 2 3. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person,but didn't? Yes 4 Are you crushing on someone? Hell Yes 5 Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? YES 6 Have you ever made a girlfriend mad? YEP 7 Are you happier single or in a relationship? IN A RELATIONSHIP 8 Have you Ever Touched your Ex down there? HELL YES 9 Have you ever had your heart broken? OH YES 10 Have you ever broken someone's heart? YES 11 Think any of your ex's feel the same? Probably 12 Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend? YES 13 Have you dated people who were not good to you? YES 14 Have you been in an abusive relationship? no 15 Have you dated someone older than you? YES 16 Do you believe everyone deserves

New Job?!
So I have my first interview since I got out of school coming up on Thursday morning I'm totally stoked. Its with Crosspoint. And they are the biggest studio in Colorado at the moment specially for Post Production things. Pray for me, wish me luck what ever you feel comfortable with. Tell l8r, Charlie Hustle

About Me On Yahoo 360
well i just made one of these and it better be fun...ummmm i dont feel lyk typing much so go 2 this website if u wanna no more about me(and u better go 2 this website...it is my yahoo 360...here it is: http://360.yahoo.com/my_profile-N22eCio7eq9iw3vdDbGNbWY1GILG;_ylt=AnpyOgmDGNcQ4W.gwPgEL5y0AOJ3 when u go on that website...then look at my blog and vote on my polls!! thankies

Somtimes
Sometimes i wonder where i went wrong with you sometimes i wonder what and why you did what you did i guess i will never understand why you wasnt just stright with me just pop out the blue and acting like you had nothing better to do then do what you did sometimes when you get close to a person and you push them a way then quit talken to them it makes them wonder every day don't worry i wont call you anymore i wont write to you like i use to i wont lie i will miss you but this is what you wanted so this is what i will do i hope she makes you happy cause i know you went back to her but i will never know why you just didnt tell me the truth.....

Birthday Calculator
7 April 1964 Your date of conception was on or about 16 July 1963 which was a Tuesday. You were born on a Tuesday under the astrological sign Aries. Your Life path number is 4. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2438492.5. The golden number for 1964 is 8. The epact number for 1964 is 16. The year 1964 was a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1964 and ending 2/1/1965. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dragon. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest). Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 25 Nisan 5724. Or if you were born after sundown

Please Pray For My Best Friend Vicki!!!
I just found out a couple of days ago that my Best Friend has been in the hospital with a collapsed lung she is now on oxygen 24/7 and can't sleep in her bed anymore she has to sleep in a chair so she is sitting up so she can breathe.I called her to check on her and she could not hardly talk.She was crying saying she thinks she is going to die and that she is scared.All I could do was cry with her because I don't even know what is going to happen to her.When she came into my life I never even thought we would be friends let alone Best Friends we met through my ex b/f we are now so close that we are more like sisters.She has 2 great kids 15 and 6 and has a great personality that just rubs off on people.I am so bless to have her as my Best Friend.I am praying for her all the time and if you read this I hope you will to.She is a mother,a daughter,a aunt,a niece,and my Best Friend.

Capricorn Horoscope July 18 2007
Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.

Tradition Basics
Not all Wiccans are the same. There are different traditions within this religion. To someone who is new to Wicca, all of these different names can be intimidating. This is in no way a complete list of every tradition that is out there. This is merely an introduction into some of the more common ones to help you understand the differences. Even within each tradition there will be variations from coven to coven. Gardnerian This tradition is named for its founder, Gerald Gardner, who was one of the first to bring witchcraft back into the modern age. Details about their rituals are not available to non-initiates. Much of their knowledge can be traced back to Gardner himself and is passed along as new covens are 'hived' or 'spun'. There are different degrees that one can acquire through study and training. Alexandrian Alex Sanders was trained in the Gardnerian tradition, but his own teachings have spawned a distinct tradition. Much of the beliefs and rituals are similar to Gardn

The Color Red
THE COLOR RED IS OF WINE SO SWEET THAT LEAVES A LINGERING TASTE, UPON THESE RUBY RED LIPS OF MINE. RED IS THE COLOR OF MY SOUL, THAT BURNS WITH DEEP YEARNING DESIRES, FOR THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME WEAK, RED IS THE COLOR OF LOVE, IN WHICH MY HEART IS DEEPLY IN NEED RED IS MY COLOR AND ALL THAT I AM.

I Always Think Of A Sunset In The Background As I Hear This Song
There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God I know I'm one My mother was a tailor She sewed my new bluejeans My father was a gamblin' man Down in New Orleans Now the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and trunk And the only time he's satisfied Is when he's on a drunk Oh mother tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of the Rising Sun Well, I got one foot on the platform The other foot on the train I'm goin' back to New Orleans To wear that ball and chain Well, there is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God I know I'm one

The Necklace
THE NECKLACE The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost five. Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please! , Mommy, please?" Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's upturned face. "A dollar ninety-five that’s almost $2.00 If you really want them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can save enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away and you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma." As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and counted out 17 pennies. After dinner, she did more than her share of chores and she went to the neighbor and asked Mrs. McJames if she could pick dandelions for ten cents. On her birthday, Grandma did give

The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family g

Something I Just Had To Share
Please show this to your kids, or if you don't have any kids, show it to Nieces & Nephews or Grandchildren. After what happened at Virginia Tech maybe it will make us all think about the situation our schools are in. New Pledge of Allegiance! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Pray

Mini Moments With Angels
As you all know by now I am an avid collector of Angels and Butterflies. Well I came across this book the other day called"Mini Moments With Angels" it is written by Robert Strand. I would like to post some things from the book in hopes that it will help someone that may need help but is afraid to ask for it. A Little Bit About Angels Practically everybody knows something about angels...at least on some level. And it seems as if everybody is talking about angels today. You'll find boutiques dedicated to this subject, poetry exalts them, songs are created about them, and lots and lots of books are devoted to angels. Why? I think there is a deep, underlying need for all of us to have a glimpse into the spirit world about us. We are curious and hungry to learn more about this other world. "The angels are near to us, to those creatures by God's command they are to preserve." Martin Luther "Then I looked and heard the voice of many angels, numbering thousands upon tho

Info
I have a 12yr old son that is having a cranial surgery monday the 23rd. They will be taking out part of his skull and reshaping it and his eye bone.. So please put him in your prayers!! i will post pics before and after surgery next week..

Today...
well,i have a guy friend who has a gf...and she's a lying bitch, and i don't understand how someone can be in a realtionship with someone who treats their friends like shit.... it don't make sense to me.. my list family friends bf's.... i guess his vision is gf's friends family... totally backwords...he's not on here, so i know who is thinking it's them, it's not.... tell me, why do guys act so stupid?!?!?!

Healin A Broken Heart...does This Really Work?
"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again; skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts." -Anonymous There's very little in life that hurts as much as a broken heart. I always wished there were a guide on dealing with the pain of having loved and lost. So I'm gonna make an attempt at such a guide. Based on my many days dealing with a broken heart in what I call "the pain chamber," I'd like to share some thoughts on what's gotten me through: First, listen to some country music. Second, try listening to some country music. Third, did I say country music? Country songs cover some powerful lessons and wise teachings on handling the dark side of love. Depending on the day or the moment, any of the following tips might help... 1. Keep in mind that a broken heart is part of being human Be wary of the person who hasn't dealt with a broken heart. No matter how strong you might be, if you're open to love, you're automatically vulnerable to pain. So don't feel

Wind Beneath My Wings
Artist: Bette Midler Album: Beaches Title: Wind Beneath My Wings Oh, oh, oh, oh - It must have been cold there in my shadow, To never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind. So i was the one with all the glory, While you were the one with all the strain. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, And everything i would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, For you are the wind beneath my wings. It might have appeared to go unnoticed, But i've got it all here in my heart. I want you to know i know the truth, of course i know it. I would be nothing without you. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything i wish i could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, For you are the wind beneath my wings. Did i ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything i wish i could be. Oh,

Check On It
Artist: Beyonce Album: Check On It Title: Check On It you need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas good girls gotta get down with them gangstas go head girl put some back and some neck up on it while i stand up in the background and check up on it (chorus) ohh boy you looking like you like what you see won't you come over check up on it, i'm gone let you work up on it ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight if you got flaunt it, boy i know you want it while i turn around you watch me check up on it oohhh you watchin me shake it, i see it in ya face ya can't take it, it's blazin, you rock me it amaze me you can look at it, as long as you don't grab it if you don't go braggin, i'ma let you have it you think that i'm teasin, but i ain't got no reason i'm sure that i can please ya, but first i gotta read you (chorus) ohh boy you looking like you like what yo

Don't Phunk With My Heart
Artist: Black Eyed Peas Album: Monkey Business Title: Don't Phunk With My Heart (Fergy) no no no no don't phunk wit my heart no no no no don't phunk wit my heart (Chorus) Fergy I wonder if I take you home would you still be in love baby, in love baby I wonder if I take you home would you still be in love baby, in love baby Girl you know you got me got me wit your pistol shot me shot me And I'm here helplessly in love and nothing can stop me you can't stop me once I started you can't return me once you bought it I come and baby don't got it I come and baby don't got it so lets be about it Baby have some trustin' trustin' when I come wit lustin' lustin' cuz I bring you dat comfort I ain't only here cuz I want you body I want your mind too. Interesting when I find you and I'm interested in the long haul come on girl Yeehaw! (Chorus) no no no no don't phunk wit my heart Girl you had me once you kissed me my love for you is not iffy I always want you wit me I'll

My Humps
Artist: Black Eyed Peas Album: Monkey Business Title: My Humps What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out) I drive these scrubbers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karen, they be sharin’ All their money got me wearin’ Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Se7en Jeans, True Religion, I say no, but they keep givin’ So I keep on takin’ And no I ain’t fakin’ We can keep on datin’ I keep on demonstrating. My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She’s got me spending. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all

Don't Leave Me Lonely
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Cuts Like A Knife Title: Don't Leave Me Lonely I won't stand bein' broken hearted I won't be pushed around The rules were set when we got started But lately I have found We've spent too little time and too much heartache I feel we're losin' ground And lately I've been hearin' You won't be needin' me around Don't leave me lonely Just wanna be right by your side Your one and only - tonite So don't leave me lonely I need you here all the time So don't leave me lonely - oh no You say you need your independence Well I need mine Separate lives and separate feelings I guess that's fine But that won't last - it's no solution I know it can't survive And lately I've been thinkin' Thinkin' 'bout you all the time

Run To You
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Reckless Title: Run To You She says her love for me could never die But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I Oh - but her love is cold It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause... When it gets too much I need to feel your touch I'm gonna run to you I'm gonna run to you Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night I'm gonna run to you She's got a heart of gold she'd never let me down But you're the one that always turns me on You keep me comin' 'round I know her love is true But it's so damn easy makin' love to you I got my mind made up I need to feel your touch I'm gonna run to you Ya - I'm gonna run to you Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night I'm gonna run to you Ya - I'm gonna run to you Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night I'm gonna run to you

Somebody
Artist: Bryan Adams Album: Reckless Title: Somebody I been lookin' for someone Between the fire and the flame We're all lookin' for somethin' To ease the pain Now who can you turn to When it's all black and white And the winners are losers You see it every night I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you Everybody needs somebody When you're out on the front line And you're watchin' them fall It doesn't take long to realize It ain't worth fightin' for I thought I saw the Madonna When you walked in the room Well your eyes were like diamonds And they cut right through - oh they cut right through I need somebody Somebody like you Everybody needs somebody I need somebody Hey what about you We all need somebody Another night another lesson learned It's the distance keeps us sane But when the silence leads to sorrow We do it all again - all again Chorus

All Or Nothing
Artist: Cher Album: Believe Title: All Or Nothing I've been standing out in the rain I've been calling your name Got that lonely feeling again calling out your name Do you hear me? Do you want me? Baby it's all or nothing now I don't wanna run and I cant walk out you're breaking my heart if you leave me now don't wanna wait for ever Who do you think you're fooling Who do you think you're fooling Baby it's all or nothing, baby it's all or nothing now I've been trying to get to your heart but I'm chasing shadows We keep falling further apart so near and you're so far Do you care now? Do you know how?

Hard Habit To Break
Artist: Chicago Album: Chicago Xvii Title: Hard Habit To Break I guess i thought you'd be here forever Another illusion i chose to create You don't know what ya got until it's gone And i found out just a little too late I was acting as if you were lucky to have me Doin' you a favor i hardly knew you were there But then you were gone and it was all wrong Had no idea how much i cared Chorus: Now being without you Takes a lot of getting used to Should learn to live with it But i don't want to Living without you Is all a big mistake Instead of getting easier It's the hardest thing to take I'm addicted to ya babe You're a hard habit to break You found someone else you had every reason You know i can't blame you for runnin' to him Two people together but living alone I was spreading my love too thin After all of these years I'm still tryin' to shake it Doin' much better they say that it just takes time But deep in the night it's an endless flight I

Inspiration
Artist: Chicago Album: Chicago Xvii Title: You're The Inspiration You know our love was meant to be The kind of love that lasts forever And i need you here with me From tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere i go You're always on my mind, in my heart In my soul Chorus: You're the meaning in my life You're the inspiration You bring feeling to my life You're the inspiration Wanna have you near me I wanna have you hear me sayin' No one needs you more than i need you And i know, yes i know that it's plain to see We're so in love when we're together And i know that i need you here with me From tonight until the end of time You should know, everywhere i go Always on my mind, in my heart In my soul Chorus

Please Help Me Help Baby Kaleb
Hello everyone as most of you know about the Baby Kaleb story Thank GOD that he is home now but Kaleb and his family still need our help. I am going to do a benifit concert for Kaleb but I was told that unless I get the word out and get and make sure that people come to the benifit concert it will not be a good turn out for me nor the church that is considering to hold the concert at. I need as many people as possible to spread the word that they will be a benifit concert for Baby Kaleb in Stevensville Michigan and that we need as many people to show up and give Love Donations at the concert there will be the concert its self and a few tables that sell other things and every cent of the money raised will go directly to Kaleb and his family. I was also told that it would be a better turn out and much more easyer to get people to come to the concert if Kaleb and his family were there. So lets all come together as a family of GOD and do whatever it takes to Help this MIRICLE of GOD and s

Don't Judge Me Too. Hash? Lie!
Why did Dylan originally go for Brian? If seen as an attack on british music from a folk/elvis-ground he went for Brian because he was the fool. He was the mock object of Lennon and therefore concidered less worthy. Lennon was concidered unbeatable. Is it a good idea to go for the fool? Seldom. The only (good) reason for attacking the fool is when he attacks you. He then both goes beyond his role (Lennon must have hated Brians Pitney joke) and becomes irritating for the other side (they have their own fools to worry about). The problem was that Brian was no fool at all. The project from 1966 up to his death was to make him one. If Brian was a fool he was the most dangerous idiot ever lived. Can you imagine what would happen if the world agreed that Brian wrote Yesterday?

Was Brian Innocent?
If Brian was innocent there is some logical conclusions: 1. He confronted his own story. First by fucking girls. The reason for this might have been to get near the truth of his story. 2. He confronted Lennon (I Wanna Be Your Man/Come On). There had been a gay connection to what happened. This event started the movement of the 60's. 3. This led to some hundred popstars with thousands of girls (and boys) going after them. 4. Brian knew he had been guilty. Had he not seen the girl (even on a friendly basis) it would not have happened. 5. The situation he was in meant an never stopping confronting of what had taken place. If an elder married man had done it (as I assume) the problem of settle down was extreme for him. He was trying to understand but had no possibility to make the story his own. The fact that he had been condemned for it and had no possibility to deny it made it the only real part of his life. Seeing the gay Brian Epstein as the fatherfigure for Lennon might have

Cute
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) now you must send this to people you love!!!!and especially the one who sent it to ya......so have FUN!!! reply | delete comment | block user

To
Life is to short to lie it is to short to cry and life is just to short to worry about the things that might happen so fuc* it and lets all live for today and have fun doing it cause you only live once and we might as well make the most of it.................

Sex Story.. Pt 1
IT'S HOT AND HEAVY AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS FILLED WITH SEDUCTION. WITH THAT TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOUR WET BODY FRESH OUT OUT THE SHOWER. I CAN SMELL YOUR FRESHNESS AS YOU WALK RIGHT PAST ME. I GRAB YOUR HAND AND PULL YOU IN FRONT OF ME, UNWRAP THE TOWEL WITH ANTICIPATION AS IF ON CHRISTMAS DAY. I GRAB YOUR HIPS AND PULL YOU CLOSER. FEELING HOW SOFT YOUR SKIN IS, WAITING TO TASTE HOW SWEET YOU ARE. YOU STRADDLE MY LAP, AS YOUR SWEET AROMA FILLS MY NOSE. I PLANT SOFT WET KISSES ON YOUR NECK AND SHOULDERS, I HEAR YOU SOFTLY MOAN AS YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR. I SLOWLY TAKE MY HANDS AND GENTLY EMBRACE YOUR BREASTS AND I HUNGRILY DEVOUR YOUR CHOCOLATE LIKE NIPPLES. A DEEP MOAN ARUPTS DISPLYAYING YOUR IMMENSE PLEASURE. I CAN FEEL YOUR HEAT AS YOU GRIND YOUR PELVIC AGAINST MINE. TWO BODIES IN UNISON LIKE PEACHES AND CREAM. I SLIDE MY TWO FINGERS INSIDE YOU AND HEAR YOUR MUFFLED SCREAM. YOU WHISPER SOFTLY IN MY EAR, "MORE"! I GO DEEPER, I CAN FEEL YOUR JUICES RUNNING DOWN MY HAND. I SL

Sex Story Pt. 2
As I stick my tongue deep inside your universe, I orbit your milky way galaxy with my fingertips. The lavishing moans you give stronger than a gravitational pull..pulling me deep..deep…deep into your inducing desire. The sweet taste of your warm nectar dripping like venom from a serpent, and like fangs, my two fingers invade your Berlin Walls..sending shivers up your spine..you wrap your legs around my head tightly as your back arches like the Golden Gate Bridge. With the mere sucking of your Pearl Harbor….BOOM….multiple explosions. And like hot magma slowly flowing from the tops of Mount krackatoa, cum upsurges from the depths of your now gratified hymen. Now your body is shaking in erotic convulsions as if you were having shock therapy. Just tasting my fingers would simply not be enough, I inject my tongue for a serving of your delicious nourishment. MMMMMmmm…so sweet, so ripe, so creamy….What's that you say??? You still want more?? No problem, before you know it I'm already strapped

Erotic Massage...
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back,

The Relationship To His Mother
"If indeed he was" It is irony. Brian had sent a telegram after the second drug bust with the words "don't judge me too harhsly". The meaning is "don't judge me too, hash? lie!" The fact that Lewis sees this after the funeral, and the fact that he clearly sees the reason for Brians problems (what happened with Brians first girlfriend) therefore suggest a good relationship between father and son. He sees the humor within Brian from the prison. I think it was Brians mother that chose the epitath for him, and that would mean that she did not see the humor in it. This brings me back to where I started. No matter what happened between Lewis and Brian it didn't kill him. What would be much more problematic was if his mother had problems with him managing to do something with his life despite what happened. When Brian was given the the wounds that killed him he turns that way. Have You Seen Your Mother Baby, Standing In The Shadow? Mothers Little Helper.

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Today July 21
Okay so its another Hot day down here and I just got home from work. Went to play basketball last night and I tripped on a rock, such a clutz haha. Hope everyone has a terrific weekend. Going out to the bars tonight! Have a shot for me! Dont forget to check out my private folder ;)

What Is It With Feet
i got to know??? i see these ladies putting pictures of their feet on here for you to view??? me personally would rather see titts and ass? so what the hell kind of peversion comes from looking at feet?? is it a perversionmmif not what??? tell me what the hell you get out of looking at someones feet??? i have seen hundreds and they dotn do shit for me??

Warm Welcomes
Still checking out the site at the moment, but I've already made some new and pretty awesome friends. Got some awesome comments and gifts. Seems to be a cool place. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone! ^_~

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Why Me
i have had a every bad weekend. i dont know why i even try to be happy and try to be a nice person. it dont work any more being nice. because i am on the big side most of the guys that i like would not give me the time of day. the guys that i dont like or guys that i dont know like me and want to marry me. i have had 3 guys say they love me and they want to marry me and they have not even seen me in person they have just seen a pic of me. i do believe in love at first sight but not from just a pic. but i am getting to the point that i do not believe even in that any more. i have got to the point that i dont believe in love at all. i have a male friend that has a girlfriend but once in a while he comes to me for sex and that is it. the problem with that is that i want more then that. then a week ago now i had a friend come over to the house with two of her friends that i like they are cute. the problem with this is i know that they would not like me and they are two guys tha

Stars In Stripes Forever
Jimi Hendrix recorded a sog called Let Me Go. On the bootleg Gangster Of Love it is credited Jagger/Richards. The funny thing is that the only recording by the Stones of the song Let Me Go is on Emotional Resque. Recorded in 1979... Well done Jimi Hendrix! You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder Can't you see the party's over Let me go Can't you get it through your thick head This affair is finished - dead Hey, let me go I tried giving you the velvet gloves I tried giving you the knockout punch Hey, let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go I find it hard to be cruel I find it hard to be cruel With a smile, don't you? You'll never find that perfect love That you read about That you dream about Maybe I'll become a playboy Hang around in gay bars And move to the west side of town You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder Can't you see the party's over Hey, let me go Let me go So you think I'm giving you the

First Time
I'm still getting used to all this. I have to say, it's quite over-whelming. I have to thank one of my best friends for introducing me to this site. So much love out to you Marie. If you wish to be kind, give me a look over. If you wish to be a little naughtier, give me some love by way of rating. Thank you.

Genesis P Orridge
Brian Jones and Jimi Hendrix were going to start a band together, they'd actually been recording some demos, some down at Brian's house and some at Olympic studios, and John Lennon had also jammed with them. The singer of Manfred Mann, Paul Jones, was going to be the singer. I knew about Paul Jones being in it because his son worked in the TOPY office- A: Really?! Do you know the Peter Watkins film Privilege [Paul Jones stars as a rock star who becomes used by the government to control the masses, like a cult leader] That's incredibly ironic... G: (laughs) Yeah. So he told me that story. There really was a party the night that Brian was murdered, and the first thing they did was ring up the Rolling Stones' office and their press agent. The press agent came down then they collected all sorts of things from the rooms before they called the cops, and that's a very strange thing to do, right-and also, all the demo tapes of this would-be supergroup vanished. And if you think about it, th

Have U Ever?
Have u ever liked someone so much to where it hurts when they don't answer your phone calls or to where when u talk to them your heart starts beating really fast and u dont konw what to say and when they get ready to ask u a question u answer it before they are even finished with question? Have u ever hated someone so much where u just don't want to see them happy or u hated them so much that u never wanna see or talk to them ever in ur whole time? Have u ever cried urself to sleep to where u forget what time u went to bed or to where when u wake up the next day or later on u remember a nitemare of u drowning or falling off a bridge? Have u ever loved someone so much to where no matter what they do to u, u cold never hate them, u could cry yourself to sleep everynite no matter how mean they are to u, and u could cry urself to sleep everynite no matter how mean they are to u, and u could like them foreveror u love them so much that when ur with this person u never wanna leave and uwish

Security...
Before I really go into this one, I’m going to say that I’m probably only feeling this strong because I just spent about 24 hours of being comforted, consoled and counseled back from the razors edge of a full blown meltdown. The meltdown has two major catalysts. One must remain undisclosed for now. It’s just so terrible that even I, in my newfound sense of openness in my own blog, am unwilling to open it for discussion just of yet. The second was one of those things that just pushed the wrong button at the wrong time and had me spiraling downward into the post-traumatic stress of a minimum of two years writhing in poly hell. It doesn’t need to be discussed. It’s very much over now. What I have now, at this moment, is a sense of security. Can I just take a moment to say again just how much I dearly love Bran? Can I take a moment to marvel over the man who will stop at nothing to show me his love when I really do need it? (even in spite of his own crisis situations

Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins. 1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night -- Pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5. The rosebud on the alter this mourning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 7. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study. 8. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. 9. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 10. Next Sunday

A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

Worlds Greatest Blowjob
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money" So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather condi

25 Proverbs For A Healthier Life
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. There is not one shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband has ever been shot w

Hey Joe
Jimi Hendrix first singel is a suppurt song to Brian Jones. Not because the b-side is Stone Free or because you can see their friendship through the rest of his career (Purple Haze as the colour on Highway 61. The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix; like Brian, never married. Or the final days of Brian when they did some, mysteriously vanished, tapes of their supergroup). Hey Joe tells Brians story as a spagetti western. Brian kills off his girlfriend for cheating on him and goes off to Mexico. Actually that was what happened. The tribute song Liza Jane got it all wrong.

To Be Young Again
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!" She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!". The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess

Cheating
Three married guys die and meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy answers truthfully, "Every chance I got." Peter points to two doors, telling the guy to enter the second one. He then turns to the second guy, asking him, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" "A couple of times," the guy mutters. Peter tells him to take door two. Peter asks the third guy, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy thinks for a couple of seconds and says, "Well, once. You see, I was in this saloon in Texas, and I noticed they only had one cowgirl working there to take care of all of the guys. I asked the bartender how come, and he said 'Well,she's all we need. That filly can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose.' So that's when I cheated on my wife." Peter then told the guy to enter door number one. The guy asks, "What's the deal? You sent the others to door number two?" Peter says, "Yes, and they are both going to hell. Bu

What A Shitty Day
after getting some bad news this morning in regards to a friend My Car needed repairs that ran 400 dollars, then as I was distracted I locked my keys in the car and needed to call a lock smith another 75 dollars lol Tomorrows another day and my friend will be fine but will be in the hospital for a bit for recovery

What A Kiss Means
WAT A KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. _________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. _________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Promise Yourself.........
Promise yourself that you'll always remember what a special person you are. Promise yourself that you'll hold on to your hopes and reach out for your stars. Promise yourself that you'll live with happiness over the years and over the miles. Promise yourself that you'll "remember when..." and you'll always "look forward to..." Promise yourself that you'll do the things you have always wanted to do. Promise yourself that you'll cherish your dreams as treasures you have kept. Promise yourself that you'll enjoy life day by day and step by step. Promise yourself a life of love and joy and all your dreams come true. ~ alyssa of the sunshine state

The Friends Poem
I got your back You got mine, I'll help you out Anytime! To see you hurt To see you cry Makes me weep And wanna die And if you agree To never fight It wouldn't matter Whos wrong or right If a broken heart Needs a mend I'll be right there Till the end If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears Don't worry Let go of your fears Hand in hand Love is sent, We'll be friends Till the end!

I Am
I am the girl of your dreams I wonder if I will make it to college I hear my friends calling my name at night in pain I see my friends & family get hurt all the time I want to see you succeed I am the girl of you dreams I pretend that every things alright when they aren't I feel sad when my family fights I tough the hearts of others just being around them I worry about my all of my brothers & sisters I cry when my family gets hurt or dies I am the girl of your dreams I understand that I'm not perfect, no one is I say the stupidest things just to cheer people up I dream about more peace & less fighting in this world of ours I try to be nice so no one can call me mean I hope my family would be safe & healthy I am the girl of your dreams

Robin William Plan
YA, GOTTA LOVE HIM....A MUST READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ THIS!The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the f

I'm Home!!
I was in the belly of the beast for a little while but it was long enough to know I don't ever wanna go back! I thought it was funny that everyone locked up used the term "the world" to describe being free but the longer I was there I realized that it does seem like a different world because people on the outside forget about u if ur away long enough. Looking forward to enjoyin the rest of my summer and staying outta trouble!! Holla at me!

Wat U Name Means
T: smile to die for A: nice to everyone N: easy to fall in love with Y: loved by everyone A: nice to everyone T: smile to die for A: nice to everyone B: Amazing kisser A: nice to everyone T: smile to die for H: cute A: nice to everyone A: nice to everyone B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeouse eyes F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves 2 laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M: very gorgeous N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: is good in bed S: makes people laugh T: smile to die for U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times

Masturbating Will Help
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too whi

Pickup Lines
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me? Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy? That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? You're so hot, your ass is on fire. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate. I wonder what our children will look like. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. Nice shoes Wanna Fuck!?!

Are You Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

What Starts With F And Ends With K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9."

The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed......... ....... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

What A Dog...lol
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a

The Penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work ina dark area with poor ventilation. * I work in an area with high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis *** Dear Mr. Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work eight hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. * You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative. * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * Yo

Moths
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home. Go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you." "Okay," the man replies, "I'll go get ready." He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the hell are you?" the man asks "I am from the pest extermination company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with." The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!" The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise. "Those little bastards!"

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Nose Picking Glossary (very Gross) Lol
The Kiddie Pick When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Pick Your Brains Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot