Fubar Blog Posts 3

Sugar Baby
Sister, Sister gimme some sugar baby The Truth is that I never meant, to fall for you. This love, it was never meant to happen, meant to be. I bumped into you, literally, passing the old parish hall, you were carrying His Hymn books to mass I was lost in the bewilderness. We both apologised, you giggled, I smiled Next thing I know we're running naked through the hills, Alive with the sound of horny music. I knew it was wrong, but why change the habit of a lifetime? We just had to get it on. Shoulda took my time. For Gods sake woman you were taking the veil, when we fell. And you, saving yourself for Jesus as well. How could we? Did we really dare to bear God's wrath? Shall I compare you to Julie Andrews, Though not Sister Wendy I mean what kind of sick sinner would do that? Or in your cassock to Monica Lewinsky In her infamous little black number? Oh how we giggled as we soiled it. Ooh you, my little hot tub of fun nun! Darling we were so hot, Oh Maria I

Pants !
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far. A motif that told him "If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss." "Certainly Modom," the saleslady said. "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."

God Rewards Holy People
God rewards holy people "All who are victorious will become pillars in the Temple of my God, and they will never have to leave it. And I will write my God's name on them, and they will be citizens in the city of my God—the new Jerusalem that comes down from heaven from my God. Revelation 3:12 NLT It is time to judge the dead and reward your servants. You will reward your prophets and your holy people, all who fear your name, from the least to the greatest. Revelation 11:18 NLT " About this week's promise: "Throughout the Bible, we see God giving rewards to his people according to what they deserve. In the Old Testament, obedience to God often brought rewards in this life (Deut. 28). But obedience and immediate reward are not always linked. If they were, good people would always be rich, and suffering would always be a sign of sin. If we were quickly rewarded for every faithful deed, we would soon think we were pretty good people! Before long, we would be

Life
“Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follow the jumps: Continued on page whatever. No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We're just warming up.”

I Fucking Hate Dialup Internet
I am living on my farm, have been for the last 4 months or there about. I can only get dialup here and at best connect at 41.2k.... I am not sure I am going to be able to load this site..I will fiddle with some settings....but it took me about 30minutes to load a few profiles..At that rate I will never keep up. Just thought I would let everyone know, in case you left a comment or message and thought I was a rude fucker and ignoring you! Have a good weekend everyone.

Yuck
LONELINESS It's like walking a silent street alone sitting home at night by a silent phone watching a movie with no one there making a gourmet dinner with none to share being at the game and sitting with no one watching television with nothing worth seeing on without someone with which to share nothing worth having for which to care it is the times that are spent with the ones who matter that make our lives a joy that nothing can shatter By R Thomas Dinsmore

More Yuck
kindred soul I held your beauty within my arms one brief moment I beheld your charms Two souls touched as none ever had all that is life, the good and the bad Was ours in a timeless space that we share your open heart showing things beyond compare A kindred soul on this sweet journey of life someone who knows that loneliness cuts like a knife leaving us breathless with anticipation that a reprieve in soon to be our emancipation Freedom from emptiness at the end we fulfill a gratuitous sensation of an infinite unending thrill To know something we share in our space two souls that feel and express in this place that only exist in the written word yet is far more touching than which is heard because it comes from the desire of the soul to find our missing half and become whole the sent of a match may stir the senses but these written words build fences that hold in the feelings that only we know there is nothing more beautiful t

Return American Beauty
RETURN AMERICAN BEAUTY We as the white population of America, must stand against the Jewish ternary, we must stand against those who migrate here both legally and illegally. We must put a stop to the protections that are rapidly being placed for those who have no right to be here. This nation was founded and fought for by white men and women, from sea to shinning sea the white population has made America what it is today. We have a right to feel that the white race is the only race that the government has no interest in helping, we have the right to speak our minds and feel the way we do. We as the master race in America have the duty to oust all those who oppose us starting with the Jew and working our way down the list until these borders are ridden of all the scum that makes up over half our population. This nation was once powerful and segregated, now that the negros and mexicans have a civil right to sit next to you and I in a café he feels that he is our equal and should

American Mistrust
AMERICAN MISTRUST Why is the American government so hell bent on throwing money towards the Jews? We the tax payers in this once great nation are forking over a whopping 55,257,999,700 dollars a year to keep the Israeli extortion ring thriving . The American government is Israel's soul economy, and that is just fine with those who go through life with blinders on. Well it is not fine, and something needs to be done about these misspent funds. This money that we are giving to the Jews could be better used in our own America. We have one of the worst education systems in all the world, our unemployment rate sky rockets each year and you can't walk down a city street without getting bombarded by the homeless asking for spare change. As if this wasn't bad enough America is starting to import Africans again, this time they will not be enslaved. We have mass floods of immigrants rushing the American borders and more and more laws to ensure they stay here. The government is no lo

Respect
Respect What ever happened to the teachings of respect? Honestly just five decades ago a spic or a nig would not dare practice his freedom of speech against a white man for fear of what would happen to him. I have had the pleasure of really fucking with this spic who thinks that just because he is anonymous he has the right to speak his mind. Well I say bring back the old days where a white man could take physical action without fear of incarceration. The government is further protecting those who have no right to be in our country, in the state in which I live the politicians are going as far as trying to give them drivers licenses. Just think, tens of thousands of illegal's driving on our city streets, with no insurance and no right to do so. Not only do they not pay taxes, the workers who are here on VISAS are not even putting money back into the economy for which they work, instead they are sending the money back to Mexico thus furthering their uselessness in our countrie

Fuck It
Fuck caring. Fuck all those tears I cried for you. Fuck all the times I tried to make shit right. Fuck the lies. Fuck the pain. Fuck being the only one whoEVER stuck up for your ass. Fuck all the I love you's. Fuck the fact that I gave my heart to somone who just walked all over it. Fuck all the cheaters/liars. Fuck all the backstabers. FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT WERE YOUR FRIENDS! Fuck all the betrayal. Fuck all the manipulation. Fuck all the feelings that were hurt. Fuck all the trust. Fuck being there for you. Fuck all the late nights staying up talking to you. Fuck all the shit I gave up for you. Fuck all the haters. Fuck being little miss nice girl. Fuck the losers who try to be somone you're not just because everyone else is that way, doesnt mean that you have to be just like them. FUCL LOVE. !!!!~*FUCK YOU*~!!!!

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"she" One Of My Peoms
She yells she screams he hits her he beats her head into the floor she screams again in the eyes of a 10 year old girl she’s scared of him standing and watching has her mom gets beaten she wants to help but can’t she’s still can’t move freighted that he mite kill or hurt her is it my fault this is happening? Did my birth cause this? Was I an accident ? She asks herself this she blames herself for what’s going on I yell I scream is he going to hurt me too? I’m scared I try to reach out for help but no one is there we’re all alone that day I lost all hope all faith all belief

"dani California On The Radio"
Dani California is the last time i saw you it was the last song we heard has the radio blear out Dani California i am in the back seat im thinking for what i wanted to tell you something i have wanted to say for a while we pull in my drive way "California Rest In Peace Simultaneous Release" and when you pull away im feeling you slip away i am miles away from you now and i feel like its been years since im seen you since i felt you youll never know what i wanted to tell you i just hope you dont forgot about me and will always remender me when Dani California is on the radio

Broken
Her heart has been broken countless times by them who say they love her she thought she could trust him thought he was different but she was wrong he lied to her tried to hide it from her he tried to hide his secrets but he forget that she knows everything he took her heart with his to perfect personality and now he's ripping it to peaces

"cuts"
blood flows through my body and in my heart black and dead cuts on my skin show the hate within this world around me the dark red blood flowing down my arm I see the red pools on the floor I put a handprint on the bathroom wall and write next to it " I loved u most of all my dreams are nightmares my cry’s are screams this is how u left me shallow and broken"

"it Hurts To Know That I Can't Trust You"
i could of been a good friend to you i would have been there when you needed someone to talk to u need a frined like me in your life why would you fuck it up why would you try to fuck with my life when you know how hard it is for me i just dont understand why you would do that to me what did i do to you to make you what to ruin me i thought i could trust you but i guess i cant i thought i was your frined but i guess im not so ill say my goodbyes to you but i guess you dont care im sorry if i did do something to you i just wish you would have told me instead of doing that to me it hurts to know that i cant trust you

Ladydeath
Death doesnt scare me Death is the darkness in which i came the Source of all evil my eyes are black my hair is red and my heart is colder then ice i could kill you with just one look posion runs throw my vains i am Lady Death i feel no love i feel no life i feel only the pain and hate in this world

"don't Say You Love Me Inless You Really Mean It"
i like you because of who you are to me i hate you because of what you did to me i miss you because you got her,not me i love you and thats how it will always be!! if love was a law, i would be in prison for the rest of my life i wish i may, i wish i miight, be the one for you tonight!!! when you kissed me my whole body shook..i didnt know what to do..i didnt know where to look..i gently closed my eyes..and put my hands on your face..and i felt my heart start to race..we looked at each other..and smiled in bliss..because you were my first real kiss!! i loved you once..i loved you twice..but you just weren't very nice..so i moved on with some fear..and all i got was just a tear..but you taught be one thing i'll always remenber..that sometimes life only gives you one chance..so take the courage..when it does come take it and dont be like i was..because now i want you back but i really dont see that!! we laughed,we talked and had so much fun..but now we ha

"loves Hateful Embrace"
if I dont die before I weak take my life of heaven's sake for you cant see how much you meant to me ill take this dagger to the sky and call upon the gods to help me fly for my heart only lies to you it cant deny the goddess of love sees my fate I will die in loves hateful embrace in which you can only brake

"mend Her Brokenheart"
there is nothing you can do to mend her broken heart what thay did to her killed her inside she thought they loved her but they lied the bad guys lied to her to get into her pants and the good guys lied to get into her heart shes been lied to all her life and doesnt trust anyone with her heart she locked it up and hid the key a long time ago she wants to be loved and not lied to dont lie to her find her key open her heart and try to fix what they have broken

"forgive Me"
i miss the way he looked at me i miss the way he held me i didnt like what he was doing to himself so i let him go but now that im far away i really miss him i know people can change i have seen it with my own eyes and when he said he changed i didnt belive him and i dont know why i know i broke his haert he broke mine once befor now i forgive him hopeing now he forgives me

"taken"
he was taken form me in frout of my very on eyes he was soppoted to be mine we were destin to be together but now im never going to see my happy ending as the mouths when by i relized that he wasnt really mine he doesnt even know that i love him but now i see that it will never be because the love he has with her is something that i can never brake

Fallen Angels
It was as if CJ has been with us that night, an artist hidden in the shadows, sketching the images of two lovers entwined in passion. On nights when we are apart I look at his painting, marveling at how he has captured us - fallen angels held by the bonds of desire. My body stirs remembering you bending over me before the fire. The golden strands of your hair caressing me softly as you kissed me. Warmth spreads over my skin now as I remember the amber glow of our bodies, touching smoothly from breast to chest, shivering despite the heat of the flames. The blue of your eyes was not hidden from me, as your face shone with golden light. In those eyes desire ran hot and deep, and I could do nothing but drown in pleasure, gasping for breath. Moments were shimmering hours as I felt your hardness fill me slowly, firmly, the molten glide of your body fueling flames of sensation which burned hotter than any fire could create. I long for it all again - the he

Payback
> >One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, > >pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid > >of your control top pantyhose. > > > >While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. > > > >The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts > >and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." > > > >This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by > >his "wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know,! If you > >firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool > >man, the vibrator and your brother.

Smart Wemon
> Marriage - Part I > > Typical macho man marries typical > > good-looking woman and after the wedding, > > he laid down the following rules: > > "I'll be home when I want, if I want and > > at what time I want > > and I don't expect any hassle from you. > > I expect a great dinner to be on table unless > > I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. > > I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and > > card-playing when I want with my old buddies > > and don't you give me a hard time about it. > > Those are my rules! > > Any comments?" > > His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. > > Just understand that there will be sex > here at seven o'clock every night > > whether you're here or not." > > (SHE'S GOOD!) > > ******************************* ***** > > Marriage (Part II) > > Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the > > day of their 40th weddin

Update
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like! ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... ! They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ...Popcorn . They satisfy

Dear Santa
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 KINDS OF SEX (this is quite funny!) Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6

Sylfronia King
Sylfronia King knows a little bit more about the music industry now that she’s all grown up. After her first single, "No More", 3 mixtapes and now a new album, which has just been released on the Platform Entertainment Group/ NAE Record Label. She has always wanted to be a singer since the age of 5 when her mother first learned that her daughter had a talent for singing. After being discovered nearly four years ago at the age of 15 she's taking it all in stride while trying to make all her dreams come true. But, it wasn’t always easy for this budding new star that grew up in Far Rockaway, Queens NY where she was going through a lot of things that girls twice her age had been though, the streets and peer pressure nearly cost her all of her innocence. Everyday was a difficult day while hanging out in the housing projects. Being the only girl of four children and being raised by a single mom after her father died when she was a little girl. The struggle of g

Yea!!!!! But Funny
A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask,"Nurse are my testicles black?" Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says,"There is nothing wrong with them." Fnally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies "That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"

Cracks Me Up Everytime
A mother is pregnant with triplets. There are two girls and a boy. SHe is standing in a quik-e-mart one day, when the shop is robbed. She is shot three times in the stomach. The doctor tells her the babies will be fine, but with some odd side effects. 13 years later, she is fixing dinner, and the oldest, a girl, walks in sobbing. The mother says,"Sweetie, whats wrong?!" The daughter replies,"I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!!" the mother tells her there is no need to worry, and sends her on her way. The next day as the mother is cooking dinner, the second oldest, a girl, walks in sobbing, "Mommy, I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!!" The mother tells her there is no need to worry and that the same thing had happened to her sister, then sends he on her way. The next day, the mother is preparing dinner, and her youngest, a boy, walks in sobbing. The mother is prepared for him to do this, so she says,"Honey its ok, I know tha

Fishing Trip
This man and his son went on a fishing trip out on the lake. After they had been out there a while, the dad reached in the cooler and pulled out a beer. The son asked,"Daddy can i have a sip?" The dad ask,"Can you touch you dick to your butthole?" The son said, "No." Later the dad pulled out a fatty and lit it up. The son asks, "Dad, can i have a hit?" The dad asked, "Can you touch your dick to your butthole?" The boy said, "No." Later the son pulled out some homemade cookies, and the dad asked, "Son, hand me one of those cookies." The boy asked, "Can you touch your dick to your butthole?" The dad replied, "As a matter of fact i can." The son said, "Good. Then go fuck yourself, Granny made these cookies for me."

Stress Diet
Stress Diet MY FAVORITE STRESS DIET A diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST: Grapefruit 1 Slice whole Wheat Toast 8 oz Skim Milk LUNCH: 4 oz Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 C Steamed Spinach 1 C Herb Tea 1 Oreo Cookie MID-AFTERNOON SNACK: The rest of Oreo's in the package 2 Pts Rocky Road Ice Cream, Nuts, Cherries and Whipped Cream 1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce DINNER: 2 Loaves Garlic Bread 4 cans or 1 large pitcher of Coke 1 large Sausage, Mushroom and Cheese Pizza 3 Snicker bars LATE EVENING NEWS: Entire frozen Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) RULES FOR THIS DIET: 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. 4. Food used for medicinal

9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the

Words Women Use
"FINE" This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. "FIVE MINUTES" If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. "NOTHING" This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine." "GO AHEAD" This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" "THAT'S OKAY" This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mista

All About Moms
The following are answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I

Kids Views On Life
NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" TOILETS: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." YMCA: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever se

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time anything happens say, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about." Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." Dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme Put mosquito netting around your work area

Kids And God
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you are always talking about Verge n' Mary. ~~~ 3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~ A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife." ~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three time

Food Spoilage Test
THE GAG TEST Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night). EGGS When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. DAIRY PRODUCTS Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. MAYONNAISE If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled. FROZEN FOODS Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled - (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife. EXPIRATION DATES This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd

Training Courses For Men
1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop & The Sponge. 2. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet 3. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain?: You CAN tell the Difference 6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away 7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, You Can Throw It Away 8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore! 9. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime 10. Accepting Your Limitations: Haveing Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It 11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink. 12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash The Towels! 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: How Tell ou're About to run out of Toilet Paper! 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 5-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill 15. Retro? Or Just Hi

How To Know If Are Ready To Have Children
Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken glass.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream. (This could wake a child at night.) Grocery Store Test:< Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. Feeding Test: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to i

The Rules
1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males cannot know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows ALL the rules she must immediately change SOME of the rules. 5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male did or said which was wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind. 9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules. 14. The male cannot diagnose PMS.

4 Women
4 women walk in a therpasts' office and the doctor looks at the first women and says "you're in love with money! b/c you named your child penny" looks at the second women and says "you're in love with alcohol! b/c you named your child brandi" and the third women is says too her " I see you're in love with sweets! b/c you named your child Candy" the 4th women grabs her child and says "come on dick lets go"

Cabbie And A Nun
A nun gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm single and Catholic!" "OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," asks the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun

Dark Knight Over Metropolis
Slam Bradley, Jose, and Superman stop an attempt by Blindspot to kidnap Cat for Intergang; Emil signals Superman, says he believes radiated green rock used by the Evil Factory was a byproduct of the Eradicator's attempt to reshape Earth; in Gotham Batman recovers a strange green ring from a vagrant, who had been in Metropolis; Luthor discovers his kryptonite ring is missing; Batman decides to go to Metropolis; Mannheim has Chiller and Shockwave assigned to get Cat. Batman leaves a message for Clark to meet him, inspects another body in Metropolis morgue with traces of radiation; Gangbuster sees Batman and Superman, then is captured by Chiller and Shockwave; Batman and Superman find in Lexcorp that the Metropolis body is the woman with the ring that confronted Clark, and was Amanda McCoy; at the Zenith (Baldy) awards, Lois and Clark attend, Bruce Wayne meets Luthor, Luthor thanks Clark for saving his life from Intergang, Steve Lombard, Intergang attack looking for Clark and Lois; Chi

Time And Time Again
Lois tells Clark she is still uncertain about marrying Superman; a rogue Linear Man arrives in Metropolis using a time disturbance; the Linear Man has been sent to arrest Booster Gold (Michael Carter) for stealing devices and going into the past, he activates Skeets, alerting Booster; when Superman sees Booster being attacked, he joins in to stop the Linear Man; when Superman accidentally disrupts the Linear Man's controls after a time vortex has been opened, Superman finds himself transported to a future 30th Century and meets teenage Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, and Saturn Girl; the teenage heroes recognize Superman. Responding to an exploding fuel storage, Superman finds himself bounced to the 1943 with blurred vision; Lexcorp is looking for Luthor Jr.; Superman works as a circus strongman for some weeks until his vision clears; in Metropolis and incognito he saves President Roosevelt from a Nazi assassin; Superman decides to find the Justice Society of America for help, but the Sp

Dc 1,000,000
The 20th-century Justice League of America and the 853rd-century Justice Legion Alpha co-operate to defeat a plot by the supervillain Vandal Savage (who, being practically immortal, exists in both centuries as well as all the ones in between) and future Superman nemesis Solaris the Living Sun. In the 853rd century the original Superman still lives, but has spent over fifteen thousand years in a self-imposed exile in his Fortress of Solitude in the heart of our sun. The galaxy is protected by the Justice Legions, which trace their descent from the 20th-century Justice League and the 31st-century Legion of Super-Heroes, among others. Justice Legion Alpha, which protects the solar system, includes future analogues of Superman, Wonder Woman, Hourman, Starman, Aquaman, The Flash and Batman. Advanced terraforming processes made all our systems planets inhabitable, with the ones most distant from the Sun being warmed by Solaris, a "star computer" which was once a villain but was reprogramm

Identity Crisis
Sue Dibny, the Elongated Man's wife, is murdered, her body horribly burned. The DC superhero community rallies to find the murderer. Early suspicion rests on Doctor Light, as it is revealed that he had raped Sue Dibny years earlier in the JLA satellite headquarters. It is also revealed that the Atom, Black Canary, Hawkman, Flash (Barry Allen), Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), and Green Arrow allowed the sorceress Zatanna to mind-wipe the captured Doctor Light. Not only was his memory of the rape of Dibny removed, but his personality was also altered to make him less of a threat. Thinking that Light may now have murdered Sue, the superheroes attempt to capture him. However, Light has hired Deathstroke to protect him, and in the ensuing fight between Deathstroke and the JLA, Doctor Light regains his memory, is enraged at the violation, and escapes. The JLA members responsible for the mindwiping of Dr. Light. The murderer next tries to hang Jean Loring, the ex-wife of the Atom. The a

Villains United
Luthor For months now, former President Lex Luthor has been using his resources to assemble an army against the superheroes. Luthor's team now has over two hundred members with a six-member core team consisting of Luthor, Talia al Ghul, Doctor Psycho, Deathstroke, Black Adam, and the Calculator. But not all the villains offered a chance to join this army are thrilled with this idea. Batman villain Catman has joined a team of five supported by the mysterious Mockingbird including Cheshire, Deadshot, Scandal, Ragdoll and Parademon to oppose this new Secret Society. Catman replaced the first Fiddler, after he was killed by Deadshot on Mockingbird's orders when Mockingbird felt he had not fulfilled his part in a mission. The Mockingbird Late one night in the mansion of the Secret Six, Catman and Deadshot have a discussion about their unknown leader, Mockingbird and the dramatic change in Catman's life, while Cheshire secretly listens in the shadows. After a short while Scandal inf

Pics
Sorry guys that I havent posted new pics my comp has been havin some issues on posting pics on here.It keeps locking up and I have no idea why.I do have pics on myspace if anyone would like to see them.....www.myspace.com/catintgirl.My comp will let me post pics there but not here and it is pissing me off to no end.

Heya And Welcome To My Blog!
Today ill found this great site out the net and i found it time to introduce the websfinest girls to you all! Its the site to find for you to find the girl for your special needs! Just check out the "live girls" and their pics and enter our chat to have some fun! The girls are waiting for you! NaughtyLullu for Websfinest!

Hot Survey
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)?: 4. Do you think i'm hot?; 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to do it? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Yes

Erotica Unleashed
Erotica she cried and the winds of tyme she did ryde.. passion bound and unleashed the seafoam hitting the winter shores.. dancing in black lace across the moors soft touch and the hammer of waves dark seductions and crimson daze.. come partake of me she did cry love and kisses from the succubi..wrap arround and within feel the heat of passion from within.. please partake of this dark embrace.. a meeting of minds and erotic face..slow seductions in a crimson haze lost within thy lovers gaze come feel me and taste my skin leet me feel you deep within.. love and darkness payne and light bound in bonds of this dark seductive erotic knight..

Slow Seductions
In the shadoworld we do caress and softly slowly erotically confess soft touches on beautiful ideals come walk with me a surreal mile?? In the shadow soft caress, slow seduction candlight undress.. chamber walls black leather and cold steel alabaster white and scarlett red we slowly fall in a purple bed satin sheets sensually slide slow seductions and erotica she cried.. slowly as we do undress I tye thy wrists to the bed first the headboard then the feet.. slow seductions on satin sheets.. crimson lips and dark desire.. blackened flames of a midnight pyre..in the shadows and the fogs haze I see thy darkened heated gaze.. Come walk with me through that darkened door care to taste erotica's lips once more..? ~Shadowdancer~

A Darkened Door
Through a darkend door I have always danced.. sometimes even pranced.. things said to people sometimes misconstrued.. cryptic dreamer erotic keener but never unaware.. patience and tollerance were my mark.. now I dance someplace in the darq free always and tru to myself my darlings that know me have I ever to thee been untru?? sometimes i am sad and blue.. but the essance that is will always be freedom is my inhearant gift.. freedom of the soul.. yes I love and am willing to lose.. to give one what they truly seek.. tepered and honed are my feelings but to one i would lay down my arms and surrender if that one could be really tru.. passion in the darq of night.. bodies twine and writhe.. to heaven and hell I have dived.. not beholden or ever shackled.. my darlings I think I have found tru peace there is comfort and cold beauty through a darkened door.. but i always see with my third eye.. and the soul that calls to

Rememberance Of The Darkened Garden
Rememberance of the Darkened Garden Somewhere in the hallowed ground in between Shadowspace I see your beautiful soul and all its forms of grace Fyre burning, flames ignite.. erotic souls mingle between day and night Passion building to the point of exquisite release.. Slow seductions a gentle tease I see my self through your poets eyes there is no mask and no lies Inccubi the angels sigh come dance with me yet again Remember when long ago when you first came to the garden Broken Hearted dreamer midnight erotic screamer always a gentleman rogue I remember your mischievous poems and poems that would make the angels weep Darling poet..in my heart you always been so lets ignite the flames of dark desire with our musings yet again Somewhere between heaven and hell just before night meets day.. Come my fellow darling let us play in shadowspace Erotica unleashed beauty imortalized passion soaring ,no guilt or disguise.. soft caresses fromth

Weekend Fun!
Hello everyone i just thought i would share alittle about the great time i had last weekend! i don't get a chance to get out much but this past weekend was the best yet. I went down to Beloit, Wisconsin cause i currently live in Janesville, Wis. and met up with some really good friends that i haven't seen in forever! Anyways we went to the gay bar and if you hadent already gathered yet i am Bisexual so anyways we went and seen a drag show! my very first it was sooo awsome! I was so wasted by the end of the show and totally made out with my ex-girlfriend but it was hott! and then we left there and went to this bar called the 88 and i met up with a few other of my friends and you would think being wasted already i would stop drinking well, no i dident't and had some fun there we had to break up a fight and then totally went over to some chicks house that i dident even know with my friends and then i proceeded to get sick all over the street! i dont drink much either but i think if you dr

Confused
Well the past couple of days have been going alright me and my boyfriend are fighting a little bit to much and things. I lov ehim to death and i dont like it when we fight. And it is over the stupidest things too. I just dont know what to do, if he keeps treating me like this I dont want to break up with him and lose him forever but that seems like the smartest thing to do right now. But alas im not going to do that. Im so confused right now in my life.

What A Borring "party"!!!
So the other night my boyfriend came over and picked up my best friend Kat and I. We went cruzin the town and I called some friends to see what they were up to at like 2am and all we got was "im just about to head to bed." or "Im asleep" May I remind you this is a SATURDAY NIGHT!!! So anyway, some people answered some didnt, I finally got a hold of one of my friends, who we'll call "Bob", and he said he was just partying with a few friends @ his friend "Joe's" house, so we joined them. When we got there not only was there no party, they were watching a movie and handing back and forth a lap top!! They HAD been drinking, but only a few beer bottles were visable!! So it lead me to think that nothing fun was happening. WHAT KINDA PARTY IS THAT?!?!?! Kat and I were borred off our ass's so I told my bf that we wanted to leave so we did. The next day we were borred again so went to the mall hoping to see some friends there and we did so it was OK. We ran into one of my friends and he tol

Bound
My hands pressed and joined behind my back i relinquish my ability to use them, even to scratch an itch on my face. Slowly the ropes are wound around me, encircling my body like waves of energy holding me close to myself keeping me contained and safe. In the darkness of the blindfold, i listen to the drums beating - taking me to faraway places journeying in the underworld with my power animal, as the ropes are pulled taut and joined to the frame. i test my limits by swinging my body in time to the beat, and i find i am held safely like a babe in a cradle, and securely, like an insect in a web.... Then, intruding upon my inner experience are Your lips, Your hands upon me, and i smile at Your touch,Your kiss as i welcome Your presence, and other sensations.... This experience, created by You, shared.....in a dance of unity that entices and seduces.... Bound, thus, in Your loving embrace of ropes and affection... i give myself to You with joy and

Submissive Frenzies
Submissive Frenzies are a state or condition that many if not all submissives will experience at one time or another. Many aspects of BDSM are similar to addictions in how they play out in the mind. From that perspective the Frenzies can be considered to be the 'withdrawal' stage. The peculiar thing about this is that a submissive need not ever have engaged in a real life D/s BDSM experience to actually go into this state of need. Generally the very first experience a submissive will have will be prior to ever engaging in a real life D/s event. Many submissives can chronicle a 'longing' or unspecified 'need' which may have begun when they were quite little. This sensation was always present though generally unacknowledged or openly reviewed. In many cases the submissive was not able to identify the source of this sensation. It simply made them restless and on occasion subject to frustrated outbursts. With the 'finding' of the D/s BDSM community many submissives feel a corresponding

Tolerance
The word, "tolerance", is tossed about on bdsm web sites, chat rooms, newsgroups, at munches, and play parties, but I've rarely seen it in action. To date, it appears tolerance is only used with others who have similar beliefs but God help anyone who comes along who practices D/s or bdsm in a completely different manner than the "norm". I've witnessed enough feeding frenzies and verbal lynch mobs to know this is the truth. As a submissive or dominant learning and practicing tolerance is a must. You will meet many people on your journey who will be completely different from yourself and by employing tolerance you stand a good chance of not only broadening your horizons but deepening your understanding of dominance and submission. Not one of us was born with the knowledge of how to be a submissive or a dominant, and only by keeping our minds open can we expect to better ourselves. Tolerance is not about agreeing with others or forcing ourselves to think as they do. It is about respect

Please Im Beggin You
OK ALL YOU COMMENT BOMBERS THE TIME HAS COME THAT I ASK YOU HELP ONCE AGAIN. PLEASE IF YOU WILL SHOW SOME LUV TO A DEAR FRIEND AND SWEETHEART AT THAT FRIEND OF MINE. DROP AT LEAST 150 COMMENT BOMBS AND A PRIZE WILL BE AWARED. ANYTHING OVER 150 WILL WIN YOU A MUCH BIGGER PRIZE, SO PLEASE START COMMENT BOMBING NOW, WETHER YOU MALE OR FEMALE. AND THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. CLICK THE LINK AND START COMMENT BOMBIN

My Life In General Right Now
SO today I went to my big sister's wedding. I now have another bro-in-law named Tony. It's getting quite confusing lol. I'm pretty much just going through life waiting til the moments that remind me again why my life is entirely worth it (when I get to be in HIS arms for those precious minutes). I'll get to see him soon.. well.. kinda soon. I'll see him during the first week in April (Spring Break) and then he'll be going deploying in early June and won't come back until early October. and that's about the most that's happening right now. Oh yeah... and my best friend's boyfriend and I hate each other. But that's kinda been going on. So nothing to new here. But I gotta go, cuz I'm trying to figure out this dang photobucket thing lol. See ya'll later. ~*~kissies~*~

Social
1.Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me go down on you??? 7. Would you give me a hicky?? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take your time if I told you to? 14. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would you want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY? EMAIL BIG DADDY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT U WOULD DO IF I LET U RIDE IT GIRLS REPOST AS"IF I LET U HIT IT" GUYZ REPOST AS "IF I LET U RIDE IT

Yesterday's News
It has been interesting hearing the arguing going back and forth. Reminds me of my newspaper reporter days in Indianapolis. The judge pretty much told them the body was his and he issued an order for sufficent DNA be taken from Nicole to satisfy Larry's attorney. Vergie was there, but no Howard. The Judge did appoint an administrator ad lidum Shane Kelly, he is an attorney with a six year old son. He according to the judge is very experienced in probabe law. Over the weekend Mr. Kelly is forbidden to talk to the press. The judge ordered that also. But his job is to gather all the information from both sides of the fence. Nicoles's mother side and Howard's side. On Tuesday there will be testimony presented by both sides, so it seems that HKS attoreney's will be admitting the footage that Entertainment Tonite aired a couple of months ago. Where Nicole seemed drugged talking about her hatred for her mother and it seems that HKS will be sworn in the Bahama"s and testif

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New Guy
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I just signed up for this site, however I am about to be leaving for a month as a part of my job. I am going to be really busy this week then I'm gone on next Sunday. Feel free to stop in and say hi but don't get angry if I dont respond. I promise I will as soon as I get back. Catch all you hot guys and gals later. ;-) Jon

Aghhhhhh!!!!
What the heck do I do!?!?! Ok, my best friend has been dating this guy for almost a year now, and all of her friends (me included) hate him. He's horrible to her and we can't figure out what she sees in him. He's does drugs, he smokes, he drinks, and he'll ditch her to go do something and she gets mad but won't confront him. Or if she does she just says how she feels and won't make him apologize for anything. And if we say one bad thing about him she gets entirely to defensive and so we've just given up. But he's ALL she talks about! It's driving everyone crazy!!! But if I say anything then that's it for our friendship basically.. He's told her that he wouldn't fight for their relationship and that if she broke up with him then he wouldn't try to go after her or anything. So he pretty much just puts absolutely no effort into their relationship and then he'll get angry with her when she hangs out with someone who isn't him. According to her he's really sweet to her, but I've never seen

New Website Up And Running
Hey, I finally got the website up and running www.superstarblvd.com. So lets make my site the number one site on the web. With your help it can be. I want crap on anyone in the public eye. But I want the truth, lies go no where with me. Shelby

Some Quotes
"Ninety-Nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion."- Thornton Niven Wilder "I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception." "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will accept me as a member." "One day i shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." ---[Julius Henry] Marx, "The Groucho Letters" (1967) "Time never stops, the future is only determined by that which was in the past and that what is present. So who are we to trap & tell time by our inferior clocks & sundials? The present fails to tell anything fully about the future. The present is nothing more than what the past makes it. And the present is a point, just passed."- Anonymous

The Angel In My Dreams
I beg your pardon how can this be Walking thru the garden an angel here in front of me On her back beautiful wings her halo shines so bold Her lips part, as if to sing around her a ring of gold Wanting to understand looking in her eyes She reaches for my hand I don't ask why So many things similar can it be true All of this familiar mom, is that you A simple nod of the head so real it seems I awake in my bed it was all a dream From my life you were ripped as long as I dream I can say Your hand I gripped in my heart you shall stay

Deep Emotions
I found my heart in those eyes To step back and take part all is released in a little sigh For in this land we all must walk Like members of the band we now let our bodies talk We stand here expanding our minds listing all the fears as the path slowly winds Only time can tell just where all will be Love we can not sell for hearts will bleed The breeze begins to blow the earth begins to turn As we watch our love grow we feel our bodies yearn To watch the sun set hearts wildly beating Emotions racing like a turbo vet with every single meeting Like a raging fire as beautiful as a love song The building desire something we knew all along With magic fingers god moves us, you see Every moment lingers between you and me

Forever
If every kiss I give to you, could make you melt. I would kiss you... F o r e v e r. If every word i said, could make you smile. I would talk... F o r e v e r. If the song I sing to you, could bring you joy. I would sing... F o r e v e r. If staring into your eyes, could make your heart melt. I would stare... F o r e v e r. If a promise I make to you, could make you dream. I would promise... F o r

2 Hearts As 1
To see the sun setting in your eyes, feel the wind in your breath. To feel the fire in your touch, the warmth of your heart. As we make love, emotions implode, our bodies explode. We reunite as one, forever bound, by Love's eternal flame. The flickering flame, dances upon our skin. The sweat from our love, makes our skin glisten. A midst our love making, we stop to listen. Listen to the sound of 2 heartbeats, that now beat as 1!!

If I Told You...
If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you... my point to this is that we should all ask our next partner those questions before we give them our hearts:( specially if its fragile! I trusted another with my heart once not long ago, He mishandled it... dropped it and broke it... fortunately, not irreparably so. I picked it up and took it home and now im hiding it away for

"too Close For Comfort"
I never meant the things I said To make you cry Can I say I'm sorry It's hard to forget And yes I regret All these mistakes I don't know why you're leaving Me But I know you must have your reasons There's tears in your eyes I watch as you cry But it's getting late Was I invading in on your secrets Was I too close for comfort You're pushing me out When I'm wanting in What was I just about to discover When I got too close for comfort Driving you home Guess I'll never know Remember when we scratched our names into the sand And told me you loved me But now that I find That you've changed your mind I'm lost for words And everything I feel for you I wrote down on one piece of paper The one in your hand You won't understand How much it hurts to let you go Was I invading in on your secrets Was I too close for comfort You're pushing me out When I'm wanting in What was I just about to discover I got too close for comfort Driving you home Guess I'll n

Inner Beauty
Inner beauty is something so glamorous It's mere presence is seen Not //all// see this presence Outside can be very decieving Inside never lies I saw you today You are truly beautiful But like I often do You were worrying about outside things I wanted to shout at you Instead I looked I thought You must feel the same way when I worry About outside You think I'm beatuiful As I view you And I sigh I know how you feel I comfort Because I want to make the pain of outside go away I know how it feels

Diary: Sex, Drugs, Crime, Photographhy
Penis Of Damacles About ten years ago, I had an affair w/a woman with whom I worked. I was married to the second future mrs ex-B, & she lived w/her fiancé. They were both pretty typical traditional country reds: he was a chauvinist ill-tempered little jerk, with the sexual stamina of a wind-up-toy, & she, a born-to-shop brainless cutie. I have a very special problem, I’m a sexual collector, like so many others who carry that mental punchcard, we must dot every i & cross every sexual T. The thrill of seducing another man’s girl virtually under his nose was more than I could ignore. One night I plied him w/drinks til he got sloshed, then started accelerating my generosity til he passed out. Plan the work, work the plan. I pulled his girlfriend into the next room & pulled up her little blue jean skirt. Every sense except my dick focused on the slightest rustle from the next room. It was like have your dick sucked on a time bomb, her pussy was so hot it burned me, & Rip Van never wo

Regret
Regret Lets talk a little about regret. There are a lot of things I should feel guilty about. I’m no monster, I feel really bad about some of the shit I’ve done. On the other hand I don’t care, some people had it coming, know what I mean? I ‘m kinda ambivalent about the girlfriend’s of my friends that I fucked. On the one hand if they’d been handling their bizness I wouldn’t have to. On the other I was kind of insulted that they didn’t consider me enuff of a threat to pay attention to. So fuck em. Men have this bias against bald men, they’re arrogant, but there are a lot of women who dig bald men, “you make better time on the open road baby.” I probably fucked more of my friends girlfriends than single women, so I can’t complain too much about having very few guy friends. It take two to tango my friend. (Interesting aside: The tango was originally a South American dance between sailors, showing who was the most machoest!) But we’re talking about regret: Back when I may or

The Year Of Stripping Dangerously
The Year of Stripping Dangerously After I left wife #3, I went on a year long binge of cocaine, strippers & vodka. The breakfast, lunch & dinner of champions. Take this as cautionary advice for those among you who find the idea of dating a princess of the pole, cool. If you’re the kind of guy who likes to watch high school cheerleaders, & Catholic schoolgirl outfits, if you’re the kind of guy who crouches over the keyboard late @ night, buying those girls gone wild videos, if you’re the kind of guy…oh who are we kidding, you are that kind of guy. I’ve done the stripclub crawl: observed w/squinted bloodshot eyes & pursed lips, made metric tons of middle notes, jammed thousands of dollars American into hundreds of garters French. I’ve interviewed, questioned & quizzed. I’ve tested the charmin-like firmness of buttocks, the elasticity of young flesh & tasted the ph of stolen kisses. I’ve walked naked & crazed through cheap shag trailer carpet past coked-out kooks who couldn’t “h

Broke Leg Mountain
Broke Leg Mountain In 2001 I broke, my shattered, my right leg, from the hip to my knee. Every time you’ve ever heard someone speculate whether they’ve broken a bone, I’m here to tell you, if you break one, you won’t need to ask. It reset all my pain thresholds. The Doctor put me on a machine that worked my leg back & forth all nite to keep it from getting bloodclots. I introduced my mum to the lexicon of modern day curse words, screaming out on every up stroke & apologizing on every down. I’ve gotten ahead of myself, let me tell you how this came to pass. Popular gossip round town was that a drug dealer to whom I owed money had a couple of his goons break my leg to send a message. Some chick punk band even wrote a song about it, the gist being that I probably deserved it. Here’s the real skinny. I was in the middle of moving to a new pad. I had been awake for about three days drinking Raspberry vodka & cocaine. We had called it an early nite the previous evening to give us a

Death & Night & Blood
Death & Night & Blood When I was young I used to brag that hate was the fuel that ran the engine of my creativity. I didn’t see anything negative about it, hate burns clean & hot, leaving no oily residue. On my way up, I went hard @ my passions, I’m a photographer, artist, writer & publisher. I’ve had my work published nationally & internationally. But struggle is tedious & I never achieved the kind of success that allowed me to call any one thing a “career.” Time plods on & I fell victim to the twin titans of temptation, drugs & dames. I became a sexaholic drug addict, lubricating the two with raspberry vodka. Now that I’m older & tired, it’s harder to remember what I was angry about. I don’t want to be the punchy old hater, swinging blind, hoping to hit some lucky insight. Now like Napoleon I’ve been exiled to my fortress of solitude & boredom. The boriest little house on the prairie. Temporarily washed ashore in the place of my birth, home to the cornbread mafia, hillbilli

Real Talk 2
Now, I urge you to burn through what the wicked birds threw, or dropped on top of your mind just to blind, not the 1st or the 2nd, but the eye that is 3rd, so you read between the lines and peep the hidden lies and their opposition in its full composition. It's beautiful, yet, difficult to handle... (to be continued)

Thoughts
What I don’t get about the whole online community fad is the whole bickering back and forth and the out right fighting. I also don’t get the whole point of the peace offerings that are thrown back in the face of the bigger person, and the constant stalking afterwards. I understand that views vary from person to person, I too understand that if someone uses hurtful words against a person then retaliation is not too far off. But when retaliation goes beyond just simple instant messages to the constant inhabiting of one person on another person page that is when the line should be drawn. Come on people arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics even if you win you’re still retarded.

Check Out Morian
Morian’s debut single “Away From The Sun” is now on stores in Finland for the ridiculous price on one euro! Go get it if you already haven´t! If you´re not in Finland you can order the single for a great price (Yeah, 1 fucking euro!) at : Recordshop X Order your cd-single today and come join the Official Forums for all the latest on Morian! Sign up and have fun! a>

Check Out The Jade
HI!! Hey, a new track King's Cross has been added on TJ profile. This is for the people who haven’t heard the song yet -hope you dig it!! Check out the lyrics as well, (King’s Cross-London) Ok!! Take cares, folks !! jann/TJ Visit THE JADE: www.myspace.com/thejadenet Also here's the interview with Eurobands: TJ INTERVIEW

Havnt Left Cherrytap Yet
hi to all my friends and my fan at cherrytap i havnt left cherrytap yet but im thinking seriously about it so im just going to be away for awhile on another site ok. so i can think things over and figure out what to do im not taking this problem out on any of you my friends and my fan just these people who come to view my site and leave nasty comments on my site and then they call me names and mock me laugh at me and make fun of me behind my back im a christian women and ill just pray for them sorry if you dont hear from me in awhile but im going away to another site awhile thanks and god bless youll ps i just dont like being harrassed like this

Funny Sex Poems
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it dont be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty!!

Bent (erotica)
Bent Baby face it , baby embrace it baby im bent you know that im jaded wings torn and faded and a soul that is wrent I will have you please me or maybe baby tease me cause baby im bent. in the back room tide up and tortured just to be strange I done mean to rearange ya.. baby I made ya, I told ya im bent not exactly strait hell thats not my type of plate So lets go tear up this place and erotica embrace.. and mabye I will trace ya with my rabbit whip.. on your knees to serve and please .. so we can just disagree cause baby your also bent.. So if you wanna come play in shadow space baby lets re embrace I bet we can still find some new forms of disgrace so baby if you can keep up with my manic pace come dance with me here you have nothing to fear cause baby face it we are truly bent.. ~Shadowdancer~ 7-17-06

Waiting
Time Clicks as I await The hour ends before my take Sitting, thinking, waiting; my mind escapes The day grows old as night passes Wolves crying, coyotes howling; anticipating Watching, staring, seeing -- nothing Silence begins the day as morning comes without notice Tears begin to fall, slowly The day moves on without hope Wishing to be what is not to be The sun moves to its peak without a whisper or retreat Time moving, but still empty Stomach aching, curling Still waiting

Adults Only!!!
Adults Only : Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife or your girlfriend to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. [[[FEMALE & MALES]]] Repost in 3 mins with the

A Thought For You
A Thought for you By: doobiedoo48326 You deserve to know how special you are. You.. of all people... should have the privilege of knowing how much you mean and how much nicer life is with you in it. And though those word don't get shard as often as I would like them to, I would like you to know -today and always- that there aren't many people in this world. Who even begin to compare with you.

Everyone Needs Someone Like You
Everyone needs someone like you By: doobiedoo48326 Everyone needs someone who is always there and always caring. Everyone needs someone who is just a touch or a card or a phone call away; someone with whom you can share everything that's in your heart or simply talk about your day in the way that only the two of you can. Everyone needs someone to encourage them; to believe in them; to give a pat on the back when things have gone right, and a shoulder to cry on when they haven't. Everyone needs someone to remind them to keep trying and that it will all work out. Everyone needs someone like you; I know that nothing could be more true. I hope everyone has someone who's as wonderful as you.

I Care So Much About You
I care so much about you By: doobiedoo48326 I care about you more than I can say. And that caring and that feeling have a meaning that is more precious and more special to me than I can explian. But let me try to tell you this... Saying "I care" means that I always do everything I can to understand. I means that I will never hurt you. It means that you can trust me. It means that you can tell me what's wrong. It means that I will try to fix what I can, that I will listen when you need me to hear, and that -even in your most difficult moment- all you have to do is say the word, and your hand and my hand will not be apart. It means that whatever you speak to me, whatever words are spoken through a smile. or through a tear... I will listen to my heart.

I Don't Know What I'd Do Without You
I don't know what I'd do without you By: doobiedoo48326 To you: For keeping my spirits up. For never letting me down. For being here for me. For knowing I'm there for you. For bringing so many smiles my way. For being sensitive to my needs. For knowing just what to say. For listening better than anyone else. For bringing me laugther. For bringing me light. For understaning so much about me. For trusting me with so much about you. For being the best. For being so beautiful. I don't know what I'd do... without you.

I Wish For You
I wish for you By: doobiedoo48326 Happiness. Deep down within Serenity. With each sunrise. Success. In each facet of your life. Close and caring friends. Love. That never ends. Special memories. Of all the yesterdays. A bright today. With much to be thankful for. A path. That leads to beautiful tomorrows. Dreams. That do their best to come true. An appreciation. Of all the wonderful things about you.

If I Could Have One Wish Come True...
If I could have one wish come true... By: doobiedoo48326 I would wish for nothing but wonderful things to come to you. In your life, which is so precious to me, may troubles, worries, and problems never linger; may they only make you that much stronger and able and wise. And may you rise each day with sunlight in your heart, success in your path, answers to your prayers, and that smile - that I love to see- always there... in your eyes

Just For A Special Someone From Me
Just for a special someone from me By: doobiedoo48326 From time to time, I find myself thinking abut the way I would like things to be From you... I would like for you to be happier than you've ever been in your life. And I would ove for everything to start coming together for you... your plans and hopes and dreams. And you know what? Someday they will. Because you're doing all the right things Because you deserve to reach the peaks you climb towards, and because you are a very special someone. There will never be a day when I won't wish the world for you.

Maybe You Can Do This Special Favor For Me
Maybe you can do this special favor for me By: doobiedoo48326 When we're apart, I want you to keep me in your heart and in your mind. Just quietly close your eyes once in awhile and imagine me here, smiling and thinking such thankful thoughts of you. For I spend so many quiet moments of my own thinking how much I miss you, and how hard it is to be apart, and how wonderful it is that you're always with me, warm and cherished... here in my heart.

People
People By: doobiedoo48326 People like you are few and far between. You are the special kind of person the world needs more of... People like you making everything so much nicer; you have a marvelous ability to turn happiness into joy and sadness into understanding. You are appreciated beyond words, because people like you mean the world to... people like me.

Our Special Prayer
Our Special Prayer By: doobiedoo48326 These are our wishes, our dreams: That we may always be more than close; That nothing will come between the bond we share. That I will always be there for you, as you will be for me. That we will listen ith love. That we will share thruths and tenderness. That we will trust and talk things out. That we will understand. That whatever you go, you will be in my heart. That your hand will be in my hand.

Special
Special By: doobiedoo48326 It takes a certain kind of person to be special. It takes someone who is really wonderful; someone who lights up this little corner of the world with feelings of friendship and love and understanding. It takes a truly unique personality and a knack for making life happier and more rewarding. It takes someone whos willing to take the time. It takes an individal who is able to open up and share their innermost feelings with another. It takes someone who makes the path of life an easier and more beautiful journey. It takes a rare combination of many qualities, interwoven with another-person's life. It takes a certain kind of person to be special. It takes someone ...exactly like you.

Thank You For These Feelings
Thank you for these feelings By: doobiedoo48326 For bringing me happiness as though it were a gift I could open everyday ...I thank you. For listening to the words I want to say ... I appreciate you. For letting me share the most personal parts of your world, and for welcoming me with your eyes ... I am grateful to you. For being the wonderful, kind, giving person you are ... I admire you. For being everything you are to me, and for doing it so beautifully ... I thank you... with all my heart.

Thoughts For You
Thoughts For You By: doobiedoo48326 One of the most special places in my heart will always be saved for you. You... the one person I can always talk to; the one person who understands. You... for making me laugh in the rain; for helping me shoulder my troubles. You... for loving me in spite of myself, and always putting me back on my feet again. You... for giving me someone to believe in; someone who lets me know that there really is goodness and kindness and laughter and love in the world. You... for being one of the best parts of my life, and proving it over and over again.

Thousand Things
Thousand Things By: doobiedoo48326 There are a thousand things I would like to be for you... but one of the most important is just being the someone you can talk to. There are so many things I would like to do for you... And so many things I would like to say and give and share. But for today I just want you to know that I promise: I'll always be there, and I'll always care.

You Are The Best
You are the best By: doobiedoo48326 - Your wonderful qualities have made a lasting impression on me that I will admire for as long as I live. - You give me so much to be thankful for. - You have wisdom that goes behond your words, and sweetness that goes behond your smile, and a heart of pure gold. - You take the time to hear my deepest thoughts, my feelings, and my fears. - You've dried tears no one else could see, you've helped me find happiness, and you've taught me that I really can make some of my dreams come true. - There isn't a more special person in all the world... than you.

Chapter 20 { Robin Hood
A long time passed after the great shooting match, and during that time Robin followed one part of the advice of Sir Robert Lee, to wit, that of being less bold in his comings and his goings; for though mayhap he may not have been more honest (as most folks regard honesty), he took good care not to travel so far from Sherwood that he could not reach it both easily and quickly. Great changes had fallen in this time; for King Henry had died and King Richard had come to the crown that fitted him so well through many hard trials, and through adventures as stirring as any that ever befell Robin Hood. But though great changes came, they did not reach to Sherwood's shades, for there Robin Hood and his men dwelled as merrily as they had ever done, with hunting and feasting and singing and blithe woodland sports; for it was little the outside striving of the world troubled them. The dawning of a summer's day was fresh and bright, and the birds sang sweetly in a great tumult of sound. So l

And Now Folks, Some Willie Nelson...
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/08/24/012518.php This horsemeat thing is a load of crap: I'm not a vegetarian because I love my meat, and I realise that unless I become vegan, I am going to have to kill and exploit another living creature (or consume a creature that has been killed and/or exploited by another) -- whether it be a cow, a tomato, a dog, a chicken, a grape, whatever -- if I wish to eat. Therefore, all I can ask is that whatever I end up ending be treated as humanely and as respectfully as possible. (One could make other arguments in favour of vegetarianism or for a dramatic reduction in our consumption of meat, but these are beyond the scope of my writing.) That being said, I fail to see how cannabis use is unamerican: What's unamerican is the fact that The U.S. government not only banned a substance less dangerous for human consumption than alcohol, tobacco, nicotine, or pretty well any prescription drugs was banned because corporations were scared to compete a

The Revolting Right And Katrina Ii
Nothing new to add since I first wrote this. You mean there's more? Yep. This time featuring Dick Cheney (who, like Mr. Morris, does a damn good job of living up to his name), Trent Lott (who proves just how much Bush loves African-Americans), and religious wackos of all stripes (who seem to consider Katrina one of their holy crusaders). While the good people of New Orleans are starving to death in a ruined city or living under squallid conditions in refugee camps, often travelling without knowing which state the're being shipped to, Crashcart has taken it upon himself to shop for yet another stately manor in a posh resort town along Maryland's Eastern shore. But are you really that surprised? http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/04/AR2005090401391.html This fine Southern gentleman says it better than I ever could: Fuck yourself, Mr. Vice President! http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/08.html#a4856 Meanwhile, Our Dear Leader decides to

The Real Agenda Of Calvary Baptist: Hate (june 2004)
Just me kicking some fundamentalist pastor's ass. I know it's not much of a challenge, but this sort of wankery is fun sometimes. Upon reading Pastor Tom Newton’s homophobic rant (“The Real Agenda of Pride Cornwall: Acceptance”, July 16), I was filled with shock, with dismay, and with disgust, stemming from the fact that anyone, let alone a community leader, would have the nerve to produce such hate-laden venom. Especially galling is that Pastor Newton makes not one reference to the ideals of love, mercy, and compassion, all of which are central tenets of a Christian worldview and of a Christian criticism of behaviour perceived as sinful. With that said, two salient points in Pastor Newton’s letter remain to be addressed: First, his comparison of Pride Cornwall members (and by extension, GLBT individuals in general) to other groups that rightfully feel society’s scorn, and second, his broader and more dangerous point that individuals and groups ought not to be accepted by society sh

Ummm
Louisiana is better than California. :) at least to me anyways. Thats just not my kinda place. But I made it back here to the swamps, happy as can be. Loki and I got the baby on the way, our own place, and waiting for the next litter of white german shepard puppies with my name on the largest male in the bunch. hehe I can say I'm happy being settled down, even being a regular suzie F'N homemaker and waiting hand and foot on my man. We got a few good friends here..fuk the rest of em... much less drama and BS when people dont know where u are...life is great! :)

Friends
"The Mile: People come into our lives and walk with us a mile, and then because of circumstance they only stay a while. They serve a need within the days that move so quickly by, and then are gone beyond our reach, we often wonder why. God only knows the reason that we meet and share a smile, why people come into our lives and walk with us a mile."

Possession
Chapter One The club’s drumbeat pulsed through misty air. Kheyra took a languid breath, hoping to decipher every one of some dozen flower scents woven into the ocean breeze. Earth smelled so rich. Even Angelinos chattered about the abundance of flowers after the record winter rainfall. The scents on Dattar were so different. Everything was different. Kheyra looked at her clothes, smiling. It was still hard to believe she was here. No way would she be wearing anything so revealing back home. The pale blue sequined top barely reached her navel. The black leather mini-skirt molded to her ass like second skin, and the spiderweb black hose… Okay, maybe those were a bit much, but they worked. Earth’s males needed so little to get interested. Her parents would probably hemorrhage if they saw her, and Morna, the planet’s matriarch, would have her committed, or worse. Wearing something so cheaply provocative tarnished Kheyra’s family stature and her class as an alpha female on a planet of

Running An Online Business
Hi Everyone! If you don't already know me, I like to make money online. I am always on the lookout for new and REAL ways to make money online. I don't like scammer sites. So I check out the businesses before I invest any money into them. You can find the best online opportunities on my website at: http://profit-247.com Check it out today! You might see one thats right for you.

Read Read Before You Comment.
ATTENTION all! I had gotten a few Unapriciated comments. And as of now I will tell you once. I do not I mean do NOT like your smutty comments (Eg. "Ide tap dat", "I would fuck you in a heartbeat", "theres other things you can do wit dat suker") So if I find anymore trashy comments I will DELEAT them and Ignore you without question. I am not a whore and I am not white trash, I am not a hoochie, a Vittu, and I will NOT tolerate being looked at like that. I am way to sophisticated to deal with trash. Peace not hate people.... You were warned!!!!!

Basics
by Dr. William Pierce I really do need a secretary. I have a flood of mail coming in every day, and usually I don't have time to read most of it. This week, though, I had a couple of hours to spare, and I read a hundred or so letters before I began this broadcast. If I had a secretary to keep my office organized and help me with my work, I'd read a lot more of my mail. I'd probably even answer some of it. Not only is it polite to read the letters that people have taken the time to write to me, but it's useful. I learn a lot from my mail. And of course, it makes me feel good to read letters from people who appreciate my broadcasts -- especially from people who tell me that they have learned something from listening to my talks, that I have helped them understand what is happening in the world. I must confess to you, however, that I myself usually learn more from reading my hate mail than I do from reading friendly letters. The most common type of hate letter I receive is from Poli

How To Bring Down The House
by Dr. William Pierce This first day of a new millennium is perhaps a good time for me to respond to a letter from a listener, Alfred D., who wrote to me last week to express his appreciation for American Dissident Voices. He especially appreciates the information about crimes committed against White people by non-Whites -- information that is suppressed by the controlled media because it doesn't fit their Politically Correct agenda: an agenda that requires keeping White people feeling guilty and apologetic. And he adds that such information leaves him, "feeling powerless to do anything but feel bad about all of it." Mr. D. then goes on to ask: "What can we ever do to rid our culture of the Jewish stranglehold on our media and the liberal hold on our institutions? It seems like we can't do much without wealthy and wise people at the top, like our founders two centuries ago, who will stand up and seize the reins of our Republic to restore order and decency to our communitie

Brevity
If you could stop time, would you? If you had the power to grab onto the very essence of life and bend it to your will, would you do it? Would you immortalize yourself and those you care about, if it meant you never had to feel the pain of loss? I dont like how life is. How uncertain it is. How brief it is. How pointless it seems. But there isnt anything I can do, but keep on breathing and keep on questioning. As soon as you lose curiosity, you lose the part of yourself that is undeniably human. And that is why we write stories and make movies and paint pictures. The entire existence of the human race has been a quest to explain the unexplainable...to draw answers from a void of nothingness, to carve deep impressions into an earth that may or may not forget us. A person much more wise than myself once told me: "A question ends with an answer. When you have the answer, the question no longer exists. That is why life is all questions and no answers...if we had the answers, life wouldnt e

The Faustian Spirit And Political Correctness
by Dr. William Pierce When I was seven years old I asked for and received my first chemistry set as a Christmas gift. It became the basis for a little laboratory I had in the garage from then until the time I went away to military school eight years later. Even before my first chemistry set I prowled through curbside trash heaps in my neighborhood, looking for discarded radios, which I would take home and disassemble completely, trying to figure out how they worked. At six I didn't understand much, but I was fascinated by every sort of technological gadget. Later the fascination extended to tools and weapons of every kind. I think it was an instinctive thing, which I inherited from my tool-making ancestors of a million years ago, who inherited it from their tool-using ancestors of five million years ago. When I was 12 years old I discovered science fiction, and from then on I knew that I wanted to be an astronaut and explore other worlds. That was a long time before Sputnik or ma

To Be, Or Not To Be
by Dr. William Pierce I've spoken about the murderous racial attacks against the farmers in Rhodesia during the previous two broadcasts, but the situation there continues to worsen, and I'm obliged to speak about it again today, because the mass media in America continue largely to avoid the subject. In addition to the invasion of White farms by armed Black gangs and the murder of White farmers, the Black supporters of dictator Robert Mugabe have turned to a new terror tactic against Whites: the gang rape of White women. Eleven days ago, on April 18, a Black gang burst into the home of a White family just outside Salisbury, now called "Harare." They seized 28-year-old Brendan Jowett and repeatedly smashed him in the head and face with a brick, until he lost consciousness. They dragged his 25-year-old wife Tonia into a bedroom and gang-raped her. Then they found Tonia's 18-year-old sister, Laura Wiggins, hiding in a cupboard. They dragged her out and raped her repeatedly. Then

What We Can Do
by Dr. William Pierce One of the more common responses I receive from listeners goes something like this: "OK, you've convinced us that we have some very serious problems, but you never tell us what we should do about these problems." Two weeks ago I spoke in general terms about the sort of White world we want to have in the future, and again I received many letters along the line, "I agree with your vision of the future, but you didn't tell us how to get from here to there." But, of course, I have often talked with you about what we must do. Sometimes, I should admit, what I tell you is very general. Two weeks ago, for example, I told you that the new, White world we want can only rise out of hard and bloody struggle. That's not very specific. But in other broadcasts I have been specific. I have talked specifically about some of the things we must do to get from here to there. I think that the people who complain that I never give solutions to the problems I present are lo

Countering The Poison
by Dr. William Pierce Today let's talk more about a very disturbing phenomenon that we've discussed several times in the past few weeks, namely a conditioned inability of White people -- or at least, a substantial percentage of White people -- to defend themselves against non-Whites. When I first told you about the rapes and murders of those Whites in Wichita, Kansas, by two Blacks -- rapes and murders the news of which was blacked out almost completely by the media outside of Wichita -- I commented that the most shocking thing about this atrocity was the total lack of resistance by the White victims, their complete failure even to attempt to defend themselves against two Blacks armed only with one relatively anemic pistol. The White men just stood and watched the Blacks rape and abuse their women, and then they all knelt obediently in the snow when the Blacks told them to and let themselves be shot in the back of the head, one at a time. For the past two weeks we've been talking a

Demonstrating For Freedom
by Dr. William Pierce Two weeks ago my organization, the National Alliance, held a small, peaceful demonstration at the German Embassy in Washington. On Sunday, July 29, we had about 70 men and women carrying signs in front of the embassy protesting the lack of civil liberties for dissidents in Germany. We were protesting the fact that the German government puts its citizens in prison for saying or writing anything deemed Politically Incorrect. In Germany people are locked up even for listening to Politically Incorrect music or for having Politically Incorrect ideas about what really happened during the Second World War. People are in prison in Germany now for having questioned some detail of the official "Holocaust" story, for example, or for singing forbidden songs or for being caught at an underground concert where forbidden music was being played. There is no freedom of speech in Germany, no freedom of association, no intellectual or artistic freedom, and we want everyone to

It's Your Boyfriends Birthday And...
Your still awake at 3am after only sleeping only a few hours the night before, because your exasperated that: 1)you're so poor than you can't do anything very worthy of him for his special day. 2)you're thinking even more about how you wish you could make things better for him and do anything at all about the way his so called [fuckhead] 'friends' have treated him lately. 3)you wish you had an answer for all the madness running around in your head killing off brain cells. 4)you're not sleeping yet.

New To Cherrytap
Hi everyone. This is my first blog here at CherryTAP. I'm still learning my way around the site, so bare with me as I make changes and find out new things here. I'll try to make blogs about new things in my life as they happen.

Labels
by Dr. William Pierce "Terrorism" and "terrorist" have been the most-used words on television and in the other controlled news media recently. We've heard over and over about al-Quaeda terrorism and Iraqi terrorism and Palestinian terrorism -- especially about Palestinian terrorism during the past week, with the Bush government repeatedly demanding that Yasser Arafat arrest every Palestinian designated as a "terrorist" on a list given to him by Israel. But we haven't heard anything about Israeli terrorism or about U.S. terrorism: not even a word. The controlled news media in America would have us believe that the governments of Israel and the United States don't engage in terrorism. So how do we decide what is terrorism and what isn't? Is terrorism what individuals or small groups do when they're angry at a government, but what governments do is legitimate warfare or self-defense or something else other than terrorism? No, no, that can't be, because we were told that the gover

Murdering Iowa
by Dr. William Pierce To most people statistics don't have much meaning. They're just numbers. Tell people that 50 years ago 90 per cent of the citizens of the United States were White, that today only 70 per cent are White, and that 50 years hence less than half the U.S. population will be White, and it doesn't move most of them. They can't remember what it was like 50 years ago, when the United States was unquestionably a White man's country, and they don't have enough imagination to visualize what it will be like when Whites are a minority and are completely at the mercy of Blacks, Asians, mestizos, and Jews. Tell most people about this trend toward a darker and darker America, and they will just shrug. They don't see how America's changing demographics will affect what they can buy at the mall or watch on television. What is happening to America is happening so slowly that they aren't alarmed. That's most people. In a few places in America, however, the changes are occurring

Provocation And Response
by Dr. William Pierce The situation in Palestine is interesting, both in terms of what is happening over there and in terms of the reflection over here. It's not just the occasional good lick the Palestinians manage to get in against the Jews over there; that's always good to see, of course, but more interesting are the reactions of the media and the government in the United States. For example, the media Jews and their Gentile step'n'fetchits here -- Time magazine writer Charles Krauthammer is an example of the former, and columnist George Will is an example of the latter -- have been coming out openly in favor of government-sponsored terrorism and assassination, as long as it's Israel doing the sponsoring. And they've been doing that since well before this week's attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center. It is a time-honored Western tradition that the leaders of nations at war treat one another with chivalry. In the past, when leaders actually rode into battle at t

Regaining Control
by Dr. William Pierce As I noted in my broadcast of September 15, and as various politicians also have noted in a somewhat different sense, on September 11 America entered a new era. For the first time in a long time American civilians have had to pay a price in blood for abdicating their responsibility to control their government. Excepting some entirely inconsequential Japanese efforts against the Pacific Northwest during the early days of the Second World War, the U.S. mainland suffered its first attack from the air this month. In the past we dished it out -- the terror bombing of German cities throughout the Second World War, the bombing of Baghdad a decade ago, and the bombing of Belgrade in 1999, not to mention selective air strikes against an aspirin factory in Sudan and against the home of Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi -- but until this month the American people hadn't been on the receiving end. The psychological shock has been profound. The attitude used to be that ou

Scalp Dance
by Dr. William Pierce I've been reading one of the new books that my sponsor, National Vanguard Books, has just added to its catalog. It's Scalp Dance, by Thomas Goodrich, and it's a history of the conflict between Plains Indians and White settlers moving west in the years immediately after the American Civil War, between about 1865 and 1879. Much of the book consists of eyewitness accounts by White soldiers, scouts, and settlers involved in the conflict. The book is interesting to me for its information on that period of our history: information about the hardships that our ancestors overcame in conquering this country and building a civilization here, information about the courage and tenacity and ingenuity they displayed in fighting against a ferocious and cruel foe. The book also is interesting as an anthropological study, a study of the racial differences, the behavioral differences, the differences in mentality and attitude between the Indians and the Whites. One of these d

Sharon, Rape, And The Wizard Of Oz
by Dr. William Pierce There are so many things worthy of comment today that it's difficult to make a choice. Certainly, one of the more significant things is the world's reaction -- or lack of reaction -- to the election of Ariel Sharon to be Israel's prime minister, as soon as he can put together a government. Do you remember the reaction of the mass media, the politicians, the leaders of the Christian churches, and all the rest of the big shots when Jörg Haider's Freedom Party won enough parliamentary seats in the Austrian elections a little over a year ago to have a role in the Austrian government? Some countries recalled their ambassadors. Politicians around the world were shaking their fingers at Austria and announcing that they would not tolerate Haider's participation in the Austrian government. Trade embargoes against Austria were threatened. And the reason? Haider had broken some taboos by making statements the Jews didn't like. He had said that there had been many decen

First Blog
This is my first blog attempt, go easy on me. I look around CT and see all these beautiful people, and I rate their pictures 10. If I don't think tey are a 10 I don't rate it. Not a problem. If you see my picture and rate it a 1 I wonder why are you not leaving your name. I ain't pretty, I ain" good looking, but at least have the guts to say who you are. I have seen many rockin people here, and I dig you all. If you don't like one of my pics don't say anything, just move along. Don't be mean and rate my pics a 1. That hurts, I didn't come here to be hurt. If I wanted that I would have stuck with M**pace. Sorry for the rant. Spicoli gone surfin!!!

Phone # Game
JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.. REPOST TIS AND SEE HOW MANY PHONE NUMBERS YOU CAN GET... ITS AL IN FUN SO LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!!! NAME Tiffany AGE 18 STATE YOU LIVE IN cali STATUS __MARRIED __ TAKEN [X] SINGLE PHONE NUMBER (707)514-8567 COULD I CALL [X] YES __ NO WHAT TIME IS BEST Anytime

I Don't Get It
what is up with the bulletin board here? i'm reading thru the "headlines" and all seem to request that you repost whatever it is. and then ones like "well, guess you know who your friends are". can anyone enlighten me?

Another Stupid Quiz
(Originally posted on January 22, 2007)I found another quiz that I'd like to share with you... Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your definitely not going to lose it because you sure are using it! Your Motto: "The More I Drink The Better She Looks! Your Sign: "Double Bag It!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Men" is available here***starXtest v2.0*** tag: quiz, slut, mature, adult, humor, funny-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Random Things About Me
im blond, green eyes, 5'11, and im a bit over weight. im currently in training to lose a good amount of weight then gain some of it back with weight training. i currently hold a brown belt in karate, but i havent practiced in a long time. karate is one thing i plan on getting back into soon. also maybe judo/jujitsu. im a cook for now til i find a better career. i have some things in mind such as truck driving, army, coast guard. just to name a few. i grew up in florida and was moved to ohio when i was sixteen. i had my reason to stay here when i reached 19. but now i just try to live one day at a time.

Touch
"Touch me" I whisper in the candle-light as your hands reach out to me and caress my heated skin Fingers sliding, exploring the curves and shadows of my body "Kiss me" I whisper in the ear that I've been nibbling on Warm, wet lips press against mine as I savor your taste flooding my senses "Love me" I whisper as I lay back against satin-wrapped pillows piled on the bed Tongue traces swollen lips as you lie atop me Fingers fist in my hair as you enter Pleasure spirals up and out as you move, thrust within Sweat glistens across our skin Deaf to everything but our heartbeats in a wild crescendo as everything splinters and we come apart... "Touch me" I whisper in the candle light as we catch our breath and you pull me to your side Your touch has been more than the tantalizing slide of your fingers on my skin tonight

May 15th...what A Joke
Yet again.....we face this lame holiday of "don't buy gas day" some horse shit about it working and dropping 30 cents over night is a cup of bologna. Yes, i can see why this is happeneing again because gas prices are friggan ridiculous... but not buying it for ONE DAY......all thats gonna do is make everyone who needed it on that day get it tomorrow. If you really wanna stick it to the oil companies...whom are only having to jack prices up because of world wide supply and demand anyway....and also blame your government for forcing companies to add more ethinol which is 2.70 a gallon to the petrolium.. now there are some things that they could do...they could either...get rid of the tax that is put on gasoline...which in turn would raise our national deficite by 6 million in 90 days..... they can have the EPA temporarily lower gas standards so...we can get 'shit-oline' that isnt as high quality...will give you worse milage, will be bad for your car, and bad for the environment bec

Accident
ok i was driving to this place called crossroads and i went to turn and i didnt turn the wheel all the why and i hit this dude. i got out of the car my car didnt have any damage. and the guy had no lience and it wasnt his car. and he didnt speak english! and he wanted 1,500 for damages and there were no damages to his car. thank god my car is made of plastic

Darkness
As I stare into the darkness, I see a child bruised and worn who sits and weeps. As I step into the darkness from the light, I ask the child if she’s all right. As she weeps, she has a story to tell. She tells of a life so dark and gray, tells of her hopes not to see another day. She tells the story of a father who turned his back and walked away. He wasn't there because after all she was conceived from an affair Her mother sees her father when she looks into her eyes. So, she tends to drink, do drugs an get out of control screaming at the girl often grabbing her by the hair cursing her about the man who wasn't there. The child goes on telling the horrors. I listen and weep with her. Then I look back to the light. I turn to the child and assure her everything will be alright. She will live and grow to be strong. She will find her way through to carry on. I look into her eyes and tell her things will get better; things will somed

It Is Too Easy To Forget Nico
why is that? it is easy to blame her and even make others like dylan responsible for what happened. but without her being too frightening to admit your love to the story of brian jones would have been much different. there are many ways of running. but she will always stand there at the end of the road.

You Must Choose
the ballad of nico can be seen as kierkegaardian demand that you have to choose between your friends and your wife. the problem became much more difficult for brian since his friends was not friends and his wife was nowhere to be seen.

I'm Enjoying Meeting You Gyes
I am enjoying getting to know my way around CherryTap, but it's a bit overwhelming. If I visit and rate you, but don't quite get it right, be patient. I'm keen to make friends. I'm interested in the whole "social networking" thing and how it's taking us online. I'll get my pages looking better as I get more experience. Cheers CherryTappers ProfessorCurly

And Just Like That You Were Gone
with dust in the lights of your eyes, you left one waxy photograph; a melting memory in my hands. clocks were numb as emptiness, and time meant nothing as raindrops crouched on my skin. the whole world sighed in silence, stopping to wonder if you looked back over your shoulder would you finally see we love you?

My Heart
My pain inside... i woke up today tear stains on my pillow i cried myself to sleep again once again i sank so low yesterday was a living hell no one seemed to care no one seemed to notice and it was more than i could bear maybe its for the best that no one sees my pain so i hide behind a smile concealing all my shame i go about my day wishing i was gone again, they dont notice that im barely hanging on i dont dare tell them the truth ...lowering my head that deep down inside me i wish that i was dead

Dead
Dead inside The darkness has eroded my soul The cold locked the remains away in an icy prision held against its will On its own, only the dark and cold to keep it company no light or warth to keep it alive Leaving me dead inside

Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you have sex (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to

I Did It!!!!
Wow I can ahrdly beleieve I Won! I was caller 14 today at our local Radio Station KMPS 94.5 and I won Bucky Covington's New Album,"A Different World" This is quite a thrill for me since I seldom win anything and htne also this song has a lot of meaning to me as itprety well sums up the way I grew up in Montana! So Im feeling pretty Jubilant Right now!!

Love Hurts
I know that you women think that I am a bitch. I just want you to understand my feelings. I'm only hurting. I love Tom so much. I know that you probably don't really care how I feel but here it goes. It breaks my heart to see Tom on the computer with so many women. He spends almost every waking hour on the computer with women. He has so many women friends and naked pics of so many women it hurts me. He is a wonderful man but I feel that he has lost all respect for my feelings. I would have done anything in the world for him. I'm not really a terrible woman just hurting. I'll tell you right now that being in love with the Tomcat will only cause you pain so be very careful. He is a charmer and a very sexy man. He just really loves women. When I had my first account on here, I couldn't even leave him a comment on his page for fear of jealousy of all of you women. I feel that isn't fair since I'm the one who lives with him. NOW he has a CT wife and it isn't me. It all

Well If U Want 2 Know Ask
well i have been sick for 3 days and in bed with it so that y i have not been on the computer at all this week,they want to put me in the hospital and i told them no i have a 2 year old to take care of so they just put me on some meds and know i wish they would have put me in the hospital LOL i do need a brak from motherhood some time,well that enough of that now about me i like to meet new people on the net and make new friends for some fun, i have been with the same guy for the past 17 years and we have been throw Hell with each other and i mean hell he got sick in 2000 with kidney failure and was on Dialysis for a year he got a new kidney 2002 a day be for his birthday,and now we may have 2 go thorw it again his kidney is failing and may have 2 go back on Dialysis again and we have a 2 year old this time and i need all the Support i can get....... well if you want 2 know any thing more just ask me i will tell you about me

To Be A Celebrity
To take on the role of a Celebrity you must first know the celebrity attitude they have. For instance, i could be any comedian because i cuss and don't care what people think cause people will laugh. But if the celebrity is raunchy as a fake one on here is, then he/she shouldn't kiss his fans asses because they know how he is and love him for that. That's all from me and oh. FREEDOM OF SPEECH ROCKS!

Where Is The Logic?
I've been philosophizing about life again: A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carry him on his back across a river. "Are you crazy?" exclaimed the turtle. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown." "My dear turtle," laughed the scorpion, "if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?" "You're right!" cried the turtle. "Hop on!" The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle resignedly said: "Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no logic in your stinging me. Then why did you do it?" "It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion sadly replied. "It's just my character." The moral of the story: Be careful of who you associate with.

Wow.
I don't think i've EVER been this bored EVER. I'm a 24-7 girl, always on the go, having fun, even if that means sitting on a couch chillin with friends watching tv a drinking beer. I mean seriously...someone SAVE ME!!! p.s. i miss Louisiana.

Pain In The
Okay i generally blog on myspace. which is good. except i have inlaws checking in to make sure i'm not doing something rotten to their son. Anyway. I am who i am. I'm 27 years old soon to be a first time mom and I am married to a wonderful guy who at the moment has done some rotten things. I currently live in ohio actually i've always lived here. More than likely gonna stay here. Things get to me alot. Like good friends lyng to you telling you one thing and doing something else. People thinking they can get away with stuff when in all actuality things will come back to bite them in the ass. Nothing in life is ever what it seems. And whoever said pregnancy is beautiful has never been pregnant. And on the day that Men were made God did leave out an important part of their design and that Is the brain and the ability to do whats right and not cheat and not lie. sooo anyway i know i can appear a tad bit pissy and all that jazz but ya know what i could lie like some do and blame it on somet

What Not To Say To A Nakkid Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of worki

Today's Quote Is: Rumors
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." Baquera says: this quote is correct, you hear a rumor and you say to yourself, do I need to defend and explain the situation or should I just sit back and watch? Well I've always sat back and watched and 9 out 10 times the rumor fades. So, to excert myself for a short period of time is a waste of my time and not good for my health. The truth is rumors are always there, but you don't have to be! LOL! Laugh it off and let go and let god deal with it!

Todays' Quote Is: Doubts
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Baquera says: WAKE UP! There is one thing that keeps us from really pushing and it is just plain laziness! Doubting is just a thought! That is why I choose to quote and motivate. Dammit someone has to do it! But people whatever it is that you do want to do, do it because you love to. Love gives it that push you need even more and less doubt! So stop doubting and just do it! God Bless and Stay Safe!

Life After Death
Many Years Ago I Had A Very Good friend A Well Known Comedian Killed In An Auto Accident, He Was In His Trans Am & His Brother Was Behind Him, His Brother Witnessed The Horrific Accident, As He Sat On The Road His Brother Kept Saying He Didn't Want To Die, A Feww Minutes Later His Brother Heard Him Saying Very Calmly O.K. O.K. And Calmly He Died. Many People Who Have Had Near Death Experiances Always Say They See Themselfs Over Their Dead Body, As Though They Were Watching From The Ceiling. A Doctor & A Scientist Wanted To Try An Experiment, In One Of The Critical Care Rooms Where People Have Died & Later Came Back & Said They Were Floating Near The Ceiling & Could See Themselfs. So This Doctor & Scientist Placed A Message Board At The Top Of The Ceiling & Was Concealed Where You Could Not See It Unless You Were At Ceiling Level, In Intervals The Sign Would Display A Differant Message At Differant Hours To See If This Was Just The Person Who Died & Came Back Or Was It Valid. About 2 We

Children
One of my friends put this on the bulletin posts, and it made me cry.. No child should ever have to go through such pain.. Children are so special and pure. The world would be so much better if so many people would stop destroying the next generation! I am putting this in my in my blogs so hopefully all of my friends read it. Be prepared to cry. Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always si

We Can't Be Friends
We Can't Be Friends R.L SINGS... To just act like we never were To come around and not show hurt How dare we greet by shaking hands Just months ago I was your man Verbally we’d agreed it was over and we were through I’m trying to compose myself but I just can’t get over you cause Chorus: We can’t be friends, we can’t be friends We can’t friends cause I’m still in love with you DEBORAH SINGS... I went by Mothers, saw your car there To her you still family and it don’t seem fair For everyone to just go on I’ve tried and I can’t do it Cause I’m still torn I’ve tried to think of you as just another love In my past that didn’t last but it’s not that simple Chorus Bridge: You may see me staring or catch me in a daze May see me hang my head when you come my way Don’t get too close to me and expect me to behave I might just steal a kiss if you come near my face, what I’m trying to say Chorus adlibs: We can’t be friends Can you look me in the ey

Creating A Band
I want to start another BAND. I play Drums and percussions. I have for 15 years. I need Lead Guitar/Vocals Rhythm Guitar/Vocals Lead Vocalist (Female prefered. Males Acceptable) Bassist I would also be willing to entertain the idea of keys, strings, backup percussions ect. Music category: Alternative and other like styles. Serious Inquiry only please. nothing half-assed DROP ME A LINE PEOPLE!!!!!

Living
Always live your life to the fullest. Once your number is up the good ole lord will be coming a callin. Like a song goes" You are here for a good time and not for a long time. So have a good time cause the sun doesn't shine every day"

Todays' Quote Is: Children
"Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation." Baquera's says: It's not where you raise your children, it's how! I am no different then anyone, I am just a reflextion of my parents and grandparents, but they have always told me to be better then them. They are not perfect nor do I try to pretray that I am, but my children will be better then me. When my kids are struggling, I always tell them, "mommy has learned that struggles can be used as an educational experience, which only helps you to become wiser." You don't have to make the same mistakes, learn from the first mistake and keep it moving." "Don't look back and in the future you will see how much futher you've become from when I was your age." My son who is 20, in the Service and starting his college courses now has actually told me today (which brought tears to my eyes), "mom, I remember what you said about becoming better then you, but mom thats hard as he

A Survey..about Me..part 1
1. First Name: Diana 2. Gender: Female 3. Birthday: April 1 4. Nicknames: Dee,D,DeeDee,My Lady 5. Height: 6' 1 1/2" 6. Single or taken: single 7. Describe your hairstyle: dark brown,short 8. Eye color: brown 9. Heritage/Race/Nationality: German-American 10. Sexual Orientation: bi 11. Tattoos: 30 12. Piercings: 3 in each ear,1 in upper right cartlidge 13. Celebrity Crush: Hugh Laurie,Kevin Spacey,Gina Gershon,Cher,James Denton,Edward Norton,Hugh Jackman,Clive Owen *Childhood* 14. How old were you when you first started talking: 6 months 15. What was your first word: da da 16. Who was your first best friend: Alyson 17. How did you know each other: next door neighbors 18. What was your favorite thing to do with them: play,rollerskate 19. Did you have more friends that were boys or girls: boys 20. Did you play with Barbies: yes 21. Did you play with Lincoln Logs: yes 22. Did you play dress up: yes 23. Did you play house: yes 24. What was Kindergarten like: it was

More Surveys..about Me...part 2
ABOUT YOU Name: Diana Age: 36 Brithdate: April 1 Birthplace: Baltimore,MD Current Location: Reisterstown,MD Heritage: German Religion: raised Jewish,I also believe in: Taoism,Buddhism,Christianity,Wicca School: been there, done that GPA: 3.0 in high school and college Grade: graduated high school and college Tattoos: 30 Piercings: 3 in each ear,1 in right upper cartlidge Hair Color: dark brown with white here and there Eye Color: brown Height: 6' 1 1/2" Shoe Size: 12W FAVORITES Food: chicken,pizza,albacore tuna,potatoes,chocolate,steak Beverage: water,Classic Coca Cola,coffee,tea Pop: Classic Coke Movie: The Godfather I and II,The Deerhunter,Sleuth,Freaks,Long Day's Journey Into Night,LA Story,Raise the Red Lantern,The Rocky Horror Picture Show,Pink Floyd The Wall,Diner,Yellow Submarine,Rear Window,The Breakfast Club,Young Frankenstein,Wargames,Die Hard,Sense and Sensibility,French Kiss,Blade Runner,Raging Bull,Goodfellas TV Show: M*A*S*H*,CSI,Quincy,Columbo,B

Trivium..about Myself...
My accomplishments so far in life and other trivium... Name:Diana Sharon. Named Diana after the actress Diana Rigg(The Avengers) Hebrew Name: Sarah Dinah Birthday: April 1,1970 Born: Baltimore,Maryland. Sinai Hospital. 2:11 a.m. Favorite colors: turquoise,indigo,jade green,lavender,magenta,fuschia,teal,robin's egg blue(Tiffany's Blue),brown,black,navy blue,white,red,creame orange,gold,cherry oak red,hunter green Favorite scents: sandalwood,ylang ylang,patchouli,fresh cut grass,fresh lumber,the forest,lavender,baby powder,clothing detergent,Dove soap,Poison perfume,modeling cement,chocolate,bread baking,food grilling/cooking Favorite actor/actress: Jack Lemmon,Jack Nicholson,Kevin Spacey,Jason Robards Jr.,Philip Seymour Hoffman,Jerry Lewis,James Garner,Robert DeNiro,Al Pacino,Michael Caine,John Malkovich,Christopher Walken,Lawrence Olivier,William Holden,James Stewart,Audrey Hepburn,Katherine Hepburn,George C. Scott,Peter Sellers,Alan Arkin,Dustin Hoff

Remember When...
ollie ollie ox in free Close your eyes.....And go back in time.Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...Way back........I'm talking about hide and seek at dusk.The Good Humor man,Red light, green light.The corner store.Hopscotch, butterscotch,doubledutch, jacks, kickball, dodgeball.Mother May I?Red Rover and Roly Poly,Hula Hoops,Running through the sprinklerThe smell of the sun and licking salty lips....Wax lips and mustaches An ice-cream cone on a warm summer night. Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe butter pecan Wait......Watching Saturday Morning cartoons...short commercialsFat Albert, Road Runner, He-Man, The Three Stooges, and Bugs,Or staying up for Gunsmoke Or back further......When around the corner seemed far away,And going downtown seemed like going somewhere.A million mosquito bites. Sticky fingers.Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, Zorro.Climbing trees,Building igloos out of snow banksWalking to school, no matter what the weather.Running 'til you were out of br

More Songs...part 2
That's a sad song That used to be our song The one you just played I wonder if I'd stayed what we'd be doing now Yeah, but part of bein' people is an ever changing mind We don't mean to be unkind We just grow That's a sad song That used to be our song And oh, she sang it too And every word rang true like a bell somehow When I ran off chasing visions my emotions made me blind Like a fool I left behind my angel's glow So play it one more time That symphony in rhyme Let those old familiar feelin's start to show Sing my favorite phrase From those good old days Let those tears and sweet memories flow That's a sad song That used to be our song And oh you played it well It isn't hard to tell you love it too It amazes me to hear it--how it's beauty never ends Now the music made us friends I'm asking you So play it one more time That symphony in rhyme Let those old familiar feelin's start to show Sing my favorite phrase Fro

More Fav. Songs...part 3
Leave It by Yes(Squire/Rabin/Horn) I can feel no sense of measure No illusions as we take Refuge in young man's pleasure Breaking down the dreams we make Real One down one to go Another town and one more show Downtown they're giving away But she never came back No phone can take your place You know what I mean We have the same intrigue As a court of kings Ah leave it Ah leave it Two down there you go McArthur Park in the driving snow Uptown they're digging it out Better lay your claim Get home you're not alone You just broke out of the danger zone Be there to show your face On another dreamy day Ah leave it Ah leave it Goodbye goodbye goodbye bad Hello hello heaven Goodbye goodbye goodbye bad Hello hello heaven Ah leave it Ah leave it I can feel no sense of measure No illusions as we take Refuge in young man's pleasure Breaking down the dreams we make Real Ah leave it Ah leave it Goodbye goodbye goodbye bad Hello hel

Have U Ever Wondered?
Have you ever wondered, how bees take nectar and make it into honey, How trees are made into paper, and paper into money. How your body makes you sneeze, And how we can feel, but can't see a breeze. How the sun is so far away, yet we feel the heat, How we can be so full and in a short while we need to eat. How our brains function, and we just get up and walk, How are tongue is what allows us to talk. How a little bird knows how to fly when it leaves the nest, How our bodies are so active, and suddenly we need to rest. How we lay down at night, and put ourselves to sleep, How dreams are allowed in our minds to creep. How part of the brain says sleep, go on out, How the other part of the brain tells our organs to move about. How our emotions are stirred and we can cry, How we suddenly become happy and the tears are dried. How we seem to be 'oh so fine,' And instantly we can be half out of our mind. How one day you have a friend, and one day you don't, How sometimes peo

My Lover, My Soulmate
Tonight, my lover and I have a date And I refuse to be fashionably late I don’t want my lover to wait Because, I know the time we spend together will be great His kisses are wet, warm, sensual, deep and long and will intoxicate Leaving my body, limp and vulnerable – like live bait This is what I say to him, Take it slow and open the pleasures of my vaginal gate Look inside and see what waits My lips are calling for your tongue to lubricate Let it dance, let it rotate Allow your fingers to slide in and gently penetrate Feel my legs as they begin to vibrate Hold them still – move slow, steady & straight Mesmerized by the magnetism of your touch, my soul radiates I command him to watch me as I perform a slow masturbate Touching, feeling, licking and caressing – ALL OVER, I began to shake I plead, rise up on me and place your full body weight Thrust in your manhood until I suffocate AND as my breath escapes PLEASE-PLEASE-Do Not Resuscitate Allow my body tim

My Feelings
HAD MY HEART TORN APART NOW THAT MAN IS TRYIN TO COME BACK INTO MY LIFE I'M GOING HAVE TO REALLY STRIFE FOR I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THE PASS LIVE UP TO MY GOALS AND BECOME SOMEONE'S WIFE I AM GETTING TO OLD FOR CHILDS PLAY HOPE TO BE ON MY WAY TO DO SOMETHING BRAND NEW I HAVE GOD ON MY SIDE NOW ALL I NEED IS A NEW FRIEND SINGLE AND LOVIN IT BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOME COMPANIONSHIP DOESN'T HELP WITH THE FANTASIES THAT FLY IN MY HEAD BLOOD BOILING FOR ONLY ONE MAN IT'S CREEPY, BUT LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL AND THE LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEBODY IS TRUELY UNCODITIONAL I WON'T SURRENDER UNTIL I MEET HIM FOR ALL THOSE THAT WONDER AND PONDER WHO HE IS LAUGH ALL YOU WANNA FOR IT IS CURTIS "FIDDY" JACKSON! FOR OLD FLAMES ARE BURNT OUT I ONLY HAVE ONE OPENING FOR ONE LOVE WISH FANTASIES COULD COME TRUE SO HE COULD BE MY NUMBER ONE BOO FID

This Will Be The Last Mile, Maybe The Last Mile. I Don't Know.
Brian wrote the song The Last Mile for Nico as the b-side for her single. And he wrote his last song I Don't Know Why as his last contribution to his group. Pretty long mile eh?

Comedy Competition May 30th
Finally put my foot down and took the night off from work Wenesday night May 30th to enter a comedy competition. Who knows how many others I'll be competing with but, doesn't matter will be fun none the less. Even better it'll be at the Twin Rivers Casino in Providence, RI... I'm definitely psyched.

You And Me
I love waking up with you I love hearing your morning sighs Your smile brings me sunshine Long before it reaches the skies Life with you is wonderful It's for me a dream come true You just can't imagine How much I really, really care for you Some say it won't last But who are they to say I think we've already proven That we will have our day I can't foretell the future But as far as I can see Everything that I hope for Begins with you and me

You Are The One
You're the one who stole my heart Who can take my breath away You're the one that makes me smile In everything you do and say You're the one I'm dreaming of You are in my dreams every night You're the one I want by my side So you can hold me so tight You're the one I want in my arms To hold just you all night long You're the one my passion burns for You're the one I'm longing for To always feel your tender touch You're the one my heart belongs to Because I care for you so very much

Going Straight?
OK< I've been here about a week and I guess it's taken me a while to sort out what this game is all about. I don't want to be a "points slut", and I want to make friends. I've moved in a certain direction, "twisted" might describe it. I'm considering going straight, I don't want to be considered a "fake". You may notice some changes in the next week or so.

Truth
if everything was out in the open if all was clear to see that living a life of truth and good would but all our souls at ease. its easy to lie and deceive its easy to tell people things to please its easy to say what u wish would be yet not realizing that reality is keen. in a world that we live in all is "what it seems" nothing is clear nor meant to be in my life, ive had ups and downs in my life i have had things turn inside out im in a point where i want whatz mine putting my life together a piece at a time every now and than i may fall in the cracks but hey life isnt perfect, though i wish i can ...i see the truth in the lies the light in disguise the reality of truth though many try to hide. its my life and im glad about one thing my son will become the man that will one day say as he stands my mami showed me what it takes to be a real man.

Sensual
Sensual Sensual magnify The Earths need to freely rise, from its Spirit deep within. She calls upon that which, gives her life once again. Calling forth the scent she breathes, the Air that which gives her life. To take what is freely given, before it is gone and leaves. All around her with its need, it lays to gently cover. Spreading like the wind, in the breeze its growing seed. With there spirits adjourn, they fill natures force. There power which was given, the need to be born. Written By Ardela

A Seek For Mother Objects In Brians Life
Brian had illegitimate children and he had numberous girlfriends from the late 50's up to his death. None of them seems to have gone for a revenge. Pallenberg and Faithful is just that. Faithful and a pal. It would seem strange that he never had a crazy revengeful lady at the door. Let's go back to Hendrix. If we agree that he was a friend of Brian would it be far fetched that he was so already in 1966? Why did he release Hey Joe as his first single? My first thought was Joe for John. But Lennon was an neccesery enemy that Brian loved. If you change the Joe to Yo something happens. Lennon was shot as the song says although many years later. The mention of Mexico also gets a meaning linked to what actually had happened to Brian in New York. I mentioned John Cale as Brians alter ego. Cale performed with John Cage early in his piano career in the 60's Yoko (along with her then husband Anthony Cox) performed at Tokyo's Sogetsu Hall with her lying atop a piano played by

The Beauty Of The Beast
The Beast For Paul Chase 9-19-83 The Beauty of the Beast... Is riding on it's wing! Traveling through the universe! Playing space cadet! Reality can't reach me! It wouldn't dare infringe! I have my rights..... I prefer to dream! Soaring higher! Soaring, soaring! Tumbling... trembling... Catching moon-beams! Caressing the stars! I am ageless! I am without substance! I can touch your very soul..... With my eyes! New Journey begun August 1997 Eternally, Friends Cherokee ©1983

Cat From Hell
Cat From Hell Little signs of heartache, Lay around the house. If she was a kitten, Then I was a mouse. Oh, she truly did chase me, I was under her spell. Then she turned on me, Just like a cat from hell! I'd found her out, Preening on a Friday night. She seemed so tame and sweet, It felt so very right. But she turned into a wild cat, When I got her home. I turned out the light, And turned the music on. Then she turned to me and giggled, She was ringing my bell. She made love just like a feline, Her touch was straight from hell. Mouse in a maze, There was no way out! Thought I was a tough rat, But without a doubt, I had a Kitty Kat delima, Got my treat all right. The cat from hell was vicious, She had a rabid bite! I got up in the morning, Put the coffee on. She was in the shower, Singing on and on. When she came out purring, I went straight to my knees. But she went to the nightstand, And picked up her keys. Turned around a'laugh

Dreams
Dreams Dreams are repressions Of the soul. Prayers never answered. God is much wiser, Than our tired, worn souls. I heard it said, God never gives us more pain Than we can handle. Maybe dreams are a gentler version, Of the nightmares He removes us from. ~Cherokee~ ©1998

God Was Saving You For Me
God Was Saving You For Me© You say your life was normal, Until love set you free. A vegabond upon the earth, To roam eternally. You wandered through life's heartaches, All alone and endlessly. Come now, I say, into my arms, God was saving you for me. I'd lost the loves of a lifetime, Before I'd turned fourteen. I put away all childish hopes, And buried childish dreams. I ate the bitter pills of wrath, The devil served to me. But, God just held me in His hands, And set a course for me. Sometimes He'd be looking away, For just split-second time, And I would try to end the life He had declared as mine. Yet, He was never angry, Tho' His tears filled me like wine. And so, I sat in His Saving Grace, Until this point in time. You, too, have been kept, Just a lamb, to wander aimlessly. But, He's just kept you in His eyes. God was saving you for me. ~Cherokee~ ©1998

Keeper Of The Lie
Keeper Of The Lie© I can't promise We'll last Forever. I don't think Forever Knows my name. Love is such a gentle, Fleeting, beauty, It can thrive or die Where dreams have lain. I'm not sure you want to Know the answer, The song of love has Made you weep before I have written songs Of love and laughter, And found them torn and Bleeding on the floor. I can't promise we Will last forever, I don't think Forever Knows my name. I have touched true love And seen it whither, Although my tears fell Like the rains of spring. I can hold your heart And feel it beating. I may search for promise In your eyes, Yet, I can't promise We will last forever. Forever is the Keeper Of the Lie ~CHEROKEE~ 1998

Shadow Walking
Shadow Walking Once upon a time, so many tears ago, She worshipped the ground he walked on, Wouldn't let him go. She fought for him so gallantly,yet, Uttered not a word, Just walked there. In his shadow, Her footsteps never heard. Throughout the years she walked behind him, Wished that he could care. Her life was lived for him alone, She'd follow everywhere. She built a box within her heart, And padded it with tears, A place to hide her pain, Her failures and her fears. She walked there in his shadow, Always caught him when he fell. She loved him, though his eyes were blind, Although it hurt like hell. One day she took her place behind him, As she always had, But her feet began to fail, As he walked too fast. He was far ahead of her, Before he turned around, But he refused to help her up, As she lay on the ground. When he finally realized, She wasn't going to rise, He saw the flame of love's light die, In the shadow of her eyes. ~Cher

I Wish This Would Be So True...
While You Were Sleeping While you were sleeping I felt your heart beating. While you were sleeping in my head love was repeating. While you were sleeping all I could do was smile. While you were sleeping I watched you for a while. While you were sleeping I always held your hand. While you were sleeping I knew where my heart would land. While you were sleeping you would hold me near. While you were sleeping I would cry all my tears. While you were sleeping from you I knew I wouldn't part. While you were sleeping I gave to you my heart.

Intro
so I just joined the site and its been interesting to say the least. I think its pretty cool and has given me a few laffs already. So you know I am just confused today, I just don't understand the games people play, I mean whats the deal if someone (in my case a guy) says I don't want expectations its all good fun and then gets jealous? Does that make any sense? I don't have expectations and I certainly don't get jealous, why would I? its online flirting and fun? And why say crap that makes you think something else is going on? drive me nuts and not with lust! Pfffftttt!!! I just am irritated that a no expectations unless we meet and decide its all good type of guy suddenly thinks I need to hear promises and emotional crap that we both know he doesn't mean? Grrrr ticks me off royally and ya know I am already a B!tch in my own right I don't need any help in enhancing that gift.... Anyway thats cool, he can go find another playmate I am so done with him. So today is one o

Music
Is it just me or is it that every new band that controls the airwaves or sits on top of the so called "charts" gets shittier and shittier by the day. Music has lost its true purpose and meaning in life. Its supposed to be there when you can't find the right words to say or you feel your the only one and then you hear someone else's pain like yours. Not anymore, people are releasing records that have no business standing in front of my local bar's karaoke night. Still I have to pay 60 bucks so that you can live in your mansions and drive one of your 20 exotic cars around. Corporate america is turning everyone into plastic robots who dance and lip-synching to the masses of follower sheep. I love music, real music, when I first heard Nirvana it changed my life. I was a very confused kid from a broken home and I felt like Kurdt was there to give me inspiration as an artist and to open not only my eyes but also the rest of the country that people suffer everyday. Yet here we are today, stil

Our Soldiers
I hope they know how much their sacrifices. When we lay our heads down at night, is just the beginning, what about, when we play with our children in the park, or wash our dishes, or call our mother? These privileges are because we are and will always be protected by our soldiers. We must also remember the families of these brave men and women. Not just when they lose their loved ones but, all the time. They wait patiently, at home, caring for what needs caring for, struggling to be a single parent, worrying every second whether it will be temporary or whether one day, a knock will come and their temporary status, will become permanent. How will they manage, how will they help their children understand, remember? So tonight, when you pray for or even just remember these soldiers and their sacrifices, remember those who stayed back too, the soldiers who support the home front and the spouses and family, who do the same. They are also soldiers and should be honored and cared for

A New Look At Creation
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And lo, Woman went from size 6 to size 14. And God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and oliv

Modeling
We are looking for attractive models (amateur or professional) that are interested in being filmed. The type of shoots range from R to XXX and are determined by what the model is comfortable with. Travel and lodging are also taken care of. If you are interested in this opportunity please either email us3 pictures of yourself. All models MUST be over 18. Try and take one picture of your face and two of your body (from the front and behind). Please include your name, contact info and birthdate with the pictures. email: Chicagomodeling@hotmail.com People From the United States and SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!

Thursday Links: Opie And Anthony Live Today - Turn On Your Webcams, Poker Tournament Cancelled, New O&a Videos, Traveling Virus Tickets, Boner Of The
It's Thursday, and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is LIVE (on terrestrial radio, that is). Here's list of stations where YOU can hear the O&A Show. If you need further evidence that there are actually live human beings speaking into microphones this morning, turn on your PALTALK. You'll see all the breakfast eating, nose-picking, and booger-consuming LIVE as it happens. Of course, you'll also see a lot of sleeping naked women who leave their webcams on all night. Just go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Due to circumstances beyond our control, the Opie and Anthony Texas Hold 'em Tournament has been cancelled. Stay tuned for further details. Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A Show videos: Roland the O&A Booker Does Impressions ERock Freaks out over his food DANCE DANCE DANNY: Have you seen the FoundryMusicDanny Dance Dance Revolution Video? OK, now have you seen the DANCE DANCE DANNY PAGE on YMNTD? Well, now you have. It's addicting. Did you get your TRAVELIN

Thursday May 17th 2007
Just got home from my new Thursday Surgery Clinic. I have to admit I think I am going to like this better. But I had the earliest morning appt at 8:15 and since it is a hour away we left at 7am, as Lyle hates to be late and that is during commute traffic. So up I go to the 4th floor, where everything is dark and find a seat (There are already two couples waiting and it is only 7:50am.) While I am sitting there (Which faced the walkway) a very pretty and well kept lady walks toward me and says "Wanda"? Thinking maybe I am at the wrong place and they have sent her to get me I say "No, it's Wanza, is something wrong?" ... "No" she laughs."You don't remember me, my name is Lita and we worked together at GMAC ... I am here attending a conference because Kaiser has become our HMO" We hadn't seen each other in 8 years and she had remembered me. She then went on to to tell me about a lot of people we both had worked with and what they are doing or where they had gone. It was so strang

I Give You My Heart
I GIVE YOU MY HEART, PURE AND TRUE IT BELONGS TO NO OTHER, ONLY YOU I GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ASK FOR NOTHING IN RETURN THAT IN THE END NEITHER GETS BURNED I GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ALL THE LOVE IT HOLD INSIDE FROM YOU I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

Ahh, When The Mins Drag
I always find it quite a pain in my ass when my meds don't seem to be doing there job..... or perhaps this is because I quit smoking...... And I still haven't smoked for a week (supprising after the last two days events) Maybe next I'll go up for a frontal lobotomy.... What can you do when you can't get out of your own head!

Friday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Bob Kelly, Traveling Virus Tickets, Boner Of The Day, New Videos
Thank God it's FRIDEE, kids. The Opie and Anthony Show is ready for the weekend, but we're also ready to broadcast (on terrestrial stations). If you don't believe us, you can turn on your Paltalk and watch all of the breakfast-eating, ERock-ragging, and intern-bashing live as it happens. Of course, you can also be like us and gawk at the naked chicks in front of their webcams. Here's list of stations where YOU can hear the O&A Show in your town (many have online feeds). Check out the show we have lined up for you today, folks: First off, since Jim Norton is performing in Nashville all weekend at Zanies, so our pal Bob Kelly is in studio. Bob is going to be at Comix in NYC this weekend. Also, we may just hear from Dane Cook this morning, who may have a story or two about Bob. Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are on FIRE!!! (so buy two... 'cuz one might burn up). If you don't have your tickets yet, CLICK HERE FOR SHOW DATES AND LINE UPS Due to circumstances bey

Updated: Upcoming Events
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Avalon
Avalon: by David Fisher A castle of the grand Round Table. The home and resting place of a glorious king. A place of honor. A place of peace. But now only a ruin. The place of great deeds. And countless battles. A place that is shrouded in myth. The thing that movies are made of. A ray of hope in times of sorrow.

History Class
History Class: by David Fisher On comes the period of hist'ry, to which I arrive slightly weary. The day is not half ov'r, and hope I don't meet the floor. I am the first there, feeling slightly lonely, like a big brown bear. Mr. Kieme walks in the door asking, "Ready to work all the more?" I say "yes" as the rest of the class walks through the door. School can be such a chore. Its mid-November, but the ground is like a bare bleached bone. We are chapter ten or more, going on about the Civil War. I am one of the few who answer from my row. Mr. Kieme drones on about the war, with students crying, "No More!" He replies, "Hey, its either work, or a smirk while you head out the door." But the students still cry, "No More, No More!" Around comes term next to last, my this year is flying past. No longer is it the Civil War, but the era of the War to End all Wars. Its now chapters greater than thirty, as we near the end of our hist'ry. Finished we are with the past

Sea Hunter
Sea Hunter: by David Fisher The warning siren sounds, and the ship begins to sink. The water encases the crew, as the controlled decent continues. The hull begins to quiver with pressure, and the crew begins their toil under the sea. The captain orders all "ahead full," as the ship levels at twelve hundred feet. The depths are silent with cold, and is only pierced by a sporadic ping. The enemy is detected, as the engines slip into light slumber. The captain orders silent running, and the hunter starts to stalk its prey. The hunter stealthily gains, as the torpedo tubes are flooded. The ensuing onslaught is swift, and a shooting solution is acquired. The fish are released, as the discharge rattles the ship. The silence is shattered by a volcanic blast, and the victim plunges to the deathly depths.

Sonnet 1
Sonnet I: by David Fisher You are there whenever I need a friend. To reach your house is a simple climb. With a P.C. we could talk with no end. We can fill the air with the buzz of the time. Your name sounds sweet which is great. Since fifth grade we have known each other. But, four years I thought you as lost freight. One day I rode with you and your mother. Ninth grade dance I finally went. You came in flowing like a summer breeze. I wanted to ask but we never met. I couldn't ask ‘cause I would always freeze. I still want to ask you for one last dance. For I really enjoy your radiance.

The Angel
The Angel: by David Fisher Her eyes are captivating. Her smile is enchanting. And her shape is perfection. She has ensnared my heart. And forever changed my mind. On wings of beauty she soars. And words of mystical essence she speaks. I vow to be her protector. With everlasting vigilance. And would give my life to spare hers. As fast as a flash of light.

I Met A Girl.
"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don'tknow, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. Youknow these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know.'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?" --Garry Shandling "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger How to tell when a relationships over ( in 90 seconds )

Joke
Subject It's all relative........ Body: >> >>>>> >> >>>>> >WHO IS JACK SCHITT >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack >> >>>>>Schitt? >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know >> >>>>>Jack Schitt!' >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >Well,thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an >> >>>>> >intellectual way. >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >Jack Schitt is the only son of >>Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the >> >>>>> >fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. >> >>>>>Schitt, Inc. >> >>>>> >They had one son, Jack. >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious >> >>>>>couple >> >>>>> >produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, >> >>>>> >Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip >> >>>>>Schitt. >> >>>>> > >> >>>>> >Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb >> >>>>>Schitt, a >> >>>>> >highs chool dropout.. >> >>>>> >After being marri

Mother03
May 21, 2007 Graduation is drawing near, Causing Seniors to stress over inner fears. Where will we go once we leave this school? We’ll be thrown into the world in our own little pool. Graduation day is mere weeks away, I wish I could keep my mother at bay. I don’t want her there, I really don’t, Getting one of my tickets; from me she won’t. She can stand away and leave me be, I’ll walk the stage and glare at her, showing all my glee. I finally made it, yes I did, I guess everything she told me was but a fib. “You’ll never make it, you worthless pest, You never try to do your best.” Well guess what Mom? I made it! It’s you now whom I want to hit. Go away and leave my life alone; you’re heartless and cold, The bullshit games with you are getting old.

Realizing Things About Myself......
Realizing things about myself...... There were things in my life that were uncontrollable. I figured that I should of been able to control it all, and this made it very hard for me to love or for me to be loved. I blamed myself for being so weak and not controlling things. I had to learn that life sometimes throws us these curves in the road and I just needed to know that I can't control everything that happens in life. I needed to open my heart to love and not dwell on the uncontrollabe. I had to learn to heal myself and let myself be loved. I learned to look back at my life and love that child that I was and understand that it really wasn't my fault that life had sent me a curve. I also looked at myself and my life now, and love myself for who I am and not who I could not be. As I can not love anyone else until I love myself. I had to learn to give myself unconditional love. In doing all of this I learned to let myself love every area of my life and not be at all

Aaargghh!!!
We have a new sort manager at my job, He's an ass.....trying to tell me yet again I can't call in (especially after yesterdays events!!) oh yeah? Next time I WILL pass out, and you assholes can call an ambulance...we'll see how much fun that will be!! Christ! that full-time at my other job better open up, and I better get it, because I don't know how long this job is going to work now!!

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So Fuckin' True!!!
Isn’t it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything? Isn’t it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn’t it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isn’t it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn’t it funny that you don’t mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I’m not laughing It’s so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn’t it funny that you can c

People Have Feelings
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his fac

Figure Me Out
Figure Me Out There are many different aspects, that make up my being. As a human , I am like a puzzel with many different pieces. Some of the pieces, Are beautiful and free. Others complex and complicated, Where no one can get in. A piece is full of love, Happiness and joy. Another is full of hurt and many years of pain. Still another holds knoweldge of my soul that I keep deep within. There is the one that even knows how to express itself, Writing it all out, With paper and pen. I am puzzel that is hard to piece. Do want to try, And find if they really do fit. Dee Parenti© All Rights Reserved

My First Try At Web Page Design
I am trying to get my page together and having some trouble in finding a cool back ground. If ya can help send a comment of where to find some. Hpe ya get many Cherry points and find new friends here.

Single And Looking
hello ladys my name is droopy i am twenty seven years old. and iam from pueblo colorado. i am single and looking. my intreasts are camping fishing hunting and swimming i also love to watch movies so ladys cheack me out

Candle Parties
All my parties are going very well. These candles sure are awesome and anyone who loved candles think these are awesome. If your interested in finding out how to do this for yourself to make a little extra cash give me a hollar and I will explain it all to you and get you signed up. to check them out go to this site www.sassycandles.scent-team.com and while your there sign up for the free candle of the week drawing

Our Troops
WHEN YOUR OUT HAVING YOUR COOKOUTS&DRINKING.PLEASE REMEMBER WHAT THIS WKENDS ABOUT.ITS ABOUT ALL OUR BRAVE AMERICANS WHO DIED FOR OUR COUNTRY.YEA YOU MAY BAD MOUTH THIS COUNTRY.THEY DIED FOR US.FROM THE FIRST WAR TO PRESENT.THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE.THE BRAVE MEN&WOMEN WHO FOUGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.SO THIS WKEND.WHEN YOU SEE A VET.SHAKE THEIR HAND.SAY THANK YOU.THEY WILL REALLY BE GLAD YOU DID.YEA IM SICK OF THIS WAR.AS MUCH AS YOU ARE.BUT WE ARE IN IT TOGETHER PPL.WE ARE ONE COUNTRY.EVEN THOUGH PPL WANT TO SPLIT IT UP.THEY TRIED THAT BEFORE A 120 YRS AGO.THAT DIDNT WORK EITHER.SO YEA IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY.YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.50,000 MEN DIED IT THAT WAR.SO COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.PRAY FOR THE ONES THAT ARE OVER THEIR.AFGANISTAN&IRAQI.SOME ARE YOUNGER OR OLDER THEN YOU.SO JUST THINK ABOUT THEM THIS WKEND.OK I SAID ENOUGH.HAVE A GOOD&SAFE HOLIDAY.GOD BLESS YOU ALL

Beauty Of Nature
This is very pretty! I have never seen one! Very interesting! Hope you look at all the details! Per Snopes.com, this is true and is called a circumhorizontal arc or “fire rainbow”. It appears when the sun is high in the sky and its light passes through diaphanous high-altitude cirrus clouds. This is a fire rainbow – the rarest of all naturally occurring atmospheric phenomena. The picture was captured last week on the Idaho / Washington border. The event lasted about one hour. The clouds have to be cirrus, at least 20,000 feet in the air, with just the right amount of ice crystals. In addition, the sunlight has to hit the clouds at precisely 58 degrees. The actual pic of the rainbow is in my photos..This site doesnt offer the option of put pictures in blogs. Sorry :(

God Bless America
"Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarreled with him?" -Blaise Pascal "In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons." -Croesus "The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." -David Friedman "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron." -Dwight Eisenhower April 16, 1953 "When will our consciences grow so tender that we