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Major New "end The War" Bill Introduced
BREAKING NEWS: Major New “End the War” Bill Introduced Take Action Now / Forward this Email Yesterday, Reps. Lynn Woolsey, Barbara Lee and Maxine Waters introduced H.R. 508: The Bring the Troops Home and Iraq Sovereignty Restoration Act, taking up the President’s challenge to come up with a plan for Iraq. Thirteen additional members have already signed on as co-sponsors. The bill would bring our troops home in six months. It’s up to PDA activists to spread the word – to friends, relatives, co-workers, other activists…and to media of every type, including independent blogs and websites. H. R 508 is a concrete plan – not just a symbolic, non-binding resolution – that progressives and Democrats can rally around. Email your member of Congress http://capwiz.com/pdamerica/issues/alert/?alertid=9264251&type=CO Email Speaker Pelosi http://capwiz.com/pdamerica/issues/alert/?alertid=9264341&type=CU Join Progressive Democrats of America http://pdamerica.org/join-ind.

Silence
Silence © 2001 T. Hantel You lie there looking vacantly At something I can't see You lie there and I'm asking you To talk to me A single phrase like 'get away' Would do to make me stay A single phrase like 'what the hell' Could make me yell You lie there and I'm standing here It is my fault I fear You lie there, you don't say a word I know you're hurt And silence crawls ... Like fog in slowmotion And silence crawls ... And shrouds all emotion And silence crawls ... Between us like a serpent And silence crawls ... And pushes us apart I try to get your point of view I see that you can’t argue Hands clamped tightly over ears Restraining tears We have a problem. Is it me ? I have to make you see That you just won‘t get out of this Clenching a fist (Refrain)

Too Tired
Too Tired © 1999 T. Hantel It is so hard to keep my eyes open every new second is dragging me down All of my blood Has sunk to my feet now I always agree `cause I’m to weak to frown Been sharpening pencils for two hours straight my boss won’t object `cause he’s out of town (Bridge) I pick up the phone when it has stopped ringing the master of tired I’m wearing the crown (Refrain) Too tired to live ... too tired to die Too tired for work ... too tired for crime Too tired for sex ... alone or with you Too tired might be ... too good to be true Too tired for you ... too tired for me Too tired to hear ... too tired to see Too tired is all ... that I seem to be Too tired is all ... that they let me be If I drink more coffee My kidneys will pop If I drink something else My heart will just stop My plan is to try to make it till five But the way my pulse feels I might not be alive If I was asleep I could at least dream Of making i

What's Your Theme Song?
Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2 "Sky falls, you feel like It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away" You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too. What's Your Theme Song?

Your Hillbilly Horoscope
***It has become pretty obvious to us Southerners that our present astrological signs have served their purpose and that we should get rid of them. When I'm out driving around I'll see bulls, and once in a great while I suppose I'll even see a ram. Up the street from me there's some twins, but I don't see them much. The rest of these things are just too obscure. You only see crabs on vacation. There are no lions or scorpions, not many archers and no water bearers. Virgins? The neighborhood's not crawling with them either. :-( So, what we need here is some relevance. We need things we can recognize up there in the night sky. SCROLL DOWN TO YOUR BIRTH DATE! OKRA Dec 22 - Jan 20 Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside.Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN Jan 21 - Feb 19 Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're un

I Hate To Admit When I Like Country
Ok so I am really not a big fan of country music. Seriously. Like right now I am listening to Three Days Grace.. so far from country! Well, theres this song that they play on the local top 40 station. ( cant listen to much around the kids at work so top 40 usually makes everyone happy) So, there is this song that I have been hearing on that station. I was rather miffed at first because it sounded sooooo country and I was not into it. Today it came on so I gave it the benefit of the doubt. YUCK... I LIKE IT! I like it because it's a lot of the things I have been trying to say to a certain someone, or things I have said. The song kind of spoke to me and well... *sigh* what can I say? It's on my profile for now. When the thriss is gone, I am sure I will find something. I am putting the lyrics to the song here so I'll have em somewhere. Yes.. I actually like more than one country song now. Alert the media and smack Cat upside her head! Hurry!! You're not sure that you love me But you'r

From Yesterday/still Working It Out...
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-simple Words From A Simple Gurl-
All my life I hav been waiting Wanting, desiring To feel the way I do now I can say fancy flowery words To show you what is inside my heart I can paint glorious pictures with these words But I am a simple gurl Living in a simple world There is nothing more simpler I can say So these simple words I say to you I love you!

Oh, Snap!
first blog entry. i have nothing to do so im on here while straightening my hair with my new fantastic straightener i got because im in hairschool. my hair is pin straight and its honestly sex. if my straightener was a male, id do it right now, thats how much i love this bitch. seriously kids. seriously, oh and if it wasnt 400degrees right now too. i wouldnt appreciate that at all.

Lost And Lonely
Two souls lost and lonely facing vulnerability together-- It's in the Seeing that they become aware of each other's presence. Side by side they search for a safe place to Be. A place where there is acceptance; where they can be who they are and grow; step by timid step holding onto what they see in each other listening to what they hear in their hearts what they know and what they have yet to discover. letting go of the mystery; the darkness, learning not to be Afraid. It is in this Learning that they begin to Love.

No Further Studies Are Planned.
Subject: No further studies are planned. A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire. No further studies are planned.

Subject: Happy Hour Special
Subject: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Happy Hour Special. A Texas country boy sees a sign in the restaurant: "Happy Hour Special: Lobster Tail & Beer" Lord almighty! He says to himself, "My three favorite things."

Screw The Pit Bulls Save The Kids
I see these all the time and it never ends to surprise me that people really believe that treating an animal with love and socializing them can break over a thousand years of breeding. read this http://www.pitbullregistry.com/Pit%20Bull%20History.htm If you choose to bring an animal that has been bred to kill and only kill sense roman times then your an idiot. You wouldn't consider bring a rattle snake into your home and let your kids play with it. How you treat an animal has nothing to do with its breeding and its instincts. if you really think treating an animal with love can change that why not get a rattle snake and cuddle up with him im sure your love can overpower then snakes instincts. get a clue people. Yes pit bulls can be good pets when i was working as a groomer i was the only one in my city that would even work on them. ( im 2and gen groomer and grew up in a grooming shop so i know a little about dogs) BUT when 1000 years of breeding kicks in and when i

Something To Share
GREEN FLASH Have you ever sat and watched the sun set while at sea ? The awesome majestic color show that rivals all that can be I would sit there with my gaze locked on to the sun set as the colors change from red to purple brilliant even yet transfixed as they gently fade then suddenly it comes on bold a brilliant flash of emerald green like no other sight to behold Then the gentle fade as the sea becomes so dark beyond compare These are the times I would sit in solitude and wish that I could share With one who could appreciate the simple wonder of it all I sat there almost every night and yet I can't recall A time that I ever really felt that this was something just for me an awesome show like that should be shared with a love for all eternity. By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Song Of The Day!
Well I made a decision that i will designate to my page the song of the day and let everyone know why it was designated so by the end of the day! in my next blog and allothers in this category following will be the song name and the explanation for it! By the way it is my personal song of the day! Not any kind of contest! lol ! sorry for the double post put itin the wrong folder! lol

Newest
A true Love never dies it only grows A true heart never quits for all it knows Life is filled with challenge to be overcome And to throw away true love is beyond dumb The greatest sin that any may commit to interfere With lessons of growth that come from year to year Lessons teach us how to live life joyous and free Lessons that all must learn including ones for me For only when we cease to live are the lessons done And only when we love with our all can the battle be won Knowing that there will be hard times, things we will go through And see a true love standing by us can make our world anew By R. Thomas Dinsmore

You Should See How Much Condi Can Clean And Jerk
New York- Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, 69, told reporters that she works out three times a week and can "legpress up to 400 pounds". Not to be outdone, former Republican presidential candidate Pat Robertson, 76, announced that an "age-defying energy shake" he promoted on the 700 Club enables him to legpress 2,000 pounds- a feat that would rank him among the world's strongest men. "We have multiple witnesses", insisted Christopher Roslan, a representative for Robertson.

Intro So To Speak
Well since I write alot outside of the blog world I decided to make this part more of a personal poem/stories/random rant side if you dont really like what I wrote that's okay just move on Much love izzy

Another Of My Writings
I hear your voice carried on the breeze Silent sweet melody puts me at ease Listening to the spirit that calls from within Wondering if love is ever a sin Now that I have found you no other can be I am so lost in you your all I can see You fill me and are that missing peace You’re the only one who can this soul release I soar upon clouds at the sound of your voice I seek you out for I have no other choice I am drawn to you as a moth to the flame I live for the melody of your sweet name I feel you I think you inside my skin There is a joining beyond flesh’s sin You are that one I sought through all time The rapture of love living ever sublime Perfection in all that I ever had dreamed The one I would kill for and die if so deemed The hand of god is seen in the working of things I will wait another life time and accept all it brings For I will never be whole till I hold you near My muse and mentor the one I hold dear By R. Thomas Dinsmore

``to All The Survivors~~
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, and 60's First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and

Surgery
UPDATE! so i had the surgery and it went well! BUT i fell on thursday last week and i busted the stitched and retore things that were fixed to they have to go back in 2 more times! woohoo.. but theres the latest on my soldier news

What Would You Do/say?
lets just see what you would say to these : What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was drunk: 6. I licked you: 7. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: would you? 14. Lick me? 15. Give me your number? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Call me? Have you ever? 22. Wanted to get to know me? 23. Wanted to kiss me? 24. Wanted to help me? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 27. Whats your name? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in one word: 31. What was your first impression? 32. Can I have your number? 33. Would you go on A date with me? 34. How well do you know me? 35. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?

Search And Destroy
The magical crop Viewed from top circle of green Rippling very serene In the choppers breath That spells it's death And beginning of mourning As realisation is dawning From ground, RIP! Water, cops sip Laugh what a haul As ground they maul In a dedicated team My preemest of the preem Annexed from earth Gone all mirth

Gawd@ My Sin
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Sin? MY RESULT:Anger You might have an anger management problem. (Please don’t hit us.) A lot of people see anger as a good thing, and they’re partially be right. After all, if it weren’t for anger, we probably wouldn’t have death metal or professional wrestling. But too much anger can be a bad thing (especially if you’re not a big fan of fatal injuries), so try to rein it in sometimes. Try to let it out in other forms, like haikus and watercolors. Take This Quiz!

The Value Of Time
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. -Unknown author

~~health Care Today--ya Gotta Be Shittin' Me~~
So sad but so true! Healthcare Today Two patients limp into two different American medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, has a time booked for surgery the next day and, within two days, is home recuperating. The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? . . . The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen

To Ispire ... This Is Brand New
Hold me Touch me Kiss me Love me Bite me Free me I long to take you in my arms And all your defenses disarm To kiss you deep and long Feeling you is never wrong To make sweet passion to you alone make you cum harder than you have known To take you and use my mouth on you And lick you to orgasms long over due And to slide inside you and feel you grip As together we rock and in and out I slip And as we climax so strong together dear Our moans are so loud the world could hear And then we lay together you and I Wrapped in bliss till the day that we die By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Heavenlly Thoughts .....[ Adult ]
Eyes locked in love's gaze gasping, sighing, moaning 'til you taste me, love me. Tongues swirling, twirling exciting, stimulating 'til the explosion! Tasting the essence of passion's fruit, dripping from open, trembling lips

George Straight-it Just Comes Natural
It Just Comes Natural Sun shines, Clouds rain Train Whistles blow and Guitars Play Preachers Preach, Framers Plow Wishes go up and the World goes round And I love you, It just come Natural It just comes Natural Seasons Change Rivers Wind Tumble Weeds roll and the Stars shine Wind Howls, dawn breaks Cowboys riding' time slips away And I love you, It just come Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it through Baby, it's so easy loving you It just come Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it Through Baby it's so easy loving you Fire burns Waves Crash Seeds grow and good things last Ships sail Dreams fly Night falls and Full moons rise And I love you, It just come Natural And I love you, It just come Natural It just come Natural It just come Natural

Slow By Still
it's sad attraction that causes us torment and my predictions are suffering, at best operation "connect-your-feet-to-the-floor" is stealing heartbeats away and closing doors must we defend the need to pretend? correction! nothing is set for us, and i'm convinced departure engages us to try and find direction without a crutch to perform a sad perception that goes on unexplored a stale emotion, a partner on a string prepared attraction, and severed with a ring now: i'm reluctance, and you're integrity a dialogue reads "it's all we know" grand insight cannot feel this dead it's how we dive and descend this is a pact we've made to discover eachother we're building alone it's fair to think that time's the instrument apply the talent - expanding infinite.

Little Patrick
Subject: Little Patrick For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on thishouse is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front doorwith a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last nightand heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard hertell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike

Miranda Rights
Miranda Rights A female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right toremain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Tits."

Best I Ever Had
I love this song, but the sad part about it and the rest of the songs on this album is that he wrote them after his wife committed suicide. Hearing this song and thinking about that always brings tears to my eyes. So you sailed away, into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay, love can be so boring And nothing's quite the same now I just say your name now. But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't want me back You're just the best I ever had. So you stole my world, now I'm just a phony Remembering the girl leaves me down and lonely Well send it in a letter Make yourself feel better. But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't want me back You're just the best I ever had. And it might take some time to patch me up inside but I can't take it so I, I run away and hide And I might find in time that you were always right You're always right. So you sailed away into a grey sky morning Now, I'm he

Lost And Alone
you've been by myside through it all when things got rough you were there helping me through but now your gone doing what makes you happy which should make me happy but instead its tearing me apart i feel lost and alone your arent here to hold me or say that you love me you cant wipe away the tears or make me believe it will be alright i know they are here for me but it doesnt help any i still feel totally lost and alone you left and took my heart with you

Life Poem Little Kid Birthday
I want milk n cookies And I want to believe in the tooth fairy Because I feel old now And I've lost the tingle of youth Because when you're my age, You don't hear, You're it! often enough And you don't see the faces in the clouds And kooties have become AIDS. And no matter how many bubbles I blow The world isn't new anymore And when I walk, one foot on the curb and one on the street, Up down up down up, They look at me funny. And I don't feel little kid birthday anymore And I don't feel santas bringin toys. They've all grown old, married, gone away They've lost their boyish grins, But I want to play hide-and-go-seek again. I want to chase the ice cream man. And I don't fear the monsters under my bed anymore Because the real world scares me now I used to be able to hug my teddy bear And everything would be ok, Or mom would kiss the tears away... But not anymore. Whirling in the grass till we fell down laughing Playing dress up in mom's clothes Days

Suffer
Suffer The more you see the more you do The television's feeding you. With what You want to hear, anger and fear, because you suffer The hate you feel won't go away you're all programmed to feel this way to live another day within a world That loves to suffer And then I come to find everything's O.K. seen this all before but that was yesterday. I try to walk right through the messes that I've made just let me enjoy the life here that I've made I've tried to give it all to you. Can't take anymore to do with this. It hurts inside. I know why I hide 'cause I suffer I tried to keep it all inside didn't leave me too much pride forced it all down inside forced myself to make me suffer And then I come to find everything's O.K. seen this all before but that was yesterday. I try to walk right through the messes that I've made just let me enjoy the life here that I've made And then I come to find

Just When I Thought I Knew
***************************************************************************** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. *************************************************************************** No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~ **************************************************************************** Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. ************************************************************************ You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. ************************************************************************** Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. **************************************************************************** The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. *************************************************************

Laugh For The Day
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're Horny. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're Horny, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and excl

Now I Know
Took a chance, roll the dice of me and you Opened up, let you in my world Like a dance, started slow and then love took control Swept away, so proud to be your girl When you read a story much to fast Sometimes a happy ending doesn’t last Now I know that love ain’t meant to be a play thing Now I know it’s not an ordinary everyday thing Now I know that when this ride is so amazing When it’s wrong you gotta let it go Now I know Now I know Remember when, we said our love would last forever But then again, how are we to know There come a time, that love will change like stormy weather A sunny day will suddenly turn cold Time will teach you all you need to learn But there’ll always be a first time you get burned Now I know that love ain’t meant to be a play thing Now I know it’s not an ordinary everyday thing Now I know that when this ride is so amazing When it’s wrong you gotta let it go Now I know Now I know I don’t regret a single day Joy and pain along th

As Another Bottle Opens.
as another bottle opens. Another bottle open, As I look through the bottom, Nothing changes it all looks the same, Now I'm sitting in the window watching the rain, Hours go by as the rain slows and hasten's, Calm and relaxing, Thoughts never clouding my mind, Just calm and relax, As another bottle opens,

This Is A Bdsm Astrological Love Guide
emini Women: (May 21 to June 20) Often the aggressor; She is never embarrassed by her behavior because she never adheres to any standards except her own. Her main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. She is a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. She wants to talk to the guy after she tumbles with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries Favorite gadget: the vibrator. Gemini Men: (May 21 to June 20) He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaki

Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS Ø 40-ish..................................49. Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic................................No breasts. Ø Average looking.....................Moooo. Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Ø Feminist...............................Fat. Ø Free Spirit.............................Junkie. Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut. Ø New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate. Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional...........................Bitch. Ø Voluptuous..............

~~the Pearly Gates~~
> A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. > > "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. > > "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. > > So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you ! > > "St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" > > "Just a couple of minutes ago." > > >

~~oh My Gawd...not Hillary~~
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away . . . The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet wi

Fun..fun..fun..
HEY CHERRIES, I WENT OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE LAST NIGHT WITH MY SISTER , ONE OF MY GIRL FRIENDS, AND ONE OF MY MALE FRIENDS, I HAD SO MUCH FUN !!!WE DRANK, WE SMILED, WE LAUGHED, AND I DANCED MY ASS OFF. LET ME TEL YOU DANCEING IS A SURE WAY TO GET RID OF SOME OF THOSE UNWANTED EXTRA POUNDS, MY BODY HURT SO BAD THIS MORNING, BUT IT FELT GREAT, IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO IT ALL THE TIME..LOL WELL SO FAR MY WEEKEND IS GOING GREAT, HOPEFULLY IS STAYS IN THAT DIRECTION. I HOPE ALL OF YOU GO OUT THERE AND JUST LET LOOSE THIS WEEKEND, I AM SURE IT WOULD DO ALOT OF YOU SOME GOOD.. I KINOW IT DID ME GOOD :) HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND TALK TO EVERYONE SOON...

Selfish
You want it, can't have it. Baby, you're so ecstatic You're laughin', you're askin' How much it cost with tax and You know you feel hellish Your wasted life is selfish Your evil transgressions will cost more than them possessions. If you can't find the mind to do right the wise In the eyes of a beast, you feast on the lies For self-help when everybody needs it, but you Even thought you had the whole world times two Give it back a little better than your daddy did, bitch Go ahead and take a break from tryin' to be rich Kinda sad that your dad got you trained real good Buried a hatchet in his chest and drag him through the hood. You see him and run cause You know where he has come from You know that he's here to play repo-man and take you Your money and fortune was good within the moment But now it's all over The moment they have hoped for. Click sound in my listening range I feel strange Money now or you gonna get this gauge up in your face Tryna rob me broke

Its Fucked Up That Guys Really Do This Shit!
Guy: "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in you

Knock At The Farmer's Door
The farmer's wife was cooking dinner when there was a knock on the door. She opened it and the man standing there said, "Do you have any pussy?" "Get out of here," the woman exclaimed, shaking her fist, "and don't come around here no more." The next night, the same man came to the door, asking the same question. The farmer's wife slammed the door. When her husband came home that evening, she told him about the two visits. "I'li get that varmit if he comes back tomorrow," he raged. "This time, if he asks you that same question, say yes." The next night at the sound of a knock, the farmer hid behind the door with his shotgun. His wife answered the door. "Do you have any pussy?" the man asked. "Yes, I do," the woman said. "Well, how about giving your old man some," he bellowed, "so he'll leave my wife's alone?"

The First In A Long Line Of Useless Banter
Hello to all you fun lovin' people. I am posting this at my first official blog entry and will contain no useful information at all. Just got off work, some friends told me to look this place up. So i did and here i am. Already, one of my good friends has found me. Granted, he is not as hot , witty, or insane as I am, but props anyways. Well, lets get stupid.

Just A Puddle
Lost in thought, wandering aimlessly with out a purpose. Quiet skies dawned a sound of silence. Over and over the 10 minute tune plays and reminds me that there is another way. What the options are and what step to take first has become difficult to decipher. I walked the perimeter of 10 acres at 4 oclock this morning. As a sleeping baby dreamed soundly in her bed. I held the key to our future in a furious rage. Dark and colder than glaciers of foreign expectancies. Reality hit hard as it always does and brought on the prospects of needs and wants. Left alone in the darkness to ponder the earnings I wish to collect. If I started to walk I would make it there in about 2 weeks. Thats haulin ass and not stopping to break. As my face froze in the minus below weather I could feel the pain and tingle of every thought touching my skin. Telling me to hang on and not let go. I am just a puddle.....a drained puddle that is a pile of mush in the middle of nowhere alone. Occupying the gr

Just A Dried Up Puddle
Its amazing how in a turn of a few hours everything can change. I love this attribute of life..... I got a swift kick of inspiration. When u find that open door walk through it, cause the view on the other side is always worth the wait and the pain. In any case I am way too wired to handle writing a blog right now. I am sure I will come up with an interesting one here soon.

Colorado Snow
John Denver sang a song about the snow here...but personally, I'm a little tired of it. I don't mind a little bit of snow, but we've had snow every week for six weeks now, and well, frankly, I'm ready for summer! After growing up in the deep south and college in LA(that's Lower Alabama for y'all yankees:), I was ready for a little winter, but I'm thinking maybe a move to the desert would be nice right about now! When does summer start? Check out some fun pics of our snow in my photo album!

Just So You All Know
hostage: hey baby do you like watchin hot xxx webcam shows?... im good to go! :P Not no but HELL NO...Quit messaging me this crap. I have no desire to see anyones dick! Or watch u wank off on cam FFS.

Outside Looking In
LIL RAY'S OF SUNSHINE POURING DOWN LIKE RAIN REMINDING ME THAT NOTHING IS THE SAME HOPE IS LOST IN A BATTLEFIELD OF WAR KISSING LOVERS GOODBYE NEVER SEEING THEM NO MORE READING BOUT ALL THE VIOLENT IN THE NEWS & NEVER READING BOUT PEACE BUILDINGS FALLING LIKE THE ROMAN EMPIRE FALLING FAST & HARD PEOPLE SCREAMING AT ONE ANOTHER FOR THE ODDEST DAMN REASON MOSTLY SELFISH HATE CHILDREN KILLING ONE ANOTHER LIKE THERE DEALING OUT ONE ANOTHERS FATE I SOMETIMES CRY LIL BROKEN TEARS OVER THE PAIN THAT I SEE HOW CAN I BE SO HAPPY IN A WORLD OF MISERY SO I'M SORRY IF WHAT I SAY IS WRONG BUT I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE NEWS OR READ A NEWS PAPER IN OVER 24YRS

Lmao
One late night, Mark came out of the local pub a little drunk. He got into his pickup and started driving home. He was on a lonely stretch of the road when, all of a sudden, a piston blew right through the engine hood! Mark got out of his truck, angry as hell and kicked the door out of sheer frustration and started walking down the deserted road. About twenty minutes later, a pickup loaded with guys riding in the back came along and stopped. One of the men yelled, "Hey man, what happened?" Mark replies, "Piston broke." The man calls back, "Oh hell, buddy! We're all pissed and broke. Get in the fuckin' truck." Following the birth of my second child, I called our insurance company to inquire about my short-term disability policy. "I just had a baby," I proudly announced to the representative who picked up the phone. "Congratulations! I'll get all of your information and activate your policy," she assured me. After taking down basic facts like my name and ad

Cold Distance
There were nights when My fingers would brush Your name but The distance was infinite Like the icy dust and silence between The moon and earth, Gravity - Tides g f n a i l s l i i R n g (Lovers into a blanket) On a cold night, Undiscovered dreams poems ...................... like prayers.

5 Important Business Concepts
5 Important Business Concepts Corporate Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Corporate Lesson 2: A priest offered a lift to a

Confessions
Guys Confessions on bottom. Girl confessions on top GIRL CONFESSIONS If you're female mark all those that apply to you. [] I do wear make up. []When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look. [] I wear boxers/boy shorts to bed. [] I wear toe nail polish. [] I have cried at a movie theater. [] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like. [] I love chocolate covered pretzels. [] Getting flowers makes me smile, especially for no reason. [] I've wrecked a car [] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth. [] I'd do anything for that special guy. [] I get jealous easily. [] I love hugging. [] I've gotten a detention. [] I've gotten suspended. [] I've gotten expelled. [] I love to laugh. [] I like rock. [] I like death/grind/black metal. [] I like rap. [] I like techno. [] I carry a purse everywhere [] I carry a bag everywhere. [] I'd be lost without my cell phone. [] I'd be lost without my iPod/mp3/CD player/computer. [] I own/did own a Spi

~~crabby Old Man~~
A good perspective for all of us……….. A poem on life When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. "Crabby Old Man" What do you see nurses? ......What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabb

Older Women!!!
Subject: older women Aren't older women great?? When I was married 33 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 33 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old dark haired woman. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a +50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old dark haired babe, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis! With God all things are possible.

This Is Dedicated To Those Born 1930-1979 (repost)
subject: This is dedicated to those Born 1930-1979 (repost) date: 2007-01-30 22:40:37 This is dedicated to those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the riskswe took hitchhiking . As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually di

Survival Of The Sickest
I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's dress, I'm the smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit. I'm the things you've done you'll never admit. 'Cause one hand is on the bible and the others in shit. Right now, your face is in the crowd, I'm shouting out loud, the one you counted out of the game. Oh wow, take a good look at me now, should have never had a doubt, is that you I hear screaming my name. I'm a roller, I'm a rider, number one motherfuckin' survivor. So move over, I'm the driver, and I'm high and I'm gonna keep getting higher, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the one you thought that you could erase, but a predator that's faster than the food that he chased. When you fall off the horse you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' shit in your face. Ease down, and wrap your legs around me babe. Move over baby, get on your knees. I'm gonna drive this little red love machine.

Top Back
Crem de la crem, homie...top shelf, ye know [I like my beat down low, down low, down low,(ye see me ridin' hard homie..haaaa) Down low, down low, down low,(how I like it) down low (how I like it, aye) I like my top let back, let back,(mannie fresh.. I got you nigga) let back Let back, let back, let back.(I'm gonna show these niggaz what to do with one of your beats, mayne..aye!) Aye holla if you like ya beat down low, down low(I'm shuttin the whole block down) Down low, down low, down low, down low, down low And ye top let back, let back,(here comes trouble homey) Let back, let back (I'ma tell you how the king like to ride homeboy),let back, let back, let back] [Chorus] I like my beat down low, and my top let back You can see me ridin 24's, with a chopper in the back (And if ye like ye) Kenwood hot, and ya top let back If ya rims sit high, and ya windows pitch black I like my beat down low, and my top let back You can see me ridin 24's, with a chopper in the back

College Bound - Coclusion
Part 6 Sarah lay on the cold tile floor of the shower room. She was shivering. Her naked, wet body had taken on a slightly bluish hue as the cold air of the room, combined with her wet skin, lowered her body temperature to unbearable levels. If not for the rope wound around her head and between her jaws, her teeth would have been chattering madly. The hogtie that she had been left in was now truly agonizing. The cotton rope the men had tied her with had an interesting property of which they were all unaware. It had been thoroughly soaked by the shower, and as it had slowly dried out, the rope had begun to shrink. It tightened slowly, steadily; further increasing the strain on her muscles. The rope that wrapped around her head squeezed her skull tightly. The length that ran back from her head to her feet had shortened, pulling her unwilling body so that her back arched and the soles of her feet rested against her wet hair. The ropes that circled her torso had tightened unti

First Meeting
You open the door for me, wearing a tank top and panties. I take you in my arms, you feel my muscles, I kiss you deeply and hard. I feel your breasts against me, I want to kiss them and taste them. You feel my cock starting to get hard against your now wet pussy. We shut the door and move inside, kissing and carressing each other. I back you up against the wall, we are french kissing sucking on each others tounges. Rubbing our bodies together. My cock is hard and your panties are soaked. You undo my pants and pull them down, I am commando and my cock jumps out at you, you grab it and go down on your knees and kiss the tip of my cock, it jumps again. You take it in your mouth and start sucking it. It feels so good. you suck and kiss and lick it until I shoot a hot load of cum in your mouth, you savor it and continue to suck it until I am done squirting my juices. You stand up and I kiss you deep again tasting myself in your mouth. We move over to the couch and remove the rest of our clo

Roses And Masters
She struggled with her bag, her keys, and her sunglasses as she fumbled around trying to hit the 'down' button on the elevator. The cell phone in her pocket rang as the bell announced the elevators arrival, but she ignored it. Whoever it was that had decided to call her right as she was ending her shift deserved to wait for her voicemail to kick in. As she slumped against the elevator wall she exhaled deeply and closed her eyes. He'd be home when she got there. She'd had to work late and it bothered her. This was his week to work from home and she longed to be there with him instead of pulling her normal shifts at the hospital. She could almost smell his cologne and feel his arms pulling her close to him. How wonderful it would be to get home. The elevator stopped and the bell announced her floor of the parking garage. She slid into her car, started the engine and pulled her cell phone from her pocket. She smiled a little smile and felt a small pang of guilt for not answering w

Quiet Desperation. Don't Bother Reading It. Just Loser Talk.
I am now at the point in my life where I would rather be at work then be at home with my wife. The best days are when she is busy and it is just me and the kids. All those years. Years of focusing my attention on her. I have no friends because I make time for my family. No play stations, no basketball leagues, no pool table, no season tickets. Everything I have ever done is to be a great husband and father. And now? My wife regulates sex. Once a week maybe. We have a fifteen minute window on Saturday. I window that is often shut. At night, she falls asleep to my touch. She never touches me until it is a crisis. Until she knows I am pissed off, rejected, neglected. But what can I ever say? She has a lifetime trump card. She was the victim of terrible abuse in her childhood and teens. What can I ever say that won’t make me seem uncaring, unsympathetic…horrible? I knew what I was getting into. I mean, as much as a 21 year old knows a goddamn thing. 15 years. The first five

This Only Happens In Canada
....this is dedicated to my friend "Tree" A woman called a local hospital. " Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number. "Sarah Finkel, room 302" "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You." "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302" "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. " Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals," "She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic...that's wonderful news. The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close? friend!" "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me sh

Don't Be Shy
There seem to be some concered that some of you are afraid to hurt my feeling. look you Can't ok, I've been stood up rejected more times them most of kissed a guy... Now I leave by a code and which most of today people don't leave by but for you to understand it you have to meet me and understand me... Yes I'm mommy little boy and I find it funny that she play's 21 qeastons as to whom i'm seeing... anyways.. ask away and i'll answer...

Dang! I Jus' Spilled My Drink!
Ok, I realize that it's winter and all, but could somebody please take the cold away for a few days. It's snowing...AGAIN...and I am getting sick of it already since it has been snowing at least two times a week for almost two months now. On the upside, it's a great "excuse" to procrastinate on crap I hate doing or a great excuse to get out of doing things I really don't want to do...so I guess it's not all bad. ***wink*** The next few weeks are going to be crazy busy as I have a couple of private parties scheduled alongside my regular shows. I am already scheduling shows for late Spring. Friday is Groundhog Day...I know what I will be having for Sunday dinner if that rodent predicts a longer winter!

~~suffering From Can't Remember Shit--crs~~
Subject: Wish I could only remember who I sent this to... > > > > > An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. > He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a > set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. > > The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the > doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really > pleased that you can hear again." > > The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit > around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" > > > Keep reading > > Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench > under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old > now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do > you feel?" > > Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." > > "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" > > "Yep.

~~breast Cancer Awareness Stamps~~
THE STAMP; Please read the following story and follow the instructions at the end! Thank You . Like most elementary schools, it was typical to have a parade of students in and out of the health clinic throughout the day. We dispensed ice for bumps and bruises, Band-Aids for cuts, and liberal doses of sympathy and hugs. As principal, my office was right next door to the clinic, so I often dropped in to lend a hand and help out with the hugs. I knew that for some kids, mine might be the only one they got all day. One morning I was putting a Band-Aid on a little girl's scraped knee. Her blonde hair was matted, and I noticed that she wa s shivering in her thin little sleeveless blouse. I found her a warm sweatshirt and helped her pull it on. "Thanks for taking care of me," she whispered as she climbed into my lap and snuggled up against me. It wasn't long after that when I ran across an unfamiliar lump under my arm. Cancer, an aggressively spreading kind, had already invade

Family Sucks
So when does it all magically get better? When does everything seem to fit into place and life seems good? When does all the crap and bullshit stop? Does it ever really stop? Because if not, excuse me, slow down, I'd like to get off the ride now. When did our lives become so pathetic that we watch sitcoms for a fake reality of "normal" and reality shows so we can laugh and feel better that there are others supposedly more pathetic than us. Sadly, someone needs to inform them that they are just watching themselves in the TV screen. What's the point? Why go through life with disappointment after disappointment. Your born, you grow up, work in a crappy job, possibly have a crappy marriage, or just end up alone, and then die. What's the purpose? What's supposed to keep you going day after day. Kids that will either grow up pussy-wipped and attached at your hip or that will grow up to resent you? Is that the purpose of life? I'm 21 and I already hate my father. Yes, I love hi

Ladies Ii
Since everyone thought the Ladies I was a contract to have'n sex with me I'm just wondering as to who would... But this blog is to see Who would marry me.... Note:(this is only a servy not a contract.. we won't be getting married i promise... its only a servey...)

I'm Really Like Cherry Tap
I'm really like cherrytap I meet all kind of new people and having a lot of fun. I have hope again and I picked myself and dust myself off. I'll find that miss right. You can never keep a good guy down and I'll always do right in this life no matter what it throw at me. I have seen and been though to much for it to every let me down. I have seen the light and I have been in the dark. I have to say I like the light better cause it make life more fun but I also like the dark cause it like and old friend.

Happy Groundhog Day
Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner! Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob: El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west. Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed. Global warming has caused a great debate. This mild winter makes it seem just great. On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing. Will we have winter or will we have spring? On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today. I predict that early spring is on the way.

Minn. Farmer Charged After Chasing Thief
CAMBRIDGE, Minn. - A farmer who chased down a thief and held him at gunpoint until authorities arrived now faces a more serious charge than the thief himself. Kenneth Englund, 74, was charged with second-degree assault, a felony. The thief, who the sheriff said admitted stealing about $5 worth of gasoline from Englund's neighbor, was charged with misdemeanor theft. Sheriff Mike Ammend said people can't take the law into their own hands, and that Englund's actions were "an invitation to a shootout. There's so many things that could have gone wrong here." On Oct. 15, Englund pointed a gun at Christian Harris Smith, 28, and a woman at the vacant farm next to Englund's place in Bradford Township. He then chased their vehicle at speeds of 70 mph, according to the criminal complaint. A 3-year-old child was in the vehicle. During the chase, Englund used a cell phone to call the sheriff's office and asked if he should "blow them away," according to the complaint. His shotgun turne

Gods A Bears Fan
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an navy blue and black sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a Chicago Bears towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Rex Grossman get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Rex's house, it's mine."

A Colts Fan
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Chicago Bears fan!" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I'm a Bears fan too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "A Colts fan." What does Colts stand for? C- COUNT O-ON L-LOSING T-THE S-SUPERBOWL

Girl In 14g
okay, so i've decided what i'm going to do for broadway fun for funds, and i'm really excited. it's called the girl in 14g by kristen chenoweth and even though it's not a musical, brooke said i could do it, and i'm like saweeettttt. and i'm better. i was sick wednesday; i think i had food poisoning, but i'm better, except taylor and i are still fighting and it's rather annoying and pissing me off. i haven't talked to him in two days and the last time we talked we were arguing about girls and boys.. what a lovely relationship, right? yeah well.... i don't know. i trust him and he trusts me but we each have buttons and we each like to push each other buttons... taylor, you suck. :]

~games For We Are Older When ~
GAMES FOR WE ARE OLDER WHEN 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weeken

Nickelback- Figured You Out
NICKELBACK LYRICS "Figured You Out" I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self-respect While you passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And now I know w

How My Name Defines My Personality (kablarian Philosphy...somewhat Accurate)
Your First Name of: Patricia While the name Patricia creates the urge to create harmony with people, we call attention to the fact that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and solar plexus. Your name of Patricia creates a desire for association with people and new experiences, many of which have been rather bitter. This name has given you a gregarious personality and a quick-thinking, creative, and versatile nature, but one that is very emotional. You desire change and travel and would enjoy opportunities that allowed you to be creative and to act independently, rather than to conform to system and routine. However, this name does not allow you to complete your undertakings, as farther fields always look greener.

Storry One
you come over, i'm in the shower. you decide to strip down and joing me in the shower. when you step into the shower and i see you for the first time, all i can say is, "mmmm." I push you so you are under the water and start to was you, soaping you up and running my hand down to your manhood and slowly stroking you. Feeling and stroking your shaft and taking my other hand and fondling your balls. You whisper in my ear, " i have to sit down or I'm going to fall down." I help you get into a sitting position and then i straddle you, squatting right over your hard cock. Slowly, I sink down filling my pussy with your hard throbbing cock. "ahhhhh mmmmmm," is all you can manage to say as your cock is enveloped in hot slippery pussy. I'm so wet, there is almost no friction. My hips slide toward your head and then reverse themselves in an almost alarming violence. you put your hands on my breats as i ride you. you squeeze them, lick them, suck on them and tease them. I lean forward and whips

Story Five
He stands at the bar, drinking his drink. He looks around looking for someone he was supposed to meet at this particular bar. He hears the door open, he looks up and notices the angel who walked into the bar. As she walks through the door, she quickly scans the bar looking for the man she was supposed to meet at this particular bar. She spots him standing at the bar staring at her. She slowly and seductively walks toward him. He watches her as she makes her way toward him. She is wearing a tight black mini skirt and a lot cut black blouse. He is betting on it that she has nothing on under either her skirt or her blouse. As he scans down her sexy body, he notices that she is wearing black high heels. Those heels make her legs look longer and sexier. Once she reaches the bar, she orders a drink. She turns and looks at the man who had watched her walk across the bar and smiles at him. She then goes to a corner booth and he follows her. He sits next to her and leans over to her

Rowan's Sweet Submission Part 8
It was the last object she had expected him to produce into the already erotic scene he was playing with her; she told herself she should eventually reach a point where nothing had the means to surprise her, or catch her off guard…yet the light in his devilish blue eyes told her there was more still yet to come as he slowly began to peal the fruit and she watched, finding each slow movement wonderfully sensual as the pulpy white texture came into view and Jack held her eyes as he tossed the pealing back into the bowel. “Can you guess what I intended to do with this?” He smiled at her teasingly and she managed, somehow, to nod in answer. “Good. I see you do have imagination. Though I am firmly certain you can’t begin to imagine just how good this will feel or just how much you will enjoy it.” With the fruit still in hand, he moved to the foot of the bed as Rowan kept her eyes on him…she followed each step he took, quivering inside with anticipation as Jack finally crawled onto the

Grannys A Hooker
Granny's A Hooker?! A girl was a prostitute but didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was among them. The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight line. Along comes the grandmother and sees her granddaughter. Grandma asks her granddaughter, "What are you lining up for?" Granddaughter, not willing to let her grandma know the truth told her grandma that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. Grandma wanted some oranges too, so she went to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from the prostitutes. When he got to the grandma, he was bewildered and asked, "You are so old, how do you do it?" The grandmother (thinking he's asking her about how she can eat oranges) replies, "Oh, it's easy, I just take off my dentures and suck them dry!"

Diffrent Kinds Of Kissing
The Straight Kiss However frivolous might the straight kiss seem. It is by all means, a refined demonstration of affection, expressed in the Kama Sutra. There can be as important as all other variations and sometimes should it express burning passion even more passionately. The lovers in this kissing technique, will tilt their heads slightly forward so that their lips can directly touch. Because of its angulation their tongues won't come into play, the couple nonetheless should seize advantage of the facial contact it subtlety provides. In employing the straight kiss at the preliminaries of the initial contacts, couples will likely to heighten desire and libido in love-making. The Bent Kiss The bent kiss is as familiar for us westerners as bread and butter. Being as natural a way as casual in all themes kissing, enabling both lovers an intense and direct contact essentially. Most of all, the contact of tongues should bring out in both lovers demonstration of reassurance.

How Well Do You Know Disney's Beauty And The Beast?
How Well Do You Know Disney\'s ”Beauty and the Beast?” You are a true Beauty!Congratulations! You know Disney\'s \"Beauty and the Beast\" inside and out! You are officially considered a \"Beauty and the Beast\" expert by the ultimate expert herself! You are obviously someone beautiful inside and out! Belle would be proud. Take this test

Bloody Hell...
Hi all.... Yup its me again.... sitiing drinking wine waiting for kids to go to bed.... then i can do what i want..... So if u r reading this shit i dribble on with.... u must be BORED!!!!! if u feel like chatting to me send me a message or come and have a chat..... ill be nice....maybe.....maybe not..... hehehehehehehe

My Morning(damn It Says I)
In the morning I was sleeping and Spicy was barking. I thought nothing of it at first..well that was until she jumped and landed on my stomach. I'll have to say a 90 something pound animal jumping on your stomach tends to hurt. I just looked at the dog like she was crazy, then said to the dog, "Oh...you suck" So then I did my hair, and just as I was about to open my door I slipped on the dog's toy and landed on my ass. Yet again I looked at the dog and said "Oh...you suck" Well Im off to life and so forth...

The Year I Was Born
In 1981 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan becomes president of the US Minutes after Ronald Reagan becomes president, Iran releases 52 American hostages that had been held captive for 444 days President Reagan is shot in the chest by would be assassin John Hinkley Space shuttle Columbia, the world's first reusable spacecraft, is sent into space A suspended walkway in the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel collapses, killing 113 A female former lover files a "palimony" suit against tennis star Billie Jean King President Reagan appoints Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first woman on the Supreme Court The Pac-Man video game is introduced in the US Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood, Kelly Rowland, Anna Kournikova, and Britney Spears are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XV New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup Raiders of the Lost Ark is the top grossing film "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes spends the most time at the

Ten Things To Ponder For 2007...
10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 6. Some people are like a slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where o

What Women Really Mean.
Fine.... This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes.... If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have first been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing..... This is the calm before the storm. This means "Something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine"! Go Ahead.... This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. Loud Sigh..... This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and aruging with you over "Nothing" That's Okay.....This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks.... A wo

Into The Mystic
We were born before the wind Also younger than the sun Ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic Hark, now hear the sailors cry Smell the sea and feel the sky Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home And when that fog horn blows I want to hear it I don't have to fear it I want to rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in the days of old Then magnificently we will float into the mystic And when that fog horn blows you know I will be coming home And when thst fog horn whistle blows I got to hear it I don't have to fear it I want to rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in the days of old And together we will float into the mystic Come on girl...

Cracked Pot
This is a good lesson in life. Enjoy An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other

The Diffeernce Between Heaven And Hell
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each of them found it possible to reach into the pot of stew, and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoon back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large po

Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on Yeah... Ha Ha! Finally someone let me out of my cage Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age Now I couldn't be there Now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so I command you to Panoramic view Look I'll make it all manageable Pick and choose Sit and lose All you different crews Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional Mystical? Maybe Spiritual Hearable What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy Lifeless To know the definition for what life is Priceless For you because I put y

Feel Good
City's breaking down on a camel's back. They just have to go 'cause they don't know when So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style. A melancholy town where we never smile. And all I wanna hear is the message beep. My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no.. Windmill, Windmill for the land. Turn forever hand in hand Take it all in on your stride It is sinking, falling down Love forever love is free Let's turn forever you and me Windmill, windmill for the land Is everybody in? Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats, Lining them up-a like ass cracks, Ladies, homies, at the track Its my chocolate attack. Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here Care bear bumping in the heart of this here Watch me as I gravitate Hahahahahahaa. Yo, we gonna go ghost town, This motown, With yo sound You're in the place You gonna bite the dust Cant f

The Seperation
Did you know that our society is seperating? Very soon there will only be the rich, and the poor. Middle class is disappearing. Do you pay into a 401k? Did you know you probly won't have enough to retire on unless your making over $150,000 per year? I sat down yesterday at the bookstore for a good 2 hours and read the new book by Donald Trump and Robert Kiyosaki 'Why we want you to be Rich' Its an exelent book and if you read I defenatly reccomend it.

Rape
The Rape Edward sits there staring at me with eyes darkened by anger, saying nothing. I have been in a bit of a “mood,” questioning his commands, and then complying only half-heartedly with what he has asked of me. After a few minutes of silence, he gets up and goes into the other room and closes the door. I’m feeling independent, and am not at all concerned with what he is doing. Shortly he returns, standing over me as I am seated in a chair. “Jackie, it seems you resent submitting to a kind and loving Master. I think there is a lesson for you to learn here. And I will be the one to teach it to you.” I smile up at him. “Why, Edward ... what do you have in mind?” It is a wry smile that returns my own. “Your submission is about to take an interesting turn, Jackie. Come, we are going for a ride. Now. Leave your purse, you won’t need it.” Curious, I follow him to the car and get in. Neither of us says a word as he drives out of the city and into the country. The day is

Computer Acting Up!!
Just thought I would let you all know that we have been having some computer problems for the past couple weeks... I may not be on here like I was before, sorry!!! I have fallen way behind on comments and things, so please bare with me and I will be with you all as soon as I can. My hubby has been working on fixing our problem and is currently waiting for replys from a few different places that may be able to help us!! Please don't give up on me!! I will be back soon, I hope!! Thanks... Love to all my friends and fans... YooperMomma (Connie)

Fuck This Life & Fuck Havin A Heart
i'm in living hell, because Roxie wants me to leave her alone,so i did [ she's free from me ]after telling her off, about how bad she hurt me. now she goes to cherrytap.com and deletes all her pics, because i told her off, about how she hurt me, when i found out she had nudes here, without telling me, and she still has a friendship with that scumbag " stmuffluv " from adultspace. Then, she didnt even bother writing back after that, she even changed her myspace name to BROKEN ANGEL. sheesh, all i ever wanted to do ,was to give her my heart, my love forever, and for us to be a happy couple in real life. but noooooooo , she has to push me away, and turn to other men, and even confide in other men,,which[ i have awesome proof of ]. When you love someone,and are going through hardships, you dont push them away, when you should be clinging onto them for dear life, in your hour of need ! havin my say,dont matter ,,,,,it kills me, to see her like this,,our christmas was so beau

For Thought....
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked

I Don't Want
I don't want your money I don't want your fame I just want to hear you say my name I don't want your bills I don't want your life I don't want to hear you talk about your wife I don't want your sorrow I don't want your pain I don't want to live without you But I don't want things to remain the same I don't want to miss you In the dead of the night I don't want to compete for you Or put up a fight I don't want to be sad When you walk out that door I don't want to be lonley for you anymore I want you with me I want you by my side If we are in public Or if we have to hide

She'd Give Anything
She's waiting for someone who could turn her life around, Someone who could make her feel, The way she used to feel, but he never comes. She dating, but no one that she cares to talk about. And all the flowers in the world Don't amount to much: what she wants is love. And she'd give anything and everything to fall in love. Just this one time, she'd like to find, What she's been dreaming of. She can find someone to hold her, But that wouldn't be enough. She'd give anything to fall in love. Now she's looking just like she'd rather be someplace else. Staring across the bar, lost in herself, Will he ever come? 'Cos she'd give anything and everything to fall in love. Just this one time, she'd like to find, What she's been dreaming of. She can find someone to hold her, But that wouldn't be enough. She'd give anything to fall in love. She's gonna keep on making wishes; She's gonna keep on being strong; She won't settle less than true love; She's gonna keep on h

Maybe....someday....
Amber called her uncle, said We're up here for the holiday, Jane and I were having Solstice, now we need a place to stay. And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree, He watched his song hang candy canes all made with red dye number three. He told his niece, Its Christmas Eve, I know our life is not your style, She said, Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and its been awhile, So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table, Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able, And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said, Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses. The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch, Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, Is it try that youre a wtich? His mom jumped up and said, The pies are burning, and she hit the kitchen, And it was Jane who spoke, she said, Its true, your cousins not a Christian, But we love trees,

Crap Ass Day
i dont like havin to see all the crap about love and finding the right person and people makin such a big deal about valentines day. some of us arent lucky enough to have someone to spend it with and are lonely this time of year and seeing that shit just makes it worse. i know i feel a hell of a lot more lonely this time of year, it really sucks not being wanted.

I'd Love You All Over Again
Has it been ten years since we said I do I've always heard marriage made one seem like two But you're lookin' better than you did back then You still make this old heart give in And if I had it to do all over I'd do it all over again If tomorrow I found one more chance to begin I'd love you all over again The preacher has said till death do us part That seemed like forever to a young man's heart Now the days seem much shorter the longer we love And the memories just keep adding up And if I had it to do all over I'd do it all over again If tomorrow I found one more chance to begin I'd love you all over again If tomorrow I found one more chance to begin I'd love you all over again

Gabor Husband May Be Smith's Baby's Dad
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, says he may be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Meanwhile, a judge on Friday refused to order an emergency DNA test on the body of Anna Nicole Smith as part of a paternity suit involving her infant daughter, but he ordered that the body be preserved until a hearing in 10 days, attorneys said. A medical examiner began an autopsy Friday on Anna Nicole Smith, whose mother blamed drugs for the former Playboy playmate's sudden death that ended an extraordinary tabloid life at just 39. "I think she had too many drugs, just like Danny (Smith's late son)," her mother, Vergie Arthur, told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Friday. "I tried to warn her about drugs and the people that she hung around with. She didn't listen." "She was too drugged up," Arthur said. "By the last interview I saw of her, she was so wasted." Smith's attorney, Ron Rale, said the one-time reality TV star had been ill for

A Keeper.......
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say \"I Love You.\" or \"I Miss You\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships! And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! ¸..

From My Dad Called: Real Court Quotes Gone Wrong
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm and quiet while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY : When is your birthday? WITNESS : July 18th. ATTORNEY : What year? WITNESS : Every year. ____________________________________ ATTORNEY : What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY : This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS : Yes. ATTORNEY : And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS : I forget. ATTORNEY : You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________ ATTORNEY : How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS : Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY : How long has he lived with you? WITNESS : Forty-five years. ____________

My Love
Soon be that special day and thought I say happy Valentines to everyone, espicaly the love of my life, my dearest Helen. Check out her profile here and rate her please http://www.cherrytap.com/user/617315

:(
I didn't sleep last nite. I muddled thru the my comp and html homework and got it done. I am trying to hold things together. I am so sad. What hurts the most is 5 months ago I tried to end it, and he wouldn't let me go. Now here I am a mess and I dunno what to do. But he don't want me anymore so maybe I shouldn't waste my tears on him. Three Years is a long time tho. Grew up in a small town And when the rain would fall down I'd just stare out my window Dreaming of what could be And if I'd end up happy I would pray Trying hard to reach out But when I tried to speak out Felt like no one could hear me Wanted to belong here But something felt so wrong here So I'd pray I could break away I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. Make a wish, take a chance, Make a change, and break away. Out of the darkness and into the sun. But I won't forget all the ones that I love. I'll take a risk, take a chance, Make a cha

Spring Cleaning Of Ct List Is Done Muahh
Ok i did my spring cleaning few that were on that to be delted list i left on for now rest i already told u u were staying and also i didn bulltin some of u i delted are fans of me plz delte me rest of u that are staying muahh love much rain.

Growing Up
Im gonna blog to death to take my mind off shit. 20 years ago it seemed so simple. Graduate highschool go to college and get married! I am thinking about blogging my life. Ill start on my next blog! I am sure ur will all be enthralled...ya right. But its a good release for me.

Remember When - Alan Jackson
Remember when I was young and so were you And time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember when Remember when we vowed the vows and walked the walk Gave our hearts, made the start, it was hard We lived and learned, life threw curves There was joy, there was hurt Remember when Remember when old ones died and new were born And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged We came together, fell apart And broke each other's hearts Remember when Remember when the sound of little feet was the music We danced to week to week Brought back the love, we found trust Vowed we'd never give up Remember when Remember when thirty something seemed old Now lookin' back, it's just a steppin' stone To where we are, where we've been Said we'd do it all again Remember when Remember when we said when we turned gray When the children grow up and move away We won't be sad, we'll be glad For all the life we'v

Ladies
i have some new pics of myself come and rate them get me to be the top cherry of them all i want to be known so have your friends rate me drop comments rates picture comments all of dat and one thing I KNOW THAT I LOOK GOOD TO HIT ME UP AIGHT

New Tenant
I was coming in from the street, standing the elevators waiting for the slowest elevators I have ever seen when the new woman who lives on my floor came through the front door. I had never really taken a look at her before. Usually she wore conservative business suits like she worked in a n office or bank or something, but this was ten a.m. Saturday morning and she looked like she was coming in from a long night of partying. She wore her burgundy hair in pig tails and her usually below the knee dress was a way above the knee tight shiny blue mini skirt with shimmering black stockings, showing off her great legs, she wore a plain black tank top (quite tight) showing off her ample tits. Over the top was a black and blue jacket. I at that point had an overwhelming urge to fuck her brains out. So I went for it. “you are the new girl on my floor, right 1023 is your number” I asked “yeah” she turned to look at me and started checking me out. I was in jeans and a t-shirt just coming back f

Hope
He who calls in the mists of the night Shroud in darkness Calling forth from the depths Is he real or just a tease Does love exist or is it only a fairy tail Will this lonely sorrow filled path stay as is Or shall he come

Unknown
Alone again in the darkness of my room, in misery i wait until it turns into my tomb. Night after night i wonder where you go, I stare out the windows cuz i just don't know. I gave you a rose one day, and you held it to your heart, and promised to all that is holy in life, that we would never part. But here i sit alone again, and the walls are closing in, you have the nerve to wear my ring but not to tell me where you've been. The pain i feel within my heart is caused by only you, i know your in the arms of another, while i sit here with nothing to do. Alone again in the darkness of my room, it wont be long now before it turns into my tomb. I cannot live much longer while you continue to play with my soul its inevitable, that death will come, for misery is taking its toll. I should have seen this coming, when i sensed you didn't care, but i held on hoping, and praying, now its just to hard to bare. Its getting hard to breathe now, too diffi

Unknown
Slender beams of moonlight enter this darkened chamber as I kneel, always alone, always lost, frozen here, waiting. Tortured forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, rending my darkened soul. Terror on a lover's face. I raise my head, now crying out for this oblivious darkness. Â©DGTFB 2007

It Is Mean Message
someone block n delete me for no reason. I tried message and email to him but he refused answer to any of it.. I message his "gay" friend and I got his message said : he dont want to talk with me and btw you are hoe! it pissed me off.. where is nice guys out of there?

The Book Is Almighty
It makes you smile. It makes you cry. It makes you wander in an instant. It makes you think and you then think you are intelligent. It enlightens. It expands knowledge. It makes you scream in the back of your mind. It induces pain. It gives warmth. It brings anguish. It brings fear. It delivers questions unanswered. It opens doors to secrets and controversies. It makes you doubt. It moves. It then brings movements that dwell on both sides of the coin. It influences who you are. It challenges your faith. It molds you to the darkest matter that you are. It makes you detest the fiction reality has conspised. It makes you demand for answers. You read more. From the deepest soils of uncerainty, it sheds light. Thus, it enlightens you again. And it is with this enlightment that you are confined to believe the truth you have recently acquired. It shapes you into something else - something unacceptable to the world yet

Good Morning
bleh I dont have good sleep.. too short and too tired.. :( my bed always are cold cuz no one sleep with me.. My eyes is dry My breath is stink My body is ache I don't want get out of bed hide in thick blanket and feel sad My eyes is dry My breath is stink I have to force myself to get out of bed turn hot water on My eyes is dry My breath is stink jump in hot shower thinking what hell am I doing out of bed? My eyes is dry My breath is stink I am not looking forward to start my day in cold weather with no one my eyes is dry My breath is stink look at mirror and brush my teeth bleh I don't look good my eyes is dry and sore my breath is fresh and neat struggle myself go out and go to nowhere I really want to stay in bed and stay there long time

Valentines Day
I hate this holiday. It's pointless. Even though I have a boyfriend. I still hate it. But it's an excuse to gain 3 pounds on candy. but other than that, fucksaintvalentines. ps. did i mention taylor spent the night with me? :]]]]] and that i love him?

My Love
Cremate my prescious words cement them with my tears hold me in your arms and never release my soul my dear give me love of angels le me stand within the skies petrify my wounders within my heart lovers eyes send me miracals and speratethe foes and immense ocean of love gently toos and fros my heart beats but one name in the darkness of the night a gentle whisper to my ears a shout amongst a fight shelter him from punches and keep him safe from harm i will raise you higher in broken freedoms arms let me show you beauty and fulfill you true desire an hour of your love burns brighter then a socers fire thou hath mine heart 4ever protect thine eyes for as a songbird cometh i can hear thine presicious cries miracals and miracals presicoius wounders true cause 4ever i will love you

~~how Much Is A Billion~~
This is enlightening! How much is a Billion? The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. a. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. b. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. c. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. d. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. e. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans . It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . I

Ok, Who Are My Friends....
Alrighty then! I havent heard from some of you in a coon dog's age. Wondering if you are still alive or lost in cyberspace. Let me know if you are still around, and happy VD !!! (Valentines Day that is, LOL) Mike

Valentines Another Exploited Holiday To Make Money!!!
Hey all.....today should be just considered another day. Why....we celebrate a day that is suppose to be full of love that all started with...a mass murder. Its just another way for companies to make money off something so fucking stupid. If I sound bitter its cause I just find it stupid. Why do you have to buy candy and all this other expensive bullshit to tell someone you love them? In that case everyday should be Valentines Day. You tell someone you love them everyday! What makes today any different? Anyhow thats my vent of the day....for those who enjoy this day hope you have a good one for those who hate it just as much as I do have a good one.

Confused
First let me start by saying I wish I could figure out how to write something on my profile..Then I would like to say thank you to all the nice ppl that welcomed me here.. You have all been warm and friendly, and if I have not replied, it is because I have no idea what I am doing... With that out of the way may I add, I am just coming out of a relationship that really broke my heart.. I for sure loved the guy, but am now realizing it was never meant to be.. Until yesterday I had hoped that things would turn around, but I am facing the reality of it.. I don't want to become hard or cynical and will never give up on love and that is why I am here.. To meet new and exciting people and hope for the best.. As they say off with the old and on with the new.. Thanks everyone Lolly

It's Real
YES IT'S NOT JUST A MYTH THAT SOME PARENTS BEAT THEIR KIDS UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD IT IS REAL. JUST TAKE FOR EXAMPLE THE GIRL IN THE SONG "ALYSSA LIES". SHE WAS FRIGHTENED TO TELL THE TRUTH, GROWN UPS THAT SAW THE ABUSIVE BRUISES WERE AFRAID TO GET HIT THEMSELVES. IT NEVER ENDED AND NOBODY DID ANYTHING UNTIL THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS MURDERED BY HER DAD. IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THAT'S OK, BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME NOR IS IT ABOUT ME GETTING GLORY FOR HELPING THE KIDS. THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE CHILDREN AND YOU SHOULD PASS ON MY RIBBON IN MY PHOTOS TO HELP THEM SPREAD THE WORD THAT SOME CANNOT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY GET THREATENED OR BEAT WHEN THEY TELL ON THE PARENTS THAT HAD ENOUGH SENSE TO REPRODUCE, BUT NOT ENOUGH SENSE TO TAKE PROTECTION IN THEIR FAVOR TO NOT HAVE THE KIDS THEY BEAT UNTIL DEATH. SO I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO OTHERS JOINING THIS FIGHT AGAINST ALL FORMS OF CHILD ABUSE AND PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID TO TALK TO ME ABOUT DOING SOMETHING ELSE TO HELP THE KIDS!

Naughty
Eve clenched her legs together and dug her teeth into her fist. She fell against the wall and squeezed her eyes shut. It was hard not to be blinded by the pleasurable betrayal her body was experiencing. She unwillingly opened her eyes. She had to get out of here as soon as possible. She tried to fight it off and stumbled off the school grounds, into the dense vegetation, shutting out the rest of the world. In a patch of bright sunlight, she collapsed and breathed a sigh of relief. Her entire body dripped with salty sweat, beading along her brow and trickling down the nape of her sensitive neck. Her schoolgirl's uniform clung to her shapely body, barely covering her taut and firm bottom. Eve leaned against a tree and flicked her skirt up over her hips, exposing her sopping wet, white cotton panties. With two quick twists of her fingers the flimsy side strings came undone, exposing her most intimate parts, pouting and sparkling with juices. She watched, fascinated as her clit swelled

Unanswered Questions:t
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If it's true that we a

Freedom Of Death
Bord to death...I am but a pale lifeless ghost walking among others just like me.A moving cemetry is life,so different and unfair!but death is sullen and presnt in us all.Suppressed in others but so alive in me.Quaking in my footsteps,vibrating in each whisper.Shaking in all my thoughts...I dream of your place.Death..How easy and plane the freedom of non-existence,the reality of another dimension,the ivivd colours that sparkle in the darkness,the promise of light at the end..My spirit soars at the amage of peace from this earthly chaos.Suicied,many attempted,more failed.Diabolic,my faith to strong.Damaged spot on! Beyond glum.Hugs and tender kisses..Waiting for my angel to fetch me and peace me back together with the adhesive promise of freedom.The freedom of evalotion..Lift me up!Let the apologetic clouds gatherand envelope this broken captured soulinto the warm,beautiful FREEODM OF DEATH...

Our Mothers
OUR MOTHERS My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat a bite raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember anybody getting e.coli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of hightop Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built-in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened, because they tell us how much safer we are now.... Flunking gym was not an opti

Awesomness:
Just my gals, I'll post more blogs if people want me to publicly love them. LOL Dy@ CherryTAP HellzAngel - Get your fingers out of my pie!!!@ CherryTAP Ruby Cairo {SSDC}@ CherryTAP the M.I.L.F. ™@ CherryTAP Mrs. Wright {SSDC}@ CherryTAP Trancy@ CherryTAP

I Didnt Win, But Its Ok!
Just sayin thanks to the peeps that dont read the bulletins hehe!! I am not gonna win the Sexiest Eyes Contest, but I did wanna say THANKS TO ALL that HELPED ME!!! I was in it the whollleee time cuz of u guys, even though my computer is broke and I couldnt be around!! It should be fixed really soon!! I think hehe...so I hope to talk to u all again soon!! You guys are AWESOME!!! I have the best friends and fans!!! LUV YA ALL!! ~Cindy

Kinky Turn On Lol
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage58%Blind Folds50%Blood42%Biting25%Whips17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Angel Of Mercy
i pray to my angel of mercy save me before i hurt yet again an empty hollow being trying to take a breath in a world that is drowning i hold my breath and listen to those who are fork tongued and heed my call to play a vicious game of cat and mouse of back and forth and to and fro Play my game and u wont survive a devils wit and razored wings come play with me ill teach u to be strong to have a forked tongue of your own if u can stand the pain ill inflict on your mortal soul ill set u free breathe my last breath into your soul keeping you alive to drown out the others who wound with unnessasary lies give you clarity to keep afloat and be finally free of that which hold you down

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Also, was passt Heute und Morgan? What's going on this weekend? Need things to do! I am your ___________ and you are my __________. Together, we __________, while together we ________. Take me _____________________, for I am _________!

When I Wake Up!!!
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, I HAVE COURAGE AND HOPE. HOPE THAT THE DAY AHEAD, WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST, BUT EVERYDAY,IT'S THE SAME, IT SEEM'S EVERBODY KNOW'S MY NAME. IT'S LIKE A HAUNTING WILL NEVER STOP. I WISH MY HEAD WOULD JUST POP. EVERYDAY THE SAME OLD STRAIN, MY HOPE'S AND DREAM'S ALWAY'S SLAIN, IT JUST KEEP'S GETTING WORSE, MAYBE IT'S A CURSE. PEOPLE TREAT MME LIKE A RAT, ALL BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE FAT. SUDDENLY MY LIFE GOES DOWN, EVERYDAY I WEAR A FROWN, I SLOWLY BEGIN TO FAIL PEOPLE TAUNT ME ABOUT MY GLASSES WHAT DO I DO? WHAT CAN I SAY? THEN SUDDENLY I THINK OF YOU. YOU WHO WERE ALWAY'S THEIR FOR ME, BUT YOU NEVER EVER ANGRY AT ME, MY VERY BEST FRIEND, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE. U KNOW WHO U ARE HEHEH

Anger Management
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you manage to control your anger?" Wife: "It's simple really ... every time you get mad at me, I count to ten then go and clean the toilet bowl." Husband: "Uh? How in the world does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

What Vampire Clan Do U Blong 2?
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To? The Caitiff The clansless. Caitiffs, are a new aspect to the vampire's society. They don't have anyone to teach them Disciplines, and no one to tell them of the Traditions. This doesn't mean they don't know any Disciplines, they could very well make their own, but usually they figure out a few small tricks to a few Disciplines. Some may even group together every once in a while, but not likely. They prefer their freedom, and the will to do what they will. Caitiff are vampires with no clan to call their own. This usually ha

Navy Hymn
Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam, Until we meet once more: Here's wishing you a happy voyage home. Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry; We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray! Stand Navy, down the field, Sail set to the sky We'll never change our course So Army you steer shy-y-y-y Roll up the score Navy Anchors Aweigh Sail, Navy, down the field, And sink the Army, sink the Army gray.

~~for People Over 30 Years Of Age Only~~
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burgla

Love
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.

Seizures
For those that don't know me, I have Epilepsy Seizures and on Feb 9th I ended up being in the hospital for having multiple seizures. I had 3 seizures by the time I had gotten to the hospital by ambulance. And while I was in the hospital I had gotten sick with Bronchitus real bad which kept me in the hospital even longer that I had planned on being in for. So needless to say I was in for a whole 7 days straight and had just gotten out today on Feb.16th. I am usually on here everydayand night so if you noticed me not being being on here thats why I wasn't on here all last week.

Lindsey Haun - Broken
Wake up to a Sunny Day Not a cloud up in the sky And then it starts to rain My defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around So open and exposed But I found strenght in the struggle Face to face with my troubles When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Hittin' walls ang gettin' scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you're broken Better days are gonna find you once again Every piece will find it's place When you're broken When you're broken Wh

Thoughts Today
I sit here today, thinking of nothing, maybe I am thinking of something. Still, I feel like I have drawn a blank, and I can't go any further than I have gone. It seems like all I have or needed to say has been said, in the feeling of love, or through love. I have shared with you, my readers, if I have any left, since I dont get comments anymore. That has given me the hint, that I have nothing more to say, or the express. Yet, there is the silence before the storm, or the silence in the EYE of the storm. There is this thought that I am preparing for something more, just a feeling, probably nothing, or maybe there is something. Right now, I sit back, and remember how I felt at the moment I have put some good thoughts on here, and I have also deleted a lot of it too. since coming to YAHOO 360 I have changed many names, I was CARTOON, REZ RYDER, PEYOTE SPIRIT and now ARTISTIC WAYZ, two of the names or profiles have been deleted, and REZ RYDER is still up. I go back there to look back, and

In Honor Of Black History Month
Poet's Corner "The Creation" James Weldon Johnson Poem explanation A Negro Sermon 1 And God stepped out on space, And He looked around and said, "I'm lonely — I'll make me a world." 5 And far as the eye of God could see Darkness covered everything, Blacker than a hundred midnights Down in a cypress swamp. Then God smiled, 10 And the light broke, And the darkness rolled up on one side, And the light stood shining on the other, And God said, "That's good!" Then God reached out and took the light in His hands, 15 And God rolled the light around in His hands, Until He made the sun; And He set that sun a-blazing in the heavens. And the light that was left from making the sun God gathered up in a shining ball 20 And flung against the darkness,

To Be Or Not To Be
leather binds holding me tight kiss me and tease me all through the night ill be a good girl if you treat me mean whip me and chain me to keep me keen ice is my favour keeping my mouth so cool next comes the wax its my favourite tool drip it slowly over my body each drop a caress then tease me once more the way i love best ill entice you and please till i have had my way ill corrupt and ill tease till the break of day

Pain
i wanna run away run from the pain that haunts me everyday i wanna stop the fealings i have in side runing like a knife thru my mind i want to kill the pain i feal inside the pain you placed so deep inside i want to kill you for what youve done to me end this misery deep inside of me how can i go on liveing like this the pain rules my every breath i want to stop what youve done to me that hot knife deep inside of me i want to kill you for what youve started in me the hate that rages inside of me i want to kill you untill i cant feal no more kill this desire im hurting from the rage is tearing my heart in two distroying what i used to do this pain eats me alive each day seeing your face brings so much pain i want to tear you apart so many times show you the pain i feal inside but mind bids me to wait contain the rage for one more day wait untill the time is right then let the rage take over my mind let the rage show you what you have done let the rage come undone remove you from my s

Jealous People Make Me Sick!
I don't understand how you can say you love someone so much and treat them like shit! Why not just be happy for them that they are happy right where they're at. That may mean it's not with you, SO WHAT! GET OVER IT!!! Seriously. Last night was a freakin blast!!! Splinters was flippin packed!!! But I had TONS of fun and can't wait to do it again in a couple weeks and of course on thursday. Much love, Sarah

Modern Day Juliet Lmao Ya Ok.
Shakespeare once said that we are all actors on a stage and outr costumes are the moments of our lives. I could believe that to be true. I could analyze it to the extreme point of basing a theory upon it. I have been fashionably well exposed with my words and wisdom. But there just arent enough readers to make it an occupation. So how the fuck did Shakespeare do it? I could have written plays that would recieve golden reviews and double the count in the audience. But alone I wait, alone I site barely wanting to be noticed at all. Anyone can present a great collection of philosphies, but only few can make something of them. My words and thoughts will remain in the depths of a sea. They arent so much important. They are only feelings and emotions of a Juliet who is lost in the last skit. I feel Shakespeare wouldnt have much to say these days as our acting positions have become harsh realities.....No actor is ever what they are behind the scenes as they are on the stage. Taking thi

Do Me Hard...no Really
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are Whiskey You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

You Fell Upon Me, Like A Plague....
....weakness sweet weaknes.... yeah anyway. i hate when people tell me shit that is so disturbing it pisses me off for the rest of the day. i mean it's like you know how you should react but the anger is so vivid and just pumping so quickly that if you do react the way you want to, you'll most likely kill someone. So hence I am now an:

Men...
Why is it when a man says he wants you and needs you he really means i want to get in your pants and later you can cook me food.... such is the story of my life... no excitement when it comes to most men i know.. i guess they just cant handle a girl with lots of imagination and daring.... Shy men.... they are ones to watch... they can be very very exciting when the mood strikes them...when you get them to finally admit they do like to be adventurous... Loud obnoxious men are fun when im in the mood... but you know that half of the town will know what shannanigans you get up to together by the morning..... Married men..... Stay very very far away... these are ones that are most definately off limits....as their wives may just have guns and will travel.... Dark and brooding men.... most definately one to be wary of... i should know my ex is one.... Adventurous men... love em cause they are usually up to about anything i can dare them to do... usually with dares reciprocated...h

Nightmare
I wake to a wasteland I try to understand hates me, everyone Satan's got a gun I'm skinned by my own thoughts raped by every God left with everything feeling so lonely I'm haunted every time I fuckin close my eyes I feel the evil force eaten at my rotten corpse I break down in dismay crumble and decay worst of this monstrosity is that this is fuckin reality Wake me up or I'll lose my mind this nightmare's draining me inside terrified to close my eyes this nightmare makes me wanna die When will I wake? I wake in boiling sweat dream will I forget actions I do regret erase then smear with shit I flee from nothing there possessed by, if I care attempt to run away manage to burn and pray I fall an endless pit and loving every bit further that I go escape this Hell I know smashed down on 10 foot spikes shoved deeper with her might I bleed cold in despair yet she doesn't fuckin care

Music/lyrics 12
"Out Of Control" With her high heel against the wall Kind of dancing, though not at all She had stockings running up to her thighs Snaps her fingers to keep the time From the back of the room I saw her there I said she wants to be alone and I shouldn't dare But then she noticed me glance at her I had no choice but to dance with her [Chorus] The lights that move sideways and up and down The beat takes you over and spins you round Our hearts steady-beating, the sweat turns to cold We're slaves to the DJ and out of control I watched her feet move, her hips they sway Does a hair flip then starts to say Oh, my God, it's my favorite song I pull her close and she sings along We can't slow down even if we tried If the record keeps spinning so will I She likes disco and tastes like a tear Tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near [Chorus] We've got nowhere to go, we've got nothing to prove Instead of dancing alone, I should be dancing with you

Appreciate This One, Rotfl!!!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She

Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2007
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world

I Can't Help It
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands As far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"

Bored
So anyway, I got on here today thinking it would be a great distraction, I've been on here 10 min. and now my head hurts. I just don't understand why everyone is complaining about paying for this or doing that. if you don't like it don't do it... there are more important things to worry about in life. Okay done with that rant now.....

My Last Breath
Hold on to me love You know I can't stay long All I wanted to say was I love you and I'm not afraid Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms Holding my last breath? Safe inside myself Are all my thoughts of you Sweet rapture and life, It ends here tonight. I'll miss the winter A world of fragile things Look for me in the white forest Hiding in a hollow tree I know you hear me, I can taste it in your tears. Holding my last breath Safe inside myself Are all my thoughts of you. Sweet rapture and life, It ends here tonight. Closing your eyes You pray your dreams will leave you here, But still you wake and know the truth - No one's there. Say goodnight, don't be afraid Calling me, holding me, as you fade to black. (say goodnight) holding my last breath (don't be afraid) safe inside myself (holding me) are my thoughts of you Sweet rapture and life, It ends here tonight.

All Out Of Love
I'm lying alone with my head on the phone Thinking of you till it hurts I know you hurt too but what else can we do Tormented and torn apart I wish I could carry your smile in my heart For times when my life seems so low It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know (chorus) I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right, believing for so long I'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say I was so wrong I want you to come back and carry me home Away from these long, lonely nights I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too? Does the feeling seem oh, so right? And what would you say if I called on you now And said that I can't hold on? There's no easy way, it gets harder each day Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone (chorus) Ooh, what are you thinking of What are you thinking of What are you thinking of What are you thinking of (repeat chorus)

Sex Facts
Yes I am taken, but these were interesting: Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (Notice how it says AVERAGE) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN PENIS SIZE AND SHOE SIZE, HAND SIZE, OR NOSE SIZE. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% pre

My Day, Thus Far....
everything's running smoothly in it's own way. i'm bummed. i'm having pains. doing pushups to stay awake. listening to dumbasses from two media's(he he). g.f.'s being an a.w. i'm tired of living a lie. tired of lying to myself, saying i'm happy. knowing i can never really be. if i ever am, i usually pay with a cataclysmic upset. why lie. for a sense of false hope. you know... the usual. yep... smooth as silk.

My Desire.
BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN Three, two, one and now it has begun The burning sky is but the beginning Of what has to be done. Eradicate, annialate, dessimate. This foresaken world will be so easy to take The true purpose of destruction is hidden within A massive constalation of lost souls. Never again to taste the sweetness of lIfe. Forever to suffer a meaningless plight. The Mother's carcass burnt and soar. Those who survive will surely die Of starvation and sorrow. Deep will be the wounds hatred will cut into Society. That is only the start. You will know fear As it is plunged deep into you heart. Now come! The burning must start. BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN We will show the celestial thieves The true meaning of fire. The gates are open, so now come. They are burnt and scared with our desire. Where once he has failed we wil gain with fire. There is no time left, it's too late to turn back So much pain and suffering is to be had Now

Musik 1
"Santa Carla Twilight" Watch the moonrise tonight The ocean looms past bonfires alight I am a stranger in this place And when I see you, I can't turn away Under this beach lie pirate bones We stand above them, at long last alone There's something different in your heart You're not afraid of the darkness within us all And we kiss, in the Santa Carla twilight On the beach, under a Santa Carla moon I am lost - but I've found you in my arms And my heart is blacker than the dark ocean Eternity... belongs to us Eternally... lasts our love If you want forever close your eyes and surrender to me Just remember today was the last that you'll ever see the sun In Santa Carla Hear the song of night tide It's been ages since I felt this alive At long last I've found you and it ends The loneliness we feel that they could never understand And in this land beyond the dusk A consummation of unholy love Between two children of the night As all time dissolves into a cr

The Branding
Friday night was set as the date I was to receive Master David's brand. I had been counting the days on my calendar, marking them with an X. I was thrilled, excited and nervous. We had discussed this for several years, and I was happy to be finally making this sort of "commitment" to him. I prepared carefully, shaving... doing my hair and nails... with shaking hands. Master had brought in a man who is experienced in branding, and had specially designed one with MDs "crest" on it. The size of the brand is small, about ² of an inch. We had agreed that it would be placed on my upper inner right thigh. I wont go into all the boring technical stuff about his preparations, but only say that there are MANY safety precautions, sterilizations etc... The best part is the actual scene that took place. First, Master brought me into the room wearing nothing but my collar and cuffs. The man was sitting by the fire sipping a glass of wine, and he didn't speak to me. I was cuffed to Masters chain

The Kiss
Tremble before me....... See my hands tremble as the scent of your fear entrances my senses......... Sensual overload has come at last. Pray little one for your time now grows short........ The hunter of man has risen. Trust your god if you must but where is this god as you cry? Will he unleash his rage on the child he helped create? I think not for he feeds from now your impending fear Take my hand Feel my kiss. There is no pain Only pleasure in the touch I bring Come let me free you from a world of hypocrites and fools. For only I can release you from this your hell. Nixy 2005

Having Fun At Belles This Weekend
Hope everyone has a good weekend. Think about me getting some shoots and videos done this weekend. we crashed early tonight so we can get up bright and early and get started. hugs and kisses..Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie for 5 yrs Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Saturday 2/24/07
Not much going on yet again today lol, just going to be spending most of the day updating my cherry stash and other things and open up my chat room later this evening. Hope everyone has a cherrilicious day!

That Kiss
Still remember the night, first night, Late walk, tired walk on the beach, First walk, full moon, after midnight… Our walk, holding hands, Sea foam, gliding waves reaching our feet, Frozen sands… Still remember the kiss, first kiss… Remember the place you used to walk every day- The park, the hill with the trees… Still feel the kiss -the first, in the park with the trees by the lake, Reflecting my memories… You told me about that little mystery On the panoramic background of history… Four days, things we did, more then few… Air ticket, I wish I’d stay, I miss you… I am falling for you… “I’m flattered” he says I am dreaming of you- “Thank you, I guess…” The chills are crippling all over my neck “Please, don’t say you love me ‘cause I can’t say it back! ” Your heart, feelings, love, all the rest- Rejected, didn’t pass the test- Contaminated, goes to the dump supple “…we wouldn’t make a great couple…” Or “I don’t want to pursue A partnership with you

Saturday
Another boring saturday. I am still coughing pretty bad. Thank god for TV shows released on DVD. It gives me a life. Pretty Sad huh? Spring break is coming up and I am doing absolutely nuffin. I have a paper to write for the 3rd. I also have a ton of Dr's appts coming up. I see the dermatologist monday to have him look at a few mole that look cancerous. The one on my face is goin, I am so happy. I have always hated it. So thats the Life Department. The love department..not really sure lol. Oh yeah I changed my name for now since i feel like the plague...tainted and all! Anyhow Smile Friendly people. You woke up this morning!! and Your Still alive! Is something wrong, she said Well of course there is Youre still alive, she said Oh, and do I deserve to be Is that the question And if so...if so...who answers...who answers... I, oh, Im still alive Hey i, oh, Im still alive Hey i, but, Im still alive Yeah i, ooh, Im still alive Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

The Submissives Creed
I will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. I realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and I from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. I will not try to manipulate my Master. I will not push to make a scene go the way I feel it should. I will keep an open mind about trying things that I am not accustomed to or comfortable with and expanding my limits. I will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being. I will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master , and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. I will not allow myself to be harmed or abused, I know that submissive does not equal "doormat". I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been I will take the time to help those new to the scene start

Wow!
Bus driver's quick thinking saves little girl by KY3 News View video SPRINGFIELD -- City Utilities of Springfield hails one of its bus drivers as a hero for running into a busy street after a 3-year-old girl. Security cameras on the city bus captured the moment last Tuesday when the toddler got off and started walking straight into moving traffic on Sunshine Street. Chris Leslie dashed out the bus door and grabbed the girl just as a truck screeched to a stop in front of them. "I saw she was going to go. I have a girl that age and I know what they can do. I hit the horn and saw she wasn't going to stop, so I undid my seat belt and got out as fast as I could. Luckily I grabbed her in time," said Leslie. The girl's mother was pushing another child in a stroller and had warned the child to wait for her. Leslie says he's just glad he was at the right place at the right time. When he got home from work that day, he says the first thing he did was hug his 2-ye

Genetic Vampires
Genetic Vampires are similar to Inheritor Vampires. In fact, the term Inheritor is correctly applied to Genetics as well. The difference being, true Inheritors must be born into the lifestyle and inherit their Vampiric abilities and attributes from someone in their family; although it may be several generations removed. Genetics are thought of more as having their chromosomes altered and being carriers of the genes, which are usually transmitted by birth or infection. It is generally believed that real Vampirism stems from an altered physical state, which is influenced by an original viral infection or other deficiency, such as body chemistry, altering due to some form of extreme mutagen. As with Night-timers, It is believed that the infecting virus for Genetics was a much weaker strain than that which infected Bornes. In most cases the modern view is that a virus which alters the immune system to produce longer life, greater physical strength, faster healing of an injured or othe

The Templars And Their Myths.
The Skull and Cross bones have long been known to have Masonic connections. It was commonly used as a symbol on Masonic Grave sites in the past. The Skull and Crossbones, Masonic or not point out to us all, our own mortality and eventual death. This image of mortality was believed to figure in Templar ritual. Now while this claim in and of itself seems quite believable, one of the legends of how it came to be is not. It is well known that the order of the Templars were monastic in nature and therefore forbidden to have involvement with women (see Templar Rule of Order). The legend of the Skull of Sidon states that one Templar knight had a relationship with a woman who died. He dug up the woman's corpse and consummated their relationship resulting in a most grisly birth nine months later. 'A great lady of Maraclea was loved by a Templar, A Lord of Sidon; but she died in her youth, and on the night of her burial, this wicked lover crept to the grave, dug up her body and violated it.

Been Awhile
I thought I could do a blog entry more often than this..but yet I could not think of anything interesting to say. There are some that say I'm NOT interesting anyway! haha. But just like my diaries as a kid I could never keep up with them ,didnt have anything to say. I wasnt pretty or the ugliest girl..I didnt have the hot football player after me ...I wasnt getting into trouble ...etc. In fact I threw them away as I got older ,cause they were so stupid! I'm just now learning how to make these web pages. We shall see how this all goes. Maybe I'll meet more cool people, and someone will actually come by and look.

Yet Another...
i want to shine again... glow from every inch, shimmer from the top of my head. i feel so dull. it's as if i've lost myself again. i once thought i held the world. i was sadly mistaken... those deep claws take hold of me and drag me, screaming... into a place the sun never sees. my words are so simple, so forced. i'm not used to being so trite. i've shoved myself so far away. and everything stays so unreachable, so unattainable. that glowing light will burn out if i'm not careful.

Deceptions End
As she falls to his beck and call, She looks around, not knowing what to do, Why does she jump at his command? she is only known to be sad and blue, He has raised and lowered her self esteem, A constant journey through his spiraling ways, Does he even know what he is doing to her? As he see's it, To the end she will pay, Her deception caused by controlling anger within him, A rage so fierce, respect is no longer displayed, He justifys rudness with her own actions, This man's heart, she shouldn't have played, As tears fall from her eyes, sounds of regret are known, But his heart is cold, and with neverending pain, He's close to the end, by saying it's over, Shedding a few tears, He'll never forgive her again, As her heart aches, to belong to him again, Over a cliff her body soon goes, Twisted and mangled with debree and no sound, Her last word's "I love you", but he will never know Written by : Azalia

Always Wear Underwear
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Sunday 2/25/07
Just another quiet day here, I'm just going to be updating my CT page again today. I'm hoping to eventually make other friends on here as well. Everyone be sure to tune into Crush FM on Wednesday morning from 6 a.m.-9a.m. eastern time and listen to DJ Cracker as she goes live for the very first time!

Cover Me With Cobwebs
cover me with cobwebs Tonight let it be tenderness for I am broken, and my soul is shattered touch me with your hands wrap me in silence and let me bleed tonight pain is like the ocean moonlight surf washing over me swept away - dissolving in the foam pain in beauty, beauty of pain I cannot see any longer make me safe echoes of my heart drifting across distances my soul is calling softly, cover me with cobwebs gently, lay me to rest whisper - tonight you are safe one to another tenderness in pain always we are safe

Desquamation Leads To Love Making
Desquamation* leads to love making Sometimes we make love in the shower. Skin cells float in the body's stratosphere. A sexy dandruff getting sucked in. After the rain, the ozone. Zone of O. Natural rather than sensual and arousing. The smell of wet bark, moss, and leaves. The smell of topsoil and professionalism. Of empowerment and salt sea breezes. Sometimes we make love in the shower. Soap and water. Sex is one percent inspiration ninety-nine percent body odour. The B.O.-zone is responsible for the so called pheromones Using sex as a weapon is considered unfair. Sleeping your way into the upper levels of the atmosphere will result in a breakdown of theory. Sometimes we make love in the shower. Sloughing is one of the seven deadly means of seduction. Pores are holes in the self. Humans have misplaced the codebook. Mother's milk is flavoured with vanilla extract. Permission has been granted to bottle human sexuality in crystal. Matin

No More Me Pt 7
NO MORE ME PT7 why am i strapped to this hospital bed? "first your eyes, then your skin we will make you feel.. born agian.. no more me my friend" a shiny scalpel is in the masters hand his wife has got the jars for blood, she keeps one near i fear for my life, no more me i fear there will be no more me at all is this goodbye sweet life... ahhhhh...scalpel cuts, eyelids drop into a jar...im crying blood fingers pull my eyeballs out... scissors snap...i bleed alot they set my eyes into this puppets head and still my eyes can see, im looking back.. at my self and what i see is not more me at all i have no eyes my veins...feel...like worms drying in the sun...this takes too long stripping skin from all my bones pain too strong...my senses they go numb all of my blood is now in little jars i should be dead by now, but i am still i am still alive inside my eyes

Unconscious Imagery
He didn't understand the dream The images seemed random The Sea The Storm The dark shadow looming beneath the surface It obviously signified danger but for who? From where? The questions nagged throughout the morning In the shower While he ate his Fruit Loops As he read the newspaper he scanned for signs of impending doom He found nothing Then he left the house and everything went to Hell The fender bender on the way to the office The clients who were stupid or assholes or in about half the cases stupid assholes About lunchtime it hit him That dark, dangerous thing was him His rage was fast approaching the surface when it broke through no one was safe Pt 2 What is real? What is not? I feel, no I know, I have been here before Am I dreaming or is this a second chance? Could I be one of the rare few who get a new start to an old life? Pt 3 Lately I dream of the past Sort of It's a different

Rude People On Ct?
well, I guess it's finally happened, there are enough people on here now that there are bound to be some nasty ones that clique together and gang up on people. When I joined here originally, there were ess than 200,000 people registered on cherrytap. Now, there are over 700,000. I made my first mum today and got an introduction to the nastier side of cherrytap. I knew it would happen. I knew the grownup atmosphere of the site could only be a facade. Check out my mums if you'd like to see the action LOL :D

She Won't Cry
You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry. © Andi 25 February 2007

~~god Bless The Italians~~
Note: this joke in no way resembles any Old Italians I know!! The Amazing Italian A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." The salesman bought a ticket & sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause & the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders. 15 years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, 3 coconuts were placed on the table.The Italian stood

Wait And Bleed
"Wait and Bleed" I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander over where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Goodbye! I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I can't control my shakes How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong... I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander over where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed... Get outta my head cuz I don't need this Why I didn't I see this? I'm a victim - Manchurian candidate I have sinned by just Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wand

Asked Dr. Scott He Is No Dr Phill
So tell me, Janelle," asked Dr. Scott, "in your own words, what do you think the problem is!?!" Janelle, with her head down, looked furtively over at her husband, Kurt who was sitting silently in the chair next to hers! "Don't look at Kurt," the doctor admonished her, "he doesn't have the answer, we want to hear your side of the story, so come on now, speak up, that's what we're all here for!!!" "Uh, well," Janelle began slowly, "it's just that he doesn't ever listen to me, or take me seriously, I'm just there to make sure everything goes his way and make sure I don't rock the boat!!!" Up until now Kurt had been sitting quietly, but that was too much, so he interjected, "Now wait a minute, Jan, you know that's not true, I respect your opinion, and you know it!!!" "Hold it Mr. Dobson," the doctor rejoined, "you'll get your chance to give your side of it, but right now Janelle gets to speak without interruption!!!" "Well, okay," he growled, "but she's not telling you the

Political Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside Washington DC. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up? "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."

Semi-trucks
These are pictures of semi-trucks that have their trailers painted to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back. There are 7 pictures in all.

Because You Care.
I burped and it burned. It burned with the heat of a thousand suns. You see, it's things like this that people don't really care about. You don't need to tell the entire planet every last bit of boring minutia about your day. Stop it. Or I shall burp on you.

Hold On
Dear friend, I know times are hard and you are on your guard The bony hands of fate have filled you with such hate Just hold on for one more day things will go your way What is life, but soft desires and that which we wish to acquire Things which we can not escape we must learn to reshape Just hold on for one more day things will go your way There are times we go astray from our destined pathway But do not show concern for in life we must learn Just hold on for one more day things will go your way So stand up straight and tall and walk down life's hall Please try to never forget life we should never regret Just hold on for one more day things will go your way

Loving You
Loving you is so hard I just keep taking this pain I love you so much I hurt when you do I hate this pain I live through it all I stand through it all Because I love you You're still everything to me Even though you've hurt me I feel I have to stand strong Because if I don't Who will? And if I don't stand tall If I don't take it all Then I'd be all alone And that'd be the worst

5am
5 in the morning I still sit here I keep on thinking Just why am I here? I sit here thinking What am I doing? My life has been hell I just hate to yell I can't stand being alone I want you here If you were around I wouldn't be crying I'm trying so hard To change the bad But the good sometimes is lost And that is just sad It won't matter all that much If I try to sleep Because when I leave I know I will weep

Scared
I'm scared And I know just why It's because I've cared And I hate to see you cry I wish someone was there To take away your pain But that really ain't happening And I hate myself for that I'm sure you know Just how I feel You're about all I have And I still love you I promise you this Whatever else happens I can never stop loving And I am sure I never will

Very Special Delivery
VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY May the Lord open up the windows of heaven and pour you a blessing that you will not have room enough to receive it all. May the Lord bless you exceedingly and abundantly, above all you could ever hope for. May the Lord bless you that you may walk in a financial overflow. May you fall in love with HIM, our Lord and Savior for the rest of your days in the Name of Jesus. Amen! Let's just see Satan stop this one. All you do is...Send this on!

13 Reasons To Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in sc

Your Song
So, we all have that one song that speaks to us. The one song that is all about who and what we are. I thought I had mine, until recently. I heard a song on the radio and it spoke to me. Everything I think and feel at that moment, put into words with a catchy little tune for all to hear. Yeah so I didnt write it, but I may as well have. So this song has become rather important to me. Just thought I would share. I blogged it. I stashed it. I have become obsessed with it. in the light of the sun, is there anyone? oh it has begun... oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed, this world you must've crossed...you said... you don't know me, you don't even care, you don't know me, you don't wear my chains... essential and appealed, carry all your thoughts across an open field, when flowers gaze at you...they're not the only ones who cry when they see you you said... you don't know me, you don't even care, you don't know me, you don't wear my chains.

My Mood
My mood is like a cloudy noon Waiting for the sun, Or like a sailing ship that can't Set sail without the tide. I fidget in my emptiness, Not knowing where to run; Yet when you're near I can't explain What's going on inside. It's too bad feelings swim so deep, Too deep for anyone To grasp them as they squiggle through And take them for a ride

Passion
Passion may remain a gift, But love is not for free. To love and be loved two must give, Or love is not to be. Love is a decision made Not once, but every day. Two must move to set aside The mountains in the way. Two must act to take apart The walls of me and you, Just as in the act of love One's joy brings joy to two. Just as love's pure ecstasy Makes others' joys our own, Just so will love in daily life Make sweet green fields of stone

The Eye Of God
Can you imagine looking through a telescope into space and God is looking back in the other end of the telescope? NASA CALLS IT THE EYE OF GOD This was entirely too cool not to share! This is a real picture....... THIS IS A PICTURE NASA TOOK WITH THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE. IT IS SIMPLY CALLED "THE EYE OF GOD." JUST TOO AWESOME TO DELETE. I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH SHARING

Actually...
Jax was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in a field ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com The weirdest place I've ever had sex was in the Ripley's Believe it or Not museum in N'awlins during Mardi Gras. But, I don't think that's an option for these quizzes, lol.

Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ****** ******************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ********************* ***************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the opti

Psalm 23
Psalm 23 This is an eye opener... Some probably never thought nor looked at this Psalm in this way... even though they say it over and over again. The Lord is my Shepherd That's Relationship! I shall not want That's Supply! He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. That's Rest! He leadeth me beside the still waters. That's Refreshment! He restoreth my soul That's Healing! He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness. That's Guidance! For His name sake That's Purpose! Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. That's Testing! I will fear no evil. That's Protection! For Thou art with me That's Faithfulness! Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me, That's Discipline! Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies. That's Hope! Thou anointest my head with oil, That's Consecration! My cup runneth ov

Eerie
This is freaky, interesting and scary all in one! Read down to the very bottom, you don't want to miss this! VERY INTERESTING - 1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6 Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon, saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive i

I Want To Know
Subject OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...... Body: OK SO YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know every thing about each other. You are obviously on my list, let me know with whom I am friends! It's really easy, JUST HIT REPLY....thanks! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Colour: 6. Favorite Music: 7. Sweet or Mischievous: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap? 2. Why did you add me? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me that I had a right to know? n 5. Rate yourself out of 10 as a person and explain why? 6. Would you give me the kiss of life if I was pretending 2 die? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me if I was sick? 9. What do I

"the Paintbrush"
I keep my paintbrush with me Wherever I may go, In case I need to cover up So the real me doesn't show. I'm so afraid to show you me, Afraid of what you'll do - that You might laugh or say mean things I'm afraid I might lose you I'd like to remove all my paint coats To show you the real, true me, But I want you to try and understand, I need you to accept what you see. So if you'll be patient and close your eyes, I'll strip off all my coats real slow. Please understand how mush it hurts To let the real me show. Now my coats are all stripped off. I feel naked, bare, and cold, And if you still love me with all that you see, You are my friend, pure as gold. I need to save my paintbrush, though, And hold it in my hand, I want to keep it handy In case someone doesn't understand. So please protect me, my dear friend And thanks for loving me true, Now please let me keep my paintbrush with me Until I love me too.

Make Me..
your kisses reign over me your smile lights my heart your touch leaves me wanting your eyes have me drowning your laugh has me smiling your body has me craving take me and lead me to you to kiss and caress dont leave me standing here alone and wanting make me yours make me smile make me laugh take me and do what you will to me make me call your name make me give you my heart

Check Out The Generosity Of Lawyers
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also sho

The Next Time Someone Needs You ... Just Be There. Stay.
I found this on someones 360 page and liked it A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff member

The Routine
10. In any given moment of silence - by me, from me, of me - I am singing a song or playing music to myself in my head. Always. My head is a loud venue full of riffs, beats and soul-piercing lyrics. 9. I will not/cannot order beer after first drinking liquor, cocktails, etc. I think it's bad luck as I view it as a step down rather than a step up. I can order beer first and then upgrade to the hard stuff, but not the other way around. What am I, a heathen?! 8. When sitting down to eat, I have to arrange my silverwear properly. Fork on the left, knife and spoon on the right with the knife to the left of the spoon (teeth facing in towards the plate). I blame Knife & Fork School for this. I'm the only 24 year old Female I know who knows what an ice cream fork is and how to use one. My mother's so proud. 7. My daily bathroom routine is worse than a man's! Once in the shower, it's shampoo, condition, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, Noxema, rinse, dry off. After the shower, it's floss,

Magenta Falls
Eager to feel him she moves closer to the falls Soon she stood beneath them Tiny drops of water kiss her lips Forming tiny little rivers that flow over gentle curves to valleys which promise treasures untold Closing her eyes she calls to him...... No voice is heard They are beyond those things which bind the others For in freedom comes awareness In a moments time she senses him If every there was a time to run she could not find it She craved him with a hunger not explained Like a summer storm he came to her A steel arm pulling her along his length Causing a sweet moan to escape as she arched into his heated touch A shiver raced from spine to toes as he traced a path along her pulse with his tongue - tasting her need Her body igniting into a thousand little fires in which she could not control Palms flat her nails sought anchoring in his flesh as he pushed farther "Let me love you" whispered softly Nixy

Resolutions For Avoiding Misery.
Choose to LOVE ~ rather than HATE. Choose to SMILE ~ rather than FROWN. Choose to BUILD ~ rather than DESTORY. Choose to PERSEVERE ~ rather than QUIT. Choose to PRAISE ~ rather than GOSSIP. Choose to HEAL ~ rather than WOUND. Choose to GIVE ~ rather than GRASP. Choose to ACT ~rather than DELAY. Choose to FORGIVE ~rather than CURSE. Choose to PRAY ~ rahter than DESPAIR.

I Do Care
Lets say A new person moves in next to you and you decide hey I want to be friends with them so you go to the store and you buy Oh I don't know candy and a gift set of coffee mugs and you bring it to them and say hey how are you this is from me I wanted to make a friend, cool said the other person ..the next weekend your out cleaning your car and the person you gave that gift to is having a yard sale and out front where everyone can see is the gift you gave them...hello fuck head you don't fuck with peoples feelings unless you don't have any to begin with so yes I do care if I made the morph you selfish fuck head, oh yeah all that comment bombing might just fuck up your seeming less then expensive computer better call dell support maybe they will put you on hold...go fuck yourself ..

Got Caught
yea was just minding my own business chilling playing beer pong with a few friends not makeing any noise. and the campus safety guy walks right in and says ok i see ur having a beer pong party and ur all busted how much BS is that. seriously the people next door didnt kno we were partying. wtf let me know what yall think i should do when i have my hearing at school about it?

Alone Hates Walk
walking alone with the dead, no i cant see a thing, feeling gone from my soul. i won't take in the good times, free i don't seem to be, with every breath i keep on making the same mistakes. tortured i seem to be, keep the light of your destruction shinnning through my soul. i will fade into the peices of the shattering moon shadow's hate.

Topless Wife Photo Ends Man's Pole Protest
This is hilarious: BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife -- who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box. Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have his 15-month conviction for fraud overturned by squatting in his tiny cubicle atop a converted television mast. He told Reuters in a telephone interview last week that he wanted a new trial. His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough.

Hillary!!
Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it." --Conan O'Brien "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan . Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk.

The Healers
i lay here in white waiting for the time when i am surrounded by healers they will take me to the place of steel they promise to take away my pain they promise to heal my broken body but cant mend my broken heart slowly counting i will fall asleep and the healers will start they will cut out the growing invader and try not to make me less than what i am a woman, scared and unsure a unbearable pain will greet me when i awake telling me i am still alive if i wake to feel no more pain and see darkness surrounding me i will know he has come i wait for the pain and not the dark i have too much left to give too much to left to do so i will lay in waiting for the healers to mend my broken body but not my broken heart

Scene Questionnaire
Scene Questionnaire, by Sir Viktor The following is a list of activities in the BDSM scene. It can be used by both the Dominant (male or female) and the Submissive (female) to interview each other, and see what level both are at. It is also used to find commonality. Place a check next to each box which you can relate to the most. If confused, go to the next one, and come back when finished with the rest. Answer each question honestly. Where it says "Yes/No" = means whether you've experienced that type of activity before. Put "Y" for yes or "N" for no. Rating scale for checklist: 0 = Don't ever ask me to do this. 1 = I don't want to do this activity, but wouldn't object if it was asked of me. 2 = I'm willing to do this activity, but it has no real appeal for me. 3 = I usually like doing this activity, at least on an occasional basis. 4 = I love doing this activity, and would like to experience it on a regular basis. 5 = I love this activity it makes me "hot", and would

A White Rose
I wrote this for an Angel I know! A White Rose... The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Negril Ati Weekend
NEGRIL ATI WEEKEND Place: Negril, Jamaica Pick Your Dates: August 1- 6 2007 Comments: Negril, Jamaica is considered to be the hottest party island in the world. There are over 14 parties over a six day period. With the beach, the beer, and the bikinis you will NEVER get bored.

Windows
this proves im in the wrong line f work windows is quite possibly the most pain in the ass program on the planet and yet 85-90 percent of users run the os because it has the highest software compatability yet the shit crash a lot and is easy to screw up using software that is supposed to fix things this is a gold mine build shit that doesen't work right get paid a small fourtune I want in weres the contract

~~why Are We At War~~
> > > Subject: Don't close your blinds > > > Don't Close Your Blinds > > The other day, my nine-year-old son wanted to know why we were at war My > husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were > in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and > defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a > good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my > son to go stand in our front living room window. > > He said "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" > > "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. > > "OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United > States of America and you are President Bush." > > Our son giggled and said "OK." > > "Now, look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this > block is a different country," my husband said. > > "OK Dad, I'm pretending." > > "Now I want you to stand th

10 Rules Cybersex Lmao
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one

Did Lestat Really Write This #4
Rules, rules, rules. They always wind up talking about rules. And I love to break the rules the way mortals like to smash their crystal glasses after a toast against the bricks of the fireplace. But enough about the others. The point is-this is my book from start to finish. Let me speak now of the dreams that had come to trouble me in my wanderings. With Claudia, it was almost a haunting. Just before my eyes would close each dawn, I'd see her beside me, hear her voice in a low and urgent whisper. And sometimes I'd slide back over the centuries to the little colonial hospital with its rows of tiny beds where the orphan child had been dying. Behold the sorrowful old doctor, potbellied and palsied, as he lifts the child's body. And that crying. Who is crying? Claudia was not crying. She slept as the doctor entrusted her to me, believing me to be her mortal father. And she is so pretty in these dreams. Was she that pretty then? Of course she was. "Snatching me from mortal ha

Wednesday 3/7/07
Not alot going on today just hanging out in the Crush FM room and still trying to get myself out of the sad mood that I'm in due to my online sister's cancer diagnosis, but I'm doing a bit better with that. Anyway, I'm glad that it is finally starting to warm up here, although it's still a bit chilly. Well hope everyone has a great day.

My Seduction Style (didn't Know I Had One Of These Either)
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

Beer Contains Female Hormones:
I received the following humor foreward from a friend, and it started me thinking (and gave me a smile). I *know* the friend. He laughed because he think that these stereotypes are based on truth about the majority if women, and considers exceptions to be atypical. I laughed because I find the idea of these stereotypes to be common enough to be funny, but not common enough in my experiences to be stereotypical except in movies, on tv, and in jokes like these. In fact, when I think about them, there's a childish hostility in them, a sense of trying to put down women because our current society has emasculated men culturally so much. (that's a different essay/thought). Anyway, I present you with... Beer contains female hormones: Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contain

Just A Note To All!
Hey everyone!It's 8:45pm central time here in Alabama and what am I doing?I'm in cherry tap!!!This is a cool place.Well at least I'm not fresh meat anymore,Hummmmmm I don't know I kinda like that titel,lol,but once I move up some more i get to play more,or at least I think?Anyway I hope everyone who sees this have a great night,and I'll catch ya later!

Funny Joke 2
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

Reflections
Mirrored images... reflections on the wall. Time with all it's wisdom... changes not our lives. Silhouettes of pain... flash before our eyes. Days of time gone by... things that went awry. Reflections... on the wall... mirrored images... Reflections of life.

More Irish Humor
The confessional A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The

Geniuses In Florida!
I guess it's a long Winter down there. . Man Burns Genitals in 'Jackass' Stunt By Associated Press March 8 2007, 7:23 AM EST EAU CLAIRE, Wis. -- Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said. According to the complaint: Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more

Friend Test !
FRIEND TEST ! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you

Bursting!
Wow My Heart Is Bursting. I'm So Glad!! This Is How I Know It's Real! Cuz I Feel The Way I Feel. He Makes My Heart Feel Soft And Light. I Think Of Him And Know It's Right. I Love You Cantrell Thank You For Being The Man In My Life.

The Seven Clans
For uncountable centuries, the clans ruled the nights. The greatest human kingdoms were but playthings to these so-called Kindred. Their power was matched only by their arrogance -- until the coming of the fires of the Inquisition. Vulnerable for the first time, seven of these clans united to govern the rest. They called themselves the Camarilla The Seven Clans Brujah Gangrel Malkavian Nosferatu Toreador Tremere Ventrue

Lasombra
The Lasombra clan has fallen from grace - and its members enjoy it. Simultaneously graceful and predatory, the Lasombra guide - and, when necessary, whip - the Sabbat into an implacable force. Turning their backs upon the humans they once were, Lasombra give themselves wholly over to the dark majesty of the Embrace. Murder, frenzy, predation: Why fear these things, many Lasombra ask, if one is meant to be a vampire? In contrast to the Tzimisce, though, Lasombra generally seek not to reject all things mortal, but to shape them for their own pleasure. The Lasombra have been involved with the Church since its inception, and some Kindred whisper that the clan was instrumental in the spread of the Christian faith. In modern nights, however, Lasombra have turned their backs on that divine institution. There are exceptions, of course, but for the most part, Clan Lasombra bears only contempt for the notion of salvation. In fact, the Lasombra brought many of the Church's rites and rituals in

Don't Disturb This Groove By The System
I'm in Heaven Pay attention are you listening You're my favorite girl Excuse me for the moment I'm in another world On a mountain by a fountain Flowers blooming everywhere With Venus and Cupid The picture's very clear Hang the sign upon the door say don't disturb this groove Just a way to say that I'm so into you And the feelings so real don't disturb this groove Erotic whispers for the listener Let the music fill the air Excuse me for the momemnt I'm at a lost for words By election, sheer perfection As if these eyese would care Your heart is in the right place So don't you go and change Baby over and over The passion starts again You're my lollipops and everything You're my little taste of sin Causing fire and desire in this mortal soul to live Till the angels fall from Heaven And the day the earth stands still Hang a sign upon the door it says don't disturb this groove Just a way to say that I'm so into you And the feeli

California
California, 1850 Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. Basically, it was just like California today, except the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.

Personality Man Im Wacko
DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:ModerateSchizoid Disorder:HighSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:HighBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Disorder:HighDependent Disorder:HighObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --

Grandmother Spider Steals The Sun
Grandmother Spider Steals the Sun (Cherokee) In the beginning there was only blackness, and nobody could see anything. People kept bumping into each other and groping blindly. They said, "What this world needs is light." Fox said he knew some people on the other side of the world who had plenty of light, but they were too greedy to share it with the others. Possum said he would be glad to steal a little of it. "I have a bushy tail;” he said. “I can hide the light inside all that fur." Then he set out for the other side of the world. There he found the sun hanging in a tree and lighting everything up. He sneaked over to the sun, picked out a tiny piece of light, and stuffed it in his tail. But the light was to hot and burned all the fur off. The people discovered his theft, and took back the light, and ever since, Possum's tail has been bald. "Let me try,” said Buzzard. “I know better than to hide a piece of stolen light in my tail. I'll put it on my head." He flew to

Tick Tock
The clock ticks quietly .. haunting........ reminding She covers her head with a pillow , to drown out the noise Time to face another day Leaving the warmth of her bed behind... she frowned slightly A few moment more and moments and she stood before the mirror The image before her causing the threat of tears Beauty they say........... Were they seeing the things that she could see? A gentle sigh and she turns away Another day................... The clock ticks all alone. Nixy

Fucking Usc!!!
So Bad News...Cougs Lost. They Put Up A Good Fight Tho...I Gotta Give Em That There Was A Couple Of Times When We Got Ahead Or just There...Holy Shit They Kept Hittin Those Three Pointers Like They Were NOTHING!! UGH...Well I hope The Beaves Win Against USC Tonite. LEast We'll STill Have A Chance To Be Seated At Least 4th!

It's The Weekend!!!
Hey all!!!!!It's Saturday and I'm not doing nuffin,but playing on the puter,and listening to music.I hope everyone is having a great weekend!I want to play and still can't find anyone around.

Geek Ramblings
I've had some nice geeky moments going on lately. I've finally been able to break out the 90's edition Trivial Pursuit after a few years. It's just been sitting in my guest room. I recently had some dinner guests who thought it would be fun to play. :) While I was away on business in Hartford, CT, I picked up a game for BZero called Morgan's Revenge. It's a 'pirate' gambling games that uses little metal dubloons and a spinner/top. I've also been reading a bunch of new comics. I bought the newest She-Hulk (I've become a real Shulkie addict lately) and the new Franklin Richards: Lab Brat collection. BZero also lent me a Transformers graphic novel, and the Marvel 1602 collection. I REALLY enjoyed the 1602 comics. I don't know all of the characters that well, so that may have added to my enjoyment. I'm thinking that if I DID know a lot about the characters, I'd be comparing and contrasting throughout the story. I bought the new Stronghold Legends game on a whim. That

Truisms (borrowed)
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. I've reached the age where "happy hour" is a nap. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. After a certain age, if

Thoughts Running Throughout My Mind
Finding out I have merely a week to find another place to stay I feel rather lost amongst all of the chaos. A person who I thought was a friend gives me less notice then a land lord. It is a saddening conclusion to find out that someone you have helped so much respects you less than you thought. Unsure of what I will do for my financial situation is not as well as I like and is unable to pay for a security deposit and first months rent at such short notice.

06 Harley Davidson Sporty
I still have an 06 Harley Davidson Sporty for sale. First person to come up with $5000.00 it is theirs. The motorcycle has 70 miles on it. The owner had never ridden a motorcycle before and it scared them. So they decided to sell it. I am not much of sporty kind of girl or I would keep it. I personally like my choppers.

Glory Of Love By Peter Cetera
From the soundtrack of "Karate Kid Part II" Tonight it's very clear As we're both lying here There's so many things I want to say I will always love you I would never leave you alone Sometimes I just forget Say things I might regret It breaks my heart to see you crying I don't wanna lose you I could never make it alone I am a man who will fight for your honor I'll be the hero you're dreaming of We'll live forever Knowing together that we Did it all for the glory of love You keep me standing tall You help me through it all I'm always strong when you're beside me I have always needed you I could never make it alone I am a man who will fight for your honor I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of We'll live forever Knowing together that we Did it all for the glory of love Just like a knight in shining armor From a long time ago Just in time I will save the day Take you to my castle far away I am the man who will fight for your honor I'll be the

Eight Words With Two Meanings
Eight Words With Two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female. A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female. ... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (m

If Life Happens To Deliver A Situation
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in re! turn. Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk. Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine. Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity. Should you find y

I Need My Man In North Chuck W/me!
My Man will finally be in Town after the 30th! Finally we can start taking steps forward in our relationship instead of it being stuck in Neutral like it has been since i first started talking to joey. Im gonna take it slow, no sex before marriage (so i guess someone will more than likely be getting married soon! lol) As long as he continues to be the man that i have longed for and search for...I can be the Woman he wants its all gonna work out. I have been sharing my faith with Joey and he is all for the Christian lifestyle and He knows what my life entails as far as me having 3 very young boys and wanting to stay on the christian pathway that i feel God wants me on. So, Hopefully in a few months wedding bells will be ringing!! oh and btw, sometime this month my divorce should be finalized!! WOOHOO!!!