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What A Workout!
I am sitting here sweating, red faced and very hot. No, it wasn't from sex! I had such a good workout on the treadmill. Walking and running. I always have to cool down before getting in the shower or else I just don't seem to cool down. I know, I know...take a cool shower. But, I can't! I feel so much better today! My neck was really hurting bad yesterday and I mad an appointment to see the doctor again tomorrow and he will sign me up for physical therapy. i am sure that is what I need to help it. So glad you are back home safe love and thank you for sending me the text to let me know you were home. It made me feel loved and special. I need to get in the shower. Badly! I am so sweaty. It is a good thing. I have not been in this good of shape and felt this good in years! Probably 8 years. That is a long ass time! My son did not pass his drivers written exam yesterday and he was quite disappointed. Very upset. He can try again next week. I looked at the

What To Do For Halloween
Costume must be easy to move in. You must be armed with at least a hunting knife, garlic, UV Flashlight, Bible, and Battle Rifle. Sneak around the back of your house and get out about half a block away from your own house so no one knows who you are. Move your way down every block, make sure it is around 4:30-5:00, the little kids are gone, its a little darker, and there's still a lot of candy. Careful though, Wherewolves, Vampires, Zombies, Germans, and other scary creatures meander the streets on Halloween night. The Zombies have been resurrected from the Dodgeball Massacre of 1332. If you see a small child, on his way home with a giant sack of candy, he is a sitting duck. Sneak up behind him and kick him in the side of the knee-cap- he will go down instantly. If he resists, continue beating him in the following way: punch to face, grab head and knee him in the face, while on the ground stomp on his/her throat, repeat until successful. Take his candy, and leave him for th

A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 02 A
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 02 by Just Plain Bob © Peter was out the door at the crack of dawn armed with his cameras. He hoped to get some good shots of Kraven to go with the ones he had taken the previous day. He headed for the building where he had left Kraven the night before. He intended to find out what Kraven's interest in the place was. There were two men sitting at a table just inside the door, sipping coffee and going over blueprints. He identified himself as a reporter/photographer for the Daily Bugle, gave them a song and dance about how the paper was going to do a series on new construction and renovations in the downtown and then asked them what the place they were working on was going to be. "It is going to be some kind of weird exotic restaurant with wild animals in cages scattered around the room." Peter looked at the man in disbelief, "You can't be serious." "Oh but I am. Look right here on the print" and he pointed to a spot. Peter looked and sure eno

A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 06
A Super Hero's Slut Ch. 06 by Just Plain Bob © Mary Jane stood in the middle of the sound stage dressed in some ones idea of what a woman would wear on an African safari. Khaki shirt and shorts with way too many pockets and a pith helmet. Thick socks and hiking boots completed the outfit. Several men, similarly attired, were lying on the floor with fake blood smeared on them. A mousy little man who had been introduced to her as the director made a motion and the AD (assistant director) shouted, "Places everyone." There was some stirring and then everyone was still. "All right people, this is picture," the director said, "Roll camera." A second later the soundman said, "Speed" and the director pointed at Mary Jane and said, "Action!" Mary Jane took a deep breath and then looked around her and wailed, "Oh my God, they're dead, they're all dead. I have to get out of here." She turned to the left and started to go only to be stopped by the sight of three African warrior

Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 02 A
Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 02 by Master_Vassago © I would like to take a moment to thank all of you who voted on the first chapter to this story. I had not seriously planned a follow-up. Thank you all for they great feedback and I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as you did the first. Hugh also known as Spiderman and Peter Parker, was standing in the darkroom developing pictures when the phone rang. Ah, forget it he thought, let the machine pick up as he stood looking at the pictures that were being developed. His mind played back a few weeks to when one Ms. Jenna Jameson's hot body had been spread eagle and she had been fingering herself for the camera. Teasing and tempting him to take her once more. Jenna had figured out his secret, she had played that whole bubbly blonde persona and then cleverly scraped her initials down his back with her fingernails the day before. Somehow she had manipulated him into shedding his clothes the next day when she had come in for the

Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 02 B
Spiderman Meets J. Jameson Ch. 02 by Master_Vassago © He was finding new uses for his web spinning since meeting Jenna, she had provoked more thought and nocturnal emissions from him than any woman before. Spiderman could feel the overwhelming power and lust he held over these two dangling horny women. One his girlfriend and one his own porn star fuckbuddy. He continued this teasing and alternated between the two for roughly a half an hour, stopping every few lashes and reaching between he would stroked both their clits. Spiderman suddenly yanked the web down and both women struggled against the wrist webbing trying to break free. Not to run though, they had far more wanton desires now. He snapped the web around their wrists and let them free. As soon as he did this Jenna and MJ dropped to their knees with one thing on both of their minds. He watched as Jenna wrapped her mouth around his leotard covered prick and MJ cupped his heavy scrotum. Jenna looked up into his eyes and smi

My Night With Spider-man
My Night With Spider-Man by griffiev © After defeating the vampire Michael Morbious, Spidey thanked the X-Men for their help in stopping them. He then put a surprising french-kiss on Jean Grey in a joking manner. This, of course, didn't set too well with Cyclops but he let it slide since it was in good humor. Jean, however, was actually turned on by the brazen act and wondered what else was behind the mask. About an hour later (8pm), Jean excused herself from the X-Mansion to go out on the town. "I'm going to catch a show downtown", she told her teammates but she really was going to find something else....or someone else. From what she knew of Spider-Man, they say that he hung around Empire State University a lot. Jean figured that would be a good place to start. She takes a taxi cab from the Mansion and headed over to ESU. She is wearing a casual Jade colored dress that goes down to her knees with flesh-colored pantyhose and Jade high heel shoes to match. She then gets

X-women: Evolution Part 1 A
X-Women: Evolution - Rogue and Jean Part 1 DISCALIMER: The following story is a work of fiction depicting illicit sexual acts between two females. If this sort of content offends you, or is illegal in your area, please do not continue. Jean Gray, Rogue, Charles Xavier, and others are copyrights of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with the company. Comments are appreciated, and this is my first work. Thank you. ************************************************************ Jean lay on her bed. Her body sore and her mind exhausted from the X-Men's evening training session. She sighed in contentment as she opened her eyes and turned her attention towards Rogue at the opposite end of the bed. "Mmm... that feels wonderful," she told her friend, "you're amazing." Rogue was giving Jean a relaxing foot massage. "Why, thank you, Ms. Gray." The pale beauty replied with a smile. "Glad I could be of service." Ms. Gray. Ugh. Jean thought to herself with a giggl

X-women: Evolution Part 2 A
X-Women: Evolution - Rogue and Jean Part 2 DISCALIMER: The following story is a work of fiction depicting illicit sexual acts between two females. If this sort of content offends you, or is illegal in your area, please do not continue. Jean Gray, Rogue, Charles Xavier, and others are copyrights of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with the company. Again, comments are appreciated, and thanks to those of you who showed a positive response to the first chapter of this story. ************************************************************ Rogue crawled up and they kissed deeply, sharing Jean's juice as she recovered from her orgasm. Coming down from her high, she collapsed on her back, panting heavily. Rogue nuzzled her breast. "My God, that was amazing," she told her. "I've never felt anything like that before." "Why, thank you, Ms. Gray. Glad I could be of service." Jean giggled. "Don't call me that," she said as she gently kissed her lover. She co

X-women: Evolution Part 2 B
X-Women: Evolution - Rogue and Jean Part 2 DISCALIMER: The following story is a work of fiction depicting illicit sexual acts between two females. If this sort of content offends you, or is illegal in your area, please do not continue. Jean Gray, Rogue, Charles Xavier, and others are copyrights of Marvel Comics and I am in no way affiliated with the company. Again, comments are appreciated, and thanks to those of you who showed a positive response to the first chapter of this story. ************************************************************ Hearing this, Jean suddenly stopped. "Wha... what are you doing?" Rogue asked. "Don't stop, please." "Trade places, sweetheart." Jean helped Rogue up and scooted herself up to the head of the bead. She lay down flat and positioned herself. "Come here, baby," she whispered as she motioned for Rogue to climb on top of her. Getting to her knees, Rogue placed herself over Jean's face and lowered her pussy to her mouth

The Breaking Of The Bat B
The Breaking of the Bat by LadyTabitha © "Now that you know who I am, Selena, this makes things rather awkward between us." "Why?" She snorted. "Afraid I'll sell your secret to the highest bidder? Squeal to that annoying Summer What's-Her-Name on the news?" Selena used the knife to cut a small tear in the fabric covering his chest. "No, Bat...I mean, Bruce," She said with a grin. Grabbing on both sides of the tear, she ripped the uniform open, exposing the expanse of his chest to her eyes. He was...beautiful, as much as a man could be beautiful. His bare chest was nothing but solid muscle, smooth beneath her fingers. Here and there were scars that were badges of his years of service to Gotham City, from knife wounds and gunshot wounds. A light smattering of hair ran down from between his pectoral muscles and disappeared into the lower half of the costume, hinting at things yet to be revealed. She ran her hands again and again over the bare skin, closing her eyes to imprint them

Two Or Three? C
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © "Don't try to fool me, little man. I don't know the code, but I do know its architecture. If you lie to me again, I'll know, and do you know what I'll do then? I'll leave. Harley and I will go and let Batman find you, tied up to a chair, naked and ready to burst. But if you tell me the truth..." She gave him a quick lick, easing the pain somewhat. "...I'll take you someplace where you've never been." His jerk told her she had hit home. Yet another point for Ivy: game, set, and match. "Tell me now!" Tim gave up. Fatigue and desire had overcome his better judgment and his ability to resist. "Okay! Okay!" With a moment's effort, he recalled the code and gave it to her. He didn't even transpose some digits or change one letter for another, so afraid he was that she might know and refuse to satisfy him. Ivy looked at him, obviously thinking. After a moment, she smiled. "That checks out. Primes in the right places, and all." She drummed her f

I Believe
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! . . . Relax . . And read this slowly. ----------------------------------------------------- I believe -- . . . That just because two people argue, It doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe -- That we don't have to change friends If we understand that friends change. I believe -- That no matter how good a friend is, They're going to hurt you every once in a while And you must forgive them for that. I believe -- That true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe -- That you can do something in an instant That will give you heartache for life. I believe -- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe -- That you should always leave loved ones wi

The Sounds Of The Night
Passions revealed, desires sedated, never once believed, such pleasures awaited. Romance claimed lost, desire now greed, no estatic long nights, just fullfilling a need. But with lingering glances, on satin smooth skin, through the night we languish, in the erotica of skin. A candle lit dinner, alone to test our will, champaine on ice , inhibitions to chill. A fire in the hearth, our only light, yet hold back the urges, as passion fills the night. Caressing your hair, a masage designed to please, your breathing grows soft, a sensual tease. Lips finally meet, so tender and hoping, tounges intertwine, searching not groping. Finger tips trace, from your neck down your spine, awakening nerves the pleasure , devine. Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor, bringing pleasure in the skin they show, no rush no hurry all night, to take it slow. A trail of kisses, the soft backs of knees, bodys aching yearning, eager to please. By the

Hair Removel Incident Lmao
The following was sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless (and embarrassed)- All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, pai of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure >this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah,

Rantz N Ravez
WHAT A DAY...I SO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE PPL....ONE PERSON I TALK TO CAUSE I DN'T TXT THEM BACK SAYS "DN'T TXT ME NO MORE" SUCH DRAMA....SOMETIMES W/ EVERYTHING ELSE THAT GOES ON I WONDER IF I SHOULD EVEN BOTHER ANSWERING THEM AGAIN....HMM FAMILY....AROUND WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHIN AND NOWHERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM....BUT STILL GENERALLY CARE NO MATTER HOW STUPID YOU ACT OR THEY ACT...ATLEAST I HAVE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS NO MATTER HOW OFTEN I TALK TO THEM, TXT THEM, THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME...SADLY I CAN COUNT THOSE PPL ON ONE HAND....... IT'S FUNNY THO HOW YOU CAN TALK TO A STRANGER SOMETIMES AND FIND ENLIGHTENMENT...AND SOMETIMES IT IS THE WORDS OUT OF OUR SENSES THAT CAN MAKE US FEEL BETTER....I SPOKE W/ SOMEONE TONIGHT..I HOPE THEY REALIZE THAT THERE IS ALWAYS A LIGHTENED PATH AND THAT EVEN IF WE MESS UP THAT THINGS CAN TURN OUT FOR THE BETTER. HOPE THAT THIS PERSON IS OK...NIGHT EVERYONE..HOPE WE ALL REST BETTER.

Husband Chair
urban word of the day October 26, 2007: husband chair A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops. You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair. :D

Wont Be On For A Bit
Hey all i know we posted this on the other name we have also but i wanted to hit everyone else with thats on this one also.. our internet is messed up and we are on a friends computer right now jus tto let everyone know we didnt disappear or give up on everyone but with all the rain we wont have internet up till next week... so in advance we are sorry we having been on or wont be on till they get it fixed.. bomb well and we will be back :-D

Connected
two people completely connected feeling incredible senses everything else leaves their minds for that short moment in time all you feel is this incredible pleasure all you want is for this feeling to remain and it is so hard to contain so you moan and scream nothing in the world feels as good it seems like a dream as it gets harder and faster you get to feeling like you are in completely ecstasy you begin to hear a beat, a melody you may it down and change positions but all of it is so delicious bodies become sweaty and moist all over and dirty wetness is so wonderful the intensity becomes stronger it won't last much longer so you climax take a deep breath, go outside smoke a cig and relax

Jade And Argent A
Jade and Argent: Picture Perfect Prologue: A green trail blazed across the Manhattan sky. Most people immediately thought it was Green Lantern. Others a fast moving meteor. Some others dimly remembered Neron and feared the worst. They were all wrong. It was the young superhero known as Jade. She was using her Starheart powers to search for a lost child. The little boy, no more than five years old, was the nephew of Radu, an old friend. Radu had agreed to watch his young charge but the coffee shop had a rush of customers and little Jacob had wandered out the front door and disappeared in the maze of Greenwich Village. Jade, in her Jennie-Lynn Hayden identity, offered to look for the little guy and was flying over the neighborhood searching. As she flew along a small, side street, she saw a brief flash in an alley. Swooping down to investigate, she saw a young woman with silvery-white skin tossing what she first took to be small lightning bolts at a

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 02
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 02 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationship with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 2: Who Am I? Sunday, 2:24 am Brrring, brrring! Brrring, brrring! The beautiful red-haired girl groaned and rolled over in her bed. "Who the hell is calling me at this unearthly hour?" she muttered, blinking her eyes and focusing on the bedside alarm clock. The time was 2:25 am, and she'd only gotten to bed a half-hou

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 03
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationship with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. Grateful thanks to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Adventures Of Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Chapter 3: An Unwanted Visitor Sunday, 11: 22 am Batman and Robin both looked up from the screen of the Bat-computer, as the familiar figure of Batgirl slid down a fireman's pole, into the subterranean cavern that was the Batcave. She was clad in her standard, Kevlar reinforced, black La

Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 08
Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © This is the fourth in my ongoing series of Batgirl stories, in which I try to explore the developing sexuality of her everyday counterpart, Barbara Gordon and her relationships with those around her, hopefully with a dash of excitement thrown in, for good measure. My grateful thanks, to all those readers who have sent me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. The storyline continues on from that of 'Batgirl Enhanced'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 8: Sacrificial Lamb Thursday, 7:10 am Catwoman stood with her hands on her bare hips, staring down at the naked female, painfully stretched out, spread-eagle, on the bed, her wrists and ankles securely bound to the four corners of the steel bedframe, by lengths of sturdy nylon cord. Snake stood over by the door, ar

Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 01
Batgirl: Green-eyed Monster Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © This story is the fifth in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, based on the characters in the early Batman comics and the sixties TV series, in which Barbara Gordon's relationships with all those around her, continue to develop, at the same time as the Dark Damsel manages to get herself into all sorts of tricky, sexually explosive situations. My thanks to the many readers who have taken the time to send me feedback containing their suggestions and opinions. This story follows on from 'Batgirl: Amnesiac Angel'. Warning! This fictional story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers, and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: Supersonic Striptease Wednesday, 3:30 pm Batgirl eased open the rickety, slightly ajar, wooden door of the boarded up, long abandoned warehouse, as quietly as was possible. It still creaked, alarmingly, despite her best eff

Welcome To Mi Vida Loco
My life is everchanging and evolving...i guess you could say that i am an adapter and i just take it as it comes. 5 days ago my life was drastically altered, now this may be a temporary change but then only time will tell. My Aunt (Cheryl) is a year younger than me and this past june she gave birth to twin girls (Kala & Kaitlyn). Prior to finding out she was pregnant she had been using cracck cocaine for atleast three yeas that we know of and seemingly fell off the face of the earth... she pops up pregnant and then proclaims that her addiction to crack is over. When the girls were born they tested positive for crack and so did Cheryl. She nearly lost them , but Children services offered her a chance to live supervised with the twins and to work an outpatient program. She wasn't allowed to be alone with them or take them newhere and she was staying with another Aunt of mine. About a month ago that restriction was lifted and she could start taking them places and stop being babysat when

Batgirl Risks All Ch. 07
Batgirl Risks All Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. It introduces several original characters, and is only loosely based on the comic book heroine. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl: Batgirl Risks All Chapter 7: Into The Frying Pan Saturday, 9:45 pm Barbara wiggled her way along the sidewalk, her five-inch spiky heels click-clacking on the concrete slabs, as she approached the junction of Belfry Street and Vine. She'd decided to come in her hooker disguise, rather than in her Batgirl persona, just in case Bigun had the place staked out. It wouldn't do for him to become suspicious at this crucial stage. She was wearing a short, knitted cropped top that barely came down to the bottom of

Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 07 B
Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 07 by Angelique Bouchette © "Aaaaahhh! Ooooohhh! Please, nooooooooo!" Jennifer gasped, arching her spine and throwing back her blonde head, as she felt an orgasm starting to rapidly build. "You mustn't!" "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..." She soon found herself gasping in time with each thrust, each squeeze. Shortly, she was pushing her ass back, trying to take even more of the dildo, as she felt her climax rapidly approaching like an out of control Union Pacific locomotive. "Yes, yes, oh yesss, yessssssssssss!" she cried, her nipples standing out like twin organ stops, as her blonde violator sent her over the edge into a mind blowing orgasm. When Sparrow stopped jerking her hips, Harley slowly withdrew the slick, gleaming shaft, a satisfied smirk on her lips. She had been getting almost as much pleasure out of the reaming as the victim. "All finished, Mistah J!" she called out, casually running her clenched right hand up and down the slimy shaft, as if it we

Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 08 B
Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette © "We shall have to take care of Bull and Shorty first," murmured the Caped Crusader, after a couple of minutes. "Without alerting the others to that fact, if humanly possible. They are all armed no doubt, so we must avoid risking the lives of Batgirl and Sparrow at all costs." Robin nodded his acceptance. Beads of sweat had started to form on his forehead. The next few minutes would be crucial. Saturday, 10:25 am "I wonder if the Joker will allow us to have our evil way with those two sexy bitches before we have to fit 'em with cement overshoes and dump 'em in the bay?" Shorty murmured, a lewd leer on his rodent-like features, as he stared into the distance, eyes partially unfocussed, as he imagined what he'd like to do to the ravishing redhead and her blonde sidekick. Swissshhh! Clunk! "Wha'd'ya think, Bull?" he added. There was no reply. "I said, wha'd'ya think?" Shorty repeated, tipping his derby further back on

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 01
Batgirl: The Price of Silence by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 1: All Part Of The Job! The shadowy figure moved over to the parapet of the tall office block roof, with cat-like agility, then paused, listening for the sound again, with electronically enhance hearing. There it was again, faint but distinct, on the cool night air. "Help, help! Won't somebody please help me! Nooooooo!" The shrill, panic-filled cry for help, was clearly that of a woman. The black-clad female, for no man could've moved with such grace, removed a small device from the uti

Batgirl: The Price Of Silence Ch. 04
Batgirl: The Price of Silence Ch. 04 by Angelique Bouchette © Author's note: This story is not so much about the adventures of Batgirl, but more about the developing sexuality of Barbara Gordon. The storyline continues from that of 'Batgirl Risks All' and re-introduces the character of Jennifer Goodbody A.K.A. Sparrow. Enjoy! Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. Chapter 4: A Trouble Shared The following day, at the Gotham City Central Library, Barbara found herself unable to concentrate on her research work. Her thoughts kept returning to, Cyril Smallpiece, her unwanted visitor of the night before. "Penny for your thoughts, Barbara?" Barbara looked up, to see her vivacious young research assistant, Jennifer Goodbody, standing in the doorway to her office. Jenny was a five-feet eight-inch, twenty-year old platinum blonde, with a figure to rival h

Lights Out Fun
I walked through the doorway to my small one-bedroom apartment around 8pm after a long day at work. I went straight to the kitchen to find something for dinner. I made my self a ham & cheese sandwich and sat down at the computer. I had recently joined a couple dating sites since I was single and recently unattached. I logged on and read through the e-mail advertisements from the service provider. I clicked on the local chat room and joined in on the normal conversation. The room was populated by mostly regulars but there was one person that was chatting that I didn't know. I checked her profile but she hadn't completed it. I started a conversation with her when I saw that she was from the same general area. I found out that she was single and about the same age as me. Even though I had no idea what she looked like or anything else about her I asked her if she wanted to have some "fun" tonight. We went to a "private" chat room and I told her what I had in mind. I could tell that s

Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 03
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 3: The Vampire Strikes Again It was almost three o'clock in the morning and the filthy old hobo stirred and turned over in the makeshift cardboard shelter that he called his home. He stank of stale booze and body odor and wore several layers of worn and filthy clothing, tightly wrapped around his emaciated frame, limited protection against the cold night air. Something had just disturbed his fitful snoring slumber. BANG! The impact sounded deafening within the confines of

Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 08
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 08 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 8: Even The Best Laid Plans... The call came through on the police radio, while the two homicide detectives were on their journey back to GCPD headquarters in central Gotham. They diverted off their route and headed for an old rundown industrial area of the city, situated just to the south-west of the docklands. Apparently, some young kids who had been playing hookey from school, had stumbled upon four dead bodies in an old abandoned church. Renee wound down the window and clam

Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 09 A
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette© This story is the seventh in an ongoing series of Batgirl adventures, mainly based on characters in the early Batman comics and that wonderful '60s TV series but with the timeline brought up to the present. Warning! This fictional story contains strictly ADULT content and is ONLY intended for mature readers and for personal consumption. No copyright infringement is intended. The Adventures Of Batgirl Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Chapter 9: Don't Ya Just Love It When A Plan Comes Together The aging Toyota compact slowed down and rolled to a halt, emitting a noisy backfire and a cloud of oily smoke from its exhaust system. It had stopped among some low lying shrubs and stunted trees, in a section of scrubland alongside one of the city's many public parks. Jenny switched off the engine and lights, and nervously peered out into the surrounding darkness. This was the pick-up point where she'd arranged to rendezv

Aren't Friday's Supposed To Be Good? Lol
The weather is turning again after having a rather warm week. I am glad it is getting cooler. The air has been dry and the wind warm. It makes you feel like everything inside your nose and throat are dry. It has not helped with Southern California either. It seems as if all of Southern Cali is on fire. My brother in law went down Monday to help fight the fires and apparently was up for 3 days straight doing so. I have not been myself today. I opened up an email from school and it stated that my son Anthony has failed 2 classes, math and english. So I was quite upset since the grades for the quarter end today. I was quite upset to say the least. I am feeling like a failure as a parent at the moment. He had a minimum day for school today and called me to tell me he was walking home. I confronted him over the phone about his grades and he tells me that he has a print out of his grades and they are way better then what school loop says. So, I will just have to wait and se

This Guy Should Rot In Jail!
Man gets prison for hurting dog S.C. man apologizes for injuring puppy during fight with girlfriend The Associated Press Updated: 3:32 p.m. ET Oct 26, 2007 CHARLESTON, S.C. - An incredulous judge sentenced a man to three years in prison for tossing a 10-week-old puppy off an apartment balcony during an argument with his girlfriend. The Yorkiepoo, a cross between a Yorkshire terrier and a poodle, was in a soft-sided container but suffered head injuries and had to be put to death. Javon Patrick Morris, 22, apologized for throwing the puppy off the third-floor balcony last March and pleaded guilty to animal cruelty. “You mean he threw a helpless animal off three floors because he was mad at someone?” Circuit Judge Edward Cottingham asked a prosecutor before issuing the sentence Thursday. The judge, who has owned nine dogs, said he was obligated to issue a tough sentence. “There is nobody in this world that can understand that,” Cottingham said. He sentenced Morris

*shurgs**whatever*
Today is kinda bummer day for me. I had to give away my 2 precious cats. I have 4 important people in my life who I had lost also (don't ask who or how, very personal). Hate the feeling of people/animals disappearing out of my life...Seem that everything i have keeping on disappearing and I hate it! It had gotten so creepy and quiet in the house... Just really afraid I'll lost someone special/precious next, don't want him to disappear too... I think I need to sleep it off... Hmmm...

Nov 3 ???
Moon to Block Bright Star Nov. 3 By Joe Rao SPACE.com Skywatching Columnist posted: 26 October 2007 06:40 am ET If you live in the southern or western parts of the United States, you'll have an opportunity on Saturday morning, Nov. 3, to see a fat waning crescent moon gradually drift toward and ultimately hide the 1st-magnitude star, Regulus, the brightest star of the constellation Leo, the Lion. This event is called an occultation, a word that is derived from the Latin occultâre which means literally "to conceal." And if you are fortunate enough to live in the zone of visibility for this event (see below), that's exactly what you will see on Sunday morning; the moon, appearing to temporarily conceal Regulus from your view. Because the moon is waning, its bright crescent faces forward as it advances eastward against the starry background. Regulus will thus disappear on the moon's bright limb and even a bright blue-white diamond such as this might be briefly overwhe

Phone Uses Jaw Bone To Transmit Sound ...ok Hmmm
The Pantech A1407PT cell phone has a unique ability to let you listen. It allows you to listen to your calls with your bones. The Pantech phone uses bone conduction; when the phone is placed against your jaw, the mechanical vibration from the phone is conducted to your inner ear, which responds normally. The result: you hear the other person on the phone perfectly. A bone conduction cell phone has an additional advantage; it makes it easier to hear phone conversations in a noisy room. The sound is conducted directly to the inner ear (see model showing phone position). For a truly futuristic phone, just one more step is needed: attach the cell phone directly to the skull behind the ear, under the skin. This is what science fiction writer Robert Heinlein suggested in his 1951 novel The Puppet Masters: The sort of phone my Section uses is not standard; the audio relay is buried surgically under the skin back of my left ear - bone conduction.

First Time Mum, 5 Days To Go, Im Scared Stiff ....
Im not one for talkin about my feelings id rather write them out, so i wont blame ya if you dont read this, i tend to write forever when i get going. 9 months ago i found out i was gonna be a mummy for the first time, i was so excited and happy, and couldnt believe i was gettin my dream of motherhood. well now its 9 months later and im excited about giving birth but seriously scared too, i know chris is (my partner) but he doesnt know i am, i dont talk about it i know it would make him worse. i live 111miles away from any family i class as family, i dont class chris's family as family, as they dont seem to have an active role in his or my life, we hardly see his dad and his sister well, lmao we havent seen her since i found out i was pregnant so go figure my thoughts on that one. so my family support system is up north in a place called Barnsley, down here i have Chris of course, hes a first time dad and is just as nervous and scared as me, and i have 2 good friends, Sarah

Words*poem*
Love songs,done wrongs,bruises,lies,and broken promises you never meant to keep.Lonesome nights,shoving fights,you laughed as you watched me weep,no shame,blame game,you say you're in love with your old flame,tired of the mind games.Through with you life,on to a new life..you never listened or even seemed to want to,so over with this shitty life,off to find a true one.

Memories Of What Used To Be
I wonder if he remembers me Or if I'm just a memory I wonder if he thinks of us Or if he finds it useless I wonder how things would be If he had never left me I wonder how he is And if I'm still a love of his I think about him everyday And wonder if he's okay I think about how happy we were And the memories make the tears stir I think about the plans we made While we were laying in the shade I think about all we said And the lives we lead To not know Where to go To not know where to find A place where he may hide To not be able to see his face Puts my heart so out of place To not know when he's near Is my greatest fear There's so much in my head That I wish I'd said There's so many missed kisses For my unanswered wishes There's only so many ways For me to make it through the days There's so little light In my heart tonight What would I say If given a day What would happen If I could

Update Time
Ok i realized i had forgoten to mention this in my last post (brain fart) The school im going to is an exlerated program which means each phase or class is three weeks.Haveing cleared that up i just finished my first class which was basic automotive engines which you have to take no matter what your going for.I did really well i didnt get the SOC award i wanted i missed it by a hair but thats ok i have plenty of coures left in which to do it.My next class is truck brakes IE. Air Brakes this class makes me a wee bit edgey as i have never messed with are brakes but i know ill be fine i mean come on it has to deal with the auto world and i am a major gear head lol.On the baby front everyone has been wondering whats going on well heather is at 1 centameter so it has begun but the way things look he will more than likely be a hallowen baby which is fine ill keep everyone posted as best i can. laterz for now

Today On World Rock Radio
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Bar/work/kid
im at work now and i dont useally work days. i work the night shift. but theres this halloween party at the gold dust tonight and i wanted to go and hang out w/ some friends. since i havent really done that since new years eve. . . memories. . . but im feeling guilty about going since it will mean that ill be away from my kid all day. and wont get to really see him. i played w/ him a little this morning before i came to work. anyone that knows me knows i work alot to keep up w the bills so ive already got that guilt of not seeing him but on the other hand i have really gone to a bar in 10 months. so im going to go to the bar tonight and then monday since i have it off im going to spend the whole day w/ him. so if u have an input let me know. and there is my random thought for the day

How Sexy Is Youre Name?
> Date: Oct 26, 2007 3:17 PM H0W SEXY IS YOUR NAME?Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY IS YOUR NAME?"* Under 60 points = not too sexy* From 61-300 points = pretty sexy* Between 301 and 599 points = VERY sexxxxy!!!* Over 600 points = beyond very very verrrrry sexy!!!!A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=410 Z=23Don't forget to add your name at the bottom of the list!!!01. giulia - 43 i'm ugly02. chayna - 56 i'm ugly03. Corrina - 50..... 08. Brandon - 4009. LOREN - 4010. Annfrancis - 7511. Valery - 6412. victor - 4613. Laura - 230...ehh thats pretty good.14.Cami - 9915. Savannah - 358!! HOlY SHiT!16. Jessica - 676-u can't count17. Marlene - 38918. angela - 328 >hell yea!!19. Thomasina --1483-- whoo im very sexi whooo go me20. sarah - 72321. amelia - 670 im super sexy wheyyyy22. Emma - 295 - Pretty Sexy =]23. W

Hotties?
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So Pure
His fingers wrapped in my hair, as he fucks me hard. His voice in my ear. i love you, i love you I love you to Clothes falling to the floor, his eyes on my body, stripped to the flesh. He lays me down. and starts eating my body, like a delicious meal. Lovers come, and go. I let them in my bed, not my mind. I give them what they need, and for a while i get to feel, im someone. No promises, no commitments, only, pure sex.

To Share That Moment In Time
To Share that moment in time By Eric Ethan Let share the night together. Let’s build that Bon Fire you always wanted to glare high in the moon light. Let eat that hot marshmallow that was roasted over the hot fire Let cuddle under that big quilt together and gazed at the fire and share dreams together Lets gazed at the shooting stars together and makes wishes and keep them those wishes closed together to the heart. Let’s dance under the moon to our favorite tunes I twist you around to capture you on the other side of my arm. We cuddle again under the big blanket and get cozy holding each other hands very tight. Give you the softest kiss under the moon light that kiss will last forever in your heart Give you the tightest hug in front of the fire that hug will last ages for ever in your heart The End

Take It Back
I have random thoughts today...and I just want to put them down..so I apologise ahead of time if I am not making since. Every time I make a mistake I wish I could take it back..but subconciously I know I can not..yet I try to put it out of my mind and still..it appears.. I keep making this mistake of not listening to the inner voice that leads me to freedom..for some reason I think I can control the inevidable...but soon find out that I can not..I am feeling sick today and I am not so sure it is because I actually drank alcohol last night (I rarely drink because I don't have control there) OR I feel sick because I feel guilty...I had fun..too much fun..and I honestly believe I do not deserve to have fun...I know that in the past I deserved to be happy and have everything I deserved and wanted..but 1,000 mistakes along the way tells me that I am not good enough to injoy that type of life any more..So many times I wish I could trade this life in and get a different one to start over.

Why Is That?
I dont understand, why am I the one whos fun to be around but not to date, the one whos great to talk to but not be with, why am I ur entertainment or ur ear to listen or ur money giver or there when u need help, yet u think of me as just another person? Someone who if died u would be like "who?". Isnt it messed up the way things went? How something so small could end something so great? How one lie can ruin everything that could have been good. If in order to be with u and be all the things I am, do I also have to be beautiful? Are u that ashamed of me? Do I cause u that much embarrasment? I wear my heart on my sleeve and I give my all in everything, friends, family, relationships. I refuse to be ur trophy. I am who I am and Im sorry if thats not good enough. U didnt take the chance to get to know me. U made accusations and assumptions and u threw them in my face...And after u danced on my heart u left me to pick the pieces up..Theres not enough glue in the world to fix it..I hope ur

A Good Friend Sent Too Me
Hello my friend WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVRYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME.

The Body Builder
Body Builder A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have.' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have.' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby.' He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was.'

My Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 134 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences.

You Might Be A Mommy If . . .
You Might Be a Mommy If . . . By Leslie Wilson Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women you just met. Let go and know there is a love that sustains all "Sleeping in" is when the clock reads 6:30 a.m. You never go anywhere without baby wipes. You sleep with a baby monitor a foot away from your head. With each subsequent child, you’ve progressed from sterilizing the pacifier to washing it off to blowing on it, invoking the three-second rule. Your children are better dressed than you. You used to be known by your first name - now you’re Jordan’s mommy. You store five sizes of clothes in your closet. You call your husband on his cell phone in order to have a real conversation with him. You go to bed at 12:30 a.m. and ge

Addicted To You
I wake, work, eat, sleep, and dream you. This emotional journey before us - almost too much to bear sometimes. Yet, every time I hear the ringing of the phone, or see your name pop up online, I know that I am addicted to you. But it is far more than that, and please listen very closely. I am a very reasonable and sane person, not given to idle whims or fancies, not taken in any more by false hopes and promises. Yet, somehow, you are different - very different. I don't know what happened, or how or why, but I feel as though I fell out of a cloud, tumbling down to earth to a sure death - and at the last possible second, you caught me in your arms. Yes, I am addicted to you, but I know the consequences of addictions, and, fear not, I will not harm you or cause you pain in any way. Of that, I give you my humble word. I want to breathe you, to feel you, to taste you, and to hear your soft whispers against the sensitive nape of my neck - telling me that you're addic

Thank You
I want to thank you for the Freedom you give us I want to thank you for what you fight for as well I know how brave you are out there giving your all and life for us to do what we want without living in fear. Yes, we do worry about you over there, we cry and fear for your lives for dange lurks eveywhere there in Iraq. Just know in our hearts that we are hoping for you to come home to your brothers sister wives, hubbys boyfriends and fiances, Masters, n slaves all of you! Plz come home safe. God Bless

Pleasure
Bodys rub close, Skin touching skin. Lungs breathing heavy, Hot, humid scene. Minds set to love, Silence, then screams. Droplets of liquid, Young, naked flesh. Hands explore secrets, Tongues flick around. Passionate sounds, Damp, still air. Bodys entwined, Nature's pleasure

Movie Review 4 - The Grudge 2
The Grudge 2 I had high hopes for this one, as they brought back the Sarah Michelle Gellar character, and kept Takashi Shimizu as the director (he didn't write it this time, though), and it was produced by Sam Raimi. The film tied in quite nicely to the first film, as they used the same house, the same woman who played the murdered wife, and used the sister of the Sarah Michelle Gellar character as the protagonist in this one. Unfortunately, it suffered from Blair Witch syndrome - the first film being an incredible fright-fest, and the sequel sucking total donkey balls. The original The Grudge still creeps me out to this day. I had hoped for more from the sequel. The Grudge 2 made several fatal flaws as a sequel. It tried to over-analyze the mythology behind the supernatural events at play. The first film was so successful because all the audience ever got to explain things was the line about "when someone dies in a fit of rage, the evil remains" right at the beginning (this line

Moondlight Walk
Ghastly advances quicken in the dead of the night Ravishing the innocent souls in a silent path Accept the overwhelming fear to consume your being Vanishing into the midst of foggy moondlight Escaping to a realm with unforgotten tales Yellowed eyes beckon over mossy tombstones Allowing the patient to seek out their stories Relieved by the shadows that dance wickedly Destined to overpower hazy destinations Breathe in crisp air, shelter from the mist Young creatures slip into the cracks of Eden Mischevious nightmares creep into enchantment Obscure images burn your inner eye lids Ongoing heart races beat through chests Neglected graves weakened under soft ground Laughter rings through the whistling wind Implications of apparitions drawn to dark Grieving the loss of eternal realities Haunted by their own tormented goodbyes Taken advantage of uninterrupted slumber

Here I Go.
ok this is it. To this 1 woman i know. im gana be seein you soon. so dont you worrie. to the friends ive made here its been nice knowing ya and chating with ya have fun guys. to the rest of you...well ...blow me Love or hate depends on who you are Michael J Filby RestInPaint R.I.P.[Geryon] cya.

Tell Me
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Creating A Page Curl Effect With Photoshop
This tutorial will describe how you can create a page curl effect using just the built-in Photoshop options. No extras are needed for this effect. As usual, though, you can learn more than just the actual effect. If you scratch a little below the surface of this tutorial, you'll see that I'm also demonstrating how to create paths from selections and how to manipulate them. As well, you'll see how easy it is to create your own gradient patterns. Enjoy. Open a new file at 200x250 in RGB mode. Set the contents to white and the resolution to 72 dpi. Click the New Layer icon at the bottom of the Layers palette (it's the one with the bent corner). Set the foreground color to a bright yellow. I used 255, 255, 0 as this color won't dither on a web page. Fill the new layer by selecting the Paint Bucket tool and clicking anywhere on the image. Set the foreground color to white. Select the line tool. Set the width to 1 pixel and the anti-alias option to on (both of these opti

Not Unlike The Waves
This is an Agalloch song. Not only are the lyrics beautiful, but the tune is too. The way the vocals are sung is hypnotic. The themes are brilliant and the imagery magnificent, it portrays a beauty in nature I never could. It's enchanting. Aurora swims in the ether Emerald fire scars the night sky Solstafir! Amber streams from Sol Are not unlike the waves of the sea Nor the endless horizon of ice Aurora swims in the ether Emerald fire paints the twilight Heidrun bleeds the golden nectar For the raising sun and the moon The midnight wolves who watch over the dawn! The golden dawn Solstafir!

Ok...
I got some stuff to get off my chest. First off if you are talkin to me to lie to me and try to sweet talk me into thinking you honestly care a shit about me...please stop fooling me and yourself. Second, if you are on here to find your soulmate or your that lonely in life that you honestly think that Fubar is holding your future true love...please stop fooling yourself! It ain't gonna happen. Third and lastly, is it really necessary to have all the damn drama? I don't like when people come to my page to "spy" on their "future baby daddy" or whatever. It is a free country and I can talk to whomever I feel like talking to. Just cause I am talking to someone on here as a friend doesn't mean I want to fuck them or meet up with them and fuck them...unlike the other internet whores, I am not one of them! And on a side note, if you hit me up in shout and I don't respond, it probably means I don't wanna talk to you because you either have NO idea who I really am or you came at me the wrong wa

Ache
Transforming your flesh beneath her caress Turgid yet encased in buttery soft skin Arching into her attentive hand Glazed Pomegranate lips capturing your taste A breath caught as she glides downward Hips rising hair tangling fingers Feeding rhythmically, growling moans Delivering your milky spend with a punishing thrust She swallows your first pearly droplets A smoky gaze and a slow release Her cheek warm against your thigh

A Sister
Yah, I have 3, but my older sis is my only full blood sister. My family looks up to me and respects me and what I have going for myself. Yet something tells me she's jealous. She has never expressed being proud. I have proof now because of how she portrayed me to her boyfriend - he emailed me a long nasty email - and he has NO CLUE!!! He needs to turn and look at the woman he's shacked up with as to why her and I are not close. Not me.

Unseen Roses
A flower. Red, or pink, but always pleasantly fragrant. They're soft to touch, to caress the forever silk petals. Everyone likes them, everyone either has one, or wants one. Well, almost everyone. Lost in the moment I lay with this flower, teasing it's core with my fingertips, listening to the sounds of nature. Always toying with it's hidden little bud. Then I wonder... what does it taste like?

Time Between Times
Time Between Times In the time between times silence descends, Suns moment hangs on expectant breath, time suspends formality, and waits. Suns rays warm earth's ancient bones arranged by the hand of mans longing. Earth below naked feet resonates, vibrating and awakening life's song, Imperceptible energies warm forgotten nerves. Eyes close awaiting life's procession. Sunflower blossom fills my vision I breathe. Green sent fills my senses, a shadow flits, the green man moves through the unsuspecting Some turn to mark his passing unseen, Years bounty awaits, life pulses, a heady current birds sing insects buzz on natures unseen errands. The sun rises and the Raven moves ever westward knowing his time has come, his wings spread wider as days progress, ever he quests. The sun kisses iridescent feathers then he is gone. Trees manifest the mothers reaching fingers caressing the air with leaf and branch Breathing life to all her children, counterpoise to devourin

Does Youre Name Fit
A:hott B: loves people and sex C: good kisser D: can kick ur ass E: has gorgeous eyes F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M:Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: is good in bed S: makes people laugh T: smile to die for U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times REPOST WITH: "Does your name fit you???

Pagan In Hell
A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." "What should I do now?" Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?"

Naughty Application
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Application

What Will Be Your Legacy?
100 years from now it will not matter what my bank account was,the sort of house I owned,or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child."

Cameron Stuart Mcclintock
Case Type: Lost, Injured, Missing DOB: Jul 13, 2005 Sex: Male Missing Date: Oct 28, 2007 Race: White Age Now: 2 Height: 2'8" (81 cm) Missing City: MARISSA Weight: 27 lbs (12 kg) Missing State : IL Hair Color: Brown Missing Country: United States Eye Color: Brown Case Number: NCMC1082635 Circumstances: Caleb and Cameron were last seen on October 28, 2007. They may be in the company of an adult male relative. Caleb was last seen wearing an orange and navy long sleeve t-shirt with a fire truck and police logo, blue jeans, and black and white tennis shoes. Cameron was last seen wearing a navy blue long sleeve t-shirt with a locomotive on it, blue jeans, and black and white tennis shoes.

News Flash
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged: Relationships: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know there’s always a chance for us". Maturity: Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work. Hats:

I Miss You, I Love You
I miss the way you look at me With love in your hazel eyes. I love the way you touch me And hold me when I cry. I miss the way you look at me And the way you kiss my hair. I love the way you love me And your look that says you care. I miss the way you touch my hand And suddenly I feel Like all the love in the world is next to me And I think 'Someone this perfect can't be real.' I miss the way you kiss me Just right out of the blue. I love the way you make me think, 'Is this to good to be true? ' I miss you so much it hurts sometimes. My heart just aches for you. For your touch, your trust, your unconditional love. Your promise to help me through. I miss you more than you can possibly imagine. In your whole liftime of dreams. I love you so much, my heart hurts sometimes. So much I want to scream. I miss the way you hug me The way I fit perfectly in your arms. I love the way you call me baby, And enchant me with your charm

What Do U Think Of The Songs On This Game
Tier 1: Foghat- Slow Ride Poison- Talk Dirty to Me Pat Benatar- Hit Me With Your Best Shot Social Distortion- Story of My Life Encore: Kiss- Rock and Roll All Nite Co-op Encore: Beastie Boys- Sabotage Tier 2: Mountain- Mississippi Queen Alice Cooper- School’s Out Cream- Sunshine of Your Life Heart- Barracuda Boss: Tom Morello- Guitar Battle Encore: Rage Against the Machine- Bull’s on Parade Co-op Encore: The Strokes- Reptilia Tier 3: The Killers- When You Were Young AFI- Miss Murder The Who- The Seeker Priestess- Lay Down Encore: Rolling Stones- Paint It Black Co-op Encore: Red Hot Chili Peppers- Suck My Kiss Tier 4: Black Sabbath- Paranoid The Sex Pistols- Anarchy in the UK Sonic Youth- Kool Thing Weezer- My Name Is Jonas Encore: Pearl Jam- Evenflow Co-op Encore: Blue Oyster Cult- Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll Tier 5: The Dead Kennedy’s- Holiday in Cambodia Scorpions- Rock You Like a Hurricane Aerosmith- Same Old Song and Dance ZZ Top- La Grange

For October 30,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For October 30,2007 Your energy levels could swing from zero to the max almost immediately -- and then right back again! Make sure that you use it while you've got it, because when it's gone, it's not coming back for a day or two.

High School Friends
OK LET ME BEGIN, I USED TO LIKE THIS GUY NAME SCOTT, ALOT..AND WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY DAUGHTER I WAS GONNA NAME A BOY AFTER HIM, USIN HIS FIRST NAME AS HIS MIDDLE AND HIS LAST NAME AS HIS FIRST NAME..DID I CONFUSE U YET..LOL..WELL THE OTHER DAY I WAS CHECKING MY EMAIL AND I GOT A MESSAGE ON MYSPACE WELL WHAT DO U KNOW, ITS HIM ...HE FOUND ME THROUGH THE HIGH SCHOOL ALUMNI..NOW WERE TALKIN..HE IS MARRIED SO YES MY GUY FRIENDS..NO NEED TO WORRY..LOL..BUT HE STILL LIVES IN CALIFORNIA..YAY..ANYWAYS I WANTED TO SHARE MY HAPPINESS WITH YA ALL..HEHEE..

History Of The Coffin Races
back in the day,there was a woman named Helen Hunt. she was only about 18 years old when she dies and her only request was that she be buried at the top of one of the mountains around here.she was buried like she had requested,on top of the mountain she had died on.that place is now called Helen Hunt waterfalls.there was a bad storm that came through years later that had dropped so much rain that it had washed away all the dirt that had covered her coffin.Her coffin then got washed away and slid down the mountain on the same side that there happens to be a large waterfall that still runs today,thus givin the name Helen Hunt Falls.It has been said that her spirit still hangs around the falls.As an annual tribute to her,some of the towns around the area have annual coffin races.This is a great way to celebrate Halloween.In these races,people build their own little coffin cars that are pushed by a 4 man team on a stretch of pavement.the team must also be dressed up in the same costume.I h

He Got To Shine!!!
P.I.M.P.O.U.T. SHOWING LOVE TO A FRIEND OF MINE WHO DERSERVES A LOT OF ATTENTION FOR HIS CREATIVITY AND HIS SPECIAL TALENTS OF ARTWORK. SHOW HIM SOME LOVE PLEASE. BREED Y3K I REPRESENT THIS THE ART WORK-HOUSE OF PAIN

Thoughts
to love without worries and faults is to love with no ending to a feeling that was suppressed for years. To find the love that completes you as a person is a love worth holding onto , some of us have found that love while others still search . to love among the broken dreams and despair of hope. is beyond the reach of all reality of life in itself.. I have given up on such love for now my love is in my child and forever his ...

I Promise
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life

For October 31,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For October 31,2007 Your matter-of-fact attitude is perfect for the day's activities. Make sure that you are handling the most important stuff and not just the tasks that are on the top of your to-do list for some reason.

Is Every Republican Politician Secretly Gay?
Oh, and LMFAO AGAIN- ANOTHER anti-gay Republican is busted, this one dressed up Like Guliani (women's lingerie) having sex with a man in a nudie booth... Republican Richard Curtis hastens to say : "I'm not Gay". I just like having gay sex while wearing women's clothes in public places. Oh, Well THAT makes it okay then. Carry on. How can we win the war in Terror if our Republican war mongers can't dress up like chicks and blow men in public restrooms?

10 Ways To Be A Black Metal Elitist
1.Release song lyrics written in kvlt. 2.Wear corpsepaint for a photoshoot 3.Desecrate a virgin 4.Carry a sword in a photoshoot 5.Paint fingernails black 6.Growl at random people on the street 7.Murder someone for no obvious reason 8.Use the word KRIEG several times in a song written in english 9.Wear a cloak in everyday life 10.Claim to be a fascist when you're actually not

Halloween Costume
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes

I Wont Do This Anymore.
"Do This Anymore" Why's what's best for you, always the worst thing for me When am I gonna learn? I'm tired of hating When will it be my turn? Cause I'm tired of waiting You say I'm only telling half of it That's probably because it's only half worth telling. I don't find faith in your forced feelings I'm not fooled by your misleadings I won't buy this line your selling I'm so tired of this lie your telling I won't do this anymore

Round Up Radio Hits The Airways Tonight 8 Est
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Seriously Get A Life
Normally I'm not the one who goes around bashing on people , however there is one person on here that deserves it. This guy firstly gets pissed off at my wife for not making him a nude salute and post a hateful comment on her regular salute she did make him. We've both told this guy to leave us alone, that we wanted nothing to do with him. However, this guy continously bothers us. Here's a look into the mind of one of Fubar's most demented minds. Take a peek, and tell me what you think. Date: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:41:34 -0700 From: Size: 16 KB To: hawk_eyes@fubar.com Reply-To: LMAO, her pics have always been private! Didn't you know, she had me in her family? Lets see there's a PIC of her shaved pussy, a tight white top w/ white over shirt, a tight white top w/ blue shirt pulled up showing clevage, another with the same clothes w/ her holdin her big saggy tits up, another that shows clevage w/ the same clothes, down angle of her with too much eye liner a

Finally!
I have finally found something worthwhile on Fubar to spend my time dealing with and it's NOT A MAN!!! LMAO...thank the dam lord! I am a writer and I have found an interesting very true and happy story to write about. I plan on writing a book about this person's ordeal and it's going to keep me busy and away from the shit they call drama on this site! :) I will be here still but I will be here for this person and to support her in her fight and her cause...so the rest of you fu-lites can deal in your online drama and love connections and your pain and your strife and while you all are boo-hooing over the latest person who lied to you and hurt you...I will be happily helping someone and feeling dam good about it! May you all have a happy Fubar life as I know I will. Those who are really my TRUE friends on here know how you can reach me and those who could give 2 shits about me cause your too caught up in your new weekly love crush can kiss my phat ass!

Memories
Memories In this world you tried Not leaving me alone behind There's no other way I'll pray to the gods: let him stay The memories ease the pain inside Now I know why [Chorus:] All of my memories Keep you near In silent moments Imagine you'd be here All of my memories Keep you near The silent whispers, silent tears Made me promise I'd try To find my way back in this life I hope there is away To give me a sign you're okay Reminds me again It's worth it all So I can go home Together in all these memories I see your smile All the memories I hold dear Darling you know I love you till the end of time

Something To Consider
Every now and then I will read something that will stop me in my tracks, and this did. Funny how this was written by a professor almost 20 years ago and still applies today. Even though I am in an interracial marriage and think that I understand more than most, when you read this you realize that you are merely an embryo on the road of understanding. Without further ado... This poster is for people who are interested in exploring the topic of racism, and would like to start developing a better understanding of Whiteness and White privilege. Rather than taking a “colorblind” approach to racism, it is actually quite helpful to examine race and color, in order to understand their meaning and function in society. Race-based inequalities and privileges are well maintained by the fact that we rarely acknowledge or critique them. In 1988, Peggy McIntosh, a professor at Wellesley College, wrote an article detailing how White privilege works in her life. Her helpful list of 46 White p

A Slave Wandering....
Thats a bad thing. A slave wandering...loose...in Fubarland. LOL. You kno being a wandering slave, I had to go and ask advice from a couple of other Doms. I went to 3 actually. Mostly because I was confused. I felt withdrawn I guess is the word there. When I really sat down and talked with 2 of the 3, and they kno who they are, they made me realize how into this lifestyle I truly am. Being depressed over my life with Jeff wasnt what was making me saddened. Nor the stress over my financial circumstances. It was the longing of a slaves life. Things that I felt I wasnt getting that often. Which, made me very unruly as a slave. I guess rebellion. "If you arent gonna do this, this and this...then I am gonna do that that that." I wasnt being ruled over. When I was saddened, it was because I was withdrawn. I wasnt where I wanted to be. I would be saddened because I felt abandonment. And Dom's kno that isnt a good thing to have their slave/sub feel that way. Which is why I

You No I Am No Good
i dont really know why i am made that the title of my bog other than the fact that the song is stuck in my head.its been a really long day, some things good and some bad and a lot of drama. i took my son out trick or treating. he was so cute, he loved it. the way russell looked taken rai to each house made me love him so much more. i know how lucky i am to have such an amazing man in my life. i love the way he loves our son as much as he does. ok so that was the good now for the bad. i got in this big fight with my friend who is always full of drama. so i think i will no be friends with her anymore. also i had a mumm post about me, where the person who was writing said i was playing innocent, i am sorry but i am. i have told this woman she can speak with my bf, i have told her nothing is going on, i have asked her to leave me alone. does she do any of this nooooo. so thats it i am done playing games, done with all the drama. I have nothing to hide. anyways now it is late and i can

Add Fan And Rate
Please srop by Sammy's page and show some love, add, fan and rate Sammy is one of the nicest girls i have spoken to on Fubar. Because some of us refuse to join the Brits group, our so called friends have left and forgot about us. Take a min to check her out and leave some love. Thank you.. xsammyx@ fubar

The Truth About Taxes
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its tim

New Pics!
Hello, I am going to have some new pics of me taken tuesday maybe even some on sunday. I thought it would be but to ask what you would like to see and take some especially for my friends. So if there is something you want to see say so and I will try to take a picture just for you!

More Shit.
so. last season we had all these problems with gettin paid on time. because people are lazy. whatever. so this season all these new rules were instated and such...like you have to email your hours a week prior to the pay date (1st and 15th, also new). however, i usually jsut email my shit in a few days prior cause it helps me keep things straight and i know other people are busy and forgetful. but honestly. i sent my shit in monday. wedsnday was the payday. but checks still havent been written. now i have to drive like 30 minutes or so to pick up my check @ 11 tonight. i reallllllllllly dont mind this...usually. cause, well...im an understanding cat. but when ive emailled and called the past two days to find out anything, and get no reply, and THEN find out they havent even been done yet, that sucks. im a broke ass. i dont have to be. but im young. and stupid. and immature. and i like buying shit. nothing big and crazy. lots of music. and ebay. ANYGAY. thats come to a stop. i need to s

For November 2,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For November 2,2007 People keep asking you for favors and at some point you're just going to have to say no. Try to be diplomatic, but don't give more of yourself than you already have. Life is too short for that kind of madness.

How Could You
HOW COULD YOU? By Jim Willis 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent, and roll me over for a bellyrub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I w

Trials
If I can endure for this minute whatever is happening to me,no matter how heavy my heart is or how dark the moment may be-if I can remain calm and quiet with all my world crashing about me,secure in the knowledge God loves you when everyone else seems to doubt me-If I can but keep on believing what I know in my heart to be true, that darkness will fade with the morning and that life this will pass away too--Then nothing in life can defeat me. For as long as this knowledge remains I can suffer whatever is happening, for I know God will break all the chains that are binding me tight in the darkness and trying to fill me with fear- for there is no night without dawning and I know that my morning is near.

Been Muggin People Lately
So Got Pirate? link me to a role play( I guess) site that I'm now hooked on. I'll jump on here from time to time...but most likely if ya wanna get ahold of me...or attack me you'll have to come find me here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=86764 copy and paste link if need be Its up to you. I just figured there is others out there that enjoy pirates as much as I and might really enjoy this site. See ya later!

Identity
Dirty Mangy Filthy No-good Cur But not stupid Not a slow learner The cur learns his lessons well Trust no one Bite first Growl when approached And the bitten think he's mean Meanness has nothing to do with it He's just well taught Blame those that held out steak And hit him with a stick The ones who kicked him The ones who starved them The teachers that made him learn To strike first, strike hard And trust no one And I think about these teachers As I look at my unshaven face in the mirror As I growl and snap when others get too close As I spend more and more time safeguarding myself from harm And I realize I am the cur. August

Friends. Can You Answer The Question?
Friends always seem to make you happy when you are down. Friends make you feel good when they are around. I'm glad I have a lot of people that I can call friends, Because without them this world would be something I wouldn't want to be around. For all of you who think you have friends here's a little tip. To know and have a friend means: To open your heart and expand your mind, because a friend will be there when you need them, and when you don't. They won't pull any punches when it comes to the truth of what you are doing. They will let you know when you are acting stupid. They will let you cry and not say a word or put you in check when you need it the most. A friend is someone you can count on when it seems the world is coming to an end, but will be there when you make accomplishment and cheer you on. With that being said I have a couple questions for you.... Do you have a real friend? Are you a real friend to someone? Before you answer, sit back and really

To Kneel At Your Feet
In submitting to you, I surrender my will, but not my strength I give you my obedience, but not my spirit. You can take nothing from me I do not give willingly sweet master, benevolent sir, I give my all to you. My mind for your instructions, My imagination for your fantasies My body for your plaything My heart forever. In my submission to you, I will find my ultimate freedom. Kneeling at your feet, I will find my complete happiness When you claim me as your own, I will find my immortal soul.

3/11/07
LARNE COLTS 5-3 CONNOR UNITED The colts travelled to woodburn for this game andcame out of the traps flying with the midfield of jamie magill,robert watson,david hunter and stephen gordon creating chances for reece mcginley and darre tennant up front.But it was connor utd who opened the scoring with there first attack of the match.The colts came back strongly though and 2 goals in 2 minutes from darren tennant put the colts in front but connor came back and made it 2-2 a few minutes later.Then it was the speed merchant reece mcginley who put the colts 3-2 up before tennant got his hatrick to give the colts a 4-2 half time lead.Connor had to come looking for goals in the 2nd half but goalkeeper dylan mcrandal and the defence of thomas mcdowell,odhran kemp,thomas spence and jordan weir held firm and it was the colts who went 5-2 up through tennant again.Then david christie,johnny mccurdy,dylan doole,jamie millar and new signing jordan ferguson all got involved in the action and f

Wsc 50's Night
1950's Contest Being Held In WSC Lounge, TONIGHT Starting 8PM Central All kind of fun things will go on over the course of the night.Prizes will be given away for several things.Also This contest is NOT limited to WSC Only.You may bring your friends. Contest 1 - Have a folder with 20 pictures of anything to do with 1950-1959.We will rate it and the person with the best compiled folder will get a prize. Contest 2 - Best 50's Default picture Will Win A prize Other prizes will be given out for various things.Hope to see you there!!! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51133 ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Facts about this decade --- Population: 151,684,000 (U.S. Dept. of Commerce, Bureau of the Census)* Unemployed: 3,288,000 Life expectancy: Women 71.1, men 65.6 Car Sales: 6,665,800 Average Salary: $2,992 Labor Force male/female: 5/2 Cost of a loaf of bread: $0.14 Bomb shelter plans, like the government pamphlet You Can Survi

Sts-120 Spacewalkers Complete Array Repair & Deployment.
Spacewalkers Complete Array Repair, Deployment. Image Above: Astronaut Scott Parazynski, riding on the end of the Orbiter Boom Sensor System, assesses his repair work as the solar array is fully deployed. Image credit: NASA 3 Nov. 2007 3:51 P.M. EST. Mission Specialists Scott Parazynski and Doug Wheelock successfully repaired a torn solar array today during STS-120’s fourth spacewalk. The 7-hour, 19-minute excursion wrapped up at 1:22 p.m. EDT. Shortly after the spacewalk began, Parazynski rode the station’s robotic arm up to the damaged area of the array. He was secured in a foot restraint on the end of the Orbiter Boom Sensor System, or OBSS – the extension to the shuttle robot arm used for inspection of the orbiter’s thermal protection system. After reaching the area of the damage, Parazynski went to work installing the cufflinks that were built by the crew. Once the five cufflinks were in place, the crew inside then deployed the array half a bay

Surprising Love-life Boosters
Surprising love-life boosters By Margot Carmichael Lester Sure, you can buy some sexy lingerie or a bottle of nice champagne to rev up your love life with that person who's giving you butterflies. Or you could mix it up a little and try something new. Something different. Something utterly unexpected. Introducing some variety into your relationship could kick up the romance in very exciting ways. Here are some innovative ideas to consider: 1. Engage in some petting: No, not that kind! “Pets can be an important stabilizer in love relationships,” says Terri Orbuch, the Detroit-based “Love Doctor.” In fact, a study from SUNY Buffalo found that pet-owning daters have closer relationships, bounce back more quickly after stressful arguments and are more satisfied than those who don’t own pets. “The unconditional love of pets rubs off on couples,” she says. 2. Heat it up: Cooking together is a feast for all your senses says Marnie Carmichael, founder of Spring Valley, OH-based

My Heart Hurts
One of my best friends told me today that he started drinking again. "It's not an everyday thing and it's not a lot. It's only 2-3 beers nefore bed". He was sober for 13 years before he fucked it up one night and landed in jail. It was 3+ years since then and he was doing so good and then all of a sudden this. I told him awhile ago that I would stop talking to him if he ever started drinking again (as a joke) and I guess he remembered that because he told me he wanted me to know from him instead of someone else, like his g/f or her daughter. The only thing I could say was just be careful and I will always be there for you. I am always a phone call away. The thing that makes me upset about this whole thing is that he has it at home and his girlfried didn't stop him and he didn't call his sponsor if he was that bad. I mean I KNOW it's his decision and all but if anyone really cared about his at that time he was buying it, they would have helped him. Do I have the right to be upset? I thi

Every!
Every time you look into my eyes Every time you give me that half cock smile Every time you wink at me Every time my eyes twinkle with glee I realize why I am here Why I feel the way I do With every time you hold me With every slap on the ass With every second I watch you with the boys With every bit of laughter that crosses their lips I remember when I fell for you Why I am with you

Bombing Classes
Bombing Classes We have started bombing classes for those of you who want to practice.There will be different levels,and different classes.All students must schedule an appointment. Classes being held currently.See how many comments you have. REQUIREMENT : You must schedule an appointment.Have all your comments from that day to use.Be able to bomb yourself until you max out.Must be done within that day. To schedule an appointment contact Rain or LuAngel. Completion awards will be given

What I've Learned? 1
i am trying to understand some people who keep hurting other people. This was cause by their past experienced. However, its not the solution (if hurting other people can make them feel better) it will only aggravate them as hurting also the people around whose loving them.. sigh....

Like It Or Not
another night another day like it or not im here to stay im tayr27's one and only as she is mine if you dont like it that suits me just fine dont assume cause of my pic that i am a lady cause i am her man and she is my baby

I'm Sorry....
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club or party I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to Talk To, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there

~wsc~ ~*~bombing And News Nov. 4th~*~
Good Day Wicked Storm Crew!! News for today, November 4th The 50's party was a big hit, and although we had some "fubar glitches" with rates, everybody gained. The big winners of the night were Will who won Overall best 50's folder and LuAngel with best default pic. They won Fubucks and a personalized (by PsychoRainStorm) Tag! This week's theme will be Hippie Daze centering on the late 60's (Sixties)/ Early 70's (Seventies). Details on next Saturday nights challenges... coming to a bulletin/blog near you. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Bombing for today, November 3rd ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~ALICE in Wonderland~&hearts~ She needs 50,000 for a Happy Hour and currently has 33,496 doing great on this one, keep rollin' WSC! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Make a stop and comment on these WSC members. All four of these are long runni

U Know U Wanna
DJ's Needed for a wIkKiD ass PsYcHoPaThIc lounge...click any picture to get in.....ask for Twiz..or Goth.....Hurry...join in the crew of one of fubars hottest lounges. Drop in and see why Juggalettes do it betta!

Interesting Ideas...
My life is nothing but interesting. LOL. Well...lets see here... I got a wake up call from my Master. That was fun! :) I talked to a mutual friend that Master and I kno today. Regarding some additional BDSM type of activities that I am now intrigued by. LOL Thats all Master needs...more ways of torturing me. These I want to play around with. Abrasion, Fire Play and Sensations. He described them to be and how they are done. Which I thought were pretty cool. I will have to talk with Master see what he thinks. I am making some graphics. Some Desktop Wallpapers...and some graphics for Meg (bifly) and Leslie (Witchy1). Which the didnt turn out to bad. :) I stashed the song I wrote in my Stashes here. Plus its on my puter. I made a folder for that stuff. And I am sitting here bored at work! LOL. Oh well... BOLO! ^..^

My First Poem I Ever Wrote...
Everyone always talks about me, They say they dont like me. Does anyone actually know me? People say that they know my kind, A freak whos out of his mind. Does anyone actually know me? I'm just a loner a prisoner of time...

Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations...
Murphy's laws of combat operations... 1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready; when you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initia

33 Senators Voted Against English As America 's Official Language June 6, 2007
In Case you have not seen this. 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, 'Colonel Harry Riley USA ret' wrote: Senators, Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and prin ciples of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical principle, rejects patriotism, borders on t

Think For To Much Or Maybe Not Enuf
i keep thinking what should i do.. should i stay or should i go... shoudl i keep wondering this earth thinking there is no happyness for me,, or should i go and find it somewhere even if im not real sure its there either. or maybe happyness is for the ppl that really honestly and truely mean something to someone that dont care that they are a bit to this or a bit to that... or dont have the perfect this or that... i dont know maybe happyness is just a cover up for ppl that really dont know what a true feeling of hurt and lonelyness is.. i dont know maybe that is the problem . i dont know.. maybe i need to find that out first... maybe i need to find ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, just maybe i need to fine me

Left Alone
I was in need of you For you to keep me warm I needed you to stop The rising storm I trusted you I believed in you You were the one The one with the control The one who knew how to stop the tide But you left me There You laid me Bare Teaching me a lesson You threw me to the wolves Clean up your mess Without my caress I turned around to plead with you But you weren’t there You were the one The one with the control The one who knew How to stop the tide But you left me There You laid me Bare How could you leave me all alone? I feel you in this heart Of stone. But you left me There You laid me Bare In this heart of stone You left me all alone. You left me all alone.

Taking Things 4 Granted
People seek others for many reasons. They want a friend to be there 4 them which is good, and to laugh n bug out cuz they click well. Some people look for others to learn from them n gain more knowledge and wisdom. But many I have seen, have seeked another person for the power or authority that they possess and they are either fear or respected. So they seek those people out to say "I know this person so I am big shyt"...Thats not cool. using people to make urself look good is not right at all. Then u say u r their friend? Friends dont use eachother! AT ALL. When people realize that they r being used it fucking hurts and people have their face so far up their ass that they dont notice it n it sucks or they do notice it n dont care at all. Thats messed up. I am tired of my friends being hurt because of it. When others hurt my friends I get pissed too. I know alot of good people who deserve respect and deserved 2 be cared for n not used just because they are looked upon as important or

Whats Been Going On Lately
wow, a lot has happened! first i had some drama but im putting that behind and looking ahead, today was been kinda nice since i am in a extremely good mood for some reason, maybe something good will happen today who knows, zack has been the best little boy ever and i am glad lol, last night we lost power and he got scared til i got there then he fell asleep. i am now hooked on this band called chromeo and i think they are the best, my favorite songs out of the ones i heard is rage and needy girl cause they are great, rage goes out to my ex cause it sounds like her in the song, anyways hope everyone has a really good day and i cant wait for tonight DX AND STONE COLD ON RAW!!!!!! love it, well anyways gotta run for now The Game

For November 5,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For November 5,2007 You are spending far more energy than usual on your work or chores, but it might be tough to really connect with the people you see every day. They're not as serious-minded as you, but that'll change soon.

A Night
Staring up at the sky looking into the deepness. My mind is drifting getting lost in the burning diamonds shining their light upon me. They radiate the love and passion I feel deep inside myself right now .I yearn for you to be with me tonight. I savor each sensual kiss that bonds us. Tonight, for the first time, I am balanced between love and happiness. My body aches for your tender touch. I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. Moving together in synch as we become one body... one heart, one soul--- one being. The tension and pleasure that was built up between us, now is released in a single massive explosion. Soft cries and muffled words are the only sounds that can be heard as we fall together against the comfort of the bed. The only blankets we use are each others arms drowning into the peaceful hush of slumber.

I Wanna Hear You
I wanna hear you When i hear your poem, i don't just hear it i feel your words, but i don't just feel your words, i hear your heart. and when i hear you heart, i don't just hear your heart i feel it bleeding. bleeding onto the pages, bleeding into my heart and when i listen to my heart, i hear your voice

Fight The Mumm Nazis!
Apparently there are some very rigid, narrowly interpreted and arbitrary rules about what content a MuMM can have. Surprised? I guess so, because they aren't advertised - all they tell you is 'If you post content that is offensive or NSFW etct,' not a word about these quaint little rules. Here are some of these 'rules,' from Scrapper's MuMM Suspension Blog, with all his enchanting style (I've bold-faced important phrases): 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted. 6. MuMMs are not meant to be open ended philosophical questions. Stick to the format. If you want to ask an open ended question or post a rant. Use the bulletins or your blog. Examples of legit MuMMs. Should I cut all my hair off? 1. Yes, sharpen those scissors. 2. No, don't cut it. My girlfriends birthday is Friday. Should I get

What's Your Superpower?
Holy smokes, you've got X-RAYVISION! Your answers show a keen sense of insight, coupled with a piercing mind. Okay, so you may not be able to see through brick walls — not yet, anyway. But you probably enjoy looking beneath the surface of things and reading between the lines. Your X-ray vision lets you see things others can't, making you good at reading people's motivations, solving mysteries of all kinds, or maybe just finding misplaced car keys. You've got the gift, so if you haven't started using it, it's high time you did. Just think of the benefits: You could really start undressing people with your eyes. Winning lottery tickets and grand prize soda-bottle caps will be effortlessly revealed to you. So start practicing! All superheroes know that developing your powers begins with mental training. To start honing your X-ray vision, try looking for the hidden meaning in things. Read old English poetry. Do crossword puzzles. Think metaphorically. Once you've trained your mind, you'll

Et Montre Le Jeu De Soleil
je vous vois regarder dans les ténèbres. vous aimez que vous voyez ? je vous vois l'apprécier. appréciez-vous tout cela ? je crois que vous devez vous arrêter et l'haleine. est cela trop ? je sais que vous l'aimez. je sais que vous l'aimez. un peu plus de gouttes. un petit sang ira une longue voie prenez votre dernière haleine et montre le jeu de soleil

Spiral
i am one within and without i am one wth rage inside and out all around and bringing fear dominion and all is what is near listing me in side myself breaking free and killing darkness enveloping day turning red to grey turning turning all around the spiral turning turning all around the spiral silence madness screaming loud with everything silence madness screaming loud with everything the cone and the calming sweet songs of blood all around inside and out i bring you everything and doubt the spiral turns and outside to in inside to out outside to in white is black and black is grey all is not calm when there is dismay it turns and runs through inside and out outside and in without and with sin turning turning all around the spiral turning turning all around the spiral silence madness screaming loud with everything silence madness screaming loud with everything all for this and all for that its the end and thats a fact giving up and givi

Im Here
ok cherrytappers im at the hospital getting ready for my open heart surgery tomorrow morning , i hope i make it thru this one , lol send all the luv u can to my page and i will see everyone in about 5 days i hope take care and happy cherryin

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (or Less)
lol so its not the movie and its not matthew... but I seem to know just what to say to get them running for the door!! or to lose interest or whatever... maybe I need to post more info on my profile so they just pass through...........

Felt Like Fucking You Today So...
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll

Oj
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did

Heres What Excalibur Radio Does To Get Members From Scooter Bar There Flat Out Bkstabers
This is the kind of bullshit we at the Scooter Bar have to put up with from lounge like Excalibur Radio they get so jealous that they have to send people to my lounge to steal people and my staff so they can get listeners. This is the same people that try to stream into other lounges so they can get the members from those lounges into there’s these are the same people that used to work for The Scooter Bar and Radio Stations that have streamed into The Scooter Bar and got fired for starting drama or banned for the same reasons. My staff and me do what we are supposed to by posting bulletins and tagging profiles to get listeners we don’t have to Spam or bash other lounges to get people in it. Here is what Camelot Lounge has to do to get listeners they bash other lounges to make them selves look good. Hell The Scooter Bar is #1 on the lounge list EVERYNIGHT . I am posting this so the lounge hoppers can see the TRUTH! Here's what it's all about If you want to hang out at a

Life
life is to short, grudges are a waste of happiness, laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply and forget quickly,give everything and have no regrets, life is to short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad, smile when your sad, love what you got, and always remember what you had. Always forgive and never froget, learn form your mistakes, but never regret.

Party
the L.U.V..Club Lounge is having a Party Thursady night in our L.U.V..CLUB LOUNGE!!! Everyone is welcome to come and join us in our new Lounge!! Our Bartendar is my Dear Friend Sexie Mami and Our Dj is Mr.Buds!!! Come have fun with the L.U.V...CLUB FAMILY!!!! ~~SWEETLIPS~~Offical L.U.V..CLUB.CO.FOUNDER

Need To Bring You To Your Knees
Tonight I felt a stirring need To bring you to your knees, To work my willful magic And make you beg me please. I set forth for our bathroom To prepare a romantic stage, Lighted candles and soft music Warm water a winters chill . I stepped into the shower And lightly called your name, No need for waters hot For soon I'd light your flame. You came to heed my call I asked if you cared to join me, You smiled and took off your clothes My breath caught at the sight before me. You stepped into my shower As I pressed close into your chest, Wrapping one arm around me With one hand you hold my breast. Finding a pert nipple You flicker your thumb over, Rising my heightened senses Driving me to a fervor. Gasping aloud my pleasure I let my head fall back, You lean down and with your tongue You renew your sensual attack. While lavishing my nipple With your warm and wanton tongue, You slowly slide your fingers in Between feminine lips they run. Finding me wet and ready You play for a moment or two,

Going To Bed
GOING TO BED I’m going to bed And I’m taking you with me When I close my eyes You will begin to kiss me I will feel your body so close Letting my hands feel your skin I will take you in Lips traveling down my body Your lips All over me Your hands All over me So hot with desire My need for you Tasting your flesh Your neck Chest Tummy Thighs Mmmmmmm …….I can feel you On the tip of my tongue Running up and down I will take you in Take you Love you So sweetly My lips Adore you Need more of you Can’t get enough Getting tough To wait To take you in Coming up Sliding up Leaving loves wake To find That place I take you For a glide Over me Up and down Moving you Over me So juicy need I need You in I take you in Coming down On you Slow grind Lost emotion Feel my devotion My every single move Is for you And only You Can you feel that You like it Yes I can tell you do I won=t stop Till your through A beautiful Sweet ride Us two We do Make dreams Come true Come So true Ooooooh I think I t

Assuming
MEN N WOMEN OF FUBAR ...NOT ALL R THE SAME BUT I JUST WANTED 2 ANNOUNCE THAT JUST CUZ I SAY HI 2 U N RATE UR PICS N I CALL YA HUN OR SWEETY DOES NOT MEAN I WANNA SLEEP WITH U OR NE ONE ON HERE.. I HAVE A MAN WHO IM IN LOVE WITH... THAT IS ALL HAVE A HAPPY HUMP DAY TESS

Just Something Nice To Think About
The sun was going down beyond the lake. The sky was beauitful, Shades of purple and pink,orange and red, a few dark blotches, and a bit of yellow were reflected in the water. The sleeping water reflected the evening sky.The angels must have spilled their jam, because the sunset was a mixture of grape with strewberry,apricot and raspberry, clumps of blueberry,and a little melted butter. PLEASE COMMENT ON IT

Anyone Wanna Rassle Lol
HOW MANY OF YOU ALL ON MY LIST REMEMBER THESE HOT PICS LOL WE ALL HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH THESE....TO THOSE WHO HAVENT A CLUE AS TO WHAT THESE ARE THESE ARE PICS OF SUBMISSION RASSLING WOHOOOO LETS GETTER DONE... HEAD SCISSORS THE FIGURE FOUR FULL BODY SCISSORS PILLOW RASSLIN a great site to see more of these types of pics are www.scissorsanpins.com would love to see some input on this blog lol. (wink whos this remind you all of ? lol

Men And Their Projects!
Men! Do you all like to have 2-3 projects going on at the same time? Mine does! We are in the middle of redoing our bedroom. We could have just painted the walls, pretty simple but....Peter doesn't like the flat walls so he wants to texture them. Big project that takes time and is quite messy! So now....my husband decides to start having the front of the house painted. He sent over 2 workers today to have them p[rep the house for painting. Does he have all the right tools for this for these 2 guys? No! They are asking me where this is and that is. I have no idea. Peter isn't answering his cell phone. Argh! On one hand it is nice to be able to have this done for us instead of us having to do it but it would be nicer if Peter had all the right tools for these 2 guys! I haven't even picked out the colors I want! I have to make that decision today! Now, that isn't rushing me is it? LMAO!!! We also need to do the front bathroom again. Maybe I should start that

The Need
A kiss cannot qualify, cannot satisfy Not for that which I crave A touch, too little, too brittle Not enough for all that I desire I want caresses, obsesses Your skin on my skin Your mouth on my mouth Your voice moaning my name Bite, pull, scratch, suck Beg me for more, I need it too Beg me for me, I need you Let the night and the sheets and the closed doors Cloak our passion from prying eyes I yearn to be the lover that you yield to The extravagance you live for Let your infatuation control you As only I can.

If
If I were in a contest would you all vote for me?? I was asked to be in the rockin rack contest showcasing what else...BOOBS~! Now I know I have a nice set but there are lots of other nice sets out there too...so I am torn. I want to do it but I hate to fail. That is just me. I know it will be loads of fun too. I think I will do it. But I am gonna need lots of support from you guys~! I'll let you know when the contest begins so you can help me.... thanks guys and gals~! ~~smooches~~

Le Sigh
If I were smart I'd stop thinking about stupid shit that I don't have any control over. I'd stop feeling so sorry for myself and focus on what's good in my life. * I have great friends. Jeremy is such a great help when it comes to advice. Since he has a daughter I'm able to ask advice along those lines- but he's also looking out for me. If he thinks I'm making a mistake he will call me on it. Jenn is great- especially for pregnancy advice... Ange and Jenn both are the best for guy advice. * My baby. So far healthy and everything is going great. I can't wait until I can find out if it's a boy or a girl. I think I say that at least once a day... more over I can't wait to hold my baby. It scares me beyond belief but.. dear god it's... I can't explain it right. * My family is great. They always have been. I'm flying home to NJ on the 19th and I really can't wait. Aside from the other stuff that I miss (REAL fuckin chinese food OHMYGOD) it's going to be great to seem everyone. I'm

Jokes
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this............ A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have,"

Let's Make Love - Tim Mcgraw And Faith Hill
Baby I've been drifting away And dreaming all day Of holding you, touching you, The only thing I wanna do is be with you As close to you as I can be Let's make love All night long Until our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanting you, needing you I'm so in love with you Look in my eyes Let's get lost tonight In each other Let's make love All night long Until our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love

Today On World Rock Radio
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I'm Sorry
i bet NO guys will repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, r

Customized License Plates
This is a funny article. I applied for personalized plates in Texas. My first choice was: "SHGWGN" - got rejected. Second choice was "YOGAMN" - also rejected, so they gave me my third choice, which was/is: "JRAMBO". Weird. Funny story here. . . A Vehicle for Self-Expression? Not on These Roads. By Marc Fisher Sunday, November 4, 2007; Page C01 For 11 years, over nearly 200,000 miles, with the blessing of the state of Virginia, David Phillips has driven his Tracker with the "POOFTER" license plate, and nobody has complained -- not even when he parked at the British Embassy, where everybody knows "poofter" is British slang for a gay man. "It's always a rolling good laugh for them," says Phillips, who is gay and chose his tags' message because "it's just an amusing word that I self-identify with." David Phillips was told to return his license plate, which reads "POOFTER," after the special plates office deemed it "socially, racially or ethnically offensive or

Where All The Poets At?
I have been reading the poem on my page and thinking.."Where are all the poets at?" I mean poets used to be some of the most respected and celebrity people out there. A good poem could get you into the higher levels of society, help you seduce a married woman, get a blushing virgin to offer herself to you, make kings and queens cry and grant you money. Where have these masters of words gone? Where are the men who lived to write poems? Shakespeare, Sydney, Marlowe, Poe? Romance has flown out the window poetry is no longer what it used to be. That makes me sad. Nothing turns me to butter more than a bit of poetry whispered into my ear at the right moment. But then thats just wishful thinking....sad.

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Verse 1: I never knew just what to do, When I came to life and all those promises, Always earned every word that came along the way, Now I know that what I sow, will always be the way things really just grow, Forever now, please show me how, To fight these feelings, they're still reeling Chorus: No longer will I have to remind the past, Those I've come to glimpse of it, (Yeah) No longer will I carry this weighted past, Now I face the day with no shame. Verse 2: I've always tried to live the life, Now looking back, and it doesn't seem right, How I lived, and never gived, And always take what wasn't mine, In discreet, could never keep a glimor in my soul of something more, No longer I will sit and die, for something I don't even really care for Chorus Yeah No longer... Chorus No longer No longer Now I face the day, with no shame

My Group
Please everyone check out my yahoo group the Sunshine Express and join us.It is about giving someone who is alone,handicapped,ill or lonely a little sunshine in their mail box.All that is required is you have a little love and maybe 41 cents for a stamp..we have 68 people on our list who love getting mail even though some cannot even read or write. If you know someone like this join and add them to the database. I am really trying to build it up and give all these wonderful people something to smile about at least once a week but I need your help doing this. Thank you in advance, pass this on to all your friends also, repost it...help me spread the word. Jan http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/sunshineexpress/

To The Perv Who Left The Nasty Comments
A woman is more than a physical attration Still U wonder why your comments get negative reaction I guess some girls like that type of attention all focused on their body;the mind is never a mention Don't assume all girls lack self-respect Get to know them first- make a bet---- between your lower anatomy and your heart This random girl could be the one you never part Stop judging a book by its cover- make her your friend before your lover.

Happy Thanksgiving
The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said to John, "I believe I may have offende

When The Rain Falls
I'd play a muted trumpet if I could on my front door steps When my neighbors heard it they'd know that it was raining Cheeks buldging like Dizzy's smiling like Satch Moe in between clouds of soulful riffs Smooth notes like the rain falling by the bucket full from a teasing thunderhead granted by God

I Will Be Gone For Awhile
My computer crashed last night..I am not sure as to when I will return...It all depends on whether my computer is fixable or if I need to buy a new one...I will try and sign on from time to time.. Loves, Hugs, Kisses Nikki

Me! Cancer
MyHotCommentsCANCER MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments Traditional Cancer Traits Emotional and loving Intuitive and imaginative Shrewd and cautious Protective and sympathetic On the dark side.... Changeable and moody Overemotional and touchy Clinging and unable to let go LIKES Hobbies Romance Children Home and Country Parties DISLIKES Aggravating situations Failure Opposition Being told what to do ;) Advice (good or bad)

Need Help!
I've got 33,002 Points to go to leveling up to Ninja. If you can help me get a little bit closer, that'd be great. lol This is the first time I've asked for this for myself, I know it's tacky but, eh, I wanna level up, dammit! lol I'll repay any favors, if you rate me, I'll do the same for you. I'll rate your stash, pics, etc. Storm

Lulu
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh Oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck' em dry!" The policeman fainted.

Hold
hold hold hold I see the long hand turn to twelve I see the winters offer themselves They wish the tears from me But I give them nothing! Hold hold hold You wonder why I am still here you wonder why I dont kill you dear The time is right for you soon the time will come when I kill you Hold HOLD! HOLD! I see the long hand turn to twelve I see the winters offer themselves They wish the tears from me But I give them nothing! Hold hold hold You wonder why I am still here you wonder why I dont kill you dear The time is right for you soon the time will come when I kill you

Halten
halten halten halten Ich sehe die lange Hand sich zwölf zuwenden Ich sehe die Winter sich bieten Sie wünschen die Tränen von mir Aber ich gebe ihnen nichts! Halten halten halten Sie fragen sich, warum ich noch hier bin Sie fragen sich, warum ich dont Sie lieb töte Die Zeit ist für Sie bald richtig die Zeit wird kommen, wenn ich Sie töte halten halten halten Ich sehe die lange Hand sich zwölf zuwenden Ich sehe die Winter sich bieten Sie wünschen die Tränen von mir Aber ich gebe ihnen nichts! Halten halten halten Sie fragen sich, warum ich noch hier bin Sie fragen sich, warum ich dont Sie lieb töte Die Zeit ist für Sie bald richtig die Zeit wird kommen, wenn ich Sie töte

Lyrics To Disconnected By Candleblack
Did it make you stronger to take away that piece of me? Did it feed your hunger, for whats left inside me to bleed? I dont know why you feel i should be punished in this way. And i dont think i deserve, dont think ill let you in this time. Cause you, leave me so, disconnected i cant feel a thing at all when i dream, im still reachin out to find whats left of me. And all this time i wandered, plagued by thoughts of givin up. Hidin the pain in thunder, leavin my demons in my dust. Breathin it in, slow suffocation, drownin in this misery i dont think, i deserve, dont think i'll let you win this time. Cause you, leave me so, disconnected i cant feel a thing at all. When i dream, im still reachin out to find whats left of me whats left inside of me..whats left inside of me.. whats left inside of me? © 2007 Candleblack

Rapist's New Trick
Subject: 'A Rapist's New Trick' Please take 3 minutes and read this...then pass it on.... When I think about it...I probably would have believed him and opened the door..... RAPIST TRICK Know what money you are carrying. You will see why as you read. Be sure every woman is aware of this M.O. Share it with your wife and daughters. Know what money you are carrying... This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this..... I wanted to pass it along. Be safe! Something very serious to pay attention to. Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack, so we have to be extra cautious. I live in Alexandria , VA , but I often work in Lafayette , LA , staying with friends when I'm there. As you know from America 's Most Wanted TV program, as well as the news media, there is a serial killer in the Lafayette area. I just want to let you know about an 'incident' that happened to me a few weeks ago, and could have been deadly. At first I didn't go to the

My Hideous House!
Wow, what a mistake I made on the color (cloUr) of my trim on my house! I went out there earlier today and didn't like it when they first started painting the trim. I should have had them stop if I had used my brain. No...I think that maybe it will darken and look better when it dries. HELL NO! It is uglier then before. It is really bad around my beautiful front door. It ruins it. The guys painted part of the door that they weren't supposed to paint. They also got trim around the garage door they weren't supposed to get. I want to scream! I just hope it is fixable. I am going to go with a nice blue color for the trim instead. More subtle then BRIGHT PURPLE! I can't believe it turned out like that. Sometimes the color of the paint doesn't look like the chip you see. The only bad thing besides having to prime over it and then paint all the trim again is that we will have to wait. It is supposed to rain and we all know you can't paint when it is raining so we ar

Still Feels Good
Ooo, Ooo, Ooo-come on, Still feels good-oh,oh,oh That old t-shirt you wear to bed Hangin' off your shoulder by a thread The one you ripped off me when We first met Still feels good That old familiar song blarin' From my car We know every note, every word By heart Puts a smile on your face 'cause You know it's ours And it still feels good [CHORUS] Your fingers hooked around My belt loops Leanin' up against my ride Remember that first time I touched you It doesn't matter-I've held you a Million times Oh, and it still feels good We made some crazy plans, had some Crazy dreams And now that we've reached A few you would think That it would get old to you and me But it still feels good, still feels good [Repeat Chorus] Oh, your fingers hooked around My belt loops Leanin' up against my ride Remember the first time I touched you It doesn't matter, I've held you- I've touched you I've felt you-I've loved you- And it still feels good Yeah an

When You Were Young
When You Were Young ( the killers ) You sit there in your heartache Waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from your old ways You play forgiveness Watch it now ... here he comes! He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he talks like a gentleman Like you imagined when you were young Can we climb this mountain I don't know Higher now than ever before I know we can make it if we take it slow Let's take it easy Easy now, watch it go We're burning down the highway skyline On the back of a hurricane that started turning When you were young When you were young And sometimes you close your eyes and see the place where you used to live When you were young They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet You don't have to drink right now But you can dip your feet Every once in a little while You sit there in your heartache Waiting on some beautiful boy to To save you from your old ways You play forgiveness Watch it now here

Poem
November 5, 2007 @ 11:39 am Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!! pass this on to at least 8 people..... if you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast

Honest Or Not...
to me honesty is the best policy..I try to be as honest as I can be whether it hurts me or not. I dont have anything to hide and I can rest my head at night and be proud of the person I am. sometimes I find people lie for silly reason, because they got a speeding ticket and cant tell the wife..lol or because they had a few to many to drinks and didnt get home in time, or what ever the lie is. my ex used all of these and then some. he is the king of all liers... I hate liers... tell me the truth even if it hurts me, I am a big girl and can take the hurt over being lied to. the hurt is still there but when u lie and I find out about it, now its like u have stabbed me with a knife.... I HATE LIERS!!!! BE TRUE TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU AND MOST OF ALL BE TRUE TO YOURSELF....

Ripper Realizing Mistake Asking Community Forgiveness
hey fubar community. over the last month i have ripped pictures from a few of the ladies.excuse me approx. 12 ladies. while asking permission and receiving permission from some i did not ask all for permission. to the few i didn't ask, I AM SORRY. and as well, apoligize to the community. when only a few will get upset, it still breaks the trust people have in everyone out right and subconsiously.how can we call each other friends if there is no trust. any uncomfortability felt is on me and nobody but me. no longer without permission will it happen!!! ricky

Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Y Is It.................
y is it that guys dont realize when they hurt ppl y is it that a chick and say .. you hurt me... and they still dont get it.. y is it that a chick is good for what seem only as long as they want.. and no longer... i guess for me ill never know cause no guy i know will ever explain it all to me... cause they dont TALK they just let us wonder y is it.......

Ive Just Seen 30 Days Of Night (a Review)
As night begins to fall for a thirty day spell over a small Alaskan outpost village, a motley crew of vampires comes waltzing in for a feast in David Slade's adaptation of the graphic novel, "30 Days of Night." Ever since "Interview with the Vampire" vampires have been depicted in films as something hip, cool, and sexy. Recently the idea of becoming a vampire is like making a fashion statement or becoming a Scientologist. In "30 Days of Night" the vampires are nameless, cunning, animal-like bloodsuckers and far from mindless zombies (which have been more popular of late). Finally, vampires are restored to film as monsters to be feared and not as some sympathetic and alluring subculture. The film grabs you from its opening shot of a man walking through a desolate snow covered landscape away from an ominous boat docked in the ice and never lets go. Director Slade wisely avoids many of the seizure-inducing trappings of recent horror films. Sure, there are the prerequisite quick-cuts in

Universal Love
Up and down around the world we go Nothing has shined so bright as Your love Been shown the best of love that man could show Nothing has felt so right as Your love Now I could see if all these words I speak were only from myself (Not just me, everyone feels the same) But everywhere i go the record shows (They keep talking about you) These are the sentiments of someone else (How your love won't ever change) So I feel justified to stand eye to eye and say the things i do About the greatest charity the world ever knew You're a universal love Somebody, I believe (Somebody said, said i believe, He's all that i need) And you've proven to me You're a universal love (You've proven to me) All over (All over the world, feels like love to me) All the love i need In the street around the beat I searched And no one I found so kind (so kind), as Your love In the heavens above or underneath the Earth Not another one so f

Hero's !
I jsut wanted to take a moment today ... as I do everyday .... And wish all those who have served , and those serving now , A Happy Veterans Day !!! May all our loved ones come home safely .... God Bless Them All ........ God Speed my son !

Party
I am so tired and relieved today! The surprise party for my sister's bday went off without a hitch! It did rain all day and my stomach did get upset in the early afternoon so I spent two hours trying to take care of it before the party But once we got there everything went great! It wouldnt have been nearly as fun without help from my sister's friend who bough a cake and helped decorate the restaurant with their permission Sis's boyfriend was a big help too! I couldnt have done any of it without them! Most amazing of all, I did all of this without alcohol for the last month! Now I need wine! LOL

Beliefs Quiz
which religion best fits your beliefs???created with QuizFarm.com You scored as wiccan/witchyou are wiccan/witch, very interesting religion wiccan/witch 100%christian 69%Buddhist 63%Taoist 63%Hindu 63%other 50%agnostic 25%Satanist 25%atheist 13%jew 0%Muslim

What A Night!
Last night was crazy! Had Jamie, Buff, Mallory, and Charles over.....it was fun! We hung out all night and had a blast. Well about 4:30 I went to bed. Me and Mal had to be to work at 7:30 for a training thing. 5:30 comes along and Mal comes in my room and wakes me up. "There is some guy at the door that's bleeding and said he needs a place to crash." I was so out of it but I said "no." Then I thought they were fucking with me so I went out to the end of the hallway and peeked around the corner and saw Charles talking to someone at the door. I heard him saying "She is out of it, she has been drinking and it's not a good idea." By this time I was shaking like a leaf. Then I heard "Well, can you tell her Mike came by?" Charles said, "Mike who?" He said, "Yeater." Then I was really flipped out! He is one of my dumb moments from when I was drinking all the time. He said that his wife just went to jail and he had no place to go. I fucking hate this guy and he hates me, why in

Drama's Over
Mom's doing great after her surgery. Yesterday the kids and I brought her home from the hospital and cleaned her house and did most of the laundry. We are going back tomorrow to finish up. The whine fest seems to be over for now. The doctor told her to take it out of the sling and move it. We'll see if she will. I know she will tomorrow because I have to take it out to change the dressing! No choice then!

Eyes Closed With Tingles
So the world is only as real as you want it to be. Everything is relative. They sky is blue and the grass green but what if in another place and time it was different? They say you are either “glass half full” or “glass half empty”; what if all you really need is a refill? What’s to say that we have to believe what we see? I can feel the change of seasons and smell the rain and snow before I can see it. I know that Mother Earth is in pain. I have cravings for things I can’t describe but only feel, very few people know how to touch these things in me and when they do it surprises me who and what it is. I fear the things I crave most. Scared to find myself in these things and grow to love and live with them. I worry that my love can’t quench my thirst for them. So I continue to live in my small box, wishing to peek out and touch. I wish to have the strength to break the teachings I grew up with but to be able to keep them. To not be ruled by but live with my upbringing and beliefs. I

Wouldn't You Know It?
My dreams are no doubt rated (R) material. I dreamed I was at your bed side. You didn't hear me come in and you were fast asleep. I just stood there for the longest looking at you. I pulled back the covers to discover you were wearing nothing but your birthday suit. My eyes gazed at your luscious curves as I rubbed my hands up and down your body until my hand stopped right over your warm hot pussy. I slowly creeped my fingers inside you moving them back and forward...You start to moan and as you open your eyes your lips greeted mine with a long, deep tongued kiss. The kind that makes you lose your breathe and start to feel light-headed. Your arms wrap around me as our embrace becomes more passionate. I feel you start to thrust your hips back and forward as my fingers become drenched from your wetness. Your hands reach for a belt or button to unfasten on my pants only to discover that I too am wearing only my birthday suit. Your hands caress my now very hard member as I

Cheaters N Busted
This will clear some stuff up here lindsey is a lier... she told every1 that she misscarryed my child wich later on every1 found out was a lie and they didnt even beleave her at first iether wow hey the other lies are minor but another of my fav is o im not a cheater... here is the proof injoy busted cheating... http://www.geocities.com/spikenbriannbman/ and I even did this for her... http://www.geocities.com/spike_vampire_love

Why Are We All Frustrated With Fubar?
It seems as if a lot of people are very frustrated with Fubar lately. They keep making change after change and not listening to the members of Fubar. The latest is that they have taken away the ability to comment bomb. I really don’t care. It does make it frustrating but most of the people holding these contests are not doing it to be kind and give away prizes out of the goodness of their hearts, they are doing it to get more stupid points so they can be the highest person on Fubar. Why? Sounds almost pathetic to me. There is a friend on Fubar that throws contests and she does it the right way! She only allows one comment per person. I think that is the way it should be. Not see how many comments a person can possible do in one day! We do have better things to do with our time, don’t we? It seems a complete waste of time to sit and leave comment after comment. I did it for a friend because I think she is great and I promised her I would. I am so glad it is over and so

Dream Deferred..
What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up Like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore-- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over-- like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode? - Langston Hughes

Lips You Never Tasted
"LIPS U NEVER TASTED" I often dream about your lips the way they'd feel how they'd be slightly nervous but overly intrigued ready to taste something as Delectable Gratifying Moist & Sexually Satisfying as this... Way more than a french kiss... I'd show you a brand new experience I know you've never had one quite like this... You see you've never been kissed by the lips implanted beautifully in between the hips... known to make the tongue do flips and to satisfy in one or two sips... Watching you eat up every bit enjoying your chocolate banana split baby let me introduce you to the clit a whole lot of sucking.... & just a bit of spit.... I'd watch as you look amazed as you'd engage make me hit that orgasmic peak and out leaks the best coochie glaze.... leaving your mind in a daze because.... you actually liked it.... Your lips overly consumed but still wouldn't stop taste buds in shock by the sweet nect

Im Going Home
I am getting ready to head back to NY for a bit. I am not sure how long I will be gone as of right now. I just got news that my grandmother, who has been in the hospital for about three weeks now, is getting a lot worse. This morning, her kidney started failing(she has only the one) and they believe she just had a stroke. She is now hallucinating and remembering the past. She is saying her good byes and has been asking for me. She is calling other people me, so I am going home. The doctors and nurses just told my mom it is now time to do a family call out and have us all come in to be with her and say good bye. My grandmother raised me, and this really hurts so much. I dont think I can handle losing her, I have never really lost anyone I was truly close to, not like this close. They dont They don't think she will last much longer. Please have her in your prayers, she is one of the most important people in my life.

Im Going Home To Be With My Grandma, Please Pray For Her!!!!!
I am getting ready to head back to NY for a bit. I am not sure how long I will be gone as of right now. I just got news that my grandmother, who has been in the hospital for about three weeks now, is getting a lot worse. This morning, her kidney started failing(she has only the one) and they believe she just had a stroke. She is now hallucinating and remembering the past. She is saying her good byes and has been asking for me. She is calling other people me, so I am going home. The doctors and nurses just told my mom it is now time to do a family call out and have us all come in to be with her and say good bye. My grandmother raised me, and this really hurts so much. I dont think I can handle losing her, I have never really lost anyone I was truly close to, not like this close. They dont They don't think she will last much longer. Please have her in your prayers, she is one of the most important people in my life.

Temptin Me
Temptin' Me From the moment I met you I knew I wuz diggin' you Little did I know you Were diggin' me too And it's Temptin' Me Your Eyes met mine & Mine met yours Kissing temptation Into our soul Waking up feelings, we soon Can't control But, there is someone else... I am the Lover you can't touch I believe I can hear My own heart beating The thought of going there entering my mind Damn near cheating Thoughts of my other being left behind I can't think... You're Temptin' Me My pulse gyrating - unsteady My breathing heavy - Lord, don't let me As desire begins to build Conjuring, something in us; That dances on the wings of lust Temptin' Me every moment, You are near I am the Lover You Cannot touch I am drawing Orgasmic thoughtz When I look in your eyes Passion in the way you look at me I wanna get my freak on I wanna moan. I wanna be the ice cream Dripping down the sides Of your cone Ooooh, you're temp

I Wish
I Wish I wish I didnt miss you, I wish I didnt care, I wish I didnt look for you, Every time you werent there. I wish I didnt think of you, While I lay awake in my bed, I wish I didnt want you lying beside me, Instead of in my head. I wish I didnt miss your lips, I wish I didnt I miss your eyes, I wish I didnt miss your smiles, I wish I didnt have to say, all those good byes. I wish I didnt miss your touch, I wish I didnt miss your voice, I wish I didnt miss the smell of your body, I wish I didnt have to make a choice. I wish I didnt need you, I wish I didnt want you to, All these things I wished I didnt, But the problem is I do. I wish things were different, I wish we werent apart, I wish I could get you out of my head, So I could caress you in my heart.

The Way I Are Lyrics
State of Emergency Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Remember the time baby Yeah yeah I ain't got no money I ain't got no car to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we can be the perfect soulmates Talk to me girl (Oh) Baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right Baby if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are (I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped Can you handle me the way I are?) I don't need the G's or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like, I like, I like... I ain't got no Visa I ain't got no Red American Express We can't go nowhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best Talk to me girl (Oh), baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go and touch, you can still

Fuck Me Fuck Me Fuck Me
ok i did it i made a lounge for married to go and chat with no worres of being hit on and thing's like that please if you are all my friends help me out check it out if any in put on how to decarate it would be grate too http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51883

Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for there will always be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial

Full Heart Empty Arms
Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."

Casting Using The Power Of Animals
Spells are cast using the power of animal allies and familiars. Animal allies, familiars and the magic power inherent in specific animal species can help you achieve your spell's goals. Notice that the above sentence reads "power of animals" not "parts of animals." It's not necessary to point any fingers, but I DO NOT use animals parts or by-products in my spells, though more cultures than not have engaged in this practice. It's not necessary to discuss whether those spells ever worked or not, either. If they did work, would that make them acceptable today? That discussion veers dangerously close to the opinion frequently expressed about how tragic it is that tigers may soon be extinct in the wild because poachers kill them for medicines and aphrodisiacs that don't work. If the medicines did work, would the situation be any less tragic? Whether those old spells ever worked or not, we now live in an era where the balance of nature is terribly tipped. Those spells are no longer v

Walk Away
Find me… I'm falling… And fooling myself that it's flight Imperfect, I plummet And ponder Pushed away on principle Walk away and I stare Would you stand me up again? Wonder if I've said too much And we'll never speak again Forfeit My future For feelings of few far betweens Mindless Of merciful Measures making ends preempt the means And I searched your eyes for an answer And shuddered at what I found there As my skin shrunk away from conclusion That you lack the strength to care Walk away and I stare Would you stand me up again? Wonder if I've said too much And we'll never speak again… again This is the way it has to be That you would turn your back on me And you and I should walk away! Walk away and I stare Would you stand me up again? Wonder if I've said too much And we'll never speak again Never speak again Never speak again

Natural Highs
Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. (It Must be mine. Just Mail it back to me.) 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that l

Please Help Her She Is Awesome And She Always Helps Others
ok this lady right here is awesome. she sends people comments everyday even if they forget to send her one. she is there to help people level and win contests. please go show her some love because she is always there to help others.

Just More Music Videos Enjoy
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I Love You..again
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night I love you like I love the rain its lustful calm embrace I love you like I love to laugh until it hurts my face I love you like I love to drive with no real destination I love you like I love the thrill of pure infatuation But most of all I love you like I love a cherished friend Who holds me tight, dries my tears and loves me to the end

Pain
Azurite skys beautiful eyes I see butterflies, telling bitter sweet lies as they fly softly through the falling skies I feel innate so i suffocate Since i can't conjugate that which i subjugate All my goals onced burned like hot coals But a moon eclipsed over many souls Making me cold now i have nothing left to hold Having nothing left i felt i should meet death So he could take away my very last breath Left without a trace i lost my grace I fell into a dark silver embrace

The Meet
He leaned against the wall, feeling its vibrations as a plane either landed or took flight. His nerves calmer then He would have believed when He booked her flight. For a moment He did ponder the possibility of her changing her mind, but He knew better then that. she would not break her loyalty to Him over her nerves, not to mention how ecstatic her words had been when He had informed her of the flight. "Oh m'Lord, finally m'Lord, thank You Sir" He let these words flow through His mind as people started exiting the terminal on which He would find her. It appeared to be a busy flight, but He new she would be the last off. "I wish for you to leave the plain last my dear," He continued by explaining even though He knew she would follow the command regardless of the reason... "This is how I shall know you upon first sight my dear." When He saw the line end He looked back to the terminal, watching a last solitary figure step out, she was clearly as nervous as could be. She wor

My Pledge
No words can ever define The feeling of when we kiss Warmth of our embrace And your sweet hand on my face That smile, and thos eyes Melts my soul Never a love, this perfect Has yet or will ever Be as true or as strong

Cherry The Path Leads Here
No rush though I need your touch I won't rush your heart Until you feel on solid ground Until your strength is found, girl I'll fill those canyons in your soul Like a river lead you home And I'll walk a step behind In the shadows so you shine Just ask it will be done And I WILL prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one" Somebody else was here before He treated you unkind And broken wings need time to heal Before a heart can fly, girl I'll fill those canyons in your soul Like a river lead you home And I'll walk a step behind In the shadows so you shine Just ask it will be done And I will prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one" Trust in me and you'll find a heart so true All I want to do is give the best of me to you And stand beside you Just ask it will be done And I WILL prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one"

Im The One
If you need someone to take you by the hand And help you heal your broken heart Show you how to find the faith in love again So you can make a brand new start If you're looking for the man to chase away your clouds And be your morning sun Oh, baby, I'm the one Believing in tomorrow is so hard When all your yesterdays are filled with pain Trusting in the future isn't easy When the past is just pouring rain All you need is someone who can take away The memory of what he's done Oh, baby, I'm the one I'm the one who longs to kiss your lips And hold you tight I'm the one who longs to love you For the rest of your life So if you're looking for the kind of man who loves Forever and will never run Oh, baby, I'm the one I'm the one who longs to kiss your lips And hold you tight I'm the one who longs to love you For the rest of your life So if you're looking for the kind of man who loves Forever and will never run Oh, baby, I'm the one Oh, baby, I'm the one

Used Yet Again
"SO PISSED OFF" Yet again I trusted someone and they turned out to be a guy posing as a female.. why do they do this..? I opened up and mentioned things that I should have kept privie, my likes my dislikes and things about my personal life. I am so fucking angry,I feel used and abused.. grrr.. for someone to get thier jollies pretending, am I that fuckin stupid or just nieave.. gonna be so cautious from now on..If I feel I cant trust anymore.. i'll just pack it in......

Well Well
well today is tuesday and i am hyper as shyt for some odd reason i have been thinkin bout alot of things. i got this friend im not sayin any names they know who they are.but he FUCKIN ROCKS!!!! lol yea u micheal. but i went to maryland this weekend and had a blast.but last night was pure hell and most part of today was to.but i guess once i went off back at this person he left me the hell alone and chilled the hell out.you know i'm meeting new friends.and that rocks to. i have been thinkin once i get a job and get on my feet im gettin the hell outta of this town might go to maryland i dont know yet but i don know i want to leave this hell hole. to much drama. well im out im gonna bounce around the house some more.lol i just got done makin m$m cookies

I Want To Know
I WANT TO KNOW I want to know how you love I want to know how you want to be loved I want to know the very essence Captured in your mind and soul Do you have a tender heart so meek and mild Or is your heart one full of Rage Hurt Pain and hunger for my reality I WANT TO KNOW YOU I want to know who you are I want to know who you want to be I want to see and partake in your dreams If your second world will allow me It's okay to let your barriers down I will be gentle and sensitive With your fragile heart and antique mind Allowing you that freedom of expression Freeing you from any suppression that is within I WANT TO KNOW YOU I want to know how you feel When my smile meets your eyes When my lips connect with your mahogany face I want to know how you truly feel When you hear my voice rickashayin within your mind Like the sound of the ocean captured in a shell Is your heart warm Does it yearn for my caress and gentle tug I WANT T

Grr.
Rawr. I have a meeting with the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship tomorrow and I can't find my damn birth certificate. I don't need it, but I want it - just in case. So hopefully at 11:30am tomorrow I will become a permanent resident of Canada =D woooooo

We Are Home
Well after 4 days of eating hospital food and dealing with the hustle and bustle of the hospital, Ravyn is FINALLY home. Her daddy and I are exhausted, but ever so grateful that she is doing better and back home where she belongs.

Mute Math - Chaos
Download it. If you can't, ask me to send and I will. Everyone must listen to Mute Math. Complication is my claim to fame I can’t believe there’ s another, constantly just another and I can’t avoid what I can’t control I’m losing ground, still I can’t stand down I Know, yeah I know… Yeah I know you stay true when my world is false everything around’s breaking down to chaos I always see you when my sight is lost everything around’s breaking down to chaos I know you stay true when my world is false everything around’s breaking down to chaos I always see you when my sight is lost everything around’s breaking down to chaos It’s hard to trust anyone again after all the let downs I’ve been through, haunted by what I’ve been through. Air’s still trapped, while I still can’t breathe and I’m screaming out, give me help somehow I know, yeah I know… Yeah I know you stay true when my world is false everything around’s breaking down to chaos I always see you wh

Intimately
INTIMATELY I want you to be so into ME That you will know me I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When we are apart I want you to remember; The curves of my body... The strut in my walk... The twinkle in my eye... And my accent when I talk... I want you to be so familiar with ME That you will know me I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When those times come and you have to leave, I want you to remember; The scent of my body... The softness of my skin... The sounds that I make, when you are deep within... I want you to be so much apart of ME That you will know me I-N-T-I-M-A-T-E-L-Y When you are lonely an all alone you will remember; The way we started fights just to enjoy making up... The way I sneak up behind you and squeeze your butt... The way we made love on your office desk... And I made you scream WHO'S PUSSY IS THIS?!!? I want you to know when you feel that sudden chill, or suddenly you think its me that you see. Its just us loving

Your Kind Of Swingin
from a tree bitch lol 2 the so called swinger when u want sex ur wifes 2 ugly so u never bring her u go lookin for something you aint got a sexy young lady with a body thats hot you need 2 learn you step 2 my lady and your gonna get burnned jus think of me as a pitbull protecting whats mine so you better beware and not cross that line or your gonna hurt cause ill rush your ass as you get taken 2 the dirt once on top i will not stop poundin your face until you say uncle and that youve learned your place

Wanna Be A Insider Plz
ok please help me get to insider .. i'll hit you back you all know i return love . i would love to be a godmother before my year ann. here ... so come show loving to my page i'll hit you back in the morning .. thanks Evonne

Just Fyi
I wanna thank u all for the happy bday hollars and stuff ... if i forgotten anyones im sorry im just not built that way so ill tell you all now happy bday and merry holidays and shit like that hugs and high fives all around

Street Justice The Cro Mags
Street justice happening all around you see Won't try to talk my way out Don't try to play those speech games anymore Overpower-Overcome Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! No way out gotta stand strong Can't you see that I'm not wrong That's the way it is and can't you see Street justice for you and me. Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! If it really doesn't matter why do you care? Don't turn around if it's not your affair Don't try to play those speech games anymore Overpower-Overcome Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! Street justice! Justice!!

Heart-these Dreams
Spare a little candle Save some light for me Figures up ahead Moving in the trees White skin in linen Perfume on my wrist And the full moon that hangs over These dreams in the mist Darkness on the edge Shadows where I stand I search for the time On a watch with no hands I want to see you clearly Come closer than this But all I remember Are the dreams in the mist These dreams go on when I close my eyes Every second of the night I live another life These dreams that sleep when its cold outside Every moment I’m awake the further I’m away Is it cloak n dagger Could it be spring or fall I walk without a cut Through a stained glass wall Weaker in my eyesight The candle in my grip And words that have no form Are falling from my lips These dreams go on when I close my eyes Every second of the night I live another life These dreams that sleep when it’s cold outside Every moment I’m awake the further I’m away There’s something out there I cant resi

Cuttin Up!
I was talking to a friend at work this morning an outta the blue I say:I need to ask you a question....So he says what??.....An I say:So,how does it feel to be an asshole!?.....Lmao...Much love,muahs to all!

Thanksgiving
Well im an heading to Mccomb area for thanksgiving and to take care of my aunt it feels so good to be going up there it is home to me I will be up there for a few weeks just chillin with family and friends If any one needs me while im away call my cell 2283424889 leave a message if i dont answer im not sure if ill get service there lol well any ways have a great thanksgiving this is my first thanksgiving with out my husband and i wish he would be here but drinking and his buddys mean more than his wife so love to everyone have a mo betta day

Battle Of Guam
The Battle of Guam was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Guam in the Mariana Islands from 21 July 1944 to 10 August 1944. Guam is the largest of the Marianas, 30 miles (48 km) long and 9 miles (14 km) wide. It had been a United States possession from the Spanish-American War of 1898 until it was captured by the Japanese on 11 December 1941. It was not as heavily fortified as the other Mariana Islands such as Saipan that had been Japanese possessions since the end of World War I, but by 1944 it had a large garrison. The Allied plan for the invasion of the Marianas called for heavy preliminary bombardment, first by carrier aircraft and planes based in the Marshall Islands to the east, then once air superiority was gained, close bombardment by battleships. Guam was chosen as a target because its large size made it suitable as a base for supporting the next stage of operations towards the Philippines, Taiwan and the Ryukyu Islands; the deep-wat

Hey All
if i have missed rating someobdy's page and such i do apologize, i been trying to keep up..but i do have other obligations to other members on here trying to help them win contests, and other things! You will find ne a very good friend who listens may giv e some good advice too lol or u may think its not is cool! Secondly. im here for friends, and hopefully love or jusy bouncin around with the bounce checks lol..anyways anytime ya wanna yap or chat find me and ill be glad too again my a[pologies for missing u if i have... ALL MY LOVE N BLESSINS TED AKA HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE!!

Nightmaremindtrap
Bottled smoke and rusted chains hideous creatures in your veins None travel in the dark of night but chew your flesh at mornings light You cannot scream, there are no tears the creatures eat your darkest fears And now you wake up only to find all the dead are NOT in your mind It's the pain of survival It's the pain of revival Break it all down, don't fuck with me Break it all down, I will fuck with you Break it all down and we'll go around You and I Don't look don't stop just drop Bottled smoke and rusted chains hideous creatures in your veins Fuck, now your dead

Kid Nation.
Ok dammit, I admit I am totally hooked on this show.The kids are always fighting and bickering and the more I watch, the more I am fascinated by it. I root for the kids that do well like Greg and such and then abhor the ones that are just snotty little brats like Taylor and Amjay. Seriously, some of these kids impress me with their knowledge and work ethic. Am I just fucked in the head or what?......lol

How I Feel Right Now...
Backstreet Boys Videos | Nashville Real Estate | Denver Real Estate (dont mind the song i love it) i feel kinda funny but in a good way, im getting excited about moving and starting to like my friend more, but i want to take it slowly and really not mess it up, she's a really good friend and i hope we can meet someday and just hang out, that would be fun but its all when she and i are ready. shes really sweet and fun to talk to, and we have alot in common but like i said i want to take things slowly so thats how i feel.....zacky says hi and loves 2 everyone

Im Fuckin Sick Of It...
i needed too vent soo here goes my venting...how the fuck are you going to come in my room at 1 am ad bitch me out becuz you can?!?! how the fuck can you sit there and tell me that i need to get a fuckin job becuz your not going to get me smokes any more bitch i give you more than you can possibly ever give me bac in smokes!! you smoke fuckin 3 packs a day thats about 10 dollars a day you waste on your self for what? i smoke fuckin 1 pack in a 24 hour time period your out before you even wake up you cock and than you tell me that your sick of my fuckin shit what the fuck ever i mean you sit on your ass all day and do what..watch tv wow stressfull you tell me too get a job i dont give a fuck if your "Disabled" you moved an intier house you must be good enough to get a fucki job you low life peice of shit!!! i clean, cook, go shopping run YOUR errands i make you coffee i make coffee in general i drive your wife to work i get jobs and i do things for myself and than when i have a job you

Man Charged With Vicky's Murder
Man charged with Vicky's murder Vicky family's years of pain A man has appeared in court charged with the murder of 15-year-old Vicky Hamilton, who went missing in 1991. Peter Tobin, 61, appeared in private at Linlithgow Sheriff Court. Vicky's remains were found at a house in Margate, Kent, where he once lived. Police had been investigating the disappearance of another missing girl. Mr Tobin made no plea or declaration and was remanded in custody. Officials said he is expected to appear in court again next week. The accused was charged in July over the 15-year-old's disappearance. Vicky's father Michael and other relatives gathered at the court and Mr Hamilton was accompanied by a police officer as he walked in front of the Reliance prison van which conveyed Mr Tobin to court. There was a sizeable police presence at the court in West Lothian and some of the onlookers who had gathered outside shouted abuse as Mr Tobin was led in and out of the rear of

Friends...
Sometimes in life we realize small things. Other times the big ones come and slap us in the face: SOME FRIENDS: Fucking losers Retarded Interested in gossip only Enemies in disguise Nothing to get upset about Diabolical Somewhat assholes OTHER FRIENDS: Forever there for you Really a gem Interested in your well being Eternal in all they are Need to hold them close your ♥ Do anything for you Someone you can drunk dial and they’ll laugh Just something to think about…. What kind of friends do you have??? What kind of friend are you????

Thanks To All Of You!
Thanks To All Of You! {HAHAHA} Body: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned

Who's The Reason For Your Smile?
Who's the one that makes you happy? Or maybe, who's the one always on your mind? And who is the reason you're living for? Who's the reason for your smile? I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one To ever feel this way I love you so much that I think I'm goin' insane I'm goin' crazy, Outta my head Goin' crazy, Outta my head Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love And what you give Everyone needs somebody And you know Everybody needs someone Well then I guess it's true Everybody needs a special kind of love And you're the only one I'm thinking of You mean the world to me You are my only I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one To carry on this way I love you so much I lose track of time Lose track of the days I'm goin' outta my head Goin' crazy, Outta my head Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love And what you give It's not what you got, It's what you give It ain't the life you choose, it's the life you live It's

For Mac The Best Friend A Girl Could Ask For!!!
A beautiful person to walk in your life Wonderful in everyway There for you when you need And never ask for anything Just for you to be you Except them for who they are This is what I call a wonderful friend A excelent example of the perfect creature A man who has lived and learned Friends to the end With love of another And respect of you and who you are Thank You Mac for always being here And being a wonderful friend So with all this said this is my promise I am always here for you love ya and respect you If you ever need to talk cry or rant holler Cause I will always be your friend.

Servey About Me
Greatest Myspace Survey About You...Age20BirthplaceAugust 5th, 1986Current LocationMiddle of SINGLE\'s VILLHair ColorBlondeEye ColorBlueHeight4\'11Heritageummmm...?!?Your fearsDying & staying SINGLE forever :[Your weaknessLikeing someone then finding out they only want me for sex :[Goal for todaymakre sure I can eat, cause Autumn wants my food and I don\'t get any of itGoal for this yearEither get engaged, prego, or move out and into my own home!!!Lifetime goalBe the best I can beWhen do you want to get married?-Unknown-and to whom?-Unknown-Ever been in love?NoCurrently in love?Umm,, UnknownDo you think you are attractive?YesYour best physical featureEyesHave you ever... eaten Sushi...Yesgone skinny dipping...Yesbeen beaten up...Yeswanted to kill someone...Yesgone a week without MySpace...Yes

A Taste Of Your Body
the taste of your body is my delight from top to bottom for the rest of the night don't need to move, don't need to speak just let me explore each and every treat I'll start at the toes and then to the calves tasting each inch and making it last savoring the texture of every flick my tongue on your body, yes baby this is it I know you want me to take you inside and my need for you I cannot disguise let me take my time won't you please as I rest my head between your knees cupping and stroking and plunging licking and sucking and knowing these are the things you like me to do when I'm down on my knees in front of you your nipples they beckon my wanton kiss one of the spots I never can miss my sighs escape because you are a treasure and the taste of your love gives me such pleasure don't make me stop ~ don't cry my name those little sounds you utter drive me insane they make my lips try harder you see to take you deeper inside of me the taste of your body is my del

The Story: A Song By Brandi Carlile
all of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell them to It's true...I was made for you I climbed across the mountain tops Swam all across the ocean blue I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules But baby I broke them all for you Because even when I was flat broke You made me feel like a million bucks Yeah you do and I was made for you You see the smile that's on my mouth Is hiding the words that don't come out And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed They don't know my head is a mess No, they don't know who I really am And they don't know what I've been through like you do And I was made for you... All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell

The Hot Hal Krueger Needs Your Help Ladies
GIVE A COWBOY A HAND AND GET HIM UP IN CHART AND HIS SONG " DO IT YOURSELF THING " ADD HAL www.myspace.com/halkrueger CLICK ON HIS BANNER TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE, LETS GIT ER DONE :)

The Perfect Wedding!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

Back
Looks like I'm actually gonna have time to visit again now. I know it's been almost two months since I've talked to a lot of you, but life has been a true nightmare here. Please bear with me as I get back into the swing of things again...

Freestyle
rollin down the highway bitch doin it my way call me burger king as i serve them fiends wit dem dope ass beats that's a straight guarantee doin nothin homo rollin by straight slo mo like i was d.j. screw who the fuck knew that boy done had a flow so i just mosh in that bitch and throuh them bows so don't act like ya don't know it's the queen city that's claimed the crown straight out da midwest and we holdin it down like chuck lidell got you in a submission hold ufc style fightin in the cage, we get swolled stokin the fire get ya talkin through the wire but you ain't kanye, but i can get ya higher just holla at me if you desire the hottest lyrics to bring the fire

Dick Riders
bullshit pyscho shit goin through mind don't give a fuck a i kill it all the time i get down for mine, i stay on my grind so ya thinkin ya can bring a knife to a gun fight and i'll show you the might of a million mutha fuckas down to die down to ride, down to commit a homicide on some fake ass bitches that be riding dick thinkin you got me twisted in the game thinkin that ya a slick bitch but i prove that you a lame and you can't play shit ya run ya mouth ya lie to him and him and him and her but you get so caught up in the lies that it's all a blur i step correct like my name was k r s one mic one love like my name was nasir jones but i'm not pullin shit but ya card and i'm breakin bones layin ya flat face first in ya front yard comin straight from the boneyard i'm the undertaker wanna step to me, and i'm show the anger nothing but some real muscle showin like my name was hulk hogan sorry ass lame ass dick riding

Your Fire!!
I see fire in your eyes. Passion, burning just under the surface. Kept under control by sheer force of will. Let it out. Let it touch me. Set my body on fire with a glance. Bring my blood to a boil with the feel of you pressed against me. Burn me with your lips, yuour mouth. Steal my breath, and replace it with the fire of your need. Carress me, make me yours. Bestow upon me the fire of your passion. And I will give you the fiery, heat of mine. Lock it up stow it away, I will still see it just under the surface. The choice is yours, you will not be disapointed.

I Wanna Be
Sometimes you know the words don't come too easy Sometimes you feel alone and blind You're walking in the dark Somebody comes and gives you words of comfort from the heart And you know that we've all had complications Wrong roads where you feel you're lost and won't get very far Somebody comes and gives you some direction and a start And I wanna be the sound that rings in your ears And I wanna be your candle in the dark And I wanna be the hands that bring you back here I wanna be the one you see I wanna be the one you need Your eyes have seen some things you don't believe in Sometimes you feel disgust No faith, should you just fade away Somebody tells you hold your ground Don't be afraid I wanna see you, I wanna touch you I wanna feel you, I wanna be there if you... I wanna, I need you, I want you to know I wanna be the one you see I wanna be the one you need By John Corabi

Myths
Fat is always bad for you Actually, the problem is not fat it’s the type of fat a person eats. You actually need some fat in your diet. Omega-3 and Omega-6 Fatty Acids for example greatly help brain and heart function. The problem fats are the solid and semi-solid fats found in meat, called saturated fat. These fats are laden with LDL (“bad”) cholesterol. The good fats are generally clear, liquid called mono-unsaturated fats found in plants, nuts and seafood. These contain HDL (“good”) cholesterol. Fats slow down the digestion of carbohydrates which keeps blood sugar levels more stable. Dietary changes will make me lose weight There is no guarantee dietary changes will cause you to lose weight. The whole issue of weight loss is using more calories in daily activity than you consume in meals and snacks. A good test for this is when you get up in the morning. Do you feel hungry right away or do you feel you could skip breakfast? If you can skip breakfast, you had a surplus of ca

Bjork-big Time Sensuality
I can sense it Something important Is about to happen It's coming up. It takes courage to enjoy it The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality. We just met And I know I'm a bit too intimate But something huge is coming up And we're both included. It takes courage to enjoy it The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality. I don't know my future after this weekend And I don't want to. It takes courage to enjoy it The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality Sensuality --------------------------------

Bjork-play Dead
darling stop confusing me with your wishful thinking hopeful enbraces don't you understand? i have to go through this i belong to here where no-one cares and no-one loves no light no air to live in a place called hate the city of fear i play dead it stops the hurting i play dead and hurting stops it's sometimes just like sleeping curling up inside my private tortures i nestle into pain hug suffering caress every ache i play dead it stops the hurting -----------------------------

Life Span
On the first day, ADONAI created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." Sprach the dog: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give YOU back the other ten?" So ELOHIM agreed. On the second day, ADONAI created the monkey and sprach: "Entertain people, do tricks and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty-year life span." Sprach the monkey: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give YOU back ten like the dog did?" Thus agreed ELOHIM. On the third day created ADONAI the cow and spake: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will give you a life span of sixty years." Said the cow: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about

Fairy Or Dragon?
Fairy or Dragon??DragonYou are a dragon,Your mercy is limited to certain people/things. You can be very vicous at times and you are very mysterious most ppl want you dead but you are way to powerful to be killed.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

2time
didnt i say what u denied didnt i say u told me it was a lie didnt i say made u scream didnt i say call me crazy not what it seems what does it seem when i've seen it what does it seem when your actions complete it what does it seem when it's all there and u suddenly disappear didnt i say touched, when i didnt touch u didnt i say not much, to him 'i love u' didnt i say i know u say whatever! or is it whoever and whereever and it's not me in what u call 'we'.. together

Grandpa And Grandson
One afternoon Grandpa was sitting out back having a cigar...and his grandson came up and asked if he could have a cigar...grandpa said, "can you put your dick in your ass?" the grandson answered, "No grandpa I'm too little" then grandpa said your too young to have a cigar then. The next day grandpa was out back drinking a beer. The grandson came up and asked, "Grandpa can I have a beer?" then grandpa said, "can you stick your dick in your ass?" the boy replied No grandpa I'm too young. So he walked off. The following day the little boy was out back eating sugar cookies... grandpa came up and said, "Boy those look really good, can I have one?" the grandson said, Grandpa can you stick your dick up your ass? Grandpa said, I sure can... the grandson looked at him and said.... "Great then go fuck yourself...grandma made these cookies for me" he got up and walked off.

The Magical World Of Tantric Sex
“Tantra does not require “believing in” something, or even “agreeing with” anything. There is nothing to accept on blind faith. The validity of Tantric teachings and practices lies in our own experience, our own inner process. We don’t have to take anyone’s word for anything. No one is asking us to believe anything. There is no dogma. The only way we can truly practice Tantra is to give up our concepts of what we think is happening and see what is actually happening. Through the process of Kundalini awakening we open up to inner or intuitive knowledge. The Shakti stimulates insights and breakthroughs. We practice Tantra and relate these practices to our day-to-day life. We become more fulfilled and powerful.” —– Gurumayi Chidvilasananda Supreme Bliss Tantra Supreme Bliss is the zenith of sexual ecstasy that transforms Kundalini, or orgasmic energy, into expanded consciousness. Tantra believes that all energy is life force energy. Supreme Bliss Tantra is the modern system of p

Some Of My Shitty Poems
Just A Man As i got down on one knee I pledged myself to thee I give you my heart I give you my soul....... Now to thee I ask Why am I so bad Did I do something wrong I feel as if I dont belong Is there a place for me in this world some days i think not i ask my self why what have I done why does every one hate me Do people not care any more Do they think this is a game do they not realize I am man Do they not know when i am cut I BLEED RED just like they doo That i feel pain I am not as strong as every one thinks i have feelings i have thoughts I feel love and I feel hate I cant keep going on this way I dont want much I just want to be happy to share my life with some one special to have a friend a lover a wife an equal nothing more nothing less Is this too much to ask for I think not I am just a simple man I am just a man I have spent so many years not caring now i do care and the world seems to not i reach for a hand up wha

Words On A Page
I saw your words on your page, the very one that nearly sent me into a rage. But then I saw and read your word, and it felt as though your voice I had heard. For never have I heard words fit so right, or strike me with such a force of might. I sit here now wondering why, I never saw this side of you, or did I? When did your write them, or have the time, to put those words together so sublime. And not I wonder how much is true, for I have found myself falling in love with you. I wish to be your raging storm, to guide you through to the dawning morn. So if you will have me, I wish to come, and be your one and only one. A lonely loner with silent paws in the night, a dying breed with amber eyes so bright. All of this seen from eyes of blue, ice colored eyes that belong to you. Take me, hold me, love and care for me please, for I now find myself on my knees. So pull me up, take me into your arms, and keep me safe forevermore from harm. HwyHoney 11/6/07

Have You Found This Guy Cos I Did Im Lucky!
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.

Computer Quotes
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computer dating is f

Ducks On A Fence
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Help Me Get My Dammit Cowboy To Number 1 On Soundclick
SOUNDCLICK ITS AT NUMBER 6 IN HONKY TONK, 188 IN COUNTRY HELP IT CLIMB , GO TO MY SOUNDCLICK BY CLICKIN ON BANNER BELOW GIVE IT LISTEN HIT 5 STARS, THANK YOU I WROTE THE LYRIC, MY CO WRITER MARK ELLIS THE MELODY, CAROL KIRKPATRICK IS THE ARTIST SINGING IT CHECK THEM BOTH OUT SOUNDCLICK AS WELL, GOT TO THANK HARVEY BARR FOR REMASTERING IT JUST RIGHT !!

Warm Welcome *smiles*
Hi Y'all, Wow, thanks for the warm welcome! I've gotten such a warm welcome at FuBar, it's going to take me a bit of time to meet everyone. If you haven't heard from me yet, please be patient. I'll be dropping by to show ya some love soon. I'm still working on my profile page. Feel free to let me know what ya think *Smiles* I've given up on posting videos.*laffs* There is just too much good music out there. I've created a Playlist instead. It's a collection of some very sexy songs *grins* Check 'em out and feel free to leave Comments. I hope you enjoy them! I'm also working on another story that I will be posting soon so keep your eye out for it *Smiles* Once again, thanks for the warm welcome. I look forward to meeting y'all. Much love to my friends ... and even more love to my family! See Ya! SE

Hey All
Just wanted you all to know i'm gonna be offline for a short time in the middle of moving and settling in will be back soon and will be checking my fubar from the library for a few days have a blast and don't think i have givin up on fubar. miss ya babe talk to you soon

Need I Say More
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, There's too many places I haven't seen And if I stayed here with you, now Things just wouldn't be the same Well I'm as free as a bird now, And a bird you can not change. And a bird you can not change. And a bird you can not change. Lord knows I can't change Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. And though this feeling I can't change. Please don't take it badly, The Lord knows I'm to blame. And, if I stayed here with you now Things just wouldn't be the same. For I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And the bird you can not change. And the bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change.

Exercising Your Brain
Beauty of Math! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 "Too often we give children answers to remember rather than p

Testing Everybody's Limits
Last night Martha and I went out to dinner at Michael's Restaurant here in Minot, and we did not go away hungry! It was a spur-of-the-moment decision; Martha and Mary had just gotten home with our kids when I arrived and we could have settled down to leftovers. The refrigerator is actually getting pretty full of them . . . a few days ago I'd gotten a card in the mail from Dinecard out of Fort Collins, Colorado for a free meal at Michael's when I buy one once a month until the end of next year. Neither of us had ever been there, and we'd heard various good things about the place. Mary agreed to watch Sarah and Jeffrey for us while we went -- we owe her a lot for being able to get out of the house without the kids sometimes! For forty-three dollars and change, Martha got a twelve-ounce sirloin -- she confessed to me that Appleby's was better -- with baked potato, corn on the cob, and salad while I got "Michael's Mega Burger", a twenty-four ounce hamburger which COVERS THE PLATE an

Bj
blow job ettiquet 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule # 1... So, if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn you watched, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Exrension to rule # 3... No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are not handles. 6. Extension to rule # 5... Do not push on the top of my head, Do you really want puke on your dick? 7. I don't care how relaxed you get, it is NEVER ok to fart. 8. Having my period doesn't mean it's "Hummer Week", get it through your head, - I'm bloated and I feel like shit , so no, I don't feel obligated to blow you just because WE can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to rule # 8... "BLUE BALLS" might work on high school girls--if you're that desperate, go jack off and leave me alone with my midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just ruined it for you. 11. Leaving me in bed whi

Matt Damon
So matt damon is peoples sexiest man alive.... On the one hand... FINALLY the world knows what i've known since i was 16 On the other hand Now i gotto get a baseball bat to beat all the bitches that are gonna be stalkin my man

Nuggets Of Wisdom
PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW) If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is entered in backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you. This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists. Please pass this along to everyone possible and I hope this will never happen to you.

Question
for all of those who really care. which i think will be about 2 or 3 of you. im thinking about posting things i have done sexuraly. things that i havnt done but want to, and things that i will never do. just for the hell of it. please comment and tell me what you think

Red Friday
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's. As they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly on their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me...... I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young, unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service

Life
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with me? Why can't I find that one true person that is mine? Is this even the right place to post this...prob not. But my horoscope did say to write the shit the was bothering me and for the life of me I don't know why but this is bothering me. I want to find my soul mate. Where do you look for it. I am tired of someone just looking for sex. I really want to find that someone that knows ME. Not just what I show but someone that is interested in what makes me tick. Sigh!

My Angel
your there for me when i need you most so that's why this blog i must post as we come upon our first year i do think back as i shed a tear it is cause i realise if it wasnt for you id be alone and this is true i dont mind if you get crushes alot cause it lets me know i got a woman thats hot

Fuck Those 8-legged Freaks!
midnight....just finished a movie...was actually really into book was reading when low and behold....something catchs corner of eye. kept reading...trick of light or something..nothing major. reading.....reading... and guess what....this fucking brown recluse decides it wants to read along to ! sittin on shoulder clear as day...just sitting there....oh did pup mention not wearing anything??? yea was ready for damn bed and to crash..and here's this spider that if bitten have to run to a doc cause of its venom....sittin casually on shoulder. soo....just sat there for a moment.....contemplating choices. choice 1) jump up and shake around hoping it falls off 2) chill and ask if spidey wants the page turned 3) flick it off quickly 4) pretend to be asleep...maybe it'll go away but before any choice was made ( was gonna pick 3....by the way ) the fucking thing decides its done chillin on shoulder and moves down......hmmmmmm female, naked in chair, and

Fakes On Fubar
Why do both men and women on here not show their age? Seriously I love how people on here have a question mark where their age should be. Come on for real if you are ashamed to say how old you are, you are probably at the wrong web site. Maybe you should be checking out aarp instead. Its not like its hard to tell how old somebody is by looking at their pics, so stop trying to kid everybody and just admit it.

What You Will See Tonight!!
Final Card For Tonights WWE Survivor Series PPV November 18, 2007WWE Championship MatchRandy Orton vs. Shawn MichaelsWorld Heavyweight TitleHell in a Cell MatchBatista vs. UndertakerTraditional Survivor Series Elimination MatchTriple H, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio & Kane vs. Umaga, Mr. Kennedy, MVP, Finlay & Big Daddy VECW ChampionshipTriple Threat MatchCM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. The MizWorld Tag Team Championship MatchLance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Cody Rhodes & HardCore HollyHornswoggle vs. The Great Khali10 Divas Tag Team MatchBeth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Melina, Victoria & Layla vs. Mickie James, Maria, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool and Kelly Kelly *** Card subject to change ***

Did You Spank Your Monkey Today?
It's my first post, sorry if I try getting a little attention. I love talking about news, so here's the first posting of articles I find of interest: http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2007-11-12-monkey-india_N.htm The below is not an offical transscript. But in the spirit of South Park, the Simpsons, and other comedies, I will traumatize you with some poor writing while the screenwriter's guild is on strike: Officer: Ma'am, can you please describe the offender to us? Victim: Yes officer, but it's so hard. It was about two foot tall, with white hair on the cheeks, almost like sideburns. Officer: Was it a male or female monkey? Victim: I couldn't tell if it was a man or woman! Officer: Was the monkey crossdressing? Victim: No officer, it was... it was...hairy, and had no clothes on! Officer: Do you suspect it was a radical Islamic Terrorist monkey on our watch list? Victim: No officer, it just grabbed my bananna really hard, and ripped off the sk

Nekropolis 6 - Fetish Party Event - Pictures
This past Nov 10, it was held in My area an awesome Fetish Party called Nekropolis, this was edition #6 and it was My first, I had a blast!! can't wait to go to the next ones..... here are some pics I didn't add to My albums for lack of space... enjoy them.. I know I did!! THE GANG - THESE ARE SOME OF MY BDSM GROUP FRIENDS THE BAND - VICIOUS ALLIANCE - THEY WERE REALLY GOOD MY FRIEND VELVET EROTICA - SHE'S A CUTIE PIE A LITTLE DARLING - NOUSE CANDY - I'M PRETTY SURE THIS GUY HAS A FISHNET FETISH!! THE THEME OF THE PARTY WAS MEDICAL FETISH... SHE MADE A REALLY COOL NAUGHTY NURSE COLOURFUL PEOPLE THE SHOW - BY WILLIE WANKER - HE IS THE PRODUCER OF THE NEKROPOLIS SHOWS - IT WAS REALLY COOL TO SEE HIM GETTING HIMSELF HANGED BY THE SKIN...

Love.....
New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments LOVE IS ONLY THING WHICH GROW WHEN YOU SPEND THAT. LOVE IS NOT ONLY THAT WE LOOKING EACH OTHERS EYES BUT IT IS THAT WE LOOK SAME DIRECTION AND LOOK FORWARD TOGETHER. LOVE IS BEAUTYFUL BIRD WHICH HAVE TO BE CAPTURE BUT NOT DO ANY HARM. SMILE IS WINDOW WHERE YOU CAN SEE IF HEART IS HOME. MOST BEAUTYFULL THINGS IN WORLD YOU CAN,T SEE THOSE OR TOUCH YOU HAVE TO FEEL THOSE IN YOUR HEART. THERE IS ALLWAYS SOMETHING OR SOMEONE TO LOVE IF YOU NOT LEARNED THAT YOU NOT LEARNED ANYTHING. IMMATURE LOVE SAY: I LOVE YOU,BECAUSE I NEED YOU MATURE LOVE SAY: I NEED YOU,COS I LOVE YOU DONT CHOOSE WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU CAN LIVE WHIT CHOOSE THAT ONE YOU CAN,T LIVE WITHOUT.

Washington
Sooo..I live in texas but am moving to washington for awhile..I have some old friends there i havent seen in like a year and 1/2 and shit here is so hectic I dont even know where to start. For one, the man is in iraq :( I would be handling all this much better if her were here and I would be less likely to get into any sort of trouble with him here as well...certain friends are constanly doing hard drugs now because "theyre sad" so its a convenient excuse. I recently stopped going to aprties and drinking out here and dropped a few bad influences so now they all hate me but if they cant be my friend without me partying all the time then fuck them, I dont need it. Fuckin A! I cant wait to get outta here!!

The Silver Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami inTibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist,

Bad Quay Bad!!!!!!!
Yea so i have a test today i made the proper preparations to cram like hell odly as i work on the material i understand it... considerin i havent attended class cause of my boy.... BUT instead of spendin all night studying I did laundry Did homework for an unrelated class Had sex...prolly woulda again but hey... did homework for this class... which is overdue anyway and then i spent 2 hours talkin online to the person i had sex with my lil sister and johan so when i fail this test it will be a well deserved F GOD PLEASE let caleb get kicked outta daycare today

The History Of Mary
01. Raised in: Hesperia, CA. 02. Planned baby : No 03. Birth date: Jan. 25 04. Any siblings: 5 brothers and 2 sisters 05. Youngest, Middle, or Oldest: Youngest 06. Hair color: Brown 07. Hair length: Short 08. First school: Joshua Circle Elementary 09. Eye color: Hazel 10. Shoe size: 8 11. Mood: Happy 12. Height: 5'4 13. Lefty/righty: Righty LOVE LIFE: -Do you remember your first real relationship: Yes -Shortest relationship: Yes -Have you ever been heartbroken: Hasn't everyone -Are you liking someone now? Yes -Have you ever fallen in love w/ a friend? Yes -Did this friend love you back? Yes -Are you afraid of commitment? No -Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes THIS OR THAT: 01. Love or money: Love 02. Hard liquor or beer: Neither 03. One night stands or relationships: Relationship 04. Television or internet: TV 05. Pepsi or coke: Coke 06. Fun night out or romantic night in: Romantic night in

What The Hell....
Cradle Of Filth Videos | Movie Clips | St. Paul Homes i just woke up to a very rude phone call and i am noooootttttttt toooooooooo happpppyyyyyyyyy > : ( my friend (if you read last night blog hes the one that wanted to move in) calls me, wakes me up to ask me if I COULD LOAN HIM 5 DOLLARS! at this point i am not in a good mood grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *screams* sorry everyone but i hope everyone has a good day

Pras Feat Mya/odb-ghetto Superstar
[ODB]: Man man, look up at the sky All the stars man, the stars is beautiful tonight Look at em! (Chorus [Mya]): Ghetto superstar, that is what you are Comin from afar, reachin for the stars Run away with me, to another place We can rely on each other, uh-huh From one corner, to another, uh-huhTesti Canzoni [Pras]: Uh, yeah, yo, yo Some got, hopes and dreams, we got, ways and means The surpreme dream team, always up with the schemes From hubcaps to sellin raps, name your theme My rise to the top, floatin on this cream Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who doubt me A million ReFugees with unlimited warranties Black Ceasar, dating top divas Diplomatic legalese, no time for a Visa They just begun, I'ma shoot them one by one Got five sides to me, somethin like a pentagon Strike with the forces of King Solomon Lettin bygones be bygones, and so on, and so on I'ma teach this cat, how to live in the ghetto Keepin it retro-spective from the get go Lay low,

'mr. Whipple' Actor Dick Wilson Dies
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91. The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson, who is known for her role as a flight attendant on the ABC sitcom "Perfect Strangers." Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer. The first commercial aired in 1964 and by the time the campaign ended in 1985 the tag line and Wilson, a former Canadian airman and vaudeville veteran, were pop culture touchstones. He also played a drunk on several episodes of "Bewitched," as appeared as various characters on "Hogan's Heroes," "The Bob Newhart Show,

Life
Seems no matter how hard i try im never good enough for the world.. Yea you may read this and be life fuck another emo chick.. but i dont care if you dont like what i put then dont read it cause your opinon is pointless to me.. I always feel that i start getting close to somone friends relationships anything that some how i fuck it up.. I can do nothing wrong yet it still falls apart.. like the world or life is working against me.. I get soo tired of trying soo hard anymore.. I feel im stuck in neutral with life.. All i want to do is be happy, make friends.. be loved and seems all that happens is i get hurt or some how i make it so others dont care to be around me.. and some times i know tis not my fault.. things happen to make it not work out that both cant change but yet it still happens still pushes me away still leaves me empty handed and feeling thrown away.. I dotn understand it but im tired of it and about to just give up on trying anymore.. anyway here

Back Ten Degrees
"In those days Hezekiah was sick unto death. And the prophet Isaiah the son of Amoz [yes, THE Isaiah of the book bearing his name in the Old Testament] came to him, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die, and not live." The twentieth chapter of Second Kings opens with Judah's king Hezekiah about to die soon after the Assyrian siege of Jerusalem described in chapter nineteen had been lifted. Not because the Assyrians had won, of course, but because the forces which had surrounded the city all died during the night, all 185,000 of them (the equivalent of just over nine modern divisions of twenty thousand soldiers each) slain by the angel of the LORD. This loss would have a profound effect upon Assyria; in fact, history records that these "bad boys" of the Near East never mounted a large-scale assault again. Hezekiah's own impending death prompted him to do something not, like so many who preceded and followed him on the throne of Judah

Tell Me What You Think
Ok my FUBAR friends i want ur thoughts on something,, so here goes i have a friend who meet some one on line ( thats fine am happy for him )but thing is he left his real life kids behind in Ala, a girl and 2 sons in which is extremly disabled.he has had custody of them since his divorce but now he has givin them up for a chat room whore that cybers any one with 2 legs (she was busted with 4 guys at once,so i have proof ) but thing is he went to visit her in Canada and now has got a job and say he not coming back.and he not taking his kids. i have lost all respect for him and what i thought he stood for ( which is preaching in his homtown church) thing is do i keep being friends and look over ever thing i was taught growing up or let him go like a bad habit ???

Feelin Very Hurt!!!
I was seeing this guy from August till about the beginning of November and just recently broke up about 2 weeks ago. I understand why it needed to be done, but not the way he did it. He did it over the phone while he was in LA instead of doing it in person...i really thought that was a cowards way out. What pissed me off was that he was supposed to come back on Sunday. He had me think the whole time that nothing was wrong and that he would be home on Sunday. Well low and behold he had one excuse after another as to why he couldnt come back that sunday. So then he said he would be home on Monday, and once again he had another excuse and that was when he told me that we needed to be friends, get to know each other better, get that understanding of each other, and then get back together again to have a healthier relationship. I told him that I wanted to do it in person because its just wrong of the way he did it. I know that he had it planned the whole time, to not be coming back here to

Thanksgiving
well this year is going to be different, mom isnt here she passed away and sis will be going to Tennessee to see her couisn and im goin to neice's house for thanksgiving plus im dog sitting againj for sis, hes a great dog just highly emotional when the ones he loves are away lol. Seems the family is getting so far apart these days....my sister's cousin livin that far apart from everyone else guess it cant be helped. I would love to keep us all together but am guessin my wishes are not gonna be very true lol. oh well;. hope all have agreat Thanksgiving.... all my best Highly aka Ted

New Jersey
WEEEE I'm in NJ. Yesterday was a long day and I'll tell thatstory someother time. The network my brother set up isn't working right so I have to use my dad's computer. AndI HATE this keyboard. Soooo anything I really wanna say will wait until Jer can redo the network and get me online. But so far I've cuddled with my Bo and had some real fuckin pizza. I am a happy Jersey Girl. OH and Ange- send me a message on yahoo and I'll send ya my number ;) Oh yea- my brother kicks so much ass... he finally gave me my birthday present. A diamond star necklace. A FUCKING DIAMOND NECKLACE. Silly jerk made me cry. I love my brother.

11-20-07
You're feeling pretty good about things, generally speaking -- though if for some reason your mood takes a U-turn, you need to remember that you're far more in control of your emotions right now than usual. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Huh??? What??? Yeah!!!

I Thought We Were Singing Acapulco
Sunday was certainly a banner day for our family! Our youngest and only son Jeffrey got baptized at the early morning service and was really excited about it, smiling through the whole ceremony. Martha and I went up with him and Martha's sister Mary who's also Jeffrey's godparent was holding him at the time we were called up. (My niece Kimberly, Jeffrey's other godparent, couldn't get here because her employer wouldn't give her the time off since two people quit.) Jeffrey was wearing the cutest white outfit which almost made him look like a ringbearer; Martha picked it up for him Saturday at JCPenney's. After cupping the water and letting it fall on Jeffrey's head three times -- in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost -- Pastor Janet got to hold Jeffrey and walk him up and down the church aisle, introducing "your new brother in Christ, who I'm pleased to say has had perfect church attendance since he was born!" That's true; Jeffrey was born on a Monday, got out of

Just A Dream
I sit up late at night..I close my eyes so very tight..My mind drifts away.. As I picture a bright and shinny day.. There you are..Standing not that far.. Your eyes so beautiful..Just like two shinning stars..As you smile.. A very beautiful smile..My heart fly's for miles..As day quickly fades to night.. You grab my hand so very tight..We walk on a moon lit beach..With the stars shinning so bright..God this feels so right..As we walk for miles holding hands.. We walk through the moist sand.. I turn my head..And see an angel.. I try to speak but my words are tangled.. As you softly speak into my ear.. I hear..Three words I hold so dear.. I open my eyes that I held so tight.. And my face and heart shines so bright.. As I say to my self I Love You...Goodnight.

Dreaming Of Snow Angels...
Snowflakes fly across the sky like shooting stars tonight, I sit here by the fireplace and you're by my side. You hold me like an angel, keep me safe in your arms, time has lost its meaning in the light of stars. I feel your warmth and evry beat of your heart, as I lay here in your embrace, like a child I fall asleep and close my eyes. Morning is still miles away and sun is out of sight, only the two of us are surrounded by the night. Snow covers the Main street and paints flowers to our window screen, but in my heart the flames are burning 'cause you're here with me. The winter is maybe eating violets outside, but in my heart summer never ends as long as you hold me tight. So hold my hand tonight and stay here by my side, lets make angels in the snow and watch the stars. Be my guardian angel untill the morning light, hold me in your arms as tight as you can, lets make this moment last forever and watch how the shooting stars cover this land.

In My Vains
The blood that courses through my veins Runs true to the Cherokee. I am the blood of my people. I am Cherokee. The trail that my forefathers walked, Saturated in their tears, The trail has become my trial I listen with their ears. I heard the wailing of the Cherokee Proud of the salty tears, I cry the tears of the Cherokee Even after all these years. I walk the trail that they cried, I hear their voices frail, I bear the blood of the Cherokee. Damn this worthless trail. 'Trail Of Tears' of the Cherokee, Long remembered in shame. I cry out for the Cherokee. I wear the Cherokee name. Hear me loud and hear me clear, No head hung in sorrow... For I am the proud Cherokee Waiting for tomorrow. I will regain what my forefathers lost. I will stand and show my pride. And all the spirits of the lost Cherokee Will be standing at my side. I am the proud Cherokee. You'd do well to remember my name. In the name of all

Pillow Talk
It's amazing some of the things that you can get away with saying in bed. For instance, any other circumstance in which someone asks you to suck their dick would be considered pretty rude and inflammatory... but in bed it can be one of the biggest turn ons one could possibly hear. Now obviously not everyone likes to hear what can be considered "degrading" phrases or words in bed, but others do. And even those of the population who don't like to talk while the sex is going on, appreciate hearing a few compliments afterwards. I'd like to look at some bedroom phrases and how they affect people (positively that is, we'll skip the negative part cuz it's rather pointless.). Hopefully using some of these phrases, words and compliments will help some people in their bedroom life. I've had friends ask me before just what they're supposed to say during sex, and what's off-limits. Who knows, maybe this will help some other people out too - that's the goal anyway! We'll start with phrases

A Child's Night
Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor Wobbling and weak she feels for the door Depression fills her body and mind Hurting the young son Her words are so unkind Belittling and bashing seem easier to do Than dealing with her issues One by one or even two by two She's done screaming lies She laughs a little when her young son cries Sip Sip Sip Sip As life fades away She passes out on the couch And dreads another day Her young son is so angry Yet, He still cares Because although angry, he is more scared He picks his mom up And brings her to bed Tucks her in the sheets And kisses her head The young son walks up stairs Questioning why he still cares Climbs into bed Drifts away with pain in his head Dip Dip The liquor hits the floor

Do They See
I wonder do they see the pain within his soul Do they see the broken heart of the child I wonder do they see the hate and rage that he hides Do they see the sadness in his eyes I wonder do they see the hurt and the fear The anger and the hate I wonder do they see his longing to be held Do they see him fight back the tears that he so desperately wants to cry I wonder do they see the cuts and scrapes Do they see him wanting a real home a place to call his own I wonder do they see do they really

I'm Not Sure.
It seems like life came knocking at my door,,, It found me not at home,,, Will I be doomed to walk the night,, In search of its' memory,,Or can I go home and sit inside hoping it will find me,,, I've walked the streets and searched the alleys,,, All places far and near,,But every morning I go home,, with my eyes filled with tears,,, This thing called life has eluded me,, It seems to always be around the next bend,, But when will I and this elusive life,,, finally become friends,,, I hope some night when I sit and rest,,, a rest I so desperately need,, I'll slowly look up through tear filled eyes,,, To find life,,,standing there in front of me. < CLS -6-16-07 >

Saul
I took a little bit of my heart each day and set it aside for you. I kept setting it all aside until one day it belonged to you. The love I had for you was beautiful and strong. I was the happiest and healthiest I had ever been in my entire life. I could see the sun through the clouds, and I could taste what life had to offer. The one day you stopped coming around...and here I sit. You didn't even give me the oppurtunity for any sort of closure. You only cared about how you were feeling never once thinking of me, the woman you said you could see growing old with. Well apparently we died, because growing old came way to soon. Since I never got my closure, this is what I have to say: 1: When I called you to tell you I was uncomfortable about a situation I had put myself in, you turned your back on me. You thought I was cheating on you. I'm sorry, but I'm not ANY of your EX GIRLFRIENDS, or your EX WIFE. I have a little bit more respect for people than to go behind your back. 2: When

Sex And The : Im V
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity............ What do you think? Ladies your answers to what he’s really like has been solved! Fellas she been to quiet and want know more your answers will be solved. And just for starters start with yourself and tell me what you think on wall if its right about you or not and you see how useful this is! Tell you friends to join group and friends friends the more the better from yours truly Mr. Hutch A You are romantic when you want to be, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and more adventurous

Munchkins Get A Star On Walk Of Fame
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Almost 70 years after "The Wizard of Oz" premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, a few of the film's Munchkins made a grand entrance there Tuesday to receive a collective star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Seven of the surviving actors who played the inhabitants of Munchkinland in the 1939 classic attended the ceremony, arriving in a horse-drawn carriage and trailed by a marching band. A yellow carpet, resembling the film's yellow brick road, led them to the stage. One tap-danced, and another sang. "We love you; you have touched our hearts," former Munchkin Mickey Carroll, 88, told the crowd. Carroll was joined by former Munchkin colleagues Ruth Duccini, Jerry Maren, Margaret Pellegrini, Meinhardt Raabe, Karl Slover and Clarence Swensen. "I'm as proud today as my mother would have been," said Joey Luft, the son of Judy Garland. Garland, who played the movie's wide-eyed orphan, Dorothy Gale, died of a drug overdose in 1969. Carroll was one of more t

Keep In Pray
~sometimes we find out things that aren't good~ Went for mamogram, found a few spots and a lifnote, so with everyone praying and the grace of god, i will get thru this... Just remember i tell myself... God got you thru it 13 yrs ago with cancer, and will get me thru this again.. Thx everyone hugszzz

You Lost A Good Thing
You Lost A Good Thing By Leslie W. B. You thought you had me figured out... I was too cautious, Had no feelings, And probably a corpse in bed. So you made excuses-- Couldn't call, too busy. Car was in for repairs. You slipped away, No longer bothering. And cut me to the bone. Well mister, Yes, I'm cautious; I've been used and hurt too many times. And yes, I hide my feelings well. But when you show me That I can trust you. Once you know me, You can't let go. I can turn you inside out. I can set your life on fire. I am the best Of all great lovers Too bad you let me go.

Hi All
Well this be my first blog lol I play a bit of drums so in ur opinion who would u all say is the greatest best most influential drummer of all time? Of course as for me most deff would either be buddy rich or gene krupa. And of course for rock lordy to many to name lol

A Few More
In The Heat Of The Moment In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music

"made In China"
I am beginning to wonder if anything is made in the United States anymore, or any other country besides China? I bought some shoes the other day that are supposed to be European. They have a European size and as far as I know, they used to be made somewhere in Europe before. I thought the shoe was very cute but the quality just doesn't seem to be what it used to be from this company. ECCO is the brand. Known for comfort. So I turn over the shoe looking at it closely, I see the words "Made in China". I was shocked. Then I looked at another pair of my shoes that are supposed to be made in America, it is an American Company and sure enough, it said "made in china"! I am disgusted that a majority of American companies do not have factories in America. This isn't anything new but it seems to be getting worse and worse. So these Multi Million dollar companies can get cheap labor in China and Taiwan that they give up on quality for mass production and to save money! Quality just

Was I A Waste Of Time
Wasted thoughts? Wasted feelings? Wasted time? Wasted years? Is love fiction. Or is love real? Hard to tell After all those years. They said I'm great, Said I was a dream. Not good enough? I guess so, Not for you. I want to cry, But tears would be blood. I want to laugh, But it pains more then tears. The sands of time will flow, Soon becoming part of the body, And tears will never run dry.

Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped
Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 21 Nov 2007, 10:25 Driver Tased For Asking Officer Why He Was Stopped A man was tased and arrested on a Utah highway after being stopped by an officer and refusing to sign a speeding ticket because he did not understand what offence he had committed or why he had been pulled over. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/211107Tased.htm

Accident Yesterday
Since it snowed here yesterday I figured I would start a snowball fight. Repost this as much as possible, I wanna see how many reposts I see on this. Change the title to something ya want to get the suckers to click and open it! blog start by ŦxSüNRISE® -PiTBuLLs-CLuB FaR-OFFiCaL GReeTeR@ fubar

Big Recruitment Drive!!
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar

2nd Tattoo
ahhh im fucking pissed. tues the 13th i went to a tattoo shop and talk about getting my 2nd tattoo. gave im a few pic of what i wanted and what i wanted changed on them. he told me to give me a week to draw it up. a week leter he hasnt even started it yet. FUCK he told me to come back on friday. damn it i wanted to get it started today. FUCK i want my fucking dragon tattoo

Laugh For November 21
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter. "Did it not taste good?" her mother asked. "I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

Hell
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exi

Three Points
Three Points to Ponder 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ________________________________ T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give t hem ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ________________________________ T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not

Lustful Feelings
I have opened the doors to my heart to you You were the only one that I thought could be so special to do this I have felt so alive these past few months that I have gotten to know you I can smell your prescense even when you are no where in sight I can feel your hands on my body and your lips on mine I can see those brown eyes starring into mine touching my soul These are just feelings of lust that I desire and My head is taking over what my body desires and is leading me down a path that no longer shares our strides of passion I am hurting and longing inside for someone special that can fulfill my dreams with reality I am so tired of being here alone in this world of such dismay and confussion My life will go on as time ticks aways for this is just a moment in time that will pass as it always has and there will be another to capture my heart and do with what he may, and again I will have this heaviness in my words Written by Rhonda Reneau on Novemb

What Am I Thankful For?
I'm thankful for living in a nation full of the most amusing morons in recorded history. That's what I'm thankful for. After hearing a few racial slurs tossed around today at the airport as passengers tried in vain to get through the TSA checkpoints faster and ultimately just ended up slowing down the process, I've decided on a second movie concept, which I will write parallel to writing the serial killer/rapist film I'm also working on. I've found that it helps to improve my creative productivity to have two diametrically opposed artistic projects going at the same time. Anyway, as serious as the other film I'm working on is, I decided it'd be time to also start work on a new comedy, albeit a very black comedy. Essentially, I've decided on a theme for the film, and not a plot, as the plot will come as I start arranging the elements of the theme. I want to write a film that attacks every race, color, creed, political affiliation, sexual persuasion, etc. that I can think of.

The Ewok Mother
The previous entry on "Dirty Whore" goes along with this one. This is the Ewoks Mother. And theres a pic of the ewoks Father too. ->FairyPrint...: Ill trade you two used Wookies and a Zabrak prostitute for your ewok! Lady&heart...: Well, it would have been different from somebody I cared about...but it was some stranger. ->FairyPrint...: Nothing wrong with ewoks, truthfully Lady&heart...: Yeah...they said that about my little boy. ->FairyPrint...: So, THATS the ewok trade ive been hearing about! Lady&heart...: There's a lot to it...but he was basically feelling that he had to defend my 4 yesar old son. ->FairyPrint...: OMG!....O'Rly? Lady&heart...: I'm not terribly partial to it....that's my husband. ->FairyPrint...: not sure really, someone asked me to upload it, lol Lady&heart...: Why did you want me to see that? Lady&heart...: Not a problem...let me check. ->FairyPrint...: it may sound weird, but could you look at the last upload

Happy Thanksgiving
Im grateful and thankful for my family, friends, My job that is My financial support for me, and the time got to spend with My son Jared Micheal before his untimely and tradgic death in 2002 as an infant, Loved him with all My heart!!, I hope you all enjoy the time off with family friends and those who matter to us at heart!!, hugs and kisses have a great weekend Ghost.

The Nightmare
Razorblades and Hand granades Black lace is nice Lets play a game It's time to die Merry go rounds And circus wheels Duck and run or we'll cut off your head Play nice Now go to bed Shoot to kill Pixies have wings We're riding high Life is a dream The sun on our backs The clouds at our feet Toy guns And water balloons Don't be so loud You'll wake up the flowers

Feeling Invisible
y do i feel like im not here y do i feel like im not worth anything y do i feel like i should just stop living maybe cause i get ignored maybe cause i get made to feel that way at times maybe because i have had to many ppl tell it would be better for OTHERs if i was no longer around y do pple think they can treat ppl like that.. maybe i am at times a door mat for others

..friends..
Ive just been thinking about friends... the good, the bad and ugly. There are those friends who know you, talk to you, love you, chill with you and respect you.... then there are those friends who claim to know you, talk about you behind your back, "luv" you, and could quite possibly care more about the Indonesian literacy count than your actual friendship. There are those friends who you instantly connect with, and those that decide it would be a good idea to get a few words in before attempting to get in your pants. There are the friends who you were close to for years before discovering how shitty they treated you... but its too late to do anything about it. My personal favorite are the ones who will be all fake and bubbly in front of you to get what they want, then when they get it, they'll just talk shit. So why may I ask do we have these so called "friends?" Does it make a person feel good when they have a lot of people to say HI to on the streets and in the hallways? Would

Got To Love Food!
NOT! Ive cooked so much and Im so glad today is over. NOw Im just gonna chill out and watch Live free and die hard. :) It snowed a lil butu today.. it was beautiful. I just stood out in the drive and let the snow flakes fall on to my face and hair. I love the snow. cold and wet and so soft! Anyways nothing to really talk about. Hope you all had a blessed turket day and your super stuffed! -red

Goodbye To Romance
The last ever post from the House of the Rising sons! I am joining the fucking zombie ranks. The Futility of Faith This life so crippled that I can't stand, And God on High, with no command Angels futile and Devils impotent as well, And to think that I was once afraid of Hell... Seek not your soul, it does not exist- Meaning and truth are ideas that do not persist Each moments experience is its only reward- Let passion be your shield, pleasure be thy sword. And Love? That lofty goal so pure- is no more than some charlatan's cure. I realize now, and understand all too late Faith in heart will not change your animals fate. that is it, no moral here, my search ends as my own worst fear. I know of nothing more to say or write- and these words- my life, no matter how slight... Fade .."Augustus was sensible that mankind is governed by names; nor was he deceived in his expectation, that the senate and people would submit to slavery, provided they were respectfull

What Are We Thankful For
what are we thankful for every year for thankgiving We are thankful for what a life we have We are thankful for what good people we are We are also thankful for who we brought in our lives. thanksgiving to me is not just a holiday Its the season to say thanks thanks for being such good friends Thanks for being such good siblings thanks for being such good people we are I know I am thankful for these things also But I am thankful for having you guys in my life as real good friends Good friends forever til the day I die thank you for being good people =)

Our Goal
Ok I'd like to point out that my favorite thing in life...right now is going with my sister & our friends & debate. I've done this like seriously..three or four weekends (well last night doesn't count as a weekend) and we debate about things that matter i.e. health care system/government/the war & military...just things that actually effect every single one of us :). Last night it was debating on the war & me joining the military, so yeah I was kinda in the "hot seat" the entire night. But that's cool because I think it helped my sister learn more on my standpoint & why I'm joining...which she thought was cuz of some guy..I'm like "nope this is for me". So now time for some background info on this. I was engaged last year..planning the wedding & everything is going great, except for being called a whore/bitch/slut/fucking asshole all of these things by my now ex-fiance...well I called it off, he broke up with me I thank GOD he did. Mainly cuz he cheated and is an asshole. So NOW

One Flaw In A Woman
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman "But you have

Thanksgiving
WELL, I HAD A GREAT THANKSGIVING. IT WAS THE SECOND TIME IN 15 YEARS I GOT TO CELEBRATE WITH MY MOM. I COOKED TURKEY, MADE MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY, STUFFING. IT WAS SO NICE. I AM SO GLAD I GOT TO SPEND IT WITH HER. VINCENT DOESNT REALLY LIKE TURKEY, BUT HE LOVES MASHED POTATOES AND STUFFING

Enforcer Job & Rulz
ENFORCER/BOUNCER JOB DESCRIPTION // RULES BEFORE BANNING, YOU MUST TYPE: “*****NAME***** YOU are banned and will have to contact UPPER MANAGEMENT for a meeting to get un-banned” then you click the ban button) (Any of the things listed above are to be deleted by clicking the delete button at the end of the comment) 1. Oversee all activates of the bar 2. WATCH the lounge at all times during scheduled shift (if you cannot be in the lounge during your whole shift, PLEASE make sure there is another person with mod rights in the lounge) 3. The ONLY persons that can ban ANY staff are OWNERS AND MANAGERS. 4. If its real busy in the lounge, please help the bartenders 5. If you cannot make your scheduled shift, please contact management. 6. If anyone is banned, a message stating who was banned and what the reason for the ban needs to be IM’d to management as soon as it happens. IF POSSIBLE, please include a screenshot or copy the conversation. 7. If you abuse your mod rights, your mod

Here Is A Thought!
Ok, if I get one more shout about how I swell someone's dick up, I swear, I am going to go insane.... Like, do you think if I get something like that from you, I am going to respond back? NO. Go look @ at a fucking porno or something!! But, don't tell me, because I don't care to know....

Double Sided
A painted face with a fake smile,though tears not an oppition,just programed to be numb, everyone is lonly here too No sleep, opp's dont cry boo-who No anger, no saddness, no reaction Think of things that make you wonder Find emotions burried in the depth of your mind Hidden in the shell, free to reek Hell Burning lines of fantisy and lust Have you ever seen the demon looking back in you Being all your dreams, all your nightmares Knowing your weakness, Knowing your strangth Your Best Friend, Your Worst eniemy The flawless barbies make insecority the disorder Food becomes bland, water tastes like salt and Habbitts become Addictions The glassy blue waves comfert those wanting attention, hidden in the depths of sea lay ragging fury, (this is what I see looking back at me)

The Story Behind The Song Surrealism.
One day I was walking down the road and I asked God. How can I show desy how I truly feel for her. He responded to me saying. Create something for her that is truly beautiful in a way that is truly unique. I said. God all I know that is unique to me is music. Then all of a sudden this song came into my mind as if God himself showed it to me. It took me a month and a half to make the song Surrealism. I went to sleep the night that song came into my mind and I heard it in my sleep. How its energy just ebbed and swayed and mixed with each other in a rhythm that I had never used before. I knew It would be a challenge. When I was creating the song, God guided my mind and my fingers to creating it. I was creating something that truly spoke my soul. I had to listen intently on what God was telling me. When I messed up God told me...no that isn't right try this here and this here and this here...thats it keep going you are getting there. I am proud of you. When I was finished

Envy
I am human, do you hear me breathe? I know it's hard to believe that I might feel as you do, live as you have lived, and love as you have loved. Yet my heart still beats, my skin still covers bone. You watch me from a distance, not daring to come near. You might catch my disease. I want for your paradise, I ache for your security. Whisper your secrets to me. Teach me how to be like you. Make me want to have it all. Mold me... into your humanity, devoid of soul.

Moving
I'm moving to my new house today (11/24/07) and will be without internet service until Tuesday. Keep showing me the luv I am accustomed to and I will return it all when I get back. For those of you who have my phone number, give me a call sometime. See ya'll soon!! Larry