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~~we Should Switch Roles~~
Subject: Generals & Editors It doesn't appear things are much different in these modern times : "It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers ! In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses plainly saw all my strategic defects from the start, yet failed to inform me until it was too late. Accordingly, I'm readily willing to yield my command to these obviously superior intellects, and I'll, in turn, do my best for the Cause by writing editorials - after the fact." -Robert E. Lee, 1863

How Good Are You In Bed Test (pats Self On Back)
You scored as Wow..Sex God!. Keep up the good work, maybe we'll meet sometime and have some awesome sex hahahaWow..Sex God!80%Youre A Romantic75%Youre a Kinky bastard50%Minute Man25%Virgin10%How are you doing in bed?created with QuizFarm.com

Great Advice To Pass On To Your Daughters
I copied this off a friends yahoo 360 page Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert fo

I'm Too Proud
All my life, I've been told how stubborn I am. Not until last week, did I realize that it's not stubborness, it's pride. I'm too proud to ever admit defeat. I don't want anybody to see when I'm weak. I don't want my friends and family to know when I'm struggling. It's a sad things to say, but I beleive I'd be a happy person to suffer through life than admit when I need help. I hold in all the things I can't share. I hate to admit it, but that even inculdes my boyfriend. He knows when I'm hurting, but still I hold it inside and don't say anything. In a way, I've created my own hell and I guess I enjoy being in it! Why does it seem that some of us let pride get the best of us and refuse help? Even when we could really use it?

A Dream I Had
there are certain things to which devour our souls good or bad they are eaten like dreams with out concept or passion...my pain is my pleasure....it has to be cause there is no true happiness, im am lost in a labyrinth which has a begining and yet no end...so y am i still walkin through it....i choose to ...may b because the pain makes me feel alive cause i know no true pleasure...or simply because i enjoy the thoughts me and the sphinx in the maze share....it grows dark and i am still in here growing cold....am i sure im cold or is it all just a dream or mayb is reality a dream and this dream a reality....i sit awhile and let the wind tease my hair ... im not who i think i am yet im something more....some believe less... mayb to them...i am wat i am a black swan on a red river.....and i wait in this labyrinth for a end to find me....if it can....

Storm Of Love
Tonight I need you near me, To wrap me within your arms. The day has been cold and rainy, Shelter me from this wicked storm. Wrapped in your blanket of thunder, You place your arms around me. Your tenderness I long for, Your spreaded wings I seek. Lightning streaks across the sky, Symbolizing different times in my life. I find no pleasure from it, Just a long and lonely strife. You lift me to the sky, On angels wings I now fly. On this cold and stormy night, Of lonliness I die. ~AKL~

50 Questions
Subject 50 Randoms Body: 50 Off The Wall Questions 1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most? damn 2. Do You Own An Ipod? no 3. What Person On Your Top list Do You Talk To The most? ang and tra 4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To? 6:30am 5. Do You Want To Fall In Love? no 6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold? yup 7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture? Take the picture 8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched? man of the year 9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children? yes.. 10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy? sure. 11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? sometimes 12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player? none 13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? neither 14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week? nope 15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks? never 16. Can You Whistle? oh yeah 17. Do you have a trampoline in your back yard? what backyard nope 18. Do You Think Peo

30 Seconds To Mars
30 SECONDS TO MARS "From Yesterday" He's a stranger to some And a vision to none He can never get enough, Get enough of the one For a fortune he'd quit But it's hard to admit How it ends and begins On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) From yesterday, it's coming! From yesterday, the fear! From yesterday, it calls him But he doesn't want to read the message here On a mountain he sits, not of gold but of shit through the blood he can learn, see the life that it turn From council of one He'll decide when he's done with the innocent On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) On his face is a map of the world (A map of the world) From yesterday, it's coming! From yesterday, the fear! From yesterday, it calls him But he doesn't want to read the message here But he doesn't want to read the message here But he doesn't want to read the message here On his face is a

We Fall Down By Donnie Mcclurkin
I know this song has very few words, and I know most of them are repeated. I believe that when you repeat these words, let them sink into your heart and believe it, the song will mean something. We fall down But we get up We fall down But we get up We fall down But we get up For a saint is just a sinner who fell down, and got up (repeat) You can get back up again (get back up again[6x]) For a saint is just a sinner who fell down and got up

My Quiz Answers
1.Name? Bec 2.Age? 33 3.Location? Ga 4.Height and weight? 5'8 Extra Baggage 5.Single or Married? depends on the day 6.Think I'm Hot? im ok lol 7.Kids? If so, how many? Ive got 2 8. Would u have sex with me? I have sex with me all the time 9.No strings attached or relationship? not sure 10.Favorite Positions? ALL ( well the ones ive tried ) 11.Like to give oral? recieve? Both 12.How long can u last? ummm all depends 13.Have sex outdoors? why not 14.one orgasm or multiples? multipes 15.Loud moaner or quiet? i can be both 16.Like to use handcuffs? chains? never tried but i sure would try handcuffs 17.In control or be dominated? all depends 18.3somes? group sex? on camera? 3sums rock 19.straight or bi? all depends on the day 20.Horny all the time? ( UMM HELL YES ) 21.will u repost and send filled questionaire back to me so I can reply to u?

Abstinence
Abstinence -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welco

Personal Ad
31 year old single black male with a heart of gold seeks single female with the same qualities. Looking for a woman that will accept him regarless of what he likes and his faults. Looks will not matter. Race will not matter. I don't care about all that. I'm coming straight from the heart, and I'm coming straight for your heart. If you are looking for someone who will love you, and be honest with you, send me a private message or leave me a comment. I'm not in the heartbreaking business, and love is not a game to me. Ernest "King of Hearts" Bethea

Highway To Hell
[Instrumental introduction] Livin' easy, livin' free Season ticket on a one-way ride Askin' nothin', leave me be Takin' everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rhyme Ain't nothin' I would rather do Goin' down, party time My friends are gonna be there, too [Chorus] (I'm on the highway to hell! On the highway to hell! Highway to hell! I'm on the highway to hell! No stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me 'round Hey satan, payin' my dues Playin' in a rockin' band Hey momma, look at me I'm on my way to the promised land Whoo! [Chorus] I'm on the highway to hell! Highway to hell! I'm on the highway to hell! Highway to hell, mmmmm.. Don't stop me! Yeah! yeah! [Instrumental intermission] [Chorus] I'm on the highway to hell! On the highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell On the highway to.. (Yeahh!) Highway to hell (I'm on the highway to hell) Highway to hell High

Before She Cheats Lol My Version(hugs To Those Poor Men Out There Who Suffer At The Hands Of Others Behavior)
Right now she's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond pimp, and she's probably getting frisky. right now she's probably buying him some fruity little drink cause he can't shoot whiskey. right now, she's probably up behind him with a pool-stick, showing him how to shoot a combo and she don't know... I dug my key into the side of her pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into her leather seats. I took a louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires. maybe next time she'll think before she cheats. right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and she's thinking that she's gonna lucky, right now, she's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that french perfume. and she don't know... I dug my key into the side of her pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,

Citizenship Test
You Are a Smart American You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed. Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American?

God Save The Queen
God save the queen The fascist regime It made you a moron Potential H bomb God save the queen She ain't no human being There is no future In England's dreaming Don't be told what you want Don't be told what you need There's no future No future No future for you God save the queen We mean it man We love our queen God saves God save the queen Cause tourists are money And our figurehead Is not what she seems Oh god save history God save your mad parade Lord god have mercy All crimes are paid When there's no future How can there be sin We're the flowers in the dustbin We're the poison in the human machine We're the future Your future God save the queen We mean it man We love our queen God saves God save the queen We mean it man There is no future In England's dreaming No future No future No future for you No future No future No future for me No future No future No future for you No future No future for you

Marriage
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man marries typical good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?" His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "

2 Hours Of Sleep N Still Goin!
Ive only had 2 hours of sleep thanx to my friends n all the partying i did last night. I dont even know how im typing this right now. Im so tired:(. I had a blast though last night. Loads of people out! It was awesome

Three Irishmen. . . .
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

Feelin' Like A Broken Record...
Okay, I really don't like repeating myself, this is especially true at work. When I give someone information that is kind of important, I expect them to either listen or write it down or something. But when I have to repeat myself several times over, then it's obvious that person seriously needs to get voice recorder or something. Sorry man, I have a job to do, don't have time to take out to help a memory problem. So irritating! ugh!

Im Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't good enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im too tall/short for you. I'm sorry if my hair is not long/short enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

A Redo!!!!!
ok I redid my about me profile and spilled my guts but I needed to do it.I don't know if anyone cares to read it but I hope they will.It's Saturday morning and a beautiful day in this part of the world.I hope everyone else is having the same.Well I guess everyone isn't but think warm thoughts,and I hope that helps,or find someone who can warm you up,hehe!Catch ya later!!!!!!!

Do You Know Me Like I Know You
Do you know me, like I know you; I see the shell that you try to hide through. I know everything, even your past; Now you look at me like I am your last. Is it the material things that you can not live without? Or is it the amount of money which keeps coming out of your mouth? You where going to leave me, you showed me the proof; I would have had nothing left, barely a roof. Do you think I enjoy being under all this stress? I go out in the world and always try my very best. All of a sudden you need your own space; Yet at the same time you still want to see my face. You bring confusion, yet you always leave behind; The one that was in your corner the one that could find; A place for you to be safe, in loving arms; Yet you are the one that is causing all the harm. I am not going to put on a front; Or smile in your face; When I know something is wrong; Or seriously out of place. Is this how you love me? Do you have a clue? Do you know me, like I know you

A Funny List Of Dumb Laws In The United States D, F, And G..
Delaware • Delaware prohibits horse racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday. • In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare. • In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license. • It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. • Lewes: It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist; Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. D.C. • A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive. • In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel. • It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia. • The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual posi

A Funny List Of Dumb Laws In The United State O, P, And R
Ohio • According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. • A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog. • Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. • Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited. • Breast feeding is not allowed in public. • Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville, Ohio. • Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned. • Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! • Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap. • In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. • Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. • In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings. • Columbus: It is illegal for s

Kids
My daughter and I were talkin the other day. My son comes in and asks us what we were talking about. I told him that it was something between us "girls". He starts to leave and my daughter tells him "This an A and B conversation so C ur way out before D jumps over E and F's you up". I started rollin !!! He left the room laughing. Two days later I heard him telling that to one of his friends. Just wanted to share that ... HAve a good St Patty's NIght!!!

Dolphin Massacre In Japan
I don't normally post this sort of thing but I feel very strongly on this issue and the rest of the world needs to see this. Not only is it happening to whales but to dolphins as well. Please help in this cause Thank you. To do nothing is to approve of it. Please take a moment to look at the video and sign the online petition. From little things, big things grow... And then send it on to as many like minded people that you know. If we build the numbers, we will be heard eventually and things will change, one way or the other. Please help! We must change the way people think about their oceans and inhabitants for the good of us all. Copy & paste the links below in your address bar- The video - http://www.glumbert.com/media/dolphin The petition - http://www.petitiononline.com/golfinho/ Regards Alan Irving Whitsunday Scuba Centre - Dive Australia

40 Things You’ll Never Hear A Southern Man Say
Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex. Duct tape won't fix that. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. Come to think of it, I will have a martini. We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe Wrestling's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my gut is too big? I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, we don't need another dog. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Too many deer heads detract from the décor. Spittin' is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. The tires on that truck are too big.

Kids Advice To Kids...
Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, 14 Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9 Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13 Don't squat with your spurs on. Noronha, 13 Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Taylia, 11 Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14 Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12 Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Andrew, 9 Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Kyoyo, 9 You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Armir, 9 Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11 If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15 Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren

Joyce Meyer
Im gonnna go see Joyce Meyer at the North Charleston Colliseum Friday 23 at 6 pm...anyone wanna go with maybe share in the expeinces of Parking fees (since its free to get in but costs to park)oh and i wanna get there at least one hour early

I Used To Feel
i used to see a light with you but all i see is haze i used to feel the love you gave but now i feel nothing i used to feel you with me but now that feeling is gone who knows what life is to bring all i know is i myself is gone i cant feel anything nor would i want to all i know is throughout the years i will continue loving you

It's Not An Anomally
A lot of people are dim bulbs. The first time they miss it you think it's just too obscure. You cut them some slack. But the second time it's obvious. It's hitting them over the head with a large hammer. Still nothing.

A Fine Explanation
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want divorce straight away!" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.""Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devour

Learning To Love #273
Learning to love isnt as easy as i thought alot of men think its something to be bought. Learning to love takes alot of trust But how do you know they feel more than lust? Learning to love is the hardest thing to do Maybe I can learn how to love from you.

Subject: Thay Walk Among Us-funny... Taken From Another Email From Tammy :)
-------Original Message------- Subject: Thay walk among us They Walk Among Us - you probably know a few Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale ----- Original $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! ==== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???" They Walk among us!! ==== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun r

Hatred
The thought of you brings sourness to my lips The love you showed brings a taste of blood I'm sick of all the lies I'm sick of all the pain I'm sick of all the lies You bring hatred to my soul You bring all my hate to the surface I destroyed you Somehow you linger on Fuck this broken heart Fuck this shattered soul Fuck you for making me feel this way I hate you

Striving
STYLE type="text/css"> The Way We Affect Others We may not always realise that everything we do, affects not only our lives, but touches others too. A single happy smile can always brighten up the day, for anyone who happens to be passing by your way. And a little bit of thoughtfulness that shows someone you care, creates a ray of sunshine for both of you to share. Yes, every time you offer someone a helping hand, every time you show a friend you understand. Every time you have a kind and gentle word to give, you help someone to find beauty in this precious life we live. For happiness brings happiness and loving ways bring love, and giving is the treasure, that contentment is made of. I am that one voice, in the cold wind, That whispers, And if you listen, You'll hear me call across the sky". It is in love from my heart and soul to your heart and soul **~RaK~**

Old Sultan
A farmer once had a faithful dog called sultan, who had grown old, and lost all his teeth, so that he could no longer hold on to anything. One day the farmer was standing with his wife before the house-door, and said, to-morrow I intend to shoot old sultan, he is no longer of any use. His wife, who felt pity for the faithful beast, answered, he has served us so long, and been so faithful, that we might well give him his keep. What, said the man, you are not very bright. He has not a tooth left in his head, and not a thief is afraid of him, now he can go. If he has served us, he has had good feeding for it. The poor dog, who was lying stretched out in the sun not far off, had heard everything, and was sorry that the morrow was to be his last day. He had a good friend, the wolf, and he crept out in the evening into the forest to him, and complained of the fate that awaited him. Listen, gossip, said the wolf, be of good cheer, I will help you out of your trouble. I have thought o

Not Only Men Find Me Sexy
I am a member of an Over seas chat room wich covers the other half of this blue planet. And I posted on my profile that i was heterosexual. OK well then I am not angrey or pissed in any way fact is i am totally laughing this one. It would seem Men are not the only ones falling at my feet. Subject hi Sent 20 Mar 07:15 Dear lovely mistress, It’s one of my dreams to see you…. I’m begging you to accept me your faithful slave… My pleasure my real pleasure become when I beginning to worship your foot, exceptionally the toes, when I feel that my life belong to those delicious foot. when I spend my life under your feet, when I feel that I’m your slave the only slave of this fascinating tempting tantalizing sexy violent lady, when you deal with me like a queen and her servant with all kind of humiliations…. I would like you to dominate me…. to use me to please and serve you and to make me satisfy you by licking all your body…. From your lips to you neck to your breasts and the nipp

Gothic +crunk
Alright this blog is for my friend Anyway my friend is "gothic" okay that's cool. But that's not cool to me is when I'm trying to chill with them and somebody gotta stare at them. Then you know they look at them and say "Hmm she/he must be a devil worshiper" that right there makes me mad. How the hell are you gonna look at somebody and say Ohh he got on eyeliner he a devil worshiper. Or Oh look she got on one of them pagan signs she the devil. Lord that makes me mad. I'm trying to chill with my buddy and somebody gotta come over here and say something. I never told them to say anything! So when I go into hot topic all the "freaks" greet me. Even the ones that are just shopping their. When I got into forever 21 with my friend they look at them like they gonna explode a bomb. I remember someone told me "Well gothic people kill people more" and I said "Well no wonder! People pick on gothic people more.Just cos they don't look like you do." I get tired of! It ain't even me that they

Fuck It All.
Okay, as some of you know, I have been looking for a new job for like 2 months now. It's obvious I have actually been looking too cuz I keep getting interviews or informed on orientation just to get fucked a couple days before i'm supposed to go. Well, today I got in a little of an argument with my fiance about it and even though it wasn't a big argument or anything, what I heard during it has severely pissed me off. It turns out that she (My fiance) apparently told my mom that she doesn't think I'm trying to find a job and that she thinks I don't care if I get one or not. If I'm not looking then why the fuck do I keep getting interviews and shit!!! What makes it worse is she knows I've been having hell with bad luck in the trucking interviews and whatnot but her stupid ass keeps wanting me to concentrate on finding a trucking job! The part of it that really pisses me off is that she is always acting like she understands that I have been looking and that I have been getting inter

Lets Pray
APRIL IS CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS MONTH!! Friends & fellow cherry tappers, April is "CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS" month, I chose to start this blog/bulletin now so it will get to everyone NOW & WE DON'T WASTE 1 DAY OF APRIL plzzz let's all come together for these little ones who have no one to depend on but a human who gives a damn!!! DO YOU REALLY GIVE A DAMN?? ALL I ASK IS FOR EVERY BULLETIN OR BLOG POSTED WE REPOST THIS WE ALL SAY WE LOVE KIDS I'M ASKING YOU TO PROVE IT!!! If you can't help out the kids THEN TO EVERYONE READING THIS DON'T YOU EVER ASK ME TO HELP YOU W/A CONTEST AGAIN !!!! My wish is for this to be circulated everyday in April, the entire month and I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS REPOSTING AND HOW MUCH!!!! Concrete Angel VideoConcrete Angel lyrics - Martina McBride lyrics

Wings And A Crown
I tell myself I am nothing but a waste of time, God would trade me for a dime, But suddenly I realize its all a lie. I am actually the reason some people smile, The first person that they dial, When they dug themselves one foot to far, I tell myself that I am nothing but a one man bar. I got the fights, the tears, and the pain. But suddenly that idea is slain. Just because I fail, it doesn't make me a failure. Even though I'm not always right, I'm not always wrong. I can't sing, but still I keep writing all my songs. Feels like I can't do nothing right, but I won't go down without a fight. I tell myself that what I need is a miracle But in my life I have already seen two. The woman I came from, and the crash I went through. Both showed me how valuable my life is, And always show that you love 'n miss. When you say good-bye to your girl, leave with a kiss. Never take anything for granted, Everything has a positive, even if you got to look with your eye's slanted.

Just Believe My Lies. Ok?
The act that I play. The words that I say. Somedays I ask myself is it a game. I walk around under the stars, still in my mask. Lay around in my room, tipping up my flask. Trying to forget who I really am. The real me get's lost in the smoke that I breath. Always telling myself, I will change, I will leave. But still here I stand, lost in fake confidence. Standing behind my fucked up fence. To scared to let anyone in. So just stand back, and the trigger won't be pulled. Just stay away, and I won't have to say. Something to just push you away. You won't get hurt if you walk. Don't listen to the words that I talk. Always askin' if I'm alright. I say yes, and you ask why I called in the middle of the night? I answer not really sure, figured I might. Might just call to say hello, hope you weren't sleeping. By the sound of my voice, you knew I was weeping. Three sheets to the wind, laying on the mat pinned. My world get's smaller, as the tears stack taller. But still t

Well Here I Go Again
sorry if you read this and don't like it. I am so sick of my life people just want to hurt me over and over and over.. I really think life stinks... I HATE IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry but I have to write this because this is my way of letting it go... I have kept it in tooo long I hate it Nobody will ever love me ..... I am, I guess, the worst person on this planet... I have STUPID BITCH written on my forehead.... well sorry but please...understand...I had to let it out...

Am I Passionate Or Compassionate???
You Are 90% Passionate, 10% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

Love Song For A Vampire
Love Song For a Vampire Come into these arms again and lay your body down The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum It beats for you it bleeds for you it knows not how it sounds For it is the drum of drums it is the song of songs Once I had the rarest rose that ever deemed to bloom Cruel winter chilled the bud and stole my flower too soon Oh loneliness Of hopelessness to search the ends of time For there is in all the world no greater love than mine. Love o love o .... still falls the rain Love o love o .... still falls the night Love o love o .... live on forever Let me be the only one to keep you from the cold Now the floor of heaven is laid the stars are bright as gold They shine for you they shine for you they burn for all to see Come into these arms again and set this spirit free

How Much Sex Appeal Do I Have?
You Are 84% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Story Of Us ~part 3
I have been writing about how Ken and I met. Part 1 cover the first five days and part 2 the last two of the first week; now if I continue writing this out in the same matter then there would be about 10 parts to this explanation since it has four weeks already, so I have been told to do the most important parts. Fun thing is I will probably still put in as much detail as the first two. But I felt that the first two were important to explain like I did and how they were broken up, which I hope you all agree. But sorry guys this one is longer but at least done. Okay---On with the story… So we met officially on Sunday, Ken’s truck was in the shop and on Monday I received a call around lunch time from him asking if I would met him somewhere to take him to pick up his truck. He was actually supposed to return to work but he took his time in calling in and finally they called him and told him that he didn’t have to return. We hung out for the rest of the day, watched movies and

Story Of Us ~part 4
The last post was posted in December. I have been thinking a lot of what I will say in this blog; I mean I could give you a detail day by day story but that is something that should be in a diary... eventhough I knew there are many out there who use blogs for just that, but that is not me. So I will tell you what I would like to share with you. Ken and I had been talking a lot about eventually moving in together in the New Year. I had some concerns about this but felt it would work out and by the time we returned from Flordia we were looking for a place to live. We were lucky. We found a really cute 2 bedroom apartment... 2 bedrooms for when his twins would visit during the summer. The ever next day after turning in our apartment applications we got a call that changed eveything. I am not going into details but Ken returned to Flordia to fight for his girls. When he returned we moved in together. And about three weeks later his twins arrived. So now I am currently l

Love Is...
Love is wonderful. Love makes you happy. Love should make you feel complete and as if you can do anything. That one person will always be by your side even when you feel like you have made the biggest mistake in the world. They will always forgive you and fight to keep you. That one person will NEVER say that they don't love you and even when they are so mad at you they can't even manage to argue they will still turn to you and say "I love you." That one person will comfort you when you call them crying and that one person that will wipe away your tears and hold you for hours. Love is compromise. Even when you find the two of you can't agree on something, you will just agree to disagree and love each other no matter what. They will always respect your decisions and opinions and in turn you will respect theirs. They will fight for your right to speak your mind and defend you to the end. Love is trust and honesty. That one person will never lie to you and always be completely honest. Lov

Do You Still Dream Of Me?
In sensual midnight dreams do you remember me? Long desperately for what you can’t touch or see? Lost in shimmering pools of sparkling cerulean blue Do your hands burn to caress satin flesh you never knew? Do you imagine slender fingertips playing against your chest? I know how to touch you, Baby until you beg for all the rest Do you hear my breathy voice Calling you my “Sweet Man?” Thinking of all the possibilities? Are you making romantic plans? Do you taste the salty sweetness of ivory shoulders beneath your tongue? Hear my breathless whisper, “Oh, Baby, you’re the only one?” Can you yet imagine the feel of full breasts cradled in your hands? Can I still excite and empower you until your hard manhood stands? Can you smell the scent of perfume mixed with feminine musk as all the coverings drop away and you satisfy your lust? Do you fantasize the pleasure of hard nipples between your lips a

Chapter 3 { The Invisibel Man
III. THE THOUSAND AND ONE BOTTLES So it was that on the twenty-ninth day of February, at the beginning of the thaw, this singular person fell out of infinity into Iping Village. Next day his luggage arrived through the slush. And very remarkable luggage it was. There were a couple of trunks indeed, such as a rational man might need, but in addition there were a box of books, -- big, fat books, of which some were just in an incomprehensible handwriting, -- and a dozen or more crates, boxes, and cases, containing objects packed in straw, as it seemed to Hall, tugging with a casual curiosity at the straw -- glass bottles. The stranger, muffled in hat, coat, gloves, and wrapper, came out impatiently to meet Fearenside's cart, while Hall was having a word or so of gossip preparatory to helping being them in. Out he came, not noticing Fearenside's dog, who was sniffing in a dilettante spirit at Hall's legs. "Come along with those boxes," he said. "I've been waiting long enough." And he

Tattooo Better Blog Post
Yesterday I had to work, but after work, Me and Ray kinda went on a shopping spree, first we picked up Justine and took her to the mall with us, I bought some baby clothes for Kate, a Cradle of Filth hoodie [was 59.00 Now 22.92], then went to Secret Oktober and bought some more baby clothes for Kate, and I got justine these black panty hose with white skulls on it, Ray bought some shirts from there, then we dropped off Justine, and then went to my mom's house to pick her up. We drove to Mom's tattoo but MOM wasn't working that niht and we would have to wait 30 minutes, so we said FUCK IT and went to Body Adorned [the place where I got my lip piercing done a couple years ago] and they took us in quick and I got mine done relatively quick, my Stitch My mom re-did her parrot she got on her back in 1979, and OMG it looked awesome, both of our tats look awesome. Except in a couple weeks I might go back and ask him to fix the shading because he didn't color it in all the way. that

Hide My Pain
Hide My Pain In your arms I lie at night, As the time counts down before It is time for you to leave me. I have known for months that That day would come and inside My mind I prepared myself, but My heart kept pushing it away... Avoiding the inevitable... So with almost no time left, The pain wells up inside of Me so bad that it goes beyond Mere heartbreak... Holding back the tears, as I lie in Your arms at night, turning away, Hoping you wont catch me crying... You can never know what it is I feel- It would do no good to tell you because It would not change how things are or How things will be... And yet it is I find myself saying "I love you" under my breath, Almost constantly... And to slip and allow these tears To be freed would only deny me the Remaining time I have left, as you Would feel uneasy, and slip away Before it is time... It will get worse before it will get Better, but with what I know and what I have known, I cannot see

Fire And Rain
Fire & Rain Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone Susanne the plans they made put an end to you I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song I just can't remember who to send it to I've seen fire and I've seen rain I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again Won't you look down upon me, jesus You've got to help me make a stand You've just got to see me through another day My body's aching and my time is at hand And I won't make it any other way Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again Been walking my mind to an easy time my back turned towards the sun Lord knows when the cold wind blows it'll turn your head around Well, there's hours of time on the telephone line to

If Youre Gone
If You're Gone I think I've already lost you I think you're already gone I think I'm finally scared now You think I'm weak - but I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire But now I'm relaxed - I can't be sure I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - I think too much I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home There's an awful lot of breathing room But I can hardly move If you're gone - baby you need to come home Cuz there's a little bit of something me In everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the room just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need - more than you mind I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - that I know too much I can't

Ask The Convict
Ask the convict A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken in to his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "NO, no, no!", said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

I Want 2 Buy U A 7 Day Blast.....
I am begging for your help. Please click the link below and join Bucky's Fan Club. Even if you don't want to pay for membership and get the autographed CD, join with the free option. Help me win a phone call from Bucky, pretty please? I'll buy as many pimpin' gifts as I can afford for those who sign up. ALSO!!!! The first person to sign up with a platinum membership, I will buy you a seven day blast. Just send me in a private message the e-mail you used to sign up with so I can verify it and be sure to respond to the activation email you will be sent after joining. THANKS AND HUGS!!!!! CJ Bucky Covington Fan Club

Meat Wallet ~ This Needs To Be Placed On A Public Service Announcement
Meat Wallet ~ A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast. www.urbandictionary.com

New Writer
hi all well i have found a really good new writer who happens to get me going with some really good stories so stop on by his page and give his blogs a go!!!!!!! rate him and fan him cause im sure you will want more when u read his stuff!!!!!!! he goes by the name sjal100..... who happens to be in my friends list... i stole him from another site and told him to come over to ct and blog in here.....hehehehehehe so naughty i am... but like to share good writing with everyone... so go pay him a visit and happy reading!!!! xx quackers xx

Chapter 5 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
The Five Orange Pips When I glance over my notes and records of the Sherlock Holmes cases between the years '82 and '90, I am faced by so many which present strange and interesting features that it is no easy matter to know which to choose and which to leave. Some, however, have already gained publicity through the papers, and others have not offered a field for those peculiar qualities which my friend possessed in so high a degree, and which it is the object of these papers to illustrate. Some, too, have baffled his analytical skill, and would be, as narratives, beginnings without an ending, while others have been but partially cleared up, and have their explanations founded rather upon conjecture and surmise than on that absolute logical proof which was so dear to him. There is, however, one of these last which was so remarkable in its details and so startling in its results that I am tempted to give some account of it in spite of the fact that there are points in connection with

Ok One More Thing (support Our Troops)
ok lets be real, there is not a single person that I have talked to that DON'T support our troops, what Americans don't want to support is the Iraq government, I for one think that the men and women over there are not only brave but should be held up to a higher standard of respect,they are after all protecting us right??having said that how can we solve the problems of Iraq when we can't solve our own??? we want to protect our country how? but letting our boarders down and not letting our boarder guards do there jobs?? yeah we have all the answers don't we ... you want to send money to Iraq for the troops send each and everyone of them a plane ticket home, this will solve the problem of the war AND save lives...FUCK YOU BUSH

Blood Milk And Sky
A ray of moonlight shown through the window like beem of pure silver illuminating a shadowy figure sitting alone in a dark room gazing out of the window. It was a beautiful night out the air was crisp and cool the moon was full and the stars shown brightly in the clear night sky. He sat there and thought about something he had heard once when he was younger something about it taking hundreds of years for the light of the stars to reach us he thought about how strange it was that he may be seeing the light of things long gone and he thought of how that pertained to himself, for did his light not burn out long ago yet... he was still here. As he sat there lost in thought his concentration was suddenly broken by a knock on the door, It was not unexpected he rose from his seat by the window and strolled over to the door he turned the lights up a little just enough to be able to see and then he opened the door. Standing before him was a very atractive young girl dressed in a gothic sty

Eyes
Eyes Eyes are the door way to the soul they say Eyes tell a story of a life New eyes, open and pure seeing the world at first sight Old eyes, filled with wisdom and pain Tired eyes, surounded with rings of worry and saddness Then there are eyes you cannot look away from Eyes filled with love That is begging for someone to let it out Eyes over following with with fire of life Know that they will see things that will hurt and bring joy But my favorite eyes are the ones that have all of that rolled in to two Eyes like yours -Ray Bullock

For All Who Know Motorcycle Riders
For all who Know Motorcycle Riders ____________________________________________ I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats

Licking You (xxx Story)
You lay there on the soft sweet bed your legs parted gently as I kiss my way up your left thigh from your knee moving down slowly over your soft freshly shaven mound your slit glistening with wetness as my hot breathe found it teased it and passed over it. I kissed down your right thigh to your knee, and then with out warning I moved back up to your hot spot. Your legs parted more as my head moved closer and my breath hot on you made you shudder, as I tongue neared your slit, I was in awe at the beauty I bestowed to watch as my finger caressed your thighs and my tongue found your clit, wet, aching, ready for me to kiss and tease with my tongue as only I knew how. My tongue sank deep within your core and you moaned and writhed as my tongue took command of the situation and you gave up and let me have my way. My tongue moving hard over your sweet clit circling it licking every drop of your juices as you continued to grow wetter and wetter, as my tongue increased pressure and speed

Chapter 6 { The Invisibel Man
VI. THE FURNITURE THAT WENT MAD Now it happened that in the early hours of Whit-Monday, before Millie was hunted out for the day, Mr. Hall and Mrs. Hall both rose and went noiselessly down into the cellar. Their business there was of a private nature, and had something to do with the specific gravity of their beer. They had hardly entered the cellar when Mrs. Hall found she had forgotten to bring down a bottle of sarsaparilla from their joint-room. As she was the expert and principal operator in this affair, Hall very properly went upstairs for it. On the landing he was surprised to see that the stranger's door was ajar. He went on into his own room and found the bottle as he had been directed. But returning with the bottle, he noticed that the bolts of the front door had been shot back, that the door was in fact simply on the latch. And with a flash of inspiration he connected this with the stranger's room upstairs and the suggestions of Mr. Teddy Henfrey. He distinctly remem

Top Four Adult Jokes
Fourth >>Place: >> >> >> A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow >>goes >>into her breast. >> >>They are both quite startled. >> >>The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as >>your >>breast, I know you'll forgive me." >> >>She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room >>221." Third Place : >> >> >> One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts >>rubbing >>his wife's arm. >> >>The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist >>appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." >> >>The husband, rejected, turns over. >> >>A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. >> >>"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Runner Up: >> >> >> Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a >>number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he >>had a terrible compulsion. He had an u

I Feel Like Pooh
i dunnno i'm just depressed.. I went to a party the other day had a horrible time as usual and ever since i haven't been able to turn off these depressing feelings.. I just havebeen trying so hard to become a better socialite and someone who can enjoy himself among people and i fall short over and over cause i get overwhelmed by all the people there and i don't know what to say to any of them and next thing i know i'm sitting in the corner of the room wishing i was dead and out of existance. this can't go on like this anymore how am i ever going to meet anyone if i can't even fucking talk to anyone... Its so embarassing cause i feel like everyone knows i'm there and knows what i'm doing but i feel powerless to do anything about it. also i got so jealous at my best friend the other night he hooked up with a girl again and totally had a makeout fest with her like 10 feet in front of me so i had to watch them all night as well.. Then he had the nerve to ask me if i was angry at him..

Within
Stirring inside is a little something That feeds on each passing day That hovers over and stalks That prowls and claws at dreams Stirring inside is a little something That devours each breath of life That possesses and commands That feasts on tears of pain Stirring inside is a little something That is trouble That is fierce That is sinful

Bottle Of Rain
My love stood outside naked one late night In an early summer storm He held an antique bottle tightly in his hands And filled it with rain He said it was part of nature like our love That it is pure and fresh Sent from heaven to save him Like him, he placed the bottle in my hands And promised to love me forever I sat the bottle on the nightstand Wondering if time or nature Would evaporate these precious drops But turning back to him Watching him dry his hair I knew the rain would last like our love would Long after everything is over..

Looking Inside
looking into a house of dreams i use to know . i dont know my dreams anymore. all i have are empty dreams hope's and promises .i live my life in fear of not knowing what my life has in store for me feeling so lost and so alone crying deep inside so nobody no's how i feel . hate feels my heart with sadness my eye's feel my face with tear's. my heart longs for hope of stoping the pain i hide deep inside . this is a poem a wonderful friend wrote it is sad but a wonderful poem

Iris By The Go Go Dolls
And I’d give up forever to touch you ´Cause I know that you feel me somehow You’re the closets to heaven that ill ever be And I don’t want to go home right now And all I could taste is this moment And all I can breath is your life And sooner or later it’s over I just don’t want to miss you tonight CHORUS: And I don’t want the world to see me ´Cause I don’t think that they’d understand When everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can’t fight the tears that ain´t coming Or the moments of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you’re alive. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

What Kind Of Person Are You
You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.Outgoing100%Nice88%Immature75%Fun38%Dramatic38%Shy0%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Chapter 1 { The Canterville Ghost
When Mr. Hiram B. Otis, the American Minister, bought Canterville Chase, every one told him he was doing a very foolish thing, as there was no doubt at all that the place was haunted. Indeed, Lord Canterville himself, who was a man of the most punctilious honour, had felt it his duty to mention the fact to Mr. Otis when they came to discuss terms. "We have not cared to live in the place ourselves," said Lord Canterville, "since my grandaunt, the Dowager Duchess of Bolton, was frightened into a fit, from which she never really recovered, by two skeleton hands being placed on her shoulders as she was dressing for dinner, and I feel bound to tell you, Mr. Otis, that the ghost has been seen by several living members of my family, as well as by the rector of the parish, the Rev. Augustus Dampier, who is a Fellow of King's College, Cambridge. After the unfortunate accident to the Duchess, none of our younger servants would stay with us, and Lady Canterville often got very lit

Are We There Yet?!
Is the weekend here yet? I need Friday to be here. I'm dying to see Greeley Estates again! They were amazing last night. Good part about being in the front is making eye contact with Ryan 75000 times while he was singing. I think the best part for me was when they were playing "Through Waiting". He came to our side of the stage and looked me dead in the eye and we sang this part to each other: I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait for you Tonight is the last night I'll wait for you (I'll wait, I'll wait) I'll wait for you (I'll wait for you) Tonight is the last night I'll wait for you (I'll wait, I'll wait) I'll wait for you (I'll wait for you) I'm falling back to you After all that we've been... been through! That was awesome. I'm surprised I didn't freeze up and just stare at him, but that was a cool moment. Not to mention he's very funny and nice as hell. =) Then Sunday we shall take back sunday with. that's right Taking Back Sunday and Underoath. Hell yeah!

I Broke Into Your House...
Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: · You are Required to let me stay in your hou

Elastic
Throughout time I have been known to bounce back from many things. Some of you know the stories, some of you know the truths of the occurances and how it is I can stand here now. But maybe thats all. Maybe they are just stories to those who seem to pass through my life. Recognizing that I am more real and of woman content then can possibly be explained and accounted for. I can be compared to a rubber band. Stretch me out and take from it what is your worth. Catapolt urself using me to where ever it is you need to go. But in the end I am still just an elastic band sitting on the table..... But like all great fun things, they can be worn out. A rubber band can loose its elasticity. And each time it is stretched the fibers become weaker. Eventually it will snap and be replaced with a new one. And it becomes harder and harder to bounce back, only because each pull becomes more and more intense. However.....although breaking and loosed the same courage to keep bouncing back. I a

Clouds
clouds make up alot of things look out for what you can see clouds can be beautiful clouds can be scary when they bring storms but after the storm passes the sky is beautiful with all the different clouds can make so many different things by Melissa Dumler

Back Off
you need to just back off i'm not going to dress the way you dress back off i'm not going to listen to a word you have to say i'm my own person I don't want to be like you I just want to be me back off I don't want to listen and i'm not going to you can't tell me what to do back off you can't tell me how to act i'm not a puppet i'm me back off you can't change me just leave me alone just back the fuck off by Melissa Dumler

Love
you buy me everything i like just because i like it it don't mean i want it are you trying to buy my love i love you i don't need these things just show me you love me let me know i can't stand all this waiting do you love me i love you but i can't take it i tell you i don't need it but you buy it anyway i hind from you i don't want it i just want your love i know you care i show you i love you but you don't show me you just keep buying me these things they don't show me love just tell me you love me let me know how you feel you don't let me in how will i ever know how you feel if you don't let me in will i ever know if you love me by Melissa Dumler

Lies
why do people lie to their loved ones why does all these lies cause so much pain why do people make up lies is it to hurt people or is it to protect them why wont someone tell me why they lie is it they don't want to admit that they lie why do people lie i know i lie its because i don't want people to know the truth why do you lie ? by Melissa Dumler

Devil
you say the devil is why everything bad happens its not always the devils fault some things happen just cause they do the devil might not of had anything to do with it some things just happen the devil is not always to blame things can happen on their own it's not the devils fault by Melissa Dumler

Why Do People Die
they die when good has something better planned for them they don't get to chose when they die if noone died there would be no room for new people the world would be over crowded why do people die you don't want to lose the people you love and c are about when your loved ones die you feel you have no reason to live god has a plan for you you have to go on living one day you will see why you lived even though you always asked why why do people die? cause otherwise the world would be crowded no where for people to live. by Melissa Dumler

You Promised
promise you promised me that you would change the way you treated my family you treated them like they were animals you didnt want anything to do with them only when you wanted something from them you promised me you would change the way you spoke to me you told me to do things if i didnt listen to you and do them right away you got mad and started screaming you promised you wouldnt cheat you cheated on me with the girls around town its funny how my brother turned you in you didnt have the balls to tell me the truth you promised that you would change the way you acted when we go some where you didnt so i never went anywhere with you again you screamed at me and my family in the doctors office just cause i told you i couldnt take it anymore you promised that you would change you didnt so now i have to say good bye to you get out of my life i promise you i will not cry over you you dont mean anything to me anymore im tired of the way you treat people like they

Away
away you seem so far away when you are sitting there thinking when i ask you something you dont open up you just walk away from me you dont seem to care you only seem to care about yourself why do you keep your feelings to yourself lock yourself away in a room dont even bother to talk to anyone you cant share anything with anyone you lock everything away as if you are afaird to open up to anyone are you afaird of being hurt im not going to hurt you i love you i just want you to open up if only for a little bit lock yourself away in you little room away from the rest of the world open up if only to share one little thing that is all i ask of you let me know what is wrong dont walk away from me ill still love you no matter what it is that you have going on dont lock yourself away in your room away from the rest of the world let me know what is going on it hurts me to see you this way like you dont care what happens i love you for you not because you are pr

Trust You
trust you you tell me to trust you trust you as far as i can throw you which is not very far trust you is what you tell me you say you do not cheat i hear from my brother you are with his best friend too how can i trust you after that you say you will change change the way you act change yea that is a laugh you will never change so how could i ever trust you you go around staring at all the girls that go by you want all the young girls not all young girls like older men you were how much older than me you still wanted younger and i was 18 i will never again trust you you said you would quit smoking you did not you said you would stop drinking finally you listened to something i said how can i trust you after all the time we were together you only did one thing that you said you would do so how can i trust you ever i can not trust a liar

My Dad
my dad my dad is the angel in my life he has cancer but he is still there when we need him i know he is in alot of pain but he tries to act like it dont bother him he dont want us kids worrying about him all the time my dad is the angel in my life they say he shouldnt be walking he still is my dad has alot of health problems i worry about him alot even though he dont want us kids worrying about him most of the time that is all i can do is worry my dad is the angel in my life he worked two jobs to help the family till his doctor made him quiet one of the jobs he works so much he isnt there all the time my dad is the angel in my life when i was born he was going to give me blood to get better he was proud that i pulled thru even though i didnt need the blood my dad is my angel he has been here with us thru the good times and the bad times the doctors are surpised that he is still walking they are surpised that he is still alive according to the doctors he should h

Writings
time will come the time will come when i have to say goodbye forever you will still be in my heart every second passing by you will be my most treasure memory the time will come when goodbye will seem like a lifetime passing by every moment thats goes on you will be by my side your memories you gave to me will be my treasure the time will come when the world seems to stop every body passing by wondering if i will see you again one day we will be together again the time will come when i wont know what to say i wont know what to do the memories you gave to me are my most treasured memories no one could change them the time will come when i know that you are gone nothing can change the things that happen no one could ever take that away from me i will remember the way you laughed the way you cry the tears we shared i know there is nothing i could do to change it the time will come when good bye will seem like a life time of things that will come and go bu

My Confessions!
[x] I'm Straight [x] I play video games. [x] Wear boxers to bed. [x]I've slept naked [x] I've thrown rocks at a girl's window.cuz i hated her [x] I've drank because I felt like it. [x] I've been in a fist fight. [x] and won. [x] My friends and I make fun of each other. [x] I have a job. [x]some girls i kno are bitches [x] I'm Cocky [x]I can dance. [x] I'd do anything for my best girl [x] I've acted like an ass on purpose. [x] I play hard to get. [x] I'm fallen for someone [x] I've honked at a guy going down the road. [x]I've hit on a girl in public. [x] I've asked a hot girl for her number that I just met [x] Sports over rules everything [x] I like death/grind/black metal. [x] I like rock music. [x] I like rap music. [x] I can't stand techno. [x] I've been suspended. [x] I've been to court. [x] I wear/have worn eyeliner because I wanted to. [x] I have piercings. [x] I am a member of FriendWise.com [x] I drink sometimes because i want too [x

Eternal Quest
Eternal Quest I have a belief that we come to earth many times each time, the soul tries to attain a higher level of humanity --be closer to God and how he would have us be. And during those times-- maybe once we mate with another soul. Throughout our lives, our time on earth we keep looking for that soul-- in every life. And if we find no flames to start an eternal fire. Still we remain the dreamer— looking for that perfect love. And if I have not been able to find it in this life--and if I die, I will take it with me tucked away in my heart— the one thing I take away from this life. And come again in another life to find it. We are reeds in the wind of fate. I know not where the wind will toss us, but I will survive if you hold my hand. Let us begin the eternal quest together.

Women
I don't think any man can truly understand the workings of a woman. Take me for instance. I have been "married" for almost five years now. YEs she wants a divorce and thinks we won't work as a couple. That part I understand, but what i don't understand is what I am about to tell you. Guys I thought this shit was just wrong, and girls maybe you could explain to me what she is doing, cause it blew my fucking mind. SHe was playing her Final Fantasy 11 game online and talking to her new boytoy that she decided she had feelings for at the same time of telling me she didn't have feelings for me anymore. She was talking to him and HIS ex starts fighting with her over HIM. This means she already stole someone else's boyfriend/fiance/husband and is already in a fight to keep him. Mind you we arent even divorced yet, and i am in the room and this shit is being read out loud by her to her new boytoy. What does this say about what her and I had together? Sounds like she didnt take time t

Determine Your Age By How Many You Can Remember
1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles 5. Hamburg joints with tableside jukeboxes 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers 7. Party lines 8. Newsreels before the movie 9. Slingshots 10. Butch wax 11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933) 12. Peashooters 13. Howdy Doody 14. 45 RPM records 15. S&H Green Stamps 16. Hi-fi's 17. Metal ice trays with levers 18. Mimeograph paper 19. Blue flashbulbs 20. Amos and Andy 21. Roller skate keys 22. Cork popguns 23. Drive-ins 24. Studebakers 25. Wash tub wringers If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Butterfly Kisses
Butterfly Kisses There’s two things I know for sure, She was sent here from heaven and she’s daddy’s little girl As I drop to my knees at her bed at night She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes And I thank god for all the joys in my life And most of all… For butterfly kisses and her bedtime prayer, Sticking little white flowers all up in hair “Walk beside the pony dad, it’s my first ride” “I know the cake looks funny dad, but I sure tried” With all that I’ve done wrong I must’ve done something right To deserve a hug every morning And butterfly kisses every night Sweet sixteen today And she’s looking like her momma a little more every day One part woman the other part girl To perfume and make up from ribbons and curls Trying her wings out in a great big world But I remember… Her butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair “You know how much I love you dad, if you don’t mind I’m only gonna kiss you on the cheek this time” With all that I’ve done

It's The Journey That's Important....
By John McLeod Life, sometimes so wearying Is worth its weight in gold The experience of traveling Lends a wisdom that is old. Beyond our 'living memory' A softly spoken prayer: "It's the journey that's important, Not the getting there!" Ins and outs and ups and downs Life's road meanders aimlessly? Or so it seems, but somehow Leads us where we need to be, And being simply human We oft question and compare.... "Is the journey so important Or the getting there?" And thus it's always been That question pondered down the ages By simple men with simple ways To wise and ancient sages... How sweet then, quietly knowing Reaching destination fair: "It's the journey that's important, Not the getting there!"

A Deep Pain
Through my life many people have come and gone. When they go, they leave my in a horrible state. Tears flowing down my face. Mind filled with memories And a broken heart I only hope is one day my heart will heal for good.

One Of These Type Of Days
TAKING BACK SUNDAY "Cute Without The "E" (Cut From The Team)" Your lipstick, his collar.. don't bother Angel I know exactly what goes on When everything you'll get is everything that you've wanted, princess (well which would you prefer) My finger on the trigger, or (me face down, down across your floor) Me face down, down across your floor (me face down, down across your floor) Well just so long as this thing's loaded And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinking, this all was only wishful thinking And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinking, this all was only wishful thinking let's go... Don't bother trying to explain Angel I know exactly what goes on when you're on and How about I'm outside of your window (how about I'm outside of your window) Watching him keep the details covered You're such a sucker (you're such

Lent Can't End Soon Enough...surprisingly Enough I Cant Wait To Have Sex!
So, Yes Im catholic, and yes I've been participating in Lent, I gave up sex and swearing, But I can't help swearing so, it's just sex. Im down to about two weeks at this point and im having a -really- hard time... -browraise- really hard.. *Giggle* So, the last 4 weeks I've been having dreams about a small set of very specific people. 3 to be exact. The first one a local dude, i've never had sex with him, so why this is even happening is beyond me...But for whatever reason, all the things i want done, want to try, what ever, it's him...-shrug- we've tried making shit happen.. no such luck. I always seem to end up tied to my bed, screaming his name...Hmm... The second and I have a TON in common, he's from MI, but not too local. Never met in person, but we talk and he's just... damn *Big wet grin* Tattoos, the music, just everything..We've done some crazy shit in my dreams too.. He's down for whatever like I am, He appeals to my sex in cars side :D *Such a whore*

Confuscious Say
Confuscious say..... "Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired." "Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!" "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok." "Man who do business in whore house get jerked around." "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!" "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." "War does not determine who right. War determine who left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who live in glass house should change in basement." "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with

My Only
I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only

Day 3 Of Migraine Hell
Yeap...out again... Day 3 fecking sucks the world can not stop, but I have to. blech percription meds make me woozie and disconnected, only dull the pain and make my head fuzzy cant see straight sitting here is bothersome i lay down, its like i am drunk and the room spins i really need to get back to work....but i am useless about to go crazy being couped up inside ~sighs~ anyway...I'm alive....and I'll be around... Chrys

Join Now And Get An Autographed Cd From Bucky Covington!
Just wanted to share some news. The Bucky Covington Online Fan Club is open. Head over and sign up now and if you choose the Platinum Membership you will get an autographed CD when it comes out and a limited edition T-shirt. Even if you can't sign up with a paid membership, select the free option please, help me win an autographed guitar. HUGS! Catherine Bucky Covington Fan Club

Traffic Ticket..
So as I was coming home from a long day of work at the store a week or so ago, this cop pulled me over for supposedly running a red light. I happen to recall that the light was yellow as I pass through it, and I told him that. He looked over my information, driver's license, insurance, etc. After doing that for what seems like forever, seeing that I had never been pulled over, arrested or jailed, he decided to give me a ticket anyway, saying that the Temple police is beginning to "crack down" on moving violations, parking violations, etc. I show up today at the courthouse to figure out how much the ticket is and my options, and the fucking thing is $215!! What the fuck? I ask the lady there what my options are. They pretty much are, pay it, contest it and pay it anyways if I'm found guilty, or take a class which will put me about $160 in the hole. This sucks ya'll. I know for a fact I didn't run that light, so I pretty much said that I would contest it. Court date is April 17

Last Night
Did anyone watch South Park last night? They did a dig at 24 and they named every possible website you could think of during that episode. I laughed so damn hard that I almost fell off my bed. I mean Cartman was Jack Bauer. It was sad cause I was able to name every last person that was in relation to the 24 character. I can’t wait for them to show it again I have to record it!

An Agnostics View Of Evolution.
For those that know about my old blog sites (Shanna), there is no need to go past this point. Before anyone gets up in arms about this, let me explain what an agnostic is since many people either don't know what it means or mistake it for atheistic. Agnostic: a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God. b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism. I fit more into b. I do believe anything is possible in some way, and I do believe God may exist, but until someone finds a way to prove that God does or doesn't exist with hard evidence. Now for the boring stuff. The bible starts in Genesis, which pretty-much begins with how the earth was supposedly created. It then states that one man and one woman was created, I don't believe this to be the case. The reason I don't believe it happened this way is because there is too much hard evidence that current humans evolved from Australopithecus ramidus. There is also s

You Should Have Seen The Gerbils
Sydney- Paleontologists have uncovered the fossils of at least 20 extinct species previously unknown to science. The finds include a tree-climbing crocodile, a carnivorous bird called "the demon duck of doom" that weighed 881 pounds and a killer kangaroo. "They were far more muscly than the kangaroos we know", said Michael Archer, dean of science at the University of New South Wales. "They had sharp, saber-like incisors and powerful forelimbs to help rip and tear their prey."

For All My Fellow Greenies...
If you give a shit about the planet we live on, read on bitches... 10 times as much energy is wasted when you run a computer screen saver instead of using sleep mode. 14 plastic grocery bags contain enough petroleum to fuel a car for a mile. 20 gallons of water go down the drain daily when you have a drippy faucet. 75 % of energy used to power electronic items is consumed while they're plugged in but not in use. 31,600 planes can be built with the amount of soda cans and other aluminum stuff thrown away every year. 100,000,000 trees are made into junk mail every single year. What a fuckin waste!

Carrie Underwood- Before He Cheats
Before He Cheats (Chris Tompkins/Josh Kear) Right now he’s probably slow dancing With that bleach blonde tramp And she’s probably getting frisky Right now he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink ‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey Right now he’s probably behind her with a pool stick showing Her how to shoot a combo And he don’t know Chorus: i dug my key into the side Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats Right now she’s probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now she’s probably saying I ’m drunk and he’s thinking that he’s gonna get lucky Right now he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo And he don’t know Repeat chorus: I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl ‘Cause the next time that he cheats You know it won’t be on

The Farmer And The Old Mule
The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery. Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back, a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back: he should shake it off and step up! This he did, blow after blow. "Shake it off and step up... shake it off and step up... shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought "panic" and just kept right on sh

Points To Ponder
Points To Ponder If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following: There would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere (Both North & South) 8 Africans 52 would be female 48 would be male 70 would be non-white 30 would be white 70 would be non-Christian 30 would be Christian 89 would be heterosexual 11 would be homosexual 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States 80 would live in substandard housing 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education 1 would own a computer When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent. The following is also so

Difficult & Easy...
Easy is to get a place is someone's address book. Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart. Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them... Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to pray every night. Difficult is to find God in small things... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. D

Bratty Slave Contract ....
Bratty Slave Contract .... 1. Master is always right, except when He isn't. When He isn't the slave has the obligation to bring to Master's attention His incorrect perceptions and false notions, and then make fun of Him till slave boast that she has corrected Him for the 100th time. 2. The slave has the right to hide any of Master's toys she does not like. Master then has the right to use the toy on the slave. if He can find them. Ehmmmm. which He won't. 3. The Master may be under the impression the slave has done something she should not have been doing. The slave may then point out that not only did she not do such a thing, but also is under strict obligation to tell Master who did it, and Master is to believe her even though He knows she is lying. 4. The Master owns the slave totally and has all rights to her body and complete say over how she behaves. The slave has the right to respectfully and politely request things of her Master, over and over again if need be With t

A Submissive's Blackboard Lessons
A Submissive's BlackBoard Lessons by Torms Tiara Copyright Torms Tiara, 1997 All Rights Reserved I will not carve my name on the the flogger handles I will not spank others without Masters permission I will not aim for Master's head I will not yell the Safeword in the grocery store I will not sell the names of my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer I will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum I will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle Funny noises are not really funny I will not slap Master with my bra Punishment is not boring or pointless I will not call Master "Dr. Death". I will not defame the Eulenspeigl Society. I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party. I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting. I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.A burp is not an appropriate response to Master. I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work I will not yell she's tie

What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Wd-40
WD-40 I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clea n it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect thei

Imbecile!!
Man gives up sex to live forever A Chinese man has abstained from making love to his wife for 17 years because he wants to live forever. Chen Dong, of Chongqing city, who is in his 50s, changed his way of living after a colleague told him he would live for 1,000 years if he became a celibate, vegetarian. "He believed it completely, and since 1989 he has had me prepare him only vegetarian meals, and stopped living with me in the same room," says his wife Yu Hui. Chen believes he has found the secret of eternal life. "Simple meals can clean my body, and an asexual life can keep my energy from becoming depleted," he told Chongqing Business News. Chen has now been granted a divorce, saying he wants a quiet life, but has been ordered to pay his wife £5,000 compensation.

Wax Is Not Your Friend
Wax IS NOT your Friend!! Current mood: Laughing Hysterically Category: Laughing Hysterically Fashion, Style, Shopping CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair And now...the wax. This was sent to me by my one of my friends. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be

I Don't Wanna Be Like You
ACCEPT I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU! Heaven knows Heaven knows I tried To be like you To be a part of you tribe Id rather leave it all behind But thats alright Im not your average type No mr. clean - hey I wanna be me Cant you see - Im the exception to the rule I know what I want And I know Im gonna get it That is why - Im the exception to the rule Dont push me too far The way I am is just because I dont wanna be like you I dont wanna be like you The walls can be shaking The earth could be quaking I still dont wanna be like you Im hog-tiedndirty Im tough and mean Keep your wall street slickers And the american dream You (ve) done me over and over You (ve) tried to tie me down Why dont you step out of the shadows Dare to roll the dice Let it roll - and dont you push me around Cant you see - Im the exception to the rule I know what I want And I know Im gonna get it That is why - Im the exception to the rule Dont push me too far The way I

Chapter 16 { The Invisibel Man
XVI. THE JOLLY CRICKETERS The Jolly Cricketers is just at the bottom of the hill, where the tram-lines begin. The barman leant his fat red arms on the counter and talked of horses with an anaemic cabman, while a black-bearded man in grey snapped up biscuit and cheese, drank Burton, and conversed in American with a policeman off duty. "What's the shouting about!" said the anaemic cabman, going off at a tangent, trying to see up the hill over the dirty yellow blind in the low window of the inn. Somebody ran by outside. "Fire, perhaps," said the barman. Footsteps approached, running heavily, the door was pushed open violently, and Marvel, weeping and dishevelled, his hat gone, the neck of his coat torn open, rushed in, made a convulsive turn, and attempted to shut the door. It was held half open by a strap. "Coming!" he bawled, his voice shrieking with terror. "He's coming. The 'Visible Man! After me! For Gawd's sake! Elp! Elp! Elp!" "Shut the doors," said the policeman.

I'm New Here!
Hi! I have been a member of CherryTap for about 4 days now and I am still nervous! I would love to make new friends and I fell like I have become a pest already! I cherish your friendships and I want them to last! Please, Please, If I say or do anything out of line, let me know by message. I take criticism very well and I do not get angry very easliy! I am more timid than anything. I love it here and I enjoy it here! The atmosphere is wonderful! Thank you for letting me be a member of CherryTAP! xoxoxo -Joey

Da Me Mas Gasolina
Aw, that's so sweet. He has another teenager to add to his leash. I don't feel sorry for her. He's just going to add her to a collection of rusting and cob webbed covered girls. It's how he does to us all. Hahahaha. Yeah, I'm not over it. But, I can laugh can't I? anyway, I was sick thursday and friday. but i'm better today. and bored. my mom rented a beach cabin for friday-sunday so i won't be on at all. :]]]]]]]]] omg. school is almost out! prom is almost here! wow! uhhh. i don't know what else to say. amanda and jana are going to the beach cabin with me.

Zipper Relief
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan, who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of th

What The Experts Say....
Success in new relationship is not independent if one partner is not over the last relationship and still has unresolved issues. If you keep casual acquaintances and care for your independence, you will find a new partner who will not just temporarily fill emotional hole. WOW TO BE HONEST NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY I STILL HAVE A BROKEN HEART AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO I DATE OR DO I STILL CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM YOU DON'T ALMOST MARRY SOMEONE AND THEN BREAK-UP AND GET OVER IT AND FORGET I MEAN WELL I DIDN'T HE TOOK THE EASY ROAD AND WENT BACK TO HIS EX WHICH YES GREAT I'M SUPER HAPPY THAT HE HAS FOUND HAPPINESS I MEAN WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE THAT IS WHAT LOVE IS A DEVINE HAPPINESS NO MATTER WHAT IT IS THAT MAKES THEM HAPPY HELL SEEING HIM HAPPY EVEN THO I AM DYING IS WELL WORTH IT... IF I COULD TALK TO BRANNON AGAIN I WOULD SAY I LOVE YOU AND PROB ALWAYS WILL BUT I AM HAPPY THAT U HAVE FOUND HAPPINESS EVEN IF IT ISN'T WITH ME... I WOULD ALSO TELL HIM SOME NEWS ABOUT THE BABY..

My Weekend
This is not kinky in any way (well, maybe a little bit). It's just a recap of me and my weekend. I've been performing for children's breakfasts again, this time dressed as a cow who is also a chef. Same old stuff, but I do have to say this. I don't care if it sounds racist or bigoted, every time an asain family comes to the breakfast, they take 50 times the pictures any other family takes. First all the kids together, then every combo of kids, then all kids individually, then mom with all the kids, then mom with each combo of kids, then mom with each kid individually, then dad repeats the entire process, then Mom and Dad together repeat the whole process. They do everything except bring costume changes, for God's sake. For the record, people, you aren't the only folks in the universe. Other parents are waiting for a turn to see their kids with the Easter Bunny. If you take a picture of your kid standing on the left side of the bunny, you don't need to take one of your kid

I Had A Blast!!!!
I haven't been online the past few days is because I have been in Orlando since Thursday. My mother-in-law won tickets to the Ellen Show and to Universal Studios Theme Park. We had a very good time. It was a blast. We stayed in one of the Resorts that is on the grounds of the Theme park. I got to see J LO perform. By the way, she will be on the Ellen show this coming Tuesday. So tune in may be you can see me in the crowd of massive people. It has been a wonderful birthday this year. Have a good night!!!!!

To You
You reached in where the cold and dark had grown roots slowly you drove them out and sweetly replaced them with your magic I reach out through the distance between our hearts re-opening where you reached in the magic is real and still exists, if you believe ...and I do

Broken Heart
Broken Heart I can’t take this anymore Its tearing me up inside Cause you wouldn’t tell me why So you remained a constant thought throughout my days I hate that you are doing this I saw you do it before I won’t let this happen to us You can’t push me away You have already torn my heart in two The damage is done Does this even hurt you Or will this go right through The loneliness I fear Is starting to draw near Can’t be sure how I will deal Or how this loneliness will feel All my hopes and dreams Have been washed away Into a rapid flowing red stream Created by the bleeding of my broken heart You said yourself we could last forever And now you can’t even see us together I do not blame you nor am I mad For it was I who gave his heart with no shield I talked about our future Only because that’s where we were headed We talked about our past And realized why others didn’t last I couldn’t tell you what the future would hold You claimed to be afr

Voice
Why are we the only race on earth forced to take in people when they are in need? We have become a people who are too afraid of what their neighbors may think that we do nothing to get ourselves noticed. This is where we as a race have gone wrong, we no longer posses the will to take sides on issues of race and religion, we no longer speak our minds on issues which regard our children’s future. We have become ostridge with our heads in the sand in order not to be labeled, Well I say it’s time we stop being afraid of labels and start speaking out against those who expect aid from our people, we must not fear media backlash for our cause and we must stand together in order to see our will to its completion. Today is the darkest day in our glorious history, we have become so dormant in modern times that we have at last lost all of our basic instincts, we no longer are quick to take action when policies are passed allowing immigrants full access to the benefits of being a citizen in o

Uncertainty
Feelings of confusion, Depression, Uncertainty. Where do I belong? Where do I go? What do I do? Pick up the phone. No one to call. What would I say? Get in the car. No where to go. No one to see. Deep inside Is the urge to scream. At what? Trapped. No escape. Have the need, The desire, The want, For release - For freedom. © Andi 2006

April 2nd Sucks
I was wondering why my Social Security check hadn't been deposited yet. Then I realized it's only April 2nd. It's worse than the first I tell ya! I have some chores to do today that I don't want to do. One is to clean my birds cage out. My female parakeet Layla freaks out everytime I pull that tray out. I have to go reaaaallly slow and talk quietly to her and she does ok. It sucks. My male just stares at that tray being pulled out. He's not as scared of it as she is but you can tell he doesn't like it either. I don't have a good relationship with them right now which I'm trying to work on. I don't want to scare them more than I have to. Meanwhile, Odie the wonderrr dog is perfect. He's cute and funny and poops on the rug every now and then. Other than that, you couldn't ask for a better dog even if he is a Poodle. Poodles have a bad rep as being fluffy and fragile. Odie is just a typical dog. He's a little spoiled but he would be spoiled if he were a big dog, too. I love dogs. T

Pissed
pissed to an extreme no one can hear me scream all i hav done for u u just say hey fuck u im done with u and ur petty bullshit once again i take another hit as i fall into this black whole of life and i see myself pickin up that knife to harm myself once more bc the one i adore hates me so man i feel lik a fool

Would U
hold me and tell me everything is gonna be fine and wipe the tears from my eyes while i think of beauty in its best form..would you?..tell me you loved me since the day i made a simple impact in your soul..would you?.. do me the favor of touching my heart with your sweet love....would you?...would you hold my hand while i layed there dying thinking of the last beautiful thing in my life...would you?..sit there and watch me light this bowl while i smile and thank god your here with me!

Help
ur takin away all my pain and helpin me regain the confidence i need to be freed from this hell im in and no one can hear me yell yell to the sun to the moon to the rain to the grave and all i do i hope for someone to free me SOON

The Bar Scene
She is the one sitting at the edge of the bar sipping on her drink... coyly nibbling on the swizzle stick as she glances over to where you are standing.. She bats her lashes at you a few times and runs her tongue over her soft, full lips, pressing them firmly together. From the wink she gives you, you see this as your chance and start walking towards her... She looks away and starts running her hands up and down her short little dress, making sure she looks perfect for you... C rossing her long, smooth legs, she looks back up to see you standing just inches away from her, offering to buy her a new drink... Instead she stands her statuesque 5'9" curvaceous body up and then takes you by the hands she leads you ever so slowly to the dance floor.... S he wraps her arms around your neck and presses her body tight against your own muscle toned body, letting her long flowing auburn tresses caress her bare shoulders... She looks up at you and winks... She has you hooked without eve

[erotica]: Intruder
The lights in the back office flickered as I continued working on my report. "Damn, what else can go wrong," I murmured to myself just as the lights cease to illuminate the small, dark room. Sighing softly, I rummaged through the desk for some candles and my lighter. I set them all around her office, lighting them as I move about the tiny space. "There.. maybe now I can get some work done." I sit back down and glance over to the pages and reread the last paragraph, continuing where I left off. After what seems like ages, I look up at the clock on the wall, astonished at how late it really was. "Well, so much for a decent night’s sleep tonight. I didn't think it was this late at all. I need to finish this damn report before I become an insomniac." With my back turned towards the door, I didn't notice the dark shadow hovering behind me. The radio I had playing masked the footsteps coming towards me. In one swift movement, someone reached around me, covering my mouth wit

And Guys Say Were Confusing!
You know I dont pretend to understand men, even though most of my friends are guys. But as friends their easy to figure out as lovers.. that's a hole nother story, How is it that guys shows more interest in you when you show no interest in them? But once your single and interest, they act like you dont exist. OR when you are together and your mean and bitchy they seem to love ya but when you sweet and nice, their looking for a peice of ass else where. What the HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Offcial.
I heart Greeley and Laguna. Ryan is the best person on this earth. Matteo is my latin brother as he now says. Brad is just too fucking hot for words AND he's nice. Twin 1 is funny as hell drunk. Brandon is actually pretty damn hot upclose and makes great convo. Twin 2 is just.... DAMN. Dallas makes random noises and I love it. Dan is effin hot cause he's a boi and wears eyeliner. Brian is a sweetie. I'll get ya next time little man!

Chapter 18 { The Invisibel Man
XVIII. THE INVISIBLE MAN SLEEPS Exhausted and wounded as the Invisible Man was, he refused to accept Kemp's word that his freedom should be respected. He examined the two windows of the bedroom, drew up the blinds, and opened the sashes, to confirm Kemp's statement that a retreat by them would be possible. Outside the night was very quiet and still, and the new moon was setting over the town. Then he examined the keys of the bedroom and the two dressing-room doors, to satisfy himself that these also could be made an assurance of freedom. Finally he expressed himself satisfied. He stood on the hearth rug and Kemp heard the sound of a yawn. "I'm sorry," said the Invisible Man, "if I cannot tell you all that I have done to-night. But I am worn out. It's grotesque, no doubt. It's horrible! But believe me, Kemp, in spite of your arguments of this morning, it is quit a possible thing. I have made a discovery. I meant to keep it to myself. I can't. I must have a partner. And you -- We ca

Chapter 19 { The Invisibel Man
XIX. CERTAIN FIRST PRINCIPLES "What's the matter?" asked Kemp, when the Invisible Man admitted him. "Nothing," was the answer. "But, confound it! The smash?" "Fit of temper," said the Invisible Man. "Forgot this arm; and it's sore." "You're rather liable to that sort of thing." "I am." Kemp walked across the room and picked up the fragments of broken glass. "All the facts are out about you," said Kemp, standing up with the glass in his hand; "all that happened in Iping, and down the hill. The world has become aware of its invisible citizen. But no one knows you are here." The Invisible Man swore. "The secret's out. I gather it was a secret. I don't know what your plans are, but of course I'm anxious to help you." The Invisible Man sat down on the bed. "There's breakfast upstairs," said Kemp, speaking as easily as possible, and he was delighted to find his strange guest rose willingly. Kemp led the way up the narrow staircase to the belvedere.

Chapter 7 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER VII AN UNKNOWN SPECIES OF WHALE This unexpected fall so stunned me that I have no clear recollection of my sensations at the time. I was at first drawn down to a depth of about twenty feet. I am a good swimmer (though without pretending to rival Byron or Edgar Poe, who were masters of the art), and in that plunge I did not lose my presence of mind. Two vigorous strokes brought me to the surface of the water. My first care was to look for the frigate. Had the crew seen me disappear? Had the Abraham Lincoln veered round? Would the captain put out a boat? Might I hope to be saved? The darkness was intense. I caught a glimpse of a black mass disappearing in the east, its beacon lights dying out in the distance. It was the frigate! I was lost. "Help, help!" I shouted, swimming towards the Abraham Lincoln in desperation. My clothes encumbered me; they seemed glued to my body, and paralysed my movements. I was sinking! I was suffocating! "Help!" This was my last cr

Chapter 11 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
he Adventure of the Beryl Coronet "Holmes," said I as I stood one morning in our bow-window looking down the street, "here is a madman coming along. It seems rather sad that his relatives should allow him to come out alone." My friend rose lazily from his armchair and stood with his hands in the pockets of his dressing-gown, looking over my shoulder. It was a bright, crisp February morning, and the snow of the day before still lay deep upon the ground, shimmering brightly in the wintry sun. Down the centre of Baker Street it had been ploughed into a brown crumbly band by the traffic, but at either side and on the heaped-up edges of the foot-paths it still lay as white as when it fell. The gray pavement had been cleaned and scraped, but was still dangerously slippery, so that there were fewer passengers than usual. Indeed, from the direction of the Metropolitan Station no one was coming save the single gentleman whose eccentric conduct had drawn my attention. He was a man of ab

Today In History
(Originally Posted on April 12, 2006)According to today's "This Day In History (Crime)," Galileo is convicted of heresy. (The web page can be found here if you're interested.)It's a bit funny if you think about it, sad if you think about it more. The xtians seem to have always fought against knowledge and liberty and the like. They are no better nowadays than they were before, with people like Pat Robertson at the lead.You know, if the majority of xtians raised up with one voice and denounced all of the evils that their religion does today, I could get along with them. But most will either quietly mealy-mouth disagree with people like that or else fully agree with them. And even when they publicly disagree, they seem to privately agree with that crap.I say to the xtians what King Arthur said to the Black Knight: "You make me sad. Come Patsy!"

No-mo Coffee - Day 2
(Originally Posted on April 14, 2006)Okay. Today the brown-noser came in. He said he does feel better, but he has a headache.Now I remember when I, for a lark, tried to stop drinking sodas. My head felt like it was splitting open.

Chapter 2 { The Return Of Sherlock Holmes
From the point of view of the criminal expert," said Mr. Sherlock Holmes, "London has become a singularly uninteresting city since the death of the late lamented Professor Moriarty." "I can hardly think that you would find many decent citizens to agree with you," I answered. "Well, well, I must not be selfish," said he, with a smile, as be pushed back his chair from the breakfast-table. "The community is certainly the gainer, and no one the loser, save the poor out-of-work specialist, whose occupation has gone. With that man in the field, one's morning paper presented infinite possibilities. Often it was only the smallest trace, Watson, the faintest indication, and yet it was enough to tell me that the great malignant brain was there, as the gentlest tremors of the edges of the web remind one of the foul spider which lurks in the centre. Petty thefts, wanton assaults, purposeless outrage-- to the man who held the clue all could be worked into one connected whole. To

The Quote From Before...
(Originally Posted on April 14, 2006)Okay, I found the quote I was looking for in a previous blog post:"You can't do just one thing." -- Campbell's Law of Everything (From The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook)

Idiot Boss Responds
(Originally Posted on April 27, 2006)As you may recall, we sent our Idiot Boss a letter in the suggestion box telling him how bad he's fucking up, but in nice, business-speak. We didn't expect a response.However, he did send out a company-wide email. Here it is with my emphasis added: The suggestion box exists so that management can consider suggestions by employees. As far as I know, All suggestions are delivered to me for review, and I believe that [Ass-Kisser] gets this done. Regardless of the positive nature of the suggestion, or even if it is a critique or criticism of the way we do things here, it is read and considered. I think it is a great way to allow employees to discuss topics and to have an avenue for free expression. Sometimes, some suggestions will be be discussed in our company meeting. Howerver, if an employee uses the suggestion box for personal criticisms against other employees, criticisms about pay, management style, or complaints regarding life in general, t

I Haven't Done This Before...
(Originally Posted on April 27, 2006)On LiveJournal there's a woman who's grandfather wrote her a letter. The link to it is here.Basically the grandfather lambasted the woman for having her homosexual friends over, while ignoring the fact that she is also a lesbian.Makes interesting reading.

Chapter 14 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 14. The Hound of the Baskervilles One of Sherlock Holmes's defects--if, indeed, one may call it a defect--was that he was exceedingly loath to communicate his full plans to any other person until the instant of their fulfilment. Partly it came no doubt from his own masterful nature, which loved to dominate and surprise those who were around him. Partly also from his professional caution, which urged him never to take any chances. The result, however, was very trying for those who were acting as his agents and assistants. I had often suffered under it, but never more so than during that long drive in the darkness. The great ordeal was in front of us; at last we were about to make our final effort, and yet Holmes had said nothing, and I could only surmise what his course of action would be. My nerves thrilled with anticipation when at last the cold wind upon our faces and the dark, void spaces on either side of the narrow road told me that we were back upon the moor once again

Life's Journey
Life's Journey ~~ Life is a journey through many terrains, from gardens of pleasure to deserts of pain. From an ocean of love to a jungle of hate, from mountains of glory to canyons of fate. There's a highway for joy and a highway for sorrow, a road for today and a road for tomorrow, so choose your path wisely and walk it with care. If you follow your heart, you'll find your way there. I've been to the garden and planted seeds there, I've been to the desert and felt the despair. I've swam in the ocean and drank of it's wine, {and I've soared the skies through the clouds}. I climbed up the mountain to touch the sky, I went to the canyon and started to cry. I've traveled both highways: both today and tomorrow; I've basked in the joy and wallowed in sorrow. My Path has been chosen and I've walked it with care; I followed my heart and I'm on my way there. So I'll just keep walking till I find what I'm after, to mountains and oceans and gard

Now I'm Pissed...
(Originally Posted on May 2, 2006)A while back I joined up with Blue Security (http://www.bluesecurity.com/) for their Blue Frog product. What this does is sends a message to each spammer you receive mail from to tell you to take you off their list. There's also a list that spammers can get that shows you do not wish to receive their emails.Think about it. There are probably 50,000 people now signed up with Blue Security. If each of those people receive a single spam from a single source and report it, the spammer gets 50,000 messages telling them not to spam the people on the list.However, spammers are fighting back.Yesterday I received three email stating that they will start spamming me 10-20 times more than before if I don't get rid of Blue Frog. They feel that I should have to put up with their crap emails instead of trying to stop them.What they don't realze is that it is not difficult to report the new spam emails. It isn't difficult AT ALL.All I have to do is to hit a sin

Biblical Villan Quiz
(Originally Posted on May 2, 2006) The DemonYou scored 45% Pride, 55% Envy, 40% Ambition, and 62% Deceitfulness! You are the Demon, one of the many angels that God kicked out of heaven with Satan. You were once servants of God, but after the war in heaven, you were banished and became the unclean spirit that you are today. You are an excellent foot soldier for Satan, as you are humble enough to take orders graciously and you are not driven enough to try to rise up the unholy hierarchy and usurp Satanï��s authority. In fact, being the minion of an evil entity is probably the best job for you. This is because you get that special joy in your heart when other people suffer, especially people who you donï��t like. Also, your ability to deceive makes you very good at gaining the confidence and friendship of your victims before smashing them into pieces. Of course, you donï��t have to serve Satan. Maybe you could direct your unique tale

The Satanic Rituals
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)Well, I started reading The Satanic Rituals this past weekend. I admit I was hoping for more theory than practice. But I will need practical stuff a bit later.One thing I would rather have in the description of the rituals is the English translation of all of the phrases. I feel they would have more impact for me if I understood what was being said as opposed to uttering (what are to me) nonsense phrases. Maybe if I found a translation, I would feel better about it.While I am not ready to completely do most of the practical parts of Satanism quite yet, I am intersted in performing/attending a Black Mass as described in The Satanic Rituals. The reason for this is that I feel it would definitely help the logic/emotion conflict I still feel. (Although I will admit that the Pact With The Devil exercise (see previous blog) helped a bit, it wasn't quite enough.)(And in case you're wondering, I got as far as the Cthulu chapter in the book.)tag: satan

Easter Song Revisited
(Originally Posted on May 8, 2006)Okay, a couple of notes about the previous easter music post:1) I finally remember the tune. It is from the song that has a line something like, "Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang went thr trolley..."2) The people who scare me aren't the ones who find this humorous or blasphemous. Instead, it'll be the ones who not only like it, but think it's a good idea to get people to go back to the xtian church. And you know there'll be a few of them out there...tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, jesus, musical, christian, christianity, easter

Coffee Experiment Update
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)I've heard from a coworker who heard from the HR person that the victim... err... subject has made a doctor's appointment to see about his being tired all the time.tag: humor, funny, experiment, prank, work, coffee, joke

The Angel Of Death And Shrooms
(Originally Posted on May 10, 2006)I watched some of Medium the other night. In it, Kelsey Grammer played the Angel of Death. One quote he had was something like how daily people are just a hair's bredth from death, just without realizing it.Here's an example. My ex-sister (she disowned me and my wife) had (and probably still has) a drinking problem. One night she passed out in her bathroom, breaking her nose on the tub. When the doctors fixed it, they found a hard lump of fungus growing in her nasal cavities.Here's the thing. If she would have hit herself harder, she might have died from the injuries. If she hadn't have been injured, the doctors said the fungus could have got into her brain, leaving her permanently brain damaged. Yet because she hit just right, she avoided both fates.It's a funny world sometimes, isnt it?tag: death, television, tv, health

Dreams
In the land of my dreams I search for your dreams just to see if I live there in your silence nights. I search for the bit of your heart, for the touch of you hands and for the kiss from your lips. In my dreams you sleep in my days you shine you are all that I ever wanted. Is this mean that am falling in love? I think it is so hear me now I LOVE YOU! Irma Iris

Think On These Things For Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Hence, will is given to man as he comes into this manifested form that we see in material forces, for the choice. Edgar Cayce Reading 262-52 Custom Comments, Layouts & more † Dark Angel Designz †

Another Video - People Suck
(Originally Posted on May 22, 2006)Be sure to watch it until the end - We'll see if the "god warrior" can be corrupted...tag: religion, anger, humor, funny, disturbing, evil, villain, jesus, tv, christian, joke, christianity, bible, video, crazy, insane

What The Hell?
(Originally Posted on May 26, 2006)This morning when I left for work, I found a dead guinea pig at the foot of the steps outside. It had white fur and didn't have rigor mortis.Where the hell did a guinea pig come from? Got me.I went back inside, got a Wal-Mart bag, picked up the animal by using the bag, and threw it in the trash.Man, isn't my life exciting! (No tags for this bad boy. I mean, how can it be tagged?)

A Funny Thing Happened...
(Originally Posted on May 31, 2006)Last night, my wife and I were driving on the interstate when we came upon a tanker truck with an "Inedible" label stuck on the back.As we were passing the truck, I turned to my wife and told her, "Don't eat the truck."Then, a tire on the truck blew up, right as we passed by it.After our hearts started back up, I turned to her again and said, "I SAID don't eat the truck!"tag: humor, funny

Couple Of Notes
(Originally Posted on June 2, 2006)I am sitting at work, waiting for the time to pass until I can go home. I am bored to tears here, having accomplished all I was going to do today.A couple of quick notes:1) THE EMPLOYEE MANUAL: Idiot Boss finally figured out we hated the manual and has relegated it to the "back burner." Hopefully, that means the same thing as the "circular file" and it won't grace us with its presence again. Now if I can get Idiot Boss and a few select coworkers to do the same.2) CEMETARY UPDATE: A coworker and I went by the cemetery at lunch yesterday. He said he thinks it is the old Partlow cemetery and pointed out where the Bryce hospital's cemetery is. I wouldn't mind going to the Partlow building and seeing what they have on the people buried there.tag: idiot boss, career, work, office politics, death, history

Tag And Pierce Run!
Well it's that time of year for me again to gather all of my friends for our annual tag and pierce run. We've been doing this now for the past 10 yrs or so. I gather up my friends and we go and get tagged and pierced. Then we usually go out for a few and hang out on my dock. Although Jason will not be attending. He is banned from last weeks little mishap. I ended up being thrown into the lake and lost my damn new phone. It's ok though. I made him jump in for his car keys. I throw pretty far if you know what I mean. lol

Funny Shit
Grandma & Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and expensive". "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill", answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to use one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put money under the pillow!" Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00" "I know", said Grandpa, "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Quick Answer To Question - Anger Towards Xtian Institutions
(Originally Posted on June 12, 2006)I posed the question: Why do Satanists hate the xtian church?I've given it some thought and came up with the following:Religion is an extremely successful meme. It uses several different hooks to get into people, including fear, death, power, sex, etc. it spreads itself by making evangelism part of its matrix as well as stating that sex is inherently sinful and so should be used only for procreation.Why is that important to realize?Part of the reason Satanists hate xtians so much is that the precepts of xtianity preclude being a Satanist or any other type of individual. Individuality is anathema to the xtian mindset. You MUST follow the herd or else suffer eternal punishment.Some people enjoy following rules others set out for them. For example, there's one guy who, for six months, will become our prisoner and do whatever the people on the Internet vote for him.However, the xtian (and several others) churches state that those who do not follow

Wtf Is Wrong With South Park?!
SOMEONE please tell me you saw the new episode last night with the Hare Club For Men? I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard since, well. Cartman being Jack Bauer. But I mean Peter Rabbit? That was effin priceless! I don’t think it helped either that I wasn’t exactly me last night watching this but Saturday I’m gonna watch it drunk and see if it’s even funnier.

What's Up With The Haters???
Hey all... I hope everyone is having a GREAT day today. I have only been on here for a week or so... but have already come across some haters. I mean seriously... I want to thank you all that have rated my profile and photos... and a special thanks to those that have been generous enough to rate me a 10. Do I think I am a 10... no..... but thank you none the less. There is ONE person out there.. and they have done this anonymously.... so they know that they are a piece of shit and a total HATER..... that rated me a 1. I guess to each his/her own... and I am not one to judge someone for their own insecurities.... but seriously.... If you are going to do some shit like that, just pass by without saying a fucking word. OK, I am done ranting today. hope to get some more love from all of you and will do my best to repay it all back!!

Jesus Loves Porn Stars
'Porn & Pancakes' fights X-rated addictions Story Highlights• Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet users are viewing pornography • Breakfast event helps men discuss how pornography affects their lives • Craig Gross founded XXXChurch.com to battle against porn industry • A Kentucky organization uses biblical counseling to break addictions By Jason Rovou CNN MORTON, Illinois (CNN) -- At 8 o'clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes. The event, not as titillating as it sounds, is the brainchild of Craig Gross, founder of the online Christian ministry, XXXChurch.com. Gross concocted the idea of "Porn & Pancakes" as a way to get Christians and church officials to talk about pornography addiction. It's a problem, he said, that is growing, among Christian communities. Over the smell of maple syrup and sausage, Gross and other guest speakers -- including a form

Erotic Story..
You lay there on my bed. Looking good enough to eat. Sugar on your beautiful belly. Sexy rosy glow on your naked body. I touch you gently between your thighs so wet from excitment. I take a strawberry from my bowl and swirl it around your belly. Bring it to your lips for a taste. You take a bite and moan enjoying the flavor. Then rub the half eaten berry over your erect nipples. Then I take each one into my mouth to suck the sweet juices from them. You moan for more. I kiss you passionatly as I slip two fingers in your warmth. Dunking another strawberry in the sugar and taking a bite. While I tease you by slowly moving my fingers in and out. You beg me to move faster. But instead I take them out and replace them with a strawberry twirl it around to mixing it with your own sweet juices. Take a bite and savor the mixture of both you and the red fruit. The sugary juicy mixture all over you belly is to good to resist. So I begin to lick it off. While massaging your breasts and

Bored.....ringtones
I am sitting here bored, watching "Trick My Truck", && talking to Mike. We are talking about different songs we like. We both want new phones so we can have different ringtones for everyone. Here's the ones I want. Mike-Lips of an Angel-Hinder Rob-You & Me-Lifehouse Joe-Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne Ryan-Waiting on the World to Change-John Mayer Jake-Stick Wit U-Pussycat Dolls Andrew-I Cross My Heart-George Strait Spencer-I'll Be-Edwin McCain Rob-The Heart Won't Lie-Reba McEntire These are jus the people I talk to the most

Thursday 4/5/07
Grr I'm behind on my blog yet again lol. Not much happened yesterday, just the usual average day for me. I listened to CrushFM and chatted in Phreik as usual. Yesterday the weather was too chilly to get out and do anything so I was inside all day lol. Have a good day all, I'm gonna end this entry here.

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: The Book
(Originally Posted on July 17, 2006)Putz Boy came into my office, complaining that he couldn't find his Linux reference guide that used to be in the shelf beside his desk. I asked him when was the last time he used it (a while back) and if he brought it home (no). We then went into his office, where I had him look between the books there. Sure enough, it was hiding in the back between two books.An idiot in more ways than one, methinks...tag: job, career, work, Putz Boy

Putz Boy Versus The List Of Doom (prequel)
(Originally Posted on July 19, 2006)Here's a rumor about my work that I (in a way) hope is true.Supposedly there is a new person coming here that will become the person in charge of HR, especially hirings and firings. And there are two names at the top of her firing list: Putz Boy and Coffee Man (the two that reported the website to Idiot Boss).If so, that means the curse on Putz Boy might be coming to fruition.tag: job, career, work, office politics, Putz Boy, Idiot Boss, Coffee Man

The Next Big Scam
'Age management' is a controversial new medical focus • Age management a fast-growing, controversial trend in American medicine • American Medical Association does not recognize the field as a specialty • U.S. anti-aging products market worth $45.5 billion annually and growing By Caleb Hellerman CNN Visit CNN.com/Health in coming days to read more on dietary supplements and human growth hormone. ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Clothia Roussell draws inspiration from the prophets. "I've read in the Bible how we're supposed to live to see 120, and those prophets lived to be 400 or 500 years old," said the 49-year-old homemaker. "My husband and I, we're both looking forward to living a long, healthy life," she said. Last fall, Roussell and her husband Michael, 47, who owns a commercial construction business in Fayetteville, Georgia, began seeing Dr. Ana Casas, who calls herself a specialist in "age management." It's one of the fastest-growing trends in American medicine. The American

When I Lay Me Down To Sleep
At night, when I finally lay me down to sleep, I want to turn and feel your lips so sweet. Although I know I cannot be there, You will always keep me from having any fear. The sheets are so cold; I feel like I'm in a deep dark hole. What if we never meet? Would my life be any better yet? I long for the day we lock eyes; I want you to be surprised. As much as you may imagine what I'll be, I can only be me. So every night, when I lay me down to sleep, You are in my mind with me. And right before I fall asleep, I wish upon that star for you to be with me. © Andi 2007

A Little Walk
*from a friend, to all of you* Dear Friends and Family, Some of you may already know that our son Philip was diagnosed with mild Autism in September of 2006. You can read Philip’s story by visiting: www.autismwalk.org/goto/PhilipJames . Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. Today, 1 in 166 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Currently, the causes of autism are unknown and there are no specific medical treatments or cure. Physicians have no blood test or scan that can definitively diagnose the dis

To Thine Own Self Be True
“To thine own self be true…..” Most of us are familiar with the above quote taking from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, but how many of us know this verse: “And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou can not then be false to any man.” Unless we can be true to ourselves first, we cannot be true to others. To thine own self be true…..how profound. How many of us have a hard time being true to ourselves? Those of us that gave our life to another at the cost of loosing who we are in the process will have a hard time being true to ourselves. Allowing someone else to define who we are, we lose our ability to discover and grow inwardly. We no longer are able to discern a truth from a lie. For many of us, we have accepted lies for so long, that finding out what is true takes time. Having done this very thing, I know how difficult the journey to self-discovery can be. Truth….truth is a word that brings out such negative reactions to many of us. You see truth is

They Say Silence Is Golden...
And since that is what seems to be expected of me... That is what I shall be. Silent. Because supposedly I'm lying about my life. Silent. Because supposedly there is no way someone's life could be like mine. Silent. Because supposedly I have too much drama. Silent. Because supposedly I am a burden. Silent. Because supposedly I only think about myself. Silent. Because supposedly I'm not a good friend. Silent. Because supposedly I'm not good enough. Silent. Because apparently being me isn't what people want. So... Even though I've been wanting to write in here to talk about what is making me upset... the surgery, the adoptions falling through, my stress, my schooling, and my battered -n- bruised ego.... I'm not going to be writing in here much. Probably not even going to go on messengers or my cell much either.

Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Nope, never have 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not that far, just kissing 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Nope, not my thing 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 18. S

Okay
I don't like this "new" you. It's probably the dumbest thing ever. "I'm fat and you're mean." I've told you ten thousand times my body is mine and who ever is willing to commit [sp?] to me, and you aren't willing... that doesn't make me mean... that makes me classy. yes, i had sex with someone... i hate that fact that i did. every day. every time he IMs me with his bullshit, or calls me when i'm not online to see if i'm "avoiding" him. i fucking hate what i did. and i fucking hate how you are. we're even. you like sending your nudes to people. i don't. i love my body. i respect my body. it's MINE. not yours. you could make it yours, but you won't. so fuck you.

Angel Prayers
ANGEL PRAYERS The little Angel knelt and prayed for all the trees and flowers she prayed for all God's creatures for sunny days and showers. But most of all she prayed for us to share our love and faith to try and make a difference among the human race She prayed for truth and wisdom For mankind everywhere to choose wisely with their hearts and show the world they care She prayed for understanding between natio

Dreams
Dream, dream, dream, When ever I want you all I have to do is dream ... well there are needs that dreams just don't fill ! LOL Deepest desires burn without end Caring not of who they may offend Desires to hold and taste your kiss Desires to feel you and the bliss Two sharing loves sweet dance divine Being one knowing your love is mine Giving myself without worry and care Vowing from the soul to always be there To share all life is and love through tears To grow old with you through passing years To never loose the passion in loves act To always feel it for your soul and mine attract And love like that is always to be When two are one for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore A true Love never dies it only grows A true heart never quits for all it knows Life is filled with challenge to be overcome And to throw away true love is beyond dumb The greatest sin that any may commit to interfere With lessons of growth that come from year to year Lessons teach us ho

Mer De Noms
As ripples in a puddle flow smoothly so does time only when corrupted by accidents that werent suppose to happen does one feel lost the souls of many the souls of those long dead loved ones come pouring into our world, the world of the living those we cherish those we admire all gone for the sake of time.... Transmutation into the occult darkness covers all a veil that hides good amoungst bad what is true what could be real? the truth once evil mimics good all can be lost it is said to defeat true evil one must become evil him/herself but in doing so evil still lives on in their hearts an souls...If anything in my heart i feel torn between what is right an just an what is wrong an purely evil the deeds i do to redeem my soul... but amoungst the shadows i go an commit mortal sins, i do not believe in anything but am torn between demons an angels these are very true an real beings whether you believe so or not Creatures with devine aswell as demonic souls walk amoung us in our everyday l

Sentient Computer........
Hi this is the computer. My user away, but I'm open for suggestions. ;-) Hello, this is the computer. Here I am ... brain the size of a planet, and what does my owner have me doing? ... taking messages on AIM.

Hear Me
my heart beats at a steady pace not to fast, and not normally the twist and turn in my stomach moving my soul, awakening my mind the storm is here the storm has come thunder rumbles the belly crawl of the spirit lightning strikes the words of the wise wind howlz the breath of the holy ones rain falls the tears of our ancestors life roars a standing ovation the leaves of the trees begin to clap the tall grass begin to dance, a gentle sway like the movement of water in our body only WE know the power in it the beauty behind my words the animals cheer with happiness happiness that fills all our hearts when we open up and let life touch our soul and, the world around me becomes ALIVE! I begin to feel the blessing from the bottom of my feet an electrical sensation, radiates up my legs into my gut, to my heart, through my spine the chills roll with the sound of thunder as it makes its way up to my mind

Torn In Two
there are two guys who need and want my attention. the first is my wonderful boyfriend who is aawy at AIT right now. we have been together for five months now and things are going pretty good. i know that he needs me and i think he wants me around. and yes i love him but i fear the whole military thing. second is my amazing friend who is away also with the military. him and i have had some ups and downs, just recently coming but up from one of our downs but he has always been there for me when i need him. he has helped me through a lot and finally feelings were exposed. now both guys mean the world to me but i know sooner or later i am gonna have devote more of my attention to one and i dont know who or what to do when it comes that time. i dont want to hurt either of them but i dont want to keep putting this decision off especially once my boyfriend comes home.

My Panties
You Are Silly Panties You're a goofy, fun loving girl who is always smiling. You like your panties to be a silly secret - even if only you know. Men feel instantly relaxed around you, with a little instant chemistry too. Even though you're a goofball, you can be sexy when you want to. What Kind of Panties Are You?

Why
Why is it people bring up shit you dont wanna talk about and make you fuckin cry. That pisses me off more than anything. You keep fuckin tellin them you dont want to talk about it and they fuckin push it... and then you end up fuckin ballin your eyes out. If I fuckin say I dont wanna talk about it.. Dont fuckin push it man. Cuz it resolves in me fuckin crying... Asshole. Damn it...

Push
I PUSH PEOPLE AWAY I HIDE MYSELF AWAY PAIN IS PAIN LOVE IS LOVE I ALWAYS QUESTION THE BIBLICAL GOD ABOVE I HATE BOTTOM FEEDERS I HATE PEOPLE THAT JUDGE SOMEONE THAT IS DIFFERENT BUT I AM NO BETTER IF I AM SAYING THAT I HATE THOSE THAT DO THAT I REALLY DON'T HATE THEM I USE THEM FOR MY OWN SICK STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU JUDGE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I LOOK ODD & FUNNY I AM A FREAK I HAVE NEVER LIED BOUT THAT MY HAIR IS PINK, BLACK, & BLEACH BLOND IS THERE I FINE LINE BETWEEN WHAT IS RIGHT & WRONG BETWEEN LOVE & HATE NO NOT REALLY JUST PEOPLE THAT THINK FOR OTHERS TELL THEM WHAT IS nOrMaL & WHATS NOT WELL LET ME JUDGE MYSELF LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD SEE I AM FUCKED IN THE HEAD I PIERCE MY BODY & TATT IT UP I LIKE THE ODD I LOVE THE INSANE PEOPLE DON'T STOP & THINK ANYMORE THY'VE ALL GONE INSANE BUT AS FOR ME I WILLING SCREAM IT PUSH ME AWAY PUSH ME AWAY I DON'T THINK YOUR RIGHT FOR ME PUSH ME OUT OF YOUR CULT CUZ I'M NOT GONNA DRINK THAT FUCK'N

Aww. I Want A Boy To Say This To Me.
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

"amazed" Lyrics
Everytime our eyes meet, this feeling inside me Is almost more than I can take Baby when you touch me, I can feel how much you love me And it just blows me away ~ * ~ * ~ I've never been this close to anyone or anything I can hear your thoughts, I can see your dreams ... I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you, it just keeps getting better ~ * ~ * ~ I wanna spend the rest of my life with you by my side Forever and ever Every little thing that you do Baby I'm amazed by you ~ * ~ * ~ The smell of your skin, the taste of your kiss The way you whisper in the dark Your hair all around me, baby you surround me You touch every place in my heart ~ * ~ * ~ Oh, it feels like the first time everytime I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes ... I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you, it just keeps getting better ~ * ~ * ~ I wanna spend the rest of my life with you by my side Forever and ever Every

A New Day
A new day has just begun time to bask 'neath the sun Yesterday is dead and gone to a new day you belong Rejoice and be glad there's no need to be sad Leave your burdens behind allow only good to fill your mind Make the best of this new day only good will come your way..

The Saga Of Yahweh Ben Yahweh
by Dr. William Pierce An Associated Press news story recently caught my attention. The story was about the release from prison this week of a Black religious leader, who calls himself Yahweh ben Yahweh. His name actually is Hulon Mitchell. He's a former Black Muslim, and, in fact, he ran a Black Muslim mosque in Atlanta for a while in the early 1970s, until he was accused of sexual improprieties with underaged Muslim girls and of dipping into the collection plate. He dropped out of the Nation of Islam, where he was known as Hulon X, and in 1978 founded his own church, the so-called Nation of Yahweh, with a religion based on Judaism. He calls his followers "Black Hebrew Israelites" and tells them that they, rather than the Jews, are the "chosen people" ordained by God to rule the world, as described in the Old Testament. He took for himself the name Yahweh ben Yahweh that's Hebrew for "God, the son of God." So why should we be interested in yet another megalomaniac religious cult

Tuesday Links: Whoopi Goldberg Hangs Up, Defending Imus, Simon Pegg And Nick Frost, Slave Girl Video, Traveling Virus This Weekend, New Videos
Listen to the audio of WHOOPI GOLDBERG HANGING UP ON OPIE AND ANTHONYLISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Tuesday, and the Opie and Anthony Show is running to the defense of Mr. Don Imus, who was suspended over some racial remarks he made about the Rutgers University women’s basketball team. Long live the I-man. We have video of Imus appearing on Al Sharpton's radio show yesterday for your viewing pleasure. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who were in Shaun Of The Dead, will be in studio promoting their latest, Hot Fuzz. As always, if you want to check out any of the show, you can flip on your Paltalk and watch it all happen LIVE. Then, you can get completely distracted by all the naked women on their webcams...just like us.(and no, you don't need a webcam to check out all the video feeds) Thanks to our own nappy-headed...and candy-headed Sam, we have new O&A videos online: Slave Girl with Francine Henry Rollins Returns to the Opie and Anthony Show

I Guess This Is My First Blog
I am sick today... I have a sinus infection.. I feel like shit... I have to work tomorrow.. After Thursday I am laid off... I am trying to find a new job... I am working on it though... I hope that I find something soon.. other than that... aint shit happening

If I Was Your Boyfriend
1.) How many times a day would you hug me? 2.) Would you let me hold you? 3.) Would u come with me to places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Would u sp

New Nfl Discipline Policy
April 10, 2007) -- The NFL announced changes to its long-standing personal conduct policy and programs for players, coaches, and other team and league employees. The modifications focus on expanded educational and support programs in addition to increased levels of discipline for violations of the policy, Commissioner Roger Goodell said. "It is important that the NFL be represented consistently by outstanding people as well as great football players, coaches, and staff," Commissioner Goodell said. "We hold ourselves to higher standards of responsible conduct because of what it means to be part of the National Football League. We have long had policies and programs designed to encourage responsible behavior, and this policy is a further step in ensuring that everyone who is part of the NFL meets that standard. We will continue to review the policy and modify it as warranted." Added NFL Players Association executive director Gene Upshaw: "The NFL Players Association and the P

Ah That Was Fun....
Nah, that’s a lie. Haha! I’ve noticed recently that for the past I’d say half a year, I haven’t exactly been me. I mean I’ve been me only… nice. This morning I was thinking about it when I was driving to work and some bitch with a mullet cut me off on the highway that I need to be the old me again. Now fair warning, the old me is going to take people who don’t know me some time to get used to…. Good way to weed out the weak people. =) I know for a fact my sister missed the old me when she kept asking me, “Where’s the vindictive bitch we all know and love?” Things like that bring a tear to my eye. Partly out of laughter, but mostly because I realized that I’ve been hiding myself somewhere. The “new” me took pity on everything and everyone. No more, I’m all done with that. The REAL me doesn’t give a damn and never will. I miss being like that. At least I’m slowly but surely coming back to reality. Perfect example, I’m wearing one of my old Pentagrams today. Ha

Story No. 5
He quickly stands and moves for the bedroom, a wide smile on his face, he looks down and sees her robe on the floor just outside the door, his smile widening even more than before he reaches for the door and tries to open it, it's locked, he hears laughter from the other side, he knocks lightly and asks to be let in, but she wont do it, she grins evilly on the other side of the door and tells him that the only way she will let him in is if he begs. His ego gets the best of him and keeps trying the door, hoping it will open. She slides down against the door, her hands moving to her pussy, she starts to rub it gently while telling her lover just exactly what she is doing and how it was making her feel. Her fingers move slowly over her folds, separating them as they move, she moans just loud enough that he can hear her from the other side of the door. She slowly slides a finger inside herself and moves it to her g-spot and starts to stroke it gently, her other hand moving to her breasts a

A Lil Bout Me
IM NEW TO CHERRY TAP SO BARE WITH ME LOL.HERE IS A LIL ABOUT MYSELF IAM A HEAVY METAL GODDESS LOL I LOVE TO HAVE FUN IN ALL FORMS THAT IT IMPLIES GET TO KNOW ME AND MAYBE ILL TELL U.ALSO I LOVE HARLEYS AND RIDDIN DOWN AN EMPTY HIGHWAY.THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO ME BUT ALL IN DO TIME ...

Easy Come, Easy Go
(Originally Posted on August 4, 2006)7/31/06Okay. As you know, my wife has an innate ability to curse. I had a similar power. When I needed money in a hurry, I was able to get money.Recently I have been stressing out about not having enough money to pay my bills. Then, Saturday, 29 July 2006 (a few days ago), I got an airmail letter addressed to me from (I believe) the UK. In it was a page of desks (torn from a catologue) and a money order for three thousand dollars.THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS!Now in the scheme of things, that ain't much. But it's enough to pay my overdue bills and have a little left over for a few luxuries.The problem, though, is that my bank wants to hold it for 10 business days. That means I won't be able to publish this particular blog entry for two weeks! And I want to sing it from the rooftops! :-DI do plan on keeping this entry updated as wwell, which is why I am dating the entries in it.Whomever sent the money order, if you read the blog, thanks! We really

Redneck Book-a-manners
Some old, some new. 'Redneck Book a Manners' General Tips 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. Dinin’ Out 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor, as the restaurant may not have dogs. 3. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. Entertainin’ In Yer Home 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table - no matter how good his manners are. Personal Hygiene 1. While ears need to be cleaned

Why I Hate People
i hat people cause the dont take the time to know me or get to know me and in nt that bad of a kid but if people are going to lie to me and tell me bullshit for get it i have enought of that in my life and i dotn what aney more

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting

Spring Wars
Just in case everyone wonder's where their favorite Monster is this weekend: she's in Strasburg, IL hitting people with sticks. lmao The first Belegarth event of the season is this weekend (Spring Wars). Spring Wars actually starts today, but I'm being responsible and not missing school in the morning. Being a grown-up stinks. Look for pics posted on Monday. I'm getting my commander ceremony this weekend! So yeah - in the woods, hitting people, alcohol...should be a good weekend.

Strip-searched At Dulles!
On my trip to Virginia, I was amazed at how beautiful this state was. I had thought that the East and the South would be old and used up, but not so. But the traffic and roads are enough to make one emigrate. I ate crab cakes, and all kinds of wonderful things from a huge salad bar. [But they didn't have grits. But that was OK.] I wondered at the soft air in Virginia. Lots of oak trees. I approve of that. I began in Norfolk, and then up to Falls Church to visit my aunt. I was dragged to the Smithsonian, where she carefully examined 85 Japanese woodblock prints for three hours, and took me to her favorite sculpture garden. We snacked in the Museum of Modern Art, next to IM Pei's famous fountain whose waters descend via stepped stones or brickwork and splash against an interior glass wall on one side of the café, one level below the street. For my belated birthday dinner, we went to a special Chinese restaurant, at which I had some nice food and was greatly

Ouchie & Gm
why do paper cuts hurt so damn much lol.. good morning ya'll wanted too take a few mins too wish everyone agreat day and weekend... and i just cut my finger Ive gotta boo boo now lol :( welp i wont be online till after 2 my time.. gotta do a garage sale ughhh lol so leave me some love and i will talk too ya this after noon xoxoxo Bec

Fade Into You
I want to hold the hand inside you I want to take a breath that's true I look to you and I see nothing I look to you to see the truth You live your life You go in shadows You'll come apart and you'll go black Some kind of night into your darkness Colors your eyes with what's not there. Fade into you Strange you never knew Fade into you I think it's strange you never knew A stranger's light comes on slowly A stranger's heart without a home You put your hands into your head And then smiles cover your heart Fade into you Strange you never knew Fade into you I think it's strange you never knew Fade into you Strange you never knew Fade into you I think it's strange you never knew I think it's strange you never knew - Mazzy Star

Urban Exploration
(Originally posted on October 3, 2006)I got to thinking: Another hobby I'd like to do (other than my foreskin restoral) is urban exploration. That is basically where you go where you're not really supposed to be (abandoned buildings, sewers, etc) to look at things people may or may not want you to see.Then I remembered I've already done this twice:1) The cemetary where I got the dirt from has a closed gate. It's easy enough to sneak through though, since the bars are about 2-3' apart. It was interesting there, although most of the graves were just numbered graves as opposed to having markers with names.2) One of the buildings downtown has an abandoned floor the management is trying to lease out. I have been up on that floor and looked around. Not too dangerous, but still interesting. The thing I worry about, though, is getting caught. This is trespassing which is illegal.tag: urban exploration, hobbies-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: Discrimination
(Originally posted on October 3, 2006)Putz Boy just came in and called his disability contact, complaining that he is being discriminated against because of his disability. Now he's sniffling and everything after the call. Finally, he's broken down and is crying.Heck, he isn't being discriminated against because of his disability. He's being discriminated against because he's an asshole.Still, it'll be interesting to see how this turns out...tag: Putz Boy, discrimination-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: "who?"
(Originally posted on October 31, 2006)The Old Sysadmin has landed a job in Georgia. This is his last week here.In today's meeting, Putz Boy told him that if he (OS) were to receive any tickets to an Atlanta Braves game, remember that he "had a friend who wants them."I simply asked, "Who?"The laughter went on for a while.Putz Boy got upset at this though. He asked me what I meant by my question and complained to the others in the meeting for about 30 minutes.I think he's pissed at me. As if I would care.tag: Putz Boy, revenge, work, career-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Which Brain Are You?
Which brain are you- left or right? I took this quiz- Which brain are you- left or right?My Result Was: You are right brained. Right brains are creative, emotional, intuitive, subjective, and non-verbal. You are a dreamer. Take this quiz- Which brain are you- left or right? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

Just Talkin
well so far i like this site it takes some getting used to the one thing im wondering about on this site is how come most people wont talk to u in the lounges unless ur a dj that some how doesnt seem right maybe im just in the wrong rooms im always up for meeting new people from everywhere round the world i have in all my years on this earth ive been to alot of distant shores and i loved it all and one thing that bugs me i am greatfull for all of your support for what i am and what i do but it bugs me when people only want to talk to u cause of the uniform i wear or what i do for a living just once i would really like to meet somone who want to really get to know me for me ahh well i digress well thats all for my ranting take care

Silver N Gold
Forever Friends you'r my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you. we went thru moments that were good and bad, even moments that were happy and sad. you suported me when i was in tears, we stuck together when we were in fear, its really sad that it had to be this way, but it has reached its very last day. miles away cant keep us apart, 'cause you'll always be in my heart. Make new friends But keep the old One is sliver and the other gold !

Best Friend
A Best Friend! A friend that really cares! All my secrets i can share! There when i need a hand! There to understand! When i cry! She will be by! If i am away! She will call me day by day! If i need her at all! She'll be there to stand tall! Anything i say will be heard! She will listen word by word! If I am late! She will open the gate! As she looks in my eyes! The sparkle she realize! She is the one that cares! And the one thats there! That's a best Friend!!

Rainbows
Rainbows would never be rainbows If sunshine had never met rain No one would ever need comfort If there was no sadness & pain But life holds both sunshine & showers The day aren't all bright & fair So look through the shower for the rainbows You'll always find hope shining there

Important To Remember Every Day!
We truly take a lot for granted!! Forget the football "heroes" and the movie "stars". Know the price of freedom! Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom! Author unknown ~

Haha, I Love This.
1. Is anyone mad at you? not that i can think of. hmm. 2. When is your next real kiss? lol. you can schedule these things? sweet, i'd like one tonight at 8:30 please. 3. Who's the first person you'd call if you won the lottery? i wouldn't call anyone... i'd let them by giving them their new car. 4. Do you have a fish tank in your house? nope. 5. What is your ring tone? the all american rejects can't take it. 6. Do you delete people on MySpace when ur mad at them? i've done it once. 7. What color is your pillowcase? green with white polka dots. 8. Nearest green object? the little light on my speakers. 9. What color shirt are you wearing? orange. 10. Who do you trust the most? amanda; jana; and katy. 11. What color is your phone? black and silver. 12. What's on your tv? nothing. 13. Do you forgive people easily? sometimes. i do if it's a small thing, but if it's a very large deal, then i might hold off for a while. 14. What

Silly Little Man
you ever dance around without a care, maybe in a crowd as people stare, sometimes i even play air guitar, i even drink pickle juice from a jar, nah, well maybe you should , loosen up a little if you could, we only live once,so be happy when you can, go ahead and tell me i am a silly little man, i don't care, i like to have fun, like going to the park and eating hotdogs in a bun, why shouldn't we all have fun once in a while, what that ain't really your style, sorry smiling makes me happy, better than always feeling so crappy, so can i please see you smile, sitting here writing, i`m on the kitchen tile, there you go see you are pretty, don`t smile alot that is a pity, that`s why i am writing all this down because i don't like to see you frown, so go ahead and lets see those teeth so white, you know you do have a right, to express your feelings whenever you can, i know i am being a silly little man, again!!

Oy, Vey
My mom comes to visit what....maybe 2-3 days every 3 months? Dammit, I never get the chance to go out and have fun with my husband to beeeee....but I dunno what my problem is. It never even crossed my mind until today...when she was leaving. What the hell is my problem? I'm a hardcore blogger but I usually like to save it for Xanga.com, so excuse the boring-ness of this post. I suppose I'm not in a real bloggy mood as of late.

Marriage: Time To Reconsider
By Danny Westneat Seattle Times staff columnist "Why can't it be for everyone?" That was an excellent question posed last week by a state senator. Only I'm not sure society is ready for the answer. It came during a legislative debate over whether to let certain unmarried couples sign up as domestic partners, giving them many of the same rights and benefits that come with marriage. The bill, which probably will become law, allows only two groups in our state to form these unions -- same-sex couples and seniors. For same-sex couples, the rationale is fairness. They aren't allowed to get married. So they have no way to gain basic family rights, such as inheriting property or visiting in the hospital, other than through costly legal contracts. As controversial as that is, it's the part about seniors that's most intriguing. The bill lets heterosexuals age 62 or older be domestic partners. These people could get married. They just don't want to.

Don't Fuck With Old People 2
The Skinny Dippers & The Old man An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming & he had fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave, you dirty old man!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies or even make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Some old men can still think fast.

Nobody
yeah i am seat here in the couch.. nobody online nobody to talk 2... lonely in strange country...i can't sleep.. continous nightmares.. i keep dreaming that china is going to invade us here in usa.. i miss my best buddies.. they should be in the beach .. drinking and smoeking weed.. or maybe just chilin having fun.. yes i have a girl.. for the one that did't know it.. still in puerto rico with my parents.. and i miss her so much.. is the love of my life.. i took some pics today.. with makeup and red lipstick.. just not me.. well i am being feeling lately that i am not me anymore.. i am lost.. i just writimg thoughs here while i smoke cigaaretes and my friend is sleeping... i am just keep thinking in work and family... and I wish to have a big blunt with weed.. and a medalla "puertorican beer" seating in my house.. i miss just hanguing with my cats and friends.. miss my life.. i wanna it back..., but you know what there is no turning back.. I sell everything, I ha

Take A Chance On Me
Take A Chance On Me lyrics If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me (That's all I ask of you honey) Take a chance on me We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better 'Cos you know I've got So much that I wanna do, when I dream I'm alone with you It's magic You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair But I think you know That I can't let go If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down

Spoke
Its like Im in another world Something hanging over my head I just cant put my finger on it Its on the tip of my toung But no words seem to to leave my mouth Feeling like I spoke But no one has heard me How can I be saved Reaching out maybe my only power I hold the keys in the palm of my hands Grounded by the universe Connected with the souls of all the heavens Healing me with peace Finding my destination in life and after life

Down On My Knees
Hello God its me again, how have you been! Busy as usually, I can see that! So many things to do, so many people to serve! Yet we still ask why? Cant we have what we want. Father I know you are overwhelmed, with the troubles of the world. Sometimes things are greater than me, all I want is a little peace. I know I don't serve you all the time, and I wish I would. You and I both know, that I have been good and bad. I don't want to be with you right now, I want you to show me the way. To find my own peace, happiness, and show me a good life. I know that is a lot to ask, but I am down upon my knees. You have always been there for me, through rough times and the good. Now I am at a point, where I don`t know what is right for me. So can you give me some guidance, and tell me who I am suppose to be!! Oh yeah and Thank you for listening in JESUS name I pray!! AMEN!!

April 13~weekend
Friday~i went to the races to work got 49 dollors for satfey fund.after the races went back to my aunts house. Saturday~went to the races again n worked but half way through the race it got canceled cuz of rain. so thn i called my mom n told her to come get me so thn i came home. talked to my bf on the phone for like a hour n thn talked to him on the net for like 3 hours. didnt go to bed until 6 in the morning. Sunday~i sleep until my bf called me at like 1 30. so thn i talked to him for alil while n thn talked to him on the net. Monday~i didnt do much i just talked to my bf for alil while

Yes...not Around Here For A While
as u read it i am not going to be here for a while... in order to find myself i am going to get lost from everyone...sorry for the problem that it may cause.. much love yeahhh i am not sorry for you guys.. i am just sorry for me

Answers
Why do we get out of bed every morning? Is there really a reason? Do we do it for ourselves, or for others? Why do i ask all these silly questions? Like, why is there air that we breathe? Why do my eyes change colors? Was my hair meant to be brown or red ? Why are some people so mean? Then others are too nice. Someone has to ask these questions, right. I just have to find out for myself. Are there really such things as stupid questions? Why do we have different colors of skin? why is the grass green and the sky blue? Do I really think too much? What got all this started anyway? Is there someone watching over all of us? Who do I ask these questions too? Just looking for a few ANSWERS!!!

You've Got Questions...
(Originally posted on January 10, 2007)One thing I am getting a little addicted to is the Yahoo Answers site. It's kind of fun asking and answering questions about various things.One of my questions deals with the new 14 Points of Fascism and if we're really experiencing something bad.Most people, though, are just saying yes or no without giving reasons behind it, which is what I was really after.tag: Yahoo, Yahoo answers, questions, fun, hobby-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

God Bless Va Tech...
...those who were killed or wounded, the students who's friends have been killed or wounded, all the parents, sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, teachers, who have to live through this nightmare, some of who are still waiting to hear if theirs is a victim. The men & women in law enforcement, emt's, surgeons, nurses. And the lawyers. But the administration. May justice be served. —Aug. 1, 1966: Charles Whitman points a rifle from the observation deck of the University of Texas at Austin's Tower and begins shooting in a homicidal rampage that goes on for 96 minutes. Sixteen people are killed, 31 wounded. There was a guy going home from a shooting competition. He sees what's going on, takes out his M1A, shoots back at Whitman. This allowed the cops to get up into the tower to get him. Of course the news won't tell ya that part. VA Tech is absolutely liable. They have a no guns on campus policy. But. This is not going to go that way. And that is beyond fucked up.

Life
Years passing by along this railroad called life. You notice how things are changing while you're trying to convince yourself that you are in control over yer personal existance. How crude it is when it suddenly comes clear that you are still a fuckin' puppet in this game, called life.

Struggle
Struggle as a child took her first breath those precious brown eyes opened for the first time admiring the world around her a small finger clung to her hand... as now there was a bond... from mother to daughter... months went by as mother carried child.. a mother anticipated the arrival of a miracle.. when the time came to rock that child to sleep in sync were both heart beats... At the moment she took her journey to heaven she took the mightiest breath she could and suffered no more she met those beatiful angels at heaven's door.. as days pass and months go by a mother awaits the moment she will again see her daughter alive every minute of every day a mother struggles through life even to find the right words to say....... not as complete as she once was but somewhat content in knowing Makenzie is with god............

Family Picture
Pictures on the refrigerator A true artist ~ the designer A creative imagination Fun loving and heart filled scribbles Giggling from another room Faces and hands covered in paint A look of "I'm sorry" on their faces A burst of laughter comes from me A nose, a face, a picture of Mommy Mommy is playing now With paint on her face Giggling from another room Faces and hands covered in paint A look of "we're in trouble" on their faces A huge smile comes from him A new nose, another face, a picture of Daddy Daddy is playing now With paint on his face Giggles from another room Faces and hands covered in paint A family is playing together Hang their portrait on the refrigerator

The Auditorium
After dinner I changed and headed off to the auditorium. He was waiting there for me. We went inside. There was no work that needed to be done so we just sat there talking and laughing for a while. Then he kissed me. I just melted into his arms. He laid me down on some pillows that were on the floor of the stage. He kissed me deeper and more passionately than before. He ran his fingers through my hair and I could suddenly hear some light, romantic country music. I smiled. He rested his hands on my waist and just looked into my eyes. We made some sort of connection then because when he kissed me again, I felt my stomach flutter. We kissed and held each other. He slowly started to move his hand towards my breasts. he said "if you want me to stop, just tell me to stop." He kissed my neck and slowly unbuttoned my shirt. He kissed down to the "v" of my chest and stopped. He opened my shirt and traced his finger down frommy neck to my breasts. He kissed me deeply while he

Start A War
Sliding spinning Turn around Feel my heart pound Motor screaming Sliding down Got to turn it around Danger nowhere By myself I burn the thrill Claw my way out Right now Got to try to get out I'll start a war with it I'll start a war with it I'll start a war with this fucking emotion I'll start a war Against you You're one of them You call yourself A victim But you're at it again I've felt stranger Paradise You made me kill Now i'm far out Right now Got to try to get out I'll take it all Give me some more I'll take it all

Pieces
I found a peice of What i want to find I got a taste of What's on the outside I feel it pounding I feel it bending I feel it breaking Breaking me inside I got Not yet Smash my Fucking fist (my frustration) My body, my mind, my soul, and my life So far, so near, so hard, so clear My body, my mind, my soul, and my life Too far to go, too high, too low Killing me inside Take a drink forget Chemical passion Drowning my defect I feel it pounding I feel it bending I feel it breaking All that is perfect I got Not yet Smash my Fucking fist (my frustration) My body, my mind, my soul, and my life So far, so near, so hard, so clear My body, my mind, my soul, and my life Too far to go, too high, too low Frustrated, frustrated...

Chemical Logic
Discover disaster Dismantled destroyer Disorted drum fire Aborted short wire Ch-Chainsaw k-killer It's over the shoulder Your sorrow tomorrow Behavior your savior Illogical choir We die young desire You slither you wither The terror your error Pig hammer the static The bats in the attack Chemical l-logic Chemical l-logic Freak out Head on I play the part Tomorrow You're gone I live on the limit Freak on the sonic Beat on the chronic Melt down some of this Chemical tonic Convulsion iridium Tactical repulsion Revision Break it down Crush down the pedal Rush on the metal Extract some of that Deafening noise blast Crank on the heavy Main switch dirt witch Chemical logic Chemical l-logic

I Didn't Die Today Too Ma!
I DIDN'T DIE TODAY TOO MA! I knew my heart as a shield and I went out to the streets I sat at the cafes I talked with the kids I got bored, I got sad I got together with my lover Doors were closed Curtains were covered Gun shots far away deep One of my face is turned to seperation One of my face to the life I didn't today too ma! I thought there was a gun at my neck When the wind wraps to the waist of a branch I got afraid, laughed, got angry to myself I didn't die today too ma! These strange feelings to me I don't know where do they come, where do they go... Pain leaks from my heart to my brain I didn't today too ma! *Not mine...

Return
The world not.... Know or see... What there is too me... Sit back and act... Like you got game... Tell yall the truth.. If you did... You'd be gettin some.. Instead... Yall sit in the dark... Hiding from your wives... Talkin smack... Fuck yall the BBE...Ehhh Is back... I play no games... I can read all you perv's... Mines.. Hate to tall yah.. But Kitten is mine... Assume what you will... Grab your Ky... And swallow this bitter pill... A statement I will make... Yall are nothing but... A bunch of fakes... Poser's... With only one thing on your minds... Take the hint... There is no line... For the last time... This kitten is mine... (c)BBE...Ehhh 2006 All rights reserved...

Daddys Poem....very Sad!
Body: (if this doesn't get to you, nothing will) This is quite possibly the best poem I have ever read. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats O

La Bodega Sold Dreams
La Bodega Sold Dreams by Miguel Pinero dreamt i was a poet & writin' silver sailin' songs words strong & powerful crashing' thru walls of steel & concrete erected in minds weak & those asleep replacin' a hobby of paper candy wrappin', collectin' potent to pregnate sterile young thoughts i dreamt i was this poeta words glitterin' brite & bold strikin' a new rush for gold in las bodegas where our poets' words & songs are sung but sunlite stealin' thru venetian blinds eyes hatin', workin' of time clock sweatin' & swearin' & slavin' for the final dime runnin' a maze a token ride perspiration insultin' poets pride words stoppin' on red goin' on green poets' dreams endin' in a factoria as one in a million unseen buyin' bodega sold dreams . . .

A Poem For My Baby
Let me say these words I really mean, you are the prettiest girl I have ever seen. Your Hair so brown and your lips so red, If I cannot Love you I would rather be dead. Your laugh is like honey and your smile is so sweet, A more beautiful woman I could not meet We can do what we want, but my one true goal is to be the desire of your heart and soul I want to shower you with Champagne, but a rejection from you would cause me great pain Let me fill your life with wild romance, I'll be your Romeo if you give me the chance

2 Everyone
i got this from my sister a few mins ago.. i thought it was touching! To everyone: I just wanted to tell you guys that I love you all and I am so grateful to have each of you in my life. I hope you all have a wonderful and blessed day. It was difficult for me to decide who I thought would DO this because many people claim to pray, but not everyone does. I hope I chose the right twelve. Please send this back to me. (You'll see why.) May everyone who receives this message be blessed. REMEMBER to pray. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. Just send this to twelve. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of reward. Make sure you pray, and pray believing that God will answer. May today be all that you need it to be today. May the peace of God and the freshness of the Holy Spirit rest in your thoughts, rule in your dreams tonight and conquer all your fears. May God manifest hi

More Litrature From Beyond
Subject: Shadow Realm The Shadow Realm is not a figment of a Childs Imagination nor is it something out of YU_GI_OH! Cartoon. No. This place is one of many places just outside of Tarterus and Hades. Its not the underworld but certainly its not Shangri-la. This realm is a place where things get discarded like a used condom, like a toxic waste dump but more spookier. It is said that Ancient Egyptian Pharaoe's would send the most Henoius and most Evil'st individuals here. Here your mind wanders for all eternity until the person and the relic could free your mind. Its a terrible place to be. The Devil's Rejects, and host of other swarm roam here. I feel so creeped out I cant even begin to fathom what else the landscape looks like. I've been here and let me tell you its no walk in the park. I cannot write for fear of retribution. ~Writer unknown~

You Say You Love Me
why is it that our familys can be thing ones that hurt us the most in life? whithout think they say things that just tear you down make you feel like nothing. im goin through a hard time right now with my daughters father not haelping and not bein able to find a job.and i thought well maybe just maybe my family would be willing to help me out and all they tell me is they cant. i know its not cuz they cant its cuz they dont want too. i thought id try by asking my dad he hasnt really been there for most of my life but we just started trying to make something of nothing. well i asked him for help and he pretty much just told me i was nothing to him. which makes me just wanna cry my eyes out cuz i thought we were tryin to be close. but i now see the only thing that matters to him is his new family. he left me in the past cuz he didnt care and damn for a girl having her dad say that is like bein standed in the chest. why is it that a father or mother can look at their kids and say things li

I Saw The Shrink Today
yeah.. I did.. and he said its a wonder I am not super crazy... I start seeing him one time a week.. and next friday I go back on some meds to keep my damn cool... I feel like I am going NUTS.. I m tired of fighting with people... I dont really want the meds.. but I think its the only way I will be able to focus and keep my mind more at ease.. I didnt do much today.. It was beautiful outside today though... Other than that.. I ate some burger king and hung around.. LOL

Friends.....
So, I kinda freaked out on a new friend about a week ago, maybe a little longer than that. I was and am stressed out about some things that have been going on that involve us both. I want to say that I am sorry for how I handled things. I am still not ok with what has been going on but I do realize that it is not all her fault. All 3 of us are at fault in this thing and I hope that we can all figure this thing out and be done with it. I want to have a normal life again! So, to you MP (yes I stole it from you!) I am sorry for what happened that day. Hope that you can forgive me someday.

The Wall
The Wall Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships The wall around your heart...If u build a wall around your heart, keeping it guarded from anyone or anything from getting close to you,how do u ever bring the wall down?? To Build a wall you suffer many losses in life alot of hurt and pain..You always think that any person in your life is always out to get you..You try so hard to let your guard down and yet you cant...Some one once told me dont build walls so high u cant bring them down..Ive wondered for a long time what he ment when he said that and now I know...I have built a wall around my heart,making it damn near impossible to get in..With this wall in place I can push u away with out even thinking about it first.I make choices that cause others pain and heart ache..I've done it all my life and will probably do it for the rest of my life...It a fear of being loved or falling in love.. I once thought I could let my guard down and take chances in

Weed Means More Than Me.....
yep thats what it feels like..my boyfriend's life revolves around it... which.. I know I do it too, but havent been lately due to needing a job.. but if he doesnt have it.. it just feels like it's what is important not me.. maybe I am just paranoid..? I feel like I dont mean shit to anyone.. so fuck it all.. what can I do? I give up...

In Case You Didn't Get The Reference...
(Originally posted on March 1, 2007)The poster about Catholics & condoms goes against Catholic doctrine. The Monty Python song "Every Sperm Is Sacred" explains it pretty well.tag: sperm, catholic, religion, condoms, song-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Boyfriend Application.....are You Good Enough For The Allgood Girl??
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite band 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u ever be my boyfriend/girlfriend? 21. do u think i'm cute? 22. do u have have crush on me?

Random Rant
I love looking at people's profiles, but when I have to scroll through 5,900 pictures of sexy angels, blood soaked deamons, cats, glittery hellos and whatnot, it gets annoying. Seriously, can you say what you have to say in less than 500000000 lines? Dear GAWD!!!!

4-18-19
I walked last night for 2 miles and again tonight but ran 2 tenths of a mile near the end. It felt good to get the heart pumping. I'm even working the abs with sit-ups. I'd like to be in good shape by the time the pins come out (3 weeks from today). Maybe even get an ipod when I start running more.

Arnold Finchbone-hot Dog Messiah Part One
once was all he could take,his eyes rolling back in his head as lucy stared up at him,her dazzling blue eyes pleading for his release,hands tensing as his chest rose with each heavy breath.his strong hands moved restlessly through her auburn hair as he took in the sight of this tanned creature devouring his essence,feeding off all that made him unique.still,it came as a shock when valerie walked in,throwing her purse on the table before casually tossing her hair as she appraised the situation.here was her ex,in the best shape of his life getting pleasured by his personal assistant,and instead of being jealous,she found herself growing very wet,and wanting some attention herself.she slid off her skirt,revealing very toned thighs and a rock hard ass.arnold missed the taste and feel he thought as she finished disrobing,and he decided to make the most of this opportunity.im amanda she said warmly to valerie before kissing her softly on the lips,and im here to serve arnold in every capacity

About You
I POUR OUT MY HEART,I LAY BARE MY SOUL I CRY OUT EACH NIGHT TO MAKE ME WHOLE NO WORDS ON DEAF EARS CAN SOOTHE MY SORROW I HATE THE THOUGHT OF AWAKENING TOMORROW WALK DOWN FORWARD,BACK TO THE RIGHT PREPARE TO MEET THE CREATOR TONIGHT EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY YOU PERSIST BEG FOR YOUR WORTRHLESS EXISTENCE MY SYMPATHY LIES BURIED IN A SHALLOW GRAVE A JUST REWARD FOR THE LIFE IVE LED SO LONG TO THE MEMORYS OF DAYS GONE BY I CLOSE MY EYES AND SAY GOODBYE

Results Of Quiz :: Are U In Love???????
You scored as Hell Yeah! . You are totally & completely in love! You'd do almost anything to be with this person, because for you, the sun rises and sets with them.Hell Yea100%Sounds More Like Lust67%Hell No25%Are u in love???????created with QuizFarm.com

My Daily Insights
MY FRIDAY STORY Smiling Is Infectious Author Unknown Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him. I thought about that smile, then I realized its worth. A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected. Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

Random Ramblings
Ok so does everyone like my recent contributuions to CT? I try to be as creative as possible, but sometimes I think I go a bit over board. Just want to make sure that everyone who visits my corner of the cherry (it's round, no corners) has a good time. BTW, the song that is playing on my profile page is the theme from "land of the Lost". A TV show in the 70s. It was real cool, and awesome for it's time! You should look it up. I know I saw someone on here with a sleestack as a profile icon......

Nugent Got It Right
Nugent: Gun-free zones are recipe for disaster By Ted Nugent Special to CNN Editor's note: Rock guitarist Ted Nugent has sold more than 30 million albums. He's also a gun rights activist and serves on the board of directors of the National Rifle Association. His program, "Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild," can be seen on the Outdoor Channel. Read an opposing take on gun control from journalist Tom Plate: Let's lay down our right to bear arms WACO, Texas (CNN) -- Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish school in Pennsylvania gun-free zone and now Virginia Tech gun-free zone. Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unarmed helplessness will get you killed every time, and I've about had enough

Old School By Tupac
Here we go we gonna send this one out to da ol school All these motherfukas in the Bronx and Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens and all the motherfukas that laid it down the foundation. Ya know what I'm sayin, Nothin' but love for da old school. Dats who we gonna do this one for ya feel me. what mo' can I say, I wouldn't be here today If da old school didn't pave the way I remember Mr. Magic Flash, Grand Master Cash, L.L raisin' hell but it didn't last Eric B. and Rakim was da shit ta me I'd flip to see a Dougie Fresh Show with Rickie G and Red Alert was puttin' in work, and Chuck Chill had my homies on the hill gettin' ill,when shit was real. Well I can still remember Raw with Daddy Cain, when De La Soul was puttin' potholes in the game. I can't explain how it was, Whodini had me puffin' on dat buddha gettin' buzzed, cuz there I was Them block parties in da projects and on my block and tic ya don't stop ya sippin' on dat private stock. And through my speakers Queen Lat

~love Is A Language~
~LOVE IS A LANGUAGE~ *Helen Keller had her sight and hearing destroyed by an illness, before she was even two years of age. She was thus unable to learn to speak as other children. However, she did not let the handicap overcome her, but overcame being blind and deaf by learning to read and write in Braille, and thus learned to communicate. The story is told that after Helen Keller's teacher, Anne Sullivan, had given her the names of physical objects in sign language, Miss Sullivan attempted to explain God and tapped out the symbols for the name "God." Much to Miss Sullivan's surprise, Helen spelled back, "Thank you for telling me God's name, Teacher, for he has touched me many times before." Helen Keller knew something of God's signature from nature, but it was wordless. One night, she was asked, "If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?" Hearing? Sign? Eloquence? Here answer was, "World Peace." We need more peacemakers in the world

Concert
I went to three days grace concert tonight and it f*cking rocked!!!!!!!!!!! I was there early enough that I managed to get on the floor(had to be first 100).Of course I cant hear anything in my right ear but woohoooooooooo!!!!!!Man what a blast that was.I will have pics up might not be to clear but they will be there.

The Concert
The concert was great!!!! This has so far been a great birthday and its just beginning.Later today we will have cake and all that good stuff with my family and friends.Thank you to those who took the time to wish me a happy birthday.I do appreciate it.I hope each and everyone of you have a great day,the pictures didnt turn out very good but I posted the best ones!!!!!

Road Trip-day 1
4-20-07 It was a 4am trip to the airport, with lots of coffee and a special friend who generously offered to make that long drive in the early morning hours. An uneventful plane change in Charlotte North Carolina, finally arriving at Greensboro, NC at 3 pm. A very friendly guy named Kenny met me there, handing over the keys to the brand new 15 seater Mercedes van which was to be my transportation for the next 10 days. Exhausted but excited, I began my trip of a lifetime across the country, covering 13 states and Canada...final destination, Denali Park, Alaska. North Carolina was incredibly beautiful, with very friendly people. Virginia was picture postcard perfect with rolling green hills and serene pastures of grazing horses and cattle. I drove straight through a mountain by means of a very scary and claustrophobic tunnel, that brought me into my 3rd state for the day, West Virginia. Ready for some rest, I pulled into a Holiday Inn, skipped the bar with sounds of bad kariok

Why Are Women Whores, And Men Studs?
I had a talk with a friend last night for over an hour about this. She was worried how this guy was going to feel about her because she slept on the first date, and how it makes her a whore. I told her she wasn't a whore. She's been with three guys (this was the third), and hasn't done a lot. I reminded her that he slept with her on the first date too. "That's different, he's a guy." There is no difference. I admit it.. I'm a whore.. I've been with, well I won't say how many, but a lot of women, and there's not much I haven't, or wouldn't do. Being with a few people doesn't make you a whore. And what I don't get about all this.. the whole "he'll think I'm a whore" thing.. the guy has to have sex with someone. If he wants sex, he needs you, so he better not think you're a whore. "will he respect me in the morning?" ... who cares? Will you respect yourself? If you want sex, need sex,who cares what some guy thinks. Hell, ask yourself "Will I respect him in the mor

Wooohooo It's Saturday!!
Yay! It's about damn time! I have been waiting on the weekend (this one in particular!) for a while. And it just so happens to be nice outside! Hell yeah! Now wonder what I can get into tonight! :) Hopefully get my drink on and have a good night. Anyways, that is all for this broadcast! Have a great weekend everyone! *smooches*

How Good Do You Kiss
You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good! Here some tips: 1. Be ready 2. no smoking 3. start slow 4. up the intensity 5. develop rhythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands 8. experiment 9. respond 10. repeatRomantic Kisser88%Yippy Ki Yay!81%Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for44%How good do you kiss?created with QuizFarm.com

Road Trip-day 2
Today, traveling through 4 states...West Virginia, Kentucky, Indiana & Illinois, I have learned that there is sooo much more to this planet than the small bubble that I have created for my comfort zone. I saw the amazing Ohio River (& being a good southern girl, I mistook it for the Mississipi!). I guess I slept through that part of geography class. Thousands of people were sitting along its banks watching paddle boats and an antique air show and listening to patriotic music. I watched deer feeding along side the road and saw sleek, shiny horses grazing in thier pastures. Bluegrass music entertained me all the way through Kentucky. Indiana with its rolling hills and farmland, white farm houses and red barns with laundry actually hanging on clotheslines and blowing in the wind, was such a surprise and delight for me. I've passes several vineyards along the way with big signs trying to lure me to their tours and private tastings. Wine is one of my passions, but driving a company veh

Great Family Friends Fan
1 I HAVE 7 CHUSH 2 I FEEL SPECIAL TO BE ON CHERRY TAP 3 YES LOVE YOU ALL 4 MY FRIENDSHIP IS SPECIAL TO ME 5 I NEED TO STOP PLEASE LET ME IF I NEED TO FAN YOU IF YOU FAN ME PLEASE LOVE YOU ALL 4 SHO HUGGGGG

I Think I Have Fanaly Done It
for those of you out there who are looking for that one person that makes you feel complete keep looking cause i think i have fainaly found her and it is the most wonderful feelingin the world it is worth all the pain and heartache that come with such a search all you who have had a brokeheart in the past know what i am talking about but when that person finaly comes into your life it is like having all of the pains of your past heeled at the same time for the first time in my life i am truely enjoying the sound of the birds in the morning and the true beauty in a sunrise. i wish these same feelings for all my friends out there on cherry tap if all of you are lucky enough to find someone like adele this world will be a better happier place. have a great day ya'll

Addicted To Caffeine When...
You Know You're Addicted to Caffeine When... You haven't slept since the Clinton Administration. Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth. Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on Vivarin. You plan to name your twins "Cappuccino" and "Espresso." On the way to work you get pulled over for speeding and you don't even have your car. You kill a guy for trying to switch your regular coffee to decaffeinated Folgers. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Pepsi! For the love of God, I need Pepsi!" When a Maxwell House commercial comes on, you actually lick the TV screen. You drink so much coffee it starts shooting out your ears. You're shaking like Michael Jackson on his wedding night. You think sleep is for the weak. You've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend" You believe that the coffee bean is a veg

Clouds, Nurtles, And Gluesticks
I'm really going to miss teaching Sunday School at church next year. I know I complain when I feel like we don't accomplish the goals of our lesson, I know that Sunday mornings I'm not always the paragon of cheer and virtue I feel I'm supposed to be before I enter the house of God (which is where I try to get Sarah excited about going, and I suppose she is -- so excited, in fact, that during the worship service either Martha or me has to take Sarah out of the sanctuary and let her stretch her legs), I know a lot less than I pretend to. While I was probably going to come to the decision that, yes, with two children come this fall after Martha gives birth in late July, cutting back on my church involvement would be a good idea, I somewhat resent Martha talking to her parents (our babysitter for Sarah during the Sunday School hour during which Martha has at least one choir practice) about it and essentially telling them I wasn't going to teach next year. I believe I would still go

Yep I'd Fuck You Alright! Raw And Nasty.
yep i'd fuck you alright! raw and nasty. There is at least one person on your Cherry TAP list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this SHIT's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Cherry Tap list that wants to do u so!!! Repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it

Poem
In the midst of a midnight dream i find myself still awake no reailty compares to the fanatsy i chase along the lines in my mind a thought fallen from a far and i cannot cover up with just a smile no more broken heartache its so long behind a single tear drop please wipe from my eye a single shiver brought on by cold alas a hand arises to hold yet still in the midst of a midnight dream i see the fog plaster the sound of a heartbeat i want to reach out i long to grab whats infront of me but the eve knows my path and it shall not wish this love to be so calmly i lay back my head realize this mistake ive made again for these wishes i keep in the tears i shed will never leave the warmth of my lonely bed.

Join The Revolution!
From my niece. She's a very talented dancer and teacher. :) Revolutions Entertainment is open for business! Please add my business page to your friends. http://myspace.com/revolutions_entertainment Also, tell everyone you know what an awesome, talented, award winning choreographer/teacher/performer I am! Thanks for everyone's awesome support as I follow my dreams, cheer's bud-day! j

The Truth If I Ever Heard It..!!
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics. "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President

Good News!
Fruity cocktails count as health food, study finds WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers say. Adding ethanol -- the type of alcohol found in rum, vodka, tequila and other spirits -- boosted the antioxidant nutrients in strawberries and blackberries, the researchers found. Any colored fruit might be made even more healthful with the addition of a splash of alcohol, they report in the Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture. Dr. Korakot Chanjirakul and colleagues at Kasetsart University in Thailand and scientists at the U.S. Department of Agriculture stumbled upon their finding unexpectedly. They were exploring ways to help keep strawberries fresh during storage. Treating the berries with alcohol increased in antioxidant capacity and free radical scavenging activity, they found. Any colored fruit or vegetable is rich in antioxidants, which are chemicals that can cancel out the cell-damag

Crazy Dreams
For the past 2 days I've been having the strangest dreams. Vivid, and in color (most of us dream in black and white FYI) and with a VERY strange cast. Jordan Knight was in one, the band The Kooks were in it, and a lot of other characters. And I dream a lot, and they're strange as it is, but these were downright odd. I'm going to go sit in a corner until my meds kick in...

Start Over!
hey cherries!It's Monday,the beginning of the week,and I hope it goes by fast,but my luck it probably won't,lol,I hope everyone had a sexy weekend,because I didn't,stayed home and cleaned.It was soooooooooooo much fun,yeah right!Catch ya later,bye 4 now!

A Poem For Swtnsxy.....
HOLLOWED BY THE FADED PAST LEFT WITH ONLY MEMORIES OF A TAINTED LOVE FORCED TO DENY THE WAY THINGS ARE AND CARRY A SHATTERED HEART UPON MY SLEEVE GIVEN THE CHOICETO DILUTE THE PAIN SHEDDING TEARS FOR YOU ONLY IN THE MOON'S WANE LETTING THE SORROW FALL FROM MY SOUL WITH EVERY PAINFUL DROP I CRY TO LOVE ONCE AGAIN IF ONLY FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, A MOMENT NONE THE LESS TO HAVE YOUR SWEET LIPS TOUCH MINE AND YOUR WARM SKIN TO EMBRACE ME THE SWEET SMELL OF YOUR INNOCENCE THE TENDERNESS OF YOUR LOVE. *i hope you like it;)*

Fly In
A new event has been scheduled that meets your notification criteria on FAASafety.gov. Following is a brief overview of the event: "Wings Weekend--Chesapeake Regional Airport." Topic: Wings Weekend--Chesapeake Regional Airport. On Saturday, May 5, 2007 at 9:00 AM Location: Chesapeake Regional Airport (CPK) Horizon Flight Center 1777 West Road Chesapeake, VA 23323 Select Number: EA2114746 Hosted by Horizon Flight Center, sponsored by the Richmond Flight Standards District Office. To view further details and to register for this event, click here. The sponsor for this event is: Richmond Safety is a learned behavior...Learn to be safer at the Learning Center found on FAASafety.gov

Bet You Can't
Bet you cant do this, because only 1 in 30 people ever can. I dare you to tell the person who posted this bulletin the absolute truth of how you feel about them. I mean EVERYTHING that you think about them. Just do it. Sent it in a private message and then if you have the guts, repost the question and see what people think of you. Repost if you feel you can handle the truth and expect a reply

Friends 2.....
I love finding out what friendship means to others! I seem to have a magnent hat attrcts "friends" that are just.......fucked up, I guess I could say. To all of my TRUE friends, I luv you guys!!! To my "other" friends, get a life! I don't need you or your bullshit bringing me down. "PAY NO MIND TO THOSE THAT TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK. IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD."

Iced Earth - "i Died For You"
Iced Earth - I Died For You I can't believe this now This isn't what I planned I lived and died and now I just can't understand With all the love I feel I could never leave her No matter what the cost My soul's the price to see her [Chorus] Oh how I love you The pain won't go away Oh when I need you You're always so far away I cry for you Leaving myself to blame I died for you I gave up everything The pain was just too much When I finally saw her She's happy and in love In love with my best friend What makes it hurt so bad Is that I love them both And they will never know For love I sold my soul [Repeat Chorus]

New Words & Meanigns For 2007 Workplace...lol
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on everything, and then leaves. 3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard 4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. 5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles. 6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. 7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. 8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. 9. STRESS PUPPY : A person who seems to thrive on bei

Sometimes...
Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile - - - - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

In Love
HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY LOVE HIM?IN LOVE,100% AND COMMITED.giiiiirl, you in love with this guy.. why? you may not know, and that's the beauty of it, because it adds more interest into your relashionship, and it means it's just chemistry or meant to be.. if you do know, it may be because a number of things, he makes you feel good,etc. stuff like that, but don't get me wrong, you not only like him because he makes you feel pretty, but honestly i don't even know what holds you two together, i just know that it's strong and going to last a long time..How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Is This So Much To Ask
hey all if u have a few moments to spare plz do me a big favor and go show this wonderful some help he always returns the love and is there to help a friend in need now he needs our help he is trying to reach the next level so help me get them there BoatMan~ Club Fantasia Assist Punisher and Enforcer ~Vixens Boy Toy {Cherry Snatcher}@ CherryTAP