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Bad Seed... Copyright 2007
"I didn't ask to be here." "I had no choice." Words you'll never hear- Because they're never voiced. I'm here by chance. Small and meek; No one gives a glance, Or sees the tear-stained cheek. Laugh and sneer in my face. Clothes- old and worn- I am out of place; Hurt and scorned. Others laugh and play; I'm not wanted here. They push me away. Wipe away another tear. What was my sin, To cause me such pain? To see where it begins, Just look at my name.

Bad Santa
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

Bad Sorms...
I have not been on last few days due to the tornados we had in Ohio. I knocked out my electric for almost 3 days. It finally came back on lastnight.. Just wanted to say thank u to my family for all the luv the sent my way. Yesterday I had a experience that after it was all over.. I look back and laugh over..and can say I had a adventure. The whole weekend was miserable and hot..and down right depressing so I decided to go tubing with boys and bruno. We went down the road whre the bike trail comes out at..which taking the trail is only mile and 1/2. (not realizing the river is way more miles..and takes longer) Anyways..was fun. water was nice and warm..but cool somewhat to. By time got 3 miles into it..I was getting tired some what. I had on sandles..which are no good to wear in the river. STUPID me. About a mile from where Wanted to get out at ..(across from my house) It started storming. The winds picked up..etc. The boys and I got out on the shore..all huddled toge

Bad Times!
I had found the man of my dreams; sweet, funny, romantic. We had a whirlwind romance that ended bad.Let me word this in a way that can be more easily understood... the one who trusts a bad relationship is a willing victim to their own desires. I have fallen martyr to a bad love myself. Love is strange. Sometimes what looks so good and so caring is actually so dangerous and so hating. I thought I had found the love of my life. All my dreams would come true. It seemed so true and so real, but was I was easily punished. I was easily suckered in. But sad thing is my heart will always love him in a special way.. He made me happier than ever. And his smile was to die for. In my dreams there's a faint picture, a scattered memory of that day we met. I remember it like it was yesterday, I knew I'd love you for the rest of my life. Now I see what you've done for me, it has helped me through this time without you, my heart is gone longing for you. My love, my lost love .You'd know I'd love yo

The Bad Things That Happened In 2006
1. I miscarried the baby I was pregnet with. 2. My fiancee left me a week before our wedding. 3. I had to move back in with my parents. 4. My car now has motor trouble and it has to be replaced. 5. My account got overdrawin at the bank(currently owe them $20). 6. My grandmother found out she has congestive heart failure. 7. I had to give up the puppy I had raised from birth.He was eight months old.

Bad Things Happen Sometimes.
so last night i get a call that i should come out and drink. nothin new realy...i get htese calls all the time. so anyway, my buddy's girlfriend just got a job at my local dive bar. cool. anyway they are having this great drink special and my buddy is payin my tab. whoohoo. so we are all havin fun drinkin when this bunch of guys walks in looking like a gay version of a scandanavian hairmetal band. and one of them is named rodrigo (wtf?) well rodrigo starts talkin shiht to me and i shut him down because he is a pussy and cant back himself up. one of my friends has to work in the morning so he bails early. so instead of getting a ride home with him, i end up at my buddy's house. wel recently his girlfriends mom came into town and is staying on the couch and he just happened to get a new roommate. we are all up and talkin and whatever. next thing i know my buddy and his girl are going to bed. her mom is starting to fall alsep on the couch... and the roommate... mayb

Bad Things Happen.
I went to the door to see if daddy was home, an the damn thing wouldn't come open because of it being so cold out side, well I got pissed off an started to hit it when doing this a HUGE chunk of ice came down an hit my hand,,, which hurt like hell now it's starting to swell not sure if I broke it or not,, we'll see what tomorrow brings...

The Bad Touch
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Bad Thoughts
The Girl in your Dreams Aracely Gaytan At times its not the bad that one needs. Its the ungiven. How much can you give without one knowing, their not getting anything back? It fell on all on one side, to try to make it happen. Only one really trying, to make other exultant. I thought there are two in love? Its gone too far. When do one stop? Still melancholic but now both are meaningless. Im not the girl in your dreams. But, the girl who has feelings and wishes for you. I gave and gave intensity, but to get nothing. I saw nothing. You're not my dream boy but the one I loved. My love stood alone. In silence, I begged for your love. I got abandoned. The most agonizing is the need to know what went wrong. I rather get the worst. Im not the girl in your dreams. I wake up, to do my all for you. All, I long for was that one effortless look from you, that said, Thanks, for trying. I once said, you need the bad, to see the good later My thought

Bad Times
its really bad time for people working in the car industry. i work in a factory here that makes car parts and today two of my good friends were laid off indefintely along with 12 others. and they said come next week 6 more people has to go. all the ones that was laid off was through a temp agency. none of the full time employees have to worry if they got a job tomm. we work just as hard as they do but some think that because we are temps that we are just dirt.

Bad Tornados Here
Weve had Tornados in all areas surrounding us and now more still to come. We're in the path of one of them, so I need to shut down. Just letting all my friends know. I will be back on as soon as I can. See ya all later SDChick

Bad Two Weeks
i had a really bad two weeks first my uncle deid and than a friend of mines kid got hit by a car and died and than my cousins wife died and there baby and than my brother in law wrecked his motorcycle and we dont know if he is going to make it and that pic of my sitting on that motorcycle is the one that got wrecked and to top it all off i have been having chest pains and the only one that knows is my sister

Bad Timing...but Hey..it Is What It Is..we Made The Best Of It.
Good Morning. Wow, I just do not know where to start. I think in a few weeks when I can pause and reflect on this past weekend of events I will be able to smile at what could have been and not what has been…I will explain as best I can. It all started out fine and was going as planned. Friday arrive at work write a little something, something and get the crew going on what needs to be done at work and start their day and leave. Well An hour and a half later then I needed to leave I left, not for home but for the store’s…Shopping to get all the rest of the refreshments and food and other important things to make Mandy’s grand party a success. 3 hours later I arrived home. I knew the shopping would be crucial and very important to do on my own but if Bonnie could have helped in that she would have taken a huge burden off my shoulders. Her knee surgery and still semi hobbling around did not permit that to happen. So I arrived home not at 9:00 to 9:30 more so 11:30 quarter to 12:00… Behi

Bad Things Happen
I don't know if other people will see this as being appropriate, but I am not afraid to speak out about these things. Maybe I could even help someone else going through the same things. When I was 9 years old I was molested by a family member. When I was 13 I was sexually assaulted by a drunk man. I have been in two different relationships that were very abusive. I have been through alot over a course of many years. Very few people are willing to speak out about their bad experiences. My only hope is that someone may read this and see that they aren't alone. The feeling that no one else in the world knows what you are feeling is a horrible feeling to have. If I can help even one person see that they aren't alone, this will be worth the effort to write. Things sometimes happen that are beyond our control, but it's important to remember that there are good people out there too. Don't hold these things in, it could be dangerous to do so. Keeping things like this inside could ultimately

Bad Timing
So, I just remembered that I have a follow up eye exam tomorrow and I've spent most of the last two days reading the new Harry Potter book (currently 425 pages in ... it's brilliant btw :)). Granted I've been using my reading glasses (couldn't have done it without them), but it still probably wasn't the best of timing. Hopefully I haven/t strained anything too much.

Bad Things Happen To Good People
God's Fighting me again... I can feel it he's trying to make me fail and fall again. He took my happiness away the dreams are worse then ever and i'm slowly losing cohesion in my mind again. I not off for no reason wake up in different parts of the house. i am constantly reminded daily that god is a giant kid with a magnifying lens and we are all the ants.. I wish he would leave me alone...

10 Bad Things That Are Actually Good For You
10. Beer The newest bad kid on the block, beer has long been overshadowed by its healthier alcoholic cousins. While no one's suggesting you switch that glass of antioxidant-rich Pinot Noir for a tall glass of lager--there's still that beer gut to worry about--new research has suggested that moderate beer intake can actually improve cardiovascular function. Now if only a scientist will discover the health benefits of ballpark franks and chicken wings. Heaven. 9. Anger If you're one of those people who tends to bottle things up, only to explode ... don't hold it in so long. Studies show that bursts of anger here and there are good for the health, and can be an even more effective coping mechanism than becoming afraid, irritated or disgusted. Anger, like the consumables in this list, however, is best in moderation: stay angry for long periods of time and you'll be plagued with a host of health issues, like blood pressure, sleep disorders and lung damage. 8. Coffee Java is one o

Bad Times..
Well today is the 2 year anniversary of the saddest day in my life, the day my son was paralyzed from his chest down in a car accident. What kind of life is that for a 16 year old (now 18), to be confined to a wheelchair! We hope & pray that a cure is found someday soon. Progress in stem cells does seem promising! Make your loved ones buckle up, and make your teenage drivers slow down. The car wreck occurred because the driver (another 16 year old) was going 85 in a 45. My son's injuries probably would not have been so severe if he hadn't been ejected from the car as it rolled, but when you aren't wearing a seatbelt, shit like that happens. Life can change in the blink of an eye, I will attest to that!

Bad Ticker Or What?
Holy shit. I must really like Doctors or somethin'. I was in the hospital the 21st and 22nd of December with a bit of a problem. I spent 13 hours with no proper heartbeat, just a "flutter". I get weird heart palpitations, like it's just quivering in my chest. The proper medical term is "Paroxysmal Atrial Fibrillation", but all I know is it fucking blows. It's been almost a week and I'm still messed up big time. Chest pain, no energy, shit, I'm about losing what little mind I have left.

A Bad Trip
you said i said . im so sorry i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me its not fair to you im sooo sorry i have all this shit lost inside me i want to be able to give you everything but i dont know how I AM A PERSON i need things that nobody is willing or able to give me. blood falls with the weight of a billion salty tears as i sit in the darkness just me and all my fears

Bad Touches.
I'm freaking bored. I think Shane might have lost her mind but thats alright cause I adore her anyway. She's trying to piss her mom off I think. She's really funny that way. Well some new news is I might be getting my carnevil job after all. I really hope so it would be really nice. My girl and I are really hopeing to get our bnd off the ground when we get back so wish us luck. Or is it break a leg? Not sure but it dosent matter. What matters is we are doing what we have always wanted to do. So yeah we rock. Later losers. XD

Bad Temper
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence He said, 'You have done

Bad Things
Bad Things A bullet in your head is how I want it Your body on the floor -- a Kodak moment You're a waste of air and a waste of space I want sharp objects to fly into your face I hate you now more than I ever did I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again I want a car to run over your head Put it in reverse and do it again I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you It would be really great if you drowned in a lake Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake 'Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate And you're the reason that murder should be legalized If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five Just in case I forgot to say -- I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you.

Bad Time In My Life.
I had been living with my girlfriend and and was raising her ten month old baby as my own. She broke up with me three days ago and now I am crushed from having this child removed from my life. I discovered today that she had been cheating on me which I had suspected but walked in on him with her two days after we broke up. The reason we broke up is because I accused her of cheating on me after a month and a half of no sex out of nowhere added to not wanting touched or kissed and dissapearing all night. When I confronted her I accused her but offered to work it out. Guys this is what happens when you try to help out someone with a child. Not only do you get the pain of losing the girl, but also the child which hurts a real man much worse. And ladies I know there are some of you with kids that this does not apply to but I will never become involved with a child that quickly again as the pain of losing that child is worse than losing a girl has ever or will ever be.

Bad Things Happen Because,
Bad things happen, because the devil loves to cause caos, as quick as fingers can go to snapping. Sometimes life can really slap u in the face. The devil loves to see everyone and anything out of place. Everyone knew my husband and I were having problems all along. Instead of encouraging us both to do what was right, everyone pleased the devil and encouraged us both to do wrong. They knew we needed help so we didn't have to end up with a broken family and a broken home. But theses days no body seems to care. Because the devil causes signals just waiting around as if it was in the air. It hurts deeply to loose those u love. Especialy when u have a child together sent to u as a gift from the good Lord above. Any kind of death of loosing someone u love hurts. There will never be a day that goes by that I won't remember u. Good times and bad. When I wrote this I was in tears and feeling so sad. Just wish there was some way we could forgive e

Bad Times
Well it looks like I will be just another number standing in the unemployment line soon. My position at my store is being eliminated. If there is an opening at another location I can interview for a position at that location. However, the closest location is 45 minutes away in light traffic. Or I can resign my position, lose $3 an hour and get anywhere from 5-37 hours a week. Yay me. I will get the final word on any open positions or if I have to step down within the next four weeks. So if I seem blah and a little pissy over the next few weeks you now know why. I am off this weekend and will be updating my resume and job hunting. Wish me luck.

Bad Tattoo
Ken got home late one night and, Becky, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Ken replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo. ''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? 'Well, I did it for 4 reasons. One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, Four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. Ken is recovering in room 233 at Meridian Park Hospital

Bad Time Of Year
This is a horrible time of year for me.. not because of Valentines day or my birthday reminding me im not young anymore.. but because this time of year comes my crappy anniversaries.. 1 of them being when my ex of 7 years and I broke up.. followed a week after by my finding out i had cancer.. which i honestly only found out because we broke up.. good things from what seems to be crappy things.. so yeah.. 3 years now since my cancer diagnosis.. and 6 months away from my 3 years of being in remission but it still scares the shit out of me knowing it could come back anytime.. .. wait til mothers day.. that will be my 2 year anniversary from almost bleeding to death at the hospital.. my poor mother.. im sitting there going im sorry mom.. happy mothers day but im ok if i die..SOOO much pain! Dialudid barely cut it and the morphine made it worse.. im lucky to be alive and i know that.. i have to remind myself that when things seems shitty.. well i could be dead *shrugs*

Bad Temper
Bad Temper The sun was screaming through the window. It was the beam that always tickled the balls of your feet and made you laugh. That sun you hoped you’d fall into when you died. She lay on the bed, naked, out of the sun, tugging nervously at her right nipple. She traced the areola, then mechanically moved her fingers to her mouth, licked them, and pinched the nipple. She pulled the nipple and rolled it between her thumb and index finger – her eyes scanning his face, her ears straining for any sounds from the closet. Her breasts were a full C, luscious and wide. The nipples were dark and potmarked. Her cleavage was unmatched. It was her triumph. She used it shamelessly; bending over in front of construction workers so that they would be driven mad, letting the top buttons of her dress pop off as she danced at the nightclub, so she could get free drinks, acting as if she didn’t notice her breasts made the most wonderful platter in the world, as she sat down in fr

The Bad, The Ugly, And The Good...
Yeah, yeah, yeah... My Cavs lost at home in HORRIBLE fashion... Worst home loss in the play-offs in franchise history... God must hate Cleveland, huh? *sigh* But when I got home this morning from work, I clicked on the news to see this... A house in East Cleveland had a gas explosion and LEVELED itself, as well as causing major damage to surrounding homes. The blast was felt for MILES. Windows everywhere were shattered... Neighbors walked outside with bloody faces... Know what?!? Not ONE fatality.... ... And THAT'S some good news. Oh, that and the fact I exceeded everything on my annual performance review!!! ....except I clocked in early too many times, that makes me giggle....

Bad Things Happen When I'm Bored
1:19pm Guy: hi 1:19pm Suga Lips: Hi 1:20pm Guy: how are you??? 1:21pm Suga Lips: Good and you? 1:21pm Guy: i am good too thanks...whats your name? 1:22pm Suga Lips: Esmerelda 1:22pm Guy: where you from? 1:24pm Suga Lips: France 1:24pm Guy: ah okie i am from india 1:26pm Guy: what do you do Esmerelda? 1:27pm Suga Lips: I'm hoping to marry my 76 year old boyfriend and live off his money. He is incredibly wealthy 1:28pm Guy: wow thats nice....godbless you 1:29pm Guy: dun mind i wanna say something....you got really nice Figure... 1:30pm Suga Lips: Thank you. I sometimes will put on a show in the middle of my village and charge people to see

Bad Thing By Jace Everett
Normally, I hate country, but this song mixes a classic rock feel quite nicely with harder country. "Bad Things" I wanna do bad things with you.When you came in the air went out.And every shadow filled up with doubt.I don't know who you think you are,But before the night is through,I wanna do bad things with you.I'm the kind to sit up in his room.Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.I don't know what you've done to me,But I know this much is true:I wanna do bad things with you.When you came in the air went out.And all those shadows there filled up with doubt.I don't know who you think you are,

Bad Things Made Better
recently my best friend passed away at age 62 a vietnam vet.a true biker.he died in the hospital after i got back to texas,it tore me up knowing i couldnt afford to go back and say good-bye.not only did i lose the best friend a guy could ask for but cant pay tribute.well yesturday i got a call mike we took a collection and got you a bus ticket up to tell him good-bye i didnt think i had friends anymore let alone some that would do that.after the tears stopped i actually smiled a lil.feels good to know there are some good people left in this cold world.so proud to call them friends....

The Bad Touch By Bloodhound Gang
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and b

Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.I'd appreciate your input.Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of boundsI want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrownsComin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings TimeDo it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny nowLove the kind you clean up with a mop and bucketLike the lo

Bad Timing
Hey it's me what a big surpriseCalling you up from a restaurantAround the bendI just got in from way up northI'm aching tired nowAnd I could use a friendI might be a foolTo think that you doWant to see me againIt's been awhile since I talked to youNothing wrongJust nothing ever goes as planned Many times I thought I'd callI didn't have your number in my handI know it's trueYou'd never doThe same thing to meI never meant to make you cryAnd though I know I should callIt just reminds us of the COST Of everything we've lostBad timing that's allMaybe soon there'll come a dayWhen no more tears will fallIf we each forgive a little bitAnd we both look back on itAs just bad timing that's all We used to have so many plansSomething always seemed to turn out wrongI never could catch up to youMoving on and doing what you've doneI don't know whyThe harder I tryThe harder it comesI never meant to make you cryAnd though I know I should callIt just reminds us of the COSTOf everything we've lostBad

Bad Upgrade
Bad Upgrade Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Fishingweekend 10.3 and Bowlingbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me? Jonathan Powell To: Mr. Powell This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES and ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING S

Badump...badump...badump
So I went to the docs today and she went to check my blood pressure. It was so HIGH that she thought it was a mistaken reading so she did it again...still high. My blood pressure in the past has just been under average...and now it's ABOVE normal. :\ She told to stop taking the pill immediately. (No I haven't been doing the hanky panky before the lecture starts) Then she put me on some other new med, not really sure what she was talking about but it's meant to help. The blood pressure was pretty high though, even though most women on the pill do have a little higher than what they normally would but it had just spiked up so much... The doc thinks it prolly stress, explains the funny moods and blood pressure. Oddly enough I lost weight too, which is weird because I sure have been eating a lot of ice-cream and cakes.:s

Bad Valentines Poems
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss > But I only slept with you because I was pissed. > > I thought that I could love no other > Until, that is, I met your brother > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the > Sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. > > Of loving beauty you float with grace > If only you could hide your face > > Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot > This describes everything you are not > > I want to feel your sweet embrace > But don't take that paper bag off of your face > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- > Damn, I'm good at telling lies! > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > Marrying you has screwed up my life > > I see your face when I am dreaming > That's why I always wake up screaming > > My love you take my breath away > What have you stepped in to smell this way? > > My feelings for you no wor

Bad Virus --cnn Announced -- Snopes Confirms As Real
Bad Virus --CNN announced -- Snopes confirms as real Here is the link http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!! A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title: 'You've received a Post Card from a Family member'. As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl alt del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was recei

Bad Vs. Good: Part One
So it seems to me... Women prefer 'bad boys.' I had this explained to me by one of my female friends, and I quote: "If a bastard likes you, you feel special. If a nice guy likes you, who cares?" This pretty much summed up the female mentality for me, as I have also learned from experience, too many times. I've had male friends tell me I'm too fucking nice to girls too, that I need to, not be mean, but just not so damn nice, cause girls don't like that. I'm sure this doesn't apply to all women, I'm not a misogynist, but I would say most of them. As a 'bad boy,' I think you might have a better quality of life in some respects. However, I think you obtain better friends who you might even be able to trust if you are one of the good guys. You also keep your self-respect and have a better chance of finding real, true love, if it does exist. Maybe, just maybe, one day we can all find 'that one.' Until that day comes, we may all be hurt. But someday, someone will make each a

Bad Vs. Good: Part Deux
I think, in order to lead a happy life it's not about mean or being nice, or bad or good, it's about being smart. However, I would say that it is smart to try to be nice or good. I used to be pretty bad. I think I was pretty bad until I got smarter and 'grew up.' Now I try to be good most of the time. Why? Simple. If you think about your actions and say to yourself 'would I like what I've just done to happen to me?' and if you think not, then you probably shouldn't have done it. All you have done is increased someone elses misery and you don't get anything good back in return. If you try to be good or nice to most people, generally, they will be nice/good back to you in return. I know this from experience. It's kinda like 'what goes around, comes around.' Because it does. Most 'assholes' and 'dickheads' who think you are stupid, will try to exploit you, but if you are smart, you will know what to do about it. And if we all tried to be a little nicer, the world woul

Bad Week
I have done a lot of soul searching lately, and I have to say i'm not completely happy with what conclusion i have came to. How do figure out what it is you want and go for it? Man I hate having to make decisions.

Bad Week
Fist home life has been really bad. MY autistic son has had a rough week and it has been xtremely hard on me, the othe half is PMS'ing and my Dom is still in Florida! OMG I need a hot bath and a jug of rum!..Ok I would settle for some warm arms and soft words!

Bad Week!
I had a bad week last week. So instead of bitching i am going to say all the positives that is going to happen this week. I am Going to my Medical blling class so I can make More $. Seeing my beautiful boyfriend, And Takeing Care of my Adorible Kitty Maui. My other pets live with my parents. I know they are cute, But they are where they need to be. If you dont know what my pets look like look in My Album they are the best. I have a doctors appointment to hopefully finally get rid of the terible pain in my back, Or make it tolerable. But yea if you wanna be friends I would love it. I like like to help talk to someone else who also had a bad week. To kinda sympathize. Make myself feel somewhat better and maybie someone else.

Bad Weather Sucks
I was late to work today (for a reason other than staying up too late on the computer). I had to be early to work (10/15 min) cuz my boss wasn't gonna be there. I woke up 1 hour before my alarm was supposed to go off and couldn't go back to sleep so I proceded to get ready. I left in plenty of time cuz I new it was gonna be slippery (it rained all day yesterday and snowed overnight). There were some HUGE potholes that I skillfully maneuvered around and the next thing I know I'm sliding into a curb... grrrr. Bent the rim $130, need alignment $95... screwing around for an hour or two before actually going into work after everything has been taken care of.... priceless! ha ha, sorry had to go there. I finally got the last of my chrismas decor put away!

Bad Weekend...
It's not been the best of weekends. Friday night I was headed from Cincinnati to Newport, KY. Well after what had happened to my cell phone earlier in the day, I was a little more careful. Key word there is little, folks. Because I wasn't careful enough and my WALLET falls out, and oh yeah, to make matters worse it had my ID, my bank card...everything important. NOT GOOD. Had to come home, cancel the bank card and that was it... Saturday I woke up at 3pm after staying up til 4:30am...and I had a sore throat. Not good. Stayed in the same clothes I was wearing Friday night after coming home for the entire day. I didn't shower like I normally do, didn't change, nothing. I didn't go out. I'm going to do all that stuff later today (Sunday) but it's just more trouble than it was worth to me Saturday. So yeah...it's been a lousy weekend.

Bad Weather
michael you correct a single spelling in this im going to hurt you that said.I hate bad weather.This morning my alarm didnt go off so I had to take my son to school in the car.When I got back to the house it started downpouring.I had a umbrella in my car so i took it out and opened it up.When I did the damn thing broke.I got so mad I threw it on the grounded.I ended up getting soaking wet going into my house.

Bad Week
I know this week I have been especially moody. And that is saying a lot considering my usual disposition. But this week I have said things to friends I did not mean, hid from most of you, and said goodbye to some I cared for. I am struggling.. a lot. I am trying to keep making changes in my life. For so long I let everyone walk all over me. I accepted less than what I deserved. I held in anger. And now I am trying to find ways to change that. To settle for no less than what I deserve. And I am not doing it well. I've never been good at putting myself first. Never been willing to hurt another to keep from being hurt myself. And this week, in putting myself first, I did hurt some people. And it breaks my heart to do it. It's not who I am to let someone hurt. so right now I am confused.. hurt... trying to find a balance. feeling a bit lost because I am leaving the path I walked for so long.. to try to make myself a better person for myself. Someone stronger.. more

Bad Weather Ahead
Your emotional weather system is forecasting big storms ahead, but could it be that your barometer is a little bit off? Don't focus on what you think is wrong. Instead, look at everything that's gone right so far.

Bad Weekend
It's been a bad weekend. My mom went into the hosplital again They don't know whats worng with her . she is out now, but im still so worried. my parents are 65 and they still fight and my dad has COPD and infusima and only one lung and is on oxygen and they were fighting and yelling today and my sister and mour kids were there to see it everyone is so upset and stressed in my family. I just don't know what to do anymore. i just thought blogging about it might help. i try to be kind to everyone on here and in real life and it seems like i just get used and ranover sometimes. People that i thought i was close to seem to be slippin gaway is it even worth it ? just my thoughts .....

Bad Week
hello everyone. Hasnt been a good week but decided to write a blog about it... A person I know had some really bad news...Her daughter was in a car wreck that involved 3 vehicles. A guy was turning without break lights or a blinker. She hit him and spinned out...a van from the opposite direction hit her and split her car in half along with killing her 7 month old baby. I just dont understand people. Why cant they keep their vehicles in working order? It could have saved this babies life. Makes me soooo mad. I feel so sorry for her and her family for their loss. Her husband was in Iraq so my son being in the military helped to make sure they sent him home. Terrible news for him also. Anyway...I hope everyone had a safe and fun Labor Day week-end. Hopefully my next blog will be a happier one. Until then......Hugs from DaMomma

Bad Weather
Bad Weather by sechum © It was getting colder and Kerry loved it. She loved wearing long sleeved shirts again and being able to keep her hair down without having a near heat-stroke experience. But this was Michigan, and it was Kerry and soon the weather would be icy and she would be dreaming of summer. Still, Autumn was always nice. She walked down the sidewalk looking at the leaves blowing around. Bright orange trees lined the street and their leaves made excellent background noise when the wind blew, it all made Kerry feel a little less stupid. She hadn't gone to college like everyone else. She should have been running around with her friends, going to class and worrying about exams, but she decided to take a year off. College was going to be a big change and she had too much creativity to let it be stifled any longer. She couldn't go to class and study and all that, it wasn't for her, not yet. She'd take one year, find herself, write, get it all out of her system

Bad Week
So I went and I dared myself to be more confident and take a chance. I did I went and saw the guy i cared for with all my heart. The day I get back from seeing him I get a text on my cell phone telling me that he just wants to be friends. That hurt of course but what really hurt is that he waited until I got home to admit he did not feel that we were meant for eachother. I guess i understand but than I also dont. I am tryin to be strong, my mind though keeps going that way. I have found a guy that has been caring for me and making me feel almost like whole again and I thank him for that. You know who you are. I am seriously greatful for the people have listened to me cry and whine about this shit. Lol I know its just a boy but still it takes a lot out of me to give so much. I am going to be more careful cuz I don't wanna screw up my next relashionship. DevilGirl

A Bad Week
Last week was so bad for me.I was supposed to get my paycheck wendsday but couldnt go pick it up.I figured it would be in the mail thursday but nope so I figured friday but nope nor saturday so that totaly ruined my week and I wont know what happened until tomorrow.To make matters worse I had bought a 20 sack to help kill my pain and it somehow got thrown away so now I have no money and no weed.I really hope this coming week is better.

Bad Weather
I hate the way you treat me But love you to the core Your better as a memory So let me shut the door How I wish you would change Go back to the one I love You will always be the same A dark cloud from above With your broken halo And shredded wings Your not an angel Your an evil thing Here to hurt me in every way Bring only pain Turn all sky to gray Paint me with your rain Robbing all the light from day Taint me just the same

Bad 2 Weeks !
Well Guys I had a bad 2 weeks. It all started around the end of March I started getting bad headaches. At first I thought too much stress from the kids then I was thinking it was something else... Then I remembered last time I had a headache I went to the doctors and they told me to go to the dentist but told me to go by advil gel well I took those and the next day I got a bad toothache. So I didn't want to tell my husband about the toothache because of the money situation I thought take advil wash my teeth when it hurted and it will go away. Well It did NOT go away so I kind of brought up the last time I got headaches it was really my tooth so he made me go to the dentist (I gave a lot of excuses but I had to go went so bad that I started crying and didn't want my kids to see this. Well I went and they pulled out my tooth this was the second tooth they pulled out in 2 months the first time they had a hard time taking the tooth out even the doctor was cursing lol. They gave m

Bad Weeks Go On
I have been having some bad weeks every scene i post the frist bad week blog. Every week scenes than my weeks have been just been getting worst because i even know if i going to have a parnter a work if i don't i get told to go home and i lost hours at work and lose money because don't get my 80 hours every 2 weeks that we get paid and just make my weeks get bad because i never know if i'm going to be able to make my truck payment when i lose hours.

Bad Week
still suspended...auditing didnt find my ticket so now its turned over to surveillance..if they dont find it i will be job hunting:-( please keep your fingers crossed and keep me in your prayers thanks friends, Berta

Bad Weekend..i Am Back ..will Catch Up In A While
My daughters Great-Grandma died Friday, this was my 9 year olds first experience with death...I had her all weekend(three Days). I had my hands full with here. Sorry I let you all down this weekend, I will be online in a while to read blogs and bomb.....I will be with her all day Thursday for funeral and servise...See you all soon!! John

The Bad Wolfy's "howlin' Hotties!" Auctions
OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! The Bad Wolfy presents "Howlin' Hotties" Auctions Auctions will begin 10:00 PM CST Monday June 30th and end @ Midnight CST on July 14th! > As an extra bonus the auction participant with the most rates will receive a 5 Credit Bling! Come get yer "Howl On" and Bid!

The Bad Wolfy Presents The Howlin' Hotties Auction!!!
OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! The Bad Wolfy presents "Howlin' Hotties" Auction Auction will begin 10:00 PM CST Monday June 30th and end @ Midnight CST on July 14th! > As an extra bonus the auction participant with the most rates will receive a 5 Credit Bling! Come get yer "Howl On" and Bid!

Bad Wolfy's Happy Hour!!!
Bad Wolfy's Happy Hour Have A Drink On Me - AC/DC Yes, The Bad Wolfy Is Doing It Again... ♥ When??? ★ Friday 5th ♥ Time??? ★ 6:00 p.m PST ★ 8:00 p.m CST ★ 9:00 p.m EST He Gonna have a Rate-A-Thon!!! He gonna Offer: ★ 10,000 for every 100 10's ★ 20,000 For every 100 11's PLEASE save your 11's and blings for His HAPPY HOUR! ooohh and if you still have not add HIM here is his link: The Bad Wolfy@ fubar This was made By: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~@ fubar

Bad Week
So, this week has got to have been one of the most messed up weeks EVER. My ONLY high light was going and hanging out at some friends house on Friday. Heres the lo lo... Monday night I find out that my sons uncle is in on life support, in a coma, after being jumped from behind by some friggin coward. The family finally made the decision NOT to take him off of life support because he is now showing some signs (opening his eyes to stimulation) Then I run into my sons father whom I have not laid eyes on in 3 years. (for very good reasons) Then tonight, not only do I see him again at his sisters house, while we were there my nephews Pitbull flipped out, and bit my son. He has one slightly deep puncture wound, but other than that he was VERY lucky. I snatched that damn dog by his halter and controled him. My sons dad, who has been absent for 3 years, snatches this dog, takes him into the alley, and from what i was told, the dog never returned home. We believe he killed this dog. (see wh

Bad Week
My weeks been pretty sucky.. from having my tooth pulled to almost ditchin my car lastnight. Theres more but those been the highlights. Anyways.. friend just told me I needed a attitude adjustment. I admit..I probably do. Therefore I will not be on here that much. If I am..do not expect to hear much from me.

Bad Ways To Start A Conversation
These are the first things real people said to me on Fubar. No surprise, right? "Hi... you into anal?" "Well I'm hungry, hungry and your pussy looks so good I wanna suck your asshole, wanna piece of...? I don't even care if your on the bloody rag I'll eat you buttplug, come on sit on my face I wanna eat you out, baby eat you out Open up your legs baby, I wanna eat you out Eat you out, baby eat you out I don't care if it's runny and I don't care if it smells Eat you out, baby eat you out I wanna stick my tongue in you and suck your cunt juice out Don't wanna finger fuck you, stick my dick inside of you I'd rather? Fat or ugly it looks like you don't care If your young or old, you gotta cunt? I'll lick you there I wanna put my tongue so far inside of you Drink your piss and cum and you can drink mine too Wanna eat your shit, you can eat my diarrhea Wanna... bring your cunt right over here" "can i see your girls?" "awesome boobs" "can i see that ass naked?" "

Bad Year
its been a very tough year started out with a bad head injury which left me with memory loss and headaches. then tore the cartlidge in my wrist. work comp quit paying for treatment so had to get a lawyer. then i lost my job which havent been able to find one yet cause of the injuries. then broke my right foot so i couldnt walk or drive . finally got a walking cast as of last week sweet. im trying to start over start fresh im sorry if i have upset you or pissed u off if i have im sorry because i cant remember what i did or said i do remember faces but names is hard for me and im just trying to make amends with those who i hurt or forgot im sorry please if i have done this to you please xplain to me what i did, so i know and so it wont happen again live laugh love learning to laugh again thank you for listening

Baffling
it truely does baffle me on how we as a people treat one another. you call me friend or brother or family. yet you are one to never answer unless it best suits you. for your needs or wants. you know that no matter when or where i will always be there to make you laugh, smile or what ever i need to do to make you feel better.. i've come to a cross road in my life where i don't need people on a friends list to make my self know how special i am to my true friends list. so use this as a warning, a rant or what ever you want. things will be changed very soon. granted you may not even notice i am gone with your 400 or 500 "friends." just always remember that your true friends can be lost with out a notice by "YOUR" lack of friendship

Baffled
I am seriously baffled by some things on this site, many people won't add you, or even talk to you if you don't have an approved salute. Hell you can't even get past level 29 without one which makes me wonder why some people just don't make one after being here for years or whatnot. I get that newbies don't have salutes right away. But then I find out that after you get past lvl 29 you can if fact delete your salute. WHY would you delete your salute? if you are in this to play the game you need a salute to even get onto some of the leader boards, and I have found that many people will assume you are fake if you do not have a salute at a certain point. So if so many people question those who can upload hundreds of pictures but not one salute why then do these members get bling after bling bought for them, run tons of happy hours, blast, have vips, and take up perm. family spots in people's families? Oh I know it's because fake or not that person is helping you get further in the game

Bafta Nominees For Rising Star
The Times January 09, 2007 Actress survives 007 curse to join ranks of the chosen few Dalya Alberge, Arts Correspondent Eva Green could win a Bafta after appearing in Casino Royal (Paul Rogers/The Times) Being cast as a Bond Girl has sometimes been dismissed as the kiss of death for an acting career, but the latest incumbent has proved that there is life after 007’s final embrace. Eva Green, the little-known 26-year-old actress who is wowing audiences as the femme fatale in Casino Royale, was chosen yesterday by the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (Bafta) as one of five rising stars of cinema. Among former stars of Bond films, Shirley Eaton is generally remembered for nothing more glittering than having been painted gold in Goldfinger, and Barbara Bach and Britt Ekland failed to lure the casting directors after their appearances in The Spy Who Loved Me and The Man with the Golden Gun respectively. In contrast, Ms Green is

Bafuckinghumbug
I hate xmas, hate it hate it hate it For the most part my girls are good kids, they dont ask for anything through out the year. But come xmas..they go hells bells with thier lists. sooo..at the end of the day it comes down to this.. Hours spent shopping Dealing with fucking people who after the first hour or so i seem to loose my suthun manners and start to get pissy. Waaay too much money spent..again and why.. so some fucking asshole rat bastard named SANTA cant get all the credit! to my girls credit, i must admit, it could be worst, they could be these girlie girls who need make up and expensive clothes. Mine are the type that if its black..its cool. If it has skulls on it, they are happy. My youngest..well shes the girlie girl, but shes 7 so it doesnt count, if it has hello kitty on it..its all good.

The Bag
The Bag By SirWolfr1@aol.com I walked into that garage sale, That crisp November day. Mainly to calm down from a spat with my submissive, In which both of us had said more than we should say. I saw the bag tossed forgotten in a corner, It's leather old and frayed. I almost overlooked it, Till I saw upon it the D/s emblem so proudly displayed. The bag was locked with a padlock, The contents I could only guess. I asked the woman how much she wanted for it, My true interest I dared not confess. "That bag belonged to my brother" she said. As she softly wiped away a tear. "We lost him in an auto accident. It's been just over a year." "His instructions were not to sell the bag to just anyone. But only to the one who could give the proper answer to me." Confused I asked her what the question was. She said "S...S...," and I answered "C." She smiled, nodded and I wrote a check. I had no idea what it's contents might be. But the emblem alone, I thought a good sign. At home a

Bag After Bag
How out of groceries were we? Granted, I drive a Corrola, but my trunk isn't that small. It was full. It took me four trips up the stairs to unload everything... and that does not include the pumpkins, which are still in my backseat. Goodness knows I needed three more. Five is okay... maybe I need another. Six is good. Seven is a magic number. I shall contemplate this more. I only missed five items on my page-and-a-half long grocery list. $7 for a thimble-sized jar of ground cloves? I think not! I also need pizza crusts and would like a wrist-cushion mousepad and some whole wheat flour for baking. The printer paper? Fuck that, I'm taking a pack from work! :) Watch out for me on the roads... I'm the girl driving with her elbows while trying to floss the incredibly painful popcorn hull out of her gums.

The Bag, And Other Tricks...
I'm passing along some recommendations. I've spent the day reading webzines and ezines. I have to say I'm rather impressed with GUD so far. The poetry hasn't been up my alley, but the stories have been striking, unexpectedly powerful. I really enjoyed the Apex Online stories this time around. Darkness-- and the Light was quite creepy and Foiled is a touch wicked. Delightfully so. Allegory Volume 3/30 is also up. There's some great stories there, and a few near misses for me. If you don't have time to read the whole thing I heavily recommend you at least click over and read Jimmy Alstrup's Christmas. though really, many of the stories should not be ignored. For SF fans Darker Matter also has an issue up. Me, I liked Head on a Stick best. By far, not that the others aren't well written. Also, Noctem Aeternus is a free dark fiction magazine slated to start publication January 2008. They are trying to get 30,000 subscribers by the first issue. Michael Knost has this to say:

2 B 6 Again
..Here's a good laugh for you! Subject: 2 b 6 again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adv

Bagage?
so i realizee that i have alot of fears when it comes to realtionships or falling for someone and i hate it. i wasnt always like this but once 5 guys cheat on you you start to worry about this kinda stuff. it takes me so long to fully trust a guy or let myself like him and open up. all i want is to find one guy to prove that guys arent all the same. and i hate the fact that i get jealous sometimes. not that possesive kinda jealous but the why doesnt he say that to me kinda jealous. i wish i wasnt like this but its hard to get over stuff like that. so if you think oh i wanna date her you should probably rethink that and read this blog then deside. love yall

Bagatelle
bagatelle bag-uh-TEL, noun: 1. A trifle; a thing of little or no importance. 2. A short, light musical or literary piece. 3. A game played with a cue and balls on an oblong table having cups or arches at one end.

2 B 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observin his wife lookin at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. I'd like to be six again', she replied, still lookin in the mirror. On the mornin of her birthday, he arose early, and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, the Screamin Monster Roller Coaster- every ride there was. Five hours laterthey staggered out of the theme park The wife's head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. The husband then took her to a fast food restaurant where he ordered her a burger with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.\ He leaned over his wife witha a bi

Bag Contest
Ok I'm getting people asking for details so here goes if I miss anything feel free to ask :D 1. All Pics need a bag or something similar covering 2. Bags can be decorated in any way you wish 3. No drama 4. No under level 4 users to comment/rate 5. No comment programs allowed 6. No blank comments 7. Rates will count as 10 comments so down rating others is a waste of time. 8. The NSFW contest bombers will need to add me as a friend if they don't wish to keep me as a friend no rate is needed just a note to say they are here to comment for you. 9. Anyone breaking rules will be removed from contest after one warning to stop and person breaking rules blocked. First Prize will be either 7 day blast/month VIP Second Prize will be 3 day blast And if there are enough people Third prize will be 1 day blast and a trophy. Everyone who gets over 100 comments (not including rates) will get a VIP prize of my choice over 1000 will get a gift from Fu shop. Anything e

Baggage
When I speak of baggage I do not speak of your trusty old set of Samsonite, I am speaking of emotional baggage. Emotional baggage is a laymen's term for the emotional turmoil and distress that each individual experiences when confronted with a negative experience. From each experience in our life we can learn and grow. However, when we hold on to the negative emotions surrounding an experience we begin to be weighted down. Just as with Jacob Marley in the Charles Dickens' saga "A Christmas Carol"; each negative emotion we hold onto weighs us down, becoming a great chain surrounding us. It is a burden that we must be relieved of before we can move on in our lives. With each failed relationship we have had; we carry with us more than the mere memory of the experience. We carry with us all the emotions we experienced, both positive and negative. Positive emotions are easily understood and readily accepted; negative emotions however, are not. Sometimes we do not understand why we hav

Baggae
**this poem is based around a stray animal that found a new home... i did change a couple of the words. I did realize that this entry relates as much to us humans as it does to strays... if not more! I love this poem & I will admit it relates to my life at this moment!** Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed, all nicely tucked into my warm new bed. I would like to open my baggage lest I forget, There is so much to carry - So much to regret. Hmm... Yes there it is, right on the top - Let's unpack Loneliness, Heartache and Loss, And there by my clothes hides Fear & Shame. As I look on these things, I tried so hard to leave - I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain. I loved them, the others, the ones who left me, But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me, But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me. Will you add to my baggage? Will you help me unpack? Or will you just look at my things & take me right back? Do you have the time to help me unpack?

Baggage
Heard this song earlier, haven't heard it in a while. Sometimes baggage is so hard to get rid of when u've moved on Mary J. Blige - Baggage I know I do some things that make you so confused One minute I'm so in love and the next I can't stand you But if u may ask it's just the things that you do that reminds me of all of the mess that I've been through I got this baggage with me Don't wana make you pay for what somebody else has done to me I don't know what to do With all this baggage in me Everytime I hurt your feelings it's what someones done to me I don't mean to hurt you Heartache and pain I just can't do it again So I look for the worst and brace myself for the hurt But nobody has ever treated me this way Please be patient with me coz I want you to stay but I got all This baggage with me Don't wana make you pay for what somebody else has done to me I don't know what to do With all this baggage in me Everytime I hurt your feelings it's what someon

Baghdad, Iraq
BAGHDAD, Iraq - The person believed to have recorded Saddam Hussein's raucous execution on a cell phone camera was arrested Wednesday, an adviser to Iraq's prime minister said. ADVERTISEMENT A U.S. military spokesman, meanwhile, said the United States would have handled the execution differently had it been in charge. The adviser to Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the media, did not identify the person. But he said it was "an official who supervised the execution" and who is "now under investigation." "In the past few hours, the government has arrested the person who made the video of Saddam's execution," the adviser said. Iraqi state television broadcast an official video of Saturday's hanging, which had no audio and never showed Saddam's actual death. But the leaked cell phone video showed the deposed leader being taunted in his final moments, with witnesses shouting "Go to hell!" before he

Baghdad
Car bombs, suicide bombers, and other nasties, people dying all the time. People complaining about contractors making to much money for this I tell them KMA!!!!!!! I have done my time in hell so now its time to enjoy the good life for myself.

Baghad!!
Well I made it to Baghad two days ago and hate it already. I'm already having bad dreams and flash backs from what I've already seen and done since I've been over here. I have alittle over 100 and something days until I get to go home for a few weeks and I can't wait!!! I have a wonderful girl at home waiting for me. :-) She is the only thing keeping me going over here. Well I just wanted to update every one. I hope every one is doing ok back there in the states. Matt

Baghead Downrates
I'm a bit curious if anyone else is getting downrated by bagheads lately. I've been getting downrated several times a day by bagheads the passed few days. Sometimes they are green still, but sometimes they aren't. It's a bit odd...

Baghdad Tears
Baghdad Tears On an Iraqi street in Baghdad,A soldier mourns as he kneels,Beside his fallen American comrade. Tears shed for one who died,Sacrificed to free oppressed,For Iraqi newborn freedom. American modern minuteman,On foreign soil to teach,Sacrifices for liberty. American in Iraq mourns,On a dusty Baghdad street.A little Iraqi girl... wipes away his tears.

Bag In Sale
From classic to modern, and both become the hearts of the ladies love. Interesting to say, the rise of package decoration is closely linked with the evolution of clothing. Louis Vuitton Outlet £¬ Since the end of the eighteenth century, with the belt she wave-type skirt Slim clothes, the ladies will be divergent bag picture,Fun to find the bag of personal items can be loaded.Louis Vuitton Outlet The first fish mesh pouch momentum into the sky, this beam on a long rope pouch easy to hold in the hand, become a veritable "package decoration. For centuries, the trend of fashion accessories like fashion in general, with each passing day, keeps changing. Status is gradually increased, as ladies dress in an integral part of, such as package decoration. Based on pop culture, a different era status, on different occasions, a woman's package decoration has evolved out of the endless changes in the form of.19th century Europe to open its xxx, large travel bag out of Europe became a necessity.

Bag Lady
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, wh

Bag Lady! Come Get Me!
No, NOT this kind of Bag Lady... ...THIS kind of BAG! HE HAS ME IN A BAG and is AUCTIONING me off! I suppose that's better than selling me at the Swap Meet! BUT, you gotta make sure you get an ORIGINAL PEBBLESINAZ and not an imposter bag! There are actually 10 Lovely Ladies being Auctioned off in bags and you have to check out the Hints to figure out who is who! So come find me and let the pussy out of the bag! Wait, that's cat! Let the CAT OUT OF THE BAG! HERE IS YOUR HOST: DJ KIDD ROCK~LOVED & OWNED BY DJ DEVILISH DESIRE ~@ fubar

"bag Lady"
"Bag Lady." On the corner of the street, huddled near a door, Dressed in filthy rags, she's a member of the poor. I held out coins to add to her pathetic little pile Her eyes lit up, and as she spoke, she beamed her brightest smile "Some folks call me Bag Lady, but I have a name." "Most folks they just won't say nothing, I think it is a shame." "Cause they're the ones that ain't got feelings living in thier soul." "Lots of money, fancy cars, don't make a person whole." "I'd rather have my rusty cart... and smile my days away." "I'm a bag lady yes, and that's the way I'll stay." "I've got the pieces of my life, here in the old cart." "And cardboard to keep out the wind, when the winter starts." "It wasn't always like this, I once was just like you." "Oh yes, and did I tell you, that my name is Sue." "Yes, some folks call me Bag Lady, but I have a name." "Most folks they just won't say nothing, I think it is a shame." "Cause they're the ones that ain't got feelin

A Bag Of Wishes
I found a bag of wishes once. They were ok, they weren't my own; but many were bright and beautiful. Others dark, unpleasant and cold to the touch. I laid them out on my table and watched them squirm and try to be born. Many died as I looked at my watch. Others burst to fruition and vanished to destinations unknown. Unfortunately they were mostly the dark ones. I swept up the remains once they had all fought out their lifecycles. It was sad to see them in the trash next to the pizza box. I kept the bag, I might put something of my own in there some day.

Bag Of Crap
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0: I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE). II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours. III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention. V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get. • The crap will be shipped via SmartPost, the crappiest shipping method available to us.

Bag Of Bs
trustme2te...: remeber me hun ->trustme2te...: yeah trustme2te...: thought u said i coudl see the hidden pics now? ->trustme2te...: i re-blocked them for most people... too many weird requests and disrespect trustme2te...: i never got to see them ->trustme2te...: sorry trustme2te...: thanks whatever trustme2te...: i just love people that say one thing and do another ->trustme2te...: don't catagorize me, if people weren't so nasty I wouldn't have my photo's private trustme2te...: u can let me in for a mintue u did say i coudl see them ->trustme2te...: Ok here's one, just for shits and giggles since you are being so harsh on me... why should you see my private folders when you don't even have a pic of yourself up? trustme2te...: i told u i could share on yahoo ->trustme2te...: and why not here? trustme2te...: not here for the points but i see u say somethign and u cant fololwo thourgh ->trustme2te...: you know, i'm not usually like this but fuck off, I don't like your attit

Bag Of Shite
I want you to want me it used to be that easy.sure, its a bit of a cliche, but everything i want seemsunoriginal now. now i'm tumbling over simplicity and rewording my innocence so maybe i'll be good enough for someone. but it seems no matter how hard i try, i refuse to glide over my pride and stomp on sand castles, because i will never fully give up on you until my knees are skidded enough from falling from your pedestal. --don't push me away because you're too wound up in your ownconcrete emotions. all i've ever done is drowned within yourstaggering dignity, while your tears crash into the palms of my hand like hail impaling my veins. i guess i haven't really stoppedto think about the effect your suffocation has on my own lungs,strangling uneven breaths from my swollen throat. i know i'vestruggled with metaphors and similes while picking sunflowersin a field of thorns, but would it kill you to recognize i'm doingthis all for you?--but like you said, it's no big deal. -- you know

The Bagpiper
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept t

Bags
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Bag Tagged.... Again
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Baguazhang
Today I was lucky enough to get to try out an art called baguazhang. Bagua for short. One of the Chinese internal martial arts. It translates as "eight trigram palm". Eight trigrams refer to the 8 combinations of broken and single lines from the I Ching (Book of Changes). Putting aside the philosophical basis of the art, it has a reputation for being very effective. Chairman Mao's personal bodyguards were all bagua fighters. Other similar arts are Tai Chi and Hsing I. Also, Systema (a Russian art). Anyone else interested in these arts?

Bah
I've been feeling down the past couple of days. The flu is cycling through the store (*cough*WalMart*cough*) I work in, and I was one of the early victims. I still have an irritating dry cough and stuffed-up nose, which won't go away. My co-workers are so emotional lately, and it's getting to me. The strain of working in an understaffed store that needs 106+ more employees to function efficently is wearing on everyone. However, a bird was hanging out in the stockroom today. Hilarity ensued.

Bah
well today i slept til 4 pm lmao, something havent done in soo long. but yea it was cool. played some tibia, some halo, watch some tv. relaxed for once. gonna be goin to surgery with my mom next week cuz i know she scard.

Bah!
I cant sleep. So im going to take a shower and take some new pictures. Since thats all i seem to be able to do when im tired. =/ I suck haha. I started smoking again. Dont even go there. I know i know, im the queen of "smokings bad for your health" Dont remind me. My m0mma is awake so maybe ill go watch some movies with her or something. I need to clear my head or ima be up for days dude. And i dont like it.

Bah.
I just spent 2 hours. Uploading pictures. (icons) In photobucket for me caren and kim. Mhmm. Cause im special like that. Anyway. ♥ ♥ Im also a loser. ♥ ♥ :) So yeah haha. Ima goober like that. And to the girl who keeps STALKING me ♥ ♥ ♥ Kay im done.

Bah
goooood morning peepz. woke up 10am this morning.. dead tired. even tho its only 3.20pm talking to peter and sum wierd dude i got to know here on pr last nigth on msn .. lennon is busy i guess alot of drunks running around at his work... oh... now his the drunk today ;) my mistake :P well today im just gonna do like i've done the rest of the week.. nothing .. gonna sit here all day ... maybe try and find something tiny to eat. tomorrow i get real food. thata i know for sure :P i dont know if im gonna take the train or the bus back hom... im thinking bus. but have no idea yet :P if i take the train i have to switch train in Katrineholm to get to Norrköping. baaah :P im a lazy bastard. back in norrköping im gonna go to Thai Takeout and grab me muh amazing fav dish of foooooood :P just NEED that now ... i migth even get some with me to go so i got sum back home gotta luv there food :P well now try and find some breakfast here. that will be a prob.

Bah
I... am a little bit of a yucky mess right now. I have so much going on. That really... if I listed the things... would seem like nothing. Just bah. I was going to write them in here. But I've descided after typing some of them that if you want to know you'll ask. And if I want you to know I will tell you. Bah. My feet hurt so bad

Bah
So, I hate my new job. Apparently, if the schedule says 11:30-7..and 7 being the time the store closes...that means they can keep you as late as they want...apparently the 7 should be a ?......because who knows when the hell you're getting out of there...fuck, im tired...and my feets are killing me...and i get to be back there in 12 hours...whoop dee fuckin doo...I really wish I could just not go back.

Bah
I got a wicked Kidney Infection kickin my ass the past few days guys, I know i made plans with some of you but bah....Plus for some fucked up reason bubble baths make them worse, i knew that and did it anyway... like the one time i take one in years and ...well bah.

Bah!
I find it quite amusing that my ex of not even of 24hours has already found a new female. And not even 10 hours ago he was telling me how he was hurt and not sure he could be friends with me and so forth. Pathetic! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE~!

Bah!!!
Have I mentioned how much Sciatica sux lately? Yeah, it does! Sciatica is sometimes severe pain caused by general compression and/or irritation of one of five nerve roots that are branches of the sciatic nerve. The pain is felt in the lower back, buttock, and/or various parts of the leg and foot. In addition to pain, there may be numbness, muscular weakness, and difficulty in moving or controlling the leg. Typically, the symptoms are only felt on one side of the body.

Bah!!
DFJGNDFKJHG;KDFHGLDKFHGDRG GOD DAMMIT! Okay...tell me please if you think I'm overreacting here. If a guy says he's going to call you, you expect him to call you, right? I have a boyfriend and we've been going out for...OH...three weeks today. We kinda sort made plans to go to the movies yesterday but he had to cancel. Which was fine because he called me. Told me that he would call me today. Nothing. So...I called him...found out he was busy, which he didn't call me to tell me that. I finally got in touch with him and he told me that he was busy and that he would call me later. Nothing. He has a cell phone. I have a cell phone. I also have three cordless house phones. Is there a force feild around the phones that prevents them from picking it up? Is it all that hard to just call and say "Well, I can't come see you, hun. Shit came up. I'm sorry. I'll talk to you later." Takes two freaking seconds. I thought we were going to go to the movies today...but no. I got my cloth

Bah
Sooo FUCKIN BORED But i goto actually study and i dont mean study while talkin to 5 people online while watchin tv and listenin to music Fuckin A... OH I just decided.... I am going to GA for christmas break... and I am also movin back in the summer...

Bah
So as Life goes I'm doin ok. Besides the fact that there are haters and ignorant bastards. On the otherhand the No Luck Radio show is rockin the night air. Currently we're on XRN radio.com at 10pm-1am az time. If you got a My Space u can use your Internet Explorer to open My Space. Then just look for The No Luck Show!!! page. I'm goin to try to get a player goin on Fubar soon. So if you read this thanks, and if not well you wouldn't even get this far. Later Dayz G-reg

Bah!
Mmmmmeee me meeee...ahem!*clears throat*Hey, is this thing on...?*taps mic*Oh! Well, here we go... It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags, Everywhere I go... 'Cos my gift-wrap skills are awful, And 'cos I'm a lazy ho ho ho.... It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags, I'm not falling in the wrapping trap. Going to finish this junk as fast as I can So I can go take my nap. It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags. No more paper by yard and ream, 'Cos if I have to look at one more crap gift I think I'm going to scream! It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags, Don't tell me I'm starting late! YOU come wrap all this "festive" shit And see if you don't meet the same fate! It's beginning to look a lot like gift bags For ev'ry sweet adult and tyke. But I'll be using the Wal-Mart bags For the family I don't like. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Bah!!!
My back is killing me. I think it's because of a week of sleeping on a couch. I really want it to pop or something. A massage would be nice. I don't think I show enough boobs. Okay, really I do show enough. I'm just not enough of a whore to get many people to notice me. Which ya know...I'm fine with that. I fell asleep last night at 10. I didn't want to do that. But I think I got enough sleep finally. I don't work with my druggie boss this week. Thank God. Porch's birthday is this week. WTF do I get him? Last year I got him a Zippo.

Bah
It's too bad that people don't really take the time to get to know anyone anymore. That is why the relationship failure rate is at an all time high. It's like people all just want the booty call. Don't get me wrong intimacy is an important part of a relationship but if all you have is sex in common it will ultimately fail. I would love to meet some real people that can say what they want and feel instead of playing the mindless head games and lying and cheating. Now wouldn't that be ideal. Well just venting after going through the craziness of trying to date as a single adult parent. Later Peeps

Bahaaaa
Celtic fined as Dida receives ban Dida was stretchered off after the incident in Glasgow Celtic have been fined £25,000 and AC Milan goalkeeper Dida has been banned for two matches following trouble at the recent Champions League game. However, the European champions intend to appeal against the penalty imposed on the 34-year-old Brazilian. Dida collapsed dramatically after a fan appeared to strike him near the end of AC Milan's 2-1 defeat on 3 October. Celtic were found guilty of a lack of organisation and improper conduct of supporters at the match. The Scottish champions will pay half of the fine now while the rest is deferred over a two-year probationary period. Dida was stretchered off after being confronted by the invading fan and was criticised for overreacting. And Uefa's control and disciplinary body took a dim view of the keeper's theatrics, charging him with a lack of sportsmanship. The incident occurred after Scott McDonald had slammed in C

Bahahahahahhaa
Hahaha to the status I just put up. Do you honestly think me a gamerchick thinks videogames suck.. bahaha I dont. I just want to be a lil shit today! Sooo neener neener did it work?? huh huh! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! You know I love videogames!

Baha I Singles Looking For Marriage
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Bahahahaha Was Bored So I Thought I Would Do This... Lol... Hope All That Know Him Get A Good Laugh Too....
Army Man he’s Sexy Dan (Trace Adkins Badonkadonk) Turn it up some Alright turf, this is his favorite song You know that right So, if we play it good and loud He might get up and fight again Ooh, he put his beer down Here he comes Here he comes Left left left right left Whoo Husslers shootin' hitlists Throwin' minis getting him pissed Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall Here he comes, Lord help them all Ol Dans got that look again, that look of I don’t care We all stop attacking, it ain't our fault It's so hard not to stare At that Army Man hes Sexy Dan Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna fight along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get FuSheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's he even get that killin on That Army Man he’s Sexy Dan (Aww son) Now Honey, you can't blame him For what his mama gave him It ain't right to hate him For workin' that killin whimTurfs shuts down at two But we're hangin' out

Bah Bum Bug
so the tree is up... fu is kinda dull... and its only 6pm so what to do now.... sit here starin at this screen go color my hair or im stuck on the or... im trying to stay up past 9pm tonight ...seems ive been crashing at 9 and im starting to feel old haha ....... anywho im bored with a captial B

A Bah Beacon Leading Into The Wild Moo Wander
Beletia Bleation blew the morning dew and webs off her cold and damp nose. Poor lamb was cold enought withough having extremity carrying excess moisture. Sometimes Beletia wondered about the discomfort of dwelling in the wide blue younder and then she thought about the Pen * and shivered at the vision of standing on warm straw, spending the day looking through either slats or bahs. It mucht be comfy for legs of lamb but not good for eyes and *. Beletia gazed down the field with her bright and shiny eyes wide opened wide. As she cast her eyes further to the distant fields the lamb espied hundreds more cotton reels and pondered about what they where and when they would stop growing. The huge green reels had appeared one day last week when she arrived back from her unwanted short shank shave and body blow. It had been a shock to say the least,and it had taken her all this to become accustomed to their presence but not their increase. Funny what you see when you look, she thought

Bah! Humbug! >:-(
Did you ever see "Becker"? I'm feeling very "Becker" right now. I have been looking all over both my MySpace and my Lost Cherry profiles... observing the musicians touting their new song, perusing the newest begs at rating pics... seeing pics of girls holding signs up to tell us who their sweeties are... noticing a distinct lack of mention of Durhamntx or durham_n_tx... feeling lonely... wondering just what the hell it is that drives me to do this to myself. And then I get a notice that my MySpace friend Layla posted a new blog. I like her entries - rambling and curse-ridden as they can be, they are often funny. At the very least it offers me a look into the heart and mind of a sassy, lovely young lady! This time, while it was interesting, I wasn't ready for what she wrote. She was - well, gushing, actually, about her and her boyfriend Bret (whose nickname is Bretinator). Seems his daughter and her son decided that the two of them should get hitched, so he was the "best man" and

Bahhh
So... Today... I had to hang out with Melissa's brother so I could see her. And he drives me crazy. I made a scene in the mall because of him. And then again at PetCo. And he took 2 hours to find a pet (another fight right there) he wanted then didn't get it. But thats not worth going in to. Becasue of him I missed the movie I was going to see... twice. I got my first paycheck EVER. 9 dollars and 94 cents. They took a dollar and 6 cents. I got my schedule for next work. Tomorrow I don't have a ride home. Long walk home. Cold cold weather. -sigh- And the day after Thanksgiving I have to go to work at 4:30 a.m. Bah =[

Bah Humbug, And Damn Hallmark
I am missing the spirit though it permeates the air Christmas propaganda movies stir up so much dust in my dark cave that my eyes water for unknown reasons and the deepest of sighs I dream of soft kisses some nights I miss that human connection that touch don’t care much for Christmas presents or believe in santa granting wishes but there was a bright star in the pre dawn as I went to work that winked as I thought to why not so I figured what the hell even when I had no faith or no spirit I found my eyes closing thinking what if not much spirit this year no matter the songs playing endless loops in the air a man who never sings I am the words to “oh night divine” falling from my lips behind the shops counter the song muffled by steaming milk and grinding coffee or when all the customers are gone so bah humbug and damn hallmark propaganda who cares about presents or wishes and the spirit of the season is just wrong tjs2k61202

Bah Humbug
I spent three whole hours trapped in my room today wrapping christmas gifts. They started off so neatly and carefully done then about half way through I lost the will to live and the rest are kind of thrown together. I then found places to conceal them all until 'Santa comes' only to have a delivery guy knock on the door with a shitload more to find hidey places for..... I SUBMIT.. pass me the bourbon someone!

Bah Humbug
So for Christmas I was a big bitch. This holiday season pretty much ruined me. Working at a toy store for the holiday season drained me of any spirit I may have had. I spent Christmas Eve and Day crabby just waiting for it to be over and I feel horrible about how I was. I wasnt exactly being crabby to people, I just wasnt outwardly excited about the whole thing. Yeah, it was great seeing my kids open their gifts but after that I just wanted to go back to bed and sleep the day away. Maybe its partially because I'm sick. But I dont know, Christmas just kinda sucked for me this year. Anyone else have a crappy Christmas? Or maybe someone had an absolutely great one? Tell me stories!

Bah Humbug
Here's a little something I photoshpped that I think best sums up my opinion of Valentine's Day The odd thing is that even though I have absolutely no interest in being in a relationship at the moment (Still burnt out form the last one), I still despise February 14.

Bah Humbug!!!
HI ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING OK .. THIS WEEKEND WILL BE VERY HARD FOR ME .. IM LOSING MY BEST FRIEND........MY SHAR PEI CHANCEY IS VERY SICK....... SHE WILL LEAVE ME KNOWING HOW MUCH I HAVE LOVED HER...AND WILL MISS HER SO MUCH... SHE WILL JOIN CHELSEA MY OTHER SHAR PEI THAT HAS ALREADY PASSED.....ITS JUST BEEN A VERY SAD WEEK FOR ME...... AND I MISS HER ALREADY AND WILL FOR EVER........ BY ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS........ LUVS TO ALL

Bahhhh
So License to wed wasn't worth the money. EVEN with John Krasinski in it. So I was disappointed. Saturday night is Karaoke night with Laura and Jen. Oh I am so fucking pumped. I gotta find a really good song to do this week to top the last ones. Oh and I gotta go suck some cock for beer money you know how I do. SO I am totally unhappy about some shit goin on at my house and im seriously about to go homicidal. Oh well.

Bahhhhhhhh And Bahhh!!!
Ok... so I'm not gonna use ANY names.. but theres a sertain bouncers who needs to get his head outta his @$$!!! sending me dirty weeds "annon." and then marking my photos and mumms as NSFW.. saying if it keeps up my account will be deleted!!!! WTF??? its a mum.. have you seen some of the stupid ones that never get deleted!?!? OMG!! and marking mine that way!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR... you know...!!!! *sigh* done ranting.. for now...

Bahhh! Not Getting Alerts Or Much Else
Has anyone else been having bar tab alert problems or bulletin problems the last couple of days? My bulletins have been messed up. I get old bulletins (eventually) that were posted 2 days before LOL My bar tab isn't updating regularly. I don't always see when blogs are posted or mumms, etc. Anyone else having problems like these?

Bah Humbug U Say? I Say Your Nasty Ulgy
this woman who works in the mall was making it very clear to me today that she needed sex with me bad today, telling me her asshole has not been into see her all day, then she told me she likes younger men, oh she kept comming up behind me as I was looking around her store. it was all kinda creepy. he had a nice bum on her shame it was her best feature. really though, there was a lot of neagtive bullshit comming out of her mouth. telling me how she knows how to deal wtih customers and yet how she wants all the xmass music turned off cuzz it was driving her nuts. awwww muffin.

Bah Humbug, Or, Why Should I Care....
Look folks, for 11 months out of the year, the human race is hell bent on killing or abusing or taking advantage of each other. The base philosophy of look out for number one, or the other base philosophy of "it looks hostile, lets kill it." runs rampant. Then, comes December, and the world does a complete one eighty, "Peace on earth and good will towards men." I mean, why bother pretending, what is really meant is "peace on earth, goodwill towards men, until next month when we start blowing you to bloody scraps again." I mean when you think about it, ever since mankind became 'civilized,' the race has been doing everything it can to kill off someone else. Actually, it began before that. You see, back in the time of the first humans, Grok got really mad with ugah, and after a few minutes of getting nowhere with his fists and teeth, happened to pick up a heavy tree branch and brought it down on Ugah's head. He saw the skull cave in, brains and blood begin to leak out and

Bah-humbug!
I think I figured out why I hate this season so much. I see and hear about all my friends and the likes having a great, wonderful time with their families. It makes me think about the family that I have, and how screwed up it is. Before she moved the NE, my mom could barely afford rent because of her meth addiction... They came to visit the weekend after Thanksgiving, and we were supposed to have a belated Thanksgiving/my Birthday dinner, and what happens, my mom and step-dad get thrown in jail. I guess, what I'm feeling, is that, I see Christmas as a family holiday, but, I don't really have a family, or at least not one that acts like it, and it makes me angry and depressed. I really just needed somewhere to vent.

Bah Humbug And Other Such Nonsense
GAWD I can't wait until the holidays are over! This is the worst time of year for me and my family. Thanksgiving will be quiet. Just Me and Mark. My kids are off doing their own thing. I was lucky enough to get Thursday through Sunday off. It doesn't happen very often, I had to ask for it off. This week I will have worked eight straight days of 8 to 10 hour shifts. I'm beat. Physically and emotionally. I haven't had a vacation in years. I have some growing health issues that I know is going to get the best of me. But without health insurance, I just have to suffer through it. Christmas couldn't be over soon enough. I lost both my brother and a step-mother at Christmas. Since then, the holidays have been a drag. The family doesn't get together anymore, and all we can think about are the ones that are no longer with us. I miss my bro dearly. Especially at Christmas. No more pigs.(private joke between my bro and I) Anyhoot, so for all of you out there that are bothering to

Bah!!! Humbug!!!
BAH!!! Humbug!!! Dear Boys and Girls, Well, it's that time of year again and once again I am busting my ass to get everything done in time for my big night. What a pain it has been. Shortages from Japan, elves who don't know shit about electronic toys, a sleigh that is falling apart and then I caught the Missus fooling around with one of the elves. Who knew? I always thought the little bastards were gay! I really am getting too old for this shit. It used to be so simple... wooden toys and dolls that didn't do anything, but now it's electronic gizmos up the ass, and what the hell does an old fart like me know about computers? I put my naughty/nice list on the computer a few years ago and the damn thing crashed. Lost all the nice kids. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to fly tech support to the north pole? Don't even get me started on the damn reindeer. "Eight tiny reindeer" my ass! Too much hay and carrots. They are so damn fat I have my doubts

Bah Humbug
I know it's not Christmas, but just read. I will likely have a repeat of this very experience this year. It never fails. 'Twas the weekend before Christmas.... I am already a somewhat antisocial person by nature, but this time of the year amplifies my aversion to bustling crowds, their screaming offspring and the overall cheerfully sickening atmosphere. Don't take me for a Scrooge, now. I'm more of a second cousin. I realize this is my fault for being the procrastinator I am. I never ever buy a single present before December. So, I really set myself up for these holiday horror experiences when shopping. To begin with I wore the wrong shoes. I did not worry as I never intended to be out for more than a hour. Four hours later, I'm limping through yet another department store. After I slowly make my way through the store and gather a few gift items, I make my purchase and decide to give my poor tootsies a rest. I find the most secluded, scarcely populated table in the little food

Bah Humbug!
I say boooooo to job hunting! Every job I apply for at least 400 others are applying for it as well. *le sigh* I just wanna be a productive member of society again! And with school ending on friday, I fear I may lose my mind having both kids home with me everyday. Just over the weekend their bickering drove me slightly mad. Maybe I should go see the doc and get some happy pills...a little welbutrin may do the job

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Bah Humbug
I know the whole point of Christmas is not how many giflts you get, but ya know. Just once it would be nice if people put forth some effort. Anyone on my gift list doesn't have to worry. They will get something they like. I got a knack for buying gifts, what can I say. However, no one can ever seem to do the same for me. Example: Mom - What do you want for Christmas? Hello! We live under the same freaking roof! (Yes, I know how old I am people. Back off. I was ready to move out when my dad passed away. Mom wouldn't have made it on her own.) You mean to tell me you can't come up with ONE idea of what I like? My Uncle: He sent me a gift certificate for Red Lobster. A nice gift indeed. Minor detail, I HATE SEAFOOD!! Now I was brought up to be thankful for what you got because you didn't have to get anything. Sometimes I don't know if that's not a better option.

Bah Humbug
Ok, at the risk of sounding rude, I absolutely hate Christmas because I hate most of my family, their loud, rude, ungrateful, fat, undisciplined, loudmouth, opinionated, under-educated, group of surrealistic asshole I have ever met. I get sick of year after year, being bugged about what I want and then telling someone what I want but not getting it, You know what I want, I want to sleep all day, I want a carton of my brand of cigarettes, a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label, and a blowjob. after that leave me alone. until t's time to eat.

Bahh
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and irrit

Bah I'm Sick!
well this is lame. i leave for new york on monday, with a fuckin head cold. let me tell you how enjoyable the flight is going to be. GRRR... maybe i can dope myself on meds and pass out on the plane... ugh that's not likely to happen. me passing out on a plane? HahAHA riiiight

Bahston
I've just returned from a lovely little trip out east with the fella, where we enjoyed a lot of seafood, too much beer and wine, and more televised sports than anyone ought to be forced to enjoy. (Though I'll admit I did enjoy it. A little. But don't tell the fella, lest he get any ideas about subjecting me to more televised sporting events.) Highlights of the Boston trip: Eco-friendly hotel soap, which has a hole in the middle. The explanation on the box was something along the lines of "people don't use the middle of the soap," but I think there are other explantions. (I'm imagining solo male travelers spending a lot of time in the shower soaping their rope.) The 8-year-old son of the couple we stayed with for a couple days. When we toured Concord, he was at my side the entire time, chatting about cookery, about baseball, about school and girls and whatnot. His younger brother didn't hesitate to singsongingly identify me as the older boy's "girrrrrlfriend." On the morning

Bahz Lurhmann...everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Do

Bailey School Schedule Clarified
Platte Canyon School District officials this morning clarified an earlier schedule they sent out regarding the resumption of school activities this week. The district is asking only Fitzsimmons Middle School and Platte Canyon High School students and their parents to come to the schools between 8 and 11 a.m. on Wednesday to meet with teachers, obtain schedules and new room assignments, and to pick-up personal items left during the evacuation. A district spokeswoman said there had been confusion as to whether students and parents from Deer Creek Elementary were also asked to show up Wednesday morning. They are not. Classes will resume at the middle and high schools on Thursday. They have been closed since Wednesday, when Duane Morrison entered the high school and held several students hostage before killing 16-year-old Emily Keyes and then turning the gun on himself.

Bailey's Hot Shot
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream® Sugar Shot Glass - Put Irish Cream in large glass and microwave on HIGH power for half a minute or so. - While that's going, rim the shot glasses with sugar - Pour heated Bailey's into shot glasses and serve immediately

Bailey The Sexy Beast
Bailey is sexy and if you have a down ward oppion I'll hurt you so bad cause i love this girl and i make alot jokes about her but its nothing hurtful but mostlikely sexual if you dont like kiss my italian ass

The Bail Bondsman
So lastnight we had some company and there was a guy over that Jimmy doesn't get along with too well, everything was quite ok until the three fifths of Jack were gone, then all hell broke loose!!! it went from a nice quiet little jam session to a scene from a Rocky movie!!! Enter the po-po and some handcuffs... They carted Jimmy and "goofball" off to the county, so me and "Lacey" had to go to the bail bondsman and get them out, luckily here the victim has to press charges or there is no case, and both decided not to press... However, they were both charged with drunkenness and disturbing the peace, minor offenses compared to aggravated assault!!! So, that was my hump day/night, how was your's??? XOXOXO, KK

Bailing Paris: Sheriff Lee Baca
Sometimes when you win, you really lose. At least that seems to be the theme for Paris Hilton, who was released from jail yesterday for a mysterious mental medical condition. She was released after serving three days of a 23-day sentence. With more public outcry than most mass murderers, media and concerned citizens made her the poster child for "buying freedom." Suddenly, without warning, the publicity beast she has gracefully embraced for more than a decade turned to bite her back. The decision to free Hilton prompted attorney L.A. city attorney Rocky Delgadillo to file a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton, led to media coverage that largely mocked the Hilton heiress, and convinced Rev. Al Sharpton to organize a march protest. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer then ordered Hilton to report to court today at 9 a.m."There are any number of cases of people who handled being incarcerated badly and even have health co

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Bail
This is fun to do. Just read the offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 - Ever got drunk HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk HIGH -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH , p

Bail
This is fun to do. Just read the offense' and if you've done it, you owe > that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your > total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to > confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. > > Smoked pot -- $10 > Did acid -- $5 > Ever had sex at church -- $25 > Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- > $40 > Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 > Had sex for money -- $100 > Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 > Vandalized something -- $20 > Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 > Beat up someone -- $20 > Been jumped -- $10 > Crossed dressed -- $10 > Given money to stripper -- $25 > Been in love with a stripper -- $20 > Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 > Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 > Ever drive drunk -- $20 - > Ever got drunk HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk HIGH -- > $50 > Used

Bailey's Irish Cream Cake
Ingredients Amount Ingredient Preparation 1 pkg cake mix, yellow 4 ounces pudding mix, instant chocolate 3/4 cups vegetable oil 1/8 cup water 1/4 cup vodka 3/8 cups liqueur irish cream style 4 large eggs Directions Combine cake mix, pudding mix, oil, water, vodka, liqueur and eggs in bowl. Beat until smooth. Pour into greased and floured 10 inch Bundt pan. Bake at 350 F 40 to 50 minutes or until done. Remove from pan and cool completely. Mix a glaze of Bailey's and powdered sugar to a thick consistency and drizzle over cake.

Bail Me Out...plz
I've been busted for sucking male parts in public...dang it anyway (I usually just don't get caught lol) If you would like to bail me out and keep me in your custody (ie: fu own me) please click on my photo to be linked to the auction and leave your bid as a photo comment... Thank you and happy bidding...please don't leave me in jail :) You have till April 29th at high noon (eastern time) to place your bid. :)

Bail Me Out Of Fu-jail
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Bailout???
bailout?? So now we are looking at paying the top 10 % 700 billion dollars....this is a very big number and some people don't have an idea of how much money that is. So to start i thought i might put it in perspective. if you work for minimum wage all year 40 hours a week you bring home 10,712. a single billion would pay for 93,353.25 (rounded to the nearest hundredth) minimum wage workers for a year. to put this into further prospective. according to bls.gov (bureau of labor statistics) there are approximately 1.9 million people working in the us at or below minimum wage. this bailout would pay for all their salaries (actually i rounded up to 2 million) for 32 years. One last approximation for you to consider. The war in Iraq has cost us less than this bailout will. the way this "bailout" is looking to be termed is just plain a bad idea. basically the mortgage backed securities that are running all our businesses into the ground are going to be bought by the us government,

Bailout Aig
I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved. Repay college loans – what a great boost to new gra

Bail Out
Here's a new twist on our financial crisis.. I'm against the $85,000,000,000 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 toAmerica in a ''We Deserve It Dividend''. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It Dividend'. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000. What would you do with $297,500 to $595,000 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay col

Bailout Bullshit!
First I don't think anyone should get bailed out. Yea, I know we are all going to perish if they don't bailout these giant corporations... But honestly--who fuking cares? Everyone I know can't get a job, is afraid of losing their job, lost their house, or is going to soon, especially when they lose their jobs and can't get another one. I see people not even looking because there is honestly no hope. Cap salarys for CEOs? What are you fuking kidding me? They didn't do their job why are they getting paid at all? Hell-fuking-O??? Unemployment isn't enough to live on unless you do not have taxes taken out...then you owe taxes at the end of the year when you are going to need that money to bail urself out of bullshit because the government sure as hell isnt' bailing the little guys out! We must have a bailout? Why? Let it burn. I don't think the American people care anymore. They fed us bullshit about not being in a recession soo long--for years... "We aren't in a recessio

Bail Out
If banks do not have money you can kiss many of the companies in the US goodbye. Companies (the jobs you work in) receive capital for growth and liquidity from lenders or shareholders. Mortgaged back securities are now worth less than their stated values. As a result they cant be sold. Further, the banks cant lend. The economy will, actually has, ground to a halt. This is not about AIG or any of the wall street firms, its about preventing a slide into a major recession, in which you can kiss your job and your home and your savings goodbye. This bailout had damn well better happen or we are in very serious peril. As to the grubby, selfish senior managers at major firms, I dont care if we fry them or have them boiled. However, that is not the issue anymore. What is done, is done. Deregulation and poor oversight over the past 20 years has done its work. Now it must be fixed. So stop spewing poorly informed anger and start praying for a fast bailout.

The Bailout Is On
US lawmakers publish rescue deal McCain and Obama back bail-out package US politicians have published a $700bn deal to bail out Wall Street and end the global credit crunch. The measure allows the Treasury to spend up to $700bn (£380bn) buying bad debts from ailing banks in the USA. In return the government will get a stake in these firms, the pay of bank bosses will be limited and the bail-out will be independently monitored. It is the biggest intervention in the markets since the Great Depression of the 1930s. Nancy Pelosi, the Democrat leader of the House of Representatives said the message to Wall Street was that "the party is over". She said the "bipartisan deal" was "not a bailout of Wall Street", but designed to ensure pensions, savings and jobs would be safe. The Democrat majority leader of the Senate, Harry Reid, said Americans had "every reason to be concerned and even angry" in the light of the "greed on Wall Street" and "unenforced regulatio

$85,000,000,000.00 Bailout
Hi Pals, I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It Dividend." To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife team has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? · Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. · Repay college loans -

Bailout
This is an email I sent to Tom Cole of the house of representives from Oklahoma. I know it is farfetched and will never happen in my lifetime but it sure gives food for thought. I read an idea online concerning the proposed bailout/rescue bill which has a $700b price tag. now as far fetched as this might sound to the US Gov - he proposed that the US Gov. for each Tax Paying citizen in the US that makes less than $1 mil per year - write a check to them for 1million dollars for debt consolidation, taxable income of course. which means after taxes approximately 1/2 of that would be comeing back in taxes. This would allow 99% of those tax payers to get completely out of debt. have a decent home. a new automobile (eco friendly of course) - make any moneys used to consolidate debts deductable as well as any money put into a health care account for future use for health care only. Also a tax break for the purchase of the eco friendly car. this bailout would only cost approximately 200 b

Bailout Passes Senate, House Foes Soften
WASHINGTON - After one spectacular failure, the $700 billion financial industry bailout found a second life Wednesday, winning lopsided passage in the Senate and gaining ground in the House, where Republicans opposition softened. ADVERTISEMENT Senators loaded the economic rescue bill with tax breaks and other sweeteners before passing it by a wide margin, 74-25, a month before the presidential and congressional elections. In the House, leaders were working feverishly to convert enough opponents of the bill to push it through by Friday, just days after lawmakers there stunningly rejected an earlier version and sent markets plunging around the globe. The measure didn't cause the same uproar in the Senate, where both parties' presidential candidates, Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama, made rare appearances to cast "aye" votes, as did Obama's running mate, Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware. In the final vote, 40 Democrats, 33 Republicans and independent Sen. Joe Lieber

Bailout
I am sure you are all aware of the news of late in regards to the Bailout Bill. I have not been into politics my entire life, but I came to find out that I was just one of the millions of "Sheeple" here in the United States that had been numbed into a bizarre sense of apathy for our government and all the atrocities they commit on a daily basis. They like it that way. They want you to stay home in front of the TV News and shake your head in frustration because you believe you have no say in anything. The current atrocity is this bailout bill running from the house to the senate. One wouldn't pass it, the other did, and now it is going back to the house again where the congressmen have had 3 days of being swayed to vote it in by the lobbyists and some now terrified sheeple. Terrified because the news told them a list of horrible things that would occur should this bill fail to pass. Google any of this...I dare you to put some investigation to this...it's just what they do not wan

Bail Out The People
This is OUR money, WE deserve it! I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,0 00 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans -

Bailout 2.0
Last week, the Obama administration announced new plans to "rescue" the economy with another round of bailouts. Heritage economists David John and James Gattuso explain the plan's flaws: http://members.myheritage.org/site/R?i=1BR7bAisaPY7jf5z-Ms1cA.. As announced [last] Tuesday by Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, the plan is a grab bag of policies of doubtful effectiveness and uncertain consequences financed with $2 trillion or more in taxpayer dollars. To make matters worse, key elements of the plan were merely placeholders lacking concrete details about how they would be actually work. One thing seems certain. These massive new programs will increase Washington's control over the financial system, placing politicians in the role of bank managers and hedge fund investors, to the long-term detriment of consumers and workers. Open letter: The 'stimulus' is horrible for America In an open letter to the Congress and the President of the United States, sent b

Bail Out Plan
i say screw, the big 3 and the banks..let the fall. or let the ceo's of those companys bail themselves out...they make at least 9 figures a yr...and no need for a ford employ to make 80,000 a year.....mb someone can buy them out and bring it back up....but my taxes should not bail them out!!

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Bainbridge Island Vineyards Greek Garlic Chicken
Ingredients 8 chicken legs (thighs and drumsticks attached; about 5 lb. total) 2/3 cup minced garlic (about 3 heads) 1/2 cup lemon juice 1/4 cup olive oil 2 1/2 tablespoons dried oregano 2 tablespoons coarse-ground pepper 1 to 2 tablespoons salt 1/4 cup chopped parsley Parsley sprigs Preparation 1. Rinse chicken, pat dry, and pull off and discard lumps of fat. Put legs in a rimmed 12- by 17-inch pan. 2. In a bowl, mix minced garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, oregano, pepper, and salt. Smear garlic mixture evenly over chicken, then arrange legs, cut side down, in a single layer. 3. Bake in a 375° oven until skin is well browned, about 1 1/2 hours (1 1/4 hours in a convection oven). After 45 minutes, baste chicken with pan juices every 10 to 15 minutes. 4. Transfer chicken to a warm platter. Skim and discard fat from drippings. Add 1/2 cup boiling water to pan, stir to loosen browned bits, and pour sauce into a bowl. 5. Scatter chopped parsley over chicken; garnis

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The Bait
It wasnt so much the look, it wasnt so much the billions of things she knows. Its the immediate feeling she got when she crossed the line to this place, where she found everything but nothing. A very unusual contraban with a flavor of spice, ingnites the whole hearted segragation of man. Random and instant in so many ways, but grounded and soft under the layers of protection. Pessimistic origins of old bricks layed, shattered in the grasp of a lord that the village had never before seen. Past the time where a lounge was a watering hole, it became the grounds for conspiracy theories and a place to have business meetings. Envy diggin deep into the soul and pain of a being who rages against it with all she has....But it always comes back...FIGHT IT! Infuriated by the times that are passing and pissed at the world for not making it go faster. Just the bait for another episode.

Bait
Once a little fisherman Went out to catch some fish. He thought he soon would have Enough to make a handsome dish. He sat alone on the riverbank Waiting for a bite. He sat so patiently From morning until night. He sometimes thought of bat and ball And other cheerful play, But the little fisherman Sat on all through the day. He felt hungry, So he ate some bread and cheese. But he was quite afraid to move And did not dare to sneeze. For he had been told that fish are quick Of hearing and of sight. And so he sat quite still Until the whinnying light. And not a fish had he caught, And now it was very late. And shall I tell you why it was? He quite forgot the bait!

~bait & Switch~
Ok here is the deal. One of my many sisters is going out on a date this comming weekend. The deal is that she has to bring somene with for the guy shes datings friend. Of course as my sister said you dont have to do anything. The odd part about it is that the guy my sister is going out with said that it had to be one of her sisters that had to go out with the friend?? Im grown i can take care of myself.. but here is the dilema. I really dont want to go but then again it is my sister??? what do yll think? or what would yll do???

Baited
I lovers V!!! He is teh awesome!! And he should totally keep his clothes on, because I lovers him for his mind and personality and not his naked body!!!! someone is going to think I want to lick his man lollipop..I just know it.

Baja Shrimp Salad
Prep: 15 min, plus chilling time. * 1 lb. cooked shrimp, thawed and drained * 1 cucumber, peeled, seeded and thinly sliced * 12 radishes, thinly sliced * 4 scallions, sliced * 1/2 cup white wine vinegar * 1 Tbs. sugar Combine all ingredients in a bowl and toss well. Chill. Per serving: calories 181, fat 2.6g, 13% calories from fat, cholesterol 196mg, protein 27.7g, carbohydrates 11.4g, fiber 2.1g, sugar 8.0g, sodium 200mg, diet points 3.9. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 1.1, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 0.0, Lean meat: 0.0, Fat: 0.1, Sugar: 0.2, Very lean meat protein: 3.4

Baka...
So i met this guy, who I thought was decent, it was the most odd thing. He was real nice and sweet at first, seemed to have his wits, but later, totally scared me off. Not 2 days after talking to me, he decides to tell me that im "his" And I quote... "You're mine!" he said that like 4 times, I guess staking his claim? Im not sure, it was a difficult thing to accept, because the feeling wasnt mutual. i hardly knew him and wasnt too comfy with him telling me I belonged to him. Especially since I didnt feel anything for him. I tried to see if it would level out, but every day, I dunno, he seemed to sink deeper and deeper into this rutt. he got a glimpse of my myspace, with pictures of me hugging my MALE friends, guys ive been chummy with for a good number of years. He was MAD, and got off the fone with me. then Sunday, he calls and acts like nothing is wrong, he was really chipper. It was kinda crazy. then when he tells me that he wants me to move to Ohio with him sometime this spring,

Baked Spaghett
2 lg. cans Manwich sauce 1 box Angel Hair spaghetti noodles 3 c. (1 lb. bag) Mozzarella cheese, shredded 1 lb. hamburger meat 1 tsp. garlic SALT Salt and pepper to taste (watch salt amount since garlic is salty) Brown hamburger meat with garlic salt, pepper, and salt. Drain off grease. Add Manwich sauce to meat and simmer for 10 minutes while boiling noodles (follow directions on box for cooking noodles). Preheat oven to 425 degrees. In oblong casserole baking dish spread a thin layer of hamburger sauce, then a layer of noodles, layer of sauce, layer of noodles, layer of sauce; top with the shredded cheese. Bake until cheese melts and brown (if desired).

Baked Rigatoni With Pork Ragu And Almonds (pasta Chi Civa)
Pasta chi Civa is traditionally served during Carnilivari (Mardi Gras) in Polizzi Generosa to fortify the revelers. Active time:1 3/4 hr Start to finish: 2 hr 35-oz can Italian plum tomatoes, including juice 1 medium onion, finely chopped 6 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 3/4 lb ground pork 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1/4 cup water 2 teaspoons sugar 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 3 tablespoons fine sea salt 1 1/8 cups whole almonds with skins (6 oz) 1/2 teaspoon almond extract 1/2 cup fresh bread crumbs 1 lb rigatoni 3/4 cup grated Pecorino Romano cheese (2 oz) Special equipment: a food mill fitted with disk with smallest holes (1 mm) Garnish: 2 tablespoons chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley Work tomatoes with juice through food mill set over a large bowl, scraping pulp from underside into bowl. Discard seeds and other solids remaining in mill. Preheat oven to 400°F. Cook onion in 3 tablespoons oil in a 3-quart heavy saucepan over modera

Baked Tacos
hese crispy tacos whip up easily in the oven with no frying. INGREDIENTS: * 12 corn tortillas * 1/4 cup oil * 1 1/2 cups seasoned ground beef, shredded beef or shredded chicken * 1 cup shredded cheddar * 3/4 cup seeded and diced tomatoes * 3/4 cup green onions * chile sauce (optional) * sour cream (optional) PREPARATION: Preheat the oven to 475 degrees. Coat each tortilla in oil. Fold in half and place fold side down in baking dish until all the tortillas are in. Fill each shell with your choice of cooked meat and shredded cheddar. Bake in oven for 5-10 minutes or until the tortillas start browning on the edges. Top with green onions and tomatoes or your choice of toppings

Baked Eggs Florentine
reparation Time: 5 minutes Cooking Time: 15 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 10 oz. frozen chopped spinach, thawed 1/2 cup half and half 1/4 tsp. grated nutmeg 8 eggs 1 cup Swiss cheesegrated, grated 4 slices pumpernickel rye bread, toasted, optional Instructions Preheat oven to temperature 325°F. Place spinach in a sieve and press to squeeze out as much water as possible. Spread spinach in bottom of 4 lightly buttered shallow ramekins or individual gratin dishes. Drizzle each with 1 Tbs. half and half. Season with nutmeg and salt and pepper to taste. Carefully break 2 eggs into each dish. Drizzle with remaining milk and sprinkle with cheese. Bake 12-15 minutes, until whites are just set and cheese is melted. Serve with toast if desired.

Baked Rigatoni And Pork
Preparation Time: 10 minutes Cooking Time: 25 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients 3/4 lb. rigatoni 2 Tbsps. extra virgin olive oil 1 lb. ground pork 1/8 tsp. freshly ground black pepper 1 Tbsp. minced garlic 1/2 cup chicken broth 1 cup heavy cream 1/8 tsp. saffron 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 1/4 cup chopped fresh Italian parsley 1/2 tsp. dried mint 1-1/2 cups shredded Asiago cheese Instructions In a large saucepot over high heat, bring 3 quart water to boiling. Add salt to taste and the rigatoni. Cook until just al dente, 6-8 minutes. Drain and transfer to a 1 1/2 quart baking dish. Meanwhile, in a large skillet over medium-high heat, heat the oil. Add the pork and cook, stirring, until no longer pink, 3-4 minutes. Season with salt and pepper and add the garlic. Cook 1 minute longer and stir in the broth, cream, saffron, cinnamon, parsley, and mint. Simmer 3-4 minutes and stir in one-third of the Asiago. Heat the oven to temperature 500°F. Pour the cream mixture ove

Baked Fruit With Crispy Topping
This is an easy dessert you can throw together in minutes using almost any fruit combination found in your refrigerator. Top with ice cream, sweetened whipped cream, or masacarpone cheese. :Serves 6 3 Apples, Peeled, Cored And Cut Into 1 Inch Cubes 3 Pears Peeeled, Cored, And Cut Into 1 Inch Cubes 4 - 5 Cups Mixed Frozen Berries (I Used Blackberries And Raspberries), Thawed And Drained 1 Cup Sugar 2 Teaspoons Lemon Juice 2 Tablespoons All-purpose Flour For Topping: 1/2 Cup Toasted Almonds, Finely Ground 1 Cup Regular Oats 1 1/2 Cup All-purpose Flour 3/4 Cup Brown Sugar 1 Teaspoon Cinnamon Dash Of Salt 1 Cup Unsalted Butter Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. F. Mix together the fruits, white sugar, lemon juice and flour. Butter an oval gratin dish (3 quart size), and place the fruit evenly in the dish. In another bowl, add the dry ingredients and mix. Cut the butter into pieces, and add it to the dry ingredients. Begin to rub the butter

Baked Honeyed Figs
When fresh figs are in season, this is a delicious way to prepare them. You can serve these figs over ice cream, alongside a slice of sponge cake, or on their own topped with a little heavy cream and a sprinkling of cinnamon. : Serves 4 12 Fresh Black Figs 1 Teaspoon Grated Orange Or Lemon Zest 1/4 Cup Fresh Orange Juice 2 Tablespoons Honey Preheat over to 350 F. Remove stems from figs and arrange the figs in ovenproof dish, pressing down lightly to flatten bottoms so that figs will stand upright. Mix the orange zest, juice, and honey together and pour over the figs. Bake until the figs are tender and the syrup has thickened, about 20 minutes. Cool and serve as desired.

Baked Paprika-parmesan Chicken
Prep Time: 15 Minutes Cook Time: 1 Hour 15 Minutes Ready In: 1 Hour 30 Minutes Servings: 4 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 2 teaspoons paprika * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1 egg, beaten * 2 tablespoons milk * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1/4 cup butter, melted DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Coat a shallow baking dish with nonstick cooking spray. 2. Combine flour, parmesan, paprika, salt, and pepper in a bowl. In a separate bowl, whisk together the egg and milk. Dip the chicken in the egg, then dredge in the flour mixture. Place in the baking dish, and pour the melted butter evenly over the chicken. 3. Bake for about 1 hour and 15 minutes in the preheated oven, until the cheese has browned, and the chicken has cooked.

Baked Cranberry Sauce
"This brandy baked cranberry sauce is simply delicious." Original recipe yield: 16 servings. Prep Time: 5 Minutes Cook Time: 1 Hour Ready In: 1 Hour 5 Minutes Servings: 16 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 4 cups fresh cranberries * 2 cups white sugar * 1/3 cup brandy DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C). 2. In a baking dish, mix the cranberries and sugar. 3. Bake 1 hour in the preheated oven, stirring often. Mix in the brandy to serve.

Baked Pineapple
This is a wonderful side dish to add a little something special to green beans and mashed potatoes. It is so delicious you will think you could eat it for dessert. Originally submitted to ThanksgivingRecipe.com. " Original recipe yield: 6 serving. Servings: 6 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 (20 ounce) can unsweetened pineapple chunks * 3 tablespoons white sugar * 6 tablespoons butter, melted * 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 5 ounces shredded Cheddar cheese * 25 buttery round crackers, crumbled DIRECTIONS: 1. Drain pineapple, reserving 3 tablespoons juice. 2. Combine pineapple, reserved juice, sugar, butter or margarine, flour, and cheese. Mix well. Spoon mixture into a buttered 1 1/2 quart baking dish; top with cracker crumbs. 3. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes, or until bubbly.

Baked Seafood Au Gratin
This was my Mom's favorite seafood recipe, she is now 88, I am 60 and this is my all time favorite seafood recipe also. I have had guests, who, when invited to dinner, specifically request this to be served." Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 1 Hr 20 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 onion, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 1 cup butter, divided * 1 cup all-purpose flour, divided * 1 pound fresh crabmeat * 4 cups water * 1 pound fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1/2 pound small scallops * 1/2 pound flounder fillets * 3 cups milk * 1 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese * 1 tablespoon distilled white vinegar * 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 pinch ground black pepper * 1 dash hot pepper sauce * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. In a heavy skillet, saute the onion and the pepper in 1/2 cup of butter. Cook until

Baked Fruited Popcorn
Title: Baked Fruited Popcorn Yield: 1 Ingredients: 7 cups Cooked Popcorn 1 cup Pecans pieces 3/4 cups Candied red cherries; cut up 3/4 cups Brown sugar; packed 6 tablespoons Butter or margerine 3 tablespoons Light corn syrup 1/4 teaspoons Baking soda 1/4 teaspoons Vanilla Remove all unpopped kernals from popcorn. In a 17x12x12 " baking pan, combine popcorn, pecans and cherries. In a 1 quart saucepan combine brown sugar, butter and corn syrup. Cook and stir over medium heat until butter melts and mixture comes to a boil. Cook over low heat 5 minutes more. Remove from heat. Stir in baking soda and vanilla. Pour mixture over popcorn; gently stir to ccoat popcorn mixture. Bake in 300~ oven for 15 minutes;stir. Bake 5-10 minutes more. Remove popcorn to large bowl, cool Posted to recipelu-digest Volume 01 Number 652 by RecipeLu on Jan 31, 1998

Baked Chicken With Vegetables
Ingredients: 4 sliced potatoes 6 sliced carrots 1 large quartered onion 1 raw chicken - cleaned and cut into pieces, skin removed 1/2 cup water 1 teaspoon thyme 1/4 teaspoon pepper Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 2. Place potatoes, carrots and onions in a large roasting pan. 3. Put chicken pieces on top of the vegetables. 4. Mix water, thyme and pepper. Pour over chicken and vegetables. 5. Spoon juices over chicken once or twice during cooking. 6. Bake at 400 degrees for one hour or more until browned and tender. Nutritional Information: 160 Calories; 32g Total Carbohydrates; 2g Total Fat; 0g Saturated Fat; 15mg Cholesterol; 6g Protein; 310mg Sodium; 5 g Fiber

Baked Egg Rolls With Dipping Sauces
Ingredients: vegetable cooking spray 1/8 teaspoon dark sesame oil 1/2 cup egg substitute 1 3.2-ounce package fresh shiitake mushrooms, cleaned, stems removed, and thinly sliced 2 cups bean sprouts 2 cups shredded Napa cabbage 1 1/2 tablespoons grated fresh ginger 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch 1 tablespoon reduced-sodium soy sauce 2 tablespoons water 8 7-inch egg roll wrappers 1 egg white beaten with one tablespoon water Sweet and Hot Dipping Sauce purchased Chinese mustard sauce (optional) 2 tablespoons prepared horseradish 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar 2 tablespoons reduced-sodium soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon sugar substitute Instructions: 1. Lightly coat a small nonstick saute pan with cooking spray, then add sesame oil. Place over a medium heat and add the egg substitute. Cook until set, and then turn. Slide onto a plate and cool. Slice into thin 1-inch-long strips and set aside. 2. Lightly coat a nonstick skillet big enough for the vegetables and add the mushro

Baker's® One Bowl Spider Web Brownies
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 57 min Makes: 32 servings, 1 brownie each 4 squares BAKER'S Unsweetened Baking Chocolate 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine 2 cups sugar 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 1 cup flour 1 cup coarsely chopped PLANTERS Pecans (optional) 1 jar (7 oz.) JET-PUFFED Marshmallow Creme 1 square BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted LINE 13x9-inch baking pan with foil, with ends of foil extending over sides of pan to form handles. Grease foil. MICROWAVE unsweetened chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Add sugar; mix well. Stir in eggs and vanilla. Add flour and nuts; mix well. Spread into prepared pan. BAKE at 350°F for 30 to 35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out with fudgy crumbs. (Do not overbake.) Immediately drop marshmallow creme by spoonfuls over hot brownies; spread evenly over top of brownies. Cool in pan. Lift out

Baked Chicken With Red Wine
1 chicken (3 to 4 pounds), cut into serving pieces 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon rubbed sage 1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary, crumbled Garlic powder or fresh minced, to taste Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 red wine 1 tablespoon olive oil, optional 1 cup coarsely chopped pecans Preheat oven to 3750 F. Arrange chicken pieces in 13 x 9 x 2 baking dish. Sprinkle with seasonings. Pour wine over all. Drizzle with olive oil. Sprinkle with chopped pecans. Cover with foil and bake for 30 minutes. Remove foil; continue to bake until chicken is thoroughly cooked, approximately 30 minutes. If browner chicken is desired, place under broiler for a few minutes, being careful not to burn pecans. Variations: Add dijon-style mustard and/or Worcestershire sauce to wine before pouring over chicken pieces.

Baked Catfish Supreme
2 lb Farm-raised catfish fillets 1 ts Salt 1/2 ts White pepper 1 Lemon; juice of 4 tb Minced parsley 1 c Mayonnaise 1/4 ts Paprika Sprinkle fish fillets with satl and pepper; place in greased baking dish. Add lemon juice and parsley to mayonnaise and spread over fillets. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes, or until fish flakes easily when tested with a fork. Sprinkle with paprika before serving.

Baker's® One Bowl Banana Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 3 hr 15 min Makes: 12 servings 35 NILLA Wafers, divided 1/4 cup BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut, toasted 2 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided 1 large banana, sliced 1/2 square BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, shaved into curls (see Tip) COVER bottom of 9-inch springform pan with wax paper. Stand 12 of the wafers vertically on end around edge of prepared pan. Coarsely crush remaining 23 wafers; sprinkle evenly onto bottom of pan. Top with coconut; set aside. POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the whipped topping. Spread half of the pudding mixture over coconut in crust; cover with layers of bananas and the remaining pudding mixture. Top with the remaining 1 cup whipped topping. REFRIGERATE at least 3 hours or overnight. Top with

Bakewell Tart
6oz shortcrust pastry (could use Pepperidge farm sheets or pie crusts) 2 tbsp raspberry jam 2oz margarine 2oz caster sugar 1 egg 1oz self-raising flour 2oz ground almonds 1 tbsp milk Few drops of almond essence To decorate: flaked almonds Roll out pastry. Line 20cm (8in) pie dish. Trim edges and reserve pastry. Spread jam over base of pastry. Cream together margarine and sugar. Beat in egg, fold in flour, ground almonds, milk and essence. Spread mixture evenly over jam. Roll out pastry trimmings and cut into 12mm (1/2in) strips. Lay criss-cross over tart, seal edge with water. Arrange flaked almonds between pastry strips. Bake until golden brown. 375 F 20=30 mins 200°C 20-30 mins.

Baked Salmon
Baked Salmon Ingredients: â€¢ 4 salmon fillets, about 1 pound (450g) â€¢ 4 hajikami pickled ginger shoots(you can find in some sores and most Asian stores Marinade â€¢ 3 tablespoons soy sauce â€¢ 2 tablespoons sake â€¢ 5 tablespoons mirin â€¢ peel of 1 yuzu, grated Place the salmon fillets in a casserole or other wide shallow dish. In a small bowl, combine the ingredients for the marinade and mix well. Pour over the salmon slices, and marinate for 4 to 5 hours. Preheat the oven to 350Â°F (180Â°C) and cook the marinated salmon for 10 minutes, until golden brown. Serve each fillet with a shoot of hajikami pickled ginger

Baked Ham And Pineapple Rings
Ingredients: 1 (3 inch) thick center cut ham slice 1 (20 ounce) can sliced pineapple in syrup undrained 1 cup cider vinegar 1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger Directions: Trim fat from ham. Place ham in a baking dish just large enough to hold it. Drain pineapple reserving juice. Add remaining ingredients to juice and mix well. Spoon over ham. Cover and chill 3 to 4 hours or overnight. Uncover and bake at 300 degrees F for 2 hours; basting occasionally. Arrange pineapple slices over ham. Baste with sauce and bake 1 additional hour; basting frequently. This recipe for Baked Ham and Pineapple Rings serves/makes 4

Bakers Dozen 13 Line Poem ;)
I'll hold you here and forever Always so close to your side Know that I'll never leave you You are the reason I glide Love me once and forever Me is a word I wont say When you stand here beside me You is there where I'll stay. Smile as you read these words dear. For I think you missed just one line. Our love is a love so sincere. Love, just read down the line. 13 lines in all ;)

~~bakers Viagra~~
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me."

Baked Chicken With Sour Cream
Chicken baked with sour cream and paprika and lemon juice and other seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup sour cream * 2 1/2 to 3 tablespoons lemon juice * 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 teaspoon paprika * 1 garlic clove, finely minced * 1/4 teaspoon seasoned salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 4 to 6 boneless chicken breast halves * 1 1/2 cups fine plain dry bread crumbs PREPARATION: Combine sour cream, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, paprika, garlic, seasoned salt, and pepper in a large bowl. Place chicken pieces in the bowl, turning to coat thoroughly. Cover and refrigerate overnight.Remove chicken and coat well with the bread crumbs. Arrange chicken in a greased shallow baking pan. Bake at 350° for 45 minutes, until chicken is tender and juices run clear. Serves 4 to 6.

Baked Apples With Butterscotch Topping
Baked Apples with Butterscotch Topping Preparation time: 20 minutes Baking time: 45 to 60 minutes Yield: 4 servings 4 baking apples (McIntosh, Rome Beauty, Golden Delicious, or Granny Smith) Half of a lemon 1/2 cup raisins 2 tablespoons honey 3/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans 1/2 cup butterscotch topping 1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. 2. Core the apples (don't cut them in half) using an apple corer. Remove the peel from the upper 1/3 of the apple. To prevent browning, rub the peeled part of the apple with the lemon and squeeze a few drops of lemon juice inside each cut apple. Place the apples in a 9-inch square baking dish. In a small bowl, combine the raisins, honey, and 2 tablespoons of the chopped nuts. Stuff each apple with the raisin mixture. Pour a little bit of water in the bottom of the pan, about 1/4-inch deep. 3. Bake, uncovered, until the apples are tender (not mushy), from 45 to 60 m

Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken
Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken Daydreaming about the warm weather again? Well, you won't need to fire up the grill to have a little taste of summer in the form of this tangy BBQ chicken, which bakes to perfection in the oven. Why not bake a few potatoes at the same time? Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon margarine * 1 chopped onion * 2 1/2 pounds skinless chicken pieces * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/2 cup tomato sauce or ketchup * 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon prepared mustard * 1 cup water Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. In a skillet over medium heat, melt the margarine. Add the onion to the skillet. Place the chicken in a casserole dish. Add the remaining ingredients to the onion and boil for 3 minutes. Pour over the chicken. Bake, uncovered, for 1 hour.

Baked Cheesy Cauliflower~
Baked Cheesy Cauliflower 1 head of cauliflower 2 Tbl flour 2 Tbl butter 1 Cup milk salt and pepper 1/2 Cup green onions chopped 2 T. chopped roasted pepper 1 Cup sharp cheese grated 1/2 Cup buttered breadcrumbs Cook cauliflower in boiling water for 8 minutes. Use enough water so that it covers the cauliflower. Water should be boiling when you add the cauliflower. At the end of 8 minutes, remove cauliflower from water and rinse with cold water to stop the cooking. Drain while preparing sauce. Melt butter in a small saucepan. Add flour and stir until blended. Gradually add milk, stirring until smooth and thick. Add salt, pepper, roasted pepper, green onions and cheese. Stir until cheese has melted. Place cauliflower in a baking dish that has been sprayed with oil. Pour sauce over cauliflower. Sprinkle with the breadcrumbs. Bake at 375°F. for 25 minutes or until slightly browned. Serves 4 - 6.

Baked Salmon Dijon
Ingredients 1 cup(s) sour cream, light or fat-free 2 teaspoon dill weed, dried 3 tablespoon scallion(s) (green onions) 2 tablespoon mustard, dijon-style 2 tablespoon lemon juice 1 1/2 pounds fish, salmon fillet 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon pepper, black Preparation 1. Whisk sour cream, dill, onion, mustard, and lemon juice in a small bowl. 2. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Lightly oil baking sheet with cooking spray. 3. Place salmon, skin-side down, on prepared sheet. Sprinkle with garlic powder and pepper, then spread with the sauce. 4. Bake salmon until just opaque in the center, about 20 minutes.

Baked Ziti With Four Cheeses
Baked Ziti with Four Cheeses One of this ultra-cheesy dish's many virtues is that you can assemble it ahead of time, keep it in the fridge and just pop it in the oven when you're ready for dinner. Another plus is that kids love it! Use homemade tomato sauce if you have some on hand. Credit: ILovePasta.org Servings: 10 Ingredients: * 1 pound ziti, uncooked * 1 (32-ounce) jar pasta sauce * 1 cup low-fat cottage cheese * 3/4 cup parsley, chopped * 4 ounces Parmesan cheese, grated * 8 ounces part-skim mozzarella cheese * 4 ounces provolone cheese, cut in quarters Directions: Cook the pasta according to the package directions; drain. Coat a 13-by-9-by-2-inch baking dish with cooking spray; set aside. Place a thin layer of sauce in the bottom of the prepared dish. Continue making layers of pasta, cottage cheese, parsley, sauce, pasta, Parmesan cheese, pasta, mozzarella, parsley, pasta, sauce and parsley. Sprinkle provolone on top.

Baked Parmesan Chicken
1/2 cup all purpose flour 1/2 cup parmesan cheese (grated) 2 tsp dried basil leaves 1 tsp dried oregano leaves 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp garlic 1/4 cup butter 1/3 cup milk 6 split chicken breasts Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In 13x9in baking pan melt butter in oven. Meanwhile in bowl mix all ingredients exept milk and chicken. Dip chicken breasts in milk and then coat in flour mixture. Dip chicken in butter then place skin side up in pan. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes or until chicken is fork tender and golden brown. (Parmesan cheese forms a crunchy coating on this oven-baked chicken.)

Baked Beans
If this doesn't make you laugh out loud, nothing will........ Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odour of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three la

Baked Beans
Baked Beans Baked Beans - This is hilarious! (This one is much too cute not to share. Enjoy! Be sure to grab a tissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll cry!) One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight

Baked Asparagus Toast With Zesty Cheese Sauce
Baked Asparagus Toast with Zesty Cheese Sauce This amazing high-piled open-face sandwich really has it all -- except meat. Credit: Vegetarian Sandwiches: Fresh Fillings for Slices, Pockets, Wraps and Rolls by Paulette Mitchell Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 tablespoons flour * 1 cup milk * 1 cup (4 ounces) finely shredded cheddar cheese * 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard * Salt to taste * 1/8 teaspoon cayenne, or to taste * 4 slices whole-wheat bread or 2 whole-wheat English muffins, halved * Mustard for spreading * 12 asparagus spears (16 or 20 if the asparagus is very thin) * 1 tablespoon butter * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 3 cups (15 ounces) sliced cremini mushrooms * 4 (1/2-inch-thick) tomato slices * Dash sweet paprika, preferably Hungarian Directions: To begin: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly coat an 8-by-10-inch baking pan with cooking spray. To make the sauce:

Baked Stuffed Shrimp With Clam Stuffing
3 c. chopped surf clams 5 oz. clarified butter 3 c. ground Ritz crackers 1/2 heaping tbsp. horseradish 1/2 heaping tbsp. dry mustard 1/2 tbsp. lemon juice 1/2 tbsp. Worcestershire 3/4-1 lb. peeled & deveined lg. uncooked shrimp 1. Drain clams. Place in mixing bowl. 2. Mix with crushed Ritz 3. In another mixing bowl mix butter, horseradish, dry mustard, lemon juice and Worcestershire. 4. Add to clams Ritz; mix well. 5. Layout shrimp in an ovenproof casserole dish. Cover with clam mixture. Bake 15-20 minutes at 425 degrees.

Baked Cheese Olives
Baked Cheese Olives 1/2 cup butter 1 cup all-purpose flour 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon hot pepper sauce (your favorite) 40 large green olives, with pimento In a medium-size bowl, cream butter. Mix in flour, cheese, paprika, cumin, and hot sauce. Cover bowl and refrigerate at least an hour (can be made ahead a day ahead). Dry olives on paper towels. With a ball of cheese mixture that is close in size to the olive, flatten the cheese mixture in your palm, plop the olive in the center, work the mixture up around the olive, and then very gently roll it around between your palms. Make sure the cheese mixture completely seals in the olive. Repeat with remaining olives. Place the cheese-wrapped olives on a parchment-lined baking sheet and place in freezer until frozen. Once frozen, you can store in resealable plastic bags in the freezer until you are read to bake them. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. If you are

Baked Beans
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, t

Baked Fish With Spinach
1 1/2 c. chopped onion 1/2 c. parsley 1 1/2 c. canned tomatoes 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. salt 2 tbsp. lemon juice 1 lb. fresh, frozen, or canned spinach 1/4 c. cooking oil 1/2 c. chopped fresh dill (or 1 tbsp. dried) 3 lbs. fish, whole 2 cloves garlic, minced In large skillet, saute onions in oil until soft. Add garlic, tomatoes, parsley dill, salt and pepper. Simmer 10 minutes. Sprinkle fish lightly with salt and lemon juice. Arrange tomato mixture in 9 x 13 x 2 inch baking dish. Lay fish over top and arrange spinach around it. Pour wine over all. Cover with aluminum foil and bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 30 minutes. Uncover and continue baking for 15 minutes longer. (Low-cholesterol, fat-controlled recipe).

Baked Italian Style Lasagna
2 lbs. ricotta cheese (Italian at deli) 1 c. grated Parmesan cheese 2 lg. Grade AA eggs 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 tbsp. ground basil leaves 2 lbs. lasagna noodles (Italian) 2 c. homemade tomato sauce (Italian) In a large mixing bowl, combine ricotta, Parmesan cheese, eggs, salt and pepper; set aside. Pour in 1 tablespoons ground basil in cheese mixture. Prepare 8- quart pot for boiling noodles and 1 long baking pan; noodles. Put cold water in pot. Boil. Place a little oil and pinch of salt in water. Cook noodles in water that is boiled for 10 minutes, drain partially. Set oven to 375 degrees, prepare a 9x13x2 inch baking pan. Begin to layer pan with noodles, then ricotta mix, then sauce. Continue until all used or pan is filled. Bake at 375 degrees for 1 hour. Let cool, cover with foil. Refrigerate overnight. Tastes better next day reheated. Sprinkle Parmesan cheese and oregano to taste on last layer for color and taste.

Baked Chicken With Cream Gravy
1 (3 lb.) fryer or you can use just breasts or legs and thighs 1 stick butter lg. can Carnation Evaporated milk Flour A little salt and pepper as desired. Shake chicken in paper bag with flour. Melt butter in baking dish in oven. Remove and lay chicken, skin side up, in dish with butter. Pour milk over all and a little water. Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes to an hour, adding a little water as needed. Turn chicken over during baking. Serve with rice. This cream gravy is very good.

Baked Potatoes Supreme
2 large Idaho potatoes, baked 1 egg, hard cooked, peeled, and grated coarsely 4 cups broccoli, chopped (optional) 1/2 cup grated mozzarella cheese (reserve a few spoonfuls for topping) 4 strips bacon, sautéed and crumbled or chopped 4 teaspoons butter (2 for each potato) 1/4 cup sour cream 1/3 teaspoon each salt and pepper Wash and cut up broccoli (optional), set aside. Scrub potatoes, then rub with a small amount of vegetable, peanut or olive oil. Cook in microwave until fork tender, about 10 minutes, depending on size of potatoes and wattage of your oven. While potatoes are cooking, steam or simmer broccoli until just tender but still crisp. When broccoli becomes a bright green, drain, remove from heat and return to pan with cover briefly to finish cooking. If broccoli becomes an olive green, it's overcooked. Cut an oval circle from top of potatoes and scoop out meat while still hot. In a small bowl, mash together with cheese, bacon, and sour cream and butter and c

Baked Ziti
Baked ziti is comprised of three components; sauce, filling (much like a stuffed shell or ravioli filling) and cooked pasta. These are assembled after being prepared, then baked before serving. The final result is reminiscent of lasagna, but much easier and faster to prepare. It's sure to become your family's weeknight favorite! Preparation and Assembly: 1 lb. ziti pasta, cooked al denté (to the tooth) 2-3 tablespoons Parmesan or Romano, for sprinkling olive oil, to drizzle on top before baking Prepare sauce (following directions below) at least one hour in advance. Stir together ingredients for Ricotta filling mixture (recipe found below). Cook ziti according to directions on package, watching carefully (do not overcook). Drain pasta and return to pan. Add sauce to ziti in pan, continuing to stir and adding additional sauce as needed to coat well. Butter the bottom of an oven-proof casserole (or a lasagne dish) and spread cooked ziti in buttered casserole. Sp

Baked Stuffed Red Snapper
1 whole red snapper, cleaned (3 to 4 lb.) Salad oil 1/2 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper STUFFING: 1/4 c. butter 1/2 c. finely chopped onion 1/3 c. finely chopped celery 1/4 c. finely chopped green pepper 1 sm. tomato, chopped 2 c. soft bread crumbs 1/4 c. chopped parsley 1/4 c. coarsely chopped pecans 1/2 tsp. salt Dash pepper : 6 thin orange slices 6 thin lime slices Juice of 1/2 lime 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Wash fish under cold water, pat dry with paper towels. Rub lightly with oil and sprinkle, inside and out, with 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. 3. Make stuffing: in butter in skillet, saute onion, celery and green pepper until onion is soft. Add tomato, bread crumbs, parsley and pecans. Season with 1/2 teaspoon salt, and dash of pepper. 4. Spoon stuffing into cavity; close opening with skewers or wooden picks. 5. Place fish in greased, shallow roasting pan. Arrange alternating, slightly overlapping slices of orange and lime over

Baked Ling Cod With Lemon-garlic Butter Sauce
1 (2-pound) fillet of ling cod Olive oil Salt and Pepper 1 Prepare the sauce.* 2 Arrange an oven rack so that when the fish is on a baking pan in the oven it will be 4 to 5 inches from the heat. Preheat the oven to 350°F. 3 Rinse the fillet in cold water, cut into 2 (1-pound) pieces. Remove any bones with fish-bone tweezers or (spotless clean) pliers. Lay out flat in a aluminum foil lined baking pan. Rub some olive oil over both sides of the pieces, enough to coat. Sprinkle both sides with a few shakes of salt and pepper. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes, until just done. To test, use the tip of a knife to gently cut into the thickest part of the fillet. The fish is done when the fish has just turned from translucent to opaque at the center. Once you pull the fish out of the oven it will continue to cook for a few minutes. (Check this the informative video on this web page: How to Tell When Fish is Done. Serves 4. *Lemon-Garlic Butter Sauce (also posted here) This reci

Baked Brie
1 tube of refrigerated Pillsbury crescent dinner rolls 1 round or wedge of Brie cheese Raspberry Jam, or other sweet jam Brown sugar 1/4 cup of maple syrup Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. On a stick-free cookie sheet, lay out the crescent rolls flat; put brie round or wedge on top. Spread jam on brie, fold crescent rolls over top. Drizzle maple syrup over rolls and place a handful of brown sugar on top. Bake at 350º for 25 minutes. Let cool for 10 minutes before serving. Serve with crackers and apple slices.

Baked Beans
OK FIRST TO LET U KNOW ALL THESE RECIPES CAN CHANGE DAY TO DAY DEPENDING WHATS IN UR CABINET OR FRIDGE,,,THESE RECIPES HAVE NO BOOKS,, JUST OUT OF MY PERSONAL NOTEBOOK OF RECIPES,, ITS HARD TO PUT MEASUREMENTS ON SOMETHING UR USED TO "PINCH HERE PINCH THERE". THIS IS ALL HOW I GOT THE HILLBILLIE NAME!!!!! ALOT OF THE RECIPES ARE JUST IN MY HEAD TOO!!! THAT SAID ON TO THE FIRST RECIPE BAKED BEANS: 1 CAN BAKED BEANS 2 CAN BLACK BEANS 1 CAN BUTTER BEANS 1 CAN KIDNEY BEANS 1 CHOPPED ONION 1/2 LBS BACON(JUST DICE AND THROW IN)(CAN USE HAM) 1/4 CUP MOLASSAS(WHATEVER SYRUP U HAVE WILL WORK) 1/4 CUP TOMATO SAUCE OR KETCHEP(CANNED DICED TOMATOS WORK TO) 1/8 CUP MUSTARD OR A SQUIRT 1 CUP WATER IF U LIKE UR BEANS JUICY 1/2 CUP BROWN SUGAR(IF NOT USE MORE SYRUP OR WHITE SUGAR) MIX ALL TOGETHER IN A POT AND COOK ALL DAY ON SIMMER OR TO UR TASTE...U CAN USE THE BEANS U HAVE ON THE SHELF THOSE JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE ONES I USED TODAY

Baked Chimichangas
Ingredients: * 1 lb skinless, boneless chicken breast * 1 jar of Mexican picante sauce * 2 tbsp cumin powder (or to taste) * 1 16 oz can black beans * 8 large flour tortillas * 1 package Mexican-blend shredded cheese Salsa, guacamole and sour cream Method Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cut chicken into bite size pieces. In a large skillet combine picante, cumin and chicken. Saute until chicken is cooked thoroughly; remove from heat. Drain and rinse black beans in a colander; add to chicken mixture. Place large spoonfuls of mixture into a tortilla, add cheese and wrap like a burrito, folding sides in. Spray a baking sheet with cooking spray; place chimichangas on sheet and spray tops with cooking spray. Bake about 20 minutes or until tops are golden brown. Serve with fresh salsa, guacamole and sour cream. Notes: Number of servings: 8 Chimichangas

Baked Chicken Pineapple
INGREDIENTS: * 1 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed * salt and pepper * 3 to 4 pounds chicken parts or split breasts * 10 to 12 green onions, thinly sliced * 1 cup pineapple juice * 2 teaspoons finely chopped candied ginger * 4 slices pineapples, halved PREPARATION: Combine the salt, pepper, and rosemary; rub the chicken parts thoroughly. Place the chicken in a shallow baking pan and sprinkle with the chopped green onions. Mix the pineapple juice and candied ginger and pour over all.Bake, uncovered, in a 375° oven for about 45 to 55 minutes, or until chicken is done. Baste with juices several times. About 10 to 15 minutes before the chicken is done, arrange the pineapple slices on chicken pieces. Serves 4 to 6.

Baked Tropical Spareribs Recipe
Pineapple, pomegranate, and lime flavor the barbecue sauce for oven-baked spareribs giving them a tropical flair. No grill necessary, and the ingredients are available year-round. Perfect for a taste of summer in the winter. The tropical barbecue sauce is delicious on any type of ribs, burgers, and chicken or use as a dipping sauce. INGREDIENTS: * Tropical Barbecue Sauce: * 1 teaspoon butter * 1/2 cup sweet onions, finely chopped * 3/4 cup light brown sugar * 1 Tablespoon dry mustard * 1 cup cider vinegar * 1 cup (8 ounces) crushed pineapple, undrained * 3/4 cup ketchup * Juice of 1 lime * 1/2 cup pomegranate juice * 2 Tablespoons soy sauce * 1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * . * Spareribs: * 5 pounds pork spareribs cut into 2 to 3 rib pieces * Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 425 F. Line a shallow baking pan with nonstick foil. Place sweet onions in butte

Baked Chicken And Spinach Stuffing
Ingredients 1. 3 tablespoons maple-flavored syrup 2. 2 tablespoons peach preserves 3. 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 4. 2 (8 ounce) bone-in skin-on chicken breasts 5. 1/4 teaspoon salt 6. 1/4 teaspoon pepper 7. 9 Pillsbury(R) Dunkables(R) frozen homestyle waffle sticks 8. 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 9. 1/2 cup chopped onion 10. 1/4 cup chicken broth 11. 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning 12. 1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh sage 13. 1 tablespoon beaten egg white 14. 1 (9 ounce) box Green Giant(R) frozen spinach, thawed, drained 15. 1 tablespoon chopped pecans Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 723 kcal * | * Carbohydrates: 70 g * | * Dietary Fiber: 3 g * | * Fat: 25 g * | * Protein: 53 g * | * Sugars: 33 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Cooking

Baked Halibut W/savory Rice Dressing
6 (6 oz.) portions of halibut fillets DRESSING 2 cups minute rice prepared as directed on package 2 green onions, sliced (including green tops) 2 tsp. chopped dill 16 pitted black olives, sliced 4 tbsp. slivered almonds (optional) 1 egg, lightly beaten Mix above ingredients together. Cut halibut fillets in half. Place one portion on greased baking pan. Place about 1/4 cup Rice Mixture on top and place other half of fish portion on top. Bake at 375º F for about 25 minutes, or until fish flakes easily. Serve with a creamy dill sauce.

Bakersfield
im here in bakersfiled trying to start a new life over again so that i could be closer to my girl because that i luv her so much to death that i would do anything for and she know that cause i always used to make the 100 mile trips from hollywood to see her but now that im up here hopefully this time around everything woould turn out allright

Baked Mini Meat Loaves
This is a great meal to serve for your whole family. Let your kids eat their own personal mini meat loaf. Ingredients 3/4 lb. ground beef or 1/4 lb. lean ground pork 1/2 lb. lean ground beef 3/4 C. uncooked oatmeal 1/4 onion, grated 1/4 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper Directions Mix all ingredients together. Form into 4 loaves about 2 inches high. Place in large ungreased baking pan. Bake at 375 degrees until brown and cooked through, about 25 to 30 minutes. Pour fat from pan before serving. Makes 4 servings.

Baked Macaroni With Chicken And Cheese
serves 4 8 ounces macaroni 1 rotisserie roasted chicken 1 cup prepared Alfredo sauce 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Preheat oven to 350°F. Cook macaroni according to package directions; drain. Meanwhile, remove meat from chicken. Discard skin and bones. Cut chicken into 1-inch pieces and set aside. In a large bowl, combine macaroni, chicken, Alfredo sauce and Monterey Jack cheese. Mix well and transfer to a 2-quart baking dish. Top with Parmesan cheese and bake until bubbly and lightly browned on top, about 20 minutes. Serve warm.

Baked Drumsticks With Potatoes
* 8 large chicken drumsticks * 2 large russet potatoes -- 1 inch wedges * 1 cup onion -- thinly sliced * 1 cup Italian plum tomatoes, canned -- drained & chopped * 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh oregano -- minced * OR 1 1/2 tsp. crumbled dried oregano * 1/2 teaspoon coarse salt * 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper * 4 teaspoons olive oil * 2 tablespoons Italian parsley -- minced Adjust oven rack to center of oven and preheat to 350^F. Wash chicken legs and blot dry. Place legs on work surface. Starting at top of leg, slip your fingers under the skin to loosen. Peel off skin carefully, using a pair of kitchen shears to snip the skin and any connecting membrane to avoid tearing the meat; discard skin. Trim off any membrane or bits of fat that may still be attached to leg. Lightly grease bottom of 9x13x2-inch ovenproof baking pan with cooking spray. Arrange drumsticks in single layer in pan. Arrange potatoes between and around drum

Baked Chicken Breasts With Cheese And Sherry
serves 6 4 chicken breasts,split 1/4 lb swiss cheese slices 1 can cream of celery soup 1/4 cup sherry 1 cup herb-flavored croutons 3 tbsp butter Arrange chicken in a greased 2-quart shallow baking dish; put cheese slices over chicken. Mix soup with sherry, pour over cheese. Sprinkle with croutons, dot with butter. Bake in preheated 350'F oven 1 hour, or until tender.

Baked Beans
Baked Beans - This is hilarious! One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and excla imed delightedly, "Darling I have a surp r ise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind

Baked 'n' Shaked
Baked 'N' Shaked by shawalphamale © ----------------------------------- Jodi Malenger and the gang stop by at the sisters' bakery to give the ladies a full tit weight and measurement check. Then the sisters get an offer they can't refuse to provide the boys with total customer satisfaction! ----------------------------------- Jodi had a tip off one day about a middle aged woman with a good figure who ran a bakery in a town nearby. The story was that her husband did the early morning baking and then went home and left his wife to handle the sales. Jodi went over there, checked the place out, then came back to say it was even better than he'd heard because most afternoons this woman had her sister helping her out at the bakery and she had a even bigger pair of dairy arrangements. They were both middle aged but there was plenty of good fucking left in them, according to Jodi. All they needed was some encouragement. So, we went over, on an afternoon naturally, to see what w

Baked Pizza Sandwich
This hearty sandwich uses a biscuit base and features pizza sauce, mozzarella, and ground beef. Ingredients 1 lb. Lean Ground Beef 15 oz. Tomato Sauce; 1 can 15 oz. Pizza Sauce; 1 can 1 tsp. Oregano Leaves 2 C. Biscuit Baking Mix 1 Egg, large 3/4 C. Milk 8 oz. Cheese, American or Mozzarella 2 oz. Mushrooms; Sliced, Drained 1/4 C. Parmesan Cheese; Grated Directions * Use 1 8-oz package of sliced process American Or mozzarella cheese. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Cook and stir the meat in a large skillet until brown. Drain off the excess fat. Stir in half of the tomato sauce and the oregano leaves into the meat mixture. Heat to boiling then reduce the heat and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. While the meat mixture is simmering, mix the baking mix, egg and the milk. Measure out 3/4 C. of the batter and set aside. Spread the remaining batter in a greased baking pan 9 X 9 X 2-inches. Pour into the remaining tomato sauce over the batter, spreading evenly. Layer 4 slice

Baked Pizza Sandwich
This hearty sandwich uses a biscuit base and features pizza sauce, mozzarella, and ground beef. Ingredients: 1 lb. Lean Ground Beef 15 oz. Tomato Sauce; 1 can 15 oz. Pizza Sauce; 1 can 1 tsp. Oregano Leaves 2 C. Biscuit Baking Mix 1 Egg, large 3/4 C. Milk 8 oz. Cheese, Mozzarella 2 oz. Mushrooms; Sliced, Drained Directions * Use 1 8-oz package of sliced process mozzarella cheese. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Cook and stir the meat in a large skillet until brown. Drain off the excess fat. Stir in half of the tomato sauce and the oregano leaves into the meat mixture. Heat to boiling then reduce the heat and simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. While the meat mixture is simmering, mix the baking mix, egg and the milk. Measure out 3/4 C. of the batter and set aside. Spread the remaining batter in a greased baking pan 9 X 9 X 2-inches. Pour into the remaining tomato sauce over the batter, spreading evenly. Layer 4 slices of the cheese, the meat mixture, the mushrooms and

Baked Crab Rangoon
Nothing beats the flavor of traditional Crab Rangoon. But, if you're not comfortable with deep-frying, here is an easy to make alternative in which the wonton wrappers and cream cheese are baked, and then the cream cheese is served as a dip with the crunchy wonton chips. INGREDIENTS: * 24 wonton wrappers * Five-spice powder, as needed, optional * Cream Cheese Dip: * 8 1/2 ounces crabmeat, drained if using canned meat, and flaked * 8 ounces cream cheese * 1 teaspoon chopped red onion * 1 - 2 green onions, diced * 1/2 teaspoon Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce * 1/2 teaspoon soy sauce * Freshly ground black pepper, to taste PREPARATION: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (177 degrees Celsius). Spray 2 baking sheets with non-stick spray. Combine the cream cheese and crab meat mixture. Stir in the remaining ingredients, mixing thoroughly. Take a wonton wrapper and lightly dust it with the five-spice powder if using (abou

Baked Pasta With Sausage, Tomatoes, And Cheese
Ingredients 1 (1-pound) package uncooked ziti (short tube-shaped pasta) 1 pound hot turkey Italian sausage links 1 cup chopped onion 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 2 (14.5-ounce) cans petite-diced tomatoes, undrained 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil Cooking spray 1 cup (4 ounces) shredded fresh mozzarella cheese 1 cup (4 ounces) grated fresh Parmesan cheese Preparation Preheat oven to 350°. Cook pasta according to package directions, omitting salt and fat. Drain the pasta, and set aside. Remove casings from sausage. Cook sausage, onion, and garlic in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat until browned, stirring to crumble. Add the tomato paste, salt, pepper, and tomatoes, and bring to a boil. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Combine cooked pasta, sausage mixture, and basil. Place half of the pasta mixture in a 4-quart casserole coated with cooking spray. Top with hal

Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken
Baked Barbecue Sauce Chicken This family-friendly dish requires just a few minutes of work -- you whip up a quick barbecue sauce, pour it over chicken pieces and pop the casserole in the oven. It's the closest thing to instant BBQ that we know of. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon margarine * 1 chopped onion * 2 1/2 pounds skinless chicken pieces * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 tablespoon vinegar * 1/2 cup tomato sauce or ketchup * 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon prepared mustard * 1 cup water Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. In a skillet over medium heat, melt the margarine. Add the onion to the skillet. Put the chicken in a casserole dish. Add the remaining ingredients to the onion and boil for 3 minutes. Pour over the chicken. Bake, uncovered, for 1 hour.

Baked Beans
One day i met this sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made a supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later,on my birthday, my car broke down on the way from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the smell of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk of any ill affects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home I made sure I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delighted "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the b

Baked Stuffed Chicken
Recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste ______________________________________________________ Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.

Baked Ham
For the most flavorful meat, get a smoked and salt-cured country ham. Before baking, put the ham in a pot of water and bring it to a boil. Turn off the heat, cover, and let it sit overnight before baking. Supermarkets also offer ready-to-eat, fully cooked hams that require only a bit of seasoning and a quick trip to the oven. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Whole or half ham, precooked, cured, or smoked 2 cups apple cider 3 tbsp. Dijon-style mustard 1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed 1 can pineapple slices 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Place the ham fat-side down in a roasting pan with the apple cider. Bake a whole ham 10 minutes per pound, or a half ham 15 minutes per pound, or until a meat thermometer reads 130 degrees. Baste the ham with the liquid in the pan from time to time during baking. 2. When the ham is cooked, remove it from the oven and slice off the skin and most of the fat, leaving a quarter-inch layer. Lay the ham in the pan, fat-side up this time, and make crossh

Baked Chicken Chimichangas
Baked Chicken Chimichangas Here's how to enjoy all the crisp savoriness of chimichangas without deep-frying. Make this dish once, and it's sure to become part of your standard rotation. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 2 tablespoons olive oil, plus more for brushing on chimichangas * 1/2 tablespoon chili powder * 16 ounces salsa (choose your favorite) * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 2 1/2 cups cooked and shredded chicken * 6 (10-inch) flour tortillas (if stiff, warm before filling) * 1 cup refried beans * Sour cream, for serving * Guacamole, for serving Directions: In a large saucepan over medium heat, saute the onion and garlic in 2 tablespoons of the oil until tender. Stir in the chili powder, salsa, cumin and cinnamon. Stir in the shredded chicken and, if you like, salt to taste. Remove from the heat and let cool for a few minutes.

Baked Lemon Haddock
2 pounds haddock fillets 1 cup seasoned dry bread crumbs 1/4 cup butter or margarine -- melted 2 tablespoons dried parsley flakes 2 teaspoons grated lemon peel 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder Cut fish into serving-size pieces. Place in a greased 11x7x2″ baking dish. Combine remaining ingredients. Sprinkle over fish. Bake at 350 F. for 25 minutes or until fish flakes easily with a fork. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Serving Ideas : Can serve with Orange and Onion Salad & Harvard Beets

Baker's One Bowl Chocolatey Football Bites
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 1-1/2 doz. or 18 servings, one football each 6 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 1/2 cup light corn syrup 1 Tbsp. butter or margarine 1/2 tsp. vanilla 4 cups POST Cocoa PEBBLES Cereal White decorating gel MICROWAVE chocolate, corn syrup and butter in large microwaveable bowl on HIGH 2-1/2 min., stirring after 1-1/2 min. Blend in vanilla. ADD cereal; mix well. Cool 10 min. Shape into 18 (3-inch-long) football shapes with lightly moistened hands. Place on large sheet of wax paper; cool completely. USE decorating gel to add "lacings" to "footballs." Let stand until gel is firm.

Baked French Toast
Baked French Toast 1 loaf white bread cubed 1/2 C maple syrup 8 oz cream cheese, softened & cubed 1 C milk 1 doz. large eggs Line 11" x 13" pan with half of bread cubes. Layer cream cheese on top of bread. Add remaining bread cubes on top. Beat eggs, maple syrup & milk together. Pour mixture over bread. Cover and refrigerate over night. Bake uncovered at 350 degrees F for 45 minutes or until lightly golden. Serves 8

Baked Seafood Salad
40 min 10 min prep Change to: servings US Metric 1 cup green peppers, chopped 1/2 cup onions, chopped 1 cup celery, chopped 1 cup crabmeat 1 cup baby shrimp 1 cup mayonnaise 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 teaspoon salt pepper soft breadcrumbs butter paprika lemon wedges 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Flake crab meat, removing bits of membrane. 3. Combine crab meat, shrimp, green pepper, onion, celery and mayonaise. 4. Add salt, pepper and worcestershire sauce. 5. Place in individual; shells or in shallow baking dish like a pie plate. 6. Top with bread crumbs, dot with butter. 7. Bake for 30 minutes. 8. Sprinkle with paprika and serve with lemon wedges.

Bake Me Sketti
Make spaghetti like you normallly do. Then layer it in a pan with cheese and baco bits in between the layers. Put some fresh parsley on the top layer of cheese Put in the oven till the top layer o cheese makes a crust but it's not burnt! DON'T BURN IT OR YOU'll FUCK IT UP. Makes 2 pans. Bam! Dinner is Served.

Baker Street
This quintessential '70s song makes me feel so comforted whenever I hear it...whether it be the Gerry Rafferty version or Foo Fighters... Maybe it's because I feel so stationary while the world keeps turning around me...evolving, becoming better and more successful...while I rot in 20something hell. Cheer me up with some love? *Jessie* Windin' your way down on Baker Street Light in your head and dead on your feet Well another crazy day You'll drink the night away And forget about everything This city desert makes you feel so cold. It's got so many people but it's got no soul And it's taking you so long To find out you were wrong When you thought it had everything You used to think that it was so easy You used to say that it was so easy But you're tryin' You're tryin' now Another year and then you'll be happy Just one more year and then you'll be happy But you're cryin' You're cryin' now Way down the street there's a lad in his place He opens the d

Baked Slow Cooker Chicken
PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 10 Hrs READY IN 10 Hrs 20 Min SERVINGS & SCALING Original recipe yield: 6 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 (2 to 3 pound) whole chicken * salt and pepper to taste * 1 teaspoon paprika DIRECTIONS 1. Wad three pieces of aluminum foil into 3 to 4 inch balls, and place them in the bottom of the slow cooker. 2. Rinse the chicken, inside and out, under cold running water. Pat dry with paper towels. Season the chicken with the salt, pepper and paprika, and place in the slow cooker on top of the crumbled aluminum foil. 3. Set the slow cooker to High for 1 hour, then turn down to Low for about 8 to 10 hours, or until the chicken is no longer pink and the juices run clear. Did you know Allrecipes is home to over 400 crock pot recipes? Click here to visit our complete collection.

Baked Chicken Chimichangas
Ingredients: 1/2 cup chopped onion 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons olive oil, plus more for brushing on chimichangas 1/2 tablespoon chili powder 16 ounces salsa (choose your favorite) 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 2 1/2 cups cooked and shredded chicken 6 (10-inch) flour tortillas (if stiff, warm before filling) 1 cup refried beans Sour cream, for serving Guacamole, for serving Directions: In a large saucepan over medium heat, saute the onion and garlic in 2 tablespoons of the oil until tender. Stir in the chili powder, salsa, cumin and cinnamon. Stir in the shredded chicken and, if you like, salt to taste. Remove from the heat and let cool for a few minutes. Heat the oven to 450 degrees F. Grease a rimmed 15-by-10-by-1-inch baking pan. Working with 1 tortilla at a time, spoon a heaping tablespoon of beans down the center. Top with a scant 1/2 cup of the chicken mixture. Fold up the bottom, top and sides of the tortilla and secure w

Baked Chicken Parmesan
1 egg, beaten 1/2 c. parmesan cheese 1 tsp. paprika Dash of pepper 3/4 c. margarine, melted 1 T. milk 1/4 c. flour 1/2 tsp. salt 2 chicken breasts Combine egg & milk; stir well & set aside. Combine cheese, flour, paprika, salt & pepper; mix well. Rinse chicken & pat dry. Dip in egg mixture. Dredge in flour mixture. Place chicken in a 12X8X2" baking dish; pour margarine over chicken. Bake at 350°F for 1 hour or until tender. YIELD: 4 servings

Baked Beans : Must Read
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed t hree large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my

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As Anne entered her car with her back to the door of the bakery. The baker walked from the back of the counter to the floor of the store with his eyes piercing through the front windows of the store at her. Anne felt him watching. She felt the heaviness of his old stank breath. She chose to ignore her urge to look back at him and ask “What the fuck”? Backing her lime green ‘94 Chevy Cavalier out of her park spot, she peeked through her rear view mirror and he was no longer in sight. “I know you still watching me creep”! Anne muttered in the general direction of the bakery. “Who are you talking to?” says a voice slightly out of Anne’s view. She tilts her head slightly downward to look at her son. An eight year old chubby boy. Hazel-brown eyes with a puzzled gaze. Cheeks that just screamed for attention, even though he hated having his cheeks pinched. His missing front tooth didn’t affect the stock of his smile. It was still

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Two robins were sitting in a tree. 'I'm really hungry,' said the first one. 'Let's fly down and find some lunch.' They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. 'I am so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree,' said the first one. 'Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun,' said the second. 'O K,' said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat sneaks up and gobbles them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought... (ready??) (you're gonna like this one) | | | 'I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS.'

Baked Artichoke-spinach Dip
Baked Artichoke-Spinach Dip 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1/2 cup sour cream 1/2 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese 1 to 2 teaspoons Dijon-style mustard dash of white pepper 1 14-oz can artichoke hearts, drained and coarsely chopped 1 cup loosely packed, coarsely chopped spinach leaves 1/2 cup finely chopped red onion (1 medium) Pita wedges, thinly sliced French bread, and/or assorted crackers In a large bowl combine mozzarella cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise, 1/4 cup of the Parmesan cheese, the mustard, and pepper. Stir in artichoke hearts, spinach, and onion. Spread mixture evenly into a 9-inch pie plate. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup of Parmesan cheese. Bake uncovered in a 350 degree oven about 15 minutes or until heated through. Serve with pita wedges, French bread, and/or crackers.

Baked Crab Dip
Baked Crab Dip 1 unsliced round of crusty white bread 2 (8-oz) packages cream cheese, at room temperature 1 cup mayonnaise 4 tablespoons prepared white horseradish 1 1/2 lbslump crab meat 4 lage green onions, chopped Tabasco Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Using an electric mixer, beat cream cheese, mayonnaise, and horseradish in a large bowl until blended. Fold in the crab and onions. Season with salt, pepper and Tabasco to taste. Slice top off bread and reserve for lid. Cut out insides of bread leaving about a 1- inch thick shell. Spoon filling into bread. Place reserved lid on bread. Wrap bread tightly in 2 layers of heavy duty foil; place on a baking sheet. Bake until filling is very hot and bread is crusty. About 1 1/2 hours.

Baked Potato Soup
BAKED POTATO SOUP 4 lg. baking potatoes 2/3 c. butter 2/3 c. all-purpose flour 6 c. milk 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper 1 med. onion, chopped 12 slices bacon, cooked, crumbled and divided 1 1/4 c. shredded Cheddar cheese, divided 8 oz. sour cream Wash potatoes and pierce several times with a fork. Bake at 400 degrees for 1 hour or until done. Let cool. Cut potatoes in half lengthwise, then scoop out pulp. Melt butter in saucepan over low heat. Add flour, stirring until smooth. Cook 1 minute, stirring constantly. Gradually add milk, cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture is thickened and bubbly. Add potato pulp, salt, pepper, onions, 1/2 cup bacon, and 1 cup cheese. Cook until thoroughly heated, stir in sour cream. Add extra milk, if necessary, for desired thickness. Serve with remaining bacon and cheese

Baked Potato Soup 2
4 large potatoes 2/3 cup butter 2/3 cup flour 1 1/2 quarts milk salt and pepper to taste 4 green onions, chopped 1 cup sour cream 2 cups bacon, cooked crisp and crumbled 5 ounces cheddar cheese, grated Bake potatoes until done. Melt butter in medium-large saucepan. Slowly whisk in the flour until thoroughly blended. Gradually add milk to mixture, whisking constantly. Add salt and pepper.Simmer over low heat, stirring constantly. Cut potatoes in half. Scoop out pulp and set aside. Chop half the potatoe skins, discarding the remainder. When milk is hot, whisk in potato pulp. Add green onions and potato peels. Stir well. Add sour cream and bacon. Heat thoroughly. Add cheese gradually until melted. Garnish with chives, cheese and bacon. Serves 8

Baked Lemon Chicken
BAKED LEMON CHICKEN 1/4 c. melted butter Juice of 2 lemons 24 Melba toast rounds (crushed) 1/2 tsp. onion powder 1/2 tsp. paprika 3 lbs. skinned chicken thighs Combine lemon juice and butter. In separate dish combine crumbs, onion powder and paprika. Dip chicken in butter mixture then in crumb mixture. Arrange chicken on rack in shallow baking pan. Top with remaining butter and crumbs. Cover loosely with foil. Bake at 400 degrees for about 40 minutes. Remove foil and continue to bake about 20 minute or until chicken is well browned and tender.

Baked Beans
Baked Beans One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made

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(This recipe yields 6 servings) * 1 1/3 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 2 cups chopped broccoli or 1 package (10 ounces) frozen chopped broccoli -- thawed and drained * 3 medium tomatoes -- coarsely chopped (2 cups) * 2 2/3 cups shredded Cheddar cheese * 1 1/3 cups milk * 1/3 cup Gold Medal® all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 4 eggs 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. 2. Layer Monterey Jack cheese, broccoli, tomatoes and Cheddar cheese in ungreased square baking dish, 8x8x2 inches. Beat milk, flour, salt and eggs until smooth; pour over cheese. 3. Bake uncovered 40 to 45 minutes or until egg mixture is set. Let stand 10 minutes before cutting.

Baked Cheese Grits
Baked Cheese Grits 2 cups water or chicken broth 1/2 cup quick-cooking grits 1 beaten egg 1 cup shredded American or cheddar cheese (4 ounces) 1 tablespoon butter or margarine In a saucepan bring water to boiling. Slowly add grits, stirring constantly. Gradually stir about 1/2 cup of the hot mixture into the beaten egg. return egg mixture to saucepan and stir to combine. Remove saucepan from heat. Stir cheese and butter into grits until melted. Spoon grits into 1-quart casserole. Bake in a 325 degree oven for 25 to 30 minutes or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Let stand 5 minutes before serving.

Baked Cheddar Toast
1 c Heavy Or Whipping Cream 1 c Cheddar Cheese; Md, Shredded 1/2 ts Nutmeg 1/4 ts White Pepper 4 Eggs; Lg, Well Beaten 12 Bread Slices; White In the top of a double boiler, combine the cream, cheddar, white pepper, and nutmeg. Stir over hot water until the cheese melts and the mixture is well blended. Remove from the heat and cool to lukewarm. Generously butter a large baking sheet and set aside. Cut the bread slices diagonally and dip each triangle into the cheddar mixture. Place 1/2-inch apart on the baking sheet and bake until browned and bubbly, about 15 minutes. Serve hot.

Baked Scallops And Mushrooms In Garlic Sauce
3/4 lb scallops 1/4 cup flour 1/2 lb mushrooms, stems removed and minced 3 tblsp olive oil 1/4 cup white wine 3 tblsp fine bread crumbs 2 tblsp minced onion 1 tblsp minced parsely 2 clove minced or pressed garlic pinch of red pepper flakes & salt Instructions: ------------- Preheat oven to 350F. Brush a shallow baking dish with 1 tbs of the oil. Bake the 'shroom caps for 10 min. Combine stems, crumbs, onion, parsely, red pepper and salt mix together well. Add scallops to the baking dish. (If you really want to be artistic, plan it out so the scallops are a good size to fit into the mushroom caps, and buy the same number of each. Then you can stick one scallop in each 'shroom.) Add the wine to the baking dish. Sprinkle the minced mixture over all, and drizzle the remaining oil over. Bake for 20 more min, or until done.

Baked Beans
Baked Beans 2 15 ounce cans pork and beans 8 slices bacon Hot smoked sausage link sliced 1 onion chopped 2 tablespoons ketchup 4 tablespoons dark brown sugar 1 tablespoon worchestshire sauce Preheat oven to 350. Brown bacon and drain. Crumble bacon into pieces. Reserve 1 tablespoon bacon grease. Brown smoke sausage and drain. Sauté onions 4-5 minutes over medium heat. Combine ingredients and pour into a 2 quart casserole. Bake for at least an hour, hour and 15 minutes, depending on preferred thickness

Baked Ziti
Baked Ziti by Obed Kirkpatrick Ingredients: 1 pound of ziti noodles (you can substitute mini penne) 1 pound Italian sausage 56 oz of spaghetti sauce with mushrooms 8 oz pepper jack cheese 8 oz of mozzarella cheese 1 cup grated Parmesan 1 large onion 4 garlic gloves Directions: Cook pasta according to the directions on the package. Drain and set aside. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Remove the skin from the Italian sausage cook until brown. Add onions and cook until wilted. Add spaghetti sauce and simmer for 5 minutes. Add the garlic. Remove from heat. Grate the cheese into two separate piles (pepper jack in one and mozzarella in the other) In a 9 X 13 baking dish, layer the noodles, cooked ingredients and both cheeses equally. The top layer should be the cheese mixture, sprinkling the grated parmesan over top of cheese. Cover with aluminum foil and bake for 30 minutes. Uncover and bake for 15 more minutes until the cheese turns a golden brown

Baked Not Fried
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Baked Eggs In Bread Bowls
This was our breakfast Sunday morning. Aren't they cute? They were very, very good. It's the whole egg and the toast combo all together in one nice package.These are so easy to make and wouldn't they be splendid on a brunch buffet table? The best part, you can easily make two, ten, a hundred, whatever your needs are at the moment. I think there are a lot of variations you could do nicely with this recipe, such as, swap out the Parmesan cheese with grated Gruyere or crumbled blue cheese to give a different taste. Use feta and substitute oregano for the other herbs for a Greek flavor.I used sourdough but I think this would also be nice with onion or brioche rolls as long as they are sturdy.Any way you put these together, they will be great.Slice off top of each dinner roll and gently remove some bread until there is a hole large enough to accommodate an egg.Arrange rolls on a baking sheet. Reserve tops. Crack an egg into each roll.Top each egg with some herbs and a bit of cream.

Bake On The Crystal? Shop Can Eat Healthy Korean Cuisine"roast Pork"
Natural stone has become indispensable to spiritual topics.Of course, the natural stone bracelet,also others such as bedrock bath and interior goods,natural stone,have appeared in various forms. I like natural stone, but I tried to find things I do not give no other, I found something interesting in it! Wow, seems like there is a shop that serve dishes made with clear crystal beads. The shop is "Mr. Pig BBQ Korean Cuisine Patchigi shop" in Nakano, Tokyo. Of course, I do not eat the crystal. Be cooked using a crystal, "roast pork" Korean food. And roast pork, the Korean BBQ cuisine. Has become to use the pork belly is typically burn while dropping the fat in the iron plate of a special form, or immersed in seasoning many as you like, I have to eat or wrapped in sesame leaves and lettuce and it is the menu that is popular among healthy women. Rather than the iron plate, in this shop, I'm burning a plate of crystal, the roast pork that. Well, say what is good or this crystal ware, m

Baking, Babysitting, And The Blues
today I am baking things for the service for daddy tomorrow. people like to eat when they are sad. thats why on Monday I will set rules in place for my eating habits. I am heading down an unhealthy road lately in my eating. when I started this blog, I was babysitting my nephew (the autistic one) he is strong for 4 years old. so between wrestling him and what not, the paragraph above took 15 minutes to type, lol. he is into hitting lately. and he hits pretty hard. I think a few new bruises shall come of todays fit. sissy and I are gonna start having to work out to keep up. as for the blues, I still got them. I have gone 2 days without major water works happening. Big hugs to everyone who has been there to let me use their shoulder. I really appreciate you. and for those who have been worrying, I have been getting more sleep, not much, but more, I really am working on it. ok, I am sure i will ramble on later

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Baking Yummy Cookies
I am making cookies for tonight's class. We go to a class for "Parents with strong willed teens and troubled teens" every Tuesday night for a 10 week course. Each week a different group brings food for everyone. There are about 50 parents in this class. I volunteered to make cookies. One of the things I do really well is make cookies. Mine always turn out better for some reason. Not sure what it is I do? I do know that a lot of it has to do with the flour I use. I have always used Pillsbury. My husband was going to the store Sunday so I asked him to pick up some flour since we were low. He bought me Gold Medal because they don't sell Pillsbury in that store anymore. Now for sure I know I am sold on Pillsbury! I had to use the Gold Medal and my cookies are flat :(. They taste good but aren't the fluffy cookies I am used to making. Damn! I think I might need to make another batch too. It looks like 2 isn't going to be enough, especially if people et 2. They are ch

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Baking A Cake With Your Child's Help
Baking a Cake with your Child's Help Preheat oven. Check to be certain that there are no rubber balls or plastic soldiers on the oven shelves. Remove blocks and toy autos from table. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour; wash flour off him. Re-measure flour. Crack more nuts to replace those Johnny ate. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl. Wash Johnny. Answer telephone. Return. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. Look for Johnny. Grease another pan. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find Johnny. Remove his hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and remove layer of nut shells in it. Head for Johnny, who runs, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. Call bakery, place order. Take two aspirin. Lie down

Baking
I was bored and trying not to dwell on my boyfriend moving away. So I decided to bake. I made brownies yesterday and chocolate chip muffins today. I've made brownies a million times, but I've never made muffins. These chocolate chip muffins turned out AWESOME! I'm going to bake cookies tomorrow. Then I'm going to figure out how to package up a few of each and mail them to my boyfriend. I already bought a house warming card to mail him, so I'll stick it in the package too. I can't wait. I love doing little things like that. I also bought an "I miss you" card. Most of them were way too sappy, and I mean WAY too sappy. Well I guess I'm done rambling about my baking adventures. Oh yeah, I need to lose the 4 pounds I gained last month and this baking isn't helping. lol

Baklava
Baklava This classic Greek dessert has recently gained new popularity. Makes about 18 servings 1 pound Phyllo dough, defrosted 1/2-pound Butter, melted 1/4 cup Sugar 1/2 teaspoon Grated lemon zest (just the yellow part) 1/2 teaspoon Cinnamon 2 Tablespoons Honey 2 1/2 cups Pecans, minced Mix together the sugar, lemon zest, and cinnamon. Set aside. Butter a medium casserole dish. Place two sheets of phyllo in the bottom. Brush with melted butter. Repeat three times. Add half of the sugar mix and half of the pecans. Repeat the two sheets of phyllo and butter three more times. Top with half of the sugar mix and half the pecans. Repeat the two sheets of phyllo and butter three more times. Pour the honey over the top. Cut t

Baklava
BAKLAVA 1 lb. phyllo - strudel leaves, purchased frozen usually, defrost per pkg. directions 1 1/4 lb. light walnut pieces, ground 1/4 c. sugar, add to ground walnuts Dash cinnamon, add to ground walnuts 1/2 lb. unsalted butter, melted With a pastry brush or new 1 inch paint brush, grease a 13 x 9 x 2 inch pan with melted butter. Place 5 sheets of phyllo (folded in half usually fits perfectly) in pan, buttering each. Sprinkle top evenly with about 1/2 cup of the walnut mixture. Add another sheet of phyllo, brush with melted butter and top with 1/2 cup of walnut mixture until all of the nut mixture and almost all of the phyllo is used. End with 6 sheets of phyllo, buttering each except top. Cut Baklava into diamonds by first cutting lengthwise (six columns works well) and then diagonally. Use a very sharp knife. Pour remaining butter on top. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes or until golden brown. While the baklava is baking, make the syrup. SYRUP: 1 c. sugar 1 c. h

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Balance Is The Key.
We walk the distorted road of life alone. The experiences we share with others enable us to endure the travel we take, but ultimately what we do; we do it alone. The ennui, that is the depression of this Isolation, can be more than we can handle at times as we seek to define ourselves and our lives by our interpreation of experience. This Depression often leads us to label ourselves "dark" and to ultimate lie to ourselves that we find comfort in it; or likewise to over indulge in that which flood ourlives with those experiences that bring us hollowed joys and call ourselves "light". No matter what we label ourselves, these labels show, presuppose and aspect of life that is Detrimental. Life is Balance, not excess. Being Dark or Being Light is a Delusion. Why? Metaphorically speaking, these terms tell of being either withdrawn, or fully available. Dark means one is Isolated, emotionally "dead" and suffering from the lack of interaction. Being Light mean one fully exposes

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Body Balance Masculine And Feminine Sides Of The Body If you look in the mirror and view your profile from each side, you may notice that the two sides of your face are slightly different from one another. Additionally, your left hand is similar to but different from your right hand. In fact, these subtle differences pervade both sides of your entire body. Considering these differences in the context of the idea that the right side of your body is masculine and the left side feminine may shed some light on how balanced you are in relation to your masculine and feminine qualities. Intuition, feelings, openness, and unselfishness govern the feminine side of our natures. The masculine side is characterized by logic, facts, systems, and self-interest. If you are giving too much to others to the detriment of yourself, your feminine side may be overactive and your right side may need strengthening, to speak up on your behalf, protecting and conserving your energy. If your life is to

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This video was done to help show the vision of Justin Hayward and the band. This song is a touching song and the video helps you understand. "Just open you mind, and realize the way its always been". This video I feel is the answer that everyone is seeking. You want peace, remember the balance!

Balance
Ah, the blessed yin and yang of life. I lost my favorite pair of socks somewhere in the depths of my closet but the two pairs of pants I ordered off the internet arrived today. Who can doubt the endless cycle of the universe, or at least the socks to pants ratio? I challenge you reader to find your inner lost sock or UPS shipped pant leg in life.

Balance
We strive to destroy the evil around us. Yet, we often forget that there is no light without darkness, nor darkness without light. Perhaps a plant it the best analogy. A plant realizes that too little light is deadly, but it also knows that too much light is equally deadly. It is the balance of the two that makes the world."

Balance
Balance Between the man I am and the man I want to be. There is a thin line I must ride like a rail. For the results you see are not just mine alone. People are watching, of that fact I am well aware. Some are friends with fingers crossed saying prayers for me. While others watch with bated breath waiting for me to fail. To them I say , I fear you not for I am not your silly clone. I choose fatherhood and friendship my heart is to big not to care. I AM provider, teacher, brother, and friend. I LONG to be giver, taker, sharer, and even lover to some special woman. I see a magic foundation one with four strong corners. With such a foundation of stone would I then dare to leap at a chance. Will there be a day I don’t live in fear my heart will rend? Will there be a lady at the center accepting me as her man? And what of those pushing me to fail, must I always defend my boarders? Like a shining knight ready to fight with my armor and my la

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We live in a world of opposites that we often experience as conflict. But fortunately everything eventually balances with its opposite - absolutely everything! The nature of duality implies an underlying unity. So whenever one side of duality is isolated, expressed or identified, the opposite is always a potential and immediately sought. One side of any duality cannot exist by itself, except through repression of its opposite. Or said another way, one side does not exist by itself and cannot be isolated except in a hypothetical sense. What holds a duality together to create a unity is tension. Tension is the bond of opposites. It is because of tension that growth takes place and evolution is possible. There are always forces operating against each other, and it is this which makes life interesting, exciting, challenging, frustrating and fulfilling. All healthy and growing relationships embody this tension. Two people who are very similar might have a pleasant relationship but they

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Ying and Yang it's all the same, just opposite sides but the debates the same. The same debate is death and life, the dark of black, the light of white. The same debate of good and bad, the mind of sane... the mind of mad. Without the hate there is no love, without below, there's no above. Righteous depends on which way one sees, when I look to you or you look to me.

The Balance Of Power
The Balance of Power by Vermilion © Carefully I unlock the door, he mustn't wake now or it'll fail and all this will have been for nothing. I turn the handle slowly, every creak or rustle sounding eerily loud to my hyped up senses. The door swings open and I see him lying in bed, his covers pushed down, his arm thrown up over his face, his beautiful body bare to me for the first time in so long. I am completely thrown by his beauty, by being so near to him while he's so open to me, so tender and vulnerable. The room is filled by the sounds of his breathing, deep and steady with the slightest growl of a snore at the base of each breath. I shut the door behind me and walk over to the bed, completely calm and certain of myself now I'm with him, my footsteps soft on the carpet. For the longest time I stand beside his bed, seconds pass, maybe even minutes while I gaze at him smiling in his sleep. My heart is still racing, but from excitement and arousal now, not from fear, I've stop

Balance
Balance by Morghaine © As I entered my dressing room, I knew I was late. I had promised to pick you up from the airport and unfortunately I was delayed by a last minute crisis at work. I should have just gone on to meet the plane, but this is Georgia in the summer and I was covered in sweat! I needed a quick shower to clean up. I had, as is my habit, gone straight into my large closet, my personal dressing room, to get dressed, knowing that it would be faster to dress in there than running around my room looking for clothes to wear. I had just finished dressing when I heard the door to my bedroom open and keys jingle against the doorknob. I stood behind the door of the dressing room hoping you weren't to angry at me for leaving you stranded. When I peeked, I saw you standing there with a smirk on your face. Slowly you walked toward the closet. I pleaded my case. "I'm sorry, but work was a mad house. I couldn't leave." Slowly a glow began in your eyes, while a smile cross

Balance....
"The Goddess and God are equal; neither is higher or more deserving of respect. Though some Wiccans focus their rituals toward the Goddess and seem to forget the God entirely, this is a reaction to centuries of stifling patriarchal religion, and the loss of acknowledgement of the feminine aspect of divinity. Religion based entirely on feminine energy, however, is as unbalanced and unnatural as one totally masculine in focus. The ideal is a perfect balance of the two. The Goddess and God are equal, complementary." Taken from "Wicca A Guide For The Solitary Practitioner" by Scott Cunningham I like this statement because I am seeking balance in my life. It seems I have always been searching for balance.

Balancing Life And Work In The Nursing Profession
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Balance
Trying to quench an undying thirst, Locked within a self made cage. Protecting myself from outsiders, Unleashing my inner being would be a mistake. I haven't learned to control what lies beneath the skin, Look closely and you will see it in my eyes. My most hidden desires, What truely is at my core. Merely looking through the slits in the cage that hold me, At time the trashing makes me wonder.... How long I will be able to contain me? Not daring to get to close. Afraid somehow I will catch the disease, That oozes from this prison. One day I must unlock the lock, For everything must have its balance.

Balance
I like to have fun. No, I love to have fun. But I like to work hard, and the reward for that is playing hard. How does one classify fun? Are there more than a few ways we have fun? Lets start with the obvious...... hanging out, going to the bar, meeting people, sporting events and concerts. But what else do you consider fun? Family fun? I do. Small things, like when my three year old tells me the colors the leaves are changing into, a cup of hot chocolate with a good book and a warm blanket, visiting, and opening presents. What makes you smile? A hot girl peeking at you across the bar? A butterfly landing on your shoulder? Has anyone forgotten the little things?

The Balance Of Life
Last night as I was driving along an empty streth of Highway, I looked to the horizon and took a good look at the moon. It was extremely low on the horizon, one of those moons that you think you can reach out and touch. It was full, had a red/orange tint and was mezmerizing. In a word, it was beautiful. Today, the newsman at the radio station where I work told me an area family of three died in a fire. A 33 year old mother, her 3 year old son and 1 year daughter perished from a fire of unknown origin. I didn't know the family. This is my life, this is our life: there is beauty and tragidy everywhere in the world. It's giving me pause to think, and to realize, maybe we need to pay attention to which end of the teeter totter we're sitting. Find something beautiful in life today.

Balance
All things must balance, so I'm told. Every good word given out, three return. Every bad word offered equal, The same returns ten-fold to haunt. But of a tear, how to measure? The blinding light of morning sun. A gentle butterfly, sipping nectar, An orchid seen high in jungle tree? Softly dancing with a partner loving In the evening moonlight song. The fragrance of a rose that flies away. The soft cricket's chirp a-chiding. New green life, a tender sprout Roughly craggy volcano boulders A golden frog in jungle home so damp Burning cactus in boiling desert. Smell the ozone from a lightning storm, Ears are deafened by roaring thunder. A quiet echo in a cavernous canyon Gentle children playing upon your knee. The silver pine with mountain sage, Crisp cold air, clean and biting sharp. A soaring eagle calls, eager in the hunt, Tiny mountain mice scurrying in the brush. Smell the woodsmoke on a winter night, Hear the birds declare return of spring, Reap

Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God,"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries."This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area

The Balad Of The Candy Cane.
Do you know what my favorite thing about candy canes is? Its when you've sucked on the end long enough to make it sharp as a needle, then something startles you so you accidentally jam the end into your tongue. And ofcourse your natural reaction is to jerk your hand away which breaks the end off in your mouth and you end up swallowing it and that cuts up your throat on its way down. Now you are swallowing large amounts of blood and you get to go sit in the waiting rooom at the hospital with all the kids that have swallowed pennies and stuck marbles in their nose. And thats a plus because you get to listen to all the stressed out mothers threaten their children. "Johnny, come sit by mommy. No come sit down over here. Stop bothering that man and come sit down now! DO YOU SEE HOW THAT MAN'S ARM IS BENDING THE WRONG WAY? WELL YOUR ARM IS GOING TO BEND LIKE THAT TOO IF YOU DON'T COME SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW!" And then the doctor walks in. "So Johnny, how did you get that ping-pong bal

Balance
Murder. Killing. Destroying. Saving. Every act you commit, every word you speak is hate-filled and pleasing. Everything is a balance of Chaos and Order. Calling it good or evil is a personal choice. The death of those in the World Trade Center towers was seen as an evil act by the citizens of the United States. Those that are responcible see it as a great and wonderful act. Niether is correct yet both are right. People in general are blind. Refusing to realize anothers view. Learning to hate them for having differing beliefs. Yet as much as they may force their view as the sole vaiable truth, another will act out against that ignorance. Hatred fuelled by the stubborn nature of man. I am to kill your brother. You would dispise me for that one act. Deem me evil and wrong. Yet I would deem myself a hero. No matter the reason for my action. It is Chaotic, to end a life. However the act can be construde as good or evil upon your stance. Man will never rise above their own

Balance
I find it amazing how everything hangs in the balance,one way or the other.Its been three weeks ago today since I made the decision to save myself from a relationship that had me in a slow bleed mode to the point to where it started effecting my whole being.It seems that LOVE in the beginning were cupids arrows.Full of life and fun and the exspectations that come with the arrows.Now it feels like bullets.You are ducking and hiding to keep from being hit from the pain of what it turned out to be.I used to be the life of the party.Now I don't even want to go.This may seem stange to whoever reads this but as I said before this is my therapy until I can bring myself to center again.And I will in time.For time is the weapon of choice for everything if you think about it.I have always hated being here,even from early childhood.In this world I mean.It feels like a prison to me.Not that I feel I am better than anyone else.I have just never liked this system.Its never really worked for me.Maybe

Balance
Balance? God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then poin

Balance In All Things
Boops said I couldn't do a nice blog. Actually she said I couldn't do a lovey-dovey blog. And she's kinda right, but I can do a nice blog. Well, I can do a not not-nice blog. Hopefully. I was gonna do it individually, but then I thought that would start a 'oh noes I'm not here', 'she mentioned X first she likes X better' 'who the fuck does this chick think she is' bullshit...and I'm kinda sick of bullshit. So this is not about just my 'family', or my 'friends'...this is about some fu-peeps, who I enjoy...whether or not I interact with them a lot/not much/not at all. I love smart people...truly smart people - self and world aware, and intellectually just switched on. I love witty people...ones that get that 'oh you bitch/bastard I can't think of a response to that' look on my face, and the ones that play in true laugh out loud fashion...no teehees or chortles, that bust-a-gut surprised-laugh cuz you're so damn funny. I love caring and nurturing people...giving of t

The Balance To Match Your Frizzy Hair With Your Evening Gown
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Balancing The Line Between Sanity And Whatever Else There Is Out There?
In a little less then 2 months will be the one year anniversary trip to Patrick B. Hassis, which some may or may not know is a mental hospital and I spent a week there the first week of August 2010 due to a psychotic episode when I had and was planning on carrying out a suicide plan. I planned to soak my wrist in ice water until the went numb, the to put three vertical slits in my wrists then let them bleed out in wartm water to pull the blood out faster. I was also cutting myself to release the pressure. I know many people don't understand why girls cut but for me it's like letting the air out of a balloon, the bad stuff just goes "woosh" with the air and it really does make me think clearly for a bit. Iadmit, the past few weeks, I have been thinking about suicide a lot more recently then I had been. This is totally my fault for not keeping my therapist appointments and psychiatrist appointments, but now I'm getting that knot in my throat and trying to relationaze the effect me ta

Balance Beam
Balance is something I’ve striven for And yet something that ever eludes me Always leaning too far this way Then too far that way In coming here I found it all obliterated Sitting right there Even for that very first time I’d heard his name but once The world was silenced And all I could hear was his breathing His heartbeat And every word he uttered Spoken only to me Meant something only to me While others looked on Not understanding, not caring Aware of what was happening Yet blind to the opening of heaven itself Chaos ensues in his absence The voices of my warring heart and mind They drown out everything Louder and louder Enraged, tortured, scalding, pleading, For a release, for relief That only abates in his presence The maelstrom ceases at his voice I can breathe And the hot ache in my chest That insufferable weightCrushing the breath from me It’s gone Replaced with a quickened pulse Weightlessness of bubbles And I laugh, without struggling Without forcing it T

Balance And Harmony
I read Sun Tzu quite a bit. I’m gonna put up a couple post’s, and tell you what I get out of it….. Deep knowledge is to be aware of Disturbance before Disturbance, to be aware of Danger before Danger, to be aware of Destruction before Destruction, to be aware of Calamity before Calamity. Strong action is training the body without being burdened by the body, exercising the mind without being used by the mind, working in the world without being affected by the world, carrying out tasks without being obstructed by tasks. By deep knowledge of principle, one can change Disturbance into order, can change danger into safety, change destruction into survival, change calamity into fortune. By strong action on the Way, one can bring the body to the realm of longevity, bring the mind to the sphere of mystery, bring the world to a great place, and bring tasks to great fulfillment. I get something new out of “The Art of War” every time I read it. I

Balboa Park
I am the kind a guy who wakes up in the morning and feels invincible.. Like there is nothing I can't do... I've been known to remodel an entire room in the house before anybody else wakes up... Yep, the energizer bunny...That's me. Only problem is I'm not invincible. In fact, the same guy that wakes up everyday with a constant hard on, is the same guy who last night just before he snuffed out his last cigarette of the day, lit the filter end by mistake. My latest scheme was to take two disabled women in wheelchairs for an outing to Balboa Park. That's in San Diego. Next to the zoo. The women are living in a Skilled Nursing Facility (nursing home) in a suburb of Diego. I didn't just walk in and pick out two strangers either. Which to my credit means I actually gave this idea some forethought instead of doing my usual 'fools rush in' approach. One of the women's name is Shirley and the other is Donna..... Shirley is sixty two years and Donna is maybe forty five. Don

The Balcony-erotic Story
I’m standing on my balcony in the late hours of the night. It’s a cool night, with a light breeze that sweeps through my lose hair from my ponytail and tickles my neck. I feel the coolness twirl inside my silk robe that sits on my shoulders. I am looking at the stars and hearing the cars go by on the street below me. Its smells fresh and crisp in the night air, like wet grass and clean air. I hear the screen door slide open behind me, and then shut. I tingle with anticipation that will you will be walking over to me and putting your hands on me. I hear the movement behind me as I feel your hand softly touch the back of my neck.. I feel your fingers wrap around to the front of my neck and work their way to my jaw line. I feel you pull my head back and to the side then feel the warmth of your breathe next to my ear. I start to breathe heavy as I can not feel your body close to me, except your soft hands on my neck and the moist deep breathe that is sending waves of excite

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