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A Bad Girl Confessing
This cop pulled me over, several years ago, after I just pulled out of the small street leading to my house, onto the main drag to get to the FWY. I was running late and I was on my way to a big dance. I was Vice President and director of Programming for a Singles group. We usually had about 600 show up at the dances. So, I needed to get there. I had the door prize in my trunk. It was a new colored TV, 19 inch. It was about 15 years ago, so it was considered a good prize. The cop approached my car, looking down my top. I had a low-cut, black, lacy top on, at the top of a silky jump suit that was custom made for me. I had a custom bra on, that was made by the same woman. She had a place in North Hollywood, and made bras for many movie stars. She always told me not to minimize my full breasts. She said that was a crime. She said to project them and show them to the world. That is not exactly what I planned to do, I just wanted something comfortable and pretty. She made beautiful under

Bad Girl
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The Badger And The Bear / Lakota Legend
On the edge of a forest there lived a large family of badgers. In the ground their dwelling was made. Its walls and roof were covered with rocks and straw. Old father badger was a great hunter. He knew well how to track the deer and buffalo. Every day he came home carrying on his back some wild game. This kept mother badger very busy, and the baby badgers very chubby. While the well- fed children played about, digging little make-believe dwellings, their mother hung thin sliced meats upon long willow racks. As fast as the meats were dried and seasoned by sun and wind, she packed them carefully away in a large thick bag. This bag was like a huge stiff envelope, but far more beautiful to see, for it was painted all over with many bright colors. These firmly tied bags of dried meat were laid upon the rocks in the walls of the dwelling. In this way they were both useful and decorative. One day father badger did not go off for a hunt. He stayed at home, making new arrows. His children

A Bad Goodbye
I've been bound to leave you, we've known that for awhile I'm sure it's something I can't do if I can't leave you with a smile I don't know how far I'll have to go 'til I'm sure those eyes won't cry And in my mind I've left enough to know that I can't leave you With a bad goodbye Goodbye, easier said than done Goodbye, there's no good when you're the one Whose goodbye you swore would never come And in my goodbye you're finding none I'm still bound to leave you, I surely don't know how My heart won't let me put you through What my mind says should happen now I don't know where we'll go from here, there may be no way to fly And the cloud I'm in just makes it all too clear that I can't leave you With a bad goodbye Goodbye, easier said than done Goodbye, there's no good when you're the one Whose goodbye you swore would never come And in my goodbye you're finding none How can we be so far between where we are and one more try And any way I look, I've only seen that

Bad Gass Hey We All Get It
bad gass we all get it,ever had it really bad after eating taco bell its really stinks,the other day i had it so bad i could have stink out a city lol and some fun things to do in bed cut a big 1 and pull the covers over your wife or girlfriend or when your eating stink your butt up by here so she can smell it,try it she might like it

Bad Girl
i knew i had upset him.. earlier.. i had not done as ordered.. when i heard his truck pull into the drive way, i rushed to the door .. quickly dropping to my knees. and lowering my head.. my heart was pounding so hard in my chest.. i feared it would explode... i heard his steps on the walkway.. and my body began to tremble... why had i been so foolish... why didn't i just do what i was told... when would i learn to submit to him completely.. He walked in the door..and simply walks past me.. no pat on the head.. no words.. nothing... one solo tear falls down my cheek... i would rather have harsh words of anger.. then the silence of His disappointment. i stayed in my position..the first right thing i had done all day... in silence.. and agony... i heard him strip out of his work clothes.. and the sound of the shower turning on.. turned my blood cold...that was my job to run his bath water.. but i didn't dare move.. i waited for what seemed an eternity before He return

Bad Girl
bad girl - some naughty guy In my spare time I work as a counselor in an inner-city teen center. I enjoy my work and although I am white I have made some strong friendships with the black youths that I work with. My main job is to conduct group counseling for the young men of the community concerning their goals and how to obtain them. I also take time to play pick-up basketball, I can still shoot the three, and I hang out listening to stories about daily life in the neighborhood when someone wants to talk about their experiences. One night when I was getting ready to lock up the center, a very nice looking young blonde girl approached me. She introduced herself as Katie and asked if she could talk to me about a problem she was having. I had noticed her around watching us play basketball the past few weeks. It was hard to miss her because she was very attractive and always seemed to be dressed very nicely in the summer heat. This night she was wearing a short black skirt with a

Bad Girl, Drunk By 6..smoked To Many Cigarettes Today
i'm not happy when I act this way... not happy, this way! ..don't know why I always feel the need to hide my feeling from you...can't bring myself to let you go...you'll always be my baby...what can I do? I don't wanna feel blue....

Bad Girl
I was such a bad girl today. I was out by the pool all day. While I was out there I had booked a party. woohoo one step closer. Tonight I had went to Lonestar with hubby and kids. Then our goal was to hunt down a Wii well we had no luck. Best buy and everyone else was sold out. Damn those people! I want to play too. SO internet here I come. hertoyz.com

The Bad Girl And The Double-edged Sword.
Gone are the days of the misbehaving bad boys of Hollywood splashed across the latest headlines. We have entered The Age of the Bad Girl. From The Observer World: "The trend has sociologists and fame-watchers alike wondering what is going on. One possible explanation is that the rise of the Bad Girls is simply a reflection of the generally increasing power and visibility of women in all fields of entertainment. Women have started playing roles in movies usually associated with men (such as action stars). On US television the number of programmes based around strong female roles has jumped massively. Perhaps it is no surprise that some women are also following the paths blazed by the more notorious past male stars and behaving badly too." "At the same time, women behaving badly has a novelty factor that attracts massive media coverage. 'We have had years of young male stars running amok. It is now so much more fun for the public to see beautiful young women being hauled off to

Bad Girls Need Love To
is so easy to believe someones lies one te internet.. the ones who like to prey on the good hearted use this as their play ground and it just disgusts me. I am tired of meeting people who want toplay games with ur emotions and or can't seem to be honest with you. It's just insane, i mean if ur married then say u are married, if you are just looking for sex then say it, i wish that people came with disclaimers, so you had some better idea of who to put your faith in and who to simply leave alone. Hey I'm a psycho and i wanna call you like forty billion times a day - PASS!... I am tired of people who always wanna see your pix but never have ne to share... or try to show you fake pictures of other people... I am tired of people who always wanna see ur cam but always claim that theirs is broken, missing, or simply not working... whatever, I am sick of people who only want to talk to you to say things like let me eat your pussy... or fuck your ass.. or .. well u get the idea, but they never

Bad Girl, Bad Girl, Whatcha...
Bad Girl, Bad Girl, Whatcha... by candy-prairie girl © Bad Girl, Bad Girl, Whatcha Gonna Do? Tami didn't plan on having an accident. But it happened. Brad had just bought a brand new red Ferrari. Although Tami and him were married, the Ferrari was Brad's toy. No one was to drive it but him. She had taken it to run an errand. He was gone to work with his truck and wouldn't be home for a bit. She didn't think he would notice if she took it and had it back before he returned. That's when it happened. She was uptown, not even her fault, when some big old truck backed into her. She started freaking as although Brad was usually very understanding, she didn't think he would be that way this time. Plus she wasn't even supposed to have driven it. Stepping out of the car, she walked to the back of the Ferrari to see what damage was done. Believe it or not, just a scratch. She hoped it wasn't noticeable to Brad. The other driver got out and gave her his information and apo

The Badge: A Dream Revisited
The Badge: A Dream Revisited by Raging Sea © Le Plaque: Un Reve Revisité Winter in Montreal can be so beautiful yet so annoying she thought as she made her way out of the warmth of the mall through the parking lot to her car. The snow had already covered the tops of the cars in fluffy white hats and was still coming down slowly in large, lazy wet flakes in the gathering purple darkness of the late afternoon. But she smiled, feeling happy to have found the perfect gifts for her two young nieces and for a special little boy she had befriended at the children's hospital. She would go home, put on some nice smooth jazz and wrap the gifts in some festive Christmas wrapping paper she had found in one of the specialty shops. She would have a cup of piping hot English tea or perhaps a nice glass of chilled Pinot Grigio. She would see what she was in the mood for later. "Tabernac!" she cursed, going completely ass-over-teakettle on a patch of slippery ice hidden underneath the f

Bad Girl
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Bad Girls And Rock N Roll
im the big bad wolf and you're little bo peep stand there looking cute while I eat your damn sheep I'm a six gun shooter ride on my roller coaster ill keep you all wet put my gun in your holster its all about bad girls and rock n roll bad girls stealin' your soul bad girls and rock n roll i'll give you the moon hand you all the shooting stars but ill leave your sorry ass if you touch my guitars keep the king happy live life with some flair keep your sex full of sweat and your boots in the air cuz its all about bad girls and rock n roll bad girls taking their toll bad girls and rock n roll

Bad Girls Pimpout
http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2683366833 This Needs To Be Reposted By All Bad Girls..If You Get This Message.. "i fucking hate you" Then You Need To Add 'IMA SLUT but not your slut aka Meowzette' To Your Friends List To Repost It

Bad Girls Please Read!!!
CALLING ALL OF SARGE'S BAD GIRLS!!! Visit Sarge's Bad Girls profile: Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar While you are there, PLEASE be sure to read the Blasting entry of the Important Bad Girl News(For Bad Girls Only) Blog. Do it NOW you bad girls!!! If you want to be a Bad Girl, contact Sarge!!! THEN GO CHECK OUT SARGE'S BAD GIRLS !!! ADD,FAN,RATE THESE LOVELY LADIES Ecuadorian Goddess BAD DD IMA SLUT BUT NOT YOUR SLUT@ fubar *MISS JINKS* ~ruth~ ~DeViLs PLaYtHiNg~ Tulsa's Angel ^sin^ *~Pokins MILF~*

Bad Good Lost Damaged? Who Knows.
My first blog created off MuMM's ..... I plan to write from time to time here about things i see in MuMM's either reocurring, or just in general because the MuMM spawned a thought or idea. For the first one i will be going on about the bad boy, nice guy, player mentality of woman and men. Remember these are only my insights of what i have read and how i see things personally. To many woman complain about how they can not find a nice guy. Well a MuMM reply to such a question spawned a bit of insight i had not ever known. The reply was the nice guy is the quiet one you shoot down after he buys you drinks. Kinda funny but now pondering that i am that guy. However this goes deeper. To many people these days are thick skinned, and cautious. Woman mainly, but men as well. What happens is we all tend to put on walls to protect ourselfs. We tent to follow what we know, which is the same old crap we have been through time and time again. The problem with this mentality and way of protect

Bad Girlz & Boyz 4 Life! If U Would Like To Be Added To The List, Private Message Me :)
A new group of wild, sexy women & men on the fu! You must fan, rate and add everyone on the list! Great way to meet new people, no drama! Add Bad Girlz/boyz 4 life in ur name! Ty Founder of "Bad Girlz/Boyz 4 life" ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" *DSC* Fu Owned by "Sexymedic4u"@ fubar Co-Founder Firemanm88 Enforcer@ The VIP Lounge ,Owned by the Super Sexy DJ Spanky ,FU/BF/NYMPHO to Geminigirl5@ fubar Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle---owned by>'mr.salac@ fubar Liberated Spice*FuWife to Big Jimmy*Club F.A.R.*DSC*I.B.I.C.*LOL Family* F Circle@ fubar RogerLee ஐ Fu-Owned by Hopigalerin ஐ@ fubar DirtyXBeast@ fubar bigjimmy Fu-hubby to Liberated Spice**** CLUB F.A.R.****LOL family greeter****DSC****BAD GIRLZ & BOY@ fubar

Bad Girlz/boyz
A new group of wild, sexy women & men on the fu! You must fan, rate and add everyone on the list! Great way to meet new people, no drama! Add Bad Girlz/boyz 4 life in ur name! If u would like to be added private message me..Ty Founder of "Bad Girlz/Boyz 4 life" ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" *DSC* Fu Owned by "Sexymedic4u"@ fubar Co-Founder CHERRY EATER DRAGON FLYER,BADBOY ANDFU LUV BOMBSQUAD MEMBER@ fubar Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle---owned by>'mr.salac@ fubar Liberated Spice*FuWife to Big Jimmy*Club F.A.R.*DSC*I.B.I.C.*LOL Family* F Circle@ fubar RogerLee ஐ Fu-Owned by Hopigalerin ஐ@ fubar DirtyXBeast@ fubar bigjimmy Fu-hubby to Liberated Spice**** CLUB F.A.R.****LOL family greeter****DSC****BAD GIRLZ & BOY@ fubar

Bad Girls Check This Out
I Just Made This New Animation To Let Everyone Know That Sarge's Bad Girls Are The ORIGINAL & BEST.. So If You Would Like This For Your Profile I Will Give You The Code..It's Also In My Pic Folders If You Want To Upload It That Way..

Bad Girls Need To Read This
Ok I Have Realized That To Get This Group To What It Really Should Be.. That I Need More Help With It.. Recruting..Promoting...Making Bulletins..Making Graphics For The Bad Girls..Or Anything Else You May Think Of..So If Anyone Would Like To Volunteer For Anything Just Leave A Comment On This Blog With What You Would Like To Help With And I Will Get In Touch With You..All Help Is Appreciated..No Job Is Too Small..So Just Let Me Know What You Would Be Willing To Help With And We Will Work Something Out.. Thanks, Sgt. Raider Owner Of Sarge's Bad Girls

Bad Girl
I lick my lips in fear and apprehension, knowing I'm in trouble. Not only did I disobey a command, but I also came without permission. This was unacceptable to you. Worse yet, I know you are disappointed in me. I sigh softly and lower my head, ashamed of disappointing you. Suddenly, you clamp a pair of nipple clamps on my nipples at the same time, and tighten them painfully causing me to cry out. Mercifully, you loosen them enough to make them barely tolerable. "You were a bad girl angel; now I have to punish you. I don't enjoy it, but how else will you learn? You do want to be my good girl, don't you angel?" You ask softly and I quickly nod, wanting that more than anything. "Good. Now bend over, try to relax, and just trust me." I do as you say and bend over, trying to relax for you. Closing my eyes, I breathe deeply and my body settles. You gently start kneading my ass, applying a gently pressure against my anus and I moan softly, thinking you mean to give me an enema. You chuc

Bad Girls Auction Now Taking Entries
BADGIRLS AUCTION!!! Sarge's Bad Girls, Do you want to be auctioned off. I am going to start an auction for Sarge's Bad Girls Only..No Entry Fee.. Starting As Soon As I Get Enough Entries...So Send Me Your Offer And A Pic Link..So I Can Get You Added To The Folder As Soon As Possible..I Will Let You All Decide When You Take A Bid You Want. Thank You, Sgt. Raider Here are the enteries so far! Sweet Angel Kisses Sweet Angel Kisses(Offering- 100 pic and 100 stash rates and blog rates daily comment keep drunk & daily gifts & your name on my profile. ********** Summer Summer(Offering-100 11's per week for a month pimped out once a week fu owned by _____________ in my name 1 sfw salute. link to page on my page and if living in the uk or canada one 1 hour sfw phone call. ********** Babydoll0215 Babydoll0215(Offering-Will give 100 11's every week for 4 weeks Will Add you to number one Friends and Family Will Get One Bling a

The Badge Of Military Merit (the Purple Heart)
Gen. George Washington's instructions for the Badge of Military Merit: “The General ever desirous to cherish virtuous ambition in his soldiers, as well as to foster and encourage every species of Military merit, directs that whenever any singularly meritorious action is performed, the author of it shall be permitted to wear on his facings over the left breast, the figure of a heart in purple cloth, or silk, edged with narrow lace or binding. Not only instances of unusual gallantry, but also of extraordinary fidelity and essential service in any way shall meet with a due reward. Before this favour can be conferred on any man, the particular fact, or facts, on which it is to be grounded must be set forth to the Commander in chief accompanied with certificates from the Commanding officers of the regiment and brigade to which the Candidate for reward belonged, or other incontestable proofs, and upon granting it, the name and regiment of the person with the action so certified

Bad Girl Challenge By The Sarge
Okay Bad Girls..As Most Of You Know Tulsa's Angel Is Going To Be In Alaska For 10 days .. She Is 1,064,169 From Disciple.. Let's Get Her There Before She Gets Back..We Can Get Her There And On Her Way To Prophet ...So Let's Get This Done A.S.A.P. She Would Do It For Any Of The Bad Girls As Well As For Me.. So Let's Do This Bad Girls. Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt/Sarge's Bad Girl/25 to Life/Owned by TX Camaro Nut@ fubar This Challenge Brought To You By The Sarge Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-07-06 08:09:07')

Bad Girls Needing Leveling... Let Sarge Know If You Want To Be Added!
Let's Help These Bad Girls Level Up..Show Them ♥ & They Will Return It 2,151,348 To Godmother Ecuadorian Goddess 10,859,563 To Prophet Tulsa's Angel 5,198,879 To Disciple ♥ Summer ♥ 5,359,346 To Disciple *Redneck Angel* And Of Course Sarge's Bad Girls Homepage 1,505,233 To Godfather The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-08-18 21:55:31')

Bad Girl Auction Help Sarge's Bad Girls Spotlight!
Come Get A Bad Girl & Help Sarge's Bad Girls Get Spotlight.. Do You Want To Own A Bad Girl?? Come Bid On These Bad Girls (Fubucks Only Bids & All Bids Go To Sarge's Bad Girls Spotlight Fund) Tulsa's Angel Meagan Ticha MissHoneypie DJ_Lette FakeFruitCake

Bad Girlfriend - Theory Of A Deadman
=) HELL YEA My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town Grab her ass, actin' tough, Mess with her, she'll f**k you up No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight! She likes to shake her ass She grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down She's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned but she's coming back to my place tonight I say No one really knows just how far she's going to go but I'm gonna find out later tonight -CHORUS- Doesn't take her l

Bad Girl
Hey guys and GIRLS, Sorry everyone, I got my ASS jumped today because I wasn't addressing my female friends on FUBAR. I apologize, basically when i was saying guys, I meant like buds.......everyone. This is only people who get in these panties force their way in. I fuck around with mostly guys. Now don't get me wrong I love being chained naked to a bed, my nose clamped off and a sexy little hottie grinding her pussy on my mouth as I struggle to breath, especially if I'm rollin face. Sorry I never meant to leave anyone out. Hey LUV U Tara

Bad Girlfriend
My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town Grab her ass, actin' tough, Mess with her, she'll f**k you up No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight! She likes to shake her ass She grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down She's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned but she's coming back to my place tonight I say No one really knows just how far she's going to go but I'm gonna find out later tonight -CHORUS- Doesn't take her long to make things righ

Bad Girl Of The Week (09/01/08) ~ Ticha!!! She's The Very First One Too!
Let Me Introduce You To The First Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-01-08.. Ticha Here Is A Bit About Her Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-02 02:04:23')

Bad Girl Of The Week (tulsa's Angel)
Let Me Introduce You To The Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-15-08 Tulsa's Angel Here Is A Bit About Her Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Tulsa's Angel ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Barbara Jean / Barb / Bobbie / Mom / My favorite: Grandma Birthday: September 14th Zodiac Sign: Virgo Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue/Green Tattoos: None Piercings: Ears *Favorites* Color: Red / Black Season: Fall Day Of Week: Sunday Animal: Love them all! Flower: Red rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Of course! Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Definitely! Smiled For No Reason?: Always! Sat On Your Rooftop?: Even jumped from one to the other! *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: FUBAR! a/k/a computer Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Eww Summer 0R Winter?: Summer baby! CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CDs XBox 0R PS2?: Neither RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: New York style! Your

Bad Girl Of The Week - 9/15 .. Me! :d
Let Me Introduce You To The Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-15-08.. Tulsa's Angel Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1466345&albumid=875747&idx=0 (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-09-15 17:09:31')

Bad Girl Of The Week(summer)
Let Me Introduce You To The Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-22-08 ¢¾ Summer ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ Summer ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: summer /Heather Birthday: august 21 Zodiac Sign: leo Hair Color: red but dyed blonde Eye Color: light blue Tattoos: yes 4 Piercings: yes my ears *Favorites* Color: purple Season: summer Day Of Week: sunday Animal: cat and dog Flower: rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: nope Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes Smiled For No Reason?: yes Sat On Your Rooftop?: lol no *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: depends what's on Phone 0R IM?: phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: none Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CD's and mp3 XBox 0R PS2?: none RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: don't like pizza Your Fears?: spiders Your Weakness?: sexy men lol Do you like Thunderstorms?: yes i

Bad Girl Of The Week(9-29) Pierced And Tattooed
Let Me Introduce You To The Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-29-08 Pierced And Tattooed Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her Pierced And Tattooed ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: JESICA AKA: PIERCED AND TATTOOED Birthday: 9/27/80 Zodiac Sign: LIBRA Hair Color: RED AND BLONDE Eye Color: GREEN Tattoos: ALL OVER ME :) Piercings: EARS, TONGUE, NOSE, NIPPLES *Favorites* Color: HOT PINK Season: FALL Day Of Week: FRIDAY Animal: FROG Flower: TIGER LILLY *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: YES AS OFTEN AS I CAN Laughed So Hard You Cried?: YES :( Smiled For No Reason?: ALL THE TIME Sat On Your Rooftop?: YES ITS QUITE NICE UP THERE *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: COMPUTER Phone 0R IM?: PHONE McDonalds 0R Burger King?: MCDONALDS Summer 0R Winter?: SUMMER CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CDS XBox 0R PS2?: PS2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: XTRA CHEESE AND MUSHROOMS

Bad Girl Of The Week 10-6-08 Blue Roses
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-6-08 ~Blueroses~ Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname:debie Birthday:6-5 Zodiac Sign:Gemini Hair Color:Red Eye Color:Hazel Tattoos:None Piercings:Yes 5 *Favorites* Color:Blue Season:Spring Day Of Week:Saturday Animal:none Flower:Rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?:yes Smiled For No Reason?:always Sat On Your Rooftop?:actually yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:computer Phone 0R IM?:phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?:neither Summer 0R Winter?:summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:cds XBox 0R PS2?:don't play video games RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:everything on it Your Fears?:snakes Your Weakness?:little kids Do you like Thunderstorms?:love them Number of things in my Past I Regret?:too many to post Do you Swear?:sometimes Do y

Bad Girl Of The Week 10-13-08 Metal Baby
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-6-08 ~Metal Baby~ Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: (METAL BABY) Kelly Birthday: 5/16/77 Zodiac Sign: Taurus Hair Color: Brunet Eye Color: hazel Tattoos: none Piercings: two in both ears~closed now *Favorites* Color: PURPLE/ BLACK/ROYAL BLUE Season: WINTER Day Of Week: FRIDAY Animal: cats/bears Flower: Uhhh rose I guess *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes Smiled For No Reason?: yes Sat On Your Rooftop?: no *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: computer Phone 0R IM?: phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: neither Summer 0R Winter?: winter CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CD XBox 0R PS2?:none RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: stuff crust Your Fears?: dying Your Weakness?: my flaws Do you like Thunderstorms?: YES Number of things in my Pas

Bad Girlfriend
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell. Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town. Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up. No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's Comin' back to my place tonite! She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a bad, bad girlfriend! Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned But she's coming back to my place tonite. I say No one really knows just how far she's gonna go, But I'm gonna find out later tonite She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the be

Bad Girl Of The Week 10-20-08 Vamp Morticia
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-20-08 Vamp Morticia Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname:Vamp Morticia/Tamara Birthday:March 4th, 1975 Zodiac Sign:Pisces Hair Color:Dark Red Eye Color:Blue but they change sometimes Tattoos:None Piercings:Just ears (but 3) *Favorites* Color:Black Season:Fall Day Of Week:Monday Animal:turtles Flower:Rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:no, any offers? Laughed So Hard You Cried?:a lot with my kids Smiled For No Reason?:yes Sat On Your Rooftop?:nope *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:Computer Phone 0R IM?:IM or texting McDonalds 0R Burger King?:McDonald's Summer 0R Winter?:Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:Cds XBox 0R PS2?:XBox I guess cuz my son has one! RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:stuffed crust with beef, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, and cream cheese Your Fea

Bad Girl Of The Week 10-27-08 Ecuadorian Goddess
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-27-08 Ecuadorian Goddess Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname:Jojo Birthday:March 25th Zodiac Sign:Aries Hair Color:Black with blond highlights Eye Color:brown Tattoos:none Piercings:just the ears *Favorites* Color:black,baby,sky blue Season:spring,summer Day Of Week:fridays Animal:dogs Flower:roses *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:nope Laughed So Hard You Cried?:yes Smiled For No Reason?:yup Sat On Your Rooftop?:kind of hard to do afraid i might roll off lol *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:computer Phone 0R IM?:both McDonalds 0R Burger King?:both Summer 0R Winter?:summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:ipod/mp3s XBox 0R PS2?:dont have either one but if i had to choose ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:pepperoni,sausage Your Fears?:hmmmm getting attacked(raped et

Bad Girl Of The Week 11-03-08 Nicci
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-27-08 DJ NICCI Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her *Basics* Name/Nickname: Nicci Birthday: December 22 Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Hair Color: Brunette Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: Yes, One on the right side of my chest Piercings:Yes, Both ears *Favorites* Color:Purple Season:Fall Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal:penguin Flower:Carnation *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?:Yes Smiled For No Reason?:Yes Sat On Your Rooftop?:Yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:Computer Phone 0R IM?:Both McDonalds 0R Burger King?:Neither{can't have greasy foods} Summer 0R Winter?:Winter{im in northern ny} CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:cds XBox 0R PS2?:neither RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:buffalo chicken Your Fears?:loosing my kids Your Weakness?:Eyes Do you like Thunderstorms?:Yes Number of things

Bad Girl Of The Week 11-10-08 Bbw Goddess
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-10-08 BBW Goddess Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: BethAnne / Goddess Birthday: Sept 30 1972 Zodiac Sign: Libra Hair Color: Brunette this week.... Eye Color: Hazel Tattoos: None Piercings: Ears *Favorites* Color: Green & Pink Season: Autumn Day Of Week: Friday Animal: Polar Bear Flower: Carnations *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yep Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yep Smiled For No Reason?: Yep Sat On Your Rooftop?: Uh, No... *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: PC of course... (cuz you can watch t.v. on your pc..) Phone 0R IM?: Phone! McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Neither, Yuck! Summer 0R Winter?: Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: Mp3's!! XBox 0R PS2?: PS2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: x-tra cheese, green olives & ham Your Fears?: bridges over water, fire Y

Badger
Cunning badger of the forest, Guide me to wisdom, truth and light. All injustices against me, Wipe clean the slate and set them right. Aggressiveness, Reliance, Self-Expression The power of the Badger totem is its aggressiveness and the willingness to fight for what it wants. This aggression can also be turned to healing - for Badger is the keeper of Earth's healing herbs. Badger people are quick to express their feelings with concern for the consequences. They are often healers who have the courage to use unconventional methods. Badger has the ability to persist to find a cure. Badger people are often leaders and bosses, the one who will get the job done. If you have a Badger as a totem, you will likely be solitary but comfortable being alone. You are comfortable within yourself and very self-reliant. Badger anger can get your out of apathy, but be careful not to cut yourself (or others) to ribbons using. Badger is a powerful totem when used properly.

Bad Girl (closed)
She's such a Bad Girl TxWildFlower '73 She's 96k away from Henchman Let's SPANK her naughty little bottom good until she gets there! heheh Bad Girl is really a one of the sweetest women I have met on Fubar... She is caring, funny, and always willing to lend her friends a helping hand... Rate her Fan her Add her Comment her Buy her a present But most importantly... Spank her hard!! hehe She will LOVE it... and return it too... And I will pay you in tags to do it... For each folder you rate, I will make you a tag... Thanks bunches... Just private message Carrie when you are done... Rate her Toons folder... Toons Folder Rate her Angels and Fairies Folder... Angels and Fairies Folder Rate her Beautiful Pin Ups Folder... Beautiful Pin Ups Folder Once you have spanked her well... Send Carrie a private message letting her know which folder(s) you rated and which tag(s) you want personalized. And i

Bad Girl Of The Week
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-17-08 Sexy Green Eyes Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-11-10 17:46:00') (repost of original by 'ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ' on '2008-11-10 17:49:43') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-11-17 18:05:00')

Bad Girl Of The Week
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-24-08 > > Chocolate Bunny > > Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ > Here Is A Bit About Her > > ~ABOUT ME~ > > > *Basics* > Name/Nickname: Chocolate Bunny > Birthday: December 2, 1976 > Zodiac Sign: Sag > Hair Color: Black > Eye Color: Black > Tattoos: 1 cross on my left shoulder > Piercings: 2 in my ears > > > *Favorites* > Color: Pink > Season: Anything but FALL > Day Of Week: Sunday > Animal: Cats > Flower: Carnations > > > *Have You Ever* > Danced In The Rain?: Yes.. its wonderful > Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes..I'm easily entertained > Smiled For No Reason?: Yes.. > Sat On Your Rooftop?: No > > > *This 0R That* > Computer 0R T.V?: Computer, cause thats where my friends are. > Phone 0R IM?: IM > McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds > Summer 0R Winter?: Summer > CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CDs > XBox 0R PS2?: umm I want b

Bad Girl Of The Week 12-08-08 Hot & Fluffy
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 12-08-08 Hot&Fluffy Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Crystal Birthday: 06/16/1979 Zodiac Sign: Gemini Hair Color: Blond/with pink Eye Color: blue Tattoos: 6 Piercings: my ears,my lip *Favorites* Color: Purple and black or white Season: all but winter Day Of Week: everyday Animal: All kinds, animal lover Flower: carnations *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: yeah Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yeah Smiled For No Reason?: of course Sat On Your Rooftop?: no *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:both Phone 0R IM?: phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Mcdonalds Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: ipod XBox 0R PS2?: ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: pepperoni Your Fears?: dyeing Your Weakness?: not sure Do you like Thunderstorms?: NO Number of things in my

Bad Girl Of The Week 1-12-09 Mae Mae
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 1-12-09 † Måè Måè † Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All &Hearts; Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Mae Mae Birthday: 4/21/81 Zodiac Sign: taurus Hair Color: black Eye Color: brown Tattoos: 1 Piercings: 1 *Favorites* Color: green Season: Christmas Day Of Week: friday Animal: horse Flower: rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: yep Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yea Smiled For No Reason?: all the time Sat On Your Rooftop?: nope *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: puter Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: Ipod XBox 0R PS2?: ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: everything Your Fears?: snakes Your Weakness?: Do you like Thunderstorms?: no Number of things in my Past I Regret?: 2 Do you Swear?: nope Do you Shower Daily?: yes

Badgirl Auto 11 Auction
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Bad Girls&angels
romance rides a limo down a dark street a king needs a queen for his back seat words that he whisper make em loose control turns the bad girls to angels when he touch there soul loves a reflection in his cold eyes kindness is wornlike a disguise come on girl hes got a heart of gold turns the bad girls to angelswith a love so cold you was a good girl i know lovin was all youd show everything was kisses and sighs when cupids arrow hit you between your eyes one toutch is a little to much just ask them bad girls he turned to angels when he touched there world just ask them bad girls he turned to angels when he clutched there world glory awaits any girl come into his world and be one of his angels turns the bad girls to angels when he touched there world your moma warned you one time love can make you so blind you forgot what she said cause he had the looks that made the girls drop dead one kiss and you can be all his heaven awaits any girl come into his world an

Bad Girl~
He never knows the sins for which I'm atoning. His one question gets all the information he needs."Have you been a bad girl?"Though I'm sometimes unclear why, I always know somewhere deep inside myself that yes, I've been a very bad girl, and I desperately need to be punished for it.We've met like this several times now, and the pain gets more and more intense with each visit. Tonight was the last night before he had to go out of town for a ten day business trip, and I was more than a little wary of the evening's possibilities. He showed up at the door around seven, and I didn't see him carrying anything. This is because, I later realized, I didn't look hard enough. We sat on the couch for a while and chatted about upcoming events, recent shows, excellent movies - the usual things people chat about. Skeleton Key drifted around the room through the smoke from my clove, and I was beginning to feel relaxed. The atmosphere was light, and we were trading tasteless jokes. Before I'd even rea

The Badger
The badger grunting on his woodland trackWith shaggy hide and sharp nose scrowed with blackRoots in the bushes and the woods, and makesA great high burrow in the ferns and brakes.With nose on ground he runs an awkward pace,And anything will beat him in the race.The shepherd's dog will run him to his denFollowed and hooted by the dogs and men.The woodman when the hunting comes aboutGoes round at night to stop the foxes outAnd hurrying through the bushes to the chinBreaks the old holes, and tumbles headlong in. When midnight comes a host of dogs and menGo out and track the badger to his den,And put a sack within the hole, and lieTill the old grunting badger passes bye.He comes and hears—they let the strongest loose.The old fox hears the noise and drops the goose.The poacher shoots and hurries from the cry,And the old hare half wounded buzzes bye.They get a forked stick to bear him downAnd clap the dogs and take him to the town,And bait him all the day with many dogs,And laugh and

Bad Girl
Sheri was late. And..a little drunk...she knew Nickolas would be angry. What could she say....she met her friends for a drink after work, a guy propositioned her, a big black man, her inhibitions down, she accepted. He led her into the mens room, and sat on the toilet. Sheri knelt between his knees, and pulled his underwear down. The smell was almost overwhelming. His cock was odiferous, she could hardly stand it...to take it in her mouth...and the taste was bad, too. Sheri clinched the base of the cock and tried to suck it, her tongue swirled over the huge head, her mouth filled by its girth. But the SMELL! Sheri aggged a litytle bit, throwing up slightly in her own mouth. She raised up, and released her ample breasts so he could play with them. Sheri continued her work, holding her breath, and fingered his bung, blowing out the bad air, and sucking in a new mouthful. He liked it! She could feel his asshole sucking on her middle finger, and his hips rocked into her mouth. She slid

Bad Girl - Zz Top
See that girl with the red dress on,she can do it all night long,she's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.I know a girl that likes to flirt,she can do it in a mini skirt.She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.Ain't it a shame when a girl goes bad,it's enough to drive you mad. Yesterday I was playin' it coolbut she played me for a first class fool,she's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.I'm gonna tell you like I told some friendsI'm goin' back to dig her again.She's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.Ain't it a shame when a girl goes bad,it's enough to drive you mad. I know a girl with a GTO,she's the one that go cat go,she's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.See the girl dressed in green,she's the one that's a mean machine,she's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.Ain't it a shame when a girl goes bad,it's enough to drive you mad.

A Bad Husband Gets Caught
A Bad Husband Gets Caught by swingtime91 © My sister-in-law and I have always had a good relationship. I've found her very attractive since the day I first met her and I believe that she has always felt the same way. Over the years, there have been numerous occasions where we've flirted with each other, but we have never acted on anything. I am very happily married, and I've never wanted to jeopardize my marriage. My wife has mentioned more than once that she thinks Elise has a thing for me, and she has tried to question me about what I think about Elise, in her own sly way. I always know exactly what she's getting at, and have never fallen for her tricks. Elise and I have never vocalized any type of feelings. Our flirtations have always been physical; smiles, knowing glances, flirtatious touches, etc. I have fantasized about her while masturbating probably hundreds of times, but I never expected anything to happen between us. For the past three years or so, Elise has been dati

Bad Habits
Breaking the Habit of Feeling Bad About Myself When I was very young, I needed to be taught As all children do How to choose wisely. And so I was taught That when I chose badly Or made a mistake To feel bad about myself. The teaching was successful. By so many criteria I did indeed Choose wisely. But every decision No matter how wise Included a bit Of feeling bad That never went away. It just built up over time. And though I did well My unhappiness grew No matter what I did. If I'd been unable To learn other ways To define choosing wisely, I would have begun Choosing very badly When the unhappiness Became intolerable. Then one day Someone told me Feeling bad about myself Only gets in the way Of choosing wisely. At first I didn't believe, But the more I tried it The more I was convinced: We do our best And decide most wisely When we feel good About ourselves. A horrible mistake, Or a s

Bad Husband's Routine
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the ladies' bowling league, honey," he says. "We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi, Davey! Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. S

Bad Habits
Ugh. I'm trying to break myself of the bad habit of chewing on my fingernails. And it is a tough one to break, lemme tell you! I never really cared about doing it before, because I need my nails short anyway, but I've decided I want my hands to look more presentable, and it bugs me, now, that I'm having so much trouble with it. I need to buy some straws. My sister says that when they're trying to cure little kids of biting their nails (apparently I have an oral fixation... don't leer, it's rude), they give them straws to chew on. But it's driving me crazy! Now that I'm paying attention, I'm noticing that I have my fingers in my mouth all the time. So far, though, I've managed not to chew the nails on my right hand for three weeks. I've not been as successful with my left hand, although they're still in better shape than they would normally be. But I've been fairly successful so far. More successful than I was with that "stop going to bed so late" vow. (Still doing OK on

Bad Habit
How many times Are you gonna apologise about the same thing And how many times can I take you back When I'm not the one that's doin' wrong (When I'm not the one that's doin' wrong, no) I thought maybe if I started prayin' That we would get better, but When I would pray the answer would always come Back to me bein' done But we are so hard headed when we're in love So I I told myself that I would make some changes But the more I change there's one thing that remains the same I can't seem to shake ya You seem to really have a hold on me And everytime that we break up We turn around and make up This can't go on now I gotta move on now It's not the fact that I don't love you no more But I gotta break this bad habit Can't take his bad habit no more I'm totally out of my element Learnin' new ways to live, while your in a comfort zone Not even thinkin, (you couldn't think about me) to call And then when I get mad you buy me gifts Thinkin' it's gonna solve every

Bad Habits
Bad habits, Bad habits Picked a few up nine years in this game Bad habits, Bad habits Life style's fast driving me insane Bad habits, bad habits Daily doses you just got to maintain Bad habits, bad habits Drinking beer, smoking weed, and a pack a day A pack a day (Cigerettes) seven grams of weed (chronic) A beer when i'm ready (Bud light) Yall know me, (Who?) yeah I got some habits, I picked up a few, it's the d-lo-c so what chu gonna do? The demons inside me, are clinging so tightly, the voices in my head say "You don't wanna come down" m'kay. A pack a day to get me by, an ounce of weed to keep me high Alochol still numbs the pain, some things in life just never change I don't know but i've been told, you live this way you won't grow old Our addiction hits so quick, these bad habits are hard to quit Bad habits, Bad habits Everybody has them, who you got to blame? Bad habits, Bad habits Flush it all away, go an' spit it down the drain Bad habits, Bad habits

A Bad Habbit
have you ever had that feeling where you need total yearning? feelings of emotions you cannot control? you dont want to have but they just happen no matter what. the moment when you say yes she could be the one. NO NO you stupid idiot how dare you think you can have something that should not be?! WHY!? tell me why cant i find it! why cant i find the one im supposed to be with?! in this fucked up misery we call life... this moment of perpetual drama where the ones we are supposed to love come for us?!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! its not that way DPS!!! look inside yourself and you will find her!! the one! NO i will look further into the depths of shadows and evil! i will look into the void of my soul and bring out the fate and the destiny that is mine!!! show me of dark deeds show me oh foul emisaries of the pit! i becon thee once again as before so the shadow in me grows!!!!!! show me the one whom i must die for... show me the one whom i will love

Bad Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back. "A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your house."

Bad Hook!
I just finish a fishing job down south of Odessa, Tx on a rig #16. I had been telling the new worms to stay off the floor while I was jarring on the fish. The driller pulled up to jarring weight of 240,000. Thats when the the hook parted and it all went to hell in a hand basket. Thank GOD no one was hurt, but a lot of draws had to be cleaned after this. Check out the pictures in album, Rig #16. These new wave roughnecks still have a lot to learn, but they out there making them bite. My hats off to all of them!

Bad Habit Lounge
If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out! Click this link to visit us in The Bad Habit!!!: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55194 Just some information. We are looking to make some layout changes and need YOUR input!!! We are currently running a contest to determine the New background for the lounge. Top 3 entry's win Prizes!!!! 1st Place: One Big Pimpin Porsche 2nd Place: One Big Pimpin Corvette 3rd Place: One Big Pimpin Silver Motorcycle (Prizes may be exchanges for alternate of equal or lesser Fu-Value) Here are the Details. To enter you MUST be a lounge member and submit either Pic's or Links to Pic's for up to 5 Photo's you would like to see as background here in "The Bad Habit" Lounge. Pic's should be in some way related to The Bad Habit (Do not have to involve nun's, be creative. The name can imply many different things) All entries should be sent to MICT1ab@yahoo.com or MEDIC!!!'s Fu-mail by no later than 3:00pm PST on Friday Fe

Bad Habit !!
I have now for along time believed in someone who just keep's playing game's with me....BUT that's okay I have given him plenty of chance's he know's who he is. He know's I do care for him so he has used that against me it's ok I won't be around much longer so he can go play with the other's. He cannot hurt me no more. Good luck to you Jon.

Bad Habitz Rules
Bad Habitz Radio Lounge Rules Lounge Rules: No Bag Heads. (must have default pic) No Douchebags. No Drama/No Bullshit - take it to the shoutbox. Respect us and we will respect you. No caps lock except for staff. Please do not post links with out mgmt approval. Cam Rules (for viewers): Only lounge members with an approved fubar salute may get the cam password. Only management may give the password out . . . please ask them if you meet the criteria. How to make a salute. To get on cam you must be staff or have permission from Crzy Lil Rawker, Rawkaholic, or one of the Managers.Member cam info and rules for those on cam. Nudity is a random occasion on cam, no directing the people on cam.

Bad Hibit
Happiness is just a gash away When i open a familiar scar Pain goes shooting like a star Comfort hasn't failed to follow so far... And you might say it's self-indulgent You might say its self-destructive But, you see, it's more productive Than if i were to be healthy & pens and penknives take the blame Crane my neck & scratch my name But the ugly marks Are worth the momentary gain... When i jab a sharpened object in Choirs of angels seem to sing Hymns of hate in memorandum And you might say it's self-indulgent And you might say it's self-destructive But, you see, it's more productive Than if i were to be happy And sappy songs about sex and cheating Bland accounts of two lovers meeting Make me want to give mankind a beating And you might say it's self-destructive But, you see, i'd kick the bucket Sixty times before i'd kick the habit And as the skin rips off i cherish the revolting thought That even if i quit There's not a chance in hell i'd stop

~ Bad Habits ~
***5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Relationship*** I Read this and thought it was well written...hope it may help someone, somewhere. Always fighting for Love to Survive....Peace. 1. BODY INSECURITIES You know you have this problem if... You cringe and cover up when your partner sees you naked. Compliments make you nervous and defensive. Thinking about his positive attributes makes you wonder what he's doing with you. Why is it a problem? When we are ashamed of our bodies, we "withdraw sexually" and have trouble "being playful and free," says relationship expert Dr. Alice Pisciotto. Many people resort to substances to deal with their insecurites (for example, drinking in order to have sex), which can ruin a sense of closeness. How to fix it: The first step is awareness: realizing, for example, that when he says, "you look beautiful in that dress" and you hear, "go to the gym," it's not because he's being sarcastic, but because you feel ashamed of your bo

Badhabitz Lounge
Badhabitz Lounge is #1 in my books. They are some of the coolest people that hang out there. We are crazy, unpredictable, friendly, funny, personable, but very lovable. We can say , do, be what we need to , without anyone downing us for it. We start out as strangers , turn friends , and end as the best famiily. If your looking for a place to hang and enjoy your time on Fubar Ome visit this lounge and meet some of the greatest people to inter your life. Stop in say hi and talk to us. We will most likely turn out to be the (HABIT) you need. Lots of Love To My Habitz Family SexyTexy

Bad Horrorr Movies Ever!
wrost horror scaryer movies ever! warning spoiler alert! Current mood: angry Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities from 2000-2009 , and sure some of you all will agree with me when i name these wrost remakes and chineese jap horrorr movies ever! 1- Quarantine-the girl was hot in it, but other zombie virus who did it thing where everyone dieds it it heh!2- The Grudge 1-2 and there going make thrid one only mother fucker of cheese whiz!3- one missed call! come on ghost on cell phone than uses weapons like wow!4- Shutter- omg run its missed up picture ahhhhhhhh!5- the ring 1-2 , well it was maybe only good jap horror film but omg its VHS tape going tell me im going die in 7 days MOMMY!6- well theres like 10-15 movies made with giant snakes, alitgators, only thing have to say it those ppl need get life, stop jekring off, and go back to film school!7- new texas chainsaw masscure, 1-2 - blows donky balls bad writeing and nothing like old 70..s one!8- the

Bad Habitz Radio Hiring Information
We are Hiring for the following Positions, job descriptions follow: Promoters - Lure people into the lounge through comments, bulletins, and bartab invites. Help with graphic design and coding for bulletins and comments would be awesome but not a must. D.J.s - Want to play the songs you want to hear? Here's your chance - the one rule radio station - NO COUNTRY! Security - Dislike douchebags? Do we have the job for you! Help keep Bad Habitz douchebag and drama free!! Cam Girls - Like showing off on cam? or just letting your presence in the lounge being seen? We've got 3 cams for you to strut your stuff on! Corruptors (greeters)- Like helping people be bad?!? The best way is to corrupt them!! Ask us how! **NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE AN APPROVED FUBAR SALUTE TO WORK FOR BAD HABITZ RADIO!** For more details contact: Sinful Rawker, or Rawkaholic. If interested please click below for the application: BHR Application

Bad 24 Hours
So last night my kids were running around my room playing tag. They ran past the night stand and took out my Blackberry. Now it won't charge and the screen is cracked. This morning I go to start my laptop and get the Blue Screen of Death. Turns out the motherboard fried during last night's thunder storms when the power surged. All of my pictures and music on that computer are gone. Back up people!! A few minutes ago my ex-brother in law stops by with his kids and yellow lab. The dog slams in to the entertainment center and knocks down the 56" flat screen....SMASH!!!!! Screen is shattered. He's going to buy me a new one but it will be a few weeks since he's broke right now. Verizon still hasn't figured out why the home phone isn't working. The people I bought this place from still had a rotary phone system so they might have to dig up the yard and install new cables. If one more thing goes wrong I'm taking hostages!!!

Bad I Am
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Bad Ivy... (short Story)
Bad Ivy… Fall 2006 I was arrested, outside my old apartment building on 3rd St. The ride to the local police station was a haze, as I was trapped inside my thoughts. What had I done? Why was I in trouble? I didn’t even notice when we stopped. I just remember a tall, thin man in a dark uniform pulling me out of the car by my arm. He smelled of cigarettes and very cheap whiskey; the mixture made me sick. I was led straight to an interrogation room with sickly gray walls, one metal table and two uncomfortable chairs. I was instructed to sit opposite a large mirror that took up almost an entire wall. I noticed right away my black eye and swollen cheek. My lip was cut, too. How the hell did that happen? I reached up to touch the bruise on my face, seeing the blood on my hands. I looked down at them, not even recognizing them. My hands were cut and red, my knuckles swollen and bruised. Some of the blood was dried, but some was still fresh. A fat cop caught my attent

Bad Idea To Sass Master.........
She knew she was in trouble before her hand reached from the door to the house. Her stomach quivered thinking of the tone in His voice when He had reprimanded her for her insolence. What had she been thinking to have been so lippy to Him? She felt dread roll in her belly at the thought of what would come. Thank God, He hadn't told her to cook. She would have been hard pressed to focus enough to do more than burn the meal... and that wouldn't have boded well for the color of her ass. Not that her ass would be any other color than red before the evening was over. She hung up her coat and headed to the room to prepare as He had ordered. She took off her suit and hung it neatly on a hanger. She rolled her neck from side to side as if to relieve the tension building there. She sat demurely on the chair as she slid off her heels. Next came her thigh highs. She slipped her heels back on as He had been very specific about her clothing. She unhooked her bra, massaging the tender undersides o

Bad Ideas
Gentlemen: An effective pick-up line does not include, "I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night." Or, "You've got tits like microwave." This has been a Public Service Announcement. Don't use dirty needles, kids.

Bad Is Bad By Huey Lewis & The News
Went uptown to see my cousin Plays guitar, sounds like a chainsaw buzzin' In the crowd, I see his mom and dad I said "Hey, hey Uncle, man your son is bad" But sometimes, sometimes Bad Is Bad Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad. Across the street, a neon sign All you can eat for a dollar ninety nine Aww, that old stew is the baddest in the land But one dollar's worth was all that I could stand [ Bad Is Bad lyrics fromhttp://www.lyricsyoulove.com/h/huey_lewis_the_news/bad_is_bad/ ]But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad. Back uptown to see marie Nobody home, I opened the door with my key "I love you, Huey" was the note I read But there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad.

*bad Idea
She's talking about all her petsAnd how they're so crazyI'm checking out her assetsThinking just maybeShe's naming all her friendsThat she wants me to meetI'll probably never call her backWaiter where's my checkThis bitch is obviously crazyThis was a bad ideaI never wanted all thisIt's been fun but I'll see yaCan we skip the goodbyesMove on with our livesI know you saw potential babyI just think you're fucking crazyIt's 2 AMShe's leaving messages on my phoneShe must be a messBecause she can't be aloneI'm being watched at the mallShe traced all my callsAnd now she's saying she can't live without meAnd how she heard it from some psychic ladyIt was only just one dateI don't believe in fate This was a bad idea I never wanted all this It's been fun but I'll see ya Can we skip the goodbyes Move on with our lives I know you saw potential baby I just think you're fucking crazy

Bad Joke
One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, “Take it off!” The man in front turns around and says, “Can you please quiet down, I’m trying to enjoy the show.” The man in the back says, “I’m sorry, it’s just my enthusiasm.” The stripper begins to take off her dress. So the guy in back yells, “Take it off!!!” The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet. The guy in back again says that it was just his enthusiasm. The stripper then proceeds to remove her bra. The guy in back again yells, “Take it off!!!” The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet again getting the same response from the guy in back. Then the stripper removes her g-string, and everyone in the club gets on their feet and cheers and yells, all except for the guy in the back. The guy in front turn’s around and says, “Where’s your enthusiasm now, pal?” Th

Bad Joke
An old man and woman lived alone for so long and there was no sex till finally the woman snaped .... she stripped off her clothes and tied a sheet like a cape around her neck .... she ran out of the house and jumped to a stop in front of the mail man ... she yelled SUPER PUSSY ! She ran around the block and yelled as she went SUPER PUSSY ! ... she ran back in the house and into the kitchen where her husband sat ... She Yelled SUPER PUSSY ! he looked at her and then said " I will Have the Soup. " Sorry I was reminded of that by some thing .

Bad Jokes
Q: Why did Sadam Husein want looser pants ? A: He heard some one say he was soon going to be well hung ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig th

Bad Joke - Ghosts Sex
GHOST SEX: A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you, who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big Arkansas redneck student replied w

Bad Jokes! = )~
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already ha

Bad Johnny~!!
LIttleJohnny comes down to breakfast and since they live on a farm, > his mother asks if he had done his chores."Not yet," said > little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until his does > his chores.Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed > the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, > and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a > pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a > bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? > Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his > mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any > eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any > bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a > week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes > down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, > and says, "Are you going to t

Bad Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"

Bad Juju
"Piet... Omuloria Ojirun Osseriav... Piet.. Myancor uriogi fyronus... Piet... MMMmmmmm." Vala chanted the Ancient words from the heavy leather-bound book without fully understanding them. The spell was more complex than any she'd tried before. She wasn't supposed to have this book, having "borrowed" it from the coven library even though novices weren't even supposed to look at it. She'd gotten over the fear of being naked and alone in the unlocked boiler room of her apartment building. None of the other student residents had stayed in town this long weekend, and the landlord only showed up after the fourth phoned-in complaint. Nonetheless, it had taken her some time to relax, and longer still to summon the courage to start. Now, however, she was fully committed, and the mounting pleasure threatened to interrupt her incantation. "Piet... ahhhh... Omuloria Ojirun Osseriav... Piet. .mmmmMMMMM Myancor uriogi fyronus... Piet... nnssss.." She knelt, knees apart, legs and feet lined up

Bad Joke
the delivery lady at work likes to be funny, so she's often telling dirty jokes. she's about 66....doesn't wear a bra or put her teeth in. you'd have to see her to truly appreciate her classiness. anyway, todays joke: When you are finished having sex, there are four animals in the bedroom. What are they? 2 tired asses 1 wet pussy and 1 dead cock in my case, cock resurrection is always my hope. she also told me all i need is a rich, ancient guy that would be content just to rub my back.... i asked her: but who will scratch my itches?

Bad Kitty
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

Bad Karma
Well within a month I have or am having another week I would like to forget. I have been very negative about things. Actually closer to very angry. And I am tired of it, so I hate to say it, feel it, do it, or even act it. I am gonna learn to keep my mouth closed. And just give up, because it seems like no matter what sort of intention I have everything always works out wrong. I am the Best Friend, the Best Friend Forever, the Best Friend with Benefit's. And I hate this feeling because it just makes me feel like I am complaining an bitching. I have to admit my wrongs or things will never get better. But, when you practically cuss out your daughter. The one person who loves you unconditionally. You know your having a bad week. I will probably go to bed tonight have a good cry. And try to wake up tomorrow with a better attitude and out look. All I feel like is they won. Taking my Ex back to court why she doesn't show up. You know to get Custody of my daughter. Its not wo

Bad Kitty Has Gone Crazy! Loco! Insane! *see Inside*
During my Happy Hour we are all gonna get CrAzY! I have 2 albums with 100 pix each - 200 pix in all Here's the payout: rate 200 pix 10's get 10,000 fubucks rate 100 pix 11's comment on each get 20,000 fubucks. During the HH I will write down all who complete the challenge and contact me thru private message than I will draw a name and that person will win a 3 day blast! So Let's get cRaZy! This Kitty only brings Good Luck! So Stop on by during my very First Happy Hour! Come Level Up On Me, The Best Fu Owner, and The Love of my Life! ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ @ fubar My Fu Owner ~ Haŵk@ fubar My Baby ~ The Bad Wolfy@ fubar I Hope to be seeing YOU! My Happy Hour begins Friday @ 7PM (PST - Fubar time)8PM MT, 9PM CST, 10PM EST With you there it will be just Puuuuuurfect!

Bad Karma...
These past few weeks have been a real eye opener. I have seen who my true friends are and who is there for me in my time of need. It made me realize how much I've grown these past years. I guess I was living in a world where change was a slow process but in reality it was much faster than I want to admit. I guess you can say im naive, but then again who isnt at one point or another. We pick and choose what we want to see and sometimes reality can bite us in the ass. I dont where I lost touch with reality but im glad I quickly snapped out of it. I now, more than ever, am ready to move out of my hometown and into a new world on my own. I guess when things go wrong, it gives you the much needed to push to do something crazy. Take some risk. I never wanted to be far away from my family or friends but maybe its independence from all that comfort I have grown accustomed to, is what I need to move onto the next chapter of my life. I think that I have reached a point in my life where I need so

Bad Kitty For Spotlight!!!
Bad Kitty Wants a Spotlight Yes, this time is for me!!! I will need all the love from all my Friends and Family! Please, Help me I will Accept any Donation I can get.. Gimme More - Britney Spears I had Wait for a Long time to get to godmother to have my 1st SPOTLIGHT so here is the Info! I Need about 11 Mil to have to Bid on the Spotlight and Still Have a Little for my self after..... Please Help, I will safe Everyone Link and make an Thanks Bully after I get the SPOTLIGHT!!!! I will Wait To see Who Donates Rates Are very welcome that give me Fu-Bucks too!

Bad Kitty!!!!!
Bad Kitty Wants a Spotlight Yes, this time is for me!!! I will need all the love from all my Friends and Family! Please, Help me I will Accept any Donation I can get.. Gimme More - Britney Spears I had wait till the moment I got close to be a Godmother to ask for big time Donations!!!! I Need about 11 Mil to have to Bid on the Spotlight and Still Have a Little for my self after..... Please Help, I will safe Everyone Link and make an Thanks Bully after I get the SPOTLIGHT!!!! I will Wait To see Who Donates Rates Are very welcome that give me Fu-Bucks too!

Bad Kitty Need Help For Spotlight
Yes, I'm trying Still! I will need all the love from all my Friends and Family! Please, Help me I will Accept any Donation I can get.. Gimme More - Britney Spears I had Wait for a Long time to get to godmother to have my 1st SPOTLIGHT so here is the Info! I Need about 10 Mil till I can get the Spotlight, because now is hard to get it!! Please Help, I will safe Everyone Link and make an Thanks Bully after I get the SPOTLIGHT!!!! I will Wait To see Who Donates Rates Are very welcome that give me Fu-Bucks too! Here is my link: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~~ Fu-Daughter to Flanman ~~ And Fu- Sister to Me & Luckyone86 ~~@ fubar

Bad Kids (poppin Heads Tribute To Gears3 Halo3 And Codmw3)
It doesn't matter what game i play, i just keep knocking these heads off like they're all the same weather it be horde mode, firefight Special Ops, I End With every mission Top Notch everyone think's they are the top shit! Well they never messed with YoUr M0M Ju5t on that pick! I throw gernades like its out of style, but how far i throw it kills by a fucking mile see me everwhere on any game, I just beat mk9 in about A DAY! No matter the achivement needs to be unlocked but my group will stand behind me nostop until the games out of date, or bad kids hide in corners all day i'll always be the number one screaming BAD KIDS, STAY OUT MY WAY, NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL EVER CHANGE THE FLOW OF MY GAMEPLAY TODAY..HAHA IM YOU CUSS AND SCREAM ANYWAY So beating every game is the thing i do, on a hardest setting like i've got something to prove Verteran hardcore legendary, i'm the best number one not secendary on contrarey, im always the one on the team THAT CARRYS! BAD KIDS,

A Badly Behaved Wife
A Badly Behaved Wife by English Bob © Sitting here thinking now, I wonder what possessed us to do what we did. Admittedly, Diane has always been a lot more adventurous than I, but I didn't think that even she would have had the audacity. Diane is my wife of only four years and the story that I'm about to relate took place while we were on a walking holiday a few weeks ago. I have to be honest and say that two weeks of walking around the countryside, no matter how pretty the scenery, would not have been my first choice of holiday destination. I'm much more of an indoor type, but as I've said, Diane is far more adventurous. She's a lot fitter than me and at nearly six feet, is also much taller. The only thing I was really looking forward to was seeing her long, sexy legs revealed by her tight shorts and walking boots as we hiked. The holiday started fairly well. A few shortish walks followed by a few beers in a local pub was fine with me. It was on the fourth day that Di sugge

Bad Luck Blue Eyes
With my winter time My idols and stage fright In another night Where the lights are loud and bright One dream from waking up saved Too shy to hold in the rage I know no luxury Of knowing what your eyes read I know one million ways To always pick the wrong thing to say A love that you never gave Always a time zone away It's not out of spite I know what's right Bad Luck Blue Eyes Goodbye Sometimes a memory Only sees what it wants to believe And what's filled in between Are days and nights that don't mean a thing Such a simple suicide A second chance never tried And you don't understand I need a helping hand So you think that you've seen it all Is that a fact? So out your mouth a dictionary Spouts about this and that You got your do's, your don'ts Because and why I don't trust no one who don't Take their own advice Bad Luck Blue Eyes Goodbye

Bad Luck
Well first of all my van blows up....so I'm without a vehicle. Then today my sister who lives with me along with her husband and baby was leaving for school and some dumb ass who always flies down my road entirely to fast creamed the side of her 03 Hyundai Sonata. It broke the front axle and completely trashed the whole drivers side. The car is a total loss. Soooo now we are down to NO vehicles in my house and 3 kids! This totally sucks ass. I need to find a car FAST

Bad Luck
In my latest blogs I told you about my health. It turned out that I had the Lyme disease, again. The doctor gave me medication but I was allergic. So back to the doctor again and now Im supposed to be healthy. My wrist isnt good yet, have to go to the hospital to find out if its CTS. My appointment is in june, so I have to wait a little bit longer. But I had a week with bad luck so it wasnt over yet. Some f*cking junks had the idea that my mp3 player in my car was worth a lot of money, so they ripped it. Now I have no music in my car and so much damage, that my car is back to the dealer. My "new" car is really my financial disaster at the moment. I have less time left because I have to go with the train and greyhound now and that takes me 1 1/2 hour to get to my work. Normally, with car, Im in 1/4 hour at my work. A new colleague of mine (same zodiac sign) is also in his bad luck week. Yesterday, after a teammeeting that also sucked, we had to take the greyhound together and we ende

Bad Luck Anyone?
I think if it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any at all. On the way to work I stopped at a gas station to get something to drink. I get back to my car turn the key and ..... nothing! This is the third vehicle to break down this week. I had to call a friend to get him to go to my house and tell my husband. 45 minutes to an hours later they show up to get me back home. Called in for the night at work because I'm tired as hell. Plus no way to get to work.

Badly Drawn Boy
There's nothing I could say To make you try to feel ok And nothing you could do To stop me feeling the way I do And if the chance should happen That I never see you again Just remember that I'll always love you I'd be a better person On the other side I'm sure You'd find a way to help yourself And find another door To shrug off minor incidents And make us both feel proud I just wish I could be there To see you through You always were the one To make us stand out in a crowd Though every once upon a while Your head was in the cloud There's nothing you could never do To ever let me down And remember that I'll always love you

Bad Little Bat Ch 01
Bad Little Bat by odderotica © Gotham is a big scary dark city. Barbra grew up here. She is a bright girl, quite small and agile, with a mind and body that match. School come easy for her, as most things did. Still, she was poor. On her Father’s salary, she could not complain. Not even the Police Commissioner makes that much in Gotham, partly to keep the cops looking for bribes and hand outs. Everything in that city seemed geared toward corruption, but her Father was not corrupt. But she was. Her Father worked within the system, within the law. Barbra's friends did not. She trained and studied for years and at 17, she set out to shadow the Batman. A year later, she was 'full partners" in on the whole secret. The next year, she went off on her own again, with support, to best use her own ways. The lights went out, and the backup batteries must have failed. He stopped rolling his joint, stood up and grabbed his piece. With a languid step he stumbled into the kitchen. Lazily he

Bad Little Bat Ch. 02
Bad Little Bat Ch. 02 by odderotica © Fake tits and bleached blond hair flipped and flopped wildly on the stage. Tiffany was a new dancer, fresh off the street, yet here she was dancing in the Pimp Room. The Pimp Room was the place to dance in Gotham. Of course, all the dancers were working girls as well Oswald saw to that. Each and every girl was a tried and true slut, and every man a pervert or a criminal. Mr. Hot Shit sat at a table in the back and eyed the fresh meat on stage. She danced clumsily, but with enthusiasm. Her breasts fell like ripe cantaloupes into large pink nipples and her bush was trimmed gold, framed with a simple runic tattoo and her legs were impossibly long. As she jiggled her unnatural assets the clients began pricing her out. On man came over with 30 dollars and she smoothed him in her ample cleavage as he felt up her ass. She only pushed him away as he pressed his finger into her naked, puckered asshole. A man in a suit came up and threw a hundred

Bad Little Bat Ch. 03
Bad Little Bat Ch. 03 by odderotica © Batgirl stood surrounded by men. The men were armed and dangerous; each suit hid a gun, every boot a dagger. She knew the men very well of course. This was an old style mafia family, now lead by a Mr. HotShit and his band of cousins and brother in laws and sons. She was the only girl in the room. Most of the men stood slowly, in a stoned daze, for they had drank to heavily off the liquor she had drugged. A sly smile flickered across her lips as the first on pulled his gun and clumsily waved it at her blurred image. With a giggle she simply reached out and grasped his arm firmly at the wrist. Pulling it up and away from him as her long leg stuck out at his thigh. Within a minute, that gun and all the others that had come out to play were safely in a locked bulletproof bag she had brought, and stashed away in a dark corner of the room. All the other guns in the house were already disabled, as were the phones and the security systems. Bar

Bad Luck Comes In Threes?
Okay...I've had a crap week... First, my car crapped out on me. It started with the belt getting shredded (which was fixed by replacing the pulley)...and it just progressed from there to the point where the power steering pump seized. -_-; Second, we got locked IN the house. Yes, I know, that sounds so retarded, but it's true. Got home from work, closed the door, gathered what I needed (keys to the truck, my purse, and a jacket since it was freakin' snowing!)...then, when I went to leave, I couldn't get the door open. o.O I tried a few times, but all to no avail. So, I gave up and called hubby over to help me and felt like a total dork 'cause I couldn't get the stupid door to open. I felt somewhat better when HE couldn't get it open either. Long story short, he took the doorknob off, and it fell apart in many, many itty bitty pieces...but the door STILL wouldn't open, so we had to take it off the hinges and kick it in from outside (thank goodness we have a front door -_-

Bad Little Bat Ch. 01
Bad Little Bat Ch. 01 by odderotica © Gotham is a big scary dark city. Barbra grew up here. She is a bright girl, quite small and agile, with a mind and body that match. School come easy for her, as most things did. Still, she was poor. On her Father’s salary, she could not complain. Not even the Police Commissioner makes that much in Gotham, partly to keep the cops looking for bribes and hand outs. Everything in that city seemed geared toward corruption, but her Father was not corrupt. But she was. Her Father worked within the system, within the law. Barbra's friends did not. She trained and studied for years and at 17, she set out to shadow the Batman. A year later, she was 'full partners" in on the whole secret. The next year, she went off on her own again, with support, to best use her own ways. The lights went out, and the backup batteries must have failed. He stopped rolling his joint, stood up and grabbed his piece. With a languid step he stumbled into the kitchen. Laz

Bad Love
Oh what a feeling I get when I�m with you You take my heart into everything you do And it makes me sad for the lonely people I walked that road for so long Now I know that I�m one of the lucky people Your love is making me strong I�ve had enough bad love I need something I can be proud of I�ve had enough bad love No more bad love And now I see that my life has been so blue With all the heartaches I had till I met you But I�m glad to say now that�s all behind me With you here by my side And there�s no more memories to remind me Your love will keep me alive Eric Clapton Videos | Music Video | Atlanta Homes

Bad Luck
this last few weeks have been horrible luck for me i got sick for a week then i got better for a few days then got sick again after i got better my car broke down i finaly got my car fixed and now i have a broken tail bone!

A Badly Broken Heart
My heart says this can't be true. I am hurt more than you will ever know. Never felt so lonely and blue. My brain says, You put up a big show, You're a real pro. And still There are all the moments we've shared, And a big part of me, Trusts you completely, And still feels for you so deeply. I will never forget you, My love.

Bad Luck Blue Eyes Goodbye - The Black Crowes
Special Offer Download Black Crowes Ringtones Now!With my winter time My idols and stage fright In another night Where the lights are loud and bright One dream from waking up saved Too shy to hold in the rage I know no luxury Of knowing what your eyes read I know one million ways To always pick the wrong thing to say A love that you never gave Always a time zone away Its not out of spite I know whats right Bad luck blue eyes goodbye Sometimes a memory Only sees what it wants to believe And whats filled in between Are days and nights that dont mean a thing Such a simple suicide A second chance never tried And you dont understand I need a helping hand So you think that youve seen it all Is that a fact? So out your mouth a dictionary Spouts about this and that You got your dos, your donts Because and why I dont trust no one who dont Take their own advice Bad luck blue eyes goodbye

Bad Luck!!!
Ok anyone that knows me knows I generally have bad luck, (read my blogs if you dont know) I don’t let it get me down… well usually!!! So last night I go home after doing my usual Monday driving around… ya so hate it but it is what we do for our kids. So after driving around for an hour and a half I get home and everyone is in their rooms, yes the house was pretty clean (could have been better but with 9 kids it was good). It was about 6 and of course the 2 teenagers at home could not start dinner, so I started dinner. I am in the kitchen cooking for about 15 minutes and I hear a HUGE crash… scared the crap out of me. I look around and cannot find out what it was. The kids are still in their room (of course don’t come out to say welcome home mom) and the dogs are outside, so I keep cooking. Well about 15 minutes later I have dinner to a point that I can go outside and have a smoke. So I walk out in the garage and step in a HUGE pile of glass… I look around and cannot figure out what

Bad Love
bad love... nothing to ever be quite the same an innocense lost, my innocense the truth i was so determined not to dig for, has been unburied it doesnt only hurt, it left scars so deep that life makes me have to deal with yet i cannot help but feel saddened by these memories meaningless and pointless as it is to beat myself up over this dead weight trying to dole punishment out on myself for something his crude love did to me not loving me should have been enough but to cause so much pain on the young with feelings of abandonment and helplessness at a life that stays darkened and sad forgotten and lost in this chaotic world how do i find myself with a broken soul? ____________ Copyright protected. Sole ownership belongs to me. NO unauhorized posting or usage without express written approval from me.

Bad Luck Where In World Is My Any Gl
Yesturday my tire comptly flat and my spear was down too. just right now seem everything can go worng has. then thought friend ceard but she did't. now am getting ban by friends i have not done anything to, does anyone care abiyt me and to be friends

Badlands
Sleep was impossible last night, as in most nights. When it seems impossible to achieve sleep it shows mercy or may be it just got board and then rest becomes reality. As demons of past subside and as i drift off i realized that i have a song in my head from Bruce Springsteen. How relevant this song is to me at this time and believing has never been my strong point i think i see. I see a world where the allusiveness of sleep is vanquished. I see demons that though may never be slain will be no more than an exhibit on display.

Bad Lieutenant
Man, three days left or whatever. I guess I should start wrapping things up and stop shooting my mouth off. And I will do just that. But not today. What? It’s me. How could I possibly resist telling a story? Anyway, on to my tale. (That’s what SHE said!) My elite cadre and I were enjoying a tasty treat of a movie called Bad Lieutenant yesterday and there was unfortunately one particular gentleman not apart of said cadre who decided to be present at the time. Ke-rist. It's people like this disgusting piece of shit that have names like "Cookie", are 100 billion tons over weight, shave their legs and wear girdles that are the worst kind of Glen Burnie trash: the kind that are too stupid to live and federal law makes illegal to kill. He was one of those “outburst” type people. He had absolutely no filter, and when something shocking would appear, he’d yell “Oh shit!” or “That’s gross”. I also learned that, “[Harvey Keitel] isn’t a very good detective.” and that guy is “stupid, yo

Badly Scammed With $fraud:{fck!!
Today i gotta check that turned out 2 be a Fraud scam,yet it wasn't from the sweepstakes I s'posedly w0n 2nd place prize in.I'm Grateful Wachovia Bank Caught it though or i would've been in deep shitt.The check itself was made out for $2,950Dollars & looked truely real,but was total counterfeit..Ppl,If any of you get somethin' from the mail from a place called "Info Direct Grant"_Listen right now!I'm Posting against these Frauds..They'll snd a chk 2 you'r mailbox enclosed w / a letter that has a # to call,This fagot Daniel Reed will tell u 2 deposit the check in2 your checking account,right away then ask you to call them back(so he can possibly withdraw the $$ from your account and get rich off of you!)The check (if deposited}would come back No good & backfire against you_then you'd owe the bank & be out the money alltogether!on the check i rec'd for the shown amnt above,is an address of which it came/"Erickson International LLC/330E.Warm Springs Road/Las Vegas,NV89119.The tel.# listed

Bad Luck
It just keeps getting worse. So I was supposed to get a call today about what is wrong with my car. Only; I found out MY CAR IS MISSING! They have no idea where my car is at. We called CarX to have it towed there, but I guess their usual tower was to swamped and didn't tow it, so some other place did. But it never came arrived at CarX. So as of right now; my car is missing; I can't work without a car, I can't go to my sisters for my birthday/new years, and this Christmas officially blows. Merry Fucking Christmas everyone

Bad Luck
When will my bad luck end....I just want to scream ....AGHHHHH... Well my vacation was last week..It wasnt the greatest..You live and you learn I guess. Went with a friend. I have 3 little ones she took 3 teens with her. We just clashed. Mine go to bed early teens stay up late. Mine get up early. Having a diabetic we kind of stay on a scedule with eating and gettting up and stuff just didnt work out well. Next time we go by ourselves. Well there and back my van was loosing water we thing oh just a little repair no biggy.. Well of course not its a major damn thing...AGHHHHH. I rented a damn car for 2 days so far. Well today at lunch a rock hit the windshield i think let me just go get it repare no biggy they tell me they cant i have to replace the who F???King thing AGHHHHHHHHH ........ MONEY MONEY MONEY...i am so tired of crying...i keeping thinking I will run out of tears but noooo more just come. I am so depressed and so angry and so frustrated. Between the car rental and the car re

Bad Luck W/girls
I've got the worst luck with Girls.Ever since my ex told me to fuck offbefore i deployed last time i haven't been able to strike it off withanyone since we've been back. Its like everything I say only succeeds in chasing everyone off.

Bad Luck To No Luck
You ever notice, that no matter how good your intentions are to do the right things in life. Life still rears its ugly head and bites you square in the fucken ass. Well thats my life and my familys life, which seems like its being going on and on and on. We feel like beatin dogs who get up and keep trying to do the right things. But ever so often I think, yanno maybe I need to be a gawd dam fucken bitch to every one . And be selfish, and never help another dam sole. Maybe go out on a rampage and steal or something I dunno. Then reality sets in and I think ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no . I dont want to be locked in a cell with nothing but a bed, sink and toilet and fear I will be beatin up. But you get the idea were I am comming from. I keep hopping for a glimmer of light that says things are gonna improve but that diminishes when I get slapped in the face with another bill or some bad news. Maybe find that dam time machine and set my life up to s

Bad Luck Comes In Three's
hey all fu's!!!!this blog is to tell my friends where i've been & to let others know bad luck really does happen in three's..... 2 months ago my puppy knocked my laptop into the floor causing my harddrive to crash,,so i wait to get it fixed,,2 weeks later going outside to work in the garden my shoes being kinda muddy caused me to slip on my kitchen floor landing on my back n landing me in traction,,,,,2weeks later trying to get up n move i start to fall putting my right hand out to catch myself & end up breaking the bone going to my pinkie.... so after u laugh which i hope u do cause i have died laughin over my luck for real just remeber bad luck does come in 3's in I AM proof!! love you guys! xoxox

Bad Little Red
The hunter stood from a distance, wary of the beast standing not four strides away. He felt an icy fear spread through his body almost as if his heart had been replaced with a cold block of ice that pumped frost through his veins." Please. "He whispered in desperation as he cautiously stretched out his hand. The leather of his glove creaked as his fingers unfurled from his fist. " Please, child. Please step away from that creature before you are done harm, " he pleaded softly to the girl. A low growl emitted from the leviathan sized canine causing the hunter to backpedal ever so slightly. Yet his hand remained outstretched, reaching, beckoning her to come forward in hope she would step away from the monster wolf. The girl tilted her head and shifted herself to look at the hunter. The movement caused her blood red cowl to flutter. Then she turned her head so she faced the massive, silver wolf. She smiled shyly and spoke with soft, sweet tone.“I thank you kindly sir, but&h

Bad Love
nothing to ever be quite the samean innocence lost, my innocencethe truth i was so determinednot to dig for, has been unburiedit doesn't only hurt, it left scars so deepthat life makes me have to deal with yet i cannot help but feelsaddened by these memoriesmeaningless and pointless as it isto beat myself up over this dead weighttrying to dole punishment out on myselffor something his crude love did to me not loving me should have been enoughbut to cause so much pain on the youngwith feelings of abandonment and helplessnessat a life that stays darkened and sadforgotten and lost in this chaotic worldhow do i find myself with a broken soul?

Badly =(
I thought earlier that this surgery went well. I am in so much fucking pain I cant stand it. I think besides the two holes under the knee I think he punched a hole in the side to relieve pressure. I can not even get up on my own, I have had Ken help me with everything. I am so fucking thankful that he is here or I would probably end up in the emergency room. I am hurting, not really into being on the computer but I had to get up to try and eat some peaches just to have something in my stomach.

Bad Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is d

Bad Mood.
Yeah im in a fucking bad mood again.. Im soo sick of getting my hopes up for something.. Im soo sick of getting fucked over by friends. I dont deserve this bullshit. I treat ALL my friends good. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Mood!
I have been in a bad mood all day. Don't kno wwhat it is but it's just those little things through the course of the day that have just pissed me off. Phone calls from certain people and actions of other people. Even before I got to work! Ahh what a day! Now it's almost 5:30pm and I am still in this state of annoyance. I had a pretty good day, I just can't shake this impatience I have for these little things that keep popping up! Venting is good though! I feel a little bit better. Tomorrow is definitely another day!

Bad Math Grade
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said ƌ.'" The father replies, "Well, that's correct." The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'" The father then replies, "What the fuck is the difference?" The boys says, "That's what I said

Bad Mood Rising
Just got out of the hospital today after 4 days in. I hate being in the hospital. Its so lonely in there especially after visiting hours are over. Still waiting for something to change about the direction things are going, in a pretty crappy mood. Listened to this song, the video is in my stash if you want to hear/see it. If you say the NIN version is better than the Johnny Cash version, I will scissor-kick you in the head. Johnny Cash- Hurt I hurt myself today to see if i still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real. The needle tears a hole; the old familiar sting, try to kill it all away, but I remember everything. (Chorus) what have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone i know, goes away in the end, and you could have it all: my empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of thorns upon my liars chair: full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings dissapear.

Bad Mutha
BAD MUTHA (Bad To The Bone) B.T.T.B I’m a bad mutha fuck’a’, I can not be stopped. Faster than lighning, harder than rock. You think I’m a breeze, I’m like a hurricane. Demolish your house, then make it piss down with rain. 2005, on the rector scale. The devil turned me down, cause I’m too hot for hell. Longer lasting energy, than Duracell bunny. Infinity degrees, I make metal runny. More nuclear power, than uranium bars. I kick it on the moon, and get stoned on mars. Sattalite, phone fuck BT. Cause I got the power of telepathy. I’m receiving frequencies, beyond your ESP. I’m tuning into channels, from alian TV More BHP, than ten JCB. I supply the rhythm, for MC 303. Canahabis leaves, keeps me sharper than a razer. I’ve got more precision, than the most precise lazer. I’ve got the flavour, and the technic skills. Light speed reaction, for beats and the fills. I am the reason for universe, space and time. I invented the equation, to keep us all alive. I’m 1000

Bad Manners
Bad Manners I hate people with bad manner, for something that costs nothing why don’t more people have good manners! A simple please and thank you are always appreciated but very rarely heard. My son and I went for a walk and we made an effort to smile at everyone we saw, we had few surprised looks but mostly just smiles which was lovely except for two female cyclists, leisurely peddling away on a path that could only fit them side my side as we walked I thought one would get over but no, they made us get off the path and didn’t even have the decency to say thank you, two grown adults showing my son how to act, how inappropriate! I also contacted a friend of mine, hadn’t spoken to her for a while and thought even though I contacted her last I would make first contact again, it was much appreciated, she called me back and we chatted for some time. So the morale is, even if you were the last one to make contact don’t feel bad about making the first move again, it is appreciate

Bad Memory
A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" The husband says, "Sure" She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that!" She then says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down 'cause I know you'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream. Now I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down." Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down! I can remember that! Ice cream

Bad Mood!
DON'T READ THIS...I am having a pity party and it isn't pretty. I am gonna wallow in self pity for just a bit and if you don’t like it don’t read this. I am pissy about so many things. I hate that the few men I feel such an incredible connection to are either married or too far way…or BOTH! I hate the saying “if it isn’t one thing it is another” fuck that…I hate it… why does it have to be???? Why can’t something just go smoothly for a change? I hate always having to be the rational one. I HATE BEING LONELY! I hate that my dad is dead and that my brother is too. I hate that there isn’t anyone to hug me just cause. I hate that I am 38 fucking years old and wasted 18 (June 16th) god damn years on his ass and what do I have to show for it. NOTHING! I am ALONE! Cause doing meth was more important than the life we built together. I hate that I tell myself life is too short to wait, to put things off or to live unhappily but I find myself doin

Bad Mood Busters
>1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? >Unique Up On It. > >2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? >Tame Way. > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? >They Take The Psycho Path > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water? >You Boil The Hell Out Of It > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? >Dam! > > > >6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? >Polaroid's > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? >A Stick > >8 What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? >Nacho Cheese. > >9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? >Subordinate Clauses. > >10. What D o You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? >Quattro Sinko. > >11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? >Spoiled Milk. > >12. What Do You Get When Yo u Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? >Frostbite. > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? >Anyone Can Roast Beef. > >15. Where Do Y

Bad Medicine
Sorry, folks. I know that this is normally the kind of thing that should go as a blog, but after reading it, I thought that this is something that needs as many people to read it as possible. I know a few people that would say that health care here may not be good, but people do get treatment. I wonder what they would say after reading this article. I originally heard about it on 'Good Morning, America" and went looking for any information. This is what I found thus far. Please tell me what you think. In the emergency room at Martin Luther King Jr.-Harbor Hospital, Edith Isabel Rodriguez was seen as a complainer. "Thanks a lot, officers," an emergency room nurse told Los Angeles County police who brought in Rodriguez early May 9 after finding her in front of the Willowbrook hospital yelling for help. "This is her third time here." The 43-year-old mother of three had been released from the emergency room hours earlier, her third visit in three days for abdominal pain. She'd bee

Bad Mumm
K so I thought I was letting some people know something that was relevant to them. Guess not. My bad. Sorry. But some of the comments went too far. I forgot everyone on here is so perfect. I suppose it's easier to make comments like that when it's over the net semi-anonymously. Oh well fuck-em-

Bad Mood...
A black man in a bar getting pissed. In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few drinks the gay guy plucks up the courage to speak to the black man. "Would you fancy a blow job?" he whispers. The black man picks up a bar stool and batters the gay guy to a pulp, and launches him out of the bar door. Bartender comes over, "Christ, that was a bit brutal. What did he say to you?" "Dunno", replies the black man, "something about a job."

Bad Morning
Some days I wish that the last 11 months were just a bad dream. I'll wake up and have graduated college, get a shower in my new place, get in my car, go to my job then go hang out with friends and watch a ball game while relaxing. Instead I wake up on days like today in a cold sweat from the same dream that I've had night after night. I can't remember anything from the car accident, I really can't. When the lights go out and the demons come out to play though, I can see myself... I can see it all happening. The impact, the desperate attempts to remove me from the wreck, blood everywhere. The transportation to the hospital where I was in so much pain that I was begging my parents to kill me. I can see it all when I try to sleep. They say that sometimes our minds try to protect us from remembering things like that by blocking it out. I am beginning to think that my brain is remembering more and more as time goes by though, even if at a subconscious level. I don't want to r

Bad Mom?
Today I feel like a bad mom. My son is 5 and it seems like he never listens. Going into other people's houses when he's not suppose too, very spoiled child. All i did today was yell at him and that doesn't help.

Bad Message For A Cop
Bloody pig's head found at New Durham residence NEW DURHAM — With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road. Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer. The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway. A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there." Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head. "It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh b

Bad Magic
This is one part of a swing song I wrote a long time ago: Woman in the long, red dress You've got the eyes of the Devil on you They follow as you walk right past You've got the eyes of the Devil on you And as the shadows shamble down my walls As I light up the candles and I make the calls Just a little bad magic gonna see me through You've got the eyes of the Devil on you Long, black hair spills down Your milk white skin You've got me beggin', got me beggin' To please come in You've got me beggin' as I weave my spell And throw wide open The gates of Hell Just a little bad magic gonna see me through You've got the eyes of the Devil on you

Bad Manners On The Internet
Why do some people think that just because you are online that you can just “lose” your manners? I mean you never treat or say some of the things when you are talking to someone in a public place! Word of advice: If you say you are one way on the internet…you better damn deliver it when/if you meet that person in the “real world” I love Karma. It is a beautiful word.

Bad Mood Today
Ok so I know alot of you noticed I'm in a bad mood today.Here's why... I got stood up. I was going to break plans with him anyways cuz he's actin kinda shady. But damn at least I would have told him. He didn't leave me a message, call me or tell me yesterday when we spoke for 2 minutes that he was gonna break plans today. This is somebody who I've known for 3-4 years. That I FINALLY agreed to get with. NO not like that. But he claims he's loved me all these years and he has told me that for awhile. He wanted me and only me. He wants me to have his babies. He wants to marry me. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I'm not stupid. I really didn't believe all of it but I was starting to. I'm more pissed at myself for actually letting my guard down and trusting somebody. Whether it was completely or not..I still trusted him. BLAH ok I'll quit now. And I know I'm gonna get comments like "I wouldn't do that to you" and blah blah blah but no offense but ummm do you live anywhere ne

Bad Month
Ok have you ever had a month that you just wanted it to be over?!?! Well I am having one of those months. I got into a car accident the other day. The cop wasnt able to determine fault. So WHATEVER .. dam Barbertucky police. Anywayz I am fine.. the car is alright .. but it still makes me mad :( This month just started.. and it happened on my Moms Birthday!!!! OMG!! LOL. Well i hope something good will happen to me....

Bad Mojo!
Yesterday, JJ & I was trying to get the old couch out cause it was done. Damn thing was we couldn't get the f'er out the door.lol.. So I had to get John up to help us, he gets all pissed off tellin me never to start something if I can't finish it, anyways one thing lead to another we had finally got the damn thing out. He takes off to get the new couch which was over at his dads, once he got here him JJ & I helped em bring it in or at least tried to. Damn thing was odd an well I was standing inside the house pulling it up as the two were pushing it in. Again John gets fucking mad an let go of it my finger gets caught between the couch an door jam, oh man talking about pain it was bleeding started to swell str8 away then he tells me to come out there as he pulled from the inside so I did, needless to say I got myself all fucked up yesterday trying to get this damn couch in the house. Both my left an right hand, I'm in alot of pain today. Thats o.k. though well wroth it cause now I've go

Bad Memories Of Christmas For Me
Back in 1974(Dec 23),my Dad died after being released from the hospital.[a blood clot in his eye broke loose & and hit his heart.I was 15. Several of the people I went to grade school with,died in accidents thru the years around that time of year also. Loosin my dad was bad enough on Dec23,but the most horrific deaths on that day(Dec 23)happened in 2003! Nikki & her 7week baby girl were killed in a house fire that was set by drunks and druggies!7 people died in that fire,& the fire dept& police ruled it an accident!The drunken drug couple that caused it were awarded over 1 million dollars in a lawsuit,while her mom only got $54,000,her dad only got $9000. That isnt even the point of this......Nikki was thrown out of her home when she was only 13!Her mom was worried nikki would steal her boyfreind !! I stepped in when she came to me[nikki] and I gave her a home.She called me mom coz my daughter& her were freinds.I was always there for her when her mom refused.....Even when she w

Bad Moods
I'm in a bad fucking mood. And it really PISSES me off, when people are shocked because of this, and then get pissed off at me for it. I think I'm entitled every now and then. I'm not always ANGI FUCKING SUNSHINE! Fuck off...I'm done now...

Bad Mood=good Writing
You can't always put your thoughts into words, Like describing an action without any verbs, Finally given the chance to say how i feel, Train of thought is lost, as well as appeal, And then when given the chance to shine, And skate upon the successful line, I crumble and fade with the breaking storm, Left unsatisfied, skeptical, torn, It might just be me, breaking my stride, But sometimes i feel im not really alive, Have i died, or did i ever exist, There must be a goal I've somehow missed, Have fun be young, or plan for the future, Which way to turn, its an obvious stuper, Tempermentally caught up in all of the games, Be rich, be sexy, or cling to lost fame, When shown the light and finally the way, You're halfway through earths final day, So much advice, and so little fact, Be good up front, and evil in back, They all tell lies, and hide their black souls, A lite salad for dinner, then crack in their bowls, You try to be happy, as hard as it seems, The rich mus

Bad Medicine
Robert Besse's painful odyssey began when he checked himself into Good Samaritan Hospital in Cincinnati a year ago to get his right knee replaced. The 60-year-old retired pharmacist had worn down the joint skiing and hiking and working on his feet for years. After the surgery Besse recovered for four days in a room he shared with another gentleman who'd had stomach surgery. His roommate's four youngsters would visit for hours, creating a racket, while up to 20 hospital staff a day would come in the room to examine him, bring food or change a lightbulb. A student nurse would wake Besse up to ask if he needed a new pillow. The physical therapist would peel back a bit too far the blue brace on his knee and expose the bloody gauze. Ten days after leaving the hospital his knee was still oozing lots of fluid. "The pain was off the scale," he says. One of his surgeons took a look and immediately had him admitted to a different hospital, where he declined rapidly. Twice during the first nig

Bad Moth Mojo
A little white moth was flitting by my head as I went into the kitchen to fix myself some breakfast. Now I did not register the meaning of the moth's presence until, half way through eating a bland bowl if rice krispies, that I noticed there was something amiss. Sometimes rice krispies have little burnt brown pieces of puffed rice floating around with all the other normal pieces of puffed rice. While chewing on a good sized mouthful, I noticed that one of the pieces of rice had wings and was trying to crawl out of my bowl. After blowing a good portion of my milk sopped cereal out of my nose I gleefully drowned the bastard young moth, before turning away from the table to see where the demon spawned mother had fled to. As my eyes scanned the room I began to sweat, the room felt hotter than a cuisinart full of toads. Poison. The bastards probably filled each piece of puffed rice with some kind of biological toxin in the hopes that I would com

Bad Manners
I was informed by one of my freinds to watch out for falcongtho. She had a conversation with him where he was out and out rude. His profile (I went to it) is offensive to weomen in general. I thought you should know

Badminton Rules For Singles
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Badminton Singles
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Bad Moon Rising
I once twirled the moonin the palm of my hand,transfixed was Iby the spirit in your eyes.Antique was his heart.You feared eternitymore than existence alone,never did I emphasizeuntil you handed meyour immortality...Like kryptonite it drained me.He vanished only;to dance with gravityI was pensivewhile he was released.Stellar became afflictive,darkness was my home.May I show you something?Let me exhibit moonlight,yes, across the floor.Let me allow you to seewhere we sat...-On the eve of confession-and yet I was hung,from the edge of the moon,Not understanding my deathas I was cursed with eternity."Immortality only exists,in the heart of the beholder.And in my absence you managed,only to lose your heart"I was vulnerable.We were twobut were we ever as one?I once saw a bad moon rising,though it was beautiful after all.Forever we dance. We are eternity. (For my sister n her heart) I love you n everything will work

Bad Medical News --- I Will Beat It
I've always been a big man and in rather good shape up until 2009, which has definately been my worst year ever. Today a bombshell was droped on me after going to a follow-up appointment for my knee surgery. The doctor tell me that within 5 years I'll need a total knee replacement which will essentially end my military career prematuraley. Also on the past year I've been placed on anti-hypertensive medicine and ant-arrythmic medicine. At 43 years of age I'm still young but unable to carry my 295 pounds on my 6'4" frame. This weight no matter how much of it is muscle is killing my heart and my knees. In order to beat it I have to start shedding the punds. So I'm starting off with an immediate goal of 10 pounds and once that achiebed 10 more. Until I shed 70 pounds. This way I'll save my health, knees, and my military career that I love so much. Wish me luck please I need all the help I can get. Vinny

Bad Memories
she hears his laugh inside her head she sees the evil glare of his eyes she feels his touch and wishes she were dead why did she ever fall for his lies? memories from the past just how long will they last? innocence of youth stolen away

Bad Mood
My best friend who I was supposed to watch the game with after work, just flaked on me. How lame is that? Eh, piss on her. I think I will flake on the next set of plans. My mood just went from fansastical to piss poor.

Bad Mood
Wow I go to work everyone is like in bad mood , now this starting to rub off on me. I waking up this morning in real shity mood , last night the woman was in really fuck shity mood , this not going to be good day. When I am going start in bad mood , maybe its a money thing? I know I am in big hole right now , its going take 3 months get out of. Maybe I should look for 2 job get me out of this hole ? This Saturday after work I am working on my winter truck , I have not driving it since I went to PA. To meet April . Yea bad on me thinking about winter already. But when it snows I want to ready , not doing it the last min. So when there 3feet of snow and roads are closed I have no fear I'm going out to fish fuckers out of ditches .

A Bad Night
I ache, I weep, I die inside. I see the world, And want to hide. I ache, I hurt, I want it gone. How I hate, To see the dawn. Where have you been, I am so blue, Here I am, I don’t have you. I don’t want to think. I don’t want to feel. I don’t want to know, That this is real. Men want my body, But not my heart. My soul is lost, It’s torn apart. How many tears, Must I yet shed. To release this pounding, In my head. I want to scatter, Into the breeze. I beg and cry, Upon my knees. I fall apart, Without a hope. I can’t go on. I cannot cope. Into the night, Let lose my soul. So it may find, What makes it whole.

Bad News
So yesterday the doctor called me. So much for having a normal test. I went into the office and she sat me down and told me that when they sent my results out, they came back abnormal. They found cells that shouldn't be there. Displasia (sp) is what it is I guess. I told her already told her my cervix was not normal and was covered in spots and a weird lining and the gyno didn't even know what it is when they looked at it a few years ago. She then told me that I was in the middle of healthy and hitting cancer stages. So now I have to go back and get another piece of my cervix clipped to see if they can stop the cells from spreading...and to see if my cervix needs frozen. She told me depending on this...I may still be able to have kids one day but have to go through all this first to find out. What a way to start my week huh?

Bad News
as of friday 10/20/2006 my ex girlfriend found out she has cancer and has six months to live and ask me if I would want to take full custody of My son Jacob ? I call her at noon today to stop by her house to sign to docment to have full custody of my son.

Bad News Report
Well, you know you hate your job enough to quit when you go to the doctor to get diagnosed with high blood pressure. Yeah. Another pill for another problem. Problem? Isn't that optimistic? I got a nice little fat bill of $500.00 bucks for MRI films I had to get to have the orthopedic tell me I have a cracked bone in my knee. Oh, by the way. He could have to put screws in my knee, but the bone could mend itself back together, if I could get some weight off of it. =) Hmmmm.....should I kill myself now, or wait to see if my POS car finally breaks down on me, and possibly killing me in the process. I love my life.=) Really

Bad News
ive got a bad reputation for being the one you choose to keep you from sleepin at night and to be the one you lose ive got this bad attitude its somethin thats been goin around and i dont care if it hurts you youll be set down and put back in your place you dont need no lovin baby strip me down well get things started youll be my cure start loving me treat me like you should we can walk the line until we cant stop take me tonite

Bad News Or Good News You Decide.....i Am Taking It One Day At A Time Til I Find Out
I went to the Doc's office today, and I found out some sort of bad news, I already know that I have a bad hip due to Osteo-Arthritic Arthritis, So I have been telling my Doc that i cant walk and because i am so young they are unsure of me having hip replacement, til today my doc told me my hip was in rough shape, and I might need it, but i would have to wait for a really long time for it to happen. But at least i got that news. But he wants me to have cane to walk in case i can't do it no more. So this my day. I just needed to vent sort of .... thanks for reading it

Bad News
Last night got a call from my sister-in-law. My brother-in-law passed away last night. Novemeber does not seem to be a good month, my wife passed away 3 years ago this month too. May not be too active on here the next several days.

Bad Night
so yeah the other night was a really bad night i couldnt control myself at all it was like crazy all i wanted to do was cut and it sucked big time but yeah i think im ok now but no one better piss me off or they will be in big trouble well i got to go ill write more later sara

Bad News
So I had plans today, lots of them, things to do, people to see, shows to see, promises to keep, people to cook for. All that jazz. Well about fifteen minutes into my 45 minute drive home, my car dies. I'll spare you the details right now, suffice to say that once I couldn't figure out what the problem was by myself, I nearly flipped out. Luckily Mom saved the day, she bought me a Triple A membership when I started going to this particular college, and I called them and got towed...all the way back to my house...that was a $100 ride with a tow truck driver, he was nice and all, but I would have preferred to not have to have gone though it... Sad thing is, I was only going home for a few hours and then going back to school, the only reason I was going home, to get money from someone who owes me...and now...I'm even further in the whole... As if I truly don't have enough to worry about right now... How I despise my life right now, and the sad thing is no one is hiri

The Bad News And The Good News And The Great Angsty Debate...
The bad news: Job at Commercial Art Supply wasn't meant to be. The good news: It's very likely I'm going to be a Content Tutor for Drawing 1 and Color Theory next semester. The great angsty debate: I'm burning out on juggling everything. I feel like my art work could be better and I feel like I could be a better mother if I weren't working. Plus, I HATE MY JOB. I'm sick to death of the catty, cliquey bitches and the inconsistent schedules, and the pitiful excuse for hours they give me on a fairly regular basis. ANYWAY. Dylan first of all and school after him are the most important things in my life, and I feel like work's getting in the way. So I think aside from the CTC, I may be done working after the new year...

Bad News For Me
It was a blow that will be shocking me for days to come. I\'m at work minding my own business and enjoying the fact that it was a slow Monday night and myself, Nicky and Courtney were just goofing off and yapping-then Shyna, my manager comes in and gives me news that I would have rather heard from a family member. It seems that my grandmother has cardiovascular disease and they found a spot on one of her lungs (a mass-is what the nurse actually said.) They are sending her for a biopsy of it this week because they are afraid it is cancer. Shayna drops that bomb on me as if I should not be affected, but she is expecting me to merely feel sorry for my Aunt Mary-because it\'s news about HER mother. I remind her sternly that she is also talking about MY grandmother and the very woman that raised me! I was silent for quite some time. I knew not what to say and feared bursting into tears if I said anything. I did my nightly chores and was friendly to my guests, but I know I seemed distant. Wo

Bad News Again
I got a call from the Dr.'s office yesterday.. My creatinine is very high right now and I am now showing more symptoms of kidney failure. I guess the steroids didn't work. Don't really know where or what to do from here, but I'm scared. I haven't really talked about it until now. Maybe I think that if I talk about it, it will be real. I'm not ready for this ride. Just when you think everything is getting better life slaps me upside the face again. Guess it's my life and it's not gonna stop slapping me. Sometimes I wonder if this is punishment for something that I've done. Maybe if I was a better person, I wouldn't have to be in so much pain or fear. Maybe then I could live and be happy.

Bad Night!
Thank you all who became new friends today! I'm having a bit of a rough night, dealing with some personal issues and don't really feel in the mood to rate photos. I do however promise I will try to get to most of you tomorrow! Thanks again to everyone for your friendship, rates and comments. *Big Hugs* Irish AKA Jackie

Bad News
I have recently had all of my finished work stolen. for those of you who had a drawing coming, i am truly sorry. Starfreak won February's contest for 'The Goddess" I will be making a special peice for her to compensate. again, I am sorry. If you have questions. hit me up.

Bad News
WELL WE JUST GOT BACK FROM BIRMINGHAM TODAY, THE THOUGHT THAT I HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT ALAN ARE TRUE. I WAS NOT SURE IF HE HAD BEEN GETTING WORSE OR NOT SINCE I AM THE ONE THAT SEES HIM ALL THE TIME. ANYWAY WE SAW THE DOCTOR. IN 6 MONTHS SINCE WE WAS THERE LAST..IN AUGUST OF LAST YEAR. HE HAS GOTTEN WORSE. HE HAS LOST ALL MUSCLE MASS/TONE IN HIS LEGS. ALL HIS NERVES IN HIS LOWER BODY ARE DEAD.HE HAS NO REFLEXES IN HIS LEGS OR IN HIS ARMS, HE STILL HAS STRENTH IN HIS UPEER BODY. WHICH IS GOOD. HE HAS THE BEGINNING OF SCOLIOSIS. THE DOCTOR SAID THEIR WAS NO HELP FOR IT RIGHT NOW. ALAN NEEDS TO HAVE A SLEEP STUDY DONE, HE NEEDS TO SEE THE BREATHING DOCTOR AGAIN AND THE HEART DOCTOR. HE WANTS US BACK THERE IN JULY, TO SEE HOW ALAN HAS PROGRESSED IN THE FOUR MONTHS, INSTEAD OF 6. WE TOOK THEM TO THE ZOO YESTERDAY. ALAN HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME. THEIR ARE NEW PICS FROM THE ZOO POSTED AS I KNOW MORE INFO I WILL POST IT.

Bad News But I Think Its Funny.
woo my princeipal just told me im not going to graduate!!! haha well i found it funny i was like finally an excuse to transfer schools!! i dont have to stay in this fuckin school anymore!! woo im happy!!

A Bad Night
I know from time to time I can do terrible things & say shit that should never be spoken outloud at all but in my own defense I can't always control what happens. Most ppl close to me know all about my "moods" ....generally I appear to be this wonderful, understanding, happy, loving girl....but every so often the dark part of me bleeds through the veil & it takes very bit of self control to keep me from trying to peel my face off with broken glass... I am so terrified that I am never really going to be able to connect to anyone on a level other than what I have with my friends back home....which is fine but I don't want to die alone... Is it too much to ask for that? To find someone worth my effort.....and if I have found that or when I find it how do I keep from fuckin' it up? Oh and while I'm at it can I find someone who won't hurt me like say cheating on me?? I've been cheated on more times than I can count at this point....and can he be a great kisser...& like to cuddle

Bad News
A couple of you are aware that my father has been undergoing treatment for cancer, specifically lymphoma. Last week, we had to put him back in the hospital for dehydration and disorientation. A CAT scan was ordered because he'd fallen, and something was detected on his brain, so he underwent an MRI and spinal tap. Today the results are in, and they're not good. The growth on his brain is carcinoma, a far more aggressive form of cancer. It would still be treatable if it were more lymphoma, but with carcinoma, there's no point. The only treatment he's getting now is to be made comfortable. The doctors are talking in terms of days, not weeks or months.

Bad News
To All; Today i got thee worst news i could have ever goten i found out my grand father was dead and has been dead for 3 almost 4 months and my fucking uncle was hiding it so he could get what my grand father left me and my mother i cryed most of the day away he may have hated me but he did love me 2 and he was family and i am now the only male left with my last name i will miss him even thou he was mean but it was cause he was sick but now he is in a better place and he will never be sick again and he is with my grand mother i will miss him still i am makeing a memorial up for them both tonight and they will be posted in my blogs so if you get the chance please tell me what you think i will be makeing my grand mothers first since i do not know the day he died yet

Bad News To Start
Hey everyone just hoping on to say thanks to everyone who has got me into the cherrytap world, i love it so far and it will kick myspaces' ass anyday of the week! Just wanted to let you all know that i will be on a lot more and not for good reasons i might add, i have become really sick and doctors arent sure what it is so i will be out of work for 2 weeks. Not asking for pity but people have just been asking why my away always says sick so i thought i would clear it up, plus to explain why i am online what seems to be 99% of the time, trust me i normally do have a life lol. I will hopefully know more today after i see my specialist and then i will keep all my family on here posted of course as for my many friends either message me or just leave a comment if you want any updates or even care to know whats going on! I want to thank for everyone so far that have been nice enough to send me gifts and notes of concern, you all have been more of a family to me about this then my real famil

Bad News
Okay Friday I am going in to meet with the specialists. We are going to discuss my current un-progress..lol and the other possible treatments. One that we are going to be talking about is Chemo Therapy. Supposedly they have recently started using this for auto-immune patients and it seems to help. Problem #1 I'm scared of infection. If they kill my immune system and I get a cold, it can prove deadly. Problem #2 Work, chemo is tough on your body. The situation my is currently in, I don't know how much I will be out and around. Problem #3 I HAVE to get my LUPUS under control and I have to do it now! Guess I will give you an update on Friday. Wish me luck!

.bad.n.good.
i feel the need to rant. theres good news and bad news. as there always is. ima vent the bad first... why? cuz i like to be different. so i get back 'home' after a 3 days jaunt to Sedona... and ya remember that whole raw sewage deal? that they were like supposed to fix while i was out of town? including cutting out the carpet...replacing it..and fixing the plumbing? i'll give you three guesses on what they actually DID do. you wont need them. why? cuz they suck assholes thru a brittle analgonasyphilerpesaids straw so i get home...unlock the door... horrific waft of sewage greets my nostrils. turn on the light... venture into the hallway.. and...dun dun dun...TADA!!!! ya. no new carpetting. no plumbing fixed. industrial fans still blowing away which are going to completely make my electric bill go wonky...and that section of carpet missing...oh and the best part? ya so like some of the nasty sewage had seeped into my kids room...and i TOLD the messican guy this..

Bad New Ct Friends!!
the time has come. school is over. and it just so happens that the only way i was on the internet as much as i was was because I got a laptop from the school. and i have to turn in my computer tomorrow!!!! so i wont be on as much as i use to! and it is very sad! but i will be on 2 or 3 times a week! so i will get back to you if you leave me comments or drop me some mail!! peace out! love ya guys!!

Bad News
My step dad, passed away on Monday. I will be going home to Ohio for a lil while. He passed away from a grandmaw [sp] seizure face down in his sleep. It's been rough for me the last few days. I will not be logging one while I am home. I will be locking all my folders here in a few. They wont be staying open while I am gone. Dont need people looking at me while I am grieving! Peace Poke Now I need a Snoke!

Bad News
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Bad Nite
Of course I work 3rd shift(10pm-6am)!! Anyway, my night sucked last night in a major way! I don't understand why people who should know better have to give you an attitude and yell at you like you were the one doing wrong. I certainly don't take attitude and yelling from my teenage kids, so why would I take it from a co-worker under me. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that I would be the supervisor of the 3rd shift, so this sort of makes me like management! I ended up sending the immature twit home and then felt like I had done something wrong all night, but thank God for other friends! This one guy tried in a major way to help me get the work done that i needed to get done and he tried his darnest to get me to laugh and smile! well, it worked- he had me laughing and smiling in a matter of minutes just from a few things he said if you get my drift and it even continued with a few text messages after I got home and thanked him for helping me out! This is my first blog here and I don't wa

Bad News!
Well, while I was at work last night, I get a call from a number I don't know right off the bat. I call it back, it's Keith's mom (Kit). She's on her way home & needed someone to talk to, to keep her awake. Come to find out she's on her way home from the hospital. Rob (Keith's dad) had a minor car accident this morning, but that's NOT why she's on her way back from the hospital. With no emotion she begins to tell me Rob had a heart attack. They won't let him leave the hospital. He has some severe heart damage from his sleep apnia. So, I'm kinda in tears as strippers are like wtf is wrong with her?! One of the ones I really like, Melody, makes me sit down & hands me the cigarette she just lit for herself. How sweet huh!? Oka (a bouncer) walks in & finds out something is wrong, goes to my boss (Travis) & comes back & says you can leave at anytime. As this is happening Jewie comes in to my work to hang out for a lil bit. So, Oka assumes Jewie is my BF... Which in itself is funny if you kn

Bad News
A woman goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've got a strange problem and I need your opinion." "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said, and standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and asked, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" Embarrassed and slightly taken aback by this question coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."

Badness
A lot of not good shit is occurring in my life right now and it's getting hard to keep my head up. I don't feel very comfortable opening up here since I don't know many people very well. If you're really interested in finding out what's going on, feel free to message me, or you can get some of the general stuff from my latest blog on myspace. Although I could use a lot of different help for a lot of different things, a hug would go a long way right now. Thanks for reading and I hope you're having a good one.

Bad News
ok everyone this is the situation my laptop has to have work done to it and i will be without a computer for about 2 weeks...So i wont be on much and when i am i will be at my moms and can only be on for a short time....so please still show me some love and i will be back as soon as i can....

Bad News
Due to a lack of donations i have limited slots to listen in MP3 format. But the good news is i have plenty of slots in AAC+ format. You need Winamp Media Player , foobar2000, or VLC media player after you down load go to the buttons that say for winamp foobar or vlc herefubar user: The BIG 429`s Classic Rock Radio Classic Rock from the 60s to the 80s (889333) All players are safe & spyware free! I really like VLC media player The best. It seems to have the best sound quality on my pc. it supports just about every OS And AAC+ * Windows * Mac OS X * BeOS * Debian GNU/Linux * Ubuntu Linux * Mandriva Linux * Fedora Core * Familiar Linux * YOPY/Linupy * Zaurus * SUSE Linux * Red Hat Linux * WinCE / PocketPC * Slackware Linux * ALT Linux For better sound go to Settings then extended GUI enable equalizer. And darn i think it sounds better than winamp. Shocked at least on my pc. For viewing shoutcast listings First if you didnt already , go to settings

Bad News From Aunt
I JUST got word from my aunt that my cousin Derek (who is in prison) was jumped by 4 guys and beat up pretty badly. End result, detached retina. That's all I heart. I'll find out more when mom gets back to me. She's at the store right now, and my aunts phone sucks and I could barely hear her, she wanted to talk to my mom so I told her I'd immediatly call mom and have her call her ASAP. Oh man. Detached retina. There is basically no chance for him to ever see again out of that eye. At least not "legally" anyway. Meaning he'll be "legally blind" out of it. He won't be able to read out of it. He will be able to see light versus dark, but it'll be severely fuzzy, rippled, etc. The only reason I say this is because I've done a ton of research on retinal detachment due to the fact that dad had about half of his retina detach spontaneously about 9 years back. Wow has it been that long? So, I feel horrible for him. As far as I know, he was not an instigator of the attack. Knowing hi

Bad News
FIRST I HEARD OF IT THIS EVENING, MY SON CAME IN COMPLAINING OF A HEADACH AND THAT HIS LEFT EYE WAS BLURRED. THEN STATES THAT SOME KID AT SCHOOL HAD HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BOOK, WOW. I EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT HE SHOULD NEVER KEEP THINGS LIKE THIS FROM ME NO MATTER IF HE IS FRIENDS WITH THIS CHILD. NOW I AM GOING TO BE TAKEN EM INTO THE DOCTORS TO GET CHECKED OUT, ALSO GETTING ON THE PHONE TOMORROW WITH THE SCHOOL TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT HAD HAPPEN, IT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.

Bad News Prt 2
Went an took my boy in to the doctors today, after him getting hit in the head with a book by some kid at school, well doc said he has a grade 2 concussion then after I had to take an get the cat scan done. Said he was not allowed to play any sports of any kind, an no school tomorrow.. Goes back in Monday, although I'm still waiting on the results from the CAT SCAN. Just hope it's nothing serious...

Bad News Will Be Missing In Action
Hello people. Well I went to the hospital yesterday for the results of my biopsy and it turns out that I have burkitt's lymphoma. Burkitt lymphoma is a high-grade lymphoma. This means that it is faster-growing and usually needs prompt treatment with chemotherapy, which for me starts on Tuesday. I am being admitted on Monday, and will more than likely be in there for around 3 weeks for this round of chemo. If you want to contact me or to find out how I'm doing please contact EmJay via e-mail. I'll be back as soon as I am able to. Take Care and speak to you soon.

Bad News
THEY HAVE TAKEN MY PAPAW BACK TO THE HOSPITAL SO CONTINUE PRAYING FOR HIM. AS FAR AS MY COUSIN NONA MY AUNT TOLD ME A FEW MINUTES AGO THAT THE EEG CAME BACK WITH NO BRAIN ACTIVITY AND SHES BREATHING A LIL ON HER ON BUT NOT VERY MUCH NO LIFE SUPPORT OR FEEDING TUBES SO ITS UP TO GOD. IN HIS HANDS ON WHAT HAPPENS NEXT BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW ITS NOT GOOD AT ALL. SO CONTINUE PRAYING FOR HER . I REALLY HOPE AND PRAY SHE WILL PULL THROUGH IF ITS GODS WILL BUT IF NOT FOR HIM TO TAKE HER HOME.

Bad News
For most of you that have either commented or rated my photo's have seen the picture of my sister's dog that had a stroke last week. Well since then she hasnt (even with medicine) regained any body fuction, meaning she hasnt drank or eaten. Also she cant even feel the urge to go potty when she needs to, thus pottying on herself. Now take it she is in the age group of 17 to 19 the vet told us she would be okay with the medicine. But almost a week later we have seen no improvements. I suggested to my sister to call the vet's office and see what they say. The vet that I am very fond of said to my sister.. If the puppy isn't 1. not eating.. 2. not drinking.. 3. pottying regularly then we need to see her again however it sounds like (after reading the puppy's chart) that her kidney's are giving out on her thusly you might want to think about putting her down. So my sister calls me and admits since the puppy is suffering she is going to take her to the vet and have her p

Bad Night
It sucks when you have your day planned out and then it gets blown up by a busted up couch. Ya see it's like this; my brothers were visiting so I was making dinner or whatever. Havent gotten any in a few days so I went with the porn. Was gonna get in a quick jerk when I'd sat down on the couch and there's the fuckin spring poking through like a stalker. Needless to say next time Kendall is here there's going to be hell to pay. Peace

Bad News
I made the call today to find out what the results were for my tests I've been having done. I was hoping for good news and thought that everything was going to be fine, but instead I got the bad news. I was informed that I completely aborted the baby. This is now my 4th miscarriage. Third in a row, had one in December of 2004, one in March of this year and one now. I'm not taking it very well to be totally honest. I don't know how I'm gonna get through this. I just want to curl up and sleep and never wake up. I wanted this baby so bad and to find out that I lost another baby is like losing another piece of me. I feel so empty and feel like I have no answers for anything that's going on with me. I don't understand why this keeps happening. Anyway, if you have my yahoo feel free to try and reach me on there. If not I'm sure I'll check my fubar from time to time, but I'm not sure I'll feel like talking much for a while. I'm not really up for talking or anything. I am sti

The Bad News Just Gets Worse...
The Bad News Just Gets worse... At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Yes, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird." "What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod" "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor" "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught

Badness
Ever have one of those days.....well, mine is lasting far too long, 2 weeks. First I broke 2 bones in one foot and a toe in the other foot. Then, I got put on a new nerve blocking pain med, which I am "intolerant" of, so I was having 3 or 4 days of feeling weird and confused and having some short term memory issues. I ended up spending 5 hours in the ER on Thursday. Dazed and confused and with low blood sugar. They put one of those oximeter readers on my finger, and it must have been contaminated, because now I have an infection in my finger and went back to urgent care today. The infection has entered my blood stream and my finger tip is swollen twice it's normal size with a red streak that goes halfway up my arm. The antibiotic they gave me is a pill that is as big around as my pinky and half as long. When will the madness end?!?!?

Bad News!!!
My Girlfriend can't make it to coming with me for Thanksgiving weekend!!! Bec of Her Father just died from few days ago!!! I just little bit sad but I understand how she feeling!! She just got hard to thinking about me and her father!!! So I offered her coming to her later or soon!!! She still loves me lot!!! Wanted to coming with me all the time!!! Thank you Mike I just moody!!!!

Bad News
hey all my fubar friends and family,my hard drive crashed tuesday night and im using my cousins computer to let you all know.its probably goin to be awhile before i am able to get back online cause i cant afford a new one yet...im goin to miss you all!!!

Bad News
I gotten a phone call 2 days ago and my dr. said my test results came back and that I have cercial cancer,It's got me really scared,I have to go in for surgery on the 20th of this month to have it removed the dr. stated that it will always come back but having it removed will help me live longer unless it his a main organ.I'm feeling very depressed cause I just had a baby 2 months ago and I have 2 other children that need me as well,I want to thank all my friends on here that has been suppotive during my time of need I love ya all

Bad News In The News Again...so I Am Writing About Me.
Good Friday Morning to you. How are you and how has the world been treating you? Me I am good, it’s misty, rainy, sleety, snowy out. Which makes the roads an utter mess but, hey it’s Michigan we are used to nasty weather… I am ready for spring! I so was a geek last night. Well not so much in the computer area as I was building up my Packer Shrine. Actually it is more of a shrine to Bret Favre then anything. I have so much Packer memorabilia oh him alone and the Packers as well it is uncanny. I feel like a kid again due to the fact I had the go ahead up changing up the front room as we call it not so much the family room this is the further place towards the front of the house and it doubled as a porch at one time until I vaulted the flat ceilings and dressed it up with tile, a wood burner and this year a pool table. So it is more so a game room. Bonnie mentioned the fact I should put some of my Packer stuff out there and get it out of the storage bins I have had it in for years. I hav

The Bad News
i have been to the doctor.... not good first i found out i'm pregnant, and in the middle of a miscarriage. so they have to go in and take the rest of it out. second, i have a 5cm sized cyst on my left ovary, they have to go in and take that out. third, i have a 3-4 inch lump on my right breast and i have to go to the breast clinic next friday to get that checked out... i'm pretty upset and don't know what to do and my parents have basically grounded me, not allowed to go anywhere, do anything, work, nothing. so, i'll be online here and there cause i am bored out of my mind, i hope to see some of my friends on here... ttysoon, suzy

Bad News And I Need To Vent
Today I finished up Christmas shopping. I can't help but be a little worried today. My aunt is in the hospital. She had a pacer maker installed a few days ago. She is in there recovering well. I finally got my mom to let me pay for her doctor visit. She went and found out she has some internal bleeding issues. They are running tests on the 3rd and admitting her into the hosipital. I can't help but be worried. I lost my father 9 years ago, so my mom is all that I have left. Most of my friends let me down and forget about me, so she is truly my best friend. Whew...sorry. Today will be a great day. My family will be over tonight and tomorrow. The kids and I will play til we are exhausted. My sister and I will put out christmas stockings and talk about past christmas adventures. Should be a fun day. I am leaving my dream job soon. I have to return to finance where the money is. I have been offered job after job and turned them down. I have watched myself becom

Bad News...
last night, after work i got bad news of a friends passing.. he was a wonderful person that i knew through song.. he was on his way home yesterday from visiting his children in san antonio.. he will be missed greatly. R.I.P Ernie.. we will miss you always.

Bad News - Good News
Late this afternoon, I was called in from work to work the overnight shift tonight; the good news is that I get Saturday off from them. Bad news is that a couple of my clients this week; good news (I think) is that I am having a 20 hr assignment this weekend with another client. While it certainly makes up for some of the hrs missed by other clients this week, I would have truly loved to have the weekend to myself for a change (from work) so that I could socialize a bit more. Oh, well.... I, at least, have FU on at my work tonight insolong as it doesn't get too crazy. Friday nights are so unpredictable for crisis calls. Talk to you more soon.... Check out my New Years 2008 photos, if you like. I didn't do heavy partying -- just spent some time with my granddaughter.... I truly enjoy my time with her... More soon. Figuring out something to take with me for dinner tonight and heading on out. Hope to be able to talk to you more soon.... K

Bad News
I know this isn't the best News to start out with something sad but I dont' know how long my eyes will last before they need the operations on them... I saw my Diabetic Eye Doctor and I have cataracts in both eyes, due to my Diabetes and suffering dry eyes. I am scare of it a little bit, the Doctor told me if my eyes get worse, there is a surgery for them and one at a time. Though most Diabetics go blind adventurally. I now, really dislike Diabetes, if it wasn't for the polyneuropathy that has 50 % of my body in certain areas and now my eyes are going. I love reading, now that will be another thing to lose, unless I can find a partner to read to me... I love doing alot of things like writing Poetry to writing short and long Stories. I do alot of Arts and Crafts, I also love painting and playing my electric keybroad. I don't fear Death but to lose my eye-sight before I get a chance to find my True Love, I would never know what they look like and would need their help more in

Bad Nightmare
i keep having this dream, although last night it was in a loop because i kept waking up from it, or thought i did but i was still dreaming, and it was happening over and over. all the buildings were crumbling and falling down, and then my building started to sway. i knew i was dreaming and kept shaking my head to get out of it but i kept going into it

Bad News
I received news from my ex last night that his mom is very very sick... she has been sick for 3 weeks with what they thought was the flu.. she went to the docs and found out the results yesterday... results are not good! Her liver is failing! I was crying.. i couldnt believe it.. so was he... she's a really sweet lady and don't deserve this... please pray she gets better... i mean him and i have been through hell but i'm puttin shit aside to be there for him... i've never heard him being so upset as he was when i talked to him... he could possibl lose his mom... so please pray for her... keep her in your thoughts and prayers.... im doin the same !

Bad News/good News
well after the Dr.'s scared the crap outta me it seems I'm gonna live! Imagine having severe pain on your right side and the doc tells ya you have a tumor in your left kidney! Well don't that just go over like a turd in a punch bowl! Turns out I gotta abnormal normal kidney!Who woulda thought? That still don't do anything for the pain on the right side doc!

Bad News
I just found out that my nottypuppy passed away on feb 22nd 2008. He was attacked while in Chicago IL. The police aren't sure if he died from his severe head injury or the prolonged exposure to the cold. Baby I shall forever love you!!!!

Bad News From Doc
I need prayers from all my friends. Had to go to the ER last night due to severe pains in my back and tummy. Have a lot of blood in my urine, but no kidney stones...he says I have classic signs of kidney failure and need to see a specialist right away. A lot of you know that I have been out of work for a year and a half due to knee injury. And you know how much it costs to see a specialist. I am in the process today of trying to work something out with the urologist and I am having a great deal of pain. Please keep me in your prayers. Love to you all, Trese

Bad November - Track 1 - Masquerade
This is the first chapter of a story I wrote. I hope to get chapter 2 posted in a week. If you like this story please comment. Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involed sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Masquerade - This is the masquerade/

Bad November - Track 2 - Mystery Girl
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involed sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Mystery Girl: Mystery girl/ We met under the moonlight/ Your lips taste like wine/ And I want to get drunk/ Mystery girl/ We kissed under starlight/ Will your love free m

Bad News
To my friends and Family, I am letting all my friends and family know that I most likely will not be on next week. This is due to me going somewhere for military training. Do not ask where, because I cannot and will not tell you. This even means my good friends on here. I will have my cell on me, so you can still text me. It just might take a while to respond to it. I know it will be hard on some of you that I will be gone. And some of you might like me being gone for a week lol. Then some won’t really care, because you just added me for points or/and because I am in the military. Try not to miss me too much. Hugzz and kisszz. Luv, Army Man

Bad November - Track 3 - Anarchy
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Anarchy - Anarchy, anarchy/ Throw your books away/ Anarchy, anarchy/ Question what they say Track 3 - Anarchy College indeed flew by during September. I barely

Bad November - Track 4 - Who I Am
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Track - 4 - Who I am Lyrics from the song Who I am When I dream/ I am dreaming of you/ Every time I take a step/ I'm one step closer to the truth/ Do you see me?/ Like I see you?/ Do y

Bad November - Track 5 - Eternal Summer
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Eternal Summer - Hanging with my mates/ Having fun in the sun/ Watching the girls walk by/ I want to go back to that time/ Where nothing matters/ I want to go back to that time/ We can have eternal summer Track - 5 - Eternal Summer After Gavin told me he wanted me to meet his friend I was worried. Am not sure if they will know who I am. Yet I know people will judg

Bad November - Track 6 - I'm With You
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from I’m With You Each word you say/ Makes my heart ache/ Even word you say/ Is a bitter lie/ Can’t forget you nor do I want to/ Because I’m with you Chapter 6 - I’m With You Yesterda

Bad News
It has been about 2 years now since my granfather was diagnosed with cancer and given only 6 months left. Just the thought of the C word at his age is terrifying, not to mention the fact that hes so stubborn that by the time he actually said something was wrong and he was in pain, it had already spread to 3 other areas than where it had started. I love my grandfather. He was the rock when I was a kid, he was stubborn, bullheaded, and also the most amazing man you will ever meet. He was in the Navy in WWII as a PT Boat Captain, the youngest person on the boat and the captain lol. After that served in the Korean war. This is a local newspaper artice that was written on him a couple years ago, outlining his military service. Its a pretty interesting read.Click here for Article After leaving the military he worked for Southern Bell (now called Bellsouth) for 41 years, I was about 3 or 4 and at his retirement party. After that hes done volunteer work with the courts, as a mediator and as a

Bad November - Track 7 - Unsaid Prayer
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Unsaid Prayer I said I love you/ I said that I cared/ Like an unsaid prayer/ I hope you never find out/ I haven’t been faithful/ I still love someone else/ Like an unsaid prayer/ I don

Bad November - Track 8 - Requiem Of Love
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Requiem of Love It isn't easy to love you forever/ How/ Oh how/ I wanted to try/ You left me leaving no option/ The hardest thing/ Hardest thing/ Is hearing the requiem of love Trac

Bad November - Track 9 - Redemption
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Redemption After everything we been through/ I want to forgive you/ Yet all your words to me/ Echoes with lies/ You told me you’re an angel/ Now you have fallen/ What you need baby/ Is

Bad Novebmer - Tracks 10 - Be With Me
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Be With Me Why do you keep smiling we all know you're sad/ What I'm about to say I hope will make you glad/ So here I got the truth will set me free/ I wanna know/ Will you be with me

Bad November - Track 11 - Choices
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Choices Do or die/ Sink or Swim/ We face these choices everyday/ Bitch and moan/ Nag and groan/ Don’t blame me when you fail Track 11 - Choices Bewildered doesn’t even being to descr

Bad November - Track 12 - Dreaming
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Dreaming Never believed in happy endings/ Never thought there was more to life then this/ You entered my life and taught me love/ Then you crushed it all to dust/ Now you tell me you want

Bad Newz
lattly my life been good but a few days ago i went to the stor and when i got home something told me to cheak the mail and when i cheaked it i got a letter telling me i have to come in to get tested cuss a test came back not normal so now they want me come back in the 8th so they can take some tissue out and see if its cancer. i been so scard and really hopeing its not. i have friend here to sport me but they really arent leting me try to tell them its scareing me as fuck right now.. well i am gonna go. lata

Bad News.
Well, my mother's doctor called this morning and wanted to see her today instead of waiting until Monday. It's not good. At all. Apparently if they had tried to help her the other day when she had the cath she would have most likely passed away. This was from the doctor. He sent her over to the hospital for a couple of test, then she goes back Friday for another test. He will then figure out if he can do anything else for her, but said IF he is able to do surgery again this one would be much more complicated than her first surgery 3 years ago. :( She is living on a very thin trickle of blood and even he is surprised she is still alive. The artificial artery has closed up completely. It's of no use now. I am blogging this so I won't have to tell everyone individually and so all of you know what's up if I disappear for a bit. Please keep my mother in your thoughts and prayers.

Bad News For Me, For You?
Hi fubar friends My laptop is currently on the fritz, and of course, I have been working graveyard shifts all week and will be doing so at my new job. I want to let my closest friends, and you know who you are, that I really miss the fun stuff here, and I cant wait to get in touch with you all when I get the time. As for all of you, I hope you all have wonderful days today, and that life is good. Take care out there, I miss you folks :) *peace* and *

Bad Night Out Turned Good, By Good People
January 27, 2008 - Sunday wow so, I go out to my favorite place to go tonight.....or last night, as the case may be. I get there, and need cigarettes. I reach in my pocket to get change for the cigarette machine, and realize I brought no money. So, I reach in my back pocket to get my credit card to go to the store.....and I have no credit card. Dumbass me. And an empty gas tank. Fuck. I mention this to 2 people....and within 20 minutes, I have my tab taken care of temporarily, 23 dollars in my pocket, and 5 drinks bought for me. Not the reason that i hang out here, but definitely a reminder of what great people i have around me. THESE PEOPLE ROCK! I am so thankful.....I will pay all of you back and then some, and you all have my most profound positive thoughts.......thank you so much! Just needed to say that

Bad News From My Endocrinologist
While at the endocrinologists office i was told that I may have thyroid cancer because there is a lump infront of my thyroid. :( I am calling her to see if she will order a genetic test and do a biopsy just to be safe and if it comes back that its cancerous I'll have it removed ASAP. I have been scared and depressed. Just wanted to talk about this. Thanks for reading!

Bad November - Track 1 - Masquerade
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Masquerade - This is the masquerade/ What mask will you wear /You make believed you loved me/ But now you choose to go/ Dancing around the truth/ Never letting me in/

Bad November - Track 2 - Mystery Girl
Bad November Disclaimer: This is the first chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from the song Mystery Girl: Mystery girl/ We met under the moonlight/ Your lips taste like wine/ And I want to get drunk/ Mystery girl/ We kissed under starlight/ Will your love free

Bad November - Track 5 - Eternal Summer
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Eternal Summer - Hanging with my mates/ Having fun in the sun/ Watching the girls walk by/ I want to go back to that time/ Where nothing matters/ I want to go back to that time/ We can have eternal summer Track - 5 - Eternal Summer After Gavin told me he wanted me to meet his friend I was worried. I am not sure if they will know who I am. Yet I know people will judg

Bad November - Track 10 - Be With Me
Bad November Disclaimer: This is a chapter in a story I wrote. None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is not intended. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This story is planned to be revised and maybe I can talk the writer to let me post them here if people like them. Please comment and let the writer and me know what you like or don't like. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Be With Me Why do you keep smiling we all know you're sad/ What I'm about to say I hope will make you glad/ So here I got the truth will set me free/ I wanna know/ Will you be with me

Bad News From The Doctor....
So I go to my PCP about 4 times a year. I go to my obgyn once a year. Everything has been fine lately with me. I recently lost a friend to suicide on Feb 7th. He graduated with my older brother, and is my mom's best friend's son. So, as we all know, after funerals.. I get sick. I've had a chest cold for over 2 weeks. I had gone to my obgyn for my yearly, so I can get my birth control script for the next year. They called me at 9 am and left me a voicemail.. "This is Joyce from Dr. Z's office... will you please call us back as soon as you can? It's not an emergency but I do need to speak with you. Thanks." I call her back... "Your pap smear came back abnormal. Your cells look abnormal also, which could signal a pre-cancerous condition. I also see that you got the Gardisil shot, but in your pap smear, your HPV status came back positive." I fought back the tears as I made the appointment for a colposcopy. I was such in shock by this news that I made it on a very importan

Bad News On Top Of Bad News!
Yesterday, I had a call from my OBGYN office explaing to me the results from the LEEP they had preformed and it wasn't good I do have cervical cancer now the doctor wants me to see a oncologist cancer specialist, I don't know what to do aymore my brian is like mush right now it fucked me up to hear what she had been telling me, I called my husband at work to tell him the news he had come home and the doctor wanted to sit down an talk with the both of us so we went there an talked he said that the tumor was deep in the margins which I don't know what the hell that is but anyways I'm freaking out and scared as hell to what this other doctor is going to tell me, also I had a call from my sister yesterday telling me that my mother was in the hospital with Pneumonia it's in her left lung, I tried talking with her that day before she had went in and she was off the wall wasn't saying much and just babbling, I guess from what the doctors was saying she wasn't getting enough oxgen to her brian

Bad News
as many of you may or may not have know i went to see the doctor last week...over all im in pretty good shape heart is fine bp is norm i check out pretty well... Only thing is i have been in alot of pain for the past several months and had to get it checked out .. was hoping it was just me getting older the achs and pains that come with age... I got some news i didnt want but i did in someway expect . I was told i have a rare type of bone cancer that ony has about a 3% sirvivoiral rate...I beat this crap 10 years ago and i plan on doing it again!!!!!!!! im just writing to let everyone know and to ask for your support and friendship in this time i will need it if im going to make it thank you all for your friendship and prayers big money

Bad News
"There may have been some speculation about what this meeting was called for, and I hate to be the person to have to verify that your fears were correct. The Provost's office has come back with budget figures for next fiscal year (July 1 2009) and ICAPP funds have been withdrawn." Translation: Due to economic hardships, tax revenue has declined, the governor’s office is facing a much tighter budget and your jobs have been sacrificed to make the bottom line black instead of red. “The Dean is working really hard with the Provost to come up with some solutions, and this may not really be the end all, something may come up. But really, the best idea is if you start looking for new jobs.” Translation: There isn’t crap we can do about it. “I’d really like for you guys to get me your resumes so I can see if there is some place you might be able to go here. We are going to try really hard to find a place for you guys, but I can’t promise anything.&

Bad News..
surgery over...he now has a trache...a vocal cord was crushed and another severed due to the cancer being so wrapped around thyroid...4th stage....said 6 months without treatment...doing a full body and brain scan friday...i am just beside myself..in shock...devastated and hurt byond belief...i had hope this morning...now it is slowly fading...but trying my best to hang in there we have a 9 yr old son that will b devastated when i decide to tell him which will b a while yet....all prayers needed....ty....i will b on and off .. most prob off for a few days....i am spent in every direction and have to absorb this...xo...lisa

Bad News
My aptd mom found something out about herself.... She has not told that many ppl about.. She is going to call me some time this week coming up....... it is not good news at all... then found out that one of my other -friends got some bad news too... I donot know if I can take any thing else right now.. plus my sons are with there daddy still that fukking jerk off...... i just want to hide.. i have my friends to talk to ..

Bad News
i just lost my favorite son carl dennis banghart he died in may 23 and i just found out on the i net my own family ex wife didnot notiify me im sorr angry and so very sad over my loss im at witts endtrying to figure out how he dide i ask all my freinds and fans to make a donation to thier nearby womens shelter thank ya all may God bless ya all so if ya will i need all ya love and support to help me get thru this benjamin

Bad News Today
OK well let's see I was raised by my grandparents so I am very closeI to them. We have already gone through one horrible dragon with my grandmother (breast cancer) luckily she is a fighter and beat it. Now my grandpa has been diagnosed with cancer in his throat and we just got the news that he will be needing radiation and chemo. Which I know is good cause he too is a strong fighter, but we go next week so they can do a test to see if the cancer has spread. If things were bad enough for him, last week when he went for his catscan on his neck they ended up finding much much more. They found that he was bleeding from his brain. They said it is old so there was no need for action. I am writing this to ask all my friends in FULAND for their prayers!! We have been through so much all this happened in but 1 fckn year!! I am just sooo exhausted from worrying that I can't sleep very well anymore. Well my friends please pray for my grandfather if you have a chance... xoxoxo Laura ~aka~ MSMYSTI

Bad News :(
Have u ever been in a room a u totally feel like u are not there or u wish that u were not there because what u heard u wish u did not........ AT that point u honeslty wish that u were deaf because he did not wanna hear what u just did...... I was in that room at aproxamately 2pm this afternoon when we got a phone call from my Aunt that has double lung & spine cancer she just went through her 5th round of chemo/radiation....... SHE got her PET scan results and found out that the treatment is not working....... ON one hand it is good because it has not gotten any worse BUT on the other it has not gotten any better either SO how can that be good news......... GEEZE this was her 5th round and she is fighting the hardest she can...... CANCER just sucks I hate it to me the word is worse then the worst swear word u could ever say......... SHIT we should start using CANCER as a swear word...... I have cervical cancer BUT I am not saying that to get attention I have never used it a

Bad News For Good Girls
Φ Little girls, this seems to say, never stop upon your way, never trust a stranger friend, no-one knows how it will end! As you're pretty, so be wise! Wolves may lurk in every guise!Now, as then, it's simple truth, sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth!

Bad News
My son is in the Army. He was just informed that his troop will leave for Afganastan in June.. Its very hard on me since hes my baby boy.. I worry everyday about the unknown..Well i know its for a good cause but having a hard time dealing with this right now

Bado Goes Naked
Have you ever wanted to walk through your town naked? Years ago there was this thing called streaking. It was a person running naked in front of people. When they caught the culprit they were arrested. Not true for Erykah Badu, who took off all her clothes where JFK was assassinated. Watch the video http://liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/30/nude-video-at-jfk-assassination-site/?test=latestnews BlastFM doesn’t resort to pranks for listeners. We just play great music 24/7 for you. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Bad Poetry?
I decided to put some of my horrible poetry out there for people to read. Why? I acredit masochistic tendencies. Walking Contradiction Trying to find words. Simple sounds become absurd. Lingering responses not received. Mounting maladies of the heart. Strange attractions to harmful addictions. Beautiful misery when I’m without you. Cause even in your absence I know you are still there though perhaps not with me. Meandering musing on the matter. Pleading pointless patterns. But I miss you regardless. Nothing discernible in broken ideas. Haunted by a past best left discarded. Only in you salvation is found. Freed from the torment of mundane. Have I made sense? Or is this all just a confusing as me... and you...

Bad Parents
Sorry things been little fucked around here lately. I have an alcoholic mother who seems to think even at 53 years old she can do whatever the fuck she wants. Spent the weekend in jail cause she beat up my step dad and my 4 year old step niece saw it. My sis is now going to try and get custody of my niece. I was raised this way but at least when i started living there i had 9 years of a good life and knew the difference. My step-niece isnt so lucky. We have her cause her dad is fuckin crazy mean. NOw she has to see my parents fight such bullshit. My mom called me last night sayin hey Im home. I said yea so what. She says dont you do this to me and hung up. WTF! did I do. bitch. sorry for you who have no idea what im talking about it sounds horrible but some people just shouldnt be allowed out in public or allowed to drink. Ok enough for now. Basically Ill be in and out of here not been up for much yappin and such. Get back to all when im in a better state of mind

Bad Parents...
Bad parents. Ya know I know when your an adult you should be able to live your life pretty much the way you want with certain exceptions of course. Then we have my mother. Going to be 52 and still drinks like a damn fish and causes trouble. Ya know the kinda trouble we all use to get into when we were like 18-22! She got so drunk last Friday night she showed up at my sis's work and caused a huge rucus there then sis got her cab to send her home. She gets home and decides to beat the crap outta my step-dad in front of my 4 year old step-niece who they are raising. She then of course goes to jail. Calls me Monday night after I get off work saying Im out too bad huh. I said yea too bad. She says Dont do this to me and hangs up! Now can anyone tell me WTF I did! I know nothing right but as far as shes concerned she really didnt do anything wrong cause she dont remember any of it. Sis is now going to try for guardianship of our step-niece and take both kids to KC with her in Jan. when she m

The Bad Place
Every eye sees its own special vision; every ear hears a most different song. In each man's troubled heart, an incision would reveal a unique, shameful wrong. Stranger fiends hide here in human guise than reside in the valleys of Hell. But goodness, kindness and love arise in the heart of the poor beast, as well.

A Bad Poem
kissing my lips you hold me tight feeling warm and safe you touch me in such a way unknown tongue to tongue embracing in passion your hands slide over me touching me feeling me in ways we've both dreamed of my nipples hard with excitment flicking them teasing them with your mouth moaning with pleasure i need you more tearing our clothes off naked and unshy kissing and begging for eachothers touch i slide my hand down to where you are pulsating hard and throbbing in my hands i take you in my own mouth tasting your sweet juices needing you and wanting you we entwine penatrating me we make love over and over again

Bad Poems.. ;)) Lmao
*Passion* Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground *FUCKING* Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! *MATH* Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply

Bad Puppies And Strange Ppl
Thinking maybe a little hush time for me in the next week. Pfft No can do. Kids away and hubby stuck on my hip. I finally got to put my XMAS tree up and the dogs managed to mangle it to death like a pretzel. Fixed that by putting the dogs out of the house. So here I am with my tree up 2 kids away, my little one with a cough because hubby brought him camping and allowed him to run around like a orphan with no shirt or shoes. But Hmmmmmmmmmmm wonders why he can't go to school. I think hubby just likes the part of making kids not really concerned about the rest after that. Had a wonderful Turkey Day, with alot of loonies to sit and talk with. I am still clueless as to where they came from. My little one is at the stage where he thinks that what he says is the word of the GOD ALMIGHTY and even goes to the point of trying to make the world stop when he says. Example: ME Showering...BANG BANG..BANG...MOMMY hurry I want that toy on TV HURRY. OMG, I have just heard it all. My little one ju

Bad Poet's Society
"and I stood to go, for he was hollerin' And so, I feel that my consciousness is he couldn' wait for orgasm to begin Does anyone know what time it is!?" Written by a bad poetry generator...not me, unfortunately. Today is one of those days that I wish that I was able to write bad poetry. I mean, truly bad, nausea inducing verse. That is not to say that I can only write good poetry. In fact, I can do nothing of the sort. My poetry is absolutely horrid, way beyond bad. During my graduate studies, I took a poetry seminar, thinking that if I successfully completed it, I might be able to pen some decent poems. Nope, that wasn't to be. I was the worst. I think the exact words that the professor used when evaluating my work were, "You suck." Fortunately, I was able to redeem myself by writing a 10,000 word tome on the evolution of modern poetry. Thank the heavens for that, otherwise my attempt at getting a Masters in Creative Writing would have been seriously jeopard

Bad Poker Night
It was just another Friday evening in our house. My Master and his friends were busy playing poker in the kitchen and I was banned from there while they were playing; "Women are bad luck" he said to me on more than one occasion. Not that I wanted to go in there anyway. The whole kitchen smelled of cigar smoke and beer. CHristopher and his three pals had been in there for several hours now and I hoped they were beginning to wind down and finish their game. There were shouts and laughter coming from under the door as I tried to watch tv in the lounge. Nothing on earth would persuade me to interrupt their game however. I remembered the one time I had done that. I had poked my head around the door and asked him how much longer they were going to be. Christopher had smiled pleasantly enough at me and said "soon dear", but when the game was finished and his friends gone home, he was furious. "Never interrupt my game again Rose" he said in a very quiet voice. "I am going to have to punish

Bad Poetry 1
Deep river Turn, burn Loose from this life. I cannot feel my legs and arms. My head spins as the bad taste goes down the back of my throat. But quickly I'm dreaming in color. Loki Listens - REAL BLOG

Bad Poetry2
You are my everything, strung together like pop corn and tinsel. "There's no way that I miss her," I tell my friends all the time. But there you are on my mind, like everything forever and nowhere all together. My friends know I'm lying. Loki Listens - REAL BLOG

Bad Pc
A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "penis". His girlfriend nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied...: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

Bad Puns
Puns - (Groaners!) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." Patient: "Is it common?" Doctor: "Well, "It's Not Unusual." Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing

Bad Poetry Continues
I am you, and you are me, and this is how its going to be be, we are lovers glued to the tv This is all we're going to see, this is how its going to be Feeling free in the world will be, a secret prison we'll never see Drifting along in and endless sea, lovers glued to the tv Living through this media spree, yearning to know what it means to be free

Bad Pun Contest
Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", th

Bad Poetry In Cymraeg
I wrote this for my ex wife, stardust. my first poetry in cymraeg.. LLYGAID CYMHARU EMRALT DRYCH AM MAU BRUEDDYD LLESMEIRIOL LLITHIO CYFAREDDU MYFI BRUEDDYD LLAES Y PEN ANWYL CEWC MYFI BOD AR GOLL ARDDUNOL SERENDAENU BYWIOL PROFI DUW SERCHU MYFI CARWRIAEDD LLAES SWYN MAU BYWOLIAETH BRUEDDYD DW I'N DY GARU DI SERENDAENU. (IN ENGLISH) eyes like emeralds mirrors of my dream enchanting enticing mesmerized i dream with each bold glance i am lost again beautiful stardust living proof god loves me romance and magick my living dream i love you stardust.

Bad Puns
No really, these are VERY bad puns. Don't even attempt to read them if you suffer from any kind of illness as these puns could make you even worse. You have been warned! ALL PUNS INTENDED 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially insem

Bad Parenting
Lately, I have been working at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights. For those who do not know what that is, it is when the Universal theme park in California stays open until 2am and it has mazes with themes like Saw, House of a 1,000 Corpses, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc. http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/ Anyways, I have seen a disturbing trend. Parents taking their 6 year old and under kids to this event. This is just bad parenting. A child's cognitive function (thinking processes) come to maturity at 6. Why would you expose something that can be seen as traumatic to them? (i.e. the Saw maze is basically people in traps from each of the movies) That is just asking for mental and behavior problems later in life. So I have to ask WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? This goes for the people who take animals to these things too. I am not talking about service dogs but even they dont need people scaring them like that. Last Sunday, a lady brought a puppy in her purse th

Bad Pick Up Lines
I have actually never had a pick up line used on me... I honestly thought they were a myth right up until college when I had a friend come up to me excited about this great line a guy used on her. The line... Do you wash your jeans in windex? Because I can see myself in them. There I was stunned that this drivel actually worked on someone. But there after I have had a facination for thinking up and hearing bad pick up lines. Again not that they are ever used on me, because truthfully that is not the approach guys take with me. Or if they do I don't notice because I snipe back with some cutting line that makes them run home. But anyway for my amusement here are a few more lines: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Excuse me, I need your phone number to give my friend so he'll know where he can get a hold of me in the morning There are two-hun

Bad Quay Bad!!!!!!!
Yea so i have a test today i made the proper preparations to cram like hell odly as i work on the material i understand it... considerin i havent attended class cause of my boy.... BUT instead of spendin all night studying I did laundry Did homework for an unrelated class Had sex...prolly woulda again but hey... did homework for this class... which is overdue anyway and then i spent 2 hours talkin online to the person i had sex with my lil sister and johan so when i fail this test it will be a well deserved F GOD PLEASE let caleb get kicked outta daycare today

B.a.d Rush!
If I had my time again, I would do it all the same, And not change a single thing, Even when I was to blame, For the heartache & the pain, That I caused throughout my years, How I'd love to be your man, Through the laughter & the tears, Situation no win, Rush for a change of atmosphere, I can't go on so I give in, Gotta get myself right outta here, Now I'm fully grown, And I know where it's at, Somehow I stay thin, While the other guys got fat, All the chances that I've blown, And the times that I've been down, I didn't get too high, Kept my feet on the ground, Situation no win, Rush for a change of atmosphere, I can't go on so I give in, Gotta get myself right outta here, And of all my friends, You've been the best to me, Soon will be the day, When I would pay you handsomely, Broken hearts are hard to mend, I know I've had my share, But life just carries on, Even when I'm not there, Situation no win, Rush for a change of atmosphere, I

Bad Religion-struck A Nerve
There's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane, And it isn't even christmas, he sees a note in the obituary that his last friend has died, there's an infant clinging to his overweight mother in the cold as they go to shop for cigarettes, and she spends her last dollar for a bottle of vodka for tonight and I guess it struck a nerve, like I had to squint my eyes, you can never get out of the line of sight, like a barren winter day, or a patch of unburned green, like a tragic real dream, i guess it struck a nerve every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone, introverted i look to tomorrow for salvation, but I'm thinking altruistically, and a wave of overwhelming doubt turns me to stone and I guess it struck a nerve, sent a murmur through my heart, we just haven't got time to crack the maze, like a magic speeding clock, or a cancer in our cells, a collision in the dark, I gue

Bad Religion-los Angeles Is Burning
Somewhere high in the desert near a curtain of blue St. Anne's skirts are billowing But down here in the city of limelights The fans of Santa Ana are withering And you can't deny the living is easy If you never look behind the scenery It's Showtime for dry climes And bedlam is dreaming of rain When the hills of Los Angeles are burning Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind So many lives are on the breeze Even the stars are ill at ease And Los Angeles is burning This is not a test of the emergency broadcast system When Malibu fires and radio towers Conspire to dance again And I cannot believe the Media Mecca They're only trying to peddle reality Catch it on Prime Time Story at nine The whole world is going insane When the hills of Los Angeles are burning Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind So many lives are on the breeze Even the stars are ill at ease And Los Angeles is Burning A placard reads "the end of days" Jacaranda boughs are bending in

Bad Ratings? Read Here
Yeah, so, if you were one of the people that received like a 2 on their pic, dont have a heart attack. I was going through pics, and whatever I didnt like, I rated low. Somethin' ur gonna have to live with.

Bad Relationships
bad relationships can be cause by several things such as takeing your old relationship into your new,money,lack of trust,lack of comunication,moveing to fast into a relationship,and kids from another marrage or relationship that got as far as baby lol,if you dont have trust and honesty you dont have anything back away from the relationship,money well i believe that money isnt worth loosing someone you love i have bean in a situation where i was homeless and didnt have any money all i had was friends and family im talking about all relationships not just husband and wife mother and daughter or brother and sister but if you dont have any of the above then you might as well be by your self we cant change them but we can change ourselfs.no matter how hard we try

Bad Review
So, I see that lieing on here makes you more friends and thats why we have private sections? Shit I find it funny that people hide there nudies. The fam I understand gotta think about the kids, but titties ass and pussy can be found everywhere else. Maybe you just happen to have assets folks want to see, ok I understand the whole sit up and beg too! Now you hate my rating, fine rate me down. It just shows no matter what I got your attention and interested you enough to come and see me. So in the end I get the last laugh, because when all profile checking out is done you came to me in the END! CHEERS MATEY!

Bad Religion-wont Somebody
Won't somebody please come up with something, cause Jesus just don't seem to be impartially working and all of the rest are really down in the ratings, while everyone is right here waiting Out in the cold, like a bundle of coal, little packets of darkness, wanting to grow, Well there's nobody home, and there's a wreck in the yard, and maybe they're coming back, if we wish really hard, if we wish real hard now, Won't somebody please come up with something, cause Jesus just don't seem to be impartially working and all of the rest are really down in the ratings, but everyone is gonna keep on waiting, waiting for peace, at the end of our streets, back behind our apartments, in our passenger seats, just a moment of bliss, of it all of the ways, but despair and oblivion, of our precarious ways, its ours to face now, Won't somebody please come up with something, cause Jesus just don't seem to be impartially working, and all of the rest are really down i

Bad Romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!Mum-mum-mum-mum-mah!GaGa-oo-la-la!Want your bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah!Mum-mum-mum-mum-mah!GaGa-oo-la-la!Want your bad romanceI want your uglyI want your diseaseI want your everythingAs long as it's freeI want your loveLove-love-loveI want your loveI want your drummerThe touch of your healingI want you leather dirty kiss in the sceneAnd I want your loveYou know that I want youLove-love-loveI want your loveLove-love-loveI want your loveYou know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want it badBad and badI want your lovingAnd I want your revengeYou and me put on a bad romanceI want your lovingAll your love is revengeYou and me put on a bad romanceOh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!Caught in a bad romanceOh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!Caught in a bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah!Mum-mum-mum-mum-mah!GaGa-oo-la-la!Want your bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah!Mum-mum-mum-mum-mah!GaGa-oo-la-la!Want your bad romanceI want your horrorI want your design'Cause you're a criminalAs l

Bad Reputation Lyrics
Joan Jett- Bad Reputation I don't give a damn 'bout my reputationYou're living in the past it's a new generationA girl can do what she wants to do and that'sWhat I'm gonna doAn' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputationOh no not meAn' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputationNever said I wanted to improve my stationAn' I'm only doin' goodWhen I'm havin' funAn' I don't have to please no oneAn' I don't give a damn'Bout my bad reputationOh no, not meOh no, not meI don't give a damn'Bout my reputationI've never been afraid of any deviationAn' I don't really careIf ya think I'm strangeI ain't gonna change An' I'm never gonna care 'Bout my bad reputationOh no, not meOh no, not mePedal boys!An' I don't give a damn'Bout my reputationThe world's in troubleThere's no communicationAn' everyone can sayWhat they want to sayIt never gets better anywaySo why should I care'Bout a bad reputation anywayOh no, not meOh no, not meI don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputationYou're living in the pastIt's a

Bad Reaction
My head starts to spin, its the weirdest i've felt, my chest gets these pains, my heart starts to melt, my hads with the strength of 1,000 men fold, stop moving get limp numb and cold , i can no longer kill, I go into a trance theres, a sparkle and a light heavenly angels dance , the hounds of hell howl, here is the overview, I'm completely destroyed, when I'm here the words, i love you...

Bad Romance
A few days ago, my friend Lard Spitsonya offended my other friend Sucksaman69 by posting a blog questioning his sexuality and NOT TELLING HIM. This is the key, as I am to understand, that Sucksaman69 was not informed that this blog was posted. QUOTE:“What ticked me off was he didn’t tell me he made one… Someone else out of the blue told me”So being offended or ticked, Sucksaman69 deleted and blocked Lard Spitsonya from his page. :(Well the next day, finding all of this amusing, Eatsmanonweekends posted a follow up blog announcing Lard Spitsonya’s engagement to Sucksaman69. It included a flyer and announcement, included photo shopped photos and all! Eatsmanonweekends told Lard and Dicksa Craven about the blog, but Sucksaman69 stumbled upon it, read it, and commented “rolls eyes” and went on his way. BUT he did not delete or block!So being curious by nature, I pondered this, and realized that the real truth is Sucksaman69 is in love with Eatsman

Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Caught in a bad romanceOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Caught in a bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!Roma-roma-mamaa!Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!Want your bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!Roma-roma-mamaa!Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!Want your bad romanceI want your uglyI want your diseaseI want your everythingAs long as it's freeI want your love(Love-love-love I want your love)I want your dramaThe touch of your handI want your leather-studded kiss in the sandI want your loveLove-love-loveI want your love(Love-love-love I want your love)You know that I want youAnd you know that I need youI want it bad, your bad romanceI want your love andI want your revengeYou and me could write a bad romance(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oh!)I want your love andAll your lovers' revengeYou and me could write a bad romanceOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Caught in a bad romanceOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!Caught in a bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!Roma-roma-mamaa!Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!Want your bad romanceI

Bad Santa
"Bad Santa" takes everything we all hold dear to Christmas and obliterates it with cursing and fowl low brow humor, and I absolutly love it! The movie is about a drunken middle aged Santa (Billy Bob Thornton) that hates his job and plans to rob the mall, where he works at, with help from his would be sidekick elf (Tony Cox). However, along the way some little fat kid starts to warm the old crook's heart, and Santa must decide to either help the kid or stick to his usual plan of drinking, robbing, and women. Plus, John Ritter as the mall supervisor, who's appalled by Santa and elf, is hillarious. In one scene, John tries to fire Santa because he was caught having sex in the women's dressing room. However, Santa and elf turn it around and make John look like he's racist against midgets. Uttering hillarious lines like, "Pretty soon you're gonna have whole bunch of these little *****ers with protests signs," by Santa. Terry Zwigoff does a great job providing a comedy that adults can enjoy

Bad Start To Halloween? I'd Say So
Ok so a bad to start to Halloween. I had a horrible dream about oh let's say 3:00 this morning. I dreamed that I ran into my ex-husband and that he talked me into going back to him. It's dreams like these, that make me want so bad to see him, and ask him if he really did love me. Overall he really wasn't a bad person, and I know it wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't been on drugs, but the fact of the matter is that he was. And the drugs made him a very mean person. Being a single mom is hard. I love my daughter to death and would do anything for her. I would give anything to find someone that loved me and my daughter, regardless of the circumstances. But it seems that I can't find a decent guy. Why is that? Am I looking in the wrong places??? My birthday is in 6 days, and I want to run away and never come back. I want to take a vacation that is never going to end. I'm tired of acting happy for everyone, when inside I can't stop crying. Is it EVER going to end? I'm tired of being st

Bad Suprise
Well my dad who was supposed to be gone all week came home early today.. fuckin grand!!! Hes obviously drunk and probly stoned and i cant deal with his attitude. He aggrivates every little situation. We have this plugin thing for the internet and i moved them around so i could plug in my heating pad seeing as how i didnt wanna sleep alone because i was really sick. He has the nerve to bitch at me for moving the plugs around! WTF?! Is it really that hard to move them again??? GEEZ Totally ridiculous! Moms not happy and neither am i. We were both looking forward to a quiet weekend. We both have a lot of respect for each other and thats why we dont fight. Dad on the other hand just doesnt give a shit. I have a bad history with him as far as abuse and him just messing with my head basically. Im just waiting for the day where i can say 'fuck you' and never have him in my life again. Dont get me completly wrong i love my dad when hes sober but when hes like this hes a completly different per

Bad Smell Of Revenge
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. Then the ex-husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time they had to move out for a f

Bad Santa!
Bad Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all Yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frickin book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody. Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?? Santa ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?? Love Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he

Bad Santa!!!!
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************************************************ Dear Santa, I've been a good girl all year & the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ********************************************************************* Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas I'd like for my mommy & daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom who rides

Bad Santa,,,,again...
• I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? • Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? • Some of my best toys run on batteries... • I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? • Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list! • Wanna join the "Mile High" club? • That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!

Bad Santa Replies
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe yo

The Bad Santa List
16. Show the reindeer who's boss by hosting an annual all-you-can-eat venison feast. 15. Install new candy cane pole for the Private Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies. 14. Stop payment on the check to Salvation Army that was meant to cover the cash I borrowed from the kettle this year. 13. Out Rudolph. 12. Reminder: Don't order the pork chops during brunch with Hanukkah Harry and Ramadan Raheed. 11. William Hung "Little Drummer Boy" ringtones for everyone! 10. Piss off the Elf Union by moving the headquarters to St. Kitts and the assembly center to Mumbai. 9. Put my yule log in Angelina Jolie's chimney. Heh heh. 8. Deliver lots of sneezing chickens to those needy Third World brats. 7. Another Christmas at Oprah's, another midnight delivery of Little Debbies and Ipecac. 6. Crank call the Easter Bunny and ask if he has a problem with shit sticking to his fur. 5. Feed the reindeer their Ex-Lax in preparation for the annual White House fly-over. 4. Keep dow

Bad Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

Bad Sunburn
Bad sunburn A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?" "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

A Bad Son
never will I feel accepted always will I feel rejected this i know so I expect it its like no matter what I do, its never good enough for you everything i put you through standing my ground getting up just to fall back down just to make you proud, was all I ever wanted I just dont know how, I dont have the knowledge but its too late now you hate what ive become and I know I cant be, your perfect son I just want to be happy but I dont know how I can be, with everything that surround's me feeling like the outcast of the family leave me alone, get out of my life on my own, I'll be alright falling deeper into madness, crying these angry tear's of sadness everything make's it worse I know Im a failure in your eyes, and it hurts I'll be alright,I'll be alright I'll be alright, no I wont.....thats a lie I'll always know Im a failure in your eyes so I guess Ill never be surprised my memorie's leave me haunted because Im the son you never wanted

The Bad Side Of Life (long Blog)
Tell ya what last 24 hours have been frustrating. Last night got into a rip roarer of an argument with the guy I'm currently living with. Stupid ass junkie. He was agitated cos he had gone a whole two days without a fix and was hanging out for one but lack of money meant he was shit out of luck. So we had an argument about nothing in particular but he got so worked up he said he was gonna evict me from the house. Cheers mate you took me in from the street now you kicking me out in the cold! Could of cut the air with a knife this morning. I went to school and he went to tafe - didn't see each other all day till' tonight when (after he got his fix) said he was sorry and he did not mean the things he said and that he did not want me to move out. Yeah what ever mate. Not impressed with him at the moment. He is off his rocker. Decided not long ago that, although I love my mates, there are some that are just bad for me, like this guy I am living with. I do not want to associate with this

Bad Sign
Well to start off, I knew this guy in Jr.High and Highschool always had a crush on him but we were friends. I did take him to a banquet my senior year just as friends. We went out last Friday and I was really tired cause I had just driven 5 hours to get to my cousins for the date. I tried to talk a lot but I was still distracted by my nervousness and shyness. I know I am not shy online but in person I really am. I think that if we had talked on the phone prior to our meeting at 16 years apart, the date would have gone better. Oh wellto end the saddrama story I got a pity hug and then he says keep the emails going.... So I sent him an email cause I knew I would not here from him the next day saying that I really did have a nice time and that I was sorry I was so quiet but that I had driven 5 hours and was super tired. I told him that I hoped he would still give me a second chance in the friend department. Oh well you learn I guess from your mistakes. He had my number for 2 months prior

Bad Season Ch. 01
Bad Season Ch. 01 by Tyl© This story is entirely fiction—no superstar was compromised writing it. The story has a copyright and can not be used without written consent. Synopsis: Zack McGraw had been a hot prospect—golden boy for San Diego/Blazers. An injury forced management to rethink his contract—it was their decision Zack was to be traded down to the El Paso/Rumble; he was lucky to be picked up by any team, even the minors. Zack's right arm had put him on the sideline for a year and a half, any symphony his comrades once had for him had long ago vanished. Truth be told Zack was never liked by his teammates, he was from a small town in Mississippi, a fact that seem to grade on the nerves of the San Diego team. He was always on the defense; they seemed to enjoy needling him at every chance. Consequently he was a loner, except for Beverly, his wife, he had no friends and his heavy drinking was seriously damaging that relationship. The prospects of a reduced lifestyle f

Bad Sex
How do you recover from bad sex? Is it even possible to recover from something so bad. You must be asking yourself how bad was it. Well I have had three nights of bad sex, not all back to back but enough to turn me off from sex and now I'm like fucked cause I want to have sex but I have this fear that it will be bad once again. I must also say that the bad sex was not because of me. Now that I think back there were five different times with five different people. So now what should I get help or should I further explain what made this sex so bad that I have been scared for life....

Bad Sex's Always Sucks
I slept with this guy one whole year before the bad sex just got to me. He was so cute though. I mean you could eat him up and he was willing to do anything. But it started off all about him and his needs, later on it moved on to what we both wanted. Then it became what I wanted, however, what I wanted was for him to become better in bed. I guess I wanted to much cause it went from bad to worse. He was trying I give him that but if you are going down on a girl and she is wondering what the hell you are doing maybe you should pick up a book. Guys really need to focus more that will make girls want to do more. Give and get is the name of the game and I'm not one to stay there in one position so why should I settle for bad tongue. Yea I guess you could figure out I stop sleeping with him. Bad sex what a waste of time. It should so be a crime.

Bad Storms
Hi All In case you looking for me 10-18 I have a weather probem hear NWS-SPC said we going to get a bad storm i be on if i can ( when it safe to do so most time i am on but this is mod rist of bad weather can include but not limited too 1) lighting 2) wind of 80 mph 3) torndo 4) power failers i be on as mush as i can untell it get realy bad.

Bad Smells
A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went into the bathroom to freshen up. Unfortunately, she had a case of bad breath so severe she had to take a powerful drug to control it. She was about to take the drug when she decided it would be best to let her husband in on her secret since they would be spending the rest of their lives together. So she returned to bed without taking the drug. Her husband then went into the bathroom to freshen up. He also had a problem with foot odor so offensive it required a special preparation to keep it under control. He was about to apply the preparation when he decided it would be better to let his wife know about his problem because she would find out about it sooner or later anyway. He skipped applying the preparation, returned to bed, grabbed his wife and gave her a big kiss. She said, "Honey, there's so

Bad Scopey Scope
There's a lot more to the story than you know yet, so hear all sides, then take your time pondering before making your big decision. It shouldn't be agonizing, though the process will take a while. things that make you go hmmm... glad i dont rely on this stuff, cause i dont know anything that i only know part of or one persons side...

Bad Shot Of Reality
I'm qualifying myself for this one. Have you ever caught yourself thinking about someone all the time, about all the promises the two of you made and then have them shattered by a dose of reality? I just did. I knew it was too good to be true but for some reason I wanted it to work even though I knew it never would. I'm just a hopeless romantic *sigh*

A Bad Start
well my x-mas just started off bad i may have lost too people that may have meant a whole lot to me but this maybe my last entry and possibly my last time on fubar i just have alot of thinking too do over the break....

Bad Santa List
the video game industry is in the grip of demagogues just as shallow and uneducated. Take federal prosecutor Kym Worthy, who according to the Detroit News (by way of GamePolitics) just issued a "Top 10 Most Violent Games" list. The list (with what I presume is a press summary of the list comments, courtesy Detroit local news station WXYZ) follow. 1. Grand Theft Auto "Allows to [sic] players to act out crimes and rewards players for doing so." [1] 2. Manhunt (presumably Worthy means Manhunt 2) "Revolves around the making of a snuff film." 3. Scarface "Involves buying and selling drugs and killing hundreds of people." 4. 50 Cent: Bulletproof "Rapper 50 cent is involved in a web of corruption, double crosses and shady deals that lead him on a bloody path through New York's drug underworld." 5. 300: The Video Game "Invites game room gladiators to slice their way through the Persian army." 6. The Godfather "Opens with a 'child's version' of the player witnessing the

Bad Santa
He spares no time nor gives quarter, he suffers no late to the trial. He waits for none by the roadside. He tarries seldom nor for long whiles. He rides from doorstep to doorstep, he checks each and every little home. He knows what you lie there still doing, he sees when you are alone. He climbs to every single rooftop, peers down the chimneys for their glow. But when he looks and finds darkness, this is how he will know. A glimmer that shines in the moonlight, a flash, a scream and your gone. He'll throw you out as a carcass, leave you there on the lawn. Santa doesn't always mean christmas, that suit does not always bring joy. When near is a lone dark asylum, where lived the life of a boy.

Bad Start To The New Year
2008 has not had a good start with me. Went into work yesterday, a 45-minute drive, not realizing it was only the 2nd and I still had the day off. So I got there and turned right back around. And then halfway home on the highway someone tried to pass a truck on the right and pulled right into my car. Guess I was in his blindspot, but it still took a half hour to wait for the police and get that all straightened out. Now I have no mirror on the driver's side. Don't realize 'till it's gone how much you use it. The last couple weeks my supervisor at respite and I have been trying to rearrange my schedule because my classes changed, and both have different starting dates. We finally got it, and then one class was canceled. Now today my adviser called and added me into another class. Unfortunately it completely conflicts with my new schedule at respite. At least I don't need to work the preschool around my classes, but it's a pain in the neck to have to change my schedule every semester.

Bad Seed
"I didn't ask to be here." "I had no choice." Words you'll never hear- Because they're never voiced. I'm here by chance. Small and meek; No one gives a glance, Or sees the tear-stained cheek. Laugh and sneer in my face. Clothes- old and worn- I am out of place; Hurt and scorned. Others laugh and play; I'm not wanted here. They push me away. Wipe away another tear. What was my sin, To cause me such pain? To see where it begins, Just look at my name. Copyright 2007 Missy Harrell

Bad Storms
Were having bad storms here, so will be away until Monday unless a Hugh Tornado hits us. Will be back online as soon as I can. Sending all Friends and Fans lotsa loves now in case i don't make it back on here any time soon.

Bad Student
Kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, "How was school son?" He replies, "It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher." She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room. His father gets home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son, "You had sex with your teacher son?" Kid replies, "Yeah it wasn't good." The father says well your only 14 years old and you have done a good job, well go tomorrow and get that new bike you have always wanted. They go there the next day and buy it. Then the father asks him, "Do you want to ride it home or just put it in the back of the truck? " The kid replies, "I better just put it in the back of the truck." They get into the truck and the father asks his son, "So why didn't you wanna ride it home?" The son tells him, "Because Mr. Green got me in the butt pretty hard yesterday."