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Dr. Submitted Funnies~~
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab! I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX 2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. Big breaths, I instructed. Yes, they used to be, replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA .3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a, 'massive internal fart.'Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of h

Dr. Suesssser
my ears are bleeding and so is my nose its from crank and death metal i suppose what will bleed next probably every girl who reads this or my toes so hop on pop and bring the mop the cat is out of the bag and my dicks in your ass and your pussy is thing one and your ass is thing two who will mop up all this goo not me surely not you maybe we can get a mop up crew thats all for now your pussy smells like rotten glue does glue rot does glue rot does your kitten make clear snaught what size tampax does was she bought on a cot with a knot and some clots and some class my cock is pucking in your ass bass is a fish your pussy is a nice red dish how many peaces on my list? now your knowing your dissmissed no phone call now shes pissed

Dr ,s Were Wrong Im Ok . It Was Wrong Meds.
i dont have vasculitis , I have hypertension that is low and hight at times but low for me at others: there is a name but I forget it.. , I have to take diretics and potassium. I was so weak and sick and getting worse so went back and it was a wrong diagonisis. thank you My lord , you are ;always watching out for me. IM so relieved..........I have Dr,s that will follow up with me know. Ekg fine all test today fine.. hugs.. i cried ,,, diana

Dr. Timothy Leary
Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky. Timothy Leary's Last Trip (1997) Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities — the political, the religious, the educational authorities — who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing — forming in our minds — their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable open-mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself. I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to m

Dr. Tre Another One Of My Owners And One Hell Of A Guy!
This is another one of my owners! I am honestly proud to say that he owns me! I am happy to announce that *¥-JaH-¥-Co-Owner of Forbidden Inc's-¥-Forbidden Inc & Cell Block69-¥ Fu-Husband of ELLIE-¥ has won me in an auction! He is a very sweet guy and one of the best friends that a person can ask for! If you have not already please be sure to rate, fan, add, and crush him! I can tell you that he is worth it. Make sure that you tell him Miss Crys has sent ya! *¥-JaH-¥-Co-Owner of Forbidden Inc's-¥-Forbidden Inc & Cell Block69-¥ Fu-Husband of ELLIE-¥@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~Owned By ~RobiSue~69Munch~Lil Slavegrrl~Dizzy~Smutt~Dr. Tre~@ fubar

Dr. Turi More Free Goodies For You All
Hello CherryTap Friends; More free goodies for you all... If you are bored or have a few questions about metaphysics, world's prediction, or want to learn more about the power of your subconscious and bring about all your wishes listen to some of my readio shows at http://www.drturi.com/archives.php Remember knowledge is power ignorance is evil! These information will change your life! Most of all never forget that; " Your Future is Nothing Else Than the Reincarnation of Your Thoughts." Promote only positive thoughts, ITS YOUR LIFE! http://www.globalenquirer.com/ WORLD WIDE http://cherrytap.com/drturi - CHECK THE PICS! http://www.drturi.com Read my current predictions, I am CNN before CNN! Order And Services "I will take good care of you!, I will change your life, that's a promess! http://www.drturi.com/readings.php If you need answers or curious about everything, anything check my Free Newsletter http://www.drturi.com/news/ Blessings Dr. Turi

Dr. Turi Four Ufo Experiences Part 1
Dr. Turi’s First UFO Encounter www.drturi.com This is Dr. Turi’s first UFO experience as a child in the old house attic. From his early abductions to the spaceship trip, he has 3 more incredible and solid experiences to relate, complete with drawings. Indeed Dr. Turi is a legitimate and honest recipient of extraordinary encounters that have influenced his fate to learn and teach the dynamics of our Universe and its relationships with the fate of mankind. My First Contact! Important note: Please keep in mind that none of the following experiences are fictional. All of the following stories are real and some of them were very dramatic and reflect parts of my own dramatic life. All of those bye-gone experiences were the indispensable ingredients I needed to recognize my own conviction of the subconscious power we all possess inside. The purpose of this work is to make you aware of your own spiritual essence and your ability to control the outcome of your personal existence. Blesse

Dr. Turi Four Ufo Experiences Part 2
Dr. Turi’s 3rd UFO Encounter www.drturi.com My Third UFO Experience Life was simply great; I had graduated from the Royal School of Music in London, with the highest distinction marks and won the silver Musicianship cup. I landed a contract with Phillips record company and my first single was on the market. I saw the people dancing and I heard my voice on the radio, blowing out of the speakers in numerous discothèques. I was a happy guy savoring the results of years of monstrous labor. Yet I also knew that the far-fetched forces above my head had more incredible experiences in store for me. My brother Jo had a discotheque and he asked me if I wanted to sing there to promote my record in the area. I accepted and once again took on the long journey back home to France. When Jo was young he always dreamed of owning an old farm with many animals, in 1981 his own dream became a reality when he purchased and restored an old structure. The farmhouse was less than fifteen minut

Dr. Turi Last Blog - Good Luck To All!
12/15/2007 Dear readers: AS PREDICTED ON COAST TO COAST BY DR. TURI 2 NIGHTS AGO WITH 20 MILLIONS LISTENERS WORLD WIDE! 7.1 Powerful quake rattles Indonesia Entrails Upset Spit Above Red Fire Wind To Dance Stars Command Shock Science Calm Deception To Strike Quatrain Written by Dr. Turi 12/10/07 These are my exact words said on the air. "George earthquakes happen everyday, the dates I give are always for earthquakes above 6.0". Get this show and listen to all that was said that night and how confident I am in my predictive gift in astrology. This is the quatrain I sent to Lex (CTC webmaster) a few hours before going on the air but he did not post it on CTC website but he made a note of my forecast. This is what he reported from the show on CTC website. "Seer Dr. Louis Turi looked ahead to 2008, and warned that the months of February and August would be particularly difficult. Natural disasters and stock market volatility are likely during these two months,

Dru Boogie - A Splat On The Wall Of O&a - On Sale Now!
FINALLY! DRU BOOGIE HAS AN OPIE AND ANTHONY REMIX CD ON SALE CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A" Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW! Honestly, do you need more of an explanation than that? It's online. There's a ton of great music for you O&A die-hards, and for anyone who wants to be blown-away by some amazing remixing skills. GET on iTunes and buy Dru Boogie's "A Splat On the Wall Of O&A"... NOW! DO IT!

Drudging Head Long
Drudging head long. Through the repetitive gestures of the day. To the mindless drumming of society. In all of our mind numbing melancholia's. The agony of the undone. The fearful to attempt. Of those who would hide behind leaders, but would not lead themselves. The life sucking monsters of society you down, tearing us apart. Though only existing in the shrouded coils of our mind. Unable to overcome. Trapped inside a web self-spun. Sinking deeper into the cast-iron molds of society. Becoming heartless cold creatures. Destined to die lonely, and astray. By James J

Drudry
WHAT IS DRUIDRY? Druidism, or Druidry as it is often called, is for some a spiritual path, for others a religion, and for others a cultural activity. As a cultural activity, Druid ceremonies provide part of the context and pageantry for the National Eisteddfodau of Wales, Cornwall and Brittany. As a spiritual way or philosophy, Modern Druidism began to develop about three hundred years ago during a period known as the ‘Druid Revival’. It was inspired by the accounts of ancient Druids, and drew on the work of historical researchers, folklorists and early literature. In this way Druidry’s heritage stretches far back into the past. Read different authors’ views on What is Druidry?: What does it mean to be a Druid today? Above all else, Druidry means following a spiritual path rooted in the green Earth. It means participating in a living Western spiritual tradition drawn from many sources, including surviving legacies from Celtic wisdom teachings, but embracing the contri

Druen Ladanian Lee
hey all,,you know how they say when life throws you a bunch of lemons,,you make lemonade,,well,,it seems life has done that to me today was druens first check up,,and after he was born the hospital did a test of his chromosones,, well it seem druen has down syndrome,, which is quite surprising to us,,since he looks perfectly healthy. we go back next week for further evaluations and then to set up appointments for specialists to determine the severity of his downs, so please keep him in your thoughts and prayers as we deal with this trying times. i hope to have a few pics up by the end of the weekend, hugs and thanks for the support randy

Druens Accomplishments
ive always thought of myself as a strong person, but having a special needs child really makes a person look within themselves, and i realize that i have to be strong for two, and i can handle that druen today pushed himself up on his knees and arms,,hopfully will be crawling soon, he just turned 9 months old,, still stops breathing daily and has stomach problems but it is getting better and his muscle tone is getting better and can almost sit up by himself. when i look in his eyes i see my strength, i see my angel,, i see my purpose in life, you know when i first found out he had downs, i was in denial, i told everyone, that he would be normal, that he would not lag behind in development, well i found out i cant control things,,lol,, and he will tackle each task in his time and ive accepted then and help him every day to reach his next accomplishment special needs children are angels

Druen One Yr Old Today
hello everyone today is druens birthday,, woohoo, hes one and has been having a rough time, hes been sick for a week now, and is on medicine to help him, the nights have been really rough, up most the night congested and coughing, one reason i havent been on as much is to care for him, ive been holing him til he falls asleep,and i just cant put him down once he does besides that everything else is the same as my last blog, though i will be posting pictures of his birthday party we had this weekend for him lets just say,, he likes cake he has two teeth now,,is still trying to crawl, but no new developments,,we did get him a walker now to help strenghten his legs but he kinda just hangs around and doesnt have the concept yet i wanted to say its been a great first years,, many ups and downs, but to me i feel so blessed to be druens father, because he has touched me in so many ways i cannot explain and i want to thank everyone for there love and support, a few have real

Druens Update
hello everyone,, sorry that its been awhile since my last update,,life has been real busy we have put off the stomach surgery, and are hoping in time it fixes itself and want to do more observations and test to make sure it is something that is needed he has four teeth now,, 2 on top and 2 on bottom, he is still stopping breathing at night and is a concern so weve extended him being on the monitor for another year he is now able to soldier crawl across the floor and is moving so fast, also ive taught him how to clap, this past weekend, he sat up on his own, straight up and was clapping, i am so proud of him and today,, he pulled himself up to his knees and grabbed my shirt as i was lieing beside him and pulled himself to his feet,, wow,, his tiny miracles hes reaching for and actually starting to grab items, instead of slapping at them, and he reach and took my fingers today and pulled himself to his feet and can now stand in such fashion for over 2 minutes i was thin

A Drug That Mimics The Happy Effects Of Alcohol-
A British scientist's recent announcement that he had found a way to develop a drug that mimics the happy effects of alcohol--sociability and relaxation--without producing next-day headaches or ravaging the body sparked an immediate controversy. "Every sip of alcohol does rot your liver," said David Nutt, a professor of psychopharmacology at Bristol University, "and I think it would be preferable to have something that doesn't rot your liver" but makes you feel happy. Nutt said he had also come up with a way to instantly sober up from the fake drunk feeling--by taking a drug now used to treat tranquilizer overdoses. But while this cocktail of drugs (still in the theoretical research phase) may seem like a dream come true for anyone who has ever awoken with a splitting headache following a night of overindulgence, is taking a drug to produce a "good drunk" really a good idea? Wilkie Wilson, a professor of pharmacology and co-author of "Buzzed: The Straight Facts About the Most

Drug Addicition
People ask me about what I went through as I was doing drugs....I will tell you this though...coming off of drugs was the worse thing I felt...I'd rather be kicked in the dick then go through that ever again...you know I have had a lot of pain in my life...I am the one that caused it...but as I was going through my addiction...I have been through a few things...I was shot once in the back...now your saying wow that hurt...well I can tell you this...it is not like the movies at all...it hurts...alot...and your in some much pain you can barely talk...and it fucking sucks....now being stabbed and cut...well that's not too bad but seeing your own blood may send you over the top...I still have the scars most are almost gone now...but you can still see them...I guess they are just a reminder of what I have done in my past...I have paid my debt...I don't drink...I don't do drugs...I smoke cigs...and i love my coffee...I done my time...and I am glad it's over

Drug Store
A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist that she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explains she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the Law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw us both in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "Well now; you didn't TELL me you had a prescription!"

Drug Addict
I have had more than a few people ask me why it is that I am so honest and talk about myself. The answer is a rather long one, but I will indulge you :P I am a recovered drug addict of 10 and a half years. (I will get to the past tense of the word recovered shortly for those who took issue with it) I guess I will explain what a drug addict is first. Im sure you have ideas and I am not going to say anyones idea is wrong, I will however tell you what the real deal druggy is. Me. I am a real deal junky. A drug addict is fundamentally different from “normal” people. There is a chemical difference in the brain. Addiction is not limited to just narcotics. They are just more fun :P Addiction can be anything from over eating, under eating, stealing, sex, masturbating, stealing, gambling so on and so on. I think you get it. In the end there is a hole inside you that you can’t possibly fill. A good example I heard years ago is ‘an ego maniac with an inferiority complex.’ So true lol Some of t

Drug Mules
I dont know about anyone else here but why feel sorry for drug mules? they know what they are doing & then cry about it saying they are innocent especially in Indonesian countries where they know the penalty is death. I reckon they should rot there not come home & spend their time here Indomnesia has their own laws & no country should butt in i think their laws are a deterent but they still try & beat it. The Bali 9 for example should rot in my oppinion a few on death row which they deserve but others get life let them rot there not here. I know i go on but have strong views on this subject. Also do they ever think of the kids they kill & families left to pick up the pieces NO!!

Drug Names
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the n

Drugs
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Drugs Suck
Drugs Suck This is not entirely true. Given the right drugs, you can change yourself in major ways. You can feel good, relaxed, comfortable, you can feel happiness, excitement, you can experience your life as a great meaningful adventure, you can feel that all of your troubles have been washed away... for a little while. For many of us, the only time we ever really feel good is when we're on some drug. Of course, it's one of life's little ironies that the only thing you have to make you feel good is also the thing that will destroy your mind, your body, and your life if you do enough of it for long enough. I suppose if you're a well-balanced person, you can get high from time to time without much of a problem, as you don't really need to do it. However, if your life sucks, then when you find a drug you really like, just doing it occasionally won't be enough for you. You want to do it every day, you want to do it all the time. And this unleashes a whole host of p

Drugs Suck 2
This is not entirely true. Given the right drugs, you can change yourself in major ways. You can feel good, relaxed, comfortable, you can feel happiness, excitement, you can experience your life as a great meaningful adventure, you can feel that all of your troubles have been washed away... for a little while. For many of us, the only time we ever really feel good is when we're on some drug. Of course, it's one of life's little ironies that the only thing you have to make you feel good is also the thing that will destroy your mind, your body, and your life if you do enough of it for long enough. I suppose if you're a well-balanced person, you can get high from time to time without much of a problem, as you don't really need to do it. However, if your life sucks, then when you find a drug you really like, just doing it occasionally won't be enough for you. You want to do it every day, you want to do it all the time. And this unleashes a whole host of problems, and befo

Drugs / G
“G” Life. Why does it ... My Power is awesome, try me you'll see, know if you do, you'll never break free. Just try me once, and I may let you go. But try it twice and I will take your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal, you'll lie, you'll take from your loved ones, just to stay high. The crimes you'll commit from my narcotic charms. They'll be worth the pleasure, you'll feel in my arms. You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad. When you see their tears, will you feel sad? Just forget your morals and the way you were raised. I'll be your consience, I'll teach you my ways. 'Ll take kids from their parents, I'll take parents from their kids. I turn people from god, and I seperate friends. I'll always be with you right there by your side. You'll give up everything, your family, your hope, and your pride. I'll take and I'll take, until you have no more to give. When Im finished with you, you'll be lucky to liv

Drug Problem
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have drug problem when you and I were growing up?'' I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four letter word. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flowerbeds and cockleburs out of dad's fields. I wa

Drugs?
Which drug are you?Ectsasy, Pills, Pop 'emHardcore ey? You dont do normal, you do messed up, crazy experiences...well enjoy it!Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

Drug Testing
Okay. I got a DUI last April. Big deal, but yet not. I had to do the D.I.P. (Driver Intervention Program) and spend 3 days in an ex-juvenile detention center home thingy. Upon entering, you must take a drug test. I failed for weed. The last time I smoked weed before that day was March 10th---I went to D.I.P. on the weekend of July 4th. I was baffled--needless to say irrate, because I was referred on for an "in depth assessment" at the local counseling agency. (By the way, that last time I smoked weed before that was the summer of '05) I just finished my second and last appointment for this "in depth assessment" shit, and had to take another drug test. I nearly failed. The result was "faint" for passing. They said that means that I am "on the cusp for quitting smoking weed." What the hell does that mean, and since I haven't touched a bowl or joint or anything since March 2006, how the HELL did I nearly fail the 2nd and actually fail the first?!! They said nothing but T

Drug Testing
Why as a free society we have to be drug tested at our jobs. I would think our free time is that our time. If I want to blow a little smoke why should anyone care. I can smoke and still come to work straight. It is just another way for the common people to be controlled

The Drug Dog
Subject: Drug Dog A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the >>> plane when >>> another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador >>> Retriever in >>> the middle seat next to the man. >>> >>> The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the >>> dog is allowed >>> on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and >>> that the dog >>> is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the best there >>> is. I'll show >>> you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." >>> >>> The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: >>> "Watch this." >>> He tells Sniffer to "search". >>> >>> Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very >>> purposefully >>> next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its >>> seat and puts >>> one paw on the agent's arm. >>> >>> The agent

Drug Of Choice
Drug of Choice I just wanna cut Till I hit bone And then some Never stopping to clean up the bloody mess Oozing from my lifeless veins I don’t even shed one tear My life slowly slips away As the crimson blood Drains from my body I feel nothing but shear bliss A huge sigh of relief comes over me I’m no longer burdened With these emotional scars When they find me They won’t even recognize My body It’s been so mangled by This blade It has torn through my flesh A thousand times Feeding my pain Giving me pleasure Its so addictive Like an addicts Drug of choice I go through withdrawal And this is what happens. And now… Jesus is my Homeboy And God is my Supplier

Drugs Are....
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this... O o ...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did yon do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did y

Drug War Movie
The film is great and really delves into the racist history of the Drug War's roots. Please watch... if the video is not working, one of two things is going on: 1. too many of you are trying to watch it at once, and thus you should save the bulletin and come back later to watch, or 2. it has been removed. So don't email me if this isn't working, as they always work when i try them, before i send them out.

The Drug Problem In America
The Drug Problem in America I guess I had a drug problem, too! When I was young, I was the drugee and later I was the druger! The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county. He asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?'' I replied, I did have a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials, no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out w

Drugs For Woman
++ DRUGS FOR WOMEN ++ > > > > > > > >DAMNITOL >Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. >~~ >EMPTYNESTROGEN >Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you >of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they >moved out! > >~~ >ST. MOMMA'S WORT >Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers >unconscious for up to two days. >~~ >PEPTOBIMBO >Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before >an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and >prevents conception. >~~ >DUMBEROL >When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in >enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. >~~ >FLIPITOR >Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the >urge to flip off other drivers. >~~ >MENICILLIN >Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such >lethal lines as, "Yo

Drugs
Ever noticed how much junk email is offering to sell you medication at reduced prices? Why is that? Are we all ill and just don't know it? Is there really that much viagra in the world that they can sell it at those prices? Are Pfizer employees being given huge amounts of performance enhancing drugs? Do Pfizer make these performance enhancing drugs themselves or do they buy them from a rival drug company? I've gone cross-eyed trying to work it out. Personal favourite junk email message: "Look twenty years younger!" I think my work collegues would freak out if a seven-year-old turned up to do my job. Plus getting served in bars would be a nightmare. I might have more luck with women though. Like the Prophet says: "Woman: I want a baby. Man: I don't. Woman: You're so immature! Man: You just said you wanted a baby!" Case closed. Just my opinion.

Drugs & Wealthy Parents.
Hotel Nuts is the place to be. As far as nuthouses go. I was treated like a king thar. Pappy owns stock in the nuthouse. He owns stock in just about everything. More stuff than I wanna keep up with. My parents ain't in league with the super rich. But they are trying to get thar. I ain't gonna bet against them. I had my own private room at Hotel Nuts. It was covered in soft blue rubber. The walls, the ceiling and the floor were all rubber. I could fall out of bed and never get a bruise. At the nuthouse, you get plenty of free drugs. But no booze. I ain't never been much of a drugger. Yea, I smoke some grass once in a blue moon. And I do have to take a daily dose of anti-nut medication. But that is it. Maybe some Tylenol PM at bedtime with a double shot of bourbon. It helps me sleep. Nuthing else. Pappy and Mama got me out of Hotel Nuts real quick. They did not want to visit me thar. It is bad fer their image. But not mine! I loved the other crazy folks. I met many interesting people

Drug Recall Plz Read And Rip
All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND Please read this CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke(bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control Alka- Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange) Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Si

Drug Recalls
All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND Please read this CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke(bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control Alka- Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange) Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Si

Drugs In Your Head By Foamy
I HAD TO PUT THIS HERE BECAUSE UMMM IF YOU KNOW FOAMY AND PROFANITY IS NOW NSFW THEN UMMM I NEEDED A WAY TO MARK IT! TOO DAMN FUNNY NOT TO SHARE THOUGH- IM GONNA MAKE SURE MY POTHEAD BF SEES IT! ROFLMAO!

Drug Test
so I got my random drug test today at work. I thought everything was dandy, the only drug I've had in quite awhile is hydrocodone. but that didn't show up on the test. Instead, I tested positive for PCP. YEAH PCFUCKINP. So now I'm sitting on my ass waiting for the fucking lab to call so I can prove to them that my anti depressant is what came up as PCP. FUCK. I'm missing out on prob a weeks worth of pay and there's nothing I can do about it. My boss actually thought I was using PCP. I'm not a drug user. Never tried PCP. Don't even know how to use the damn shit. So, here I am, online, bored out of my fucking mind, wondering when I can go back to work..... Somebody please help keep me occupied!!!!

Drugged
THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CAN ADD THAT WOULD IN ANY WAY, MAKE THIS EPIPHANY ANY MORE MEANINGFUL. I DARE SAY, THAT SHOULD I TRY - IT WOULD LESSEN THE VALUE OF THESE REMARKS CONSIDERABLY. God bless mothers who drugged us > > The other day, someone at a store in our town read > that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old > farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a > rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug > problem when you and I were growing up?'' > > I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young: > > I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to > church for weddings and funerals. > > I was drug to family reunions and community socials no > matter the weather. > > I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to > adults. > > I was also d rug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my > parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, > did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher > or the preacher, or if I didn't

The Drug I Cant Get Enough Of
I talk to you when i can the day i met you was like noneother something was different something felt so good inside i knew i had to talk to you i could see so much through your eyes all the troubles youve been through, the loved ones youve lost. i felt ur pain an a connection i havnt felt with another in such a long time. I feel this void inside me growing getting bigger consuming everything i am the love for you eating away at my soul so weird so fast an a bond so strong. I feel so self destructive my emotions strung up so high my expectations lifted when ive taught myself never to hope for anything...youve broken through my heart open for you i cant understand why i would do such a thing or i would do it again...life jus works in strange ways in my life its always the wrong way. i feel so strongly about someone only to have them slip through my fingers i try holding on as best i can only to grow further away i see you smile i hear you laugh i want to feel your body hold mine

Drug Alert - Protect Our Children
Everyone of us have children in our lives, even if they are the children of our neighbors, the children in our churches, schools, community centers. Be sure to read this snopes file to the end. It is frightening but it is also something we all need to know. Drug Alert - Protect Our Children Then join my column readers for laughs at real life singles. Cra-Z D8s (click here for more)

Drugs For Women
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Drug Problem
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?'' I replied, "I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cocklebur's out of dad's fields. I was drug to

Drug Used To Seduce Men
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...

Drug Problem
had a drug problem when I was young. I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields. I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime

Drug Facts Truth Or Lies ,you Tell Me?
** Archeologists report that cannabis was most likely the first plant cultivated by humans. Cannabis was used for linen, paper, and garments. ** In 2000, there were 1,579,566 drug arrests in the United States. Of those, close to half were for marijuana. **In the U.S., over 35 million people have used some sort of illegal drug in the last year. **It is possible to get high by licking a toad. The Cane Toad produces a toxin called bufotenine to ward off predators. When licked, this toxin acts as a hallucinogen. **LSD is made from lysergic acid, which is found in ergot, a type of fungus. **Smokers are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than non-smokers. **The first drug to be sold in the form of a tablet is Aspirin. **The hormone replacement drug "Premarin" is made from the urine of pregnant horses. **The name of the first menthol cigarette in the United States was "Spud." **Tobacco contains over 50 chemicals that can cause cancer.

Drugs And Stupid Sexual Propositions...
I'm about two shades of positive that the man who continuously called me throughout the day is a crack head sort of person. And dern it! I'm tired of being propositioned. Just for your 10-43, people, I don't live my life pining for the moment your penis finds its way into any orifice I may or may not possess. Yes, I know you're absolutely the best lover in the entire world. I know that you'll do things to my body that I've never even imagined, let alone experienced. I know you'll go boldly where no man has gone before. There's so much to you. I understand all of this and more and yet, I just can't bring myself to spread my legs for you, virtually or otherwise. Stop asking. Go e-mail some poor nymphomaniac from Slovakia (Slovakia has no real bearing on this conversation, but I like the way it sounds...)

Drug Test & Physical
So yesterday I had a drug test and physical for a job i'm hoping to get. easy job too, like 12 dollars an hour to clean parks. yea, I'm excited. Anyways, I had to drive for half an hour to get to where my physical takes place, and by time I get near my destination, I realize I'm wearing the dorkiest boxers I could possibly wear while someone examines my body. My Scooby Doo "Do Not Open Til XMAS" boxers. Yea, they're red and green and have scooby on them.

Drug Company Gets B**ch Slapped
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070720/oxycontin_plea.html?.v=11 OxyContin Maker, Execs Fined $634.5M Friday July 20, 6:50 pm ET By Sue Lindsey, Associated Press Writer OxyContin Maker and Executives Fined $634.5M for Misleading Public ABINGDON, Va. (AP) -- Purdue Pharma L.P., the maker of OxyContin, and three of its executives were ordered Friday to pay a $634.5 million fine for misleading the public about the painkiller's risk of addiction. U.S. District Judge James Jones levied the fine on Purdue, its top lawyer and former president and former chief medical officer after a hearing that lasted about four-and-a-half hours. The hearing included statements by numerous people who said their lives were changed forever by addiction to OxyContin, a trade name for a long-acting form of the painkiller oxycodone. Designed to be swallowed whole and digested over 12 hours, the pills can produce a heroin-like high if crushed and then swallowed, snorted or injected. From 1996 to 2001,

Drug Quotes/lyric That Speak So Clearly
"The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better when shared with friends. You can't get really high with a bad attitude. Kindness and sweetness exhilerates your stone. Stolen grass doesn't get you as high. The old hippie ethic really counts." Stephen Gaskin "We wouldn't be here if it weren't for psychedelic drugs. In terms of the role of psilocybin in human evolution on the grasslands of Africa, people not on drugs were behind the curve. The fact is that, in terms of human evolution, people not on psychedelics are not fully human. They've fallen to a lower state, where they're easily programmed, boundary defined, obsessed by sexual possessiveness which is transferred into fetishism and object obsession. We don't want too many citizens asking where the power and the money really goes. Informed by psychedelics, people might stop saluting. "Take your political party, your job, whatever, and shove it."" Terence McKenna "Avoid all needle drug

Drug Policy Reform - United States
Here are a bunch of links to organizations and groups that are trying to help with the reform of MARIJUANA laws. If you for the legalization of marijuana read up and show your support! NORML National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws www.norml.org Students for a Sensible Drug Policy www.ssdp.org Students for Sensible Drug Policy seeks to reduce the harms caused by drug abuse and drug policies. Drug Policy Alliance www.drugpolicy.org Envisioning new drug policies based on science, compassion, health and human rights and a just society in which the fears, prejudices and punitive prohibitions of today are no more. Marijuana Policy Project www.mpp.org MPP believes that the greatest harm associated with marijuana is prison. To this end, MPP focuses on removing criminal penalties for marijuana use, with a particular emphasis on making marijuana medically available to seriously ill people who have the approval of their doctors. DanceSafe www.dancesafe.o

Drugs
ok so this is an interesting story that i know no one will read but i feel like writting it anyways.... for yesterday I am sorry for anyone who i offended when i said drugs are for losers... the point being is I've been there and done that...and i hate to see such smart people....valuable people (which you all are)...to waste there life on drugs... drugs are a form of getting out of reality...it could be just cause ya want to but most of the time its cause you cant handle your own life...and you just want to get away from it all...its the same thing as cutting except your not all suicidal and shit...and your concider...like totally cool if you do drugs HA!...many of you are in high school im going on my senior year,,,,theres nothing that i can say or do to make anyone change there minds but... i dont care im still gonna say it.... there are so many things better than dugs...if you can believe in yourself you can do anything and get through anything....just dont get

Drug Water
I went home to bring the car to my wife today. On the way, I listened to NPR. They were talking about the people who were testing community drug use by testing the wastewater before it's cleaned up.The interviewer, though, brought up two interesting, disturbing questions though:1) Will drugs survive through the wastewater treatment, and2) Would it be possible to test the water coming out of an individual's house.Both questions scared me a bit. Drugs can survive wastewater treatment, and sooner or later I bet the police will be using this type of thing by using robots or undercover agents to tap into the sewer lines of people they think are using drugs.tag: drugs, police, crime, ecology, wastewater, environment, privacy-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comExplode the money myth at:Get paid to surf the web withBushCo Has to Go!Shop my store at:

Drug Addict's Marriage
The Drug Addict's Marriage Creed So now little man, you've grown tired of grass L. S. D., goofballs, cocaine and hash, And someone pretending to be a true friend Said, "I'll introduce you to Miss Heroin." Well, honey, before you start fooling with me Just let me inform you of how it will be For I will seduce you and make you my slave. I've sent men much stronger than you to their graves. You think you could never become a disgrace And end up addicted to poppy seed waste. So you'll start inhaling me one afternoon; You'll take me into your arms very soon. And once I have entered deep down in your veins The craving will nearly drive you insane. You'll need lots of money (as you have been told) For, darling, I'm much more expensive than gold. You'll swindle your mother; and just for a buck You'll turn into something vile and corrupt. You'll mug and you'll steal for my narcotic charm And feel contentment when I'm in your arm. The day when you realize the monster you've grown, You'll solemnl

Drug
A disease runs through thier body. So powerful, potent, everlasting to thier needs Many haven't been cured even over the years Frowned upon by peers while holding discretion over shedded tears. The infected ask why examine thier faults So much scrutiny. I tell them im not blind to the facts There isn't no fooling me. For I know the disease oh so well My mother is the tainted one The story goes to be Infected, overcome, burried Just to be ressurected Im truly the broken son. I have to go throught this struggle I accept it, for it will make me a stronger man Hit the scolding hot pavement of life Just to get up again. No emotions shown, though it kills me inside I have a front row seat To the ceremony of the devil and his bride.

Drugs Kill
My name is crack, some call me coke You can chop me up or use me to smoke I destroy families and will break up homes Smoke me and in 5 minutes.. I'll be gone I'm not strong enough to make your high last But look...Your family is in the past cuz I'll make you sell your stuff and spend all your cash That's why your family & friends are calling you "white trash" I'll change your looks and play games with your mind Before you know it...You'll be in a bind By now everyone is gone And now you are really alone You want to bitch, you wanna gripe But you're only strong enough to pick up that pipe Pick it up...you know what to do Just push the end...I'll come to you By now , you think I'm all you need But look, here comes my friend "the weed" Together we will make you steal and lie But in the end...we will make you die It's not fair to your family and friends That you chose me in the end It's not that everyone is mad The choice you made ...made them sad It's simp

Drug Problem
The other day, someone at a store in a small town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM WHEN YOU AND I WERE GROWING UP?" I told him that I did have a DRUG problem when I was a kid growing up on the farm when I was young: I was DRUG to church on Sunday morning. I was DRUG to church for weddings and funerals. I was DRUG to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was DRUG by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also DRUG to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was DRUG to the kitchen sink if I uttered a profane four-letter! word. ( I do know what Lye soap tastes like.) I was DRUG out to pull weeds in mom's g

Drugs
Drugs should be legalized and sold in government run Drug stores. We could sell them for a lower price than drug dealers and still turn a profit. The profits could be used to finance drug rehab centers and to increase tax revenues. Because we would be undercutting the drug dealers, smuggling would no longer be profitable. This would free up manpower and tax dollars used to fight drug crimes that could be used for other things like fighting terrorism or homelessness. Gangs that use drug money to finance themselves would no longer have drug revenues to buy automatic weapons and mansions for themselves. It's really very simple. Why not do it?

Drug Personality
Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Drug Personality
..>..> ..> Your Personality Is Like Acid A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.One moment you're in your own little happy universe...And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!..> What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Drug Recall
DRUG RECALL – VERY SERIOUS!! (PLEASE READ ALL) All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant > Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements > Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control > Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine (Cherry or Orange) > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent > Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine > BC Allergy Si

Drug Problems
Drug Problems? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse, and he asked me a rhetorical question, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?' I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and pick bales out of dad's fields

Drugs Or Me
Drugs or m I wrote this poem about my friend and her boyfriend because there going through some hard times and this is for anyone who has had a boyfriend who has choosen drugs over the girl.this is from thr girls point of view. All alone noone to talk to wondering why you feel so far away when ur standing right next to me do i feel so cold rap ur arms around me do i look so sad because i am inside nobody cares and i know ur just with me not because u want to be like its an obligation you make me see sumtimes that this dosnt feel right and that i need to let you go but inside would that honestly kill me i would be so happy to finally be free from these chains that are holding me for pleasure you say but thats all ur about you dont really even love me because if you did u'd stop hurting me and sending me to this place when u know deep down inside what ur doing itold u to stop and now as im walking away knowing this will kill me but it needs to be done to leave y

Drug
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. A man asked, "Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" Another replied, " I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds. I was drug to the homes of fa

Drugs
People say they're giving up, The harry, the coke, the drugs themselves. They don't wanna lose the comfort, The zone in which they're loved with hugs. These hugs though, they're dangerous, You get hooked, they strike and you OD. Then you wonder why you're in hospital, Next to a comatose person, someone named Jodie. -- Come on guys, these things we don't need, They supposedly make us 'happy'. They just fuck you over, Makes everyone round feel crappy. Cos we can't do anything to help you, Although you think you don't need it. You seem to think you're better with than without, But I can say, you don't need this shit.

Drug Down
Escaping from the brutality, Trying to get from harsh reality. Needing to feel the delightful high, trying to tell the troubles goodbye. Telling yourself that it makes it better, Liquid dreams becomes a fetter. Each time, piece by piece a little dies, Getting lost in these artificial living lies. Double double toil and trouble, Fire burn and bongs bubble. Happiness found on a spoon, Rock bottom will be coming soon. Stuck living from day to day, The price to high in this game to play. All the world was once a stage, Tragedy coming at a young age.

Drug Tests
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butts, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ?

Drugged
It's happened again I've been such a fool Why haven't I learned yet It's like a nightmare,it won't stop Why is this haunting me I should've done something long ago I should've locked it up Give up after the first blow But I didn't learn and never will I can't get enough I keep coming back for more This shadow lingers further over me I don't learn,will I ever? You are so addictive Like alcohol,I get drunk on you But it's not enough anymore When you say my name It feels like you're stabbing me God help me I need out of this nightmare I need release from you But it won't happen,I still love you Forever,even as friends,even after death I don't want it to happen again tonight God let the nightmare not come I seek release from these chains Disolve this pain Release me from this spell I choose Death over you now Free at last from this nightmare forever Sad isn't it?

Drugstore Princess
Drugstore Princess Gliding through The mall Acknowledging my Subjects with a Nod & a wave of My umbrella scepter… Lightly stepping (In my Princess Slippers) My eyes admire My shoes, sparkling with Their small inset Mirrors, tasseled Purple – Pier One Dreams of Persian Royalty (in My Princess Slippers) I am draped with my Apron as if it was a Gown of Ermine and Sidle up to My counter, Smiling countenance – “May I help you?” (In my Princess Slippers) Prince Charming will Come, passionate love We make, my Feet pressed tightly To the small of His back (In my Princess Slippers) But I know that I will continue To sell the Ben Gay and tampons Until I change me – for me, Maybe in need to Assert me – for me, Should I trade In my Princess Slippers (for say - Jackboots)? Poet

Drug Induced Love
Drug Induced love You said you loved me when we first met, As you snorted the line freshly chopped on the table Powder still on your nose, eyes watering… You kissed me and said "glad your mine" You said you would always be there As you rolled the joint, ends over flowing with weed Smoke escaping your lungs Forgetting what you were supposed to remember You said I was the one… As you took the magical little pill covered in hearts Eyes rolling, feelings of ecstasy You kissed me and said "glad your mine" First I thought you were crazy Then I thought you were just high Now I realize... I am your god! Your love induced by the drugs. I am your one, you’re only.... Your dealer.......

Drug Recall-important!
DRUG RECALL - VERY SERIOUS!!! A all drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the F DA recommended that everyone ( even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Me dicine (Cherry or Orange ) Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder BC Sinus Cold Powder Comtrex Flu Therapy &

Drug Makers Near Old Goal: A Legal Shield
By GARDINER HARRIS and ALEX BERENSON Published: April 6, 2008 For years, Johnson & Johnson obscured evidence that its popular Ortho Evra birth control patch delivered much more estrogen than standard birth control pills, potentially increasing the risk of blood clots and strokes, according to internal company documents. Skip to next paragraph Tom Uhlman for The New York Times An Ortho Evra birth control patch from Johnson & Johnson. Related Times Topics: Food and Drug Administration Times Topics: Supreme Court, U.S. But because the Food and Drug Administration approved the patch, the company is arguing in court that it cannot be sued by women who claim that they were injured by the product — even though its old label inaccurately described the amount of estrogen it released. This legal argument is called pre-emption. After decades of being dismissed by courts, the tactic now appears to be on the verge of success, lawyers for plaintiffs and drug companies say. The B

Drugs, Sex, And Techno
Hey studs, Whats up? I think I could live on drugs, sex, and techno. Hell, I do live on drugs, sex, and techno. Nothing like rollin my ass off while I'm chained to a bed with my ass and pussy getting rammed to the deep techno beat. Why is that important? Dream stalker has stepped his actions. Last night he had me totally naked except for a full hood cutting me off from the outside world. Every once in a while he'd that the snap cover off my mouth and force more drugs in me. The hood had ear buddy built into it. The entire time he was beating and fucking me the music was up full blast. The music invaded me. It took over my body as he pounded me to the beat. luv u Tara

The Drugs Don't Work By The Verve
All this talk of getting old It's getting me down my love Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown This time I'm comin' down And I hope you're thinking of me As you lay down on your side Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again But I know I'm on a losing streak 'Cause I passed down my old street And if you wanna show, then just let me know And I'll sing in your ear again Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again 'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead All this talk of getting old It's getting me down my love Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown This time I'm comin' down Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again 'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too

Drugs And Friendship? Low Points
i came to the realization that the reason most of my friends from school still talk to each other is drugs.plain and simple they keep in touch simply because they dont want to lose there drug source. forget friendship this is all they care about(the drugs).i was at a low point when i came to this realization and it only further damaged my already bruised ego. hahaha its so silly to think that i have an ego.i was laying on the couch and a tear rolled down my face i got so depressed and i thought well if this is life is going to have in store than maybe i should just shoot myself now.i planned it all it in my mind i even thought about how i thought it was strange i didnt even care.it was just a morbid moment all to myself. then my friend and i sat and talked about how we missed our friend and how sad it was that hes not around anymore.is this what were to become the drug drones?with no sense of heart or anything? it seems to me this is the path were all falling down.im just sick of bein

Drugs And Medications
Tear my heart out Leave me hollow You do the same thing every time I'm so tired Of your lies It's time to leave the past behind Leave the past behind So lose the mask There's no beauty left For you to hide behind Expose your ugliness For all to see Maybe they'll escape while you take over me You take over me Sometimes I find this hope in dreaming That someday you'll be leaving. Black my eyes out Take my vision I'm so tired of seeing you Waiting for me Everywhere I go Pack your things up, Get the hell away from me Get the hell away from me Sometimes I find this hope in dreaming That someday you'll be leaving Sometimes I find this hope in dreaming That someday you'll be leaving Someday I'll find a way to let you go Medicate me Overrate me It's the only way to chase you away So listless I miss this And it never ever really kills the pain I guess I never should have hoped this anyway.

Drugs
frankly put I HATE DRUGS. WHATS THE POINT OF SMOKING SOMETHING TOO GET HIGH BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BOORING LIFE, YOU WANT EXCITEMENT OR YOUR LIFE SUCKS SO MUCH. HELL I CAN FIND THINGS TOO DO WITH THE MONEY I USE FOR IT. IF I WANT A HIGH I COULD PAINT BALL, GO TOO DISNEY OR A AMUSEMENT PARK HELL GET A TATTOO, A key too great inner strength besides faith is not relying on drugs when your sould is depressed.

Drugs
Women r like drugs, It will blow your mind just how quickly you can get hooked on them, The longer you go without them, the more you crave to be with them. And the longer you have them the happier you are. Women r like drugs!!!

The Drug You Can't Resist/canadian Bad A$$
Today is 2 of my very good friends b-day. CANADIAN BAD A$$ is turning 28 today and the drug you can't resist aka Joy is turning 25. so if u can go and show them sum b-day luv!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* CANADIAN BAD A$$ 1%er COME REAL R NOT AT ALL!!!@ fubar the drug you can't resist ~i LOVE girls *taken* DREAM GIRLZ@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!!

Drug My Summer!!!!
for people who do not know me...this is for you.im spenmding my summer fucked up:Dwith work and boredom set in i plan to spend my days in a drug filled alcholic haze:Dit should work out great.besides my normal every day shenanigans,i have many concerts and tours i wanna get fucked up at.....the first..george fucken jones bitches!!!!then the day after its off to south carolina for a lil rancid.so in between pill poppin line snortin moshin good times theres gonna be some pics.check back for them

Drugs
Drug use in dreams is often a sign of taboo violation. Drugs have powerful social symbolism attached to them that makes it difficult for a drug-user to feel good about himself or herself as a user. The exception is use of drugs in spiritual preparation. In certain Native American groups, the use of peyote as dream preparation or during a dream is associated with journeying to find one's self and life vision. As interest in Native American spirituality increases, some people may dream of themselves as participating in sacred rites. How does using drugs affect your relationship with others in the dream? Do you fit into or become excluded from a particular group? Do you feel guilty or good? Effect of drug use on dreams Drug use affects the brain by enlarging the time spent in Stage 4 deep sleep and shortening REM-phase dreaming. Since certain drugs are consciousness-altering, they may cause dreamers to feel expanded consciousness prior to going to sleep. However, drug use ult

Drugs 'cause' Higher Death Rate
Drugs 'cause' higher death rate Researchers said public health campaigns would cut drug deaths Scotland's higher death rate compared with England and Wales is partly down to greater drug use, a new investigation has suggested. A Glasgow University study, published in the British Medical Journal, said a third of the additional deaths north of the Border resulted from drug abuse. Higher death rates have traditionally been blamed on deprivation. Scotland's death rate is 15% higher than in England and Wales and the gap has widened over the past 30 years. In the face of a general rise in living standards, the figures puzzled researchers. 'Strong impact' The British Medical Journal has now argued as many as a third of the excess deaths have resulted from drug abuse. Glasgow University researchers, who studied more than 1,000 problem users starting treatment, said the problem in Scotland was proportionately twice as bad as that in England and Wales - but ma

Drugs Much?
OK, this convo had me so confused. start at the bottom: erkan: ok hun l am distrub u so sory ->erkan: on this sight? Or at my current location? erkan: have u man here erkan: l dont kno this...what do u want how ->erkan: for what erkan: because l want u ->erkan: I'm fine. I still don't know why you are calling me a bitch though, I've never done anything to you erkan: have u man erkan: howa re u this ia first ->erkan: hello erkan: hi ->erkan: I've never even talked to you, what are you talking about? erkan: omg l am distrub u sory erkan: only say erkan u are asshole ->erkan: yes to what? erkan: u dont say yes ->erkan: why? what did I do? erkan: ruby are u bitch And in case you sere wondering, yes, he is from Turkey

Drug
Floating on a wave of ecstasy You are my drug I need you to feel complete Without you I shake and want to die You get me high Your love is pure Your touch to me insane Your warmth an angel halo Floating in ecstasy You are my drug...

Drug Related.....
The following is a list of notable people who have died from drug-related causes. Deaths caused by alcohol and caffeine are included. (person (age/lifespan) - cause and explanation) Herb Abrams (1954–1996) - American professional wrestling promoter, heart complications brought on by drug abuse. Nick Adams (1931-1968) - actor, drug overdose. David Allen Adkisson (1958-1984) - American professional wrestler, death speculated upon as drugs overdose. Kerry Gene Adkisson (1960-1993) - American professional wrestler, suicide, after arrest for cocaine possession and drug problems. Michael Brent Adkisson (1964-1987) - American professional wrestler, suicide, overdosed on tranquilizers. Ryunosuke Akutagawa (1892-1927) - Japanese writer, committed suicide by overdosing on barbiturates. Dennis Allen (1951-1987) - Australian infamous drug dealer, drug induced heart failure. GG Allin (1956-1993) - punk musician, heroin overdose. Bridgette And

Drugs, Weapons, And Islamic Extremists
As I walk to my vehicle from the main terminal at Kabul International Airport, I felt a sense of jubilation, excitement, and simultaneously, worry. Afghanistan, one of the world's most historically rich countries is spiraling out of control with an enormous narcotics problem. 93% of the world's Heroin originates from this poor ridden country, 93%, no that's not a "typo". My job, to attempt to turn the corner on this crisis before it gets out of control, which many experts believe it already has, by providing keen insight to senior military and civilian leaders. Some believe my experience, albeit limited, will greatly assist the Afghan Government in taking back control of this enormous problem. I understand the problem, I've been tracking it for years. That's a lot of pressure for anyone, let alone a 28 year old. But that's what I am fascinated by this challenge, as great as it may seem, I'm up to the task. I have always been, since my days of a young adolescent been intrigued by immens

D-r-u-g-s
DRUGS: What are they? We need drugs for pain, sickness, or even pleasure. I was at a dilemma today about drugs. All drugs are addictive, teenagers are now looking for the better high. Now they are using perscription drugs to get their fix. I found out today that one of my good friends was back on the stuff. It scared me, I did let this person know how I felt about it. I don't like drugs perscribed or otherwise. I've had to many friends lose their lives and families to drugs. Can this be stopped? Well i think it can, but there just isn't enough support to help stop this problem the world has. So please give out a helping hand to a friend/person you know that is hooked and maybe we can stop this situation. THANK YOU!

Drugs
Amphetamine derivatives, They're hallucinogens. They make you see things, You loose oxygen. You can take them in your mouth, You can take them through your arm. MDMA is the best type, Yes that is the charm. Take them with out a hassle, Take them with out resistance. It alters with you brain, It alters perception of time and distance. Methamphetamine, A type of stimulant drug. temporarily quickens some vital process, But my brain acts like a slug. Increased alertness, Your blood pressure & pulse rate increases, You can get insomnia and excitation, And your appetite decreases. Cocaine can fuck your life up, Don't give it any attendance. It can be sniffed, smoked, or injected, and gives you a high psychological dependence. Codeine is a nasty drug, It is a narcotic. If you decide to take that shit, Things would get chaotic. You get constricted pupils, But that's least of it's aggression. The thing you need to worry about is, You getting respiratory depression

Drugz Are Not My Best Friend
another lonley day for me to get through i need to find my way but thats hard to do.sobriety hurt so bad i wish to forget but i gave it all i had i knew i couldnt handle it.i need to find a high and ride it till the end without it i cant get by drugs are like my best friend.it picks me up when im low and at times gives me hope it helps the real me show and even helps me cope.it never lets me down and it never tells a lie it takes away my frown and helps me to get by.drugs are like my best friend when im all alone on them ill always depend because im scared of the unknown its been a hell of a ride but now it must end i know deep down that drugs arent my best friend.

Drugs As A Sport
this chat i had with a fubar member made me think how most straight edgers think, and your wrong, think of it as a sport, what sport do you enjoy? inhernetly there are dangers to most any persuit, lets look at rock climbing, there are accidents all the time in rock climbing, yet its not illegal, its not taboo, its an extreme sport, and i feel that although it shouldnt make the olympics but perhaps some drug training classes and permits to negate risks, and like all sports it will always have some risks but we can minimise those with proper training

Drugs
Tonight I went to my mom's best friend's granddaughter's 1st bday. There was her son there, who is 5 yrs younger and whom I used to babysit when he was 10 and was fresh off the boat from Russia. It was really odd to see him all grown up (I dont see him often), since he was just a kid. So, we sat and chatted for a while, smoking cigs outside. He is a truck driver now, but used to work at a retirement home as a sever/medication delivery guy. And he decided to confess to me that the real reason he quit was because he got hooekd on heroin, and couldnt work cause of withdrawals. Apparently I'm the only person in the world that knows about it, besides his suppliers. It was really odd hearing that, esp when his mom came out and we had to do a topic change really fast.

Drugstore Wrapper
Drugstore Wrapper They were bangers doin' Mollies, Liked to watch the Sheilahs gag, They treated lassies like collies Then they'd zip them in a bag. They queried Maurice about the scene, And asked Jerome just where he'd been, They said when your life is in the crapper, You've got no use for a drugstore wrapper. There was a Dick that called her Vic, I said that's not her name; He said, "You're a person of interest," And "She was just another Dame." The doctor talked in Latin, And then the priest did, too, I think a tall man said her last name Like it came from Popol Vu. The Peelers kept me under a lamp in the dark, Watching blood in my eye with a frustrated sigh. She must have had a visit from a foreigner, And they had a hunch that he was I. For a while ten men were all my friends, And told me victims were volunteers, They said scanty clothes just asked for it And smiled at me with clever sneers. Gentlemen made me generous offers, Suits

Drug Pushers Like Me
This was written for a Drug Awareness way back in the day. When my mother read she damn near beat my ass cause she thought I was tryin to say I was a pusher. LoL Careless parents, I do adore Who tell thier children nothing more Than to wrap up warm and get out the door. They don't tell them wehere They Should and Shouldn't be So children dont know about Drug Pushers like me. They face a world where drugs are vast They're never safe, Not even when home at last They pass a crack house, a place they shouldn't be Because you didn't tell them about Drug Pushers like me. When they meet me, They think i'm a Friend But they don't know Thier whole life, I could end They buy a bottle of drugs That I let them see Because you didn't tell them about Drug Pushers like me Once they try drugs, BOOM! They're hit dead And you're at thier funeral Wondering what you hadn't said for I AM a Drug, And will forever be If children aren't told about Drug Pushers l

Drug Czar: Feds Won't Support Legalized Pot
The federal government is not going to pull back on its efforts to curtail marijuana farming operations, Gil Kerlikowske, director of the White House's Office of National Drug Control Policy, said Wednesday in Fresno. The nation's drug czar, who viewed a foothill marijuana farm on U.S. Forest Service land with state and local officials earlier Wednesday, said the federal government will not support legalizing marijuana. "Legalization is not in the president's vocabulary, and it's not in mine," he said. Kerlikowske said he can understand why legislators are talking about taxing marijuana cultivation to help cash-strapped government agencies in California. But the federal government views marijuana as a harmful and addictive drug, he said. "Marijuana is dangerous and has no medicinal benefit," Kerlikowske said in downtown Fresno while discussing Operation SOS -- Save Our Sierra -- a multiagency effort to eradicate marijuana in eastern Fresno County. Marijuana plants valued at more t

Drug Addiction
Drug addiction is a pathological condition. The disorder of addiction involves the progression of acute drug use to the development of drug-seeking behavior, the vulnerability to relapse, and the decreased, slowed ability to respond to naturally rewarding stimuli. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition (DSM-IV) has categorized three stages of addiction: preoccupation/anticipation, binge/intoxication, and withdrawal/negative affect. These stages are characterized, respectively, everywhere by constant cravings and preoccupation with obtaining the substance; using more of the substance than necessary to experience the intoxicating effects; and experiencing tolerance, withdrawal symptoms, and decreased motivation for normal life activities.[2] By the American Society of Addiction Medicine definition, drug addiction differs from drug dependence and drug tolerance.[3] It is, both among scientists and other writers, quite usual to allow the concept of drug

Drugstoreca.com The Best Drug Store Online
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Drugs
Drugs Drug use in dreams is often a sign of taboo violation. Drugs have powerful social symbolism attached to them that makes it difficult for a drug-user to feel good about himself or herself as a user. The exception is use of drugs in spiritual preparation. In certain Native American groups, the use of peyote as dream preparation or during a dream is associated with journeying to find one's self and life vision. As interest in Native American spirituality increases, some people may dream of themselves as participating in sacred rites. How does using drugs affect your relationship with others in the dream? Do you fit into or become excluded from a particular group? Do you feel guilty or good? Effect of drug use on dreams Drug use affects the brain by enlarging the time spent in Stage 4 deep sleep and shortening REM-phase dreaming. Since certain drugs are consciousness-altering, they may cause dreamers to feel expanded consciousness prior to going to sleep. However, drug use u

Drug Store Questions
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers: "Yes." Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins andsleeping pills?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases." Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works." Jacob: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?" Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics." Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."

Drugs Take Corey Haim
Another Hollywood actor succumbs to drugs. Corey Haim, who died in Los Angeles, was said to be drug free. That might have been true for illegal drugs but legal drugs were not accounted for. People in America have a thing for both illegal and legal drugs. Obama, according to his medical exam, is drinking and smoking to much. What happened to us? Why is there such a need for drugs of any type? As with any bad habit, we make excuses why we need to use stimulants to free us from daily living. Look what it got Corey. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/10/corey-haim-vicodin-prescription-drugs/?test=faces BlastFM is a drug free environment. Music is all you need to alter your mood for the better. Listen and see for yourself. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Drug Bust In Mexico (repost From Email)
Think the Police in Mexico have used sufficient force in the takedown ?? What would Civil Liberties in Canada or the U.S (or anywhere) think of this? This is an anti-drug operation in Mexico .......nobody got arrested....no need for evidence gathering or court ...... Case Closed!!

Drugs Are Bad..mmmkay?
Suga Lips: not hard enough Dropped At...: ive tried Suga Lips: yeah, this is a reason to maybe stop doing that Dropped At...: lol sorry i smoke alot Suga Lips: okay..I don't know if you take drugs or just have a bad memory. you have asked me this TWO other times. it's even on my profile. no, I am not single Dropped At...: u single Suga Lips: what do you want to know? Dropped At...: im good so when do i get to no bout u I have a previous convo with this guy in here. I'm sure there will be more.

Drug Dealers Vs Software Developers (repost)
Text-only - Drug-dealers vs software developers Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users". Refer to their clients as "users". "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code). Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E". Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM" Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines. Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).

Drugs
Drug abuse prevention is worth more than all the cures and punishment in the world x100. People should get to know what they might be getting into, BEFORE they start. Information is also the best way to help someone already abusing, and it can help friends and family of those who choose to use understand their choice. Use and abuse are two separate things but the fact is, all abusers start as users and use, at any level, can lead to abuse and addiction. Not MUST, not WILL, but CAN. Get knowledge, get it from as many sources as possible, disseminate (spread) that knowledge, and do not use lies, threats, punishment or misinformation to deter anyone from any drug.The truths about drug addiction and abuse are as bad or worse than all the common lies and have the extra benefit of not alienating those who choose to use. Once you lie to someone they will discount your information from that point forward. Most drug users could not tell you about the real threats of the drugs they take, outside

Drugs
it is so hard to stop i wish i could quit tell these lies enough times and maybe you will believe it you do it to yourself and we are left wondering why and then watch a decline that leaves us too frustrated and unable to cry be it powders pills bottles or tobaccos butt end i am tired of drugs killing my friends

A Drug Boy
Boy you got it all wrong I'm not out to make you love me you did that all on your own... I'm making sure you wont ever forget me... Like a drug boy you'll come back for more... Those other girls maybe be fun for a time but boy I've got what you need... You bring my love and I'll bring your supply... An iv of me straight into you... Only I can end this pain scaring us so deep... I honestly try but then I see that look in your eyes... Is this love really worth all the trouble... You can't stay away too long yet you have the urge to run free... Too hide from the devil inside which I control you ... Only the devils in you too... Like a drug boy only I'm the cure...

Drug War Not Worth Cost.
Taken from todays Spokesman-Review "My local paper" December - 6 - 2011 Five years ago last month, Milton Friedman died at age 94. To the very end, the Nobel Prize-winning economist was astute, tireless and wonderfully avuncular. Thanks to the Internet, his commentaries on subjects ranging from greed to slavery to the Great Depression myth and many other topics can be enjoyed forever. Of course, great thinkers have been recording their thoughts in books for millennia. And Friedman was no exception. But there’s no denying the immediacy and intimacy of video. Wouldn’t we have loved to click on Edmund Burke, Alexander Hamilton or Cicero and watch them talk about their ideas? If you do dip into the Friedman oeuvre, start with his exchange with Phil Donahue!Nothing would be easier than to invoke the great Friedman as the sage of limited government. He was certainly that. If he were commenting on America’s current predicament, he would doubtless prescribe a radically sm

Druids Zodiac
Druids Zodiac Dec. 23-31...Cygnus...A swan flying swiftly southward; leaving the crystallization of matter, seeking the Spring of spirit...Oriented toward organization, business, politics, conciliation, mergers, coordination, management. Key word: Organization. Jan. 1-10...Delphinus...A Dolphin comes to the surface to breathe...controlled emotions...Emotionally strong, adaptable, persistent, tireless workers, capable of great self sacrifice. Key word: Martyrdom Jan. 11-20...Pisces Australis...A fish drinking the water flowing from the cup of Aquarius...Develops own plan...readily contacts interior planes, natural ability to make the idealistic concrete. Powerful imagination, should develop own plans. Key word: Idealism Jan 21-30...Equuleus...Head of a horse with a flowing mane...Enthusiasm...Follow their own ideas, know human nature, progressive, alert for the unique. Should be among people, enthuse others in advanced ideas and methods. Key word: Originality Jan 31-

Druid School - Ireland
If you have an interest in Druidism, Con Connor who I met though various networks runs it, he is very real, very grounded and a man of integrity, I can honestly say I have never met anyone like him. I have much respect for the man and what he does Ireland's Druidschool

Druidry And Christianity..a Meeting Point?
Christianity and Druidry: A Meeting Point One of the unusual attributes of Druidry is that it has links with both Paganism and Christianity. One of the most important tasks that face us today is one of reconciliation, whether that be between differing political or religious positions. Rather than polarising the pagan and christian viewpoints, Druidry serves a vital role in bridge-building between the different traditions, as can be seen from the following talk, delivered by Philip Carr-Gomm at the first conference on Druidry & Christianity, held at Prinknash Grange in 1989. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From the point of view of the collective unconscious we are placed at a disturbing point in the evolution of our consciousness as one humanity. We are faced, quite simply, with seeing our mother so ill that she might die. For decades we have tried to deny the gravity of the situation, some of us still do - for the pain we exper

Druidism - Ethics And Values
Note: My thanks to the authors of this piece. I follow the shamanic path of a Celt, based firmly in Drudic belief and practice, (following teh traditions of my forbears). I am a firm believer in Christ and the codes given as a way of life. Yet I see and have had no problem in reconciling the way I come to Christ and God. As it says in one of the pieces posted...the earth is one of His greatest creations..why cannot one come to God in that belief?...Caelwyn ps..Stonehenge way pre dates Druidic practice and beief but was taken over as an appropriate symbol. As a spiritual tradition based on reverence for and connection with the powers of nature, more than anything else Druidry teaches us to honour life… Druid ethics are built upon the release of ignorance and the respectful creation of deep and sacred relationships. Emma Restall Orr, Druidry and Ethical Choice The classical author Strabo wrote that the Druids studied ‘moral philosophy’. The author Brendan Myers conc

Druids, Celts And Stone Circles
DRUIDS & STONE CIRCLES Druids love stones and stone circles. For the last two hundred years Druids have been creating them and celebrating in them. one of the most well-known examples stands in a field used each year for the Glastonbury music festival. Ivan McBeth, a member of OBOD and leader of the Druid group the MODs specialises in building large beautiful stone circles, and in Wales stone circles are often built for the Eisteddfod celebrations. Modern Druids work in stone circles, but did the ancient Druids? The classical writers say nothing about stone circles. Instead they say that Druids gathered in sacred groves, caves, or remote valleys. But in the seventeenth century a few scholars began to take interest in the mysterious monuments – the artificial mounds, stone circles, dolmens and standing stones – that filled the countryside around them. They read the classical accounts of the Druids and suggested that these monuments were built by them. This forged an

Druidic History
For those interested...I am part Welsh, Cornish and Breton..100% Celt..smiles..no wonder I have found my way in the Shamanic path of a celt. Traditionally Druids belong to a grove...I prefer the idea of a circle..life is a circle..thus the Circle of Taliesin refound. Contact me if you are interested A BRIEF HISTORY OF DRUIDRY The lineage of the Druid spiritual tradition can be traced across many thousands of years of time. We see the first evidence of spiritual practice in Europe 25,000 years ago - when candidates for initiation would crawl into caves, such as those at Lascaux in France or Altamira in Spain, which are dramatically painted with figures of wild animals. After being initiated in the belly of Mother Earth, they were reborn into the light of day. Twenty thousand years later, in around 3000 BCE, we can see the same practice of seeking rebirth within the Earth: great mounds were built, in which initiates would sit in darkness awaiting the time of their rebirth. Th

Druid's Summer Soltice
What Would the Druids Do at the Summer Solstice? by Earrach of Pittsburgh Let's see.... Well, considering the available evidence, we have virtually no idea what the ancient Druids really did for the solstices and many "Celtic Studies" sources feel quite comfortable asserting that the Celts did not even observe the solstices and equinoxes at all! In my book that's just scholarly hokum. Too often, in good books and in bad, the Celts of archeology are confused with the Celts of Irish and Welsh folklore. There are many good reasons that the Celts probably did have solstice and other Sun rites and just because it's not mentioned in the corpus of "Celtic" folklore, first written-down by the Irish monks one thousand years ago, tells us exactly -zero- about what the pagan Celts actually did over two thousand years ago. Thus: 1. A lack of evidence does not constitute evidence to the contrary. 2. "Celtic" or not, early medieval folklore is not an accurate view back into the pa

The Druids Were The Priests - Magicians - Of The Celtic People.
They were Priests and Prietesses. Although since Christian times Druids have been identified as wizards and soothsayers, in pre-Christian Celtic society they formed an intellectual class comprising philosophers, judges, educators, historians, doctors, seers, astronomers, and astrologers. The earliest surviving Classical references to Druids date to the 2nd century B.C. The word "Druidae" is of Celtic origin. The Roman writer Pliny the Elder (Gaius Plinius Secundus, 23/24-79 A.D.) believed it to be a cognate with the Greek work "drus," meaning "an oak." "Dru-wid" combines the word roots "oak" and "knowledge" ("wid" means "to know" or "to see" - as in the Sanskrit "vid"). The oak (together with the rowan and hazel) was an important sacred tree to the Druids. In the Celtic social system, Druid was a title given to learned men and women possessing "oak knowledge" (or "oak wisdom"). The Druids emerged from the ancient Celtic tribes, at a time when the people had to live close to

Druids
In the Celtic religion, the modern words Druidry or Druidism denote the practices of the ancient druids, the priestly class in ancient Celtic societies through much of Western Europe north of the Alps and in the British Isles. Druidic practices were part of the culture of all the tribal peoples called Keltoi and Galatai by Greeks and Celtae and Galli by Romans, which evolved into modern English "Celtic" and "Gaulish". Modern attempts at reconstructing practising druidism are called Neo-druidism. From what little we know of late druidic practice it appears deeply traditional, and conservative in the sense that the druids were conserving repositories of culture and lore. It is impossible now to judge whether this continuity had deep historical roots and originated in the social transformations of late La Tene time, or whether there had been a discontinuity and a druidic religious innovation. The etymological origins of the word druid are varied and doubtful enough that the word may

Druids
Have you ever wondered how the priests of Europe got the name Druid? There's all sorts of speculation from linguists, using root sounds, they speculate 'Oak wisdom' but what's the legend behind our name? The last migration of the tribes The time was around 1500BC, Europe was still greatly forested and occupied by indigenous people and Celts. One group of tribes probably from the Baltic heard the call of the Goddess to migrate north west towards two enchanted Islands, this is their story. The tribes traveled through the great forests by summer hunting and foraging for food, making camp by winter so that the little children and old folk could take rest and enjoy shelter. They were a beautiful people with chestnut hair, tall fair skinned and eyes either of the colour of the sky in springtime, or green as the leaf of an oak. The tribes elected chieftains for the journey, and from among these one man, a great warrior known for his wisdom, to be the high chieftain. When the jour

Druids
Chaos running within my head A future found to once be dead. Awaiting orders, in place and time, The Gods of Old, children forever mime. We rebirth a nation forth, To the skies, Stars of North. Beauty kept in Passions Keep. In devoted rest pilgrims sleep. Upon their steeds our Angels soar, For she has birthed the key to Ancient Door. Hail! My kinsmen, loud and clear- Our God of Gods, to us draws near. His fury deep in his eyes, His vengeance will reign till Betrayer dies. The Faithless paid a mighty cost- Behold! From the Halls of Our Fathers—Born are the Druids lost!

Druid
Druid [This short story was originally a part of my occasional series, Nancy of the Tenderheart, and deals with an early chapter of Nancy’s life when she was learning to become a druid.] As the last born and only surviving child, my father, Tender leaf (his druid name), looked terribly old to me at 70 years old to my 10 years, but I adored him with every tiny piece of my heart, and since my mother died of the pox, not only followed him everywhere, but followed in his footsteps as a druid as well. He was the most gentle, calm natured man I had ever known, and I had never heard him raise his voice in anger. Which was even more remarkable considering I was a fairly normal young girl, prone to be involved in every bit of mischief that passed my way, and, having a smattering of the druidic nature magic at my disposal made me more troublesome than most. The war with the British had laid whole sections of the countryside to waste, and we had much work

Druids- Courtesy Of Firewalker
In the Celtic religion, the modern words Druidry or Druidism denote the practices of the ancient druids, the priestly class in ancient Celtic societies through much of Western Europe north of the Alps and in the British Isles. Druidic practices were part of the culture of all the tribal peoples called Keltoi and Galatai by Greeks and Celtae and Galli by Romans, which evolved into modern English "Celtic" and "Gaulish". Modern attempts at reconstructing practising druidism are called Neo-druidism. From what little we know of late druidic practice it appears deeply traditional, and conservative in the sense that the druids were conserving repositories of culture and lore. It is impossible now to judge whether this continuity had deep historical roots and originated in the social transformations of late La Tene time, or whether there had been a discontinuity and a druidic religious innovation. The etymological origins of the word druid are varied and doubtful enough that the word may

Druidism
Finding the Druids again November 02, 2008 To begin one needs to understand what a Druid really is and why they are important to all today. First let me start by explaining that no matter how the following material may sound Druidism is a misnomer for it is NOT a religion. It is a way of living. It is following the laws of Nature through the Mother, Earth. For it is Her that gives us life and nurtures us. It is through her that we wiil learn and discover the paths to growth that the Gods have created and kept open to us. And through them we learn to progress as humans. Expanding the lands of Man beyond the stars and their reality. Lucifer and the Godess created the Druids as gardians and Guides for the Children of Man - the children. They were the first and were specially trained by Lucifer to fill their role. They were shown the ways to access and use the magic of Nature and shown how to learn to use the magic of Creation. Due to this they learned to have great

Druidic Tree Wisdom: Molecular Resonance
It is as if it happened just yesterday, something happened which blurred the ties between humans and nature. Humans began feeling the need to dominate nature rather than live in symbiosis with it. This choice cast the human race from the heavens, perhaps it was this event that is described by the eating from the tree of the “knowledge” of good and evil. Once people started developing superstitions pertaining to the natural chaotic state of existence, society itself digressed from a source of great understanding to one of great confusion over how to approach the infinite bounty of an ever expanding Universe. Call it God, call it Quantum Entanglement or Mohammad or Allah or the Zero Point Energy Source or whatever you want to call it, the point is that at some point, society on a larger scale stopped seeing itself as an entity which was entangled with every aspect of existence and we fell. It’s amusing to take into consideration that everyone exists within their own d

Drumlined Redone
sorrow filled eyes of cold baby blue crys in the night my heart aches for you memorys fill my mind as tears fill my eyes they take me back to a happyer time your smile, your laugh, your twinkling star i dont want to belive that your so far someday I'll see you again and life here must go on but know that I love you and miss you forever.

Drummer Needed
Right now my band is in desperate need of a drummer. So if anyone plays or knows someone that does play and lives or is willing to travel to the Natalia Tx area let me know. If interested check our site out @ www.myspace.com/filthykox . Thank u for your time Michael S.

The Drums
Come my brothers and sisters, come all the children of our land, come and sit by the village fire as the night closes around us. Watch the flames push the smoke upward toward Grandfather Sky. Our hope is deep as we send these, the most silent of prayers to ride the smoke to the Great Spirit. The drums beat softly…… Sit quietly all my people and hear the sound, hear the crackling of the fire, the sound of family and friends, sharing their happiness. The warmth we feel comes from this sharing of love not the fire. Look closely into each other’s eyes. What do we see?What is it, that is reflected back to us? We see ourselves in one another and all that which has made us who you are. The drums beat faster……. Close your eyes my family, and listen to the wind as it stirs the flames higher. Listen to the songs of our ancestors. They offer so much, all we need do is open your hearts to their words. Only when we listen andlearn from their wisdom can we grow as a people.

The Drummer
A young drummer went out quite alone one evening into the country, and came to a lake on the shore of which he perceived lying there three pieces of white linen. What fine linen, said he, and put one piece in his pocket. He returned home, thought no more of what he had found, and went to bed. Just as he was going to sleep, it seemed to him as if someone was calling his name. He listened, and was aware of a soft voice which cried to him, drummer, drummer, wake up. As it was a dark night he could see no one, but it appeared to him that a figure was hovering about his bed. What do you want, he asked. Give me back my shift, answered the voice, that you took away from me last evening by the lake. You shall have it back again, said the drummer, if you will tell me who you are. Ah, replied the voice, I am the daughter of a mighty king. But I have fallen into the power of a witch, and am shut up on the glass-mountain. I have to bathe in the lake every day with my two sisters, but I cannot f

Drumming
I have been drumming for a number of years and have taken on the task of making drumming accessible to others. Here I hope to share what it means to me to live with the spirit of the drum. In the last few years, the popularity of drumming has spread, so that one can hardly go to any festival or gathering without hearing the beat of the drums. Drum circles have sprung up across the country, in cities and small towns, meeting monthly or weekly, for men, women, or open to all. People from all walks of life have embraced the drum as a sacred part of their lives. Why do I drum? First of all drumming is fun. Fun is an essential part of the human experience. In play we connect to the child within, and gain access to openness, wonder, and an innocence that allows us to see the world in a different light. Drumming has some very powerful physiological effects. Sustained drumming increases the heart rate and blood flow, resulting in the "high" common to any aerobic exercise. There are al

Drums
Thank you, [$DEITY] for whomever you saw fit to instill with the need to create drums. FUN 20 minutes banging away on a kit are as good as a months worth of therapy, and that's a fact. and I get a partial workout too, without the bruises that Sensei leaves me as reminders to practice... MORE FUN Animal was right..."Beat Drums!!!" such a simple truth... I do love em, yes I do... *now let's see if I can hit my piano with something heavy...* :D

Drummers Clash With New Harlem Residents
Drummers clash with new Harlem residents By VERENA DOBNIK, Associated Press Writer Sat Aug 11, 6:19 PM ET NEW YORK - On Saturday nights in summer, hundreds of fingers pound out mesmerizing rhythms on African drums — a ritual repeated for decades in Harlem's Marcus Garvey Park. This year, the drums have a counterpoint: the complaints of "new Harlemites." "African drumming is wonderful for the first four hours, but after that, it's pure, unadulterated noise. We couldn't see straight anymore," says Beth Ross, who lives in a luxury apartment building near the park. "It was like a huge boom box in the living room, the bedroom, the kitchen. You had no way to escape except to leave the apartment." Ross's complaint is just the latest sign of conflict in Harlem, where upscale apartments and hotels are rapidly changing the face of a neighborhood long considered the heart of black culture in America. Central Harlem around Marcus Garvey Park is especially attractive, with its opu

Drumbeats Of The Bluffs
We set our camp up on the bluff, and you built a fire in one of the pits there. We both looked forward to this night together in this special place. So many spirits rest here always that we knew the energy would flood us that night. After we had cooked over the fire, and cleaned up, we went to the falls to shower under the spray. You strip off so easily, being the nudist that you are. I hesitate for a moment, but then join you on the mossy rocks below the waterfall. It is hot outside, so the coldness of the water is comfortable as I slide up next to you in the spray. I take the bar of soap we've brought and begin to lather your chest for you, working my hands down the length of your body in slow sensual strokes. I look into your eyes as I soap you, and I want to kiss you so badly that it hurts. If I kiss you, however, the soaping will end. I am not ready for that yet. I move the soapy lather to your now swelling cock and feel you throbbing in my hand as I stroke you firmly,

Drumin4sum.. Moron
drumin4sum: WELL,YOUDEAL WITH YOUR FATNESS,AND LET ME DEAL WITH MY ISSUES ->drumin4sum: go fuck your uncle up the ass drumin4sum: SOMEONE NEEDS TO ROLL YOU INTO JENNT CRAIG ->drumin4sum: I may be fat, but at least I can diet.. what's the cure for your stupid? drumin4sum: WOW,YOU CAN'T LOSE ANY WEIGHT CAN YOU? ->drumin4sum: someone had to get her out and sit her on the corner drumin4sum: OH YEAH,IT NEEDS TO DROP YOUR FAT ASS OFF AT JENNY CRIAG drumin4sum: DID YOU MOM TEL ABOUT DIET FOOD ->drumin4sum: and you do have issues ->drumin4sum: and you'll just have to deal with your issues yourself ->drumin4sum: and you do have issues ->drumin4sum: and you'll just have to deal with your issues yourself drumin4sum: STREET drumin4sum: GET THE FUCK OUT HERE,THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE IS DOWN THE SEET ->drumin4sum: I'll eat what I want when I want ->drumin4sum: not by the dickless eunich you are drumin4sum: YOU NEED TO TRY TO DIET ->drumin4sum: wait, maybe you should l

Drums
cold concreate floor bright white lights the drums echo throughout no one in the building no one to complain the drums echo throughout rageful anger sorrowful sadness the drums echo throughout heart pounding in my chest vision dwindles down the drums echo throughout head pounds all i hear is the beat the drums echo throughout i close my eyes i'm too weak to carry on but i continue to drum for the drums echo throughout

8000 Drums
PLEASE DO YOUR PART AND FORWARD TO ALL OF OUR RED NATIONS...SUPPORT ALL OF OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS...LET US STAND TOGETHER AS ONE PROUD UNITED NATION! Passing along the word to bring healing for our Mother Earth This special event will take place 12 noon EST. It is also a full moon that day and spring equinox is March 20, 2008 (eg. if you are on the west coast, your time will be 10am this will be your time to be aligned with us here in EST etc. etc.) 8,000 DRUMS on March 21 at noon HELLO, GREETINGS, 8,000 DRUMS will take place on March 21, 2008 at 12:00 noon . All you need to do is play a drum either alone, or with a group or have the whole Tribe participate. The purpose is to fulfill the OTOMI PROPHECY. The Otomi's are Mayan Olmec and Toltec descendants. The drums will be played so that the Creator will hear us and grant our wishes as we pray for help in the Healing Process of our Mother Earth. People are destroying Her and our Mother Earth needs our prayers.

Drum Solo Compulation Cd
Federation of Drums llc presents Drum Solo Compilation CD We are now offering these compilation CDs to help get fellow drummers and percussionists recognized. Requirements are as follows: A decent audio recording of a drum solo between 1 to 3 minutes in duration. File format of the audio recording must be in an MP3 format. A $5.00, non-refundable, registration fee, payable in USD. Full contact information including name of band and website URL, (if applicable). One submission per CD. This is a continuous collection starting with Volume I. There will be 15 drummers per CD. These CDs are available for $15.00, payable in USD. Interested parties should contact by email at admin@drumfed.org

The Drum
THE DRUM People say you can't have a Powwow without a drum, for it carries the heartbeat of the Indian nation. It is also felt to carry the heartbeat of Mother Earth, and thus calls the spirits and nations together. The Powwow drum is a large base covered with hide (buffalo, deer, or cow). Forming a circle, eight or more men strike the drum in unison with covered mallets. The men then blend their voices with the beating of the Drum to create the song. The songs are often in the Indian language of the drum members. It is the responsibility of the drum members and especially the lead singer to be able to sing and play whatever kind of song is requested by the master of ceremonies or the arena director for any given event (i.e. flag raising, honoring ceremony, different kinds of dances). It is said that the drum was brought to the Indian people by a woman, and therefore there is a woman spirit that resides inside the drum. Approriately, it is to be treated with respect and care, an

Drum Beats
DRUM BEATS Awake! Hear the beat of native drums Hear them match the beat of your heart Feel them catch you by the throat, pulling Pulling ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the Dreams of Dionysus Listen! Hear the waning beat of your heart Hear it match the beat of a funeral dirge Feel the constricting in your throat, tighter Tighter ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the sweet sleep of Death Cry out! Hear the impassioned beat of your heart Hear it’s song swell with the strains of a thousand strings Feel your soul sing endless songs, crying Crying ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the fool’s game of Love Actung! Hear the martial beat of the war drums Hear your heart march with the cadence of their beat Feel your blood rage with the passion of war fury, boiling Boiling ‘til you give in and lose yourself To the blood lust of Ares

Drummer, Bassist, Maybe A Singer And Guitarist?
lookin for a drummer and bassist for sure right now.... gonna need a singer if someone comes around good enough...possibly another guitarist since i cant really do backing vox and play at the same time well haha. influences.... snot, cky, amon amarth, black sabbath, pantera, slayer, chimaira etc etc... ive got quite a bit of original stuff written in midi as well as some samples on my phone that i did while bored. colera667@yahoo.com or drop me a line on here... hell leave a comment even. http://www.putfile.com/Colera667 i think has some midi files on there... plus 2 trax of me actualy playing from a while back.

Drum Corps
If you want to hear fiery horns, banging drums and all-around good stuff. Check this out!! This the Madison Scouts Drum and Bugle Corps playing "Malaguena" from there Gold Medal year in 1988. Enjoy!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67sHIfu9Hs

Drum Problem
There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the child. One person told the boy that he would, if he continued to make so much noise, perforate his eardrums. This reasoning was too advanced for the child, who was neither a scientist nor a scholar. A second person told him that drum beating was a sacred activity and should be carried out only on special occasions. The third person offered the neighbors plugs for their ears; a fourth gave the boy a book; a fifth gave the neighbors books that described a method of controlling anger through biofeedback; a sixth person gave the boy meditation exercises to make him placid and docile. None of these attempts worked. Eventually, a wise person came along with an effective motivation. He looked at the situation, handed the child a hammer and chisel, and asked, "I wonder what's inside the drum?"

Drums Ain't For Bums...
Hey, you know how it is. If you goof around at the back on the drums you gat the dumb ass gorilla label. Well, not for me babe. I'm freakin' rule on the drums. My stuff: pearl reference pearl masters pearl vision

Drummer Dies On Stage
If you like performing art the ultimate was performed by the dance-punk band You Say Party! We Say Die! While playing at the Vancouver Rickshaw Theatre drummer Devon Clifford had a massive brain hemorrhage and died on stage. For more http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/21/drummer-canadian-rock-band-dies-onstage-brain-hemmorhage/?test=latestnews BlastFM is a never ending splash of music sound just for you. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Drumming.. How I Miss You!
Seriously, I mis drumming as often as I did years ago... Living in an apartment has me not owning a kit anymore, and always going to Guitar Center and playing there whenever I get a day off work! (Which is once a week!!!) Grrr, stresses me out 'cos music keeps me calm. Electronic kit, I've thought about it, but they're not the same as an acoustic... You cannot get the same sound, feel, and thunder from an elctronic kit though... I LOOOVE feeling it run through my body, though my blood. If any of you are musicians and live for music, you know what I mean! Arrrrrrggg, I'm done ranting! Hahaha.. I just need drums to make me happy happy happy as hell!

Drunk Biker
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Drunk Joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

Drunk Joke
BEGGING FOR A PUSH A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance!," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "So, did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and it's pouring down rain!" "Well mister, you certainly have a short memory'" says his wife. "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped push us off the highway?" "I think you should help him, and you should also be ashamed of yourself." The husband reluctantly does as he is told, he gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out in the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.

~drunk~
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into t

Drunken Chicken
In this distinctive dish from Yè Shanghai, the chicken is cooked in simmering water, then brined in salt water and marinated briefly in sweetened rice wine. 1 3 1/2-pound whole chicken 1 5-inch-long piece fresh ginger, sliced 7 green onions, thinly sliced 1 teaspoon plus 5 tablespoons salt 4 cups water 1 750-ml bottle of Chinese rice wine* or dry Sherry 3/4 cup sugar Bring large pot of water to boil. Add chicken, 6 ginger slices, 4 sliced green onions, and 1 teaspoon salt. Reduce heat; simmer until chicken is cooked through, about 45 minutes. Drain chicken; place in bowl of ice water to cool. Mix 4 cups water, 2 sliced green onions, 5 tablespoons salt, and remaining ginger slices in large bowl until salt dissolves. Drain chicken; add to saltwater brine. Let stand 30 minutes at room temperature. Meanwhile, mix rice wine and sugar in medium bowl. Stir to dissolve sugar. Season marinade to taste with salt. Drain chicken. Cut into 8 pieces. Transfer chicken to shallow glass

Drunk Last Night
ok wow lolz i'm still shitfaced...was talking to some hot 30 yr old woman last night at the bar lol and so she starts seriously hitting on me..and i'm drunk as hell...I drank 1.75 liters of whiskey then 3 of the biggest Screamin blues i've ever seen 4 gigantic long island teas so yeah lolz....well she and I danced some, and later I asked her how old she thought I was, she said about 25 lmao...she wanted to take me home with her!! hahahahahahaha until I told her I was 19 lmao, she was about to leave, lolz before I said I was 19 she wanted to take me...but she wanted one more dance, so I gave it to her. then after she left I drank more....and was yelling at everyone screaming ANYONE WANNA FUCKING FIGHT!??!!?!?!? lolz and ANYONE WANNA TRY AND KICK MY FUCKING ASS?? lmfao i'm prolly going back again tonight...but right now i'm still trashed and i'm takin a nap, i'm going to the firing range today to work on my accuracy lolz as of right now i'm a fucking surgeon with my 40 caliber S&W lolz

Drunk Dialing! Lmao!
Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a

Drunk Dialing
Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a

3 Drunk Women
Three women have a very late night drinking. They leave in the early morning hours and go home their separate ways. The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes." The second says, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third says, "No, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked over a candle, and burned the whole house down!" She begins to cry. The room falls silent. Finally, the first girl speaks up: "I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog!"

Drunken Poetry 101
Wandering aimlessly on a soulless planet. Stop. Rewind your life, still frame, and scan it. The aching heart of a mindless intellectual. Seemingly drifting, entangled, death eventual. Melodic disertations, sadistic viscerations. Infantile mind pondering ancient visitations. She came to me and laid blame to me. The same to me, but insane to me. She loves me. She loves me not. It ties my heart into a knot. Spiralling downward; infinite sorrow. A life, a love; one night to borrow. Do you see what I see? Ubiquidous meloncholy! Dangling pendulums...What a fool's foly. Watching you leave me. Not quite believing. I miss your breathing. Next to me, seething. But the numbers keep on circleling me. Reposition the situation and cling to thee. She loves me. She loves me not. It ties my heart into a knot. Down the walk, I see the life of two that's new. I ask "How are you?" Yeah, "How are you? I used to love you, but now I despise you. Hold me, fold me. Origam

Drunken Question Of The Day...
ok, some one explain the whole pic in the mirror thing, have we not friends to help? may be a timer? lol i just think they are the most unflattering pics ever, but i love 'em all the same... hehheheh

A Drunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he is stumbling back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?", the officer asks politely. "Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out......... "Oh my God ----- my girlfriend's gone, too!

Drunky Mcdrunk
ok so i had a slow show tonight, i mean slow, i had a total of 20 different people sing, slow, so im drunk, (for those who dont know i own a karaoke/ Dj company) a few friends and i were drinkin together i end the night with a 60 dollar bar tab, thank god 20 of that is comp weeeeeeeeeeee but heres what happened in a nut shell, the chick i like shows up with her boyfriend, so i drink... alot! but im bein a happy drunk and thus weeeeeeeeee LoL thats fun LoL and then my girl jessie shows up, this gil ive known for a long while, well she brings her roomate with her who last year seriously fucked me over, remember me telling you about being stood up 3 weeks in a row??? well this was the chick who stood me up the first week... jessie bugs me to play nice with her rommmate who fucked me over so i say hi. later jessie tells me what shoud we put rommie in for to sing, so we do, rommie asks hey muse what did jessie put me in for? im drunk girl i like is kissing boyfriend so i make deal (also tol

Drunker Than Me
Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation, In your inability to handle your libation. Go zero to sixty, When you get on the whiskey. Well, used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'. Now I'm the one who says: "We're done," an' tells us when we're leavin'. Well, I miss the way that it was, Can't even catch the good bars. 'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll pay the bill, call a cab. I don't mean to make you mad, But I don't want that responsibility, An' I can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me. Well, I never thought it'd come to this when I said: "Have another." 'Cause, baby, you turned into me, an' I became my mother. Well, here's what I'm thinkin': You're interferin' with my drinkin'. I think I have an answer to our present situation, 'Cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations. So let me make this clear: Hey I'm the one who's drinkin' here.

The Drunk, The Bed Sheet & The Security Guard
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shi

Drunk Driver Joke
Drunk Driver joke A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.'' ''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blood sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.''

Drunk Dialing Rules
Drunk Dialing Rules 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex and

Drunk Asses
thought ya'll could use a laugh. just how drunk do you have to be to do this? some idiot drove his van into the side of a house a block over from me. about 30 mins ago. this action involved jumping the curb and a good size flower bed surrounded by fence posts. some of the people in this town are flaming idiots, sometimes myself included. luckily the house is vacant so noone was hurt but still, how drunk do you have to be to drive a passenger van into a house?

Drunk Drivers!
This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Three months after accident. Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision. Now 20 year old, he cannot forgive himself for driving drunk on that night three years ago. He's aware of devastating Jacqueline Sab

Drunken Wife
Drunken Wife by marilyn69 © I’m sitting in a wine bar in the West End of London, just a short distance from my hotel. My husband, thankfully, is over 150 miles north, looking after our two children. I’ve finished my meetings earlier than anticipated, so I could have caught a train back home today, but today I fancy a little fun! I am sipping my third G and T already and it’s only four in the afternoon! But, what the hell? Sometimes you just have to let your hair down and unwind! Looking around the bar, I can see several men, some on their own, like me, others in pairs or groups. They’re generally all businessmen, possibly just passing through London too. I have thought about doing this for some time but I’ve always bottled it at the last minute. Maybe today will be the same? Sitting on the next table are two Japanese guys, smartly dressed, but not my type! Next to them there is a single man, not bad looking at all, but reading The Guardian. Could never go for a guy who reads

Drunkn Me
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 7.50am i just made it back home.. woho i found muh way back hoem.. LOL im somdrunk ther were one guy kissign me all th time at the party :P hahahahahha so fucking charmig. i made ppl do a "hey canada" vid for youtube for em. hahahahahahah well lots of vid for youtube tomorrow. w00t. dont mine kmuh drunken look luv ya all muaaaah

Drunken Bus Driver Asks To Continue School Run
Drunken bus driver asks to continue school run Wed Nov 22, 9:21 AM ET A bus driver who was 13 times over the legal alcohol limit while driving a bus load of schoolchildren had a simple request for police who arrested him for drunken driving, an Australian court heard Wednesday. "Can I finish my run, at least to drop these kids off?" A country court in New South Wales state was told 50-year old David Stack had a blood alcohol level of 0.26, which is 13 times the legal limit for a bus driver, when he was stopped on November 7. The court was told two adult passengers had alerted police after Stack's bus was speeding and swerving across the road. Stack, who pleaded guilty to the drunk driving charge, said he regretted his actions and had apologized to the children on the bus at the time. Now unemployed, Stack will be sentenced in February.

Drunk At Work
There is this guy that i work with who comes to work drunk and stinks of old booze and is the lazist S.O.B that i work with and for some reason non of my bosses wanna do anything about and i really wouldnt care but i gotta pick up his slack and do both his job and mine which sucks and it just pisses me off if you wanna drink do it at home on your own damn time dont come to work and make a crappy job even crappier then it needs to be but i just had to get that before i blew up at work and get fired

Drunk 1
Hey everyoene ... just saying hi tonight .. and peace out ... and stuff ... just hanging out and trying to make friends ... but making friend depends on the cards you get ....but that is the life I live ... and my day is nothing... I have nothing to show .. just another day at work ... and another day at the tables. .. and that is a day in my life .... nothing works .. and everythings sucks .... it shouldn't be this way .. but I suppose it must .. becouse if it isn't hard work ... it just doesn't count so .. for all you out there ... type later ... and ... type on....

Drunk Survey
Drunk Survey 1. Have you ever been drunk? Good. Get the really stupid question out of the way..... 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 16, in France 3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? No. 4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? Yeah, and usually didn't turn out THAT bad. Drunk emails on the other hand.... 5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Sure. 6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Had to? I don't think so. 7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime? Well, not arrested, but given a citation for the Muth's open party ordinance. 8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? sure. 9. Ever forgot their name? Couldn't forget it if I never knew it in the first place. 10. When was the last time you were drunk? been a little while. Probably after the UM-OSU game. 11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? You call it drunken binge, I call it colleg

Drunken Lady
A man and his wife were dining at a table in a plush restaurant. The husband kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sat alone at a nearby table. The wife asked, "Do you know her ?" "Yes," sighed the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" said the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long ?"

Drunk Blog
I'm drunk...but its amazing that I can still type pretty good. That's just how much I rock. Not really though, if I rocked I wouldn't be single. I've been single from a REAL relationship for a little over 2 years now. That sucks...I suck and that's sad. BOO ME! Nah, I think I'm a good person and a good mother...especially since I'm doing the mommy thing BY MYSELF AND going to school full time. But that's okay, last day of classes is Thursday then I get a month off before the spring semester starts. When that starts I'll be going to school 4 days a week instead of just 2. That sucks. Oh well...time for another beer! Thanks for reading my drunk ramblings!

Drunk
Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't....No one wants to hear me sing

Drunk Dialing Rules
Drunk Dialing Rules..... 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your ex's and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You c

Drunken Jesters Of The Night
The drunken jesters of the night once again filled thier empty lives with a drug induced world of wonder, that soon will fade and they will relize, it was just a night, a night as any other.

Drunk Idiots Christmas
The Drunk Idiots Christmas special is Friday Dec. 22nd @ 9:30pm EST featuring all three of the original Drunk Idiots. We'll be playing such classics as "Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa", "Holy Shit it's Christmas" and "I Got a Boner for Christmas." Tune in, chat and get drunk. www.thedrunkidiots.com

Drunk Ramblings[ Angry.]
DO I GET PLAYED SO EASY??!?!?!?!!?!?! im not a whore. or ugly. so why do they lead me on.......only to... hruruijiujfrijkfrhsdjsadjweoruhfklds FUCK! im so ........fustrated....confused.....hurt. i hate this. THIS is why i trust NO one.

Drunken Love
The scent of jasmine still clings tight to your shirt. I know that you weren't at work. The red around your eyes, Tells stories... Lies. You stumble forth to the couch. The beer scent spewing from your mouth. I could look away in dismay. Or love you for you come home each day. Why do you look to the whore with adoration? Why is it we share no communications? I stand up and guide you to our room. Letting the us become in the darkness; consumed. Four little words I just want to say. Do you love me? But Just whisper your name. "I love you my dear" Is all you shall hear. I cannot give in to my angry thoughts. Though most women would say I ought. I cover you with the blanket and watch you close your eyes. I touch your hair and quietly say good-night. Walking from the room, I know we are doomed. The alcohol will keep you away. And I will never say. "I want out and I want a divorce." Because Loyalty is what I am for. You will leave soon enough. And I

Drunken Biker
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Drunken Butterfly
Smile like a sun, back over time Crazy fr you, pleasure is mine I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? Youre coming thru, even it up Going too far, try understand I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? Whisper kiss yr ear, Ill tell you what I fear Whisper the kisses in yr ear, Ill tell you what I fear Come on home, just aint fair Name of rocknroll, where love dies Couldnt find a soul, tell it like it is Deep down inside, drunken butterfly I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name? I love you, I love you, I love you, whats your name?

Drunk Welfare Bitch
isn't it wonderful when the money you pay in taxes supports those who dont need it like the drunk bitch that lives below us who doesnt work and makes all the noise in the world but then comes upstairs to complain about us making noise. i can understand if we were being loud but when we are sitting quietly in our office typing away no noise except the slight clicking of keys and this is the sixth time she has banged on our door and every time its the same hollering in a slurred voice how we woke her. im sorry but we were sitting here quietly and didnt hear or make any noise. "her" well im gonna call the cops and the landlord blah blah blah. i dont know if its the apartment next to her but god i wish she would choke on her double chin i pay taxes to help those in need not support your drinking habit what am i supposed to do go to every apartment out of the nine and beg everyone to stay quiet so they can hear you crystal clear vomiting and yelling at your boyfriend. or maybe tell the co

Drunker Than A Skunk.....
yup that's what i am!!!!!!! i went out and drank with my sister and her friend because i'm depressed i just got dumped harshly and denied a promotion i was promised all in a two day span.............kill me or someone please get me laid!!!! lol k it's sleep time luff brandy

Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked

Drunk By Your Lip Taste
To you, a good day, tenderly nibbled upon the veins of petals. Just because you taste of my hunger and smell of my thirst. Just because I planted you tumescent, seed, hot, within the furrow of breasts and watered you of spasms, of dew. I pruned you on the skin, graft of legs upon buds of hips and vice of lushness of earth inmost and deeply ploughed for orgasm. Arcadia of teeth, tongue and you opening the petals the veins, and I the hunger the smell on the fingers. Sap runs fluent, full of the words that you know and which I drank. As one who nibbles on the day tender within the veins of petals.

A Drunkards Life For Me
Some people might think by reading my first blog that I might be an alcoholic. This is as false a statement any one could make about me. I am in fact a drunkard. I even have the pirate flag and subscription to prove it. You see, I was at a local magazine shop looking for something "different" to read. My ex-girlfriend turned me onto some "conspiracy" theory type magazines that I found fun and entertaining. But I almost dropped my jaw when I saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE magazine. THE MODERN DRUNKARD! I picked up a copy and read it then got online and found the online version. That's when I found out that I could have it sent directly to my house and they even had their own pirate flag. Being somewhat of a pirate myself. I just HAD to buy it. If any one is interested the web address is: www.drunkard.com

Drunkness:)
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Drunk Or Alcohlic?
DRUNK OR ALCOHLIC? The drunk one gets asked this question alot and always answer drunk! Here is a simple test to figure out what you are. 1. Have you ever opened up a bar? 2. Have you ever closed a bar? 3. Have you ever drank in a bar after last call? 4. Have you ever had a beer for breakfast? 5. Have you ever had a minor? 6. Have you ever had a DUI/DWI? 7. Have you ever been charged with open bottle? 8. Do you drive drunk? 9. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know and didn't know happened? 10. Do you go to AA meetings? The drunk one's Answers 1-4 are yes. The longest I've drank in a bar past close is 5:30 AM. 5 is, no but most of my friends have. 6 is no. 7 is yes, but it was my friends and I was driving so I got the ticket. 8 is no I live next to the bar, so I walk. 9 is never, but I wish. 10 is no. Your Answers If you answered yes to at least two of 1-4. You might be a drunk less than that you're a

The Drunk One Version 200.7
The drunk one version 200.7 The drunk one version 200.7 an upgrade for 200.6 is being released this winter. Previews are availale now at your local drinking establishments. Version 200.7 is being released to the entire population where as 200.6 and older where only given to a select few for access. Features of 200.7 200.7 can be used for IMing and is availabe for the bing three platforms AIM, Windows Messenger, and Yahoo. It can even be used on Myspace chat. Emailing is easy with 200.7 there are many addresses to chose from. Great for networking, meeting someone new, finding out useless information, and finding directions. Has alot to offer lightwieght and portable, so it can be taken anywhere. Your local tavern, the movies, the mall, local festivals, and even family gatherings. 200.7 is user friendly anyone no matter how old or young can use it. Yet it is geared for the 18 to 28 age bracket. Parents often approve of 200.7 yet it is fun enough that you won't mind. 2

Drunk Driving Its Your Decision
Picture this Close your eyes and imagine it You're standing by your man You're standing by your girl Picture this Look deep into yourself and picture it Your right by your friend and you don't know what happend Picture this There are sirens all around you and you don't know what's going on Imagine this He/She is dead and you can't do anything Can you see it? Alcohol is in your system Alcohol is on your breath Policemen trying to calm you down Policemen trying to say Trying to tell Trying to let you know what you've done Picture this You just killed the one you loved the most You've just killed the one who loves you back Are you picturing it? Cuze your waking up the next morning in a cold cold cell And the person standing next to you now Is lying in a coffin because of you Drinking and Driving Picture this Dream after dream Nightmares reminding you every night Can you see it? The parent of the boy/girl you've just killed Holding your hand even t

Drunken Friends
Leanne and Chris decided they wanted a beer 'We'll only have one, have no fear!' Hours later we were still in the pub Listening to them say they wanted to go to a club. I told them 'you can't go you've spent all your money' I'm still wondering why they found everything funny. Leanne kept falling over And it was like Chris had a split personality I'm surprised we didn't end up having Some sort of fatality! I decided to go home Putting up with them was to much to bare They strolled to another pub They just didn't seem to care! Hours later they strolled in the door And started asking for food Kept trying to talk to me when I was sleeping Not caring that they were rude. Next time we go out I'll be getting drunk with them Because if either of them annoy me so much again One of them will forfeit their right to live!

Drunk Dials & Text Messages
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, th

Drunken Stooper!!!
HELLO EVERYONE THAT READS THIS.. THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG .. EXCUSE ME IF IT IS KINDA JUMBLED. I AM KINDA DRUNK.. FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE ON HERE WHO HAS SHOWN ME AS MUCH LOVE AS THEY HAVE. MAN DO I LOVE CHERRYTAP! I SEE SO MANY POST THESE THINGS BUT NEVER DO ONE MYSELF.. I COULD BE A POET A COMEDIAN OR WHATEVER BUT HALF THE TIME I AM NOT.. I HAVE MY MOMENTS THOUGH.. LIKE HAHA..LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT.. YOU SAY WHAY AND I SAY CHICKEN BUTT.. OKAY THAT IS THE COMEDIAN IN ME...SERIOUSLY THOUGH..EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS WONDERFUL! :-0~ I WISH I COULD GET TO KNOW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.. ANYWAY.. BLAH BLAH... HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON AND A GOOD NIGHT...LOVE YOU ALL...

Drunkenness
Yeah my dad is smashed.... Its really depressing being around him... seeing him stumble all over the place... slurring his speech... talking to the dogs... Thats not even the worst of my day... but id rather not get into that in a blog... Lets jus say its about boys.. yeah boys.. nothin but trouble.. *sigh* i duno... im sick and tired of being depressed. I jus wish that i could get away from it all... Sometimes i really do feel that everything would be better without me here.... Sure i do some good, but its not enough to weight out the bad in my life. A few of you know what im talking about but if you dont, dont be discouraged.. things always have a way of working themselves out... *sigh* this is my life...................

Drunken Clothing Bill
George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get shitfaced. After about three hours of guzzling liquor, George threw up all over his shirt. "Shit!" he said. "The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!" Bill, George's best pal, gave George an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife. "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door," Bill said. "Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned." When George got home, his wife was waiting for him in the living room. "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!" she said. George replied, "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned." His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he wa

The Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked

Drunk Contest
http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3739685240 To all the people who drink and have photos please follow above link. Thanks I am holding a contest for drunk pics, if you have one let me know and i will get you in follow the above link for info

Drunk Still
well i went out lastnight to a house party and i got really drunk. I went with my boyfriend and my girlfriend went a house party and i got fucked up big time. i ended up getting into a fight with this guy to. This guy was bothering the girls so i had asked him nicely to stop and he called me a slut and then hit me so i pissed off and i broke his nose and the because we were loud the police came andvarrested this guy and told me that i did the right thing by defending myself. I have a black eye cause of it and it hurts and my man was like wow she is pissed off. My man was going to take care of it for me but i was like no i am and i did. The cops laughed at this guy cause i broke his nose. I was so pissed off after cause i wanted to do more to this guy but he was taken to jail for the night. I am so sore now i have ice on my eye and i am going to get some sleep now. So i will talk to everyone later on or tommorrow i have to party again tonight lol. I am very tired now. love hotchic

Drunk Pic Contest
comment on me here please!!!! drunk pic contest go ahead bomb me I dare you!! copy and paste the following address into address bar comments should be directed to the pic at the following address. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=282448&i=1503148729

Drunken Stupidity
WOW! So when you are drunk and your friends approach you with scissors RUN!!!! Yea mixed drinks are not my friend I am a very light drinker and I dont really do it that often. So when I was completely smashed my friend came up to me and said, "Jenn you know you need to do something new with your hair." As true as this statement is, my old hair was way way better then the choppy flop of mess it looks like. So now my hair looks like shit, I feel retarded, and now I dont watn to go to work tomorrow out of fear that the girls will notice. My best friend is going to save me tomorrow night and fix it (girls always have a friend that is a hair stylist!!) So look forward to pics of the aftermath (there will be none taken until the mess has been fixed *cough*brad*cough* so too bad!). Hope yall had a better weekend then I did.

~drunk As Drunk~pablo Neruda
~Drunk as Drunk~ Translated from the Spanish by Christopher Logue Drunk as drunk on turpentine From your open kisses, Your wet body wedged Between my wet body and the strake Of our boat that is made of flowers, Feasted, we guide it - our fingers Like tallows adorned with yellow metal - Over the sky's hot rim, The day's last breath in our sails. Pinned by the sun between solstice And equinox, drowsy and tangled together We drifted for months and woke With the bitter taste of land on our lips, Eyelids all sticky, and we longed for lime And the sound of a rope Lowering a bucket down its well. Then, We came by night to the Fortunate Isles, And lay like fish Under the net of our kisses. ~Pablo Neruda~

Drunk Survey..taken From The Ben Lol ;p
Drunk Survey 1. Have you ever been drunk? Duh lol 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 19 3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? No. 4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? yeah 5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? yes lol 6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? yes 7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime? no i got away in time haha 8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? no..well.. lol 9. Ever forgot their name? hahaha 10. When was the last time you were drunk? last night lol 11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? long time ago 12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? it helps but nah 13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? haha a long island ice tea! has 5 liquors 14. Favorite liquor? Tequilla, Vodka 15. Favorite beer? i dont really drink beer.. 16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and

Drunk Guy And The Cop
A young man was staggering about drunk with a key in his hand. "What's going on?" inquired a passing cop. "They stole my car!" said the man. "Where did you last see it?" "On the end of this key!" The cop looked him over and said, "Are you aware, sir, that your privates are hanging out of your trousers?" "Holy Crap!" exclaimed the man. "They got my girlfriend too!

Drunk Old Guy
A drunken old guy stumbles into the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a shot of tequila, damn." The bartender looks at him and tells him that he has had enough. So the old guy curses the bartender out and walks out the front door. A few minutes later, the same guy comes in through the side door and stumbles up to the bar and demands a shot of tequila. The bartender looks at him in disbelief and refuses to serve him again. The old guy curses him out again and storms out. A few minutes later, the same old guy stumbles in through the back door and before he could say a word, the bartender says, "Listen, I told you already twice that I'm not going to serve you, so get out of my bar, you drunken bastard." The old guy looks at the bartender and says, "Damn, how many bars do you work at?"

Drunk Driving,being A Good Samaritian,and The Rabbid Squirrels
Well it's been quite a week for me....the new yr started of fuckin GREAT!!! good friends good times and good music. spent monday just chillin out recovering from the weekend..nothing exciting..ENTER TUESDAY!!!! (cue dramatic music) Started off by driving all the way to fremont for an appointment to get my window fixed on my car...get there and they over booked so they couldn't get my car in......grrr (not like gas is cheap!!!) so get back to B.G. decide to go to the (s)mall and get me a new book.went and got it. and then on the way home some kid fuckin rear ends me! no damage to the car so I let it go...I got 1 ticket for already for kickin some guys truck door in for clippin the front of my car. so I get home and read for awhile.... Tuesday night..Matt,Dan, and myself decide to go out for martini night @ Skybar..it's been a rough week or so for Dan so it would be good to get out and have some fun..we all had a couple and went back to work out..well that was the plan for me till I

Drunk Survey
Have you ever: fallen asleep with your face in the toilet? Yes taken off your clothes? They just fall off kissed someone of the same sex? Uh no woken up next to someone you didnt know? Yes puked on someone else? No fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes driven a car? Yes - almost got the DUI stolen anything? Yes broke anything that wasnt yours? No sang stupid songs really loudly? yes - almost knew the words too gotten kicked out of anywhere? Yes told someone you hated that you loved them? No cried uncontrollably? No went out in public? Yes yelled to a croud 'IM DRUNK'? No talked to a police man? Yes laughed until you peed your pants? No talked to your parents? Yes (wasnt pretty by the way smoked pot Yes did pills? Nope Who gave you your first drink? Hell if I can remember Who first got you drunk? Me & my buddy Mark Where was that? Skipped school and went to the park Who's your favourite drinkin'

Drunkin Billiards Is A Art.
Drunkin billiards is a art. It is the ability to see straight lines even if your not able to walk in one. It is the ability to decipher wich one of the three cue balls is the real one. It is the ability to focus on the game and not every piece of ass that walks by as you take your shot. Its the ability to have fun at something even when your losing. Playing Drunkin Billiards is truly the yoga of the alcoholic

Drunken Ramble
So, I'm sitting here drinking some shit and I started thinking, you know how that goes. What I'm thinking about is people. People and their personalitys for instance. I understand we get alot of our personalitys from from life experiences growing up. Being a kid shapes who we are as men. But is that all? We're all born with some kind of personality. Before we're exposed to anything we have ourselves and who we are, what we do, what we feel, etc... Is this something we are predisposed to have? Who decides what we start out as and when does that change to what we turn out to be? Or are we always on a predetermined path? Can you be one way and change yourself to be different? Or is "different" what you were always meant to be, waiting only on the time for change to take place? Ok, fuck it, yes I'm a lil tipsy, but so the fuck what. To me, life is like one big obstical in front of your optical built to make you question yourself, question others, question whats real. Life, i

Drunk And Stupid
TWO IRISH BOYS PAT AN MICK ARE OUT BAR HOPPING ONE NIGHT, AS THAY STUMBLE INTO THE PUB MICK LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND SAYS GIVE US A SHOT AN BEER THE BARTENDER TELLS THEM (AW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BOTH OF YOU ARE 3 SHEETS TO THE WIND ) MICK TELL THE B-TENDER WE CAN DRINK A LEPERCON UNDER THE TABLE GIVE US ASHOT AND A BEER, AS THE MAN BEGINS TO POUR PAT ASKS HIM WHERE IS THE BATHROOM AT THE MAN TELLS HIM TO GO TO THE END OF THE BAR MAKE A RIGHT GO THROUGH THE THE DOOR AND ITS THE FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT AS PAT HEADS TO THE BATHROOM MICK CHATS WITH THE BARTENDER, AS HE REACHES DOWN PICKS UP THE SHOT JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS THAY HEAR A BLOOD CURLING SCREEM MICK DROPS THE SHOT ON THE BAR AND ASKS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM I THINK IT WAS YOUR FRIEND IN THE BATHROOM YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO CHECK ON HIM MICK SAYS AW FUCK EM HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT FOR THE ONE I SPILLED, THE B-TENDER SETS HIM UP ANOTHER AND JUST AS HE GETS IT TO HIS LIPS AGAIN ANO

Drunk Funny
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Drunk
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

The Drunk Dog
Last night was very fun I got my pit with three legs drunk on tequila!! She is a light weight and couldn't handle it. Passed right out after two shots. I had to finish the bottle off by myself. My kids were gone and it was storming. I sat up and watched The Day after Tomorrow. A very good flick by the way.

Drunk Driving Test
Too bad we can't do a test for stupid people...might eliminate a lot of problems lol A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Monroe to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if he driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken good old boy, from Arkansas, got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol

3 Drunks Walk Into Abar...
Dustin, Tawana & I decided to go to Alexandre's down on Cedar Springs one Thursday night to hear the wonderful Anton sing...so we drank, listened to great music, and wrote notes on napkins...good times!Dustin looks so smart in his glasses! Pinky & Blondie...Tawana says "Go Loopy"

Drunk Dialogue
Another night of writing poems and hitting hennysee Thinking about every friend I had... that's now my enemy I loved them all like brothers, some of them was even family Attached to me by blood, now it's hatred, it's so sad to see... I know I'm wrong, and I'm not supposed to feel this way But honestly I could give a dam if they got killed today But I will say... that I wish them the best But that doesn't change my feeling none the less... Sometimes I wish I wasn't stricken with a cold heart But everything I've witness in the past has made me so dark For every good there's something bad to override it To the point now that's all I can invite in... A life sin, and truthfully, I don't really like it much But I'd rather suffer first before I say I like you chumps I'll tell the truth to you and save you all the lies You will always be a stranger in my eyes... -Nemesis the Nazerene-

The Drunk Driver...
Recently a routine RCMP patrol parked outside a bar just off the main Highway at Goobies , Newfoundland . After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other patrons failed to observe this crazy drunk as they left the bar and drove off. Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for

The Drunk And Priest
The drunk and Priest A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replied, "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man,sleeping around with prostitutes, and lack of bath. The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

Drunken' Choo Choo And 420 Caboose!! (this Will Be Updated Regularly!!
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Drunk Little Tidbits
Alright so I've been drinkin... I'm gonna type a bit.(please excuse the typo's) If your going to talk to me know this; I might be a bit of a tease but I would never cheat on ANYONE so don't even try(this means you man with a wad of cash, you know who you are). I like to drink, but not in excess. My poison of choice is Vodka of course straight up(preferably absolute but smirnoff twist is great too), why bother with the rest? If I'm going to get drunk i don't want to fill up on pop. I drive a minivan, it ROCKS! I love my minivan i can take up to 8 people wherever the fuck I want to! what can beet that right?! I got my first tatoo when I was 16. For some reason my mom thought i wanted either a tattoo or a piercing tho i didn't necessarily want either, so I just went with it. It was awesome didn't hurt at all, if I were to recomend any spot it would be the shoulder. I have no peircings at this point, I don't want anything naughty tho, i just want an industrial in my left ear. Those are so

Drunken Moments
Ok so get this, had a kick ass time at cinco de mayo up here in lovely ole Waterville Maine. I was the soberest one of the bunch, they were like 3 drinks a head of me, but i was still trashed. this car pulls up ahead of us and takes up two fucking lanes. so im like ok this truck is alittle bit bigger than im use too, ill just go over the curb...IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COP!! He then decides he wants to pull out behind us. I realized i was going like 80 in a 65 and slowed wayyyy down. he turns his blues on...im thinking FUCK we're all fucking trashed beyong believe. Ask how we are and where we had just come from...im like Pete and Larrys, im driving these drunk people home, when in reality im driving myself home and they were gonna sober up adn drive themselves like 45 mins away. He takes my registration, insurance and lisence back to the other officer and was like "they sped past us going way too fast" then the other officer was like "its not them." so in reality they pulled us over for n

Drunken Psycho
Drunken Psycho Dangling body dripping blood Screaming frenzy have no fear can you look at the rage in my eyes If I squeeze your throat would you scream in my ear? Busted nose twisted face Drill up your holes while you spray a can of mace Shriek the savage outcry of agony so defend yourself and to the death war cry LOUD and CLEAR rub my face in the dirt and kick me where it hurts Bring me down with your sinking ship and I will drown with you wanna drown wanna croak wanna see the end of the day see not the beginning of the dawn I'm making no sense as this poem has deteriorated It's gone away the spirit has gone away the joy has gone away for good goodbye

Drunk And High
At this exact moment i'm fairly well on my way to be completely shit faced drunk and I'm already high. I cann feel the drink working its magic as my fingers numb and my words run on quite madly . . . .its as if i have no control over the words i'm typing theym its pretty trippy. . . later

Drunkeness
Signs Your Drunk You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. You fall off the floor.. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..' Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep cloth

Drunkin Man Stories
hey she has a good rack love the way it hangs in the back window of her truck, if i had a six pack , i would ask her out but theres one thang i lack, bullets for that gun, she has me on the run, did you know you cant out run a truck in park, i could hardly stand up, so i mostly sit, i am all man, you cant handle this why try to understand why i piss standing up, i used could hit a tree from 3 feet, now i hit my own two feet, oh well this date has gone south, hope she enjoys my cousin company i will this case that was left, oh well never believe to be right, this case of bud is my date tonight...

Drunk Driveing
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sunshine Date: May 20, 2007 3:27 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: I thought of just your face Date: May 19, 2007 8:16 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Fathe

Drunk Drivin
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sunshine Date: May 20, 2007 3:27 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: I thought of just your face Date: May 19, 2007 8:16 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 o

Drunkness
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

The Drunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "Oh my God ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

Drunk Driver
[ The Test--] A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly,

Drunken Chicken
Original recipe yield: 5 servings PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 1 Hr 30 Min PHOTO BY: lorena US METRIC SERVINGS About scaling and conversions INGREDIENTS * 1 (3 pound) whole chicken * salt and pepper to taste * 1 cup Dijon-style prepared mustard * 8 fluid ounces beer * 1/2 cup Italian-style salad dressing DIRECTIONS 1. Prepare an outdoor grill for medium heat, and lightly oil grate. 2. Rinse chicken and pat dry. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Coat with mustard. 3. Pour half of beer out of can and refill with Italian style dressing. Place can on a disposable baking sheet. Set chicken on beer can (it acts as a stand), inserting can into cavity of the chicken. 4. Place baking sheet with beer and chicken on the prepared grill. Cover, and cook about 1 hour, until chicken is no longer pink and juices run clear. number of stars READ REVIEWS (39) * REVIEW/RATE THIS RECIPE * SAVE TO RECIPE BO

Drunky Mcdrunk Survey
Drunky McDrunk Survey When drunk, I...flirt more, giggle more, have deep, meaningful conversations, and dance my ass off! 2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts? sometimes 3. Do you Cry? do dogs bark? oh you mean when I drink - depends 4. Do you get Angry? rarely 5. Do you Vomit? depends on how much I’ve had to drink, what I mix and how long it’s been since I’ve eaten 6. After 7 beers you are? just getting started 7. After 1 shot of 151 you are? ready for the next 150 - lol 8. Your favorite drink is? alcoholic 9. Tequila does what to you? Makes my clothes fall off...HUSH Kiss74! 10. Whiskey makes you? pass out 11. Who do you drink with? whoever is available 12. Vodka makes you? HAPPY 13. Do you smoke when you drink? umm, the only time I don’t smoke is in church and while sleeping 14. On the rocks or straight up? yes please – just don’t leave me empty 15. Do you Pass Out? once – on whiskey 16.

Drunk Missing Car. . .
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

Drunk Driver
Early Sunday Morning 6/3/2006 The unthinkable happened. I lost my 42 year old brother and his 16 year old son in a head on collision to a drunk driver. This still seems so unreal. They were so strong and loving. They were my heros. My first thought was this can't be happening. This don't happen to 2 people like them. I feel so numb because they made sure I was safe and well all the time. now I feel not only depressed but so angry at the 26 year old man that did this. I don't know what I should wish upon him. God wouldn't want my family to wish bad things upon him but it is hard not to. My brother had 3 wonderful kids and now 2 of them are left with out their father and baby brother. They were truley loved. There were so many people at the funeral. One person said they stopped counting at 400. That is so awsome that they had that many friends and family but then there is that many people also hurting at the loss. Please everyone. Don't drink and drive. You might not think it could h

The Drunk
He did it again Went out and got wasted He knew he shouldnt have But that the only time he is happy He knew he had to work He just didnt care He over sleep the next morning Now he is in trouble He just dont know how much He got to work late Still smelling like booze Sleep it off some But is still tipsy He needs help bad But is scared to ask for it So many people is willing But he thought he was fine Last night was the last straw He finally realized That he is a drunk

Drunk Dailing And Text
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. Especially call your lover, they will get a kick out of you and your new found kinkyness. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is all right... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had

The Drunk
The drunk drinking herself to death, the vile stench of her breath, wine in the left hand vodka in the right, drinking all day and all through the night you want to help her but cant find a way, so u smile and just hope that it all goes away, but deep down inside you know that shes dead, and every morning will she get up from her bed screaming and crying ohh i cant take no more, but youve heard all of this time and time before, oh shutup mum your not going to change your fucking deranged, oh yes i will i love you to much dear ill stop tommorrow while she clutches in her hand a can a beer tommorrow comes out, comes the sun but mum is still drunk darkness once again prevails one day i say one day it will change

Drunk Driving Test (x)
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.' She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'

Drunk Singing?
Why do people always sound better singing when they are drunk? LOL...I was drinking tonight and then went to sing with a buddy of mine to practice for this dang talent show shit and I think I sounded so much better tonight after a few Long Island Ice Teas in me! Is it true people sound better when they drunk or is it just the confidence level is foggy so they belt out all kinds of mess? LOL

Drunkin Idiot Jumps Out Of Moving Suv
his took place a block where i live last night ROCHESTER — A man in his 30s was airlifted to Maine Medical Center in Portland, Maine last night after he was found lying unconscious on Route 11. Police say it appears the man jumped out of a moving vehicle headed eastbound on Route 11 but aren't sure of the sequence of events leading up to the man's alleged jump. "We're still looking into exactly what happened, the report is he jumped out the window from a moving vehicle but we're trying to piece together what happened," Capt. Scott Dumas said. Dumas said the man, who police aren't identifying, was a passenger in a Nissan Pathfinder with multiple people. He said it appears they were returning from the NASCAR event in Loudon. "We believe he was arguing with people in the vehicle," Dumas said. Some passing motorists first spotted the man shortly after 10 p.m. in front of Envision Kitchen and Bath. "He was laying flat on his back with his arms straight out and was bleed

Drunk N Happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHEHE!!! I SO HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY!!!! well, this could be due to tha fact and influence of a 40 ounce, 6 smerinoffs *tripple blacks* finally delted burned and erased nething to due wit my exie **yaya fo me* and am just so happy....weee lol

Drunk People!!!
soo last night wile i was at work i was told that i should blog about the shit i go through wile at work... so here i go. so i work at IHOP here in Racine and i work 3rd shift witch can be alot of fun! well last night i guy and his two friends came in and said that if i was to post blogs about my time at work thay would read it... then the said the best part that if thay did read it that thay would be the ones i was talking about... how did thau know??? well you know them nasty ass serups that we have on the tables?? well to of them decided that thay where gonna chuge tham! witch is just nasty!!! well when it came time to drop off there bill thay got all pissed off cuz there was a $6 charge for the serup that thay where stupid enough to drink. then thay had the nirve to complane that there was a 15% gatuity!!! im sorry but the only reason that we do that is because if we didnt us servers would not be makeing ANY and i mean ANY money. i`m sorry but i only make $2.33 an hour.

Drunk Stories
Don't you just love having conversations with drunk people? Especially over the phone, when the inhibitions are at an all time low? I have been known to drunk dial a couple of times personally, but it never ceases to amaze me when other people do it. Granted, I did ask for the call because I wanted to hear the story that was not playing out so well over IM, so I guess I asked for it, but I do love the info I now have. "What are some of the most surprising things that a friend has told you while they were drunk?" I've always loved hearing wild shit come out of the mouth of a normally timid person, or something sweet being said by a normal BADASS. (Yes, there is a reason why I capitalize that all the time.) There's something to be said when we are a little shocked by what a friend might disclose. Does it mean that you weren't paying enough attention to them? Does it mean that they've been fooling you all along? Are you not as close as you thought you were (because a real friend wo

The Drunkin Boyfriend Saga
Since the BF don't know about me having a profile on this site, I feel safe posting this. Unlike my Myspace account, he can't get access to this (he don't know shit about computers; except how to navigate Myspace) I just need to vent...please bear with me.... Buddy and I have been dating/living together since March '06...We met at a bar, of all places, with several things in common, which I don't want to enclose. Anyways, things went fine for awhile. Actually, things were great! Then on Oct., he started drinking heavily, going out all the time and leaving me at home. In Dec., one of his co-workers intoduced him to Crack. We battled that together for 2 months. I finnaly was able to get him to stop. If any of you know, crack is a hard habit to break, but when you really care for someone, it can be broken. He hasn't touched it since March. Thank goodness! It took me leaving for three days and a lot of arguing. It was rough and there are times I think he still messes with it (it's all in

Drunk???
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon 5. Chimney THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-consti tutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No, thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Drunken Words Of Wisdom
pokemon rocks but its addictive being a grown man it seems odd to hear oh you got an gameboy advance sp what are you playing and i say pokemon. why is it that a man cant tell a woman how he feels without being a creep, liar, or just wanting sex. come on women its not all about you. i personally like to have fun and hang with ladies not so they will fuck me but to see what they want/are like... oh and why cant a man enjoy talking to you cause he thinks he can truely help you understand. no he just want to fuck you and brag to his friends. try this once tell him how you feel when he asks instead of saying im not interested thanks but no thanx you might get suprised. they say guys are nothing but horn dogs but how is it that women seem to want sex more then a man.. have you ever looked into the eyes of a man that says just what you want to hear and looks just like the type of man you want and have him treat you like shit yet the man beside him that looks like a normal man he

A Drunken Man......
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says................... "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"

The Drunk
A drunk guy gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls. With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Drunk Dialing
~~~~~~~ Rules Of Drunk Dialing ~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You

Drunk Text
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking them to bend you over something. Especially call your lover, they will get a kick out of you and your new found kinkyness. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is all right... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had

Drunky Writings Again...
Hiya folks, It's me again. your drunky friend that doesn't sleep enough. I have bee thinking lately that the majority of the women who court them don't know the difference. Uh. yeah nevermind. How about them politicians? crooked as a sherman's necktie... and how about them other sons of so and sos... but that is what I'm talking about. yay us for having accomplished the raising of anger towards us as high as it has ever been., I love our foreign policy. were gonna reap the benefits of our bad manners in dealing with the rest of the war. huzzah. I'm going to sleep now. as I pass out from the alcohol coursing through my veigns at an amazing level. I love whisky. Zzzzz....

Drunk
DRUNK He has a couple of drinks- He makes a few winks- Until he stops and thinks- What is he doing- What is he thinking- Where is he going- He doesn't know- And he's too drunk to remember- At home sleeps his wife- and in the room next to her- Sleeps his sixteen year old son- Where is he- His wife worries at 2:00 a.m.- His son drinks his life away not knowing why- He debates should he go home- Or sleep in the car- He meets a girl- Takes her to a motel- and leaves 2 hours later- Goes home and sleeps in the car- When morning comes- Wife is up making breakfast- son hungover and up for school- Husband dead in car out front- Coroner reports cause of death- Alcohol Poisoning--Drunk! Fiction or Reality? It's Up To You!

Drunk Dialing
Okay so im going to be majorly drunk dialing tonight someone has already claimed the spot for my first drunk dial anyone else wanna be called? leave a number in my shoutbox or something lol ill come back and check to see who wants a call Later sexpots

Drunken Ramblings
I will keep this as clean as possible for those of you at work. I am sitting awake bored in the dark with only this computer to keep me from going insane. What is it about my personality that makes me NOT trust anyone. I expect the worst from people and Im pretty sure it's just because that's what I've seen from the majority of the people I let into my life. The cold dark mean side of people. I guess I just bring out the worst in people

Drunkin Words Are Sober Thoughts!!!
Don't you ever realize that when your drunk you say what you think about a person...for example...I went out with a few of my co-workers and I've always wanted to get with one of my male friends so anyway he drops me to the hotel that I'm staying at and stupid me asks him does he wanna come up...not thinking that there was someone with me...nut anyway at work we don't really talk but when after hours come and were getting drunk together..boy, you can't shut us up...

The Drunk And The Cop
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

2 Drunk Men
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly > > ?Larry throws up all over himself. > > ? > > ?"Oh, no...? Now my wife will kill me!" > > ? > > ?Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and > > ?tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars > > ?for the dry cleaning bill." > > ? > > ?So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. > > ? > > ?Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. > > ?"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're > > ?disgusting!" > > ? > > ?Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, > > "Nowainaminit, I can? e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only > > had a cupla? drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too > > many! and? he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' > > gave me? twennie bucks for the

Drunk At Your Door...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No. Get lost, it's half-past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband

Drunken Stupor
I just want to apologize to anyone I annoyed/offended/pissed off etc. last night while I was drinking. I don't remember pissing anyone off, but it's possible :D. And for all of you who had to endure my drunken voice comments, voicemails, & phone calls: thank you :D, you're good sports LOL. Have a great day :D XOXO.

Drunk Dizzy Stumbling
I'm grain liquor drunk dizzy stumbling in with her, her soft hands melting into the skin of my back my chest my... ...oh my Lord I love this feeling feeling her flesh against me, gone in gusts of her sweet breath warm across my neck. We are smiling through our kisses slowly slowly swaying to some inner rhythm roiling - I could take her touches everywhere I go. I'm going to try. © All rights reserved

Drunk
I'm new to this bar and I keep getting lost because I can't seem to see over all these people thats on the dance floor. You can say I'm really enjoying myself. I just wish I would have made my friends tag along. Thankz for all the free drinks and OMG I have to PEE! Oh one more thing before I race off, you guys are always invited at my small little table near the vibrating speakers. I gotta GO!

Drunkinphilly
Yo what up all my fubar friends....Im in philly right now....everytime im here i wanna blog....I love it here...Im here with my sister my brother and my sisters husband....so fuckin kewl....Im really drunk maybe thats why im writing this, so if there are slepping mistakes i dont give a flying fuck...anywho....who lives in philly....anyone....just wanted to bullshit i guess....im here drinkin vodka,,,,my sister is gettin fucked in her room and my brother is in the other room learning his chinese....sooo smart i love the guy...Umm yeh i spelled alot of shit wrong...but why should i go back and correct it...fuck it....i love all of you guys on here...and gals....good times...get at me then...kisses oh yeh im horny asd hell

Drunk Dialing Rules
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him/her kn

Drunken Nursery Rhyme
Starkle Starkle little twink Who the hell you are you think¿ I'm not under the afflunence of inkohol although some thinkle peep I am I fool so feelish I don't know who is me and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

Drunk
way is it when you are haing a good time with people someone always got to piss u off by saying something dumb. but you know you been drinking and you want to do something but you cant it fucking sucks sometimes to let someone walk over you because you dont want to go to jail but the asshole needs there ass kick but you can always wait to you are not drunk thats what i say

Drunk Driving~no One Wants To Here This
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her whe

Drunken Chicken
1 (3-pound) chicken Seasoned salt House seasoning, recipe follows 1 (12-ounce) can beer 1 sprig rosemary Preheat a charcoal grill over high heat. When the coals are hot and glowing, carefully push them over to the sides of the grill, leaving an open space in the middle of the grill. Wash and drain chicken. Coat the chicken inside and out with seasoned salt and House Seasoning. Open the can of beer and carefully insert a sprig of rosemary. Then, place the beer can into the body cavity starting at the rear of the chicken. Carefully place the chicken on the center of the grill, facing 1 of the banks of the coals, making sure not to spill the beer. Cover the grill and cook until chicken is done, approximately 45 minutes to 1 hour, turning the chicken as necessary. The chicken is done when the juice runs clear. Serve chicken with favorite BBQ sides. House Seasoning: 1 cup salt 1/4 cup black pepper 1/4 cup garlic powder Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight conta

Drunken Warbling
my heart breaks again and again, little by little - pieces of it lay scattered around your feet. my skin breaks and bleeds, needing to let the pain out; my heart shakes within, the crumbling flaking in a crimson dust as you say you're sorry ~ why do i forgive so readily? is it that my love is so encompassing, or am i just that weak? why to i forgive so easily? is it that i know this can persevere or am i just that desperate to be loved? ~ My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded, and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly. I'm on my knees and burning. My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire. So smell my soul burning. I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy. I have swallowed the poison you feed me... but I survive on it, and it leaves me guilt fed, hatred fed, weakness fed.. and I feel ugly, and dead inside. Shit adds up at the bottom. You've left me no choice but to go inside and rebuild what's broken. Too much, too far, too late to li

Drunk Driving Reminder
*~*Blossom*~*Date: Oct 17, 2007 4:48 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Hope you're readddy.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatmen

Drunk Elephants
Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage They had found rice beer in Indian village; incident reflects loss of habitat The Associated Press Updated: 8:47 a.m. ET Oct 23, 2007 GAUHATI, India - Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said Tuesday. Nearly 40 elephants came to a village on Friday looking for food. Some found beer, which farmers ferment and keep in plastic and tin drums in their huts, said Sunil Kumar, a state wildlife official. They got drunk, uprooted a utility pole carrying power lines and were electrocuted in Chandan Nukat, a village nearly 150 miles west of Shillong, the capital of Meghalaya state, Kumar said. "There would have been more casualties had the villagers not chased them away," said Dipu Mark, a local conservationist. The elephants are known to have a taste for rice beer brewed by tribal communities in India's northeast. Four wild elephants

The Drunk Dial
DRUNK DIALING RULES... 1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a

Drunken Spew
blah blah blah Being young dumb and you know the rest, brought forth the enevidible ending to the start of this vision to my demise. Being younger I had no clue to what the unfortunate recepiant desired to hear, none the less I bull-shited my way through it, and the out come was always to my liking. Now, with age comes wisdom, followed by empty nods, and emotional complacentcy..... So, I speak with all the respect one could dream of....... "danny legend"

Drunken Memories!!
1. When drunk, I tend to... -Be flirty 2. Do you talk about religion or deep meaningful things? -Nope 3. Do you Cry? -Not really but I came close to it this past sat 4. Do you get Angry? -Not usually. 5. Do you puke? -Every once in a while 6. After 7 beers what are you doing? -Reaching for the 8th one 7. Your favorite drink is? -Southern Comfort... 100proof 8. Tequila does what to you? -It gets me drunk quick... I get emotional also but not sad or anything, just the feeling 9. Do you drunk dial? -I used to 10. Who do you drink with? -Friends and roommates 11. Vodka makes you? -Drunk!! 12. Do you smoke when you drink? -Depends on who I'm with 13. Do you Pass Out? -Haven't yet 14. Do you drink girly drinks? -Sometimes 15. Do you drink alone? -No 16. Worst Drink you have ever had? -Some little green fucker reject. It was disgusting 17 and 18? 19. Favorite Beer? -Budwiser select? lol 20. What is your favorite shot? -Sh

Drunk, I Think
I just crested marker numero 38, biologicly im fine and I still have decent curb appeal. I would imagine my resale value is up to par with the fair trade market value,(depending on how many drinks you have). Heres the deal: I have been in the construction trade for at least two decades that could easily resemble the not so desireable "roller coaster ride", none the less no matter what I did in my past or how I looked I could find a job, short term, long term, good, crappy... osama, bundy, or even manson could land one. Now.... I cant seem to hook anything, even if I baited my resume hook with money and halfway decent hookers,(and meaning most of their teeth are still intact and they take cash not crack and food stamps) Since getting a gold metal in the drunk driving olympics (twice, since they are only held four years apart)and forfeiting my ability to put more money into the silver lined pockets of our beloved oil swines. (bush) Being a carpenter used to be a big deal, now you have to

Drunk
Hey there ya'll... I just got home from the bar with my oldest son...If you KNOW me, then you know this is something I don't usually do...I have a damn good buzz goin' on...hehe If ya'll don't see me by the usual time and you have my phone number, please call and wake me up...I have slept to long...lol Proof for tomorrow, of my stuper...lol Huggs and kisses and MUCH LOVE to all, ~Sadie Grace~

Drunk Poem #1
Tonight I saw Blood; My eyes didn't flood For it was caused by my own hand Tonight I hit a man. My girl had to hold me back I was on the attack How dare he do that to her-- Then have the nerve to send his friend back there Does raping a girl make you feel good? Does it make you feel hood? Don't get it twisted or confused. Alcohol should've been the only thing abused Men like you two aren't shit In your directions, i spit What you did to my girl sucked... but boy check yo face, cuz you got fucked Asshole number two; I didn't forget you Don't meet me in a dark place... Cuz i won't be afraid to fuck up YOUR face.

Drunk Poem #2
I'm tired of being single; No longer do i want to mingle. I want ONE man to hold So tonight my hands I fold God bring me my love The one you've sent from above Dry my tears. ease my fears Alone isn't for me. Send me the one that'll get down on one knee I know he's out there for me... waiting Show me where to go to stop the inner debating Give me a man to love and cherish I need a love that'll never perish I'm on my knees crying Inside I'm slowly dying I dont like coming home to an empty bed Please put my soulmate there instead.

Drunk
omg me and my friend had a hella drunk night lastnight. we drank an entire bottle of hypnotic and we had jaguer, rum, vodka, Bacardi 151 and a few others i just cant remember. Im gonna have pictures up soon of it. maybe have them up tomorrow.

Drunk Who Me??
Ok maybe I drank a bit too much tonight. Maybe I partied too hard but damn I had fun!!! I didn't get to meet the person I wanted to meet but I will. I know it's not his fault and I don't blame him at all. I did in fact have that cold one he told me to have for him and then I had a few more. Now I'm drunk and kinda tired and just want someone to hold. Being single sucks!!

Drunken Dj
If you are a friend of mine, this guy ( DrUnKeN DJ )Is a asshole,and Fucks with alot of girls on this site.and many others. He is also a one star bandit. So Everyone go to his profile..and One star him to death , Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=655637

Drunk, Naked Man Causes I-95 Wrecks
OK fellow Fubar members: DO NOT DO THIS!!!!! (or t least keep your clothes on) Nov 21, 11:21 AM (ET) BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. (AP) - A naked, drunk man was arrested after he caused three accidents by running into highway traffic, police said. Two people stopped to try to help 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert, who was running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 on Monday night, but he allegedly cursed at them and punched them, Delaware State Police said. Gilbert then ran into traffic, causing three separate accidents as motorists tried to avoid him, police said. No one was seriously injured. Gilbert, of Chester, Pa., was charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on a highway. He remained in custody Wednesday. Officials of the Court of Common Pleas in New Castle County said he did not yet have an attorney to speak for him.

Drunk
How many of you have that friend that gets drunk and then tries to fuck you? LOL Well I have this friend.. she is awesome. Well tonight she ripped 2 shirts off my body. Pics of this will probably surface soon. Since I had to take pics so she would remember. LOL.. well Just wanted ya'll to know for some reason... It was fun I laughed alot but now I am tired from fighting her off... I'm going to bed. Night all!!!

Drunk Driver Killed My Nephew
Drunk Driver killed my Nephew December 3, 2007 Thomasville -- A young boy was killed in a tragic accident in the parking lot of a Thomasville RV park, and the driver who hit him is charged with DUI. The 6-year-old was playing in the parking lot Sunday afternoon when he was run over by a pickup truck. The City of Roses RV park is a quiet place to live, where neighbors know each other. They frequently saw six-year-old Cameron Russell playing outside. But Sunday, a driver didn't see him. "It appears the vehicle was cutting through the RV park, didn't see the child," said Thomas County Sheriff's Investigator David Godwin. "Child was out playing, and struck the child." Russell died at a Tallahassee hospital. The driver, 46-year-old Tracy Mezatastra was arrested. "She's been arrested and charged with DUI pending test results. Blood samples have been sent to the crime lab. Once we get them back, we'll know further," said Godwin. Monday, relatives gathered at the Russell home

Drunk Driving
A newspaper in St. Mary's, Maryland is offering a free coffin to the first person to kill themselves in a drunk driving accident over the holiday season. The editor's brother was killed by a drunk driver in 1975 and has been crusading against drunk driving ever since. It's a compelling message, though we wonder how effective it's going to be. Though we do hear Tony La Russa is an early favorite. Reading the guy's newspaper (St. Mary's Today) makes use wonder if he isn't a bit off. That being said, I'm sure most of us have lost people we cared about to drunk driving and hope that no one has to claim the prize

Drunk Dialing
15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It’s okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen. If you’re going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.” Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over? Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you’re prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes

Drunk Dialing Rules
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex and let him know, that you know, that he still loves you. The

Drunkin Poem
Into light i have been caste, The pain taken away from my past, where once hatred ruled, My mind and heart is now cooled, With tenderness i was brought foreth, Now i must walk upon this new course, As the sun shines bright, Now i know i dont have to fight.

Drunken Sexual Chronicles Of +bauer+- Vol. 1
It was late. We were both wasted and and crawled into bed. Now, I am always up for sex, and this girl was stunning...but I was so drunk and so tired, I could take it or leave it. She advanced. I tried to comply the best I could and +Bauer+ Jr, was awake, but I was fucking beat. "We can do this, but you are gonna have to do all the work." She complied...in a big way. Next thing I know she is riding away like rodeo cowgirl and all I am is dead weight with a working pole (ok, maybe stick). Just when things seemed to be moving along fine... The unthinkable happened.... She bent me. Now I have watched a fair share of porn in my day. I have seen some guys with a flexible penis that can bend here and there. I am not one of those guys... and I got 90 degree angled. She freaked, I shrieked, she cried. "Why are you crying? I am the one with the broken dick?" She cried more. "Stop, stop stop. I'm fine, get back up there." So she did, with tea

Drunk Blogging
I just got home from frolicking and I'm BORED. So I will blog to the best of my ability. Went out to the girl bar tonight. Okay....what's up with lesbians? Why don't they know what to do with their hair? ??????!!!!! Seriously, I was maybe top 10 cutest girls there. In a sea of mullets and baseball caps, I was the gal with the cute make-up and the butterfly in her hair. In other words....I was a hot commodity. See new pictures for reference. I spent much of my night with a gal named Sarah. She came up to me and the first words out of her mouth were, "You are so fucking gorgeous." This endeared me to her immediately. She's a MAC girl and she doesn't live far from where the club is. Let me just say, I wanted to do naughty things to her. She was beautiful. Did a lot of dancing with my gays which was really fun. Sometimes you really just feel like letting loose and getting crazy on the dancefloor. Then the drunk drama started happening. I kept my mouth shut because I'm ju

Drunken Thoughts 2 Years Ago
a friday night blog So this one is at the beggining of the night as opposed to the day after like my first a week ago. I am sitting here in a OP IVY t shirt thats to small cause i am just that fucking punk. OK not really i just like this shirt probably more then i like the band. Now before you get on the "beat shawn up band wagon" just rest assurd i understand their place in the music world and recognize the fact that they were a pretty good band but you are not going to get me to worship the gods of punk cause i have to much to loose by giving up my industrial/goth/Emo heritage.....beer break......ok better. Now dont feal bad that you can't pull me to the "punk side" none has been able and oh have they tried.Oh yes and they have all failed. I just cant let go people so stop it. Besides all you punk people probably think digital watches are a "pretty good idea" R.I.P Duglas N. Adams i just have to say this before i continue fuck south korea...... OK i am a little b

The Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+- Vol. 2
I had being seeing Natalie for about 3 weeks. We hit it off right away. One night, her and her sister came out with my friends and I. We drank like fish. When the night was over, a few of us did some post partying. I went into the bedroom to change out of my bar clothes and slip into a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt. As I was changing, I took a header on to the bed and passed out. I do that when I am drunk. I will just fall asleep anywhere. After about 5 minutes of nappy time, Natalie woke me up by giving me a little speech. I opened one eye, and turned out the light. "I love to give blow jobs." She said. "I am amazing at it too, and I can practically cum just by giving one. Will you let me?" Now, I found the speech a bit odd since this wouldn't be the first time she blew me before, and I never got the preamble the other times. But it's Saturday night...so the answer was yes. So she started, and I laid back feeling like a master of the universe. Now, I am usually no

Drunk Post!
I'm shitfaced and not afraid to admit it. And I'm not just drunk. I'm so drunk that my feet are tingling. So drunk that my lips are numb. I stopped at Whataburger for breakfast. For those of you that don't have Whataburger, you're worthless! Living without Whataburger is worse than living without Jack in the Box. And living without Wienerschnitzel is actually worse than living without Whataburger. I'm so drunk that while drinking out of the milk carton (fuck you, I'm single) I almost fell over when the room started spinning. Now, I'm going to bed while Augen licks the remaining cheese out of his fur that fell while I was eating my breakfast burrito.

Drunken Miscomfort~
Drunken Miscomfort~ With each drink memories of you slowly fade A life we once shared suddenly disappears Dreams come crashing down all around us Worlds end as our spirits collide Thrown in different directions our hearts start to fall, Trying to find each other we fall together Hate now consuming both our hearts, From the start you hated me… And now you say you love me… As I fall for all to see, Naked and alone longing to be The earth suddenly came rushing up at me Finally I felt safe… For I escaped both you and me!

Drunk Phrases
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Drunk1 Pimp Out
Hey everyone get your asses over to this guys page and rate him like mad crazy. He is one of the sweetest guys on Fubar and "REAL" he isn't a fake I just wanna be your friends to level type person. Come on Ladies he is gorgeous so go show him some love and you guys yeah it's ok to add guys to your friends list he is really cool. Drunk has been on Fubar for almost 2 years now and still trying to reach Godfather status so everyone who reads this go help him out. Drunk1.:Fu-Owner of Hope & Purest Of Angels:.:Fu-Owned By Ms Mojito:.@ fubar Drunk1 your ass was just put on the corner by Ice Love ya babe

Drunk Driver Parks At Police Station
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Police in the western Canadian town of Wetaskiwin didn't have to do much work when they arrested a drunk driver at the weekend -- he had parked his car next to their offices and wandered inside. Police discovered the man as they drove by early on Saturday morning to respond to an unrelated call. Although the police office was locked, the lobby was open. "There was a vehicle parked about 10 feet outside our front door. The gentleman had walked into the front lobby and he was displaying many indications of being intoxicated," Constable Mark Scheck said on Wednesday. "So at that point we did take him into custody ... it's pretty unusual," he told Reuters by phone from Wetaskiwin, some 45 miles south of Edmonton, Alberta. The 28-year-old man has been charged with impaired driving. (Reporting by David Ljunggren; Editing by Peter Galloway)

Drunk Dialing..
Y..... did he call me at 6 am... drunk as fuck. "baby i'm sorry for treating you like shit and cheating on you and stealing good will hunting and fight club.." "Andy..that was like ten years ago i've replaced them" "I'm sorry Casey, you know i still love you right?" "Yea whatever. Do you want to talk to the girls?" "Remember when we were driving from dayton to kansas and you gave me road head" "yea..what about it" "i love you" "where is kristen?" "she left me" "haha oh well, what do you want me to do about it?" "We should get back together" "Umm no. because you have chlamydia" Click. lmao

The Drunk
THE DRUNK SAYS THAT I'M WORTHLESS THE DRUNK SAYS THAT I AM LAZY AND ALL THOSE NASTY THINGS THE DRUNK SAYS THAT I DO NOTHING TO EAZE THERE PAIN THE DRUNK SAYS THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME BUT THEY STAY AND FOR WHAT TO SEE HOW FOOLISH I AM BUT WHEN THEY ARE SOBER THEY SAY LOVE LOVE ME PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR ALL YOUR PAIN THEY SAY THEY STAY BECASUE THEY LOVE ME, BUT I KNOW THE DRUNK WILL BACK BACK ANOTHER DAY

A Drunks Poem
A Drunks Poem Starkle,starkle,little twink, who the hell your are i think. I'm not under what the call the alcofluence of incoloe. I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. Tee martoonies make a guy fool so feelish, don't know why. Rally don't know who's me yet The drunker i stay the longer i get so just one more to full my cup, I've all day sober to sunday up!

Drunk Poem
St Patrick's Day music, St Patrick's Day drink, St Patrick's Day merriment, Grand birthday for me. All are Irish on St Patrick's Day Shamrock stickers stuck to cheeks Bluegrass mixed with Irish drinking songs Makes your heritage feel complete. People dressed as leprechauns Drinking green beer Living the life of the "Irish" While making some people sneer. But the Irish unite around the world Singing songs on St Patrick's Day Tapping toes and whirling jigs While the Fae folk hide and play. Finnegan grabs his mug of beer. Paddy works hard on the railroad. Lanigan dances. Biddy Mulligan cheers. And down in the valley, the bogs explode. St Patrick's Day culture. St Patrick's Day birth. St Patrick's Day poetry and song Filled with magical St Patrick's Day mirth.

The Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+ - Vol. 3 (the Stink Files)
I have never claimed to be normal. One thing that may be a bit abnormal about me is how much importance I put on the power of smell. I like girls with nice natural smell. The way their skin smells to me can be the vital cog as to whether or not I love them for a month, a week, or forever. It’s something perfume can’t help or fix. In like manner, the rare time a girl has been stinky has effected if I want to be with a girl at all. Here are a few drunken encounters I have had involving the stinkyness of girls. -I was on a party bus and we were leaving a barbecue. I had been drinking in the sun all day and I looked tired. This hot girl who I had been bullshitting with was sitting in the seats in front of me. She stuck her head around the seats and said, "What’s wrong?" (Say it. It’s almost a complete exhale. "Whhhhatsss Wwwwroooong?") Well that question was a fully loaded dose of Doritos and stale beer. Up to that point that only thing that bothered me was the fact that I had to drop

Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+ - Vol. 1
It was late. We were both wasted and and crawled into bed. Now, I am always up for sex, and this girl was stunning...but I was so drunk and so tired, I could take it or leave it. She advanced. I tried to comply the best I could and Pacey Jr, was awake, but I was fucking beat. "We can do this, but you are gonna have to do all the work." She complied...in a big way. Next thing I know she is riding away like rodeo cowgirl and all I am is dead weight with a working pole (ok, maybe stick). Just when things seemed to be moving along fine... The unthinkable happened.... She bent me. Now I have watched a fair share of porn in my day. I have seen some guys with a flexible penis that can bend here and there. I am not one of those guys... and I got 90 degree angled. She freaked, I shrieked, she cried. "Why are you crying? I am the one with the broken dick?" She cried more. "Stop, stop stop. I'm fine, get back up there." So she did, with tears

The Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+ - Vol. 2
I had being seeing Natalie for about 3 weeks. We hit it off right away. One night,Nat and her sister came out with my friends and I. We drank like fish. When the night was over, a few of us did some post partying. I went into the bedroom to change out of my bar clothes and slip into a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt. As I was changing, I took a header on to the bed and passed out. I do that when I am drunk. I will just fall asleep anywhere.(Big Mistake!!!) That's another blog! After about 5 minutes of nappy time, Natalie woke me up by giving me a little speech. I opened one eye, and turned out the light. "I love to give blow jobs." She said. "I am amazing at it too, and I can practically cum just by giving one. Will you let me?" Now, I found the speech a bit odd since this wouldn't be the first time she blew me before, and I never got the preamble the other times. But it's Saturday night...so the answer was yes. So she started, and I laid back feeling like a master o

The Drunken Sex Chronicles Of +bauer+ - Vol. 3 (the Stink Files)
I have never claimed to be normal. One thing that may be a bit abnormal about me is how much importance I put on the power of smell. I like girls with nice natural smell. They way their skin smells to me can be the vital cog as to whether or not I love them for a month, a week, or forever. It’s something perfume can’t help or fix. In like manner, the rare time a girl has been stinky has effected if I want to be with a girl at all. Here are a few drunken encounters I have had involving the stinkyness of girls. -I was on a party bus and we were leaving a barbecue. I had been drinking in the sun all day and I looked tired. This hot girl who I had been bullshitting with was sitting in the seats in front of me. She stuck her head around the seats and said, "What’s wrong?" (Say it. It’s almost a complete exhale. "Whhhhatsss Wwwwroooong?") Well that question was a fully loaded dose of Doritos and stale beer. Up to that point that only thing that bothered me was the fact that I had to dro

Drunk
Boo i can't stop laughing i'm so drunk don't look things will happen that you don't wanna know.... don't ask... cause i couldn't really tell you cause i'm not looking.. like i said crazy thing are happening behind me... weeeee wooooooooooooooooooo like i siad i'm drunk....

Drunken Poems
-AWAY- Its a cloudy day The rain is softly falling The plants around me Covered in rain drops I reach out my hand To touch a raindrop It rolls off the leaf Falling into the palm of my hand As i stared at it It reminded me of how... I held a tear of yours In my hand... I started to think Of the things I said and done The hurt I caused you... I felt a pain Deep in my soul, mind, and heart My body started to feel weak I truly didn't mean to cause You pain To make you cry To lose love in me... As I'm walking down this street Alone, cold, sad, and afarid I feel a chill in the air I looked up to the sky The clouds were dark Like the pain in my heart The once softly falling rain Turned into pouring rain I prayed to God for forgiveness For the pain I caused yu I prayed that you would... love in me again I closed my eyes and... Then i saw your face The tears that you were crying I saw the pain in your eyes The sorrow in your heart I opened my eyes...

Drunk, Wha?
Okay, so my boyfriend at the time wanted to go to the bar with a few of our friends. He comes home... and this is what happens. Mind you, there's a wee bit a dick slapping, homo lovin' and flying pizza that we couldn't find. Enjoy fuckers. :p

Drunks
OK.. so a couple drunks just made my day... not that I understood half of what they said lol. Hope you have fun at Bamboozle guys. :) Got up early and took David back for something at his church.. was supposed ot take him.. but someone else decided SHE would.. long story lol. But now I am alone and it sucks. Was supposed to have plans tommorrow.. but they fell through too. So now I am working and avoiding cleaning the house. David and I did have a good weekend though. He never stopped bouncing off the walls until last night when he crashed early. I think he actually was more hyper than pluto this weekend. Guess he was just excited to be here with me. I fell asleep on Friday night sitting in my chair watching him sleep.

Drunk!
Tonight sucked ass!!!!! Drunk morons and yelling crying screaming.. Thank you Chris for putting some humor into my night!!! And I did tell her to get lower!! and she looked at me like I had three heads... I made my night... and I got to see a really messed up porn hahahaha ewwww!

Drunken Ramblings
Okay........ I may have over-reacted on the last one, but to be honest i've been feeling mixed the last couple of weeks. I've had a war going on inside me: A battle between two sides of me. A lot of you that really know me know that there are two sides of my psyche; a child and an adult. Well, i've decided the child needs to go away. It brought me nothing but grief and i've not been very happy lately. Again, nothing new there......... i've been, well, emo. A LOT. So i've decided to change. To grow. To become something better. I hope a lot of you will still treat me the same, and if not...... Well.... It's been a blast. Okay, back to the wine........ :D