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Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I still need 4 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us and please make sure I can rip it if it says adult on it. You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck

Female Contestants Needed
I’m starting up a contest for the hottest pussy. Do you think you have what it takes to have the hottest pussy on cherry tap. If so I am looking for 7 hot ladies to bare there hot pussy and be voted on by everyone else. Winner will get a dozen roses. If you like to join please send me a link with the picture you want to use. When I have all ten then I will open up the contest. Thanks to all that join.

Females
THIS IS ONLY A FAIRY TALE>>> A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years o

Female Contestants Needed
I’m starting up a contest for the hottest pussy. Do you think you have what it takes to have the hottest pussy on cherry tap. i still have room for 3 hot ladies to bare there hot pussy and be voted on by everyone else. Winner will get a dozen roses. If you like to join please send me a link with the picture you want to use. When I have all ten then I will open up the contest. Thanks to all that join.

Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I still need 3 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us . You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck

Female Football Contest
ONLY ONE MORE DAY LEFT. PLEASE COME AND VOTE FOR ME. IF YOU LOVE THE PATS OR HAVE FRIENDS WHO LOVE THE PATS PLEASE SEND THEM HERE HELP HELP HELP HELP. I NEED MORE VOTES. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR IF YOU NEED HELP. I WILL, I PROMISE. PLEASE SEND AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. LOVE TO YOU ALL.

Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

A Female Stripper
I am a female stripper. Being nude is my normal way of life, I am nude at work and when back home, I usually act as nude as I do at my job: without thinking twice about it. While the strip club's customers are aroused by my nakedness, I am not. I just feel free and at ease, so used to behaving naked… naturally. Of course, I know how to arouse them with my bouncing breasts, moving my ass in front of their faces, but this is just my job, not my life, I don't even think of it anymore when doing it. Do you think of your foot when you press on the throttle pedal when driving? Are you conscious of your hand when writing? Of your mouth when eating? Of course not, nor am I about my breasts, my pussy or my ass. I strip and dance fully naked in front of my male audiences, it is so natural to me, night after night. I just take their money, as much as I can and I am happy with it as I can live in a luxury flat in one of the most chic parts of the town. Love just means sex to me, and I love sex.

Female Sexiest Smile Contest... You Love Me Don't You:-)
Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP OK HERE IT IS THE FEMALE SEXIEST SMILE CONTEST IN ONE HOUR FROM NOW IT OPENS. ITS BASED ON COMMENTS ONLY,,SO OF COURSE YALL KNOW WHAT TO DO...REMEMBER IM SMILIN AT YOU!!

Female Volunteers....
Ok, the coast was wet, stormy and cold. However, it was nice to get away. I'm back and ready to start serious goofing off. Ok, I'm interested in starting a comedy think tank. My buddy is uber creative, I'm the tech guy (with a bit of comic timing), but we need a few fine, sexy women who are funny as hell to round out the team. If you fit the bill, let me know.

Female Comebacks...
female combacks....hahahaha Body: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. RE

Female Comebacks
female combacks....hahahaha Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. REPOST

Female Come Backs All Woman Know Them And Live By Them
lol female combacks....hahahaha Body: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Female Comeback
Body: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Female Masturbation
Masturbation gives women the opportunity to explore their body while at the same time giving them a high degree of sexual freedom. It allows women the opportunity to experience sexual pleasure without relying on a partner, and to release sexual tension when they feel the need to. Masturbation can be very empowering teaching tool for women, it teaches them about their bodies, and how it responds to sexual stimulation. Many normal and healthy women only experience orgasm while masturbating, or it is their most intense type of orgasm. Masturbation is the first and most important sexual skill a woman should learn, as it holds the key to enjoying other forms of sexual activity. Ideally, this skill is learned prior to the age of five, but far too often it is not learned until a women is in her late teens or early twenties. This stems from the incorrect notion that children are entirely devoid of sexuality and they are to be protected from the 'evils' of sexuality. Children, especially infant

Females Bullshytt
Why is it when your on the internet .. And you come across a page and see a happy couple .. and all that that most not all females ..Dont respect that.. They still have to come on to your husband. They take a simple compliment like your beautiful or sexy as being a pick up line. First off.. If My man was here to pick UP anyone.. Which he dont need to be because he could easily find it on the street here.. But second. Half these people are fake.. and second.. obv if OUR pics and his profile reads IN a Relationship IT means just that. Hes not leaving me .. Hes not looking .. He loves me .. and Thats the end of the story. RESPECT PEOPLE.. WHERE is it in this World today. And its mostly young 17 and 18 year old females who I cant understand if they are so pretty and all why cant they find a man where they live they have to look in other states Makes you wonder right whats wrong with them or if that is really them at all..All Im saying.. Respect.. Damn..

Female Survey
1.What color is your bra? Classicly white 2. Have you ever lied about your age? No I've never had to 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys" Both 4. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys? Depends 5. Are you currently single? Nope 6. How many things in your past do you regret? Loads 7. Did you answer number six truthfully? Yes 8. Do you have best friends? I have one 10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night? No 12. Who was the last person you hugged? Natty 13. Have you ever had your heart broken? No 15. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't? No 16. Have you ever felt like killing somebody? Yes today at work several times 17. If you could change anything about your past what would it be?? I wouldn't 18. Do you like your life? Yes 19. Do you shop at Hollister? No 20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Lol yes and she wrote a nice letter to me aswell 21. Has one of

Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are > female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a > true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love > it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy > middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not > take her eyes off him. > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked > over to her. > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned > over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, > that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one > condition." (There are always conditions) > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. > > Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want m

Female Behavior
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the femaoe hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behabe the most like the way men behave all month long? Gloria Steinem, American writer

::female Model Sought For Adult Artwork::
manhattaN, nyc- ::model wanted:: (obviously nude) i am not trying to find models for the typical "photo" thing. i'm translating my own artwork from drawings and watercolors into photostyle images. need models for the figure forms. digital barter. cash is for cigarettes, coffee and whatever is left might cover carfare. maybe. check out: http://www.xlsite.com/spvix/modinfo.htm for some other details, or the sketchbook to be translated, here: http://www.xlsite.com/spvix/1SEXARTINTERFACE.html i'm looking for a model who recognises fully that the psychosocial demand for a living human being to necessarily feel shame and guilt about being a mortal, living and vibrant, sexual organism, is a demand for suicide - and responds with a bellywrenching !!!Laugh!!!!!- that is backed by a clenched fist ready to fight for its life. spontvix@yahoo.com i'm also proposing an internet collaboration for anyone who is sharp enough know what time it is. email m

Female Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not that far, just kissing 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Never done either 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, nei

Female Beefeater Brings Girl Power To The Tower
~Female Beefeater brings girl power to the Tower~ By Kate Kelland LONDON (Reuters) - The guardians of Britain's historic Tower of London are enlisting girl power for the first time in their 522-year history. The Tower's Yeoman Warders, commonly known as Beefeaters -- whose ceremonial dress is a distinctive scarlet and gold tunic, white ruff, red stockings and black patent shoes -- have appointed the first female member to their ranks. "There were six candidates -- five were male and she was the only female," spokeswoman Natasha Woollard said. "She was the best candidate for the job." Woollard said the woman, whose name has not yet been made public, was serving in the armed forces and "will join her new colleagues in the Yeoman Body at the Tower of London in summer 2007." The new Beefeater's full job title will be "Yeoman Warder of Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London, and Members of the Sovereign's Body Guard of the Yeoman Guard Extrao

Female Soldiers Needed For Heros
IF ANYONE KNOWS OF ANY WOMEN WHO SERVE OUR COUNTRY AND IS ON CT PLEASE LET ME KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THEM AS WELL. THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR SUPPORT!! AS ALWAYS ME YER FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS

Female Survey
1. what color is your bra? black 2. Do you ever lie about your age? yes lol 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? bit of both 4. Do you prefer a blonde or brunette guy? not bothered 5. Are you currently single? nope 7. How many things in your past do you regret? none, never regret anything as you cant change it now anyway 8. Did you answer number six truthfully? if there was a number 6 id tell ya 9. Do you have a best friend? Yes 10. What do you want to be when you grow up? not sure something to do with music and media 12. Are You A Freak? hell yeah i am! :F 13. Do You Think Your Attractive? lol like im gonna answer that 14. Where do you shop to buy most of your clothes? Primark!! its proper cheap!!! 15. Who was the last person you hugged? erm either my mum or dad 16. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes 17. Have you ever thought about suicide? yes 18. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't hav

Female ,passions
Her mind tries to calm her body. Each mile the plane moves taking her closer to her love. She never expected to find this kind of love, the friendship that grew from a few simple words, had grown into a love, and now it was becoming real. She is so excited, so filled with the passion that grew between them, but so afraid. What ifs keep coming into her mind. What if their meeting fails, could she smile again knowing that she would never see the love he typed to her, or the way his spirit seems to wrap his arms around her when she is lost. What if. The gentle glide of the plane as it lands brings her back from her deep thoughts, only a few hours to keep breathing, until she sees the man she has grown to love. They plan to meet for dinner. Hes told her where, and time, her body grows more excited with each passing minute, does he feel the same, is he as nervous of this, there first meeting. Will he smile the sweetest smilt as she moves towards him, will she know without

Female Genie
Female Genie While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a beautiful blonde female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His privates were gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good.

A Females Prayer
Entry for January 12, 2007 FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Female Menstrual Puberty Rite
Female Menstrual Puberty Rite This rite is to be done soon after a girl (G) experiences her first menstrual cycle, and before she has a second one. All you need are the regular tools you use for casting a magick circle, a red candle with the girls name carved on it, and a calendar that has the moon phases on it. If you are a crafty person, you may want to make the calendar by hand, if not, try to find a special looking calendar that the girl will enjoy having as a special keep sake. If you are older and never had this rite performed, and feel deep down that your menstrual cycle is dirty or something shameful and not to be talked about, I suggest you perform this rite on yourself. If you can not find other people to participate, design the ritual so it can be performed solitary, by you alone. It should make you feel special about having your moon cycle, and take away any feelings of shame you may have had passed down to you long ago. It is something you should feel proud and empowere

Females Who Talk To My Man
Baldarmyguy I Love him, OK? And he loves me. If you are a female talking to him, that's cool. Don't pop into my window trying to start shit. 1. Hello, read his page 2. Look at his Pics 3. I think it's great you all think He's sexy. I couldn't agree more. I'm happy when you all pop in my window just to say hi. 4. CherryTap is fantasy, get it through your heads. because... 5. See one and two. I get him in reality, see #4 this is just fantasy. So please, I don't want you popping into my window telling me he said he'd screw you on a stupid sex survey. I don't want to hear it, cause He'll be with me in RT. OK? Good. If you don't like him being with me, then quit talking to him, I'm not friggin going anywhere!

Female On Female
I slowly walked up behind her and quickly placed my left hand over her mouth while my right slid down the back of her dress and felt her sweet female flesh tighten on her bare buttocks as she stood in surprise and muffled cry of alarm issuing from her covered mouth, but audible only to me.Ê Her head turned towards me and I replaced my hand with my mouth in a fierce open mouth kiss while my arm bent her towards the bar and my hind on her buttocks traced her crack all the way down to the warmth of her increasingly wet vulva.Ê My fingers lightly explored her wetness which was coming is in large volumes until my fingers were well coated and then I moved even farther under her pelvis and felt my fingers slip over her erect center of pleasure and a shudder ran through her whole body.Ê Now I circled my prey varying the pressure from very soft at first to moderately firm when she broke off our kiss and leaning back against me began to quietly moan with each ragged breath.Ê Ê With my right h

Female Masturbation
Masturbation can be defined as a self-stimulation that brings out sexual sensations. The use of the word masturbation usually refers to a person manipulating genitals to the point of intense pleasure or orgasm. Orgasm refers to a period of intense excitement in which the genital muscles come to a series of highly pleasurable contractions or movements... Read More about Female Masturbation Female Orgasm ... As you know, women tend take longer to reach arousal. So, talk your partner in to spending more time on foreplay, so that you will get there along ith him. Knowing your own body for showing your partner how you’d like to stimulated is quintessential to maximize the female sexuality. This isn’t imple matter of pushing on the right buttons on the right way, but to bring out the pleasure you long for, the way you yearn. Men usually get straight to the point (their pleasure that is), so the decision is yours to show your partner that sex is most pleasant when both lovers enjoy it

Females
I hate you more for promising to hang out For telling me you like me and wanna go out for making dates with me Then not showing up claiming you forgot having something "come up" Just tell the truth believe i what you say stand up for what you feel. Stop making things up and stop trying to be a nice guy by not admiting to your feelings. Be a nice guy and an adult by being honest cause please it hurts more when you say yes then back out then if you say no. FUCKING BITCHES

Female Ejaculation - How To
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled dur

Female Ejaculation?
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled dur

Female Ejaculation
Female Ejaculation Paul The following assumes you have already an understanding of the G-spot. W omen lactate, men ejaculate, or so the old saying goes. Turns out some women, maybe most women, actually do both. Reports of women experiencing a gush of fluid at orgasm go back many centuries, but it's only fairly recently that (Western) science has taken these stories seriously. The fluid comes through the urethra, but NOT from the bladder. Many still explain away the fluid some women eject from the urethra at climax as urine resulting from momentary loss of bladder control. While this might occur in a very small number of women, it does not explain the experience shared by some women: the fluid doesn't look like urine, doesn't smell like urine, and it has been proven in many chemical analyses that it is not urine. These women produce a small amount of clear fluid which has only trace amounts of uric acid; this indicates the fluid comes through the urethra, but does not

Female Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Female Masterbation..hope This Helps
"How do I know if I've had an orgasm?" My answer is always "If you don't know if you've had an orgasm, then you probably haven't." I hate that answer, but it's the only accurate response I've ever heard to that question. Simply put, orgasms are rarely something that slips by you when you aren't looking. When you have them, you (and sometimes the neighbors) know it. "How do I have an orgasm?" Wish the answer had to do with some simple trick, method, or masturbation technique..everyone is different. Masturbation and Your Body One of the most important aspects of female masturbation is that it gives you a chance to learn your body. Once you learn it, you will not only be able to give yourself pleasure, you will also be able to teach someone else how to please you as well. Every area of your body is a potential pleasure zone, but in order to figure out where, you must explore yourself with an open mind and without shame. Every woman's body is beautiful, so don't fixate on those

Female & Male Versions Of Prayer
Female Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen ******************************************************************************* Male Prayer I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen

Female Comebacks
I got this in an email from a friend who of course changed it..so I changed it..LOL MAN: Where have you been all my life? BARB: Hiding from you. MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before? BARB: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. MAN: Is this seat empty? BARB: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. MAN: Your place or mine? BARB: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. MAN: So, what do you do for a living? BARB: I'm a female impersonator. MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign? BARB: Do not enter. MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning? BARB: Unfertilized. MAN: Your body is like a temple. BARB: Sorry, there are no services today. MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you. BARB: But would you stay there? MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. BARB: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. MAN: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together BARB: Really, I'd put f and u together

Female Terms For Masturbation
Menage a'moi, Terms for Female Masturbation: I never heard of these 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitorisauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the

Female Urologist....lol
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!!!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says, "One... two... three..."

Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I need 10 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us . You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck.

The Female Body
Her neck is like the neck of the roe which drins out of the fountain of Kanawab. Her breasts are like polished marble tablets, as whips bring them to Sida, Thereon like apples of the pomegranates two glittering piles of jewels. Her arms are drawn swards,peeled cucumbers-oh that I had much ! And incomparably beautiful her hands in the rose-red of the Hinna-leaf; Her smooth, fine fingers are like the writing read not yet cut; The glance of her nails like Dura-seeds which have lain overnight in milk; Her body is a mass of cotton-wool which has been shaken into down, And her legs marble pillars in the sacred house of the Omayads. Please read and comment up on this poetry

Female Domination No.1
Someone who i sent my story to suggested that it might be appreciated if I put it in a blog, so here it is. Please be kind but let me know what you think, I come home late from work one night, the house looks dark as I walk up the steps and open the door, when I get inside I notice the flicker of candle light coming from upstairs. I hang my coat and make my way up the stairs, when I get to the bedroom my jaw drops to floor as I see you standing in front of me wearing a leather basque stockings, black satin panties, long black gloves and high heels. When I have recovered from seeing the vision infront of me, you tell me to strip, I do as you command. Once I have stripped you walk over to me take a silk scarf and blindfold me. You lead me over to the bed and once at the end you push me backwards so that i fall onto the bed. You move me up the bed so my head is on a pillow, you straddle my chest and I can feel you stockings against my body, I reach up to touch and you say that there w

Female Domme Story Very Harsh
I should have told you a good servant would have I noticed the lock didn't latch on my cage my heart raced I knew the penalty for gettin out but I couldnt help myself after the previous night my mind was racing.I heard you leave and waited to hear the car and slowly,cautiously crept out from my home and snuck into the bedroom . I went to your bed and buried my face in your pillow taking in your perfume I looked on the floor and in your bathroom saw a pair of your panties with my heart in my throte I grabbed them and crawled in your tub I held your panties to my face in inhaled deeply takin in your musky smell I couldn't help myself I felt a stirring down there I knew I shouldnt touch but couldn't stop.your smell is intoxicating like a drug I was lost in my fantasy when I heard "what the fuck are you doing?"you yelled at me I jumped tried to scamble out of the tub quick in a flash you had my chain. "I knew you couldn't be trusted",you snarled at me ,"I wanted to see what

Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do Not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual

Female Survey
1. Do you consider yourself: Inhuman{} Ugly{}Ok I Guess{} Cute{} A Cutie{} Hot{} A Hottie{}Exotic{} Beautiful{}A Sex Bomb {}Diva{} Enchantress{}Goddess{} 2. What color is the bra you have on right now? white 3. What color Panties are you wearing? 4. Do you look at guys "bulges"? 5. Does looking at shirtless well defined guys cause you to lube? 6. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? 7. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys? 8. What kind of car makes a guy look attractive? 9. What kind of vibrator do you own? 10. How many things in your past do you regret? 11. Has anyone ever cheated on you? 12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? 13. If so why? 14. Are you currently single? 15. How many times a week to you masterbate? 16. What is you favorite sexual position? . 17. Do you like your sexual episode Rough{} Romatic{} 18. Do you have a best friend? 19. Do you ever lie about your age? 20. Do you like it when a guy lick

Female Veterans Slam Va Citing Lack Of Services
Female veterans slam VA citing lack of services Sex abuse, PTSD among problems By Michael Gisick It happened at a Christmas party on a U.S. air base in Germany in 1990. Christin McKinley was a 20-year-old military police officer with the U.S. Air Force, six months out of boot camp and eager to prove herself. In a few weeks, her country and its allies would launch the first Gulf War. She wanted, she says, to be one of the boys. That night, one of the boys, a staff sergeant who was also one of her supervisors, pulled her into a bathroom. She told him no, she says, but he covered her mouth, pinned her down and raped her. Among the growing ranks of female veterans, McKinley, an Albuquerque resident, is disturbingly far from alone. About 3,000 sexual assaults were reported in the military last year, a 24 percent increase over 2005, according to a Department of Defense report issued in mid-March. Of 188 women now being treated through a clinic for post-traumati

Female Player
You call your self a player Cause it seems you played a few... You didn't seem to realize it was me playing you. It's true you were good at your game and came out a winner... But compare to me,you were still just a beginner! There still lots of learning and you ain't shit yet!!! If you didn't give a fuck,then why are you so upset?? Although you tried to play me,things didn't end up your way,cause your on your knees begging me to stay... How does it feel to Lose? How does it feel to be a Failure? How does it feel to be played... By an O.G. Female Player??

Female Ejaculation
Most of you know I"m a squirter. And we're not talking a little bit lol..I'm talking I can cum so hard I can squirt my juices in my own mouth or over my head lol..its been recorded ;) For those of you that don't now how to squirt or don't know how to make your partner squirt. Here is a great article I found that helps explain a lot. I know Iv'e posted stuff like this before...but everytime I find something with a little more info in it to help ya'll get to squirting I figure it can't hurt to post something else. MY BIGGEST PERSONAL TIP IS..to always go pee before your going to try to squirt otherwise its just too damn uncomfortable. Few men know about it, more women do but most either do not know what to do with it or feel ashamed about it: female ejaculation. Not all women can do it and the way they do and (and the amount of fluid they produce) may be very different. The amount of fluid may vary from just a few drops to a mug full. You need a little technique to get it done, but fi

Female Brain!
Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeveWhat Gender Is Your Brain?

Female Survey
The Female Survey. 1. What color is the bra you have on now? [¢¾] BLACK 2. Do you ever lie about your age? [¢¾] ALL THE TIME LOL 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? [¢¾] BOTH BUT I LIKE EM SHY 4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys? [¢¾] BLONDE 5. Are you currently single? [¢¾] NO 6. How many things in your past do you regret? [¢¾] A LOT OF THEM 7. Do you have a best friend? [¢¾] YES SHE IS THE BEST AND ABOUT TO BE A MOM 8. What do you want to be when you grow up? [¢¾] A COP 9. Have you ever kissed two people in one night? [¢¾] YEAH GUILTY 10. Who was the last person you hugged? [¢¾] MY DAUGHTER 11. Have you ever had your heart broken? [¢¾] YES A FEW TIMES 12. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery? [¢¾] YES 13. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have them? [¢¾] YES 14. Do you like your life? [¢¾] NO I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT MY KIDS 15. Do you shop at Holliste

Female Comebacks
Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minut

Female Cake .. Naked..
OKAY FOR THE ONES THAT WANTED TO SEE IT HERE IS THE CAKE I WAS MAKIN LAST NITE.. ITS NOT AS GOOD AS NORMALLY BUT I WAS BUZZIN LMAO.. THEN I WAS PISSED SO YAH.. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.. LOL I PROMISED I WOULD SHOW YOU.. J:)

Female Singer In A Lonely Bar
'Water dream of summer city drifting streets singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line Itchy feet a wander dusty road tear drapped night singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line and every whistle sends a shiver and every whistle tweaks a dream from yesterday and ain't no song ever sung the beauty with the pain and all the blues ain't the hue of night and all your tears flow a differant way and all the kisses taste a differant flavor illusion mathmaticians twisting minds with advert lines of buy bye bye Water dream of summer city drifting streets singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line...' She sang and my heart listened alone in the corner hidden in shadows hidden in my tears and all the while I hung on every note and every word and every song she sang for me invisible in the crowd... I lit a cigerette leant back and closed my eyes living through her

Female Ejaculation
Female Ejaculation the "other" female orgasm Different techniques will accomplish different things. We all know about the clitoris and the effects of stimulating it, but the G-spot is not clear to everybody - men as well as women. Here is a different technique to accomplish some different orgasms. Orgasms that not every woman is aware of and that - as a result - may bring about some very intense emotions. Few men know about it, more women do but most either don't know what to do with it or feel ashamed about it: female ejaculation. Not all women can do it and the way they do (and the amount of fluid they produce) may be very different. The amount of fluid may vary from just a few drops to a mug full. You need a little technique to get it done, but first you need to understand it. Female ejaculate is worked up in the spongy area around the female urethra, better known as the G-spot. It's located at the upper part of the vagina, just behind the entrance at the back of the pubic bone

Fema Trailer Park...la
Omg so my volunteer work here in Luisiana has been very interesting so far. Mostly i really really like it here. The weather is a bit hot n humid but its ok. Today i was sent on a trip to a FEMA trailer park and i was extremely disturbed by what goes on in there. First of all the trailer park has hardly no grass n alot of gravel rocks. The trailers are very small n about 10 feet to 15 feet away from each other.Im gonna guess n say that there are about 400 trailers there. Since yesterday EC(Emergency Communities) and some of the people with my group (we are volunteers from Pellissippi State in Tennessee) have been sent to work with the kids in the trailer park after school. It was really heart breaking to see the mentality of the children today. I mean these kids have no respect for themselves or the people around them. They play in an old building with no walls that use to be a courthouse. They have one safe haven which is suppose to be one trailer that is their after sch

Femails Only...
rate all that you coment, commnet all that you rate... how tall? age? where from? married? kids? fav color? shoe size? friend me. please.... please and tank you. i need to level up, i need more room for pics...comment what you rate. rate honestly what you comment. not just tens for the sake of giving tens. please and ty i dont care about points other wize. i dont use cherry cash becase it wont get meny anytng i can use in real life.

Fema
FEMA is the biggest joke of all. I've lost everything due to katrina. I've received money from FEMA right after the storm and now they sent me to collections with no notification. I was turned over to collections March 2006. I am just being notified by their collections agency that I am about to be turned over to the Department of Treasury if I do not pay it soon. You know there are a lot of people out there who received money who should not have. I did everything right and this is what i get. Maybe i should start popping out babies and living off the system. That seems to be the only way to get help in this country.

Female Sponge Bath
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e

Females
why do females say they love a guy but when it comes down to it there just full of shit . for me i'm tired of hearing this shit.they need to really learn the diff of love for those who wanna know it's love is a hot injection in the middle section with no objections! to all those who are offened well fuck u

"female Survey" Cuz Nicky Did It.
1.What color is your bra? My sunburn prevents me from wearing one today. 2. Do you ever lie about your age? Nope... No one believes I'm 31 anyway. 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? I dont think either extreme makes for a good relationship.

Female Come Backs
FEMALE COMEBACKS man: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Female Comebacks To Men's Pick Up Lines....
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Female Poem
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end And always be my very best friend.

Female Orgasm Techniques
ecrets To The Female Orgasm As a member of the gender that is known as the Hunter-Gatherer, I am certain the only thing more exciting than making a woman whimper is making two women whimper from female orgasm (we'll save that for part two). A woman who whimpers while love making or having an orgasm or even the dirtiest sexual marathon must be experiencing pleasure at a level where both pleasure and pain live simultaneously in harmony throughout her body and her mind. The female body, like the female orgasm, and the wicked desires that lie within are no less than that of the common male. All the things we wish to do to them they most certainly wish we would as well. When a female gets to the point where she whimpers small sounds that seem uncomfortable and satisfying at the same time she might very well be close to orgasm and if nothing less you are definitely touching her the right way to induce such resonance from your sweet kitten. Bring Your Female To The Point Of Orga

Female Ejaculation.....
Make Her Squirm, Then Make Her Squirt: Female Ejaculation When it comes to turning a woman on, there's wet, and then there's wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We're talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don't let this gross you out, though; it's not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the "female prostate," or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys' semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral s

Females
So let me tell you...! theres this girl who keeps callin my wife and i really wish she would stop! I mean she doesnt answer the phone and she just calls back to back and its just like Hello Bitch she obviously dont wanna talk to you... but i guess some people just dont get the hint! So anyways just let me know what you think about these type of girls or if you even know where im comin from

Female Compassion....lol
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed,then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ...but

Female Vs. Male On Definitions
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)

Fema's Toxic Trailers
I'm re-printing as it was sent to me... And I think it says exactly what needs to be said! It doesn't surprise me as far as "our government" goes.... Toxic Trailers and Smallpox Blankets Lakota Spiritual Leader, David Swallow, Speaks Out on Dangerous Conditions by David Swallow, Lakota Spiritual Leader and a Headman of the Lakota Nation Edited by Stephanie M. Schwartz and Deja Vue, Indeed: The Evolving Story of FEMA’s Toxic Trailers by Stephanie M. Schwartz, Freelance Writer - Member, Native American Journalists Association (NAJA) Toxic Trailers and Smallpox Blankets by David Swallow, Lakota Spiritual Leader and a Headman of the Lakota Nation Edited by Stephanie M. Schwartz © July 16, 2007 Porcupine, South Dakota My name is David Swallow. I live near the community of Porcupine on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota. I want to speak today. I want to speak out against ethnic cleansing, genocide, and extermination i

Female Ejaculation
What can I say except that orgasm is MORE important than just squirting. Noone should ever pressure a woman about squirting as it can make them more inhibited. IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO EXPECT AS IT IS RARE. I am not here to compete with other women, but to be amongst them online. And while cumming/squirting is a "rush", for years I couldn't free my body up. I believe women are goddesses and that nurturing makes them climax. This takes time, knowledge, trust and comfort. Yah woo me for my newsletter, as I am not in here much, but I write funny stuff and get info on these sexual things and welcome your feedback.

Female And Male Definitions
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female..... Any part under a car's hood. Male........ . The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........ Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. Female....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male....... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male....... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....The greatest expr

Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Female Survey
1. What color is your bra? Blue. 2. Do you ever lie about your age? No. 3. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys? Dark Hair. 4. Are you currently single? No. 5. How many things in the past do you regret? None. They shape who I am today. 6. Do you have a best friend? Yes. 7. What do you want to be when you grow up? Happy. Number 8 is missing I guess? 9. Who was the last person you hugged? My grandma. 10. Have you ever had your heart broken? No. 11. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery ? No. 12. Do you like your life? Yes. 13. Do you shop at Hollister? No way. 14. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? No. 15. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back? Yes. 17. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Guys. 18. How long have you had myspace? A few years. 19. Have you ever skipped school? Yes. 20. Has anyone ever cheated on you? Yes. 21. Have you ever slapped

Females...
I have figured out why I have very few female freinds, and basically it comes down to the fact that most women back stab, and put on fake faces when it comes to being freinds with other girls. I have found trusting them is impossible because if thier is something that they want they will go for it and leave you hangin to get what they want. This is not all of you on here.. I do have a select amount of female friends I love... MAUH DUSTY!!!.. But the others that cant keep your mouth shut and stop gossiping... I'm done.. I have no time for your drama.

Female Comebacks
Female Comebacks...I fucking love it! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you , I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you , I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Female Dom And She Is Not Nice Lol Not For The Weak It Hurt Me To Write It :p
I should have told you a good servant would have I noticed the lock didn't latch on my cage my heart raced I knew the penalty for gettin out but I couldnt help myself after the previous night my mind was racing.I heard you leave and waited to hear the car and slowly,cautiously crept out from my home and snuck into the bedroom . I went to your bed and buried my face in your pillow taking in your perfume I looked on the floor and in your bathroom saw a pair of your panties with my heart in my throte I grabbed them and crawled in your tub I held your panties to my face in inhaled deeply takin in your musky smell I couldn't help myself I felt a stirring down there I knew I shouldnt touch but couldn't stop.your smell is intoxicating like a drug I was lost in my fantasy when I heard "what the fuck are you doing?"you yelled at me I jumped tried to scamble out of the tub quick in a flash you had my chain. "I knew you couldn't be trusted",you snarled at me ,"I wanted to see what y

Female Point System
Female Point System (Most men don't really need to know this, so consider this a refresher course.) In the world of romance, one single rule applies. Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with beer (-5) SECURITY DUTIES You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-20) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entir

Fema Fun Camp
Here's a link for you to start researching: http://www.exposingdeceptions.org/train.html ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: juan Date: Sep 20, 2007 8:34 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Zarina Jada-Zakori, Psy.D. Date: Sep 20, 2007 5:29 PM

Female Compassion
A man was lying on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss". The man said "No",so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear, >>Have you ever been F****d? The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No" The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in."

Female Breasts
Female Breasts By Pauline Saunders Anticipating for female breasts lonesome drives me crazy In search for love every female passing by constantly thinking is it the one for me I always tell myself let those female breasts fall into my arms female breasts are a wonderful human pleasure in life no one can live without female breasts

Fema Camp Footage (concentrations Camps In Usa)
FEMA Camp Footage (Concentrations Camps in USA) NEW WORLD ORDER - FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN AMERICA Beech Grove Indiana FEMA Camp - April 5 2006 America: Destroyed By Design - FEMA Concentration Camps Unhidden Agendas: Off To Camp FEMA Alex Jones - Greg Palast Charged Criminally for filming FEMA How the war on drugs scam works - Alex Jones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4 main link to utube page http://www.freedomfiles.org/war/fema.htm http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/fema.html http://www.oilempire.us/redalert.html http://www.linkoregon.com/fema/ http://www.prisonplanet.com/analysis_lavello_031603_camps.html

Female Foreplay Blunders
Common Female Blunders Men aren't alone, women commit foreplay blunders as often as men. Just Different. What do men complain about? And how can women turn that around?. Boring Foreplay One common complaint men have about women's approach to foreplay is that women just plop there, la-dee-da, as if strapped to a lounge chair on a pleasure cruise, not lifting a finger. Some guys wish they had a more sizzling, less passive lover who enjoyed sex as much as they do, and who would occasionally make fantasies come true. What you can do: First off, be careful what you ask for. Men often fantasize about the hedonistic woman who radiates sexual charisma. She'll love all sorts of sex and may even want to initiate threesomes or naked pool parties to liven things up. Unfortunately, fantasy doesn't always make great reality. The perpetually horny or aggressive woman can place more demands on your body than you ultimately want. That having been said, you can improve things by communic

The Female Of The Species
The Female of the Species When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside. But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away; But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale-- The femal

Females
ok so i was wondering... would any females give guys a chance at a bar... and if so what kind of pick up line would work in a bar... now ive tried many and some work and some dont. females help guys out so that when we go to bars we feel more confident... lol

Female Ejaculation
OMG, I laughed my ass off when I read this but it is so true.It is about female ejaculation. In the spirit of keeping The Wazina Project interesting, I'm committing a portion of the upcoming issues to: My adventures in squirting. Well, more like my attempts with squirting or female ejaculation (FE). In the past and even now, I love reading the columns and writings of women sexperts that I would consider my foremothers - Tristan Taormino, Ducky Doolittle, Nina Hartely, you get the idea. Whenever I'm on one of their sites or looking through any other sexuality related site, I skip immediately to the section or advice on female ejaculation. My hope each and every time is that maybe this site or that book will shed more light on ways to release my female fire. Entry 1: I came to learn about the powers of female ejaculation the way most people do - through porn (unless you're one of those folks who found out by happenstance that you or your partner was juicier than most!). I re

Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonator. >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized. >Man: Your body is like a temple. >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together >Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Female Viagra
With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance. MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore'. PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet

Fema Concentration Camps For American Citizens
There over 600 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States. Fema Concentration camps for American citizens I did some research on the "so called" furnaces and the white AGA Gas Inc. Cylinder. The "so called" furnaces are exhaust fans. AGA GAS Inc. Sells mostly asphyxiation type gases...you can verify this by doing a search via Google for AGA GAS Inc. and then look for web site MDS and they will list the gases. In the video it shows a gas main, you can see there are 2 or 3 connections with regulators on top. Regulators are used to regulate pressure and gas mixtures. It seems that this is indeed a death camp, for those on the red and blue list. It can process 26,000 people every 24hrs. The site has since been c

Fema
Ok so I'm watchin CNN...Yea I try not to watch to much news sadly....It's all garbage these days I think...but anyway.... I see on CNN that FEMA (The Federal Emergency Mismanagment Agency) scheduled a news conference...What's so unusual about that right? Things like this happen all the time especially with the devastation that is being caused by the California Wild Fires. Hell when I was out there last month I could see all the smoke and smell it. Well apparently FEMA in their infinite wisdom fakes a news conference about the fires...A FEDERAL AGENCY fakes news....After this fucked up Iraq War, none of us should be surprised really huh? FEMA went above and beyond. Complete with translators and press coverage of their response to the fires out in Cali. The reporters were FEMA employees asking bogus questions. The real reporters were only told about the news conference with like 15 minutes either after it was about to end or after it had begun. The BUSH Admin vowed that th

Female Crap
just when you think you have a hard exterior to protect the inside, something happens to break it down. then what? then you're left to the crap where you care about things that you normally wouldn't. and even more knowing that you're the only one who does. you don't want to, it would make it so much easier, but you don't know how to stop without completely stopping everything. and even then, it wouldn't completely help. at that point, it would harden you even more to the point of being completely cold. sometimes you have to wonder what's better though... being cold and untouched, or warm and tainted. either way it's usually a no win situation. there can be good and bad to both sides. but still you wonder why you allowed yourself to get so deep.

Fema Concentration Camps: Locations And Executive Orders
FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS: Locations and Executive Or Conveniently located in an town near you!!! FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS: Locations and Executive Orders Currently there are over 800 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States and all it would take is a presidential signature on a proclamation and the attorney general's signature on a warrant to which a list of names is attached. Ask yourself if you really want to be on Ashcroft's list. The Rex 84 Program was established on the reasoning that if a "mass exodus" of illegal aliens crossed the Mexican/US border, they would be quickly rounded up and detained in detention centers by FEMA. Rex 84 allowed many military bases to be closed

Female Serial Killer
I am the nightmare demon The deliverer of the dead I am the beast of rage The terror inside your head I am your phantom stalker Your shadow in the night I am your soul reaper The evil you can't fight I am your kidnapper The captor of your dreams I will be your torture The cause of all your screams When I hunt you down Your blood will stain my knife I will drag you into Hell And rip away your life!!

Female Rules
Female Rules 1. PMS is every woman's perogative. It is always a good enough excuse for anything, and take advantage of it whenever possible. 2. Don't be afraid to gossip. It is your responsibility to make sure your friends are well-informed about the latest happenings. 3. You may change your mind whenever you wish. 4. Never give a direct answer when a man asks you a question. 5. It is not wrong to withold sex to get what you want. 6. Always ask a guy "What are you thinking?" after sex. 7. If he doesn't call, take it as the most personal of insults. 8. Never believe "I love you" if it comes before sex. 9. Always wear matching bra and panties for the first few dates, then you can s witch to the comfortable old palin white cotton once you have impressed him with the stylishness of your underwear. 10. ALWAYS say that he is the best you've ever had. 11. Fake orgasms when necessary. 12. Find a "cute giggle". Practice it constantl

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The female always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. If the above rule applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in

A Female Serve
A female serve "... rising gracefully, she moves to the servery, warm blue eyes glistening with the pleasure of serving Him…. golden silks draped over her voluptuous form reach only to the soft, round curves of her bottom and rise a bit with each soft step…. ...moving behind the counter, she goes to the cupboard and selects the finest cut crystal tumbler….holding it up to the light, she smiles with delight at the rainbow of colors reflected in the carved designs…running her fingertips around the top of the glass, she checks carefully for any imperfections that could cause harm to the lips of the One she serves…. ...opening the refrigerator to retrieve the ice, the cold air makes her tremble momentarily and her nipples become hard and taut against the sheer silks…she selects 5 perfect cubes, slips them into the crystal glass and returns to the counter….. ...placing the glass on the counter, she turns and reaches for the bottle of the finest whiskey, her sheer silks rising up to out

Females Vs Males In Obtaining Sex
Ok, i've been single for 3 years, been on a few dates, but have gotten anywhere, really, and the girls that have messed around, never talk to me again, despite them being happy at the time. but it's occurred to me, as it has to everyone else im sure, that it's sooo freaking easy for chicks to get laid. They say they wanna have sex on a date, and it happens. But if i think about or express that i wanna mess around on a date, whether first or second or 200th, than i'm a "creep". Everyone that i've talked to online about going on a date with KNOWS before hand that i am an affectionate person, and that doesnt just mean i want to have sex. i crave physical contact of all sorts, holding hands, giving massages, everything, i just need to have someone in my arms. They've all said that thats ok, but some how, whether we mess around or not, i don't hear from them after the date. in the 3 years i've been single i've had ONE second date. I dont approach people well, "out there", so i dont go ou

Female Sex Bounderies
When you first get together with a girl, it can be hard to figure out how soon is too soon when it comes to certain sexual antics. Introducing kink into a new relationship can cause trouble, so here are some common misdemeanors, including tips on how to stay in the clear while keeping the girl and the kink. Keep in mind that the best way to know if she is comfortable with something is to ask her; people who communicate openly have better sex, more often. It isn’t always that easy, though, and it does help if you can read the nonverbal signs she gives you, of which there will be plenty. Making her submissiveBeing dominated is fantasy material for both sexes, but because the reality of this can often be far less appealing, it’s important to know if she feels comfortable with it. You can normally tell if she’s into it by her general sexual attitude, although this is not the only indicator, and it sometimes doesn’t apply at all. If she is a creative and interested lover, she will probably

Females Taking Applications... Why Fantasize...
Woke up and was wet as hell this morning. As I laid there fantasizing about having my pussy eating. I grabbed my vibrator next to me and start to satisfy myself............... hummmmm any females out there will to fullfill my fantasy......Taking Applications!!!!

Females Only Auction Is Closed
NEW RULES! TO ALL BIDDERS DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO PAY WITHIN 24HOURS OF YOUR BID IN CASE THE PERSON YOU'RE BIDDING ON WISHES TO ACCEPT YOUR BID AND CLOSE THEIR AUCTION EARLY. AND TO CONTESTANTS IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR END AFTER YOU'VE BEEN PAID I WILL STICKY A BULLETIN LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH! Auction will run until March 11 10:00pm central. I am no longer accepting entries you will have to wait for the next females only auction that I host. AUCTION RULES If one of your friends wishes to bid but are blocked from my page you may put their bid up for them with a link to their profile I WILL NOT UNBLOCK ANYONE I tried that once with the male auction and won't go there again. IF you prefer fubucks you must say so at the beginning when you sign up. OTHERWISE Real $ bids will trump fubuck bids. Unless fubucks is 1mil+ then will go according to the female's preference. NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED. I will be promoting this auction he

Female Joke
THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one condition." (There are always conditions!) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

Female Breasts
I always notice a womans eyes in a first meeting. Eyes can tell so much about a person within minutes of meeting them. But my second thing I tend to notice is breasts. I dont stare or make any type of remark but it is like automatic to look at her breasts. I think all sizes are great. I truely believe the female body is the most incredibly beautiful thing on Earth. And Boobs are absolutely awsome. Does anyone else love Boobs like that?

Female Only Auction
Come bid on me. I'm up for Auction. Its all for fun so Let the bidding begin. Show the Hostess some love too... ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Leave me voice comments and sign my guest book please}@ fubar

The Female Form
"I felt that so many artists treated the female form badly, like it was an object that was tied up with their own sexual desires. I wanted to show the female form as filled with grace. I think I was influenced by my father in this. He was a man whose frustration with women is reflected in his paintings. I find them offensive." -Ruth Bernhard

Fema Part I - The Truth And Fema Part Ii - The Camps
The dark, frightening truth and history about the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). Also watch FEMA: Part II - The Camps. The truth about the Federal Emergency Managemen... (more) Added: June 19, 2007 The truth about the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and how they are building concetration camps for Americans.

Fema Concentration Camps:locations And Executive Orders
FEMA Concentration Camps: Locations and Executive Orders Friends of Liberty (undated) 3sep04 [ Below: U.S. Concentration Camps: FEMA and the REX 84 Program - The Awakening News (undated) 3sep04] There over 800 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camps are to be operated by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) should Martial Law need to be implemented in the United States and all it would take is a presidential signature on a proclamation and the attorney general's signature on a warrant to which a list of names is attached. Ask yourself if you really want to be on Ashcroft's list. The Rex 84 Program was established on the reasoning that if a "mass exodus" of illegal aliens crossed the Mexican/US border, they would be quickly rounded up and detained in detention centers by FEMA. Rex 84 allowed many military bases to be closed dow

The Female Poker Face
I don’t have many real talents in this world. I am kind of a jack of all trades, master of none type. But, if there is one thing out there I consider myself to be very good at, it’s the game of poker. Your novice will call poker gambling, but the way I play it. I think poker is a people game, and I’d like to think because I know people quite well, thats why I am good at poker. If there is a skill from poker I can carry over to every day life... It’s that I am a human lie detector. This wasn’t always the case. My ex was a pro. I really think 90% of what she said about herself was bullshit and I bought 85% of it. But I wised up. I will start this blog telling a story about her. My son was just a baby and I was very adamant about her not smoking in the car. After she came home I went into her car to get something and could clearly smell cigarette smoke. She denied it. I dug in my heels and we fought to the point where she was sobbing. I thought, there was no way she would run with it

Female's
Whats up sexy? I was about to send you the sexiest thing you have ever seen in your life....but then the mailman told me i couldnt climb in the mailbox......aint that some shit...lol... Send this to 10 of the sexiest people you know. If you get it back, then that means you really are sexy TAG YOU'RE IT!! SEXY... YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET ; ) (((HuGs))) xoxoxo me ; )* FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!

Female Comebacks
Female comebacks Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed >Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both...You go to yours, and I'll go to mine >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonater >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized >Man: Your body is like a temple >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >man: I would go to the end of the world for you >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the a

Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

The Female Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?' Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything.' The shocked genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.' Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, 'Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you. ' The annoyed genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good

Female Fronted Musical Acts- Sign Up Now For Wr2r 2008 !!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ------------ From: Women's Rights To Rock- Women's Music Festival Date: May 6, 2008 10:12 PM Female Fronted Musical Acts of ALL genres'- Sign Up HERE for 7th Annual -Women's Rights 2 Rock - Women's Music Festival July 11th thru13th, 2008!Held in "The Birthplace of Women's Rights" Seneca Falls, New York @ The People's Park - 3 Days w/ Over 30 Female Fronted Musical Acts for FREE !!!!

Female Testosterone?
As you probably know, I'm a guy. Nothing real earth shattering there. I consider myself an average guy in the real world, polite, nice, moody but level headed most times. Here in the fu-world perhaps I'm above average, judging from the profiles I read while rating. (yes, I read profiles. Amazing huh) I admit, most of the profiles I read are female profiles. Many of them lay down laws of don't ask for this, don't expect that, so on and so forth. I'm not a woman but I understand some lesser developed members of my gender tend to act stupid. Then again, this IS an on-line social interaction web site set up as a "Bar". You really must expect things like that to happen. So, what's this have to do with "female testosterone"? SImple. Men are not the only ones to act stupid on here. I have a lot of favorite cases of Female Testosterone. I've read profiles that insist no one refer to them as "hun" "babe" or things of that nature. Yet, they themselves have NO problem private messaging me c

Female Domination
Female Domination ByJanean Haffner 5-22-2008 I met a man who claims to be a Dom. Somehow we got on the subject and discovered that we were seeking each other. He explained he had a Sub who enjoys dominating women as well. Of course this is one of my fantasies. I began to imagine what it would be like to be with a dominant master and mistress. And got so incredibly turned on, I had to relieve myself. And this is what I got off to last night. I was invited to Master’s house to be initiated into their lifestyles. I went to the house and it was a beautiful 2 story house with a basement. It is a new house decorated modern style. Lots of Italian leather furniture and rich dark colors. Very masculine, but very tame. Master keeps his home immaculate. He has modern art on the walls too. There are three bedrooms upstairs, a large master suite, one bedroom made into a home office, and one a guest room with a queen size bed. He Master suite is decorated very sex lots of candles, dark se

Female Fronted Musical Acts- Sign Up Now For Wr2r 2008 !!!!
Marissa Legott's 7th Annual- WR2R 2008 Women's Music Festival FRIDAY JULY 11th- 4:20pm - Jenny Chamberlain 5:00pm - El Ka Bong 6:00pm - Jana Losey 7:00pm - Deborah Magone Band 8:00pm - NAIAD 9:00pm - Enter Eden 10:00pm - STRPT SATURDAY JULY 12th - 11:00am - Helen Wilson Noon pm - The Nomads 1:00pm - Enough Said 2:00pm - Formaldehyde 3:00pm - Nicola 4:00pm - Silence Bleeds 5:00pm - Somehow Sorry 6:00pm - Martha Hornby Band 7:00pm - Linear Eklipse 8:00pm - Ashley Cox Project 9:00pm - Static Cling 10:00pm - Jane Evil SUNDAY JULY 13th - 11:00am - Addictive Tragedy Noon pm - Teressa Wilcox 1:00pm - Colleen Kattau 2:00pm - Lisa Romano 3:00pm - Tori Sparks 4:00pm - The Callen Sisters 5:00pm - Deep Blue Dream 6:00pm - Frankie and Jewels 7:00pm - Walnut Groove Other Bands on waiting list : Cheetah Whores (Saturday afternoon?) Blue Spark and Flame (Saturday afternoon?) Milking Diamonds (EARLY Sunday?) Opelia Smiles (EARLY Sunday?) Punch Drunk (

Female Vs. Male Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end. And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

Fema Gives Away Katrina Donations???????????????
FEMA GIVES AWAY KATRINA DONATIONS!!!by Katy Reckdahl, The Times-Picayune Wednesday June 11, 2008, 10:03 PMIn March, the Federal Emergency Management Agency gave away $85 million of donated items and household supplies originally intended for Katrina victims. The Louisiana agency that deals with government surplus was offered the goods but turned them down. "Somewhere in this big bureaucracy, links weren't made," said Adam Sharp, spokesman for Sen. Mary Landrieu, whose office is scrambling to track FEMA's discards and possibly reroute them to UNITY of Greater New Orleans, which desperately needs goods for formerly homeless people it has placed in subsidized apartments. "If the supplies just have been moved from one warehouse to another, we hope to get some of them moved back to FEMA so that they can be re-offered to Louisiana and given to UNITY," he said. For about two years, the goods were stored in one of FEMA's main emergency-supply warehouses, a 280,000-square-foot building in Fort

Female Arousals Lol
TEN INDICATIONS OF FEMALE AROUSAL AND SATISFACTION: 1. When the women is sexually attracted to a man, her breathing will change and her lips will become dry. She will flush, and the skin on her chest will redden. 2. When a woman looks deeply into a man's eyes, holds the man tightly with both hands, and opens her mouth, she desires him to enter her. 3. A woman wants more clitoral stimulation when she raises her body toward him. 4. A woman is greatly aroused when she begins moving her body and pulling the man toward her using her feet. 5. When shes moves from sisde to side, she desires deeper thrusts from the man. 6. when she crosses her legs behind her partner's back, she is extemely aroused and desires the thrusting to continue. 7. When she desires to reach orgasm, she will hold the man tightly, trembling and sometimes panting, and her voice will be shaky. 8. When her nipples harden and her nose becomes congested. she wants penetration combined with direct clito

Female Sexual Empowerment
How to Have a Successful Hook-Up Single girls (and married ones!), we were wondering: When was the last time you boasted to your girlfriends about a mind-blowing one-night stand? An unbelievable fling? A hot friends-with-benefits encounter? If it's been a while since you felt that a wild night of casual sex earned you brunch-time bragging rights, you're not alone. For many women, sex of the "I just scored!" variety goes largely uncelebrated, and I'm here to tell you what a crying shame that is. The single gals of today have options galore when it comes to sexual satisfaction, and it's high time you (yes, you!) start enjoying that fact. But first, here are some guidelines for getting your head in the game: Understand That Sex Is Not Love For many people - male and female alike - this is a tough distinction to make. If you're one of those people, casual sex is unlikely to be in the cards for you. It's true that sex can be amazing when it's with someone you love - but is it alwa

Females Grrr
ok yall im a singel dude thats looking for a female that is single has or hasnt had kids it doesnt matter u have to be 25-35 or older im sick of the younger females it all about them and im sick of it i want some who will ask me how my day went and not just theres and wats wrong in there life i know im ranting and raving its gotton to the point where im sick of all the bs shit in life and on fubar wit the females and there head games if u true;u want to know me ask and i will tell im a open book im not hard to get along wit

F'em All
RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention … regardless of your Party Affiliation Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices – 545 human beings out of the 300 million – are directly, legally, morally, and individually respons

Female Geography
Between 18 and 25 A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas Between 26 and 34 A woman is like America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. Between 35 and 44 A woman is like India: Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. Between 45 and 54 A woman is like France: Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. Between 55 and 60 A woman is like Yugoslavia: A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer Between 61 and 65 A woman is like Russia: Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors Between 66 and 70 A woman is like Mongolia: A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. After 70 A woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there...... MALE GEOGRAPHY Between 15 and 90

Female Heart Attacks
NURSE'S HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE I am an ER nurse and this is the best description of this event that I have ever heard. Please read, pay attention, and send it on! FEMALE HEART ATTACKS I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart attacks (Myocardial infarction). Did you know that women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack ... you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we see in the movies. Here is the story of one woman's experience with a heart attack. 'I had a heart attack at about 10 :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might've brought it on. I was sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story my friend had sent me, and actually thinking, 'A-A-h, this is t

Female Comebacks..
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don

Female Heart Bye A Real Nurse
NURSE'S HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE >> >> I am an ER nurse and this is the best description of this event that I >> have ever heard. Please read, pay attention, and send it on! >> Diane K. in AZ >> >> FEMALE HEART ATTACKS >> I was aware that female heart attacks are different, >> but this is the best description I've ever read. >> >> Women and heart attacks (Myocardial infarction). Did >> you know that women rarely have the same dramatic >> symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack .. >> you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold >> sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we >> see in the movies. Here is the story of one woman's >> experience with a heart attack. >> >> 'I had a heart attack at about 10 :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO >> prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might've brought it on.I >> was >> sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with >> my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story >

Females
so im a single guy now. 32 and divorced. why is it so damn hard to meet ladies? i mean im in the bar seen all the time but they are all just players, what the hell? this must be our new population control.

Females
I have recently had a certain group of females attackin my page.. I block them and they send others -- they recently marked a large amount of my pics NSFW.. Could this be a jealousy issue or just stupidity? Either its high school teeny bop drama and is just petty.. So to u (YES IM SAYIN IT) JEALOUS PETTY WANNA BE ME females that think ur COOL by flaggin my photos and then blockin me. Ty for lettin me know that Im the center of your attention enuff that you take time out of your life to tho not rate but flag my photos face it YOU CANT BE UNTAMABLE ----YOU CANT BE ME:) so go get a life ..no beter yet jump off a bridge..and for those that are joinin their little childish clan -- I thank you for the attention now.. and you can also BITE ME, and join them on that leap --the difference between me and you GIRLS is I dont care enuff to be there to wave at you on your way over the ledge. Now carry on in making me FAMOUS YOU LOSER HATERZ--- I disrespect no one and am nic

Fema ... Martial Law ..
WMR has learned from knowledgeable Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) sources that the Bush administration is putting the final touches on a plan that would see martial law declared in the United States with various scenarios anticipated as triggers. The triggers include a continuing economic collapse with massive social unrest, bank closures resulting in violence against financial institutions, and another fraudulent presidential election that would result in rioting in major cities and campuses around the country. In addition, Army Corps of Engineer sources report that the assignment of the 3rd Infantry Division’s 1st Brigade Combat Team (BCT) to the Northern Command’s U.S. Army North is to augment FEMA and federal law enforcement in the imposition of traffic controls, crowd control, curfews, enhanced border and port security, and neighborhood patrols in the event a national emergency being declared. The BCT was assigned to duties in Iraq before being assigned to the North

Female Orgasms........
I thought I would share an article that I came acrozz on a friendz page, that I found rather interesting and so so so so true. There iz ten different orgasmz a lady can feel.Let me share them wit you Here's a breif summary of each one, also are suggestions that can help you with each one. If you'd like to read more on Orgasms , how to have them, give them and keep them coming? I strongly recommend Lou Paget’s Book “The Big O” - it is a great book that debunks myths, explains the physical & mental side of orgasms, the male and female orgasm, how-to suggestions, sex and spirit. 1. Clitoral orgasm – Most common, and for most the strongest orgasm. A clitoral orgasm occurs when the clitoris is stimulated to orgasm; most women need some form of clitoral stimulation to orgasm. The nerve system involved is the pudendal nerve system, which comprised of highly sensitive nerve fibres. The clitoris glans is the only visible part of a woman’s clitoris. The most popular toys for clitoral o

Female Eyes Only
THE RULES (We guys always hear "The Rules" from the female's point of view. Now the tables are turned. Sit down, buckle up, keep all arms and legs inside the cockpit, put your head between your knees because we're going DOWN!) [Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose. Thank you, and enjoy your flight.] 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1) Saturday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1) Don't cut your hair ever. Long hair is always more attractive than cute short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair. 1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1) Crying is blackmail. 1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle

Female Landscape
From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner pleasure, save a small upturning of each corner. Your eyes are tight

Female O.....
Female Orgasm Before You Get Started Some women seem to have an incredibly difficult time reaching orgasm during intercourse; that is if they are able to orgasm at all. The most common reason for this is that they don’t know their own bodies. Society has had this brilliant effect of instilling into our minds from childhood that masturbation is sinful, wrong and dirty. Well, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, but all common sense dictates that this couldn’t be farther from the truth. Thanks to this misconception, many people, especially women, have stopped themselves from learning their bodies, thereby reducing the chances of being able to fully enjoy sex. It is hard for many women to unlearn all that they have been taught, and they often feel that “touching themselves does not bring pleasure”. There is some truth behind that - they are not lying, they do not feel pleasure. However, this is not because there is no pleasure to be felt, just that they have been indirectl

A Females Status...
It has recently Come to my attention that there are about 5 different stages for a woman in a mans life. They are supposedly as Follows: Friend Friend with benefits Girlfriend Woman Wife If any women out there can clarify these differences for me please, Can you be so kind as to do so. I Mean Some Of These are pretty Clear even to a lame but my main concern are the three in the middle. The Reason why I would like to know is because i feel there are certain ways to be with each level/status. The Thing is that I may be mixing up the behaviors with the wrong status of female.

Female Drivers
A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

The Female And The Male
Woman was created from the rib of man~~She was not made from his head to top him~~Nor from his feet to be trampled upon~~~~But from his side to be equal to him~~Under his arm to be procted by him~~And near his heart to be loved by him~~

Female Purity Test
Here's my score for the female purity test Take it (the man's test if ur a dude) What's your score??? http://www.armory.com/tests/female.html You answered "yes" to 81 of 100 questions, making you 19.0% sexually pure (81.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 19.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 27%, based on a comparison of your test results with 477675 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 54.1%.

Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walkedon.The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been screwed?'The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.

Female Feet
you can tell alot from a woman by how they take care of their feet. hat's off to all you women who show pride in taking care of themselves! not to mention, i do have a small foot fetish. 8) love a pretty female, isaid FEMALE, foot. peace out, luv ya.

Fema Videographer Speaks Out
VoltairenetJune 23, 2009As official videographer for the U.S. government, Kurt Sonnenfeld was detailed to Ground Zero on September 11, 2001, where he spent one month filming 29 tapes: “What I saw at certain moments and in certain places … is very disturbing!” He never handed them over to the authorities and has been persecuted ever since. Kurt Sonnenfeld lives in exile in Argentina, where he wrote « El Perseguido » (the persecuted). His recently-published book tells the story of his unending nightmare and drives another nail into the coffin of the government’s account of the 9/11 events. Below is an exclusive interview by Voltairenet.IntroductionKurt Sonnenfeld graduated from the University of Colorado (USA) with studies in International Affairs and Economics, as well as in Literature and Philosophy. He worked for the United States government as official videographer and served as Director of Broadcast Operations for the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEM

Female Ignorance
Why is it when a woman say's "I only do chicks" or "Men are all the same" or my favorite "Men are boring"....etc , that usually after that is said there's yet another demeaning remark after that?It's apparent that there's a lot of unfair onesided remarks that are untrue about the few or the vast majority like myself a man who is in a relationship with a woman and has been for 10+ yrs. Look at the pics of yourselves on my friends list and tell me why a man would look at your pic and not be aroused enough to push the add me button. If the arrogance of some women has pushed them to the point that they don't realize the natural power they have over men of all types, then your just plain ignorant. (Not to be taken in a derrogatory manor) I'm just saying open your eyes and look at yourselves,and consider the men you talk to before you judge us. Dont be offended,Bill

A Females Hair!
I AM A NATURAL BRUNETTE BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IN MY PICTURES SOMETIMES I GO BLONDE! IM ON THE FENCE OF IF IT LOOKS GOOD OR NOT! LET ME KNOW WHICH LOOKS BETTER AND PLEASE BE KIND, NO NEED TO BE RUDE! XOXOXOXOXO AMY

4 Female Personality Disorders Encouraged By Children's Books
I feel that in my 34 years of being a female and friend to other females I am highly qualified to release my scientific research regarding the several different Female disorders that are encourage by children stories. What makes my research scientific? The fact that I fucking say so. Just shut your face and read the damn blog. THE EAT THIS, DRINK THAT SYNDROME The book: Alice in Wonderland. The symptoms: Thinking that taking a pill, or drink, or tying your stomach in a knot, or eating cabbage soup will help you fart your way to thin. We all know the only true way to stay at a healthy weight is to eat a healthy diet and excericise. It takes a lot of work and mindfullness for anybody. Except for that cunt Alice who only had to eat a mushroom or take pill to change her dress size and hardly any of the side effects were reported. Noted case studies: Several of my friends during high school who thought the good people of X-lax had the answer. Dana, age 15, lost control of her bowels while

Female Preditors!!
Hey everyone, we all hear about young girls meeting up with " prince charming" on line only to find out she’s 14, 15, 16 and he’s 35, 36, 37, 40 whatever. As adults our hearts race and our heads spin thinking what would a grown man want with a child.... lets reverse that .... what would a grown WOMAN want with a young BOY??? To what extent will a grown woman go to take that boy away from his family and friends? what lies and misconceptions will she create to get that young boy to turn against his sisters and his own mother? at what cost will the family struggle losing their only son/brother? Sadly this is something I have had to learn the hard way really quickly. Over the last 24 hours I have watched a mothers heart be ripped from her chest, and the lives of 2 young sisters be destroyed by another adult woman, a cold hearted, calculating, manipulative woman. a step father run all over trying to find " his son" and a family shatter in to pieces with no where to turn and no

Female Poem Vs Male Poem
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac withhuge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking. Thisdoesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.The End

Fema Genie
A cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls over to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it up and out pops a genie.... but this is no ordinary genie. She's wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook, and she has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie. 'You know how I work.... You have three wishes.' 'I'm not falling for this.', said the cowboy. 'I'm

Females Need Self Respect!
Females should have more respect for themselves. Just because you get on cam naked for a guy does not mean that they like you, or even think that you are sexy! they are thinking that you are the whore that you really are! there is other ways that you can get the positive kind of attention and you can start with having some class.

The 4 Females That Shape My Everyday Life
Some ask me how it is that every waking moment I get delt a shitty ass hand an some ppl continue to keep wanting or needing things from me even though they know all to well that I don't have much to give let alone be able to support myself. But,I keep trying my best and still no ounce of a break nor peace in sight. So when asked why haven't you given in or gave up? How can you still smile and joke and get up in the day to keep pushing on? Well I have 4 females in my life that have been through hell and back in so many different ways and times through their lives. My grandmother has wisdom that surpasses the greatest of minds, even in the darkest of times she can walk through the thickest of shadows with no pause nor fear as if she created her own guiding light made of her faith, purity, and just plain Grace. That is where I get my faith and smile in the middle of complete chaos. My mother has been throwin in the de

Female Singers
OK Ladies if you where giving the chance to sleep with any female singers (past or present) Who would you choose? Right now my list would be: Christina Aguilera, P!nk, The dark hair sister from Heart (when she was younger) cant think of her name. Stevie Nicks (also when younger) Pat Benatar. Lady Ga Ga, Debbie Harry (Blondie) (also when younger). Thats all I can think of for now If I get enough names Ill try and post a top 10.

Female Drivers..
This morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a WomanIn a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mphWith her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away For a couple seconds...to continue shavingAnd when I looked back she wasHalfway over in my lane,Still working on that makeup.As a man,I don't scare easily.But she scared me so much;I dropped My electric shaverWhich knocked The donut Out of my other hand.In all The confusion of tryingTo straighten out the carUsing my knees against The steering wheel,It knocked My Cell PhoneAway from my earWhich fellInto the coffee Between my legs!Splashed, And burned Big Bob and the Twins, Ruined the phone,Soaked my trousers,And disconnected anImportant call.Stupid women drivers !

Female Experience: Vs Male Experience
A number of exclusive male or female emotions and experiences can never be fully experienced across sexual boundaries. Two examples are illustrated below; ENJOY... Female An implicit, constant physical threat toward women exists from essentially every man. That threat exists because the different physical and psycological natures of man and woman leave most men with the power literally to kill any woman at any time. Even smaller, weaker men could kill most bigger stronger women in a bare-hand fight to the death. So most women are perpetually at the physical mercy of men. Under that threat, women often must silently take the degradation of being bullied or treated as sex objects as their earned qualities are ingnored. No man can fully know that particular degration because he has no way of duplicating the conditions which create that uniquely female stiuation. Even if the man were unjustly treated as a sex object, he would still hav

Female Gamers Have More Sex ...
According to a recent study, women who play online games have more sex than those that don't. Click the link to see the infographic. http://blog.games.com/2011/11/18/women-who-play-games-online-have-more-sex/ Fact: Women who play online games have more sex by Libe Goad, Posted Nov 18th 2011 10:30AM Yes, it's true, says a new survey by Harris Interactive for GameHouse. Women who play online games are not only a little older, a little happier but they're also making whoopie more often than those who don't play games. Hel-lo Mrs. Robinson.

Female Friends
Ya know, I've never had many female friends in my life. I have always had more male friends than anything (yes, just friends), always been considered one of the guys. Which is great, I do dig power tools, getting dirty and beer or booze more than frilly horse shit. But connections made here and other places have made me realize that there are more girls like me out there. I am happy for the female connections I have made that are more than a girl in a pretty dress. CHEERS to the strong women that I love with all that I am! And you know who I mean!!!!

Fem Bomb Fanatic
MYKE BRAGG FEM BOMB FANATIC WOMAN. UNIQUE IN EVERY WAY. THE SOLE EXAMPLE. SOLITARY IN ALL YOUR CHARATERISTICS. THE GODDESS(GOD),MOTHER GOD HAS BEEN DISPLAYED AS EROS THREW OUT TIME. ALL PRAISE TO THE GODDESS! WITH LOVE, MYKE.

Fem-dom
Female Domination Female domination, or femdom, refers to BDSM activities where the dominant partner is female. The female dominant party in female domination related activities is sometimes called a dominatrix. Naturally, female domination activities may draw on all areas of BDSM, but there tends to be an association with radical feminism, whether seriously or fantastically. This can lead to apparent paradoxes, such as the humiliation of men by feminization, though it is readily resolved by seeing this as disclaiming traditional gender associations, and transference of coded images of weakness onto men. Strap-on dildo play plays a significant part in this as well. The inverse of this is of course to glorify the feminine. Erotic Female Domination and Humiliation Similarly, erotic female domination and humiliation can focus on the inadequacy of a male sub's johnson (small penis humiliation), demoting it to a plaything for the dominatrix, over which the male has no real con

Femdom Play Party
Friday 6/8/07 I spent my day on the phone and then trying to take a nap as I didn’t get much sleep the night before. I had intended to die my hair to cover my grey, but I needed the nap more, so I tried, but the phone kept disturbing me. Then when I decided that it was time to start getting ready to go to the FemDom play party at the Citadel, I had to go to the store. When I get home, I put the stuff away, eat, shave, and brushed my teeth and shower. It started at 7pm I didn’t leave here until 9pm. After I got paid and signed in, I walked inside, right past a naked male sub. I said to myself, “Don’t let it bother You” and I was ok. I walked around looking and I spoke to a few people, then about the time I was really getting bored and thinking that I had wasted my time and money, they had what they called a whipping circle. It was more like a whipping line since we didn’t have the room for a circle. The subs lined up in two rows facing each other and the Dommes lined up behind us

Femdom Society?
Would there be any interest in a CT FemDom Society? A forum where We can share info, ideas, scenes, training tips and more? I am wanting to put this together as an educational, resource group. Let Me know what you think.. if you have any ideas or want to join such a group Thank You, Lady Karmic Kisses

Femdom Power
“I’m so glad you’ve come to accept this,” she said as she hooked her thumbs into her pink panties and pulled them slowly down over her big, round buttocks, positioned just a foot or so from where he lay on the bed staring up at her. She paused, with her panties pulled halfway down her ass and looked back over her shoulder at him, where he lay, eyes riveted on her behind, helpless before her sexual power. Slowly, she stretched one leg after the other, moving her buttocks up and down before his eyes. She heard him groan, and then he looked up and their eyes met and she smiled, and they both knew that he was hers to use however she wished. Now she bent over to pull the scrap of pink silk down her legs, showing him where his face was going to be. He closed his eyes. It was far too late for him to say ‘no.’ Straightening up she pulled her long, light brown hair back and tied it in a pony tail. His eyes travelled up the smooth curves of her hip, back and s

Femenouveau
I woke up today remembering... how your lips would kiss me and suck me in you mouth. The memory of your hand caressing my breasts seeks to return again to suck at my blossoming nipples. Warmly you surround me With the contours of your body The pressure is great enough to arouse me sensually and sexually yet pleasantly comfortable As the passion and pleasure flows between us I engage in the memory of licking your thighs, hips, then planting my mouth gently between your manly thighs. Your manhood penetrates My waiting throat; Sucking you gently, softly as an ebb tide nestles the shore. Each placement of my tongue shall fill you with you with desire. The depth of our passion is embellished with our mutual needs We are as one. We nurture the momentum and not Static in our quest or zealous in our destiny. Each chilling moment is exciting, Your warmth has its sensual depths. I suck you sweetly. Again...again nurturing and thrusting you slowly into my wet and waiting mouth Time's vision is a

Feminine V/s Masculine
You Are 73% Feminine, 27% Masculine You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Feminine Mystique
Hate me for all that I stand Blame me for all of your hurt Your words dont effect me anymore It's a cold day in hell, when demons cry Your heart is black, and you are weak Denied by my hands, the feminine mystique You wont ever know What I know You wont ever feel when there's nothing to feel Where do you turn When nothing greets you Emptiness, it's calling you Shame me for all that I am Maim me for all of your pain Your cries, I dont hear anymore It's the darkest day, when angels die Your heart is empty, and you are meek Denied by my words, the feminine mystique You wont ever know What I know You wont ever feel when there's nothing to feel Where do you turn When nothing greets you Emptiness, it's calling you Break me for all that I know Avenge me for all of your tears Your feelings dont mean shit anymore It's the bleakest day, when you open your eyes Your heart of stone, the truth is what you seek Denied by my heart, I remain the feminine m

Feminine Side Or Masculine Side?
You Are 58% Feminine, 42% Masculine You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Feminine Or Masculine Side
You Are 43% Feminine, 57% Masculine You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Feminine View
Feminine view of a loving duet... Oh, so deep inside the throat, Vibrating them crystal notes, Shattering my lips upon yours, Screaming inside wanting you! Sing along with me in united harmony. Oh baby, let sing our loving duet, Holding me close upon our melody. So, let us scream our love together! So with every word we make love, Intertwining with dynamic harmonics, Climaxing upon heavenly organisms! Let us scream out, one more love chorus!

Feminine Ass Dudes On Ct
What kills me is you have these feminine ass dudes on CT either giving you low scores or marking everything as NSFW. Now if you come and check out another guy and rate them a 1,either you're feminine because you took the time think about how the look to you, or you drunk some haterade. If you mark everything as NSFW, you have issues also. Baby Jesus needs to put a stop to these folks.

The Feminization Of America
by Dr. William Pierce I always have been very fond of women -- perhaps too much sometimes. I always have enjoyed their company greatly. I have really worshipped feminine beauty. I have admired and respected women when they have served their purpose in the life of our people, as much as I have admired and respected men who have served their purpose. Having said this I must tell you now that I believe that a great part of the present pathology of our society can be ascribed properly to its feminization over the past century or two, to its loss of its former masculine spirit and masculine character. This came to mind most recently when I saw and heard the reaction to Timothy McVeigh's statement to the court on August 14, at the time he was sentenced to die. What McVeigh said was very relevant, very pertinent. He said that the government teaches its citizens by its example. When the government breaks the law, then its citizens will not respect the law. But the spectators almost

Femicide
Femicide Femicide – murder of women by their batterers – is another phenomenon that should be regarded as a separate category when recording domestic violence. Studies carried out in Australia, Bangladesh, Canada, Kenya, Thailand and the United States of America have documented the incidence of femicide within the domestic sphere.12 In Southern Africa, women’s groups have begun to document the increasing incidence of femicide, and data on this issue are available from Botswana, South Africa, Swaziland, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.13 A comparative analysis of spousal homicide, based on 1991 data, concluded that Russian women are 2.5 times more likely to be murdered by their partners than American women. However, American women are already twice as likely to be killed by their partners than women in Western European countries.14

Feminist Bumper Stickers
I went to a speaker named Jackson Katz who travels the country preaching gender equality and women's rights. He was a piece of shit. Everyone in the audience gave him a standing ovation excerpt for me. I remained seated because I had a huge boner from the girl next to me sucking my dick. Anyway, at the end he handed out bumper stickers, most of which I didn't understand. Here are a few that I remember. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History." That's not much to brag about, considering misbehaved women don't make history either. If you're a woman, making history is pretty much a futile effort. The only woman worthy of making history is Jenna Jameson. Many girls claim that their right to succeed is being impeded by the stereotypes men impose on them. But then comes Jenna, succeeding solely on perpetuating her stereotype. There should be bumper stickers that say, "People who are not Jenna James

Feminists: I Support You Like The Bra You Never Had
Moments ago I started thinking. It was an exciting and new experience; like sky-diving in my head. The catalyst for my outburst of cerebral activity: feminists. Now I have no beef, no guff, and only a mild case of aversion to these boisterous members of society. Surprisingly, most feminists claim to actually be female (sometimes it’s hard to tell). Other feminists include desperate men pretending to care so they can pick up rugged chicks (Who gets to be the ’man’ in the relationship?). I was pondering the silliness exhibited when the words man/men appear in larger word such as ’Human’ and if spoken out-loud, the nearest feminist will inevitably interrupt with a "Or Hu-Woman", in the world’s bitchiest tone of voice. This is so juvenile, so incessantly dumb. It’s an exercise in futility, like exercise. Fortunately for non-mans, we men are super smart. By casting my man-eyes across the words Woman/Women, I noticed Wo-man/Wo-men are merely extensions of man/men. Without a mascu

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Last month, a former colleague invited me to join her Feminist Book Club. I cringed. And then accepted her invitation. Feminism, for the unschooled, is simply the belief that men and women should have equal rights. I've always considered myself a feminist, and most of my friends, both male and female, consider themselves feminists, too. That said, the word Feminist has some, ahem, negative connotations. Bra burning comes to mind. Man-eating. Dick-hating. I could go on, but there's probably no need. Suffice it to say that not all feminists are the same. (Think Andrea Dworkin: crazy cunt who believes that all sex is rape.) Anyway, Feminist Book Club. I was going somewhere with this. The day of the meeting, I went to the market, picked up a variety of fruit, and put together a nice platter, carefully cutting slices of pineapple to resemble juicy little penises. nom nom nom I talked with one of my friends that day, and told him that I was going to Feminist Book

Femimint Hygiene: Vagina Mints
I recently got a press release from the makers of Linger, an "internal feminine flavoring" that promises to keep your vagina in mint condition. Think of it as an Altoid for your lady parts or, as its website explains, "A small, naturally sweetened flavoring, free of artificial dyes, which was created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she is sexually aroused." What...the...?! So where did the idea for this curiously wrong mint come from? Linger's website (a little NSFW) offers up a wondrous, romantic tale about the supposed discoverer of femimint hygiene, an unnamed woman who was seduced in India by a man with skin "the color of caramel." He quelled her fears of tasting bad "down there" with a mysterious, Eastern mint. "When I returned to the States, I brought the tingly sweet tasting mint with me," she writes. I've requested an interview with this mysterious entrepreneur, but have yet to speak with her. However, Linger's PR guy did send me a sample—made in exotic New Jers

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We women are born detectives. In our eyes, all men are suspect and their adventures will end up being discovered – it's just a matter of time. Even if we are not in love with you, hearing "I love you” is a balm to our souls. And if you don't say it, we will notice and become sad. The same thing happens with "you are beautiful”. It takes less than two seconds to say these three magical words, which can change our nightmares into real fairy tales. If we ask what clothes we should wear, don't be annoyed if we put on exactly the opposite of what you chose – that's part of our nature. At a party we are capable of scanning the whole room in less than a minute to find out what interests us. Just watch. We think of sex with the same compulsion as men - or maybe even more so. The only difference is that we don't show it. If we don't accept immediately an invitation to dinner or a first date, don't worry – we just need a few days to lose the extra kil

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Founded in 1865 by its fastidious owner, Zenith Chronomaster_replica Zenith_ Zenith replica watches, as its name connotes, represented the pinnacle of watchmaking perfection. Georges Favre-Jacot and his company was one of only a few watchmakers that manufactured complete watches. Morever, he produced these watches using up-to-date machinery and tools that he built himself. Zenith has garnered more than 1,500 international watchmaking awards and continues to produce wristwatches of distinction.In 2008 ,the ZENITH woman is dreaming of a star-filled sky thanks to the Zenith ChronoMaster Moon Phase Lady E1 Primero with its very feminine and timeless design. The double godron case is smaller (37.5 mm in diameter) and entirely adorned with diamonds whilst the dial wears its shimmering mother-of-pearl coat but keeps the same Roman numeral appliqués and grain d’orge guilloche pattern that made the Zenith Chronomaster_replica Zenith_ Zenith replica watches so successful. To satisfy every des

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well to first say that i love females so much more then a man will........But i have a problem...why do some females NOW begin to become gay or whatever? It knocks the ones who r really into the gay industry but these bi and homo aren't gonna get it.....so wat u think....if bi just stop or if so wat....

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Femme Ambrosial by Me Gently caressing the pedals of you my delicate flower Watching the pedals opening so softly The fragrance of the blossoming silk is mesmerizing As the taste of your nectar so sweet and luring Smelling the powerful sweet odor is overwhelming With you cradled in my hands is where I want you to be

Femme Fatale
Beware the Phantom...Femme Fatale by LateNiteFantasy© As dark clouds surround The victim emerges Listening for the nearest sound His breathing, it alerts her She begins to sniff the ground Beware the Phantom The scent of a married man She moves in for the view To begin the process if she can Preparing a victim anew The takedown of the man Beware the Phantom This is a game She knows too well For her this brings no shame The desires so strong she needs to quell It does not matter his name Beware the Phantom Luring him in with pleasant chat Giving him an endearing nickname Pulling him into her habitat Bringing a lover to watch the game He is the mouse and she is the cat Beware the Phantom She plays him slow at first With gentle softcore chat Each words gentle blow a curse Making her beautiful to look at Pulling him into her world perverse Beware the Phantom Intensity increasing She brings him to the brink The pressure ne

Fenale Come Backs
Female Comebacks Here are some lines women can use to counteract those tacky chat-up lines used by men. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

The Fence - An Analogy Bout Anger
There was a little boy with a bad temper. His wise father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the now older boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wo

The Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just

Fences
Fences may be symbols of personal separation in a negative sense, or protection in a positive one. These meanings are often derived from specifically who the fence is separating us from. If you can discern a feeling about what may happen if the fence were traversed (would it be better or worse), that may tell the role the fence is playing in the dream. Fences can also be a source of boundary. This is true if there is a sense that the fence cannot be traversed. What are the boundaries of your life in relationship to other characters in your dream? Perhaps you want to change those boundaries and move a relationship in a new direction. If you are alone at your fence, perhaps you need to or are protecting yourself from others more or excessively.

The Fence - Analogy About Anger
There was a little boy with a bad temper. His wise father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the now older boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wo

Fender Skirts???
I came across this phrase ..... "FENDER SKIRTS". A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like "curb feelers" And "steering knobs." (AKA) suicide knob Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you. Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental. When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency brake." I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot feed." Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come h

Fender Benders And 26' Xmas Trees!
Hello People :D My day yesterday was quite entertaining, to say the least. I was on my way to the job site and BAM... I get rear ended by a Jetta. Taking a right, yielding, sun in me eyes..I see a car...so, I "stop quickly" and the girl behind me.. well you know...her air bags deployed..crazy smoke from her car...fire dept comes...ambulance comes...she leaves in ambulance...cop comes..makes report...I go to work. Craziness. I arrive at the job site and the guys have the metal frame ready to go...the owner is there asks me if I'm ok and offers to buy me something to drink *grin* (I ♥ my place of employment) we go and get coffee...he helps me think of the positive side of the accident..and off I went to check lights, take pictures and fluff branches (I was spose to climb the metal frame...but they wouldn't let me, cause of the accident *cries*) Anyway, this tree is amazing...I'm glad I was there to help... *never knew exactly how outdoor, 26 footers + were set up, until n

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Feng Shui Horoscope Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **************************************************************************************************** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***************************

Feng Shui Horoscope.
This is a lot of fun. Feng Shui Horoscope. Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth--it's pretty accurate.. Write your answers on a paper. NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat. Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green- Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy perso

Feng Shui Horoscope
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Feng Shui Horoscope
Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see wha t happens! If you are honest, this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat! Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who a

011008 Feng Shui Tip
Ah, 'to sleep, perchance to dream.' I wonder if they had 'holiday let-down' when old Will Shakespeare was extolling the virtue of virtual dreaming. That's right, the daydream is back. Whether you call it virtual dreaming or oriented visualization, you can literally make your dreams come true. Just take a few minutes each day and completely quiet your mind. After all the activities normally associated with the holidays this little exercise might be a welcome addition to your daily routine. Once you are calm and feel quite comfortable, 'see' a scenario or circumstance in your mind that you would like to have happen in your 'real' life. See it all the way through to the end. Then, simply, 'wake up' and get back to the world. With practice and diligence, in short time, you should start to see your dreams come true. And who deserves that more than you? Warm Regards, Ellen Whitehurst

012608 Feng Shui
Reflect on this for a bit: what do you see when you pass any mirror in your house? Is the image something sweet that adds to or enhances the balance and beauty in the room or is the reflection something you would rather not see? If it's the latter either change the position of the mirror or the placement of what it's reflecting and come face to face with an interior action step that will immediately raise the good 'Chi' of your space.

Feng Shui Horoscope
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030408 Feng Shui Tip
Yes, Spring is right around the corner and that means that Summer can't be far behind. It's time to start to shed the sweaters and think about wearing less clothes in the coming weeks and months. If that idea brings a lump to your throat -- one that holds a fun-size Snickers in it -- then it's time to start thinking about shedding some pounds as well. Feng Shui says that eating off a black plate will not only quell your appetite but will cause you to consciously think about everything you're putting in your mouth. Sweet!

Fenian Bastard..i Am ...a Poem Written In Memory Of My Grandfather And All Those Men Who Have Fought And Died In The Name Of Human Rights In Ireland
In the mist and through the winds we hear thier voices call "Never give up the fight".. For our lives we give for all Wheather in the years of Connolly or the year of Bobby Sands Be it the day of Bloody Sunday Brit cowardus did show to all the lands We struggle on and hear their voices we feel them in the winds "Remember US" when Britain leaves our land They called us "Fenian Bastards" Proud to be one I am Copyright 1990 Marcie Phagan Caudell

Fennel & Comice Pear Soup - Sunset Magazine (oct 2006), Pg 26
I absolutely love pears and never thought about mixing it in a soup, but I put grapes and fruit in my chinese cooking, so why not??? "Fennel, also called sweet anise or finocchio, is crunchy and has a lovely anisey flavor. It has three distinct parts: the stalks, the feathery fronds (which can be used as an herb), and the pale green bulbs. Comice pears are large and very sweet and juicy. Together, they make a perfect seasonal first course. Trim base and stalks from 2 fresh fennel bulbs, reserving a few leaves for garnish. Coarsely chop bulbs. In a medium pan, combine chopped fennel, 1 chopped yellow onion, 2 tbsp butter, and 2 tbsp water; cover and cook over medium-high heat until vegetables are limp, 5-7 minutes. Add 2 peeled and coarsely chopped Comice pears and 4 cups chicken broth; cover and simmer until pears are soft, about 5 minutes. Puree the mixture in a blender, in batches if necessary. Return soup to a pan to reheat. If it's too thick, add a little more b

Fennel, Porcini & Chicken Cacciatore
Dried porcini give an earthy, punch to this Italian classic. Although it tastes great hot from the oven, the fennel-and-mushroom combination mellows beautifully overnight. Makes 8 servings ACTIVE TIME: 45 minutes TOTAL TIME: 1 hour 40 minutes EASE OF PREPARATION: Moderate 1/2 ounce dried porcini mushrooms 1 cup boiling water 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 12 boneless, skinless chicken thighs (about 3 pounds), trimmed of fat 2 green Italian frying peppers (Cubanelles) or 1 large green bell pepper, seeded and cut into rings 1 large onion, halved and thinly sliced 1 large fennel bulb (1 pound), trimmed, halved, cored and thinly sliced 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon minced fresh rosemary 2 teaspoons freshly grated orange zest 1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves 3 tablespoons red-wine vinegar 3/4 cup dry white wine 2 tablespoons tomato paste 1 teaspoon salt 1. Preheat oven to 350°F. 2. Place mushrooms in a large bowl, pour boiling water over them and l

Fenrir
The son of the god of mischief and his giantess bride. Fenrir the wolf is a monstrous creature whose hunger is never ending and grows continuously without end. It is his destiny to one day grow so large that he consumes the sun and moon. At this moment the Twilight of the Gods will have arrived and Ragnarok, the final battle, will begin. Fenrir is one of Loki's three children who collectively represent the flaws in all of mankind. His particular exemplified flaws are those of greed, gluttony, and spite. His gluttony causes him to grow ever larger and more destructive to those around him. The gods insist upon binding him in order to try to prevent him causing harm. It is the same in us all. If we do not practice restraint we may feel good about the immediate results but we are only feeding the desire for more. There is no satiation to be found in that realm and we might only harm ourselves and those around us. His greed causes him to be an abrasion to everyone he come

2fer
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2fer
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Ferdinand The Faithful
Once upon a time lived a man and a woman who so long as they were rich had no children, but when they were poor they got a little boy. They could find no godfather for him, so the man said he would just go to another village to see if he could get one there. On his way he met a poor man, who asked him where he was going. He said he was going to see if he could get a godfather, because he was so poor that no one would stand as godfather for him. "Oh," said the poor man, "you are poor, and I am poor. I will be godfather for you, but I am so badly off I can give the child nothing. Go home and tell the midwife that she is to come to the church with the child." When they all got to the church together, the beggar was already there, and he gave the child the name of Ferdinand the Faithful. When he was going out of the church, the beggar said, "Now go home, I can give you nothing, and you likewise ought to give me nothing." But he gave a key to the midwife, and told her when she got home s

Ferdous Khan From Facebook!
Ferdous Khan hey, r u an artist? Me: Yes, I am. I have my art displayed in my gallery. Ferdous Khan: i m also an artist. Im 4m Bangladesh.anyway ur beautiful.i have set an album in ma blog.where ill find ur works?r u single? Me: Sorry, not interested. Ferdous Khan: okay.no problem.i watched ur ugly paintings.actually those provoke very irritating experience to viewers.u should paint something beautiful. Me: Sounds like a typical answer from someone who hasn't the wit to respond intelligently. You need not be so bitter when rejected. But seeing as how you didn't contact me regarding my artwork to begin with, I have no care for your opinion. Thank you though. Oddly my buyers disagree with your point of view. As do I. Ferdous Khan: Listen I know the aesthetics of art.U better explain ur philosophy.most of the buyers are fool.they don't know anything bout art or works of art.i found very graphical elements in ur work.more over ur nt a skilled painter.ur paint

Fergalicious
Fergalicious by Fergie [Will I Am] Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious [Fergie] Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons [Hook] Fergalicious (Fergalicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got) Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) [Verse 2] Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo] Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they know me Comin' to me

Fergie "big Girls Don't Cry"
I can't believe how much can can be comsumed by one song. (check out the video on my profile) Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry Lyrics Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got

Fergie - Big Girls Dont Cry
Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life Its

Fergie-big Girls Don't Cry Lyrics
Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightening out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown (full grown) Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightening out to do [Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal) (Album Version) lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Fergie-big Girls Dont Cry..(.love It.)
Big Girls Don't Cry Lyrics Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to g

Fergie - Pedestal
in my so called "real world" I dont deal with lots of drama especially hate...but on fubar there is lots of both..maybe being 34 years old kind of helps. I stay busy with work, family, friends and the organisation I am part of. But fubar had showed me some hate and drama that made me almost want to leave at one point. At the same time, you meet so many nice people and you have a good time that now looking back, how stupid of me to think to leave, because of some hating ass people...this song goes out to all of them...lol..I am sure there are still some Pedestal - Fergie

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry (personal)
The smell of your skin lingers on me now You're probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself and center, clarity Peace, Serenity I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life It's time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they? And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life It's time to be a big girl now And big girls don't

A 3 Fer ! Lol
Letting go of a tortured past and all the hurt Moving on leaving behind things and dirt Material things that I thought defined All that spoke of who I am refined The person that every one did see These things were not the real me Holding on for far too long pain grew And tainted all we ever knew Till nothing remained of feelings dear No desire to draw past love near No passion, no hatred, no trust All passed away and turned to dust Blowing away in the summer Breese Some how it set my mind at ease Free to move on and begin anew Now free to bid all that was adduce To see that a future can be so bright To know in myself I feel so right Knowing that gods will is for us to be free That have only this moment and let it be All that we could ever find the joy within Let’s not waste the now, time to begin By R. Thomas Dinsmore the process Life is the process we all are in Hard is the road to side step sin To know what is right and follow the heart For a

Ferlin Husky - Teddy Bear
I was on the outskirts of a little southern town Trying to reach my destination before the sun went down The old CB was blarin' away on Channel 1-9 When there came a little boy's voice on the radio line And he said breaker 1-9 is anyone there Come on back truckers and talk to Teddy Bear I keyed the mike and I said you got it Teddy Bear And the little boy's voice came back on the air Appreciate the breaker who we got on that end I told him my handle and then he began Though I'm not supposed to bother you fellows out there Mom says you're busy and for me to stay off the air But you see I get lonely and it helps to talk Cause that's about all I can do I'm crippled and I can't walk I came back and told him to fire up that mike And I'd talk to him as long as he'd liked This was my dad's radio the little boy said But I guess it's mine and mom's now cause my daddy's dead Dad had a wreck about a month ago He was tryin' to get home in a blinding snow Mom has to work now to make ends

The Fern And The Bamboo.....
The Fern and the Bamboo..... One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo". He said. "In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from

The Fern And The Bamboo
The Fern and the Bamboo..... One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo". He said. "In the third year, there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In the fourth year, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. He sai

Ferocious Hunters: The House Cat
Today as I was watering the garden, I walked in the door and in came two flies. Instantly, Thunder was in the hunter mode. Mighty and fearless in the face of those winged creatures he pursued, his little chatter was going. The chatter is the sound a cat makes when they are frustrated by prey they can't reach. Frequently you will hear it as they look out the window at birds singing and flying around, but at that moment Thunder was confronted by the ever-elusive fly, rivaled only by those moths that hang around the light bulb in it's ability to frustrate a cat. It's a millenia old battle, the agile cat meets the more agile fly. Thunder pounced, he chased, he crouched, he lept, the house shook; and still the first fly remained lofty and just out of reach. Thunders lament was tremendous. But then came the second fly swooping just a bit too low, lifting just a split second too late. Thunder swung a deft paw in the air and was rewarded with a dazed fly on the ground. He made quick work of

Ferris Wheel Of Love
loving someone is like a ferris wheel.... no not a roller coaster... a roller coaster goes all over the place.... a ferris wheel... simply goes around in never ending circles.... always going up and down slowly getting better then starting all over before it comes crashing to a hault..... at the top of the wheel looking down...

The Ferrari And The Moped
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right.. But I'll stick with my Moped!" Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and with

Ferret Scales Dream
SO it started off at my dad’s house with me and my brother and one of his friends trying to get into the house cuz it was locked and no one was home. We were making a human ladder and trying to get into this window. I was just about to open it and I saw the this lady inside walk by right in front of me and start walking thru a wall and I freaked out and fell. Just then my dad and step mom came home and I was telling everyone what I saw and so we all decided it would be a good idea to use a Ouija board. So we go into the library and close the door and the curtains and light candles and start playing with the Ouija board and the candles go out and the lady appears floating above us, on fire with crazy medusa snake hair and starts spitting all these fire balls around the room and the house catches on fire but I escape out the window. I don’t know what happened to everyone else cuz I just left after that. I started walking down the freeway, in the middle of one of the lanes. I saw this li

Ferrari Vs Moped (stashes Are Disabled So)
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!' 'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!' Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be gett

The Ferret
The ferret is a member of the weasel family. They are happy playful animals with the curiosity of the raccoon and the gentleness of a kitten. Archaeological and historical sources suggest that ferrets have been domesticated for at least 2,500 years. Historical documents from Greece mention the ferret about 450 BC, and Roman documents mention the use of ferrets to hunt rabbits at about the time of Christ. Adept at tunnel hunting it is believed that the ferret was used by the Egyptians as well as farmers and mariners to control rodent populations in barns and on ships. However, the history of the ferrets domestication is speculative without actual proof giving this little animal an illusive quality. Ferrets are opportunists They will steal anything they can drag away hiding it in a safe place to be used at a later date. Intelligent and crafty this little animal teaches us how to use our ingenuity to create a safe haven for ourselves. They remind us to stock up on necessary

Ferrit
I need to sell my pet ferrit to a good home. Her name is Cleo and she is a little over a year old. I'm asking $200.00 and that includes her cage and bowl. If any one is in Mich and near Grand Rapids, you can call me at 616-477-7614.

Ferret
For the past while my oldest ferret Rikku (6 yrs old) has been sick and rapidly declining in health. Yesterday when I got my check cashed I brought her to the local emergency clinic. Her health was too bad for any real hope for her. So last night I lost her. But I figured I'd post the explanation for my current status of having better weeks.

Ferris Wheels
I have always loved Ferris Wheels. The way you have, that anticipation.The way your hands holds mine just a little bit tighter. the look on your face if the wheel is turned making it spin. Feeling you slide over to me cause your "scared." Your laughter when we got to the top and see everything around us. Then the kiss you get just because you did it with her.Its just a ride at the fair. I Love Ferris Wheels! Original By "Spiritwolf"

Ferrari Watches Are A Association Which Has An Have An Impact On
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Ferret
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Ferrets Rants & Rates Episode #1
"I'm Sorry" Here we have a statement that i have heard multiple times to which i am sick of hearing it. Right now people have a habit of using this statement as apologies, but i have heard it so much that i consider it nothing more then excuses in which to have a person drop their guard. For example: Just about a month ago someone who was having a rough time decided to take out all of their anger and frustration on me. Now this is something i do not tolerate and as a result the person got blocked and deleted. However fubar seemed to mess up and allowed them to contact me again this week. Now i never give second chances when it's something such as this, and i didn't want to talk to this particular person but in the time it took me to go into support and get the problem solved this person had messaged me multiple times trying to tell me how "sorry" they were. I ignored it until the last minute and explained to them i did not like it and didn't appreciate how i was treated and in t

Ferst Nite Back
At last, we're alone. Ever since your return, we've been surrounded. Your friends, my friends, our friends. All day long, I've been looking at you. Relearning the way you look, the way you move. Wanting to have you to myself as soon as possible. Well, now it's possible. We've seen everyone off, and it's bedtime. So now, behind three sets of closed doors, we are alone. We stand by the bed on the cold hardwood floor. I turn off the light and look at you in the cool moon glow streaming through the windows. I've never told you how wonderful you look in your nightclothes, even though you're only wearing a T-shirt and sweats, the same as me. I think you can tell from the look in my eyes how much I love you, how much I've missed having you with me. We move to each other, and my arms wrap around you as yours encircle me. We stand, unmoving, feeling each other's warmth, glorying in having something substantial to hold on to. No more dream-hugs, waking to find my arms clenched tightl

Fertility-the Next Step
Ok so, me and boo have been tryin to conceive for like what seems like forever last time I went to a doctor they said that they would have to put me on meds so that they could get everything with me straight...I think Im finally ready to start the process of horomone therapy and all that good stuff....we have been trying since my miscarriage back in 2001 and I see this is the only way for me to concieve....I've tried to get eric in adoption and hes not into it....he would go along with it just to make me happy but, Im not the type of person to force an issue....Im going to make an appointment with the obgyn and see what he says....I dont really like going to a man because they are not as understanding as a woman but, my insurance only covers vists to him so....and since I can get my meds at a discount I guess I better run with it you know....so, Im asking everyone to pray or whatever you believe for us.....and I will keep yall posted....

Fer Those That Missed Me Bullitin....
we are currently having a arguement with our isp, and as a result are only on dial up which unfortunately doesn't like fubar, so ill only be on ever second day or so just to check messages, i do however have a email account if ya wanna reach me, or if ya wanna chat i have.... email stats_other_half@hotmail.com chat msn - stats_other_half@hotmail.com yahoo - stats_other_half myspace im - stats_other_half icq - 40396849 hope this will be resolved soon... miss yas all heaps... rob

Fertility Spells
Fertility spells or Pregnancy spells are often used by women's who want to start her own family. But due to unknown problems she is not able to conceive and some time they may also be scared at the time of pregnancy thinking about the baby, fertility spell or pregnancy spells should be used for the above reasons so that they may have a safe pregnancy and without any problems or complications. Also fertility spells should be used to prevent Miscarriages. First, you and he should be trying these different medical methods as well. Just because they did not work for he and her, does not mean they won't work for the 2 of you. As for a spell, try filling a leather pouch with 1 of each of these stones: amethyst, clear quartz crystal, chrysoprase and aventurine. Place fresh rosemary under the bed when trying to conceive and wear the pouch around your neck each time you try. This will increase your chances of becoming pregnant. Once pregnant, keep the pouch until after you deliver to easy yo

Fertilize The Grass (lyrics)
This one been in the cooker a while, finally got the lyrics down at and outside of Blues Bar! But my shit ain't written in stone! A cynical Willyism for the fuckin' day; What the fuck is a genre'? Sounds to me like a French word for breasts, i.e., man did did you see the fuckin' genre's on that chick! FERTILIZE THE GRASS By WILLY SENKIWSKY 12/9/07 10 am G Harp, Key of D, Slow Shuffle No matter who you is or was in the past Matters not if ya go for whales catfish or bass When life is done you will fertilize the grass! No way to know about last breath I don't know when I'll draw last breath But remember without life would be no death! Everything alive is going to die And tears can't help or the nicest smile! Makes no difference if they cremate your ass Your dust will still fertilize the grass! Yeah life is a prison term Here we're doing prison terms When finished bodies will be home to worms! This is life as long as it lasts You maybe a drop out or

Fertility
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Fess Up
I was never even a fan The only thing that makes me smile is your pain If I ever had the chance I'd kick out your chair and watch you dance irrelevant, your vanity prevents change. Sodium pentathol still sounds great to me an invitation of the life buried in theology. A mass delusion, there's no conclusion just a hypocrite who'd never cop to it. Your in total control and your still a liar I can't drink from the cup I question your authority you gotta fess up. Your in total control and your faith is tired I can't drink from the cup where is the truth in the trinity you gotta fess up Cop to it you're in total control and your still a liar you're in total control and your fault is tired I can't drink from the cup so just fess up.

Fessing Up
Okay, I am going to boar you all to death here. You always hear me talk about my health so here is a run down of what's going on... (please forgive spelling as I can't spell my way out of a wet paper bag) I am a Type II Diabetic I have high cholestrol (who doesn't?) Fibromyalia A metobolic problem with my muscles that causes knots and spasims Neuropothy nerve deafness buzzing in ears Rosacia Two types of arthritis Osto and Rhum I also suffer from depression and panic attacks. And the docs think I have Lupus that doesn't show on the ANA test. Oh and I have dangerously low blood pressure. Enough?

Fess Parker
LOS ANGELES – Fess Parker, a baby-boomer idol in the 1950s who launched a craze for coonskin caps as television's Davy Crockett, died Thursday of natural causes. He was 85. Family spokeswoman Sao Anash said Parker, who was also TV's Daniel Boone and later a major California winemaker and developer, died at his Santa Ynez Valley home. His death comes on the 84th birthday of his wife of 50 years, Marcella. "She's a wreck," Anash said, adding Parker was coherent and speaking with family just minutes before his death. Funeral arrangements will be announced later. The first installment of "Davy Crockett," with Buddy Ebsen as Crockett's sidekick, debuted in December 1954 as part of the "Disneyland" TV show. The 6-foot, 6-inch Parker was quickly embraced by youngsters as the man in a coonskin cap who stood for the spirit of the American frontier. Boomers gripped by the Crockett craze scooped up Davy lunch boxes, toy Old Betsy rifles, buckskin shirts and trademark fur caps. "The Ball

Festive Cheese Spread
2 packages (8 ounces each) cream cheese, softened 1/4 cup butter, softened 2 tablespoons McCormick® Chives 2 tablespoons McCormick® Parsley Flakes 1 teaspoon McCormick® California Style Garlic Pepper 1/2 teaspoon McCormick® Dill Weed 1/4 teaspoon McCormick® Thyme Leaves 1/2 red bell pepper (about 1/2 cup), chopped 1. Beat together cream cheese and butter until fluffy with an electric mixer. Add remaining ingredients except, red bell pepper; beat well. 2. Place a piece of plastic wrap on a baking sheet. Spoon cheese mixture onto plastic wrap to form a candy cane shape, log or ball. Fold up plastic wrap over cheese to encase. Refrigerate until cheese is firm, about 4 hours or overnight. 3. Unwrap cheese mixture. Place on serving plate. Smooth entire shape with spatula or knife. Decorate with bell pepper. May be covered and refrigerated overnight.

The Festival
Brian Reese hopped on the Boonton train for Hoboken. He had heard that the Cinco De Mayo Festival in Manhattan was exciting and wanted to experience it for himself. The latin music, the food, the women in skimpy J.Lo’ish shorts and tank tops appealed to him. He wasn’t Spanish or Hispanic or the prevailing PR term popular these days – his dark hair and deep set brown eyes spoke of his Middle European decent- but that did not mean he couldn’t enjoy what they had to offer. Brian was meeting a friend of his that was not Latino either but had more experience with the culture than Brian did. And he spoke Spanish. And Brian figured that an interpreter was an interpreter, and a friend was a friend, and that both properties rolled on in could come in handy. It was when Brian received a voicemail message from his friend as he left the station that opened into Lower Manhattan that he heard the news: he would be solo in Manhattan at a festival he knew little about because of a problem about

A Festival Of Lights
Imbolc - February 2 Imbolc is a festival of lights to herald the coming of spring. A popular Imbolc activity is to prepare seed for spring planting. Lay out the altar with your regular altar tools and add these extras: a bowl of earth with a seed of some sort, as many white tapers on the altar as is safe, and seasonal decorations, such as evergreens, sun wheels, or a cup of melted snow. The altar cloth shall blue, and the altar candles shall be green and white. Cast the sacred circle, and invoke the God and the Goddess. Then bring the seed and dish of earth or planting pot to the front of the altar. Hold the seed in your hand, knowing that it is the beginnings of life. Bless it in this manner: In my hands I hold the seed of beginnings, of life, wisdom, and of coming spring. I ask the God and the Goddess to place a blessing on it so that it may prosper in the coming season. Think of something you want. It could be a request of the God and the Goddess, or

Festive Sausage Balls
Sausage balls with dips, made with pork sausage, cheese, biscuit mix, and chopped green onions. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound bulk breakfast sausage * 8 ounces finely shredded Cheddar cheese * 3 cups biscuit baking mix * 1/2 cup finely minced green onion * 1/4 cup finely minced red bell pepper PREPARATION: Combine all ingredients and mix well. This can be done by hand, with a heavy duty mixer, or in a large food processor. Shape into small balls and place on a baking sheet (with sides). Bake at 350° for 12 to 15 minutes, until browned on bottoms.

Festive Pumpkin Pie Dip
Festive Pumpkin Pie Dip Preparation time: 15 minutes Chill time: 8 to 24 hours Yield: 6 cups 2 8-ounce packages (16 ounces) cream cheese, softened 4 cups confectioners' sugar 2 15-ounce cans (30 ounces) pumpkin pie filling 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground ginger 1. Beat the cream cheese and sugar with an electric mixer on medium speed until smooth. 2. Add the pie filling, cinnamon, and ginger and beat well. 3. Cover the mixture and refrigerate it for 8 to 24 hours. 4. Place the dip in a decorative bowl or hollowed out baby pumpkin, and serve with sliced apples or vanilla wafers (gingersnaps are also great). If you who want to go that extra step, roll out a pie crust and cut it into shapes with a small cookie cutter. Bake the cookies and serve alongside the dip. A leaf-shaped cookie cutter is always a nice choice. To garnish, add cinnamon sticks and sprinkle the top of the dip with ground cinnamon or nutmeg.

Festive Pumpkin Dip Recipe
Festive Pumpkin Dip Recipe This creamy and spicy pumpkin dip is perfect for your Halloween or family get together. Festive Pumpkin Dip... Ingredients: - 8 ounces cream cheese - softened - 1/2 cup sour cream - 3/4 cup canned pumpkin - 3 tablespoons taco seasoning mix - 1 dash garlic powder (to keep away the vanpires) - 1/3 cup turkey - smoked and chopped - 3 green onions - chopped - 1/2 red peppers - chopped - 1 tablespoon jalapeño - fresh or jarred, chopped (optional) - 2 1/4 ounces black olives - chopped - 1/4 cup sunflower or pumpkin seeds for garnish (optional) - fresh vegetables or corn chips for dipping Container: small pumpkin (hallowed out) or a serving bowl, large mixing bowl Servings: 24 Serving Description: 3 Tablespoons Prep Time: 21 minutes Cook Time: 0 minutes Directions In a large mixing bowl, beat together the cream cheese, sour cream, canned pumpkin, taco seasoning and garlic po

Fester {dsc}
Fester {DSC} - some prick who obviously cant read/cant be bothered to, then tells me he "doesnt need any more drama in his fubar friends" after i told him to go read at least my part ahout requests before i accept it. PRICK. Go boil your obnoxious head in oil.

Festival (my First Project)
Sometimes, this was all a person could ask of an early fall weekend. The sun was warm on her skin, the sounds of one of the last festivals of the year drowning out the thoughts that had been consuming her for too long. As she sat alone, far from the hustle and bustle of the main tent, she was trying to work up courage and strength that she had convinced herself resided somewhere inside. For too long, she had spent her life being told what to think, how to act, how to feel. This was Marti’s time to shine. She felt liberated after spending a decade in a marriage that she had known before the vows wouldn’t last. She had convinced herself that her husband would change, that he would be more loving after they were man and wife. She quickly realized that was only a dream, but by then she felt trapped. She found the courage to leave and be on her own for the first time in her life. She had traveled a bit, found new hobbies, was working on finding social circles she could be a par

Festering Fvck Up.
I mull over stuff longer than I should. I expect a lot from myself that's why. So when I fuck up, I fester in the fuck up! My good friend, Alex, gave me the above sticky note: It says... I'm stewing in the bigger circle of concern. I SHOULD be in the smaller circle of influence. Don't stew in what I have no control over. I try not to. It's tapped to my monitor as a reminder. Thanks, Alex :) -REL

Fest For Dementia
Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, the

The Festive Season Is Almost Here...
You know it's time to go home when... 1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are. 2. You mistake a police car from a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you. 3. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies loo because you tried twice and ended up on the floor on your bum. And it was wet. 4. You keep dancing into people and you've fallen off the podium twice. 5. You've been flashing your boobs at passers by. 6. Creme De Menthe, Advocaat or Grenadine suddenly seem to be viable drink options. 7. You start crying. 8. You can't stop. 9. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work. 10. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and singing "Relight My Fire" become strangely overwhelming. 11. You've forgotten where you live. 12. You seem to be seeing more of the toilet bowl than the dance floor. 13. You notice that there's vomi

Festivus
'Twas the night before the playoffs, when all through Charm City Ravens fans were stirring and even felt giddy. The jerseys were hung by the chimney with flare, In hopes that Joe Flacco soon would be there. The fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of the playoffs danced in their heads. And when we awoke and January 10th was the date, We just settled down for a winter's tailgate, When out in the end zone there arose such a clatter, The opponent looked over to see what was the matter. In a huddle of players that looked like a flash, The Ravens looked ready for a hard-hitting clash. The season had boiled down to one single game as the players were looking for more than just fame, And what to my wondering eyes looked intense, For it was Ray Lewis…and the Baltimore defense. A terrifying unit, so lively and quick, They'll hit you, they'll haunt you, or even grab the pick. More rapid than wolves these hunters they came,

Festoon
festoon\fe-STOON\verb; 1.To adorn with hanging chains or strands of any material. 2.Dentistry. To reproduce natural gum patterns around the teeth or a denture.noun: 1.A string or chain of flowers, foliage, ribbon, etc., suspended in a curve between two points. 2.A decorative representation of this, as in architectural work or on pottery. 3.A fabric suspended, draped, and bound at intervals to form graceful loops or scalloped folds. 4.Dentistry. The garlandlike area of the gums surrounding the necks of the teeth.

Festivals And Me
I had a weird moment at the Town Hall Adelaide this week. They had a photographic exhibition up and one of the main images was a huge colourful picture of Edinburgh during the festival in August. I realised how much people here in Australia love to go, and are eager to talk to me about it. I am pretty over the festival in Edinburgh and don’t praise it much now. Performers and people alike gasp at my nonchalant attitude to the biggest arts festival in the world. I recently did a Skype interview with a Scottish journalist and basically slated the Edinburgh fringe festival as I have become jaded by the big companies that manage to make so much cash from wee people who put up their hard earned money to make their hopes and dreams come true. I am not taking back any of my well documented comments and everyone else thinks much the same anyway. My point is, I hate that no longer want to go, I hate that I no longer dream of the excitement of that first night. I recall my first Edinbu

"fetal Position"
"Fetal Position" Accentuated by the thought I lie here in my bed Deciphering this plot I'm argued by this Reason The Reason why Im distraught This is my Enemy Cradled like a rock This is my Enemy The reason why I don't Talk This is my fetal position Try to rid these thoughts This is my fetal position Don't you try to comfort Me With your Gentle Touch Dont put your hands on me Flooding me with your disgust now Don't you try to comfort Me with your Gentle Touch Dont put your hands on me Can you hear me now? This is my fetal position Try to rid these thoughts This is my fetal postion (chorus x3) Can you comfort ME?

Fetal Hydrops Diagnosed...
On Tuesday, July 24th, 07....my daughter, who was only seven months pregnant, went into preterm labor. They were able to stop the contractions but said they didn't have the equipment to handle premature births under 36 weeks, so she was taken by ambulance to the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston. After she arrived there, she was given numerous tests and the like only to be told the baby was diagnosed with fetal hydrops, which according to the doctors is almost always fatal to the infant. He was only given a 25% chance that he'd live. To my understanding, he has fluid buildup in and around every vital organ in his tiny body including under the skin.. On Friday, July 27th, 2007 @ 10:59am....she gave birth to her son, ALEX....who weighed 4 lbs. 10 oz....the first minute of his life, they had to perform immediate cpr on him because they couldn't hear a heart beat, but they said that could've been because of the fluid buildup...he was taken straight away to the neonatal

Feta, Cucumber And Spinach Pita Sandwiches
1 cup plain nonfat yogurt 1 garlic clove, minced 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 cup coarsely chopped English hothouse cucumber 1/4 cup chopped drained oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes 2 tablespoons chopped green onion 2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 6-ounce package baby spinach 2/3 cup crumbled feta cheese (about 3 ounces) 4 pita breads, cut crosswise in half Mix yogurt, garlic and cayenne in small bowl. Season with salt and pepper. (Can be made 1 day ahead. Cover; chill.) Mix cucumber, sun-dried tomatoes, green onion, mint, vinegar and oil in large bowl. Stir in spinach and feta cheese. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Let stand while preparing pita bread. Preheat oven to 350F. Wrap pita breads in foil. Place in oven until heated through, about 10 minutes. Fill pita halves with cucumber mixture. Spoon some of yogurt dressing into each pita half. Serve, passing remaining yogurt dressing separately.

Fetching The Sneakers
A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."

The Fetching Angel With The Bruised Ego
The Fetching Angel with the bruised ego Category: Life Hey Mr. Tally Back you fella whack Miss tick big a buck don't give a fuck and you could be the one who goes and fries, just get in line... Ting Ting Ting ....Oh I have lost it, I have a song rolling through this fucked up twisted mind of mine, and the lyrics are those of a madman, Wait no. fuck that Madman is just not the right word. Perhaps I shall choose the words like this...... I need sleep, I need a good nights sleep, just about 8 maybe 9 solid hours straight. this week has been jam packed with sweet tender goodness that even I would find a hard time finding a place to begin... allow me to take a psychotic moments break and start from the beginning..... Sunday September 16th Oh what a Sunday it would be, Mythbusters was kicking around the discovery Channel in a Marathon fit for a king, making my day a freaking great one... Watching Jamey and Adam always come withing an inch of blowing themselves to kingdom

Fetish
Start. I have an oral fixation, not just oral sex perv, like I honestly love to watch people talk. The way their mouths move and lips?.........forget about it, I am done. That could be why I love to kiss. I mean hell, I even like my lips......they aren't Angelina Jolies lips, but they are still pretty hot. This all came to me while watching Prison Break last night and the whole time Michael is talking I am watching his mouth.....dont ask me what he said tho cuz I couldnt tell you. Dammit now I need to make out with someone. End.

Fetish 1???
Okay...I think you all know by now that I am pretty open-minded when it comes to sexuality. As long as it involves only consensual adults and isn't causing harm to anyone, I say to each his own. I don't think about sex it terms of normal vs abnormal, so I have no problem with fetishists. Fetishes are mostly harmless as long as people are using common sense. The only time they can really cause harm is to the fetishist themselves, if they are made to feel shamed for their desires. So if something is, it has been fantasized about. Seriously. So today I want to showcase five of the fetishes out there that fascinate me, in no particular order: Clowns Yes, its true. There are people out there that like to get busy whilst dressed like clowns. Clown porn often has clowns in lingerie, topless clowns, even clowns a la strap-on. This does not help me with my fear of clowns one little bit. Furries These people dress up in theme park type getups modified with e

Fetish 2
So we will start with some psychology and then get dirty...lol The way I understand it, a fetish is an obsessive fascination. We all have fascinations in our everyday lives that are our fetishes. There are fetishes that are non sexual but maybe cultural, or economic, but do I want to talk about those…umm no. Sexual fetishes come in many varieties and intensities. Mostly when we use the word fetish we are speaking sexually, as there is a great deal of fetishism in sex. We talk about men that are ass men, for example, they have a fetish for ass because seeing a nice ass is extremely sexually arousing to them. Many of these fetishes have to do with a particular part of the body like the legs, breasts, or the feet, or objects like women's shoes and particular materials like leather or latex that trigger desire. If you have a normal fetish, say for pantyhose, a woman wearing pantyhose might be a really extreme turn on, but you could still have sex with a woman not wearing pantyhose.

Fetish Pervert
Check out my bio and some new fetish pics posted on http://fetish.pervert.free.fr/ under the "guest" section. Fetish pervert is a free amature site with photos and videos, definetly a must see for fetish fans. Did I mention iit's free? What are you waiting for!

Fetish Vs Kink
Fetish vs. Kink By Midori Ever notice that anything to do with adventurous sex and alternative sexuality gets all lumped together? Fetish, SM, Kink and Leather --- they’re all bundled together as if the people, action and words were totally interchangeable. We expect this sort of simple assumptions from media and Joe-Public. But this phenomenon also happens among those of us in these very subcultures that enjoy these sex styles. You’d think, of all people, we would know better. Many of us use words, phrases and cultural references interchangeably, without consideration for the actual distinctions between them. Because all this is about sex, historically we haven’t talked about the distinctions of words, actions and communities except to pathologize the behavior. So we lack nuanced words and finesse of expression to shed light upon our pleasures. A lot of problems arise when you don’t know how these terms and actions differ. If I met you at a bar and we both agreed we lik

Fetish Consent Worksheet
Fetish Consent Worksheet: This worksheet allows for a more open communication between master and slave. By consenting to the participation in various fetish acts, both individuals can move forward in their sexual adventures with a clear idea of what each one expects. It's a tool to open discussion between partners and a chance for master and slave to create boundaries, limits and to feel more comfortable in their roles. Click here for a more printer friendly version of this worksheet for you to use! Yes No! Maybe Fetish Activities: _____ _____ _____ 24/7 (Total Power Exchange) _____ _____ _____ Age Play _____ _____ _____ Anal Sex (Giving) _____ _____ _____ Anal Sex (Receiving) _____ _____ _____ Arse (Ass) Play _____ _____ _____ Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play) _____ _____ _____ Biting _____ _____ _____ Blindfolds _____ _____ _____ Blood _____ _____ _____ Body Hair _____ _____ _____ Bondage _____ _____ _____ Branding _____ _____ _____ Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc. ___

Fetish Fair
Dave and I went to the fetish fair yesterday and I got fitted for my first custom corset!!! Damn thing is going to cost me 450 bucks but its going to be gorgeous, its hunter green brocade with gold, it will look kinda like this, only in green (this purple one is the one I tried on) while I was being fitted, I heard for the first time in my life...."you need a smaller cup for the bust" ahahahaha I was so excited. I could not believe how good I looked in a "real" corset...I didnt know that kind of shape was possible for me anyway...if i stick with the payment plan I should have it by October heheh it will be in this shape We bought some fun new toys and made some new friends too :) We found a lady that makes dungeon furniture that lives right down the street from Dave's parents ahahahahaha

Fetishes
Ok,so far I have noticed just about everyone I know has flipping fetish.Why?Not sure,but I'm beginning to think that I just attract that type of persoanlity.Or maybe it is just the fact that I too have several fetishes.who knows? The thing is,so far I have learnt that there are many types and many different believes when it comes to fetishes.That they can be something you can't live without or need to get off,cuz you find them impossible to resist.If any of this makes sense to you. My fetishes,are simple and one of them is weird.Belly-buttons I would classify weird.I have a thing for playing with guys belly-buttons,just something that calms me down or helps me to fall asleep.I know I'm strange and proud to admit it. So,do you have a weird fetish or am I alone in this?

Fetishcon 2007
OK darklings... listen up.If you're into fetish and love going to convention then you need to get your arses here in Tampa from August9-12th.Fetishcon is comming and registration is now going on. For more info on this awesome event go to... www.fetishcon.com For those that are going and know this fun time well...contact me.I'm looking for a room to share and I am also booking shoots:P RossBound has already jumped to get our shoot scheduled.. won't you? Keep in touch darklings and looking forward to another kick ass year of fetishcon. Jezebel Tempting

Fetishcon Is Comming(special Update)
Fetishcon is comming!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! Fetishcon is comming again to the Hyatt Regency Hotel in downtown Tampa from August 9th- 12th.Some of the worlds hottest fetish models and awesome fetish vendors will be there.As is tradition for fetishcon they will also have awesome classes and forums.Midori is also reported to be making a special appearance. I will be attending and have already booked shoots with RossBound out of NY and photographer Ivan Boulder.If you're a photographer looking to shoot me get ahold of me soon. Hope to see you all there:) Keep your eyes open for more updates ;) Jezebel Tempting

Fetish Consent Worksheet:
Fetish Consent Worksheet: This worksheet allows for a more open communication between master and slave. By consenting to the participation in various fetish acts, both individuals can move forward in their sexual adventures with a clear idea of what each one expects. It's a tool to open discussion between partners and a chance for master and slave to create boundaries, limits and to feel more comfortable in their roles. Click here for a more printer friendly version of this worksheet for you to use! Yes No! Maybe Fetish Activities: _____ _____ _____ 24/7 (Total Power Exchange) _____ _____ _____ Age Play _____ _____ _____ Anal Sex (Giving) _____ _____ _____ Anal Sex (Receiving) _____ _____ _____ Arse (Ass) Play _____ _____ _____ Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play) _____ _____ _____ Biting _____ _____ _____ Blindfolds _____ _____ _____ Blood _____ _____ _____ Body Hair _____ _____ _____ Bondage _____ _____ _____ Branding _____ _____ _____ Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.

Fetishfoodflirt.
FLIRTING DO YOU REALLY THINK IT IS HORRIBLE TO FLIRT WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTNER? HOW IS IT THAT THIS GENERATION IS SO SEX DRIVEN YET WE ALL STILL CONSIDER CHEATING CHEATING? I MYSELF CONSIDER IT CHEATING WHEN YOU DO THINGS WITHOUT YOUR OTHER HALF KNOWING. I HAVE MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS. AND MY BOYFRIEND IS FINE WITH THAT. REALLY ONE PARTNER IS JUST BORING. INTENSIFYING A REALTIONSHIP ISN'T ALWAYS GOING TO THE LOCAL PORN STORE AND BUYING HANDCUFFS. IT IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT. IT CAN INCLUDE THINGS LIKE FOOD, TOYS, OR EVEN MY FAVORITE OTHER PEOPLE. I LIKE TO EAT BLUEBERRIES OUT OF HIS HANDS. I LIKE TO COVER HER IN HONEY AND POWDERED SUGAR. MY TOES ARE REALLY BUBBLY AND SHE LIKES TO PUT ME IN ANKLE CUFFS. MY FAVORITE TOYS ARE JELLY TOYS... THEY AREN'T TOO FIRM AND STILL HOLD SHAPE WELL..ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE INSIDE OF ME. ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IS FOOTJOBS. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS REALLY A WORKOUT ;) BI TRUTH YES ALOT OF GIRLS SAY THEY ARE BISEXUAL BECA

Fetish Fun Family Members
We have started a new family called "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" in interested in joining please contact me and I will add you to the list. I have very few request if a member. ************************************************ 1. Try to help other members when they need it, like with comment bombs, rates or downraters. 2. Try to watch out for members bulletins 3. Add either "Fetish Fun Family" or "FFF" to your name. Or in your profile where others visiting your site can see it. 4. Have funnnnnnn , and communicate with each other. Share pic ideas and comment on pics we all like to hear comments (good i hope lol). 5. No downrating each other in public, the rest of CT does that to us LOLOL. BUT!!!! Most of all HAVE FUN and get new friends.. Here is a link to some of our members, stop by and visit there site. If interested in joining contact me and I'll get you added to list. Master of One ~Founder of "Fetish Fun Family"@ CherryTAP Slave to One ~ Fetish Fu

Fetish
Since I was about 11 and I was introduced to body modification I have been interested in every aspect of it. I have had many best friends who were into cutting and scarring their body with the many images the human mind could imagine. From hearts, to ex's names, the sky was the limit. My best friend and I used to see how long we could go without cutting. If someone failed at the game, they would get a bitching from the other person. Of course, I was heavily into blood play and the whole cutting experiences. For some reason I thought inserting a sharp object into the skin and making the little blood droplets come out was fascinating. When I was little I used to love getting hurt. I loved the stinging of the cuts and scrapes from falling Being little, I just thought this was a kid thing to do and nothing intense or serious. In elementary school my friends and I used to take our folders made of heavy paper and purposely give ourselves paper cuts. Oh how I loved the stinging and the burnin

Fetish..
I'm discovering that My fetish in particular is a very difficult one to have. It's sometimes a costly one,too if you talk dollars. But,even money can make things possible sometimes, then there are trust issues involved in meeting people in general that goes both ways.Though, I'm always willing to take a risk into the unknown to satisfy my craving,need,my dreaded fetish of mine.. Now let me ask: Just how fucking hard is it to get women to step,stomp,walk all over me and/or allow me foot-worship? Even when I Offer to pay some decent easy cash,It seems as if it would have been easier for me to be a coke&heroine addict. I'm not asking for people to fuck me,or marry me..you'd think there would be women out there who'd wanna fuck up a guy with wicked stomps! It would probably be easier to get fucked on this site than pursuing my particular fetish I've seemingly have been cursed with.Fuck. ]>-/> -NOT getting enough foot-play in life-

Fetish Flea!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! The Fetish Flea is coming!!!!!!!!!!!! Will be at the Cyclorama in Boston Aug 18 from 12-6p!! And then..... The Winter Flea will be held in... wait for it chillin's.... PROVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I'm gonna be there and I just might have some kinky things to peddle while I'm at it!! Some of my purrrrrrrrrrrsonal friends will be there so check them out and have lots o money on hand: www.mikosexoticwear.com www.rapturefloggers.com

Fetish Flea
Okies, Sat 8/18 I'll be in Boston at the Cyclorama for the Fetish Flea! Come and join me in checking out corsets and stillettos and floggers OH MY!!!! Could always use a second opinion on how it looks and how it feels! You know you wanna!!!!!! Miao.

Fetish -that’s The Name Of The Sex In Question
Whip me, beat me, make me bleed Kinky sex is all I need. Not my words, but true for many In some homes It’s bountiful and plenty. Yet some just have urges That they hide deep inside Because of today’s society They have to run and hide Afraid to show the world Just who they are They fantasize and admire Only from afar. Never stepping out To get what they crave All alone at home The hunger hits in waves FETISH That’s the name Of the sex in question It’s a large variety Of just about any suggestion Maybe it’s an outfit Of the infamous school girl Or perhaps you’d like To give the cock ring a whirl Whips, chains, handcuffs And hot wax too One look at these Can make a grown man drool On the bed, up on all fours Or taking it hard, laying on the floor. Ever been pinned against the wall? Helpless, bound, wanting it all. Whatever is your desire this day Grab up your mate and begin to play Throw all your inhibitions out the door You

Fetish...
Panty fetishism is a sexual fetish relating to female underwear. It can involve printed or electronic material depicting exposure of panties, usually of a softcore nature, or direct sight and physical contact with the panties. In order to determine the relative prevalences of different fetishes, scientists obtained a sample of at least 5000 individuals worldwide from 381 Internet discussion groups. The relative prevalences were estimated based on: (a) the number of groups devoted to a particular fetish, (b) the number of individuals participating in the groups and (c) the number of messages exchanged. Within the sample population, 12 percent were turned on by underwear.

Fetish
Well, the question is.. Do you have any fetishes? That special something that gets you turned on more than anything? I mean, is it the smell of leather, the heat from hot wax being poured all over you, is it the feel of confinement of bondage, is it the squirting... or is it costumes.... what is your sexual fetish?

Fetish Fashions Online
Greetings and Healthy Holiday Season To All! I wonder just how many people get that craving for themselves or their partners to get into the more serious fetish styles and gear. I can provide you with several direct to pages of My affiliated Online Store: 1) Fetish Apparel & Footwear: http://www.bdsmtoybox.com/AffiliateWiz/aw.aspx?B=33&A=1002&Task=Click&TargetURL=http%3a%2f%2fwww.bdsmtoybox.com%2findex.asp%3fPageAction%3dVIEWCATS%26Category%3d2 2) Bondage Gear: http://www.bdsmtoybox.com/AffiliateWiz/aw.aspx?B=30&A=1002&Task=Click&TargetURL=http%3a%2f%2fwww.bdsmtoybox.com%2findex.asp%3fPageAction%3dVIEWCATS%26Category%3d3 3) Serious Sexual Toys: http://www.extremerestraints.com/home.html?a=jerryvg2 Happy Shopping! Be Well. Master JerryVG2

Fetishes
Fetishes...! I did my homework on this topic, because I really didn't know too much about it. You hear about them, but never really experienced them.... The origin of fetish: The word fetish originally meant "charm", and it originates from the 15th century Portuguese word feitico, which means false power, object or charm. Fetish (dictionary meaning) Something, such as an object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification. Fetish (Dr.Romello's meaning) person that has a fixation/obsession on a object or body part, that is needed for them to be/get aroused, in order for them to bust a nut... hahahaa hmmm. both meanings aren't that far off.. haha So, exactly what are fetishes? The fellas are more likely to have a fetish, then females, due to higher testosterone (sex-driving) hormone levels. HOLLA..haha Fetishes are developed between the ages of 2 - 10yrs old, This point that the "we" develop so

Fetish List
Here are my answers, would love to see yours! Yes! No! maybe Fetish Activities: _____ __x___ _____ 24/7 (Total Power Exchange) __x___ _____ _____ Age Play ___x__ _____ _____ Anal Sex (Giving) __x___ _____ _____ Anal Sex (Receiving) __x___ _____ _____ Arse (Ass) Play _____ __x___ _____ Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play) __x___ _____ _____ Biting _____ _____ __x___ Blindfolds __x___ _____ _____ Blood _____ __x___ _____ Body Hair _____ _____ __x___ Bondage _____ __x___ _____ Branding _____ _____ __x___ Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc. _____ _____ __x___ Candle Wax _____ __x___ _____ Chains _____ ___x__ _____ Chastity Devices ___x__ _____ _____ Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads _____ ___x__ _____ Cling Film _____ __x___ _____ Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc. _____ _____ __x___ Collar and Lead/Leash _____ _____ ___x__ Confinement/Caging _____ __x___ _____ Coprophilia (Shit Play)/Scat _____ __x___ _____ Cross Dressing __x___ _____ _____ Cupping (

A Fetishy Weekend
a fetishey weekend This past weekend has been wonderful! I met a new sissy that I have taken under consideration and have to say so far I am impressed. She is a bit of a spitfire but I like it that way with her. I was invited by a friend last night to a closed movie set for a local independant movie director. Which was wonderful, lots of naked wemon artfully made up running around, plenty of playtime delights, and of course time to spend with my friends. So my pets I have a new want. A friend of mine does custom corsetry and he has offered to make me a corset for a very reasonable price. So your going to make up me being sick for valentines day by tributing towrds it. The full corset is 250.00 you may tribute by visiting my niteflirt site http://www.niteflirt.com/gothique Or you may email me for my po box to tribute that way.In other news I am still hard at work doing my sissy mp3's I hope to have them up for sale this coming week, but school starts so I have no idea if I

Fetish Talkshow Tonight
My foot fetish talkshow has been moved.. It will be on stickam. com 6pm pst/ 9 pm est.. 3-19-08 password is barefoot. please tell all your foot friends. copy & paste this to all your foot friends please. This show is very special. we will have live demos of.. forced foot worship. punishment humiliation Tickling toe sucking & much much more... I am serious when I say be there.. Please spread the word.. many raw girls will be there. Need more info contact me Millia goddess of barefeet at goddessofbarefeet@yahoo.com Please please spread the word!!!!! copy & paste!!!!! it is on tonight!!!!!!!! I need your help please!!!! I want as many people as I can to be there. repost repost repost!!!!!

Fetish Rules & Job Descriptions
Rules and Job Descriptions You obviously know by now that we are pretty laid back and fun loving, however, I do have a few rules. 1. You must put Fetish in your name. I don't care how, usually with your job title works great. 2. Fetish remains an exclusive lounge, meaning while working for Fetish you are not allowed to work fo rany other lounges. Doing so will get you immediately fired and stripped of your mods. 3. Ejecting, silencing, and banning. I do not use these lightly, and we do not eject or silence for fun. They are tools used to keep the lounge safe. If you feel someone has done something rude or otherwise asshole-ish, you may silence or eject them. ONLY MANAGEMENT IS ALLOWED TO BAN. If you feel someone has done something to deserve to be banned, immediately contact either myself (MinX), NJ Nice Guy, Sinful Seduction, or Twisted Goddess. If we feel it's warranted we will ban for you. We like to maintain a drama-free lounge. 4. COME IN AS OFTEN AS YO

Fetish Staff Rules
Staff Rules 1. NO DRAMA. If something happens go straight to MinX, or one of the Fetish Management. What ever the problem is will be fixed. (You can view the list of management in the pic folders on the Fetish Lounge page.) 2. No one is allowed to ban without first speaking with MinX, or one of the Fetish Management. 3. Activity is a must, such as reposting of FETISH bulletins, going into the lounge, and whatever your specific job is, i.e. promoting, greeting, etc. 4. When you log in, even if it's for just a second, go into the lounge and say hey and see what's going on, make sure everyone's playing nice. If you're gonna be logged in but afk, leave yourself in the lounge and lurk, we want the numbers up in the lounge. 5. All staff must be voted in. Vote ins will be every Wednesday. 6. Inactivity will not be tolerated unless already okay'd by the owners for whatever reasons. 7. Fetish must be added to your name. 8. MinX or the Fetish Lounge must be added

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Fetish & Fantasy Expands It's Venue
I just recently noticed that the Las Vegas Fetish and Fantasy Ball has another new venue opening up this year. Tampa, watch out, here we come! I haven't missed by one ball in almost 10 years of attending it. It's random venues and attempts to have some extended events have always had troubles (Katrina squashed the New Orleans venture) but this time, I am whole heartedly excited about seeing Tampa, Florida get this crazy crowd in a bit more risque fashion than what they bargained for! Las Vegas has definitely placed itself in a the "non-Sin City" category as the restrictions for dress, attire and activities have affected and slowly started to take the Party-Pooper syndrome to a whole new high. It seems though, that Tampa has not felt the flamboyant crowds that dawn anonymity masks and come out to show more skin than most Nip and Tuck doctors would see in a lifetime. I imagine that after this year, they too will start to enhance their decency laws and city statutes just like

Fetishes
Someone was curious about mine. Here you go. Bound to be done in chapters, because I can never remember what they are, all at once. -Biting: I like the feel of flesh between my teeth. Not to draw blood, or anything, just to sort of gnaw on, to feel and taste. -Bondage: Self explanatory, no masochism though. Restraints, ball gag, blind fold. No material asphixiation. That's too dangerous. Being made helpless is essentially what I like about it. It's part of submission. -Choking: Most of you know about this one, and it happened totally on accident. Only by hand; again, using material to restrict oxygen is too dangerous. -Cutting: Along the same principle as being tattoed, which explains why I like it. Light scrapes or shallow cuts to the skin that sting and allow minimal blood flow. I have only engaged in this twice. Each time was by someone I trusted with my life, which is a given, but imperative. My partner has to know exactly what they are doing to let blood. Most pe

Fetishes
Fetish/Medical Terms Acomoclitic - A preference for hairless genitals. Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds. Acrophilia - Being sexual aroused by heights. Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee. Actirasty - Arousal from exposure to the suns rays. Acucullophallia - Circumcision. Adolescentilism - Playing the role of an adolescent. Agalmatophilia - A fetish for statues/mannequins. Agonophilia - Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay. Agoraphilia - Arousal from having sex in public places. Agrexophilia - Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities. Aischrolgia - The expression of obscenities. Albutophilia - Arousal from water. Algolagnia - Both Masochism and Sadism. Algophilia - Enjoyment or arousal from pain. Allopellia - Orgasm from watching others have sex. Allorgasmia - The need to fantasize about a more desirable partner i

Fetish Vocab1
Acrotomophilia The person is sexually aroused by the sight of an amputation usually of a whole arm or leg. Adolescentilism The person is aroused by impersonating both the dress and behavior of an adolescent. Andromimetophilia A woman who is sexually aroused by impersonating a man. They purposefully look like and act like a man. Apotemnophilia This person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the act of having an extremity amputated that is arousing; thus, they have to be awake during the process. Asphyxiophilia This is sexual arousal caused by loss of control over your ability to breathe. Self strangulation or allowing another person to asphyxiate you. Autagonistophilia Unlike exhibitionism where the person intentionally exposes their genitals to an unsuspecting stranger, in this paraphilia the person creates situations in which other people co

Fetish Vocab 2
HUMILIATION Activities which cause the submissive to feel shame, embarrassment, or degradation. Varies widely from person to person. Possibly psychologically explosive.. MASTER A term for a male dominant. Often used as a term of address, such as "Master Tom". It is often considered somewhat rude to address a man by this term without being first given permission to do so. MASTER-slave RELATIONSHIP An ongoing SM relationship in which the slave is submissive to a male dominant. MONDAY MORNING REBOUND SYNDROME Feelings of remorse, disgust, fear, and so forth that sometimes emerge hours or days after a person willingly, and often lustily, takes part in SM play. MUMMIFICATION Immobilizing bondage, usally done by wrapping the submissive in many coils of materials such as plastic wrap, or by placing the submissive in a body bag designed for this purpose. NOVICE A person just beginning to learn about and explore SM. Often treated with special kindness and attention by the more exper

Fetish Auction!!
I am a part of the naughty fetish auction! Place your bids at a chance to own me for a month! Here is what you would be bidding for: -All pics and stash rated during happy hour! -Add to top friends and family for a month (access to all NSFW piics) -Add to my name for a month -SFW salute of owners choice (NSFW for VIP or blast) -Conversation on yahoo with cam (NSFW for VIP or blast) ***For 3+day blast and one month vip i will add - Extra NSFW or SFW salute of winners choice -a photo shoot (to be discussed with winner) - Your midget will be featured on my page for a month Also open for request so take a chance and bid! You know you wanna!CLICK ON THE PIC TO BID!

Fetishcon Related Message
I would like to thank all those that gave me advice and support during Fetishcon.I know I wasn't quite myself this year and for that I do appologize.I'd like to take the time now to explain what was going on. First off I'd been on the go non-stop since mid-July without a real day off.Then the day of the Cabaret de Kinque party I was told that my Grandfather had passed away quite suddenly. After the pre-party I had to get ready for Fetishcon and finalize some of the shoots I was supposed to have.The day Fetishcon started I was told my Mother was to go in for emergency surgery and emergency colonoscopy the very next morning. Not having any real time to deal with the high emotions I was feeling and not wanting to cancel my trip to Fetishcon I chose to try and grin and bare it.That friday morning I got word about my mother and so far she is ok we are still waiting for some test results to come back.Then while shooting all day Friday at Fetcon my husband tells

Fetishist
So this guy right. Goes by the name of Fetishist. I know some of you have heard of him before. Well I just started talking to him last night, and he has a very interesting few fetishes. Go check him out, he's a great guy!

Fetish Auction
Im up for Auction again in the Kinky Fetish auction!! What a better present for xmas then a Bala under your tree :D Here is the link come buy me!! My offerings are Fu- Bucks bids - Your name added to my name *owned by* - Rate all pictues and stash during happy hour - SFW salute - My yahoo screen name - Access to all NSFW pics - 2 tricked out pictues for you done in photoshop - A Drinks once a week Real money bids (vip, blast) i will add - NSFW salute - Photo shoot for my owner - Private webcam viewing - A Thank you bully and blog entry in your honor - Add as top family for a month - Your name added to my display pic *owned by*

Fetishball 2009 @ The Haunt, Ithica Ny - Feb.13th
My friend informed me of a great party that I think you may be interested in. Come check it out if you are interested. FetishBall 2009 @ The Haunt, Ithica NY - Feb.13TH Location: The Haunt, Ithica Ny Hosted By: Bound DJ: Not Yet Anounced (Not Sure.) Start Time: Not Yet Announced (Not sure, may start at 9 and ends when bar closes) Ticket Price: Not Yet Announced (Not sure, may range from $10-$20 per ticket.) More Information To Follow ...

Fetish Quiz, Cut And Dry.
**Alright, Astra ... I used your criteria, and this is what I came up with. Guess I'm a specialist. :P You Scored as Bdsm Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulations Bdsm 93% Anal 84% Tb/dl 73% Boobies/nipples 71% Beastiality 71% Gay/Lesbian 43% foot fetish

Fetish And Freaks??
I am willing to do anything in return for some nice woman to step on my face. I love being crushed and watching my stuff get crushed under your shoes. if you are interested please reply asap ------------------------------------------- i am a lonely, white, married guy,48, looking for a lady that can make me feel `special` again and in turn make her feel `special`. me and my other half have drifted apart over time. need a lady to hold... to touch... to kiss... and to `love`. i am easygoing, caring and a gentlemen. i am real... no games... i am sincere. hope to hear from you. ------------------------------------------- hello all i just want some panties to jerk off with will pay for shipping only so please help me and no professionals panties unless they are free!!! ------------------------------------------- TY Craigslist. You provided me with the break from school work that I needed so desperately.

Fetish
What is a paraphilia? In long form, it's a scenario whose real or fantasized presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification. In short, it's a fetish. There are so many paraphilias in the world, the range is simply astounding. Think of it this way: if it exists, someone probably has a fetish for it. And, unbeknownst to me, the simplest and most common of erotic happinesses are considered fetishes. It's not uncommon for someone to have a fetish that they have to go out of their way to accommodate. But there are some fetishes out there that are so extreme, they are completely illegal and sometimes life-threatening. I've taken the liberty of listing all the fetishes and put them in categories listed by uniqueness and severity. Enjoy! Aww That's Cute Acomoclitic Shaved and completely hairless genitals are a turn-on. Agoraphilia Gettin' it on out in public is hot, hot, hot! Alphmegamia Bring on the older, seasoned men. Altocalciphilia High heels make this per

Fetish
The scratches you left have almost healed.That means it's been too long,Since I’ve felt your nails against my flesh. What is it that hides behind those gorgeous eyes?Is it thoughts of men and women in leather, stretched across their thighs? You can tell me, with a whisper and a smilethat you can make my trip worth while. Although I can't deny I like it when you pryDeep in my dirty mindand perhaps in lost thoughts otherwise left behind. You’re a goddess in my mind, my lover lost in time. A short skirt and strap up boots Long legs wrapped around my waist.Up comes the skirt, perhaps I’ll take me a little tasteScratching and clawing at my back only makes me want more.Welcome back my scratches, isn't it great to be adored

Fetile
UnLiving through all the shit fheelin sad. I'm alright not okay. Left for shit not to say. Everything I always take. Put me down bringin me down. All fheelin shit my life was nothin to be. It's all been a mystery. Fools clown no one's around. I never been one to be down. What do I do? When no one's around. I felt miseducated felt plaugedred hate All my life all my life I was told that I'd never be one to amount to nothin.So tell me why why why why why why my life's felt like a lie. I fheel so used. I never knew what to do I never knew. Alway's felt so crazed inside. All this laughter goin through my mind. Fheelin so blind hopin my life would rewind unlined. Why why why why why why why why?My life felt like a lie lie lie. Fheel like a lielie Lie.All the shit I never thought I take. Never thought I take for fhuck sake. I felt so jaded misused abused couldn't take it.Why why why why? I never knew why do you do? I never knew why do you do? I never knew why do you do? I nev

Fetlife Christmas Give Away!
welcome all! www.fetlife.com is having a Christmas Give Away of kinky/fetish items donated to them from various online stores. anything from corsets, vibrators, floggers, piercing kits, straightjackets.. you name it, its probably on the lis. you make 3 choices and they enter you for one of the three. anybody feel lucky?

Fetsh Party Tonight!!!
HEy LC. To anyone who happens to read this, I am going to a Halloween Fetsh Party tonight. It is not a house party kind of thing. It is being hosted be a store here in Ft. Lauderdale called the Fetish Factory! Goto FetishFactory.com so you can see pics of what might happen there tonight. I have never been to a part like this, so I am a bit nervous especially considering what I am gonna be wearing. I will be wearing Bondage Pants, and nothing else. Thats right boys and girls, i'll be topless. I will try and take pics before I go inside the party(they have banned cameras and camera phones) I will post any I take her for anyone who wants to see them. So I am off to jump in the shower and star getting ready. I'll let ya'll know what happened tomorrow!

Fettuccine With Tofu And Zucchini
Preparation Time: 15 minutes Cooking Time: 25 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients 1 lb. fettuccine or other pasta 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter 2 Tbsps. olive oil 3/4 lb. onionscooked, thinly sliced 4 cloves garlic, minced 3/4 lb. zucchinicooked, cut into 1/2 inch cubes 1 tsp. basil, or 1/3 cup fresh, chopped 1/4 tsp. salt (optional), or to taste 1 lb. firm tofu, cut into 1 inch slices 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese Instructions Cook fettuccine in boiling salted water until al dente. Drain. Return pasta to saucepan. Toss with butter and keep warm. Heat oil in a heavy nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Sauté onions 2-3 minutes, stirring frequently. Add garlic and zucchini and continue to sauté another 4-5 minutes or until zucchini softens. Stir in basil, salt and pepper to taste. Transfer vegetables to a platter and keep warm. Add tofu slices to skillet and sauté 4-5 minutes, stirring gently, or until tofu is just cooked throughout. Combine vegetables, tofu and pasta in

Fettish Club
i was with my friends this last passed weekend and i found myself headed to a club. im not really the club type but since i wasnt driving a decided to go along with it specially since i knew we would have to leave shortly because we were also having a house party... any way it turned out to be a fettish club i guess. women were dressed in dominatrix clothing with just tape across their nipples. the most interesting site i have eva seen. in the upper level was the vip lounge. there was this guy doing things to women and it made them go wild. one of the tools he used was a black glove.. i dunno what else this glove did but when he tapped the women she seemed to orgasm. im not even sure if he touch here. i have soo many question but the next onewont be for weeks and i wont be here bleh maybe some of you kinky people know what that guy was doing

Fettuccine Fredde
6 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 3 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 cup pine nuts 1 cup diced tomatoes 1 lb. fettuccine, cooked and drained 1 cup tuna in olive oil pinch of red hot pepper flakes 1 red pimiento, chopped 4 tablespoons fresh basil, chopped 1-2 tablespoons ripe black olives, sliced or chopped 2 tablespoons fresh parsley, minced 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar sea salt and pepper, to taste slices of fresh red or green bell pepper (to garnish) lettuce leaves, for serving For more flavor, use red garden vine-ripened tomatoes. If these are not available, diced canned tomatoes may be substituted. Don't choose under-ripe orange packaged varieties for this dish. Cook fettuccine according to package directions (al dente) - do not overcook. Toss with a few drops of olive oil or butter to coat and chill in refrigerator for at least 1 hour (or overnight). Warm the olive oil in a skillet over low heat. Add garlic, pine nuts, red pepper flakes and chopped basil and co

Fettuccini With Creamy Tomato Italian Sausage Sauce
2 Tbsp olive oil 3 shallots, chopped 2 large garlic cloves, chopped 1/2 pound sweet Italian sausage, casings removed 1/2 pound spicy or hot Italian sausage, casings removed 1 cup whipping cream 2 14.5-ounce cans diced tomatoes in juice 1 Tbsp dried sage 3/4 pound fettuccine 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 Heat oil in heavy large pot over medium-high heat. Add shallots and garlic and sauté until beginning to soften, about 3 minutes. Add sausages and sauté until no longer pink, breaking up the sausages a bit, about 5 minutes. Add cream; simmer 5 minutes. Add tomatoes with juices. Add sage. Simmer until sauce thickens, stirring occasionally, about 15 minutes. 2 Meanwhile, cook pasta in large pot of boiling salted water until just tender but still firm to bite. Drain pasta, reserving 1/2 cup cooking liquid. 3 Return pasta to same pot; add sauce. Toss over medium heat until sauce coats pasta, adding reserved cooking liquid by 1/4 cupfuls if mixture is dry. Season with s

Fettuccine With Ricotta, Tomatoes And Basi
1 (9-oz.) pkg. refrigerated fettuccine 3 tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 3/4 cup ricotta cheese 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 large tomato, chopped (1 cup) 2 tbsp. coarsely chopped fresh basil leaves Cook and drain fettuccine as directed on package. Return to saucepan. Stir together butter, ricotta cheese and 1/3 cup of the Parmesan cheese. Toss with hot fettuccine. Top pasta with tomato, basil and remaining Parmesan cheese. Makes 2 main courses, or 3 side dishes

Fettuccine With Vegetables
Fettuccine with Vegetables This wonderful combo of pasta and summer vegetables is creamy and satisfying while remaining light and refreshing. It's perfect with a glass of crisp white wine. Credit: Eater's Choice Servings: 2 to 4 Ingredients: * 1 cup sliced carrots * 1 cup sliced zucchini * 1 cup broccoli flowerets * 1 cup green beans, halved * 8 ounces fettuccine * 1 1/3 cups low-fat cottage cheese * 2/3 cup skim milk * 2 teaspoons basil * 1/4 cup chopped parsley Directions: Steam the carrots, zucchini, broccoli and green beans until tender. Put in a serving bowl to cool. Cook the pasta according to the package directions, then drain and set aside to cool. Using a blender or food processor, puree the cottage cheese until smooth. Blend in the skim milk, basil and parsley. Combine the vegetables and pasta. Pour the sauce over the cool vegetables and pasta and mix until they are thoroughly coated. Serve at room temperature.

Fettuccine With Gorgonzola And Broccoli
SERVES: 4 ingredients * 3/4 cup canned low-sodium chicken broth or homemade stock * 1/2 cup dry white wine * 1/2 pound Gorgonzola or other blue cheese, crumbled (about 2 cups) * 2 cups heavy cream * 3 tablespoons butter * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper * 1 pound fettuccine * 1 1/4 pounds broccoli (about 2 stalks), thick stems removed, tops cut into small florets (about 5 cups) * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan, plus more for serving * 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley directions 1. In a medium stainless-steel pot, combine the broth and wine and bring to a boil over moderate heat. Cook until the mixture is reduced to about 2/3 cup, 5 to 10 minutes. 2. Reduce the heat to moderately low and add the Gorgonzola, cream, and butter. Bring to a simmer; cook, stirring, until the cheese melts and the sauce thickens slightly, about 5 minutes. Add the salt and pepper. Remove from the heat. 3. In a large

Fettuccine Alfredo With Asparagus
1. 1 pound asparagus 2. 3/4 pound fettuccine 3. 4 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces 4. 1 cup heavy cream 5. 1 pinch grated nutmeg 6. 3/4 teaspoon salt 7. 1/8 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 8. 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese, plus more for serving Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 696 kcal * Carbohydrates: 69 g * Dietary Fiber: 5 g * Fat: 39 g * Protein: 20 g * Sugars: 7 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Snap the tough ends off the asparagus and discard them. Cut the asparagus spears into 1-inch pieces. In a large pot of boiling, salted water, cook the fettuccine until almost done, about 8 minutes. Add the asparagus; cook until it and the pasta are just done, about 4 minutes longer. 2. Drain the pasta and asparagus. Toss with the butter, cream, nutmeg, sal

Fettuccine Tomato Basil Salad
1 package (9 ounces) BUITONI Refrigerated Fettuccine 1/4 cup (.75 ounce) BUITONI Refrigerated Freshly Shredded Parmesan Cheese 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1 pound fresh tomatoes, chopped 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil or 1 tablespoon dried basil, crushed PREPARE pasta according to package directions. TOSS pasta with cheese, oil and vinegar. Add tomatoes and basil. Season with salt and ground black pepper. Serving Size: 4

Fettucini Romano Ala Fratelli
1 Tablespoon Olive oil 3 Cloves garlic, crushed 1/2 Cup White wine 3/4 Cup Half−and−half 1 Cup Romano cheese, grated 1 pound dry spinach fettucini, Cooked Chopped parsley for garnish Add the olive oil to a hot 10" pan. Add the garlic, and saute over high heat for about 1 minute. Add the wine and simmer for about 2 minutes. Add the half−and−half, and allow the sauce to come back to the simmer. Add the Romano cheese, and stir until smooth, about 2 minutes. To serve: Add the pasta to the pan and toss until coated. Portion onto two plates, and garnish with some chopped parsley.