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Child Killer
Please to all my friends come by and read the bulletin that I reposted we need to get SICKO"S like this off our streets please ropost it many times.Thank you so much http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3369822941

A Child
A child is born delicate and small. Fragile and helpless in a cold cruel world. A mind so pure and unstained by hate and greed. A heart untouched, undiscovered by those who only care for themselves. Tiny hands have yet to feel the soft fur on a kitten or a delicate rose petal. Eyes of blue that could outmatch the beauty of the sky have never seen violence. They have not yet known they joy in a mothers smile, the sadness in a friends tear, or the warmth of a lovers face. Our future, our continuance, our new beginning. Cherish it always.

Child Abuse
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her legs A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die

Chilaquiles (tortilla Casserole)
Chilaquiles (Tortilla Casserole) A delicious casserole with a Mexican flavor. Serving: 4 Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time: 40 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 sliced medium white onion 1 tbsp vegetable oil 2 medium zucchini or other summer squash, cut into small dice, 10 ounces total (see note below) 2 cups salsa 2 cups chicken or vegetable broth, plus a little extra if necessary 1/2 tsp salt, plus a little more if necessary, depending on saltiness of broth 4 cups spinach leaves, stemmed and well-rinsed, about 5 ounces 8 to 12 ounces tortilla chips, depending on the type (see note below) 1/2 cup finely grated Mexican añejo cheese, or Parmesan or Romano DIRECTIONS: 1. In a large Dutch oven or flameproof casserole, cook the onion in the oil over medium-high heat until it begins to soften, about 5 minutes. Add the zucchini and cook, stirring frequently, until it begins to brown, about 3 minutes longer. 2. Add the salsa, 2 cups broth, salt and spin

Child Abuse By The Government
Steven Greenhut Lew Rockwell February 20, 2008 What kind of society rips a 17-year-old autistic boy from his loving home and places him in a state-run mental institution, where he is given heavy doses of drugs, kept physically restrained, kept away from his family, deprived of books and other mental stimulation and is left alone to rot? Certainly not a free or humane one. Yet that’s exactly what has happened to Nate Tseglin, after a teacher called Child Protective Services, the county agency charged with protecting children from many forms of abuse and given power to remove children from their family homes in certain circumstances. The teacher reported seeing self-inflicted scratches on Nate’s body and complained about the doctor-approved arm restraints his parents used to keep Nate from hurting himself. Nate remains in Fairview Developmental Center (formerly Fairview State Hospital) in Costa Mesa, labeled a danger to himself and others, while his parents fight a lonely batt

A Child's Last Request
A child's last request In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son' s hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?' Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up. ' Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.' Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix . She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ri

A Childs Dream
Shadows in the fire Pigments of light by a flower Joyful laughter tinkling in my ear Whispers of magic that’s all that I can hear. In the corner of my right eye I see a joyful sprite In the corner of my left eye a fairies laughing in delight. Walking through the woods With my little friends all around I hear a lyrical voice I look to the ground. To my surprise To my delight A leprechaun was right in my sight. Frolicking with his pot of gold I’ll tell you now it was a sight to behold. Going to a stream To get a sip of water I knelt by a mother unicorn Watching her daughter. Running through the fields Neighing in innocent joy. I smile and look to my left I see a mermaid and mer-boy. Friends of the past I call them by their names The call me into the water To wade and play games. Diving and swimming ‘till dusk arrives It’s regretfully time to go home Time to say goodbye. Waving bye to the mer-people Unicorns Leprechauns Fairies And sprites. Walkin

Children See And Hear All
Have you ever watched children As they play Have you ever listened To the things they had to say Do you know That they listen to you Even when you think they don’t Even though they are little They know what is going on And when you see the playing They are mocking you What you see them doing They have leaned From you When you see them, with their toys Telling them They are bad That is something, they have heard From their mom and dad When you see them, strike a toy And call it awful names They did not learn that alone they have felt and heard the same Have you seen them, playing house And heard them say Sorry kids But daddy and mommy, can’t get along So daddy Is going away Those are words They have heard you say When their daddy too Had upped and walked Away Have you listened, to them speaking To their make believe, friends And the things you've heard them

Children Don't Wake Up To Smoke Detectors!!!!
I was sent an email today that was so alarming I wanted to make sure everyone else see's this too. That our children more than likely will not wake up to the beeping sound of a conventional smoke detector. It's important to test your kids while they are sleeping to see if they will indeed wake up. A new product they say is coming on the market for those whose kids don't wake up to the beeping sound is actually on the market now. I'm going to test my kids asap. Here is the investigation video for you to check out. Here is the website given about the new smoke alarms http://www.kidsmartcorp.com/ Please let everyone know about this!

A Child Amongst Us
Over the past 2 weeks, I've had a child, a vile, filthy, crack head, meth head, parasite harassing me, creating fake profiles with my screen name, the screen name masterchief, and a few others, and then going around lying, and leaving comments on may page calling me some pretty disgusting names. Now normally this doesn't bother me in the least. I just block them as soon as I catch them, delete the comments, and forget it. However, the past couple of days he has decided to go after a couple of my family members. I have found out, from very reliable sources, that this is how he operates. he'll now be nice to these family members, try to convince them how much I lie and how he's their real friend. Fortunately for me, the people on my family list are a whole lot smarter then he ever gives credit. One has blocked him already, the other needed the points of a friend request for leveling but will block his ass at the first mention of my name. And I believe the rest will do the same. How di

Children On Fubar
I just want to make this clear so there are no future misunderstandings. I like to look at people's pics, I feel that's how I get to know many of my friends. Some of the pics may include children. Now, my children are here on fubar because they are above the age of 18. In fact, if they were under 18, they would not be here, or flagged "private". I do not feel under-the-age of 18 yr. olds belong on fubar PERIOD. If you choose to post them, and I mention them or notice them or whatever, don't start thinking and making me feel like some predator. I'm not that way. If you have a problem with me, you'll have one with everyone, so don't even put your kids on here.

The Child
When I first plucked her fresh beautiful not a flaw smelt like beauty never beheld again as time went on I tasted the sting of thorns but continued to lick my wounds and moved on I was smitten with a memory as I am even to this day yet she bled me past her poisioning and I became the child of her decay JSDEUEL Copyright 2008

Childhood
1. How old were you in 1980? I HAD TURNED 1 IN MARCH. 2. How old were you in 1989? 10 3. Were you a Toys R' Us kid? NOT REALLY, JUST FOR SOME TOYS. 4. Did you watch Transformers? HELL YEAH I DID. 5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen? YES I DID. 6. Did you own a Lite Bright? OH YEAH, I LOVED THOSE. 7. Who is your Favorite Golden Girl? SOPHIA, AND I STILL WATCH THAT SHOW ON LIFETIME, HAHAHA. 8. When someone says " Who you gonna call? " You think... GHOSTBUSTERS. 9. What was your favorite toy? MY PLAY KITCHEN. 10. Did you have a Pogo Ball? I THINK SO. 11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block? OH YEAH 12. Which New Kid was your favorite? JORDAN OF COURSE. 13. Did you play M.A.S.H? YES AND IF I DIDN'T LIKE THE ANSWER I WOULD DO IT AGAIN! 14. Did you watch The Care Bears? YES! 15. Did you have Jelly bracelets? HELL YEAH I DID!!!! 16. Did you have a charm necklace and/or bracelet? YEAH! 17. Did you own a glo-worm? YUP! 18. Did you ever o

A Child Need A Love
With your strong degree of confidence, it’s no surprise that you get along well with most people. Indeed, it’s self-confidence that allows people to feel comfortable interacting with others without feeling insecure and vulnerable. For this reason, you shouldn’t have much difficulty in romance, at least not initially. Your social skills will likely help relieve any anxiety your romantic partners might have on those first few dates. However, over time, the high standards that you have for yourself could potentially frustrate your partner. Given how much you value family life, you probably get along best with people who share your values and beliefs. In fact, it’s likely that you maintain close connections with members of your immediate and distant family. For this reason, you would probably be most satisfied in a romantic relationship with someone who also values domestic life. Being in a relationship with someone who enjoys going out to parties and staying-up late at night might be

::child Stars::
So I'm kicking back and watching VH1 [[as I usually do on my days off and I need some guilty pleasure time, LOL]]. So first off, I see a commercial for a new show called "Child Stars" where basically mothers are pushing thier kids to be famous and will use them for thier personal gain. And then, I was watching a documentary on Britney Spear's childhood and how her parents pushed her into the spotlight, even to the point of telling her to break up with her highschool sweetheart because her being single would sell more records when she got big. I really want to kick these parents in the ass and its pretty fucking sad when parents have to be so consumed by greed and selfishness that they have to use thier kids for financial gain. The moms of these stars especially should do us all a favor and get thier tubes tied. I just can't imagine what these kids are going through because I know if I pranced around tv in a sexy catholic schoolgirl outfit and shook my ass in front of thousands, I w

Children Having Sex
There was a fabulous time in history when fifteen year old girls still wore bows in their hair and played with dolls. Hell, there was a time when even seventeen behaved as such. Children actually ry is losing their virginity between the ages of twelve and fourteen? In my opinion, this is simply tragic. I have seen so many threads posted in this cult and others by young girls wherein they are discuremained children. Today, though, girls as young as seven are sporting halter tops, mini skirts, high heels, make-up, and dyed hair. The real travesty, of course, is that it is the parents that are buying the clothing and helping them doll themselves up like this. Then the same parents wonder why, a few years later, they are finding condoms and naked boys in their fourteen year old's bedroom. I mean, are you aware that the average youth in this country is losing his/her virginity between age twelve and fourteen? In my opinion, this is simply tragic. I have seen far too many threads post

Children Today Are Well Aware Of What Goes On In The Home I Do Believe....
Q - A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" A - Her mother told her, "God sent you." Q - "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. A - "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. Q - "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. A - "He sent them also" the mother said. Q - "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. A - "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So what you're telling me is, that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

Childrens Answers
If you need a laugh, then read these Children's Science Exam answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Children Or Adults
Why is it that there are so many people on Fubar that feel it is okay to bash others, make nasty comments, and make people feel bad and call others children, when in reality they are the children. Children are the ones that make fun of each other and pick on each other. Adults are the ones that are suppose to be the role models and teach children what is right and wrong. Is it me or do others see the same thing. Just because you are 18 years old that does not make you an adult. I feel people need to stop and think before they really hurt somebody by their words. You never know who you are making fun of and what that persons situation is. Stop and think would you want someone doing that to you and dont say i dont care because everybody does care. Please comment and let me know if others feel the same as I do .

Childhood And Unfullfilled Aspirations.
I've been inspired to tell a bit of a story. We're going to chat a bit about my childhood. Yes, even I was a child once. Hard to believe...but true. My parents met shortly after my father's return from Vietnam. At the time, they were both dating other people and would double date as friends. When those relationships ended, they shared a brief romance. But they were an unlikely pair. My father was a staunch military man. Raised on a North Carolina farm in a devoutly religious family, he had gained a fairly strict moral compass, but growing up in a family of 9 children who were mainly used as farmhands and then escaping into the army directly out of high school also made him cold and hard. Emotions were a bit of a gray area for him. He didn't quite know how to express them. He'd been married once, before shipping out to Vietnam, and had a daughter that he wasn't allowed to see. I've never met my sister. And he rarely spoke of her. My mother was more of a free thinker. She had

Child Abuse Awareness Month!
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Child Abuse
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my Mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard

Children Of Bodom(one Day Will Cry)
One Day Will Cry To the fucker who let me have a life in the dark, Till the day my life ran out Well a day in the dark, a bloody lust of wind, wanna know what it's about? It's not like your gonna need me or I'm gonna miss you when the worlds so cold out there So dumb, what the fuck am I doing here? All I need to know I'm sorry and ill let you go by the reign you built for me Still a god but, don't wanna even know what's waiting for me I'll be waiting here for always Wanna go? Yeah, hang that rope Every thought breaks down in my head Best to run, blinded soul Bring me back on my feet and let me go I'm fine alone In this shell of life you left me hanging dry With a smile on my face I'll watch you cry Forms of my dream Down you'll be grime I'll be waiting here for always Wanna go? Yeah, hang that rope Every thought breaks down in my head Best to run, blinded soul Bring me back on my feet and let me go I'm fine alone In this shell of life you left me han

Children's Bill Of Rights
My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos f rom head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illeg

Chills....
They made a promise just to be friends. Each day they saw each other the fire that once was would intensify. She left his home one day to run a friend to the store then back home. He grabbed her hair, pulled her back, put his hand in her jeans, circling her clit. He said to her, "Come straight here when your done." Then he released her. Her spine tingled, her pussy twitched and her mind ran thoughts of their past. Her mind confused with no composure only told him, "OK." She went to her car, pussy wet, wondering why she just said, "OK." and where did this come from? What started him to do this? He called her, asking her where she was. She told him. He had a change of plans. She was to go home and dress "hookered up" in his favorite outfit of hers. She went home, searched fast and quickly. She couldnt find it. In fear she may disappoint him, she wore his and hers favorite color dress. She wore her rhinestone thong just for him. She wore her classy, sexy shoes. She looked

A Child's Agony
Things yelled; Words cut deep; The pain felt; Bruised cheek. Slap in the face; Handful of hair; Watch what you say! It's all so unfair. Black eyes; A fat lip; Painful cries; Say you tripped. Living in hell; Such misery; Afraid to tell- A child's agony. Copyright 2006 Missy Harrell

Chili
I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to shit yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it the next day both of your a$$ cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanera peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits. Upon entering the store at f

A Child
A Child The smile, laughter and innocence in the eyes of a child is truly the most precious gift on earth. When looking at a child in slumber can you truly say that you have never seen serenity and peace. A child brings into the world hope. It makes the world a better place howbeit it for a short time. Their innocence and undying love for people is Godlike. So anytime you think God has died or no longer exists look into the eyes of a child and then tell me there is no God. Joanne Anderson © April 18, 2008

Child Within
The Child Within, Where has she been? Living with memories of darkness and sin! Cannot embrace that child within. The shame it has no end! Don’t show your face, Stay inside and pray. The corner is yours dark and gray! Silence your heart Don’t you cry What good would it do? Don’t even try! Can’t let her out! People will see, The scared little girl inside of me! She wants to be loved! She needs to feel safe! Embrace her today along with her sorrow, She wants to come out And play tomorrow!

Children Told To Sit Down And Shut The F*ck Up For 18 Years
CHILDREN should just shut it and do as they are told for once in their fucking lives, according to the results of a major academic study. Researchers at Glasgow Clyde University found that instead of being treated like equals and asked for their opinion on a wide range of issues, children should button their fucking lips and remember who pays the sodding bills round here. Professor Henry Brubaker said: "There has been a move in recent years to include children in decision making and respect their opinions. Why? They're idiots. "Even doctors are now being told to take children seriously. So when some moronic little turd comes in with a 50p piece rammed up his nose, the GP is supposed to chat to him about interest rates? Give me a fucking break. "We studied 50 children over a two-week period and concluded that rather than indulging these ghastly, violent, cheeky little shits, perhaps we should concentrate on feeding them three times a day and making sure they do outlandis

Childhood Fantasies
Frightening aspects of reality Asphalt fantasies Veiled childhood memories Seeking to find that forgotten song Bleeding from memories long gone Feeding often on bile and bone And still In the chill Longing Conscious and yet still dreaming Hampered by the knowing Fear and loathing Forced to be your special friend Cursed for not being like other children Dammed for participating in your special sin And still I feel ill Wanting Forced to discern pleasure from pain Cursed with knowledge Perched on the precipice with the insane Unwillingly yearning to participate in your sin @Aug,1999

Child Birth Whew
ok while sitting at work this silly heffa decides to watch the discovery channel an a show about child birth is on....an being a nurse I've seen an experienced the child birth process an its lovely an beautiful when somebody else is laboring. now mind you being 18 wks pregnant after not having had another child after 22 yrs you kinda forget what childbirth can be like. babyyyy (whew) those women were screaming an things were stretching an I was about to pass the fuck out on the job. I really gotta say a girl is nerved up an I put this on my life Mrkeepitreal betta get ready cause I AINT GONNA SQUEEZE THIS HEFFA OUT BY MYSELF !!! Hunnney and if he faints in the delivery room I swear I will get off the delivery table an slap him awake !!! IM NERVOUSSSSS !!!

Children Are Our Future
Alright ya'll...Most of you who read this have children..Let your children know you love them..teach them wrong from right...be there to guide them...be sure to praise them daily..build them up. Discipline them but DO NOT BEAT that child... There are many forms of discipline..just don't go overboard with it... I would love to get ahold to someone who abuses ANY child and teach them a lesson on what a beating is all about. Stand up for these kids ya'll..because you just might be the one to save an abused child. If you see a child being abused and say nothing..you are just as guilty as the perpetrator and that warrants an ass kicking on your part..

Children
Children r not the fault of any one, they r just merely a gift from god. Children should be treated as such, they should be loved, cared for,held when there sick or when they r scared of monsters under there bed or in there closet. Children should be told every day that mom and or dad love them no matter what. mom and dad r the ones who love there children more then any one in the world. Well im mom and dad. i do both jobs, i do a moms job and i do a dads job. fathers or the significant other think that because they leave the home or its not there blood that they shouldn't have to take care of them. For what ever reason they have its not good enough. No child should ever have to go with out because the father don't like the mother or the significant other does not want to step up to the plate or just because he don't have any children of his own. Some men think that some the moms r just crazy, all that really means is that, i the mom have two jobs.Im on call 24/7, its a never en

Child Support
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way... Who yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize and ..3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotecte

The Chili Contest
Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a Parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they

A Children's Guide To Foreign Policy
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey. Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them. Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections. Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2008 election. Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction? A: To use them in a war, silly. Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them? A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves. Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why woul

Child Abuse - & She Was Only 13!
She was only 13 Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend Was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents Unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of crap!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl

Children
Return A Heart Give this heart to anyone you don't want to lose in '08 including me if. Try to collect 12, it's not easy! ; 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.' A sharp tongue can cut my own throat. If I want my dreams to come true, I mustn't oversleep. Of all the things I wear, my expression is the most important. The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts.< B> The heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge. One thing I can give and still keep...is my word. I lie the loudest when I lie to myself. If I lack the courage to start, I have already finished. One thing I can't recycle is wasted time. Ideas won't work unless ' I ' do. My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice. The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too

Chili Recipi
I was finally able to get ahold all the fresh ingredients and cooked some chili. Total cook time was about 6.5hrs All ingredients, 1/4 or 1/2 habenero (depending on kick desired) 3 red chilis 1 green chili a pinch of fresh cilantro 1 tsp of crush garlic worchestershire sauce 1.5lbs of ground beef (prefer ground chuck) 6 large tomatoes 1 small white sweet onion salt & pepper 1) dice up the tomatoes or puree them and stick them in a post on the side to start cooking - make sure to add some of the garlic and 1/2 of the red chili while simmering. Fresh tomatoes take a while to cook so start this first. 2) Dice up all your peppers and small onion. 3) Start browing the ground chuck and put a little garlic, and some diced up peppers and onions while browning to cook into the flavor. Drain greese when done. 4) Add ground chuck to the tomatoes after they've been cooking for about 2.5-3hrs. Mix in the remaining peppers and onions diced up and thrown in the cilantro and m

A Childs Wish
How do you Live everyday Knowing what You have done How do you Live everyday Knowing what You did to her How do you Live everyday Knowing what You did to them How do you Go on Being who you are How do you Go on Knowing the Pain you caused How do you Live everyday Like nothing happened Are you not Aware Of how much it hurt Are you not Aware Of how many nights You made her cry herself to sleep Are you not Aware How long She lived in fear Do you even realize That you not only Raped and beat her But you stole a piece of her Everytime You did those things You took her dignity How do you Live everyday Knowing That you are A RAPIST and A WOMAN BEATER You hurt my mommy But she is stronger Then she ever was How does it feel To be nothing but Petty sorry excuse for a man A RAPIST and A WOMAN BEATER!

Childs Innocense
A child's laughter. A child's play. A child's cry. All so innocent. A child's smile. A child's frown. How can you. Turn their entire. World upside down. With every inappropriate touch. With every inappropriate kiss. All which you. Feel so bliss. Rips that child's innocence. A child's laughter is silenced. A child's play is halted. A child's cries become louder. A child's smile. Turns to a frown. My only wish for you. Let someone do to you. As you have done to them. Stolen a child's innocence away. Only one phrase to describe you. One sick bastard.

A Child's Angel
A Child's Angel Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God: They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless? Among the many angels, I chose one for you. She will be waiting for You and will take care of you. But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything else but sing and smile, that's enough for me to be happy. Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel's love and be happy. And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me, if I don't know the language that men talk? Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak. And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you? Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray. I've heard that on

Children
Well I have to say as a parent myself that children can be so complicated especially teenagers I have a child that is 16 now and she is rotten to the core thanks to her father. She lives with him in another state and is at the point in her life that she is right and im wrong well ya know how that goes. But things are kinda rough between her and I right now because of some choices I have made in my life inwhich im happy with those choices and she isnt. But her siblings are happy too. So its like I cant win for losing with her anymore.So what do you do when you have a child who is so set in her ways and makes you feel like you are the worst parent in the world? See I dont know what to do anymore im at a lost of words........

Child Support
Fucking. The Indiana child support database computers blew up on Monday, so I didn't get my payment on Tuesday. Blah blah blah. Whatever. I don't desperately need it right now, its just my fucking money that I'm owed. Anyways, here's a quote from their website. "The Child Support technical system difficulties of the past few days have been resolved. Child Support payments which were scheduled to be sent via check, direct deposit or debit card on Tuesday morning will be sent this morning, July 10. Child Support payments which were scheduled to be sent Wednesday and Thursday morning, July 9 and 10, will be sent along with Friday morning's payments on Friday July 11. " Lets see. Its FRIDAY the 11TH and I was supposed to get mine THURSDAY the 10TH, according to what I'm reading here. So I gave the place a call and I just talked to the trashiest fucking bitch. My god. "NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS. IT SAYS THE CHECKS WERE RELEASED THURSDAY AND EVERYONE WILL GET THEM TOD

Children Of Palestine...the Facts
- Since September 2000, approximately 883 Palestinian children have been killed in the Occupied Territories. The majority of these children were shot and killed by the Israeli military. However, Israeli settlers have also shot and killed Palestinian children. - 124 Palestinian children were killed in 2006, more than twice the number killed the previous year. From January–July 2007, 31 children were killed. The vast majority of child deaths in Palestine are caused by live ammunition shots to the head or chest, generally indicative of an Israeli “shoot to kill” policy. - On July 4th 2007 Israeli troops shot and killed a 15-year-old Palestinian boy in Hebron. Ahmad Abed Al-Muhsin Skafi was shot 4 times in his upper torso. Israeli troops then allowed a military dog to maul the boy’s dead body, tearing his intestines from his stomach and mutilating his right hand. - 20,000 Palestinian children have been injured since September 2000. Almost 1,500 of them sustained life-long disabilities.

Childbirth Is Probably Easier ....
Well I finally made it to Fu-King (Queen), after a long slow week of begging and point-whoring, lol. Who knew trying to level would be so painful? I guess I will have to be happy here for a while. Not sure I'm ready to take on the next 2 mil! Oh, and a big heartfelt thank you to every one that helped me out!

#1 Chili Mac Or Chili Over Spaghetti
ok ingredients 2)lbs hambuger 2)27 oz cans of bush's chili beans in chili sauce mild spaghetti or macarooni taco cheese or chedder mild 1)tbsp of veg oil 1)tbsp chili power pinch of garlic powder pinch of onion powder now cook down the hambuger leave half the greese in add chili powder onion powder and garlic powder the two cans of bush's chili in sauce let cook on simmer till beans are warmed up or hot cook spaghetti or mac to your tenderness you like drain spaghetti or noodles good mix together with chili meat mix top with your cheese done

Child Abuse
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear and softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She trusted the blade R

Children Grow Up To Be Like Thier Parents
have u ever sat and watched for yourself in your children? i did and oh my god freaky, could have sworn it was me all over again. my daughter speaks the same as i do. even pronounces words the same as i do. my son whinges, pouts his lip and even walks the same as i do. me all over again. god help my poor mom.

Children's Logic
PLEASE RATE THIS FOR ME! THANKS! XOX THANKS MR. HORNY! XOX Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."

Children
I hear the echo of children at play, The sound so happy and cheerful. I enjoy what I hear throughout the day, Though today you can't be too careful. Let your child know you love and care, For they can not be replaced. In a year so many children disappear, And all is left are the memories of their face. Keep your eyes and ears open, Always know where the children be. For I never want this to happen, To neither you nor me.

Children Of Divorce: Man Of The Family Now
WHEN MY HUSBAND FranciscoGarcia (call him Frank)...the father of my 2 children... took off after his preferred "wife" for the wife swapper's club; one he could get to go along with that lifestyle... I got a divorce.The divorce stipulated the various instances of physical abuse... bruises demonstrated, and instances of verbal abuse and mental cruelty. I didn't mention the forced drugs or alcohol. I took the babies and left in April; paid for a divore that finalized in September. We were free, but I had to explain it to the children. My daughter was a "daddy's girl"...he could do no wrong. (Lately, in her mind...bad for a dad, he is equivalent to a sh_t stick with no room for pi_s.) She's grown and single with four children (boys) of her own; never been married to any of the 4 men that fathered them. To pacify our situation when they were younger, I asked my son if he could be the "man" in our family of three. He was becoming of age... ripe age of 1yr old. It semed to take some of t

A Child *by Me*
A child grows hungry on a crowded city street. with fear of losing her all, she prays silently for the love she never had. A silent tear falls down her face as darkness creeps in and draws her last breath. A child forgotten in a city, never knowing her true place, never knowing what a home is. A child's whispered plea to find a true home to find someone who will truly care. A child who has grown up far beyond its age looks for some luck. A child never knowing what love is. falls asleep in the city and each morning as the sun comes up She continues her journey To hopefully, One day, Find those loving arms that she’s dreamt of

Children Writing About The Ocean...
Children Writing About the Ocean... Hysterical! 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7) 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head

Child Abuse Survivors And Awareness Train
Come join us survivors,supports you do not have to be abuse survivor to join this is for everyone that wants to show support. 1.F/A/R all riders current new and future 2.must rerate and comment those that are friends 3.Must private message Tequila and say im a survivor or a supporter. If you want a tag she will make ya one. Both for supporters and Survivors Please join if you are and lets spread the world even more to fubarland. My children and myself are a survivor of child abuse they are surviviors of their dads abuse and neglect and im a survivor of my parent abuse and neglect. Tequila Gurl known as Angel Momma owner of the Lollipop gurlz club & Brunnette diva's club@ fubar Strawberry's"N"Cream Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers ,Steelers Mafia,Fu bad girl@ fubar ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~G-Spot Leveler~@ fubar

Childish Boys, Watch Out
Can someone tell me why we have to have such stupid little boys on here, like this one "tommydavis66" hes 24 , he got mad at me and told me to go away after this conversation........... tommydavis66: hi ->tommydavis66: hi again tommydavis66: hows ur day? ->tommydavis66: im fine and u cnt talk here? tommydavis66: i can im saying this ....BYE BYE BYE BYE..hows that for talking here ->tommydavis66: suits me fine, i dont add plp that i dont k now and act like a child to my list anyway tommydavis66: exactly so go away far away awayawayaway so then he blocks me, lmao ffs grow the hell up!

A Child Lost Forever
From: NicoleDate: Sep 16, 2008 12:34 PMbr />THIS IS SOMETHING HER MOTHER WANTS IN MEMORY OF HER BABY GIRL.. -Turn your sound on too !YOU HAVE NO HEART IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her

Child's Play..wanna Play??
Chucky's looking for a new friend..Wanna play? 1.You MUST rate my Chucky folder and leave a comment on the last picture. Start with this pic. 2.You must rate/fan/add everyone on list. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment "I'm a Good Guy" "Wanna Play?" something relating to Chucky! 3.When new people join the train-Do Not just accept the friend request. You must rate/fan/add/comment back. 4.No cheating!If you don't do as you are asked you will be removed from train. 5.Private message me,TexasAngel,when you have finished..I will add you to the train and make you this Thank you tag! Hmmm..Who doesn't want to play with Chucky?? Your Hostess.. 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar 2.The BULLdaddy~Slave's Superman~@ fubar 3.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire@ fubar 4.◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD

A Child Is Beautiful
From the first time that I knew you existed. Your first breath and cry made me extremely happy and full of the love I am ready to give you. I gave you your first everything in life. Held you when you needed it. When you were sick , I layed beside you. Now that you are no longer a baby , I am watching you and wishing I could help you still. You dress yourself. Even bath time now is on your own. No longer feel the aches and pains as much because your older and you tolerate it better. The one thing that hasnt changed is the love we have for one another. In this poem I wrote...I was thinking how could anyone hurt a baby, but about two-three weeks ago. MY baby neice was severly abused, we still dont know what happend to her, but she is gorgeous and I doubt I will ever be able to see her. Her mom is in jail for battery of a child and so is the moms bf. The mother is my husbands step sister, Time and Time again I want to ask her, what made her snap so bad and hurt the innocent ba

Childrens Version Of The Bible In A Nutshell
The Bible thru the eyes of a child In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some othe

Children And Love
Oh what a life! Current mood: worried So yesterday I did somethin that no mom should ever have to do and that is put there child in a mental institution for treatment.I am so blaming myself for this happening even though I know it is not my fault I could not stop from happining what happened but anytime somethin happens to your child you tend to put blame on ones self and it hurts it hurts bad I wann cry scream and yell at god and say why!!!!! I quess there were signs but no one wanted to see or accept but I know he is were he will get help. I ask my self why him why He is a very intelligent child why did he fall victim to these thoughts why could I not stop this all these why questions but never a definite answer. All these emotions am I a bad mom for signing him in there am I an uncaring mom? should I have done it? He was crying out for help and would not tell me. He likes to keep things bottle up. yet again why? Well he finally snapped and he is getting the help. Will this numb

Chili Cheese Bites
Chili Cheese Bites 2 (4-oz) cans chopped green chilies 6 eggs, beaten 2 cups cheddar cheese, grated Place chilies on bottom of a lightly greased 8 x 8-inch pan. Mix cheese and eggs together and put on top of chilies. Bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes. Cut and serve warm.

Chili Cheese Log
CHILI CHEESE LOG 3 oz. Cream cheese 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon garlic salt 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 cup finely chopped nuts Let cheese warm to room temperature. Put all ingredients in mixing bowl and stir well. Sprinkle extra paprika on waxed paper. Put cheese mix on this and form into long roll. Store in waxed paper and chill. Slice in very thin slices and serve on crackers.

Chili Con Queso
CHILI CON QUESO 1/2 cup finely chopped onion 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 2 medium tomatoes, seeded, peeled and chopped 1 4-ounce can diced green chili peppers, drained 1 cup shredded american cheese 1 cup shredded montery jack cheese 1 teaspoon cornstarch 1 teaspoon bottled hot pepper sauce tortilla chips In a saucepan cook onion in butter till tender. Stir in tomatoes and peppers. Simmer, uncovered, 10 minutes. Toss cheeses with cornstarch. Gradually add to saucepan, stirring till melted. Stir in hot sauce. Heat through. Serve with chips. Makes 1 3/4 cups (14 servings).

Child Abusers......
OK all, here goes. In my OPPINION, I think people that are child abusers SHOULD be JAILED !!! Reason being, my youngest was recently a victom. It happened on a regular visit to her dads, (you know, the biweeklys). He was to bring her to me and then it happened. I got a call from her stepmom, and had to go get her. When I got there her dad was standing by the cop car, and I didn't see my daughter. I was told she was in the building getting her pants changed. I was talking to the cop, he asked me if I knew there was a bruse on her lower back (left side, on the top of her pants), and did I put it there? "I said NO, she had left my house on Friday with her dad and stepmom only withthe same ones she'd had from playing and that was it! I didn't do anything to her." He then said, I believe you, and wrote on his pad that her dad MUST HAVE DONE THAT TOO !!! He then informed me of why I had to come to get her. It wasn't for that bruse they documented. It was because her dad PUNCHED her in

A Children's Story For Samhain
A Children's story for Samhain The night was very dark, with a Full Moon hanging in the cloud-filled sky above. The air was crisp with the feel of late Autumn and the doorway between the worlds was wide open. Carved pumpkins sat on the porches of the houses in the little town, and the laughter of children dressed in costumes could be heard from the streets. It was a sad time for Beth as she climbed the little hill behind her house. In her arms was her cat and friend Smoky, carefully wrapped in his favorite blanket. A little grave was already dug on the hill, waiting, for Smoky had died that day. "Do you want me to go with you?" Beth's father had asked. "I dug his grave beside MacDougal's at the top of the hill." Beth clearly remembered when their dog MacDougal had died after being hit by a car. "No, I want to go by myself," she answered. Beth stopped at the top of the hill and knelt beside the little grave. She carefully laid Smokey's blanket-wrapped form in t

Childrens Science Exam Answers
> > >> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science > > >> exam > > >> answers : > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Q: Name the four seasons. > > >> > > >> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to > drink. > > >> > > >> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large > > >> pollutants > > >> like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Q: How is dew formed? > > >> > > >> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) > > >> > > >> A: Keep it in the cow. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> Q: What ca uses the tides in the oceans? > > >> > > >> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water > tends > > >> to > > >> flow towards the moon, becau

Chill Out With The Fraggles Of Fraggle Rock
=== 'stormwoman~ Wolves of Wiccan Leveler~owned by anna' wrote the following at '2008-10-15 18:16:09'.. WELCOME TO THE FRAGGLE ROCK TRAIN ALL ABOARD FOR SOME FUN ENJOY THE VIDEO welcome to fraggle rock where u can wash all ur cares away all u gotta do to join is rate/fan/add & comment all thats on list and rate pics dont worry theres only 30 start w/ this 1 and comment last 1 to be added private message me broken lass Broken ~ Lass@ fubar when done to be added and get ur tag members of the train 1) dj@ fubar 2) stormwoman

Childish.........
Ok. I will make this short. To whom this may concern i was informed this morning that there is someone who is going around sending certain ppl "hate mail" on my behalf...which is very childish!!!! I am a grown ass woman and can speak for myself. Not only that but i havent told anyone to do such a thing. My personal life is just that MINE and i dont need any help whut so ever from anyone on fubar. So if u dont like someone for whut ever reason then u take that up with them but do NOT and i repeat do NOT send any messages so ANYONE on my behalf!!!!!!! Whoever is doing this really needs to grow up and i assure u if i find out who did this u will be removed from my list IMMEDIATELY...with no questions asked!!!!! Thats all i have to say.....

Children In Need (uk)
I'm going to get a B.S & C Wax friday 1pm for Children in Need, am hoping people will donate per strip "taken off me" a few painless pennys i'll post pictures for everone who promises to donate on the nite ..

Children
People Comeon now are so stupid 2 put your childrens pics up in your default pics that is the most Stupid thing I have ever seen this place has 2 many peeps on here and 2 much porn 2 have your children up duh get a fuckin brain...=)

Childhood Dreams Checklist
I sit here comparing notes on "what I want to be when I grow up" from when I was a kid, and find myself notching yet another one from the list. Life's been an interesting ride so far, with so much accomplished, it'll be a fun challenge moving on to the other things on my list. Checking em off as I go: Comedian/Actor/Stuntman- back from 95-97, I was in CUTV's "Fright Night Friday," playing the leader of a psychotic, but extremely stupid biker gang. Most have no idea how much forethought goes into making stupid believable, and being amateurs playing with pyrotechnic effects had it's own rush. The cult following the show had gave me a taste of what fame is like, and it's fun. Vocalist/Bassist- notched this one off with several projects I was part of after my first go at college. Played live at a party when I was with the "International Department of Population Control," stirring up a decent mosh pit that destroyed quite a few "parent's belongings." Glad I wasn't the one to explain w

Chili Cook Off
For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is.. They actually have a Chile Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around.. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chile cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILE # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILE Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild..

Children Of Bodom - Everytime I Die
The faint blaze of the candle of my life, slowly dying like a fire in a pouring rain. No sparks of hope inside, no shooting stars on my sky. On broken wings, no flying high... Another night, another demise, Cadaverous wind blowing cold as ice... I`ll let the wind blow out the light cause its gets more painful every time I die. Out of strength to fight. I cannot take another night. I cannot take it no more. Lust of light slips through my fingers like blood on my arms. Black candle wax has buried me... Another night, another demise, Cadaverous wind blowing cold as ice... I`ll let the wind blow out the light cause its gets more painful every time I die.

Children Of Bodom - Needled 24/7
Since day one I've been crass and far beyond. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry... Before you judge me, take a look at yourself. Condescending, outlivin' in a lie.. Despite all the pain in my heart grinding through, It ain't due that you hate what I hate what you do Despite all the piety you've been consuming thus far, A backstabbing motherfucker to the bone is what you are And everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn, My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn. A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven, Then again it's like being needled 24/7 You look down to me to see the scum of the earth to be. Fuck yeah, that's me, vile and obscene. I ain't happy about it but at least I don't judge and decree To be better than another human being. Everyday when the knife in my back starts to twinge n' turn, My eyes are catching fire and my heart starts to burn. A foot away from you is like a bit closer to heaven, Then again it's l

Children Of Bodom - Hate Crew Deathroll
Come on! Hey! Don't tell us what you want, Cause we don't give a fuck about you and your kind. You! You better take a step back where ever the fuck you came from. No! You ain't one of us and to be tag along you're too ugly and blunt. Why?! Is it so hard to get that we don't need you, stupid cunt! If you don't know how to resent one another, To gain the new way of power, It'll get to the point where no one gives a fuck What you may think of us or what you may not. Stop! Are you ever gonna stop tryin' to be on the way that we wanna go? Fuck! It's pissing the fuck out of us when you don't understand the word 'no' ! Now, you're tellin' that you'll win the war that's only battled cause you're Too dumb to die. That's right! You can take your war and shove it up your ass, Then close your eyes and say goodbye. If you don't know how to resent one another, To gain the new way of power, It'll get to the point where no one gives a fuck What you may think of us or what you

Chill Out!!!
Ok....Listen, this is an adult site, a get away from reality for a bit site, but as I said....an "ADULT" site. So why am I getting teenage drama from an adult?..... I was just basically scolded by someone for not having her as #1 on my Friends list, but this person was #1 on the Family list....guess it wasn't good enough....Wow!...I thought the Family list was actually better then the friends list =/ hmmm. AND she said she was going to get back at the one who is #1 on my friends (Duh, Kit....your just going to go look anyways) like it's her fault that I put her as #! =/ But anyways, then I am told(by her) to delete her from my page (now granted she has done that before a couple of times and I blew it off) So this time I did it, and blocked her. I tried to explain things to this girl but she didn't want to listen. So I took her advice and did what she asked, she is now gone off my page. Listen......I am here to kill time and to have a little fun, flirt some (ok....alot), but not t

Children
I have a child and recently I posted his pictures up on here. Although, a friend of mine got after me about it that I shouldn't have a picture of my child up on here. So I looked into it and talked with another friend and came into conclusion about it. I feel pretty stupid for putting my child's picture on here when there are weird people who thinks sexually towards kids, it's like letting your child between the ages of 1day-13yrs old let out at night by themselves with no adult supervision. So yeah, I don't know, just been bothering me alot and now I feel like crap and a bad mother. *Sigh* well, at least I now learned my lesson.

“the Child Within”
“The Child Within” I’m all grown up Father and all I can do is keep looking back. I’ve traveled a long road just to be standing here on this track. Many of my tears have been laid to rest and my smile I now seek. Bruised and battered I cover the little girl that grows inside, Yellow blankets and satin pink pillows to comfort her when she’s weak! She seeks to hide! I’m all grown up Mother and all I can do is keep looking ahead. I’ve rode the Oceans waves just to be alive and not feel dead. Many of my laughs have been put to a test and my smile I never found. The Child Within, they all attack! The Child Within they are all meek. The Child Within, they all fed, The Child within, they are all bound! She lost but found! In a world so far away, Treasures and castles were her path, It is where she always went to play. Beautiful gardens and flowing rivers is where she took her very first bath. Like watering a tree, that little girl just grew and grew and grew, Fina

Children Taken From Parents Who Wanted 'hitler' Cake
The Associated Press Published: January 14, 2009 Previous: Parents Ordered 'Hitler' Cake HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. - Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in state custody, police said. The children, ranging in age from 3 to under 1, were removed from their home Friday. They drew attention last month when a supermarket bakery refused to put the name of the oldest — Adolf Hitler Campbell — on a birthday cake. State workers didn't tell police why the children were taken, police Sgt. John Harris said. A spokeswoman for the state Division of Youth and Family Services, Kate Bernyk, said she would not comment on any specific case, but she said the state would not remove children from a home simply because of their names. A family court hearing is scheduled for Thursday. Court officials said the matter is sealed and they could not release information about what might be decided at the hearing. The other two children, both girls, are

Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With mo

Children's Health
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Child Abuse
Child Abuse Child abuse is an epidemic in the world. Children are kidnapped,raped and murdered, molested by family members and strangers, beaten, emotionally and verbally abused, sold into slavery, and much much more. For every child that gains public attention, thousands more live with this dark secret. Many never say a word through fear of reprissal instilled in them if they say anything. Many carry this secret to their graves and their lives are forever altered. A child has never asked to be born. Once in this world, all he or she wants more than anything else, is to be loved and cared for. It's all of our responsibilities to protect them no matter the consequences. Below is a poem wirtten by me. It is one of the few I don't have a copyright on. If you use it, please copy it in it's entirety. Silent Cries The little girl so battered and abused She doesn't understand Why they have to hurt I'll be a good girl Please make it stop I promise I'll be good Her pleading eye

A Child's Murder
A Child's Murder Mommy, why are you lying on the road, Why are your hands so cold? Why is there so much red stuff? Why don't you get up? Mommy, why are your lips so blue? And why is Daddy staring at you? I see a tear fall from his eye, Daddy's crying, but why? Why is Daddy staring at me, Why did he say, "honey, forgive me please." Is that a gun in his hand, Help me Mommy! I don't understand! Now Daddy's just looking at me, He says it's time for us to be free, Why is Daddy talking like this? He leans down to give me one last kiss. Now he's aiming the gun at my head, Soon, Mommy, both of us will be dead, But it's ok; we'll be in God's arms, We'll finally be free from harm. 4/24/07

Child Molestors
Once again more bad shit is going on around me. We just found out tha other day someone close to us was locked up for molesting someone!!!!! A few years ago I had to go through this shit with my little nephew. Then a little over a year ago I went through this with with my daughter. And although this time it hasnt happend to me, my family or loved one I feel that I am involved in this in some way, shape, form, or fashion. But tha funny thing is, now that it is this certain individual who did it I am supposed to just sit back and not express my feelings and eat it up....Dont get me wrong, I dont want to make this harder for tha family who is involved because it is a very sad situation, but at tha same time I feel like tha person who done it is going to recieve "special treatment" by his family just because of who he is!!!! I dont care who you are, you do that shit to a kid you desereve every fucking thing you get!!!!! I meen damn, my feelings on people who do that are they should r

Children
Tell me why we find it so hard to forgive? Somebody irritates us and we delete them from our lists. Or we ourselves do something foolish and unacceptable, get caught and then try to get out of it by deleting the person we wronged? I don't know if it's just me or are we all tending to regress and act like children more and more since the advent of internet chat?

Child Drowning Prevention
This is without a doubt, The MOST Incredible video I have seen.!!! How did they hold the mom back to do this!!? It doesn't matter who you are, or how busy you are. This is a 'must watch' video, and I hope you'll pass it along. http://www.childdrowningprevention.com/index.html

Childish People!
some of the most childish things i have ever seen can be found in peoples profile. an example is when someone gives you a bad rating they decide to post it on their page like it is a crime then block you where you can not comment or say anything about it. the worst part is that persons girlfriend was on and did that and yet the guy got the blame for it. now that is childish coming from a grown up. i guess they stomped their feet and went to their room and slammed their door and threw a hissy fit. here is the person whom done it if anyone is intersted: strawberryblonde@ fubar

Chilled Melon And Berry Soup
Chilled Melon and Berry Soup Prep Time: 20 Minutes - Cost: $ Servings:6 (1/2 cup) - Difficulty Level: 2 Ratings Read Comments Add Star Rating | Add Comments Printer-Friendly Version Email This Recipe and/or ShareThis Ingredients 1 cup cantaloupe chunks 1 cup honeydew chunks 1/4 cup dry white wine 2 Tbsp orange juice 2 Tbsp sugar 1 cup low-fat buttermilk 1/2 cup blueberries Directions In a food processor or blender, combine the melons, wine, juice and sugar. Puree until almost smooth. Add buttermilk and process again. Top each serving with blueberries. Nutritional Information (Per Serving) Calories: 67 Protein: 2 g Sodium: 49 mg Cholesterol: 1 mg Fat: 1 g Carbohydrates: 13 g Exchanges: 1 Fruit

Children Go By What They See Not Hear
Photobucket WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to, and I learned to trust in Him. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothi

Child Abuse
A day at work... Last friday i went with one of my clients to the doctor for a regular vaginal examination. The doctor took his time and when i looked at his face, he was looking really surprised and shocked. He showed me why and i still cant believe what i saw... Half a jam jar in her vagina! I was really shocked myself. I know she does that kind of things, because it belongs to her syndrome. But there is a difference between knowing and seeing. I went to the ER with her as soon as possible to remove the jam jar. Spend 5 hours in the hospital with a very agressive client. But can you imagine... It made me so sad knowing that she is sexual abused as a child and now she is so mentally fucked up that she does things like that. I cant get it out of my mind. Its so sick to abuse a child!

Child Divorce And Dating
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Chile Gay
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Child Abuse
A very close friend of mine told me last night of a situation where a child lost their life because of the daddys being a fucking bastard. I won't disclose names I want those who suffered to find peace. This rant is for the cock suckers who i hope i get to run into in hell. If this rant offends someone they can fucking leave and jump off a fucking cliff. It plan and simply strikes a nerve when I hear some punk ass man or some ass taking cunt end the life of a child because their life is a fucking waste. I highly suggest we institute a law that they get there fucking reproductive organs ripped the fuck out of them. Maybe we can clone Jack The Ripper for this mission. All my life i have dated women that couldnt have children for one reason or another. So I took that as a sign that I may never have a child of my own. I came to terms with that a long time ago. So i have my nieces, nephews and children of friends that I can spoil. To me NOTHING beats the feeling of coming to a

Child Killer
In NH the prison system released a man that served 35 years for killing a child. A pastor took the man in for what is supposed to be for 2 months. Statistics show that if you are around good people then you are more likely to change. I don't know how many of you are God fearing people. In the bible it states an eye for an eye. Ok why is this man free? Murder is murder and murder of a child with the intent to sexually assault them to me has to be more heinous than premeditated murder. Children are a gift to us. They are our future. They are given to us to love, teach, and protect. Ok this man has been released back into society. A pastor took him in, to show him the ways of the lord. His own congregation is upset and has even threatened to burn the parsonage down. Something definitely is wrong here. Where is the love people. I am not saying you have to be best friends with this man and yes it is hard to put aside what he has done. But he is out. Teach him what he did was wr

The Child I Was
the child i was is beautiful. she smiles and laughs and has no fear. the child i was is innocent. unafraid of you and what you represent. do you think you harmed her? she is whole and happy yet. do you think you killed her? she still lives safe inside. twas not the child that you harmed, she stayed safe deep inside. twas the adult i would have been that you killed, and left a stronger me in her place! the child i was is beautiful.

Children
A Nun Grading Papers Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure ! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST . KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS . THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. .............................................................................................. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE

Children Of The Night
For those that never know the light, The darkness is a sullen thing; And they, the Children of the Night, Seem lost in Fortune's winnowing. But some are strong and some are weak, -- And there's the story. House and home Are shut from countless hearts that seek World-refuge that will never come. And if there be no other life, And if there be no other chance To weigh their sorrow and their strife Than in the scales of circumstance, 'T were better, ere the sun go down Upon the first day we embark, In life's imbittered sea to drown, Than sail forever in the dark. But if there be a soul on earth So blinded with its own misuse Of man's revealed, incessant worth, Or worn with anguish, that it views No light but for a mortal eye, No rest but of a mortal sleep, No God but in a prophet's lie, No faith for "honest doubt" to keep; If there be nothing, good or bad, But chaos for a soul to trust, -- God counts it for a soul gone mad, And if God b

Chile Cheese Log
Chile Cheese LogPrep Time: 20 Minutes - Cost: $Yield: 1 (10 oz.) Log - Difficulty Level: 2 Ratings Read Comments Add Star Rating | Add Comments Printer-Friendly Version Email This Recipe and/or ShareThis Ingredients 1 cup shredded reduced fat cheddar cheese (4 oz) 1/2 cup part-skim ricotta cheese 1 tbsp finely chopped parsley 1 tbsp chopped green chile 1-1/2 tsp dried minced onion 1 clove garlic, minced 2-3 drops liquid hot pepper seasoning 2 tbsp finely chopped Planters ® pecans 20 Triscuit ® wafers Directions In electric blender or food processor, blend cheddar and ricotta cheese until just combined. Spoon mixture into a bowl; stir in parsley, chiles, onion, garlic and hot pepper seasoning. Shape into 5-inch log; wrap in waxed paper or plastic wrap and chill at least 2 hours. To serve, roll log in pecans; cut log into 1/4-inch slices. Place slices on wafers. Nutritional Information (Per Serving) Calories: 52 Sodium: 78 mg Cholesterol: 6 mg Fat: 3 g Carbohydrate

Child Abuse
Thursday at work, I was watching this morning show briefly in the break room. That show really got me to thinking about the issue they were discussing. It was about child abuse. My question is .... why now is it a big deal when there were 1,000's of children that died from it before. Like when i was growing up unless you have visible injuries the cops wouldnt touch it. So parents knew back then to hide it under the clothing of their kids. Now tell me who protected them? Im not saying i dont agree with what they are doing now but why is it that we all have to wait til it gets so bad that someone will come in and fix the problem. If you have thoughts or opinions on this please post them. But remember one thing..... I AM A SURVIVOR!!

Child Abuse Prevention Month Train
font face="comic sans"size="6">April Is Child Abuse Prevention Month !!!Lets All Support This!!The reality is that kids too often are abused--either by parents, relatives, acquaintances, neighbours, and even child caregivers. The month of October is dedicated to raising awareness and helping to prevent such dreadful abuse of children. Remember that awareness is only the first step.Please Start Out By Rating The Pictures In Jimettes Child Abuse Folder Starting with this one and comment last picture so a tag can be madeYou Know the drill F/A/R all riders and when new ones jump on don't just accept their request F/A/R them as well... Please also PM me so I don't miss making your tag !!♥ Jimette ♥ ~Rating Revolution~Pegasus Project #7(Fantasia) TL~F.A.D.D. supporter@ fubar~katie~ *SBG* *SINNERS FAMILY* *BAD BITCH* *F.A.D.D.*@ fubarSt. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~

Childhood Dreams
Childhood dreams We all were once children long before the days of adult hood and the swift sting of reality smacked us in the face, a time when they couldn't wait to go to school to meet their friends, a time when they couldn't wait for summer to come so they could play the day away,, in this time of childhood most children had dreams that changed over time , from the younger ages of wanting to be superheroes and cops and cowboys and Indians, lol to wanting to be teachers and marines and doctors and nurses, even president, but as I look back, on my own child hood, I think with age my only dream as a child was to live long enough to grow up at all, with each passing year, was a year closer to either being killed , or living , and though there were many times I begged for the being killed part, every start of a new year , became more begging that I would make it to the next, most children spend their time playing and having fun while I was more concerned about hiding, an

Child Predator Sting Yields 7 Arrests(ga)
Child predator sting yields 7 arrestsBy Tim Sturrock - tsturrock@macon.com Seven men arrested in Twiggs County sting Seven arrested in sting Seven men have been arrested in a sting operation designed to nab child Internet predators by using volunteers posing as teenage girls, Twiggs County sheriff's officials said Thursday. Deputies teamed up with a group called Perverted Justice, whose volunteers posed as 13- and 14-year-old girls on Web sites such as Yahoo.com and Myspace.com.Deputies arrested Shaharyar Rashid, 24, of Marietta; Jeffrey F. Pansino, 36, Doraville; James Ronald Cosby, 62, Douglasville; Robert Elton Hill, 64, Hazlehurst; Kenneth Mack Smith, 54, Villa Rica; Casey Stephen Dykes, 26, Cochran; and Daniel Eric Bowman, 30, Covington. The men are charged with a variety of violations such as computer child exploitation online and obscene Internet contact with a child. Bowman was a former high school coach, and Hill was a youth mentor at a church, investigators said. From March u

Childish Rate Game
I use to get pissed off at the children on this site. Yes I said children cause they have no concept of acting like adults. But now personally I think they are a flippin joke, I wonder how they actually function outside the web. Do they really act just as pathetic, rude, and lame? Do they go down the street with their friends laughing and judging others appearance as well ? Do they mouth off at a compleat stranger and expect just being told off ? I would hardly think so but hey, I have been wrong before. I think its sad into days world that people teenagers and up to my age cant seem to reach adulthood. They have no dam respect for any one and I am betting not even for them selfs. They pic names on here with sexual induendos, and then piss and moan when they are the brunt of someones lame ass attempt to be funny. They go around picking on peoples profiles ratting them a 1 and thinking, oh isnt that funny that person is gonna be upset and tell me so. Sorry little

Children In Church
A little boy was attending his first wedding.After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?""Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly."How do you know that?""Easy," the little boy said."All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

Child Abuse
this is vary disturbing but if it brings help to this little girlthen its worht it please help anything is great repost donations anything also stop by www.cchildprotctioncommunity.com thanks Please send this out---This little girl needs us ALL!!!!!!!!URL: http://www.saveaaliyah.com/homeWarning this video is for mature audiences only. This is a very disturbing video of the child speaking of the abuse.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krihOkBsEt4&feature=player_embedded

Children From 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's
Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God." Mary Tiller Campbell> > > > > You have all heard these things before but it is always fun to revisit.> > > > > > > > > > > > Attached Message> > > > > > > > This brought back many memories...enjoy.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *THOSE BORN 1920-1979> > > > READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ> > ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED **> > **> > TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1920's,30’s 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! **> > **> > First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they> > were pregnant. **> > **> > They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get> > tested for diabetes. **> > **> > Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs> > covered with bright color ed lead-based paints. **> > **> > We** *had no child* **proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets> > and whe

Childdren In Danger
How serious is this problem? There are an estimated 50,000 street kids scattered across Nepal in every major urban area. In Kathmandu alone there are some 1800 street kids and that number will have grown by 500 to 1000 more this year alone. The numbers, of course, are hard to verify as these kids do a good job of losing themselves in the cities and the suburbs. There are three types of street kids and they all need help. First, those living with their family on the streets: no home, no education, improper diet. Secondly, those with one parent or both parents who work at such menial jobs they too are homeless, no education, dietary concerns. Lastly, and the most unfortunate, those kids that are totally alone: abandoned, abused and no where to go and nobody to turn to for help. These children are the most in need.. These kids range in age from 3 years old on up. Help us save the children of Nepal. In Nepal there are hundreds of children living on the streets. children who live and work

Children
While scrolling through the mums this morning , I came upon two that ask the question of why people hate in here. Althought I am not to sure, I can only assume and make my own opinon as to why. Some are inscure and are struggling to be noticed. Some are just wanna be adults who cant seem to find their way thus have to act like kids on a school ground. These indivduals get off trying to attempt to put others down, rate them a 1 which btw has no affect on me cause I really dont give a flip. These juvinile pathectic people who try their best to upset someones life are really not worth commenting to . Your feeding into their dramma, dont even bother. You get more of a pay back when you dont cause that pisses them off even more. They arent able to get to you and upset your day. Like I told the two mummers, just consider the source and move on. This is my thoughts for this mornings

A Child's Love
A CHILD'S LOVE IT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED NOR UNDERSTOOD THEY HAVE WRITTEN BOOKS ABOUT IT AND TRIED TO EXPLAIN BUT THAT IS THE REASON THAT IT DRIVES THEM INSANE FOR UNLESS YOU HAVE FELT IT YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HEAR THOSE WORDS FROM THOSE SWEET LITTLE VOICES IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE AND HELL IT MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY WHEN I HEAR THEM TELL ME GOOD BYE, I TRY TO HIDE THE TEARS SO THEY WONT SEE THAT LEAVING THEM IS KILLING ME BUT THEY ARE STRONGER THEN WE GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR, CAUSE THERE HEART IS STILL SO PURE AND AS I SAY GOOD BYE TO THEM I SEE IT IN THERE EYES THAT LOVE THAT IS DEEP INSIDE, I KISS THEM AND HUG THEM AND THEY START TO CRY, AND THEY ASK ME WHY I CRY I TELL THEM I LOVE THEM AND THAT IS WHY I DO AND THEY COME BACK ALSO WITH DADDY WE LOVE YOU TOO......jro

Child Molester Updated
[EDITED DUE TO THREATS FROM BOUNCERS OF DELETION... RE-EDITED AFTER BEING TOLD I WAS ALLOWED TO MENTION SCREENNAMES] I was accused of being a child molester today, in the mumms. Of molesting my own daughter, ffs. By a friend, or so I thought. Not only that, but she accused me of kidnapping my own daughter, and not being able to see her unsupervised. Even went as far as saying she's always been concerned about my intentions with "her" friends on here. Little does she know, but "her" friends on here had, and still have, some pretty deep intentions with me. Just sayin. I can clarify where she got that misinformation, but I shouldn't have to. The people that know me, know my situation, what I've been through, and that I'd never be living with my son's mother and her husband and family if any of that was true. Fact is, I've been fighting Social Security for 8 years since my car accident, and living here for the past 3 has been quite helpful to me, and to them, me being an extra se

Chillen
a whats good its yo boy swagger wright and ill tell u a few things about me i like goin out drinken or just chillen at the crib but at tthe moment i cant do as much cause iam in the marine corps but its all good i been for year and 2 mounths and its been strat but thats a little somthin about myself

Children
The future of this world looking up at meTheir laughing and smiling warms my heartChildren,Listen to these words and my musicFeel the love I have in my heart for you. Their tiny hands holding onto mineI can't help but smile.You fill this empty soul full of lifeYou make the pain fade awayI don't want to leaveDon't be sad I won't go awayI'll be back in one more day. The children looking up to meHope shining bright in their eyesTheir existence you can't denyYour the reason I live this lifeYour the future of tomorrowHold on for just one more day.

Children Are Like A Plague.
I have had it, I think I just need to pack up my laptop and a few clothes and get into my car and drive away. Between having Lola five days a week, and when her mom gets her she doesn't help clean up the place, and now Sonya and Brian are here with their three kids making a mess, I might kill someone.I was never met to be someone's maid, I pick up after myself when I am in the rest of the house, and here and there in my room, but to pick up after four sometimes five other people is just messed up!What really has drive me over the edge is the fact, that Sonya and Brian, like 90% of the parents in todays world, had no idea where their son was, and I have always been one of those people that believe it is the people who gave the child life to know where they were ever second of the day. Well Dakota went into my mom's room got her baby power and then brought it into my room pouring it EVERYWHERE! Yes I mean EVERYWHERE, on my radio system, my ex-hard drive, all over my bed, which had my

Chillen With Friends
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~~ Childhood Lessons ~~
The best place to be when You're sad is with your dog. Puppies still haveBad breathEven after eatingA Tic-Tac. When your mom is mad at your dad, Don't let her brush your hair. No matter how hard You try, you can't Baptize cats. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Reading what people writeOn desksCan get you through the test. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk. School lunches stick to the wall.

Child Of War
I looked to the sky Fire filled my eyes Smoke filled my lungs I started to run The sun was covered by the smoke's black shroud I couldn't push my way through the crowd I couldn't get away The bombs fell The streets burned like Hell The sound of explosions rumbled Buildings cracked and crumbled The sound of destruction drowned out my cries Couldn't see through the darkness in my eyes I crawled On my hands and knees in blood Slipping in the mud The fire swept over me in a blinding wave Consumed by it's heat, no chance of being saved I burned

Child Of Abuse
Spinning twisting turning Round and round my bed Spinning twisting turning Fighting thoughts inside my head Yelling screaming hitting I’ve seen it al before Yelling screaming hitting She’s laying on the floor Bedtime nightmares darkness I don’t want to sleep Bedtime nightmares darkness Memories I don’t want to keep Memories flashbacks horror I’m scared to close my eyes Memories flashbacks horror Lost with in your lies Depression murder lost I swear with my right hand Depression murder lost I still don’t understand Confusion grief refuge Listen to what I say Confusion grief refuge I try to run away Hurt despair discomfort I remember every touch Hurt despair discomfort And it became to much Searching wanting needing Answers I cant obtain Searching wanting needing Happiness I cant gain Words knives wounds All hurt so deep inside Words knives wounds Now I know you lied Hopeless death suicide I had to end it all Hopel

Child Safety *recall*
Kolcraft Enterprises recalled 1 million play yards, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said, because the side rails can unlatch unexpectedly. The recall is of Kolcraft Travelin' Tot play yards and similar items sold under the names Carter's, Sesame STreet, Jeep, Contours, Care Bears and Eric Carle, The CPSC said. Consumers should stop using the item immediately. consumers can contact Chicago-based Kolcraft at 866-594-4208 or kolcraft.com for a free repair kit, the commission said.-Washington Post~Make a difference, Join the Movement~

Child Of Darkness~~
Child of Darkness~~ By Shannon Madison Rose child of darkness child of light...raise thy torch to illuminate the pathkindling thy flame into the abyssof the primordial void...banishing shadows from theinternal caves of thy soul~ Embraced by bliss of eternal night;enduring in thy self made dungeon...of immoral assumptions and...poisonous conscience blooming;in the dark soil of destiny~ A warriors song, a battle cry;standing brave while...hearing thy screams in the nightclaws of reality, sharp as razors;alight in the brilliant blaze,of courage found deep within,the broken parts of thyself~

Child Rape
So i have been thinkin about something lately and i want as much input as possible please. one of my friends went through something and it made me think. why are sex offenders able to go to jail and get off so easy. they do some of the worst things. i personally think that killing someone is better than hurting a child and having them go through their whole like knowing about it and having to live with it. can you imagine? i cant. so i was looking at some stuff and thinking some of these people have had mutiple offenses and are not in jail. why? why arent laws on child molestation and child rape or indecent assualt on children more strict? god forbid someone download music illegally or something harmless like that they get a huge fine and like 10 years in prison. but a sex offender might now this is a big might get 10 years in prison. and the ones that dont when they get out they dont even register its crazy the laws for that arent even inforced and its insane. someone if you can pleas

Child Abuse
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long.When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies barI hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyesIm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words,He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im

Child Punishment.....good Or Bad????
tuedsday my husband hears our 4yr old running in the house. we tell him many times not to run because he can hurt himself or break something. he wakes up and spanks him. that night him and my mom begin to argue because the spanking left a bruise. argueing (sp??) about how the cops can be called out and other shit like that. on wednesday, mom arrives home from work 4hrs before her actual time, packs a laundry basket full of my son's clothes, a grocery bag full of toys and tells me she is taking him somewhere safe. i'm shocked and asking where but she never tells me but says that i can call her if i need protection. on thursday, i still do not have a responce to the whereabouts of my son....MY SON!!!! my hubby is threatening to call the cops on a kidnapping charge.what is this world coming to when a parent is UNABLE to punish a child???hell, back in the day, i got my ass beat the fuck down with a belt, switch, orange extention cord, wooden paddle or whatever the hell my parents could get

Childhood Memories
share your fondest childhood memory...no sad stuff tho this is happy time dammit when i was growing up we had a big hill next to my house and my best friend had a radio flyer wagon with slats and so all the neighborhood kids would go to the top of the hill and fly down it....we lived on a dead end street but if a car came the spotters at the bottom would yell "CAR!" and we would stop...and by stopping i mean we usually went ass over teakettle from tipping the wagon

Child Molesters-they Are Everywhere
Sex offender charged with molesting 3 year old A convicted sex offender has been charged with molesting a 3-year-old girl while staying with the girl’s mother, who authorities say tried to cover up the crime. Robert Shawn Burkhart, 25, of White Oak Street, was charged late Thursday by the Onslow County Sheriff’s Department with two counts of sex offender use of a social Web site, nine counts of indecent liberties with a child, two counts of exhibiting harmful performances to minors, and contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile. His bond was set at $205,000. The 23-year-old mother, of S. Queens Street in Hubert, was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, nine counts of exhibiting harmful performances to minors, and obstructing justice. Her bond was set at $10,000. The woman is not being identified to protect the child’s identity. Authorities say Burkhart and the woman met on the social Web site FUBAR.com, and after dating for a month, sh

Children's Laughter
How many mothers quick apace To keep their babe from being harmed Have found themselves…frozen - rapt When a child’s first laugh has charmed. And thinking back through all they know They realize…it is for naught For such a thing is a gift from God That no mortal can be taught. We learn when young so many things What’s hot, what’s cold, what’s safe But none can teach a single child

Chillin
just chillin' n feelin' pretty good,wish i had sum1 2 suck this wood,but u know i don't,so what 2 do?f*#$ it i'll just work out n eat sum food,fill my belly,n play wid sum gurls,like i was n school.damn that sounds good!just chillin' n feelin'!!!!

Children
Children Children are fascinating characters in dreams because they reflect so honestly our own thoughts and feelings. Children are often afraid of what is worth being feared, have deeply held senses of right and wrong and show reckless abandon in both likes and dislikes. To dream of being befriended by a child can be a complex event. If you know the child in waking and dreaming, this may reflect a wish-fulfillment or projection. If you do not know the child from your waking life, he or she may be a reflection of yourself at a particular time in your past. The main puzzle piece to discern is the nature of your activity and relationship with the child. Parenting a child can also be a simple wish-fulfillment dream or something more complex. Parenting a child may be a way that your brain is working out some difficulty in your own relationship to your parents or another relationship of responsibility. Parenting can also be a power projection dream. There may be a relationship in you

Child Brides In Africa: A Heartwrenching Problem
It is early Monday morning. Your alarm clock goes off at 6 a.m. You're getting up and getting ready for school. You go downstairs to have breakfast. Your mother has made you eggs and bacon but you decline because you would rather have cereal. Your mom finishs helping you get ready and then you are off to school. You are 11 years old and a girl in sixth grade. You like playing Barbie's with your friends and softball. Does that sound pretty typical? In America, yes. In other parts of the world people would do anything for that life. While that 11 year old girl is getting ready for school, other girls around the world her age and younger and preparing for their upcoming marriage. Yes, marriage. In rural parts of Africa such as a region called "Magadi", people live on barely $1.00 a day - if even that. There is no running water, no electricty, no phones, and the nearest hosptial or doctor can be 500 miles away. The way children have fun is by chasing goats, playing in dirt, and creating

Childbirth
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch..The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to tra

The Children
Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96 Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98 Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99

Children
Today I was in the mumms as usual when somebody mentioned the phrase "Children say the darndest Things" and it got me to thinking about some of the things my nieces and nephews have said when they were little. Take my youngest nephew for example. He is 5 years old. One day he and his father were playing catch with a foam little football when he lost site of the football and allowed the ball to hit him in that sensitive boy region. He yells out,"Ohh my peanuts!" My brother (his father) says "Your peanuts?" In which my nephew replies..."yeah...you know daddy...my nuts, my balls,my heuvos, my jewels!" Kids...gotta love them!

Children
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once Talked about acontest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the Contestwas to find the most caring child. The winner was: Afour-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman,who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing theman cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's'yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. Whenhis mother asked him what he had said to theneighbor, the little boy just said,'Nothing, I just Helped him cry.'*********************************************Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing apicture of a family. One little boy in the picture had adifferent hair color than the other members. One of her studentssuggested that he was adopted. A little girl said, 'Iknow all about Adoption, I was adopted..''What does it mean to beadopted?', asked another child. 'It means', said the girl,that you grew in your Mommy's heart instead of her tummy!' *****************************************

Chill Out Time
Have loved the cold weather, so much so I went on 'STV The Hour' show and declared my love of the snow, it was funny- to me. I did have a blocked up nose during the broadcast and was sweating slightly. The snow has been a double edged sword in my household. On the one hand, we are all getting cabin fever, on the other we are all talking more and huddling together. Ashley and I are writing together, I have to sit in her room as we do it and I get all distracted by staring at her book collection (why does she have Dirk Bogarde's biography?), the bundles of clothes (are they clean or needing ironed?), why is there make up bottles mixed with bank statements and a basil Panini? (Should I sort them out?) Things come into my head and she shouts "Mum, stop looking at my stuff and bloody focus on what we are writing, we have a deadline!" I am easily distracted. So after all this week of writing, learning a new programme on the laptop and dealing with a lump that I haven't yet let the

A Childs Anger
A child can be so confused by feelings can be so tortured by thoughts A child can be tormented by actions upon others can be blind sighted by their own words A child acts out of horror and fear acts out of sadness and tears A child acts out happy and joy acts out of pain and annoy A child says words which arent understood says words which hurts others A child says words which are angry says words which are mumbled A child thinks violence is an act of themselves thinks about getting attention in any way A child thinks that nobody loves them when they get into trouble by ones they love Writtin by Kat Buske/Richardsson

Children With Disabilities
My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that children with disabilities do not have a disease; children with disabilities are not looking for a cure but ACCEPTANCE........93% of people won't copy and paste this, WILL YOU be one of the 7% that does

Childhood Memories
I sit here thinking to myself where have all my childhood friends gone? THis isnt completely random... it may seem it but its not. Last night I heard some disturbing news. A childhood friend of mne went missing the 18th of this month. they found him this week dead and in a shallow grave. My best friend from my childhood, was arrested for his murder. They were my 2 best friend when i was in school as a child. We always laughed and had a good time. And nowit feels like i havnt last just one friend. But both. I dont understand it. I probably never will. But this incident started the wheels turning in my head and made me think, alot. Where are all of the other people i was friends with? What are they doing, are they still alive. I know In the past 4 years i have lost a few friends. 2 of which killed themselves, 1 murdered, and 1 arrested for murder. I guess i just have to pick up and move on.

Chile
Before you read this one and get confused i feel i should explain it a little. This story was written in a creative writing class I had in my junior year of high school. I had this class the period before lunch. Now at the beggining of each class we would do a 5 minute quick write. I would always try to write a story in that time. So on the particular day this story was written lunch that day was chili dogs. Hence the idea for the story was born. Sorry it is so confusing. CHILE Once there was a dog named Chile who went to Chile on vacation. Chile rode on a train through Mexico. On the way to Chile, Chile tasted many different types of chili. They ranged from mild to extra hot chili. When Chile got to Chile he went to the local restaurant and ordered chili. Chile thought the chili tasted pretty good. While Chile was eating chili his owners called for him yelling “here Chile! Here Chile!” Chile heard the call and ran to his owners. When he got to his owne

Chili Judging Contest
CHILI JUDGING CONTEST:>>A Texas Chili Contest>>If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for>you.>>>For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.>They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes>around. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the city park.>The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank,>who was visiting from Canada.>>Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a>chilli cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last>moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table>asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came>in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the>chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I>could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".>>Here are the scorecards from the event:>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster C

Chillie Bomb
chillie bomb this chillie bomb that...... with you! we know we should have known. never known and surly never understood... just our own self distress we have won. together we will finish and never diseave cause life is our diseas and thats all we know. never bleeding just releasing the disease of life and the angles. angeles protect we resurect.so no such thing as perfect its just the reverse its bigger then the universe deeper then reverse its the cause of demise but really its just how we realize today tomarow next week its where we came from not where we are going that really makes the stand and on our feet we still stand hand in hand forever and a hundred times we glide through like sleeping i think we'll self explode cuase in the end theres nothing to gain but you know we'll always maintain yesterday never dies tommarow we wonder will we comprimise our past for the present contain remain save the stain save never move on never ending game of life keep it still or move on ponder c

Chili Contest
I could not stop laughing. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: ************************** *************************** CHILI

Chillie Bomb Revised
chillie bomb this chillie bomb that...... with you! we know we should have known. never known and surly never understood... just our own self distress we have won. together we will finish never diseave cause life is our diseas and thats all we know. never bleeding just releasing the disease of life and the angles. angeles protect we resurect. so no such thing as perfect its just the reverse its bigger then the universe deeper then reverse its the cause of demise but really its just how we realize today tomarow next week its where we came from not where we are going that really makes the stand on our feet we still stand hand in hand forever and a hundred times we glide through like sleeping thinking we'll self explode cuase in the end theres nothing to gain you know we'll always maintain yesterday never dies tommarow we wonder will we comprimise our past for the present contain remain save the stainsave never move on never ending game of life keep it still or move on ponder conserve not

The Childrenn's Bible In A Nutshell
[I couldn't resist posting this, LOL! Thank you, Mordorian Queen! -- David] In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world.He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it

Chili Cook-off
HAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY!! If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two j

Children And Tiaras On Tlc
The Television Learning Channel is broadcasting a program called “Toddlers and Tiaras.” It is about the world of children beauty contests and what parents and their children do to prepare for the contests. In the programs girls as young as 4 years-old wear adult type clothing an strut their stuff on stage. Parents say it’s harmless fun but others say it’s sexualizing children. Isn’t that what hip hop music does to kids, sexualize them? If you don’t like children beauty contests then you shouldn’t like hip hop either. For more http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/03/tlcs-toddlers-tiaras-returns-critics-say-parents-exploitive/ BlastFM struts its stuff 24/7 just for you. Click the link and enjoy the music baby! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Childhood Memory
Yesterday, while watching the scroll bar for boomhoarrangs, I noticed a picture that was very familiar - someone had set their default pic as Snoopy, in his WWI flying ace outfit, next to his Sopwith Doghouse. I was carried back briefly to the beginning of the Seventies and the first house my parents ever owned. My mom's father had given us a (then) State-of-the-art Curtis Mathis console stereo, and a component 8-track deck to plug into it. There were several tapes they had bought, one of which was Snoopy And His Friends, by the Royal Guardsmen. (I now own this album in vinyl form, BTW) I can remember being 5 years old and listening to that tape over and over and over... I think it broke finally, and my dad did NOT want to replace it... :P Seeing this fellow's default got me curious to see if there is a video of the band doing the song. GUESS WHAT! =D

Child Abuse!
If you see a member that obviously appears to be under-age for this site, either report them or ignore them. Leaving abusive comments on the photos of someone you believe to be a child? What kinda fucked-up bully are you? You people are fucked in the head. :D

Childhood Memories...
I remember this one time, I was out fishing with my Grandpa, I had to be about 5 or 6. And he cracks open a can of beer, so I ask him "Hey Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" And he looks at me and says, "I dont know, Vince, can your penis reach your asshole?" OBVIOUSLY creeped out, I say no. He says "Sorry, but your not big enough yet"So a few minutes go by and my gramps lights up a cigar, and I say "Hey Gramps, I know you have to be younger to smoke than to drink, so can I try your cigar?" and again, my gramp says "I dont know, Vince, can your penis reach your asshole?" Again, creeped out I say no! He says, "Sorry, but youre not big enough yet"So a few MORE minutes go by, and I bust out a bag of Oreos and start eating them, and my gramps says "Now Vince, I KNOW youre gonna share those with me, right?" And I look at him and say "I dont know, Gramps, can your penis reach your asshole?" And he says "Of course it can, Im a big boy" So I say "Well, then you can go fuck

Child Abuse
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!! My name is Chris , I am three, My eyes are swollen.. I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called , I press myself, Against the wall. I try to hide, >From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door. He's a

The Childrens Hour
Between the dark and the daylight, When the- night is beginning to lower, Comes a pause in the days occupations, That is known as the Children's Hour. I hear in the chamber above me The patter of little feet, The sound of a door that is opened, And voices soft and sweet. From my study I see in the lamplight Descending the broad hall stair, Grave Alice, and laughing Allegra, And Edith with golden hair. A whisper, and then a silence: Yet I know by their merry eyes They are plotting and planning together To take me by surprise. A sudden rush from the stairway, A sudden raid from the hall! By three doors left unguarded They enter my castle wall! They climb up into my turret O'er the arms and back of my chair, If I try to escape, they surround me; They seem to be everywhere. They almost devour me with kisses, Their arms about me entwine, Till I think of the Bishop of Bingen In his Mouse-Tower on the Rhine! Do you think, 0 blue-eyed banditti, Because you have scaled the wall, Such an

Children On Fu
People wonder (sometimes quite hysterically) why I get so angry at children's pics on fubar. I'm not talking snapshots of your kids which you share with people you know - even though I have a bit of an issue there also - I'm talking about pics of children, with captions like "isn't my daughter sexy?" or "wouldn't you like to do this?" or worse (the infamous boob shot post in front of the baby crib is just an example of a bad parent, not what I'm talking about here). And they get further upset with me because I get upset with the men of fubar that rate/fan/add these children's pictures/profiles. And are mortified that I would go to their pages and ask them whether they like children... I wouldn't have thought it really required explanation myself, but yet again I'm in the fu-minority. If you are using a child for attention for yourself, if you are objectifying a child and knowingly allowing that child's image to titillate people, if you are sexualising that child..you're an

Chili's And St. Jude's
I saw this when I ate lunch there on Friday and some friends are putting it in their fb status, so I am being a sheep for a good cause. If you're going out to lunch or dinner tonight, go to Chili's--100% of their profits today go to St. Jude's Childrens Research Hospital. You can go to the Chili's website to make a donation or find them on fb. :)

Chili Cook-off
>> Chili Cook-Off>>>>>>>> If you can read this whole story without laughing,>> then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end.>> This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in >> Texas.>>>>>>>> Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the >> first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.>>>> For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.They >> actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time>> Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at >> the San Antonio City Park.>>>>>>>> Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named>> Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.>>>>>>>> Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a>> judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last >> moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking >> for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was >> assured b

Chilly Autumn The Methods And Matching Of Wearing Scarf
As the weather is becoming colder and colder, adding a scarf around your neck is very necessary, then a piece of scarf having the feeling of both warm and Asian fashion will let you looks very cool in the street , the rate of second glance will boost. A clear priority: individual skeleton design decoration Guide: generous simple black dress matches individual skull long scarf, showing the aristocratic

A Childless Mother
A dish hits the wall, pieces fall to the floor Things will never be the same not like before The children in thier room begin to cry out Thier voices seem so quiet as thier parents still shout She holds the phone as another crases by her head Crying and afraid the kids climb out of bed They open thier door and step into the light To late to realize thier now in thier parents fight Sirens scream and flashing lights flicker at the door As a mother and her children lay bleeding on the floor Wounds may heal but the memories will never leave As she puts them in the ground a childless mother still grieves

The Children's Christmas
Had some material left over from the massive Christmas poem, so knocked together this wee one for the attention-span-afflicted :D Sat before the TV set Eyeing up what they're gonna get You know full well they'll want it all Such is Christmas when they're small We take them to Santa at his Grotto Please God, let us win the Lotto!

Children Get Older And So Do Parents
Being away so often makes you forget your actual role in the family and the world in which you inhabit. When I was in Australia I was so busy trying to work hard that Ashley really did become my carer for a while and was checking I was eating, sleeping and resting enough. Much in the same way I do with my dad, who I am always worried sick about when I go away. Parents notoriously die the minute you step on a plane to leave the country, well old ones anyway! My wee da is fit and healthy though especially for his age, he gave up smoking when fags went up a ha’penny in 1955 and hasn’t drunk since 1981 and despite having a heart op and small stroke in the late 90s and suffering the death of his beloved wife two years ago, he is actually fighting fit for an old Glasgow man. Though the older he gets the more racist he seems.... weird that eh? He is like a geriatric insane Jerry Sadowitz but without the irony, ticket sales and ability to shuffle a card deck. When we were g

Childhood Lost
understand me, that's all i ask comfort me when i am in pain, lift my chin when i feel ashamed realize the emotions that i claim realize that they can't be cast away but you couldn't do that. feel me that's all i want realize the person that i am don't focus on the bad don't turn your back and don't start an attack yet you ignore my touch love me that's what i cry come to my games, be proud of me don't be indifferent to my pleas see the person i want to be and shape me with your expertise yet you make me want to die listen to me, what i say hear about the things i enjoy don't treat my words like a ploy i don't mean to interrupt or annoy my life's not a game, I'm not a toy. yet you orchestrate me in your play see me, look into my soul see me for what i am not some rebellious sham look from where i stand look at me like I'm a man but you eyes are distant and cold when i leave, miss me dear a crushed childhood

Child Sent To Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

Child Abuse Should Be Outlawed
Child said to his mom, "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then, she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes!" But it was too late, his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY. "Copy and paste this for 1 hour if you're against child abuse. I'm against child abuse, Are you? this makes so angry and i cryed

Child Services
I don't know how else to explain how bad I feel on the inside when thinking of this whole situation dealing with my son. There are things I regret not doing and wish I had done, but I have done everything I could to try and prove myself to DYFS that I am a fit and suitable mother for my son Zackery. But the things is... I AM his mother and I know I have been a good one, and there are things that prove it. I just recently read about someone in another Case with Child Services... they just sued them over false accusations, revealing confidential information from therapists, and using illegal documents in court. This is funny because this is exactly the kind of thing that we are facing and for how many years? 2 long years! And I give these people Props because they WON this case against this manipulative Coorporation!!! Now it's time to Attack them ourselves and GET our son back, but where do we start? I don't know what else to say except that I am enraged by how cruel these peopl

Children's Clothing The North Face Outlet
Children's clothing The North Face Outlet to sunglasses. The sunglasses are famous for retaining certain stylish elements that make the brand instantly recognizable. Such features include the monogrammed style North Face logo present within many offerings in either the corner of the right lens, on the frame itself. No matter which style you choose, you can also look forward to scratch-resistant lenses that block North Face kids ultraviolet rays. Therefore, you can rest assured that your eyes will be protected without worrying about the integrity of your sunglasses. North Face sunglasses are a wise investment because they are built to last, and their attractive features are noticeable in every aspect of their construction. As a saying goes, comparison is a good way to tell one thing from another. This rule also works 2011 NEW NORTH FACE Gore Tex SKI Jackets Mens green in shopping. In order to buy something that is most suitable for you, comparison is of great necessity, especia

Child To Child
Child to Child @ Here (below the pane beneath the sill, twice painted but not yet filled) rest the carved initials of our humid love. These letters (to those who see them now) may conjure images of hands that held, of lemonade sipped and spilled on old porch swings and, perhaps, a kiss on one abundant cricket-night in June. Oh... the hands did hold, did surely touch, first tentative as child to child, then bold as new flesh seeks its own. Nakedness (glistening and braiding by the light of eyes and shade of moon) throbbed with youth away into the brine-stung agony of shameful (therefore, overwhelming) joy, ending in the surge of our eruption into sin. Here, it all is written (pure flesh and lust belied by boy with knife) the first love shudder sealed under sill (in guise of innocence) for all to see yet none but us to know. After the first ecstasy there is no other.

A Child
A Child Once in a dark shadowy place I came upon a small child's face With hair so long and blond It almost shrouds the laughter and the song I've seen beauty where it dwells And yes I've seen the mouth of hell But nothing so pure and fetching as this child's face Leaves me so wanting of His grace

The Children Of Raiju
The children of the lighting in the skies and the fire underneath the surface of the earth, in which they have total declaration in Japan from the heaven of angels, to the fire pits of hell where they have spawned from. They are the pure embodiment of two elements fuse together, and that's what makes them rarer than any creature you'll ever see." Said a woman next to him inside a pub where the cups overflow with beer, and the woman were loose. The woman across our young hero was mysterious, unlike the women who enter the pub and left with their bellies full of beer and a man shadowing them. No, this woman wasn't like them, as her appearance was claiming than the others with her ruby lips pressing against the cheery she tasted softly with her tongue slowly caresses the fruit she held so dearly in her hand, while gazing into his eyes. Yes, the girl was quite the Seducer, but there was something about her that made him realize something. Those lips... Those lips were like th

“children Show Scars Like Medals. Lovers Use Them As A Secrets To Reveal. A Scar Is What Happens When The Word Is Made Flesh.”
“Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as a secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh.” So today I attended a workshop on cyber bullying, sexting and the social media. We learned of that young girl, Amanda Todd who took her life last week as a result of being bullied. I was sick to my stomach to say the least. It was then I had an epiphany, well maybe not that dramatic but a very big viola moment. Those who know me know I have a strong distain for Fubar. Well not the site but the people that occupy it. So pardon my rant, but if I don't say these things, well ...... This being an adult site and having many MANY NSFW pics available for anyone to see most times, I often wonder why would anyone put a photo of themselves on the internet naked and most times, in a sexual position. I am far from being a prude, trust me however a lot of these same people have children. What happens when one day that child happens upon pictures of m

Children
THERE'S AN OLD SAYING: "MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND" I SAY KIDS MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND" WHAT WOULD THE WORLD BE WITHOUT CHILDREN? WHERE WOULD OUR LIVES BE? HOW HAPPY WOULD WE BE? WHAT WOULD THE EARTH BE WITHOUT CHILDREN? YA KNOW, IM ALL FOR HELPING ANY CHILDREN NO MATTER WHERE THEY MIGHT BE. I'M NOT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT SENDING FUNDS AND SUPPLIES OVERSEAS TO HELP POVERTY STRICKEN CHILDREN AND FAMISHED COUNTRIES. I AM AGAINST LOCAL COMMUNITIES NOT SPENDING ENOUGH MONEY ON OUR OWN CHILDREN HERE IN U.S.A. IF YOU THINK AN ADULT SUFFERING FROM CANCER IS TOUGH ON A FAMILY AND YOUR OWN HEART , HOW BOUT A CHILD? THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD WORSE TO ME THAN A CHILD SUFFERING IN ANY WAY. IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHERE YOUR MONEY IS GOING WHEN DONATING TO HELP A CHILD WITH CANCER PLZ DON'T!! GIVE THAT CHILD THE BENEFIT OF YOUR DOUBT DONATE TODAY AND HELP A CHILD. I USE TO SING IN THE "OLDIES BUT GOODIES" GROUP OUT OF PITTSFIELD AND OUR GROUP OVER THE YEARS RAISED OVER A MILLION

Children Gone
Why the children ? The innocent ones How can they come to a school with guns? ... Children gone , families ripped apart Like a brutal stab to everyone"s heart ... M tears fall .. my skins crawls What is this world coming to ? .. When will you come , God's precious son ... ? Praying now .. seems all i can do ... Filled with fear , saddness , and dread.

Children Cancer Awareness
We all worry about breast cancer, fubar has a bling for that. The stats show that almost no one worries or cares about our children with cancer..They are our future, and without them, well, we have no future, so please help our future blosom, promote awarerness for children with cancer.I grew my hair and 2 years later, I donate it to locks of love, a child with cancer deserves a second chance on life.Let's all stand up to the cause and help as much as we can, because again, children are our future..Thank you for all who support the cause,and feels that we all have to do something about it .

Child Pornography
I am posting this blog that really has nothing to do with fubar but its something I think we all have strong opinions about and thats the exploitation fo children. Twice this week i have seen postings on Facebook, probably the biggest social networking giant of the day, that involved children in various sex acts. One was a picture of a grown man with his penis invading the privates of a less than six month old child. Today it was a video of a child of about 6 giving a grown man head and then taking it from the rear. Both posts were reported, both came back in the dashboard as "this does not violate our standard of porn or nudity". Really? Both violations of my senses and my morals were left up there for 8 hours or more till someone got their head out of their ass and deleted them. It infuriates me that no one is watching the "store, or those that are have little or no idea of what they are looking at (which is unbelievable) or they haven't looked at it all and just pass it on

Chilly And Diane Panty Stuff
Diane and I are having a lot of fun playing with our panties. We are going to get them good and wet. We push them way up inside our pussies and then very slowly pull them all the way back out. This is a full length movie for only $10.

Children In The Collective
MSNBC Host: Your Kids Belong to the Collective Kurt NimmoInfowars.comApril 6, 2013 In the video below, college professor and MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry says your children are not yours – they are owned by the community. She says public education has failed because we have not allowed the state to confiscate more of our money. “We have to break through our private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families,” says the professor of political science at Tulane University, where she is founding director of the Anna Julia Cooper Project on Gender, Race, and Politics in the South. Kids belong to whole communities, she insists, and once we realize this we’ll make “better investments” in government indoctrination of children. Melissa Harris-Perry is regurgitating the Obama “you didn’t build that” meme. “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that,&rdquo

25 Children
She married and had 13 children.Then her husband died.She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.She married third time and had 5 more children. After a long life, she died after having 25 children.Standing before her coffin, the priest prayed for her."He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."’One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ‘Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband???’The friend replied, ''I think he means her legs."

Children
Children are the ultimate gift to two people who love each other and the ultimate inconvenience to parents that don't. There is no bigger responsibility, and yet a relationship with a child can bear the greatest rewards. Children intuitively know when they are wanted and when they are not. The way that they raised from the cradle will affect the people they will become. There is a famous saying that children spell love T I M E. There may be many compelling reasons why you cannot be with your children but none of them can replace time. It is gone forever.

Children's Or Grownups Sizes Fits To Ensure That There Are No Problems Afterwards
The Secure Way to Acquire Football Shirts On the webThe Protected Approach to Buy Football Shirts OnlineThe 2010 FIFA Planet Cup is above but football fever will by no means die and each yr a huge number of football fans in the Uk and throughout the globe purchase maillot de foot 2012 2013 favorite soccer teams official football shirts on-line. So what are the most effective web sites to work with for purchasing English Premier League football teams' jerseys like Liverpool soccer shirts, Guy United, Chelsea and Arsenal football tops. Effectively in terms of purchasing football tops like every other solution you will find suggestions that you just must stick to.For all of the football shirts you desire regardless of whether you happen to be looking for La Liga soccer jerseys, Bundesliga or Serie A football tops the initial thing you've to check is whether or not the web site you're going to acquire maillots football is really a safe ecommerce site. A sure signal of a safe web

Children Killed
Al-Nusra Mercenaries in Syria Slaughter Kurdish Women and Children Kurt NimmoInfowars.comAugust 5, 2013 Photo: Fars News Agency According to a report posted on the Al-Alam News Network, the al-Nusra Front has massacred 120 children and 330 men and women in the town of Tal Abyad located in a district of northern Syria that is part of the Al-Raqqa governorate. Kurds in the area have recently formed militias to

Childhood
I hope that my englisch writing as normal looks; forgive me i'm dutch.But I think that I was 9 or 10 years old when I have it for the first time in my life; I want to give my mother a slap in the face! She did realy nothing wrong, my parents give me a normal childhood, no violence etc; but she can irrittate me just with how she is, how she puts her T-shirt on, or even say the word t-shirt so stupid that I wanna hit her; Ofcourse I never do that untill now, i never do I love my mom!!She's great, she knows about my weed smoking habbit, she know i love to party en drink en xtc sometimes, she's cool, sometimes to worried, and she gives me a lot off stuff, groceries nice things every week!! She's realy the best and I adore her. BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE THAT FEELING AGAIN THAT I JUST WANT TO SLAP HER ON THE FACE AND THINK SHUT UP WOMAN!!! I just wandering ám I the only one or do you reconice?

Chimichangas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 4 servings, two pouches each 1 lb. ground beef 1/2 cup finely chopped onions 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 tsp. dried oregano leaves 1 tsp. crushed red pepper 8 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas 6 oz. VELVEETA Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product, cut into 8 slices 2 cups oil 1/4 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro BROWN meat in large skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Add onions, garlic, oregano and crushed red pepper; mix well. Cook until onions are tender, stirring occasionally; drain. PLACE 1/4 cup of the meat mixture and 1 VELVEETA slice in the center of each tortilla. Fold in all sides of tortillas to completely enclose filling; secure with toothpicks. Place in single layer on baking sheet; cover. Refrigerate 20 min. HEAT oil in large saucepan on medium-high heat. Add tortilla pouches, two at a time; cook 5 min. or until golden brown. Drain. Remove toothpick

Chim-chim Cootie Mouth
Here is your dose of humor: Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names: Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i= chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Us

The Chimp Grins When Discussing Serious Issues
From Huffpost.... I can't fully explain why I continue to watch television appearances by the president -- the press conferences, interviews, speeches, addresses, and impromptu comments. All of it. Some of my friends and family have long since abandoned watching the president for reasons as varied as: "I'm sick of his pointy face," to, "Sorry. I'd rather watch the DVD commentary track for Lucky Number Slevin because it's less ridiculous." But I keep on watching. Perhaps it's because of my job here or maybe it's a touch of masochism in my personality. I'm fairly certain it's because I've always been a student of the American presidency and as such I feel our current president is so bad as to be historically significant in innumerable ways. That said, there's one aspect to President Bush's public speaking style that's forcing me to rethink my interest in watching. For a while this one particular idiosyncrasy was fascinating to observe, however outrageous. Now it just makes me wa

Chimaira - Painting The White To Grey
Face I am nothing face Complete by sarcastic tastes What a waste I think I'd rather die Wanting never gaining I find myself pondering life Always situations I can never hide Crying tears of anger, hate Depressed I never know the me, never know what to do Slit pour out the life a bottle of the "vive" A desperate cry for something else to justify I'm in a daze caused by pain A failing force that wants to change Painting the white to grey Numb body shivering Blood dripping from the skin Painting the white to grey Plastic always drastic A vision of a psychopathic with a razor crawling through the attic I know somewhere out there someone cares Wanting me to get my head out of the clouds as they think it's time repair These scars will never clear I'll never be the same little one with hopes of one day maybe being sane I might have tried before...but I locked the door Now I need a reason to unlock it I'm in a daze caused by pain A failing force that wants to change Pa

Chimaira - Nothing Remains
I shout these words to those who never listened I pen this letter with the utmost conviction It's been dark in here, cold and rentless It's been too long: I can no longer fight this Too late to change my mind Nothing remains I've silenced the pain All the years passed. No one heard my true feelings You continued to act like you knew me Did you ever stop to think that I'd be able To look in your eyes and say that I'm stable Too late to change my mind Nothing remains I've silenced the pain Don't tell me, that I am taking the easy way out [x2] No underlying message to figure out What you got from me is what I put out [x2] No one knew a thing about me Just longing to be accepted Wait 'til you see what I've become My lifessness [x2] Too late to change my mind Nothing remains I've Silenced the pain

Chimpanzees
Does anyone remember that news story from a few years back about the elderly man that that visited his former pet chimp at the zoo? It was the chimp's birthday and he brought the chimp a birthday cake. The other chimps got jealous and attacked the man and bit off most of his face. He could have at least brought party hats for all of them. They would have looked cute just sitting around in their party hats, flinging poop at strangers. Forgetting your party manners is certainly nothing to lose face over.

Chimps May Have Had Their Own Stone Age
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Chimpanzees may have had their own "Stone Age," with evidence showing they were using stone tools to crack nuts 4,300 years ago, researchers reported on Monday. They said their findings suggest that the common ancestor of chimpanzees and humans started using tools more than 7 million years ago, when the two species started to evolve separately. "It's not clear whether we hominins invented this kind of stone technology, or whether both humans and the great apes inherited it from a common forebear," said archeologist Julio Mercader of the University of Calgary in Alberta, who led the study. "There weren't any farmers living in this region 4,300 years ago, so it is unlikely that chimpanzees picked it up by imitating villagers, like some scientists used to claim." The international team of researchers was working in Ivory Coast. They found rocks that clearly had been used to break up nuts, buried in 4,300-year-old deposits. "Can we demonstrate th

2 Chimps And A Blonde ( No Offence To Anyone !!! )
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusemen

Chimichongas
4 (8 inch) flour tortillas Salad oil 1 sm. onion 1 tsp. chili powder 1 lb. ground beef or 2 (5 oz.) cans of chunk chicken, drained or cooked chicken of your own 1 (4 oz.) can chopped chilies, drain 1/3 c. mild or hot taco sauce Lettuce Sour cream About 35 minutes before serving, steam tortillas as directed on package. In 12 inch skillet over medium heat, heat 1 tablespoon oil. Cook onions until tender. Stir in chili powder, cook 1 minute. Cook meat, add to onion mixture. Then add chili and taco sauce. Remove from heat. Spoon 1/4 of mixture into center of steamed tortillas. Fold left side over right, right side over left. Then fold both ends over to form a package. Fasten with toothpicks. Wipe skillet clean. In same skillet over medium heat, heat 1/4 inch of oil to 375 degrees and deep fry folded side down, 2 minutes then turn and fry other side. Drain on paper towels. Remove toothpicks. Serve with lettuce and sour cream or melted cheese.

Chimpansies
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Chime In
When will the races start to get it: let's admit it, blacks don't really understand white and white don't understand blacks either. Let's dialogue about why this is; Each race is challenged with trying to explain their point of view. Are we prejudice or are we just committed to our race? www.trojonmoves.com

Chimera Synopsis
It starts as a series of bizarre and brutal murders in the small town of Bellerophon. First the local Moon shiner Zeke's disembodied head was found and what's left of his remains appeared to be eaten by a large lion. A lion print is found at the scene. Next to fall is local hunter Jack Reynolds and his old hunting dog Bo is the next to fall. Following up on the clues leads local Sheriff Milo Johnson to a strange research company called Mythigon. The head of Mythigon is a strange British Scientist named Doctor Ethan Loki, once a professor of Mythology at Oxford. His past is shrouded in mystery. Milo and his well-endowed deputy put the pieces of the puzzle together and learns that what killed those people couldn't possibly exist, a Chimera. But as the army soldiers sent to recapture it find out that is myth given flesh is more powerful then they could possibly imagine. A blast blows off the Chimera's head and a second later the head re-grows. What madness gives him that power? Wh

Chimichurri Chicken Bites
This recipe is my take on chimichurri, oil, vinegar, onions and garlic, herbs and spices that serve as both marinade and dipping sauce. 1 rounded tablespoon sweet paprika 3/4 cup flat-leaf parsley leaves, a couple of handfuls 3 tablespoons fresh oregano leaves 3 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves 2 bay leaves, crumbled 1/2 small white onion, coarsely chopped 3 cloves garlic 1 teaspoon cayenne 1 cup extra-virgin olive oil, eyeball it 1/4 cup red wine vinegar, 3 splashes 1 teaspoon coarse salt 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 pounds chicken tenders Preheat a grill pan over high heat. In a food processor combine paprika, parsley, oregano, thyme, bay leaves, onion, garlic and cayenne. Finely chop the mixture by pulsing. Heat oil in a small pan over medium low heat. When oil is warm, stir herb and garlic mixture into oil and heat 3 to 5 minutes, then remove from heat. The oil will become infused with the flavor of the herbs and garlic. Transfer to a bowl and stir in vinegar and salt. Taste

Chimp Bush Is A Fucking Waffle Like All The Rest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071109/ap_on_re_as/pakistan Bhutto under house arrest in Pakistan By ZARAR KHAN, Associated Press Writer 14 minutes ago Pakistani police placed opposition leader Benazir Bhutto under house arrest Friday, uncoiling barbed wire in front of her Islamabad villa, and reportedly rounding up thousands of her supporters to block a mass protest against emergency rule. The White House called for Bhutto's release, saying it was "crucial for Pakistan's future that moderate political forces work together to bring Pakistan back on the path to democracy." A government spokesman promised she would be free by Saturday. On Friday, Bhutto twice tried to leave in her car, telling police: "Do not raise hands on women. You are Muslims. This is un-Islamic." They responded by blocking her way with an armored vehicle. The former prime minister had planned to defy a ban on public gatherings and address a rally in nearby Rawalpindi, where police used tear gas an

Chimps Outperformed College Students In Tests
Dec. 18, 2007 -- A college education doesn't give you much of an edge over a monkey when it comes to doing some basic arithmetic, according to a study released Monday that underscores the surprising mental agility of our simian relatives. In a rapid fire test of mental addition, monkeys performed almost as well as college students, showing they're no slouches when it comes to number crunching. "We know that animals can recognize quantities, but there is less evidence for their ability to carry out explicit mathematical tasks, such as addition," said Jessica Cantlon, a researcher at Duke University Center for Cognitive Neuroscience in Durham, North Carolina. "Our study shows that they can." The study in the Public Library of Science Biology comes just a couple of weeks after Japanese researchers revealed that young chimps outperformed college students in tests of short-term memory. The young chimps surprised the Japanese investigators by being able to retrace pattern

Chimaira - Resurrection
free at last finally tasting happiness five years of hell for nothing trapped inside the minds of failures a wise man once said that which does not kill us makes us stronger thought we were dead so are we now invincible? determination, perseverance, resolution, resurrection(x2) final straw underlying ignorance consumed by greed and hate Kept under the feet of Tyrants reality kicked in raced against time just to start all over treated like shit pushed aside and expendable determination, perseverance, resolution, resurrection(x2) we have become so god damn powerful all the beatings you gave us, we will use them against you free at last finally tasting happiness the resurrection

Chimaira - Power Trip
Face to face No time to waste This is the time for revenge Your claim to fame Of crushing dreams Your control has no hold on me I hate the way You have no shame You act like nothing's happened It's time to rise The final fight This is the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win Fuck your power trip I'll throw away The wasted days The chance for revenge My claim to fame Ended in vain This was the last time You are the one who's forsaken us all Nothing has changed so together we fall I am the one who's led us to believe You can't change me

Chimaira - Pure Hatred
FUUUCCK!!! I have told you things need to change! You never listened or came to my aid! The vicious cycle has not changed! My times spent rearranged! Mother fuck it all! I can't stand this! Remember when I said Everyone makes me sick?! Well nothing has changed! (CHORUS) I hate everyone! I hate everyone! The vicious cycle still remains! Constant cluster fuck, bloodstains! Ignorance, you kill for God! Expression not allowed! You fucked it up! With your mother fucking games! Remember when I said I was so ashamed?! Well nothing has changed! I hate everyone! I hate everyone! You have to Pick and choose your fights! You have to Come out of this alive! I have told you things need to change! You never listened, never came to my aid! The vicious cycle still not changed! My judgement fades away! You'll never change me! Remember we are through! I am staying here! To betray all of you! And nothing will change! I hate everyone! I hate ever

Chimaira - Power Trip
Face to face No time to waste This is the time for revenge Your claim to fame Of crushing dreams Your control has no hold on me I hate the way You have no shame You act like nothing's happened It's time to rise The final fight This is the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win Fuck your power trip I'll throw away The wasted days The chance for revenge My claim for fame Ended in vain This was the last time You are the one who's forsaken us all Nothing has changed so together We fall I am the one who's led us to believe You can't change me

Chimaira - Down Again
How many times can it change How long will I be restrained It's appalling to think that All my time seems to be wasted Will it stop or is it inly beginning Here on the inside My life is not over I'm down again Fake smiles surround me all day No more can I tolerate These excuses or all this Constant pressure overloading Make it stop the fire's always burning

Chimaira - Pleasure In Pain
Too tired to figure it out my head is spinning My heart is so drained right now I think I'm slipping On, my last nerve I'll get what I deserve I need this, I want this I'm so obsessed Pleasure In Pain I feel whole again I break the seal with my hand my blood starts pumping Screams ring out so loud right now so deafening On, my last nerve I'll get what I deserve I need this, I want this I'm so obsessed Pleasure In Pain I feel whole again You'll never forget my face!

Chimerical
chimerical \ky-MER-ih-kuhl; -MIR-; kih-\, adjective: 1. Merely imaginary; produced by or as if by a wildly fanciful imagination; fantastic; improbable or unrealistic.2. Given to or indulging in unrealistic fantasies or fantastic schemes.

3 Chinese Tortures
A man was flying his plane over China when suddenly the engine started to smoke. He had to crash-land his plane out in some huge forest. The man walked for days not finding anything. Finally he found this huge house in the middle of nowhere. The man knocked on the door and this Chinese man answered. "Can I come in and eat and sleep for only one night? Tomorrow I'll get up and leave right away, " the man asked. "Okay, " said the Chinese man, "only under one condition! You do not have sex with my daughter. For if you do, there will be three tortures for you!" So the man agreed and walked in, washed up and sat at the dinner table. He suddenly saw this hot woman about his age sit down at the other side of the table. They glanced at each other several times. After the man finished eating he went to his room and got in bed. Shortly after, the women sneaked in and had passionate sex! That morning the man woke up and there was this huge rock lying on his chest. On the rock it said, "Torture On

Chinese Egg Rolls
1/2 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup water 2 mashed garlic cloves juice from 1/4 lemon 1 quartered roasting chicken 2 lb lean pork tenderloin 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 finely sliced celery stalk 1 small head cabbage finely diced 3 large onions, finely diced 1 pkg (8-oz) finely diced fresh mushrooms soy sauce to taste salt and pepper 1 lb bean sprouts thoroughly cleaned egg roll wrappers 1 lightly beaten egg white vegetable oil for frying Dipping Sauce: 1/2 cup soy sauce 1 teaspoon dry mustard 2 teaspoons garlic powder 1 teaspoon vinegar 1 teaspoon brown sugar Mix together, soy sauce, water, garlic and lemon juice. Add the chicken and pork. Cover tightly and marinate overnight. Roast the chicken and the pork together in a 350 degree oven until done. The chicken should be cooked in about 1 hour. The pork takes about an hour and a half. When cool, cut into matchstick pieces and set aside. Meanwhile, in a wok, or deep sided frying pan, heat the oil on mediu

Chinese Horoscope
i blogged it because it was so accurate AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a C

Chinese Proverbs To Make You Smile
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Chinese Shrimp And Tofu Soup
This is a typical Chinese soup involving ginger, shrimp, and tofu. It is easy to make and fast! Good for cold weather too!" Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 8 Min R INGREDIENTS * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 1 (1/2 inch) piece fresh ginger root, minced * 6 ounces raw small shrimp, shelled and deveined * 1 quart chicken stock * 8 ounces tofu, diced small * 1/3 cup frozen peas, thawed * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1 tablespoon cornstarch DIRECTIONS 1. Heat the oil in a large saucepan or wok over high heat. Cook the garlic and ginger until fragrant and lightly browned. Stir in the shrimp, and stir fry until cooked, then remove and set aside. Pour in the chicken stock and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium, add the tofu and peas, season with salt and pepper, then return to a simmer. Mix the cornstarch with a little water to form a thin paste. Stir

Chinese Chicken Rice Salad
Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 45 Min READY IN 9 Hrs INGREDIENTS * 1 cup brown rice * 2 1/2 cups water * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 3 tablespoons lemon juice * 3 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 teaspoon minced fresh ginger root * 1 teaspoon teriyaki sauce * 1 dash salt and black pepper to taste * 2 cups chopped, cooked chicken breast meat * 1 cup sliced celery * 1 cup sliced water chestnuts * 1 cup sliced fresh mushrooms * 1/2 cup diced green onion * 1/2 cup diced red bell pepper DIRECTIONS 1. Place the rice and water in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer until water is absorbed, about 45 minutes. Set aside to cool. 2. To make the dressing, whisk together the oil, lemon juice, soy sauce, ginger, and teriyaki sauce in a small bowl. Season with salt and pepper. 3. In a large bowl, mix together the cooked rice and chicken. Stir in cel

Chinese Horoscope{freakishly Correct}
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3.

Chinese Zodiac, Want Sum More?
Born in 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000. DRAGON: Full of vitality and enthusiasm, the Dragon is a popular individual even with the reputation of being foolhardy and a "big mouth" at times. You are intelligent, gifted, and a perfectionist but these qualities make you unduly demanding on others. You would be well-suited to be an artist, priest, or politician.

Chinese Sick Day
>>>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, >>>headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." >>> >>>The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. >>>When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That >>>makes >>>everything better and I go to work. You try that." >>> >>>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. >>>I >>>be work soon.....you got nice house."

Chinese Proverb
If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world.

Chinese Doctor
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next d

Chinese Horoscope. Spooky, But It's Very Accurate/very Fun
-----AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE HOROSCOPE : THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in

Chinese Proverbs
1 virginty like bubble,one prick,all gone 2 man who run infront of car get tired 3 man who run behind car get exhosted 4 foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 5 man who wald through airport turnstile sideways go to Bangkok 6 man with one chopstick goes hungry 7 man who scrach ass should not bite fingernails 8 man who eat purns, get good run for money 9 baseball is wrong; man with four balls can't walk 10 panties not est thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth 11 war does not determine who is right, war determine who is left 12 wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house 13 man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night 14 it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it 15 man who drive like hell, bound to get there 16 man who stand on toilet is high on pot 17 man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement 18 man who fish in other man's well catch c

Chinese Honeymoon
>A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not >all that experienced either On their wedding night, she cowers naked >under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and >tries to be reassuring. > >"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry berry >frighten. >I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting >you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which >he hopes will impress her. > >She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want try someting I heard >about... numbaa 69" > >Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...chicken wiff >broccoli?!"

Chinese Astrology
First quarter The sector of your birth chart related to love harbors no star presently, and this promises you a tranquil sentimental life. Only the star Truc Phu can prompt in some of you a rather childish behavior. He can indeed incite you to indulge in all your whims without taking the sensitivities of others into account. Beware not to hurt your spouse or mate, for instance by showing yourself inconstant or unfaithful in the name of your precious personal freedom. Second quarter Nothing is more exciting and desperately sublime than impossible love. That's what you're probably going to discover these days. With the presence of the star Thai Tue in House XI, you may fall in love with a person who is not free but whose charm seems irresistible to you. If you're clever enough, you'll have good chances to share with them moments of happiness that will prove to be as unforgettable as they are ephemeral. But hadn't you better say goodbye to this affair and embark on another tha

Chinese Sign Is:the Dragon … The Dauntless Dragon
Mantra: Good luck runs my life. Chinese Character: The Dragon believes she is the ruler of the world. Self confident, very intelligent and talented -- most everything a Dragon attempts turns out great. Even when Dragons fail, they are rarely blamed, as their inspiration and enthusiasm evoke love and admiration. A Dragon's view of other people is not always the best, however. The Dragon can lack patience and be intolerant of the opinions of others if they don't agree with hers. Dragons have a will and mind of their own. They can be eccentric, but are always passionate and stand true to their own beliefs. They have strong personalities, driven by their love for inspiring others and for creating positive changes for humanity. Dragons focus on fulfilling their dreams in harmony, receiving recognition for their contributions and wealth for their whole life. The Dragon is the bringer of good luck -- having a Dragon as a friend will create great luck for you. Money for the Dragon

Chinese Proverbs
VIRGINITY IS LIKE A BUBBLE,ONE PRICK ALL GONE MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR GET TIRED MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET FEEL COCKY ALL DAY FOOLISH MAN GIVE WIFE GRAND PIANO,WISE MAN GIVE WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN MAN WHO WALK THRU AIRPORT TURNSTILES SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANKOK MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICK GO HUNGRY MAN WHO SCRATCH ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS MAN WHO EAT MANY PRUNES GET GOOD RUN FOR MONEY BASEBALL IS WRONG!! MAN WITH 4 BALLS CANNOT WALK

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *

Chinese ?
YU WAN TAK CHINESE ? Learn Chinese in 5 minutes Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right.............................. Sum Ting Wong (some thing wrong) 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding (who you hiding) 3) See me ASAP................................. Kum Hia Nao (come here now) 4) Stupid Man................................... Dum Fuk (dumb fuck) 5) Small horse................................. Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony) 6) Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan (why you so tan) 7) I bumped in to a coffee table............... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni (ah bang my fuckin knee) 8) I think you need a face lift................. Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat) 9) It's very dark in here....................... Wao So Dim (why so dim) 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Chin

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in baseme

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run in front of car get tired. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* > War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > *~*~*~*

Chinese
Chinese Proverbs Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch a## should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right,

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill

Chinese Laundry
*Chinese laundry Body: A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!"

Chinese Wedding ..
Chinese wedding A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin. On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses. He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten.. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want" She says "I wanna try a 69" He said "You wanna beef with bloccolli"

Chinese Sick Leave
"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house!"

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell bound to get there Man who stand on toilet is high on pot Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement Man who fishes in other man

Chinese Zodiac
Chinese zodiac sign: Rat ( 1912 - 1924 - 1936 - 1948 - 1960 - 1972 - 1984 ) You are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the person you love. However, you have a tendency to be quick-tempered and overly critical. Be sure to find out what other signs you are compatible with! You are also inclined to be somewhat of an opportunist. Born under this sign, you should be happy in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist. Some Rats: Charlotte Bronte, Truman Capote, Catherine I, Mata Hari, Wolfgang Mozart, William Shakespeare, George Washington. Ox ( 1913 - 1925 - 1937 - 1949 - 1961 - 1973 - 1985 ) A born leader, you inspire confidence from all around you. You are conservative, methodical, and good with your hands. Guard against being chauvinistic and always demanding your own way. Be sure to find out who you are most compatible with in love and relationships. The Ox would be successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser. Some Oxen: NapoleonBonaparte, Walt Disn

Chinese Proverbs
quotes - chinese wisdom (Translations have been adapted for the modern age where appropriate.) "When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be." (attributed to Lao Tsu, aka Lao Zi, legendary Chinese Taoist philosopher, supposed to have lived between 600-400BC) "There is no greater happiness than freedom from worry, and there is no greater wealth than contentment." (attributed to Lao Tsu, aka Lao Zi, legendary Chinese Taoist philosopher, supposed to have lived between 600-400BC) "People's tendency towards good is as water's tendency is to flow downhill." (Mencius, Chinese philosopher, c.300BC) "Eat less, taste more." (traditional Chinese proverb) "Failure lies not in falling down. Failure lies in not getting up." (traditional Chinese proverb) "The higher my rank, the more humbly I behave. The greater my power, the less I exercise it. The richer my wealth, the more I give away. Thus I avoid, respectively, envy and spite and misery." (Sun Shu Ao, Chinese ministe

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chinese Horriscope Stuff
chinese horriscope stuff — Sunday, March 04, 2007 1982 So this is the short description of how I supposedly am. I do fit a lot of it. http://www.c-c-c.org/chineseculture/zodiac/dog.html Year of the Dog 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006 People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and inspire other people¡¦s confidence because they know how to keep secrets. But Dog People are somewhat selfish, terribly stubborn, and eccentric. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit. Web Page designed by students in the Chinese Culture Center's Children Web Class These are the people I supp

Chinese Zodiac
THE RATBorn in 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996,2008. RAT: You are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the person you love. However, you have a tendency to be quick-tempered and overly critical. You are also inclined to be somewhat of an opportunist. Born under this sign, you should be happy in sales or as a writer, critic, or publicist.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE BUFFALOBorn in 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009.BUFFALO: A born leader, you inspire confidence from all around you. You are conservative methodical, and good with your hands. Guard against being chauvinistic and always demanding your own way. The Buffalo would be successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE TIGERBorn in 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010.TIGER: You are sensitive, emotional, and capable of great love. However, you have a tendency to get carried away and be stubborn about what you think is right; often seen as a "Hothead" or rebel. Your s

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husb

The Chinese Zodiac -my Sign
THE DOG Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail to rescue you time after time. They may rant and rave, but they never rest until they right the wrong. They are true humanitarians and suffer with the world.In spite of their concern for others,social graces and fancy parties do not impress them. Having sharp eyes, they will see through people's motives. They are quite private about their personal lives and someone prying into their affairs make them secretive and withdrawn. Once you gain their confidence, they open up freely. Once Dogs classify you, they rarely change their minds. There are few in-betweens. Dogs perceive things either in black or white. You are either friend or enemy. Luckily, they are good judges of character and have superb insight into human nature. Dogs are tolerant of their friends. Before they approve of you, the friendship must de

The Chinese Invasion
by Dr. William Pierce Hello! If you have listened often to my broadcasts, you probably have heard me say more than once that we must oppose the enemies of our people only by legal means at this time: that no matter how much we are tempted to ignore this warning, and no matter how morally justified violence or illegality may be, we must swallow our rage and restrain ourselves. And the reason we must not resort to illegality is simply that we cannot win an armed conflict against the government: the disparity in forces at this time is too great; we are too heavily outgunned. Sometimes, however, the temptation becomes almost overwhelming. Imagine this hypothetical situation: an enemy nation -- Red China, say -- launches a surprise attack on the United States. With precision nuclear missile strikes the enemy forces take out our centers of command and control all across the United States. At the same time Chinese immigrants in America execute a plan which has been carefu

Chinese Proverb
Chinese Proverb An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to yo ur house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the p

Chinese Translation Error Blamed For Slur On Sofa Label
TORONTO, Ontario (AP) -- Doris Moore was shocked when her new couch was delivered to her Toronto home with a label that used a racial slur to describe the dark brown shade of the upholstery. The situation was even more alarming for Moore because it was her 7-year-old daughter who pointed out "nigger brown" on the tag. "My daughter saw the label and she knew the color brown, but didn't know what the other word meant. She asked, 'Mommy, what color is that?' I was stunned. I didn't know what to say. I never thought that's how she'd learn of that word," Moore said. The mother complained to the furniture store, which blamed the supplier, who pointed to a computer problem as the source of the derogatory label Kingsoft Corp., a Chinese software company, acknowledged its translation program was at fault and said it was a regrettable error. "I know this is a very bad word," Huang Luoyi, a product manager for the Beijing-based company's translation software, told The Associated Pr

Chinese Torture
A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and he entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted

Chinese Sign:the Rat
Though the Western rat is reviled as little more than a bottom-dwelling disease carrier, this animal is viewed much differently in the East. The Eastern rat is revered for its quick wits and its ability to accrue and hold on to items of value; rats are considered a symbol of good luck and wealth in both China and Japan. Clever and quick-witted, the Rat of the Chinese Zodiac is utterly disarming to boot. Possessed of excellent taste, this Sign flaunts its style at every turn. Its natural charm and sharp, funny demeanor make it an appealing friend for almost anyone. The Rat likes to know who is on its side and will treat its most loyal friends with an extra measure of protection and generosity. Behind that sweet smile, though, Rats are keen and unapologetic promoters of their own agendas. This Sign is motivated by its own interests, which often include money; greed can become a problem if the Rat isn't careful to keep its priorities straight. This Sign's natural powers of charm and pe

Chinese Food?!
I know this is going to be a stupid blog, but ehhh shit happpens. Anywho why is it that I love chinese food so much.... Then later it makes me bloated, my stomach hurt, and then I wish I had never ate it? You would think I would have learned from the first time I ate it! But... I always eventually eat it again and lay in misery!! I always considered myself to be somewhat intelligent. In this matter I feel like a dumb blonde. ( Note: Not all blondes are dumb, so noone gets pissy with me.) I've just got to make myself stop eating chinese food!! :( Anywho carry on... lol xoxoxoxo

Chinese * Snake* Hmm Thats Me
Diplomatic and popular, the Snake has the sensual art of seduction down. This Sign is an interesting mix of gregariousness paired with introversion, intuitive reasoning paired with savvy business skills. Snakes are considered to be lucky with money and will generally have more than enough to live life to the fullest, regardless of how important it considers money to be; this may be due to the fact that Snakes tend to be rather tight with cash. They're not stingy, they're simply more mentally than physically active. Snakes tend to hang back a bit in order to analyze a situation before jumping into it. Their charming, seductive quality actually belies a rather retiring nature; this Sign is perfectly happy to spend the whole day curled up with a good book and, thus, can be mislabeled as being lazy. The Snake is somewhat insecure deep down and tend to be a rather jealous, possessive lover, behavior that can end up alienating loved ones. Despite these less-than-stellar tendencies, howeve

Chinese Element Analysis
Birth Data: Donna Birth Date: February 2, 1965 Birth Hour: 15 This unique reading is based on Five Element Theory, one of the oldest ideas used in Chinese astrology and a key component as well of Chinese philosophy and medicine. The five elements are associated with the five directions (North, South, East, West and Center) and as such have a 4,000 year history in Chinese thought. In contrast animals have been used as convenient short hand for designating years but not as integral components of horoscopes until very modern times. Even today many traditional astrologers do not even mention animals in their readings! Simply put the theory states that the energy of the universe manifests itself through five elements: Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal and Water. Ideally there is a roughly equal number of each element in a chart, thus signifying balance and harmony. The reading to follow explains how the elements in your chart reflect your personality.

Chinese Horoscope
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Chinese Proverbs.
chinese proverbs. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with 3 balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not dertermine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass

Chinese Dragons
Chinese Dragons Some individuals suffer from the misconception that the Chinese Dragon is a symbol of evil. This erroneous belief stems from the mythology of the western world where the dragon was thought to abduct maidens, wreak havoc on the populace, steal gold and destroy villages. In the mediaeval context the Western dragon was often the symbol of Satan incarnate. This is not so in the dragons of the orient. In fact it is just the opposite. The dragons of China and Japan are almost exclusively benevolent mythological creatures. In fact they are so different in nature from Western Dragons that it may be more reasonable to consider them as dissimilar creatures, rather than as the same creature interpreted differently. The Chinese call the dragon 'lung' (long) because it is deaf. It is the largest of scaly animals, and it has the following nine characteristics. Its head is like a camels, its horns like a deer's, its eyes like a hare's, its ears like a bull's, its neck like an i

Chinese Proverb (a-d)
Add legs to the snake after you have finished drawing it. After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless. An ant may well destroy a whole dam. Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Behind an able man there are always other able men. Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one. Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense. Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. A book holds a house of gold. Butcher the donkey after it finished his job on the mill. A camel standing amidst a flock of sheep. Clear conscience never fears midnight knocking. A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood A crane standing amidst a flock of chickens. Crows everywhere are equally black. A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still has soil uncleaned off the vegetable. Dismantle the bridge shortly after crossing it. Distant water won't he

Chinese Proverb Collection (e-g)
Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. Enough shovels of earth -- a mountain. Enough pails of water -- a river. Even a hare will bite when it is cornered. Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. Fail to steal the chicken while it ate up your bait grain. A fall into a ditch makes you wiser. Fight a wolf with a flex stalk. A flea on the top of a bald head. Flowing water never goes bad; our door hubs never gather termites. A frog in a well shaft seeing the sky. Flies never visit an egg that has no crack. Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials. A good fortune may forbode a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune. Govern a family as you would cook a small fish -- very gently. Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes.

Chinese Proverb Collection (h-i)
Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring. Have a mouth as sharp as a dagger but a heart as soft as tofu. Have one's ears pierced only before the wedding ceremony starts. He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. He who hurries can not walk with dignity. He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes. A horse cannot gain weight if not fed with extra fodder during the night; a man cannot become wealthy without earnings apart from his regular salaries. How can you expect to find ivory in a dog's mouth? How can you put out a fire set on a cart-load of firewood with only a cup of water? If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame. If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come. If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hindred days of sorrow. If you bow at all, bow low. If you do not

Chinese Proverb Collection (j-k)
A Jade stone is useless before it is processed; a man is good-for-nothing until he is educated. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Judge not the horse by his saddle. Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve. Kill a chicken before a monkey. Kill one to warn a hundred. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. Life is a dream walking death is a going home. Like ants eating a bone. Lift a stone only to drop on your own feet. Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one absolutely. The longer the night lasts, the more our dreams will be. Looking for the ass on its very back.

Chinese Proverb Collection (m-o)
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come. The man who does not learn is dark, like one walking in the night. Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech. Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone. Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down. Never write a letter while you are angry. No wind, no waves. Of all the strategems, to know when to quit is the best. Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. Once bitten by a snake, he/she is scared all his/her life at the mere sight of a rope. Once on a tiger's back, it is hard to alight. One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him One monk shoulders water by himself; two can still share the labor among them. When it comes to three, they have to g

Chinese Proverb Collection(p-s)
The palest ink is better than the best memory. Paper can't wrap up a fire. Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon. Play a harp before a cow. Regular feet can't be affected by irregular shoes. Reshape one's foot to try to fit into a new shoe. The saving man becomes the free man. Shed no tears until seeing the coffin. A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study. A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den. A smile will gain you ten more years of life. Some prefer carrot while others like cabbage. Sow much, reap much; sow little, reap little. Steal a bell with one's ears covered.

Chinese Proverb Collection (t-v)
There are always ears on the other side of the wall. There is no silver here: three hundred taels. Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. Three humble shoemakers brainstorming will make a great statesman. A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off. To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an old pleasure with a new friend, and lift up the heart of a true friend by writing his name on the wings of a dragon. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself. Use power to curb power. Vicious as a tigeress can be, she never eats her own cubs.

Chinese Proverb Collection(w-z)
Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it. We are not so much concerned if you are slow as when you come to a halt. A weasel comes to say Happy New Year to the chickens. With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown. When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. When you are poor, neighbors close by will not come; once you become rich, you'll be surprised by visits from (alleged) relatives afar. When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. When you want to test the depths of a stream, don't use both feet. When planning for a year, plant corn. When planning for a decade, plant trees. When planning for life, train and educate people. Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook. You can only go halfway into the darkest forest; then you are coming out the other side. You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head,

Chinese Proverb - Ability
Just do what you do best. ~ Red Auerbach ~ Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study. ~ Francis Bacon ~ I thought he was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises. [Speaking Of Winston Churchill] ~ Arthur James Balfour ~ Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste. ~ Lucille Ball ~ Ability is of little account without opportunity. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte ~ The extent of your consciousness is limited only by your ability to love and to embrace with your love the space around you, and all it contains ~ Ken Carey ~ The king is the man who can. ~ Thomas Carlyle ~ What you see, but can't see over is as good as infinite. ~ Thomas Carlyle ~ No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor. ~ Andrew Carnegie ~ When it is a question of God's almighty Spirit, never say, "I can't." ~ Oswald Chambers

Chinese Proverb - Action
In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire. ~ Charles Francis Adams ~ You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. ~ Leo Aikman ~ The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~ Noelie Alito ~ The greatest potential for control the ends to exist at the point where action takes place. ~ Louis A. Allen ~ A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. ~ Maya Angelou ~ Effective action is always unjust. ~ Jean Anouilh ~ Are you in earnest? Seize this very minute! Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Only engage, and then the mind grows heated. Begin, and then the work will be completed. ~ John Anster ~ Those who are more adapted to the active life can prepare themselves for contemplation in the practice of the active life, while those who are more adapted to the

Chinese Proverb- Adversity
I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the pit, and it was time to scrape myself out of it. ~ Bryan Adams ~ It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. ~ Heartland Advisor ~ The reward of suffering is experience. ~ Aeschylus ~ I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning to sail my ship. ~ Louisa May Alcott ~ Painful as it may be, a significant emotional event can be the catalyst for choosing a direction that serves us--and those around us -- more effectively. Look for the learning. ~ Eric Allenbaugh ~ You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. ~ Barbara De Angelis ~ When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. ~ Mary Kay Ash ~ Every silver lining has a cloud. ~ Avon ~ When walking through t

Chinese Proverb- Ask
Great things are only possible with outrageous requests. ~ Thea Alexander ~ Man, if you gotta ask you'll never know. ~ Louis Armstrong ~ Ask, and it shall be given you; seek; and you shall find; knock and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. [Matthew 7:7-8] ~ Bible ~ You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious! ~ Franklyn Broude ~ Remember you are just an extra in everyone else's play. ~ Stewart Emery ~ If you don't ask, you don't get. ~ Mahatma Gandhi ~ Every moment of your life is infinitely creative and the universe is endlessly bountiful. Just put forth a clear enough request, and everything your heart desires must come to you. ~ Shakti Gawain ~ You create your opportunities by asking for them. ~ Patty Hansen ~ Others have seen what is and asked why. I have

Chinese Proverb-caution
Hasten slowly. ~ Caesar Augustus ~ Whenever our neighbor's house is on fire, it cannot be amiss for the engines to play a little on our own. ~ Edmund Burke ~ Be slow of tongue and quick of eye. ~ Miguel De Cervantes ~ Half the failures in life arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping. ~ A. W. Hare ~ Always count the cost. ~ American Proverb ~ Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. ~ Chinese Proverb ~ Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. ~ Swedish Proverb ~ Beware of all enterprises that require a new set of clothes. ~ Henry David Thoreau ~ Caution is not cowardly. Carelessness is not courage ~ Source Unknown ~ Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before, Bokonon tells us. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.

Chinese Proverb-character
The highest qualities of character… must be earned. ~ Lyman Abbott ~ The quality of strength lined with tenderness is an unbeatable combination, as are intelligence and necessity when unblunted by formal education. ~ Maya Angelou ~ My father told me that if you saw a man in a Rolls Royce you could be sure he was not a gentleman unless he was the chauffeur. ~ Earl of Arran ~ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ~ John Atkinson ~ Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgment will always be in demand under all conditions. ~ Roger Babson ~ Character builds slowly, but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. ~ Faith Baldwin ~ During my eighty-seven years, I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think. ~ Bernard M. Baruch ~

Chinese Proverb-control
Never let the other fellow set the agenda. ~ James Baker ~ Nature has placed mankind under the government of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure... they govern us in all we do, in all we say, in all we think: every effort we can make to throw off our subjection, will serve but to demonstrate and confirm it. ~ John Bentham ~ The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp. ~ John Berry ~ I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. ~ Erma Bombeck ~ Don't let the negativity given to you by the world disempower you. Instead give to yourself that which empowers you. ~ Les Brown ~ Flow with whatever is happening and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate. ~ Chuang Tzu ~ The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Developm

Chinese Proverb-death And Dying
See in what peace a Christian can die. ~ Joseph Addison ~ I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~ Woody Allen ~ There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. ~ Guy Almes ~ A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist. ~ Steward Alsop ~ Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod. ~ Aristophanes ~ Nothing that is really good and God-like dies. ~ Ernest Moritz Arndt ~ Truth sits upon the lips of dying men. ~ Matthew Arnold ~ The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living. ~ W. H. Auden ~ I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death. ~ Francis Bacon ~ When one by one our ties are torn, and frie

Chinese Proverb-experience
Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression. ~ Cleveland Amory ~ My mind withdrew its thoughts from experience, extracting itself from the contradictory throng of sensuous images, that it might find out what that light was wherein it was bathed.... And thus, with the flash of one hurried glance, it attained to the vision of That Which Is. ~ St. Augustine ~ You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing. ~ Arnold Bax ~ Bad experience is a school that only fools keep going to. ~ Ezra Taft Benson ~ Experience. The wisdom that enables us to recognize in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. ~ Ambrose Bierce ~ Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. ~ Josh Billings ~ Experience, like a pale musician, holds a dulcimer of patience in his hand. ~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning ~ W

Chinese Proverb-family
The family is the school of duties... founded on love. ~ Felix Adler ~ You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. ~ Anita Baker ~ Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. ~ Stella Benson ~ You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. ~ Erma Bombeck ~ Other things may change us, but we start and end with family. ~ Anthony Brandt ~ The government is becoming the family of last resort. ~ Jerry Brown ~ The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. ~ Confucius ~ Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in. ~ Ted Cook ~ If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed

Chinese Proverb -faults
The greatest of all faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. ~ Thomas Carlyle ~ When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them. ~ Confucius ~ A fault is sooner found than mended. ~ Ulpian Fulwell ~ People may flatter themselves just as much by thinking that their faults are always present to other people's minds, as if they believe that the world is always contemplating their individual charms and virtues. ~ Elizabeth Gaskell ~ It is well that there is no one without a fault; for he would not have a friend in the world. ~ William Hazlitt ~ It is easier to discover a deficiency in individuals, in states, and in Providence, than to see their real import and value. ~ Georg Hegel ~ I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. ~ Jimmy Hoffa ~ We forget our faults easily when they are known to ourselves alone. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld ~ Fools can find fault, but they can't act anymore wisely. ~ La

Chinese Proverb-freedom
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more. ~ John Adams ~ When we were told that by freedom we understood free enterprise, we did very little to dispel this monstrous falsehood. Wealth and economic well-being, we have asserted, are the fruits of freedom, while we should have been the first to know that this kind of "happiness" has been an unmixed blessing only in this country, and it is a minor blessing compared with the truly political freedoms, such as freedom of speech and thought, of assembly and association, even under the best conditions. ~ Hannah Arendt ~ Within yourself deliverance must be searched for, because each man makes his own prison. ~ Sir Edwin Arnold ~ A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten.

Chinese Proverb-giving
The trick is to realize that after giving your best, there's nothing more to give. ~ Sparky Anderson ~ The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It is only in the giving of oneself to others that we truly live. ~ Ethel Percy Andrus ~ No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning. ~ Barbara De Angelis ~ It is rare indeed that people give. Most people guard and keep; they suppose that it is they themselves and what they identify with themselves that they are guarding and keeping, whereas what they are actually guarding and keeping is their system of reality and what they assume themselves to be. ~ James Baldwin ~ Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving. ~ Mary Bateson ~ Nature does not give to those who will not spend... ~ R.J. Baughan ~ Getters don't get -- givers get. ~ Eugene Benge ~ G

Chinese Proverb-growth
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. ~ Edward Abbey ~ We grow because we struggle, we learn and overcome. ~ R. C. Allen ~ The need of expansion is as genuine an instinct in man as the need in a plant for the light, or the need in man himself for going upright. The love of liberty is simply the instinct in man for expansion. ~ Matthew Arnold ~ Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. ~ Karl Baker ~ I am convinced that the world is not a mere bog in which men and woman trample themselves in the mire and die. Something magnificent is taking place here amid the cruelties and tragedies, and the supreme challenge to intelligence is that of making the noblest and best in our curious heritage prevail. ~ Charles A. Beard ~ Some people are molded by their admirations, others by their hostilities. ~ Elizabeth Bowen ~ Unless a tree has borne blossoms in spring, you will vainly look for fruit on it in autumn.

Chinese Proverb-heart
There is nothing enduring in life for a women except what she builds in a man's heart. ~ Judith Anderson ~ The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, while the heart of the fool is in the house of entertainment. ~ Bible ~ Their is a road from the eye to heart that does not go through the intellect. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton ~ I wear my heart on my sleeve. ~ Princess of Wales Diana ~ Within your heart, keep one still, secret spot where dreams may go. ~ Louise Driscoll ~ Great hearts steadily send forth the secret forces that incessantly draw great events. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~ The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. ~ Benjamin Franklin ~ Some people carry their heart in their head and some carry their head in their heart. The trick is to keep them apart yet working together. ~ David Hare ~ It is not the size of a man but the size of his heart that matters. ~ Evander Hol

Chinese Proverb-humor
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. ~ W. H. Auden ~ We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte ~ Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. ~ Edward De Bono ~ Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. ~ Victor Borge ~ Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~ Mel Brooks ~ A rich man's joke is always funny. ~ Thomas Edward Brown ~ Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law. ~ Dick Clark ~ A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. ~ Fredrich ~ If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~ Mahatma Gandhi ~ Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's

Chinese Proverb-learning
Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence. ~ Abigail Adams ~ It is always in season for old men to learn. ~ Aeschylus ~ There is no more beautiful life than that of a student. ~ F. Albrecht ~ Studies serve for delight, for ornaments, and for ability. ~ Francis Bacon ~ The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~ Newton D. Baker ~ Don't just learn the tricks of the trade. Learn the trade. ~ James Bennis ~ Take good hold of instruction and don't let her go, keep her for she is your life. ~ Bible ~ Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. ~ Roy Jr. Blount ~ Learning how to learn is life's most important skill. ~ Tony Buzan ~ Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. ~ Robert Byrne ~ Only those who have learned a lot a

Chinese Proverb-parents And Parenting
It's a sad moment, really, when parents first become a bit frightened of their children. ~ Ama Ata Aidoo ~ The joys of parents are secret, and so are their grieves and fears. ~ Francis Bacon ~ It's frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself. It seems unfair. You can't assume the responsibility for everything you do --or don't do. ~ Simone De Beauvoir ~ Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss. ~ Samuel Beckett ~ I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say, How can we screw this kid up. ~ Russell Bishop ~ You have to love your children unselfishly. That is hard. But it is the only way. ~ Barbara Bush ~ The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them. ~ Frank A. Clark ~ Parents are not quite interested injustice, they

Chinese Proverb-planning
The short- term plan, then, is an operative plan defining goals in writing and clearly indicating how these goals are to be carried out... ~ American Management ~ A plan is a list of actions arranged in whatever sequence is thought likely to achieve an objective. ~ John Argenti ~ Whatever failures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies I have witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of action without thought. ~ Bernard M. Baruch ~ Most plans are just inaccurate predictions. ~ Ben Bayol ~ At all times it is better to have a method. ~ Mark Caine ~ A trend is a trend is a trend. But the question is, will it bend? Will it alter its course through some unforeseen force and come to a premature end? ~ Alec Cairncross ~ To be prepared is half the victory. ~ Miguel De Cervantes ~ I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks. ~ Winston Churchill ~ Make your mold. The best flux in the world

Chinese Proverb -prosperity
Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. ~ Francis Bacon ~ In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one. ~ James Burgh ~ When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. ~ Confucius ~ Prosperity belongs to those who learn new things the fastest. ~ Paul Zane Pilzer ~ Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed that one is adversity. ~ Plutarch ~ If you want greater prosperity in your life, start forming a vacuum to receive it. ~ Catherine Ponder ~ If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want 100 years of prosperity, grow people. ~ Chinese Proverb ~ All prosperity begins in the mind and is dependent only upon the full use of our creative imagination. ~ Ruth Ross ~ When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend. ~ Mark Twain ~

Chinese Proverb-simplicity
Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser than usual; if with your superiors, no finer. ~ Alford ~ What is conceived well is expressed clearly. ~ Nicholas Boileau ~ To simplify complications is the first essential of success. ~ George Earle Buckle ~ The most complex things are the simplest. ~ Agni Celeste ~ Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge. ~ Winston Churchill ~ Simplicity is a pleasant thing in children, or at any age, but it is not necessarily admirable, nor is affectation altogether a thing of evil. To be normal, to be at home in the world, with a prospect of power, usefulness, or success, the person must have that imaginative insight into other minds that underlies tact and savoir-faire, morality and beneficence. This insight involves sophistication, some understanding

Chinese Proverb-time And Time Management
Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful thought. ~ Joseph Addison ~ I cannot afford to waste my time making money. ~ Louis Agassiz ~ He who lets time rule him will live the life of a slave. ~ John Arthorne ~ To choose time is to save time. ~ Francis Bacon ~ We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning. ~ Henry Ward Beecher ~ There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over. ~ Jack Bergman ~ Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Hector Louis Berlioz ~ Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. ~ Josh Billings ~ You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. ~ Charles Bixton ~ I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. ~ Lou

Chinese Proverb-will And Will Power
A man can do all things if he but wills them. ~ Leon Battista Alberti ~ Self-will so ardent and active that it will break a world to pieces to make a stool to sit on. ~ Richard Cecil ~ Free will and determinism are like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism. The way you play your hand is free will. ~ Norman Cousins ~ What you have to do and the way you have to do it is incredibly simple. Whether you are willing to do it, that's another matter. ~ Peter F. Drucker ~ The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. ~ Robert Frost ~ Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi ~ In oratory the will must predominate. ~ David Hare ~ People do not lack strength; they lack will. ~ Victor Hugo ~ Man was predestined to have free will. ~ Hal Luyah ~ It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. ~

Chinese Proverb -words
No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. ~ Henry Brooks Adams ~ Words of love, are works of love. ~ William R. Alger ~ When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. ~ Gracie Allen ~ Nothing we use or hear or touch can be expressed in words that equal what we are given by the senses. ~ Hannah Arendt ~ By words the mind is winged. ~ Aristophanes ~ A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. ~ Burt Bacharach ~ The words of the world want to make sentences. ~ Gaston Bachelard ~ All words are pegs to hang ideas on. ~ Henry Ward Beecher ~ Today the discredit of words is very great. Most of the time the media transmit lies. In the face of an intolerable world, words appear to change very little. State power has become congenitally deaf, which is why --but the editorialists forget it --terrorists are re

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Chinook oral legend has it that the first MEN of the tribe came from the sky because they were the offspring of Thunderbird. The men then found and plucked women (who were in various stages of development) from the valley floor. This was the first Chinook tribe. Also, the rock where the first Chinook woman was plucked still exists. It has a hole all the way through it where her arms passed right through the middle of the rock. I've never seen it but have been told how to get there and where it is. Very few people know about this place (until now), and I'm not at liberty to tell of its whereabouts. The Chinook creation story centers in Oregon, on Saddle Mountain. That's where Thunderbird layed its eggs. Thunderbird was part man, part spirit being. An Ogress rolled five of Thunderbird's eggs down Saddle Mountain, and five men, each of different color, were born. They found their women growing in various states of development in the valley below. The chief man plucked his wife from

Chinese Roast Chicken With Gravy
Original recipe yield: 4 to 6 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr 30 Min READY IN 1 Hr 45 Min US METRIC SERVINGS About scaling and conversions INGREDIENTS * 1 (4 pound) whole chicken * 3/4 cup soy sauce * 1/3 cup sesame oil * 1 cup chicken stock * 1/8 cup cornstarch * 1/4 cup water DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). 2. Place chicken in a roasting pan. Coat with soy sauce and bake at 400 degrees F (200 degrees C) for 30 minutes; reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) and bake for 1 hour. 3. Drizzle oil over chicken and bake for another 10 minutes. Remove chicken from oven, place on a platter and keep warm. 4. To Make Gravy: Put roasting pan on stove; pour chicken stock into pan and bring to a boil, stirring frequently, scraping up bits of caramelized soy sauce. In a small bowl, combine cornstarch and water and mix; stir this mixture into roasting pan and stir until well combined

Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. M

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on

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HONG KONG/BEIJING (Reuters) - China has uncovered the skeletal remains of a gigantic, surprisingly bird-like dinosaur, which has been classed as a new species. Eight meters (26 ft) long and standing at twice the height of a man at the shoulder, the fossil of the feathered but flightless Gigantoraptor erlianensis was found in the Erlian basin in Inner Mongolia, researchers wrote in the latest issue of Nature. The researchers said the dinosaur, discovered in April 2005, weighed about 1.4 tonnes and lived some 85 million years ago. According to lines of arrested growth detected on its bones, it died as a young adult in its 11th year of life. What was particularly surprising was its sheer size and weight because most theories point to carnivorous dinosaurs getting smaller as they got more bird-like. "It had no teeth and had a beak. Its forelimbs were very long and we believe it had feathers," Xu Xing at the Chinese Academy of Sciences' Institute of Vertebrate Paleontology

Chinese Chicken Salad
4 c. chicken, cooked & diced 1 c. celery, diced 1 green pepper, diced 1 pt. salad dressing 1 (5 oz.) can Chinese noodles 1/4 c. onion, chopped 1 (5 oz.) can Mandarin oranges 1 (15 oz.) can pineapple tidbits 1/2 sm. jar mustard Drain fruit on paper towel after draining liquid off. Combine chicken, celery, onion, green pepper, oranges and pineapple. Add salad dressing and mustard. Blend well and let stand for at least 3 hours. Add Chinese noodles just before serving. Serves 8.

Chinese Sweet - N - Sour Beef
1 (1 lb.) top round steak, 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick Natural meat tenderizer, seasoned or unseasoned 5 tbsp. oil 1 lg. onion, cut in thin wedges 1 can (8 1/2 oz.) water chestnuts, drained & sliced 1 green pepper, cut in squares 1 can (13 1/4 oz.) pineapple tidbits or chunks, undrained 2 tbsp. ketchup 1 tbsp. wine vinegar 2 tbsp. soy sauce 1/2 tsp. sugar 1 tbsp. cornstarch 2 firm ripe tomatoes, cut in eighths Hot cooked rice or chow mein noodles 1 frozen pea pods Trim excess fat from beef. Prepare meat, one side at a time, with meat tenderizer as follows: Thoroughly moisten meat with water. Sprinkle tenderizer as evenly as can over entire meat surface. To insure penetration of tenderizer and retina meat juices, pierce meat deeply with fork at 1/2 inch intervals with sharp knife. Cut beef diagonally across grain into thin slices. In wok or large skillet heat 3 tablespoons oil until hot but not smoking. Quickly brown beef over high heat, stirring rapidly 3 to 4 minutes. Re

Chinese Horoscope
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHE

Chinese Proverbs Vol. 2
CHiNESE PROVERBS VOL.2 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who often put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who goes fishing in other mans' well often catches crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chinese Proverbs Vol. 1
CHiNESE PROVERBS VOL. 1 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* You shouldn't shower with a pokemon, he might pikachu. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chinese Get Fancy With Toilets
A lulu of a loo Public toilet has 1,000 stalls in four stories Chongqing officials hope for Guinness record "We are spreading toilet culture," official says BEIJING, China (AP) -- They're flush with pride in Chongqing, where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 30,000 square feet. Officials in the southwestern Chinese city plan to ask Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday. "We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy." Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there's a cluster of s

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired . Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in bas

Chinese Horoscope
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NA

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, Chen Lee

Chinese Walnut Chicken
Ingredients: * 1 teaspoon cornstarch * 1 Tablespoon water * 1 egg white, beaten * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into one-inch cubes * 3 Tablespoons soy sauce * 1 Tablespoon bourbon * 1/2 teaspoon sugar * 4 Tablespoons oil * 3 whole scallions, cut into 2-inch slivers * 2 slices fresh ginger, minced * 1 medium garlic clove, minced * 3/4 cup coarsely chopped walnuts Hot cooked rice Method In a bowl, mix together cornstarch, water and egg white. Add chicken and toss until thoroughly mixed. In a small bowl, combine soy sauce, bourbon and sugar. Set aside. Heat a wok or large heavy skillet over high heat until a drop of water "skittles" across and evaporates immediately. Add 2 Tablespoons of oil, swirl, and add chicken. Quickly stir-fry 3 to 5 minutes or until no pink shows. Quickly remove from pan and set aside. Reduce heat to medium-high and add the remaining oil to pan. Add scallions, ginger and garlic;

Chinese Proverbs!!!
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~

Chinese Proverbs
* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run in front of car get tyred. * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~ * ~* ~* ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man with one chopstick go hungry. * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* War does

Chinese Horoscope (freakishly Correct)
Body: Body: DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN..T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. (note from Joe Resendez) WHAT THE FUCK!!! THIS SHIT IS MESSED UP MAN IT WAS LIKE FUCKING DE JA VU A LA VERGA LOL IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH (note from Susi)This really made my heart like jump into my throat. It is majorly creepifying. Honestly I did not even cheat, and it came out with answers I didn't even let myself believe until now.(end note) {NOTE FROM ELANESE}WTF OMFG!! IT WAS SSOOOOO RITE !! THATS FREAKY! REALLY FREAKY. TRY BUT DONT READ AHEAD OR U WILL REGRET IT.. ITS REALY COOL DONT CHEAT! [[NOtE FROM ADRiANA]] YO KiDZ THiS SHiT WORKZ i THOUG iT WAS GOiN tO B SOME DUMB THiN BUT OMG WEN MY lOVER NAME MATHCED && STUF OMG i GOT FREAKED OUt...!! THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! ... THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME

Chinese Horoscope (freakishly Correct)
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN..T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. (note)This really made my heart like jump into my throat. It is majorly creepifying. Honestly I did not even cheat, and it came out with answers I didn't even let myself believe until now.(end note) THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE N

Chinese Horoscope
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN..T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. (note from Susi)This really made my heart like jump into my throat. It is majorly creepifying. Honestly I did not even cheat, and it came out with answers I didn't even let myself believe until now.(end note) THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL NO CHEATING!!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of pape

Chinese Torture ?
A tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice". Th

Chinese Imports
With a lot of manufacturing jobs moving over to China, are we setting ourselves up for failure???? Hmmmmmmm....... Let's look at the facts that have been uncovered in recent months. I'll start with the mass pet food recall that killed several pets. The cause of the recall was because of contaminated ingredient glutin, which was imported from China. It gets worse. The U.S. is importing seafood from China. Some of it is farm raised in ponds that the EPA would condem. This food is not being properly inspected and tested by the FDA. Yet, we Americans keep buying it. And for the latest, Matel is recalling millions of toys because the paint used on them contains excessive amounts of lead. And these toys are made guess where... That's right! China. Are we really better off getting our food and goods from China? They could be taking us down without us even knowing it. What would happen if the U.S. got involved in a major war similar to WWII? We would not have the man

Chinese Fried Chicken
1 frying chicken, in bite size pieces (do not skin or bone) 3 c. Wesson oil 3 oz. peanuts, crushed 6 heaping tbsp. flour 2 egg whites 4 tbsp. water Salt - pinch 1/4 tsp. baking powder Cut chicken with cleaver or hit knife with rolling pin. Mix peanuts, flour, egg whites, water, salt and baking powder. Coat chicken with batter. Fry until golden brown in a deep fryer at 355 degrees. Serve with sauce: 2 tsp. soy sauce Dash of Worcestershire sauce 1/2 c. plum jam or jelly 1/4 c. ketchup Heat all ingredients in saucepan until smooth. Serve sauce separately.

Chinese Horoscope
NO CHEATING!!!!THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWNONE LINE AT THE TIMEDON..T READ AHEAD otherwiseYOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,WRITE DOWN ANY2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERSOF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT 4. WRITE ANYONES NAME(like FRIENDS or F

Chinese Good Luck Symbols: The Power Of Chinese Dragons
Chinese dragons are believed to be the most powerful and important symbol in feng shui and Chinese folklore. It is the symbol of protection and success. It is regarded as the Supreme Being among all creatures temples and shrines have been built to honor them. There are nine dragons , the earth dragon, the wind dragon, sea dragon, water dragon, sky dragon, fire dragon, golden dragon, mountain dragon and heavenly dragon. Chinese Dragons control the rain, rivers, lakes, and seas. Being the divine mythical animal, the Dragon can ward off wandering evil spirits, protect the innocent and bestow safety to all. Dragon is traditionally associated with East direction and it is believed that Placing image of dragon on the East side of home or office will protect from negative energy and will bring great fortune. Chinese Dragon & Phoenix -- For Happy Marriage Chinese dragon and phoenix are the perfect couple which symbolizes Yang (dragon )and Yin (phoenix ) in feng shui. Ph

Chinese Proverbs
Chinese Proverbs ! * "Virginity like bubble. . . One prick - all gone!" * "Man who run in front of car get tired" * "Man who run behind car get exhausted" * "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day" * "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." * "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" * "Man with one chopstick go hungry." * "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails." * "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." * "Baseball is wrong. . . Man with four balls cannot walk!" * "Panties not best thing on earth. . . but next to it." * "War doesn't determine who's right . . . War determines who's left." * "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house." * "Man who sleep in cat house by day . . . sleep in doghouse by night." * "Man who fight with wife all day . . . get no piece at night!" * "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" * "It ta

Chinese Secret Society Challenges Illuminati
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Revolution! Ask Why. Date: 15 Sep 2007, 13:37 Chinese Secret Society Challenges IlluminatiChinese Secret SocietyChallenges IlluminatiBy Henry Makow PhD6-30-7 A Chinese secret society with 6 million members, including 1.8 million Asian gangsters and 100,000 professional assassins, have targeted Illuminati members if they proceed with world depopulation plans, according to Tokyo-based journalist Benjamin Fulford, 46. They contacted Fulford, a Canadian ex pat, after he warned that the Illuminati plan to reduce the Asian population to just 500 million by means of race-specific biological weapons. "The Illuminati, with the exception of Japan, is very much a white man's game," Fulford says. The secret society confirmed Fulford's information and asked him for advice. He provided a list of 10,000 people associated with the Illuminati, mainly members of the Bilderberg, CFR and Skull and Bones. Neo Cons are also high priority tar

Chinese Recalls!!!
(Personally, I'm avoiding anything made in China for a long time) China Recalls Tainted Leukemia Drugs Sunday, September 16, 2007 BEIJING — Chinese authorities ordered the recall of tainted leukemia drugs blamed for leg pains and other problems, state media reported Sunday, the latest crisis to strike the country's embattled food and drug industries. Most of the drugs involved — methotrexate and cytarabin hydrochloride — have been recovered and authorities have traced the remainder, the Xinhua News Agency said. The report did not say if any of the drugs had been exported. Authorities have banned the sale and distribution of the drugs, produced by the Shanghai Hualian Pharmaceutical Co., it said. China, a major global supplier, has been facing growing international pressure to improve the quality of its exports after dangerous toxins — from lead to an antifreeze ingredient — were found in goods including toys and toothpaste. Xinhua said the State Food and Drug Admin

Chinese Proverbs (too Funny!)
CHINESE PROVERBS *LOL* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who f

Chinese Cultural Center
Raema,Matthole and I went to the CCC yesterday and I took too many pictures lol. so! I'm putting them on here so ya'll can see them. The center is very very pretty and is in the middle of the city!!! you forget where you are until a car speeds by.

Chinese Newlyweds
The Chinese Newlyweds A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have heard about ..numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...chicken wiff broccori ??

Chinese Takeout
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

Chinese Wonton Soup
Chinese Wonton Soup 1 lb (450 g) ground pork 1 10-ounce (280 g) package frozen spinach, thawed, squeezed dry, and very finely chopped 2 Tbs (30 ml) soy sauce 1 tsp (5 ml) finely chopped fresh ginger Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1/2 lb (225 g) wonton wrappers 6 cups (1.5 L) chicken stock 1 cup (25 ml) chopped watercress or fresh spinach leaves Combine the pork, spinach, soy sauce, ginger, salt, and pepper in a bowl and mix thoroughly. Place about 1 teaspoon (5 ml) of the filling just below the center of a wonton wrapper. Roll one corner of the wrapper over the filling and tuck it under the filling. Moisten the exposed wrapper with a finger dipped in water and roll the filling over the wrapper to make a cylinder, leaving about 1/2 inch (1 cm) of the wrapper unrolled. Pull the ends of the wrapper down and away from the exposed tip until they meet and overlap, and press them together. Repeat with the remaining filling and wonton wrappers. Bring the stock to a boil

Chinese
Chinese Love naughty jokes? Click here to joint this group A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

Chinese Zodiac Oct 26th 1976 The Dragon
The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor. Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achievin

Chinese The Double0 Way
Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right............... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...................... Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man................... Dum Fuk 5) Small horse.................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan? 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here........... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone......... No Pah King 12) staying out of sight........... Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu 15)Great...... ........... Fa Kin Su Pah If u understood this, rep

Chinese Proverbs
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded e

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get

Chinese Zodiac - The Horse
CHINESE ZODIAC - THE HORSE A lively and high-spirited year for all. Life will be hectic and punctuated with adventures. People will find themselves reckless, romantic and carefree. A definite time for advancement. We will find it quite agreeable to keep in step with the delightful Horse. This will be a time when decisions and projects will be incorporated at high speed and with efficiency. Action will be the key word. Everything is on the go and we should take care not to drive ourselves too hard. It will be a rewarding but exhausting year. Exhilarating yet frustrating at times, this year's pace will tax our reserve energies and leave us feeling depleted. It is a good time for letting off steam and doing all the whimsical things you ever dreamed about. Listen to your senses. The wind may be changing constantly, but once you have picked up the scent, follow your intuitions. Planning and procrastinating will be shoved aside. The impulsive influence of the Horse, coupled with his self

A Chinese Couple Gets Married
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give ou anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want". "What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

Chinese
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give ou anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want". "What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

Chinese Horoscope Tiger
WOOD TIGER Horoscope Jan 26, 1914 to Feb 13, 1915 Jan 23, 1974 to Feb 10, 1975 Tiger people are sympathetic, kind, emotional, and sensitive. At movies, they can cry their eyes out! Despite their kindness, they can be extremely short-tempered. The rage of Tigers is terrible to behold but it also gives them the adrenaline needed for the sublimest of bravery. The Tiger is also a deep thinker and can make the most astonishing intellectual connections, with great mental agility. On the negative side, they tend to be suspicious and a bit self-centered, OK selfish, and indecisive. Above everything, however, the Tiger stands as a supreme emblem of protection over human life, admirable always. Soup and Oolong Tea are among the keys to good health. Look no further than the Wood Tiger for true friendship. This compassionate human being is always ready to lend his or her shoulder for friends to lean on. Friends show a reciprocal spirit. When the Wood Tiger needs it, frien

Chinese Peroverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house sho

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one

Chinese Astrology
The Chinese astrological cycle begins with the year of the Rat; consequently those born within this category like to be first, pioneers, at the forefront of the action. Because of this, they tend to see themselves as a cut above the others. Restless and inquisitive, those born under the influence of the Rat are active, both physically and mentally, and tend to lead busy lives. Challenge is essential to them for they love the thrill of living dangerously, adapting easily to different environments and surviving against all odds. With clairvoyance, intuition, perspicacity and an eye for detail, Rats are formidable problem solvers, finding workable solutions to the knottiest problems. Travelling is one of their favorite pastimes. They have a natural talent for the arts, specifically writing. The Rat possesses attributes ranging from charming and humorous to honest and meticulous. The Chinese say those born in these years make good and wise advisors, yet they can never decide for themselv

Chinese Astrology - The Monkey
The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this influence have an innately low boredom threshold. Inquisitive in the extreme and forever believing that the grass is greener elsewhere, they need to find continual stimulation to keep themselves interested and amused. However, often Monkeys are too clever for their own good and can be mettlesome, opportunistic, and unscrupulous to the point of being tricky and manipulative. This is because Monkey types possess acute psychological perspicacity which enables them to read people like books. In particular, women under the Monkey influence can play rather subtle games with members of the opposite sex. And although Monkeys give the impression of getting on fabulously with everybody, this great rapport is often nothing but a ruse -- Monkeys are in fact egotistical and selfish. They tend to be lazy, concentrating

China.com
Some time later this year, more Chinese will be online than Americans--perhaps as soon as June, reckons Hu Yanping, of the China Internet Information Center, part of the government-backed Internet Society of China. It's a milestone more symbolic than significant, another example of how China's fast growth and sheer population size catapult it to No. 1 in what seems like every aspect of life. But dig into the numbers and you see Americans and Chinese are alike in one respect at least. In both countries, more people are spending more time and more money online. The numbers to support Hu's forecast come from the center's latest annual report on online usage, Netguide 2008. It forecasts there will be 244 million Chinese using the Internet by the end of this year, up from 182 million in 2006. That would take the penetration rate to 14%. In the U.S., the equivalent ratio is more than 70%. Driving the growth: more widely available broadband access, another echo of the U.S. And much l