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A Christmas Story, Luke
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9 And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were in great fear. 10 And the angel said to them, Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people. 11 For to you is born this day, in the city of David, a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. 12 And this shall be a sign to you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling-clothes, lying in a manger. 13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will towards men.

Christmas Song
in my opinion the best Christmas song ever.. other than "X12 Days of XXXMASX" by From First To Last "Christmas Song" by Owl City It's Christmas and we walk alone Two strangers with no one to miss us On our own Out in the cold trudging onward Braving a harsh winter storm You and I met passing by And now our spirits feel warm I don't have anyone at home to talk to And you don't have anything to do So I'll spend my Christmas with you I'll spend my Christmas with you Its Christmas and we are in love With the way that the soft snowflakes kiss us From far above the blustery breeze Trudging onward Braving a harsh winter storm You and I met passing by And now our spirits feel warm I believe that Jesus is truly the only way And I celebrate Christmas because it's his birthday I don't have anyone at home to talk to And you don't have anything to do So I'll spend my Christmas with you I'll spend my Christmas with you I'll spend my Christmas with you

Christmas Party Games For Adults
Candy Hand Cuffs Eat your way Through These!These colorful Candy Handcuffs make the sweetest gift for that special romantic occasion.Made from candy, just like we had as kidsIf you remember those candy necklaces thousands of children use to consume, the Candy handcuffs are the same type. Designed as an edible hancuff, this candy is a perfect gift for a special occasion such as Valentine's Day, Honeymoons, Birthdays, or an anniversary. Famous People The Game of Celebrity Impersonations Roll out the red carpet! Because when you play this game, you and your friends ARE the celebrities! Famous People is the hilarious game where you try to get your teammates to guess as many names of celebrities as they can in one minute. Act, sing, tap dance, hit a home run, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! Famous People sets the stage for your most entertaining performances! Dirty Dominoes Includes 28 naughty dominoes and rules for 9 Dirty Domino games. 9 naughty word strategy games where you match simil

Christmas Dinner
About to go have Christmas dinner with the fam. So glad I decided not to go to the firehouse and spend it with my family instead. I've done enough that I don't feel bad staying home; I've spent enough holidays, birthdays, etc. at the firehouse that some of the younger guys can take a turn doing it. Merry Christmas everyone!

Christmas
So tis the season LOL. I had a great christmas, not alot of money this year im in a new state and dont make alot of money but i did the best I could.I started my christmas day waking up at 2am. I cleaned like a MAD woman you know cause my mom gives me the glove test:) I finally finished around 9 am, by that time i was exhausted. But i was brave and went to LAST minute xmas shop(IDK what i was thinking).I finally get home sleep for 1 hour and then the festivities began. We watched a christmas carol the OG version , I was half asleep n druling. Than a movie called we were no angels, MY MOMS movies (sigh). Finally dinner time. We had tacos, enchilladas, chilli relinos(IDK how to spell them) and spanish rice, n salsa.As i was eating the chilli relinos i began to turn purple gaspin for air OMFG they were so Goddam hot!!!!!! Three glasses of milk later and i was finally pink again!!! hahahah the chllis just about killed all of us but thats what family is for to suffer through moments of pa

A Christmas Story.
I MuMMed about this user before. I finally got sick of it and blocked him. If anyone knows me, they know I'm not fake. Bottom up. Per: I'm not fake, I just don't have time for needy people that expect me to give them all of my attentionHim: fake ass friendPer: sure thingHim: take me outa ur familyPer: okayHim: ok will doPer: look I thought you deleted me?Him: fu whore nowHim: well bye thenHim: yep All because I was commenting to Tom [Philemon] and buying Suga. I really don't have time for emo shit. I have enough drama in my life, why bring in other people's?

Christina Ricci Tells Hollywood To Help America
There not many entertainers I admire but one has come the top of my list. Christina Ricci for chiding the Hollywood types for ignoring the human needs of Americans. She’s right when she said, “We forget we have our own impoverished kids that need adopting, we have our own really needy community.” She goes on to say “…we do tend to forget about America.” Hollywood types are always raising money for other countries. Why not American causes? You go Christina. Read more http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/08/stars-speak-hollywood-forgets-americans-need-charitable-support/ BlastFM doesn’t forget those who want great music. We just keep it coming 24/7. Hit us up! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Chris Brown - Forever
1, 2, 3, 4. Hey Hey Oh... Hey Hey Oh... It's you and me moving At the speed of light into eternity yer, Tonight is the night to join me in the middle of ecstasy. Feel the melody in the rhythm of the music around you, around you I'm gonna take you there, I'm gonna take you there So don't be scared I'm right here baby We can go anywhere, go anywhere But first it's your chance, Take my hand come with me [Chorus:] It's like I've waited my whole life for this one night It's gonna be me you and the dance floor 'cause we've only got one night Double your pleasure Double your fun and dance Forever (ever, ever) Forever (ever, ever) Forever (ever, ever) Forever girl forever Forever (ever, ever) Forever (ever, ever) Forever (ever, ever) Forever on the dance floor Feels like we're on another level Feels like our loves intertwined, We can be two rebels breaking the rules me and you, you and I All you got to do is watch me Look what I can do with my feet Baby feel the beat inside, I'm driving yo

Christa Knows Me So Well :d Sugarland - Stuck Like Glue
Absolutely no one who knows me better No one that can make me feel so good How did we stay so long together When everybody Everybody said we never would And just when I I start to think they’re right That love has died There you go making my heart beat again Heart beat again, heart beat again There you go making me feel like a kid Won’t you do it and do it one time There you go pulling me right back in Right back in, right back in And I know I’m never letting this go I’m stuck on you Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Stuck like glue You and me baby We’re stuck like glue Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Stuck like glue You and me baby We’re stuck like glue Some days I don’t feel like trying Some days you know I wanna just give up When it doesn’t matter who’s right Fight about it all night Had enough You give me that look I’m sorry baby let’s make up You do that thing that makes me laugh And just like that There you go making my heart beat again Heart

Christian Drug Rehab
Christian Drug Rehab If the problems you or a loved one suffers stem from problem drug abuse, you must accept that these problems are not primarily mental or free will issues. Addictions are not about will power. The problems facing addicts, alcoholics, and their families are miserable, disgusting, and infuriating. They are often hopelessly discouraging. But to imagine that an addict "could change if he wanted to" is a serious misunderstanding of the long term dynamic of addictive disorder. The fact is precisely that an addict cannot change in the long run even if he wants to! That is the definition of addiction: "the loss of control over the use of a substance." A visit to a Christian drug rehab program will prove that recovery is indeed achievable when spiritual principles are carefully applied. The problem an alcoholic or drug addict faces is one of power. He must come to the place where he admits that he is powerless of his substance abuse and that his life has

Christina-fighter...
After all you put me throughYou'd think I'd despise youBut in the end I wanna thank you'Cause you made me that much strongerWell I, thought I knew youThinking, that you were trueGuess I, I couldn't trustCalled your bluff, time is up'Cause I've had enoughYou were, there by my sideAlways, down for the rideBut your, joy ride just came down in flames'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmmAfter all of the stealing and cheatingYou probably think that I hold resentment for youBut, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to doI wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull throughSo I wanna say thank you, cause it...Makes me that much strongerMakes me work a little bit harderIt makes me that much wiserSo thanks for making me a fighterMade me learn a little bit fasterMade my skin a little bit thickerMakes me that much smarterSo thanks for making me a fighterOh, ohhNever, saw it comingAll of, your backstabbingJust so, you could cash inOn a good thing before I rea

Christmas Surprise
hey look in the sky and what do you seethe look of a man in a sleigheight tiny reindeer pulling it through the nightcan it be, i think it is, oh my god it is....ho ho through the night is what you here in the distanceho ho through the night sky oh no it is....ho ho just getting closeras you see it coming closer you heart beats so fastfaster then you ever felt in your entire lifehere he comes closer and closerho ho through the night is what you here in the distanceho ho through the night sky oh no it is....ho ho just getting closernow you can see a little better as he gets closerthe reindeer are skeleton deerhow can this be...and you squint to see if you can see who is driving the sleighbut all you hear is....ho ho through the night is what you here in the distanceho ho through the night sky oh no it is....ho ho just getting closernow you can see who is driving the sleighand all you can do is stand there in shockoh no...it's not...oh my god it's....it's jack...how can this be it's suppo

Christo-celtic Spell-prayer Agianst The Powers Of Darkness
On Terra (earth) in this fateful hourI place all Heaven with its powerthe sun with its brightnessthe snow with its whitenessthe fire with all the strength it haththe lightning with its rapid wraththe winds with their swiftness along their paththe sea with its deepnessthe rocks with their steepnessthe earth with it starknessall these I placeWith God's almighty help and gracebetween myself and the powers of darkness

Christmas Gift Idea
Christmas gift idea APPLE DOES IT AGAIN Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Christmas Ii
Ok, if you don't know what I'm talking about, find the original blog...if you do know what I'm talking about, you're about to become confused as I am...basically I'm hoping you get a headache from all the purty colours...name next to gift means that person has indicated interest (does not mean gift is off the cards for everyone else...although it may do in some cases) I should've gotten on to this earlier, so please start sending me your addresses now (NB: if you think you've sent it to me before, please send it again, I'll pay attention this time). Me: Greenstone – Peacey - need address Lavender Jade – Jasmine (with candy - JAFFAS) Card – Joey - need address Ice-cream/Anti-Jasmine Salutes – Robert Book – Mb, Helly Bath Salts/lotions - Sproet & Her Bish, Rio, Helly, LilTease Jewellery-making stuffs – Sproet & her Bish Chocolate stuff – LilTease Bone pendant – Suga (with candy - Pinky Bars) Lock of Poodle Hair – Du

Christmas Salutes
Hey errybody, I just was inspired by a certain ladyfriend....Wouldnt it be AWESOME if everyone made Christmas salutes for me( and each other )if you choose??....id post them in my pics and we could exchange them at our leisure???.....I am trying hard to get into the Spirit of giving...i figure since a pic is worth 1000 words, we could have fun with it...... what say you peoples???

Christmas Cards For Wounded Soldiers
When filling out your Christmas cards this year, take ONE CARD and SEND it to this address: A Recovering American Soldier, c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center, 6900 Georgia Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20307-5001. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these soldiers could get. We need to help bring up their spirits. Please re-post!!!!!

Christmas Carols For The Mentally Disturbed
Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland...miles away from my home, in my robe and slippers Schizophrenia : Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality: We Three Kings Disoriented Are Narcissistic: Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic: Deck The Halls, and house and lawn and trees and stores and streets and fireplaces.... Paranoid: Santa Clause Is Coming To Town...To kill me. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, Im gonna Cry, Im gonna Pout maybe I will tell you why... Borderline Personality: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire ADD: Silent night..LOOK A BUNNY, CAN I HAVE A CHOCOLATE, ARE WE THERE YET????? OCD: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells

Christmas Stuff
Not Tellin's blog about favorite Christmas songs is the inspiration for this blog. What is your favorite Christmas movie? Or favorite Christmas special on tv or favorite scene from a Christmas episode of a favorite show? Favorite Christmas movies: It's a Wonderful Life White Christmas A Christmas Story Miracle on 34th Street Christmas specials: A Charlie Brown Christmas Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer Frosty the Snowman Favorite Christmas scene from a tv show: The Holiday Armadillo!! Ross Gellar from Friends dresses up as an armadillo for his son because that's the only costume available. Your turn!

Christmas
snowflakes dancing across the sky clouds overhead like giant marshmallows cold air tickling my nose children playing and laughing Christmas is near the tree is decorated the lights are flashing radio playing merry tunes family is visiting yummy treats are baking Christmas is near church bells are ringing choirs are singing feeling of love is all around Christmas is near my favorite time of year Christmas

Christmas Again
Merry Xmass To All This year is Supposed to be Worse, and for a Lot of People it is" But For me Its Turning out to be a Good Year Iam Still Working My Company Actually Gave Me a Bonus this year! I have My house and my Health Which Means iam Doing better than many americans And Iam Gratefull! So Last year Was Bad For Me This Year is better Hopefully For All Of Us! Merry Christmas & Have a Happy New Year!

Christmas Eve 2010
December 24, 2010 Happy Holidays! I am writing this note to bring you all some Christmas cheer and to let you know how very much you all mean to me. This has been the most extremely trying year that I have had in a long time. If you are receiving this you already know everything pretty much that there is to know so there is no point rehashing old news. What you don't realize is the impact that each of you has had on this one individual life and that is the purpose of this holiday note to you all. I have the most amazing friends in the world. Whether they are shoring me up mentally, carrying me physically to the doctor, paying my bills or just metaphorically spraying glue on me to keep me from flying apart; someone is always there to be whatever it is I need at any given moment. THANK YOU! Those two words in and of themselves are so insignificant in comparison to what I receive from each of you daily. If I could, I would come to each of you individua

Christmas
A True ChristmasWe all see Santa Claus (a.k.a. Saint Nicholas) as the one who can live forever. Well Santa Claus was actually a person who lived a long time ago. He used to make small toys when he was a child and leave them in people’s homes every year for Christmas. He understood the true meaning of Christmas; a day when Jesus was given to the world, to later become the world’s redemption.As time passed a new family moved into his village. They had a young girl, whom he wanted to make smile with one of his gifts. The new family had locks on their doors, and there was no way to get in to leave a gift; he pondered how to bring happiness to this family at Christmas. He looked on the roof and saw the chimneys, and decided to use the chimney as a way into the home. Needles too say, he succeeded in leaving a gift in her home, and brought great happiness in the home. The young man’s name was Nicholas. After his death the news of what he had did in his life spread

Christmas Poem
Christmas PoemTWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,HE LIVED ALL ALONE,IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OFPLASTER AND STONE.I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEYWITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,AND TO SEE JUST WHOIN THIS HOME DID LIVE.I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,NOT EVEN A TREE.NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURESOF FAR DISTANT LANDS.WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,A SOBER THOUGHTCAME THROUGH MY MIND.FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,SILENT, ALONE,CURLED UP ON THE FLOORIN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,NOT HOW I PICTUREDA UNITED STATES SOLDIER.WAS THIS THE HEROOF WHOM I'D JUST READ?CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,THE FLOOR FOR A BED?I REALIZED THE FAMILIESTHAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERSWHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.SOON ROUND THE WORLD,THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELE

Christmas Photo Set!
Heyy lovers :) In honor of xmas im giving away my VERY naughty pic set for FREE! How do u get it? Go here ..... mygirlfundDOTcom/vicious_vixen .. Send me a message saying "merry christmas" and i will send it to your private inbox on there! Its FREE to make a page there! This offer is ONLY good for tonight & tomorrow after that your out of luck so get it while it hot! xoxo

Christmas 2010
Christmas is a happy time, a time for family. In my family it’s a mix feeling time of year. I try not to think of it much because it’s a downer for sure. Christmas eve was the ninth anniversary of my father passing. Wow almost ten years ago a whole decade. Even tho it’s been that long, I still remember that Christmas eve. Living here in Kansas, I was calling NYC and wishing my family a merry Christmas. Dad been battling throat cancer. And was doing well. I called and I first talked with my mom, she told me how festive everyone was and that she had a good talk with my dad. Talked about the good and the bad about their relationship. Cleared a lot of air. Before having dinner that night he took a nap. So there I was talking to her as she tells me this and I got to talk with the rest of the family. I had a good conversation with my sister and my grandmother, and once again with my mom. Then she asked if I wanted to talk to him, I said sure and she tried to wake hi

Christal Dior Watches Specializing In Typically The Fortunate Selection
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Christmas Blast
I submitted my blast for approval, it will be my first one.. so watch for it please..catch a screen shot for me if you can..http://www.fubar.com/blast_details.php?uid=766362&blastid=160464&btype=1 Go Packers! oh and good morning, i has my coffee. I read about 30 quotes from some random website and i think i chose an important thought for my blast, at least its important for me at the moment. kids are off to school and i need to call a company I applied for a job with..wish me luck its cold out, damned cold front engulfing half the united states. thats about all i got for now.. I havent made a blog in a while..idky as you were

Chris Brown - I Need This
stop, whr am i, Shock, I can't cryPop, I need some spaceNo, this isn't meOh, please let me breatheI'll be back sooner than you knowI need this space just like you need airI need this time, time to clear up my mindWait, did you hear that? Shh... Hear my heart beat? Shh...I need this feeling, whoa yeah, I really need thisWhoa, I've been blindI hope I'll be fineDon't call me back, noYes, I see lightNow, it's so brightCall my name, I'll be thr soonI need this space just like you need airI need this time, time to clear up my mindWait, did you hear that? Shh... Hear my heart beat? Shh...I need this feelingWait, did you hear that? Shh... Hear my heart beat? Shh...I need this feeling, whoa yeah, I really need thisI need this [x2]I really need thisYou know it's not personalSorry if I'm hurting youPlease don't give up on me nowI needed this time aloneTo know I could come back homeTo breathe, breathe, breathe

Christopher.... A Rant
I am so bloody sick of the name Christopher. Why does every mother and father think about naming their son Christopher? Why does it annoy me so much? Because I like differences. I used to have 1 Chris in my cell phone. Then last week, just boom! I had 3. Now, if your name is Christopher, don't take this to heart. I know it's not your fault you have a common name. I really have nothing against the name. I'm just annoyed that so many people have the exact same name.

Christmas Cheer
Emerging from the shelter of this urine sodden doorway, He ventures beyond in to the raging precipitation of a cold wet December day, Each shard of silvered raindrop cut him to the bone, And leaves him bloodied and bruised, Turning his blinking vision to filters of scarlet, Passers by stopping to watch him stumbling past, As his legs struggle to co-ordinate, Both stepping together, then opposite, This vile all-consuming poison floods those tortured veins, And rages through that hazy mind, Her face in flashes splayed across that broken mind, Crawling through muddied puddles on hands and knees, To the darkened house with no festive cheer on display, The Christmas spirit in a brown paper bag, No glass needed, The destruction of vital organs silenced by the gurgling neck of shaped glass, Emblazoned with the logo of the peddlers own branding, Scotch, Russian, Polish or Mexican, If it’s on offer its in fashion, Or one with a chaser of the other, Kills all known germ

Chris Selley’s Full Pundit: Clifford Olson Is Dying. Kill Him!
The shock of the new In which Ottawa fears change on several different fronts. We’re not quite sure why the prospect of Clifford Olson’s death seems to be rekindling a debate about capital punishment in Canada — the Sun Media editorialists want him “hang[ed] before cancer gets to claim him,” but they want to kill all sorts of people,burberry outlet and we don’t really see what one thing has to do with the other. We’re also not sure why they think Russell Williams might have stopped at one murder if Canada had the death penalty. And we’re a bit amazed anyone could write an editorial this week in favour of capital punishment, and of holding a referendum on the subject, without mentioning the unholy mess in Georgia. If anything, support in Canada might have gone down this week. The Toronto Star‘s Rosie DiManno allows herself a rare moment of smug Canadian superiority when it comes to the death penalty — which, as she says, puts

Christian Music Radio
This is a ministry that we are trying to start. In the day and age that we are in today, it is still not P.C. or proper to promote good wholesome Christian music unless you are a full-fledged Christian church with a huge membership it seems... What this ministry is about, and what we want to do is start a radio station that is not affiliated with a specific church that plays good wholesome Christian music for the area of Northern Virginia. We want to bring information and uplifting music to those in the Northern Virginia area that are currently not able to listen to it in their vehicles, out in the fields, or while exercising. Currently there are NO Christian music radio stations that serve Northern Virginia, and we feel that it is a shame and something that can be corrected. We currently want to start playing some of the old styling’s of artists such as (but definitely not limited to) Acappella, Michael Card, Keith Green, Rich Mullins, Mike Mesnard, Allison Krause & Union Stati

Christmas Auction......get Your Offers In Now
*CHRISTMAS AUCTION* http://fubar.com/user.php?u=738856&friend=738856 CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO ENTER....PLEASE RATE FAN, ADD, AND LIKE AUCTION ENTRY FEE DUE UPON RECIEPT OF OFFERS $100,000 FU-BUX OR 4 CREDITS I AM GONNA BE HOLDING A CHRISTMAS AUCTION....TAKING ENTRIES UNTIL DECEMBER 9, 2011 12AM EST. MEANING I WILL STOP ACCEPTING ENTRIES LATE THURSDAY NIGHT WHEN THE CLOCK HITS MIDNIGHT. PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME YOUR OFFERS AND A LINK TO THE PICTURE YOU WANT TO USE IN THE AUCTION. I WILL POST ALL OFFERS IN A SEPERATE FOLDER IN MY PHOTOS AND KEEP IT CLOSED UNTIL THE AUCTION BEGINS ON DECEMBER 9TH, 2011 AT 12 PM EST. THE ENTRY FEE FOR THE AUCTION IS $100,000 FU-BUX OR 4 CREDITS. - IT IS UP TO THE PARTICPANTS TO GET PEOPLE TO COME AND BID ON THEM -THE PARTICIPANT HAS THE RIGHT TO END HIS/HER AUCTION AT ANYTIME IF THEY RECIEVE AN OFFER THEY REALLY LIKE. - PICTURES FOR AUCTION MAY BE NSFW.......AND KEEP IN MIND THE MORE YOU OFFER THE HIGHER YOUR BIDS ARE LIKELY GOING TO

Christmas With Mum
it was my mothers favourite time of year . so i still hold it very dear .. we used to decorate the the tree .. and drink eggnog together .. those memories last forever .. wed decorate the whole room .. with handmade decorations .. and mum would sure we each choose a gift for each of us .. fives presents in all . always things we needed in some way .. lots of arty things . one year my brother bought me a novel on horses .. i almost cried with joy .. my oldest bro i caled o him o always gave me trendy clothes to wear .. and i remember all of us .. pooling ur money to get mum jewellry .. and perfume .. such happy times together .. with the cats messing with the christmas tree .. but all i have now are memories she is long gone ...

Christmas...a Solider's Perspective...
T'was the night before Christmas, and he lived in a crowded, 40 man tent, with warriors so loud. I had come into the tent with presents to give, and to see just who in this rack did live. I looked all about, and a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings were hung, just boots close at hand, on the locker hung pictures of far distant lands. He...had medals and ...badges, awards of all kind, and a sobering thought came into my mind. For this place was different, it was so dark and dreary, I had found the home of a Soldier, this I could see clearly. The Soldier lay sleeping, silent and alone, curled up in his rack, dreaming of home. The face was so gentle, the barracks in such good order, but not how I pictured a United States Soldier. Was this the hero whom I saw on TV? Defending his country so we all could be free? I realized the families that I've seen this night, owed their lives to these Soldiers who were willing to fight. Soon round the world, t

Christmas Party Women Dresses Light New Year’s Passion
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Christmas Is Coming,what Are You Still Waitting For...
Christmas is coming,what are you still waitting for... Hurry up now!Decorate you car with led lights for cars,drive to see friends,have delicious dinner... I wish each of you and your families a wonderful, safe, and enjoyable holiday season. Merry Christmas!Best wishs for everyone!Best wishes from www.dingjuled.com!

Christmas
Christmas time is here....except it's not, is it? No, not really. Christams has been bastardized by mainstream society, bitchslapped by ethnic groups, and commercialized by greedy children and the businesses that are predatory to the almighty dollar. Christmas is no longer a celebration. Oh no...we no longer pay homage to the real reason for Christmas; Jesus Christ; because it is not "politically correct." No- we have to change Christmas from "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Holidays", so no Wiccan, Pagan, Mexican, Atheist, Bhuddist, Zen, Taoist, African, etc., feels like the season doesn't belong to them. What a bunch of horsepuckey. No, Christmas is the ANTI-THESIS to the former groups I mention. Guess what? It's about JESUS CHRIST. PERIOD. THE END. And when gifts started to be exchanged during this celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, people decided to come up with Santa Clause, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Ol' Saint Nick, etc. to keep children in check during the holiday season.

Christmas Thoughts
This year, I just want to say how THANKFUL I am to have my husband at home with us for the holidays. He was supposed to deploy tomorrow, but (because of the drawback) he got cut from the list. Thank God! I mean, I understand it's his job...and he loves his job...but seeing how he came back from his last deployment, I can honestly say it's a blessing he didn't go. PTSD is a serious disease and we struggle with it every day. We're making progress. Baby steps. Basically, I'm going to be saying a prayer for my friends that are in Afghanistan right now...so far away from their families. And for the ones leaving soon. I take comfort that they have their brothers beside them, watching their backs. Come home safe. I love you all. p.s. MAKE SURE YOU THANK A SERVICE MEMBER. THEY HAVE THE STONES TO FIGHT FOR YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE THE STONES TO THANK THEM FOR IT.

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"The missing peices will soon fit togeather" Yeah I've heard that line one too many times before...But this time,after my embrace,I can understand what it means. Was embraced illegally(well according to the Cammarilla) in Santa Monica,LA.A mixed breed of Malkavian,Brujah,and Tremere.After waking up I almost thought that my old life would mean nothing to me....I was more wrong then anyone would of thought.For after my embracing,my sire,Janette Vorreman who owned a Dance Club called the Asylem not so far from my old haven,Told me after waking up "Here my childe,drink this blood for it will revitilize you." At that moment I was left speechless,but figured "Ehhh Why not?minus well make the best of this situation while it lasts!"And after drinking more of her blood,She told me who I was...and sadly her voice still echos in my head. "With these visions and abilitys and your insight,thou shall be forever scared with a big M!" I never would of figured back then what she was talking abou

Chronicals Of K-bone Chapter 2: Court Room Built By Chaos
As my eyes finally open,I look around and I see a nearly crowded house in an old abandoned broadway theater.All clans concerned to the Camarilla.I look to my right and I see my tremere sire,Rolf,become decapitated and result himself into a pile of ashes.After that I heard the new prince,Sabastian LeCroix,speek like a dictator to his people.But sadly the more I listened to his speech,the more I cringed at the thought of him "ruling" L.A. in the name of the Camarilla.And before LeCroix could finish speeking on my fate that was somehow "laid on his hands", The leader of the Anarch Tribe,Nines Rodregas,opened his mouth out of frustration and pitty on this little fly... Nines:THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! Lecroix:....If Mr.Rodregas would let me finish,I have decided to let this Kindred live.Consider me no more of a juvicator then an unlawful jury..... I faded out after that,hungry,about to let my beast loose all over him...But I knew better....I knew better.After the Gorilla on Steroids aka

Chronicals Of K-bone Chapter 3:part 1-how To Distroy The World In 17 Easy Steps
A man with a beard that's long enough to bring Santa Clause to shame, and armed with a Motorhead sleeveless leather jacket.He calls me out from a one person crowd and says as he smiles evily.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smiling Jack: Ahhahahahahaaaa! What a scene man WHOOOEEEE!!!! Ahhh and they just throw you out here like a naked baby in the woods.... K-Bone: And the Rains of Revelation Wash away the Sacrament of Disclosure.... Smiling Jack: Oh man and your a god damn malkavian too.... god you really are fucked! But I don't have alot of time so how about I show you the ropes kid,what ya say?! K-Bone: Sure,I don't care. Smiling Jack: Allllriiiight... You look wobbly, have you even had a drink yet? K-Bone: Last time I tasted the heart's sweet nectar was 6 days ago. Smiling Jack: Well at least this time I'm not popping a cherry here as usual,anyways ever learned how to feed from a human? K-Bone: Nop

The Chronicles Of Ct's Ineffectivness To Protect Its Members.
I started this blog to chronicle my experience with what I am having to deal with to get some kind of justice against the punk that is using a stolen pic of to boost his bogus profile. Seems that not everybody likes the fact that I am building evidence in my favor to warn others that nothing can or will be done to those that maliciously disturb the good times we are trying to achieve while in CherryTap. My posting of Fyretygress' conversation was only to show that the bouncers have little to no control over what goes on in here. She was the only one to actually give a shit when I advised them of this punk, and you can read her response. Which is pretty much nothing but a stern word to him. Now I am being threatened with my account being deleted because I'm "talking shit" about a bouncer. In fact. I am not. She's a great friend. One of my 1st here in CT. I find that funny. Someone may steal good, fellow members pics and fraudulently create false and misleading profiles that ma

Chronically Confused
seems as if i have tried everything to cope with the depression that plagues my thoughts while i sit here alone and in everyday life. lots of ppl think i shouldnt be depressed because i have love. but i have learned that love is not the root of all happiness. all though love does keep me alive from each day to each day, but it does not keep the sadness of depression away. i am bombarded with debt, stress, and feeling as if i dont belong no matter where i go. this includes work, in public, and even in my own home. i'm unsatisfied with my residence and everything that inhabits inside. but most of all i have discovered that i am unhappy with myself. my looks, personality, all my traits, they all disguist me in everyway. and i think until i can control all these things that make me unhappy, depressed, stressed, and paranoid, i will never truly be able to be happy. i fear that i will never be able to control them and i fear i will never be able to be happy.

Chrome Lyrics
A million faces, each a million lies For each and all a chrome disguise Prompts for action force reaction Embody promise in a sheen so pure Hurt, the measure of blind ambition The testament to your singular disease Against all wisdom you heed no warning Your desires giving you away If I could change your mind I wouldn't save you from the path you wander In desperation dreams any soul can set you free And I still hear you scream In every breath, in every single motion Burning innocence the fire to set you free Your actions turn conquest to dust In portents of fate you foolishly place trust Sense fear in your broken breathing Resort to shadows till your body expires All creation has the promise of heaven And still you travel the road to hell I'm saying nothing for the good of myself But I'm still talking and you're not listening As night descends upon the city The streets are cold, the lights go by And in the stories of the people A million faces, a million

A Chronicle Of Mankind
A Chronicle Of Mankind by Samuelx © My name does not matter. Who or what I am does not matter. I am not a man. I am not a woman. I am not an Angel, a God or a Demon. I am simply here and I have always been here. I am the chronicler of all that happens. Currently, I am walking around the remnants of the earth, looking at the aftermath of an ancient battle where the human race, the most magnificent and promising of species wiped itself out. Completely. I sigh in disgust and in pain. Yes, I am an immortal being and I can feel pain. For countless eons, I have watched the evolution of the humans. Now, I must face eternity without them. How I miss the humans. I wish I could turn back the clock. But I cannot. I must return to the others like myself. The ancient Guardians of Eternity. I will share with them the wisdom I have collected, and the sorrow. Before I leave, I must share one thing with you. The beginning of the end for the race of humanity. It's not a happy time for anyone, esp

Chronicles Of A Callgirl Ch. 01
Chronicles of a Callgirl Ch. 01 by pussylove69 © My name is Amanda. I'm 20 years old now, but it all started when I was 18 and still in School. I have been ordered by my Master and my Mistress - whom I serve as their personal and willing slut – to write down my most interesting jobs as a callgirl, till I met them. I'm a blonde girl with a slim but curvy body. My blonde hair is going down to my shoulders and I have green eyes like a cat. I'm of medium height and have a sportive, slim but curvy body with a fine, round ass and even more than a handful of firm, well-shaped, round breasts. My face has always been said to be beautiful. I have always enjoyed the looks at my body and I have always liked to flirt and tease. I had been sexually active since the age of 15 with several teenage boyfriends. The sex was o.k., but it was just nothing in compare to what I have experienced since I first sold my body. Yes, I love being a whore. And so it started: I have never been one o

Chronic Psychotic Dependence
Chronic Psychotic Dependence I am driving through the snow and gray, Same old day, Different scenery and your asking me whats wrong again. I'm not feeling well, well, I havent for years. It just keeps getting worse. And darkness falls when I feel no end. But the darkness never ended. I did see a few sweet lights, Some flame where I forgot my soul was. I rely on you my sweet saviour. I grasp tightly as my lungs freeze with fear. I cling helplessly as I realize your hands are further away. I know you want to save me Or is it that you want to change me? I fear my dreams, I fear all change, Terrified of rejection, Sometimes, even my own reflection. Have I run away again? I know I'm present but have I hid myself away? Lately I've felt nothing. Nothing but the uncontrolled tears defiling my face. I need help, Someone to push me, Someone to hold me. Someone to tell me its ok to pursue some dreams. To support me and ask me if I need help for I'm to proud

Chronic Marine Syndrome
Chronic Marine Syndrome In response to the person who talked about Marine Disease; I've discovered another condition; it's called Chronic Marine Syndrome (CMS). This condition affects men and women of all ages. Symptoms to look for are: 1. Pride in oneself and the organization they represent. 2. A strong willingness to put in extra attention to detail to get the job done. 3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches, well into their 80's. 4. Will not hesitate to stand up or put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played. 5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness. 6. Is sure of who they are. 7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents. 8. May donate toys to needy kids at Christmas. 9. Some have been known to wear their hair in a high

Chrokee Of Old
Who were the Cherokees? Quick History: About 4,000 years ago, the Cherokee people left the southwest region of what would become the United States, in search of a home. They settled for a while around the Great Lakes region, but they were not welcomed. The Iroquois were not happy to see them. The Iroquois forcibly pushed the Cherokee from their land. The Cherokee moved on. They wandered finally into North Carolina, where they discovered a land full of forests, mountains, rivers, streams, and fertile valleys. Wildlife was plentiful. They settled down happily. Life continued for thousands of years. As their population grew, and as they conquered other tribes in the area, the Cherokee Nation grew. At one time, it covered 8 states including all or portions of the present day states of Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Alabama, Virginia and West Virginia. It was not until the 1600's that the Cherokee met the first white man in their region. Wh

Chronicle Of A Fan
Disappointment, fulfillment, heartache, elation, all of these adjectives and many more, will be touched on in this reflection of my history as a MichiganDetroit sports enthusiast. The first substantial memory I have involving my obsession with local sports was with my grandfather. We were watching Michigan vs. Ohio State in the Rose Bowl. Michigan may have lost the game but they created a lifetime fan. Looking back now, I understand where some of my less than favorable traits (at least in my wife’s opinion) while watching sports were acquired. The way Gramps sulked and grumped the rest of the evening is something I can definitely relate to and the intense manner in which he focused on the screen to the exclusion of everything else until it was finally over. The tension at the dining table that night was palpable. I have been able to take great pleasure in the fact that Michigan has achieved greatness in the time since; including a few one sided massacres of Ohio State. That ple

Chronic You
Chronic You There will be no more chronic you... Stabbing my heart of gold. There will be no more us... As the story is told. There will be no more pain. There will be no more sorrow. I will live my life for me, For it is not for you to borrow. 48 days from yesterday, There was no more chronic you. And 62 years from tomorrow, I'll still be free of feeling blue. I have kissed you goodbye, Erased you from my mind, You do not exist... It is only me this time. There'll be no more distress, No crying in the rain. No broken, bleeding hearts, No chronic you to blame!

Chronicals Of Eatalotapuss (part2)
SOMETIMES I WAKE UP WET THINKING OF HER BREAST. MY EARS YEARN 4 HER VOICE, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT 2 DRAW CLOSER. YET IT'S SO QUITE MY EMOTIONS R STARTING 2 RIOT! WHERE IS SHE AT? I KNOW SHE WANTS ME JUST AS BAD AS I WANT HER; I WANNA MAKE HER FEEL MY TONGUE PURRRR.

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Dating
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Chronometric Dating
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Chronometric dating, commonly called absolute dating, gives age in actual years. There is usually a margin of error with absolute dating techniques. ... Amazon.com: Chronometric Dating in Archeology (Advances in Archaeological and Museum Science): RE Taylor, Martin J. Aitken: Books. Chronometric Dating Methods. Dendrochronology uses variations in the thickness of tree rings to determine age. One of first chronometric techniques ... Techniques of chronometric dating have arisen partly through the active collaboration of archeologists and scientists and in some cases through the ...

Chronic Debate
http://www.sfbg.com/entry.php?page=4&entry... James Gray, an Orange County judge and a member of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition, believes marijuana is here to stay. "Instead of moralizing and punishing people for failing on moral chastity grounds, let's manage its use," Gray said. "If people are using it, they should be able to know what's in it." The most harmful thing about marijuana, Gray contends, is jail. "The remedy is far more dangerous than the disease itself," he said. "There are thousands of people in prison because they did nothing but smoke pot, and a dirty drug test was a violation of their parole.... But I understand that some people in law enforcement stand to lose a great deal, and that the Mexican cartels are going to invest a lot of money in Madison Avenue advertising." Lee, too, acknowledges the opposition, but remains hopeful. "People are coming out of the closet," he said. "That's what caused the gay rights movement to take off. It's starting t

Chronic Larcenist - 4/15/09
CHRONIC LARCENIST (3rd entry into Migraine Poetry Contest) Even when you know the alarm code, your mired brain feeds sluggish fingers. Alarm specialists take their turn through the revolving door, for defenses breached is commonplace. To catch a thief as slippery smooth as this one is a herculean feat to be sure Weapons effective yesterday may not triumph tomorrow. This criminal does not always use the same MO No, your debilitation buttons easily accessible to him; More expert at keeping you on your back than on your toes. Even having secured all entrances with beefed-up reinforcements, you can be certain there is an overlooked pathway or crevice. Safe are your jewels, electronics and knick knacks. This shoplifter has particular tastes; Such as your time at work, with your family, and the most valuable, time to yourself. You are now spending that time in seclusion. That is, when you are not running to the pharmacy the neurologist, the family do

Chronicles Of The Bat
She stalks through the darkened room in her black thigh-high stiletto boots making almost no sound. Her bullwhip wrapped around her waist like a belt for her tight, purple suit that accentuates the curves of her luscious breasts and sexy ass. Her black gloves run up her arms past her elbows and her eyes gleam behind her black mask as her dark hair spills down her back. She pauses halfway across the room, suspicious, but sees nothing that could be a danger so she continues across the room to the desk. She leans down, checking the priceless statue of Bast, goddess of lions, for any hidden security features. Her sexy curves are only accentuated by the tight outfit as she leans over, hands on her knees, to examine the desk for any sign of an extra security system. She smirks in satisfaction after a long, slow examination before reaching out to lift the statue from the desk's surface. Suddenly, she gasps as a pair of strong hands grabs her wrists and yanks her forward across the to

Chrome On Fubar
And once again, Fubar, Chrome, and Vista cant play nicely... WTF? when i go to face book, or myspace, or youtube, another tube ;) or just to any google search result no problem. I come to fubar and javascript fails. no status updated, no comments load of any kind, sb doesnt work and bartab links wont function like they are supposed to. NOW i cleaned my cashe twice...not that the second time did anything, but it was worth a shot, I rebooted my laptop and even checked to see if there were any new jave updates. Nothing seems to work.'' Anybody? any suggestions? I dont know what the problem is because the last few times i had this issue, i cleaned my cache and then Fubar worked fine... but obviously there is another issue that needs to be dealt with. It wearing my patience thin so I know there is a simple solution

"chronic Hater" William Randolph Hearst "chronic Hater"
War on marijuana Hearst sympathized with Harry J. Anslinger in his war against marijuana. Between 1936 and 1937, Hearst associated marijuana with hemp in his newspapers and published many of the stories that Anslinger fabricated.[11] Hearst played a major part in aiding the anti-marijuana movement, leading to its prohibition in the Marihuana Tax Act of 1937,[12] a law which also effectively outlawed hemp. Jack Herer and others argue that Hearst's paper empire (he owned hundreds of acres of timber forests and a vast number of paper mills designed to manufacture paper from wood pulp) in the early 1930s was threatened by hemp, which: 1) like wood pulp, could also be used to manufacture paper[13] and 2) also had an advantage over wood pulp, because it could be regrown yearly as well.[13] Other commentators have subsequently pointed out that the Hearst chain was one of the biggest buyers of newsprint in the U.S.[14] As buyers of newsprint, the Hearst chain had a strong interest in a low

Chrome Affect
I kick steps it. With the wicked melodic shit. Carry it with much pride upfront fuck off with yo taunt. I'm burying bitches deep into the ground that are misled with stupid bullshit. Ain't half to fit. What i fucking wiitten. Off with an image no line & scrimage. Ass i rimmage put it down to no test. It be no rest. I'm here to kick it give it to ya with that wicked psychotic shit. Oh i'm gonna let you know. Just how it go. My mind ticks & i'm off to blow so. Oh i'm up on the scene. Looking for that fine ms thick & curvy booty queen. You know what i mean. All nice & lean. Clean hit with the nineteen gullotine. Thats just how i'm rolling disposing all you fakes. That try to break. Just a mistake you making. Thinking what you taking. Quit faking blinggity begging whores. Get ya face wiped out on the floor. Discovery you ain't seeing getting through to me. You don't know me. So back on off see. Wicked fine g kick it with that sick shit slap choke yo neck. Til you out of breath & none left.

The Chronicles Of Kindness
I think all will agree that Fu has become sort of a realm of negativity and purging in late years. Folks are more often posting blogs highlighting some interaction of someone that offended them or someone they just want to ridicule for sport. I thought I'd break it up a bit and start a thread to kind of catalog good things that happen, that often go unnoticed. A recognition of humanity. Now Im not talking about someone buying a fu-gift and flaunting it as some symbol of unity, whether they even talk or not. I mean real, random, selfless acts of compassion, acceptance, acknowledgement or even just the endangered ideal of politeness. I'll start off with the other day.... The Sentry Mart around the corner, my often stop for this and that. As you would guess owned by an indian fellow and his family. While back they added a lil deli section, and I encouraged them to add some carolina bbq to thier menu, as they werent familiar with local quisine interests. They found a good source and

Chrome
Anyone else having the shits with Google Chrome? I've uninstalled and reinstalled it several times, did two system restores, wiping out half my programs, as well.. Updated every damn thing, too.. All I get is a plain white page and the waiting icon stays going until the pop up comes forth with "kill Page' or "Wait".... but kill the page doesn't working.. click after click.. *click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click.......................*

Chrome Plated Heart By Melissa Etheridge
I got a chrome-plated heartI got wings on these fingers trying to tear it apartI got angels crying from up aboveAnd they got rust in their eyesThey got rust on their loveBut I have learned to leave no stone unturnedAnd keep the wall against my backAnd the love is real as the day is longAnd the night is blackAs black as nightI got a two dollar stareMidas in my touch and Delilah in my hairI got bad intentions on the soles of my shoesWith this red hot fever and these chromium bluesAnd I will feel another lovers wheel[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/melissa-etheridge-lyrics/chrome-plated-heart-lyrics.html]And drive for miles and not look backAnd the love is real as the day is longAnd the night is blackAs black as nightOn my chrome-plated heartWings on these fingers trying to tear it apartI got angels crying from up aboveAnd they got rust in their eyesThey got rust on their loveAnd the only way I know where the train will goIs when I'm sleeping on the tracksAnd the love is real as the d

Chrome Issues
Chrome 10.0.648.119 beta (just upgraded today, but been having issue for several weeks)Flash version(s) below...1. In your Chrome browser navigate to Chrome://plugins. 2. Click the plus sign next to Details on the top right of the window to display more information. 3. If you see two versions of Flash, look at the path to the program. 4. Click the Disable link next to the version that starts with C:\Windows\SysWOW64\Macromed\Flash\. 4. Leave the version enabled that starts with C:\Users\[your-username]\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\ (or similar path that applies to your operating system).5. Open a new Chrome window.6. Navigate to a website (such as YouTube) with Flash content to test.

Chronicle (2012)
So I have wanted to see Chronicle since it came out earlier this year, but just now finally got around to it. I think the movie itself was going for the normal "how normal people get super powers" angle of finding some sort of alien glowing thing and getting close to it. The movie had a lot of potential and its always fun watching people learn and use the powers. I believe it was to obvious the outcast was going to go power hungry and one of the other two was going to take care of it. Ending was sudden and inevitable.

Chrome 22.0.1229.79 Rendering Bug
Chrome 22.0.1229.79 Rendering BugWritten by Dwayne Forde Posted in info Tagged with Bug, Chrome The latest update for Google Chrome for OSX has a rendering issue where web pages render once upon load and never again. The bug completely prevents the user from properly interacting with a website because it won’t re-render a page after it loads. The issue seems to only affect iMacs.Read More - http://www.xtremelabs.com/ http://tech.xtremelabs.com/chrome-22-0-1229-79-rendering-bug/

Chrome 22.0.1229.79 Rendering Bug
http://tech.xtremelabs.com/chrome-22-0-1229-79-rendering-bug/Chrome 22.0.1229.79 Rendering BugWritten by Dwayne Forde Posted in info Tagged with Bug, Chrome The latest update for Google Chrome for OSX has a rendering issue where web pages render once upon load and never again. The bug completely prevents the user from properly interacting with a website because it won’t re-render a page after it loads. The issue seems to only affect iMacs.chrome-22-0-1229-79-rendering-bugRead More - http://www.xtremelabs.com/

The Chrsitmas(holday???) Gods!!!!!!!
Well, I was on vacation the past few days. From Chistmas eve(24th) until last night. I went up to Spring Hill, (just north of Tampa) to see my brotha, and my fam. So I was not really looking forward to coming back to work, But what are you gonna do??? Well the rich folks STAY on vacation(lol) BUt i'm not rich, so back to work for this financially challenged brotha!(lol) OR SO I THOUGHT!!!!!! When I get to work this morning< and I even got there a few min early too, My boss says to me basically "Why are you here??" So I answer, "because I'm suppsoed to be here.lol" To cut othe chase , turns out I have 3 MORE days of vaction time, So I was sent home.......This is a good thing, first time I have been sent home for having too many vacation days(lol) SO I am off the rest of the week. That's right, BE JEALOUS BEEYOTCHESSSS!!!! LOL!!!!!! But seriously, since I have all this free time now, anyone wanna do something??? NO i'm serious.... Ok,ok,.... I was just jokin

Chruch Of Christ Singles
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48 Chrysler Windsor
yeah.. I'm a classic junkie, and well on the look out for brake drums for a 48 Chrysler Windsor.. it's all this car needs, and no it's not mine but trying to find some for a friend , if anyone comes across some please please let me know I will show you much much love !!!

Chrysler 200c
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Chrystal Gayle
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Chỉ Số Nhân Vật Trong Game Avatar
Nếu các bạn yêu game mobile , chắc chắn sẽ không bao giờ muốn bỏ qua Game Avatar , một tựa game mobile đang rất hot hiện nay.Cùng nhau tìm hiểu nhiều chức năng thú vị tronggame avatar nhé, và chi so nhan vat Avatar là cái không thể bỏ qua được . Bạn phải có chỉ số sức khỏe lớn hơn 10% để có thể vào Nông Trại avatar.Bạn phải có chỉ số vui vẻ lớn hơn 20% để vào Nông Trại.Bạn phải có chỉ số gây rối nhỏ hơn 80% để có thể đánh nhau.Bạn phải có chỉ số sức khỏe lớn hơn 5% để có thể đánh nhau.Bạn phải có chỉ số thân thiện lớn hơn 20% để vào khu vự

Ch Striker Immediately Clutched His Left Knee As
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- The latest step forward for Toronto FC could have come at a significant cost. Luis Silva scored in the eighth minute to push Toronto to a second consecutive victory with a 1-0 win at New England on Saturday night, but influential striker Danny Koevermans departed in the first half with an apparent left knee injury. Koevermans suffered the injury as he chased after a ball on the right side of the penalty area and took a challenge from A.J. Soares in the 37th minute. The prolific Dutch striker immediately clutched his left knee as he fell to the ground and soon made his way off the field on a stretcher. TFC did not issue an update on Koevermans condition after the match, but he left Gillette Stadium on crutches with his left leg immobilized. "I fear the worst for Danny," TFC coach Paul Mariner said. "Ive got my fingers crossed, but I spoke to the doctor from New England, who I have the highest regard for, and it doesnt sound too good." Koevermans, who has

Ch.1 The Gathering
In a world dominated by Anthro creatures there are few humans remaining that have not excepted their new lifestyle and actually take a stand against the anthro creatures but one late night someone took a stand and began a master plan to re-take control of the earth No longer human but humans that can shapeshift now known as weres.Rainey a anthro snow leopard(age 20) captured an knocked unconious on her way home from work she is stripped an put into some sexy undergarments then her hands are tied behind her back then her feet are tied an she is set on her knees in a holding area. A few minuets later another younger girl is captured on her way home from school a horse girl named Jewel she is (age 16)stripped nude an gagged with a bridle then thrown in with the other girl. About an hour later Jade a anthro dog(age 18) is sold to the people that capured the other anthro girls Jade was raised in the club an learned how to use her body to her advantage her master ran into some money problems

Ch.3 The The Next Phase Of The Plan
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Ch.4 Tia's Agreement
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Chuckle
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Chuckles..one Of Those Things
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22 Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris
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10 Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuch Norris
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Chuck Norris 2
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Chuck Norris 3
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Chuck Norris 4
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Chuck Norris 5
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Chuck Norris 6
* The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. * Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. * The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. * Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV. * Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. * Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile. * Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. * When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. *

Chuck Norris 7
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Chuck Norris 8
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Chuck Norris 9
* When Chuck Norris goes cow-tipping, he lifts a cow up and drop kicks it into the neighboring farm. All the other cows simply tip themselves over to keep from having to walk back in the dark. *We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic. *The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. *Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. *Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing. *Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says. *Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. *Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behi

Chuck Norris 10
*Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. *When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. *It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. *When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. *Chuck Norris can drown a fish. *Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. *Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep. *Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism. *Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. *M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. *Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. *The reason newborn babies cry is because

Chuckiiboo Is Giving Away Happy Hour !!!
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Chuck Norris, Master Of The Universe
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. # When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. # Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. # Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. # There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has bea

Chuckiiboo's Ticker Contest!
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Chuck Norris On Oprah's Religion
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill Chuck Norris on Oprah's Religion - by Diane Singer In an article titled 'Oprah's New Easter,' Chuck Norris has weighed in on the Eckhart Toll book and Oprah's related online course called A New Earth. Chuck nicely summarizes the tenets of Tolle's belief system, with this evaluation: Like most self-help spiritual texts of this type, it is a blend of half-truths and half-fabrications. One easily could save the purchase price of 'A New Earth' -- and subsequently avoid its misleading remarks -- by reading the Bible, which gives a much more thorough and accurate picture of life's purpose and the methods for overcoming its obstacles.... The reason Tolle's psychology and spirituality is marketed so easily is that it is an eclectic mix of conventional and unconventional wisdom, and Western and Eastern beliefs, presented in a tolerant, non-threatening and no

Chuck Wagon - Catch A Ride
You've been cordially invited to take a trip on the all new Chuck Wagon Trail! Come one and come all and bring your empty stomaches as we tend to serve up the best that FU bucks can buy! So if'n your up for the bumpy ride, jump on in and travel across our FU world and meet and show some FU luv to the below honarary members. Click the wagon pic with the purple border below to find out what location we're haulin' out from: Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 oO*Shadow Leveler*Oo R/F/A & I Will I'm your cook, so please be sure to drop in and tell me what kinda food ur in the mood for lol! Thank ya kindly for cominin' on along! Thru_a_diff_i Owned by Happy Country Girl & Owner of soulfly53 oO*Shadow Leveler*Oo R/F/A & I Will@ fubar

Chuckiiboo
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Chuckiiboo!
I can't say I know a lot about this man, since I don't. But I do know how kind and generous he has been to all of us. If you haven't felt his bling you have most assuredly felt his Happy Hours. You can almost always guarantee, that Chuckiiboo will be there to the rescue by breaking up the mundane and sliding in a Happy Hour or two. So, PLEASE oh PLEASE tell me, how he has escaped being red? Are we not giving him the love in showing how much WE appreciate what he has done for us? There's his link below, hit him up FU style and let's see if he can be our FIRST, that's right, FIRST,in a long time, red male member. Let's prove that you don't have to be female and showing cleavage to be RED!!

Chuckiiboo Deserves This!
***We Can Do It Theres Nothing To It*** ~*~Chuckiiboo is the Most Deserving Fu~*~ It's time to turn the tables and start doing for Chuckii as he always does for us!!He is the sponsor of most of your happy hours!!Happy hours this week have been few N far between!Lets get to it and surprise Chuckii With getting him just a little closer to being RED!!!!!After all Fubar sure would Not be the same without Chuckiiboo!Lets show him the Love and respect that this man deserves!!!Please to all friends on my list that do not have chuckiiboo as a friend yet just take a simple MIN to Click On his pic and Fan!RATE!and Add Him as a Friend!!How hard could that possibly Be!And if your the type of person that dont like a lot of ppl on your friends list ...thats ok to!Just take one second to click on his pic and RATE his page!! To everyone that has had the pleasure of knowing chuckii and knows how much this man deserves to be RED plz take a second to see if his page has reset for you to re rate him

Chuckiiboo Day!!!!
***Join Me On Sunday August 10th For The most futastic day ever*** ***IT'S ALL ABOUT CHUCKIIBOO DAY*** Chuckii is mad busy with work and has'nt even had time to come onto fubar!!He will be back real soon!Lets show him the love and respect that he deserves and spank his page hard all day long!!!Save your 11's and use them on chuckii!Dont have 11's ...thats ok to....rate his pics up with mad 10's!!!Show chuckii the appreciation that he always shows everyone! ***This is gonna be 24 full hours of non stop chuckiiboo!!!*** ***Respect Him and leave him 50 photo comments!Let him know that your thinking of him!***Rate all his stash!!Save your bling cause we are gonna hit his page real hard with the cha blingggggggggggg blingggggggggg!!!***

Chuck
ok chuck norris jokes are the funniest things ever. if you dont know what im talking about . .. just. . . um .. read these i guess. (if you dont know who chuck norris is . . . go home). Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capones vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Bul

Chuckle For The Day
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

Chuck Daly: 1939-2009
It was after Game 4 of the 1988 NBA Finals. The Pistons had destroyed the Lakers in body-to-body combat, 111-86. "Adrian Dantley went headhunting twice, after James Worthy and Magic," Los Angeles coach Pat Riley fumed after the game. Asked about the Pistons' hyperphysical play, Chuck Daly said he didn't encourage it, explaining coyly that his undersized Pistons couldn't win with that style against a team of thoroughbreds like Los Angeles. Then Daly reversed himself. "Things change from the regular season into the playoffs," he added. "The game is more physical. But look at us; if we and the Lakers lined up next to each other five-on-five, position-by-position, we come out on the short end. They're studs -- they make us look like a mongrel team." There was the rationale. It was Detroit, brandishing a combative Eastern style, against the superabundantly talented habitués of Rodeo Drive. Due to their rough style, the Pistons came to be known as the "Bad Boys."

Chucky's Chant
Ade due damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you. Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa! Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa! Endenlieu pour du boisette damballa!

Chucky's Chant Version1
Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you.Secoise entienne mais pois de morte.Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette.Endonline pour de boisette damballa!Secoise entienne mais pois de morte.Endelieu pour de boisette damballa! (x4)

Chucky's Chant Version 2
Ade due damballa. Valinchella santeria. Oya shungo yenya macumba.Give me the power, I beg of you.Leveau mercier du bois chio.Secoise entienne mais pois de morte.Morteisme lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette.Endelieu pour de boisette damballa! (x3)

Chuck
i am single man of 35 love the outdoors do my own hunting and fishin love to drink beer and have a goodtime iam easy to get along with love women who are cool enough too have a good time too i love shooting pool and bullshiting with others love shooting my guns if there was any females who like to go hunting with me they are welcome to join i dont meet to many females who clean deer and fish to offten in my spare time i do my own finicial thing on the stockmarket self independent person i like goin to the movies n watchin a good kick ass show

A Chuckle...
A stoner finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says, "Son, I'm a genie. And since you helped me I'll give you three wishes." The stoner says, "I want a six inch joint!" The genie says, "Okay!" POOF! They stuff a six inch joint and smoke it between the two of them. "What's the second wish?" asks the genie. "I want a twelve inch joint," says the stoner. "Okay," says the genie. POOOF! And they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. "And the third wish?" "I want a twenty inch joint!!" POOOOF!! So, they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. Finally, the genie gets up and says, "Okay, it's time for me to go." The genie takes a couple steps, pauses, turns around and says, "Okay, just one more wish."

Chuck E. Cheese - For A 14 Year Old Kid?
There are many mysteries about Chuck E. Cheese's. What, for instance, does the "E." stand for? Is the cartoon mouse mascot of that name the same figure Rickie Lee Jones wrote about in her 1979 hit, "Chuck E.'s in Love"? And when the chain's signature ball pits were removed a few years back, were the discarded balls more or less virulent than your average emergency room garbage bag? The big one lately, though, is this: When you go to Chuck E. Cheese's, should you bring the brass knuckles or the nunchucks? You understand why families visit this boisterous restaurant featuring animatronic musicians. It's a relatively cheap, convenient way to throw a birthday party, and most kids, happily pumping tokens into the games, don't notice how tightly their grown-ups may be gritting their teeth. Yet in the past few years Chuck E. Cheese's has developed a reputation as a sort of impromptu fight club, a place where fisticuffs break out almost as often as complaints about the pizza. Just over

~chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you dont throw yourself down the stairs, thats a choice. Every time you dont crash your car, you reenlist. Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies. It's no wonder Waltraud Wagner, the Austrian Angel of Death, convinced her friends to kill with her. It just seems natural. You and me against the world... It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die. Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will take care of the issue. Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age,

Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Barry Bonds didn't inject steroids. He injected Chuck Norris' sweat. Chuck Norris has Xbox Live... on his PS3. Chuck Norris doesn't play Horde or Alliance he plays on his own faction. Chuck Norris made stevie wonder flinch Chuck Norris already has the ps10 Chuck Norris watched Twilight. He's never stopped roundhouse kicking ever since. A test group tested a new Chuck Norris game for Xbox Kinect. No one survived. Chuck Norris was only defeated once by Bruce Lee, and look what happened to him Sephiroth said, "Shall i give you despair?" Chuck said, "...." then Sephiroth suddenly died. Superman can fly. But Chuck Norris can force him to land with a roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won. Chuck Norris was walking in his neighborhood and kicked a bottle at the side of the road which hit Justin Bieber

Chugga Toot-toot, Tuesday
Happy Tuesday Blog Readers! Another train going down the tracks ... another derailment ... I had a computer melt down early in the AM So forgive the late departure =/ I originally was going to make one last night, send it ... Then get some sleep & make it a: And do TWO trains (8 ppl. featured) But with said melt down ... *nods slow* ... its was derailed Just some background on my train passengers: '-talldirtyblonde' Is a fellow Ohio folk and just as sweet as can be, you'll find some awesome fantasy pics in her albums! Speaking of fantasies (lol) '*~La*La~*' Another Midwestern chica, One of my "legendary" friends (I believe #4 on fubar legends) But she's as down to earth as they get. ~Jo~® I just recently met via the resident comment whore "cubby" and I come to *heart* her as one of the good ones! Speaking of good ones & fantasties... (wow, it IS a pretty train today isnt it?) 'Redhotlustlife' I've had her on my list f

Chugay
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Chuggalug!!!!
So the tea and vodka and the moon mist and vodka were annihilated within 10 minutes... so I'm damn drunk. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I got to spend the day with my bookins. I love him! Yeah yeah yeah.... I need more fu-friends... send 'em my way!

Chumash Indians Creation Myth
The Chumash myth tells of a great deluge which engulfed the earth, taking with it all living things save for the Spotted Woodpecker, the nephew of Kaqunupenawa, the Sun God. Spotted Woodpecker survived the flood by perching itself atop the tallest tree in the world, but as he saw the water rise all the way to his feet, he cried out for his uncle's help. "Save me, I'm drowning! - he cried. The Sun God's daughters heard him and told Kaqunupenawa that his nephew was dying of cold and hunger. The Sun God lowered his torch, the one he used to light the world and create the stars, and he warmed the Spotted Woodpecker with its heat. He then tossed two acorns in the water at his feet, so that he would be able to pick them up and eat them. The Sun God fed more acorns to the Spotted Woodpecker, which now explains why they are its favorite food. After the flood, the Sun God, Morning Star, the Moon, and Slo'w the Great Eagle were discussing the creation of new people to populate the earth wi

The Chumscrubber.
JUST WATCHED THIS MOVIE THE CHUMSCRUBBER, AND MY GOD IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. I AVOIDED WATCHING IT FOR FOREVER, BUT NOW I'M GLAD I RAN OUT OF ANYTHING ELSE TO WATCH SO I CHOSE THIS ONE. THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A KID WHO FINDS HIS FRIEND HANGING, LITERALLY, IN HIS BEDROOM. KID TURNS OUT TO BE THE PILL SUPPLIER FOR THE SCHOOL AND DRAMA ENSUES. TO THE POINT THOUGH, THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT IN IT'S OBSERVATIONS OF JUST HOW PEOPLE IGNORE ONE ANOTHER. USE YOU WHEN IT'S CONVIENT, THEN JUST THROW YOU AWAY. THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE BLOW YOU OFF, OR PATRONIZE YOU, AND THE ONES YOU WOULD NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT TURN OUT BEING THE ONES WHO REALLY COME THROUGH IN THE END. NOW I KNOW I HAVE WRITTEN SEVERAL THINGS LIKE THIS, BUT THIS MOVIE KINDA PUT IT INTO REALITY FOR ME. I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF IGNORED ANYMORE, JUST PAID ATTENTION BY PEOPLE I JUST NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT. IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE, GO YOU!! I KNOW ONCE AGAIN IT'S KIND OF SAPPY THAT I FIND MEANING IN LIFE THROUGH A

Chump Change
Here's a video from one of our oldest and best local blues bands. Big Babe Martin on guitar and he is awesome. I did Blues Radio for 14 years and saw a lot of bluesmen over the years and he is one of the best. He used to get up on stage with Albert Collins and those 2 would rock the house. Awesome stuff I hope you enjoy it.

Chunky Garden Gazpacho
Chunky Garden Gazpacho How terrific is this gazpacho recipe? Let us count the ways: It's made in minutes, it's a no-cook dish, it's refreshing, it's healthy... Need we go on? Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 4 to 6 Ingredients: * 15-ounce can tomato sauce (about 1 1/2 cups) * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar * 1 tablespoon honey * 1 medium tomato, cut into 1/2-inch cubes * 1 small sweet red pepper, chopped * 1 clove garlic, finely minced * 1 scallion, chopped * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1 medium green pepper, chopped * 1 stalk celery, chopped * 1 cucumber, seeded and chopped * 1/2 teaspoon hot pepper sauce * Herb-garlic croutons * Dollop of plain yogurt topped with finely minced chives, finely shredded lettuce or minced parsley (optional) Directions: In a medium-size mixing bowl, combine the tomato sauce, olive oil, vinegar and honey. Stir in the remaining ingredien

Chunky Chicken Cacciatore
Combine the following to coat chicken: 1/2 c. flour 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1/4 tsp. paprika 1 chicken, cut in serving pieces, dredged in flour mixture 1/4 - 1/3 c. olive oil 2 medium yellow onions, sliced or chopped 1 green pepper, sliced or chopped 4-5 cloves garlic, sliced or crushed 2-3 medium tomatoes, chopped 2-3 celery ribs, sliced 2 8 oz. cans tomato sauce 1/2 tsp. oregano 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1/2 tsp. salt After chicken is coated with the flour mixture, brown in hot oil and add the remaining ingredients. Simmer together until the chicken is done. If needed, use the left-over flour mixture to thicken the sauce. Serve over hot cooked spaghetti or fettucine, with salad and garlic bread. For a variation you can cut the chicken into bite sized pieces before you start.

Chunky Cheesecake Brownies
PREP TIME 25 Min COOK TIME 30 Min READY IN 55 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1 egg * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 1/4 cup butter * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 eggs * 2/3 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon salt DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 inch square baking pan. 2. Combine cream cheese with 1/4 cup sugar and 1 egg in a mixing bowl; beat until smooth. Stir 1 cup chocolate chips into the cream cheese mixture. Set aside. 3. Fill a saucepan with water and bring to a boil. Turn the heat off, and set a heatproof mixing bowl over the water. In the mixing bowl, combine butter with the remaining cup of chocolate chips; stir until just melted and blended together. Stir in the remaining 1/2 cup sugar and 2 eggs, then sift together flour, baking powder

Chunky's Levelin' Bulllly
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Chun Li Lesbian
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. A live-action Street Fighter film that focuses on the origins of Chun Li and her ... Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampi. ... Her face almost hits a buzz saw. 12:43 - Chun-Li in blue moomoo with bun hairdo. 12;45 - Lesbian dance scene between Chun-Li and some evil lady in heels. ... Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li () - ... A restroom tussle between Chun-Li and a slinky lesbian villain is wonderfully inventive and humorously ... Feb 27, 2009 ...

Chunky Chubby Lady
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2012 Chun Xia's Show Tile + Details + Video, Posters Fashion Mesh Belt You Finish 2012 Chun Xia Paris Fashion Week
Global tour instantly set out on a journey!Isabel · ma LAN (Isabel Marant) 2012 chun xia's show tile + details + video, posters fashion mesh belt you finish 2012 chun xia Paris fashion weekThere have been long summer break to travel around the world experience?Is there anything in the trunk this pack what clothes worry?Isabel · ma LAN (Isabel Marant) 2012 chun xia series dress help you solve the problem!A will in Summer Holiday period around the world girl, it is stylist Isabel ma LAN (Isabel Marant) this season source of inspiration.American XiuXianFeng, foreign national wind, along with the gender cowboy, luxuriant dress, the journey around the world Must - have from soup to nuts, set off right now!Do you have a long summer break to travel around the world experience?Is there anything in the trunk this pack what clothes worry?Isabel · ma LAN (Isabel Marant)2012 chun xiadressSeries help you solve the problem!becausedesignerIsabel · ma LAN isabel marant sneakers this season source o

Chung Cư Ct2a Tân Tây Đô “lột Xác” Sau Hơn Một Tháng Gấp Rút Thi Công
Chung cư CT2A Tân Tây Đô “lột xác” sau hơn một tháng gấp rút thi côngCách đây chưa đầy hai tháng, chung cư CT2A vẫn còn là một tòa nhà xong thô khá im lìm, lặng lẽ nhưng thời điểm hiện tại dự án dường như đã lột xác ….Cách đây chỉ hơn một tháng, chung cư CT2A Tân Tây Đô chỉ mới xong thô, nguyên vật liệu chất đống, ngổn ngang khắp công trình, lại thêm thời tiết mưa ẩm liên tiếp khiến việc thi công bị chậm trễ khá nhiều. CT2A Tân Tây Đô “lột xác” sau hơn một tháng gấp rút thi công CT2A Tân Tây Đô “lột xác” sau hơn một tháng gấp rút thi côngChủ đầu tư dự án Chung

Chupacabra Blanca - 2011
Easter Sunday: Today's wine: 2011 CHUPACABRA BLANCA - "...The Trickster, The Shape Shifter, the ever elusive shadow who mutates with the Sun and Moon. One year a Dragon, another a Snake. This is our Mystery blend. Think forest, not trees. Think weather, not rain. Stare, and find the CHUPACABRA who dwells in your heart and not in your head, will vanish. Only a true Alchemist can draw holy blood from a stone, and the CHUPACABRA is our opus, our phoenix, our cherub, our child..." says the winemaker M. J. Keenan My impressions of CHUPACABRA BLANCA, 2011, were as follows: My mouth tasted pear, then a light acidity. I enjoyed this wine. Not as much as the Anna Goat, but I would be pleased to drink this again.

The Church Organist
There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said ....... "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".

Church Bulletins
“Church Bulletins” The following are taken from actual church bulletins across the country... The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The Outreach Committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening Massage - 6 PM The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. Ushers will eat latecomers. The third verses of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the congregation. The pastor will preach his farewell mess

Church Squirrels
Subject: Church Squirrels There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels . One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.. In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

The Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and

Church Hosts 'porn And Pancakes' Event
ONTARIO, N.Y. (Jan. 27) - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York. The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester. A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks. Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry. The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.

The Church And Norse Sagas
Most of the sagas were written by Christan monks and yes they did edit jobs on all the sagas.The most blatant of these are in the sayings of Hávamál where some are very against magic and witchcraft which was a part of Norse life as every village had there magic user.As the local healer was more often also the village Vitki! So if a saga seems to full of morals that seem more at home in the Christain faith that is why the saga was edited for the newly converted Heathens!

Church Organist
church organist Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to pl

Church Block Party
so Cyn and I are going to this church party thing , and I have no clue what to wear , Im sure Ill be under dressed , but oh well hopefully I wont get struck down for have cleavage poping out on church grounds

Church Phone
ANOTHER ONE MY TEXAS FRIENDS WILL LOVE! Church Phone A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign that read, "$10,000 per minute." Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price, he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more such phones with the same sign and the same explanation from each pastor. Finally, the man arrived in the great state of Texas. Upon entering a church, behold, he saw the usual g

Church Of Satan Vs First Church Of Satan - Who's Who?
(Originally Posted on June 5, 2006)In the FCoS (First Church of Satan) Yahoo! Group (which I heartily advise you to check out), John D. Allee has a message where he states that the Church of Satan calls the First Church of Satan a group of charlatans and a bunco outfit. Yet the Church of Satan charges $200 for the priveledge of carrying one of their cards.I have to think that maybe the Church of Satan is just in it for the money. What do you think?Anyway, that's why I never joined the Church of Satan. And I do not represent either group, just myself. tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, church of satan, first church of satan

Church Girls????
i just read a mumm, about church girls being more fun than other girls. Now this is not the first time ive heard this...and one of the guys commented in the mumm that he had dated a church girl several years ago and that she was the naughtiest girl ever. So my question is this...whats up with me then?? lol...i am absolutely not a church girl. I was never baptized, and i have been inside a church twice, once for a wedding and the other time...well, maybe we shouldnt discuss that here, lol. But my point is...that I am pretty damn naughty...i guarantee i could give any church girl a run for her money and that i would come out on top in the end, hehe >;} so, i wonder, was i meant to be a church girl?? lol...or maybe i am just naturally naughty and i dont need the strict moral values of a church to make want to be bad... xoxox

Church Sign Follies
(Originally Posted on August 22, 2006)On a church sign near where we live is something like: "Let all you say and do be done in the name of the lord" or some such drivel.At first, it irritated me because it's more of the sheep following the herd mentality.On further reflection, though, this statement also would apply to me. I am my own god, so everything I say and do should reflect the way I am. Again, it is a statement against self-deceipt.(And what about that previous post! Who knew I had so much to say on the subject.) :-Dtag: satan, satanist, satanic, satanism, religion, godhead-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Church Preparing For More Molestations
(Originally posted on January 4, 2007)Here's a news story about some xtian church settling molestation claims for $48 million dollars in order to come out of bankruptcy.Sounds okay (even though the molesters are evil slime who should get the death penalty), until you get to this paragraph:The settlement also "provides a mechanism for the payment of future claims," Zive said."Future claims?" Does this mean (a) they don't know how many kids were abused and figure it's more than they've found or (b) are they getting ready for FUTURE MOLESTATIONS?!?Either way, they suck.tag: religion, christianity, child abuse, molestation, evil-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Church Bulletins
They're back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 2.The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." 3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage (yard) sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. 4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. 5. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. 6. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. 7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 8. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Church Squirrels
There were Five country churches in a small Georgia town: The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church ,! the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels . One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week. The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back. But -- The Catholic Ch

Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Church Gossip....
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love George.

Churches
What exactly is "living in sin"? I was not allowed to be in a church choir because I was living with my girlfriend and we were not married. Aren't there worse problems than that? Doesn't God frown upon drinking, smoking, gambling, adultery, drugs,etc. I'm sure that a lot of the choir members were guilty of at least one of those sins. I guess I just don't understand religion and churches. I no longer go to church. I believe in God, but I can do it my way. Churches are way too hypocrytical for me. But maybe that is just me...

Church Of All Worlds
Founded in 1962, and legally incorporated in 1968, CAW has a good claim on being the oldest legally incorporated Neo-Pagan organization in American. Taking much of its early inspiration from Robert A. Heinlein's 1961 science fiction novel, Stranger in a Strange Land, CAW now sees its mission as evolving "a network of information, mythology, and experience to awaken the divine within and to provide a context and stimulus for reawakening Gaia," and to create a tribal community that will be dedicated to the responsible stewardship of the Earth and evolution of consciousness. The Church of All Worlds is dedicated to "healing the separation between mind and body, men and women, civilazation and Nature, Heaven and Earth." It presents public rituals, festivals, and other events, and there are more than fifty local CAW chapters or "nests". It also publishes Green Egg, runs a teaching branch, Lifeways, and ecology branch, Forever Forests, and a research branch, The Ecosophical Research Associat

Church Attendance
Selection from Wealth, Women, and War raw cut (it is unedited at this point). Church attendance is still an expected ritual for people of the relatively middle-class normative culture. To live the idea of Christianity is not expected. This can best be described in a reversal of the old cliché. It would be, "do as I do, not as I say." The expectation is to park ones fanny in the pew for four hours a week, pay the weekly dues, and go about life without rocking the boat, or asking any real questions. To the uninitiated and the condemning, Christian-basing idealist this sounds like lunacy. However it does go back to the function of the Church in the United States . It is neutral ground upon which a person can stand and for a few hours, once a week, feel good about themselves, or find a personal fix for a personal problem so long as that fix does not require a long term investment of real capitol. Primarily, the people of the United States go to church to convince themselves they

Churrasco De Frango
Ingredients * 1 3- to 3-1/2-lb. broiler-fryer chicken, halved * 3 cloves garlic, quartered * 2 tsp. salt * 1/3 cup olive oil * 1 lemon, cut into wedges Directions 1. Slightly flatten the chicken halves and place them in a 3-quart rectangular baking dish. In a blender or food processor, blend or process the garlic and salt to make a paste. With blender or processor running, slowly add olive oil. Pour the oil mixture over chicken halves, turning chicken to coat both sides. Loosen breast skin and rub oil mixture under skin. Cover and refrigerate for 2 to 24 hours. 2. For a charcoal grill, arrange medium-hot coals around a drip pan. Test for medium heat above the pan. Place chicken, bone side down, on grill rack over drip pan. Cover and grill for 50 to 60 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink (180 degrees F). (For a gas grill, preheat grill. Reduce heat to medium. Adjust for indirect cooking. Grill as above.) Serve chicken with lemon wedges. Ma

Church Bulletin Bloopers And Typos
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care

The Church.
This dream is like a week or so old. I didn't write down the date to it.. It started with me walking down a road through the wilderness. I was trying to get home but couldn't figure out which road led there. The road I chose to walk was headed in the opposite direction. I met some older people on the road, one of which looked like my top boss at work, Mary. They asked me where I was going. When I told them, they told me that I was headed the wrong way. I started back the way I had come from but in this direction the road became harder to travel. I overheard one of the men behind me talking on his cell. They were travelers and they were trying to find the man they wanted to visit. He was a wealthy man with a large house. I told them that I knew of a house like that, up on a hill in these woods. The man said that that wasn't the house which they seeked. I told them that there was an area in the city where these insanely wealthy people built houses with passages which led to

Churrasco Steak Tacos With Salsita
Churrasco Steak Tacos with Salsita The best summer recipes are often the simplest ones. Here, an elemental grilled steak is served over peppery arugula with a spicy, citrusy salsa. Warm-weather perfection! Credit: Lorena Garcia Servings: 4 to 6 Ingredients: Salsita * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice * 1 tablespoon chives, thinly sliced * 2 tablespoons wasabi powder Steaks * 4 (6- to 7-ounce) churrasco aka skirt steaks * Salt and pepper to taste * 2 cups fresh arugula * 8 (6-inch) flour tortillas, warm * 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil Directions: For the salsita, place the ingredients in a small bowl and mix until well combined. Set aside until ready to serve. Season the steaks with salt and pepper. Grill the steaks to your liking. Slice the steaks and place on a platter over the arugula. Place the tortillas and salsita on the platter.

Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Henry and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. Henry, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house . . walked home . . . and left it there all night. You gotta love people like Henry...

Church Bells
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "Oh, Honey, well.... he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'...." Her grandmother paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, .... "He'd probably still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Churches: Leelah & Isabel
Churches: Leelah & Isabel by Zerlinda© "Isabel. Isabel, there is an ant on your toe." I heard the sounds and I knew she was talking. I saw the words drifting from her mouth. She had such a pretty mouth. Even with the lipstick smeared and her hair disheveled, she was gorgeous. Her dark hair framed her oval face so perfectly, it amazed me. Leelah always had. I groaned and rolled over onto my stomach. Let the ant do what it pleases. It should live too. I wonder if that ant has a beautiful girl all to itself. I would hope so. Everyone should. "Isabella. Are you even listening to me?" she asked. She stared at me with her chartreuse green eyes. I smiled halfway and yawned. "Well, I'm glad I interest you so much," she huffed. "Aww, baby, calm down," I said in a soothing tone. She smiled quickly and leaned forward. I watched her lick her lips and close her eyes. The silver eye shadow shimmered softly in the mid morning light. Her flawless skin hummed of youth and vitalit

Church Advice From Angi...
Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.

Church And Home Depot
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month" the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult ... however; we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ... anything to keep our minds off sex. "Then one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she ben

17 Church Bulletin Board Bloopers
17. Evening Massage - 6PM 16. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. 15. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 14. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. 13. Low self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday from 7 to 8 pm. Please use back door. 12. Ushers will eat late comers. 11. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance. 10. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 9. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 8. The choir invites any member of the c

Church Lady With A Condom
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. ?One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a Cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. ?The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat. ?the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it go the better of him and could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell about this?" pointing to the bowl. ?"Oh yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? ?I was walking through the Park a few months ago and found this little package on the ground. ?The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that

Church Service
An elderly couple was attending church services. About half way through, she leans over and says to her husband. "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.".

Church Urges More Sex
Church Urges Hanky Panky Among Congregation Feb 18, 11:04 PM (ET) YBOR CITY, Fla. (AP) - A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day. Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates. "And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way." The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however.

Church Organist
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would

? Church?
Easter Sunday I went to church with my daughter this morning. Sorta felt outta place, dressed in jeans & black cowboyboots with chains. But after I sat there a few minutes I figured out it wasen't me that was outta place. It was everyone else. I realized one thing. Today church=Money+Corruption of ones faith. I'll write more on this later, cause I got alot on my mind.

The Church Of Okra Frenchfry
Beware the false prophet!!! Oprah Winfrey will be letting out all the stops on her XM Satellite Radio program this coming year. Beginning January 1, 2008, "Oprah & Friends" will offer a year-long course on the New Age teachings of A Course in Miracles. A lesson a day throughout the year will completely cover the 365 lessons from the Course in Miracles "Workbook." For example, Lesson 29 asks you to go through your day affirming that "God is in everything I see." Lesson 61 tells each person to repeat the affirmation "I am the light of the world." Lesson 70 teaches the student to say and believe, "My salvation comes from me." By the end of the year, "Oprah & Friends" listeners will have completed all of the lessons laid out in the Course in Miracles Workbook. Those who finish the course will have a wholly redefined spiritual mindset -- a New Age worldview that includes the belief that there is no sin, no evil, no devil, and that God is "in" everyo

Church Organist
The church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat faci ng her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of i t. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet a

The Church And States?
12/19/2008 Dear Readers; Well one of my predictions came true again – From www.drturi.com/newsletter/ December 2008 Red Alert! Dec 2nd 2008 1:52pm I wrote - Expect more light on that terrible drama! and do not be fooled her mother was born with a terrible UCI and KILLED HER! The stars don't lie to me. Remains found last week in a wooded area have been identified as those of missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony, authorities said today. Caylee's skull was found a half-mile from her grandparents' home. The girl and her mother, Casey Anthony, lived in the home until shortly before Caylee disappeared. Her mother is charged with first-degree murder in her death. Just a little note to let you know that I am offering the option for many people who can not make it to Arizona in September 2009. On February 26, 2009 I will start my own radio show on *Voice America and the 60 minutes air format is NOT set to teach anyone the secrets of the Cosmic Code. Instead I will talk abou

Church Of Christ Dating
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Church Of Christ Singles
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Shiloh Road Church of Christ Singles Ministry ... The God we glorify is most perfectly seen in Jesus Christ. ... Christian singles visiting this site: ... Jan 8, 2008 ... Joomla - the dynamic portal engine and content management system. Church of Christ Singles Cafe is a Christian Singles community associated with the Church of Christ. We have many features that allow you to make new ... If you would like to learn more about the Wichita Church of Christ singles ministry, please send an email to wccsinglesministry@yahoo.com. ...

Church Of Google Forum: Letter To "christians"
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/forum/showthread.php?t=1616&page=4 Post #38: First off let me say, your religion has never been "quiet". Not once in your 2000 years of oppression (yes that's right I said it) have you been "quiet". You weren't quiet when your religion started and you are most certainly not quiet today. You claim to lay low? I've had a Christian (from one branch or another) at my doorstep every fucking Saturday since I can remember. That's forcing your religion on others. How exactly is that quiet or laying low? I am a history buff, and I can rip apart your bible within minutes. 98% of what is written in there is stolen from older cultures or total bullshit. Adam and Eve - Where's Lilith? Your religion is based in Judaism, quote them correctly or not at all. Adam ate an apple, which was taken from the Tree Of KNOWLEDGE, Your god doesn't want you to know anything? (It's also the same tree Odin hung from, odd. I will get to Odin in a minute.) Because of that apple, we

The Church Organist
Miss Bea, the chruch organist, was in her eighties and never been married.She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.The pastor cam to call on her one afternnon early in the spring,and she welcomed him into her victorian parlor.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.AS he sat facing ger old pump oragan,the young minister nocticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it,filled with water.In the water floated, of all things,a condom.Imagine his shock and surprise.Imagine his curosity!Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something..!When she returned with tea and cookies,they began to chat.The pastor tried to stife his curosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soonit got tothe better of him,anf he could resist no longer."Miss Bea,"he said," i WONDER IF you would tell me about this?"(pointing to the bowl)."Oh yes",she replied,"isnt it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and i found this little package on the ground.The directio

Church Sign.
Driving around, and saw this sign that said.''When you planGod laughs.''For some reason, this sign grated my nerves a bit. When we make plans, God laughs. I assume because he's already written our story, and we're all just following his game plan.Doing what we're told, without hearing a word. God finds amusement that our plans are what he already planned? As opposed to being our own thoughts,our choices, what we want to do. God seems like a bit of an omnipotent child. We have free will, right? But, if everything we choose to do, is actually his choice, where's our free will? I guess it doesn't exist, if you believe in God, that is. I believe in God, myself, just doesn't seem to be the God everyone else does.Oh well, I couldn't care less. If everything's just God's plan, does he plan the suicides? The murders? All the other sins that cause our souls to go to 'Hell'?Did he plan all the genocides, wars, everything else? For what purpose? Does he giggle when I plan to jack off? Because it'

The Church Of Tiger???
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Church
So i was late to church today and as soon as i walked in the door the preacher got on my case with that whole 'we have a sinner among us" act, as i started to walk away one of this litte fricken thoughts popped into my head as i caught him off guard "HEY!! i was running errands for satan you know he's under house arrest" and naturally i got the evil eye as i left just as quick as i came. sadly enough this isnt the first time i ever had a mishap at church, when my dad told me i was half hebrew i was like thats cool, so later on in the week me and my friend were at his grandmother catholic church, some other kid pissed me off and then i had my first stupid thought in the front row just before everybody started to pray i hollared "do you want us to cruxify his ass again?!", as everyone turned around and looked at me, i just looked up and smiled "what it's not like he didn't deserve it, he's a prick" (the screwed up part is i was talking about the kid who pissed me off). needless to say i

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About The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs. Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental. Further Pastafarianism is a real religion. Most of us do not believe a religion – Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianiasm – requires literal belief in order to pr

Church Bulletins
Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins: Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and desserts will be served for a nominal feel. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge---Up Yours." This evening at 7pm, there will be a sing in the p

Church
Such is the life That brings me to a place Of plaid walls Two and a half feet of Oak And a padded armrest There are no pews here No high sacraments Numbness from a tap Escape in a bottle For these We sit before the pulpit And are blessed by Our brothers and sisters Who have resigned themselves To our poisoned fate Though here We live forever

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You have entered Chutzpahs domain enter with caution. I may appear to be so nice and sweet but watch out...chutzpah may shock you! I am a easy going person most times and I love myself yet I hate myself. I laugh and I cry at the same time. I am giving, yet selfish. I love you but I hate you. Chuztpah confuse you yet? If you tell me you love me I will run...I am here for friends and to have fun...so let the party begin!

Chute Trouble
While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I felt intimidated as I opened the cockpit door to confess what I had done. Expecting to be severely chastised, I was surprised by the captain's calm response. "Well, son," he said, "if this plane goes down, that chute is yours."

Chute Error
While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I felt intimidated as I opened the cockpit door to confess what I had done. Expecting to be severely chastised, I was surprised by the captain's calm response. "Well, son," he said, "if this plane goes down, that chute is yours."

Chuwi V99 Tablet
From last week, as the availability of Chuwi V99X, now, the Chuwi V99 is not so hot now. So today, I am here to offer you a discount offer for this Chuwi V99 quad core tablet. Many people asked me what is the difference of V99 and V99X. Both units are nearly the same, including looks, CPU, screen resolutions etc. But V99X comes with a built in 3G function, and the latest bluetooth 4.0. So accordingly, the price of V99X is a bit more expensive. But the old price of the Chuwi V99 is only 2 euros less than V99X. People seems not care 2 euros too much. So recently, Ontablets.es released the discount for the V99, now the new price is 20 euros lower than before. Chuwi V99 Quad Core A31 Tablet PC 9.7 pulgadas Pantalla Retina Android 4.1 2G RAM 16 GB de vídeo 4K Características principales de Tablet PC CHUWI V99 Quad Core: Sistema Operativo: Android 4.1.1 CPU / Procesador: Allwinner A31, 1.5GHz, Cortex A7 de cuatro núcleos, GPU: PowerVR SGX544 MP2 RAM: 2 GB DDR 3 Disco Duro: 16 GB de

Chyah?
Lurking in the shadows, away from my prison cuffs, strike from the darkness, I never liked you just because. Tall dark and handsome, I'll hold your kids for ransom, psychotic motherfucker, I'll be famous like Chuck Manson.

Chyeah Yuh
I got woke up at 7:40 this morning because of my gay ass lil brother Mason who's 3. He ran into my room and started jumping on me. I didn't even fucking do anything to the lil brat and he starts crying and tells my parents that i hit him and I get my ass chewed out for nothing. And i'm forced to say sorry. Wtf!?!?!? I feel like crap. My brother probably gave me the flu. I swear to god, Ian has pretty much been spending the night in the bathroom, and when he does go in there hes in there for a good 5-10 minutes. Its pretty bad. He can't get a break from it at all. It started to get better but yesturday afternoon it got worse again. Ya know that song "I wanna fuck you" by Akon. Its soooo overplayed. I hate it. Same with songs like Smack that, irreplaceable. But it may just be me because I can listen to a song 3 times over and get sick of it lol. Skylar (my niece) is going to be 1 on March 28th. Thats a big deal lol. I'll probably have to put up with the whole damn family. Aunts,

Chyld Of Nyte
Chyld of darkness Chyld of nyte I come to you no matter the lyte. I find myself searching for things I can not find. Looking for things that are no longer there. Emptyness sets in and I find that not fare I hunger for the imortality of the nyte. Searching wanting everything just ryte. The energy drips down the ceiling and into my veins. I am what you made me , that's all that remains. I feel the blood as it runs down my face so quietly , with hardly a trace. Running my fingers threw it, careful not to miss a drop. ............ Yelling I dont ever want this to stop!!!!!!! Dazed and confussed for what once was........ I am even stronger than before. I am knocking at your door , wont you invite me in. Show me how to make this stop and where to begin. I was once a wytch , and thrived on everyones fear. Now I am more., and I love it so dear. Threefold they always say..... To me its come what may.....

Cia Airplane Crashes With 3.2 Tons Of Cocaine
CIA airplane crashes with 3.2 tons of Cocaine ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 26 Sep 2007, 19:01 CIA airplane crashes with 3.2 tons of Cocaine----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance]Date: Sep 26, 2007 6:58 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BreakTheB0x 4 Ron PaulDate: Sep 26, 2007 12:56 PMAdded some more links for confirmation, let's keep an eye on this and send it along to your local news stations if you can!I can't find anything on the owners of the aircraft, let me know if you find anything!Photo's of plane from Airliners.nethttp://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?regsearch=N987SA&distinct_entry=trueAccident report with PHOTOS OF CRASHhttp://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/read.main/3626088/Airport Date.com aircraft data.http://www.airport-data.com/aircraft/N987SA.htmlAccident Report from Aviation

Cia Application
CIA Application Tuesday, June 10, 2003 < > A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the rig

The Cia And Ufo's
In January 1979, The New York Times reported that despite repeated, feverish denials, the CIA had indeed investigated the UFO phenomenon: "CIA Papers Detail UFO Surveillance" screamed the headline. The report is said to have so upset the then CIA director, Stansfield Turner, that he reportedly asked his staff: "Are we in UFOs?" The answer was yes - since the late 1940s, apparently. But exactly how, what, when, why and who remained layered in mystery, leaving grist for the conspiracy mill. But this year a raft of newly unclassified CIA documents revealed that the remote possibility of alien invasion elicited greater fear than the threat of a Soviet nuclear attack. More interesting still, the CIA documents show that despite decades of repeated public denials, behind the scenes there raged a series of inter-agency feuds that involved the highest levels of the US government. The subject of UFOs - and dabbling in psychological warfare techniques - not only focused the attention of the US go

Cia Agent Arrested In Moscow
bbc.co.ukMay 14, 2013 An alleged CIA agent has been briefly detained in Moscow for allegedly trying to recruit a Russian intelligence officer, Russian media report. The alleged agent was held overnight before released to US officials, Russia’s Federal Security Service said. He is said to have been working as a secretary at the US embassy in Moscow. The man was reportedly arrested with a large sum of money, technical devices and written instructions for the agent he had tried to recruit. Read more Related Articles US-Russia stand-off looms as Moscow announces expansion of military bases Israel admits Binyamin Netanyahu’s secret trip to Moscow Russia Suspects Northern Caucasus in Moscow Subway Bombing Moscow Psychiatric Hospital Fire Kills 38 US Border Agent, Jail Officer Arrested in Drug Conspiracy Case

Cia Cannibal Eats Dead Syrian Soldier’s Heart
Kurt NimmoInfowars.comMay 14, 2013 The CIA supported Free Syrian Army has produced a video showing Abu Sakkar eating the heart of a dead Syrian soldier. Sakkar is the commander of the Farouq Brigades, one of the largest units of the Free Syrian Army. In 2012, the unit merged with the Syrian Islamic Liberation Front, a coalition of Muslim Brotherhood and Salafist groups vowing to create an Islamic state in Syria. It is named after Farouq from Omar bin al-Khatab, a companion of the Prophet Muhammad, and the second caliphate. The video was described as authentic by several Abu Sakkar’s fighters and supporters, including his brother. “I swear to God, soldiers of Bashar, you dogs – we will eat your heart and livers! Takbir! God is Great! Oh my heroes of Baba Amr, you slaughter the Alawites and take their hearts out to eat them!” Sakkar declares in the video. The NGO Human Rights Watch claims the cannibal Sakkar also participated in the indiscriminate

Cia Director Tells Cfr Al-qaeda Planning Another Attack
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 18 Sep 2007, 07:52 http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/cia_hayden_warning/2007/09/07/30766.html?s=sp&promo_code=39BD-1CIA Director Hayden Warns of New al-Qaida AttacksFriday, September 7, 2007 1:01 PMAuthor: Stewart Stogel Article Font Size In a rare public address CIA Director Gen. Michael Hayden warned of new attacks by al Qaeda. (Getty)NEW YORK -- In a rare public address CIA Director Gen. Michael Hayden warned of new attacks by al-Qaida:"Our analysts assess with high confidence that al-Qaida's central leadership is planning high-impact plots against the U.S. homeland."Hayden's unusual public address was made at his request at the Council of Foreign Relations.The newly minted CIA chief also took the unusual step of making his appearance in military uniform, though as CIA director he is not on active military assignment. [Editor's Note: During the next emergency, Homeland Security says you must have this -

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BIDEN Calls on Mukasey to Appoint Special Counsel to Investigate CIA's Destruction of Interrogation Tapes December 9, 2007 Washington, DC - Former Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee and current Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee Joseph R. Biden, Jr. (D-DE) called on Attorney General Michael Mukasey today to appoint a Special Counsel to investigate the CIA's destruction of interrogation tapes: "Under federal law, the Attorney General may appoint a Special Counsel to prosecute matters when he or she determines that an investigation by the Department itself would present a conflict of interest, or there are other extraordinary circumstances and it would be in the public interest to do so. I believe these conditions are met. "This is a White House that has sanctioned and pushed for the kind of interrogation techniques captured on those video tapes. This is a White House that was informed of the CIA's desire to destroy those tapes. Thus, it is possible this inv

Cia Fronts Investing $4.5b To Profit From Attacking Iran
http://exopolitics.org/Exo-Comment-57.htm Will the U.S. Attack Iran Before September 21? - Are CIA Front Companies Investing $4.5 Billion to Profit from attacking Iran? There has been much recent speculation that the Bush administration is about to authorize a massive preemptive aerial assault against Iran. According to Alexis Debat, a national security expert, the Pentagon has prepared for airstrikes against 1,200 targets in Iran that would in three days destroy Iran's military infrastructure (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article2369001.ece ). Such an assault has been long in preparation and was recently fully completed according to a Navy whistleblower currently serving on a U.S. aircraft carrier. The whistleblower, a female officer, said that "all the targets have been chosen, prioritized, and tasked to specific aircraft, bases, carriers, missile cruisers and so forth" (see: http://rense.com/general78/we.htm ). Asked why she would risk her career to disclos

The Cia Goes Blue
this just goes to show how important sex is to all the world: i'm forced to watch foxnews all day at work. According to their sources, the cia is now giving viagra to afghan warlords in trade for intelligence information. go blue.

'cia Helped Draw Up Dodgy Iraq War Dossier For No 10′
London Evening Standard Monday, Sept 8, 2008 Secret advice from a foreign power, thought to be America, helped to shape the dossier that said Saddam Hussein could attack within 45 minutes and set out the case for war in Iraq. MI6 chief John Scarlett, then chairman of the Government’s Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC), turned to the foreign country as final touches were put to the now discredited dossier, it has emerged. The document, which the Government is accused of ‘sexing up’ in the weeks before it was made public, contained a string of claims that later proved false. These included the warnings that Saddam could launch weapons of mass destruction ‘within 45 minutes’ and that it was ‘beyond doubt’ that he was developing nuclear weapons. Both claims were the key to convincing the public and Parliament of the threat posed by Iraq and were essential to putting together the legal case for war. Now it has been revealed that Mr Scarlett canvassed foreign help – which

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The CIA had an opening for an assasin. After all the background checks, interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said "You can't be serious. I cold never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally. it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into th

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CIA leak case figures reject Cheney immunity 16 Jan 2007 As jury selection began Tuesday in the criminal trial of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, former chief of staff to Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney, former ambassador Joseph Wilson and his wife, Valerie Plame, claim that the vice president cannot assert immunity from their complaint. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16661267

Cialis... The Wonder Drug
Hey all, just a quick word... watch for the girl that trips in this one; I'm going to guess she's not on the Olympic high jump team! As always, love y'all, and don't forget to tip your waitress. C'ya~

Cialis
Because 60+ year old women can't get enough of your tired old dick.Those boner-pill commercials break me up. It’s like mental porn for old codgers who seriously need to believe that their poor old wives can't get enough; that they NEED and CRAVE a little dickin' for continued sustenance/happiness. You know, like you HAVE to leave the cab meter running, or be late for dinner EVERY TIME,... because your medically-induced tool has her so hypnotized that she can't help but dizzily gaze frozen upon it like a king cobra with a (skin) flute.The truth however is that your biologically limp tool is nature's way of saying you're done, cowboy. It's over. Finito. Your penis' purpose now lay only with draining whatever gluten-free garbage you have to drink these days just to stay alive. And your old lady? Well, she's been counting down the days partner until it was finally over and she wouldn't have to count the stucco nodules on the ceiling anymore when you rolled on top of her every Wednesd

Ciambelle With Wine
This recipe using wine and anise seeds is my favorite type of ciambelle, or ring shaped cookie. Don’t worry about being too professional in shaping them, as you want them to look a little rustic so people know you made them yourself! :Makes 24 2 Cups of Sugar 2 Cups of White Wine 1 Cup of Oil (I find olive oil too strong of a flavor) 3 Tablespoons Anise Seeds 6 Teaspoons Baking Powder 8 Cups of All-Purpose Flour Granulated Sugar On a large board or counter top, start by making a large mound using 8 cups of flour, the sugar, anise seeds, and baking powder. Make a well in the center, and begin to add the wine and the oil, mixing as you go along. Continue in this manner, adding more flour as needed until all the liquid ingredients have been used. Knead for a few minutes until smooth. The dough should resemble stiff bread dough. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees, and begin to shape the cookies. Break off a small piece, and roll it into a 1-1/2 inch thick rope

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Exclusive: CIA nominee had detailed knowledge of "enhanced interrogation techniques" By Mark Hosenball WASHINGTON | Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:13am EST (Reuters) - John Brennan, President Barack Obama'snominee to head the CIA, had detailed, contemporaneous knowledge of the use of "enhanced interrogation techniques" on captured terrorism suspects during an earlier stint as a top spy agency official, according to multiple sources familiar with official records. Those records, the sources said, show that Brennan was a regular recipient of CIA message traffic about controversial aspects of the agency's counter-terrorism program after September 2001, including the use of "waterboarding." How deeply involved Brennan was in the program, and whether he vigorously objected to it at the time, as he has said he did, are likely to be central questions lawmakers raise at his Senate Intelligence Committee confirmation hearing, scheduled for February 7. After Brennan temporarily left gov

Ciao For Awhile
In five hours I am making the big move from Louisiana back home towards the Kentucky area. I will be gone for a couple of weeks but eventually this Chic will be back. DOnt forget about me !!! Grinning... Take care each and everyone of you. Talk with you soon. Sincerely, ~PJ

Ciao To All The Italians..wannabes And American Italians
Capeeshe Italiano........ I'm sending this out to every person I know who is Italian, could be Italian, married an Italian, lived with Italians or wants to be Italian......!!!!! Let's start at the beginning: Come stai? Molto bene. Bon giorno. Ciao. Arrivederci. Every Italian from Italy knows these words and every Italian-American should. But what about the goomba speech pattern? Those words and phrases that are a little Italian, a little American, and a little slang . Words every Paesano and Bacciagaloop we have heard, - words we hear throughout our Little Italy neighborhood of New York This form of language, the "Goomba-Italiano " has been used for generations. It's not gangster slang terms like "whack" or "vig", if that's what you are thinking---nope, this is real Guido talk! The goomba says ciao when he arrives or leaves. He says Mama Mia or Minga! anytime emotion is needed in any given situation. Mannaggia, and

Ciao Luciano!
In the movie Giorgio I fell in love with him. He sucked as an actor but I felt an attraction to him. Not that I know much of him but he opened my eyes to something new in this world. Which, if you know me, is one of my passions... to seek out new life and new experiences. Just think he made opera just a lil more accessible to make the way for others like Bocelli whom I adore. Do I like all opera? Hell no. Some of it is just atrocious. Obnoxious. But some can move my spirit and swoon me into another mood. Luciano Pavarotti has passed away today. Pancreatic Cancer. Thank you Luciano for opening my world just a lil more.

Ciao Ciao!!
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND! Hello everyone!! I just want to say thank you for being my friend. I'm flying out tomorrow morning, staying overnight in Mobile and joining the ship on Monday. The first day will be extremely hectic ... touring the ship, safety classes, customs, immigration, and crew sign on. After that I will be in rehearsals until Feb. 10 and I have no idea how much free time we will get over the next month. I will miss you all and I will pop in every now and then to say hello. The six months after rehearsal will be a lot easier and I should be able to get on more often. Until then Stay safe and keep on making life fun!! MEXICO HERE I COME!!! YAY!!! HTML Generator Be sure to check out the video or just enjoy the song as you as you check out the rest of the page!! :)

Ciao All
Well I can't say I haven't had fun times. And some great peeps, but I feel its time to waste my time in other ways...LOL. Thanks for all the love! Closing this account next week. Those that want to stay in touch send me a message. Other wise good luck, happy hunting...Godspeed! *hug*

Ciara-like A Boy
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Ciara-promise
Come enjoy the life Baby take a ride I just wanna vibe with you, you Baby you and I can have a good time Tell me what you like Oo oo [Spoken] Now listen I've been single for a while now And I've been kind of lonely But I'm looking for somebody to talk to, Love me, someone who can hold me, Is that you? I'm looking for somebody I can call boo Looking for the only one that I can give my all to Tell me if it's you, you, you What you wanna do, do, do Make your move You can be my teacher I'll do homework You can give me extra credit, baby I'll do more work What you wanna do, do, do Now it's me and you, you, you Make a move This mood is so right It feels so right You can be my prince My knight You can be my superman Save me here I am 'Cause baby There's nothing I won't do To spend my life with you I'll give my all to you I promise that I will never lie to you boy There's nothing I won't do To spend my life with you I'll give my all to you I promi

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A INTERNET FRIEND OF MINE THAT I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO FOR YEARS FINALLY GOT TO COME FOR A VISIT...WOOHOO....AFTER A 16 HOUR FLIGHT FROM SCOTLAND SHE GOT HER FIRST CIGARETTE....AS YOU CAN TELL....OUT OF 300 PLUS PICTURES THESE ARE THE ONES I PICK FOR A MONTAGE OF HER VISIT...SHE STARTED AT A FRIENDS IN NORTH CAROLINA, THEN TO MY HOME IN HOUSTNE WHERE SHE WAS MET WITH A TEXAS STYKE BAR-B-QUE AND YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS AND THE NEST DAY WAS SITESEEING...THEN OUT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER WITH MY BOYS....THEN TO EAST TEXAS TO VISIT TO GENIE, MIKEY, AND CANDICE'S WHERE SHE HAD ALOT OF FIRST...I THINK THIS WHOLE TRIP IS THE BEGINNING OF ALOT OF FIRST'S....I LOVE YOU CIA AND MISS YOU ALREADY....

Cia Training Manuals And Military Survival Guides
CIA Training Manuals and Military Survival Guides Current mood:Educated Operation Open Eyes http://www.scribd.com/doc/14045178/Operation-Open-Eyes CIA lock picking guide http://www.scribd.com/doc/7207/CIA-Lock-Picking-Field-Operative-Training-Manual Key casting http://www.scribd.com/doc/3871232/CIA-FieldExpedient-Key-Casting-Manual CIA-Simple-Sabotage-Manual http://www.scribd.com/doc/3316541/CIA-Simple-Sabotage-Manual Explosives for Sabatoge http://www.scribd.com/doc/14986319/Paladin-Press-CIA-Explosives-for-Sabotage-Manual CIA Human Resource Exploitation Training Manual 1983 http://www.scribd.com/doc/7200105/Fr-CIA-Human-Resource-Exploitation-Training-Manual-1983-2 CIA The Freedom Fighter's Manual http://www.scribd.com/doc/6921653/CIAThe-Freedom-Fighters-Manual Kubark Torture Manual http://www.scribd.com/doc/487663/CIAKubarkTorture-Manual Seven Shelters that can save your life http://www.scribd.com/doc/3007857/Seven-Survival-Shelters-That-Co

Cibc Economist: $100 Oil By End Of '08
CIBC Economist: $100 Oil by End of '08 Tuesday October 2, 4:29 pm ET Expert: Oil Prices Set to Hit $100 by End of '08, and Will Likely Stay at Triple-Digit Level NEW YORK (AP) -- Oil prices could top $100 a barrel by the end of next year and remain above that point for years to come, the chief economist of Canadian investment bank CIBC World Markets said Tuesday. Jeffrey Rubin said rising demand within oil-rich nations such as Mexico, Venezuela and Saudi Arabia will put pressure on global oil prices in the coming years. That, combined with the increased cost of pulling petroleum from reserves deep under the sea or wringing it out of oil sands in Canada, will keep oil prices high even if demand in the Western world remains constant. "We're in a world of triple digit oil prices for the foreseeable future," Rubin said during a speech to investors here. Rubin said oil exports from OPEC countries, Russia and Mexico will likely decline by about 3 million barrels per day

Cicada And Clover
I am small and my hands are far away... I can't keep up on the trail that winds its way to the dock, you are running, running. I trip over roots, and my knees are bleeding. Dirt speckled streams of red flow down my bare legs You are running still, you never look back. I am alone in the dirt, cicada whine pitching my head into summer's oblivious heat. There is nothing to do but pick stones from my wounds. I trace circles around the drops of me on the soil. You don't come back. The sun descends and I rise, aching limbs quivering. I pick purple clover blooms and suck out the nectar. I find my own way to the water's edge. You aren't there, but I see your footprints. They lead into the lake, and disappear…

Cicle Visions Poem By Mark, Lanett, Gail, Leeann, Tom, & Zoe
Circle Visions A vision… what is a vision? Is it dream.. or wide awake sitting in a chair seeing life in pass and future passing by your eyes…. ahhh ….or is it just a fantasy? Wishing you had a vision of love, sex, and rock and roll…lol. Ah, tis true... visions may be many things... the true delight of soul... the secret yearnings of your heart... or the playful thrills of your flesh. And some may come to pass, while others are yet to be.... but all are an important part of life... and most come to me better with music playing... so bring on the rock and roll...... or Bolton... or G4... each brings a different type of vision...mmmmmm.

~ Cider And Spice Protection Spell ~
In a small saucepan combine one cup of cider, one stick of cinnamon, and nine whole cloves. Heat until the mixture is warm and fragrant. Remove from the heat, let cool slightly, and stir clockwise while saying: “Cider strengthen me, cinnamon protect me, clove cleanse me.” Pour the potion into an earthenware bowl. After dark, pour the mixture around the garden or home. Speak this charm: I have brewed this potion With my hand, To protect my home And my land. No dark spirits Shall dwell in this place, For I have blessed Every crevice and space. Any friend who comes, Night or day, Shall be welcomed To sit and stay. But no foe Shall darken my door, Today, tomorrow, Or forever more. When you’ve finished, press the cinnamon stick and cloves into the earth.

[cider Brine]
I was thinking today about some brine and stew-like applications of pork, chicken, cider and apples. Cleaned house and got tired of watching other people fuck. Which part of that statement shocked you more? Boredom with porn or me cleaning? I even wrote longterm goals for each room and posted them in a visible spot. I'm kinda... methodical, especially over time. Also, considering the fact that a LOT of shit still has to get done like moving my folks, this job, my goddaughter, doghouses, disposal of junk, so on. Speaking of my job, we had a fairly productive lunch meeting. My club sandwich wasn't toasted, had no mayo, and that was the worst thing that happened to me today. I contributed as a lowly fresh grad intern, took notes, made jokes, I was only terrified, overwhelmed and intimidated for about 5 minutes as this was my first power lunch. ...out of tea Anyway, yeah, the rookie knocked it out of the park and I... am gonna work on my pc and recipes.