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Christmas Tree Tostadas Recipe
Ingredients: 1 pound hambuger 1 package taco seasoning mix 6 small flour tortillas 1 green pepper, seeded and diced 1 tomato, diced 1/2 cup sliced black olives 1/2 cup sliced green olives 6 ounces sliced Monterey Jack cheese, cut into strips 3 cups shredded lettuce Sour Cream Taco Sauce Directions: Preheat oven to 350. Prepare hamburger with taco seasoning mix, according to package directions. Cut tortillas into tree shapes. With a spoon, spread 1/3 cup hamburger mix evenly over each tortilla. Leave a 1/2 inch border of tortilla all the way around each tostada. Use green pepper, tomatoes, and olives to decorate tostadas like Christmas trees. Arrange the cheese on each tostada in a zigzag pattern to make a garland. Use a spatula to place tosadas on a baking sheet. Bake for 5 to 7 minutes or until cheese is melted. Serve each tostada with 1/2 cup of shredded lettuce (spread around the base of the tree as a skirt), and sour cream and taco sauce to taste. This

Christmas Cheesecake Cookies
Ingredients: 1/3 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar 1/2 cup granulated sugar, divided 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1/3 cup butter 8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature 1 egg 1 tablespoon lemon juice 3 tablespoons milk, divided 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 1/2 tablespoon green candied cherries, divided 1 1/2 tablespoon red candied cherries, divided 2/3 cup sifted confectioners' sugar Directions: Coat an 8-inch square baking pan with nonstick cooking spray. Mix brown sugar with 1/4 cup granulated sugar, flour and walnuts. Stir in butter, using a fork or pastry blender, until crumbly. Remove and set aside 1 cup of the mixture. Place the remainder in the baking pan and press down evenly. Bake in preheated 350 degrees F oven for 12 to 15 minutes, until just starting to brown. Remove from oven and allow to cool slightly. Meanwhile, using an electric mixer, beat cream cheese and half the sugar. Add egg, lemon juice, 2 tablespoons milk and vanilla.

Christmas Ham Braised In White Wine With Vegetables
Ingredients: 1 tablespoon unsalted butter 3/4 cup carrots -- thinly sliced 3/4 cup chopped onions 1 cooked ham (5 lbs, boneless, OR boned in ham 5 to 6 lbs) 4 cups dry white wine -- divided 6 sprigs parsley 2 bay leaves -- broken in half 6 peppercorns -- crushed 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1 dash ground cloves 1/4 cup apple jelly 3 tablespoons dijon-style mustard 2 cups nonfat chicken broth 10 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch 10 1/2 tablespoons cold water 1 bunch fresh watercress -- for garnish Directions: Preheat oven to 350. Heat butter in large, heavy roasting pan over medium heat. When hot, add carrots and onions and saute, stirring, until softened, about 3 minutes. Place ham, fat-side up, on top of vegetables. Add 3 cups wine, parsley, bay leaves, peppercorns, thyme and cloves to pan. Bring to a simmer. Remove from stovetop. Cover pan; transfer to oven. Bake until quite tender when pierced with knife, about 1 1/2 hours or longer, basting every 20 minutes with pan juic

A Christmas Wish
Christmas is soon approaching – shoppers seem to be slowing down, presents are now being wrapped – cards are being sent all around. There seems to be so little time – when there is so much to do, so, I decided to take a break – and send this Christmas wish to you. You’ve been on my mind – so many times every now and then, so I thought it time to get in touch – with this Christmas wish for you my friend. We could get together – at the corner cafe across the street, but it doesn’t really matter – where two friends want to meet. You are always close at hand – when I want to call on you, and you always love and care – for it shows in everything that you do. You always think first of me – when you’re near or far away, and my wish to you this Christmas – is that friends we will always stay. I wish you many blessings – and hope our hearts will keep, for that is where I’ll find you – when two friends want to meet! For when I look inside my heart – a

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject : Christmas Carols for the Disturbed | | | Inbox 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji

The Christmas Present
One day, close to Christmas, Cathy was gift-shopping with her friend. On the way to their 3rd mall that day, Cathy accidentally hit a cat on the road. She hated to leave it their to be squished by and other drivers, so she got out, took one of the empty JC Penney bags and put the cat in (she covered in tissue paper first). Then she put it in the trunk and continued on her way. Once they got to the mall, Cathy and her friend got out to rearange the bags. She took out the JC Penney bag with the cat and put it on the ground until she was situated. When she turned back to get the bag, she saw a lady walking quickly towards the mall with the bag in her hand. Cathy and her friend knew what would happen, so they quietly followed her into the mall, but stayed back so they wouldn't be detected. They followed her into a restaraunt where she sat down and ordered food. Cathy did the same while her friend was in the bathroom. Finally, she saw the woman take the JC Penney bag and look inside.

Christmas At The Gas Station - Author Unknown
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty, "Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh." Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right back," George said. There in th

A Christmas Story
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,' Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some

Christmas.....
All credit and respect for this goes to my friend Simion for designing this and sharing this with us here on Cherry this season - thank you Simion - I wanted to ensure that all my friends saw your work - so I've posted it here in my blogs.... you did incredible work! HolidayHugs, ~Mz Mic~ ~Simion~@ CherryTAP

Christmas Stew
Now here's a recipe that I think is just fine: Find a pot and some fire for heating. Get some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme; Say "Hello" ..... It's Season's Greetings. Place the pot on the fire with intricate ease, Then gently dump in a big can of peas. Take a delicate leaf from your mistletoe, (Sometimes known as Astronaut's Foot) Grind it up, pour it in, and season with snow; Then into the pot you put: The wings and the heads of two Bummer Bees; Then tenderly add another can of peas. Take the buttons from last year's Sanity Clause Suit, (Now don't think it's all too wierd.) Stir it all up with one muddy boot; Add a hair from St. Nick's beard. Kindly forget the mayonnaise, please; But now it's time for another can of peas. (Well, by now you must think I'm insane here, But if this isn't good, I'll croak.) Ask your wife, "Do you think it will rain, dear?" Add her for not catching the joke. Do it now, don't get weak in the knees; And on top of y

Christmas Present!!!!!
I am so happy. after much searching and thinking and searching and thinking, I have finally found the Christmas present for my love. I would tell you what it is, but just in case he decides to read this before Monday, I can't. I will let you all know if he likes it and what it is after Monday. I am sure that he will!!!!

Christy Ann
So tell me what it is you are thinking, And I will tell you how I feel. Tell me what you are thinking And I’ll show a man that’s real. Tell me what you want, Tell me your desire. Is it ok if I touch your heart? Will you let me find a way to light your fire? How about kisses from head to your toe? I'll run my hands down to special places? Or is that too much from the start? Close your eyes and tell me what it is that you feel. Are the Goosebumps still there? Is it surreal? What about your muscles? Are they tense? Is your sweet and delicious flower contracting? Or is it slowly becoming relaxed as you become warmer on the inside? Mmmmm hmmm.... daaayum.... TO BE CONTINUED:......

Christmas Really Isn't About Toys
Christmas Really Isn't About Toys Christmas really isn't about toys, However much we love them, young and old. Reductions in the fat of Christmas day In time restore its vigor and its health. So let us not display our absent wealth, Though children should have ample chance to play. More sweet and joyous music must be sung, And thoughts of peace and mercy make their way Silent and uncluttered through the noise.

Christmas In The South
Christmas in the South... In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

Christmas Party©
Any one that knows me knows I love suprises. Especially when I am the one giving the suprise...(evil grin). I pulled up in front of the house and walked to the door. Thank goodness a cool front had moved through. Nothing worse than trying to get into the Christmas spirit when its in the 70's outside. Although I admit it's kinda nice come febuary when we can go the the beach. The smell of fires burning in the cool crisp air and the mists of fog kissing everything. Light bathed the porch as she opens the door and steps out to greet me. "Merry Christmas" she breathes kissing me. Front my jacket pocket comes her suprise. It's a small red velvet box with a gold string bow. Now let me stop you right now and tell you,it is NOT a ring,sheesh. This is for tonights party. Opening the box a slightly confused look on her face make me smile. Looking into my eyes,hers suddenly brighten as she gets it. It's an egg. And I have the remote control...(mischevious grin). Leading her down the wa

Christmas Cake
Ingredients 225g/8oz plain flour 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp mixed spice 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon 200g/7oz butter 200g/7oz dark brown sugar 2 tbsp black treacle 1 tbsp marmalade 1/4tsp vanilla essence 4 eggs, lightly beaten 800g/1 3/4 lb mixed dried fruits 100g/3 1/2 oz chopped mixed peel 150g/5oz glace cherries, halved 100g/3 1/2 oz blanched almonds, chopped brandy To Decorate the Cake: 200g/7oz marzipan 1-2 tbsp apricot jam, warmed Royal Icing 3 egg whites 600g/1lb 5oz icing sugar, sieved 11/2tsp liquid glycerine - optional 1 tbsp lemon juice Method 1. Heat the oven to 150C/300F/Gas2. Grease a 20cm/8inch round or an 18cm/7inch square cake tin and line the bottom and sides with baking parchment. 2. Sieve the flour, salt, mixed spice and cinnamon into a bowl. 3. Cream the butter and the sugar in a large mixing bowl and then mix in the sugar, treacle, marmalade and vanilla essence until light and fluffy. 4. Mix the eggs a little at a time into the mixture adding

Christmas Trees & Onions
Christmas trees and onions :)) >> > >> > A family is at the dinner table. Just for the shock value and to see if >> > his dad would respond, the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds >> > of >> > boobs are there?" >> > >> > Surprised but always ready, the father answered, "Well, son, there are >> > three kinds of breasts. First kind: In her 20s, a woman's breasts are >> > like >> > melons, round and firm. Second: In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, >> > still nice.... but hanging a bit. Third: After 50, they are like >> > onions." >> > >> > "Onions?" quizzed the boy. >> > >> > His dad replied, "Yes... you see them and they make you cry." >> > >> > Of course this infuriated his wife and 18 year old daughter. So the >> > daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?" >> > >> > The mother smiled knowingly and answered, "Well dear, a man goes >> > through >> > >> > three phases. First: In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty >> >

A Christmas Story ...lil Naughty But Funny!!
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they t

Christmas Time Of Year
Well, here it is two days from Christmas (for me, anyway), and I get to not sleep till Saturday night. Well, at least I'll be entertained. My roommates did winter Solstice yesterday, and it was fun. I wanted to hug both of them, but I chickened out. I got a new robe, I needed one, and it's warm, and comfy. I also was gifted copies of several games, movies and, the all important, chocolate. I was also given a coupon for 10 bucks off something from Victoria's Secret. But it expires today. So if I'm going to use it, I need to use it soon. Alis

Chris
Echoes of Your Voice April 23, 2006 Falling rain, solitude, candlelight, Scent of you in the air. Music from the heart, Once more you cross my mind. I wonder what you are doing, Feeling and dreaming. I wonder out loud, Are you thinking of me, too? Do you know I miss you, My dearest friend? That the silence and solitude Tear at my heart? That worry for you About tears me apart? That fear you are hurt Wouldn’t let me sleep? Do you know I set up a time So I could give you all of my attention? Or that I sense you have a need to speak Words for only me to hear? A confusion plays across your eyes That I don’t understand. I don’t feel that I am losing you, Not at all, I’m just lost not knowing where you are, In body or in mind.

Christmas Shopping Sucks.
Well, I think I said something stupid last night about my next post being more serious or something. Uh, sorry, not true. I cant sleep and I am bored so here goes another meaningless blog post just for you. Is it just me or is it increasingly difficult to find good "things" to buy for people that you care about? Well, to me, its probably the worst part of this whole Christmas thing cause I always end up with 20 presents for one person, and 2 for another cause I cant think of anything good to get them. My mother for example, shes simple to buy for. Anything to do with crafts,soaps(and all of that other girly stuff) is what she likes,so I can easily grab 700 items in less than a minute for her. My dad on the other hand is not so simple. He wont tell anyone what he wants or likes so we have to guess. Therefore, he recieves stupid gifts like underwear and a coffee mug. I just dont understand it. If one day I get married and have children, as a dad I will be making a massive list of w

A Christmas Poem!
A simple message i do send, i hope it is recieved on ur end, a message of hope, well wishes and cheer, a message that is dervied from consumption of beer! Christmas is upon us yet again, time to forget our differences and make amends. time to get out the tinsil and trimmings, and listen to those carolers singing. An Aussie christmas is one not to be forgot, for a christmas down under is rather hot! An australian christmas provides zero snow, and our longing for winter is starting to grow! So on that note, i do send this wish that santa brings u your christmas list. That all my friends far and wide have a wonderful yultide!

Christmas Shopping!!!
Well I can honestly say that we are done with our Christmas shopping. The only person that hasn't gotten anything yet would be me and he told me last night that he has to get up with his mom (who is visiting his brother) and order mine from the internet. He did tell me however; that mine was going to cost around 4 grand. wonder what it could be? any ideas. I have one, but i am not going to get my hopes up. We will see here in the next couple of days as i won't get it in time for Christmas

A Christmas Story For People Having A Bad Day
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. So he went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom

Christmas Soldier
CHRISTMAS SOLDIER The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, a lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twe

Christmas Weekend
Well Mike is back home and we have been really busy...but there is a surprize he might be getting for Christmas...For so many years he thought he won't be able to have a baby....well possible I am pregnate and this will be his frist child and his only child...Can you image what he will do? For me this will be my 7th Child...Mike is going is adopted my 2 boys. Like he says one day when they grow up and say your not my real dad...he wants this so bad...I know there is alot of men out there that can't produce babies, but there is a GOD if you believe it...It will happen. Well Christman just in 2 days we wish you all a Safe and Merry Christmas. School starts here less than 11 days we can't wait for that. TC Friends Love Crystal

Christine....an Awsome Friend
This friend of mine got me and my hunny the win in a cutest couple contest nearly all by her own effort. She wanted me and Mike to have the win so badly that she sat and voted for me for hours literally. She is very devoted and loyal and very sweet. She has been on my side through thick and thin on getting my blog to the top and for that I cant thank her enough. GF you rock! stay sweet! Christine@ CherryTAP

A Christmas Plea
A tiny child in mothers arm, came in peace to do no harm. Here to save all mans kind, lead him down the path devine. Precious child of Mary's blood, welcome to this neighborhood. The ghettos are so dark here, and down the alley's a scream. Another soul lies broken, picking up their shattered dreams. Come on with us Jesus, there is so much here to see. The rivers now are murky, and the fish all had to leave. Theres a gun shot down in harlem, another child lies dead. A mother lies pased out in the snow, can you fix her head? Can you see them crying Jesus? WIll they find a home? Or am I looking at man now, when he finds he is alone. I see you crying Jesus, but you wont lift a hand. There down in the gutter, there lies a dying man. Won't you reach out to him, give him something to believe? Can you help the hungry, offer them reprieve? It's almost Christmas Jesus, I know you've much to do. But makind has become so cruel, and all but forgotten they knew. The season is abou

Christmas Called Off On Account Of My Mother
Every year since my first daughter was born, we have spent the night at my parents house Christmas Eve. 10 Christmases so far. With the addition of 2 more children, the night became more and more stressful. When my husband was there, everyone was in a bad mood cuz he or my mother were bitching about something. Last year I put my foot down and said this is the last time we do this. Little did I know that would be the last Christmas my husband and I would be together. With one less person to go with us, yet one less person here, i thought going to my parents would be ok. Its much more special I think. Well, I told my mother this last weekend and she said ok. Today, she says " oh sorry, you're coming over Christmas morning. We are going to church Sunday night instead" Instead??? What happened to " why dont you come with us" or " come over while we are gone, we'll meet you at home later". Nope.. a flat out no. I gave her all the "Santa gifts" for my kids a week or so ago. Why would I give

Christmas Ride
Just wanted to stop and say Hi to my friends... getting ready to go on a christmas ride to see lights and out for supper with a group of friends.... I'll probably be back online later..... I hope everyone has a great nite!! Lov ya!

Christmas
ok so im a little bit angry tonight i was really expecting there to be some snow for christmas beings i live in pa but no its freakin warm out it aint even cold enough to snow what the hell how the hell you gonna have christmas in pa without no damn snow errrrrrrrr. we need snow to get in the spirit

Christmas Gift Of Love..
The Gift of a joyful season: Another year is coming to a close, what does the other year holds for us? It’s a question that many ask and most doesn’t, and let the times come at will. Christmas time is so near, those who wish for snowflakes receive it. For those who never had a white Christmas either gains rains or clear skies. But the connection within the time is unimagined. For every gust of wind, every tree branch shake, every splash of water suede’s our very soul and every child within this world opens a present from under a tree, it’s everyone’s day. No matter how rich, poor or within the middle, we all are connected in this time once again. And so when the day of he who created this day of joyfulness, forgiveness, hope, love, peace of a sound mind, the date of the New Year, is at hand. The night we go on the town, in the city, in the hills, or wherever our heart and excitement takes us. To be amongst true friends and leave the tones of stress behind because the new fresh

Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a LIGHTER. He flicked it on. "It represents a CANDLE", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of KEYS. He shook them and said, "They're BELLS." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of WOMEN's PANTIES. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are CAROLS" And So The Holiday Season Begins.... Happy Holidays Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

A Christmas Wish For All My Friends!!
If I only had one Christmas wish And it was to come true. I wish you joy and happiness During Christmas and throughout the New Year too. If I only received one Christmas wish That wish would be for you. May the love throughout the holiday season Be with you in whatever you do. That would be my only wish Wherever you may go. That love, joy and happiness Last beyond the melting snow. Have a Merry Christmas!

Christmas Greetings
He laid her on the table, So white, clean and bare, His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck, Then felt her breast, Then drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry, The hole was wide........ He looked inside, All was dark and murky, He rubbed his hands, And stretched his arms......... And then he stuffed the turkey.

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jin

Christmas In Heaven
Through out the years You've always cared Brought family together And never compared Took people in With open arms Cared for them As if they were yours You were always smiling Didn't matter what happened You always warmed the room With your happy smile On this given Christmas day Tears start to roll As we say good-bye To the one we loved But, your love for all Will never be forgotten You will always be with us In our souls and in our hearts May you rise up To the heavens above Give your love And watch down on all

Christmas
Well yeah it is right around the corner.. Whole lot of family and whole lot of Liq. It is so stressfull around this time.. Everyone is bitchy and Broke.. I got all of my shit done and still finding more shit that I dont need to buy.. Our family does christmas on christmas eve.. I know what the hell for.. I dont know. I married a man that family is strange.. LOL.. No Offence.. Well I am sitting here at 2 A.M woundering why I am still awake I need to be getting some sleep. I just dont feel like laying down yet. So what the Hell I will just Blog for a bit.. HaHa.. Well I am going to get off here.. I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas.. Happy New Year. Dont get to tore up.. The Naughty Elf

Christmas Carol
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. The Twelve Days Of Christmas. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Today I found out, thanks to the Internet. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. . It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a "code word" for a religious reality which the children could remember. . The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. . Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. . Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. . The four calling birds were the four gospels

Christmas Eve Update: More Site Updates, Ratemywow, Super Secret Special Still Going
It's Christmas Eve, and there's probably a few of you straggglers who still haven't done your Christmas shopping yet. Hell, we just finished ours yesterday...so it's not like we don't know the feeling. Anyway, if you're still searching for something to get that special someone, you should really investigate our SUPER SECRET HOLIDAY SPECIAL. We mailed out these little offerings to our entire mailing list, but there's still a few people who are Emailing that they didn't get it.JUST CLICK THIS AND SEND AN EMAIL. You will get a reply INSTANTLY with a link for you to go to. Also -- please make sure you are not blocking Emails from 'foundrymusic.com'! Check your SPAM folders if necessary. (AOL, Yahoo, Gmail, MSN users...this applies especially to you).Check out the new and improved RateMyWOW! It's now uniform with the rest of the new FoundryMusic layout, and you'll be able to submit your WOW photos soon enough.It looks like we're going to continue that HotMovies video contest, so get y

Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D". What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you! What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost. Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens. What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum) What's red and white and red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill. Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood. Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island.

Christmas Eve
Well this should not be hard but as I sit here at work I wounder how many are spending time with loved ones and cherishing those moments? All to soon we lose someone near and dear to us but only then do we wish we had spent more time with them. Yet the ones that are left here that we can at the least make up time with we tend to ignore like they will always b here. People are yet still agian so forgetful and but only a few realize that it the holiday season isnt the only time to express ones love or caring spirit but this should be done everyday. That uncle you have that you think is so cool, heck May 1st pick the dang phone up tak a few moments out of your so busy day and call him to shoot the breeze! Tell your father and or Mother that you love them and look them in the eyes when you do. We tend to get so wrapped up in our busy schedules and lives we forget to quickly that a man's worth is not weighed by what he has accumulated, but by what he eaves behind, his legacey. I did

Christmas
I just wanted to take the time to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Now I'm going to take a few minutes and go over what I think is important to me during this time of year. Family all around with love overflowing. Yes there maybe fights and arguments. In the end though you should know that you're loved enough that you could say you got to see family. Friends are important too. Because without the friends to brighten your whole year through, who will pick up the bad parts after the family fights? So many times when things go wrong in the family who do we turn to but the friends? Then there is yourself. The one person who totally understand who you are. Though can never be objective in your life. Once in awhile we need to take the time to enjoy our lives as we are, and what we've become. So this holiday season remember those close to you. Say a prayer for those far away. Remeber the ones fighting weather you believe in the reason or not. They may not

Christmas Times, Melting Pot Where Mix Sacred, Profane Stimuli, The Cult And The Popular Thing, Doing Us Simultaneously: Men And Women, Of Pieces Of W
Christmas Times, melting pot where mix sacred, profane stimuli, the cult and the popular thing, doing us simultaneously: men and women, of pieces of works and also of faith. _____________________________________________ A boy is born in a manger in a remote place of a country; when their parents flee from the wrath of a governor, before the imminence of the millenarian crystallization of one prophesy. A boy astonishes to the wise people of his time - priests, writers and pharisees- when maintaining an heated debate, on the bases and the principles of the faith, at the time of reframing the relation with the society and the culture of his time, being disqualified and ashamed, by being simply: the son of a carpenter and a housewife, not an expert scholar of the structure of elites. The boy, already grown, abjures of Mosaic Law and synthesizes the orders that served as guide and light to his entire nation, by centuries, reducing them to single two: " Love God on all the t

Christmas Wishes
Christmas Wishes It's Christmas Eve She sits by herself Making tons of wishes To the Christmas Elf. With walls of brick around her heart Wishing someone with cryptonite could blow it apart She wishes of love and cuddles and kisses To find her true soulmate to give what she misses. But as of this day The Christmas Elf hasn't granted her wishes she repeats to herself So here she sits Alone and so blue Just wishing for love That can prove itself true. ~ Carol A. Harstad ~ December 24, 2006

Christmas!!!
What does Christmas mean to you.... is it just for gifts... is it for the family... or is it just for shits and giggles.... hehe... who knows... all i gots to say... is make it the best you can... you have the family around you.... dont let the holidays pass you by... they are the best time to mingle... dont waste it!! but yah umm ill stop now and get the hell outta here... have good holidays to all who read this! -Katherine

Christmas Day
Well, this is my first blog.Its now officially Christmas day...a couple minutes past midnight, i`m on my own and thought i`d do this before i go to sleep. Just worked a 9 day stretch, then on my day off yesterday, cat limping badly..took to the vets,sedated and x-rayed...cruciate ligaments gone to pot!Has to be cage rested for 6 weeks!!!Cos he`s 12 years old, may not get better, may have to amputate his leg!!!!!!!!!!Have to see. Dog has just opened her present, well one of them...hid doggy chocolate in the wrapping, and yeah..she shredded the parcel in her greed to get at it!lol.One happy dog with a new teddy!!!haha. Just sent texts to my 2 kids who are staying in a beautiful old Mill in the country...auntie has come over from Australia , rented the place for a couple weeks...and its open house to all family....took my son up there yesterday..(horrendous journey back....thick fog ).daughter already there..wondering what they are doing and knowing they will have the most fabulous tim

Christmas Tree
hey all my friends, i want to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy holidays! If you leave me a present under my pages's christmas tree i will definitley return the favor! So leave me a gift ill leave you one and have a great day tomorrow, have fun with friends and family and may everyone be safe!!!

Christmas Is Here
woot woot its finally here but why am i not all excited about it is it bc my family hates my husband or maybe bc i am a disapointmemt to them o well i really dont give a shit actually its jus me and my hubby this year i guess o well at least im happy thats all that matters right?

Christmas Greetings
BENEDICT XVI MEETS ROMAN CURIA FOR CHRISTMAS GREETINGS VATICAN CITY, DEC 22, 2006 (VIS) - This morning in the Clementine Hall, the Holy Father held his traditional meeting with cardinals, archbishops, bishops and members of the Roman Curia, for the exchange of Christmas greetings. At the beginning of his address to them, the Pope affirmed how "the year that is coming to an end," leaves us "with the profound impression of the war that took place near the Holy Land and, more generally, of the danger of a clash between cultures and religions, a danger still threateningly present at this moment in history. The question of the roads to peace has thus become a challenge of vital importance." Recalling his apostolic trip to Poland in May, Benedict XVI described his "debt of gratitude" for everything that John Paul II gave, "both to me personally and, above all, to the Church and the world. His greatest gift to all of us was his unshakeable faith and the radicalism of his devotion.

Christmas And You
Christmas is such a wonderful time, To be shared by one and all. With the beautiful lights all aglow, And a backdrop of beautiful snow… Christmas is the special time of year To spend with the people you love. Caring, sharing and keeping them near And giving thanks to the Lord above… What makes my Christmas’s so special? Are the moments I spend with you. The special love we feel for each other, Make all my Christmas wishes come true... So have a very merry Christmas, And a happy New Year too! Two of my very favorite things, Would be a Merry Christmas and you!

Christmas
I have always liked christmas. It has always been the feeling of love and charity that has made it one of my favorites. I Like thinking that maybe during the Christmas season peoples hearts soften just a little to the mundaneness of thier lives and relationships to their fellow men. I like seeing people get out of their little zones and opening their hearts to the people around them, known or unknown. Does it matter? My answer not really. It doesn't matter whether your help comes to those you know or people half-way around the world. It doesn't matter if it is money or your time. It doesn't matter because the reason is the same. To help someone who needs it. Despite situation, class, creed, race, religion, or belief system. Christmas, because of this spirit of giving, now crosses all borders. Christmas lives in everyone whether christian or not. Because, Christmas is not a holiday. It is a spirit of humanity, and that lives in us all.

Christmas Morning
Well as many of yous know my mom year of the dragon lives in B.C and I live in Ontario. Since I was a little baby I had always had christmas with my mom. When she moved out of town in 2003 our christmas where no longer together. This year since we both have computer my boyfriend said why not web cam with your mom christmas morning so she can see the kids open there gifts. So thats what we did. My poor mom was up at like 5:30am because she three hours behind me. She watched as they opened there gifts. I think that may have just made my moms christmas that much better. My mom means alot to me and the fact that she was able to share christmas morning with her grandkids and me was the best christmas gift that anyone could ever give us. Maybe next year she will be here with us. Wishing everyone and there families a merry christmas and happy new years from my family and me.

Christmas
When I awoke this morning, the first thought to come into my mind was, There is no one here to say Merry Christmas to. No children running in to open presents. No family to greet with a hug. No special someone to give a gift to. I was greeted by two very loving dogs. So I thought what the hell, I'll make the most of what I have been dealt. I put the dogs leashes on and we went for a long walk around the lake. I sat near the water and thought of Christmas's from long ago, when they were all good. I remember the Christmas of 1968 when all I wanted was a Stingray bicycle. I got it! Christmas 1974 was when all I wanted was a shotgun so I could rabbit and squirrel hunt. I got it! There were many memorable Holidays over the years. Last year at this time I had my worse Christmas ever. It had nothing to do with what I received, it was because of what I couldnt give. The next day I had a heart attack and died in the emergency room, and my worse fear had come true, I had died alone

Christmas Is Here!
Well, christmas eve night I got to thinking about when my ex wanted to have a web cam chat with his kids on christmas day.....I wondered if the stores would be closed at 7pm but they were not indeed...thankfully. SO I asked my bro in law to go to the store to buy a web cam to surprise my babies daddy by giving him a good christmas of seeing his kids on christmas day. It was definately a wonderful morning for my ex to see his kids but it was not a surprise, however. I wanted to make it a surprise but I just could not wait and told them once I got the web cam. It was really cool watching the reactions to seeing my ex and his son goof off on the web cam though. Like father like son, I guess. Jacob was very happy to see himself on the computer actually and he saw his father and new sis at the same time. All I can say is that I think I gave my ex a good christmas for the rest of the day until the time he comes to get his kids on friday or so. Sammy was jumping up in my lap however and could

Christmas With Louise
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Walmart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different models. The t

Christmas Day Is Here
CHRISTMAS DAY IS HERE Doors adorned in wreaths and bells trees aglimmer with lights and balls tinsel strings glittering presents wrapped in ribbons and bows peeking out from beneath the limbs shimmering eyes of both young and old packages named so lovingly squeals of delight come down the hall Christmas's past hung with care captured forever in ornamental history misting eyes with bittersweet memories delicate scents of the Christmas meal scenting the air before breakfast's served the greatest gift of all not under the tree but deep within the heart of you and me the father above sent his son born a man to protect his own the manger scene fresh and sweet there on the mantle now complete as we give as we recieve let us not forget the simplicity of a gift of peace a gift of GOD the gift to us of ETERNAL LOVE and FORGIVENESS DIVINE the gift of JESUS GOD'S ONLY SON Right

Christmas Quotes
CHRISTMAS "Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." -- Oren Arnold "It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air." -- W. T. Ellis "The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart." -- Helen Keller "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." -- Norman Vincent Peale "Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas." -- Dale Evans Rogers "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year." -- Charles Dickens "Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign." -- Christina G. Rossetti

Christmas Day
Well here it is Christmas Day and I thought I was gonna handle everything pretty well. The first part of the day went pretty well, then everything emotionally went down hill. I have been crying like a fool all day because I miss my kids so bad. You know you say to yourself you can handle the seperation because its only temperally gonna be a short time. But then it comes around and you fall to pieces. I don't know if anyone really understands how hard this is on me. All I ever had in my life to be happy about were my kids. They were always there no matter what. And not having them always there is killing me. I am though grateful that me and Adam have had this time alone time to really truelly bond with one another. But I still miss my kids and doing the holidays without them has been very hard.And I know that every other holiday they won't be here they will be with their dad and maybe not having them this year will help me in the future, but damn this still hurts so bad. It all just hit

Christmas Hmmm
I went to eat with my grandmother and aunt and uncle and cousins. I knew it wouldnt be good, cause we wasnt able to get mom in good enough shape yet to bring her over...so it was all to see her, and that failed. But Me and my sis went...and ate food...I love my sis sometimes but she has a way of really doing the opposite of helping when she thinks she is. She mentioned to my family about me being sick the other day and throwin blood up....So they assumed i was making that up to get attention, i really wished she kept her mouth shut, i personaly dont like them in any of my business...but then she decided to tell them about moms lungs not having an infection but an absess, and the pills for the infection is to keep her stable not get rid of it, even though she knows better. So we really got ....well my aunt tried to tell us we were wrong...that the way it was is how they had told her..., but its not that way, cause i was the one that passed on the info first, so everyone would stop screa

Christmas And Life
well christmas day has slowly come to an end... the kids had fun and got lots of things... britt got dvd's, a new pompason chair, blankets, robes, pjs.. just to name a few things.. carter got transformers, fly wheels, a light sabor with darth vador, air blade a remote controled car that goes over just about anything, candy , etc... logan got weebles woobles, new games for his vtech, balls, cars, etc... all in all they had a good year. Jay and i were able to donate back to the community this year by getting a few angels off the salvation army tree and purchasing some things for the less fortunate. They have helped us in the past and it was a great feeling to give back. We will definatly do it again next year. We are also in the process of getting a morgage loan. We have found a house we like in the area with property for a good price. Hopefully keeping fingers crossed we can get the loan and get the house and be in it by feb or march. In other news along the lines of being a

Christmas
today was long, and I am tired! the kids woke us up early, but I could have sworn I had just closed my eyes. stood with tradition and never left my pajamas, went everywhere in them. no make up, no doing of the hair (well, I brushed it) other than that, I was beyond as lazy as I could get. I did get a new digital cam for the holiday, so I spent all morning taking pics of family memories and all that. Hubby had to work tonight, and now that the kids have kissed me goodnight, I think I shall make a nice cider and brandy and relax on the old computer until my eyes are so tired I can't see straight!

Christmas.....
Christmas has gone great this year. We still didn't get to see my brothers kids and that hurts us all but all in all it was good. Zippo and I haven't fought like we usually do. (Well we are twins...Happens.) The kids cooked dinner this time which was really out of place for us, something we don't do. Have had a few drinks and now in my comfort zone! ~Cheers, Merry Christmas everyone.~

Christmas 2006
I Wanna Love You by Akon Music Video Codes :: MySpace Layouts Merry Christmas to all of my cherry Friends and who ever can see this Blog!!!! Its finally the end of 2006 and I get to start my life along with a new year how much better can it get????

Christmas....
Christmas wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be this year. I was at a party until 3am and had to get up at 8am to go to my parents. I got tons of stuff. It was awesome! Then, I went to another Christmas party tonight and I just now got home... I am completely worn out! I am SO ready for bed, but I wanna take my tree and decorations down first. I have been going non-stop and it's just gonna get worse. This weekend there's gonna be a big party at my house thats going on the whole entire weekend. A lot of drinking, laughs, and fun. I'm excited, but I need to really rest up before then!

Christmas........
My Christmas basically sucked this year....I was sick with upper respertory infection and the freakin flu.....But all that matters is that my bf and I made our k very happy this Christmas...They got what they wanted!!!!! As for me getting things that doesnt matter as long as my kids are happy Im happy! Well i hope everyone got what they wanted or even more and had a wonderful Christmas...I SURE DID!

2006 Christmas Survey
1.Get kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow? Mistletoe...i.e. WARMTH unless of course it's a kiss to melt the snow then maybe hmmmmmmmm 2. Santa or rudolph? Santa! 3. Stocking or presents? Both 4. Egg nog or hot cider? Neither yuck! give me a shot of vodka plz 5. Angel or star? Being an angel is boring!! I am a superSTAR!! oh you mean like on the tree...angel then ;) 6. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside? Doesn't matter as long as someone else does it and I supervise!! 7. Warm cozy fires or sleigh rides? Sleigh Rides as long as I am warm and cozy otherwise I love sitting by a Cozy Fire 8. Family time or friend time? both 9. Expensive presents or presents that come from the heart? From the heart. 10. Snow ball fight or snowman? Snowball fight!!!!! It's on punkass!!! 11. Coal or presents? Presents.....duh 12. Open presents quick or slow? Slow I like to savor the expectation and anticipation..... 13. Diamonds or rubi

Christmas Is Finally Over With
THANK GOD CHRISTMAS IF OVER WITH. TODAY I TOOK EVERYTHING DOWN. NOW MY LIVING ROOM IS BACK IN ORDER MORE ROOM TO MOVE AROUND. I LOVE SEEING THE EXCITMENT ON THE KIDS FACES BUT ALL THE I WANT I WANT IS REDICULOUS. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JUST GIVING TO GIVE OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART. THEY DIDNT GET MUCH THIS YEAR BUT I WAS SURPRISED THEY DIDNT SEEM TO CARE MUCH. MY YOUNGEST WAS SO EXCITED I DID SECRET SANTA THIS YEAR FOR HER AND WHEN THEY DROVE INTO THE COMPLEX SHE WAS AT THE NEIGHBORS AND TOLD THEM U GOTTA TAKE ME HOME NOW SANTA IS COMING AND I GOT TO GO TO SLEEP LOL. SHE IS SUCH A DOLL WHEN SHE GETS ALL EXCITED. SHE FELL ON HER WAY HOME WENT BACK TO THE NEIGHBORS AND ASKED THE OLDER BOY TO CARRY HER HOME FAST. LOL SHE CAME HOME LAID ON THE COUCH AND PRETENDED TO SNOR SAID SHE HAD TO SLEEP OR SANTA WONT COME. GOTTA LOVE HER WHEN SHE DOES THAT. I DIDNT GET WHAT I WANTED FOR X-MAS BUT MY PRESENT IS ON ITS WAY. IT IS WELL WORTH THE WAIT. I HAVE HAD A BAD WEEK LAST WEEK AN

A Christmas Without Booze
Who woulda thought My family wouldn't drive to drink enough to get buzzed this year lol ok so maybe their not that bad but close. One section of y family is very superficial and snooty, and those of you who know me know that isn't me. But christmas overall was great. My kids had the giving spirit which rocked. My friend danny gave my sissy and I each gift cards for a day at the spa which rocks. My best gift this year?? my oldest made me something at school and it will hang in a place of honor on my tree every year. I hope that you guys had decent christmas' I know that for some that is hard to do, however I do hope you did. Well I am goig to get back to work but if you need anything hit me up and when I get some free time I will get ya back *huggles*

Christmas Present
My sweetie gave me the most awesome present that I ever wished for. She gave me the most awesome laptop that I could only dream of. I'm still in shock as to the gift I received. This gift is better then any of the desk tops that I've Built for myself. Bottom line I have a go fast that is portable. Thank you sweetie I am really humbled by this gift.

Christmas Gift
we all received a gift box from the people of Chapin, Illinois today. really surprised me to see what was inside. Received a bunch of cookies and snacks and cards signed and colored by children from different elementary schools all over Illinois. Kinda made me smile to see that people take the time to appreciate what we do even though we are far away overseas. Just wanted to say thanks to everybody for sending me their thoughts and letting us all know that we are not forgotten. Happy Holidays

Christmas Break, Christmas And New Years
Christmas break always goes by super fast for me. Im sooooo glad that I dont have to go shopping for anyone else for a very long time in all that madness. I dont find it hard to believe the stories about how people get shot. I made out this Christmas!! I got basically everything I wanted it was soooooooooo much better than last years Christmas. I got my perfume, iPod, a Dane Cook poster (gorgeous), a playboy necklace, the matching hat scarf and glove set, a playboy purse, a robe, money, a new blow dryer that comes with a diffuser (score), a new venus vibrance razor, socks, an Ohio State hat, 2 Ohio State shirts (since there were no hoodies to be found and the jersey that I wanted was like $50!!(how do those people sleep at night!?!), an ornament with my name written on it(my aunt likes to make random gifts dont ask me why..)an old navy gift card, blank cds and a bunch of other little random things that I said I needed. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!! Everyone loved their presents..I got my mom 2 re

Christmas Aftermath
Man I love christmas,but I hate having to talk to some of my family who are just such assholes they almost ruin the holiday for me.I had about three relatives stop by who I have not seen in years and all they did was bitch and moan.I was lucky that I had friends over so we just played games and watched movies.I swear though if one more relative makes a big deal about me still being single and not having kids I am going to be on the news for mass murder.Well all in all christmas was good and I enjoyed having friends over so hope everyone else had a merry xmas and lets see if new years well be even better ;)

Christmas
Well it has come and gone and I am so tired from all the running around. We went to his brothers house on saturday for a get together and visited one of his friends and styed up till 3 am baking for christmas. Sunday we went to his brother's for another gathering and did the present exchange there. Stayed up until 2am wrapping presents and cleaning the house. Monday we went to see my grandpa and Chris's kids and then had to get home and get dinner started at our house and finish cleaning we had my family thing at my house. Finally at 10pm we got to relax. And then of course i got sick yesterday so I have been battling a cold ughhh! And here we are coming up on new years my favorite holiday!

Christmas And New Year
hope all yall had a great christmas and have a druken new years mine was ok but i worked yep the old people still need to eat i guess but hey the money was good so i didnt mind and hope yall have a great new year.............

Christmas
Well my Christmas and holidays turned out to be quite nice. My family and I had quite a nice time together. The gift giving was good, and I got quite a few nice things. But that's not what is most important to me. It's my time with my family. Everyone was in good moods and spirits, and it was quite nice. We had quite a nice time together. I enjoyed it a lot.We didn't really have a white Christmas here, it was pretty green actually, still chilly though. But all in all, quite nice.

Christmas With Louise
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger i

Christmas Break!
I can not wait till it is over!. The boys have been out since Dec 14th and they go back Jan the 4th.3 freaking wks least next yr it is being narrowed to 2 week! The 1st day out they where fussing about being bored so you can imagine how bored they are now.2 even said they wish school was in i almost fainted on the spot hearing that. I had planned today to take them to a nearby canyon to do some hiking but crazy Texas weather surprise it is pouring.Tstorms, a tornado watch till 8 and flash flood advisory all till tonight.So there goes outdoor plans which we all need badly.There is 5 of us all squished up in a small place as we are staying n a extended stay hotel.Did get a gift card for chuckie cheese's barf but the kids love it i could take them there but can bet it will be crazy as every parent in Austin is probably as desperate as i am to get the kids out. if i have to watch one more cartoon on the cartoon network i think i might need to be locked up lol what to do? what

Christmas Is A Drag
I have grown to hate holidays always something bad happens or is happening. Case in point this year I spent X-Mas in the hospital. Last Year I was going though a divorce. The year before that i was on Crouches. Year before that a death in the family. And the Year before that I was in a house fire on Christmas eve. As far as Im concerned I could do without the holidays they are nothing but a real drag. Im glad its all over now TG for New Years.

Christmas Vacation 2006
I just got back about a week ago from my so called Christmas vacation...the only good thing about it was I got to spend time with my daughter. My bus never showed up to take me STL. We sat there until almost two am then decided to drive there ourselves...think I have bad luck when it comes to traveling!!! The first day that I was there, my mother told me that I messed up my daughter for the rest of her life and that she no longer wants to be with me or have anything to do with me. The second day, my mother tried to get me to sign her legal guardianship of Angel. If I would've done that, i would have no rights to her at all. Then, I would have to go to court to try to get my rights back and my mother could make that really hard for me by not signing them to me. I also got into another car accident while I was there...this time I wasn't driving...so I can't be blamed for that one!!! :P I hope that everyone else had a better Christmas than I did. Hopefully without al

Christmas Trip
Wow! I just got back from a 10 day vacation to Hong Kong. It was such a great trip. I went back for my cousin's wedding. Both her parents and her husband's parents spared no expense in throwing one hell of a wedding. The wedding was in a luxurious hotel next to the beach. Eventhough the reception and dinner was outside, we all had a blast, while surviving the cold night air, and danced till the sun came up. Another cool thing about the trip was all the shopping. Everything is so cheap over there and no taxes! Yeah! It was great to see all my family from my dad's side. I took almost 150 pictures! can't wait for another trip.

Chris' Corner Advic For The Everyday Nitz Pt 1 - The Three Magic Words
OK. Here's a little relationship insight for all of you Cherry Tappers who bother to read my blogs. On Myspace I have a little thing called "Chris' Corner - Advice for the Everyday Nitz". I think I'll bleed that over here for today. Todays Subject.... "I love you"....oh yes those 3 little words that can make the world go round and make a couple truely, truely happy,....right?....huh? Overused, underappreciated, it's lost a lot of it's meaning by now. In this day and age couples say it after only a few weeks....sometimes days. It's ridiculous. These words have a powerful impact. Someone once told me that it "solidifies the relationship". Yeah it might. But it's such a powerful emotion that it really requires more thought than what is being put into it. How many of you can look back and say...."I didn't love him/her like I thought I did"? Don't rush these things. You may love the companionship....the possibility of never being alone....aspects of their personal

Christmas
Well....for those of you that may not know, my husband has been working in Iowa since early October...we live in Illinois. Anyway, he was able to take a week and a half off of work for the holidays and we were able to spend Christmas and the new year together...YAY! It goes without saying that the kids had a great holiday. They are kids, what do you expect? I cooked dinner on Christmas and we all survived!!! If I do say so myself, it all turned out VERY well! *pats self on back* lol Anyway....this year I also made out like a bandit! I got a new washer and dryer...the pedestal, front loading types...LOVE THEM!!! Plus, Troy also brought a brand new digital camcorder home for me...YAY...again! I love that little guy too! I carry it with me in my bag everywhere I go! All in all, my favorite present was Troy...my husband and him being able to come home...although, even if he couldn't, we would have headed to Iowa to spend the holiday with him...we were actually already going to

Christians On Ct
Christians on CT I feel a need to vent... I have seen many of you..."Christians", here on Cherry Tap. I don't have a problem with Christianity, per se, but do have a problem with your bullshit, to put it bluntly. Let me start by saying that I know you…I know what Christianity entails. I went to a Christian high school, my brother-in-law has a PhD in Theology… my mother will, (if you are all correct), be sitting…right next to Christ himself in Heaven…etc. I have studied religion, religious doctrine, and philosophy for many years and feel that I am quite educated on the subject. Your doctrine…I know all about it, so don’t bother trying to debate with me, on what I am about to say, (and if you choose to, be advised that I will make your head swim)…but…on with it. Some, and I emphasize SOME, of you here have posted in your profiles your belief in Christ. You are proud to be Christian…whether you be Protestant, Catholic …whatever. (And you know who you are) I have visited yo

Christmas 2005
What brought this on, I do not know. But these painful memories are my foe. One after another I relive them clear as day. Wanting nothing more than for them to go away. Lifes twists and turns aren't always easily tackled. Seems like everyday is an uphill battle. Just one day with no horrifying thoughts is all I ask for, all I want. Don't know how much more of this I can take. There's nothing worse than being raped. Once it's over you hurt but your numb. And all you keep asking is "What have I done?". I know it's not my fault but somehow it must be. Why else would they have done this to me? I thought I could put it in the past. But I didn't realize how long the memories would last. Wouldn't be so bad if the images would fade. But it just doesn't seem to work that way. They're just as vivid as the actual event. How do I keep from coming unbent? Would love to be able to forget, if only for a little bit. Reliving this day after day after day, is killing me in the wo

Christianity Vs. Islam
Not only is this a very interesting piece of e-mail, it also is a very disturbing piece. The US needs to rethink it's liberal views on freedoms and rights. Living in the Detroit area I can concur with this, we have more Muslims in our neighborhood monthly and they are very active in the schools preaching all the time about their "rights" and how tolerant we should be of their faith. However toleration is a one way street with them. We are to learn about Ramadan, etc. but they are not to learn about Easter or Christmas. What is below is very true. "In God We Trust" The Basics of Islam This is a must read -- it's short but Very informative! The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races! Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three spe

Chris P -- To All My Friends
When you need a shoulder to cry on, Remember that I have a warm embrace, Ready to offer comfort. When you think I'm being too tough, Remember that which does not kill you Makes you stronger. When you need a friend to listen, Remember that I am here for you, Always. When you doubt me, Remember that I once knelt at your feet, Washing them in service to you. When you lose faith in yourself, Remember that I never did, Nor ever will.

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
These are My Kinda Songs Man!!!~~~~~LMAO 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy… oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bel

Christmas
I think this still relates even thought the holiday has passed so here goes. Christmas.... I really don't care for this shallow holiday at all. I mean I didn't have bad christmases ( is there even a plural for that word??) when I was growing up, I mean more than likely I got what I asked for, but thats just the point I'm stressing..... why does christmas have to be about what you're going to get? When did how much did something cost and howcome this person didn't get anything for me outweigh family and friends? Like that bothers me a whole lot that, the society we live in so materialistic. Howcome people you haven't seen in a while, such as your grandmother or other relatives you haven't seen in a while seem meaningless unless they brought something for you. and with that being, if you do get something for them they want to get upset at the fact of what they got you. There are so many people out here who get nothing for christmas, let alone see family or have

Christian Comedy
Christian One Liners *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Quit griping about you

Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas >Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, >Not a Christian was praying >Nor taking a stand. Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, >The reason for Christmas - no one could say. >The children were told by their schools not to sing, >About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say >December 25th is just a " Holiday ". >Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit >Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! >CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod , Something was changing, something quite odd! >Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa >In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. >But as Targets were hanging their trees upside down >At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears >You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. >Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty >Are words that were used to i

Chris Cornell's Yes!!!
Whatsoever I've feared has Come to life Whatsoever I've fought off Became my life Just when every day Seemed to greet me with a smile Sunspots have faded And now I'm doing time Now I'm doing time Cause I fell on Black days I fell on Black days Whomsoever I've cured I've sickened now Whomsoever I've cradled I've put you down I'm a search-light soul they say But I can't see it in the night I'm only faking When I get it right When I get it right Cause I fell on Black days I fell on Black days How would I know That this could be my fate How would I know That this could be my fate So what you wanted to see good Has made you blind And what you wanted to be yours Has made it mine So don't you lock up something That you wanted to see fly Hands are for shaking No not tying No not tying I sure don't mind a change I sure don't mind a change Yeah, I sure don't mind I sure don't mind a change I sure don't mind a change But I fell on black da

A Christmas To Remember
A Christmas To Remember I looked at her from the corner of my eye, she was definitely flustered but I could care less, she was their mother and the behavior of her children were her own concern...my problem was that they were most likely going to distract me with their constant banter and shenanigans throughout the entire church service. She sighed as her young son began crawling under the front pew; she quickly bent down and caught the three year old by the leg, and dragged him back to the seat. "Stop it! You're embarrassing Mommy," she whispered under her breath as she adjusted the crying infant she held in her arms. I knew what my own father would have done if I were to behave in church like that little one was, I'd have had my hide-tanned right there on the spot! The tot took that moment as a perfect opportunity to begin scribbling on the inside cover of the Hymnal. "Uh...your son ma'am," I said with a frown, and then indicated down at the floor with a no

Chris Tomlin - Indescribable
Chris Tomlin - Indescribable From the highest of heights to the depths of the sea Creation's revealing Your majesty From the colors of fall to the fragrance of spring Every creature unique in the song that it sings All exclaiming Indescribable, uncontainable, You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by name. You are amazing God All powerful, untameable, Awestruck we fall to our knees as we humbly proclaim You are amazing God Who has told every lightning bolt where it should go Or seen heavenly storehouses laden with snow Who imagined the sun and gives source to its light Yet conceals it to bring us the coolness of night None can fathom Indescribable, uncontainable, You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by name You are amazing God All powerful, untameable, Awestruck we fall to our knees as we humbly proclaim You are amazing God You are amazing God Indescribable, uncontainable, You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by

Christmas
(This was supposed to be posted before Christmas, but here it is!) Twas two months before Christmas, and all through the mall Stores were preparing, for the Christmas season in fall Although trick or treaters were dressed up for all hallow's eve The shops were preparing their new Christmas wreath I with a shopping cart firmly in hand I had just made my way past an open tree stand The children confused by the decorations they see ask, "After trick or treating, can we go pick our tree?" When out in the mall there arose such a clatter I put down my tiny snickers to see what was the matter The fluorescent lights on the floor of the white shiny white mall Gave the impression of purity to the hypocrisy of it all. When what to my wondering eyes should appear A middle aged man who was reeking of beer! . With a long phony beard that awkwardly fit I just shook my head wondering, "Where'd they get this twit!" This little old man looking hung over and sick I kne

Christian Rosenkreutz
[edit] Legend 'Well of Initiation', into the interior of the earth; picture shows also the Rose of the Winds over the Templar Cross, the Rose Cross, in "Quinta da Regaleira", Sintra, Portugal (1892-1910) [3].According to legend, Christian Rosenkreuz discovered and learned the Secret Wisdom among Arab sages as a pilgrim to the East, arguably in the 15th century (see section below on Symbolism) ; returned and founded the "Fraternity of the Rose Cross" having him (Frater C.R.C.) as the Head of the Order. Under his direction a Temple, called "The House of the Holy Spirit", was built. It is described that his body was discovered by a Brother of the Order, in a perfect state of conservation, 120 years after his death (which occurred in absolute secrecy) - as Rosenkreuz had predicted - in a chamber erected by himself as a compendium of the universe. It is described that on the Sarcophagus in the centre of the Crypt of Christian Rosenkreutz were written, among other inscriptions, the wo

Christianity & Druidry
CHRISTIANITY & DRUIDRY What if... Jesus and Merlin were to meet At twilight In the garden, in the grove, One looking forward to the Skull of Golgatha, One looking back on the Sacred Head of Bran? What would they say to one another, These men, these gods, Who live in time beyond their lives— One forward, one retrograde? “Let this Cup pass from me…” says the one. “May the earth open and swallow me, May the sky fall upon me, May the sea rise and cover me, May fires consume me…” says the other. “Take this cup and drink from it…” says the one. “This is the Cauldron of Inspiration and Wisdom…” says the other. “Do this in remembrance…” says the one. “I know the Cup From which the wave has overflowed. I know the end of the dawn…” answers the other. What if they do meet There in the grove, in the garden, Two avatars— One about to ascend, One about to descend— Each serving the Chalice in his way? What if Merlin’s Affallanau and Jesus’ Rood are the same

~*~christine's Blog~*~
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?

~*~christine's Blog~*~
Your Love Type: INFJ The Protector In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship. For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls. Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in. However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself. Best matches: ENTP and ENFP What's Your Love Type?

~*~christine's Blog~*~
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?

~*~christine's Blog~*~
You Are A Woman! Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

Christmas Pt 11
CHRISTMAS PT 11 "come they told me a newborn king to see our finest gifts we bring to lay before the king...oh when we come" its christmas again.. it will never be the same its christmas again, i know theres only sadness in my soul its christmas again...itll never be the same and as the snow is falling from the sky all i wanna do is cry i got to get away from here i gotta get away....... by tomorrow, i will be gone by tomorrow, ill see the sun again but tonight...i am...the little drummer boy tonight...i am...the one who will destroy the secrets never told before of those who lost their souls there are sad things in the darkness there are sad things all around us "come they told me a newborn king to see our finest gifts we bring to lay before the king..." now here i go im falling on my face, drum breaking on the stage oh my god its s

Christie
I lost a great friend all because I couldn't handle that she was in love and didn't want to go out and party anymore. I got onto her account on here and started alot of crap for her, and now I can't undue the pain I caused her. She let me use her phone and I sent her boyfriend messages talking shit to him and removed all her comments on his page. I don't know if you'll read this Christine but I'm so sorry I hurt u. I just want my friend back. I hate not being able to call you and tell you about a guy i hooked up with and I even miss hearing u tell me how stupid I was for doing it. I love you babe please forgive me..........

The Christmas Trunk
CHRISTMAS AINT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE!!! Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. : Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. : Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. : When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. : Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I

Christina Aguilera Tremor Las Vegas.
If you were in Vegas or surrounding area around 9PM, you must have felt the tremor. That was not an earthquake…but it was the one and only best vocal you have never heard before….. Christina Aguilera. I have never seen such a show, with dancing and still manage to give you the best vocal. The song selection, the costume, the dancer, and the choreography everything was fantastic, and again her voice can you leave you speechless with maze. She wowed me. But of cause we all new that she was going to be great, but to witness such talent were amazing. I am still amazed from her performer, so I don’t know if I am making sense, but I thought I should mentioned. She have left us all happy audience, and screaming for more, wishing she would never finish. If you have not seen her yet, and you are on the city she is performing you better get your ticket now, if they are not sold out. Cause the theater was packed. Love you all Moe.

Christian
The Christian life must balance receiving and giving. The mind grows by taking in, but the heart grows by giving out; and the two activities must be balanced. Jesus urged, "Freely you have received, freely give." We can't give to others what we don't have; and what we have, we can get only from God.

Christmas Night
Christmas Night by Jordan MacLane Last throes of winter cheer And cold drizzle Color the holiday fog Taunting broken souls Who people the Nooks and hollows Far from Christmas card homes Far from warm fires, Far from the hale, the sane, the loved... Below, far below White tile sterility And silent night... Turnstile's sudden clatter And subway depths bloom alive With a woman's step Clicking over the platform Toward a patient train Doors whisper open Welcome only ghosts tonight She takes her living place Among them Here, she is never alone... She takes no seat but stands, as in a crowd Grasping cold metal above her Steadying, anticipating, waiting Doors whisper closed The train eases forward She closes her eyes They are here All of them Her dreams, her lives, her loves... The train eases forward Shyly, from shadow and light In her mind's eye The first of them comes Promise of a beard to come Hides a fading blush Feeds fire in his

Christina Aguilera Is Not Pregnant !
Star dismisses rumours she has a bun in the oven. Christina Aguilera is having oodles of fun dispelling rumours she's up the duff. The singer, 26, downed heroic amounts of bubbly recently at an after-party for her gig at LA's Hyde Lounge. She explained the purpose of her booze bender - to prove she's not carrying husband Jordan Bratman's baby. 'When I say I'm pregnant, people don't believe me,' she insists, according to the Daily Star. 'The only way to shut people up is to drink lots of alcohol in public. When I show them my flat tummy, they don't believe me.'

Chris. =)
Is the most RANDOM person ever in life. I mean last night she broke out into random dancing at the bar. Then she got up and broke into her random dancing during some song that was ... well.... let's say the dancing didn't go with. I started laughing and she says to me, "What? It's not like I'm ever going to see these people ever again". Man I can't stop laughing about that. (You have to experience this dance in person. It's good not to have shame) Random ass.

Christina,danity Kane And The Pussycat Dolls...
Friday my best friend Heidi and me are heading to the city to see the Back to Basics Tour ...gonna have a fuckin blast... ...getting a much needed mama's vacation/break....aka MOMS ON A MISSION... Hittin the clubs after and then walkin all over the city Sat then a show. Im psyched...I

Chris*he Knows*
Chris aint really family but he's WAY TOO GOOD for the dont know thing/heading,whatever.Hime and I started talking right after I joined here and went from friends to being lovers(so to speak) to IDK. The thing is I was sooooooooooooo flipping crazy over him,still am but with the fact that we don't talk any more,no more cute little messages,nothing.I'm feeling like he's advoiding me and the truth be told I feel it's for the best. I love him and I do adore him,any girl who would get him would be lucky.Soometimes I just wish that girl was me.The last time we spoke he said that he missed me and that he still loved me. I honestly want to believe that but I did something stupid and I don't think we'd ever be right again. Sometimes I wonder if losing a friend do to mistakes or even a loved one to do mistakes is worth what you did in the first place. The answer for sure is no. So I guess the lesson in this case is think carefully before you do.

Christian,my Scond Oldest Son
my second oldest son,my brain just turned 12 on the 30 of march.He shares a birthday with my kokum. he is handsome.i adore him with my heart n soul.I cant believe it but next year he will be a teenager.I already have a hard time letting go of his older brother who just became a teenager,it hurts knowing soon he will be come a man.Which is already acting like. He's girl crazy,lol.Reminds me alot of my brother Smokey at that age actually.beautifully and smart.Innocent(for now).i actually hope that innocence of his stays awhile I don't want him to be all grown up too fast,for sure. Dang with the way he acts sometimes he isnt trying to grow up,know what I mean? But I'm sure that with that level head of his is the smarts that all men in my family seem to be borned with.If that makes any sense. So,I'm proud to say that my son,my baby is smart,sweet and really sun to be around.

Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the > best of you; remember, Moses started > out as a basket case. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > Some people are kind, polite, and > sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > Many folks want to serve God, > but only as advisors. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > It is easier to preach ten sermons > than it is to live one. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > The good Lord didn't create anything > without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > When you get to your wit's end, > you'll find God lives there. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > People are funny; they want the front > of the bus, the middle of the road, and > the back of the church. > > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > > Opportunity may knock once, but temptation > bangs on your front door fo

Christ On A Donkey...deal With It!
What the hell is the problem? CT is a free site....it's a GROWING site. It has GROWING PAINS and will possibly NEVER out grow them. I've had no problems with Cherrytap other than maybe getting my 11's late a couple times. So WHAT if it's gone down a couple times...that's LIFE and that's SERVERS. Stuff breaks down every day...at least Mike gets right on it and lets everyone know. So WHAT if you see a bit of tit and ass or some dude's frigging schlong...flag the shit and MOVE THE HELL ON. So WHAT if someone down rates your profile or your photos...Don't lower yourself to what you consider their level. Maybe a house fell on their sister that day and they are pissed...or maybe...they are just plain MEAN.. OR!! Just maybe!!!!...*GASP*...they honestly don't like what they down rated!!! Can't do shit about it so pick yourself up, dust off and go along your merry way. GAWD. Deal with it people...damn...deal with the downraters and assholes the same way. Block them, ignore them and qu

Chris Daughtry.. Over You!
Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up and tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep. Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never saw it coming. I should've started running A long, long time ago. And I never thought I'd doubt you, I'm better off without you More than you, more than you know. I'm slowly getting closure. I guess it's really over. I'm finally getting better. And now I'm picking up the pieces. I'm spending all of these years Putting my heart back together. 'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you. You took a hammer to these walls, Dragged the memories down the hall, Packed your bags and walked away. There was nothing I could say. And when you slammed the front door shut, A lot of others opened up, So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for me. Well,

Christopher Thomas Ahrens
Christopher Thomas Ahrens This is the way i feel for you You make my day worth while, and it brings a smile to my face. I can't put how much I love you into words, but if there I would use it. I can hear your voice in my head, like a melody I have heard a million times. You drive to a place I have only seen in my dreams. It is a place were we can live in peace. I love you baby, and one day we can take this to higher limits. I just hope we are together for ever, and always My Love. You are my prince, and I'm your princess. It will always be that way , just as long as we make it that way. You rescued me from Joker, he is a big joke to begin with. You and me met by pure God himseld, he thought that we were meant to be. That is the way I feel.

Christianity's And Satanism's Views On Animals
(Originally posted on November 8, 2006)I wish I remember more about this, but it happened when I was young and at home sick from school. One famous foreign lady (I think she was famous), at least) was on a talk show (Sally Jesse I think, but I could definitely be mistaken.) She was talking about how she, as a good Christian, knew that the animals were put on this planet for our use and abuse. She had a fur coat which she felt entitled to because the animals were here just for humans to use.Compare and contrast this with the position of Dev Samael Daval (a Satanist) who has a blog entry titled Veganism & Satanism. In it, he states that to join his Satanic church, you must be a vegan. Why? Because it isn't right to mistreat animals.So, which person's position is better? That's for you to decide...tag: religion, philosophy, satan, satanic, satanism, satanist, christian, christianity, animals, vegan, veganism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Christmas Meaning
the mistel toe hangs One after another Couples go under it to kiss to kiss that special someone But there is that one lonely person That sits in the corner Hoping no one notices The one that is all alone this holiday Like every holiday of their life those are the ones that know the true meaning The true meaning of Christmas It's not about the presents It's about spending time with loved ones they are the ones that want something Something that can't be found on the shelves at stores But foiund deep within They want to know you care Care and love them That you will be there Be there with them for the new year coming They are the ones that want the love of someone special Someone special they can't have They try their hardest to be good Good so that Santa will give them Give themw hat they want Waht they want most They are the ones that don't get what they want but still have the best Christmas because because they got to spend time Spend time with loved on

A Christmas Sex Story Making Love Under The Christmas Tree
YOU WANNA GET LAID???OF COURSE YOU DO.WHAT GUY OR WOMAN WOULDN'T WANT TO?I DO.TEMPTATIONS ARE SO GREAT.HOLIDAYS ARE COMING,YUM-DELICOUS FOR YOU AND ME MORE THAN JUST TASTY TREATS,WE'LL INVITE A RED-HEAD MAYBE,SO FIREY AND FEISTY,BUT IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO CUM I WILL CUM AND THEN MAKE LOVE UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND YOU AND ME CAN BE EACH OTHERS PRESENTS UNDER IT.WE CAN UNWRAP EACH OTHER AND RIP EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF,I WILL BE YOUR ANGEL TONIGHT AND WHEN I'M AWAY YOU CAN LOOK ON THE TOP OF YOUR TREE AND THINK OF ME,THE STARS THEY WILL BE IN MY EYES THEY WILL TWINKLE AND FLICKER LIKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS I HAVE A STRING OF CANDYBEADS AROUND MY WAIST YOU CAN EAT AND NIBBLE OFF OF ME,"EYECANDY"AND THEN I BITE INTO A CHOCOLATE COVERED CORDRAIL CHERRY AND THE JUICE I PUT ON MY BELLYBUTTON SO YOU CAN TASTE.THEN I EAT A CANDYCANE AND WE HAVE DEEP PASSIONATE FRENCH KISSES BUT ALSO THEY ARE CANDYCANE KISSES.YOU CAN PUT A WHITE BLANKET UNDERNEATH MY ASS PROP UP MY HEAD SO YOU CAN COME AND FU

Christy Moffet And Her Vacancy Sign.
nasty nasty whore... go die... your an ex- wife for a reason... its not my fault you were married 2 times and divorced 2 times for the same reasons... you would still be married if it wasnt for your nasty fucking vag... i mean you really should douche... it took me over 3 hours to clean my furniture after your nasty ass sat on it for like 3 minutes... see a fucking doctor... i think that you have some vagina flesh eating disease... oh yeah and to your fuck off and die comment... ill fuck your ex... and enjoy what you could of still had you ignorant whore. lol and im already dead... so yeah... have fun watching my SG vids.

Chris Cagle
I saw it in her eyes when I was sayin' goodbye That girl, she ain't gonna be alright 'Cause I could tell that she'd be goin' through a livin' hell And I, I wouldn't be there by her side And Lord I felt so bad as I sat and watched her cry Thinkin' I was movin' on and she was barely gettin' by Look at what I've done to her Look at how I made her feel I gave back her heart the broken part She got the raw end of the deal And look at what it's done to me You gotta know it tears me up I gave it everything I had and Lord It just wasn't enough Hurtin' her like this seems so wrong Yeah look at what I've done to her Now she's alone I saw her out last night and she was havin' a good time That girl, it looks like she's doin' fine But then I saw a man walk up and take her by the hand And I, oh God I almost died And then it hit me she didn't really need me I just sat there for a while until I finally smiled Yeah look at what I've done to her Look at how I made her feel

Christopher's Fitness Guide Part 1
Christopher's Fitness Guide Part 1 (gears more towards women) *I have lady friends I workout with who wanted me to jot some stuff down for them, and I decided to put together a guide. I'm working on it in parts, so check on my site frequently and I'll keep updating it* If you wanna get in shape, you should read up on my guide based on information I have accuumulated over the last 3 years or so. Here are some simple rules I have learned about fitness: -There are 3 types of results you can derive from pumping iron: 1.) Power/Strength/Mass (Think the bulky guys in strongman competitions) 2.) Muscle definition/moderate mass/moderate strength (Think bodybuilders such as Arnold Schwarzenegger) 3.) Muscle tone/definition/low fat percentage (Think Suzanne Summers) -Fitness imporves not only your physical health, but also your mental health. Before I worked out, not only was I skinny (defined from years of Gymnastics, but skinny nontheless), I also tended to be depressed from

Chris And I
Okay, many of you know that I have a boyfriend I don't much talk about. Well it's time to let the cat out of the bag for those of you who did NOT know. I am taken and we are trying to work things out...He's asked me to marry him. I haven't told him a direct answer yet and I told him I didn't want to rush into things...So, yes, we're engaged for the time being with no infinate date set because who knows which way things could go. If this is bothersome to you sorry. If this upsets you, sorry. This is my life, my kids life, and all 5 of our lives.

Christinaology
MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. ranch Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. Burger King (love those cheesy tots..lol) Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Olive Garden Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. depends on the service Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? A. See answer number 2 Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A.bacon Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. Peanut butter Q. What is your favorite type of gum? A. Orbit TECHNOLOGY Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone? A. 55 Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? A. 75 Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. Quincy Park at sunset Q. How many televisions are in your house? A. 3 BIOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. left Q. What’s your best feature? A. my smile Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your b

Christmas Day
It was Christmas Day. The presents have been opened and dinner has been eaten. We were watching a movie when my cell phone rang. I excused myself from the family and went somewhere private to take the call. “Hey girl!” he said to me before I had the chance to even say hello. “Hi there.” I replied softly. “She’s gone to visit her family. Can I see you now?” he asked with an urgency in his voice. “What’s wrong?” I asked. “Nothing,” he lied. “Don’t lie to me,” I snapped calling him on it. “She won’t be gone long.” He admitted. “I am not some dirty little secret of yours!” I yelled at him I was pissed. How dare he? “We are supposed to be friends! It should matter what we were to each other. What matters is who and what we are now. I will always love you, but I am not your damned whore!” “I never said you were.” He chimed in, sounding defensive. “You thought it! That’s bad enough. I’m your friend! Or don’t you get the meaning of that word?” “I’m sorry,” he replied shakily. “Yeah

Chris Daughtry- Sorry
Will you listen to my story It’ll just be a minute How can I explain Whatever happened here never meant to hurt you How can I cause you so much pain When I say I’m sorry Will you believe me Listen to my story Say you won’t leave me When I say I’m sorry Can you forgive me When I say I will always be there Will you believe, will you believe in me All the words that I come up with They’re like gasoline on flames There’s no excuse, no explanation Believe me if I could undo what I did wrong I’d give away all that I own When I say I’m sorry Will you believe me Listen to my story Say you won’t leave me When I say I’m sorry Can you forgive me Sorry Lyrics When I say I will always be there Will you believe If I told you I’ve been cleanin’ my soul And If I promise you I’ll regain control Will you open your door And let me in take me for who I am And not for who I’ve been, who I’ve been When I say I’m sorry Will you believe me Lis

Chris Benoit And Family Found Dead
Today it was reported that Chris Benoit, a wrestler for WWE and his family was found dead in his home in Atlanta, GA. As a wrestling fan and as a person, my prayers go out to everyone in his family and his friends and his fans.....he is going to be truly missed.

Chris Benoit, Family Found Dead
Today is a sad day for me .. I found out that my favorite wrestler and person in general .. Chris Benoit "The Rabid Wolverine" and his family was found dead in their home this afternoon. Any of you that know the WWE know what I am talkin about .. he was a great man in general .. so friendly to his friends and to his fans. He really cared for all of his fans .. weather they loved him or hated him .. he was still polite and caring. It is going to be strange .. in the past year the WWE has lost 2 great wrestlers .. Chris Benoit and Eddie Gurrero. I know that I'll miss each of them. May the goddess guide their surviving family and help them cope with the loss .... I know I will miss Chris. Too see the article go to: http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/benoitdead

Chris Benoit
To all CT members here that are into wrestling im sure you know by now that Chris Benoit is gone from us here and will be sorely missed by everyone in the world of wrestling and everywhere else. Ive created a morph of him in memorial to him and the legacy that he left to all of us. We will miss you.........Chris Benoit.

Chris Benoit
i have been a fan of benoit for yrs . we will miss you man blessed be RIP 1967 -2007 ............ FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide. Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department said the three were found at their home about 2:30 p.m., but refused to release details. Pope said results of autopsies on Benoit, his wife Nancy, and 7-year-old son Daniel were expected Tuesday. Benoit, 40, was a former world heavyweight champion, Intercontinental champion and held several tag-team titles over his career. "WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family's relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy," the federation said in a statement on its Web site. Benoit was scheduled to perform at the "Vengeance" pay-per-view event Sunday night in Houston, but was replaced at the last minute because of what

Chris Benoit
This is something I never thought in a million years that I'd ever be posting here on my page. But unfortunately, some of the worst things in life can just come up all of a sudden. That was definitely true earlier today, when Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy, and their son Daniel, were all found dead in their home. Words just don't express how saddened I personally, as well as, I'm sure, everyone whose lives he touched, feel right now. I never personally knew him, but I had always been a fan of his since his days as one of the Four Horsemen in the mid-'90s in WCW. I was always in awe at just simply how awesome he was inside of a wrestling ring, no matter whether he was simply delivering a chop to his opponent's chest, or if he was using one of the myriad of submissions he was so well-versed in, or especially when he flew from high off of the top rope to deliver a devastating headbutt to a lifeless body in the middle of the ring. In the ring, he was definitely a "Rabid Wolverine," and

Chris Benoit Dead!
WWE SUPERSTAR CHRIS BENOIT DIED LATE SUNDAY NGHT EARLY MONDAY MORNING! HIS BODY WAS FOUND MONDAY MORNING! HE CALLED INTO WWE SAYING HE WAS UNABLE TO MAKE IT TO WWE VENGENCED SUNDAY NGHT BC HIS FAMILY WAS SPITTING UP BLOOD! MONDAY MORNING HIS FAMILY WAS FOUND DEAD IN THEIR ATLANTA HOME!!!! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT BENOIT AND HIS FAMILY WAS NOT SHOT TO DEATH (Source: WWE.com)

Chris Benoits Death
FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- Authorities said professional wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and child were found slain Monday at their Fayette County home. Lieutenant Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department said the three were found about 2:30 p.m., but he would release no other details. Pope said the deaths are being investigated as homicide, but the cause of death awaits autopsy results tomorrow. He would not say how the bodies were discovered, or who found them. The World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Website that the 40-year-old Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son Daniel were found dead but also had no other details. The WWE said that instead of its programming Monday night on USA Network, it would air a three-hour tribute to Benoit.

Chris Benoit ( Will Be Missed)
Pro wrestler, family found dead in Fayetteville home By Saeed Ahmed, Kathy Jefcoats The Atlanta-Journal Constitution Published on: 06/25/07 A well-known professional wrestler and his family were found dead inside their house in Fayette County Monday afternoon. Authorities confirmed that Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy and their 7-year-old son, Daniel, were found dead at the home on Quarters and Redwine roads in Fayetteville about 4 p.m. Chris Benoit • World Wrestling Entertainment Web site Officials were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide. Benoit, a 40-year-old Canadian native maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling. Most recently, Benoit fought as part of the World Wrestling Entertainment organization. WWE canceled its live show in Corpus Christi Monday night, and its broadcast of "Raw" on the USA Network was a three-hour retrospective on Benoit's career. "Obviously,

Chris Benoit R.i.p
Chris Benoit, family found dead Written: June 25, 2007 STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment was informed today by authorities in Fayetteville County, Ga., that WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son were found dead in their home. Authorities are investigating, but no other details are available at this time. Instead of its announced programming for tonight on USA Network, WWE will air a three-hour tribute to Chris Benoit. Chris was beloved among his fellow Superstars, and was a favorite among WWE fans for his unbelievable athleticism and wrestling ability. He always took great pride in his performance, and always showed respect for the business he loved, for his peers and towards his fans. This is a terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. WWE extends its sincere condolences and prayers to the Benoit family and loved ones in this time of tragedy. (repost of original by '♥ R.I.P CHRIS BENOIT ♥ Ðaves ßabygirl

Chris Benoit May 21, 1967-june 25, 2007
My mom just told me about the wrestler incident, but she couldn't remember the name of the guy, but knew he was a pro wrestler, that he won a belt, and the details of the incident. This is how the conversation went down: *flashes a hologram of his mother into the air* Mom: Did you hear about the wrestler? Me: Vince McMahon? Mom: No, the wrestler. Me: What wrestler? Mom: This was the wrestler with a belt... Me: A lot of wrestlers win belts, mom. Mom: This was a big belt. Me: That doesn't tell me anything, mom. Mom: Well, all I know is ... (describes entire incident, not knowing his name) ... and he was a pro wrestler, not just w.w.-anything. He was a pro wrestler. Me: (confused) Huh, well, I guess I'll find out later. And now I know from a deleted mumm, it turned out to be Chris Benoit. (!?). Wow. Interesting. R.I.P. Benoit family

Chris Benoit R.i.p.
I refuse to believe Chris Benoit killed his family then himself. He was and still is my favorite wrestler. I met him and he was a kind and funny person. There is no way in hell he did what they said he did ,but if he did then i guess that we would all want to know the answer to the question is ..WHY?????

Chris Benoit "thing"
I've seen the Mumms and the Bulletins, and well of he was a nobody then nobody would care. I don't know what the NTSB stats are for that day, but I bet allot of people dies that same day, and no one cares about all of 'em. Hell, we don't even get that kind of traffic when a trooper in Iraq dies and someone here knows them. They may get a post of two and that is all. Same with police officer and fire fighters who die in the line of duty. Nine of them died this past week. Do see any tributes to them here, do you? I am sorry he died, but it is the fate of all humanity to pass into oblivion, just because he entertained you, it is nothing special. People get all hyped over entertainers, when they are current, because they live their lives vicariously through the exploits of their TV heroes.That is the reason for so much traffic about this guy. Just bothered to look up the Chris Benoit "thing" and if he was not famous that would not have gotten the attention it has gotten here. It is a

Chris Benoit Update
Wrestler Benoit, wife and son found dead By DEBBIE NEWBY, Associated Press Writer Tue Jun 26, 7:13 AM ET FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Details of the deaths of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and their 7-year-old son may seem "a little bizarre" when released to the public, a prosecutor said. ADVERTISEMENT Authorities were investigating the deaths at a secluded Fayette County home as a murder-suicide and were not seeking any suspects outside the home. Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, "The details, when they come out, are going to prove a little bizarre." Those details may emerge after the completion of autopsies scheduled for Tuesday. Investigators believe Benoit killed his wife and son over the weekend and then himself sometime Monday. The bodies were found Monday afternoon in three different rooms of the house on Green Meadow Lane, in a subdivision off a gravel road about two miles from Whitewater Country

Chris Benoit Gone
The world has lost a great wrestler and entertainer and it is sad because not only was his life taken away but his wife and his 7 year old sons life taken! Everyone is so quick to judge because they are looking at it as a double murder suicide automatically they are pointing fingers and i think its bullshit really none of us were there to know what really happened but of course the media is always trying to get things stirrred up before the truth be told we all know that i think we should all just sit back and let the CSI's do there job and let the police do there job in to trying to figure out what happened and stop pointing fingers! None of us want to believe Chris could do such a horrible thing but no one wants to believe anyone can do such a horrific thing and no one knows what really happened and never will no matter what the evidence finds we were not there and will never ever know the whole truth. God bless The loved ones of the Benoit Family not only have they lost someone they

Chris Benoit
Im sorry that these people are dead and the situation that caused their deaths. No one will ever know what happen in that house, they can only assume. Now is the time to heal and not slam the family. If he was taking steroids why didnt WWE know this and do something to help him. Aren't the wrestlers suppose to take drug tests before a match. See we dont know what happen just let it go.

Chris Benoit Killed Wife And Child And Then Himself!
6/26/07 1:58pm Central strangled his wife and smothered his son this weekend before hanging himself Monday in the weight room of his Georgia home, a law enforcement official close to the investigation told The Associated Press. Benoit, his wife and 7-year-old son were found dead Monday afternoon, and police later ruled the deaths a murder-suicide. Authorities refused to confirm the murder-suicide until evidence was examined by the state crime lab. Preliminary autopsy results are nearly complete and will be announced at a 3 p.m. press conference this afternoon, according to a spokesman for the Fayette County District Attorney's office. Additional toxicology reports, which could determine whether Benoit was using steroids at the time of his death, are expected to take at least two weeks. WAGA-TV initially reported that investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, and 7-year-old son, Daniel, before killing himself Monday. The bodies were found in

Chris Benoit Kills Family Then Himself
MIAMI (Reuters) - Professional wrestling superstar Chris Benoit killed his wife and 7-year-old son before hanging himself from his weight machine, authorities said on Tuesday. Investigators said the murder-suicide happened over Friday and Saturday in the suburban Atlanta home where the bodies of Benoit, his wife and young son were found on Monday. Nicknamed "The Rabid Wolverine" and "The Canadian Crippler," Benoit had canceled two events in Texas over the weekend citing an undisclosed "family emergency," his employer, World Wrestling Entertainment, said on its Web site. Benoit then sent "several curious text messages" to friends early Sunday morning and this prompted authorities to check on him and his family at their home, the statement said. Autopsy results showed that Benoit first murdered his wife, Nancy. She was bound at the feet and wrists and died of asphyxiation sometime on Friday, Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told a news conference. She w

Chris Benoit
By GREG BLUESTEIN, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 49 minutes ago FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Two days before he and his family were found dead in an apparent murder-suicide, pro wrestler Chris Benoit told co-workers his wife and son had food poisoning and were throwing up, according to World Wrestling Entertainment. ADVERTISEMENT Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday. Authorities offered no motive for the killings, which were spread out over the weekend and discovered Monday. No suicide note was found. On Saturday, Benoit called a co-worker to say he had missed a flight and would be late for a wrestling event in Texas, WWE said in a timeline posted Tuesday on its Web site. The co-worker said Benoit sounded tired and groggy and said "I love you," which the co-worker found "out of context," WWE said. When a co-worker who usually t

Chris Benoit
just my thoughts here now i like wwe just as much as the next man trust me.But please tell me how chris benoit killing his son and wife merits him a memorial. Not to mention all the pics of him like he died of natural causes and not from roid rage or something of that nature i mean the man killed his wife and kid and sat in the house for a day with them dead before killing himself how sick is that .

Christian Prophecies The New World Order
In April, I got a brochure and small booklet in the mail concerning a Pro-Zionist evangelist who spent a week in my hometown in the month of May preaching about the Armegeddon. Both brochures made a statement in huge bold letters that said “Prophecy reveals The New World Order” and “Amazing Discoveries in Prophecy”. Maybe I will scan them sometime, but the brochure has a picture of war planes on it and underneath it says “On the night of the Armegeddon”. In short, this is a prophecy about WARFARE. It also has a picture of a drawing which looks to supposed to be New York City, with one of the World Trade Center towers in the center of the page. There are pictures of the four horsemen from Revelation 6 drawn to look like they are plaguing the city. Both the brochure and booklet have a picture of a Bible with a bloody knife laying on it. Underneath that picture on the back of the booklet it says “Free Child Care, Free Bible and Study Guides” Yeah, like I would want my child in t

The Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas party will take place on December 23, starting at noon, in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols ....... feel free to Sing along! And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 2 October 2005 RE: Holiday Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish e

Chris Benoit
Picture if you will, the last moments of his son's life. The staging area is his son's bedroom. Benoit comes in, and puts his son into a choke hold. The son first thinks that Daddy is playing as they used to do all the time. But, all of a sudden, the grip goes from firm, but harmless to very tight. He begins gasping for air. Terrified, he looks around the room, and all he sees are posters and pinups of his own dad all over his wall. THere are Chris Benoit action figures all over the room. He idolizes his dad, and now his dad is killing him. There is no worse betrayal than this. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/06/25/wrestler.dead.ap/index.html?cnn=yes Here's 2 snips from this article. [quote]When a co-worker who usually travels with Benoit called him later from the Houston airport, Benoit told the co-worker his wife, Nancy, was throwing up blood and that his son, Daniel, also was throwing up. Benoit said he thought it was food poisoning, according to WWE.[/quote]

Chris Benoit
Guess what kids IT WASNT ROID RAGE GET THE FUXX OVER IT THE NEWS IS BLACK LISTING WRESTLING AND IM SERIOUSLY PISSED...you will never know the Chris Benoit i met the kind Gental Candian Crippler guess what he hanst been called the canaidan Crippler in a DECADE THE NEWS is just trying to make the Wrestling look bad and im FUCKING SICK OF THIS YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I AM A CHRIS BENOIT FAN...NOT WAS I AM A CHRIS BENOIT FAN.. chris Benoit wasnt the man The news is smearing him as...He was a kind Gental hearted man I can honestly say i never thought i'd hear this Horrific story... Chris Benoit was the most deserving guy in WWE he gave the bizz 22 years...He trained the younger guys and he pushed 90% of the guys who got in the ring with him.. Do me a favor IF YOU DONT KNOW THE WWE/WCW/ECW/NEW JAPAN/STAMPED WRESTLING CHRIS BENOIT. DONT FUCKING JUDGE every wrestler who steps in the ring because of something Benoit did...Dont take the legacey he put forth and distroy it because he did somethin

Chris Benoit Text Messages
Just In: Chris Benoit Text Messages Released The WWE has released new details about the last hours of wrestler CHRIS BENOIT. WWE star Benoit, aka "The Canadian Crippler," was found dead in his home on Monday, along with his wife and young son. According to a timeline posted on the WWE Web site, Benoit was scheduled to appear at a live WWE event on Saturday night, but he canceled his appearance, saying that his wife and child were ill. Benoit was still slated to appear at a Sunday night pay-per-view event in Houston, but early Saturday morning, co-workers received a number of strange text messages from the wrestler. Benoit sent the following texts from his cell phone: 3:53 a.m. -- My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215 3:53 a.m. -- The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open He also sent three texts from his wife's cell phone: 3:54 a.m. -- My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georg

Chris Benoit
Since the Chris Benoit story Broke there seems to have been ppl lined up on both sides of the fence to say either he was an ass or he was a saint.......regardless of any news story...Ok STOP IT....We know Him and his family is dead....we know what investigators say.....we don't know....why, and probably never will...so why sit here and make it a big production when know one knows? Personally I liked Chris Benoit, and this is a tragedy. But I am not going to sit here and defend or persecute him...because I don't know the facts other than what has been presented...when the Toxicology reports come in and the final findings are annouced wouldn't it be better to focus on something better than he killed or they found Steroids or anything that gets brought up on a daily basis?

Chris Benoit Topic
i loaded some stash on chris benoit and ppl are rating it thumbs down, this is a problem to me. we dont know his private life, all we seen was his life in the ring. i`m still not sure about the whole story. i believe it was a triple killing. every news chanelle seems to have there own info on this. so thx for the down rates you ppl and you know who you are

Christine's Death Wish
Christine sits and cries tears of nothing, Christine won't stop thinking of that dreaded thing, Christine has a death wish that she doesn't know, Christine has a tempting urge to bleed she can't control. Christine grabs a peice of glass up off the floor, Christine scratches her arm, then scratches and bleeds more. Christine sits alone watching her life go by, Christine has a death wish that she doesn't know, Christine has the cuts and scars as proof to show, Christine slips a knife in her sleeve when no one is around, Christine cuts her thigh screaming without sound. Christine sits in the room with the padded walls, Christine slowly begins to crack when it all begins to fall, Christine has a death wish now everyone knows, Christine doesn't take her medication, not one dose, Christine hides her pills under her bed, Christine overdosed on vicadin, and finally wound up dead. done by christine

Chris Benoit
Ok well i know a'lot of people out there think Chris Benoit is this monster and all, I have had some ask me why i have him on my page so much, I will set the record straight, the truth is I knew him in person he was my friend, if he did what they say he did or not will never change how i felt about him, he was my friend and always will remain my friend, I will miss him and honor what he stood for and what he did for wrestling, if people are not happy with that im sorry but I will never turn my back on my friend. i love you Chris and hope to see you again someday

Christmas In July
CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!!!! IT'S YA BOYFRIEND!!!!! THE 1ST SOLO ALBUM ~ "PERSONAL, PAIN, & PLEASURE", THE 2ND SOLO ALBUM ~ "SITTIN ON A GOLDMINE", AND THE MIXTAPE ~ "DJ KING NADE INFATUATION PART 2" IS AVAILABLE NOW!!!!! THERE IS A SPECIAL "CHRISTMAS IN JULY" PRICE, SATURDAY & SUNDAY, JULY 14-15, 2007!!!!! WITH HITS LIKE, SLOW, IT'S URS, HENNESEY & PEPSI, REFRESHIN', WHAT HAVE U DONE 4 ME LATELY??, KOOL-AID, AND MANY MORE!!!!! OVER 70 SONGS FOR LESS THAN $50, ALTOGETHER! FEATURES, TYRESE, JAHEIM, AMERIE, JOE, JADAKISS, AND MANY MORE!!!!! SO, CLICK ON THE TRACKSPIN PLAYER OR THE LINK GIVEN, BELOW, AND GET IN WHERE U FIT IN!!!!! MUCH LUV 2 YA!!!!! [ CLICK HERE FOR SMOKE E. DIGGLERA MUSIC ]

Christmas 12-24-05
“Glory to God in the Highest Heaven, and on earth peace to people whom He favors.” This is the message of the angles that came to announce the birth of Jesus, the savior of the world, who was on Christmas night born in a barn of all places. It is a message of hope and wonder, and it makes a much better Christmas card than the message of John the Baptist, “Repent you brood of vipers!” Yes, one is a hallmark moment and the other is not. But, in their own way, each is announcing something wondrous. Something so unexpected and so strange, that shepherds came to see if it was true. Was the Son of God, this Jesus really lying in a barn, or had the dried sheep meet they had eaten for supper gone bad, leaving them with a hallucination that was both astonishing and terrible to behold? Chances are good that they were betting on the bad dinner. These shepherds in the field were as an unsavory lot 2000 years ago as they tend to be now. Oh, not bad guys mind you, but they did things in a ver

Christianity Is Not A Religion?
So today I was informed by Dallas, one of the mall managers, that Christianity is not a religion. This is news to me! I've heard some crazy Christian arguments in my day, but this one really threw me for a loop. His whole argument was that other religions are awful because they're "man made," but that Christianity is not bad because it's a belief, not a religion. So for those of you who don't know, I'm a recovering Catholic. I am against all religion, even if it's religion that someone claims is not a religion. I told Dallas he was crazy, especially after he told me that evolution had been disproven many times over. Wrong. I told him that I believe in science and that the creation story was exactly that, a story. A nice fuzzy story that explains human existence to make people feel good about themselves. He said, "The Bible is the only thing that has been disproven," to which I replied, "That's because you can't disprove fiction." I compared his argument to potheads who tell me, I don't

Chris - Very Sad
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly brok

Chris' Pimpout
OK everyone this is my bestest bud Chris’ (Joker’s) first attempt at an official PIMPOUT!! This is his FAMILY list....... HIT EM UP!! QUICKSILVERGIRL a/k/a KATRINITY QuickSilverGirl a/k/a Katrinity@ fubar EVIL*THE BI-BITCH evil*the bi-bitch@ fubar HARLEY PRINCESS (Dawn, my real life big sis. She’s awesome!) Harley Princess Honorable Society Of Wolves@ fubar CRAZYSEXALICIOUSBITCH / DARKANGEL CrazySexaliciousBitch@ fubar CHERRY*SPLASH ~Cherry*Splash~I.B.I.C.~Dirty South Crew~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar BLAKPNTHR68 `blakpnthr68`~Honorable Society of Wolves~Official L.U.V. Club Co-Founder~@ fubar ~~RHANDA~~ ~~Rhanda~~@ fubar SIMPLY COMPLICATED Simply Complicated@ fubar RECK .... she's pretty much my favorite disaster!! RECK ~Founder~Native_Rebels & Owner of the Native_Rebels Lounge

Christmas Cards
yes its the middle of summer but JAK is thinking ahead....if you are a friend who wants a christmas card and you trust JAK not to give your info out...send me your home address so i can mail you a card this year...dont wait till the last minute...post office wont get it to you till next year if you do!!!

Christmas Punch
Ingredients * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 cups orange juice * 2/3 cup lemon juice * 1 (4 ounce) jar maraschino cherries, with juice * 1 fluid ounce triple sec liqueur * 1 (750 milliliter) bottle light rum * 1 orange, sliced into rounds * 1 lemon, sliced into rounds * 1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks * 1 liter carbonated water * ice Cooking Instructions In a punch bowl, combine sugar, orange juice, and lemon juice. Stir until sugar dissolves. Add cherries, triple sec, light rum, orange slices, lemon slices, and pineapple chunks. Refrigerate for 1 to 2 hours to allow flavors to blend. Pour in carbonated water, and add ice just before serving

Christian Mckenna (1978-2005)
OMG What can I say about him? Truly an inspiration if I ever saw one! The gentlest soul you ever want to meet, and if you ever had the privilege to call him "friend", he was worth his weight in gold! He would give the shirt off his back and never ask for anything in return. Truly, the kid was a saint! "The Golden Angel" - the original! He can look at you and look straight into your heart! He had a way about him! Slow to anger - I don't remember if he ever got angry at people, as much as he was hurt by them! But to me, he was more than a friend, he was my brother! The man showed me a side of myself that I thought never existed. I'd say he brought out the best in me and I in him. Kianna, our other best friend and the third member of this little triangle, always said we were related somehow. Related - no; connected - YES!!! In 2001, we made a bond so solid between the three of us, it could never be broken! Kianna and I were initiated as angels that summer. That was

Christ, Torture Me Some More Why Don't You?!
As most people who talk to me much realize I'm very *emotive*, constantly *hugs* or *fidgets* and whatnot. I'm having issues because I'm talking to someone who stops me dead in my tracks. I just can't seem to be myself. And it rather seriously, completely, annoys the every-loving bejezus out of me. All I want to have a nice normal conversation and all I can get out is glib one-liners. I just sit around and I'm literally waiting on the shoutbox alert sound. It's pathetic to see. I'm just twiddling my thumbs, following link to link to link just burning my time away. I have to be to my first day of class in 9 hours and my mind is entrenched down his pants and I'm sure he has no clue. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't operate completely drunk at all times because when I was drunk I had no trouble telling him what I wanted and how it was gonna be. *sighs* Where's alcohol when you need some? Wasting five hours dancing around a ring like a boxer who's afraid of his shadow is no wa

Chris
CHRIS Chris was a boy that i knew in high school.i thought he was so freakin' hot. the summer that i turned 15 i was dating his best friend Scott. by the time school started we had broken up & i developed a little crush on chris thru out the year. i just admired him from far & told my friends that i thought he was hot. my friend amber didn't know who he was & when i pointed him out at lunch she said "Oh,Jolie..." & i'm like "what?!",thinking she was gonna make fun of me. but to my surprise she said"he's CUTE!" nothing ever came of it becos i didn't wanna suffer the ridicule of Senior Rejection cos i was a Lowly Freshman. both Chris & Scott joined the Navy after graduuation. so they were both gone by the end of the summer that i turned sweet sixteen. in the midst of my sophomore year i spotted Chris in the school hallway & was elated to see him. i talked to him very briefly. he was home for xmas & visting people at school....later that night me & my friends were doing our weekl

Christmas Party
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the Events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful tone. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face." "He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!" "You did. All over his suit," Louise informed him. "And he fired you." "Well, fuck him," said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Christmas Wishlist!
Ok, so as not to be thought of as crazy for posting something like this really early, Santi (Dredy) is posting one too, yay! So yes... this is what you all can get me for Christmas ;) 1) Santi 2) A dark room 3) Everything to go in a darkroom 4) Decent digital camera... just for snapshots 5) Would mind a Rebel 6) Santi 7) Wacom tablet... still dont have one 8) Macbook 9) Creative Suite 3 10) Snow 11) Santi in the snow 12) Anything in my wishlist on deviantart (http://tinhead.deviantart.com) 13) A vacation 14) With Santi 15) Oh! new bedset... something with color and flavah, yea! 16) Any of my 3 obsessions --- Jewelry... most especially pretty gothic cross necklaces... --- Body sprays.. anything fruity that I dont already have, lol! --- Lingerie... 40B size 9 panties or XXL 17) Santi and the list may grow. start shopping!

Chris And His Going Away Party
so it was my boy friends lil brothers going away paty tonight AND GOD I WILL NEVER EVER AGAIN GO SKINNY DIPPING AND PASS OUT IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK NAKEED BECAUSE I WOKE UP GOING DOWN THE FREE WAY BUTT ASS NAKED ! ill finish this story up when im not so sleepy !

Christine Ebersole's 9/11 Truth: 2+2=4
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 06 Sep 2007, 14:22 Christine Ebersole's 9/11 Truth: 2+2=4 Two time Tony award winning actress and singer Christine Ebersole spoke exclusively to the Alex Jones show yesterday concerning her upcoming appearance at 9/11 truth events in New York on the sixth anniversary of the attacks, and how her life has changed since she pledged allegiance to the movement. http://infowars.net/articles/september2007/060907Ebersole.htm

Christopher
Every night I am overwhelmed with love and warmth As his arms embrace me and his natural smell overwhelms me with delight There's never a night where love is at loss When he holds me close after tears have been shed I'm conforted with ease True love can never be doubted when I am with him Just the smell of his cologne brings me joy and warmth Never an end, never a saddness is brewed To hear those the words a smile is there To be here in his grace is my fantasy My hero, my lover, my partner in crime Christopher, my man, I give the key to my heart with no regret Raise me to your stallion and ride off into the sunset

Christies Happy Hour Givaway
Shes in a givaway for a Happy Hour to help her become a GodMother. Rates count as 10 pts and comments are worth 1 I need a total of 50,000 in points. come show me some lovin! I have some other friends in other hapy hour givaways Ill blog them later if you wanna help them.

Christian One Liners
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door forever. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Quit griping about your church;> > if it was perfect,> > you couldn't belong.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If the church wants a> > better pastor,> > it only needs to pray> > for the one it has.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God Himself does not propose> > to judge a man> > until he is dead.> > So why should you?> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some minds are like concrete,> > thoroughly mixed up and> > permanently set.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Peace starts> > with a smile.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* I don't know why> > some people change churches;> > what difference does it make> > which one> > you stay home from?> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* A lot of church members> > who are singing> > 'Standing on the Promises'> > are just> > sitting on the premises.> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* We were called to> > be witnesses,

Christmas Wishes
Everyone must think I am crazy for posting this one (Being a wiccan and it being September).. but Christmas is only four months away.. I want to know.. Have you been naughty or nice.. and what do you want under your tree this year?

Christmas Stamp
CHRISTMAS STAMP How ironic is this??!! They don't even believe in Christ and they're getting their own Christmas stamp, but don't dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property? USPS New Stamp This one is impossible to believe. Scroll down for the text. If there is only one thing you forward today.....let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class Holiday

Chris Rock's Quote...
Chris Rock's Quote of the Year: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?

Christine How Do I Breath
I wrote this poem while talking to you on the phone. Please play this song and read the poem! I don't think my life would be where it is Without you because you give me the air For my heart to breathe I want you by my side to hold me up I want to be the one to guide you Through the darkenss and be the support you need Where would I go When I feel sad and down Who's shoulders can I cry on if I needed it I want to watch the sunrise by your side Can I be the one to cook you breakfast in bed At the end of the day I want to be the one to tuck you in bed And kiss you goodnight and pray That when I open up my eyes You'll be the first one I see I'm sure seeing you in the morning is like Watching the stars shine at night If I gave you a rose Will I get a kiss If I get a kiss Will it be a passionate kiss Will it be the kiss that helps me breathe again Christine without you How Can I Breathe!

Christine's Pleasure
Christine's Pleasure by Horny Couple © Christine knew something was up, she had been feeling different lately and she was late. She made an appointment with her gynecologist for the following Tuesday to see if she was, in fact, pregnant. She and her husband Bruce had been going at it pretty heavily lately without any protection, so it wouldn't surprise her if she was expecting. As she sat in the waiting room, she started daydreaming about the nights when she and Bruce had really great sex, which was quite often. They had always had great sex throughout their 17-year marriage. Lost in thought, she heard her name being called. "Christine." She followed the nurse into the exam room and took a seat. The nurse asked Christine a few basic questions and then took her temperature and blood pressure. Everything was normal. The nurse apologized, and said the doctor was running late and that she would be within about half an hour. The nurse then asked her to disrobe and put

Christmas Promises Wrapped In Dreams
Christmas Promises Wrapped in Dreams by NatalieRose © "I promise I'll be home by midnight." "Midnight?! But you already promised you'd be home by four and it's already almost six," I wailed to my husband of almost three months. "I know it sucks, Hallie but you know I can't really control when I land." "I know," I sighed, "I just didn't want to spend all of our first Christmas Eve as a couple alone." "You didn't have to spend it alone you know. You could have gone to your sister's." "I didn't want to go to my sister's," I pouted, wishing he could see it over the phone. "We're going over there tomorrow and besides I've spent every Christmas with her since we were kids. I wanted to spend this one with you." "Anyway," I said, my voice turning suggestive, "I've got a very special present for you that I just don't think she'd appreciate." "Oh really," he chuckled. "Well it just so happens that I've got a very special present for you too." "Oh goody," I exclaimed i

Christmas Alone
Christmas Alone by Joesephus © We were only married 28 years, not even a blink of the cosmic eye. Our wedding did seem like yesterday, until she died last July. Each day of the last six months has seemed an eternity plus a month of Sundays. Melanoma, caused by her love to suntan killed her, but not before I had to watch her beautiful face eaten away. The last time I was able to watch her dressings changed, I saw her molars and her naked jawbone. I know Ginny's with the Lord. As the old expression goes, we both did our time in hell. But mine endures, when she died, my soul was sundered. So intertwined were we, that the 'me' I was, doesn't exist anymore. I know that life continued, I ate, slept, I went to work, watched TV, I even went to my beloved Texas home football games down in Austin. But if I didn't have the ticket stubs, I would swear I hadn't even watched them on TV. I know I visited with friends and that family came to see me. But for the last six months, I retreated i

Chris, Angela & I Ch. 01
Chris, Angela & I Ch. 01 by WiccanScribe © Chris's hands were gripping my hips hard enough to hurt, his fingers digging into the skin. I loved it when he did that. He had me bent over the bathroom counter. My breasts were mashed against the cold tiles; my feet weren't even touching the floor. And every time he pistoned himself into me, my body jerked roughly, the edge of the counter biting into my stomach. The thing I liked about Chris was that he showed up, used me brutally, and then left. He was quick and to the point. The sensation of him slamming into me so hard was wonderful; it sent shock waves through my body that overlapped and brought me up to a dizzying, pleasurable height. I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the ride. Chris came inside me with a low groan and finished himself off with a few long, slow strokes. Then he grabbed a fistful of my hair and jerked me up to a standing position. Meeting my eyes in the mirror, he said, "Now get yourself off." I put my hand bet

Chrissy's Story Ch. 01
Chrissy's Story Ch. 01 by CuriouslyDreaming © I had met Tina at a club rally in high school. She was beautiful and popular, and to be honest, I was in awe that someone of her beauty and rank would befriend a mousy little want to be like myself. She never really made it seem that she was in control of me, but my need to please and keep such a high ranking friend led me to doing many things for her I would never have considered doing for anyone else. I became her alibi when she needed one, backing up her tales to her parents of all the things we had done together, when almost every time, she had been with her boyfriend enjoying the feel of his athletic body (he was football team captain) on and in hers. There were many times she would tell her parents that she was spending the night with me, but had really been with Steve. There were a few times, however, when he could come up with no valid excuse to be gone for the night for his parents, that she would spend hours with him, then

Christina Aguilera - Hurt
Hurt lyrics Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself If I had just one more day, I would

Chrissay
Friday, October 12, 2007 Voter Reg Dates in the 50 States & How to Be a Delegate [I removed the part about NY and NH's deadlines, because they were today, Oct. 12, and the "no wrap" feature was widening the blog to the point of being illegible. But this table of dates is courtesy of ..>..> ..>..> NUNCIO fka "X" Voter Registration Deadline..>..>..>..>..>..> State Party Change Deadline Voter Registration Deadline Primary Election Type Primary Election Date Registration Forms Alabama N/A Jan 26, 2008 Open Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form Alaska Jan 6, 2008 Jan 6, 2008 Modified Closed Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form Arizona Jan 7, 2008 Jan 7, 2008 Closed Feb 5, 2008 Online Form Printable Form Arkansas N/A Jan 6, 2008 Open Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form California Jan 21, 2008 Jan 21, 2008 Modified Closed Feb 5, 2008 Online & Printable Forms Colorado Jan 7, 2008 Jan 7, 2008 Closed Feb 5, 2008 Printable Form Connecticut Nov 6, 2007 Jan 22, 2008 Closed Feb 5, 2

Christinas Contest
Family, Friends, Fans, Bombers, I would like to ask for some help a member of my family has joined a contest and we are asking for everyones help. Christina~Irishtoads Princess~Protected by Castle Secrets~Order of the Dragons~@ fubar This is the link to her picture http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=704046&i=1706297776 OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · You must actively bomb yourself and have your friends back you-First place must reach 35,000 comments, second place must reach at least 25,000 comments. · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. · Comment Bombing is a must. · Self Bombing is encouraged . · No Scripts of any kind to be used. . .If detected, you will be disqualified and removed from th

Christmas In The Haunted House!!
Christmas in the Haunted House!! by Gareth Barsby Chapter 1 It was December the first in the uncanny country of the apparitions and spirits and in a old-fashioned, crumpling mansion-house, coffins creaked leisurely in a room with pictures of famous people, cobwebs and Christmas trees. The things in the coffins were the skilful spirits society. Now, the skilful spirits society weren't the kind of ghosts you'd see in Halloween. Put it this way. If you made a chart of how many specters came out at Halloween, you'll never have had the skilful spirits society. These are the species of ghosts who come out at Christmas which included Sam Smart, Gary the graveyard guardian, Wilbur the wraith, Percy the pumpkin and Bill the bogyman. These were sharp-witted phantoms which were the only ones to talk and were marvelous to any ghost in the universe. That day, the phantoms had a scheme. "Let's plan a Christmas party for our phantasm pals. "Wilbur cried. "But how," moaned Gary. "Lo

Christmas Stamp
CHRISTMAS STAMP How ironic is this??!! They don't even believe in Christ and they're getting their own Christmas stamp, but don't dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property? USPS New Stamp This one is impossible to believe. If there is only one thing you forward today..... let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 ! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class Holiday postage stamp. Bull! REMEMBER

Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check the quality. In fact, have a bit more, just to be entirely certain that it is of a suitable standard to use in this recipe. Take a large bowl, and check the vodka again to be sure it is the highest quality; pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Check the vodka again to ensure that it is at the required temperature. Add one teaspoon of sugar to the bowl. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still okay. Try another cup ....... just in case! Turn off the mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewskri

Christmas Wish List
Dani's Christmas Wish List! I would like to have a new kitchen sink faucet! I would like to have a Big Massaging Shower Head. I would like to have a new bagless vaccumm cleaner. I would like to have new DVD releases. Horror, Action, Drama are my Favorites, I have almost over a hundred movies so anything that is a new release I will most likely not have yet. I would like computer games that I can play on my laptop. My system is Windows Vista which is higher then windows '98 just so NoOne is confused. I like anything that is not stupid, but I like word games, challenging games but not annoying ones. I would like a couple T-Fal pots and pans I would like a few things for oven use. But please note that my oven is small and a normal size cookie sheet will not fit in the oven and allow the door to shut properly. Thanks I would like gift cards to Sears, Wal-mart, JCPenny's, Dillards, or any place really. I would like Gift Certificates to Xenon's so that I may be able to have a rel

Christmas Changes
Christmas Changes The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining is due to the North Pole's loss of dominance in the season's gift distribution business. Home Shopping TV channels and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa's market share. He and the Board could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. The reindeer downsizing was made possible through purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in the reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press (gas and solid waste). We're pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed. Trad

Christmas Joke
Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a LIGHTER. He flicked it on. "It represents a CANDLE", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of KEYS. He shook them and said, "They're BELLS." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of WOMEN's PANTIES. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are CAROLS" And So The Holiday Season Begins.... Happy Holidays Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Christopher 'crazygryffin' Donovan
christopher 'crazygryffin' donovan This little bitch rated my pic a 4, I did nothing to him. Whatever. He's a little bitch ass downrater so do what you want about it. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater

Christmas Pranks By Jeff Hammond / Jeffhammond.com
Christmas pranks By Jeff Hammond / www.jeffhammond.com For that hard to please person on your Christmas list this year, give them the gift of laughter with the new Lee Roy Mercer CD "Gone Racin'". Celebrities such as Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Jack Roush and even myself get "had" by Lee Roy. A portion of the proceeds from "Gone Racin'" will be given to Victory Junction Gang Camp. This is the gift that gives in more ways than one. Go to www.LeeRoyMercer.com and get yours today.

Christina & Superman Ch. 01
Christina & Superman Ch. 01 by RobN1 © PART ONE: ENSLAVEMENT Superman – Played by Dean Cain Christina Aguilera – Appears as herself Superman flew out of the boundaries of Metropolis. The sky glistened with infinite stars but it was not a beautiful night. Whilst the world slept, Superman was on the trail of his arch-enemy – the evil Villainess: Christina Aguilera. It was while he was in his apartment. Clark had been sitting there, idly skimming through the channels when his super hearing had been alerted to a voice. A smooth, sexy, seductive but evil voice transmitted at a frequency so high that only he could hear it. "You're feeling extremely sexy tonight Superman aren't you? But where's Lois? Have you wondered why she's not home yet? You're so handsome Superman, you need some company". For a moment it was almost as if he could visualise the face of his nemesis, as if Christina was standing in front of him taunting him. He hadn't been unduly concerned about Lois'

Christina & Superman Ch. 02
Christina & Superman Ch. 02 by RobN1 © Superman – Played by Dean Cain Christina Aguilera – Appears as herself Britney Spears – Appears as herself Anastacia – Appears as herself As Christina stalked off to her infamous chambers, Superman slumped, groaning and in agony against the wall. His vision blurred and his limbs felt as though they had been taken over by the Kryptonite. He had lost all control of himself, and he was about to have that loss extended to a complete surrender. He fell sideways and crumpled onto the floor staring upwards. Britney strolled past him and smirked, swinging her hips briefly before standing by the door which Christina had disappeared through. Superman's eyes followed her, thinking of how much power even a humble guard such as Britney had now. But his eyes had followed the wrong woman. He felt a spiky kick to his stomach and he rolled onto his back. Anastacia, in all her PVC clad glory, stood over him, and had given him a kick in the gut

Christina & Superman Ch. 03 A
Christina & Superman Ch. 03 by RobN1 © Part Three: Punishment Superman – Played by Dean Cain Christina Aguilera – Appears as herself The torture chamber was magnificent. It was built into a stunning Gothic character hall, almost like a castle banqueting room. Huge stone pillars rose to the ceiling and wooden beams jutted out to make the vast chamber seem more claustrophobic. Fires seemed to burn everywhere the eye could see. Aside from the roaring fireplace at the side of the room, where Superman's clothes had just gone up in smoke, torches were held onto the walls by intricate black iron cages. Where there were no torches, there were candles. The room was both romantic and intimidating. It was a seductive hell – sexual, yet violent. It was harsh and tormenting to the eyes. Filling this stone and iron expanse were modern features. It was a fully equipped sexual torture dungeon. Everywhere Superman looked were devices of erotic torment. There were manacles hanging from

Christina & Superman Ch. 03 B
Christina & Superman Ch. 03 by RobN1 © "This," she said enjoying the moment, "is a Scold's Bridle." Superman looked at it in horror. "It will fit over your head, strapped around your face and clipped onto your collar for support. The ball will gag you, stopping your mouth and keeping you silent. You will only earn the right to make noise when you pledge to make the right noises. Is that understood?" Again, Superman was passive. She stepped towards him, lifting the Scold's Bridle over his head and lowering it over his face. It was a tight fitting cage and the metal bars dug into parts of his skin. She strapped the top around his forehead and looped the clips at the bottom around his collar. She took the red rubber ball gag and plunged it snugly into his mouth. The vicious device truly silenced Superman as knelt before his Queen. He was a helpless and pathetic vision. "Now Superman, I shall leave you with something to think about." She extended her booted leg towa

Christina & Superman Ch. 04 A
Christina & Superman Ch. 04 by RobN1 © Part Four: Subservience Superman – Played by Dean Cain Christina Aguilera – Appears as herself "You've made the right choice Superman. You could not have lasted forever in denial." Superman's nod had condemned him. He had given her the answer that she wanted. It was a symbolic break – he had given it to her, she had not taken it. And he had given Christina a license to enact a terrible and grueling revenge upon him, even greater than the punishment he had suffered so far. Superman was in for the long haul. Christina approached Superman with a key and unlocked the Scold's Bridle that caged his head and gagged him so tightly. The lock clicked and the cage rattled as she lifted it from his head. This too was symbolic in light of what she was about to do. Taking the Bridle from his head was like removing a crown, a way of seizing his power. He had been de-robed by Britney and Anastasia, and now he had been truly dethroned by Christin

Christina & Superman Ch. 04 B
Christina & Superman Ch. 04 by RobN1 © Christina watched her slave burst out in subservient rage. She felt warmth, pride, love and pleasure, in addition to an underpinning desire to punish her bitch piece of Super slut even further. But she felt that this was enough for now – he surely couldn't take anymore. She wanted him to be sexually submissive to her, as well as a lifestyle sub, and so to wear out Superman in this way made no sense. After all, as a sadomasochist, for every bit of pain, must come the reward of pleasure. Now was the time to test his desire for her. Superman was practically sobbing by now. His Kryptonite collar was tight around his neck and chafing, what with the sweat dripping down and his skin red and bulging. Christina stripped away his clamps and weights, relieving Superman of his stretching and knelt down to undo the straps that cut into his feet. She reached up, and undid his chains that held his wrists. Superman slumped forward, exhausted, and Christina

Christina & Superman Ch. 05
Christina & Superman Ch. 05 by RobN1 © Part Five: Pleasure Superman – Played by Dean Cain Christina Aguilera – Appears as herself Lois Lane – Played by Teri Hatcher "Lie on the bed Superman." Superman left his Mistresses grip and stepped towards the bed. His Kryptonite decorations meant that his steps were delicate, but his cock ring ensured balance in his weakness. It meant that he was useful as a submissive. He sat on the edge of the bed and looked up at Christina. She stepped towards him, and with her hands on his shoulders she pushed him backwards until his back lay flat against the bed and she straddled his torso. Her PVC hot pants rubbing against his skin, as his cock gently prodded her ass. Superman moaned as she leant in against him, her full breasts pressing against him through the harshly dominant yet sexy chain mail bra. She nuzzled into his neck and began kissing, licking and biting at his skin, breathing in his sweating masculine scent and moaning softly

Christina & Superman Ch. 06
Christina & Superman Ch. 06 by RobN1 © Part Six: Anguish Superman – Played by Dean Cain Lois Lane – Played by Teri Hatcher * "Lois? Is that really you?" Superman asked, his voice shaking with a blend of relief and exhaustion. "Yes. Yes it is." she replied, her voice oddly detached. The glow of Superman's collar illuminated her face, yet Superman's vision was weakening and he hadn't the mental capacity to interpret her expression. Her eyes pierced him, but they were both warm and purposeful at once. "How did you get here? What's going on? Where's Christina? What did you do to her? Are you OK?" he gasped. "I'm fine Clark," she replied. "You're not looking all that good though" "Is it any wonder?" he exclaimed. "Lois, she's done awful things to me. I've been to hell and back in the last few hours. I don't know what's happening but it isn't good. She's planning something, I heard her talking to the other two." Superman pulled against his chains, the sight of Loi

Christmas?!?!
So I went grocery shopping last nigt -- an adventure in itself, but that's not the point here. On my list was to grab some Halloween candy since I am the ultimate procrastinator and had yet to get any. Can you believe that I could not find any of this, save a very small shelf with about 5 bags of Milky Ways and 3 bags of malted milk balls. These, however, were next to about 5 full shelves of assoreted candy canes, on the other side of the aisle were the Santa hats, reindeer, snowman and other assorted Christmas decorations. Not to mention other endcaps where we had the full Christmas trees, MORE candy canes, and assorted other Christmas things. Also, I SWEAR I heard a Christmas song over the speakers while I was shopping. Enough is enough, this is OCTOBER PEOPLE!!!!! ANyone else remember the days when Christmas didn't start getting pushed until the day after Thanksgiving and not rammed down our throats December 26th? And I thought "Christmas in July" was bad enough!

Chris Brown - Say Goodbye
Look we gotta talk Dang I know I know it's just It's just... Some things I gotta get of my chest alright.... Yeahhhh... Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, whoa... Listen.. Baby come here and sit down, let's talk I got a lot to say so I guess I'll start by Saying that I love you, But you know, this thing ain't been No walk in the park for us I swear it'll only take a minute You'll understand when I finish, yeah And I don't wanna see you cry But I don't wanna be the one to tell you a lie so [Hook] How do you let it go? When you, You just don't know? What's on, The other side of the door When you're walking out, talk about it Everything I tried to remember to say Just went out my head So I'ma do the best I can to get you to understand 'cause I know [Chorus] There's never a right time to say goodbye But I gotta make the first move 'Cause if I don't you gonna start hating me Cause I really don't feel the way I once felt about you Girl it's

Christmas Cards
It's that time again woohoo I love Christmas and sending out cards to all my wonderful friends,so if you'd like a card from me message with with ur address,and u can have mine to if u like (i except money)lol just joking. love, Denise

Christmas Candy Cane Cake
Christmas Candy Cane Cake Servings: 10 1 package 2 layer chocolate cake mix, any variety 1 package 4 (serving size) chocolate flavor instant pudding & pie filling 4 eggs 1 ~ 8 ounce container sour cream 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1/2 cup water 4 squares, semi ~ sweet baking chocolate, chopped 1 1/2 cups candy canes, coarsely crushed , divided 1 ~ 8 ounce whipped topping, thawed Preheat oven to 350°. Lightly grease 2 - 9" round cake pans, line with wax paper. Beat cake mix, dry pudding mix, eggs, sour cream, oil and water in large bowl with electric mixer on low speed just until moistened, scraping side of bowl frequently. Beat on medium speed 2 minutes or until well blended. Stir in chopped chocolate and 4 tablespoons of the crushed candy canes. Spoon batter into prepared pan. Bake 50 minutes to 1 hour or until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Cool in pans for 10 minutes on a wire rack. Loosen cake from side of pan with spatula or

Christmas Card List
When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please remember that these men and women are over there giving their all and are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice so please include the following recipient when you send out your cards this year: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 PLEASE DO THIS SO A RECOVERING AMERICAN SOLDIER WILL KNOW THAT WE DO CARE ABOUT THEM AND THAT WE ARE PROUD OF ALL THAT THEY DO. THANK YOU!!!,

Christmas
So Christmas is almost here!!! I'm pumped When do you put your tree up? My household puts up the tree a week before Christmas, we first dust the house top to bottom and then put up the tree. But believe me it's worth it, everyone's tree is beautiful in their own way, because each and every person decorates it they way they want to, that's whats so special about it. I am just looking forward to drinking eggnog, walking outside in the snow holding hot chocolate or a hot smoothie w/ eggnog flavouring, and shopping for gifts, but gifts isn't what Christmas is really all about, it's the birth of Christ. But also celebrating it with the people you love and everyone around you, no matter who it is. So this year people if you haven't do something for someone to make them smile, or put a glow onttheir faces, and see how happy it makes you in the end. ;) Have fun preparing for the wonderful and most beautiful Holiday of all CHRISTMAS! Leave some comments and thoughts t

Chris Cornell - When I'm Down
What say you now? The door is opening on your vigil And i'm in my usual way I save my breath, knowing what you're Wanting me to say I only love you when i'm down You say that midnight opens its arms to me Leaving you alone, and i fly so far away Until the light blurs my vision And i have nowhere to roam I only love you when i'm down And i only love you when i'm down And i'm only near you when i'm gone But one thing for you to keep in mind, you know I'm down all the time Well i know you're reaching out And you need to feel my hand You want to be understood, yeah well i understand I know you hold precious little hope for me And in your happiness I'm always drowning in my grief And i only love you when i'm down And i'm only near you when i'm gone But one thing for you to keep in mind, you know I'm down all the time All the time, all the time, all the time

Christmas Wish List~
~snow(evn if its only on my porch step..so fake works..its the thought that counts) ~frost(like wen i blow out my mouth or nose..i see smoke..n i can write stufff on ppls cars, n get numb toes n fingrs) ~christmas trees(evn a tiny personal tree) ~long underwear..(like ur dad wers, aND some footie pajamas!) ~ blow up tent!~(i owned one my sr yr n i slept in it, n then i popped it..im still searching fo rit..so if u kno..tell me!) ~sparkeltini ~my familia(im not spanish i just like to pretend) ~my kids(suzy n zeke~he ran away,she is pregnant..:(>>) ~my FUBAR FRIENDS TO COME BAKE COOKies with Me(girls n fella's..u kno who u bE!)

"christmas Wish List"
Well it's getting to be that time of year again....Christmas isn't that far away. I thought it would be fun for everyone to make a Christmas wish list. Think about it, maybe significant others, family or friends will see it and will know what it is you really want and avoid getting those unwanted gifts you dread...LOL After you make your list, repost this as "Christmas Wish List" No Matter how "off the wall" or no explaination needed, unless you want to. I am interested myself to see what people are asking for...LOL mine is listed below..... 1)Bra's 2)All of the "Grey's Anatomy Seasons on DVD 3)Bed Frame 4)Back Scratcher 5)Winter Coat 6)Body Pillow 7)Shrek 3 on DVD Thats All I Can Think of Right now......It's not much, Just a few things that I really need..lol that for some reason I don't just get myself...LOL I guess I am hoping I have been good enough this year that Santa will visit my house But I know I have been really NAUGHTY, so I may end up with a lum

Christianwitches
What makes a Witch Christian? A Witch who believes in the Divinity of Jesus and follows the teachings of Jesus. What makes a Christian a Witch? A Christian who believes Matthew 28:18 "And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth". Which means no power in the heavens or on earth is evil. Power becomes evil because of the evil intentions of a practitioner with a hard heart. And a person who choses to actively use the powers of the earth (which includes the elements of the earth, the sun, moon, and stars) may call themselves Witches. May these webpages enlighten you and guide you. Bestow upon me the kingdom’s mysteries That I may see. That I may hear Love my neighbor as myself For my neighbor is my mirror Love my God least I offend thee To those who curse me Blessed Be Know within me lies the kingdom I am part of the seen and the unseen Act in me oh Holy Spirit In Jesus name I honor my magick Come into my soul to bless my Cra

Christmas Skins
I made an album in my pics of Christmas backgrounds. Please send me a mail message if you would like a skin made using any of them. If you like making your own skins, feel free to copy them. Happy Holidays to all my friends

Christmas Card Ideas.
I always send out strange Christmas cards to my friends online and shit anbd well, I am having trouble deciding what ones I wanna send.So Ill see what you all think.Id usually put this in the mumms but lately those have been filled up with a bunch of morons and assholes. heres the first one: Then theres the second one:

Christmas Poem
T`was the night beforeChristmas He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give,And to see who in this house did live. I looked all about,A strange sight did I see, No tinsel,no presents,Not even a tree. No stocking by mantle,Just boots filled with sand,On the wallhung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges,awards of all kind,a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different,it

A Christmas Carol-marley's Ghost~
Charles Dickens-"A Christmas Carol" "Marley's Ghost"Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon `Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administr

A Christmas Carol-the First Of The Three Spirits~
When Scrooge awoke, it was so dark, that looking out of bed, he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the opaque walls of his chamber. He was endeavouring to pierce the darkness with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a neighbouring church struck the four quarters. So he listened for the hour. To his great astonishment the heavy bell went on from six to seven, and from seven to eight, and regularly up to twelve; then stopped. Twelve. It was past two when he went to bed. The clock was wrong. An icicle must have got into the works. Twelve. He touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most preposterous clock. Its rapid little pulse beat twelve: and stopped. `Why, it isn't possible,' said Scrooge, `that I can have slept through a whole day and far into another night. It isn't possible that anything has happened to the sun, and this is twelve at noon.' The idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed, and groped his way to the window. He was ob

A Christmas Carol-the Second Of The Three~
Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger despatched to him through Jacob Marley's intervention. But, finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one aside with his own hands, and lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For, he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise, and made nervous. Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good

A Christmas Carol-the Last Of The Three~
The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery. It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand. But for this it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded. He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved. `I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.' said Scrooge. The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand. `You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,' Scrooge pursued. `Is that so, Spirit.' The upper portion of the garment was

A Christmas Carol- The End Of It....
Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in! `I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.' Scrooge repeated, as he scrambled out of bed. `The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. Oh Jacob Marley. Heaven, and the Christmas Time be praised for this. I say it on my knees, old Jacob, on my knees.' He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with tears. `They are not torn down.' cried Scrooge, folding one of his bed-curtains in his arms,' they are not torn down, rings and all. They are here -- I am here -- the shadows of the things that would have been, may be dispelled. They will be. I know they will.' His hands were busy with his garments all this time; turning them inside out, putting them on up

Christmas Cake Recipe
You'll need the following: 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 4 large brown eggs 2 cups of dried fruit 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 bottle of whisky Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. T

Christian
'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her.' When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not shouting 'I'm clean livin'' I'm whispering 'I wa s lost, now I'm found and forgiven.' When I say... 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on. When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess. When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible but, Godbelives I am worth it. When I say... 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.. I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name. When I say... 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou, I'm just a simple sinner who received God's go

The Christian Thing Aint Workin
I am tryin to find a way to make the guy who used to adore me fall madly in love with me from, when he gets back from war, 1000 miles away... I know he has always been uber christian... so i try to toss the word "god" into my emails...But i got alot more/longer letters from him when i was playin up the... "if i didnt turn you down, we'd have five kids by now" thing he brought up when i first refound him on badplace.... But i got bored with the repetitive letters and gah.. he is at war.. the direction he was goin in the compliments.. i am sure he woulda wanted to see some bobbie.. Technically i am not faking. i do believe in god. And My lack of belief is what tore apart our friendship back in the day.. so ...yea But.. that said. I did just get put in is top friends on Badplace. Sorry. I know this is a really fucked up blog.. But like.. He is Captain Perfect. Guy should walk around in a cape.. Tall, Handsome, Rich, Family oriented, Honest, His mom loves me (dad hates me

A Christmas Poem
This poem has been widely circulated, however, with the holidays rapidly upon us, we should not, can not... forget those who sacrifice everything in defense of Freedom. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just

Christmas List......
One solid gray kitten Pug puppy Damn.... did I not I want that last year. A man....lots of sex on new year....dag...that one will the hardest to fill this year. What else I can I ask for.... oh yeah..... Lots of thoughts, love and kisses for you all

Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse Dad at the whorehouse Mom smokin' grass I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass Then out the lawn there rose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter He came down the chimney like a bat outta hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that Son of a Bitch blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night."

A Christmas Poem.
This poem has been widely circulated, however, with the holidays rapidly upon us, we should not, can not... forget those who sacrifice everything in defense of Freedom. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door ju

The Christmas Tree
The Christmas tree By Eric Ethan You received a knock on a door today It was me to bring a real tall Christmas tree in your house I cut down for you to make a real Christmas for you I dragged it in for you to set it up You looked at me with amazement A real Christmas tree in my house today oh wow oh gee you said with a grin and a stun We decorate it together putting different Christmas decorations you had in the basement I said wait I have some special ornaments for you to put up I gave a wooden box wrapped up like a special wine bottle would be in You said we will have wine later ,I said open it up you be amazed it is not wine , You look at me with puzzlement face, okay I’ll open it up You open it up and inside there are 10 special carved teddy bears painted that look real teddy bears with fur but when you touch them they where wooden teddy bears. Each teddy bear had a word and dressed up in Christmas theme There where tears coming from y

Christmas Will Suck This Year
Well this year will be my first christmas without my dad...i do miss him extremely...its still feels as if it was yesterday that he had passed on...but i havent been able to cope as well as i thought i tried moving on and by putting all of my energy into work but somehow...is not working usually around this time of year i would be in puerto rico for the holidays with my dad but i guess what i have now is my memories with him i guess is the only thing that is keeping strong right now...my other sibblings have moved on and dont even call me to see how im doing or anything is like everyone went their own seperate ways some christmas this will be :(

Christmas Kisses I Want Lots!
Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize, so cheating isn't advised. 5. I WILL NOT TELL WHO HAS

Christmas Likes
It is the holiday time and I got thinking about the things I like about Christmas. Food: Candy Canes, Fruit Cake, Tamales Drink: Egg Nog (With no liquor in it.), Hot Cocoa, Hot Tea Decorations: Items my kids make., Outdoor lights Shopping: The holiday decorations in the malls and stores. TV: "The Christmas Carol" (All versions.), College and NFL playoffs., Old school animated holiday shows. Films: "The Christmas Carol" (All versions.) Weather: Cool temperatures.

Christmas Dislikes
As there are things I like about the holiday season, there are also things I dislike about it too. Decorations: Christmas trees-Too much work in putting up and taking them down. Commercials: Whether on tv or the radio, they make me feel guilty for not buying anything when I can barely feed my family. TV: The Holiday specials that are basically too commercial or "chick tv".

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,

A Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and t he dar k of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I pu

Christmas Carol
Your Christmas Song Is White Christmas I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten, and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow You like everything to be perfect at Christmas And it's just not Christmas if it doesn't snow What Christmas Carol Are You?

Christmas Blues
Here I sit for the first time in along time.. I am not living with my mom, I am not married. Just me and my kids and I am sad. My birthday is coming up and I wonder will it be ahappy one. I will be turing the big 40. Will I have my wish this year...TO have the one I love with me on this day. TO be treated like a Queen for once? I do not know. I am so tired of meeting the crazy sex wanting men on here and everywhere else. It's times like theses I miss my dad. Yeah mom I miss dad so very VERY much! Dad would put his arms around me and tlak to me. Now I don't have my dad and I am outthere looking at these men and not finding any to measure up. My dad was unique and my mom got him. There are no more like him! With men today you have your mom's boys who never grew up, the take charge ass wipes, the whimps and the ones who think that they are God's gift ot women and the others who like to control control and then you have the ones who like to change everyoen to fit their m

~*~christmastown, Usa~*~mcadenville, Nc~*~
~&hearts~MERRY CHRISTMAS~&hearts~ A trip to McAdenville, is a family tradition. I have been almost every year of my life and now my boyz look forward to it as well. Its just not Christmas until you ride thru and look at the thousands of lights. Just click on the picture above to be taken to the Official website of Christmastown, USA. Great Pics as well as the History of this Christmas Tradition. Make sure to check out my pics under the file marked with the same name. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Christmas And Autistic Spectrum Disorders
Christmas and autistic spectrum disorders Christmas can be an exciting and fun time, but it can also be stressful. People with an autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) may be confused or distressed by all the new activity in the household at Christmas, and this can be upsetting for the rest of the family. This information sheet should provide some tips which might help. The word 'child' will be used throughout this document; however, we hope that some of the tips will be useful for adults too. Preparation As Christmas approaches, you may want to highlight this holiday period on the household's or child's calendar. We would suggest that you check when the school starts work about Christmas, and perhaps you could introduce the idea at a similar time. This will help to ensure consistency. However, if this time frame does not leave enough preparation time for your child, then you should adjust it as appropriate. You may only want to emphasise Christmas Day on the calendar. Or you

Christmas
Christmas can be a very difficult time for many children on the Autistic Spectrum. The sheer chaos that ensues from changes in routine added to the growing anticipation could be a recipe for stress and behaviour problems. Strategies that help the child visualise the period may be helpful for some. Helping children to cope by using visual images. · Make a timetable – maybe for weeks to begin with and then into days nearer the event. · Use photographs and cut outs from magazines to explain what is happening (stores stocked with cards, presents and such things). · Obtain dates of events from schools and clubs and insert these into the timetable. · Use specific dates for putting up the tree and decorations or baking the cake. Mark off, on the calendar, events as they happen – so the child can progress visually through the time. Some children prefer an actual ‘washing line’ with events pegged on and taken off on completion. SOCIAL STORIES could be used to he

Christian Mythconceptions Debunked.
1) There is no way that shepherds would be in the fields tending their flocks this time of year. Believe it or not, it gets cold in the middle east in winter, IN FACT, Lebanon has a ski resort town. 2) The day we celebrate as Christmas was chosen by the Roman Emperor Constantine so that all Roman religions had feasts on the same day, a High Holy day for the god Mithra. 3) The christmas tree was originally part of a Germanic pagen winter festival, as was the yule log. 4) Christmas tree decorations came from a druid holy day. 5) A minor detail, Christ was probably born in late March, or April, the normal time of the year for grazing flocks in the fields. 6) The whole idea of having families return to ancestral homes for a census did not happen, besides the only people who a Roman Emperor would want counted would be Roman citizens. "Client" or conquered peoples paid taxes as dictated by the local governor. Besides, Joseph and Mary probably already lived in Bethlehem s

A Christmas Poem With A Different Twist...god Bless Our Soldiers
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A MARINE, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES MARINE. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NI

Christmas - An Ancient Holiday
Christmas - An Ancient Holiday The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world. Centuries before the arrival of the man called Jesus, early Europeans celebrated light and birth in the darkest days of winter. Many peoples rejoiced during the winter solstice, when the worst of the winter was behind them and they could look forward to longer days and extended hours of sunlight. In Scandinavia, the Norse celebrated Yule from December 21, the winter solstice, through January. In recognition of the return of the sun, fathers and sons would bring home large logs, which they would set on fire. The people would feast until the log burned out, which could take as many as 12 days. The Norse believed that each spark from the fire represented a new pig or calf that would be born during the coming year. The end of December was a perfect time for celebration in most areas of Europe. At that time of year, most cattle were slaughtered so they would not have to be fed

Christmas Story
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that tur

Christmas Wish List
Christmas wish list All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. No pressure people. No judgement. [ ]Hug [ ]Kiss on cheek [ ]Kiss on lips [ ]Hold hands [ ]Cuddle [ ]Sit on your lap [ ]Sit on my lap [ ]Go on a date with you [ ]Just be friends [ ]Be more than friends [ ]Love me [ ]Like me [ ]Kiss under the Mistletoe [ ]Get to know me more [ ]be with me [ ]just hangout with me [ ]Hold me [ ]Love me for ever till the day you die [ ]Hurt me [ ]Call me [ ]Be there for me [ ]Makeout Repost this as "Christmas list' Check the one and message me

Christmas Pick-up Lines
Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines 1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 3. I've got something special in the sack for you! 4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 5. I know when you've been bad or good - so let`s skip the small talk, sister! 6. Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink) 7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it ...) 8. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? 9. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club? Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4. "I can get you off the naughty list" 5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking o

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings ARE Disoriented * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

A Christmas Poem
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I

A Christmas Poem
> > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > > > > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > > > > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, > > A lone figur

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Christmas Joke:)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' >> The man replied, 'These are Carols'

Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha

A Christmas Story . . . How Viagra Saved Christmas
How Viagra Saved Christmas Oh, man. I am just not in the mood to do this whole Santa schtick this year. I've been busting my ass 24-7, riding those frickin' elves to crank out the toys and it's still never enough. Everybody wants a piece of me. Everyone just takes, takes, takes, but what about my needs? Do you have any idea how long since I've gotten some tail? Oh, nevermind, I can't even get it up anyway, I'm so exhausted all the time. Mrs. Claus has lost all patience and I've been sleeping on the couch since June. Well, here's the first stop on the Christmas Eve delivery route. I park the sleigh, and the elves help sort out the gifts. I always bring a trio of hot elvish babes to keep me awake on these all-night runs. Ginger, Cinnamon, and Pepper - I call them my Spice Girls - all with firm tushes and luscious breasts popping out of their elf suits. They're fun to look at, but tonight having them around is almost depressing, given my lack of libido. Down the chimney and into the h

A Christmas Story . . . Santa Milfs (written By A Friend)
Santa MILFs It's hard being a divorced mom at Christmas time. And I don't just mean it's hard making ends meet and buying the presents. My boys, Troy and Kevin, weren't getting any socks and underwear under the tree. I know how to shop for teenagers. Troy is 17, and although I wasn't about to buy him that giant subwoofer he asked for, I knew he'd be happy with the iPod he'd find in his Christmas stocking. And Kevin, 13, was getting a new BMX bike...my only requirement being that he wear a helmet. There are times, though, like late on Christmas Eve when I was trying to assemble that damn bike, that I wished I had a man around. Not because I can't handle a hex wrench, mind you, and besides, if that was all I needed I could have asked Troy for a hand. No, I just missed sharing the warmth of the holidays and the Christmas memories. And there's no reason I should be alone - I'm an attractive brunette with a nice figure, and at 41, I'm barely over the hill. But I always seem to hook up wit

A Christmas Story . . . Elvish
Elvish "Damn kids. I'm so tired of dealing with them. 10 years of this, I'm absolutely fed up," Santa grumbled as he stuffed a pillow into his Santa suit. "Yeah. I've only been an elf this season, it sounded like a great way to make spending money for college, but it's really starting to get on my nerves," Francine replied, as she adjusted her green tights and slipped on her elfen shoes. "Well, we've got 10 minutes left before we have to go out there. 10 minutes of peace left." "Ummm...you'd better spend that time calming down, I'm afraid it's not only your belly that's bulging." Santa looked down and blushed deeper than the rosy red rouge on his cheeks. He'd been so busy admiring Francine's long, sexy legs that he'd forgotten to close the fly on his Santa suit. And didn't notice how rock hard she'd made him. "It's nice," Francine said, as she walked forwards Santa, who was fumbling with the buttons. She reached forward and pushed his hands away. When she felt his hardness, she

A Christmas Story . . . Swinging Santa
Swinging Santa My friend Al wanted me to play Santa for the adults at this swingers party in a clubhouse. I'm not married or anything and I'm not crazy about having swingers sit on my lap so I told him to forget it. He said I was Scrooge. Anyway, Al never found anyone and, when the Big Night rolled around, he begged me to play Santa. "For a C Note," I told him and he forked it over. Anyway, I played Santa. It wasn't so bad. I had to sit on this hokey brass chair called "Santa's Throne" and Al told me it was solid gold. As if. And I had to hand out tequila candy canes and adult surprise gifts like dildos, rabbit vibrators, and sex gels. There was this blonde lady named Sandy dressed in green tights who played my elf. She was a dead ringer for Pamela Sue Anderson, I kid you not. She wore this hot green mini skirt and had on a little green elf cap. The whole time the members are crushing my lap telling me how much sex they want I'm staring at my elf's rock hard ass and her big juicy red

A Christmas Story . . . . Mrs. Claus' Secret Ingredient
Mrs. Claus' Secret Ingredient "That's it for this batch of Gingerbread Men," chirped Trixie the elf. "Shall we start on the Sugarplums, Mrs. Claus?" Santa's wife was gazing out the window of the Christmas cookie kitchen in the direction of her husband's toy workshop. "Mrs. Claus?" Trixie said again. "You seem distracted. Is something up?" "Oh dear," the woman said. "It's what isn't up that's bothering me." "I'm not sure what you mean," the elf replied. "Oh...fiddlesticks!" Mrs. Claus wrung her apron in her hands. "Can I tell you something confidential, woman to woman? Mr. Claus, he's been having, well, trouble lately. In the bedroom. "It's so embarrassing. I don't know what to do," she sighed. "I've tried to get him to see his doctor, but he just makes excuses. He says he's just tired, or worried about the toy orders. I've been patient, but I have needs too. I even went so far as to get myself one of those jackrabbit vibrators." Her already ruddy cheeks flushed deeper crimson

A Christmas Story . . . Sucking Santa (written By A Friend)
Sucking Santa I know it's probably terrible of me, but I've always had kind of a thing for Santa Claus. His long white beard and the way he laughs always sends waves of excitement directly to my dick. I know he's married to Mrs. Claus. But in my fantasies, he'll let anyone go down on his chimney. After all, Santa is known for being a very giving soul. It was about 4:00 a.m. Christmas morning. I woke up having to pee so bad I thought I was going to explode. I knew finishing off that six pack right before going to bed was going to come back to haunt me. As I headed down the hall toward the bathroom, I glanced over and saw someone standing in my living room. He had his back to me, but I could still see that the guy was in a Santa costume. "Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my house?" I said, taking a few cautious steps into the room. I know I should have been scared - the guy might have a gun. But I was hoping even if he was here to rob the place, he'd at least let me

A Christmas Story . . . A Christmas Blowing
A Christmas Blowing What better way to spend Christmas Eve than some hardcore action under the tree. Sure, does sound like a fine idea to me? This couple is doing just that and loving every minute of it as you can see. They were playing a little game together by dressing up in some holiday outfits. This hot looking babe was dressed in her sexy red lingerie and got to go first. Her boyfriend is playing Santa and she thinks this Santa is hot! She sat on his lap and told him what she wanted for Christmas. She told him all the goodies she wanted, all the time wiggling her sweet ass on him. She asked for the usual gifts jewelry perfume etc. Then she asked for something that really surprised him. She asked by getting on her knees and pulling his cock out. I bet not many Santa’s get asked if they want a blowjob! As you can see, it didn’t take this babe with very sexy lips to get them wrapped around his cock. She gave him the best present of all by stroking and sucking on his cock. By the gri

A Christmas Story . . . Christmas Cream
Christmas Cream I’m sure you all know the song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause.” Well here at Hard Raw Sex this holiday, we take that one-step further. It is now know as “I Saw Jolene Sucking Santa Clause.” As you can see this person used his head this year. He bought this blonde teen hottie some presents. He knew exactly what he was doing. He bought her stuff he knew she would like. He did it so he would get a great gift in return. Here is another way men are so different than women. We always have hardcore sex on our minds; top of the list would be a blowjob. Where women want lots of presents for Christmas, we will settle for a blowjob. The hell with the gifts if I had this blonde teen with me at Christmas I’d be happy. I would go shopping which you know we all hate. Dress up in a silly Santa outfit and great her with a bunch of presents. You can see it paid off for this person. Jolene gladly gets into some hardcore action in appreciation for the gifts. She strokes and sucks hi

A Christmas Story . . . Dick Her Halls
Dick Her Hall Well it is that time of year again the Holidays are upon us! One thing I really like is the Christmas parties we always have at work. At these parties, you get to see all your coworkers in a different light. The guy here today got lucky in that way. Not only did he get to talk to a coworker he got into some hardcore sex action with her! At this party as with most holiday parties the drinks were flowing. They managed to sit down alone and get to know each other a little better. He had always noticed her at the office and thought this blonde was hot. He like the long blonde hair and thought under those sexy dresses she wore was a sexy body. Little did he know he would one day get to see that body and even fuck it? As time went on at the party, they were wrapped up in some flirty conversation. Before they knew it, they realized they were the last two people there. Boy was he surprised when she climb up on the table and showed him her great tits. It took no time for her t

Christmas
CHRISTMAS EDITION Welcome to the 2007 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends! You know the drill. Please copy & paste, back off my answers and type in yours Don't be a Scrooge!!! 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? wrap 3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? colored 4. Do you hang mistletoe? no, but now I will get some :) 5. When do you put up your decorations? Already up, weekend after thanksgiving :) 6. What is your favorite holiday dish? Honey Glazed Ham mmmmmm 7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child: waking up early opening presents :) 8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? Day 1 (Christian :)) 9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Yes, just 1 10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? blue & silver bulbs this year 11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Don't live in that weather ????? 12. Can you ice skate? Nope 13. Do you remember your favo

Christmas Tree
Hey, check out the Christmas tree on my page; just scroll down some, it's there near the bottom. I think it's really cool and it doesn't cost you any fu-bucks either! :P Feel free to click on the link and add it to your page as well. Let everyone know you have it so you can see what they leave you and they can leave you a message as well. :) I hope you all get everything you ask for this year! :D xoxo

Christmas Away...for All Those In The Military
When I get down on my knees at night I pray to our Lord that you're safe tonight. And that on his birthday You will be at peace with no gun fire to disturb you feast. We send our love our prayers and wishes and we seriously hope that you don't do the dishes. With you in our minds and love in our hearts We wish you were home not in a country torn apart.

Christmas Videos
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Christmas Carols For The Psycolgically Challenged!! Lmfao!!
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers an

Christmas, South, 1866
Christmas, South, 1866 by Mary Eliza Perine Tucker Lambert Laughing, merry, childish voices, Woke us in their eager glee, When the rosy blush of morning In the east we scarce could see: Surely, ne'er a Christmas morning Was so cold and drear as this; Can it be our hearts are frozen With the sere frost's icy kiss? Ah, stern want and desolation Has a heavy, heavy hand, And no mirth should ever issue From beneath the iron band. Now the voices draw still nearer - Bless the children, all are here! "Mother, don't weep, they won't mind it; Oh, God help thee, mother, dear!" One by one they took their stockings, Gazed upon the store, then turned: "Sissie," said the bravest rebel, "Did Santee have his cotton burned?" "Hush, hush, Buddie; don't say nothing; Just see how poor mamma cries." Now the repentant Buddy To his mother's bedside hies - "I'm so sorry, mother, darling: When I'm grown you shan't be poor; I'll write for the Yankee papers,

Christmas Carols 4 The Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Sl

Christmas Shopping
The doorbell rings, insistent and buzzing in your ears as you roll over and look at the clock. It's still early, who could be coming at this hour? You pull on your robe, and drag your still-sleeping ass to the door to see who it is. It's a delivery man, bringing you a special "package" that you ordered online late last night. Shocked, you take the package and thank him. You go to shut the door, and he stops it with his hand. "Sorry, miss...but you ordered the 'special' delivery? I am here to show you all the features of our new model" Your heartbeat quickens, your face flushes, and suddenly you realize that you are naked beneath your robe. It's barely clinging to your flesh, making you feel exposed under his gaze. He steps forward, nimbly grabbing the package from your hands and closes the door. He opens the box, and pulls out the most amazing vibrator you've ever seen. You can feel his eyes pass over your body, lingering on your barely-concealed breasts as they heave with your shor

The Christmas Card
The Christmas card By Eric Ethan I sat down at my computer tonight to type the poem of dreams of people forgot I look out the window to see it snowing as it was coming down hard and more to come. I look at a picture of Christmas card where you see the town full of Christmas cheer With the lights hung up in a long the sidewalks and different big ornaments hung on the lights poles, In middle of the town square there is a big Christmas tree with different lights and ornments hung and the star shining so bright. A group of people being led by a choir decorated sing joy of Christmas carols As I look at that I want to share this Christmas card with a friend I miss so much To tell how cool a holiday is when you look at a Christmas cards and think of joy that bring joy in that heart and never forgot the coolest holiday around. The End

Christmas Survey
1. Get kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow? since we haven't had snow since MS State won a bowl game I guess I better say mistletoe 2. Santa or Rudolph? Santa 3. Stocking or presents? stockings 4. Egg nog or hot cider? egg not 5. Angel or star? Angel 6. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside? tree 7. Warm cozy fires or sleigh ridees? Warm Fires 8. Family time or friend time? family 9. Expensive presents or presents that come from the heart heart 10. Snow ball fight or snowman? fight 11. Coal or present? present 12. Open presents quick or slow? SLOW 13. Diamonds or rubies? emeralds!!! :) 14. Caroling or Christmas stories? christmas stories... i can't sing 15. Snowy days or ice days? snow...HATE ice 16. Red or Green? RED...OMG...you ought to hear the story of the red light i put outside my front door one christmas!!!!! QUESTIONS 1. Best Christmas present received? harley jacket. 2. Whats the numb

Christmas Tree Virus
Don't know about this, I got this out of my bulletins this morning...but I not takeing any chances, and I'm chopping down my tree, I want to thank you for the gifts that you sent!!! I rather be safe than sorry!!!!! i got this from myspace profile and wanted to all friends of fubar know bout this X-mas tree virus.. read this and let me know what you think... Body: X-MAS TREE VIRUS MA-001.121998: Christmas Tree Virus Original Issue Date: 23rd December 1998 Overview MyCERT has received a report regarding a possible virus attack from a program called TREE.EXE, that may be infected by a CIH virus. This is a program where you decorate a Christmas tree, but after running it, it will remain dormant until the 26th Dec when it will wipe out anything in your hard drive. It is known to spread through email attachments. Virus Name: CIH Virus Alias: W95.CIH, PE_CIH, CIHV, SPACEFILLER, VIN32 Primary targets: 32-bit Windows 95/98/NT executable files Background C

Christmas Spirit Anyone?
In a few short weeks christmas will nearly be upon us...and a year will have past since my ex-husband told me he wanted a divorce. One week before Christmas, my life was turned completely upside down. I tried to convince him that we could work through it for week. Then on Christmas Eve I told him I was going to stay with his parents for awhile. His response, "alright then, my friend will move in here." Suddenly I realized how serious he was and I had just become somewhat homeless. I left the apartment that day only to return a few times more to gather belongings. So why am I telling you all of this? Because I am trying to keep myself from going insane and having an emotional breakdown. I have managed to put up some Xmas decorations, but cannot bring myself to put up the tree. Why can't I take that step? Maybe because I'll be the only one putting gifts under it...no one will be putting any under it for me. As I am starting to lose focus, I will wrap this up. As crappy

Christmas Eve
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin