Chinese Wisdom
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with

Chinese Horoscope
OX You may be feeling possessive early this week. Don't listen to gossip. Pets and young children may need extra attention midweek. Events Wednesday through Friday may require big emotional adjustments. You can alienate people if you insist on being right in every little detail. Sexual energy is high on Saturday. Romantic encounters can be very rewarding. Make an effort to tell your sweetheart how you truly feel. Sunday is the best day for innovative home projects and spending time with family. RAT An optimistic attitude will bring good luck on Monday. Tuesday is good for detective work, research, or investigating anything you must get to the bottom of. Expect some stressful communications midweek. Stay calm; it will pass. Thursday is best for making practical decisions and focusing on work. Invite friends to share a meal on Friday. Sexual and creative energies are strong this weekend. Sunday brings the best opportunity to work out detailed goals and plans for many weeks to co

012608 Chinese Horoscope
Things could be little hectic and unpredictable for you today. Instead of looking for a safe haven away from the chaos, maintain your calm and work through things at your own pace. Sometimes comfort and security can become mundane and boring, so taking some calculated risks from time to time will keep you on your toes. Your luck numbers for today are 4 and 13.

Chinese Mah Jiang
How To Play Mah Jiang (Written by Aussie Teacher) Mah Jaing (Mah Jong) is an age-old Chinese game that has been played by millions. Some play just for the fun and to ‘kill time’, while others take the game very serious and play to win or lose a lot of money. As a ‘western’ guy who is married to a Chinese woman and lives and works in china, I found I had to learn the games or else face countless hours, and some times days, of being left bored and alone while my family enjoyed a game. For that reason I felt compelled to try and write a basic English version of the Chinese rules so maybe you too can enjoy, or at least understand, the game. Not being an expert at the game, I will not go into great detail on some of the ‘finer points’ of the game as even I still am confused by some of it like when people double or else go out when someone else gets given a tile to make ‘4-of-a-kind’. I will try my best to give some understanding to that rule, but can’t guarantee it will be full

A Chinese Proverb About Money So True!
* With money you can buy a house, but not a home. * With money you can buy a clock, but not time. * With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. * With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. * With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health. * With money you can buy a position, but not respect. * With money you can buy blood, but not life. * With money you can buy sex, but not love.

Chineese Proverbs Lol
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wif

Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I>> sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.'>>>> The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you>> today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me>> sex.>> That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'>>>> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say, I feel>> great. I be work soon.....you got nice house.'>

China Under Pressure Over Darfur
China under pressure over Darfur Mr Spielberg's decision is a high-profile blow to Olympic organisers China faces more pressure over Darfur, following director Steven Spielberg's decision to withdraw as a Beijing Olympics advisor over the issue. A UK daily has published a letter from 80 Nobel laureates and artists urging Beijing to help end the conflict. China has remained quiet on the issue. Neither the foreign ministry nor Olympics organisers have formally responded to Mr Spielberg's move. But US-based diplomats said that it was not fair to link China with Darfur. "As the Darfur issue is neither an internal issue of China, nor is it caused by China, it is completely unreasonable, irresponsible and unfair for certain organisations and individuals to link the two as one," a statement from China's Washington embassy said. OLYMPICS ROW Famous names involved in advising the Olympics include director Zhang Yimou and Kung Fu star Jackie Chan Hollywood stars Mia

Chinese Astrology
Chinese Horoscope, The Twelve Animal Signs, Sixty-Year Cycle of the Chinese Zodiac, Chinese Lunar Calendar Chinese Horoscope Astrology is one of the earliest Chinese arts, most people in the West today are familiar with its 12 animal signs, but it has been influencing the lives of the Chinese centuries ago. Chinese horoscope is based upon philosophical or even mathematical conception of existence, though today it no longer plays such an important role in affairs of state, and yet it still absorbs the interest of millions of people all over the world. Chinese invented a system named Jikkan Junishi (literally 10 stems and 12 branches). The 10 heavenly stems referred yin-yang principles and the elements of wood, fire, earth, metal and water. The 12 earthly branches included 12 animals: the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog and wild boar. The 10 stems and 12 branches were used together to create a cycle of 60 two-symbol combinations. The comp

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car, get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car, get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife a grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *

Chinese Zodiac
THE DOG Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail to rescue you time after time. They may rant and rave, but they never rest until they right the wrong. They are true humanitarians and suffer with the world.In spite of their concern for others,social graces and fancy parties do not impress them. Having sharp eyes, they will see through people's motives. They are quite private about their personal lives and someone prying into their affairs make them secretive and withdrawn. Once you gain their confidence, they open up freely. Once Dogs classify you, they rarely change their minds. There are few in-betweens. Dogs perceive things either in black or white. You are either friend or enemy. Luckily, they are good judges of character and have superb insight into human nature. Dogs are tolerant of their friends. Before they approve of you, the friendship must de

Chinese Man Burnt Alive For "not Washing Feet"
Chinese man burnt alive for "not washing feet" Wed Mar 12, 10:19 AM ET A Chinese bride burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday. "Wang and his wife, Luo, were married on February 2. The couple, however, frequently fought over trivial things while still on their honeymoon," the official Xinhua news agency quoted a local newspaper as saying. The couple, from the central province of Hubei, had another fight on the night of March 4, "and in frustration they together drank a bottle of liquor to ease their anger". "At about 10 p.m., Luo watched her husband get into bed without cleaning or washing his feet. In a fit of anger and intoxication, she set fire to the sheet he was sleeping in," the report said. "When he awoke, the two began fighting before a very drunk Wang collapsed. As fire engulfed the bedroom. Luo escaped to the living room, leaving her other half to burn," it added.

Chinese Riddle
Home from work, time to get my sleep sauce on. I'm hungry, tired...tired....more tired.....and uhhh....so this is going to be short...and by 'short' I mean not long. Now you may say, "well the shortitude is relative to the longitudeness" or you may not say this...either way you are right. That brings me to my next point: Since the dawn of time, man has struggled with the idea of which came first; the chicken or the egg. The answer is neither. Now to solve the next great mystery: Why do all the toys in cereal boxes suck? This is a three part answer 1. First off The good shit is expensive (like drugs)...that's why every god damn toy in my Fruity Pebbles is made in China. China is great at making shitty crap & commie neighbors ....nothing else...Oh! and people and ridiculously long walls...NowWwW nothing else... 2. Like a black man dating an Asian; the good prize just won't fit. As a youth I often found myself suckered in by C

China Now Top Carbon Polluter
By Roger Harrabin BBC Environment analyst File photo of a chemical plant in Jilin province, China, December 2007 The new research suggests China's emissions were underestimated. China has already overtaken the US as the world's "biggest polluter", a report to be published next month says. The research suggests the country's greenhouse gas emissions have been underestimated, and probably passed those of the US in 2006-2007. The University of California team will report their work in the Journal of Environment Economics and Management. They warn that unchecked future growth will dwarf any emissions cuts made by rich nations under the Kyoto Protocol. The team admit there is some uncertainty over the date when China may have become the biggest emitter of CO2, as their analysis is based on 2004 data. Until now it has been generally believed that the US remains "Polluter Number One". Next month's University of California report warns that unless China radically chan

China Quake Death Toll Rises Above 8,700
By WILLIAM FOREMAN, Associated Press Writer 17 minutes ago CHENGDU, China - A powerful earthquake toppled buildings, schools and a chemical plant Monday in central China, killing more than 8,700 people and trapping untold numbers in mounds of concrete, steel and earth in the worst quake in three decades. The 7.9-magnitude quake devastated a region of small cities and towns set amid steep hills north of Sichuan's provincial capital of Chengdu. Striking in midafternoon, it emptied office buildings across the country in Beijing and could be felt as far away as Vietnam. Snippets from state media and photos posted on the Internet underscored the immense scale of the devastation. In the town of Juyuan, south of the epicenter, a three-story high school collapsed, burying as many as 900 students and killing at least 50, Xinhua said. Photos showed people using cranes, mechanical hoists and their hands to remove slabs of concrete and steel. Buried teenagers struggling to break fre

China Quake Toll 'to Top 50,000'
China quake toll 'to top 50,000' The town of Yingxiu in Wenchuan County Enlarge Image More than 50,000 people may have died in the earthquake that devastated parts of China on Monday, state media say. The warning came after the government confirmed the death toll had risen to 19,500, as rescue efforts continue to search for thousands still trapped. About 10 million people across Sichuan province have been directly affected by the 7.9 quake, the media said. China is mobilising 30,000 extra troops to Sichuan to help the 50,000 already involved in rescue efforts. Beijing says it will accept foreign aid and has agreed to help from rescue teams from Japan and its rival Taiwan. Rescue teams pull woman from rubble of collapsed building Correspondents say the death toll, which rose from 14,866 on Wednesday, is expected to rise further as rescue workers dig more victims out of collapsed buildings. People are still being found alive - an 11-year-old

China Says Death Toll In Quake More Than 51,000
By AUDRA ANG, Associated Press Writer 41 minutes ago .. --> end storyhdr --> BEICHUAN, China - China said the death toll from last week's powerful earthquake jumped to more than 51,000, as it appealed Thursday for millions of tents to shelter homeless survivors. The confirmed number of dead rose to 51,151 — a jump of almost 10,000 from the day before — Cabinet spokesman Guo Weimin told a news conference. Another 29,328 people remained missing and nearly 300,000 were hurt in the May 12 quake centered in Sichuan province, he said. The disaster also left 5 million people homeless and leveled more than 80 percent of the buildings in some remote towns and villages areas near the epicenter. In bigger cities whole apartment blocks collapsed or are now too dangerous to live in because of damage and worries about aftershocks. "We need more than 3.3 million tents," Foreign Ministry spokesman Qin Gang told reporters, adding that 400,000 tents have already been delivered. It was

China Quake Zone Braced For Rain
China quake zone braced for rain There are fears that lakes created by the earthquake could burst. Enlarge Image China's earthquake zone has been warned to prepare for heavy rains which could hamper further relief efforts. There are concerns that construction of temporary shelters for five million homeless could be delayed, while water levels in dams and lakes remain high. A 5.8 magnitude aftershock hit the area on Sunday, and was felt in Beijing, though there were no reports of damage. State TV said one person was killed and several hundred injured in the tremor, which further damaged buildings. It was one of the strongest of about 8,000 aftershocks detected since the 7.9 quake on 12 May. The tremor thought to be the biggest, measuring 6.0, came six days after the quake and killed three people and injured more than 1,000. Earlier a survivor was pulled from the rubble in Mianzhu, more than 11 days after the quake, state TV said. Eighty-year-ol

Chinese Noodles With Sesame
1 tsp red pepper flakes 1 tsp sesame oil 1/4 cup alfalfa sprouts 1/2 cup thinly sliced carrots 3 cloves fresh garlic, minced 1 tsp grated ginger 1/4 cup thinly sliced scallions 1/2 cup thinly sliced red peppers 1 Tbsp peanut butter 2 Tbsp low sodium soy sauce 2 cups cooked thin spaghetti noodles Directions: In a small saucepan, combine peanut butter, soy sauce, sesame oil, garlic, and ginger. Bring to a boil and reduce heat. Simmer for 3 to 5 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients in a bowl and pour hot peanut-sesame dressing over vegetable and pasta mixture. Can be eaten immediately or chilled and served cold.

Chin Apple Game
1 Create two teams of equal size. 2 Line them up side by side. 3 Give an apple to one person on each team on the same end of the line for both teams. 4 They must hold the apple under their chin, and pass it to the person's chin next to them. 5 The apple goes from chin to chin with no hands across from left to right. (or right to left) 6 First team to get the apple to the opposite side of the line, wins. Dropping the apple, or using of hands is an automatic disqualification. This game can also be done with a small pumpkin at Halloween, a large plastic egg at easter, or other items you might find that you can hold with your chin.

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Chinese Vegetables In Chicken Broth
Chinese Vegetables in Chicken Broth Contributed by Jocelyn Stallworth Thames, Beatrice, Alabama. Serving: Serves: 4 Cook Time: 15 minutes Total Time: 40 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1/2 cup sliced onions 2 tablespoons butter 1 small can bean sprouts 1 small can water chestnuts, sliced, drained 3 pimentos, sliced 1 cup chopped celery 1/2 cup chicken broth 1 small can mushrooms, drained 3 tablespoons cornstarch 1/4 cup water 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons soy sauce, or to taste hot cooked rice or Chinese noodles 1/4 cup chopped almonds DIRECTIONS: In a large skillet over medium heat, sauté onions in butter; add bean sprouts, water chestnuts, sliced pimento, celery, chicken broth and mushrooms. Dissolve cornstarch in the water and add to the vegetable mixture along with the salt and soy sauce. Lower heat and cook 25 minutes. Serve over rice or Chinese noodles. Sprinkle with almonds.

Chinas Fur..whats Wrong With You People?
so every year china kills more than 2 million cats and dogs.. 75% of their sales are sent to north america...and labeled as asian jackal or rabbit fur... now why is it completely okay for us to wear rabbit? we all know if we saw cat or dog on the label that wed never buy it...but if we see rabbit were like eh? who cares! bitches i care! lol fuck this shit...its just like their food being labeled as some steak when its most likely kitty! those fruit cakes need to realize that no animal needs to go through that pain just to be worn.. wear your own skin you friggin assholes!

Chinese Drag Queens
chinese drag queens.... ever see one oh i have and this chick?? Dude!!!! even a walking thing just makes me wanna throw it in the meat grinder and have it try for a different look....!!

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Chinese Chicken Salad With Tangelo Vinaigrette
*Submitted by the sexiful Penny Dreadful who is not Chinese, but her salad is.* There's really no story here, other than this is my mom's recipe and I like making it for parties because it disappers like lightning. Head of cabbage, chopped Head of Romaine, chopped Package of Slaw mix as much chicken as you like (grilled or baked) 6 stalks celery, diced 3 long green onions, sliced 1 package almond slivers, toasted Tangelo Vinaigrette: I Tangelo, squeezed, or pureed Honey Rice vinager Sesame Oil Fresh Garlic Black pepper Parsley Sea salt Mix to dressing to taste... Toss and Tada!

Chinese Ghost Festival Aka Zhōngyuánjié
The Ghost Festival (simplified Chinese: 中元节; traditional Chinese: 中元節; pinyin: zhōngyuánjié) is a traditional Chinese festival and holiday, which is celebrated by Chinese in many countries. In the Chinese calendar (a lunisolar calendar), the Ghost Festival is on the 15th night of the seventh lunar month. In Chinese tradition, the thirteenth day of the seventh month in the lunar calendar is called Ghost Day and the seventh month in general is regarded as the Ghost Month (鬼月), in which ghosts and spirits, including those of the deceased ancestors, come out from the lower realm. During the Qingming Festival the living descendants pay homage to their ancestors and on Ghost Day, the deceased visit the living. On the thirteenth day the three realms of Heaven, Hell and the realm of the living are open and both Taoists and Buddhists would perform rituals to transmute and absolve the sufferings of the deceased. Intrinsic to the

China And Japan Defend Their Athens Olympic Titles
China's Xian Dongmei defended her Athens gold after beating An Kum-ae of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) with a yuko in the Women's Judo -52kg weight class, and Japan's Uchishiba Masato held on to his Olympic title in the Men's -66kg division by defeating Benjamin Darbelet with an ippon at the Beijing Science and Technology University Gymnasium on August 10. Women's -52kg China's Xian Dongmei, the defending Judo -52kg Olympic gold medalist, defeated An Kum-ae from the (DPRK) with a yuko to claim her second Olympic title. Xian, 33, returned to the tatami after giving birth to her first child last year. Just ten months after giving birth, she won a gold medal at the Super World Cup in Paris and World Cup in Budapest, Hungary, in 2008. "It is unforgettable and not easy to get it again," said Xian Dongmei about her gold medal. "It is really very special because I won it in front of my home (crowd). It is also special because after four years I also became a mother and I

China Divers Go 2-for-2 At Beijing Olympics
The Chinese divers are in perfect sync with their Olympic expectations. The host country made it 2-for-2 in one of its favorite sports when Lin Yue and Huo Liang won the men’s 10-meter synchronized title on Monday, spurred on by their chanting, flag-waving fans at the Water Cube. The Chinese is always the leading, taking gold with a mark of 468.18 points. Germany rallied for the silver at 450.42, leaving Russia to settle for bronze at 445.26—just 0.42 ahead of fourth-place Australia. As the same arena where Michael Phelps is trying to win eight gold medals, the Chinese have hopes of a similar sweep in the eight diving events. No country has won that many diving golds, but the Chinese are a quarter of the way there and look unstoppable. Lin and Huo set the tone in the very first round with a forward dive in the pike position that barely rippled the water, receiving one perfect 10 and a string of 9.5s. They had they joint really rockin’ in the next round with their inward pike dive,

Chinese Boxer Have Given New Fans A Reason To Cheer
Chinese Boxer Gives New Fans a Reason to Cheer Boxing is a relatively new sport in China, but quickly gaining in popularity. The government banned it for years, because it was too brutal and capitalist, and changed its mind only in 1986, when the Chinese medal-counters realized that boxing, with 11 weight classes, is one of those sports, like rowing or canoeing, that offer multiple opportunities for trips to the victor’s stand. The national program still has a way to go. On Wednesday, the Chinese heavyweight Nijiati Yushan, who won the bronze at the 2007 world championship, got thumped, 23-4, by the Russian Oleksandr Usyk. But the Chinese team has a serious medal contender in the flyweight Zou Shiming, and on Wednesday his countrymen showed up in force to support him. Unlike most of the other Olympic venues, which were built for the Games, the Workers’ Gym, a big circular building, has been around for a half-century. It has a pleasingly proletarian feel — perfect for boxing — and ol

China Has Won The Fourth Gold In Diving
China won its fourth gold medal in diving on Wednesday after Wang Feng and Qin Kai took first in the men’s synchronized three-meter springboard, outperforming the second-place Russians by more than 50 points. The Americans Chris Colwill and Jevon Tarantino nearly won the bronze medal, but Tarantino botched his entry in the final dive, a reverse three-and-a-half somersault, and they slipped to fourth. Ukraine won the bronze medal. “This hurts really bad right now — to be so close, especially with the synchro thing, I think sometime someone feels like it’s their fault,” Tarantino said. “But it’s not. It’s a team.” The United States has not won a medal in diving in Beijing, consistently placing fourth and fifth. In Athens in 2004, Americans did not win any diving medals for the first time in nearly 100 years. China, on the other hand, is dominating the sport, having won all four of the medal events so far. Four events remain, in individual diving. “The Olympic Games are in Beijing a

China Is 5-for-5 In Diving With Guo’s Gold Medal
? Guo Jingjing has won a gold medal on 3-meter springboard diving at the Beijing Olympics, becoming the most decorated female diver with her sixth career medal. Guo totaled 415.35 points Sunday to defend her title from four years ago in Athens and make China 5-for-5 in diving at these games. Guo and partner Wu Minxia teamed to win the women’s 3-meter synchronized title last weekend. Guo surpassed countrywoman Fu Mingxia, who won five medals during her Olympic career. Julia Pakhalina of Russia took the silver at 398.60. Wu earned the bronze at 389.85. Reference: http://www.sterlingtiffany.com

China, Us Go On To Win The Gymnastics Medals
Two days after going 1-2 in the all-around, Olympic champion Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson added to their collection on Sunday. Johnson won the silver on floor exercise, while Liukin took the bronze. Throw in the silvers they won in the team competition, and the Americans have three gymnastics medals each. The Chinese men, meanwhile, don’t leave the warm-up gym unless there’s some gold to be gotten. Xiao Qin took the gold on pommel horse, hardly a surprise considering he’s won the last three world titles in the event, while little Zou Kai took advantage of errors by favorites Diego Hypolito and Marian Dragulescu to win the floor exercise. China has won all four men’s gold medals up for grabs so far. Romania’s Sandra Izbasa won the women’s floor title while Hong Un Jong took gold on vault. The U.S. women didn’t come to the Beijing Games with quite the same pressure as the Chinese men, who have won seven of the last eight world titles, but had only one Olympic gold to go with it. S

China’s Leaders Urge Hurdler Liu On To Glory
BEIJING (Reuters) - China’s leaders have thrown their support behind Liu Xiang, the champion hurdler who stunned the nation with his abrupt departure from the Beijing Olympics, urging him to overcome injury and return to “glory.” Liu was the host nation’s best hope of an athletics gold medal at the Beijing Olympics and his pained withdrawal from the 110m hurdles on Monday was a huge blow in a country where his image hangs on countless billboards. In a sign of the national prestige invested in the hurdler, Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping sent Liu a “get well” message, state media reported on Tuesday. The ruling Communist Party’s leadership had been “very concerned about Liu Xiang’s injury, and hopes he will receive swift treatment and soon heal,” said the message from Xi issued by Xinhua news agency. “Everyone will understand why Liu Xiang had to abandon competition due to injury, and we hope he will cast aside mental burdens and settle his mind on overcoming injury,” said Xi, fav

China’s Liu Quits From The Olympic Race
This, however, was far from any old setting. This was the Bird’s Nest, the 91,000-seat centerpiece of the Olympics. The Beijing Olympics. And this was a moment, shortly before lunchtime Monday, that Liu’s country of 1.3 billion had anticipated for years: China’s only track and field superstar—one of China’s most recognizable faces, period—competing to defend his 110-meter hurdles title at home. And it ended after all of two full strides. Liu pushed out of his crouch, planted his left foot, then his right, then landed again on his left and began hopping on the good leg, dragging his bad one, as a second gun sounded to signal a false start by another runner. No one is disqualified by an initial false start, but Liu immediately tore the piece of paper with his number off each leg and headed for a tunnel, stepping gingerly all the way. He left the stadium without speaking to reporters; China’s track and field coach, Feng Shuyong, relayed that his hurdler was “very depressed.” Feng spok

Chinese Hinterland, Fertile With Field Hockey
They should probably be given at least partial credit for field hockey£¬ in addition to everything else the Chinese invented ¡ª ink, paper, movable type, gunpowder and the rest ¡ª ?The Olympic version of the game began to be codified in the late 19th century by the British, who exported it to their colonies. It is not an accident that many of the modern field hockey powers, like India, Pakistan and Australia, were all part of the empire. But for 1,000 years, the Daur people of Inner Mongolia have been playing a game called beikou, which entails whacking around a more-or-less-ball-like knob of apricot root with long wooden branches. For night games, there is an ignitable ball covered in felt. Much later, when the British version of field hockey came to China, the Daurs took it up instinctively and enthusiastically. Molidawa, a county seat, and the surrounding area is a seedbed of Chinese hockey talent. The local team has won five of the last 10 national championships, and the nationa

China Fulfills Its Wish For Olympic Domination
It came late Sunday afternoon, shortly before the Closing Ceremony, from boxer Zhang Zhilei in the super heavyweight division, and the only thing that did not seem entirely appropriate as Zhang collected his prize was that he had just finished second. Gold, not silver, was the color that defined these Games for the Chinese. They finished with 51 gold medals, the highest figure for any nation at an Olympics in 20 years, and they won them across a wider range of sports than any team in Beijing. “Here the message is clear; you’ve got to win,” said China’s fencing coach Christian Bauer, a Frenchman, in an interview last week with the French newspaper L’Equipe. “When you’ve got a gold medal here, you’re somebody. When you have a silver, you’re not.” The individual most defined by gold, of course, was Michael Phelps, whose eight gold medals included dramatic, too-close-to-call finishes in the 100-meter butterfly and the 4x100 freestyle relay. It will take an unimaginable effort to trump P

082708 Chinese Horoscope
This astral ambience may somewhat affect the health of numerous natives; in order to avoid all incident, think to take a copious breakfast before going to work; also, try to unwind. Don't let the hazards of the juncture, especially the social juncture, trouble your sentimental harmony. Above all, refrain from complaining. You'll be merry, warm, dynamic, and you'll communicate this enthusiasm to all people around you. Careerwise, your imagination and creativity will work wonders.

Chinese Astrology By Sondra Aka Babs
Paul is [Metal] Horse, Sondra is [Water] Tiger The Horse and Tiger make an excellent match. The wild Horse feels an immediate kinship with the fun-loving Tiger. Both share a love of sports, nature and parties. They are also extremely active, and will have no trouble skipping sleep in favor of fun. The Horse will probably follow the Tiger’s lead, but won’t fail to speak up when he or she disagrees with the big cat’s direction. The one thing that could potentially put a damper on this romance is the Horse and Tiger’s mutual love of freedom. The thought of settling down fills both signs with terror. If they can overcome their twin fear of commitment, these two could form a bond that lasts a lifetime. As friends, the Horse and Tiger have tons of fun. These two make ideal travel companions, and will probably enjoy going to far-flung places that involve an element of danger. Since both signs love their freedom, they may want to keep separate hotel rooms, just so they can maintain a com

China's Diva!
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The Chinese Had It Right
I plan on discussing the Lessons for Women in particular Chapter II Husbands and wives and their relationship. If a Husband be unworthy than a wife cannot serve him as she must, likewise if a wife be unworthy she is not able to serve her husband. This is a relationship that is locked deep within yin and yang. A wife and husband are linked. A man is the head of the household and should be treated as such. A wife has her place behind the scenes. A man should discuss decisions with his wife but it is his opinion that they should follow should they disagree. This allows the wife and husband both to know where the blame lay should the decision should be a bad one. The wife will not nag or say “I told you so.” She shouldn’t have to if the husband fails he knows what he did was wrong. In the same aspect she should work just as diligently as before and not hold the bad decision against her husband but understand that things could be worse, she understands that her husband has learne

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Chinese Chicken Salad
CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD 3 tablespoons hoisin sauce 2 tablespoons peanut butter 2 tablespoons brown sugar 3/4 teaspoon hot chile paste 1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger 3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar 1 tablespoon sesame oil 1 lb boneless chicken breast 16 (3 1/2-inch square) wonton wrappers, shredded 4 cups romaine lettuce, torn, washed and dried 2 cups shredded carrots 1 bunch green onions 1/4 cup chopped cilantro cooking spray Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Whisk together the hoisin sauce, peanut butter, brown sugar, chile paste, ginger, vinegar and sesame oil. Grill or boil chicken until cooked then cool and slice. Spray a large shallow pan with vegetable cooking spray. Arrange shredded won tons in a single layer and bake 20 minutes or until golden brown. Let cool. In a large bowl combine chicken, won tons, lettuce, carrots, green onions and cilantro. Toss with dressing and serve.

Chinese Fire Pot
1 lb Boneless beef sirloin, or beef round 1 lb Boned chicken breasts 1 lb Fish fillets 1 lb Medium shrimp 1 lb Chinese cabbage 1/2 lb Fresh forest mushrooms, or Cultivated mushrooms Lemon juice 2 pk Enoki mushrooms (3 1/2−oz packages) 3/4 lb Chinese pea pods 2 bn Green onions 2 bn Spinach 8 oz Canned water chestnuts drained and sliced 8 oz Canned bamboo shoots drained and sliced 4 cn Chicken broth (13 3/4−oz cans) Sweet−and−sour sauce Soy sauce Prepared hot Chinese mustard 1/4 lb Fine egg noodles; cooked Cilantro or chives; chopped (optional) It is not necessary to use all ingredients listed here as long as you offer an interesting blend of meats, fish and vegetables. Other meats and vegetables can be substituted, if desired. Place beef, chicken and fish in freezer and chill until firm to touch but not frozen. Slice beef and chicken in strips 1/4−inch thick and about 2 inches long. Cut fish into 3/4−inch cubes. Shell and devei

Chinese Wedding Night
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WTF is wrong with china? i wont even say that im not reffering to EVERYONE in china because i think i am! fuck i think ive turned racist against chinese people! i just so have to fucking blog about this because china has done too much harm not only against filipinos but to other countries too. first the lead scandal! why do u put this fucking poisonous stuff in childrens toys!?!? do you know how many babies got sick because of this! why does almost everything have to be fucking made in china! and the melamine scandal! why do u use this stuff on milk?! even in infants formula? you guys are fucking sick! you dont care about the health of people, all you chinese people care about are yourselves! oh and the animal cruelty your doing?! YOUR MINDS ARE TWISTED!!! (check out my "reality" album) and this goes out to all the people who think animal cruelty is ok. Ive got two words for you china Karma Bitch!

Chinese Dissident Bao Tong Speaks Out
On Fuxing Road in western Beijing is a vast Soviet-style building that proudly houses old jets, tanks and ships — all memorials to the various military conflicts faced by the People's Republic of China. But just around the corner, in a typical middle-class housing complex, is an unwelcome reminder of how the country manages its political conflicts. On the sixth floor of an apartment building there lives a veteran of the opaque, unforgiving world of Chinese statecraft. Bao Tong, 76, was a top aide and speechwriter for the secretary of the Chinese Communist Party in the 1980s. Now he lives under virtual house arrest, his every move observed, every visitor screened by a handful of guards, every conversation presumably monitored. The Communist Party would clearly like him to fade into oblivion, to live out the rest of his days caring for his goldfish and taking walks in the park. But Bao Tong has no intention of going out quietly. (See pictures of China on the wild side.) Over the pa

Chinese Sick Leave
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Chinese New Year- Paper Yoyo
Paper Chinese Yo-Yo This really works! Make it from wrapping paper and a dowel. Thanks go to Joan of New York for this project. You need: 1/8" or 1/4" Dowel Roll of wrapping paper Tape or Glue Instructions: Cut a strip of wrapping paper 7' long by 4" wide. Glue or tape one end of the strip to the dowel at the end. Roll the paper tightly around the dowel. To use, hold the dowel and flick your wrist in an upward motion. Paper will yo-yo out and back in.

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China Grove Says.......
By now, most of you know that this site made some adjustments to this site so that if you rate pictures too fast, you'll get the "sorry, you're rating too fast -- ignored!" message. While most people are used to it by now and some people prefer it this way, others are still peeved by this course of action because for a lot of people this is their main avenue of earning points for leveling purposes. We have been told that with so many people rating at an expeditiously fast pace due to the "EZ Rate" pics that many members have, the server slows down the site and the powers to be slowed down the time intervals allowed between rates to compensate and allow the server to catch up. I for one disagree with this explanation and will offer my reasons for such. I first suspected there were ulterior motives involved when the picture rates were slowed down AND the Secret Admirer game was introduced. My first thought was that if they were hurting for server speed and slowed down the picture rate

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Chinese Horoscope Rat 03/16/09 Week
Rat - This Week You may be coping with an extremely restless and unsettled energy early this week. The seeds of change are in the air. Work to finish what you start midweek. The Equinox on Friday is a powerful time for any new beginning. Visualize what you want in your life. Write it down. Post it where you see it daily and believe it's possible! Good ideas are everywhere on Saturday. Enjoy visiting with friends far away on Sunday.

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China Unveils Fleet Of Submarines In Bid To Build Global Trust
• Nuclear craft a cause for concern in US and Japan• First public show to mark 60th anniversary of navy Tania Branigan in Beijing The Guardian, Wednesday 22 April 2009 Article history China will unveil its nuclear submarines this week at an international fleet review marking the 60th anniversary of its navy, official media reported yesterday. The first known public appearance of the craft, off the northern port of Qingdao, will underscore the growing might of the People's Liberation Army navy and its attempts to build goodwill by increasing transparency. China's nuclear submarines have gained prominence lately thanks to participation in the fleet battling pirates off the coast of Somalia - the first active mission outside the Pacific - and a confrontation with the US in the South China Sea last month. The Chinese navy's commander, Admiral Wu Shengli, said the celebrations, which would include 21 ships from 14 foreign countries, would show hi

Chinese Government Forces Citizens To Smoke Cigarettes
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Chinese Fur Farms
I know its a lot to read, but its worth the cause!!!! There's a link to a video below this, I suggest you watch it. If you're faint of heart, then you probably shouldn't, but to get an idea of what kind of tourture these animals are going through take a look. This is WRONG, and these people should be STOPPED IMEDIATELY!! When undercover investigators made their way onto Chinese fur farms recently, they found that many animals are still alive and struggling desperately when workers flip them onto their backs or hang them up by their legs or tails to skin them. When workers on these farms begin to cut the skin and fur from an animal's leg, the free limbs kick and writhe. Workers stomp on the necks and heads of animals who struggle too hard to allow a clean cut. When the fur is finally peeled off over the animals' heads, their naked, bloody bodies are thrown onto a pile of those who have gone before them. Some are still alive, breathing in ragged gasps and blinking slowly. Some of th

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China Babies 'sold For Adoption'
Dozens of baby girls in southern China have reportedly been taken from parents who broke family-planning laws, and then sold for adoption overseas. An investigation by the state-owned Southern Metropolis News found that about 80 girls in one county had been sold for $3,000 (£1,800). The babies were taken when the parents could not pay the steep fines imposed for having too many children. Local officials may have forged papers to complete the deals, the report said. Unpopular policy Parents in rural areas are allowed two children, unlike urban dwellers who are allowed one. But if they have more than that, they face a fine of about $3,000 -several times many farmers' annual income. The policy is deeply unpopular among rural residents, says the BBC's Quentin Somerville in Beijing. Nearly 80 baby girls in a county in Guizhou province, in the south of the country, were confiscated from their families when their parents could not or would not pay the fine, Southern Metropolis News sa

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The friend that lives in Vanouver is "Jerry" he's chinese and i met him in 2005 when i was living in Australia. He spoke better english than australians(lols) We were introduced by this guy from Germany(met him at Kingsford Airport) Anyways it was pretty cool we had fun making fun of australians and ever since have been good friends.Jerry's first time in the USA was October of last year when he flew to vegas, i went and met him and boy did he love the USA. I knew he would, people always do. When you leave the USA and return from a foreign country, you realise how awesome and different our States are. The best thing i ever heard in my life was "welcome back to the United States" at LAX customs.

China Overtakes Us To Become World's Largest Auto Market
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In recent years, the rapid development of the smart phone market , new product after another , but the product homogeneity is also increasingly serious .Recently, the association together with China Mobile launched three new distinctive 3G smartphone - Lenovo A678t, A378t, A318t, these three products, with its colorful touch sensitive screen , high-performance processors and favorable contract prices and other advantages , want to break the field of smart phones homogenization cycle Among them, the Lenovo A678t has 5.0 inches IPS Colorful big screen Tablets PC whether watching movies , playing games , surfing the web will provide users with a stunning visual experience and extraordinary vision. Equipped with a 1.3GHz quad-core processor , the phone provides a strong impetus , even while running a large games and watch HD movies , can maintain smooth quality . Lenovo A678t equipped with Android 4.2 smartphone operating system, high-performance hardware configuration and sta

Chinese People Like To Celebrate Christmas Festival
    The best example of eating apples on Christmas Eve is the symbol that Mainland China accepted foreign holiday. “Apple”means safety for Chinese. Mainland of China celebrated Christmas this year, features more intense.   Beijing Foreign Studies University, Wu Kang group in the past few years would send some small gifts to children during the Christmas, but this year the gifts she chosen are a bit special, they are Santa Claus wearing Chinese brocade. And some people like to wear Korean fashion clothing and Japanese fashion clothing of Christmas style.   "I think it is more interesting to put Chinese and West things together," she said, "This Christmas, I found a lot of this kind of gifts in stores."   In sina microblogging, as a holiday entertainment, someone produced a long 35 seconds when the comedy show will be Christmas music "Jingle Bells (Jingle Bells)" to sing opera the way out of this program on the site this month which has got a lot reserved.   Weibo

Cơ Hội Nhận Học Bổng Cùng Teen Teen
Các học viên Teen Teen thân mến ! Những ngày gần đây, tại VTC Academy- Học viện về game, đã diễn ra một điều bất ngờ thú vị và “dậy sóng” cộng đồng học viên VTCA, đó là trong số hơn 300 học viên đến nhập học vào tháng 9 này thì có tới 35 học viên là game thủ Teen Teen(T2) chiếm số lượng “áp đảo” trong học viên của VTCA.Trước nhu cầu học làm game đang ngày càng lớn và “máu” làm game đang sôi sùng sục của các game thủ Teen Teen, Học viện đào tạo công nghệ và nội dung số VTC- VTC Academy, quyết định sẽ dành tặng riêng cho các game thủ T2 cơ hội nhận học bổng v&

Chinh Phục Phỏng Vấn Du Học Mỹ
Bạn đừng vội nghĩ cau hoi phong van du hoc my chỉ cốt yếu ở nội dung bạn trả lời câu hỏi của ban giám khảo. Không hẳn như thế đâu nhé bới ấn tượng ban đầu luôn khó quên nhất. Sự xuất hiện của bạn, cách bắt tay, cách nhìn thẳng, tư thế, thái độ là những yếu tố góp phần tạo nên một sự khởi đầu hoàn hảo. Ăn mặc nghiêm túc Trong bất cứ cuộc phỏng vấn nào, cách ăn mặc rất quan trọng. Thậm chí dù cuộc phỏng vấn chỉ để kiểm tra kiến thức và khả năng của bạn cũng như không quá chú trọng đến yếu tố ăn mặc thì tN

Chiến Tranh Thiên Hà Game Hot 2013
 Chiến Tranh Thiên Hà là game có đồ họa tương đối rất tốt với hình ảnh 2D nhưng tạo hình nhân vật, quái vật, công trình, mỏ, tài nguyên…trong game rất chi tiết, sắc nét mang đậm phong cách của dòng game khi phach anh hung huyền thoại StarCraft đủ để bạn bất ngờ.    Bạn có thể tải về game kim cuong cho mobile miễn phí.              Với lối chơi đơn giản không mất quá nhiều thời gian để làm quen, bạn chỉ cần tập trung vào việc xây dựng và tạo quân đội để chiến đấu, nâng cấp, xây dựng. Mở đầu khi vào game chiến tranh thiên hà , bạn sẽ được đưa đến

The Chioces Is Yours
You sitting there in the back seat of his car Hugging and kissing things went to far Your life is changed now forever more Your clothes don't fit anymore The choice that you make today Is one you will take to your grave To keep the child and raise it alone Hoping your parents let you move back home If you choose to give the child away This is your choice and you have the say If you choose to abort the child today You will have to live with it everyday So for all the girls out there I just want you to be aware Of the chances that you take Or if you will call it a mistake A decision now you must make Not only for the baby's sake As you look into your child's eyes You know what you feel deep down inside

Chiodos Love Song ♥
The fields are near and I won't trust the air with secrets. I can't stop holding this treasure in my arms. For all the water in the ocean could never turn this swan's legs from black to white. Let them say, let them say, let them say what they please. You won't be leaving my arms...ever, I promise you that. Even if you want me to let go, honey. Even if you want me to let go. You won't be leaving my arms...ever, I promise you that. Even if you want me to let go, honey. Even if you say the things that make me want to lose you. We went on drinking, celebrating something I looked at you and said that I'm forever yours You looked at me and said oh the idea of being in love The idea. The idea of being forever yours. You won't be leaving my arms...ever, I promise you that. Even if you want me to let go, honey. Even if you want me to let go. You won't be leaving my arms...ever, I promise you that. Even if you want me to let go, honey. Even if you say the things that

Chipotle Sauce
"This a smoky cream sauce that tastes great. Add a few tablespoons to any kind of burrito with rice and beans in it, or to a steak or chicken bowl. Very quick and easy to make and tastes great!" Original recipe yield: 8 servings. Prep Time: 2 Minutes Ready In: 2 Minutes Servings: 8 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup plain yogurt * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 2 teaspoons pureed chipotle peppers in adobo sauce DIRECTIONS: 1. In a small bowl, mix together the yogurt, mayonnaise, and chipotle peppers until smooth. Chill until serving.

Chipotle Chili Con Carne
Rich with nutrient-dense beans and vegetables, this is a Southwestern version of comfort food. Serve this flavorful dish with warm homemade corn bread. Ingredients: 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 tablespoon ground cumin 3/4 pound beef for stew, cut into 1-inch pieces Nonstick cooking spray 1 can (about 14 ounces) fat-free reduced-sodium beef broth 1 tablespoon minced canned chipotle chilies in adobo sauce, or to taste 1 can (14 1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained 1 large green bell pepper or 2 poblano chili peppers, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 2 cans (16 ounces each) pinto or red beans, rinsed and drained Chopped fresh cilantro (optional) Instructions: 1. Combine chili powder and cumin in medium bowl. Add beef and toss to coat. Coat large saucepan or Dutch oven with cooking spray; heat over medium heat. Add beef; cook 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add beef broth and chipotle chilies with sauce; bring to a boil. Reduce heat; cover and simmer 1 hour 15 minutes or unti

Chipotle Pork & Chicken Satay
Chipotle peppers lend a smoky, spicy flavor to the honey-sweetened barbecue sauce. They get their heat from capsaicin, a phytochemical with antibacterial and cancer risk-reducing properties Ingredients: 12 ounces pork tenderloin 12 ounces skinless, boneless chicken thighs 16 6-inch wooden skewers 1 recipe Chipotle Barbecue Sauce Instructions: 1. Trim fat from pork. Cut pork into 1-inch cubes. Cut chicken into 1-inch pieces. Thread 3 pork pieces on 8 of the skewers, leaving a 1/4-inch space between pieces. Thread 3 chicken pieces on each remaining skewer. Place skewers on tray. 2. Sprinkle salt and black pepper over pork and chicken. Cover with plastic wrap; chill for 15 minutes to 2 hours. Prepare Chipotle Barbecue Sauce. 3. Lightly grease the rack of an indoor electric grill or lightly coat with cooking spray. Preheat grill. Place the pork kabobs on the grill rack. If using a covered grill, close lid. Grill until meat is slightly pink in center and juices run clear

Chips Ahoy!® Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 4 hr 45 min Makes: 12 servings 1 pkg. (1 lb.) CHIPS AHOY! Real Chocolate Chip Cookies (42 cookies), divided 1/3 cup margarine or butter, melted 1 cup KRAFT Hot Fudge Microwavable Sundae Topping, divided 3 cups vanilla ice cream, divided 3 cups chocolate ice cream, divided 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 7 maraschino cherries CRUSH 30 of the cookies. Mix cookie crumbs and margarine; press 2/3 of the crumb mixture onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan or pie plate. Stand remaining 12 cookies around edge of pan. Microwave 3/4 cup of the sundae topping as directed on pkg.; drizzle onto bottom of crust. Freeze 15 min. SOFTEN 1-1/2 cups of each flavor of ice cream; spread, 1 layer at a time, over fudge layer in crust. Sprinkle with remaining crumb mixture. Scoop remaining ice cream into balls; place over crumb layer. FREEZE 4 hours or until firm. Microwave remaining 1/4 cup sundae topping as directed on pkg. Top dessert wit

Chip And Dales
WoW hell yeah I am going to T-Town tomorro night.. I am going to see the GEORGIOUS Chip and Dales.. Yes they are sexy.. I got V.I.P tickets so I am going to have some fun... I wish everyone could come with me.. If you are in the Texarkana area you should come to Shooters.. Other then that I got my hair cut today. I didnt think it was all that really. I wish I just didnt do anything to it. I will have pics later to show. I am real tired and there is nothing to do.. Well I am thinking of a name I could use on here I need a new Alis.. LOL.. I just dont know.. Well peace out.. MaMi

Chips
Why is it when you get a bag of chips there's always that one "bad" chip. The same goes for sunflower seeds but let's just stick with chips. I'm talking about that one chip wih the awful taste that makes you have to eat like 12 more chips to make that taste go away but that "bad" chip is always near the bottom of the bag so your cramming crumbs in your mouth and/or pouring the remains directly from the bag to your mouth and you chew feverishly because that "bad" chip ruined your otherwise wonderful chip eating experience.

Chip Away The Ice Covered Heart
It`s suddenly warming up inside this ice chest. The ice begins to melt dripping slowly down the body. A glitch in the system as the heart begins to beat. What is this feeling as the blood begins to rush. Heightened senses, emotions about to gush. Warmth running through every vain. No longer suffering from the freezing pain. Able to regain a grasp on life. A gift you`ve given me that shines through black bright. You`ll never know how much I .........

Chips, Sun Flower Seeds, Cookies
Ok what is it with people and chips, seeds, cookies. OMG. there is more to eat than that.

Chipotle Citrus Marinated Pork Tenderloin
2 pork tenderloins, about 1 pound each, halved crosswise 1 cup orange juice 6 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 6 cloves garlic, smashed 2 shallots, chopped 2 dried chipotle chilies, crushed into small pieces with your hands 1 tablespoon olive oil Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper 3/4 cup chicken stock 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 1 Trim the tenderloins of any excess fat and silver skin. Set in a small nonreactive baking dish. 2 Combine the orange juice, lemon juice, garlic, shallots and chilies in a small bowl and stir well. Pour over the tenderloins and let sit for 20 minutes at room temperature. 3 Preheat oven to 400 degrees. 4 Heat the olive oil in a large, ovenproof skillet over medium-high heat. Remove the tenderloins from the marinade, reserving the marinade. Wipe the tenderloins dry with a paper towel and season with salt and pepper. Add to the skillet and cook, turning as needed, for 4 to 5 minutes, until evenly browned. Transfer to the oven

Chippawa Tribe
Native Languages of the Americas: Chippewa (Ojibway, Anishinaabe, Ojibwa) Language:: The Ojibwe language--otherwise anglicized as Chippewa, Ojibwa or Ojibway and known to its own speakers as Anishinabe or Anishinaabemowin--is an Algonquian tongue spoken by 50,000 people in the northern United States and southern Canada. There are five main dialects of Ojibwe: Western Ojibwe, Eastern Ojibwe, Northern Ojibwe (Severn Ojibwe or Oji-Cree), Southern Ojibwe (Minnesota Ojibwe or Chippewa), and Ottawa (Odawa or Odaawa). The Ottawa have always been politically independent from the Ojibwe, but their language is essentially the same--speakers of all five dialects, including Ottawa, can understand each other readily. Many linguists also consider the Algonquin language to be an Ojibwe dialect, but it has diverged more and is difficult for Western Ojibwe speakers to understand. As its name suggests, Oji-Cree has borrowed many elements from Cree and is often written in the Cree syllabary rather th

Chipmunks N Starwars Dont Mix Lol!
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Chipotle-cinnamon Rub For Pork
Let me know what you think if you try it. 6 oz golden brown sugar 4 oz chipotle chili powder (do not use regular chili powder or you will lose smoki-ness) 2 oz ground cinnamon (preferably Ceylon-ese or Cassia) 1 oz freshly ground pepper (preferably a mix of black, green and pink peppercorns) 1 oz garlic powder (if you use garlic salt or granulated garlic use half the salt below) 4 tsp salt The ratio of sugar to chili regulates heat. Pepper adds heat to a lesser extent, but adds depth to the heat. Salt enhances flavor but it can be left out for a lo-sodium diet. Some additions to the second test: 1 TBSP fresh ground mustard seed 1 TBSP dry thyme

Chipotle Black Bean Enchiladas
Ingredients (use vegan versions): 12 corn tortillas 2 cup enchilada sauce 1 cup cheeze sauce 4 cup black beans 3 chipotle peppers canned in adobo sauce 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 1/2 cup water Directions: This is an easy enchilada recipe I came up with today. My friend really liked it, so I will share. Place black beans (rinse first if using canned), chipotle peppers (can use more if you like it HOT!), onion, pepper, and water in a large skillet. Heat over medium low heat, mashing beans and chipotle peppers to break them up, for about 15 minutes. Add a bit more water if you need to, it should have the constancy of refried beans but be more chunky. While the filling is being made, heat up the enchilada sauce. I make my own (tomato sauce, water, garlic powder, cumin, chili powder to taste). Pour about half of this in the bottom of a 9 by 13 or so pan to cover the bottom. Also prepare your cheeze if you are u

Chips Dip Chains And Handcuffs
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Biting92% Bondage83% Blind Folds83% Blood42% Whips42% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Chipotle Cashew Chicken With Brown Rice
1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons butter 1 large onion, 1/4 onion finely chopped, 3/4 thinly sliced 2 cups quick cooking brown rice 4 cups chicken stock 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 pounds chicken meat: tenders, boneless, skinless breasts or boneless, skinless thighs, cut into 2-inch pieces 2 tablespoons grill seasoning blend (recommended: Montreal Steak Seasoning blend by McCormick) 2 to 3 tablespoons tamari dark soy sauce, eyeball it 4 cloves garlic, chopped 1 red bell pepper, seeded and thinly sliced 10 to 12 water chestnuts, whole 1 cup frozen green peas 3 tablespoons chipotle in adobo (2 peppers and their sauce), available in cans on the international foods aisle or substitute 1 1/2 tablespoons ground chipotle powder 1 tablespoon ground cumin, a palm full 2 to 3 tablespoons honey, 2 healthy drizzles 1/4 to 1/3 cup real maple syrup, eyeball it 2 to 3 tablespoons chopped cilantro or parsley leaves, your preference 1 cup raw cashews In a medium p

Chipped Teeth And Hollow Eyes
I wonder if anything he ever said to me was real. Or original. Everything he [n]ever meant was quoted from someone else. A line stolen to fit the moment. A phrase to make it [epic] They asked me what had happened to me All I could say was- “I am lacking class… therefore I lack beauty…” I am [ugly]. And I [hate]. I won’t ask for your forgiveness. I use to sneak vodka into assemblies And spend all my days popping [perfection] pills. But it seems I haven’t found the proper dosage. I’m still [mediocre]. It all seems to hurt a little more than it should. Loving those that don’t love me back. Sobriety for someone who doesn’t really care. I woke up this morning and thought [“Today is a good day to destroy myself”] Won't you join me?

Chippendale's 30th Reunion
Can you believe it ~ 30 years since these HOT Men came dancing into your lives. (Scroll Down for more pictures) Then, it all went wrong... Â CHIPPENDALES 30TH REUNION ...

Chipper Chicken
Chipper Chicken---------------------------------- 1 (3 lb) chicken, cut in serving pieces 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, melted, 3 cup potato chips, crushed Dip chicken in melted butter and roll in crushed potato chips. Bake in greased 9x13-inch pan at 350 degrees for 1 hour or until tender. I use to make with my son chris when he was younger use any flavor chips you like .

Chipmunk Movie
Ok, so today I went and hung out with a friend that I have not seen in a long time. It was an awesome day, to bad it did not last longer. Lunch was cool, had Chipotle which ranks way up there with my favorite places to eat. Then went to the movie theater. At the theater, a challenge was laid down. It was fast and furious tokyo drift. Allright so first Round Anna basically kicked my ass on it. Second round I almost caught her at the end. i was winning for a minute, but she took that away. Oh well, the challenge has been laid for the future. After that we played some shoot the shit out of people games. Then the movie. This was awesome Reminded me so much of when I was a kid. I was having childhood flashbacks etc. It was amazing really. I laughed quite hard at times during the movie. I am so happy that the kids today will get to appreciate some of the same characters that I did when growing up. Now sitting here watching movies, first train spotting which was

Chipped Beef A La Zola
Hot Chipped Beef ala Zola Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 4 Tbl butter, divided one half cup of sour cream one half cup mayonnaise 1 - 8oz package of cream cheese, softened to room temperature 5 oz of sliced corned beef chopped 1 cup of chopped pecans whole wheat crackers In a large sauté pan put in the onion, green pepper, and two tablespoons of the butter. Heat on medium high until the onion and bell pepper are softened. Add the sour cream, mayo, cream cheese and chopped beef. Stir on medium low until you have a creamy white sauce and the beef is all mixed in. Pour this whole concoction into a 9 X 9 oven proof pan. In a small sauce pan put in the last two tablespoons of butter. Start the better melting and add the pecans. Coat the pecans in the hot butter until hot and bubbly and then spread them across the top of the cream cheese/ beef mixture. Bake 15 - 20 minutes until the dish is completely heated through

Chipmunk Cheek
Going to the dentist today!! Yesterday my cheek got so puffed out you would have thought I had stashed nuts in it. Got up this morning, and some of the swelling had gone down. But, now I can actually feel it puffing up more. It's spreading too. They're going to give me antibiotics today, and I'll go back within a week to have the offending tooth yanked. The pain is horrible. No sleep with that kind of pain. And, I'm sure they won't give me anything for it. We'll see.

Chip Rocks
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The Chippendales Dancers "" Whoooeeee ""!
http://www.chippendales.com/     have a down loaded photo of the person below as my background,  It don`t show as good on here as on my other site,  

Chip Off The Old Rocker
another juicy tidbit from btfb: http://boobietasselsforbuddha.blogspot.com/2010/01/chip-off-old-rocker.html   When I'm getting to know someone, one of the first questions I ask or perhaps one of the first things I check out on an internet profile concerns music. Quickest way to turn me off? Tell me, "oh, I listen to everything." Really? Do you? You listen to gospel and grindcore and country and hip hop and sludge metal? The confused look on your face tells me you have no idea what I'm talking about. I usually attempt to ask if that person has any favorites...favorite band or singer or song or album or anything. That response isn't usually too encouraging either. To me, it means you probably haven't vested that much interest in music and might as well be dead. Music is life. I learned that whole deal at an early age thanks to my dad. You know, he wasn't the easiest person to live with...certainly to be raised by. He was way too into drinking and drugs. His temper was wickedly short...

Chơi Pikachu Trong Bigone Garden Nhận Ngay Xu Khủng
Hệ thống Bigone đang ngày càng hoàn thiện game để mang đến cho tất cả các bạn chơi game có một game đúng nghĩa giải trí, một MXH cực kỳ đa dạng phổ biến với hệ thống game cực hoàn mỹ.Bigone garden một khu vườn trên mây thu nhỏ trong xã hội đầy cờ bạc, cá độ và giải trí mang tính chất cao.Giống như 1 vùng nông thôn giữa lòng thành phố đầy bon chen đầy cám dỗ của bài bạc. Bigone garden vừa cho ra hệ thống game pikachu cực vui nhộn.Pikachu thì hẳn không xa lạ gì với các bạn chơi game chúng ta nữa đúng không.Game tìm cặp kinh điển được hàng triệu người yêu thích, vẫn vN

Chiquitita
Please help this lovely lady level up so she can post some more of her pictures--Chiquitita

Chirstmas Wish
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Chirstmas
DO YOU REAL LIKE XMAS OR YOU JUST IN IT FOR THE GIFT BUT DO YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT WE SUPPOSE TO BE GIVEN GIFT TOO OR MORE THEN THAT PRAISE I THANK WE AND HIS DAD EVERY DAY FOR MY GIFT& THAT IS SEEING ANOTHER DAY THAT IS THE BEST GIFT OF ALL JAMES BROWN (NOT TRY TO DIS ) BUT I 'M SURE HW WOULD HAVE LOVE THAT GIFT TODAY SO PLZ BE THANHKFUL TODAY AND ANY DAY AND THANK HIM AND HIS FATHER HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY AND I LOVE YOU ALL BLESSINGS TO YOU!!!!!!

Chiristian Holidays...atheist Holidays..lets Hear It 4 The Judge!!!!
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!'The lawyer pompously said

Chirstmas Or Money
I remember When I was a kid I really look forward to christmas. But today the christmas spirt just seems like it all about the money.They start way to early.It just isnt like it used to be.Is it because Iam older or am I turning into scrooge?Dont get me wrong Iam not a tight ass on christmas.Its just not the way it was.Just My thought.Does anyone fill the same. Or am I the only one?

Chiron And The Two Lambs Beside My Throne
sad ,depressed,angry distressed shedding bitter tears and weeping softly never wanted second best,only take whats deemed best will not compromise or bend an inch thats better left to the weaker among the flock no time to waste on all these losers and fake today was sunny and hot,steam and alarms and sand and off in the distance a pair of pelicans chattering away the wind is a curse,stinging my eyes as i toil slowly i gain awareness that nature must be ever violent with man to try and compensate for the poison we return to the earth in bulk imagine it,poisoning your source of life so you can drive places. oh well,as long as i get fu bling i can pretend its not my problem

Chirs Bully Test! Hope It Works
Hoppin Humpin Roo Club If you don't come and check us out... How would you know what your missing? So click on the pic above and enter into The land down under! Hoppin Humpin Roo Club

Chirstmas
This year i have went and spent bunch money on family. I bought my step dad new porble dvd player and His mom dvd and My sister and her hubby 60 gift cerfct and my real dad and his new wife and her kids and my haf bother gifts. I was inform that am not going to get anything for chirstmas.. I got gift from my gf and my ex.. I did get good gift this week got to see my gf and her baby. Y did spend so much money on other and not getting anything in return? Y is I all always got out and byond for other and get nothing and not want but something would been nice or let get my gift for myself

Chirp....chirp...splat?!?!?!?!
Dear gawd how i would love to do that..... Two weekends ago I went fishing, this time of year crickets are the primary choice of bait. I load the truck with cooler, bait, polls, radio, just out for a good time. Being the woman driver I am, forget the crickets are in teh little round cage in the back and turn a curve to sharp, yep you guessed it the cricket cage goes rolling around the back ... once at my favorite fishing hole I clean up the crickets and processed with my relaxing day.... a few days later I notice I can still here crickets when I get in teh truck.... They somehow decided to take residence in my dashboard... Its been two weeks and I'm ready to flame the inside of my truck..... Ive tried Potato slices, I've tried fly paper, Someone suggested i put a frog in my truck but if he croaks and i cant find him he'll stink.... HAAAAAAAAAAAAlp the crickets are driving me mad!

Chistmas Is Coming
Hello to all my friends. As you know it is that time of the year. So I thought I would right this and see who will respond to it. Here are 2 questions that I would like you to answer. 1) What are your plans for Christmas? 2) What do you want for Christmas? Let's have some fun with this. If you will answer these questiong I will respond back to you. Thanks for taking the time to read this and answer. Hugs to my friends. Dawne

Chi Sono I Clienti Delle Agenzie Matrimoniali?
Nei tempi antici in Russia non ci erano le agenzie matrimoniali, ma esistevano le pronube – le donne, quali potevano trovare un marito o una moglie. Le pronube potevano entrare e in case dei cittadini comuni, e nei palazzi. Loro erano specializzate non soltanto negli affari amorosi, ma anche in diplomazia e nella fusione dei capitali. Le pronube guadagnavano molto ed erano benestanti. Le pronube in Russia non avevano necessita’ di comprare i prodotti alimentari. Loro mangiavano dai clienti. Si era molto onorevolmente di invitare la pronuba alla colazione, pranzo o cena. Perche queste donne erano ben informate di tutti gli eventi, voci e chiacchere. Nessuno osava di litigarsi con pronuba, perche lei poteva rovinare la reputazione ad ognuno. In quel periodo le pronube eseguivano il ruolo di stampa gialla.   Ogni anno il tempo della vita si accelera. Storicamente, le condizioni della vita in Russia e negli altri paesi di CSI erano tali che la donna dovrebbe lavorare per mant

Chi Sono I Clienti Delle Agenzie Matrimoniali?
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Chi Town
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see I'm from Chi-Town aka Chicago, where the name speaks for itself. I'm from the CHI where everybody on the move. From the windy city where we talk fast *** chopped and screwed. Where it's cutlass, caprice, chevy or regal. with them nines, tecs mossburg shotties and eagles. speaking of eagles, we the true home of McNabb. Jordan, Ludacris, Dee Brown, Da Brat, Kanye West, John Legand and even R Kelly getting people ass. And we hit up the circle, Jackson and washingtion park for fun. and we so hood, kids can't walk to school without guns. Plus we da only niggas that even *** with mild sauce on chicken eat Jew Town polishes, Remas, maxwells and Harolds chicken. even riding in funeral lines you gotta worry about slugs. The gang origiantors, NO CRYPTS OR BLOODS. Ride wit GD'S, BD'S, FOES, MOES, AND SOULS VICE LORDS, LATIN KINGS, SPANISH COBRAS AND MO' El RUKINS, MAFIAS, UNKNOWNS AND BREEDS Trust me we got the number of yo' gangs times 3. Larry Hoover, Cheif Malee, Jeff Forte, Willie Lord Al

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20 pounds frozen cleaned chitterlings, thawed 1 large baking potato 2 large onions, peeled and halved 1 green bell pepper, chopped 3 cloves garlic 3 stalks celery, with leaves 1 cup apple cider vinegar 2 tablespoons salt 1 bay leaf 1 teaspoon Creole seasoning to taste 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes, or to taste Clean the chitterlings by removing all the specks and fat with specks on them. Rinse in several changes of salted water. Place them in a large pot and fill with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil, drain, rinse and fill with enough water to cover again. Return to the heat and add the potato, onions, green pepper, garlic, celery and vinegar. Season with salt, bay leaf, Creole seasoning and red pepper flakes. Cover and simmer over medium heat for 3 to 4 hours. Chitterlings should appear clear to white in color. Cut the chitterlings into 1 inch pieces and return to the pot. Pour out most of the cooking liquid. Discard the potato, onions, celery and bay leaf

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
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People seem to have forgotten the concept of chivalry.  Gone are the days of roses, hastily scrawled love poems, and sweet serenades crooned lovingly before a fair maiden.  This ideals have been replaced by a society and a world wherein the women may pretend they want to be courted by a chivalrous gentleman, but in reality the chivalrous man is always the one found wanting in the end.Chivalry, in all it's romantic forms focuses on the man professing his endless love for a woman, while doing quasi-romantic deed -- deeds that today, immediately drive women away.  When the end of the day comes, we find that the chivalrous man is left alone, to see his love poems, and promises around him, while the woman goes off with the cocky jerk who lifts weights and plays guitar...Yet chivalry doesn't stop there, even though it is already in such a sad state in today's world.  There are even more curses that have befallen the once ideal way of life.I would like to meet anyone that has ever stood up fo

Chivalry
Chivalry is a high code of honor which is of most ancient Pagan origin, and must be lived by all who follow the Old Ways. It must be kenned that thoughts and intent put forth on this middle-Earth will wax strong in otherworlds beyond, and return...bringing into creation, on this world, that which had been sent forth. Thus one should exercise discipline, for "as ye do plant, so shall ye harvest." It is only by preparing our minds to be as Gods that we can ultimately attain godhead. "This above all...to thine own self be true..." A Witch's word must have the validity of a signed and witness oath. Thus, give thy word sparingly, but adhere to it like iron. Refrain from speaking ill of others, for not all truths of the matter may be known. Pass not unverified words about another, for heresay is, in a large part, a thing of falsehoods. Be thou honest with others, and have them known that honesty is likewise expected of them. The fury of the moment plays folly with the truth; to keep

Chivarly
Why is it that women want a man that does nice wonderful things but then turn around and walk all over them when they are? just a little thought from my mind.

Chivalry Is Not Lost, Just Forgotten
The “Code of Chivalry” Modernized, based on the "Old Code" By Brian R. Price April, 1997 Further updated by Kevin M. Altieri April, 2008 ------------------------------------------ Introduction Many people have written to me asking for the 'old Code of Chivalry' or the code by which medieval Knights lived. In truth there was no such written code, as if printed on a scroll; chivalry was a set of ideals and duties that changed throughout the Middle Ages to meet new socio economic realities. In our day, they must once again change, maintaining the essential quality of defending 'rightness' that ties the many images of what we call 'Chivalry.' Although there is no 'authentic' code, discussions of Knightly virtues can be found in the writings of Knights and Bards throughout history. What I have done here is to distill many of the essential qualities discussed by all the major sources, such as Chrètien de Troyes, Ramon Lull, Geoffrey de Charny, Honoret Bonet, and others.

Chivalry Is Dead
Chivalry is dead. My armor that once shined, is now in rust and tatters. You don't need people like me in your life, because it's easier for you to open the car door, than waiting for me to do it for you. Chivalry is dead. The manners instilled in me died along with it, and were replaced by the numb and cold caused by the bitterness of being alone. You wanted nothing to do with the old me, so I can do nothing but conform to the swine that you are accustomed to. Chivalry is dead. Was it actually alive in the first place? I look back in retrospect, and close the book on the fairy tale with no happy ending. It's up to me to end it, and while I'm doing it I should write a more logical ending. Chivalry is dead. My heart that once was soft and compassionate feels absolutely nothing. No more flowers. No more candy. No more Mr. Nice Guy, because along with chivalry the nice guy died along with it as well. The dazzle in distress does not require noble acts from the likes of me. Sh

Chivalry
it seems that no one has it anymore. Respect is shown very little in todays society and even less from men to women. I know why most people are this way and it disgustes me that there families and the neighborhoods dont do anything about it. if you dont know chivalry, look it up, and practic do it and get others to try and do so as well.

Chivalry Isn't Dead!
To the time when Chivalry was the rule and Ladies were treated as treasure Honor was kept with a slap and a duel and gallant knights worth beyond measure. A man's word was the coin of the realm and could be counted always as true He fought against evil with sword and with helm I can see him, clearly, when I look at you. D R Hyden He knows who he is... March 2008

Chivalry
Does it still exist??

Chivalry Really Is Dead.
Why are men such idiots? Why are girls such sluts?!?! Ughhh... I'm starting to realize, sex REALLY is all men care about. period. I'm so sick of men talking to me like I'm a piece of meat. "What size are your tits?"... "I'd fuck ya"... "I'm horny..." UGH!!! It's sooo annoying! And girls... do you really have no more respect for yourself than to put up naked pictures for every one to see?!?! I mean, come on, at least make 'em work for it! I'm so sick of fake people. That's basically all there is to it.

Chivalry Is Dead
Wonder how and why sending flowers , gifts , trying to communicate to get closure of any kind gets me charged ? Then this person sends ex wife personal e-mails between us from 3 months previos she musta saved em and e-mailing everyday there is miles of words. The sad thing is all these e-mails basically tells all about my life good and bad I bared my soul some things said were only known by me I trusted was honest and now i'm in the fire. This lady also saw fit to send gifts i had given her to my Ex wife, phoning her @ home to  villanize me. I honestly can say I fell in Love With this garibaldi highlands women and it seems i still love her and don't understand, how i can love a person so soon. But when ya know ya know. LOve this lady more than i ever loved anyone including my ex wife that i was married to for 10 years. Do i need to be beatin for being a love sick romeo or what Cuz Tawnya is the one, i feel ya only get 3 chances to find your queen she was it.

Chiva Chiva ! Bet He Never Thought That'd Come Back And Bite Him On His Ass...
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/14/casey-royer-social-distortion-heroin-overdose-son-d-i-singer-punk-rock-arrested/   Rock Legend Arrested for OD'ing in Front of Son 3/14/2011 11:55 AM PDT by TMZ Staff      Former "Social Distortion" drummer Casey Royer was arrested in Orange County last week -- after the 52-year-old punk legend allegedly OD'd on heroin in front of his 12-year-old son.Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Casey was watching TV with his son when he experienced an overdose ... at which point his son ran next door for help ... and the neighbors called cops.According to law enforcement, his house was littered with garbage and drug paraphernalia -- including needles -- when police arrived.Casey -- who currently sings for the punk band D.I. -- was immediately hospitalized nearby and survived. He was arrested soon after.Casey was officially charged today -- with one count of child endangerment, and one count of being under the influence of heroin. He's currently being held on $12

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Ch.5                                  Jewel is released and the experiment on Tia part 1 Jewel gets dressed and calls out "I am ready mister"Wilddog enters the room to show her the way to the place where she will have her memory erased and then released she is placed in a chair an a strange helmet is placed on her head then a loud whirr is heard then she falls asleep an the past two days events are erased and she is placed in her front yard an awakened then they completely disappeared and she is free to continue her life as if nothing ever happened.Back at Tia's room she is told to take a seat where she is strapped down Darkmoon comes in with a huge needle and sticks her in the upper right arm which makes Tia yelp in pain then she leaves is unstrapped and told to enjoy the room as the drug takes affect.Tia looks around and then decides to get into the large hot tub and relax in an hours time she begins to feel the effects of the drug and trys to fight the need to touch herself.A tra

Chk It Out !
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Chlamydia Helps Young Men Feel More Manly
Chlamydia helps young men feel more 'manly': Swedish study Young men who contract sexually transmitted diseases often view their afflictions as an affirmation of their manhood, a new Swedish study shows. Sweden refuses asylum to gay Iraqis (18 Aug 09) Sharp rise in cases of gonorrhea among women (13 Aug 09) Paedophile sees jail term cut to five years (5 Aug 09) Upon learning they’ve been infected with a sexually transmitted disease, some young people simply see themselves as unlucky, while others undergo a maturation process which leads them to be more careful in their sexual habits, according to midwife and University of Skövde researcher Kina Hammarlund. But members of a third group – consisting entirely of young men – succeed in transforming their diseases into a sign of their manhood. With other male friends slapping on the shoulders and offering encouraging comments about “success with the ladies”, young men who contract diseases such as

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Chlorformed My Fem Slave
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Chloe My Cat
Hello all...I would say good morning but it's not for me. I woke up to find my sweet, precious cat, Chloe in my driveway, dead. Someone had hit her this morning and placed her in my driveway without a word. They were considerate enough to put her there, but not enough to notify me. My husband noticed her as he was getting into his car to leave for work. I'm very upset...People can be so cruel. I'm gonna miss my little DIVA. "You may be surprised to learn that our pets are far more aware of what is happening in their lives than we give them credit for. Their awareness bridges far beyond simple things like food and play. I believe that animals assist people in their growth. They are more than just pets. Animals are here as healers, to aid us in mending our physical and emotional bodies. And we thought they were here mainly for our companionship - not so! They play a much more significant role in our lives. Of course it is noted that their love is real and true and always uncondit

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Chloe's Kal A
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Just what happened when Chloe found Clark in Metropolis on Red K? She was grinning at him as she stroked her hand along his shaft under his pants. His dark eyes barely acknowledged her, but they were in a car worth several hundred thousand dollars, and she didn't really care. Kal barely glanced at her. They were driving through the streets of Metropolis like mad, the thousand dollar tyres screeching in protest as Kal slammed the car into high gear. The brunette was panting beside him as her fingers began to work away at the zip of his jeans. Kal gave a smile that chilled her bones, but his pockets were stuffed with folded hundred dollar notes, so none of that really mattered. Her neon fingernails worked inside his open zip and gripped his thick length. The woman's eyes widened and she looked at Kal, who smirked without turning. She bent down and began to suck him to full hardness, and Kal dropped one hand onto the back of her head, egging h

Chloe's Kal B
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Clark sagged down beside her and held her to him as they caught their breath. Chloe's eyes grew hot and prickly again, and she turned away and started to grab her clothing. Clark stared at her back, wondering what was wrong. He didn't know what else to do, so he slowly grabbed at his clothing and slid his jeans back on. They dressed in silence, and then Chloe moved for the door. Clark grabbed her wrist and swung her around, kissing her. Chloe's hands gripped Clark tightly, and she gave a sobbed laugh as the kiss stopped. "I have to go. I won't tell. Anyone. I just... we're friends, so..." Clark stared at her, dying to tell her not to go, but his lips stayed still. He silently begged her not to go. He'd tell her everything, he'd... Chloe's eyes were tightly squeezed shut as she hoped that Clark would call for her, tell her he loved her, kiss her again. But she knew that if she stayed, she'd be in love with him forever, and that nothing could ev

Chloe's Kal A
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Just what happened when Chloe found Clark in Metropolis on Red K? She was grinning at him as she stroked her hand along his shaft under his pants. His dark eyes barely acknowledged her, but they were in a car worth several hundred thousand dollars, and she didn't really care. Kal barely glanced at her. They were driving through the streets of Metropolis like mad, the thousand dollar tyres screeching in protest as Kal slammed the car into high gear. The brunette was panting beside him as her fingers began to work away at the zip of his jeans. Kal gave a smile that chilled her bones, but his pockets were stuffed with folded hundred dollar notes, so none of that really mattered. Her neon fingernails worked inside his open zip and gripped his thick length. The woman's eyes widened and she looked at Kal, who smirked without turning. She bent down and began to suck him to full hardness, and Kal dropped one hand onto the back of her head, egging h

Chloe's Kal B
Chloe's Kal by Darlantan© Clark sagged down beside her and held her to him as they caught their breath. Chloe's eyes grew hot and prickly again, and she turned away and started to grab her clothing. Clark stared at her back, wondering what was wrong. He didn't know what else to do, so he slowly grabbed at his clothing and slid his jeans back on. They dressed in silence, and then Chloe moved for the door. Clark grabbed her wrist and swung her around, kissing her. Chloe's hands gripped Clark tightly, and she gave a sobbed laugh as the kiss stopped. "I have to go. I won't tell. Anyone. I just... we're friends, so..." Clark stared at her, dying to tell her not to go, but his lips stayed still. He silently begged her not to go. He'd tell her everything, he'd... Chloe's eyes were tightly squeezed shut as she hoped that Clark would call for her, tell her he loved her, kiss her again. But she knew that if she stayed, she'd be in love with him forever, and that nothing could ev

Chloroform Perfume
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Chloe Paige
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Chocolate
push me, touch me, slip me, slide me; pull me close and whisper to me; grip me, grab me, hold me, stroke me; realize you cant be without me; feel me, dig me, need me, crave me; go with it you know you want me; turn me on and light me up

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4 oz. semi-sweet bar chocolate 1 tbsp. butter 4 eggs, separated 1 pt. heavy cream 2 pkg. lady fingers 2 sponge cake layers 2/3 c. sugar Melt chocolate in butter. Beat 4 egg yolks, add chocolate and continue to beat. Whip 1/2 pint of cream and egg mixture. Beat 4 egg whites stiff and add sugar gradually. Slowly add to cream mixture. Split cake layers through middle, making 4 layers. Put one layer on bottom of a springform pan. Line sides with split lady fingers. Alternate layers of chocolate mixture and cake layers. End with one cake layer and cover with whipped cream. Depending on the depth of your pan, you may use 3 or 4 cake layers. Make the day before and refrigerate overnight.

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12 ounces evaporated lowfat milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup plain lowfat yogurt, stirred 2 ounces semisweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup sugar 2 teaspoons cornstarch In medium saucepan, combine sugar & cornstarch. Stir in milk. Cook & stir over moderate heat until thickened & bubbly. Remove from heat; cool to lukewarm. Add vanilla & yogurt. Refrigerate until mixture is cold. Melt chocolate. While chocolate is hot, pour it very slowly into chilled yogurt mixture while stirring gently. Freeze in ice-cream maker according to manufacturer's directions.

Chocolate Strawberry French Toast
Serves 4 Nonstick cooking spray 4 eggs 1 cup heavy cream 1/3 cup sugar 1 tbsp vanilla extract 8 slices thick day old bread Butter 1/3 cup grated bittersweet chocolate 3/4 cup sliced strawberries Whipped cream 1. Spray a large skillet or griddle with the cooking spray and heat over medium heat. Beat the eggs, cream, sugar, and vanilla in a large flat bowl or pie plate. 2. Place half of the bread slices in the egg mixture and flip over a few times to let the bread absorb the mixture. 3. Place the bread on the hot griddle or skillet and cook for 2-3 minutes or until golden brown. Flip over and cook for an additional 2-3 minutes more. 4. Place the toast on a plate and immediately butter and sprinkle with the chocolate. Tent with foil and place in a warm oven. Repeat with the remaining egg mixture and bread. Top the French toast slices with strawberries and whipped cream and serve.

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Prep: 20 min, Cook: 40 min, plus cooling time. * 1 package white cake mix * 3 eggs * 1-1/3 cups water * 1/3 cup oil * 2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 2-1/2 cups unsweetened frozen raspberries, thawed * 1/4 cup sugar * 3/4 cup plus 1 Tbs. water * 2 Tbs. cornstarch * 1/4 cup no sugar added seedless raspberry spread * 3 Tbs. light corn syrup * 2 Tbs. unsalted butter Preheat oven to 350°F. Spray 1/2 9 inch round cake pans with cooking spray and set aside. Combine first 4 ingredients in a bowl and mix thoroughly. Reserve 2-1/2 cups batter. Pour remaining batter into a prepared cake pan. Melt 3 Tbs. chocolate chips and stir into reserved batter. Pour chocolate batter into other cake pan. Bake 25 minutes or until a tester comes out clean when inserted in center. Cool cake in pans 10 minutes on wire racks, then remove from pans. Cool completely on wire racks. Combine raspberries, sugar and 1/2 cup water in a saucepan over

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4 oz. (4 squares) unsweetened chocolate 1 C. unsalted butter, cut into chunks 3 eggs 1 C. sugar 1 C. brown sugar, packed 2 C. flour 1 t. baking powder 1/2 t. salt 1 C. chopped walnuts 1 C. coarsely chopped bittersweet chocolate In top of double boiler, set over pan of simmering water, melt unsweetened chocolate and butter. In bowl of electric mixer, beat eggs and sugars until thickened. Stir in butter mixture. In bowl, stir together flour, baking powder and salt. Gradually add flour mixture to egg mixture, beating just until incorporated. Do not overbeat. Stir in walnuts and chopped chocolate. Scoop out batter by 1/4 cup measure onto ungreased cookie sheet, leaving 2 inches between cookies, about 6 cookies per sheet. Chill in refrigerator 1 hour. Bake at 300°F. 15 - 20 minutes until cookies are firm to the touch. Cool 2 minutes on cookie sheet, then remove to wire rack to cool completely. Makes about 12 cookies.

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1 cup whole wheat flour 2 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup unsalted butter, room temp 1/2 cup sugar 1 cup packed brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 extra large eggs 9 ounces semisweet chocolate chips (1 1/2 c.) 1 cup chopped pecans (optional) Preheat oven to 375ºF. Line several baking sheets with parchment or grease lightly. Sift flours, baking soda, and salt together. On medium speed, cream butter, both sugars and vanilla until light and fluffy, about 1 minute. Add eggs and beat on medium until blended, scraping bowl. Add flour mixture and blend well, then stir in chocolate and nuts. Drop dough in 1/4 cup mounds, spaced 2" apart, onto prepared baking sheets. Bake cookies until edges are rich golden color and top is lightly golden, risen and slightly tender, about 14-18 minutes. Remove from oven and allow to cool on baking sheets. Layer cookies in airtight container, using plastic wrap or waxed paper between layers, and store in freezer up

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This light, subtly sweet cake is created with chopped pears for flavor and added moisture, and is served with a tasty pear compote and a dollop of whipped cream. Cake: 1 Cup Hazelnuts 1 Cup Icing Sugar 2/3 Cup Flour 2 Tablespoons Cocoa Powder 2 1/2 Teaspoons Baking Powder Pinch of Cinnamon 1/2 Cup Unsalted Butter 2 Large Eggs Plus 1 Egg Yolk 2 Teaspoons Vanilla 1 Ripe Pear, Peeled, and Cut Into 1/2 Dice 1/2 Cup Mini Chocolate Chips Pear Compote: 4 Ripe Pears, Peeled and Cut Into 1/2 Inch Dice 1/2 Cups Chopped Hazelnuts 1/2 Cup White Wine 4 Tablespoons Butter 4 Tablespoons Sugar 1/2 Teaspoon Cinnamon Topping: (8oz) Container Whipping Cream 1/2 Cup Powdered Sugar For the cake, preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Spread the nuts out on a baking sheet and toast for about 10 minutes or until they begin to change color. Place the warm nuts in a kitchen towel and rub, to remove as much of the skins as possible. Raise

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Tender, moist dried figs are stuffed with candied peel and are then dipped in chocolate creating a delicious confection that makes a wonderful addition to a holiday cookie tray, or served on their own after dinner with coffee or sweet wine. :Serves 6 There are many variations of stuffed figs, but this is my favorite by far. The only trick is to buy dried figs that are moist and tender, and to use good quality chocolate. I find either dark chocolate or semisweet chocolate works best. 12 Moist Figs 1/4 Cup Candied Orange Peel 1/2 Cup Dark Or Semisweet Choclate Trim the stems off the figs, and with a sharp knife, cut a slit down the center. Insert a piece of the orange into the slit. In a double boiler, or in a small pot set into a larger pot of simmering water, melt the chocolate, stirring frequently. Once the chocolate is mealted and smooth, dip the figs into the chocolate coating the bottom only. Place the completed figs on a plate or tray, and refrigerate until the

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These cookies are delicious, and store well for at least two weeks in an airtight container. I garnish half of my cookies with a light dusting of confectioner’s sugar, and half with cocoa which makes a nice presentation on my cookie tray. :Makes About 24 Cookies 3 Large Egg Whites 1/ 4 Teaspoon Cream Of Tartar 3/4 Cup Sugar 3 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa For Garnish: (Optional) Powdered Sugar or Cocoa Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F. Place the egg whites and cream of tartar in a bowl, and beat with an electric mixer until soft peaks form. Begin to add the sugar slowly, and continue to beat on high speed until the whites are stiff and shiny. Sift the cocoa over the egg whites, and fold gently until mixed. Drop the batter by the tablespoon onto parchment lined baking sheets. If you want to garnish them, then sift a small amount of the powdered sugar and/or cocoa on top of the cookies before baking. Bake for about 1 hour, or until the meringues are very dry. Cool,

Chocolate Pear - Tart Crostata Di Pere E Cioccolata
Ripe pears enclosed in a rich chocolate pastry. 21/2 cups all-purpose flour 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa 2 sticks unsalted butter, cut into 16 pieces, chilled cup granulated sugar Pinch salt 1 large egg 5 tablespoons water 5 firm ripe pears (about 2 pounds) Confectioners' sugar, for dusting Pulse the flour, cocoa, butter, sugar and salt with the metal blade of a food processor until combined, about 6 times. Add the egg and pulse twice. With the motor running, add the water by the tablespoon through the feed tube until the dough forms a ball. Remove the dough and divide it in half. Flatten each half into a 1 -inch thick disc, cover with foil and refrigerate until firm enough to roll, about 1 hour. Preheat the oven to 350ºF. On a lightly floured surface, roll out one half of the dough into a 1/4-inch [6mm] thick circle. Press the dough into an oiled 9-inch tart pan with a removable bottom, leaving a 1-inch overhang. Cut the pears in half lengthwise. Core and peel eac

Chocolate And Coconut Pecan Tart
Pecan pie dresses up for the holiday. Chocoholics, take note: In addition to the bits of chocolate in the filling, there's cocoa powder in the delicious crust. Crust 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour 6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup (1 stick) chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 2 large egg yolks Cocoa powder 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup (1 stick) chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 2 large egg yolks Filling 1 cup light corn syrup 3/4 cup (packed) golden brown sugar 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, melted 3 large eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup (6 ounces) miniature semisweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup plus 3 tablespoons shredded unsweetened coconut 1 1/2 cups (about 7 ounces) pecan halves, toasted For crust: Preheat oven to 375°F. Whisk flour, cocoa, sugar, and salt in large bowl to blend. Add butter; rub in with fingertips until mixture resembles coars

Chocolate Grasshopper
1 oz. Creme de Cacao 1 oz. Creme de Menthe 4 oz. Milk Shot Glass Pour in one shot glass (jigger sized); both Creme de Cacao and Creme de Menthe. Pour in four to six ounces of (preferably cold) chocolate milk. Whipped cream topping optional.

Chocolate Party Cake Icing
1/2 c. butter 2 c. white sugar 1/2 c. cocoa 1/2 c. milk Mix in pan and cook mixture to a boil. Boil 1 minute. Mix with electric mixer for 9 minutes. Spread over marshmallow topping.

Chocolate Cavity Maker Cake
Original recipe yield: 1 - 10 inch Bundt pan PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 2 Hrs INGREDIENTS * 1 (18.25 ounce) package dark chocolate cake mix * 1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix * 1 (16 ounce) container sour cream * 3 eggs * 1/3 cup vegetable oil * 1/2 cup coffee flavored liqueur * 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 10 inch Bundt pan. 2. In a large bowl, combine cake mix, pudding mix, sour cream, eggs, oil and coffee liqueur. Beat until ingredients are well blended. Fold in chocolate chips. Batter will be thick. Spoon into prepared pan. 3. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour, or until cake springs back when lightly tapped. Cool 10 minutes in pan, then turn out and cool completely on wire rack.

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Chocolate Or...
Chocolate or Sex? That's the question today ladies and gentlemen. Which is better? Chocolate is sweet, velvety, soft...at least the kind I like, and it's soooo good. It fills an emotional need I think, and releases plenty of endorphins, although it's full of calories. Sex can be soft or rough, sweet or sadistic, and it's also very good. It fills an emotional need I think, and releases plenty of endorphins, fortunately it burns calories. My solution? Have sex while eating chocolate, that way the calories cancel each other out and you get a double rush!

Chocolate Chip Cookies (diabetic)
1/2 c. butter 1/4 c. brown sugar substitute 1 egg or egg substitute 1 tsp. vanilla 1 1/2 c. whole wheat flour 1/2 c. oatmeal 1/2 tsp. salt (optional) 1/2 tsp. soda 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 c. skim milk 1/2 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cream butter and brown sugar substitute. Add egg and vanilla, cream until light. Add dry ingredients alternately with milk, stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded teaspoon onto prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until brown and crispy. Makes 36 cookies.

Chocolate Meringue Kisses
Meringue can be tricky. Don't make on a rainy day - humidity prevents proper drying Ingredients: 4 large egg whites at room temperature 1/4 teaspoon (1.25 ml) cream of tartar 2 tablespoons (30 ml) honey 1 teaspoon (5 ml) almond extract 1/4 cut (43 g) semisweet chocolate pieces Instructions: Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. In a large bowl, beat egg whites and cream of tartar until foamy. Beat in honey and almond extract until egg whites form stiff peaks. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto prepared baking sheets. Place 1 baking sheet on the middle shelf of the oven. Close oven door and immediately turn oven off. Leave baking sheet in the oven for 1 1/2 hours. Transfer cookies to a wire rack. Again, preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Bake second sheet of cookies in the same manner. Transfer cookies to a wire rack. Place chocolate pieces in a plastic bag. Microwave on HIGH for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes, until chocolate is melted. Sni

Chocolate Spice Pudding
Ingredients: 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder ¼ cup sugar 1 Tbsp cornstarch or arrowroot powder ½ tsp ginger ¼ tsp allspice 1 tsp cinnamon 3 cups evaporated skim milk 1 egg yolk, slightly beaten 3 tsp vanilla Instructions: 1. In a saucepan take the first 6 ingredients listed and mix together 2. Slowly stir in the milk and egg yolk. 3. Cook the mixture, stir consistently until it thickens. 4. Remove the saucepan from the heat source and add vanilla 5. Take the mixture and pour it into 6 custard dishes 6. Refrigerate/chill and then serve Nutritional Information: Exchanges 1 Skim Milk 1 Carbohydrate Calories 157 Calories from Fat 16 Total Fat 2 g Saturated Fat 1 g Cholesterol 40 mg Sodium 149 mg Carbohydrate 27 g Dietary Fiber 1 g Sugars 20 g Protein 11 g

Chocolate-caramel S'mores
Ingredients: 12 Chocolate wafer cookies or chocolate graham cracker squares 2 tablespoons fat-free caramel topping 6 large marshmallows Instructions: 1. Prepare coals for baking. 2. On a large size plate, place 6 wafer cookie top-down. 3. In the center of each wafer spread 1 teaspoon of caramel topping (make sure the edges of the cookie is not covered). 4. With a skewer place 1 or 2 marshmallows on the stick. Hold the skewer a few inches above the coals and bake for 3 to 5 minutes (make sure the marshmallows are soft). 5. Take the softened marshmallow and push it off onto the center of the caramel wafer. 6. Place the plain wafer on top. 7. Repeat with remaining marshmallows. Nutritional Information: Dietary Exchange: 1 starch Calories 72 Calories from fat 23% Total Fat 2g Saturated Fat 1g Cholesterol 0mg Carbohydrate 14g Fiber 0g Protein 1g Sodium 77mg

Chocolate
My score on The which chocolate are you? Test: Caramel Caress(You are 58% sweet like chocolate!)You're a pretty balanced person. You like your fair share of high-brow stuff, but at times, you also like to just kick back and chill. Those who take the time to get to know you will discover that you're a great friend and companion. Link: The which chocolate are you? Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Choclate Dipped Strawberrys
1 pint fresh strawberries, washed and patted dry, stems intact, and thoroughly air-dried 8 ounces good-quality bittersweet chocolate, broken into chunks 1 tablespoon solid white vegetable shortening 1 ounce Grand Marnier liquor or fruited brandy Instructions: Prepare ahead: Wrap pieces of styrofoam in plastic wrap for fruit to rest and drip on. You can also use any firm-fleshed fruit, such as cantelope or orange halves. Pour about 1 inch of water into bottom of a double-boiler and heat to hot but not simmering. Melt chocolate and shortening in top of double-boiler, stirring occasionally until completely melted and smooth. Remove top pot and place on a heat-safe tripod. Let cool for about 5 minutes. While chocolate cools a bit, carefully spear strawberries with toothpicks. Working quickly, swirl each strawberry gently in the chocolate about halfway up the fruit and place inverted on toothpicks into the styrofoam to cool and harden. When done, place in refrigerator to f

Chocolate-caramel Marshmallow Torte
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 4 min Makes: 12 servings 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, chopped, divided 10 Tbsp. butter or margarine 2/3 cup sugar 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 1/3 cup flour 1/4 tsp. salt 20 KRAFT Caramels 2 Tbsp. milk 1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 9-inch round cake pan. Line bottom of pan with waxed paper. Microwave 1 cup of the chopped chocolate and the butter in large microwaveable bowl on HIGH 2 min. or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Add sugar; mix well. Blend in eggs and vanilla. Add flour and salt; stir until well blended. Pour into prepared pan. BAKE 40 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out with fudgy crumbs. (Do not overbake.) Cool in pan 5 min. Run small knife around side of pan to loosen cake. Invert cake onto serving platter. Remove and discard waxed paper. Cool cake slightly. MICROWAVE caramels and mil

Chocolate Walnut Strudel
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 8 servings, 1 slice each 1/2 pkg. (17-1/4 oz.) frozen puff pastry (1 sheet) 1 egg, lightly beaten 1 Tbsp. water 4 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 2 Tbsp. milk 1 Tbsp. butter or margarine 1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Walnuts 2 Tbsp. powdered sugar PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Thaw pastry sheet at room temperature 30 min. Mix egg and water in small bowl; set aside. Microwave chocolate, milk and butter in medium microwaveable bowl on HIGH 1-1/2 to 2 min. or until chocolate is almost melted, stirring after 1 min. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. UNFOLD pastry sheet onto lightly floured surface. Roll into 16x12-inch rectangle. Spread pastry evenly with chocolate mixture to within 1-1/2 inches of edges. Sprinkle walnuts over chocolate. Starting at short side, roll pastry sheet up jelly roll-style. Place, seam side down, on ungreased baking sheet. Tuck ends under to seal. Brush with egg mixture. BAKE 35

Chocolate Mint Brownie Torte
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 16 servings, one slice each 1 pkg. (19.8 oz.) brownie mix 1/2 cup applesauce 1/2 cup cholesterol-free egg product 1 pkg. (6 oz.) SNACKWELL'S Mint Creme Cookies, coarsely chopped PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare brownie mix as directed on package using 1/2 cup water, the applesauce and egg product. Gently stir in cookie pieces. POUR into lightly greased 9-inch springform pan. BAKE 35 to 40 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely. Cut into 16 slices to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Variation Prepare as directed, substituting 9-inch square baking pan for the springform pan. Special Extra Top with a dollop of thawed COOL WHIP LITE Whipped Topping and mint sprig just before serving. Special Extra NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: This delightful brownie torte, made with better-for-you products, tastes great and can fit into your healthful eating plan. Die

Chocolate Mousse
6 oz semisweet (or "dark" chocolate 1/3 cup extra strong hot coffee 4 large eggs, separated 3 TBSP sweet Pesach wine, Pesach Liqueur, orange juice or raspberry syrup 3 TBSP sugar Put the chocolate and instant coffee in food processor fitted with steel blade, or a blender, and process for a few seconds until chocolate is finely chopped. With the machine running, pour the boiling water in through the top, and continue processing for several more seconds, until the chocolate is completely melted. Add the egg yolks and wine and process until well mixed. In a medium sized bowl, beat egg whites until foamy. Gradually add sugar and continue beating until stiff. Fold chocolate into whites until no streaks of white remain. Turn into serving dishes, and chill for several hours until firm.

Chocolate Cheesecake
3/4 cups finely crushed graham cracker crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons butter, melted 1 package chocolate pudding and pie filling 3/4 cup sugar 1 cup milk 1 square Baker's unsweetened chocolate 3 8 ounce package cream cheese, softened 3 egg yolks 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/4 teaspoon salt 3 egg whites 1 cup sour cream Combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar and melted butter. Press on bottom and sides of a greased 9-inch springform pan. Combine pudding mix, sugar and milk in saucepan. Add chocolate. cook and stir over medium heat until mixture comes to a full boil. Remove from heat. Cover surface with waxed paper and set aside. Beat cream cheese until fluffy. Beat in yolks, vanilla, salt and pudding. Fold in egg whites. (Odd. Says nothing about beating the egg whites first. Hm. Well, I would.) Pour over crumbs in pan. Bake on lowest rack at 425F for about 35 minutes or until center is set lightly when touched. Cool 4 hours. Spread top with sour cream.

Chocolate Cheesecake
3/4 cups finely crushed graham cracker crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons butter, melted 1 package chocolate pudding and pie filling 3/4 cup sugar 1 cup milk 1 square Baker's unsweetened chocolate 3 8 ounce package cream cheese, softened 3 egg yolks 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/4 teaspoon salt 3 egg whites 1 cup sour cream Combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar and melted butter. Press on bottom and sides of a greased 9-inch springform pan. Combine pudding mix, sugar and milk in saucepan. Add chocolate. cook and stir over medium heat until mixture comes to a full boil. Remove from heat. Cover surface with waxed paper and set aside. Beat cream cheese until fluffy. Beat in yolks, vanilla, salt and pudding. Fold in egg whites. (Odd. Says nothing about beating the egg whites first. Hm. Well, I would.) Pour over crumbs in pan. Bake on lowest rack at 425F for about 35 minutes or until center is set lightly when touched. Cool 4 hours. Spread top with sour cream.

Chocolate Indulgence
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 12 servings, 1 wedge each 1 pkg. (6 squares) BAKER'S Bittersweet Baking Chocolate 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter 4 eggs 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Microwave chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted; cool to room temperature. BEAT eggs and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until thickened. Add chocolate mixture; stir with wire whisk until well blended. Add flour; stir until well blended. Pour into greased and floured 9-inch round cake pan. BAKE 30 minutes or until center is set. Cool 5 minutes; remove from pan. Cool completely on wire rack. Cut into 12 wedges to serve. Size It Up Enjoy this indulgent dessert on occasion. One serving goes a long way on chocolate flavor. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 280 Total fat 19g Saturated fat 10g Cholesterol 100

Chocolate... And Men
I am here to speak for the silent majority.. those women who like myself, on a daily basis, stand on a very fine line between wishing we were rail thin little model-types who whine and complain that they cannot POSSIBLY eat a candy bar because they will gain weight... and fighting the urge to tie those broads down.. and force feed them chocolate so they will look less like some halloween prop warehouse reject, and more like human beings.... Nothing irritates me more than seeing Tiny little waifs who are so obviously STARVING themselves, to the point of risking becoming the "INCREDIBLE SKELETAL FEMALES" sorority, ordering a salad and ice water at a restaurant !! I swear I just wanna grab them by the throats and scream at them: "EAT for the love of Christ - EAT!" But while we are on the subject of food.. there are so many risks associated with food these days.. Look at the media... Can't eat Beef, could catch Mad cow disease.... Can't eat chicken . Damned bird flu

Chocolate-banana Heaven Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix (not pudding in the mix variety) 1/2 cup cocoa powder 1 cup prepared MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee, cooled 4 medium ripe bananas, mashed 3 eggs 1/3 cup water 1 tsp. MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee 2 Tbsp. milk, warmed 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 3 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 2 cups powdered sugar 1/2 cup PLANTERS Chopped Pecans PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans. Cover bottoms of pans with wax paper; set aside. COMBINE cake mix and cocoa powder in large bowl. Add the prepared coffee, bananas, eggs and water; beat with electric mixer on low speed 30 sec., stopping frequently to scrape bottom and side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min.; pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool 10 min.; remove from pans to wire

Chocolate Dream Supreme Trifle
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 15 servings 2 eggs 1-1/2 qt. (6 cups) milk 1 cup sugar 6 Tbsp. MINUTE Tapioca 6 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 2 tsp. vanilla 1/2 cup strawberry jam 1 pkg. (12 oz.) pound cake, cut into 12 slices 4 cups prepared DREAM WHIP Whipped Topping BEAT eggs with milk with wire whisk in large saucepan. Add sugar and tapioca; mix well. Let stand 5 minutes. Add chocolate. Cook on medium heat until mixture comes to full boil (a boil that doesn't stop bubbling when stirred) and chocolate is completely melted, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Stir in vanilla. Cool. (Pudding thickens as it cools.) SPREAD jam evenly onto half of the cake slices. Top each with second cake slice to make sandwich; cut into 1/2-inch cubes. LAYER half each of the cake cubes, pudding and whipped topping in 4-quart serving bowl. Repeat layers. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Store leftover dessert in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS

Chocolate Layer Cake With Coconut Pecan Frosting
* 4 ounces Baker's German's Sweet Chocolate, melted and cooled * 2 1/3 cup cake flour * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2/3 cup butter, room temperature * 1 cup buttermilk, divided * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 2 eggs * Coconut pecan frosting and filling, below PREPARATION: Grease two 9-inch layer cake pans and line bottoms with waxed paper. Sift together flour, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Cream butter; add flour mixture, 3/4 cup buttermilk, and vanilla. Sponsored Links German Chocolate CakeChoose From the Top 4 Sites About German Chocolate CakeCake.Recipes.Best4Sites.net German Chocolate CakeMake Delicious Bakery Style Cakes In Your Own Kitchen. Free Recipes!www.RecipeRewards.com German Chocolate CakesFind German chocolate cakes online. See our e-guide on German cakes.GermanChocolateCakes.info Stir until dry ingredients are moistened; beat at medium

Chocolate Shadow Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened * 2 cups sifted cake flour * 1 3/4 cups sugar * 2/3 cup unsweetened cocoa * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 3/4 teaspoon salt * 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons buttermilk * 3 large eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * Fluffy White Frosting, below * Chocolate Shadow, below PREPARATION: Cream butter until light and fluffy. Sift flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, and salt into butter. Add 1 cup buttermilk and mix until all flour is moist. Beat 2 minutes at low speed of electric hand-held mixer. Sponsored Links Chocolate CakeMake Delicious Bakery Style Cakes In Your Own Kitchen. Free Recipes!www.RecipeRewards.com Chocolate CakeChoose From the Top 4 Sites About Chocolate CakeCake.Recipes.Best4Sites.net Chocolate Lava Cake MixRich moist chocolate cake erupts chocolate lava when you cut into itwww.cookscorner.net Add remaining 2 tablespo

Chocolate Marshmallow Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 6 ounces butter (3/4 cup, 1 1/2 sticks) * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa * 3 eggs * 1 1/2 cups self-rising flour * 1 1/2 cups chopped pecans * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 6 ounces miniature marshmallows, about 3 cups * Icing, below PREPARATION: Cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy; beat in cocoa. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add flour, nuts and vanilla; mix well. Pour batter into greased and floured 9x13x2-inch baking pan. Sponsored Links Chocolate Lava Cake MixRich moist chocolate cake erupts chocolate lava when you cut into itwww.cookscorner.net Key Lime Pound CakesOriginal Recipe for this Unique Product. Shipped to Your Home.www.SignesBakery.com Free Peanut Butter CakePeanut Butter Explosion Cake Serves 8 Complete SurveyOnlineRewardCenter.com Bake chocolate marshmallow cake at 325° for 40 minutes. Remove from oven and place miniature marshmallows o

Chocolate Depression Cake
A budget chocolate depression cake with cocoa, vanilla, oil, vinegar, and other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 3 cups flour * 2 cups sugar * pinch salt * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 10 level tablespoons unsweetened cocoa * 2 teaspoons vanilla * 3/4 cup salad oil * 2 tablespoons vinegar * 2 cups cold water PREPARATION: Sift dry ingredients into a large mixing bowl. Add remaining ingredients and mix with a large spoon until smooth. Spoon into a greased and floured 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes. Frost with your favorite frosting.

Chocolate Banana Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 1/4 cups brown sugar * 2 eggs * 3 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 1/2 cups mashed, ripe bananas * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla PREPARATION: Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas; stir in vanilla. Pour into 2 greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 35 to 40 minutes, until cake tests done. Frost with a fluffy white frosting.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Chip Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup granulated sugar * 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 cup milk * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 3/4 cup peanut butter flavored pieces * 3/4 cup sugar * 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa * 2 cups boiling water * 1/2 cup peanut butter, creamy or chunky PREPARATION: In a mixing bowl, stir together flour, the 1/2 cup sugar, the 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, and baking powder. Add the milk, oil, and vanilla; stir until batter is smooth. Stir in peanut butter pieces. Spread batter evenly in bottom of a greased 3 1/2-4 qt crockery cooker.In another mixing bowl, combine the 3/4 cup sugar and 1/4 cup cocoa. Stir together boiling water and peanut butter; stir into cocoa mixture. Pour evenly over batter in the slow cooker. Cover and cook on high for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until toothpick inserted near center of cake comes out clean. Uncover a

Chocolate Oatmeal Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 1/3 cup shortening * 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar * 2 eggs, well beaten * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1 cup flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon soda * 1/3 cup cocoa, unsweetened * 1 cup buttermilk * 2 cups rolled oats * 1/2 cup chopped pecans or walnuts PREPARATION: Cream shortening and sugar together in mixing bowl. Into a separate container, sift together flour, salt, soda, and cocoa. Add to creamed ingredients alternately with buttermilk; blend well. Stir in rolled oats and chopped nuts.Bake in a greased and floured 13x9x2-inch baking pan. Bake at 350° for 35 minutes, or until a wooden pick or cake tester inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on rack. Spread with Peanut Butter Frosting, below. Peanut Butter Frosting * 6 tablespoons peanut butter * 1/3 to 1/2 cup cream * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla * 1 1/2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar Blend together the peanut butter, cream,

Chocolate Banana Cake Recipe
Frost this cake with your favorite frosting. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 1/4 cups brown sugar * 2 eggs * 3 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 1/2 cups mashed, ripe bananas * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla PREPARATION: Cream margarine and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat thoroughly after each. Stir in the cooled melted chocolate. Sift dry ingredients together and add to the batter alternately with the mashed bananas; stir in vanilla. Pour into 2 greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 35 to 40 minutes, until cake tests done. Frost with a fluffy white frosting.

Chocolate-covered Oreo Cookie Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) devil's food chocolate cake mix 4 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter, cut up 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1/2 cup sugar 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 12 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, coarsely crushed PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare and bake cake mix in two (9-inch) round cake pans as directed on package. Cool in pans 5 min. Invert onto wire racks; remove pans. Cool layers completely. PLACE chocolate and butter in small microwaveable bowl. Microwave on HIGH 2 min. or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Cool 5 min. BEAT cream cheese and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add the whipped topping and cookie crumbs; mix lightly. Place 1 of the cake layers, top-side down, on serving plate; spread with the cream cheese mixture. Cover with

Chocolate Bar Filled Chocolate Cupcakes
Ingredients: * CHOCOLATE BAR FILLING(recipe follows) * 3 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups sugar * 2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 cups water * 2/3 cup vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons white vinegar * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 (6.0 oz. each) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Bars, broken into pieces Directions: 1. Prepare CHOCOLATE BAR FILLING. 2. Heat oven to 350°F. Line muffin cups (2-1/2 inches in diameter) with paper bake cups. 3. Stir together flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt in large bowl. Add water, oil, vinegar and vanilla; beat on medium speed of mixer 2 minutes. Fill muffin cups 2/3 full with batter. Spoon 1 level tablespoon FILLING into center of each cupcake. 4. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in cake portion comes out clean. Remove from pan to wire rack. Cool completely. Top each cupcake with chocolate bar piece. About 2-1/2 dozen cupcakes.

Chocolate Cake Squares With Eggnog Sauce
Ingredients: * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 cup buttermilk or sour milk* * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 3/4 cup boiling water * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, softened * 1/4 cup shortening * 2 cups sugar * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/8 teaspoon salt * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * Powdered sugar * EGGNOG SAUCE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Stir baking soda into buttermilk in medium bowl; set aside. Stir together cocoa and water until smooth; set aside. 3. Beat butter, shortening and sugar in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs, vanilla and salt; beat well. Add buttermilk mixture alternately with flour to butter mixture, beating until blended. Add cocoa mixture; blend thoroughly. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely. Sprinkle powdere

Chocolate Cherry Squares
Ingredients: * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened * 1-3/4 cups sugar * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/4 teaspoon almond extract * 4 eggs * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 6 tablespoons HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1 can (21 oz.) cherry pie filling, divided * Powdered sugar * Frozen whipped topping, thawed Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Beat butter, sugar, vanilla and almond extract in large bowl. Add eggs; beat on medium speed of mixer 2 minutes. Stir together flour and cocoa; gradually add to butter mixture, beating until blended. Spread batter into prepared pan. Spoon 12 dollops of pie filling over batter in three rows of four, using about 1 tablespoon per serving. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until top springs back when cake is touched lightly in center. Cool; sift powdered sugar lightly over top, if desired. Cut into squares; serve with whipped topping and remaining cherry pie filling.

Chocolate Mousse Torte
Ingredients: * 2/3 cup butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup sugar * 3 eggs * 1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa or HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1-1/3 cups milk * CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Line 15-1/2x10-1/2x1-inch jelly-roll pan with foil; grease and flour foil. 2. Beat butter and sugar in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking powder and baking soda; gradually add to butter mixture, alternately with milk, beating until well blended. Spread batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes. Invert onto wire rack; carefully peel off foil. Cool completely. 4. Prepare CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLING. Trim edges from cake; cut cake crosswise into 4

Chocolate Mousse Torte
Ingredients: * 2/3 cup butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup sugar * 3 eggs * 1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa or HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1-1/3 cups milk * CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Line 15-1/2x10-1/2x1-inch jelly-roll pan with foil; grease and flour foil. 2. Beat butter and sugar in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking powder and baking soda; gradually add to butter mixture, alternately with milk, beating until well blended. Spread batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes. Invert onto wire rack; carefully peel off foil. Cool completely. 4. Prepare CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLING. Trim edges from cake; cut cake crosswise into 4

Chocolate Orange Marble Chiffon Cake
Ingredients: * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/4 cup hot water * 1-1/2 cups plus 3 tablespoons sugar, divided * 2 tablespoons plus 1/2 cup vegetable oil, divided * 2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 3 teaspoons baking powder * 1 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup cold water * 7 egg yolks * 1 cup (about 8) egg whites * 1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar * 1 tablespoon freshly grated orange peel * ORANGE GLAZE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Remove top oven rack; move other rack to lowest position. Heat oven to 325°F. 2. Stir together cocoa and hot water in medium bowl; stir in 3 tablespoons sugar and 2 tablespoons oil; set aside. Stir together flour, remaining 1-1/2 cups sugar, baking powder and salt in large bowl; add cold water, remaining 1/2 cup oil and egg yolks; beat with spoon until smooth. 3. Beat egg whites and cream of tartar in another large bowl on high speed of mixer until stiff peaks form. Pour egg yolk mixture in a thin st

Chocolate Squares With Nutty Caramel Sauce
Ingredients: * 1 cup sugar * 3/4 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa or HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup vegetable oil * 1/4 cup milk * 3 eggs * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 bag (14 oz.) caramel candies * 1/2 cup water * 1 cup pecan pieces * Sweetened whipped cream(optional) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease bottom only of 8-inch square baking pan. 2. Stir together sugar, flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt in medium bowl. Add oil, milk, eggs and vanilla; beat until smooth. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely in pan on wire rack. 4. Remove wrappers from caramels. Combine caramels and water in small saucepan. Cook over low heat, stirring occasionally, until smooth and well blended. Stir in pecans; cool until thickened slightly. Cut cake i

Chocolatetown Special Cake
Ingredients: * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa or HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa * 1/2 cup boiling water * 2/3 cup shortening * 1-3/4 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 eggs * 2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1-1/3 cups buttermilk or sour milk* * ONE-BOWL BUTTERCREAM FROSTING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch round baking pans. 2. Stir together cocoa and water in small bowl until smooth. Beat shortening, sugar and vanilla in large bowl until fluffy. Add eggs; beat well. Stir together flour, baking soda and salt; add to shortening mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating until well blended. Add cocoa mixture; beat well. Pour batter into prepared pans. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire racks. Cool completely. Frost with ONE-BOWL BUTTERCREA

...chocolate
Chocolate, that is what she was. You know the instant you put it into your mouth there is a chemical response, a rush of positive feeling that is almost immediate. She elicited a similar response in him. As he looked up from his paper in the crowded hotel lobby to see her walking across it, that same response overcame him. A warm glow that felt as if it would turn his body into a flaming pyre was ignited. The heat burned to the outer edges of his ears as he watched her movements. She was dressed in a snug fitting cream colored short skirt and silk blouse that nicely set off her dark tan. Her blonde tresses were up helping to accentuate her long graceful neck. On her feet a pair of stiletto heels made every muscle and tendon of her gorgeous legs visible from where he sat 50 feet away. The attention of every male from 8 to 80 in the room was unavoidably drawn to her. As she collected the key to her room and headed for the elevator, though, he reveled in the satisfaction that he was the o

Chocolate Almond Torte
Ingredients: * 4 eggs, separated * 3/4 cup sugar, divided * 3/4 cup ground blanched almonds * 1/3 cup all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 cup water * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/4 teaspoon almond extract * CHERRY FILLING(recipe follows) * CHOCOLATE GLAZE(recipe follows) * Sliced almonds, maraschino cherries or candied cherries, halved Directions: 1. Heat oven to 375°F. Grease bottoms of three 8-inch round baking pans. Line bottoms with wax paper; grease paper. 2. Beat egg yolks on medium speed of mixer 3 minutes in medium bowl. Gradually add 1/2 cup sugar; continue beating 2 minutes. Stir together almonds, flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; add alternately with water to egg yolk mixture, beating on low speed just until blended. Stir in vanilla and almond extract. 3. Beat egg whites in large bowl until foamy; gradually add remaining 1/4 cup sugar

Chocolate Almond-orange Cake
Ingredients: * 1/2 cup sliced almonds, toasted* * 7 eggs, separated * 1-1/4 cups sugar, divided * 1 tablespoon water * 1/4 teaspoon freshly grated orange peel * 1/3 cup potato starch * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/4 cup cake meal * 1/4 teaspoon salt * Whole blanched almonds and strips of orange peel (optional garnish) * COCOA-ORANGE SAUCE(optional) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 300°F. Place toasted almonds in food processor bowl; cover and process just until finely ground. Set aside. 2. Beat egg yolks in large bowl until thick and lemon colored. Gradually add 1 cup sugar, beating until thick. Stir in water and orange peel. Stir together potato starch, cocoa and cake meal; fold into yolk mixture. Fold in ground almonds. 3. Beat egg whites and salt in separate large bowl on medium speed until foamy. Gradually add remaining 1/4 cup sugar in small amounts, beating until stiff peaks form. Gently fold about 1 cup egg white mixtu

Chocolate Orgasm
Chocolate Orgasm Night of Passion once again Ingenious, Andveturous imagination Keep it fresh and new Never STale, Always Hot and Juicy Goddess Lays me down My four limbs to the four directions Mama wants a Chocolate Fix My body her playground, her toy Hershey, the land of Sweet Joy Dark or Milk Chocolate Syrup drizzled all over My body tingles, pulsates at the coolness on my skin Her serpt tongue dancesall over My body totally under her spell forom the beginning Licks, nibbles, suckles Trembling, begging the goddess for release The Great Goddess continues to feast Growlign like a Lioness on the Hunt Devouring me totally form head to toe Refusing to allow me to Cum HWimpers of frustration yet complete bliss Escape my whimpering moist lips My body clean of the sauce, Mama Please..Mama I beg you Untying my arms, commanding me to sit up My Back against the headboard Manhood rockhard and at attention Mama Takes the seat of Power and authori

Chocolate Ritual
as a chocolate lover and as a wiccan I thought this was very funny.... The Chocolate Ritual Materials required: On the altar there are brown candles, a Tootsie Roll (the great big one---as the athame), a large glass with milk in it (the chalice), a small dish of Nestle's Quik and a spoon, a small dish of chocolate sprinkles, a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet. CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE: (Take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles) Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast No calories in thy presence last. Let no fat adhere to me, And as I will So Mote It BE! (Take the small bowl of Nestle’s Quik and spoon) Nestle's Quik where thou art cast Turn this milk to chocolate, fast. Let all good things come to me, And make my milk all chocolatey! CAST THE CIRCLE (using a tootsie roll): CALL THE QUARTERS: Mousse of the East, Fluffy one! Great prince of the palace of dessert. Be present, we pray thee, And guard this ci

Chocolate Cheesecake
Ingredients: * CHOCOLATE CRUMB CRUST(recipe follows) * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 3 packages (8 oz. each) cream cheese, softened * 1 can (14 oz.) sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk) * 4 eggs * 1 tablespoon vanilla extract Directions: 1. Prepare CHOCOLATE CRUMB CRUST. Heat oven to 300°F. 2. Place butter in medium microwave-safe bowl. Microwave at HIGH (100%) 30 to 45 seconds or until melted. Stir in cocoa until smooth; set aside. 3. Beat cream cheese in large bowl. Add cocoa mixture; beat well. Gradually beat in sweetened condensed milk until smooth. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well. Pour batter into prepared pan. 4. Bake 1 hour and 5 minutes or until set. (Center will be soft.) Remove pan from oven to wire rack; loosen cake from side of pan. Cool completely; remove side of pan. To serve, garnish as desired. Cover; refrigerate leftover cheesecake. Garnish as desired. 12 servings. CHOC

Chocolate Lover's Cheesecake
Ingredients: * GRAHAM CRUST(recipe follows) * 2 packages (8 oz. each) cream cheese, softened * 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar, divided * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, divided * 2 eggs * 1 cup HERSHEY'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips * 1 container (8 oz.) dairy sour cream Directions: 1. Prepare GRAHAM CRUST. Heat oven to 375°F. 2. Beat cream cheese, 3/4 cup sugar, cocoa and 1 teaspoon vanilla in large bowl until light and fluffy. Add eggs; beat until well blended. Stir in chocolate chips. Pour into prepared crust. 3. Bake 20 minutes. Remove from oven; cool 15 minutes. Increase oven temperature to 425°F. Stir together sour cream, remaining 2 tablespoons sugar and remaining 1 teaspoon vanilla in small bowl; stir until smooth. Spread evenly over baked filling. 4. Bake 10 minutes. Remove from oven to wire rack. With knife, loosen cake from side of pan. Cool completely; remove side of pan. Refrigerate several hours

Chocolate Ricotta Cheesecake
Ingredients: * YOGURT CHEESE(recipe follows) * 1/3 cup graham cracker crumbs * 3-1/2 cups (two 15 oz. containers) lowfat part-skim ricotta cheese, drained * 2 egg whites * 3/4 cup sugar * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * Sliced fresh strawberries and kiwifruit(optional) Directions: 1. Prepare YOGURT CHEESE. Heat oven to 325°F. Sprinkle graham cracker crumbs on bottom of 9-inch springform pan. 2. In food processor bowl or large bowl, process ricotta cheese until smooth. Add YOGURT CHEESE, egg whites, sugar, cocoa, flour and vanilla; process just until well blended. Pour into prepared pan. 3. Bake 50 minutes or until edge is set. Turn off oven; open oven door slightly. Leave cheesecake in oven 1 hour. Remove from oven. With knife, loosen cheesecake from side of pan. Cool completely in pan on wire rack. Cover; refrigerate until chilled. Just before serving, remove side of pan.

Chocolate Kiss
Chocolate Kiss Ingredients: 1/2 ounce Creme de Cacao 1/2 ounce Frangelico liqueur 1/2 ounce vodka 6 ounces vanilla ice cream Preparations: Combine liquor with 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, blend with ice and garnish with chocolate sprinkles. Makes 1 Love Drink.

Chocolate Sings!
Okay, I pulled this from the recent bulletins, but is a nice reminder on how we really do need to first stop and smell the roses, taking time to enjoy life, as well as the spirit of Christmas. Enjoy the story, that is a same story as retold many times and many different ways, but an essence for our existence that we should remember each and every day!! :D CHOCOLATE SINGS One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them---All in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate." I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with heated apple pie," Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine.. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as

Chocolate Mousse Squares
Ingredients: 3/4 cup all-purpose flour, PLUS"PLUS" means this ingredient in addition to the one on the next line, often with divided uses 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour, divided 2/3 cup Splenda (sugar substitute), PLUS"PLUS" means this ingredient in addition to the one on the next line, often with divided uses 3 tablespoons Splenda (sugar substitute), divided 1/4 cup margarine 1/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa 1/2 teaspoon powdered instant coffee 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 cup frozen egg substitute, thawed 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup plain non-fat yogurt Directions: Heat oven to 350 F. In medium bowl, stir together 3/4 cup flour and 3 Tbsp Splenda. With pastry blender or 2 knives, cut in margarine until fine crumbs form. Press mixture onto bottom of ungreased 8 inch square baking pan. Bake 15 minutes or until golden. Reduce oven temperature to 300 F. Meanwhile, in small mixer bowl, stir together remaining 2/3 cup Splenda, cocoa, remaining 2 Tbsp flour, instant c

Chocolate Peanut Butter Bars
Original recipe yield: 72 servings PREP TIME 30 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 3 cups sugar * 1 cup light corn syrup * 1/2 cup water * 1 (18 ounce) jar creamy peanut butter, melted * 1 1/2 pounds milk chocolate confectionery coating* DIRECTIONS 1. In a large heavy saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup and water. Cook and stir over low heat until sugar is dissolved; bring to a full rolling boil. Boil, stirring constantly, until a candy thermometer reads 290 degrees F (soft-crack stage). 2. Meanwhile, place melted peanut butter in a large greased heat proof bowl. Pour hot syrup over peanut butter; stir quickly until blended. Pour onto a well-buttered baking sheet; cover with a piece of buttered waxed paper. Roll mixture into a 14-in. x 12-in. rectangle. While warm, cut into 1-1/2-in. x 1-in. bars using a buttered pizza cutter or knife. Cool completely. 3. Melt confectionery coating; dip bars and place on waxed paper to harden.

Chocolate Covered Cherries
Chocolate-Covered Cherries By Dawn Holt [NOTE: This Christmas letter was sent to friends and family along with a box of chocolate-covered cherries.] What a terrible way to spend Christmas! My oldest son, Cameron, had been diagnosed with acute myleoblastic leukemia the previous June. After a harrowing ride in a military helicopter to Walter Reed Hospital, three rounds of horrendous chemotherapy, an excruciating lung resection, and a disappointing bone marrow search, we were at Duke University Hospital. Cameron had undergone a cord blood transplant, a last-ditch effort to save his life, in early December. Now, here it was Christmas Eve. Spending Christmas in the small room on Ward 9200 seemed strange - so different from our usual holiday setting at home. We had always spent weeks on our favorite holiday project: baking cookies. Now the cookies were sent from family and friends, since I tried to spend all my time with Cameron, helping to ease the long,

The Chocolate Ritual
The Chocolate Ritual Copyright 1993, John Shepard, Performed at Dragonfest, August 1993 Materials required: On the altar there are brown candles; a Tootsie Roll (the great big one -as the athame); a large glass with milk in it, (the chalice); a small dish of Nestle's Quik and a spoon; a small dish of chocolate sprinkles; a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet; CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE: (Take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles) Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast No calories in thy presence last. Let no fat adhere to me, And as I will So Mote It BE! Nestle's Quik where thou art cast Turn this milk to chocolate, fast. Let all good things come to me, And make my milk all chocolatey! CAST THE CIRCLE (using a tootsie roll): CALL THE QUARTERS: Mousse of the East, Fluffy one! Great prince of the palace of dessert. Be present, we pray thee, And guard this circle from all moochers Approaching from the East. Fondue of the South,

Chocolate Is Better Than Sex (20 Reasons) Lol This Is Funny
1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

Chocolate, Spit, And Love
Chocolate, Spit, and Love by Travis J. Teeter Crushed hearts shedding tears of blood today, All because of the remembrance of lost loves. Break through the pain and drama, find the words to say. Give a smile, a hug, a kiss. Or cuddle together like Turtle doves. It really doesn't matter. Eat some candy if your not into kissin'. Remember to smile, because doubtless, someone loves you. And if ya don't swap spit, ya really don't know what yer missin'. Write a little note to that special someone. Do what you do. Ha. Can't go wrong right? Worst they can say is no. ..Actually, they could laugh and ask "Are you kidding?" But hey, who cares right? Take your chocolates and go. Gotta love the chocolate. In some ways, its better than a girl. It doesn't complain when you nibble on it, err..I mean.. Its always there when you want it, pop it in your mouth, It'll melt just for you. And it doesn't care if your lean. Screw the kissing. Get some chocolate. I'm from the south.

Chocolate And Friends
CHOCOLATE SINGS One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them---All in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate." I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. " Along with heated apple pie," Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine.. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait. I smiled. She asked if she amused me. I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order rich desserts,

Chocolate Orgasm
Chocolate Orgasm Night of Passion once again Ingenious, Andveturous imagination Keep it fresh and new Never STale, Always Hot and Juicy Goddess Lays me down My four limbs to the four directions Mama wants a Chocolate Fix My body her playground, her toy Hershey, the land of Sweet Joy Dark or Milk Chocolate Syrup drizzled all over My body tingles, pulsates at the coolness on my skin Her serpt tongue dancesall over My body totally under her spell forom the beginning Licks, nibbles, suckles Trembling, begging the goddess for release The Great Goddess continues to feast Growlign like a Lioness on the Hunt Devouring me totally form head to toe Refusing to allow me to Cum HWimpers of frustration yet complete bliss Escape my whimpering moist lips My body clean of the sauce, Mama Please..Mama I beg you Untying my arms, commanding me to sit up My Back against the headboard Manhood rockhard and at attention Mama Takes the seat of Power and authori

Chocolate And Vanilla
Chocolate and vanilla No longer a sociuetal taboo Yet a twinge of naughtiness remains Chocolate God and Vanilla Goddess Soft contrasting skin excites and enflames Pure raw Sexual Mystery and Pleasure Drawn together as the Lord and Lady Their Temple of Primal lust and deepest Love AT one with the ryhtms of the Universe Sparks of Creation explode form their Sensual Kiss Soothing full body tremors of desire Radiate form their pleasure cores As they continue their Worship of one another Hands, fingers, tongues Strategic and deternmined, Placed at each others pleasure centers Love, Sexual power and mystery flow form every pore His serpent tongue explores his goddes's tender folds Her moans of prowess and passion show her satisfaction She takes him like only a Goddess can Her tongue, her touch expertly devours his manhood Head to tow, Bottom to top Side to side, not a spot missed or unpleased Candles flicker, Incense burns scents of pleasure They jo

Chocolate Raspberry Bonbons
These raspberry chocolate candies are made like bourbon balls. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup finely crushed vanilla wafers * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 1 cup chopped almonds, toasted * 2 tablespoons cocoa, unsweetened * 2 tablespoons butter * 1/4 cup raspberry preserves, seedless * 1/4 cup raspberry liqueur * 6 ounces sweet baking chocolate, grated PREPARATION: Combine wafer crumbs, sugar, almonds, and cocoa in mixing bowl. Heat butter and raspberry preserves until butter melts. Blend butter mixture into crumb mixture; add raspberry liqueur. Chill for about 1 hour, then shape into 1-inch balls. Roll balls in grated chocolate. Makes about 20. May be stored in an airtight container for up to 2 weeks.

Chocolate Rocky Road Fudge Recipe
Chocolate fudge with marshmallows and chopped nuts This easy old-fashioned chocolate fudge is cooked on the stovetop, then nuts are added and it's poured over marshmallows which have been chilled to prevent melting. It's a delicious and very special fudge Rocky Road Fudge * 2 cups granulated sugar * 3/4 cup evaporated milk * 2 ounces baking chocolate, unsweetened * 1 tablespoons light corn syrup * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1/2 cup miniature marshmallows * 1/2 cup chopped walnuts or pecans, optional Line a 9x5x3-inch loaf pan with foil, extending foil over pan side edges. Butter the foil; sprinkle marshmallows over the bottom of the pan then put in the freezer while making fudge. Lightly butter the interior of a 2-quart saucepan; add sugar, milk, chocolate, and corn syrup. Cook over medium high heat until the mixture begins to boil. Continue boiling gently, stirring frequently, until the mixture reaches the soft ball s

Chocolate Tart
Yield: 12 servings. The original recipe for the world famous Austrian tart "Sachertorte" is a secret. However, a number of copycat recipes have been published. Our recipe gives a cake similar to the velvety cake you can have at Hotel Sacher in Vienna. Please note that the cake should be assembled 1-2 days before serving to become moist. Ingredients 4 oz (120 g) sweet or semisweet dark chocolate (37-50 % cocoa) 5 eggs ¾ cup (155 g) sugar ½ cup (1.2 dl) vegetable oil 1 cup (2.4 dl or 140 g) all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 tablespoons (0.45 dl) water Method 1. Preheat oven to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C) and grease a 9 inch (23 cm) cake tin, lightly dust with flour. 2. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt it with the water in a double boiler (over hot water). 3. Separate egg whites and egg yolks. With an electric mixer whisk the eggs whites until forming stiff peaks, add gradually half of the sugar whi

Chocolate Truffles With Orange Liqueur
Chocolate Truffles with Orange Liqueur Ingredients 7 oz (200 g) dark semisweet chocolate (45-60% cocoa) 4 oz (120 g) butter 2 egg yolks 2 oz (60 ml) orange liqueur 4 oz (110 g) dark semisweet chocolate (45-60% cocoa) Method 1. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt with butter over hot water in a double boiler. 2. Add egg yolks and orange liqueur and whisk gently until the mixture is smooth. Let cool in the refrigerator overnight covered by plastic wrap. 3. Scoop small tablespoons of chocolate mixture and roll the truffle balls in your hands; be careful to avoid melting the balls. The size (diameter) should be about 1 inch (2.5 cm). Alternatively, shape the truffles by using a melon baller. 4. Cool them in the refrigerator before coating with melted dark chocolate. 5. Melt the dark chocolate over hot water and cool the melted chocolate to 95 degrees F (35 degrees C) or less but do not let the mixture harden. 6. Coat the cold truffle balls by r

Chocolate On Chocolate
> > No cheating. Pick your favorite dessert from the list below, then look >to see what psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert >personality test, send this e-mail onto others, but when you do, be sure to >put your choice of dessert in the subject box above and resend it to the >person who sent this to you. > >If you were making a dessert and you had your choice of those below or >(some great bakery was baking the dessert of your choice), which would you >choose? > >Angel food >Brownies >Lemon Meringue >Vanilla with Chocolate Icing >Strawberry Short Cake >Chocolate on Chocolate >Ice Cream >Carrot Cake >Cherry Pie > >NO ... You can't change! your mind once you scroll down! So think >carefully, what your choice will be! OK - Now that you've made your choice, >this is what research says about you! > >? >? >? >? >? >? > >Angel Food... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A >little nutty at times. Sometimes you need

Chocolate De'javu'
The questions begin... As we sit and enjoy the warm fire... My mind is busy creating on this cold night~ Chocolate Ecstasy De'JaVu' Chocolate is exquisite Such a treat You say you want to be creative Making my favorite food part of our Wild Nights and days To try something new for the holidays What you have in mind.... I have an idea or two Mind if I share with you... Chocolate in all flavors makes me delirious I can't get enough Dark, Milk, Rich Dark Chocolate, White Dark Rich is my total joy With a glass of wine I'm fulfilled and feeling sublime There would be nothing more I could crave When this takes place this year Chocolate sends me over the edge I would die for chocolate under the right circumstance... Liquefy it... Let it cool Pour it over my natural naked curves All over me Just don't touch me till it hardens After you're finished with your chocolate creation Lick it ALL off to remove

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Chocolate Bar With A Suprise!
FRANKFURT, Feb 7 (Reuters Life!) - A man in Germany was put off his Italian chocolate treat when he noticed that a bump in the bar was not a nut but part of a human finger. "He found a fingertip, complete with fingernail, right in the middle of the bar," said a police spokesman in the town of Mainz, close to Frankfurt. "I suppose it went unnoticed because there were nuts in the chocolate and it was hard to tell the difference," the police spokesman said, adding the fingertip was being examined by forensic experts. The 28-year-old man was in shock when he took the bar to police after a family doctor confirmed its contents. Police declined to name the brand of the chocolate.

Chocolate On Chocolate
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Sorry, you can only pick one! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be!! OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream c

Chocolate Mousse Ii
Original recipe yield: 7 servings PREP TIME 15 Min READY IN 15 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 5 tablespoons boiling water * 4 eggs, separated DIRECTIONS 1. Grind chocolate chips in a blender, using short pulses. Add boiling water and blend to melt the chocolate. Add egg yolks, one at a time, blending well after each. 2. In a medium bowl, beat egg whites with electric mixer until stiff peaks form. Fold egg whites into chocolate mixture gently. Pour the mousse into wine glasses or other serving glasses and chill in refrigerator until set.

Chocolate Mousse Ii
INGREDIENTS * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 5 tablespoons boiling water * 4 eggs, separated DIRECTIONS 1. Grind chocolate chips in a blender, using short pulses. Add boiling water and blend to melt the chocolate. Add egg yolks, one at a time, blending well after each. 2. In a medium bowl, beat egg whites with electric mixer until stiff peaks form. Fold egg whites into chocolate mixture gently. Pour the mousse into wine glasses or other serving glasses and chill in refrigerator until set.

Chocolate Milk Made Me Smoke Marijuana
ok here's the DL, i wrote this paper coming off a high, and needed a topic for my Philosophy paper, and what better topic the pot. i chose the gateway theory again for this paper, as i have written many papers on it in my writing classes because it is college, not high school and they cant do shit about it, but like you have to read this paper to fully understand my argument, which is valid, please no haters because i'm not judgin you, and i hope you won't judge like the rest of this stereotypical judging world (and sry trhat i didn't use proper english in this intro, its the internet, the paper is written well, so you can back off, im a writing major, dont try me.) here it is: Chocolate Milk Made Me Smoke Marijuana An interesting quote I heard before from a show on television, but I can not recall its name is a guy in a jail cell saying, "I used to smoke a lot of pot, but then I ended up doing a lot of coke, but it wasn't the weed that did it, it was me." And this has alw

Chocolate Hedonism Getaway (a Hedonism Ii Event)
CHOCOLATE HEDONISM GETAWAY (A Hedonism II Event) Place: Negril, Jamaica(Hedonism II Resort) Date: June 20 - 24, 2007 Comments: Sooner or later, it's gonna happen. The primal urge to just let go & unwind, you're not alone. Hedonism II, on world famous Negril Beach, is the PLAYGROUND for your inner SPIRIT, nourishment for the MIND, BODY and SOUL. With absolutely everything included in one upfront price, you never have to think about money. Not even tips. Just what to do next and how! "Life is what you make of it. Its almost like a box of CHOCOLATES, you never know what you are getting until you bite into it" Join the "PUNANY POETS": Jessica Holter, "Ghetto Girl Blue", Exotic Male Dancer / Poet "SLAM", "The Head Doctor" & Comedians "Cocoa Brown & Big "Kenny Rob" @ Chocolate Hedo.

Cho-co-late Fantasy Week (a Hedonism Event)
CHO-CO-LATE FANTASY WEEK (A Hedonism Event) Place: Runaway Bay, Jamaica(Hedonism III Resort) Date: June 29 - July 4, 2007 Comments: The hottest sexiest chocolate men and women come together for a week of fun in the sun at the most uninhibited resort in the world.

Chocolate Said To A Lollipop
Chocolate said to a lollipop, "You are damn sweet." And then lollipop said, "Not as sweet as the person reading this!" Your smile makes me smile... Your talks make me glad.. Your company makes me happy... But your absence makes me sad... Always be with me my friend!!! Send this to all your friends in your list and also back to me. If I'm your friend. If you get more than 7 you are loved

Chocolate-studded Shamrocks
Chocolate-Studded Shamrocks Credit: Nestle Servings: 48 cookies Ingredients: * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened (we recommend Land O'Lakes Butter) * 2/3 cup granulated sugar * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 large eggs * 2 cups (12-ounce package) Nestle Toll House Semi-Sweet Chocolate Mini Morsels * 2 tablespoons green-colored sugar Directions: Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Combine flour and baking powder in small bowl. Beat butter, sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in dry ingredients. Stir in morsels. Refrigerate for a few minutes until firm. Shape dough into 3/4-inch balls; place 3 together to form shamrock shape on ungreased baking sheets. Roll small amount of dough to form stem. Sprinkle with green sugar. Repeat with remaining dough. Bake for 8 to 10

Chocolate Improves Blood Vessel Function: Study
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Chocoholics were given further reason to rejoice on Saturday when a small clinical study showed that dark chocolate improves the function of blood vessels. While the researchers cautioned against bingeing on bon bons, they said the findings of the trial were clear and called for larger such studies to confirm the results. "In this sample of healthy adults, dark chocolate ingestion over a short period of time was shown to significantly improve (blood vessel) function," said Dr. Valentine Yanchou Njike of Yale Prevention Research Center, a co-investigator of the study. The results, presented at the annual American College of Cardiology scientific meeting in New Orleans, add to mounting evidence of the health benefits of dark chocolate. During the six-week trial, 45 people were given 8 ounces (227 grams) of cocoa without sugar, cocoa with sugar or a placebo each day. An upper arm artery's ability to relax and expand to accommodate increased blood flo

Chocolate Turtle Cheesecake
This is a fabulous cheesecake with an chocolate cookie crust and a pecan, caramel and fudge topping. It presents beautifully!" Original recipe yield: 1 9 inch round PREP TIME 8 Hrs 20 Min COOK TIME 30 Min READY IN 8 Hrs 50 MinNGREDIENTS * 24 chocolate sandwich cookies, crushed * 2 tablespoons butter, melted * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese * 1/3 cup white sugar * 1/4 cup sour cream * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/2 cup caramel topping * 1/2 cup chocolate fudge topping * 1/2 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In small bowl, combine crushed cookies and melted butter. Press into bottom and sides of 9 inch pie pan. Place in freezer. 2. In large bowl, beat cream cheese with electric mixer until creamy. Add sugar, sour cream, eggs and vanilla and beat until smooth. Pour cream cheese mixture over cookie crust. Bake 30 to 35 minutes, or until center is almost se

Chocolate Jesus
Artist Cosimo Cavallaro has created a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ. And predictably a bunch of folks have begun complaining about it. I've been thinking the matter over, and I can't see what all the fuss is about. Maybe people are offended because J-Dawg is naked and you can see his junk. Well, as far as I know, he did have all of the standard equipment, so what’s the problem? Frankly, if he didn’t have a happy little dingly-dangly, I’d be a lot less impressed with the man. Let’s face it, avoiding temptation is a LOT easier when you aren’t packing a pistol. So is it the fact that he is made of food? If so, how come when the Virgin Mary shows up on a cheese sandwich, everyone thinks it a miracle? Maybe it’s because he’s made of chocolate. After all, it’s Easter time, and maybe these folks see a chocolate J-Bunny and feel compelled to bite off the ears. Would that be a sin? Imagine standing at the pearly gates and being denied entrance

Chocolate (this Is Cute)
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week. Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 145 pounds. So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!!

Chocolate Cream Cheese Flan
Chocolate Cream Cheese Flan Here's a little something special to add to your dessert repertoire. After all, the only thing better than a cool, luscious flan is a cool, luscious chocolate flan. Credit: Nestle Servings: 12 Ingredients: * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup water * 1 1/2 cups (12-fluid-ounce can) Nestle Carnation Evaporated Milk * 1 1/4 cups (14-ounce can) Nestle Carnation Sweetened Condensed Milk * 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened (we recommend Land O'Lakes Butter) * 2 packets (1 ounce each) Nestle Toll House Choco Bake Unsweetened Chocolate Flavor * 5 large eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine sugar and water in medium saucepan; cook over low heat, stirring constantly for 3 to 4 minutes, or until dissolved. Increase heat to medium-high; boil, without stirring, for about 15 minutes, or until caramel colored. Quic

Chocolate Lover?
I just received a profile comment that implied that chocolate is the way to a womans heart.. I thought about this and wondered. Yes but which chocolates? the fattening ones? or the diet one? Regular or Diabetic? Fair trade or standard commercial? Dark or milk chocolate? hard or soft centres? do you have a nut allergy? is the box big enough? I promise you it really isn't that simple on product basis. Then there is the making sure that everything is transparent so that when you think Why has he given me chocolates? What has he done? is he doing? who is he doing etc etc etc it is obvious that none of these things is happening and it was simply a gift from the heart. It's a potential minefield, this is why us blokes don't give you chocolates even though we love you.

Chocolate Syrup Slurp.
Baby lay back here on this bed and rests your arms behind your head. You’re about to be served by your personal freak, chocolate syrup is about to be your treat, you have on my favorite string today, but they got to come off, they’re in the way. I see that you’re looking wet, slippery and dripping, ready to be probe and trusting, but lets start by pouring this over the top of your Clit, I love to watch it slowly run down the Clit and then into the slit over your vulva and into your cunt, but I will not let it go further than that, I will catch it with my tongue, stop it in its tracks. Chocolate covered cunt Sundae, dessert of choice for a freak with a trembling tongue and a long hard dick. I will slide my tongue all the way following the trail of the chocolate from the bottom of your ass through your cunt slowly to the clit licking chocolate mixed with you tasty love juice, my tongue moving first slowly in and out your cunt slurping all the time. My tongue moving up and down, then in

Chocolate...the Phone
anyone use one? got any tips?

Choctaw Creation Myth
The Choctaw who remain in Mississippi tell this story as an explanation of how they came to the land where they live now and of how Naniah Waiya Mound came to be. Two brothers, Chata and Chicksah led the original people from a land in the far west that had ceased to prosper. The people traveled for a long time, guided by a magical pole. Each night, when the people stopped to camp, the pole was placed in the ground and in the morning the people would travel in the direction in which the pole leaned. After traveling for an extremely long time, they finally came to a place where the pole remained upright. In this place, they laid to rest the bones of their ancestors, which they had carried in buffalo sacks from the original land in the west. The mound grew out of that great burial. After the burial, the brothers discovered that the land could not support all the people. Chicksah took half the people and departed to the North and eventually became the Chickasaw tribe. Chatah

Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
TOP THIRTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX You can GET chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow that"; has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. Good chocolate is easy to find. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. You are n

Chocolate Ice Cream
Chocolate IceCream C reamy, smooth...decadent H eartly delicious O h, My mouth waters C runchy nuts over velvety smooth cocoa O n my tongue does melt L usciously sweet and satifying! A treat on a Summer's Day T astefully divine E ating it, savoring the rich texture I cycles on my tongue form C reamy smooth it tastes down my throat E nticingly delicious...I crave for more! C hocolate ice cream, my Delight R avenous I am for some, I'll.. E arn my money to buy some more A and feed my chocolate ice-cream frenzy! M MMM! What can possibly take the place of Chocolate Ice-cream..You tell me!!! Chocolate Ice Cream 2 oz Unsweetened chocolate 1/3 c Unsweetened cocoa pwdr 1 1/2 c Milk 2 Large eggs 1 c Sugar 1 c Whipping cream 1 t Vanilla extract 1.Melt the unsweetened chocolate on top of a double boiler over hot, not boiling, water. Gradually whisk in the cocoa and heat, stirring constantly, until

A Chocolate Said To A Lollipop
A chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : Not as sweet as the person reading this! Ur smile makes me smile... ur talks make me glad.. But ur absence makes me sad... Be always with me my dear friend!!! send this 2 all ur friends in ur list n also back 2 me if i am ur friend.... If u get more than 7 u r lovable" ^H E , -^_^-, .. _, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..| _.. H E , .-^____________k __..,Y.-^________________i ________________________ss ________________________kis _______________________skiss _______________________kissk ______________________isskiss ____________________kisskisskis __________________skisskisskisski ________________sskisskisskisskissk ______________isskisskisskisskisskiss ____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis _________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss _______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk ______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss ______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis _______skisskisskisskisskisskis

A Chocolate Affair
Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality St. It was After 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! He slipped his hand in 2 her Snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have Jelly Babies she let him have her up Bournville Boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar. It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out, But he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky Way !

Chocolate Chip Cookies (diabetic)
1/2 c. butter 1/4 c. brown sugar substitute 1 egg or egg substitute 1 tsp. vanilla 1 1/2 c. whole wheat flour 1/2 c. oatmeal 1/2 tsp. salt (optional) 1/2 tsp. soda 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 c. skim milk 1/2 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cream butter and brown sugar substitute. Add egg and vanilla, cream until light. Add dry ingredients alternately with milk, stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded teaspoon onto prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until brown and crispy. Makes 36 cookies.

Chocolate Creme Brulee
Chocolate Creme Brulee This dessert might not look as dreamy as some of its cocoa-filled cousins, but one bite and you'll be in heaven. From the crisp chocolate crunch at the top to the rich, warm gooeyness inside, creme brulee has never tasted so good. Credit: I Want Chocolate! by Trish Deseine Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 5 ounces best-quality dark chocolate * 7 egg yolks * 1/4 cup sugar * 2 1/2 cups whipping cream * 5 tablespoons brown sugar Directions: Preheat the oven to 250 degrees F. Melt the chocolate in a microwave oven or in a bowl over hot water, then leave to cool slightly. Beat the egg yolks with the sugar using an electric mixer until the mixture is pale. Add the melted chocolate, then the cream, beating constantly. Pour the mixture into individual gratin dishes or ramekins and bake for about 30 minutes. Keep a close eye on them -- the creamy mixture should be firm at the edges but not yet set in the middle. Remove th

Choco Delight I Am
What Kind of Chocolate Covered Delight Are You?Chocolate Covered RaisinsYou are sweet with a hint of zestiness! Very unpredictable in the best way possible! Your friends love you because of you ability to become so adaptable to almost every situation and your spontanaity. You're always down for whatever! What a great friend you are! How sweet it is to be loved by you!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Chocolate Eclair Cake (yummy) --posted Yesterday..wrong Blog Lol
1 pound box of graham crackers (honey) 3 boxes (4 0z each) instant french vanilla pudding 4 cups milk 12 oz container of cool whip 1. butter a 9x13 baking dish 2. line pan with layer of whole graham crackers. 3. stir pudding with a mixer and slowly add cool whip. pour half of pudding/ cool whip mix over graham crackers. 4. do a second layer of whole graham crackers, pour rest of pudding/ cool whip mix over it. 5. third layer of graham crackers. 6. chill for 2 hours. 7. chocolate frosting over the top layer of graham crackers, chill again for about half an hour or until the frosting is cold to touch.

Chocolate Ganache Torte
The Shell Ingredients: One box “Nabisco’s Famous” chocolate wafers, or your favorite chocolate nut cookies 2/3 cup pecans Melted butter (half stick or less) 9 inch spring-form pan Process: Chop/process the wafers and pecans until fine, add enough melted butter to press this into the spring-form pan (along the bottom and halfway up the sides). Bake in oven at 350°F for 20 minutes, put aside. The Filling Ingredients: One and one half to two pounds of the best available melting chocolate More melted butter (up to one stick) One half pint (or more) heavy whipping cream Process: In double boiler melt the butter and then add the chocolate. When chocolate is swirl-able, slowly add the whipping cream, stirring slowly, until mixture is blended and smooth. Pour mixture into the prepared shell. Refrigerate for at least four hours. The Sauce Ingredients: Melted butter (one stick or a bit more) Cane sugar (a pound or less) Heavy whipping cream (one half pint - or more)

Chocolate Pecan Delite
Original recipe yield: 1 - 9x13 inch baking dish PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 45 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup finely chopped pecans * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 3 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed * 1 (3.9 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix * 1 (3.4 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix * 3 cups milk * 2 tablespoons chopped pecans DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. In a medium bowl, cut the butter into the flour with a pastry blender or two knives, until mixture resembles coarse meal. Stir in pecans, press into bottom of a 9x13-inch baking dish and bake 15 minutes, or until golden. Cool completely. 3. In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, confectioners' sugar and 1 cup whipped topping with electric mixer until smooth. In a separate bowl, whisk together chocolate pudding mix

Chocolate-hazelnut Cookies
4 to 5 dozen cookies Prep: 30 minutes Bake: 10 minutes/batch Cool: 2 minutes Stand: 2 minutes View Nutrition Facts Ingredients * 3/4 cup butter, softened * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 1 13-ounce jar chocolate-hazelnut spread * 1 ounce unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 2 eggs * 2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 cup semisweet chocolate pieces * 1 cup coarsely chopped toasted and skinned hazelnuts* * 5 ounces white chocolate baking squares, melted Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degree F. In a very large mixing bowl beat butter with an electric mixer on medium to high speed for 30 seconds. Add granulated sugar and brown sugar. Beat until combined, scraping sides of bowl occasionally. Add chocolate-hazelnut spread, unsweetened

Chocolate Cluster-peanut Butter Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 20 min Makes: 16 servings, one slice each 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1/2 cup peanut butter 1/2 cup PLANTERS Dry Roasted Peanuts 2 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Prepare and bake cake mix as directed on package in 2 greased and floured 9-inch round cake pans. Cool 10 min.; remove from pans. Cool completely on wire racks. Meanwhile, pour milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat 2 min. or until well blended. Add peanut butter; beat well. Refrigerate until ready to use. MIX peanuts and melted chocolate; stir until evenly coated. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto waxed paper-covered baking sheet. Refrigerate 10 min. or until firm. PLACE one of the cake layers on cake platter; spread with 1 cup of the pudding mixture. Cover with re

Chocolate Bombe
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 4 hr 25 min Makes: 8 servings 1 pkg. (12 oz.) pound cake 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Chocolate Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 1 cup cold milk 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling LINE medium glass bowl with plastic wrap. Cut cake evenly into 12 slices; cut each cake slice diagonally in half to make 2 triangles. Line prepared bowl with single layer of cake triangles; set remaining cake triangles aside for later use. Spread 1 cup of the whipped topping over cake layer in bottom of bowl; cover. Refrigerate until ready to use. POUR milk into medium bowl. Add dry pudding mix; beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in 1 cup of the remaining whipped topping; pour over whipped topping layer in bowl. Top with the remaining cake triangles; cover. Refrigerate 4 hours or until set. UNMOLD dessert onto serving platter. Remove plastic wrap. Frost with the remaining whipped toppi

Chocolate-covered Cherry Cake
ngredients: * 1 Package White Cake Mix * 1 Bottle Maraschino Cherries (reserve juice) * 2 Bars of Ghirardelli Chocolate * 1 8 oz. Package Cream Cheese, Softened * 1/2 Cup Butter, Softened * 1 tsp. Vanilla * 2 Cups Confectioners' Sugar, sifted Method Mix cake as directed on package substituting juice for water (if not enough juice to meet water requirements, then substitute remaining with water.) Fold in cherries. Bake in a 9x13" pan as directed on package. Cool thoroughly. Frosting: Melt chocolate over boiling water. Cream softened Cream Cheese and Butter. Add Vanilla, mixing well. Add Confectioners' Sugar, about 1/2 cup at a time, until well blended. Add melted Chocolate, mixing well. Spread onto cooled cake immediately after preparing. Notes: Number of servings: 8

Chocolate Ice Cream Cake
2 large 1 1/2 cups 1 1/4 cups 1/2 cup 3/4 tsp 1/2 tsp 1/2 cup 1 cup 1/2 gallon 3/4 cup 1/2 cup Eggs, separated Granulated sugar, divided use All-purpose flour HERSHEY'S Cocoa Baking soda Salt Vegetable oil Buttermilk or sour milk* Favorite flavored Ice Cream Sweetened whipped cream Fresh fruit, sliced Chocolate Cream Rosettes (optional) Oven Temp ~ 350° Bake Time ~ 18 - 20 minutes Pan Type ~ three 9"cake pans Preheat oven, grease and flour pans. (If only 2 pans are available, reserve one-third of batter in refrigerator while first 2 layers are baking.) In small bowl, beat egg whites until foamy; gradually add 1/2 cup sugar, beating until stiff peaks form. In large bowl, stir together flour, remaining 1 cup sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Add oil, buttermilk and egg yolks; beat until smooth. Gently fold egg white mixture into batter. Pour about 1 2/3 cups batter into each prepared pan. Bake until cake spri

Chocolate Pop Rocks?
They exist, and they are... interesting. An interesting week is coming up for me. Set hours for seven days straight? Hell has frozen over (again) folks! And I even have decent hours too. About 3 from a meeting we had yesterday. Finally got to see and play with the new machines. All in all they don't seem too bad. It will just take a little while to get used to them of course. And it will take a bit longer to get the store set up. Over all the meeting was what I expected, slightly disorganized but kinda funny and a little bit informative. I'm being moved to a different team again. That ends up not meaning much of anything, but I get to gloat a little bit. The team I was on had too many assistants, and the TL was asked who he wanted to have me or this other kid. He said the other kid because the other kid needs more help. So I was put on the team that is mostly newer people who will need more help. Anyways the rest of my week is fairly decent like I said. Tomorrow I have to wait fo

Chocolate-bottom Mini-cupcakes
These freeze very well. I like to keep a batch on hand for drop-in guests or when I'm too busy to bake. —Bertille Cooper, St. Inigoes, Maryland INGREDIENTS: FILLING: 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened 1 egg 1/3 cup sugar 1/8 teaspoon salt 1 cup (6 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips BATTER: 1 cup water 1/3 cup vegetable oil 1 tablespoon vinegar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup sugar 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt DIRECTIONS: In a mixing bowl, beat cream cheese, egg, sugar and salt until smooth. Stir in chocolate chips; set aside. For batter, combine water, oil, vinegar and vanilla in another mixing bowl. Combine remaining ingredients; add to the liquid mixture and beat well (batter will be thin). Spoon about 2 teaspoons of batter into greased or paper-lined miniature muffin cups. Top with about 1 teaspoon of filling. Bake at 350° for 18-23 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in chocolat

Chocolate Crisps
Ingredients * 1 tablespoon butter * 1/4 cup sugar * 1 large egg white * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder * 1/2 ounce finely chopped unsweetened chocolate * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * Pinch of salt * Confectioners' sugar Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat oven to 300°F. Coat a baking sheet with nonstick cooking spray. 2. Melt butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. Swirl the pan until the butter is lightly browned, about 1 minute. Transfer to a medium bowl. Whisk in sugar. Add egg white, flour, cocoa, unsweetened chocolate, vanilla and salt and whisk until smooth. 3. Drop the batter by heaping teaspoonfuls, about 2 inches apart, onto the prepared baking sheet. Bake until set in the center, 12 to 15 minutes. Immediately transfer the cookies with a spatula to a rack to cool. (If the cookies begin to stick before all are removed, return the pan briefly to the oven.) Dust the cookies with c

Chocolate-dipped Strawberries
This recipe makes: 36 strawberries Preparation time : 20 minutes Cooking time : 10 minutes Ingredients 2 pints strawberries, stems intact 1 1/2 cups semisweet chocolate 1 teaspoon canola oil Cooking Instructions 1. Line two baking sheets with parchment or waxed paper. Wipe the strawberries clean and dry them well with paper towels. 2. Melt the chocolate with the oil over a double boiler. Stir until the mixture is smooth and the chocolate is completely melted. Remove from heat. 3. Hold a strawberry by its green top and dip it 3/4 of the way into the melted chocolate. Lift it out of the chocolate, let the excess chocolate run off and set the berry on one of the lined baking sheets. Repeat this for all of the strawberries. 4. To harden the chocolate, chill the strawberries for about an hour before serving . You can store them in the refrigerator for up to 8 hours. Note: These make great gifts. Find a pretty box, line it with parchment or waxed pape

Chocolate Cherry Cake Iii
INGREDIENTS * 1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix * 1 (21 ounce) can cherry pie filling * 1 teaspoon almond extract * 2 eggs * 1 cup white sugar * 5 tablespoons butter * 1/3 cup milk * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 x 13 inch pan. 2. In a large bowl, combine cake mix, cherry pie filling, almond extract, and 2 eggs by hand; stir until well blended. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, or until it tests done. Cool. 4. In a small saucepan, combine sugar, butter or margarine, and milk. Boil, stirring constantly, for 2 minutes. Remove from heat, and stir in chocolate chips until smooth. Immediately pour over partially cooled cake.

Chocolate Fudge Groom's Cake
Served as a groom's cake or as the main cake, chocolate gives guests a great alternative look and taste to traditional wedding cakes. * 2 cups unsifted all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup butter or margarine (room temperature) * 2 cups sugar * 3 eggs * 1 teaspoon Wilton Pure Vanilla Extract * 1 1/2 cups milk * 3 oz. unsweetened chocolate, melted Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine flour, baking powder, soda and salt. Cream butter and sugar together until light in texture. Add eggs and vanilla to creamed mixture. Beat thoroughly. Add flour mixture to creamed mixture alternately with milk, beating well after each addition. Add melted chocolate and beat thoroughly. Brush two 8 or 9 in. cake pans with Wilton Cake Release or generously grease pans with solid vegetable shortening and flour, or use Wilton Cake Release (Click here for complete instructions on preparing baking pa

Chocolate Ice Box Cake
4 large Hershey bars, melted 4 egg yolks, beaten 4 egg whites, beaten stiffly 1/2 pt. whipping cream Vanilla wafers Pour beaten egg yolks over melted chocolate, add stiffly beaten egg whites and 1/2 pint whipping cream (beaten). Alternate this mixture in layers with vanilla wafers. Chill before serving.

Chocolate
Dip me in chocolate, And throw me to the lesbians.

Chocolate Better Then Sex
Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

Chocolate Meringues
Prep & Cooking Time: 35 min. Yield: 12 servings Serving Size: 1.000 meringue 2 large egg whites, room temperature 1/8 tsp salt 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 1/4 tsp cream of tartar 2 Tbsp cocoa powder 1/2 cup sugar Directions: Preheat oven 225 degrees F (110 degrees C). Spray baking sheet with non-stick cooking spray. In a clean, dry bowl beat egg whites with an electric mixer set on high until egg whites turn foamy. Add cream of tartar and salt and continue beating. Gradually add half the sugar. Mix cocoa powder with remaining sugar and add cocoa-sugar mixture to egg whites and continue mixing until stiff peaks form. Add vanilla and beat just enough to mix it in. Spoon batter onto baking sheet and bake for one hour or until maringues are firm and turn brown. Cool on wire rack and enjoy. Nutrition Facts Per 1.000 meringue Total Calories: 33 Carbohydrates: 8.41 g Total Fat: 0.01 g Protein: 0.17 g Sat Fat: 0.00 g Fiber: 0.01 g Cholestero

Chocolate Article.. Past On To You...
For any of you who find pleasure in the occasional vice, chances are, you have more than one. Lurking in the dark alleys of your indulgences may sit other things: alcohol, coffee, pizza with extra cheese, or even chocolate. Now, if you fancy yourself as a serious indulger, you may think that chocolate isn't as luxurious or sophisticated as other pleasures: after all, chocolate does melt in your hands…and all over your clothes. If you are a male, you may think of chocolate as a "chic's food," believing that the "her" in Hershey's speaks volumes for your standpoint. And, if you're the type who prefers to get your luxuries from other foods, you may believe that there's no point in having a Nestle Crunch, when you can have a Caramel Latte. While all of you may have valuable points, chocolate has one as well: it's not only good for your taste buds but may also be good for your health. Yes, this is the news schoolchildren have prayed for all their lives. When it comes to health, dar

Chocolate
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Anonymous

Chocolate Harvest Cake
Prep: 40 minutes Chill: 30 minutes Bake: 30 minutes Ingredients One-Bowl Cake: 1 cup buttermilk 1 cup water 2/3 cup cooking oil 2 cups sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder Pumpkin Cream Filling: 1 8-oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened 1/3 cup canned pumpkin 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon Chocolate Glaze 1/2 cup whipping cream 4 oz. semisweet chocolate, chopped Cake Toppers: Seedless red grapes, whole blackberries or raspberries, toasted hazelnuts, or shredded orange peel Directions 1. PREPARE OVEN AND PANS: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour two 9x 1-1�2-inch round baking pans; set aside. 2. COMBINE INGREDIENTS: In an extra-large bowl combine buttermilk, water, oil, sugar, eggs, baking soda, and salt. Using a large wire whisk, whisk until well combined. Add flour and cocoa powder; whisk vigorously until s

Chocolate-covered Strawberry Cakes
Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Cakes advertisement Prep: 50 min. Bake: 15 min. Ingredients 1/2 cup butter 1 cup sugar 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/8 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup milk 1/4 cup strawberry jam Bittersweet Chocolate Ganache 12 medium strawberries 3 ounces bittersweet and/or milk chocolate curls Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour or line with paper bake cups twelve 2-1/2-inch muffin cups; set aside. 2. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Remove from heat. Let cool for 5 minutes. Stir in sugar and cocoa powder until combined. Add egg and vanilla. Using a wooden spoon, beat lightly just until combined. 3. In a small bowl, stir together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Alternately add flour mixture and milk to chocolate mixture, beating by han

Chocolate Peanut Butterscotch Cookies
Chocolate Peanut Butterscotch Cookies Episode: Challenge: Cookies 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1/2 cup unsalted butter, room temperature 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 egg 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup (6-ounce package) butterscotch morsels Granulated sugar, for tops of cookies Chocolate sauce, for dipping Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. In a large bowl, combine sugar, brown sugar and butter. Beat with an electric hand mixer until fluffy. Add the peanut butter, vanilla and egg, blend well. Add the flour, baking soda and salt to dough mixture and mix well. With a wooden spoon or rubber spatula, stir in butterscotch chips. Take small dollops of dough and shape, with your hands, into 1-inch balls. Place 2 inches apart on a cookie sheets. Make sure that the cookies are at leat 2 inches apart from each other because they will spread. Dip a fork into sugar and flatten the balls l

Chocolate Scones
A very simple and delicious recipe to make chocolate scones with the nutty taste of walnuts mixed in them. Yummy!!! Ingredients 2 C. all-purpose flour 1/2 C. granulated sugar 1/3 C. unsweetened Dutch process cocoa powder 2 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 6 Tbs. cold butter 2/3 C. chopped walnuts 2/3 C. heavy cream 1 egg, beaten Directions Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In bowl combine flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt. Cut in butter with a pastry blender or two knives, forming coarse crumbs. Stir in walnuts. Combine beaten egg with cream and add to dry ingredients. Mix to combine and form soft dough. Turn dough out onto a floured surface and knead softly, just until all flour is incorporated. Divide dough into two equal portions; flatten each portion into a circle about 3/4 inches thick. Slice each circle into 8 wedges. Place wedges onto a lightly greased cookie sheet. Bake the scones 15 to 20 minutes. A toothpick inserted in the center will em

Chocolate Guitar
I need to hear your voice (like something sweet - maybe like chocolate music candy singing ice cream dancing) every night or I begin to feel too alone. I have to have your lyrical tasty piano melon-ball guitar whipped cream voice licking my ear or I am too sad to cry. © All rights reserved

Chocolate - Facials,wraps,& Scrubs??
"Paris salons are offering chocolate facials, wraps, and scrubs to people who want healthy-looking and wrinkle-free skin. The services aim to dispel once and for all the age-old myth that chocolate causes acne and other skin problems. The chocolate-based beauty treatments have been lauded by chocolate gourmets and chocoholics alike who welcome the quick cocoa fix designed to satisfy the senses. The trendy 32 Montorgueil Spa in Paris uses Nuxe’s Phytochoc range of beauty products that is a hit among middle-aged women who want to reduce their wrinkles. Its chocolate facial costs about $155 and lasts for an hour and a half. “At 32 Montorgueil cocoa extracts are used for their cosmetic benefits rather than to impart a chocolate high, as the Phytochoc range bears little resemblance to the best Belgian bar,” said the Agence France-Presse. The Four Seasons Hotel George V Spa offers a “Decadent Chocolate Package” which lasts two and a half hours and costs $390. For that amount you get

Chocolate Is Healthy Too!
"Let's sing the praises of chocolate! Dark, creamy, sweet and bitter - a little chocolate makes everything better. As far as "treats" go, you could do far worse. Chocolate in the many forms we know and love is derived from the pods of the cacao tree. Ripe pods boast 20 to 50 beans each, which are then fermented to reduce bitterness. After cleaning and roasting, the shells are cracked to reveal the "nibs" found within. These are usually ground into an oily paste and blended according to manufacturer's needs. The potential health benefits of chocolate are many. Most importantly, cacao is a great source of magnesium. That's one of the reasons some women crave chocolate during menstruation, when they're low in that mineral. Magnesium balances brain chemistry, builds strong bones, and is associated with feelings of happiness. Cacao is also high in sulfur, which helps form strong nail and hair and clear skin. It also detoxifies the liver and supports healthy pancreatic function. Perhap

Chocolate Calories
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.... Therefore.... In the last 7 years, I have had a chocolate calorie intake of about 360 pounds. I weight only 220 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing some time ago! I owe my life to chocolate.

Chocolate
Chocolate by orestes_19 © Shay could not sleep. Chocolate probably wouldn't help matters, she reasoned. Nevertheless, it called to her as she stood in front of the open fridge. She snapped two pieces off, enjoying the chilled air against her hot-night skin. As the first piece began to melt against her tongue, she padded back into the bedroom, letting her eyes wander slowly across the curves of her sleeping lover. Shay swallowed heavily. The curtains billowed as a gentle breeze moved through the open window. It brushed at her bare nipples as she gently pulled the cotton sheet down over her lover's tanned thighs. Fair's fair – if she could not sleep then neither would Becky! Shay then knelt at the base of the bed with the remaining chocolate melting between her finger and thumb. She smiled to herself and ever so gently parted Becky's legs by drawing her left knee outwards as she slept soundly on her back. Shay would never bore of the sight of that pussy – it was pure perfection.

Chocolate Kahlua Cake
Chocolate Kahlua Cake 1 (18.25 oz.) box devil's food cake mix 1 small (1 oz.) box sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix 1 cup nonfat vanilla yogurt 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1/3 cup skim milk 1 large egg 3 large egg whites 1/3 cup Kahlúa liqueur 1/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips Cocoa Preheat oven to 350ºF. Coat a 13 x 9-inch baking pan with nonstick cooking spray and dust with cocoa. Place all ingredients except chocolate chips in a large bowl. Beat with mixer for 2 minutes or until well blended. Stir in chocolate chips. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 50 minutes, or until a wooden pick inserted in middle comes out clean. Cool before cutting.

Chocolate Snowball Cookies
1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup powdered sugar 1/2 cup plus 3 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons cocoa 1/2 cup powdered sugar 1/4 cup evaporated milk 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 3/4 cup flour 1 cup walnuts Mix 1 cup powdered sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla and set aside. Cream butter until fluffy. Beat in evaporated milk and vanilla. Add dry ingredients and nuts. Shape into one inch balls. Bake at 325 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes. Roll immediately in vanilla and powdered sugar mixture.

Chocolate Kiss Pie
Chocolate Kiss Pie 1 12−13−ounce package chocolate kisses 2 ounces milk 1 8−ounce package cream cheese 1 12−ounce carton frozen whipped topping, thawed 1 chocolate ready−made pie crust Remove foil wrappers and melt kisses over medium heat in the Milk. When melted, add cream cheese and stir until completely melted. Rapidly stir in whipped topping with the heat off. (Be careful it Doesn't burn). Pour into crust. Refrigerate until set. Serves 6−8

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Pie
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CREAM PIE Makes: 8 servings 3/4 cup hot fudge dessert topping, divided 1 HONEY MAID Graham Pie Crust (6 oz.) 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter 1-1/4 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided SPOON 1/2 cup of the fudge topping onto bottom of crust. Place in freezer 10 min. MIX peanut butter and milk with wire whisk in large bowl until well blended. Add dry pudding mixes; beat 2 min. or until well blended. (Mixture will be thick.) Gently stir in half of the whipped topping. Gently spoon over chocolate layer. Top with remaining whipped topping. REFRIGERATE 3 hours or until set. Drizzle with remaining 1/4 cup fudge topping just before serving. Store leftover pie in refrigerator.

Chocolate
Made chocolates today!!!!!!!!! yummy. I got some great news today also. Im sooooooooooo HAPPY!!!

Choco-scotch Banana Bites
4 medium-size bananas Plastic straws, cut into 2-inch pieces, OR lollipop sticks 1 cup HERSHEY'S Butterscotch Chips, divided use 1 cup HERSHEY'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips OR HERSHEY'S MINI CHIPS Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips, divided use 4 teaspoons vegetable shortening (do not use butter, margarine, spread or oil), divided use 1. Cover tray with wax paper. 2. Peel bananas; cut diagonally into 1-inch pieces. 3. Place straw piece halfway into each banana piece. Place on prepared tray; cover and freeze until firm. 4. Coarsely chop 1/2 cup butterscotch chips; set aside in small bowl. Coarsely chop 1/2 cup chocolate chips; set aside in separate small bowl. 5. In small microwave-safe bowl, place remaining 1/2 cup butterscotch chips and 2 teaspoons shortening. Microwave at HIGH (100%) 1 minute; stir. Continue heating 15 seconds at a time or until mixture is melted and smooth when stirred. 6. Covering each banana piece completely, dip half of banana pieces into but

Chocolate-banana-peanut Butter Milk
1 cup low-fat milk or soy milk 3 ounces silky/soft tofu 1/3 cup dry nonfat milk 2 TBSP peanut butter 1 banana 2 TBSP chocolate milk powder (optional: 2 TBSP of wheat germ, wheat bran or flax seed) Just process it all in a blender and serve. It will make approximately 16-20 ounces.

Chocolate Cake With Fluffy Coconut Frosting Recipe
Ingredients: ***Cake*** 1 3/4 cup flour 2 cups sugar 3/4 cup cocoa 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 3/4 teaspoon salt 2 eggs 1 cup milk 1/2 cup oil 2 teaspoons vanilla 1 cup boiling water ***Fluffy Coconut Frosting*** 1 1/2 cup sugar 2 egg whites 1 tablespoon light corn syrup 1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon orange extract 1/2 teaspoon almond extract 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup water 1 cup shredded coconutDirections: Combine flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, soda and salt in large bowl. Add eggs, milk, oil and vanilla. Beat 2 min on medium. At lowest speed mix in boiling water. The batter will be thin. Pour into 2 greased and floured 8" round glass baking pan. Bake 350 for 20-30 mins or until tester is clean. Cool in pans. Meanwhile make the frosting: In top of double boiler with mixer on high speed, beat all ingreds except coconut until blended, about 1 min. Place over rapidly boiling water. Beat at high speed untl soft peaks form.

Chocolate Chip Walnut Pie
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Foolproof Pie Shell 1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened 1/3 cup sugar 1 cup light brown sugar, firmly packed 2 large eggs, at room temperature 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup flour 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons milk 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1/2 to 3/4 cup coarsely chopped walnuts 1. Prepare one Foolproof Pie Shell and, while it chills, heat the oven to 350°. 2. Cream the butter with an electric mixer on medium speed. Gradually beat in the sugars. Add the eggs individually, beating well each time. Beat in the vanilla extract and then the flour and salt until well blended. Blend in the milk (don't worry if the filling looks a little lumpy at this point) and, finally, stir in the chocolate chips and walnuts. 3. Pour the filling into the chilled shell, smoothing it with a spoon. Bake the pie on the center oven rack for about 50 minutes, turning it 180 degrees halfway through. When done, the top will be dark golden brown, and the fi

Chocolate Crinkles
When you're looking for holiday treats to send to far-flung relatives, here's a cookie that fits the bill. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 3/4 cup butter, melted 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 tsp. vanilla extract 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. salt 1 6-oz. bag semisweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup confectioners' sugar 1. In a large bowl, mix the melted butter, cocoa powder and sugar; beat in the eggs and vanilla extract. 2. In a medium-sized bowl, stir the flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Slowly mix in the wet ingredients, then stir in the chips. Refrigerate for 2 hours or overnight. 3. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Form the dough into 1-inch balls and roll in confectioners' sugar. Bake on an ungreased baking sheet for 12 minutes. Makes 25 to 35 cookies.