Fubar Blog Posts 2

Christmas Eve
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

A Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

Christmas Letter From Jesus
Christmas Letter from Jesus ============================ This came in my email at the perfect time. I recently got into a discussion online with some ladies about Christmas and what it means... and stores and companies and how they do or do not celebrate the season! Boy, this really opened my eyes. I don't know if you will use it, but here it is anyway! ~Jodi, Hope Mills, NC~ Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth,

Christmas Joys.....angi Style!
So I'm sitting here looking through a book called: THE LITTLE BOOK OF CHRISTMAS JOYS In this book is a list of 432 ways to make this the best Christmas ever. I re-vamped it...Angi Style 1)Offer to carry someones packages Angi style: Take the packages and save yourself some money this holiday season! 2)Take your family and some neighborhood children ice skating Angi Style:Drill a hole in the ice and push the little bastards in! 3)Anonymously send someone who's wronged you a Chistmas card with a sincere wish for happiness and well-being Angi Style: A framed photo of me with the words "FUCK YOU" done all pretty-like in festive red and green glitter. 4)Put pebbles inside chidren's gift boxes so that when they shake them, they wont be able to guess what's inside. Angi Style: Point and laugh when the children open the packages to find they've been only given pebbles. 5)Learn the names of Santa's reindeer. Angi Style: Rename Santa's reindeer RimJob, Scat

Christmas Time
Have you ever wondered what it would be like without your immediate family around you for christmas? Well i go through it every year. 12years ago on Christmas morning my immediate family had a car crash & i was meant to be in the car as well but i was at my grandma's place with her & i found out on the news because no-one in my family rang to tell me. I found out that day that my parents(both 46yrs old) had died instantly & my lil sister(12yrs of age & like my best friend) died 1 week later on New Year's Day morning. I was only 20yrs young at the time. So every Christmas time since then(12yrs ago)I have been on my own & every year it gets harder & harder to deal with! I haven't had a Christmas with anyone for the last 12 years now. I so miss my Christmas with my family especially my lil sister. To make things worse i find out today that my grandma passed away from breast cancer & cervical cancer at the age of 82 years young. Christmas is only getting harder every year now. I don'

Christmas Tree
This is a Christmas tree. It is not a Hanukkah bush, it is not an Allah plant, it is not a Holiday hedge. It is a Christmas tree. Say it... CHRISTmas , CHRISTmas , CHRISTmas ! Yes. CHRISTmas - celebrating the Birth of Jesus Christ!!! If this offends you...too bad.? Get over it ~

Christmas Video: Fucking Santa
Fucking Santa: Santa is cumming & cumming & cumming to town! A young slut wife is featured in this comedic interracial sex story. A fucking by Santa is her husband's special present. This sexy slut gets a Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day, visit from Santa Claus. And we got it all on video!!! "This is some really funny, sexy stuff," a video editor said upon reviewing this interracial sex story before its release. Be prepared! Ho ho ho! Or is it: Hoe hoe hoe? Fucking Santa opens in the daytime on Christmas Eve when Santa Claus arrives at producer Michael's home to be greeted by young slut Kathi and husband Paulie. As the old bearded man comes in, our sexy slut gets a kiss and a "Merry Christmas" -- and they follow Santa upstairs to a bedroom. Paulie grabs a seat nearby to watch his sexy slut in action. Santa (Matt) pats his lap and tells our young slut to come to him and have a seat. Santa points out that she has been a very bad girl this year, and in fact is on his

The Christmas Gift
The Christmas Gift By Eric Ethan I place a Gift under the tree for you A nice red medium box with a gold ribbon around the box with a red and green bow on top When you open the gift you notice neat things in the box A Red paper heart, a Box of truffles, a felt tip pen with parchment paper that looks gold. I stick a card with it You open to read the card It said Dear Sweetheart and Dear Friend You notice on the left in the box a red paper heart, It means a lot of good thing and good wishes reach that red heart of you and keeping through the holidays and new years. The second thing I put there on the right was a wooden box of chocolate with different fillings filled with strawberry fillings , cream filling and Carmel inside. But it reminds of me of those sweet hugs and kisses I get from you The pen and parchment paper is the last The pen is from hands from many writers, the people that you read.

Christmas Joys...angi Style Pt. 2
Christmas Joys….Angi Style 9) Give your Christmas tree a second life by having it ground into garden mulch. Angi Style: Throw it in the neighbors yard. 10)Let a child decorate a small Christmas tree just the way he likes it for his bedroom. Angi Style: When it’s all decorated, kick it down. Good life lesson there… 11)Don’t leave packages in plain view when you park your car. Store them in the trunk. Angi Style: Break into trunks instead. 12)Start a collection of Christmas cookie cutters. Angi Style: Go to your local adult gift shop and start a new tradition by using penis and boob shaped cookie cutters this holiday season! Grandma will love them! 12) Be a generous giver. Angi Style: No. 13) Be a gracious receiver. Angi Style: I deserved it. 14)Set out a bowl of walnuts, peanuts, and pecans in the family room. Angi Style: Place bowl within the reach of small children. 15)Tie jingle bells on your kid’s shoelaces. Angi Style: Find the children, beat them.

Christmas This Year
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my crap together and bring you the thing

**christmas Spectacular!!**
Click banner to enter lounge As her Christmas gifts to you and to show our fans appreciation, DJ Evil is hosting an all request show tonight at 10:00pm until 12:00am (midnight). Send your requests to anthraxbio@yahoo.com, worldrockradio2@gmail.com or yahoo anthraxbio or original_csc At 12:00am (midnight) EST DJ Evil will be giving 3 lucky listeners 10,000 fubux!!! So request your favorite songs!! Tune In!!! Join our Christmas Spectacular & win too!! Click banner visit website

Christmas Tag!!!!
LAURIE MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL TAG FOR US TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE L.U.V. CLUB!!! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.. YOU MAY GO TO MY SITE IN "BADGES & TAGS TO RIP" OR TO LAURIES SITE IN HER "SPECIAL MADE TAGS" FOLDER. SHE IS OUR FABULOUS MASTER MORPHER, PLEASE RATE HER WORK & MAYBE A COMMENT TOO, THANK YOU & MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!! PETE

A Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered f

Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

Christmas Package Cheese Snack
Spread some holiday cheer at your family gathering with this savory appetizer. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 8 ounces of cream cheese (softened) 1/2 teaspoon dried dill 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/8 teaspoon salt Scallion Red bell pepper 1. Mix the dried dill, garlic powder, and salt into the softened cream cheese. 2. Pack the mixture into a rectangular container lined with plastic wrap (you can reuse the cream cheese box). 3. Refrigerate it for at least 3 hours. Before serving time, set the unwrapped block of cheese on a platter and decorate it with a scallion bow and red pepper polka dots and gift tag.

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bel

Christmas Tree
Christmas celebrations are incomplete without having a Christmas tree at your home or at least decorating a Christmas tree before your house.Though most of us nowadays go for artificial Christmas trees which can stay fresh forever, there is nothing like a real Christmas tree being decorated at your home. If you have any plan to buy a Christmas tree then this is the perfect time. You can get useful tips on purchasing Christmas tree on a friendship blog that I have just visited. Don't miss it. There's nothing like getting an early start on your Christmas by decorating your whole place. I'm starting off my 'blog decor' with this cool Christmas count down widget. And of course the count down really starts right after Thanksgiving! I'm so exicted. I love the whole decorations, dressing up, and yes, even my grandma's badly designed sweaters for gifts. Hey, it's the thought that counts right?

Christmas Tree In Stash
For anyone who leaves me a present under the Christmas tree I will send you a Fu-Gift as a Thank you!! It is in My Stash, under Dunno, and it is called Christmas Tree. Make those presents good!!

Christmas!
so i put this tree on my page an you all (my friends/fans) are suppose to leave me a present under it. however its not really working out!! lol so i just wanted to post a blog and see who reads it. now if you are reading this and you are my friend then can you just stop by my page and leave me a present under my tree. they are free and its fun. i just wanna see who really pays attention to their friends. i will gladly leave love all over your page if thats what u are lookin for!! lol....i just thought the tree was lookin mighty sad with only a couple presents and i have like 2000 friends so where is the love man!!>!>!???? just wondering, i still love you all!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

Christmas Poem..god Bless The Military
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered f

Christmas!
Just got back from my 1st graders program. It was very nice..although was only 15minutes long. LMAO. I traded girl at work so I could go. Almost makes me wonder why I was so worried bout it. Was nice though. Now, my oldest boys is on the night I am working. GRrrrr. I thought it was next week. Oh well. Always next year.

Christmas
Little christmas angel there atop the tree Another year gone by Again its you and me Dear little angel I have a wish this year One of compassion To stop lonely tears I don't need presents under my tree Nor do I need money Just believe in me My little angel Carry this wish high So maybe I'll find companionship This lonely christmas night It doesn't have to be love That grows in time Just someone to hold and share my mind A kindred spirit to look into my soul And say they believe in me And make me feel whole So little angel I trust you with this dream Bring another angel Who might care for me

Christmas Poem - Bless Our Military (from The Bulletin Board)
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I¡¯d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered

Christmas Disorder Carols
Yah know...it's still 20 days before Christmas and I am up to my eyelids in Christmas Carols!! I am no scrooge but when they start playing them in August....lol, you get my point... My cousin however sent me this list of all the Christmas Carols I could sing if I went as totally off the deep end as I claim.....LOL. Yay for the list of Christmas Carols for a few of my favorite disorders....LOL 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What We Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I

The Christmas Pageant
The Christmas Pageant My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children

A Christmas Give Away Blast
Christmas is just around the corner, and im going to hold, a contest/give-away. PLEASE READ CONTEST PART: 1. FIRST PLACE=7 DAY BLAST (MUST HAVE AT LEAST 15,000 COMMENTS TO GET) 2. SECOND PLACE=3 DAY BLAST (MUST HAVE AT LEAST 10,000 COMMENTS TO GET) 3. THIRD PLACE=1 DAY BLAST (MUST HAVE AT LEAST 5,000 COMMENTS TO GET) **RATES WILL COUNT AS 2 COMMENTS** ~Self bombing allowed & bombers must be level 5+~ Will start when there are at least 20 entry's Ends on Jan. 1 PLEASE READ GIVE AWAY PART: 1.50,000 COMMENTS=60,000 FUBUCKS 2.25,000 COMMENTS=30,000 FUBUCKS 3.20,000 COMMENTS=25,000 FUBUCKS 4.15,000 COMMENTS=20,000 FUBUCKS 5.10,000 COMMENTS=15,000 FUBUCKS 5. 5,000 COMMENTS=10,000 FUBUCKS **RATES DONT COUNT FOR THIS ONE, HOWEVER, EVER 25 RATES WILL GET YOU A VIP GIFT** ~Self bombing allowed & bombers must be level 5+~ Starts as soon as pic is set up, and will have to be complete before Dec. 25 Please send a message with your pic link to the fallowing. Here

Christmas Or Holiday Of Choice
Well, here it is almost Christmas again or the Holiday of your choice... people running around complaining, worried that they didn't buy enough for the kids and family, giving the finger in traffic and not really full of what I call Holiday Cheer. I like to remember what it was like when I was a child. We would get dressed, all 5 kids and my parents to go to church for Chirstmas Eve. One of us was always in some sort of play, one year my Dad was even GOD. There were many jokes about that. My sister and I would have on our black patent leather shoes and our dresses matched. Sometimes Mom even matched because she usually sewed our clothes. Christmas Eve and Day were spent visiting relatives and friend. House to house we would go. My Uncle always had Nat King Cole playing. My Aunt had this outstanding peanut butter fudge and by the time I got to Grandma's house for gallettes, I had a belly ache. My Great Aunt, she would let us play with our toys before the BIG DAY to make sure we would li

Christmas Facts Part 1
Hot cockles" was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times. It was a game in which the other players took turns striking the blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering each blow. "Hot cockles" was still a Christmas pastime until the Victorian era. "White Christmas" (1954), starring Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, was the first movie to be made in Vista Vision, a deep-focus process. "The Nutcracker" is the name for the ballet performed around Christmas time each year. "The Nutcracker Suite" is the title of the music Tchaikovsky wrote. "Wassail" comes from the Old Norse "ves heill"--to be of good health. This evolved into the tradition of visiting neighbors on Christmas Eve and drinking to their health. A Christmas club, a savings account in which a person deposits a fixed amount of money regularly to be used at Christmas for shopping, came about around 1905. A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with

Christmas Facts Part 2
New York City's Empire State Building's world famous tower lights are turned off every night at midnight with the exception of New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and St. Patrick's Day, when they are illuminated until 3 a.m. On Christmas Day, 1989, Eastern Europe was permitted to celebrate Christmas freely and openly for the first time in decades. Church masses were broadcast live for the first time in history. One Norwegian Christmas custom begins in late autumn at harvest time. The finest wheat is gathered and saved until Christmas. This wheat is then attached to poles made from tree branches, making perches for the birds. A large circle of snow is cleared away beneath each perch. According to the Norwegians, this provides a place for the birds to dance, which allows them to work up their appetites between meals. Just before sunset on Christmas Eve, the head of the household checks on the wheat in the yard. If a lot of sparrows are seen dining, it is

Christmas Joys...angi Style Pt. Iii
17) Sprinkle red and green confetti in your Christmas card envelopes. Angi Style: Sprinkle red and green confetti with a touch of anthrax in your Christmas card envelopes. 18)During the year, collect inexpensive antique napkins at flea markets and yard sales. Use them to line baskets of Christmas goodies. Angi Style: Save your bits of used kleenex for this purpose instead. Hey, we're going through a recession. 19)Don't give anyone a fruitcake. Angi Style: Don't give anyone anything. 20)Learn to say Merry Christmas in several languages. Angi Style: Learn to say "Fuck off, Asshole" in several different languages. They'll never know. 21)Design and mail a homemade Christmas card to each member of the family. Angi Style: Send a homemade Christmas card to to each member of the family telling them exactly why you hate them. 22)When a family member looks really stressed out, give them a big hug. Angi Style: Point and laugh. Their problems aren't your problems. 23)Video

Christmas Divorce
Christmas Divorce > > > > A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas > and > > says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother > and > > I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are > you > > talking about?" the son screams! > > > > We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. > > "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you > call > > your sister in Chicago and tell her." > > > > Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck > > they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," > > > > She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT > > getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling > > my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do > a > > thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. > > > > The old man hangs up his phone and tu

Christmas Auction, I'm For Sale.
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME, ALL YOU WONDERFUL FUBARIANS!!! SO THERE ARE SOME OUT THERE THAT HAVE SOMEONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS... FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T, I AM HERE FOR YOU! I AM DOING MY FIRST EVER AUCTION, AND THIS IS GONNA BE LOADS OF FUN! HERE'S THE DEAL... YOU LOOK OVER THE LIST OF PEOPLE THAT ARE UP FOR AUCTION... YOU DECIDE WHO YOU WANNA OWN REALLY REALLY BAD (YOU CAN OWN AS MANY AS YOU CAN AFFORD) AND THEN YOU CLICK ON THEIR LINK AND PLACE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THAT PERSON'S PIC. THE MINIMUM BID IS 100,000 FUBUCKS. WHY? BECAUSE THESE INCREDIBLE MEN AND WOMEN ARE WORTH IT!!! RULES OF ENGAGEMENT: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATERS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. 3. ALL BIDDERS MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE 4. MINIMUM BID IS 100,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSON

Christmas Edition
Welcome to the "Christmas Edition" of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this entire email and paste into a new blank e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. it's the season to be cheerful!!! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper 2. Tree--Real or Artificial? REAL 3. When do you put Christmas tree up? WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.. 4. When do you take the tree down? AFTER CHRISTMAS 5. Like egg nog? YES 6. Do you have a nativity scene? NO 7. Favorite gift received as a child? toys 8. Hardest person to buy for? my brother 9. Easiest person to buy for? mom 10. Worst Christmas gift? LOL 11. Mail or email Christmas Cards? MAIL BUT MAYBE E CARDS THIS YR.. 12. Favorite Christmas movie. the christmas story 13. When do you start sh

Christmas , Wats That?
*Was the month before Christmas*.. *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say* * December 25th is just a " Holiday ".* *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit* *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!* *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod* *Something was changing,something quite odd! * *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa* *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.* *As Targets, were hanging their trees upside down* * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was nowhere to be found.* *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears* *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.* *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty* *Are words that we

Christmas And Shoppers
ARGGGGGGGGG , yeah thats how I feel bout Christmas shopping and shoppers. They come into Wal-Mart and they expect us to have everything. I mean EVERYTHING .. geez we DONT so get the fuck over it .. you may have to shop somewhere else .. ( total sin ) .. then the attitude ... geez man leave it at the damn door cause all your attitude is doing is giving me the case of the SHITS .. remember I work at wal-mart i'm not your little service puppet , i'm not their to make you happy every time your retarded ass comes in .. i'm their to make a living and support my family .. yeah like you do at your damn job .. how bout i show up and agitate the shit out you .. how would you like it .. espcially during the Christmas season .. I really have gotten to the point while working at wal-mart because of the assholes and retards that i dont have any Christmas spirit anymore .. well cant say that atleast I have some Christmas spirit for a few minutes when i come home .. then i think bout the assholes and

Christmas Tree
I have a Christmas tree on my page and I would like to invite all my friends and family to stop by and show some love... maybe even copy it and get your OWN tree on your page so others can spread the love. Happy Holidays to all!!!! Rebelgirl

Christmas
NOTE NONE OD THIS STORY IS TRUE JUST MADE UP FROM MY CREATIVE IMAGINATION. It's hard being a Single mom at Christmas time. And I don't just mean it's hard making ends meet and buying the presents. My boys, Troy and Kevin, weren't getting any socks and underwear under the tree. I know how to shop for teenagers. Troy is 17, and although I wasn't about to buy him that giant subwoofer he asked for, I knew he'd be happy with the iPod he'd find in his Christmas stocking. And Kevin, 13, was getting a new BMX bike...my only requirement being that he wear a helmet. There are times, though, like late on Christmas Eve when I was trying to assemble that damn bike, that I wished I had a man around. Not because I can't handle a hex wrench, mind you, and besides, if that was all I needed I could have asked Troy for a hand. No, I just missed sharing the warmth of the holidays and the Christmas memories. And there's no reason I should be alone - I'm an attractive brunette with a nice figure, and

Christmas Poam
Twas the night before christmas And all through the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass I'd just settle down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn' I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece To see what was a matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a monment It must be saint nick He came down the chimey Like a bad out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all stockings With pretzels and beer And a thounderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney Apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all' And a Hell Of A Night

Christmas Letter
A postal worker was sorting mail a week before Christmas when he came across a letter addressed to God. Since it would be destroyed he decided to open the letter and read it. Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day,all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christm

Christmas
One night I heard a baby cry, and tears began to fall. After all this time - it had been so long He finally got his call. In this little baby's eyes eternity was seen. He had a mission stated clear - on him the world would lean. His burden was a heavy one; not all the world would see. The paths He chose - the way He lived - this was His destiny. To bring to Earth the Gospel Plan Our salvation was His goal. His example was the very best. He loved with all His soul. As unconditional as one could find no matter what the cost. He came to Earth that we may see, existence was not lost. In the garden He suffered for our every sin - He bled from every pore. He opened the doors of Heaven up - It's He who let us in. So remember you, this Christmas morn, It's neither lights, nor gifts, nor food. Remember years before your birth the baby who was born.

The Christmas Toy Train......
THE CHRISTMAS TOY TRAIN...... A FEW DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS, A MOTHER WAS WORKING IN THE KITHEN, LISTENING TO HER SON PLAYING WITH HIS NEW TRAIN IN THE LIVING ROOM. SHE HEARD THE TRAIN STOP & HEARD HER SON SAY " ALL YOU SON OF BITCHES WHO WANT OFF, GET THE HELL OFF NOW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STOP, & ALL YOU SON OF BITCHES WHO ARE GETTING ON, GET YOUR ASSES IN THE TRAIN CAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!" THE MOTHER WENT IN & TOLD HER SON, "WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM FOR TWO HOURS. WHEN YOU COME OUT YOU MAY PLAY WITH TRAIN BUT I WANT YOU TO USE NICE LANGUAGE." TWO HOURS LATER, SON COMES OUT OF THE BEDROOM AND RESUMES PLAYING WITH HIS TRAIN. SOON THE TRAIN STOPPED AND THE MOTHER HEARD HER SON SAY, " ALL THE PASSENGERS WHO ARE DISEMBARKING THE TRAIN, PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR BELONGINGS WITH YOU. WE THANK YOU FOR RIDING WITH US TODAY AND HOPE YOUR TRIP WAS A PLEASANT ONE, & HOPE YOU RIDE WITH US AGAIN SOON.

Christmas Jokes
Christmas Jokes What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them ! What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple ! What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes ! What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight ! Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............

~ Christmas Lights To Carol Of The Bells ~
These incredible light displays are controlled by computer hardware and software specifically designed for this purpose and YES IT'S REAL! The display is silent to neighbors. The music is broadcast over a low power FM signal and a sign is placed in the yard to tell you what station to tune in to to hear the music. Pretty amazing!

~ Christmas Lights To Silent Night In Sacramento, Ca~
Computer controlled Christmas lights timed to music. 2006 Features more than 100,000 Christmas lights timed to music with 288 individual channels, fireworks, mega tree and much more. The whole show uses custom hardware and software that is not available anywhere as it was built by our team for this show. The Show is in the Sacramento, California Area (Carmichael Specifically). This song is Silent Night.

Christmas Bonus
Well I said that I would make a new blog on this one.. The company that I work for has been going on and on about how well we are doing as a franchise and that EVERYONE was going to get a X-Mas bonus this year.. Well all of us "employees" started to get all happy and thrilled about the idea we might acually get something back in return for our blood,sweat and tears right?? Well there I was at work "like I always am" and we were discussing the party that is coming up and well what all we were going to bring and yadda yadda. Well the manager calls us and lets us know that our bonus is going to be put into our bank accts tonight and to check how nice they are.. so excited yet questioning we all go into our crap online to look at our most recent deposit from the company.. LONE BEHOLD THERE IT WAS....... A WHOPPING DEPOSIT FOR $30.80!! WOW that is such a AMAZING bonus to us all let me tell ya... all of us about fell on the floor laughing that they took the time to even put this s

The Christmas Pageant
You do not have to be a parent to enjoy this! My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four child

A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air.

Christmas Season
Sounds like i am being a GRINCH....But i am kinda sick and tired of this season....For the following reasons though...The cost of living is so high, gas prices are ridiculous...So therefore i barely make it through my week on minium wage...I been living on my own for 6 almost 7 years now...So my christmas always suck for me,cause i never have the money i want to spend on people...I feel i always give shitty presents cause they don't cost hardly anything...But people say it is the thought that counts...One of my big reasons i hate christmas is my DADDY is never home anymore on christmas, he works in iraq for haliberton. So every Christmas day i come to my moms to see my mother, and my sister, sometimes if i am lucky my brother shows his face....It just doesn't feel like christmas anymore...I wish things could go back to when we was small when we had our family with us....I don't want to be young again i just wanted the feeling of christmas back...I miss my dad like hell i only see him 2

Christmas Naughtiness
Twas the night before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all locked, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. The missus in her teddy and me in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and her fanny went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, And opened the curtains, while she played with herself. The light of the moon on the snowman we'd built, Revealed a broom up his ass, clean to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Fukz, Either slow do

Christmas Gift!
What would be your perfect Christmas gift? Mine, would be to be able to wake up on Christmas morning next to my boyfriend and know that all the people that I love are happy! I know that it may be asking to much, but its what I want! I want all my friends and family to be happy! I just want all the drama to end and for everyone to get along for just one day at least! I want the best for everyone that means the most to me!

Christmas
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her. 'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I h

Christmas
A Soldier's Christmas Eve The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier I puzzled,

Christmas: 1914
Christmas 1914 A frosty Christmas eve when the stars were shining I travel for the mourn where westward fall the hills and for many little village in the darkness of the valley distant music reached me as the bells were ringing Then spend my thoughts to olden times to that first of Christmases where Sheppard’s who were watching herd music in the fields and they sat there and they wondered and they knew they could not tell whether it were angels or the bright stars were singing But truly herd affair it was starey music to singing of the angels the comfort of our lord words of old that come traveling by the riches of the times and I softly listen as I stood upon the hill and I softly listen as I stood upon the hill

Christmas Carols For Every Psychosis
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ... Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Town (To Get Me) Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why Depression - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely. Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... Borderline P

Christmas Quotes And Sayings
Christmas Quotes and Sayings We just “popped” in to wish you a Merry Christmas. Wishing you a season filled with sweetness. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas, from your crummy neighbors… Believe in Santa…just beclause! Enjoy the holly days! Be jolly by golly. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle. You don’t need Visa when you got Santa! Winter is the season to be sneezin’… Sugar and Spice makes Christmas Nice! May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize. May your Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner stay off your thighs. If you don’t believe, you won’t receive! Lighten up. It’s Christmas! Three wonderful little words at Christmas…no assembly required! Meo-wy Christ-mouse! Christmas prayer: Guardian angel pure and bright…please lead Santa here tonight. As we thank God for His many blessings this Christmas, let us also pray for Peace on E

Christmas Card . , Beautiful
This is a beautiful Christmas Card . Please copy and paste the link if you would like to see it . I have no idea to make it visible here . Enjoy and Happy Holidays to all . Luv ya . Tom http://ecard.ashland.edu/index.php?ecardYear=2004adm

A Christmas Poem.......
>> The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, >> >> I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. >> >> My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, >> >> My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. >> >> >> Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, >> >> Transforming the yard to a winter delight. >> >> The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, >> >> Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. >> >> >> My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, >> >> Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. >> >> In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, >> >> So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. >> >> >> The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, >> >> But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. >> >> Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the >> >> sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. >> >> >> My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, >> >> And I crept to the door just to see who was near. >> >> Standing out in t

A Christmas Prayer
Christmas Prayer I said a Christmas prayer for you Because the season's near I didn't ask for riches But for gifts so much more dear. I asked for joyful gatherings With your family all around And for carols to inspire you With their old familiar sound. I asked for quiet moments In your heart on Christmas morn For a special time to celebrate The Savior who was born. I asked for friends to send their best That you might know they care I asked for peace and love and hope And I know God heard my prayer

Christmas Soldier
Here's a little something I read not too long ago out here. Thought you all might like it and will pass it on to everyone you know. Much love to you all and Merry Christmas :) I couldn't help wonder, how many lay alone, On a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home, The very thought, Brought a tear to my eye, I dropped to my knees, and started to cry, The soldier awakened, and I heard a rough voice, "Santa don't cry, this life is my choice; I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more my life is my god, my country , my corps." The soldier rolled over, and drifted to sleep, I couldn't help it, I continued to weep, I kept watch for hours, So silent and still, And we both shivered, From the cold night's chill, I didn't want to leave, On that cold dark night, This guardian of honor, so willing to fight. Then the soldier rolled over, with a voice soft and pure, whispered " carry on Santa, It's Christmas day, all is secure" One look at my

The Christmas Candle
The Christmas candle By Eric Ethan I lit a Christmas candle with candy cane smell through the house I have it lit for a reason to make this Christmas special To think of you on this holiday season Though we are far from each other You down there and me up here with Santa Claus I keep that lit to smell that smell of the fresh holiday this season To dream of you and think of special Christmas together So if we if it lit on that Christmas day think of special reason to spend that Christmas dream we share together. Of that awesome log cabin and spending time we always dream of the coolest Christmas together. Merry Christmas The End

Christmas Wishes To All My Friends On Fubar
I wish to give all my friends on FUBAR a sincere and happy wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy and healthy New Year in 2008. I have found a wonderful woman to spend my Holidays with. Someone who has restored my faith in life and love. I really believe that 2008 will be a great year for me. I fully believe that I will be married again. I wish happiness to everyone. You all deserve it. Doc (John)

Chris Jericho
OMG!! CHRIS JERICHO HAS BEEN MY OBSESSION FOR AROUND THE PAST 13 YEARS!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHO HE IS, HE IS A WRESTLER ON WWE. HE IS ALSO THE LEAD SINGER IN HIS BAND CALLED FOZZY. LAST YEAR HE WAS ALSO ON CELEBRITY DUETS. HE ALSO PLAYS HOCKEY. I HAVE SEEN HIM AT DIFFERENT WWE SHOWS. BUT NOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET MY FAVORITE PERSON!! HE IS GOING TO BE IN NASHVILLE AT HIS BOOK SIGNING. NASHVILLE IS CLOSE TO ME AND I WANNA SEE HIM!! ILL POST PICS WHENEVER I GET BACK FROM SEEING HIM!! WHOOOO HOOOOO I AM SO EXCITED!! :D HE IS SOOOO SEXXXY TO ME!! MMMMMMMM!!

Christmas Survey
I got this idea from Smitten. Thought I would do my own Yuletide survey. You can answer below if you want. 1. Ever have sex in a holiday season costume (elf, santa, Virgin Mary, etc)? 2. Is there a family member you dread spending time with during a family get-together? 3. Have you seen someone standing under the mistletoe and got all excited, thinking this is your chance and ran over and kissed them? 4. Would you rather have snow or be able to drive faster/safe during the season? 5. Did someone tell you there was no Santa or did you figure it out yourself?

Christmas—least We Forget
Christmas is once again upon us and for many a joyous time of the year when Families and friends all coming together sharing the good tidings and delicious “Egg-Nog”. Once again we will be giving gifts and watching the faces glow and eyes sparkle as each gift is unwrapped. Then the traditional partaking of the Christmas meal followed by the afternoon nap or watching football game or favorite movies. Grandchildren playing with their new toys while grandparents sit back watching with big smiles and hearts full of love. Oh yes Christmas a joyous and celebrating time of the year. As we go into the holidays let us not forget what we have and to be truly thankful for everything. Let everyone of us not become conceited and self centered least we forget what others are suffering during this joyous holidays. Least we forget-- the many single parent families that have struggled throughout the year to make ends meet. Christmas to them is just another day—no t

Christmas Time Is Pagan!
Tune: "Gloria in Excelsius Deo" Christmas time is here again, Decorations everywhere. Christmas carols ringing out, Gentle pagans, we don't care. Chorus: Glorious! Christmas time is pagan! Glorious! Christmas time is pagan! Modern folks all celebrate What they learned in Sunday School. In December, they don't know They are celebrating Yule! Chorus Let them have their Christmas trees, Decked in red and green and blue. We rejoice at every one! Christmas trees are pagan, too. Chorus Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer, Fill your cup and quench your thirst. They think the tradition's theirs. Wassail bowls were pagan, first. Chorus Every door and window bears Wreaths of holly, wreaths of pine. Circles represent the Sun. Every wreath is yours and mine. Chorus Christmas lights on Christmas trees, Candle flames burn higher and higher, Let us cheer along, my friends, As they light their Yuletide fire. Chorus There's a possibility That

Christmas Pagent
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, 'If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella.' I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they la

Christmas Time
As Christmas slowly approaches, I realize just how lonely a person can be. I look at my sister married with 2 kids, my brother John married with one child, and my other brother Rob, currently in a very great relationship with a very great girl. I look at my parents who have been married 38 years, I remember my grandparents who were married over 50 years, and I think to myself, when will it be my turn to bring a guy home for christmas and tell my parents that this is the one that I want to be with for the rest of my life? Will it be soon, or will death come to me before the one that I love and the one that loves me comes along?

Christmas Contest
ok guys i really need your help in this chirstmas contest ,, comment me bomb me whatever ,, plz help and email me to left me no ,, i'll give you something back for helping me ,, i'll be out of town for the next feel , i really want to win this ,, muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1335740&albumid=733767&i=451388320

Christmas Operation Order
Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Army personnel during the visit. a. Not a creature will stir without permission. This includes warrant officers and mice. Soldiers may obtain special stirring permits for necessary administrative action through the Battalion S- Officer stirring permits must be obtained through the Deputy, Post Plans and Policy Office. b. All personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap NLT 2200 hours, 24 December. Uniform for the nap will be; Pajamas, Cotton, Light Weight, General Purpose, OG, and Cap, BDU woodland pattern, with ear flaps in the extended position. Equipment will be drawn from the supply room prior to 1900 hours. While at supply, all personnel will review their personal hand receipts and sign a Cash Collection Voucher, DD Form 1131, for all missing items. Remember, this is th

Christmas
I'm 19 years old and i still have to fight with my parents in order to go to KY for Christmas with my boy. Isn't that some shit. I get to buy gifts for my boy, his brother in law, and the two babies. I don't like buying gifts. People tend to return them, but I'm not alowed to give gift cards. I hate those damn rules. Shoot me now and get it over with.

A Christmas Story
glitter-graphics.com A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my rear for darn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady gripping cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better those JERKS from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't darn funny. Who the heck ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little twits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls... Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo-yo's--No request for them. They want compu

Christmas Time Remembrance...
I found this in a bulletin, but I didnt want to lose it. So...I posted it here. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk

Christmas Cookies With Crown Royal
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Directions: 1. Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup... just in case. 5. Turn off the mixer thingy. 6. Break two 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10. Check

Christmas Quotes
1. "The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other." ~ Burton Hillis 2. "If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away." ~ Unknown 3. "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." ~ Charles Dickens 4. "The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents." ~ O. Henry 5. "Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas." ~ Dale Evans Rogers 6. "Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold 7. "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."

Christmas Tree...
I have got a christmas tree and a mistletoe on my profile, and I have yet to get any gifts or kisses. (I feel so unloved) So please stop by and put some presents under the tree for me and give me some kisses while your there.

Christmas For The Troops!
We can not forgeth those that are out there risking their lives for us here on the homeland. Not able to be with their family during this holiday season. Everytime you call or just wish someone marry christmas think about that. Everytime you get to hug a family memeber for the holidays think of those that cant be with theirs on this season. We all have love for all of you. Merry Christmas and God Bless all of you. Hope you get to be with your family as soon as possible.

Christmas
On a famous TV game show the other night, A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and, ...Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why. DEPRESSION: Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away). BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

Christmas Tree Search
There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Christmas
Tis The Season I have had to stop sometimes and pause. It was hard to take, finding out, there’s no Santa Claus. And I always found it to be funny: When, I heard the story about an egg laying bunny. Then, I found another story not to be true. That’s the story about the tooth fairy leaving money for you. There is a Lot of things I’ve been led to believe. I’ve read lately, December 24th isn’t Christmas eve. I still do believe in the virgin birth I believe God sent his son to Earth. I’ve never been much for having a Christmas tree. Maybe, that’s wrong but, that’s just me. With shootings at churches, schools and mall, I spend a lot of time praying for God to help us all. When, I’m at a Toys R Us or a Wal-Mart, I don’t have to think hard. Does it mean I love someone less by not maxing out my credit card? The true meaning of Christmas in my mind; We’re to love one another and be ki

Christmas
Letter from Jesus about Christmas Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that

Christmas
The "W" in Christmas Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations - extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, the true meaning of Christmas. My son, Nicholas, was in kindergarten that year. It was an exciting season for a six year old. For weeks, he'd been memorizing songs for his school's "Winter Pageant." I didn't have the heart to tell him I'd be working the night of the production. Unwilling to miss his shining moment, I spoke with his teacher. She assured me there'd be a dress rehearsal the morning of the presentation. All parents unable to attend that evening were welcome to come then. Fortunately, Nicholas seemed happy with the compromise. So, the morning of the dress rehearsal, I filed in ten minutes early, found a spot on the caf

Christmas Soldier
Christmas Soldier - (read like "Twas the night before Christmas) The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face wea

Christmas Angel
Christmas Angel When four of Santa's elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the stra

A Christmas Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, O TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT

Christmas Gifts Bought For Princess
Hello, I have decided to make a blog and list all the REAL gifts you bois are sending me. Wouldn't you LOVE to be in my blog! See my other blog for wish list or buy me a ticker/blast/vip etc. 1. 1 month V.I.P membership & 7 day blast bought by my loyal pet- "footboy" 2.$50 gift certificate via amazon.com bought by pet- "wayde" 3. $50 gift certificate via amazon.com bought by "slave_4miss" 4. 7 day blast bought by "subhumangod" 5. 4 ticker credits bought by "b4guaged" 6. 4 ticker credits and a 7 day blast bought by "richfink" 7. $100 Amazon.com Gift certificate brought by "maveric12346" 8. $175 Amazon.com Gift certificate bought by "eddie_988" 9. 40 brittish pounds Amazon.co.uk bought by "eddie_988" 10. $250 in Amazon.com Gift certiciates-Merry Xmas from "eddie_988" my little slut. 11. $391.63 Via moneybookers from MY "hypno pet" 12. $200 Amazon.com voucher bought by "sissy maid jasmine" 13.$100 amazon.com voucher sent by "eddie988"

Christmas
The Birth of Jesus 1In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register. 4So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. The Shepherds and the Angels 8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel

Christmas Kakie
Vodka Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups of dried fruit, Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orn

Christmas Poem
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

Christmas Soldiers
Please remember our soldiers during this holiday season!!! (I love you Nate) A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark o

Christmas Thoughts
‘Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Dard

Christmas Is Coming..... Way Too Fast
So..it's like what..12 days till that wonderful day of wrapping paper being ripped open. I have NO clue what I'm getting the kids... and sat. I have to shop. Man I hate that feeling.. I would really just rather take them away for a weekend and have a memory they wouldn't forget. Instead... I have a house that is decorated... and the cookie hoarding is starting... all for the day my family comes over to share some good times and gifts. I cherish the good times more than anything. THAT is what makes my christmas. Forget the gifts.... unless of course it's a bottle of Captain Morgan. :o) Happy holiday shopping to all of you.

Christmas Adventure With Grandma
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous cinnamon bun. "Where

Christmas
This holiday is going to suck. As a Matter of fact, it's already sucking hardcore. I'm depressed, lonely, and I'm just gonna go back from which I came...bed. And yes, having a cold for the 3rd time in a month really does suck too.

A Christmas Wish
Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. The fastest line at the grocery store. image011.jpg A good sing along song on the radio. Your keys right where you look. I wish you a day of happiness and perfection-little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the Lord is smiling on you, holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare. I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.

Christmas Spanking
Christmas Spanking “author unknown”: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care, In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare. The children were nestled at Grandma’s in bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And ma in her nightie, and I in my cap Had just settled down for a long discipline chat. When out of her mouth there arose such a clatter, I sat on the bed as she sassed “What’s the matter?” I pulled her up over my knee in a flash, Then pulled up her nightie, to bare her sweet ass. Her bottom, as white as the new-fallen snow Would soon have the luster of a healthy red glow. Then what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a large wooden paddle, to redden her rear! With long hard swings, both lively and quick, She knew in a moment it won’t be a picnic. In rapid succession the paddling came, I shouted, and called out h

Christmas Miracle
Christmas Miracle By Eric Ethan Dear Santa; I never ask for anything I always wanted to see other people happy That is the biggest thing in life to see other people happy on this Christmas Holiday, feel that special moment I want people to believe in Christmas wishes and never forget this holiday. To open Christmas presents and have big crowd and celebrate the season all month long To get that hug and kiss for giving that great gift of all just being there on the holiday making peoples wishes come true So listen to the silver bells ringing far away that Christmas is here on this special holiday Make everybody happy on Christmas day The End

The Christmas Angel
The Christmas Angel By Eric Ethan As I pass every Christmas tree I see angels on each tree glowing with all its might I walk by one tree it is full of angels dancing around the Christmas tree Hearing that famous Christmas carol O hark the herald angels sing as the choir sang loud and very well on tune As angels sing their hearts in heaven today on this Christmas day As bell ring on your Christmas tree today a angel has saved a life today A angel has protect that special person on Christmas day from harm and fright The End

Chris...
i personally think u have to be the most manipulative human being ive ever met in my life. you say/do horrible things just to get your way and to hurt people to the point where they want to kill themselves because you cant handle your own life. you are not much of a man or a human being for that matter. you do something, dont think about wat could happen if you do it and then freak when something happens becuz you were an ass an assumed something that you shouldnt have in the first place. i think you need to have a serious reality check and think about how u made me feel with all those things u had said to me. you said some of the MOST hurtful things anyone has ever said to me. my ex's havnt seen said such horrible things just to get their way. u dont deserve to be called a marine, or a man

Christmas
I know and understand that we as a nation do things that sometimes makes no sense. Well I have something to say and well if I get smacked on the butt for it oh well. We have always said "Merry Christmas" and it has never seemed to be an issue. Over the past ten or so years we have had to be more politically correct in how we act and what we say during the Christmas season. Well this bothers me. We take in everyone that has trouble, that needs help, what wants to make better. Then when some do they start getting offended and want to have their own holiday and we have to be nice and polite and give in. I like hearing someone wish me a Merry Christmas, and some of my close friends are Jewish and they wish me a Merry Christmas. Freedom to speak and act is okay as long as you don't offend anyone. To me that is just wrong. I love it here. I don't need someone to come along and tell me what to say or what not to say. I will say Merry Christmas to everyone I

Christmas Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO W

Christmas Story For People Having A Bad Day...ho Ho Ho
Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten al

Christmas
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME>>>> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and>> female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop>> their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to>> mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they>> give>> birth in the spring.>>>> Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's>> reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a>> girl.>>>> We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in>> a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The ol d lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robo

Christmas Skins
I just checked to see how many rips I have on my Christmas skins... would you believe 768 rips? I'm amazed #41 is the most popular, with 183. You can find the link to my list at the bottom of my page

Christmas
As we come on the stretch home to the end of 2007, and the beginning of 2008, and the near of Christmas we need to take the time to reflect. JNot reflecting upon about what happend this past year but to reflect upon more important things. I know some dont beleive in the true meaning of Christmas, but at the same time we need to be thankful for what we have and not what we dont have. There are people not only in other countries but in our own country that are without. My wish for Christmas is that we all can get along for at least 1 day and thoes around the world who wont have a Christmas will have one Christmas. This year I am very thankfor for my freinds and fsamily. I love you all. Have a Great Christmas and a Happy New Years All. God Bless

Christmas
Little boy sits on Santa's lap and Santa says, " HO!HO!HO! What would you like for Christmas, little boy?" The little boy just looks at Santa says "Guess!". So Santa thinks really hard and says, "I know...you want" and tapping his finger on the boy's nose, " T- R - U- C-K" The boys shakes his head and says," no,no I don't want a truck." Santa thinks again and says, " I know you want a", and once again tapping on the child's nose, "a b-o-a-t!" Again, the boy shakes his head and says," nope, I don't want a boat." Santa is stumped and asks the boys, "ok I give up, tell me what you want for Christmas." The boy looks at Santa and says," I want..." and tapping on Santa's nose," P-U-S-S-Y!! and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!!!"

Christmas Season
hey everyone, been a while since i have done one of these, well first off iam doing well since my operation back in october.i have lost a litte weight which makes me feel good, and next its been the buesiest time of year for me, since thanksgiving. for all of you that would like to talk to me, cause im not usua;lly on here much . im mrgood007 on yahoo. add me and you can usually find me there, or on aol as mrgood003. next i want to wish everyone a very merry xmas, and a happy new year comming up, hope fully 2008 will be everyone 's year, least i hope so. next let me say i send my love to you all out there, and remember that im never very far, if you can find me on then leave me a message at one of those addresses, and i will get back to you. thanks gang for being there for me during some really rough times, god bless you everyone as tiny tim once said

Christmas Gifts
so my grandparents are going to florida for the winter on monday so yesterday was our gift exchange day and well they got me the one thing that brought me to tears.. the blew up and enhanced a photo of my mother and my father from back in the day before i was born... it meant alot too me when i got it... of course me being so emotionally cold i didn't cry until i was alone. but it meant the world to me. i never got to know my dad and with casey's help i'm beginning to hear what he was like when high school and such. anyway i am going to get going so you all have a good night..

Christmas Present For My Parents
I redeemed some of my MyCokeRewards points so to get my parents a Christmas present. I got them a Coke float glasses and ice cream scoop set. They should be getting it in the next three weeks.

A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house... Not a creature was stirring Since the cat ate the mouse. * My support hose were hung By the chimney with care. (I hung them last Christmas And just left them there.) My dog, Floyd, was nestled All snug in his bed, After watching the cat rip The presents to shreds. * And I in my long johns And ratty night cap Had just settled my butt For a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter, I swore at the window, "What the (blank) is the matter?" * I tore open the window, Not a second to tarry, All ready to throw The noisemaker a berry.* * A bright moon was lighting The new-fallen snow... And I had a moon of my own Set to show. * Floyd was beside me, Paw pointing the way Toward eight tiny reindeer Hitched up to a sleigh... * And a little old driver So cheery and quick, I thought for a moment That I would be sick. * Like a bat out of...you know, His reindeer they came, And I whist

A Christmas Story !!!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Christmas Shoes
It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing around like little boys do And in his hands he held A pair of shoes And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry Sir? Daddy says there's not much time You see, she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes will make her smile And I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus, tonight. They counted pennies for what seem like years And cashier says son there's not enough here He searches is pockets franticly And he turned and he looked at me And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house Most years she just did without Tell me Sir Wh

Christmas Cheer??
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow , Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I? "The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"! "Well ,all the guys go in the bedroom ,and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is. "The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry

Christmas Cookie Recipe
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain y

Christmas Gifts
My Dear Friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically ap pealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light

Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed SCHIZOPHRENIA Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..... PARANOID Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why. DEPRESSION Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, J

Christmas Oppsy! (just Happened)
I was down the street today posting some cards. There was a lady there with 2-3 cucumbers in one hand and a handful of cards to be sent, in the other hand. I was muttering to myself for being so forgetful cause i had been in and out of the post office twice this week and still hadnt posted some things...anyway she started chatting....she was SO intent on talking to me that she wasnt concentrating on what she was doing....she posted the cucumbers instead of the letters..... I tell ya i was almost on the floor crying i was laughin so much, looking at her face once she'd realised. She just walked away, trying not to laugh, looking horrified and then sent her daughter in to tell the ladies at the desk what her mother had accidently done, and to get the cucumber out and send the CARDS instead. LMFAO! Funny as hell.

Christmas Memories
I just got done decorating the Christmas tree with my family. As tradition goes, I put the last ornament on the tree, and as I did I remembered my dad, who passed away Sept. 2004. The ornament I put on the tree was the first Christmas present my wife got for my dad. It was a Packers Christmas tree ornament. As I put it on the tree, I started remembering the past Christmases with my mom and dad and sister, how my dad would sit in his chair and pass out ornaments for us to put on the tree...how he and I would put the lights up on the house every year. I remember so many Christmas mornings when after we got home from church, we would gather in the living room and my dad would pass out the presents to everyone. It has been three years since he passed away, but at times it feels as fresh as if it had happened yesterday. He was a truck driver for most of his life, so it seems like he's gone on a really long run. I still sometimes wait to hear the diesel engine pull up in front o

A Christmas Message From Santa
Dear Friend I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year

Christmas
well it is almost here. is everyone ready for chistmas. man i can tell you right now im not ready for it this year i could have gone with out it but it is here and so i can enjoy it for my daughter. well just was wondering how many was ready for it is all.

Christmas ;(
Well, It's the christmas season... And in true 2007 fashion everything just seems to be going wrong. It's not bad enough that I've been through 2 car accidents, 2 horrible breakups, Lost my car, my money, all my savings, and the job I love because of it..Now christmas season is here, and I can't seem to get into the spirit...I don't feel like celebrating a "savior" or a "god" that doesn't seem to care about me and my little family. I know that sounds really horrible, but it's really hard to keep the faith when It just seems like your shoveling shit against the tide. I hope everyone out there has a wonderfull Christmas, and I pray that ya'll have a better holiday season then me.

Christmas!!
Man chistmas is just riding up my butt this year ... which really sucks because it's going to be a crappy one... i'm single and my mom and dad are going on some second honeymoon so i'm pretty much alone except for my sister is coming to stay with me... But this is the first christmas without the asshole that took over my life and i can't help but miss him at this time... Christmas was always good for us *sighs* who else is going to have a crappy christmas? Raven

Christina Jane
Originally posted in Myspace on Monday, June 11, 2007: Christina Jane "It is the old wound, that has been opened. I have always known it would be the gateway to my death, for it has never healed. Let my heart do its job, my King, and pump me empty..." – Lancelot, dying words to King Arthur, "Excalibur" Before I continue with the final chapter of my story about Christy I want to pause and pay tribute to my baby daughter who would have been born a week ago on June 5th. I have done my best to honor her here, with these words, with this blog entry. I hope, reading this, you will now go forward in your lives remembering her, remembering that she did exist once, that she was a real child, that despite her mother's best efforts to do so she was never totally swept from existence and forgotten: I go about life now taking each day one small portion at a time, the thoughts of the last year and all it entails never completely absent. Sometimes, if I'm feeling happy or content or

Christmas Time
Christmas time is here again Like every year Hell begins No one cares No one cries Just as long As Christmas survives Well fuck it all Straight down the line I dont care It's all in your mind There is no santa There is no joy Cant you see It's all about toys? Fuck st. nick Fuck his elves If he was real He would help So the next time I go to the mall And see a fat guy With jiggly rolls I'm gonna punch him In the face And say, MARRY CHRISTMAS GO FUCK YOUR SLEIGH!!! -Skitzo™

Christmas Party
Everyones invited to the best Christmas party online ANYWHERE!!!!!! going to be a great night full of Prizes, Fun, and HOTTIES on cam, yes you heard that right HOTTIES on cam............some lucky person will be winning a Blast for the most Christmasy profile, so dress up your profile with all the christmas stuff you can find online for a chance to win the BLAST, we will also be asking random trivia questions on everyones favorite subject CHRISTMAS, so brush up on your christmas knowledge for a chance to win fubucks............. DONT MISS THIS!!!!!! Saturday DECEMBER 22 at 6pm pacific time CLICK HERE AND COME SUBSCRIBE http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52309

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Christmas
Here it is getting close to christmas.I sit here thinking should i give a damn or not.No body tells me merry christmas or Shows me any careing durring this time.So why should i even put a smile on my face? Besides......no one celebrates christmas the way it should be any more.It's all about the gifts and shit. This is the worst time for me anyway.Christmas depression topped off with up comming birthday blues.

Christmas Party
COME JOIN US !!! Christmas party hosted by Will in on December 22nd at 6pm P.S.T or 9pm E.S.T!!! whats included: 1. HOTTIES on cam 2. Best Christmas Profile gets a 3 Day BLAST 3. Christmas Trival for fubucks 4. Everyones favorite music 5. Dancing and drinking Click on the banner to enter the lounge!!! .xo Freak Killah ox. (repost of original by 'Poeticheart*Co-owner of Magikal Seductions~L.U.V. Club' on '2007-12-18 18:03:23') (repost of original by 'Will~~~~~ coOwner of Nasty Habit~~~~~~Wicked Storm Crew~~~~~enforcer for Magikal Seductions}}}}}} &h' on '2007-12-18 18:09:56')

Christmas
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR MAY U HAVE A HAPPY AND BLESSED CHRISTMAS KISSES AND HUGS

Christmas Wish List
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no Am I: [] okay [] hott [] sexy [] cute Would you rather: [] makeout [] cuddle [] go out [] none of the above Would u e

Christmas Contest!!
I need some help guys..thank you so much in advance...i need 50K comments...and some delusions of grandeur...Its my first contest so any help is appreciated..YOU ROCK!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=3455991824

Christmas
This year. since all of my family is gone except my mom (yes i already got her a present a new sweeper) and right now it doesn't feel right going to my other familys christmas get together (I feel like the black sheep that nobody wants 2 b around) except for my other mom and jen(which is pretty loaded every time i talk to her) so I think i'm going 2 go c a movie on christmas day avpr or I am legend don't now which one right now. The only thing i know right now is that the squellers are (i hope) going 2 lose two more in a row at STL and at BAL AND OR and cleveland is goining to win THE DIV at PAUL BROWN STADIUM

Christmas Trivia
Boxing Day December26, was traditionally known as St. Stephen's Day, but is more commonly known as Boxing Day. This expression came about because money was collected in alms-boxes placed in churches during the festive season. This money was then distributed to the poor and needy after Christmas. Holly The sharply pointed leaves were to symbolize the thorns in Christ's crown and the red berries drops of his blood. Holly became a nativity tradition. Lump of Coal According to tradition, giving a lump of coal in the stockings of naughty children comes from Italy. Merry Christmas Some priests in Australia advise you to say "Happy Christmas" instead of "Merry Christmas", because Merry has connotations of getting drunk- which brings it's own problems. Poinsettias Poinsettias were attached to Christmas starting in 1828. Joel Roberts Poinsett, then the first Mexican ambassador from the United States, imported the plant from Mexico. Presents The tradition of gifts

Christmas List
Christmas Naughty or Nice List Christmas Naughty or Nice ListYou are on the The Nice List After checking the North Pole database we found you had : 1,505 nice entries 507 naughty entries Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at JokesUnlimited.com

Christ Did Not Die On A Cross
A tradition of the Church which our fathers have inherited, was the adoption of the words "cross" and "crucify". These words are nowhere to be found in the Greek of the New Testament. These words are mistranslations, a "later rendering", of the Greek words stauros and stauroo. Vine's Expository Dictionary of New Testament Words says, "STAUROS denotes, primarily, an upright pole or stake ... Both the noun and the verb stauroo, to fasten to a stake or pole, are originally to be distinguished from the ecclesiastical form of a two-beamed cross. The shape of the latter had its origin in ancient Chaldea (Babylon), and was used as the symbol of the god Tammuz (being in the shape of the mystic Tau, the initial of his name) ... By the middle of the 3rd century A.D. the churches had either departed from, or had travestied, certain doctrines of the Christian faith. In order to increase the prestige of the apostate ecclesiastical system pagans were received into the churches apart from

Christmas Is Here
there is a man who has a wife there is a man who has a child he ha never met there is a man who has not been home in 6 years why you may ask? this man is in the armed forces serving in iraq during the holidays he sacrifices his life everyday by putting on a uniform that almost everyone loves and others hate. there is a man whos loves his country so much that he would leave hi family behind and fight to keep us free who is the man this man is you this man is me this man is the united states armed forces. merry christmas to our troops be safe come home soon

Christmas Is Tight This Year
My dear friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below. How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps fe et sme lling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: (1.)

A Christmas Poem From A Solider
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A MARINE, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES MARINE. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NI

Christmas
Before today i thought my kidz weren't gonna have a good christmas ... but then i got a call from my sons school this mornin to come in for a min ... when i got there they had 3 huge boxes full of presents ... i cried ... then i got a call from tha op shop an they said that they had presents there for my kidz that i could pic up ... they had 2 bags full of presents for tha kidz .... so thanks to "christmas angels" my kidz will have a great christmas ... just wanted to say merry christmas to all of u an hope all tha best ....

Christmas Cheer! Show Love!
My newfound friend needs help! He is looking to level and loves new friends! i1269@ fubar Rate His Profile! i1269@ fubar Fan Him! i1269@ fubar Make a New Friend! i1269@ fubar Show him much Fubar Christmas Cheer!! This Pimpout brought to you by ~ Phoenix FuOwned By Out of Step~@ fubar Get this widget | Track details |

Chris2miss Aka Gangsta Santa
christmas isn't what it use 2 be. since reagan shit has been real suspect or more fucked up. I am still trying 2 figure out when christmas became the extortion scheme? if u good wit the process of being bully out of your money, then u must b rich or stupid!!! believe it people r killin themselves because they can't stand this holiday. people r being evicted on new years, because they want 2 play wit toys instead of paying their rent. then think about it u already gave thanks and now u have 2 give a gift 30 days later. i know alot of us wish it was a santa, so they could stop taking his place. this has become holiday that breaks retails piggy bank. what about ur bank? probably at negative 0. yeah thats ok right? i'm not saying don't buy shit, but we are suffering behind gas, gas and electric, oil, food, skyrocketing rents, and childcare already. Now we are trapped between thanksgiving, christmas and then new years. that is suspect 4 real, 666. it ain't nothing about bringing home

Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss
"Kiss Kiss" (feat. T-Pain) [Chorus:] She want that lovey dovey That kiss-kiss, kiss-kiss In her mind she fantasize bout getting wit me They hating on me They wanna diss this, kiss-kiss Cause she mine and so fine And thick as can be [x2] [Verse 1:] I'm a country boy from Tappahannock Va is where I reside so shawty understand it And I know I just turn 18 And I get a little mannish And you see this bandanna hanging That means I'm like a bandit (like a bandit, bandit) [Vamp:] I got paper girl The Lamborghini with the spider seats you never seen it so get it shawty we parking lot pimping in my dorm And I know what you want [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] I'm the epitome of this demonstration I got the remedy you feeling me So why is you hating? And my anatomy is bird like yeah you heard right girl I'm the king so that means I'm fly [Vamp:] If you wit it girl get it poppin roll wit me ain't no stopping so get it shawty we parking lot pimping in my d

Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music

Christmas Presents
So I am done buying presents this year. Everything for David was so expensive that the number of gifts is down, though I know he will be happy. I can remember as a kid running downstairs and seeing huge piles of gifts, though I am sure the piles were smaller than my memories make them out to be lol. I enjoy buying presents again. Can't afford what I want to buy people though lol. But at least I enjoy it again. When I was with my ex, I grew to hate buying presents. It didn't matter what I bought, it was returned. I had friends help, still no luck. I had HER friends help, no luck. I had her mother help, still everything was returned. And she would even buy herself stuff, wrap it and say give it to me for Christmas, and she would still return it, even though she had bought it herself. Kind of took all the fun out of buying presents. But now I have David to buy for, and my parents, and nephews. Even Grandpa Dick. And they don't return things. :)

Christmas With Family
I'm trying to be positive about the things in my life now. When I compare things to what they were 10 years ago, there is such a change. For the most part its a good change. As usual my son will be here. Technically we are to split the day. But only once in the last 5 or 6 years has my ex wanted our son for Christmas. And never for New Years. Its the best present I could ever have, to have him here Christmas morning. Waking up alone that day is never fun. But its more than just having my son. I get to spend time with most of my family. When I was married, I was never allowed to see my family on Christmas, unless they came to see me. Its about a 2 hour trip. But the distance was not the issue. My ex insisted we spend Christmas, and every other holiday, with her mother. Sad thing is, she saw her mother every single day. It was just her way of keeping control even on those days. I know working around the family time on holidays can be tough, but you have to figure a w

A Christmas Tale
Myspace Codes Free MySpace LayoutsI got this Sexy Comment from Commentsheaven.com! A Christmas Tale They all fell off the cliff and rolled down the hill of snow and the residents of Fubarland were laughing as they reached the bottom. Then Babyj, said to the residents, "Come on. Let's have some fun" The residents all yelled "Yes!" and went with him. When Babyj and the Fubar residents stopped rolling at the bottom of the hill, they saw a wonderous sight before them. Before them was a teeny tiny house all decorated for Christmas. Lights were twinkling, puffs of smoke were billowing out of the chimney, and there was an imaginary winter scene of ice skaters dancing in a circle. Babyj said, " I wonder who lives here? Maybe they will have some hot chocolate for us. Let's go see." Babyj and the Fubar residents went to the front gate and rang the bell. As soon as the door opened to the wonderful Christmas house the smell of fresh baked gingerbread cookies filled the air.

Christmas Blessings
Every year I must give thanks to the Lord for his many blessings through the year..Sometimes, I think it's only by the grace of God that I get through the holiday season..Everyone that knows me well realizes the holidays are a difficult time of the year for me with no family other than my children and the loss of Ron back in 2006 but this year I am holding together quite well..I have gotten little/ no help during this time from my kids' father to whom I had to beg for money for the boys' Christmas...I beg for nothing but for my children, there is nothing I wouldn't do...I don't know why I believe all his false promises..it's gotten to the point where my children don't even want him here for Christmas- that is sad...I am blessed to have such a bond with my boys- I know this will be a gift forever for me..I got money out of my ex for Christmas-5 days before Christmas to buy my children gifts...five days..yes, you heard me right..he wanted them to wait til after Christmas when things are

Christmas? Bah-fucking-humbug!! (work Rant)
Well, the last bit o' Christmas Spirit I had just went down the fucking toilet, and I've officially joined the haters club. Work did it specifically...I, right now anyway, have the boss from Hell. We have a technician that checks patients into the doc's office (I work as an Optician for a local eyeglass place), who's one of the mildest people I've ever met...tamer than even ME at times (and if you know me, that's saying something) and he somehow managed to piss her off! I've never seen Angela angry...never in the 5 years I've worked with her...and now she's in a rant whenever he's around. It's un-fucking-believeable! He's pissy around everyone right now...he's even to some degree on MY shit list (which is short...I don't feel there's a point in keeping one) for an incident involving helping a customer when I was all alone on the sales floor, and I put a phone call on hold. It's funny how philosophies change over a 5 year period...for 5 years he's been drilling me to "stay with

~ Christmas Crazy Lights To Wizards Of Winter & Others~
hehe I am sure the neighbors LOVE the Strobe lights lol Crazy Christmas Lights synchronized to the Trans-Siberian Orchestras "Wizards in Winter" and "O Come All Ye Faithful/O Holy Night". Programmed by dj Dan (Dan Brateris), Brian Brateris, Matt Pinnella, and Trevor Ferguson. http://www.djdanonline.com Merry Christmas!!!

Christmas With Louise
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use th

Christmas Carols For Disfuncitonal Friends
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.......... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why. DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell R

Christmas Pimpout!
OKIE DOKIE! WANTED TO SHOW SOME FUBAR CHRISTMAS LOVE TO A FEW GOOD FRIENDS! GONNA BE THE LAST ONE BEFORE CHRISTMAS SO SHOW SOME LOVE! SORRY IF YOU ARENT ON THIS ONE, BUT I HAVE SO MANY GOOD FRIENDS AND I HAVE TO DO A FEW AT A TIME! IF I HAVE MISSED SOMEONE I AM SOO SORRY! I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME! MY DEAR FRIEND GODDESS OF LIGHT, THAT IS A KIND AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON INSIDE AND OUT! GoddessOfLight *READ PROFILE PLEASE*@ fubar CURT, WHO IS THE BEST PHOTOSHOP GUY I KNOW AND A SWEETHEART TO BOOT! Curt@ fubar MAVERICK 2007 WHO SHOWS ME LOVE EVEN WHEN I CANT GET IT BACK TO HIM..WHAT AN ANGEL! MAVERICK 2007@ fubar OF COURSE PIEDADDY..A GOOD FRIEND FROM THE BEGINNING! PieDaDDY@ fubar CAROL LEIGH, A SWEETIE THAT REALLY NEEDS SOME FUBAR LOVIN! Carol Leigh Of Shady's SUP ~ CLUB ADRENALINE/BARTENDER~Stiletto Girl~Owned By Slave Princess@ fubar

Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable dolls. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. "Love Dolls" come in many different

Christmas Poem For Those Who Support The Troops.
Please Repost In Honor Of Our Service Men & Women. A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know. Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get me Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

A Christmas Wish For Lovers Apart
if i could wish upon a star, i'd wish to be right where you are, to give you love and not let go, to tell you how i love you so, to keep you safe n make you smile, to show affection all the while, if i could have my wish come true, i'd wish to spend my life with you.

Christmas Magic
Christmas Magic Are we too grownup to feel a thrill As we light the Christmas tree? Are we immune to cookies, Christmas cards and Christmas glee? Are we too adult to "Ooh" and "Aah" At the Christmas candle's glow? Are we blasé about our gifts; Do we shun the mistletoe? Are we too mature for carols, For merry or for jolly? Do the decorations leave us cold, The ornaments and holly? Fat chance! We'll never grow too old To love the Christmas magic. A year without a Christmas Would be boring, even tragic. So bring it on! The candy canes, The feasting and good cheer; O Christmas, lovely Christmas, You're the highlight of the year! By Joanna Fuchs

Christmas Present
my sweetie, whom i love dearly and i would do anything for has given me the best christmas present this year. I love cats and have been begging him for 2 years to get one. he is not a cat person and for christmas surprised me with a 8 week old black and white kitten. i have name her pepper and she has torn me up with her claws, but she is so cute. I know that it was hard for him being that he doesn't like cats at all.

Christmas Greeting From Jessi!
JC Penney Christmas song! Current mood: happy Endless Noise, an award-winning music and sound design company, recently collaborated with Jessi Malay on a new holiday track, which will soon be available on iTunes. "Any Little Thing for Christmas," is a remixed dance version of the "March" from the Nutcracker Suite. The idea came about after the track was created for a holiday commercial campaign for JC Penney. Endless Noise was inspired to create a full-length track and was introduced to Malay, who signed on to record the song. And now a clip is available on Jessi's myspace pg for your previewing pleasure! Check it out!

Christmas Smiles
CHRISTMAS SMILESIt was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the crÃ¨che when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little baby Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."."And why did you take Him?" asked the pastor.The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to the little Lord Jesus, and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give Him a ride around the block in it."MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!! Click on the Swinging Star to see the First Christmas Gift

Christmas Time Is Here.
Well, it is almost upon us.... Christmas is most definately here. I just wanted to take a second to wish all my friends and loved ones on here a very Merry Christmas and A happy New Year. May the season bring u all the joy and love u deserve and may this next year be everything u are hoping for. If any of you need me or just wanna say hi, feel free to contact me.... I am always here for my friends. Love you guys!

Christmas
I want to put this down before another year passes and the memory is wiped from my consciousness completely. I will try to relate the events as I remember them, though I am old now and can be unreliable. Still, the memory of that time is what I keep with me, rather than the actual facts. So this will be as close as I can remember it and probably as close as you can remember it since a) you weren't present for much of what I am relating, and b) wouldn't be able to do much better either without relying on wikipedia to confirm the true facts. I want to tell you about Christmas in France. Now, I'm sure that every American Exchange student in every different corner of France at any given time didn't witness the same sort of Christmas I did. I was in Grenoble in 1990. At that time, back in the States Bush Senior was gathering a coalition... and when I use the word "coalition" I mean more than just Great Britain along with a handful of Australian and Polish soldiers thrown in, to figh

Christmas And Yule Customs
Now that Christmas is fast approaching and the year has once more come full circle, most of us will soon be busy adorning the house with brightly coloured decorations, a Christmas tree and all the other paraphernalia that goes to create a festive atmosphere. Holly and mistletoe will almost certainly be included in our decorations as evergreens have been used in the winter festivities from very ancient times and definitely long before Christianity appeared on the scene. What Christians celebrate as the birthday of Christ is really something that was superimposed on to a much earlier pagan festival--that which celebrated the Winter Solstice or the time when the Sun reaches its lowest point south and is reborn at the beginning of a new cycle of seasons. In Northern Europe and Scandinavia it was noted by the early Christian scholar, Bede, that the heathens began the year on December 25th which they called Mother's Night in honour of the great Earth Mother. Their celebrations we

Chriistmas Solider
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE BRITISH SOLDIER WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ CURLED UP ON A PONCHO THE FLOOR FOR A BED I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILL

Christmas Love
Well its that time of year again for many of us.. Christmas time.. either were readsy for it or where searching our house for something.. anything to regift that saves us the pain of hitting the shops in this insane christmas rush. I just wanted to take a minute to wish everyone of you a very Merry Christmas. May you enjoy the company of family and friends and santa brings you something you like. For me christmas is a great time, a time where i cn sit on a fat mans knee and tell him what i want while drunk.. and its seems as perfectly acceptable behaviour. haha. So thats about it, be safe, be merry and enjoy. Till next time. Take care.

Christmas And This Religion
I do not deny. I do not know -- but I do not believe. I believe that the natural is supreme -- that from the infinite chain no link can be lost or broken -- that there is no supernatural power that can answer prayer -- no power that worship can persuade or change -- no power that cares for man. I believe that with infinite arms Nature embraces the all -- that there is no interference -- no chance -- that behind every event are the necessary and countless causes, and that beyond every event will be and must be the necessary and countless effects. Man must protect himself. He cannot depend upon the supernatural -- upon an imaginary father in the skies. He must protect himself by finding the facts in Nature, by developing his brain, to the end that he may overcome the obstructions and take advantage of the forces of Nature. Is there a God? I do not know. Is man immortal? I do not know. One thing I do know, and that is, that neither hope, no

Christmas Time.....i Guess?
Well hello Fu-Friends it is I again with another entry in this awful thing I call a "blog". It is 12:52 am on Sunday December 23rd and Christmas is almost upon us. Growing up I had fond memories of Christmas, too having two weeks of school off, playing in the snow and Christmas Eve night watching the local news and hearing the "Santa Report" to find out where the jolly fat man with my presents was. Now as a 27 year old man I can still see the joy in the faces of kids when they hear or see Santa but it no longer has that appeal to me. I still believe in Santa....actually just the concept of Santa the spirit of giving and receiving. I know that Christmas is a Christian holiday but my family never really celebrated it as such and I am glad of that because I think it would have ruined my memories of this joyous time of the year having to remember that this was the time when Jesus was born...(supposedly). Well when or if I ever get married I know my kids will celebrate Christma

Christmas Rush.
Well Christmas is almost here and people are running around trying to do some last minute shopping and the crowds are scrambling to find bargains and also trying to find something for friends and family. When did Christmas become so commercialized? It doesn't seem like it use to be, a time for family and friends to appreciate the company of one another. Wake me on New Year's Eve... at least that can't be commercialized... or can it?

Christmas Sux....
I AM NOT FINE Current mood: gloomy Christmas Sux.... no, let me rethink that remark. "Christmas" does NOT suck. Lights, trees, decorations, music, bells, little kids giggling.... these are magical. The celebration of God's promise to mankind most definately DOES NOT suck. The momentary increase in general goodwill to man does not suck. The pretense, even for just one day, that all is well in this world does not suck. It is my attitude that sux. My selfish attitude. Yes, grief is the most selfish attitude one can have. All I think about is me.. what I once had...and have no longer. I think of all the Christmas's we shared... wonderful, special times. Then I think that I will enjoy no more with My Best Friend. There is no joy. There is no happiness. There is no magic. There is only sadness and an exquisite pain in my soul. Seeing your happiness exaggerates my misery. Hearing your joy magnifies the silence in my heart. Yet, I am not heartless. You, of all p

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

Christmas Party Tonight
I tossed a question out to the MUMM crowd on Fubar and they all seem to agree. So... under my long gown tonight I will be wearing thigh highs and NO panties. I know that if my husband finds out that I am not wearing panties at the party and wearing thigh highs he will need to really control himself to not toss me on top of a table and take me in front of everyone. I will let you know what happens tomorrow.

The Christmas Elf Massacre
The Christmas Elf Massacre Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold. Why I'm knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills. Why I've given up charity in lieu of cheap thrills. Why I loathe mistletoe, fruitcake and bells -- And why I'll celebrate Xmas when it freezes in hell. You'll never see this elf make angels in snow. Hey thanks for the booze – so I guess here it goes: "Twas the night after Christmas in the North Pole No creatures were stirring, not one lousy soul. Santa's house appeared eerily silent But inside the fat man was hungry, was violent . This workshop of toys for kids of all ages Was filled with elves quaking in cages. Who woke up from their long winter's naps To find themselves snared in a devious trap. Hours before I had been bingeing on nog Passed out under the bed, I spied the whole saga. I saw all my brothers rounded up in cages. Sleepy victims of wicked midnight rampages. T

Christmas
Christmas...a day when peace on earth and good will towards men is suppose to happen. Why though is it the most depressing day? I guess its because its the most commercialized and emotional time of the year. A deadline similar to April 15. I personally despise having to go to christmas parties or get together when you know all your going to do is drink, bullshit and try to get the secretary to place her ass on the copier. I compare Christmas to the IRS. We buy presents to people we don't truly care about, we waste too much time and energy playing mind game thinking of what to get and is it good enough. We yell at our love ones, we spend money, and try to kick that cock habit you got while trying to get a promotion for 5 years only to be passed by by a cute petite high school drop out that gives excellent oratory lectures of clothes, make up and her latest purchase of victory secret. Okay, I don't hate her... she is just too cute. My 10 List Christmas compares to April 15

Christmas In Iraq
Christmas is a hard time for soldiers and civilians in Iraq. They are far away from their friends and families and it's hard to communicate back with them unless you are fortunate enough to have an internet connection. I would like to thank all the soldiers that are over here with me and the civilians that support them as well. I personally know how hard it is and I am very greatful for all your service. Today, I was sitting in my office and I got a package. It was from my boss in Detroit, thanking me for the job I was doing over here and the whole office had put something in the package. Little things like this really make us smile. Thank you all for you support. And if any is around tomorrow and needs someone to chat to, let me know. the Dragon

Christmas
Every single year... it hits me at a different time... Sometimes right after thanksgiving... sometime not until the day of Christmas. But it always hits me. This feeling in my stomach... like, this is just, not right. My mom should be here. Christmas was her favorite holiday. She loved it. I mean of course it's a lot of people's favorite holiday... but my mother always went overboard with gifts and decorations. Sometime this morning, while the girls and I put up the tree (between work and the death of my nephew we haven't had time yet....) I'm going to watch the home movies from when I was little... Somehow it helps. I just hate it so much. My mom should be here. She would have been so happy right now. Helping me and the girls. God, she would have been an amazing grandma. All my mother ever wanted was to be a mom, and grandma. She was so loving and so caring, so compassionate. She always wanted to make sure everyone was happy. Esp. me and my brother. And at Christmas... man... we had a

Christmas Without You
Don't read too much into these words. I just had to get a few things off of my chest, and if you really know me (either on here or in RL) then you will be able to read between the lines... BJ I cant believe I have found you Ive searched for years and years To finally find my one true love Though my eyes still fill with tears. Tears that I can not hold you And Kiss your lips and say Merry Christmas to you my darling I wish you were here today. You see I can not tell you, As I fear you don't feel the same. So alone in my heart this Christmas In my mind I play a game. Of you and me together Waking on Christmas morn Your body and mine entwined Of a new love just born. I would hand you your present, A gold heart in a box thats blue The heart is mine for you to own To show you my love is true. Please make my dreams be real And this Christmas be with me Spend a lifetime never to part You and I were meant to be.

Christmas ( Also In A Bulletin I Posted )
Today and Tomorrow are one of the worst days for suicides, car accidents and murders. Please Drive safe don't drink and drive. Wear your seat belt. Take the time to actually listen to peoples problems. I know we all have our own but in return you will feel better about yourself knowing you helped someone or just listened. You never know if you just saved a life or lives. If someone is feeling down ask them why even if they say don't worry about it... it actually normally is a cry for help. Just saying Hi can even brighten someones day/night. So take the time to get to know people. Merry christmas to everyone.. I know the last few years have been rough for alot of us financially and we want to give our kids everything they desire. Just know that your not alone on that matter more then half the country is there with you. My Christmas wish to you all is to be safe, happy and those who have kids ... For them to behave for at least 2days lol.

Christmas Wishes From Me And Bea
Christmas wishes from me and Bea By Dorothy Nobis The Daily Times Article Launched: 12/21/2007 11:32:28 PM MST Mrs. Claus and I are tight, ya know? In fact, I'm probably one of the few who know her as Bea Claus, which is her for-real name. Well, maybe not her real, for-real name. It came from Santa, who would tell the elves when they wanted something they shouldn't have that they couldn't have it "Bea Claus" she said so. Whatever. Anyway, Bea and I sat down recently over wine coolers to talk NASCAR. She's a real fan, you know. And when you get a few coolers in ole Bea, she'll tell you all kinds of things, most of which I can't discuss here Bea Claus (get it? I'm too funny, aren't I?) Whatever — some of you aren't laughing and I'm tellin' Santa. Santa isn't a huge NASCAR fan, Bea said, just 'cuz he's a tad jealous of all the attention the drivers get 10 months out of the year, while he drives all the way around the world in one night and people only care about 10 weeks. Ma

Christmas
im sorry i just feal like venting if ya dont wanna here it then stop fucking reading this cause i dont care, christmas is saposed to be about family's getting together having a nice dinner and spending time with eachother and yes even getting gifts.. pssst WHATEVER my family abbandoned me everyone left and went and did there own thing while i sit here alone on this damn computer hoping to catch someone online i can talk to, not one of my family memebers has called me today nore did they answer when i called them. now i dont nead my family's full attention but when they know damn well my kids arnt here and that im so deprest that i dont even want to be awake right now you think they would at least think to call me hmmmmmmm NOOOOOOO NOT MY FAMILY they only care about themselves and what they are getting and what makes them happy forget about anyone else.. for example my birthday was friday the 21st did any of my family call and say happy birthday hmmmmm no! did i get anything for my

Christmas Poem
this is a poem i wrote for a christmas card "christmas surprise" Sit on my lap and ill give you a surprise It's basicaly one shape and but not always one size, Some are small and skinny and some are long and thin, Some are short and stubby and some are big and thick, they are really fun to suck on and even fun to lick, but when your done your sticky, merry christmas have some... Candy Canes. Merry Christmas everyone. Even if you dont celebrate it I hope everyone has a good holiday season.

Christmas
WHY DOES EVERY BLOG I WRITE GO UNDER "KISSING" NOW???? Oh well........ I have decided this year to stay within myself so not to bring anyone down. I am so depressed. I told Darrell I no longer wanted to be with him. I deserve better than this. It hurts so bad. He and the kids are gone to his brothers house right now. I am making my hot legs and getting ready to go to the alco-thon. Fun, fun, fun. Whats really sad is I feel more at home there than in my own home....I used to LOVE Christmas....Last year, I got NOTHING for Christmas. Yea, my husband is an ass....I am sure this Christmas will be just as memorable. Anywho. Hope you all have a good one! I will be partying with a bunch of drunks who no longer get drunk.......WAHOOOOOO!

Christmas
So yeah, I made a poem, here you go : Christmas is here Fear is in the air Santa Clause is coming You better be prepared You can't hide nowhere He knows if you're scared He'll strike down upon you Abuse you to tears No end to nightmares Now that the big red is in town So don't show your anger or hate Don't you dare frown! In two days he will leave All the kids have been decieved There will be no present To nice children in need The criminals have been freed The worls is chaotic and clear Now that christmas has arrived Now that christmas, is here.

Christmas Is A Time For Giving! Help Me Out Put A Present Under My Tree! Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year To All!
HELP A LADY GET A FEW PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS (repost of original by 'AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~' on '2007-12-24 05:22:25') (repost of original by 'NYCE-N-SLOW' on '2007-12-24 05:52:23') (repost of original by 'Gettofisherman' on '2007-12-24 09:36:23') (repost of original by 'AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~' on '2007-12-24 14:48:31') (repost of original by 'CONTEST ON THE 30TH FOR THE SEXIEST QUEEN ON FABUR!' on '2007-12-24 15:21:31')

Christmas 1960
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whomever would listen that I was willing t

Christmas Cake Recipe
Christmas Cake Recipe You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky. Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you ca

A Christmas Love ( A Poem I Wrote)
Winter has finally come... the trees are bald of leaves... the ground is covered in snow. A cold chill blows in the air, and Christmas lights are on everywhere. Christmas is here, everyone is in joy.... from family pets to girls and boys. It never changes year after year. There she stands at a distance... looking radiant like the morning sun. Gazing at her beauty... always puts me in a trance. I don't know what it is about her... that makes me feel so whole. It tears me apart when I'm not with her... I feel empty inside and lost in this world. This Christmas Love is more than I hoped for... everyday with her feels like the first time. This Christmas I want no gifts... all I want is her love for me... to last for eternity.

A Christmas Story Movie
I think this is an all time classic movie. It is old but takes you back to what you really thought about those stupid gifts your parents got you and would've rather had that gun in your hand instead to "Put Your Eye Out". Good times when we wore those ugly pajamas with feetsies!

Christmas
"Chrissy"mas 2007 Firstly let me wish you and yours a very happy holiday season before i begin my yearly blog of reflection. As i sit here thinking about things over the past year one thing comes to the forefront of my mind time and time again. My friends. If any of you have known me long enough to know my life (and some of you know alot) you will know that this past year has been one of trial and continuous change. For me it has flown by so fast its been a blur. But the one constant in all this are the people who stand behind me and beside me no matter what, through all the bs in my life. Lending and ear to listen, a shoulder to cry on, a kick in my ass when needed and so much more that i cant even begin to think of except for much love and laughter. Donna...you are my rock and my sister and my bitch! and a life friend. You are articulate and funny and caring and one of the finest people i know....i love you and i say that without hesitation...you are family! Steph

A Christmas Romance Wish
A Christmas Romance Wish by BlueWolf © Every night there's a star, On the which I do gaze. Its power is magical, For it sets my heart ablaze. It promises all happiness, And that's being with you. This star holds my Christmas wish, To share my love with you. This poem tells of the only wish I have for Christmas this year.

Christmas Eve
Today is Christmas Eve and today has been an eh ok day, did some last min things, and made cookies and such, I was doing some dishes tonight and i was in the kitchen by my slef with no fan, heater any windows open, and i felt wind by pass me just for that sec. I know it was my daddy letting me know that he was there and he was thinking of me. It made me cry. Was he trying to tell me something? I hope Everyone has a great christmas. Love ya all, Misty

Christmas Eve With The In-laws
It is tradition in my wife, myself and the kids to eat Christmas dinner and open presents on Christmas Eve. This year's meal was ham, potatoe salad, pea salad, assorted sandwich fixings, cupcakes, candy and sandwich rolls. The kids got mostly clothes. My oldest daughter's big present was a pair of boots. My son's big present was a Timex watch. My youngest daughter's big present was a Cabbage Patch doll. My wife and I got a new meat thermometer, a set of Wolfgang Puck knifes and a new 6 quart crock pot.

Christmas
10:54 PM 12/24/2007 Okies Yall is about that time again of the Year ... Just wanted to stop in and Say hell and Merry Christmas to Everyone hugssss and plz have a great time and safe one at that smiles be greatful ya have family and friends to be amoung as well for some of us wont be around others hugsss and Nerryyyyyyyy Christamas..ALOve Ya'll Shelly(WildHeart)

Christmas Night
Yeah this christmas mars is supposed to be brighter than the brightest star or something in the night sky you can read in this article (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071220/ap_on_sc/mars_rudolph) but i liked the revamped song they had there.....lmao here it is Mars is a red-tinged planet With a very shiny glow And if you look to see it You will find the moon in tow. All of the other Yuletides Santa would have at his side The shiny nose of Rudolph Acting as his big sleigh's guide But this very Christmas Eve Santa came to say: "Rudolph, now with Mars so bright, You can stay at home tonight." Then all the reindeer teased him. And they shouted out with glee: "Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer Outsourced to astronomy."

Christmas In The Dust God Bless Our Troops
Wings Over The Mountains of Life To see the video from LTC White click here: http://www.mountainwings.com/pics/ltcwhite.wmv Christmas in The Dust ====================== I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh, And looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, My stocks were down another point, the Dolphins lost by six. And so with only minutes till my son got home from school I gave up on the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool. The burdens that I carried were about all that I could take, And so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break. I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust, No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds of swirling dust. And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh, Eight Hummers ran a column right behind an M1A. A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens. Their eyes were hard

Christmas Around The World
Afrikaners - "Een Plesierige Kerfees" Arabic - "I'd Miilad Said Oua Sana Saida" Argentine - "Felices Pasquas Y felices ano Nuevo" Armenian - "Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand" Basque - Eguberri on Bohemian - "Vesele Vanoce" Breton - "Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat" Bulgarian - "Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo" Chinese - [Mandarin] - "Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan" Chinese - [Catonese] - "Saint Dan Fai Lok" Cornish - "Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth" Croatian - "Sretan Bozic i Nova Godina" (Merry Christmas & Happy New Year) Czech - "Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok" Danish - "Glædelig Jul" Dutch - "Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar" English - "Merry Christmas" Estonian - "Haid joule ja head uut aastat" Farsi - "Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad" Filipino-"Maligayang Pasko" Finnish - "Hyvaa joulua" French - "Joyeux Noël" German - "Froehliche Weihnachten" Greek - "Kala

Christmas...
Christmas just isn't any fun when you have the flu. Or when you don't have any gifts to open, and were unable to get gifts for anyone else. And not to mention all your friends and family are over 500 miles away from you, and you haven't seen them in 2 years. Ugghh...this Christmas sucks :(.

Christmas Miracles....
Christmas Miracles As this Christmas season is growing to a close I wanted to take a moment to reflect on all the things happening around us. Kalamazoo had a storm on Saturday and Sunday this week and 1000s of people were without power. The weather was horrific between the wind, the snow, the ice and the temperature. It made for adverse driving conditions and adverse living conditions for those without power. Well most of you know I work in a hotel. The weather conditions brought 100s of people into the hotel and me the opportunity to experience all their hardships. Most people were excited to have a warm place to stay from the stranded travelers to the residents without power. However there were several that were so upset that they had to stay in a hotel during Christmas. I listened to every story walking through the door from their flights being cancelled, road conditions, the power being out, funerals, hospital stays, accidents, etc. I heard it all. One lady in particul

Christmas Presence
Christmas presence There is a light in the darkness. It is love; it is joy. There is a pure and simple radiance with a positive, joyous power. It warms the hearts of those who value peace and love. The spirit of Christmas transcends beliefs, traditions, culture and customs. It speaks directly to the heart, of love and grace, of giving and of renewal. In the pure, limitless power of love, life is created and sustained. In the radiance of this day, love's presence is joyously expressed again and again, in countless ways. In this moment, new life begins. And love is the ever-present purpose that drives every other purpose. On this day, you have a glimpse of how truly blessed you are. Give love, give joy, and you have even more. -- Ralph Marston

Christmas 2007....
wow, it's been a whole year since I LAST wrote that blog....well, MERRY CHRISTMA EVERYBODY...See ya'll in 2008, I'll be another year older...another year wiser!! And thanks for everybody that's showin me MAD MAD LOVE up here!! VIRGINIA'S FINEST!!

Christmas And Church.. Full Of Shit!
I have no intention of giving you the ba humbug with this blog today. But, since I can't go by a loaf a bread without some fucker ringing a bell in my face and making me feel guilty for not dropping change into his tin cup... I am going to go on a little bit of a Christmas/Church rant. Ho ho ho. It will never cease to amaze me how Church's take credit for all of the "good will" the they spread towards man this time of year. What a pile of bull shit. Church's either tithe or pass baskets around receiving tax free money to do what they will with. These Church's then feed homeless people really bad food, or give them sleeping bags. Call me crazy, but until a pastor goes out, digs ditches, and then gives that hard earned money away... He is going to have a hard time impressing me. The bottom line is that a Church does nothing more than allocate funds. Funds that they were given, and did not earn, yet when all this good stuff is done...who gets the credit? Some jobless fucker who

Christianity And Wicca
"I never told my religion, nor scrutinized that of another. I never attempted to make a convert, nor wished to change another's creed. I have judged of others' religion by their lives, for it is from our lives, and not from our words, that our religions must be read." -- Thomas Jefferson Religion can be a very tricky subject, especially when it comes to something as misunderstood and as misrepresented as Wicca. Every Religion has its fundamentalists and its fanatics and sometimes, it is those extremists that can cause issues for the religion as a whole. One thing that should be addressed right up front is that being non-Christian is not the same thing as being anti-Christian. What is in this section is not the put down of one religion, but but the story of two religions' long, intertwined history. Religions that actually have more in common than some would like to admit. In order to understand the link, we must understand the history. Here's a brief look at how the two conn

Christmas Wishes
Ok guys....so the guy in the red suit has been, children all over the world all awoke this morning with eyes as big as saucers..... oh come on, we were all like that when we were young, you see nothing but a huge mound of presents all wrapped in pretty coloured paper.......and wonder which ones are mine.....REMEMBER NOW?...... Presents, opened, dinner underway,laughter fills the house and while all this is going on can I just say this one little thing........To all my Family,Friends and in fact anyone who knows me on here....... GUYS AND GALS...I LOVE YOU ALL AND WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY, PEACEFUL AND JOYFUL CHRITSMAS AND A BRIGHT, SAFE AND HAPPY START TO THE NEW YEAR, YOU ALL ROCK MY WORLD AND A GUY COULD NEVER HOPE TO MEET SUCH A GREAT BUNCH OF PEOPLE THANK YOU ONE AND ALL MUCH LOVE EACH AND EVERY DAY Dr@gonMaster

Christmas At Home.
This morning my kids got to open presents they got from a Secret Santa charity. They got mostly clothes, but they also got a few assorted toys and extra things. My wife gave them each a small art project and a big candy cane stick. We finished up with egg nog and cinnamon rolls for breakfast.

Christmas 07
Well today was xmas! I have a 2 yr old and a 2 month old and they both made out like little bandits! I got new pajamas, robe and slippers and hubby got new work boots. The only thing i didnt like about today is that we are in the northeast and we didnt get any snow! So now white xmas for the kiddies. We are having dinner with my family in a few hours here. Nothing really major planned for the rest of the year. Maybe visit some friends on new years, but neither of us are big drinkers so it will probably be an early night. LOL

Christmas At Home-part Ii
Just a few minutes ago, my wife's uncle (who is her mom's brother) brought over some presents. He gave my wife and I a scented candle. The whole family a LIfe board game. He gave my oldest daughter a Rubik's Cube and a pair of slippers. He gave my some a shirt and some How Wheel cars. He gave my youngest daughter a "High School Musical" pillow and jacket. He chatted with the kids and us for about a half hour, and is now on his way to deliver more goodies to other family members.

Christmas Sucks A Little More Every Year
The best part about this year?? I woke up next to the love of my life. Other than that.. it sucks.. no presents, no alcohol, no smoking.. I HATE the holidays.. hell, I didnt even get to enjoy Christmas dinner.. I got nada..It sucks.. Oh well.. no one cares about the moshes anymore.. it happens.. at least i got laid.. lmao..

Christmas And The Power Of The Dark Side
Christmas and the Power of the Dark Side December 25, 2007 The power of the dark side is a strange one. I’ve often heard, “Come to the dark side. We have cookies.” I suppose they must be killer cookies because I make some rockin’ cookies. No temptation there for me. I am strong in the force and cannot be swayed. Or so I thought. It was this unsuspecting Christmas morn that the power of the dark side compelled me to reconsider. My lovely 9 year old son got a Darth Vader/Death Star Transformer (like the one that Jesus got from his cousin on the first Christmas). Anyway, we were moving right along, cussing out boxes that held onto the toys with a super tight grip and cutting into packages with blades usually reserved for carving dead birds. And that’s when I was called. Darth made it safely out of the box and we were testing all the cool little things he says. That’s when my son pointed out the obvious, “Look, mommy, he’s even got a robotic wiener!” (He h

Christmas
This holiday was not as bad as I thought it would be. My roomie did not go away, instead her Grandma came here. She is a very nice lady and nice to have around. We had a big dinner last night with my son, his wife and my ex-hubby. So we had 8 people in our little house... LOL It was very nice though. Not much fussing or anything. Today was more or less a lazy day. The boys got there presents this morning, Heather got hers, Grandma got her and I even got a present from Heather. This turned out to be a very nice time, the only way it would have been better is IF a certain guy was around. Hopefully I will get to spend some time with him soon. I miss him alot! I hope everyone had a great time and hope we have a great New year coming up!! HUGGG to you all!

Christmas
Well, I've been asleep most of the day. Mainly because I'm exhuasted. The past few weeks mysleeping habits have been erratic. For a long of reasons. Thinking mostly. So i slept A LOT today. And i'll sleep a lot tonight... yay me. So, anyways... Yesterday/ last night, I spent a lot of time on the phone with Adam. The more I talk to him, and the more I get to know him, and all the little things about him. He is so amazing. I just feel like, he belongs in my life. He makes me happy. When I'm with him, I feel something I've never felt in my entire life. I'm comfortable. I feel safe, I'm happy. Like, everything in the world will be ok. He means so much to me... and he's so important to me. I really dont know what I would do with out him. I mean, honestly, he's the most amazing man I've ever known. He takes care of all of my emotional needs... as far as, attention, and the annoying little reassurances, and things like that. He's increcible. I'm in aw of how insanely lucky I got to have

Christmas
well i have to be honest even with out my rl being here to celebrat christmas with me this has been the first time in a very long time that christmas has felt like anything other then a real christmas. so in the season of this day i wish all to have a safe but yet a great christmas and a happy new year

Christmas Memories
For some reason I woke at at 6:15 this morning.. I laughed at the thought that from somewhere deep inside me that the Santa's been here memory must have been triggered. I closed my eyes to go back to sleep and as I drifted away I thought of Christmases long ago. I remembered Christmas trees bright with lights in the early morning darkness, and I remembered my dad. I remembered having so much to see I didn't know where to look. I remembered being so happy I almost had no words. I remembered Christmas spent at Grandma Gails. I remembered Grandpa and his reindeer antlers. I remembered arguing with Richard and Valarie over whose presents were better. I remembered Dakota's first Christmas. I remembered how he really didn't want anything to with the packages.He was more intrested in the tree. I remembered the Christmas before last...spent with David.... I remembered how David gave Dakota the huge remote control Dodge Ram I bought him because they wanted to take it and play in

Christmas
This has been the worst Christmas ever. I'm used to being single && that never makes me sad && it didn't this year. What ruined it was my brother. Don't get me wrong....I'm so happy he's doing something good with his life by being in the National Guard but once again I have become invisable in my family. Everytime I talk to my mom all she talks about is my brother && how happy she is && how much she misses him. Anytime I make a joke about him I get yelled at. This is how it's always been tho. My brother has alwats been the screw up && I've always been the good kid. He still got all the attention cos my parents always had to bail him out when he got in trouble. Always had to stay on him about his school work. Always had to take him to court for something else he did. I always get the short end of the stick. I worked my ass off in school && never got any praise for it. The best part of high school for me was choir && I had to beg && pleed for my parents to come to one of my performances.

Christmas
Well i had been working out 4 about a month then christmas came i went from 280 to 267 when i got weighed at the military place. Hope i didn't screw my diet up to much had to show my mother that she could still cook I put some food away if you know what i mean. Gotta work hard to get rid of what i migt have put on for the holidays.

Christmas
So its xmas nite....sigh.. this has to be the worse xmas i ever ever had, yet the best... I love my kids ... i have to say i have 3 of the best kids ever.... I learned xmas to my kids is more then what they are getting.. Its about who they love and how much they do love and care about me and everything going on with me.... They put their own wants and needs aside to make sure mom was ok on her first xmas in 19 yrs without them.. This is my first xmas in 20 years that i was alone... Sometimes i kick myself over and over again for moving to Ga and not stayin in Pa but i wasnt strong enough to..I am still not strong enough to be home.. It was nice to be with my brother and his family for the first time for xmas though.. they made me feel so welcome.....even got xmas presents which i wasnt expecting!! I really fuckin miss my kids alot....and i can not wait to see them again.Wish i had the money to take the trip home to see them i really do.. but i will soon and i am gonna go see them s

Christmas Aftermath Lol
Christmas was good. Everyone loved the presents. Only problem now is we can't get the xbox live account to work on the 360. I was on the phone with xbox last night and have been on well over an hour not today. They can't figure out the issue and I am on hold waiting to be bumped up to a supervisor. David was so suprised at getting a camera. I have to keep telling him no pics of me until I get a shower lol. Christmas Eve service went fine. Next year I have to start playing my trumpet earlier to get my lip in shape. This yar I started practicing a few days ahead and I should have weeks before. David is still here and as far as I know he will be with me through New Years :). He is eating way too much. I swear he wants something every 5 minutes!

Christmas With My Wife's Family
Yesterday afternoon and evening my family went to my wife's uncle's home. There was her dad, step-mom and many cousins. We had ham, rolls, two types of fruit salad, potato salad, pea salad, dip & crackers, green bean salad, macaroni salad and pie. There were gifts for all the kids. My wife got some candy and a candle. While there were no out-right fights or arguments, there was somewhat of a chill in the air. (And I don't mean the cold weather.) First, my wife has this cousin who is somewhat successful in the construction business. He comes to family events but he tends to keep his wife and kids away from the others. I thought it this is odd. Second, my wife kept getting comments all night about our oldest daughter's (M.) lip rings. Relatives were saying "Why did you let her do it?" and "Why haven't you taken them out?" She would reply that M. did it on her own, and that she can't be watched 24/7/365. My wife got upset later about everyone mentioning it. (I think h

Christmas
You know Christmas is supposed to be a great time of year. I would say this Christmas for me was the worst. It was the first time I ever missed my Childrens Christmas. I just couldn't afford to go home. I talked to them and they were still happy. But they missed there Daddy. Then a good friend and I decided to visit our extended family (Military Vets) at the local VA. That turned out fantastic for all that showed up. That was the second piece to the Crappy Christmas. My Boss and I went and we waited around for an hour for a new friend to show. Then I found out what kinda happened. Its some drama shit. Then to top it all off at 1530 or so, my Dad called to tell me my Grandmother passed on Christmas Eve. I am hoping that life will get better soon. And I find myself in another pickle. Do i spend the money to go to the funeral. Its probably in a few days, so it would almost be same day booking for the ticket to Houston. Oh well. I imagine life goes on.

Christmas "candy"
Holly was lonely. Most of the time this was fine. Most of the time she preferred life that way. But the holidays got to her. It started with Thanksgiving and all the family togetherness. True, not everyone gathered joyously to fabulously prepared dinners, but we all pretended we did. Other people had to eat dry turkey and repeat old arguments too. At least Thanksgiving came and went quickly. Christmas dragged out for an entire month, during which everyone was supposedly expressing joy and charity but mainly pushing their credit card limits. Holly rolled her eyes at herself. She was turning her own anxiety into bitterness against the entire season. Just because she did not have a date to take to her sister's Christmas party, did not mean the entire season was doomed. Maybe she could at least show up in style. While searching her closet had been a failure, her friend and neighbor Candy might share something better. Unlike Holly, Candy shopped for clothes like a normal woman.

Christmas And Such
so yeah its a few days after christmas. i find it odd how ppl try to act way nicer and crap around the holidays then when theyre over ppl go back to being the same lol. i got some good stuff this yr, then again i usually do, but thats besides the point. i got 2 digital cameras (need to return 1), alot of clothes, jadior perfume, clothes, jewlery, money, gift certificates, purses, a living dead doll, movies, a table, new bedding, and a bunch of other crap. blah also now that the holidays are over, i need to look for a new job...i hate job hunting, oh well. for some reason my rodents dont do to well at my dads house, they were very healthy and such when i lived in stockton then since i moved back to my dad, 2 of my rats have died and another 1 recently went blind in 1 eye. damn im bored, anywho yeah.

The Christmas Dinner
Sorry... I have been so busy that I did not have time to tell what happened the other night at the Christmas party. I wore a long black slinky gown that had a very long slit along the left side which goes to about half thigh at the highest point of the slit. Like I said ... the plan was to wear thigh high stockings to the dinner partly to tease my husband knowing that there would be men who would notice the slit and the stockings. He loves it when I do things like this to tease him (and others). While eating dinner I removed a pair of panties from my purse that I had planted in there before leaving home. I intentionally DID NOT wear panties (or a bra) under the gown. At a point about half way through the dinner I reached under the table and opened my purse. I removed the panties from my purse and while my husband was speaking to the woman sitting to his left at the table I reached under the table, panties in hand, and reached for his hand and he felt the panty material a

Christmas
How was everyone's Christmas break? Tell me one thing that you got that was absolutely wonderful. And tell me one thing that you wished you would have got, but didn't. Have a great New Year's Day, Ciao!!!!

A Christmas Carol That Has Baffled Me
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come outof the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Today, I found out.From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England werenot permitted to practice their faith openly. Someoneduring that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Eachelement in the carol has a code word for a religious realitywhich the children could remember. -The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. -Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. -Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. -The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. -The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament. -The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation

Christmas
As usual was interesting. I'm kinda diggin' the shades my cousins husband gave me cuz I make them look good. Anywho other than that..it was total shit! I hate being around family...especially my dad & sister...extended BRING IT ON but imediate(sp) fuck that... Also totaly got bit in the face by a doggers...which goes to show i cannot go a christmas without getting injured! Hope you all had an amazing Christmas HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! 3 months suckas until i'm out like a girl scout and thank GOD

Christmas At The Gas Station
Christmas at the Gas Station The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty, "Stew . made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh." Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bel

Christmas Party Announcement
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 01, 2007 R: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty ************************************************* FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 03, 2007 RE: Holiday Party In no way w

Christmas In Alaska
Retirement to Alaska John had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Kevin, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says John, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Kevin is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'." "Not a problem" says John. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be

Christmas In The Dust
I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh, And looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, My stocks were down another point, the Dolphins lost by six. And so with only minutes till my son got home from school I gave up on the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool. The burdens that I carried were about all that I could take, And so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break. I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust, No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds of swirling dust. And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh, Eight Hummers ran a column right behind an M1A. A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens. Their eyes were hard as polished flint, their faces drawn and lean. They walked the street in armor with their rifles shouldered tight, Their dearest wish for Christmas, just to have a silent night.

Christmas Cards
My Wife's 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explaination from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20307 - 5001 Cmon people let them know what you think!!!

161, Christian Widsom Again, Still Put It Under My Quotes
Daily Christian Wisdom The twelve days of Christmas come to an end on January 6, and the season of the Epiphany begins...Epiphany not only ends Christmas, it also fulfills it by celebrating the revelation of the Christ to the whole world... -Phyllis A. Tickle, "What the Heart Already Knows"

Christmas Divorce
Christmas Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' "Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay' he says, 'they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'

Christopher Columbus Brought Syphilis To Europe From The New World
CHICAGO (Reuters) - New genetic evidence supports the theory that Christopher Columbus brought syphilis to Europe from the New World, U.S. researchers said Monday, reviving a centuries-old debate about the origins of the disease. They said a genetic analysis of the syphilis family tree reveals that its closest relative was a South American cousin that causes yaws, an infection caused by a sub-species of the same bacteria. "Some people think it is a really ancient disease that our earliest human ancestors would have had. Other people think it came from the New World," said Kristin Harper, an evolutionary biologist at Emory University in Atlanta. "What we found is that syphilis or a progenitor came from the New World to the Old World and this happened pretty recently in human history," said Harper, whose study appears in journal Public Library of Science Neglected Tropical Diseases. She said the study lends credence to the "Columbian theory," which links the first recorded

Christian Ways To Reduce Stress ...
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health. 5. Delegate tasks to capable others. 6. Simplify and unclutter your life. 7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.) 8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places. 9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together. 10. Take one day at a time. 11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it. 12. Live within your budget; don't use credit

Christian Ways To Reduce Stress ...
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health. 5. Delegate tasks to capable others. 6. Simplify and unclutter your life. 7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.) 8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places. 9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together. 10. Take one day at a time. 11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it. 12. Live within your budget; don't use credit c

Chris & Krystina's Cabin Fever Lounge
Chris & Krystina's Cabin Fever Lounge This is our new lounge name.We need more member's to come in our new lounge we have going on here.Hope to talk with you ppl's soon.Come join our lounge.Here's the link for the lounge hope it work's if not look on my page where it say's lounges and look for the name.Thank you. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54951

Chris's Bulletin
THE BEST IN ROCK, HEAVY METAL, SOFT ROCK AND GOTHIC ROCK. YOU ASKED FOR THE BEST??? I HAVE THE BEST!!!!!! DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! ALSO WE HAVE THE TERROR BROTHERS ROCKING OUT IN THE LOUNGE!!! DJ D.E.A.T.H TBR™ ROCKING THE AIR AT THE ACE CAFE COME HEAR HIM OR MISS OUT!!!! ROCK ON!!!!!!!!

Chris And Alexis
Here's something. My buddy, Chris and his girlfriend, Alexis were set to be hitched on the 27th of February. But now the wedding is called off because the bachelorette's party got way out of hand. Alexis was photographed giving the stripper a "hummer" and one of her "friends" emailed Chris the photos. Well Chris and Alexis had a huge fight last night about it and Chris called off the engagement. Today Chris decided that he wants his engagement ring back and Alexis said no. She said that since Chris called off the wedding she's entitled to keep the ring. Now I know she's right in what she said but come on, in this case, if you were Alexis would you give back the ring or keep it? Oh, and Chris just said that if she doesnt give the ring back, he'll post the pics of her and the stripper on Fubar for all to see! lmfao

Chris Rock
I am going to see Chris Rock live at the Fox in Detroit on feb 29th!! :D I have never seen a live comedian and he should be a great fist! I hope it will be a really funny show!!! I'll let everyone know how it was :D

Christ & The Kundalini
CHRIST & THE KUNDALINIContrary to popular Christian dogma, Christ did teach about Karma, reincarnation, self-realisation and the Divine Feminine as Holy Ghost -- God the Mother. Christ's teachings are more Eastern than the Churches would have us believe or would like to admit.The two centuries after Christ, saw the Christian Gnostic teachings of spiritual awareness disseminated alongside the blind faith doctrines of Paul's formulation. In the third Century, the Roman Church's council of Nicaea acted to stamp out the Gnostics and their anti-dogmatic approch to spirituality.The Gnostic's were declared heretical, their texts destroyed and the Gnostics themselves persecuted into extinction. However, a small amount of Gnostic teachings survived, hidden in caves or in watered-down form in other "heretical" texts (broadly labelled as "Apocrypha").The Christian Gnostics practiced a spirituality more similar to Eastern traditions than to the Western Christianity we know today. "Gnostic" is Gree

Christina Aguilera "beautiful"
Dont look at me every day is so wonderful And suddenly, its hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the fame, Im so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words cant bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words cant bring me down So dont you bring me down today To all your friends, youre delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The piece is gone and the puzzle undone Thats the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words wont bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words wont bring you down Dont you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what they say (no matter what they say) When the sun is shining through Then the clouds wont stay And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun wont always shine (sun wont always shine) But tomorrow will find a way All the other times We are beautiful no matter what they say

Christmas Dinner 1996
Christmas Dinner at the Rothwell Charter, December 1996 I hate the office Christmas dinner party. This event is the lowest point in my social calendar. How you dress, when you arrive, when you leave and who you arrive and leave with will usually create more gossip than anything else done in the rest of the year. If living with the odd gaffe and faux pas after the event weren't enough to deal with, I look forward to the event itself as eagerly as to an interview with the Inland Revenue. People I might have spent the last fifty-one weeks and six days avoiding (and in some cases, believe me, I have been counting) will walk up to me and treat me like a long-lost relative. There have been occasions where I have spent the preceding few months planning to impress one particular individual with my sartorial elegance or suave small talk. Inevitably they won't turn up. Conversation at the office Christmas dinner party limps along and dies quickly since work is the only thing we have in

A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story A Sestina Flying a P-51 Mustang, Major George E. Preddy earned a place in history during a dogfight against a schwarm of fighters from the Luftwaffe. Preddy flew for the United States Army Air Force in the bitter battles over Europe that raged throughout the second half of 1944. On the evening of August 5th, 1944, thinking the next day's mission was canceled, Preddy had a few drinks and engaged in a dogfight of craps. Not expecting to encounter Luftwaffe the next morning, Preddy followed the traditions of air men on both sides of the war in Europe. As the sun cast it's first light over Europe on the morning of August 6th, 1944, reveille announced that the mission was on. Preddy, who was still too drunk to engage in a dogfight with anyone, let alone the highly trained Luftwaffe, led his flight of Mustangs into the air. Shortly after his P-51 was in the air, Preddy vomited into his oxygen mask as Europe passed below. That summer morn in

Christianity Is Good For Them
We don't need to justify being atheists any more than we need to justify eating and drinking; But the religious ones need to justify their irrational cause over and over and over and over and over..overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I find it amusing and painfully frustrating that those people are incapable of understanding what a fairy tale is. That is an ELEMENTARY thinking skill I dare say. Three year olds understand what a fairy tale is without sounding the alarm of concrete reasoning and logical attempt. Atheism is a necessity only so long as religions exist... and so long as religions exist, some of their members will inevitably become disillusioned by their bullshit and corruption, and become outspoken atheists P.S And I'm tired of being educated about Jesus Christ this and Christianity that - I don't even want to hear about it- I just wish it would go AWAY

Chris Birthday Bulletin
!!!!!!BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!b> DJDeath is 29 today, andits his first birthday as a proud daddy, letsgetto gether and show him som ereal fubar love and try n get him to Fuberlord, i know we can do it. Click the pics or, the link below both will take you straight to his page .... go on, show him some birthday love, .... he deserves it!!!!!!!! DJ DEATH TBR™ LUNA SILVERNIGHT'S R/L GUY !!!OTB!!!@ fubar

A Christmas With David
Note: My mind is overwhelmed with thoughts of him. I can’t shake them and they come so frequent that it’s almost like they are playing a movie in my head. I see everything so clearly, kind of like really being there. Here is one of them. I’m living in a nice sized white house that’s twenty minutes from the city. David and I don’t live together, but are dating. Even though he doesn’t celebrate Christmas, he was willing to come and enjoy Christmas dinner with me and stay the night to help put out the presents for the kids that night. Both of my brothers, their wives and my younger brother’s four kids along with my daughter were there too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I get up on Christmas Eve ready to start cooking. It’s around 6am and I’m the only one up. Fumbling to the kitchen without trying to wake anyone, “Thank goodness I set the coffee pot.” As I sit in my pajamas sipping my coffee at the table I hear the back door open and close. “Hay mom.” Jean says as she walks in. “Shhh, not t

Christmas In March
December 14, 1972 Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love & devotion, Agnes December 15, 1972 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtledoves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 16, 1972 Dearest John, Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generousity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Agnes December 17, 1972 Dear John, Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful but don't you think enough is enough? You are being too romantic.

Christmas For A Soldier
Twas the night before christmas He lived all alone In a one bedroom house Made of plaster and stone I had come down the chimney With presents to give And to see just who In this home did live I looked all about A strange sight i did see No tinsel, no presents Not even a tree No stockings by mantle Just boots filled with sand On the wall hung pictures Of far away lands With medals and badges Awards of all kinds A sober thought Came through my mind For this house was different It was dark and dreary I found the home of a soldier Once I could see clearly The soldier lay sleeping Silent, alone Curled up on the floor In this one bedroom home The face was so gentle The room in such disorder Not how I pictured A untied states soldier Was this the hero Of whom I'd just read Curled up on a poncho The floor for a bed I realized the families That I saw this night Owed their lives to these soldiers Who were willing to fight Soon round

Chris Becker Rest In Peace Died At 3:00 Pm April 2nd
Chris Becker MR Becker taught my brother Matt in 5th and myself in 1st grade.A wonderful teacher and our family friend.He found out around christmas time he had lung cancer and was in chemo.He was a active democrat in Citrus County along with us. He will be greatly missed at home. Chris Becker before he was struck with lung cancer Time of Dying

"christopher Becker" (acrostic)
Cherishing friend to have Honest to the soul Remember how special you are Inspirational to everyone Sweetest teacher/friend I could ever have Terrific with your student's/friend's Only close friend in school I would run too Pleasure to hang out Honorable to have as a teacher Everybody will remember how great you are Remembering the coolest days we had on field trips Bravest person I have met Even now and I would never forget you Courage is what you have also Kindest teacher/friend to hold on too Earthly and loving to everyone Remembering how great a guy you are/where to everybody

Christmas Night
Some boxes and bows to be thrown out, Candy pieces strewn all about. Sticky prints and cookie crumbs what girls and boys are made of. No sugar for a cup of hot tea, Stretched out socks for my cold feet. Has been jammies from Christmas's past, it's amazing how long flannel lasts. A gift card within reach yet so far away, A mile from everything I need today. Hope tomorrow is sunny with no rain in sight, For my old painful body will once again hike. No gifts to return, I liked them all, but I really wonder why a set of knives. Smiles and laughter we once again shared, rehashing our memories of many Christmas's past. For four special but short hours, I once again was part of the family. I wrote this a couple of years ago. Tess

Chris's Obituary
Christopher A. Hays Greensburg Christopher A. Hays, 18, of Greensburg, died Monday, April 7, 2008. He was born June 29, 1989, in Pittsburgh, a son of Mark A. Hays, of Greensburg, and Deann Winkler Hays, of Grapeville. He is also survived by two brothers, Collin M. and Michael D. Hays, of Greensburg; his grandparents, Dennis and Jayme Hays, of Greensburg, and Ralph and Darlene Winkler, of Irwin; two uncles, Dennis Hays Jr., of Greensburg, and Steve Winkler and wife, Sheri, of Irwin; an aunt, Darcy Winkler, of Irwin; and several cousins. He is also survived by his girlfriend, Jessie McFadden, and her mother, Deanna McFadden, of Grapeville. Family and friends will be received from 2 to 4 and 6 to 8 p.m. Thursday at the BARNHART FUNERAL HOME, 505 E. Pittsburgh St., Greensburg. Services will be held at 1 p.m. Friday in the funeral home. Interment will follow in Hillview Cemetery, Greensburg. In lieu of flowers, memorial donations payable to The Christopher Hays Memorial Fund may be se

A Christian Speaks Of Wicca And Witchcraft
A Christian Speaks of Wicca and Witchcraft by James Clement Taylor I am a Christian and not a Wiccan. A Christian is one who has been baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, and who has made a personal, free-will decision to commit himself and all his or her life to our Lord and God and Savior, Jesus Christ. Both of these things are true of me. I am a member of St. Mary’s Eastern Orthodox Church, Colorado. In this paper, I am not speaking as agent for any church, but I am, entirely on my own responsibility, speaking the truth in love, as we Christians are supposed to do. A Situation of Strife and Shame: There are many Christians today who believe that anyone who is not a Christian is doomed to an eternity of suffering in hell. Any decent person, believing this, would be compelled to try to save as many people from this fate as possible. But is this belief correct? Jesus Christ, having noted the faith and righteousness of a Roman centurion, a Pagan, pro

A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story Flying a P-51 Mustang, Major George E. Preddy earned a place in history during a dogfight against a schwarm of fighters from the Luftwaffe. Preddy flew for the United States Army Air Force in the bitter battles over Europe that raged throughout the second half of 1944. On the evening of August 5th, 1944, thinking the next day’s mission was canceled, Preddy had a few drinks and engaged in a dogfight of craps. Not expecting to encounter Luftwaffe the next morning, Preddy followed the traditions of air men on both sides of the war in Europe. As the sun cast it’s first light over Europe on the morning of August 6th, 1944, reveille announced that the mission was on. Preddy, who was still too drunk to engage in a dogfight with anyone, let alone the highly trained Luftwaffe, led his flight of Mustangs into the air. Shortly after his P-51 was in the air, Preddy vomited into his oxygen mask as Europe passed below. That summer morn in ‘44, stil

Christmas' Yesteryear
Yeah, more cheesiness but oh well, I'm in a cheesy mood. These are some old poems from long long ago...... Christmas' Yesteryear When the innocence of a childs smile or the closeness of a family meets my eye, It's then that I think of Christmas' long ago and remember with a sigh, Our home tucked 'neath ice covered branches, fluffy white snow over fields evergreen, Echo in my memory like no other sight I've ever seen. To think upon my family, how they loved me well and good. Brings a tear to my eye and a tug at my heart like no other feeling ever could. How it felt to be held in mothers loving arms, always so soft and warm. How daddy kept us safe from harm, our shelter through every storm. Awakening Christmas morning with much delight, were a thrill too fond to tell. From below the chatter of voices, of laughter, Christmas music and homecooked smells. Our giggles as we raced down the stairway, pitter patter of tiny feet over har

Christianity And Vampirism
Long before the Christian church began to unfold its wings throughout Europe, the vampire was an established myth. Vampire-like creatures had been a part of superstition since ancient Greece. The roots of the vampire were Pagan in nature, and the beliefs were widespread. The relationship that eventually formed between vampires and the Christian God is a tale riddled with irony. Irony #1 - what they seek to destroy, they give life to The Christian church had not established a stance on vampires when it split in 1054. However, the beliefs of the two churches that resulted - the Roman Catholic church in the west, and the Orthodox church in the east - can be directly linked to the vampire myth that continued to pervade the east. Roman Catholics believed that the bodies of their saints would not decay in the grave; instead, they would remain intact and give off a sweet odour. However, the Orthodox church found it more difficult initially to shake off its Pagan roots, and viewed an un

Christy Aka "bebe"
she is trying to reach the next level. only 416k to go. please help out anyway you can. She's a wonderful woman and an excellent friend. F/A/R if you havent already. All love shown will be returned.

Christianity
CHRISTIANITY ~ The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.......yeah, makes perfect sense.

Christmas Fun
It all started innocently enough, I was home from college for Thanksgiving vacation and the Jones needed a babysitter. I came home every chance I got, being a freshman and all, I was pretty homesick. I had been babysitting for the Jones for the last three years and their baby was a sweetie but I hadn't seen them since I started school a couple of months ago. I went over at 6:00 to let them catch an early movie. Darnell opened the door and he kind of paused before his normal greeting of "Hi, kid." I had changed a bit since I started college. My body was the same but I had started wearing clothes which showed it off a bit more. This night I was wearing a white button-up blouse and tight blue jeans. His eyes were locked on my breasts for what seemed like forever. They were pushing against my shirt a little, I guess. They were 34B, firm and plump and stood out quite proudly by themselves even without the pushup bra I was now wearing. My jeans also displayed my nice firm ass, consi

Christian Woman
Forgive her For she knows Not what she does.... A cross upon her bedroom wall. From grace she will fall. An image burning in her mind. And between her thighs. A dying God-man full of pain. When will you cum again? Before him beg to serve or please. On your back or knees. There's no forgiveness for her sins. Prefers punishment? Would you suffer eternally Or internally? Ah. For her lust She'll burn in hell. Her soul done medium well. All through mass manual stimulation Salvation. Corpus Christi She needs Corpus Christi Corpus Christi. Corpus Christi She needs Corpus Christi Corpus Christi. Body of Christ. She needs. Body of Christ. Body of Christ. She'd like to know God. love God. Feel her God. Inside of her - deep inside of her. She'd like to know God. love God. Feel, feel, feel Her God, Inside of her Deep inside of her. Inside of her Deep inside of her. Jesus Christ looks like me Jesus Christ, Jesus Chris

Chris Daughtry-over You
Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up and tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep. Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never saw it coming. I should've started running A long, long time ago. And I never thought I'd doubt you, I'm better off without you More than you, more than you know. I'm slowly getting closure. I guess it's really over. I'm finally getting better. And now I'm picking up the pieces. I'm spending all of these years Putting my heart back together. 'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you. You took a hammer to these walls, Dragged the memories down the hall, Packed your bags and walked away. There was nothing I could say. And when you slammed the front door shut, A lot of others opened up, So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for me. Well,

Christmas Brings Good Tidings?
OK, its December now and everything sucks. The truck down again, its a timing problem and I can't seem to figure it out. Chris is emotional and moody because there's no money and she wants to splurge on Christmas and the worst of all is now she's telling me that all these mall security guys are hitting on her. One guy just broke up with his woman and the other is expecting a baby with his. Guys hitting on her doesnt bother me. What bothers me is the fact that she blows up when I flirt online, but it seems ok for her to do it in person? Come on now! Lets get real here. I may flirt ... but to me it's just words, not to mention the fact that these people are usually a few hundred to thousand miles away, hardly any chance of me ever meeting them.Her, on the other hand ... up close, in person, easy to sneak anything in ... Wow. Well, I suppose it's time to tuck my tail and take the truck to the shop and have it fixed right, pack up my stuff and make a move. She's always telling me that I'll

Chris
Hey... How are you? I'm sure youve seen all these lounge ad's with "best fubar dj's" Or "top lounge" Well how about this small quaint like place, with good people not many, but we always make memories, always have a good time, But don't take my word for it Click the pics to join us and find out for yourself! And dont forget to Tip your Dj.... Dj.Venom!

Christian” Obama To Receive Golden Monkey God Idol
) “Christian” Obama to receive golden monkey god idol June 25th, 2008 NEW DELHI: With Democrat senator Barack Obama busy in the run-up to the US presidential polls, a group of well-wishers in the capital have decided to send him a symbol of his lucky charm, Lord Hanuman, to help him emerge victorious. Obama’s representative Carolyn Sauvage-Mar on Tuesday received a gold-plated two-feet-high idol which she will pass it on to the Obama after it is sanctified. Live Long … and prosper? The idol is being presented to Obama as he is reported to be a Lord Hanuman devotee and carries with him a locket of the monkey god along with other good luck charms. Oh, Reeaaly? With Obama kissing up to the Evangelicals this is going to get good, I think. Perhaps Obama should inquire of ”Reverened” Wright on whether it’s OK to carry idols around while calling yourself a Christian.

Christian The Lion 'reunion'
I seen this on 'The View' today..and looked it up to share with all of you...these guys raised this lion til he got to big and released him back to the wild..one year later they went to see Christian and he remembered them...the hug says it all...

Christmas Times
Christmas time is for joy Christmas time is for happiness Christmas time is for family Christmas time is for friends Christmas time is for love Christmas time is for hope Chistmas time is for wishes Christmas time is for dreams Christmas time is for giving Christmas time is for sharing Christmas time is for careing Christmas times by cleon

"christmas 2008..."
They had debated the entire month of November whether or not to put up a Christmas tree this year. The pros and cons had gotten hashed, rehashed, then hashed again. With no tree, they saved themselves the three to four hours it would take them to do it in the style and flavor they were accustomed to, and give them more time to be together, whether it be last minute shopping or just snuggling on the couch watching a good heartwarming movie . But, with a tree came hundreds of beautiful lights covering the symbol of what is surely the most sacred of holidays. After weighing both options very carefully, they decided between themselves that a few hours of "work", would give back, in return, many days of enjoyment. Ever since childhood, both had loved turning out all the lights and sitting in silence just gazing at the splendor that only comes from a well lit, and perfectly decorated Christmas tree. "Yes!" they both said in unison, "We will put up a tree this year!", and even though all the

Christian, The Lion At World's End (a True Story About Love)
Christian, the Lion at World's End(another amazing and touching story) Christian was a lion cub, raised by two men who eventually had to release him into the wild. One day they went to visit Christian in his new home... Christian, the Lion at World's End (following commentary excerpted from Hoax-Slayer) Commentary: This message tells the story of a lion cub that was raised by two men in England and then relocated to an African wildlife sanctuary when it grew too big to keep at home. According to the message and accompanying video clip, when the men visited the wildlife sanctuary a year later, the lion recognized them and approached to greet and play with them. The story is true although the events described happened many years ago in the late 60's and early 70's. Two young men, Anthony Bourke and John Rendall bought the lion cub from the Harrods department store, London, in 1969. They called the cub Christian. Christian's parents were zoo lions, so he was born i

Christmas In August!!!! Wtf
christmas in AUGUST!!!! WTF Okay so I was at A.C Moore today (buying a hat for a hamster that's another story) when I saw a display for Halloween, I thought to myself wow that's a bit early. Then I saw a display for Thanksgiving that made me chuckle a little. Finally Christmas, who the hell in their right mind would approve Christmas in August, School has not gone back yet. Fuck its not even Labor day. Why in the hell do we feel it necessary to skip half a calendar year just to increase profits? Please somebody fill me in. Don't get me wrong I like Christmas but I only like Christmas in December. I know I am not the only one who feels this way so HOW IN THE HELL DO WE MAKE IT STOP. Cuz next year if I see the Easter bunny next to Santa, they will be only one answer mass homicide dressed as Uncle Sam

Christ Im A Sick Puppy!
Im an addict, my addiction manifests itself in a rather unhealthy obsession with musical instruments, i collect them like a really crazy person.. If all goes well then tomorrow i will be feeding my disease with yet another musical instrument, in this case a Gibson Flying V guitar, i already have tons of guitars but have managed to convince myself that i really need this one too, i wasnt that hard to convince. Thank god they dont have 12 step meetings for this form of addiction here in iceland, if i came into contact with more freaks like myself i would probably become even sicker..

Christmas Bondage
Why bondage I dont really know but how can anybody resist a heading that says Christmas bondage(hence the name). But I think it would be great if we finally got some good X-rated Christmas songs out in the world. Little Drummer Boy is perfect. I got the first verse at work last night check it out Cum she told me (insert sexual sound effects here) upon my face she said (insert sexual sound effects here) I can not swallow that (insert sexual sound effects here) It makes me choke and gag (insert sexual sound effects here) sick and twisted I know but still and I havent even thought about winter wonder land yet (please dont sue)

Christmas Punch
CHRISTMAS PUNCH 1-cup sugar 1-cup water 1 cinnamon stick 1-teaspoon whole cloves Dash salt 1-quart cranapple juice 2 cups burgundy wine Place sugar in small saucepan and add water gradually. Stirring to blend. Add the rest of the spices and salt. Bring to boil, and then simmer 20 minutes. Remove spices and chill. When ready to serve, add sugar and spice syrup to chilled cranapple juice and wine. Stir and serve in tall wine glasses. Yields: 4 servings

Christiania Bohemen
Tro: Du har nevnt Christiania Bohemen. Jeg tenker uvilkårlig på Jægers motto til sine tilhengere: "Du skal ta ditt eget liv". Er du en Jæger-tilhenger? BZ: Nei. Absolutt ikke. Men det er påfallende i hvor stor grad den andre generasjonen av CB ble både dels tilhengere og kommentatorer av sammenbruddet som skjedde fra 1914 til og med 1945. Elvestad bodde som sagt i Italia under store deler av Mussolinis frammarsj og bare en reddende engel beskyttet ham fra å bli en av de vilkårlige ofrene for volden da han spøkte dritings med svartskjortene om rødvin som sovemedisin og årsak til at han sov midt i gata. Og han intervjuet Hitler. I tillegg fant han en friplass for sin homofili på Napoli, en valfartsplass for homofie og lesbiske, men også for pedofile og pedofile satan-dyrkere. I Italia klarte han med mindreårige homofile elskere å avdekke et mysterium som jeg har lurt litt på. Forholdet mellom Julius Ceasar og Octavio. For å komme tilbake til Jæger så kan det virke som om han hadd

The Christmas Truce Of 1914
During World War I, on and around Christmas Day 1914, the sounds of rifles firing and shells exploding faded in a number of places along the Western Front in favor of holiday celebrations in the trenches and gestures of goodwill between enemies. Related Exhibits » Band of Bloggers » The Civil War » Dogfights » Mail Call » Military & War » The Revolution » Shootout » World War II Starting on Christmas Eve, many German and British troops sang Christmas carols to each other across the lines, and at certain points the Allied soldiers even heard brass bands joining the Germans in their joyous singing. At the first light of dawn on Christmas Day, some German soldiers emerged from their trenches and approached the Allied lines across no-man's-land, calling out "Merry Christmas" in their enemies' native tongues. At first, the Allied soldiers feared it was a trick, but seeing the Germans unarmed they climbed out of their trenches and shook hands with the enemy soldiers.

Christmas For Our Military...
It's that time of year again when I send Christmas cards to Our Troops overseas... I started this project 5 years ago for two reasons, to let our soldiers know that they are always being thought of and to show my support for them... If you know a soldier that would enjoy receiving a Christmas card, please PM me their name & APO or FPO address... I'll be accepting address from today thru Friday Nov. 19th... You have no idea what a little thing like receiving a Christmas card does for their morale.... Thanks so much, as always You all are awesome! xoxoxox *Please NO politics or Drama*

Christmas In Ireland 1
CHRISTMAS IN IRELAND reland remembers the Christian elements of the festival particularly. However, these customs are steeped in the mysteries of older times. Between the introduction of Christianity to Ireland in the 5th century, and the infiltrations from the English in the late middle ages, there is little written about Christmas in Ireland. In 1171, the English King, Henry II took Christmas festivities to Ireland. He essentailly went there to get the Irish chiefs to swear allegiance to the English Crown, and on finding them very agreeable, so history tells us, he had a huge hall built, in traditional Irish style, in a village near Dublin, called Hogges. There he laid on a sumptuous feast, introducing the Irish to the customs of tournaments, Christmas plays, mumming and masking etc. Most of the references are in annals recording visits of Kings and nobles, and tell us little about the people and their customs. The 19th and early 20th century writers have done more

Christmas Holly As A Christian Symbol
Christmas Holly as a Christian symbol As Christianity took hold in Celtic Ireland, many ancient Roman and Celtic traditions were combined and carried over into Celtic Christianity, including Celtic Christmas traditions. The prickly green leaves of the holly are a reminder to early Celtic Christians of the crown of thorns Jesus wore on the day of the Crucifixion. The bright red berries symbolized the blood of Christ spilled for the sins of mankind. Some say that holly is more than a reminder of the Crucifixion, but that it was actually a part of that historical day... Some say that holly was the type of branch used to make the crown of thorns. Some say the holly berries were white before that day, but that Christ's blood eternally stained them red. Some even say that Christ was crucified on a holly tree. Another Christian legend claims that holly miraculously grew to hide the Holy Family from Herod's soldiers. As a sign of gratitude, holly has remained evergreen

Christmas Holly In Ireland
Being a common part of the winter landscape, Christmas holly provided a free and easy way for even the poorest of families to decorate their homes for the holidays. As with so many other symbols of holly has been a religious symbol in many parts of the world for over 2000 years. Ancient Romans associated holly with their Sun god, Saturn. The Celtic people of pre-Christian Ireland used holly extensively. Fresh, green holly leaves and branches adorned the ancient Celtic homes throughout the Winter Solstice. The Druid religion even ascribed mystical powers to holly. They would use tea brewed with holly leaves to treat a wide range of medical conditions such as arthritis, kidney stones, and bronchitis. But the power of Christmas holly went beyond its medicinal value... Being the evergreen plant that it is, the Druids believed holly to be very special. While all the deciduous trees' leaves were drying up and falling away, the holly leaves kept the landscape green and beau

Christmas Dances
Christmas Dances Many Tribes, including the Laguna Indians, many of whom accepted Christianity some 400 years ago, have the custom of a dance on Christmas Eve or Christmas, where gifts are offered at the Manger. There are many representations of gifts brought to braves in the fields by the great Thunderbird; or scenes with the wise men being replaced by the chiefs representing the great Nations. A few native american Christmas celebrations are: December 21 Winter Solstice Walks, Spiro Mounds Archelological Center, Spiro, OK, More Info:(908)962-2062 December 24 Sundown procession with bonfires at Taos Pueblo Acoma Pueblo is lit with luminarias beginning at the scenic viewpoint and continues as far as "Sky City" After 10 pm Mass at Laguna, various dances (505)552-6654 After midnight Mass: at San Felipe (505)867-3381, Santa Ana, and Tesuque Pueblos (505)983-2667 Buffalo, Deer & Antelope dance after Mass at Nambe Pueblo(505)455-2036 December 24 & 25 Christmas Cel

Christmas In Argentina
Argentina is located at the southern tip of South America, bordering the South Atlantic Ocean, between Chile and Uruguay. During the month of December, Argentineans drink iced beverages and stay in air-conditioned spaces to help keep cool. In some homes evergreen trees are decorated with cotton to simulate the snow found on the trees in the forests of the Northern Hemisphere. Christmas dinner in Argentina may be served in a garden area. A suckling pig or a roast peacock jauntily decorated with some of its own brilliant plumage ma occupy the center of the dining table. Niños envuettas is another favorite dish. It is made of steak cut in pieces three inches square, stuffed with minced mean mixed with onions, hard-boiled eggs, and spices. The meat is shaped in rolls, browned, and baked or simmered until tender. Religious services take up much of the day on Christmas in Argentina. Carols may be sung by groups going from house to house or by the family gathered around a piano.

Christmas In Armenia
Armenia is in southwestern Asia, east of Turkey. Other neighbors are Georgia and Azerbaijan. Armenians believe Christ's birthday should be celebrated on the same day as His baptism, which is January 6 by our calendar (Gregorian). By the old Julian calendar this date would fall on our January 19. The old Julian calendar is still used by Armenians in the Holy Land to set the date of their Christmas while in Armenia, they celebrate on January 6 (Epiphany) by the Western calendar. At the same time, this date is Christmas Eve on the old Julian calendar and that is when Russia, Syria, Iraq, Ethiopia and other countries east of Rome celebrate the traditional Orthodox Christian Christmas. Confusing? How about the fact that Armenians who live in the United States often celebrate when we do on December 25, using the same calendar that is used by the Western world. After that they have a second celebration on January 6 that is more attuned to the traditional Armenian holiday and turns away f

Christmas In Australia
Christmas in Australia takes place in the heat of summer since the country is located in the Southern Hemisphere. Many Australians still look to their British roots at this special time of year and a traditional Christmas meal usually includes a turkey dinner, sometimes with ham. Often a flaming Christmas plum pudding is added for dessert or else a special Australian meringue confection, Pavlova -- adorned with kiwifruit and passionfruit. Some Australians and particularly tourists have their Christmas dinner (midday) on a local beach. Bondi Beach in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs attracts thousands of people on December 25th. Other families enjoy their day on a picnic. If they are at home, the day may be punctuated by swimming in the pool, playing Cricket in the backyard, and other outdoor activities beneath swaying palms. In Sydney, an interdenominational carols and scripture service is conducted at St. Mary's Cathedral. Hundreds of singers from dozens of church choirs

Christmas Cards For The Military
Are you a soldier stationed overseas? Do you know any soldiers stationed far from home this Holiday Season? Linda wants their ............ address! You've seen her Blasts and Statuses ... (Statusi ??) She supports more Troops than ...Fruit of the Loom! Yup, yup, She's doing it again this year! Get Linda their APO or FPO address ASAP! She's gonna risk Carpal Tunnel ... again!! .... to be sure they get a Christmas Card! ღLindaღ Just message her their address and she'll take it from there. While you're at it, F/A/R her ..... She does SO much for others! Tell her Tappinit sent ya. Pimped with love: Tappinit (repost of original by 'Tappinit' on '2008-11-12 05:05:20')

Christmas For Soldiers!!
A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 Please pass it on.

Christina Is Taking A Break!
so i went running, it was fabbbbulous¢¾ although im not gonna lie im gonna be mega sore tomorrowwww¢¾ Essay is almost done i just cant force anymore wonderous knowledge out my bbrrain¢¾ so i shall take a break and hopefully i can gets more juices flowing¢¾=) And ive decided im not gonna be a bad individual so that i may better my charisma and integrity¢¾ They say love is blind, but is it deaf as well?¢¾ Music is wonderful¢¾ Love Love Love life¢¾

Christmas Cards To Soldiers
TO SHOW LOVE TO THE TROOPS GREAT IDEA!! When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

Christmas An Ancient Holiday
The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world. Centuries before the arrival of the man called Jesus, early Europeans celebrated light and birth in the darkest days of winter. Many peoples rejoiced during the winter solstice, when the worst of the winter was behind them and they could look forward to longer days and extended hours of sunlight. In Scandinavia, the Norse celebrated Yule from December 21, the winter solstice, through January. In recognition of the return of the sun, fathers and sons would bring home large logs, which they would set on fire. The people would feast until the log burned out, which could take as many as 12 days. The Norse believed that each spark from the fire represented a new pig or calf that would be born during the coming year. The end of December was a perfect time for celebration in most areas of Europe. At that time of year, most cattle were slaughtered so they would not have to be fed during the winter. For many, it wa

Christmas Truce Of 1914
During World War I, on and around Christmas Day 1914, the sounds of rifles firing and shells exploding faded in a number of places along the Western Front in favor of holiday celebrations in the trenches and gestures of goodwill between enemies. Related Exhibits » Band of Bloggers » The Civil War » Dogfights » Mail Call » Military & War » The Revolution » Shootout » World War II Starting on Christmas Eve, many German and British troops sang Christmas carols to each other across the lines, and at certain points the Allied soldiers even heard brass bands joining the Germans in their joyous singing. At the first light of dawn on Christmas Day, some German soldiers emerged from their trenches and approached the Allied lines across no-man's-land, calling out "Merry Christmas" in their enemies' native tongues. At first, the Allied soldiers feared it was a trick, but seeing the Germans unarmed they climbed out of their trenches and shook hands with the enemy soldiers.

Christians??
For the last 2 years, my youngest son has asked me why his Aunt Jenny (my sister) doesn't like me. Without wanting to get into it too much, I just said that Aunt Jenny wasn't a very nice or forgiving person. Today he gave me an answer...Aunt Jenny doesn't like me because I don't go to church. I was SO mad!! My ex husband was NEVER interested in religion when we were together and in fact told me that anyone who went to church was a hypocrite. But since cheating on me, lying to my family, myself and my friends, destroying our family and then marrying the whore he cheated with, he is going to church. And not just a normal church, one of these giant God Cults that boast 10 services over 2 days and tens of thousands of members. My brother in law goes to this church and he has my sister brainwashed. Apparently now they are trying to brainwash my children as well. I don't know whose idea it was for them to go to church. (at first my brother in law was very upset with my ex husband f

Christmas
WITH CHRISTMAS FAST APPROACHING AND JUST AROUND THE CORNER I AM WORRIED! NOT FOR ME FOR MY DRAGON WILL SEE THAT OUR CHILDRENS NEEDS ARE MET. BUT FOR MY PRECIOUS SISTER APRIL. SHE GETS SO EMOTIONAL THIS TIME OF THE YEAR AND I THIK IT IS BECASUE SHE MISSES MOMMY SO VERRY MUCH AS THIS WAS MOMS FAVORITE HOLLIDAY AND APRIL IS OUR WORRIER SHE HAS THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HER TINY LITTLE SHOULDERS. DID I MENTION THAT SHE IS THE PROUD MOTHER OF 6 WITH DAD IN THE HOSPITAL AND HALF OF HER SIBBLINGS SICK AND WITH MAJOR HEALTH PROBLEMS SHE IS ALLWAYS TRYING TO HELP WHERE SHE CAN AND I AM SCARED THAT ONE DAY HE TINY FRAME WILL BEND AND BREAK UNDER SUCH A LOAD AND YES I AM THE MOST GUILTY OF CALLING ON HER FOR HELP. I TRY AND DO WHAT I CAN TO EASE HER LOAD BUT SHE IS A PROUD STUBBORN WOMAN THOUGH SHE IS THE BABY OUT OF 20 KIDS . I SIT SOME TIMES AND THNK ....OH SIS...PLEASE SLOW DOWN I WORRY SO BADLY FOR YOU....GOD I LOVE THIS PRECIOUS SISTER THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH AND IF SOMTHING SHOULD HAP

Christmas With The Troops
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE , IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE . I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT , A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS . WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS , A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT , OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WE

Chris's Love
Mom: Wake up honey. Chris is downstairs waiting for you. Sarah: Oh my gosh. I woke up too late! I still need a shower and everything! Right when she said that Chris walked into her room smiling from ear to ear. Chris: No baby. You're beautiful just like that- now come on, I'm starving. Sarah: Okay. Sarah got out of bed, put on some clothes, took his hand, and walked out the door to his car and got in. Sarah: Where are we going? Remember that I have to be home by 1. I have cheerleading practice and you have football. Chris: I know.. Then Sarah noticed that Chris was really pale-looking. Sarah: Chris are you feeling okay? You look like you're sick.. Chris: Yeah; it's just my allergies. Sarah: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctor yet? Chris: Yeah.. I went yesterday. They just said to take some allergy pills and that I'll be okay. Sarah turned to look away from Chris. She knew there was something wrong. She has allergies and she does

***christmas Train***
WELCOME TO TULSA'S ANGEL'S CHRISTMAS TRAIN! Wish all of my awesome fu friends a very Merry Christmas and the best New Year ever! Please stop by all of the riders, fan, rate/re-rate them and send a friend request if not already friends. If you are friends, please re-rate and fan if not fanned. Then leave a Christmas comment and be sure to rate their salute. You might also comment their salute photo too. Gifts are totally optional! Thank you and have fun! ☆ ☆ ღTulsa's Angelღ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ħąźęłęŷęď Şōłďĭęŗ ☆☆