CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble,
one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of
car get tired.
Man who run behind car
get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife
grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through
airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok .
Man with one chopstick
go hungry.
Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls
cannot walk.
Panties not best thing
on earth! But next to
best thing on earth.
War does not determine
who is right, war determine
who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him
in cat house.
Man who fight with wife
all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails
to build crib, but
one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet
is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's
well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church
sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell
different to midget.