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I remember this one time, I was out fishing with my Grandpa, I had to be about 5 or 6. And he cracks open a can of beer, so I ask him "Hey Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" And he looks at me and says, "I dont know, Vince, can your penis reach your asshole?" OBVIOUSLY creeped out, I say no. He says "Sorry, but your not big enough yet"
So a few minutes go by and my gramps lights up a cigar, and I say "Hey Gramps, I know you have to be younger to smoke than to drink, so can I try your cigar?" and again, my gramp says "I dont know, Vince, can your penis reach your asshole?" Again, creeped out I say no! He says, "Sorry, but youre not big enough yet"
So a few MORE minutes go by, and I bust out a bag of Oreos and start eating them, and my gramps says "Now Vince, I KNOW youre gonna share those with me, right?" And I look at him and say "I dont know, Gramps, can your penis reach your asshole?" And he says "Of course it can, Im a big boy" So I say "Well, then you can go fuck yourself, these cookies are mine!"
