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So I just walked in the door, JUST walked in, and my girlfriend is crying about the snow needing to be shoveled. I simply said to her "Its 6degrees out, Ive been out there for the last 3hrs, lemme warm up a bit first." Not two minutes go by, and she's back up asking when im going out to shovel the snow. I stated that the snow had been out there since this morning without no one shoveling it, it can wait just a lil longer. She gets all huffy about it, and says shes gonna do it herself. I thought to myself, "Good, you'd just find something to complain about the way Im doing it anyways"
A few minutes go by and I hear the wind blow past the house, I figured Id go check to see the kind of progress shes making, so I throw on my hoodie and step out side, ONLY to see my neighbor coming towards my place. The woman is a busy body AND a P.I.B. in general. I hear her yelling at me before she even gets to the house, she makes her way up the stairs and continues "Do you realize how cold it is out here? What kind of man do you think you are? YOU should be out there shoveling, not her. You should be hung!"
To which I said "I am, why do you think she's the one shoveling?"
