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Today, I started a new job as a cab driver
Today, I also quit my new job as a cab driver.
My first fare was downtown, a nun. She gets in, and she catches me looking at her thru the rear view mirror. She asks me what Im staring at, and I tell her not to worry about it, and besides, I didnt want to offend her. The nun tells me not to worry, in her line of work she hears ALL sorts of fucked up things. So I tell her I always had a fantasy about making out with a nun. The nun stayed quite for a moment and said "I'll do it on two conditions, you have to be single, and christian" So I said "Im christian and single, lets do this!"
So, we did, briefly, and shortly after I started to feel guilty and started to cry about it. The nun asked me what was wrong, and I said "I lied, Im married and Jewish" and the nun said "Oh dont worry about it, Im on my way to a costume party, My name is Kevin"
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