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Me...
I am a very honest person. All you really have to do is ask... I shall respond. To summarize the basics... I am 27 yrs old. I have a long term live in BF and am a mother. I love them all. I am the youngest of 4 and I have been through some shit and seen some shit in my life. I have caused pain and felt it. I work in the law field. Our firm does Workers Compensation and I like the work but the clients can be.... well... difficult. I think I can easily say that generaly speaking I dont really care for people unless shown a reason to. I care about children and I care about animals... those that need help. Adults make their own choices and should live with them. I am not a typical female... you should ask if you are really interested in knowing why. Anything else..... nope.

11 Worst Catasrophies In History
11 Most Expensive Catastrophes in History # 11. Titanic - $150 Million The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 10 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be the most luxurious ocean liner ever built. Over 1,500 people lost their lives when the ship ran into an iceberg and sunk in frigid waters. The ship cost $7 million to build ($150 million in today ' s dollars). # 10. Tanker Truck vs Bridge - $358 Million On August 26, 2004, a car collided with a tanker truck containing 32,000 liters of fuel on the Wiehltal Bridge in Germany . The tanker crashed through the guardrail and fell 90 feet off the A4 Autobahn resulting in a huge explosion and fire which destroyed the load-bearing ability of the bridge. Temporary repairs cost $40 million and the cost to replace the bridge is estimated at $318 Million. # 9. MetroLink Crash - $500 Million On Sept

Serenity
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Waking Up Alone
Waking Up Alone Something doesn't feel right Where are you No longer there So unsure how to deal Can't sleep Can't eat finding it hard to breathe Left alone to figure things out on my own I still don't know how I lost you Waking Up Alone God how did it get like this Crying my self to sleep I can't live like this I wounder if your happier with her That used to be me Waking Up Alone I scream for you Going crazy I hide away Unable to cope Counting the days since you left Wishing I could go back and change it all Make you want to stay Waking Up Alone Again Walked out side today Spring has come and gone Cold settles in Wishing I could feel you one last time Waking Up Alone There's no going back For this life I bare keeps me going It's just a shame You'll never know her..........

Poetry
ETERNITY My Soul rests upon the shores of hell. I look at the faces of those who fell, Brightly once looked at the sky, for many a year passed, long since it hath been my body did die. This place is dark, but I fear I have none, I came here for the sins I sadly done A streak passes me, swiftly and true, familiar feeling , fills my empty heart Could this be a spirit, could it be you ? Loney it is, watching the River of Souls the waves crashing, ebbs and flows. I reminisce on the mortal times I sit here still pondering this punishment Which sins, which mistakes, which Crimes Memories of years lived long ago, The energies of those who lived come to and fro. I sit here alone , I wonder and ponder, For the feeling I had, once strong, Has but waned, dwindled, I'm now somber. Once again, I look upon River of Souls, Spirits of those who lived crash upon the shoals. I realize now why my fate has become twisted For the devil Himself has come upon me, H

Your Attitude To Relationships
Your Attitude to Relationships as Shaped by Your Birth Star or Nakshatra Ashwani Ashwani is the first of the 27 Nakshatras or Lunar Mansions and is ruled by the lunar south node, Ketu. Its Western star name is Arietis, and it resides entirely in the sign of Aries. You have a playful and childlike nature which attracts other people like magnet. You can charm others with your boundless spirit and sense of exploration. You bring light, happiness and bliss to everyone you meet. You like to inspire others to explore new horizons. You seem to have the solution for almost any disastrous situations, so people look to you during times of struggle. You are ready to take on the pain of others if it helps them. However, since you lack patience for long-term commitment, you can only be helpful for short bursts of energy over a short period of time. You can take a fearless stand, even if the situation is full of dangers. You can be the master of all kinds of healing, be it physical, psycholo

Fubucks For Rates!
Hi Folks!! The going rate is 15,000 fubucks per 100 pic rates while my Auto 11's are activated. Send me a personal message when you are though and let me know how many pics you rated. I will send the bucks within 24 hours or less to you or whoever you want to receive them. Please do not SB me or send progress reports. Thanks, Steve

What Is A Real Friend?
Okay there's this girl who used to be my bestfriend. Her name is Ashley bawden. You see she met this guy named david on myspace about two in a half years ago. She claimed that he beat her, and threatened to kill her if she ever left him. through out our whole friendship she lied to me and lied about me to everyone that she and I new. She had this friend of named Amy who is now my friend and not ashley's anymore, because we started talking and both found out we were getting two different stories about the same guy and the same things that were going on in ashley's life. She was a my maid if honor in my wedding and while she was here in texas the week before my wedding she was lying to me the whole time and talking about me to amy and anyone who would listen behind my back. We had a bad falling out and we stopped talking for almost 8 months. Well we finally started talking, cause she was saying that this guy was a good man and that he loves her and that he treats her right, so I asked he

Spiders Cage
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How To Tell If Bartender Is Good Or Not?
Fellow Bar Keeps… Ever have a day, a week, a month, even more go by great at work and then things start heading downhill because you don’t “fit the mold” of the other bar personnel? Yeah, me neither… But, if I did (hypothetically speaking) it may go something like this: You help out the owners and managers starting out and then they start letting people go at their every whim and talking about them at every waking moment and in every managers meeting. Then we’ll promote those who spread their legs and do you ‘favors’ (male and female). Grow up, right? Of course not; so, we’d start letting one of the managers, (we’ll call her Pera K. just for namesake) splurge and collect salary pay and hourly pay w/ tips of course by sticking those they don’t like on shitty day shifts, every day and taking all of the regular good shifts Wednesdays - Sundays. And, in celebration of that, she’ll get stinking drunk and call the colored workers stuck up niggers while she passes out and has

Big Big Big News From Dj Ghost. Check Out Whats In Store For You.
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics HELLO EVERY ONE: DJ GHOST HERE TO TELL YOU OF A SPECIAL EVENT IN VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE. WE WILL BE HOLDING A PRE-SPRING CONCERT ON MARCH 7TH AT 7PM. THE GROUPS FEATURED WILL BE: MEATLOAF JOURNEY REO SPEED WAGON STYX SO COME ONE COME ALL YOU WILL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. CONTACT ANYONE BELOW FOR LINKS TO THE LOUNGE: OR CLICK ON VAMPIRE PIC BELOW TO BE TAKEN DIRECTLY INTO VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE DJ GHOST (RIDER) of VAMPY'S VAMPIRE CAVE AND FRIENDLY STALKER TO DeViLiSh DeSiReS@ fubar Haven - Co-Owner of Vampy's Vamp

Auto 11's
Auto 11's On!!!! Come show him some Fulove!!! Come celebrate TGIF and earn some pts as well.... RATE, FAN, ADD Giving blings for all pic rated PM me when done!!! as always all love will be return. «¶®‡§ØMÊ¥Ê§»

Bar Room Napkins And Match Books
No matter what drink you order or how you want it mixed everyt drink has something in common...a napkin or coaster. they are thrown down by busy bartenders and slid under your drink by aggrivated awaitresses who are tired of the mess left behind by the beer you nurse waiting on someone who never seems to show. They are versitile little wastes of paper. They serve as address books, potential date books, directions, coozies, lipstick blotters, mess cleaners, road maps, doodle pads,and IOU's. The list goes on and on. Their close cousin the match book is classically used for numbers with no names and a reminder of where you were when you were to drunk to notice. For a few sweethearts these handy scraps of paper serve as canvas for drunken "I love you" hearts, and poems that don't rhyme. I had a creative writing teacher that once told me that some of the best ideas come from bar room napkins Great ideas happen in an instant and are gone as quickly as they appear. So always car

Just A Thought
At some time or another we come to a point where we either look back to look ahead or look back to stand still. We choose whether we move forward or stand still. It's sad but we can never go back. We can't go back and be better, do things different, or love stronger. We can only stand still or move forward. Sadly, most are standing still, looking back morning their loses wishing they could have them back...but they can't. Yet most of those standing still say they can't move on, but can they just choose not to. They would rather sit and lick their wounds and count their woes as what they longed for in their past moves forward. Some left standing don't move forward in hopes that what they miss from the past will slowly but surely catch up to them and move forward with them. There are those that block the paths for others, out of non-intended selfishness in selfless acts just to feel like someone sees them that they are noticed, needed and hold some importance in some way...but mo

How Women Deal With Heartache
I try so hard to understand people but I guess I come up short somewhere along the line. People will say and do anything to get what they want from you. But the sad part is we are foolish to the best smooth talkers. We try to weed them out but the good ones come off as guinuine. We just want to believe in people, it’s human nature, and a flaw most women carry. It can be a weakness if we let it be. But we can use it to as a strength as well. We learn from mistakes of our past and sometimes others as well. We try hard to ignore warning signs then become blinded by the stupidity of love and lust. And it always "happens so fast." Men are the best at this game. Highschool boys will tell you they love you just to get you alone. Then what was the best night of your life turns into the most heartbreaking sunrise of reality. Married men will make you think that you are what they always wanted but could never have. They sneak around your love in the light but in the dark th

New Friends
i just wanted to say thank you to all the wounderful new friends ive met on here this can be a boring life some times and when we make friends its helps alot just to talk and chat and visit new ppl out here again thank you

Love In History
This morning as I got to work I was so tired. I worked until 10pm last night and went to sleep around 11...I woke from a terrible nightmare around 12 and tried to go back to sleep. So when I woke up I was exausted and dreading the 13 hours of work I would be putting in today. It's going to be a long day- I thought as I remembered I'm helping Chrisi pack today and probably won't see my bed until 11 again tonight and work the same 13 hours tomorrow. Just thinking about it is causing me to yawn. I piddled around on myspace...no emails or anything new so out of bordem and in a mood I googled famous love letters and began to read. Some were sweet some were long and others were just lots of words all meaning the same thing "I love you", and with so many ways to say that sweet short simple sentence you can imagine how many there are. I found myself on a page though that wasn't just love letters but stories and bios of the authors and their sweet hearts. I read of Catherine of Ara

Pain Or Bliss
The past few days when I've gotten online and checked my fubar I've heard a lot of peoples stories. Bartending for so many years I got to the point where I stopped asking if people had some one special and started asking, "what's your love story?" Today I was adding some new quotes to my fubar and some funny pics as well and one thing I noticed is that quotes, by mass majority are about love or heartache. So it made me wonder is there a grey area? You hear people all the time say "I'm happy being single", or "I love being single". But do we really? Or are we singles in heartache? I believe in some way we are. Some more than others. Bottom line, love hurts either way. Whether you're in it or out of it, it hurts you in some way. There is no happy ending people...it all ends in heartache. Whether you lose your love along the way or you spend your whole lives together. Either your crying and moving on to the next or your holding your love on their death bed when you're 80, either way...hea

Update On Medical Condition
I am still stuck in the old health care system instead of the new one invisioned by Hilary and Obama. Finally found a primary doctor and got an appointment for the 30th of March to get an exam - at which time I can be directed to other speicalists as directed. I have governmental insurance now which is not worth the paper it was written on so must deal with co-payments and little or no discounts for prescriptions. But slowing moving through the paperwork to improve that situation and making calls to these machines that are supposed to be informative. Meanwhile suffering no pain or panic about the all this. But the prescriptions now being used make me more sleepy then what I should be, so less online time for me. Again I really want to thank those of you who have provided me support and advice. This was posted on 3-6-09

Friday 3:40 Pm: Getting Ready To Go See A Band
well this isnt about bein sick, or u know what lol but just got out of the shower and got cleaned up for tonite..goong to the club to see a fave band tonite Vicci martines at Jazzbones! wow what a singer, friend of mine intoduced me to her and her family back on 2000 i think at the street fair here in july or august.shes agreat singer and such a sweet lady and her family is outstanding. Ha! some dont remember me but ive seen them here and there when we go see her sing. she was on that show Star search i believe and got beat out by a great singer who has had it made. check her out at viccimartinez.com woot! here she is at the triple door i think in seattle

The Hand That Feeds
You're keeping in step In the line Got your chin held high and you feel just fine Because you do What you're told But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold Just how deep do you believe? Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? Do you wanna change it? What if this whole crusades A charade? And behind it all there's a price to be paid For the blood Which we dine Justified in the name of the holy and the divine Just how deep do you believe? Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? Do you want to change it? So naive I keep holding on to what I want to believe I can see But I keep holding on and on and on and on Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees? Will you bite the hand that feeds you?

Friendship V Points
I'm actually pondering whether there is any point in me even doing this blog, so before you yell at the screen why are you then? its something I've always done when sommit is on my mind. I have as some of you know already, slashed loads of my pics down, I have also noticed since my last blog about my vip that I wont be renewing it, I admit I got the date it ran out wrong and its actually the 4th April but now the pics are gone I cant to be honest be bothered with re-adding them. This may not sound like me, but I can honestly say I have never felt so down about anything in a long time, this site has just gone down hill, for me the thrill of finding pics to upload has just gone ( so why do I stay? because of the few friends I do have and value and love as if they were my real family) that aside there is no other thrill for me on here. When I first came to Fubar or when it was Cherry Tap there was excitement to get on here, viewing pictures catching up it was fun! now there is

Court
i was so worred they going to take my dauther away but the court is pleaese that she going to school and her grades are up but she still refuseing to have a tuter to help her with her work the court told her she has to have the tuter to rase her math but she happy they tock a way the rise and shine person ( they are the person comein your home and help you to wake up the your son/dauther ) see my dauther dont want to go to school she used to skip school all the time makeing me think she is in school will the school called cps and the school tock me to court saying i netgled my dauther but i did not i send her to school but thinking she in school the court told her she better go to school or she will be place to a dentetion home so she realize there not jokeing she was so scared they will do that to her . will she still need provemnet and i am glad she is to going to school

Transgressions Of Life
So I move to Missouri to do my boot camp. My dad dies i get out on berevement leave. I move to Kansas to help a friend out and end up meeting someone really great, really amazing the first person to make me smile in a very long time since dad died. He was going to come down and see me tomorrow. But now because of time and circumstance of my life I have to move..... Why when we find something good it always gets taken away?

Here We Go Again Lol
I am holding a rate contest that will run from March 6/2009 - March 20-2009, anyone interested in participating please send me the link to the pic that you would like to use. The rules are fairly simple : First prize goes to the person with the most pic rates with a minimum of 600 and second prize will go to the person with the second most rates with a minimum of 300.First prize will be your choice of an hh or a 135 credit bling pack and second prize will be your choice of a 30 day blast or a 65 credit bling pack. Any other questions please feel free to ask ~çrûèl βût çûtè~ Fu Owned by DJ K-Man

I Hate Everything About You ~ Three Days Grace
Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven’t missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you

The Darkness & His Bride
The Darkness Tall, Dark, Beautiful One to be feared. The Darkness calls to his bride, She is his Equal Pale, Oriental beauty but Deadly as he. The Darkness & his bride Together they rule the dark minions Together they are indestructible. The Darkness & his bride Come feel their embrace Become One with The Darkness & His Bride.

Friday Foughts
Ok so I was just sitting here thinking about things you know like what you do and something well a few things came in to my mind - cant have too many in it at once as its only small and no it dont make me small minded - any commments on that will lead to blockage and deletion faster than you can down rate me - is that clear? Here are a few of my thoughts - What exactly makes a long distance relationship - does it have to be continents apart or in the case of the UK - John OGrotes to Lands End - well that is long distance?? Is the art of communication simply drawing or painting pictures of pcs or mobile phones?? Why is the computer mouse not called a computer hamster or computer rat?? You cant really surf the net, its full of holes and would therefore keep falling through it each time you tried!?!?!?

The Pain Of Loneliness
by C.A. Pruit How is it possible that one can feel so completely empty in a sea of people? Yet here I am watching as they hurry about, each doing what they've done a thousand times before. I feel the pain of a broken heart as my despair throws me deeper into the abyss. I long for that soul that knows my agony,and is sympathetic to my plea. Where is that spirit that knows my sorrow, that we may share our feelings together? Where is that being who desires to feel compassion and companionship as deeply as I? How I dream of the joy I would feel if only someone understood my need. Someone whose passion and desire is as intense as that which beats within my chest. Yet, my fear prevents me from crying out. I fear being discarded once again. How often I have felt this pain, and yet I subject myself to it's anguish constantly. I am grieved with the thought that unless I announce my presence, I will forever be passed by. I dread the feeling of being unseen

Pacific Ocean Sunset
by C.A. Pruit She calls, like an enchantress casting her spell, daring me to watch, without falling in love. Caressing my soul with a cool, crisp breeze, while her waves seduce me into submission. How relaxing it is to be here, yielding to the gentle, rolling motion of her beauty. How easy it would be to just give in to desire, as she teases, nibbling at my toes. I could be content being forever present, gazing upon her infinite elegance. My days would be eternally satiated, bewitched by her hypnotic charms. Casting my eyes upon this lovely chameleon, she appears as a medley for my amusement. Descending upon the scope of my vision, she unfolds herself out upon the waters. Slowly, playfully, slipping from view, she gradually descends into the sea. Exploding with a mixture of vivid tones, as she unveils herself to me. Shadows, faint images are all I see, fading, sinking lower from the sky. Soon, only a slight

Cover Me
This is kind of tacky but oh well.... Cover Me with your madness baby Cover Me with your grace Dont offer all your love without a steady embrace. The days have been so long and the nights have been so lonely I have missed you so terribly And you tell me I am the only Cover with me your kisses baby Cover me with your grace Only offer me your hand if it comes with a steady embrace.

1 Year Down, Forever To Go!
So today marks our first wedding anniversary..and memories of warm weather in Florida and not this icky white cold stuffs thats on the ground outside our door :| We are childless for this evening now its just me waitin for him to get home from work then hopfully make it to a movie and dinner before the weather gets to bed. Just wanted to say thanks again to all our friends that had faith in us from the start.. which is about 6 of yahs lol plus I want to say a special thank you to suga for introducing mr potatoes eyes to me.. yur the bestest friend a girl could ask for :) and I love you lots. Now to end my rambling imma just post our wedding song. I love you Christopher more then any song could ever word but its a close second lol. later days!

My Hh
I will be paying 2500 fubucks for every 100 10's and 10k for every 100 11s. If I end up with an auto 11 during it I will give 10k for every 100 rates regardless obviously lol. Also for those that cherrybomb I will match the points I get from it with fubucks. PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN DONE!!

Wedding Anniversary Wknd (2 B Continued)
So I told you that I wanted to tell you about my wknd. Friday night thankfully did not set the tone for the wknd and that's a good thing because I was suppose to meet up with someone I have been chatting with for a bit and well....... he stood me up (sort of- he kinda dropped the ball on the planning aspect of things and just didn’t get back in touch with me on the where and when although I slotted the time out to meet), we had a text message argument and I told him to go f*ck himself for wasting my time. I guess I just "knew" that he was probly not gonna follow through, but I do try to give folks the benefit of the doubt. Saturday morning around ten-ish I guess I got up and started to get things together for the day. I needed to run some errands to get ready for the evening. John and I's real wedding anniversary was Thursday of last wk (2/26; we had 2 weddings, courthouse and cruise ship for the family’s attendance). So Saturday night was the night we chose to celebrate. I got

Da Da Da
I really need to meet more people...I work from home so interacting with people doesn't happen all that much...So please, if you want to go out and eat, go see a movie, or just chill out....get a hold of me..chances are that Im free

Cuban Roadie
I do not advocate drinking and driving but for times when you need yourself a little something to get where you are going grab a 20 oz bottle of Diet Cok with lime and pour out enought o get to the top of the label and add some Capt. Morgan. Put the cap back and turn the bottle back and forth a time or two to mix.

3/5/09 Celldweller Blog
Here is some footage from a few months ago. I was working out some parts for the first final track from the upcoming Celldweller album, "So Long Sentiment." It's a pretty awesome feeling when I watch this footage because not one single synth part i was working on ended up in the final mix. I think i have a ton of extra fodder for you guys when the remix files go public at FixtRemix.com. I decided at the very last second to sneak in a little clip of the actual finished song in here. I'll let you guess where it is in the video. If you guess right, you win the banana peel displayed while the final track is playing. Damn, i just gave away the secret. Never invite me to a surprise party. Besides "Against the Tide" this is probably the chillest track on the record. Reminder: I'll be dropping the title of the new album for the first time on Monday right HERE. I'm going to give you some details regarding the release of the album too because i don't know about you, but I'm sick of waiting

Big Pharma Company “accidentally”
Dr. Rima and I are still in Germany where the talk of health freedom advocates is this horrifying late-breaking story, though you may already be aware of it. Although it is being widely reported around the world, the US MMD (media of mass deception) appears to have a blackout placed on this story. World media are reporting that Baxter Pharmaceuticals has admitted that it “accidentally” contaminated various vaccine batches with Avian Flu viruses. These batches were shipped to 18 countries. Clearly, either 1. stupidity and incompetence or 2. intentional contamianation of flu vaccine lots was at work. Number 1 is easy to understand. Number 2 comes into focus quickly when you realize that there are many competing Avian Flu Vaccines already in production and in the Pharma “pipeline” although Avian Flu has been slow to become pandemic by “jumping the sepecies barrier” to humans in large numbers. Vaccines are profitable ONLY if used in huge numbers. Competing vaccines, for a disease

Brand Spankin New!
So, here's my first blog message here. I am brand new to Fubar, so it may take me some time to get back to you. I'm a writer, specifically novels and screenplays. I do indulge in bad poetry, and most of my subsequent blogposts will be eithe random insanity, writing warmups, and the aforementioned bad poetry. I love meeting new people so please feel free to drop me a line!

Hold Fast ~ For Nina~
Hold fast your dreams, they shelter you through lonely nights, gently they become the pillow, that puts destination in your sights. Hold tight the memories, the heart ach that burns, for the one who wins, is the one who remembers and learns. Nurture the moments, handle with care, for destiny states, for each heart there`s a pair. Cast off the anger, and its deep rooted seed, remember t'was anger , that caused your heart to bleed, Snuggle each memory, a warm blanket held tight, bringing you vision, guidance, sunlight. Push away despair, nurture the hope, so impossible it seems, but the only way out, is to hold fast to dreams.

Twasn't Mean't To Be!
It wasn't mean't to be that we can both see... You just weren't mean't for me... You can close your eyes and still remember me... I'll close my eyes and remember you weren't mean't for me... Time will go on and you'll be my sweet memory.

7th Entry - Still Wondering Why? Last Entry??!!
Some still wondering why I am looking so hard to find a woman to spend my life with. I know many people are very happy being single and living that kind of life. When I started dating at age 13, I had only dated a few girls before I started dating girls with kids. Yes 14 year old girls with kids. So I started being responsible at an early age. I dated a lot when I was in my teens and got it out of my system. When I married the 1st time, I was ready to be married. Wrong woman, but ready to be married. I have spent 25 of the 29 years since I was 18 in committed relationships. Its what I know and who I am. As my life is getting back on track again and I am getting ready for my next 47 years, I find I am only missing one thing (well besides a few million dollars haha) a woman to share my days and nights with. I enjoy have a woman to spoil every day. I have always hated sleeping alone. I enjoy having someone who I can bring flowers too. There is much much more

Salute Instructions -- Official Documentation.
What is a Salute and why should I make one? A salute is a candid photo of yourself holding a HANDWRITTEN sign with your screen name, member ID, and fubar.com proving to the world that you’re the real person behind your fubar profile. Members often write their information on their hands, feet or other body parts. Please do not submit NSFW salutes. You will NOT be able to move up past level 10 without a verified salute. SOME PEOPLE REQUIRE YOU TO GET A SALUTE EARLIER IN ORDER TO INTERACT WITH THEM. I REQUIRE IT IN ORDER FOR YOU TO DO "SHOUTS" AT ME. If you do not submit a salute by level 10, your level will freeze along with your points. This means, until you submit a salute to level up, you will not accumulate points by participating in the day to day actions on fubar. Submitting a salute is a level-up requirement. If you do not wish to submit a salute, that is OK. But your level will freeze at level 10. How do I make a Salute? Take a ph

Friday March6th 2009:wow
well after being almost violently sick last weekend, it took a whole week for my body to stop hurting, in other words when you toss cookies, throw up or whatever ya wanna call it lol, your muscles tense up..this i why you hurt afterwards...weak, shakey at most still a lil nauseated, any mention of salty foods or whatever starts the whole session over...this is how i felt last week, thinking it was food poisoning from bad Thai food i brought home, instead was stomach flu that hit me Sunday. Till now, i feel great still achey but great. ty for your reading lol

Update On Comment Issue
...update: nope, apparently I've lost comment priveliges. I can't even delete my own comments. :/ Reason: "Please see our Terms of Service. You were asked to not post nsfw comments. The status was also nsfw. Come back in a week." O.o I think the status in question was: "I'm so famous it's developed an event horizon that sucks itself off." Um. Guess fubar doesn't understand black holes? And what nsfw comments. I still don't see what nsfw comments I've made. I've deliberately not posted anything involving breasts (except ASCII - I was specifically told "no html images", as in actual pictures) since I got bitched at. :|

Va Blasted
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The chairman of the House Veterans Committee blasted the Veterans Affairs Department on Tuesday, accusing the agency of criminal failure to respond to evidence of rising suicide rates among former soldiers. The Veterans Affairs Department was accused Tuesday of covering up veterans' suicide rates. "This is a matter of life and death," said Chairman Bob Filner, D-California, "and I think there was criminal negligence in the way this was handled." In a follow-up hearing on the veteran suicide issue, Filner insisted the VA either ignored critical suicide data or covered up the numbers. "The pattern is deny, deny, deny," Filner told Veterans Secretary Jim Peake, "then when facts seemingly come to disagree with the denial, you cover up, cover up, cover up." The committee was reacting to a December hearing in which Ira Katz, the VA's chief for mental health, insisted suicide data reported in the media had been exaggerated. Three days after his testimony,

Last Call Group
I see all these different groups. 2nd Alarm Hotties, Pussycats, etc. Thinking I need to create a group for men like me. The name: "Last Call Chubby" Comes to mind. hahaha Oh come on, that's funny, I don't care who you are!

I Finally Made Godfather!!!
First off I want to thank all my old friends and the new ones I have made over the past 2 days. Also a special thanks to the Rating Revolution Crew. I'd never had made it so quick without any of you. Names are too numerous to miss but I'll be sending back the love to as many of you as I can over the next few days. Don't be afraid to message me and ask me to rate if I miss you. 2 1/2 years ago I came to a site called CherryTap. Alot of changes since then. Some good, some bad but always a good place for me to escape the world of real life. I've made many wonderful friends here. I realize there's still a couple more levels but Godfather is all I ever really set my sights on as far as that goes. I'll be simply enjoying my time and rating all my good friends from here on out. Again THANKS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!

Gotta Love Idiots
Now I'm pretty laid back on who I let on my list (which sometimes as you'll see is a mistake). I hate idiots. Seriously, have a little common sense. If you're just some pathetic perv on here who is only out for perv pics don't make it as obvious. Don't let the first words out of your mouth be... Is it too much to at least say hi and fake some conversation first before you show the truth about yourself?? But apparently shouting me that wasn't even. The moron then needed to fu-mail me asking the same thing. And then he wants to come back trying to blame me for it?? Sorry but it's not my fault you're a damn idiot that can't grasp the fact that just because my name is Freak doesn't mean I want anything to do with you sexually. It doesn't mean I'm some whore who is going to show every part of myself to ANYONE and everyone. So screw you for wanting to be a closeminded jackass. Yes I should change my name because you're a damn moron that is too stupid. That yo

Out Of Comments? :o
zomgwtf. Apparently I'm out of comments. Never happened before and I posted WAY more yesterday (especially during that stupid originality MUMM). zomgwtf?! WAAAH! NO MUMMS :o ...also, since I can't comment, I'll just lengthen this blog if necessary, yo. According to the fubar bible, comments are limited according to level between 5 to 2000* comments or some shit like that. I've never hit the limit in two years, though. :\ *fix'd Karma: apparently you can? I've not actually even posted that much today, though. Not compared with yesterday... or about a dozen other days. I'm confused. :S ... I'll also note I rarely comment on pictures etc... so I'm basically only posting in the MUMMs. In fact, I think the only comment outside of them that I've left today was one saying one of Katie's pictures is hawt. ...I agree with the "well shit!" sentiment.

80's 90's
So, I don't know what I was doing yesterday, but I heard the work "SIKE".. I instintly starting laughing, and reminiscing about when I use to say that..! hahahaha the good ole years.. So, this week's blog is about the things that I remember back in the day..! (yea yea yea, I know, I'll miss some things, but I can't put everything in this blog) enjoy...! haha Stuff from the 80s & 90's Clothes : parachute pants - (and don't front, you all were MC Hammer fans..! haha) swatch watches - the plastic ones were the shhhhhht..! Overalls with one strap down - acid stone washed jeans tight rolled/pegged your jeans banana clip - all the chics had these.! Cross Colors - I had every cross color shirt that was.! haha Snap Bracelets - big hoop earrings - biker shorts - hahhaa daisy dukes shorts - ahhhhh summer time..! haha footloose leggings - chics were rockin these for days..! haha hair look like this - and guys t

Not That Great,but Thanks
This is late,but oh well....How was your morning? Most people say good,great or ok. This is my morning/night....I get a migraine and go to bed at 8 p.m. Next thing I hear is "I don't like this...ralph!!!!!!!" my son has thrown up on my bed again! He is leaning over the bed heaving...I am half awake thinking..."what the hell?!" I get him off the bed and he stands there heaving! I said "Run,run up the stairs! No,don't stop! Run!" He makes it to the bathroom and is good to go. I get him cleaned up and he walks over to the couch and passes out. Lucky him. I walk back downstairs yank my bed clothes off and throw them in the washer. It's 1 a.m. I am wide awake and thinking "Nice,I love sleeping in the recliner,really I do". My dog is looking at me with sad eyes as to say he is sorry for my night. I am looking at him saying "your ass gets skunked again and I am killing you!" He yawned,rolled over and went back to sleep. I stared at fubar til 4 a.m. and finally fell asleep in the recliner. So

When I Went To Bed At 5:30 A.m. , I Was 12 Hours Backlogged -- Now 20 Hours.
IT MAY GET WORSE, SO I AM PRIORITIZING -- PLEASE EXCUSE -- I WILL RESPOND CHECKOUT OF UNREAD MESSAGES & NEW FRIEND REQUESTS. AS I INDICATED IN "ABOUT ME" LAST NIGHT, I TOOK COMPUTER TO HAVE IT FIXED YESTERDAY, SO STARTED OUT LATE TO BEGIN WITH. · Bon-shell just checked you out! 26 mins ago · bikerjk67 just checked you out! 36 mins ago · thunderz just checked you out! 2 hrs ago · SnowWhite Queen just sent you a message! 2 hrs ago · Bunnie accepted your friend request! 2 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... left you a new blog comment! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... rated your blog a '10'! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... left you a new blog comment! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... left you a new blog comment! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... rated your blog a '10'! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... left you a new blog comment! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... rated your blog a '10'! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE... rated your blog a '10'! 3 hrs ago · *GODDESS OF THE.

In Memory Of Kyle Sweet
KYLE SWEET - A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN - REST IN PEACE MARCH 5, 2009 - It was learned this evening that Kyle Rae Sweet has passed on and is now at peace with her Savior, our Lord Jesus Christ. Please continue to pray for the Sweet family. We ask that if you wish to express your sympathies within an e-mail that you send them to the following e-mail address: thesweetfamily@michaelsweet.com

Irish Pride
With this winter almost over. And the emergence of four leaf clovers. one can only hope. that this world can cope. with every dying breathe, we bleed her dry. time keeps progressing, as we wither and die. so lets take a moment, and remember these words, "YOU CAN`T BE DRUNK ALL DAY,UNLESS YOU START FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN`"

Another Face...
ANOTHER FACE Jack Daniels woke him up he loved the taste of beer but Cuervo Especiale kept him alive Mild Bill became Wild Bill the white light of blackness, memory bounce the ability to do anything you would regret later he built and destroyed my reputation I might just hate him because he is me

1 Week W/out Caffeine
It's been a week since I had coffee or for that matter, ANYTHING with caffeine in it and I haven't killed anyone yet. I sure miss the exercise I was giving my wrist, elbow and lips by drawing that cup back and forth from the table. I haven't yet implemented the new routine of masturbating and reading the newspaper every morning..some things just can't replace the satisfying cup of joe in the morning!

Understanding
UNDERSTANDING the rambling words of a stressed man call him weird, crazy, wild, but if you listen with body, mind, and soul it is either fixed or broken no in betweens or right-or-wrongs no beginings-or-ends the light of reason fades out in the crush of memory, unreflected in the glass confusion doesn't exist to a confused one far is the need for sanity dance, fight, sing, play boredom is no burden when lucidity has no place

Strode
STRODE to the road i strode a stride of gladness for the perfect day did come my way to the road i strode a stride of sadness for the perfect day did pass away to the road i strode a stride of madness for the perfect day shan't come again to the road i strode a stride the stride i strode was just a stride for the stride was not on the inside

Let's Talk Sex!!
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent. An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter. Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose. The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin. Infants spend more time dreaming than adults do. In one day, adult lungs move about 10,000 liters of air. The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms. Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states. There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult. Kissing can a

Love Type
One of my good friends found this on MSN, I thought I would post it here...So which love type are you? me personally I am the "The Negotiator" (1) THE EXPLORER: You know the type: Explorers crave adventure and are willing to take risks. Highly curious, creative, energetic, spontaneous, they have many interests — from hiking and spelunking to theater and reading. Famous examples: John F. Kennedy, Princess Diana, Angelina Jolie. Under the influence: The Explorer's behavior is largely affected by the brain chemical dopamine, which is a key player in our experience of pleasure and novelty. Longs for: A playmate. Bonds well with: Other Explorers. If you are an Explorer: My advice is to go slowly. Because you're so impulsive, you can get romantically involved too fast. And because you hate confrontation, you risk bolting from a relationship that could prove fantastic. If you find someone you are genuinely interested in, check your inclination to go out with others, and foc

Hmmmmm
He loved waking up next to her. She was so beautiful to his eyes. She looked so innocent. He stayed there for some time just watching her. Debating whether to wake her nor not. But last night was amazing, as always and his tongue wanted to taste her again. She was sleeping like she often did, with the sheet pulled up just under her chin. So adorable! He kissed her lips soft and slowly started pulling the sheet down her chest to expose her amazing breasts. Then he started licking and kiss his way down chest. He felt her come awake. He paused for a moment to go back up and Kiss her sweetly, say good morning and tell her he loved her,,,and to see that sparkle in her eyes when she looked at him. He had to get back to what he was doing as the tear escaped his eyes at the joy it gave him when she looked at him that way. He was not the most handsome man, and his body was heavier than it should be. But as lovers and friends, they fit together like a hand and glove.

Rodeo
ok...so i went to the rodeo last night for the first time in years...gotta say, i was a lil disappointed..it was rather boring. for some reason i thought it was more fun before..oh well...i got to see lots of cowboys...and clay walker

Help Me Spotlight! Bid On My 11's & Bomb!!!
DO YOU WANT AN AUTO 11 OR CHERRYBOMB BLING? THEN YOU NEED TO LOOK HERE! This @ngel would like to spotlight. And I need your help. Instead of asking for donations, I am auctioning away an auto-11 bling and a cherrybomb bling. Click the pics below to make your bid. CHERRYBOMB AUTO-11 The auction starts today and will run for a week. Happy bidding! I wanna give a big thx to my bling suga poppa vargasb1 vargasb1@ fubar And to Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess (who is intelligent enough to make this bully for me along with being hawt) Annipoo the Norwegian Goddess*2nd alarm hotties promotion team**@ fubar Please stop by and show these two awesome people some love for me. Xoxo *F@LLEN @NGEL*~2nd Alarm Ho

Great News
The other night, i was watching tv, when i heard the best news ever... The Dallas Cowboys have gotten rid of their most annoying, self centered, ego-tistical player on the team.. Terrell Owens.. Because of his greed for attention and controversial ways/habits, he was released. But the good news did not end there. It only got better. According to reports, my fav. team, the Atlanta Falcons do not want him either. So far, there is a list of a few teams who feel he is not wanted... See below and see if your team is one of them. Some of you will have dodged the bullet from getting him, but maybe someone will be cursed and have him on the team. Terrell, its time to give it up. Your time has come and gone. Take a break. Relax, sit back. And watch your team make it. Maybe they will win another superbowl now that your not there to distract them. The teams are: The Dallas Cowboys. The New York Giants. The Washington Redskins. The Baltimore Ravens. The San Francisco 49ers. The Minnesot

Something Woke Me From My Sleep!
Written some time ago, not sure when: Something woke me from my sleep! But that is never a bad thing for me, because that means I get to see her face and her amazing body again. Ha ha I don’t understand it but, I’ve seen her face a thousand times since I’ve know her, but I get happy every time I get to see it again. Same with hearing her voice, getting an email or text. The all affect me this way. Well not as much as seeing her face, but close. So I roll over and prop myself up on one elbow so I can look at her as she sleeps. Ahh my baby! The typical “blankets pulled up to her chin. Her adorable chin. She hates it and I give her grief about it sometimes, but she will never know how much I adore that chin. The chin that brings her down to the rest of us because it is one of the very few things about her that I don’t think are perfect. So it is perfect and adorable to me because of this. Weird huh. Ha ha I look upon her and a tear comes to my eyes. I do love h

Sunggler With Broken Leg Wears Cocaine Cast
Quote: "MADRID, Spain (CNN) -- Spanish police arrested a man arriving at Barcelona's airport from Chile after determining that the cast on his fractured left leg was made of cocaine, the Interior Ministry said in a statement Friday. Police say the leg cast was made out of cocaine. The 66-year-old Chilean man had an actual fracture of two bones below the knee, but the police suspect that he, or accomplices, may have intentionally fractured it, so that the cocaine cast could be applied...."

Preface
Some of the things I will put in this blog I wrote some time ago and thought that I should keep them because they were written well. This blog contains sexual content. I struggled with creating this blog because there is a shy side of me that has stopped me a couple times. But this site seems to bring out the best in all of us so this blog will bring out the sexual side of me. Crazynormal!

I Hate You
I Hate you because you made me who I am today I Hate you because you don't even care I Hate you because your everything I want to kill I Hate you because your not there I Hate U because U don't even see what you done to my life..... I Hate you because you are a part of me. . . ================================================== This anger consumes me I fucking Hate you ! and i can't wait to see your demize! -.-!

Poem For My Daughter
LOVE DEVINE Looking at her now it's hard to believe that only years ago I didn't want a baby. She is what completes my life. Proof to me of love's pure light! An angelic gift given by He. How hard it must have been setting her free! Thankful I am eternal and pure, for without her I couldn't endure. My own cherub Willow is surely a glimpse into Heaven's window!

Please Go Help My Sister Outlaw Angel Out
HEY HEY YALL I HAVE A HUGE FAVOR TO ASK OF YALL IF YOU ALL COULD GO RATE FAN AN ADD MY SISTER OUTLAW ANGEL AND SHOW HER SUM MAD LUV ID APRECIATE IT VERY MUCH SHE NEEDS MUCH TO LUV TO LEVEL...THANKS HUGS THE COWGIRL IN PINK Outlaw Angel Forever *C0-OWNER OF AMERICAN PRIDE*@ fubar

Fu -whores
Why do people feel the need to whore themselves out for auctions, bling packs, tickers, blasts, vips, and fu-bucks. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind lookin at NSFW pics, but don't demean yourself by making strangers send you bling packs, vips, tickers and blasts just so they can see your naughty pics. If you want to show them, then do it, but don't turn yourself into an e-prostitute. By the way, I can't afford all that shit anyway, and I JUST know I am missing some really good pictures and clips. Ah well. Life goes on. Jealousy is an ugly emotion. And besides, prostitution is the worlds oldest profession. If you can get all that stuff for free, then by all means, do it. I don't give a flying f*ck. Ain't capitism grand?

If You Say So~
Scott was always pretty smooth with the women. Even when he was in high school he could get even the most stubborn ones to go along with what he wanted. He always just assumed that he had a persuasive personality. He was soon to find that it was much more than that. Scott had had a steady girlfriend, Susan, for a long time. He was more or less faithful to her, as faithful as anyone can be in college. Every once in a while, another girl would blow him, but what Susan didn't know wouldn't hurt her. She was more than happy with the relationship. Scott excused himself by saying that it would break her heart if she found out. So he never told her. One night, both Scott and Susan went to the same party, but separately. Susan was feeling sick in the morning, so hadn't planned to go, but she felt better by the time the party started, so she went anyway. She knew Scott was there. She didn't mind if he went on his own. She wasn't a very restrictive girlfriend. Once she arrived, she started

Painless Sleep
silent slumber little one peaceful dreams wrapping you in loving arms no sadness to consume your soul you no longer feel the pain that makes you cry out you are sleeping now so softly you sleep in a dreamless wonderland wrapped in caring arms of people that love you your angles are watching over you as you sleep kissing any tears that fall down you lovely little cheeks they hold you and tell you that all will be alright not letting you feel any sadness inside you will only feel love in a painless world till you are to wake up till then you will sleep softly in a place where angels watch over you as you sleep

Water.
Everything is connected. All matter is made up of Atoms right? ALL matter. All plants, all people, all things. These tiny little particles are all the same, yet everything they make up is somehow different. Atoms make up the bees. That form hives, and live in perfect harmony with nature. They have a perfectly functioning autonomous society. Everyone works, and everyone creates. Each one of them plays their role to make up a larger picture. Each one of them has their niche. Bees are not alone. There are ants, termites, fish, anemones....The circle of life, the weather cycle, the tides, the moon... Everything around us runs in perfect harmony, perfect cycles... Can you honestly tell me all that perfection is a bunch of random coincidences??? Why is it so difficult for us, in all our opposable thumbed glory find, to find OUR niche. Our cycle... Not even just as individuals, but as a society, a culture, a race, a species?!? These creatures do. They just do. They don't stop an

The Americans Are Coming!!
For the last few weeks, the American people have started to peacefully revolt. There have been several re-enactments of the Boston Tea Party in various cities. (The BTP was the 1773 protest by American colonists over the British tea tax.) This is occurring because they are upset over the $1 trillion stimulus law, the unending bail-outs of just about every industry under the sun, the mortgage bail-out plan and the newest spending bill. So far this new "American Revolution" is peceful. But for how long? There is now a growing call for current and former military personnel to take control of the federal government until US Pres. Barack Obama (D-IL)'s birth history is varified and the Congress becomes term-limited. Conservative talk radio is split on this. The top tier (Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity) want a revolution in the ballot box and denounce an armed assult on the government. The second tier (Mike Savage, Mark Leven) are fanning the flames of impeaching BHO and emposing marshal

Pain Killer
This one is for Gracie Brat 2 oz Pusser's® dark rum 1 oz cream of coconut 4 oz pineapple juice 1 oz orange juice Shake or stir ingredients, and pour over ice in a tall glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top, and serve. Get numb Grace.

Halo 3
this is a retarded way to ask but hey if it works it works lol. anyone that has a 360 and halo 3 if u wanna get online and have a huge free for all with about 10 people let me know. i need someething to do when i got out of work and since none of my friends wanna hang as usual i figured that i would get people to join up and just have fun shootin each other up on halo. if u wanna join let me know. adios

Little Star
Little star up so high Shinning oh so bright Brighter than all around In the darkest night sky Of all the bright stars Your shine stands out the most For you are such a little star To have the brightest shine Among all the large stars Their shine is nothing compared To the smallest star of all Up in the darkest night sky Even though your the smallest star You don't let it effect you at all For your the one with the brightest shine The biggest heart of them all Through that bright shine of yours You freely let your love show Letting all around you know Just how loving and caring you are. Wrote on ~ 12/18/2008 ~ Written By: ~ Bella Windwhistler ~

Smile For Me My Little One
to gently touch her cheek she would scream in pain no smile has came to her face she cries not knowing whats going on so much pain she has to go through so young and she is going through things no one ever should a dreamless sleep she has now fallen into no pain no worries she is not hurting but the doctors don't know why its spreading so fast they are at a loss for words they do all kinds of tests trying to determine why but nothing so far hopefully soon the will know hopefully soon she will wake up and smile again

Boat Drinks
This is a big ass tropical drink so start with large container that will hold at least three gallons. You will need 1 750 ml bottle of dark rum 1 750 ml bottle of spiced rum 1 750 ml bottle of coconut rum 3 qts pineapple juice 3 qts orange juice 1 20 oz bottle of lemon lime soda 1 bottle grenadine 1 bottle sweetened lime juice (Roses) Mix well, invite friends & do the bra limbo.

Its A Big Game
yes i think its a big game.here on fubar its drama and here i thought it would be a place to make friends with and have fun .well i think it has become a drama ftghting on who rates who and there thinking just becuase someone rates your pictures dont mean your flirting with them my god grow up. i dont know how you all feel about it but im just here for fun and to help others level up to where they want to be. we are here to help each other out not to hurt them or to get hurt.its ok to kid around with others and play . come on people wake up set back and injoy our selfs. love you all.

Wth? Stupid Screen Shots
Alright I feel like an idiot but....I can't seem to get a screen shot to work! Have tried ctrl+ alt+ prt scrn then ctrl +v to paintshop and every other combo possible. Tried it with Firefox and IE both! What in the hell am I doing wrong? Tell me how YOU do it plzzzzz!

Jelly Bean Prayer
The Jelly Bean Prayer Red is for the blood He gave, Green is for the grass He made, Yellow is for the sun so bright, Orange is for the edge of night. Black is for the sins that were made White is for the grace He gave, Purple is for the hour of sorrow, Pink is for the new tomorrow. Give a bag full of jelly beans, Colorful and sweet, Tell them it's a Prayer.... It's a promise.. It's an Easter Treat!

People
WELL I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE LONG .... AND I JUST WONT TO SAY THAT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE MOSTLY WOMEN PUT THEMSELVES OUTTHERE LIKE HOES... IF U WONT TO BE ON THATS FINE BUT THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT NEED TO SEE UR SLUTY PIC ON THE NET.... COVER THE FUCK UP

No Pain..
she is in so much pain but she no longer feels it a coma she was put into to keep the tears from sliding down her sweet little face her family is torn they are falling apart they have only God's love left so many people pray for this little girl her big sister stands by the window not allowed to enter this germ free room she doesn't understand why she is not able to hug her sister she cries cause her sister is her best friend her tears bring even more grief to my already tear filled eyes there is nothing i can do but pray i want to hold my little cousin and let her know i am there but she wouldn't hear she wouldn't know for the child sleeps in a painless world of darkness

A Buddy Of Mine Has Fun With Yahoo Answers...
* How can I stop my labrador from urinating and defecating on me while I'm sleeping? (Stop sleeping in the back yard.) * Why is my girlfriend unhappy? I mean her dad died like a week ago and I thought she would get over it by now but she's being real emo about the whole thing. (Bitches be crazy dawg. I can't figure 'em out either) * Should I have sex with my sister? (Is your sister Angelina Jolie by any chance? Then yes!) * Is it ok to have sex while you are fishing? (With the fish or with your mate? Either way, hooks might become an issue.) * Are boogers made from brain sweat? (Yes, yes they are. And farts are made from belly lint.) * I get turned on by dogs. Is this cool? Y/N? (I get turned on by tattoos and goth chicks. Who I am to judge?) * How do I stole 7 different passwords? (WTF? an illiterate haxxor?) * Is it weird that my sister is 11 and poops her pants? (No, what's weird is that you have intimate knowledge of the contents of your sisters panties!) *

Are You Feelin Lucky?
DO YOU NEED A LUCKY CHARM!!?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!! WHY DON'T YOU COME CHECK US OUT! WE'RE PRETTY DAMN LUCKY!! CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO GET LUCKY!! CLICK HERE TO BID ON ICE!! Brought to you by sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL xox ][[[SHADOW LEVELER]]] *DiSciple* |I HAVE 6 BOMB FOLDERS W/250 PIC@ fubar

Ensign: The Prodigal Spin
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 6 March 2009 Even those of us who don't frequent the Bible should be familiar with Jesus' parable of the prodigal son. Told in Luke 15:11-32, the central figure for much of this story is the younger son who goes to his father for his part of the inheritance and proceeds to spend it quickly. When reduced as low as he can go, the son laments his decision and decides to go back to his father and become a servant. But when the father sees his son, he rushes to meet him and preparations are made for a big celebration, which the son hears and berates his father about: why the big ado about your son coming home, while I've been faithful to you? The father responds that he values his older son as well, but today he had to make merry

Begging
I'm expecting a new motherboard to be delivered today. So when the banging on my door happened a few minutes ago, i got excited. Finally, i'll be able to get back on my puter instead of this borrowed one and get some things done. When i opened the door, there stood a woman(?) in a parka(it's about 65 here at 11a.m.). I looked at her(?) kinda puzzling. I didn't recognize her at all. Then out of her mouth was the most amazing thing! She asked, "Do you have $4 i can have?" Not "Can i borrow $4?". Not "I desperately need $4 so i can eat!" I just looked at her for about 5 seconds and without a word, closed the door. I know times are hard, but c'mon now! Fucking stoopid...

A Poem For All Of My Friends
A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true. A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet. After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire. So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss. It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night. He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch. He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red. Around the room, Candle after candle he did light. Making a soft glow in the room, That flicked in the night. He went to the couch, And took her by the hand. She glowed lik

Current Fixative Rant Progression
My life philosophy goes something like: "Do what you want, as long as what you do doesn't infringe on the collective well-being, decision making ability or financial security of others." With this concept in mind, I have managed to only mildly piss off the people I really care about, but hey, what's life if you're happy ALL the time? The point: Octomom. I'm amazed that I care so much about this, but it fires me the fuck up. She is a cunt. By all definitions of the word, a moron, incapable of making rational, wise, healthy decisions. She has 14 kids! 14! Who in their right mind would have 6, as a single parent, living off student loans and food stamps, with no job, while still under her parents' roof?!? I wouldn't normally give a rat's fuck about this lump for an Angelina Jolie wanna-be, save for the fact that she has no medical insurance. And the cost to deliver the babies alone was $200 grand. So, instead of holding mom responsible for the medical bill, which she so

Fu Better And Fu Worse
I dont really have much to say. My wife needs coffee and I'm too sick to make her some *coughcoughhacksalungcough* Who loves our fuzbian asses enough to go send her a coffee? *coughsupalungagain* By the way hunny, Im not life insured...hahaha ™©ღCantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ Owned by the beautiful LipStick@ fubar

Just Too Funny I Had To Share....
Woman calls 911 in McNugget panic * March 5, 2009 US authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets. According to a police report, 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out. She says employees refused to give her a refund, saying all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate. Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," Latreasa Goodman told police. "This is an emergency." A McDonald's spokeswoman said the company didn't immediately have a comment on the incident.

Its A Shame. Im Sad And Angry What I Heard This Morning
in cleveland, oh. the city i was born and raised. its very sad to hear some guy would just kill his wife and her 3 kids. what is this world coming too? more crazy ppl are on the loose. i will pray they catch this coward and a disgrace to society and make sure he will never kill anyone again. he was in jail for 5 years before. he will never learn. and they just got married too. ppl like him makes me sick to my stomach

Updates...
Hmmm, let's see what's new in the world of Karma. Well I'm still on a diet Lost a whole 4 pounds! (sarcasm) So I'm at 162. Just so you know I'm doing a version of Medifast, which sounds gross but it's actually a healthy diet. 5-6 meals a day. I think it probably works better if you don't cheat I'm still trying to find a job since I don't think I'll be going back to dancing anytime soon although I might be getting a break with writing for a magazine so crossing my fingers. Nothing full time but on a submission basis. And I really want to write and film a movie, something quirky and indy. Other than that not much except my hair changed colors again and I'm still not caught up on all my interviews. So what's new with you?

Retro Tv Shows
Turns out my son enjoys the cartoons I used to watch when I was little, even more than the modern ones. Go figure. He likes Dick Tracy, Hong Kong Phooey, Mr. Magoo, Hercules, Tom & Jerry, Josey and the Pussycats, Scooby Doo, etc. I was browsing videos recently, and dug up some of the old TV shows that I loved as a kid. How many of these do you remember? Gigantor: Felix The Cat: Hercules: Underdog: Peabody and Sherman: Marine Boy: Kimba The White Lion: Sea Hunt: The Green Hornet: Batman: Voyage To the Bottom Of The Sea: Lost In Space:

Re: Short Vacation!
I'm back from my short break now - I took some pics and have posted them since I know some of you guys like to see that shit. Photos from the Highland Wildlife Park near Kincraig in Speyside are in this album: Other photos, including a couple of me and my wife are in this album: There's no need to rate my pics just because you looked at them - I'm not gonna get all pissy and make a 'mumm' bitching about people if they don't rate :P

3/6/09 - Update On Gram
She has improved a lil bit. Her blood pressure is a lil better. She can move her arms a lil, and she can hear better than yesterday. Hopefully she'll keep improving and she'll be able to come home soon. Plz keep her in your prayers. Mwahzzzzzz, Kitty

Same Old Story
It's the same old story I've heard it word for word You're really starting to bore me You sound so absurd Complaining about things You don't plan to change Your sanity is crumbling With every turn of the page Don't you know you're the author Of the story of your life You want happily ever after Void of all this strife Before you begin the next chapter And you start to write again Stop writing this disaster It's your story from beginning to end

Otundie Pt 7 ( End Of Story)
Meanwhile the Elders in the village were upset because too many people were spending time at the cave where Otundie was experimenting with his campfire and so they voted and went to see Otundie. They told Otundie that too many were not helping out at the village and wasting time looking at his fire spirit. We want our people to stay united and not divided between two purposes they told him. We ask you to cast your fire sticks off the mountain, we ask you for the sake of tribal unity - they said. Otundie responded " I will bow to the wishes of the elders and shall discontinue what I am doing" he said. But as he was about the cast the wood sticks off of a cliff the earth started to quake again, it shook more so then it had been doing for a while. He then heard screams and saw fear on their faces as they looked up - he turned around to see what had upset them. Way higher on the mountain where they lived in the highlands he saw the mountain exploding with fire, a vo

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The Power Of...
The Power of Thought Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her. The Power of Respect You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for other, even those you may dislike, ask yourself "What do I respect about them?" The Power of Giving If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person wi

I Can't Believe It
I was just informed that two guys I have known for over half my life committed suicide within 24hours of each other, they were brothers 20 and 24 years old. They have one brother left, hes the oldest. Their mother is a very strong woman but something like this would break her. I feel so bad for her and her family but I can't even think long enough to figure out what to say to them. They were great hockey players and smart boys what would turn them suicidal? My mind is numb, we may never know.

Stupid People = Entertaining As Fuck
Every morning while i drive to work i listen to a radio station where they have this segment where a woman asks random idiots dumb questions and these idiots respond with even dumber answers. Todays question was: "Where do think vegans come from?" The answer to that question is, of course,... Veganistan! (Needless to say i almost crashed into the oncoming traffic.)

My Initials
You Are Sincere and Sensible When You Are Comfortable: You are a practical, efficient worker. You know how to go after what you want, and you're not afraid to work hard. People see you as a loyal, genuine person. You are down to earth, and upfront about who you are. When You Are At Your Best: You are bold and dramatic. You have confidence in yourself, and that's enough to get you through anything. People see you as capable and goal oriented. You have your eye on the prize, and others admire that about you. When You Are in a Social Setting: You are a glamorous, social person. You love being the center of attention and an object of adoration. People see you as charming and charismatic. You are naturally dazzling. You are ambitious, and find it easy to get ahead in life. What Do Your Initials Say About You?

"masters Talented Slut"....
I love the sensation of your freshly waxed pussy against my face. The way it feels against my fingers, lips and tongue is a massive turn on. Almost as much of a turn on is the physical impact of the waxing on your groin. Your cunt looks almost vulgar with the red glow of the after-effect of the wax being torn off your body, especially your lips which look even fuller and a brighter red than usual. Strengthening my desire is the knowledge that the only reason you had it first done was because I required it from you. It pleases me greatly that, like so many other things in the past, you subsequently incorporated it enthusiastically into your life. Your list of new achievements reads almost like a sexual CV: sex in public, be it against a warehouse wall or on a train between stations; not swallowing my cum until given permission; licking me clean after every fuck; taking my cock up your ass; becoming a bondage slut; finger fucking your cunt at restaurants and cinemas

- I Only Have One Story -
Poem I wrote for Cindy on Valentines Day 2/13/09 Here I am lost again in my world. I try to figure out where I am But seems like I haven't gone far. I'm just going round and round In my thoughts and dreams I just can't get it right I'm looking at the wrong places at the wrong time. However, one random day is all I need To change my insane worries about my life. All it takes is just that one split second A simple glance at first would just only lead Me wanting more, like I can't get enough of it. I can't deny it, but I'm afraid to buy it Its almost foolish to just pass it by, And its easy to let it slide. It was a risk I'm willing to take, So I said why not because I couldn't take This awkward pain anymore. I wasn't to sure that a women like you Would wait for a man like me. Because I'm scared to lose a someone A special someone who I didn't know was going to be hard to resist. From there, I knew you put a spell on me A curse cast onto my heart from

Noteworthy Progress
Limited. Wasted. Lost. It’s only nothing, Unless… We make it Happen. A moment. An opportunity. A Period. Get caught up in it, However… We can always find, A few minutes. One’s Life. One’s Debt. One’s Destiny. Measure not by numbers, But… With our sensation, Of love and joy. An Hour. A Moment. A Lifetime. Say we don’t steal, Still… We foolishly take, Everyone’s Treasure . Appreciate. Understand. Admire. Make it meaningful, For… It is time, That is valuable. Now. Forever. -Dominic Zingale

B4u
BEFORE YOU SPEAK... LISTEN BEFORE YOU WRITE... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEND... EARN BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE...WAIT BEFORE YOU PRAY...FORGIVE BEFORE YOU QUIT...TRY Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have the power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're always broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, our very thoughts will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs. Turn your th

A Woman Whom I Never Met..
A woman whom I never met, Lived in a land I never knew. How could I know what love is? Yet, I do, I do, I do! The woman I never met, Was real and proud and strong; Her eyes were deeply set, And she could sing a song. And she could make a joke, And laugh when in the mood; But long before she spoke, I guessed her solitude. The woman I never met, A shadow in my mind; I saw her silhouette, But will I ever find, That shadows can come alive, Making my dream complete? But then will she arrive, The woman I've yet to meet? All my days alone, And all my nights it seems; I have known a woman unknown, Who shares my secret dreams. But still my dream one seems to hide, When really she should be at my side. The woman I never met Is half a world away; She may not find me, yet I'm waiting for the day. The day I go out to meet The woman I've never met. -Dominic Zingale

Apples On Trees
I found this quote. Though I believe it goes both ways. It just helps me.. reminds myself, that I dont need to be a fallen apple... "Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top becuase they value quality."

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a

Sporting A Phoner
I ordered a new phone Wednesday, a Blackberry Curve. With the discount they were giving me, it seemed silly to not get it. I put in my order about 2:00 on Wednesday Afternoon, and they had the phone shipped by 1:00 Am so it got delivered yesterday. Knowing it was waiting for me, I stopped on the way home and got a holster for it. I charged it up, then I had to call support to transfer my number, but once that was done I was able to get it going with no major issues. I did have a problem getting Yahoo to work on it, kept saying my password was wrong, so I would log in on my PC with that password, worked fine, then try on the Blackberry, "invalid password." I gave up and went to bed. I tried again this morning and boom it worked fine. I was putting in my contacts again, when someone helpfully suggested to me "Just take it to the store you lazy ass" Following that advice, and also my Bluetooth wasn't working quite right, I went to the store this morning. They got all my data

Set Adrift
Setting Adrift on day dreams coming into view there I'll find a sky fo crystal clear blue Along with your sparkling smile beaming beyond the stars captured in awe like winnie the pooh in honey jars Curvaceous stature mesmorizes with just one glance as the rythem of salsa tingles your hips to dance The winds bring your sweet scent across while our hair delightfully comes to toss Time seems to stand still as I gaze into your eyes that silient lucidity induces a pleasant surprise Since there is no doubt of your eternal beauty I'm blessed to have your loving decree

Been Sick
As some of you have noticed I haven't been around too much. The old body finally gave out and I had to have my gallbladder removed and then had to go back in for another surgery to remove what was missed. Due to the that, I got pancreatitis. I was hospitalized for 2 1/2 weeks and lost 30 pounds. I have never been this sick before and didn't realize how serious it was until I started to read up on it. I am home now re-cooperating slowly and thinking, re-prioritizing things in my life. Just wanted to thank the friends who have stuck by me through this tough time. Your phone calls, text messages, and get well cards have all been very kind. You have helped me continue on and give me the strength that I have needed. Soon I do plan on being back but on my own time and terms....Take care everyone and if you need me, you got the number

Hoo White Ass And Tight Pussy
Hott White Ass and Tight Pussy Cum watch as I lay my hot round ass all out for your pleasure. I get so horny that I rip my glass toy out of my ass and rammed it straight into my nice tight pussy. I rammed it so hard I cum right away. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Sumone
when u love sumone they become ur best friend ur world so u try so everything in ur power 2 make them happy but ur running out of ideas on how 2 make them happy and u start 2 become depressed becuz they r depressed all the time dose that mean that u r not meant 2 be or u just starting 2 feel their pain and u cant seem 2 do anything 2 help them love is a painful thing! love ya by missy

Bomber List - Blog Closed Til Further Notice****
This is a Bomber'z Path to Easy Max Points... and an Auto 11's Chance for FuPimpin! You may even find... it's a great way to meet some Good Friends along the way. Just Click the Names... and you will be taken directly to an Auto Cherrie 250+ Folder. Make Sure Autos have NOT Expired!!! This is your responsibility. I try to keep updated, but I'm not perfect. If there are no blinking 11s. They are not currently active. Either planning to activate or just expired. ***BLOG CLOSED TIL*** FURTHER NOTICE WATCH FOR EXPIRED AUTOS Chipper

3/6/09
todays posting is a short one. its just simply this: New GLBT members who stop by GLBT lounges are so excited to find a nice place to talk. So... I'm going to post the links to the 3 GLBT lounges that i know of on fubar. kind of like an easy resource. CLUB TWISS: http://fubar.com/lounge/65507 INFINITY: http://fubar.com/lounge/infinity END OF THE RAINBOW: http://fubar.com/lounge/65541 RAYNEBOW BENDER: http://www.fubar.com/lounge/65664 The preceeding was provided as a public service. Any GLBT lounge that was omitted from this list is simply because i do not know of it and non-inclusion from this list in non-intentional. Take Care, Jacques on staff at Club Twiss

Just Whatever
Times like these I remember when I was young and lost Without a friend I always wished for a big sister I have a little sister Who means the world to me I want to protect her From the pain that I’ve seen She just a little girl in a dangerous world But she won’t listen And she feels unheard What can I do to show her a glimpse? Of the path, she could find She’s beginning to slip Further from me So filled with hate She won’t look at me I sit quiet and wait Always the first am I to apologize Never want her sad Filled with hate in her eyes But this time I stand Alone Screaming out to a girl On her own She sees the world is out to get her Everyone an enemy Never trust and never love Her hatred and confusion Is all that I can see Today I lost a sister To the world without a care All I said is when you’re ready Yes sweet Hope I will be there YOU DON”T EVEN KNOW ME! She screamed with tears flowing free YOU DON”T LOVE ME! She screamed LEAV

March 12th
BURLESQUE TROUPE!!! Bellingham, WA. YOU should be at our show! March 12th at HOT SHOTZ $5 Cover 9pm 10% Proceeds benefit the Food Bank Sponsors: Bergsma Gallery and Comics Place Check it out! www.harlequinsoftemptation.com

New Car?
Hey everyone I would like some help with this one. I am looking at buying a new car when I get home from Iraq and my price range is up to 36000 I have some choices I really like but I am open to suggestions. Tell me what you would pick and why preferably from this list though. Chevrolet Colorado Chevrolet Monte Carlo (if possible to find new) Chevrolet Silverado Ford Mustang Hyundai Genesis Hyundai Tiburon Mitsubishi Eclipse Mitsubishi Lancer Pontiac G5 Pontiac G6 Pontiac Solstice Saturn Astra Scion tC Yes I would love to put the Corvette and Camaro on there but I haven't been able to price the Camaro and I do believe they are both out of my price range. P.S. More to come

My Butt Is Allergic To Cock
i got hate mail for not blogging so i still hate fubar its misfits bday go show her your cock ADS wants me to punch him in the eye so he could use the story in a blog misterfeet blicked me cause i havent been on my butt itches and good morning, anyone care to join me for a cup of coffee?

Parent - Job Description
PARENT - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented thi s way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to g

In Memory Of My Sister *shirley*, Which Is Called Rain!
Rain reminds me of life, the more that comes down, the closer it comes to the end. Rain reminds me of love, it last only for a moment but when it ends, it's not forever. Rain reminds me of friendship, it's always there when you need it. Everybody is a drop of rain in the world and every drop of rain has a message. My message is *not to give up on rain* I didn't!

My Little Rap Lol
look at devs nipples there so pink and firm get in line and have a turn dev is so sexy cant u see, so come on all u homie g's! Grab, Feel have a drool touch his ass you crazy fool. dont do him soft but not to ruff Cuz Baby devs got the good stuff. Hes sexy, tall MmM... Nothin there thats small. hug him, spank him, eat him to cuz he'll please you. with his lips, fingers and naughty bits

Razor Request
Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?" The barber replies "Well yes sir I do, would you prefer shaving yourself?" Ronnie said, "Well not exactly but I thought I might could defend myself."

A Lot Of Fakes...but This Obviousness?
So occasionally I am amused by some of the fake salutes I see on here. Yeah, pretty much some aspect of everyone on here, or there portrayal of themselves to you...is inevitably fake. But, most of the time there is SOME truth to the person. There have been a few people on here that download pics from pr0n sites and make fake profiles here. Normally they don't bother with a salute, and just take the money of poor desperate men wanting to see young nubile women in the buff. But wow, this one posted a (poorly photoshopped) salute...and it was APPROVED. LOLOLOL. http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2609423&albumid=0&i=2990919279 Tell me I'm wrong.

Time To Fire Up The Grill?
A married couple is working in the back yard one Sunday. She's working her flower beds, and he's cleaning the grill. While scrubbing the grill, he looks over at her ass, then back at the grill, then back at her ass. Finally he says, "Hey hon, ya' know your ass is as big as this grill." Naturally, her feelings were hurt, but to her credit, she said nothing, just kept working. Later that night as they lay in bed, he began to feel "Frisky". So he moves closer to her. She moves away. He moves closer again. Again she moves away. Finally, he asks, "Whats wrong with you?" She responded, "Surely you don't think I'm going to fire up this grill for one little weenie do you?"

Sponcerin A Lil Kindergarden Girl
as most know i am 30 years old and have no kids of my own. and when i heard that i can sponcer a kid down there i jumped right on it... i choose a lil girl and should be gettin her info in a week or two and will update this blog. this is my chance to give someback to the village that has taken me in and accepted me as one of there own, which is a grate honor for me.

I'm A Humanitarian Not A Missionary
ok so ya all know i take alot of pictures some are good some not so good some are religious some aren't. but i will never preach to anyone... i was there for a very historic event. the first bible written in the qhiche language. which is a mayan dialect. funny thing is when i went to school i was taught that the mayan were extinct. which is not the case and prolly why they hold a very big piece of my heart. my cousin preacher billy has spent most of his life in guatemala with these people. it took him 25 years to translate the bible into there language. it was an honor for me to be apart of the ceremony. and something i will remember for the rest of my life. i hope you enjoy the pics and there culture as much as i have. thanks

These Things
All these things that we support most really got nothin' to do with us. We do this shit outta boredom, or fear, or money, or fucked inteligence. Our circle and candle of light is small. So small we can't bear it. We heave out with Idea and loose the Center. All wax without the fuckin' wick Then...suddenly, we see names that once meant, wisdom, like signs into ghost towns, and only the graves are real.

Morning Thoughts
Last night I was talking to Tiff on the phone and we were talking about the "Cherry Bomb" bling. The things I talk about on the phone with people, thank God she's on here. Anyway, we were talking about how, when the site was turned to Fubar, they changed the names of a few things on here. The word 'cherry' was dropped and you no longer had a Cherry Blast...you now have a 'blast'. Then they changed it from the top members being 'Top Cherries' to being Top Members. It use to be VIC instead of VIP. VIC standing for "very important cherry". Now what I don't get is since they've changed everything to work around the new name..why bring the CHERRY bomb? Why not just call it a bomb? I don't really get it. Also, why do we still rate cherries? Maybe they should just get rid of those little images and have us use shot glasses or something. Also, today is this wonderful lady's birthday. So could you please to rate her and maybe send her some birthday cake? Thanks!! misfit@ fubar

Give To Yourself First...
"First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do." -- Epictetus Do you want more in your life? More love? More happiness? More money? More satisfaction? Then explore how you can BE more. In the Delfin Knowledge System, Leslie Fieger advises, "You can have more when you are willing to give more. You must begin this process by giving more to yourself. Give yourself more time; give yourself more attention; give yourself more love; give yourself more of what you want. Then decide how to offer the more that you are (and have) to the world and you will receive even more back in return." "Let the waters settle you will see stars and moon mirrored in your Being." -- Rumi

Flower Is Loose
Someone answer me this. Why on earth do house cats when they are let outside go straight for the sand or dirt and in this case it is more like a muddy concoction of each and roll in it? Almost like they want to get the smell of the house off their back and then sit there with this satisfied look contentment as if they had been waiting to get dirty for ions? Well it is like 57 outside and Flower had been cooped up in the house all winter. A long winter to be exact. So Bonnie and I decide to let her terrorize the neighborhood more so Roxanne the Garage cat from hell that just does not know when to die…not to make this story about Roxanne over flower but how in the heck does Roxanne dodge the jaws of the Riverside Coyotes day in and day out? That is a question for Bill Nye the Science guy if I ever seen one! So I let Flower outside and she beelines right for the entrance of the garage and starts flipping over side to side like she is coating her back with dirt and mud and sand and crap…lo

Devil Eyes
Angel, lady in white, stay away, you know my forces, devil eyes I'll take you to hell, you're inside my spell, in lucifer's mirror And i am his killer, i'm devil eyes Angel, lady in white, you've had your time, now you are mine, devil eyes I'll take you to hell, you're inside my spell, in lucifer's mirror And i am his killer Oh yeah, i'm devil eyes, oh yeah, i love my eyes, oh yeah, those evil Eyes, Oh yeah, i love my eyes (i'm gonna get you) I am heading for the gates of hell, bringing a victim, she's angel eyes I took her to hell, in lucifer's spell, i am his mirror And still i'm his killer, still i'm his killer, devil eyes, devil eyes.

A Letter I Found....
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, We've stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on what's right. So let's just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and each go our own way. So here's a model separation agreement. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That's going to be the difficult part, but I'm sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distin

Life Is Back
I am finally healthy, happy and moving forward. Headed to the 40 bday this summer! I am embracing it rather than stressing. My daughter is engaged to baby's daddy and in college. They have a nice place. My son 18 is now home and making me nuts! lol It's- I'm 18 when it comes to privacy, and it's BUT YOUR MOM when he needs his fines paid, shoes bought & money for a date. Anyways; I love babysitting my grandaughter Madison it's great. She has just started to just stare at us when we tell her NO! It's a dominance thing. But it's soo hard not to laugh! She is wonderfull therpy for me to keep looking toward the future and let my past (illness) go. I recently started a facebook account. The first few days I thought This is the snobby Myspace! All those high school people! I felt like I was being tormented in Jr high all over! Now that I have connected to a few people that I really did want to find it's getting better. I still love myspace the best.I'm putting apps out Sat and Mon to go back

Jamies Story Part 2
"Come 'ere, baby," Vic ordered, as she rolled on the bed with here legs splayed lewdly, and her vagina gaping and dripping with pussy juice, how ya like your new bed room!?!" "Really," Jamie asked softly, "you want me to live with you?!? "What the fuck do ya think I've been talking about, ya dumb cunt, now get over here and lick me clean," Vic said in an exasperated voice!!! "Yes, ma'am," Jamie replied quickly, as she lowered her warm mouth to Vic's bulging bare pussy! Throwing her head back and slightly arching her back, Vic pushed her pubis hard into Jamie's insistent mouth and thought how lucky she had been to find such a pretty little cunt lapper!!! Jamie on the other hand, was drowning herself into her first real sexual experience, and loving every second of it, as all at once, Vic moaned long a hard, and Jamie knew that her dom was climaxing in her mouth, what a feeling!!! While Vic was panting like a over heated dog, Jamie gave her now throbbing pussy tiny little kisses all over

Jamie's Story
Nobody knew, not even her best friend back home in California knew. Every day it gnawed at her, relentlessly, oppressively, like a blanket of smog over Manhattan on a hot humid summers day! Back in RiverOaks, everyone thought that she was the "All American Girl", prom queen, National Honor Society, blonde hair, blue eyes, singing in the church choir every Sunday, volunteering at the hospital, everyone's favorite girl!!! "Well," thought Jamie to herself, as she stirred her coffee and stared out at the pedestrians on 57th St., "if they only knew!" She had denied it to even herself until she was fifteen, but her total lack of interest in boys, and let me tell you, they were definitely interested in her, and her seeming attraction to members of her own sex only confirmed what she had been feeling since she five years old! "What a laugh," she thought again, "all those do-gooders and the right wing Christians feeding the public the old line that "gays are made not born", well she was here to

Choices
There are always reasons for our decisions in this life. Focusing on those reasons will help you stay your course. Knowing that you've looked hell in the face and still striving for excellence is one of my main goals. Not surrendering like so many others when life gets you down. Our choices in this life will echo and follow us for an eternity. Life is at times hard and we all have a choice. Following your heart, your honor, and your own moral standards is also a choice. No one can ever tell you differently. Anyways just some curious thoughts i had. Some friends told me to start blogging. So now i have. If you read this and dont understand it... The reason is probably that you are not me. No two people think exactly alike... and to express those thoughts in written form is never easy. Ill continue blogging though regardless if anyone reads this, regardless if anyone likes this, because simply put... Its my choice. No one can take that choice out of

Kalamazoo School Bus Driver Beaten By Student
An unnamed 16-year-old Michigan boy was charged Tuesday after beating female school bus driver because he didn’t like how she did her job. The teen, who resides in Kalamazoo, will be charged as a juvenile with intent to do great bodily harm, according to Kalamazoo Asst. Prosecutor, Karen Hayter. The incident took place at about 7:30 a.m. Tuesday as a veteran driver was substitute driving the teen’s route. http://www.newsnet14.com/2009/03/kalamazoo-school-bus-driver-beat-by-student/

Lying
You told me you just liked her thinking and personality. But come to find out there is more. You straight lied to me. You never should of married me if you can't stick to our vows. I have no problem respecting and sticking to our vows. You try to cheat on me but you get caught and get mad at me like its my fault. You should of respected us more happy or not to never cheat or try to cheat on me. If you want to go fuck every girl you meet then you shouldn't of got with me. If you want to contract an STD thats fine with me I will go file for divorce now that I have evidence of your infindelity and you can kiss that sweet car goodbye its going to be mine not yours. So now you just got to ask yourself do you truely love me enough to be faithful, honor and respect our vows? If the answer is yes then I will work with you and stay married if not then have a goodtime finding your next fuck, your next meal, your next place to live and your next place to sleep. I have done nothing but be faithful

Hateful Things When Drunk
Im beginnning to really despise this site yet i find myself drawn back to it like a crackhead. Im sick of girls taking their jealousies and insecurities out on me.. i can't help it.. i don't do anything except be me.. i just kick ass and i know it.. people on here are fickle and its hard to tell who is being honest which sucks for a person like me.. im blunt, and i won't sugar coat anything for anyone.. i think a lot of times my friendship is taken for granted because im a nice person and i do go out of my way to help my friends.. im sick of not getting the recognition and respect that i deserve though it is laughable that it would be possible on a site like this anyway.. i deserve it.. everyone deserves it, and its only my fault if i dont demand it..im a fucking moron.. i know this.. ~~thinking of deleting account~~

Taken
My friend from work owes me six bucks. You see, he downloaded "Taken" last week and told me how great it was. Even my fellow movie-snob brother said it looks good, he even said it might be like Denzel Wahington's "Man on Fire" (a top favorite of mine). Wrong on all accounts. Though the movie wasn't horrible, it took FOREVER to develop the characters in the begining. Which didn't work since I ended up not caring if Liam Neeson ever found his daughter. The mandatory car chase scenes were "blah" but I do say the fight scenes had a touch of "Jason Bourne". Still, the movie ends up being a rental at best. Taken on IMDb.com

Omg.. Look Who Has A Birthday Today And Auto 11s All Day And A Happy Hour @ 8pm Futime
ATTENTION ONE AND ALL !! See this sexy fu right here.. This is Mandy and today is her birthday.. she is totally awesome... For those of you that know her you know it's true.. Those of you that don't know her yet ya need to.. She is well on her way to Prophet with auto 11s on and a happy hour @ 8pm FuTime.. 11pm EST.. She is an amazing girl in need of some amazing people to help her out.. Sooooo.. Go show her some serious fu-luvinz.... Fan her.. Rate her.. Add her.. Bling her.. Bomb her.. Blast her and let's get her leveled up !!! ~ Ms~MandyLiCiouS&tradeBIRTHDAY GIRL ! This Pimpout brought to you by the one... the only... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™.. Owner of The Drunk Penguin..Fu Owned By >^,,^< Pet

Skyler
I did it for the lulz..and i was called in as /B/lackup. (the pic i linked him to was his salute) Skyler: Hahaha, so be it ->Skyler: you love my cock so much already? Skyler: If you EVER message me again, I will find you, and I will kill you..In a VERY painful way. Don't EVER talk to me again. ->Skyler: please deliver your sage advice Skyler: Let me give you, or whoever this is, a word of advice ->Skyler: Thats fapworthy, Amirite? ->Skyler: http:... that person, right there..gets me Hard as fuck. Id Hit it so hard, that, were you able to pull me out, youd be the king of fuckin england! Skyler: Ha. How's that brother? ->Skyler: I Think Im In LOVE! Skyler@ fubar

New Pictures
My roommate Hayley is taking a bunch of new pictures of me on Sunday. I will be putting new pictures up all next week. You can also check me out on facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1498579698&ref=profile

Example Of Blog Category Organization
At www.fubar.com, which is free to join, no credit card up front, no profile or pic required, I am hitching_post. I PUT IN CAPS THOSE BLOG CATEGORY RESULTS WHICH ARE GETTING SOME ATTENTION SO FAR. I HAD BEEN THERE ABOUT A WEEK WHEN THESE STATISTICS WERE NOTED. . ALTHOUGH SOME "VIEWS", NO COMMENTS SO FAR. My Blogs -- CATEGORIES are as follows: spirituality essays/lists/poems SPIRITUALITY ATTRACTED SOME ATTENTION -- 20 VIEWS. NSFW poems -- NSFW =- horny which has numerous restrictions on usage/viewing etc. NSFW POEMS ATTRACTED SOME ATTENTION -- 16 VIEWS. Examples of my naivety Kudos to fubar system Participation/appreciation interests social commentary -- very little requests for comments jokes, e.g. from www.beliefnet.com daily joke NSFW essays/lists Book/CD reviews, listmania lists, guidelists a la amazon.com BOOK/CD REVIEWS GOT 14 VIEWS romance/relationship essays ROMANCE GOT 12 VIEWS. kidsville poems/essays/lists

My 4 Year Old Cousin Needs Ppl Praying
My 4 year old little cousin is usually a happy little girl.That love's the outside and playing in the yard with her big sister,but as of Saturday the day that she was admitted into the hospital,she no longer does any of that.The doctors told her parents and family that she has Lymphoma Cancer and on top of that last night she got pneumonia.She is in so much pain that they had to put her in a medicated induced coma.Her parents are the only ones allowed in the room with her because the doctors are trying to keep the room as germ free as possible.She is only 4 and is going through so much right now.She needs as many people that can to pray for her.Please if you can get as many people as you can praying for her.Her name is Harley and she has the brightest smile.There are so many people that want to see that smile again,I am one of them.Please if you can take time out of your busy day and pray for a little girl that is going through so much in her young life. Thank you all that do pray

Gotcha!
I HAD TO TRICK YOU TO READ ONE OF MY POEMS, WHICH IS ALSO IN "KIDSVILLE" BLOG CATEGORY. FIXUPS ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts "Take me to Tooth Fairy quick!" Said hiccuping St. Nick -- since "That sleigh step had a quirk & I bit the dirt." She told me once or twice That with doctors & nurses she can break the ice. If that applies when I break twice,a Perhaps I can avoid danger of rolls of dice. The luck of draw & rainbow heaven Is not something I want kids to be dreading. Keep the joy toy sleigh going, Even as corrections are flowing.

Poem - Moonlight Love
Under the stars and milkyway Almost full moon with a kiss As the fire burns in our souls My legs are weak As your breathe is taken away We let out the smoke Fall into each others arms While the moon becomes filled Shooting stars will take the sky As the light recleas off our souls Holding hands Walking bearfoot in the wet grass Moon shining off the rain drops Kiss to seal the deal Wolf howls in the night As the one Star shines the brightest While two souls join together My mind skips While you bit your lips As the shots warm us up This is our love song

Help Baby Roxan
I am reaching out to you all in hopes that some of you will find it in your hearts to help me help my daughter. Below is a link where you can help contribute to her happiness and well being. I also included a bit about her and what she is going through. Please take a moment to do what you can. CLICK THE PIC BELOW to contribute, please. Thank you... AJ THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE HELPED. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T PLEASE CLICK THE PIC ABOVE AND CHIP IN. *For Those Of You Who Do NOT Know Me Or What My Daughter Is Going Through, PLEASE Take The Time To Read Some Of My Blogs On Baby Roxan. Hopefully That Will Help You Find It In Your Hearts To Help Her.* ~Unique Dream~ ™ ♥ Baby Roxans Daddy ♥@ fubar SINCERELY, AJ, Liana & Baby Roxan **NOTE: We have raised $640 so far towards our goal of $4000 here on Fubar. Plus I have been able to come up with an additional $600 myself doing odd jobs at night. WE ONLY HAVE 10 DAY LEFT so PLEASE contribute! We n

Steps In Checkout & Ratings Of People's Stuff
THIS IS JUST THE METHOD I USE -- YOUR TASTES MAY BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT. I just don't rate something if I would really rate it less than 10. When I have an attraction here is what I do -- 0. Click 10 rating under picture so they know immediately who I am when I do step 1 & they have to guess. 1. say admire quickly if no time to checkout immediately. Then come back later. IF UNSURE, skip this but put one pic immediately in favorites in case your session expires so you have a way to get back to them. 2. Go check all photos which are not marked "private". Rate those I like 10. 3. Go back to profile itself & click "click to close" on the trackz, music, & idols sections expanding, which I have no interest in. 4. When "about me" & "interests" have come up decide how much I really like the person based on this. Numerous people put "playlists" & big pictures in these fields, with some at least a bit of tex

Poems - Nightmare Of Tomorrow
Look into my eyes All you see are blood shot eyes I say my prays' every night As the night turns into day ANgels cry out to us in pain Look at this world of today Cuasing the Divide Comedy to come to life Men, women, and children won't rise above Drowning in a pool of blood Look into my eyes of darkness Never ending pain I cry out for a hero Then I see myself with many others We stand above the pools As out mothers and fathers scream in pain Little brothers and sisters taken by angels Is this the end or a new beginnning? Then I awake with blood shot eyes As my heart beats louder than any drum

"ripping" & Galleries & Protection
HOW TO "RIP OTHERS PHOTOS" AND LATER ESTABLISH GALLERIES TO PUT THEM IN. 1. When viewing someone's photo, if it says "rip to gallery" then you can rip it, which means copy it into you "default" gallery. There is an indication there of where it came from originally. If you can't irip, you may want to save as favorite -- only one per such person's account allowed, for your later viewing pleasure -- not seen by anyone else. 2. Establish a good name for new gallery if desired. Can change name later if decide to. 3. When you edit photos -- I don't remember how you get into this, then you say "put in this gallery". You go through the list of photos in default doing this, then to make the changes permanent, you say "change" at the bottom. 4. I don't know, but presume can edit photos in ANY gallery like this, but haven't had the need, since I haven't moved things around re-organizing any further, and always leave the "caption" as I origin

Obtaining Fubucks To Make Fugifts
The pseudo- gifts require a person to have "fuBucks". The best way to get about 50,000 of them is to click on "Gifts New" & then "Gift Shop" & then "FuMall" -- to get more fast, & then to spend about 30 minutes signing up for "free deals" in a long list. The free ones are at the beginning of their list. However, be careful, because when you go into one of these you should check the "requirements" at the bottom of the page before really getting involved to see if it requires Gold offers, Silver offers, or Sponsor offers. If so, then immediately exit & try another -- unless want to consider a purchase. HOWEVER -- if you are not in USA, you couldn't get delivery of most purchases, so such explorations would be useless except to see what IS OFFERED in USA.

Finding/reviewing Blog Entries
HOW TO FIND & REVIEW MY BLOG ENTRIES. You must be on THEIR ( OR MINE) PROFILE page, not YOURS, in order to do this. You won't be able to check NSFW items until you have reached a certain fubar level & are a friend -- and some other requirements?? ? ?. 1. 1/2 way down in the center is an indication "Blogs(nn)", where nn = a number indicating how many total blog entries they from among all categories. 2. Click on that & it gives you a list of blog categories. 3. These are arranged in the order from most recently changed or entered to earliest entered. 4. Click on the first blog category & it gives you a list of blog entries. 5. Click on the first blog entry name. 6. View it & make comments. There is supposed to be a way to also rate it, but I don't know how & that is not a requirement. This should get you started understanding how to find yourself around blog stuff.

How To Finish Setting Up Profile Info.
HOW TO FINISH FILLING OUT YOUR PROFILE VARIOUS SECTONS: 1. Go to "home" page. 2. To upper right by picture is word "edit" -- click on it. 3. Several things are indicated possible to edit: A. core interests -- what you like -- controls what stuff is sent etc. B. privacy settings -- controls who has access to various of you & in what ways C. music -- you can give "playlists", photos, or just text info as I do, as to what kinds of music I like. D. interests -- ditto as "C" E. about me -- ditto as "C" Another thing which gets put in your profile is "trackz", not done here but via "ripping" a song from someone else? 4. Click on "view as seen by everyone else" to check that you put in your changes as expected.

Dealing With Bar Tab Alerts
ABOUT "MY BAR TAB" ALERTS: THESE CAN GET TOO NUMEROUS & MIXED UP TO DEAL WITH IN THE NORMAL MODE OF DISPLAY. Everything is normally displayed mixed up & in order received. To view in 3 separate sections -- in 3 columns : 1. for me -- things requiring attention/action on my part 2. things friends are doing 3. other stuff .e.g. newbies coming in if you want to check them out This item #1 is mostly all that I am interested in. You click on "see all" in order to see the bar tab in this fashion. These lists are ordered from MOST RECENT ENTRY, to earlier. I just look at those which occurred from last time I was signed on. In case of "For me" you can also check for more specific categories, but I don't do that.

Distrust And Disbelief
Many times I get the repeated question as to who took the pics of me I add on here. This because of disbelief or distrust in me. In reply to that I will say the following. Few were taken by others…MANY MANY were taken by me. Hooraaay for the timer on my camera! So I am sorry for the quality of some pics…I am not perfect. Hence I use the freedom of beautify some pics with photo programs. As if some of you never done that. This is who I am (a plus size model) whether you like it or not. I added a pic of the cams I used. *Bring in the comments* [gadget][/gadget] [url=http://www.funpagina.eu/]Maak uw eigen plaatje of foto[/url] [gadget][/gadget] [url=http://www.funpagina.eu/]Maak uw eigen plaatje of foto[/url]

Ways To Find Me -- Or Anyone Else...
THESE ARE ABOUT FINDING A FRIEND WHO IS ALREADY ON FUBAR & HAS GIVEN YOU SOME INFO AHEAD OF TIME AS DESCRIBED BELOW. There are 4 ways I know will work, and another which I think will also. The first 2 require you to be signed into fubar and on your "home" page so you can do a "search".? The 3rd requires putting in a URL in Internet Explorer ( and perhaps having fubar account but not signed in ? ). May not work? 1. At home page, click on "search" in upper right about 1 1/2 inches from right, and then click on "Name", and then enter fubar id, mine is hitching_post, & say search. 2. At home page, similarly except click on "email" instead of Name, and enter ....@yahoo.com, or whatever -- but here you must know the person's regular email. 3. Enter following URL into Internet Explorer address field and go there: http://www.fubar.com/user/2586107 -- or whatever number your friend has told you ahead of time that they are. If yo

I'm Dying...
...without the internet. Ok, maybe not, not at all. Having no internet as a result of hubby d/l'ing a virus via one of the Russian prOn sites and procrastinating with reinstalling the hard drive has caused some major qualms within myself on a first day. However, after a while, I almost got over it, and actually got to do a ton of art and stuffs instead. Yesterday I was watchin Judge Judy ( I LOVE her, and would marry her), and it made me think of Fubar. A humanoid creature wastryin to get some monies out of her baby daddy,and he was claiming the baby wasn't his. Good ole drama, I miss feeling smarter than the average Fubar giant. Also, I had to go to Walmart to get me some hangers (no, not for abortion), and saw a woman on a rascal being a total bitch to a poor guy that worked there. I threw a shirt off the rack under her wheels behind her back, and it got tangled under them, so she couldnt move. It was funny. Tonight I got a speeding ticket. The guy wouldve given m

Somethings Changing Im Confused
Ok heres my issue. I recently told my baby that things arent working out and we need to take a break for a minute and try to catch our breath. Got alot emotions going on between us right now and we just cant seem to work things out. And its funny that when a couple step back from each other thats when new people come into the picture. I feel like when a man has had a woman for a long time he forgets hiw sexy she is to him an forgets what made him fall in love with her and I feel like my baby doesnt see me as exciting and sexy anymore but that old saying is oh so true what one man wont do another one will and I have found that out for myself!! Ive got this really cool guy who has just really clicked with me and Im feeling him deeply. When we first talked I felt like I had known him all MY LIFE.... conversation is effortless and when we stop talking I miss him and ache to be in his presence all over again. He makes me feel sexy and desirable and loves telling me Im beautiful to him. I k

Last Night's Writing...
these go with the other two in here, there's others missing from the set but i don't really want you all to see those faith i want only to make you smile i am lying i want so much more but there are things i do not want that at this moment i need to say not to you, or for you but for me things i know i don't want for me so i do not want them for you i do want to make you smile i do not want to try to be your joy i want to know your fears not to hold them against you nor to try to make you unafraid simply to know them, to know you i want to know your past not to try to fix it nor to absolve you of it simply to know where you come from i do not want to heal you i do not want to give you faith in humanity i do not want to promise you stars i will not try to fix your life, your problems, your family, your friendships, your past, your future i want to be there next to you i do not want to hold you up i do not want to stand behind you nor try to make you

The Big Decision...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.' The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before

This Is Soo True
"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation.. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.." ~~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

Charlotte's Tangled Web
Release your anxiety The trouble you've seen The pain you have felt The news you've heard The bitter reality you've tasted That foul stench that creep into your olfactories From all the bullshit. Internal chaos has ravaged your petite frame Pharmaceuticals only numb Never heal. Take my hand my precious sister Seek refuge, if only a little , in my words I will not harm you Your imperfections make you perfectly lovable You are admired for your strength Cherished for you kindness Loved for your heart I can feel its pulsating rhythm permeating through your soul You are brave And you are strong You will unravel this tangled web Precious ..this is for you ..u know who you are

Take A Peek!!
Okay before anyone hears story after story...You get to read it first hand....My Hard drive is about to give out on this comp and here in a couple of weeks I am getting a new one YaY!! then I can fix this one but Anyways.....*News Flash* I am no longer with my other lounge...I was let go...But before anyone goes off half cocked, it's all good....I am cool with it...and I wish them well.....Annnnnnnnnd sooo after a lot of convincing and talking over, and without further ado.... ~ DEUCES WILD~ Has A NEW Lounge Manager!!! ~DJ WILD!!!~ Come By and Say Hi!!! We'd Luv to Have Ya!! DJღWildღRedSpirit♥Manager@DeucesWild/†AOD†COL.@ fubar And Remember ......

This Little Angel Needs A Lot Of Help..please Help
I am reaching out to you all in hopes that some of you will find it in your hearts to help me help my daughter. Below is a link where you can help contribute to her happiness and well being. I also included a bit about her and what she is going through. Please take a moment to do what you can. CLICK THE PIC BELOW to contribute, please. Thank you... AJ THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE HELPED. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T PLEASE CLICK THE PIC ABOVE AND CHIP IN. *For Those Of You Who Do NOT Know Me Or What My Daughter Is Going Through, PLEASE Take The Time To Read Some Of My Blogs On Baby Roxan. Hopefully That Will Help You Find It In Your Hearts To Help Her.* ~Unique Dream~ ™ ♥ Baby Roxans Daddy ♥@ fubar SINCERELY, AJ, Liana & Baby Roxan **NOTE: We have raised $640 so far towards our goal of $4000 here on Fubar. Plus I have been able to come up with an additional $600 myself doing odd jobs at night. WE ONLY HAVE 10 DAY LEFT so PLEASE contribute! We n

Crazy
This is a lil sumthin I put together, that's mot to say that I created it all by myself, but the paraphrasing I guess you would call it is my own..... I'm gunna talk about some freaky shit right now and someone is gunna die when you listen... Is he not right? Is he insane? Will he now run for life in the battle that ends this day? Is he really telling lies again, doesn't he realize he's in danger? The lil bitch, he went and told another lie and now he will never tell another! See but I don't get it, do you think maybe we can put it on credit? Don't you think it can take control when I dont let it? Don't deny me! Now, don't deny me and darling don't be afraid. Look into my face, stare into my soul... drowning deep in my sea of loathing. Broken your servant I kneel... Don't try to deny what you feel. Madness has now come over me! You're pushing and fighting your way... Reject are ya no one? Feel you nothing? I don't want to be innocent ya know, I don't wanna let them hypnoti

D's Lyrics, Episode I: "this Year"
From a song listed in my tracks, "This Year" by the Mountain Goats. One of the few songs in the world that has any actual meaning to me beyond entertainment. Maybe I read too much into it, but that doesn't mean it isn't there. ---- I broke free on a saturday morning. I put the pedal to the floor. headed north on mills avenue, and listened to the engine roar. my broken house behind me and good things ahead, a girl named cathy wants a little of my time. six cylinders underneath the hood crashing and kicking, ahhh listen to the engine whine. I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. I played video games in a drunken haze I was seventeen years young. hurt my knuckles punching the machines the taste of scotch rich on my tongue. and then cathy showed up and we hung out. trading swigs from the bottle all bitter and clean locking eyes, holding hands, twin high maintenance machines. I am

Help Baby Roxan
This is the link to help baby Roxan..baby Roxan needs lots of ppl helping her...Please after you read whats in the link re post a bully or a blog or something to let ppl know about her http://www.babywishingwell.com/registries/view/61201130

If You Don't Care, Don't Read
anyhow, it's just been one of those days. every time i start enjoying something in my life, something else comes crashing in on it. honestly, i thought i wanted to get it all out, but then i realized, you people really don't need that much insight into my life. suffice to say i want to disappear... i want to take someone with me, but i want to disappear from the rest of this shit. anyhow, if you try to talk to me tonight/tomorrow and i completely blow you off, it's not you, it's everyone else. and right now, i refuse to distinguish between friends and everyone else. if you knew me before, you're used to this, if you didn't, might as well get used to it now or walk away. /hugs to the ones worth hugging ~sin

America And Americans
"America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and thereforre more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking etstablishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?' There will also be an American frag no larger than a child's hand - glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register." "Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue,... . Their mos

Is Love Real
is love real or just a cover word for bullshit I've had too loves in my life the first one left cause and i qoute (i love u but I'm not in love with you ) and the other cheated and said he realized he loved the other girl more so is love real or do we just think we love someone cause we dont want to be alone or do we want to control them so we wont be alone like my last boy friend i realized i did'nt love him but yet i was furious at the thought of someone else being intrested in him i wanted him to be with me and serve me but i know thats selfish so is love real or is it just an illusion like a nicer word for i want u to serve and worship me and no other or has it become just a saying to get the oppisite sex in bed i personally hope it is'nt but i still sometimes wounder.

Im New To This, So...
just looking for cool ppl to chat w/. but.. i just want to say hello my fellow fubar members, im a real cool & chill west L.A dude. Im always either working or making $$$ 1 way or another. i hustle 24/7 basically. im 6'0, yellow skinned, long hair & pierced up (13 in total) im mixed with Native American, Blk, Spanish & Irish if U think this is fake or some loser kidd playing around, aim me @ miix3dboiichazzy, but if u play around, prepare to be blocked. i would say check out my myspace & pix, but i dont do that anymore & im still working on facebook lol. (wanna trade pix? ill send U some) just aim me ! no aim. umm look at the old ass default pic i have on myspace ( www.myspace.com/chazisyella ) oh yeah, i dont bang.. more like a hella handsome square atheist hippie boy. im 17 by the way & graduate this year "09"^^ !! ((ladies only)) im not doo doo, so no doo doo mamas allowed! [[GOOD LUCK]]

Lil About Me
well the long and short of it is i am a very good guy who has gottent he shaft more times then i can count. but i still will no give up lookingfor that one special person. i have to leave wear i am now if u know wear i can get a room let me know. lng horrible story. she was very mean an abusive. i want somthing real someone who loves me an i could love them. i am a nice guy and i dont want to change and damn it woan wll not make me change cause they want to bring medown. i like who i am. what i really need is someone who will celibrate who i am not take advantage i am open for conversations and a lot more hit me up. i am worth the effort. cause i will treat u very well. been told i am goodlooking too hope u think so too lol

My Ex Everything She Did
.........starting out i loved my ex. i loved everything about her. The way talk and the way we can talk about anything. starting out she made me feel good. we talked on the phone everyday, up tell the day when she kick out her mom's house. that's when hell started. she told me that she didn't to talk everyday, and she always act like she was to busy for me. just to see her i had to go an hour and 30 minutes out of my way to see her. i come down every week to see her at her job or just to chill with her. but when i do call she was always over some friends house. never names or anything of the friends. just i'm over my friend house doing this or thing. never come up to see me, her boyfriend. but can always see her friends go out to the clubs on days that i told her was going to call her. i did alot of shit for her, i came down and give her money when she needed it the most. even if it was more then what i had. helped her give her car. the time when we was dating she only came to see me t

Thoughts...
so I realize I am diggin on this comic style now... maybe this stem's from childhood memories of reading comic book's and graphic novel's... my friend Anna, love her to death, has been gracious enough to supply me with a lot of eye shot's... tho I think I will eventual need more with the way these Sunday Morning Comic's piece's are coming... I would hate to duplicate an eye for one of them... Hoping to start maybe incorporate other element's into them as well, not just eye's, but maybe full face's and stuff... we'll see where the road take's me...

It's My First Time.....................
Aces_Eights83 Is in a St Patrick's day Auction What he is offering is: If Fu-bucks bid given: * 1 SFW salute * Your name in mine for 1 month * Link to your profile in mine for 1 month * Top friend # 2 for one month * 1 Personal morph * Rate all photos * Daily gifts for a month If cash bid given: * Your name in mine for 2 months * Top friend #2 for 2 months (permanent spot in top friends if cash bid exceeds $50) * If cash bid exceeds $50 I will also make a morph for 2 friends of your choice * Added to top family for 2 months (if cash bid exceeds $50 permanent spot in top family will be given * Permanent link to your profile in mine if cash bid exceeds $50 * If VIP given will rate 100 pictures 11’s (3 month VIP or higher will receive 100- 11’s 3 times a month for as long as the VIP lasts)

Amazing
You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that “Suga how you get so fly” song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don’t know why she’s there. But she is, whether you like it or not. You know her cell phone, her room phone. You can dial her Aunt Doreen’s house in West Springfield (where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911. But she doesn’t know. Her screenname, that generic one with her first name followed by three to five random numbers or UMass, has its own category at the top of your buddy list. Not only do you know what a “Buddy Alert” is, you’ve rigged your computer to play “Fat Guy in a Little Coat” from “Tommy Boy” every time her screen name changes from gray to black. Then her away message comes down, and you have a decision to make. To IM or not to IM? These are the ridiculous games that you play on a daily basis. But she doesn’t know. She’s it. All right, so maybe n

My Hubby Is Up For Auction Show Him Love And Bid On Him!
Aces_Eights83 Is in a St Patrick's day Auction What he is offering is: If Fu-bucks bid given: * 1 SFW salute * Your name in mine for 1 month * Link to your profile in mine for 1 month * Top friend # 2 for one month * 1 Personal morph * Rate all photos * Daily gifts for a month If cash bid given: * Your name in mine for 2 months * Top friend #2 for 2 months (permanent spot in top friends if cash bid exceeds $50) * If cash bid exceeds $50 I will also make a morph for 2 friends of your choice * Added to top family for 2 months (if cash bid exceeds $50 permanent spot in top family will be given * Permanent link to your profile in mine if cash bid exceeds $50 * If VIP given will rate 100 pictures 11’s (3 month VIP or higher will receive 100- 11’s 3 times a month for as long as the VIP lasts)

My Bar Tab Was
My tab was $785!!!!!! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab Was $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. You can copy and use it!!! Just let me know what your tab was!!!! Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 (for each one) Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever driven drunk -- $20 Ever got

Unheard Problems
ABC News' Luis Martinez reports: The Army has had another bad month for suicides within its ranks with 18 suspected suicides during the month of February. That is a decrease from January's record-high of 24 suspected suicides, but one Army official said Wednesday the number still remains high and "very disturbing." The Army's in the midst of a month-long training stand-down to help soldiers identify suicidal behavior among their colleagues. That stand-down was prompted by last year's record number of 143 suspected suicides in the ranks, 138 of those have been confirmed as suicides and five remain under investigation as possible suicides. Still, last year's 143 possible suicides were substantially higher than the 115 suicides that occurred in 2007, and the fourth straight year that suicides had increased Army-wide. Army Vice Chief of Staff Gen. Peter Chiarelli and top Army mental health officers released the February numbers during a bloggers conference call this morning. L

The Adventures Of Dimond The Aries
Dimond the aries has had a lot of adventures in her life time, but none like this one just as she thinks that their is no hope for her to find a long lasting love, her path has been crossed by the scales of Venus. Although, the intimacy has yet to reveal itself the excountes have been tremendous already. As they both lye and wait for the day to come for them to comsumate the relationship she was asked for hand in Marriage. Dreeding the question she replies yes awaiting for the day the ring will be placed on her finger and the wonderful magic of consumation shall then begin....

Masturbation?
So, the E! True Hollywood story on Jenna Jameson is on, yippee!!! Thank gawd it's old cause she looks like a worn out crack head lately. I need some new porn links, got any good one's? And hallelujah that T.O. is gone, maybe we'll do better next season. p.s. John (Radio is hosting an Ides of March auction, so if you enjoy selling your soul for fake stuff on a internet profile, let him know. K, thx!!

I Smoke Too Much Maybe
In writing, while knowing, the message will never get where it’s going Freedom can be attained, the freedom to spill it, till nothing remains, Worked out in words, the feelings and fears, even when spoken, no one seems to hear knowing that she will never read this Allows me to free all my little secrets, But right now The only secret I’m trying to keep, Is she’s the reason I can’t sleep, She’s the one, Stealing my dreams, She’s the one, Driving me insane, Can’t help how I feel, To me it is real, Not saying it Can’t change it Doing nothing about it Might

Drama Bullcrap
To to all my Fans and Friends, as of late I have had trouble with what I thought was a friend. She does not agree with me posting NSFW pics. I have not now nor have I ever or ever will ask a friend to look at them, thats VERY rude on my part. don't get me wrong I like looking at these pics, but if you don't like them don't look seems very simple to me! the few people I give my phone # to want to text me bullshit so they don't look bad on Fubar thats just a bunch of Crap!!!!!!!!! so if you wanna believe all the Drama by all means get off my friends list and stop being a fan....a True friend or Fan would not put up with this.......I hope all my Friends and fans understand why this just pisses me off!!! for those that stay I Thank you....for those that go....FU

Life
Anyone that says life is easy is a fool. Life is full of surprises, twist and turns, ups and downs. The thing about it is you never know what is around the bend, what is in store for tommorrow. I have found that putting your total faith in GOD makes that unknown benign, makng you push on everyday without a care cause you know its gonna be alright. Just trust in GOD and live your life.

Miles Apart
I wish I could wipe your falling tears away, as you bravely smile through your pain... You see me suffer, then you break down and cry miles apart... In your dreams I softly kiss you, no one can see the pain, that we both feel inside miles apart... You whisper I love you and I whisper to the skies, I love you too When will this pain ever go away even though we are miles apart... To be by your side is a dream I can't deny But I will wish for it to come true. I miss you so badly my heart is breaking as we cry miles apart...

A Friend Like You
A Friend Like You Will Never Turn Me Away. A Friend Like You Will Be There For Me Everyday. A Friend Like You Will Hold Me When I Am Feeling Sad. A Friend Like You Will Rejoice For Me When I Am Feeling Glad. A Friend Like You Always Knows What To Say And How To Put It Gently, To Make The Pain Go Away.

What Is A Friend
A friend is someone who understands and someone you can trust. They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss. A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong. They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong. A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way. And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray. A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin. And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend. A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true. Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU

A Simple Act Of Kindness Can...
A simple act of kindness can change a person's whole day. What was once dark, dismal, and gray, you can make gay. It doesn't take much effort to impart something magnificent. I must tell you that a kind word has much force, far from insignificant. A simple act of kindness can be the difference between roads traveled, for instance, to a troubled person needing a lift out of sinking gravel. If you could save a life or a soul by giving a heartfelt greeting, I know you would. Or, stop to say: "Are you okay?" to a soul that was needing. A simple act of kindness can put color back into a grimacing face; Move someone from self-destruction and self-hate, So they can find redemption in God's loving grace. It need not be your life's work, but it can give worth to someone else's life: Turn away from strife to a place where hope is rife. A simple act of kindness can bridge the chasm between enemies; Put aside pride and ambition so children can grow with fonder memories. Our

Me!!!
I'm currently working towards a diploma in Business Admin, am Director of P/R for the student association, Univeristy College of The North, The Pas MB Canada, I might just be the university's no.1 Rule Breaker. I grew up locked up till I was 18, and just recently turned a new leaf. I grew up in the slumps in Winnipeg MB, I've made alot of friends that if anything were to happen to them I surely would be in jail the next day, cause i would ask questions 2nd. I dont give a fuck about jail, guess I'm just Stupid that way. I believe in Loyalty, Honor, Respect, Silence What goes around, is all around, and yeah you could never hide forever!!! SYL Red & White BiggMikeSinclair Winnipeg, Regina, Edmonton Canada

The Last Pedal
Perfect as a rose pedal Watch as it endures The blooms fight for their life As they are surrounded by knives For what they know best Is the blossom of their hearts They live in the moment they open Hopes to achieve, reside in their minds Pedals come and pedals go Stop to watch as they appear Appreciate the colors and smells Learn from them while they are here For they will disappear No more chances do they get They cannot be forgiven For they must open and if they don't It is the end Some will arise to the occasion They are beautiful in every way Every chance they get To send sweet aroma in the air To fill the days with colors so fair But the life is short Because they opened, they must fall The fall to death Conscious of the life they lived Are they successful or Do they suffer in agony as the last pedal falls

A Music Note
A single music note Small and simple Easy to place Hard to hold Brought to existence for a measly moment Exhaled into a intricate form How elegantly it dances through my thoughts Plays deep into my heart Taps into a web of emotions Mesmerizes me Captivates my body Leaves me spellbound And then weakens And dies young and beautiful In it's silent grave Living and dying a thousand times For my pleasure and whim Controlled by confident hands And expert visions Powerful Useful Eternal Meaningful A single music note'

Soul Gone
This soul is gone, no longer here. Not forgotten but soon to disappear, unless we remember, unless we recall. Memories of this soul that once touched our own. Remember to love your Friends, before there gone. Loves to my friends, and know how much i appricate you.

Hmmm
Nothing too new or exciting. I got my newest tattoo a few days after my birthday. It's a My Little Pony drawing that I've done. Happy that I have it. Rich's grandma is now in a retirement home, which is good. She got moved in there last week. At first she didn't like the idea of moving into one but now she's happy. She likes the idea of being around other folks, free food and other things. We just have to clean up and move a few more things around her old place, then Matt, JP and their brother in law can move in there. Rich's dad is coming down from Utah in a few days. He's going to help grandma with some things, move a few things out of grandma's place that's his, pick up some of his baseball and coin collections to see if he can get some help to gather money for his upcoming surgery. I've been doing my workouts at Curves 3 days a week. Although I didn't go today like I was suppose to because I had stuff I had to get done and was out with Grandma most of the day. I'll b

Fan My Balls
=== ' ♡Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy♡FAN Me Plz!☆It makes me Happy & its***FREE***' wrote the following at '2009-03-05 19:27:02'.. > > "thanx for the add reqeust ..i usually accept request of ppl who fan me..however i did accept your request bcuz i'm sure once u get this u will return the luv /respect and fan me back > ty"Click here to return the favor!Click here to see this gift on your profile.

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I would give all I have to have you with me, To see tomorrow with you, To touch and hold the one thing dear to me, I would climb the highest mountains, I would swim the widest oceans, Closed my eyes and be blinded by your love, Trusting in you to lead my way, I would give all I had for you, To love you and be loved in return, To adore you, and be adored in return, I would give my all to be with you, To make the memories of yesterday forever, To see me and you in the future. Come whatever, I would give all I have for you, Lay down my life for you, To sacrifice my soul for your pardon, I would give all I have for you, Be it to travel to the ends of the earth, To catch the falling stars out of the skies above, I would give all, To hear you say the words I so needed to hear, The word that would heal my broken heart, The words that means all the world to me, To hear you say "I love You", And look into your eyes knowing you meant it, For I would give all I have i

Ok Yah Lazy
So lazy that husband calls my phone from upstairs to ask if he can just make me some pasta dinner rather than go out like I asked him via text message. Because see walking up the stairs is hard. In a cranky ass mood don't know if I want to just go to bed or attempt conversation.

Give Me Your Word
Give me your word Our love will never die. Give me your word You feel the same as I. My heart will beat a lifetime, just for you That’s all it wants to do. Give me your lips And let your kiss remain. Give me your word I’m not in love in vain. Give me one hope to guide me One vow you’ll be beside me. Give me your word.

Butterfly
Your butterfly has truly emerged. Bright, beautiful, symmetrical. Blazing with colour. Pinks for our love. Deep reds for our hearts, Our passions, our lips. Yellows for our glow, our Light, Our Spirits, our beautiful Sun. Blues for our clear skies, Our peace, our calm, your eyes. Greens for our earth, our plants, Our nature that surrounds Our beautiful little bridge That you built. With hearts bonded and melted, With pure love and sexiness, With sheer poetry and excitement Come fly with me.

Tis A Boy™
So the ultrasound was today...looks like Dante™ jr will be a boy YAY ! it was a mess in the room, Lab Tech Me Wife Mother in Law Sister In Law Niece I was gonna charge 5 bucks @ the door but they said no. But alas I at least got my " Boy™ " YaY

In The Dark
So many words go unspoken, As we linger here in the dark. There is a thing or two I wish you to know, But all the words seem to slip away, As you tenderly wrap me in your embrace. Still I wish I could find a way to say, I never thought dreams could come true Yet you showed me that they do, When you came into my life. You set my soul free, With every kiss we share. That from the moment I saw your face, These feelings washed over me Like a tidal wave against the jagged shore. Tell me you feel the same. Tell me there is nowhere else you would rather be. Then here at this moment in each others arms. So many words go unspoken As we linger here in the dark. Trying to find a way to let the other know How wonderful life is here together silent in the dark.

I Just Got This Today...
okay well i just got this IM today, and i find it weird and its from a friend on my YIM list. L A: True freedom will come to those who have the patience to weather the trials and tribulations of everyday live without falling into their own self desires and pity. Do not forget those around you that care for you, for without them you would not have any armor with which to battle our common foe...desperation. and ever since i got it ive been feeling kindof creeped out over it.. for personal reasons that i can not explain. *shrugs and shivers* Your thoughts and comments are welcomed on this. would like to know what everyone thinks about this.

Channeled Thought
Channeled Thought The pain is lying to you There is no pain, just knowing There is no pain, just knowing This cannot be emphasized enough If intent is pure, what is created can do no wrong If wrong occurs, examine the intent If the intent is examined and nothing is revealed Someone is lying, someone is deceived Both may be the same someone or another This is the universal principle There is no pain, just knowing Right and wrong exist Neither of which create pain Neither of which encourage inactivity They are the principle of choice Pain is a wrong choice Inactivity is a wrong choice Observe the context and act Choosing inactivity or pain is wrong Examine the intent If nothing is revealed Someone is lying, someone is deceived Lying is a wrong choice When pain ‘seems’ examine the intent (the origin of action) Know who is the liar And who is the one deceived

Why I Think Im Going Crazy
Why I think im going crazy I was perfectly normal….about to go out and meet friends….evening time and feeling fine. Then suddenly my brain activity slowed down; I felt it slip away. I turned the lights off in my room and turned the music volume absurdly loud, locking myself into my room. I lay down on my bed, quietly observing myself do so (from where?). I lay with my eyes open for a while, feeling the vibrations of the bass seeping into the mattress below me – my senses turned acute. I got an image – a second dimension opened up as I let my eyes close (did they close?). I’m lying on the bed; the phone by my side. It is 45 minutes later and someone is calling me. Its nadya. I answer the phone after letting it ring three times (perhaps I could have let it ring forever). “Hello?” “Hi dawn!” “Who is this?” “This is nadya you fool!” “Nadya? I know you nadya.” “You know me?” “Yes. I know a lot about you. I was

Read This And Think Bout Life
WHITE " Pride” ( Note Michael Richards did not say this in court,but he should have. Bill O.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>) This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...... Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point............... Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points... Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist. You say that

Phonesex Slut Gets Poetic
I wrote you a poem, wanna hear??? It’s called: Fucking Under Covers Kraziness Why don’t you cum over to my place, I’ll show you a great time, you know. I’ll start by rubbing my tits all over your face, And be your sexy little ho. Let’s continue with some sexy erotic dance, Grasping the pole is certainly my thing. My plump round ass puts you into a trance, And we’ll have plenty of time for sensual massaging. No body knows what we’ll be doing next, How bout some sexy lips around your cock? Or perhaps some dirty, nasty anal sex? That’s a way that Kristin loves to fuck! We’ll finish off with a hot, sticky load of cum, Your sweet juice is what I love best of all. Next time maybe you’ll blow it on my bum, Now tell me, what do you want to do on our call? Kristin 1-888-858-5127 www.sinfullysexyphonesex.com/kristin.html www.teenbabesphonesex.com/kristin.html NEW SPECIAL: $33.75 for 15 Sexy Fucking Minutes

What The Hell
the california supreme court overturned prop 8. Which basically means that people like me voted for absolutely nothing. This is not democracy; this is moronic spoiled children wanting to get their way, and then they bitch and whine and holler when they don't get their way. I'm sick of it. Democracy means that the people can decide, the people passed prop 8, but that's not what other people want. Everyone is for "democracy" as long as they get what they want. If they don't get it then they freak out. I mean they already have that bastard in the white house fucking everything up. People wanted change, what they got is a socialist who's going to destroy our economy for political gain. And whenever he messes up he just blames bush. He's a coward and he has no idea what he's doing or what power he actually has. Well, I REFUSE to let this happen. I refuse to let communism take over our country. I can't do much but i can get my opinion out while it's still legal to do so. He claims he's i

Finally Me Again
Ive been doing a lot of reflecting on my past and who i was and who i am now. I didnt like a lot of the things i found at first but the deeper i went the more i found that im not as bad as i thought i was. I finally found myself again. Ive been pretty down and out the past couple years but i can finally be who i want to be. I feel a lot better about myself than i used to. Im finally the person who my family and friends will be able to be proud of. I have finally grown up and taken the time to face myself and the things that i feared about myself. All i want is to be a better person and friend to all of the people who helped me and saved me from all of the stupid things i used to do. No matter where i go or what happens i want them all to know that they will always be in my heart and in my mind as my heros.

Boy Asking Dad A Question (funny)
A boy asked his dad, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'? The man thought for a moment, then replied, "Go ask your mom,sister,and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned." So the boy went to his mom and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" She replied, 'Of course i would! We could really use that money to send you kids to college!' Then the boy went to his sister and asked her the same question. She replied, 'Oh my gosh, i LOVE Brad Pitt, i would sleep with him in a heartbeat!' Then the boy went to his brother and asked him the same question. 'Of course.' he replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks could buy?' The boy thought for a few days and then went back to his dad. 'Did you find out the difference, son?' The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and i are sitting on 3 million dollars. But realistically, we're living with 2 hookers and a queer

You May Be Right
Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and trashed me out again I was only having fun Wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change I've been stranded in the combat zone I walked through Bedford Stuy alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive But I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just might be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right Remember how I found you there Alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am 'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile Now think of all the years you tried to Find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then it's true That it's all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way

Just Moved To Prattville
i just moved to Prattville. if there are any hot guys out there please hit me up. i am so wanting to get laid. my boyfriend lives in Athens, Al which is like 4hours away so he cant give it to me as much as i want it. guys 25 and under can talk to me. i got a webcam if u want to know what i look like. you got to have cam and pictures too. i want to make sure i aint going to be hooking up with father time. i am young and i want a young guy too. any guy over 25 living around Prattville you can forget it. my boyfriend is 25 and only he knows how old i am, but he dont care. i am going to move in with him in a few months. until then i want to get laid really good. mmm i want a big one. please guys help me out.

Cold Is A Relative Thing.
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Upstate New York plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Upstate New York sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Upstate New Yor k drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York city landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Upstate New York have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Upstate New Yorkers close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Upstate New York let the dogs sleep indo

10 Things..........
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Im OCD....not like i *think* i am,but was told by a therapist that i am...and im okay with it,its not that bad and i think its very productive for me most of the time..... 2. I still have my baby blanket....... 3. I am the biggest dork,i love to read and i write in a journal,and i love to learn and have a shitload of random facts stored in my brain,and i have an IQ of 142. 4. I love photography and consider myself an amateur,but i think i have a knack for it. 5. I have think i have psychic moments,where ive had dreams come true and knew things in an instant with not having any reason to know it,and have grea

My New Poem
He came out of the darkness like a mist in the night Blazing like a devil prince with a pistol of dynamite As he roared closer and closer to me without end Right away I knew that he was no ordinary man Just a man who could burn me through and through With one touch and look, I would stay without a clue My heart sped up when he stopped and looked at me A man of mystery drawing me into a web of heat Not knowing if I was being a part of a charade Or starting something that would never go away Without a word, I went to him before he could leave Taking a chance on someone who held the key On that night I found a man who was perfect Who liked me for who I really was without fraud Through all this, I knew it was fate guiding my way Finding me a man to become my soul-mate without delay While we bond our hearts in such a way that is never-ending Because I need the love and passion from the man for me

Pegasus; Team Hera Pimpout
This is Team Hera of the Pegasus Project.... Please make sure to show each one some Fubar love and Team Hera Members please make sure to show one another some family love! Also, please don't forget to stop by our Pegasus Project Homepage, the link is at the bottom... PEGASUS PROJECT TEAM HERA MEMBERS TEAM LEADER ~Firerose~PegasusProjectTeam4Leader~RR Crew~Manager@"WOT~@ fubar ASST. TEAM LEADER †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Cpt 4 CLUB FAR~@ fubar ****************MEMBERS OF TEAM Team Hera***************** Tequila Rayne@ fubar Celticrose ~ The Pegasus Project ~No blank friend request accepted@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~Fu Angel~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~The Pegasus Project~*~@ fubar terbear2545***OWNED by Got Ink ***~The Pegasus Project~ RR CREW***LDC***@ fubar ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ

Shitty News
so although i dont really talk to many of my friends here on fubar i thought i might as well post this, as far as lifechanging shit i think this is pretty far up on the "fuck-o-meter". anyways, on feb. 21st i was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, yah i know shitty...i went into the emergancy room with a blood suger level of about 600...normal levels run around 75-120 in case you didnt know. so after 4 days in the hospital they let me out and basically start throwing diabetes educators at me, although they are all telling me different things...it seems like they all have different opinions on what i have to do to keep my diabetes in check...well, i guess thats it...i just thought some of the people i know might want to get the news and this was easier than telling all of those people individually.(dont be too critical on the spelling lol, im sort of tired...)

Fu Pharamcy.
I want a pharmacy option under the gifts section. I want it to include... Prozac: For all the whiny ass bitches. Life sucks. Love sucks. Get the fuck over it. Get over yourself while you are at it. Chances are everyone is sick of hearing you whine...You are NOT the only one with problems. We all have some. Its just we all don't feel the need to share them and cry and whine for bling... Viagra: For all the icky old men who no longer fuck their wives, and spend hours trolling for free boob shots, and accosting perfect strangers with random solicitations... Lunesta: For those who are up until 9 am on Fubar. This way maybe they can get to bed at a decent time, and become functioning members of society... Sympathy Pills: I need these. My tank is dry. Come back later. Penicillin: To treat the rampant virtual STD's being passed around...I don't give a fuck who your number one is. I don't care, that you care, that I don't care... Fukitol: To cure the incessant drama that

Brandicakez Is My Newest Owner
Hey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is Kitten . The second one is dj foxy The the third is Kerigirl4u and the fourth and the newest is BrandiCakez . Make sure you show them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance . ♥Kitten♥ ♠Dirty Deeds Radio♠ ♣Owned by Yakuza♣@ fubar ÐJ fÖ×¥ ~ ÖWñÈR Öf RÈLÈñ†LÈ§§ RÄÐÌÖ ~ ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ ÐJ †ÄZMÄñ ~@ fubar Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar =*BrandiCakez*=*Owned by Tiger*=*Head Greeter @ Misfits Hangout*=*RR Member*=@ fubar

If Tomarrow
"If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do, it seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you. I thought of all the years, days The good ones and the bad, I thought of all that we shared, And all the fun we h

This Space
Sometimes I feel myself lost in this space I lose faith in myself Giving up What I have always believe Throwing myself Into the madness of this space Sometimes I feel conquered by this space Unknowingly pulled into And lost the way Resisting this strong feeling Has make me weak I can't feel myself Its like every thing Is DONE This space Has silently steal away My sanity

I Own Teddy T Woohooo
YES YOU HEARD RIGHT CAROLVISION63 HAS A NEW SLAVE AND HERE HE IS TEDDY T. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO EVERYBODY WILL KNOW SHE HAS A SLAVE TO LOVE ON HER FOR A WHOLE MONTH STOP BY HER HOME AND CONGRADULATE HER WITH SOME 10S BUT 11S WILL BE BETTER. THANKS TO ALL WHO SHOW HER SOME LOVE (repost of original by 'TEDDY T. OWNER OF STORMWOMAN n OWNED BY CAROLVISION63 TAT2BUNNYLUV~N~ SWEET SERENITY' on '2009-03-05 18:23:21')

One More Goodbye
I thought you'd always be there, Always be there waiting. Everything we sacrificed, you threw away. Now I'm prepared to walk, Too tired, too numb to talk. Every step I take, can't hide the pain. What we had, it's over. I don't wanna see - I don't wanna speak, I don't wanna hear - Your lies. I don't understand and I don't even care, Cuz it's over. I send you. One more goodbye. (This is our last goodbye.) This is the last letter I write. One more goodbye. You can forget about it. You can just forget about What we had. As I lay here in this candle lit room, Reminiscing about those what could have beens And will never b's now. I am tattered, torn, and bruised - Alone, Heart broke, and used. But you'll never bury me with your shattered Dreams and your never afters. I don't wanna see - I don't wanna speak, I don't wanna hear - Your lies. I don't understand and I don't even care, Cuz it's over. I send you. One more goodbye. (This is our last goodbye.

280.8 Lbs - 1 Of 26 Done
Week 1 is done & I'm down a couple more pounds! Yeah! Just gotta keep up the good work!!! :0) I got a new link in my bracelet from my mom since I am down another 5 lbs....I'm at 37 lbs from April 2008. YEAH!!!!!! (Now I just gotta find the bracelet......:()

Norse God
You Scored as Tyr You are Tyr! You are the God of bravery, honor, justice and battle! You lost your hand to a wolf so that you could keep the world safe. You are a great fighter and are very strong. Tyr 70% Freyja 60% Odin 58% Thor 58% Loki 43% Baldr 20%

I've Done 115 Out Of 132 Stupid Things...
Level 1: (x) Smoked A Cigarette (x) Smoked A Cigar (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) Drank Alcohol SO FAR: 4 Level 2 (x) Are / Been In Love (x) Been Dumped (x) Shoplifted ( ) Been Fired (x) Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: 8 Level 4 (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped School ( ) Slept With A Co-worker (x) Seen Someone / Something Die SO FAR: 11 Level 5 (x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends (x) Been To Paris ( ) Been To Spain (x) Been On A Plane (x) Thrown Up From Drinking SO FAR: 15 Level 6 (x) Eaten Sushi (x) Been Snowboarding (x) Met Someone again because Of Facebook (x) Been in a Mosh Pit SO FAR: 19 Level 7 ( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship (x) Taken Pain Killers (x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (x) Made A Snow Angel SO FAR: 23 Level 8 (x) Had A Tea Party (x) Flown A Kite (x) Built A Sand Castle (x) Gone mudding (offroading)

Got Spoonerism?
I go to the fridge looking for some words to drink. Nothing there. I call my friends. "The pub! I'll bring the thesaurus." Agreed. A stubbie. Exchange a few similes. Another stubbie. Mix a few metaphors. Hey, my friends say, "your slurds are starting to whirr. You're under the affluence of incohol." "No way," I reply, "I'm jober as a sudge". My friends say I'm angling the queen's minglish. I foe a threw insults back. They call me a posspit. They say "you know, Mir and better fours don't mix!" What would nay though? I have a bew more fears. Febore I know it, the club is posing. I'd stunk my last drubbie. "Where's the posest club?" I ask. "New hose? Let's wind fun." We stralk along the wheat. A cur lease par barses pie. "Ello hoffy sir" I call out, ta rick you lately. "Looking for mubble trakers?" The cur lease par sterns and tops. A blan in moo gets out and talks ooh ward me. He holds out a rape tea corder. He says "talk into this please until I say stop

Me, A Faerie??
You Scored as Faerie Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie. Faerie 83% Dragon 67% Demon 50% Mermaid 42% WereWolf 33% Angel 17% You Scored as a : Faerie Faerie 83% Dragon 67% Demon 50% Mermaid 42% WereWolf 33% Angel 17%

Resources
You CAN Do it yourself! Avast! Antivirus This free anti-virus by AWIL Software is by far one of the best I've ever seen. Using Heuristic algorithms to detect virus "like" behavior - Avast is by far one of the best free scanners to date. AVG Free Another free anti-virus AVG by Grisoft has a long time in the field. AVG has been trusted by many, for a long time. I however am not a fan of this tool. AVG is lighter then avast and is good fro systems that lack power. Where Avast is a bit heavier and can slow certain low end machines. ZoneAlarm Personal Firewall If you have a router you dont need this. If you have a router but its in switching mode you probibly do need this. The easiest way to find this out is to take the folowing steps. Go to START > Run > and type "cmd" (without quotes). (( Vista Users do not have run, so just type "cmd" in the search box )). When The cmd.exe window opens type the folowing. Shell C:\Documents and Settings\user\> ipconfig /all this will

Where Did I Go Wrong?
I've been in your life since the day you were born,never leaving your side.I've held your hand through the rough parts of both our lives,shielding you from ugliness that was present in our lives,I protected you, care for u,loved you and did all that i believed was right by you.In return you turn you back on me,showing nothing but hate and decieve me from the real you.I love you with all my heart but as you fall from the skies above I must let you catch your balance for I can no more save you from your self.I have a heavy heart today as i bear bad news about my babysister.Im confused and torn I dont know what to do.I love her but am so lost as to what I can do to help her find the right path for her.

Pussy Pics
THE VOODOO PENIS A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The salesman there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except. . . the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what'? The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The salesman then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the salesman said 'Voodoo Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the

From The Heart
My heart aches because with the evolution of life the desires of life inhearently change. That change involves different people in your life and there are choices that have to be made. Does that person still fit within the picture that you have made? The perspective of a relationship changes. Love stuff is something I dont think that I am interrested in. I dont want to hurt him because his friendship means soo much to me. If we discontinued our marriage he would not be able to handle a friendship with me. I could, he could not. I NEEEEED so desperately a length of seperation... I need a vacation from my life... i need to dissapear from it all .. I just want to leave, to be taken away .. and to not care any more about what he thinks and just do what it is I need to do.. and then there are consequences and it sucks.. I dont like love .. I despise cupid.. and hormones..

Change For Better Or Worse You Tell Me
I'VE LEARNED THAT THINGS CHANGE, PEOPLE CHANGE, AND IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FORGET THE PAST OR TRY TO COVER IT UP; IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOU MOVED ON AND TREASURE THE MEMORIES. LETTING GO DOESN'T MEAN GIVING UP, MEANS ACCEPTING THAT SOMETHINGS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE this is so true but acceptin this is what is the hardest and movin on is so scary you get so set in a routine that to leave it for the unknown is inconcievable and terrifying i look for the silver linin in everything the beauty in everyone but there is one person i am struggling to find anything that i luv it makes me feel like a horrible person for not luvin them or wanting them anymore to all my fufriends out there for being real and wonderfull thank you for everything i need to escape this cruel world for awhile i need to find the beauty in it again my soul longeth for its other half for completion my heart aches to be luved for all and eternity by one who truly knows me and understands me i

I Will Survive
SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now-go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standin

Trying To Understand Some People
There are quite a lot of people on Fubar. Most which you find really nice, then there are those select few that you just sit and stare at the computer screen cuz you just can't figure out wth is there problem... Take for instance this one.. http://www.fubar.com/user/2656459 They have it as there status saying I Am So Tired Of Rating Fat/Ugly & Insecure People Personally I don't really care what I get rated or what is thrown at me, but I just can't fathom someone having that as there status. I say if you don't like the pictures or rating then why do it? lol It's as simple as just not getting on here if you really hate it that much. I'm probably going to get stuff thrown at me or griped at for this from some but oh well lol

Thats It Im Done
well its that time again i am sick of this shit and i think its time for me to leave i wont come back and nobody will stop me to stay this time cuz aint nobody real on here its a popularity contest and i am not down for kid games so say goodbye to me peace and i wont come back

No One Is Interested
I don't think any guy on fubar is interested in my services. I will have to remove my profile if I don't get any action here. Sorry I have just one interest being on this damd computer and thats getting guys in my bedroom. XOXOXOXO Maryann

Busted .... Pfft!
The corporate Net Nanny software tagged Fubar as a social networking site today and access was summarily blocked. Yeah, I know, this is really a point whoring site, not a social networking site, but I'm not going to debate this one with the front office. So ... no more daily comments, at least not for a few days until I can decide how to work this into my at-home fubar routine.

Weren't Meant To Be
I'VE LEARNED THAT THINGS CHANGE, PEOPLE CHANGE, AND IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FORGET THE PAST OR TRY TO COVER IT UP; IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOU MOVED ON AND TREASURE THE MEMORIES. LETTING GO DOESN'T MEAN GIVING UP, MEANS ACCEPTING THAT SOMETHINGS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE

Unloved
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be "normal" but I guess I will never know. I guess I seem normal to most, but it's all just a show. I have tried so hard to change who I am but I guess I just can't. I guess I am just meant to be this way. Because of you I can never trust anyone ever again. My life has made me the way I am. I can never be whole just broken. I can never be complete, and it's all because of you. Why did you make me this way? Why do you hate me so? Now no one wants me, I am broken like a doll and my soul ripped apart. I have been used by men, by people who said they were my friends. Treated like a dog all my life I hate who I am inside, but atleast I am better than you. The scars I have only remind me of the pain,because of you I can never feel love only pain. That's all I known in my life. I loved you so much.. Why mom? Why do you hate me? I deserve a better mom than you and you know I do. You have know idea what I have been through in

Nsfw
Almost all of us have had pics marked NSFW or had comments marked NSFW when they weren't. Most of it done by those who are jealous or pissed off about something. There has to be a way for Fubar Bouncers and Fubar Support to know who makes the NSFW reports, that are not valid and block them. It's about time trouble makers paid the price and not the innocent.

Add This Sexy Italian Princess
ADD THIS SEXY ITALIAN PRINCESS SHE ALWAYS SHOWS LOVE BACK SO STOP BY HER PAGE SHOW HER LOVE AND TELL HER I SENT YOU. Italian Princess* Fu wife to Dark Defender* Dangerous Curves* ^M!K3Y^@ fubar

My Younger Brother Vs David Jordan7
Thu, 3/5/09, Matthew Kestner: Why couldn't they have ALWAYS been serious? No answer. (David said: the times are a whole lot more serious NOW.) Thu, 3/5/09, Matthew Kestner: Does that include surviving nuclear radiation? Cannibalism? Increase in crime and pollution of plants? How does the New Testament help with the upcoming Iranian War? How are the preparations for those going? No answer. (David said: we have been preparing for the upcoming Iranian War.) Thu, 3/5/09, Matthew Kestner: Question, why did you quote family like that? did you just randomly enslave random people just so they can hear you're sermonizing? No answer. (David said: then later being hit in the side when going to get gas for the 'family' vechicle.) Thu, 3/5/09, Matthew Kestner: What do you mean 'shows signs of gripping too tight'? you didn't want to let go of that steering wheel OR you miss that bullwhip? No answers. (David said: his time THANK THE LORD, saved by HIS GRACE fo

Do What Ever She Wants No Guy To Guy.
My name is Joe 26 years old single. I live in Cheektowaga New York. Looking for a girl for fun I am open for any thing she wants to do no matter what she wants to do, no guy to guy. I will do what she wants me to do with her, anything to make her happy. I am looking for friendship and maybe more if she wants to. Open to doing her sexually needs.

Peaces Of The Fallen
Peaces of the fallen I thought my life was finally starting to begin, When in the background it was only starting to fall apart. I thought for once i was finally starting to be happy, When the only happiness i had was in someone elses hands. My world is shattered and now my heart lay in peaces, My compassion has fled away and my will is no longer with me. I have given up my heart, my happiness, Now I'm left to live in the dark. ~Peaces of the fallen~ 3-4-09 By: Wingsy

Puttter1 Is A Prick
eric you are just pissed of and bitter that i won and you lost real mature man keeping her passwords from her big man you are i swear if you want it to be over then let it be over.i mean you never had time for her anyway. text her her passwords and do not change them right after you do she is not going to give you what she owes you but if you like i can tell everyone on here what you think she owes you (your choice)so like i said text her her passwords when you read this

Let Me Know Who You Really Are...
Ok folks i got something i learned today how to really find out someones persons personality without asking personal questions..take this test called the cube for me.. and find out what really are like in person.. Invision yourself in a white room and you find a cube in this room 1. What size is this cube what does it look like? 2 you find a ladder in this room aswell what size is this ladder.. 3. You find flowers in this room where are your flowers placed and what kind of flowers are they.. 4.You find a Horse in this room how does this make you feel? 5. Its rainning outside of your white room what kind of rain are you hearing..ex.. storming tornado misty blah blah you know what i mean.. answer these questions in my comment box and ill tell you what it all means and what kinda person you really are..

Cartoon Character I Am?
I'm Jerry Mischevious and cute - you're the most popular rodent on television despite what the folks at Walt Disney might say. Independent, witty and opportunistic, you use your sharp senses to your advantage. Sadistic in the best possible way, you truly know how to hand out justice to those who really deserve it.

Love At First Sight
the question has been asked all throughout history. and here we are once again to ask that same age old question. does it it exist???? and does it really happen?? i mean we hear tales of people who meet a few day later end up married and live happily ever after .. but i beleive there is more to it than meets the eye. so lets look at this realisticly and try to find the answere together .. so does it exist, and can it really happen to just anybody???????

Muffinman's Auto/cherrybomb Auction
Do you need an Auto 11 OR a Cherrybomb? Well, here's your chance to win it! Muffinman is holding an auction! Come place a bid on an Auto 11! Click on the bling icon to make a bid. Auction will run until March 7 at 5:53pm Fu-Time. Proceeds from the sale of this bling will go to his SPOTLIGHT fund. Please feel free to make donations to him. The winner will be contacted by Muffinman following the close of the auction. Upon the receipt of the fubucks, he will Bling you on the next Happy Hour. ****************************** Auction is sponsored by: muffinman OWNER of THE HIDE AWAY ******************************

Understanding Dualities...
"Life is the coexistence of all opposite values. Joy and sorrow, pleasure and pain, up and down, hot and cold, here and there, light and darkness, birth and death. All experience is by contrast, and one would be meaningless without the other." -- Deepak Chopra Life is full of dualities, opposites. Despite their apparent opposition, each extreme in a duality is necessary to fully actualize the other. Each depends on the existence of the other. For example, we cannot know honesty if we don’t know deception. The key is to not resist or suppress the negative. We need to acknowledge its existence, though we may choose not to express it. When we embrace wholeness, we move to a higher perspective. "The light which man has discovered within himself makes him more aware of the dark; through the good which attracts him, he sees the evil which is the line of least resistance; the activity leading to pain simultaneously permits him to visualize the contrasting pleasure, and thus he

Back On The Chain Gang!
Hey! Good news! Ok and some bad... As most of you know from following my twitter I have basically been homeless since about a week ago when my electricity was turned off due to my landlord not paying on it for MONTHS. I had no clue this was going on and the only reason I found out there was an issue with my housing situation was due to me complaining to my landlord about my heat being broken. At that time she alerted me that the place was being foreclosed upon. However I found the place for sale by searching my address on the internet: http://www.loopnet.com/property/15943696/809-SE-Riverside-Dr/ I don't feel weird about releasing my address at this point as I no longer stay there and I am staying with Steve while looking for a new place. The search in finding a new place is going well... shittily because I was evicted from my last place before the one listed above. Also I have a ton of loans that have defaulted from my college days. I owe more than 30,000 in college lo

Be Careful For Scams And Con Artist.
Okay so I know I posted a status up last night saying I got a new job right? Well to set things straight no I didn't have a job. Turns out it was just free volunteer training after the second interview when I arrive there at ten-o'-clock this morning. Okay so here's what happened I went by this place call Advance Associates Inc. a Kirby vaccum cleaner distributor. I applied for a postion where I didn't want to go door to door but intead book appointments by phone for the salesmen to arrive at customers houses. They told me both in the interview and in orientation that we'd (the applicants) would be paid $475-$500 weekly and even with zero sales on a single unit. Sounds too good to be true doesn't it? Yeah well guess what its a false advertisment. After talking to a friend who formally sold Kirbys I was told that there was no such thing as that he was guaranteed being paid on one week then straight commission after that. The higher ranked employees during training were very unprofession

What A Tard : Wellendowed1 Wants To See Them Private Pics And What Ya Workin Wit, Don't Be Skerrrrrrrd I Won
THiS TARD LEFT ME A COMMENT oN MY DEFAULT... SAYiNG : EVER HAD A BLACK ONE? READ THE SHOUT!!! LMFAO ->Wellendowe...: lol ... never had a white one! lmfao Wellendowe...: who me? ->Wellendowe...: wuz up with ur pix??? they r small as hell! and what exactly r u looking for! pussy??? well... good luck! lol Wellendowe...: naw, easy pussy aint good pussy at all ->Wellendowe...: looks like u get none at all! ahhahhahaaa Wellendowe...: looks like that to you but your wrong ->Wellendowe...: well..i figured that of ur caption under ur tiny azz pix Wellendowe...: you never had any black dick b4 , if you did you would not want n e thing else Wellendowe...: pics dont do very much for the internet honey ->Wellendowe...: i never had a white dikk b4! lol ... Wellendowe...: stop fucking with that plastic and rubber ->Wellendowe...: well ... if ur dikk is as tiny like ur pix... nevermind lmfao Wellendowe...: if you saw my dick you would drop to your knees an

3/5/09 - Another Update
My gram still isn't doing so good. She's hooked up to a bunch of different things and she's so out of it . Plz pray for her and that she starts to recover and can come home soon. We all miss her and don't want to lose her yet. I hope to post a good update on here soon. I need hugs and cuddling & to just be held tight. Kitty

Not A Unique Story
A life altering event happened to me recently. While I am staying strong, coping, and facing life, essential I am crushed, and on the verge of death. As my title implies, this story is not unique in any way. It's your typical story of boy meets girl, they fall in love, girl leaves boy. Anyways, I will just start from the beginning.As most of you know, I was married, had 2 wonderful children, then divorced in the most horrible way. In fact, ALL of my actual relationships ended in the most horrible ways. What most of you don't know is, while I may be wild and rowdy, and do lots of things to many different women, what I want most is to settle down, and have your normal 2.5 kids white picket fence house with a dog. Yet the women I always seem to end up with are the wild crazy, party your ass off whores. So between that, growing up fat with a face full of zits, not having a father in my life, and having a mad woman for a mother, I have made some really bad choices. Also with that, I have gr

My First Blog On My Birthday
Not mush to really say. But thank you to all my friends and Fubudd's for the Bday wishes. And the growing fun i'm having on Fu. Have met alot of great people on here and hope to meet alot more. So feeel free to stop in a drop my a line. Or bling or blast. LOL. But I you do stop in at least Rate me and Date me and say HI BIL. Thank you and have a great day.

The Moods Of A Woman
An angel of thruth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegat, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love like mad.

''endless Dark''
Softly the light shines in through The gates of grace on me and you Deceiving our restless hearts A flickering flame so serene Devours the night so we could see The fear we hold on to so strong But i know where i belong Away from your gods That heal all wounds and light this endless dark Lonely the light shines on you Through the gates of fire entombed Feeding on your love Weak is the blaze that kept me away From cruelty and tenderness embraced Saving my soul no more And i know where i belong Away from your gods That heal all wounds and light this endless dark That shine on you and tame your burning heart That bury my truth right into your arms That worship the tomb of our forlorn love

''the Funeral Of Hearts''
Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun Shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon Painting you With it's glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who's deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question why Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a p

Twenty Dollars
TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state, her husband readily Agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to Afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find Her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer Was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and Therefore, they Were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than thirty Years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she Showed him cer

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I picked up my youngest from school today and on the way home we saw all sorts of fire trucks and ambulances blocking the main street that runs through our little town of 1800 people. Nate said, "oh the school told us about this. Some soldier is coming through town." I kind of wondered if there was a troop coming through or....I really didn't know what. We stopped at the head of our road, parked and got out. We could hear the motorcycles at least 5 minutes before we saw them. A police car with it's lights flashing was first and then a wave of at least 30 Harleys with flags flying came around the curve. I started to feel a certain amount of dread. I knew at that point that it wasn't a troop coming home, it wasn't a troop on the way to war. It was a soldier coming home to rest. Before a few minutes had past, we saw a limousine followed by several others and white hearse. After the hearse was miles of cars and trucks with flags and stickers and signs. The rest of the Honor

Auto/cherry Bomb Drawing
ST PATRICKS DAY BLING DRAWING All it takes is a little rating…..running through St. Patrick’s Day…………hurry...don't miss out.. Rate 100 pics of DVLS ANGL DVLS ANGL@ fubar or IRISHCHARMS IRISHCHARMS@ fubar to receive 1 entry……That’s right you can earn a total of 12 entries per week PRIZES: 1 – Auto 11 or Cherry Bomb 1 – 20 pt bling 2 – 10 pt bling 4 – 5 pt bling 5 – 3pt bling 10 – 1 pt bling Private Message Dvls Angl with the number of rates for your entry.......this is the only way entry can be verified

Get Paid To Do Nothing And It Is Totally Free :) !!
Hello Something incredible has arrived! I just became a shareholder in me2everyone and I never had to pay a single penny for the shares! It can only be described as the gold-rush for 2009. This company is going to be huge and shares will soar in value over the coming months! You can register for free and it never has to cost you a single penny! me2everyone is going to be a cool new virtual world where you can meet friends, chat, shop, play, watch videos, create an art gallery, open a virtual newspaper, play the free inworld lottery and make money from your own online store! You and everyone you know make the decisions, shape the world, create real incomes and share in the profits. It’s a new place where you meet new people or invite your friends. Learn new skills or expand your business. Find the love of your life or help the planet. Membership is free and every member automatically becomes a shareholder in me2everyone Limited. Personally I have 1000 shares in the venture I

Help
I met this (man) in march of 2007. He totd me he had beed separeated since May of 06'.I like a dumpass I believed him, We started dating for awhile just for him to come tell me they were trying to work things out. So I butt out , I told him I would be there for him if he needed me. Well, she went to GA for IDK what and called him from a bed of another guy. So he called me, Of course I came. Then she came back down they started to try again. He was taking to me on the computer because they were fighting. She ended up putting him in jail. I was there for him. She hauled ass to GA. Ans this was after she tried to run me over because she knew I was pregnent with his child. Which i lost. He moved in with me after getting out of jail and there was no contact for like 6 months then she has her sister call everyone they know to try and find him. So in new years eve he was on the phone with here for god knows how long. Needless to say evertime se came down he had to sleep with her. But tellin

.lost.
Walking around looking for a way But no one tells me which way to go I'm caught up in a world Elaborath a maze Where yes men could easily be known I ask them no questions They give me no answers Following the wise But they're walking in pampers Give me a cigarette Smoking my cancer Drink the pain away But I still have no answers I'm lost on a road Don't know which way to go I'm losing my mind Losing control of the wheel And I'm swerving On and off the road I'm lost on a road But survival is a must Don't know who I can trust I'm livin in a rush I don't understand the fuss My brain is bout to bust I think I'm losin it I might be losin it I just might lose Am I losin my mind? And I'm so confused I don't know what to do And I need a clue before I run out of time Am I losin it? Am I losin it? I think I'm losin I'm losin my mind Am I losin it? Am I losin it? I think I'm losin I'm losin my mind I I I I'm a need counseling I lost my mind and stil

Im Not Yours
i hear your lies. i heard your empty promises. give me a break. i wont be your puppet anymore. i wont be your scapegoat. no more listening. no more believing. just save me the lies. i wont hear it anymore. no more reasons for me to take all of this. im staying away from you. its not my fault. its not my problem. just save me the violin music. because i wont be your puppet. i wont be your scapegoat. so tell someone else your lies. tell them your stories. its not my problem. its not my fault. so get away from me. im not the cause of this. i will stay away so you know. please do the same. everyday this is how i feel. never will be you and me. it will always be you. go find another puppet.

The Pointwhore Experiment
ok ... so, i want to try an experiment at some point in the next year... and trust me, it'll take a freakin year to save all this crap up even if i end up with friends that do actually want to spend money on pixels for me. i want to know how many points i can get in one day by being a complete pointwhore... so necessary ingredients for pointwhoreishness: i needs (just one of each) for this experiment - auto 11's a cherrybomb a happy hour a blast (3 days should do it) a ticker so that's what, like 200 something bucks... which i won't have nor would i spend on myself if i did - hence why it's a long term goal lol now, the plan: schedule the happy hour. run the blast advertising the happy hour and autos run ticker day before happy hour run autos on day of happy hour spend entire happy hour bombing people ... so if i actually fill my freakin thing with pictures... how many points do you think i could make in one day? donations are accepted - but don't expec

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I went to the ER last night at 3 in the morning, due to shortness of breath and intense upper right chest pain (not the heart side). I had paced around for a good hour and half hoping the pain would go away before I pounded on my brother and sister-in-law's door, asking them to take me to the ER. My sister-in-law of course is dressed and ready in 5 minutes with the vehicle running (warming up). Takes me 15 minutes just to get dressed due to the pain and lack of breath. We get to the ER, sign in, wait 5 min before I am seen. (The place is empty so I got right in). They ask how many packs I smoke a day? I reply, "1 1/2 to 2." And how much alcohol a day do you drink? "9-12 beers on an average day." They say my oxygen is low, so they shove these O2 tubes up my nose, and now I'm getting a little worried. They also said my blood pressure was really high, which I figured is from the alcohol. (As I don't really weigh all that much at 155-160). Later, I get 2 lung X-Rays to which the do

Who Said Im Kinky?
Stole this from Katie bwahahahah Twenty Questions on Kink (Well, some are related, so not really 20, but stfu) 1. Let's start fairly basic. Have you ever fantasised about complete loss of control during sex, IE, objectification or total power exchange? absolutely 2. If you were a slippery fucker in the last question and didn't specify which, which one? And have you actually done it? I can very dominant in the bedroom, i have no shame in telling a man what i like and how i like it BUT i can also be very submissive and get completely turned on when a man takes control 3. "Dirty fucking bastard" / "Filthy little fucking whore". Do you fantasise about talking REALLY filthy during sex? I dont fantasize about it...i DO it! im very verbal 4. Ever actually do it? (Insert amusing story here if you have one.) I love to tease a man until he yells for my dirty filthy whore ass to please him and demands to know who's pussy is this...etc.. 5. Ever been to hospital as

Hey There Big,big,big News From Dj Ghost
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Another Poem!! Yay!
Forever at a crossroad in the mind, Each road add more than four. When the spark ignites, your contimplation will invert to blow you away. The mourning of a special love passed. Passed and on the other side. Whilst the otherside is in reality caught. To quick to pass it off with a lazy word like "insanity". a wasteland like children after a bomb Impossible to catch the rage against the obvious of wrong. It's always gone to far when the first shot is fired. To turn theses lines into colours and for me across a glorius ceiling. i wrench apart their terror, for them to caress me with their beauty. Simple,beautiful,heartbreaking. Even when the flame flickers, NEVER let it fade.

Yay!!!!!!
Hayden Maie is finally HOME!!! She turned 1 month old today! She is doing good. Wiggle worm at that! Just had to express my excitement!!!! To all of you that let me vent about my frustration of her being in the hospital so long, thank you tons. I am so very happy that my niece is home *hugs*

My Opinion With Facts And Pic!
My younger brother Matthew A. Kestner is brilliant he has a great aspect on things when I was young about the age of 7 or 8 I saw my younger brother age 5 or 6 at the time grabbing dictionaries from our library in the back of the house where I was surprised when I needed one for school he had it in his room reading an would mark it. If you want to know about who David Jordan is in terms of what he says to Matt just email Matthew at: quietsilentfree@yahoo.com quietsilentfree@hotmail.com he will respond to any questions you have. In my opinion the guy isn't that great he dropped out of College to be a Missionary. I know I shouldn't judge but the facts I have read on their conversation proves that he isn't to smart on the area's that were mentioned in the conversation.

Kinky Sex Survey
Twenty Questions on Kink (Well, some are related, so not really 20, but stfu) 1. Let's start fairly basic. Have you ever fantasised about complete loss of control during sex, IE, objectification or total power exchange? Yes 2. If you were a slippery fucker in the last question and didn't specify which, which one? And have you actually done it? I'm submissive and yes I've actually done it in real life 3. "Dirty fucking bastard" / "Filthy little fucking whore". Dyou fantasise about talking REALLY filthy during sex? fuck yes 4. Ever actually do it? (Insert amusing story here if you have one.) I prefer to be called the names then do the name calling. 5. Ever been to hospital as a direct result of sex? STDs don't count. I don't wanna know 'bout your herpes. Nope. 6. More than once? Nope. 7. Regardless of your gender, when someone is going down on you, dyou just sit back and enjoy it or attempt to shove their face so far into your crotch that they're

I Am Finally Home
HEY EVERYONE... I WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I AM FINALLY HOME.. THANK YOU ALL FOR UR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS... I MISSED THE HECK OUT OF YOU ALL... SORRY IF I HAD ANYONE SCARED.. LAST NIGHT WAS A LONG NIGHT FOR ME I DIDNT SLEEP WELL... WELL.. THEY LET ME GO HOME TODAY EVEN THO MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS STILL A LITTLE LOW ,BUT NOT LOW ENOUGH FOR THEM TO WORRY ABOUT.. I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TAKIN IT EVERY SO OFTEN NO BIG DEAL. I HAD TO GET THE WOUND VAC PUT BACK ON MY KNEE THIS MORNING BUT HOPEFULLY IT WILL NOW HEAL ALL GOOD... I AM A LITTLE SROE ,BUT I AM HERE AND I WILL BE OK... THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL UR SUPPORT... ASH

Sex Survey, Created On Demand. Hells Yeah.
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My Dragon Saphyra
Last weekend I went in to feed my pet dragons and I found my female dragon Saphyra dead. It breaks my heart to see one of my favorite animals die. I have no idea what happened. I don't know yet if I am going to buy another one or not. In the memory of Saphyra R.I.P.

Williams Reportedly In Intensive Care
AOL posted: 5 HOURS 10 MINUTES AGOcomments: 314PrintShareText SizeAAA NEW YORK (March 4) - Having suddenly canceled several comedy performances on his 'Weapons of Self-Destruction' tour on Wednesday, a new report claims that Robin Williams is in the intensive care unit of a Florida hospital for treatment of heart problems. The Los Angeles Times' Insider blog is reporting that Williams is in the ICU, while the Miami Herald was the first to report that Williams was seeking treatment for heart issues at a Miami hospital. Skip over this content Celebrity Medical News Clayton Chase, WireImage23 photos Robin Williams was reportedly in the intensive care unit of a Miami hospital March 5 being treated for heart problems. The comedian-actor canceled a handful of performances after suffering from shortness of breath. (Note: Please disable your pop-up blocker) Williams initially complained of shortness of breath, which led to his hospitalization. The comedian said in a press releas

My Mother!
She was sent home from the hospital a few days ago do to Pneumonia, it was in her lfet lung now it's in her right one as well they had to call 911 because she was talking off the wall shit, pissed the bed, come to find out her sugar was @ 30 very/very low she was damn near in a diabete coma right now she's in the ICU, have not heard anymore on whats going on however the last thing I did hear from my sister was they had done an EKG an her heart was fluttering, I will try an keep everyone posted on whats going on with me & my mother. It just seems as if this whole family has been hit with a VOODOO curse, if it's not one thing it's another but anyways please pray for us both... Thank you all so much for everything & being there to support me in my time of need!!! Love always from your friend Jaime!