A married couple is working in the back yard one Sunday.
She's working her flower beds, and he's cleaning the grill.
While scrubbing the grill, he looks over at her ass, then back at the grill, then back at her ass.
Finally he says, "Hey hon, ya' know your ass is as big as this grill."
Naturally, her feelings were hurt, but to her credit, she said nothing, just kept working.
Later that night as they lay in bed, he began to feel "Frisky".
So he moves closer to her.
She moves away.
He moves closer again.
Again she moves away.
Finally, he asks, "Whats wrong with you?"
She responded, "Surely you don't think I'm going to fire up this grill for one little weenie do you?"
