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What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel67%Faerie50%Mermaid33%WereWolf17%Dragon8%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Why Santa Is A Man
Why Santa is a Man! 1. Santa lives at the North Pole. Anyone who has ever dated/married/ been in the same room with a woman knows that unless the air temperature is high enough to cook a small turkey, she will complain about it being too cold. So, there is NO way she would choose the North Pole as her base of operations. The Bahamas would be more to her taste. 2. Santa is fat and jolly. I dare ANYONE to describe ANY woman as "fat and jolly" to her face and expect to survive! If Santa were a woman, and you referred to her as this, you wouldn't find coal in your stocking, you'd find a pipe-bomb ! 3. Santa at the mall. Now, I know that others have used the "Mall" example as proof that Santa is a woman. However, you see both men and women at the mall. And let me ask you this...What does Santa DO at the mall??? HE SITS DOWN!!! Do you ever see women sitting down at the mall??? Noooo! Women are running around trying to find a dust ruffle that matches the

Christmas Costume
Please vote for me in the Christmas costume.... ratings count as 1 vote and EACH comment you leave counts for a vote as well..... I would love to have a skin made for me!! Please show me the love and feel free to leave as many comments as you wish!! Merry Christmas!!

My Reality.. (it's A Few Months Old But It's Still True For The Most Part)
My Eyes only (that was my original title for this document.. I think it still fits.) Life is painful and humanity is a joke. I want to die more than anything. Everything I was ever taught is a lie and I can't fucking deal with it. I don't believe in christianity, I swear, I curse gods name for fuck sake... I am nothing that my family wants me to be but I used to pretend so as not to hurt them. Now I won't hide it if they ask me.. but I'm not running out to tell them.. If one of you finds this I'm sorry... The point is everybody creates an image of me that isn't even close to reality. They all think "he's a good kid and he'd never do anything wrong." But I think about doing terrible things all the time. I have considered murdering many people and made plans to do so in my head. Every time I went to do it I stopped myself because I didn't want to hurt my family. Sometimes I feel like I'm just gonna snap on a person.. so I'll hit inanimate objects so that I don't.. I thi

Mammograms
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

Anxiety
This describes exactly how my anxiety feels Artist: Black Eyed Peas Lyrics Song: Anxiety Lyrics I feel like I wanna smack somebody Turn around and bitch slap somebody But I ain't goin' out bro (no, no, no) I ain't givin' into it (no, no, no) Anxieties bash my mind in Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden But I ain't fallin' down bro (no, no, no) I won't lose control bro (no, no, no) Shackle and chained My soul feels stained I can't explain got an ich on my brain Lately my whole aim is to maintain And regain control of my mainframe My bloods boiling its beatin' out propaine My train of thoughts more like a runaway train I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane In the rain and I'm might just hydroplaine I don't fear none of my enemies And I don't fear bullets from Uzi's I've been dealing with something thats worse than these That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry Paranoias brought me to my knees Lor

A Girl Who...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... who you can talk to you about anything... who laughs at you

It Just Had To Happen
My life is shattered... Well! My life is shattered. I was officially turned down to be the next "yellow" Wiggle today. There is no other person that is more qualified for that job! (OK…I have no theatrical training, but how hard is it to sing goofy songs, dance, and smile like an idiot.) The certified letter arrived this morning. I was so excited! I thought I was a shoe in. I opened the letter and this is what it said: Dear Mr. "X", After reviewing your application and viewing your audition video to replace the "yellow" Wiggle, we have determined that you suck. Actually, you suck really badly. Not only do you suck beyond all suckiness, you're funny looking too. We have never viewed an audition video as bad as yours. What the hell is wrong with you? The dance moves you performed with a cat were most disturbing. Salsa dancing with a cat is wrong and you should be imprisoned for it. Not only are we turning you down for the position on The Wiggles, we have ta

Do I Need One
1. Where will you be when it turns 2007? prob right here 2. How did you get the idea for your CT name? i have a thing for the classics 3. Do you believe in karma? to a degree 4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? nope what the hell happened to 5 6. Do you own an iPod? can't say i do 7. What was the first thing you thought this morning? wonder what a certain someone is doing 8. What do you do for a living? i make electric guitars 9. What will you do tonight? um prob the same as i do everynight 10. What's your favorite memory from last weekend? a special someone calling me to see if she can call me 11. What are the last two digits of your phone number? 53 i think, i don't call mself 12. What was the last thing you ate? grilled cheese sandwich 13. What was last thing you drank? water 14. What was the last movie you watched? superman returns 15. What/Who do you dislike at the moment? my sis and the car she sold me 16. What food do you crave right now? woul

Truth..
The Truth If I told you the truth would you believe? If it was there in your face would you see? The truth is blatant but we can't face it. You say Hello and mean: Get the hell away! We see people everyday instead of saying what we mean we smile and walk away. If people have to look a certain way to fit in then why are we all so different. The truth be told we hate others because of some weakness in ourselves. If someone is thinner than us we say: they must be anerexic... If someone is fat we say things like: Lose some weight fatty or hey do some sit-ups!!! If someone wears black or is black everybody assumes they are going to steal something. If someone is Arabic or looks it they are assumed to be a terrorist. If someone is white they are automatically assumed to be racist... My point is that the truth is out there in plain sight for us to see. We just choose to ignore that we are all humans and that's all... We are filthy, arrogant, greedy creatures that will do anyt

Myself
Sitting in the room with my fingers freezing I shove them under my knees to keep them warm I grin from ear to ear on my face sing to ol’ country songs and dance along to the melody People think that I am the kid who is happy all the time But really I am the kid who pretends to be happy all the time My brown hair tipped into a magnificent style My face gleaming in joy Shaking my hands waving at your face My tall leaning body elegant What you see is not me It is only what looks like me Really the drama plays over and over again in my mind screaming at me to bring my fingers to this keyboard and type Maybe you think that us children are selfish thought That is just the few on this planet Don’t I see the poor world for it’s truth? Don’t I see the mother for her efforts or do you just look at me and think every other kid Look into my hazel eyes And try to tell me I do not see the world as it’s unique You Will Fail

I Dont Think Ive Done This One....
1. What is your best friend's grandma's name? beats the piss outta me....phyllis? 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? *scratches head* i dont think i have mole...i have freckles...but i dont think i have a mole 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Ms. Thannysaurus...yes, that was her name...5th grade...she totally had my back when everyone picked on me and even toldthe girls, "you jsut wait and see" thats right you stupid hookers...she was HOT too. 5. What body part do you wash first? left armpit 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? i hover period (rocketpack) 7. What's the strangest talent you have? i can talk and talk and talk...and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and somehow all these meaningless, deadend little stories all link up togther somehow....poeple get irritated with me 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie 9. What's your favorite flavored pringle? no pringles 10. Have you ever been tied up?

10 Things That Ruin A Relationship
10 Things that Ruin Relationships 1. Secrets — You fear the consequences of telling your partner something you are ashamed about, and therefore cut off lines of communication. 2. Egotism — Thinking of yourself before thinking of your partner or the relationship diminishes the importance of your partner. 3. Pettiness — Blowing the little things up into big things when there is probably something else that is going on results in avoidance of the real issue. 4. Power — Always needing to be in control and trying to control your partner does not allow your partner his or her own indepedence. 5. Priorities — Doing everything else in your life before putting effort into the relationship tells your partner that his or her needs don't equal yours. 6. Selfishness — Using the relationship to feel good rather than just trying to be a good person in your relationship. 7. Excuses — Not accepting your responsibility for your mistakes and owning up to them shows a lack of maturity. 8

Ammunition For The Babe In Texas
"IT'S A GUY THING" "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned.. but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIN

My Poem To My Baby
I love my baby so very much My only wish is to kiss and touch But since i live so far away Ill have to wait for a better day When I see her beautiful face I feel nothing but love, bliss, and a since of grace She is my light when in the dark She cheers me up and fills my heart When we met we were blind To what was with held in our minds We both had problems in our life In which we are now trying to rewrite You helped me and I helped you And within that our love grew We talked all nite and into the day Carrying on in playful ways We met for a reason this is true Cause you love me and I love you Our hearts were broken but now are whole For we are eachothers baby's heart's and soul's

First Chapter Almost Done.
My first chapter has nearly come to an end. I shall put up my sneak preview for you all very very very soon. I have decided I'd name the first chapter in the honor of the person who helped me out. So it's called Beautiful Nightmare lol. I promise you all very soon it'll be up.

Home Dpot Scam Beware
A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,

A Little History
Tattoo History... The following is a brief excerpt from Tattoo History: A Source Book, by Stephen G. Gilbert now available in print. A WHIRLWIND TOUR OF TATTOO HISTORY. An anthology of historical writings on tattooing. Each selection is accompanied by an introduction which provides background information and comment. The selections were written by historians, adventurers, explorers, anthropologists, criminologists, psychoanalysts and journalists,and include accounts of tattooing in the Ancient World, Polynesia, Japan,the pre-Columbian Americas, 19th century Europe and the US. Also included are interviews with contemporary tattoo artists and historians such as Ed Hardy, Lyle Tuttle, Tricia Allen and Kazuo Oguri. Tattoo History Source Book will be of interest to everyone with a serious case of tattoo mania. The following selection is from Memoirs of a Tattooist by George Burchett. [London: Oldbourne, 1958.] Copyright 1958 by George Burchett. Quoted here by kind permission

Corseting
Corsetry - Shaping the waist --> --> --> --> --> #EndEditable --> --> --> The shaping of the waist, through belting, corseting, girdling or hiding its natural curve, has long held universal interest. What is considered an acceptable shape for the torso is intimately tied up with cultural aesthetics, discipline and social status. Tight-lacing is defined as the conscious and visible process of artificial constriction of the waist. The act of tight lacing is as important as the end result. The binding and loosening of belts and corsets often have the ritual significance of the release or suppression of sexuality associated with them. The state of being tightly corseted is felt by some to be a form of erotic tension which demands erotic release. Both men and women are taking up the discipline of tight-lacing. The process may take up to six months to reach one's goal size, as it requires constant wearing of the corset and the gradual rearrangement of internal organs

Shadows Of Fear
peering into your eyes i see the darkness inside in the shadows is a key fear is the keeper the one fight left my eyes are open for you hopefully it will give you the light in which you need for your path my soul is open to you it awaits your arrival to stay not just a day but to remain eternal

Foot Binding
Footbinding --> --> Photo © Golden Dragon Museum, Bendigo Chinese folklore attributes the origins of footbinding to a fox who tried to conceal its paws while assuming the human guise of the Shang Empress. Another version suggests that the Empress had a club foot and insisted that all women bind their feet so that hers became the model for beauty in the court. Footbinding began in China during the Song dynasty (10th century) and continued until the end of the Qing dynasty. The practice was formally prohibited in China in 1911 but continued in isolated regions well into the 1930s. In 1998, the last factory to manufacture shoes for women with bound feet (in Harbin, China) ended production. Mothers bound the feet of their daughters at around 5 years of age and gradually decreased the size of the child's foot over a period of months. The feet were called lotus of gold if they were 3 inches (about 7.5 centimetres) long, silver if they were 4 inches (about 10 centimetres) long o

Just Another Day
Storm Storm from the X-Men on a bad day.Tags: | Edit Tags Friday December 15, 2006 - 03:23pm (EST) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments breathalize blond breathalizer testTags: | Edit Tags Friday December 15, 2006 - 03:20pm (EST) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments just nice quote just nice quoteTags: | Edit Tags Friday December 15, 2006 - 03:18pm (EST) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments just another day. another week i am sent home early for lack of work to do. Another week with less then 40 hrs. Another week that I am single. it seems to all suck. I really do think the world and universe hate me. Can i take a sit down?? I am not asking much just a job in my carreer field, 40 hrs a week, and someone to love and cuddle with on weekens & at nite. I not even that picky on the one to love. Just seems that life and the universe have it out for me and dont ever want me to get ahead or just even. Well i am almost

Guess I Should Have Known
I GUESS YOU JUST DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS I CANNOT THINK YOU KNOW AND JUST DON’T CARE DESTINY PROVIDES ONE’S JUST DESERTS BY TURNING OUT ONE JUST AS WOULD BE FAIR JUST AS A CHILD LEARNS TO IT DELIGHT THAT LYING SETS ONE FABULOUSLY FREE SO YOU SAY, “LOVE” TO GET THE RAPTURE RIGHT GETTING SO THE MOST YOU CAN FROM ME AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU TIRE OF YOUR PLEASURE AS THOSE WHO SEEK PLEASURE OFTEN DO AND SACRIFICE BY FAR THE GREATER TREASURE UPON THE ALTAR WHERE YOU WORSHIP YOU JUSTICE WOULD DEMAND YOU BE THE FOOL BUT YOU ARE FAR MORE IGORANT THAN CRUEL

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum/orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? please e-mail responses to jaxxx469@yahoo.com, as i am having trouble with the e-mail on fubar.or,leave me a comment ,or both.

Can't Stop Thinking About You
I sit here and make myself miserable, I listen to songs that make me think of you, and all I want to do is curl up under a blanket with you and hide away from the world. I feel pathetic. I have come too deep in this and I am scared to hell. I feel these things for you that I have only begun to feel, things that make my heart leap and roll and ride this wonderful rollercoaster. I love you much more than I could have ever thought was possible. And that also scares the hell out of me. I don't think I have even realized the tip of how you feel about me, and I don't think I ever will. Maybe one day I will see it, and maybe it will surprise me. I always think down upon everything good in my life, I never see myself being lucky enough to have anyone feel about me the way I feel about them. I always see myself giving you the world and never getting an ounce of feeling from you. Or anyone for that matter. I am not what you expect, I am me, and I am all I can give. And I love you.

Dear Nikki
fill in the blanks bout me. Dear __nikki__, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)

Desire
hunger is the greatest feeling. it makes you want something so bad it reaches down into your soul. it sets passion a blaze within you and you know nothing will stop you from having what you desire. hunger fills my life with passion and that is something i never want to live without. what are you hungry for?

More From Theunloved’s Somewhat Twisted Mind.
I Luv Her madly! With a passion nothing can quench. Only Her touch can come near calming my burning desire. I want to learn from Her, as I want Her to learn from Me. When our bodies intertwine in passionate sex, My will is for Her to explode with satisfaction. I wish She could only realize. She has lit a flame. That burns deep, waiting for Her to share in My Burning passionate desires.

O.k......
WHY IN THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE STUCK ON MICKY-FUCKIN-DEEZ????? I HATE THAT DUMBASS, FAKE BURGER SHIT!!! YUCK! WELL, EVERYONE FROM MY OFFICE IS GOING THERE, NOT ME! I'M GONNA HAVE THE LUNCHROOM LADY! (she's yummy)hahahaha! THAT'S ALL.

Life
Well ladies, I hate to say it, but, I have a gf again now. Me and my ex are giving it one more try, no guarentee's, but, will see what happens. So if you dont see me on here as much as I usually am, thats the reason why. I will try to stop in from time to time but probably wont be on here much. We will see how "round" two goes in the relationship :)

Kiddie Porn.
Recently a cousin of mine was arrested in the army for his gun going off and hit a fellow soilder. Yesterday I found out that was just a cover story for something far worst. He was arrested for having kiddie porn on his computer. I don't know the age of the girls in the pics but I'm rather dicgusted right now. He said he learned it from his father. I can't get this off my mind. I'm a father of a little girl and if anything ever happened to her I'd kill him. The worst part of all of this is he's been trying to get his wife pregnant!

Feeling Aroused
As I lay on my cozy bed, shivers began to travel through my body sending me wild thoughts of that special night we shared together....His breath on my skin, his tongue on my breasts, his hands on my body...I could recall his scent still trapped in the deepest part of my soul. I love him I said to myself. His touch makes my body quiver with excitement, as I remembered his lips on my lips I began touching myself...My nipples were soft and tender and then began to harden and feel the excitement that my heart was feeling, my heart started racing and with every breath that I took, my love palace began to get moist and wet, my clit ached for his touch and his tongue pressing against my burning desire. I touched myself and began feeling his hands on my burning flesh, I could hear him whispering his magical thoughts in my ears, his desire for my body, the hunger for my juice, the excitement of penetrating my tight canal. As my thoughts placed himself inside of me, my throbbing clit bega

Just Woke Up In The Worst Way
I been feeling very very bad today, cant move, my colds coming back..never really got rid of it. anyways i suddenly woke up a few mins ago like someone had punched me in the face...dunno why, there was no large sound or anything and found mom on the floor in the living room. She tries to walk around when she shouldnt and wont let us know. She fell on her chest and face inches from the fireplace. Luckily it didnt rip her feeding tube out her stomach or jam the trakia in her throat farther back or anything. Since she cant talk anymore this weekend or later today im gonna buy a whisle and put it on a necklace so any time she gets up, she'll have to wear that, so at least we'll know when she falls.

Welcome To Writing On The Wall
This is a good place to write the kind of things you sometimes see writen on bathroom walls. For example, if you want to recommend a hot cherry who has naughty pics that aren't private, this is a good place to post that. As well as the kind of jokes you wouldnt tell your momma. Enjoy the blog!

Redneck Valentine (just As Good For Christmas!)
This could do is equally as well for Christmas! Redneck Valentine Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants

[holiday] Frank The Bunny.
Has anyone ever seen Donnie Darko? Well, I kinda wish -I- had a Frank.[Frank for those who don't know.]Well I decided to make holiday Frank cookies.It's okay that you're jealous. I would be too because those holiday Franks were peanut butter and delicious.. The Precious had to help me a little but I did all the decorating.

Sotd - Baby, Come On
by +44 She's a pretty girl She's always falling down And I think I just fell in love with her But she won't ever remember, remember And I can always find her At the bottom of a plastic cup Drowning in drunk sincerity A sad and lonely girl Quit crying your eyes out Quit crying your eyes out, and baby come on Isn't there something familiar about me? The past is only the future with the lights on Quit crying your eyes out, baby And she said, "I think we're running out of alcohol Tonight I hate this fucking town And all my best friends will be the death of me But they won't ever remember, remember So please take me far away Before I melt into the ground And all my words get used against me" You sad and lonely girl Quit crying your eyes out Quit crying your eyes out, and baby come on Isn't there something familiar about me? The past is only the future with the lights on Quit crying your eyes out, baby Quit crying your eyes out Quit crying your eyes

Cool New Feature
In case you haven't noticed I'm a fan of the blast feature. I like to have my face popping up randomly on everyone's page all the time!! I'm sure you all remember the other day when I had the blues because I really wanted a birthday blast and wasn't going to be able to have one. I had lots of offers but there was just no way for it to work. Well BabyJ did it there is now a feature to buy someone a Blast!! That is super freaking cool :) Can you tell I get excited easily? Now I just have to figure out how to get BabyJ to partner with Teleflora so someone can send me flowers for my birthday! Then life will be perfect. Have a great day cherries and SMILE!! ~update I just realized that seemed a little selfish and bratty I'm just a little bouncy today life is perfect without material objects...I'm a little disgusted that I wrote that

Hello Everyone!!
I was asked to post this so here goes, all is fair! If you answer, post on my , I will answer yours, its only fair! BE HONEST!!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] Beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] nice looking [] cute [] Stunning [] ugly! Do you think i'm still a virgin [] yes [] no [] dont know! I look like.. [] a player [] Whore [] freind type [] one time thing [] next gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck buddy [] Girl friend [] Wife [] fri

Like Whoa
Fill this out in YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as "My Autobiography" Prologue 1. Where did you take your default pic? in the bathroom it seems from a long, long time ago 2. What exactly are you wearing right now? black queers hoodie (hood up), levis' 569, black chuck taylors, grey tshirt, one white sock, one white sock with green stripes, grey boxer briefs 3. What is your current problem? i miss someone and im going to go eat by myself 4. What makes you most happy? laughing my ass off and talking for hours about nuthin with someone that can do the same, but somehow you still have a halfway decent conversation and not all filler shite 5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? rolling stones- some girls 6. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? nope...although i pretend they did cause i makes it easier 7.Do you ever watch MTV? no. not anytime lately at all 8.What's something that really annoys you? shit drivers. and girls (but

The Vibrator! :-)
THE VIBRATOR AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LI

Vote For Me Please
I am in my first contest, please show me lots of love and vote for me in the Sexiest Older Man contest. Please click to vote for me and leave comments http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&albumid=137375&i=1174833143

For The One I Love....
Everytime I think of you It always turns out good Everytime I`ve held you I thought you understood People say a love like ours Will sure pass But I know a love like ours Will last and last And baby I was wrong Not knowing how our love should go But then I wasn`t wrong In knowing how our love would grow And everytime I think of you Everytime Everytime I think of you Every single time It always turns out good Seasons come and seasons go But our love will never die Let me hold you darling So you won`t cry Cause people say that our love affair Will never last But we know a love like ours Will never pass And baby I was wrong Not knowing how our love should go But then I wasn`t wrong In knowing how our love would grow And everytime I think of you Everytime Everytime I think of you Every single time It always turns out good People say a love like ours Will surely pass But I know a love like ours Will last and last And baby I was wrong Not knowing ho

Breast Cancer Drop Tied To Hormones
SAN ANTONIO, TX - The millions of women who quit taking menopause hormones after a big federal study found that the pills raised the risk of breast cancer now have more reason to be glad they stopped. A new analysis reveals that U.S. breast cancer rates plunged more than 7 percent in 2003 and strongly suggests that the reason is less hormone use. "It's a big deal ... amazing, really," said one of the researchers, Dr. Rowan Chlebowski of Harbor-UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles. "It's better than a cure" because these are cases that never occurred, he said. About 14,000 fewer women were diagnosed with the disease than had been expected, researchers reported Thursday at the San Antonio Breast Cancer Symposium. Cancers take years to form, so going off hormones would not instantly prevent new tumors. But tumors that had been developing might stop growing, shrink or disappear, so they were no longer detected by mammograms, doctors theorized. Cases dropped most among women 50

Two Horses
> > Two horses > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> >Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. > >> >> >From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you > >> >> >stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite > >> >> >amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he > >> >> >is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has > >> >> >made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. > >> >> > > >> >> >If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. > >> >> >Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it > >> >> >comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter > >> >> >is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so > >> >> >he can follow her. > >> >> > > >> >> >As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is > >> >> >always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and > >> >> >t

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*specail Story. Do You Believe In Fate?~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*
(in case you didnt see my mum about this) one night my sister was coming home from work, it was about 2 am and she took a way home that she normally wouldnt take. when she was driving down the road she notice next to the huge alligator infested lake next to it there was a 2 year old little girl. no shirt, no shoes, no parents, and right near the edge of the water (infested with alligators) at 2am. My sister drove up to the little girl and managed to coax her to the car and then called 911. the parents didnt report the child missing until 8 pm that night! they said that they thought a relative had picked thier child u(now wouldnt anyone 'really' coming to pick your kid up have to notify you?)the parents are now awaiting charges and thier child is with her grandmother. people tell my sister that (being it was a way home she never took before and just happened to see the girl at 2am) something told her to go there, she was meant to save that little girl.okay, now for the question do

Wo Hoo I Am Under 10 Finally!!
I got my lab results from the drs lab and they told me my white cells were normal and that my HCG has dropped to 9....can you believe it 9....I am finally under 10. The Dr still wants me in for the ultrasound on Monday morning though to make sure there is nothing wrong that has made my numbers drag along so slowly. I am so happy to finally know that I am getting better and that we are just this much closer to getting pregnant again

On Distant Shores We Walk
On Distant Shores We Walk We stroll on different shores, but watch the same sun set and rise. We walk different streets, but breathe the same air. We sleep on different times, but wake up to the same day. We live separate lives, but share the same dreams. We take different paths, but have the same goals. We speak a different language, but say the same words. We suffer from different pain, but enjoy the same pleasures. We cry for different reasons, but share the same laughter. Oh how I long to stroll the same shores and still watch the same sun set and rise. To walk the same streets, holding hands, sharing a breath. To fall asleep, waking up next to you every day. To live a life with you, having all our dreams come true. To take the same path and reach our goals together. To speak your language and tell you how much I love you To take away your pain, with a gentle touch. To kiss away your tears and laugh the nigh

Christmas Picture Contest Update
Updated list: Looks like people are unable to vote unless on my friends list, so in order to vote I guess you need to be on my friends list. Tell EVERYONE to add me... I will try to keep up and accept asap. I want all of you to get as many votes as possible. Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, Decembe

Vacation Is Over
Well til sunday then it's back to work...I had a great time hanging with my good friend..posted some pics not all of em bc there are too many stalkers out there...I guess thats what ya get when your a rockstar lol. It was annoying going out to places with people hounding him but all in all it was a great time! We had a delay for 3 hours but thank god it ended up being only a 1 1/2 delay bc of the fog in Phila..it was sad to see all the flights cancelled and the people sleeping on the floors. We felt bad bc we were pissed that ours was delayed but after seeing all the people who's were cancelled that sucked. I wish it could have lasted but all good things wait GREAT things have to come to an end...so sad. Hahahaha

Top 10 Reason To Become A Top Cherry
10. You are bored and could not find anything more meaningless to do. 9. You love to have insecure and sligthly retarded girls bitch about your points and fake pictures 24x7. 8. You think that you look like a super hot and sexy cherry in your red ballon dress and want to share it with the world. 7. You want to scare the shit out of people with the ugly pictures of the real you when people discover that you are not at all Madonna. 6. You wanted to test your little webcrawler & cheater hack and bumped up your dead grandmother as "SoSuperHotXOXOX" to the top list. 5. You got your pay check and thought babyjesus might need the cash better, so you bought a 10 years of cherry blasts. 4. You thought Cherry Bucks meant real dollars and ordered a luxury cruise for your whole family. 3. You really got 3960 friends and they all think you are wounderful. 2. Your celebrity carrier have come to an end and the only options that are left, besides rotten eggs, is a place at the

Supporting Our Military
I've been doing alot of thinking lately about all the people showing support for our Armed Forces. I am Glad to see them get the support They so richly DESERVE.But I would like to say that we Need to Support and Respect Our Military,Both the Veterans and Active Duty,even After the war ends.They get little notice in peace time but they are making sacrifices daily for this country,even then.Their Families make sacrifices by allowing that Service Member do his or her job.So even after the battles are over,They Deserve EVERY bit of Respect&Support We can give them.THEY HAVE EARNED IT!!!! If You agree Please Repost this.

Hey All Sexy Ladies
TheRH@ CherryTAP Hey there all my sexy lady friends. I was wondering how many of you would be interested in participating the Sexiest Nerd Contest. If you are interested let me know. DolphinSinger@ CherryTAP A friend of mine wants to hold new contest and if she can get enough requests she will hold the contest. Also if you have not checked out my Sexy Lady galleries please drop by rate, and comment on all pics. Thanks RH

Sorry Everyone.
Hey everyone sorry I haven't been around lately been busy spending my last few days with all my friends around me. Getting drunk and what not. Anyway sorry I haven't been around to chat lately. If you wanna talk just shout box me or message me and what have you. Anyway sorry everyone for not being around.

Him
the old friend is someone i lived up the street from for awhile during high school...i moved after my grandfather passed away....i was still in the same town just in another part of it.....this guy was 18 when i was 15.....he wanted to be with me but was afraid of my parents and he and i both were with someone....well after i moved away he got married to this girl and now they are divorced....he recently go back in touch with me through a dating site.....he finally admitted that he wanted me all that time ago and he knew i wanted him.....well last night he called me to go out and go somewhere to talk....so we went to where i work and had dinner....we talked for a few hours.....talked about the past and what we had been doing and work and things of that nature....well when we walked to our cars we talked for a little bit...it was cold and after a few minutes he pulled me to him to hold me....i put my head on his shoulder and he held me tightly....then he kissed me something ive been wai

Contest
i entered a stupid contest and i am getting killed! will yall please come vote for me! I vote for u guys when u ask me too! and thank u for those that have already voted! heres the link! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=83437&albumid=145773&i=1312661635 thank you, stacy

Size The Wolves Pls Me And Soiyo
--> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> -->- *** WOLF LAYOUT BY LAURA *** ---> Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics !!Save The Wolves Please and Thank you!!

Court Says Fbi Can Use Your Cell Phone To Spy
4. Court Says FBI Can Use Your Cell Phone To Spy... On You ---------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.ktre.com/Global/story.asp?S=5777429&nav=2FH5 12/06/06 Court Says FBI Can Use Your Cell Phone To Spy... On You by Vic Walter and Krista Kjellman, ABC News Cell phone users, beware. The FBI can listen to everything you say, even when the cell phone is turned off. A recent court ruling in a case against the Genovese crime family revealed that the FBI has the ability from a remote location to activate a cell phone and turn its microphone into a listening device that transmits to an FBI listening post, a method known as a "roving bug." Experts say the only way to defeat it is to remove the cell phone battery. "The FBI can access cell phones and modify them remotely without ever having to physically handle them," James Atkinson, a counterintelligence security consultant, told ABC News. "Any recently manufactured cell phone

I Would Hate To Break Up With This Chick
LILY ALLEN LYRICS "Not Big" Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time, What d'you want some kind of reaction? Well, OK, that's fine, Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come? In the year and a half that we spent together, Yeah, I never really had much fun. All those times that I said I was sober, Well I'm afraid I lied, I'd be lying next to you, you next to me, All the while I was high as a kite. I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently, Yeah, you really must think you're great, Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks, When I work my way through your mates. [Chorus:] I never wanted it to end up this way, You've only got yourself to blame, I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now And that you're small in the game. I saw you thought this was gonna be easy, Well, you're out of luck. Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up, You know

4 Someone...iam Sorry
Sorry for everything Ive did and said...Iam sorry you dont care anymore and its my fault.Iam sorry that I have screwed up once again and prolly cant fix things this time and I wish I could but iam not gonna try because I know it wont work.....I hate te feeling that I have because you no longer care anymore or want anything to do with me...All I can do is say sorry and hope that u read this and that it will be enough but deep dpwn I know its not and I wish i could change that but I cant but ull never know how sorry i truly am. Love, Mandy

The Typical Employee These Days
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. "How come," the supervisor inquired, "you didn't say an! ything w hen you were overpaid?" Unperturbed, the employee replied, "Well, I can overlook one mistake but not two in a row!"

How Kinky Am I??????
You scored as Whips. Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.Whips50%Chains/Handcuffs50%Bondage50%Blind Folds17%Biting0%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Cherryblast
Took a break from getting the NakedTwister Tournie set up to say Some Cherries are too awesome! Lil Miss Dreamer..aka...Hoochi..aka..Carla...aka..."stretch girl" for Christmas hooked me up with a CherryBlast! I would have never bought one myself, and she went ahead and got me one. Luckily, I am laying down, because all the blood is rushing to my other head making me feel somewhat woozy! Anyway, thank you for the Christmas gift Carla, muahz!

Today's Angel Message
Today's Angel Message ================== Angelic Message If you pause a while and listen, you will hear the angels sing and will see the new snow glisten with its crystals white and clean. And you'll feel the joyful promise of a new world bathed in white and will know each doubting Thomas is enfolded in the Light. For again Christ love has bonded with this season's paradigm, and the heavens have responded to the yearning of mankind. As the season brings its magic, the angelic host, through song, will erase the grim and tragic with a message from the throng, Bringing promise of reunion with forgotten calm and bliss, and again we'll find our union with the Source of all that is. (from Secrets Explored, Book Two Copyright 2006, Jean Warner) Loreena McKennitt - SnowMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

A Grandfather And His Whore
A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway. "In my day," grumbled Gramps, "we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes." "But grandpa," replied the grandson, "that IS a whore's shoe."

New Rumsfeld Memo
New Rumsfeld Memo Urges Firing Rumsfeld Calls Axing Self Key to Iraq Strategy In a newly leaked memo written my forr Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld just hours before he resigned from his position, Mr. Rumsfeld proposes firing himself as the cornerstone of a new strategy for the war in Iraq. The memo offers fascinating insight into the thought process of the embattled Mr. Rumsfeld, who suggests that victory in Iraq would only be possible if he were canned first. “We must demonstrate to the American people that we are serious about winning the war in Iraq,” Mr. Rumsfeld writes in the memo. “And one surefire way to do that would be by firing my ass.” Mr. Rumsfeld goes on to say that his dismissal would result in “jubilation” among Democrats and Republicans alike, “not to mention Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds.” The memo offers other intriguing suggestions for shifting the strategy in Iraq, including a proposal to leak a different memo penned by Mr. Rumsfeld every day fo

You Are What You Think
YOU ARE WHAT YOU THINK Your inner thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor, loved or unloved, happy or unhappy, attractive or unattractive, powerful or weak. What you impress upon your mind, you'll inevitably become. It's a psychological law that whatever you desire to accomplish you must first impress upon your subconscious mind. Relentless, repetitive self talk will change your self image. You'll affect your subconscious mind with verbal repetition. Constant repetition carries conviction. When you change your values you'll change your behavior. Start thinking of yourself as becoming the person you want to be. Self suggestion will make you the master of yourself. You can become whatever you want to be. If you believe you can, you can. ©2006 by Max Steingart Reproduce freely but maintain © notice

In One Moment
IN ONE MOMENT In One moment Everything can change In one moment Nothing will be the same In One moment Your heart could break And in one moment What a difference it’ll make You can feel one way And go on with it for a while But the next thing you know something new will make you smile I tricked myself into forgetting about you And after some time, it left me blue But now the skies have cleared and the sun is shining bright And the rays it casts can stop their fight In One moment Everything can change In one moment Nothing will be the same In One moment Your heart could break And in one moment What a difference it’ll make So now here we are And everything’s good Our sorrows are long lost And things will finally be as they should I never thought we’d make it here All hope was gone But something inside me was still alive something inside me kept holding on In One moment Everything can change In one moment No

I Know A Place
I KNOW A PLACE I know a place… Where we can go Where souls can touch And no one need know It’s pleasant and affectionate Yet teasingly cool An anonymous delight For love’s favorite fool A haven of the promiscuous Where there is no need to be shy And clothing is optional And lust will never die Where Handcuffs, silk sheets and satin lips reside And people know what they are used for A place for naughty whispers Where your conscience is checked at the door This place where sex is casual And kisses mean more A place of a heart’s devious design Where lovers are kings and queens Where you’ll willingly give into desire Because it’s just as easy as it seems You’ll become a romance junkie Intoxicated by love’s alcohol Taking shots of cupid’s tonic And that’s not nearly all Even angels are voyeurs here When hands discover themselves between thighs And demons reflect upon true love As they hear our pleasure filled sighs So ke

Golden Wings
GOLDEN WINGS Sleep precious, close your eyes let your heart be as light as the feather flies Put down your burden and rest your head be as content as the Flower Spring I read Drift peacefully into a blessed void to a place where all is perfect and none destroyed For in dreams we find escape a world our own to mold and shape To dance, to play, to sing songs sweet to fill the yearning and be complete Where rules and laws do not apply let Golden Wings adorn you and question not why Know that the cares of the morrow are not meant for the nights borrow So ease your heart and sleep wake with smiles, please do not weep Place your sorrows in my perfect hands know dear one, someone understands I pray all good things without number finds you safely in joyous slumber.

A Children's Book You Will Never See
(Moved this from stash, where lack of formatting made it impossible to read, sorry if you tried.) The following are responses to a Washington Post contest requesting a title for "A Children's Book You Will Never See." This is from a few years ago, but my wife and I still say, "Hey, let's go ride our bikes!" at least once a week. The name in parentheses after each title is author of the entry, not the book. "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia) "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring) "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg) "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington) "Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park) "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington) "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer ... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac) "All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)

Pressure
Tell me where our time went And if it was time well spent Just don't let me fall asleep Feeling empty again Cause I fear I might break And I fear I can't take it Tonight I'll lie awake feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Now that I'm losing hope And there's nothing else to show For all of the days that we spent Carried away from home Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go I'm sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Without you Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go Some things I'll never know And I had to let them go I'm sitting all alone feeling empty I can feel the pressure It's getting closer now We're better off without you Feel

Lovers Code
LOVERS CODE There goes the very breath of me like untangling a mystery To put it all in heated rhyme What would be our first time The visions are cloudy, not quite clear you pull me in, I draw you near A tender kiss, shy and seeking opening your eyes, you catch me peeking For though the light is low and dim a sight you are for me to skim But lips are far more inviting hearts pound, so very exciting The ignition of passion and desire flare within and tauntingly inspire soft caresses and more kisses tender yielding all in sweet surrender Unhurried hands probe and explore every gasp a request for more Each moan a striving goad spoken fluently in lovers code Encompassed in a fevered embrace journeying to that sweetest place Where minds and bodies mesh entwined two souls become one and joyously bind Soft pale flesh against smooth taut skin a knowing smile returning a devilish grin The push within, a craving fulfilled pure satis

Are You A Vic??
In honor of my new VIC status I'm going to do something new and hold a contest :) Aren't you all sooooooo EXCITED!!!! I'm going to have a CherryTap VIC contest for men and women. The contest will run for a week beginning Sunday morning Dec. 17th until Dec. 24th. It will be based on comments and rates together. Your friends can comment as many times as they'd like. Contestants may not comment themselves. If you are interested in joining please let me know as soon as possible I will take as many entries as are interested. CLARIFICATION!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A VIC TO BE IN THIS CONTEST!!

Unknown Love
UNKNOWN LOVE!!! If you could see into my heart And through my very soul, You'd find a world of emptiness Of pain I can't control. This anguish only you can mend You'll pacify my fears; My unknown love, my hope, my wish, Please, won't you dry my tears? I love you, though we've never met I'm not sure when we will; An expectation gone unfulfilled Can make a person ill. I dream of you both night and day, I long to see your face; For where your features ought to be - A question mark's in its place. Thoughts of you can bring me joy, But equally great pain; While a thought may pass by fleetingly, The loneliness remains. I want a partner to stand by me As both our lives we share; I want to know that I am loved, I need to feel secure. I'll share your joys and triumphs, Rejoice when you are glad; And I want to be the shoulder That you lean on when you're sad. I want to know you through and through, I want you to know me;

Meh.
Look at me, I'm #33. Pffft. I want to go buy stuff. I think I will go out and be a consumer to make myself feel better. I realize this is an unhealthy method of dealing with my negative feelings, but it's better than turning to drugs or anorexia, right? Again, I say Pffft.

Oh Jeez
Well tonight is the office xmas party at Hearts football club in Edinburgh, its a 70's theme night, I was panicking on what to wear and suddenly realised that most of my clothes were 70's hahahahah anyway they are having a sit down meal which I am bypassing as I hate being sat down when out and about, so will go later on I will have to polish me boots, so will get suitably trolleyed later on

Happy Bday To Me
Ya so today I turn the big 2 3 hehe its been all good so far. I cant wait to see what else happens the rest of the day. Feel free to leave me some bday luvvins and if your really risque my email addy is Drbradley00@yahoo.com if you want to leave me some presents ;) haha Later

What Disney Princess Are You?
What Disney Princess are you? BelleYou see past the bad things in people. You also don't settle for someone who is below your standards. You care about your education and you love your family. It takes a lot to win your heart, but once someone does they can count on you to be loyal. Take this test

Sweet Justice For The Broken
A BUM STOOD AT THE QUICK CHECK RIGHT IN FRONT OF WASHINGTON AND LITTLE. HE WAS BEGGING FOR MONEY. HE LOOKED PRETTY PATHETIC,DRESSED IN RANCID, OILY CLOTHES. HE SMELLED LIKE CIGERETTES AND URINE. "CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?" HE WOULD ASK. PEOPLE WOULD SHAKE THEIR HEADS OR WALK WAY AROUND HIM. HE WAS GETTING NOWHERE. TWO HOURS WENT BY, NO MONEY, NOT A CENT. "PLEASE, A DIME!" CRIED THE BUM. A MIDDLE AGED MAN WALKED BY HIM, HEARD HIS PLEA AND LAID UPON HIM A MINT NEW DIME FROM HIS PANTS POCKETS. "THANK YOU, SIR! THANK YOU!" SHOUTED THE BUM. A DIME IN HAND, THE BUM LIMPED OVER TO A PHONE BOOTH AND CALLED IN THE AIR STRIKE.

What Muscle Car Are You..
What kind of muscle car are you? 1967 Shelby GT 500You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

A Few Thoughts
Hmmmmmm has open mail relay just been shut down? The reason i ask is because the amount of spam that i was getting has dropped significantly in the last couple of days. That can only be good news. On another note, when are people going to start using the intelligence they was born with and come up with good screen names? I mean how many times can you use sexy or hot or whatever the current erotic word that is in fashion. I mean come on people, there is a whole language out there and simple look through a dictionary will provide some good names. Ok I am seeing a lot of long dong, big whatever your name is screen names and if you think the majority of the women do visit a profile because you chose that screen name then either i have misjudged the women on this site or you are plain stupid! I know mine is not brilliant, but i have had this screen name since i started using bulletin boards, and thats some years ago. No matter what service i use on the net, i always use a variant of m

What In The Hell!...
what in the hell is all i got to say... i was robbed on this one!!!!! You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to rememb

Crazyness
today has been a long day so far i finally got chase to take a nap gezzz it took me forever i thought i was about to go crazy my eyes burn i'm running around my house cleaning washing clothes and was chasing a baby around everywhere i can't wait to leave this afternoon

Riley Is Sick :(
Riley has bronchiolitis... which is listed below. and basically its one step away from RSV! And we have to watch her fever which is down now but has been up to 103 degrees.! We have to watch her breathing.. since she might have to do breathing treatments...and we hope that we avoid the hospital at all costs. she has to stay away from others and kids. for atleast a week!!!!!! and people need to wash their hands b4 touching her. uugh.. so anyhow i will keep you updated on her.. just pray that the RSV stays away.and that riley gets better soon. ---**********--------**********---------*********- Bronchiolitis is a common illness of the respiratory tract caused by a respiratory infection that affects the tiny airways, called the bronchioles, that lead to the lungs. As these airways become inflamed, they swell and fill with mucus, making it difficult for a child to breathe. The illness affects infants and young children most often because their small airways can become

A Little Pampering
Have you ever thought about how stress affects you? The body's way of dealing with stressful situations is to produce chemicals which help you react more quickly, efficiently, and with additional strength. Normally, when a stressful situation is over, the body stops producing these chemicals, and you can relax. But most of us have ongoing stress in our lives, this causes chemicals build up in your body for a long enough time that they cause pain. Everday life is stressful. You probably can name a whole lot of ways you feel stressed, from being stuck in traffice, working under a deadline, to being late for an appointment. As you know only too well, stress can continue all day long sometimes days at a time. Hopefully, you've found healthy ways to reduce your stress, like watching TV, listening to music, spending quaility time with family and friends, meditating, doing exercise...and of course, by receiving massage. Massage is one of the most direct ways to affect a change in

Erotic Poems
Good morning my sweet: Sunshine greets us as our souls awake just to embrace a brand new day A day to explore unseen boundaries of love Your kisses fill me to the True realm of unexplored sexuality I venture to know your soul Open your heart and let me in I will love you unconditionally... Nipples harden as the heat intensifies Throwing us into a whirlwind of lust Roaming our bodies, to only enter on command I seek out true men, warriors and noblemen who can sense my royalty And fill me with directions for I Am lost within your mind, body and soul I see only you, I feel only you I know nothing but passion, lust and desire and I yearn to fill this void For, I will forever be possessed With....Unlimited Passion

Sexual I.q
Quizzes by myYearbook.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Five Ways To Live Each Day 'in Spirit.'
Five ways to live each day 'in Spirit.' By Wayne Dyer Excerpted from "Inspiration: Your Ultimate Calling," with permission of Hay House, Inc. These daily practices will help you move toward Spirit in your thoughts and actions. 1. Commit to at least one daily experience where you share something of yourself with no expectation of being acknowledged or thanked. For example, before I begin my daily routine of exercise, meditation, or writing, I go to my desk and choose my gift for that day. Sometimes it’s just a phone call to a stranger who’s written to me, or perhaps I order flowers or send a book or present to someone who has helped me in a local store. On one occasion I wrote to the president of the university I graduated from to start a scholarship fund, on another day I took a calendar to the yard man, on another I sent a check to Habitat for Humanity, and on another I sent three rolls of postage stamps to my son who’d just started his own business. It doesn’t matter

What Ware Wolf Are You...
You scored as Brown. You are a Brown Werewolf. You are more agressive and outgoing than others, not afriad to barge in and speak your mind. You like to be important, even if you aren't in charge, and you hate being left out. You are strong and protect the ones you care about without thinking twice. Your loyalty lies strong in your allies and would do anything for them, despite the sacrifices you might have to make.Brown93%Red93%Silver86%White79%Grey79%Gold79%Black64%What Color Werewolf Are You??created with QuizFarm.com

~ Colors In Psychology ~
~ COLORS IN PSYCHOLOGY ~ by Anja Heij "Personality is a mask you believe in." Dr. White If you wish to accomplish change through color then it makes sense to first take a look at your own reactions on colors. First choose your favorite color(s) from the color fields below, next pick out the color(s) you dislike from the second color fields, and finally analyze their meanings by reading the regarding text. If your favorite color is not mentioned below, simply consider of what components it exists (example: dark red, a combination of red and black) and combine the meanings of the separate colors. Your preferences and aversions for colors usually change in accordance with phases in your life. Another way of working with these colors is doing a divination. Make simple paper squares and write the names of the colors below on them, or color them appropriately. Turn them around and shuffle your little cards. Pick out three cards; the first one represents your path (the roa

What Tarot Card Are You
You are The Sun Happiness, Content, Joy. The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent. Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way. The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

The New Emerald Tablet. (interesting)
Monday, December 11, 2006 - 11:11 AM The New Emerald Tablet. "The Emerald Tablet, also known as Smaragdine Table, Tabula Smaragdina, or The Secret of Hermes, is an ancient text purporting to reveal the secret of the primordial substance and its transmutations. Its claims to be the work of Hermes Trismegistus ("Hermes the Thrice-Great"), a legendary Egyptian sage or god, variously identified with the Egyptian god Thoth and/or the Greek god Hermes. This short and cryptic text was highly regarded by European alchemists as the foundation of their art, in particular of its Hermetic tradition." There are many translations of The Emerald Tablet but this is probably my favorite. Fulcanelli was quite an interesting character by the way. "Fulcanelli (dates of birth and death unknown) is almost certainly a pseudonym assumed, in the late 19th century, by a French alchemist and esoteric author, whose identity is still debated by some. He is also called the Master Alchemist. Th

Soldier Who Died Smothering Enemy Grenade To Be Recommended For Medal Of Honor ....some Do Give All !!!...(repost)
Soldier who died smothering enemy grenade to be recommended for Medal of Honor By Mark St.Clair, Stars and Stripes Mideast edition, Thursday, December 14, 2006 A Schweinfurt, Germany-based infantryman who jumped on a grenade to save other troops is being recommended for the Medal of Honor. The 1st Infantry Division soldier, Spc. Ross Andrew McGinnis, 19, was killed Dec. 4 while on a combat patrol in Baghdad. Soldiers in his unit said he used his body to cover a grenade that had been thrown into his Humvee by an enemy fighter on a nearby rooftop. McGinnis’ actions probably saved the lives of the four other soldiers in the vehicle, his company commander and other officials said during a Tuesday memorial ceremony. As the U.S.’s highest award for wartime valor, the Medal of Honor is approved sparingly, and only one has been given out since Sept. 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. That award, to Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith of the Army’s 3rd Infan

A Mustang Wagon?!? Say It Ain't So
Okay, I'm just sick!: Magazine reports that Ford could make four-door versions of its next-generation Mustang. By Peter Valdes-Dapena, CNNMoney.com staff writer NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Would Mustang Sally drive a station wagon? Maybe she'll get the chance. The next generation of the Ford Mustang could include some previously unthinkable variants including a four-door sedan and a station wagon, according to a report in the magazine AutoWeek. "To a Mustang purist, this is blasphemy," said Bob Gritzinger, AutoWeek's senior editor for news. Mustang has become a strong brand name, perhaps even stronger than Ford's famous Blue Oval, the magazine story says. Key Fords of the future You can measure that by price. Introduced for the 2005 model year, the current version of the Mustang still sells for close to full sticker price, according to Kelley Blue Book's KBB.com Website. AutoWeek attributes its story to a "prominent automotive industry consultant familiar with t

Masala Chicken
2 tbsp ghee 2 onions, sliced 2 tsp fresh ginger, grated 2 cloves garlic, crushed 1 tsp black mustard seeds 1 red chili, deseeded and chopped finely 2 tsp garam masala 2 tsp ground cumin 4 chicken breast halves 1 cup water 1/2 coconut milk 1 tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped Heat the ghee in a wok and stir-fry the onions, ginger, and garlic in it for 2 minutes. Add the seeds, chili, and spices, and stir-fry for a further 3 minutes. Then add the chicken and water and simmer, uncovered, until the water has evaporated and the chicken is tender. Add the coconut milk and cilantro, stir until heated through and serve. Mustard Seed The Latin name mustum ardens literally means "burning paste" it is not hard to understand why. Mustard seed's potent volatile oils make it useful for helping to fight off colds. It stimulates the circulation and encourages sweating, helping to expel toxins. Mustard seed also contains small amounts of immunity boosting minerals, including blood-enha

12 Days Of Chuck Norris
just saw this funny xmas song about chuck norris lol, enjoy. On the first day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-only one second to flee. On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee. On the seventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fract

Hold On A Moment Here...
I don't see a ViC label anywhere on my profile (this is good... what've I done to earn that??????)- but suddenly I have this bar "Click here to rate an 11!" ... and not just when I visit ViC profiles, either. ... New feature for everyone now, not just Very important Cherries?... (Edit: ah, now I see. Should have clicked on that first :) ) Eric

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you...( well that depends - like definently not a stripper club) I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let

Help Me Win A Bet With My Girlfriend!!
Everyone please help me win a bet with my girlfriend. I bet her that I could reach her level (which is 14), in 1 weeks time. Please rate and comment my pictures. Thank you everyone. Happy Holidays!

You Should Read This!!!!!!(viruses)
OK GUYS SO I WENT TO MSTAGS.COM AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD UNDER THEIR NEWS...VERY IMPORTANT TO READ ...IT IS TRUE I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS..HIS PAGE WAS HIJACKED AND ALL HIS FRIENDS WERE DELETED AND ADULT CONTENT PLACED IN HIS BULLETINES THAT HE DID NOT POST!!!!!! THIS WILL ALSO INFECT YOUR COMPUTER..TY BILLIE Rumors!! Rumors are spreading around that our sites sparkletags and mstags are infecting people and having their accounts from MySpace deleted... This is NOT true about our sites doing this... There are layout type sites that are the ones that are spreading the worm/virus throughout MySpace. What is happening is the people that are getting their profiles infected/high jacked and what happens is the virus sends out spam bulletins using your account info... bulletins like sexual, pornographic, adult related... once MySpace catches you doing this they will delete your profile... but these people are not the ones doing it... it's the infected ones that are... My dau

To The Others In My First Military Man Contest
I am sorry that you didnt win but I enjoyed having you here with me and I hope you had fun doing this. I will have to delete your pics now but since you didnt place you are free to enter again in the next one I have which will be soon. If you are interested in entering again please send me the link to your pic you would liketo use and it can be the same or different. thanks again for entering and serving this great country of ours.!

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... > > I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... > > I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... > > I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you...( well that depends - like definently not a stripper club) > > I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... > > I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... > > I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time > > I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... > > I'm

I Need Someone To Understand
Ok, here is the deal. I have lived here for just about three years. I have made some wonderful friends that I can't imagine my life with out. But as a college student, I can't be here anymore. No, not because I got kicked out, but because they have taken my program of study a way. I could get just a general degree, but I want my music degree. In order to do that, I am going to transfer to a different college 400 miles away. I know my friends want me to do what is best for me, but they all have a way of making me feel guilty for wanted to finnish me degree way from them. I am leaving. Even if it is hard for me to do, I have to. I just have to figure out a way to tell everyone that I am leaving... it will probably be one of the hardest things for me to do

Missin
Since I've been workin I havent had time ta talk 2 everyone & I feel bad so if u didnt get a good mornin or a good night dont feel that I dont care ya boy iz just tired I work & sleep, but i miss all my friends, family, & fans, its tha weekend so I should be gettin at u all real soon, much love Bedroom Gangster!

My Tree
You Are A Lime Tree You are intelligent, hard working, and innately successful. You try to change what you can in life - and you accept what you can't change. Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting. Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you love. You have many talents, but you don't have enough time to use them. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Update
Cherries, I actually retained my attny today $3,000. to retain her. I should tell you that my wife has been very careless with our money, and has spent a couple of thousand dollars in the last two weeks. Also I realize that many might ask why there is no picture of me in the system, I am just doing this for now, and once the divorce is done then I will post some pics.

Important For Everybody
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS (NOT A JOKE) Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS

Lend Me A Mouse Click!!!
Ok so I am in the Christmas spirit and I decided I would try and help my boyfriend win a bet that we made....what am I thinking...lol...so be a freind and hit his page up with some comments or rates....guys just because you rate a guy a 10 does not mean anything other than you are being nice...so help him out to win the bet...he has one week to become the same level as me....lol he's a level 8 and I am a 14.....show some love.....Echo!!! http://cherrytap.com/ohhhyeahhh81

Are You Spaming?
Please If you are viewing my site, please dont spam it with junk. If you don't have anything to say but sending spam, I rather you don't say anything. Junk like "Hey cute Are you the one that asked about money for survey or shit" don't bother me with that crap.

Blue Eyes
BLUE EYES- -People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers.they always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please.They can EXCEED your pleasure standards.People with blue eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. The best of all.

A Tip For The Cooks
Hey, I my be a guy , but I love to cook and bake...well to make a long story short....when you bake cookes take and place your dough for your new cookies on a sheet of wax paper the sixe of your cookie sheet...fill it up with cookies to bake and pull it onto your cookie sheet and put in oven and bake.....the cookies come off the wax paper easier and also it is a lot asier to clen the cookie sheet when you are done... It really works great LeRoy

Dsl Hell (f_ _ K Verizon)
CAN U BELIEVE VERIZON IS SCREWING ME OVER ON MY DSL ALL BECAUSE I DROPPED THEIR PHONE SERVICE.I KNOW ONE DAY I WILL BE FREE FROM THE OPPRESSION OF BIG BROTHER BUSINESS..WHY IS IT THAT THE ESSENTIAL THINGS WE NEED TO FUNCTION IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY ARE THE HARDEST AND MOST DIFFICULT THINGS TO DEAL WITH..GRRRRR...THEY CHARGE ME AN ARM AND A LEG FOR THEIR SERVICE..BUT I CANNOT GET GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE.FUCKING VERIZON.JUST WHEN I WAS BEGINGNING TO ENJOY MY PEACE OF MY MIND THEY HAD TO GO DO THIS...FUCKERS..I WISH I CAN DROP A BOMB ON THEIR CORPORATE OFFICE. NO HIGH SPEED CONNECTION..NO PHONE..TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEIR ONE COMPETITION IN MY STATE IS AS BAD AS THEY ARE...I'M..SCREWED. GRRR..FUCK VERIZON........BLOODY MISERABLE COMPANY!

Workin Like A Dog!!
Over tha last past 2 & a half weeks I've been workin my ass off at this warehouse job, tha job iz hella cool cuz I spend 90% of my time on tha forklift, tha only thing iz I go n the morn hella early get off & go bac at night but they pay hella good so I should shut tha fuc up & be greatful 4 what I got cuz all my homies aint doin shit, & plus like I said if it dont make dollas it dont make cents, if u dont work u dont eat.So good lookin out 4 letin ya boy speak ta open ears!

Winners Of The 1st Sexiest Male In Military Uniform Contest
It is with great pride and excitement that I announce the winners of my first sexiest military man contest. In first place with 44 votes is: TAZ@ CherryTap In second place with 34 votes is: GTOJudge@ CherryTAP In third with 32 votes is Joe of MJ: MJ@ CherryTAP Thanks for entering into my contest guy!! C'MON EVERYONE GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!!

Christmas & You
Christmas & You by BlueWolf Christmas is such a wonderful time, To be shared by one and all. With the beautiful lights all aglow, And a backdrop of beautiful snow… Christmas is the special time of year To spend with the people you love. Caring, sharing and keeping them near And giving thanks to the Lord above… What makes my Christmas’s so special? Are the moments I spend with you. The special love we feel for each other, Make all my Christmas wishes come true... So have a very merry Christmas, And a happy New Year too! Two of my very favorite things, Would be a Merry Christmas and you!

~~ Best Kid With A Pet Contest Now Open!~~
~~ Best Kid With A Pet Contest! ~~ Here they are: MySpace Crazy Text - Create your own today! MySpace Crazy Text - Create your own today! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Ggggggrrrrrrr!!!
Ok well I have been made to feel the fool. I called and talk to my mom last night to see how my grandma was doing. And low and behold I find out she didnt have surgery that she just went in to have her liver looked at. She dont have any worries about colon cancer at all. Needless to say I am very angery at my mother for lying to me and worrying me. Well I havent told my family of my life style changes. And she maybe taking it out on me, I dont know. Oh well my family is messed up anyways, lmao. But no matter what I love them. Thanks for all your guys support. Hope all is going well for you all.

Msn Yahoo And All Im
Hummmmm So what is with going into invisible mode? The whole point of an IM client is to be able to IM people on your list. So then why is it everybody gets pissy with me (ok not everybody) when I do not chat them for weeks on end because they never appear online? Their excuse.. well I told you I was usually online and always invisible... DOH!!!! WTF? If I am invisible (rarely) it is because I want to pick and choose whom I am speaking with that day. If somebody drops me an IM and I am invisible I may not reply, afterall I am invisible and therefore they shouldnt be trying to contact me, right? So what is it with these folks who are always invisible and get angry and pissy because you haven't chatted in weeks or months. I'm sure they too have a life. As such I expect I should respect their privacy ( invisible or offline status). Is it too much to expect those whom are always offline or invisible to make the first contact with me if they want to chat?

Hmmmmm
Looks like the contest became NSFW, so in order to vote I guess you need to be on my friends list. Tell EVERYONE to add me... I will try to keep up and accept asap. I want all of you to get as many votes as possible. Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will end Friday, December 22 9

Sexual Ethics
When I was younger I used to think having sex just for the sake of pleasure, or god forbid for money, made you a "dirty" immoral person. Why did I think this way? Because I was raised catholic. But this type of attitude is not limited to one religion or religion in general. Our society is obsessed with sex but at the same time condemns most types of sex as "evil". Casual sex is glamorized in the media but also gets you labeled as a slut (at least if your a woman). But where does this strange attitude toward sex come from? In the time before birth control and paternity tests there was actually a practical reason for telling young women that sex before marriage and sleeping around was immoral. Women, since they were not allowed to work, could not support a child without a husband. So, assuming your family didn't kick you out for being a slut, it was the father who would have to continue to support his daughter and her child. Adultery, it could be argued, has t

Jupiter
You Should Rule Jupiter Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity. You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind. You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power. You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it. Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe thing things will always work out. What Planet Should You Rule?

Shadow & John
WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY, NAUGHTY, SAFE, JOYFUL, AWESOME WEEKEND!! SENDIN' MUCH LOVIN' TO EVERYONE ALSO!! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO SMOOOCH!! MUAHHHHH! YA'LL MAKE US SMILE AND WARM OUR HEARTS EVERYDAY!! SHADOW & JOHN SHOWIN' YOUR PAGE SOME LOVIN'!! /photobucket.com/" target="_blank">d Image Hosting">

More Info...i Can't Keep Up!!!!
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Whats Your Sign Lol
im a cancer how aout all of you out there? hrmmmmmmmm Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)-- This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy schedules to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they ca

Revenge
You all think you're cool, stabing my heart- Bloosucking vulchers ripping my life apart- Thought you'd take a loser, feed on her pain- But you're gonna pay- I'm not running again. Revenge-how sweet is the word. Revenge-seems so absurd. But justice will find you She's just biding time So suffer and bleed, Pay for your crime. Victims are running- Frightened and blind- Lost in a world thats sadly unkind The vicious and cruel have fed on their souls- Left them shells- Empty and cold- Their eyes full of hate They've vowed to get even- To defy their fate. By Krista Moyer//December 2006

Stop The Killing!!!
ok i understand some dogs who are abused and are mean and need to be put to sleep....but!!! IF A DOG IS RAISED FROM BIRTH WITH TENDER LOVING CARE AND IS TOUGHT TO LOVE PEOPLE AND RESPECT OTHERS , THEN IT SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE!!!!!!! SOME DOGS CAN BE TOUGHT TO HELP THE ELDERLY, THE BLIND, THE DISABLED, THE HEARING IMPAIRED, JUST BECAUSE SOME DOGS HAVE GOTTEN A BAD RAP....DONT MEAN ALL OF THEM R BAD......just like people..... just because some one is poor or homeless or abused and are mean, are you going to kill them 2? i dont think so!!!! so why would u do that to someone that cant speak for them selves!!!! STOP THE KILLING!!!!! START THE LOVING!!!! SAVE THE DOGS THAT CAN BE SAVED!

Short Story
A COLLEGE CLASS WAS TOLD THEY HAD TO WRITE A SHORT STORY IN AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE: THE SHORT STORY HAD TO CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS. 1. RELIGION 2. SEXUALITY 3. MYSTERY BELOW IS THE ONLY A+ STORY FROM THE ENTIRE CLASS. "GOOD GOD"! I'M PREGNANT! I WONDER WHO DID IT"?

Salute!
Hi again Cherries. OK, what the hell is going on with this Salute photo thing? I followed the rules, I took a pic of me with the damn paper, holding it near my face and with the monitor behind me with my homepage up. I got a little creative and took it like a mugshot, which I think shouldnt matter! So I send it, I wait, and it comes back rejected. Here is what pisses me off. Tell me why the fuck it was rejected, you didnt like the mugshot, maybe you couldnt see the monitor very well, something! Just going to say it has been rejected, oh and if you send another that is rejected you could lose your account! What a crock of shit! Take a candid pic, how the fuck can you do that! Hey Bob, I am going to get this all set up, and then sometime today, just pop in and snap a damn pic of me, make sure I dont know its coming and please make sure I am holding this fucking piece of paper up too!

Love You Forever By Robert Munsch
A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him, she sang: I'll love you forever I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living My baby you'll be. The baby grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "This kid is driving me CRAZY!" But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed; and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang: I'll love you forever I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living My baby you'll be. The little boy grew. He grew and he gre

What Season Are You?
You Belong in Spring Optimistic, lively, and almost always happy with the world... You can truly appreciate the blooming nature of spring. Whether you're planting flowers or dyeing Easter eggs, spring is definitely your season! What Season Are You?

A Special Prayer Request For ~angel~family~second In Charge Of The Rebels Of Cherry Tap
WE THE MEMBERS OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP WOULD LIKE TO SEND OUT A SPECIAL PRAYER REQUEST FOR ~ANGEL~FAMILY~2ND IN CHARGE OF THE REBELS OF CHERRY TAP WE’D LIKE TO ASK THE HEAVENLY FATHER ABOVE TO HEAL HER PAIN AND TAKE AWAY THE HURT DUE TO HER ACCIDENT THAT SHE HAD A FEW DAYS AGO WE ASK THE FATHER TO HEAL EVERY PART OF HER BODY THAT WAS AFFLICTED WITH ANY TYPE OF STRAIN AND OR PAIN WE ASK THE FATHER TO COMFORT HER AND PLACE HIS LOVING ARMS AROUND HER AND KEEP HER SAFELY IN HIS ARMS AND WE ASK THE HEAVENLY FATHER TO BLESS HER AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY AND ALL HER CHILDREN THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON WITH JOY AND TOTAL BLISS AND HAPPINESS HEAVENLY FATHER I ASK YOU TO WRAP YOUR LOVING ARMS AROUND BECCA THIS VERY MOMENT AND TAKE AWAY ALL HER SUFFERING AND PAIN CAUSED FROM THE ACCIDENT AND I ASK FOR YOUR WILL TO BE DONE AND I ASK YOU TO BLESS HER WITH TOTAL ABUNDANCE AND TOTAL HEALING IN YOUR HEAVENLY NAME FATHER GOD I PRAY THIS PRAYER FOR MY FRIEND BECCA WE THANK YOU HEAVENLY FAT

Embrace
embrace the breath, the air you breathe the winds pull fast,but strong indeed embrace the womb, the waters of life tide high or low,, embrace the strife Buried at PhotoCasket.com embrace the land, divine and green embrace the life, the world serrene embrace the hand, held dear to your heart embrace what is left in this world, though torn apart Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Then & Now!
TALK ABOUT TRUISMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - J

Your Such A Fake! (you Know Who You Are)
dear you i think you are lame you are such a disgrace for you i feel shame laugh as you may and burn as you like tonight we will see which of us is the right im sorry you feel like you need to be cool but your killing yourself and you look like a fool as the jester may giggle you will walk with your stride all though you will never have anyone by your side i will not forget this but im sure that you will i will always remember and care not yet still you think you are winning yet i do not see the score all i can justify is that you are a whore

Old Age
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,Florida... From the Police Log from Sarasota, Florida; An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12packs in the front seat... A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to

How To Wash The Cat!
This is hilarious. After you read the instructions, be sure to look at the pictures attached. How to Wash the Cat ... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
What Your Sleeping Position Says You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Blind Happiness!!
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a

Just Give It Too Him No Recommendation
Soldier who died smothering enemy grenade to be recommended for Medal of Honor By Mark St.Clair, Stars and Stripes Mideast edition, Thursday, December 14, 2006 A Schweinfurt, Germany-based infantryman who jumped on a grenade to save other troops is being recommended for the Medal of Honor. The 1st Infantry Division soldier, Spc. Ross Andrew McGinnis, 19, was killed Dec. 4 while on a combat patrol in Baghdad. Soldiers in his unit said he used his body to cover a grenade that had been thrown into his Humvee by an enemy fighter on a nearby rooftop. McGinnis’ actions probably saved the lives of the four other soldiers in the vehicle, his company commander and other officials said during a Tuesday memorial ceremony. As the U.S.’s highest award for wartime valor, the Medal of Honor is approved sparingly, and only one has been given out since Sept. 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. That award, to Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith of the Army’s 3rd Infantry Divi

Merry Christmas
Twas the month before ChristmasWhen all through our land,Not a Christian was prayingNor taking a stand.Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away,The reason for Christmas - no one could say.The children were told by their schools not to sing,About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would sayDecember 25th is just a " Holiday ".Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and creditPushing folks down to the floor just to get it!CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-podSomething was changing, something quite odd!Retailers promoted Ramadan and KwanzaaIn hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.As Targets were hanging their trees upside downAt Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and SearsYou won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-tyAre words that were used to intimidate me.Now Durbin, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf BlitzenOn Boxer, on

What Mythical Creature Are You?
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?

The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have low neuroticism. You are very emotionally stable and mentally together. Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly. Overall, you are typically calm and rel

Love Life Secrets
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Bend In The Road
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

What Christmas Tree Are You?
You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree For a good Christmas, you don't have to re-invent the wheel. You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year. What Christmas Tree Are You?

This World
this world, an unravling journey.. to far for the mind to bend... a whirlwind of emotions, follows till the very end.. take not what is given.. what could have been.. but the dream you'd be given if fate made it amends Buried at PhotoCasket.com

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: December 15 For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first. In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt. You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Saturn Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?

Hasenpfeffer (rabbit Stew)
INGREDIENTS: 3 pounds rabbit meat, cleaned and cut into pieces 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/3 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 pound bacon, diced 1/2 cup finely chopped shallots 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 1 cup dry red wine 1 cup water 1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules 1 tablespoon currant jelly 10 black peppercorns, crushed 1 bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed 1/8 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed 2 teaspoons lemon juice 3 tablespoons water 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONS: Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain on paper towels and set aside. Sprinkle rabbit with salt and coat with 1/3 cup flour, shaking off excess. Brown rabbit in remaining bacon fat. Remove from skillet, along with all but 2 tablespoons of the fat, and reserve. Saute shallots and garlic in skillet for about 4 minutes, until tender. Stir in wine, 1 cup water and bouillo

The Gross Bathroom Disaster
The Gross Bathroom Disaster A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on hi

Poetry: Black Hearted Seductress
Black Hearted Seductress, Beckon Unto You¡K They say I weave and evil spell¡K That none can tell my magic well¡K I lace my words with honey sweet¡K Cause a person¡¦s mind retreat¡K Leave them for a while in dreams¡K Of places so unreal it seems¡K They boost my power mighty bold¡K This is what legends are told¡K Spin that wand about them fair¡K Causing them to lose all care¡K Care of things in present time¡K I twist about without reason or rhyme¡K Don¡¦t blame me for your visions seen¡K You¡¦re the one with a mind so keen¡K All that glitters is not gold¡K You called me gift said I was bold¡K I didn¡¦t place my title grand¡K You gave it freely, I didn¡¦t demand¡K Now disappointed by what you see¡K The person you thought you saw in me¡K Remove the rose colored glass shade¡K I have been the same person, I didn¡¦t jade¡K You wanted desperately to believe¡K When I wasn¡¦t--you said I deceived¡K How then can I be what you say¡K When always I have been thi

A Woman Said What????
MEN!!! You will not beleive this!!! Read my comments!!! A real lady said this: I AM SURE YOU ARE RIGHT No way in hell a woman said that.... She must not of gotten enough sleep.... :) I am going to write in my journal: Dec 15th 2006 11:40am Dear Diary, I must of died and gone to heaven. A woman actually told me today "I was right!" I looked outside and the sun was still shining so I know the world has not yet come to an end... Love, Tom

Are You Hot?
You Are More Mild Than Wild You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are. Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. Are You Hot?

Your Love Life Secrets Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

The Id Of King George
The tall and attractive press secretary sauntered into the Great Hall to announce the arrival of the Emperor for his daily audience. “All rise and be informed that anyone seeking audience with the Grand Omnipotent Potentate, the Revered Communicator, the Wise and Infallible Decider, Emperor of the New World Order, His Excellency George Bush the First, may approach and be recognized.” She took two steps back and waited for the Emperor’s entrance, head bowed and hands folded below the waist of her tasteful, light blue business suit. All in attendance rose from their chairs as Ann Coulter proclaimed the arrival of their Emperor. Their heads turned in unison toward the stage entrance to the Great Hall to catch a glimpse of their beloved leader. The audience collectively inhaled as Emperor George the First strolled confidently up to the riser. He was clothed in the official attire of his office. His long imperial red and white striped satin robe, draped over his broad shoulders, flowed

Review-comedy- Zanies
i went to a comedy club in nashville last called zanies show case.it is a small cozy club that lets you be close to the comedians. the service was excel;ent and the drinks were yummy!! i recomend the stress relief. the food wasnt bad. so them mc was tc cope. he was very funny and i wish him the best in his carreer. the opener was mark evens. i have seen him before and he was as funny as ever. the head liner was roz gholdston from last comic standing. and ladies, she rocked!! i cant believe she came in fifth. if you get the chance to see her, go!! (615) 2690221 2025 8th ave south www.zaniesnash.com

Mirrored
Look into my eyes Still I ask do you see? You look into my eyes But you only see your reflection Look deeper I plead I do not want to lie I do not want to hurt you But these words I cannot say out loud For they hurt me I cannot even whisper them For they have hurt me too much too often I look into your eyes Still you ask what do you mean? Are you blind to what I feel And do not feel? I cannot say it I cannot say it Do not ask me to I can see what you feel I fear it more than anything I fear so much Do not ask me

Sugar Lustyheat
iSee what your stripper name will be We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi p = Bunny q = Brandy r = Sugar s = Candy t = Raquelle u = Sapphire v = Cinnamon w = Blaze x = Trixie y = Isis z = Jade 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a =

Omg How Freaky Can You Get?
Damn, this gets harder and harder to do...lol. I am running this same one on both Myspace and CherryTap so let me rund own the rules for some of you rookies..yeah I said rookies b/c I have some people who are real pro's at the Freaky Friday 5....LOL. 1. Use your imagination, think outside of the box. Although some of us could never see oureselves in some of these situations, PRETEND and answer the best you can. Answers like "I'd never do that" are absolutely no damn fun. 2. Repost the bulletins. It's proven that the more people who play, the more fun it is. 3. Please do not copy and past the text of the Friday Freaky 5 into your own blogs or bulletins. It defeats the purpose. What is the purpose? To provide a central location for this feature and for everyone to enjoy one another's answers. To have it spread out all over is no fun. If you want a Friday Freaky 5..........Write your own...!...HA! Okay, now that I've taken care of this weeks disclaimer....let's r

What's Your Inner Blood Type?
Your Inner Blood Type is Type B You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day. Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable. And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success. You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible. You are most compatible with: B and AB Famous Type B's: Leonardo Di Caprio and What's Your Inner Blood Type?

Fairytale Lies
My alter ego laid to sleep In a grave of worms and fairy dust Cinderella Laughs at my misfortune Sleeping Beauty Is too busy Getting high To care about The girl she killed With her Stoned eyes Lying depressed beneath her inncoent smiles FairyTale Lies

Hi Ya!
Well...this is my first blog. I am new here too so I dont know how to exactly do everything. Well I dont know if I will be on here alot being I live with my boyfriend at them moment and things arent going soo good with us so I might be moving back home soon. I dont know. I love him but Im starting to think its just not meant to be with me and Rob. I dont know. I guess I will see what happens. I just hope I dont get really bad hurt. I dont think I can handle that. Well anyways...bye

Cyber Angel Romance
They fall for An image To them it’s the Truth It is all what They see It is not about You Fantasize how it would be And how you would React They approach you with Venom Rarely using tact But you were not there Never sat in their mind You have not a clue To what they feel Was divine It was only A picture A video On the screen They feel they know you And you get what They mean But the only thing You hear Is wildly Obscene

What Is Your Love Profile
Taurus - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You tend to stick with relationships - through the good and the bad. You are a great listener and tend to give valuable advice. Cautious and careful, you never jump in recklessly... saving yourself from heartbreak. Your negative traits: Money is very important to you, so much so that it's a cause of arguments in relationships. If your lover isn't loyal or attentive enough to you, your eyes start to wander... You tend to keep things inside - so your partner may not know when or why you're upset. Your ideal partner: Is stable, serious, and ready to be committed to you. Is successful and able to provide you with the lifestyle you crave. A true romantic, who is willing to express their desire for your heart. Your dating style: Comfortable and traditional. You'd love to have a nice meal at a cozy restaurant. Your seduction style: Love comes first for you before you'd even think of intimacy. Traditional: you'

Little Johnny Catholic School
Little Johnny always did badly in math and his mother was very frustrated. She and her husband tried everything they could, flash cards, tutors, etc. However, they could never quite get him to understand math and study hard. As a last resort, his mother sent him to a Catholic school. When he came home from school, he ran straight up to his room and started studying. As she called him down for dinner, he ate quickly and ran up the stairs to study more. After studying, he went straight to bed. This occurred for two months. Finally, one day Johnny brought her his report card. She looked at it and he had an A+ in math. Very surprised, she could not wait to ask him a question. "Johnny, what was it, what made you finally work so hard?" He looked at her and seriously answered, "Well, as soon as I walked in and saw the guy stuck on the plus sign, I knew they meant business."

Old Poem
a poem I found that I had written almost three years ago about the guy I am currently seeing (I guess he finally realized the truth) I'm losing my mind One step at a time I'm going insane Does he even remember my name When he looks at my face Does he remember my sweet embrace When he looks into my eyes Does he see the tears I have cried Or does he think of the others Oh why do I even bother I want to show him how much I care And that I will always be there I just want him to see How I need him here with me Sometimes I doubt he will ever realize That I'm speaking the truth not lies

If I Could (written For A Friend)
Do you miss me? I guess you seem like something’s just not right I know what you don’t know He’s leaving you again Take something from me that he can’t demolish my love And I’m something that can move in with the times and I don’t want it to rip you at the heart but that’s how you make this seem Don’t follow him this time It’s ok to believe in something that isn’t really there As long as it counts If I could love you I think you know I would If I could kill him I’d never regret it If I could get to you you best believe I’d be on my way If I could feel your heart break I’d be right by your side If I could love you you know that I would So can we rewind? Back to all the better times you and I once shared a bed You’ll find everything has a purpose as to why they end He’s worthless don’t you know this? I know a secret that you don’t know Every night I lay awake and I’m still thinking of you Take something from me that he just can't replace my devotion to

Another Little Johnny Joke
In school the students were learning about gardening tools and little Johnny, Jennifer and Daniel raise their hands when the teacher held up a picture. She called on Jennifer. Jennifer said that is a shovel. The teacher said " very good”. The teacher held up another picture. She called on Daniel. Daniel said “ that is a hose". The teacher held up another picture. This time little Johnny was the only one raising his hand, so she had to call on little Johnny. Little Johnny said that is a rake. “No” said the teacher that is a hoe. Little Johnny was kind of upset and said, That’s not a hoe cause my sister is a ho and she looks nothing like that!!

Little Johnny
Little Johnny asks his dad one day, "Dad, can you buy me a bicycle for my birthday?" "I'm sorry Johnny, but I've just lost my job and we still owe the bank $80,000 for the house. We just can't afford to buy you a new bike." The next morning Johnny's dad sees him walking out the front door with his suitcase. He asks him where he's going and Johnny tells him, "Last night I heard you tell mom you were pulling out, but she told you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stay here with a $80,000 mortgage and no f....g bike."

Hallow
swallowed' shallow waters fall within followed by barely breathing life sinking in hallowed echos reaching inside the rim expanding through oceans falling........... in the deepest........ end reaching for something lost again

Stay Awhile
The good memories are all of stopping and staying awhile. Looking back, I realize I've always driven too fast through life, carrying in my baggage too much impatience, too much apprehension, missing too many chances, passing too many good people on the side of the road.

Little Johnny
Little Johnny and Suzie play on the swing set every day after school. One day, little Johnny goes home after school and asks his father, "What’s this thing between my legs, daddy?" His father replies, "That's your truck, son. You want to park that in a girl's garage" The very same day, Suzie goes home and asks her mother, "Mommy, what's this between my legs?" Her mother smiles and replies, "That is your garage, honey. You NEVER want to let a boy park his truck in there." Both of the kids go to school the next day, and like always, they play on the swing set afterwards. Suzie goes home after a while, and her mother is shocked to see blood all over Suzie's face and clothes. "Suzie, What happened??" She cried. "Oh nothing, mom. Little Johnny tried to park his truck in my garage, so I bit off his back two tires!!"

Microwave Lemon Dill Salmon
2 salmon fillets (4 to 6 oz each) 1 tbsp flour 3 tbsp water 1 tbsp lemon juice 1 tbsp butter or margarine (melted) 1 tbsp chopped fresh dill weed 1 clove garlic (minced) 4 lemon slices SHAKE flour into cooking bag; place in 8x8x2-inch microwave-safe baking dish. ADD salmon to bag. Sprinkle fish evenly with water, lemon juice, margarine, garlic, and dill weed. Place lemon slices on top of fish. CLOSE cooking bag and tie; cut six 1/2-inch slits in top. MICROWAVE on HIGH for 6 to 8 minutes or until fish flakes easily with a fork, turning dish halfway through cooking time. Let stand in bag for 1 to 2 minutes before serving. Makes 2 servings.

Little Johnny
The teacher was very impressed with Timmy's answer to her question so she told him to come up to the front of the class, close his eyes and hold out his hands for a surprise. "But first," she said, "You have to guess what it is." "A toy?" "No." "A new pencil?" "No." "A basketball?" "No...." said the teacher as she held the Hershey's kiss right above his opened hands. "Let me give you a hint. It's something your dad asks you mom for every day before he leaves for work." "Don't touch it, Timmy!!" yells little Johnny. "It's a piece of ass!"

Mc On The Morning Commute
To the brunette in the black car behind me on Bell Road just before Ezell-Harding School heading toward I-24, I realized that traffic today was much lighter than it normally is. I also noticed after crossing Murfreesboro Road that the school zone for E-Z wasn’t active which meant that we could all speed on through at our happy 45 mph. I agree, the people 3 cars ahead of me had no real reason to slow down to about 30 mph but I followed suit and slowed as well. Perhaps the conversation you were having was much more interesting than my brake lights. I have to admit, I’ve had conversations like that before. My first realization of who you were came when my head snapped up at the sound of your tires squealing. I then watched as you began to swerve to the side and almost ran on the sidewalk in order to avoid smashing into my poor little car I’ve had for over 10 years. Don’t get me wrong, I am grateful. I’m also sure that I saw your lips moving in what were probably four letter

The Power Between Thoughts
HEAVEN #2214 The Power between Thoughts December 15, 2006 (Written in Athens) God said: When your heart feels strained, let your heart rest itself for a while. Leave it alone. Your heart can wait for an answer to come. Your heart does not have to solve everything. It certainly does not have to solve whatever is going on right now. The fact is, beloveds, that everything is already solved. If you can leave the revolutions of the Earth to Me, can you not leave your difficulties to Me as well? Let your heart rest with Me. Your heart abides with Me anyway, so let your mind go on to something else more fulfilling. You find many things urgent. What is urgent, however, is that you let go of urgency and return to the peace I give to you. Recline in My love, beloveds. When you feel troubled, what else is there to do but return to Me? I suppose you can pound your chest if you like. You can repeat your heartache to anyone who will listen. You can go over it again and again in your mind,

Hatered...omg
You know something...It is getting about stupid around here about this stuff. 1. I just attended a Mexican soccer game they sang the american national athem in English thank you. 2. How about all those times Americans visit Mexico and buy up their land and live down there like kings and queens..huh..should you not be required to get papers to stay...should you not be required to speak their language... 3. How about the hispanics that are over in the war fighting for your freedom..do you have respect for them...no, not all them came here legally but they were given a chance. 4. Show what you stand for land of the free right...I don't know about that

Disney On Ice...lol
Ok...I took my 3 girls to see Disney on Ice last night and had a good time. My older girls are 13 and I realized last night that I embarrass them...lol! Of course my 5 year old thought I was just too cool because I knew the songs and was chanting "Mickey and Minnie"...my 13 year olds looked at me like I was crazy! My daughter looks at me and says "Mom, can you be quiet your embarrassing us!" Oh well...Disney is about being a kid again...I guess not a teenager again!

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a Labrador Retriever and I was buying a large bag of of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet: and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

This Is Part 6 Of Treaspassing I Hope U Have Enjoyed These
Kellie, still blindfolded, called from the bed, "Wow! That was great. It never felt that good when I did it to myself. Rick…where'd you go?" Lauren's eyes opened, and it took her a moment to register that I was staring at her. When she realized that she had been discovered, her facial expressions briefly chronicled first surprise, then guilt, then triumph, then sexual hunger (as she gazed longingly at my tented sweat pants), and finally merriment. "The jig is up Kellie, " Lauren sighed with a grim smirk. "Oh Shit," came Kellie's reply. I was too shocked, and stimulated, to be angry about anything. Although I felt like Kellie betrayed me, I had to admit that it was a stupid sentiment. After all, I was the one who started peeping on the girls, and then blackmailing Kellie into giving me a tape of her sister's sexual exploits. My thoughts were echoed in Kellie's voice. "Don't get mad Rick. Don't forget that you're the one who started this…it seemed only fair that the voyeur

Twas The Month Before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton,

A Littl Thought About Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

~~ Comments Needed Plz ~~
Plz comment bomb some on my daughter pic she's in college right now it would be nice when she gets back she finds herself higher in points then the other ones.....she'll be so happy maria click on her pic to comment...

Sorry!
Sorry I have not been around lately. Seems like I have been doing wakes and funerals the past 2 months non stop! Have two more to put to rest tomorrow. I will catch up some day, keep the love coming! i can sure use it right now. CG

True Friends
i ahve busted my ass to help ppl in contests and get them votes and ahead and i ask my friends to help me with the b&w picture contest and some have and i know who my true friends are but the rest of you can basically stick it where the sun dont shine and dont ask me for another damn favor cause it isnt happening

Foreigners Busted In Pusan For "anti-korean" Performance
Another strange article a friend of mine found... Police in Busan have booked nine foreigners in Busan for putting on an unapproved performance that allegedly degraded Korean culture, reports the Kyunghyang Shinmun. The paper noted that they were booked (but not detained) on procedural grounds (you must seek permission from authorities before holding a performance), but controversy was expected since it was possible police were more concerned about what was said during the performance than the paperwork before it. All in all, nine foreigners, including a 37-year-old American English instructor at a Busan university, were booked on violations of Korea¡¯s performance laws, while seven band members, including a 30-year-old Canadian, were told to leave the country for violating immigration laws. The Busan Nine¡ªall apparently English teachers¡ªhad formed a performance group called ¡°Right Down¡± and staged a one-act play called ¡°Oriental Story¡± on Dec. 1 and 2 at a small t

Go Vote
Contest is open... No rule besides the don't comment on your self... lol.. You can comment as many times as you want. I was asked to participate in this contest so everyone go exercise your right to vote. Even if it's not for me. Please,do your part support the men in uniform http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=376941&albumid=147667

School
I should be Studying shouldn't I? Well I guess Since I can't find the thing I'm suppost to be working on I should get off and study Econ. for yet another quiz. See yeah Oh and rate me tens so I can get higher!and comment!

As A Parent I Cant Believe This Shit
here in columbus,ohio last night,we had a lady get stopped as she was stumbling to her car to drive home,and told she need to get a cab home.to which she replied ok,but first i need to get something from my car.she returns with a 2 year old child.for which she was arrested.and it turns out,she was babysitting this child.enjoy them jailhouse bologna sandwhiches in the county dumbass!

Cant We Go Back To The Good Old Days?
The Times They Are A Changin'........ > *Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. > 1973 Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his > car and gets his to show Jack. > 2006 School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and > never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized > students and teachers. > +++++++++++++++++++++ > Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. > 1973 Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up > best > friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. > 2006 Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge > them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. > 1973 Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. > Sits still in class. > 2006 Jef

So...family Is Here For Christmas!
Oh wow! Now I know why I don't like the holidays very much! My Dad and his wife flew in from Arizona...need I say more? I know I am just the sweetest person huh? Well, I used to be evil just down right evil...I was the black sheep of the family, well according to my evil step mother. Don't get me wrong, I am not 17 anymore and I can behave, but she acts like she is so juvenile. I remember in high school writing a paper about her titling it My Step-Monster. Ok, I know I am rambling! So here is my dilemma...ready? If I am wrong please somebody tell me ok? I have 3 step-brothers and then there is me and my sister. My sister is in Vegas, so she wont be here for the holidays. So anyhow...my step-monster wants my Dad all to herself, bottom line! She does not want to blend all the family together for the holidays. To me, family should be together and schedules should be arranged to accommodate all so that all can be a part of the festivities. Then I think, do you really expect me to buy gift

Euro-english
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters wh

Friends
Hi all Friends are like Dimonds there hard to find when u do find them u better do all u can to keep them and not lose them, I got so many friends on the net there great, like James,Freq,Tiggerette on cherry in my space i have those 3 and more and i got new friends on here to cherry that are great and hope to meet more great people. love to all rain.

K
So,I was thinking of what to write today.The weird thing is I cant think of anything.I know go figured.I had the weirdest dream last night.I was walking on the beach.On the beach,I met this man.He was tall and it was dark.He walked over to me and kissed me. I was kissing him back and taking off his shirt when I felt that I have done this before,then I woke up.I know talk about your strange dreams,huh????????????

An Online Love Affair
An Online Love Affair We met online, a simple chat room affair. After several weeks of typing, exchanging pictures, cybersex and phone sex; we decided to meet face to face. We agreed on a public place at first, until we felt comfortable enough to move to private quarters. You got to the little outside cafe first, dressed in your favorite short skirt and skintight button up the back shirt (hint hint). As you waited for me to arrive, you fiddled a bit with your cloths and sipped at your coffee. Then out of the corner of your eye, you saw me. "Oh my god, he's much better looking in person. I could ravage my body for hours." You stood up and waved, getting my attention. My smile was bright as I walked over to the table. I sat down and ordered a coffee. We both sat there, completely quiet, staring into each other's eyes, neither of us believing this was finally happening. I slid my chair over a bit, sitting beside your, as I reached across and slipped my hand onto your thigh. My

Uh Oh! I've Been Thinking!
So I've been really thinking the last 24 hours. Yes for those of you who know me, that is a scary thought! I've really enjoyed being on LC/CT - whatever name it is this month. I've met soooooo many wonderful people but I've gotten in that mood of whether I should keep this account or not. Yes, seeing as how Im a female I'm doing one of those mood things! LMAO Hmmmm...maybe I'll give it a few days and see if it changes - its bound too! But one thing I am doing - that so many people say they will be but dont - is going through my lists and clearing out some people that apparently only needed points. Not saying that is a bad thing but when I want to find someone that I really want to talk to - it gets a little tiresome going through all the others that don't chat. If you are still reading this, then I truly thank you for being my friend! xoxoxo Kimmie

Let The Comments Begin!!!!!!!!
Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will end Friday, December 22 9:30 EST! The winners skins will be ready for ripping on the 22nd just in time for Christmas! ENJOY AND BOMB AWAY!!!!!!!!!! Here are the links: "If You Only Knew...." "Miss Perky"

Went And Saw Tso!
Okay so Im sure many of you are saying what the hell is TSO? Its the Trans Siberian Orchestra! Went and saw them last night and it was awesome! Although I dont have much of a voice or hearing today but it was soooooooo worth it! It was nice to just get out and have a good time. Too bad I actually have to work today and had to get up bright and early. LOL Hmmmm...still not too late to call in. LMAO

Just A Few Questions?
BE HONEST!!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] Beautiful / Handsome [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] nice looking [] cute [] Stunning [] ugly! Do you think i'm still a virgin [] yes [] no [] dont know! I look like.. [] a player [] Whore [] freind type [] one time thing [] next gf / bf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck buddy [] Girl friend / Boy friend [] Wife / Husband [] friend w/ benefit

Santa Poem
If you see a fat man Who's jolly and cute, Wearing a beard And a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling And laughing away, While flying around In a miniature sleigh With eight tiny reindeer To pull him along Then let's face it... Your eggnog's too strong!

Notice To All Contestants In Sexiest Daddy Contest
PLEASE INFORM YOUR VOTERS ABOUT RULE #1 (COMMENTS DO NOT COUNT IN THIS ROUND) LOOK IN BLOG. I WILL BE POSTING THESE IN A BULLETIN IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE.... HUGS

It's Friday!
I'm thankful it's Friday! Not that my weekends are particularly safe from craziness, these days, lol. This is one of those long days for me, so I won't be back online until much later. Just thought I'd warn those who try to keep track of me!! Knowing me, I'll spend way too much time online this weekend, playing catch-up. Taylor is feeling better, thank the Goddess! Tim, my delightfully naughty grandson, is grounded but taking it fairly well. I think the drawn guns scared the s**t out of him!! Good!!! Have a great Friday, everyone! Love and Blessings to all! And hugs all around!!

Shrek 12 Days Of Xmas
OMG this KICKS ASS! 55555555555555555 ONION RINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS No wait, hey wait wait. Youâ€™ll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol: The Twelve days of Christmas No, not that one! A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A fire-breathing dragon just for me Yeah On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two weed rats Heavenly Creatures And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three little pigs Ya ya ya yaaa Two weed rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me On fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four exploding birds waaaaaaaa - bang three little pigs two weed rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me ya On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Let me guess Five onion rings Five onion rings oh I knew it Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two weed rats And a fire-breathing drag

Florida So Far
Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:56 am I've been working hard and having fun at night. Great food and company. Tonight got to dance to a jazzy swing band. Their closing number was "When the Saints go Marching in". A doctor that looks a lot like Mel Brooks kept pulling me out of the booth to dance. Can't remember when I was dipped so much. Broke a sweat a few times. Lots of hog ties today. Mostly glamour bondage today, but my muscles don't give me much flexibility so it's strenuous to have my arms tied back over and over. My first shoot down here was predicament bondage. Where my actions depend my fate. First thing he did was tie my hair to the top of the frame so I had to stay on my toes, then my arms tied behind me, then a crotch rope, then nipple clamps I don't remember what the next stimulous was ... oh I was ball gagged the whole time. I almost fainted but I gave them the "safe word" 3 grunts and they untied me quickly to recover. The other two sets were great though lying on my

On The Inside Of Me
emotions running amuck haven't been this close to losing control not since the last time it's been a while irrational hate being called that but that's what this is at least once a month I'm immersed in this hormonal overload panting with desire one moment and ready to bite heads off the next kissing to make up only to start pouting the instant i don't get what I want or this insanely jealous monster that says I must be the center of the universe bares her teeth as claws lengthen have to get out of here before she takes over walking walking fast buttoning coat as I go cold damp rain doesn't bother my footsteps cool wind in my face and I can reason a bit easier a misunderstanding unintentional feelings hurt I want to tell him that I'm sorry sorry I'm like most women subject to the insane flow of estrogen out of my control and there it is again and fighting for it scrapping for it been trying to stand my ground but I've been looking for a fight or

My Mom Is The Stuff Of Stand Up Comedy
Often my mother likes to lament how dramatic I am. She always says, "Oh, Amy why are so dramatic" or "You're upset over nothing you need to calm down" Now where could this overeacting, overly dramatic tendency come from? Certainly not my father who only yells about money, grades..etc. Well especially money because I refuse to balance my check book and he's a CPA. I do this just to make him a little crazy. I'll admit it my dad and I are very much alike except when it comes to dramatic personality. So now back to the mystery of where this drama comes from. Nancy Drew was on the case and we solved it last night when mom called to tell me and I quote "I've had an awful day, one of the dogs ate one of my new clogs and I'm just DEVASTATED" yup. She's devastated...hmmm. Gee that sounds awful dramatic to me. Especially since the rest of our conversation revolved around the said shoe. She even did some detective work of her own to figure out which dog did it. So I think my sciencetific study

Best Of Craigslist
Selections from www.craigslist.org/about/best/all. It's almost like poetry. Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not 25 and I also know that at the Christmas party last year you had sex with the bosses son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant. Please don’t insult me in front of our coworkers again or I will tell everyone. My stroma is leaking all over the place. 5) I CAN'T COOK... Every single girl I know says that a guy who can cook is sexy. Well, to be blunt, I cannot cook. At all. I rely heavily on my microwave, pizza delivery, and carry-out places exclusively. The last three times I have tried to use the oven, things have caught on fire. Seriously. And I have never used my stove. Ever. Also, I cannot dance well. I know that has nothing to do with cooking, but both are sexy qualities I do not posess. I love the fact that you took my birth control pills. Thus, you cannot woo me, Mr. Security Guard. And please convey the same to M

Alcoholoroscopes
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini. Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-China shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference f

Wet Pants
Awwwwww this is a nice one you guys should love it Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and allof a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks hisheart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happenedbefore, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his hea rt is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of

The Best Thing To Do With The Woman You Love
One of the best things you can ever do with the woman you love, is just the most intimate thing you can do. There are so many things you can do with the woman you love. Its just so wonderful to have this woman in ur life. Its such a great feeling to be able to look at this woman and see her beauty everyday. If you love this woman and you know she truely loves you, evrything you do with her is so special. From just watching tv together, To just holding her hand. Its just so wonderful cause it feels so great. Just hearing her angelic voice is enough to make u melt. It feels so good to just spend time with her, One of the greatest things you can do with the woman you love is to marry her. when you express your love for each other. Making love is the most wonderful feeling u can ever experience, because both of you are expressing a truely intense feeling. Its called love and its so intimate. But one of the best things to do with the woman you love, is just hugging each other. IT

My Birthday Wish!!!
HEY Y'ALL!! I WOULD LOVE FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS TO LEAVE A VOICE MESSEGE FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY(SATURDAY)!! IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME!! JUST CALL 1-641-985-7800 AND ENTER 557193 AND LEAVE A MESSEGE FOR ME!!! HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEEKEND!!! ~MANDA~

3 Bears
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looked into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and puts everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned out the litter boxes, put out their food and refilled their water. And now that you've dec

The Honest Me
Listening to the rain gently tap the ground I sit here crying. I can honestly say that no one understands me or has wanted to understand me or get to know me. Maybe I am the fool that looks into the souls of others and listens and wants to get to know them, but the same will never be returned to me. Maybe I am the fool to want what others have because of my lonely exsistence. Seeing them laugh and be heard by another and be able to share their hopes and dreams while I stand in my darkened shadows loosing faith in all I see. The tears are heavy now and the pain my heart has absorbed feels like bursting from its elaborate cocoon and reeking havoc, but as usual I hold it in. I have some questions for you... do you know my hopes and dreams? Do you know my pains? Do you know who I really am? Or is it just the surface that you seek? Because if you are that shallow from my house I ban thee!

Worth
for a friend who's didn't think summer 07 was worth the wait.... When we were together, time didn't exist. Just a sunrise, a sunset, a few beers and palm trees. Every weekend make the drive straight to Carolina beach. The land of surprise, tell you' how, never why? The first day we met she served me fries and a burger; she invited a stranger to swim inside her torture. We talked about forever, and came up real short. Like having a magazine, but needing a book. Couple crazy balloons, who pops first?? I can still remember as we drifted the shoreline, over and, over and, over again. The way her footprints matched the sand, had to make the ocean sad, but he had a job too do, erase the old for sake of new. Her sandy hair and bikini top made every guy stop to watch. Look at the stats, call up the cops. People like us, we die young. The wild times with crazy fun The highs, the lows. The greens, the rums. All the love with everyone, wasn’t enou

Are You A Real Friend Or Not
I have decided that I want to be here on CT for real friends....I need that in my life.. So, the next couple of days I wll be thinning out my list.. Those of you who have never spoke to me will be eiliminated. Sorry, I just am so tired of speaking to people that just turn their nose up tooo me. Those of you who are real friends just remember one thing...I treasure your friendship more than anything. Love RedMex

Sky
doc come help, i need to take it easy. the faster the life, the more it seems to please me. it's time to decide, the right road to try. turn left it's this, turn right it's why? if we cant depend on the world then why even try. i dare you to build a building that's gonna block the sky. and you just watch, some ass-holes gonna try, and it's just our luck, that were not gonna die. we're gonna survive on hamburgers and fries, and a big-ass building that blocks the sky.

Check Her Out!
OMG. I just saw this Bulliten.... ---------------------------------------------- I keep getting compliments on my page and how much people love it I didn't make it Also, for the newer people who don't understand how to do anything with their page yet It's easy this right here is the man to go see (it's his skin that I am using right now) SirJim ~Rider~@ CherryTAP and THIS IS THE LINK to browse through the many skins he has made Now if you do end up finding one you like and use it on your page..please show him a lil love because I for one think those skins gotta be hard work to make :D (repost of original by 'I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2006-12-15 03:47:15') (repost of original by 'lil pixxi girl is Feelen' Frisky and In Luv with Dave!!' on '2006-12-15 03:53:48') ------------------------------------------------ All I can say is... TY Sporks. Love ya. Please go share her some love. I have been bombed

A Yule I've Longed For
So long I have waited to be with a good man during Yule. Now I have one. I am So ecstacic I got man. that loves me and my kids. He Treats me like gold and has asked me to be his wife.. I acnt wait to be his bride. There are still good men out there. and im so happy and lucky I found mine.

I Wrote My Letter To Santa, Did U?
Hey marketman (santa), Well it looks like you have gotten into the Christmas spirit and putting out new toys for all the boys n girls...both good n bad I hope?You have a tree, thats decorated with care.A menora, and even a Driedel...lovely.Could I ask a favor, Ill be brief, with my request this time,I swear.We wouldn't want to leave out the wiccans cause theirs is a religion and I think they'd all be tickled beyond compare, if you would find it in your heart to place us something there.Perhaps a pentegram, something for our altar,or even a bag of spells? Thanks hugs and kisses Tracie Ps Ive been extra good this year!;p

Gender Dictionary
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger." Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by-product o

Holiday Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in

Finally Friday
"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." - Charles McCabe "Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."- Joey Bishop "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."- Johnny Carson

My Boys Mommy Needs Help
hey you guys my boyfriends mom has had a site for a while now and well she is still roadkill. she doesnt have time to get on much and has recently been on so how about having her at least to level one by the next time she gets on. thank you guys! weewee@ CherryTAP

Our Poor Little Puppy Boy
.. Yesterday we gave away the boy puppy to a new family, he was a birthday present for a little boy who goes to our playgroup, he is turning 5 tomorrow. i knew he was going to a great home and would have a great life and be loved, they dont live too far away from us and they said we can visit and that they would bring him over to our house when they come down this way swimming at the beach etc. It was 12pm when i said goodbye to him, i was pretty sad, had a few tears in my eyes, it was hard because we all watched these puppys being born and they have become part of the family in the short weeks that we have had them. At 3pm we got a phone call. The people who we gave him to had gone into town shopping and locked him out in their porch while they were gone. They came home to find that he had climbed into a water trough and drowned. i couldnt believe it, i was shocked, upset and angry and the same time. I had only said goodbye to him hours before, i never dreamed it would the last time

Bed~golf Anyone? Lol
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. Players are cautioned to not mention other courses they have played or are currently playing. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipm

Disassembly Desired
I can never Seem to find The pieces of me Only you Somehow see They now need To be reminded How to be freed I still feel you With me You are burned In my soul I travel my path You along for The stroll The mind wonders The heart decides Noise enters the ears Escapes thru the lips Ideas, worries and doubts Travel in And back out But the love stays Inside

Regarding My Online Status
Aparantly CherryTap shows me online all the time. I have no idea why and I apologize if that has mislead you in some way. While I do have an unhealthy addiction to this site; I do not spend 24 hours a day here. I also get very sick at night and have to lie down which inevitably ends up in me falling asleep. So if I don't answer you immediately: a) Check my online status..I update it frequently if I'm logged in and just busy b) Send me a message I answer all messages, not always quickly but I answer them c) Send me a shout just don't get pissed at me if I don't answer Remember I love you all, I also work full time, have two kids by myself, and go to college. So can you cut me just a teensy bit of slack?

Closer
You say I'm stuck somewhere back in between My blurred memories Some say I kicked myself right in the face I'm not as I seem. I erase what you say Scrambled words in the way But you can't take away Turn away Run away Fuck with me Don't say that it's over I'd kill to be closer A moment in passing to you But to me I will wait And I'll take Anything with your name Don't say that it's over You can't live without me You say there's something that's wrong in my head So I like to bleed You say I'm scaring you now cause I'm tired From watching you sleep I erase what you say Scrambled words in the way But you can't take away Turn away Run away Fuck with me Don't say that it's over I'd kill to be closer A moment in passing to you But to me I will wait And I'll take Anything with your name Don't say that it's over You can't live without me Live without me Live without me But you can't take away Turn away Run away Fuck with me Don't say tha

Christmas
“God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son” (John 3:16) As we approach the Christmas season, I can't help but think about the greatest gift of all, a gift given not only on the first Christmas, but a gift given in full on the first Easter too! When I see Jesus Christ hanging on the cross, I see the nails in His hands, I see the spikes in His feet, I see the spear in His side, I see the crown of thorns upon His brow, and I remember that “God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son” TO TAKE MY PLACE ON THE CROSS. In these days of uncertainty and confusion, these are gifts that go beyond our power to understand. And yet they are the gifts of God that became ours because we have received Jesus Christ as our Savior, and not because we were naughty or nice. So while you are makin' your lists, checkin them twice, does it really matter who was naughty and who was nice. Either way, Jesus Christ is still coming to town! As I was

Part Ten
When the bedroom door closed behind them, Marie marveled at the change in Cat. Gone was the bossy dom that had just sent her husband out to "find some cock" for them. Cat was like an experienced older lover guiding a virgin through her first time. Of course, as Marie thought about it, it wasn't far from the truth. Even though, Marie had had fantasies about women, she had never even kissed one until Cat kissed her just moments ago. Taking Marie in her arms and giving her small kisses on the neck Cat stopped long enough to explain "I have wanted you for so long. I didn't want James here or anyone else for that matter." Marie tingled at the feeling of Cat's warm whispers in her ear. "I just wanted it to be you and I making love", Cat continued as she swept Marie's blouse and bra to the floor. The realization that this would be "making love" and not something they were doing just to be kinky , brought a warm feeling to Marie. She wanted this to be all the things her first tim

Save Me
Face down today, is this almost over, Face down this way, i am sticking out, So lost that im swimming, dementing the cure, For your glaring and staring. Am i really screaming loud, Do i even make a sound, Can i really scream out loud, When theres no-one to hear me. Wont you save me, Cause im slipping away, Just save me from myself, Cause all these angry voices, Are making my choices, Please save me from myself. Take me away, i wish i was sober, Im taken away, by the sound of your voice, So lost that im choking, awaiting tonight, From your glaring and staring, you're scaring. Am i really screaming loud, Do i even make a sound, Can i really scream out loud, When theres no-one to hear me. Wont you save me, Cause im slipping away, Just save me from myself, Cause all these angry voices, Are making my choices, Please save me from myself. I heard you say a pray for me Why cant you take my life away Cause i need you. Can i be saved Wont you save me,

A Day In The Life Of My Cat
I started my day just Chill'n I was Watching a little Kitty Porn When My Buddy came over wanting to Jam So we Jamed I was smoking on the turn table. After We played That bastard stole my Food so i had to Fuck him up While he was out cold. I ate my owner's food. But he Caught me... if only he know what was gong through my head... He would NEVER have turned his back on me... What can I say Payback is a Bitch!!! Well that was a day in my Life Take care BITCHES!!!!

Man's Code Of Conduct
The Man's Guide & Code of Conduct -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat. 2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella. 3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 4. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bullshit. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 6. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the tempera

What Tarot Card Are You??
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because

Funny Shit
funny shit... me and my friend bens convo RockLoverGirl4U (5:11:33 AM): stop stuffing your mouth with cock BEn BEN (5:12:32 AM): stop getting fucked in the ass by black guys RockLoverGirl4U (5:13:06 AM): stopped getting fucked by DRAG QUEENS BITCH BEN (5:14:11 AM): stop getting double teamed by two greezy midgets in elf costumes RockLoverGirl4U (5:15:04 AM): really quit getting fucked by two fat ass ladys with tits hanging down to there knees and there hole as big as your head. BEN (5:16:49 AM): quit letting Oscar the grouch and big bird jack off on your face on the corner of Sesame street bitch! BEN (5:17:09 AM): and having cookie monster pay you 10 cookies for a blow job BEN (5:17:22 AM): and then the count bitch slaps you as he counts to ten RockLoverGirl4U (5:18:09 AM): hmm really you wanna fight. RockLoverGirl4U (5:18:20 AM): ill go lorena bobbit on you BEN (5:18:29 AM): and then you got in bed with Burt and Ernie and they both gave you a golden shower RockLove

I Gotta Vent!!!!!!!
Well here it is 6:00 AM and i have been up an hour already! So much going on and not a darn bit of it fun! This is the First Christmas I will have as a single person.........and with the Devils Brother for an ex, it will suck bad. That so called man has done nothing but torture and punish me for leaving him and attempting to have a life out of his domineering and control. So, now must get an attorney to even get the "HUGE" LOL amount i was awarded in alimony! What a joke! Let me know how well can a person live and pay all their utilities on $400 a month! Please tell me too how can u buy Christmas gifts for 11 grandkids with it when he does NOT send it! One thing, he and his new sweetie did get to take their Mexican cruise to help celebrate his birthday! Sure do hope they are very happy!!! Sorry, just had to VENT a bit! Love u all!!!!!

A Little Bit About Me.
Many of you know my mother. Well she decided to sign me up for a dating website, and when I filled out the usual retarded questionaires that every site has, for some reason I felt the need to think about who I am as a person... the following is what I came up with. It made me feel a little bit better about my situation... I should be putting up christmas decorations, and will now go back to doing just that, but I had to post this, not for you but for myself as a reminder of why I am the way I am and why I must continue living even when life and love deals me a harsh hand. A little about me... It is 4:11 in the morning I am putting up christmas decorations and I got bored so I decided I may as well put some actual TIME into this thing... I am a unique person, My friends have told me that my brain works backwards from other peoples, whatever that means... but If you are looking for basic knowledge about me, first and foremost I LOVE MUSIC, I can listen to just about anything,

Things I Hate About Everyone!
This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!! 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me

Come On You Know You Want To!!
I want to make a folder with pics of people paying tribute to me!! In other words....pics with people with my name either written on them or on a piece of paper!! You chose!! I would love to see what happens when you all get creative!! I really enjoy nudes but not in the normal guy way.....I am a photographer and I appreciate art in all forms, it just so happens that the female body is one of the greatest forms of art there is out there!! Much Love to all, Aethan O'Lorcain

Hmmm.....
well soo i went to rich's (club) it was very interesting met some interesting people.Had some guy flick my friend off.And SOMEBODY STEPPED ON MY FUCKIN TOE.... i was like soo mad.and it was all red.and then we lost my friends friend.it was chaos. and then we got lost coming home...and theres a bunch of FREAKIN FOG ii hate fog

Opinions
Hey, you all are gonna like this one. Like freedom of speech, we are entiteled to our "OPINION". Sometimes that could show just how clueless we are about different things.So unless you know of what you preach, keep it to yourself. Simple......less anger and hostelity.

What Kind Of Flirt Are You
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Flirt Style? MY RESULT:Touchy Feely When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally.Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something. Take This Quiz!

Confessions Of A Broken Heart
Pain... Tension... Fatigue... Depression... Anger, Aggression, Frustration. All these unwanted sensations - Burning, hurting, tearing. My heart alone, cold and fearing. Why won't you let me sleep, let me rest, Let me forget To eradicate, eliminate, destroy all my regrets? These memories inside, swirling, twirling, unwilling to reside in the corner of my mind. Repeating, resisting, insisting - Refusing to be denied its recognition Of its position in my Frustration, Confusion, Delusion. Ah, to close my eyes and let time fly by, Because there's so much to gain By forgetting these dreams driving me insane. Unfocused, unclear, out of control, My world spinning, spinning, spinning, My sanity flying through the door. My reason, my logic, oh, it's tragic, Like fine sands running through my hands, I'm losing my mind.

Was Too Damn Long - S-z Of The English Dictionary :p
Sack/sacked - If someone gets the sack it means they are fired. Then they have been sacked. I can think of a few people I'd like to sack! Sad - This is a common word, with the same meaning as naff. Used in expressions like "you sad b***ard". Scrummy - This is a word that would be used to describe either some food that was particularly good (and probably sweet and fattening). Scrumping - To go stealing - usually apples from someone elses trees! Send-up - To send someone up is to make fun of them. Or if something is described as being a send-up it is equivalent to your take-off. Like Robin Williams does a take-off on the British accent - quite well actually! Shag - Same as bonk but slightly less polite. At seventies parties watch the look of surprise on the Englishman's face when an American girl asks him if he would like to shag. Best way to get a Brit to dance that I know! You can even go to shagging classes! Shagged - Past tense of shag, but also see knackered. Sh

English Dictionary For Us Slanderish Americans- Thanks To My Dear Sweet Brit Friend Jp.. (now We Can Talk To Eachother Woohoo!)a-r Lol The Whole Thing
Ace - If something is ace it is brilliant. I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill. Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. In other words - trouble! There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! All right? - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"? You would say it to a complete stranger or someone you knew. The normal response would be for them to say "All right"? back to you. It is said as a question. Sometimes it might get expanded to "all right mate"? Mostly used by blue collar workers but also common among younger people. Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! I think he thought I had something against clocks! Any road - Up north (where they talk funny!!) instea

Stop This Fucking Nonsense!! Humans Have Stooped To A New Level Of Freakin Idiot.
This is going around so Im posting it in my blog too.. I beg everyone who lives in that state please for the love of anything you have ever held dear. for the love of any animal youve ever had in your entire life.. do what you can to stop this! This kills me - how humans can even think they have the fucking right to "exterminate" a living ANYTHING sends me fucking irate! dogs are taught violence- exterminate the people who turned them into hateful fighting machines- dont kill the damned dog who did what it was taught. I cannot even fathom this came up.. I'm so pissed ! they better hope this fails - because otherwise I'll be the first person bombing the idiots who brought this up.

Personallity
Seems to me its almost even here with everyones blogs (hostil vs. honesty). Don't get me wroung, freedom of speech is good, but lets not freak out and lose love for another human being. Contests..points.. bah, they can have it. I just simply wanted to meet new people, and not cause I want to see yur yau yau..k. Remember good friends are hard to find.

If This Is Happening...it Needs To Stop Now! (repost)
if this is happening...it needs to STOP now! (repost) Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if CherryTap could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Sooo Many Great New Photos!
now, you all know that i am not a point or comment whore but c'mon friends, i still have 1,705 points to go. it's been over a month since i had room to put up photos. i have soooo many new photos for you. i deleted some yesterday just to put a few up, i dont like to have to do that because your comments go with them and each photo is secected to go up for a reason. believe me, i have thousands that are not up. i sift through them carefully, think, make my choice, edit and post. now, i'm waiting on you. you know what to do. if you havent been through my photos yet, grab a beverage, get cozy and spend some time with me in my albums. express your thoughts with a rating and a comment, go to the next photo and repeat. then go to the next album and repeat. i promise you its a good time. if it honestly is not, i will give you your money back. thanks, scottie

Poem To My Love
Only You *Melissa* Only you can make me feel the way I do. When we caress it feels like we are one, never two. Each time that we have touched is imprinted on my heart. My head floods with thoughts of you whenever we're apart. Only you can look in my eyes and see their rain. You take my world and turn to love its pain. Being able to be me is a gift I've never known. I love you a great deal for the passionate heart you've shown. Only you have the chance to show me life's sweet joy. I feel like a boy on Christmas Day opening his favorite toy. Every day in every way I crave you and your touch. The little things; the way you smell, your skin, soft lips and such. Only you can help me write our fairy-tale come true. Be the queen of my heart and I'll stand guard for you. Your knight in shining armour, or jester when you need laughter. Lets live a love that ends with '& they lived happily ever after'

So If You Just Got Friend Accepted- Latest Blog Haha
Ive been slacking for a couple days on filtering friends- its like this- if you haven't read it yet- read my blog called read before you friend. I clean out my friends every month now- if I don't hear from you or you're just a point whore you're gone as of January first. I don't cam, I wont show you my beaver.. your lucky to see my pic to begin with. I'm a cool chick read my blogs and check out my stash ! :) don't ask me a stupid question thats on my profile. If you follow these things hey rock on nice to meet you :) if you shout at me with something like hey sexy and I don't even know you- I will ignore you , check to see if you're my friend and remove you. Don't ask what size cup I wear- its Big okay. and none of your fucking business. don't ask me to vote for you- I'm not into 'cone'tests if thats why you're my friend you wont even make it to the first. Any questions feel free to ask :) Thanks!

Curious And Curiouser...
it kind of disturbs me.. or perhaps i should say more than kind of.. that there are so many people on CT who are insanely concerned about their rank and ratings. it is a cool site and i think the points system is a nice idea, but some people take it too far, and far too seriously. "love me, love me!" while i am on the subject: why oh why must people post such useless pointless blogs vying for attention. i think its more fun if your pictures, words and personality do the work for you. or am i wrong here? people?

Lovers
Which Tarot Card Are You? You are the Lovers card. The Lovers card is about union. Each of us carries in our DNA the ability to be the opposite of what we think we are. Often our romantic attachments grow out of awe and respect as we see in another the characteristics we repress in ourselves. Society often presses us into molds of what it thinks masculinity and femininity should be. As a result, many of us associate with our gender certain positive characteristics and call others negative, when if these same qualities were held by a person of the opposite sex, our attitude towards them would be reversed. Getting in touch with our inner animus and anima, (Jung's terms for our inner male and female), allows us to see the whole of our personalities in a positive and constructive light. When you draw The Lovers card in a reading, you are working with balancing these forces. Depending on where the card is, you have either achieved balance or need to. The Lovers could indicate a rom

You Tell Me
I went to my son's first chorus concert this evening, and when we got done I had the absolute best BANANA SPLIT in the world!!! 2 Bananas 3 Scoops ice cream (Caramel Cone Crunch/Turtle Heaven/Tasmanian Tracks) 3 Toppings (Caramel/Hot Fudge/Peanut Butter) Whip Cream and one delicioso CHERRY! This wasn't a banana boat, but the MOTHERLOAD Go Figure A Pregnant Woman Was Making It And Kept Stressing That She Was Making It How She Would Want It Right Now, lmao

Saw On The Side Of A Starbucks Cup
The human brain is the only object in the known universe that can predict its own future and tell its own fortune. The fact that we can make disastrous decisions, even as we forsee their consequences is the great, unsolved mystery of human behavior. When you hold your fate in your hands, why would you ever make a fist?