* How can I stop my labrador from urinating and defecating on me while I'm sleeping? (Stop sleeping in the back yard.)
* Why is my girlfriend unhappy? I mean her dad died like a week ago and I thought she would get over it by now but she's being real emo about the whole thing. (Bitches be crazy dawg. I can't figure 'em out either)
* Should I have sex with my sister? (Is your sister Angelina Jolie by any chance? Then yes!)
* Is it ok to have sex while you are fishing? (With the fish or with your mate? Either way, hooks might become an issue.)
* Are boogers made from brain sweat? (Yes, yes they are. And farts are made from belly lint.)
* I get turned on by dogs. Is this cool? Y/N? (I get turned on by tattoos and goth chicks. Who I am to judge?)
* How do I stole 7 different passwords? (WTF? an illiterate haxxor?)
* Is it weird that my sister is 11 and poops her pants? (No, what's weird is that you have intimate knowledge of the contents of your sisters panties!)
* Do girls know that they have boobs? (I sure do!)
* How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent? (This is my favorite. You have to see the YouTube some guy made mocking this pitiful bastard.)
* Is my baby drinking my girlfriends blood? (What did you give birth to? Cthulu?)
* What's the best way to murder someone and get away with it? (Try using Martyrdom in a Hardcore COD match.)
* What is the best cleaning product for getting semen out of my cat's fur? (More semen of course!)
* What horse has the best tasting meat? (No clue, but I know what whores have the best tasting meat. $15 goes a long way in this economy.)
Ah yes, the youth of America and their quest for knowledge. My faith in our future is restored!
