A boy asked his dad, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'? The man thought for a moment, then replied, "Go ask your mom,sister,and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned." So the boy went to his mom and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" She replied, 'Of course i would! We could really use that money to send you kids to college!' Then the boy went to his sister and asked her the same question. She replied, 'Oh my gosh, i LOVE Brad Pitt, i would sleep with him in a heartbeat!' Then the boy went to his brother and asked him the same question. 'Of course.' he replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks could buy?' The boy thought for a few days and then went back to his dad. 'Did you find out the difference, son?' The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and i are sitting on 3 million dollars. But realistically, we're living with 2 hookers and a queer
