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Bombing For Peace
I must have to say that Bombing for Peace in the Middle East is truely like Fucking for Virginity! One has to Stop and Wonder what road is our Nation is taking,,,,,,"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Benjamin Franklin

For Those Who Missed The Bulletin
OK everyone, I've been going through a rough time so I'm going to be leaving on Sunday to head down to the beach. I'm not taking my laptop, but will have my cell, so feel free to call & cheer my ass up!! lol I don't know when I'll be back so please don't forget about me. Just gonna go get some "me time". Luv, peace & axle grease, Jenna

Fait Accompli
Fait Accompli | Mar 7 2006 1:36pm Charcoal silk whispers tenderly, Skin caressed by it's cool gossamer threads, Emerald eyes closing in graceful pleasure, Her heart beats in expected revelry. Charcoal threads tighten convulsively, A moment of fear races through her mind, Nude and vulnerable she lies in wait, Silence, deafening, breathing unsteady. She feels his warmth, with its silent plea, Whispers in the darknenss as shadows fall, The sweet smell of jasmine dances to her, A cold breeze, she shivers uncomfortably. A promise of trust and love given free, Silver glinting as candlelight flickers, Titilating the pale ivory flesh, Leaving striations that become rosy. Ensiform steel caresses gently, As memories are lovingly replaced, Tears well up and are quickly kissed away, Her fears are now conquered, fait accompli. The blade reaching deeper leaving a line of deep ruby. A cry of suprise, her eyes seek his, Seeing love staring back, accepting fate, T

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I've always wanted a relationship where I would do anything for that person. But now I'm not so sure I even want a relationship. Recent things have come up, and I am doubting my ability to hold onto a relationship and be able to keep myself interested in it. I get bored with one person. I get bored with all these people. I want to be able to have sex with someone the way I want it. I want a guy to fuck me like he wants only me. But then be able to leave the next day and not think of it again until the next time we go at it. I'm not all about sex. I'm not a whore. But I do want someone to share my passion between the sheets. And also someone who will talk to me and hold me when its cold. But won't make me his world, and won't mind if I don't make him mine. I think this is all because of a certain someone from Ohio. But weather or not I become someone who has sex with multiple guys/girls is yet to be decided. If you actually read this, thanks. I

Any Real Man Does This (thanks Justin!)
This is such perfection. Its finding the right man to do these things that is so damn hard. But anyway, thanks Justin. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE H

On The Truth & Trust
Ok this is a rant that might hurt someone's feelings. i'm sorry if it does but I speak my mind ALWAYS. I was raised Wiccan. I was not raised under the lies of christianity. the "easter bunny" "Santa Clause" "the Tooth Faery" and such things as that. all lies made to make children feel better toward christianity. now that rant is not about religion is about trust. I do *not* lie. gave that up a long time ago. I found it only hurts those one lies to, and it hurts the ones lying. case in point for me. 4 years ago in Austin Texas I was in a relationship with a woman that shall remain nameless; for a period of 3 years. during those three years she told me to my face that she loved me, she wanted to marry me and all these wonderful things. though to other people but on the streets, in malls, and over the internet; she told them I was stalking her, she was afraid of me. She actually claimed to people online that i had "followed her home and cut her face with a knife leaving horrible

Thru The Tears
No more worries no more fears I'll dry away all your tears Here to stand by you through the years I will help you conquer all your fears And wipe away every tear We will steer down the road together No matter shiny or rainy weather Deep in our hears the fire will burn As long as weere together there is no wrong turn So no more worries no more fears I'll be here to dry them tears The flame for you will always burn Deep down in my heart it will churn No more worries no more fears I'll stand by you through the years

Too Good To Be True
ive had a good time here on lc ,and met some really good friends, but the past couple days ive had a bad experience here. I met some, started talking to and i really liked her, she seemed nice and sweet ,boy was i wrong ,she turned out to be a nutcase ,accusing of me using her to get someone else, that everthing i said to her was a lie. i had to delete her as frind,then i blocked her,so she started sending messages to me at yahoo,that im a liar blah blah, you get the picture. so i set messenger to ingore incoming from her, then she comes back to lc and gets new user profile becomes my fan and sends me a fan request. Anyway i really love being here with my friends and fans,so if you tryed to contacted me and i didnt respond i not ignoring , just buzy with this nut. LUV YA

The First Date: Part One.
the first date: part one. One night this lady of barely 25 and I decided to go out. The date was ok we laughed and made polite conversation but I had the idea that she was just laughing at my funny stories to be polite. Dinner and the movie were over and I was on the way to drive her home when she said to me, "Oh we aren't going to your house now?" I was glad it was dark outside or she would of really saw the shock on my face. I said, "sure if that what you want sound great." She snuggled up close to me while i was driving and nipped my neck quickly. I gave a quick exhale of breath. She then tentively but with a quick hand touched my croch to see if she had got a reponse. She needened have worried it was all I could not to find a ditch and stay on the road. Thank God I found my house, and I didn't scratch my car. I did on the other hand find a new drive way, which I never had before. I opened my car door and went to open hers....only to find she wasn't in the car. I

Thoughts!!!
After having about 4 hours of sleep last night, I started thinking about somethings... How do you really know when you find the right person for you? How do you know what you want and who you want to be with? I came to the conclusion that when you find the right person, when you look into their eyes you see their fear's, happiness and sadness. But if you look deeper you can see their soul. But if you look into their heart you can find their hope's, dream's and other things. I don't know if it's just me and I don't care, I know that not everyone has found that special someone that they can share everything with. I just hope and I pray that maybe one day I will. I want to find that one person that will love me for who I am and not what I look like or how smart I am, just love me for me. It may not be soon but I hope I will find that one person or maybe he will find me....

Mmm I'm Perfect Lol
Okay... so if my pussy was...lets say a doughnut lol how would you eat it? Would you dive in head first and devour it ... would you slowly lick the glaze off and then stick your tongue through the center? or ... do you have a better idea?

How Horny Are You?
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny88%Normal Horny75%A little horny44%Not horny25%Super Horny25%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Thanks God...
... it's Friday my friends!!!!! lol i still can't believe all that happened to me this week... but lets do some panoramic view: - i'm single again, and now that i'm calm down, and fresh like lettuce, i can say it was for good :) because i lost 145 lbs of useless fat :D lol (i'm being ironic and bitter) - my parents both had a high preassure attack and my mom fainted (i was really scared about it)... thanks to my sister! (someone please tell her to grow up and act like the 32 years old woman she is, and not younger than me!) - work was hard and tiring, and yes, i was stressed and didn't finish everything! but, i'm better everyday, so i can say i'm the queen of IT security! lol so now that i feel good again, and i see all this chaotic week from outside, i can say: hmm that girl is strong, stronger than i thought, other people would just lay on bed and cry day and night for months!! well... it's all for now :) lets see what happens later! :-* mwahz everyone!

I Am Home
Well My Fellow Cherries!!! I am home now. I went in at 4am this morning and had my ovary removed, the Doc said everything went GREAT and they were able to harvest right at 200 good eggs, so that's good news. I feel good, just a little fuzzy headed...lol. The Doc's also said that they got it all and they are still going to do the low dose radiation treatments twice a week for 2 weeks, starting in a few weeks. LMAOOOOO they also said that I can't have sex for a while....oh well, guess I'll make up for that later. Just want to let everyone know that my spirit has not been broke by this. I have so many great people around me, thanks ya'll. Well imma go take a nap and sleep the fuzzies off hehehe. MUCH LOVE and PEACE -MissL8tyBird-

Differences Between Men & Women
Here's something I received in an e-mail that gave me a few good chuckles... WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARR

Lol, Have To Like Terry.
no foreplay no warning no sexual energy exchanged when I unzip your jeans push them down toss panties aside lay you on the side of the bed spread your pink lips exposing your clit and it's ring slowly circling with my tongue smelling your excitement licking just the clit sucking on it's ring up and down two strokes a second steady rhythm feeling it grow throbbing hard sliding down to enter tasting you fully sucking your engorged lips back to clit strong relentless tongue flicking against you three male fingers enter so tight and wet licking, licking, licking a finger probes your anus slowly till halfway feeling your contractions wanting to cum needing to cum pleading to cum begging to cum hips like a carnival ride wanting, needing, pleading, begging fighting back and losing surrendering to the wicked tongue moaning, groaning, screaming waves of pleasure tingling of toes and fingertips nipples ice hard pussy pushing my fingers out wetting the

Dreaming Of You ?
as i close my eyes my world changes, you are there with me in my mind i see you in my heart i feel you, i can touch you touch your body feel your breath against my neck, i can feel your lips on my body i can feel everything. i am taking a way from the world i am taken to a new plane were we are as one were we are in each others arms then then i wake and i look around and you are not there my heart sinks and but its ok cozz i will be with you again soon when night falls

Scenario Choice
Scenario one...... The heavy air collects on your skin as the the morning's shower beats the nights sleep away. You gather your thoughts to a suprise. I enter the shower as I have drempt of for months. Our eyes meet through the haze as our lips meet w/ force. Little moans creep past our lips as it appears we are on the same wavelength. My handss massaging the water into your skin, tasting it as it runs down the nape of your neck... My tongue tracing your curves meeting as the water collects in your belly button. Slowly kissing and carressing your hips and ass. my fingers lightly teasing your skin and flicking your asshole. My kisses grow in heat and frequency as I am now just above your glistening pubic hair. Kissing the outsides and insides of your thighs as they still have the scent of soap. Teasing and waiting for your wnts to turn into needs. Your hands now gripping my head and pulling me to your clit. So pink, so inviting. I kiss it lightly, passing it w/ my bre

Things That Piss Me Off...
Parents who lie about other peoples kids... Parents who don't take responsibility for their own kid's messups... Parents who think they can threaten single parents, because they just feel they have the g-damn right too... Parents who are ignorant to the law... Parents who place blame on everyone else... Parents who don't make their kids responsible... Parents who are big fukkin babies when there kid doesn't get the playing time they think he should have just because of his name....arghhhh All I can say is blame me for your kid's fukkups all you want, because when it comes to what is right and what is wrong I will be there to ram every word, every lie back down your throat. When it comes to my kid, and you are deliberately trying to hurt him...I will be your worse nightmare, I don't care who you are!!! If my son is at fault he will be responsible for his actions, that is what a good parent does. Teaches your child to be honest and respectful, and to own up when you are wro

Such A Nice Dream Last Night
Sleep on the couch last night. Out of the norm for me. I went to bed in a white tank top and some boxer shorts. I dooze off watching The Breakfast Club. I felt a brief kiss on my forhead. And felt fingers softly brush my face. His finger tips lightly brush my neck and exposed cleavage. A slight sigh escapes my lips. I can't help but open my eyes and see this amazing man above me. I smile and ask him to come cuddle with me. He removes his shirt and lays behind me on the couch. His arm wraps around me and rests just beneath my breasts. With his other hand he strokes my hair. I can feel his breath on my shoulder and neck. It feels so good. I bring his hand to my lips and kiss the tips of his fingers. I turn my head alittle to meet his lips. Oh how his tongue danced with mine. It sends shivers up my spine. I turn my body towards him and my tank top slips down alittle and my nipple is almost exposed. As he kisses me again, his hand reaches down to cup my breast and tease my nipp

Top 10 New York Dumb Laws
10. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. 9. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. 8. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. 7. A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match 6. During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks 5. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". 4. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. 3. You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. 2. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothes

Juggalo As Defined By The Urban Dictionary
no one has ever made it sooo clear muthafacoz!!! A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years. Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings,

Going Back To Iraq
hello every body just wanted to say thanks for being so great but i got a call today and im heading back to iraq wasnt going till dec but they need us ill be leaving next week sometime you all be good and say a prayer that we all come back safe:)

The 29th ~ It's An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie..
Stop taking pictures of your dick and then sending them to me, or making it your main picture, or just being an all-around sick in the head mother fucker. Do you think that looking at a picture of your teenieweenie is going to make me all hot and bothered and I'm going to haul my ass over to Wisconsin/Ohio/South Dakota/whereeverthefuck just to stick it in one of my orifices? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN, SIR. I'm not going to have sex with a guy who is so desperate and fucked up that he has to take pictures of his genitals and send it to girls on who live across the globe. This shit is getting ridiculous. Now, if you're a hot chick with nice boobs, you can send me pictures of them. But I'm just gonna look at them and smile, because I don't have sex with whores either. IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMEONE PICTURES OF YOUR WEENIE, SEND THEM TO ALEXIS. SHE LOVES THEM. ESPECIALLY SMALL ONES. THX.

Handle With Care
handle with care i am giving you something that means a lot to me. something very dear that is a part of me. it is all together now, but it has been broken at times. so many times, too many times, i became scared to show it. i locked it away on a shelf. i hid it away from the world, including myself. it was when i met you that i found it again. now i am giving you this key to let you in. i give this piece of me, with you i will share. take my heart, but handle with care.

Sick & Tired
I'm sick & tired of the fights. I'm sick & tired of all the tears. I'm sick & tired of being sorry. I'm sick & tired of the hate. I'm sick & tired of the disrespect. I'm sick & tired of the crap. I'm sick & tired of the broken hearts. I'm sick & tired of the broken lives. I'm sick & tired of the broken dreams. I'm sick & tired of the fake friends. I'm sick & tired of trying to make everyone happy. I'm sick & tired of the depression. I'm sick & tired of the anger. I'm sick & tired of the lies. I'm sick & tired of the beatings. I'm sick & tired of the deaths. I'm sick & tired of being in the middle of everything. I'm sick & tired of being a target. I'm sick & tired of letting people down. I'm sick & tired of the rumors. Most of all I'm just sick & tired of it all.

Lmao New Husband Wanted
New Husband Wanted!!! >> > >> >A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married >> >again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: >> >HUSBAND WANTED: >> > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), >> > MUST NOT BEAT ME, >> > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, >> > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! >> > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. >> > >> >On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, >> >she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel > >> >chair. >> > >> >He had no arms or legs. >> >"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!" the >> >widow said. >> > >> >"Just look at you ... you have no legs!" >> >The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on >> >you!" >> > >> >"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. >> >Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" >> > >> >She raised an eyebrow an

Juggalos
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years. Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in orde

More Information About Me Than You Can Handle
This is where you can ask me anything you want and i will do my best to answer you honestly lol if i cant i will make you giggle at the very least so go on dare ya? C

Just A Stupid Poem I Wrote A While Back Nuttin Special
''feel my pain''.....''i cut to take the pain away,i cry for the memories to fade,i think of doing it,i write the poems,i make the plan,i feel the rush through my veins,my hands,my feet,my body is numb,i can't feel my body any more,i feel free away from everything,my worries,my fears are gone,my tears are gone,i'm floating down to a place where i'm suppose to be,i look down on them,i can't cry because nothing is there,i allways knew no one cared.....written by:kn1ght''

Ow!
I'm limping today. My knee is in horrible pain whenever I bend it. It's not gout because it's not swollen enough, and the pain isn't at that intolerable gout level. But it hurts. We're having our annual Halloween party in about a month. We're already buying decorations. This is one of my favorite holidays. We still haven't decided what costumes we're going for, maybe a cowboy and a saloon girl, or a devil and angel. Any suggestions? It's rainy, dark and drab, and I'm in pain. I hope your Saturday is going better

Failed Class Project
CLASS PROJECT GONE WRONG An elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun! They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home. The cactus plants were removed and small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home instead. The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time!

Lesbian Encounter
This past summer, my best friend and I decided to take a mini vacation to a cabin in Sedona Arizona. Going on vacation together was something we wanted to do for a long time. We were the best of friends, we did everything together, and it was like we were so close, we couldn’t make a decision without the other one’s input. The evening of our arrival we checked into our cabin, unpacked and just spent the night enjoying that fact that we had no husbands or kids for an entire weekend, it was just us, with the freedom to do anything we desired. Since we were so tired from the trip up to the cabin, we called it an early night, excited to get out the next day and enjoy the sights. We slept so sound that we actually woke up two hours later than we had planned; neither of us even remembered hitting the snooze button on the alarm. Since we were so pressed for time, we jumped in the shower together, I didn’t even think twice about it. We had been friends for so long; I just didn’t

Never Again
MM all, I posted this because in many ways it represents the reasons why I work to help with Pagan Pride Day. Many of you who have been to a PPD before have seen a memorial (and our PPD is dedicated) to Tempest Smith(tempestsmithfoundation.org/). For those of you who do not know Tempest's tragic story, it is one where WE as a community failed. And it cost Tempest her life. You have seen the bumper sticker's slogan before: NEVER AGAIN. That is what PPD is about. I am not one who believes that the darkness of the corners can provide safety. Itis time that we proclaim ourselves as Pagans Proud, who are firmly dedicated tothe proclamation: NEVER AGAIN!!! As a last parting thought that is in no way meant to denigrade the fate of so many women, it needs to be said that it was not only women who were jailed, tortured, and murdered -- so were many men. BB, Eugene Each year they parade her about... the traditional Halloween Witch. Misshapen green face, stringy scraps of hai

Take Chances Or Not?
Ok so i posted a very intresting blog and got a few comments about dangerous wants, needs...So then i got an intresting reply what if someone thought that the other person was the perfect person? Is there such a perfect person in this world? Does she/he exist? Another question is do people want to take chances or are they content in there "confort zone" and not want to take a chance on anything? My cousin Destiny thought the same thiing she had it all job great friends and wasnt going to go outside the confort zone but when she went to vegas she did the most shocking thing anyone ever thought She came home married after 5 days in vegas, Ya 5 days and all because she took a chance..She is the mom of a beautiful baby boy now and preg again all because she didint follow everyones rules and want her to stay where she belonged and be with someone from michigan and settle down and blah blah She went had fun had an instant attraction and now BOOM...My brother took a chance when he dated so

Cremated Husband
CREMATED HUSBAND Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, “Herman, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money! " Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money! Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ........Here it comes!

My Love, Are You Still Mine?
My love, Are you still mine? 'Cause there are many... Fantasy thoughts going through my head, As all I do is think of you... As I've hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know... I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn... That you are the man of my dreams, The one I have searched all my life, That every day, more and more, I'm falling deeply in love with you! Oh to find this and be able to say this is all i want hugz cher

Hellspawn
Click here to listen to Hellspawn song Conjured out of darkness demons from the depths of hell Satan's Spawn has arrived on earth f'ever more to dwell Crimson moon has killed the sunlight Day is dark as night Hellspawn are reborn All will now repent Father of all lies He is the serpent blood and chaos now reign supreme Rivers flowing red All will Witness the fall of man at hands of the damned Flesh is wasted butchered Slaughtered Mankind is now dead Hellspawn are reborn All will now repent Father of all lies He is the serpent

Blogs
This Is My first blog And It will be lame I have no clue at all What A blog is? LOL My Name Is Richiele'Marie I came here From Yafro I love Yafro but it is always on crack. My friends Call me Ele Prounounced Simply "L" I hope to learn all I can here. I am real Friendly so Please talk to me. I do not like the rate thing. I think it is lame. I see beauty as a soul thing most pictures do not capture. hopefully my friends see the beauty within me. xxx Ele

Poetry
This is just one poem but broken down into 3 different parts. Each standing for something entirely different yet they all oddly enough go together. ~In it's Entirety~ "Once to Heaven" -Welcome to Heaven- Entering Pure Bliss Enjoying the company of the Angels surrounding ones self Entering the Eternal feeling of Love Re-entering eternal love a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time The warmth of having a sprite/s and/or something close to it to heal and/or Cherish Waking with no time limit Enjoying the fruits of Euphoria Reaping the growth of trust and honesty Cherub friends to enjoy time with Free will to do as wanted "Once to Hell" -Enter the Devils Lair- Crossing paths with the Demons Casting evil grins Meeting ghoulish women Kind and gentle on the outside Ripping apart the heart Raping the mind Endulging on the fruits of Havoc Being engulfed in the Tyrannts endless Beatings Fighting Relentless, unstoppable, vicious Hellions Demonic Mental Violations Disembowlin

Brief Intro
Hi LC Allow me to introduce myself, my name's Ryan. I'm from Ottawa, Canada and I'm 31 years old. I was born with a rare form of Muscular Dystrophy. One of the interesting things about me is that I'm an amateur Stand Up Comedian. Currently, I perform about once or twice a month locally and hope to get more and more shows. I have five tattoos which are a lightning bolt on left bicep, barbwire around left wrist, chain around right wrist, pot leaf below left knee and chinese wording which means unique, which is on my lower right leg. I have a wide range of intrests. Everything from the typical ones such as movies, music, and chatting to sexual ones. I have a saying that I enjoy using. I may be disabled, but I'm also sexabled. Anyways, don't be afraid to ask me stuff or just chat with me. I'm basically just a normal guy. RL

I Wish You Enough
I WISH YOU ENOUGH Recently, I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport as the daughter's departure had been announced. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough." The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom." They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I sat. Standing there, I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?" "Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. When you were saying good-bye, I heard you

Problems On The Site Today.. Should Be Fixed.
for those interested: the problems were caused by some new database machines we added to the site. they didn't have the exact same config as the older machines, which caused the off/on weirdness we experienced today. we actually have way more spare capacity than the site has ever had (even when we had 5000 members).. things should be smooth again. :D -mike

"the Black Day"
THIS IS MY MEANING TO "THE BLACK DAY" JUST ONE OF THOSE DAY'S WHEN EVERY THOUGHT, ACTION, SOUND YOU HEAR IS BLACK AND LIFELESS IM IN A HOLE AND I DONT WANT OUT. IM HAVE MY BROKEN HEART, I HAVE MY FEARS, I HAVE MY DARK EMOTIONS THAT CONSUME ME LIKE THE THOUSAND HELLS I HAVE CREATED FOR MYSELF BEFORE THIS ONE. NO ONE WANTS TO BE HEAR AND WHEN YOU ARE HERE YOU DONT WANT TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WILL JUST PULL YOU BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN. WHO CARES FOR THE LOST, WHO CARES FOR THE WOUNDED, WHO WILL SAY I AM HERE WITH YOU IN THIS "A BLACK DAY

Check Out The Witches And Pagan Louge
This is somewhat a new group that I (we) have came up with not to long ago. It's for all types of witches and pagans alike where they can talk amoungst themselves (hopefully)about anything. there is one rule that I am seriuos about and thats There is no swearing (you will be warned once) or putting any body down and if soo I will personally delete you out of the group (if I catch u) doing anything that negative talking at all. I want this to be a positive place for everyone that comes in and becomes a member here. I came w/this so we all can enjoy each others company and maybe even learn from each other as well. Here is the link if u are having a hard time getting there. The Witches & Pagans Lounge Is now Open Brightest Blessings, Mistress Isis

Reply - What's Wrong With Guys?
Originally posted on MySpace Saturday, September 09, 2006 My friend, who goes by Fragger, just posted a blog called What is wrong with guys? Basically, he wondered why SO MANY of us males act like utter jerks - they say and do all the right things to get laid and then they're Casper, or worse - the nightmare come to stay. In response to this and the comments thereto: I, for one, will NOT admit that getting laid is MY ultimate goal. At least, not on the first date, it's not. By the third date, maybe. I generally DO want to go out with a lady which - frankly, yes - I find physically appealing. But also something else has to appeal to me - I've had 1 bad marriage and 12 other relationships that flat went wrong for WHATEVER reason. They were all but 2 lacking in something - commitment to me and to us. Most wanted me to be someone else - similar, but this trait or that HAD to go. They did - along with me. Two WERE committed to us - at least for a while. One changed that and cheated with

"under The Silver Moon"
"Under The Silver Moon" I was taking my usual evening walk along the beach, just as I had done many nights before. The night was rather a peaceful. The tide seem to roll upon the beach tonight, not like it’s usual crashing like thunder. The moon was especially bright for this time of year. Unlike it’s harvest glow of Autumn Oranges, tonight it looked almost Silvery. As I walked even farther along the beach, I would look back at the beach house. Soon I could not even see the lights that lit the path to the front entrance. I begin to stop, and look out over the ocean, amazed at it’s beauty. As I continued my walk, I begin to notice a dark figure in the distance ahead of me. I couldn’t quite make reason of what it could be. I had walked this beach many times before, but had never notice anything being in that area. As I walked on in the direction of the image, I begin to realize, this figure that I had seen from a distance was not an object at all. But it is a women. Not just

Shadows
I can feel her presence ever so close. But yet I see her not. As I look into the mirror every night, I see nothing, but rather feel a strong presence of some dark shadow watching from close by. I can feel the soft touch of her hand on my shoulder, I can feel her chin resting on the other shoulder. I can feel her ever so slowly caressing my neck with her tender lips. Slowly I turn to embrace her, but no one is there, only a disappearing shadow on the wall. As lie in bed awaiting sleep, there she appears again. Not adorned with the human flesh, but only as a shadow, as a dark angelic being. She lies by my side, I can feel her soft skin brush against my back. She slowly runs her nails up my side, in a pleasurable motion. I feel her breath against the back of my neck. Slowly I turn to her, our lips begin to close the distance between us. Closer, and closer, until I awake, only to see the same disappearing shadow once more.

Question Of The Day
Ok here is another question of the Day Does anyone believe that you can fall in love or have feelings for someone that you havent met yet? Say wrong number, internet? Ok why do i ask this right? Its just that so many people fall for others everyday without seeing them..But are most people honest with the other one that they are talking to? Love is so strange that so many people want it but they believe so much to achieve it...I believe in love i really do..But with everything nowdays who can be sure that you are talking with who they say they are. Or are they just saying things that they think you wnat to hear jsut so they can laugh at you or think it is a joke? I have a friend who is always on the net and she wasnt looking for love at all but she found this man who was so "right" for her and they talked for months and months even on the phone traded pics, numbers, ect...Then they made a offical "date" She was ready for it to meet the man of her dreams Now she was 29 a

The Missing Condoms
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend."

From Us.
This is our page together. What to say here to help you all understand our lives. We fully believe that people should want to know someone and not just what they look like naked. I know that most people will not even read this and I believe that that is a sad situation. So, because I know alot of people, mainly guys, are just looking for a quick peek of the naked female form we have decided that unless you do read this we will not be able to add you as a friend. This is the only one of these that we plan on posting and therefor think that it is not a huge request. We are looking for friends here not just cheap thrills. We are completely devoted to one and other and believe in privacy. To see her intimate pictures is in my humble opinion an honor. Some of you may not agree but it is our choice to post these pictures for some to see. She is my world and my life and while I am not uncomfortable letting others admire her beautiful form I will not let everyone do it. I believe sh

*may Have To Try A Few Of These*
These sound pretty interesting….might have to try this There are cheaper ways to achieve each of the following! (But maybe not as much fun as trying these!) 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringe

Hes Gone.
at 6:30pm tonight my grandfather passed away. everybody, children, brothers, sisters, grandchildren have been in and out of this house for the past 5 days and today...after some had left and others walked outside to smoke a cig....he passed on. so now he is a place where there is no more suffering and where he can once again meet up with my grandma. i love you grandpa...and i will never forget that you love me too. may you rest in piece.

Lets Get Dirty. Lets Get Fucked.
The bed beneath us laid spread eagle, aroused and anxiously awaiting to swallow our hunger, storing memories as echoes in the creaking bedsprings. Our bodies knew no bounds as we slid down on sweating sheets. One light from a perfumed lamp, Gathered us within its shadows, As we unfolded in silence. My hands teased and explored The contours, the folds of your body Until I pleaded for consumption. All clarity of thought lost As my tongue spoke wildly inside your seams; Your hair hugging my fingers As you unleashed wants as liquid spills. And whimpers turned to begs When I felt the wetness Pass between our mouths, Leaving pleasure traces upon your thighs. Now the gossiping walls Are sweating, reminiscing; The air hangs heavy With the musk of our essence And the moon is still blushing with shame, Stroking herself with luminous fingers.

Hahaha
So here I am laying in bed with the laptop watching television yet again, and I just heard the funniest thing. This commercial came on, and I have no idea what it was for cause I was too busy on this, but all I heard was "You must know karate cause your body is kickin!" I have NEVER heard that line before lol I think it's absolutely hilarious! If some guy ever said that to me, I would definately go on a dat e with him! LoL classic.

Spirit Of The Night
SPIRIT OF THE NIGHT NIGHT HAS FALLEN ON THE FOREST, AND THE STARS TAKE WATCH OVER ALL, THE MOON IS LENDING A GLOW TO THE VALLEY, AND A SHIMMER TO THE WATERFALL... SHADOWS OF LIGHT FLICKER ON HIS WINGS, AS HE GLIDES IN GHOSTLY SILENCE, HE IS THE WATCHER OF THE NIGHT, THIS SPIRIT OF MYSTICAL ALIANCE... WITH QUIET WONDER HE LOOKS UPON, THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT, THERE IS WISDOM IN THE EYES, OF THIS GUARDIAN OF THE NIGHT... HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES LIKE, NIGHT EAGLE AND TRUTH SEEKER, HIS MAGIC IS THAT OF THE MOON, WITH A SPIRIT OF TOTAL FREEDOM... HE IS THE LINK THAT TAKES US, BETWEEN THE WORLDS OF DARK AND LIGHT, A SHAPE SHIFTER THAT HAS MUCH COMFORT, WITHIN HIS SHADOWED SELF ALONE WITHIN THE NIGHT... MANY FEAR HIM, AND SOME REVERE, AS HIS SHAPE TAKES ON DIFFERENT FORMS, HIS WISDOM IS THAT OF MEDICINE, SEEING BEHIND THE MASKS OF MORTAL FORMS... HE IS A MESSANGER OF SECRETS, AND OMENS SOME DO FEAR, HE HAS KEEN SIGHT INTO OUR SOULS, WITH HIS SILEN

Love
can anybody tell me why love hurts so bad. when you care about a person. then they just end up breaking your heart first they dont call then they leave you and email saying its over why do incident hearts get broken.

"the Warrior", The Header Says It All.
To my friends at the LC; For the Veterans on LC; For my Family; For my Brothers and Sisters in arms: This is a work that I did in 1997 as part of a counseling program for PTSD. There have been many similar type works out there, but this one is unique, as it was written over the course of only about 15 minutes as I poured my heart out on to paper. Some will understand, others will not. For those that have family in the sandbox; Your Brother/Sister/Son/Daughter/Father/Mother will seem different after they return. They will have a different look in their eyes... a serious one. Use this to learn. Use this to understand. Use this to love again! Please feel free to repost this, but PLEASE... This is copywrited work. Please leave this unchanged in content! Thanks, Dave Stopher www.davestopher.com/warrior.htm +~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+ Shed no tear for me for I am a warrior. I chose my path willingly, only to be granted my wish. I've suffered, I've toiled, and I’ve bled

The Warrior By David Stopher
To my friends at the LC; For the Veterans on LC; For my Family; For my Brothers and Sisters in arms: This is a work that I did in 1997 as part of a counseling program for PTSD. There have been many similar type works out there, but this one is unique, as it was written over the course of only about 15 minutes as I poured my heart out on to paper. Some will understand, others will not. For those that have family in the sandbox; Your Brother/Sister/Son/Daughter/Father/Mother will seem different after they return. They will have a different look in their eyes... a serious one. Use this to learn. Use this to understand. Use this to love again! Please feel free to repost this, but PLEASE... This is copywrited work. Please leave this unchanged in content! Thanks, Dave Stopher www.davestopher.com/warrior.htm +~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+ Shed no tear for me for I am a warrior. I chose my path willingly, only to be granted my wish. I've suffered, I've toiled, an

Tuesday
Id come to you in your dreams To be beside you once again To hold you again in my arms To kiss you tender lips to feel you body close to mine to touch like lovers touch Long tender passionate kisses that lead to more and more Bodies intertwined searching searching for joy once more Tender searching soft touching two bodies becoming one Sounds of passion fills the room gentle moans and sighs building to a climax our bodies locked together floating once again to heaven Lovers once again please note this was written by dave

Missing You All!!!
Hi everyone, I am so sorry I have been gone for so long. I will be back soon. I had to have surgery and am slowly on the road to recovery. I have missed ya'll bunches. *hugs* & *Kisses* Trina

Size Of An Infant
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

Yeppers
I am in Texas and this computer is slow as hell, so I am not even going to try to respond to all of the messages I have gotten until I am home, but I want to say thank you to all of you and I Can't wait to talk to you again when I'm home. Also I can't get around to rating and commenting on all of your new pics yet because the computer is from the stone-age, hehe, but I promise I will get to it as soon as I am home.

Friends
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Joke Of The Day 10/3/06
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story ? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass goodbye!

How It Is
So easy to hurt, much harder to heal I can express my anger and share how I feel Twisting words to make them cause frustration Not using them to raise each other to a higher elevation Knocking us all down, why not it gets us through Staying all alone, friends are far and few "Ooops I did that" or "No way it wasn't me" But the truth is right there for all of us to see Problems inside can easily show from deep within Working to make them better is where it all begins

Ok I Finally Got The Real Dirt On Barbie!!!
WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE DRINKS! TURNS OUT SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT!! AND A DUI!!! AFTER THE FINES AND SHAME SHE WENT INTO HIDING AND BEGAN BINGE EATING! THEN SHE STARTED DRINKIN AGAIN AND LOST WEIGHT WELL SHE GOT INTO TROUBLE AGAIN AND ENDED UP JOINING THE MILITARY SO SHE WOULDNT END UP IN JAIL! BUT SHE GOT CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY TORTURED! CONVERTED! TRAINED (ONLINE TRAINING COURSES)TO BE A SPY AND A DOUBLE AGENT AND FINALLY NOW SHE IS THE POSTER MODEL FOR ALL THE YOUNG SUICIDE BOMBERS IN LEBANON, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, AND KENTUCKY!!! SEEN HERE MODELING THE LATEST IN EXPLOSIVE DEVICES, DUMB BITCH!!

Are You Not Curious As To What We're About?
Ok everyone, you see the posts, you read the blogs and bulletins, you have even ventured into the Lounge from time, but what we really want is for you to stick around and enjoy the live music from the best Dj's on the NET, and join us on www.temptationxradio.com click the pick to join us (Temptation~X~Radio)*@ LostCherry We are the Forbidden Fruit............. are you Tempted?

A Thousand Tears
I can see it in your eyes i found you waitin up again see the magic as it disappears see it all come crashin in holdin on to what we have ill bet you know what im gonna say ive lived a life of ups and downs I wish they would all just go away I can see you lookin back at me and the thoughts run through your head I can feel you really need me as you head off to bed ive seen a thousand tears from your eyes can you feel it when the magic dies ive seen a thousand tears fallin down like rain a thousand tears to ease the pain now i know what its gonna take so many sleepless nights when youre not awake ill sit and stare out the door ill lay awake and beg for more because a thousand tears will ease my mind as the world keeps being so unkind and a thousand tears running down my face will ease the pain but not erase

****the Warrior****
To my friends at the LC; For the Veterans on LC; For my Family; For my Brothers and Sisters in arms: This is a work that I did in 1997 as part of a counseling program for PTSD. There have been many similar type works out there, but this one is unique, as it was written over the course of only about 15 minutes as I poured my heart out on to paper. Some will understand, others will not. For those that have family in the sandbox; Your Brother/Sister/Son/Daughter/Father/Mother will seem different after they return. They will have a different look in their eyes... a serious one. Use this to learn. Use this to understand. Use this to love again! Please feel free to repost this, but PLEASE... This is copywrited work. Please leave this unchanged in content! Thanks, Dave Stopher www.davestopher.com/warrior.htm +~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+ Shed no tear for me for I am a warrior. I chose my path willingly, only to be granted my wish. I've suffered, I've toiled, and I’ve bl

Little Known Fact
Little Known Facts 1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. 5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. 12. More than 50

Joke Of The Day 10/4/06
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."

Last Day
Well today is the last day I have of not being held, not hearing I love u whispered in my ear, of being alone. I should be happy...and I kinda am..but I cant help but be scared as hell too. Yeah Im glad my baby boi is finally coming home to me...shit hes been gone five months. But how much different is he going to be now? How much different am I gonna seem to him? And not only that but we know its only a matter of months probably that we have together before he has to leave again. I dont think I can stand seeing him walk away again...cant stand the thought of him not being here to watch my lil Heaven grow up. Everyone tells me to be strong for him and Im trying but inside I'm dying. I know I cant stop him from going and he cant do anything about it either but I want to have him by my side from tomorrow until the end of time. Letters cant keep me warm on cold nights, cant tell me everythings gonna be ok when I dont hear from him for a while cuz he's too busy to write. I know I

Self Love :)~
when u get this I may be in bed with fantasies of you .....inside my head never you fret, and never you worry i'm here waiting....I'm not in a hurry so strike up a chorus, and strike up the band take matters of pleasure into your hand!!!!!! a. boudreaux 2006

Blow Job Revenge (adult)
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it,the more excited she gets,and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar - - A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second th

It's Funny Because It's True
30 things I learned from porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted

My Brothers Poem His Mother Wrote This After He Drowned
Justin's Poem By Tammy Partridge-Justin's Mother Justin Daniel Mason 3/26/88 - 7/03/05 I want to tell you a story about my life here on earth I spent 17 years among you, but it started before my birth I had two loving parents that loved me before I was born They made me whole as a person they nurtured an kept me warm They never had another child, I was all their dreams come true They knew I needed all their love and freely they gave it to. I guess I am a mixture of what comes from parents like them My mom says im just like her, my dad says im just like him I was never very popular, but I touched lives just the same I remember the time I met Jordan I shook his hand and told him my name My friends and I stuck together we had good times and bad But I can honestly tell you Jordan, Ryan, and Brody are the best friends I had I was never one to put on "What you see is what you get" But I can say my heart was open and my love a sure bet I had the best of everything

Sick
So sick of the bullshit that pushes us aside So sick of being a second-class passenger on life's little ride So sick of the fakes and the phonies that lie So sick of the good ones being the first ones to die Remember what brought you and where you will go And follow your heart as it can lead one, you know Be smart about how you hand out love But never be afraid to get up, it'll fit like a glove

Fuck You
Fuck You I stand on the balcony pulling the last few hauls from my cigarette. I crush and discard the butt as you sneak up behind, sliding and digging your fingers into the hollow between my collar bone and the tendons in my neck. I tell you to place your thumbs on the back of my neck, you comply, and proceed to curl your fingers into my flesh. I reach around and grab you by the hips, pulling you close, your breasts against my back. I lift you up by your hips, and you stand on tiptoe, giving you the leverage to push down hard enough to make my knees buckle. My body shivers and breaks out in goose bumps as my eyes cloud over, losing sight of the world around me. I can’t remember how long we stand there because I’m only returned to consciousness when you stumble slightly, loosening your grip as you steady yourself. I suppose that we can’t just stand here all night, as easy as it is for me to stand here in a blur is stinging flesh on either side of my neck, I figure I could play

Reality Tv
I dont know about anyone else but am so sick of reality TV it sucks all the same & the only people who go on them are desperate lol thank god for cable or as we have down under foxtel i know we can switch it off but to me there is way to many on is this the way TV is going hope not, i'd rather get a DVD out & watch that.

*~fun With Yahoo - Session 5~*
utsav_bm: wnt tlk to cute guy? piercedqt: Where!? Where!? piercedqt: I can't believe there is a cute guy on the internet! Now I am truly intrigued! utsav_bm: so where r u from? utsav_bm: hey wana chat/ utsav_bm: r u there? BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! piercedqt: Eat my ass... quit buzzing me. piercedqt: It's more annoying than a vibrator with dead batteries utsav_bm: ok but u werent repling? piercedqt: So what? Maybe my hands were busy doing something else. piercedqt: Like choking my pet donkey as I pretend it's you. piercedqt: Did I sign a contract that I'm unaware of? A contract tieing me to the deed of replying to your ever so unwitty and boring questions? utsav_bm: sorry piercedqt: Are you paying me the nominal $9.99 per minute fee required to converse with me? piercedqt: Why are you sorry? Where are you from? utsav_bm: no ways? utsav_bm: from ind utsav_bm: mum piercedqt: Did you just call me 'mum'? piercedqt: I prefer to be

Passionate Sex
Passionate Sex I thought about you today as I do every day. The scent that lingers after a kiss, the way I feel with your arms around me. I must confuse other things cross my mind as well. The way your cock feels in my hand as I stroke it making it hard to the touch, the way it tastes as it passes my warm moist mouth, licking and sucking it deeper into my throat. I only imagine it so hard as it sends its juice down into my throat, As the moment becomes more intense, we change positions and you move down between my thighs lowering your head to my pussy your tongue gently flicks the other lips, and then you nibble and chew at my clit. I moan with pleasure and this only heightens the arousal factor; oh go you have me flowing like the rapids. I cum hard and long and you lick slowly, and deeply into my pussy. Oh God!!!! I moan again, back arching I feel your tongue as it slips deeper, I can’t help but to scream your name!! Your hands pressing against my thighs “oh babe don’t stop n

Vagina (feminist)
In a male-dominated world, Vagina has a myriad of connotations from the very vulgar to the truly enlightening. I capitolize the word Vagina for a specific reason as to me the Vagina is the source of all that is, the female energy, the Yoni. I find, however, that the word Vagina is taboo. The other day, while visiting my favorite bookstore, I bought the book, The Vagina Monologues, wonderful and enlighting source of information I might add, the woman behind the counter, a woman in her late 60's, gently turned the book over so that others behind me may not be forced to see the word that is taboo. While checking me out she commented that her son saw the play, The Vagina Monologues on campus and that after seeing the play, he felt dirty for days. How utterly and totally repulsive the thought of a man thinking that the very organ that briught him forth life made him feel dirty. Dirty? Dirty? Why on earth does society teach us that the Vagina is dirty? How dare anyone tell me that

Lol Pretty Damn Accurate
You scored as EXTREAMELY PISSED. You are a danger to yourself and others... WELCOME TO THE CLUB. You need to seek help before you assult someone.EXTREAMELY PISSED96%Depression v.v79%Some Anger Issues58%^.^ Happy8%O.O anger mannagement?created with QuizFarm.com

That Picture
**Written with thoughts of a speical friend** I desire your touch your feel of your tongue running down my neck to know your soft touch to sense your body next to mine yes this is the pleasure I seek. My wish would to give you as much pleasure as possible just because you deserve it. My touch my lust my passion. Legs wrap around your shoulders tighten at the right times loosing when the time is need. I moan feeling oh so good. All I can think of is how good you are making me feel. in your mouth dripping wet tastes so good moaning and turning up the heat god I am so close all you need to do is shove into me once and I will explode. Minutes from having true ecstasy the kind I know only you can give me. All of the sudden I feel you sliding inside of me fingers moving in and out now your tongue moving so fast up and down in and out. As your fingers are deep inside of me I grab your head push you further into me now screaming in pleasure not just moaning anymore. My

Halloween Costume
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons , the second is a thick white belt, and the third item

Where I Come From
I took the most of these pics randomly one day on the ride home from picking someone up from work.... The others I took this evening (10/5) in my front yard... including the one of my POS car that I need a new engine in LoL... Enjoy Ugly ass Idaho! July 4th, 2oo6 Potato Feild The remains Idaho Power leaves around haha Haystacks in BFE This is a "Tractor" according to some redneck... I call it heavy duty equiptment, but *shrug* Home on the farrm Moooooooooooooooooo Corn Feild (For the stupid fucks) My Yard/Home: Walnut Tree beside my house, all pretty like Tree's in front of my house on the street kinda The evil "Cricket Tree" I refuse to go under at night.. eek Apple Tree My 5 Bedroom oldddd school Farm House... My Piece of Shit Car *ownd*: 1990 Pontiac Grand Am ^_^ I bought it myself, had it worked on 'n paid for it myself, Blew the engine MY DAMNED SELF!

Am I A Bad Mom?
OK I'm A Mommie Of A 7 yr. Old Son. I'm With him 24 Hour a day. I Homeschool him because of Medical Problems. Here Lately He's been driving me nuts!! I think it's time for him to spend time with his Dad. However he doesn't like going out there. I don't know what to do. I really need a break if only for 5 hours!!! I want to send him anyway. But, Then again Why can't his Dad Come And get him and take him some where for a few hours!

Avenging Angel
Avenging Angel I am the Avenging Angel I feel no pain I will not die Death is beyond me for I am death. I spare no one because I feel no pity for those who cry at my feet and beg for mercy. Death is upon them and I will laugh at those who try to hurt me. I will have my revenge because I am the Avenging Angel. Cat

Hmmm Whats Up?
damn thats pretty fucked up i get all these nice ass comments on my pics but as soon as i put pics up of me and my man fuckin yall wana be all shy an shit cum on now it aint that serious.....whats the deal???

Goodbye!
so i'm deleting my profile on here in a couple of days, maybe even as early as tomorrow. i spend my time on myspace now and barely ever go on here anymore. i've gotten bored with this site and there are just way too many perverts on here for me. i have met some fantastic people on here, you guys know who you are. =] thank you for making this site enjoyable as long as possible for me! if any of you would like to keep in contact with me, then message me and i might give you my msn screenname or something. lator gators ♥ -C

Fuck You!!!
Fuck caring. Fuck all these tears ive cried for you. Fuck the lies. I dont need them. Fuck all the times I tried to make shit right. Fuck the pain. Fuck being the only one who EVER stuck up for your ass! Fuck all the I Love You's! Fuck the fact that I gave my heart to someone who just walked all over it. Fuck all the cheating and lying. Fuck all the backstabbing. Fuck all the betrayal. Fuck all the manipulation. Fuck all the trust. Fuck all the feelings that were hurt. Fuck all the trust. Fuck being there for you. Fuck all the late nights spent talking to you. Fuck all the shit I gave up just to be with you. Fuck all the hate. Fuck being LiL Miss Nice Girl!! Fuck Love! Fuck Trust! Fuck Pain! FUCK YOU!!! I GUESS FROM NOW ON IM GOIN TO BE THE BITCH THE LIAR THE CHEATER THE ONE THAT ALWAYS MAKES YOU MAD!! EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS SAY I DO ANYWAY EVEN WHEN I DIDNT. NOW I AM GOIN TO BE THAT PERSON. THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE MADE ME BECOME. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf alot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

Happiness For Me
Happiness for me is being with the one you love family & being with friends waking up to a sunny day & pray for a better world we live in Happiness for me is being surrounded by nature & appreciating what you have not what you dont. Happiness is not always thinking of the bad rather than the good. Happiness is taking ppl fopr who they are not what they look like being black white fat thin we are no better than one another. Well enough of me thanks for reading this.

Think Before You Speck
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the m

You Can Run
you can run but you can't hide. you can run but you cant hide i see the pain in your eyes one day you will slip and slide hopefully you dont fall and brake your stride sweet heart sometimes you have to shallow your pride you can run but you can't hide i see the tears froming in your eyes some how your stuck thinking baby's fall from the sky no no my dear there all lies you can run but you can't hide one day you will come to realize while those tears are falling from your eyes all these lies are hurting you deep in side while getting a word from the wise i hope it doesn't catch you by surpize you can run but you can't hide honey wipe those tears from your eyes mommies here to help you servive you can run but you can't hide i see the tears in your eyes Written By:Blossom Rose

This Is Why
this is why i feel the way i feel for you ------------------------- this is why i feel the way i feel for you because your special iam too this is why i feel the way i feel for you i need you and you need me oh how happy we can be i'll kiss you and you'll kiss me so it's just a simply fantasy i'll look at you and you'll look at me it's the look of destany i'll touch you and you'll touch me tell me baby can this be this is why i feel the way i feel for you oh yes babi it's ture cant you tell from the way i talk to you this is why i feel the way i feel for you yes it's true that iam happy when ever iam with you cause only you make me feel brand new it's also true that iam sad and blue when iam with out you this is why i feel the way i feel for you you can believe all this is true cause when i write these poems it's because this is why i feel the way i feel for you Written By: Blossom Rose

Happy Birthday To Me
Well the day has come that i dread because now im only 2 years from being 30 thank god i dont look it or do i.Well i have learned alot about myself in a year and it is that im addicted to this thing lol no its that if you want something bad try hard and you will succeed i know i did .

Homepage
Well,the reason i change my background,my music and my pics so much is becuz i get bored of them very quickly!!I like change...change is what makes the world go round...if you read this blog SHIT at least leave a goddamn comment i dont write these things for me ...im a comment whore so gimme some fukn feedback DAMNIT!!or ill stop blogging lol...Just like my VS from yesterday not one damn comment!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh..i take the good ones with the bad ones so write a bad comment even lol...anything im not picky hehe.... whats the message im suppose to receive when someone re-rates my profile from a 10 to a 1 lmfao tff...did it change that bad?? hmmmmmm

Hope
you ever just sat at home or at work thinking to yourself the next time the phone rings its the person you wanted to hear from the most..even through hard difficult times you hope its that person you want to hear from..also when you sit in front of your computer and open up your website you hope to see a message from the one you love..well i have hope that it would happen soon..its funny how one person in your life can shape you to the person you are..i guess i have alot to get off my chest..feeling real blue now..but you know one thing that makes me go through each and everyday is hope..and the promise that was given to me not to ever worry..but to smile and go on..so next time the phone rings or i get on my computer i will hope..hope for that one person to know that i so love her and so much care for her..and hope that she never forgets what we have..

My Thought Process
why did people stop calling pussy cats .. pussy cats? did they become cats or kittens before or after the slang word was used to describe female genitals lol ... did they just drop it off because people are lazy and dont wanna use 2 words for definition of an animal and thought pussy was just descriptive and not necessary ... how did pussy become slang word for female genitals anyway .. i mean i'm thinking mine looks nothing like a cat or kitten lol ... pussy .. okay just wanted to say it again lol

Life Is Beautiful
life is beautiful cos you guys are in it i love you guys more than you know said it before but just cant stop getting the cherry love comin at me you make my life so much better knowing your in it.

Sick Sex (split Skin)
Sick Sex (Split Skin) Crack snaps the whip and my skin splits Can you make me your bitch, with an all feeling twitch? Does your blood flow lower, do you quiver at my touch Does a whisper give you goose bumps, are you overrun with lust? Aggravate my wounds, put your tongue inside Agitate my tool, put your worries aside I heal fast I’m split skin, so tomorrow we can do it all over again Choke my throat you fucking slut You think you’re pushing too hard but it’s really not enough Maybe with more pressure, and a bit of luck We can open up a wound and you can feast on the cut Fucking drink my sin I got a whole lot under my skin More than enough to spare more than enough to swim in I’m split skin I’m a rush I’ll wash over you and leave you in a body blush I’m a pincushion voodoo doll Run your nails down my face as I pin you to the wall Holding you so tight so you won’t fall Begging for me to make you feel it all Bite my tongue in the bathroom stall So the patrons d

The 7th ~ Cattiness Killed The Cat
"Cattiness Killed the Cat" [Verse 1] Whore is a name just another the same of some bitch you mean chick that's at the top of your list She's your best friend today the one who you'll give away to stay on top of the social decay [Chrous] I set my own trends by conversating with friends instead of passing those lies that make the bratty girls cry And it's that untruth that makes the drama exude the slander that we render so dreadful It's that shit that you say and you think it's okay and when it comes to dirt girl you got a headful [V2] Now here comes the one who will join in your fun It's her that you tell and she thinks it's all well On your gosssip she rides she's on your side she thinks it's unwritten until she's the next victim [Chorus] [V3] You had your fun and now that it's done she's left you too what are you gunna do Maybe you'll see you shouldn't talk about me now that your lies have left you empty inside have left

My Response To Comments On My Last Blog
I was going to do this as a comment but it started to turn into a blog of it's own. Woody...Good looks have NEVER wooed me. It's intelligence that woos me. You can be as good looking as you want, but if you're an idiot...I'll pass you by quicker than you can say "Bob's your uncle" Mr. Rush...Please do not ASSUME what I am on the net for. Truth be known, it's my form of entertainment because raising 2 small children totally by myself is expensive...I get NO help from NO ONE. Their father has been dead since before they were born. So this means I can't AFFORD to go out and have a good time so the net is where I do it. As far as you all being REAL ppl and not just fonts...No one seems to remember that I am also a REAL person with REAL feelings either. On here or in REAL life. Pretty girls don't really have feelings you know, we're just objects that are supposed to stand around & look good. Nothing really HURTS us because we don't FEEL anything. Hence my user name. Do I use it in the

To A/any M/man Who Abuses A L/lady
Father's a name you haven't earned yet You're just a child with a temper Haven't you heard "don't hit a lady" Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure! © Nickelback lil blue fae *jamie*

Fun Things....
Winning Monopoly with over $13,000.... Farting in Walmart toy aisles.... Listening to heavy metal when someone growls out "Blah blah blah" to the chorus..... Seeing someone 9 times your size walk in front of you and your friend says " Hey, help me hug him! " Having your daughter attempt to pick your nose while eating lunch at a restaurant because it "looked like it wanted to be picked".... Trying to sleep past 9am on a saturday with the landscaping crew just outside your window with a mower, edger, weedeater, and blower.... Opening a Coke expecting the refreshing flavor to hit your tongue to only be discouraged by the taste of flat syrup.... Cleaning your apartment and finding a broken piece of glass with your finger... Sitting at Ihop watching drunk people.... - Marty -

For Tha Grown Folkz Only!!
You call me a freak but you haven`t seen me between your sheets No blankets ever needed cause I`m sure we can keep it naturally heated I love how you make me laugh and chuckle but damn I can`t wait til I make YOUR knees buckle I wanna be the one to make ya heart stop and ya hands shake fuck it I wanna be the one to make you feel your body is in an earthquake Do as I say not as I do just lay back and let me put this lovin on you I have a better idea how about we play a little role play You be my Master and I`ll be your Slave I promise I`ll do everything you say just tie me up and do as you wish Flip me over and make me your favorite dish take me as I am for you`ll never find another Just bend me over and stick it in a bit further and please remember that you are my Master and I am your Slave I must obey everything you say as I lay here legs open wide Waiting for you to come slide inside now its you making my heart flutter and my hands shake I lay here wondering how

Larry
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?" The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime." The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up." The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels." The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor." The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"

Sup
WELL AS THE ONES THAT READ YESTURDAY KNOW'S MY DAD HAD A HEART ATTACK....well he had surgery today doing really well thank god!! anyways sunday night i wont have internet for a few days because im moving in my new place YAY.......anywho i will miss all of you i will be in withdrawl im sure but ill have my cell and it has my yahoo........so i can chat there anyway dont forget to show me some love while im gone and dont forget me..........love you all!!!

Love And Friednship.....a Must Read
I DIDNT WRITE THIS BUT I LIKE IT...... LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling i

Shhh, Listen Can You Hear Them I Can.
hay all thanx for takin the time to read this rambaling garbrage lol. Well tomorrow is the Canadian Thanks Giving so I thought I would just take a moment to let ya all know what it is I am truley thank ful for. 1. I am thankful for the luv that I receave daily form my fiance. 2. I am also thankful for my family and freinds,without theese people I would be nothing. 3. I am thankful for all the people out there in the world who fight daily for the way of life we all enjoy. 4. I am thank ful for the gifts and talent that have for some reason been bestoed apon me, all though I am sure it must be a mistake. 5. I am thankful for every one that will read this and for those who won't as well. 6. and most importantly (not realy) I am thankful for ROOT BEER lol you all knew I was going to put it in here so come on. 7. I am thankful for all the things I missed in this post that should have been mentioned but wern't. and last but not least I am thankful that I could take t

Without You
"Without You" Without You Every Morning Would Be Like Going Back To Work After A Holiday, Without You I Couldn't Stand The Smell Of The Easr Lancs Road. Without You Ghost Ferries Would Cross The Mersy Manned by Skeleton Crews, Without You I'd Probably Feel Happy And Have More Money And Time And Nothing To Do With It; Without You I'd Have To Leave My Stillborn Poems On Other People's Doorsteps, Wrapped In Brown Paper, Without You There'd Never Be Sauce To put On Sausage Butties, Without You Plastic Flowers In Shop Windows Would Just Be Plastic Flowers In Shop Window. Without You I'd Spend My Summers Picking Morosely Over The Remains Of Train Crashes, Without You White Birds Would Wrench Themselves Free From My Paintings And Fly Off Dripping Blood Into The Night. Without You Green Apples Wouldn't Taste Greener, Without You Mothers Wouldn't Let Their Children Play Out After Tea, Without You Every Musician In The World Would Forget How T

Wrote This One 10 Years Ago Today But Its My Favorite
SOMEONE! I stand overlooking the city, and watch the setting sun as it slowly disappears I vow to find someone Someone to end my loneliness and share my secret dreams. Someone that can laugh with me when I do silly things. Someone to buy roses for to show how much I care. Someone to stand by my side so we can be a pair. Someone to curl up with, after a night of passion and romance. Someone interested in me for me Someone with whom to dance. Someone I can miss whenever we're apart. Someone that can penetrate the steel gates of my heart. written by Some1special2k Alicia Keys LyricsAlicia Keys Music CodesMusic Codes by SongArea.com

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Music Video:DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (LIVE) (by AC/DC)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone CAN YOU REMEMBER WHAT OR WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD THIS SONG ???? I DO... OMG I DO..

Never Trust A Zebra...
cause zebras are tricky. they're not really zebras, but actually, horses in disguise. if you're with a friend and you see one, and he says, "cool. look, a zebra!" don't let him be fooled, and tell him, "nah, man. that ain't no zebra. that's just a horse in disguise. the stripes are just to fool you." so, remember kids. if you see a zebra, feed it a carrot, cause that's what zebras... i mean, horses love.

The Wonderful Girls I've Met
Ok this has been on my mind for days and days...i'm going to express a lot of things many of you don't agree with...lately i've met a lot of totally wonderful girls...many of you seem to like me very much and some of you are interested in being something. Some of you are angry that I talk to other girls...I started talking to girls not looking for a relationship but, to get someone out of my mind...I came here looking for company and gentle hearted people to spend my time with. And I have found that...there are several of you ladies that mean very much to me...and those of you who truly know me, know VERY VERY well I am a good man, and I am not trying to hurt anyone. The reason I talk to several...is because I am interested in several. And I take things slow, very slow. Many of you I don't think would have any interest at all after meeting me for the first time. No matter what you wonderful girls say, no matter how many of the sweet compliments you give me (though I appreciate th

People I Care For Folder
just trying to show some love to some fantastic friends of mine, and people that have touched my life, heart, or just mean a lot to me...*blushes* there may be a girl or two in there I want to make something with ;) you guys are the best no matter what and i'll always do what I can for you

To Someone Very Special
There is this person that I think about all the time, miss her all the time, and wish that we were together all the time. Our schedules a lot of times keep us from talking. This person is very special to me! I love her very much and I hold a dear place in my heart for her! You say long distance relationships never work, thats just not true. You say we live too far apart, if it is true love distance will never keep you apart from the one you love. I do not want to rush anything, I would like us to take our time and get to know each other very well. Then see where things lead to! Until we talk again, you will be on my mind and thoughts! If the person reads this, they will know I am talking about them. I hope you enjoy it when you read it!

Hi Everyone!
For all of you out there struggling to make ends meet i want to share a website with ya that might help. Especially you single moms, or limited income folks, or even you regular folks. Its called AngelFood Ministries. Basically they have a menu every month and for $25 or so you get a huge box of assorted food thats value is roughly about $75.00. Its all good stuff and there are no income verifications or anything like that and those of you on foodstamps can use those to purchase one as well. Ive gotten a box before and can verify its all great stuff. Will post the site link below but when you get on check the menu tab and then to find a church near to you that has the program click "Host Sites" and your state and then will give you a list of local towns and churches near you. And if you have anyone you would like to sponser for a box you can do that or if you just have no money like i did they will donate you a box. Hope this helps someone! http://www.angelfoodmin

Oh God
OK SO TONIGHT I STAY AT MY NEW PLACE I JUST HATE THE IDEA OF NO INTERNET WERE TALKING SERIOUS WITHDRAWS HAHA BUT ONLY FOR A DY OR SO SEEMS LIKE A YEAR THOE SO IM PRETTY EXCITED THOE BUT WANTED O SEND MY LOV TO ALL OF U NOW BEFORE I FORGET....LOVE AND KISSES MESHA

For My Best Friend
This is for you, my best friend, the one person i can tell my soul too Who can relate to me like no other Who I can laugh with to no extents, Who I can cry too when times are tough, Who can help me with the problems of my life. Never have you turned your back on me Or told me I wasnt good enough Or let me down I don't think you know what that means to me You have went through so much pain and you still have time For me. And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying And I look up too you because you are strong, and caring and beautiful. Even though you don't think you are. And I hope you know that I am always here To listen to you laugh and cry and help In all the ways that i can And I will try to be at least half the friend you are To me. I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you. My best friend.

The Perfect Sracastic Bitch Put This In A Comment
The Perfect Sarcastic Bitch left me a comment w/ this..Wanted to blog it for those who wouldnt see it because it make me laugh my ass off. DAILY FUNNY: Top Ten things you should never say to a woman during an argument. 10."Don't you have some laundry to do or something?" 9. "Oh, you are SO cute when you get all pissed off." 8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread." 7. "Wait a minute...I get it -- what time of the month is it?" 6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?" 5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked." 4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on." 3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning." 2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?" AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT.... 1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that gun ain't loaded."

9 Level's Of Submission
1. The outright non-submissive masochist or Kinky Sensualist Not into servitude, humiliation or giving up control; just pain and/or spiced-up sensuality, on the masochist's own terms and for the masochist's own direct pleasure (i.e. turned on solely/mainly by one's own bodily sensations rather than by being "used" to gratify one's partner's sadism). 2. Pseudo-submissive non-slave Not into even playing "slave," but into other "submissive" role-playing, e.g. schoolteacher scenes, infantilism, "forced" transvestitism. Usually into humiliation, but NOT into servitude, even in play. Dictates the scene to a large degree. 3. Pseudo-submissive play slave Likes to play at being a slave; likes to feel subservient; may in some cases like to feel one is being "used" to gratify partner's sadism; may even really serve the dominant in some ways, but only on the "slave's" own terms. Dictates the scene to a large degree; often fetishistic (e.g. foot worshippers). 4. T

You Only Get What You Give
do you remember that phrase? they made a song about it too, i think the new radicals was the group i was thinking a lot about what to write about, after what happeend to me yesterday evening okay, i'll proceed to explain, but in a short way and i'll make a list of phrases that comes for this case - who goes out without being kicked, come back without being called - paybacks are the hell - you only get what you give - every act has consequences now, yes, i'll tell... he came back, saying sorry, that he feels lost, that he doesn't know how to continue, the girl that he put first than me finally didn't like him, he's alone, he's sad.... including he did a very bad step, trying to ask me to get back to the begining and my dear friends, i said no. he can't hurt me anymore, we wont be back to what we had, he asked me to save at least a friendship... but i wont trust/believe him anymore, at least not for now... i don't hate him, i forgave him, what i wont do is forget! ahh yes,

A Love Pome
A Love Pome Gul I loveded you, Scraight up Fo'Sho. Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo. I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you. Why you thank I do, the thangs I do? Remember how I use ta wine and dine you, Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que. I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes. Dey was on sale that week- a dolla ninety-eight. Romanic evenins after dark, Skreet light walks around the block. Like the very first time, you came ova to my crib. And you got all scared, cause that roach was on yo Tims. I was right dare, with a can of spray. To be yo Super Negro, and save the day. I ain't even pay my light bill, so I can take you to da club..... Don't knock ova dem candles and burn up my rug! And dat nite we made luv, for a long liddle bit of time. I hope you got yours, cause I Sho'nuff got mine. I woke up early

Flames Of Life...
PURPLE FLAMES OF FIRE GLOW... WHILE GREEN FLAMES NEVER END... BLUE FLAMES FLARE UP FAST AND GROW COOL QUICKLY... THE PINK FLAMES OF PLEASURE FLICKER THROUGH OUT THE YEARS... WHEN YOUR FIRE BURNS BRIGHT... YOU GET THE CHANCE TO SEE ALL THESE COLORS FOR YOUR SELF... EVEN IF YOU GIVE NO ONE ELSE THE CHANCE TA SEE THEM... OF ALL THE FLAMES THE ONE YOU FEAR THE MOST ARE THE ONES WE ALL MUST SEE... THE BLACK FLAMES WE ALL DEAL WITH... SO WHY HIDE YOUR RAINBOW OF COLORED FLAMES FROM ALL... DO NOT BE ASHAMED... FOR IN THE END THEY ALL BURN BLACK... AND WE ARE ALL THE SAME...

†cherokee Pride†
Cherokee Ways Standing on the edge of time I look at all the land that once belonged to me and my kind Gone are the forests and the tall grass Rivers and streams are polluted and dry Even the mighty mountains look down on it and cry The circle was broken so long ago My people still in shackles for what they still don't know A quiet breeze brings a soft mist As gentle and tender as a mother's kiss In the distance I can hear the ancient ones Their faces shaded by the setting sun WIth tears in their eyes they look upon their land Wondering if it will ever be the same again I look down again and see a light A single glow shining bright Somewhere a flicker of hope still lives Somewhere the spirit of our people still lives I wait patiently for the day When once again we will know the Cherokee Ways Spirit In Time I am a spirit in time, As I am in this physical shell here on Earth Mother, There will be many experiences for me to conquer and climb, We a

Abuse
Abuse The wordsI read stung and yet healed, opening doors thought forever closed, allowing memories once buried to surface again, hows a child to speak, when they dont know its wrong till the end? .. some survive, others dont, in anger and fury things all become the whisper of a ghost.. the stinging reminder of what should never have been, if only we had remembered the original sin... now in the weeds of memories lie, a broken spirit, never allowed to die, a reminder of yesterdays blood and bruises, and the desire to pull others from such destructive uses ... such a waste of love and life, the tears, the pains, never totally healed, but permantly scarred.. reaching out with words unspoken.. never getting out, alway remaining, fear? anger? lack of knowing? timing? why do those abused stay? In the hopes things will change? In the want to save another at the lost of their own soul? Maybe the fear keeps them there?

The Peanut
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!" The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my ass!

Flag Burning
Just thought i would tell all you guys how embarrassed i am that a 17 yr old Lebanese burnt our flag & urinated on it in the Cronulla riots here in sydney i think if you cant respect your flag you shouldnt live here we should honour it & respect those who died for it. No matter whether you are American, Australian, Camnadian or english respect your flag no matter what. I think its a disgrace things like this happen if you dont respect it then do us all a favour & get out!! We should all honour it & those who fought for our country. Enough said.

Chatting And Shit
ok any1 at all that is just on here for points and shit and not wanting to actually chat or talk then please delete me cause im tired of saying hi or adding friends and after i rate fucking nothing. thx :)

Thought Of The Past
I've been doing a lot of thinking here lately. Mostly about the past. Past relationships, past friendships, The way I used to be... There has been so many people in my life that I actually cared about, hell you could even say I loved them... Where are they now??? The only people that are still in my life that I have cared about are my family... I will always ove them no matter what... But everyone else seems to move along like the wind... I have found myself with no friends that I can talk to about problems... No shoulder to cry on when I need it... No one there to just talk to about stupid shit... It's like everyone makes everything about themselfs... Why??? I'm always there for everyone whenever they need me to be. When I need them, they're nowhere to be found. They always have something else going on or they made plans that they need to rush off to. I'm tired of being invisable... Everyone that I know calls me a friend. When are they going to start acting like one... Oh yeah I

Men, The Good The Bad And The Bizzar
I know im not alone when i say that women find men just as confusing as they find us, perhaps its a language gap , or a gap caused by society; whatever it is we gotta deal with it. The first and most important lesson men should learn (yes i said should not must) is that pushing away is NOT HELPING !!!!! When u push us away for whatever reason we automatically assume we said or did something to upset you, which 9 times out of 10 we did not but as a whole society teaches us we must be nice, sweet and all that other shit. Secondly, but no less important COMMUNICATION, and no guys this does NOT mean taking us to the movies just so u dont have to speak to us for 2 hours, nice thought tho.....we women thrive on being able to talk to our men, why is it you think we seems to understand one another..(no its not a link at birth to all women)its just the way we are...... Now please understand we love you, well for the most part anyway, but as im sure you'll agree there are things on

Do You Need Sex?
I was having a conversation with my sister on msn and she was complaining that she and her boyfriend don't seem to be as hott as they were when they started out (this is actually very common). So I started thinking do you need sex to have a good relationship? I have heard of many couples that have waited and they would say that their relationship was the best they ever had. I have also heard of some people needing it so bad that if they had met someone that wanted to wait they'd say goodbye. What do you think? If you met someone that wanted to wait would you? Can you have a good relationship without sex?

To .......
Your smile and laugh just warms my Heart Ifelt this feeling from the start This warmth I want to feel again and I will make you happy anyway I can So I hope this note I am sending you way will make you smile and have a happy day.... Today is yours... Remeber to always say waht you mean. If you love someone, tell tehm. Dont be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone waht they mean to you. because when you decide that it is the right time, it might be toolate.

The Aftermath
Since the death of my brother i have been trying to get back to what we deem as normal activities. I still write and record music but it's taken on a entirely different sound. I laugh still but now it's only to hide the pain. i find myself sitting in the dark most of the time even in the lightest of hour. Is this the tag of a broken spirit? i don't know but i do know from this point on this will be normal for me... P>S> CARLY "tat2dmommy" you are in my prayers...

Tragic Day
Today my heart goes out to the Lidle family and the Yankees organization. Cory Lidle died accomplishing everything that he had dreamt of. He became a professional baseball player, was a hell of a poker player, and earned his private pilot's license. Not too many people are able to carry out their dreams and he accomplished them. After only having his license for seven months it all came to an end today as his plane crashed into a high rise apartment building on the upper east side near Roosevelt Island. This mishap has resemblence to another Yankee who also died while operating a private plane, Thurman Munson. Granted Cory was only on the Yankees since July but his death is felt throughout the Yankee organization and by all of it's fans. Right now a world series just doesn't seem important because there are so many other things that are important. May you rest in peace Cory and may your wife Melanie and son Christopher have strength in this trying time.

Mixed Up World
Just need to get up on my soap box and let out this frustration! Why are sports figures more important then our soldiers??? A local boy who was only 19 years old was killed in Iraq just the other day. All the news said about him was where he lived and his age....thats it!!!! Sports figures get hurt and now this pitcher was killed in an airplane crash.... ITS ALL OVER THE NEWS.....they go on and on and on about these people!! So they know how to play baseball or football......BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!!!!! It's horrible that this pitcher was in that crash BUT its equally horrible that this 19 year old kid lost his life fighting for our country so that those guys CAN play ball!! Give him and the others like him recognition they deserve!! These guys get paid tons of money to play a game! Our soldiers are putting their lives on the line for the rest of us and get paid very little for it! That is sooooo wrong! Just had to get that out! :)

Cumm Home
I open the door as you stand on the porch. Your eyes pop open and your mouth gapes. I stand in the door way wearing nothing but a see through white thong. With my hands against the wall, I raise my leg. You walk up to me and start kissing my neck. I wrap my leg around you waist. You grab my sides and push me against the wall. I pull your shirt off as you kiss down my neck, nibbling and licking. You begin to bite my nipples as I undo your pants, letting them fall to the floor. Neighbors walk by pointing and staring. WE don't care, it only hightens our passion. You pin me againstt he wall by my arms as you rip my thongs off with your mouth. I'm ssoo hott for you. I can feel my heartbeat throbbing, pulsating inside my pussy. I'm so wet.. I beg for you to penatrate me. You slam yourself against me. I can feel you. Hard, throbbing, wanting me. You kiss me the way I want you to. Fierce, violently. Sticking your tounge deep inside my mouth, the way i want your cock. You suck my tounge, hard.

I've Been Here This Long And...
I hav'nt made a blog yet so I figured what the hell. Ill probably start doing these often with humorous rants with shit that I think is fucked up etc. But for right now I am extremely tired, 14 hour days are starting to catch up to this insomniac soul. The sooner this shit ends the happier I will be, its not good being a creature of habit in an unpredictable setting. I bid all my friends good night, show some love, when i feel rested Ill return it and then some :) - J

Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Not yet, but I would 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both w

My 3 Grandsons On Video :))
I just wanted to share this with all of my family, friends & fans... These are my 3 grandsons: talon is 1, Logun is 6 and Devon is 8. My daughter is filming them with their dad @ Pensacola Beach, Florida 2 years after Ivan the Hurricaine hit them head on.. In one of the films you will notice only 1 condo standing there... Before Ivan, they were wall to wall.. just like any other beach resort area... This is where they still live.. Enjoy..... comments & ratings all are really appreciated..and welcomed, So show me some love all like I do you :)) huggies, Debbie

Im A Bitch But Revenge Is A Mother!
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really greatnew drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --A saltshaker, --a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lim

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven (2001-911)
TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN (2001-911) Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green then say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, Trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores A silence fell within the mist Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant time had come for her to say

Inconsiderate So And So's
y'know, i never claimed to be beautiful, but, i'm honest. Some ugh well fool by the name of Tinkdaddy, had the audacity to rate a pic of mine a "1". i say, just like the old adage, if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all. Well, i'm furious, but, only at him, i'm so thankful for all of you wonderful, kind people who have helped me get this far. sorry i vented, but, just HAD to let someone know, in case he visits more than me.

Thank You For Your Support.
As one who normally is not one for posting anything and as a member of the military I would like to thank all of you out there who support the military, and give you all a big thank you and keep up the support. I have been there and know what its like to be away from family and friends. My all this end soon and all my brothers and sisters come home safe. Gob blesses the US and all of you who support the troupes. Repost this if you agree. I would like to also say that if not for the military we would not have the freedom that we all enjoy. Thank you for your support.

Let Me Reword This A Bit
ok: let me reword this a lil bit when u men r fucked over it is not by us good women, and yes it goes for the guys too. I remember being told growing up "no man will want a fasty azz, so keep urself covered" ha ha! did that and still got screwed over by so many but i just am curious, if there are so many good men and good women out there y do u men and women choose to walk away from the GOOD ONES?

A Story I Wrote....
Several months have passed and the time has finally arrived for us to take our first trip together. I know you get carsick so as I load up the truck, in the back of my mind I hope that you're able to sleep on the way. Not only do I want you to be rested, I still haven't told you where I'm taking you. I hope that you sleep right up to the moment we turn off the highway onto that windy rode down to the lake. As I finish putting in the last suitcase you come out with that huge smile, still begging me to tell you where we're going. I just smile and say you'll see soon baby. As dawn sets I lean over and whisper wake up honey, we're here. As you open your eyes, I hear that sexy voice say, I'm sorry baby did I sleep the whole way? As I lean over and kiss your lips I just smile and say, thats why we left at night honey. I wanted you to. As I take your hand and walk towards the cottage I am amazed at how beautiful this place is. I'm not sure if its because I was in the desert so long or what bu

Haterz
So I get this email right out of the blue from some no brain numpty with a fake profile (devoid of any info) passing along his sage advice... i bet u like fat girls that missy u added is a 300 pound bitch i got the pictures to back it up lol she sick looking body all u see is her face tell her to turn her cam on i bet she wont haha u want them tell me ill send them to u the fat whore Alright, there's a few issues I have with the above noted commentary beside the piss poor grammer and spelling mistakes. He writes to me like I give a rats bum as to whether or not one of my virtual LC friends is who they say they are. You're all on here for a reason. In a very short period of time, it becomes blatantly obvious who is real and who isn't and who will yak with you and who won't. My friends that do; know who they are! God bless each and every one of ya. Another thing. Dude (dudette) or whoever the hell you are; wake up and smell the cappuchino. You're mouthing off to a guy with a sec

The 13th ~ Untitled (a Poem)
she'll never fall as hard as she did that first time around smile as big, laugh as loud as she did with him he was her merry go round, she still bats her eyes wears a meschivous smile teases the boys stings them along for a while but she and i both know her heart was sold a long time ago somedays even now she feels low her heart took its fatal blow her head told her she was right to go but even a year later her heart still says no maybe in the future she'll forget the past and give love another chance dance one more dance and go through the boys fast saying each time this one will last but we both know...they never last

My Name Is Nobody
MY NAME IS NOBODY SHE HASN'T ANY FRIENDS; NO ONE TALKS TO HER. SHE SITS ALONE; NO ONE INVITES HER TO SIT WITH THEM. SHE GOES HOME TO AN EMPTY APARTMENT; NO ONE IS WAITING FOR HER THERE. SHE DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE; SHE'S ALWAYS AT HOME. AT NIGHT, SHE SLEEPS ALONE; THERE'S NO ONE TO HOLD HER TIGHT. SHE HASN'T ANY MORE DREAMS; THERE'S NO ONE TO SHARE THEM WITH. "WHO'S THAT GIRL?" SOMEONE ASKS. SHE LOOKS UP TO SEE THEM STARING AT HER AND SHE REPLIES, "MY NAME IS NOBODY. I'M THE ONE WHO HELPS YOU WHEN YOU NEED IT. I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS SAYS 'GOOD MORNING'. I'M THE ONE WHO'D LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND. I'M THE ONE YOU MAKE FUN OF AND CALL ME NAMES BUT TO YOU ALL, MY NAME IS NOBODY." WRITTEN BY: VICKI S. JOINER (ME) WRITTEN FRIDAY OCTOBER 13, 2006 11:12 PM TO 11:48 PM

Our Last Dance Of Chances
Our Last Dance of Chances In our last dance of chances I shall partner you no more I watch as this life turns you a new life I now abhor. In our last dance of chances When I bid your life good-bye I hope she treats us kindly Forever I ask her why. In our last dance of chances When I know you'll not be mine I will let you go with longing With hope of another time. In This last dance of chances We shall know each other's minds We shall part with our regrets when the tie no longer binds.

Redheaded Woman
Redheaded Woman By Bruce Springsteen Well brunettes are fine man And blondes are fun But when it comes to getting the dirty job done I'll take a red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a red headed woman To get a dirty job done Well listen up stud Your life's been wasted Til you've got down on your knees and tasted A red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a red headed woman To get a dirty job done Tight skirt, strawberry hair Tell me what you've got baby, waiting under there Big green eyes that look like, son They can see every cheap thing that you ever done Well I don't care how many girls you've dated, man But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated By a red headed woman A red headed woman It takes a red headed woman To get a dirty job done

So-called Friends
No offense but... People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are...

You Are An Awesome Presence
The most magical time of your life is right now. This moment is yours, just as the majesty of your being is yours to have, hold, and cherish. Look in the mirror today. Are you not stunning? Are you not an outrageous, amazing, darkness defying beautiful creation? Look in the mirror today... now... right now. Look long, hard... fully. See you. Know you. Love you. Set aside any maddness that tries to take you from your greatest experience and spit into the darkness. Carry only the majesty of you with you. It is better than a credit card. Carry it forward. Take it with you. Live it, breathe it. Let it flow... just breathe it in and then let it go... all through you, that extraordinary you. Take not one moment for granted, lest you miss that moment. You are worth uncountable unspeakable explosions in time and space. Explode upon the scene in your own life today. You are an extraordinary being living in a proposed mix of occassional madness, hurricane-like sadness,

My New Background
Hey everyone i just tried to put a new back ground on my profile unfortunatly i cant see it on the computer im using please comment and let me know if it looks good or not.....please!!! thanks

My Sign!
Pisces! About Your Sign... Pisces, Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own. Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinct

The Pope's Comment On Terrorism
The Pope says that jihad violence is against God's nature, and officials fear that in response, Muslims enraged by this insult will commit... jihad violence. Muslims murder 3,000 innocents in New York and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 202 tourists in Bali and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 333 schoolchildren and their teachers in Beslan and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 292 innocents, mainly Kenyans and Tanzanians at two US Embassies and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 241 US and 58 French peacekeepers in Beirut and expect no criticism. Muslims fire 4,000 Katyusha rockets into Northern Israel killing over 50 innocent civilians and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 52 in London and 191 in Madrid and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 200 in Mumbai and expect no criticism. Muslims behead Western hostages in Iraq, Buddhist monks in Thailand and Christian schoolgirls in Indonesia and expect no criticism. Muslims murder 500,000 in

Feeling Alil Better...
well the dr called in some meds for me on Friday....they r working like GOLD...I do feel better, but because I have been sick the house has gone to shit....nobody cares that I have been sick & in bed for a couple days, they all still want dinner cooked, clothes washed, ect....but I am feeling better, the meds only help with the symtoms, I still feel like I got hit by a truck, but no one in my house cares...they just tell me to keep it to myself...so much luv going on around here....hopefully I will feel even better tomorrow & I will be on line for more than a couple of minutes...hope everyone has had a good weekend...I will be watching the Steelers @ 4:15 play Kansas City....wonder if they can win this game???? Hope to talk to some of u tomorrow..enjoy ur Sunday......

Guess I Am A Loser
just when ya think you are getting close to makin a decision that will effect the rest of your life, everything tumbles around you....you get blown off, called a loser, .....sometimes life is funny that way, some people contemplate death....i have never before in my life placed a loaded gun to my head....but the pain was so much...that i wanted it to end.....38 caliber snubnose revolver....just wanted the pain to end.....that could solve all the problems....my children would never know that i was a failure and a loser...... i think it must have been the fear?...or maybe compassion of my best friend who stopped what could have been a amjor disaster for my family and what few friends i have..... Juan, you will forever be my bro...and thank you for being there....i am sorry to anyone i have caused pain...in any fashion..... BIG ROCK lives on....only the goddess knows where my path shall lead

Missing My Kids
i cant help think that when my kids leave that thay dont think about me till thay see me. i know is worng to think that. but i do. its like im lost with out them. god i cant take it.i sit down a cry when i watch them leave. i have been with there whole life and now im not. god knows how i feel and what i want, but i just needed to let that out. i think that im a good dad. ok im going to stop here cause i dont want to cry.

99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please." With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!?! Fuck me!" To which the guy replies, "Make it 100."

Voodoo
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not be home all of the time, he often worried about his wife's faithfulness. He had noticed that she had been eyeing the young neighbor boy who cut their lawn recently. So one day the man decided to try to do something about this. After work the man entered a sexual aid shop and asked the owner to show him the selection of dildos. "Why yes, of course." said the owner, "We have a very wide selection." But after looking for quite a long time, the man just did not find anything that satisfied him. "Well, maybe I have just what you need." remarked the owner, "Wait here." And with that, the owner ran into the back and started digging around for quite some time. After about twenty minutes, the owner finally came out carrying a strange, rectangular box with ancient writing all over it. He set the box down on the counter and opened it for the man. Inside, resting

This Happened In My Town
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests: "How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand. "How many have seen ghosts?" A lot of people put up their hand. "How many have touched a ghost?" Five people put up their hands "How many have had sex with a ghost?" One person put up their hand. "Well then," said the host, "why don't you come up here and tell us all about it." The man walked up. "So, how was your night with the ghost?" asked the host. "Ghost?" Said the man, "Sorry, I thought you said goat."

Lame!!
"Hey Sexy. You got a web cam baby?"-not gonna put anyone out there but... FUCK YOU! Seriously, look at my fucking profile first. It says right there in black and white that I don't do that type of shit. I swear, it's like guys on here (with the exception of most of you on my friend's list) have no fucking manners. Fuck you and your webcam. I'm just so damn sick of this shit all the time. You don't know me, therefore I'm not your fucking "baby." I just don't understand it. I sincerely hope that line doesn't work on a whole lot of females on this thing. It's just so frustrating! Just because you can't get laid in real life, doesn't mean you have to go bothering me for some sexual gratification. Obviously this person is not on my friend's list, and is about to be saying hello to the block list. Anytime anyone starts a sentence with "Do you have a webcam" or "Do you like to cyber," it's an automatic block. I wonder if these men go up to women in REAL LIFE and say "Would you like to h

When Friends Are Full Of Shit
Friendship is not about always being nice, or agreeable, far from it. A friend will tell you when he or she thinks you're full of shit, but always casts it that way, never as a statement of fact. It's a fine but important distinction. If I say "you're full of shit" to a friend, it must be understood that this is my opinion only. Further, it's more likely that he or she is not the one who's so full, it's more likely that I am. That's why I cringe when someone, in the name of friendship, says this to me. Usually they're wrong, but there's no point arguing, they're in some kind of trance, pedaling hard to avoid looking at something they desperately want to avoid. I'm wary of supposed friends who tell me they know what I need to do to straighten my life out. They're full of shit. Always. (Almost.) "Too many friends try to grab the wheel, and that always ends in an accident."

Bastards
I just wanted to let you know that a family member tipped me off about someone using my pics. Pussyeater1800 is posing as me with one of my very private pics posted and I'm not happy about it! If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask. You can also visit Taylor625 at www.adultspace.com. You'll see some of the same pics I have and if you message that person, guess who will respond? Me, not some guy named Pussyeater1800! Thanks for listening, Taylor UPDATE: As of Monday night 10/16 - I'm blocked and can't leave comment or message him!!!!

Rose The Ruler
I opened my e mail box yesterday and got quite a shock, I had recieved a message from Rose the Ruler after nearly three months. She's been away, and now she's back, my friend is back and I am sooo happy :D She was the subject of several of my poems, Love at First Sight and many others. We are only friends now, but what a great thing that is to have her around again, I had missed her so much :)

Good, Better And Best (funny)
GOOD Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of s

Bizarre Written Driving Exam Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation' s driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four- way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow tr

Not Being Around As Much
Hey peeps. I haven't been on much lately,but not through choice. I thought that I would leave a blog just to let you all know that I haven't forgotten about you. I am having a running feud with my current supplier over their charges and overall crappy service. They have responded by cutting my speed down to just a crawl above dial-up.If any of you are interested..(yeah right..lol)their name is Madasafish...stay well away from them, they are nothing but a con. Anyhoo..hope to get a new provider soon, and be back up to speed...so to speak. So don't think that, because I've not left any comments lately, I am ignoring you...it just takes soooooo long to post anything at the moment. Thanks for all your great comments, keep them coming, and Keep the faith. cheers...your friend Adam

Volunteers And Heros
WHAT DOES THE WORDS VOLUNTEER AND HEROS MEAN TO ME. TO ME PEOPLE THAT GIVE THEIR LIVES SELFLESSLY TO THINGS AND PEOPLE NOT WANTING ANYTHING IN RETURN. SOMEONE THAT SITS IN THE BACKGROUND NOT EXPECTING TO GET AN AWARD OR THANK YOU. SOMEONE THAT IS WILLING TO RISK THEIR LIVES IN SAVING OTHERS.TO ME THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT TRULY ARE SOMEONE SPECIAL. ALOT OF YOU DONT KNOW BUT I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 14 YEARS OF MY LIFE VOLUNTEERING. EITHER WITH HELPING OUT WITH VBS OR OTHER EVENTS. BUT FOR 10 OF THOSE YEARS I WAS A VOLUNTEER MEMBER OF ST. JOHN AMBULANCE HERE IN ONTARIO. WHERE IN THAT SPAN I HAVE DONE OVER 2500 HOURS. AND HELPED OUT WITH MANY EVENTS LIKE SARS, MENIGITIS OUTBREAKS AND GONE TO MANY OTHER EVENTS WHERE WE DO FIRST AID FOR THE PUBLIC. THOSE WERE TEH BEST 10 YEARS I GOT TO MEET ALOT OF PEOPLE AND GOTTEN AWARDS AS WELL. BUT TO ME THE SATISFACTION I GOT OUT OF IT WAS THE FACT I GOT TO HELP PEOPLE. AND NOW I AM A MEMBER OF THE KINSMEN CLUB OF PRESTON WHERE I AM THE CURRENT CYSTIC FI

Not In Her Storm
I see the clouds rolling in and oh how it looks like rain And it is always I fight for the welcome change When it rains it pours on this heart of mine So, I take the storms I feel to her each time. But I know she has lived under her own pouring rain Yet under her water her heart still doesn't change She can walk away from what hangs overhead And, not in her storm, are words left unsaid. Not in her storm have I ever felt alone Her storm ends, so I, may find my way home It's for me that she pushes away her own rain So, that I may find comfort in calling her name. She lives in this world for the sake of another's heart God, how she eases the miles when worlds apart And she never wanders when your world falls through Not ever in her storm would she do this to you. She has wings that I know not only I can see Cause only an angel could find strength to carry me It's the way that the eyes can surely view How her heart's written so clearly in what an angel can do.

Joke Of The Day 10/16/06
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Ricky was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Ricky began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ......... smack his ass again!"

Many Thanks
was an unprovoked attack,it seems to happen a lot to people these days,just dint think it would be me. after spending several hours in the casualty dept of the local hospital it was discovered that i had been hit so hard that i had a fractured jaw,my cheek bone broken in 2 places,my front teeth knocked out and my eye socket broken in 5 places. after various x-rays,cat scans and probing by various doctors and specialists,i am currently waiting for the hospital to phone me to let me know when i can go in for surgery to repair the damage. i'm in a lot of pain and suffering from blurred vision BUT life goes on doesnt it?, i wont let this put me off going out. thank you all again my LC friends, you mean a lot to me.love you all simon x x x x

Tag Game
I apologize in advance to all of you whom I tag! Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 6. I clean the floors even tho they don't need it 5. I spend too much time on LC 4. I correct people with bad grammar 3. I have a short fuse 2. I am a damn good dancer 1. I am a good listener 1.Sweet Momma 2.Sexy Vixen 3.Sexy Baby Gurl 4.HarleyGal 5.Lady Aurora 6.Snoopy

Life!
A person's eyes is the gateway to their soul and when you can look through their eyes you'll open up a whole new universe of truth and maybe explore something that can channelize a new hope for the indivdual. PLEASE WRITE A COMMENT ON MY BLOG.. WILL BE APPRECIATED.. XOXO

What Your Soul Really Looks Like
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Tear Stained...forever Broken
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE UR FUCKING HEART RIPPED OUT OF UR CHEST? WELL I DO... IT HURTS REALLY BAD. I CANT EAT, I CANT SLEEP, I CANT STOP VOMMITING, ALL I DO IS SIT HERE AND THINK OF U. THESE TEARS STAINING MY PILLOW ARE REAL. THIS PAIN IN MY GUT IS WORSE THAN A DAGGER PIERCING MY SKIN. IF LOVING U IS A SIN...THEN IM A SINNER. IF LOVING U WAS SO BAD...WHY DID IT FEEL SO GOOD? SO THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO U...FUCK U!!!!!!!!! I CAN NO LONGER LOVE MYSELF THERE FOR I CAN NO LONG LIVE WITHOUT U. GOOD BYE MY LOVE... GOOD BYE.

Recovery So Far
So far my uncle's recovery is going quite well in just a short time. The swelling has went down considerably already and he was able to talk to us today. He is stuttering some right now but, hey, that can get better with some therapy and possibly with the rest of the swelling going down. So it looks as if the damage will not be permanent! All of your prayers have been paying off. Thank you all so much!

The Most Beautiful Rose!
The Most Beautiful Rose!! The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read. Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down. And if that weren't enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!" In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away. But instead of retreating he sat next to my side And placed the flower to his nose And declared with overacted surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too. That's why I picked it; here, it's for you." The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors: orange, yellow or red. But I knew I must

The Genie
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope,sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along wit

The Kindness Of Strangers?
Yesterday morning, I was walkin' around with my fly open. . . It was particularly weird, because I suffer from fly-open-ophobia, and I'm constantly checking my crotch to make sure nothing is getting out. But, yesterday, I didn't have any urge to do that. I walked out the door and across the street to the bus stop, got on the bus to work, walked around in the office for a while. . . No one said anything at all. And it wasn't just open, either. It was OHHHHHH-PENNNNNNN!!! I finally sat down and saw a flash of red where I should normally just see denim blue. I put it together that the red was my underwear, and it was soon the color of my blushing face. This sure explained some of the strange looks that people were giving me, all morning. This is the moment that I realized strangers will not tell you that your fly is down. What is the world coming to?

Please Just Fuck Off!!
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE VIEW MY FUCKING PAGE AND LEAVES NO COMMENTS OR EVEN RATES MY PROFILE, WHAT THE FUCKS THE POINT OF GOING TO THE PAGE, FUCK IT IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PAGE GIVE IT A FUCKING 1, I DONT GIVE A SHIT, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY BY STOPPING BY JUST TO SEE THE FUCKING PAGE, IT HASN'T FUCKING CHANGE SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU VIEWED IT JUST VIEWING IT...HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HELP ME OR YOU?? IT DOESN'T, SO FOR GOD's SAKE PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF!!

Two For Now. Please Read And Comment. Let Me Know If You Want More.
COULD YOU EVER UNDERSTAND? I don't think that you understand Can you feel the cold of my hand? Why are you still here, why are you crying? I'm already dead, I'm not dying Don't do that you'll make me feel bad You know I hate it wen you're sad It's not like you'll remember me anyway At least not long after today Just breathe everything will be alrite I'm sorry I cant comfort you tonight I went through hell in my life Now I'll be happy 'cuz death eases my strife Why can't you smile and be glad that I'm gone? After all, you hated me for so long. Please just go away and leave my body here I want someone else to find it and I dont want you near Please just leave me out here in the dirt Ignore all this blood staining my skirt I'm sorry ok? What do you want me to do? I thought you wanted this thats why I died for you PLEASE SEE If you read between the lines you may see MY blood MY sweat and MY tears spread across thispage ive tried so hard to keep

Yay I Got Tagged...thanks Alot!!
I was tagged by Mronceler..thanks soooo much :) Here's the rules, list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag and comment them so they will check the blog for details. 1. I am insanely competitive!! I am not a sore loser, but I get super pissed at myself if I don't win. Even at something as silly as UNO, and I will make you play with me until I win at least once. 2. I am OCD about the shower curtain being closed. It makes me incredibly sick at my stomach if its left open. All I can think about is the mold and nastiness that may be growing in the folds. 3. I absolutely will not put my hand in cold dish water. My roommate does the dishes a lot and sometimes she has to soak things. I can't stand the thought of them sitting there in that water and I will wake her up out of a dead sleep to make her take the plug out. 4. You know that scene in Breakfast Club where she holds the lipstick in her cleavage and puts it o

Oh No!
So today was the first day of my new semster, and as it turns out, I don't have access to a computer that I can log on to, therefore I cannot waste valuable class time on Lost Cherry LoL. Oh well, I guess that would technically be a good thing! 3 hours without the internet, I think I can make it ;)

Stinky Weeds And Blocked =/
POOR NICOLE MUST FEEL LONELY RANKED 3 AND NO COMMENTS...SO SHE CAN RUN AROUND AND GIVE EVERYONE SHITTY RATINGS. SO I GAVE HER LINK A VISIT AFTER SHE WENT AROUND AND RATED MY ART A 3 AND IN RETURN GAVE HER A ONE AND MARKED ALL HER TOONS 3'S AND TO THANK HER SENT HER DIRTY WEEDS AND BLOCKED HER HINEY!!! I NORMALLY DON'T GET PEEVED BUT ONE A 33YR OLD ADULT WEARING TOONZ IS RUNNING AROUND RATING PEOPLE SHIT RATINGS WHEN HER STUFF IS RIPPED FROM SITES I GET A TAD MIFFED!!! I NEVER RATE ANYONE UNDER A 10 FOR ANY REASON CUZ FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RATINGS BUT THIS SUPPOSED WOMAN PISSED ME OFF. MAYBE SHE NEEDS SOME LOVE...SHE HAS NO COMMENTS AND SOMEHOW SHE IS RANKED 3....SHOW HER SOME LOVE PEOPLE CUZ APPARANTLY SHE NEEDS SOME!!! CLick here

Wanna Make-out?
You're a Freaky Kisser When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You? Was There Ever A Doubt?? lol 10 Cherries gets you 10 mins...hehe So dont forget!! :P

Please Rate Or Comment This Blog. It Shouldn't Be No Problem For Ladies:-)
Women do you wish that guys could get pregnant and why? please give this blog any rate that you may wish. please don't diss us guys very bad :-)

Relationship Questions
Relationship Questions YOU OPENED IT.. NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT .. AND BE HONEST 1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? SINGLE 2) Are you happy with where you are? SOMETIMES 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? No 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? No 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? NO 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? yes 8) Do you want children? HAVE 2 9) How many? 2 MORE 10) Would you consider adoption? Sure 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know? Just tell me 12) Do you want someone you cant have? YES 13) Do you believe love at first sight exists? YES 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? YES 15) Do you believe that you can change someone? NO 16) If you could get married anywhere, money's not an object.....? OUTER SPACE 1

Beerology 101
Beerology 101: Beer Term Dictionary Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her table then steers you to a less attractive friend. Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Also called a slurp sandwich. Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party. Booze coupons - Money. Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Putting one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor, may God have mercy on your soul. Beer bitch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you whenever you go empty. Beer Buffet - Any bar with more than ten different beers on tap. Beer blinders (Beer goggles) - Ones perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and also makes break dancing moves look easy. Beer Pressure - The

Medical Type Question......any Nurses Out There???
This is a real question. This has been driving nuts for a long time. How come when you put stuff like Ben Gay or Icy Hot on a sore place, you get that tingling "hot/cold" sensation where you rubbed it, but you dont get it on your hands??? It gets all over your hands from rubbing it on and there's loads of nerve endings in your hands. And what if I hurt my hand one day? I cannot reap the benefits of such products! Anyone have any idea on this???

Please Read All Of This
KNKow what here's the way I see it. People are bitching because others don't read their bullitens and saying I'm gonna delete friends and crap like that. Come on people WTF??? This whole site is supposed to be fun, supposed to be about helping people out. As far as the bullitens are concerned unless it has naked pics or something to do with sex in the subject line most skip right over it. for instance I have sent out several bullitens asking for help leveling up onlyu about 7 of the people oin my friends list of 324 hae helped out, am I pissed nope not at all. should have put something to do with sex in the subject line I guess LOL. Anyway a little off subject, quit your bitching I mean damn does it really do any good anyway to bitch in a bulliten that won't get read??? Much like this blog, most won;t read it and I'll just be typing for the fun of it. Oh Well least I found something constructive to do LMAO. Also to the friends that help me out I love you guys!!!!!!!! to the on

Not All Dumbs R Blondes
DUH lol Yesterday As I went to car After work There was this DARK Haired Business woman Who was All upset She kept clicking her car Remote and could not get her door to open. She looked at me and Said it WILL NOT OPEN.. I asked her to let me try.. I CLICKED ..nothing. Then I Gave her a LOOK.. tossed my BLONDEness out of my face.. WENT OVER AND STUCK THE KEY INTO THE DOOR. SEE NOT ALL DUMBS ARE BLONDES! Teehee

Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know

Connection
What is this magical bond we share? Amidst the constant circus like avalanche of words, How did you know? Like you stable and secure, He is betrothed to your dream, Faithful to uncertainty, A spirit yearning to be free. His subtle words lodge in your thought. Why did you pick this stranger With a hunger that you cannot see? A young woman's hair kisses the breeze, Her dignity conceals the distance in her gaze. Is it possible that a simple innocent radiant smile, Or a crazy serendipitous verse, Could bring two people so diverse To where we find ourselves today? Strangers once to our own lives, At ease with the depth of our own emptiness, How unlikely it is that we are here It's quiet tonight, light raindrops filter through the leaves Washing away the dust, releasing fragrances On which the gentle breeze sweetens The kind of night you wish you were with the one you love Nestled close to the open fire Watching the moon duck in and out of the white cotton clouds

A Place
There is a place few dare to go, A place dark as the night. It is a place that must be traveled by faith, and not by sight. It is not a place for the faint of heart, or those controlled by fear, or those who can only accept what they can see, or feel, or hear. It is a place that lies deep within the human heart, A place that many of us only know in part. For some it is a place of refuge and of peace, For some it is A place where the noise and turmoil cease. For some it is a place of love and ecstasy, For some it is a place of heartache and misery. For some it is a place where they confront their greatest fears, For some it is a place where they shed a millions tears. For some it is a place where battles are won and lost, For some it is a place to be avoided at any cost. For it is in silence where we confront ourselves one on one, And decide what we are going to do and deal with what we have done

Everyone Please Read!!!!
The Effectual Feverent Prayers of the Rightous Availeth Much...Do you have the strength to Pray. Prayer without ceasing for the sick among you. Jesus said for by his stripes we are healed. Wherever two or three gathered together in his name, touching and agreeing upon anything. He The Lord Jesus says we need to ask in his name to the father and the father would do it for he state he will do it for us...His words states this that if we have the faith of a mustard seed and shall say unto the mountain be thou removed and be thou cast into the sea it shall be done for us by the Father in Jesus Name...I am asking all those who beleive this statement to Pray in this manner for My Son Shawn Dunn call his name we are asking for a miraculous healing for Shawn in Jesus Name...How strong is your faith how deep is your love will it allow or you to intercede for this Man and his Family ????? Thanks Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at

Funny Quote
"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something." Haha I LOVE That

What I Am
- i'm a woman - i'm a nerd - i'm an engineer - i love to cook - i love dogs - i smoke - i like to drink wine, but just a cup, not a lot - i had few bf's, most of them cheated on me - i lost a big big love when he died in a car accident - i love dogs - i traveled to many places - i'm gemini - i'm not very attached to my house - i don't like liars, cheaters - i'm too serious sometimes, and too silly others - too mature, and so inmature - i give everything of myself - i want success - i'm cyclothymic - i tend to argue easily - i have my own believings and i wont change them - i lived too many things - i love too much - i hurt even more and run away when i feel some pain or hurted - i easily start to cry - i love my webcam and microphone - i'm very sensitive - i need to feel loved - i'm very protective with my friends - i lost people were very important in my life - i love to travel - i'm strong - i wear glasses - i eat a lot of meat and cheese - i smoke c

50 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts. 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys get jealous easily. 12. Guys are more

Latest Family Member
Hey, here is my newest family member. I invited him and he decided to join our great community. He hasn't posted anything just yet but he is learning the ropes. Please show him some love! Dream Weaver@ LostCherry EDIT---He has posted a few things on his profile now. If you visit his page he will return the favor but be patient please. He is still learning the ropes. Thank you all for showing him some love!

Im Truely Alone
Truly alone Category: Romance and Relationships There ain't nobody,asking me,where I've been, There ain't nobody that would name me, as a friend, There ain't nobody that's dropping by to say hi, There ain't nobody thats careing whether i live or die, I have nobody to tell about my growing angers, I have nobody to tell about me, following strangers There ain't nobody making sure i'm taking all of my pills There ain't nobody slowing me down and keeping me still I'm truly aloneThey say a man can only be alone for so long, before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so long before the man's mind is gone. They say a man can only be alone for so long before his minds is gone. There say a man can only be alone for so lond before his mind is gone. There ain't nobody,.telling me not to jump off. Ther ain't nobody telling me not to chop your block off. I get so bloody I ruin all my clothes. I have nobody to tell about my dark fantasies. I have nobody to tell about m

What A Hug Can Do
It's wondrous what a hug can do. A hug can cheer you when you're blue. A hug can say, "I love You so" Or, "I hate to see you go." A hug is "Welcome back again," And "Great to see you! Where've you been?" A hug can soothe a small child's pain, And bring a rainbow after rain. The hug, there's just no doubt about it--- We scarcely could survive without it! A hug delights and warms and charms, It must be why God Gave us arms. Hugs are great for fathers and mothers, Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers; And chances are your favorite aunts Love them more than potted plants. Kittens crave them, puppies love them; Heads of states are not above them. A hug can break the language barrier, And make travel so much merrier. No need to fret about your store of 'em; The more you give, the more there's more of em. So stretch those arms without delay And give someone a hug today! Thanks for visiting my blogscomments and ratings are gladly appreciated :)

Dear Tide
Dear Tide: > > > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,

Anidian Prayer This How Is Fell In My Hata
O,Great Spirit, whos voice I hear in the winds and whose breth gives liffe to all the world, her me!I am small and weak. I need your strenght and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty< and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice. Make me wise so that i may undertand the things you have tought my people. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy-myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades,as the fading sunset, my spirit,may come to you without shame.

A
IWe already established that I like fucking and football(please do not ask me to decide which I love more, cause I still do like football lots) I decided to make a "sorts" alphabet. If you come up w/one to fill in a blank letter,post it and I will fill in the blanks. A...Archery and Anal B...Bowling and balling(so many for the old B) C...Curling and Cock D...Dodgeball and Dicks E...Exercise and Eating F...Football and Fucking, of course G... H...Hockey and Head I... J...Jousting and Jizz K...Karate and Kitty L...Lacrosse and Licking M...Motocross and Masturbation N...Nascar and Nookie(not rednecks,lol) O...Orienteering and Orgasms(it's a kind of skiing) P...Polo and Pussy-eating Q... R...Rowing and Rimming S...Skeet-shooting(not sayin' another word) T...Tennis and Titts(ty) U...Unicycling and Undualating V...Volleyball and Vulva W...Waterboarding and Wanker X... Y... Z... My brain hurts,lol- give me some help

Sighs And Cries
i sit here an cry sitting back seeing the world pass by hearing my sighs shatter silence like glass breaking hearing time slowly click on by feeling lonliness grip me tight an firm hopeing to hear a sound come through as i sit here an think of you

Naked Yearnings
naked sliding thrusting madness skin to skin slithering heat darkness sweating touching, grasping panting moans names breathed heavily groaned into open mouths tongues crash together twisting 'round each other legs gripping fingers slipping in hot slippery caress quickening heartbeats accelerated pace faster culminating in final throes one more gasping scream as we shatter into a million shards of satisfaction and bliss. (c) 2006 D. R. Hyden whew... ok, so apparently, my mind is sorta trackin one way tonight....lmao....

Chinese Zodiac, Want Sum More?
Born in 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000. DRAGON: Full of vitality and enthusiasm, the Dragon is a popular individual even with the reputation of being foolhardy and a "big mouth" at times. You are intelligent, gifted, and a perfectionist but these qualities make you unduly demanding on others. You would be well-suited to be an artist, priest, or politician.

Sudden
sudden thoughts of pleasure sudden thoughts of desire wondering through memories through the mist of time through the darkest days your memory keeps me going suddenly through it all my love grows by the second my hearts sweels with every beat how do i love you how do i show smiling at you i hug an kiss you deeply for you are my all my beginning an end to my love i say let's not let this end

Family
I fell like I'm stuck in the middle of a family that One says this and the other one says that. I hear both sides of this and love them all. I know that the family hates me and has always hayed the from day one they NEVER talk to me if they see me out and about they look the other way a Christian that go's to church is to act I know Im a Christian but I try to be good to ppl how do I help this that says their Christian and dont act like it plz God take me out of this

Only 17 People Can Read
ONLY (17) PEOPLE CAN READ THIS. can you? Body: Sorry to the dyslexic.. if there are any.. don't attempt this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. ONLY REPOST IF YOU CAN READ THIS. CHANGE THE NUMBER AT TOP THOUGH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" add a number up if you can read it!!

Can't Change Me
I see the headlights on the highway I'm standing in the rain Gonna hitch a ride to nowhere Shake off Mary Jane Ashes to ashes Leave it in the dust Don't worry about missin' me You do what you must Change no you can't change me Into something I could never be Sure nuff plain to see That you can't you can't change me Are we losing our connection Are you somewhere on the line Yeah I'm hearing your suggestion But it's too late, too late here tonight So many reasons Everybody's out of time I'll take my chances baby Ooh ooh and take what's mine You know you're something to see But you can't change me You're somewhere in tomorrow I'm stuck here in today Got more trouble than a man can borrow When you're livin' it up in a lost place Change you can't change me Yeah I bet you're something to see But you can't change me

Stupid!!!!! Lol
I have decided to start dedicating myself to exposing and ripping down as much societal stupidity as I possible can. There are so many things out there that I find so stupid as to be offensive that I may never run out of things to talk about. There is no way I can do this brutally honest social commentary for any length of time without pissing someone off. I'm not apologizing....I just want that known up front so there's no questions later on. Maybe you should go to another blog now. Tonights subject.........Televangelist and faith healer Reverend Peter Popoff. I was flipping channels at like 5 am the other day when I came across this guy on a public access channel. He had the whole thing going. Powder blue suit.....slicked back hair.....back-up band. He was workin' it! First of all, let me say this.... If you are a televangelist, wearing a powder blue suit, on public access at 5 am and your name is Peter Popoff.......DO NOT come near my children! Are you serious??? Pe

An Adult Poem
As i enjoy your soft lips in the passionate kissesthat we share Holding tightly onto you cuddling you gently with such care. Rubbing my hands together to warm up the lotion Caressing your luscious breasts lightly in a sensual motion. Slowly my hand glides slowly down for the sweet treasure at my fingertips With each motion of my fingers becoming more intense, you start to moan, and quiveras my tongue flicks across your sweet lips. You become overwhelmed with desire, pulling me up to you I slowly side myself into that sweet , wet spot, becoming one instead of two. With each motion in the love that we make

Biketoberfest!!
We left yesterday after work for Daytona Beach for Biketoberfest!! We rode the street glide over there (about 3 hours). We went with my daughter and her boyfriend, but they drove the truck with the harley in the back, then stopped about 20 miles before and parked the truck and got on the bike. Phil has an older harley and wouldn't have been a fun ride all the way.. lol... Anyways....had a great time!! forgot my camera though.. damn... could have gotten some good pictures... anything and everything goes over there!! My daughter wasn't too impressed... she didn't think breast painting is cool!!! LMAO....She was appauled at all the nudity that was there and couldn't believe the cops did nothing......I hope we didn't leave a bad taste in her mouth of us bikers... LOL....We didn't get home until 2:30 a.m. and I just got out of bed.... I am sooo sore from all the walking!! Hope all my friends had a great weekend! We will probably go riding for a little bit today too... great wea

What The Hell Is Wrong With People??
I have been trying to get the word out about babies and the loss of them. I go through and clear out most of my friends list and start fresh. I went through and cleaned up my page and made it all about support to parents who have been through this loss. I have only been adding survivors and supporters of this cause and yet...not all my friends and family are sporting the candle on their page and no one is reposting my bulletins anymore. This is enough to make me cry and want to give it up. If this is the kind of JOKE that LC really is....all about tits and ass and nothing else of any importance...then I might as well just walk away. It seems that no one cares...not even some of my friends and family. What is someone to do? I wanted to light up LC before the end of OCT and the only candles I am seeing are pretty much my friends and thas about it. It is definitely not what I was hoping to see. Where are peoples hearts?

Take Your Choice (adult)
Take Your Choice A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!" The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?" The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!" "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The w

Why Is It.......
......that I seem to have no luck with gettin laid at all. Sure I am with someone and want to stay that way but I want to see how it is with others. I have only been with one woman in my life sexualy and am curious how it would be with others. I have been on craigslist in my area and no luck there for the 4 months I have been looking. And for anyones info I havn't had any for 6 months approx (feels like it too). Just sure wish there was someone out there local that would help me out with this...... Just a little vent and hope noone is offended by it.

A Break From Reality.
Last night was my husbands birthday and since mine is the 30th and thats on a monday we celebrated both last night. We went to a really nice resturaunt. And of course after that we went to several bars collecting his free drinks and i even had a couple of drinks. Wine with dinner and one after. And then we did our thing we sat and played pool until the bar closed. We headed home talking and enjoying the even. My husband for a change didnt even get drunk. I loved it. We came home and made love and just laid and cuddled on the couch. We actually fell asleep like that. I got up sometime early morning and headed to bed the hubby followed shortly after. I woke up this morning around 11 and came down and started online after i started the coffee for the hubby. Then he came down and we started all over again. I was over joyed it was really nice not having all the kids. We sat and cuddled on the couch until i had to go pic the kids up. I wish it happened more often but then it wouldnt be so gr

There Comes A Time....
So every so often I get a little sick of Lost Cherry and just plain bored with it. This is one of those times. There's also some things that just plain piss me off about it, but I'm not gonna bitch cause no one really wants to hear it, and others already do that enough. I'm definately not leaving, I'm too addicted for that, but just letting those of you who care know that I probably won't be "lost cherrying" as hard as I usually do. I'll be checking it daily of course, but if I don't get back to your messages/comments or rate your new pics, etc. in a timely manner, don't hate me. This is also subject to change. I am female after all so there is a good possibility that I won't feel this way when I wake up in the morning ;P LoL. But just giving everyone a heads up if I seem as if I am slacking. That's all I got, goodnight all.

Roses And Hanging Baskets
ROSES AND HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date wearing a see-through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie, if you can show off your rose buds, Then I can display my hanging baskets." Happy Gardening....

Having A Bad Day Already...:(
Well I wont up this morning tired...but had to go to work. One my way there I start cramping really bad...I stay there a couple hours then dicide to come home. Well I have no ride so I got to walk...which really blows cause its really cold outside and its a long walk. So I start to walk and I get about half a mile and this dog starts chasing me. I just a fence and find out there are two dogs in that yard...so I am freakin out thank god the owner came out and asked if I was alright...he gave me a ride home cause I hurt my leg jumping the fence. It sucked! And I am sick...and want to feel better but cant. BisexualVampyre

My Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Screw It....
Fuck the world...fuck my job...fuck my feelings. I am tired of all three of them...I hate my job and dont want to work there anymore. Fuck the world cause I dont want to be on it anymore and fuck my feelings cause they suck. I am tired of having feelings for people who seem like they dont have them for me...so that is it. I give up and there is nothing anyone can do to change that. Bisexualvampyre

This Is My Life
Fighting day and night! Stupid shit we shouldn't even care about! Always complainging! We become to jaded. Another relationship gone to hell! So this is my life! This is how my story goes! No happy ending! My love descending! In the end there is no more hope. Now its going upon two months since you went out that door. I cried so much I could not see! I cried until I felt pain no more. Why is it that it happened for this chapter to end? A lover now gone and so is a friend. So this is my life! This is how my story goes! No happy ending! My love descending! In the end there is no more hope. Ok he's gone and I no longer care. He can go to hell. I moved on and laugh a lot! Let my laughter be a reminder to him of all that he lost! Yes it is my life! I can rewrite how my story goes! I can't change my past,but my future

My Heart
How little in me is not touched by you! A friendship is a light that fills the heart, Painting with its gold each darkened hue, Providing warmth to each sequestered part. You are the mirror of my better self, Verifier of the best in me, A bridge across the unsuspected gulf Lodged between what can and ought to be. Expectations can be wings, not bars, Necessary to sustain our flight. The faith of friends in us is wholly ours, Incoming to uplift us to its height. No soul can see itself, but must depend, Each on each, upon a trusted friend

Sorry If I Offend Someone But Its Funny As Hell
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business". "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led thr

About ~aye
Let me begin this blog with a side note (or perhaps I should say "a warning"): I'M IN A MOOD TODAY Now, to continue....I tend to be very moody so I feel that I should add the above note simply because YA JUST NEVA KNOW what kind of moooooood i'm a be in from one hour to the next. Soooo, if anything you read in ANY of my blogs is considered to be offensive, harsh, too over the top or too damn far left field just consider yourself fore-warned and leave quietly, m'k? What this means simply is that sometimes i'm feeling SEXY Sometimes i'm feeling SHY Sometmes i'm feeling confrontational Occasionally I'm feeling newsy & political News and Info other times the calm, fun & lovable Mom that I am My point being, i'm a person (regardless of the recent BOT suggestions), I am a REAL person who loves people, likes making new friends & enjoys chatting as often as I am able. I can't chat as often as some people wish, but hey I have a Child, a Cat, a Slave, a

Forever Lost In Your Look
Forever lost in your look of love Mercurially slipping into your arms As you gather me into your heart Sheltering me from the storms of my life Loving me and holding me as my ethereal wife Eternally yours from heart to soul Giving myself to you utterly and completely Craving your sensuous touch, your kiss of my soul Longing to take you into my arms and melt the sun Passionately giving to you as you are my chosen one Knowing that this love will last forever Eclipsing civilizations, societies and song Voice of our love reverberating amongst the heavens Standing strong and pure in the midst of a sinful past Sense of being as our love is destined to last Clouds caressing the sky leaving tears of rain Falling upon our skin and cleansing our present Washing away the deeds of our past Our vision and our life paved with flowers and spring As we stand side by side united with love and a ring

~just Plain Nuts~ Part 1
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met. I drive way too fgast to worry about cholesterol. I intend to live forever, so far so good. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but groundhogs don't get sucked into jet engines. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! When everything's coming your way, why are you always in the wrong lane? Ambition is a poor excuse for not enough sense to be lazy. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Just some don't have any film. What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice? Breaking news: Energizer bunny gets arrested, charged with battery

Lord Byron
When the moon is on the wave, And the glow-worm is in the grass, And the meteor on the grave, And the wisp is on the morass; When the falling stars are shooiting And the answer'd owls are hooting, And the silient leavs are still In the shadow of the hill, Shall my soul be upon thine, With a power and with a sign. Though thy slumber may be deep, Yet thy spirit shall not sleep; There are shades which will not vanish, There are thoughts thou canst banish, By a power to thee unknown, Thou canst never be alone; Thou art wrapst as with a shroud, Thou art I can gather`d in a cloud; And for ever shalth thou dwell In the spirit of this spell. Though thou seest me not pass by, Thou shalth feel me with thine eye As a thing that, though unseen, Must be near thee, and hath been; And when in that secret dread Thou hast turn`d around thy head, Thou shalth marvel I am not As thy shadow on the spot, And the power which thou dost feel Shall be what thou must conceal

I'm Sorry
This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are: I'm sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my ass isn't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry" If You're one of the few guys with enough balls to leave me a comment, and you would never make your girl feel this way, leave me a comment saying... "I appreciate you"

Just Me Right Now
WHT HAVE I DONE SURLEY I DONT DESERVE THIS KIND OF LOVE THE MORE I SEEK, THE MORE I NEED THE MORE YOU SEEM TO GIVE TO ME THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS WAY I FEEL INSIDE I ASK IN PRAYER SO MANY TIMES BUT UNTIL I ASKED IT YOUR NAME I WAS DENIED AND EVERY DAY YOU BLESS ME WITH YOUR MIRACLES AND JUST WHEN I THINK I FIGURED IT ALL OUT YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME SO MANY TIMES IVE NEARLY GIVEN UP BUT YOU PULLED ME THROUGH AGAIN AND AGAIN I THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACE YOURE ALWAYS THERE TO COMFORT ME AND EVERY DAY YOU BLESS ME WITH YOUR MIRACLES AND JUST WHEN I THINK I FIGURED IT ALL OUT YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME

Adventures In Wal Mart
Karolyn and I visited our old church/school realllly high last night it was funny and it was like 3 in the morning lol Damn kids and thier finger paintings!! oK THIS IS PRETTY MUCH SELF EXPLANATORY my white ass! Im a lost little girl in a shopping cart! Karolyn pushing me water bottle we found in the aisle .. camera I want look at those titties! blue balls ha ha Im eating wal mart! HATS OFF! Its a masquerade ball in wal mart! Karolyn says "I want THAT fishie!" Think this will look good on me?? QUEEN OF WAL MART!!!!!!!! At least my tits arent THAT smal

Happy Hump Day All!
Good morning everyone. I am playing hookie today. Well, in a way not. I have a urinary tract infection, so I do not even want to go to class. Hope that wasn't too much info. LOL! Well, I thought I would share with you the latest happenings in the last few days. We spent the weekend in Spruce Pine, and stayed in Little Switzerland's Resort and Chalet over night. The drive up was beautiful. I took a ton of pix, off the Blue Ridge Parkway. I got out several times, just like the other photographers, and took some beautiful pix. I promise to post some later. We went to a gem mine the first day, and it was fun. My hands almost froze off. We got the boys each a bucket of mixed gems. They both had some both had some nice size emeralds, garnet and amethyst that could have been cut, and polished. But the price to do this was a bit steep. The rest of the weekend, we went to the ice cream parlor in Little Switzerland's resort, visited art gallery, and jewelry stores, and the Mine Mus

I Miss You!
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, The shadow in the background of the morgue, The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if you want Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends (I miss you, miss you) (I miss you, miss you) Where are you and I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time And as I stared I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight Stop this pain tonight Don't waste your time on me you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you) Don't waste your time on me you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)

Woman's Passion
This is a poem I wrote in June of this year. Please be warned it is R rated hee hee So dont let your children read over your shoulder !! Published July 2006 Copyright 2006-2007 The real woman surfaces and embraces the once silent fantasies Breathing in the ultimate pleasure Exhaling sexual satisfaction How I hunger for the taste of your lips Your kisses call my name..."Goddess" I can not ignore, I can not stop it Take my kisses filled with desire Feel the passion of my heart on fire I crave the pain of your teeth pressing against my neck I moan in contentment, I bite my lip intensely As I quiver you thrust your tongue inside me massaging until I reach orgasm I shiver as you caress my thigh and touch me gently You squeeze my hips tightly Have your way with me Feel my intoxicating rhytm As I press against your body Your pleasure beckons me to feel your throbbing desire Wanting you deeper inside Your satiable passion runs down my spine Make love to me u

Welcome To Me Life
So my life totally sucks....I've been living with my aunt..Which I can't take no more...I'm thinking about going back to live with my mom...But the reason I came here was because we don't get along...But anything has to be better than this Now let's move on to problem number 2...This guy i really like..Wants me to stop hanging out so much with my friend (my band) because yes I will admit they are all male...& the only reason me and this guy are not dating anymore is because I cheated on him...with one of those guys...So i totally see his point...I really like him and I really wanna get back with him...But I can't just up and leave the band....Something has got to give...My life totally sucks...But I guess it could get worse.......

Comming Soon, My New Son
my wife went to the dr today and had a sonogram done, everything looks great baby is a lil big!! we are having a boy and he is due on march 20th.. i have put his pictures up so go check them out.....

A Little Something I Wrote
Be true to yourself… When you are honest with yourself You can see how you really are inside And just what it is others will see about you If given the chance to really know you What you show them is what they base Their opinions of you on Friendships can be built upon this Emotions will form and only if you are honest Will they be worth something to you Or to the people you have allowed in Don’t be ashamed of who you are inside Beauty is in the eye of the beholder What you see isn’t necessarily what Anyone else will see about you True happiness will only come from within And that is easiest to achieve with honesty Know that if someone tells you They love you, they most likely do. Embrace it or push it away, the choice Is for you and you alone to make No one else can make these choices for you Be true to yourself and never lose Sight of what is most important to you May you always find contentment in life. A. Boudreaux 2006

October 25
Yesterday I had some religious fanatic leave me a message on my door.... "The end of false religion is near"...Grrrrrr. I could go off on my usual rant about religion and oppression... the differences between spirituality and religion.... why is it that Halloween brings more and more crazies to my door? Is it the decor in my front yard? The gore has a way of doing that I guess. Nix... the Necromancer.... or maybe it's the pentacle sign on my door that says Merry Meet.... anyway... I open the door today defensively, expecting someone to ask me if I have found god yet.... (I keep telling god to pack the GPS unit when going on road trips so she doesn't get lost and I don't have keep hunting her down) Well I was suprised, instead of a bible thumper, I got a nice little invite to a lingerie and TOY party.... it says to dress up... I'm thinking my fetish wear might be too much... so no Domme outfits, but maybe at least a mask and one whip???? Yippeeeeeee...... sex is my favorite "sin"! And i

Gleefully Tripping
sitting here i see thee my heart beats harder by the second trying to find the words to say how much you mean to me for all i can do is think of what you do i see you smile in my dreams i hear your words in the songs i smell your scent on the breeze how do you control me so my heart is yours my soul you have my love is eternal for you are my world

The Kiteboarder Mag - November 2006 Issue
The Nov/Dec06 issue of The Kiteboarder Magazine is now available and will be hitting your mailboxes and kite shops/schools in the US and Canada starting this week....... Check Out Their Official LostCherry: ASNews.net@ LostCherry Brian Schenk gives you preview of what's in store in the US for the upcoming snowkite season Find out what the buzz is about in West Oz as Sky Solbach and John Amundson explore Margaret River and Gnarloo.... Adam Von Ins and The Kiteboarder Staff overview of The Baja Peninsula: East versus West Tips on tuning and keeping your kite, bar and lines in tip top shape Julie and Charlotte Simsar give us the lowdown on Turkey 4 progessive moves to try to bring your riding to the next level Product Watch highlights winter rubber and 07 Snowkite gear and accessories Exposed brings you the top riding frames from around the world

When You Are Gone
I Think of you and wonders. What you are doing? What are you thinking? Is it me that your thinking of, what is going through your mind, is it me or someone else. When you wake do you rush to see me. Do you even think of me. When you are gone...I think of you and when I wake I rush to see you....because I care for you...

I'm Movin On
No.. Im not leaving Lost Cherry ..I'm hoping someone will see this blog/Bulletin .. and get the message im Trying to get through .. I am Moving on .. I hope you find your healing in this .. I know how songs say so much .. there comes a time when words just arent enough to convey what youre trying to say .. Wishing you much love .. happienss and a wonderful life .. I Myself . need to move on .. Rascal Flatts Videos | Movie Clips | Repair Your Credit

Night Horny
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny100%Morning horny89%Day horny83%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com

What Body Part Are You Attracted To?
You scored as Abs/Stomach. You are attracted to: the abs/stomach. You are a abs/stomach guy/gurl.Abs/Stomach92%Face67%Penis58%Butt33%Boobs17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

Did You
did you know how much i love you did you see the smile on my face did you hear the music on my voice did you know all i love is you i always get lost in you my heart soars when together my soul flies with you did you know i love you so

Whimper
i sit here a whimper escapes my mouth slowly a tear falls down i feel myself shudder crying out loud for i know i lost you cause i refuse to move how could i be so stupid how did i not know what i had i shall always remember this for i lost my angel

No More Nude Pics!!
Hi there everyone I'm doing something that is going to make me not as cool I have taken down all my nude pics you see My body belongs to someone else and is no longer for me to let everyone see My lover who is in my photos deserves better and after a long talk with him I realized how much it was hurtting him ..... I had no idea ..... So from here on out NO MORE NUDE PICS !!! ..... Sorry Guys !! Love to you all!!

Penis Name
A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'. The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'. The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'. The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'. The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.

Name That Tune
Name the top five songs you'd want to either seduce someone to.. OR have someone seduce you to. (no not have sex too.. that's a whole other list) My top five songs to seduce someone to OR seduce me to: #5 "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix #4 "Nasty Grind" by Adina Howard #3 "Love to love you baby" by Donna Summer #2 "Closer" by NIN #1 "How does it Feel" by D'Angelo granted there's ton's more but these were just the top few on my mind.. I hope you'll tell me what you like as well! btw I love this video Adina Howard Nasty Grind

I'm In Love With Asian Girls
Im new at this LC thing, as you can see. Actually this is my first blog entry EVER!!! I must come right out and say this. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ASIAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! I can’t help it. There is something about them that really gets me. I don’t know what to do anymore! I’m no longer attracted to any other kind of girl. I mean, I do have my list of priorities: #1 Asian, #2 Hispanic or Indian (there’s a tie there) # 4 White and, no offence to anyone who might think that im being racist #5 African. I love all of them but, the Asian girl is just... well... perfect! So, I want to know how many Asian girls are out there in LC land! Give me a shout

Lost Cherry Has The Hiccups And I Think Its Blaming Me :(
Just letting you all know .. Im not being rude .. by not goin to pages . but .. as you can see my User pic is down .. and usually when I go to my page or anyone else's I see nothing .. :( sometimes it will half load if im lucky ....So... this is to Let you all know I adore you my friends . and as soon as these Virtual Hiccups are cured Ill be back :)

Towards The Unknow . With The Ligth Of Truth Behind Me
You scored as Darkness. Darkness! Silent, mysterious and contemplating, you keep to yourself, and maybe a best friend. You are sometimes shunned and sometimes adored. It really depends. you will fight if you have to, but dont take much pleasure in it. You may feel alone, but its really that you just push everyone else away... Darkness83%Fire67%Earth33%Wind33%Light33%What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

No Wonder I Never Wanted To Go To Hospitals.....
Well today was quite interesting to say the least.....out of a dead sound sleep this morning i woke up w/ a HUGE pain in my abdomen.....i thought maybe it was just some random thing so i layed there for a few minutes to see if it would subside.....well it didnt....my cousin had had her appendix taken out about a month and a half ago so i called her to ask about the symptoms she had....well i didnt quite have them all but i decided the pain was too great to wait for my doctors office to open three hours later..... so we went to the ER and as soon as i was in that room i was scared....yea im a baby with hospitals what can i say......so you would think that with my tattoos i wouldnt mind getting poked or proded w/ needles.....well when they stay in my skin thats when i dont like them....they hurt.....god....lol.....and the nurse took forever to find a good vein and i think he was takin delight in torturing me....lol...so he finally got the blood drawn and the IV in and things were g

Words
words come to mind words in the air words of love words of care how can a word describe how i feel for thee how can it come close to show the love i have for you how come when we are near my tongue gets tied how is it you know the feelings i have inside my love grows by the second for you alone my love i shall reamin by your side forever more

The End Of An Era.
My old friends may notice a change in the Tiger. For too long I have been passive.. politically correct and meek. Sitting along the sidelines, being "nice", quiet and very un-tiger like. Ive been more like Garfield than I have a tiger. I do believe it is possible to have an edge and be more aggressive as long as I dont do as many of my male counterparts do and cross the line and be disrepectful. There is a way to be assertive, aggressive and very much tigerlike without being vulgar, graphic and disrepectful. very few have ever gotten what they wanted being passive, and politically corect. Anyone that would like to come along for the ride, I can promise adventure and some crossing of the line. For those that choose to stay behind, Looks like you will be missing out. Its time for me to rediscover what made me a tiger in the first place.

Rips
some one just ripped my pic with out asking...and im really upset about it, i have moved it to my private pics but it does not undo what that person has done, only one person has permission to rip that pic. now my other friends cant see that pic because of that one persons selfish act. sorry guys.

Who Wears The Pants?
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"

Spank Me...
Well spank me I have been a very bad girl, I haven't wrote in my blog in a bit :( Sorry... So what have I been up to? Friday I went to a Halloween party and yes it was a costume party and yes I hate to dress up. But I did, I was Zorro, I wore a black t-shirt, tiny little black skirt, black pantyhose, my black boots and of course a black cape, sword, black mask and hat. I had my costume on for about an hour at the party and then I took it off, lol... I told Faith next year I am not wearing a costume and dare her to make me leave... lol. Yesterday I spend the morning ironing and then we did dinner out for my son who just turned 21, yes I have a 21 year old. What can I say I was 12 when I had him, lol.. no I have no problem with having a 21 year old, he is a great kid and everyone that meets him says the same thing. Well I guess I shouldn't call him a kid anymore, lol, but he will always be my kid. Last night we watched Munich, wow that was intense and I thought a really good

So What...we Changed Names, Get Over It
I addressed this briefly last night in the bulletins but the more I think about it, the more attention I think this deserves. Yes, the name change from Lost Cherry to CherryTap was sudden and unannounced. I go on record saying that I like the old name better however, don't run off and say "Jaded Stang" doesn't like the new name either...here's why. Look at the facts, for those who run this site, this is business. For this site to stay free someone has to sponsor this. If you think that site owners burden themselves financially with something of this magnatude....you're sadly mistaken, that includes myspace, CherryTap, Black Planet, Tagworld and all of the other community sites. To keep this free the shit needed to happen, so they did it. Bottom line. In all of the pissing and moaning about the name, let me pose to you this hypothetical question...if it was proposed that the name would be changed back but there would now be a membership fee...would you stay? Hell no, a

I Feel Like I'm In Love
I met this man and he is so sweet. He makes me feel so good about myself and his son is so precious. We have alot in common and I feel that its easy to talk to him, but i'm curious to know if he feels the same way! I am also curious to know wat his son thinks about me

Don't Forget To Send Your Requests For Tomorrow Night
HEY GUYS JUST A REMINDER LEAVE YOUR REQUESTS FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. I PLAY HARDCORE METAL, PUNK, GOTH AND ROCK. 6-9 PM ET ON SYNFULFM. COME TO THE HELL ON EARTH LOUNGE AND KICK IT WITH US. LEAVE YOUR REQUESTS HERE ON THIS BLOG. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THERE.

Tao Of Cunnilingus
TAO OF CUNNILINGUS The appreciation of the act of cunnilingus is an art withing itself. Better known as oral sex performed on the female anatomy. This act carries many street names suck as goin down, licking the pearl tongue, eating coohie, licking carpet, muff diving, eating the box, eating at the y, and just plain eating pussy. NO matter what one may call it, it is all the same. The names all mean the same thing. The difference comes in the performance of the act. Many different people go about this act in their own manner. Some start from the top and work their way down. Some start from the bottom and work their way up. People often use other appendages of their body such as a finger for more stimulation during the act. Sexual toys are often used. Extra stimulating devices range from houshold artifacts, adult shop items to produce and foods found in ones pantry. To really get down and perform this art to the best of

Lycanthropy As A Religion;
For most people religion provides them with moral guidelines to live by, and a purpose in life. For me, Lycanthropy provides a similar function but without a supernatural deity. However it still has its icons, and for me that icon is the wolf. To me the wolf symbolizes such ideals as honesty, loyalty, strength and purity, and it is towards this image to which I aspire. It's the wolf (and to some extent the Coyote and Raven) that provides me with the ideals and goals for my life that a religion would provide in the life of others. Also like religion, Lycanthropy involves "prayer". During times of stress or worry I conjure up the image of the wolf in my mind, to help relax me and focus my thoughts. But I don't pray at set times, nor do I have a particular location in which to worship such as a church. While mainstream religion has its rules and set doctrines, my lycanthropy is my own creation. It's very personal and meets my own spiritual needs. I don't wish to sound like I'm again

The Universality Of Human Suffering
Think about it. No person is immune. We will all have a taste at some point. The more you realize it, the more you can have empathy and compassion for others, and the better the world becomes.

Clouds In The Sky
sitting on the hill i see the clouds drift by seeing shapes an images go by seeing shapes of my love in the sky drift by slowly raptured by what i see such beauty in the sky brings tears to my eyes drifting off to sleep i dream of you and me for how could life be so grand of us walking hand in hand

My Worst Qualities
Everyone seems to say what's so great about him/her in their profile. Well, I am going to try something different here. I'll probably incorporate this into my biography somehow. These are traits are not good about me and need work. 1. Giving - This can be a double edged sword, it's good and bad. I tend to put everyone else's needs before mine. So, I end up never getting what I need or want. After awhile, people to pick up on this and sometimes tend to take advantage of your hospitality. 2. Shy - A big one. This is literally a problem to a crippling degree. 3. Underestimate myself - I have a bad habit of selling myself short and doubting my abilities. This is in all aspects of life. 4. Tunnel vision/oblivious - I'm a complete idiot when it comes to picking up signals from girls. Things that will be completely obvious to everyone else will go unnoticed by me. Who knows how many girls have dropped me hints and I never picked up on it.

Have To Get This Off My Chest!!!
Man if one more thing goes wrong I SWEAR!!!! OMG Hello eveyone it is now Halloween morning and it feels like somethings else is gonna go wrong OMG!! I have just about had it for real! I know that one person can only take so much and that God will only put on us what we can handle...but I really think I am at my limit! I in the past few days have had my washer stop working, my water shut off snd turned back on with help...Hated asking :( Now I have to ask for help for my electric. AND all of this because no ruling on my disability..I am sick, can't work...UGH! As if that weren't enough!...My bathroom is an old one...they told me a long time ago I would have to have my back yard dug up to fix the problem(WHICH IS THOUSANDS)...well now it is starting it again...got the old pipes and something to do with the ground freezing it has moved them and my water in the sink, bathtub, and toilet will now start backing up until I get this fixed LOVELY!!! OK...So anyway there is that.... MEN

The World's Hardest Riddle
The World's Hardest Riddle I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97 percent of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84 percent of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

Just A Vent
i uploaded a pic of my granddaughter to share with everyone. I won't be doing that again, because someone decided she wasnt a 10 and downrated her pic. Now why down rate a childs pic? Every child is beautiful and deserves a 10. If you don't like a chid's pic or any pic for that matter then just don't rate it. Thanks to all who left comments on her pic but im deleting it. I wont be sharing her pics anymore. Sorry for venting, i dont care on my pics but downrating a child just pisses me off. Have a Happy Samhain/ Halloween whichever you celebrate today. I'm out have a nice evening

About Me
Here are some things about me you might not know: Born in Cali, raised in the South but don't sound it I have dated people of different races I have never dated someone with blonde hair I enjoy watching UFC I have never left the country I came this close to becoming an officer in the United States Air Force I have a cousin who attends West Point I graduated from UNC but I hated them growing up I am most attracted to someone's mind...I have seriously not gone out with people because they couldn't carry a conversation with me I live life as best I can but I am still depressed that I don't do more

It Is Like Looking In A Mirror...but It's Broken
I look in his eyes All my pain is gone I sst down after that and tried to write a song But i'm not good So i do my poetry I know my feelings And i know he loves me I know that way we laught We can heal each otehrs pains when we cry we can cry togther All let all our sorows drain When we sit togther I know this feeling is right I want to hold him forever Morning noon and night I never thought love Would come to me like this In something as smiple As his tender kiss Andrew sleep well in arms of angles, let them guild you when i'm not there. But i'm always here for u, i will be your angle guilding you through the dark. I will help you through anything you need, your the one i care for most in life, the one i really really REALLLY DO LIKE!!!! Never will a day go by i don't think of you!

Im Blitzen ...whoever He Is!! Lmao
You Are Blitzen Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa. Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying! Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Halloween...
Its been a VERY slow night..we bought about 8 bags of candy, because we generally get quite a few kids on Halloween..We've gone through only 3 so far..and most of the kids were these older teens..The weather here sort of sucks though, It rained ALL day long. And now its just flat out cold. *sighs* The joys of living in Ohio.

Ugh!
Im highly annoyed. But we wont get into why. You know i still havent done laundry. Im lazy. =] Lol. I think since everything ELSE in the worlds gone wrong tonight that im going to just do some homework or sleep. Considering i cant really count on anyone. Reguardless of how much they say i can =] Im done. Blah im officially crabby. =/ Ive got some pics of gabby to post but i gotta find the digital camera cord cause she was playing with it. Im bout to slap kurtis in the face cause hes ANNOYING me like mad. Fucking idiot. =[ Oye. I really dont think its hard to get on my bad side anymore. I use to be the happiest person in the world, see then i let people walk all over and use me, and now im just extremely annoyed and PISSED. It sucks cause i dont think ive smiled once in the last 2 days. Heh. =] Bah. Im done bitching. Not like anyone pays attention anyway. Not unless its got something to do with sex, or nudity on here. So fuck it.

Poetry
What we need is a little love & tenderness for those who feel like no one cares. What we need is compassion & hope for those who feel they cannot cope. What we need is a shoulder to lean on & wide open arms to catch us when we fall. What we need is a ray of light at the end of the tunnel .But most of all people I PRAY WE NEED A WORLD OF LOVE TO MAKE IT DAY BY DAY.

I Love You
I LOVE YOU SO DEEPLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE AND THE WAY WE TOUCH I LOVE YOU YOUR SMILE AND YOURR KIND THOUGHTFUL WAYS THE JOY THAT YOU BRING TO MY LIFE EVERYDAY I LOVE YOU TODAY AS I HAVE FROM THE START AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVERWITH ALL MY HEART

Fly Away
Looking Out My Window Looking At the sky, Wishing I could fly Fly Away Fly Away to another place, Another time A Time That Was Happy, Safe, And Kind I Would Laugh There And Not Cry Feel Carefree And Not Tied Down I Could Stay There Forever, In My Special Place If Only I could Fly, If Only I could Fly Away

Humans Are The Greatest Invention Ever!
As you already know, The abilities of the human race is magnificent in everyway! Of course you understand, all types of life on this planet is amazing. How I would love to know the truth about why the earth was set up this way. Everything we do in this life, raising a family, working, is for a purpose. I truly beleive,( when I observe this planet and the life on it) There was some type of game plan for everything to flow. Somehow the very early human history is LOST! No one really know why humans and other life is here. This is the deep feeling of, why think about it. You will never know at this time 2012. So......We humans just make a life for us, dealing with the obstactles and tools that we have to make life better for us. Better in what way? Who knows. Humans live day to day in a sense. We really don't know what can happen in the future.. This is another reason why we make dates for years to come. We cannot live and be afraid of tomorrow. Let's try to have fun in everything we do.

Need Help!
OK yall I am writing a paper about how the media laters mens perceptions of women, I need some male and female viewpoints. Guys--What is the ideal woman? How has the media impacted you image of what pretty is.(answer honestly(media being tv/movies/magazines) Girls--Do you think men have unfair perceptions of how we should look?

Stupid Fookin People
you know there are things i dont understand... one of them is this.....you talk to a guy for like what.....months... you even send them lil presents and what not...and they are all sweet and are like you shouldnt have done that babe that was so nice of you..... then weeks go on as your talking more and more... you speak of seeing each other one day.....then..... the next day....... nothing...... no calls.... no email.. no IM.... so you think.... he is just busy right.... then.... the next day the same thing... and the next and so on.... so finally you email them asking them.... no response..... so..... its like this... you dont want anything to do with me.... stay off my fooken page.... there is nothing here for you... just go away.... im tired of being fucking hurt everytime i turn around... and if your readin this... im sorry my life was such and inconvience for you... im sorry if i worked all the time... and i am sorry if i still lived at home... but let me tell you something...what

Wtf
wtf is wrong with women. i see all these damn bulletins and they mad when guys say i want your cunt let me fuck you but when u talk to them nice they say your like every other guy so to that i have to say WTF. PEACE OUT dutch

Rubys In Hospital
hey everyone its tyanna, ruby is in the hospital and will be there for a week. she has a bad flu, and theres something wrong with her heart, so eather me (tyanna) or rubys brother jeff will be on, mostly jeff will. so im sad and not happy. i hop she feels better.

Comes The Dawn
~Comes The Dawn~ After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead, with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child, and you learn to build all of your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... That you really do have worth. And you learn and you learn... With every goodbye you learn.

Proud Lc Parents!!
Me And My LC Hubby Would Like To Announce The Birth Of Our Triplets Leia, Kevin Jr. And Luke. I Put There Pics In My Album Called "Mine And My LC Hubbys LC Babies"...Please Go Welcome Them To The LC Community!!! Show Some Love..Mommie Is Doing Quite Well And Daddy Is Very Proud!! Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP Go Congradulate Kevin..Here Is His Link Flyhead@ CherryTAP If You And Your LC Gf/Bf, Hubby/Wife want a LC Baby Here Is The Link DOC HOLLYWOOD@ CherryTAP -Ash

Impressions
First and foremost...I'm not ill...this is a blog of mine that I never posted here. Written a lil bit ago. I feel some can relate to this and maybe in some way help them or open eyes to other ppl. If you get offended easy..might not wanna read....blunt as hell and pretty funny to me Do people really take the time to get to know someone before they basis their opinion? I am wondering.....Seriously though, seems like most people judge people too quickly. Reasoning behind this, I use to do it myself. First impressions were so important to me. Now after learning more about myself I don't basis so much on it. I take the time to get to know someone. Know them for who they are and not what they have done or currently going through. I am really sick, tired and fed up with people that don't take the time to get to know someone. Really, if you aren't the type to do this, then don't speak to me. Most people have no idea what I have gone through and currently going through. I totally hate the

One Week Left
I have one more week before i find out the results from the biopsy.I am scared and it doesnt help knowing I will be alone when I go.My family is wraped up in my brother and doesnt really care about my results so I havent got any emotional support from them.I get a little more scared each day.

Site Issues - Please Read Before You Email Me Or Cherrytap Support!
Mike just posted a system wide bulletin about some hardware problems from our outages last week. If you are experiencing Alert, Point, Blog, Email, Comment or any other errors, please be patient. We are working on it. In the mean time, take a moment and do the following: 1. Delete cookies and cache 2. Restart your computer 3. If that doesn't work, make sure you update your browser to the latest Internet Explorer or FireFox. Restart your computer after you do this. 4. If you are still having errors, then please chill out and drink or beer or play a little X box. Everything should be fixed shortly.

Over Sexed?
(well, use this one last time, before ppl forget the old name) "Novemburrrr" 2, 2006 "Over Sexed?" - (I know this will probably piss some people off) - Welcome, I'm just trying to use some of my LC stuff while we still remember this sites old name before: "CherryTAP" came about .... (I'll NEVER get use to that ... that "TAP" thing) *ick* (check out this vid) "G & R'sNovember Rain" It's my song of the month! I'm a healthy male with an above average heterosexual appetite. It might surprise a few people that I'm tried of all these sex and sexual related questions placed on the MUMM's. Sometimes, I feel like I AM logging on to a porn site. So, I guess it makes it pointless to change the NAME, when the content remains the same. (?) It would be nice to see just one day that 90% of the MUMM questions weren't made up of sexual nature. Is that the only thing that people are interested in? As stated ... I like everything about sex ... -but - Come on ... do we not

13 Rules Of Cherry Tap
ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on

An Uncle
by Bryant H. McGill, July of 1993 (Dedicated to Uncle Mickey) An uncle is a very special man, A father’s brother’s blood, A woven line of family name, Both sewn from seeds of love Their children too, all heirs the same, Fulfilling legacy's call, Their blood as one from two forth sprang, So spreads the roots of all This simple truth of bloodline fire, No greater gift is known, Than knowing why our hearts aspire, To forever cherish our own

Time Is The Great Illusion
by Bryant H. McGill, December of 2004 Take every precious moment And spend it well my friend And dwell thee not on discontent To higher forms transcend For life is full of illusions None as persuasive as time Men shall come to their conclusions And few as such sublime For our time is frail and brief Our hearts are a beating clock No matter what our will or belief The ticking hands shall stop Many a man before his hour Answered a call of unknown toll When rang the bells a distant tower His mortal hours stole But time you see is a perception Its tempo an illusion of the mind The clock shall make no exception Save how a man shall reckon time It is here that death has no power Some deeds they echo on forever In another’s beating passing hour The gift of your loving endeavor Sometimes it is just a smile or glace Your gift of a gentle touch or embrace Just never miss that precious chance To do what time can not erase

Truths Once Known
by Bryant H. McGill, July of 1996 Do not be afraid... my daunted friends For life-- like light, shall never be bound Through life, this darkness veil transcends Your soul’s own light, shall joys resound! From light, the shadows of darkness cast In crossroads-- we many therein stand Succumb thee not to darkness vast Sin's wisdom-- of the Master's plan The colors of life, and choices all Seed the fields of hope-- with our druthers We sometimes in, these spectrums fall Needing-- our sisters and brothers! For beneath the muted colors-- dearth Life's vestige brilliance, may there be found Lore tells of beauty, soul and birth Strife's journey, spirit-- nature crowned Within black, and sullen faces shown Memories of pith-- begin to wane Kin to moments, of truths once known These ballads-- and visions-- the same

Finding My Way Through Depression Haze
Depression and its constant struggles.... Has anyone ever been in a position where they have lots to say but are too sad to talk? I have had this account for a bit now. Everyday I think about sitting down at the computer and writing something to add to this. I hate that my next entry is going to be somewhat a bummer but sadly I don't think I can discuss much else till I get past this. Many of you may wonder where I've been the past few weeks. I apologize for my absence. Please know my friends that you have not been absent from my thoughts and in my heart. I suffer from severe depression. Some may read that and deem me instantly a flake or a nut. Many friends hear this and say "don't be so dramatic just get over it". OR my absolute favorite "you are an adult... control your emotions and stop acting childish". I hate these people... at least to some extent. It makes me want to grab them by the shoulders and say "thank you oh ignorant small minded one... your obvious and glib su

Lalala And Cornnuts
i think i may be depressed, however years of partying drugs and alcohol have left me a bit out of touch with my emotional construct. I feel annoyed, yet inwardly, not sure what that means, i havent fucked up to much lately. Maybe it's just that sense of disappointment in reflection. Oh well, none of this makes sense but i was hoping that typing something would let me pinpoint the angst that's coursing thru me... oh well..

Your Zodiac And The Way You Kiss ;))) Wowwwwww
Aries Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone Taurus Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leao Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance. Virgo Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagitarius Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from th

Call Me!!
Wanna leave me a voice comment, its TOTALLY FREE to do!! Just dial 1-641-985-7800 then enter the code 634799 You can use a landline and its no charge. (yippeee) Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage Would love to hear all your sexy voices *wink* x0x0x0

We're All Trapped
Each of us is stuck being who we are. Sometimes we fight to change ourselves, but ultimately this has little effect. We can change what we do, but we cannot change who we are. If you're a happy person, you don't feel trapped. If you're surrounded by people who you love and who love you, if you can do what you want to do in life, if you are at peace with who you are, why would you ever feel trapped? You wouldn't want to change yourself, you wouldn't need to try. If you're a happy person, hey, you got lucky! I am not a happy person. Maybe you're not either. Maybe you're too fat, or too thin, too old, or too young. Maybe you're ugly and nobody wants to sleep with you. Maybe everyone wants to sleep with you, but nobody loves you and it's all meaningless. Maybe your body is fucked up and you're in pain all the time. Maybe your mind is fucked up and you're in pain all the time. So you struggle with all these problems year after year, and you're getting nowhere, and you

I Could Be Wrong
Let's assume, for a moment, that there is a God. We may not know the nature of God, or which religion comes closest to the truth, but we can be sure of one thing: God does not love you. Look at all the cruelty and misery in the world, which God does nothing to stop. Right now, as you are reading this, there are children in various places around the world being raped and tortured. Most of us would risk our lives, give up our lives, to save them if we could. God stands by and does nothing. God has abandoned these children, and clearly does not love them. God does not love you, either. There are some religions which claim that "God's love is a different kind of love", which is supposed to explain and justify what appears to be God's divine indifference. This is total bullshit. If I claim that I love my neighbor, and then set his house on fire and shoot him in the head, anyone can see that my "love" is not love at all. Another fallacy along these lines is the statement

The O.c.
Okay, So The OC has been one of my fave shows since it started. It finally started its 4th season tonight and the episode kinda blew. Not sure what was going on, but its like the writers threw something together. Maybe its just me, but it was rather lackluster. *sigh* maybe my expectations are too high and was expecting something fabulous.

Saying Goodbye
Why is it so hard to watch you go? When i know its for the best. Why is it so hard to show? That our love is being put to the test. Why is it hard to say goodbye. As i watch you walk away. How come i sit here and cry. When i know i cannot change the day. We should of known before, That it was too good to be true. Losing you is making my heart sore, Realizing there is no more me and you. The reasons for this are dumb, Distance, timing, it was all to blame. I know in the future there is some, hope if our feelings remain the same. In another time and another place, things could of worked out. I wanted nothing more then to keep you safe, and to share love without any doubt. But as the way things stand now, The chances are really slim. I still look in your eyes and say wow, But the hope of "us" is growing dim. I wish there was a way, to light that fire again. I wish i had more to say, then lets try to be just friends. Because my love for you is still strong, lik

Little Earthquake
Little Earthquake " Oh....these little earthquakes...doesn't take much to rip us into pieces..." -Tori Amos Thought it was a dream...6:14 am but here I am and I remember oh God I remember everything.... ....two little girls cluthing eachother in the back seat of a beat up old car crying...sobbing. A woman, the Mother, tore the smaller one from the other. Even though they were twins, one was different...horribly different. the smaller one always knew it. The Mother franticly carried the small unwanted child into a tall red brick building. the child was looking back at her counter part...still in the car...silently screaming, hands pressed against the glass of the rear window. ..."Take her" the Mother said. "I can't look at her...I can't even touch her, I'm afraid I'll hurt her" handing the small unwanted child to a bewildered social worker. The little didn't cry out. Just silent falling tears. Falling. Forever pushing the exper

What Happens When....
You've met someone on LC or CT or whatever we want to call it today.... and you think you have a really big connection? What do you do about it? What happens next? I'll admit it's really tough to meet someone on here and really get to know them for who they are, not what they want to represent. How do you know when that person is sincere? As I lay in bed awake at night -- these are the questions that continuously run through my head. I just wish I had some answers to all of my questions.

Faces Of Bravery
On the news I saw heroic faces today Faces of bravery the newscaster would say As he mentioned each brave soldier who gave their life And behind each of these is a, Mother, father, husband or wife Mothers' arms will feel an awful emptiness and wives or husbands will miss their embrace And little children will never again Reach up to touch their parent's face. Faces of bravery are still among those who fight in a battle they never chose But who were willing to answer their country's call Some gave a lot, but some gave their all Faces of bravery are also among us here trying their best their families to cheer Trying to keep their heartache from showing And trying to keep their loved ones from knowing Trying to keep love ones from feeling their pain from the feeling of not being able to go on again Trying so hard to be brave for the daughter or son Who won't see a mom or dad untill the war is won,,, Faces of bravery are evident in the schools Teachers realize that l

Respect
AS I SIT HERE AND WRITE THIS BLOG ONE WORD WAS POPPING OUT AT ME ALL DAY LONG AND THAT WAS THE WORD RESPECT. RESPECT WHAT DOES IT MEAN WELL IN THE WEBSTER DICTIONARY THERE ARE MANY MEANINGS TO THE WORD RESPECT 1. (usually preceded by `in') a detail or point; "it differs in that respect". 2. The condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well regarded); "it is held in esteem"; "a man who has earned high regard". 3. An attitude of admiration or esteem; "she lost all respect for him". 4. An courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard; "his deference to her wishes was very flattering"; "be sure to give my respects to the dean". 5. Behavior intended to please your parents; "their children were never very strong on obedience"; "he went to law school out of respect for his father's wishes". 6. A feeling of friendship and esteem; "she mistook his manly regard for love"; "he inspires respect". 7. Courteous regard for people's feelings; "in deference t

My Name Is Amanda And I Am Canadian!!
PRESS PLAY!! DO IT!! :P Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The first nation of hockey! and the best part of North America My name is Joe!! And I am Canadian!!! (DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND JOE HOT AS HELL??? OMFG)

Ok Breeding Adults Read This!
I WAS TALKING TO A YOUNG WOMAN ABOUT HER FAMILY AND I WISH TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. THIS WOMAN WAS HAPPY TO TELL ME THAT SHE FINALLY WILL BE GETTING SSI CHECKS FOR HER SON AND HER. SHE ADDED THAT SHE WAS ATTEMPTING TO GET SSI FOR HER DAUGHTER AND HER NEW HUSBAND TOO, BUT THAT WOULDNT BE STARTED TIL PROBABLY NEXT YEAR. SHE SAID EVENTUALLY SHE WILL B SET WITH ALL FOUR CHECKS COMING IN! WHEN I ASKED Y THIS IS WHAT I GOT. "MY TWO OLDER KIDS NEED CHECKS!" "THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE REAL WORK WHEN THEY R OLDER." "MY SON IS DIAGNOSED BI-POLAR, ADHD, OCD."(he's 11 yrs old) "MY DAUGHTER IS ADHD TOO."(daught 9yrs old) WHEN I ASKED IF THE LADY DID DRUGS DURING HER PREGNANCIES SHE SAID THE FOLLOWING AND I QUOTE "NO, NOT EVEN A CIGARETTE, BUT I AM DIAGNOSED BI-POLAR AND MY KIDS REAL DAD HAD OCD UNDIAGNOSED" "FROM MY BI-POLAR DISORDER MY KIDS GET ADHD, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!" "AND MY SON GOT ALL THREE BECAUSE HE'S LUCKY!!" OK, MORAL OF STORY IS LADIES AN GENTS. "KNOW WHO YOU ARE BREE

I Won't Be Around....
I've decided this site isn't for me. It was fun while it lasted but I'm breaking up with Ross aka "Colts 7-0" so I feel like its time for me to move on to being the person I am away from this hurtful internet world that I've lived in for so very long. Hope you all find happiness, love, lust, or whatever it is you're seeking..... I'll be enjoying my life.

Life As I See It
so here i am, sitting here thinking about a serten someone, the shit i have put up with from him hes always fucking yelling at me, sayin i'm talking shit about him to the ppl i talk to ya fucking right ya, i have in the past, but that got me no where, so to this person FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!!!! I FUCKING HOPE UR HAPPY, YOU HAVE CAUSED ME TO MAKE THIS DESECION, I'M DONE WITH THE INTERNET, I'M DONE WITH TRYIN TO MAKE YOU SEE THAT I'M NOT THE PERSON YOU FUCKING TELLING EVERYONE I AM, THE PERSON I AM IS NOTHING LIKE U SAW, U SAW THE PERSON THAT WAS CAGED, NOT ABLE TO BE HERSELF, THE REAL ME CRYS EVERY FUCKING NITE, THE REAL ME GETS HER HURT CRASHED EVERYTIME SHE TRYED TO HELP OUT, THE REAL ME, IS A SCARED LIL PERSON THAT DONT WANNA LOVE BECAUSE I GET HURT IF I OPEN UP TO PEOPLE, U NEVER GOT TO SEE THE REAL ME, U ONLY GOT TO TALK TO THE REAL ME ON THE FUCKING PHONE, I'M DONE TRYING TO MAKE PPL HAPPY, I'M DONE WITH THAT, I'M PUTTING ME FIRST NOW, I'M GOIN TO DO WHAT I WANNA DO WHEN I WANNA DO

I May Lose Friends Over This But Read(repost}
me and jeff are back togather and happy again i love him very much i about had my life took away from me one time.and i was hurting very bad i love him more then anything in this world .so man or lady please dont try to split us up he is my life and i would die without him so if you want to start trouble please stay away from us if you want to be our friends fine.but to any lady that trys to take him away from me youre asking for trouble.if you are on my friends list and want me to take you off for this then let me know and i will .i dont want to loose any friends i love you all but my life comes first which is jeff. will you marry me ?i love you baby and i want us to be togather forever Everything I DoBy Bryan AdamsBestVideoCodes.com

My Name Is Sarah
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I am awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to th

The Dumbest Blonde Ever?
A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager. "Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one." Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked. "Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind. I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!" And here's what we saw: