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Dad
I think of you often and I miss you. You taught me… To give, with no expectation of anything in return How to treat friends and neighbors to build things to help those that need help to swing an axe the value of the world to cook that a penny saved is a penny earned that making others happy is the best thing you can do to fix things that everyone and everything is important to respect nature that there is noting greater than love the value of a hard days work what a great person really was I will never forget… Building Lenny’s log home with you Asking for and getting a sip of your drink starting at age 2-3 The house you built for us The way you hugged people when we went to visit and the joy they got from it “Helping” you fix the old Mill The first and only time I heard you say fuck Playing Scrabble with you after dinner while mom was sleeping on the couch The story of when you were working on a ladder buil

Reason #9
Because you play along with my silly ideas :P Bottom to top :P ->Darth Goat...: Why, you gonna kiill me? Darth Goat...: well...my hearing ISNT typical, i dont think screaming woudl be necessary, until LATER, that is, heh ->Darth Goat...: I suppose I could scream and make you hear me. Darth Goat...: only if ear shot was a singular qualification; space, and time are the major factors in determining vicinity ->Darth Goat...: However, those qualifications, at this time, do not quite exist, as I am currently on the phone with the IRS, as far as fairly far out of earshot. Darth Goat...: depends on the exact qualifications of vicinity. Within ear shot and less than 5 seconds arrival time form my position, i think WOULD be in my vicinity ->Darth Goat...: But I'm NOT in the same vicinity as you, therefore, the answer is??? Darth Goat...: now this is an interesting perspective, lol. Kina creepy. I only fool around, if j00 were to get your ass in the same vicinity OF

Ths Investigates!!
LADYZ IM WATCHIN THIS SHOW CALLED TSH INVESTIGATES & ITZ TALKIN ABOUT STALKERZ ONLINE PREDZS & & JUST ALL AROUND WEAK ASS FOOLZ & ITZ TRIPIN ME THA FUCK OUT & I THOUGHT ABOUT ALL OF YA'LL & I WANT TA TELL YA'LL TA PLEASE BCAREFUL OUT THERE CUZ ITZ ALOTA CRAZY CATZ OUT THERE & I LOVE ALL OF YA'LL & I DNT WANT NUTIN TA HAPPEN TA YA'LL SO JUST PLEASE BCAREFUL WIT THESE FOOLZ ONLINE!!!

Chicago Male Stripper
Hmmm.. I think the fact that the conversation ended after I said that I didn't wanna get naked in front of strangers tells you what he was after. You know how it goes kids...bottom to top. ->Chicago_Ma...: I'm not one to get naked in front of strangers... at ALL Chicago_Ma...: well there not exactly but if yur naked ->Chicago_Ma...: Just because it's long you're used to people grabbing and groping? I didn't realize that the two necessarily were required to go together. Chicago_Ma...: thats kool...like i said gotta long pecker so i am used to it ->Chicago_Ma...: Meh, not my thing at all. Chicago_Ma...: hey used to it now....they wank me and suck me too ->Chicago_Ma...: Ugh, that would drive me absolutely crazy to be groped by strangers. Chicago_Ma...: it depends...but they grope and yank on the snake....gotta a long one so they cant resist ->Chicago_Ma...: I thought they weren't allowed to grope? I've never been to a strip club. Chicago_Ma...: well a

Ummmmmm
"Your most memorable dream will come true" but but but... I don't remember my dreams anymore :-S My most memorable dream right now is me as a kid trying to get my mom to pick me up and save me from the alligators.

3g: Mummers.
I am not writing this to you solely based on my experiences. I am writing this to you from what commentaries I've seen posted on various MuMMs. Much of the time it brings alive the high school girl in me. How so? It makes me think of the cliques. It makes me think of how cruel people can be. What you don't realize is behind every MuMM there is a person. Here's what I have to say regarding the MuMM I posted earlier today: I reposted the virgin MuMM on a dare. The second time around, I posted it as a global MuMM. I realize I should not have reposted it, but that is *COMPLETELY* besides the point. A majority of you took it on yourselves to put me down, calling me disrespectful names varying from ugly, stupid, inbreed and so on. I found myself disgusted by your willingness to put me down as a human being without realizing what REALLY matters. What REALLY matters is... I'm JUST like you. I bleed the same as you do. I have emotions like you do. I have a soul like you do. I'm not that differe

Old Person's Bus Pass
I was on the bus today and I couldn't help but notice there was a big advertisement / poster type thing up. It was from Oxfordshire County Council I think and it stated in big friendly lettering: "If you are 60 years old after 1st April 2008 then you are entitled to an old age concessionary bus pass." So I was thinking that surely I fit into this category as I will be 60 AFTER 1st April 2008. I'm going to put in my application in the morning... Discounted public transport here I come!

Oh Look.. A Perv
izbig&: FUCK YOU ->izbig&: fuck no i won't forgive you i am removing you from my list get the fuck out of my shoutbox you idiotic piece of shit izbig&: I DINT MEAN THAT izbig&: FORGIVE ME izbig&: EXCUSE ME IM DRUNK I APOLOGIZE izbig&: NICE ->izbig&: wanna watch me stuff a cucumber in your penis hole? izbig&: WANNA WATCH ME CAM seriously...

Why I Eventually Gave Up On Heavy Drinking...
I had been out drinking PLENTY of times before. After all... I was 17, right? A co-worker/good friend and I left the drive-in theatre where we worked shortly after midnight, and headed to beautiful downtown Albany, Georgia for a li'l fun. Oh, yeah... we had a quart of vodka, too... didn't want to arrive at the clubs sober! My buddy assured me that he knew some bouncers who could get our ugly, under-aged asses in some places... I trusted him back then. We first stopped at a strip joint, but it seemed his "connection" wasn't on duty that night. Oh, well... didn't really want to see un-restrained, wildly-bouncing boobs, anyway (sure!). On to the next "sure thing"... same story at that place, too... hmmmmmmmmmmm. At least the vodka bottle was trust-worthy... and I was spending a lot of time with it at this point! All that running around in circles caused us to work up a bit of an appetite, so we went to the downtown Waffle House- hangout for the wired, weird, social and sexual des

Deleting Those Who Don't Respond!
Ok as my "real" friends know I try to help all the time with either offering tags for them to get people to bomb their contests they are in, helping level and get my "real" friends to join in, or just by leaving a comment or something to cheer them up. So I am going thru my friends list and if you cant be a "real" friend your gone. I dont care about how many friends I have. I care about how many friends I have that are "real" So If your "Real" and want to stay let me know otherwise your gone! Hate to be like this but I aint into being popular by no means I am just myself:) Have a great day!

All About Him !!!!!
This was me and my husbands favorite song,,we were also married to this song...I walked out our front door early one morning only to find my world had crashed down around me....At the young age of 33 there laid my husband dead....It still hurts today to listen to this song,,but it also is very soothing,,Because i know he loved me for the Rest Of Mine...I love you Larry { Batman } and i miss you with every breath i take.....Until we are together again my love....R.I.P. yOUR WIFE IN LIFE AND DEATH RHONDA { BUNNY } Glitter Graphics

A Big Surprise
Sorry - Buckcherry A realization hit me clear out of nowhere. I had convinced myself awhile ago that I didn't need a relationship ever again. That I would be fine alone and had grown quite accustomed to it. But when it all comes down to it... Who is going to hold you late into the night? or whisper softly into your ear those 3 magical words telling you that you're their everything and more? Alone. There wont be anyone there to wipe away your tears and smile sweetly. Melting away any and all problems; with a smile that could light up your heart. I may be a strong person but even I need the love and affection of someone that truly cares about me. I'm just sick of meaningless, empty words. That most people spew because they wouldn't know something good even if it was shoved in their face. Most just want a quick fix and move on to the next person. I'm not out for a quick fix. I want something real and long lasting. and upon this realization. I felt more lonely

Ugh
i just read a blog that pissed me off. i'm on an anarchist website, where you can blog and talk to other anarchits and what not. some idiot just posted a blog saying he is forming his own malitia and some of them have guns and some of them don't, but they do as much damage as they can without getting caught! it pisses me off cause it's people like him that give the rest of us anarchists a bad rap. and it's people like him that make everyone associate anarchy with chaos and destruction! all MOST anarchists want is complete freedom. and to be able to live their life the way they see fit without any influence from the government. yes we hold protests, but if you actually go to one of our protests we are actually really peacful protestors. i've been to a peta protest type thing and them fuckers get violent! we aren't like that. the person who wrote this blog just seems to be angry. i don't think he even know's what true anarchy is. i have a feeling he's one of them people that here the wor

After A Over 17 Months, My First Hh
I've been on this site for over 17 months, made it all the way up on my own...no clubs, no cliques, and only a few gift blasts, and rates from my dear friends and family, but I'm tired of watching those I have helped level before me, then disappear. My friends, I hope you all mark this date and time down, and help make my first HH a great experience.

Lil Sammie The Fake Stilleto Girl. User #1219512...
..does it ever stop?...this user.. Is a fake. Someone please tell Big Mike and the Stilleto Girls to just get rid of it already. It's getting old and annoying. Here are her "salutes": ..and here's proof that they are shopped. Are people really this fucking stupid or mindless to believe this is really "Sammie?".. Here's it's profile. Just so everyone knows, and ladies, please tell your guy friends about this. So they don't waste their money that can be better spent on their real friends on this fake. ♥ Lil Sammie ♥..~*~Stiletto Girl~*~@ fubar ..anyways, I'm working on a few things as always. And believe me, they aren't pretty. Let's just s

Blow Job Gratification
Thank you all for your support with the I understand that one needs to be an oracle and have 25 mil fubucks to submit something for the gift shop. However, this was my gift to fubar and don't care if my name is attached to it in the gift shop. It was fun seeing all your comments. Now we wait to see if fubar will make the add. If not, feel free to copy the link and just post it to your friend's comment. Non the less, it has been my pleasure to provide you with a good

Leaving For Vacation
Some of you know, some of you don't, but I'm going to tell you all now.. I'm leaving for vacation on Thursday (6/19/08). I won't be back until next week (6/26/08). So, if I'm not here, I can't he online, right? Wrong. I have someone who is going to be on my account giving my 11's out so I do not lose a week's worth of points. If you feel like you still want to help me level, please do. Just send me a message after you do whatever you do so I can re-pay the love. Without messages, all will be lost and I'll never know who helped me out. I do want to return all love given to me, so I need messages! I will also be turning my shout off so that I don't come back and people say "Well I shouted you a week ago" cause I probably won't get it. Again, send a message! I hope you all have a great week and I'm going to miss you all! Ugh, I'm going to have Fubar withdrawls. That's sad. LMAO Oh, and for those of you who have my cell phone number, I probably won't have service where I'm goi

Job Interviews
So, after several months of unemployment, I have a couple of promising job interviews in the next week. This afternoon I go for an interview for a home-based therapist. I haven't quite finished my degree yet, and they know this, but you'd better believe that I'll be calling the clients every fucking day to get my Practicum hours finished and get the degree so that I can start if I get this job. Next Tuesday I go for an Employment Coordinator through the WorkOne office. I've done stuff like this before, for folks with Developmental Disabilities. This would just be for folks on food stamps and such, in the IMPACT program. Wish me luck :D

My Very First Time
I didn't know where to start, so I will start somewhere in the middle. ------------------------------------------------- Have you ever known someone that is painfully ignorant to the world around them? Perhaps someone who makes you wish you could chlorinate the gene pool more frequently? My boss (MY BOSS) asked me to get her a Visa to North Korea today. A VISA to NORTH FUCKING KOREA. Here is the conversation: Me: Do you mean South Korea? Boss: No, North Korea. I need a Visa for North Korea. Me: I can't do that. Boss: Why not? Me: You can't get into North Korea. Boss: Why? Me: Well, no one can leave the country, and no one can get in. Also...they have nuclear weapons. Boss: Are you serious? You're joking. Me: I'm serious. Their human rights track record is not so shiny. You cannot get a Visa to North Korea. They will not let you in. Do you know Kim Jong Il? Boss: Oh, maybe I mean South Korea. Me: Probably. I knew this girl who thought that the Bloods and

Blooming Of A Red Rose (straight)
The Blooming of a Beautiful Red Rose (straight) Julie had seen what seemed like one bad relationship after another, thinking she was destined to either spend her life alone or stuck with some loser. Neither thought was too pleasant, in her mind. Like many others in similar situations, she found herself spending hours online, just to chat with a thoughtful friend, from someplace across the country. Her past relationships were always, just one more guy, trying to make her think, no one ELSE would ever want her. She is worried, that before she knows it, she will be 40 and how she has become accustomed to a lot of time alone. She was looking through her emails one day, when one seemed to peak her interest, more than the usual lame lines. She thought to herself, “why not” and replied thanking him for his compliments. His next mail told her his name was Jerry and 48, living about fifty miles away. She was thinking he must be nuts, to be impressed with her. They chatt

Application
*PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING ACCEPTED IT IS ONLY SO WE CAN KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT YOU* WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A PLAYMATE/PIMP? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM OUR FAMILY? WHAT WILL YOU BRING TO OUR FAMILY? HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON FUBAR? WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE CONCERNING GRAPHICS, PIC MAKING, ETC.? (NOT A REQUIREMENT) HAVE YOU READ THE BLOGS? ARE YOU WILLING TO GET ON CAM IN THE LOUNGE? HOW MANY HOURS COULD YOU DEDICATE TO OUR LOUNGE IN A WEEK? IF YOU HAD AN ISSUE WITH ONE OF THE OTHER PLAYMATES/PIMPS HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE IT TO GET IT RESOLVED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES REPRESENT? DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE KNOWN AS? (YOUR PU$$YCAT/PIMP NAME) *Please copy the application, answer all questions & paste it in a private message to the home page*

So Yeah
Well Friends, I won't be on much anymore, Life changes and things happen. I'll Be checking My stuff when I can so Don't forget about Me. I ♥ all my friends especially the People I talk to all the time Thanks for being such great friends. Really don't forget about me k? lol I'll be In and Out when I can ♥ Luvs you guys :D

Tagged
you can only type one word Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? coffee table 2. Your significant other? developing 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? hero 5. Your father? deceased 6. Your favorite thing? loving 7. Your dream last night? stupid 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? survival 10. The room you're in? living room 11. Music? James Blunt 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? contentment 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? boring 16. Muffins? yawn 17. One of your wish list items? 18. Where you grew up? didnt 19. The last thing you did? eat 20. What are you wearing? tee 21. TV? meh 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? laptop 24. Your life? going 25. Y

What Do U Do?
What do u do when u fall in love with someone and its like they dont see it? What do u do when everything u do is for this one guy and he says u dont show it? What do u do when this person has became ur life and he cant see it!! This i would like to know cause i love Frank with all my heart and would do anything for that man and them kids and i mean ANYTHING...And it feels he dont see it only sees what he wants i mean i have 4 kids and a house of my own i can drop and run every day i have things i need to do and yes im on here alot cause with my health being i have cancer i lay around alot not feelin well but i hide that part about me and show the happy side!! But when im with Frank i put all that aside cause he makes me so happy!!! But i sometimes i feel he doesnt see how much im tryin.... So now what do u do???

Lines Or No Lines
I lay out a lot and do tanning salons in the winter. You know that 7 day period in late february and early march here in houston. I personally like having thong tan lines. It seems that guys get off on my little white tits and pussy all cuffed up helpless for them to fuck and torture. Is this my imagination or what? Guys do you prefer tan lines or not? Do you prefer tan or white? You tell me. luv u Tara

Why Me? Lol
OK SO WHY DOES IT NOT FAZE ME THAT I WIND UP WITH AN EX BOYFRIEND WHOS A PSYCHO... WE WERE TOGETHER FOR QUITE A WHILE.. IT WAS VERY GOOD WHILE IT LASTED.. WELL WE BROKE UP.. I WANTED US TO GET BACK TOGETHER.. HE DIDNT.. SO FINE WHATEVER... I GAVE UP A LOSING BATTLE.. NOW I AM SEEING SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME VERY HAPPY AND IS JUST WONDERFUL.. SO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW THE EX BF WANTS US TO GET BACK TOGETHER.. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE?? NOT ME! SO NOW HES GIVING ME GRIEF IN MY SB, IN YAHOO AND WHERE EVER ELSE HE CAN... HES TRIED TO HACK MY MYSPACE AND MANAGED TO DELETE MY ENTIRE PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT ( OVER 500 PICS) AND IM SURE HE TRIED HACKING INTO MY FUBAR ACCOUNT... HE IS ALSO GOING ON TO MY FRIENDS PAGES AND DOWN RATING THEM JUST CUZ THEY KNOW ME OR HAVE PICS OF ME IN THEIR FOLDERS.. SO TO ANY OF MY FRIENDS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE!! IN TIME I WILL MANAGE TO FIX MY PAGE AND REBUILD MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT THATS NO BIGGIE.. BUT I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO KN

Dirtaaaaay Survey
Dirtaaaaay SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? YEAP EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? YEAP EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? YEAP EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? YEAP--WAS BEIN RAPPED DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? YEAP EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? NAW EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? NAW DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? DIRTY TALK EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? YEAP DID YESTERDAY :o EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? NAW EVER HAVE A THREESOME? YES EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? YES EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? NAW THAT JUST WRONG HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? NAW WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? HMM.... HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 17 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? FRANKLIN :D MY HUBBY HIS BED HAHA OK WE WILL STOP DO YOU LIKE 69? YEAP ARE YOU HORNY NOW? HMMM.... HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 4 DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? SURE DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? NAW NOT NO MO

Please Help
Ok guys...am trying to help a friend out and she really does nee some major LOVE on this......she needs 60000 comments and well is no where near right now so Please...stop by and give her what ever love you can..... Click and comment......:-D

Testing A Theory...
So in 24 hours it seems that the theory holds water. I should give credit where it is due..I believe Pete is the man behind the theory, although I talked to Denise about it. Ha! So here is what it is..my face in a photo will draw a decent flow of traffic as seen in the top section of this visual display..however my bewbz bring quite a rush as seen in the bottom section. So there you have it. If you want traffic, and you are a chick, you have to display cleavage of some sort. The kini picture was added for Prinny ♥ haha I must get ready for work..and trust me..the bikini isn't in my dress code. :p

Another Loved One Gone
another loved one gone, 2 shots to the head from a 4 nickel that's chrome. seems like everybody close to me is being called home to God. but yet i'm still here to suffer their lost. tears instantly filled my eyes when i saw your death on the news. it was less than 48 hours ago i was just smoking a blunt wit you. there will be no more chilling, because some punk ass nigga took you from me. revenge is all i'm thinking about, because those niggaz will be history. it's only been 6 months into this year and i've lost somebody close to me in each month. which brings me to the end of this thought, i love all of my family i just want ya to know and see. because i am the next one the streets are going to call home i truly believe

Got To Love This As An Advertising Campaign
"Councils launch charm offensive Most people just think councils collect bins, the LGA says Council chiefs are reminding voters of the work they do, using images including a drunk girl vomiting in the street and a dog fouling a park." Clicky-clicky

Tagged Again... For The Gazillionth Time
I've been tagged 9 times in the past three days, I think. lol Some said 15 facts, some said 10.... I'll go the 15, I guess. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you 1. I dared someone to shave my head when my oldest child was born and told him he didn't have the balls to do it. Over two and a half feet of curly little spirals were flying in the wind. Although, I had a few choice words to say about it, I truly loved it... the wind tingled my head. :) I kept it that way for three or four years until someone asked me how long I'd had cancer. Then, I let it start growing back. I've been thinking of shaving it again, but I know I won't. lol 2. The first time I ever truly cut my hair was in t

Paybacks! Part 2!
Go F/A/R all of these Fu's and leave them a comment that say Paybacks are a bitch! lol In this case I think it's a good thing! excellentluv~@ fubar ~sensual-breeze~shadow leveler@ fubar "Master" of Desires@ fubar ButterflyMajic@ fubar Dj. Tesha-Rl Gf/Fu Wife/Owned By Franklin-Greeter at club Illusions..@ fubar Lucie in the Sky@ fubar ŞếΧΫ SŦA@ fubar ♥ ReDnEcK AnGeL ♥@ fubar Leave me a page comment and message tell me that you hel

Gettin Ready
I can't believe we are already just about to the 4th of July!! YAY!!! I've been busy around the house gettin everythin ready and try to have it in order for friday. Makin sure the pool is crystal blue and clear the yard picked up the house clean and decorated and I still haven't started on the food yet. But thats ok a lil early for that! lol Gettin ready for our 4th of July BBQ! The one time a year I know I can sit out by the pool and just enjoy friends and family! If everyone shows up that says they are comin we'll prolly have about 50 people in and out of the house threw out the day....ez. I get Leila on the 4th during the day to (Jezzabells lil girl) she has to work in the am so I told her that I wanted her for the morn to take the the parade and hang out with her Aunt Laura instead of hangin out at day care. I'm just so excited and can't wait. Mom picked up the magic fire the other day (something you put in the fire and it makes it glow different colors) and we have been pick

The Football Incident
Today was the 4th of July... the birthday of the world's rowdiest and irresponsable countries in the world. I spent the day with my brother, his wife, and a group of old friends. There was a big BBQ, lots of food, lots of sodas, an X-Box with the Rock Band game, and a whole lot of other games. I spent the day rekindling friendships with friends I haven't seen since college. Many of our conversations went on like, "Dude! Remember that time when _____..." I made new friends, and it was just a nice day. While my brother and I were playing and throwing a football around, I found another one. It wasn't really new, but it had the SDSU logo on the side. I threw it to my brother, and he liked it. He kept looking at me and said throughout the day that he liked it. So did I. It's a good ball. Eventually, his wife's conscience got to her and she made him lose the ball. Instead, I grabbed it, and put it in the trunk of my car. My reasoning is, "She's not my wife. She doesn't have the powe

The Wet Kiss
The Wet Kiss by LateNiteFantasy© Taking hold of the ice cube again I draw small circles on your lower back, watching as the melted ice starts to trickle down Towards your sweet round cheeks see it dribble into the crack, kneel watching as it runs over your sweet ass along your now damp pussy see a globule forming on the hood of your clitoris reach out a finger collect the water,and lick my finger reach out again peeling the hood from your rosebud, I see the pink tip, swelling before my eyes, and touch it with the ice cube feel you quiver as I gently stroke the tip of your clit,with my fingertip Pull my hand upwards, my finger stroking your pussy,an inch slipping inside you picking up your sweetness trail my finger across your ass,then lean in lick it sensually. Standing, I turn you round, seeing the glazed look in your eyes, as I slip the finger that has just been inside you between your lips for you to taste as I

I ♥ Shoes
I've been looking at shoes online all night. I wish I had the money for even half the shoes I've found. lol Here's the most recent ones that caught my eye: Feel free to add pics of ones you have or want. :D

My Secret Temptations.…..
From within your thoughts I step out into reality. You are so close, right next to me. I see you there, lying on the bed, skirt hiked up and fingers dancing along your nether region, fulfilling yourself in ecstasy. . I walk over to the bed, looking down at your closed eyes; your pursed lips….I kneel next to you, though my clothes I wish to shed. I do not want to disturb you. I know your fingers are dancing just for me. We spoke only moments ago, and this is how you told me it would be. So I gently kiss your lips, to you just a gentle breeze. I feel the moist softness of them, your warm breath rushes in short waves against my face. I take one, then the other between my lips, just barely caressing them with my own. Instinct takes over, and my lips are replaced by my teeth, gently nibbling one now. You let out an every so soft moan. Your chest is raising faster, your fingers in a near frenzy. My lips trail along your cheek, gently touching your ear, my tongue lightly car

Lingerie Contest Winners
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The Battle Of Slay And Bass
As I approached the lounge the haze of dope smoke and and stale beer hit me like a wall of force. All of the usual people were already there. No one was going to miss "The Battle of the Century" as both combatants had repeatedly trashed talked and gathered their supporters. Tiny plastic sombrero's worn by loyal Slay followers mingled with the toilet seat wearing Bassites in a sea of human filth that would have made caligula stiff. I settled down with my trusty Gin and tonic, a ready supply of buds and the bong, picking a table close to the action but not close enough to be sprayed with fecal matter or ball sweat the contest started off with a barrage of insults from DJ Slay, wearing the fateful sombrero of metal fury. He made several allusions to Bass's incontinence and the many stains on his tidy whities. then proceeded to assault the ear drums of those gathered with some brutal fucking metal. After two hours of ear bleeding metal and enough insults to make a mid

Siyittir1qyh
I ended up giving him Goatse's Yahoo addy. He didn't do anything though, unfortunately. siyittir1qyh: ok u msn or yahoo id? ->siyittir1qyh: Are you gonna stick an ice cream come up your ass? I need to see that first. siyittir1qyh: cam2cam? ->siyittir1qyh: I will watch you if you agree to stick an ice cream bar up your ass. siyittir1qyh: can u see me? ->siyittir1qyh: I must not speak your language or something. siyittir1qyh: webcam be come? ->siyittir1qyh: Want me? Do you ever speak in full sentences? siyittir1qyh: want u? ->siyittir1qyh: And I care enough to show you why? siyittir1qyh: want e see u ->siyittir1qyh: If you had bothered to read my profile, you would know that. ->siyittir1qyh: I don't give out my messengers to just anyone. siyittir1qyh: msn or yahoo? ->siyittir1qyh: Can you see me? siyittir1qyh: ? siyittir1qyh: cani see u? ->siyittir1qyh: I'm 85, just like it says siyittir1qyh: ? siyittir1qyh: fine u age ba

Fook!!
I can't shake this... I feel so fookin blah! I know I am isolating myself to a great degree and I don't even know what I am isolating over. I have stopped calling my friends I talk to daily, haven't been hanging out a lot on the fu. I sit here and just ponder, ponder over nothing at all. I feel so damn down. One thing that got me is I always get my cell paid early, I didn't even care about it, yesterday got a text message saying it had to be paid by today. It got done, but don't really care. My heart is in Germany, I feel so lost and empty without Rudi by my side. We had a talk Sunday, but still doesn't place a plan into action. I am a puppet on a string, a sad lonely puppet. So many times I have had people ask me, why am I allowing this to be done to myself, my only answer is, when we are together, words can not even begin to describe it. All I know is my face glows, my heart pounds and my hands shake. (hmmm could it be love?) I just wish it didn't have to feel this way!

"anonymous Gifts" Please Read
I send them at times...just to cheer someone up..but that ends today. I will no longer send anything anonymously. I received a most heinous message inside an anonymous gift..and I have deleted it as whoever sent it is a coward and not worthy of the time wasted to read his/her malicious drivel. I won't tell you what it said. Just know it was not acceptable for any reason. I will not accept anonymous gifts now. I will simply delete without reading the message inside. So hopefully it wasn't something kind. thats all!

Sexy N Gorgeous Women Of Fubar
& Come and Show these hot n sexy gorgeous ladies some wild Fubar Love...add/rate/comment/fan... If u want to be added to the list private message me and let me know. Ranked #1 On this bulletin for: TOP SEXIEST & GORGEOUS WOMAN OF FUBAR BlondeBratZ!! (my other account has beeen hacked!!) * Member Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar Here are the rest of the Sexiest Women of Fubar... Sexy N Wild Angel Eyes/Polish Princess... Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar NaNa♥VoN♥BiATCH™Co-Owner@CLuB FLaVa ♥ToXiC's Wifey♥@ fubar KRisTEnVICtoRIA kristenvictoriaz on Imvu@ fubar ø¤ŦøχïÇ ÇĥĔŕŘ¥™Owner of CLuB FLaVa♥iiCe NaNa'z♥Wifey@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ@ fubar Queen 3B {{Annelid's Angel}} Resident B!tch @ Club Flava@ fubar ~♥One Jaded Heart♥~Member: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club

A Friend In Need Of Advice
I've got a friend in need of advice. So I'm posting this here in my blog. Please, if you have any sort of advice for her, please leave comment. I will make sure that she sees the advice given. Any advice is very much appreciated. What she needs advice on is below the --- lines. Please, if you don't have serious advice for this situtation, please don't comment. If you have well wishes, that's fine. Comment. But if all you're going to do is bad mouth and bash, please don't. Because this is a very serious situation! Alright. Onto what my friend needs advice on. When the post is done there will be another set of ---- lines. ------------ Alright. I need some advice. So, please, if you don't have any serious advice or well wishes, please don't respond to this. Because I really don't know what to do about this anymore. I've tried everything I can think of and I'm at wits end on this subject. And for the sake of privacy, I'm going to be calling my friend Mandy and her boyfriend Tom. Th

Just A Quicky
ok I just want to get this out. I know i may have made some mistakes on here but i am here to say that I will do my best not to make them again. I am back to take care of my friends the way i did when i first joined fubar. some of you will see me on your page in the next few days and some it may take a bit longer due to the fact i have alot of catching up to do. over the weekend i looked at things and decided that what i was doing was not in the best interest for me and my friends so i am gonna put forth every effort to get around to all your pages. Dammitdave p.s. and yes the name is back to stay lol

Contest
Ok Fat Sonny left me this as a comment: since your friends see it fit to mail me and tell me your bitching to them cause i wont let them bomb your out of the auction im deleteing your pic now I have all screen shots with our conversation. I said to 1 person on how this is unfair and exactly what I said to him. FEW people not my friends were bombing my pic. I got a shout from him saying I had to block another friend. I went to my auction pic to see then to this girls page to screen shot that. SHE was not a friend not a fan not ever rated! I told him this. I said for an example. Say second place says hey, go to this pic and bomb knowing that sonny was getting pissed and knew what may happen I would be take from this auction. Well ty to whoever sent them to my pic. I was taken out. I hope you’re happy, that you need to win this way. Leaving a comment on my pic saying rate ya IS NOT BOMBING. Thank you also to whomever emailed him saying I was bitching CUZ U KNOW ITS A

Pete's Pet Peves - Vol 3
Roll Behind Luggage The logic behind it is sound, why carry a heavy load, when its easier to drag it on wheels behind you. Its the application and usage that the problem lies. It seems there are no limits to the size they will apply this wonder technology too. Small backpacks to large behemoth steamer chests all can be fitted with wheels and a pull handle. The former just looks ridiculous and it should be easily carried, the latter is much too large and maybe a wake up call that the person could do with a little less. When it comes to usage, it requires no training course, they have no warnings to people to tell them "Hey pay attention jackass!" People seem to fail to realize that the handle is in the middle of the piece of luggage so they are now at least half that luggage width wider, and two to three feet longer. So they move along, banging legs ankles, creating trip hazards, smacking seats, bags that people who can actually carry and so forth. This probably is

Name Tag Prices And Details
I now make name tags. you have a choice of 2 colors and many details to choose from in rotation or flashy text. I have some in my gallery you can check out. 250 fubucks per character. Here is an example. The CEO = 7 characters, 1,750 fubucks. I'm counting from the first character to the last character, including spaces. Up to 3 lines, any more it will be too small to see if you have it as your default pic. I recommend 1 or 2 if alls possible. If you have ANY questions FUmail me and ill get back you to. Here are some things you must do to get the name tag. --Rate my page please. --Send me a friends request(password required) --Fan me please! --Rate,Comment, and Rip the picture I made. --RIGHT CLICK THE NAME TAG(id rather you rip the pi

The Adventures Of Stephy's Vagina!! Part 1
As most of you know, I had a laser procedure today to remove cancerous cells from my cervix...Pedro el Loco decided that the lasers gave my vagina super powers! This is his take on today's events... Today Stefy's vagina went to see the doctor he said that he could build it faster, stronger, and more powerful than before. Stefy was scared, her vagina got a lot of attention before, what would happen now when it has SUPER POWERS! But Stefy new that only by undergoing this procedure could she stand up to the torture of Dr Kok. So she drove over in the blondmobie and told the doctor "Lets do this!" Steph got up on the table, she was cold and scared, luckily, she had already removed all the hair "down there" so that part of the procedure could be bypassed. The doctor gave her a little prick, and then she was off to dream time. A few hours later, she awoke in a bright room and the doctor asked her how she was feeling. Somehow she knew the doctor was going to say that even before he did,

Dont Speak
umm great song...I posted it today, because yesterday a someone that I know for over ten years send me the lyrics to this song...and we kind of stopped talking a while back, umm I dont think I want to go in detail about this one...its very personal and kind of a long story. But I am sharing the song, and while I listen to the words, I feel very thoughtful... my reply to the song he sent to me was btw Dido, white flag... it feels weird when the past comes catching up... ♥ all who even read this stuff Dont Speak No Doubt - no doubt

Got Damn It
so it seems some asshat is using my social securit number. i had to call my gas company yesterday, cause i couldn't find my bill, and they asked "for which address?" seems that someone opened an account in my name. so now i have to make a bunch of phone calls. got damn it

Quickie Auction Right Now
UP 4 AUCTION NOW! THIS AUCTION IS FOR SEXYMEL! PLACE ALL BIDS HERE PLEASE! ♥SexyMel♥ILoveEric♥OwnedHappilyByChadNShelly♥@ fubar THIS IS WHAT SEXYMEL WILL OFFER HER OWNER: * YOU WILL BE ADDED TO HER FAMILY & BE #1 * YOU WILL BE PIMPED ON HER PAGE * PIMPED IN HER BLOG & BULLETINS * YOUR NAME IN HER NAME DURING "OWNERSHIP" * 5 SFW SALUTES FOR HER OWNER * 2 PROFILE COMMENTS DAILY * RATE ALL YOUR STASH * RATE YOUR BLOGS * RATE YOUR PICS -- IF A VIP IS OFFERED THEN SHE WILL RATE 300 11'S ON YOUR PICS PER WEEK. * IF A VIP IS OFFERED, BOMBING HELP OFFERED LET'S SEE THOSE BIDS GUYS! SEXYMEL HAS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDS AND ALL TRANSACTIONS ARE SOLELY BETWEEN MEL AND THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

Where Has The Mont H Of July Gone???
WOW! It's already July 29th and I'm wondering what happened to the month. I went on a "road trip" to Mississippi that began on the 2nd of July and I'm still here doing what I can to help get Camp Sister Spirit Folk School into some sembalance of order for future festivals and helping my friends and the poverty stricken area with time feeding the hungry and helping the helpless. It has been a lot of hard labor but done with love and kindness, even if it's had it's moments of insanity. So much to do on 128 acres of land that is still suffering from the ravages of Katrina. I went down to the coast to the worst stricken areas and am still stunned at the devastation. So many homes just wiped off their foundations still, and more trailers and "cottages" popping up as temporary homes for those who refuse to give in and call the gulf coast "home". It's quite surreal when you see things in person and puts faces and places in perspective, making one humble and thankful for what I do have, and

I Apologize For Being Me
We do the same dance every day Who can hurt each other worst It’s not the game I wanted to play Even if I started first You always thought I’d be that one To do the things I’d never done Though I tried with all my might What hurts you most is I was right All the things I can not be All the things about you I don’t see Maybe it’s best I set you free I apologize for being me I cannot tell good from bad Another thing I have lost Just like everything else I’ve had Can’t go back this line I’ve crossed If I admit it’s all my fault Will you give up on your assault Sick and tired of all this shit One last thing I must admit All the things I can not be All the things about you I don’t see Maybe it’s best I set you free I apologize for being me All the things I can not be All the things about you I don’t see Maybe it’s best I set you free I apologize for being me

New 'mum' Update ......
Hi I hope you are well and having a good week. I am still having tremendous support from some really great friends on here so i thought i would give you the latest update on my mum's battle with cancer. She was still struggling with her breathing after the latest chest infection that landed her in hospital but she was coping with the help of her nebuliser which she was using 4 times a week. The thing she was really struggling with though is the terrible fatigue. She is so tired she is fighting to stay awake in the afternoon and evenings and this is getting her 'down'. On Monday the had some bad pains in one of her arms and hand and within a couple of hours she had lost all use of the arm and hand. As you can imagine she was terrified so we got to the hospital but the doctors don't really know why this has happened. Her chemo session was cancelled today because there could be a connection with her chemo but she has to have a brain scan and some x-rays. She will be seeing

Time For Me To Leave Fubar
WELL IT IS TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE FUBAR, I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS AND PEOPLE THAT HELPED ME THESE PAST 3 YRS,IT HAS BEEN FUN ON FUBAR, BUT IT ISNT FUN NO MORE, PLUS I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY REAL LIFE, AND A COUPLE PROJECTS IM WORKING ON WITH SOME OF MY AWESOME FRIENDS THAT I HAVE MET HERE ON FUBAR, I WILL BE ON realspeoplespaces AND crackdaddy.net.LIKE I SAID I NEED TO FOCUS ON MY REAL LIFE WITH MY REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND *RRhoads*,WE BOTH ARE DELETING OUR ACCTS SO WE CAN GET OUR LIFE MOVING FOREWARD AND SHELLY I WANT TO THANK U FOR BRINGING US TOGETHER.I WANT TO THANK A FEW PEOPLE FOR BEING THERE FOR ME WHEN IVE NEEDED THEM AND THEY WILL ALWAYS BE LIFE LONG FRIENDS..harleybaby69 UR MY B.F.F AND ALWAYS WILL BE AND WE WILL BE WORKING TOGETHER DJING FOR SNAKEBITERADIO AND ON THE OTHER PROJECTS WE ARE WORKING ON AND I LOVE U HUN. AND TO RRhoads (SCOTT) FOR COMING INTO MINE AND THE KIDS LIFE AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SUCH A GOOD LIFE TOGETHER AND IM SO EXCITTED ABOUT THAT AND I LOV

True Friends?
Hello PPls! Well after having a few conversations with a few friends on a certain subject... I have a situation Id like to throw at ya and we'd like to kno others opinions...So pls feel free to leave HONEST opinions. This may lean more towards women but men im sure it happens to u as well. Ok here goes...Say u were in a relationship and u had a friend whom u met online that knows ur bf/gf as well. U and this person have become close talk everyday about personal issues, concerns, etc...And they kno that some of the comments left on ur gf/bf pages kinda bothers u...However ur "friend" is constantly viewing ur bf/bf NSFW pics, doesnt comment much but has left a few "sexual" comments as well. Now my question to u all is...Is this sumthing u wud feel comfortable with or do u think there are certain boundaries and lines that friends shudnt cross. Pls comment and leave HONEST opinions...Thanx!

What Is Depression ???
It means many things to many people. To me it is the misalignment of that which we desire to be or have, and that which society says we should desire to be or have. Yes this is just one form of depression I know. When I was depressed it was due to the fact that I knew what my life was and knew it wasn't what it should be. Through counselling and alternative therapies I determined that I was living the life society told me I should live, but in my heart, I knew it wasn't necessarily the way it should be. I did not take medication to assist me in my disorder. I made changes to my life. And, whilst the stress of the change and making people understand my need for change is great. I would have it no other way. A year after making some huge changes, including ending my marriage and taking the step of becoming a single mother, I do not have any regrets and I see the beautiful light at the end of the tunnel of darkness. Standing still where you don't want to be doesn't h

What Makes You A Good Friend?
You Are a Good Friend Because You're Loyal You stick with your friends no matter what, even if you feel like they're doing the wrong thing. You believe in letting people figure out their own path in life. It's not your place to interfere. And part of your loyalty means that you'll do a lot for your friends. You definitely go the extra mile. You'll even do great things for friends without them asking. After all, that's what friendship is all about. You are truly a friend for life. And you have friends you've known since you were a kid. Your friends can count on you to do a favor, remember a birthday, or just be there to listen. Your friends need you most when: They can't turn to anyone else You really can't be friends with: Fickle people who change friends quickly Your friendship quote: "Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows." What Makes You a Good Friend?

Hotel Convention
I am stoked. The final decision about a huge hotel workers meetup was set for Chicago. Yay! That means hundreds hateful people in one location, talking about making trap doors in their hotels. Fun! /I'm not even bein sarcastic

Not Going To Be Around Much
I'm not going to be around much for a while. I need to go somewhere to see some people and the list is so long I don't know where to start. First, I want to see an eye doctor because I just don't see like other people do. I look in the mirror and see someone fat, or old, or ugly. Obviously most people do, so I'm not looking again, it's just adding to my delusions. And to that, I need to see a psychiatrist, because I am not fitting into society very well. It's not a popular thing to be polite, to care about hurting other people, to be nice to people who are having a rough go of it. I also want to see a contractor about this "Shell I live in". Someone told me that, but I don't see it! Where the fawk is this shell! It must be invisible because I get online all I can to interact with friends. My car is broke down right now or I would be going out and taking pics and stuff. So where's this shell people speak of? Long day ahead of me. Maybe several.

About Me
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............J...... 2. 4 letter word......................jizz 3. Vehicle: ..........................jeep 4. City / Neighborhood: ..............jersey 5. Boy Name: .........................jerome 6. Girl Name: ........................ juaniqua 7. Occupation: .......................jizz collector 8. Something you wear:................ jock strap 9. Food: ............................. jizz ok jam 10. Found in a bathroom:........... jars 11. Reason for Being Late........... just fucked in car 12. Something you shout.............. just fuck right off 13. Animal:....................

Blue Eyes Blue
Put it in the wrong blog, hate it when that happens I thought that you would be loving me. I thought that you were the one who'd stay forever. But now, forever's come and gone And I'm still here alone. You were only playing. You were only playing with my heart. I was never waiting. I was never waiting for the tears to start. [chorus] It was you who put the clouds around me. It was you who made the tears fall down. It was you who broke my heart in pieces. It was you who made my blue eyes blue. Who Oh - Never should have trusted you. I thought that I'd be all you need. In your eyes, I thought I saw my heaven. And now my heaven's gone away And I'm out in the cold. You had me believing. You had me believing in a lie. Guess I couldn't see it. Guess I couldn't see it 'till I saw goodbye. [chorus]

For The Princess Slut
I *too* love Reggaeton! Dale don Dale by Don Omar Dale Don Dale - Don Omar Gocho! Don, Don! (M-V-P) Dale Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale Boster dale, dale Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale (Boster, dale!) Mirala como maquina Pa' pillarla en una esquina Como ron, que fina Tremenda asesina Se peina y se guilla Se viste y se maquilla Traquila, chiquilla O te siento en mi silla Hoy tu vas a ser mia El Don te desafia Segura en mi via Cuidao si te tira Y si tu novio se activa Yo activo la guerrilla Y si el Boster te lo pilla No le va a dar ni cosquilla Dale Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale Boster dale, daleee Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale (Boster, dale!) Me dicen, mami, que esta noche tu estas algar

Alzheimer's Walk
I am reaching out to the fubar community to help out here. I am doing a Memory Walk for the Alzheimer's Association, and I am looking for donations to help out this noble cause. If you have some spare change, or want to help out please visit my page. Please click here to donate If you have any questions, let me know. the Dragon">

D-day
Well the BIG day is finally here......in the morning (Thursday)we go to court for the final time.......and this time tomorrow I expect to be homeless after being evicted....some of you know what has happened for it to get this far and trust me.....if I go down, it will be with ALL guns blazing.....she thinks she hates me now.....well she has not seen anything yet.....trust me. I am not going to give up the home I have struggled to keep going and I am in no way going to give up the boys without a bigger fight as I firmly believe that the law here is oh so very wrong and should not favour the woman in circumstances like this where at the end of the day she has her interests very much at heart and in no way puts our sons first....in fact they don't even come a close second!!!!!!........ but we will let the courts decide just how the future goes and this is not just my future either.....I could have walked away ages ago.....But I stand firmly on principles....very strong ones at that...

4 My Angels
Hello hope everyone is doing well today? I know it's been a wild time watching all the drama on my page these last few weeks and for that I am sorry, My health issues has really taking a heavy toll on my and I know I haven't been much of a friend for that I am truly sorry, I have put off going to Florida twice and just can't go on like this any longer, so I'm going to the hospital here this morning and see what they can do about getting me to the point where I can make the trip to Florida to get the spots removed from my pancreac, Been a strange weekend to say the least and I see know who really cares about me and who just blows smoke up my ass to suit there own needs, for my real friends, My Angels you give me a reason to wake each morning and for that I will be forever grateful I hope only the best in life for you all and love each of you with all that I am, for the ones that just want drama everyday and to see how much they can hurt me, live or die, come what may you will never h

A Real Mom
For those of you who are great moms, those of you who plan to be great moms, those who have great moms and those of you who had great moms! REAL MOTHERS Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of shag carpets. Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you best.' Real Mothers know that a child ' s growth is not measured by height or years or grade...It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mom to Mother... The Images of Mother 4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everyt

Daddy Gave Me 5 Bucks!
So got all my house work done, which really wasnt a lot since I got the just of it done yesturday.. and My oldest is asking me if he can go see his father whome lives not even 2 blocks away. I have no problem mind you with this, ever since all the shit happend back in May between William and I.. I have come to terms with him being able to see him cus I know that he misses him lots.. so once in a while for an hour isnt a bad call. Now my youngest Isaiah is asking to go with him.. this im not to sure about cause William denied him being his son for god knows how long.(keep in mind this fuckstick got someone else prego WHILE i was prego with saiah and had the nerve to call that out on me). Now Isaiah seen his father I think once in the passed4 months. which im rather happy about.. but hes cryin and really wants to venture up there with his older brother. So I called Williams mother, and asked if she had some time off today if she could take sai sai up to see his father for a s

Busy!
I.. am.. tired!!!!!!!!!!!! working 32-40 hours a week PLUS 16 hours of school per week.. PLUS homework PLUS trying to sleep PLUS PLUS PLUS *AAAAGGGGHHHHH* sorry for not being around... best thing to do is email me if you know it.. if not and you want it.. just ask.. if i actually have convos with you.. i will gladly give it to you to keep in touch when i can... because more than likely i will be MIA most of the time

Friends
I just want to say thank you to all my friends and all there friends. Because without all of you life would be sooooo boring. lol I would like to thank you all for everything you do on here. I appreciate all the help i have gotten since coming on here and am taking this time to show my appreciation for it. THANK ALL OF YOU.

Tater Tots
grr I find myself addicted to a baby story again :( ever since my sister had her third little girl(sigh) I've been wanting another little rugrat to add to the bundle. I think Chris makes beautiful babies!:D and well mine are handsome little devils of course lol. only thing is we would have to do in vitro for this to happen. which is 10 grand.... sooo.. im thinkin time to take out a loan??LMAO maybe its just a phase I would like..neh LOVE to have a little one with Chris. kinda the icing on the cake if you will. atleast have fun practicing ;) Later Days.

Broken
My heart is broken, tho no one will ever see the hurt you inflicted on me. While I was away the mouse did play, I walked in and didn't know what to say. I saw it on your screen, something that I thought you had gotten out of your blood stream. I feel like a fool for ever believing. when all of this time you were decieving. You hunt me in a way that others have before. when you say you love me. I tend to ignore. I ignore the pain. I ignore the shame. My heart is broken all the same. When you say you love me. Do you even mean what you say or is it just the thing you do to get your way. My heart is broken, and I have shed some tears. but that doesnt matter as much as his beer. The beer always wins no matter what i say, He will continue to do it night and day. Im tired of the sh*t that what it does. Im hurt that no matter how hard I try. Hes not going to change, even in his daughters eyes. My heart is broken for what he has become. Hopefully the past will come u

Usmc And Usn Gunfight Rules.
USMC Rules for Gun fighting: 1. Bring a gun. Preferably two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 5. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 6. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 7. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 8. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." 9. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 10. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 11. H

Visions Dreams And Erotic Fantasies
inside my mind Iam him and he is me as one we meet to claim what is ours interwined in in each others naked bodies in out under the moon light stars in the sky he he thrust in out of me whispering in his ear how great it feels to have him filling me up with his hard cock as he thrust faster harder into me moaning his name I whisper let me ride your hard cock with my tight ass while my tits bounce in your face as you suck lick bite on my hard nipples my tight ass moving up down your hard throbbing cock I can feel your cock getting ready to explode within me I ease my tight ass off your blood red throbbing cock I get between your legs gliding your hard cock across my lips and soft face feeling the heat of your cock against my skin I part my lips and slide my wet warm lips mouth along your cock it jumps at the attention my warm mouths lips tongue give to it making you release your sweet milk tasting you as it drips down my lips chin onto my hard nipples you lay back while I lick you very

Tuesday
Today was my pre-op with Dr. K. I approached the morning appt. with pretty much indifference, it was just someplace I had to go, something I had to do. There was anxiety but as with most uncomfortable emotions I tried to shove it way down deep inside. I dressed in a flouncy, swishy summer dress...flouncy, swishy summer dresses make me feel pretty :) I grabbed a green tea drink for the trip because it makes my insides feel pretty :) I didn't listen to music. I spent most of the way either gabbing on the phone, singing or listening to a cd my friend Sil gave me for improving one's communication skills...obviously I don't listen to it that often. It did have some cool questions that made you practice your listening skills. I'll copy them later. Other than that I thought about things like when your stuck in a traffic jam it doesn't matter your class, income bracket or general overall social status...nobody's moving and if they are it's 10 mph or less! And, as I often do wh

Come All And Help Plz!!!
I just joined a give away and need 65k comments for a VIP and a blast.I would highly appreciate if you could spare some comments for me.Click on the pic below and bombs away!!!I will return the favor! Thank you very much! Love,Lisa

Being Fake???
I got this in my shout box after she spent 5 minutes on my page *Nikki*-Pu$$ &...: i find it hilarious that you are a fake.. you put diff pics up of blondes with different faces and you think people can't tell the difference.. are you that much of an attention whore? I mean c'mon lady I googled and found these pics online which are not you.. you need to learn to respect yourself as well as others... they have different smiles teeth and noses you can tell they're not even close to being you but nice try for being fake.. fucking looser Then she had to HIDE behind BLOCKING ME!!! LOL This is her LINK:http://www.fubar.com/user/1773320 Who is the loser here? #1. I bring NO drama to ne body's page!!! #2 I have salutes up that R me!! #3. If ppl want to think I am someone else is it my fault?? I say I am NOT them!! Is it any worse than a guy putting a womens picture up? And besides I am NOT THE ONLY person that does it on here Y start garbage with me? 4. IF SH

Spelling
I hate it when people make a MUMM or a blog and misspell 50% of the words. I also hate it when they don't use any, or proper, punctuation. That being said, when the same people come after me for a spelling mistake and then misspell a word in their attack on me, it makes me want to kill those idiots. Who's with me on this?

Okay...i Wanna Know....
Okay so this blog is inspired by a few things but it should be really kind of fun. Sadly enough, I am taking a break from getting ready for a wake to write this but it just kinda popped into my head. So, I've had my own personal drama the last few days and sometimes I like to just go to youtube.com and listen to music that reflects my mood of the moment. Well, today is one of those days....not to mention, I have this cool dude who comes by every day and drops me lyrics that are contrary to the way I might feel at the moment but are REALLY sweet.... Anyway...this is MY song mood of right this moment...not today...not tomorrow but right here, right now........ Okay here is the fun part...go to youtube.com or myspace videos and grab the video that reflects the mood you are in RIGHT THIS MOMENT........if you can't get the code to post, then tell me what it is and I'll post it for you......

Orly?
"had to say hello to the debbie harry lookalike! ;-) how are you? xxx" the above quote was in a friend request i have yet to deny...but im not sure what to think about it...do i look like her? i'd post her pic..but im at work..and cant!

Treading Water
I am fed up LOL I have so much going on in my life at the moment and the reason for that is I choose to make myself happy. Those that know me are already aware of the bad marriage I was in just as I am. So, rather than stay where I was and tread water in a situation that did not make me happy, I am making changes. I am looking out for me and my kids. I am sick and tired of people that can do nothing but share their own unhappiness with others. What the hell is wrong with you ??? You are not a child. You are not obliged to stay where you are if you are not happy. Move, wherever, but head toward happiness. Stop making yourself a victim of your own choices. If there is something that does not please you, change it. We all make mistakes, including our selection of a life partner. Admit it, realise it and change it. And, most of all, stop imposing your own issues and lack of courage upon others. My entire life is about to change. From living in a luxury home,

Hope I Don't Fall In Love -tom Waits
Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you 'Cause falling in love just makes me blue, Well the music plays and you display your heart for me to see, I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. Well the room is crowded, there's people everywhere And I wonder, should I offer you a chair? Well if you sit down with this old clown, take that frown and break it, Before the evening's gone away, I think that we could make it, And I hope that I don't fall in love with you. I can see that you are lonesome just like me, and it being late, You'd like some some company, Well I've had two, I look at you, and you look back at me, The guy you're with has up and split, the chair next to you's free, And I hope that you don't fall in love with me. And I hope that you don't fall in love with me. Now it's closing time, the music's fading out Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout. Turn around to look at you, you're now

Superhero :p
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Phantom Photon Your Superpower is Mystic Your Weakness is Men Your Weapon is Your Nuclear Axe Your Mode of Transportation is Pogo Stick What's your Superhero Name?

By Laws
BY LAWS TO JOIN AND BE A MEMBER OF HARLEY'S FAN CLUB: 1: ALL MEMBERS MUCH FAN AND ADD ME 2: YOU MUST LOVE HARLEYS AND ANYTHING AMERICAN MADE 3: YOU NEED TO ALWAYS REMEMBER SEPT. 11TH. 2001 IF YOU CAN MEET ALL THIS THEN YOU CAN BE IN MY FAN CLUB JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX AND I WILL MAKE YOU A TAG. HARLEY SAUNDERS....

Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week Questionaire
~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Birthday: Zodiac Sign: Hair Color: Eye Color: Tattoos: Piercings: *Favorites* Color: Season: Day Of Week: Animal: Flower: *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Smiled For No Reason?: Sat On Your Rooftop?: *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Phone 0R IM?: McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Summer 0R Winter?: CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: XBox 0R PS2?: RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Your Fears?: Your Weakness?: Do you like Thunderstorms?: Number of things in my Past I Regret?: Do you Swear?: Do you Shower Daily?: Your Weakness?: Your Most Missed Memory?: Your Best Physical Feature?: AIM: Own an I-pod/ MP3 Player?: Do you think you're attractive?: FUBAR: How long have you been on fubar?: Who are your best friends on fubar?: Do you receive free gifts from others on fubar?: Do you show nsfw pics on fubar?: Do you own or subscribe to the fubar loung

My Night Out
So tonight I went out with Doug and Jeff to my fave bar/restaurant for a karaoke night. AAAND the waitress/bartender was completely ignoring us, so they had to go and get shit themselves. Later she brought the pizza and my drinks, and even volunteered to get us bigger plates. But still got a $3 tip afterwards (UNDER the bill). Better luck next time, biatch.

It's A Love Thing Baby!
ive seen all these mumms and blogs about love and dating. most of them.......actually all of them have been either someone bashing the other sex, people giving up on dating, or they wanna date the same sex! i here for a limited time to shed some light on the love thing. your love life is only as good as the options that you choose! if you go around lookin for love or whatever your only going to find that person that is looking for the same thing that your looking for. witch is bad in some cases, because most of the time they get what they want in a hurry then things go south usually after that. then your either stuck and unsatified, or you get out and your miserable therefore you thing that "men suck" or "women suck"! it may seem like that there are crappy guys and girls everywhere but that isn't the case. its usually the people who screw it up for everyone usually resurface somewhere else and keep wreckin crap. in other words "one bad apple spoils the bunch" and they keep

Haters Wow
all ratings are the same amount of points..1-10 it's all the same... j@ fubar So this guy with no salute emails me today...ummm I guess I don't understand the point really...I mean if you don't like me that would be YOUR problem!! FRANLUCHI@ fubar

Whoremaster Crash!
I crashed on the way home from the club tonight. I hit a slick spot in the road and did a 180 into the guard rail at about 40-45 MPH. Thankfully I only scraped the paint off the front bumper of my wife's car. She was very understanding when I woke her up and told her. I feel like shit. I wasn't even speeding. Now I need to save up to repair my wife's car...it could have been much worse so I really can't complain.

Level My Girlie
This is Jenn, a.k.a. Hazel Eyes Hypnotize. She's been a Rockstar for quite awhile. While she is indeed a rockstar... it's time for a change. 114,296 Points until she's a Fuberlord. Go rate and bling the crap of her. :) *Hazel Eyes Hypnotize*@ fubar

Hoakigirl Wants To Leave Fubar
~~~this is from HoakieGirls's bulletin~~~ With a great deal of thought, I have decided to leave Fubar. With the grandchildren now living here I have a responsibility to them and to my family as a whole. I love all of you, you have been and are the BEST group on Fubar. Friendly, cooperative and ready to help anyone who needs it. You have basically been my pride and joy and I wll miss you all very much. God Bless and keep everyone of you. Sincerely, HoakieGirl

Damnit!!
I had a dream last night, one of those waking ones where you are half-conscious and half-sleeping. I was on the couch, and for a moment there I swore my baby was right next to me. I could feel her, her warmth against me, the feel of her breathing, I could feel her heart beat against me. I smiled, first one in weeks, then I threw my arm over her. It was then I realized it was only a dream, I was still alone. My heart broke, and I am pretty sure the rest of my day is ruined

A Trip To Philly!!!!
Welcome to my first ever train.... My trains will take you to different cities all over the USA. To join my train is very simple: 1- R/F/A my page or leave my page a comment saying "ON THE PHILLY TOUR" if your my friend all ready. 2- Rate the pics in the folder "Philadelphia, PA." (see below) 3- R/F/A the pages of the other people on the tour with you or leave a comment saying "ON THE PHILLY TOUR" if they are your friends all ready. 4- Invite someone else to do the train. That's it!!!! Have fun on the tour of Philly!!! Click & Rate the Pics in this Folder Enjoy your tour and Thank you! The Tour Guides Page: THE OTHER PASSENGERS ON THE TOUR:

For Seriously.
Thundercunts, unite! lol and Kara, this was after I read your blog. I'm not a total bitch, so let's just call him fucktard. You know the drill. Read from the bottom up. ->manda: alrighty then! take care now, bye bye then. fucktard: what ever do u think im not good looking nice guy so what ever ur lost so byebye i guess ->manda: hey. duderino. I'm not gonna call you. plus, there are a lot of people on this site that live in arizona. fucktard: stop please cuase i was excited that u lived in the same state ->manda: you didn't even try to get to know me other then asking where I lived.. that totally puts me off. fucktard: well ill give u mine and u can call me k 602******* fucktard: allright im sry how i approuched u really im sry but id love to meet u and hang with u and talk to u on the phone ->manda: I'm sure you are, but you're still not getting my number. to me, that's just creepy. fucktard: thats y i want ur number so we can talk cuase 1 i am a nice guy so ->manda: L

9/14
LMFAO....Finally..it is WAY off base. Aquarius January 20 - February 17 Sensual, passionate lovemaking is definitely on the agenda of activities for the night, dear Aquarius. Fun, excitement, romance, and love are all key themes that are likely to take precedence if you have anything to say about it - and you do. So speak up! Don't let someone else dictate your path for you. You know what you want, so don't say, "I don't care," when actually you do. Love is coming your way; learn how to grab it when it does.

---> ( Nsfw ) ( Nsfw )
Before you read, do be warned. This is twisted. _________________________ Depravity always has its beginnings. And his personalized form of such a lovely trait was no exception. I suppose if his parents knew what they were raising, they'd have tried things a bit different. Or maybe not tried at all. They worked constantly, always leaving him the capable hands of a babysitter. And many at that. The first was a neurotic. She'd be fine when the sun was out, and everything was visible. But once the sun went down, she was a different person. She'd force him to hide in the closet, confirming that there was indeed a monster beneath his bed, that was going to lunge out at any moment and attack him. She'd sit in there with him, and have him take the monster medicine. Crushed up white objects that she would pull from a small vile, and have him snort. She told him it was made of the same all white world the monster had come from, and would make him think they were one of his own.

Inner Spirit
What's your inner spirit?DragonYou feel free. Your loyal to your friends and family and you stick up for them whenever trouble comes about.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

The Fubar Cocktail Party Members
Hello everyone! Welcome to the Fubar Cocktail Party! Anyone can join us, just follow the rules below :o) 1} Rate all of the pics in the Cocktail folder (10s are fine, I won't argue at 11s though LOL) When you have finished rating, leave a non-animated pic link of you in a comment on the last one when to receive a tag. 2} Rate, fan and add all members already on the list. Re-rate those already on your list where available and leave them a comment to let them know that you are joining The Fubar Cocktail Party. 3} Buying drinks is optional, but if you want to buy gifts, make sure its a cocktail looking drink and not a beer. 4} Message the owner (not shout or leave a comment on the blog) when you have finished the above to be added ASAP. 5} Be sure to have fun and no drama is allowed. YOU MUST RATE AND FAN ALL NEW FRIENDS BACK IN RETURN. IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING THIS, DO NOT JOIN. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES MAY RESULT IN YOUR

Delerius Has An Hh
What can I say about the man I love's first HH tomorrow?? SAVE YOUR RATES FOR IT OR I WILL KILL YOU....or more likely find out where you live and shave your pets. Its at 8pm PST And remember I will systematically cover your carpets with all shaved pet hair!

Daniel
2:08 AM, the side door of a bar opens on a warm August night. A woman steps out, she has mid length straight dark hair and is carrying an instrument case. She is followed by another woman, and then two men. There is the slight smell of marijuana in the air as they gaze at the lights of the city. The men are talking. One, slightly stockier and carrying a guitar, seems to be intently telling a story. The other listens, smiles and replies. The reply brings a grin to the first man’s face, a wide smile, his white teeth glow in contrast to his olive toned skin. His grin turns to a laugh and his head rolls back. The conversation carries on, with chuckles, smiles and laughs. At length, the first woman steps into the street and stops a cab, opening the back door she climbs in and slides across to the far side. The conversation stops, the second woman says a few words, shakes the guitar bearing man’s hand and backs off a step. The two men embrace, smile and part. The guitar goes in

What Dessert Are You Most Like?
You Are Strawberries with Cream Fresh and uncomplicated, you are always enjoyed but often overlooked. You're confident in who you are. You don't need a facade to feel better about yourself. What Dessert Are You Most Like?

9-19-08
So everything has been going pretty well since that aweful trip to the ER! I feel the baby move and kick all the time now. I cant wait untill you can feel it from the outside so RJ can feel it too. I think Jayden can hear the baby or something because she will come over to me and lay her head on my belly and just listen. Its pretty cute. she is doing amazing getting more and more grown lol! I have an appointment on tuesday for my 20 week ultrasound! hopefully the baby will be cooperative and we will find out what we are having! I am so excited and i want a girl so bad, so think pink for me lmao. HMM what else... well ive started eating alot of honey nut cheerios and craving sweet stuff. My belly is growing more. people have started randomly touching my belly... I HATE THAT! I dont see what makes strangers think its ok to just touch me just because im pregnant. BLAH!!! Anyways I heard about a new test called the intelligender test and its supposed to tell you the sex of the baby as earl

Prayers Needed For My Son!
TO all of my friends on Fubar I would like to take this time to ask you please to keep my son Sean in your prayers. He will be going into the hospital on the 26 for major surgery. Thank you they will be greatly appreciated. Also at this time I would like to thank you for your friendship. You are all Rock!

I'm Going Away.
Just a note to let y'all know that I'm going to delete my account in about a week or so. There are several reasons as to why, some of them rational, some of them not. But they are my reasons nonetheless. The main one being that I am embarking on a spiritual journey that this site is, shall we say, not complimentary to. As much as I love some of the people I've met on this site, and while I'm thankful that I met my future husband here, I just don't think the things offered here are what I need right now. Many of you will be thought about constantly, and missed greatly. If you wish to continue communication with me, then send me a message in the next day or two, and I'll send you my cell number. E-mail access is not practical, since I don't have daily access. Part of living in the country where the only thing you can get is dial-up, and I refuse. I won't bore you telling you my reasonings here, but for those of you truly interested, again, I will share as I see fit. So here's to the

Shocking, I Know...
You Are 90% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

Women Are From Mars
We all know about the theory that MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS but after careful research we have come to conclusion the facts are not true. We now know the truth and want to share it with all of you. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS AND MEN ARE FROM PEENUS. We have found the leader of Planet Peenus and he has confirmed our findings. As usual please rate all the pictures in the folder and then rate/fan/add all the residents of Planet Peenus. If the resident is already on your friends list please leave a comment telling them you are moving to Planet Peenus where all the fun is. Our Leader has made the official drink of Planet Peenus Vodka & Red Bull so please make sure Our Leader has his share. A drunk leader is a happy leader. THIS IS OUR LEADER Yeahmon™Shadow Leveler Co-Leader{Keeper of Yeahmons Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar RESIDENTS OF PLANET PEENUS Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proud ow

I Hate You
I HATE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT U MY FEELINGS SO STRONG AND DEEP I HATE THE WAY I SEE U IN MY DREAMS WHEN IM ASLEEP I HATE WHEN I SEE UR EYES I DROWN IN DESIRE I HATE THE FACT UR MY FLAME IN MY FIRE I HATE THE FACT THAT U MAKE ME CRY I HATE IT CAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHY I HATE THE WAY U MAKE ME TOUCH MYSELF WHEN I THINK OF YOU I HATE THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING I DO I DO FOR YOU I HATE THAT UR ALWAYS ON MY MIND AND EVEN MORE I WISH TO GROW WITH U IN TIME I HATE THE WAY I HEAR UR VOICE AND ALL MY PROBLEMS SEEM TO DISAPPEAR I HATE IT CAUSE ITS YOU I WANT TO BE NEAR I HATE THAT I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU AND HEAR YOUR VOICE OUTTA THE BLUE BUT MOST OF ALL I HATE THE FACT THAT I DON'T HATE YOU AT ALL CUASE NOW I HAVE YOU

Club Members
1. Fan/Add/Rate all club members in the Club Tabu blog 2. You must be a level 3 and have a salute photo 3. Please leave a comment when done and I will add you to the member list. 4. No drama please or you will be remove from the club. SWEET SEXY LATINA♥ *Owner of Club TABU*~

Haha Haha
LOL · geeshar01 re-rated you a '10' from a '9'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '9' from a '8'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '8' from a '7'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '7' from a '6'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '6' from a '5'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '5' from a '4'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '4' from a '3'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '3' from a '2'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 re-rated you a '2' from a '1'! 1 min ago · geeshar01 rated you a '1'! 1 min ago

Dumbers..er..i Mean Mummers
I'll probably get hate mail, hate in my shoutbox, and rated a 1..but quite frankly..i dont really care. I came on this site to meet people and to have fun.. I've met a ton of the most wonderful people who have touched my heart in ways that I cant even express in words. I also came here to spread awareness about my childrens disabilities. I enjoy going to other peoples pages and rate all of their pictures and fan them if they have a profile that is filled out.. I sometimes chat in afew lounges.. Today i posted a MuMM. I have posted one once before a while ago. It was stupid and Nobody looked at it. The one i posted today was technically NOT a mumm.. and I had realized that after the fact and even recognized that by posting a comment. HOLY MOLY .. all the haters. Apparently I have upset the whole MuMM community because they couldnt make up my mind..just throw useless stupid insults at me.. some were like 'i rated her a 1' .. WHAT ARE YOU? 8? Who gives a rats tushy what you rated

Weird Man
Did what was asked to block and rather getting a thanks, I got a "tramp" Weird Man! Mephistoph...: tramp ->Mephistoph...: ok Mephistoph...: block me ->Mephistoph...: ok Mephistoph...: sorry that i bothered you Mephistoph...: sorry im not a hot friend

Brad Paisley -"online"-for All The Fuckin Men In Heat You Dirt Bags
"Online" I work down at the pizza pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace 'cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I Ever even been to L.A. Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of si

Obama Vs. Mccain - Round 1
Ok so, many people don't know that I'm very much into politics. Surprise! I watch every debate, I read up on the past of the candidates, review current issues, etc. You name it, I do it. Why am I telling you this? Because I want your input on this election. Who do I want to be president? Barack Obama. I do not agree with everything he says, don't get me wrong, but I do prefer him over John McCain. Personally I think McCain is a pompous asshole, but hey, that's me. I love the fact that Obama wants to do off shore drilling. It will take approximately 10 years for us to even notice a difference, but you'd be surprised at how quickly that 10 years will go. Another thing that I like about Obama is that he is intelligent. Don't get me wrong, McCain is a smart man, but he thinks that Obama is not experienced enough. Ok, well has McCain looked at his running mate lately? Two years is NOT enough experience to be a VP. Sorry. In my own opinion, intelligence comes before experience. You h

Is Santa Dead
I'm going to have to explain this to my children one day. I hope they understand. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for > Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the

Internet Issues
I'm still having internet issues. It takes me 15 minutes to bring up fubar and several more to open any page on here and so I can't spend much time on this site. I hope my real friends understand and will be here someday. This is a good way to weed out my "friends" I suppose.

Oh Wow
You Are Profoundly Disturbing You're weird, freaky, and maybe even a little psycho. You aren't just attracted to darkness - you thrive in it. Your interests are downright creepy, and you may even lack normal human empathy. While there's no harm in enjoying the macabre, remember to keep your vilest thoughts to yourself! Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?

Please Welcome Big Daddy
Our Newest member........Big Daddy Please go f/a/r him......... Welcome to the family hun..... Big Daddy--Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar MsBratt, Angel Eyes, Basstracker

Time Off
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately...And yes...Blondes do think...Especially those of us who get their blond from a box... :) But...Fubar has been taking up a lot of my time as of late...And yes..I'm probably a tad addicted...But I was just thinking of taking some time off of it...or just limiting my time on it... I've got some new things going on in my life...And I just really feel the need to devote more attention to those things... I do have yahoo messenger...So if there is anyone that would like to add me...Please ask...I hate to lose contact with my friends...And there are those of you that I feel really are friends...Although I've not met you...the connection has been made... Wishing all of you a great day....Awww..and yes...it's Friday...Yay!!! Hugs...

My Abesnce
hello for all those who didnt know i was goine since lat aug.....hurricane gustav hit where i live hard...knockin down tree and powelines....a tree hit the main house..and hit my pad (addon)..we had roof and water and floor damages....tree almost hit me....but i was blessed it didnt.....we had to stay with fam..and now n a trailor...while i stay n my pad til housebe fixed..we lookin at around thinks giving time....we all are safe...and thanks to all who prey for me and my fam...i did send out info thu friends to update ppl..i want to thank all who sent me well wishes thru comments and gifts...the pc got damaged so i didnt get all the comments or add requests...we out of power for month....but we survived...and movin forward...i want to thanked all (u know who u are)for keep my page up..watchin over and workin on my giveaway...words cant express..how i feel..i know on fu ppl move on...and ppl be forgotten..but yall keep me alive..and i ty yall..i i dunno who all h

Britishness
Woohoo You Are 70% British Congrats, mate. You're are probably British. (If not, definitely Australian. Or Kiwi. Or Canadian.) You enjoy most aspects of mainstream British culture, without being stereotypical about it. You also have a typical British temperament. You wouldn't dream of being impolite. How British Are You?

Throwin The Towel In
Have you ever wondered why you can't throw the towel in on a particular situation ??? I was like a dog with a bone in one particular case. But, what the hell was the point. Sometimes the forces are against us for a reason. Have you ever gotten yourself into a situation where you kept tripping over, and getting up to try and move on, without actually thinking about why you may have tripped. And you just kept tripping, over and over and over. Getting up trying and trying and trying. Then one day you realise you need to ask a question. Why do I keep tripping over ??? Why are there so many stumbling blocks. And moreover, What the F&ck Is Going on ???? I was like that with my marriage. My God no one can say I didn't try. I tolerated and tolerated, I changed and I tinkered with my personality. But there was just this brick wall that kept coming at me. And every time I got over one, there in front of me was another. And then, the worst thing of all happened,

Update On Margarita 10/22/08
Patsy called me this morning and she is home from hospital. She is hurting really bad but wanted all to know she made it thru back surgery and home.She said it will be about 2 weeks at least before she thinks of sitting to get on the comp. Updated by Mo_SweetAngel if any questions and plez keep her in your prayers that she has a speedy recovery and the pain stops soon,ty for reading.

Bottom To Top
->TwiztdEvlC...: ofcourse I'm serious; altho you could lik my ass, if penis bothers you TwiztdEvlC...: are you just kidding or being serious TwiztdEvlC...: your clit yes ->TwiztdEvlC...: no, mine; its really cute TwiztdEvlC...: your husbands no ->TwiztdEvlC...: would you like to suck on my penis? TwiztdEvlC...: no bj neccessary i just wanna orrally please you ->TwiztdEvlC...: i hate to get cum all over my Roos ->TwiztdEvlC...: I could give you a BJ first, but make sure to bring napkins ->TwiztdEvlC...: would behind a dumpster do? TwiztdEvlC...: ok but where do i pick you up ->TwiztdEvlC...: in mah pants TwiztdEvlC...: where do you wanna meet ->TwiztdEvlC...: like right now TwiztdEvlC...: when ->TwiztdEvlC...: feel free TwiztdEvlC...: can i go down on you

Read Me Please !
To any and everybody that has come to my page and shown me ful luv, I want to thank you. I also want to apologize if I have missed returning any. There is only so much that shows up on the bar tab and I know I miss a lot that has been done when I am not around. Trust me it is not intentional. I try to return the fu luv and my appreciation to those who take the time to come to my page. Since having these auto 11s it has gotten worse, so I am asking if you hit my page please send me a PM so I know you were there and I may return the luv. Thank you and have a great rest of your weekend *HUG* Auto 11s will be on till noon Sunday. 10/26/08 ForestRican (Lesa)

About Me...
hi my name is mandy and i am 24 years old. I am a fun loving crazy gurl and i like to do lots of things. a few years ago i was diagnosed with a brain tumor in my pituitary gland. It causes me to have really bad migraines, and as long as i have it i cannot have children. Right now I am working on trying to save money to have the surgery i need to have it taken out. I do not have medical insurance and now that i have a prediagnosed condition i cannot find any insurance that will cover it. I have tried all of the organizations but they wont pay for it because its not cancerous. I really just need to save 750 dollars to see the neurologist and when they say i need the surgery i will be able to pay for the rest in payments. If anyone knows any organizations that may be able to help that i may not have tried please let me know. Also if you would like to help me i have set up a paypal account for donations and i would appreciate any amount of help anyone could give. thank you in advance!

Suckface Needs Ur Help!
This is NOT ur usual BLOG or BULLY! Our loveable SUCKFACE needs YOUR Help... She has been having family problems, but on top of that she has been having some legal problems & health issues of her own.... She ended up missing court because she was in the hospital & she needs $235 dollars to stay out of JAIL.... PLEASE PLEASE... if you love this girl, contact me plz? She has been absolutely wonderful 2 every one of us..and now its our time to help one of our favorite fubarians safe. Go visit her profile & remind this great friend of ours that she is constantly in our prayers & thoughts... suckface™@ fubar Please ask me how you can help! I will contact Stacey if anybody wants to help and give you her information... xoxoxoxoxoxo

A Scary Story!!!
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in

Hehe Repost Of A Blog That Got Burned
I was going to hold out and give these people a chance but hell no i've had a long enough day...you would know if you read my other blogs!! These pieces of wasted filth ask and beg for Auto's, blings so they can level..yet most will never give a second thought to not do a damn thing and if they do it's minimal mainly after you rate their pics so here are the scum that entertained my time: 10/29 http://fubar.com/user/2227639 Jodi 928 Rated, nothing returned!! 10/28 http://fubar.com/user/1634986 Tanager 131 Auto's and 29 regular, nothing ever returned http://fubar.com/user/2142497 His babydoll 131 10/27 http://fubar.com/user/938996 xmasbaby 1183 10/26 http://fubar.com/user/919604 Infared re-rated about seventy and 1cr bling, 2422 Total Rated http://www.fubar.com/user/1520759 Tarnished Halo 1169 Rated and only a profile rate returned 10/18 ok, to Laura....i'll be fair to her and remove it..but usually im on top othis so giving the benefit of the doubt ill re

Important!!! Fc Members Read!!!
I have been informed that RedWingHunny is very ill. She has pneumonia. Please keep her in your prayers. Send Get well wishes and/or a present if you so wish. Also, Wizard has left the Circle. No reason given. Thank all of you for being such a great group. Luv ya all!! Hoakie

Adopt A Doug
You know you want someone to cuddle up with and keep ya warm on those cold nights. I am housetrained I like to play fetch I make a great watch dog! (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window? - Patti Page - Patti Page BTW, all my earnings are to be donated to help a good friend in need of financial support.!

Pub Crawl Nov 15!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15 starting at 7 pm in SALEM, MA The Pub Crawl Schedule: Finz - 7 - 7:45 CAPTS (Pickering Wharf) - 8 - 8:45 Dodge Street Bar & Grill - 9 - 9:45 Lobster Shanty 9:45 - 10 (guzzle and go) O'Neill's - 10 - 11 Rockafella's - 11 - Close We hope to see you all there. Get the word out. Repost this to your friends that you would like to join the crawl! If you have questions, send me a PM. Maybe I'll see you out! Jeff

Life Can Be Dangerous
Wow Ya never realize just how dangerous our own backyards are. and just how some innocent playing can turn almost deadly.... This past Sunday, my 2 boys & 2 of their friends, were playing all day together outside enjoying the warm weather...in & out of each others yards, doing things boys do. Having a good ole time. Well, an almost fatal accident happened, sending them to the hospital in ambulances,when for some reason or another, the 4 of them picked up a piece of aluminum gutter that was in the neighbors yard and lifted it into the air. When they lost control of the wobbly piece of 20-30' gutter it hit the wires that run across the back yards.... causing an electrical shock to go through their bodies and literally leave 2nd & 3rd degree electrical burns on 2 of the boys. One being my oldest son, who is 10, and his best friend, who is also 10 (SatrShines' son). The other 2 boys (one being my son, who is 7) were not actually touching the gutter upon contact, bu

Shedding The Hatred...
...I'm not good at this whole "blog" thing, so please bare with me... =P I'm a news-hound, I admit it. I especially like to watch the BBC news. Nice to see some "real news" that doesn't concern the latest winner on "American Idol" or who the fuck shot 50-Cent THIS week... As I watched the global news, I DID feel even PROUDER of being an American!!! It seems the world has seen America as a country built on the backs of slaves... ...though I could easily point the finger back at MANY of "civil" countries, it's not my point... The world was proud that one of it's youngest countries (yet oldest democracy) has risen up beyond the darkest time in it's short history. "America has a BLACK president"..... Now, I hope we can shed the hatred... Now, I hope we can get back to the issues... ....oh wait, it never WAS about the issues, just history right?!? See me in four?!? JAI 2012!

My -first- Personal Blog ... And My Last ? Lmao
12/26/08 update Well, it t'was a Charley Brown Xmas ... to a point. Lemme tell you, those of you who are divorced, become FRIENDS with your ex. Firstly, the kids will THRIVE. Second, when the chips are down, they'll step up. We never cut it as man and wife, should have STAYED friends. It works SO much better. Christmas was WELL taken care of. The kids had a good time. Of course, having THREE sets of Grandparents doesn't hurt either. :) I'm planning on a small Xmas in January for the extended family and friends. Still nothing from AT&T ... -Supposedly- the 'check is in the mail' .... Shall see. Till then, there's food in the pantry, gas in the truck and I've got all day to clean, clean, clean !!! (And, perhaps, a bit of Fu :P ) I finally have time to get this place the way I like it !! :):) Again, Thank you ALL for your support. ... ... GAWD, I sound like a Wine Cooler Commercial. Yeah, I'm old. :P:P .. Can you name the brand?? :P *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~ Well .

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I Miss You Too. :d
Hey people! I've been busy living! Amazing, isn't it? :P I miss my chats with the few people who really tickled my intellectual and humor fancies alike on here. I'm busy focusing my energy on studying before I finish mentoring for my volunteer position. In addition to that, I've been hanging out with my best friend. Remember the guy I thought I was meant to be with? It turns out we're just meant to be friends. :) So I'm still single.... but still picky as heck and even more importantly.... I'm not ready for a romantic relationship. However, my latest MuMM leaves me a in a bit of a pickle? I still don't know what to do. I'm curious what all of you have been up to?????? Drop me a line and let me know what's up, buds. I miss you too! :) MUAHS to all y'all! :) In Love And Light, Meg aka 3G/Threegy

Corn Bread Cassarole < 3
(this goes so friggin awesome with Chili, or BBQ or as a side for holidays....people devour it...so i always make adouble batch for get-togethers) Ingredients: 1 box of Jiffy Corn Muffin Mix 4oz sour cream 1/3 cup sugar 1 can creamed corn 1 can whole kernel corn Prep: preheat oven to 350 deg grease 13X9 pan, or 2 9" round cake pans. make Jiffy Corn Muffin Mix as directed on box (1egg, 1/3c milk) then mix in sourcream, sugar, creamed corn and whole kernel corn. pour into greased pan bake for 1 hour, or until very golden brown on top. let cool for 5-10min before serving enjoy!

Jay Hoody The Bipolar Bitch
JAY HOODY , OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME CHANGE IS IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS. FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT BLOG ..... I KNOW YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE , SO WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO FOR ENTERTAINMENT BESIDES WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD !!! 1 - YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF BLACK PEOPLE FOR BEING BLACK. I'D LOVE TO DROP YOU OFF IN THE REAL HOOD . I ONLY WISHED THEY WOULDA FOLLOWED US. I WOULD HAVE GLADLY PULLED OVER FOR THEM TO BEAT YOUR ASS. YOU SAID A BLACK MAN BOUGHT YOUR V.I.P. , YET YOU INSIST ON SCREAMING NIGGER AND NIGGER LOVER AT EVERYONE. AND THE STATEMENT YOU WON'T BE WITH A GIRL THATS BEEN WITH A BLACK MAN. RACIST ? 2 FACED ? CHECK ! 2 - THE ONLY BODY PART OF MINE THAT TOUCHED YOU WAS MY LIPS YOU POSED FOR THAT STUPID DEFAULT PIC. WHAT FUCKIN SENCE DOES IT MAKE THAT I'D GIVE YOU HEAD AND I NOT GET OFF. IF I AINT BUSTING A NUT , NO ONE ELSE IS EITHER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW THAT SOUNDS COMING OUT OF A FEMALES MOUTH BUT THAT'S THE DAMN TRUTH. I KEPT YOU ON THE

Azriel And Hoody
American Psycho - D-12 Yea i know this is drama, and YEA i know that MOST of you already know these two fucks, and all about their bullshit...but fuck it, im FTW, and i do what i want, (until ADMIN decides to boot me again!! LOL) DJ AZRIEL Is this a face you want for the FUBAR SPOTLIGHT? I would CERTAINLY hope not...This douche is a stalker, a psychopath, and has been known to threaten both women, and YES, EVEN THEIR CHILDREN... PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO THIS DUDES SPOTLIGHT FUND, AND IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, YOU WOULD BE SMART TO AVOID HIM. IF YOU'RE A MAN THAT HAS RESPECT FOR WOMEN, THEN U SHOULD HATE THIS DUDE JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS HIM ON THIS SITE....Sorry for the DRAMA bully, but im just sick and tired of seeing him beg for fubucks, KNOWING that some unsuspecting woman that doesnt know his past will fall for his shit...I do have screen shots of his behavior, along with some other WORTHLESS HOODY WEARING FUCKER....lol Click the pic to go to his page, blo

Reassignment........
ok so I got this new job working in a beer distributorship warehouse about 2 weeks ago...... Im already getting reassigned (temporarily) to a truck route because one of the drivers hurt himself. Here's the real kicker, they didnt trust anyone else in the warehouse to do the job. What an ego boost........ GO TEAM ME!

50 Questions
1. What was the highlight of your week? trip to DC today 2. Whose car were you in last? my car ALL DAY cause my wife doesn't want me to smoke in hers 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? whenever some in front of me puckers up 4. What color shirt are you wearing? white, and it says something like fitness club on it. hahahah! 5. How long is your hair? it will probably be touching my ears by Friday 6. Are you good looking? i'm average, but I have been told I "clean up nice" 7. Last person you hugged? Stefler right before she went to bed 8. How long was your last phone call? that would have been at work Saturday night, probably 1 or 2 minutes (I try to be a dickhead so people will hang up sooner) 9. Last thing you ate? jalepno poppers and curly fries (had a lite dinner since I ate ribs AND bbq chicken for lunch) 10. Last thing you drank? coffee 11. When was the last time you had your heart broken? 2005 and I don't want to go there again

Do You Feel Like You Learned Something?
What is a High Ankle Sprain? by Amy ________, ATC A high ankle sprain is a term used to describe a type of ankle sprain. A sprain is the stretching and/or tearing of a ligament. The ligament associated with a high ankle sprain is the syndesmosis or syndesmotic ligament. This is why the proper term for a high ankle sprain is syndesmotic sprain. The syndesmotic ligament is a large ligament that holds the two lower leg bones together. These two bones are the tibia (shin bone) and the fibula. This ligament is most likely torn with an increased external rotation (turned to the outside) at the ankle joint or forced dorsiflexion (the foot pointed up). This injury is more common that has been realized in the past. Symptoms The person with a high ankle sprain will complain of severe pain and loss of function in the ankle joint. The pain will be increased if the athlete’s lower leg is squeezed. This squeezing of the lower leg is called the squeeze test and is a classic test for det

~ Moi Deux ~
~ Me Two ~ Today I feel transparent...no guard is up, haven't been this way in a while. So here are more ramblings of a person lost in reflection......I'm an Incurable, Certified, Hopeless Romantic. I am a Homebody...preferring to stay home then tear up the town. I don't consume alcohol except on special occassions or Holidays....don't get me wrong..I like the taste but my Grandfather was alcoholic so I am predisposed more than others to liking it. It's a matter of choice. I have been on the wrong side of hurt more times than I can remember and wonder why the person we open up to can lie and be deceptive. I read books voraciously. I'm a Dork when it comes to technology but because I believe the less we rely on it the better off we are in maintaining our strengths as a person. I analyze too much. Peeps that try pulling one over hate that cuz they get caught. I write...mostly letters or thoughts/poems but almost never send them....just release them and let them go. I have sent before tho

So What Should We Do?
Ok as everyone knows Poetic is away for awhile...She has her reasons and their hers of course to discuss if she chooses to when she comes back...Its been asked of me by several members whats going to happen to the crew...Well I am more then willing to continue to post blogs for ppl needing leveling...But I think that decision should be agreed by all...Sooooooo whatcha think Fubar's Finest Levelers!!!

Never Trust A Red Head
Looking at the History of my Love Life.... Any man I love, am married to, in a relationship with or even interested in all have the same frickin thing in common....they ditched my ass for a red head. Ironically, my natural color is strawberry blonde. My kid is a red head and most of my family are red heads. My ex husband is with a red head. My first love Brian Matthias, is now ..get this..married to a red head named DONNA. Gilberto that was the first man I felt something for after the mariage left me for a red head named Mel. PS recently smoked me for a red head from Oklafuckinghoma...and now? EDITED EDITED EDITED!!!!! OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE HAS TAKEN THIS BLOG WRONG!!!! PRESUME WHAT EVER YOU WANT I AM SICK OF DEFENDING MYSELF!!!!! GET A LIFE! That's it! I give the F*CK UP!

Lets Make A Deal
I have been wandering around fubar and every so often I see these auction things going on...people offering to rate picks and make comments and get people drunk and make signs whatever whatever...I thought to myself hey I already do all that for free!...time to get paid!..you want me to do some stuff for you?...make your demands and a offer and message me and I will tell you if I accept!...all interesting trades considered!...if multiple bids are taken multiple winners are possible!...auction never ends unless I end it!...the only thing not for bid is my name nobody will ever own me dammit!

The Test Results Are In.........ugh!!!!!
Dear Friends & Family, My MRI results are in and folks its gonna be a long road for me. The severity of my arthritis is worse than first thought. I have to start taking a slew of meds to control it. They have started me on Methotrexate 2.5mg (this is widely used in cancer patients) and I have to take 6 pills all at once, once a week. The side effects will be HORRIBLE!!! I could and probably will lose some of my hair, severe nausea, vomiting, stomach pain and dizziness or drowsiness, even anemia could occur. They have given me a RX for folic acid to help minimize some of these effects. Then they have put me on a daily steroid (Prednisone 5mg) to help with the swelling. They have also told me that my Vitamin D level is still dangerously low and they are increasing my dose of that as well. I have to go to the doctor once a month for blood work because of the possible damage to my liver from all these meds I'm on. If these meds don't diminish some of my pain and swelling, I h

How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
You Are 40% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Average You're about as sexy as the average person on the street. There's no secret to gaining more sex appeal - you just need to be a bit bolder! How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Toy Drives!!!
I remember growing up, being so poor and the envy I always felt towards others during Christmas time. My father was a dead beat dad! child support interfered with his drinking. My mother left alone with four boys, struggled to make ends meet and did a fair job of it. Eight years old riding the bus after winter break was a living hell for me. Kids with new clothes and shoes, my stinky old sneakers would always get covered by my book bag for the whole ride. My jacket always a hand-me-down, was full of holes and the zipper very delicate. Only thing new on me was my sweater, my grand mother new I liked thick sweaters, I could always count on grandma for one of those. The teasing would start on the first day returning to school and would last till mid January. "Jeepers Creepers look at them old sneakers"! I heard it so much in a two week period I would try to match it with music. Kids can be real cruel, and when your the "poor" kid, you become the target of everyone. I even ran away

Trust
Trust is something that I give freely, because due to things in my brain, I assume that all people will do as they say. I met a woman on this site, and I put all of my trust in her. She knew about my head injury and how things said and done could/would affect me emotionally. So after talking for a few weeks, she decided that she would tell me she would come and see me for the week of my birthday. We made plans and everything seemed to be going well, then it got to be the day before she was going to leave. She told me that she wanted to see me so much that she was going to leave a day early. So she was leaving Friday afternoon at 4, or so she said. Friday around 10, after she should have been here, I text her and ask her if she is close, and she replies "No, I took a wrong turn." Finally I find out where she is and she is in Tennessee where it is storming. She says that she is going to get a room for the night there, so I am like ok. I ask her when she will be headed this way and she st

Just Talk
It baffles me that on here some of the common rules of being a friend go out the window. That instead of a supposed friend coming to you on here and saying hey I'm mad at you for doing this or that or upset with you, etc, etc...they just block me. Um sorry but in my life if a friend does something to bother me...I talk to them. I tell them what is up and give them the chance to explain themselves. Today I'm going to be taking a closer look at everyone on my family list and removing people I don't think there is trust with. The reason why is cause the last person to block me yesterday was a family member, supposedly a good friend but they couldn't come talk to me and say they were mad? And the worst thing is...they are mad about me not RATING THEM. I even told them why I hadn't. Saturday night and all day Sunday and today...I've been sick. The one side of the back of my throat is so swollen. I mean it sticks about about 1/4 to 1/2 inch more than it should. It hurts just s

More Tests
Just got off the phone with the breast imaging department. They talked with my surgeon and decided to do another ultrasound, and possibly a fine needle aspiration. After that, if necessary, they can do another core biopsy or whatever... all starting tomorrow morning at 7:30. At least it's moving along...

Soooo.....
there comes a time when all things must come to an end...we have had some good times and bad times on here....we have laughed and cried and threw fits and it was great...but now after doing some thinking and with other things on my plate i am considering deleting my account and moving on from here...i have closed all my pix and blogs not knowing whether they will be open again you have all been great..some more than others and tonight i came to a realization that there are more important things out there so without further ado..i bid you adieu for now

A Math One
My mom called me up today to ask me this There are 7 girls on a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack is 7 female cats (momma cats) and each momma cat has 7 kittens. How many legs are on the bus? And for every smartass who will retort "none...there are no legs on buses.." the rest of us will know you just can't answer the question.

Please Read
As some of you may be aware, there is one person who has become very special to me and as I stated in previous blogs I will be making some changes……. I care very much for this person and do not wish to do anything that will hurt or harm them in any way……so with this in mind, I wish to make it clear that from now, all I can offer to all bare this one special lady, is nothing but friendship, caring and understanding……….nothing more Please respect me for making this decision as for once I intend to do something for me for once and that is to build a happy future for myself for once. Thank you for your understanding in this and I hope you will all respect and understand this decision. To you all…………….thank you To the One…………….I love you

Blah. Men.
My ex husband got laid off from work. I agreed that I'd give him a break on part of the child support because he's not making as much, but told him he had to take our daughter more often to make up for the loss in daycare. Well, I was talking to him today and found out he's blowing like 2 hundred a week in gas money driving to and from his gf's house and in liquor. He has yet to help with taking our daughter as well. He seems to think I have no right to get angry with him. I can afford to pay mine and the kids bills on what I make, but it makes things really tight. I don't think its fair that I have to tell my son that we can't go see Bolt this weekend because daddy hasn't paid his child support because he has a new drinking problem. Maybe I'm way off base, but it isn't fair to the kids. They don't need to be indulged and lavished with gifts, but sheesh....I'd like to be able to do something fun with the kids. I shouldn't have to be so scared of my finances....

Help A Cubby!
Okay if you don't know who Cubby is what the hell is wrong with you! Wait...that's another topic for another day...right now...looking for help for a friend! Even if you just rate the pic that'll help! And while you're there leave at least one comment saying you did. If you feel like leaving a few comments...great!

Things That Make Me Smile
Watching a BMW hit a guard rail Watching my boss get frustrated with his stupidity Smell of sewage and piss (reminds me of Moscow) Telling people my hotel is sold out, when its not Watching a stupid kid fall and cry after being obnoxious

Sad.. If You Don't Know How To Ask... Don't..
i WILL JUST BLOG A-HOLES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN! CASE IN POINT (START AT THE BOTTOM AND READ UP); ->BnC: yeah but i'm NOT BUGGING YOU ASSHOLE BnC: an u def aren't cute ->BnC: fuck off loser BnC: yes, u r very desperate ->BnC: cute ->BnC: not even cut ->BnC: and scary ->BnC: desperate.. ->BnC: oh you are tripping.. ->BnC: you too old to ask this immature BnC: i aksed to see ur other pics, an u ask me "what's in it for me" like imma buy ur old ass somethin ->BnC: move on little boy ->BnC: so why ya bugging me? BnC: no, u jus scarein me n everyone else ->BnC: and who's the real FU whore anyway? not me *lol* ->BnC: yeah.. whatever *lol*.. but i'm not buggin you am i? BnC: old ass fugly FU whore at that! BnC: lol o k ->BnC: and i don't need FU jerks on mine BnC: i don't need FU whores on my friends list! BnC: lol wow............. ummm nm then ->BnC: yes, i am nice.. but if you're not my lover.. there's no point in seeing is there? BnC: b/c u r nice?

My Identity Stolen
So a friend of mine came to me here on Fubar and says Hey how did you find me on my yearbook i was so very confused i had never belonged to that site (until yesterday) well i was so completely shocked i could not believe it so they sent me this persons home page ..i just about flipped out she IT even stole my Lacey name but using BRIGGS as a last name this person has well over 6000 friends and using MY pictures then i go back on here this morning and the account i started last night is gone and this FAKE is still there I have posted unedited photos of me on there some of the ones this person is using are the cropped version and only i have the full pictures i can not believe this abuse has happened to me i have heard about it happening to others just never thought it would me http://www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=cmVnaXN0cmF0aW9uX3Byb2ZpbGUmdXNlcmlkPTE1Mzk2Njg3 This person is NOT ME and if you are a member of my year book please know this is not me this is

Talk
I always get accused of not talking to people. But thats only because I always expect for people to talk to me first. I hate feeling like I'm bothering someone when I strike a convo first. I"m very apologetic in that way. Weirrd

Written By Emanon !! Thanx Justin ...i Almost Peed!! Bwahahhaaaa
subject: Fu-Dictionary... post date: 2008-11-24 15:19:07 views: 284 comments: 58 ratings: 0 Fubar Dictionary... (Written by Emanon) To be taken as a joke.. satire if you will... if you take it to heart then futard please block me!!!... 1)Fu-tard (men)/Fu-tart (woman) Some one who believes the world outside of fu is non-existent there for spends their lives to on this site... How to spot a futard.... Some one who is easily hurt by simple words of strangers... Some one who gets irate at a different opinion then their own... 2)Legend- Someone.. usually a woman who lacks self esteem and is defined by the color of their name and how many fans that they have How to spot a legend... Continuous bulletin repost telling you to fan some one so they keep legend status Continuous bulletin repost saying help me make her legend 3)FuWhore- Some one who finds self worth in the amount of bling they can accumulate in the shortest amount of time How to spot a

For The Nosy Azz's
OK FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW THE WHOLE DAMN STORY ABOUT A B K WELL FRIST OFF HE BAN SOMEONE FROM THE LOUNGE WHEN THE GUY CAME BACK IN HE ASKED WHY WAS I BOOTED FROM THE LOUNGE A B K SAID ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY THE GUY ASKED WHAT WAS HE SUPOSED TO SAY SORRY FOR AND A B K REPETED ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SORRY THE ASKED FOR WHAT AND A B K BAN HIM WHEN ANOTHER STAFF ASKED WHY HE GOT MAD AND LEFT T.S (TEAM SPEAK) FOR ALL WHO DONT KNOW WHAT T.S IS AND LEFT THE LOUNGE AND YAHOO SO NO ONE COULD ASK WHY THE GUY WAS BANNED SO HIS MODS WAS TAKIN UNTILL HE COULD SAY WHY HE BANNED THE GUY CAUSE WHEN THEY SEARCHED THE CHAT BOX NO ONE COULD SEE ANY THING THE GUY DID WRONG TO GET BOOTED AND BEFORE THE GUY GOT BOOTED ANOTHER MEMBER ASKED HIM TO S/B ( SHOUT BOX ) THEM AND A B K SAID WHAT EVER YOU GOT TO SAY IT CAN BE SAID IN THE LOUNGE HE DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL ANYONE THEY CANT TALK TO ANOTHER MEMBER IN S/B SO WHEN HE FOUNFD OUT HE GOT HIS MODS TAKIN AWAY HE STARTED WHINNIN LIKE I BITCH ABOUT IT AS FO

Ronery?
So hubby asked me today why all my friends are either depressed, or lonely, or both. And if there is some screening process that I have to gain attn from people like that. I was like WTF? But then, most of my friends ARE like that. I am a good listener, and people have always vented to me with their problems, anxieties, etc. And I appreciate that. Why do I bother? When I was little, I only WISH I could have had someone that would even remotely listen. My parents did their best to completely ignore me, and so did most of my "friends" (xcept for one, which I love to death). So I know how it feels to want to spill it out, or to cry on someone's shoulder, and have absolutely no one to help. I enjoy people confiding in me, since it makes me feel like I am taking them away from the state that I was in myself all my life. I just wish I had Fubar back then, to connect to random ppl. But then again, not alot of ppl here understand Russian :)

Two Things
1st) THANK GOD they found mo's daughter.. i am VERY happy they found her... now she needs her ass beat :D 2nd) i am feeling like a fangirl right now.. I read the whole twilight series a while back and loved it... i just went and seen the movie.. I LOVEDDDDDDDD it.. OMG it was perfect... very VERY few changes from book to film i am all giddy and fangirly now :D

What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Saturn Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?

Why
iam really sick of some people on here how shallow they are with alot of things no one is perfect and iam not even close to being some what perfect . and on that note yea i have a big scar its on my belly i got it from birth and it means alot to me if you cant take me for me then you dont need me . in anyway i cant understand why some people are like they but yet they bitch and wine when others do that to them and then they got the nerve to ask why why cant others accept people for who they are and not what they can do or what they can be

What Role Do You Play?
You Are the Guru You are a naturally good counselor. You are inspiring, encouraging, and compassionate. You are eager to help everyone who crosses your path, even those who don't want to be helped. You are a natural healer. People feel at peace when they are with you. You are so good for people, in fact, that they go through withdrawal once you're gone. You quietly do your own thing, without openly resisting. You secretly try to fix every problem. Your biggest regret is not being able to help as many people as you'd like. What Role Do You Play?

Thank You
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What A Boob
this guy rated me a 1. of all things....a 1. I'm sure i'm not everyone's idea of beautiful....beauty is, indeed, relative, but as i learned long ago, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. this isn't exactly a glamour competition here on fubar, but i've never gone around giving people arbitrary 1s. I've never rated anyone a 1. so, what a boob! http://www.fubar.com/user/2321703 thanks, jim morrison.

Thank You
I would like to thank you all for the kind words, thoughts and prayers that I received on my mum's anniversary. It means so much, that I have such great friends that care about me and what goes on in my life. I truly hope that I can be here for you, as much as you have been here for me. We went away for a short break to Portugal to try and take my mind off of things. We had a great time, even though the weather wasn't too brilliant. Seems it was the coldest spell they had in over 10 years, but good friends, and lots of laughs made up for that. On a sad note, we received a phone call on Saturday afternoon that Eleanor's mum had died and that it was our oldest son, Graeme, that had found her. We are, of course, devastated that this has happened, but she had not been in the best of health for a long time and was, in all probability, more of a blessing for her, as she is no longer in any pain. Once again I would like to thank you all for the support shown to me. your friend Adam

A Game
so, a game is to explain why its better to be a girl or a boy. im the first. "its better to be a girl because we don't need to shave our faces every day". and the next person should tell why its better to be a boy (doesn't matter who it will be - a boy or a girl). clear?

Man Wanted
If I were to put an "Man Wanted" ad out...here's what it would read: Man Wanted. Between the ages of 20-27, 6'0+, preferably country, or from the south. Love blonde hair, but not required. No thin guys, but no overweight one's either. Work out once or twice a week. Must love: horses, country music, trucks. Driving a truck is bonus points, and guys with cars need not apply. Applicants apply within. =P

Thank You All!!!!
I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL MUCH LATELY [ HAVEN'T EEN WELL. I WAS TRNSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL ON SEPTEMER 17, 2008 AND I STOPPED BREATHING ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL, LUCKILY THEY GOT ME BREATHING AGAIN BEFORE WE GOT TO THE HOSPITAL. I HAVE REALLY SEVERE ASTHMA AND I AM STILL IN THE HOSPITAL TO THIS DAY I GOT TRANSFERRED TO LAHEY IN BURLINGTON, MA WHERE MY PULMONARY SPECIALIST IS. THEY HAVE SOME OF THE TOP SPECIALISTS HERE. I KNOW I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MANT OF YOU AND MY INBOX IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH MAIL THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET TO AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM SORRY. I REALLY APPECIATE ALL HE GET WELL GIFT, PRAYER & KIND WORDS, BUT I HAVE ALL THE ENERGY I CAN DO JUST TO GET OUT OF BED AND WALK A FEW FEET. I WILL PROBABLY BE IN HERE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 2-3 MORE WEEKS LONGER, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE HOME FORE CHRISTMAS. BUT PLEASE I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND PLEASE BEAR WITH ME UNTIL I GET WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I AM IGNORING YOU.

Joys And Pains
Working on a university campus can have it's joys, and it's heartaches. I experienced two in my short little jaunt up to the union to get some lunch. First, I must describe my feelings towards the undergraduate: they are dumb. Not all of them, mind you, there are very intelligent people in college, but for the most part Americans see college as a great place to go and party and hope to pass. I'm ashamed of the American education system in that most college students know more about what to mix with red bull to make a "ballin" drink than they do about the English language they are bending over the proverbial bed and screwing until it begs for mercy. And that brings me to my heartache experienced on overhearing the following just a few minutes ago on a campus of higher learning: "I ain't do straight on dat english test." I'm going to suggest you take a moment to read that, reflect on it, and let your anger out however you see fit. I'll wait. It's for this reason that our society wil

Ex Is An Ex Is An Ex
So my divorce will be final tomorrow...YAY me! The soon2be Ex filed in October, he sure seemed in a hurry..and now I know why..he is getting married.that is right folks...the man who went literally crazy when he found out about my boyfriend in August..is already engaged...and he gave me shit about me being 10 yrs older than my boyfriend..now his Fiance is 27..LMFFAO and he is 41..of course when he told me..I literally said "SCORE" ..and then he still had the balls to say that it is different with men being older..what a fvcktard! Anyways..the kicker is he was such a shitty father to his children, he is gonna adopt her kids..WTF? Ok..just wanted to ramble here.. But hey..Cannibal will be officially DIVORCED tomorrow..

One-word Only Super Savings Extravaganza!!!
One word answers, as stolen from blah blah thievity blah. 1. Where is your cell phone? Pants. 2. Your significant other? Home. 3. Your hair? Spiky. 4. Your mother? Sigh. 5. Your father? Woods. 6. Your favorite thing? Love. 7. Your dream last night? Erotic. 8. Your favorite drink? Guinness. 9. Your dream/goal? Writing. 10. The room you're in? Cubicle. 11. Music? Audiobooks. 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive. 14. Where were you last night? Pines. 15. What you're not? Motivated. 16. Muffins? Hairless. 17. One of your wish list items? Her. 18. Where you grew up? Burbs. 19. The last thing you did? Worked. 20. What are you wearing? Clothes. 21. TV? Off. 22. Your pets? Meow. 23. Your computer? Idling. 24. Your life? Unproductive. 25. Your mood? Ennui. 26. Missing someone? Always. 27. Favorite Store? Borders. 30. Your summer? Hot. 31. Like someone? Absolutely. 32. Your favorite color? Ocean. 33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday? 34. Last

Random
Looking for some snowtires for my Blazer I ran across a consumer report that said the Goodyear Fortera Silent Armour was the #1 rated all season suv and light truck tire. I have that tire, It sucks on snow. Imust not be a consumer :(. I'm really moody today, sorry.

»vixen260«
And here is Vixen! Haha well actually as we know..this is not vixen..but this is Claire! :) Bill is completely to blame for crossing our paths. She was one of the three...DLCSS wives. LOL Through the time we have been friends I can't tell you how much her friendship has meant to me or possibly thank her enough for all of her generosity. She has a never ending heart. And if her heart showed you'd see it clear as can be on her sleeve. God makes hearts like this and when you stumble upon them...you should be thankful to be touched by it. Sounds awfully sappy I am sure..but she is a very kindred soul..more like me than not in at least that sense. I would be lost without her friendship. *wipes the tears* LOvE you Claire!! »vixen260«@ fubar ♥

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Kitchen 2. Your significant other? Eleanor 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother? PA 5. Your father? Home 6. Your favorite thing? toys 7. Your dream last night? er... 8. Your favorite drink? Milk 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? Living 11. Music? ROCK!!! 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? 40!!! 14. Where were you last night? Darts 15. What you're not? Gay 16. Muffins? Yes 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? Scotland 19. The last thing you did? This 20. What are you wearing? Smile 21. TV? Sport 22. Your pets? Dogs 23. Your computer? Laptop 24. Your life? weird 25. Your mood? Happy 26. Miss

I Just Discovered
I just discovered the greatest candy EVER. I got this at the dollar tree yesterday just to try it out. OMG! I have never had candy this good. It was almost orgasmic! If you like cinnabon then you have to try this candy.

Moldy...i Think Alix Talked To This Guy Once
ubarf: oh my great goodness! you have some awesome cleavage. how much did it cost you to get those? ->ubarf: you should know real when you see it ubarf: rofl, actually I do, I just said that to get your attention rofl....do you enjoy letting them out to breathe? ->ubarf: i have to or they will get moldy ubarf: nice...do you yahoo? webcam? lol um, in your dreams, dude.

All Sumed Up
Well the fun is about over Monica is heading out soon. I teh sads we had a blast. She ate everything in site and took shits the size of her head. We had a great time losing our money at casino and had a blast at party last night. I got fucked up (like I really needed to say that) she had me wear some come fuck me boots and this bitch has never worn heels in her life, the balls of my feet are fucking killing me today and I feel like shit. She even got my drunk ass on the dance floor. It was fun sorry no pics we suck. So think good thoughts as she will be on the icy roads soon headed back home :( P.S. She will be getting a bill for my carpet. I &hearts Monica

One Time Only,...
Ok, so this is the one time I am gonna take time to do a blog, and only so my friends don't havta wonder. I am not gonna do the status msg saying "i am done with fubar", cuz that is just someone wanting attn anyway. I really have no need for that or any desire to be talked out of this. I am deleting my acct before the night is over. No one is the problem, and no one has been a jerk to me. I just think I do not get the whole "online social" thing. I am just me, and sometimes that doesn't translate well into stupid SB chats or whatever. My real friends know me and understand that 90 percent of what I say is just BS, just me joking around, and they laugh along with me. But here, ppl just take things the wrong way, and then they overreact instead of letting me explain. Anyway, I only stayed at fubar past the first day or two anyway because I met some amazing ppl. Mary and her husband Tim. They are in my family and if you read this before I delete, Luv them. They are awesome

Tats And Piercings
I hate them. Why? a) they are stupid and pointless when in excess b) its a good sign that a man is overly selfobsessed and narcissistic about his appearance Nipple piercings and tongue rings are my peeve, esp when guys show them off. THere ARE some exceptions, so don't get butt hurt.

Purple Dog Tag Project Preliminary
This is my first post..its gonna be a shade random. I came across the Purple Dog Tag on a friends page. Its for a charity that donates to wounded soldiers coming home from combat in the middle east. I clicked it and thought..THAT's Cool. I ordered a bunch and intend to give them out for christmas presents. They give 90% to the charity which is an organization that is running pretty close to STRICTLY bare bones costs and donating the rest to the charity. This is one of my greatest concerns...they are doing a good job..soo....they have my support. http://www.purpledogtag.com/ I will Put this in more posts later better fleshed out..this is to catch up with the blast I posted. An Idea occurred to me and I decided to run a contest. I will create a file for Purple Dog Tag Salutes. Exact details will be in a later post..but will require a purple dog tag displayed prominently worn around your neck and a special salute(details forthcoming). Not everybody has even the 10 bucks required to

=(
I have now come to a conclusion that my life isnt as bad as I think most of the time. I was woke up at 5 by my German telling me his mom died :( He lost his dad earlier this year :( I have got to be strong for him!!!

Auto 11 Up For Auction - Fubucks Only Auction Ends Thursday Dec 18th At 11pm Est
This auction is strictly a FUBUCK auction. I am Using the proceeds to help out a close friend of mine! BIDDING STARTS @ 3 million. AUCTION ENDS ON THURSDAY, DEC 18th at 11pm EST! JUST LEAVE A COMMENT FOR YOUR BID! Happy bidding and good luck to all! Much Love! JUST LEAVE A COMMENT FOR YOUR BID! AUCTION ENDS DEC 18th @ 11pm EST time - Happy Bidding!!

Are Those Little Men?
Yes, they are. sort of. They're kokopellis. Koko-who? Kokopellis. What's a kokopelli? Did I say that right? No, you probably didn't. But, I'll satisfy your curiousity anyway. Kokopelli is a Southwest Native American deity who represents a myriad of things. He is often featured as a humpbacked flute player and symbolizes fertility. He is featured in myth waltzing into villages playing his flute to change winter to spring and leaving all maidens with child by morning. He is also representative of music and dancing and the art of storytelling. He is mischievous and fun. He is order in chaos and inherently sexual. I like him.

Downtown Girl Or Uptown
You Are Midtown You love so many things, you don't fit into any one label. Your city girl persona goes to a fancy restaurant one night and a dive bar the next. You can fit in almost anywhere. You feel equally comfortable in jeans and a little black dress. You are unpretentious. You are neither a snob nor a hipster. You're just you. Are You An Uptown Girl or Downtown Girl?

Dating Persona Crap (i'm Bored)
The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries. We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust a

Quite The Little Talker
okay, first, let me say that I am not all too talkative in person. I don't feel the need to fill empty spaces with mindless gibberish and do think that comfortable silences can be some of the best moments of life. The kiddo's dad is not much of a talker either. Thankfully. Evan somehow takes after neither of us. He talks nonstop from waking until sleep. There are even nights I hear him muttering while dreams play through that creative little brain of his. (I often wonder what the hell is going on during those times). Today, my first real interaction was about a turtle. 'Momma, Momma!! There's a turtle in the floor. the kitchen floor. look. see him? see him on the floor? right there!' 'There's a turtle on the floor? Okay, I'll get him in a minute.' (we have 7 crafty little turtles who enjoy finding ways to escape despite the fact they were roadside rescues. ungrateful bastards). He runs back into the kitchen. Two seconds later-'Momma, he walked. come see him. right now. ho

Hurricane (saturn And Gaia)
I see you beneath me. Spread out so far and beautiful. As the sunshine warms you, I feel you touch me. Reaching out to me. Feeding me with your kindness. I feel the warmth of your touch. The warm moist breath from your call to me. I answer. Together we are in harmony. To others, we are a dread reminder of how mortal they are. My answer to your call is told on the wind. I grow at the thought of your smooth perfect body beneath me. So calm. Playfully letting me feed on the draft you send. I come. Gleefully, I ask you to dance with me. O how I pity them that cannot understand such a perfect union. My own perspiration falls upon you like an early evening dew. We meet. We begin our ritual. They try to get away, but their souls know. It is too late. They will share and witness our love for each other. The sun has set, beyond our horizons and night falls. It begins. I see you begin to dance for me. You feel me grow. You can see my strength. In a flash, our dance gi

Christmas / Holiday Salutes
Who Would Be Willing To Make Me A Christmas/Holiday Salute?? Can Be Any Type You Would Like.. I Will Give You Something In Return Also ... Have A Great Holiday Season.. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year To Everyone.

I Hate You! Help!
You have to love it when people who start conversations by cursing you out suddenly try to be your friend, simply because they see it as a challenge. This particular chick thought that I could help her with a problem she was having. Here's her misery, for your possible amusement... "oh really I , me, have ur attention.... okay first of all...this is kinda long but bear with me... I was talking to this guy on here, we were pretty good friends I thought,... But neway, I'm married to a prick (kinda like you) so I enjoy the the good conversation, anyway every now and then we'd talk a little dirty but nuttin too bad you know, but then he's all of a sudden wanting me to call him and him me and shit... I'm like no if you call here my husbands gonna go fuckin crazy so..... my retarded ass calls him, ( i know he's got my number now) but i'm not worried about dat, anyway, buts he's all like trying to be a dick and shit, were chatting and he's all telling me i'm gonna have to hold on an

Usairways
Today's Kick in the Ass goes to USAirways. I've used them more than any other airline over the past 20 years. I've got enough miles with them that I've gotten 3 first class upgrades. But yesterday we parted ways. Here's what happened. 5:30 AM, Thursday December 18th I woke up and started getting ready got a series of job interviews. I had gotten up at 5:00 Am for a job interview, was interviewed all day and then got to the Birmingham airport at 5PM for a 7 o'clock flight to head home. 7:00 PM An announcement was made that our plane would be 15 minutes late due to fog in Charlotte NC. 7:30 PM An announcement was made that our plane would be 30 minutes late due to fog in Charlotte NC. I felt a little sick from not eating. That’s ok, I’d be home in 6 hours. Maybe. 8:00 PM The plane departed Birmingham en route for an hour flight to Charlotte. 10:30 PM After circling Charlotte, the pilot announced, “Sorry folks! Charlotte is fogged in and we’re going to Columbia SC” 1

M Y M A G I C
The day i met the love of my life i was listening to a song that gave me chills.... the purest love song ever. I dreamed of this love...and there he was when i was day dreaming... these are the lyrics: Roses of red Roses of red fall in my head He smiled then turned away Roses of red grow in my heart They bloom when he passes me by cause he he makes me happy And he makes me fly Oh oh oh oh oh oh I bloom when he passes me by If you want paradise Then look at my eyes Im as clear as the sky when its blue If you want paradise Then look at me twice cause Im not a normal red rose And he he makes me crazy And he he makes me fly Oh oh oh oh oh oh I bloom when he passes me by Oh oh oh oh oh oh I bloom when he passes me by I know that he doesnt know me Hes just to different no no I know he knows and he knows I know Were just to different no no Roses of red oh oh oh oh oh oh I bloom when he passes me by Oh oh oh oh oh oh smiled and turned away I WILL ALWAYS LOV

Point Whore.
My lovely friend bought me an Auto 11 bling. Since it's close to the holidays, idk when to use it. help me decide? i looked at the HH schedule and there's about 22 HH's in a row on thursday. do you think that would that be the best day? help :(

For Those Who Were Wondering
Friday night i started feelin a lil sick. I was thinkin I was comin down with the flu. Body aches, my right ear and jaw hurt. The next day the pain was gone but I had a bit of tingling on the right side of my face. Things tasted a lil funny but i thought that was the flu. Late saturday night i noticed i was losing contol of the right side of my face. So Sunday the entire right side of my face was completely paralyzed. I go to the ER and they did a cat scan and told me that i have bells palsy( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell%27s_palsy ). They have no idea what causes it or why. But that its there. In most cases people funny recover and are fine with no problems after that. So we shall see. and i wanna say thank you and send love out to my fantasia family .. you guys are the best..

Trans Siberian Railway (my Trip Related)
So finally hubby is making the itinerary for the trip/work thingy for us. And he decided that we take a Trans Siberian railroad to get from Moscow to China. I doubt he knows what 7 days on a train is, but wth. He'll find out. We are stopping in Kazakhstan on a way there, to visit my great aunt, but otherwise it sucks spending 6 days on a train with no shower.

Eartha Kitt -
NEW YORK (AP) — Eartha Kitt, a sultry singer, dancer and actress who rose from South Carolina cotton fields to become an international symbol of elegance and sensuality, has died, a family spokesman said. She was 81. Andrew Freedman said Kitt, who was recently treated at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, died Thursday in Connecticut of colon cancer. Kitt, a self-proclaimed "sex kitten" famous for her catlike purr, was one of America's most versatile performers, winning two Emmys and nabbing a third nomination. She also was nominated for several Tonys and two Grammys. Her career spanned six decades, from her start as a dancer with the famed Katherine Dunham troupe to cabarets and acting and singing on stage, in movies and on television. She persevered through an unhappy childhood as a mixed-race daughter of the South and made headlines in the 1960s for denouncing the Vietnam War during a visit to the White House. Through the years, Kitt remained a picture of vitality

Fastest Way For A Married Man To Get A Divorce
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress , are talking about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: 'The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long. ' The mistress: 'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. ' The married woman: 'I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he

Mother
God looked around his garden and He found and empty place. Then he looked down upon this earth, and saw your tired face. He put his arms around you, lifted you to rest. God's garden must be beautiful, He only picks the best! He knew that you were suffering. He knew you were in pain. He knew that you would never get well on Earth again. He saw that the road was getting rough, and the hills are hard to climb. So He closed your weary eyelids, and whispered "Peace be thine". It broke our hearts to lose you, but you didn't go alone! For part of us went with you, the day God called you home! I miss you Mom! :P:)L(

We Love And Miss You Allie!! R.i.p Sweetheart!!
=== 'Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ' wrote the following at '2008-12-31 09:55:20'.. > > It Has Been Brought to My Attention by Allie's Dear Friend Kim (AkA GatorGirl) " all of Allies friends & family are letting balloons go with a lil note Attatched with it @ midnight In Her Loving Memory there are ppl from FL, CT, NYC, CA Participating>>. We All Feel It Would Be A Great End to 2008 By Allowing Allie Not To Be Forgotten... So If You Loved Allie as We All Did Lets All Please Participate.. Dangerous Curves Girls, 2nd Alarm Hotties, Peaguses Project And All Of Allies Friends and Family From Fubar!!! We Love Her And She will Forever Be Embedded In our hearts as the warm wonderful caring young woman that she was!! thanx So Much for taking time to read this and remember our beloved friend and her friends and family!!! Much Luv

New Years Dump From The Dump
So I went out last night and I went to my favorite little pub down the street. Didn't think it would be that busy but the place was jumpin'! I mean, I had to suck like 16 dicks just to get to the freakin' bar. So, me being me, I of course loaded up on 3 beers at a time each time I made it to the bar. And then came all my pals, including Bartender Bob, buying me shots of the Devil Whiskey. For some reason they love to see the Dumplyn in her utmost mean and shit-tay, not givin' a fuck...hmmm. I had sworn to "take it easy" and by saying that I mean, NO WHISKEY. But what can you do after 3-4 trips to the bar and slamming 3 beers at a time?? And when somebody offers ya a shot, well hell it's impolite not to take it right??? Well, I get to slapping asses and chicks get pissed and of course I get the "What are you gonna do about it bitch?" attitude. I'm lifting skirts, I'm grabbing asses...all with my sweet little Dumplyn smile and my friends of course are just lovin' it and laughing their a

Something To Be Said About Bbws And Thick Women...
if you reject them based solely on that, you are missing so much, not only in terms of your own personal character but also the possibility of meeting someone who can either make you happy or be a great friend. If you like women with big breasts, then this is a natural in most cases. While I love women as a whole in general, I am attracted more to women who have something on them. Weight (as well as race, etc, etc) should never be a factor in how you interact with them or feel about them. Everyone (for the most part with exception) has a heart, a soul, a spirit that needs to be nutured and appreciated and excluding a whole bunch of people because of weight issues is completely and utterly ludicrous and needs to be ceased. So next time you see anyone, show them some love and not some ridicule. People are people...so love everyone because life is precious. And also as I would say, always think pink. Thank you.

Bitches & Hos
Chicks are emotional, cunty bitches that don't make sense. I'm a chick & I don't even get them. I think I'm going to stop making friends who are chicks. (If we're already friends, then we're fine.)

The Chase
Watching as you work Sweat and rippling shoulders Tensing, contracting, teasing me Cat and mouse we play Meeting my eyes you hold me, caught Skin, fire, passion; flash before me Pulse quickens, mouth dries You break away, leaving me longing Taunting with desires Teasing without touch Longing for satisfaction You bury me with lust Each new day we play You hold me with your power Eyes sparkling with knowledge I am your captive, waiting, wanting A casual graze of fingers Instant heat consumes me Throbbing, aching, begging for more Knowing smile touches lips I long to feel The simplest caress I’m melting to the ground Touch that leaves me quaking No relief to be found Taunting me thus for days Knowing I’m aching, begging you with my eyes Stringing me along; wet, throbbing, needing more Caught in your trap, until finally succumbing Holding back no more you take me Wantonly devouring me; eyes, hands, mouth Consuming my body, devouring my soul Chai

10 Things To Never Say To A Porn Star! (especially #4!!!!!)
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) 9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it. ) 8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?) 7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause. ) 6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop. ) 5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been. ) 4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT

Nice Guys
This is one of those chain emails but I don't care if a million people repost it. I don't believe in that bs but I DO know this is what I want in a guy!!And to the nice guys out there I APPRECIATE YOU!!To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she g

Att All Family And Friends
came on and her account was gone please help her get back to where she was shes got pics to rate! she was almost a GODMOMMA Scorpioqueen61@ fubar TO MY GIT R DONE FAMILY THIS IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND NEEDS ALOT OF HELP PLEASE HELP HER. THANKS! THE WATCHER

Meat Loaf - I'd Lie For You (and That's The Truth)
I'd never tell you one lie, I'd never let you down I'd never leave, I'd be the one who'd always be around Baby give me a chance I'd pull the sun out from the sky to light your darkest night I wouldn't let one drop of rain fall down into your life Put your heart in my hands Baby Believe me, I could never do you wrong And I would never paint your world blue And if sometimes it seems I must have lost my mind I might be crazy but I'm crazy about you... I'd lie for you and that's the truth Do anything you ask me to I'd even sell my soul for you I'd do it all for you If you'd just believe in me Just take a look in my eyes, you'll see a love that's blind Just take a hold of my hand, I'll take you to paradise Ain't a star that's too far Your every wish will be a wish that I will make come true And if you want the moon I swear I'll bring it down for you Let me into your heart Believe me baby got your name carved on my soul ’Cause You're the only one that I

Just A Biker
This was on DJ Savage Kittens page she reposted out of respect for Rhino61 im doing it out of respect of the both of them JUST A BIKER I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inch

Stoleded From Mclovin
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? annie: greek name: (meaning) gorgeous, kindhearted, rebelious, gentle towards others. ANTHRAX (best definition EVER!) Awesome metal band. Even if you don't know who they are you probably know of Scott Ian, the band's lead guitarist and backup vocalist -- he is usually a commentator on VH1 programs. 2) Whats your age? 18 The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol. 3) Name one of your friends? Claudia Claudia is a feminine gender name. The origin is Latin and derives from Claudius, meaning lame, disabled. 4. Favorite pet name for your lover? Dorkface

Stolen From Amy
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary.com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: James UD: James Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. "Oh Yeah, he's definately a James" 2) Whats your age? ME: 30 UD: 30 A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer. Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks. (All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin) 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Brandy UD: Brandy A type of alcohol, usually 80 proof, that is distilled from wine or fermented fruit. It is commonly used in cocktails and as a cooking ingredient. Several high-end brands are available and have been recently popularized in lavish hip-hop culture, such as Cognac and Ouzo. Also, brandy can be used as a verb, which is to mix or add brandy to s

The Executioner, Pt Ii
He looked at the axe one more time, and set it back in the corner. It felt like blasphemy to hold it without intent on using it, and he didn't want to waste that surge of power and adrenaline that he got when he came in touch with his tool on simple handling. He wanted to save that energy for tomorrow, for the big day. Sometimes John didn't feel worthy of this magnificent creation, but it was mostly due to his personal issues and insecurities. In fact, he has mastered the art of chopping heads to perfection, leaving as little mess as possible, and causing the victims as little suffering as they could've wished for, given those unfortunate circumstances. That, however, has not been the case in the beginning, when he just started his job, loathed and feared by most, thus keeping it a secret since day one. John still remembered the day when the blade was still shiny and virginal and there were no familiar grooves to cradle his fingers; when the axe was still a foreign object in

Your Thoughts On Mumms
Hows it going everyone. I just wanted to know what everyone thinks of all the male bashing mumms that been going on lately. I'm thinking maybe it's just that time of the month , or maybe they just got screwed over by some asshole. comments please

Interviews For Our U.s. Military
I guess this really isn't considered 'new' stuff but it seems every so often I have to go into long explanations...okay they're longer because I like to embellish! My lil brother is in the Army and while he was on his second tour of Iraq his wife came up with the idea for me to interview rock bands for his base's FRG website. FRG stands for Family Readiness Group, it's essentially a way to keep the soldiers overseas connected with their families back home. The first band was Avenged Sevenfold, then Disturbed, Atreyu and Bless the Fall. Now I'm working on an interview for Papa Roach. There would be more but I don't actively solicit the interviews. After I asked Warner Bros. to interview Avenged Sevenfold, their pr person, well ex pr person now with Interscope/Geffen asks me. All my interviews are posted in my...you guessed it, Band Interviews folder :D I do want to stress that each of these bands, regardless of political stance, supports our troops, however, a

A Dream...
. Once upon a moonlit night, I had a dream it felt so right. for in that dream we made sweet love, t'was a like gift from heaven above. Our eyes were fixed in a lingering gaze, was magic between us, a mystical haze. The need to be taken was so apparent, we read eachother, as though transparent. When at last our lips did meet wrapped in your arms it was so sweet you kissed my lips in such a fashion, t'was new to me to feel such passion. My womanly curves your fingers explored the feeling it gave me, I simply adored your lips they followed their heavenly trail I breath in deeply, and sighed on exhale. I surrendered my all as you kissed me so sweetly I had no will, you had me completely, under the spell of your lingering kiss, a beautiful moment I cared not to miss. As though by magic my clothes hit the floor, am stood there naked, and your eyes they explore. Standing proud, my body it shivered it trembled at the thoughts your gaze had delivered. My

R.i.p. You Will Be Missed
Specialist Keith Eric Essary, of Dyersburg, was killed yesterday in Afghanistan, Essary was a member of the Army's Airborne unit, Charlie 2 Comp. He had been deployed to Afghanistan for approximately 8 months and was stationed at a base 40 miles from the city of Kandahar. Essary graduated from Dyer County High School in 2006, where he was a member of the Jr. ROTC and Capt. of the Honor Guard. His father is Chuck Hall and his mother is Mary Beth Franks. Anita Essary, the late Monty Essary Sr. and Martha and Thomas Hall are his grandparents. R.I.P. YOU WILL BE MISSED BY MANY AND PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS OVER THIS TIME OF THERE LOSE MADE BY MY SON SMOKIE FOR HIS BESTFRIEND KEITH ESSARY REBEL AND SMOKIE WILL MISS YOU AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU AND UR FAMILY

He Loves Man Rape
Dioji (AOD...: chicken shit mother fucker.......chomo ass piece of shit ->Dioji (AOD...: *unblocked ->Dioji (AOD...: NO SHIT...lol...minnesota fag....awesome. You email me your contact information, and youll get an inblocked call from me at teh earliest convenience. psychowolf@gmail.com Dioji (AOD...: wats ur number fag i'll call u immediatly and i live in granite falls, mn ->Dioji (AOD...: you dont deny the rape charges, then? ->Dioji (AOD...: gimme your phonenumber, ill call you and we can phone fuck....pussy. Dioji (AOD...: just continue tohide behind ur computer ->Dioji (AOD...: why would it matter, u wanna rape me like you did all those other little boys? Dioji (AOD...: goo thing u lie bout where u live ->Dioji (AOD...: bad genes run in your blood? ->Dioji (AOD...: 3rd...after your kid, actually ->Dioji (AOD...: No need to worry about that, youve already beat me to it. I oculd only cum in second Dioji (AOD...: don't get stupid mother fucker -

Que?
Just was reading an ad on a dating site..."we could go to dinner, then a movie, and maybe a stroll on the beach after" This is MN! Only beaches we have here are on lakes, only available 3 months a year, and you can't go to them after sunset...How friggin' generic can a person be!

5 Words Or Less....
The Five Word Survey (you can only answer using 5 words or less)How are you feeling at this very moment?: Good but have upset tummy. How old are you?: 29 Give one good reason why your life is worth living?: To Live, Love And Laugh. If you knew that you only had one day left to live how would you spend it?: Spend it with my family. What are your parents like?: Daddy Christian, Mother Alcoholic Lesbian. Who is your best friend?: I have quite a few. Who do you love?: A few people. What is your favorite ride at a carnival?: The scariest one. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Hopefully Happy. Still In Love. What is your favorite swear word?: For Fucks Sake! Do you believe in life after death?: In some form... Where would you like to go on vacation?: Backpack across Europe. Define Love.: Unconditional, Never Ending, Forever Define hate.: Negiative, Ugly, Simple Minded, Waste Define beauty.: True Beauty Comes From Withiin. Take This Survey

Read Me...
I have a friend who will die this year... so please read on... My friend (an ex actually who has raised my son for 4 years) was diagnosed with a brain tumour in Nov 2007. It has got a LOT worse and he can barely do anything. He will start radiotherapy this month. On average people with these tumours have 17 weeks to live, double that possibly with radiotherapy but he WILL die. NONE of his friends have bothered going round to see him etc using silly excuses like hes changed (wouldnt you change with a tennis ball sized mass in your head?) Anyway hes very depressed and has started a myspace where he'll be putting blogs, a diary and video diary of how he feels. I'll be sorting it out at some point today. Anyway... I know none of you will... but... even if one person adds him even just to make up numbers, even if just one person learns something, then everything is good. So, if you or anyone you know wants to add him feel free. www.myspace.com/442289984

For My Friends.
Hi, My father died at 9.30 this morning ( UK time ). Despite the fact that his death comes following protracted illness I am somewhat in shock, my feelings are changing from moment to moment as those of you who have lost someone close may have experienced, it's uncomfortable but entirely normal, I know I have a whole grieving process to go through and know enough about that and myself to know that I will both manage and from where I can get support, I got at least that much from the training etc. I'm certainly not looking for sympathy, I am NOT powerless, but rather some understanding if I dont answer you in the shout box or reply immediately to any other message sent. I may appear online but I may wander off either figuratively or literally. I will of course be away for a while in the not too distant future for the funerel etc but will let you know here as best I can, in other words I may disappear for a bit but I'm sure to return to my great and loving friends here. La

True Friends
i want to thank all of you that have been here for me over the past few months. it has been hard but you all have keept me going no matter what. you all have touched me in your own way , and i could not ask for a better group of true friends. i also thank you all for makeing the loung as great as it is and a great place to hang out and have fun . ty to the staff you all have busted your butts to make it happen , and you all have done one heck of a job. to my soon to be wife and love of my life tammy thank you for showing me that how to love again. you truley are my every thing and my world. again ty to al of the staff, sugar,sot cotton candy,candyman,my neicey jeresy, crazy jay,beau,moni, dark,nunya,dani,classy,meat,cherry, metal,tear,and if i am forgetting some one i am sorry . again ty from the bottom of my heart you all will alway's be family to me and i luv's all RhOaDiE

Focus...there Is No Spoon
I'm seriously glad I have friends around here. Let me clarify, online friends are awesome, and we have about the best conversations ever, simply because that's all we have to go on. But lately I've realized I need that personal connection of being in the same room with people every once in a while or I go a little stir crazy. One of my friends, again names not valid, is so totally trying to hook me up with his sister. He actually introduced me in the following way Saturday "This is Davin, my girlfriend's boss, and the guy that will hopefully be soon doing my sister." His heart is in the right place, she just got out of a crappy relationship (worse than he knows) and needs something to take her mind off of things. What I don't think he realizes is that she's really not into me, or anyone really. We've gone out a few times, and she admits she enjoys going out and getting her mind off things, but she's sorta stuck on what happened. So I'm content to listen to the jokes about me and her

Advice
Dear Mr. Advice, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them. I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. When she go

Bootlegging Blog Ideas Part 2
A - Available: for a relationship? yes - Age: 23 - Annoyance: narrow-minded fuckfaces - Animal: dog B - Beer: german - Birthday: 10.12. - Best Friend(s): richard - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes - Best feeling in the world: new sheets - Blind or Deaf: blind. fuck living without music - Best weather: sunny - Been on stage?: yes. i had to play robin hood once. in english. wearing tights - Believe in Magic: no - Believe in Santa: of course not - Been in Love: no i´m a heartless robot - Been bitched out?: ... - Believe in yourself?: sometimes - Believe in life on other planets: yes - Believe in miracles: definitely - Believe in Satan: nope - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: yepp C - Candy: yes please. a lot - Color(s): blue - Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate - Chinese/Mexican: both - Cake or pie: both - Continent to visit: asia - Cheese: i´m a cheese addict - Car: non existent - Cried in school: nope - Clothing Style: horrible. but i like it. good enough for m

10 Things About Fubar...
****disclaimer*** I am new here. I will probably be the most hated person here after this, but I don't really care...It had to be said.. 1. Most mummers can't spell for shit. I am convinced that half of them do not actually have the ability to make up their own minds. So in an effort to avoid thinking all together, they ask an entire non-thinking population, for their input, and then get mad, when stupid people tell them they are stupid. ***This is not always the case, as there are exceptions to every rule...*** 2. Most men have NO idea how to approach a woman. When I say woman, I mean a clothed female individual, who is over the age of 20, has half a brain, and a little self respect. 3. There are not very many "women" here... 4. This place is more seedy than the bags of ten dollar swag I used to buy in high school... Yeah. That's NOT sexy... 5. WTF is up with all the naked chicks taking their clothes off for fake money??? Can someone PLEASE explain to me wh

So Much For That :(
well for those who didn't know i was pregnant for about 14 weeks... well i just had a majorly painful miscarriage today... i didn't want it to happen but i guess these things happen... it hurts more in my heart then it did in my tummy... me and bleu wanted this to happen so bad... i think i'll be cryin for the next several days... i wish this didn't happen... i guess we'll try again later... it hurts so bad... it was my first pregnancy and this had to happen... i feel so horrible that i lost mine and bleu's first baby... i'm so sry my lost little one... plz forgive me

My Wreck
Its been awhile since I posted my last blog. I have come to a cross roads in my life and almost met my maker on judgement day. For those of you who do not know yet, I survived a potentially deadly wreck this past week. Most of you all know that I travel with my boyfriend on the road. Well on January 9th, 2009, we were tested. And thank God we passed that test. Let me explain. On that morning, we just left the fueling station after getting full tanks of fuel when a few miles up the road, on a bridge, another truck started to get sideways and tapped us putting us out of control. This is where things get fuzzy so Im going to rely on eye witness accounts here. We did two 360 degree turns, and jumped the railing, taking about 100 foot of railing with us. We slid semi sideways down a huge embankment and stopped 8-10 foot from a lake. He kept the thing on its wheels and we survived. How we did, we cant figure it out. The paramedics, police, tow truck company and fire marshall said we

Right Wing Whore
lol, sweet and simple. If you like chicks with dicks, check out this rt wing slut bag pucecattt@ fubar pucecattt: ohhh shit u are the enemy..blocked now asswipe ->pucecattt: holy shit,m you just admitted having a dick!...HAHA! pucecattt: lmao thats because im not a liberal ..republicans have balls ->pucecattt: They say you have a penis; i have a penis too! pucecattt: rumors about me? ->pucecattt: i havent done anything, yw. YET. Though theres rumors on the internets.... pucecattt: well done ty ->pucecattt: daddy would you like some sausage>?

I Know Who Killed Me...
Yeah, I finally decided to watch it. It WAS pretty horrid. But I dont think Lohan did a bad job because she's a bad actress, I think she did a bad job because it was poorly written. The other actors in it were JUST as bad, but Lohans the only one that got crap about it. I think the story could have been better, I know its a remake of some sort, Did anyone else see this? Am I the only one that was completely lost by the ending?

No Loitering
After two weeks in Belize, J and I flew to Atlanta, where we had an overnight stay on the way home. I'd booked a room at the Hyatt downtown, and, after a debacle at the airport concerning Belizian hot sauce, Xanax, and a wildly tattooed man, we took the train downtown and checked in to our hotel. The lobby dwarfed us. The 70 degree room chilled us. J used the toilet and then joined me on the bed. "I accidentally put the toilet paper in the toilet. Do you think it'll be ok?" "Probably not." We went out for dinner. Bass Ale and uninspired Italian food, which filled my belly, but left me missing Belikin beer, beans and rice, spicy shrimps, smoky lobster. Surrounded by businessmen in suits, we finished off our pizza and calamari, depositing sand from our sneakers under the table. When we got back to the room, we tapped the thermostat up to 80 and headed to the bathroom to brush our teeth, wash up before bed. As I was brushing, J made some humorous remark, and I lau

Sbgs ~ Your Cure To The Monday Blues! Jan. 19th Edition
Do You Have Monday Blues? Are your wondering what to do on a Monday? Do you want to rate but don't want to go through the BORED board? Are you tired of only rating only ezrate pics? Well, here is something different, fun, and exciting! SARGE'S BAD GIRLS The BEST bad girls you will ever meet! A listing at your fingertips of beautiful women with great pics. And of course the man that made it all possible. (He has folders of some of our best pics!) Give these bad girls a good old fashioned fu-spanking and don't forget to thank the man that made it all possible. Fan - Rate - Friend - Bling - Comment! You won't regret it! Sarge's Bad Girls Tulsa's Angel RaidersBabe ¢¾ Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾

What Our Family Does!!!!!
OUR FAMILY'S MAIN PURPOSE AS A LEVELING CREW IS TO DO EXACTLY THAT...HELP THEM LEVEL BY RATE/FAN/ADD THEIR PROFILE AS WELL AS RATE THEIR PICS AND STASH ITEMS...IF U WANT U CAN ALSO BUY THEM A DRINK OR SOMETHING OF YOUR CHOOSING TO GIVE THEM MORE POINTS AS U RATE...REMEMBER...THE MORE SHITFACED THEY R THE MORE POINTS THEY GAIN FOR RATING PICS AND STASH...I WILL BLOG THE PEOPLE THAT NEED HELP LEVELING BUT IF U KNOW OF SOMEONE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW AND I WILL GLADLY ADD THEM INTO OUR BLOG TO BE HELPED OUT.....ANY MORE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A FU-MAIL ASKING SUCH QUESTIONS...THANKS, SINCERELY, P.R. STUD FOUNDER OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY LEVELING CREW....

Barbie Girl - Aqua
Barbie Girl - Aqua - Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You Wanna Go For A Ride? - Sure, Ken! - Jump In! - Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation I'm A Blonde Single Girl In The Fantasy World Dress Me Up, Take Your Time, I'm Your Dollie You're My Doll, Rock And Roll, Feel The Glamour And Pain Kiss Me Here, Touch Me There, Hanky-Panky You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours, Oooh Whoa I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oo

For A Dollah
This dude has posted a mumm about a tattoo. Its supposed to say "DA RYDAH" (yea, I know), but... I looked, and was like WTF??! The lettering looks very much like Russian cyrillic letters, and if you read it THAT way, it sayd "for a rouble" (Russian currency) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1888087&albumid=1455018&i=1312079323

About Leveling Blogs
OK FAMILY...I HAVE TO SAY THIS CAUSE I FORGOT TO SAY IT IN THE OTHER BLOGS...WHEN I POST BLOGS ON PEOPLE TO LEVEL I AM ASKING U WHEN U HAVE RATED THEIR PAGE AND PICS TO PLEASE ON THEIR BLOG I POSTED PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT LETTING ME KNOW U RATED THEM...THANK YOU, P.R. STUD FOUNDER OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY LEVELING CREW... P.S. PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS BLOG TO LET ME KNOW U HAVE READ IT...THANKS AGAIN

Contest Closed By Landslide!
Winner is Twizted with 1046 rates!Twizted chose 135 Bling Pack!!Congradulations!! Contest IS OVER!!Entries No Longer Being Accepted! Want a Happy Hour? Want a 135 Credit Bling Pack? or Want 3 Auto 11's? One Winner may choose one of those as their prize!! The Contest Real simple.. But it won't be easy! Picture with most rates wins!! The ContestantsMz.GatorBreezey Twiztid Hazeluscious Karie

I'm Bored..and You Care..right?
Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions? Sure can Were you going out with the last person you kissed? LOL, no. Who was the last person to comment you? In my blog it was Dave..on my profile it was Radioguy Does anything on your body hurt? Yeah..my head is killing me Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Probably Nate What are you listening to right now? Just my fan What's the cd in your player? Nothing Anything annoying you right now? Sure is Did you have plans today? Just work and getting badges on pogo What was the best thing that happened today? I found out the badges were easy and I got off work What can't you wait for? Friday at 4 Name lyrics from the song you're playing: No music right now Is this the best year of your

Just Under 2 Months
In just under two months I get to go somewhere. I get to go see the woman I love. On her birthday. This makes me most happy. I mean happy too. :-) I'll be there from around noon on the 20th all the way until early morning on the 29th. :-) I am happy and looking forward to this. Anyone have a time turner they want to let me borrow? They work both ways don't they? Don't they? They'd better, dang it.

Nomatter What Im Still Human
Today I awaken to a rough start. I realize that everything I once had vanished before my eyes for once again letting my gaurd down and putting trust in people. I have alway been fast to offer help when people need it most. Mainly because I always had the chance to help others because I was doing good financially and mentally. Lately I have lost my pride and people have given up and walked away. The way things are have pushed me into a deep depression I have lashed out it anger and rage. I have been through alot over the years but it makes me who I am. Now since people like to run mouths without knowing me or who I am or without having a clue what I went through I will make it very easy on all of you. Want to talk shit behind my back? Well good heres a fast rundown on me to help you out. I didnt have much of a childhood. I was always abused by my father when he was around. I was always pushed aside while my oldest sister got everything she wanted. At the age of 8 I found out why whe

Auto 11's On Sunday January 25th!!!
This will be a simple blog, nothing frilly or flashy about it ~ straight to the point!! I will be running my Auto 11's on Sunday, January 25 starting at the first HH. There will be pay for rates. You MUST be a friend to be paid. The pay will be 10k/100 rates. If you rate ALL my non NSFW pictures, I will give you 300K. This is an incentive to help me become Oracle, as well as to get points, fubucks and level yourselves. When you have finished rating me, please PM me saying how many pictures you rated OR the names of the folders you rated. Once I become Oracle, I will open my NSFW's when my Auto 11's expire. Do NOT ask to see those folders until then. Remember, you MUST be a friend to be paid. While you are on my profile, you may as well read it AND sign my guestbook. Oh ya, are you my fan yet? Have fun!!

Name Dj Who?!?!?!
Im not really a dj caffeine overdose anymore, so its time for a change, and what better way to make a change, a CONTEST!!! so heres the challenge, You Pick 1 name and post it in here, only 1 entry per person, i will announce the winner monday evening as I come on the air at Legends Saloon winner will receive, 500,000 fubucks, a photoshoped pic, and a pimp out on my profile! good luck every hugs N kissies!

Founders Note
Dear Members, As some of you are aware Michelle is the person that creates a good portion of our blogs with backgrounds and effect. I was looking for a catchy title we can give her the Llama that picks the best one will be given something special. Hmmm not telling ya what it is either. Leave a comment below as to what this catchy title should be. Also, there is a glitch temp. with fubar on rating people....rate 5 or 6 then bouncer check system maint. they said hopefully soon it will be fixed. Thanks, Dave Founder Llama Levelers

One Of The Original Sarge's Bad Girls Is Taking A Break"
Ecuadorian Goddess Is Taking A Temporary Break From Sarge's Bad Girls Because Of School.. She Has Said That She Will Be Back When She Can Put More Time Into The Group. So Let's All Wish Her Well With Her Schooling. Ecuadorian Goddess

Friends
friendship and loyalty are things I admire And not only when its down to the wire Stabbing a friend in the back is uncool Like telling tales when out of school Stealing friends away with promises of gifts Will only cause friendships to have big rifts Taking those who are close to ones heart Makes you only want to part For one who has never stabbed you in the back Feel somehow this friendship dost lack For keeping your friends close enemies closer this friend feels far apart and a loser If you can't understand how I feel There is no friendship and nothing to heal I have stood by your side through thick and thin And this is one time we'll neither of us win

Help :)
Hey all! Normally I wouldn't ask to be leveled cause I don't really care, I just did more salute pics and want to add them and it won't let me unless I level..lol So can ya help me out.. 14K to henchman :) Thanks bunches! xox

The Season Of Lent Doth Approach
I realised last night that it's now less than a month until Lent begins. Shrove Tuesday is February 24th (I have a conflict of interests there, on the one hand, the evening of the year to chill out and eat a dozen pancakes and then feel ill, but on the other, I have tickets for Josie Long, who one day I intend to marry, whether she likes it or not - is she worth giving pancakes up for?), and then I shall be embarking on my now traditional six week personal cleansing routine. As well as going offline for six weeks, I've also got to draw up a list of shitty bad foods I eat too much of, in order that I can give them up. Hopefully though, it will help me get some of this fat gut off, as well as help clear my head of all thet shit that builds up in there over the year. I'm actually kinda looking forward to it.

My Definition Of Real
Ok. Here's the deal. I have removed from my "family" those who have solicited bling from me and those who are jealous of who I bling. Anybody else has actually talked to me, seemed like they really want to know me and seem really interested. I am always looking for REAL which in my terms is: 1. Those who don't take life too seriously who realize there is enough problems with life as it is and just want to have fun. 2. Those who don't "hint" that they want something. 3. Those whom I easily connect with. 4. The few Old Souls here. 5. Those who are not envious over a stupid website. The rest I really don't think we will connect. I make NO promises from Iraq. If I lose anyone it's your loss because you did not see far enough into me. I would bling people because I can't rate pics. When I have real internet again I will level people the old fashioned way

Not Sure What To Think... Or Do... Blarg
I have been friends with someone online for 2.5 years.. I am now putting a few things together and am wondering.. is it a lie? ALL OF IT? I was recently told by her that her son was killed... in a major car wreck... I looked in the papers in her city (and surrounding areas) and nothing came up...I had someone ELSE look.. again... nothing came up... is it true? Something would have been found about a car wreck... expecially since he died... She never once had a salute... but... i have seen her on cam... she was pretty... but was she a model like she has been saying? I don't know... She disappeared when she went to meet a guy... literally disappeared... said she was in a hospital in philly... but.. no one knew where (including her kids apparently) There are so many things that I am not sure about with her now... I love the girl I swear.. but i am having MAJOR doubts about who she is...

Llama Leveler Of The Day
Dee75 Member of llama levelers !! Fu Owned by Texas Twister@ fubar all Llama Levelers will leave 100 pic. rates each when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks.

Part 1
1-28-2009 Wednesday morning began as any other excpet the undercurrent of excitement rippling under my skin. I was, in fact, almost sure it was visible there just beneath the surface as the hour of my departure drew near. Going to Texas is always an adventure for me. I worked until 1 and travled south to Tallahassee to pick up my rental before heading west. The drive is long but easy; it's freedom from work, from the responsibility of parenthood, from school...it is almost another life completely. The panhandle was cloudy....warm still and wet. Alabama began to cool me off. Mississippi brought the night. Louisiana held her mystery, and Texas, as odd and death filled as it is, has become a part of me. Recognizing the roads, the towns, the landmarks creates a stirring in my soul much like the one that comes from making my way back to my childhood home. I arrived in the wee hours to the guesthouse on Mangum Rd....lights from the prison (Polunsky) visible from my car's spot in

Krazy R Is Member Of The Week
HEY EVERYONE....KRAZY R IS MEMBER OF THE WEEK AS OF 2/2/09-2/8/09....PLEASE SHOW HER YOUR RESPECT THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY RATING HER PICS/PROFILE/STASH.....CONGRATS KRAZY R...YOU DESERVE IT....YOU HELP OUT WHENEVER NEEDED!!!! ~KrazyR ~ {Zodiac Levelers}~@ fubar

Spooooky
I've posted shit before about my workplace. Sometimes there is weird shit happening there. Well, last night, at around 2am, I was chattin with my friend, who is a local cop, in the lobby. We can see the 2nd floor hallways from it, since there is a balcony lookin thing there. And all of a sudden...we see someone's shadow, as if someone walking down the hall, but no one is there. You can see and hear when there is a person walkin there, but there was only a shadow. It moved kinda fast, and disappeared. We just stared at each other, and were like WTF?? I went up to the second floor, but no one was there. After about half an hour, the elevator went on, as if someone entered it upstairs. But it just stayed like that, never moved or came down to the first floor. It was weird, and we were a lil freaked out. After he left, I had troubles sleeping at work, hehe. But I made it :)

Just An Observation
Yeah so the "I can't rate fast lemme go cry in my soup" MuMMs are annoying the piss out of me, so I'm blogging. I just saw this guy's blast & the message was blank. Now, I'm not one to tell people how to spend their money & I don't really care, it just made me think. Why would you spend money on a blast & not even write anything? Or..if someone bought it for him, isn't it rude to at least not thank that person? I've been given VIPs, blasts & blings and I'm always EXTREMELY thankful the person took the time to think of me & the money to pay for it. Money's been tight lately & I haven't had extra to spend on frivolous things, so if I was going to spend the money on one, I'd at least write something. Like I said, I don't care & he can do what he wants with his blast. I just found it strange. You may go back to your lives now. :)

Life
go placidly among noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. as far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all people. speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others - even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit. if you compare yourself with others you may become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real posession in the changing fortunes of time. exercise caution, for the world is full of trickery, but let this not blind you to what virtue there is. and many persons strive for high ideals and everywhere life is full of heroism. be yourself, especially do not feign affection, and never, never be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment love is as perennial as the grass. take kindly

Comedy About This Democratic Leadership..
Welcome to 4 years of democratic leadership...lol Oh yeah and two more of Obama's pics for the top positions dropped out due to scandal...change we really can believe in..what next, an AIG rep running the treasury? Pathetic. And this is what you all voted for. Lovely.

Relationship
Here's a little xkcd for you. I love this webcomic, often times the nerdy humor is pretty much exactly how I am. This is one of the reasons I am a dork. Stay tuned for a list on that later. I had the outlier discussion with someone about two days ago. Not on relationships, but on Christmas spending trends, but the fact that he's talking about it now makes me laugh. I have most of the conversations he covers in his comic at one point or another. I'll get the Crisco.

She Did It For The Lulz!
so i hear my ex's girlfriend moved out on him. she moved in monday. yesterday he went home for lunch and she kissed him and told him she loved him, then moved out before he got back home. i'm pissed because i didn't do it first.

Want *new Blings?*auto11 On
PARTYYYYYY LOL BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ^^BUT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY..Thank You for Your Rates and Thank You for Re-rating my Profile and making sure you have me Fanned...:) ***STARTING A NEW PIC RATE A THON *AS OF 2-14-09 TILL ????? TO SAY THANK TO MY FRIENDS. I AM RUNNING ANOTHER AUTO 11, SO MANY HAVE LEVELED ON ME THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN LOL **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs GIVE AWAY** I HAVE HAD LOTS DO IT 7 & 8 TIMES LOL & AND GET BLINGS EACH TIME WHILE THEY LEVEL UP..OR THEY ARE WORKING TOWARDS LEVELING LOL.. **RATE ATHON WITH BLINGs GIVE AWAY** get 35 points for each rate, and 57 points during Happy Hours. Have fun rating and hope a lot of you level up Happy Hour 11's from VIP's will count 108 and not 57 *JUST A Example*...600 rates takes about 30 minutes and @ 57 points each, thats 34,200 easy points and matching fubucks,,, what a deal. **Rate Athon with Give Away BLINGS For All Pics Rated Untill ?????? SEXYGIRLBL

Whatever Thursday * Men Please Read*
Dear Ugly Men Who Cant Take A Hint, Yes my boobs are perky and round. I do realize that you want to grab,squeeze,and lick them. You arent original for saying "Not trying to offend you but...how big are they". I know you want to see them. I know I am cute please if you are going to comment me and spell cute wrong please make sure you are sexy enough to make that mistake. I hate it when you pester me with stupid questions or harrass me with comments about wanting me. I`m not trying to flatter myself but I hate you. I hate you ugly men I really...really do. Find chicks either your own age ( I like older men) or find somebody who is lonely. If Jesus is real leave me alone! Ugh! Love, Lula xoxoxo

The History Of.....
Lipstick History Did you ever wonder about lipstick? Well, maybe not, but I did! I hope you find this interesting, I've put together a timeline about liptstick, starting in the '50s, going until now. Enjoy. 1952: (The war has ended!) Revlon had the first big media lipstick advertising in their campaign, "Fire & Ice." Since then, I have rarely opened up a magazine without tons of lipstick ads. 1957: Lipline by Gala is the first lip stick in a tube! Before they used to have to brush it on, kind of like paint! Talk about wasting time! It took women about twenty minutes to paint their lips. 1958: Max Factor says, "A woman who doesn't wear lipstick feels undressed in public. Unless she works on a farm." Talk about pressure. Now every woman buys tons more lipstick, because she would never want to feel undressed! 1959: In the Marilyn Monroe movie, "Some Like it Hot", almost all the woman are wearing bright lipstick, creating a new fad. 1964: (This is an era where woman want

Suggestion For A Solution?
I was chatting with a pal of mine the other night, about what has happened with the slowed down rating system that has been put into place, she had a idea that she shared with me, and that I would like to share with the people of fu-bar and maybe get some feed back, or build on this idea, and propose it to BabyJ. On fu-bar there is only one way to level up, and that is thru rating pictures and profiles, with the addition of a-11's, you are able to level up a little more quickly. What if other ways of leveling were added? in real bars, they have pool and dart tournaments, they have ladies night, blackjack, texas holdem..etc.. could some of these be added to fu-bar? I am not familiar with the making of web sites, so what I am suggestion may be far fetched, or impossible to implement..but I thought if I threw this out there, maybe it would spark an idea, or build on this idea from other fellow fu-barians. Those who enjoy rating can continue to do so, those that are not happy with t

*twitch*
Read top to bottom; from another site but equally as disturbing. asses4me Him: i agree. you do have beautiful eyes Me: thanks. Him: but you also have nice lips too Me: again, thanks. Him: you don't have a kinky side do you Me: I don't see how that is any of your business. Is there some kind of sign on my forehead that says I am looking for a creep, no personality, and completely stupid??

Let Your Voice Be Heard!
Want your voice to be heard? Make your own Bad Habitz Radio commercial. Record an audio clip about why much you love BHR - send it to us, and we'll play it on air! Please be sure to include your "fubar" nick name and please only send MP3 or wav files. If you would like background music - please specify a song when sending your audio clip. Windows has a built in sound recorder you can use to make your promotion. If you need help with this please let me know. Also coming soon - video clip commercials.

Dumb Criminals
on the radio i hear a story of a home invasion case. The home owners were home at the time of the break in, so they call the police and when they arrive, the police yelled out marco!!! in amusement they call it out again and the idiot criminal yells "polo!" wtf? americas dumbest criminals for sure. too bad its not on video

March 20-21 In Rowlett, Texas!!!
Join The Party! March 20th AND March 21st! Fu Party in Rowlett, Texas! You get TWO clubs for the price of one! Weekends for those wanting to rock the night away, AND The Crazy Horse Saloon for those who want to two-step! Price? There is NO cover charge! We had a blast the last two parties we had! Check out party pics below and on many of our pages. Let Blueroses or Tulsa's Angel know if you will be able to attend! Those Attending This Affair: Debbie ~Blueroses~ Barbara from Tulsa ღTulsa's Angelღ Amber Sexy Green Eyes ~ Shari ¢¾Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾ ¢â Beth From Ohio ♥ ÐJ ÇÚÐÐLÊ GØÐÐÊ§§ ♥ Bonnie from Oklahoma ÐJWîççâ Dale *Phantom*

Facebook Sucks.
I've been tagged in a number of notes there, but I'd rather post it here. Also, I stole this from the loverly NinjaStars. ----- You are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. 1. I just got a new job. I work for a lab. I wear scrubs. I am the pee police. 2. I probably buy at least ten new movies every month. I have some I've never even seen. 3. I'm currently reading Eclipse. I have the whole set in hardcover. That's saying something. 4. I should be sleeping. 5. But this apple juice is fucking delicious. 6. I still only know how to play one chord on my guitar. 7. If I always allowed it, I'd live out of laundry baskets. I hate folding clothes. 8. If you fold my clothes the "wrong" way, I will re-fold them. 9. Labyrinth is my favorite movie. Since 1986. 10. I really have to pee. 11. I like falling asleep with my TV on. If I even turn it on. 12. I don't have to pee anymore. 13. Sometimes I giggle after

Consistency & Subject.
In the hustle and bustle of things, it's hard to stay in or keep a perspective. In as much as it is possible we all try to keep a sense of direction, usually hindered or helped by the circumstances that define our daily lives. The hectic pace of the past couple of weeks and the next couple of weeks to come has unbalanced me, when I am already inconsistent and random as is. The urge to write and to create is constant but I see I have to set like a day each week, to force me to disengage myself from the daily grind or avalanche of distractions that envelop me and actually think and reflect on things. A creative outlet or exercise has value in and of itself after all, as a release and product of the self. As a reflection of ourselves and where we are, mentally, emotionally or physically. It is often hard to put fingers on the keyboard. I do not want to write an e-diary or fu-transcript. Not out of some misguided delusion of grandeur or pretentious intellectually elitist

Guys Rules For Picking Admirers
Rules for picking who to admire from a guy's point of view. First off this is strictly satirical so please don't take offense ladies. 1 - Any pic that doesn't have you in it = auto skip. Probably goes without saying but this is Fubar... 2 - If there are 2 or more people in your pic chances are we'll skip it unless they are both hot. 3 - If you are kissing another guy in your pic that is almost always a skip because we don't know if it's a brother or not. 4 - If you are kissing another girl on the other hand, that's almost always an admire. 5 - If you are surrounded by kids it's most likely a skip because we don't know whether you're a teacher or have extra baggage. 6 - The amount of clothing you are wearing is directly proportionate to the likely hood of us admiring you. Even a not so hot female can look hot wearing barely any clothing. 7 - If your pic is taken from any viewpoint that your face cannot be clearly seen (far zoom, blurry, from the back, sky view, e

New Message
I got this from some black dude with him hugging a giant bunny in the pic "i miss my pussy you know this daddy got faftter tyra suppose to send daddy his money to get the lipo she havent sent shit yet and for my hair ask her whats taking so long and tell her to call yall sister danielle ask her do she got daddys 's gunn and badge send my stuff express ok baby ?please dont let daddy down daddy need some pussy baby real bad im suffering you gone help daddy? call me baby you say you'll play with it for daddy you on the toilet dont push out my coochie juices save for daddy" second message: "dady is the religion i gets that plug the booty right baby?? thats rights get all that pussy water we destroyed generation before you and place your place heirs to see how they would do tell teesha that holy quran" WTF??

Best Comment Ever
I just woke up a little while ago & my husband had taken my oldest son grocery shopping with him so I could sleep. (My youngest is still sleeping.) He also left this wonderful comment on my page: you have gotta know that i never leave comments so when i leave ya one it must mean something and ill tell ya what it means. Your my world, My life, My everything and its been a long 7 years and i wouldnt change it for the world. Every day im amazed by your beauty, Your strength, And the love you give me. I LOVE YOU BABY I know there's a lot of bah hum bug it's a commercial holiday people out there, but last night was the first Valentine's Day we actually celebrated ALONE & I loved it! (Yes I know yesterday wasn't V-Day, but I have to work today, so it was for me.) I hope everyone has a good day & hopefully you all have someone who loves you as much as he loves me. XO

Best Traffic Accident Ever
Yesterday I was coming back from work and I was stuck in traffic because there was some construction and nobody in Dallas can figure out how to merge. I was in the right lane and because of that the left lane was moving slowly while I was at a dead stop. I have always enjoyed looking into peoples windows as I pass them or they pass me. You can see some pretty entertaining stuff in that brief moment. It's like walking past the monkey enclosure at the zoo only usually more bizarre. There is a set of behaviors one would expect when walking past a monkey, humans however, there is no end to the possibilities. I have seen people brushing their teeth while driving, shaving, masturbating, you name it and I've probably seen it. So I'm sitting there in heavy traffic on the northeast side of downtown Dallas watching as the string of cars files past me and along comes a beige Chrysler minivan. The van had one occupant an older man, He was idling forward in the slow moving traffic, gla

Salutes
I need to know who I have to make one for yet and who wants one. Want something special let me know(credit for this line goes to Lil Spicey). If you want a couple of different salutes let me know. And so on and so forth. Just comment the blog below and tell me what name you want on it. ***For everyone who is new to this blog if you don't sign it you't get a salute*** Finished ones are as follows: Beach Babe Harley DJ Sexy Eyez Lil Spicey Blazing Eyes32 Lace Rockermom1978 Tanzie Rockon40x Sexy Seductive Angel Ninja Beautiful Disaster UR SWEETEST ADDICTION *purr* ~Kittylicker~_69 Papa's 81 Katilac olɐɥ uɹoʇ HockeyBrat Bad Kitty, No Catnip DREAMZ DaviGurl !!Wild Child!! 2cuteforwords Ones to be made: Indy Colts Becky Luvbug Those who have made me one in return: Harley Tanzie Beautiful Disaster DaviGurl ~Kittylicker~_69 Bad Kitty, No Catnip Luvbug rockermom1978 ****This list will be updated as I upload the salutes.***

Please Read This Kari
Hello ev1 first I want to say ty to all of my old friends and family for everything. I am back an hope that everyone that has been my frined and or family in the past will understand that since I have been gone I need to start over somewhat fresh. I have been working very hard and now that I am back I have many new pictures to upload but I am unable to at this time do to my status. As in the past if anyone wants to see my special family only pictures then below I will again explain how you can do that. As before I ask that your comments and messages are respectful and not vulgar. If they are I will block you and I so dont like to do that to anyone. As you will see I do have a Master and he is my protector too. You will never replace him so please dont even try. Respect us for who we are and we can all be friends. Now to be able to see my special family only pictures (that will be updated often) any of the follwing will get you into my family as described. 1) 1 month VIP will get u

Steak & Portobello Pizza
By Jim's request, a cooking blog. I made some pizza the other day, turned out pretty well, I decided to share. 1 package searing beef 4 portobello mushrooms extra virgin olive oil alfredo pasta sauce can of green beans bag of shredded mozzarella 2 Pillsbury refrigerated pizza crusts salt & pepper rosemary basil sage Preheat oven to whatever the pizza crust directions say. Clean portobello mushroom caps and remove the ribs unless you buy the precleaned ones. Slice into strips and saute in olive oil until brown and soft. Slice beef into strips, add to skillet along with salt & pepper and herbs, and saute until fully cooked. If you're using fresh herbs, just put them on the pizza before putting it in the oven. I used dried. Prepare crust. Prebake if you want to, there's an option for that, I took that option. Spread alfredo sauce over pizza crust, top with beef, mushrooms, green beans and cheese, and finish cooking in the oven. This will make enough for two

Car Crash Nightmare
Wandering through my own desolation, Seeking a window out of this darkness. This soul has become my cold prison, The dogma of love has left me faithless. Like an empty smile there is something missing, From the lewd remarks and vile requests. Should I be on my knees confessing? It seems that my life is one big morality test. But please, tell me, who are you to judge me? I know all those dirty secrets that you hide. The crown bears heavily on the mighty. Only a fool hides behind a mask of pride. Some unconditional love predicated on condition. How easily I was duped into believing your lies. You will never be forgiven for this sedition. Your treacherous ways my explanation defies. My heart sings a final requiem for our love. I am resigned to the failure of my dreams. And from this mangled wreckage I will rise above. This car crash nightmare will end sooner than it seems. -VT

Ghost Town - Specials
Bored, and not my fault RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Minus Human - Metallica HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Stricken - Disturbed WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Supermassive Black Hole - Muse HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Most Exalted Potentate Of Love - Queens Of The Stone Age WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Science - System Of A Down WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Wheels Of Steel - Saxon WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Balaclava - Arctic Monkeys WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Ty Cobb - Soundgarden WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent WHAT IS 2 + 2? Moondance - Nightwish WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Whiskey In The Jar - Thin

Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. hummm where to start..welli can do just 10 so I will try to keep it short LOL 1. I come up with nick names for about everyone I know 2. Laughter is my life, if you cant take a joke...we will NOT get along. 3. Im OCD and ADHA and count EVERYTHING and it has to come out to an even number. 4. There are 3 words that when said around me literaly make me gag...*bleh* 5. When things make me really happy I sait "its like Christmas" or "it taste like happy"...dont ask lol 6. Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 7. I use alot o

Fucking Matches
I leave on Monday to go back to Central America with J, my friend/lover/photographer/cook/travel partner extraordinaire. After a few days in Belize, we'll take a ferry to Honduras, where we'll stay on an island for the bulk of the trip. Then we'll travel across Guatemala, back to Belize, and (sadly) fly back to this wretched cold spot on the 11th of March. J is obsessed with whale sharks, hence the Honduras destination. I'm just obsessed with warm weather, sunshine, and nude snorkeling. But I admit I'm a bit intrigued about the possibility of swimming with these whale shark creatures. I called my grandmother the other day to wish her a happy 91st birthday and tell her about my upcoming trip. "Sugar, I don't think you should swim with whale sharks. They'll eat you." "No, grandma. They only eat plankton." "Sure, but if one accidentally swallows you, you probably won't get out." She might have a point, but I'm undeterred. What did Jonah do to get out of the whale

Tag
Instructions......(I was tagged by Bravo and Jacqui dammit! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a freckle in side my left eye 2. I love peanut butter,jelly,mayo and ham sandwiches. 3. My right boob is bigger than my left..lol 4. I fell out the window into a rose bush when I was 2 yrs old. 5. I have never bowled 6. I was shot in the face with a bb gun and had to have the bb cut out. 7. I'm stoled a car when I was 15. 8. I lived in Mexico once. 9. I love Starbucks! 10. I love subtitled black and white films.

Ree & Morgan..tag Teamed Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink a lot of coffee and I am a coffee snob! 2. I feel like I am 28, unfortunately I am 38. 3. I was married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. (divorced now) 4. I was Goth before it was called Goth.. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. I am a ProChoice fiscal Republican. 7. My career background is Finance related. 8. I love useless information, ya never know when it will come in handy while drinking with friends. 9. I wish I were a Vampire or Witch! (i do like the taste of blood and would love to apparate) 10. I am who I am, and don't try to impress people with fakeness! I am tagging the

Please Go Rate This Photo For ~bratt~
~Bratt~ needs Just 1 rate,so come on and leave 1 rate!!!!Please rate this photo for her. thanx & END ON 3/4/09 @ 11 PM EST=)MOST RATES IN 2 WEEKS WINS (1) AUTO 11'S BLING THERE IS A MIN. OF 200 RATES TO WIN THE A-11 IF NO ONE REACHES THE 200 RATES THEN (1) TICKER AND A 5 CREDIT BLING WILL BE AWARDED vvvvvvvvv click me vvvvvvvvvv ^^^^^^^^^^click me^^^^^^^^^^^

Try 2 Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a lunatic 2. I'm only scared of myself 3. I KEEP trying to figure out women 4. I eat jalapeno peppers whole 5. I would love to "settle down" 6. I have hard-core authority issues. 7. My favorite drink is Red Bull and cherry vodka 8. I'm a "people watcher" 9. ok, I'll say it...I like to cuddle. 10. I can shift gears and change lanes, using my blinker and everything, doing a wheelie on a motorcycle. NOW. I gotta find some folks to tag

Chapter 1 Part 2
Devin heads straight to the kitchen to quench his ungodly thirst. Finding his sacred red fluid in the thermos that keeps his necessary beverage at a cool 61 degrees, he sips eloquently like hes at a tasting. Closing his eyes in a state of near orgasm like expression, swallows and licks his lips. Devins eyes flicker like a candle in the wind and the rings around the outer color of his eyes darken to almost midnight blue. One solitary sigh escapes his lungs and ends just as quickly as it began. Firing up his laptop perched on the breakfast bar counter, he signs in to check on an email from Micheal, his protege'. Typically vampires dont associate with Vampires whom were turned by another covenant, but Micheal is a Harvard Grad who went home with the wrong woman one new years in new york. Micheal has a business degree and has been a vampire for only 4 years, immature for vampires, but Devin needed a wall street mind to help with finances. Devin found the email he was waiting on. D