Fubar Blog Posts 2

Goverment
Everyone in Illinois needs to read what I am about to say effects ever man, woman and child in this state in some way. Here’s the thing I know everyone will not agree with me by it is time to set our own different aside and do what’s right, not only for us but our grandparents , moms, dad, children, and yes even ourselves. As I am talking to you the state government wants to pass a bill doing away with state funded program. These programs are very important to millions of people in different ways and do not have to be cut. There are other ways to fix this budget problem without cutting programs and razing taxes at a time the world is in a difficult state. Now is the time for everyone in Illinois to stand together and tell all the government offices all the way to the president that cutting health care and razing taxes is not the way to fix any state or government problem. We as Americans have already given enough of our tax dollars in bail out programs. It’s

Government Farm Visit
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field." The Agriculture representative said in a "wise" tone, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture man running for the fence; close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets, and the bull was gaining at every step. "Help," the rep shouted to the farmer, "what should I do?" he screamed helplessly. The old farmer, hooking his thumbs in his overalls, called out: "Show him your card!"

Government Swine Flu Advisor On Vaccine Maker Payroll
Many people seem genuinely baffled that western governments are hyping the arrival of a swine flu pandemic as if it’s the greatest threat to humanity since the bubonic plague, despite the relatively low number of deaths from the virus, unaware that the pharmaceutical industry has been intimately joined at the hip with the state for decades. Another illustration of that fact is the revelation that one of the UK government’s top advisors on swine flu also happens to be a sitting board member of GlaxoSmithKline, the company selling dangerous and untested swine flu vaccines, as well as anti-viral drugs Tamiflu and Relenza, to the NHS. “Professor Sir Roy Anderson sits on the Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage), a 20-strong task force drawing up the action plan for the virus. Yet he also holds a £116,000-a-year post on the board of GlaxoSmithKline,” reports the Daily Mail. We also learn that Anderson was “one of the first UK experts to call the o

Government Job
A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks Him, '"Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes - caffeine." "Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years." The interviewer says, "That'll give you five extra points toward Employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my Testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for Me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. Every Day." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P..M., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point in You coming in for that."

Government Spending
I’m beside myself. I am a 54 year old, single, Californian male with no dependants or family. I was a “Personal Services Contractor” with the intelligence community. I was assign the middle east and northern Africa 1981-1993. My income was cut in half due to Multiple Sclerosis, November 1993. I was told by government representatives “You can NO longer perform your mission.” I was dropped like a HOT rock. I do not have the ability to print money to shore up my budget. I am so offended with the manor our federal government “BAILED OUT” the banking and auto industries. I ask WHY? No one stepped in to bail me out, then or now. It is up to me to decide weather I pay for my medications, food, health care or keep a roof over my head. It was NOT errors in my judgment that caused the 50% loss of income, but it was up to me, me to deal with it. My health care is doing an adequate job, I have no complaints except for my increasing cost. But I will suffer

The Government And Your Garden
One of the most potentially dangerous bills we've heard of is trying to sneak its way through Congress right now, in the sheep's clothing of so-called "modernization" of food safety. Its called bill HR 875. Understanding parts of the bill at times depends on smelling smoke as you read it. Here in the US, we still have only smoke ... an Ohio state ag department SWAT team raid on an organic coop, Pennsylvania ag department raids on horse and buggy Mennonites, California setting coliform levels so low fresh milk dairy farmers would need cows that produced pasteurized milk right out the udder, arrest and handcuffing of a single mother in front of her children for selling goat milk, the USDA paying its agents bonuses for foreclosing on farms, ... But in the EU where 60% of the Polish farmers are now gone because of identical bills enacted into law there, and 60 UK farmers have committed suicide, there is fire. And in Iraq, where they have been rendered helpless serfs by the theft of thei

Government Run
> Dear All 535 voting members of the Legislator.> > > The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 - you have> had 234 years to get it right; it is broke.> > Social Security was established in 1935 - you have had 74> years to get it right; it is broke.> > Fannie Mae was established in 1938 - you have had 71 years> to get it right; it is broke..> > War on Poverty started in 1964 - you have had 45 years to> get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each> year and transferred to "the poor"; it hasn't> worked.> > Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965 - you've> had 44 years to get it right; they're broke> > Freddie Mac was established in 1970 - you have had 39 years> to get it right; it is broke> > Trillions of dollars in the massive political payoff called> the TARP bill of 2009 shows NO sign of working.> > And finally to set a new record:> > "Cash for Clunkers" was established in 2009 and> went broke in 2009! It took good dependable cars (> that were the best some

Government Rantish
So I had to pause momentarily from re-rating people to to write a blog because I'm one of those people that gets something on their mind and they have to spill. It's not a rant per se, but maybe it could be considered one. As I'm rating, I see amoung the tickers (which all are begging for rates instead of bling now which amuses me) a blue link that says "Obama to world: Don't expect America to fix it all" This really caught my attention because it's something I'ved bitched about to friends, people, in debates for years. I don't agree with the war. I don't support the war. I never supported the Bush administration the 8 years he was in office. EVER. I was very, very active in politics growing up, especially my senior year in high school when Bush was running against John Kerry. I was fortunate enough to have met both of them, and speak to both of them. George Bush was a very nice, kind man by all means. But I've got two fingers and a pan to hit everyone over the head who voted for him

The Government Announced Today
The government announced today the they are changing their emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security when your getting screwed.

The Goverment Stabbing The Military In The Back Again
If you care about your Military, read this, and then contact your Senators and Congressman An Artical in the Fayetteville Observer today http://www.fayobserver.com/articles/2010/11/13/1047630?sac=Mil {Quoted Text} Published: 05:17 AM, Sat Nov 13, 2010 Military advocates vow to fight debt-busting proposals Some of the budget-cutting ideas from the president's deficit- and debt-busting commission would hit the families and economy of the Fayetteville-Fort Bragg community if they were enacted. Advocates for soldiers and their families vow to fight many of the proposals. The ideas include military and federal employee pay freezes, new health insurance fees for military families and retirees, new health insurance fees for the employers of military retirees, and closure of Department of Defense-operated schools for military children. Another idea would prevent new soldiers from collecting military retirement pensions until they turn 60 instead of around age 40, when many complete 20

Government Shutdown Would Force Recall Of Some Federal Workers Overseas (repost)
This morning on the Senate floor, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) tried to downplay the effects of a government shutdown, which now seems all but assured. Kyl said if there was a shutdown, it would likely be brief, and “while there would be some dislocations and inconveniences, I do think the media exaggerates a little bit the result of a shutdown over the weekend.” Unfortunately, however, even a brief shutdown could have wide-ranging and expensive effects. The Constitution forbids any funds from leaving the U.S. Treasury if they haven’t been appropriated by Congress, and so all non-essential government services will cease immediately in the event of an appropriations lapse. In some cases, this means requiring federal workers all over the globe to return home immediately. For example, NASA researchers in Greenland who are monitoring Arctic land and sea ice would have to return to the United States right away, and bring all of their equipment with them. Their work is

Government Calls Native American Resistance Of 1800s "much Like Modern-day Al-qaeda" (repost)
The Center for Constitutional Rights (CCR) issued a statement concerning the hearing before the United States Court of Military Commission Review in United States v. Al Bahlul, before its scheduled date of March 17, 2011. Al Bahlul is the first appeal of a Guantanamo military commission conviction to proceed before the Court of Military Commission Review. The case is notable because, in essence, it is a conviction in desperate search of supporting war crimes. But it's also notable for the ahistorical and racist rhetoric in the government briefs that suggest equivalency between Native Americans resisting US takeover of their homelands and al-Qaeda. If you were to ask the Seminoles, I suspect they would say that the greatest threat to their homeland security during the 1800s was in fact the US government. It's appalling that the Obama administration has abandoned its pledge to close Guantanamo. But it's intolerable that it would invoke and distort one of the darkest moments

7/12/11 Government Plan To Raise The Age Or Retirement To 67.
On the news this morning, there was talk about raising the age of retirement to 67. Frankly, I'm getting tired of watching my Social Security being cut away a piece at a time. The elderly of today have it better than any group of seniors before them. It's about time for this generation of elderly to start feeling it too because I really don't want to have to work until the day that I drop over dead.

The Government-my Take On Politics
I wish people would start realizing that the republicans and democrats are all best buddies laughing all the way to the bank at our expense. While they have the American people arguing "red vs. blue" like it's a damn football game, we are being distracted from the REAL problem which is ALL of government and ALL of the political systems!

Government Job How To Become A Grade8
In this time of job security in the government you need to become a Grade8I thought I'd be a G girl and have some fun so I filled an application and was made a Grade1I wore a naughty little blouse the could see right thru and my Boss took 1 look and made me Grade2I started dictation in a skirt above the knee when I got finish the letter I was a Grade3My Boss gave my thigh a pinch as he went out the door I blinked my big blues eyes and I was a Grade4I felt so happy 1 morning it was good to be alive I did a naughty rumba dance and got my Grade5My Boss asked me to kiss him so I showed him some new tricks, He must have liked the lesson, he gave me Grade6We left 1 weekend for his seaside Heaven, He must have been pleased I became Grade7My work is improving for now I am a Grade8 but I don't know what it is worthCause my God I am 3 weeks Late!

Government Pay
Okay, most of the men and women running this country are already well off right? So why the hell do they need to earn so much of our hard earned tax dollars? People tend to be so upset with the welfare system for the way they just give away money to undeserving people, but they fail to see the biggest welfare system of all. To start, do you know what federal politician and Cabinet members actually earn every year? Here is a breakdown:• Congress Members (Representatives and Senators): $174,000• Senate and House Majority/Minority Leaders: $193,400• Cabinet Members: $199,700• Speaker of the House: $223,500• Vice President: $230,700• President: $400,000 Effective January 1, 2001, the annual salary of the president of the United States was increased to $400,000 per year, including a $50,000 expense allowance. So ask your self this,why do these already well off people get so much I personally would settle for less than half that rate until our country was out o

Government-sanctioned Murder Of Children In The United States Of America
The United States of America stands as the only democracy in the world that supports capital punishment. In 1976, the U.S. Supreme Court affirmed the legality of the death penalty in Gregg v. Georgia. Years later, in 1989, the Supreme Court case of Stanford v. Kentucky confirmed that the Eighth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution does not grant minors over the age of fifteen immunity from receiving the death penalty. Since then, thousands of people have been executed in the United States, and an alarming number of them were juveniles at the time they committed their crime. Today, hundreds more still wait on death row. Many believe that capital punishment exists as a fair and just punishment for murderers; they feel that without capital punishment, a victim’s life and death are held in less regard. Others believe the death penalty serves as a deterrent to murder and also as a means to give closure to victim’s families. Some almost inhumanely consider the costs of lifelon

Government Sites Hit, Syria Says; Toll Seen Rising In Homs
BEIRUT, Lebanon — marc jacobs Explosions in the northern Syrian city of Aleppo struck two targets associated with the military and police early on Friday, Syrian state television reported, as the central city of Homs was reported to still be under siege with sporadic tank fire ripping into contested neighborhoods, pinning down residents in their homes. He blamed the government itself for carrying out the attacks against what he said were two heavily guarded security compounds that it would have been difficult for civilians to approach. “This regime is playing a well-known game, seeking to distract the world’s attention from the massacres in Homs,” Captain Wawi said. Another Free Syria Army commander said the rebels had carried out an operation against security headquarters before the bombings, but that they had nothing to do with the blasts- marc jacobs bags . Much of the government effort to quash revolt has centered on Homs where activists said another 1

Government
Think about this!! If you have to use your thumbprint to log into your computer, you are exposed!! If you have to use your hand print to clock into your job, you are exposed!! If you have to use your eyeball to get into a restricted area at your job (retina login) you are exposed and if you have to login and use your voice to gain access to your job or computer, you are exposed!! People of AMERICA and the FREE WORLD, if you succomb to this new technology, you are getting everything you have coming to you for allowing the GOVERNMENT to brainwash you and tell you this is a new way of life or protect you from society's derelicts and hackers!! You are doing nothing but fueling their ambitions to strip you from your human and constitutional rights!! Do not be fooled by the new technology being forced upon you!! You have a right and a vote and before you vote and implement a LAW or SUPPLEMENTAL LAW do your research!! REMEMBER!! THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!! WHY? Because you allowed

Governing Body Of Soccer
DENVER -- Saturdays rematch between UFC lightweight champion Benson Henderson and the man he beat for the belt, Frankie (The Answer) Edgar, wasnt supposed to happen. Tracy Porter Jersey . Following Hendersons UFC 144 win over Edgar in February, UFC President Dana White suggested former World Extreme Cagefighting champion Anthony Pettis would get his shot at UFC gold. But Edgar, who had previously granted title-shot rematches to B.J. Penn and Gray Maynard, was relentless in his pursuit of a return bout and eventually forced Whites hand. The two now meet in the main event of UFC 150 on Saturday night at the Pepsi Center. "Rematches are -- I mean theres two sides to it," Edgar said. "You get to see what your opponent is all about, and you get to see what youre about. I think sometimes in rematches it matters who makes the best adjustments and who is the best. But at this level, fights are so close and sometimes its who shows up that night and who performs better." Thus far in his career,

Government Snatches Kids From Couple Over Support For ‘independence’ From Europe
Ian JohnstonNBC NewsNovember 24, 2012 UPDATE: Council poised for U-turn after taking foster children away from UKIP members LONDON — Three children were removed from the care of an English couple because their support for the U.K. Independence Party meant they were unsuitable to provide foster care, an official said Saturday. Local government body Rotherham Council said that the three children were not “indigenous white British” and that social workers had raised concerns about the UKIP political party’s stance on immigration, ITV News reported. Joyce Thacker, the director for children and young people’s services at Rotherham Council, told BBC News that the children were placed with the couple on an emergency basis and were not due to remain with them permanently. She confirmed they had been removed from the couple’s care. “If the party [UKIP] mantra … is ending the active promotion of multiculturalism, I have to think about

Government Lies & Half Truths About Assault Weapons
Lies and half-truths is all that we seem to be getting from the government these days. The latest lie is that military-style guns have no legitimate purpose in the hands of civilians. Of course the media is in on it. The government can’t really do anything without the media. The media is the machine that carries the lies out to the uneducated masses. There has been a lot of debate about these weapons and a lot of terms being used, inappropriately, by both sides. So I am not going to go into the detailed operation of each firearm type and the proper nomenclature, except for one. The term “assault weapon” was high jacked by the government and gun control crowd, from the term “assault rifle” which is used to describe a military firearm capable of “selective fire.” An “assault rifle” is a firearm that could be used in two different ways. It is a combination rifle; one that is suitable for a rifleman or infantry in one mode and also su

Government!
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad. ''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were aslee

Government For Sale...
As much as many consider the failure to end the filibuster in the senate a victory, it feels as a hollow one for me as it also points out how pervasive the lobbyist money is in Washington and that we as people, whether we agree or disagree with our elected representatives can never be confident in them voting their conscience, much less ours. We complain about how this segment of the government doesn't serve us, that this group is taking advantage of the system, etc. In the meantime, we can never be assured that those in Washington haven't been bought by anyone. The fix? Choke off the money coming in the Washington backdoors and you'll find people representing you who are there to represent, not people representing the highest bidder. I don't mind dissent, I thrive on it at times, but I don't want to hear that the NRA, the ACLU or anyone else for that matter bought legislators to drive ANY agenda down our throats. If the agenda doesn't stand on its own then maybe it ne

Government 1st Suspect
Why Government Should Be The First Suspect In Any Terror Attack History tells us that false flag is a favored form of statecraft Paul Joseph Watson & Kurt NimmoInfowars.com April 19, 2013 In the aftermath of the Boston Marathon attack, with authorities struggling to retain a coherent official narrative in the face of photos which show numerous unidentified identically dressed men wearing black backpacks at the scene of the blast, it’s necessary to revisit the evidence of why government should be the very first suspect in the event of any terrorist atrocity. Image: Flickr False flag terrorism – attacks manufactured or provocateured by governments and then

Government Survey All
ALL Digital Communications In The United States Are Being “Captured” By Government Surveillance Systems *Video* Mac SlavoSHTFPlan.comMay 9, 2013 You may be reading this article in the privacy of your own home, but somewhere in a National Security Agency control center your every move is being tracked. What time you logged on this morning, the web site you visited, how long you stayed and even what you said in the comments section – all of it – has been cataloged and possibly even flagged f

Government Movie
Elysium: Propaganda for Illegal Immigration “Reform” Infowars.comAugust 8, 2013 Neill Blomkamp’s science fiction action film, Elysium, scheduled for release on Friday, August 9, is slick New World Order propaganda. Although the film’s director and star actor, Blomkamp and Matt Damon, disagree and say the film does not carry political weight, a number of commentators say this simply is not the case. Scott Foundas, a film critic for Variety, characterized Blomkamp’s effort as pushing “one of the more openly socialist political agendas of any Hollywood movie in memory, beating the drum loudly not just for universal healthcare, but for open borders, unconditional amnesty, and the abolition of class distinctions as well.” “It’s not just

Government Disgust
U as a mother or father of a son or daughter kiss your child that will always be your baby goodbye send him off to war to fight a fight u will never fully understand , but that don't matter, he/she stands for your freedoms and fights for others to be free as well! U kiss your husband or your wife goodbye u send her or him to war,U don't understand the fight nor do u understand how it is more important then the family they have right before them here, but u do it and are proud to.U kiss your Mommy or Daddy goodbye U don't understand why u have to say this goodbye, U know that person stands for freedom and must keep it safe..HE OR SHE has a HIGHER CALLING...ONE THAT THEY SIGN UP FOR willingly for TO DIE FOR U! U have more respect for a man that may or may not have died for your sins ,then u do for men and woman, someones child, parent, family member, or loved one, husband or wife then u have for OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMAN THAT DIE EVERYDAY FOR U! AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!! U

Government
Government is closed . At the 3 last tries to burn white house down and people not taken no more shit . Health care package they threw at us sucks .there talk about civil war again. Some of you voted for dumb ass in office. Out all the states in this country only 2 are doing good NY,Pa. the rest are in chaos. Exp 1 FL. This state stop doing auto inspection . Now the streets are not safe to drive. And when car comes to NY these cars are impounded do to not save for the road . I have had few people move up here from FL . Newer cars and failed are yearly inspection these are 2010 and 2011 cars now state cops are now involved just pull any FL state car and impound it .what did we do to this country. Unsave , no rules, just out of control. Only you can make a change.

Gov. How I Hate Thee!!!!!!!!!
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Go Vote For Me!
Ok I need all the help of my LC friends and family and fans! I need for you to go to my link and vote and comment my picture! I'm in the Best Boobs contest and it sure would mean a lot to have a chance to win!!! Thank you to everyone in advance who votes and a big LC hug and kiss to those that have voted already!! I love you guys!! Shelley http://lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=7275&i=51544511

Go Vote For Me
Ok you all know the routine....PLEASE GO VOTE GO VOTE ...for me in the best TAT CONTEST.... 1. Click on the link 2. Leave a comment 3. rate that pic.. Thanks to all have already voted for me Harleysportee69

Go Vote Tappers
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Go Vote
Contest is open... No rule besides the don't comment on your self... lol.. You can comment as many times as you want. I was asked to participate in this contest so everyone go exercise your right to vote. Even if it's not for me. Please,do your part support the men in uniform http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=376941&albumid=147667

Go Vote
WELL SINCE I AM PRETTY MUCH BOYCOTTING BULLETINS, AND I HAVE MORE READERS HERE. I AM ASKING FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR THIS YOUNG LADY AND FORMER MARINE. THEN REPOST HER LINK SO SHE CAN WIN. THIS IS HER FIRST CONTEST. AND SHE DESERVES IT. ON TOP OF BEING A FORMER MARINE, SHE IS REALLY SWEET TOO. SO PLEASE GO VOTE AND PIMP HER BIG TIME. JUST CLICK ON THE PIC TO VOTE.

Go Vote For Me Please
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Go Vote For My Picture
Hey guys...I need everyones help...I need everyone to go vote for my pic in the Delicious Diva Contest...and ill return the fav!!! Love Tonya Heres the link to my picture: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=763462&albumid=434765&i=2120068984

Go Vote For Bruno Ranieri
Hello I don't know if you know this or notbut I have been nominated as favorite new male vocalistat New Country Star, I sure could use your help, by voting every hourand reposting the bulletins on it, and spreading the word, please give my friendsthe Ridler Brothers some support as well they are up for favorite new bandThank You ,Bruno Raniericlick on link below, add it to your page , for a quick vote every hour

Go Vote! Contest Twist!
A TWIST! A TWIST! A TWIST! I have been trying to think of something to do that's a lil' different. So, here it is.... A NEW PRIZE! I will be recording the amt of rates tonight at 9pm FU Time! The contestant with the most rates to come in between tonight @ 9 and tomorrow night @ 9 will receive a 1 day blast! I know, I know...it's not much but definitely reason to plug along and keep at it! So, you gotta get the rates anyway to win...why not try to get the most you can in 24 hours and win MORE! HAVE FUN! CLICK THIS LITTLE PICTURE THAT SAYS "VOTE" TO TAKE YOU TO THE FOLDER! The "5 Thinger Discounted Contest" is Almost Over! Contest Ends Friday Night at 7pm FU Time. I challenged my friends to be creative and find 5 random things from around the house and put together the funniest, most original picture they could come up with! To do something different than the sexiest this and that. I didn't want to just rip any pic from their profile and turn it i

Gov Palin Invites Levi To Thanksgiving.
Gov. Sarah Palin told everyone’s favorite tear jerker TV talk show host Oprah that Levi Johnson is invited to celebrate Thanksgiving with the Palin family (to be aired November 16th). I like that. Let by goes be by goes. Besides he’s the father of Gov. Palin’s grandchild. Want to read more? Here’s where you go http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33891323/ns/today-today_people/?GT1=43001 And here’s where you go to listen to absolutely great rock music, if I do say myself, BlastFM. Where music comes alive. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm . You’ll love it Baby!!!

Gov Struggles To Cope With Over 800 Wounded Soldiers
More than 800 of them have lost an arm, a leg, fingers or toes. More than 100 are blind. Dozens need tubes and machines to keep them alive. Hundreds are disfigured by burns, and thousands have brain injuries and mangled minds. These are America's war wounded, a toll that has received less attention than the 3,500 troops killed in Iraq. Depending on how you count them, they number between 35,000 and 53,000. More of them are coming home, with injuries of a scope and magnitude the government did not predict and is now struggling to treat. "If we left Iraq tomorrow, we would have the legacy of all these people for many years to come," said Dr. Jeffrey Drazen, editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine and an adviser to the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. "The military simply wasn't prepared for its own success" at keeping severely wounded soldiers alive, he said. Survival rates today are even higher than the record levels set early in the war, thanks

Govt Knew!
How Bogus Letter Became a Case for War Intelligence Failures Surrounded Inquiry on Iraq-Niger Uranium Claim By Peter Eisner Washington Post Tuesday, April 3 It was 3 a.m. in Italy on Jan. 29, 2003, when President Bush in Washington began reading his State of the Union address that included the now famous -- later retracted -- 16 words: "The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." Like most Europeans, Elisabetta Burba, an investigative reporter for the Italian newsweekly Panorama, waited until the next day to read the newspaper accounts of Bush's remarks. But when she came to the 16 words, she recalled, she got a sudden sinking feeling in her stomach. She wondered: How could the American president have mentioned a uranium sale from Africa? Burba felt uneasy because more than three months earlier, she had turned over to the U.S. Embassy in Rome documents about an alleged uranium sale by the centra

Govt Worker
A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Just a little later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence , followed closely behind by the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets , and gaining on the USDA Rep at every step. The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

Gov't Struggles To Cope With Wounded Gis
By MARILYNN MARCHIONE, AP Medical Writer More than 800 of them have lost an arm, a leg, fingers or toes. More than 100 are blind. Dozens need tubes and machines to keep them alive. Hundreds are disfigured by burns, and thousands have brain injuries and mangled minds. These are America's war wounded, a toll that has received less attention than the 3,500 troops killed in Iraq. Depending on how you count them, they number between 35,000 and 53,000. More of them are coming home, with injuries of a scope and magnitude the government did not predict and is now struggling to treat. "If we left Iraq tomorrow, we would have the legacy of all these people for many years to come," said Dr. Jeffrey Drazen, editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine and an adviser to the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. "The military simply wasn't prepared for its own success" at keeping severely wounded soldiers alive, he said. Survival rates today are even higher than the rec

Govt Goes After Fubar
I just posted the following in a bulletin, and I hope that people will do their part and send a letter through the site listed, and pass on the bulletin. This will affect Fubar, and may even kill it. Everyone's bitching about NSFW rules now -- imagine if this was implemented! Say No To Section 2257! The federal government is proposing regulations that would effectively kill adult social-networking sites. This is being done under the guise of fighting child pornography. You have until September 10 to object to these regulations. It’s easy to do. Please forward this information to your friends! What’s the Deal? The Department of Justice is proposing regulations to implement a federal law designed to combat child pornography, known as Section 2257. The law was first enacted in 1998 and was amended in 2006 and significantly expanded to include regulation of the Internet. While many of the regulations pertain to companies that produce adult entertainment magazines and video

Govt: Bio-weapons Could Be Used To Combat Overpopulation
Govt: bio-weapons could be used to combat overpopulation ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance] Date: 26 Sep 2007, 19:30 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: A-BombDate: Sep 26, 2007 1:27 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Boston 9/11 TruthDate: 26 Sep 2007, 11:18 AMGov: Bio-Weapons Could Be Used To Combat Overpopulation Government Report: Bio-Weapons Could Be Used To Combat OverpopulationA British government Ministry of Defence report outlines a nightmare future society in which the population are forced to accept brain chips, immigration and urbanization ravages communities, class warfare ensues, and biological and neutron weapons are used to combat overpopulation. The MoD's Development, Concepts & Doctrine Center drew up the document to crystallize the "future strategic context" likely to face Britain's armed forces, according to a report in the London Guardian today. Sin

Govt Waste
The 2008 Congressional Pig Book Summary is here…and we need your help! Today, at a 9:30 a.m. EDT national press conference, Citizens Against Government (CAGW) will be naming the names of those in Congress who are responsible for the 11,610 pork-barrel projects costing you $17.2 billion in the fiscal 2008 budget. We will be joined by leading opponents of this congressionally earmarked spending, including Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) and Reps. John Campbell (R-Calif.), Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), Tom Price (R-Ga.), and Paul Ryan (R-Wis.). Topping this year’s list of outrageous special-interest projects are: $4,840,870 for wood utilization research; $1,529,220 for the Appalachian Fruit Lab; $984,400 for Idaho's strategic plan for managing noxious weeds; and $98,000 for a walking tour of Boydton, Va. (population 474). Noxious is right! As you can see, despite last year’s ethics and lobbying “reform,” pork-barrel earmarks - the currency of corruption in Washington, D.C. - are alive and

Govt. Rebate Check
Subject: Rebate check As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us will now get a nice rebate. -If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. -If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs -If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. -If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan. -If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US. MY name is ELLIOT SPITZER and I appoved this ad.........

Govt Wants Less Mad Cow Testing
Source: Time (WASHINGTON) — The Bush administration on Friday urged a federal appeals court to stop meatpackers from testing all their animals for mad cow disease, but a skeptical judge questioned whether the government has that authority. The government seeks to reverse a lower court ruling that allowed Arkansas City, Kan.-based Creekstone Farms Premium Beef to conduct more comprehensive testing to satisfy demand from overseas customers in Japan and elsewhere. Less than 1 percent of slaughtered cows are currently tested for the disease under Agriculture Department guidelines. The agency argues that more widespread testing does not guarantee food safety and could result in a false positive that scares consumers. "They want to create false assurances," Justice Department attorney Eric Flesig-Greene told a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit. But Creekstone attorney Russell Frye contended the Agriculture Department's regulations covering th

Govt Service
I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word "service". Internal Revenue "Service" U.S. Postal "Service" Telephone "Service" T.V. "Service" Civil "Service" City & County Public "Service" Customer "Service" and "Service" Stations This is not what I thought "service" meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us. I take great joy in broadening your horizons, once again, I just hope you are as enlightened as I am.

Govt An Eeoc? Yeah Fuckin Right!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/justice_politics DOJ: Former aide broke law in hiring scandal By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer 7 minutes ago A new Justice Department report concludes that politics illegally influenced the hiring of career prosecutors and immigration judges, and largely lays the blame on top aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Monday's report singles out the department's former White House liaison, Monica Goodling, for violating federal law and Justice Department policy by discriminating against job applicants who weren't Republican or conservative loyalists. "Goodling improperly subjected candidates for certain career positions to the same politically based evaluation she used on candidates for political positions," the report concludes. In one instance, Justice investigators found, Goodling objected to hiring an assistant prosecutor in Washington because "judging from his resume, he appeared to b

Govt Is Always Wrong For A Free People!!
To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons: The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than eve

Gov't Poetry
Corruption Confusion, illusion, diffusion among us. Inspired by those who are in power of us. Our protectors are devils, disguised in angel eyes, Misleading, deceiving, tricking us into believing we are safe while we are dreaming. All the while they are scheming, demeaning, Manufacturing a false sense of security just to maintain worldy positions, possessions, with no discretions. We are only puppets in their puppet show, Singing and dancing for their pockets to grow. Assets no longer, it's time to go, oppose their code and to jail you will go. A seemingly endless supply, Brainwashed from inside the womb. It's not us they care about, It's power, greed, prestige, they protect. More money to make, more souls to take. It's Freedom we need to protect, it's us Who need to direct. To stand up for Our rights, unite one another... Believe in each other! Think for ourselves, listen to our hearts,

Gowd I Love This One!!!!!! U Gotta Read This!!
. Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight year old says to the six year old, "Okay, you say ..ass' and I'll say ..hell'". All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast. "Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios." His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?" "I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios. Thursday, July 09, 2009

Go With The Flow
Is that better? LOL....... Walk your own path and let others do the same "You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soul mate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close r

Go With The Flow
Go With The Flow If the sky above seems cloudy And you are left out in the rain If you are searching for a rainbow But the colors bring you pain If your world is not revolving And there is no end in sight If you are looking for the sunshine But all you see is night If all around are smiling But all you can do is frown If you are tired of all this living When life just brings you down Then look beyond your teardrops At the wonders of this land The beauty of a flower Like velvet in your hand. Feel the air around you The smell of new mown hay Laughing children in the park The innocence there at play Imagine floating with a butterfly As she flutters between the trees Or the whispers of the ocean On warm hot summer's breeze Think of the taste of candy floss As it melts upon your tongue Or the melody of morning birds As they greet each day with song Remember words of beauty Told in your mother's embrace Feel the gentleness of her touch As s

Go Without
Go without a coat when it's cold; find out what cold is. Go hungry; keep your existence lean. Wear away the fat, get down to the lean tissue and see what it's all about. The only time you define your character is when you go without. In times of hardship, you find out what you're made of and what you're capable of. If you're never tested, you'll never define your character. ~Henry Rollins

Go With The Flow.
Instead of striving to get where you wish to go, simply allow yourself to be there. All that is, is available to you in the moment you're in. As long as you're trying to understand something, you will fall short. Let go of the desperate need to understand, and you'll find that the understanding is part of you already. When you think you lack something, that blocks it from your awareness, your experience and your life. Instead of filling your thoughts with what is missing, focus on what is possible. Relax into the limitless abundance of now. There is always enough, and it is all here for you to allow. Life's overwhelming richness is mirrored in every little detail. The only thing separating you from that richness is the wall you imagine to be around yourself. Allow the goodness, the possibilities, the value and joy to fill your life in this moment that is now.

Go With Love
Cheryl today I am happy in my life and contrary to some opinionated people in this world who think they're word is Gods words and Gods laws. I say to you did God whisper those words to you in the Middle of the night. Are they your own words. Or are we reciting from a book that has been touched by man throughout many lifetimes? I say to you now the only way to be 100% you are not wrong is to be 100% correct. And unless you were a scholar in the days it words were written and indeed contributed into those writings then i doubt very seriously you could be 100% right. Unless you yourself is the creator of this universe. LOVE everyone no matter race color religion or beliefs. Be kind to yourself and others. Always try to speak the truth as you think it to be. Remember what is right for you is not right for everyone else so before you speak choose your words carefully in order not to hurt their feelings. and most of all if you have nothing nice to say about someone. I find that it is best f

Go With Care - 513
Every day I dream of a man, who I would get if I could I would ya know I can. I sit at home and cry, loving is far away and I wanna know why..... Sometimes I yearn for my own death, needing to hear three words in one breath. But who do I think I am, who ever gave a damn?? So now I have to decide, in who can I confide?? The Lord is the only one, who will care when my life is done. Even when I was twenty I didn't know love, I fell off the wings of a dove. If it was possible, if it was okay, I know what my heart would say, I'm sorry, I am please believe, I am scared of anger please don't leave. After all I am poor can't afford loves costs, especially to you, you just increased my empty lots. I had cared now what do I say, go with care and remember yesterday.

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Go Wrong
when things go wrong and you have no one to go to what do u do? i guess you just have to try to work it out on your own and try to figure out why its ok for some to just walk away and others to sit there and wonder wtf just happened.... I know everyone's life isn't perfect and people have drama and so forth but its not right in no means to get dragged into it when it really has nothing to do with you. But you still try to be nice and stuff....but grrrrrrr why do you need it really!?! It just ends up hurting a lot of people in the long run, sometimes it ruins friendship or relationships (boyfriend & girlfriend or husband & wife) or best friends outside/inside fubar. How do you keep out of it when you don't even know your in it? the drama that is would we ever really know? if we can ever get out of the drama other people have. I mean dang no one lives in a bubble and there's always bs outside/inside fubar.

Gps And Cell Phones
This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology. GPS A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football match. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard. When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean up the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to em

Gps Android Tablets
GPS Android Tablet h?lt einen herausragenden Platz in der technischen Welt, wo fast die 54 Prozent fühlen sich in der Smartphone-und Tablet-Markt zugeordnet werden. Es hat sich schnell auf einer monatlichen Basis von 48 Prozent gewachsen seit der letzten paar Monate. Diese Zahlen würden die neuesten Verbesserungen der Zelle ad Lieferanten, Millennial Media zu sein. Die Android-Software Anzeige verbringt Anteil, den die guten Prozentsatz und das wird die oberste im kommenden Zeit erreicht. Mit der Einweihung in der Innovation für PC Tabletten, hat sich die Technologie den v?llig neuen Android Betriebssystems führte zu vorinstalliert zuzüglich bald auf Tablet-PCs vorgestellt auch. Weitere Diskussion innerhalb der Vorteile des Besitzes dieses Betriebssystems auf Ihrem eigenen Tablet-PCs ist unten aufgeführt. -dual sim handy android Ein. GPS Android Tablets wird als empf?nglich Quelle arbeiten: Dies erm?glicht dem Endbenutzer dieser Elemente, um Software, ups und verschiedene andere trend

2008 Gp Series
I am hoping I can sell my old car off and get something out of it to put towards either a truck or KX85. I have yet to decide....depends on what is yet to come and what falls into place first. I need both pretty bad. I went after 2 more sponsors. It's a little scary because I am only in training, but hey at least they know I'm INTERESTED if all else! I decided FINALLY that I'll race the Big 6 Grand Prix Series next year. I'll be racing Women's Beginners. So, Adelanto Grand Prix 2008 here I come! Yay!! I figure Grand Prix will give me edge into motocross too... since it's all elements anyway. So, on top of desert training, I'll have to head out to Racetown or CEMX and practice to get some motox laps down.

Gps Helps Pygmies Defend Forest
GPS helps pygmies defend forest By Fergal Keane BBC News, Cameroon The Baka are battling to protect their traditional homeland Living with the Baka Late in the night we hear a low howling across the forest. It builds to a crescendo until I am certain that what I am hearing is the sound of murder. The contrast is extraordinary. Through a gap in the canopy I can see a sky full of stars. The rest of the village is asleep. There is peace - except for the blood chilling screams. "My God, what is that?" I ask. "He's looking for a woman," replies Dr Jerome Lewis. Dr Lewis is a British anthropologist from University College London who has devoted much of the last 20 years studying the pygmy groups who live in the forests of the Congo basin. "Who's looking for a woman?" I say to him. THE BAKA Hunter-gatherers who live in south-east Cameroon A few live in Congo and Gabon Sometimes referred to as pygmies Shorter than their Bantu neigh

Gps Systems
Good Morning. This is the last day to present snack recipes for my contest. I must admit there are some fabulous recipes…and my peppers are taking a backseat to many…imagine that I already know I am done… Oh well it was a gallant try. I will post winners tomorrow, stay tuned. Ok here is a reoccurring theme of late. More people who put their brains on "standby" while using satellite navigation systems: In July, a group of 10 children and 16 adults from California were stranded in their cars in wilderness near cliffs close to the Grand Canyon, to which they had been misdirected by their navigation system. Rescuers were able to talk them back the next day on their cell phones. Also in July, a truck driver hauling a 32-ton load from Turkey through several European countries headed for Gibraltar in the southern tip of Spain missed his destination by about 1,600 miles, winding up at a dead end in Skegness, England. (Gibraltar is a British territory, though nowhere near the British Isles

Gps Stolen
Ok I am sorry. I am in a bad mood tonight because my car was broken into and my GPS was stolen. I am writing here because it helps me get it out and maybe not be so upset. How could someone do that? Why me? Why didn't the touch my purse which was there too with my CC's, checkbook, driver's license ect.? ARGH!!! I have/had addresses in there that I do not have any where else. I used it daily because I am horrible with directions. WHY????? I feel so violated. With all that I do for everyone else, how could this happen to me? Thank you for letting me vent here. I am off to be upset and cry for a few minutes. $500 lost.. gone.. sucks when you can't afford to replace it so you will never have one again. this is what makes me not trust people! ;akljdsfk;lajsdfk;lajdsfklasghai;hgaseialega;sklhgoiarg

Grab An Appendage And Pull...
Ladies and Gentlemen... Boys and Girls... It's that time again... Yes! That's right it's time for a good olde fashioned game of Tug-o-War... Oh, you're wondering why there's no rope... Well, that can be answered simply... This game is played with ME! Grab an arm, a leg, Hell grab my heart... And PULL!!! Yes sire this is a game that has been played for ages or at least for the portion of my life I can remember... Which way will I go? Which path will I choose? Can you bend my opinions... my morals... my life to your wishes? Is it possible for you to get what you want out of me? Care to give it a shot... Come on up! And pick your spot! But you must hurry... For openings are going fast! So find your spot... Grab a hold... And PULL... Pull with all your might, for this will not be an easy task, nor a fun one... I warn you! I have will power beyond that which you may believe... And have played this game longer than you could imagine... So pick

Grab Bag
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Grabbing The Sheets....
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Grab The Tissues!!!
Subject: Santa Claus--not bad--not bad! I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't ev

Grab A Tissue Cuz U Gonna Cry!
This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the b

Grab Your Whiskey And Weed Because You're Going For A Ride
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Grab Your Tissues And Stand Tall Soldiers!
The Cost Of Desks Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" Ms. Cothren said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period, no desks. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher wh

Grab A Rafter And Hang Out
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Grab Your Straw And Come To Suckface's Auction
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"grab Your Crayolas" And Hop On Board The "i Love To Color Train!" (40 Riders Plenty Room For More)
Hop on Board Come Color With Us! To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "I Love Coloring!", or "I color alot!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "I'm coloring with you!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official I Love To Color Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 50 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made. Also please include a link to a colored picture that either yourself, child, or grandchild has colored and I will add it place of my

Grab Life By The Tits
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Grab Ring, Jogging And Stretching Training
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Grace & Faith
Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not as a result of works, so that no one may boast. Your personal worth is not an issue to God. No one can meet His standards. Your personal sins are not an issue to God. He has already tried and closed the case of human sin. Your "good deeds" and works are not an issue to God. He offers salvation by grace through faith, not by works. God's policy is salvation by grace through faith. Jesus Christ provides your salvation. Faith in Christ is the means by which you receive God's grace. http://www.lightforyourpath.com

Grace And Appreciation (my Thanksgiving Prayer)
Grace and Appreciation Grace the process by which we add dignity and honor to the day to day life we live Appreciation the act of being grateful This is what thanksgiving is The time to recognize so much that is daily taken for granted The ability to walk through town without the fear of being jumped by those that criticize and hate The time to explore thoughts and dreams The freedom to live the dreams in my head While others are forbidden dreams Forbidden freedom Forbidden to live without dominating fear coloring their world Here I sit thankful that I am not one of them One of the little men fighting to be free Fighting against a world that refuses to see my need My need of them Thankful am I that I am a lucky one A lucky one here Here in America My prayers this day are li

Grace Of God
It lies invisible to the eye, Yet it can be seen. It cannot be held in one’s hands, Still.... it can be felt. It can taste as sweet as ripe mango, But, in can never be eaten. It is this imagined thing that fills no pot, Yet, fills my dreams and desires. It gives warmth with no fire, Illumination without light. It is the bond that created You, And the force which gave birth to Me. It is the love between those who have gone before, And the love which binds us now. It is Love. It is the true Grace of God.

Graceful And Charming (sweet Forget-me-not)~great Big Sea
Fancy brings a thought to me of a flower so bright and fair, Grance and beauty, both combine to make that far more rare Like a maiden that I know who shared my happy life, Where we parted, when she whispered, "You'll forget-me-not". She's graceful and she's charming like the lillies in the pond Time is flowing swiftly by, of her I am so fond, The roses and the daisies they bloom around the spot Where we parted, when she whispered, "You'll forget-me-not". We met I really don't know where, I guess it's all the same Love grows in a village green as well as in a lane I gently took her by the hand and a glance at me she shot, She dropped a flower, I picked it up, it was a sweet forget-me-not. She's graceful and she's charming like the lillies in the pond Time is flowing swiftly by, of her I am so fond, The roses and the daisies they bloom around the spot Where we parted, when she whispered, "You'll forget-me-not". And then there came a happy time when something that

Grace Ata Resturant
Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark

Grace
With wings of grace traded by sweet dreams of hell I float upon a cloud with no silver lining instead it drips blood from my body I cut my pain away but no matter how deep I go it still remains with in me the lose of a pure one hurts so bad that the words upon my lips can't even cum close to see the pain written all in my eyes and I am not able to erase the pain away it is my only sin upon this world to speak demotic tones filled with hate and love mixed with blood and envy I dare not show it all at once I cried pools of blood the other day and the words that I found that comforted me was " IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT" PLEASE JUST LOCK ME AWAY I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANOTHER D

Grace
NO JACKET REQUIRED I shook my head in disbelief. This couldn't be the right place. After all, I couldn't possibly be welcome here. I had been given an invitation several times, by several different people, and I had finally decided to see what this place was all about. But, this just couldn't be the right place. Quickly, I glanced down at the invitation that I clutched in my hand. I scanned past the words, "Come as you are. No jacket required," and found the location. Yes, I was at the right place. I peered through the window again and saw a room of people whose faces seemed to glow with joy. All were neatly dressed, adorned in fine garments and appeared strangely clean as they dined at this exquisite restaurant. Ashamed, I looked down at my own tattered and torn clothing, covered in stains. I was dirty, in fact, filthy. A foul smell seemed to consume me and I couldn't shake the grime that clung to my body. As I turned around to leave, the words from the invitation seemed to leap ou

Grace
Current mood: touched The confusion began that day,When all of our hearts turned grey.The strength of Grace had passed away. Grace was my grandma's name She helped us with our problems and lives She lived with God in all of her heart She did 100% more then her part I remember her warm loving touch She shined so bright and cared so much! She smiled through her physical pain Knowing very well what she would gain. I went to her instead of God I know that now she's gone She is happy now,she can walk and run She's rejoicing in her perfect form with God and his son. I miss her and love her so very much She taught me so much,even on a crutch! I do want to see her again someday So Jesus please take all these sins away. Please Jesus help me take her place Give me the wonderfull words of Grace! Take me away from this world of sin I'll do what I have to untill you win. Direct me in your peacefull light Block the darkness tha

Grace Gale Girlfriend Application
I thought I'd place this on here, in case no one's ever read it. Grace Gale Girlfriend Application or... GG GF A Name: Grace Matilda Gale Age: 7.5 years of age. Location: Effrikah Height: Fun Size Hair (color and style): Bleach blonde with black highlights, mostly worn back in an Embrace The Day Doo-rag Eyes: Patches Piercings/tattoos: Those are for faggots. My body is a temple for Jesus. OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? Breakdown Fest, staying in watching the Breakdown Fest DVD, and hockeygames. 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Embrace The Day, Lemonheads, and Slipknot. 3. Do you drink/smoke?? How do you do that? 4. Do you like the beach? Oh gosh, yes. 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? Crabbing ;) 6. Do you like movies? Home made preferably 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Narcoleptic :( 9. If not what would we be doing? I'd be sleeping. What would YOU be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? y

Graceless Days
These Graceless days are trying, There seems not enough love, Still I let go with my lion's roar, Please hear me up above. It is a loud roar silence, for the quiet to go hear, I whisper roar it to the sky, for everything held dear. For in this graceless age today, when all are high in self, I wonder cry for everyone, who's heart is on a shelf. It seems reverse has taken over, for any in any pain, when I see good peopes heart's go up on shelves, I know we are insane. These Graceless Days are trying, I do all that I can, high on selves or hearts on shelves, just be a better girl. I make my call out up to God, and to all beneath his might, what's wrong with the big picture, when to love is same to fight. I heed this call from spirit sky, to go out and save Grace, I can't give up in lifetimes, until we all have honest face. In Graceless times to act with class, is seen in ways quite rare, if you don't believe in honesty, I give you all this dare: be honest in your d

Grace Kelly By Mika
Grace Kelly lyrics Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome I could be loathsome I guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try? I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie Ive gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! How can I help it How can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Hello my baby Putting my life on the brink Why don't you like me Why don't you like me Why don't you like yourself? Should I bend over? Should I look older just to be put on your shelf? I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks

Grace Kelly
Singer : Mika Song & Lyrics : Mika Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome I could be loathsome I guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try? I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie I've gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! How can I help it How can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Hello my baby Putting my life on the brink Why don't you like me Why don't you like me Why don't you like yourself? Should I bend over? Should I look older just to be put on the shelf? I try to be like Grace Kel

Grace
A man sits naked in the dark. His fetal posture rests him somewhat. The darkness calms as he rests his head on his propped forearm. In the back of his mind he wonders if his spirit is slowly seeping through his skin, dissolving into the atmosphere while sitting and praying alone in the closet. His own breathing lulls him into a soft conversation, a relished love exchange and as he breathes he thinks how it sounds oddly like another's breath. He rests in the rhythm. Deep reservoirs burst within him when more of his soul empties and he cries, though the rhythm doesn't change. Sweet release, he thinks. "Render me fit...", he inhales, "...to receive more of Thy grace", he exhales. The breaths become the prayer when he runs out of his words.

Grace
Warning: This song is a bit of a tear jerker I don't wanna see, I don't wanna see anything I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be lost again I don't wanna walk, I don't wanna walk far from You I just wanna live, I just wanna live like You do As I stumble to the light of grace You said You'd always have a place for me Got a little scared, got a little scared in the woods And everywhere I turn, everywhere I turn nothing's good Then I saw a little light, saw a little light shine for me And I found a little path, found a little path at my feet As I fumble with the gift of my free will He says hush now, listen to my voice, be still My refuge, my Father The only Living Water I'm weary, I'm broken I've cracked my heart wide open Unholy, unworthy And still You reassure me You knew me Before I new myself I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be lost again

Grace Potter And The Nocturnals, "apologies"
Yesterday he said my eyes were fading fast away I said well what do you expect...you asked me not to stay And if it had all been for the best, I wouldn’t feel this way And he said... Oh he said it’s crazy how love stays with me You know it hurts me cause I don’t wanna fight this war It’s amazing to see me reading through this scene Of love and fear...and apologies Apologies My love is like a blanket that gets a little bit too warm sometimes I wanna wrap somebody in it who can hold me in his arms Cause when it got a little too hot in there He was always stepping out for air and he froze... Oh he froze He said it’s crazy how love stays with me You know it hurts me cause I don’t wanna fight this war It’s amazing to see me reading through this scene Of love and fear...and apologies Apologies Yesterday he looked at me with a tear in his eye and said I’ll always tell you you’re my friend I hope I don’t have to lie Cause it’s clear you love another man And I sai

Grace - Kate Havnevik
Grace - Kate Havnevik I’m on my knees only memories are left for me to hold Don’t know how but I’ll get by Slowly pull myself together There’s no escape So keep me safe This feels so unreal Nothing comes easily Fill this empty space Nothing is like it seems Turn my grief to grace I feel the cold Loneliness unfold Like from another world Come what may I won’t fade away But I know I might change Nothing comes easily Fill this empty space Nothing is like it was Turn my grief to grace Nothing comes easily Where do I begin? Nothing can bring me peace I’ve lost everything I just want to feel your embrace

Grace Cathedral Hill
Grace Cathedral hill All wrapped in bones of setting sun All dust and stone and moribund I paid twenty-five cents to light A little white candle For a New Year's Day I sat and watched it burn away Then turned and weaved Through slow decay We were both a little hungry So we went to get hot dog Down to Hyde Street Pier The light was slight and disappeared The air it stunk of fish and beer We heard a Superman trumpet Play the national anthem And the world may be long for you But'll never belong to you But on a motorbike When all the city lights Blind your eyes tonight Are you feeling better now? Some way to greet the year: Your eyes all bright and Brim with tears The pilgrims, pills, and tourists here Will sink fifty-three bucks to buy A brand new halo Sweet on a green-eyed girl All fiery Irish clip and curl All brine and piss and vinegar I paid twenty-five cents to light A little white candle And the world may be long for you But'll never belong to

Grace-full Words~the Upper Room~
When we forget something, it's just a little slip of the mind; but when somebody else forgets, it's gross negligence. When we snap at someone, it's simply because we're having a bad day; but if they snap at us,we see them as mean-spirited. An of course, if we're late for an appointment, it's because of the hectic day we're having. But if someone else is late, we accuse them of being irresponsible. We may chuckle, but isn't this the way we behave? It's easy to condemn and criticize others for their short comings while excusing our own. We all have faults. And while someone's fault may strike a sour note in us, be assured that one of our faults may strike the same sour note in others. Jesus did not tell us to judge one another but to love one another. How much stronger the body of Christ would be if we used our strengths to complement others and our voices to build them up!

The Graceful One
Graceful beauty yet untouched Not ever truly seen Beneath the gossamer veils The beautiful chaos lives It breathes and grows A beautiful contradiction Words that cannot truly express Never what people see Nor able to be what they want Not perfect, not beautiful, always wrong The graceful beauty of chaos in my soul

Grace Is Gone
Neon shines through smokey eyes tonightIt's 2 a.m. I'm drunk againAnd it's heavy on my mindI could never love againSo much as I love youWhere you end, where I beginIs like a river running throughTake my eyes, take my heartI need them no moreIf never again I fall upon the one I so adore(Chorus)Excuse me please, one more drinkCould you make it strongCause I don't need to thinkShe broke my heartMy grace is goneOne more drink and I'll move onOne drink to remember

Grace
"Grace is a wonderful and peculiar thing, changing always until the precise Moment it decides to manifest itself upon us. It lingers timidly in the background of our lives, blending in so well with our daily scenery that we never recognize it as such. It ever closely watches for the Time, sometimes cruelly looking upon us as we endure the many cruelties this world has to offer. When least we expect to see it, when we truly feel that hope is lost, only then is it Emboldened, taking a firm grip on our hearts and perspectives, giving us the clarity we need to traverse the Path which is right for us... Grace is Temperant, Strong, Deliberate and Merciful."

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Graduation Day
GRADUATION DAY © Grimm, 7/16/97 The more I look back on all the happy times the easier it is for me to realize that friends are much more then hellos and goodbye it all comes down to what you have inside. Yes, some are good singers and some are athletic but that doesnt matter (are you starting to get it?) all that is important is the feeling inside if your white or black or green or blue eyed. For me to sit and say "I wont miss this old place" is wrong and untrue (cant you tell in my face?) all the frinds and teachers meant so much to me I dont know any place that i'd rather be. "Those were the days", I'd here my parents say. charish there years...each and everyday The people you'll meet and the places you'll go and the hurt once thats gone is more then you'll know. All my friends will be leaving and i'll still be here All my friends i'll be losing is my greatest fear Promise you wont forget me as you go away, promise you'll be back to see me someda

Graduation Party
After graduation Mrs. Haven invited all of us to her and her husbands house for a huge party. Everybody was drinking having a good time, and of course Mrs. Haven looked as hot as ever wearing tight shorts and a skimpy tank top she changed into. I couldn't help but stare at her, for an older woman she was stunning. She stood at 5-6" tall, large breast and descent body that made all the boys turn their heads. I think she noticed, because as the night went on and everyone got drunker she started sitting on my lap and flirting with me. She bent over a few times in front of me so I could see her cleavage and she smiled when she noticed me looking. At one point she asked me to help get something in the basement. I was taking down some plates out of a cupboard when she rubbed up against pointing to some other items to get down. I thought she might have even rubbed my half bulging cock in my pants on purpose. Either way I felt her hand rub against my crotch as she pointed with th

Gradmas Famous Fruitcake Recipe...lol,you Have Got To Try It!
Ingredients: *One cup water *One cup sugar *Four large eggs *Two cups of dried fruit *One teaspoon baking soda *One teaspoon salt *One cup brown sugar *Lemon juice *Nuts *One bottle whisky * Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. * Repeat. * Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. * Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. * Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. * Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. * Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. * Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. * G

Graduation (friends Forever) ~ Vitamin C
And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives Where we're gonna be when we turn 25 I keep thinking times will never change Keep on thinking things will always be the same But when we leave this year we won't be coming back No more hanging out cause we're on a different track And if you got something that you need to say You better say it right now cause you don't have another day Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down These memories are playing like a film without sound And I keep thinking of that night in June I didn't know much of love But it came too soon And there was me and you And then we got real blue Stay at home talking on the telephone We would get so excited and we'd get so scared Laughing at ourselves thinking life's not fair And this is how it feels As we go on We remember All the times we Had together And as our lives change Come Whatever We will still be Friends Forever So if we get the big jobs And we make the big money Wh

Graduated!
So i graduated today from first institute medical specialist school ,with a 3.6 and got two awards.Dylan bought me roses and got me a really sweet card.My mom got me a ring and a cute charm bracelet.and she made me a money tree which is kindda lame but it had 20 bucks on it so whatever. I found out i have hypothyroidism so i got put on this medicaine and it makes me eat alot cus it speeds up my metabolism...it's kindda nice...i can eat alot and not get fat(fatter).Yup thats all now im gunna go watch WWE so i can masterbate to John Cena...kkkok....LATE

Grade Me...choose A Letter
GRADE ME----choose a letter F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally. D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff. C- You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best. C+ ~You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes? B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too. B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too. A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you. A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on. A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!

Graduation
graduation is in less than two months!!!!!!!! one thing i ahve to be looking forward too, new appartment, new job yay! but in a way im scared for it to come and what comes after it................. uh oh dooms day :(

Graduating Life
Give or take 20 days, I will be free from assignments. I can't believe this is happening to me. I went through so much to get this piece of paper. And it never felt better. I understood the true concept of appreciation when I first set foot in my university. I was nervous. Quite and timid. I had no one to talk to. But I persevered. I knew that if I wanted to make it big I had to do something about it. I had to reclaim my destiny after losing it to battling all sorts of addictions and abusive relationships. Drugs, sex, alcohol..U name it.. Been there and done that. There's nothing much like being in pursuit of knowledge. If I could change anything through out these years of experience, I wouldn't change a single thing. The friends that I have made, the lecturers that were there to be in continuous support. I loved them all. Even my haters. And I was aware I had some. I evolved into a butterfly. University changed me, life changed me. I was kissed by an angel. I

Graduation
I've been thinking aboot it a lot lately. Had I not been vocal aboot the wrongs of the gcu ownership, made my stand in that campaign, and subsequently been kicked oot for upsetting the power; I'd have graduated this past weekend. My whole life since has been formed by that decision. Had I not done that, I'd now have my teaching degree, and still be in Phoenix. Other than that who knows what all would be different. I know what wouldn't have happened, but I don't know what really would've. By standing up for what I believed to be right, I found my world turned upside down, and am yet to have found the new balance of it. What it really boils down to is that I did what was right, and am paying for it. And if ever faced with the decision of doing what's right or just keeping things on track. I really hope I choose right again, for its from the hardship that I'm slowly rising from the ashes. I'd not be as strong of a person, had I done the "smart" thing. One day I'll be able

Graduation
So I never thought this day would come so quick, but it has and its been 18years comming and my lil brother is finally graduating on May 13th. See for graduation some people get a car or they get told that the got a trip to somewhere, so for my bros present i gave his 2 12inch Diamond Audio D3 subs and a *brand new* Pioneer CD Player... So then in fall he's off the Peru State College in Nebraska for Sports Management and I wish him all the luck in the world.

Grades For This Past Term
I have to say, that i am very happy. Recieved my grades today, from this past term...2.72 upper b- which for a old fart like myself,,makes me happy...lol Plus i was a 2.69 for the whole year which is still a b-, so i am happy...yesssssssssssss

Graduation Party Ideas
Bobbi asks: son and daughter graduates this spring and wants to have a graduation party afterwards for family and friends. We have very little money for that. Do you have any ideas for finger foods, salads, and decorating ideas that would fit our budget? Thank you, Bobbi First of all, keep it simple. Decorate using anything that they has collected over the years that has her high school colors or mascot on it. For a tablecloth, go to the dollar store and get a plastic tablecloth in their school colors or go to Wal-Mart and get an inexpensive twin sheet (for about $3) in her colors. Hang school pictures or scrapbook items around the room or lay them on the table. Also, balloons and streamers from the dollar store can add a lot to the decorations for a small price. For my daughters graduation I didn't decorate much, but I did lay out a very nice food table. As far as food goes, it's really more about the presentation than the food. Even the most inexpensive food looks expensiv

Graduation
totally freakin out..have no clue what i am going to do with the rest of my life..if you didn't know..i am a senior this year..and my graduation is coming up soon and i havent the slightest clue how i am going to take this..it all went way too damn fast and i dont know what to do..it seems like yesterday i was in middle school and now im greduating..

Gradmother The Earth
...Grandmother the Earth. That power is here all the time. It is continuous, and nobody controls it." There are certain powers that the human being has no choice but to obey. We cannot negotiate or barter with this power. Our choice is either to conform or to live out of harmony. Whatever our choice, it will be the end result in our lives that we notice. So it is with the powers of the Earth which produce life. The Earth has the life force power. If anyone plants a seed, the seed will grow. The Earth treats everyone equally. The human cannot interfere, only obey. We should all show great respect for the Earth and Her powers. Great Spirit, today, let me honor and respect the power of the Grandmother, the Earth. Man"not-so"kind learned about the powers of the earth a long time ago. Man has harnessed the plutonium and uranium for bombs of mass destruction or Murder in the name of God. The balance of this earth is equal. Good and

Graduating C/o '07
"All good things come to an end." I never thought graduation would come so soon till it hit me two days ago when we were picking up our cap and gowns. It's finally here, we're finally done with EVERYTHING. Anxious, excited, petrified and at the same time depressing..the kind you'd feel right before your wedding. These are the people that got me through 4 years at the s'wood..4 LONGGG years. All the laughs we've had, all the tears and heartbreaks we got through with each other. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have a single tear drop fall on my face on the day of graduation. I've met the most AMAZING people on earth and also made some enemies along the way but that's all behind me now. Nothing good ever comes from holding a grudge. It only produces wrinkles..yuck lol. People can talk all they want, just be happy they took that precious time of their life to gossip about you..feel special. Anyways, graduation is just 2 days away. And I'm sure I'm gonna have a full loaded camera after.

Graduation
Tomorrow is graduation practice at 9am. Then Thursday at 5:15pm I will have to practice one more time and at 6pm the real thing happens. I graduate high school! WOOT WOOT!!! Leave Some Comments if you'd like. Love:Nikki

Graduation 2morrow
Okay so practice went well today. Just tomorrow is the big day I get to graduate High School. WOW! I am so nervous!!! My stomach is all blah. I got my cap and gown today at practice. It's gold yucky. LOL! So I wont be on tomorrow night:( Tomorrow is going to be crazy I have been invited to 2 parties and can't go because my mother want's me to be here for her lil party. Oh well... I'll put on a happy face and try to enjoy it.

Graduation
Today was our award and graduation ceremony at my school...even though I am not officially graduationg I am the class of 2007 so I recieved an award for perfect attendence and for yearbook but that is all I am going to write for now.

Graduation
I have to say that I am a proud MoM of a graduated 5 yr old......my baby is growing up but like I have said IM SO PROUD OF HIM AND HE ONLY HAS 12 MORE YRS TO GO BEFORE HE HAS TO WALK ACROSS THE STAGE ONE LAST TIME TO GET THE MAIN ONE.........No matter how hard times get for him while he is in school he will have me to help him with them all.........

Graduation Party
Today my ex's neice who i've known for most of her life, called me and begged me to come to her graduation party! WHOLE family type thing! So ex inlaws and everything! MOst of whom can't stand me! and thats mainly because i can't stand them! And i've let them all know it! but anyway, my neice's dad! who is in the same situation as me. Has a fight with his illegitimate son that showed up from who know's where, cuz he was called and begged same as me! shit spills out! shitloads of bullshit drama that i stayed clear of with my daughter in hand. Then of course my ex-brother in law decides to start his SHIIIIT haaha with me for some reason. So i just tell the ex! im takin my daughter and getting out of here! call me later if you want to pick her up. THen on the way home, a ford explorer with a DRUNK old lady smacks into an on coming van! I see it all, truck flips, i pull up next to it, get out and start gettin the lady out, she reeks and is talking and fine, but she's all "im soooo sorry,

Graduating
Im graduating hell fucking yes! after missing almost 2 months of school and everything Im graduating with a fucking 3.4 GPA... YAY Oh and this is my first fucking blog on this shit so fucking comment.. and Ill do the same :)..

Graduation
SO TODAY WAS A BUSY DAY FOR ME MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS GRADuating.....YEP IM PROUD OF HER ......YESTURDAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL MY KIDS ALL HAD PERFECT ATTENDENCE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR WITCH ISNT BAD THEY HAVE THAT THRU THE WHOLE TIME THEY HAVE WENT ONE IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL ONE is in 7TH ONE in 4TH AND ONE in 3RD SO I THINK THE PARENTS SHOULD GET A CONGRATS FOR THAT ITS HARD GETTIN EM OFF EVERY DAMN DAY ...LOL!!!! OK ON TO SOMETHING MORE WE HAVE HAD SOME MAJOR FUCKIN STORMS I MEAN KNOCKING THE POWER OUT THUNDER LIGHTING I LOOK FOR HAIL ANYTIME I LOVE THE STORMS BUT NOT COOL WHEN I LOOSE LIGHTS AND HAVE KNOW COMPUTER .....BLAH....ANYWHO I GOTTA RUN SEE YA SOON...XOOXOXOXO MESHA!!!

Graduate!!!!!
Well I get to see my little girl Amber graduate tonight,I am so proud,she has been through a lot of bad stuff the last few years,thought I would share this,because it means so much to me. I love all my ct friends have a safe and blessed weekend.

Graduation Day 6-09-2007 Please Read And Show Some Love......
Well today I sit here with mixed emotions. My son is graduating High School @ 10 a.m. . It seems like only yesterday I was dreading the day that his first day of school would start. I am so blessed to have such a WONDERFUL son. He has made me very Proud.With an A/B Honor Roll report card everytime this year. A scholarship to college . I will be sitting in the stands with a heart bursting with joy, excitement, love and admiration for my son. I will be there as both parents, because his dad is no longer in the picture. So to all of you who have a kid graduating you know how I feel, and to all of you please do just ONE big favor could you post comments to him on here letting him see that they're nice people in this world who does care about people. Please help me show some love to THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 007........

Graduation Day
Today was graduation day at Miss Helen's preschool. Many of the students would be going to kindergarten next year, and it was important that they receive their diplomas to show that they were ready for the next step in their education. A lot of people showed up for the ceremonies. And the snacks were pretty good. The students arrived in costumes, because they were going to give a presentation for those in attendance. Lilly played the part of Bo Peep. Apparently she had lost some sheep and didn't know where to find them. Well, a lot of people tried to help her, but nobody knew where the sheep had gone. Jack and Jill tried to help, but they had both just fallen down a hill with a pail of water and I guess they were in a lot of pain. But eventually, the sheep came home and all was well. Then the graduates arrived. And the undergraduates were there to assist. Ethan was given the honor of holding the flag during the pledge. Lilly ponders the si

Grad Party
Yesterday we left the house around 4:15 to go to Tigers nephews wedding reception. Stayed there till around 7, left there and had to head to Findlay to my nieces grad party. So we got there close to 8. Well my dad was getting ready to leave around 10 and I told Tiger he could just ride home with him if he wanted to. I forgot that Jordan was going to spend the nite at my sisters that nite. Well .. I decided I didn't want to drive home by myself late at nite when it was an hour drive and I had taken a pain pill, so I decided to stay too. BAD IDEA!! I did NOT sleep well AT all. I didn't get to bed till 1am and tossed and turned till about 5:30 got up and messed on the computer for a little bit. Finally tried laying back down around 7 and slept till 9 :O Then we helped clean up and haul chairs and tables back to where they had to go. Jordan & I just got home about an hour ago. My ass is draaaaaaaaaaagging! So I'm going to eat a little something and take a nap. Hope all the dads are having

Grade Me----choose A Letter
GRADE ME----choose a letter F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally. D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff. C- You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best. C+ ~You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes? B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too. B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too. A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you. A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on. A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!

Grade Me!!! Thank You Sexy Blue Eyes!!!
F= damn youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome

Grade Me !
F= damn youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome

Grad What Else To Do Now
i have grad hs a year late but did it um but what is there to do now be mom be a girl with no jobs go back to school i dont know what i should do what can help me out in the long run help if want what should i do its nice to do shit that cool and be happy you know

Graditude And Thanks
i just wanted to say thank you to all of you that had voted and commented on my mumm ..... it was a real treat to see every ones comment wheather it was good or bad .... thank you to all of you men and weman ....... BIGBOY

Graduation
The Graduation Gift Story A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" And stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and w

Grady Cooper & Rebecca Ann Kizziar
August second, nineteen ninety-seven Remember this day For this is the day of your wedding The whole is now greater than the sum of it's parts. Remember the love you feel this day. Remember it. . . When he leaves the seat up. . . When she's "in a mood". . . When he forgets to take out the trash. . . When she forgets to recap the toothpaste. . . Remember. . . you're a team. You're together forever, this is it. To have and to hold. For richer, for poorer, In sickness and in health, Through rain and shine, And most of all, All of those days that are only partly cloudy. Remember Rebecca, Remember Grady, When your partner deserves your love the least, That is the exact moment that they need it the most. Be slow to anger and quick to apologize. Speak your love often. Show your love always. And remember this day. August

Grades Are In
Its 9am, Im in school drinking my coffee. I sit alone as somehow im being ignored once again. I dont know why cause i havent done anything wrong to them. Someone comes in and says that the grades are in from our last exams. The grades are hung at the wall where the teachers leave us notes. Everyone rushes to the wall to see if they passed. I sit quitly drinking my coffee. People are wondering if im even interesting in my grades. Well i studied hard, i knew what i wrote down. I somehow knew i passed. Perhaps they call it being cocky.I just call it being prepared. A few come back and they are talking,I know they are talking about me. Once again the highest grade in class. Once everyone is gone i go check my grades. I passed it and well quite a good grade. I hear the talks behind my back. I hear how jealous they are. Is it so hard to just be happy for your classmate and congratulate him with his good grades. Why do i have to sit alone just cause of my grades. I wonder if it will e

Grade Me
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nicolekatherine Date: Nov 25, 2007 4:21 PM Grade me[]F = dang youre ugly[]D = your parents must be hated[]C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?[]C = You're okay looking, but u need work...[]C+ = You're just average[]B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess[]B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.[]B+ = Pretty attractive.[]A- = You're extremely attractive.[]A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!![]A+ = ... will u go out with me [seriously][]A++= will you marry me[]A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP[]A++++=You, me, bed...NOW!YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!Reply to me the grade you think I deserve.Re-post this as "Grade Me

Grade Me
Grade me F = dang youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty attractive. A- = You're extremely attractive. A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = ... will u go out with me [seriously] A++= will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP A++++=You, me, bed...NOW! YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve. Re-post this as "Grade Me

Grade Me
Grade me []F = dang youre ugly []D = your parents must be hated []C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? []C = You're okay looking, but u need work... []C+ = You're just average []B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess []B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. []B+ = Pretty attractive. []A- = You're extremely attractive. []A = DANG YOUR SEXXXAY!! []A+ = ... will u go out with me [seriously] []A++= will you marry me []A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP []A++++=You, me, bed...NOW! YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you think I deserve. Re-post this as "Grade Me

Graduation Celebration Cruise
I know I know the big bear trip isn't even done yet and I've got another trip planed.... I'm graduating in approximately 24 weeks!!!! In celebration of getting my MBA I invite all of you to join me on my Graduation Cruise. 3 day cruise to Ensenada on Carnival Cruise Line DATE: May 16-18, 2008 PORT: Port of Long Beach COST: 350-400 per person/ double occupancy For more details contact me :D

Graduation Cruise Updated
I'll be graduating on May 31, 2008 with my MBA, where is the party you ask... it will be the following weekend on Carnival Cruise Lines... if you are interested in going here are some of the details: Cruise Date: June 6-9, 2008 Trip Details: Los Angeles to Ensenada and back Price: Ranges from $300-$400 per person/ double occupancy Room Category: 6D Dining: 8pm seating Book early because these cruises fill up quickly. The deposit requirement is about 110 per person and remember it is 2 people per room or the price is doubled. The balance is due a month before departure. I book my cruises through Vacation Outlet so let me know if you are interested and I'll send out the details.

Graduating
Well I've finally finished school, and now have my degree in medical assistanting. I'm excited in a way but worried about being able to get into my field being that I live in a smaller community that everyone in the medical field knows everyone else. It makes things really hard when I don't know anyone previously in the medical field to help get my foot in the door. I'd love to hear from ne one with ne advise cuz I'm struggling to stay upbeat with no hits on my resume. I'm a happy aunt though I now have a beautiful niece!!

Graduation
Graduation should by a time for joy and happiness, although sometimes being sad (high school days)being the end of an era and the starting of a new one. At least that's what most think and feel. In my opinion, last night's Graduation if that's what you call it was more of a floop. The new President, did a comedy act for the last half of the students, while we were lining up so the first half barely knew what to do. We went in one isle got through the ceremony which was ok. At the end of the ceremony instead of everyone going out and up one isle (as we did when I got my Certificate last year) they vacated the quickest route and went up both directions. I'm not sure what they thought of that in the long run but I only hope next year they give better instructions to everyone. This year they actually did Valedictorian and Salutatorian of each department. One would have thought, with my 3.98 (22 A's and 2 A-'s [where A=4.0 and A- = 3.70] = 3.975) instead of someone having 23

Graduation Tonight!
ok....I am going to my college graduation in 3 hours. I am freakin nervous! LOL I hope everyone wishes me luck...I am gonna need it! I just know I am going to fall off the stage! lmao Oh,,,for all my local buds, my graduation party will be on May 17th (tomorrow) at CW's in Vincennes IN. I will be there around 9:30pm Indiana time. I hope everyone has a great weekend!!!! Michelle

Graduation Day
After all the dust has settled and all the smoke has finally cleared... I will graduate from Penn State today. I'll be the first of my friends to graduate from a 4 year college. Imagine the first battle scene from Braveheart... at the end when he's covered in blood, holding his sword up and screaming. Its the same thing except I'm Irish, replace the sword with a diploma. I can't wait to have that $40,000 piece of paper. Cancer... car accidents... insane drama... Fuck it all. I did it. KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!! Pictures soon to follow.

Graduate
I plan on graduate. Thats the goal. I don't have many classes left to take. I don't see why I can't do it. I don't have a reason not to. I dunno what I'll do with a sociology major/psychology minor. But atleast I'll be done ya know?

Graduation Ceremony And My Son
Well today is my grad ceremony...i am so excited!!!!! Then i got good news last night. My oldest son is coming to visit for 2 weeks, i haven't seen him for almost 2 yrs!! I am so excited to see him..i can't wait til Sunday..i get to go pick him up at the airport and stuff.....man things are going good right now, except for my computer..thats a whole other story! Anyway.....i have a lot of things to do b4 tonight, pick what clothes i am going to wear, clean the house up a little bit, finish laundry and that..i am just so excited...man i can't wait til Sunday. My kids are excited too,they can't wait to see their brother.......... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grade Me Game
GRADE ME GAME" Grade me and reply and send it 2 me!! F = damn you're ugly D = your parents must be mad at the doctors C- = You're need some work C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. F*** me A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Spectacular A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND F*** ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! Reply to me the grade you

Graduation Is On The Horizon
It's starting to hit me now....Graduation is little over a month away and then its the real world. No more waking up 10 minutes before class and walking out the door, no more fraternity stuff, no more having a shit tone of free time, and most of all i wont see my g/f every day (if im lucky it will be twice a month). Instead il have to get up probably an hour and a half and start my career in broadcasting and the the not so fun part, paying off student loans. After five and a half years, i'l have my bachelors...to think about it, its all surreal to me because i thought id ever get a bachelors, hell i never thought id make it in college but i did. They say that college are the best years of your life and i can honestly say that that's true...these have been some of the best years of my life, im gonna miss everything including the partying.

The Graduate
Some days I feel like I'm the only man on a very small planet. You walk for days, but you only go a few feet before you pass that same dead flower again. The stars tissle and giggle as I try to lay down to sleep. My back curves on the surface, and if I look real hard I can almost see my feet. I'm not exactly sure what I'm trying to accomplish up here. Serenity escaped me years ago. Sollice I can have in a dark closet or a fully stocked wine cellar. I'd kick a pebble to chase, but its rather apt to hit the back of my head. Maybe I came out here to hold my breath and petulantly wait for rescue.

The Graduate
My friend Mark and I had discussion not to long ago, he was going thru some pretty deep stuff with his family, the discussion was about when shitty things happen, how they happen in 3's or whatever karma is dealing you, how there is always an exclamation point on the events, how they start out small, lost your keys or maybe you were late for work, then the next thing is a little worse, found your keys and locked them in the car, then worse... you get into your car and then on the way home it runs out of gas 10 miles from anywhere that has gas, and even worse after your walk to the gas station and 10.00 deposit on the red container, you find a ticket on your wind sheild, all to get it home and wake up in the morning to a flat tire.... You laugh it off put on the spare do your thing seems like everything is okay nothing bad and then the next day you learn your car has been repoed because someone hacked your bank account online and no payments had been getting thru and of course you ign

Graduation
Well, this past Friday was my graduatiom! Man, did I ever have fun. I cried, my mom cried.....HELL everybody cried I think! Plus TONS of pictures were taken by every graduates family. I bought two disposalable cameras Friday morning so I could take as many pictures as possible. And that I did. A few days before graduation, I got a big surprise from my mom. She bought me a graduation balloon and a dozen mini roses. It shocked me so much that I cried when I saw them. Everyone I know is so proud of me for getting my GED. My sister is envious of me. Me and her were always incompetition with each other. But anyway, I will have pictures up in a few days of everything. Even pictures from me getting ready for graduation. Well, until then fu-friends. Take care. Rayne

Gradual Incline
The parralllel transicities of the universes in my head would puzzle even the most educated of men. The gradual incline from world to world would throw even einstien. The many hardships in my conciuos existence have manifested many more. and my undieing love has created one so beautiful one could not even comprehend

Graduation Band Ideas And Activities To Puddle This Milestone Memorable
Exercise parties graduation announcement wording a rattling specific marker in your individual's experience, so task to tidy this circumstance something really memorable. Giving many provision to intellection quantification organization activities can exploit you action that. What can you let to head it a real special occurrence? Disclose to your high. What would he or she suchlike? Also, do your investigate. Then see if your ideas agree with theirs. Choosing a idea can real add rattling living to your lot. There are umpteen executable themes from which to choose, much as, a Civilise Colors Line, American Laua, Beach Circle, Pool Organisation, Sports Air, This Is Your Sprightline{theme, Mexican line (or opposite nationality), Hoarder Chase, and more.For much ideas explore the internet for "Circle Themes". Permit a mammoth headline congratulating your set. And why not eff a ikon workplace depart up their represent and put it on a biggish posting sheet? (You could regularise stir up a so

Graduations Can Convey Umteen Things To Numerous People
Graduation speeches graduation announcement wording solon than mere line. They should be inspirational and they ought to fund graduates a module to cherish and a content to mention. Exercise speeches should print the day as state a special opportunity.A exercise is nigh action. It is about the ending of one phase in lifetime and the first of another. It is a day when parents should be thanked and tutors comprehended. It's a day when students are addressed and valedictorians reminisce.Every college has its own traditions, of education, but coverall the day is one of recreation. It is a day for impermanent dignatories and flags flying. It is a day when insensitive apply is rewarded and students go out on the town. That graduation announcement wording, naturally, when the official observance is over. Whether you meet it exercise or quantification the communication is the synoptic. It says "Approval and rise through".Graduates get from all sorts of disciplines. They may serve as teachers o

Graduation Formulation For Graduation Announcements And Invitations
Before you do anything else, you should triumph yourself for accomplishing one of the most big milestones graduation announcement wording your story. Graduating from college, steep education, medical education, alter kindergarten is a big pot today and should be illustrious with the grouping you assist some the most. When you transfer out those best program mailings, here are both pointers on the exercise expression.Invitations Vs. Graduation AnnouncementsOpening, you pauperization to pair what write of transmittal you necessity to move. Quantification invitations are apt when you poverty your friends and unit members to look either the graduation occasion itself or a graduating band afterward or both. Unluckily, we can't ever shake everyone we would same to deal the day with. That doesn't meant they have to be socialistic in the twilit. Actually, graduation announcement wording can publicize them an statement instead. The promulgation shares the goodish, you would use the announcement

Gradient Test Says I'm Dominant :d
You Are Dominant You are an object of fascination for many. You shine brightly and boldly. You can talk your way into - and out of - any situation you desire. You move on to the next thing freely and without regrets. Life is about change. You travel light. There's nothing worse than having too much baggage. The Gradient Test Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Grade 9 Ont. Girl Attacked On 'kick A Ginger Day'2
But the comedic intent has been lost at schools across Canada and the U.S. where students have faced assault charges and suspensions for attacking redheads. Picard, who has red hair, said he had not heard of Kick a Ginger Day until Thursday's incident. "This behaviour isn't acceptable," he said. "As such, steps and measures will be taken. Above that,sacs louis vuitton you need to be proactive in teaching empathy to the kids and social responsibility. "We will talk to the kids that this is not acceptable behaviour. You can't be doing this to other people. It's not right. This has to be a teachable moment, that this is not how you behave and there will be consequences for their actions." Gwendolyn, whose long bright red hair frames her pale, freckled skin, had problems with Kick a Ginger Day when she was in elementary school, her mother said. She stayed home from school last year on the designated day that her peers had assigned on Facebook or through online conversations. Russell

Graduation Grievances
A few weeks ago I received the invitation to my Graduation Ceremony – the light at the end of the tunnel, the finish line in a marathon, the last spoon of peanut butter with your jelly (reference for my American readers, I gotta’ keep you sweet). Perhaps I should print it out, laminate it and frame it? (FYI, laminating a document makes it death proof, throw any element it’s way and it will survive). I started to consider all of the great things that come with graduation and then, the cynic within me (we’ll call him Cyril, it’s good to personify feelings) decided to offset all of these points with all that is bad about them. My biggest gripe with this “ceremony” is the outfit. I’m not meaning to sound vain with this, it’s merely an observation. Seriously, what is with that mortarboard hat? Does his head come with the hat? What is the point of this forehead-hugging, flat board on your head? Are we going to be

Graeco-roman
"Hellenic Neopagans worship the Gods and Goddesses of ancient Greece and Rome. Although some followers are Greek or of Greek descent, many come from other ethnic backgrounds, yet all consider themselves Hellenic (or Graeco-Roman) Neopagans." Omphalos: http://www.cs.utk.edu/~mclennan/BA/OM/index.html Nova Roma; dedicated to the restoration of traditional Roman culture, religion and virtues: http://www.novaroma.org/

Graeme Edge Of Moody Blues Late Lament
Breathe deep the gathering gloomWatch lights fade from every roomBedsitter people look back and lamentAnother day's useless energy spentImpassioned lovers wrestle as oneLonely man cries for love and has noneNew mother picks up and suckles her sonSenior citizens wish they were youngCold hearted orb that rules the nightRemoves the colours from our sightRed is grey and yellow, whiteBut we decide which is rightAnd which is an illusion

Graffiti
if theres one thing in this world that i truely love...(other than pot) its graffiti. imma get some vids together and post them so yall can check this shiz out ... like a vid of 10 taggers bombing the subway then fighting the transit cops on the way out! lol u'll love this shit if u like 2 rite ! peace.

Graft
Tin can lid skin graft, artistic slash craft Hiding in marsh land miasmas Exploding with the crescendo Unbent dissention into molestation Raven’s cravings, salacious drainings Depraved sacrifice, sacrificing to depravity Submit to the altar of surreality Bathe in the blood of the travesty Admire the tapestry Drag happy feet across broken glass Grace and class will pass a crass glance And get away with it Make a day of it, play with it Have your way with it Wrap me up in fleece Real friends don’t say please, they don’t even ask But no one is up to task of being taken from Only taking It’s so hot, I’m baking Sweat sliding down my back Worked into a frenzy Plenty of empty to share Knives march in pairs

Grafitti
just a little something i wrote... Grafitti burried here among the living tearring voraciously at the earth that smothers the breath from your lungs the coffin of your monotony has drown your spirit photographs of memories speak a thousnad words of sadness the mutiny of your morals was the final nail a razor would ahve been faster and spared you years of torment torment brought upon yourself like a plague of demons concealed ny benevolence a trojan horse of pain which you sought to subdue with paint and needles your skin a metal-ridden canvas only temporary relief your money has provided the forfieture of your soul has left nothing but an empy carapus a decaying hedge you have grown around your heart your illusion of reclusiveness can be easily incinerated by someone that is selfless with time an anchient medical cure is now your cry for help a cry dissapated by your masochistic phychosis

Graffiti Blogging
(Originally posted on September 28, 2006)When I was going to school one day when I was young (3rd or 4th grade), I saw a city worker smoothing some new wet concrete to make a sidewalk portion. He told me and the other kids there that the cement would be ready to draw in soon.I didn't want to do that. The cement didn't need to have any designs in it. I wondered why people would do it.It took me several years o figure out why people do things like that. It lends a sense of permanence, of immortality. Something of yours will live on after you are dead. It also shows the unwashed masses of people that you are alive.Nowadays, the Internet performs basically the same function. Unfortunately, there are too many people to make sure you get your parts of the Internet viewed.tag: graffiti, blogging-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Graffiti
Graffiti Nation I just spend my time doing all kinds of things. Maybe I spend too much time on the internet. Call it a reaction to my frustrated need to travel. I can't afford to travel, so I do it spiritually on the internet instead. So anyway, I started looking for graffiti. I love graffiti, especially the stencils of people and things that are almost photo-realistic. It just occurred to me that it was truly an art form. Graffiti is a legitimate art form, and it's the voice of thousands of anonymous young people. It expresses everything from the vulgar to the sublime. Of course, since nobody paid for their building or van to get painted like that, they get irritable about it. There was a building I saw in Dublin which the owners had let be graffitied, and they'd let it get updated every now and again with new work. If I had a building to be painted, believe that I would let someone graffiti it. I'd hold freaking auditions. I'd hire someone to do something new and i

Graf
Well here I sit in Graf. Its a training area for live fire exercises. Today, nothing. Not til the night. So I sit here wandering the net. Luckily I have fubar to fill some time. I am also lucky that a buddy of mine has the web n walk on his computer. I guess this will be a good way to keep me busy. For now I dont really have anything to say because its just that damn boring. If you see me online and my status is bored, feel free to hit me up on yahoo. l8ters

Graffiti Is Fun-damental
Many businesses that operate in NYC will have a separate number for city callers. I saw a van today that had it advertised on the side: NYC Call 212-555-3333 Now someone had taken to add I ♥ in front of it so it read I ♥ NYC Call 212-555-3333 No big deal, I see "I ♥ NYC" every five feet or so. The piece de resistance was what someone added to the end: "Girls!" so it now read: I ♥ NYC Call Girls! 212-555-3333

Grahhh!!!
Ladies, Gents, I will make this short and sweet. A gentleman has informed me that I am SUPPOSED to rate everyone with a 10. I politely, or rather smartassedly informed him if that was the case, why are there other numbers on the scale? And as though he wanted to make me feel guilty, he sends me a message that states that even though i gave him an 8, hes giving me a 10. Uhm...Ill level with yall. I like being rated. Its nice to see what people really think. I dont let it affect me to the point that I have to get upset over it, but its nice. If you wanna rate me a 1, do it. If you wanna rate me a 10, do it. Its all up to you. I cant change how you feel about rating me. So if you wanna flame me about rating you a freakin 8 or whatever, dont waste your time. Im gonna read, laugh, delete. ALWAYS in that order...

Graham Cracker Crust
GRAHAM CRACKER CRUST For 9-inch Pie Crust: 1 1/2 cups (20 1/2 squares) graham cracker crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 1/4 cup (2 oz) butter or margarine Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix crumbs and sugar in bowl; drizzle with melted butter while stirring with a fork. Stir until all crumbs are moistened, then press mixture into a 9-inch pie pan. Bake for 10 minutes. Cool before adding filling.

Grains Of Sand
Grains of Sand I had no idea Our dreams and plans Would be in time Fallen grains of sand It went by so fast With just the "tic" Of a hand And so now removed Are our wedding bands I never thought Those beautiful eyes Would look at me And say goodbye I think of our love And it makes me sigh Then I wish that we Both would have tried I'm sure if we Would just hold hands Together we could Save those grains of sand

Grainne
(note to self: look in bureau in the garage for sheet music.) It’s been a hundred years an age has passed Since you sailed…. I look for you on every ship… If you could read my mind, It’s autumn in Ireland and all I touch is the sea rain. Reach for a shooting star and I wake shivering. Your kiss wakes me and I reach far… In the dark And love’s fine arrow is quivering…. I only touch the sea rain….. Bridge : I touch the sea rain….. The gulls cry and the world dies. Nothing so deep as your eyes, And nothing to hold me here and I rise To meet you…. you could read my mind, It’s autumn in Ireland …and I touch the sea rain. I reach for a shooting star and I wake shivering. Your kiss wakes me and I reach far… In the dark And the love’s fine arrow is quivering…. I only touch the sea rain. It’s autumn in Ireland…. I touch the sea rain…

Grains Of Sand
PLEASE DONT PLAGERIZE...this was written by me~ Grains of SAND Like slipping sand seeping through my fingers I feel our love starting to fall. Grain by grain it falls out of my reach and beyond my sight. Unnoticeable until its almost gone and by then, to late to save. I'm desperately search trying to find it, but each morsel so tiny with its own significance is single until pieced together to create a more significant, explicable form, that then grows and takes home in a heart, and is called love. It takes each piece, each grain to complete the puzzle, anything less is far too incomplete. Each is named compassion, soul, willing, giving, caring, concern, hope and so on. Once the pattern breaks and one grain is lost, like children the others follow, until everything you thought you lived for, everything you would have died for, is gone. Out of sight, out of reach, out of mind and requires much faith and worlds of searching to again find.

Grains
The clock chimes hour upon hour, and I drift into the sands, time greets me with a kiss. Eclipsing, I suffer. A space, I inhale, buried among the ruble. Left with nothing, blank. Leave, I am pure, itching to hum the grains of life. Too late, mauled by the naïve.

A Grain Of Sugar And A Speck Of Salt...
Good Morning. Did you get a glimpse of the lunar eclipse? It was quite interesting to say the least. I had slept uneasy most of the night due in fact to train whistles and the moon shinning so brightly that I had not even noticed the eclipse was taking place while I stopped for morning coffee at a local gas station. The attendant asked me if I had seen the moon. I said yeah it was bright as hell…then he said no I mean the lunar eclipse… Duh! Comes as a more and more frequently used term in my head about myself. So after I brow beat myself into submission I said “dang, I thought for a moment it was a bit darker then it was last night” Oh well better to see it then not. However seeing the eclipse will not change anything in ones life, perhaps make it richer for seeing it. The wonders of our world unfold in a heavenly performance. It’s an eerie calm that took place as it was happening that I can truly say. I mean yeah, you still could here distant traffic. The symphonic chirping of the cr

Grain Of Salt
Another day passes by. Another attempt at love remains unrequited. Why do I even bother? I should have learned from the past. I am but a statue, impervious to love. This punctured heart is mine, Becomes a handful of dust. Dust. Hope has now wilted away, Wilted. Along with these dreams That became emptiness. A final exit becomes clear, I am self destructive. A product of this solitude, I am riddled with shards. One simple wish now dies. Was my request so great? One simple wish now dies. Once again I drown in its denial. Was it so complicated? Once again. I've been spit upon. Taken with a grain of salt, my life is.

Grain Of Salt
my face shows far less than i would have it.i desire to be hardened more quickly then life permits.there's a comfort, a softness, some happiness left.visible lessons i still need to be taught.now, then hurry up and teach me. for uncertainty slips by too slowly and satisfaction can't find its way to my head. please let me grow wiser, take the gleam from my eyes. so that the dim shallow spheres, may match my insides.

A Grain In The Sands Of Time Rafy 2009
A grain in the sands of life created @ 2009-01-25 01:48:07 I am but a grain in the sands of time, A grain of sand among millions lying on the beach The hotness of a summer heat drains my soul Waves of ocean water cover me each day Drowning me in the depths of their grasp. Tugging at my existence, As the tide goes out I struggle to hold on. I am but a grain in the sands of time, A grain among millions lying on the beach, Trampled daily by the masses as they enjoy the beauty of the sky Birds so majestically soaring depositing feces on my existence I welcome the ocean waves, As they try to bring me to their depths. The crash of each wave cleans my soul, Gives me hope, to survive another day. I am but a grain in the sands of time, Surviving each day Hoping to be noticed by one person in the crowd Who will take the time to come to me, Scoop me up in caring arms, and deposit me within the bottle of their heart, I am b

Grammar Lesson For The Day
Sorry folks, I'm not insulting anyone here, just looking out for y'all. This is our country, let's represent it and look good at it too! This is just a simple chart that we should all memorize. And if we do, more people will respect us all. [SYNONYMS/etc]: 1.) You're = "You are." "You're a ______" 2.) Your = "Yours." "This belongs to your _______" 3.) Are = "We are_____" "Are you going to________" 4.) Our = "It belongs to _____, and our_______" 5.) Hour = Time. "The hour of________" 6.) Too = "Me too." "This is too much." "I am way too______" 7.) Two = "Two of them." "Two times" "More than one is two" 8.) To = "I will teach you to do this." "Let's go to the______" 9.) There = "It is over there." "There's a way over there." 10.) They're = "They are." "They're good lessons." 11.) Their = "This belongs to their collection of________" "This is theirs & belongs to their ______" 12.) Deer = Animal, Game, Venison. 13.) Dear = "Dear sweet person" "Awe, such a dear.

The Grammies
I just felt like writing a blog about my day. Right now the grammies are on. Its funny how much hype there is for that stuff when the actual thing is pretty low key. It causes me to reminese on all the things wrong with hype. Like when you go to a sporting event and its like. ANND NOW UR STARTING LINEUP.. its like. ok you got Jose Amaya on 2nd base or you got Marcus Camby at center or whatver.. true they may be 7 feet tall or have a 4 seconds 40 yard dash but its sports Now it would be cool if they did that for doctors appointments. Like if the nurse came in and was like .. aaannnddd now the doctor who will charge you 200$ just to say you got a cold.. dr smith Oh well. just silly talk on my behalf. I'm pretty much relaxing before a crazy week. I might write a poem..idk. Well I got this contest and nobody really has taken advantage of a cherry blasts.. maybe i don't know that many ppl and thats why? My CT mami Steph's hubby on here gets a huge contest going.. I d

Grammy's And Tall Boys
Watched the Grammies (or is it Grammy's?), they were pretty good, and I'm proud of that guy named John Mayer, but more on that later. I like tall boys, as in 6 ft. or taller, mostly because I'm a midget. LOL Anyhoo, just felt the need to express that. No it doesn't mean I won't talk to anyone shorter than 6 ft. but it is a plus. ;o)

Gramdmother
Me and my grandmother has always been close. Shes like my second mother and my friend. This lady has always been there for me ...rather it been to one of my volleyball games, dance team performance, a major speech, junior miss, graduation, the day i moved away from college,need i say more??!!! Needless to say this is a very strong lady; someone whom I would consider a fighter. Shes a survivor of cancer in which she has had in many different places but with her last diagnosis she felt like giving up. All I ask for CT to do is please keep her in ur prayers at nite to keep her strenght and remain a fighter....thanks friends...

Gramps
My gramps,is being buried tommorrow.He finally lost his battle with cancer.So,tommorrow at 2pm,I go n say my finally good-byes to him.It's going to be hard,cuz even now with all this pain going on it feels surreal.I want to call him up n say'gramps what do I do?I hurt,help me deal with this.'But i can't cuz it's do to his death that I am feeling this pain,and emptiness.It's unreal,IDK what to do. Expect put on my prettest dress,go n say good-bye to a great man who was there to make me laugh n called me 'mellie girl'.I'm going to miss that n him alot. So,my gramps,heart of my hearts,RIP,you will always be remembered by me as a sweetheart that doesn't judge and loved me for me. GEORGE JAMES FALCONER JULY 18.1938 TO MARCH 10TH,2007 AGE 68YRS RIP I LOVE YOU

Grammar Lesson
Ok I know I'm not perfect and most people do it out of laziness,but this is a pet peev of mine.. They're = they are ie.They're coming to my house. There = something is somewhere ie. Their place is over there. Their = is a posesive ie. I'm going to their house. I might not have explained it the best,but I think everyone'll get the idea. Oh and the word stupider...is not a word! say what is more stupid... Ok I'm done and sure that someone will pick on my grammar and yes I notice the blog name I wrote grammer,to late to fix that. Oh oh wait I forgot Threw = I threw it out Through = I'm through with this blog

Gramma
My Gramma passed on a Year ago today. I miss her alot. I find an old photograph and see your smile. As I feel your presence anew, I am filled with warmth and my heart remembers love. I read an old card sent many years ago during a time of turmoil and confusion. The soothing words written then still caress my spirit and bring me peace. I remember who you used to be the laughter we shared and wonder what you have become. Where are you now, Where did you go, When the body is left behind and the spirit is released to fly? Perhaps you are the morning bird singing joyfully at sunrise, or the butterfly that dances so carelessly on the breeze or the rainbow of colors that brightens a stormy sky or the fingers of afternoon mist delicately reaching over the mountains or the final few rays of the setting sun lighting up the skies edging the clouds with a magical glow. I miss your being but I feel your presence, In whatever form you choose to take, howev

Gramps
Well if you don't know my grandpa hasn't been doing to well.. He has decided to stop going to the doctors and receiving treatment. From my understanding the nurse told my grandmother..someone in his condition who stops dialysis's has a time span of 5 to 14 days. So if you guys could please keep him in your prayers. I would appreciate it bunches. Also I have a friend who's grandfather isn't doing so well after heart surgery. If you can take a few seconds and pray for his speedy recovery. Thanks everyone you're the best

Gramma's Birth Control Pills
Subject: Grandma"s Birth Control Pills[LK] Grandma's Birth Control Pills: This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her >life. He finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was >looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?' 'Yes, they help me sleep at night.' 'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possible help you sleep.' She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. 'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'

Grampa
This is in response to Eddie Blue Eyes ‘ blog yesterday. He asked quite a few questions about family, and such, but this is the one I’m going to answer, since it was with my Grandparents that I actually felt at ‘home’ with. Describe your relationship with your grandparents or your elders. How involved in your life were they? What do you know about their own growing up? Its gonna be a long one, and probably several parts. LOL. I have pictures, but my scanner isn’t hooked up right now. Sorry……. I never knew my biological Grandfather, he committed suicide before I was born. The man I knew as Grampa was Virgil Garland. My Gram did the best to describe his life when she wrote a 3 page memorial and read it at his funeral. I’m gonna copy some of that here, cuz these are the stories that he was always so happy to tell me as a child……… Virgil Garland was born June 15, 1917 at the family home west of Estancia, New Mexico to Bob and Jessie Garland. He had many memories, and many stori

Grammar!
Maybe I am being a little picky here but I wanted everyone to know there is a facility for spell check while writing your posts. That brings me to another point. Homonyms! To, Too, and Two are three different words! Your, Yore, and You're are different based on the statement they come before! Come on ladies! Don't try and act prim and proper only to mess these up. I know it seems as if I am picking on the ladies here and that would be correct because I don't read male profiles. :)

Grammar - I Has It!
I was just teasing a co-worker about something he just said. K: "If you are finding lost people in the Remedy System, you need to call Corporate Support." I just looked at him and said: "Do you find an grammatical issues with that sentence?" He thought about it for a second, chuckled and rephrased it: "If you find people are missing from the Remedy System ....."

Grampy
So everyone knows I went home last weekend to see family. I had a GREAT time with my family and friends. Its what the doctor ordered. lol... Anyways, while I was there we had a little ceremony for my grandfather who passed away 4 months ago. Which was great. Glad I was there. But ever since it seems like I'm taking his death all over again. I think about it when songs come on the radio or when I see a shirt he would have loved to wear. I assume this is normal. Anyways thanks for reading this just wanted to get it off my chest. love ya lots myst

Gramps
Lloyd G. Butler 9/24/34-7/23/06 Many of you remember Lloyd as a Corning employee, Lawrence township supervisor, or even that guy that drove the “Ole Blue Truck”. Being Lloyd’s oldest grandchild, I spent many years creating and collecting memories. I have always kept him on a pedestal, as he appeared almost invincible. He was the strongest willed person I have ever met, a person that could teach you anything, and someone we will never forget. They say everyone chooses someone to idolize as a child, and he would be mine…my hero…my gramps. For the first couple years I was known as “the kid”. Hey Patsy, where’s the kid? She would respond, “Probably home with her mother” Well let’s go get her! I don’t recall many childhood memories without my grandparents. As we got older we would beg for him to take us fishing, which he took us occasionally. If we didn’t catch anything on those famous Chinese fishing poles, he would take us out for waffle fries. Usually he woul

Gramum's Christmas Cake
Ingredients 1 1/2 cups (12oz) raisins 2 cups (1lb) currants 1 1/2 cups (12oz) sultanas 1/2 cup (4oz) almonds 3/4 cup (6oz) mixed peel 1/2 cup (4oz) glace/candied cherries grated rind of half a lemon and the juice of 1 lemon 1 1/2 cups (12oz) unsalted butter 1 3/4 cups (12oz) moist brown sugar 6 eggs 3 cups (12oz) plain flour 1/2 level teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 level teaspoon nutmeg 1 level teaspoon mixed spice 1 level tablespoon black treacle at least 2 tablespoons brandy, rum or sherry as preferred plus extra to "feed" cake when baked.Method - Grease a 9-10 inch tin. - Cream butter, sugar and grated lemon rind until light and fluffy. - Beat in eggs, one at a time. - Mix dry ingredients together well. - Add to creamed butter etc. - Combine thoroughly. - Mix in the chosen alcohol and lemon juice (add a little extra if the mixture seems too stiff) to form a dropping consistency. - Turn into lined tin, ensure there are no pockets of air and the surface of the mixture i

Grammer Quiz
You Scored an A You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. The It's Its There Their They're Quiz

28 Grams
Wicked Jesters Laughing In My Mind Wicked People Laughing In My Face Always Am I Trying To Find Wondering, Wanting My Place Wanting To Grow Numb Not Wanting To Feel AnyThing Anymore It's Your Love, I Want Some Every Day I Want It More and More I Pray To What Ever God(s) That May Exist I Pray That You Find Me At Times I Just Want To Cut My Wrists Maybe Then You'd Open Your Eyes But That's Too Emo For Me I'd Rather Die Like A Man You and Me, Us, I Want It To Be I Know It's Hard, But Damn I May Never Live To See My Dreams Come True But Most Never Do All I Have In My Life Is My Family and Crew I'm Always Coming Home, Wanting To Come Home To, Guess Who? Just Take My Hand Lets Just Go To A New World A World Of Sand A World With No One Else's Word Just Us And Some Beer xD

Grams Your Guardian Angel
FROM THE VERY MOMENT YOU WHERE BORN,THERE'S BEEN AN ANGEL NEXT TO YOU; GUARDING YOUR HEART,PROTECTING YOUR SOUL,THROUGH EVERY PRECIOUSE THING YOU DO. SINCE THE TIME YOU WHERE LITTLE, YOUR ANGELS BEEN YOUR FRIEND,YOUR GUIDE, EVEN WHEN YOU FELT SO FORSAKEN, THAT ANGEL HAS NEVER LEFT YOUR SIDE. GOD KNOWS THAT WE WOULD MAKE MISTAKES, HE FEARED WE'D LOSE OUR WAY;SO HE CREATED A HELPER TO ALWAYS LEAD YOU THROGH EACH AND EVERY DAY. YOUR ANGEL SEEMS SO INVISIBLE, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY AND STARE;BELIVE THE HEAVENLY CREATURE FROM GOD WILL FOREVER BE RIGHT THERE. YOUR PROTECTION ANGEL HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE TO KEEP YOU SAFE FROM HARM;THE ONE TO FEED YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,WHEN YOU'RE COLD,TO KEEP YOU WARM. THE TIMES YOU'VE BEEN IN DANGER, TO YOUR EYES THEY WILL APPEAR; SHOWING YOU THE PATH TO SAFTY, ALWAYS SHASING AWAY YOUR FEAR. THEY ARE YOUR PRECIOUSE FRIEND FOR LIFE, ONT THING THAT ANGELS NEVER DO; THEY NEVER TURN AND WALK AWAY, THERE JOB IS TO ALWAYS CARE FOR YOU.

Gramma's Boyfriend - Now, That's Funny... I Don't Care Who You Are.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted.

Grams
I always think about you even though you are not my mother or grandmother it is so hard to see you looking so sad an down an not happy I would hate to loose you in so many ways your son is the greatstest thing in my life an i love you all an it is so hard to know that you are in the hospitial I will always thing about you an i hope to see you soon , You are on my mind an i miss you so much i hope to see you soon love ya always an for ever

The Grammys ....and More
Its funny, as i get older....it seems what i write about tends to be about the past, and memories. I guess those are really so much more about who we are NOW...as much as they were important points of our pasts. As i had so many things that influenced who i feel i have become, there are some that stick out more than others. When we were kids, we used to spend alot of time with our grandparents, on weekends. It never made any sense why , until i grew up..and realized what my parents might go through trying to raise me...and my sisters, so...weekend breaks from mom and dad make alot more sense now...than ever. There was always music playing in my grandparents house. It could be traditional ukrainian music, on the fm station, or stereo in the living room, or some jazz or big band selections from my uncle. Being the only boy, in a family of sisters, and strictly girl cousins....i spent alot of time with my uncle. It could be doing odd jobs with him...or just hanging out in that

Gramps
I have done a lot of stupid shit in my life, and I don't have regrets about those things. Its in the past, over, so why bother? There's one thing I do have regrets over however: never telling my grandpa how much I loved him. On the contrary, all my life I was a total cunt to him, not realizing that he was the only person that actually gave a shit. I hated when he tried to make me do my homework, when he tried to tag along and "spy" on my friend and I when we went figure skating by his house. When he tried to take me go to the doctor every time I would sneeze or cough. When he tried to get me to do anything that would be beneficial for my life. And me, being a punk ass moron, completely ignoring it. I came back from a summer camp when my family picked me up from the gates. They told me they had to tell me something; that my grandpa has passed away. I had some pretty bad emotional issues at a time, and had absolutely no idea how to react. I smiled because I was scared of cr

Grammar: 1, Us Military: 0 (7/2/08)
Saber6: gorgeous ->Saber6: Squishy. Saber6: that too hello ->Saber6: No greetings, I'd rather just go back to typing random adjectives. Saber6: gooble ->Saber6: No, not really, it's idiotic to greet someone with an adjective. ->Saber6: Also, gooble, while not being a word, wouldn't be an adjective anyway.

Grammy Awards Survey
The 51st Annual Grammy Awards will be handed out on Sunday night. I'd like to know who think should win some of the big awards. Please post a comment below with your choice for each of the following categories. If you don't have a choice in a certain category just leave that one blank. I'll post the results of this survey on Sunday afternoon. Who do you think should win these Grammy Awards: 1) Album of the Year - Coldplay - Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends - Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III - Ne-Yo - Year of the Gentleman - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Raising Sand - Radiohead - In Rainbows 2) Record of the Year - Adele - Chasing Pavement - Coldplay - Viva La Vida - Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love - M.I.A. - Paper Planes - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Please Read The Letter 3) Best New Artist - Adele - Duffy - Jonas Brothers - Lady Antebellum - Jazmine Sullivan 4) Best Rock Album - Coldplay - Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends - Ki

Grams
with a heart bigger than the moonand love greater than any otheryou've been there for anything that we need a ray of light in the darkest hourthe silver lining in the cloudsthe plant of life with you as the seed never wanting any extra gratitudeyou would give selflessly anytimeno words could describe how great you are i have so much respect and admiration for youi'll never find the right words to show youbut someday i hope to be at your par forever loving and wearing your smileforever shining so brightyou're the glue that makes our family one i wish i could tell you how much you meanbut i fall short to such a tasklike a flower reaching for the sun so i sit here taking great prideas a tear streams down my faceyou're the guiding light that nothing can replace

Grampa's Hands
Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. Hedidn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When Isat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence. The longer I satthere I wondered if he was okay. finally, not really wanting to disturbhim, but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he wasokay.He raised his head, looked at me, and smiled, "Yes, I'm fine, thankyou for asking, " he said in a clear strong voice."I didn't mean to disturb, you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting herestaring at your hands, and I wanted to make sure you were okay," Iexplained to him."Have you ever looked at your hands?" he asked," I mean really! lookedat your hands?"I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over,palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked atmy hands, I thought, as I tried to figure out the point he was making.Grandpa smiled and related this story."Stop and think for a moment abo

Grammar Checker
Hi, I'm Craig and I love to write about everything! I run a few blogs and frequently read dozens myself. One thing I can't stand about the internet is the grammar people use, so I made a grammar checker for people to double check themselves before they put things up. Check it out if you have to write something important!

Grammar, Punctuation And Spelling (american)
I don't mind if you correct my spelling, puctuation and grammar. However with the spelling, I will continue to spell how I learned, not learnt, in the good old US of A. If someone has a problem with that, too bad, perhaps I am a bad neighbor, with no sense of humor, and maybe my labor is in vain, with the colors all around me.

The 2012 Grammy Award Winners Are
In the Pop GenreRecord of the yearAdele-Rolling in the deepAlbum of the yearAdele-21Song of the yearAdele-Rolling in the deepBest new artistBon IverBest Pop Solo PerformanceAdele-Someone like youBest popduo or group performanceTony Bennett & Amy WinehouseBest pop vocal albumAdele-21In the Rock GenreBest rock performanceFoo Fighters-WalkBest Rock AlbumFoo Fighters-Wasting LightsBest hard rock/metal performanceDream Theater-On the backs of AngelsBest Alternative Music AlbumDeath Cab For Cutie-Codes & keysIn the R&B/Rap GenreBest R&B performanceConnie Bailey Rae-Is This LoveBest tradional PerformanceCee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona- Fool For YouBest R&B AlbumChris Brown- FameBest rap perfomanceJay-Z & Kanye West- OtisBest Rap/Sung CollaborationKanye West, Rhianna, Kid Cudi, Fergie- All Of The LightsBest Rap AlbumKanye West- My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Grammatically Challenged ..
Clear HistoryClose DSide 31st Angelmama nate doGG always Buzz: sh*t faced! Level: Oracle (28) Gender: Male, 30 Location: Jonesboro, GA Status: ASSUALT n RObbERY CHARGES dISSMISSEd! thnCu GOD. but SCREW U Mn!!! Cost me $2000 n 4 days in Minneapolis jail n u tooC my AnGelmama. *Goin to sleep 11:13pm DSide 31st...: ?.. your uGly azz really that mad that u have no booty? lol 11:18pm FvckingCan...: huh? I have a giant fat ass..what you talkin bout Willis?

3 Grammi Doppio Telefono Simulatore --- Lenovo Pad A2107
3 grammi doppio telefono simulatore --- lenovo Pad A2107 Dal tipo di prodotto o servizio di denominazione e anche la dimensione della fusoliera per determinare Oahu è l'ultima era coinvolto appartamento privato rilascio Mat A3 aggiornamento, l'impostazione identica a basso costo sembra vorrebbe credere una nuova circolare associati tempesta divulgazione tonica. Il modello attuale A2107 all'interno aggiornamento modesto il Coretex particolare - A9 quadro uno particular.2 coerenza Gigahertz standard di cpu mononucleare. tablet android Memoria confrontati A2 alzando un particolare sviluppo volte per almeno un gigabyte, per assicurare potrebbe garantire il track record di possedere il programma molto più stabile. 7 in. qualità in materia di 1024 x 1000 per quanto riguarda il particolare del display TN scorciatoia può essere immutabile, metodo tramite invecchiato Android os un paio of.3 tutta verso il nuovo some.zero aiutare a rendere le prestazioni hanno un miglioramento sostanziale. Oltr

Grandmother
We grieve for ourselves, not those who have passed, for they are in a far better place. Grieve for yourself and for those who will feel the loss. Then the joy of the life can fill you. Grandmother: Soft hands, Strong Heart. Loving arms, Now we're apart. Laughter ringing In my ears. So many memories, Over the years. I light a candle For you this night. I love you so With all my might. With your parting There is a space My heart is torn It's out of place Your warm smile Your loving ways Well be with me All my days. I love you

Grand Re-opening
Just want you to know that I have my site up. It's not a community/rating website I built it to promote bands, my work, and for an alternative forum. Feel free to stop by and sign up. It doesn't cost a thing. Link opens a new window

Grandmas
Grandamas Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. (unknown) Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children ~ Alex Haley The simplest toy even the youngest child can operate . . . is called a grandparent. (unknown) A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of television (unknown) Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes No Two Are Alike (unknown)

Grandfather
these are my treasures kept apart, cradled in velvet in my heart graven profiles, pictures clear, perfect moments, priceless etched in ageless time to be my cameos my cameos of memories the hours i spent with you the tender times, the fun times, the summers spent and the rain the laughter and the precious pain of loving you, of you loving me my cameos of memories these are my wealth my warmth my light i keep the dreams close all the night with fingertips of heart and mind i trace each profile, there defined these treasures, none can take from me my cameos of memories

Grandpas Driving
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards."

Grandma
Grandma by Amanda I remember the green freeze pops, hugs that never stopped! The games of kickball, the light left on for me in the hall. The trips to the game farm, the times you kept me from harm. Whenever I needed you, it was your shoulder I turned to. The hospital care, you in a wheelchair. The feeling that you weren't ok, the days you couldn't come out to play. I was told on a cold winter day that you had forever gone away. The funeral room full of fears, Grampa's eyes full of tears. Everyone at my house, there was no shoulder, tears fell on my blouse. The pain I felt, all of it still I haven't dealt. I wish I could've said good- bye, maybe now I wouldn't cry. I know you loved me, why couldn't you stay? I still miss you to this day. Grandma - I love you

Grand Concept Through Little Windows.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, someone's thought something out how small is the window that they look through and what are they thinking about do they just see what they want to see do they leave what they don't understand is it for them or is it for me have they missed the concept that's grand however they act, whatever they think, sometimes they go much too far if they don't understand they say it is wrong they can force you to be as they are sometimes it happens, just sometimes it can that someone is not narrow minded they often just say that all is OK and be grateful for those not so blinded an harm ye none, do what ye will and to thine own self be true these ancient ideas are the right thing still but the number who do is too few. remember just this, a good rule for you you see through a window that's small there may be much more out of your view its only the Gods who see all.

Grandma's Apron
I don't think our kids today know what an apron is. The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When u

Grandma I Love U
gee grandma . im having a beer on the plane, so shoot me but im not going up in the air without a drink, if i have the money ...if im gona die,...im gona die half in the bag ahhahahhahah its my ritual .....so i love you but thats hot it is going to be and please dont look at me like im insane

Grandpa's Hands
This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! >> >> Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He >>didn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat >>down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I >>wondered if he was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but >>wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK. >> >> He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, >>thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice. >> >> "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting >>here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I >>explained to him. >> >> "Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really >>looked at your hands?" >> >> I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them >>over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked >>at my hands as I tr

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Granola Popcorn Balls
A recipe for granola popcorn balls with peanuts. INGREDIENTS: * 3 quarts popped popcorn * 1 quart granola cereal * 2 cups salted peanuts * 1 1/2 cups light molasses * 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar PREPARATION: Grease a large 5-quart bowl or kettle. Mix popcorn with the granola and peanuts. In a 2-quart saucepan, combine molasses and sugar. Boil over medium heat until temperature registers 250°, or to hard ball stage.Pour syrup evenly over popcorn mixture; toss with a greased spoon to coat all popcorn and cereal. Let mixture cool to lukewarm. Butter hands and shape warm mixture into balls about the size of a tennis ball. Wrap in plastic wrap until ready to serve. Makes about 24 granola popcorn balls.

Granddaddy Hart
Granddaddy Hart Dr. Larry Hart, Professor Oral Roberts University Graduate School of Theology and Missions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Granddaddy Hart was the happiest man I've ever known. In addition to being a hardworking farmer, he raised cattle and had oil leases on his farm. He also served for 16 years as the county judge. But it wasn't his position or his possessions that made my granddaddy happy. It was the investments he made in people's lives. Granddaddy's whole life was other people. When young men would come before him in court, instead of sending them off to the state farm where they'd become professional criminals, he would take them under his wing and mentor them and help them get their lives back together. Granddaddy could have been wealthy, but he gave his money away. He would take my dad with him when he'd visit a poor family, and he would give them some money. As they walked away, Granddaddy wo

Grandma'z Eyes Are Never Dry!
These children with their red apple cheeks and runny noses fill my heart to the brim! They frolic like puppies turning end over end again and again and again. How innocent and clever their eyes are...full of love for Grandma and her cookie jar. They joyfully exclaim throwing their arms open wide when I arrive and give exquisitely sweet kisses and hugs and waves goodbye. My oh my oh my ! Grandma's eyes are never dry!

Grandchildren
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T! " "Don't what? " Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! " "No Way! " "Yes way! " "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why ? " "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.

The Grandfather
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five bucks." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. Grandma go run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we

Grandson Coming Home Soon!!!!
For all of you who have been wanting updates look no further!!!!!!!! THE LATEST HEADLINES ARE IN!!!!..LETS PARTY!!!! BABY TRISTON IS COMING HOME !!!! The Atty..The Gaurdian Ad Lidem...The Hospital.. THE DOCTORS AND NURSES AND ALL BUT the social worker..WANT THAT BABY RETURNED...ASAP !!!! It looks like my precious g-son will be returned home very soon..as soon as tomorrwo night... MUCH LUV TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE PUT OUT PRAYERS.. CANDLES ...GOOD THOUGHTS AND WELL WISHES..for SUPPORTING MY HUSBAND HELLSGATE _666 AND MYSELF hellsgates1love...THANK YOU AND MUCH LUV...We couldnt have got through this without YOU...!!

Grandma Prostitute
Grandma Prostitute > >Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were >lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. > >As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was >so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation. > >Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. >Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to >those waiting. > >Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. > >When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said >"How the heck do you do this at your age?" > >She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" > >The policeman fainted.

Grandchildren
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" _______________ After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" _______________ A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At

Grandpa On The Porch
This will be me someday. . Front Porch Grandpa A grandson came to visit his grandparents & noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the waist down. "Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!" he exclaimed. Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering. "Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This is grandma's idea."

Grandma's Birth Control Pills
Grandma's birth control pills The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night." You gotta love Grandmas !!

Grand Deception
The Way I see it .. Everything in life should happen for a reason .. no matter the look of the outcome. As of late .. everything that happens is for a negative effect, honestly its almost becoming amusing .. Just wish that I could go to sleep and not wake up. There just doesn't seen to be a reason to get up anymore .. hell for that matter .. even move. I'm almost ready to give the world the big F-U .. and roam aimlessly.

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a Boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my Bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me Feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,And there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied,"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Grandpa E. Brown
Once a soldier that survived a nazi death march and carried his wounded commanding officer barefoot in his boxers about 500 miles to the allied lines. On November 26th 2006 the man responsible for raising me from 3-13 joined my Grandma in the next life. I feel alone without them but somehow I know there in a better place. This holiday is unlike any other Ive ever known. the whole world feels like its left me. Im cold and alone In the future I will think of you and smile instead of shed a tear For you taught me to be tough and to strive for another year. I'll miss you Grandpa. I'll try to make you proud. T. Brown aka The Shackled Spirit

Grandmaws Boyfriend
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

Granny Busted.
SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — A grandmother found with a trunkful of marijuana was convicted of drug running in what prosecutors said was an attempt to earn cash for a bingo habit. State troopers found 10 bundles of pot totaling 214 pounds hidden in Leticia Villareal Garcia's car trunk last year when they stopped her outside Bisbee, in far southeastern Arizona. Villareal, 61, told jurors before they convicted her Thursday that her only regular income was a $275 monthly welfare check, but she frequently played bingo and occasionally won thousands of dollars. Prosecutor Doyle Johnstun said the game was Villareal's undoing. "People who play bingo almost every night of the week end up losing in the long run," Johnstun told jurors. "The underlying issue is that she's got a bingo problem, which explains why an otherwise nice person might get sucked into something like this." Jurors rejected Villareal's argument that she'd been tricked into carrying the drug Villareal faces three to 1

Granny
The world is full of sharp grannies. A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: Sent: Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:58 PM I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Social Security check, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank . My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and lett

Grand Opening (new Forum I Am A Mod At)
http://cashbuddycafe.com/ the first 15 to register after 12pm EST on Friday! will get 50CBC$ this is a paid to post forum and 1000$CBC will get you a gift card to different places. Also that its 5 points for new topics and 2 for replying. After fisrt 15, next 15 will get 10CBC and next 15 will get 5CBC. EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN INTRODUCE YOURSELF WILL GET 25$ CBC. YOU HAVE TO PUT WHO REFERRED YOU WHEN YOU SIGN UP> (cristlegirl) YOU CANNOT CONTINUE WITHOUT SAYING WHO REFFERRED YOU. Referral Contest until 500 members, winner gets 10$via paypal. Again this is a new site, but the mod's are very active and there is alot to talk about. examples, sports, blogging, personal sites, myspace, make money topics, general stuff, writing, and much more!

A Grandfather And His Whore
A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm. Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway. "In my day," grumbled Gramps, "we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes." "But grandpa," replied the grandson, "that IS a whore's shoe."

Grandma Got Run Over By A Racecar
Grandma got run over by a racecar Walking down the pit road on raceday. You can say she was a fan of Kasey, That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much Lite beer, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, And stumbled out the RV lookin’ for Kahne. When they found her raceday mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were tire prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' autographs on her back. Grandma got run over by a racecar Walking down the pit road on raceday. You can say she was a fan of Kasey, That’s what Grandpa, and me we believe. Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' Bristol, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. It's just not raceday without Grandma. All the family's dressed in red. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we cheer for Kasey or send him to the back? Grandma got run over by a racecar Walking do

Grandma's Good 'ol Fashion Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto!, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy fri end now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son,is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Grand Dad And Me
My grandpa and me Ok I know some of you have heard this and I know some of ya havent. But ths is the story of why I became a sailor and what I beleave happened the day I found out grandpa passed away. I was 10 years old when I jumpped up on grandpas lap and told him, “im going to be a sailor just like you grandpa, im going to join the navy. He hugged me and patted my head and we sat there and watched wrestling. When I turned 17 I went to MEPS and joined the navy. I would gradute from school at 17 and turn 18 in boot camp. Grandpa and I would write letters and make phone calls everyweek. Then one hot day in 1996 we were out to sea and we were doing a underway replenishment. I was one of the gunners that was going to fire the lines across, I tell ya if I never see a better shot then what I made it will be ok by me. It looked as if some one had taken the rubber projectile out of the gun adapter and handed it to the guy on the other ship. I got back inside the skin of the ship and

Grand-pa
Fill not your hearts with pain and sorrow. But remember me in every tomorrow. Remember the joy, the laughter, and the smiles. I’ve only gone to rest for a while. Although my leaving cured my hurt And has given me relief. So dry your eyes and remember me, Not as I am now, but as I used to be. Because, I will remember you all And look on with a smile. Understand in you hearts…. I’ve only gone to rest a while. As long as I have the love of each of you, I can live my life in the hearts of all of you. R.I.P....Slim Swafford Born October 5 Died March 22,2000

Grandson
The best thing for me in 2006 was the birth of my first grandchild. Dakari was born on Feb 11. Three weeks early, but ready to meet his family. This Christmas was one of the busiest ones I have had in a very long time. Buying and wrapping presents once again for a lil one brought lots of fun, laughter, joy and love back to the season for me. To see his face the first time he seen the lites of the christmas tree. Of course he really didn't understand the whole unwrapping thing, once all the gifts were unwrapped his favorite of all seems to be the fisherprice animal train. He loves watching it roll on. Have a wonderful 2007, make memories that will live on forever. God Bless

Grandma's Advise
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried,

Grandparents!! Outta The Mouths Of Babes!!!
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ********************************************************************* After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room,she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" ******************************************************************* A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberr

Grandmother's Brith Control Pills
Grandma's Birth Control Pills A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Grandfather And Grandaughter
Best picture of Grandfather with Grandaughter. *Prizes will be given for first, second and third place. *Contest to run January 19th through January 26th *You may comment on your own picture *Most comments wins Send me a link for the photo you wish to use in a P.M. You also may enter someone else if you would like. Please repost so everyone gets a shot at this contest.

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Grandpa's Hands
Grandpa's Hands Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He didnâ€™t move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence, and the longer I sat, I wondered if he was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK. He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to him. "Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. N o, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point he was making. Grandpa smiled and related this

Grandma And Grandchild Contest
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Granny And The Cop
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

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Grandma And Grandkid Update
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Grandma Loves Oranges (lol)
Grandma Loves Oranges A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do y

Grandma And Grandkid Updates
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Grandma Moses One Amazing Woman!!!
This article is about the folk artist; 'Grandma Moses' was also a nickname given to abolitionist and slave rescuer Harriet Tubman. Cornell Capa's portrait of Grandma Moses on her 100th Birthday Cornell Capa's portrait of Grandma Moses on her 100th Birthday Anna Mary Moses - better known as Grandma Moses -- (September 7, 1860 – December 13, 1961) was a renowned American folk artist. She is often cited as an example of an individual successfully beginning a career in the arts at an advanced age. She was born Anna Mary Robertson in Greenwich, New York. As a child, she used fruit juice to paint on pieces of wood or materials her father brought home for her. He brought the other children candy, but she preferred to purchase drawing supplies because they "lasted longer than candy". She spent most of her life as a farmer's wife and the mother of 5 children. She married Thomas Solomon Moses in 1887. They lived in the Shenandoah Valley before settling in Eagle Bridge, New York.

Grandmas Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his Toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom And watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and The comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the pic ture I n focus. Frustrated, She started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, And there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her Boyfriend."

Grandma's Boyfriend (from Bulletin)
From: Irish Eyes Smiling... A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture I n focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her Boyfriend."

Grandpa's Drink
There is a family gathering, with all the generations around the table. The teenagers smuggle in a Viagra tablet and put it in Grandpa's drink. After a while, Grandpa excused himself because he has to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over. "What happened, Grandpa," asked his concerned children? "Well," he answered, "I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.

Grand Opening
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Grandma Winners Are....
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Grandpa And Grandkid Contest Winners Are....
~~ Winners of the Grandpa and grandkid contest are......~~ 1st Place is...... Wins Rolex Watch And Dozen Roses with 4282 comments + 15 rates = 4297 2nd Place is...... Wins Mens Ring And Dozen Roses with 4116 comments + 27 rates = 4143 I want to thank the grandpas for entering the contest close contest it was! Thank You Maria

Grandfather Cries
Grandfather, do you know me? I am your blood. The son of your son. I come to ask you a question Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Can I stop being Indian now? There are others that want to be Indian, And if they can start from nothing, I should be able to stop from something? Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I don't look like you. I don't know what you know. It would be easy for me to hide behind my paler skin. No one would know the pain I feel, Or see the tears I cry for your Great Grandchildren. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, look what I have done to our world. Mother Earth is on her knees. The Snake and Owl rule the day. I don't understand the language you speak Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I want my Pepsi, Levi's and Porsche too. I want to go where the others go, And see the things they see too. I don't have time to dance in the old way Grandfather. Grandfather? Grandfather, why are you cryi

Grandpa's Fishing Trip
Grandpa's Fish 1. Rented fishing boat = $150.00 2. Bait = $ 11.00 3. Camera film = $22.50 4. Showing the world the worm you used to catch that big fish and having it posted on the Internet..................... Priceless !!!

Grandma
I am so sad to announce that my Grandmother passed away this afternoon! She was a great lady and she will be missed soooooooo much! She was the only Grandmother I ever knew and she was the best! She was 90 and she had been going downhill very fast since Xmas. That woman had been through sooooo much in her life. She was a farmer, a mother, a Grandmother , a Great Grandmother and recently a Great Great Grandmother! She was also an EXCELLENT cook, always had been and loved to make people smile with her cooking. There wasn't anything she wouldn't do for her family or her friends. I hadn't seen her since Xmas but was planning a trip up there in a week to see her. We were too broke to make it up there to see her this weekend.. but I wished I would have found a way to. I knew her days were numbered but thought she would last a little longer. She was only in the nursing home for 5 days because my Dad had taken care of her for the last 3 yrs or so since my Grandfather passed. This is a pic of

Grannys A Hooker
Granny's A Hooker?! A girl was a prostitute but didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was among them. The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight line. Along comes the grandmother and sees her granddaughter. Grandma asks her granddaughter, "What are you lining up for?" Granddaughter, not willing to let her grandma know the truth told her grandma that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. Grandma wanted some oranges too, so she went to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from the prostitutes. When he got to the grandma, he was bewildered and asked, "You are so old, how do you do it?" The grandmother (thinking he's asking her about how she can eat oranges) replies, "Oh, it's easy, I just take off my dentures and suck them dry!"

Grandfather's Tale...
GRANDFATHER TELL ME OF A LAND THAT WAS FULL OF PAIN AND HATE. WHERE NATURE'S FINEST NEARLY LOST THEIR SENSE OF WHAT'S AT STAKE. LET ME CLIMB UPON YOUR KNEE AND HEAR YOUR WONDEROUS TALE. FILL MY HEAD WITH THE DAYS OF OLD, OF HOW THE WHITE RACE DID PREVAIL... TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT, HOW YOU OVERTHREW THE JEW. YOU SENT THE NIGGERS RUNNING, I WANT TO HEAR THAT TOO. TELL ME HOW YOUR DESTINY WAS AGAIN IN YOUR OWN HANDS. AND HOW YOU SENT THE ENEMY, FROM OUR RACIAL HOLY LANDS! "OUR SURIVAL BEFORE VICTORY DAY WAS LOOKING VERY SLIM. THE TRAITORS, AND THE GOVERNMENT, HAD VOWED TO DO US IN. FOR BLOOD, AND SOIL WE STOOD AND FOUGHT,IF IT COST US OUR DEAR LIVES. AND MANY BRAVE MEN DIED THAT DAY, SO THE WHITE RACE COULD SURVIVE..." THANK YOU MY GRANDFATHER FOR THE STORY THAT YOU'VE TOLD. IN MY HEART IT WILL REMAIN, LIKE THE MEN THAT WERE SO BOLD. ADOLF HITLER, ROCKWELL, MATHEWS, JUST TO NAME A FEW, ALL GAVE THEIR LIVES SO WE'D SURVIVE, AND SEE A DAWN THAT'S NEW! 1488

Granny
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

Grandma's Birth Control
Grandma's Birth Control A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for Most of her life finally retired. At her next check up, the new doctor Told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been Prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? 'Yes, they help me sleep at night.' 'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these That could possibly help you sleep!' She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and Mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter Drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'

Grandma's Hands
GRANDMA'S HANDS This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! >Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She >didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. >When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the >longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. >Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her >at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. >She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank >you for asking," she said in a clear voice strong. >"I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here >staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I > >explained to her. >"Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean really looked >at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I >turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never >really looked at my hands as I tried to figure

Grandmothers , Contest
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Grandmother
Sunday February 18th my son and lovely girlfriend announced to me that I am going to become a Grandma. I dont know how this is going to effect everyone else but I am so happy and Excited, This baby will be spoiled 10 times more than my Son has been in all his 18 years. "Big Daddy Seyer" is having a "Baby Seyer."

Granddaughters Letter To Her Nana & Best Friend!!!
Angels protect us as we sleep. Angels protect us as we travel from A to B. Angels find us when we feel alone. Angels are her when we are scared. Angels comfort Our souls, when we hurt from our losses. Angels were with me, when my nana went away. The Angels the came and took took her by the hand. They said, Bernese it is time to come home. We will stay with your children and grandchildren until they join you with him. I imagine my Nana she gladly said, ok. And away to heaven she went on that Cold January day. I remember the call I remember it well. My mother she called and I could tell, That my Nana was gone but not far away. Heaven seems far when your grieving inside, but really it's not all that far from your mind. I know that one day I will see her again. In the place where she waits for us to be with her again. She left us here to carry on, but there are days when I feel I will never make it here. I miss her so much as I watch my Daughters grow. There are

Grandparents
GRANDPARENTS Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. ~Author Unknown Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Grandfathers have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~Ogden Nash Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the

Grandma Loves Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, it's q

Grandma`s Boyfriend
GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND > > A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one-day. Playing with his > toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, > "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to > heaven?" > Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom > and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and > the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend. > "Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started > adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she > started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. > The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, > and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is > your Grandma home?" > The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her > boyfriend." > The minister fainted!!!

Grandma's Idea :p
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on! So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa replies "Yes Jimmy, I do." Jimmy then says "Well, why are you outside without any pants on Grandpa?" His grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds "Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt to long, and I got a stiff neck. This was your grandma's idea."

Grandparent
What is a Grandparent ? WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money. When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on "cracks." They don't say, "Hurry up." Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. They can take their teeth and gums out. Grandparents don't have to be smart. They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?".

Grand Canyon Chili
GRAND CANYON CHILI Ingredients: 2 lbs. ROUND STEAK, cubed 2 Tbsp. OIL 1 lg. RED ONION, diced 1 tsp. SALT 1 tsp. CHILI POWDER 1 cup WATER 1 tsp. DRIED OREGANO 1 tsp. GROUND CUMIN 1 can (16 oz.) STEWED TOMATOES 1 clove GARLIC, minced 1 tsp. FRESH GROUND PEPPER 2 cans (16 oz. ea.) RED KIDNEY BEANS, drained In a large pot, brown meat in the oil. Add the rest of the ingredients except beans. Cover the pot and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. Skim off fat and add beans. Simmer for an additional 30 minutes. Serving suggestion: Cornbread is perfect with this dish Serves 6

Grandmother Spider Steals The Sun
Grandmother Spider Steals the Sun (Cherokee) In the beginning there was only blackness, and nobody could see anything. People kept bumping into each other and groping blindly. They said, "What this world needs is light." Fox said he knew some people on the other side of the world who had plenty of light, but they were too greedy to share it with the others. Possum said he would be glad to steal a little of it. "I have a bushy tail;” he said. “I can hide the light inside all that fur." Then he set out for the other side of the world. There he found the sun hanging in a tree and lighting everything up. He sneaked over to the sun, picked out a tiny piece of light, and stuffed it in his tail. But the light was to hot and burned all the fur off. The people discovered his theft, and took back the light, and ever since, Possum's tail has been bald. "Let me try,” said Buzzard. “I know better than to hide a piece of stolen light in my tail. I'll put it on my head." He flew to

Grandma Gose To Court
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: W

Grandpa
I can't believe this is happening, You were always just so strong, You never turned your back on us, Even though sometimes, We were wrong, You always helped in any way that you could, And you always had something to say, But now God has called you home, Knowing your at rest makes it ok, You havre endured alot in your life, And made alot of friends along the way, Your heart was pure as gold tata, And so for you to God i pray, Dear lord, please take care of my tata, Help him to rest and hurt no more, Cause we want him to earn his angels wings, Thank you for letting walk through your door, We thank you tata, For your presence in our lives, We know you'll be smiling down on us, From the kingdome of heavely skies, So now i want to end this, With an I love you and welcome home, So go in peace and may god bless you, God has happily welcomed you home,,, Written by: Azalia On: Jan 10th, 1992

Grandfather On My Dads Side
Harry ‘Frank’ Whaples, World War II veteran Harry “Frank” Whaples, 79, of Rehoboth Beach, passed peacefully from his residence into the loving arms of Jesus Christ his Savior, Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006, after a difficult battle with cancer. He was born in Wilmington, Feb. 16, 1927, son of the late Fredrick N. Whaples and the late Nina Hastings Whaples Bird. Frank was born, raised and lived in Delaware all his life. He served three years in the Navy’s South Pacific Fleet during World War II and as an Army Airborne squad leader in the 82nd Airborne Division. He was a member of the American Legion Post 28 as well as the Veteran of Foreign Wars Post 7234, where he was part of the honor guard. He was an avid Phillies fan, but even more so he enjoyed playing softball for Delmarva’s Olde Tymers Softball League. Frank was a born-again Christian and an active member of the First Baptist Church of Lewes. He will be dearly and lovingly missed by his wife of 49 years, Liv Hegdal Whaples; his

Grandma Doesn't Know Everything
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

Grannies On The Road
Grannies on the Road Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number , not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? "These women seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127."

Grandpa Would Be 69 On Tuesday!!
sigh. Tusday is my grandpas bday! im going to release balloons at the old parks him and grandma took me to. and if its nice out i wanna swing. I watched Return to me last night w/ sean and grandma, I bawled almost the whole time. The grandpa in there reminds me so much of mine. Well im sitting at my aunts right now and I found the last pic w/ him in it. I'll upload it in a few min after this. it was january 2 2007. then he was gone only 4 days later. I knew it was his last holiday. in every pic that i am in w/ him hes right behind me. I know he is to this day. so much drama has happened since his passing. I just want him back. my mom aunt and sister have all had dreams w/ him in it and they talk to him. I havent. but i guess when i pray i pray to grandpa and god. i just ask for his help and vent to him. he still keeps my mind at ease! I guess ill end my blog here! its too sad and sappy!! mucho smooches!! Amber

Grandfather Sayz...
grandfather says strength is what you need grandfather says get ready for tomorrow, today grandfather says they will speak words that will cut you like a knife grandfather says if you are weak, then the words will kill you grandfather says my words, are strange now grandfather says oneday, someone will cross you path speak a few words, that will take your life if you are stupid, you will quit living and because of it, you will turn to what they want you will drink, you will cause trouble you will rebel agains all you have learned and then you will become, that one guy you will lose your name, and they will laugh at you then, you will begin to not care, you will begin to hate that will take your life, it will be your leader as you follow it to the end of your days GRANDSON, it doesnt mean you cant change that becomes your quest now, nothing, I mean NOTHING we can do to help you make up your mind to come home as y

Grandma
Im gonna be a grandma in the next couple weeks and im so excited , im even gonna get to see him born, my daughter was originally due in may but they moved her up to the middle of march first of april...I dont think ive ever been so happy in all my life other then when my own were born, i love babies with all my heart and plan to be the best grandma one cna be......

Grandmas Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Grandpa Dick Update
Got home from visiting Grandpa Dick in the hospital a little bit ago. He seems much better today. He was even sitting up in a chair. The congestive heart failure was made worse by the infection he has been fighting. The infection though has spread to his blood stream. They should know tomorrow if it is the same MRSA that he had in his leg, or something new.

Grandmother Spider
Grandmother Spider The teaching is; "If you do not hear, then you will feel!" Because the man didn't hear, Grandmother Spider bit him on his left inner thigh. The redness, swelling, pain, and itching remained about a month. Still he did not hear, but he did feel! Since the man didn't hear, Grandmother Spider bit him again, this time underneath the left side of his rib cage. As before, the redness, swelling, pain, and itching remained about a month. Again, he felt and this time wondered but he still didn't hear. Grandmother Spider bit him again this third time in the inner crease of his right elbow. The redness, swelling, pain, and itching remained about a month. Finally, he felt and heard! He heard that Grandmother Spider is a combination of gentleness and strength and was reminded that we too should learn to combine both for successful living. He heard that Grandmother Spider's body has two sections which give her the appearance of an infinity sign and eight legs which

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said,"Grandma, how come you don't have a Boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied,"Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door. There stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yep , she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

"grandma's Hands"
hope that you will want to share this with others. It is so true. Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," she said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to her. "Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean, really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making. Grandma

The Grand Prix
So, the track of the Grand Prix goes literally, AROUND the building I work at. They are doing Prelims today, and it's SOOO loud. I have my ipod on full blast...I can STILL hear them. Oh, and the window rattle... And I was late for work because of traffic... And someone took my usual parking spot... And I havent slept in 3 days...

Grand Mother Spider
A Cherokee Story Now, when Earth was brand new, there was much confusion, for there was darkness everywhere. All of Earth's Peoples kept bumping into each other, and were often hurt. They all cried out for light, that they might see. Fox said that he knew of some people on the other side of the world who had plenty light. He said that it was nice and warm, but those people were too greedy to share it with anyone else. Possum said that he would steal Sun. "I have a beautiful, bushy tail," he said. "I can hide the Sun in all of that fur. Let me try." So Possum went to the other side of the world and found the Sun. It was hanging up in a Tree and lighting up everything. Possum took a piece of the Sun and hid it in the fur of his tail. But Sun was so hot that it burned all of Possum's tail hairs off. To this day, Possum has a bare tail. The people discovered Possum and took the piece of the Sun back. Buzzard said, "I will take the Sun myself. I will put it on my head, so