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Gratitude
Gratitude can be likened to a true smile. It is virtually impossible to have negative thoughts when you have a smile on your face! It lightens your heart and simply feels good. The practice of gratitude is life empowering. It can change the way you feel about yourself and life’s events. With the attitude of gratitude you can change the state of your consciousness. You move out of reactionary emotions and take charge of your personal energy. It is much like this: Picture yourself in the center of a big balloon. When you are experiencing gratitude your balloon is full and expanded you feel alive, healthy and you are a healing presence. When you are having negative thoughts and feelings your balloon deflates and you feel drained, out of sorts, heavy and without vitality. Your energy has leaked away and you have given your personal power to someone or something. The quality of your life is a result of what you focus on. The practice of focusing on all that you "have" amplifies and en

Gratitude
As i leave u broken will you call my name an erotic meeting again you call me into the room and tell me to slowly strip for you i do so as pleasing you is my sole purpose I slowly peel off the clothing that surrounds my body do a little dance for me you say so i do come closer you say so i walk with a sway as i know that is how you like it i walk to where u r sitting and bend over to touch my toes pretending there is something i droppped on the floor i know u like me like this kiss me you say as i reach out and touch your face lips parted ready for the onslaught you jump up and grab me by the waist and pull me closer laying me back on the table you part my thighs u unzip your pants pushing your cock into my thigh tell me u want me u say i dont want you i need you is the reply slowly you push yourself into me my back leaning into the table a slow rhythm starts i feel you filling me and arch my back to feel u in me further you pull out leaving me wanto

Gratitude Versus Entitlement
When you look at the big picture of your life, where you live, how you live, how much money you have, your health, your relationship or your job, do you sometimes feel life has cheated you in some way? You certainly wouldn’t be alone if you felt this way, in fact if you stay up to date with the media and what governments will tell you, it’s ok to feel this way, to feel entitled. Throughout life many people feel a sense of entitlement, they feel life owes them perhaps more than what they have and because of this they get bitter. Others however, don’t feel this way, they don’t feel they are entitled to anything more than what they show gratitude for. In their minds they have earned everything they have graciously. The difference between these people is some have an attitude of entitlement and the others have an attitude of gratitude. You may have heard the saying “there’s no such thing as a free lunch”, meaning you don’t get something for nothing, well no truer words could ever be spo

Gratitude
"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. " -Melody Beattie I am grateful for you! Wishing you a beautiful weekend.

Grateful
I dream of life I dream of love. I dream of happiness that no man can touch. I dream of a family I dream of a world. a place that built with loves sure hand. I reach for one and turn from all I hide myself in her loving arms. I have whats true I have whats right. I have my love within both day and night. She gives me hope she gives me stregnth she gives me reason to be her everything. I have my all I have my world I have the love of two little girls. She has my heart and I have hers this has made life my own little pearl. I am rich and a honored and a greateful to be loved by my woman Heather.

~~gratitude Affirmations~~
~~Gratitude Affirmations~~ I am thankful for all the I have, for all that I don't have, and for all that I have been given here and now. Everything in my life, every thought, feeling, face, moment, and situation is a divine gift and I am wholeheartedly thankful. Knowing that the Universe is my unlimited source of supply, I walk in the way of success and prosperity. Thank you to EVERYTHING and Everyone, for all You have provided me—now and always. This day, I am content. I am grateful for all that is, and is not here now. I am thankful for this physical vehicle I call my body - I am thankful for all the work it does. I give it my loving attention, and it gives to me the gifts of this physical experience. I am thankful for the creative thoughts that rise and allow me to perceive all that is here now. I am thankful for all the help, guidance, and support that is constantly coming to me. I am thankful for the whole of the experi

Gratiot Cruise 2007 "eastpointe, Michigan"
This was Eastpointe Michigan's section of the "Gratiot Avenue Cruise" I hope you guys enjoy the pics, most of them speak for themselves, but I might pop in with a comment or two along the way. So lets get the show started!!!A couple of these vette's are owned by my boss' cousin, this is the parking lot @ my work.This is a shot of our shop from across the street as the lot was filling up with cars for people to show off.So then I decided to go down 10 mile to see what was happening on Gratiot Ave and here are some pics of what I saw.OOPS Cant forget, we had a live-band @ the shop :)and now back to looking at pics.Pretty Pointless if ya ask me, but I took a pic cus Im sure someone can appreciate itThis is gratiot ave, these cruises really create some traffic jams.And some more pictures..

Grateful
I remember being a kid and listening to the symphony in Severence Hall. Thinking that those musicians must live a great life and have amazing attention span when certain sections were not needed in a work. When I was older and I sang behind the orchestra with a choir, I saw that the brass section, when not playing had their "field and stream" or whatever magazine handy to bide their time. You could have blown me over with a feather. Working as a chorus member in an opera is exhilerating and zany. If someone ever told me that the hottest thing to do in a green room was to play euchre and connect four. I would have laughed you off as a buffoon. Alas, that it what we did for all of the performances. I love it to distraction! Nothing is as funny as a room of confident singers, nor as frustrating. Hopefully, I will have many years of this fun.

The Gratest Irony Of Love
THE GRATEST IRONY OF LOVE&m=Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right & finding out u love someone right after that person walks out of your life...& sometimes you think you're already over a person but when u see them smile at u you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again...for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person...in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else...most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little...as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right...most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that

Grateful I Am
Original Poem by me...do not rip Grateful I am Grateful I am to be able to hear, someone who I hold dear Her voice so soft and sweet Cannot wait, her to meet Her voice as soft as the flight of a dove Her voice, any man can love Words falling like a soft summer rain, washing away all the hurt and pain Her lilt and tone, they mesmerize me They lock me in so I can’t flee. Her single word sparks my desire Whole sentences light me on fire. Happy for the words she has inspired so I can give her a peek at my burning desire. -Brian 2007

The Gratest Gutarest
Some people want to talk about how he got shot on stage and how awesome his burial service was. But that is not what he would want us to talk about. He would want us to talk about all the good times and the amazing music he produced throughout his life. I know that is what Vinnie would want, because I believe it's not how he died, it's how he lived and all the good times he had with everyone he knew. "Dimebag"Darrell Abbot And in the words of Phill "Fuck the god damn media"

Grateful Dead Touch Of Grey Lyrics
Must be getting early Clocks are running late Paint by Number morning sky Looks so phony Dawn is breaking everywhere Light a candle, curse the glare Draw the curtains I don't care, cause It's all right I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive I see you've got your list out Say your piece and get out Yes I get the gist of it, but It's all right Sorry that you feel that way The only thing there is to say Every silver lining's got a Touch of grey I will get by, I will get by, I will get by, I will survive It's a lesson to me The Ables and the Beggars and the C's (or seas) The ABC's we all must face To try to keep a little grace It's a lesson to me The Deltas and the East and the Freeze The ABC's we all think of To try to win a little love I know the rent is in arrears The dog has not been fed in years It's even worse than it appears But it's all right Cow is giving kerosene Kid can't read at seventeen The words he kn

Grateful To You, My Friend.....
You're My friend, through good times and bad. my friend, my buddy, through happy and sad, beside me you stand, beside me you walk, you're there to listen, you're there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain and tears, I know you'll be there, throughout the years! You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them you are friends. If you send this to: 6 people - you have many friends!! 7 people - you are sooo loved!! This is sweet, I hope I get it back

A "g" Rating...
A "G" Rating... Current mood: mischievous Ok, so I play this game called Black Hawk Down online vs other people. There are public servers anyone can join and play in but they're privately owned and operated. So, they're open to the public as long as you follow their rules. The rules are, of course, arbitrarily formulated. There are simple general rules such as No Cheating, No Glitching(exposing or exploiting flaws in the code, mainly the way some objects are displayed or placed in proximity of each other, can cause all sorts of weird stuff to occur such as, being 'transported' to a place other than were you were standing or climbing, if on a ladder or stairs. Usually these glitches will put you through a wall or on top of an object or building. Some, ie: the Left Lean Glitch, allow you to shoot through corners and walls many servers allow left leaning, but disallow using the glitch to ones advantage, some allow the glitch and the advantage. It is extremely difficult to kill s

Grateful Dead
1/4 oz. vodka 1/4 oz. rum 1/4 oz. tequila 1/4 oz. triple sec 1/4 oz. Chambord cola to taste 1. Fill mixing glass with ice 2. Add vodka, rum, tequila, triple sec, Chambord and cola 3. Shake 4. Srain into a rocks glass filled with ice He He He... :-D

Gratitude
It's 7:22 am. Another sleepless night. Each bill that I paid was followed either by a groan that was not of the enjoyable kind! or an empty feeling in my pocket. I don't usually complain but when it comes to the problems that keep on coming I can't help but be sad and hurt. Bills, haters, jobless, motherless, a relationship where I don't know what's going on half of the time and no one I can completely trust makes it an accumulation of frenzy and leads me to want to be isolated and shoot myself. And to top it off the money keeps decreasing and then the celebrations of Aidil Fitri (kind of like christmas) are coming up...oh my god..so yea I'm staying alone. I chose not to go back because I have my dad and stepmother waiting for me in the house that my mother used to live in. I'm not exactly chummies with my stepmom since she said to me a lot of hurtful things, and this was when my mom just passed away. I choose to let go yea easier said than done and furthermore I'm li

Grateful Heart
Grateful Heart by BlueWolf © My heart was once an open book Pages blowing in the wind Each page with a torn and tattered look Pages that seemed to have no end Each page was ripped out freely Their value left unknown For those pages represented me My heart beat on its own Once the pages were all but lost I opened up my eyes I needed help at any cost It was then I realized By tearing out my pages Giving without a cause Allowed me to be courageous Overlooking obvious flaws Mistaken feelings of love Were left in the open gaps Games I’d grown weary of Became a recurring mishap With only one page remaining I wanted to do things right Feeling frightened and untrusting Then I caught a noble sight I knew I’d seen an angel One whom I longed to be near I took a step, and then I fell Forsaken, I shed a tear For I knew this angel had seen me He’d reached out and touched my hand But his heart was under lock and key So with my open book I ran I don’

Gratitude
I just came back from an AA meeting and we talked about gratitude. I wanted to share a bit what I shared and learned... I am grateful of what is happening in my life. Yes, I cried, fought tooth & nail, blamed others, but I'm truly grateful it's all happening to me because if it wasn't, I probably woulda been dead. I am grateful that I relapsed and now have to start over being sober. I am grateful I now have an ulcer that almost put me in the hospital. No matter what tomorrow brings, I know Goddess has her hand on me and will take care of me. Am I scared? Hell yeah, but I know She will be there to help me, direct me, do whatever it takes to make me what She has me to be. I know if it's Her will, the people that are mad at me will come back into my life. It's not my decision, it's Her plan.

Gratitude
GRATITUDE "A person, however learned and qualified in his life's work, in whom gratitude is absent, is devoid of that beauty of character which makes personality fragrant." Hazrat Inayat Khan I realized something the other day. It came quite suddenly. I was at a yield sign, entering a parkway, waiting for a space in the traffic to merge. Someone slowed down and flashed their lights at me to let me know they would allow me in. I merged and raised my hand in a sign of gratitude. Just at that moment, I realized that, when I do the same for someone, allow them to merge into traffic ahead of me, I more or less expect some sign of gratitude from them. A wave will usually do or a nod of acknowledgment. When you drive the interstate at night and a truck passes you and you flash your lights to let the driver know that the rear of his trailer has cleared the front of your vehicle and it is safe to re-enter the right hand lane, the driver will usually flash his running lights as a

Gratitude By Kim Mcginnis
When we were kids our parents taught us to say "Thank you." At the time most of us did it to keep the peace, or so we could watch our favorite tv show. But back then we did not understand the power behind these words. As adults we may still be a little clueless. It is easy around Christmas time to open up our colorfully wrapped gifts and express thanks. We are holding something tangible, an item that the gift giver took the time to seek out just for us, and present to us in a pretty package. But often the day to day experiences we encounter are taken for granted. In an effort to bring awareness to the gifts that the universe brings to us every day, I will share a partial list of things I am grateful for first thing in the morning: 1. The Sun. When I wake up it is still dark outside. But I know with certainty that the Sun will come out. Sometimes it remains hidden behind a patch of clouds, and sometimes it lights up the whole sky. Either way, the Sun is there always without

Grateful
So here i am sitting at my desk at a job i really hate lol....working..listening to music....sort of in the twilight zone cuz i did not sleep great last night...went to bed at 3 AM..and now overtired prolly....feeling sort of happy/sad at same time while thinking about different things...then out of the blue...a fubar friend DEW THE DEW pops up (lol not literally ladies don't get all excited)...and throws me some 11's ...and sends me roses and a picture he made for me (which is gorgeous) and put a smile on my face ....and suddenly the cloud that hovered over me today is gone (yipee) lol. So ....this particular blog...is made to thank two very special fubar friends of mine who always put a smile on my face. Michael from Wisconsin...was my very very first fubar Friend..and first one to send me a gift and message and welcome me to Fubieland as i call it...lol. Michael, i love you friend but u already know that :P. and ...ba ba ba boom.... DEW THE DEW xoxoxo ...you have alw

Grateful Daughter
I've watched them in good times in hard times. He still gets teary-eyed when he speaks of her His soul mate, best friend, his wife She still giggles and blushes They still play, and if they disagree-- it's almost comical-- they rush to embrace one another, apologize or agree to disagree and move on. They are the epitome of God's own word: 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 5 Love never fails I am spoiled by thinking all couples are like them, my parents have been married for nearly 48 years Have beaten a list of obstacles that is to large to measure. If you ask them, they'll just say "it was God's way of strengthening our love" My Mama & Daddy share

Gratitude.....
The Gratitude Attitude "When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. A person can almost be defined by his or her attitude toward gratitude." -- Elie Wiesel "If the only prayer you say in your life is "thank you," that would suffice." -- Meister Eckhart "Find the good -- and praise it." -- Alex Haley Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot." --The Hausa of Nigeria "They are not poor that have little, but they that desire much. The richest man, whatever his lot, is the one who's content with his lot." -- Dutch Proverb "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow." --Melody Beattie "Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they

3g: Rate Photo/bid On Me.
" *RATE MY PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Please ask other people to rate my photo too. :D Thanks babes! Please rate my photo so I win first prize in the auction. Repost this if you'd be so kind. Thank you!!!!!! :P Auction has been extended until further notice due to complications involving the pc of the auctioneer. :P

Gratitude
I just want to take a moment to give thanks to all my friends here who lend me an ear when i need to vent, because I know that they have problems of their own, and they push them aside for a moment to take mine on, and that really means a lot to me! I wish that I could meet all of you face to face and personally show you what you all mean to me. Perhaps someday I will have that chance:D

Grateful Alcoholic Ramblings
Hi all, I want to start by apologizing if this rambles or doesn't make sense.(been living on caffeine and nicotine for the last couple of days) I'll warn you now that there's going to be talk of God, higher power, or whatever. And if you didn't know already I'm an alcoholic in the process of recovery, I've been on this journey for a while and maybe the reason I'm writing this is because I've learned that by getting $hit of my chest helps. When I was young I went to church and have always prayed. Not for me usually, for others for the most part. I figured whatever happened to me was just Gods will and there was nothing I could do about it. Then after being in counseling and going to AA, I started throwing myself into them. Not asking for material objects, just to give me guidance and to help me be a better person. Granted my prayers are answered. Sometimes slower than I like, sometimes in a way that leaves me wondering if it's Gods will or I'm trying to manipulate things to my

Grateful
I want to write down all the things I am grateful for. I need to turn my frowns upside-down, and remember the happy person I used to always be, I miss that person and I know she is still there, deep inside. I have finally let go of the hurts I have been through. I am grateful that I have a job. It's not my dream job, but there is time for that. I am grateful to be working while so many people out there have unfortunately lost their jobs due to the poor economy. I am glad I am still able to work and provide for my family and pay my bills. I am grateful for the education I have received. I may be experiencing a snag, but it's not the end of the world. It will all work out the way it's supposed to. And for my friends, I am grateful for your love and support. You know who you are, and you have always been there for me, through my good and bad times. I love you all and appreciate your kindness. I will always be here for you. Lastly, but the most important of all. I am grateful

Grateful
Grateful Traveler Remember me with a smile not sorrow, My time here on Earth was brief, but o how I lived. I filled each day with purpose and tried my best to give a little piece of who I am to everyone I knew. And I found in doing so the love inside me grew. But a body has its limits and now I need to rest, My spirit lives forever though and I have been truly blessed. I left my mark upon the world and in my little boys. And what more could I ask of life than to let me be true to myself and soar, and when it is my time to go be proud of who I was bid me not to stay, my work is done there is no more. Let me fly free and as you remember me Share in my journey as I shared in yours. I am a grateful traveler. I was only passing through. But if you keep me in your heart, I will always live with you.

Gratitude & Life.
Everyday I have gratitude and celebrate Life. You will create Wealth through the everyday celebration of Self. Everyday from this day forward you will celebrate who you are by living your greatest life possible. This is not mere practice of affirmations or positive thinking. This is focused purpose and strategic action. What you are doing is sending a clear and conscious message to the Universe that you are here, in this moment, in this time, ready to give and receive. Trust Your Self. Through deep consultation with the Universal Mind by prayer and meditation, you will begin to trust your instincts, perform the actions that are in the best interest of All and operate on the highest level of integrity. The Creator did not "Breathe into" but "Breathed from within" therefore the Power of Universe is within you. When you begin to think from within, listening to the God within, you will have everything your heart desires. Love Your Self. Infinite Intelligence create circumstances that broug

Gratitude
Gratitude Unlocksthe fullness of life. it turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance,chaos to order,confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vison for tomorrow.. thank you all who viewed this.

Gratitude....subject By Lasara Firefox
Why Gratitude? by LaSara Firefox, MPNLP Gratitude offers benefits that range from the physical, to the psychological, to the spiritual, and affects both our inner and outer lives. Gratitude practice, in and of itself, bring us into creative co-creation with our personal reality, our beloved family and friends, the world, and our experience of it all. In this quick overview of why gratitude practice is such a good idea, we will just scratch the surface of some of these topics. For a deeper look into the pragmatics of how some of this works, see The Science of Gratitude. For tips on creating more interactive gratitude practice, see How to Grow a Grateful World: Engaged Gratitude, and 5 Ways to Engage Your Kids in Grateful Giving. For ways to bring gratitude, and the practice of it, easily into the life of your community, see How to Host a Gratitude Gathering. (All available in Gratitude Games Pro.) Physical Benefits of Gratitude: Gratitude cancels out stress. When you're standing i

Gratitude
Okaaaaaay! I know some of you are new to the group....and I understand some of you are new to Fubar,I also understand some of you arent able to BE on here a lot,I understand some of you AREN'T new to fu and some of you ARE on here a lot. SO I want to take this time.....to explain to every member of the group get the message and understanding as to EXACTLY why we are a group and EXACTLY why....you are here. I created this group because a LOT of my friends and people I rated would tell me thanks...because I.......if I like a person or think they are cool can,have and will rate up to 2000 pics in a session if you don't believe me ask ANYONE in my family that has over 1000,1400,2000,2700 pics if I at ONE TIME OR ANOTHER rated every single one of their pics and they will TELL YOU I have. Now I haven't been able to do that because of my illness,working WITH my illness,getting the group together,rating new mambers,ATTEMPTING to rate current ones,making cards for the new members,helping out

Gratitude
After the passing of a loved one over the Holiday season, I found my daughter and I traveling back home over the Holidays. We were stranded at Philadelphia Airport becasue of cancellations and ended up being put up for the night at the Ramada Inn via American Airlines. What seemed to have been a great inconvienece ended up being a blessing. My daughter and i had a blast. Finally in chicago the next morning after catching the red-eye, my brother picked us up on that cold cold Chicago morning. Arriving at my parents house, we were greeted by Mom and Dad. It was wonderful. We were tired but happy to be there. We ran to the store before the family arrived. That day was filled with so much love. All 5 kids in Mom and Dads home with the 4 cousins...all of us together just as we promised. We had a wonderful day of fun and a Sunday Christmas dinner with the people that matter the most to me in my life. Who could ask for anything better? The rest of the week i spent with my daughter and fam

[grating]
Its about the same thing as sanding. So tonight I-*pops his spine and rubs his eyes* tested out my razor saw(and I've already got a few dozen ideas that may or may not work with the tubes locking in with plates, fins etc like making a custom hinge by drilling a plane, and gluing a small rod so it'll slide) ... that makes no damn sense, but I could show you on paper basically dig and cut a groove into a solid piece of plastic right?then drill a hole in sheet plasticglue a small rod and wait for it to setslot the rod into the groove, you now have something guided in that grooveputty over the original part and you have captured the custom part in that groove. it was the idea I came up with when I was trying to make some claw atachments actually move (rather than just glueing talons) onto the Gouf's heat rod. I also found that I could cut right down the middle of a very small tube by moving the piece against the saw. Very dangerous for your fingers, but I like the results, I managed

Gratitude And Life
Everyday I have gratitude and celebrate Life. You will create Wealth through the everyday celebration of Self. Everyday from this day forward you will celebrate who you are by living your greatest life possible. This is not mere practice of affirmations or positive thinking. This is focused purpose and strategic action. What you are doing is sending a clear and conscious message to the Universe that you are here, in this moment, in this time, ready to give and receive. Trust Your Self. Through deep consultation with the Universal Mind by prayer and meditation, you will begin to trust your instincts, perform the actions that are in the best interest of All and operate on the highest level of integrity. The Creator did not "Breathe into" but "Breathed from within" therefore the Power of Universe is within you. When you begin to think from within, listening to the God within, you will have everything your heart desires. Love Your Self. Infinite Intelligence create circumstances that bro

Gratitude
Just yesterday I was saying it was all about perspective I should've kicked myself in the face then, what a bloody sanctimonious twat I am sometimes. Today I am grateful that: - nobody I know saw me go arse over kite on Auckland's main street - I didn't really like those shoes anyway cuz my BEST shoes were already fucked - wrinkles won't REALLY form from all the squinting I did going 'where the fuck am I?' - my stomach doesn't start growling after 21 hours without food - I have the self control to swing my executive smary-arsed swivel chair away from the smary-arsed executives BEFORE I mutter about stupid cunts. - legislation requires my boss to take with good grace my "I need to fuck off now" after 9 hours in his presence - that Helly won't see this shit and say something like "OMG I totally did that last week"

Grattitude To Fu-owners
I think fu should have some kind or award or special ability for faithful ownership teams. (Talking for the owners here - NOT the ownee) Me and my owner and great friend http://fubar.com/girlsride2 have been together for a while and she has steadily kept me at $30.000.000 ($50.000.000 before the ownership change) I am not going to get into our friendship but I have not seen ownership between others go on this long... *only been here 3 1/2 yrs, so sue me lol - Shouldn't she get some kind of prize?

Gratis Apps Vs Betaalde Apps
Wanneer u een app idee hebt en u maakt het met de bedoeling om geld te verdienen, heb je een paar opties. U kunt ofwel een app, te verkopen voor een vaste prijs op een van de vele app stores of u kunt een gratis app te maken met advertenties die je geld te verdienen wanneer een van uw klanten maakt gebruik van de app en ziet de advertenties. Wanneer we kijken naar deze twee opties, het is vrij moeilijk om te weten recht uit de vleermuis, die men zal salderen je het meeste geld. Als je met betaalde apps, zou je verliezen op de potentiële inkomsten uit de lange termijn herhaald gebruik van uw apps. Echter, als je met gratis apps, kun je uiteindelijk het verliezen van een eerste uitbarsting van het kapitaal van de oorspronkelijke verkoop van elk app. Er is maar een manier om te weten of gratis of betaalde apps zijn beter voor uw bedrijf, en dat is om te kijken hoe de meeste mensen gebruiken apps en wat adverteerders bereid zijn te betalen voor advertenties. Dus, hoe de meeste mensen gebr

Grateful!
Hello again and still kicking ! I thought I would post a little gratitude ! I see all kinds of people from all over the states and me and this guy was talking ! He reminded me how there is people in the world that is worse off than I ! Wow then it hit me ! I have food, friends, and at least a tent over my head ! I can still work walk and have a chance to better myself ! Like I said this is just a bad moment ! I can go to church, stores, and even parks to enjoy ! There is alot of people that is worse off than I ! They dont even have bathrooms or toilet paper to wipe there ass ! They have no shelter or stoves ! No heat, No water no lights ! So when I have another bad moment in my life I will be and am very grateful for the things I have in life no matter how bad it seems to get ! There is people that has it alot worse as I ! God bless!

Graveyard Ghoulfriend
Synopsis: Boy meets corpse. Boy falls in love with corpse. Boy marries corpse. Let me introduce myself, my name’s Damien DeVille, you can just call me Double D. I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that my life’s just a little different then yours…well, actually my life’s just a little different then most peoples. What separates me from all the norms of society you ask? Well, for starters I’m married to a corpse. Yes, you read that right, a corpse. Don’t be too hasty to judge me however as this is no ordinary corpse, or living impaired as the wife prefers to be called. Oh no, this is the cutest little dead girl you’ve ever seen. I tell you, she’s something else. I still remember the night we met like it was yesterday. My buddy and I were out robbing graves, which was nothing out of the ordinary as we did that every Saturday Night, when we came upon a headstone. The birth date inscribed on it was exactly the same as mine. I thought that was somewhat interesting, but

A Grave
A Grave So lonely and still Sitting so grave upon the hill Whirling winds pound and stir As the rain pours down against the world A young girl cries The silence shrouding her innocence As tears roll, dip and spew The stars dance and twirl. Endless void of beauty and death All becoming to a little girl. Anger begs and is soon accepted And a vow never heard. Screams of deception And a whispered promise signal the end of an innocent world... Next

Graveyard Suicide
Graveyard Suicide © By Freddie Simmering I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have ben times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst t

Gravy Sandwich
I have given up On everything But me Ok, maybe you too But one more Big mistake And my faith is Thru I know I can make it And handle all things Well Say what you wish Think if you can The negatives Brush off me Never denting the man I hear your ideas I take some To heart I know you are trying To assist Like I would for you But I’ve created A monster A steel wall with feet 2 words I fail To understand Are regret And defeat

Grave Digger
Yeah Baby, I am going to the Montser Jam tonight at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando. I can't wait to see my Grave Digger. I also have the pit party passes, I am going to have a blast. And I will be taking plenty of pictures and posting the ones that actually turn out, lol.

Graveyarding, February 5, 2007.
Graveyarding, February 5, 2007. I want to know what it says. I bet a lot of pictures are taken of this one. You'll have to excuse if they are a little fuzzy. I turned off the flash for obvious reasons, and my withdrawals were making me shake. I could not keep myself still. It was just beautiful. The pathways snaked all over the yard, so I probably walked a good three miles even though the yard itself is not that big. Cool pad. It's just so appropriate for a graveyard. Are they being protected, or are we? "The paths of glory lead but to the grave"... ah, the things I learned from Candleshoe. This one was too worn down to read, so I got a closer look. There are some amazing oak trees there. Me walking a decorative edge. I was not climbing, just reaching. I loved the flowers. Pointing to god? Nature's reclaimation. Really blurry, sorry. I just loved this! I really thinks it's amazing that the groundskeepers didn'

The Grave-mound
A rich farmer was one day standing in his yard inspecting his fields and gardens. The corn was growing up vigorously and the fruit-trees were heavily laden with fruit. The grain of the year before still lay in such immense heaps in the loft that the rafters could hardly bear it. Then he went into the stable, where were well-fed oxen, fat cows, and horses bright as looking-glass. At length he went back into his sitting-room, and cast a glance at the iron chest in which his money lay. Whilst he was thus standing surveying his riches, all at once there was a loud knock close by him. The knock was not at the door of his room, but at the door of his heart. It opened, and he heard a voice which said to him, have you done good to your family with it. Have you considered the necessities of the poor. Have you shared your bread with the hungry. Have you been contented with what you have, or did you always desire to have more. The heart was not slow in answering, I have been hard and pitiless, an

Gravity
Gravity -Josh Turner- I've got my share of scars on those ol' monkey bars Every time I'd hit the ground On that old long dirt my bike lost control And once again I was fallin' down Every time I'd try to fly, there's a force I can't deny Gravity Grew to be six foot one, depended on no one Yeah, I was my ol' man Invincible and strong until you came along And touched me with your gentle hand When I look into your eyes, there's a force I can't deny Gravity Well, I never really like it much Always left me all scraped up Never really saw it as a good thing Changes tides out on the sea Pulled your body close to me First time I ain't been afraid to fall Don't guess it's so bad after all Gravity Well, I never really like it much Always left me all scraped up Never really saw it as a good thing Changes tides out on the sea Pulled your body close to me First time I ain't been afraid to fall Don't guess it's so bad after all Gravity Gravity Mmmmmm, gravity

Grave Walker
: This grim story flows out of chaos, swirling to earth with brisk winds and a rush of autumn leaves. Brush strokes of dark illusion painting reality. Beauty is truth and invisible to mortals. We walk in dreams, failing to see that all is a graveyard - or that living beings are but the flowers of the dying day. Brittle leaves are the scrolls in a tomb, a parchment of history unrolling, and I am a shadow walking the path, nodding at the urns and stones placed for each person. Masks swirl, there is wickedness and joy and I have come again like Halloween, from places that are not too real. My feet strike the wall hard and I begin to walk like the most surefooted person of all. The stone and mortar crumbles underfoot, a slate slab tumbles to the blighted foliage below and I leap to a firmer place. Drunken shouting echoes behind me in the East City and ignoring it I look to the west at the tumbled wreck of a city beyond the shivering trees. Plague lands, the death miasma of ten

Graveyard Visit Tonight Or Tomorrow
(Originally Posted on May 26, 2006)Well, tonight or tomorrow night I am going to get the graveyard earth for the initiation ritual. There's a graveyard near the road that's up on a bit of a hill. The road cuts through the hill, so there is some exposed dirt near the road itself. I'm gonna get some dirt from that point.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, initiation, ceremony, ritual

Grave Digger
The silence becomes a tomb my fists pound on the wood and my tears soak the padding I just want to escape run away from the pain but you're still there smirking down at me you tell me the things I do I do for you I wince when you walk near I fall asleep at night dreaming of a better day like a reel from an old time movie I see my life progress from happy frilly dresses to Depression and anger one day you'll know my pain one day I'll make sure you understand I can feel the pressure the dirt falls down I know the air is limited I'll save my strength Because I can dig a grave no one will ever find.

Gravity Will Bring Me Down
Okay, so, I forgot how much I love little black dresses. I tried on my black dress from winter formal because I have to wear it Sunday, and I love it. It makes a swooshy noise when I walk. n_n; anyway, i have to go get my prom dress altered because my boobs aren't quite large enough to fill the top part. lmao. they're already too big. plus, i feel defeated. i can't do my algebra. i have to give in and go to tutorials. but thanks to my anxiety, i feel like i've failed. i feel like i can never do anything by myself. so yeah. bye!

Graves...
This has always bothered me, when you die,your loved ones have to pay around 5,000 for the whole burial. why the fuck.. I say burn the bodies,and then bury a bunch of people together. Does this make me soulless ? I think its really ridiculous though for corpses to be buried all nice. btw,no I'm not high or anything.

The Graveyard
You wander around the graveyard of my soul and look at all the pretty stones there But you never stop to read any of them to see what has passed The stones lie flat and broken all around you Nobody is there to put them right again , or to care for them To clean off the dirt and polish them to like new again They are crumbling to dust The letters upon them are faded and hard to read But they are there if you care to look My self esteem lays to the right My dignity to the left My compassion is straight ahead The stone for Love is no longer there It was removed long ago when it was destroyed by a careless vandal There was nothing but a pile of rubble when he was done It will be a long wait for it to be replaced I refuse to let another stone be placed here My graveyard will grow no more

Gravedigger
never did i believe the deceased could be so pleasant they dont argue nor do they complain the skin and organs of this person slain are what feed my hunger whats left over if put together right make a wonderful place to slumber once the supplies run out off to the graveyard i go maybe next time the head could be more usefull how about a new soup bowl confined to this room for the time being the stiffened remains my only company yet they are hidden away no eyes can see no one would understand the sanctity that is my sanity

Grave And Weep
I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sunlight on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn's rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush, Of quiet birds circled flight I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry. I am not there. I did not die

Gravity
Gravity or gravitation by definition is a phenomenon through which all objects attract each other. Just by that definition alone speaks volumes on how important it is in our everyday life. One word that can bring everything together. One word that can bond and strenghten any known object. But at the same time, without gravity, things fall apart. People might not use this word everyday, but you see it everywhere around you. When you lose a loved one by an illness, by a bullet, or simply just growing apart from a relationship. See, gravity is working against me. And it wants to bring me down. Everything in life that you go through serves a purpose. Whether its good or bad. Right or wrong. But sometimes in life you wonder " what is keeping me down?" " Whats keeping me from feeling happy?" I found the answer. It's simply GRAVITY! The weight of the world on many people can simply kill you. Acceptance from our peers and from loved ones can be a bit overwhelming. Finding that bond, that conne

The Graveyard Was Creepy
Standing outside the graveyard wall I dared not to go in and walk around, but I did anyway. Taking a step forward, I pushed the gates open. As the gates flew open they made a loud screeching noise that made my heartbeat faster and sent shivers up my spine. As I entered the graveyard, the air smelled musty. Fog was sliding across the moss covered ground and over the cracked tombstones. I felt a cold breeze of wind swipe across my bare neck. I tried pushing the fog to the side, but is swirled around my hand. Sliding my hand thru the fog, I smacked my hand across a tombstone. The tombstone was as cold as the wind blowing against my neck. As i continue walking deeper into the graveyard, I felt as if someone was behind me, I turned around slowly feeling someones cold hand press against my skin but there was no one there as i look towards the gate that I had walked through, it was shut and locked behind me. Pondering in my head I wondered how the gate had been shut behind me and locked witho

Graveyard By Moonlight
Ghastly advances quicken in the dead of the night Ravishing the innocent souls in a silent path Accept the overwhelming fear to consume your being Vanishing into the midst of foggy moondlight Escaping to a realm with unforgotten tales Yellowed eyes beckon over mossy tombstones Allowing the patient to seek out their stories Relieved by the shadows that dance wickedly Destined to overpower hazy destinations Breathe in crisp air, shelter from the mist Young creatures slip into the cracks of Eden Mischevious nightmares creep into enchantment Obscure images burn your inner eye lids Ongoing heart races beat through chests Neglected graves weakened under soft ground Laughter rings through the whistling wind Implications of apparitions drawn to dark Grieving the loss of eternal realities Haunted by their own tormented goodbyes Taken advantage of uninterrupted slumber

Gravity
Tell me about the law of gravity that states anything that goes up must come down and i will introduce you to the law of aerodynamics that states that it is possible that something can go up and remain there. Before this year runs out, u shall find urself somewhere that u cant even bring urself down. Your blessings shall never come down, u shall never fail, the law of gravity will never work in your finances, business, family, all area of your life etc. Stay blessed. The devil is a liar. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

Graveyard Suicide
Graveyard suicide I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have ben times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst the dead I came to the con

Graveyard Suicide
I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have ben times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst the dead I came to the conclusion That it wa

Graveside Eulogy Poems
Remembered Joy Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free! I follow the plan God laid for me. I saw His face, I heard His call, I took His hand and left it all... I could not stay another day, To love, to laugh, to work or play; Tasks left undone must stay that way. And if my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss... Ah yes, these things I, too, shall miss. My life's been full, I've savoured much: Good times, good friends, a loved-one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief— Don't shorten yours with undue grief. Be not burdened with tears of sorrow, Enjoy the sunshine of the morrow. Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there... I do not sleep. I am the thousand winds that blow... I am the diamond glints on snow... I am the sunlight on ripened grain... I am the gentle autumn rain. When you waken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush Of

Gravity
Something always brings me back to you. It never takes too long. No matter what I say or do I'll still feel you here 'til the moment I'm gone. You hold me without touch. You keep me without chains. I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain. CHORUS Set me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity. Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be. But you're on to me and all over me. You loved me 'cause I'm fragile. When I thought that I was strong. But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone. CHORUS Set me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity. Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be. But you're on to me and all over me. I live here on my knees as I try to make you see that you're everything I think I need here on the ground. But you're neither friend nor foe though I can't seem to let you g

Graveyard Of Thedarkshadow
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

Graveyard Suicide
I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have been times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst the dead I came to the conclusion That it w

Gravity
You gave away the one thing you held dear It just won’t stop the ringing in your ear Through the glass your world looks hazy The thirst has got you going crazy You’re too far gone I couldn’t save you if I tried Your scars they cut you way to deep So now I’ll put this lonely love to sleep You’re too far gone You’ll waste away in Babylon At the time you couldn’t see That no one beats gravity

Graveyard Suicide
I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have been times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst the dead I came to the conclusion That it w

Gravy Ladle
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever si

The Grave
The Grave Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glint on the snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the autumn rain. When you awake in the morning hush, I am the swift uplifiting rush of birds circling in flight I am the stars that shine at night. Do not stand on my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. Author Unknown

The Grave
what some on here do not know i was dead clinically for a while.. why you all ask?? i shot myself behind pussy (a woman) yes. i know very dumb thing to do.. i've heard it from many... i was in love and my heart was broken.. but let me tell you of this while it is still fresh in my memory..like some see a great light and some see nothing.. my experience was of the hall of souls.. many from times past waiting for another chance.those that don't believe in anything are like the souls of a animal;lost in a oblivian and truly die a second death..and what brought me back was the love of friends and covens.. and i do thank you all that knew that i was gone,and kept on with their dark gifts.. but most of all i want to thank the elders whom preformed the incantations, and i want to thank the one whom caused me to kill myself(you know whom you are)i saw many things and done some haunting also.. death is another form of being born.. it is shocking at first and at time you get use to it. but you d

Grave Of The Self-righteous
It is irredeemable. Perhaps it is such a stark lack of fulfillment - an infinity of disconnection. My reach stops short of the taste of joy. There is nothing. Cliched mantra and uninspired words. Yet, listen... Do you too hear the silence? Dance in utter solitude I do and still. No. I share nothing with anyone. The words you read are so familiar yet behind them is that clouded void. Narrow the realm of experience and limit the scope of knowledge... is that where you have gone? I've missed you so much. Self-imposed? Perhaps. Yet the snake is no less venomous. Withdrawing further and further and collapsing under the grand weight of my profound failure. Gone a day without talking - perhaps I should go a thousand more. I can't be what you want. I am disappointment - a monster so hideous and deleterious. I called your name again yesterday but I don't know your language anymore. You walked by me in the street blind that I lay there. Though in the crowd ever i

Gravity
Lost again, broken and weary Unable to find my way Tail in hand, dizzy and clearly Unable to just let this go I am surrendering to gravity and the unknown Catch me, heal me, Lift me back up to the sun I choose to live... I fell again, like a baby Unable to stand on my own Tail in hand, dizzy and clearly Unable to just let this go I am surrendering to gravity and the unknown Catch me, heal me Lift me back up to the sun I choose to live... I choose to live... I choose to live... Catch me, heal me Lift me back up to the sun Help me survive the bottom Calm these hands before they Snare another pill and Drive another nail down Another needy hole Please release me... I am surrendering to the gravity and the unknown Catch me heal me Lift me back up to the sun I choose to live... I choose to live... Gravity - A Perfect Circle

"graveyard Billy"
“Graveyard Billy” My job has certain perks, Well suited for my tastes I’m often in here all alone And I’m always working late I take the shifts the others hate And I start just after one It always seems the perfect time For me to have my fun They call me “Graveyard Billy” Because I like to work at night And if they knew why I love it so They wouldn’t think it right Not because of the tasks at hand These things that I must do Like sewing up the lips or restoring Skin that’s pale or blue No, the others also do these things They even trim and comb the hair But I always go that extra mile And I offer “special” care The way I see it, is that although they’re dead They’re still in need of love And they appreciate my warming touch When I remove my rubber gloves And then comes my shirt, and off with my trousers Some would call it quite the sin But I take my time with foreplay Before I slip it in With they’re cold skin pressed against my chest For

Gravel
I heard the sound of your bike as your wheels hit the gravel and your engine in the driveway, cutting off. I pushed through the screen door and I stood out on the porch thinking "fight, fight, fight", at all costs. But instead I let you in, Just like I've always done I sat you down and offered you a beer. and across the kitchen table I fired several rounds but you were still sitting there, when the smoke cleared. You came crawling back to say You want to make good in the end and oh, how let me count the ways, I abhor you. and you were never a good lay and you were never a good friend, but oh, what can I say, I adore you. All I need is my leather, one t-shirt and two socks I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets, you can use the engine blocks. We'll ride out to California, with my hands around your chest and I'll pretend this is real, cuz it's what I like best. You've been juggling two women just like a circus clown, telling us both "We are the one". and

The Graveyard By Moonlight...
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? I remember you HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? The smoke of her burning WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Love's intolerable Pain HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Xaoeteneto... Its greek, not 100% sure what it means WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Vredesbyrd WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? By myself WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Oh, Pretty woman :| oddly enough, Ive heard that from one or two of them WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Malice through the looking glass WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Black as the Devil Painteth WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Hurt and Virtue WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Nobody Hears... oddly true WHAT

Gravel
"Gravel" i heard the sound of your bike, as your wheels hit the gravel, then your engine in the driveway cutting off and i pushed through the screen door and i stood out on the porch thinking figh, fight, fight at all costs, but instead i let you in, just like i've always done and i sat you down and offered you a beer and across the kitchen table i fired several rounds, but you were still sitting here when the smoke cleared. and you came crawling back to say that you wanna make good in the end and oh, oh, let me count the ways that i abhore you, and you were never a good lay and you were never a good friend but, oh, oh, what else can i say... i adore you all i need is my leather, one t-shirt and two socks, i'll keep my hands warm in your pockets and we can use the engine block, and we'll ride out to california with my arms around your chest, and i'll pretend that this is real 'cuz this is what i like best, and you've been juggling two women like a stupid circus clown telli

Graveyard In December
a graveyard in December everything around me is dead and dying a graveyard in December so dark now, but its not too hard to see I laid you down to rest, beneath the harvest moon it brok my fucking heart, i should be laying there too iver never felt pain so bad i cried, until that fucking night it hurt so fucking bad, the night you died a grave yard in December your broken heart still screaming out to me a graveyard in December what i've done still haunts me in my dreams my days and nights are filled, with blood curdling screams i cry your name out in my sleep i wake up sobbing, nightmares cutting so fucking deep a graveyard this December moonlight bathes the dead and drowns me My graveyard in December when my life ends drag my body through the streets

Gravity
Hi my space of white that will turn to black as soon as I post this.Its been awhile.I found that no matter who it is or what the conditions or environment,breaking away or escaping what holds you back from getting to the place where you belong can be and is difficult especially when you have to start at ground zero.So what keeps the ship of ones own personal life on the pad?Is it family?Is it friendships?Where you live?Or could it be complacency?Self doubt?Maybe its a combination of all of them.Maybe they are the cables that hold you in place,so to speak.I have found over the last several weeks,dealing with what's been holding me back that it comes a point in ones life where you have to decide if you are going to leave your life rocket on the pad or are you going to disconnect the cables of whats be holding you in place and finally launch yourself to the destination that you have seen in your soul and spirit.For me I have finally chosen the latter.The ignition of put away hopes and dre

Gravity
Something always brings me back to you.It never takes too long.No matter what I say or do, I still feel you here 'till the moment I'm gone.You hold me without touch.You keep me without chains.I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain.CHORUSSet me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be.But you're on to me and all over me.You loved me 'cause I'm fragile.When I thought that I was strong.But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone.CHORUSSet me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be.But you're on to me and all over me.

Gravely Inane.
Playing in Mother's veins; Falling in the breeze, Feelings: seen inane; She waltz's in circles, Water rushing past her knees; The earth between her toes, Hands reaching for the tree's; Rays create her spotlight, Beaming through the branches; Enjoying Father's Time, Life singing as she dances. -5282011- [Astra]

Gravely Inane. -5282011-
Playing in Mother's veins; Falling in the breeze, Feelings: seen inane; She waltz's in circles, Water rushing past her knees; The earth between her toes, Hands reaching for the tree's; Rays create her spotlight, Beaming through the branches; Enjoying Father's Time, Life singing as she dances.

Graveyard.
Chorus:My graveyard in DecemberEverything around me is dead and dying.A graveyard in December,Moonlight bathes the dead and drowns meI remember every time you criedyour stark words scream at me every fucking night.Your heart I've broken so many timesHard to beleive you're still alive.My heart so cold and darkHell's fury burns insidetearing my soul apartThere's nothing to hideMemories haunt you of broken tiesIf not for me you wouldn't live this life.-chorus-You've fought so hard to get us here.bones so broken, flesh so seared.You're mind is racing, eyes full of tearsyou're heart is pounding from the fear.My body breaking downMy will to fight is goneMy fucking veins ripped outIn this river I drownMemories haunt you of broken ties.If not for me you wouldn't have to die.-chorus-My graveyard in December.Look deep into the dark and find me.This fucking graveyard in December.The icey grip of death approaching.

The Grave
The graveVerse 1Click click boom went the shots to my headNo time to rethink what i did, what i saidAnd before the blink of an eyei'm floating above in a sunlit skywatching them lower my body in the groundi fell a thousand feet with a horrible soundknelling before the devil's dark throneknowning i was very far from aloneChorus repeated twiceWelcome to the end, welcome to the gravethis is where you'll be my slavewelcome to the pit, welcome to hellthis is how it was when the angels fellverse 2he spoke to me in a menacing voiceas he told me hell was my only choicei stood up to him in pure defiancecalling out to god for a final chancethere is no hope for that foolish boyhe said to me with a tone that was coyyou lived your life in the darkest waythey told you before that sinners will paychorus twiceverse 3wait a fuckin minute this can not bedid enough good for the world to seeyes you can talk, but you can not fightyes you can run, but you can not hidethey are all around yes all the timefor

Grawr!
Trig test and other shit in the house. A brief overview? Good. Gran is in pain. She's old, and she's on a lot of medication. Add a depression to this, and it really really isnt good. I'm all worried about that and stuff. Sunday night I was crying about the above thing. Mother heard me. A little background info: Since the situation with my frist boyfriend, my parents dont know about any of my emotions. They know happy and angry. Sunday mom saw throuogly scared and depressed. In the past, I have gotten in trouble for being an introvert, for hiding my emotions. I showed her some of them and was told to "suck it up and pray about it." dot dot dot. Not good. I'm not happy with my mother. Thanksgiving was good. We had the whole family from my mom's side up, pluss V and his mother. Twas much crowded. After stuffing our faces with Italian food and chocolate covered coffee beans, we all pretty much mellowed out, 'cept for mom who tried to throw some guy off the roof. Yeah. That was gre

Grawr
The more time I spend on this site the more it pisses me off. When it was CherryTap, I had no problems. No problems whatsoever. Now that it is Fubar it seems to be the 'bouncer' has it out for me. The same 'bouncer' that flagged my photo and removed my MuMM also rejected my salute. Is there anyway to get a new 'bouncer'? Are they even assigned to people? They pull you into this site because you get rewarded points for posting comments, blogs, photos, adding friends ...yadda yadda... which then bumps your level sucking up all your RL time. But then if you post anything that is offensive to a 'bouncer' they, themselves have the right to remove, flag or regect it. I understand this site has a lot of members I just think it is unfair that my photos, MuMMs, profile or possibly even my blogs' destiny lays in the hands of one 'bouncer'. What if this 'bouncer' has different views than I? What if I post a blog to get the word out about the rise in teen pregnancy rates and

Gray Skies, Purple Morning
Gray Skies, Purple Morning She longs to see the day, when her skies are no longer tinted gray. Where she'll gaze upon his gorgeous face, where with him, she'll feel in place. God please grant her this wonderful gift. Her heart could use a loving lift. She's waiting for that purple morning. That she'll watch with her new one, their love growing.

Gray Wolverines Vs. Blue Batallion
Coming soon, the technology infiltration. I am excited to announce that this week I will be prepped on a new technology that is entering my classroom. My class and the magnet class have been chosen to pilot a new program that provides each students with a remote control. I will prepare questions on a powerpoint and a set of multiple-choice answers. Each student will then press the button on their controller that is associated with the answer they believe to be correct. I can't wait to use it, because any opportunity my students have to think that they are using video games in the classroom will send participation through the roof. Not only will I be able to know who has grasped the material I am teaching, but they will also feel comfortable to participate. If they choose the wrong answer, nobody in the class will be aware of it except for me. I miss my old sleepaway camp. I heard a song on the radio today, "Standing Outside the Fire" by Garth Brooks, that triggered memories of Cobboss

Gray Or Grey? (this Holiday.)
There is truth. then, there are answers. while questions exist to challenge truth. they exist to bend black unto white. that is gray. that is life. one answer is derived from reason and sometimes an answer is derived from principal truths. the ones stark black and white unbending unwilling to bend. to refract light, into grey. that is life. life is gray grey as in you have a choice, to smile, to frown. gray to lie or hold the crest, the shield of truth. holding back the 3rd degree. choices backed by grey reasoning make you villainous. choices backed by gray reasons make you heroic. life is to have a choice. whereas death, you cannot choose. death comes in your proudest moment. in your weakest frame. in an instant too fast too short. there is too much loss in grey matters this holiday. wether or not we knew them well. or at all. really. this whole choice is as large as we are tall, in life, but a small man dies as easily as a tall man fall down. its just bigg

The Gray.....
Keep me in the light and i will wait here paitently-stupidly without giving you knowledge of my truest thoughts. Push me out into the darkness and i might enjoy this cold Give me reasons to forget the touch I think I need ~ stupidly, patiently heeding this pain. Knowing the sun hurts my eyes I stare right into it Giving up the darkness I also enjoy just as much Show me my way as I step in between where I am comfortable ~ THE GRAY ~ Jenni

Gray Skies
CLOUDS OF GRAY ROLLED IN THAT DAY COVERING OUR CLEAR BLUE SKY, AND I BEGAN TO WONDER...WHY?? THEN CAME THE RAIN THAT CAUSED OUR HEARTS SO MUCH PAIN MAKING ME FEEL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO GAIN. I TOLD MYSELF...SOMEDAY THE SKY WOULD CLEAR AND TAKE AWAY ALL THE TEARS. MY FRIENDS ALL SAID I LOVED YOU IN VAIN....TO FACE THE STORM WITH ALL IT'S RAIN...AND ALL IT'S PAIN.'THINGS HAVE TO GET WORSE BEFORE THEY CAN GET BETTER' THEY SAY, 'LOOK AT ALL YOU HAVE' THEY SAY, SOMEDAY YOU WILL SEE THROUGH THE RAIN AND BEGIN A NEW DAY. BUT THE RAIN KEPT COMMING BRINGING MORE PAIN. EACH DAY THAT HAD PASSED I HOPED FOR THERE TO BE A BREAK....TO SEE THE SILVER LINING...TO SHOW THIS WAS NOT OUR FATE..BUT THE SUN IT NEVER CAME. JUST AS I FELT I COULD NO LONGER STAND ALL THIS PAIN I REALIZED I WAS THE ONE CAUSING ALL THE RAIN (AND THE PAIN).. SO I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE YOU, WITH YOUR EYES OF THE BRIGHTEST BLUE, THAT MAKE ME SEE ALL THAT WAS TRUE...I STOPPED THE RAIN BUT , NOT THE PAIN..AND AGAIN I BEGAN TO W

Gray Clouds
Gray Clouds (c) 2004 W.Becker and T. Hantel I'm looking at the sky watching gray clouds hunt each other just like animals across the barren land I'd like to roam with them your blue eyes are on my mind as they travel fleetingly across the boundless skies I'm sleeping only lightly as light as those gray clouds nervously they're hunting me across a dome of blue (Bridge) These dreams they weigh me down These dreams are going back and forth These dreams they weigh me down These dreams are coming back to me Ref.: There's a corny movie showing up there in my head an endless feature playing that I just can't forget I'm sitting in the stalls, right there in row fifteen there's popcorn sticking to my bed, as real as in a dream I gently touch your head afraid to get my hopes too high Among these clouds of gray to other lands I fly I'm looking at your sky ... it's blue just like your pretty smile the clouds have travelled on the clouds have travelled

Graying Devil Dogs Still Growl
LONG READ BUT WILL WORTH THE READ By Thomas D. Segel on Sep 16, 07 NewsByUs, ID Harlingen, Texas, September 15, 2007: They are mostly old now and many are long retired. Still, these Marines, these graying alumni of the warrior band who were called “Teufel Hunden” or Devil Dogs by their World War I German enemies, remain protective toward both Country and Corps. They also keep a watchful eye on the Young Lions now wearing the uniform who are waging heroic warfare against a fanatical enemy. These veterans are very up front with how they view the actions of our national leadership, the media and the anti war movement. The MoveOn.org ad calling General David Petraeus “General Betray Us” that was reportedly given a very favorable discount by the New York Times, has generated rush of negative comments. Most former Marines think the media is completely anti war - anti military and do not accept either print or electronic accounts as truthful reporting. Many of them rely on email c

Gray
so my eyes look gray in a picture i took. and i wasn't wearing my contacts. Either way I think gray eyes are lovely. Gray is my favorite color ever since i was mesmerized by gray eyes. Katies birthday bash was great, i had a nice time and there were no wild things going on. that i was involved in... :)

Gray Wolves
"Gray wolves are extremely sociable and highly intelligent animals. They typically live in packs of 5- 10 related animals and function as a highly cooperative family unit. In each pack there is an alpha male (sometimes a female) who leads the pack in the hunt and other important decisions concerning the welfare of the group. All the pack members defer to the alpha male (or female). The alpha's mate is also in a leadership role and the alpha pair lead the pack together. Their social structure consists of a cooperative hierarchy that is essential for hunting, communication and defending their territory. Wolves have expressive faces and communicate through subtle gestures of the mouth, ears and eyes. A wolf "greeting ceremony" is a joyful event and takes place after a brief separation, prior to a hunt, after a kill, or after waking from a communal nap. The wolf pack is particularly cooperative during the hunt. Their hunting techniques display great skill and exceptional intelligence.

The Gray
Day turns to night, You just don't feel right, Everything seems to get in the way, Your tired of your life being so gray, You have so much to be happy for, So many people to love and adore, Yet the gray remains, And you can't forget the pains, The pains of the past, The memories that seem to last, Nothing goes away, Now you face another day, Another day waiting for it to end, Another day hoping your heart will mend, Another day turns to another night, Another night you don't want to awake to the light, The light of yet another day, Another day you know will be filled with gray.

Grayskull Of Power The By
The one time Prince Adam had to say his oath to transform into He-Man backwards as in today’s title was when he was on the planet Trolla where everything to him was backwards, with trees growing down from the sky among other things! In the original cartoon “He-Man And The Masters of the Universe” (I would watch this when I got home from school and used to cross-reference everything) I saw a lot that inspired me to write … mostly nonsense in my younger years, but the older I get the more connected I realize it is. It occurred to me with a graphic novel I’d read a few days ago that even though the plot sounded like something you imagine as “Masterpiece Theatre” fare, it was actually intelligent and challenging, what I look for in the books I read and the people I meet! Any literature set in the era of Victorian England tends to radiate between the extremes of Rudyard Kipling and Charles Dickens. Kipling deals with the glory and is borderli

Gray Skys
Sitting in the corner reading my thoughts back of my hand letting the tears of sorrow drip from my face digging my toes in the ground of despair Gray skys I speak to thee take me away from my deep crys make me feel my faith Drill thoughts of more then one choice dark shadows overwhelm my holy body the pain spikes me through my hands and feet blood rises and stick to ones flesh

Gray Hair
So I always thought that I'd freak out the day I found gray hair. I went to cut my hair the other day, and noticed a gray hair sticking straight up. Because of where it was at and how it was growing, I pulled it... don't need stray hairs. But then I started looking really closely at my hair. I found about 10 long, shiny silver hairs in my head. Contrary to what I had thought about them, I smiled. I discovered I actually like them. I'm almost 31 years old, and I'm finally getting them. I figure after all I've been through in life, I've earned every single one of them. I'm not going to dye my hair to hide them, or pretend like I'm not getting older. Excited, I called my grandma and my mom to tell them about the signs of age. Then I sat back, stared at them a bit more, and smiled some more. Cover gray? NEVER! I'm as proud of those hairs as I am the stretch marks from my son.

The Gray Desert
THE GRAY DESERT Life is a desert for me A desert of gray cutting sand In cast expansions I have crawled along this waist land of life my whole life Whenever I start to feel hope The wing comes blowing the sharp Gray sand to shred To shred the flesh The flesh of my hope and dreams I survive of the water of hope in the roots The roots of temporary hope Hope that lasts not Many a time I thought I saw An oasis Shimmering just ahead of me I ran top them I did But when I arrive Just more gray sand I think I see one again This time it is clearer This time I smell it Please let you not be another mirage That would be more then I can survive JPowell

Gre
i went and took the GRE this morning (the test you take to get into grad school). The good news is I passed, or at least got the score I needed to get into the graduate program I've got my eye on. The bad news is all the stress last night and this morning made me sick :(

Greatest Day
A new light has been seen in my eyes I can see a woman I will never despise She looks at me and cries 15 years old is not to young mommy I am a good baby She hands me off to a nurse I see my mommy as they take me away I dont know where I will be going today I see an older man and lady They look very happy I move and feel the love They are taking me home and I will grow up 25 years old and I can see that I was adopted I wish I knew the woman who loved me so much She could live her life knowing I was better off I sit in a hospital hallway today I see many people walking by me today I wish one day I could meet the lady who gave me away My new wife is about to deliver The greatest gift I will have ever I see the doctor walk in She is going to deliver my baby in a few minutes I go in and i see my beautiful wife in pain I know for sure she would never give her baby away SHe pushes and breathes I can feel her every pain I wish I could take it away Finally the beau

Greatest Poet
I am me a poet at heart What you see is many different parts I put together word by word Trying to piece together a hateful world WHen you read what I write You see a love that shines so bright It is something I feel deeply I need to get it out so others can feel it freely When I write I write of the world LOve and tragedy are important parts of gods big world Whereever you go look and see Ask the people what they see Happiness and joy Disappointment and dispair Ask about hope and they will watch and stare Hope is the one thing all people should have You thought you were dead Til i stuck out my hand The walks I take you on will make you better It will allow you to love that special someone that much better So when you read keep me in your heart THere is only one that will take my heart I dont know who but she will know I am patient in waiting for her glow Just remember I am the greatest poet of this time Because I give to the world what so many want to find H

Great Truths
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its grou nd. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose

Great Song!!
"Wait For You" I know you're trying to get around me baby I know you've got me in your heart baby I know that you could love me If you only had a guarantee When I look at your face it's so empty I know I could fill you with love baby Your soul is dying for me Can't deny our energy And you're far I'm near you're there I'm here you're hurting for me I can see it in your eyes Some of the hardest things are easy to achieve with patience I'll wait for you until the heavens fall I'll wait for you until the end of the world I'll wait for you until I no longer breathe I know that it's not impossible I'll wait for you until you finish your fight I'll wait for you until the timing is right I'll wait for you until you knock on my door Cuz right now it's feeling just like a movie yeah yeah... Just like a movie I know that this is hard for you Want you to know that I'm feeling it too It's taken some time but now I see everything It's so clear to me I can't give up yo

The Great Unwashed - Fienderella Poems
The Great Unwashed The hotel closes for breakfast at 11 in the morn So they wait until 10:30 before it dawns That the free food might be taken away And the hotel closes up it's 'Eat All You Can' buffet. So down they all come, in one big mass And start to get upset when the waiter pass, The groups of four to the singleton, Coz all he's got left are tables for one The groups cry out and whinge and whine, "We've slept here and demand that we dine! We've been out all night on the town here in Leeds And all we want now is for our faces to feed" The waiter works quickly at clearing the guests Until all those that are standing are now seated pests But instead of being happy and preparing to eat They order their drinks and quickly back on their feet They're off to the breakfast bar as fast as they can To load up their plates with the eggs, beans and ham. But instead of finding a platter of food, Is a big long wall of a human queue. They hadn't worked out that t

Great Questions And Answers
These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning. Q. Which of your fiv

Great Time!
Working at the shop this last weekend was awesome! Makes me want to do it full time, I was even learning how to set up and tear down the booths! It was interesting and I ended up learning a lot from everybody there.

A Great Man Has Passed
today my heart grew even heavier than i ever thought possible .....even with all the bs that has been going on in my life the past 3 years. i lost an inspirational man in my life he was my uncle and my friend. life will not ever be the same. i know his final days was filled with the pain of cancer and he is done now with his pain and this is to some degree a relief for me but he will be missed every day of the rest of my life. yes today a great man has gone home to once again pave the way for those of us to follow. gp in peace dear uncle and we will meet again in the hereafter. rest well

Great Many Thanks...
I owe man thanks to those that have supported my rise and well just my rise so far. Toxic and Addictive - Major kudos to you for my introduction to this mother of all sites... it works like clockwork (eeeek!! I hope I haven't put the mockers on it!!!) Cin C - you're a doll but in the best possible way!! BlackRoseVi(x)x(x)en - I hope you win! To all those that haven't been mentioned, fear not! for you are with me all the time!! Laters peops!

The Greatest Fall (of All Time) - Matchbook Romance
The hand on my clock strikes two In times when I got the best of you We made promises we couldn't keep And every night we couldn't sleep. I didn't know why, but didn't ask questions because it was the first time in my life, yeah the first time in my life Where I, did something right. I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time You pick me apart While I search for witty things to say (In my defense) "You'll never amount to anything anyway" (Don't press your luck, don't press your luck) And think that I'm impressed with your one night stands and your contagious kiss I'm trying to get this right Yeah, cause I'm ridiculous like that I'll keep this as A constant reminder Of the nights I spent holding onto her And rest assured I'm moving on I miss you less, with each day your gone (your gone)

Great Lessons On E-mail And Viruses
A friend who is a computer expert received the following directly from a system administrator for a corporate system. It is an excellent message that ABSOLUTELY applies to ALL of us who send e-mails. Please read the short letter below, even if you're sure you already follow proper procedures. Do you really know how to forward e-mails? 50% of us do; 50% DO NOT. Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it? Every time you forward(as a Inline Text) an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses and names. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every E-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five

Great Truths
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 3) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 5) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD: 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget t

Great Jokes..
EVEN I COULDN'T THINK UP ONE AS GOOD AS THIS. Pregnant Turkey Story: Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s)back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It

Great Storys Of Being Busted!!
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.Finally,he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too

Great News
Today I got amazing news. My father whom i've only known about 7 years has finally decided to settle down and get married. I'm very happy that he found his counterpart and I am looking forward to the wedding.

Great Rite
I don't want to see Your face I don't want to know Your name, I don't want to know Your mind, I don't want Your life to claim, All I want is a grove of trees, soft grass on which to lay, darkness, warm and soft and kind, and You to come and play. I want Your strength around me, hot lips against my breast, with tenderness and passion delighting every sense. Goddess and God rendezvous on a moon-kissed night. I would see the God in You, would feel and know His might. I send my wish upon the winds to East, South, West and North, to seek out my Faerie love, and magick bring Ye forth. Soft caresses of the night to whisper on Your skin, honeyed lips to sweeten You, Goddess to draw You in. O will o' the wisp, my lover fey, Come to me, my Horned One. Be free to worship as we will, enchanted realms of love and fun. Touch and please, but ne'er speak recriminate or fear. A vow we must forever keep, To keep Them ever near.

The Greatest Gift
The greatest gift in life is the ability to except. You never know who or what you’ll miss out on if you cannot. Except people and situations for who and what they are. Except people for there faults, There differences, There shortcomings, There opinions, There reasoning, And just for whom they are. Except situations because every one isn’t the same, Because something’s in life cannot be controlled, Because things always work themselves out in time, Because sometimes the answer as to “WHY” isn’t always clear at the moment, And that nothing is ever to big for someone to handle with a little help. If you can find it in yourself to just except things for who and what they are, You’ll be surprised at the door to the realm of possibilities you’ve opened. They say “OPPOSITES ATTRACT”, We would have never known that if someone didn’t just decide to for once, EXCEPT.

Greatest Thing
As I set her watching my children play it comes to me, how wonderful is this. My greatest accomplishment in life has been my children. To them Daddy is not only their father but their best friend, and they are mine as well. I could not imagine life without them. What is greater or more special in life than the love a child holds in there heart. All my mistakes and shortcomings melt away each time i see them. I am telling the world how proud of them I am and thank God I am their Father.

Great Friend
I met this guy from myspace we have been talking bout a yr on here...but few months ago we met..and he is such a sweet and nice guy to me..he don't force me to do anything that I dont' want to and I like that..he loves my kids..he said that he wants to be in my nad my kids life and I hope he does cause I really do like him...well my kids r going to be one yr old next month on nov. 30..they r growing up so fast on me...well that's bout it..talk to ya later... Julie

The Greatest Feeling
The greatest feeling in the world is to be around someone who wants to hold you, wants to kiss your forehead, wants to be around you, wants to call you at night, wants to see you smile. But I think whats better than that, is finding someone that does it all, because he wants to see you happy.

A Great Way To Say Thanks!!!
A great way of thanking our troops.....I did this and hopefully you will also.... If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com , you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them... I have done this, please take a few seconds and do like wise!!!!

Great Way To Spend Friday 13th
well today is my anniversary. a great way to spend friday 13th. not really cause i'm spending it alone. i miss my husband. he in iraq still probably until next month he will be home. i guess it makes me sad that it my 1year anniversary that we been married and i can't spend it with him. and there other issues going on in my mind. it just blah. anyways all i been doing mostly today was cleaning my house. what else can i do. i dunno. anyways happy 1year anniversary to us.. ps: i know there many more anniversary that going to come up. but this suppose to be our FIRST ONE!!!

Great To Be A Women
Great to be a woman Reason's why it's great to be a woman: Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling. You can sleep your way to the top. You can sue the President for sexual harassment. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo. Brad Pitt. No one passes out when you take off your shoes. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store. If you forget to shave, no one has to know. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute. You have the ability to dress yourself. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist. You can qui

The Great Protector
This is written by my 9 year old son. THE GREAT PROTECTOR Once upon a time there lived a giant named Mangoo and a monster named Mongoo. The monster was guarding the 9 dragons' treasure. They had a whole chest full of pearls. The pearls were in a cave, buried 81 feet underground. Mongoo lived in the back of the cave so he could protect the treasure from Mangoo, the giant. Mangoo had been trying to get the treasure for over 81,000 years. He wanted to get the pearls and sell them to buy food. The giant had not been seen for many years because he was trying to think of a way to get the treasure. He had been planning and planning. One day a big stomp was heard in the village, it was Mangoo, the giant, looking for the dragons' treasure. He searched everywhere: in the houses, in closets, in wells, and even in the forests. Then he searched in caves. He found the cave with Mongoo, the monster in it because he heard him breathing very loudly. So the giant said in a mean way, "

A Great Day In Wrestling History!!!!
Ok so I'm watching the WWE tonight (10/16/2006) and these two fake wanna-be A listers, Maleena and Nitro come out saying they have an A-List friend of theirs there tonight. So I'm wondering what idiot they got Well THEY GOT THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD'S "DEE DEE DEE" CLUB!!!!!!!! Yes KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!!!!!! The douchebag comes out disses the crowd acting like the royal fuckhead he is. Then he talks about rap and says he won't perform because the crowd isn't worth it. Oh yeah, did I forget to say they bood him from the second he walked out LOL. Anyway..... John Cena comes out (For those that don't know he is a rapper/wrestler/actor) and he proceeds to shit on Federline. After a breif interuption and an announcement tat one of the three Championship[ Belts were up for grabs, Cena invites K-Fed into the ring to ask who he thought should have the belt up for grabs. K-Fed said "Yours." Mics were dropped , then Cena extended his hand in a "respectful manner." When K-ZFed grabbed it

Great Bumper Stickers
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Great Day!!
Well I have the greatest news. Russ is comeing home for 9 days!!! I am so excited and just cant wait. It has been almost 5 months since we seen each other. I miss him so much. We had to even put our wedding off when we got the news of his deployment....yes I was very upset but he is worth waitting for to me.(We allready call each other husband and wife.) Hell I waitted 6 months for him last year...lol. Oh and the jeep had a cracked hose so it was nothing serious...another great thing. :D Well hope everyone has a super week.... love from the jeep cult, AK. OIIIO

Great Lyrics
Aint no other woman could take your spot my… If I wrote you a symphony Just to say how much you mean to me (What would you do) If I told you you were beautiful Would you page me on the regular (Tell me would you) Well baby I've been around the world But I aint seen myself another girl (Like you) This ring here represents my heart But there is just one thing I need from you (Saying I do) Because, I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand I can see us in the country side sitting in the grass laying side by side You can be my baby Gonna make you my lady Girl you amaze me Aint gotta do nothin crazy See all I want you to do is be my love (So don’t give away) My love (So don’t give away) My love (So don’t give away) Aint no other woman could take your spot My love (So don’t give away) My love (So don’t give away) My love (So don’t give away) Aint no other woman could take your spot My loooo

A Great Day To Be A Man!!!!!...lmao
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. > >When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme >sacrifice and gave up beans. > >Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home >from work. > >Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I >would be late because I had to walk home. > >On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was >more than I could stand. > >With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by >the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, >I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. > >All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. > >Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed >delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." > >He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. > >I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold

A Great Night After All !
Well last nigth me and David went to see "The Marine" it was pretty good. I wasn't into it as much as most people would have been cause of I knew what the ending of the movie was going to be cause of who is playing in it. I was like omg but David seemed to really enjoy it. I really wanted to see Texas Chainesaw the begaining. But I was out voted by my hubby. But almost the whole time we was in there this woman brought her kids up in there and they where crying and everyone was telling her Shh. But anyways. And then me and my husband spent a much needed night together (wink wink). But I haven't felt sick today. So that's a big plus for me. But me and David and the kids spent a day in just watching t.v we went out and brought Garfield the new movie he's in. And the kids seemed to really like it and we brought Saw 2 but I haven't gotten to watch it yet. Cause Alex got a extra long nap so he's still awake and I don't think he'll be going to sleep anytime soon. But he's feeling better with

The Greatest Woman That Ever Lived
One year ago today the greatest woman that ever lived passwed away. She wasn't famous and she didn't have alot of money. She wasn't a great physical beauty. However she gave everything she had to anyone who needed it. If you were hungry she would give you her own dinner before she would let you go hungry another day, if you had no place to live she would toss you a pillow and a blanket and let you stay at her place. No matter who you were or what you may have done to her in the past she never left anyone sleep in out in the cold or go hungry when she had food. She forgave all in time and her life though not easy was rich in love and laughter. One smile from her could heal a broken heart and one glance from her could dry a river of tears. Everybody who's life she ever touched will never be able to forget her. Without her my life will never be the same. I pray only that I can make her proud and find the strengtth to live my life as she did. May I forgive in time those who have done me wr

Great Song
don't know how to put the song up.... so the lyrics will do. All that I need -- Blind Melon All that I need is the air that I breathe And all that I need are things I don’t need And all that really matters Is what matters to me(hee..hee) And who of you are like me If I was to smile and I held out my hand And opened it now would you not understand Because you know if I’m to benefit I’ll do everything that I can And who of you are like me It will make you feel good Over my shoulder It will get me down And got me tied up Til’ I grow older But feel me inside of you Like you want it to But is it just the pains in your head That are thrilling me Another life’s...falling down onto it’s knees But I’ll never smile the way That I did like that day.... Everything will be ok...... It’ll be ok......

The Great One
THE GREAT ONE HE'S A HUSBAND, AN ACTOR, A FATHER AND A SON. BUT TO ALL HIS FANS HE'S KNOWN AS THE GREAT ONE. THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN ON EARTH, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP IS HIS SONG. IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM, THEN STEP IN THE RING AND HE'LL PROVE YOU WRONG. HE'S KNOWN FOR THE SUNGLASSES HE WEARS AND OH SOOO GOOD-LOOKIN'; EVERYONE KNOWS HIS FAMOUS SAYING... "CAN YOU SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?" YOU WON'T FIND HIM IN THE WWE BUT RATHER READING HIS NEXT MOVIE SCRIPT. I'M SURE MOST THE WOMEN WILL AGREE WHEN I SAY THAT'S HE'S SO HOT, HE'D MAKE THE DEVIL SWEAT. I WROTE THIS FOR MY NEW FRIEND, THE ROCK, FOR TODAY WE CROSSED THE SAME PATH. I HOPE YOU AND ALL YOU READ THIS LIKES IT AND IF YOU DON'T.... THEN YOU CAN KISS MY CANDY ASS! WRITTEN BY VICKI S. JOINER ODESSA, MISSOURI SUNDAY OCT. 22, 2006

Great Feeling!!!!
Went out to supper tonight and 4 men from the army were eating at the same place. I went up to them and ask if I could buy there supper for them. They said I did not have to of course. Buy I really wanted too. It was just something that I felt I needed to do for some reason. They all four shook my hand and thanked me. Well I was getting ready to leave and smiled and waved at them. One of them motioned for me to come over to the table again. So I went over. When I got there one of them stood up and thanked me for supper again. This time he handed me a patch from his uniform. Then another one of them shook my hand and handed me another patch. WOW, I was walking on air. The first patch says. Troop C Try me. and has the number 17. The other one was his airborne patch. It was truely an honor to run into some of the best people I have ever met in my life. Here I was trying to do something nice and it was returned back to me millions of times over. I can not explain how I feel tonight.

The Great Lost Cherry Experiment
MY GOAL IS TO TAKE A PIC WITH AS MANY PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST AS POSSIBLE. I'M GOING TO START WITH THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO ME. THEN GO FROM THERE. ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN. INTERESTED? YOU CAN LEAVE ME A COMMENT HERE OR SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE. LETS SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ACCEPT.

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughin g is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle a

Great Balls Of Fire
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a man insane You broke my will, oh what a thrill Goodness gracious great balls of fire I learned to love all of Hollywood money You came along and you moved me honey I changed my mind, looking fine Goodness gracious great balls of fire You kissed me baba, woo.....it feels good Hold me baby, I only love you like a lover should Your fine, so kind I wanna tell this world that your mine mine mine I chew my nails and I tweedle my thumbs I'm really nervous but it sure is fun Come on baby, drive me crazy Goodness gracious great balls of fire Well kiss me baby, woo-oooooo....it feels good Hold me baby I only love you like a lover should Your fine, so kind I wanna tell this world that your mine mine mine I chew my nails and I tweedle my thumbs I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun Come on baby, drive me crazy Goodness gracious great balls of fire

Great Read
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05. Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad. Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me ev

The 7 Great Prayers For Lent
1. I Love You God - (Praise God and/or Jesus with "emotion and feeling".) 2. Thank You God for…- (Reflect and thank God/Jesus, for the many blessings, small and big that you receive daily. And you do receive blessings daily - so do think hard here.) 3. God, You are Inside Me (With this prayer mix in, God/Jesus you are inside me, you give me strength, love, peace, energy, health, wealth, etc.) 4. I Attract God's Blessings (Visualize the blessings you desire as "already received". 5. God, I See You Everywhere (See God in your friends, family, and people you meet throughout the day.) 6. God Bless and I Love….(Pray for others. This is powerful.) 7. God, Let Me Do Your Good Works

Great Snow Castle Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 45 min Total Time: 5 hr min Makes: 12 servings 1 pkg. (12 oz.) pound cake, cut lengthwise into 8 thin slices 2 cups boiling water 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Brand Berry Blue Flavor Gelatin 2 cups ice cubes 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 4 COMET Cups 24 small blue chewy fruit snacks 24 blue jelly beans LINE 9-inch square pan with plastic wrap. Arrange cake slices on bottom and up sides of pan; set aside. Stir boiling water into dry gelatin mixes in large bowl 2 min. until completely dissolved. Add ice cubes; stir with wire whisk until gelatin is slightly thickened. Remove any unmelted ice. Add 1 cup of the whipped topping; stir until well blended. Refrigerate 15 min. POUR gelatin mixture into cake-lined pan; cover with plastic wrap. Refrigerate 4 hours or until firm. UNMOLD dessert onto serving plate; remove plastic wrap. Frost dessert with remaining whipped topping. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Decorat

A Great Recipe
~*~A GREAT RECIPE~*~ Fold two hands together, And express a dash of sorrow. Marinate it overnight, And work on it tomorrow. Chop one grudge in tiny pieces, Add several cups of love. Dredge with a large sized smile, Mix with the ingredients above.. Dissolve the hate within you, By doing a good deed. Cut in and help your friend, If he or she should be in need. Stir in laughter, love and kindness, From the heart it has to come. Toss with genuine forgiveness, And give your friends some. The amount of people served, Will depend on you. It can serve the whole wide world. If you really want it to!!!

Great Quote
Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. -- Hermann Goring

Greatest/most Shocking Match Ever
For those who think Wrestling is fake, this proves otherwise... No candy coating this, folks Mankind vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match/King of the Ring Mick foley proves that he is amongst the greatest showmen in the biz http://www.vidiLife.com/video_play_780338_Mankind_Vs_The_Undertaker_Hell_in_the_Cell.htm

The "great" Abc
-- Jim Neugent is a coach in Childress, Texas. Jim writes: My name is Jim Neugent. I wrote to ABC (on-line) concerning a program called "THE PRACTICE." In last nights episode, one of the lawyer's mothers decided she is gay and wanted her son to go to court and help her get a marriage license so she could marry her 'partner.' I sent the following letter to ABC yesterday and really did not expect a reply, but I did get one. My original message was: ABC is obsessed with the subject of homosexuality. I will no Longer watch any of your attempts to convince the world that homosexuality is OK. ' THE PRACTICE' can be a fairly good show, but last night's program was so typical of your agenda. You picked the 'dufus' of the office to be the one who was against the idea of his mother being gay, and made him look like a whiner because he had convictions. This type of mentality calls people like me a "gay basher." Read the first chap

Greatest Thing Courtney Love Has Ever Said.
This has to be the greatest thing ive ever heard her say.. ok so on Comedy Central's Roast of Pam Anderson...here is what she said Courtney: Ya see there is a diffrence between pam and me...She Falls in Love with Rock Stars...But I Fall in Love With Good Ones.. That was so true cuz KURT COBAIN IS GOD!

Great News!!!
Well Wednesday I approved the cover design for my poetry book and now it is in the printing department! I am starting to get excited about and I sure hope that everyone that gets a copy of my first poetry book really enjoyes it and all and yessssssss I have to admit that I hope it is a big hugh hit!!! The title is: "Meausre The Heart" The ISBN NUMBER is: 1-4241-4860-X More details to come!!!!!!

Greatful
Friday, June 09, 2006 June 9, 2001 Current mood: grateful Today is june 9, 2006. Exactly 5 years to the day that I almost lost my life! At exactly 8:15 a drunk driver on Hakimo Rd came speeding around the corner near Ulehawa Rd right at the corner where the telephone pole is. I was just coming home from a friends house I was about a 30 seconds away from home when I seen I teal green mercury tracer with rims sppeding towards me! I knew he was going fast because of how the headlights were jumping up and down! All of a sudden, the car came into my lane and that's when he struck me! Right at the point of impact I pulled my car out of gear (for those of you who don't drive stick, it just means neutral) so the momentum would push me backwards. I'm not sure how long I was passed out, those of you who been up on Hakimo Rd I ended up on a hill about a good 20 yards away from the impact! What makes it worse, is that it was on of a small hill I ended up on in someone's garage! I woke

The Great Aborigine Monolith
Ayers Rock Of Australia According to Aborigine legend, the great sandstone monolith Ayers Rock (known also as Uluru), which stands over a barren landscape of gnarled desert trees in Uluru-Kata National Park in Australia, was once an ocean. After a violent battle raged on its shores, the waters rose up and became rock to protest the bloodshed. The largest single exposed rock on earth, twisting 1,150 feet from the surrounding sands and delving more than three and a half miles below the surface, Ayers Rock overwhelms the senses with patterns of water erosion that dip and weave like ocean waves and colors that change by the hour. Depending on the weather and time of day, the monolith can appear blood red, slate grey, pastel pink and even blue. As the wind passes through the rock's folds, it whispers a quiet tune. For the Aborigine people, Ayers Rock is more than simply an awe-inspiring reminder of nature's creative force. It is the core of their mythology, a source of energy known

The Great Leveler
The Great Leveler Sexy, powerful, dominant Yet timid and easily Hurt Been at life’s crossroads many times Discovering my Dom side, powerful and mysterious Yet I still hurt Still a living thinking being Me at a nudist camp? Scared yet deeply intrigued Finally the moment of truth Entering before the perceived looks Yet Life is full of surprises Fat, Skinny, dark, light and amputee All of the camp goers Have body issues Something they fear will earn them contempt and disgust Nudity, the Great leveler Try it you’ll like it

Great Wisdom...
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. No one is listening until you fart. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. If at first yo

The Great Disappointment - A.f.i.
I can remember a place I used to go Chrysanthemums of white, they seemed so beautiful I can remember, I searched for the amaranth I'd shut my eyes... to see Oh, how I smiled then, so near the cherished ones I knew they would appear... saw not a single one Oh, how I smiled then, waiting so patiently I'd make a wish... and bleed While I waited I was wasting away While I waited I was wasting away I can remember... dreamt them so vividly Soft creatures draped in white, light kisses gracing me I can remember when I first realized Dreams were the only place to see them While I waited I was wasting away While I waited I was wasting away While I waited I was wasting away Hope was wasting away Faith was wasting away I was wasting away I never, never wanted this I always wanted to believe I never, never wanted this How could I have become? I never, never wanted this But from the start I'd been deceived I never, never wanted this How could I have become? I

Greatest Time Of The Year
it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it it's our favourite way to spend the holiday yeah there's a special kind of feeling in the air it only happens at this time of year when everyone is filled with love and cheer 'cause that's what matters pretty paper boxes tied with bows walking in the sun or in the snow we can feel the excitement growing, growing it's the greatest time of year, and it's here help me celebrate it with everybody here, friends so dear let me simply state it joy to the world and everyone lift up your hearts and feel the love it's our favourite way, to spend the holiday yeah we can get all cozy by the fire turn the music up a little higher i don't think that i could ever tire of being together decorate the tree, hang mistletoe and stand by me it's a picture perfect moment captured memories that we'll have after it's the greatest time of year

Great News
Well guys, it looks like some good news on the horizon. My neighbors and I have an interview with the local newspaper on Wednesday. And today I received a e-mail from the mayor no less! He wants to set up communications so that we are all informed of the development plans and progress, this way we are not asked to move at the last minute with no where to go. Also he wants to set up a meeting and bring in some organizations that can help with relocating us understanding that some need to remain close to work because they walk there. I'll post more later.

Great Weekend
I had a great weekend. I did a photo shoot with a great model named Sharmeka. we shot for about 90 minutes with 3 outfit changes and i got about 350 photos. It was a lot of fun. I also saw the new james bond movie which I thought was awesome.

The Great Cherry Tap Experiment Part Ii
OK. I BLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT I WILL TRY AGAIN. THIS TIME LETS SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE RESPOND. I'M LOOKING TO TAKE A PIC WITH ANYONE/EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST. I WANT TO START WITH ANYONE THAT IS CLOSE TO MY AREA (LOS ANGELES) THEN GO FROM THERE. I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ON MY LIST I CAN ACTUALLY GET A PIC WITH. SO IF YOU'RE INTERESTED THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE OR A SHOUT OR LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG. THANKS

The Greatest Gift
we can give another person is the gift of ourselves. When we can share our deepest convictions and failures, our ideals and disillusionments, our hopes and frustrations, our dreams and despairs, our answers and our questions then we are loving our neighbors as ourselves as well as loving our enemies. A friend put it this way: If I share the whole of me with you, I share the good as well as the bad. I don't hide anything of myself from you, not in a deep friendship, or a deep marriage for that matter. By sharing some things I hate about myself, I'm loving my inside enemy. I'm telling you I'm still human and have a lot of growing to do. I'd love to tell you only about all my good points: it would make me feel a lot better, but it wouldn't be sharing all of me with you. TODAY I will concentrate on sharing my insides and outsides with another. I will listen to myself as I talk. I will not be satisfied if I sit on my laurels or wallow in my woes. I will improve myself by becoming awa

The Great Fires
Love is apart from all things. Desire and excitement are nothing beside it. It is not the body that finds love. What leads us there is the body. What is not love provokes it. What is not love quenches it. Love lays hold of everything we know. The passions which are called love also change everything to a newness at first. Passion is clearly the path but does not bring us to love. It opens the castle of our spirit so that we might find the love which is a mystery hidden there. Love is one of many great fires. Passion is a fire made of many woods, each of which gives off its special odor so we can know the many kinds that are not love. Passion is the paper and twigs that kindle the flames but cannot sustain them. Desire perishes because it tries to be love. Love is eaten away by appetite. Love does not last, but it is different from the passions that do not last. Love lasts by not lasting. Isaiah said each man walks in his own fire for his sins. Love allows us

Great Writer!
This is his style of writing for most part: As the world gathers momentum toward nihilation on all fronts--we walk apart, each to his own lonely end. . . not hand in hand as lovers walk. Yet I would enter time's infinite pages more happily with you then in the company of Christs and Dantes-comets and constellations! Darling. . . before the distance widens beyond reach and sight- look this way, give me your hand-that stars may say of us: The last we saw of them was when they kissed, then beautifully naked walked as if into a sea of bright blue water- leaving their bodies like old clothes upon the shore. Walter Benton

Great Events
Our lives are like streams which flow through time. Lookin at tha flow of our whole lives, we see tha interconnections of many dayz that seemed minor. Each day contributes to tha stream of goals and faith and relationships. As we lok at the flow of a whole river, we see at its beginnin a little trickle of water here, joinin another trickle there, slowly gatherin together a stream that develops force a & direction. We may look 4 intensity in our lives & ignore tha quiet. Much of our lives may have been lived on a rolla coaster of major crises. As terrible as it seemed, it waz not dull. 2day may seem rather borin. But in life we learn 2 appreciate tha more subtle trickle that a good day can be. Simply continuin wit tha flow-of ourprogress, of truths 2 our values, of bein emotionally present in our realationships-adds up 2 a rich life.

“the Great Milenko”
“The Great Milenko” Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an occult sorcerer Of the ancient craft of Necromancy A caster of mind-bending illusions From the nether void of the shadow walkers A soul from Shangra La, The Great Milenko Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Ladies and Gentlemen Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival Ladies and Gentlemen The Great Milenko Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)

Great News Again!!!
Well friend i got the call today and Dec 15th 2006 my sweet baby girls are coming home to me..That is their first day home for good..I cant waite to have them in my arms agin.Ty for all the support u all have gave me...it sure ment alot...Please keep in touch with me

Great Gramma
My oldest granddaughter just gave birth to a beautiful little girl. I was there for the delivery and got to cut the cord. Her name is Harley Renee Elizabeth Larson. She was born on 11/30/06 at 6:07pm Pacific time. She is 19 inches long and weighed 7 pounds 12.6 ounces. this is the daughter of my oldest girl that was murdered almost 2 years ago. She (granddaughter) was also shot in the hand, but it's healed marvelously and she is doing great. I'll post some pix as soon as I can. Susy

Great Station
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Great Lyrics
I never thought I'd miss you Half as much as I do And I never thought I'd feel this way The way I feel about you As soon as I wake up Every night every day I know that it's you I need to take the blues away It must be love love love Nothing more nothing less Love is the best How can it be that we can Say so much without words Bless you and bless me Bless the bees and the birds

A Great Friend
You are always there, When I need you. You are never scared, Of what to do. When I am sad, You hold my hand, You make me glad, you understand. You never turn on me, you would never break my heart. You have always told me you love me, From The very start. You always give me hugs and kisses, While we cuddle in the dark, You make sure I get my wishes, That come start from my heart. I'm writeing this to let you know, Your a great loyal loving friend. and that I will never let you go, we will be together til the end.

Great Places To Go.
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Greatest News Since The End Of The Season
Just what the doctor ordered. Andy Pettitte is back home. Now things are starting to look up. I"m so freaking happy. Starting for your 2007 New York Yankees, the best left hander Andy Pettitte. That has an awesome ring to it. Wow an awesome rotation. Wang, Mussina, Pettitte, and Johnson. Now all we need to make it complete is for the Rocket to come back, and even if he doesn't we got our mitts on the guy from Japan that we are talking to. Let's start the chanting with 27 in '07. That has a nice ring to it.

The Great Outdoors
I just had to store my bike for winter and not only did I have to wheel it out in the snow to run the fuel stabilizer through it and take the battery out cause the garage isn't heated. also, changed the battery in my girls car. So after a lil back pain and some windburn to the face, i'm all set for winter :-D. I love saturdays

Great Group, Great Song.
Blue October: X amount of words I encourage you to check out their tunes they're a great group. I have a couple songs of theirs in tracks check them out. Relapse Prevent trigger intent Now drown High strung Say X amount of words You're solar, bipolar Panic disorder Seems harder and harder and harder Still you try to control it You mold, you mold Yeah you shape to mold Oh you're bold you're bold But your shape is bold You're a symptom superficial To what they call knowing you Minus the speed, Could you imagine the phobia? Your brain is faulty wiring the reason for tiring Keep treating the curse, Imagine the worst Systematic, sympathetic Quite pathetic, apologetic, paramedic Your heart is prosthetic A plate of quite peculiar On a dish of my own A tablespoon of feather tickle me to the bone Give me recipes for happy with the chemicals gone Drinking freedom from a bottle to the tune of belong I'm sick of shaking

The Great Rite
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com As the stones show the lovers rune, Caress me underneath the Mother Moon. As the cards flip the Ace of Cups, Embrace me till our love erupts. As the pendulum swings our way, Hold me forever without any dismay. As the signs divulge our souls, Ravage me with total control. As the crystal ball unfolds our past lives, Tell me in this life that we will survive. As the elements whisper our destiny, Lye here with me for all eternity. As the numbers affirm our spiritual connection, Smother me with all of your affection. As the fortune teller reveals her secrets, Remember them so we never forget it. As the Sage utters the words of the wise, Look at me with your midnight eyes. Feel the power tumbling from the sky, Know that the Goddess has blessed you and I. Let me drink deep from your Witches potion, Let our bodies drown in pure emotion. Wrap me up within your cloak of mystery, All nature will

Great Interview Tonight! Support Phr!
POWERHOUSEROCK.NET WILL BE INTERVIEWING L.A. GUNS THIS TONITE AND WILL TRANSMIT IT ON AIR LATER ON THAT NITE OR MAYBE LIVE THAT WILL BE A SURPRISE. FANS ARE WELCOME TO SEND ANY QUESTIONS THEY MAY HAVE TO POWERHOUSEROCKNET@GMAIL.COM

Great Things Happen
Great things happen when small things are done with purpose, care and persistence. Few people can make a big positive impact on the first attempt, yet anyone can have a small impact, and then another and another. The small things matter, because they join together to become big things. Every moment is your opportunity to do the small things that can surely and steadily bring about big results. Those who sit and wait for a big break rarely ever get one, and wonder why life has been so cruel and unfair. Those who do what they can, when they can, with what they have, will get precisely where they intend to go. Today is your chance to do what you can. It may seem small, but focus and persistence will, over time, make it into something big. Meaningful, lasting value is something that is built, effort upon effort, day after day, moment by moment. Step forward at every opportunity, be willing to do the small things, and you'll be making the big things happen.

Great White Pussy
I first met her in the grocery story. She was so sexy. Classy lady with a body like a goddess. Her white complexion gorgeous to me. From her nice size breast to her well kept feet she had my attention. My dick immediately stood at attention. This was kind of emmbarassing cause this was suppose to be a quick in and out run to the store so I had on sweats with no draws, so naturally my big black cock poked out of my sean john sweats slitely giving away my thoughts but the baggyness from my tee shirt helped me out a little. She spoke first asking me the basic question I get when I go out, "How tall are you?". I responded" I'm six foot nine." Her eyes lit up. "That is really tall. Do you play ball?" "No I dont" with a smile on my face. " I play soccor". She smiled. "Are you from around here?" she ask. "No I'm not. I just moved out here a few weeks ago. So I'm new. " She asked me how old I was and said I look rather young. I told her that I was 24. She smiled again. I asked her if she knew

Great Difficulty
Thursday, December 14, 2006 Great difficulty Are you encountering difficult challenges? That means you're ready for great things. Are the problems becoming more critical, complicated and demanding? That puts you in a position to make an enormous positive difference. Take a step back, take a deep breath, and consider it an opportunity. For that's exactly what it is. The challenges that come your way are precisely the ones you are now able to handle. If they're becoming tougher, that means you have become stronger. You've grown so much that you're ready to move to a higher level now. Take the opportunity to do so. For in great difficulty is great value, right in front of your eyes, begging to be created. Choose now to be the one who creates it. -- Ralph Marston

Great Song
So while im on the topic of Bobbi..She got me to listen to this song like a week ago and i love it...yup! Music Video:THE QUEEN AND I (by Gym Class Heroes)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

The Great Debate
Can someone explain to me; do we eat hot food in order to drink more beer, or drink more beer in order to endure the agony of hot food? (I just made and ate some wings that Satan himself would turn down for being "a bit spicy". Now proceeding to drink to numb the sweet, sweet burning agony.)

Great Lover
Your Birthdate: April 15 For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first. In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt. You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Great Song
Amazing Grace, how sweet the Earth That bore a witch like me. I once was burned, now I survive Was hung and now I sing. "Twas Grace that drew down the moon And Grace that raised the seas. The magic in the peoples' will Will set our mother free. We face the East and breathe the winds That move across the Earth. From gentle breeze to hurricane, Our breath will bring forth change. Turn toward the South and feel the fire That burns in you and me. The spirit's flame will rise again And burn eternally. We greet the West, our souls awash In tides of primal birth. Our tears and blood, our pain and love Will cleanse and heal the Earth. Reach to the North and know your roots Down deep ancestral caves. We find the wisdom of the Crone, "Of circles we are made." Amazing Earth, enduring life, From death unto rebirth. 'Tis Earth I am and Earth I love, And Earth I'll always be. Amazing Grace, how sweet the Earth That bore witches like we. We once were burned

Great Discussion
I thought this was a great thread discussion on a local gamers site I am a part of... I am "ravnsk8" in the thread with the cool avatar... lol!;O) http://www.megafps.com/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=395&post_id=2906#forumpost2906

Greatest Pic Of 2006
doug needs lots of votes.......Lets help out a fellow CT....They say a pic is worth a thousand words, well this one is priceless....please post where ever you can and comments are very needed.... Thanks M'Lady Tina

Greater Poetry
She Walks in Beauty She walks in beauty like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow’d to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair’d the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Of softly lightens o’er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that check, and o’er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! Lord byron http://www.angelfire.com/co3/NevermoreKeep/byron.html Copy this link for more of his work

Great Text!
I'll protect you from the hooded claw Keep the vampires from your door Feels like fire I'm so in love with you Dreams are like angels They keep bad at bay-bad at bay Love is the light Scaring darkness away-yeah I'm so in love with you Purge the soul Make love your goal The power of love A force from above Cleaning my soul Flame on burn desire Love with tongues of fire Purge the soul Make love your goal I'll protect you from the hooded claw Keep the vampires from your door When the chips are down I'll be around With my undying, death-defying Love for you Envy will hurt itself Let yourself be beautiful Sparkling love, flowers And pearls and pretty girls Love is like an energy Rushin' rushin' inside of me This time we go sublime Lovers entwine-divine divine Love is danger, love is pleasure Love is pure-the only treasure I'm so in love with you Purge the soul Make love your goal The power of love A force from above Cleaning my soul The power of

A Great Day
After about 2 1/2 months of my kid and I at each others throat, we finally had a great day. Maybe and hopefully we r heading for a turn about! Or maybe it's just him being a christmas break. I'm gonna lean towards the turn about for us. I know alot of our problems r that he is 15 going on 30, or that is what he thinks. Just hope I servive the next couple of yrs and then I know we can become close again like we have always been. Well, I hope to be able to figure this cherry tap out soon, so I can start sending out graphics to my friends too. LOL Talk at u laterz, Joycee'

Great News
okay ppl i have great news im pregnant again with my 3rd baby im so happy and so is my man jason so wish us luck cuz we will need it and i don't know how far a long am but i will let u know when i know more incudlein my due date so agian wish me luck oh and happy hoildays

A Great Rant About A Loser Of An Ex
I need to vent before I blow. I get an email from my ex. You all know the one, that moved here, used me, then left and broke my heart? A broken heart I am still mending? Ya that one.. Ok.. SOO I get an email that just blantenly takes shots at my integrity and character. Which is funny considering its coming from the shadiest person I know. Case in point: Hasn't had a stable job in years Has been mooching off of friends and women off the internet Claims that Hurricane Katrina is something that he hasn't "dealt" with Says he loves someone, then asks someone else to marry them WHILE living in his g/fs house Talks daily, nightly to his ex that he's still in love with while living with his current g/f Lives with his current g/f and never offers to pay a single bill yet blows $300 on an uneeded IPOD Lives with current g/f and never bothers to look for a job cause he's uncomfortable Accepts $4k from a police officer for services of building an engine, yet proceeds to BLOW

Great News!!!!
My hubby and I got our own place!!!! Soooo, if anyone's wanting to drop by, maybe chill with whatever you might bring or ask us to get, LET ME KNOW!! Lol. Seriously, though, peoples, let me know, cause I ain't havin people randomly pop up at my house...

A Great Song
Stone Sour Zzyzx Rd. I dont know how else to put this It's taken me so long to do this I'm falling asleep and i cant see straight My muscles feel like a malee My bodys curled in a u shape I put on my best but im still afraid Propered up by lies with promises Saving my place as lifes forgets Maybe its time i saw the world I'm only gere for a while But patiences is not my style And im so tired i gotta go What am i suppose to want now What am i supposew to do Did you really think i wouldnt see this through Tell me i should stick around for you Tell me i could have it all I'm still tired to care and i gotta go I get to go home in one week But I leaving home in three weeks They throw me a bone just to pick me dry Im following suit and directions I crawl up inside for protection Im told what to do and i dont know why Im over existing in limbo Im over the myths and placebos I dont really mind if i just fade away Im ready to live with my family Im

The Greatest Gift I Ever Knew.........
The greatest gift I ever knew Came from loving you. You've been my strength When I was weak. You've held me high To reach my peak. Your love for me I could never betray. From your gentle arms, Never will I stray. You've given a gift, So special and true, A gift I'll spend my life Giving back to you.

A Great Porn Flick Can't Go Without A Great Name, Such As...
A great porn flick can't go without a great name, such as... Got Milk? The Dykes of Hazzard Group Therapy You Gotta Lick It Before You Stick It Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang Feels Like The First Time I know Who You Did Last Summer Bust A Nut Knocking On Betty's Back Door Make My Kitty Purr Sleeping with Seattle Bent-Over Backwards Filling Up Frances Making Mona Moan No Butts About It The Cunning Linguist Driving Mistress Daisy Must Be This Tall To Ride All You Can Eat Dirrrty Laundry Handcuffed Hos Humping Helen I Love Loosely Masturbation Mansion Mount Rush More Rough Rider Screwed Shitless Southern Hospitality Taste The Rainbow Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me Backdoor Sluts Daddy Does Dallas Finger Lickin' Good Nuttin Honey The Loin King Barbie Meets Dick and Bob Everything Is Bigger In Texas Next! Swallow 'Til The Last Drop That's A Lot Of Pounding Whole Lotta Rosie Wonka's Willy and the Hershey Highway 2 Handed Fister 3 Men And A Kitty All Up In Y

Great Comeback
Great comeback THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER! Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to

The Greatest Vitamins
health information Details: Body: Healthy Blood Glucose Blood Sugar Vitamin C Vitamin C has been shown to nutritionally help maintain healthy blood sugar levels. Magnesium Magnesium is involved in helping maintain healthy glucose metabolism (1). Many Americans tend to fall below the RDA for magnesium intake by 70-80mg. Many experts feel the RDA for magnesium needs to be significantly increased from the current level of 350mg to as much as 700mg per day. 1 Elamin A, et al. Magnesium and insulin-dependent diabetes mellitus. Diabetes Res Clin Pract. 1990;10(3):203-9. Chromium The influence of chromium on helping maintain healthy blood sugar was first recognized in animal studies in the 1950s. In the 1970s, chromium's importance was discovered. Various studies support that chromium has a positive effect on helping maintain healthy blood glucose levels (3). Several groups are at risk for reduced chromium levels. First of all, most Americans are at r

A Great Memorial Site....beautifully Done
http://memoryofadrianna.spaces.live.com/ Please go check out this site for a friends baby girl lost far too soon. There is some great poetry and the story behind why she lost her daughter. Please be aware that there is a picture of her baby there but its very nicely done. Please give this sweet lady some love for sharing this with me and the world. Carla~Cause i am Bossy!~@ CherryTAP

The Great Goddess Isis
Isis Magic From "Isis Magic: Cultivating a Relationship with the Goddess of 10,000 Names" by M. Isidora Forest The Great Goddess Isis The Goddess is alive. She always has been. But during the last two millennia, at least here in the West, She has been obscured. Occulted, but not erased, Her life-enhancing worship did not die. It was secreted within the inner teachings of esoteric societies, trivialized as folk custom, or enveloped within a mass of religious practices that officially denied Her Divinity while continuing to build cathedrals in Her name. For even though the Christian Fathers had long warned against making Mary into a Goddess, She functioned as Goddess1 for Her many adoring worshipers. And this is precisely the point. She is. Official sanction has nothing to do with Her reality. Diminishing Her rituals into folk custom has nothing to do with Her power. Denying Her existence has nothing to do with our human need of a relationship with Her. Our humanity ca

Great Sayings By Women
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. - Jan King Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Carrie Snow Old age ain't no place for sissies. - Bette Davis A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen I try to t

Great End. . .
You come home this evening and see the lights are off, yet there is a soft glow coming from the scones on the wall. You smell the scent of vanilla in the air and know that every candle lit is one that radiates the soft fragrance. The sound of rustling comes from the gown that is nestled against the skin of your lover. The same lover's stilettos make the clicking noise against the floor. It makes your skin quiver. You know they are worn for your pleasure. Your jacket? You feel its removal and know it will rest in the closet. The spell of the evening is cast and neither wishes to break it, so no words are spoken. You turn and feel the soft touch of skin on skin as the glow of the candlelight spills over hair that you long to touch. Music plays. A well known melody brings memories to the surface and the distance closes between you. Two tongues snake out and meet lips; one pair is soft like satin, the other firm in strength. The silk dress rubs against the linen shirt, buttons dig

Great Works
What makes a work of art great to you? Well, I suppose more importantly; do you actually CARE about works of art? My personal views on the whole thing seem to differ from the art "community". That's fine by me, I just wonder if anyone else sees things the same way. Like most things in my life, the art that appeals to me is that which creates some sort of emotional response. I can stare at certain "masterpieces" all day long - I can appreciate the colors or lines or what the hell ever and yet, if it doesn't envoke some sort of "FEELING" I just don't "get it". I should also point out that I am speaking of all forms of visual art; paintings, drawing, statues, photographs, tattoos...they all fall under MY category of "art". There are works of art that have impacted me deeply enough that I have never forgotten the emotions I felt the first time I saw them. I have seen pictures that have created a place that I need to visit or have introduced a person that I long to know.

Great Spirit
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind, Whose breath gives life to all the world. Hear me; I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Help me to remain calm and strong in the face of all that comes towards me. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock. Help me seek pure thoughts and act with the intention of helping others. Help me find compassion without empathy overwhelming me. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame." "OH, GREAT SPIRIT, WHOSE VOICE I HEAR IN THE WIND." Job 38:1-4 "Then the Lord answered Job out of the

Great Friends
When my buddy John asked me to join CT I never in a million years thought I would meet so many wonderful new friends. This site is amazing and i'm truely glad I joined. Thank you so much for all the comments, shouts, messages, ratings and gifts you have all sent me. Not to mention all the love you all have shown. Big hugs to you all! MWAH! Love ya, Jackie

Greatest
So yeah today anthony and i we're having sex, the house was empty and all quiet. So we never even payed attention. The next thing we knew my mom opend the door and was like oh sorry, then do you know where my husband is. We said sleeping. Lmfao. I busted up laughing and couldnt stop. It was the funniest thing ever < 3 So i havent been on much. And the reason is Anthony

Great Childrens Books
CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE 1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" 2. "You Were an Accident" 3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" 4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!" 5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" 6. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" 7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" 8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" 9. "All Dogs Go to Hell" 10."The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" 11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" 12. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" 13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" 14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" 15. "Bi-Curious George" 16. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" 17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" 18. "You Are Different and That's Bad" 19. "Dad's New Wife Timothy" 20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" 21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the 2nd person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age i

The Great Chili Cook Off
If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City park. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank - "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (NativeTexans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tas

Great Kick Ass Station
come and join me and the other dj"s while we tear up the air waves @ http://powerpassionradio.piczo.com we play what u wanna hear and say what we wanna say we are totally uncencered station

The Greatest Gift From A Stranger.
It is said that if you give your life for a friend then you surely go to heaven. For those that have given their lives for our country and freedom over the last 230 years, became angels immediately when they go to the Pearly Gates. When it came time to answer the call of duty then they went without a second thought. I too served this country and have two children that are serving, and as a vet I can say that when the papers talk of fallen troops I have lost a brother or a sister. Now you might not agree with the president or any other politician when it comes to this war, and that is your right; a right that was paid for by the blood of American service men and women. So speak your mind they paid very well for you to have that right and then thank them for doing it for you. When my children are approached and thanked for their service I cannot help but beam with pride for them. It also makes them feel that they are doing something worth while, not like those veterans of Vietnam. As f

Greatest Pleasure..
One of the greatest pleasures in life is laughter. I love a good laugh but never at the expense of another. I try to live in the present moment. The past is just a memory, and the future only exist in our imagination. The here and now is what has been given to me and I grasp at every moment to experience it fully. I am a mystery, and few truly know me at all, even those closest to me. I am blessed for the few that are there for me and stand by me, no easy task for mere mortals. Those who choose to stay experience love and loyalty like no other. I never forget those who have helped and guided me through my journey. I like people who are honest, even if it hurts me, please, don't lie to me. We've all been through things in our lives that have bumped and grazed us. I cast no judgement on anyone. We all know what's right and what's wrong, don't we? KARMA is powerful, it's there and there is no denying it so be mindful because you will reap what you sow, firsthand knowledge right here!! I d

Great Hints
PIZZA: > Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the > stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust > crispy No soggy micro pizza > EASY DEVILED EGGS: > Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they > are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep > mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, > squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done > easy clean up. > > EXPANDING FROSTING: > When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip > it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. > You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You > also less sugar/calories per serving. > > REHEATING REFRIGERATED BREAD: > To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, > place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased > moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster. > > NEWSPAPER WEEDS AWAY: > Start put

Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Great Minds
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A Great Author
The Oral Caress by Robert W. Birch Copyright 2001 Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing dow

Great Day
Hello Everyone .. Hope you all are either having . or have a Wonderfully Fantastic Day . Im outta here . going tanning . then spending the day with my sister .. wanna get out and about before this snow comes in .. Ill be on later today .. Ill catch up wiht you all soon ( Repling to comments n messages n such ) .. Big hugs to all Xoxoxoxox Wen :)

The Great 4th Of July
FYI This was originally posted on my blog on myspace but I figured I would repost it here. And this was originally posted on July 1st 2006. Enjoy Now I love the 4th as much as any other person, I mean we get to see lights shineing brightly in the sky and hear loud booms. The only thing that annoys the fuck out of me is the church across the wash always has to have a lame, long, and loud ass fireworks display at 9 pm for 45 fucking miniutes on the SATURADY BEFORE THE 4TH. Now I wouldn't mind if this was actually done on the 4th but what the fuck why do we have to jump the gun here. Will be funny next year when it won't even be July when they are doing the fireworks.

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great Truths About Growing Old
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Great White
Ok 80's fans! Great White has announced their 25th Anniversary Reunion Tour this Summer! Tentative dates are in effect as we speak. If you want them to play your town let me know. Any venues or agents interested in them drop me an email at HotPink@HotPink-Productions.com Subject line-Great White

A Great Investment, And A Wonderful Idea
$80 has been raised for vaccines....it has saved countless kitties from illness and distemper... it gives them a chance... we vaccinate them while still in the shelter where diseases run rampant... $5 will save a life ... it could be the best $5 you ever spent... please re-post....that helps also... thank you!!

Greatness
Throughout your life you will meet great people; See great things; and do great things... However, the most important greatness of all... Is the greatness inside of you... Don't forget that through all your journeys in this life and in the next... Be prepared to struggle... Be prepared to fight... Nothing worth having ever comes light... Don't engage in the wrong because it is easy... For you shall only engage in things that make you happy for the moment but will carry great sadness later... Do what is right... Even if it is hard, and you feel like giving up... No one ever said that Greatness was easy... But when you give your all in everything you do your entirety; your sprit; your heart; your soul; your gifts; and your mind... There is no way to hold you back from the greatness you shall find... The GREATNESS, inside of you...... Copyright ©2007

Great News
I found out today that I have been invited to try out for an all woman's full contact football team. I am soooo excited. I dont know where I will find time for it, but it is exactly what I needed. It is a national league so if I make it, I might be coming to your town soon. I try out in 2 weeks and I am going for a defensive lineman position. Wish me luck!

Greatfull
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU SAY WHAT YOU TRULY WANT TO SAY FROM YOUR HEART IN THAT VERY MOMENT WITHOUT A HINT OF FEAR. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU START NO LONGER REGRETING THE PAST BUT FEEL GRATEFULL FOR THE LESSONS. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVES ONES HOW MUCH YOU CARE JUST BECAUSE. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU LET YOURSELF CRY WHEN WATCHING A SAD MOVIE. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE LIKE IT'S THE LAST TIME EVERY TIME. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND FEEL GRATEFULL FOR EVERYTHING. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOUR PROUD OF YOURSELF AND YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS BIG OR SMALL. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU LOVE WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SOUL. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU ARE SELFLESS AND UNSELFISH ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ON

2 Great Ideas...
First Great Idea: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. __________________________________________________ Second Great Idea: Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq a

Greatest Rock And Roll Tunes
For me the greatest Rock and Roll tunes were and still are "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith and "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones!! This could end up and be a great re-posting blog/bulletin as each reader adds his/her two cents!!

Great Gift Idea
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

Greater Love
Tell me, what greater love has a person than that they lay down their life for home and country. The poetry is by Wilfred Owen, written about what was called the Great War. There is no greatness in war, only in the people that go there to ensure our freedom and our liberty. Wilfred was a Brit, writing mostly about what he saw, but these words relate to any warrior (male or female) of any country who go out there and put their lives on the line...for whom?..for us. We live in times where ordinary warfare has been in part replaced by terrorism, but this is just war of another kind, cowardly, dastardly hiding in anonymity. Destroying civilians, people who are going about their every day business. Women, men, children, no respect for age, sex or belief. I give my thanks, small though they be fo rthose who still stand up and put themselves in the front line in order that I and my children may live in a world. Comments welcome. (PS: yes, I am ex military and from a family proud to have fou

The Great Bear Fight !!
The Great Bear Fight May 20 04 It’s hard to imagine now, but, they say that once, long ago, millionaires lived in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. You can go there now and see the remnants of their mansions. There’somone just past a trailer park above the town of Newell. It’s a huge place, the last standing memory of a time when honest-to-goodness rich people lived near where I grew up. Newell no longer has millionaire residents. There aren’t many people there of any income. You’d be hard pressed to find it on a map at all. It’s one of those towns that’s most often described in terms of what used to be there, as in, “That’s where the high school used to be”, “That’s where the mill used to be”, and “used to be, you could come to downtown on a Saturday morning and there would be people four deep on the sidewalk, shopping”. Perhaps, like me, you’re from a town like this. Seeing the town now, it’s hard to fathom that once, long ago, Newell was a place where millionaires live

A Great Country Or What
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memories. Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY, OR WHAT? This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm

Great Day
Well as many of my close friends know I have started to workout at the gym. I go Mondays & Thursdays and once on the weekend (when I have time). Last week I met with a trainer at 10:30am to set up a work out plan. So as we are filling out all the paper work she asks me how much I weight. Well like I really want to know how much I weight. She tells me in order to set up my work out plan she needs to know what I weight. K before I had Tristen I was no more then 135lbs. After having three kids in three years I weighted 220lbs. Ya ya I weighted alot. Anyways I cut out all pepsi (which was so hard seeing thats all I drank) all junk food and started to eat better. I lost 22lbs in two weeks. So the last time I weighted myself I was 198lbs. That was a few weeks ago. Back to my story she weights me in at 182lbs I could believe it 182lbs I didnt think I weighted less then 190lbs but I did. I was so happy I am well on my way to my weight goal. My goal is to be under 150lbs by October 8th

Great Day!
I'm in a fantastically good mood this morning..NO work for me today...All play, I took Zeusy to his second doggy training class and he did VERY WELL!! I was so proud of my lil man!! YAY!!!!! Mark is here with me *sleepin at the moment but here no less* which always makes me smile! Zeusy is sleepin ontop of mark hehe so cute!...Spring Break is comin up in about two weeks and NY here me and mark come! CANNOT WAIT!!! even tho its gonna be cold, guess that gives me a reason to buy some warm gloves and hats n stuff..but just felt like sayin hey to y'all and tell ya about my great day so far...hope all is well w/everyone!!stay sweet!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

A Great Yahoo Group!
COME JOIN A GREAT ADULT GROUP WHERE MEMBERS RUN CHATS AND WE SHARE STORIES AND PICS AND HAVE LIVE CAMS!! YOU CAN PROMOTE YOUR CHERY TAP AS WELL!! Click to join Amature_Cam Click to join Amature_Cam

Great Message.....
WATER...... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRANK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES. IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 2 LBS. OF POOP EACH YEAR! HOWEVER, WE DON'T RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WINE, RUM, WHISKEY, VODKA, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS, BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING. WATER = POOP BOOZE = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP, DRINK BOOZE. IT'S BETTER TO DRINK BOOZE AND FEEL LIKE SHIT THAN DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT! THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION, I'M DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE .

Great Bands
I met these two guys that are in bands one is love sex and death the other epicourse.They play great music.Dont take my word for it go by there page and listen for yourself. Love,Sex,&Death Love Sex n Death@ CherryTAP Epicourse !Epicourse!@ CherryTAP

The Greatest Friend
i POSTED A BULITON AND 2 OTHER BLOGS I KNOW THEIR IS MORE THAN 1 PERSON WHO HAS GREAT FRIENDS HERE ON THE TAP I HAVE TALKED W/ LOTS OF U AND U HAVE INTRODUSED ME TO UR FRIENDS TELLING ME HOW GREAT THEY R SO PICK ONE THEN PICK ONE OF THEIR PICK MESSAGE ME THE LINK AND THE REASON THEY R SO GREAT SO I CAN ADD THEM TO MY CONTEST TY ALL HUGS AND KISSES

The Great Solution
Romans 4:3 What does the Scripture say? "Abraham believed God, and it was credited to him as righteousness." God hitched Abraham's wagon ot the stars He had created, by His word. In our personal lives the great solution is always found in the words of our Lord when we have His Spirit. Jesus Christ is God incarnate, and He makes His words spirit and life to us. Our little human wagons are hitched to the stars of God's sacramental purpose by the words of Jesus and in no other way. Whenever we induldge in hurry or in the dumps and refuse to pay attention to His words, we smash the connecting line and go off on our own. "And Abraham believed in the Lord, and it was credited to him as righteousness". This is the act by which Abraham goes out of himself and relies upon God for righteousness and grace. Abraham had manifested many noble qualities of heart and many virtues in his walk of faith, but these did not make him righteous before God. That was accomplished through his li

Great News
I have finally got my first modeling job after all these years of working towards it. Sunday March 4th I will go to the Go See. Which is where I go to compete against the other models for the job. If I am picked then I will be paid $200 and the job is Monday March 5th. It will take place in Whitehall,Pa. If anyone has done any modeling/hair shows and has any tips or advice please share. I love feedback! :)

Great Sex!!!
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." Okay, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but very good idea!" There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man

Great Lyrics
So here I stand Completely alone My skin absorbs the rain Helpless to control Pieces within the whole I can feel it starting again A sudden descent I never ment To manifest itself Caught unaware In frozen air By visions sent in stealth How far I've fallen Dancing in the ruins of Purgatory My time is borrowed But still I waste away I have seen your eyes Search desperate skies For meanings they can't find Succumbed to Fate's Unsteady gait And found it too unkind Plunge through the depths Of what you let Controlled you for too long Life's fickle hand Delt reprimands You prayed for all along How far you've fallen Dancing in the ruins of Purgatory Your time is borrowed But still you waste away Watch the world pass Through broken glass And wonder what went wrong Monuments fall On shattered walls We once believed were strong Our false beliefs Are merely thieves That steal our precious time And off they flee In symmetry Never

The Great Wall Of America
The great wall of America Can someone please tell me why its a bad idea to secure our borders. A lot of people have been complaining about this wall that is going to be put up on the Mexican and U.S. borders but I for one don't see the problem with securing our borders. You see there is a lot more to this wall then just stopping Illegal immigrants from coming in. Did you forget that drug runners use the same borders to bring in their drugs to the U.S. (we are not talking just about weed here, it is reported that more then 60 % of hard drugs in the U.S. come from Mexico) and in Southern Texas people are reporting often seeing the Mexican military (tanks, jeeps, and foot troops) on the other side of the border. Or what about the kids that were reported missing from Arizona and were found in Mexico, those kids had been kidnapped by one of Mexico's drug cartels and taken into Mexico for child porn (thanks to Interpol some of the kids were brought back home). So at least see dr

Great News For 2 In Our Family.
First my mom and her bf Jack are getting married which is very exciting...congrats Mom I love ya. And second...which most will think I am stupid but its my life and dont care if anyone likes it. I am getting married as well. Richard aka Reddemon was gonna ask me when he got back from training but he said he couldnt wait that long...hehe. Dec. 19th of this year is the date we set. I dont want to hear anything negative from anyone...so dont comment unless its gonna be positive. Vamp

Great Combo
OK I'M NOW TAKING ENTRIES FOR A DEAL I'M DOING.. NOT A CONTEST HAS NO TIME LIMIT ! FIRST ONE TO GET 42K IN COMMENTS WILL WIN A 3 DAY BLAST AND A CORVETTE !! ** WILL START TUESDAY MARCH 6 @ 2 PM EST*** LET ME KNOW VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY ( NO SHOUTS IN BOX,OR MESSAGES ON MY PAGE) IF U WANNA GET IN ON THIS !!!! IF U ENTER LATE IT'S UP TO YOU TO PLAY CATCH UP !! ANY OTHER QUESTIONS HOLLA @ ME .. ¢¾BossLadywitdaSeXxXyEyez¢¾@ CherryTAP

The Great Transformer: Loving What You Hate...
Hatred can be irrational, and it has a greater impact on the individual who hates than the person or object being hated. Yet overcoming hatred is difficult because hatred reinforces itself and causes greater enmity to come into being. The most powerful tool one can use to combat hatred is love. Deciding to love what you hate, whether this is a person, situation, or a part of yourself, can create a profound change in your feelings and your experience. There is little room for anger, dislike, bitterness, or resentment when you are busy loving what you hate. The practice of loving what you hate can transform and shift your emotions from hatred to love, because there is no room for hatred in a space occupied by love. Granted, it is difficult to forgo judging someone, love your enemy, and seek the good in situations that seem orchestrated to cause you pain or anger. But in deciding to love what you hate, you become one less person adding negativity to the universe. On a simple level, lo

The Great White Shark Song
found this and since i'm an avid shark lover, thought i would pass it along to all of you wonderfully hot and intoxicated people "YAY RUM !" the great white shark song on muchosucko.com

A Great Friend(a Poem I Wrote)
We started talking and it was without seeing each other looked liked. We talked for awhile and got to know each other by hobbies,likes,dislike and stuff. You have listened when i was sad, a smile on my face I always felt happy again. Just not sure how to say your Great Friend to have and to have in this world. I want you to know I will always be here for you forever and always. So i can help you they way you have helped me. Your the Greatest Friend in the World. written by: Doris Huddleston 9/26/03

The Greatest Thing About The Justice System!
YOU GET ROYALLY SCREWED IN THE ASS WITH A BIG FAT FUCK YOU! lovely eh? thats about how i feel right now.. so yesterday i go downtown.. and my nerves are totally shot because i thought i might have to face the guy who hit us, that so faithful day back in may of 04... thankfully i didn't but that doesn't make me any less fucked up over the whole situation.. then i find out what they are offering me.. yeah... 35 thousand... after everyone gets their damn slice... i get like 10.. i told my mom i would pay her back for everything.. so basically... yeah... i get jack shit.. i don't understand how someone can burn their tongue on coffee from McD's and sue for half a mill... or someone can be discriminated against and get 400,000 from an airlines? when i first started this case.. i was told we are going to try for 250,000... it was more than i had ever dreamed of having.. but then, how do you put a value on someone who hurts you, and you will have to live with the hurt, and injury f

A Great Day
Halleluia, I got my taxes done and the federal version filed. Got to tell you that it isn't a lot of fun filing taxes in more than one state. Every dang state in the union has a different way to look at things and seem to go overboard trying to complicate things. For now, I'm pleased so here we go. Now if we could just stop this cold weather habit.

The Great Drum
THE GREAT DRUM THE circle of the Earth is the head of a great drum; With the day, it moves upward -- booming; With the night, it moves downward -- booming; The day and the night are its song. I am very small, as I dance upon the drum-head; I am like a particle of dust, as I dance upon the drum-head; Above me in the sky is the shining ball of the drumstick. I dance upward with the day; I dance downward with the night; Some day I shall dance afar into space like a particle of dust. Who is the Drummer who beats upon the earth-drum? Who is the Drummer who makes me to dance his song?

Great Advice To Pass On To Your Daughters
I copied this off a friends yahoo 360 page Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert fo

Great Morning
tomorrow is my last day at work everything but the things in my 2 bags has been shipped to washington i will this is my last week here in new york i will miss the big city but i know the time has come to start fresh and that is what i am doing by next friday i will be living in my new house my best friend dawn is coming out with me for a month to help me get unpacked more updates as they happen it is time for work now

Great Message
F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said, "While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue. He stood very quietly not to spoi

Great Googily Moogilies!!!!
I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST, A BEST TAT CONTEST. WHICH MEANS THE ONE CRAPPY PIC OF MY AWESOME ASS CALVIN AND HOBBES PIC HAS A CHANCE OF BEATING ALL THOSE PIECE OF CRAP TRAMP STAMPS, BULLSHIT DRAGONS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRIBAL SYMBOLS ON ALL THE OTHER WOULD BE CONTESTANTS IN THIS CONTEST. WINNING GETS A 7 DAY BLAST FOR MOST COMMENTS, AND A 7 DAY BLAST FOR MOST RATES. I WANT THEM BOTH!!! SO HELP ME OUT, AND LET'S PUT ALL THESE OTHER TATTOO "OH MY GOD MY TAT SYMBOLIZES MY LIFE IN THE FACT THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BULLSHIT." YOU USUALLY HEAR WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THIER TAT TO YOU. MY TAT IS JUST BAD ASS, AND DESERVES TO WIN!!! SO VOTE AND COMMENT, YOU KNOW I'LL GET YOU BACK. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND TATTOOED HARDCORE!!! CLICK IT!!

Great Words
Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Send this to all the people that are really your friend including the person that sent this to you. If you get five back that makes you a true friend! LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold yo

The Greatest Creature On Earth
True love can be seen in the wolf,without doubt the true love story of the animal kindom, the female wolf will fight to the death to protect her purity untill she finds the mate of her choosing, they find eachother in darkness, and stick together for life, through the good times as well as the bad, never forgeting the love they have for eachother, having been known to stand over there mate after there death untill they literaly starve to death themselves, just because things are not always perfect they do not just walk away and find the most bountiful life, they find a way TOGETHER to face and over come there trials in life, they let nothing come between them and together they are one of the most furocious hunters in the animal kingdom, almost always successful in there hunt for prey.. Together we stand always lady,

A Great Friend
JULY IST 06 I HAD LOST A GREAT FRIEND THREW CANCER. SHE IS SADLY MISSED .WE USE TO TALK ALL THE TIME. NOW ALL I HAVE LEFT OF HER IS A PIC AN A FLOWER . I MADE IT FOR HER AN NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO GIVE IT TO HER.SO NOW IT SITS ON MY DESK. WITH HER PIC.MARGE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED.REST AT PEACE MY FRIEND, WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED BY ME. DARLIN MOTHER MAY YOU REST IN PEACE MY FRIEND.

The Great American Problem
The thing i despies the most in america is the silent majority. It has cost us lot of freedoms here in america. everytime the politician write a new bill that take our liberty and comfortabilty. There is way to much of a common bond between us in the majority. Im not talk about black white christian, islam, or neither democrat or republian. Cant belive we let these leader of evil convince us it a region rascial or its a polical party thing to gain their own interrest. I belive it time for us to start stick up for oursevles take america back in the direction our fore father intend. Take america back in direction of being a goverment for the people, by the people and new opptunities for non ciztens. The only way this is acheviing is speak up for what you belive. If something is weighting heavy on your heart let a politian know , the media or VOTE!!!!! Speak up stop siting back and take it.

Great Irish Joke
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they saw a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house. "Would ya look at that, Darby!" said Paddy. "What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!" They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their work. A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one had spied him. "Did ya see that, Darby?", Paddy asked the other in shock and disbelief. "Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can't understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. 'Tis a shame, I tell ya!" A little while later they saw a third man, a Catholic Priest, lurking about the house looking around to see if any one was watching, and then quietly sneaking in the

The Greatest Of These Is Love
Though I articulate the contemporary jargon of nursing, If I have not understanding that touches the heartbeat of my patients, I only generate chatter. Though I boast of diplomas, awards and publications, and my skills reflect the wonderment of technology, If I have not mastered the gift of compassion, My endeavors are hollow. Though I devote my very life to the profession of nursing and forfeit personal desires, If I become cynical, detached and fatigued to to point of indifference, My energy is expended in futility. Though I integrate the art and science of nursing, translate research into clinical practice, and achieve professional notoriety, If I do not notice wounded hearts and broken dreams, My mission is not fulfilled. I may be competent, dependable, efficient, but if I fail to I practice nursing in vain. Faith, Hope, Love- these are all craving of the human spirit but- The Greatest of These is Love. Roberta L. Messner A nurse wrote this about he

A Great Update!!
Well, this weekend ended up being a great weekend. One of my friends here on CT made it to Dallas with her kids on vacation and I was able to meet her. It is nice to meet someone finally face to face that you have been talking to for months. We did not have a whole lot of time to talk but I did get to meet her kids and it was really nice. My wife and I got trashed Saturday night. We discussed our marriage and what we wanted to do with it. We drank and talked until 4am Sunday morning. I think we got some things worked out. She is going to definitely start participating in my "explorations". I have a friend that wants to photograph me in different situations and she is cool with that. He makes bondage equipment so I may be posting some pictures that are quite interesting. It will be fun, as soon as I get over being naked in front of another guy. My wife is ok with it as well. In fact when she returns from Chicago she wants to participate in the games. She also said she is willing

Great Career Choice
An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine. "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be OK, But if picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be

10 Great Reasons To Go To Work Naked:)
Ten great reasons to go to work naked Ten great reasons to go to work naked 10. No-one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources. 2. You can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. And ... drum roll ... the Number One reason to go to work naked : 1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1)

Great Truths!
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibe

Great Times!
Im discovering a lot of very very cool people who are right here under my nose the whole time! And to think we could have been having fun like this for ages! who knew they were right in my backyard????

Great Pics
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take- but by the moments that take our breath away. Look at these 7 photo's with remarkable sayings. Then at the end of this e-mail do what it says and tonight, you may get your wish. This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq . Pass it

Great Piece Of Ass Contest
*Contest will run for 3 days. *Contest will start April 4 at 8 am pst, and will end April April 7 8am pst rules: 1. NO NSFW Pics Pic must be of the profile owner!!! this is about who u think would be a nice piece of well u know lmao, so requires u to actually check out their profile come on get your friends to enter the contest or enter yourself in..hugs Most comments wins!!! You CAN comment bomb yourself! Let me know who wants to be in contest by Sunday April 1 at 10 pm then no more entries will be accepted.. oops haha winner gets a one month blast let me know in a message thanks

Great News! The End Of Horse Slaughter Is Here For The U
Beth in Illinois Fighting to End Horse Slaughter BREAKING NEWS!!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ---------- SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT, A Federal Court ruling just announced that it is illegal for the USDA to accept payments from the equine slaughterhouses for the inspection of any equine killed for human consumption. Cavel is effectively closed. There is a possibility of appeal, but as of this minute, the slaughter of horses for human consumption in the United States is over. ATTENTION ALL RESCUES: Habitat for Horses and the Humane Society of the United States need your help for the possibility of the intake of the horses now caught in the pipeline. Estimates range up to several thousand. Please email us immediately, do not call, if your rescue is in the position to help house and adopt these horses. We need your name, name of the organization, location, contact numbers and a rough idea of the actual number of ho

Great Friends
I just want to send a thank you to all my new friends at Cherry Tap. There is so many in such a short time, thanks for helping me build my cherry points and the nice things you say. I hope I will get a chance to chat with all. I want to wish a great week to all, thanks.

Great News!!!!
JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I AM BACK ON NOW SO LEAVE ME COMMENTS AND SUCH AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ALL! FOR THOSE OF YOU HAVE BEEN SENDING ME THINGS I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! ALSO HITMAN6 IS BACK IN BUSINESS AS WELL! HOPE TO CATCH UP WITH EVERYONE REAL SOON AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!