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Grandpas Hands
This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He didn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if he was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK. He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to him. "Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down.No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point he wa

Grandmas Dont Know Everything!! Lol
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd Been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people Sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with The other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you."

Grandpa
My memory from childhood is a person that I know He's been a friend of mine since the age of two I used to sit upon his knee and lean against his chest At telling pretty stories grandpa was the best I would sit for hours in fascinatedbliss At each stories end My forehand he would kiss He always made me smile with that twinkle in his eyes He could sheer me up when my life made me cry Grandpa was a special as I look back to see I wish for just a moment I could sit upone his knee

Grandchildern
Do you remember how small thay once use to be, When you could bounce them on your knee. Take them by the hand to walk across the street To see them smile it's oh so sweet.At times thay would get into things thay should not, Even touch things that are hot.Tucking them into bed all safe and worm, And you try to keep them from all harm. Oh so small and and get into trouble, Helping them to blow bubbles.Throughing a ball for the first time, Even reading them a nursery ryme.Helping them get into bed,And watching lay down there tired head.Letting them use a spoon and fork, And getting them to eat pork.Teaching them to say their payers at night, And how thay look ed in the bright noon light. Sending off to school for the first day, And crying cause they thik thay going far away. And when thay are at the age to finish scholl, And touse there smart brain is a real good tool.Whaen the day comes to see them marry and have childern of there own, nd thay are able to have a house to call ther home.

Grandpa
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. .. .This is your grandma's idea."

Grandmother
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."

Grandpa & Grandma Visit
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. $10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." The next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00." "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma

Grandpa
I wanted to get to know u I wanted u to get to know me Now i am losing you This pain won't let me be You told me things when i talked to you U told me that u cared Always in truth u were never there. I long to touch you See just how u are You never loved me the truth ot that is not far I missed you even though you were never there I missed you Even though u didn't care Now all i feel is love and sorrow Now what i feel doesn't matter For u may be gone tomorrow If you were here I would hold you, and watch u slip away If you were here I would tell you I love you with each passing day.

Grandma Still Drives!!
GRANDMA STILL DRIVES- She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter: The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, And then he leaned out of his window and screamed, For the love of God! Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO! What an exuberant cheerleader

Grand Opening To My Lounge Come See Me Now
HELLO to all my friends and fans, I JUST MADE A LOUNGE IT JUST OPENED !!!!Grand opening tonight!!!! I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD COME VISIT ME TONIGHT...HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7382 HUGS N KISSES MISTRESS REENI IF U DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE LINK COME TO MY PROFILE AND TO THE FAR RIGHT SAYS MY LOUNGES GO TO THE 2ND ONE CALLED MISTRESS REENI LOUNGE 4 DOMINATING PETS AND SLAVES HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE KISSES

Grandma Ghost
In my mothers words she tells this storie. Ann a couple of years ago I had a sinis infection so Mom took me to the clink near Pioneer valley hospital (hosptial name not spelt right)And we walk in to the clinic and see an old woman knitting and behind them walked a spanish family thinking that was their grandma we said nothing.The little baby started giggleing and the woman talked to the child.THe child reached out her hands and wanted to be held.The mother was talking to the father not paying attention to the grandma lady.So she talked to me and addressed me as PatAnn she said hello PatAnn how are you ? how are the kids? thinking nothing of it nor that she knew my name I talked to her and my mother was next to me and tlaked to her as well.The couple got up and went to the back so did the old woman and then she came out and i asked are you the grandma? Smiling she said no hun I just wanted to make sure they got there ok.And then she sat back and continued to knit.Then it was my turn s

Grandbabies, Bad Backs, & Boring Stuff
Almost bought a Toyota 4Runner. A 91 for $4000. But if I did that and paid insurance, taxes, gas. I would be in dire need of a job! Stayed with daughter again up in the country. Was nice, almost brought a kitten home but it was too wild, and not old enough to leave momma cat. Went to the local casino and lost an average of about $30. Getting home was a plesant one as I did not have to hear the constant whining of granddaughter. I love her dearly, but can only tolerate the whining for so long! Granddaughter was expecting me to be sitting in the front seat when she was picked up from her daycare like I was last time, and was sorely upset when I was not there. Daughter told me this when she called. Could hear her in the background calling out my name! lol! Grandson was upset that I would not stay longer too. I figured they would be tired of an old lady in their house..but it feels GREAT being wanted, even if it is from children. Sent money to my son. Waiting for his cal

Grandma's Hands
Grandma's Hands Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," she said in a clear strong voice. "I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to her. "Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making. Grandma smiled and related this st

Grand Opening
My husband has a new web site going. It is not much right now however it is operational. He is still working on the improvement part of it though. the address is www.angelsgrimoire.com. for those who want to check it out.

~~grandma's Birth Control Pills~~
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it help

Grandparents
>Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. >~Author Unknown~ > >What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. >~Gene Perret~ > >Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. >~Author Unknown~ > >Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. >~Welsh Proverb~ > >A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. >~Author Unknown~ > > >Never have children, only grandchildren. >~Gore Vidal~ > >Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. >The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. >~Pam Brown~ > >Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because >Granddaddies have only so many horsy rides in them. >~Gene Perret~ > >Grandmother always made you feel she had been waiting to see >just you all day and now the day was complete. >~ Marcy DeMaree~ > > >Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. >~Author unknown~

Grandfather Kestner ( Written By My Son Matthew )
Grandfather Kestner by Lyseract-Matt Posted on Jul 01 Selfless genius carpenter and hustler of the American way. feeling peaceful in a politically chaotic nation under God. brave and brawn fighting tears far better than me alone. dear grandfather this is for your love and success. seventy years holding close only fifteen-a family miracle to be seen. you know your immobilized by age but not by faith. the good lord has you in his grace. great grandparents have fallen into coffins but i learned from you sir. when i fell you helped me up-something i never thought would happen. the kingdom of the sovereign is waiting-no tears for true freedom. grandfather kestner your a gene pool instructor-help me swim when you fly away. This poem is copyright Lyseract-Matt - you may not use or reproduce it without their permission

Grandparents
I do not know the exact date, but it was in March I am thinking. My grandparents were out eating at their favorite restaurant and on their way home. As they were on their way home, they got into an accident with a Semi-Truck. It seems the Police report stated that they ran a stop sign and clipped the back of a semi-truck. My grandfather was ejected out of the windshield of the car and broke his neck when he hit the pavement and died instantly. My grandmother had somehow tried to get out of the car and got her foot hooked onto something and was dragged along the road. She was in serious condition, but she survived. She was in the hospital for about 3 months, they had to amputate her leg from her knee-cap down. She got out of the hospital and was in a wheelchair and one morning, about a week later, I was getting up for work and my grandmother called. She said she was having trouble breathing and needed to be tooken to the hospital. I told her I would do it and just go into work

Grandma At 36
hey just wanted to let everyone know hello and love and miss ya. well i am going to be a grandma which i am still trying to get usede to theidea i am happy but also i am depressed too young to be a grandma boohoo... lol anyways hope everyone has a great week.. hugs and kisses

Grandmother Dear
My grandma died and left me here I thought I'd lose it,I think all the time what IF? We were close,She was dear to my heart I hope God would never let us part. She was very ill, I stayed by her side Everyday and night I cried. Because I needed her here by my side. I loved her like a mother,I looked up to her. She was very clever,It's been almost a year. At night she visits me,In my dreams. She tells me I need to be stronge because soon Im expecting my own. I will bare a daughter much like her. She'll have my grandmas name. I will protect her from all of lifes games.

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Grandbaby Is Born!
Just to let you know...the reason that I haven't been online much during the last few days is that my granddaughter decided she wanted to join this world on June 29th (Friday).... It has been an interesting weekend...all day at the hospital on Friday, working double shifts on Saturday, and catching up on sleep this morning/afternoon before heading to visit them some more at the hospital today. They will be going home tomorrow (from what I understand)...and I'll go try to spend more time with them tomorrow as well. She is absolutely beautiful... and I am looking forward to being able to spoil her in due time... :D K

The Grand Opening
The Grand Opening I had finally had sometime to myself. The boys were camping with they’re grandmother and I had sometime before school started. I have always wanted to visit Canada, so no better time than the present. I checked on tickets and hotels. I found a good deal leaving on a Thursday. I put the package on my card and commenced to packing. I didn’t know anyone there but was going anyway. I found a place about 5 minutes from Detroit. So, if it wasn’t all that I could just hang in the motor city for the weekend. I had talked to a friend in Dearborn and she had turned me on to this new club opening on Saturday. I wasn’t sure because I haven’t done the club scene in about 10 years. I had some family I wanted to see plus I wanted to do some shopping. I visited to some relatives and a few of my cousins took me to the mall. We caught up and I asked about the new club that was supposed to be opening. They said that they had heard of it but wasn’t sure if they were going to check

Grandma & The Nudist Colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style? ...it makes your nose look too long."

Granbo
Gun-toting granny shoots 2 rapists' testicles off MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81,was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot their testicles off! "The old lady spent a week hunting those bums down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way," said admiring Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. "Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the seedy hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police sai

A Grandfather Lost
Yesterday i found out that one of my dads best friends died. I had grown up with my dads friend wally. When ever i got go visit my dad on thursday nights when he was bowling i always got to see wally. Growing up i had both my grandmothers, but unfortunately my grandfathers had died years before i was born let alone tought of. Wally was the closest thing to a grandfather that i had, my dad would always joke calling him grandpa Wally. When i was 16 my dad finally let me bowl on his team as a sixth man. and every time i bowled i always sat next to wally and it was fun just talking hearing about his experineces. I really loved hearin about how his drill seargant could not pronounce his last name when he was in the army durng WWII. Dont mind me at all if for some reason i am a little slow to answer or if i do not respond at all, today is the wake and be first time in a few years that i get to see a man i had so much respect for and loved. Thanks to all my friends for being ther

Grandma's Hands
GRANDMA'S HANDS Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," she said in a clear voice strong. "I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to her. "Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?" I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making. Grandma smil

Grandmotha Fuck Myspace!!!
As of Wednesday, July 11,2007 all three of my myspaces were deleted: one regular(primary) and two of my artist pages got deleted. hell not to mention i had 926 friends in my friends space roster olnly to get deleted. why? idk. and after having the nerve to reconstruct another one at the library yestaday only to find out it was deleted hours later. Fuck em. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF CHERRYTAP PLEASE WELCOME ME AS I HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY FOUND A NEW HOME BABY!!! MWAZ!

Grandfather Says !!
Grandfather says...you must not hurt anybody or do harm to anyone. You must not fight. Do right always. It will give you satisfaction in life." The question one should ask themselves is: Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy? If you want to be right, this is a request from your ego. If you want to be happy then this is of the Great Spirit. The only meaning anything has is the meaning we give it. Maybe we should develop a philosophy of: Today is the last day of the rest of my life. If this were true, how easy it would be to let things go - how easy it would be to forgive. Oh Great Spirit, let me live today as if it was my last. Let me express Your joy and be happy today. Let me see the joy and honor of living on the Red Road. he wisdom from the Ancestors, Elders and Creator are to help us in our Spiritual Growth here on earth. If people choose to condemn another then they eventually will have to answer for their actions. We must not allow ourselves to fall i

Grandma's Cures
GRANDMA'S CURES Did You Know that Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablesthingy of horseradish in 1cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablesthingy six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer b

The Grand Parents Launched A Ninja Attack.....
So yesterday the Grand parents pulled a ninja attack on us. A ninja attack you ask? This is when they drop by unexpected and uninvited, just like ninjas do! I was making lunch and mom wakes up dad (who was napping) that she saw my grandparents pull in the drive way. He responds by saying, " ohhh fuck..." I walk in the room oblivious that they are here and I see my grand pop walking in front of the window and let out an " ohhh shit..." I know this sounds mean to you that we moan and groan when they show up, but keep in mind when she shows up, it's usually her being negative as hell about... well pretty much everything; who's sick, who's dying, who has died, how she would decorate our house and our yard if it was HER house. Now come on... wouldn't your hair stand up if you had to deal with this on every unexpected little visit? Plus, keep in mind that this is friday and not sunday. Sunday is usually the day they pull this on us, we just never know what time they'll drop in. Usually

Grandma
This is a poem I wrote way back in 1999..My Grandma passed away on her birthday..8/23/99 Grandma She left us in a heartbeat I was so sad,I couldn't speak I thought about all the time we spent But to keep from crying I thought about where she went An angel came down that heaven sent And up to live with God my grandma went She is in a better place now Living a better life And she would want me to move on with my life But it is so hard I miss her so much I'll never forget How my life she touched

Grandpa's On The Porch Again
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea..

Granddad Brown
Remember the days we used to share the sunshine rays shined in your hair you fought in wars and battles too you split smores between me and you i felt something was terribly wrong so i gave my mom ring to ask what was wrong she replied with a frown that she had to lay you down to rest as i looked down i tried my best to not cry a tear but it didn't work it was my worst fear death did the work i sit and remember the good times trying to remember the laughter and rhythms all hope is lost as i sit here today hoping it wont cause another painful day please watch over me from heaven above and sit there with thee as they release the dove never leave me without you watch over me like you always do its hard for me to say these words without a lie i say those painful words i love you...goodbye ~Jessica

Grandmaw's Stand Up For Our Soldiers!!!
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an anti-war protester in a metro station in DC: There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the "evils" of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the elderly woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and said in a very soft voice: "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?" The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you would have the right to stand here, and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it." GOD BLESS AMER

Grant Me This Wish I Seek...
Close my eyes, don't let me see Close my mind, don't let me dream For if I dream, I learn to want And if I want, I shall not be If I am not, what shall I be? A soul lays dead, inside of me A love is last and shall not be Take my heart away from me.

Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer . --------- In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyon

Grandma In Court
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: W

Grandma And Sis
There are times in your life that you think of or just happens when things really gets you down. For me has been trying to get threw this months in one piece, emotionally in one piece. In my past August was a fun month cause it was a reason to celebrate, a reason to be happy. It was the month that held two people that I can say without any doubt, truly and whole hearty that I loved birthdays, my grandmother and my sister. I been slowly dreading this time of years for a few months now, knowing what I have to deal with, not a celebration anymore but the sadness of the loss, the sadness of what could have been and just thinking of whom I lose and that just makes it very painful. My grandmother would have been 99 years old and my sister 38 this month. And it hurts knowing that they not here to enjoy those events, it hurts that I have to think about these days, its hurts that right now I can’t hug someone as I cry in the early morning missing them. My grandmother I m

Grandfather Cries
Grandfather, do you know me? I am your blood. The son of your son. I come to ask you a question Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Can I stop being Indian now? There are others that want to be Indian, And if they can start from nothing, I should be able to stop from something? Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I don't look like you. I don't know what you know. It would be easy for me to hide behind my paler skin. No one would know the pain I feel, Or see the tears I cry for your Great Grandchildren. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, look what I have done to our world. Mother Earth is on her knees. The Snake and Owl rule the day. I don't understand the language you speak Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I want my Pepsi, Levi's and Porsche too. I want to go where the others go, And see the things they see too. I don't have time to dance in the old way Grandfather. Grandfather? Grandfather, why are you cryi

Grandfather Great Spirit
All over the world the faces of living ones are alike. With tenderness they have come up out of the ground. Look upon your children that they may face the winds And walk the good road to the Day of Quiet. Grandfather Great Spirit Fill us with the Light. Give us the strength to understand, And the eyes to see. Teach us to walk the soft Earth as relatives to all that live.

Grandma
The world is a cruel and hurtful place filled with pain suffering. When i sit here on this sunday looking back at all the good times you shared with me and the rest of this family I know that it is going to be hard at first but i will make it through this for all my friends i ask that you keep my family in your prayers at this time thank you ashley

The Grandmother!
The Grandmother! (wisdom comes with age, she's a smart woman) A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells

A Grandmother's Love
A GRANDMOTHER'S LOVE Even though the miles keeps us apart- I want you to know that you're still in my heart- There is no distance that could ever- Replace the love of a Grandmother. A Grandmother's Love- Is as pure as a dove- I think of you everyday- The thoughts of your smile- Brightens my way- You are my sunshine- That makes everything fine- All my dreams have come true- Due to the faith of you- A Grandmother's Love- Is as pure as a dove. I LOVE YOU

Grandma Again
Okay. I thought this was hilarious. My grandma is watching one of those made for TV movies and it's a black gospel type about love and it just so happens that her favorite star from the Young and the Restless is on it. He's this light skinned dude and she loves him. She's going on about how handsome he is and how good looking and all.. (Sidestep. My grandma is in her 80's and she is not racist but she is still in that mindset that black and white are great as friends but she doesn't really see them as romantically mixing. Every dang time I talk about a guy I like she asks if he is black cause I like men of all colors. Annnnyhow...) I say... "I thought that you don't find black men attractive." Her: "Well his brother on the show isn't that good looking... " Me : Well grandma he is black. He has dark skin and very curly hair pulled into little braids." Her : Well in MY mind he is not black... I don't consider him that way... Old people are funny. The end. Also. I fu

Grandparents And Grandchildren!
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ##### My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ##### After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more ambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" ##### A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like:

Grandpa
I KNOW I AM A GROWN UP. BUT TODAY MAKES 11 YEARS MY GRANDPA HAS BEEN GONE AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH. HE WAS THE ROCK THAT HELD OUR FAMILY TOGETHER. I COULD GO TO HIM WITH ANY PROBLEM AND HE WOULD SAY' IT WILL BE OK,GOD DOES NOT PUT MORE ON YOU THEN YOU CAN HANDLE" HE HAD SO MUCH LOVE AND MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A LUCKY WOMEN. SHE HAD 64 YEARS W/HIM. HE HAD 9 KIDS, 24 GRANDKIDS, AND LOST COUNT OF GREAT GRAND KIDS. I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE PAWPAW IMISS YOU LOVE ME

Grand Theft Radio Sucks .. Dj Insane . Will Run It Into The Ground !
Yeaa .. grand theft radio is cool its probably the best lounge out there .. I really like it ..but there is this one guy there named Dj insane ..He is a cool guy at first . But i think he is in a power trip sense he feels that he can boot u at anytime for whatever reason that he feels that is valid . No i did not get booted if thats what your thinking . i just got a problem with that its just a lounge why do u have too have all these rules in a chat lounge ? i understand if someone is poking at each other or Evan herrassing one another but when it gets down too , NO u cant do this or do that .. or anything .. then dude its gotta stop .. Face it insane your a control freak .. i know it and you know it ,..its the one thing in your life u control .. good luck with it .. cause maybe its all u have .. i don't know . if you ever read this hope u don't get too pissed .. i just feel u have something against me . u said i couldnt transfer a song while a dj was on well i did it the other day wit

Grandma's Missing
Grandma's missing! THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true. She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Jeeves My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found 'online.' So, if inside your 'Inbox,' My Grandma you should see, Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me! Author Unknown

Grant Yourself ...a Lyrical Poem
Grant Yourself Hanging on a star Wonder where you are Do you think of me? Wonder if I’ll ever see Your shining hair Eyes that glow I wonder if you’ll let me know A laugh that turns my world around Feet that barely touch the ground Tears to cleanse Your deepest fear Fall on me I hold you near Look and see A spiritual trance Grant yourself A second chance Take my hand Don’t let go I’ll never leave Only follow Don’t deny My deepest wish To heal your Soul To taste your Kiss Press these words against your heart Together we will never part Whisper words into my ear Tell me what I long to hear You feel so safe and so secure I’m the one that you adore You’ll always be right by my side Allow your heart to be your guide Take a turn at life and love We were matched from up above All I ask is just one chance To join me in a magic dance Throw your arms around my waist Hold me tight Our Pulse will race Imagine the life we can create Together f

Grandparents And Grandchildren
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ##### My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ##### After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" ##### A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was li

Grandpa
You always taught me how to love and cherish every passing moment because you never know when its going to slip away. If I take it for granted I could lose my world in the Blink of an Eye. You are the reason I wake up and breathe everyday. You are the reason I can go out into this cold, fucked up world and survive. You taught me how to be strong and stand up for myself and my beliefs. I cherish every passing moment I got to spend with you, you taught me everything. You are my strength and the reason I keep on keeping on. You are my soul, heart and passion in all that I do. You are my everything and when you died, I died too. I don't know how to survive without you there to help me. You will live on forever in my memory... Grandpa, I Love You and Miss You so much! by Lucky to be Irish

Grandma Did It ... Can You?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replie d, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the presiden

Grandkids
Well, my son who lives in Oklahoma called today and his gf is pregnant! I am so excited. His daughter is 5 already. This makes #5 grandkid for me. I told them they where making me old before my time! I can hardly wait. I love Deana so much, but I know they won't get married. It seems like no one does these days. Anyway, woohoo, number 5 is on the way.

Grand Opening
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Grand Opening Firepit
Click to enter ^^^^^^^^ The Fireside Radio and the Fire Pit Invites to Our Grand Opening Wednesday Night starting at 8 pm Come One Come all .............. If you think You Can Handle The HEAT !!!!!!!!!

Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across The room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal

Grandma
Grandparents meet a need That no one else can fill; They’re always kind and gentle; They love you and always will. They have plenty of time to listen, To encourage and to care; When others are too busy, Grandparents are always there. They have delicious foods; There’s always something cooking; They feed you scrumptious foods, When no one else is looking. They take you special places; They’re never in a hurry. They soothe you when you’re troubled, And help you not to worry. They buy you things you want, Even things that you don’t need; "Do what makes them happy!" Is every grandparent’s creed. They focus on your good points, And overlook each flaw; How could we do without you We love you grandma!! Thank you, Grandma, For giving life a special shine; I’m glad to have you as a grandparent, And happy you are mine!

Grandfather's House
Grandfather's House by cooke@epix.net@epix.net My husband and I were coming home from our honeymoon and we stopped by his grandfather's home on the way back to our home. We stayed the night because it was late. My husband and I slept in a second bedroom and his grandfather slept in his own. We layed down and tried to sleep. About ten or fifteen minutes went by and I heard a woman's voice. It said,"Good-night Harold." My husband's grandfather is Harold. I laid there for a few minutes terrified not knowing whether to say anything. My husband then asked if I just heard something. I said "yes, did you?" He said he heard a woman say "Good-night,Harold." In the morning we asked his grandfather if he had an intercom or gotten a phone call or anything or heard anyone the night before and he said that he hadn't. We never told him what we heard. My husband's grandmother had died many years before, was it her?

Grandma In The Courtroom
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't buil

Grandchildren – Pure And Simple
This one is in an international book of poems A simple way to give all grandchildren a unique way to remember you always. There is a special set of people; God gives us a strong burden for, through their eyes, the beauty of your youth walks through the door. ------ GRANDCHILDERN ------ They’re full of love and oh so sweet; they give you joy complete. and their endless bundle of energy you can never seem to meet. ------ PURE ------ In their heart there is no other who can live up to their image of you, for you are their miracle worker when their world turns cold and blue. ------ SIMPLE ------ They each have their own special way of entering your hearts warmest spots, one, his eyes – another, her smile; the wordless ways of the little ‘forget-me-nots’. ------------ GRANDCHILDREN – PURE –AND – SIMPLE ------------ Ne

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Broomstick
I got this off one of my wicca family yahoo groups. Its pretty good. Grandma got ran over by a broomstick Walking home from our house Halloween. Now you can say there's no such thing as witches. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. She'd consumed too many spirits. And we begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her Belladonna, So she sacheted out the door, we didn't know. When they found her the next morning At the scene of the attack. She had bristles on her forehead, And incriminating brush marks on her back. Grandma got ran over by a broomstick. Walking home from our house Halloween. You can say there's no such thing as witches, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of grandpa. He's been taking it so well. See him in there watching wrestling, Drinking wine and dancing skyclad with cousin Nell. It's not Samhain without grandma. She's the one with the big hat. And we just can't help but wonder, Should we divvy up he

Grand Good Bye Poem
GRAND GOOD BYE NO MORE DRAMA NO MORE HATE NO MORE EMPTY PROMISES NO MORE LIES FORGET ME FORGIVE ME NEVER MENT TO BE NEVER MENT TO HAVE LONELY AND BROKEN DOWN FOREVER MORE UNRELENTING PAIN AND HATE JUST OUT OF REACH GRASPING FOR THE WILL NEVER HAVES FADING INTO THE BACK GROUND NEVER GONE TO BE THE STAR NEVER MENT TO TAKE THE LEAD EMPTY AND FORGOTTEN WHY BOTHER WHO CARES ANYWAYS LETS JUST GO REST OUR WEARY HEADS AND NEVER WAKE TOMMORROW FORGET THE HURTS AND PAIN AND SAY HELLO TO THE END

Grandson
Hi everyone i have not been on for awhile . My grandson has cancer and i have been with him . There are more test to be done to see what kind he has . He has been in hosptial now 16 days he is 3 . I have been so sick over this i just can't belive this . My life is trun a mess again . Lost one granddaughter in may now this .

Grandma In Court
GRANDMA IN COURT > > > Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't > prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting > attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the > stand. > > He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" > > She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you > since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big > disappointment to me. > You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk > about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you > haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more > than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." > > The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across > the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She > again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a > youngster, too. He's

The Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Myths
since went out and got grand theft auto san andreas 2 years ago, there as been loads of talk online of certain myths in the game, sightings of bigfoot ufos ghost of CJs mom leatherface seriel killers ghost tags (ive seen them) sea monsters sharks ghost cars that try to run you over and more BS ive played the game many times, but ive never seen anything, (apart from the ghost tags) the makers of the game have said theres no bigfoot in the game but there still alot of people are saying they seen him im starting to think its bullshit ive looked for bigfoot and could not find anything but a banged up car. as anyone here ever played this game and find any of them myths ive listed heres a vid that explains the myths have a good night.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Broomstick (silly)
Grandma Got Ran Over by a Broomstick Grandma got ran over by a broomstick Walking home from our house Halloween. Now you can say there's no such thing as witches. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. She'd consumed too many spirits. And we begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her Belladonna, So she sacheted out the door, we didn't know. When they found her the next morning At the scene of the attack. She had bristles on her forehead, And incriminating brush marks on her back. Grandma got ran over by a broomstick. Walking home from our house Halloween. You can say there's no such thing as witches, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of grandpa. He's been taking it so well. See him in there watching wrestling, Drinking wine and dancing skyclad with cousin Nell. It's not Samhain without grandma. She's the one with the big hat. And we just can't help but wonder, Should we divvy up her candy, or send it back. Grandma got r

Grandma/nana, Memaw
Am so excited about becoming a grandmom in April.. I have been knitting like crazy. Looking at baby clothes, diaper bags, strollers, and all that for a baby.. I found a cute pair of newborn tennis shoes, thankfully the coloring was neutral so they can be worn by either a girl or boy. :) Saw the ultrasound, but couldn't tell if we will be blessed with a girl or boy. I don't care as long as baby is healthy. I am a Grandma in Training, giggles.

Grandson's Struggles
Dear Blog, Im here today with a weighted heart, as you know dear blog, my children and grandchildren are the core of life. My Grandson has been sick, and has been a concern with me for a long time. He is only 15 months old and has been on antibiotics so much since he was born. Which is never a good sign. It is one of the most over used man made drug there is. He was a preemie when born and it seems he has always struggled with one thing or another, from sleep apnea to infections. He has had his adenoids removed. He is scheduled to have tubes in ears this Wednesday. I am sure they will wait now becuase of the lab work. His latest illness has added a yeast infection from all the antibiotics. My daughter went back to the doctor today to find out the results of his test he had done recently. They are making him an appointment at Rileys children Hospital with a specialist. His blood count was all off and they are not sure what is going on. I pray they find out w

Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you , Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. ' The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do . I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't bui

Grandmas
This is for all the “Grandmas”. (Note the larger print) She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ******************************************************************** My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ********************************************************************* After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warni

Grandma
God needed one more to fill the empty space, he looked around the hospital and saw your sweet face, when you stopped breathing, we knew you were gone, you went so peacefully, so we knew you chose the right home, we knew your skies weren't so blue, and the roads were getting too tough for you, but you fought that fight, and you did the best you could do, the best part was you didn't die alone, the day God sent you home.

Grandfather
Most of you guys dont know but my grandfather has recently been very ill thusly in and out of the hopsital. This morning the nursing home in which he was staying at called us to inform us that as of 6:00 am this morning my grandfather had passed away. Personal I never got the chance to get to know the man however it doesnt take away the hurt and pain of losing a family member. My sadden is drawfed compared to my mom's, she had just within the last year become a large part of her father's life. To see her pain so deeply only futhers my own. My mom rushed to Landcaster this morning and had some how managed to swallow her pain for the moment and do everything that needs to be done. I however have sit back and wondered on how can I possibly help or comfort her in this time? (shakes head) In notice I wont be around much for the next couple of days but please any and all adivce is welcomed.

Grandbabies
I have been having a lot of mixed feelings lately. Mainly when I think about my 19 year old daughter in NY expecting her first child. She isn't much older than I was when I had her. Funny thing was I had finished HS and was married to her father when I had her. She is still in HS and is only living with her boyfriend/soon to be husband. Part of me HATES not being there for her right now. Part of me is GLAD I am not there. Part of me is MAD at her for not waiting to have a baby. Part of me is EXCITED about the new baby. AND A REALLY BIG PART of me Is HAVING MIXED FEELINGS!!! It wasn't that long ago that my honorary 1st grand child passed away. He was only 3 months old and his parents lived with me. I have a onesie in my closet that I can't help but cry when I pull it out... it says "Grandma Magnet". I wasn't thrilled when I found out my daughter was pregnant and my friends tried to make light of it by telling everyone that Ronin was my grandson... to get me used to the idea o

Grand Openining Right Now Join Us !
CLICK HERE TO MAKE A REQUEST IN THE REQUEST LOUNGE THE TIME HAS COME FOR DYNAMITE RADIO JOIN US FOR THE FREAKS OF THE NIGHT LIVE WITHIN US AND WE EMBRACE IT EVERY CHANCE WE GET... DON'T MISS OUT ON THE EXCITEMENT

Granny
i know i should have wrote this 3 weeks ago but with working and dance comps. with casandras and going back and fourth from the hospital to home (1 hour drive one way) i really have not had time!but i want everyone to know whats going on...as everyone knows ..i think ... anyway my pawpaw has been sick and now my granny is ..they put her in the hopspital 3 weeks ago yesterday and they found out she has broken ribs! noooo she did not fall she just has brittle bones! from the time she has gone in things have not done anything but go down...and the doctors are scared she might not make it cause she is giving up the doctor told us last week that they have done just about all they can but it is up to her to get better and they are asking pawpaw and her do they want life support!(if it comes to that) well she has been soo out of it with all the pain meds and stuff she cant doo anything hardly at all ..i mean she cant hardy sit up on or walk a few steps or andything and she dont seem to w

Granted Prayer
He pulls her close to taste her sweet lips against his. How he has longed for this moment since the first time they met. She tilts her head up and her mouth involuntarily opens to receive him. Their mouths join, tongues entwine. Their passions begin to release in waves. Not stopping for breath, he wraps his arms around her waist and holds tight as though finding a raging storm. She lifts her arms up to encircle his neck as they continue kissing for what may well be an eternity, though neither senses time passing. This is their moment. Loosening his arms, he places both hands on either side of her hips and lifts her until he is standing straight. To him, she is almost weightless. When they finally break their kiss, he nuzzles her along the cheek, ear, and neck inhaling her scent deeply. He will never forget this moment, her smell. It is rose petals and mints. Slowly he opens his mouth, bares his teeth, and begins to nibble her neck and shoulder. She quickly wraps her legs

Grandma And Grandpa
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.. GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH... GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT... THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD..

"grandma's Cookies"
"GRANDMA'S COOKIES" .................................................. A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER" THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN" L

Grandpa And Grandson
One afternoon Grandpa was sitting out back having a cigar...and his grandson came up and asked if he could have a cigar...grandpa said, "can you put your dick in your ass?" the grandson answered, "No grandpa I'm too little" then grandpa said your too young to have a cigar then. The next day grandpa was out back drinking a beer. The grandson came up and asked, "Grandpa can I have a beer?" then grandpa said, "can you stick your dick in your ass?" the boy replied No grandpa I'm too young. So he walked off. The following day the little boy was out back eating sugar cookies... grandpa came up and said, "Boy those look really good, can I have one?" the grandson said, Grandpa can you stick your dick up your ass? Grandpa said, I sure can... the grandson looked at him and said.... "Great then go fuck yourself...grandma made these cookies for me" he got up and walked off.

Granddaughter
Last night me an my 7 yr old granddaughter were talking about going to louisiana with the family for Christmas. Then I told her that I was going to be gone for 2 weeks to Ark for Thanksgiving to see my family there an that her Aunt Trinity was again preg an due in april. She said Mawmaw my bday is in April!! I said no hon its in Aug, "YOUR crazy pawpaws is in April the one that dumped me lol.She looked up at me an said to me "mawmaw you just need to find you another husband"!! I laughed so hard i was hurting , kids do say the cutest things!!

Grandson An His Birthday!!
I had just walked in the door at 10 am in the morn from a hard night babysitting kids, with hardly any sleep at all.. I turn to go to the ladies room an my grandson walks out of his room which I didn't see an said to me MawMaw are you NOT suppose to tell me something today??? I then got a big grin on my face an hollered to him "Happy 9th Birthday M". An then he was happy he just started smiling really big. It dont take much sometimes to make a child happy does it?

Grandma's Love
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but she is in the bedroom banging her boyfriend. Grandma's minister fainted.

A Grand
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in,orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She

Grandpa Isnt Doing To Well
I was on my way in to odessa to see my friend. She's in the hospital because she was having chest pains. Well I didnt make it. My dad called me to come be with my grandpa so he could go back to work because he wouldnt let my dad leave. I said ok. Well My dad said never mind he wants to go to the hospital so he called 911. I think my grandpa is dying. Hes been sick since grandma died. I think its finally getting to him. I dont want him to go because ive been crying today but why am i being so selfish. He will be with my grandma and thats where he wants to be. Im just not ready to let him go because i want him to give my son candy like he does all the little kids. My grandpa couldnt hear me at all when i went and seen him earlier today. I have to be strong for my son but i should also been ready for this but I never really am. Its not fair. I want my grandpa with me. Well Im upset i have to go ill write more later. lil red

Grandma's Boyfriend
Grandma's boyfriend A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." Grandma's minister fainted.

Grant Me
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Grandpa
My beautiful 18 yr. old little lady is a mom. iam so proud of her. she has turned out to be such a wonderful lady, very smart,caring ,wise to say the least. and she is just like me, very outspoken! sometimes to out spoken,lol. but her and her boyfriend gave me the greatest gift they could give me a grandson.HELL YEAH!!!!i cant wait to take him fishing , i have been stockin up on all the Dr. Seuss books, im up to 35 books so far and bought him his first fishing pole!! my daughter(Amanda)did an awesome job giving birth, she had a lil trouble but she hung in there and made it, she is a very strong girl!!!!and now not only do i have my daughter but i also have my grandson Joshua, i love you both, love DAD& GRANDPA!!!

Grandma
Just a poem , in memory of my Grandma.. my best friend. Happy Birthday... I sit beside you, Grandma On death’s doorstep you lay I set my head upon your wrist As I bow my head to pray The world to me shut off The silence here is thick Alone just you and I And your watch’s rhythmic tick I block out all my pain And loss I’m sure to feel I concentrate now deeply On the tick your watch reveals I sit here now for days And hear the rhythmic sound I contemplate you being gone The thought now seems profound The time for you is near To enter Heaven’s Gate I’ll stay here by your side Until your journey is complete It’s months now since you’ve passed My wounds are healing slow I want so much to hear your voice To see your smile’s glow I lay my head upon my wrist When my feelings are too strong I hear your watch’s rhythmic tick And know you’re never gone

Grandma
My son wrote this poem for his grandma "my mom".. In the Memory of Dorothy Jones From day 1 my grandma brought me in and welcomed me into her home she always would tell me that, I was like her own. When I was depressed and unhappy as a Lil kid there was no limit 2 the special things she did. She always said that she had a shoulder I could cry on that she was always going 2 be there but now that shes gone. Ima always keep her in my prayers. I remember the good times and bad times we had, but she never stopped loving me. She was special 2 every 1 in some special way. She loved to get together with all of the family and share stories, about when she was a kid. She was the sweetest person I could ever depend on no matter what it was. If i needed shoes she got them and if I needed clothes she bought them. the love I have for her will never part I loved her then I love her now but now that shes gone I know shes still with me in my heart. No matter what I did I

Grandma's Story!!
Dear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all t

Grandma's Letter Of Love
Grandma's Letter Of Love Dear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and starte

Grandpa's Eulogy
I have been blessed to be honored with 2 great men in my life, one being my dad and the other being my grandfather. No one will ever see my grandfather the same way I do, for I seem him as being perfect. I was raised to believe that my grandfather is my world and in my world I do not recognize any of the mistakes that he has made, because to me a mistake is only a mistake if you cannot learn from it and move on. My grandfather was the perfect example of this. He will be the first to tell you that he had not had the best life. He would openly list all of the things that he had done wrong, but then again he would also follow it up the lessons he learned from those things that he had done. He once told me that after he had his stint in prison that he thanked the person who had him put there for if he had not done his time he may not have learned that there is a different way to do things, he would not have changed the way he was living and would not have been around to see his child

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started banging the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Grandma's Christmas Presents
Last week my Grandma sent me $100 for gifts for my family. I got my wife a new Linkin Park cd. I got the "Edward Scissorhands" dvd for my oldest daughter. I got the "Herbie Fully Loaded" dvd for my son. I got the "Bratz-Fashion Pixiez" dvd for my youngest daughter. I got myself more minutes for my cell phone. And I got the whole family the "Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix" dvd. Everyone liked what I got them.

~~grandpa And Viagra~~
A young man is visiting his Grandfather in the nursing home. How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific! Just wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "It couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is puzzled - and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

Grandfather Passed Away Today
I just wanted to say thanks for everyone being there for me today offering me your condolences, thoughts and prayers. It means so much to me now, in my time of grief and sorrow. Im going to try and keep my chin up and my head high. But again thanks everyone for all your support... Much love for you all.

Grandma's Cookies
Grandma's cookies A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Then go fu*k yourself! Grandma made t

The Grand Experiment
If you're reading this you are probably one of my friends or someone who in some way enjoys the power of text, and thats good because this blog is for you. It is a theoretical concept of self discovery based on lots of meditation and reflection. I may say things tht will piss you off, make you smile or make you cry. If i offend, i dont mean to. Opinions are like a fragrance in the wind. They are fleeting and last but for a moment before leaving you yearning for more or recoiling in terror. As i state my opinions, all I ask is a fair chance from you as I rip apart my flesh and bare my soul to you, the world around me. In conclusion I will say that the only secret I will keep is that of my identity. I will cower like a child behind my moniker. I am and shall be Psykotik.

Grandpa's On The Porch Again
GRANDPA'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your private is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

Grandpa
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.' A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me

Grant Programs
I found a business I really want to buy. but thanks to a bad marriage and an even worse divorce my credit is shot. I am very warry of some of the grant programs out there. One that I did try I almost lost $400 but I caught on before the time limit expired and the bank helped me get my money back. Does anyone know of a good ligit program? Any information would be greatful

Granny Panties
so I decided to go surf some lounges on the bar.. and i came across this lounge. the name "Granny Panties" at first SCARED me away but i sat back and observed I realized that it was one of the most laid back lounges on the fu, The owner has his own way of doing things some of his staff calls him a loon,but I see more of an in visionary He's your usual whacked out hippies you see on the bar.. with a couple of twists that just makes him SO MUCH more,This lounge offers nothing but good times old fashion Oldie Rock and new friends you will never forget, Well i could ramble on about him and his staff but I personally think you should go and see for yourself, so click the link below and join the fun

Granny Vs Columbian Drug Lords?
You'd think with a tagline like that one that this little piece of news would make an interesting MFTV movie or something, right? Wrong. Although, I must admit, Michael Keaton did a movie in the 80's called Clean and Sober, so I suppose this news article could be a movie in the future ;) Bingo-Playing Grandma Guilty in Pot Case I'll pause for a second while your eyes get large and you start to chuckle..... Okay, good enough, lets move on, shall we.... Apparently State Troopers in Arizona weren't expecting anything like this when they pulled over Leticia Villareal Garcia a year ago. They found 10 bundles of Pot totally 214 pounds stashed in her trunk. Doesn't she know that any self-repsecting drug runner stashes their drugs in the door panels of their cars, come on Granny! I think this is one of those times when Granny should have listened to her grandkids ;) Now before you ask, Granny's reasoning for this very ungrandparent like behavior; she lives on a fixed income of $275

Grandma...
Subject: nudist colony Nudist colony A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle . . . it makes your nose look too short! Love, Grandma

Grandma & Grandpa
Grandma & Grandpa Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensi ve." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!" Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensi ve."

Grandfather
IT's been a very long week waiting on word to see if my grandpa would be able to breath on his own, He's been heavly sedatated and put on a ventilator. Well yesterday I got a phone call they were going to take him off the machine to see if he could breath on his own. They were afraid that his lungs would go lazy and not want to work without help. So as of now he is 10 hourse of no machine, just a little help from oxgyen mask. YAY. I am hopping to go see him next month. To the people that have prayed for him Thank you, and please keep praying he will be able to come home.

Grandma's Wish
Grandma's Wish Grandma had a wish She loves me with a fish She hoped for me and made me see that it was my true self Grandma has a smile and you see it a mile away She left with a grin and i didnt drink a shot of gin so I'll never forget her. Grandma had a wish that we keep smiling or her smile wil go away!!

Grandma's Slow Cooker Vegetarian Chili
INGREDIENTS * 1 (19 ounce) can black bean soup * 1 (15 ounce) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (16 ounce) can vegetarian baked beans * 1 (14.5 ounce) can chopped tomatoes in puree * 1 (15 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * 1 onion, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 2 stalks celery, chopped * 2 cloves garlic, chopped * 1 tablespoon chili powder, or to taste * 1 tablespoon dried parsley * 1 tablespoon dried oregano * 1 tablespoon dried basil number of stars READ REVIEWS (254) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. In a slow cooker, combine black bean soup, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, baked beans, tomatoes, corn, onion, bell pepper and celery. Season with garlic

Grandmas Letter
Grandma's letter. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, " For the love

Grandma
In memory of Evelyn Marie Harley June 20 1990 I stepped off that greyhound.. Into your arms.. Visits that made my childhood We always played candyland You always let me win We sang all our church songs in the yellow station wagon You took me to see my father ..made it such a nice surprise The fact we were in a prison I never realized, You would pack for our picnics.....Airpopped Corn and Combos I still remember the buttery smell..I always got it on my nose..We could never have our icecream unless we were in our PJs..You told me of the headless horsemen while we were on the scaryhill..I actually believed that he was real! You always gave me bubblebaths it seemed to calm me down I was so excited with that pink bottle you found ..I still can see Mr.Bubbles sitting on the ledge..you always let me pour it in..leaned over the edge My favorite dinner you always knew..it was hushpuppies and fishsticks with alot of ketchup too! When you turned 4

Grandpa
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch you're ass? The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then your not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch you're ass?' Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me!"

Grandfather Time
Grandfather Time, Why aren’t you sleeping When all the world Has fallen still? Grandfather Time Why are you keeping The keys to my cage I have not the will? Grandfather Time Why is the past frozen Yet it still seeps In my every thought? Grandfather Time, Why have I been chosen To live with the pain These memories wrought? Grandfather Time, Why must I lay hidden Inside this cocoon All sealed up in hate? Grandfather Time, Why am I forbidden To move past the hurt And choose my own fate? Written by Cherie Million March 8, 2008

Grandma's Boyfriend....
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey , my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home? ' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted. Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are ...

Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Will

Grandmother
So, here it is Yes I am going to be a Grandmother most definately. The Grandbaby is due Nov. 12 th. Even though I am not happy nor proud of this, I will still do what is right. I will love this baby and beat my son ( just kidding ).I will love the baby and help him as he needs me.Kinda cute he has managed to call me 16 times today. He is telling me he is scared to death. Well, I told him better get your butt in gear.Get your GED and get your affairs in order.

Grandpa..
A young man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea."

Grandfather To Grandson...
This was on a picture I got from Wild Horse. Great one to think about: There is a story about a Navajo grandfather who once told his grandson, “Two wolves live inside me. One is the bad wolf, full of greed and laziness, full of anger, and jealousy and regret. The other is the good wolf, full of joy and compassion and willingness and a great love for the world. All the time these wolves are fighting inside me.” “But grandfather”, the boy said, “which wolf will win?” The grandfather answered, “The one I feed.”

Grandma...r.i.p. 07/26/33-05/15/06
Grandma" God saw she was getting tired A cure was not to be So he put his arms around her And whispered come with me with tearful eyes i watched her suffer and saw her fade away. although i loved her dearly I could not make her stay a golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands went to rest god broke my heart to prove to me he only takes the best a million times i think of u a million times ive cried if love alone couldve saved u you never wouldve died in life ive loved u dearly in death i love u still in my heart you had a special place no one could ever fill it broke my heart to lose you but u didnt go alone for most of me went with you when god called you home!

Grandmas Are Wise
My grandmother died in 1975, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store on Brunswick Street, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk... Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 10. We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. "And remember always this thing," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandma?" I asked her. She answered in her soft voice.. "Makes your dick look bigger." Kinda brings a tear to your eye.

Grandfather In Hospital...
again. My grandfather has been in and out of the hospital for some time now, ever since he had his stroke. But this time he has been lifted by Helicopter to Flagstaff, AZ from Cottonwood, AZ -- Where he lives with my grandmother. Lately he has been suffering from lightheadedness along with vomiting spells but this time he took a pretty bad fall. Apparently he has cracked a rib (they are still unsure) and is suffering from internal bleeding. My grandfather has always been a huge inspirational figure in my life. He served during Pearl Harbor in World War II and lived to tell the tale. To me he has always been a strong fighter. His health has always been as fit as a o' horse. Please if you have taken the time to read this pray for him

Grandparents
Hey...my grandparents live in mississippi. Their house burned down earlier today. Due the the storms and a tornado...a tree was knocked over onto electrical lines and the house. They are alive and shaken...please keep them in your prayers...

Grandma
Well if you read my status this morning then you know that my grandma passed away. She left this harsh world around 12:30am. It was very peaceful, and she went in her sleep. She can finally be at ease and rejoin my grandpa, who passed away 22 years ago. She will always be remembered as the strongest woman I have ever know and will be forever missed. I love you Grandma, and I will see you in heaven, hold down the fort and save me a front row seat. Frances L. Ewers 7/18/1933 - 3/6/2008

Grandparents And Parents Check This Out!
Grandparents and Parents Check this out! Grandparents and Parents check this out. If you are poor dont have any kids because then department of human services will take them because they will have you evaluated and put on drugs saying that you are bi polar or retarded so that they have a diagnosis claiming that there is something wrong with you so that they can take your children. It gives them a clear conscience about taking your children from you. You are the one that had them but yet they think they are God and have say about your children. If you are an abused woman please dont call the police department because then department of human services gets to come in and take your children. My daughter was doing great raising her son and her husband abused her the police department was called and so was the department of human services. My daughter got her own apartment again after getting told that she had to move out of her parents' home but because her parents were helping her pay t

Grandmother
A smile? A gentle one at that There are days where I wonder if I could ever smile again So much loss So much gained So this smile . . . A true one since a year My grandmother's passing A loss A gain A beautiful memory of what family is So I stand in this garden of flowers Smiling as I can hear my grandmother tell me each name of the flowers She is at peace Working in her garden A smile gently caresses her face A year it may be since her passing Yet I smile at every flower For I hear her telling me of each beautiful flower I lay this rose on the bench, Grandma So loved cause of you Thank you for the smile Thank you for being my flowers Every flower holds your beauty, intelligence, and those smiles I miss My rose says it all I love and miss you I picture you smiling as you pick up the rose Placing in the vase bearing out family name Every flower from those of us who treasure what you taught us, most of all,how much we loved you

Grand Baby
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts The day has finally arrived, today my daughter is going to be induced. Her due date was on Sunday, April 13th and she will be going to the hospital this evening to get this show on the road...lol...I can hardly wait to see my new grand son and to hold him for the first time. I will be sure and post the time of birth, weight, length and pics when I can. It is going to be a long night for me, just hope it doesn't take that long being this is her second child and praying there are no complications either. Green Eye's

Grandmother
As I sit here at night recalling the past... I wonder how did it all go by so fast??? One moment Im tiny running to you for a hug.. The next moment Im 26 and handing you a prescribed drug.. You taught me so much throughout the years.. From cooking to cleaning and to conquer all fears.... You were an anchor when times always got rough... You taught us that nothing or noone was ever to tough... But the Greatest thing you taught me is the right way to Love... To not be selfish and to let it go if I have to...that if its true it will return like a lost Dove... As I lived my life the last few years I took a lot of this for granted... I forgot some of the seeds you had planted... My regret is not telling you how truly thankful I am for all that you brought into my life... But even the words "Thank You" would never suffice... Because to do the things that you did you had to make more than 1 sacrifice... Ill just try to do my best to teach the lesso

Grandma #1
To those who know me best know that my grandma was that one person on top of the hill that you could only wish I could be as strong as even the soles of her shoes. She ment the world to me and helped me get through so many hard times. I will be posting random blogs about her life as it is what is helping me cope with loosing her. Thank you for reading. Feel free to comment if you feel the need to do so. She passed away on the 6th of April 2008. The following is a copy of her obituary posted on the internet at this link: http://www.amarillo.com/stories/040708/obi_obits8.shtml TULIA - Frances Ewers, 74, died Sunday, April 6, 2008. Services will be at 10 a.m. Wednesday in the Kornerstone Funeral Directors Chapel. Graveside services will be 10 a.m. Thursday in the Rocky Ford Cemetery in Rocky Ford, Colo., Kornerstone Funeral Directors of Tulia. Mrs. Ewers married Billy Ewers on Nov. 4, 1950, and he died July 13, 1985. Survivors include three daughters, Barbara Yauck of Darrouzet

Grans Funeral Today
hi everyone, i won't be on much today as its my grandmas funeral. i did another blog when she passed away on the 13th if u haven't seen it, it has her pics in :o) sorry i won't be able to return all the comments left for me, i hope u understand. thanks for all the love and support, i luv u all cya soon Michelle xoxox

The Grandpa Drink Special Lol
THIS ONE NAMED IN HONOR OF OUR VERY OWN 'GRANDPA' CORNS NEVER RUBBED , THE POOR THANG! LOL THE GRANDPA GASSER- v-8 juice w/ a few raw oysters swimming nicely and a splash of hot sauce and a shot of prune juice on the side! and if you'd like to increase this tasty drink , we'll even serve ya some of Grandpa's favorite creamed corn in a side dish.......gotta be cream corn cuz Grandpa can't find his teeth to chew whole kernel corn with anymore...... yum yummmm Grandpa, what's fer supper!?! lol

Grandma #2
Well, here is yet another post in my dedication to my grandma. As the days go by it doesn't get any easier to accept the fact that she is gone. It doesn't hurt any less than it did the day she died. We are supposed to cleaning all of her stuff out of her house, yet I can't bring myself to going over there. I was sitting here the other day thinking, and every thing that came to mind was memories of my grandma. From her taking me to baseball games when I was a kid, to her yelling at me for getting in trouble with the cops when I was a teenager. To be honest I don't have one bad memory of the time I spent with her. Even the last 6 months, while her body was giving out and it was hard for her to breath, the time with her was worth it.

Grandpa
5/5 It has been about 2 years now since my granfather was diagnosed with cancer and given only 6 months left. Just the thought of the C word at his age is terrifying, not to mention the fact that hes so stubborn that by the time he actually said something was wrong and he was in pain, it had already spread to 3 other areas than where it had started. I love my grandfather. He was the rock when I was a kid, he was stubborn, bullheaded, and also the most amazing man you will ever meet. He was in the Navy in WWII as a PT Boat Sailor, the youngest person on the boat. After that served in the Korean war. This is a local newspaper artice that was written on him a couple years ago, outlining his military service. Its a pretty interesting read.Click here for Article After leaving the military he worked for Southern Bell (now called Bellsouth) for 41 years, I was about 3 or 4 and at his retirement party. After that hes done volunteer work with the courts, as a mediator and as a guardian atlitem

Grandpa Died
He left me with his roses and his black dirt garden with his tomatoes and lettuce... But he forgot to take our evenings in the kitchen together. He forgot to take the smell of his jacket and the sound of my name, the way he said it. He left me with his catfishing and his care of tools and a set of deer antlers on the wall. But he forgot to take his glass of wine and ginger ale and his big hands so warm around mine. He left an old grey tackle box, a handmade knife and some homemade sinkers. But he left his hat on the rack and his glasses by the bed. He forgot to take his name from my lips... and he forgot to take his smile from my mind.

Grandmas Apron
I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears . From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up

Grandpa
Grandpa I never got to say Good-bye to the man I adored so much. I never got to Thank you for all of the Wisdom that you taught. As a little girl sitting SCARED on your lap-- looking at my adult life--wishing I was back on that lap. I am very strong minded as you will see, every time you tried to guide me--I drifted off to sea! Although I learn the hard way--one thing I know for sure--I will Love and Miss You forever more! Goodbye Grandpa.... Tawnya Read Copyright ©2008 TawnyaRead

Grandpa
God saw you God saw you were getting tired and a cure was not to be. So he put his arms around you and he whispered "Come with me". With tearful eyes we watched you suffer and watched you fade away. Although we loved you dearly, we could not make you stay. A golden heart stopped beating. Hard working hands to rest. God broke our heart to prove to us that he only takes the best. It's lonly here without you, we miss you more each day. Life dosen't seem the same since you went away. When days are sad and lonly, and everything goes wrong. We seem to hear you whisper, "Cheer up and carry on". Each time we see your picture you seem to smile and say, "Don't cry, im in Gods hands we'll meet again someday."

Grandma
So yeah...it turns out that my Grandma went in before her house burned down and found that that her cancer came back. Third time...and she won't take chemo or radiation. She kept it from everyone and just told a few people. I just found out today...I am tryin' to make plans to go visit...to make amends...and I am tryin' to be able to take my daughter with me. Morgan's mom hasn't been letting me get her of late...so please keep my family in your prayers...

Grandchildren
Grandchildren are wonderful. I remember when my daughter was born, my father used to spoil her and then when my son was born, oh God, who let up the flood gates. Trying to be a parent with grandparents coming behind them saying, it's okay. Like Bill Cosby said, that is not the man that I grew up with. If you ever get a chance watch Bill Cosby Himself. Anyway, so now I am a grandfather, and my grandson was the commander of the weekend. We went to the beach, on the ferry, to the zoo, etc. Now I am the grandparent, and like all other, I love my grandchild and tend to spoil him, but thats okay because my daughter is trying to figure out who this man is that looks like her father. I can't think of anything I would rather be doing than spending time with him and he is only 3. Just wait til he is growing more. Now I think I'll take a nap.

Grand Opening!! Saturday May 31st Attn: Fantasy Flyers & Duck Duck, Goose Players
GRAND OPENING! The Blue Cat Club!! YOU are cordially invited ......to our Grand Opening Dance! Bring your Baby, Invite all your friends! Meet some of Fubar's Finest. Prizes and Fun! Great Music & Comedy! Live DJ taking your requests! TONIGHT! Saturday Night - May 31st 10pm Eastern, 9pm Central, 8pm Mountain, and 7pm Pacific JUST CLICK ON THE SPINNING CAT AND BE TRANSPORTED TO OUR LOUNGE Open to All, Everyone Invited! Mention to LuAngel that you are a Fantasy Flyer or a Duck, Duck, Goose participant and receive a special gift!

Grandmother Spider Who Stole The Sun
When the world was young, there was blackness on one side. Nobody on that side of the world could see beyond the nose on his face. One day Mother Spider suffested that thier new world needed light. Possum said that he would go to the other side, where there was light, and steal some, because those people there were too selfish to share it with the world. Fox said he would go. His tail was think enough to hide some of the light and bring it home to everyone on this side of the world. Possum frowned at Fox. He wanted to be the one to go and get the sun, and so he tried. When he got to the other side, he found the sun high up on the tree. Possum climbed up and grabbed a piece of the sun, wheich he quickly hid in his tail. But he soon discovered that the light was very hot. It burned all the fur off his tail. From that time on, the possum's tail has been bare. He wen thom ewith his burned tail and without the light. Mother Spider said that she would go and get the light. She

Grandma And Computer
The computer's swallowed grandma Yes' honestly' its true. She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. Its devoured her completely The thought just makes me squirm. Maybe she's caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind. I've even used the Internet But nothing did I find. In desperation I asked Jeeves My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative Not a thing was found 'online'. So, if inside your 'In Box' My Grandma you should see. Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her In an e-mail back to me.

Grandpas Truck
On Monday I find out my dad intends to trade my grandpas truck to buy Megan her truck. Now for those of you who know, I drove grandpas truck for many years (blue 91 gmc) and then couple months ago the wiring in the steering column shorted out and he was unable to fix it himself. So when I find out his intentions on Monday from mom, I got really upset hence why my status was what it was. Can't get enough sleep, finally brought myself to actually eat today. When I tell mom yesterday why I was so upset I started cryin and she said well you have to tell your dad how you feel about this and I said he isn't going to change his mind on it, so what's the use in telling him just to start cryin over again? So tonight mom asked why I never came home with dad after Megan's ball game and I said have you forgotten how royally pissed off Iam with dad right now? She said ya I did. So she says if you don't tell him you don't have a right to be upset (now that's crap). So, I get the nerve to go into his

Grandfather Died Today
My grandfather passed away tonight at 11:45pm georgia time. he has been sick for quite sometime now. Mama has been in Kentucky for a week and a half with him in the hospital. she came home tonight after he was relesed then he couldnt breath and went back and when mama got home at 10:30 she got a phone call saying he had to be put on a machine to breath. they put the ventalator in and he died. so shes going back tomarrow in the morning, He didnt want her to leave and now she feels bad. She thinks its her fault. She feels like if she stayed he wouldnt have died or at least she could have been there when he did. Thanks for listening, He will be in a better place now hes in gods hands.

Grand Old Flag Cheese Spread
Grand Old Flag Cheese Spread Ingredients 1 pkg. (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened 1/4 cup shredded Cheddar Jack cheese, Mexican 2 tbsp. sliced pitted ripe olives 1/4 cup thick 'n chunky salsa Ritz® Crackers Directions Place cream cheese between 2 sheets of wax paper. Roll out to 6x4" rectangle with rolling pin. Remove top sheet of wax paper; coat top and sides of cream cheese with shredded cheese. Invert onto serving plate. Remove wax paper. Arrange 3 rows of olives in top left corner of cream cheese rectangle for "stars" of "Flag." Make 4 (1/4" deep) rows, using rounded end of 1/4-tsp. measuring spoon for the "Flag's stripes," leaving a 1/4" space between rows. Fill rows with salsa. Serve immediately or cover and refrigerate until ready to serve. Serve as a spread with crackers. Makes 12 servings, 2 tbsp. spread and 5 crackers each.

Grandma
She left us in a heartbeat I was so sad,I couldn't speak I thought about all the time we spent But to keep from crying I thought about where she went An angel came down that heaven sent And up to live with God my grandma went She is in a better place now Living a better life And she would want me to move on with my life But it is so hard I miss her so much I'll never forget How my life she touched

Grand Theft Auto
Don't push my redial button...you will be calling 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dialed 911 about an hour and 15 minutes ago...aprox. 2:15am. I was just headed into my bedroom, (the only window which faces the road and the front of our house), and was setting up a movie to watch, (thank God I stay up late), when I noticed 2 men walking suspiciously to one of the neighbor kid's vehicles parked out across the street on the road. Kinda seemed odd, but then they walked back towards where they came originally, (southbound-out of my sight due to our garage). Just seconds after I noticed them both returning to the neighbor's car even more suspiciously now....and then complete, no doubt about it...they were breaking into the car! The one male stood at the driver's side front quarter panel facing the road-facing my frickin house with me standing right in front of my window with my bedroom light on....clearly out for him to see.....the other male hunched ove

Grandpa Norris - I Love You
For a little over six years my grandpa Norris (dads side) has been battling lymphatic cancer - he's been through chemotherapy and other "revolutionary" drugs. Sometimes the drugs and chemo helped - putting him in remission but he's come out of remission plenty of times and just recently (last year) he was put on a oxygen tank. Yesterday he was admitted to the hospital because he couldn't breathe - a few hours later he was rushed into ICU with concerns of pneumonia (since his immune system is fucked up from all the treatments) The doctors have given him a 50/50 chance of surviving and if they find out that he has fibrosis instead of pneumonia they say it's only a matter of time - Agent Orange has been proven to be the cause of his cancer and he still suffers. I hate to burden strangers - but all i ask is if you do, could you put him in your prayers for me? Please, I'm not going to force religion and prayer down ANY f-users. But if you do please, include him in them thank you. UPDAT

Granny Gone Wild. . .
Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof Thu Aug 7, 7:54 PM ET MARATHON, Fla. - Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car. Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car. The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later. The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at "snail-speed" and holding the child's leg. Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun. She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother.

A Granddaughter Gave Me This
A Granddaughter gave me this wall hanging and i so love it . Just has to share it with you. Has a picture of an Angel and says GRANDMOTHERS ARE JUST ANTIQUE LITTLE GIRLS. Thought it was so cute. Hope You enjoy it

Granny Get Yer Gun (the Prequel)
So, as the legend holds, My Maternal Grandmother Had a Love affair with my Paternal Grandfather when she was 17 years old. The "affair" resulted in the birth of a daughter, April. This is up to much dispute at least to those in the outer circle of our family, because my aunt looks nothing like my grandmother's nor my grandfather's family, and she allegedly had sex with some man who claims to be April's father. In fact his entire family claims her. A paternity test has never been done. For the sake of simplicity however, we will assume that April, is indeed, my Paternal Grandfather's Daughter. i begin my story here because of the deep impact this glitch in the splinting of my family tree had on my future. After their "affair" my grandmother and grandfather moved on. Each married and had multiple kids. My Grandmother became a jehova's witness, Married Freddie Bowen, and had 8 children with him. My Grandfather had a lucrative career being a pimp and selling drugs with a woman named Ru

Grandpa
Dedicated to Francis Rainey (My Grandpa) Growing up, everyday I use to see u... Standing in the back of the store drinking brew... Tryin' to walk home from the store u were drunk... Fallin' down covered in blood all cut up... They had to carry u home... U yelled, "Leave Me Alone!!" But u needed some help and we wished that u would shut up... It's embarassing to see a man like this... Especially when it's your grandpa and us his grandkids... Then it finally got to u and u had a few strokes... Leaving u paralyzed and bed ridden with no hope... U tried rehab but by then it was too painful... From then on u always needed to be cared for... U lived like this for a long time... It was only a matter of time before u died... Then that day came, January 7th 2006... I got the call from my mom saying, "Grandpa was gone..." I was saddened by ur death... But also happy that u left... U no longer have to suffer here and now u rest... I know ur walking in heaven again because u

Granny's Lil Girl (pic Of My Granny And A Poem In Her Memory That I Read At Her Funeral Yesterday)
12/31/35 - 8/27/08 Granny i was thinking of you today and a smile tickled my face.Remembering all the things you taught me, like always to say grace.I remember sitting in your lap while you read the Bible out loud,To hear me sing a gospel song made you so proud.I thought of those Saturday mornings I watched them fix your hair,I remember crossing the street and hearing GIRL YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT THERE!!I remember the goodness you instilled in me t hough sometimes it doesn't show.You played a very special part in my life and I thought that you should know...My childhood is filled with memories of you that you couldn't buy with all the gold in the world,And even though i am all grown up at heart i will always be GRANNY'S LIL GIRL!!

Grandparents Train
Grandparent Train Since yesterday was grandparents day, I thought it would be a great idea to honor grandparents by doing a train. Whether you're a grandparent or just admire your grandparents for the role they played in your life, hop aboard my grandparent train. All you have to do to join us is...... 1.) Rate My Nana Folder (There is only 50 pics) *This is the link to the folder* 2.) RATE, FAN, and ADD all other Members. In the friend request put "I'm a Proud Grandpa", I'm a Proud Grandma", or "I love my Grandparents" If they are already a friend you can also put "I'm a Proud grandpa", I'm a Proud Grandma", or "I love my Grandparents" or make your own comment pic But please be sure to re-rate the profiles of those you are already friends with because remember that now you can re-rate everyone's profile once a week. 3.) When you are done rating my "Nana folder" and f/r/a ing all members on the train, please send me (sherrylynn59) a private message as comments or

Grandma....
She was born in 1918. The youngest of five, born to a conservative couple in Eaton, IN. She had five older brothers. Her father was a Secret Service agent until she was three years old. They then moved to Michigan for a time, only to return back to indiana when she was about 12. She married my grandfather at the age of 20. Nine months later my uncle was born, followed a year later by my aunt. In 1943, my mom was born. My grandpa, soon after, left grandma. They divorced in 1944. He offered no support to her, so she went to work at Goodyear. Here, she helped manufacture tires for military vehicles in support of WWII. She was an original "Riveting Rosie". She raised her three kids alone until she met a local merchant that owned his business. She would never want again. She became the first female business owner in Muncie, Indiana when her husband passed in 1971 of cancer. She successfully served this community until 1980, when she decided to retire. In the interim, she had rema

Grandma Sucks Off The Doctor
Hi Everybody This week I am releasing the first part of "House call" which stars the world famous Grandma Libby in hardcore b/g action! See Libby getting a check up by me (Doctor Wildfowler) after she had told me she was feeling unwell so I checked her pulse, breathing and examined her pussy with a speculum and found out that she was suffering form a lack of sex! So Libby asked me if I could prescribe a cock to fuck her with, which of course I could! Over 14 minutes of video and more that 70 photos of hardcore funny action To see the samples use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/tour%203.html Or to see the video clip use this link http://yurporn.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7ddedfef56acb3b09697 Enjoy James Wildfowler http://www.jameswildfowler.com

Grand Isle Won't Be Normal Till Christmas
Mayor: Grand Isle won't be normal until Christmas 06:40 PM CDT on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 Bill Capo / Eyewitness News Grand Isle Mayor David Camardelle hopes the island will be back to normal by Christmas. But this week he warns that residents who want to return home and stay should expect very primitive living conditions, as utility crews work to restore basic services. WWL-TV "You don't have lights, you don't have gas, but I'm gonna get you gas. Probably by Thursday I'm gonna have gas, hopefully finished by Friday,” he told residents. “I want them to stay off of LA-1 because you can see the utilities, you've got maybe 150 Entergy trucks." Despite the warnings and rainy midday skies, Grand Isle police led a convoy of residents back to the island, but inside the vehicles, smiles and waves were apparent from those returning home. “I hope everything's all right,” said Donny Willard. “I got a boat over there I'm trying to get to, since the first o

Grandma Shagging
Hi everybody This weekend I am releasing the conclusion of "House call" which stars the one and only Grandma Libby as the patient who is suffering form a lack of sex and myself as the doctor who gives her the medicine she needs The action continues with me finger fucking and eating out the 69 year old star and making her cum! I then fuck Libby all around the bedroom making her cum a number of times before I shoot my medicine over her tits and in her mouth Over 14 minutes of video action and another 50 unseen photos To see the samples use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/tour%204.html or to see the sample clip use this link http://www.bangbull.com:80/details/63597 Enjoy James Wildfowler http://www.jameswildfowler.com

Grandmother Grandmother... The Story Of Grand Ma Spider....
THE WEB OF LIFE by Taino Ti (I share the Spirit of the Earth with you) When the Universe was still so dark that not even shadows could be seen in the night, Grandmother Spider sat in her web in the Sky World, waiting and watching. No one knows how old Grandmother Spider is, or how long she sat waiting for the Universal Mind to awaken. But, every Creature Being who has ever lived knows her song and dance as the weaver of the Web of Life. From her web, Grandmother Spider observed the first thoughts as the Universal Mind awakened from the dream. Seven energy beings floated out from the shining light in the center of the Universal Mind and solidified into bright, shining stars who went out to take their places in the Sky World. Grandmother Spider took a very deep breath and softly began to sing her weaving song while she danced across the Sky. As she spun her thread, Grandmother Spider envisioned the Web of Life. Within moments, she had woven her web connecting the seven stars and c

Grandpa Said
My old grandpa said to me son, 'there comes a time in every mans life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'. I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world. I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world. I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot som eone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age i

Grand Wheel - This Experimental Walk Thu The Peace Movement In The U.s. Has Played 20 + Of The Top Film Festivals Across The Country
just wow, nice work on this... GRAND WHEEL from Sunchaser Pictures on Vimeo. After premiering at SXSW 2008, this experimental walk through the Peace Movement in the United States has played more than 20 of the top film festivals across the country. In addition to the USA screenings, the sometimes controversial short has recently found a global audience, with festival screenings in Russia, Germany, Spain, Italy, Greece and Denmark. GRAND WHEEL was also awarded the Special Jury Prize for Best Cinematography at the 2008 Canadian Film Festival in Toronto. If you like the film, please help us out by casting a vote at the IMDB! www.vimeo.com/1917372

_grandma's Boyfriend
A 5yr old boy went to visit his Grandma one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven Grandma replied,'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned it on and the TV reception was bad. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he went to open the door and there stood the minister. The minister said,'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted. Now, that's f

Grandfather Clock
I was on my knees in the living room, my hands secured to my ankles, my breasts being held up with a new push-up bra that was little more than a shelf, my ass barely covered by a piece of loose lace. I did not know what was up, just that I would do what my Master wished for me to do. I had arrived that day at the appointed time, 4 pm. Master had me prepare dinner and then had me stand at his side as he ate. He complimented me on my culinary skill and when he had finished, I was allowed to eat before cleaning up. Master had sent me into the bedroom to shower and cleanup. The bra and lace skirt were lying on the bed when I got out of the shower. There was also a bottle of Channel perfume that I applied to my breasts and shaved mons area. And there were the handcuffs. Master had positioned me in the middle of the living room and had secured my ankles to my wrists and told me he would be back soon. I heard the Grandfather clock strike nine and then three 15-minute chimes sounded b

Grandfather Clock Cont.
Becky held the largest and strongest clip that Master and I had in our Dungeon. She reached between her legs and spread the lips wide. She grasped the smaller clip already attached to her nub and pulled it quickly from it's place and immediately snapped the stronger one in place. She screamed and tears fell from her face. Her juices had soaked the Sybian by now and her tears added their wetness to the leather contraption. She bucked and rose and fell and swayed on the hard leather cock that was tormenting her. The Grandfather clock suddenly chimed and Becky heard it. She unclamped her clit and slammed herself down hard on the Sybian. She let loose and her cum began to run down the sides of the saddle onto the hard wooden floor. She screamed and gyrated and cussed and called out for her "Master". Mark turned the machine off before she had fulfilled her bliss but she continued to rub herself all over the leather. We watched as she fell sideways, her mutilated sex split wide open

Grandmother's Passing..
Monday 27th of Oct, my Grandmother passed away. It was rather quick. Was only told about it on the Sunday morning, 9 am off my Dad. There was time to go there to the hospital, and briefly see her. Thursday 30th of Oct; was the day of her funeral. Mostly a crying blurr, if I'm honest with myself. I'm sure some out there must go through the same deal. Of at those sad family events, of finding other family member's you've not seen in ages; who only talk to select members. I'm not sure what I was expecting. But to be at something, and feel as though to anyone but a select handful (mostly my step-mother, dad, and step-sisters and step-brother.); that it wouldn't have mattered had I gone. It's sad when something to wish someone goodbye, has them drift off into the same clique's you see them do at Christmas, and any other time you get together. As it was at the actual funeral, it was one of my Step-sister's whom came up to give me a hug. The few family members near me, to hear my

The Grand Canyon Of Life
To see this battle, to this war Learning life, potential death and the reasons we are here for To hear of wimps and complainers who want it all Do they feel agony?, do they feel pain? most cannot recall Its too hot, its too cold Complaining of fatigue and being just too old What is terminology, what is mind set? Be happy for what they have, actions they will in time regret Why are so many crying? They are soo far from dying Do they feel this pain, that is inside All the odds that have to be defied They hide in many places, they barely battle anything during the day So things are hard, so life is tough does it take enjoying life away? Lazy people and ones who just give up Need to take a seat, listen and just shut up Careers and goals, the time is ticking Decisions and wrong paths are slowly sticking Yet success is somewhere that can be found Take better of yourselves mentally and physically to stick around Muscles twitching and shaking in disarray Still dr

Grand Champion Pumpkin Bread
3 1/3 c Unbleached flour; sifted 4 ts Pumpkin pie spice 2 ts Baking soda 1 ts Baking powder 1 1/2 ts Salt 2 2/3 c Sugar 2/3 c Cooking oil 4 Eggs; lg 2 c Pumpkin; mashed, canned, 1cn 2/3 c Water 2/3 c Chopped dates Stir the flour, pumpkin pie spice, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together in a small bowl and set aside. Beat the sugar and oil together in a medium mixing bowl, using an electric mixer set on high, until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time beating well after each addition, and then beat in the pumpkin. Add the dry ingredients alternately with the water to the sugar mixture, beating well after each addition, using a mixer set on low speed. Stir in the dates and pour the batter into 2 greased 9 X 5 X 3-inch loaf pans. Bake in a preheated 324 degree F. oven for 55 minutes or until a cake tester or wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool in the pans on wire racks for 10 minutes, then remove from the pans and continue cooling on th

Grand Opening!!!
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Grand Entry
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Grand Master
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Grandpa
Today is my Grandpas birthday. We passed away just after my 21st birthday. I miss him daily. Not a day goes by when I think of him and what he would have thought of me or what he thinks of me. I believe that he visits me and walks with me at times. We never really lose the ones we love we just can't see them anymore (well since I see ghosts thats not entirely true). I have felt my Grandpa many times. My Grandpa had a scent that was his own. He smelled of cigarettes, woodshop, and red wine (out of the box of course). It was the most distinct scent, it was Grandpas and his alone. I have never smelled that scent except when around Grandpa or at his house. One day in class at CWU I was sitting there and all of a sudden I could smell Grandpa. I looked around me and I was the only one in class. I knew then that Grandpa was sending me love and letting me know that he still checks up on me. The other day when walking on campus I was walking by a construction site for Wilson. I was thin

Grandma
Today I went with my mom to see my grandma. It was really hard to see her that way. She could hardly talk and she was having a hard time breathing. She cried when we walked in. She tried so hard to talk but you could just tell it hurt her to do so. I am really glad that I got to spend some time with her because there is no way to know how long we will have left. I wish she lived closer to me because it is so hard to get to see her she lives 4 hours away. I told her that it was okay to let go. It is getting harder and harder to see her so sick. Then, she fell out of bed the other day....she is bandaged up and bruised on her arm. My cousin, that lives 5 minutes away hasn't even gone to check on her even though she has POA and was notified of the fall.....yet another reason why I am not going to the grandma christmas at her house......there is no way grandma is going to be able to come home for the day and if I were to make that trip I would rather just go sit at the nursing home not go t

Grandmother's Cap
Over the river, and through the wood— Now Grandmother's cap I spy! Hurrah for the fun! Is the pudding done? Hurrah for the pumpkin pie! A children's book, Over the River—A Turkey's Tale, recasts the poem as a humorous tale of a family of turkeys on their way to a vegetarian Thanksgiving; the book was written by Derek Anderson, and published by Simon & Schuster in 2005. (ISBN 978-0-689-87635-6) ... The point, oh yes - the point. I have alot of hats. I started out my illustrious internet film making career with a movie about HATS. I am a grandma. I have burned many bridges after crossing rivers, and told a tale or two of what lies under the bridges that remained uncharred. The wood - now that is a place of many contradictions. It shelters, it conceals, it confuses. The path through it is winding, children get lost in the wood, and yet they also make tree forts. Sometimes you cannot see the forest for the trees. Turkeys live in the forest, but come out to dine on the bu

Grand Daddy Cable
So when I was in the Army and first stationed in Germany, the place where I was assigned required a security clearance, and mine was not finished yet. So they have "special" jobs for people without a clearance, like cutting grass, repainting yellow stripes in the parking lot, or climbing trees to get peoples' boots out of them. The building where we worked had been originally built in the 40's and it had been added on to in the 70's and the new section of building had required more electricity, so the power company had run a new main feed. Meanwhile, miles of old power lines were still in the floor ducts bungled up with all the currently used power cables. Someone got the great idea that we should send a crew down to remove all the cables and wires that were currently NOT being used. So they assigned one engineer, and gave him 3 of us low ranking nobodies without clearances to do the grunt work. Now, back then, I was pretty skinny, so in most cases, I was the one to actually clim

Grandpa And The Irs
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with

Grand Opening @ Klub Sec-si
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Grannie Panties And Her Wild Adventures
Ok.. so here it goes.. witchie needs a new comp and is willing to do ANYTHING for a new one.. So i say we auction her off to get the money for a new comp.. now she understands she might have to do some sexual favors or what not.. and that is ok.. unless it is naked rocker or someone of the like.. lets whore out witchie for her new comp LMAO

Grannies Peanut Butter Cookies
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Grands! Monkey Bread
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Granny!!
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigators. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I

Grandma
I'll be busy the next few days We lost my Grandma on Tuesday January 27, 2009,I saw her on Sunday she was at the store we were selling girl scout cookies i had hugged and kissed her that day she was well and smiling as usual. She had just moved into a rockin retirement center. She turned 89 in December and was getting somewhat depressed hanging around her house by herself so much. So for her bday she got a new cat and also agreed to moved to be able to socialize more. She loved the new place it truly looked like a resort. Remind me to get insurance for assisted living. Anyway she died happy peacefully in her chair, remote control for the tv in her hand think she fell asleep watching tv. We Love her and miss her. Of course with her passing thoughts of what I should have done come to mind just like with everyone, but Im working hard now getting her house clean ready for all the guests to come and helping my mom prepare everything. Love you Grandma

Grandparents
> 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under > the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd > done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and > started to leave, the little one said, 'But Gramma, you > forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!' I will probably never > put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper > good-bye... > > 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy > Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, '62.' > > My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, > 'Did you start at 1?' > > 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother > changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to > wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and > more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she > threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, > > putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the > > roo

A Grandfather Writes Of His Love For His Son And Grandson.
Thank You Son © BlueWolf51 © Thank you Son for the gift you gave to me A happier grandfather there never will be This beautiful little boy, so tiny, so small Brought joy to my life, smiles to us all. I see you in his face and his eye's so blue This little boy is a carbon copy of you And just like you, he will grow O so fast These precious moments you know wont last Cherish every second, every minute, every day You'll be astounded by how fast time fly’s away I know a wonderful Father you will surely be As wonderful as the Son you have been to me There are no words on earth or up above That for you and Kymyn can express my Love Love Dad / BlueWolf51 Dedicated to my Son PJ and grandson Kymyn

Gran Torino
When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I admit I laughed a little. Old man Clint Eastwood looking like he's trying to be "Dirty Harry" again... All "raspy-voiced" and "making gun gestures with his hand", I was like "okay Mr Eastwood, retire already...". And then, I started to hear from some of my favorite movie friends I should watch the film. From the way they described it, I still wasn't interested in seeing a movie about an over-the-hill Clint Eastwood making racist remarks and acting "grumpy". Yet, everytime I talked to anyone who saw it, they told me I NEED to see it, for this reason or that... So, I was bored this morning and my dude had lent me a copy of the movie... ...and I'm glad he did. The movie was NOT what I expected, I found myself at one point hoping it never ended. For some reason, I was caught up in the characters' lives, whether it was good writing or good acting, I don't know... ...but I was HOOKED. Now I'M one of "those" peopl

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Grand Opening
Hi all! I'm back and kickin' with a new home and my own business. I have taken on a business partner (Troy Moore) and our online store should be up and running by next weekend. We will also have gift cards available. As a grand opening promotion, we will be giving away $10 gift cards. If anyone is interested, please message me with your primary email address and I will email you a FREE gift card worth ten dollars off your first purchace at our online store, nightwolfgifts.com. There is no obligation to buy anything, but there will be an expiration date on the cards. I'll let everyone know when the site is up and running so you can check it out. Blessings, Corwin

Grandpa George
A grain of salt threw the hourglass, she walks threw the graveyard and who does she pass? Him, his name is George she loves him so.. You see he is her grandfather, the only one she knows. He cared for her and now he has gone away. In her heart he will live forever and her mind as well. What will become of her? Only time will tell... Dwell on the life she could have had and the one she does. She thinks about him and misses him so much. She wonders how she will go on with her life, thinking of him everyday. He is her grandfather he did everything for her, even things out of his way. Now all thats left is what's in her heart and the ghost of him that won't go away. He will always be here in spirit. As she lays down and closes her eyes... She sees him. One last time.. Ravyn Snow

Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost th

Grandma's Letter
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ' For the love of God! ' ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO! ' What an exu

Granny Panties?
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Grand Opening
Glitter Graphics Okay, so I created a Gay lounge today. No frills atm but I will add content as time allows. But, I will need YOUR help in getting it going!! Any and all suggestions will be taken under consideration. Hell, I may even ask you o be part of the staff! Please help me get The Den off the ground and make it the first and benchmark fo Gay/Lesbian/Bi lounges in the FuBar community! Glitter Graphics

Grand Prize Winner
GRAND PRIZE WINNER! TONYA from MySpace is our Grand Prize Winner. She won $50 worth of merchandise from our store. CONGRATULATIONS TONYA!! We are still waiting for the other winners to contact us. Thanks you to all who participated. Love, Missy

Gran Torino
clint eastwood is still alive fuckers! he plays a racist in this and damn its believable. its almost like he means what he says. lol.... i think its funny tho, i lol @ racisim cause i think its funny. back to the flcik! he befriends an asian kid whjo tries to steal his car. it was better then i thought it would be, not a bad flick at all. WARNING: clint eastwood sings during the closing credits, i advise you to leave before this happens, because it will fuck you up, this man should not sing, EVER! ( o )( o )( o ) 3 bewbs

6 Grand Prizes & Many Many More ~ Rateathons! Begins 4/17 When Autos Are On!
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Granulated...
I can see you slipping awayHold my breath asI count down the daysAs your face fadesSlowly with timeI sit to think whenYou were mineNow I sit alone inThis placeAnd I stare blanklyinto spaceSee the time slipThrough my handsFeels like the beachPlaying in the sandWith every grain Falling to the groundI know it's only lonlinessI have foundWish I could turn the Hands of time andGo back to the days When I was fineBut now you're goneThere's no more lookingBackIt was love and Compassion youhad lackedSo I'll wish you luck And happiness my loveFor I know I wasNot your one.

Gran Torino!!!
Gran Torino!!! Current mood: peaceful Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities So far the best movie ever for 2009! Gran torino kicked ass and was so fucking funny i almost pissed myself ! clint did great job directing it, and good job playing old bitter moody old fart! Heres some of the Quotes he said: Thug: What you lookin' at old man? Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me. Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here." Walt Kowalski: Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers. Walt Kowalski: [sneering and aiming his gun] Get off my lawn! Thao Vang Lor: Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut, If you ain't too busy, you old Italian s.o.b. prick barber! Thao Vang Lor: Boy, does my *** hurt from all of the guys at my construction job! Walt Kowals

Grand Opening Of The Cullen Pack Lounge Check Us Out
We would be happy to have you all as our guests for the Grand opening of the Cullen Pack!! (repost of original by 'Jacob Black `A TWILIGHT ROLEPLAYING PROFILE`' on '2009-05-12 15:09:00')

Grandma
Well, Its 3:21am and i cant sleep well. My grandmother has cirvical cancer and its a matter of time before she leaves. I wish there was something i could say or do th make it go away and have her live til shes over 100. She is my biggest fan, one of the people who never gave up on me. Its hard to think about saying goodbye to someone who means so much to me. Who has always been there for those who needed her. After she leaves this world, all ill really have is my closest friends and my sister of whom im close to. My othr siblings and I went really all raised together.....so i dont see too much of them. Enough of my bitching, Goodnight all. Shawn

Grandma
Well dad has been keeping me up to date about my grandma who is not doing well. I was goin to go down on Saturday and see her. But they are giving her 24 to 72 hours to live. I don't know if I should just take Saturday off of work and go down if she is still around or if I should just go down after work and then maybe drive home late and or stay the night in Iowa. I do need the money if I have to take off more time is she passes sooner, but I don't really want to think about it like that. This is my last grandparent around so I don't to see her in her worst but I want to see her, I love her. I just don't know what to do.

Grandma
GRANDMA... Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The p

Grand Children
Sometimes I really do wonder, Why they are called grand??Then I know A Loving Grandmother, Can always fully understand. You get that inportant phone call. You have waited for so long Excitement really kicks in , As you arrive and rush down the hall . You see taht precious baby, Gender really doesn't matter at all It brings back many memories, Of when your children were so small . You congratulate the parents, As you see mother and baby are o.k., You know without a doubt, this was done in own God's Way. Many sacrifices made along the way, Are very much worthwhile, When you see that sweet little face, And that bright cheery smile. Time rocks on as thy grow and grow, Then comes their future, rushing too and from, They will always be our babies, If anyone should ask , They are all very Special . From the first one to the last!!!!!!! done by christine (white queen )

Gran Torino
just got done watching gran torino for the 3rd time, and i`m not a big movie type of person i`m older than almost all on here except maybe trannygranny and a handful of others someone i really like a lot and value their opinion and friendship told me that she thought of me when she was watching the movie klover (h) i grew up i a neighborhood that was entirely irish catholic and is now like the one in the movie, mixed races and old and deteriorating housing stock. i also was raised with similar prejudices ,my fathers father not only looked like archie bunker but sounded like him too. although i have for the most part overcome that just by exposure to the world i come from the time when mlk was doing his marches across the south,the sds and the weathermen were blowing up colleges,women did not have equality and if you were queer you kept it a secret people my age are the bridge between the 50`s and the present no idea where this going, just got to thinking after watching the movie

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Grandpa
This one hits home because it is about my grandpa and there is a really depressing story about mine and hsi last words. He died because of cancer A lot of us are sad We need to remember the good But all we see is bad Why do we see this way A dark and shadowed light We should not see this way But darkness has blinded our sight Forever he shall live But only in my heart And I show my grief, that ever lasting pain Through my poems, my best kind of art It's amazing how I feel I still miss him so I wish I could tell him But he will never know My grandpa was my hero My grandpa was always there When I was troubled He was always there to care Grandpa I miss you I miss you more and more Thinking about it does nothing But makes my soul and heart sore Grandpa I need you Grandpa I need your help Grandpa I am sitting here All they here is a cry and yelp My friends ask what's wrong The pain deep inside I tell my friends nothing But my emotions collide This is to my Grandpa. I miss

Grandma Williams
In honor of my Grandmother whos birthday is coming up this month. I still miss you. I want to remember the times we shared times that dance on the fringe of memories conversations we share with no one else laughter between two in private jokes I want to feel your hand on my face the soft caring touch that you once gave me fingers caressing my head tracing my scattered thoughts below I want to look into your eyes again blue as ocean water sparkling underneath the noon day sun love swam in such a tide proud of the man you saw before you I want to smell the kitchen you use to dominate morning, noon, and night always quick to accommodate a guest never too much trouble I want to taste the air that your perfume would linger embracing me with all the comforts of home comforting me in the darkest of days always you and unique I want to hear you say my name again watching words form on your lips your voice embraces me I am never alone

Grandma & Grandpa
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ONTV.......THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ONTHETV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED...GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ONHERARTHRITIC HIP..GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHERONHIS CROTCH...GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLDCOOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THEDEAD.

Grandma Humor
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exube

Grandpa's Drink
Grandpa's Drink There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.'What happened, Grandpa?' he is asked by his concerned children. 'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'

Grant Me The Serenity To Accept The Things I Cannot Change
Tonight I will hold her close...listen to her breathe while she sleeps...stroke her hair and know that tomorrow I will see her off at the airport. I am not staying on here as I have somewhere I'd rather be. With her, where I have been tonight. It will truly break my heart to let her go. I cannot change this. I cannot. sometimes the right thing is the hardest thing...and it sucks really bad!

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Grandmothers & Grandfathers
can you relate to this GRANDMOTHERS and GRANDFATHERS Have you ever given any thought to the difference between a Grandmother and a Grandfather? Well, here it is, as best explained by a young Granddaughter. An older gentleman, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort to be with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out for a ride in the car which provided them with some important bonding time. This was a time he set aside for just him and his Granddaughter. One Sunday morning however, he was suffering from a terrible head cold and was confined to his bed. He just couldn't make the ride on this day. The girls Grandmother, knowing how her Granddaughter looked forward to the weekly trip, came to the rescue. She said she would happily take their Granddaughter out for a ride on this Sunday.

Grandma Gives Birth 13 Year After Being Sterilised
A British grandmother, who was sterilised twice 13-years-ago, has given birth to a 'miracle' baby boy. Grandma, 43, had the operation to stop her falling pregnant again after having her first three children. But three-months-ago she felt strange movements in her stomach and a test revealed she was six months pregnant. Now she is mother to health baby boy born last week, who is younger than her grandchildren. Grandma said : "At the end of July, I started feeling tired and then felt movements in my stomach. "I thought I could feel something - I thought it was wind at first but I was tired as well so I thought I better do a test. When she did a pregnancy test, she could not believe that she was six months pregnant. "I didn't really believe it until he came out," she said. She took fertility drug Clomid to speed up ovulation when she was 19 which helped her get pregnant with daughter, who is now 24 and a mother. Two years later, she conceived her first son Glen, who is now 19, and again w

Granny's Wisdom
Once upon a time there was a little sparrow. This sparrow was so stubborn when fall started turning to winter he did not want to leave his home. As the days grew shorter and colder he decided it would be better if he flew south for the winter. So his journey began. He flew as fast and as hard as he could but it was so cold his wings became frozen and he fell to the ground. The sparrow landed out in the middle of a snowy pasture shivering and cold. Well as luck would have it along came a bull and shit right on top of the little bird. He laid there in the stinking mess and then realised he was getting warmer. Then he tried to wiggle and get loose from the pile of shit he found himself in but with no luck he seemed to be getting in the pile deeper and deeper. A barn cat in the distance seen the movements and silently stalked closer to investigate.The cat picked up the little sparrow by one stinking wing and began to shake the shit off him. The sparrow was so delighted to be out

Grandaughter In Hospital
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW MY GRANDAUGHTER WAS BORN ON APRIL 8TH 3 MONTHS PREMATURE. SHE WIRGHED 1 LB 1 OZ AND WAS 11.5 INCHES LONG. SHE HAS BEEN A FIGHTER SHE IS UPTO 9 LBS AND HAS BEEN IMPROVING EVER SINCE. SAT. NITE HER HEART RATE STARTED DROPPING. THE DOCTORS ARE SAYING THAT ITS BECAUSE OF HER HAVING TO BE ON A VENTALATUER SO LONG THAT IT HAS WEAKENED HER HEART. THEY HAVE SADATED HER AND SAID ITS NOW IN GODS HANDS. I THANK ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE SENT YOUR WELL WISHS AND FOR ALL WHO HAVE SAID A PRAYER FOR HER. I WILL TRY TO KEEP EVERYONE UPDATE AS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING. AGAIN THANK-YOU ALL GARY

#7 Grand!
12-14-09 9:40 am 8 pounds 21 inches! This morning (last night, really) I couldn't sleep. I stayed up going to the bathroom for no reason, reading a book that was okay (but, not all that) until after 5:15 this morning. I was falling asleep and waking almost immediately to read another couple of paragraphs. At 5:45 am this morning my daughter (#2 of 3) called me to ask if I could take her to the birthing center in Brooklyn( we live in Queens) since her hubby had to work. I hesitated in the hope that she would tell him that he HAD to do this. It didn't work. She called me again at 6:30 and said, " Dad, I need you to do this!" So, I did. We loaded up a whole bunch of snacks (none of which I liked! She is on an organic kick!), a change of clothes, her laptop, etc. 4 bags of stuff and a Daughter that was counting seconds! The highway was busy (this WAS Rush Hour!) and I had to get directions for the first time to a place I hadn't been near in at least 26 years! We got there nearing 8:0

Granddaughter Update
they have strarted the granddaughter on a med that they normally do not give to infants. there has been no change since they started the med on thurs. but they say it hasn't gotten worse either. the drs and going to contiun then med thru momday then do another EKG if there is no improvement theysay there is nothing else to try. what has happened is her lungs were no fully develope. so they are unable to provide enough oxgyen so the heart is working extra heard trying to get what oxygen there is to the body and its just being over worked

Grand Opening From 12-22 12-24-09
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Grandaughter Obituarie
Ashlyn Rynae Holmes N. CHARLESTON - Friends and family of Ashlyn Rynae Holmes, "Baby Camp", are invited to attend her funeral service today, Monday, December 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm. Burial will be private. Ashlyn's family will be receiving guests at the funeral home from 4:00 pm until the time of service at 5:00 pm. Ashlyn Rynae Holmes N. CHARLESTON - Miss Ashlyn Rynae Holmes, affectionately known as 'Baby Camp', daughter of Darrell and Christina Camp Holmes, passed away Saturday morning, December 19, 2009, at the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit at MUSC. Friends and family of Ashlyn Rynae Holmes are invited to attend her funeral service on Monday evening, December 21, 2009, at 5:00 p.m. Burial will be private. Ashlyn's family will be receiving guests at the funeral home, from 4:00 p.m. until the time of service at 5:00 p.m. Ashlyn Rynae Holmes, known as 'Baby Camp' was born on April 8, 2009, at MUSC in Charleston to Darrell and Christina Holmes. She touched the hearts of many staff members

Grandma Fucks Grandpa Up
Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, everyone was passed out drunk even the mouse. When all of a sudden I heard a big clatter I ran inside to see what was the matter. Granma and grandpa seemed in a bother, grandma told grandpa the mailman was his son’s father. Grandpa called grandma a filthy lil whore she grabbed that old man and slammed him to the floor. I could tell grandpa was in fear for his life, when grandma reached in a drawer and grabbed a really big knife. Grandpa got to his feet and tried to flee but grandma tripped him, he took out the tree. The family was watching in awe grandpa jumped up and punched grandma right in the jaw. Grandma stumbled back and took a deep breath, we all knew this meant grandpas untimely death. Grandpa looked at grandma with fear for his life; for he knew he could never beat up his wife. The next thing that happened, I thought I would die; grandpa fell to his knees he started to cry. Through his crying and tears grandpa told grandm

Granny
Arlene Beckham Joura what can I say? The passing of you was a very sad day. You are gone & not in pain. Still the tears flow like rain. Forget you never, always love. Now our protector from above. Your touch, your smell, your gentle kiss. Your singing will be greatly missed. No more yoddles or burnt popcorn. Everything about you we will mourn. A mother, a grandmother, a mor-mor you are. Now to that list our shiny bright star. Love and miss you!! RIP... 2.2.10 muah!!!

Grandma's Attic ! (repost)
Welcome to Granma's Attic. Here is where you get to rummage around and see what you can find. This area is meant to reflect variety and some old fashion remedies that are still just as valuable today as ever. Why put chemicals and derivatives into your body to alleviate common ailments when there are numerous natural and time-honored methods and ingredients that can do the job as well, and we dare say better, because they leave no toxic residues . This page is dedicated to Helene Hugron for her inspiration. Skin Rejuvenator : Two tablespoons of sesame oil, one tablespoon olive oil, two tablespoons avocado oil, two tablespoons almond oil, 2000 IU vitamin E (D-Alpha Tocopherol), 100Thousand USP units vitamin A, a drop or two of your favorite perfume.(optional) Pour the oils into a small jar or empty bottle. Take 10 gelcaps of vitamin E (200 IU ea) and 4 caps vitamin A (25,000 units ea). Puncture the capsules with a needle, and squeeze out the contents into your

Grandma's Story
Desarae Barnes My Grandma has been sick with lung cancer for three and a half years now. She made the decision last summer that she no longer wanted chemo treatments. I guess for most people this would be hard to hear from a loved one but I understand. With the chemo she didn’t get out of her recliner and that’s not much of a life. So I visit her as much as I can and even though she stays in her chair she is still the strongest woman I know. She only has a little while longer with us but she’s ready when the time comes. When I visit, we talk about my schooling is going but mostly we talk about our memories. I don’t remember much about my childhood but what I do remember most of the time involves my grandmother. My strongest memory is of every Sunday. First grandma started cooking dinner before the morning church service. It was most of the time the same thing Roast Beef slightly seasoned and cooked for hours in the crock pot. The sides

Grandpa Gets An Audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' The auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 'Wan

Grandma Hilda
its been so many years now .. way back in 90 something since i last held you hand or looked into your eyes , your sweet crystal blue eyes .. i didn't get the chace to spend much time with , but the time i had with you was precious .. more precious then anything , i was only about thirteen when i last saw you alive .. and ididn't undrstand what was happeing to you .. but i loved you anyway .. you used to tell the same stories over and over , they were funny atfirst and rich and full of character just like movie , but then after you finshed telling thme once you would all over again ... and again , the stories would somehow seem dull .. yet they werent becuase you said them .. but i kow it wasn't your fault .now .. i was only a young child when you left me .. I've always missed you Gandma i always wanted more time you .. but such is life and lifes journey . sometimes knows no amount limit of sorrow but yet it goes on .. I used to draw you , from pictures and try to capture your like

A Grandma's 'advice'
young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys." "He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted, "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..." Granny fainted! ...

Grandpa
The day that you left us You didn’t say good-bye. God was calling his angel home, There was no time to ask why. How we cried when you left The pain was felt by all. Memories now is all we have And your pictures on the wall. Though I cannot see you, I know that your still here. In my memories you will always live, In my heart you’re always near. Tears have fallen for you, Some happy and some sad. A man that I grew up to love, A man I called my Grand-Dad. We miss you very dearly, You’re missed very much. You will never be forgotten, You’re in a child’s touch.

Grangerize
grangerize\ GRYEN-juh-rahyz \verb; 1. To add to the visual content of a book by inserting images not included in the original volume, often by mutilating other books. 2. To mutilate books in order to get illustrative material for such a purpose.

Grand Father
Now evertime i look up i know ill see your face and ill remember your laughter and your state of grace Ill think of all those stories you so often told and the way you felt so stiff, so cold remind me of those thoughts you never forgot to share and the way you let me know that you truely cared ill act the way you raised me and always keep in mind the person ... that i should be at this point....... at any point and any time

Grandma's Attic ! (repost)
Welcome to Granma's Attic. Here is where you get to rummage around and see what you can find. This area is meant to reflect variety and some old fashion remedies that are still just as valuable today as ever. Why put chemicals and derivatives into your body to alleviate common ailments when there are numerous natural and time-honored methods and ingredients that can do the job as well, and we dare say better, because they leave no toxic residues This page is dedicated to Helene Hugron for her inspiration. Skin Rejuvenator : Two tablespoons of sesame oil, one tablespoon olive oil, two tablespoons avocado oil, two tablespoons almond oil, 2000 IU vitamin E (D-Alpha Tocopherol), 100Thousand USP units vitamin A, a drop or two of your favorite perfume.(optional) Pour the oils into a small jar or empty bottle. Take 10 gelcaps of vitamin E (200 IU ea) and 4 caps vitamin A (25,000 units ea). Puncture the capsules with a needle, and squeeze out the contents into your contain

Grandfather.....
such a perfect way to live life.....taking only what you need and nothing more.... to walk the earth so gently as to not leave tracks...... to respect all life and to know that it is sacred.... her Grandfather lived that way....she remembers going hunting with Him.....curled up around the campfire Big emerald eyes closed listening to his deep velvety voice telling her stories as she drifted off into sleep.... she always felt so safe with Him...so important.... He took the time to teach her things and always listened to what she had to say..... smiling softly.....holding His image close in her heart.....remembering when He taught her to hunt with the bow.....His deep reverence and respect for the life He took ....... hunting was both joyful and sad....joyful that they would eat well and sad for the taking of a life....He would thank the animal for the gift it was giving.....and make sure nothing went to waste.....the hide would make shoes or clothes, blankets to s

Grandpa And The Blow Up Doll
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many dif

Grandma Maggie
Well yesterday was a tough day, but i guess cleaning and rearranging my house. it helped keeping my mind on other things, other then greieving over my grandma. She died Valentines night, I didn't find out till the monday after that. I cried all week, well yesterday they laid her to rest. its hard to deal with and i know its going to be hard but im hoping that my support group doesn't fall apart on me. it slowly is but im hoping it does.

Grandpa
Grandpa by Poet Robert J. Neal on Friday, May 4, 2012 at 11:39am · Hi Grandpa... It's good to see You again... These visits...truly touch my soul... And leave me knowing... That You're coming to show me... How very happy You are for me As You know... I am with the man... Whom I've wanted to spend my life with... Since times untold And to swear Our Vows... Before God and You... Is the greatest accomplishment of my life I am happy Grandpa... And I am becoming Complete... In God and him... More and more with every breath I take And to know that You're seeing me happy... Only increases my joy... In God...in You... And in all the blessings... That God has brought into my life I Love You Grandpa... And I miss You... And it touches my entirety... To know...that You're seeing Your little girl... Experiencing Love and Happiness... On a scale...that she's never before encountered... And experiencing it...with the man of her dreams Thank You for blessing Us...

Grand Glitter With Flowers For Your Gurgaon Connections
It’s a gratitude that you are to showcase to your loved terms in Gurgaon, and do it in a colorful way. It’s a floral fancy that your celebrations will bank on, and with the GurgaonFlowerShop.com collection in place, you are just a click away from getting them, alongside other gifts. Join www.gurgaonflowershop.com now.

Grand Reopening
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Grandma's Vodka Cake Recipe
Wish I could take credit for this but I borrowed it from a FB friend. I just had to share it. Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the

Granted A Franchise To Become
SEATTLE -- Felix Hernandez dominated the Texas Rangers again on Saturday night. Roddy White Youth Jersey . Hernandez allowed three singles and struck out 12 in Seattles 7-0 win Saturday. "Those guys are dangerous," Hernandez said. "Just tried to throw on the corners." Hernandez leads the majors in strikeouts with 140. In two starts against the Rangers this season, hes allowed one run in 17 innings, struck out 19 and given up nine hits. Rangers starter Yu Darvish (10-6) struggled against the Mariners. Darvishs lack of control and a couple of grounders put the Mariners up 4-0 in the first inning. Darvish came into Saturday averaging 9.3 walks per nine innings in his two outings this year against the Mariners. Darvish walked Dustin Ackley to start Saturdays game, then hit Casper Wells with a 3-2 pitch after Ichiro Suzuki singled. A four-pitch walk to John Jaso followed, scoring Ackley. Michael Saunders hard grounder went off Michael Youngs glove at first for an error. After Justin Smoak p

~grandma~
~Grandma~Thank you for the gift of love,now you're sharing it up above.You had many things to say.All in a caring way.You always saw good in everyone,No matter what they've done.You were always the one we could all lean on.Even though it must have felt like a ton. You were always the strength of the family.Now we must let you rest calmly.As we say goodbye,as tears roll down our eyes.I know your place in heaven has a good view.Because you're telling God,I need to keep an eye on a few.I know you will always be in our hearts and mind.So Grandma,I must go, but I'll never forget you're one of a kind.

Grandma
Grandma Goes to CourtDefense Attorney: What is your age?Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I have

Grandma
My grandmother passed away early this morning. I don't want to hear that anyone is sorry for my loss. It is a very significant loss in my world, but my grandmother was able to last 82 years on this earth. Just know I am sad and not up to talking.

'grand Theft Auto V' Rolling Out Sept. 17
Instead of a lone protagonist, GTA V introduces a trio. CREDIT: Rockstar Games View full size image Get ready to run wild in the streets of Los Santos all over again. Rockstar Games, the publisher behind such hit games as "Red Dead Redemption" and "L.A. Noire," will once again be returning to the streets of the fictional criminal city with the long-awaited "Grand Theft Auto V" for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. The company officially unveiled a street date for the sequel today (Jan. 31), and it's set to hit stores Sept. 17— a bit outside Rockstar's usual May releases (like last year's "Max Payne 3"), but likely to be worth the wait. Rather than focusing on a single protagonist from previous games (like Niko from "Grand Theft Auto IV" or C.J from "San Andreas"), "GTA V" features a trio of new criminal faces. There's Michael, a former bank robber in his early 40s who finds himself returning to work when his dysfunctional family squander

The Grandpolisher Achievement With The 10k Bling Polishing And Widow Maker At Level 54
There are many things you need to consider when planning the GRAND POLISHER, 10k Bling and Widow Maker all at the same time. They will take approximately 23 hours and 3 minutes plus. U will need dirty LE bling so no bling polishing bonuses for at least 24 hours is preferred. If there has been a bling polsihing bonus in the last 24 hours b4 starting, it may be impossible to do all 3 achievements at the same time. I am finding it hard to give up my secrets at the moment but I will do it for posterity. I advise to only polish LE blings as long as there have been no bling polishing bonuses for at least 24 hours. Use the Pony Owner Search Page as your LE bling pages. Most of the pony owners also have lots of LE bling. Of course you can also use family and friends LE bling pages Keep at least 2 dirty LE bling pages open on the left of your open windows for emergencies and for the GRAND POLISHER ACHIEVEMENT. To save time you can bookmark all the pony owner bling pages b4 ti

Grand Canyon National Park Bus Tours Are Economical And Enjoyable
You've probably heard about the fun bus tours that take you from Phoenix or Vegas to the Grand Canyon. It is a very scenic way to take in the canyon and surrounding region. However, the bus combo tours are an even better experience. It's because they show you the Grand Canyon in ways that not many other tours can. Grand Canyon Bus Tours From Las VegasWhen you leave from Vegas, you get to choose between a tour of the South Rim or a tour of the West Rim. The South Rim is a 5-hour drive from Sin City; the West Rim is much closer and only a 2-hour ride. Bus tours pull out from Vegas 365 days a year, including all holidays. Each one is all-inclusive, meaning the price includes a professional driver/guide, free Strip hotel pickup and drop-off, lunch and all National Park entrance fees and taxes. Most Vegas travelers end up choosing the West Rim because of the much shorter drive time. Some points to consider are below.1. If you want adventure and thrills, go to the West Rim.2. If you want to

Grand Canyon Helicopters Are Flying During The July 4th Holiday
America's favorite holiday, the Fourth of July, is almost here. It is a fantastic time to take a vacation to the Grand Canyon National Park, but you better book your tour as soon as possible. Independence Day is one of the most popular times for family vacations and the popular Grand Canyon helicopter tours usually sell out fast. You have your choice of departure sites for the helicopter tours, you can leave from Vegas, or you can fly out of Grand Canyon National Park Airport in Tusayan, Arizona. The flights from Tusayan go to the South Rim and the flights from Vegas go to the West Rim. Touring The South Rim Of The Grand CanyonYou can choose from a 50 minute or 30 minute helicopter tour of the South Rim, they fly you to the North Rim and back passing over dramatic landmarks such as the Dragoon Corridor. The 50 minute flight covers the same ground as the 30 minute flight but just adds more time in the air so you see more. It's become my personal favorite at this Rim. You'll see the Sout

Grandmother's Favorite Peach Cobbler
GRANDMOTHER'S FAVORITE PEACH COBBLER 1 stick butter1 1/2 cups sugar1 cup flour1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder3/4 cup milk1 can (30 ounces) sliced peaches in syrup1 teaspoon cinnamon1/3 teaspoon nutmeg Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Melt butter in 9 x 13 casserole dish. Separate half cup sugar, all of cinnamon & nutmeg. Separate peaches from syrup.Mix 1 cup sugar and the other dry ingredients together in a bowl.Stir in milk & syrup from peaches. Put peaches in casserole dish with melted butter. Pour batter over the top of peaches. Mix cinnamon, nutmeg & 1/2 cup of sugar mixture and sprinkle over top of batter.Bake for 45 minutes to 1 hour or until top crust is golden brown.

A Grand Illusion
He brought her dreams to life,down on bended knee.Asking her to be his wife,confessing his love to she.The diamond shined bright,upon her face and skin.As their bodies collided,uniting their love within.Although the shine of the diamond,was actually blocking her view.Until the day he threw it away,and truth came shining through.Planting the seed of illusion,deep within her heart.The soil caved in to artificial skin,tearing her world apart.The epitome of deceit, lay at her feet,right where he left his phone.Images of another, send her a wonder,if she’s ever truly known.As her tears fall upon her ring,she takes a closer look.The green ring around her finger,eventually closed the book.The diamond had lost its shine,faded turning blue.For just like the man she thought she loved,the ring was a fake too.

Graphic Ads
Well tonight I get to go home and start on the ads that I was telling you all about a couple of post ago. So anyways, looks like I got my work cut out for me. LOL... I can do it though. Another note, YOU GUYS ROCK!!! later, RB

Graphic Arts Baby!!!!
Yeah i took one year of graphic art in high school. In order to take art major courses art students had to complete and pass drawing and painting which was pretty much an introduction to art major 1. So, luckily i did pass and i contiued to the art major's. We were luck enough to have a great art program that had three art major courses which each last a year. In other words it takes up three years of high school. I loved every moment of it too. It really taught me a lot about my abilities and lack there of. Ever since i was in elementary i've taken art courses if i was able. I don't think i have good drawing and painting abilities. So i desided that graphic arts would better suite me because of the newness of it. I really enjoy using photoshop and different graphic art programs. Someday i think it would be great to get a job in that feild. It's not often though that people get to do what they really want for a living. Maybe i'll be one of the lucky ones.

Graphix Contest (2) - Open For Voting!
OPEN FOR VOTING! Vote for your favorite artist. You should rate EVERY PIC in the contest on a scale of 1-10 (10=highest). In the end, the person with the highest overall rating will win first place. Second place will go to the person with the most comments, so please make sure to comment your favorites (yes you can comment more than once...within reason). The pics are located in the Graphix Contest folder on my page. This contest will run approx. one week. Please repost this and help your friends out! Hosted by: Stixxx@ CherryTAP

Graphix Contest
VOTING IS OPEN! Winners will be determined by the final rating! Rate each pic from 1-10 (10=highest). If you rate someone a 1, or a 5, or a 8 in this contest it WILL effect the result. Rating everyone the same does nothing. I will give special mention to the person with the most comments, but first place will still be based on ratings. This contest will end Thursday night! To vote, go to Stixxx's photos (below).

Graphics ... And More Graphics
If your like me.. on occasion your look for a specif comment to send to a friend ...etc.. well here are a few sites Ive found and thought Id share ..some have more than others ..well you get the point lol 1.... http://topcommentgraphics.com/ 2.... http://www.pimpfarmer.com/ 3.... http://www.allmyspacegraphics.com/ 4.... http://www.bigoo.ws/ 5.... http://www.mywackospace.com/ 6.... http://www.blogadorn.com/index.shtml 7.... http://nackvision.com/ 8.... http://www.myspacehive.com/ 9.... http://www.pimpingyourspace.com/ 10... http://www.kawaiispace.com/ 11... http://www.deepbox.com/ 12... http://www.myspacearena.com/ 13... http://photocasket.com/ 14... http://www.yourcoolprofile.com/ 15... http://123icons.com/ 16... http://www.crazyprofile.com/Pictures/picture_gallery.asp 17... http://www.marksgraphichelp.com/ I know there are tons of sites but sometimes its nice to have some at your fingertips .. Ive Youve any good o

Graphics By Rick (cutie With The Best Bootie Contest)
First event to be held by Graphics By Rick will be the Cutie With The Best Bootie Contest. 10 Ladies Are Required.You will need to submit or direct me to one image of yourself from the back showing off your perfectly shaped bottom. (this must be a full sized image of yourself no cropped pics!) Once I have all 10 contestants the contest will be launched. The girl with the most comments will win. comment bombing will be allowed. contest will run for exactly 7 days. Girls that are interested please contact me and let me know you want in. Prizes will be as follows. 1st Prize A Diamond Ring ( plus your winning image on my homepage) with the caption of "Winner Hottest Beauty With A Booty On Cherry Tap" 2nd and 3rd Prize winners will receive a pair of diamond earrings and will win the shared title "Best Runner Up" and "Lady In Waiting" I hope to makes this a fun event and that all will enjoy it.And to all that enter may the best girl win! Cheers.. Rick (repost

Graphics Requests
If anyone would like me to do any graphics for pics or anything, just ask. I'd be happy to do any. Just ask me. It takes me about a day at the most (depending on what your asking for) and I will send you the URL of the pic to see your approval, and then just let me know after that. **Lotza Huggz** ~~*MysticFab*~~

Grapenuts Are Like Lady Fingers
They're misrepresented. Grapenuts, while a perfectly tasty cereal, contains neither grapes nor nuts. Lady Fingers, well, let's just say I was disappointed when I opened a pack. Even in the food business, things aren't what they say they are... Kinda makes you think about what you can trust. After all, people lie, trick, and misrepresent the truth to their own gain... Even our own senses can deceive us. In a world that truly is so subjective, can anything we see or feel be trusted? Do we just assume that what we see and feel is true, and go from there? Is there some sort of criteria that we must use to determine the things that are true from the things that are not? Even in science, we have been rife with errors. Science used to think that maggots spontaneously formed on rotting meat, never stopping to think that perhaps eggs might be being laid. Are we really so arrogant as to assume our own flawed perceptions are infallible? In such a world, perception is reality. It starts to m

Graphics Over Text - The Advantage
When you enter a web site, the first thing you likely notice is the text elements. When you may not know is that these text elements may be nothing more than graphics and not text at all. If anything, any text you put on your web site should be one of the three universal fonts: Times New Roman, Arial, or _Sans Serif (the serif is the little lines that appear on the top and bottom of your text). However, if you want your text to look more flashy, say like this, you'll have to trick the eye. Some less powerful computers do not have any extra fonts available, so if you want them to see your fancy font on their web browser, you DO have an option. Change your text into a graphical element. What this does is it takes that font and the text values out of the file and basically replaces it with a picture of the words in that font. All their computer has to load is a picture instead of a line of formatted text in a font they might not be able to see. Now you're saying, "Okay, Dave, that

Graphic Design And Camel Toes
The phone rang hella too early this morning. "whaaaaaaaaaaaaat" I whined into the reciever. "what what. I am at my limit of dead guys this month" "SISTER!!!" Gah. I should have hung up. Because everytime my sister calls ME sister, it means that I will end up doing something for her. "What are you doing?" Her voice was cheerful and caffinated. "Im friggin sleeping you Nut!" I lifted my head off the pillow and clutched my beast to my chest. 6:15 "I had 15 more minutes of sleep. I just want you to know." I blew my hair out of my mouth and sat up. "Know whaaaaaat!" she squeaked. "Someone is dead." "No...geeeeeeeeeeez. No one's dead. And if they were no one would call me anyhow. You are the only person who talks to me anymore." "Im questioning that as we speak. I swear to God that I am." "The band LOVED your graphics!!! They want hats and t-shi......" I tossed the phone on the bed and got up to pee and brush my teeth. Scraping my hair back

Graphics Contest It Closes At 12noon Today
GRAPHICS CONTEST Graphics Contest, I Need Entries Holding a contest for Graphics you must be in pic, Please send me a link to the pic you want to enter (private message). Contest Starts Thursday June 21st, at noon and runs thru to Thursday June 28th, at noon... the more that enter, the better the prizes... everyone that enters will get a gift at the close of the contest... Top 3 Get the big gifts... comments + ratings = total score comment bombing is allowed, you can even comment bomb your own pic... No new or fake accounts can comment bomb, must be at least a level 3 to comment bomb... NO DOWNRATING PLEASE!!! please, let's keep it fair and have fun... CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE PIC AND COMMENT ON IT GOOD LUCK TO ALL Please repost my sticky bulletin so your friends and fans have a chance to get in on the fun as well... Thank you all very much, Melissa (¯`·._)FUNUSLADYBUG(¯`·._)@ CherryTAP

Graphics Sites
I know some time ago i posted a blog with some graphics sites .. but after a while its good to have something new .. If anyone has some good ones they care to share .. toss em at me :) Thanks Xoxoxox Cherrypye

Graphics
We have another family graphics specialist. In addition to King of Grand Rapids we have also Jawwwga Girl. They both have mad graphics skills and will be making tag for every1 in the family...two different looks, one from each of them to swap out occasionally...:P YAY! JawwwwwGa Gurl ***WARNING*** Dangerous Curves Ahead :-) *FU-Bomber*@ fubar

Graphic Novel
My friend has a graphic novel coming out soon, and I'd like to take the time to promote it. I'd explain it better, but I'm tired and can't think straight at the moment. I will tell you this though. It's a kick ass novel, and seeing it come together with reletively no hitches is great. It's looking far better than I though it was going to be. Here's the link to his site. www.lilguyproductions.com It has the first 2 pages of the novel on there and it explains what its about. We also have a page on myspace him and I set up promoting other aspiring writers and artists' work by posting their banners on our page to get their work out there to to let people know about it. It's pretty cool. Oh yeah and fans of this genre are welcome to, obviously. Here's the link to that site as well. myspace.com/mygraphicnovelists Check it out

Graphicz Site Link(please Visit And Leave Comments In Shoutbox)
OK EVERYONE GO CHECK IT ITS MY NEW GRAPHICZ SITE THERE WAS ALOT OF PPL WHO LIKED MY GRAPHICZ IN MY ALBUMS SO I STARTED THIS SO I COULD MAKE THEM FOR OTHERS HERE THE LINK BELOW :) CHECK IT AND LEAVE COMMENTS WWW.XxDarkIce-GraphiczxX.piczo.com

Graphics
More Graphics at pYzam.com More Graphics at pYzam.com More Graphics at pYzam.com More Free Graphics at pYzam.com Comment Graphics at pYzam.com More Free Graphics at pYzam.com Comment Graphics at pYzam.com (name where this came from and i'll send ya a drink) More Graphics at pYzam.com

Graphics
♥Graphics for some fubucks♥ So I decided that I am taking requests to make graphics and the following rules: 1. I will do the graphics in the order in which they come. 2. Grpahics will be priced in range from 100 - 10,000 fubucks depending on the: poster size colors templetes font size/color pictures 3.Please don't not SB, fu-mail, or yahoo me wanting to know where ur graphic(s), is/are, I make then in the order they come in. 4.Holiday graphics are always free do to the fact that everyone wants graphics on them days. 5. If you need graphics for ur lounge or a pimpout idea I will give personaly make the graphics myself and not charge you anything, and I will give you ideas on the pimpout STANDERED PIMPOUT CODE *What ever is in BOLD you can change*: *WRITTING* *WRITING* *WRITING* *WRITING* THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU: SCREEN NAME@ fubar

~graphics~
Ok alot of people have been asking me to make graphics for them now that I know how. So heres the deal. I have a folder in my photos with graphic backgrounds. If you want a graphic made please go to that folder and pick your background then let me know the number of the background you want and send me a link to the photo you want used. And I will get the graphic sent to you as soon as its done! Thank you!!

Graphic Contest
well peeps i'am holding a graphic contest for the best graphic designer / artist im needing 9 more entries and its all based on rates the winner will recive their graphic of their choice on my personal website for one month along with 1 thousand fubucks so hurry adn get ur graphics in today once i get 10 entries i will then open the contest just click the pic below for more details SweetBabyGirl Fu Owner Of Dj Fabulous & Fire & Ice Level Crew Read Profile Before Adding@ fubar

Graphix Contest Open
VOTING IS NOW OPEN COME VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES VOTING IS OPEN FROM MARCH 29TH TILL APRIL 4TH RATES ONLY COUNT, ALTHOUGH COMMENTS ARE WELCOMED SUPPORT YOUR FAVES !!!! VISIT THE CONTEST FOLDER ON THIS PROFILE malicious one@ fubar ALL ENTRIES MAY NOT BE POSTED TO YOUR PERSONAL PROFILES TILL AFTER THE CONTEST IS FINISHED - THANK YOU

Grape Salad
GRAPE SALAD ---------------------------------- 3 lbs seedless grapes (red or green or a combination)1/4 - 1/2 cup sugar (adjust to taste)8 oz sour cream8 oz cream cheese (softened)1 tsp vanilla1 cup walnuts or pecans, chopped1/2 - 1 cup light brown sugar (adjust to taste) Wash and stem grapes; drain. In large mixing bowl, combine sugar, sour cream, cream cheese, and vanilla till smooth. Pour over grapes; mix till thoroughly combined. In separate bowl, mix nuts and brown sugar together. Pour grape mixture into serving dish; sprinkle top with sugar and nut mixture. Chill and serve. This recipe makes a very large portion suitable for a large family gathering Recipe may be halved.

Graph Showing When Payments Will Be Done
Here’s the government’s plan for making the economic stimulus payments for taxpayers whose 2007 returns are filed and processed by April 15: DIRECT DEPOSIT PAYMENTS If the last two digits of your Social Security number are: Your rebate should be sent to your bank account by: 00 - 20 May 2 21 - 75 May 9 76 - 99 May 16 PAPER CHECK If the last two digits of your Social Security number are: Your check should be in the mail by: 00 - 09 May 16 10 - 18 May 23 19 - 25 May 30 26 - 38 June 6 39 - 51 June 13 52 - 63 June 20 64 - 75 June 27 76 - 87 July 4 88 - 99 July 11

Graphix 4 Sale
SO-as many of you know i've been busting out some graphics recently and I think I've been gettin pretty decent @ it Since tons of ppl have been wanting them i figured id just ask for a few fubucks in exchange If you want a graphic for a DJ bulletin or even for a personal pic please let me know!!! 1st: Check out the graphix I've done already: http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1509940&albumid=974560&idx=0 < SER & HH Graphix http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1509940&albumid=1016576 < Wreckin' Crew Graphix Then, just respond to this blog with the following: -Your Name (and or the name u want on the graphic) -The pic u want me to use in the graphic -Preferable Color Scheme -and if ur a DJ what u want the bully to say I'm not gonna ask a lot but once it's figured out we can decide a good 'price' lol... MUCH LOVE!!! Kitty Kat Meeyowww

Graphic Contest
< ITS OCTOBER AND SNAKE EYES RADIO HAS A CONTEST FOR ALL YOU GRAPHIC MAKERS !!! YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO SUBMIT A GENERAL SPAMMER GRAPHIC FOR THE LOUNGE TO ME ( DJ KAK TEASE ) ONCE ALL ENTRIES HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED. WE WILL RUN A CONTEST FOR A WEEK THE GRAPHIC TO HAVE THE MOST RATES WILL WIN THE CONTEST YOUR SPAMMER WILL BE USED FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF OCTOBER AND WILL BE FEATURED ON OUR HOME PAGE THE WINNER WILL ALSO WIN A FREE BLAST FOR AND I WILL ALSO USE ALL OF MY 11'S ON YOUR PAGE 2ND PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE AND 3RD PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE RULES: 1 - YOU CAN NOT ADD YOUR GRAPHIC TO YOUR FU PAGE UNTIL CONTEST IS OVER 2 - REMEMBER THE MOST RATES WIN 3 - SPAMMER IS HALLOWEEN THEME 4 - NO SPECIFIC PEOPLES NAMES, PICTURES, ETC 5 - SPAMMER MUST SAY SNAKE EYES RADIO ON IT, SEE EXAMPLE BELOW 6 - BE CREATIVE AND HAVE FUN 7 - ENTRIES MUST BE SUBMITTED BY OCT 9TH PLEASE CLICK BELOW TO SEND ME A MSG TO JOIN THE CONTEST ☆DJ•Kak•Tease♣Snak

Graphics Help...
I am needing some extra funds for the spotlight so I am doing some graphics for 5,000 fubucks... I can do all kinds and some morphs if interested just pm me.. and send me the pic ...I really need the help.. thanks ps.. check out my folders, made for friends and what I have made thanks... Chocolate Bunny Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls*Greeter/Promoter @ RastaInc@ fubar

Graphic
I want to take it up my fucking ass. I want your hand at the back of my neck, pushing my delicate face into the mattress. You can slowly press the head of your cock against the tight little ass that clenches and resists you even when I do not. It can't help squeezing itself shut on you. Push it in. Make me uncomfortable. Let me squirm. Skewer me so it hurts. I want to cry for you. I have nothing to give you but my body and my tears and they are all yours. Don't tell me this is not romantic. This is just like Shakespeare: I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand which I love so well. I want you to give me a little jab so it hurts the way I hate for it to. Make me squeal like a nasty little fuckpig doing nasty things on all fours. Make it so I don't feel like I'm on a plush mattress, but like I'm wallowing in mud. Smear the tears on my face, make me eat them. Just don't tell me this is not romantic. Don't tell me Shakespeare would not have written abo

Graphics For Sale!!!
Hello everyone,, I've been making graphics for a while now and alot of you wanted me to make you some of them,, but Ive decided that if you want a graphic and your not in my top family then you have to pay me in ""FUBUCKS"" if you want a graphic!!! I make these daily so I go by whos email I get first.. please dont send me a SB asking because I will not respond!!! I take my time with these and I dont want any interuption!! Please dont send me messages wondering when you can get your graphic... I will only give you your graphic if you pay me first!! & please dont say that you made the graphic becasue these are 100% © material by me!! So include my screenname for the ""CAPTION""!!! Down below I have included photos of my work.. please feel free to view them and if you have any questions about the graphics please let me know!

Graphic Killaz
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Graphic
Hourly Comic Day occurred on. The idea is to make a comic for every hour of the day (that you are awake, one assumes). Details are vague. Here’s what I made, drawn in a “storyboard” moleskine that has two panels a page for half of it, and four panels for the other half. Unfortunately I ended up in the 4 panel section about halfway through my day. That’s when the drawings went downhill (too small).

Grapheme And Idle Tattoo Designs
Depending on the underpants or for women a border you can do just about anything you essential with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbol for commonwealth and magnitude and because of the attribute of a agamid's embody state agelong and skinny it can easily be integrated into a wonderful full sleeve tattoo design that twists around the arm with the progress coming up at the top of the should extent. See author on Topology And Month Tattoo Designs. Discovery the perfect form tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't position for cookie-cutter styles you faculty be upright powdered. You pauperization to commencement putting a bit tribal tattoos activity into forums. Having a inordinateness of these tattoos situated in a move like organisation can be institute on many peoples' torsos lateral horizontally crosswise their displace o.k. and some regularise possess it done the length of their aculeus. Finding swell tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by ge

Grapheme And Lunation Tattoo Designs
Depending on the garment or for women a touch you can do fitting about anything you require with a leg tattoo. The agamid is again a symbolization for force and posture and because of the alter of a agamid's embody beingness endless and skinny it can easily be unified into a wonderful brimful sleeve tattoo arrangement that twists around the arm with the juncture future up at the top of the should extent. See statesman on Topology And Lunation Tattoo Designs. Uncovering the perfect pretend tattoo can be a chore if you let it but if you don't conclude for cookie-cutter styles you faculty be fitting pleasant. You impoverishment to burst swing a bit author try into forums. Having a superfluity of these tattoos settled in a flowing like figure can be pioneer on more peoples' torsos support horizontally across their berth hind and both justified fuck it finished the size of their rachis. Discovery benevolent tattoos gets harder and harder as the cyberspace is full by generic product.Finding

Graph: Income Inequality In U.s. Worse Than Ivory Coast, Pakistan, Ethiopia (repost)
GRAPH: Income Inequality In U.S. Worse Than Ivory Coast, Pakistan, Ethiopia As ThinkProgress has repeatedly noted, crucial services and public investments for Main Street America are being gutted as taxes on the richest Americans are the lowest they’ve been in a generation. Yet many Americans may not know exactly how unfair this is, as the country has grown increasingly unequal at the same time. Using data from the CIA Factbook based on the Gini coefficient — a measure of income inequality within a society — ThinkProgress has assembled the following graph, which demonstrates that the United States is now about as economically unequal as Uganda and more unequal than countries like Pakistan or the Ivory Coast: Income inequality in the United States is actually higher than at any other time in modern history since the Great Depression. There is also a tremendous amount of inequality even in life expectancy, with the American Human Development Index reporti

Grarg!!!
OK OK this whole sleep issue is getting annoying..All i want is sleep..simple...And i will be honest. This whole journal thing every day sometimes gets very very old. I know its an order from Master among His other orders, and i have done every one with no complaint. Accept for tonight. Tonight i am complaining LOL...Its like i have nothing to really say. Is that wrong? OK so there.....So im a complainy exhausted slave...Oh well..

Grass To Grow
Poem: Grass to grow..... > Grass still isn't growing on the ground where you left the world behind. There is a cross that reads your name there instead you will find. > Fresh flowers flowing seem to appear everyday. But as time passes, they too wither and blow away. > I am reminded of you so often when I drive by the old high school. And how we use to think that drinking and driving was so very cool. > Now only tears stream down my face when I drive by the area where your wreck took place. > Such a good friend you were to everyone, the highlight of the party, you were always so much fun. > As the years go by I still picture you drinking a beer with a huge ol' grin, for a dry keg was your only fear back then. > Too bad that guy had been drinking when he decided to pass you in your car. The newspaper read that they have witnesses that he had been drunk hours before leaving the bar. > It's a shame to think that something you use to love s

The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side
The grass is always greener on the other side: If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you.

Grasping At Straws
Let me hold on to my guilt of my one night of absence and lust filled with you. It was beneath everything we were. Accept this last apology Desperately I scream my sorrow The words now sit in my throat, Till I no longer can breath So open it and spill the words In red letters to the floor For all the lonely desperate sad to read. Accept this last apology Desperately I grasp at straws.

The Grass Is Not Always Greener On The Other Side.
Sheesh, is it me or does everyone seem to be having a small bit of depression going on this week? I think it might be the weather in Oklahoma. Anyways, I have been doing a lot of thinkin, which is not good when I actually do think about things. So, I spent quite a bit of time on the phone last night with a close friend, because I could tell that person really needed to talk to someone. After our conversation it got me thinking about a lot of things kinda focusing around me in my life. We all know that saying, "The grass is not always greener on the other side" Single or Married, Right? Why is it, my friends envy my life because I am single? Why is it, I envy them for being married? I think we want things so much that when we do finally get what we want, it't not so satisfying. Well that seems to be my case. Anyways, both sides on that fence, suck, Married - Give a lot, take nothing...and of course there is that life of just can't do what you wanna do. You have to conside

The Grass Game
THE GAME... "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GEENER ON THE OTHER SIDE" SOME REALLY DO THINK THIS WAY...... "BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE" SOME SAY THEY ARE THIS WAY OR THAT IT SHOULD BE THIS WAY..... REALITY: BOTH STATEMENTS PEOPLE SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY HAVE UNLESS THEY KNOW IT ISN'T FOR THEM... IN THAT CASE LET IT GO. THE GRASS DOES LOOK GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE BUT OFTEN TIMES YOU GET THERE AND IS IS DEAD AND IN IT'S PLACE LIES WEEDS. SO WHAT DO WE DO THEN? DO WE TAKE THAT CHANCE AND GO SEE IF IT IS IN FACT GREENER OR JUST GO WITH THE SECOND STATEMENT AND BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE? NEITHER! BE OPEN AND HONEST.... I HAVE FOUND THAT BEING OPEN AND HONEST GETS ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... BUT!!!!! BY ME BEING OPEN AND HONEST I FIND OUT IT IS NOTHING ALOT FASTER THEN IF I PLAYED THE MIND GAMES THAT SO MANY GIRLS PLAY AND GET EVERYTHING BY PLAYING IT... SURE THEY HAVE LOTS OF GUYS CALLING THEM 5 TIMES WHILE THERE IS A GIRL SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT T

Grassroots Organizer Conference Call Notes For 10/11/07
Grassroots Organizer Conference Call Notes for 10/11/07 A lively call, thank you to all who contributed, below are notes on the main action items, let me know if I missed something. Our next scheduled call is Thursday, November 8 Paul Events and Activism Ideas: Halloween “trick or truth” From Sean Muniz, Albany NY 911truth, wear Cheney and Bush costumes and pass out DVDs and flyers. The tricksters pass out the truth. Car procession through the streets, from Florida group. Decorate the cars to stand out and get the message out. Nov 3 Hartford, CN symposium, go to 911hartford.org. Suggestions to connect with unions and fraternities of firemen. Nov. 5-11 Global Peace Week, go to www.waronwar.us and www.waronfreedom.org/peaceweek.html Dec. 15, 16 Boston Tea Party go to boston911truth.org. A national event not limited to the Boston Harbor and water. Encourage large bonfires throughout the country burning copies of Patriots Act, 911 Commission Repot, Martial Law

Grass
I DO think things and I DO enjoy. In my mind I see myself On a green hillside where the bright green grass is tall and strong. The wind jostles it back and forth. And I sit there and enjoy the air and the sun shining on my face. And I watch that grass with not a care in the world and I wonder why I am here and then I realize in an instant that it is so that I can see that grass. I can write now about the wind blowing the grass with melodious strokes. Surely others have written before of grass in the wind and maybe they have done it more eloquently. But I am here now to write about the grass that I wish so badly that I could see.

Grass Eaters
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children..." "Bring them along!" the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in." The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

Grasping At Ghosts
The smile of your face, the touch of your skin You broke my heart, where should I begin You walked down the isle, me at your side Now you run away from me, trying to hide I gave you my heart, all I could give You were my world, my reason to live I made my mistakes, you walked away I cried all nite, with nothing to say I cant take back what I have done I wont get to see my boy who isnt my son I had my chance, but I was too blind I am too far away, too far behind I would give all to you who I love the most But all I am doing is grasping at ghosts

Grasping At Straws And Why I Won’t Just Say Lucky
JEFFREY TOOK HIS FIRST STEP! The first official one, and both Martha and I were home to see it! Jeffrey took his first step after standing when Martha held him up by one hand while she was sitting down and then let go. I was in the same room changing Sarah, so that’s why I got to see him too! It was a tiny step, but Jeffrey’s off to a great start. Who knows what he’s doing while I’m at work today and he’s home with Martha, Mary, Sarah, and three of his cousins – Martha’s sister Margaret’s kids Patrick, Breanna, and Josceline. He’s also learned to start crawling DOWN stairs as well as up them, which he does pretty fast already. Late Thursday he got to the top of the stairs from Mary’s basement apartment, turned around once, and then started to inch himself down. He was even awake at one thirty this morning and I fed him before bringing him back up at two. I wasn’t really that tired; I like to think I’m sleeping better and that I’m gaining muscle; I complained to Martha Thur

Grasping At Straws
not exactly sure what to title this little diddy I am about to write. I am trying not to curse. I went to the movies today to see The Wrestler. It was one of these lower budget movies. It was a really good, I was more impressed than I thought. Made me thinking about myself a lot. Not because I am a wrestler lol. Jeez louise. Nah I was just grasping with the notion of dying alone. So busy with my one trick pony that I don't find that happiness everybody wants and needs. Now I may be grasping at straws when I speak of some epic Oliver Story love saga. When reality tells me that the majority of relationships are messed up. I've yet to find anything potentially soluble w/o finding a weak link. Such as the girl being lazy, not talking, or just not interested in me. Its plain a waste of time to put in the effort when its not going anywhere. I wanted to vent on a few friends of mine but again I think I was grasping at straws. I honestly don't believe anybody wants to h

Grass
A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

Grasping For Whats Gone.
Will you ever speak to me again? I am sorry, for what I said that made you hate me so much, or made you so angry. That wasn't my intent. I was upset and hurt by things you had said and I reacted poorly. Its been months, and still everyday I think of you. I think of how you made me laugh, how you are like no one I've ever met before. I think about all the good times we had vs the bad ones. I miss hanging out, going on nature walks, listening to you ramble on about a weird but awesome theory or idea. I miss you, I miss our friendship before i became so toxic for us. I know I said I wouldn't bother you anymore, but I've wanted to talk to you for so long. If its only a message that you will read and ignore, or not even read and just delete, at least I'll get things out. And if you really wish to be rid of me, please just block me, i can't bring myself to block you.

Grass
The grass was green, the sky so blue, when I leaned over to kiss you. You smiled and laughed and cooed along, as I sang a song. We danced naked upon the grass, I remarked, you have a nice ass. You blushed all over, from your head to your toes, what came next? Heaven knows. 'twas a dream so clear and delightful, I won't describe more, just to be spiteful.

Grasp Me(who I Am)
I'm cocky yet shy yet confindent the best guy in a sense Was in a car acident at 6, and been on fire evry since ask why i b so hot...few mins you'll think da same few days jus for you lames and it varies wit all you dames a lova neva a fighter, but fight for those who's light dividin all da fake from real wit jus my mind i'm devine in all i do keep God above it all seeded up wit 2 kids whom i love and would kill all....for five, six again da best at dis shit analyzin everything and everyone trust i kno wat is and wat isn't All those whom i entertain...be weary because i kno your intentions your methods and devious - ness.. only go how far i allow them to go so watch ya self thinkin Tee is so oblivious jus cuz i try to think dis life is precious dat God has givin us I'm livin jus for da city, committee, the whole world in fact i hate dis individualness we all should move in packs but dats jus my opinion i dont expect you to agree But thats why your not and im hot infinity degrees Lets g

Grass!!
My landlord is on my back about watering the grass. We are on a water ban because it hasn't rained in three months. what do i do ? Water the grass and when i get a ticket send it to them ? What whould you do?

Grass Isn't
Just when u think ur life is bad , You find someone whos life is much worse and it open ur eyes to whats around u and u relize the grass isn't alway greener on the other side,They just just put down a lil more fertilizer lol. Its a live and learn process, and its up to u to pass or fail. I choose to pass, and move to the head of the class, and I've learned to appreciate what I have in front of me, and just use more fertizer to keep the bad weeds away

Grasp.
I heard a story onceabout a man that took children in the night.Did he eat them?Murder them?Whip them to drive the great engines of Hell?I always imagined him pulling a bloated cart down twilight streetswobbley wheelshusky hollow breaths of the agelessWere the bodies in the cart?Was anyone brave enough to look?... or were they in some phantom hole where his heart should be?The old folk say you can see him on a pale nightskulking in the edge of what you thought you saw.Flitting and darting between your paranoia, insisting on his breach into reality.He is that foul breath in a still room.That cold brush against your neck.He is under every crackcrevice and dark hiding spot you were too afraid to check before bed.How do you even get that job? Shuffling silently down cold nightreaching through windowsdigging through bedsand into still cribsWrapping boney, dry fingers around plump, wriggling legsplacing a stiff hush over tiny lipsWhat depraved nightmare birthed such a hollow, faceless butche

Grateful Heart
My heart was once an open book Pages blowing in the wind Each page with a torn and tattered look Pages that seemed to have no end Each page was ripped out freely Their value left unknown For those pages represented me My heart beat on its own Once the pages were all but lost I opened up my eyes I needed help at any cost It was then I realized By tearing out my pages Giving without a cause Allowed me to be courageous Overlooking obvious flaws Mistaken feelings of love Were left in the open gaps Games I’d grown weary of Became a recurring mishap With only one page remaining I wanted to do things right Feeling frightened and untrusting Then I caught a noble sight I knew I’d seen an angel One whom I longed to be near I took a step, and then I fell Forsaken, I shed a tear For I knew this angel had seen me He’d reached out and touched my hand But his heart was under lock and key So with my open book I ran I don’t

~gratitude~
As you know I've been going through some pretty rough times lately, but I'm finally beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. And, I want you to know I owe a debt of gratitude for sticking by me at a time when I know I wasn't the best of company. I needed someone to see me through...and you were there. To be honest, there were times I don't know what I would have done without you. I know I must have tried your patience countless times, and yet, you never turned your back on me. There are really no words strong enough to express the gratitude I feel... but I want you to know I'll never forget what you've done for me, and, because of that, you'll always be one of the most special people in my life. (a great poem if you are grateful to someone)

Grateful...
Your fingertips explore all of my body Learning what it longs for, what it craves Discovering my imperfections and savouring every inch Taking in every texture, sight, and scent Worshipping every curve Appreciating every touch Longing for every inch of my body and soul Feeling your fingertips I long for your arms around me I long for your body close up against me I long for you inside me, exploring Understanding what I need, you give me what I crave Slowly you find your way inside me Pleasure rushes through Passionately you explore the depths of my body Appreciating, my body tremours Every part of me feels my body heat rise Warm satisfaction flows out of my body Every drop grateful for its release.

Gratitude (short Story)
So I'm walking briskly down the hall, wanting to get OUT of the hospital, as I've completed the interview. I dislike hospitals even as I cherish and appreciate those who heal and who are healed. They just seem to reek of old pains which stain the walls like a subtle scent that one can't track. I walk past the rooms, avoiding people in white and soldiers in camouflage, as they stride purposefully with clipboards and IV bags and other implements of healing. My boots make an annoying squeaking noise every time my right foot hits the ground, and I find my thoughts silently chanting cadences to the rhythm produced. I pass open doors, I glancing in curiously, always wondering if I'll see someone I know, yet hoping not. I peer into this one room and I stutter-step in surprise. There are bright crayon drawings all over the walls and a young man lying propped up against starched white pillows in the bed. But what catches my eye is the short blond with the ponytail lying sideways across th

Gratitude And Thankfulness
Was doing some reflection and thinking about how as a society we do not appreciate what we have or what we have been given in our lives. In this week of Thanksgiving and being thankful it's time to really think about everything we do have. You can be thankful for something as simple as having a roof over your head, a car you can drive you places or the fact that you have somewhere to lay your head at night. I know I'm not perfect and there will be times that I forget about those things and people that I'm blessed with in my life but I think it's important that we should be aware this week what we are thankful for. Please think about what you are thankful for this week and either say it to yourself or thank someone else that is in your life.

Gratitude
Tommorrow in the United States we celebrate Thanksgiving. Throughout my own life Thanksgiving, the celebration of giving thanks and gratitude for all that we have, has always made my soul sing. Yet at the same time I have always thought, like all marked days that are reflective on gratitude, or peace or holiness, why do humans make it a point to just pull out a day or two throughout the year to deeply feel the many blessings in their lives? Why do we not activate and celebrate the power of thanksgiving every single day of our lives? I know each one of us feels the power that is restored to our beings when we give thanks, when we are grateful for whatever is. Yet as a collective we don't do it every day and rarely do we Self-Celebrate. I would like to ask everyone who is reading this to take a moment to give thanks for Who You Are right here and right now regardless of any circumstances that the mind or ego have decided are painful or uncomfortable. Self-celebration is some

Gratitude From Agony To Extacy!
Thanksgiving always evokes many mixed emotions for me. As a young girl growing up – it was always my favorite holiday. We would watch the Twilight Zone marathons on KTLA and help in the kitchen and smell the food. In general a lazy day during which my favorite TV show was on the whole time. Just a really nice time for me – if it got stressful I would zone. A little older and we would incorporate sneaking to the room or outside to smoke pot in between which made the smells and the eating and the laying around doing nothing that much better. The tradition changed a lot for me when my parents moved out of state when I was 23 years old. I had moved into my boyfriend’s home and the family was quite a bit different than mine. It was really different – a lot of drama – there were fights, the food would be done hours later than we were told it would be – the TV focus was on football so I would hole up in my bedroom watching the Twilight Zone and smoking pot alone and DRINKING, DRINKING,