Fubar Blog Posts 2

Hail To The New Dawn
Hail to the New Dawn, watch his glory rise with the morning sun. Hear his song as silent as it maybe. Follow in his steps of self inlightenment, walk the path of light....Fall into the rapture of his love and let peace be with you. Climb these walls of self loathing and peek into a world of self worth...... Rejoyce! You are loved!, and will always be missed. Close your eyes and take that step into the unknown, Let faith be your guide. See the good in the world around you .., For Life is to short to Live by Bad/Past.

Hail Merry
Mauberly and I were out this afternoon to enjoy the lovely hot weather--she was lounging in the shade under the steps, I was rotating around the yard, trying to soak up as much sun as possible. Suddenly, though, she flipped out. She hissed, then wouldn't let me touch her. I thought: "Odd." I mean, she's a bitch, but that was unusual. I shooed her inside, muttered, "Ugh. Women" and went back to lounging. Less than five minutes later, chunks of ice started falling from the sky. I scrambled to move my plants to safety, then quickly realized that there was an important choice to be made: Which is more important? Pretty flowers or an intact skull? Opting for the latter, I sat inside, helpless, watching the glacier in the sky break apart and pummel my yard. I stared up--what did my grass do to deserve this kind of abuse? The frozen tennis balls were drawn like flag-magnets to my car--they crashed onto it, I cringed. But not as much as when they hit my plants. My poo

Hail To The King Baby (evil Dead 4 Kind Of)
i heard about a year ago that there was making a evil dead 4 but the news was wrong in fact there making a kind of spoof of evil dead with bruce campbell playing himself battleing demons the films called My name is bruce dont know when it comes out but the trailer looks GROOVY :)

Hailie
my peanut is finally hear she came into the world on 12/13/2007shw weighed 5lbs 11ozs and she was 18.5" long. her sisters love her to death and so do mommy and daddy. and also jake is home our 2 months areover finally. i got all i wanted for xmas my hubby and my baby girl. all is good here. ttyl love you all.

Hail To The Mighty Bodine
I just read something on a Friends my space and I agree with the Mighty White Skinned Head Bodine on the 12 gauge shot to the past. I just want to know what gives people the right to dog you and our own when in need, then think it is all happy years later now that the recovering druggies have found GOD! I say FUCK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You whO know who you are are just SUCKING OUT LOUD!!!!!!! So here's your option wrap your lips around my 12 gauge and suck the bullet out cuz you don"t even deserve my effort to pull the trigger!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF JESSI-SON AND MILLER!!!!!!!!!

Hail Storm
Well, when I left for work this morning, there was a 50% chance of rain. We got a little bit of hail and 2 1/4 inches of rain in town. Buyt I heard it was a lot more severe at where I live, so I took the afternoon off, to check the damage. Geez! 7 out of 10 windows broke on the north and west side, screen door gone. Roof leaking everywhere. Neighbor said we had softball size hail here, hard and fast. Ice storm, now hail. I'm not living right!

Hail To The King
When I don't write poetry I dream of Elvis old fat Elvis with grease and glasses shaking his velvet hips at shrieking glamour addicts as if it really meant something and I wonder: Could I really delude a universe into flashlight floods and an illusion of ideal to make them believe I never rose with bedhead got zapped out on a Deal Or No Deal marathon masturbated in the shower or had to, as they say pass Elvis now and then? And then burst the bubble urban legend style... When I don't write poetry I dream a lot of crazy shit. So what will I do now? Write on? Trigger up for another round? Or hail to the King? ~M~

Hail To The Chief
“Then the LORD said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh, and tell him, Thus saith the LORD God of the Hebrews, Let my people go, that they may serve me.” The beginning of the ninth chapter of Exodus continues the pattern we see the LORD establishing with Pharaoh through His messengers Moses and Aaron on behalf of His chosen people the children of Israel. The afflictions the LORD sends upon the land and people of Egypt in response to Pharaoh’s stubbornness (and by the time we’re reading this, it IS one man’s stubbornness, a man who as occupier of the throne of Egypt is considered a god himself) come after he’s warned, and they all ultimately prove to have a double meaning. Not only is the land of Pharaoh getting trounced and probably not as much is getting done, all of what the average Egyptian chooses to believe in – the power of their magicians and their gods, many of whom are represented by animals or animal-headed beings – about life is getting held up to a mirror and found wanting.

Hail The Great Spirit
My grandfather is the fire My grandmother is the wind The Earth is my mother The Great Spirit is my father The World stopped at my birth and laid itself at my feet And I shall swallow the Earth whole when I die and the Earth and I will be one Hail The Great Spirit, my father without him no one could exist because there would be no will to live Hail The Earth, my mother without which no food could be grown and so cause the will to live to starve Hail the wind, my grandmother for she brings loving, lifegiving rain nourishing us as she nourishes our crops Hail the fire, my grandfather for the light, the warmth, the comfort he brings without which we be animals, not men Hail my parent and grandparents without which not I nor you nor anyone else could have existed Life gives life which gives unto itself a promise of new life Hail the Great Spirit, The Earth, the wind, the fire praise my parents loudly for they are your parents, too Oh, Great Spirit, giver of my life please accept this humb

Hailing The Void
And thus, eyes black with grief, We hailed the void, uneasy with relief. Glad we were, on the brink of madness, Accustomed to pain, emboldened by sadness. She held my heart, in her hands, And her reward was to bleed out, upon stranger sands. Those who love me, I stop their breath, For in my heart lies frozen death. With not a whimper, nor a sigh, Did trust in me, and thus they die. So now I hail unto the void, What peace I had, evermore destroyed.

Hair Bondage Tips
Hair Bondage Tips techniques and tricks for doing it right Incorporating the hair in your bondage is appealing to many and for many different reasons. It dramatically increases the feeling of being restrained, it's incredibly intimate and personal, it can be painful, humiliating and it often is a very effecitive way to keep the head still and in position for other things, such as "forced" oral sex. ...click for photos... Binding the hair may not always be easy. The hair easily slips out of every knot you tie, unless you know how to do it right. And not every technique can applied with every type of hair. Long hair is a lot easier to use of course. Short and extremely short hair may be a problem. In other words, you may to to experiment with different techniques a bit before you find the one most suitable for your own situation. [Pro Tip] If you find the hair still slips out of the rope, try using hair spray first. This will make the hair less slippery and stick to the ro

Hairlip & Humpback Joke!!
There was this bar with a hump back bartender waiting on customers. In walks a guy with a hairlip.. Hairlip: how you doing sir? Humpback: fine sir and what can i get for you? Hairlip: how much is your VO? Humpback: that's $ 5.00 a shot. Hairlip: $ 5.00 a shot!! DAMN buddy that aweful high.. i can't afford that!! Hairlip: well how much is your gin? Humpback: $ 4.00 a shot. Hairlip: $4.00! $4.00! a shot are you out your fucking mind? I ain't paying that!! danm bubby!! you gotta do better than that... Hairlip: well how much is your beer? Humpback: $3.00 a glass. Hairlip: $3.00!! $3.00!!! a glass!! you must be fucking stupid!! Ain't no damn body going to pay that price for a beer!! Hairlip: well sir i can't buy anything in here but i just want you to know that I sure thank you for not making fun of me being a hairlip and all 'cause so many people do.. you have been a real gentleman!! Humpback: yes sir and i'm glad you

Hair Removal... The Horror Story.. Lmao
You don't have to be a woman to appreciate this story. I guarantee it will have women (men too) laughing out loud!! All methods have tricked me with their promises of easy, painless removal - the Epilady, the standard razor, the scissors, the Nair, the EpilStop, and now . . The Wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. I came home from work, fixed dinner for my son and we played for a while. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next couple hours: maybe I should use that wax in my medicine cabinet. I set up my boy with a video and head to the site of my demise, um, I mean bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the clear strips in your hand, peel them apart, press it on your leg (or wherever) and ignore the frantically rising crescendo of string instruments in the background. No muss, no fuss. How hard can this be? I mean, I'm not the girly-est of girls but

Hair Today....
The last few days I've taken a "porn break", staying away from KSEX, porn parties and the adult industry lifestyle in general. I think everyone needs a break from their jobs (and even life) once in awhile to re-energize ourselves and too keep our perspectives focused. I'm thinking about shaving my head bald. My hair is thinning to the point where I am unhappy with it. With my 35th birthday coming up next month, I'm thinking it might be a needed change. Clinging onto things of the past for too long can go from nostalgic to pathetic in a very short time. ...Also, I don't want to end up looking like Hulk Hogan or a Venice Beach burnout. What do you guys think?

Haircut
This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your

Hair Removal 101 (no I Did **not** Do This - But Was Way Too Funny Not To Share Lol
All hair removal methods have tricked us women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady (aka Epi-torture), scissors, razors, Nair and now..the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits.... No melting a clump of hot wax, OH NO...you just rub these strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!* So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Ok I cut my hair last night and had a bit of a beard. Had great fun making mohicans and funny beards, goatees and moustaches. Thought I was 15 again, showing off that I could actually grow a beard and non of my mates could! Anyway............. Check it out for yourself.

Hair Removal 101 (no I Did Not Do This - But Funny As Hell!!)
God bless the females of the world for putting themselves through such horrendous procedures in the name of "beauty"... ********************************* All hair removal methods have tricked us women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady (aka Epi-torture), scissors, razors, Nair and now..the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits.... No melting a clump of hot wax, OH NO...you just rub these strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out

Hair
Let's talk about HAIR! We all have it... well almost all of us. Let's just say we all HAD it once upon a time. Were we ever satistfied with the way it looked? NOOOOOO!!!! We always want something different, something new. I was looking at my hair the other day thinking I was tired of it just hanging there. So, I broke out the hot rollers. A little curl, a little body ya know? Not according to MY hair! It thought it looked just fine... FLAT!! Must have, because 30 minutes, 3 burned fingers and 2 tired arms later it was still just that. So, I started thinking color. Once again something different, something new. So, a trip to Wal-Mart. After another 30 minutes of looking at all the pretty boxes I left. Empty handed. Lord have mercy... how do you choose? First I thought, I'm a blonde, was born that way, must be the way I was meant to be. I'll keep it that way. Then I thought, aww hell, a little touch up. Winter is coming let's brighten it a tad, just a shade lighter right? Ha! There

Hair Ideas(color & Cut)
Looking too change my hair sometime soon,asking for ideas.What do you think would fit me?!I am a bigger female,with a round/heartshaped face.Dont want to go too short,and I want a color to match anything(streaks of odd colors ok but not full head of odd color)Any ideas people???

Hair Cuts
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."

Hair And Stuff...
Music Video:LIPS OF AN ANGEL (by Hinder)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Okay. I like this cat's voice, but his hair and his body langauge grate on my nerves. I've tried to figure that flippy hair thing out and I cannot. It is beyond me.

Hair?
i just spent the last hour doing my hair all sweet like. and im done but i have no camera to show it off. kinda bummed. i wont lie. black 14inch extensions and a bunch of 6inch pink extension highlights is basically what it is, but it looks sweet trust.

The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date, unused

Hair Cut!
Well i just got back from cutting my hair, i dont have time to post photos tonight, BUT that doesnt mean that i wont tomorrow. I like it, im waiting till all the highlights are out and then im going to grow it out crazy long and donate it to Locks of Love. im still crappy, but if i dont do anything nothing will change. This coming from another sleepless night. I thought that i was asleep, but i realized that i was only staring at the celing zoning out. lol Great fun let me tell you, me and Maytag ditched my classes today to just sleep. and I got about three hours of it before my sister decided to wake me up by texting me stupid shit. So im butt tired....lets see if i sleep tonight!

Hair Cut
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a Haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.0 0'. "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a

Hair Dryers
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unu

Hair...
Well this blows The salon dosn't have time for me today So I get to get done on Tuesday Oh well I guess I'll just play with it till then hehehe Any ideas for cut colors anything? I'm think about more layers and...blonde Wahahaha

Hair Dryer
A young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahea

Hair Pie....
So after the MERL pictures. And BEFORE the pie the gals and I got on a subject. A hairy one. A crotch hairy one. We were talking about our 4 day road trip to coachella this summer. "I so can't wait to hear you fart Dawn!" (Dawn is a self proclaimed non farter....that is SO another story) "What.EVER!!!" she smiled. I looked at Geeka. "She's gonna fart in her sleep I KNOW IT!!!! We'll catch her!" "I know! And poop! You're gonna have to poop while were there too!" Geeka chuckled. "Whatever. Stop the insanity. why are you two obsessed with my farting anyhow?" she rolled her eyes and took a sip of her diet coke. "You say you don't. And EVERYONE farts. EVERYONE!" I nod in agreement. "Well you two probably snore! I cant sleep with you. You snore. I will need earplugs." "You snore too sista" Geeka laughed out. She looked at me with wide eyes "That's how she gets rid of all her farts...she snores em out nnnnnshhhhnnnnnshhh!!!" she made a snoring s

Hair?
I really want my hair red again. I'll most likely have to bleach me hair though. So I was thinking of using very light bleach so it doesn't kill my hair completely. Just to lift the black out of the hair a little bit. I might give it a try...I just don't wanna lose all my hair again.

Hair Of The Dog? Eye Of Newt? Is There A Hangover Cure?
Do you like to tie one on why tying up your packages? For many of us, the holiday season is a time of pure indulgence. Sometimes those indulgences include alcohol. A hangover (do I really need to describe the symptoms?) is caused primarily by dehydration. Alcohol is a diuretic (which explains all of those trips to the bathroom!). The metabolism of alcohol diverts the liver from its job of making sugar that your body needs for energy, and this can lead to low blood sugar levels. This metabolism also results in a toxic byproduct called acetaldehyde which may also contribute to hangover symptoms. Lastly, as the body works to metabolize the alcohol, it uses up your supply of Vitamin B12, and this may also contribute to the way you are feeling. Unfortunately, there has not been a tremendous amount of research on hangover therapy, and since I don't see the potential for a Nobel Prize in this field of study, it's unlikely we ever will. However, knowing what we do about how alcohol

Hairy Turd Brown Tuna Fish.
Deep in the rainforests of snipulosis seven lives a baby flabberbabber named gigglepiss . gigglepiss loves pissing in the trees and eating sauteed beef shank cocktail all day long! gigglepiss 's family helps to watch for garboly predators like mome wraths . It can be very fary living in the forest, so everyone watches out for everyone else. But one day, gigglepiss wandered too far away from the others while playing. " poop pow! !" thought gigglepiss . A(n) hairy tird brown tuna fish lurked behind a tree, and wanted to have gigglepiss for dinner! But gigglepiss 's mother came to the rescue, and scared the tuna fish away! That day gigglepiss learned that when you're a baby flabberbabber in the forest, you better stay close to home. After such a(n) rifftacular. day, gigglepiss fell into a deep sleep that night, and dreamt of playing again the next day!

Hair In The Ears
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

Haircut
Well, this isnt all that blog worthy, but I got my hair cut off yesterday. It's all short again and I'm kinda excited about it! Was getting comments quite a bit at work (im sure I would have gotten a few more but most of my day is spent in a clean room with a hairnet and hood and such). Hopefully I can convince my photographer to take a few pics of me this weekend.

Hair Removal
Hair Removal All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair And now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: ?Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.? So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips fa

Hair Color!
Okay this is the thing & it pisses me off! I have had hot pink hair for 4 years now, but Keith pointed out too me how trendy being punk is & having pink hair really is. Kinda really pisses me off! These wanna be punk bitches now don't even know the meaning of being a punk... It's not listen to what true punks calls EMO, dying your hair, getting your lip pierced & wearing torn & tattered clothing. Being punk is about being YOU! Not caring if people stare at you & when they do stare you look right back & say something smart assed! It's about standing up for what you believe in & not being a fuckin' sheep & following everyone who thinks they are cool. If you think you're cool... Then shit that's all that fuckin' matters! Being punk is listening to PUNK music... Like Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Socal D, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Bad Religion & PennyWise. Omg do you know that I haven't met a "punk" around here yet who knows who PennyWise is... WTF? & You call yourself a punk, you lil wanna be bitche

Hair Waxing Lmaof
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair d

The Haircut
Haircut A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your house

Hair Raising Rides
I recently volunteered my "skills" with a charity organization which is near and dear to my heart, the American Cancer Society. HAIR RAISING RIDES is a company devoted to raising the self-esteem of people with cancer. This company was founded on the belief that by improving a person’s physical appearance, self-esteem is raised, anxiety is reduced, and more of their body’s energy can be focused on the treatment process. Hair Raising Rides solicits contributions from companies and individuals and uses the funds raised to provide wigs and cosmetic needs for patients experiencing the tolls on appearance that occur during the treatment process. THE GREAT RIVER RIDE Cancer is a disease that attacks a person physically. Treatment attacks the disease, but affects the patient mentally and physically through the loss of hair, general appearance, energy, and self-esteem. Hair Raising Rides is attempting to raise $250,000 to provide wigs and other cosmetic nee

Hairy Legs
hmmm... i'm thinking my legs could use a fresh shave. it's been four days since the last shave. they're getting stubbly, could poke an eye out with them. gonna go swimming tomorrow so yea, it's time for the tortured hair removal process.

The Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked "How long before I can get a haircut ?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves ?" Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Hair Cut Or Trim
I don't think some ppl know the different's between a hair cut & trim,Seems like every time I go in for a trim I get a hair cut. Really pisses me off happy scissor people GRR.I'm just wondering if other people who have long hair have this same problem as me?

Hair Removal 101
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. "YA THINK!!!" So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts me!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best

Hair
Hairspray (2007) movies.yahoo.com Yahoos B+, Critics A- Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart, has only one passion--dancing. Her dream is to appear on "The Corny... Showtimes Enter City and State or Zip Code: Make this your default location Yahoo! Shortcut - About WEB RESULTS 1. Hairspray (Movie) Official site of the 2007 movie musical Hairspray, starring Nikki Blonsky, John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Amanda Bynes, Christopher Walken, Zac Efron, Queen ... www.hairspraymovie.com - 7k - Cached 2. Hairspray (2007) - IMDb Cast/character credits for the 2007 movie Hairspray, with trivia, a forum, and production details about the film, directed by Adam Shankman. www.imdb.com/title/tt0427327 - 48k - Cached 3. Hairspray (1988) - IMDb Cast/character credits for John Waters' 1988 movie Hairspray, with trivia, quotes, and production details about the comedy starring Ricki Lake, Sonny Bo

Hair Removal
Hair Removal... All methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless, removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, helped the kids with homework. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So, I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg, (or wherever else), and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. YA THINK?!?!?!!!! So, I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it

Hair Removal
This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing

Hairspray-- A Movie Review
Hairspray Hairspray, I’ve discovered is a 2007 movie based on the 2002 Broadway musical, which, I understand, was based on the 1988 movie!?!?! Sigh. Dear Lord! Well anyway, my wife had to remind me of a promise I made, (that I would go to more of “her” movies), to get me to go; trust me, I really wasn’t interested in a musical, I knew that much. I didn’t look into the movie so I didn’t know what to expect when the theatre went dark, aside from my popcorn and a box of Reese’s Pieces. Now, I am a little finicky here, I do not like movies that deliver messages! When I went to the show I expected a flick about a plump teen-age girl that wanted to be on a TV dance show. When I discovered that it was about integration in the early 1960’s, I’ll admit, I was put off. No! I am not prejudice; I just get tired of message movies; which is why I quit going to see Steven Seagal. I mean, when I pay $8 or $9 for a movie, I want to be entertained; not watch something I can see on A&E.

Hair
My hair use to be long, then short, then long, ect; blonde, red, black, blue, and now black. I can never seem to make up my mind. I do like long hair, and I liked it when I had long hair, but I always seem to get to that one length that makes me want to rip it all out! Sadly I seem to be at this crossroad again; and I'm fighting the urge for a spunky short cut. I want to have braids and pigtails! I want to have curls one day if I feel like it, and ironboard straight the next. I'm trying to find the courage inside to get through this ordeal. I've even thought of other modifications to keep my mind off my hair, like more piercings; my first tattoo; and coloring my hair a bluish black. I might even get my nails done!! Anything to keep me from touching my hair. Help! >.

Hair
Ok I know this is a stupid question but why the hell does it take hair so damn long to grow back??? Is it so much to ask that after having to chop it all off cause of stupid chemo treatment that it would grow back fast?? I hate it short... ok i'm done I just needed to gripe!

Hair And Stuff
I went over to a friend's house today and they did my hair. Also, more dissapointment. The girl I like at the insurance place has a boyfriend. I asked my agent about her today. She says she will let me know if that girl is single again. BeforeDuringAfter

Haircut... And School Cramps...
Hey everyone :) Today mom dragged me into the haircut saloon and made me get a haircut... its the same style as the old, just like an inch shorter... At least I got to keep the long hair in front, its a pain in the hiney when it keeps jabbing my eyes...... My school starts at monday, and mom is freaking out... 3 words... I hate her... I dont understand why I have to go through this hectic stress each summer end when school starts, it's just school, for christs sake, I'm going to survive it LOL... She just acts like it's the end of the world... Ugh... Maybe it is... Haha My mood is generally high, though I have a few downs now and then... Mainly for missing Chris, but also my frustration over my everstressing mom whom I believe won't live for her 60's because of stress and smoking... Umm, that was another sidekick... Damn... Oh well... I managed to reach aprox 50% of the storyline in my Pokémon Diamond game... It's really great, I caught Dialga, the Pokémon on the cover :):):)

Hair Removal Method..
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal....The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now....THE WAX!! My night began as any other normal weeknight, come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours, "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise, The BATHROOM. It was one of those "COLD WAX" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax. You just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK?!?) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it t

Hair
well lets see...where to start...i had posted a mumm a few weeks ago about my hair. my sister has told me many times that my hair was too light for my skin tone so i decided that i would color it...well guess what...it turned gray....AHHHHH..then i thought well maybe if i go get it cut, it will take away the stuff that is really gray....well damn it...now its too short and it was still gray...so i bought another box of hair color..tried to color it again...now its on the blackish gray side and looks worse now than it did to begin with. I absolutely hate it...i will post some pics later so you can all see how it turned out...like i said, i hate it, so dont feel bad to tell me what you really think either...i wanna know everybodys opinion.

The Hair.
Im amazed. Ive bleached my hair twice within the same month and now i dyed it red....and its still uber soft and shiny and ...its still there lol HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?! my friend brandy's hair is uber thin and she dyed her hair twice. at the beginning of the month and at the end I guess im just lucky but yeah new pix... eventually

Hairspray Halloween Costume
Hairspray Halloween Costume Shop for movie and tv costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Hairspray is one of the biggest hit movie musicals ever, and Hairspray costumes will be all over at Halloween parties this fall. Grab your Hairspray Halloween costumes and be Edna Turnblad, Tracy Turnblad, Velma von Tussle, Penny Lou Pingleton, or Seaweed Joseph Stubbs etc. So, this Halloween dress up as your favorite Hairspray character. Hairspray is a 2007 musical film produced by Zadan/Meron Productions and distributed by New Line Cinema. It was released in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom on July 20, 2007. The film is an adaptation of the Tony Award-winning 2002 Broadway musical of the same name, itself adapted from John Waters' 1988 comedy film. Set in 1962 Baltimore, the film follows a "pleasantly-plump" teen named Tracy Turnblad as she simultaneously pursues stardom as a dancer on a local TV show and rallies against raci

Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Hair, Again
I realized the other night that it drives me crazy. I just get in the way of a lot of things. I want so badly to cut it off and be done with it, but I can't cuz I want to be able to donate a whole bunch next year for my 10 year anniversary of surviving ovarain cancer. (Go me). It is pretty long now, and I just feel there is nothing cool that I can do with it other then putting it up in a pony tail or a bun and be done with it. I wish I had time in the morning to be able to do something with it. I love how it looks when its down but man, it just gets in the way. Also for any of you who still want to join me in the cutting of the hair on June 5th 2008 the deadline for dying your hair is coming up. You can not have colored hair and donate it. You can't dye it for 6 months before you get it cut off. I will be mosting more details as they come up. I just can't wait to get rid of it. And then when I do, I have no idea how I want to cut it. Should I still leave some leangth or c

Haircut Brings Sanity
I was losing my mind, I cant explain it any other way. I was depressed, lonely, sick, and shaggy. My hair was a disaster, a wild mane unfettered by rhyme or reason. It was as if the roots of the hair actually had a strangle hold on my brain, causing insanity. But No more! Tonight I slew quaffed beast, and it was as if the weight of the world was lifted off my back. Rational thought returned and I feel absolutly ridicolous for the state of mind I had previously been living in. Also, Transformers is a damn good movie, granted that has nothing to do with my hair cut, but when you put the two together IT EQUALS AWESOME!

Hair Removel Incident Lmao
The following was sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless (and embarrassed)- All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, pai of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure >this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah,

Hair
I am going today to get my hair cut.... Don't worry Hair Lovers.... It's not all going away today! Just some simple stuff for today.... I am waiting for my friend to say go, and we will be cutting our hair to donate to Locks for Love.... Then it will be gone. At least for a year. My hair tends to grow fast. I am ready for a change and the next time will be drastic!! To be continued.......

Hair Of Red
My sweet’s embrace grabs hold of something deep within my soul. Her magic touch soothes my heart and fills an empty hole. My sweet’s kisses are so soft and gentle, more exquisite than fine wine. Her slender fingers course through my hair, sending shivers down my spine. My sweet’s gaze I dare not meet too long, although it may be bliss. For in her eyes of ocean blue, I may fall into the abyss. My sweet‘s an earth bound angel, whose wings she had to shed. If my sweet be my true love, then my true love has hair of red.

The Haircut
The Haircut One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased, and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the bar

Hairspray
Having seen this one in the theater, I knew the story going in. Basically its a story of breaking down racial barriers in the 60's. Its a fun story, but what makes it a curiousity and bizarre for me is John Travolta playing Edna Turnblad. As in the the theater, this position as the lead character's mom, is played by a cross dresser. But to see Travolta singing and dancing in this role is surreal. And when Christopher Walken comes out as Travolta's wife and is seducing him, that is really over the top making it worth seeing just for that. This movie is way down on my summer movie list, but it was worth catching on my last long flight.

Hair
I really want to know what the current fascination with shaving is. I mean whats wrong with a bit of body hair? Its meant to be there, if it wasn't it wouldn't grow in the first place. To me you have to blame the porn industry for the fact that every women know things she has to be completely bald down stairs. And they are only doing it for a) hygine (i mean one money shot and your there for hours trying to clean it out your hairs) and b) so it doesn't obscure the filming. I mean its the same reason that there is a huge fascination with anal sex. Its in Porn so all men think its normal and expect there women to do it. But porn isn't real life, so why copy it? to paraphrase David Ducnovy from Californication, when im eating a girl out I like to know shes actually passed puberty. Im not talking some 70's afro, but nicely trimmed is so much better. And its starting in men now as well. I mean if your a cyclist or swimmer or whatever, then yeah shave your arms legs etc, but if your not i

Haircut Request
When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. "Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear." The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that." The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"

Haircut!!!! 8-(
Well i got a great job opportunity and i need to get a hair cut long hair just inst professional enough in todays society. Well im gonna miss it as i think the fans of long hair will too :( its gonna be so hard to get it cut but i did have short hair in the military so its not that im not use to it or havnt had it before but 4 years or so with growing it out :(

Hair Fain
As you may or may not know, come this June 5th will be my 10 year anniversary of my cancer. On that day me, and a few others will be cutting our hair and donating it to Locks of Love. I made the appointment at the Hair Cuttery for June 5th at 2 pm. This is when they will have the most people working. I am giving pleanty of notice to everyone that will be involed with me doing this for you to get the time off. I also need a list of names of the people that are joining me too, so I can let them know. And even if you can't join me and such but still want to donate, they will take it when ever. I will include thier sight so you can check it out. Anything else, please let me know. And speaking of hair, I can not wait for the day to come so I can chop it all off and dye it again. I found a few gray hairs the last couple days. It has made me a little sad, but I guess I will get over it. http://www.locksoflove.org/

Hair = Energy?
well, it's Friday~! Not much has happened this week here. I have had no energy at all to do anything. But being a MOM you know we have to keep on going no matter how bad we feel. I have done little housework and now this morning I have loads of clothes to wash and dry. I have cooked supper every night....so that is good. But that is about all I have done in the house. My hair is gone so I wonder if having hair is the root to having energy....LOL. I signed the kids up for an art class for tomorrow. I hope it is warmer tomorrow than it is today. Anyway, the art class is kinda a therapy for kids with loved ones fighting cancer. It is being held at the local cancer association office. While they are doing that I am going to look around the wig/hat room. Who knows, I may come home with a new "hair style"~! I miss not chatting with my friends as much as before. But this week should be better for me. About the time I start feeling "normal"...it's time for chemo again.

The Hair Dryer
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roarin

Hair Color
ok its about that time again..to dye the hair..haha im getting bored with it again, so i dont have money so i gotta go buy i box and dye it myself :( also dont have the money to get it cut..which sucks..so looksl ike im growing it out for now..i think ill keep it long til summer then cut it again..haha...anyways....i dye it random colors or streak it all the time..well since im doing it myself..im a tard and cant streak it..haha so i dye it a solid color, the last one i did was a red brown..soooo what should i do this time??? auborn red..a weird color..or what? haha yea i know..ill do what i want in the end (which i dont know what it is i want yet) but i just wanna know what u think..hehe so let me know!!!

Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber ope

Hair Salon Scalps Customers
Hair salon scalps customers Mon Apr 7, 2008 12:41pm EDT BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese hair salon has been shut down and fined 500,000 yuan ($71,280) for holding two customers hostage and charging wildly excessive fees for haircuts, a newspaper reported on Monday. College students Zhang Yi and Yuan Sha Sha went for a haircut at Baolou International Beauty Salon in Zhengzhou, in the central province of Henan, expecting to pay the 38 yuan ($5.42) advertised on the window. But when the barbers were done, they produced a joint bill for 12,000 yuan ($1,700), enough to make anyone's hair curl, the Beijing News reported. "After borrowing from 16 people, the two were only able to come up with 9,800 yuan and it wasn't until after 10 pm were they allowed to leave the hair salon," it reported. It was not the first time that the shop tried to cheat consumers. One was slapped with a bill for 4,776 yuan when she came in for a haircut last September. In December, another customer opte

Hair Band Nation W/dj Missile On Rock Hard Radio
HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILEEvery Saturday evening from 8-10 pm on ROCK HARD RADIO May 3 (HAIR BAND NATION DEBUT) Interview with BILL LEVERTY from FIREHOUSE May 24 - Interview with the bad ass female rockers from VIXEN Future interviews on HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILE ~ BRET MICHAELS of POISON ~ TESLA ~ LITA FORD ~ SKID ROW ~ Tune in this Saturday night to hear tracks from Faster Pussycat, Motley Crue, Def Leppard and a whole lot more.

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Hair On My Tongue
Hair On My Tongue by LateNiteFantasy© Hair, hair, hair everywhere! I have hair on my head, I have hair above my eyes, I even have hair on my thighs. I have hair in my ass, I have hair on my balls; There is hair in my nose; And hair has grown under my arms. And after French dipping In your garden of silk hair; I have hair on my tongue, All mixed with sweet cum.

The Hair Cut!
Oh yes, finally after thinking about it I've gotten my hair done an believe it looks so damn cute, short but awesome just wish my cam was working so I can take photos however I'll get around to it sooner than later!

The Hair Dryer
The hair dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course my child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes, perhaps?' The priest answered: 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to da

Hair Poem
I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they devonaire. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astair got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? (Beard Poem) Here's my beard. Ain't it wierd? Don't be sceered, Just a beard.

Hairy Beasts!
OMFG GUYS! Today I got to pet a wild groundhog. I went to feed some ducks at a stream we have here, and this fucking groundhog was waddling right up with them. I gave him pop corn. He rubbed against my leg and wanted more. It was adorable. Never saw one that close up, let alone touched one.

Hair Is A No Go So Far
So yesterday my brother came home with the wrong brand of hair dye..we tested it on my hair and didn't quite come out as bright as i wanted..and i sorta expected it that way.. so gonna do the unexpected..i sure as hell didn't.. eek gonna bleach my hair to blonde..bleh..lmao no offense to blondes..u were born that way...i'm a natural brunette and hispanic..blondes and hispanic color don't always go to together. depending on ur brownish color.. i know i'm gonna cover it up..but to see myself blonde is gonna be freaky..lol i'll take a pic..lmao won't do it till later on tonight..or tomorrow..depending if i have time. kinda nervous bout it..u never really know what ya gonna get when u do blonde..umm ok blonde hair..not a blonde person:P ~dina

Haircut I.d.
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said. "But my husband is here getting a haircut," I explained. "Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."

Hair, Make-up And The Media
Most people, when they wake up, don't have to wonder whether they'll have straight, curly, or wavy hair that day. Guess who does? After two months of research and experimenting (yeah, I'm vain, I know), I can quite confidently say that my hair is not the follicle equivalent of Satan, it is only the follicle equivalent of diversity gone horribly wrong. I can pick out three locks of hair right next to each other, and one will be a tight ringlet, one will be wavy, and the third will be straight as an X-axis on a Cartesian plane. What's more, the curly hair varies between curly or wavy at random, and the wavy hair will be wavy, curly or straight on any given day. Fortunately, a bit of Internet research goes a long way, so that for the first time since fourth grade my hair is actually looking great again. I didn't even know I had curly hair until I tried experimenting with my routine a bit. I've also finally found a couple hairstyles that go well with my hair and with my personality.

Hair
I do so love your hair. I love the way it sways and bends like swells on the ocean Trailing down your back Available For me To wrap it Twice around my arm To pull you up short. I love the way I control your every movement With just a wave of my hand On a whim On your knees Saying Please With eyes that tease No reprieve from me. I love the way the the back of your throat Protests the invasion of My Cock Enough to make your Eyes shut and your Mouth open wide and your Saliva drip from My balls. I love that plaintive little whine When you call for my Cum on your Tongue and in your Mouth beginning to Dribble down your Chin to your Breast. Yes, I love your hair.

Hair Metal Mania!
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Hair Wax (too Funny)
Its been a while since I have posted a Blog. I have yo share this with you guys cause it is so hilarious. It is an eamil that I received today from my aunt and uncle in Texas. I cried while laughing so hard. THIS IS HYSTERICAL! (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) Hair Waxing Story: All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ...the wax. Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you

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Hair, Make-up, And The Media
Most people, when they wake up, don't have to wonder whether they'll have straight, curly, or wavy hair that day. Guess who does? After two months of research and experimenting (yeah, I'm vain, I know), I can quite confidently say that my hair is not the follicle equivalent of Satan, it is only the follicle equivalent of diversity gone horribly wrong. I can pick out three locks of hair right next to each other, and one will be a tight ringlet, one will be wavy, and the third will be straight as an X-axis on a Cartesian plane. What's more, the curly hair varies between curly or wavy at random, and the wavy hair will be wavy, curly or straight on any given day. Fortunately, a bit of Internet research goes a long way, so that for the first time since fourth grade my hair is actually looking great again. I didn't even know I had curly hair until I tried experimenting with my routine a bit. I've also finally found a couple hairstyles that go well with my hair and with my personality.

Hair Cut
Hi everybuddy :) So I found out recently my department was closing due to the loss of my big client. As a result I am being transferred to an office in my new client's building. So I have to dress up and today I had all my hair cut off. I am donating it to Beautiful Lengths , to be made into a wig for cancer patients. New pics of me with short hair are in my "Me new short hair omfg" album. :D My friend TrickyZ made me this:

Hair To Be, Or Not To Be That Is The Question
i try and keep up with the times, and the one thing that is still amazing to me is the female pubic area,don't laugh. me being a old school type of person, and being able to remember my first sexual encounter is female pubic hair, yes i know it has been many moons ago, but, trends seem to follow porn. here is where i'm going with this, as time has past and porn has became more popular womens pubic regions have changed, yes some will say that they, have been shaving since they were 14, lol that might be true if they started yesterday. not to brag but i have seen my share over the years, from a {kojak, being bald}, a {hitler,a little 1 inch, by 1 inch, patch of hair,}to a {landing strip a 1 inch wide to a 3 inch long up and down patch}to a {traditional triangle}, to what ever your imagination you can come up with. for years now, the magarity of women have slaved to a kojak, which is great, but for me i like to see a little bit of hair. why is this you may ask, well it lets me know

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SO around this time every year I try something different with my hair :D LAst time I put tons of bright red in it and got bangs.. it looked nice. I like trying different colours cus my children love it.. they think its cool.. and since their growing up imma milk this for all its worth LOL. soooo. these are the colours I might try.. well I mean one of them of course lol. imma keep my lenght cus hubby would murder me if I cut it..plus it took me forever to grow it this length, but the colour and how it is done is my main concern. sooo if anyone has any Ideas that would be super cus I have tried em all but these ones and I think they all look great , but they look great on these chicks.. I dont know what It would do for me. Later days!!!

Hair For A Cause
Hair for a Cause: Due to a recent fire loss, the Viteri Family has lost pretty much everything they own, including their home. We at Cost Cutters Family Hair Care are setting up a cut-a-thon fundraiser to help our friend/co-worker Natalie and her family. All proceeds will go directly to the Viteri Family. On April 26th, 2009, we will be offering haircuts ONLY for $10 (no colors, perms, highlights, blowdrying...and CASH only!!) between the hours of 4pm and 8pm, and donations will also be welcome. Please contact me for more information or visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=92445380389&ref=

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Hair Herbal Rinse – Natural Hair Care Product
Hair Herbal Rinse – Natural Hair Care ProductBy infusing various herbs into the vinegar rinse, you can enhance different hair colors and condition hair at the same time.Here are some recommended herbs to use with apple cider vinegar: * For dark hair:......Parsley, Rosemary, Sage * For light hair:.....Chamomile, Flannel Mullein, Marigold * For red hair:.......Henna * For oily hair:......Lavender, Thyme, Witch Hazel, Yarrow * For dry hair:.......Marigold * For brittle hair:...HorsetailTo make your own herbal hair rinse natural hair care product: 1. Place 2 tablespoons of the dried herb (or herb mixture) into a muslin bag or tea ball and put in a warmed tea pot. 2. Pour 1 pint (500 ml) of boiling water over the herbs and infuse for 2 hours. 3. Allow the liquid to cool then pour it into a quart (1 liter) jar. 4. Add 1 pint (500 ml) of apple cider vinegar and mix well.To add extra fragrance to the herbal rinse, try adding a few drops of lavender or lemon or r

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Hair Coloring Gone Horribly Wrong!
i dyed my hair last night... most of it looks great.... its this pretty golden brown the only thing is... where i had my blond streaks... is now FUCKING GREY!!! how that happened.. id on't know.. but i put BROWN in.. and it went GREY where my streaks were!! so.. tomorrow.. i am gonna go darker... and try to cover all this mess up... i am too young to have grey hair!

Hair
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Hair Care And Styles
ESSENTIALS FESSENTIALS FOR FALLING HAIR Does your hair fall often Arm yourself with these tools to combat hair fall.Wide-toothed comb# Get yourself a wide-toothed comb. This is probably one of the most important yet underutilized of all hair tools. A wide-toothed comb helps you distribute conditioner evenly all over your hair while shampooing and conditioning. In addition, it also helps get rid of knots smoothly.# The best time to get rid of knots is during conditioning. Apply conditioner and run a wide toothed comb gently through your hair.# While untangling dry hair, do so in sections. Take one section at a time, and first, untangle the ends of your hair. Do so slowly, and don't pull unless you want your hair to fall out in clumps or break.# Don't wait for the last minute before detangling your hair. Every night, while sitting in front of the television, run a wide toothed comb gently through your hair, until you have untangled it completely. Do this every night, and you will notice

Haircut
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Hair Treatment Recipes (repost)
Avocado Deep ConditionerIngredients1 small jar of mayonnaise1/2 avocadoDirectionsPeel avocado and remove pit. Mix all ingredients in a medium-sized bowl with your hands until it's a consistent green color. Smooth into hair being careful to work it to the ends. Use shower cap or plastic wrap to seal body heat in. Leave on hair for 20 minutes. For deeper conditioning wrap a hot, damp towel around your head over the plastic, or use a hair dryer set to a low to medium heat setting.Tropical Island ConditionerIngredients1 avocadoOrganic coconut milkDirectionsPeel and pit avocado. Mash avocado and slowly add coconut milk until smooth and the consistency of hair conditioner. Work through hair to ends. Rinse after 15 minutes and shampoo. Louise Galvin Sacred Locks Treatment Masque for Thick or Curly Hair Jojoba Hot Oil TreamentIngredients2 teaspoons jojoba oil1 teaspoon organic soybean oil or organic sunflower oilDirectionsCombine ingredients then warm gently on low heat. Test temperature o

Hairy Lips.
I did something incredibly stupid today. I think I have a hairy upper lip, the beautician says no and that it is hardly noticeable. It is too fine for electrolysis so she won't do anything about it. I guess she's right but it doesn't stop me from wanting to get rid of it. Anyway, I nair it. But today I manage to get some cream on my bottom lip (I mean on the lip itself) and I didn't even notice it until I came to remove the cream and I took my lip with it. It is still stinging.

Hair
I decided to grow my hair to donate for locks of love. Got to say it is harder than I thought. The hair is getting annoying. It is always in my face and I wake up with the biggest frow in the world. I am happy to still have hair because most of the guys in my family are either loosing or lost their hair. I am happy to do something else to help people with cancer. Seeing my mother died from cancer. So I am in it for the long haul. I count down the days till I get my hair cut. But until then I deal. Ladies I don't know how you all do it. I give props to you ladies it is another thing you do that makes you superior to us men.

Hair Woes. Lmao
from: sociolov Sri Lanka subject: Beauty received: 01/30/2011 12:36 pm replied: no block this member Hi, Sherry, You look gorgeous. Just a change in hairstyle would be fine. You are an exceptional 40+ woman. Everyone's a freakin critic. LMAO!

8 Hair Care Treatments You Can Make Yourself (repost)
Photo: iStockphoto Eggs, yogurt and honey are, at first glance, all components of a tasty breakfast — but they also happen to be hair treatment ingredients, and affordable, all-natural ones at that. And they're not the only ones. Did you know, for instance, that the oils in avocados more closely resemble our own skin's oils than any product in the beauty aisle does? Or that the mild acidity in lemon is an effective — and gentler — alternative to chemical-laden products? Next time your locks need a lift, save money by using one of these kitchen fixes. For all hair types "The [raw] egg is really the best of all worlds," says Janice Cox, author of "Natural Beauty at Home". The yolk, rich in fats and proteins, is naturally moisturizing, while the white, which contains bacteria-eating enzymes, removes unwanted oils, she explains. To use: For normal hair, use the entire egg to condition hair; use egg whites only to treat oily hair; use

Hairpiece Series: Sorts Of Sepia Hairpieces
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Hai :) Show Me Your........
a bit of an update.... since i am only the shadow of the blog whore i used to be. :D i left rocky im in waukegan, il, which is just north of chicago. still stressed, but me and the kids are alot happier, though im sure they miss their fathers bunches and bunches and i am very much looking forward to saturday. now, show me your boobs sarah

Ha I Said A Bad Word!
Last week we were all at my step-sister's having a BBQ. Chinese BBQ is different to normal ones. Ya get the fire but everyone has their own long fork things to skewer whatever meat they want on it and cook it on the fire themselves. Means EVERYONE has to cook not just one person on the grill flipping burgers. Anyways, it's hard work but it's kinda satisfactory cos you do it yourself and stuffs. So I wanted to cook some stuff but I wasn't hungry so my cousin asked me to cook some lamb for her which I did. I slow cooked it...and it was BLOODY MARVELLOUS! It took me at list 30 mins of sitting next to a VERY hot fire to cook it nice and slow. Anyways, I was half way cooking it and then she goes 'actually I don't want it anymore' and then I went.... 'Oh you bloody twat'. She was SHOCKED...SHOCKED I tell you!!! She actually started laughing at me.

Ha!!! I Told You I Was 16 Once.
She did just like I used to do when my parents would fall asleep...she sped her little ass off. A 2 hour drive and she made it here in an hour!!! That's my girl...I mean shame on her...fuck it...she's here in once piece.

Ha Its Spike
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Haiti
a long time ago there were a group of people who worshiped the petrols of the forrest and of the afterworld. these people all came together and prayed to their petrols for freedom, when the deal was made a tree was planted on a mountainside that symbolized freedom.

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Haiti
Ok. I'm sure if anyone took the time out to read this blog, I'm gonna guess the majority are going to think I'm a cold-hearted bitch for what's to come, but I don't care. I'm already sick and fucking tired of hearing about this, just as I was sick and fucking tired of hearing about 9/11. It's a tragedy. I get it. 9/11 I was more tolerant with because it happened in our country. However, it covered the news for years and was irritating. Just like this Haiti thing is. I can't turn on the weather channel or any fucking news channel to see what's going on in the city, state, country, or world without that stupid thing taking up every second of air time. I get it. It's terrible. It sucks. Really, I do understand. However, what about our country? Why are so many people wanting so badly to help out all these other fucking countries when we have huge problems here as it is? There are plenty of children in this country that are homeless or orphans that need to be adopted. There are plenty of

Haiti
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Haiti
ok... guys i need alot of opinions on this,Given the fact our economy is in the toilet,and the for some reason haitis government seems mia on helping their country would do think about it should we be helping this country in thier time of need. Or just Fend for our own country? * comment approval is on but i will approve every comment when i come on this evening thanks

Haiti Pt. 2
http://current.com/items/91925312_where-was-america-before-the-earthquake-when-haitian-kids-were-slaves-eating-mudcakes-to-survive.htm That article really pisses me off. First off, why the fuck is it OUR job to help WHAT SO EVER? How many fucking Americans are down there right now helping, that are simply volunteers, or nurses or doctors? Donating their precious time, not asking for money, and taking care of them? Hmmm? How much help and money and man power are they getting from other countries? This whole issue is really irritating me like no other. If people are gonna bitch about us helping, or say that "we only get involved when its high profile" how about we just fucking let all the poor, pathetic, useless, and worthless countries deal with shit on their own from now on? How about we focus on our OWN country and send our troops to our OWN states within, and let them fucking fend for themselves for a while and wait as they come crying, begging, whining, and bitching for help like

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Hai U Guys!!
Well I'm all back and shit from off of my holidays. It was super, and being back kinda sucks. I twisted my ankle while I was away, so now I'm all gimpy. And I almost have what might be called the vaguest beginnings of a suntan. Kinda. Anyways, here's hoping I've rejuvenated all the ole batteries and are fit for active duty again. Spotlight today?

Haka
check out this video clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCky1H_fiU It is the NZ National Rugby team, The All Blacks, with the debut of their new haka from a year or so back. I would put the clip here but don't know how. I did ask in the cherry support lounge but the answer I got was a waste of time and no help whatsoever. So if anybody has even bothered to read this and knows how to do it please message me.

Haka Flower
Energy is finite. Transformation is natural, needed, but change is difficult. I planted the seed of a giant sunflower while I prayed to be used as a conduit for the healing of Harper. I was denied. No explanations - just the knowledge that I was not needed for that purpose. All that I could watch grow was the fragile sunflower as it rose to meet the warmth of the sun, from its bed of moist earth. I do watch it. It teaches me. Just like Harper taught me - that life is for living. Death will arrive in time, in spite of a Chi Chi that wants so badly to heal and nurture. So we lived our time together. We did a pretty good job. Now I nurture the sunflower planted with the fervent prayers and supplication of a desperate person. It will grow, up towards the sun, and the seeds that will fill the flower top will also fill the bellies of the birds and animals that eat it. In turn they will spread the seeds to other parts of the forest and fields. And on and on it goes... Harper will have

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Hakuna Matada My Friends!!
I was fortunant to be invited by a friend of mine to go see the "Lion King" ,the broadway show on tuesday. If any of you are reading this lemme tell ya...it was SPECTACULAR!! I dont go to many plays/musicals,and it was kind of long, I got out of there at 1040pm. But I never checked my watch once, or asked anyone what time it was. I've never seen the movie either, so I didnt know the plot of it . I was so blown away!!!!!! The actors had such talent ,and a few times I was moved to tears. Either its a good musical or I am pms-ing,because it was moving. Of course the plot is young Simba will someday be king of the jungle ,and has to be rescued out of a few scrapes by his dad, Moustafa.(spelling) . Meanwhile his jealous uncle would like to be king,also, and would like to off his brother, or his nephew. He enlists the help of a few hyena friends in the process. The people who play the characters are really humanlike and animal like at the same time. They wear animal costumes ...but not

Hala Hala
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Hal And The End Of The World
Everyday Hal would get up at precisely 7am. Take precisely 2 minutes to sit and contempate his life. Noting a pad any changes in his routine. Extra stops on the bus. whether some one was particularly loud at work. Anything that needed correcting. He would weigh in, then having corrected his timetables he would look at his watch. check the time against the 3 clocks in his simple bedroom. The wall clock, diigently set to the time clock at his job. The clock radio,with atomic time set to self correct. and then the simple alarm clock, that he brought from his childhood into adulthood. He would wind the alarm clock, place it caerefully on the night stand and two minute drill over, stand and go into his bathroom. Complete his morning constitutional and shower in 10minutes. Then at 7:15am enter the kitchen and make toast and coffee. At 7:32am on his watch. he always checked his watch, Hal would arrive at the bus stop. Hals entire life was organized and by the time on his watch.

Halbfinale
Halbfinale 01.02 17:30 Deutschland 32 : 31 Frankreich 01.02 20:00 Polen 36 : 33 Dänemark Viertelfinale 30.01 17:30 Polen 28 : 27 Russland 30.01 17:30 Deutschland 27 : 25 Spanien 30.01 20:00 Island 41 : 42 Dänemark 30.01 20:00 Kroatien 18 : 21 Frankreich Platzierungsspiele 01.02 15:00 Spanien 27 : 35 Kroatien 01.02 17:30 Russland 28 : 25 Island

Halcyon
Halcyon I Adore thee gentle lady With all my heart, soul might and majik; with thee I am new. Family I have none, friends I have few. People I know and care for little or none. You with me; wilt we become one? Kingfisher Bird of grace… Halcyon days come again when I look upon thy face. Creator of All look upon us we two your children of light Let our love burn long and bright. Smooth our path as we walk towards you. Carry with us thy light and thy song; carry it to the many and the few. Fisher Of Kings, Mother who calms the storm and the sea. Halcyon legend hear my plea!

Halcyon
halcyon HAL-see-uhn, noun: 1. A kingfisher. 2. A mythical bird, identified with the kingfisher, that was fabled to nest at sea about the time of the winter solstice and to calm the waves during incubation. adjective: 1. Calm; quiet; peaceful; undisturbed; happy; as, \"deep, halcyon repose.\" 2. Marked by peace and prosperity; as, \"halcyon years.\"

Haley
Hey guys, I’m Haley, I am going to the University of Florida for college I am the naughtiest, kinkiest, and definitely the horniest little girl around campus. I love being a bad girl. And I love getting caught being naughty just so I can get spanked. I love to have my tight little cunt fucked and sometimes I fuck myself until cum all over. My college teaher have been teaching me alot and I bet you can teach me to be the perfect little cocksucker. My hot little pussy is so wet. Once you taste this sweet little tight little pussy, you will never want to stop sucking on it. I am ready for anything guys, I am a naughty little college coed around campus that loves to be dominated by teachers. I am sure you can teach me to be a little slut. I am definitely into role-play, fetishes, girl-next-door, and many many more. Call me 1-888-697-6557 for Phone Sex

Haley Wants To Godmother!
Haley only has 200k til GodMother she's a great friend of mine and could really use your help leveling. She's adding new photos for everyone to rate and she has plenty of stash also and I'm sure she wont complain if yah wanna bling her also. Heres her link go show her some Fu-Love. AIRBAGS!! My account was hacked give me time to get it all set again@ fubar

Haley's Final Diagnosis
So we are finally home. It was a long 3 days, but well worth it. The testing didn't go as planned. The doctors had hoped Haley's blood sugar would have dropped more before her Ketone output rose too high, unfortunately, it was the opposite and in just 6 hours her Ketones tripled. They stopped the testing, drew the blood they needed and sent away for the results. This morning, after eating last night, her blood sugar dropped unexpectedly which they had to take into consideration with all the other results. They came in and talked with me and said that as they thought before, it is Ketotic Hypoglycemia. Instead of trying to write it out, I am going to copy and paste below the information about it. We also recieved a "No Wait" order for the ER. Any time we need to go to the ER for this, she has an order to be taken back immediately for an IV and a glucose test. I like that she won't have to wait and risk her blood sugar bottoming out or having a seizure. So anyway, we are all home and

Haley
*****Attention Fu Friends and Fam***** I wanted to do a pimped out bully each week for a woman of fubar that is truly Like a Diamond!This week i picked a woman that is beautiful on the inside and out! She is always thinking of others and is truly a Honest!True!Real! Friend! This Woman is Like a Diamond!!! Her name is Haley..she is 23yrs old and is one of the sweetest and most caring person that i have had the honor of meeting on fu! Never in my life have i known someone who is so Out going!She is Simply Amazing! Haley was born with a brittle bone disease called Osteogenesis Imperfecta.She is in a wheelchair and can not walk. Even though she has this disibility it does not define who she is! She Has amazing CONFIDENCE!!! She is Beautiful!She is Sexy!She has a heart of Gold!She is Smart!She is She is Straight to the Point and i love that about her!! ***Plz Go show her lots of Love!! F/R/A her if you have not yet! Re rate her if u have! spank her page hard with lots

Half-hangit Maggie
Maggie Dickson, a Musselburgh fish-wife, broke the 'Concealment of Pregnancy' law after an affair with an innkeeper. The baby died after the birth and she left the corpse on a riverbank. But the body was found and identified, and Maggie was hanged in the Grassmarket in 1728. Afterwards, people heard noises from the burial cart - upon opening the coffin they discovered Maggie wasn't as dead as she ought to have been. If Maggie had been hanged in England, the poor woman would have been strung up again, as English law dictated that a person must be hanged until dead. But under Scots law Maggie was legally dead - and was allowed to go free. She went on to have more children and live a long life running an ale house. There's now a pub named after her on West Port, just off the Grassmarket.

Half Angel
about 4 months ago I set out on this idea for pictures, of me with angel wings, but I wanted to do something different, didn't want to photoshop a drawing or buy a set.. so i figured go big and draw the wings myself. I know it would take some work, and not sure how it would come out. Armed with paper and a pencil I went to work, but I procrastinated, more difficult than i thought.. whew.. only thing, it's a bit smaller than planned So, for the time being, one wing took much work, but I might start workin on the other soon.. someday

Half Blind
apparently i'm almost totally blind in my left eye now. between a blunt force head trauma from a couple of years ago (looong story not worth going over for the 1000th time, and that half of you probably know already anyway.), and having a pitbull lock onto it when i was 4-years-old, it has decided to quit working for shit. now i've seen (LOL!) this coming for quite some time. probably since i was about 7 and the eye doctor told my parents "his left eye's fucking everything up for the right one, and he can't see a foot in front of his face." ok, so he didn't use those exact words but, you get the point. anyway, what i'm trying to say is, i'm not gonna whine like some emo kid. instead, i'm gonna ask... new glasses, that'll probably have a lens the thickness of a fucking 2X4??? or... just sport an eye patch all old school pirate style??? i'm actually crossing my fingers and hoping it turns all white and dead looking. that would just look cool as fuck. then i'll just say sod off to the

The Half - Wit ( Oh Sooooootrue!!!)
The Half - Wit A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.

Half Full Or Half Empty
How come nothing seems fair to me? How come the world has me scared to be? Why can't people walk home alone? How come every time the phone rings, it's a fuckin bone? How come time's always leaving me dry? Why do all the wise men cry? How come there aint enough for everyone? **how come u can't take back the shit u've done?** How come broke people, they stay poor? Riches get more and bolt-lock the doors How come everyone has panic attacks? We need pills just to chill and relax How come we always jumpin off so quick? Why's the air we breathe always making us sick? How come the news always tryin to scare you? Suicide bomber standin near you How come new shit becomes old so fast? How come everything was so much fresher in the past? How come we all supposed to act a certain way? Why we always gotta watch the shit that we say? Why? How come people love to start shit? How come that little kids heart quit? How come all the good is so out of reach? Why is there broken gla

Half Naked
IM JUST BROWSING AROUND ON CHERRY TAP AND COME TO REALIZE SOMETHING...WELL ITS OBVIOUS.NOW NO DISRESPECT TO THESE PEOPLE AT ALL SO PLEASE DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY I JUST LIKE TO SAY IT HOW IT IS.I WONDER IF I SHOULD POST SOME PROACITIV PICTURES OF ME ON HERE JUST SO I CAN BE ON A HIGH LEVEL. I DO HAVE SOME YA KNOW. DO I REALLY CARE? NOT REALLY BUT JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN..HE HE.WHY NOT? I KNOW DAM WELL IF I DID I WOULD BE OFF THE CHAIN ...NO DOUBTING THAT. :) MAYBE ON THE DAYS WHERE I FEEL DOWN ON MY SELF, SELF CONSCIENCE OR JUST FUCKED UP HORMONES I CAN REFER TO MY CHERRY TAP PAGE AND "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" GET MY GOODIES WAY UP! LOL! IM SORRY I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY AS HELL. I LIKE COMPLIMENTS DONT GET ME WRONG WHO DOESNT BUT THAT JUST CRACKS ME UP.ANYWAYS I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE A FEW ON MY PAGE THOUGH CAUSE IM STILL A ROOKIE....LMAO!!!!!! ....ANYONE WHO WANTS TO ACTUALLY HAVE A CONVERSATION OR WHATEVER THOUGH LET ME KNOW AND MAYBE I WILL SHO

Half Story-fiction
Hmmm...what to transfer?...this one works well. It was a rpg room description for a now dead site. Bleh...anyway, it's called Stricken Redemption. Somewhere between the past and the future lies a providence isolated from the rest of the world. Those who are found unfit or incapable to be freed from the consequences of sin reside here. Vampirism... a disease that the world has feared for centuries had risen. Followers of the vampire cult, who more than anything wished to be like the walking dead they so admired began going to extreme lenghts to get what they wanted. Murders were cropping up all across the globe. What had began with good intentions, turned into a crime when fledgling vampires could not control the hunger that always rode them. Fanatics of lycanthropcy sought out the leaders of lycan society. Soon there were more preternatural creatures than there were humans. Religious activists and enthusiasts led a new holy war against the sins of the damned. Claiming that human kin

Half Hour Left In Bbw Round 2 Contest!!! Plz Read!!! I Need Yr Votes!!! Ty So So Much!!! Luv You Guys!!! Let's Do This!!! *hugs*
IM IN BBW ROUND 2 CONTEST AND I NEED ANY/ALL HELP I CAN GET!!! PLZ RATE AND COMMENT BOMB!!! PLZ LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO REPAY YR GENEROSITY!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!! MUAH!!! XOXOXOXOXOX, KATE :) JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW, THEN RATE AND COMMENT BOMB!!!

The Half Blood Prince
The half blood prince The 6th book of the Harry Potter series. I had been waiting for this book to get here for a while, but it finally came and was what I was hoping for. The Harry potter series for those of you that aren’t familiar with the books or the movies, each one is a year in Harry’s life, and another year at “Hogwarts school of wizardy”. Obviously this is his sixth year at school and I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume that you have at least seen the movies (there are four of them so far) and the protagonist “lord Voldormort” has risen again (happened in the 4th movie) and now things are really getting bad for the good wizards, and not to great for the rest of the world (mostly Great Britton for now). I don’t think I’m ruining anything by saying that Harry makes it through to the end, since from the start of the series J.K Rowling said that she was going to be doing at least seven books in this series. And, hopefully you had already heard that a major char

Half Time Show
just a quick note...why would u have prince playing at the super bowl...wat happened to the good bands like maybe guns and roses or metallica...a band that will get u pumped not put u to sleep... PURPLE RAIN??? haha o and sorry for all u prince fans just not feelin at for a halftime show

Halfway Mark! Ya'll R Great!!!
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Half Ass Freindships Again!!!
I WENT THRU MAJOR SURGERY A WEEK AGO AND OUT OF ALL MY "FRIENDS" (WHICH THERE ARE ALOT...BOTH ONLINE AND IN PERSON) ONLY 2 CALL ME PERIODICALLY TO SEE HOW IM DOING!!! I UNDERSTAND THAT LIFE IS CRAZY BUT DAMN....I GUESS THAT IM GONNA START TREATING PEOPLE HOW IM TREATED....I JUST WONT GIVE A FUCK!!! I GAVE MY NUMBER TO QUITE A FEW PPL ON HERE SO THEY COULD CALL ME SOMETIME AND GUESS WHAT?!?!?! NOT THE FIRST PERSON HAS CALLED AND IF U ARE READING THIS...DONT FUCKING BOTHER!!!! IM NOT ASKING ALOT OUT OF ANYONE...JUST ATLEAST ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME!!! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVENT TALKED TO ME IN A WHILE...IM DOING OK. SURGERY WAS ON THE 6TH AND I HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE HOSPITAL SINCE THEN. I GO BACK ON WED. TO SEE IF I NEED TO HAVE FURTHER SURGERY. THAT IS MY RANT FOR THE DAY!!!

Half A Song
Hurt to a point that I can't breathe I didn't think you'd be the one to leave But you've gone and left a rift And you're only half of what I believed. There was stars at the sound of your voice Now this silence makes such horrible noise this new hell is crippling me What you've done will become your worst choice. (All my lyrics are rough copies. I'm such a perfectionist that probably only two or three lines of each poem will make it to the song.)

Half The Women On This Website Make Me Puke And Guys Stoop To There Level Men You Really Are Fucking Stupid Everyone Of You That Do This
You know why fucking women are always on top of the internet world its because men are so fucking stupid to make them that way alright allow me to explain im not a fucking idiot I understand fully whats going on on this bull shit site geeks and nerds see all anyways so women have on there profiles oh add me fan me rate me before you add me to my fantasy world and men fucking stoop down and do this its no wonder why women are oh so popular on this fucking website you dont see any popular guys except the muscle heads because its simple really I dont care if I loose friendship involving this I know for a fact this is pure 100% real ....so fuck you and your popularity enjoy it its the fucking internet wake the fuck up you dumb bitch.......im a man who speaks up and has balls not stick my tail between my legs and walk away....Now ill admit some of you have nice game but ehhh whatever I find the effort making me go home with a hurting brain so I quit...

Half Way There .. And Just A Little Distracted ..
Ok .. so I have almost all my stuff at the new place and find out that my wardrobe just wont fit in my new place... To big by 2 inches.. LOL .. Im not complaining .. but sheeish .. since when has being to big been a bad thing? Anyhow .. I guess Im living out of a suitcase for a while... LOL .. Now just to get the unpacking done ... *sigh* .. Ok so Im not at home or unpacking .. Im with the woman ... shoot me for wanting to spend time with her... Its a good distraction...

*~half Truths~*
*~Half Truths~* I was in this place where I didn’t matter. Spiraling down into nothingness Back where I didn’t want to be A place of empty words and un-kept promises. All I realized was I didn’t deserve better. This is the life I was meant to live That all changed. I had a wake up call. The brutal truth was given to me By someone closer to me than my family. He helped me realize I deserved better Then this destructive lifestyle I was falling into. A true friend that will always be there. A person I cherish dearly. He told me something that made me cry. I broke down when I looked at who I was becoming. A person I hated and longed to leave behind. I want to go back to liking me for me. And rid myself of empty promises and hurtful truths. The only truth is I am done, Done with the memories and words that only bring me down. So goodbye to the one person that makes me drown in my Own thoughts of inflict

Half Past Four
It was yesterday morning When the lonyness set in To many years of worry And wondering where I've been I hear the songs on the radio They all sound so strange to me We used to dance to a different tuneWhen I felt A little more free Oh I just don't feel like trying anymore No I just don't feel like trying anymore I died at three and it's now a half past four The days are gett'in shorter And the cold is sett'in in It's been another long year Soon coming to an end Those neon lights keep flashing Reaching out,Seem to spell my name Runn'in hard to keep ahead of years Run to hard and lost it all to fame Oh I just don't fell like trying anymore No I just don't feel like trying anymore I died at three an it's now a half past four. Jimbo/Copyright/11/19/75

Halfway Home......
Halfway Home [Current State of Mind] I'm halfway home and I'm on my own. I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind. I plan to leave here after supper time, that's when traffic is light. All I need is a sign and I'll be alright. I'll be fine. [Six Months Later] I used to think that I could just sleep and then I'd dream. And everything it would come to me. Until I woke one day without anything to eat, lying on the opposite side of the street. I'm halfway home and I'm still out on my own. I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind because it ain't my time to stay or say. I'll never lay down. [One Year Later] I used to think that I could just sit and wait for the time. But I know I gotta meet them halfway. I'm halfway home, I tried home running with the flow. I'm halfway there. Ain't it funny how everybody seems to care. I planned to get there around supper time, they're serving up bread and wine. All I needed was a sign and I'll be

Half Jack
Half underwater I'm half my mother's daughter A fraction's left up to dispute The whole collection Half off the price they're asking In the halfway house of ill repute Half accidental Half pain full instrumental I have a lot to think about You think they're joking? You have to go provoke him... I guess it's high time you found out It's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong You'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too Long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back I'm half jill And half jack Two halves are equal A cross between two evils It's not an enviable lot But if you listen You'll learn to hear the difference Between the halfs and the half nots And when i let him in i feel my stitches getting sicker I try to wash him out but like she said:the blood is thicker I see my mother in my face But only when i travel I run as fast as i can run But Jack comes tumbling after.... And when i'm brave

Half Naked Chicks, A Stage Show, And Babysitting A Drunkard
Well saturday was the fetish ball. It was fun after all the mess. Alot of people i knew came. There were several military buddies there too. One of them though decided to get overly drunk and then was left by his friends. Of course the caring natured person i was worked the show and took care of my friend as well in the process making others somewhat unhappy with me as I didn't really spend time with them. Then a solution came for my drunken friend. He was overly drunk so he went and slept in his truck. It worked. And so my night went better. I felt so happy because everyone was spending time with me. I was popular for a night in a world where I am usually ignored. I made new friends as well. My day was crazy and i am more than tired but all in all the night went way to fast. I will have pictures later. I hope to get in as part of the show at halloween as i truly loved every minute of working with the cast and crew.

Half Way....
Alright I noticed we had TONS of comments/mail. So we are back. I am going to let hubby J handle this account. I like to keep up with myspace and he will keep up with here. I will have to figure out how to do layouts for this site. :) Maybe if my lovely ex husband would ever send me my graphic programs I would love to use them. MUCH easier for me to use my MS Frontpage than anything. Adobe cost way to much! Especially on a free lancer's budget! Sorry to our friends we were gone for so long. We really needed to try to stay away from the drama but guess what...IT NEVER GOES AWAY!

Half Year Report :)
WOW..... 6 month r almost over lol unbelievable how stupid and shitty this year was so far... i thought it couldnt be worse when 2006 finished but 2007 is really... hm... dont even know a word.... i always try to think about something i did wrong and that life pays me back now.... there is no light in the tunnel at the moment and it seems like i lose so many special people with being a bitch ... but sometimes thats the only way i can stand this whole disaster .... when my son got sick this year..that was the worst moment in my life... i was alone..standing in this room and 1 million people asked me stupid questions...while i saw my son laying on the ground... and doctors tried to help him.. i was never ever so scared... losing my child would be the worst thing in the world.. i dont know what i would do without him.. he makes me smile everyday... he helps me as good as he can with his 4 years.. he is a great little boy and he is so strong.. i hate being the person who has to d

Half-finished Jobs Irritate Me
Consider my entire page NSFW from now on. Frankly, if I were your boss and caught you looking at fubar.com (or whatever name it is going by currently) at work, I'd put you on probation--possibly recommend you for termination (depending on what you were looking at here). This entire web site is "Not Safe for Work". IF YOU ARE AT WORK CLOSE THIS PAGE AND GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!

Half A Joint
HaLf A jOiNt Current mood: blah Category: Life HaLf a jOiNt got half a joint... chillin'. I can really appreciate having a HEAD FULL OF SHIT and the ability to not think about a damn thing. Reality vs. fantasy and one mo' again I seem to tightrope the thin line that divides the two. All the pieces are coming together in the ol' grand scheme of things... I've come a long way. My ass is moving forward and there is no turning back... rule 1: No Wasted Steps I firmly believe that I can be one cold-hearted motherfucker until someone or something comes along to earn my respect. I mean... how can i take something seriously if it can't even look me in the eye? "Bullshit" doesn't earn my respect... understand that shit completely, ok? I can smell bullshit from half the country away. Throwing it at me is only going to get me to see right through you instead of ever really seeing you there at all... know what i mean? I'm facing down my demons... re- earning the

Half Off On All Kits. . . Join The Pure Romance Team Now!!!
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The Half Of You
Until you find the person who completes you... you would never know that all along... You are only half of whatever you were meant to be.. Find someone who completes you... Your other half, your better half... Someone whom you can't live without... And when you find that someone... Don't let go... Never take that someone for granted, For when you lose that person, It will be very hard to live a life having only half of what you were... _dYaNiKa_

The Half Wit
There was an old cowhand who owned a small ranch in Montana . The Montana Wage &Hour Dept. Claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board." "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.

Halfway To Everywhere
You could be so energy Electricity You could be lightening You could be anything A masterpiece A revolutionary You can see what, you want to see Can you let it be? Learn or teach Im only halfway to everywhere Im thinking positively Positively This is possible They can say right or wrong Never hear this song Or look you in the eye Im getting rid of negativity Lose the loss in me Call it equality Good luck is a frame of mind Call it humankind And say its destiny

Half Hearted
I took a chance one day Told you what was in my heart on that day I fell apart Loving you without you knowing was so much easier Now we seem to just be friends These feeling I have I could not end. They claw at me from deep inside wanting to come out not wanting to hide I wish I could stop them I wish i could go back and not tell you a thing Before I did it was just a dream our friendship means so much it's one that is truly touched I stand against the flames of my desire trying to put them out with just a glass of water half hearted is my attempt I am consumed I made you a promise that I tried to keep but long ago I promised myself To follow my heart Deep in the Vally where the pain runs cold always knowing in the end it will drop me to my knees tell your self if you wish that I will stop trying but my love is not dying these feelings are just hiding waiting for you to ask for them a

Half Naked Girls
Do you get sick of profiles of half naked girls with their breasts flashing at you? To get recognisition here, do you have to have photos of yourself in skimpy clothes? come on, where's the class? I guess thats the first thing I saw when I first came to 'fubar' were half naked chicks and I thought "oh its that kind of place" ... It took me awhile to decide weither I wanted to join this site or not. Anyway I want to maybe give this place a try and give it the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I'll find some neat people to talk to with interesting things to discuss... P

"half A World Away "
"Half a World Away " Half a world away, she stares through the screened personalities, with eyes the color of the Pacific, wading in the entwined web, wondering if this masked world can hold some sense of truth for her. Half a world away, he shuffles endlessly, casual in his efforts, reluctant to depart from the surf, sinking into his enthralled thoughts of this verbose, yet vacant palace. Until arises a tide and by fate alone the two blue waves collide into one white withdrawing unity; however, the sounds they make are not quite the same. Hers holds a sweeter darkened tone, while his sighs in subtle oddities. So strange the current made that a unique bond is formed. Now gently swayed backwards the two are pulled within the vastness of the oceans. There they dance about the Earth, glimmering and reflecting laughter from one to the other, sparkling infinitely among the twilight. From half a world away they have drifted into each other. Unaware that t

Half Drunk
"Crazy is what the sane muster up amungst themselves to solidify the imaginary descrepincies. Making the walk with jaded dislexia the wrong way on a narrow trail paved with doubt brings definition to empty banter with a hollow resolve" "Danny Legend"

Half Naked People
As I sit here on fubar. I get very disqusted sometimes. Why do people have to put themselves out there with naked photo's? Are they that attention starved? Are they that hard up that they have to expose themselves to people they dont even know? Do they think that their boobs or their private area looks that much better then someone else's that they will get more photo views? I guess I am old school. I dont think it is appropriate to show your self naked to anyone other then your significant other or the doctor. No one needs to see that kind of thing. That just opens yourself up to a can of worms..and perhaps stalkers. There is nothing wrong with putting a photo of yourself up with your clothes on..people will look at that too. Just my thoughts for this morning.

"half Shit-faced" - The Queers
I think paying fuckin' rent sucks. I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks. I spilled a beer in the living room. I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon. Half shit-faced. Half shit-faced. Half shit-faced. Half shit-faced. GO! Our ex-guitar player sucks. He ripped us off two hundred bucks. his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass And an ugly face to match.

Half Way There Please Help!!!!
IM MORE THEN HALF WAY TO THE END. NEED MORE HELP PLEASE!!! SOOOOOO PLEASE PEOPLE¡¦HELP A GIRL OUT..LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ This is the host of the contest Fan/Add/Rate him. Cup Of Joe@ fubar

Half Easily...
New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments Raintrops of that could rain whip on window glass Remaind me your tears five of ten what you cry , because of me half hate, half relief in your mind it,s half easily to let go easily cry pain inside you tears of sorrow-- than feel happy Now your mind is like that crey sky Outside you see those who are happy they enjoy life, they enjoy love they deserve that You deserve that too but you forget to enjoy

Half Moon Spell
Look at me wide eyed. Draw an ill informed sigh between lush parted lips, gloss tinted erotica trips softly moaned like mantras under bedazzled breath, dazed and drunken daredevil on inflammable infatuation. This is not staged, but the tinted lens of my perception, capturing the capturer of an aching attention between a raven black sky and a crimson black sea. Two downcast beacons, indigo black lash framed circles of eternity, ascending to nexus one fluttering blink at the time. Look at me wide awake, daydreamer, nightflyer. Pull like gravity my own gaze, descending towards a rising blush, and my will and breath to the naked texture, invitation in bloom. Framed just below two tense shoulders and just above a gentle silk embrace, fuelling my envy. Look at me, alert through seven senses. Smell my hair while you taste the hunger like acid milk on the tip of your tongue. And know, just know my presence in the faint quakes of a beating

Half Off Till Newyears!!!
I hope you are too... so with that i give ytou this! i make fubar id's for fubux and they are all custom and no two are alike unless you order on like someone elses! they will only cost you 15k 7,500 thats is and you get this small peice of me and if you want a glitter 1 they cost 30k 15k those are really exclusive!!! here are some examples if you want one send the money and i will get right your order to you as soon as i can!!! i also make blinkys And i make these for 40k 20k !!! Oh and last but not least! Just for this time i will put you in my hot like phyre folder if you buy one... if you havent seen it go check it out i usally on put friends in there and its getting really popular so if you want your pic in there buy an id and thats your spot!!! when you order tell me what you want and give me a general description

Half Full/half Empty
Why is it you embrace so tight such negativity? Only seeming to see the worst of it all in all that there is to see. A constant clouded perception on the darker side of things weighed down by the heavy sense of it all that such dread and depression brings. Don't you think that it might be better to arrange a little room for a bit of positive thinking instead of impending doom? Every cloud has a silver lining and there's a possibility when viewing without the blinders that even YOU might see... Past the gloom in the distance the sun is shinning bright cast aside such negative thinking and bask in the utter delight! You can view the cup as half empty or prefer to view it half full the choice my friend is yours to make which opinion you let rule.

Half Done??
we had our appt with the doc today about my son.Walked away with the same vague diagnosis as we had when we walked in. Doc suggests Ohio Legal Rights to push the school along in getting the iep. And that we should be getting mr/dd services too. Im very discouraged.. im pushed back to square one again.. and this time with a bigger fight to take on.

Half And Half
Drink Name: Half and Half Category: Beer-Based Glass Type: Beer Mug Our Rating: 4.90 out of 5 stars (10 votes) Ingredients: 1/2 pint(s) Guinness 1/2 pint(s) Harp Directions: Pour one half pint of Harp into a pint glass. Then use the back side of a spoon while pouring the Guinness, this will lead to less foam. Let settle, then have a few, your Irish Eyes will be shining. This is just like a Black and Tan, only better. It has a really nice black gold contrast, just don't let it sit too long because the Guinness will fall after a while.

The Half That Makes Me Whole
I searched for you , Upon every hill. My unmasked passion, Weaker still, I reached for you , with maimed hands , They streached and reached , To distant lands, My soul weeped , In river beds , And wilted forests, With the pain they shed , I altered the Hinge of every question , As wild amazement fastened on , And as the gentel summer beckoned , In wonderment I crept alone, I transformed the earth , And branchs grew, Vivd colors spilling , Onto every painters hue, Sent out my hearing , If only to hear , That you were close by , But none was near, I wept for days , Flooding lands , Constant sorrow , As my eyes scanned, I uprooted trees , As harsh winds blew , My fury screaming , Yet still.... I could not find you . I surpassed the sun , And captured the moon , It was a gift to give to you , If only I could find you soon , The mountian tops I brought to ground , The seas i rumaged throug, L

Half Lit, Time For A Beer.
Why am I writing this when I have had enough adult kool-aids that I am past tipsy? I am just not ready for hitting the hay yet. So here I am sitting in the dark, trying to type on my laptop with fingers too big and clumsy to hit the right keys. (Another great use for spell check.) I have no rant, as I already got my bitching done at the bar, and all that is left is the happy drunk that sits in the corner and tells everyone they are "The Best". I guess I could pull a bottle or two from the fridge and push myself deep into the dark areas of alcohol consumption, but watching my old room make sit in the dark and drink alone was alway the most pathetic act I had ever seen. Is sitting alone typing in the dark any better? Good question. I don't know, and am feeling too good to care. So what to write when I can hardly type??? Well, I do not think I am going to come up with any great thinking right now. No better mouse trap. No plan for world peace. And no fantastic insight into the human cond

Half Life
Styling your shroud Infecting the crowd Steady letting the fruit of her thrill Fool you so well Fictitious styles of living We've expected to work But this is all your giving Half of what your worth Pigeon hold in battles Overtones of snow in her clutch Falling through lines One more breath destroys the best of you The death of you Styling your shroud Infecting the crowd Steady letting the fruit of her thrill Fool you so well A precious gift embedded deep within your skin But parasitic pleasures are closer than kin Please expose your shadows Such concerns are products of love Falling in lies One more fraud destroys our trust in you Our love for you Styling your shroud Infecting the crowd Steady letting the fruit of her thrill Fool you so well As you kiss the abstract And pray it's everything you'd hoped for The smell of her, the thrill of her The fruit of her, the use of her Is killing everything that you've worked for The smell of her, the

Half And Half
Category: Beer-Based Glass Type: Beer Mug Ingredients: 1/2 pint(s) Guinness 1/2 pint(s) Harp Directions: Pour one half pint of Harp into a pint glass. Then use the back side of a spoon while pouring the Guinness, this will lead to less foam. Let settle, then have a few, your Irish Eyes will be shining. This is just like a Black and Tan, only better. It has a really nice black gold contrast, just don't let it sit too long because the Guinness will fall after a while.

Half Price Big Macs For Fighting Global Warming
TOKYO - A Japanese government website crashed Wednesday as people raced to take up an offer of a half-price McDonald's hamburger in exchange for pledging to fight global warming. The Japanese unit of the US burger giant Tuesday offered a Big Mac for 150 yen (1.3 dollars), about half the normal price, to anyone demonstrating a commitment to preventing climate change. People were asked to check up to 39 boxes on a form they could download from the environment ministry's website, each listing a way of reducing carbon dioxide emissions blamed for global warming. "We started seeing a rise in access yesterday and it surged this morning. We are now trying to restore the system," said Kenji Someno, who heads the ministry's Lifestyle Policy Office. It was the ministry's first system crash following a corporate offer related to environmental efforts. "McDonald's is such a familiar name with people and they eat there often. The Big Mac discount gives them the strong impression that

Half-truism
One is for envy And one just for spite The cuts in my heart They show in your eyes Don’t make it better The twisting knife Turns all by itself Move on to someone else Your self-liberation Will leave this behind Beyond slings and arrows That rain on our minds You’ll make it better Shake it off It never mattered anyway If we don’t make it alive Well it’s a hell of a good day to die All our light that shines strong Only lasts for so long And it’s ashes to ashes again Should we even try to pretend? All our light that shines strong Only lasts for so long The banner you’re waving Is burning and red It’s blocking the sunlight That shines overhead You against the world Diamonds and pearls Voices inside you churn Watch the city burn Your own liberation Will leave them behind All the slings and arrows That rain on your mind Don’t make it better Break it cause It never mattered anyway

Half A Head
At the produce section of the local market, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The young attendant said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there that wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canad

Half Full Or Half Empty ?
Half Full Or Half Empty ? Seasons Change Night Becomes Day And People Change . That’s What It’s All Bout These Days Ninja’s You Can All Relate To Not Having A Easy Life Trying Hard To Make Threw Your Day With Out Screaming Out Load Is A True Task In Itself Yall I Have Never Been One To Have A Day Go By With Out Finding A Way To Make It Worse With Out Even Trying There Are Times When I Stop And Question Why ? Why Should I Keep This Up Why Bother At All . I Think Why Bother Wither Away Worrying About What I Could Have Done To Avoid The Wicked Shit That Falls Down On Me Every Day And It’s A Tough Thing I Would Just Rather Turn My Back And Walk Away But I Don’t I Just Keep Going And Try To Make Sure That I Don’t End Up Repeating The Same Mistakes But Some Times I Can’t Undo The Damage I Do In The Mistakes I Make And People Get There Feelings Hurt And They Never View You The Same Way Again And It Hurts Me For I Know I Lose Ground And Can Never Regain There Respect . So I Put That On Ever

Half Nelson
Saw this at the weekend. That film where Ryna Gosling plays a crack addict teacher who gets caught by, and then befriends, one of his students. Whichs ounds ridiculous, but is actually a really well-made sympathetic piece of drama. Good stuff. 'Lars And The Real Girl', which he's also in, is also great.

Half Gone... *by Me*
I feel so stupid Every time I think of you Time wasted Love lost Wishing I could tell The difference between right And what is so wrong I believed you I thought you cared Thinking of u made me so happy And now all I can do Is cry at the simple thought of you You broke my heart without a doubt I never though you’d dream of hurting me But here I am overwhelmed with pain Not even knowing what to do I thought u would be there When I needed you the most But instead you broke me When my heart couldn’t take it You push me down and beat me When I was already half gone…

Half-breed Muslin
Andy Lacasse, a Korean War veteran and militant supporter of Hillary, placed this sign in his front yard. His neighbors are not happy. One neighbor, Steve Rice, said "If you're going to attract attention, at least make sure your spelling is right." Since Lacasse properly hyphenated the word "half-breed," Rice may be referring to Lacasse's use of the word "muslin." To clarify, I turned to the Online Etymology Dictionary for some history of the word "muslin": 1609, "delicately woven cotton fabric," from Fr. mousseline, from It. mussolina, from Mussolo "Mosul," city in northern Mesopotamia (modern Iraq) where muslin was made, from Arabic Mawsil. Like many fabric names, it has changed meaning over the years, in this case from luxurious to commonplace. In 13c. O.Fr., mosulin meant "cloth of silk and gold." The meaning "everyday cotton fabric for shirts, bedding, etc." is U.S., 1872. It's unclear which meaning Lacasse intended. Is he saying that Obama is (half) woven from

Half Of Me
Half of Me What you see now What is left behind Is an empty shell As fate has been unkind Just when I started To have time by your side The house was emptied And my life lost it's stride You Are the best part of Me Now I have nothing left Taken from me was my heart Under the rug my feelings swept Now when the world looks A formless shadow it will see A faded mirage in the distance All that is here is Half of Me

Half Jill, Half Jack
My father...I love him but sometimes...most of the time...he can be a real asshole. I wish I could get away from everything...start over. Thought I would post some lyrics That pretty much sum it up. I can't think of any better words to say it...so... half jack By The Dresden Dolls half underwater i'm half my mother's daughter a fraction's left up to dispute the whole collection half off the price they're asking in the halfway house of ill repute half accidental half pain full instrumental i have a lot to think about you think they're joking? you have to go provoke him... i guess it's high time you found out it's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong you'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back i'm half jill and half jack two halves are equal a cross between two evils it's not an enviable lot but if you listen you'll learn to hear the difference betw

Half-life
I see the pictures in my mind I hide the pain behind my smile Anger in my eyes stabbing back at you What you have done will stay inside me Take away the pain and leave me empty A shell with nothing to cling to I feel every barb, hate every word These feelings make me suffer Never saw a reason to feel this, I just do Force myself to live through this I'm afraid to stay here, alone Darkness feeds on my fear I look for the light at the end of the tunnel It's warmer here, safer in the thorns Part of me wants to end this Half of me wants to stay where it's warm

Half-wit
Just rolls off the tongue nicely half-wit (hfwt, häf-) n. Slang A foolish or stupid person. half-witted adj. half-witted·ly adv. half-witted·ness n. Thesaurus 1. half-wit - a person of subnormal intelligence changeling, cretin, idiot, imbecile, moron, retard mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense) simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense 2. half-wit - a stupid incompetent person dimwit, doofus, nitwit colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense

Half The World
Half the world hates What half the world does every day Half the world waits While half gets on with it anyway Half the world lives Half the world makes Half the world gives While the other half takes Half the world is Half the world was Half the world thinks While the other half does Half the world talks With half a mind on what they say Half the world walks With half a mind to run away Half the world lies Half the world learns Half the world flies As half the world turns Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half Half of us divided Like a torn-up photograph Half of us are trying To reach the other half Half the world cares While half the world is wasting the day Half the world shares While half the world is stealing away

Half Here, Be Back Soon
i finalized my move saturday, but not w/o getting messed up pretty bad. I went ad got the moving truck, parked it, and when i went to get out somehow fell down onto my knees, twistig one leg under me pretty good. needless to say i was about useless to help my friends move me and right now w/o my pc's hooked up cause i cat get under the desk and do everything. so ill be back online in a few days (i hope) when i can actually use my knees , until then just have this slow ass laptop. miss all my fu friends ***hugs***

Half The Sky
“Hey, Comrade Mom, I’m Heading to the Disco!” “The world has changed.” Thus the bizarre ritual of foot binding, a cruel technique to satisfy the particular aesthetic prejudices of a time long ago stand out in sharp contrast, drawing expressions of awe, wonder and amazement from even those most intimate to one who wears this social scar. Foot binding, once a common practice involving the forced deformation of the feet of little girls was a practice rooted in matrimonial customs with the acknowledged aesthetic being that small feet were more desirable and thus created a better chance of the girl securing a more favorable husband. Much like the western practice of castration, the practice of foot binding wouldn’t’ survive long into the 20th Century, the last of its victims now cultural oddities, relics of a time long past. The world had changed. Cultures change and customs therein reflect. It was once the custom in China (as with wide swath

Half-truisms
One is for envy, and one just for spiteThe cuts in my heart, they show in your eyesDon't make it betterThe twisting knife turns all by itself onto someone elseYour self-liberation will leave this behindBeyond swings and arrows, there ain't alibi (?)Don't make it betterShake it off, it never mattered anywayIf we don´t make it aliveIt´s a hell of a good day to dieAll our lives that shines strongOnly lasts for so longAnd it´s ashes to ashes againShould we even try to pretendOur lives that shines strongOnly lasts for so longThe banner you're waving is burning in redIt's blocking the sunlight, that shines overheadYou against the worldDiamonds and pearls, voices inside the...Watch the city burnYour own liberation will leave them behindOn the swings and arrows, there ain't no alibi ???Don't make it betterBreak it 'cause it never mattered, anywayIf we don´t make it aliveIt´s a hell of a good day to dieAll our lives that shines strongOnly lasts for so longAnd it´s ashes to ashes againShould we

Halftime
Coach is in the front yelling but you cant hear him...You are to busy sittn there with your head between your knees. Thinking of all the mistakes you have made and of all the shots you should have took but didn't, plays you could have made but let pass you by. How you should have listen to your coaches instruction more in practice. Now maybe you have never played any sports or ever experienced a locker room. But im talking about life which is just like a sport in which we have all did things we wish we hadnt , there were shots in life we wanted to take but were to fearful to try. We have played our first half so badly but know we have so much more inside of us.So here we sit at halftime no matter your age young or old. With the chance to go out and play the best 2nd half we ever have.You might think oh but ive made so many mistakes or went down one to many wrong roads i just dont see a way out or a chance for a better life..Well im here to tell ya there is one who can turn it

Half Naked Pics And Breast Shots And Missleading Body Jester Pics
EVERYTHING TYPED HERE IS MEANT WITH ALL THE RESPECT IN THE WORLD ladies do me a favor make up ur minds. this is for all the ladies that have anything that was covered in subject and post in there about me area no yim no cam and dont shout me. pls pic a side to be on the tease and sexy side or the just want to make freinds and help each other make points there is no stradling the fence here so to speak u ithere atract with simple type pics to get simple freinds or racey pics and u attract racy type friends. the pics in the subject sugest sex and playfyllness u dont want it dont post it.

Halftime.
The house was quiet; he was sitting there watching a football game on television when she walked into the house. She walked over to him and kisses him softly on the lips before kicking her heals off and sliding out of the pants she is wearing. She folds her pants and lays them over the arm of the couch before curling up next to him on the couch with her feet tucked up under her ass. He leans over and kisses her forehead before grabbing her one leg a pulling it over his lap so that she is straddled over top of him. She sighs and curls up into his chest, her head buried into his neck. She breaths in deeply, taking in the scent of his cologne deeply into her lungs. She again sighs and wiggles into him closer, He wraps his arms around her as she does so, she can feel his cock bounce to life under the lace of her panties. He kisses her shoulder and she lifts her head up to look into his eyes, as she does he kisses her passionately. While they kiss they let their hands explore each oth

Half Of
What do you think of a girl friend with who I fight against half of the time? Does not have any problem taking a separate vacation and as a mother I would want her to have her perspective correct. She does not need a boy friend who has a mind but a puppet she can manipulate in any way she chooses. Email Deb. Glory to God N

Half A Life
Shadows, over my life, darkness around my heart, cutting the pain away, is only just a start. living with regret and what might have been, has left me a hollow shell empty from within. I need you to bring your light, to chase away the night, and end this torment of my soul, before I lose control. I need your fiery passion to to turn the demons that now reside, and eat me, and rip me apart on the inside. Living half a life, I travel my path searching for the sight, of you waiting for me, with your a half life of your own. together to be one, the world could come undone, but I would be happy to know that together we are one...

Half The Creep (new)
Yesterday you were the martyr seedToday you feed the terror behind your needYour sweet has turned to sourCause you fene the face you hide betweenYou think you're on the runBut your schemes are so far goneYour sickness one to devourBut your sickness known to be a loaded gunAll these scars you love to leaveAre mere nothing left for one to believeThese scars you leave they cowerNow you leave me nothing, nothing too conduciveNow my thoughts are undecisive screamsNo need to replace all my open seamsNow I'm half the dream half the dowerThe disempowered sublime none deemsThese thoughts dont need to thinkThese eyes distraught begin to sinkLife instills feelings none to scourNow I'm half the creep to sink.

Half A Life
Shadows, over my life, darkness around my heart, cutting the pain away, is only just a start. Living with regret and what might have been, has left me a hollow shell empty from within. I need you to bring your light, to chase away the night, and end this torment of my soul, before I lose control. I need your fiery passion to turn the demons that now reside, and eat me, and rip me apart on the inside. Living half a life, I travel my path searching for the sight, of you waiting for me, with your a half life of your own. Together to be one, the world could come undone, but I would be happy to know that together we are one...

Hal Is Pushing Me Away
I have tryed to be with Hugh but he is pushing me away. he acts so selfish sometimes, acting like hes the only one whos gets stressed out, like he is the only one with problems. HUGH YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF. If you dont start thinking about SOMEONE ELSE besides your own DAMN SELF all the fucking time, You can kiss me, and this relationship *goodbye*! I am not fucking kidding. So keep acting like a selfhish asshole to me and see what happens! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Halifax Explosion Dec 6 1917 Please Read.
On Dec. 6, 1917, a collision in Halifax Harbour led to the biggest man-made explosion in the world before the era of the atomic bomb. The blast levelled most of the city and sent shards of glass and burning debris flying for miles. It left thousands dead, blinded or homeless. Although the explosion occurred before the creation of the CBC, the Canadian radio and TV network has retold the story throughout the years to ensure that this crucial event in Canadian history is not forgotten. At the time of the explosion, the Mont-Blanc was carrying 226,797 kg of TNT, 2,146,830 kg of picric acid, 56,301 kg of guncotton and 223,188 kg of Benzol ..all highly explosive and dangerous chemicals. The 1917 explosion was 1/7 the size of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima Physicist Robert Oppenheimer, known as the "father of the atomic bomb," studied the Halifax explosion to calculate the strength of the bombs that would be dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Francis Mackey, the Halifax pilot who was a

Halibut Pecante
1 1/4 Lb Halibut Fillet -- about 1″ thick 1 1/2 Tbs Butter ------Sauce------- 1/3 Cup Roasted Pecans -- coarsely crumbled by 2 Tbs Raspberry Vinegar 2 Tbs Balsamic Vinegar 2 Tbs Roast Garlic -- peeled and pulped 1 Tsp Soy Sauce 1/4 Cup Dry Muscadine Wine 1 Pinch Nutmeg 1 Pinch Salt Heat butter in frying pan until foaming subsides, reduce heat to medium to medium low and fry fish five minutes per side, being careful when you turn it not to break it up. While fish is frying, combine sauce ingredients. When fish is done, remove to plates or serving platter. Deglaze pan with the sauce, stirring briskly until it begins to thicken just slightly. Pour sauce decorously over the fish, and serve. NOTES: Other mild, tasty vinegars could be substituted.

Halibut With Grill-roasted Lemon And Caper Dressing
Halibut with Grill-Roasted Lemon and Caper Dressing Prep time: 15 minutes Grilling time: 10 to 14 minutes Dressing 2 medium lemons 4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil, divided 1 tablespoon capers, drained 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Rub 1 teaspoon granulated onion 1 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 4 halibut fillets, 6 to 8 ounces each and about 1 inch thick Extra virgin olive oil 1. Cut a 1/2-inch slice off both ends of each lemon. Cut each lemon in half lengthwise. Lightly brush or spray the cut sides of the lemons with 1 tablespoon of the oil. Grill the lemons over direct high heat (450°F to 550°F) until nicely browned, 4 to 6 minutes, turning once. Remove the lemons from the grill and allow to cool. Squeeze the lemons through a sieve into a small bowl. Discard the rinds and seeds

Haliburton/kbr
"The gang rape is the result of the Bush administration's total lack of oversight of private contractors in Iraq. At the same time, the Justice Department has been turned into a political wing of the White House and the case of Jamie Leigh Jones is a glaring example of what happens when our system of law is usurped by politics. The rule of law crumbles as it caters to political interests. This is the sort of case that can explode and shine a light on the entire system." Last month a woman came forward to reveal she had been gang raped while working for Halliburton/KBR in Iraq. I cannot fathom the strength it would take to tell the nation you were gang raped by fellow employees of a company working under a government contract. Jamie Leigh Jones, now 22, says that after she was raped by multiple men at a KBR camp in the Green Zone, the company put her under guard in a shipping container with a bed and warned her that if she left Iraq for medical treatment, she'd be o

Halifax And Vancouver Big Winners In Shipbuilding Sweepstakes 25
OTTAWA - Shipyards on Canada’s east and west coasts have been awarded $33 billion to revitalize the navy and coast guard with 28 large vessels over the next 30 years. Irving Shipbuilding in Halifax will build $25 billion worth of new combat vessels over the next 30 years, and Vancouver’s Seaspan Marine Corp. won the $8-billion deal to build seven non-combat vessels, including a new Arctic icebreaker, the John G. Diefenbaker to replace — what else? — the 40-year-old Louis St. Laurent. Quebec’s Davie Shipyard, which was on the brink of bankruptcy before putting together an 11th-hour bid with Upper Lakes Group and giants SNC-Lavalin and Korea’s Daewoo,Longchamp Outlet was unsuccessful for the non-combat work. At the Davie shipyard in Levis, Que., near Quebec City, stone-faced union officials were licking their wounds Wednesday upon hearing that they had been passed over. Union president Paul-Andre Brulotte told QMI Agency that the long-term future o

Hallow
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow, Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go, Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery. Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell; And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die

Halloween
HALLOWEEN here is a ghostly tale that I must reveal. a tale of how the ghouls of the night look for souls to steal. how the banshee’s cry make you tremble with fear, knowing your demise soon will be near. vampires on a blood lust on this night of all nights. and the rabid dog wolfmen add to the fright. mummies come from their tombs and walk all around. and zombies left and right crawl from the ground. so watch you step and stay out of sight. for this is the chaos of Halloween night.

Halloween - Black Cat Cake
Cake mix, devils food extra moist type works best Plus ingredients called for on box Dark chocolate frosting Assorted sm. candies; i.e, M&M'S® & gum drops 1 sm. tube decorating frosting (orange or green or ?) Pipe cleaners, construction paper & lots of imagination Prepare 2 stainless steel mixing bowls as you would a cake pan (grease and flour); 1 bowl should be smaller then the other (we use 5 3/4 inch diameter and 7 3/4 inch diameter). Prepare cake mix per box directions and pour into prepared mixing bowls in equal depths. Bake per box (baking time will vary; usually takes 45 minutes to an hour; check with wooden pick for doneness.) Turn baked bowl cakes out on cooling racks. When cool, cut in half, this will be the paws. Set the cat up on a platter. Frost with chocolate frosting. The kids can make a tail and ears out of cardboard; coloring in with crayons. The face is out of decorator frosting. The whiskers are pipe cleaners. Eyes, nose are candies. This cake has become a

Halloween Help
Alright, here's the deal. My b/f and I have been trying and trying to come up with a GOOD costume idea for couples for this halloween. We are gonna be going to a club with a costume party, and we want to go as a couple. But nothing that's been used a hundred times. No Romeo and Juliet, no Dumb and Dumber LoL. Something new and fun. Here's where y'all come in. Any ideas?? Anything? I could really use the help LoL.

Halloween Black Cat Cookies
1 c. crunchy peanut butter 1/3 c. water 2 eggs 1 pkg. chocolate cake mix M & M's (plain) Red hots Beat together peanut butter, eggs, and water. Gradually add cake mix. Mix well. Form dough into 1-inch balls. Place on ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten balls with bottom of glass dipped in sugar. Pinch out 2 ears at top of cookie. Add M & M's (eyes) and red hots (nose). Press fork into dough to form whiskers. Bake at 375 degrees for 8-10 minutes. Makes 4 1/2 dozen.

Halloween Pumpkin Cheesecake
1 c. graham cracker crumbs 1 c. plus 1 tbsp. sugar 6 tbsp. butter, melted 16 oz. cream cheese, room temperature 1 can (16 oz.) pumpkin 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. each ginger & nutmeg 1/8 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 pt. sour cream (2 c.) 1 tsp. vanilla Whipped cream; toasted, sliced & whole unblanched almonds (optional garnishes) Mix crumbs with 1 tablespoon sugar and the melted butter until blended. Press onto bottom of 8 or 9 inch springform pan; chill. Beat cream cheese and 3/4 cup sugar until well blended. Beat in pumpkin, spices and salt. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each. Pour into prepared crust. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven 50 minutes. Remove cake; raise oven temperature to 400 degrees. Mix well sour cream, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the vanilla. Spread over filling. Bake 8 minutes. Cool cake on rack. Remove sides of pan; chill cake. Before serving, garnish with border of whipped cream and/or almonds. Makes 12 servings.

Halloween Marble Cake
2 boxes cake mix 4 cans frosting Oil and water (as directed on packaged cake mix) Flour (for dusting) Pastry tips and bags (optional) Pan Food coloring Follow directions on boxes of mix. Preheat oven to 350 degrees while mixing batter. Grease and flour cake pan. Pour batter into pan. If you have two different flavors, take a knife and swirl it through the batter. Bake for at least 35 minutes. Let cool 2 hours. Get all frosting, materials and tips; put vanilla frosting in bowls and add food coloring. Stir, then design your cake. After you've finished, put cake in refrigerator until ready to serve.

Halloween
It's been a very long time since i dressed up for halloween.. I don't even remember anything hmm, only last memory i really remember was being 12. Hehe, also remember of another time, i thought i could fool my parents by taking off my glasses and they wouldn't recognize me. Maybe it was supermans fault, he took his glasses off and no one knew who he was.. ? :D anyways.. this year i made a new years resolution that i would try things i never thought i would do and try it and to learn new things. One of them is going to be dressing up, even if i have no where to go. I really want to try to be a character named cloud strife from FF7 but no enough time or money to get a costume together.. so i will save that for next year :) I did think of a new idea today. but I will keep it a surprise :)

Halloween Heaven Cake
c. shortening 1/2 c. sugar 4 eggs 3 c. sifted flour 2 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 c. milk 1/4 c. orange juice 1 c. chopped dates 1/2 c. chopped pecans 2 c. fresh cranberries, halved Cream shortening with sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat well. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt and stir in milk and orange juice. Add dry ingredients to creamed mixture. Blend thoroughly. Fold in chopped dates, pecans and cranberries. Spoon batter into well greased and floured 10 inch tube pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes. Frost with orange frosting (3 ounces cream cheese, 3 tablespoons orange juice and powdered sugar).

Halloween Product Contributes To A Real-life Horror
A Tangled Web: Halloween Product Contributes to a Real-Life Horror September 30, 2005 By Brian Sodergren Patricia Wallace's house on Long Island, New York looks like many others this time of the year: outfitted with the spooky Halloween decorations that seem as harmless and common as cobwebs in the basement. Only now, Wallace associates these commercially sold frights with a true horror: the death of her cat, Tabitha. One October day in 2003, Wallace's one-and-a-half year old cat ate some fake sinewy cobwebs that were stretched across the homeowner's bay window. Like something out of a bad horror flick, the bogus spider web ensnared a very real victim: Tabitha's intestines became clogged after consuming the synthetic product. 7 Essential Halloween Pet Tips · Click here to watch the video. 1 Keep pets safely inside, away from trick-or-treaters and other Halloween activities. 2 Cats, especially black ones, may be the target of pranksters. Keep cats

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Tis the season to be gory.... I have just created 15 new Halloween skins at the time that I write this. There are many more on the way so come by often to see what is new. Please go check out my page, browse my skins and rip any that you like. IF you take one or more, please do the common courtesy of sharing the Cherry love... you know... Add me as a fan, a friend, rate my profile a 10, rate my photos as a 10, leave tons of comments, promise me your first born... the usual. :) Know that it takes me 15 min to an hour to make each skin depending on the color combination etc. IF you have a particular picture and or color combination that you want, send me a private message with a link to the photo and what colors you want for the text. If you have no color preference I am really good at picking the best color scheme to go with the background. For an example of my work, come check out my page several times. I have a few of my favorites set to random. Also, plea

Halloween
We each have fond memories, a cute story or something that is Halloween related. Share it here. Lets take a minute to stop and share with the people we call friends. I guess my favorite Halloween memory would be a costume party I went to a number of years ago. I was working as a school bus driver for the county school district here and the drivers were for the most part a family. We made plans to do many things together. One of the drivers had a nice sized piece of land and had set up a huge haunted maze. It was incredible. She and her family spent weeks putting it all together. There is no funny story no punchline just a memory that I find myself reflecting on every year. Kinda like the neighbor that sets up a halloween haunted house for all the trick or treaters every year. (You will hear about this neighbor again around Christmas since He also does a very elaborate Christmas Display). Is nice to see that some still find the fun in the holidays and dont just see them as comme

Halloween's Fright Delight!
Witches and Ghouls, Come out this cool Autumn's Night. And give little children, A Halloween's Fright. Tricks and Treats, A full moon in the night. Everything to make up, A Halloween's Delight. Black Cats, Bats, Dracula, and the Reaper. Screeches ad Screams, Tend to make Hallween much Creepier. Although Halloween Night, Is so much scarier. This just so happens to be, My favorite Season EVER! ©Ashley LaNoue

Halloween Party
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a few days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there, laid out on the bed, is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear." The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick w

Halloween
Dispelling Halloween Myths For thousands of years people have been celebrating holidays and festivals to honor the dead and their ancestors. It is in this vein that I would like to address some of the Christian 'Halloween' myths and put forth some facts on the Pagan celebrations in the past and present. The Roman Catholic Church attempted to Christianize the pagan festival of 'Samhain' (pronounced sow-in) by adopting November 1 as All-Saints Day or All-Hallows Day - a time to remember those that have passed away. All Saint's (Hallows) Day was first introduced in the 7th century, and was originally on May 13, and then apparently moved to February 21. It was changed to November 1 by Pope Gregory in 835. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the Church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, another day to honor the dead. The Celtic New Year and the Roman New Year were not the same. The Celtic New Year was indeed Nov. 1, but the Roman was on April 22. Lets first address the word 'halloween'

Halloween Costume
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons , the second is a thick white belt, and the third item

Halloween Bowling Lol
HALLOWEEN BOWLINGHere is a funny Halloween game, sent to you by HauntedDenver.com, the Denver Guide to Halloween. After you've played, post this as a bulletin by clicking "Reply to Poster" and then COPY AND PASTE the entire message into a NEW BULLETIN. Change the subject line to "I Bowled a __" and fill in your score.If you live in the Denver area, be sure to visit HauntedDenver.com to find Denver-area haunted house info, reviews, and ticket giveaways.Haunted DenverThe Denver Guide to Halloweenwww.HauntedDenver.com

Halloween Horoscope...
Halloween Horoscope for Libra You only like halloween if you have a special someone to share it with. You like a romantic scary evening together - no big parties or events for you. Costume suggestions: Romeo and Juliet or Batman and Catwoman Signature Halloween candy: Nerds What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloween Party
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." He says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have anal sex with a nun." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I m

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If you hear foot steps behind you on this night, don't look back. It may be the dead following you. Turning back could mean that you will soon join the dead. Girls who carry a lamp to a spring of water on this night can see their future husband in the reflection. Girls who carry a broken egg in a glass to a spring of water (during the day) can not only see their future husband by mixing some of the spring water into the glass, but she can also see a glimpse of her future children. An old tradition was that girls should go into a field and there scatter the seed of hemp. While they did so they chanted "Hempseed I sow thee Come after me and show me". Upon suddenly turning round, it was declared that each girl would see a vision of the man who would be her husband. Bobbing for Apples - Each member of the party is given an apple, from which a small piece has been cut, and into which a fortune written on a slip of paper has been inserted. The apples are throw

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Is really going to suck for the kids. I'm not going to have any money to buy them costumes! We have so many past due bills that need caught up due to Troy having to take so much time off of work in order to stay with the kids and me during my surgery and afterward, the bills had to wait and we've only been able to pay a little bit, barely half, just to keep stuff turned on, so now that we're having to play catch up, this means no money for Halloween costumes. I know they will be sorely disappointed because all their friend are going to be going and plus they won't be able to participate in the festivities at school. It never fails...something always has to be cancelled, people end up being upset and I'm always made to look and feel like the bad guy. I'm so close to just throwing up my arms and saying fuck it!

A Halloween Story
I've been growing a beard for some time now, I was going to shave it earlier this month but I thought: "It's October, I'll keep it for my costume." I'm going as Jack of "The pirates of the Caribbean" fame. I've been told that some of my pictures look a little like Johnny Depp. (it's doubtful, but a nice compliment never-the-less) I've been going all out as far as costumes and parties go for the Halloween season for most of my adult life. Something about putting on costumes is always a blast. I've pulled off some pretty good costume designs in my time. I like doing unusual characters more so than conventional. I rarely cover my face with full mask ... it's usually painted or slightly covered enough to have a hard time knowing who I might be. In the past I've been: Zorro A hermaphrodite (half man/woman but on EACH SIDE) Half Devil/Half Angel (right down the middle again) All these winning me some prize at the bars. I think the worst of these was when I did t

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I am having a halloween party and I need fun party ideas! Games, costumes, decorations etc. Its a costume required party, so we bought makeup and if ppl choose not to wear a costume, we'll make them one. =) There will be drinking, so any alcoholic games are cool as well. Ideas! If you are near by and wanna come, drop me a line as well!

Halloween
Halloween Horoscope for Gemini Halloween is a huge party for you, except you're never really sure what to go as. No matter what, your costume will make people's eyes pop out of their heads. Costume suggestions: A sexy cop or a naughty animal Signature Halloween candy: Twizzlers What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Halloween Party Secrets
It was a great party and my friends all there but there were a few I couldn't recognize by costumes hiding them and voices blotted out by music.I was considering leaving but first wanted to say goodbye to the hosts of the party.As I made my way around the room a voice I didn't recognise whispered in my ear from behind not to leave.I could feel his breath stirring in my hair.So sexy n husky and his cologne driving me wild.Sending shivers down my spine.He whispers for me to follow him.I look at him and nod my assension.He lead my to a room on the lower floor.As I looked around I could tell it was an office or study room.Hundreds of books lined the walls.I wondered who my masked friend was.Looking him over I found him quite built and blushed realising I was caught eyeing him up and down his physic.His brows shot upward as if to ask do you like what you see.He gave me the same once over his gaze stopping at my cleavage .Which was considerable with my corsette pushing my breasts up and out

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So me and The Shellerz are going to have a halloween bash in our lounge:) We are gonna play creepy halloween music and ask all our friends to come in "costume" So either a creepy display pic or a pic of you in your costume!!! It will be fun to just hanf out and have a little halloween fun. Someone suggested Trick or Treat(Kinda like truth or dare) Anyhow All ideas are welcome post em here And also your suggestion for spooky or halloweenie tunes:) We are gonna hold the Bash October 30th at Noon EST.more details to follow xoxox

Halloween Party
Wow guys. I'm gettin so excited. My lover and I are having a halloween party on the 27th. And thats like right around the corner. I have a costume, but I don't really like it. I got pictures of me in it on my pictures page. It's call "Chicks Gone Crazy" its from 3wishes.com. Buuut, I have found another costume that am about to order on Friday and i'm all excited about it. It's also from 3wishes.com and its called "Lady Gangsta" Here is a pictue of it and I'm also gonna get the matchin MiMi shoes with it. Lemme kno what ya think! Lady Gangsta.... MiMi Heels (Black & Red)

Halloween
~ .::.::.M@$$!V3 H@LL0W33N $URV3Y FUN!.::..::. ~ Stuff to Start Off Halloween And Stuff To End It When do you start getting ready for Halloween? the beginning of october Do you Dress up? ya sometimes Do you hand out candy? ya When do you buy your costume? the beginning of october Do you go group trick or treating or alone? i used to go with a huge group lol Do you like Scary/spooky costumes or Funny/comical? scary spooky When do u go buy a pumpkin? the beggining of october Do u like scary or funny jack-o-lanterns? ya Do u go to so called haunted houses? ya Do you check your candy or just eat away? i check em =) Did you dress up last year? ...ya Are you gonna dress up this year? ya i wanna What time do you go trick-or-treating? well the best time to is to go around 6 How many of your friendz do u see while your trick-or-treating? well used to see all of them How long do you trick-or-treat for? 2hrs Do u like pranking p

Halloween Name
Halloween Name Body: Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Get Name button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU. Then add your name to the list and repost entire bulletin. www.deadname.com Well now... My result was Bitter Beauty... How apt... XD

Halloween Names
click here to get your gothic/halloween name. just type in your real name and it generates who you are. do not cheat (umm lucifer, that means you!! lol). happy halloween "Click Here To Get Your Halloween Name" Oh and feel free to now call me "Cruel Intentions"!!! lmao buddy c.

Halloween (disambiguation).
Halloween From Wikipedia, Halloween (disambiguation). A jack-o'-lantern -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also called Hallowe'en, All Hallows Eve, All Saints' Eve, Samhain Observed by Many Western nations, including the USA, Ireland, the United Kingdom especially Scotland, Canada, sometimes Australia, New Zealand and in the Saudi Aramco camps of Dhahran and Ras Tanura in Saudi Arabia Type Pagan, Religious, Cultural Significance There are many sources of the significance of Halloween Date October 31 Celebrations Trick-or-treating, Bobbing for apples, Costume parties, Carving jack-o'-lanterns Halloween (IPA pronunciation: [hælə'win], [hælo'win]) is an observance celebrated on the night of October 31, most notably by children dressing in costumes and going door-to-door collecting sweets. It is celebrated in much of the Western world, though most common in Canada, the United States, Puerto Rico, Ireland, the United K

Halloween Fun !
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP. .. clappity-BUMP. .. clappity-BUMP. .. on his heels the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks hims

Halloween Magic
A bald-headed ghost Drank some witches' brew And on top of his head A strange thing grew. It was pointed and tall And black as a bat With stringy long hair Where his head was flat. The sad little ghost Didn't want any hair Or a black pointed hat So he said, "Witch beware!" Then he chanted some words With a spell-casting switch And gave Halloween Night A bald-headed witch!!

Halloween Hunt
Mathew Bell got out of his old black van and stretched his tired bones. He found this idea campsite out in the wilderness to continue his cross county hunt. The hunt of humans and slaughtering them. He noticed a group of young women and men sitting around a campfire laughing and drinking. He approached with a friendly smile and holding a twelve pack of beer. "Evening neighbors, I am Jack Olantren." He said offering beer to the group. They in return offered him some venison with beans and potato salad. He smiled sitting down and diving into the food. Its good, but not as good as the taste of sweet human meat. He thought to himself. "What brings you into these parts Jack Olantren?" Charles asked even though he had a strange feeling about this stranger. It worried him at how the stranger was eyeing Melanie up and down. Melanie was a plus size girl and very friendly. "Hunting, yes good ol' hunting. Its how I like to celebrate the holidays. There is nothing better then tracking and

Halloween
I LOVE LOVE Halloween! I've always loved dressing up, and Halloween gives me the excuse. :) I was sorry when I grew up enough that I could no longer acceptably dress up, and am relieved that I'm now in the age where people have parties and I can dress up again without being a freak. *laugh* So, I'm working on this year's costume. I had thought about going the low-effort route as a "Nudist on Strike" -- wearing regular clothes and carrying a Nudist on Strike sign. However, hell, Halloween only comes once a year, right? Instead, my Little Sister Michelle (the girl I mentor) decided I go Goth. I mean, it's about as far away from my normal soccer mom/librarian/teacher look as possible, right? So yesterday I spent much of the day with my wonderful friend Donna, cruising around, finding stuff for my costume. And it's pretty well pulled together now. This is the base outline, although I've got more work to do. Obviously I'll take real pics on Saturday after I get ready for the p

Halloween Costumes!
Halloween costumes A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear. The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work goesto the bedroom and there laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What areyou doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, an

Halloween
The Jack-o-lantern custom probably comes from Irish folklore. As the tale is told, a man named Jack, who was notorious as a drunkard and trickster, tricked Satan into climbing a tree. Jack then carved an image of a cross in the tree's trunk, trapping the devil up the tree. Jack made a deal with the devil that, if he would never tempt him again, he would promise to let him down the tree. According to the folk tale, after Jack died, he was denied entrance to Heaven because of his evil ways, but he was also denied access to Hell because he had tricked the devil. Instead, the devil gave him a single ember to light his way through the frigid darkness. The ember was placed inside a hollowed-out turnip to keep it glowing longer. The Irish used turnips as their "Jack's lanterns" originally. But when the immigrants came to America, they found that pumpkins were far more plentiful than turnips. So the Jack-O-Lantern in America was a hollowed-out pumpkin, lit with an ember. THE WORLD

Halloween 2
Halloween Traditions Current mood: crazy Halloween is an annual celebration and this event is fraught with traditions from around the world. The basic traditions associated with Halloween are as follows : JACK'O LANTERN : These are hollowed out pumpkins with a face cut into one side. People once carved out beets, potatoes and turnips to use as lanterns on Halloween. Nowadays we carve out pumpkins. According to an Irish legend, jack-o-lanterns were named for a man named Jack, who could not enter heaven because he was a miser. He could not enter hell either, because he had played jokes on the devil. So instead, he had to walk the earth with a lantern until Judgment Day. This was later brought into existence as one of the most popular halloween tradition. Fire : Fire is an integral part of the halloween tradition. Fire was very important to the Celts as it was to all early people. In the old days people lit bonfires, to scare away evil spirits. They believed that li

Halloween History..
The Story of Halloween Halloween is one of the oldest holidays with origins going back thousands of years. The holiday we know as Halloween has had many influences from many cultures over the centuries. From the Roman's Pomona Day, to the Celtic festival of Samhain, to the Christian holidays of All Saints and All Souls Days. Hundreds of years ago in what is now Great Britain and Northern France, lived the Celts. The Celts worshipped nature and had many gods, with the sun god as their favorite. It was "he" who commanded their work and their rest times, and who made the earth beautiful and the crops grow. The Celts celebrated their New Year on November 1st. It was celebrated every year with a festival and marked the end of the "season of the sun" and the beginning of "the season of darkness and cold." On October 31st after the crops were all harvested and stored for the long winter the cooking fires in the homes would be extinguished. The Druids, the Celtic priests, would m

Halloween....yah!!!!!!!!!
OK so I looked everywhere for a costume. I wnated to be a sorceress...I went online looking and they were sold out in my size! I was getting frustrated so I finally went to a party store here in Vegas and found one!!!! I will have the long black wig and all!!!!!!!!

Halloween Costume!
So I finally got all my stuff for my halloween costume and it's gonna be awesome. In case I haven't told you already I'm gonna be Mario from the Super Mario Brothers. So I got a hat, overalls, red long sleeved shirt, boots, fake mustache stuff which has this adhesive that's probably gonna give me cancer ( but that's how you know it works!) I have to cut out the white circle and the M for the cap but I got craft foam and I'm gonna use a hot glue gun on it. It's really gonna be awesome. I'm doing this nonsense for the Halloween event we're having at the Zoo it's the 27-30th from 6-9 You should totally be there! I'm working at the corn stalk maze ;P here's how to get there http://elmwoodparkzoo.org/visit/directions.html so come and say hello and let me know if you're gonna be there!

Halloween
Happy Halloween Ha Ha Ha At last it comes a scary night Love this night a scary night Like this night as it comes October is the month it comes We go trick or treating on this night Eeeek I'm frightened of the pumpkin light Eeeek I'm frightened of the night Now I'm gonna get you Ha Ha Ha Halloween costumes All ghouls Laughing ghosts Lots of Halloween parties Offering Halloween candy Witches are weird things Every ghost is scary Every child is dressed up No one is normal Pumpkin time is here again, Time to play Trick or Treat. Pumpkin time is here again, Our spooky friends we'll meet. See the costumes we have on, Monsters, ghosts, goblins too. See the costumes we have on, Hear us all shout "Boo!"

Halloween Party
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WHEN: Saturday, October 28th WHERE: Lil Sheba's (on Alexis - between Jackman and Lewis - across from GM powertrain) WHO: Anyone who enjoys a good time with friends! WHAT: COSTUME PARTY (optional, but preferred) TIME: Whenever you are available. We understand there are many parties that night. We also have a few places to stop. So, we will be arriving at Sheba's around 10:30 PM

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ok everyone, I've found a couple halloween costumes that I need for a party tomorrow night, however they are like $60 a piece and I am on a very tight budget. I'd love to be able to put something together on my own, even from my own clothes and maybe adding some accessories from the party store, but I am very uncreative and cant sew for beans. Do any of you have some ligit idea's that might be helpful? Yes I know its last minute, but I did look and look and look and now I am down to the wire and cant figure out what to do. Help a girl will ya? hehe xoxoxox Cinaliscious

Halloween Cookie Treats
INGREDIENTS: * Ritz Crackers * creamy peanut butter * white chocolate, melted * orange sprinkles or multicolored Halloween sprinkles PREPARATION: Take Ritz Crackers and make sandwich cookies out of them using peanut butter for the filling. Then coat each one in melted white chocolate or almond bark. Place on wax paper. Put some orange sprinkles on top and put in the refrigerator to cool and set. Store in air-tight container for up to one week.

Halloween Apple Cake
INGREDIENTS: * 2 tablespoons butter * 5 medium apples * 1/2 cup butter * 1 egg, beaten * 2 1/2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon cloves * 1 cup water, hot * 3/4 cup brown sugar, packed * 1/2 cup pecans, chopped * 1/2 cup sugar * 1 cup light molasses * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon ginger * 1 teaspoon salt PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. Generously grease an 8x12x2-inch pan with the 2 tablespoons of butter. Sprinkle the brown sugar evenly over the butter. Peel, core and slice apples. Arrange apples slices over the sugar mixture. Sprinkle nuts over all. Place pan on the bottom shelf of oven and let apples cook while mixing the other ingredients. Cream together butter and sugar; add egg and molasses and mix well. Sift dry ingredients and stir into creamed mixture. Pour in hot water and mix well to make a thin batter. Remove pan from oven and pour batter over apples. Return to oven

Halloween Chocolate Chip Cookies
INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups brown sugar * 1/2 cup butter * 1/2 cup shortening * 2 eggs * 2 cups flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon * 2 cups quick cooking oats * 1 cup candy coated chocolate candies or chocolate chips * 1 can vanilla frosting * food coloring * candy coated chocolate or peanut butter candies, using orange, yellows, and browns PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°. In large mixing bowl, beat sugar,, butter and shortening until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in flour, baking soda, salt and cinnamon; fold in the oats and 1 cup of candy or chocolate chips. On baking sheets, place heaping tablespoons of batter about 3 inches apart. Shape dough into an oval. Add a bit of dough for stem. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from cookie sheets to wire racks to cool. Spread with frosting, tinted with food coloring i

Halloween Cookies Spooky Cookies
INGREDIENTS: * 1 3/4 cups whole wheat flour * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 tsp. pumpkin pie spice (recipe below) * 1/2 tsp. baking soda * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 1 egg * 1/2 tsp. vanilla * 1/2 cup sour cream * 3 oz. yellow or red clear hard candies, finely crushed PREPARATION: Combine whole wheat and all-purpose flours, pumpkin pie spice (see recipe below or use commercially prepared), baking soda and 1/4 teaspoon salt. In mixing bowl beat butter on medium speed for 30 seconds or until softened. Add sugar; beat until fluffy. Add egg and vanilla; beat well. Add flour mixture and sour cream alternately, beating well after each addition. Divide dough into 2 portions. Wrap each portion in plastic wrap and chill for at least 2 hours. On a lightly floured surface roll half of the dough 1/8 inch thick. Cut out cookies with a large pumpkin shaped cookie cutter (4 to 6-inch size) or use a knife to cut out large pumpkin s

Halloween Mud Pie
INGREDIENTS: * 1 jar (12 ounces) chocolate fudge sauce * 1 prepared 9-inch graham cracker pie crust * 1 1/2 pints orange sherbet * 1/2 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips PREPARATION: Using a rubber spatula, spread the chocolate fudge sauce evenly over the pie crust. Set it in the freezer to harden. Remove the sherbet from the freezer to soften slightly. In a medium bowl, combine the sherbet and the mini chocolate chips with a large spoon. Remove the crust from the freezer. Spoon the sherbet mixture on the crust. Smooth the top with spatula. Return to the freezer until ready to serve.

Halloween
I have always loved Halloween, I think actually more than Christmas. I have had alot of great memories, had alot of fun, and looked forward to yearly traditions. However this Halloween won't be as memorable for me. I ONCE again had fallen in love with the wrong guy, at the time I thought he was the one. Told me he loved me, told my friends he was in love with me, claims his life improved and got better after he met me. I thought my record of getting hurt was over, but ONCE again....my heart was torn out and stomped on. And alot of others got hurt as well. A friend of mine (male of course) gave me some advice, he said.."The best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody else" Just proves how much men and women are different. Why isn't ONE woman enough? Men can just go on, find somebody else...but why is it that Women have a harder time moving on? And not giving others that are interested a chance? As i think about it, just proves my theory on the fact that women

10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth... 2. You scared me stiff! 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Halloween Weekend Is Finally Here
Finally the weekend I've been waiting for since May!!! Why? Well to be honest back in May I was a bit of a fatty...or at least I thought I was. So all summer I worked hard, watched what I ate, stopped drinking and began to exercise. My goal was to drop all the weight I wanted to lose by Halloween. Well the weekend is finally here and I have only 5 pounds left to go. (Not bad!!!!) I'm so close to my goal that by the actual day..TUESDAY...I might reach it. I've dropped close to 50 pounds over the past 6 months and this weekend I finally get to show off my accomplishments by wearing some HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES that will express my inner self. Starting with this evening when I attend a party at my friend's bar as the NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRL. (Oh, BEHAVE!!!!) Then tomorrow night...a Halloween House party where I will be the sexiest Grim Reaper anyone has ever seen! What to wear to work though on Tuesday...Hmmmmm? Gotta think fast on this one. Must be work appropria

Halloween Chain Letter
A good luck spell for halloween These words I write so true they be, To bring good luck to all who see. Your luck increased 3 times 3, These words return you back to me. Share these words with all you know, Good fortune follows wherever you go. Granted this luck and bless all who see. Luck I invoke to thee, So mote it be. Happy Halloween (hugs) Enjoy!! :o)

Halloweenie
I'm so excited.. it's almost here. This is like christmas for me and my bunch. We love samhain, halloween, all hallow's eve and whatever else you might want to call it... I hope all you fellow cherry peeps out there have a great one.. have a blessed samhain!!

A Halloween Party
SO, I baked 3 brownie devils (my personal spin on a brownie mix,) and still have yet to toss my cat ears together with the rest of my costume. It's a bit dorky, but eh, it's one of those completely me-type costumes. Otherwise, the 31st is a holy day for this li'll witch, so I may not be checking messages-- we'll see.

Halloween Goods
Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 15 min Makes: 18 servings, about 1/2 cup each 15 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, crushed 3 cups cold milk 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (12 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided Assorted decorations: 3 CAMEO Creme Sandwich Cookies, decorating gel, 5 candy pumpkins, 10 pieces of candy corn POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Let stand 5 min. Gently stir in 3 cups of the whipped topping and half of the cookie crumbs. Spread evenly into 13x9-inch baking dish; sprinkle with the remaining cookie crumbs. REFRIGERATE at least 1 hour. Meanwhile, decorate creme sandwich cookies with decorating gel to resemble tombstones. Set aside until ready to use. INSERT decorated cookies into top of dessert just before serving. Add candies. Drop large spoonfuls of the remaining whipped topping onto dessert to resemble ghosts. Co