Grandma Prostitute
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>Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were
>lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
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>As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was
>so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation.
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>Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
>Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to
>those waiting.
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>Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
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>When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said
>"How the heck do you do this at your age?"
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>She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"
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>The policeman fainted.
