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Gotta Know How To Love To Be In Love!
things i will do for you! muah 1-touch your waist 2-talk to you 3-share secrets 4-give you my jacket 5-kiss you very slowly 6-hug you 7-hold you 8-laugh with you 9-invite you somewhere 10-let you be with me when i'm with my friends 11-smile with you 12-take pics with you 13-pull you onto my lap 14-when you say i love you more,i will deny it and tell you i love you more. and fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you,I will deny it, and fight back and hug you tight so you cant get to her friends.and hope it makes you feel loved 16-always hug you and say "i love you" when I see you 17-kiss you unexpectedly 18-HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell you you're beautiful... not just sexy! 20-tell you the way I feel about you! and show you I mean it too 21-kiss you on the lips 22-I WON"T ask you to buy me stuff. I WILL buy you stuff 23-tell you what feels good 24-make you feel loved 25-buy you stuff. small things can still help I might

Got This From Thrice Who Got It Off Someone Else *good Enough?* Lol
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: JLP 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: If i'm not mistaken I do believe that Jakk's sister has the same b-day as me. Other than her, no one else comes to mind. 03. Last thing you ate: ramen soup. 04. For or against same sex marriage: Do what makes you happy. 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: EEK! 06. Last person you hugged?: My dear mother. =P~ lol 07. Do you believe in God?: Sometimes, lately not really. 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 5 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 1 10. Ever lived outside of the US: Nope 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: eyes. 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: I'm honest. 13. Who is your best friend?: Gayle and Lisa. 14. Why are you up?: Can't sleep as usual lol. 15. Who made you angry today? Surprisingly, just one person who doesn't really count, was more annoyed than anything. lol. 16. Favorite type of Fo

Gotta Have Fun
You are 74% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Got The Job
got the call this morning. went to the place and filled out all my papers. had to take my shot record and get a new TB test just for good measure. lol. then spent another two hours doing self-study orientatation. have to do a general orientation in january, but they want me to start before then. also go to set up the direct deposit. fun fun. so exciting.. i now have a 2nd job. =)

Got To Be One Of The Saddest Stories ..
got to be one of the saddest stories .. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy scheduled September 10, 2006 from 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sad

Gotta Love It
man this year was a great one. i got everything I wanted for xmas and so did my family. We went a little over board on xmas gifts for haydan but it was all worth it. The cowboys lost which was and still is very upsetting but its only a game right. they need to win the next one in order to get into the playoffs. my one xmas wish would be for them to win the next game. GO COWBOYS...

Got To Be Nuts
omg im sure ppl are so freaking tired of me writting about this but i cant help it its the only thing thats on my mind right now and its haunting me like mad. you know how they say the past will come back to haunt you well omfg it so has. i know im stupid i know im not perfect in any way but why did this man have to come back into my life. why did he want me to talk to him that night i went to see him and why did he look me up and tell me how to find him. is he getting back at me? is he trying to hurt me like i did by making me fall in love with him and then rip my heart out to get back at me. i mean my god i feel like a mad man right now tearing my heart out and screaming for mercy! someone please just smack me and make me forget this all. i loved him then and it was my fault for doing what i did but i was a damn teenager a very young teenager and i was stupid and impreshionable and i listened to his friends and i hurt this man. this man who has came back into my life not as much as i

Got To Love Andy
Subject: over 40 To all my fabulous friends over 40 (or there about) :~) Hugs Ginny In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Wome

Got To Love It
momma was taking a shower when her littlest son runs in yelling "momma,momma" she opens the shower curtain and says "yes" he just stands there speechless for a second then procedes to ask"what is that" momma says that is my squirrel". so the next day he runs into bathroom yelling "grandma,grandma" grandma opens the shower curtain and says "yes" the little boy procedes to say "is that ur squirrel?" grandma says "yes" the little boy asks "how come urs is white and mommas is brown?" grandma says "thats because this sqirrel has cracked more NUTS than mamma has."

Gotta Love Monty Python
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you moralize, When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you. I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, 'Till we're blown away!

Gotta Love Those Jarheads
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded. Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content." Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York, so I'd like to hear the song "The Moon and New York City" one last time." The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson sighed and declared he could now die peacefully. Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job

Gotta Love Translations
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him on the front pew. As they sang, the man clapped his hands, so the missionary recruit clapped too. When the man stood up to pray, the missionary recruit stood up too. When the man sat down, he sat down. When the man held the cup and bread for the Lord's Supper, he held the cup and bread. During the preaching, the recruit didn't understand a thing. He just sat there and tried to look just like that man in the front pew. Then he perceived that the preacher was giving announcements.

Gotta Love Redneck Dui
DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE > >Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. > >From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, > >comes this true story. >Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, >North Carolina . A fter last call the officer noticed a man leaving >the bar >so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. > >The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, > >with the officer quietly observing. > >After what seemed an eternity > >in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, > >the man managed to find his car and fall into it. > > >He sat there for a few minutes > >as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. > >Finally he started the car, > >switched the wipers on > >and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, > >flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, > >honked the horn and t

Gotta Hate A Smart Woman?
A guy got on a plane and found himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turned to her and made his move? "You know," he said, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "Okay," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me, then" said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Got To Go For A Couple Days.......
Hey guys, I have to go out of town for a few days. In case your wondering why one of Davids family members died and I have to go with the family that has taken me in and treated me like their own.... I want nothin more thatn to take the pain from everyone I love, I would suffer all their pain for them if I could! anyways I am not going to say that she gone to a better place of that she's not suffering anymore while she may not be suffering anymore,I dont know where she's gone but wherever she is I know they really have a beautiful person coming to them and that place will be a little more beautiful with her there, we will miss her and I really wish i had gotten to know her better but this is the way life works I guess.Anyways, See you guys on the other side of this test of mental stability............................TTYL & MMFWCL!!!

Gotta Love Our Government
WASHINGTON - The Pentagon has abandoned its limit on the time a citizen-soldier can be required to serve on active duty, officials said Thursday, a major change that reflects an Army stretched thin by longer-than-expected combat in Iraq. Until now, the Pentagon's policy on the Guard or Reserve was that members' cumulative time on active duty for the Iraq or Afghan wars could not exceed 24 months. That cumulative limit is now lifted; the remaining limit is on the length of any single mobilization, which may not exceed 24 consecutive months, Pace said. In other words, a citizen-soldier could be mobilized for a 24-month stretch in Iraq or Afghanistan, then demobilized and allowed to return to civilian life, only to be mobilized a second time for as much as an additional 24 months. In practice, Pace said, the Pentagon intends to limit all future mobilizations to 12 months.

Gotta Love Life
It is hard to believe I am actually happy and content with my life. For those who know me things haven't been to great for me lately but are really getting better. I am soooo freakn' happy. I got this new job which I love and apparently they love me as well. Things are sooo looking up. Well have to attend to my kids. TTL

Got The Gold Going For Platinum Platinum Cherry Contest
I WANT TO THANK ALL WHO HELPED ME GET THE GOLD,,, NOW I'M GOING FOR PLATINUM, YEAH I WANT THAT PLATINUM CHERRY LOL SO PLEASE CLICK ON MY PIC ABOVE,RATE AND COMMENT BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ME,, THANKYOU CHERRIES

Gotta Love Marines!
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.It is a portion of National Public Radio(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So,General Reinwald,what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We teach them climbing,canoeing,archery,and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why,they'll be properly supervised on the range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWA

Gotta Love To Flirt
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Gotta Love West Virginia ..
> > > > A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his > beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. > > > > > > How do ya know when you're stayin' in a West Virginia hotel? When ya call > the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, > Go ahead." > > > > > > How can ya tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco > juice on both sides of his pickup truck. > > > > > > Did'ja hear they've raised the minimum drinkin' age in West Virginia to 32? > Seems they wanna keep alcohol outta high schools. > > > > > > What do ya call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia ? Documentaries. > > > > > > Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia . If it'd been invented > anywhere else, it would'a been called a teeth brush. > > > > > > A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the > driver, "Got any I.D.?

Gotta Love J.t.
feat. T.I.) Ain't another woman that can take your spot my- If I wrote you a symphony, Just to say how much you mean to me (what would you do?) If I told you you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular (tell me, would you?) Well, baby I've been around the world But I ain't seen myself another girl (like you) This ring here represents my heart But there's just one thing I need from you (say "I do") [Chorus] Yeah, because I can see us holding hands Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand I can see us on the countryside Sitting on the grass, laying side by side You could be my baby, let me make you my lady Girl, you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothing crazy See, all I want you to do is be my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) My love (So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my

Gotta Love Little Johnny Jokes!!!!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother. Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out

Gotta Love Those Redheads!
(email circulated in 2005) One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the blond he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, $200." To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent !!!!!!

Gotta Leave Gotta Move On
When I first met you, you told me exactly how it would be You had a lady and couldn't spend all your time with me I only wanted to kick it, so I said 'cool, you can keep her' Long as you satisfy me But as the weeks went by I, I started feelin' strange Somethin' was deep in my heart, somethin' I can't explain I think I'm fallin' in love with you boy I'm needing you so much, I'm cryin' just to feel your touch I gotta leave you I didn't want no man I didn't wanna fall in love, and I didn't care about your girl I didn't care how we would end up But that was then, this is now I think I'm experiencing love I don't wanna wreck up your home That's why I'm convinced, I gotta go When I first met you, you told me exactly how it would be You had a lady and couldn't spend all your time with me I only wanted to kick it, so I said 'cool, you can keep her' Long as you satisfy me But as the weeks went by I, I started feelin' strange Somethin' was deep in my heart, somethin' I

Got This Quiz From A Friend
You have a sexual IQ of 112 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Gotta Love The Irish
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe thi

Gotta Love Old Men Joke Lol
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." LOL

Gotta Love The Alcoholics Out There!!
SO the next time someone says you are an alcoholic cause of ALL that awesome Vodka in the house simply tell them all the Helpful uses it has!! 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong t he life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a

Gotta Read This
OK HERES THE STORY SCOTT SLEPT WITH SARA, HIS BEST FRIENDS GIRL SO CORY DUMPED HER, WELL NOW SHE LIVES WITH SCOTT, AND APARENTLY FORGOT WHERE SHE LIVES, BECAUSE SHES STILL SNEAKING OFF TO CORY'S TO GET SOME STRANGE! GOT BUSTED WITH A VIDEO, COVERED HER ASS, AND SAID IT WAS AN OLD ONE, WELL THIS WAS POSTED FROM A PHONE CALL THIS MORNING, AND DAMN CANT DENY LAUGHING ABOUT THE SHIT! POOR SOUND QUALITY, LISTEN VERY CLOSE! RUNNING HER MOUTH ABOUT SCOTT, MY SISTER KAY, MY FRIEND LISA, SAID I DIDNT GET TO BE APART OF THIS ONE, MAYBE NEXT GO ROUND! sAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Gotta Love The Antics Of Out Sweet Senior Citizens! Lol ;o)
Out Of The Mouth Of Babes, and Outta the ummmmm yah, Of Senior Citizens! An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing." lolz

Gotta Read This!!
Of all the things in life that go so fast, relationships are sometimes neglected. I just wanted to let all those people out there who have a relationship know not to take for granted what you have. I have been single for a little over 2 months so far and I think this time has been the hardest of all the other times. I have talked to a few different people but none that even came close to what I was looking for until within the last week. I have been talking to someone who stole my heart within the first hour after I met him offline. At first I thought the feeling was somewhat mutual and continued to think so for a short while. Then we both decided maybe things were going "too fast". By then though my heart had dived in. I know it wasn't the other persons fault and I am not blaming him in any way. I guess I'm just not happy with the single status. I wasn't looking for nothing serious with my mind but my heart thought differently. I'm just afraid that at this point I have scar

Gotta Luv This Song
Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Because you was untrue Rolling her around in the car that I bought you Baby, drop them key

Gotta Keep Tab's On Those Bob's
GOTTA KEEP TAB'S ON THOSE BOB'S Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, and their sex life is becoming ho-hum, so for his birthday she surprises him, blindfolds him and when she removes the blindfold they step out of the cab, they are at the local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" He's fast on his feet: "I recognize her, she's also a daytime waitress at the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub hers

Gotta Love My City
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/500147p-421617c.html Hundreds at NYU find GOP 'immig hunt' awful BY MIKE JACCARINO DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Maybe they should have stuck to beer pong. NYU's College Republicans drew 11 players to their "Find the Illegal Immigrant" stunt yesterday - and 300 angry protesters. "It's a mock lynching," said 20-year-old junior Miranda Siegel, one of the demonstrators at the Greenwich Village campus. The protesters showed up with signs including one that read: "Deport College Republicans." They chanted and marched in a circle on Washington Place, calling the game racist. Even Mayor Bloomberg weighed in. "Sometimes, and this is clearly a case, they [college students] do something that is not only distasteful but is just downright stupid," he said. "I think that is the nicest thing you can say about it." The contestants didn't hunt an actual immigrant, but club secretary Cait Kannal, who wore a sign reading: "Hello, I'm

Gotta Luv A Drunk Lol
a joke I recieved...thought I would share and hopefully bring a chuckle... A man and his wife are awakened at 3am by a loud pounding at the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push... "Not a chance'"says the husband, "it's 3am in the morning!!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk asking for a push," he answers "Did you help him?" she asks. "No I did not,its pouring rain outside!" "Well you have a short memory," says his wife "Can't you remember aobut three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into hte pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer "You still need a push?" calls out the husband. "yes plese!"comes the reply from the dark. "Where

Gotta Love The Crazy Friends...lynn...lol
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Gotta Read This Shit
The Most Functional English Word HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shi

Gotta Laugh
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every

Gotta Love Old Men
YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Gotta Make My Heart Cry
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com" i can't see 'em coming out my eyes so i gotta make my heart cry, you'll never see 'em coming out my eyes so i gotta make the your heart cry." i cant cry, well unless it is more pain then i can stuff down then i can cry. like my when my aunt died i was close to her she fought a man because he called my brothers and i a nigger. she looked him in the eyes and said no their not niggers but i am and knocked him out. then turned and told us the meaning of the word( nigger a word meaning ignorant. like when he gets up he can say a nigger hit him. )her death killed me because i was supose to go see her in the hospital she asked where me and my brothers were{hang on crying from the heart is painful} ok but instead i was throwing a party. when my dad called and said do i think i can make it...............i said no i'm to drunk i'll go tomorrow.... an hour two cases later he calls again and says she wont make it through the night. i sent everyone home my brot

Got This As A Email
This is a little spooky I like the writing in green at the end!!!! Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green. You don't want to miss this!! VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq . 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur , which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq . 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq . 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq , conquered the ten tribes of Israel . 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11. Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem . 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq . 14. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq . 15. E

Got This In A Bulletin Today.....
For all who Know Motorcycle Riders ____________________________________________ I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats

Gotta Question, Can I Get An Answer?
Question...At what point do we fall in love? Is there a set date and time that God has set for us that we dont know about? Or is it that thang called "Fate" that only a few believe in. It could possibly be destiny or even coincidence...But who's to say when? There are some people that say you can't possibly fall in love any sooner than a year of physically bein' together. But honestly do you have to physically be near each other? Or can it be mental? I think love is different to everyone. Its a feeling, an emotion, and it can be a physical sign. But can't it be all of the above? And what makes us fall in love? Is it an attraction, a word, or is it deeper than that? Are we all meant to fall in love? Is there really someone for everyone? And if there is how do you know that person didnt just settle for someone else and now your soulmate is gone with another lover. So what are you suppose to do now? Just deal? Or do you fight for them? Another instance, what if you find your soulmate and

Gotta Escape
Fucking Fucking Fuck!!! Okay, there's this dude I don't like, well I fooled around with the person I thought was his ex (turns out not to be the case) and he comes after my blood. After years of me declaring me hatred after his being interested in women under the age of consent and his constant setting of my friends against each other by the controlled spreading of bullshit, I do something with someone I didn't know to be with him and he has the gall to declare a death threat against ME! Anyway this bastard shows up at my house at 23:30 to the irritation of my parents, who banned him from the house, and me, who was happily talking to friends online. I'm pretty enraged at this point but he fucking tells me that my words are worthless and he wants to beat me into the ground and if it wasn't for my friend he'd have killed me already (my friend is there being a middle man peacemaker). Trouble is this dude may talk shit but this stuff is to the point where I can take him seriously (an ac

Gotta Go To Bed.. Keep The Comments A Cummin In The Lips Contest Over Night Pleaseeeeee
THE LIPS CONTEST IS ONLY FOR THE WEEKEND SO COMMENT IT THE MOST IM ALMOST IN THE LEAD ;-) AND THE OTHER ONE I FELL BEHIND IN BEING SICK ALL WEEK :-( IM IN THE SEXY LIPS CONTEST AND ALSO WHICH COLOR HAIR IS THE SEXIEST.. HERE ARE THE LINKS IF YOU GET AROUND TO HELPING OUT THAT WOULD BE GREAT ;-).. SEXIEST LIPS CONTEST WHICH COLOR HAIR IS THE SEXIEST THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN ADVANCE MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO COMMENT TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT ;-)!!

Got This From My Sis Boo Wahooooooo Girls Read It Lmao Or Sing It Haha
Will Survive... SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and All you've brought was a French Fry! I should have known it Was bullshit, just your sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking deep within those jeans! Go on no w - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prick to think I wouldn't find out for myself!? Don't You know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! With a handful of latex and my friend with multi-speeds! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It t

Gotta Love A Tough Woman. .
Woman guilty of chainsaw murder, faces death • Daphne Wright, 43, convicted of chainsaw murder • First time woman has faced death penalty in South Dakota • Prosecutor says jealousy drove accused to kill rival • Victim Darlene VanderGiesen was dismembered, burned SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota (AP) -- A woman accused of killing and dismembering her former lover's friend was convicted Thursday of premeditated murder and could become the state's first female defendant to face the death penalty. Daphne Wright, 43, cried as the verdict was read. The same jury that found her guilty will consider whether to sentence her to death by lethal injection. Prosecutors said Wright was jealous of Darlene VanderGiesen, 42, because of her friendship with Wright's former lover. The jealousy turned to rage that drove Wright to kidnap VanderGiesen, kill her, cut apart the body with a chain saw and burn it, according to the prosecution. Prosecutors accuse Daphne Wright, 43, of abducting, killing and

Got The Job
Woohoo! Today hasn't been such a bad Monday considering the last few have just royally sucked a big one. I have been a temp at my place of employment since a week before Christmas. Today they told me that I got the position as a permanent one and I'm so happy. Its the perfect hours and not a bad job to begin with. This job keeps me on my toes and there's something new each day. There is gratitude when it's deserved and its never the kind of pat on the back that you feel, its the kind that you hear in a person's voice when you have helped them in the slightest little bit. So, just lettin a lil bit of joy on this end . . . hope all is well with you! Have a good night! ~Sassy~

Gotta Love The Rain
The colors from the night before had all run together into a gray sunrise. She slowly woke up to find herself alone in his bed. She lay there for a few minutes, absolutely loving the feel of his bed sheets on her naked body. After prolonging getting out of bed long enough, she set foot on the floor, the carpet of his bedroom tingling her bare feet. She walked over to his closet and found one of his white shirts, which fit her with plenty of room to spare. She walked into the kitchen, where she was greeted by Miles Davis' horn playing softly on his sound system, as well as the smell of freshly brewed coffee. A coffee cup was sitting on top of a note to her that read, "Out of milk, be back shortly." She poured the brown liquid into the cup, and took a seat at the kitchen table. Miles struck up another tune, and she let her mind wander off. Her new lover would be home shortly. What would the day bring for them? Neither of them had anything to do today. They could go somewhere. They

Gotta Pee
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!!" That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a ca

Gotta Love Health Issues!
Well, I had 3 1/2 days in the hospital with a blood clot in my left leg. It appears it is part of what happens in my occupation as a driver. Soooo. the doc says off work until HE releases me from his care. Life is a bitch at times and health is just part of the bullshit arena we liv in everyday. There ya go, Cherries ... Im okay but hate sitting on my ass until the doc approves my release ... gotta fucking love it! But, we need to deal with issues like this and others ... suck it up and work it out, I say. We have today and that is ll we have to deal with ... 24 hours is the waking and sleeping time. Dig down, stand tall and be solid!!! Celtic

Gotta Love My Job...
Friday night...some drunk fool without insurance crashed into the cement wall next to my building doing 140 mph up a very residential street. The car was totaled...the wall is a little messed up and one kid ended up in the hospital...but all are okay... So, not really sure how to react when I'm woken up to someone banging on my door @ 3AM to tell me someone is stuck up on the roof of my building...My immediate thought was OMG...Someone is jumping...Come to find out...there was just someone stuck in the chimney on top of the roof. I didn't even know we had a chimney on the top of my roof...I've lived here for two years and don't even know how to GET onto the roof...damn...Firemen just left and all is okay in our world again...for now... ...Needless to say, I don't fully comprehend people...

Gotta Love A Drunk (lmao)
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push!" "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!" The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!"

Got To Admit It's Getting Better
Well guess what, things are definately starting to look up for me. I've been talking to a wonderful soldier in Afghanistan that i am very happy to see that he will be comming home soon. He is going to come visit for a while as I will try and make it to see him. It's all so very exciting to see things are going good again. I've been making good grades on my tests the last two being an 82 and 90, I just got my tax return check which was pretty nice, and I'm looking forward to what life has to offer. Perhaps this is my time to really improve myself.

Got To Go To Work
well it,s monday night in waco tx,oh ya!im sitting here bored so i though id write you all a note to say hay..got to load early in the morning to go to phoenix az.for friday hope you all have a great week talk soon big smiles to you all.BFN...

Gotta Go.... C-ya!
well i hate to be the bearer of bad news but its time for me to go. not that some people will mind my leaving, but to those who actually have been civil to me thru my latest disaster i thank you. i thought this site would be cool, little did i know of the drama that would befall me here. anyone that wants to stay in touch probably has my yahoo id, if not send me yours and i will add you to my messenger. i just want to apologize to everyone i have caused any ill will toward. i did mean well! if you want to find me on messenger send your id to the mail here i will check this a couple times over the next week or so. once again my best to everyone!

Gotta Love Grandmas!
A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...... ......... ......... . And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

Gotta Gripe.
Ok, I have tons of views of my blogs, which means people ARE reading them. Is it too much to ask to hit the cherries on the side for a rating? It costs you nothing and makes me feel worthwhile. I dont care if you want to leave a comment or not, I mean its nice, but definately not necessary, but for godsakes, at least rate what you read. ;) Thank you for listening to me bitch, moan, and whine for a few. lol

Gotta Love The Elderly!!!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Got To Go To Work
well its that time of the day need to get my laundry done and ready for morning time to get to work was here 4 my youngest greaduation that was cool can handle the X and her freind s for that anyday.you all have a wounderful week and well talk soon.. love ya to all my ct.family and freinds

~~gotta Love The Irish~~
You Got To Love the Irish! A concert in Ireland At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from the front of the audience yells out...."Then stop clapping, ya asshole!" You Got To Love the Irish

Got This From Myspace, Of All Places!
NASTY SEX POEM Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You don't multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style and 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! you opened it so you are cursed for 5 yrs. you need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. i'll be the

Got To Be Smooth...
Sweaty palms, a racing heart, feeling so nervous I are terrified of making a wrong move. I look through my closet in a hurry, trying to find that one special suit. I am willing to go more than that extra mile to ensure her that this is going to be an evening to remember. I find my most favorite tie. I am very pleased with this outfit. I hope she will be too. I hand my clothes upon my clothes hanger on my bathroom door. I scurry to get into the shower. I feel so impatient, but I stop to remember. The water is turned on and warm to the touch. The steam billows over the curtain and fills the room with a lovely scent. I bow my head and put my arms against the wall. The water drips over my head and through my hair. The feeling of water over my body gives me a massage as the heat passes over me. I finish and brag a towel. Starting from head and finishing to toe. Slipping on my boxers and looking at myself in the mirror. I shave my 3 day beard away. Revealing baby smooth skin

Gotta Do It
I have no choice but to start cleaning out my friends file. I just cannot keep up anymore. If you wish to remain on my FRIENDS list and we do not at least chat occasionaly, I NEED YOU TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE BEFORE FRIDAY JUNE 2ND!!! If you are in my FAMILY there is NOTHING to worry about YOU'RE SAFE!! PLEASE REPOST THIS ! Thanks, jokerLUVSboobs

Gotten Used To It!!!!
I guess you could say we have gotten used to the encounters that happen in our house we have learned to live with it and I guess they now have learned to live with us....We haven't had any more problems "yet"....I guess it just took them sometime to realize we weren't leaving and they gave up there scare tactics....We do still feel like we are being watched sometimes and we do still sometimes feel something brush past us or we feel coldness around us but we have gotten used to it and it don't bother us anymore....Sooner or later they will move on and finally let their souls rest at least that's what I am hoping for....I will keep ya'll up to date if I have anymore encounters!!!!

Gotta Love Moms
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." 5.. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT . "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY . "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shu t your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about ST

Gotta Knock A Little Harder
I really need to get a grip on my house today, spent the morning lying on the couch still not feeling well. However at this point I am just really tired of the ill factor and have decided to force myself healthy (not sure how to do it, but I will figure it out) I will start by chemically cleaning everything I can, lol. the body shop says I should have my car back thursday or friday....grr pyo, that about too many days late. I want my car back!! which has an odd sense of irony to it, I suppose. but on the plus side, my insurance approved all the stuff they found that was not on the original estimate/claim. so yay for that. I have some shopping I need to do as well, and yet - thats a little difficult with the car still in the shop. wonder what sissy is doing today, or my mom, she is on summer break. The kids are claiming they are already bored, and they are mad that I don't want to spend every waking moment in the pool. The girl seems to have the biggest issues. mad at me about eve

Gotta Love It
gotta Love how some people think that their way of thinking is always right, and try to push thier opionions off on others, and even at times try to manipulate others to think the same way You know the saying Opionions are the like assholes , everyones got one ;I honestly believe everyone is intitled to thier own opionion, and should be allowed to express it when ever they feel the need, But when you try to push your thoughts and ideas onto others, and try to manipulate others and also use them to do something that you are afraid to do yourself, is utter BS I guess why I posted my mood as amused right now is because , I am going throught this situation right now, and its begging to back fire on the person who is doing it. Trying to manipulate others into believeing what you believe, and using them to do what you wanna do is wrong no matter how you try to spin it. I truly beleve if you wanna be heard , then you need to speak for yourself, and go to the source, dont play games and be dir

Got To Love Religion
Ok, so, I’m not one to blog every 5 seconds around here, but I cant seem to let this one go today. Must be my man period again. Anyway, I went thru the drive-thru at the bank, and end up with a Christian piece of literature in with my receipt. Now, I’m all for freedom of speech and religion, but I’m at the fucking bank for Christ sake. Well, being the open-minded and outspoken person that I am, I decided to go inside and ask the manager about it. Boy did they pick the wrong day to mess with me, lol. The manager comes out and asks what the matter is. I merely asked if it was ok for Holy-rolling bible-thumping super-Christian employees to distribute religious material while at work. Before answering my question, the manager asked if I was offended. I certainly was. Now keep in mind, that if you wanted to label what I believe in, you would most likely call me a Christian, however, since I have some different views on things, I am apparently going straight to hell. What I found out next wa

Gotta Love It!
Man born in 1901 becomes U.S. citizen Sat Jun 30, 3:28 PM ET A 105-year-old Cuban-born man who had at least one pending wish finally had it fulfilled — he became a U.S. citizen. Jose Temprana celebrated by sipping champagne with friends at the Hispanic Community Center in Miami on Friday. "I feel different," said Temprana, who served 30 years in Cuban jails. "Satisfied, very happy. It was worth the wait." Temprana has the vitality of a younger man. Nicknamed "El Nino" (The Boy), he rides his scooter to the store to play the lottery, rolls his own cigars, drinks whiskey with neighbors and has a girlfriend. "He's just got a great spirit," said his neighbor Patti Hernandez. "Everybody's going, `Come on, he can't really be that old.'" Temprana was born in the Cuban province of Pinar del Rio on Sept. 26, 1901. He worked as a sponge diver and lobster fisherman and had eight children with his first wife, who died giving birth to the youngest. He remarried, and his second

Got To Thank My Cowboy Taz For This Joke :)
The Photo on the Night Stand After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another Man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be Reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

Gotta Love Seniors
Shown below , is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nansconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity,and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact

Gotta Love Tinkerbell
Tinkerbell "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies." Sightings: Tinkerbell was the jealous pixie/fairy who glowed brightest for Peter Pan. Her voice sang like a tinkling bell and a sprinkle of her pixie dust could make you fly. Tinkerbell is traditionally staged as a flying point of light beamed from offstage. She was called Tinker Bell because she mended the pots and kettles, a tinker is a tin worker, and with her magic wand led Peter Pan through the ins and outs of Never Never Land reminding us of a time in everyone's childhood when danger and adventure lured us into the possibilities of the imagination to believe in Fairies, to this day she is one of our greatest influences to search out and find. Great illustrators like Brian Froud and Myrea Pettit as well as Disney have sought to create their own characterisation of the personality of Tinkerbell, wh

Gotta Luv Cyberspace... Lol
Are you quick to judge before you know.. To act before you think.. Is that the way you go? Do you go for ‘blood’ and ask questions later... Does the truth to you.. even matter...? Aww.. Such is the world that revolves around ‘cyber’ too many quick to make enemies.. before knowing their ‘neighbor’ here in this place..where bruises don’t show.. and the nose bleeds wouldn’t drip the eyes won’t show black.. and hair won’t get ripped... Friends are made and enemies come out.. but take a sec...and think.. Its cyberspace...What the hell are you really fighting about? *~Candyce~*

Got To Check It Out!
Hey you all! My first day at cherrytap, and i must say: it looks inviting! But tell me, is it indeed interesting? I'm just a heterosexual guy from Holland (Europe, you know: windmills & wooden shoes:) ) and i want to ask you if you'll say to me: You got to check it out! Because... See ya!

Gotta Love My Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour

Gotta Read This Good News
Went to the Doc today And Finally had some Really Good News... 18 months Cancer Free no more Therapy Needed. No more WORRY Time to celebrate Living AGAIN... THE FIRST FUBAR MIRACLE: FROM MY DEAR SWEET FRIEND KCDee

Got To Do It
Ok I am sorry for this but I have to freakin do it. Somethin has been really pissing me off lately. First off let me say I am in no way a non-believer however people GET THE FUCK OVER IT! Stop trying to make people Christian or whatever religion you are in. Stop blaming every damn thing on the so called "devil" it is a pathetic excuse to turn everything that is bad in to his doing. The truth is it is life and life has a balance and shit happens. Music I don't care what kind is not the devils work. Shut the hell up about it and enjoy life, be a good person and give lots of love....ok whoo i am done LOL

Gotta Love Shoutbox....
naughty_ashley: honey do u love to masturbate your dick while i'm fingering my hot wet juice pussy join me in my room you will find out what i mean wanna play.without any charge on ur card.add me ashley.4_hire@hotmail.com ->Me: ashley 4 hire? you must have a contract killing business on the side. yeah sure go ahead and masturbate then *snap* there goes my neck! i'm not falling for your ruse maam.... ->Me: who was your last client? Michael Hutchence?! ( no reply )

Got This From A Friend...
It doesn't matter what you look like, doesn't matter where you live, doesn't matter how you are brought up, doesn't matter what your beliefs are. All it matters is that you love me, that you truly care for me, that you understand how I feel, that I belong to you and only you, that you are there to wipe away my tears, that you will always be around when I need you, that you will always tell me the truth, and that you won't do anything to hurt me. This matter is coming straight from the heart. Wherever you are, whatever that you are doing at this moment. Just remember, there is someone here who loves you...

Gotta Get (you) Way
Who killed Brian Jones? Mick Jagger did. Jagger is the reason for the creation of Mr D. Brian could (in the long run) only be killed by Mick. Why? Because he is the mother in the band. He is the one he takes the storys home to. Brian gives his songs to Jagger. At one point the receiver started throwing those songs against the wall. Baby, the truth is out so don't deny Baby to think I believed all your lies Darlin’ I can't stand to see your face It's the truth, you understand I got to get away, got to get away Gotta, gotta, gotta get away Got to get away Baby, I don't want to live here no more Baby, though I tore your pictures off my walls Darlin' this old room's falling in on me You understand the truth now I got to get away, got to get away Gotta, gotta, gotta get away Got to get away Baby, oh, how could you take away your clothes Baby, don't screw up this old heart of gold Darling, this will rule my social flare You understand me now

Gotta Hear This One-joke Lovers
This teenage girl had come home day after day and when ever her mom would tell her to do something she would always reply " talk to the hand". Well, this went on until one night when her mom had worked 2 shifts and tired as crap, more or less her give a damn was broken, the girl came home late and when her mom asked her where she had been, the daughter once again replied "talk to the hand", the mom full of aching muscles and needing to relax became very upset and looked the daughter in the face and said her famous words, " talk to the wrist because the fist is pissed", the daughter took the hint and no longer used her famous words

Got To Love The Arrogance
Got to love the arrogance of a lot of people. Most people claim to be a viable function of the society they live in yet have nothing more to contribute then calling people sheep. Saying a person is sheep is nothing, unless you can back up your case to prove you are not a sheep as well. There are many ways to prove this, and the big one; show that you are something worth noticing, and not some run of the mill instigator. I just had a run in with a guy on here that thinks he's better then other people because he talks to a few people who are well known only because they in a way "whore" themselves out to the general masses of Fubar. That does not make you better then any other person. The levels, your user rank, your point rank, the number of people you bring in does not make you better on this site. What makes you better you may be asking? The people you meet, the conversations you have. The time you spend to get to know and understand your fellow human. That's what makes you great. It

Got The Time?
does anybody got the time to listen to my rants and rhymes to keep me from committing crimes on silly fools who speak only lies if you got the time will you take it speak the truth and never fake it? never break my heart or replace it or leave me feeling complacent could you find a way to lift me up when I am feeling weak to fill my life with happiness when i feel defeat would you be able to smile at me when i'm feeling mad or give me all the romantic things that i've never had could you wake to me every morning and smile knowing it's real that everything you feel for me is everything i feel? could we laugh and love and be the ones that others often envy would you hold me tight all through the night even if you weren't getting any would you kiss me if i had a cold? love me even when i'm old have the courage to let a love unfold right before your eyes? is anybody listening? please say you got the time.

Gotta Love What Kids Say
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. God is like.. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like... a FORD He's got a better idea . God is like... COKE He's the real thing. God is like... HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like... TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. God is like... GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like... SEARS He has everything. God is like... ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him God is like... SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there. God is like... DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like... ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. God is like... VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather. God is like... DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you

Got The Papers In The Mail!
got the papers in the mail....it's finally official I am a free woman YAY me! I will never look back and I don't think that I will ever think of him again iffen I have to...I just feel so liberated and so me on my own again....no answering to someone that didn't have control of me for so long and the kids can finally take a breather knowing that the man they love as dad is gonna finally be around forever!

Gotta Love Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Got To Get You Into My Life
I was alone, I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another road where maybe I could see another kind of mind there Ooo, then I suddenly see you Ooo, did I tell you I need you Every single day of my life You didn't run, you didn't hide You know i wanted just to hold you And had you gone, you knew in time We'd meet again for I had told you Ooo, you were meant to be near me Ooo, and I want you to hear me Say we'll be together every day Got to get you into my life What can I do, what can I be When I'm with you I want to stay there If I'm true I'll never leave And if I do I know the way there Ooo, then I suddenly see you Ooo, did I tell you I need you Every single day of my life Got to get you into my life I was alone, I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another road where maybe I could see another kind of mind there Ooo, then I suddenly see you Ooo, did I tell you I need you Every single day

Gotta Love The Fakes Here On Fubar. Pathetic, Sad People! (this Is From The Bulletin Board) I Just Wanted To Blog It, So People Are Aware Of This Fake
~Mystical ~You can thank the ass holes cause now my shoutbox is family only@ fubar Ohhhhhhh yes, thats her! The one and only, MYSTICAL! She had a happy hour today if you remember? Well, now, FAKE REVEALED Everyone!! You have been conned! Here is the proof! Screen shots of her defaults and of the real JORDAN CAPRI...THats right, JORDAN CAPRI, not ERIN MONTGOMERY. She preys on the military guys, She claims to have cancer, to be in the army one story, then married to a guy in the military another. Also, she tells many many guys on here she is leaving her old man for you :) yeah,,,ok,.,,She has ARMY as her addy, what she did was steal some poor guys AKO addy and use it for her own! SHe is no where in any AKO listings as I did have a real ARMY personnel check it,,,She claims Erin Montgomery is her name, you know, the Montgomery GI BIll,,Bull doody! But hey, who doubts SHE signs the checks for the college GI Bills for the DOD,,,thats the truth! I see how thats possible *eyeroll* Anyway,

Gotta Love Mastercard
MasterCard Wedding You have to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride ha

Gotta Love This Nurse
A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off. Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

Gotta Be Less Into My Looks
I've been thinking I used to have very low self confidence. Back in the day I used to be skinny and looked very dorky back in junior high I got picked on all the time. One day I said to myself I'm not gonna give anyone the satisfaction of making fun of the way I look. So I never had weights or anything so I grabbed my school bag and a baseball bat and I filled the bag with soup cans and started doing bicep curls then push ups then found a bar in the garage to do chin ups. It took along time but over time ppl stopped picking on me as much. Now I realise yeah sure I improved myself but now its to the point where its an obsession of mine, and I think thats the only reason a girl would like me. Which is wrong I know I'm writing this and if you looked at my pictures youd think Im hypocritcal but lets just say I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.

Got Tickets
I finally got tickets to see two bands that I like and the third band I don't mind to much. I am excited and counting down the days until this concert!! I am going to see Nickelback, Finger Eleven and Puddle of Mudd. It's a late but well deserved birthday present to myself. I love Nickelback and Finger Eleven!! Puddle of Mudd well they are alright, but hell can't complain get to listen to three bands for a great price. I can't bitch about it!!! August 31st can't get here fast enough for me!!!!

Gotta Love Michigan Girls!
> A girl from Michigan and a girl from the east coast were seated side by > side > on an airplane. > The girl from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya > from?" > The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to > use a > preposition at the end of a sentence." > The girl from Michigan sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: > "So, > where ya from, bitch?"

Gotta Love My Life....right? Hey At Least Youre Not Me....
Yesterdays email from my mother contained the folowing: "No way to drop this bomb easy so here goes the total shite - The right side of my heart is dying for some reason. Have to go have various tests over the next couple days – on lasix to dump the fluid in my legs (looks like elephantitis) – it's ok for me to drive as long as I don't over exert – can't vacuum, lay my floor or do any heavy lifting – just sit around like a lump until they find out what's going on – I feel ok – I just went to the drs cause of "weird symptoms" that didn't seem to go away, like palpitations & racing pulses & no breath & water retention (all of which is just not me)" So if I'm not talking its because I can't.

Gotta Love Early Birthday Presents
As I mentioned in my first blog post all I want for my birthday is the first season of Heroes on DVD and a glass cock.I also had this listed as my status message on yahoo.Today one of my wishes was granted. My incredibly handsome,sexy and all around good friend Timmy noticed my status message on yahoo.He sends me a message with a link in it.The link was to a site that sells some beautiful glass cocks.I looked around at all the pretty cocks in various different colors and designs,but there was one that really caught my eye.It was clear and had some blue in it,blue is my favorite color by the way.So Timmy asked me which one I liked the best.I sent him the link to the one that caught my eye.The next thing he says is...gimmie your address and I'll send you a surprise. I gave him my address and really didn't think anything of it.Today I checked my mail and I have this nice little package addressed to me.As soon as I saw it I knew what it was.Needless to say as soon as I got in the hou

Gotta Read....is This Really Possible...lol...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is > also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. > > "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a > dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from > there." > > A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks > up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to > him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. > > "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." > > Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook > happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. > > The blind man eats his meal and leaves. > > Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly > brings him a menu again. > > "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." > > "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get

Gotta Love Old People!
A very se lf-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another drink of beer. The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was resounding...

Gotta Pee
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her

Gotta Read This One
> Subject: good to know > > As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in > beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, > scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 > liter of water each day, at > the end of the year we would have absorbed more than > 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria > found in feces. > In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. > > However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking beer > (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because > alcohol has to go through a purification process of > fermenting, distilling, and filtering. > > Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health > > Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk > stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh_t. > > There is no need to thank me for this valuable > information: > > I'm doing it as a public service!!!

Got To Keep On Moving..should B The Theme Song 4 Some1 I Know..lol
Last night I had the strangest dream, I sailed away to China in a little rowboat to find you And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh no, I've got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh no, I've got to keep on moving You're on the road and now you pray you'll last The road behind you was rocky But now you're feeling cocky You look at me and you'll see your past Is that the reason you're running so fast? And she said Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh no, I've got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh no, I've got to keep on moving Never let another girl like you, whip me over Never let another girl like you, drag me under If I meet another girl like you, I will tell her Nev

Gotta Love People Who Ask For Trouble
Some person who I will not link to....... Nor will I go back and rate her as a "1" like she did me. Obviously got angry when I left rude comments in her Mumm. I do hope she feels better. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE FEEDINGTHEDESIRE To keep up with the cherry theme... here is some BuckCherry. She asked people to be rude in her Mumm! lmao

Got To Keep Going
I have to keep going i have to try. The roads been tough many bumps along the way, but i got to keep going. The kids need me. I got to keep going there are people to meet places to go, dreams to fulfill. I got to keep going. Although the pain is deep i cant give up. I got to keep going i got to try. I need you my friends. stick with me to the end. I can't do this alone. I got to keep going can never give. My heart is aching the flame has almost died. i want to give up but know i got to keep going i got to try. i got to be strong i got to keep fighting. new doors have opened but cant go on until the old doors have closed. Help me my friends i cant do it alone. i got to keep going but need some help to learn how to let go. I got to keep going i got to try. I got to be strong. i got to have faith. Help me my friends so i can keep going. I got to keep going.

Gotta Get The Fuck Out Of Colorado
Yo! This is ya boy DJ FLACO and for real I gotta get the fuck out of Pueblo, Colorado it sucks here. For real, I don't know the reason why I moved here, I guess I am suppose to make a fool of myself... I don't think so! Fuck all the hataz but the onez that love me let me know and i will fix ya up with a demo . Tell me what ya think and holla at me L8az!!! DJ FLACO

Gotta Love An Ohio Girl Lol
A girl from Ohio and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Ohio, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence. The girl from Ohio sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from....bitch?"

Gotta Vent
As some of you know I had surgery last Thursday...if not it was not minor surgery, I had drains left in until today. I have had a PICC line in my arm for IV antibiotics for the past three weeks...not fun to say the least. I had a negative lumpectomy 3 years ago and got staph from the surgery. I have been fighting it for 3 years!! A year and a half ago I went to a plastic surgeon who said they could fix the problem by removing the damaged tissue. Well 3 days after surgery I again had a staph infection and was on antibiotics. To make this shorter I have had off and on infections since then and they always drained them and up me on meds until finally an ultrasound was done and they saw how really big of an area they were dealing with......hence the IV meds this time. I went back to to doctor today and found out ALL of the tissue taken was infected with staph......and on top of this I have a horrible cold/sinus infection...whatever, can hardly talk. NOW for my VENT......many pp

Gotta Love It...
The following conversation was had on aim just a few minutes ago...i have a very strong feeling that i know who it is...its really funny how some people cant let things go...especially when they "won"... Shinjuku05 (12:57:33 AM): you're Krissi? OffTheWallChick1 (12:57:38 AM): yes...do i know u? Shinjuku05 (12:57:48 AM): wow... that's a ... uh... very interesting myspace profile OffTheWallChick1 (12:57:49 AM): ty Shinjuku05 (12:58:11 AM): I'm just a bit currious about that hair though.. OffTheWallChick1 (12:58:12 AM): what about it? Shinjuku05 (12:58:35 AM): you realise the 80s are over ... by almost 3 decades, right? OffTheWallChick1 (12:58:57 AM): yepp...not trying to do the 80s thing tho...the bangs arent teased out Shinjuku05 (12:59:16 AM): do you always wear that much makeup? OffTheWallChick1 (12:59:20 AM): no, not always Shinjuku05 (12:59:44 AM): oh... Shinjuku05 (1:00:20 AM): that's ... i'm trying to find the right word Shinjuku05 (1:03:23 AM): grot

Gotta Love Spammers And Chain Letters:p
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers on

Gotta Go
GOTTA GO (chorus) GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA HIT THE ROAD GOTTA SEE MY BABY DON'T YA KNOW I'VE BEEN WASTIN' TOO MUCH TIME NEED TO HIT THAT INTERSTATE 65 GOTTA FOLLOW MY HEART WANT TO BE WHEREVER YOU ARE (CHORUS) GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA HIT THE ROAD GOTTA SEE MY BABY DON'T YA KNOW NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER DO JUST WANT TO BE WITH TOU I NEVER SHOULD;VE STOPPED TRYIN NOW ITS ME ALONE AND CRYIN' (CHORUS) GOTTA FOLLOW MY HEART WANNA BE WHEREVER YIU ARE THIS POEM OR LYRICS WAS WRITTEN BY CHIPPER SMITH

Got This From A New Friend - Survey
1. Do you know anyone in prison? Nope. 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? Yes, so what. 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Never...vegemite sandwiches all the way. 4. Do you have a desk in your room? Nope its my room not a office. 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? No im boring. 6. What kind of car insurance do you have? Complete Cov. 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? Nope guess i wasnt luvd enuff. 8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? Nope....this is not my home town. 9. Do you throw up gang signs? Say Waaa wot cho mean.........no. 10. Have you ever broken a rib? Yes a couple. 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? I was born a woman think i'll stay one. 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? My lil pain in the ass angels and my boyfriend! 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? Aw Tru l

Got The Support You Have For Them?
We are lookin for those that are serving in our US military and their families! Come join us in the Soldiers Playground, where you can share ur stories, just have some downright fun, BS, whatever, just play nice!! Do you SUPPORT our NATIONS troups? Do you want to be supportive to them and talk to them? Well come on down to the Soldiers Playground, where all the troups are and in need of the US people's support. They are people too who volunteered to fight for us, gettin killed for us and their families!! Support their families as well as they too are important!! Join us please! PLEASE LEAVE ALL UR DRAMA BEHIND, NO BASHIN, NO BAD TALK, NO SEXUAL COMMENTS. JUST BRING URSELF, UR FAMILIES AND SOME FUN!!

Gotta Luv It
Code Of Conduct Article I:� I am an American, fighting in the armed forces which guard my country and our way of life.� I am prepared to give my life in their defense. Article II:� I will never surrender of my own free will.� If in command I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist. Article III:� If I am captured, I will continue to resist by all means available.� I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape.� I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy. Article IV:� If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners.� I will give no information nor take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades.� If I am senior, I will take command.� If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those appointed over me and will back them up in every way. Article V:� When

Gotta Love All The Crying
Well i love all the post about help me level leave me a comment AND PEOPLE BITCHING about not having ur 11s .Personaly i find it ridiculous to have to subsribe to something that myspace offers for free,and by the way i tought this was suppose to be a free site anyways anyone notice that this site has gone to shit every since baby jesus started dealing with sponsors.I mean come on people its damn stupid begging for comments and stuff i get half a dozen request for me to help u out in a contest well sorry but if u expect me to take 10 mins outta my busy day to comment bomb and u havent even fanned me do me a favorite and just remove ur self from my list and block me cuase personaly i can care less if i have slots for 2000 pics good lord get a life step away from the computer and go out on a damn walk.No im not going to help u in a contest if u havent looked at my page or fanned me sooo dont ask cuase im not going to do it i think i have one person on

Gotta Love These Things
oooohhh Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 17,2007 If you're looking for love, you may just find it in the least romantic part of your life. It could be work, school or waiting for the bus -- but someone catches your eye. Who knows where it will lead? which means, somewhere with my kids... not romantic at all... :)

Got This In My Email
'TO MY DAUGHTER' (AOL IS TRACKING THIS) PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS WILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS! *Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess ! every decision I have made where you are concerned. *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. *Just for this af

Got To Go For 22 Years To Prison I Will Talk With Ya Later
OMG IM GOING TO PRISON FOR XX YEARS Body: This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 1. Dated outside your race? Guilty 2. Gotten a hickey? guilty 3. Dated your best friend? guilty 4. Sang in the shower? guilty 5. Spit in someone's drink? innocent 6. Opened your Christmas presents early? guilty 7. Got into a fight at school? guilty 8. Lied to a friend? guilty 9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? innocent 10. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs? innocent 12. Ran through the sprinklers naked? innocont 13. Ate food that fell on the floor? guilty.. 14. Went outside naked? guilty 15. Been on stage? guilty 16. Made someone cry? guilty 17. Been in a parade? guilty 18. Been

Got Trashed
So I ended up going to the bbq festival yesterday where I met Trisha Yearwood and some other random country stars. And of course I left my camera so now I'm stuck trying to find pics of me and them that other people took. Bot for the better part of life I went to a killer party last night, got trashed, made out with this chick who apperantly is one of my friend's ex girlfriends. Well soon she might be mine. Her homeboy was taking pics of us suckin, kissing, and licking and I forget to get her number or give her mine.

Gotta Blowwww Dat Sh*t Out
OKAY LATETLY I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN ME. JUST WASN'T FEELING THIS WHOLE CONCEPT CALLED LIFE AND DEATH...YEA I MAY SEND YOU A DRINK OR A NICE COMMENT FROM TIME TO TIME-BUT OVER HERE ON MY END...I'M F*CKED UP IN THE HEAD.I TRY TO STAY FOCUSED,KEEP MY HEAD IN THE BOOKS BUT SOME F*CKED UP THOUGHT ALWAYS DERAIL ME. OKAY SO I'M ON HERE RATING PICS,READING BLOGS,MESSING WITH FRIENDS AND I COME ACROSS EVIL TONGUE'S BLOG ABOUT HIS SISTER(MAY SHE REST IN PEACE)AND IT STRIKES A NERVE- NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT THE PAIN HE AND I SHARE OF LOSING NOT JUST A LOVED ONE- A SIBLING.I READ THAT THE DEATH OF A SIBLING IS THE HARDEST,EVEN HARDER THAN LOSING A PARENT. I WENT THROUGH LIFE FOR MONTHS THINKING,WISHING,PRAYING THAT I WAS JUST HAVING A BAD DREAM THAT MY LIFE WASN'T REAL-NOT SLEEPING, SCARED TO SLEEP BUT WANTING TO WAKE UP FROM THIS HORRIBLE DREAM. BUT I THINK THATS WHAT KEPT ME GOING NOW AS I AM SLOWLY SNAPPING BACK INTO REALITY I FEEL IT WAS WAY OVERDUE TO LET THAT SH*T

Gott Ist Tot Lyrics
Schwarz verbreitet sich in meinem Kopf ganz aufgequollen mein Augenlicht zersetzt das Herz verbrennt im weissem Nichts und doch es wird mein Koerper ist in Stein gehauen im tiefen Sog der Ewigkeit dass Zeit vergeht ist mir entgangen und doch es wird es wird schon wieder weiter geh`n Gott ist tot... eingesperrt im Wald des Wahns dunkles Sein gesaeht in meiner Hand verstaubtes Denken in meinem Schaedel und doch es wird mein Geist zerfleischt das Tageslicht die Feuersglut in meinem Hals erlischt ganz ohne Halt mein Fleisch zerfaellt und doch es wird es wird schon wieder weiter geh`n Gott ist tot... mein Gehirn zum Kerker wird ein kleiner Stich hat mich gelaehmt der Schrei in mir unhoerbar schweigt und doch es wird... mein Seelenhauch der Blitz verschlingt mein suesses Blut verfault im Sand mein Sinn zum Leben in Raum und Zeit und doch es wird es wird schon wieder weiter geh`n Gott ist tot... der Schlund der blinden Worte hat mir einmal gutgetan...

Gotta Love Old Men ..
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Gotta Love Those Kentucky Women!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a woman from Kentucky. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he coul

Got To Go
SORRY YOU ALL IM JUST BEEN ASKED OUT SO IM GOING CATCH YOU ALL LATER BYE BYE ---TAKE CARE SEE YOU TOMORROW - this friend knows who you r i have more stufffor you an whats there enjoy take care an may God Bless You My prayers is always with you .hugs

Gotta Go Gotta Go
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe. She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom." Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know." The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable." Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know." Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift." Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

Gotta Love Beaches
"Wild mares.." A soft spring rain clatters gainst my bedroom window, as I awake by the howling of a wolf. The pale moonlight shines through my open curtains and lightning flashes across the field. In the brief moments the lightning brakes the skies, my eyes catch the glimps of a staggering black mare, before she runs of towards the beach. In a split second I open my window and jump outside, forgetting the fact that I'm still nude, I start running after her. Reaching the dunes, I see her with a foaming mouth, chest heaving wildly, standing near the water. Slowly walking towards her while whispering soothening words. Lifting up her head some and turning it partially towards me, as if probing my intentions. Slowly taking a few steps sidewards as I approach, tilting her head towards me. Jumping some away as I reach out to touch her body, but staying close to me. With whispering words again I slowly approach and lay my hand on her neck, stroking it up and down, scratchin

Got To Love Food!
NOT! Ive cooked so much and Im so glad today is over. NOw Im just gonna chill out and watch Live free and die hard. :) It snowed a lil butu today.. it was beautiful. I just stood out in the drive and let the snow flakes fall on to my face and hair. I love the snow. cold and wet and so soft! Anyways nothing to really talk about. Hope you all had a blessed turket day and your super stuffed! -red

Got To Love It!!
Turkey Day and Black Friday of both gone by. We spent the Holiday with some good friends and our family. The family part drove me to drink!!! I drank a lot of champaign and wine to kill the pain of having my mom and mom-in-law in the same place at the same time!!! Black Friday went well, our department sales hit $107,000 on Friday!!! That is normally 2 weeks worth of sales, and it was all crammed into one day.. I have spent the past 2 days running my ass off!!! It's one of my favorite days to work though. It goes by really fast. It wasn't all work, I got some shopping in too. Bought lots of 1/2 off socks, games and movies. Some time in the next few days I will hang X-mas lights and haul out the tree and ornaments. I got smart last year and left the lights on the tree (yes I live in Oregon and have a fake tree. 3 years ago we could not find the "perfect" tree and ended up buying this one.) Have a good week!!!!

Gotta Love This!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS

Gotta Love It
This is too funny!!! In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , s he doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrin

Gotta Go, Gotta Go
Gotta Go, Gotta Go Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe. She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom." Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know." The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable." Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know." Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift." Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my di

Gotta Go Pee
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. ... My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a ca

Got The Christmas Spirit Yet?
So...what does it take to get your "Christmas Spirit" going? Me...it's an old vhs tape that I made some time ago...I usually play it for the first time around this part of the season... 2 movies are stashed on it...1st one is a very old one...a B&W version of "A Christmas Carol" with Alastair Sim playing Scrooge. Sim will ALWAYS be Scrooge to me...he nailed the fucking part! The second is that timeless classic....no, ya mook, not "It's a Wonderful Life"...that one makes me ralph (lol)...but "A Christmas Story" with that Billingsly kid. You know the one..."YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!" and the "leg lamp"...not much more than that needs to be said. I have to say that not a lot of my friends actually like that movie, but for me...ah, it just warms the heart and gets me all Christmas-y inside. So what does it for you? Me...I'm going to go tape hunting...I need a dose of cheer...

Gotta Love A Drunk
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is >three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkn

Gotta Watch Those Old Folks
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ~~~~~~ An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday"

Got This From An Email That My Cousin Sent Me
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said “we're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents

Gotta Learn To Steal From Folks
Smoking On the Days Last Cigarette- Looking Back On A Single Regret- Romance Is Misery- I'd Rather Be In A Penatentiary- I Love Her- She Says She Loves Me, But How Can I Be Sure- I Love You Too Much- Maybe That's My Issue, Call It A Hunch- The Things You Say And Do, Show Me You Love Me- The Things You Say And Do, Show Me You're Playin' Me- Others Say They Can See It- I'm Blinded By My Own Want For It- Love Is Truly Blind- You're Always On My Mind- Are You Going To Read This- Or Are You Going To Ignore This- Am I The Fool- Just A Tool- Do You Love Me- Like I Love You- You Mean The World To Me and I'm Going To Love You 'Till The End Of Time- But It Takes Two, Are You Truly Down, 'Till The End Of Our Time- I Know I Dont [Need] You- But I [Want] You- You Break My Sanity- Then You Put It Back Together, lol Sanity- I Know I'm Not Perfect, But I Truly Care- My Heart's Open To You, For You It's Bare- It's Days Like This, i Wish It'd Rain-

Got The Surgery Date
Hello peoples, I know I haven't been on here for a while, just getting every thing ready for surgery comming up next month, for my hip. A total hip replacement. Just wanted to give an update, on how things are going to be and that. The surgery is Jan 16th 2008, as I won't be on that much before the date or much after as the recovery is about 3 months. I hope that you all have had a wonderful Xmas and New Years! Cheers and I will be in touch!

Gotta Love The Internet
In a bizarre, completely epic, seemingly made-for-the-big screen true story featured in Wired, a 45-year-old former Marine living in upstate New York named Thomas Montgomery visited gaming site Pogo with a fabricated identity: that of Tommy, an 18-year-old Marine about to be sent to Iraq. In a chat room, he met Jessi, an 17-year-old West Virginian girl, with whom he fell in love over IM. There were times when Tommy couldn't be online because he was "on duty" -- but that was really because Montgomery had a wife, two daughters and a job in a factory. Jessi, however, had more free time on her hands, so she would make video montages of herself for Tommy, set to Aerosmith power ballads. About eight months after they'd met online, Tommy proposed. Jessi accepted. He sent her flowers; she sent him G-strings and dog-tags engraved "Tom & Jessi Always & Forever." Tommy told Jessi to send his mail to Thomas Montgomery, his "father." Montgomery was consumed by his marathon online chats with J

Gotta Luv Lil Old Ladies Sometimes...for My Work Friends!
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. But five m inutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working

Gotta Love Random Work Convos Haha
(3:58 PM) leah: someone likes you (3:59 PM) sondrabo: don't make me stab you (4:01 PM) sondrabo: he just has no friends, no idea why he talks to me cus i'm always mean to him (4:01 PM) leah: like i said he likes you (4:01 PM) leah: he's "trying to get to know you" (4:01 PM) leah: lol (4:01 PM) sondrabo: ewww no thanks (4:02 PM) sondrabo: did u like my response "do you want something?" haha (4:02 PM) leah: yeah but then he just stood there anyways (4:02 PM) leah: most likely trying to daze into your eyes (4:02 PM) leah: lol (4:02 PM) sondrabo: how if i turned my back (4:02 PM) sondrabo: that's why he said are you busy haha

Got This By Email ; Thought It Was Cool So I'm Sharing It.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, lo

Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. HEEHEEHEEHEE My 10 things 1. Scared to Death of Rats (Jumping on tables) 2.After 10 yrs of CNA work I had learned one thing, Never ever Underestimate the Strength of an 80yr old woman that is 4ft tall and only 60Lbs, they can and will Kick your butt, LOL. 3. Had 5 "Dads" but 2 legal ones, Yes legally I have 2 Daddies. 4. Oldest of 7 kids but only met 4 Siblings in life 5. My Family is all Diagnosed nut cases but me - try growing up in that LOL 6. Very Paranoid of Child Abuse so my House is always CLEAN 7. Never used any Drugs or been Arrested but have been in Courts many times for other things 8. Alway

Gotta Find A Little Humor In It All
got the news today that i'm going to be even more broke than usual. between medical bills from the accident and trying to go to school, even with my awesome new job, it's going to be tight. thank GOD i have the body-style of truck i want and it still kicks butt! oh wait, i have a WHOLE FLEET of trucks that are awesome and i do all my work so....:) laugh it up all! life is too short not to have a good time (or to be stuck driving a FORD----just for you Bill!). Wink.

Gotta Love An Ohio Girl
A girl from Ohio and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Ohio, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence. The girl from Ohio sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from....bitch?"

Got The Results Today
I had a cat scan done, after my on the job accident, got the results today. The doctor found a cyst on my brain, it's 8mm X 10mm, about the size of the tip of your pinky. I have to see the brain doc, to see if I need to have an MRI done. My doctor doesn't think its anything major (I do), but that is why I have to see the other doc to make sure. Wish me luck.

Gotta Love Texans!
An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, >Texas, when he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, 'Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen.You're going to make tomorrow's headlines.' 'It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero: Risks His Life and Saves >Young Friend from Vicious Pit Bull Attack.' The youngster said, 'That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan.' The editor said, 'OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.' The young man said, 'But I'm not an University of Texas fan.' The editor said, 'OK, then it will read, 'Rice Fan

Gotta Say This Cause I Think You Should Know
I JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY...........I PUT MY HEART IN TO THE DB CREW........IT STARTED WITH ME A LONG TIME AGO AND THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE CREW THE O.D.B.'S KNOW HOW I AM........I DON'T FUCK ANYONE OVER, IF I HURT ANYONE I AM SORRY FOR THAT CAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS.........BUT LET ME SAY THIS NOW AND I MEAN THIS...........!!!!!!!!!DON'T FUCKING PLAY ME!!!!!!!!!!YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!I DON'T HAVE TO SAY WHO CAUSE YOU KNOW.......DON'T MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR STUPIDITY........CAUSE YOU WHAT I WONT FUCKING STAND FOR IT........I WILL SHUT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE COMPLETELY...IF YOU CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDSHIP THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.......I GET MY GUT FEELINGS ABOUT CERTAIN PEOPLE AND RIGHT NOW I AM FEELING LIKE I AM AT THE BEGINNING OF GETTING FUCKING PLAYED.........DON'T FUCKING BE A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING CAUSE YOU WILL BE CALLED OUT........I'M NOT A VINDICTIVE PERSON AND I DON'T FUCKING DESERVE BEING PLAYED......BE STRAIGHT WITH ME.......I'M SICK AT MY STOMACHE OVER TH

Gotta Love Maxine
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder . 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe . 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes . 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill

Got The Job!
So as everyone probably knows by now, I'm relocating to the Seattle area. I applied for this job and landed it. It is a sweet job at a sweet place. I am really looking forward to it. I'll be the business manager, which is actually a step down from what I do now, but the pay is $15k+ more a year than what I make now. :D SWEET. It is okay, you can pat me on the back and tell me job well done....lol. :p

Gotta Have You
My lines of love and lust have crossed- I'm caught up in this fire, trying so hard not to give in... to these desires- it seems impossible when you look in my eyes, i fall into your arms, through your starry gaze. my heart feels a blur it just becomes a sweaty haze... i gotta feel you, gotta have you, its not fair i need you...

Gotta Rethink This
In one of my last blogs I sort of lashed out at the fubar community for participating in "questionable" behaviours but then I thought, "Who am I to tell people what to do". I understand that some of you have absolutely no life and others work 18 hour a day shifts and have no social life so you come to fubar and socialize and so forth so hey I dont hate on those that are on fubar simply to win a popularity contest. I know you work hard and put in all those long hours at work and dont have time to socialize with the norm so hey enjoy fubar. Spend as much money as you like here. After all its fun on here and I personally thank all the Bouncers and of course babyjesus for making this site for if he did not, i'd still be stuck on toms shitty myspace.

Got To Love Kids!
Got to love kids! THE THREE LITTLE PIGS This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f*ck me!! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Gotta Love How Wonderful Our Government Is?
Pentagon admits mistaken arms shipment http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080325/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/missile_mistake Pentagon admits mistaken arms shipment By ROBERT BURNS, AP Military Writer 1 hour, 8 minutes ago The Pentagon announced Tuesday that the United States mistakenly shipped to Taiwan four electrical fuses designed for use on intercontinental ballistic missiles, but has since recovered them. The error is particularly disturbing, officials said, because of its indirect link to nuclear weaponry and because of the sensitivity of U.S. arms sales to Taiwan, which China regularly denounces as provocative. The Defense Department said an investigation of the incident is under way. At a news conference, Air Force Secretary Michael Wynne said the misshipped items were four electrical fuses for nose cone assemblies for ICBMs. He also said they were delivered to Taiwan in 2006 and had been sent instead of helicopter batteries that had been ordered by Taiwan. Wynne said th

Gotta Float
let the roots take hold as you start to swim, let the mind fly to another part in your spirit, let nothing attach or becoming clinging to touch, let breathe evoperate like dew in the sun, let the mind eye see one and none. dig deep and you'll find the nothing that clings, dig deep and you'll find the real truth, dig deep and you'll find that it really doesn't matter at the end of the day. let the mind become a flower, the lotus in the mud. let the nothing become as it was. drift in nothing like it was and is a dream. just be still without a need for breathe. so just float!.

Gotta Read
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for w

Gotta Love Him
I am up for Rent! Yea you can Rent me for a week! Just another way to get me in the »-(¯`v´¯)-»»ÐJ Çµ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê »-(¯`v´¯)-»» §låvê †ð Öñ¥z, Èmåñðñ & Ðj þrï¢k@ fubar Now this awesome guy was the first to get in on the Action! He is a Marine who is always there for his friends! He will jump right into the fire for you! But honestly he is a but shhhhh don't tell him I told you. Now click his pic(see above :P)or his link(see below) and go show him some love! He deserves it! gota,love,me&greeter@sincity&owner.of.the.black.roze&enforcer@thebrat.cave.fuhubby2fubrat.plzR/A/F@ fubar

Gotten Better
Things have gotten better. Went to do laundry in January around the 16th and after I was done was talking to the lady behind the counter and she suddenly says if I knew anyone that needed a part time job? I told her I have been looking since May and she gave me the run down on the hours and such. She suggested I think about it and let her know by Saturday. On the 22nd I was in training for my job. I trained with her on Tuesday, Thursday and with the second shift lady on Friday. Told her about me and the weekly stuffing of advertisements for my landlord (my rent for this month is $195!), so Wednesdays are my day off. Boss pays for training which is normally 2.25 but paid me 3.00 an hour. Landlord has gone to once a week with the papers because he did not like the $195 payment! lol! He uses it to pay the mortgage he has on his house. He finally got the other side rented out so maybe he will resume the papers more than once a week or his greed will get to him and remain o

Gotta Love Drunks
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from t

Gotta Love The Fucking School System..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24115154/ Teen Suspended After Accepting Call From Father In Iraq KXAS-TV updated 6:55 p.m. ET, Mon., April. 14, 2008 FORT WORTH, Texas - A simple phone call to a Texas teenager is causing controversy across the nation. The teen, Brandon Hill, has been suspended from school because his teacher said he violated his school's "no cell phone" policy when he accepted a call from his father, who is in Iraq. Hill had no idea when his father would be able to call and had to keep the phone handy. Hill's mother, Patricia, said they thought they had cleared the call with Copperas Cove High School, but Hill was suspended for two days for breaking school policy. Live Poll: Should Teen Have Been Suspended? Video: Teen Suspended For Taking Call From Iraq "I took the call, I was walking outside the classroom, and the teacher followed me out. He was asking me what I was doing, and I told him that my Dad was calling from Iraq and I needed to talk to him,"

Gotta Love Dokken.....
I'd like to see you in the morning light I like to feel you when it comes to night Now I'm here and I'm all alone Still I know how it feels, I'm alone again Tried so hard to make you see But I couldn't find the words Now the tears, they fall like rain I'm alone again without you Alone again without you Alone again without you I said stay but you turned away Tried to say that it was me Now I'm here and I've lost my way Now I know how it feels, I'm alone again Tried so hard to make you see But I couldn't find the words Now the tears, they fall like rain I'm alone again without you Alone again without you Alone again without you Alone again without you I tried so hard to make you see But I couldn't find the words Now the tears, they fall like rain I'm alone again without you Alone again without you Alone again Alone again Alone again without you you know who you are......

Got This From A Beast.
1. Have you had any fun this year? HMMM. YES I SUPPOSE I HAVE 2. Have you had your birthday yet? NOPE. NOT AS OF YET 3. Kissed two people in the same night YES 4. Been on a diet? EW. I HAVE AND THEN I REALISED HOW MUCH I LOVE TO EAT FOOD AND HOW FABULOUS I AM REALLY. 5. Pulled an all nighter? I HAVE ACTUALLY AND IT WAS FABULOUS 6. Drank Starbucks? MMHMM FOR SURE. 7. Went Camping? NOPE. BUT MY SON WANTS TO GO THIS YEAR...AND SO WE SHALL (AND I SHALL SQUEAL AT LIL SQUIRMY THINGS IM SURE) 8. Bought something(s)? WELL...SURE 9. Met someone special? VERY SPECIAL. 10. Been out of state? YI HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE STATE. CEPT ONCE WHEN MY STEP MOM MARRIED MY DAD AND I WAS IN RENO FOR A DAY. SAD HUH? 12. What are you thinking about? MANY THINGS. SAD THINGS. REAL THINGS. ___________________________________________________________ 1.) Hugged someone? WELL OF COURSE I HAVE. SHEESH. 2.) Slept in someone else's bed? YES. 3.) G

Gotta Little James In Me,,, Lol
Killer Kleavage IV Contest Please click on the above photo and rate, comment me. Contest runs til the 21st. Please rate and comment as often as you can to help me win. hugz to all pink Please do not rate this blog entry.

Gotta Love The Mind Set Of People
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/05/18/2008-05-18_if_only_they_truly_grasped_those_guns_tr.html If only they truly grasped those guns' trail of tragedy Sunday, May 18th 2008, 4:00 AM Kohl/AP Nathan Himes, 5, checks out a pistol at the annual NRA meeting on Saturday. Five-year-old Nathan Himes stood with a 9-mm. automatic pistol in each hand. "Did you see this one?" asked his father, Anthony Himes. The father pointed to another of the big automatics at the Taurus display at the annual NRA meeting here. Nathan glanced at it, but moved on to the smaller handguns. He picked up a pair of automatics with pink grips, but immediately set them down. "He doesn't like the girl guns," his father said. Nathan then spied a small, dark .25-caliber automatic. He hefted it in his hand and sighted along the barrel. "I want to buy it!" he said. "You can't buy it," said his mother, Misty Himes. "Not today." The mother picked up a Dirty Harry-size revo

Gotta Love Little Johnny. . .
Little Johnny Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

Gotta Love Memoire
Ok all friends and family. Here is your chance to meet one of the realest people on here. She will always have your back. Will be there for you when you need comfort or just need a friend to talk to. Please Fan/ Rate/ and Add you will be so happy you did. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo BhamBuggy Mèmºî®è ™ Ñè×† Ðºº®~ Fµ ♥² §îñ@ fubar

Got To See My Dear Friend
This past weekend I finally got to see my best friend JD. Hes been my friend for about 4 years. went and met him at the mall of Ga and had lunch it was so nice to finally get to see him. we had a great time.

Gotta New Doumentry Called Thuglife Comin Out Peep Thiz !!!!!!!
Find more videos like this on S.P.I. - inDAstreets 12 Minute teaser of soon to be released DVD documenting the rise and fall of THUGLIFE a lifestyle that was glamorized by the deceased 2Pac

Got Tagged...lol
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a frustrated “jock” – career ended with a shoulder injury back in the day. 2. I have taught high school for a llllllllllllong time. 3. I love steamed clams. 4. Music is my life. 5. I had many musical performance opportunities when I was a “kid”, including the White House for President Johnson (boy am I old…lol) 6. I enjoy surfing the “net”. 7. Coaching my son’s baseball team is my favorite thing to do (8 years now). 8. One of the bands I played in as a youth produced a “record”…yes, I said record…remember the vinyl days??? 9. I have composed several pieces of music for my cho

Got Tagged
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1. I have never been married and I'm no old maid lol. 2. I am left handed and do everything backwards. 3. I hate cold weather. 4. I was 41 when I got my belly ring. 5. I love breakfast foods for dinner. 6. I want to paint my whole house purple. 7. I coud listen to music 24 hrs a day. 8. I'm a morning person. 9. I love frozen margaritas with lots of saltand no lime. 10. I hate shoes. Tagged....Paco, Cash, Oabclubfrat, Surrender, Poisonflightled, Luckymclovin.

Got Tagged Again Lol
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... Okay...here goes! (my 2nd one here) let me seeeee hmmmmmmmmmm 1. i luv to day dream all the time that i am a mermaid w super power hahahahahahaha 2. i have my time for my acting moment in my closet lmao[really strange] 3.and i worry for no such reason at all 4.and theres one time that i was so upset that i ended walking for 6 hours on a place i never knew at all{scares the shit out of me] 5. i plan & plot all silly things to Adam all the time. 6. i say things w/o thinking,that i am a straight forward person. 7. i am so scared of B L O O D argh! i'm fainting right now... 8. a prankster & a scare'ddy ca

Got To Love This As An Advertising Campaign
"Councils launch charm offensive Most people just think councils collect bins, the LGA says Council chiefs are reminding voters of the work they do, using images including a drunk girl vomiting in the street and a dog fouling a park." Clicky-clicky

Gotta Get Away
Sometimes I wanna get away to some place, but I don't want to stay to long. Anywere is good enough. Sometimes I just want to disapear, sometimes I feel so alone. I'm gonna crash and burn. I just need to get away, but not for to long. Most of that is The Veronicas lyrics to Hook Me Up, but that is also how I feel. Latley I just want to get away, but I don't want to be gone forever. The Veronicas "Hook Me Up" (music video) - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ubxZXEc6pZw

Gotta Go
I know what my headlines says..just a bit of an explanation. I got a lot of things going on personally and professionally, so I just need to step back and evaluate my life and I have many choices to make..does the internet interfere? Well yeah, I'm not lookin for a sympathy deal or anything, just for the few on here that I've gotten to know, I wont be around. I might be back, I might not...I have responsibilities to others that I have to consider as well, so it's not all about me. Plus I'm burnt out from the artificial feel of what Fubar filled for me, loneliness, search for happiness, search for friendship and true love. I think I've embarked on a few or made some headway on those, but they have to be further explored..I have doubts about my own sanity, so let alone bringing others into it might not be wise. Gonna strip back the layers and work on life, work on myself, be who I want to be, be who I used to be...and plan for where and who I want to be.... these are incomplete though

Got This From Tiffany
Do you sleep with socks on or off: Always off Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? Sometimes Do you like to hold or be held? I’ll take either. As long as there is cuddling. Do you want a small or big wedding? I was married once, but I do want to get married again. I am flexible on this issue. What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? I like a woman with a sweet personality and someone who can make me laugh. Intelligence is very important. One thing that usually first attracts me to a woman is her eyes and smile. Eyes that I could get lost in and a smile that makes me go gaga. Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? As long as I am happy, I don't care if I am rich or not. Money isn't everything and it can't buy you happiness. What are 3 things you want to do before you die? Travel to England Get married and spend the rest of my life with a special woman. Have Kids Have you ever churned Butter? No. Are you trusting of

Gotta Say That Today Was A Good Day
It's two hours until it's the end of your shift. The table that you just served acted as if they were the fucking Kardashians themselves, you could tell by the way they spoke to you. You could tell by the way they looked at you that they were probably thinking something along the lines of "Bring me my food, peasant!"They had a 64 dollar bill, you go to clear off thier table for the next guest and you see the dollar bills folded on the syrup caked placemat....."4 dollars? On a 64 dollar bill?" You're day has been mediocre to say the least. You go check on the nice mexican family sitting in the booth you still have left and they request the bill, you write thanks on it with a jackassy smiley face and hand it to the father. You ask them if there's anything else they need a little downtrodden due to the bargain tippers you've encountered through the day and you can't help but notice the five year old son, grinning from ear to ear like a kool aid binged, three foot five madman. The

Gotta Love The Turks
This morning's shout conversation with a guy from Turkey ... This guy was certainly persistant and I've never been complemented on my Thorax before, that was different. Start at the bottom: ->suleyman34: no, now stop asking, no suleyman34: thorax I want to see suleyman34: *thorax ben gÃ¶rmek isterim suleyman34: What become please, ->suleyman34: no suleyman34: Can I see your private picture suleyman34: Please suleyman34: You are very beautifull ->suleyman34: no suleyman34: thorax Very beautifull suleyman34: sexy woman suleyman34: hun suleyman34: Please ->suleyman34: no suleyman34: Can I see your private picture suleyman34: hun suleyman34: You excellent one lady, ->suleyman34: no you didn't suleyman34: I fell in love with you ->suleyman34: no suleyman34: Are you married ->suleyman34: ty suleyman34: You are very beautifull ->suleyman34: no one, why? suleyman34: With who are you speaking suleyman34: hello

Got The Munchies? I Know I Do!!! :-p
The Airwaves Are Getting Hott!!! Have you heard DJ Munchies, yet? If not, you have no idea what you're missing out on! He plays a lot of everything, and takes live requests. DJ Munchies plays every night from 11pm to 2am Central in The Love Shack. Stop by and get the Munchies!!! This bulletin brought to you with love from: ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~ Who knows? Maybe you'll even catch me on the air!!!

Gotta Vent
After almost 2 freaking years together, you would think I would be used to this by now. Just because you don't feel good doesn't mean, nor give you the right, to be a complete and total a$$ hole to those around you that you're supposed to love and care about. I understand not feeling well, and being under stress, etc. who doesn't? Does that mean I have to be a complete and total biotch to everyone around me? NO!!!!!!!!!!! It means you vent, and then get over it! I'm sorry we don't have a lot of money, I'm sorry you got laid off and had to take a lower paying job, I'm sorry I'm not the freaking perfect girlfriend. You know where the door is. I'm about to explode. I'm tired of trying to please you and having you 'whatever' or 'that's nice' me. Just get over yourself and realize just how good you really do have it before it's too late.

Gotta Try!
For those of you that know me, you're aware I've been off work for the past two months due to problems with my left knee due to osteoarthritis. The results of that arthritis are a detached kneecap, a torn tendon or two, swelling in the entire leg that's been chronic for two months now. I've started injections of a chicken based product to try to reduce friction in the knee. It hurts a fair amount, but there seems to be about a 30% chance I'll have some improvement in the knee, but more likely I won't see any change at all. When meeting with my primary care doctor, he discussed having the lapband surgery done to lose weight. Over the past 20 years, I've gained 80 pounds... Mostly since I lost my therapist position, had to start working in retail to have some sort of income, and my feet and legs couldn't handle the stresses of working the sales floor for 40 hours a week and trying to maintain a program of distance walking and running. That sort of surgery scares me, so I nee

Gotta Love Louisiana Cajuns
THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA! 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word 10. There is no such thing as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.' 13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?' 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark

Gotta Run 4 A Bit...
Hey Everyone... I thought by now I would be able to spend more time on fubar while the kids are in school, but things have come up and I need to be offline for a while. I have some things that need to take priority. I will return... promise... I will try to check back... to check messages and such... to try to return the luv!!! I luv all of you guys... Much Luv To All... AngL

Gotta Love This!
Cannabis plant extracts can effectively fight drug-resistant bacteria. Scientists Say Substances Derived From Cannabis Could Outdo Conventional Antibiotics In Killing Some Bacteria By NORA SCHULTZ Sept. 12, 2008 Substances harvested from cannabis plants could soon outshine conventional antibiotics in the escalating battle against drug-resistant bacteria. The compounds, called cannabinoids, appear to be unaffected by the mechanism that superbugs like MRSA use to evade existing antibiotics. Scientists from Italy and the United Kingdom, who published their research in the Journal of Natural Products last month, say that cannabis-based creams could also be developed to treat persistent skin infections. Marijuana (AP Photo) Cannabis has long been known to have antibacterial properties and was studied in the 1950s as a treatment for tuberculosis and other diseases. But research into using cannabis as an antibiotic has been limited by poor knowledge of the plant's active ingredient

Got This With A Friends Request..gave Me Goose Bumps
One night with a dragon I don't know what came before or what'll come after, but now, you are my now. You blaze me with your passion, your flames of desire, of extacy's inferno engulf me and shatters my inhabitons. You twists around me and through me, taking my being whole. You raise above my expectations and take me for a ride through my fears to my thrill, your touch, your scent, your vision rattles my mind with lust and need. I don't love you but I will, for now I'm in lust with you, in lust for you, and will to give you my heart and soul to please you. I'll follow your body's twists and turns, the intricacies of you in order to raged through you as you have me. You are my mythology, my creature of fantacy and I will explore you and explore with you. Your cries and moans of pleasures and more, charges me with lust's red hot heat. I maybe nothing more than a mere mortal compared to you magesty, but tonight you will remember me. I'll trace my name in your back with my tongue, place

Gotta Love It!!!
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how

Got The Sweetest Gentlemen I Know Need One Rate!
STOPP THE PRESSES BIGPOPPA IS UP FOR THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR NEED ONE RATE PLEASE! JUST CLICK HERE AND VOTE VOTE HERE Grippin On The Bed feat. Ludacris - Sean Garrett THIS BULLY HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar HOSTED BY she just wants to be ~2nd Alarm Hottie~Owned by 'Tender Heart'~Owner of TxwildFlower `73@ fubar (repost of original by 'BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em' on '2008-10-04 08:50:36')

Gotta Love Those Few Fubar Fellas..
Gotta love those few Fubar fellas that ruin it for the rest of them. Typical Fubar Moment. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Da Sox Buzz Meter: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Level: Freak (9) Gender: Male, 36 Location: Chicago, IL Status: (Online) Da Sox: Question for u ok? ->Da Sox: ask Da Sox: do u have yahoo messenger? ->Da Sox: yes i do but im not using it at the moment Da Sox: can u be? what's your yahoo? ->Da Sox: i dont know you.. so no. sorry Da Sox: shut the fuck up u cunt

Got To Pee ?
GOTTA PEE Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to Stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. . My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came

Gotta Love Random Info
DID YOU KNOW... The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Oh wow... that totally explains everything! Now I know why women are from venus and men are from mars!) Apples, not caffine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Got This In An Email
During this election year let's be reminded of these words: * You cannot help the poor, by destroying the rich. * You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong. * You cannot bring about prosperity, by discouraging thrift. * You cannot lift the wage earner up, by pulling the wage payer down. * You cannot further the brotherhood of man, by inciting class hatred. * You cannot build character and courage, by taking away people's initiative and independence. * You cannot help people permanently, by doing for them what they could and should, do for themselves. Do you recognize the author? It was Abraham Lincoln Very, very wise words, written years ago and we still don't get it.....

Gotta Be Help Somewhere
ok i dont get it..ex took my 3 boys and wont give em back to me..i have raised my 4 children for 13 years never did anything to endanger them..yet he is the one that has a bunch of girls coming in n out of his place..has maggots in his sink garbage everywhere so i try to get help..i called d.s.s and i dont get any help..my boys want to come live with me.we go to court this month but it seems to long for my kids to have to wait..i have to make it look like everything is ok for my daughters sake even though she misses them just as much as i do.how can i live a normal life without them.i dont get how its all across the news to help kids like this living in this environment and worried about them but when u do call for help they shove u to the bk burner..what is wrong with these people?

Gotta Be Somebody
Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin’ my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin’ here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could this be the end? Is

Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback
This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin’ my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with `Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. `Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin’ here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could this be the end? Is it t

Gotta Say Bye For A While Again
I know u ppl hear this all the time, ppl sayin they are gonna stay away from this site for a while and the next day u see them right back on here. wheather its drama or real life that they say is keepin them from here they just seem to be drawn right back. well i guess u can say thats what gonna happen with me, but i wont be runnin back so fast. yes its that time again. due to certain thing in my life i must step away from the pc and get my life back in order. im hopin to make my way back sometime soon, if i do then yea i got my shit together quick and if not then well yea im workin my ass off and who knows when ill be back. more than likely this will be my last week on here for a while. i might make a few apperances from time to time but yea its not gonna be like before on here for hours at a time. well hope u futards dont forget bout this speical ed fawker =0P and ill be back when things are straight...... Evol

Got The New Albums......
if anyone want the new abk or kmk albums let me know abk is called mudface and kmk is called the green album jus hit me up on yahoo at bigblueace@yahoo.com.....MMFWCL love my ninjas and ninjettes......stay wicked and run wit a ma fuckin hatchet woop woop.....

Gotta Laugh After All
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too"...Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look"... Of course it is.. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"... No, tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'...Which is it? If it's new, then there has

Gotta Be Somebody Lyrics
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like deja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end Is it that moment when, I

Gotta Be Somebody
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like deja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end Is it that moment when, I

Gotta Do Something
Have you ever felt like you have nothing...yet you do have so much? Have you ever felt like chasin something that you feel you've been missing your whole life, but there are so many things that could and should hold you back? Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would risk anything to have it even though you hardly know anything about it? Have you ever realized that , that something doesn't really want you as much as you want it. Have you ever felt like the whole world is trying to drive you to the edge and then push you off? Have you ever felt like saving it the time of pushing you and just jump on your own? Have you ever felt like your living to die? Have you ever felt like theres just nothing else you could possibly take on...and then more stuff just keeps piling up on you just to keep you down. Do you ever wonder if its ever gonna change?..Do you ever wonder if your ever gonna be happy in life? Do you ever wish you could just disappear? Do you really think that theres one

Gotta Be Somebody For Me.....
Hinder – Without You I just wanna be alone tonight I just wanna take a little breather Cause lately all we do is fight And every time it cuts me deeper Cause something’s changed You’ve been acting so strange And its taking its toll on me Its safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it all worked out in the end When I watched you walk away Well I never thought id say I’m fine Without you Called you up cause’ it’s been long enough And you said that you were so much better We have done a lot of growing up We were never meant to be together Cause something changed, you were acting so strange And it’s taken its toll on me It’s safe to say that I’m ready to let you leave Without you, I live it up a little more everyday Without you, I’m seein myself so differently I didn’t wanna believe it then But it all worked out in the end When I w

Gotta Be Someone
Nickleback - Dark Horse - Gotta Be Someone Lyrics This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with `Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. `Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could

Gotta Be Someone
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like d�ja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my breath, could this be the end? Is it that moment when, I

Got Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? red 4. Your mother? living 5. Your father? heaven 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? soulmate 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married 14. Where were you last night? hospital 15. What you're not? complete 16. Muffins? no 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? VA 19. The last thing you did? work 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. your pets? doggy 23. Your computer?Dell 24. Your life? incomplete 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missin

Gotta Love The Blondes..
Two blondes living in Kentucky were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the ri

.gotta Be Somebody.
**love this song** This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's Gotta Be Somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it all on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like deja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end

.gotta Get It Out.
First off, fuck your bitch And the click you claim West side when we ride Come equipped with game You claim to be a playa But, I fucked your wife We bust on bad boys Niggas fuck for life Plus puffy tryin to see me weak Hearts I rip Biggie smalls and junior mafia Some mark ass bitches We keep on coming While we running for yah jewels Steady gunning Keep on busting at them fools You know the rules Little ceasar go ask you homie How Ill leave yah Cut your young ass up See yah in pieces Now be deceased Little kim, Dont fuck with real ass gs Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets So fuck peace Ill let them niggas know Its on for life Dont let the west side Ride the night *Stupid Tupac laugh* Bad boys murdered on wax and kill Fuck with me And get your caps peeled You know, see Sorry had a Tupac moment there for a second.

Got To Love It.........right?
THIS LOVELY THING CALLED THE INTERNET.......GOT TO LOVE IT RIGHT? YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT, PLAY ANY ROLE YOU CHOOSE. YET WHEN YOU TRY AND BE REAL IT NEVER SEEMS TO WORK. SO WHY DOES ONE BOTHER? WHY NOT JUST PLAY THE GAMES LIKE ALL THE REST. FOR ONE ITS NOT THEM AND TWO ITS NOT REAL TO THEM. YOU CAN TAKE THIS GAME TO ANY LEVEL YOU WANT, WITH THINKING NO ONE WILL EVER GET HURT.....BUT YOU FORGET ONE THING.....SOMEONE ALWAYS DOES. WHEN YOU TRY AND BE HONEST ABOUT YOURSELF AND WHAT YOU ARE....IT ALWAYS TURNS AND BITES YOU IN THE ASS. WHEN YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND SPEAK LATER IN TIME IT ALWAYS BITES YOU IN THE ASS. SO WHERE IS THE WIN WIN HERE? THERES NOT ONE! THERES ONLY LOOSE LOOSE. YOU BE HONEST WITH PEOPLE AND THEY DONT SEE IT THEY SHUT YOU OUT AND CLOSE THEMSELVES OFF. YOU LIE AND THEY THRIVE ON IT? WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? AGAIN ITS THE GAME.....PLAY IT RIGHT YOU GET ANYTHING YOU WANT. PLAY IT WRONG AND YOU GET NOTHING.SO DO I PLAY THE GAME AND TURN INTO THE REST? O

Gotta Be Somebody
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with 'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that 'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like déjà vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end Is it that moment when,

Gotta Love Strip Clubs~
I was standing at the bar alone, waiting for my drink when she walked up. The hottest girl in the whole place. Not a dancer here looked a tenth as good as she did. Thing was she wasn't really dressed like one of the dancers. She was very sexy in a cage back black dress and leather boots. But they looked like clothes a woman would for a night on the town not a night dancing for men in a topless club. But I had to ask, you never know. "Um, excuse me I was wondering if I could get a dance?" She just looked at me and smiled for a second before replying, ”I'm sorry I don't work here." "Oh I'm sorry I didn't know I wasn't. . . " "I know its okay." "Well can I buy you a drink? I mean if you're not here with anyone." "Sure I'm alone." After our drinks and a couple minutes of silence in which I furtively snatched glances of the stunning woman standing next to me, I screwed up enough courage to ask, "What’s your name?" "Mandy." She replied extending her hand in my direction.

Gotta Love Idiots
Now I'm pretty laid back on who I let on my list (which sometimes as you'll see is a mistake). I hate idiots. Seriously, have a little common sense. If you're just some pathetic perv on here who is only out for perv pics don't make it as obvious. Don't let the first words out of your mouth be... Is it too much to at least say hi and fake some conversation first before you show the truth about yourself?? But apparently shouting me that wasn't even. The moron then needed to fu-mail me asking the same thing. And then he wants to come back trying to blame me for it?? Sorry but it's not my fault you're a damn idiot that can't grasp the fact that just because my name is Freak doesn't mean I want anything to do with you sexually. It doesn't mean I'm some whore who is going to show every part of myself to ANYONE and everyone. So screw you for wanting to be a closeminded jackass. Yes I should change my name because you're a damn moron that is too stupid. That yo

Gotta Vent A Minute Or Two
Current mood: annoyed Ok so I was hoping for a calm & peaceful wkend. Needed the time to think through alot of things. Well it started off rocky and just got worse. We was in the grocery store & I was looking the right chips for taco salads for dinner. This guy who was a stocker at the store was scutting boxes toward me. I figured he would stop when he saw me. So I went on my merry way of looking for chips. I'm standing in front of this rack looking at all these different chips not paying attention. I glance down and this dude is about an inch from having his head burried all up in my boobs. For a girl I'm tall because I'm five foot 10 inches. This guy was short. I couldn't even put my arm down from what I was reaching for or it would have been on his head. Thank God for Mama seeing the whole thing & calling my name because I had done doubled up my fist. Keep in mind now I punch or hit with the same hand that has been healing from almost being broke. The idiot backs away smiling

Gotta Love Us March Babies!
well here comes all the MARCH BABY birthdays in my family and a few that have past already this month! my aunt 3/1 she turned 36 old bitch lmao!! my cousin 3/8 he turned 30!!! my dad 3/11 he will 49 this year omg! my uncle 3/11 he will be 39 this year holy cow! my aunt 3/13 she will be 55 omg!! my cousin 3/15 he will be 29 enjoy it!! my uncle 3/15 he will be 61 oldie but goodie!! my mom 3/18 she will 51 this year wow! my aunt 3/22 she will be 51 gettin up there haha! my brother in law 3/23 he will 21!!! my lil sis 3/24 she will 21 too!!! WooHoo!!! my brother inlaw he will be 37 hahaha!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ME!! 3/28 and i will be turning the BIG 30 lmao!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ALL!!!!!!!!

Gotta Love Racist Asswipes
ϟϟ ssdaddy78 ϟϟ was nice enough to rate me as a "1", but his status says he "doesn't rate darkies, don't take it personal". Did he or did he not see I was a "darkie" before he even clicked to rate? lol I think someone just wanted a closer look at my tits, lol

Gotta Be..
Gotta Be Somebody - NickelbackThis time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with 'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that 'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like d�j� vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my own breath, co

Gotta Git This Done Today Please!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY ON THIS! PLEASE HELP WITH 1 RATE! CHECK TO SEE IF YOU CAN RERATE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY RATED. BLOG, ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE PLEASE!! WINNER TAKES ALL IN THIS AND HE IS IN 2ND PLACE, WE CAN STILL DO IT!

Got To Love Walmart
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog Tosha. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

Got To Love Them Bnc #1 Hater
tell me why i would hate caue he did not add me to fam??? · 'BnC' added you to their family!!· Soldier just checked you out!· rocketman77 rated you a '10'!· rocketman77 became your fan!· 'BnC' added you to their family!!· rocketman77 just checked you out!

Gotta Love Some Quizzes
I was bored and took a quiz on facebook and came with this and I was scared about how eerily this descibes me....People sometimes find you cold and reserved. They don't know you well enough though because in reality you're warm and passionate with a sensitivity to nature and natural beauty. But you hide your feelings. You're a natural worrier and as soon as you fall in love, you're afraid of being deserted. It's this fear that too often prevents you from committing or doing what feels right deep down: for example, leaving a someone you love through fear of theim abandoning you one day. But over time, you gain confidence in yourself and your relationships have a better chance of lasting. Hidden agendas don't exist with you pair, as you both expect honesty and loyalty from one another no matter how brutal it may be. You complete one another, with these people you are able to have an intellectual debate or those deep intellectual conversations which you crave. The sexual chemistry between

Gotta Luv Dem Cajuns
Cajun AngelsGabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have someCajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They areswinging on The Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce isall over their robes! Ham hocks, spareribs, and crawfish shells are allover the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heavenclean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds! They have eatenalmost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing theirhalos, saying it is messing up their hair."The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven ishome to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns."The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang it, hold on!"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do foryou?"God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are havi

Got The Job!!
ok, so long story short for the last couple months ive been looking for another job because the company im workin at now is strugglin a lil bit because we lost a big account but its startin to pick up again so hopefully i dont have to still worry about my job but anyway ive been putting in applications damn near everywher (pharmacy tech :D decent money) and i finally got a call from one at a walmart not too far from my house. interviewed n all that happy horsecrap, accepted the job offer today n i got it pending a UA (havent smoked anything other than cigarettes since i became a pharm tech over 3 years ago so i know itll be clean) so ill be working part time in the mornings from 9-12 or 1230 and a full 8 hour shift on wednesday (my day off from my full time job workin mon tue thu fri 1-9 sat 9-5 and sun 11-5) thats payin my bills and leavin me standin pretty tight by the time the next check comes round. so now ill be pulling in an extra couple checks a month n ill finally be able to ge

Got This In An Email...loved It
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we Survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took Aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and Didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after That trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in Baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-basePaints. We had no Childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or Cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball Caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride in c

Got This In My E-mail Today. Found It Hilarious And Accurate.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work

Gotta Love Maxine, Cash For Clunkers
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

Gotta Love Drama
People always talk about drama. They don't want it and don't need it, they all want to be happy and find either thier prince or princess which is all fine and good. There is just one problem with that. Sadly enough there are alot of people out there in cyberspace that just don't quite get it. Drama and Happiness go hand and hand. They co-exist for a reason. They balance eachother out. You can not have one without the other. It is just not possible. Point and case....and it's very simple.....for example, take a good look at any Walt Disney movie/cartoon. The Litle mermaid, look at all the BS Ariel had to go through just to be happpy. Snow White, put to sleep all because her mother the queen was a shallow person. Look at Cinderella and all the hell she went through just to be happy. Happiness can not exist without Drama. It's a part of life that makes us who and what we are. Sadly enough no one will ever admit to that.

Gotta Love Old Farts
Garage DoorThe boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up... He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door..'He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.. An elderly gentleman..... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the

Gotta Love People
On my morning commute and I call my friend to make sure he's up because he has a doctor's appointment. I sit at the back of the bus so I can stretch out. There is a man in the seat in front of me eating a sandwich. During my whole conversation, he keeps looking over his shoulder at me. Now, I'm not talking very loud and after about the fifth glance, I'm starting to get a wee bit annoyed. I end my conversation, put my phone away and the sandwich eating guy turns all the way around and asks, "Can I use your phone to make a call?" Um, no. I have no clue who this person is, not to mention his fingers are all greasy from eating his sandwich. He's giving me this look like, "What do you mean no?" Um, no! My phone and I said no. He proceeds to look back at me for the remainder of the ride. Dude, take a picture, it'll last a lot longer and if you think by constantly looking at me is gonna get me to change my mind you're sorely mistaken. If anything, it'll get you hit! LOL

Gotta Give Him Points For Originality... Gotta Highlight It To Read :|
So A few days ago, I get this email... This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until you receive thetape and pics i am going to give to you. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am from.I know this maysound very surprising to you but it's the situation.I have been paidsome ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons best knownto him.It's someone I beleive you know very much.Besides,this isthe ist time I turn out to be a betrayer to him .Now listen,I will post the tape and pics to you,but before that, I need$12,000. I repeat, do not arrange for the cops until we have bothsorted this out as my employer wants you dead at all cost. Paymentdetailswill be provided for you to make a part payment of $5000 first,whichwill serve as gurantee that you are ready to co-orperate,then i willpost a copy of the tape that contains his request for me toterminate you and pics which will be enough evidence

Got This From Crystal
What color eyes do you have? Gold in the winter. Hazel in the summer. How tall are you?6'3" Right handed or left?Right Your Heritage: Greek & Spanish Just recently found out I have a fraction of African American as well but not sure how much. Your job:In school Do you like your job? I used to :D Any tattoos/piercings?5 tattoos all on my arms What underwear are you wearing right now?None What shoes did you wear today?Barefoot Do you play video games?nope Have you ever broken someone's heart? probably. If I did, they never told me. Have you ever had your own heart broken? Very much so Favorite car:dodge magnum Favorite animal: Lions & Meerkats Favorite soda:mt dew/vault Favorite underwear:boxers Favorite music: Mostly R&B, reggae, hip hop....aww hell just listen to my playlist Ever feel like you're not good enough?Nope, not here for the approval of others Do you want to be in a relation

Gotta Love The News Media
Early Dismissal It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students haveturned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All thechildren are restless and the teacher decides to have an earlydismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly canleave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smartand will answer the question."Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."Johnny is even madder than before.Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may

Gotta Love The Net.. Online Meditation Bell!!
click on the bell and get into mindfullness Welcome to the online Mindfulness Bell, inspired by the teaching of Thich Nhat Hanh. Many people around the world take pleasure in stopping and consciously breathing in and out three times when they hear the sound of the bell.

Gotta Love Andy Rooney!
In case you missed it on '60 Minutes', this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier tha

Got The World
Look at your selfReflection of lightBring you to open your mindMaking you feel Your still aliveGot the world Speaking riddlesto whom it wasto whom it isto no whereGrab your faceDig your fingers in your thoughtsscream to the deafand write for the blindfor who are is ever so KindHurts to hearwith no earswith no heartwith no soulto keep you here

Gotta Get This Off My Chest
I was in an auction, my first. my winner, DragonMaster775 is a looser. I spent 2 days rating and commenting on his every pic, blog, etc, giving him drinks all week and showering my new BF with mad fu-luv. he finally startin' shout boxin me.DragonMaster775:married or not, I WANT YOU...sorry..you are just too good to be trueme:Hi, BF!!! Yes, I'm married, happily with 2 kids. How's your weekend?(this was when my man gave him a cooler of beer with a message to check himself, to watch his game)DragonMaster775:I know you are married...My weekend is ok I guessme:r u seeing anybodyforgive my askin, it just seemed like from your pics that u've been hurt in the pastDragonMaster775:i am single and not seeing anyone..and didnt appreciate some guy messaging me about not being able to have youme:o that some guy is my hubby sitting next to me on his computer, silly. u really don't know much about me yet.DragonMaster775:either way, he is blocked and so are you. I make one comment as a joke, and ASSHO

Gotta Love My Bad Boys
Sooo yeah... hot and heavy makeout session tonight with an old flame I haven't seen in years.. was fabulous. Staggered to bed somewhat delirious, and now here I am 2 hours later and I can't sleep. Just got off the phone with him, and it's awesome.... in the years we've been apart, we've actually become MORE alike and developed many of the same tastes in life, including our fetishes... Yeah... I have fetishes... I just don't talk about them often, and hardly ever online. So we clicked. And now... now I'm sitting here just thinking "holy shit!" And it's about to be on with us again. Like, FULLY on... harder and stronger than ever. He said something about it, and it's inevitable. Wow... real life. Who woulda thought?

Gotta Get Outta Here
So I am currently looking for someone far from PA who can take in a roommate for a while and help support them until I can find a job and get on my feet in your area. I need to leave this dull life behind and get a fresh start but I need help doing so. If you know anyone who can be of assistance in this, please drop me a line and let me know. Much appreciated. thanks.

Gotta Love This...
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She's loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect, you aren't either & the two of you may never be perfect together. But if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking of you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she know's you can break: her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she... makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there."— Bob Marley

Gotta Deal For You... Dont Pass It Up:)
My #3 Fam is running a famp and a Boomy ... i have a deal for you.... I want you to hit her page as hard as u can *Like *Fan *Rate *Bling *Add The deal is ... if u hit her page... leave me a mssg sayin u have done so on my status and Not only will her boomy hit u back I am willing to RATE.. FAN..ADD.. POLISH and RATE 20 of ur pics for ANYONE that rates her page ITS THAT SIMPLE.... Now if it comes to i have already R/F/A/Polished and rated 20 of ur pics today than i will rate 20 more of ur pics and ill also add u to my top friends.... Its that simple.. u help her .. i help u :) Sound good? Look for her famp and boomy to start... and get RATIN:)

Gotta Snow Cone?
For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3." Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato

Gotta Love Em!
Tattoo's are my huge weaknesses, they turn me on like no other! if i see a guy walk into the store while im there or walking down the street i cream my pants lol. they are sexy on a man and some women. especially if they are covered in them and look fuxing sexy, and ears pierced OMFG!!! Piercing's are another weakness of mines, they are sexy on men in some places and women in most places. but mixed with tatts make things so much worse.

Gotta Man
Gotta Man [Eve] C'mon, uh, uh, uh, yo, yo [1] - Gotta man that I think I'm gon' love forever And forever, we'll be together (C'mon) No matter where he goes, I'll be thinkin' of him I'm gonna love him, I'm gonna love him [Repeat 1] [Eve] Yo, Yo, this nigga lookin' like love, no doubt Sophisticated thug keep me guessin' Said it would be a blessin' just to watch you undressin' Callin' you daddy, late nights I'm layin' on your chest And, stay reminiscin' bout the rest And, how they less than, trying to come between what we share Can't compare, could have been left But when it's mine, I never share, fight to the death If need be to prove that, wounds from your war Other bitches couldn't soothe that, broke from a bad back I'm holdin' you down, throwin' dirt with other bitches But them other fishes drown, locked in, for however long I'm playin' it smart, court dates in other cities There I'm playinâ?T my part, wif-ey, in ya life see Forever be us, passenger side of a Bentley Or the number

Gotta Be Somebody - Nickleback
This time, I wonder what it feels likeTo find the one in this life, the one we all dream ofBut dreams just aren't enoughSo I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feelingThe moment when we're meeting, will play out like a sceneStraight off the silver screenSo I'll be holding my breath, right up 'til the endUntil that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever withCause nobody wants to be the last one thereCause everyone wants to feel like someone caresSomeone to love with my life in their handsThere's gotta be somebody for me like thatCause nobody wants to do it on their ownAnd everyone wants to know they're not aloneThere's somebody else that feels the same somewhereThere's gotta be somebody for me out thereTonight, out on the street, out in the moonlightAnd dammit this feels too right, it's just like dÃ©ja vuMe standing here with youSo I'll be holding my breath, could this be the end?Is it that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever withCause nob

Gotta Keep Pushin
I hope the rain wash away the pain and as I keep my fingers crossed as I pray that this world can change but it seems that nobody cares, I"m all alone so I drown in my own tears In my grown years I tried to be satisfied Betrayed, bullied, wishin I had some pearly white wings so I can fly Feelin like I failed in this lifetime It's been one hell of a mountain that I've been tryin to climb I guess its true what they all say, people change and evolve I'm hittin a dead end I need some resolve In my heart I know my life is only something that I can make It just goes to fast that sometimes I just need an emergency brake

Gotta Love Prince.....
Music lovers: I am sure you can appreciate the talent and the gift the artist Prince offers his listeners and fans! Since I am an OLD lady, lol, I am sure many of you on fubar only know of the commercial stuff like: 1999, Little Red Corvette, Purple Rain, When Doves Cry and more.... I bring the discussion of music up, because as I indulge in the fubar experience; I see all the different varieties of people and it makes me proud to see everyone having fun-IN HARMONY!!! I feel that despite the many efforts of the great civil rights fighters in the past; musicians like Prince, to me have been some of the great pioneers in getting us to 'ALL GET ALONG" and enjoy each other in the name of fun.... NO MATTER WHAT COLOR, SIZE AND RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND!!! May the timeless classics that play on the radio and dance floors across America by Prince...act as reminders to us that where there is good music... there are good times and great people!!!

Gotten Quite A Few Questions, Figured I Could Answer Them With A Little Story
February 21, 2012: I woke up dizzy, and went to PT against the wishes of my then girlfriend to go to the doctor. I took a knee a few times during Ultimate Frisbee but managed get through. And I am not talking just a little dizzy, I am talking staggering/stumbling dizzy. I went to 0900 formation, and luckily, there was a HMMWV parked right next to where I stood in front of my platoon for me to "lean on" and keep anyone from noticing my inability to stand still. After formation went to my office, and one of the NCOs who worked for me asked me some questions, and he needed some paperwork. I had it in my truck, and we started walking and he asked me if I had been drinking. I said no, he said that I was slurring my words and staggering like I had been drinking. He said I needed to go to the ER, and I said I would be fine. He said he needed to the use restroom and I told him I would be right back while he was doing that and get the stuff from my truck (plus put the frisbee up.) W

Gotta Go My Own Way
listenI gotta say what's on my mindSomething about usDoesn't seem right these daysLife keeps getting in the wayWhenever we try, somehow the planIs always rearrangedIt's so hard to sayBut I've gotta do what's best for meYou'll be okayI've go to move on and be who I amI just don't belong here, I hope you understandWe might find a place in this world somedayBut at least for now, I gotta go my own wayDon't wanna leave it all behindBut I get my hopes upAnd I watch them fall every timeAnother color turns to grayAnd it's just too hard to watch it allSlowly fade awayI'm leaving today'Cause I gotta do what's best for meYou'll be okayI've got to move on and be who I amI just don't belong here, I hope you understandWe might find a place in this world somedayBut at least for now, I gotta go my own wayWhat about us?What about everything we've been through?What about trust?You know I never wanted to crush youAnd what about me?What am I supposed to do?I gotta leave but I'll miss youSo, I've got to m

Gotta Run Through The Jungle
Ok here is the deal. The other day I was kinda really bored (as in really really bored). And the only thing worse than me being bored is me being drunk at a strip club. But anyway, I grabbed the old I-pod and went for a walk. On a playlist was "Run through the Jungle" by CCR. And that got my imagination going (I know here you will be thinking OH FUCK but it's not that bad). And in my head I started seeing how the video would go if I made it. So it comes down to this. I want to make that video but I need you alls help. I need permission to use some of your head pics in it. So I'm asking if I can take a few of your pics. This video will not be published or anything like that. It will be only loaded into my stash unless you would like for it to be in your then I will provide you the link for it. AND IT WILL BE TOTALLY PG rated. Unless seeing a mans bare chest makes it rated PG -13 ( not sure about the rating system ) So what do you think? yay or nay?

Gotta Go With Combat Soldier.
So guys. WE're going out to a bar or lounge for Halloween. It's costume night and we know there will b e a lot of ladies there. What costume would you wear to make you stand out from the other guys? For me, it combat soldier. Boots. Camo Trousers. Shreadded camo shirt. Sleeveless. Short hair cut.

Got To The Ball But Couldnt
EDMONTON -- For the eighth straight year, Canadas Little League World Series representative is coming from B. Michael Oher Womens Jersey .C. In Saturdays national final, the Hastings All-Stars exploded for a 10-run fourth inning to defeat Prairie champion Lethbridge Southwest All-Stars 11-1. The win clinches a spot in the historic youth tournament that runs Aug. 16-26 in Williamsport, Pa. Hastings came into the final having outscored opponents 63-1 over six games. But Lethbridge matched them early on and the score stood 1-1 after three innings. With the score still tied in the fourth, Hastings bats came alive. Thomas Neal and Steven Moretto both hit three-run homers while Lethbridge committed three errors. Hastings Cole Dalla-Zanna threw seven strikeouts and allowed just three hits and one run over four innings for the win. Lethbridges Chase Florendine gave up six hits and eight runs in just over three innings to take the loss. In Fridays semifinal action, Lethbridge beat Ontarios High

Gotta See This Video
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Gotta Love Patton
Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self-respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful t

Gotta Love Sheryl Crow, Oh Ya!
*WARNING: if I did not spell her name correctly please let me know. However, I was so caught up in her song right now, that I did not maybe might not have spelled it correctly. I apologize in advance." I got no one to blame but everytime I feel bad I am looking up to the Sun...I got a crumby everything, to do anything with. Maybe I am crazy too, but I am going to tell everyone to lighten up. I got to tell them that, and then I am going to soak up the sun. So when I feel blame, I'm looking up. So, I am just going to soak up the skin so I can rock on. ^_^

Gotta Read This
On their wedding night, the young brideApproached her new husband and askedFor $20.00 for their first lovemakingEncounter.In his highly aroused state,Her husband readily agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they madeLove, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was aCute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals thatShe needed.Arriving home around noon one day, she wasSurprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.During the next few minutes, he explained thatHis employer was going through a process of corporateDownsizing, and he had been let go.It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to findAnother position that paid anywhere near whatHe'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book whichShowed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totalingNearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issuedBy thebank which was worth over $2 million,And informed hi

Got What It Takes?
OK GOOD PEOPLE HERE AT DAVES HIDEAWAY WE ARE HAVING A SPRING CLEAN AND THE PROPRIETOR HAS DECIDED IT IS TIME FOR NEW STAFF. SO ALL YOU BUDDING WAITERS/WAITRESSES......COCKTAIL BAR STAFF ...BARTENDERS.....GLASS COLLECTORS PLEASE CONTACTDAVE or DJ LINCOLN with a PM LETTING US KNOW HOW QUALIFIED YOU ARE AND WHY WE SHOULD TAKE YOU ON BOARD . ALL WE WANT IS THE BESTSTAFF POSSIBLE. WE ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR THE WORLDS BEST DJ'S SO IF YOUCAN SPIN THE DECKS SAME GOES DROP EITHER DAVE OR LINCOLN A PM STATING WHERE WHEN YOU have been A DJ BEFORE AND THE REASON WE SHOULD TAKE YOU ON SO COME ON JOIN THE LOVING AND GROWING BAR AND STATION. THANK YOU ALL IN ANTICIPATION. HERE ARETHE LINKS DJ_Brown_Eyed_Dave~(Perv Crew King)~(Dave's Hideaway Owner)@ CherryTAP AND .... DJ Lincoln~Manager @ Daves Hideaway~ DJ AngelicBabiigurls CT & soon to be R/L Hubby@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'DJ Lincoln~Manager @ Daves Hideaway~ DJ AngelicBabiigurls CT & soon to be R/L Hubb

Got Your Back
I AM A SMALL PRECIOUS CHILD. MY DAD'S BEEN SENT TO FIGHT, THE ONLY PLACE I'LL SEE HIS FACE, IS IN MY DREAMS AT NIGHT. HE WILL BE GONE TOO MANY DAYS FOR MY YOUNG MIND TO KEEP TRACK, I MAY BE SAD, BUT I AM PROUD, MY DADDY'S GOT YOUR BACK. I AM A CARING MOTHER, MY SON HAS GONE TO WAR, MY MIND IS FILLED WITH WORRIES THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE. EVERYDAY I TRY TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS FROM TURNING BLACK, I MAY BE SCARED,BUT I AM PROUD, MY SON HAS GOT YOUR BACK. I AM A STRONG AND LOVING WIFE, WITH MY HUSBAND SOON TO GO, THERE ARE TIMES I'M TERRIFIED, IN A WAY MOST NEVER KNOW. I BITE MY LIP, AND FORCE A SMILE AS I WATCH MY HUSBAND PACK. MY HEART MAY BREAK, BUT I AM PROUD, MY HUSBAND GOT YOUR BACK. I AM A SOLDIER, A SAILOR, A MARINE, AN AIRMAN SERVING PROUDLY, STANDING TALL, I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, YOURS AND MINE, BY ANSWERING THIS CALL. I DO MY JOB KNOWING, THE THANKS IT SOMETIMES LACKS, SAY A PRAYER THAT I'LL COME HOME, IT'S ME WHOSE GOT YOUR BACK.

Got Your Attention??
Woohoo over here ... Yes... Me!... look...I'm here... Over here *waves frantically* Hi .... Noooo!! Not him .... ME!!!!!!!! .... I demand that you look at ME!!!! .... Pay attention to Me!! I'm fabulous!! ... (Well I'm not really but I need you to pay me attention so I can feel better about myself!) YOU!! There ... Tell me how wonderful I am .... Ooh yes ..... More .... more ..... Reply to me ..... agree with me ...... Tell ME!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!! Get over yerselves!! How sad is it that some people have such miserable lives that they have to demand attention? The Internet gives them the perfect vessel to quantify their pathetic existance, where 'normal' society just fuks them off as total tossers! "Oooh I'm a Victim" you have to sympathise with me ...... "My life is so hard, my pet tarantula has been eaten by a Harris Hawk!" OMG .... What am I going to do .... I can't live without Fred ..... I'm at my wits end..... It was horrific ..... I'm scarred for life .........

Got Your Wykd Tykt Yet?
HAVE YOU HEARD ??? WYKD Lounge is holding a tykt contest!You have chances to win a Ticker and there are even daily drawings to win a slot during Prime time to have your favorite songs played on WYKD RADIO CLICK THE WYKD TYKT BELOW FOR DETAILS.(Do Not send orders to Rain or me.)Ordering is done through Wicked Storm WYKD Homepage!

Got Your Back
GOT YOUR BACK I am a small and precious child, my dad's been sent to fight... The only place I'll see his face, is in my dreams at night. He will be gone too many days for my young mind to keep track. I may be sad, but I am proud. My daddy's got your back. I am a caring mother. My son was sent to war... My mind is filled with worries that I have never known before. Every day I try to keep my thoughts from turning black. I may be scared, but I am proud. My son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go. There are times I'm terrified in a way most never know. I bite my lip, and force a smile as I watch my husband pack... My heart may break, but I am proud My husband's got you back... I am a soldier, serving proudly, standing tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine by answering this call. I do my job while knowing, the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I'll come home. It's me who's got your back.

Got Ya :)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I enjoy alone time quite a bit 2) Have two kids boy 3 and girl 1 1/2 3) I have a pretty short temper 4) I don't like to be messed with 5) I enjoy my time fishing on Lake Michigan very much its my drug for sure 6) I knocked down the Christmas tree at school in 2nd grade 7) I am a fairly sarcastic person hehe :) 8) I enjoy Wine on occasion 9) I like to have fun w/ everything I do even work when it sucks... 10) I try to treat all people fair Posting this on 2muchtrouble4u2, Lady of Chaos, So good at being so bad, Lucy, & Gypsy Rose

Got Ya
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I enjoy alone time quite a bit 2) I have two daughters 22 and 18 3) I have a pretty short temper 4) I don't like to be messed with 5) I enjoy my time smoking and drinking 6) I am going to shoot TicTac 7) I am a sarcastic person 8) I enjoy SEX a lot 9) I like to have fun 10) I try to treat all people fair Buck,MikeHammer031,Dr.Strangelove,BGAME63,Fordman77

Got Your Back
Got Your Back by Autumn Parker I am a small and precious child, my Daddy's been sent to fight The only place I will see his face, is in my dreams at night He will be gone too many days, for my young mind to keep track. I may be sad, but I am proud, my Daddy's got your back I am a caring mother, my son has gone to war My mind is filled with worries that I have never known before Every day I try to keep my thoughts from turning black I may be sad, but I am proud, my son has got your back. I am a strong and loving wife, with a husband soon to go There are times I am terrified, in ways most never know I bite my lip and force a smile, as I watch my husband pack My heart may break but I am proud, my husband's got your back. I am a soldier; serving proudly, standing tall. I fight for freedom, yours and mine, by answering this call. I do my job while knowing, the thanks it sometimes lacks. Say a prayer that I come home, its me that's got your back

Got Ya!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Fact: My name is Kathy 2. Im hooked on soaps! 3. I was born in West Germany on the Army base. 4. I love scarry movies!!! 5. Im in college now working on my associates in Pharmacy Technician... 6. I volunteer my friday afternoons at a Christian Book store... 7. I love chocolate men!!! 8. I drive a 2000 Impala! 9. I have a Myyearbook account n I love it!! 10. I want to be happy and grow old with one man and im hoping that will come soon.... I tag: THE SILVER SURFER SB313 LITTLJEFF "SEXXYMAN" MISS*DIPITY

Gouda Balls
INGREDIENTS: 1/2 cup sour cream 1/4 cup butter, softened 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 (7 ounce) balls Gouda cheese, wax removed 1 teaspoon cumin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONS: In a bowl, mix the sour cream, butter, and flour. Divide into two equal portions, cover, and refrigerate 2 hours. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Roll out the dough portions on a flat surface. Place a gouda ball in the center of each portion, and wrap. Roll wrapped balls in the cumin. Place on a baking sheet. Bake 20 minutes in the preheated oven, until lightly browned.

Gourmet Chicken Pizza
Pizza gets a little style with chopped tomatoes replacing sauce, and the addition of ranch dressing and shredded chicken Prep Time: 15m Cook Time: 40m Ready in: 55m Yield: 1 pizza Ingredients 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 1 (10 ounce) can refrigerated pizza crust 1/2 cup Ranch-style salad dressing 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1 cup chopped tomatoes 1/4 cup chopped green onions Directions 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Lightly grease a pizza pan or medium baking sheet. 2. Place chicken in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Cook until no longer pink, and juices run clear. Cool, then either shred or chop into small pieces. 3. Unroll dough, and press into the prepared pizza pan or baking sheet. Bake crust for 7 minutes in the preheated oven, or until it begins to turn golden brown. Remove from oven. 4. Spread ranch dressing over partially baked crust. Sprinkle on mozzarella cheese. Place

Gourmet Sweet Potatoes
INGREDIENTS * 5 sweet potatoes * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 cup butter * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 tablespoons heavy cream * 1/4 cup butter, softened * 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup packed light brown sugar * 1/2 cup chopped pecans DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x13 inch baking dish. 2. Bake sweet potatoes 35 minutes in the preheated oven, or until they begin to soften. Cool slightly, peel, and mash. 3. In a large bowl, mix the mashed sweet potatoes, salt, 1/4 cup butter, eggs, vanilla extract, cinnamon, sugar, and heavy cream. Transfer to the prepared baking dish. 4. In a medium bowl, combine 1/4 cup butter, flour, brown sugar, and chopped pecans. Mix with a pastry blender or your fingers to the consistency of course meal. Sprinkle over the sweet potato mixture. 5. Bake

The Gourd Test
You Are Authentic You love who you are, and part of what you love is that you're very different from most other people. You may be unique and a bit odd, but you embrace that about yourself. Your confidence shines through. You are honest and truthful. You would never hide who you are, especially from yourself. You wish more people kept it real. You're interested in learning who people truly are. The Gourd Test Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Gourmet Chocolate Candy Escoger El Derecho Regalos De Navidad
Procedencia del original: myefox - Si usted está buscando un regalo de Navidad o regalos de Año Nuevo para usted o un ser querido, entonces usted necesita para obtener canastas de chocolate de regalo. Después de todo, ¿quién no le gusta el chocolate? Chocolates gourmet son tan dulces que todo cuerpo va a disfrutar.-comprar adornos navidad Regalos de Navidad cesta chocolate son por lo general lleno hasta el borde con chocolates, trufas, mezclas de bebidas, aperitivos cubiertas de chocolate, caramelos de menta y otros ingredientes que sin duda impresionará a sus clientes. Además, los contenedores será de alrededor de largo después de que los buenos se han ido, que actúa como un recordatorio para ellos de su tratamiento. Estos brotes de chocolate son sin duda un deleite para la vista y para el paladar, con los chocolates gourmet que vienen con. Si su ser querido se va de viaje, entonces no hay mejor manera de decir bon voyage que con una canasta de regalo de chocolate. Se tr

Gov
MORE OF THE SAME. WILL OUR GOVERNMENT WAKE UP. OUR TAXES ARE TOO HIGH TO PAY FOR ALL THE HAND OUTS. THIS COUNTRY CANT STAND THIS. KEEP GOING AND IT WILL FALL FROM WITHIN. DO THE MATH. Subject: FW: Sobering thoughts... (facts) 1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County (L. A. County has 10 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals, here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

Gov. Charlie Crist: Fay Threatens The State Of Florida With A Major Disaster
Gov. Charlie Crist: Fay threatens the state of Florida with a major disaster By Ken Kaye | South Florida Sun-Sentinel 8:30 PM EDT, August 16, 2008 Its projected path has shifted left and right. Its winds have weakened and strengthened. Tropical Storm Fay certainly has been fickle. Yet specialists at the National Hurricane Center on Saturday were gaining confidence the system will hit Florida's west coast as a minimal Category 1 hurricane on Tuesday - and put the Keys under the gun along the way. The reason: computer models are coming into agreement, said Dave Roberts, a Navy meteorologist assigned to the hurricane center. "The track could shift," he said. "But there is consensus in the models." Tropical Storm Fay Updated: 8 p.m. EDT Location: 19.3 N, 75.8 W Moving: W at 14 mph Wind: 45 mph Pressure: 1005 mb (29.67 in) Fay tracking links: • 5-day forecast map • Computer model map •

The Government
WTF is happening with our already screwed up Government. We've got gay child molestor's in Congress. Good ol Florida, screwing us all up all over again. First the Bush election screw up and now this. Love the state, hate the Governmental body there. It all seems a little shady to me. OK, so now we know this child molesting Congressman has been in office since the 90s. It's now coming out that people have known about this weirdo creep for over 3 years, including the FBI, and no one wants to have enough balls to stand up and say "We made a mistake" and step down. Do any of these men have balls? How are they reproducing without them. More importantly, WHY are they reproducing at all. As usual, I'm disgusted with Government. State Government in Indiana is a bunch of crooks and liars. Federal Government is a bunch of crooks, liars AND child molestor's. What the hell is next?

Government Raid
The culmination of a three-year investigation by the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) and supporting law enforcement agencies from five counties let to the execution of raids upon the homes of officers of the Vagos Motorcycle Club. These raids required over seven hundred law enforcement personnel and resulted in only twenty-two arrests. This was one of the largest operations of this kind in the history of California. This resulted in the confiscation of property from these homes. The ATF cited the confiscation of illegal firearms, drugs and Vago paraphernalia such as vests, patches, T-shirts, jewelry, pictures, etc. Out of the alleged illegal weapons seized, over ninety guns, a large percentage of those weapons were in fact legally registered to Vagos members with no criminal history whatsoever. One member asked an ATF agent why he was taking guns that were legally registered to him and the agent replied, “We’re not finding much and we need these for the news, you’ll get

Government Seal:
Government Seal: Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that

Government Overthrown!
yup we did we changed governments... no shootings... no imprisonments... no hangings When people marvel at the United States.. it's because we CAN have a free election and change the character and direction of our leadership without violence and without undue turmoil.. that sets us apart from many other nations... THIS is why our soldiers fight.. to protect our freedoms and our privileges... to govern ourselves as a free nation... Here's to those who toil for Liberty! HERE! HERE! Ring

Goverment
I have figured out some things i would like to share if i am wrong let me know. Our elected officials are taking away the rights of american citizen at a much faster rate. Since it seems that only a small majority actually count, they think the rest of us are stupid. The problem I see is that most americans are. If something bad happens than they find a way to "fix the problem" Well when the fix the problem they add fuel to the fire which is our fears. they feed off it promise you that everything is going to change once this new law or bill is going to pass and when it does most relize how horrible it is when it effects what they can or can not do. We have over a millions homeless people in the united states alone and a good majority of them are american vets. THIS IS UNCALLED FOR. The reality is we do control what happens to our country. Remember the CONSTITUTION and THE BILL OF RIGHTS and THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE is still valid today. It is up to you

A Governing Force Vs. Self Government: The Evolution Of Spiritual Belief Systems To Common Standards Of The Physical
**Keep in mind this is the very roughest draft. Please try to ignore the composition it is crude and not up to par. If you manage to get your mind beyond that of the physical *words* it is put into and see the message I am trying to convey I would really appreciate some feedback.** {In any and the final event every person is a unique shade of grey but to each, grey is a different color. It’s all perspective anyhow.} A Governing Force vs. Self Government: the Evolution of Spiritual Belief Systems to Common Standards of the Physical After a certain amount of study and a great amount of independent/personal philosophical thought, I have come to draw ideas and theories about what is really in control over the way the world operates and what is simply a tool of the other. To elaborate we have on one hand the control man places over his fellow man, over himself. When contemplating this occurrence another concept comes to mind as well challenging, yet serving also as an equal, remar

Government
should the state local or federal government be able to tell you what you can do in your own home. (a tennessee senator is tring to pass a law that would limit what people can do in there homes whether it be apartments or homes.)should they be allowed to do this or is this 1 more step toward comunism in the us.?

The Government Is Trying To Take Your Favorite Music Away. Go To Http://www.savethestreams.org/
The Government is trying to take your favorite music away. Go to http://www.savethestreams.org/ to sign a petition against this action! The Copyright Royalty Board (CRB) has announced its decision on Internet radio royalty rates, rejecting all of the arguments made by Webcasters and instead adopting the "per play" rate proposal put forth by SoundExchange(a digital music fee collection body created by the RIAA). RAIN has learned the rates that the Board has decided on, effective retroactively through the beginning of 2006. They are as follows: 2006 $.0008 per performance 2007 $.0011 per performance 2008 $.0014 per performance 2009 $.0018 per performance 2010 $.0019 per performance A "performance" is defined as the streaming of one song to one listener; thus a station that has an average audience of 500 listeners racks up 500 "performances" for each song it plays. The minimum fee is $500 per channel per year. There is no clear definition of what a 'channel' is f

Government Official!
A cocky Ministry of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the Provincial Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Ministry of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"

The Goverment
I dont about any other of you cheery people, but i have a problem the goverment and most of there things they do. I do support our troops that are over sease, and i hope they come home safely. But why does bush always have to stick his nose in to everything. Yes maybe certain countries had asked for our help and we gave it to them, no problem. But presidant bush, Please keep your nose out of other countries buisness, if they dont need our help. What do you all think of Arnold Swartzenager being Govaner of California! Thats a really a mind boggler. you dont here to much about him now so we dont know how he is doing with this polition stuff. To be honest he should of stayed as a actor and kept his favorite saying "I'LL BE BACK". And to you pot smokers, If you really think about it the only reson the goverment dosent leagalize it cause they are keeping it for themselves and they dont have to pay a damn thing for it! So U.P.S.(United Pot Smokers) keep it real. And i just want to give my bl

~~government At It's Best~~
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some Measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and

Government Employee
A cocky Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highway employee said, "I have the authority of the Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Highway employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"

Government Literally Means Control Of The Mind
This is something I wrote to a friend about politics that I wanted to send to everyone. I have a low tolerance for politics, by the way, and up until now have disliked discussing it. Someday I post my article about war and terrorism that I wrote after 9/11. War, whether justified or not, in and of itself, is, in fact, TERRORISM and Bush's "War On Terrorism" is one of the most ridiculous and contradicting statements I have ever heard. Bobby Eaton a.k.a. Wikkid -------Original Message------- From: Bobby Eaton Date: 3/19/2007 12:19:29 AM To: Stacy Andre Subject: Re: Fwd: Only in America ..... Speaking of politics in the statement "Only in America .....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'."......... The word Government comes from the Latin word gubernāre , the Greek word kubernān , and the Old French word gouverner meaning: "to control".... And from

Governmentium
Governmentium A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will ac

Government Struggles With Injured
More than 800 of them have lost an arm, a leg, fingers or toes. More than 100 are blind. Dozens need tubes and machines to keep them alive. Hundreds are disfigured by burns, and thousands have brain injuries and mangled minds. These are America's war wounded, a toll that has received less attention than the 3,500 troops killed in Iraq. Depending on how you count them, they number between 35,000 and 53,000. More of them are coming home, with injuries of a scope and magnitude the government did not predict and is now struggling to treat. "If we left Iraq tomorrow, we would have the legacy of all these people for many years to come," said Dr. Jeffrey Drazen, editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine and an adviser to the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. "The military simply wasn't prepared for its own success" at keeping severely wounded soldiers alive, he said. Survival rates today are even higher than the record levels set early in the war, thanks

The Government Knows Best!!!
A cocky Department of Agriculture agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer, saying, “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field,” motioning to a pasture off to the west. The DOA agent said, “I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.” So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams. Then he saw the DOA agent running for the fence in the west pasture. Close behind him was the farmer’s prize bull and the bull was madder than a nest of hornets at the intruder, gaining on the agent at every bound. The DOA agent screaming for help! The old farmer yelled back, “Show him your card!! Show him your card!!”

The Governess
Coy, she wet her lips and smiled and I was instantly beguiled. She placed my hand upon her breast - she said she was my governess. She turned me on my naked chest and lay upon my back to rest. Her hands did dances down my spine - her touch was smooth and silky-fine. She rolled me to my back just then and laid her head to rest again. I stroked her hair and kissed her head - and lifted her onto the bed. We fed our passion through the night until the blackness turned pale white. A scorching fire burned within that woman with the silky skin. And in the morning as she parted I feared she'd leave me broken-hearted. But turned to me my "governess" and scolded "Don't miss breakfast!" © All rights reserved

Governor Rick Perry On 911-07
"September 11th will forever be regarded as a day that changed America," said Perry. "We were reminded that the evil in the hearts of men can manifest itself in harm to those people and institutions we most deeply cherish, even in places we long regarded as safe. Today, and everyday, we pledge to honor the memory of these innocents, pray for the healing of their families, and work for the protection of our state and nation. " -- (State of Texas) Governor Rick Perry September 11, 2007

Government
Why is it that our so called government has to spy on it's own people? Is it right? Noit's not right, I thought our government was by the people and for the people, not to be against the people who elected them to office in the first place. I can see keeping tabs on some questionable persons, but not tapping our phone lines and watching our every move on the internet. And local government is no better, what gives any local government the right to tell us has to wear a seatbelt? I think it should be left up to the owner of the car. How many timesw have we all seen a cop on duty riding around with no seat bealt on, are they above the law?

Government Agencies
150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S. The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S. I feel safer already.

The Government
we all have sit back and thgougth at some point , what the frig is our government thinking? the new plan to so called stimalate the enconmy,lol read the terms carefully, what about the poor class , people who are socail security, and the people who get government penisons. there again they are thinking, just like teh war, all our men and women are over there dieing for what???? they say tohelp stop terrisom? ask yourself is that really true?> i did my time too in nam and it wasn't any better then this war we are in now. the government is so worried about the economy, they don't care about the homless here in our own country, they are just trying to get thier shots in before they leave office, as for george bush, well i personally belive that he is every bit like his father, a person who enjoys everyone elses suffuring, not that it bothers him of course, cause he really could give a shit less.

Government Workers Reality
- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. - "One 'Oh Spit' wipes out years of 'Atta Boys'" are words to live by. - You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor. - Appearance is more important than substance. - Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. - There is never enough time to do your job, but always enough time to prepare a briefing on it. - Art involves a white board and dry markers. - The suspense you were just assigned was late when you received it and you are required to justify why. - Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk. - Although you have a telephone, pager, e-mail, FAX, company distribution, Fed-X, US mail and co-equals sitting right on the other side of the partition...communication is a continuing problem. - You know and everyone that works with you knows your performance is superior, but "satisfactory" is the highest level on the documented performanc

Government Is Another Way To Say Better...than...you...
God's blood...but I am a fool. Not exactly a newsflash for some, I know. Pride doth indeed cometh before the fall. I can only pray that my feet come back under me on solid ground, and soon. Guilty, I may very well be. Of what, though? The first offense that springs to mind is that in my soul, I hold people to the same standards I set for myself. Those standards being honesty and consistency. Lord knows though, I've probably failed these standards more than a few times, and am bound to do so again. The joy of being human, I suppose. If I have another failing at the forefront of the rest, it is that I see only what I want to see in people. And I tend to believe in the best of them. A charming naivete in someone who's purportedly poisoned in her soul. I suppose though, if I lost that faith in others, I would lose everything within myself. In my heart of hearts, I do not particularly care what other's may think of me. Whether they like me or no, that is their dec

Government Butts In Again...
Good Morning. You know me, I see something that needs attention and I go after it. What in the world is going on in Mississippi? Have you seen this article yet? JACKSON, Miss. - A state lawmaker wants to ban restaurants from serving food to obese customers — but please, don’t be offended. He says he never even expected his plan to become law. “I was trying to shed a little light on the number one problem in Mississippi,” said Republican Rep. John Read of Gautier, who acknowledges that at 5-foot-11 and 230 pounds, he’d probably have a tough time under his own bill. More than 30 percent of adults in Mississippi are considered it obese, according to a 2007 study by the Trust for America’s Health, a research group that focuses on disease prevention. The state House Public Health Committee chairman, Democrat Steve Holland of Plantersville, said he is going to “shred” the bill. “It is too oppressive for government to require a restaurant owner to police another human being from their own ind

Government Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says,'I figure the job will run about $900; $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 'I can do this job for $700; $300 for materials,$300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.' The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, '$2,700'. The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?' The New Jersey contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.'

Govermental Change
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."

Government And Economy
Government The Philippines is governed under the constitution of 1987. The president, who is both chief of state and head of the government, is elected by popular vote for a six-year term. The bicameral legislature consists of a 24-seat senate and a 204-seat house of representatives, both of whose members are popularly elected. There is an independent judiciary headed by a supreme court. Economy With their tropical climate, heavy rainfall, and naturally fertile volcanic soil, the Philippines are predominantly agricultural. Rice, corn, and coconuts take up about 80% of all cropland. Sugarcane, sweet potatoes, manioc, bananas, hemp, tobacco, and coffee are also important crops. Carabao (water buffalo), pigs, chickens, goats, and ducks are widely raised, and there is dairy farming. Fishing is a common occupation; the Sulu Archipelago is noted for its pearls and mother-of-pearl shell. The islands have one of the world's greatest stands of commercial timber. There are also miner

Governmental Control
The National ID Card: It's Baaack! by Stephen Moore This article appeared on cato.org on September 23, 1997. Recently, a congressional subcommittee held hearings on H.R. 231, legislation proposed by Rep. Bill McCollum, R-Fla., to "improve the integrity of the Social Security card." McCollum's bill would mandate a personal photograph on each Social Security card in order to make it as counterfeit-resistant as a passport. In theory, illegal aliens would be unable to use forged credentials when applying for jobs. Last year, McCollum narrowly failed to win passage of his bill in the House. Supporters of the McCollum bill argue that making the Social Security card fraud-proof is far different from establishing the kind of internal passport system that typifies totalitarian regimes. In fact, there is even a section in McCollum's bill reassuringly titled "NOT A NATIONAL IDENTIFICATION CARD." But as the old saying goes: if it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks like a du

Government Concedes Vaccine-autism Case In Federal Court - Now What?
After years of insisting there is no evidence to link vaccines with the onset of autism spectrum disorder (ASD), the US government has quietly conceded a vaccine-autism case in the Court of Federal Claims. The unprecedented concession was filed on November 9, and sealed to protect the plaintiff's identify. It was obtained through individuals unrelated to the case. The claim, one of 4,900 autism cases currently pending in Federal "Vaccine Court," was conceded by US Assistant Attorney General Peter Keisler and other Justice Department officials, on behalf of the Department of Health and Human Services, the "defendant" in all Vaccine Court cases. The child's claim against the government -- that mercury-containing vaccines were the cause of her autism -- was supposed to be one of three "test cases" for the thimerosal-autism theory currently under consideration by a three-member panel of Special Masters, the presiding justices in Federal Claims Court. Keisler wrote that medical

Government Work
You know you work for the government when: The process becomes more important than the product. You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about. You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there. You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them. You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money. You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym. You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms. You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance. (1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor (2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards.

Government Employees - Classic!
Government Card A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.' The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered." "Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out "Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"

Government: Function, Practical, Rational, And Empirical
(Just to start) The function of government is not to accumulate wealth but to preserve and defend the freedoms of its citizens so that they may become wealthy. This in accordance with the law which is practical and equal to each citizen insofar as they are a member of the society, and state. When William Jefferson Clinton finally left office after eight years there was a surplus reportedly in the U.S. Treasury. This was thought as favorable, but in retrospect it merely suggests that the government is creating more reasons and justifications for collecting taxes, or in general centralizing private property by converting it to property of the state. Not all money and equities collected in the name of taxes are for the purpose of wealth redistribution either. I don't think that wealth redistribution is in fact a good thing insofar as it is much like a drug addict where there is never enough. I think it causes people to accept a poor lifestyle, and does not really encourage a

Government Working On Rescue For Banks
How's working to recue us? All this years they've been getting money from us. As any enterprise the had to run a risk. Now governmment saving them. Is It just a matter of size or quantity? If you kill a single people you're a murder. If you kill several hundreds you're a hero! :)

Government Bails Out Wall Street, Screws Main Street
9/19/09 This morning the crime cabal that runs DC announced more credit and bailouts for Wall Street at the expense and ongoing turmoil of Main Street. Never mind that A) they don't deserve it, and B) we do. Here is the correct, accurate, prophetic, and definitive rebuttal by Dr. Ron Paul, a man who has forgotten more about economics than those other yahoos have ever learned. Dr. Paul gets it. Bush, Chris Cox, Ben Malarkey, and Pat Paulsen don't. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/09/19/ron.paul.bailouts.cnn This is stopping the bleeding by adding more blood and no bandages. This is going to get worse. Meanwhile we get the bill, the execs get millions to walk away, and all our wallets get emptied and asses sore from the screwjobs. Best advice: pay off your debts, stop using credit cards (but don't close the accounts), conserve your monetary resources, NEVER do ARMs, get out of the stock market and into non-oil commodities, and cut back expenses. Let the

Government Convertor Boxes Suck!
YES I'M FRUSTRATED AND GETTING PISSED CAN'T YOU TELL! MY LETTER TO customersupprt@dtv2009.gov THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS! FIRST I GO TO THE WEBSITE AND REQUEST THEM PUTTING ALL THE INFORMATION IN CORRECTLY AS IT TELLS ME TO. THEY DON'T COME AND DON'T COME (REFERENCE NO. *****). THEN I CALL AND FIND OUT THAT YOU PEOPLE GET CONFUSED WITH HAVING A PHYSCIAL AND PO BOX ADDRESS. SORRY BUT GALIEN, MI IS A SMALL VILLAGE AND DOES NOT HAVE A FOOT CARRIER THEY DO NOT DELIVER TO THE PHYSICAL ADDRESS ONLY THE PO BOX. SHE THEN REDOES IT WITH MY PO BOX ONLY ON THE APPLICATION (REFERENCE NO. ******) AND YET AGAIN I STILL DON'T GET THEM. SO I CHECK STATUS ON LINE IT TELLS ME THEY'VE BEEN CANCELED! WTF! I HAVE DONE THIS 2 TIMES NOW AND STILL NO COUPONS. I CALLED THE NUMBER AGAIN TO SPEAK WITH A LIVE PERSON AND THEY TELL ME I NEED TO EMAIL YOU TO SEE WHY THEY WERE CANCELLED OR MY APPLICATION WAS REJECTED. SO WHAT IS THE REASON THIS TIME AROUND I HAVE YET TO GET THEM AND YOU BETTER BELI

Government Bailout?????
This will NEVER happen - makes too much sense! This guy hit it on the head !!! I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - hous

Government Declares Beluga Whale Endangered
ANCHORAGE, Alaska – The beluga whales of Alaska's Cook Inlet are endangered and require additional protection to survive, the government declared Friday, contradicting Gov. Sarah Palin who has questioned whether the distinctive white whales are actually declining. It was the Republican vice presidential candidate's second environmental slap from Washington this year. She has asked federal courts to overturn an Interior Department decision declaring polar bears threatened under the Endangered Species Act. The government on Friday put a portion of the whales on the endangered list, rejecting Palin's argument that it lacked scientific evidence to do so. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said that a decade-long recovery program had failed to ensure the whales' survival. "In spite of protections already in place, Cook Inlet beluga whales are not recovering," said James Balsiger, NOAA acting assistant administrator. The decision means that before federal agencie

Goverment
Have you ever noticed that the government uses the same tactics and ploys to get you to do what they want as the gangs do on the streets? They extort money from you and say it is for your protection and if you do not pay they will take or destroy all that you own, even lock you up. You can not even own a house, you can rent one; if you do not believe me stop paying the 'rent' in the form of taxes and see how long you stay there. They intimidate you with the threat of prison and if you still do not comply they will use force to beat you into submission and if that doesn't work they will kill you in self-defense. Yet it all for your own good and even done in your name, you pay for it, and have very little that you can do about it. In the end governments are just bigger gangs than the ones on the street. Have you ever noticed that?

Governmental Peer Pressure
First thoughts on Gangs of Politicos written 10-12-2008.... (An amusing "Thought Trip" highlight: the very top link that you get when you google "we the people constitution", leads to a link that spells defense as "defence". Actually that's probably an appropriate launching point. Ouch.) "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." I've been listening to pundits and I am so confused. The democratic ones make so much sense, and the republican ones make so much sense. What I try to caution myself with is the fact that they are entertainers of a sort. They have gained the ability to reach millions of Americans via the medium of media by being watchable or listenable. Catherine Coulter is generally fo

Governor Wants To Pay Station Fire Settlement Before July 1
By Tracy Breton Journal Staff Writer PROVIDENCE –– Governor Carcieri is trying to speed up payment of the $10 million the state has offered to the Station nightclub fire victims. He wants to use some of the federal stimulus money Rhode Island is getting to pay the settlement offer it has made to those who lost loved ones or were injured in the catastrophic West Warwick blaze. If the General Assembly agrees with Carcieri’s proposal, the $10 million in settlement money would be paid before July 1, the start of the next fiscal year. In January, Carcieri proposed postponing payment of the settlement until the next fiscal year. But now, with the Obama administration’s decision to send what state budget analysts expect will be more than $1 billion to Rhode Island ––including tax cuts for individuals and businesses –– the governor is moving to pay this one-time expense to the fire victims sooner rather than later. State Budget Officer Rosemary Booth Gallogly said that w

Government And Fraud
Government and Fraud Posted by: Ron Paul (December 22, 2008, 02:20 PM) Billions of dollars were recently lost in the collapse of Bernie Madoff’s self-described Ponzi scheme, in which too-good-to-be-true returns on investments were not really returns at all, but the funds of defrauded new investors. The pyramid scheme collapsed dramatically when too many clients called in their accounts, and not enough new victims could be found to support these withdrawals. Bernie Madoff was running a blatant fraud operation. Fraud is already illegal, and he will be facing criminal consequences, which is as it should be, and should act as an appropriate deterrent to potential future criminals. But it seems every time someone breaks the law, politicians and pundits decide we need more laws, even though lack of laws was not the problem. The government itself runs a fraud much bigger than Madoff’s. Our Social Security system is the very definition of a Ponzi, or pyramid scheme. If the gove

The Government Wants To End Funding For 9/11 Responders
9/11 Responders Outraged Over Funding Shortage at N.J. 9/11 Health Clinic E.O.H.S.I clinical center of RWJ Medical school/UMDNJ facing cutbacks because of lapse in federal funding Media Advisory: Event Tomorrow at 10:00am Contact: John Feal (Fealgood Foundation),