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Never Have I Fallen
never have i fallen your lips speak sweet softness your touch a cool caress i'm lost in your magic my heart beats with in your chest. i think of you each morning and dream of you each night i think of your arms being around me and can not express my delight. never have i fallen, but i am quickly on my way you hold a heart in your hands that has never before been given away.

What If
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, I look up to you, respect you, truly cherish you, and love you. You are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Dont ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. if you get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about you, whether they're a friend, gf, bf; Whatever it may be

Made Me Laugh
Part 1. These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together . 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning bu

Help Me Out
I just need some of my friends to go to this pic and comment boom this pic so I can win. the link is........... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=287747&albumid=800477&i=3585957215# Thanks and I wil be looking for your help!!!! Byrd915 is who is holding this contest.

9 Thiongs I Hate About Everyone!!!
> 9 Things I Hate About Everyone > > > > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for > the time.... I know > where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I > point at my crotch > when I ask where the toilet is? > > 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to > search the entire room > for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to > the T.V. and change > the channel manually. > > 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your > cake and eat it too". > Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? > > 4. When people say, "it's always the last place you > look". Of course it > is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've > found it? Do people > do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their > asses! > > 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you > see that?". No Loser, I > paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn > floor. > > 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... > Didn't

Arkansas Sucks
I am writing this blog to inform everyone about my trip to Arkansas. I spent three painful days there in Little Rock with a really good friend. If it wasn’t for him I would of went crazy. If you ever get a chance to go DON’T. I looked in their phone book and noticed there was only one last name in it. The people are there rude and mean. We drove around to look at the sites and noticed where God hide all the ugly people. I got to spend time in their top hotel the Hilton. Oh sorry ¼ of a Hilton two stories. No matter where we went it looked like the ghetto. The houses looked like they hadn’t been lived in for years. There wasn’t a shortage of Churches and Cracker barrels. We went into a few restaurant and the service sucked , It seemed that if we weren’t related to the waitress she wouldn’t talk to us. I looked up the history of the tooth brush while I was there and notice the Tooth brush was crated in Arkansas because if it would have been in any other state it would of been calle

A Walk In The Rain
It was the smell of rain in the air that took me out. I wanted to walk and feel nature's pressure build. I wanted to just feel all that nature had to share. I dressed appropriately I though. Red lipstick, black eyeliner, black peasants blouse and a knee length black skirt with sandals. I started walking with no destination in mind. I walked for an hour without any rain. But the scent was getting stronger. I came upon a children's park. One set back by some trees and only partially hidden from the road. Not completely private but enough that I would be able to enjoy the solitude between nature and myself once the sun set completely and the rain started. I decided to sit on one of the swings and just think. And then I saw you. We hadn't talked in awhile, but the last time we had, some words had been said that left a lot of questions and un-resolved feelings. I knew that you liked to walk as the sun was setting. It wasn't intentional this walk of mine. But I think on a subconscious

Get Creative!!!
Ok here is my thought. If you had to advertise yourself to make some one want to buy you, What would you say to make the sale. Also what would be the price you would put on your tag. I'm gonna give it a try myself..lol! Yes I am bored and being goofy!! OUTRAGEOUSLY PRICED ANTIQUE Top of the line older model. Used not worn and extended warranty included in purchase. Body manageable and enough body temp to make an igloo melt. Hot tempered at times when ran to hard and purrs like a kitten when pampered and spoken nicely to. Domesticated on even the most difficult days. Quick to apologize and move on to bigger and better things. Likes the most simple of the materialistic world. Can have double standards but the door always swings both ways, now doesn't it? Opinionated to the core but not judge mental. Sometimes my highway or no way. Honest, real, sense of humor, raw, will drive you up the wall any given day and enjoy it, and most of all the biggest PITA you will

Our Helmets
Our helmets sit silently on top of our heads yet somehow they scream in testomoney to the trials we have endured. Once they were brand new...just like us. Polished, shiney, and smelling of the sterile plastic that they were wrapped in, we were not that much different then them. We, as new firmen, were fresh out of the packaging as well and had no idea what lay ahead. Our helmets tell stories that you cant hear. They will tell you of the Currey brothers and Joe Lindsey. They will tell you about Chief Lane, Jeff Rathburn and Joel Lydecker. There are those that will talk of Tom Grover, Buckwalter, and Sallas. Look on top of any firefighters head and you'll hear about missed meals, lost sleep, forgotten friends and family and forgone relationships. You'll hear of people dying in our arms, dead bodies, and things we want to forget. Listen closly enough and you'll get an earfull of the fun we have at work, of firehouse cooks, dinner table debates, water baloon fights and FMED's(firefight

Walmart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: >> >> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts >> when they aren't looking. >> >> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. >> >> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. >> >> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, >> ' Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens. >> >> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. >> >> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. >> >> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers >> you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. >> >> >> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask >> 'Why can't you people just leave me a

Wyoming
Body: FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Wyoming FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Wyoming FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Wyoming FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Wyoming FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. Wyoming FRIENDS: laugh at you ------------------------------------------------

Loneliness!!!
Everynight i sit alone Wishing i had someone to call my own Sometimes i wonder what's wrong with me I try so hard to be the best i can be The more i try, the worst it gets I always end up with many regrets So why does it have to be that way Why do i always have to pay Lonliness is such a sad place There's no-one there to fill the space I feel my heart ache I see my eyes cry And I wonder........ Will i ever find that special guy? 8/16/94

Goodbye Firefighters Hall -(
I HAVE NOT TALKED TO JOHN IN A FEW DAYS BUT GOING BY HIS NAME HE'S GIVING UP FUBAR WHICH MEANS THERE WILL BE NO MORE FF HALL.I WANT TO THANK THE ONES THAT SUPPORTED US SINCE THE BEGINNING AND THE ONES THAT MADE IT FUN. I HAVE TO SAY IM A LITTLE UPSET TO SEE ALL THE HARD WORK JUST GO JUST LIKE THAT BUT IT'S REALLY NOT WORTH KEEPING THE HALL GOING IF PPL DONT COME IN I WILL KEEP MY FUBAR BUT PROBLY NOT ON AS MUCH AS I AM NOW NOT THAT THAT'S VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW WITH WORKING AND SPENDING ALL MY FREE TIME WITH FIREMAN185 I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AS MUCH FUN AS JOHN AND I DID IT WAS GREAT MEETING THE GREAT PPL WE MET THANKS-MERCI

I'm An American An Proud Of My Brother Truckers
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't

Blog Blog Bloggity
Ok, I've never done a blog before, but the word is kinda funny if you think about it...kinda sounds like someone with a massive hangover hugging a toilet... Bloooooggg...oh god...I shouldn't have had all those porn stars last night...oh god....here it comes again....BLOOOOGGG....ahh....It's EVERYWHERE...ahh, I think I'm gonna...yep...BLOOOOGGG... anyways...i think you get the point :D ps. I'm not gay, I don't like Pornstars (the drink), And i in no way condone Blogging all over someones floor, Ciao!

Firefighter's Pledge
A firefighters Pledge I promise concern for others. A willingness to help all those in need. I promise courage - courage to face an conquer my fears. Courage to share and endure the ordeal of those who need me. I promise strength - strength of heart to bear whatever burdens might be placed upon me. Strength of body to deliver to safety all those placed within my care. I promise the wisdom to lead, the compassion to comfort, and the love to serve unselfishly whenever I am called Author unknow

I Love My Friends
THIS EVENING I WAS TALKING WITH AN OLD FRIEND HERE AND THE IDEA STRUCK ME TO CHECK ON MY OLDEST FRIENDS HERE, THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WITH ME THE LONGEST, THRU THICK & THIN. THOSE WHO I HAVE TALKED TO ON A PERSONAL NOTE & GUESS WHAT...THEY STILL LIKE ME, LOL. ALTHOUGH I HAVE QUITE A FEW FRIENDS PIMPED OUT ON MY PROFILE, I FEEL I OWE A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO THOSE WHO ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME. PLEASE SHOW THESE PEOPLE LOVE AND ADD THEM TO YOUR LIST. IF YOU DO, I SWEAR YOU WON'T REGRET IT. THEY ARE SWEET CARING PEOPLE, ALL SPECIAL IN THEIR OWN RIGHT. ~~~My Fubar Hubby, Kenny~~~ Added January 3, 2007 kenny the concert man@ fubar ~~~FlaPlaya561~~~ Added January 10, 2007 FlaPlaya561@ fubar ~~~My favorite bouncer, Mr. Cuervo~~~ (Except when he hides with his status set to stepped away, LMAO) He helped me by showing me the ropes and how to avoid the "drama" Added January 16, 2007 MrCuervo ~~~Hammerhead, Jimmy Redman~~~ Added January 23, 2007 HAMMERHEAD@ fubar ~~~E

Enchanted Events
Enchanted Events 2008 Valentine Retreat Drury Inn & Suites-Dublin, OH(Columbus) 2/15/2008 & 2/16/2008 Packages include but are not limited to: Romantic room decoration, romantic bath packages for your use, spa services and massages for two, 5x7 photo of the couple free drinks, (limit 3 free alcoholic drinks per day)and more. . . Packages range from $187-$312 $100 deposit must by in by 1/31/2008 Contact us today for more details Website: http://www.enchanted-events.biz E-mail: enchanted_eventsinc@yahoo.com Phone: 614-492-0138 Ext: 2

Fireman
"Hey mom!" He yelled from the attic door, "What's these old heavy boots and hard hat for?" With a lump in her throat and a tear stained cheek His mother swallowed and started to speak. "Come here my son," his mother said, "There's things to tell when I clear my head." The past races madly through her mind. She searched her heart for the words to find. At last she sighed and rubbed his hair And the words that followed I'd like to share. "Those boots & hat," She said with pride, "Were worn by a man with grit inside. He wore them to help people in need. Though facing danger would never concede. Many a time in the dead of night He jumped in those boots and flashed out of sight To answer a call, not knowing for sure What danger or heartache he may have to endure. Your father, my son, was not like most dads, It was mainly because of the job he had. His life was devoted to all of mankind, Just why he chose it's not clear in my min

Whos Next
So Ive made a ton of Stewies and etc. trying to think of whos next Stewie has almost run his course so to speak. I make taggs for friends and the Stilettos. Fun Tags Music Taggs Racing Taggs numerous other stuff. So the question is Whos Or what is next. So I can keep everyone happy and hope people are patient. Your tagg will come soon. But I do need a little time to have fun too. So breaks are required. Right now has been very hectic with work and work, Haha 2 Jobs Yippe Kiya!! So just havnt been able to chat much hope everyone is doing Well and having fun. SO if anyone has a suggestion and its not to wacked or crazy maybe U can be next. I like to keep a list of Ideas for those times when Im bored of the standard taggs. So lets here some ideas, wouldnt you like to see your idea into a tagg

Friend Hosting A Contest
Hello everyone, my friend onesxybrat is hosting her first contest. If you or someone else you know would like to enter please contact her. All of the details are below. Thanks! Contact onesxybrat here.... onesxybrat..(READ PROFILE..B4 ADDING AS FRIEND)@ fubar

George Carlin
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for the

A Dream
I have occasionaly been asked what would be a wonderfull song to be sung to me. There of course have been several. And a few of my friends knew the dream. That some woman that cared for me would sing "I want you to want me" Originaly done back in the early 80's. A few years back I got a taste of what it might sound like when a female group did it for a movie. Yeah, what song could say it all better?

Here We Go Again.
Here we go again. Last I checked I was still single and able to decide for myself my actions or lack thereof. I have been on Fubar(remember Cherry Tap) for close to a year now and have seen how this is a microcasim or reflection of what we encounter in the real world with one exception. Everything is a bit more concentrated here. That includes that ugly 6 headed monster we all know and loathe as "Fubar Drama". Seems that some that I have befriended here are of the opinion that their spin on things is not only the best one but the correct one without even knowing all the facts, without trying to see the situation from something other than their own view and are now the Judge, Jury and Exicutioner because of this. Those that have been here awhile know that we all have had a Nasty, Vile, taste of this drama and how fast it can create a life of it's own. Some have had to delete their page altogether and start over while others endure the storm and rebuild. It is now my turn in the barrel w

Auction
Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from tomorrow, January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would like to be in the auction simply send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. Anyone may join up until the 27th of January at midnight. Thanks everyone and have

Work And Sh!t
leavin fort myers fl tonight making my way back north to good ol north alabama to enjoy a couple days at home..will be away for the weekend but will return next week.. hope everyone has a great weekend

Bel12702's Fubar Blog
EveryDay Love A Poem by: Lisa EveryDay Love is unconditional. Offers comfort and acceptance. Is giving. Is unfailing and never ending. Creates beauty in the most unexpected places. There is onley one happiness in life: To Love and be loved. Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

Fu-famous Liars Are Decievers
OK GUYS THIS IS HOW FAST DRAMA STARTS... UMMM I JUST ASKED FOR A PIC or some help.. WELL THEN I GET MY ASS CHEWED...WOW JUST OVER A PIC. AND THE I'M THE ONE WITH THE HAVE PROBLEM... YOU AT THE WHAT I GET.. I'M THE SWEETEST PERSON HERE YOU CAN MEET.. I DON'T DESERVE THIS KINDA REACTION... SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM... I'M NOT TRYING TO BE POPULAR HERE... I WAS JUST ASKING FOR A PIC.. THAT I THOUGHT WAS REALLY COOL.. BEING POPULAR ISN'T A ISSUE. I'M SO SO TIRED SO THE DRAMA AROUND HERE, I HAD OVER 2000 FRIENDS ON MY LIST AND I CLEANED THEM OUT CAUSE WE NEVER TALKED, BUT THATS OK, CAUSE I WANTED TO START OVER, NO BIG DEAL, BUT SHE THINKS I WANT TO BE POPULAR CAUSE I WANTED A PIC LIKE HERS.. WOW OK UMMM DOING A MUMM ABOUT ME.. IT THAT CRAZY OR WHAT.. REALLY.. TALKING ABOUT ME AND GETTING AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND SEEING THE REAL LIFE.. I THINK YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.. BUT I GUESS YOU DID GET SOME POINTS AND SOME REALLY GOOD OPINIONS ON YOUR MUMM SO

Am I Forgotten ?
Am I forgotten? Am I invisible? I dont know. If so.. life goes on. I however will not forget those i have loved or known. Take comfort in that knowledge. I ask this only cause i've not heard from anyone here... i began to ponder ... am i forgotten? You judge this for yourself.

A New Meaning For Badass!!!
This is hard to believe! This may be a first... A couple in Northern California were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a California Mountain Lion (Cougar)decided that h e wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision... The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... For the lion. As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the

A Prayer For 2008 (an Original Poem Written By A Friend)
Dear God, Please bless me with a house for me and my daughter, Bless it with electricity and running water. Bless us with a roof over our head and food on our table. Bless us with high speed internet and a TV with cable. Bless us in a neighborhood where we are safe in this life. May we walk through the neighborhood without needing a gun or a knife. Bless us with a place close to work and school not so far. May our legs take us there when there's problems with my car. Bless us with the money for the mortage to pay. Bless us in a home with love at the end of each day. AMEN! ~Justonean 12/31/07 (repost of original by 'justonean76' on '2007-12-31 13:35:50')">

Elissa's Blogs
1. Share a life experience you had. 2. Tell of your day. 3. Write a story. 4. Give some random facts, no one would possibly know. 5. Teach something worth while. 6. Copy and paste some chain letter thing. 7. Make someone laugh with sarcasm and jokes. 8. Post a blank one. 9. Ask questions. 10. Put down what you're thinking at the moment. 11. Design a menu for a future restaurant. 12. Script out a movie. 13. Create lyrics. 14. Draw out some big plans you have. 15. Explain how to cook or use something. 16. Define big words for others. 17. Take advice and give it back. 18. Exaggerate on something that happened to you. 19. Leave sympathy notes. 20. Record all of your friend's names. 21. Enlighten every one of your feelings for someone. 22. Clarify your explanations. 23. Construct a lesson. 24. Randomly put smiles. 25. Build up a plan to save the world. 26. Note down every bit of your information you want others to kn

Confused
I never thought I could fall so fast or deeply for someone..Then I met him, and my whole life has changed, for the better I think..I feel like I have a purpose..Knowing that someone really cares about me as a person, cares about my feelings, my opinions, and thoughts is such a new and wonderful feeling.. But to have that person seem uncertain, makes me feel a little insecure, makes me wonder if it was something that Ive done..I love this person more than any amount of words can say, and I hope he knows that, and never for one second doubts my love for him..

For All Who Care
My dear friends i have some private problems and i decide to step away from Fubar awhile. I will only check in daily to read my mails and return some of the luv you will show me if you wanna chat with me then add me on yahoo messenger my ady is hotwitch39@yahoo.de...i will return in a bit.....muahh love you all EveningStar

3:30am And Bored As F
I'm bored so i thought I would start one of these blog deals. I play this mud called Waterdeep and its alot of fun but there is alot of downtime. So I sit here thinking deep thoughts. Like why are all of you breathing my air? Stop it already its my air you dirty filthy apes. Man what i wouldn't give for a banana bazooka to shoot out the neighbors windows. Why am I not out chasing women? I guess its safer this way. Hey btw if you really wanna see me nekkid send me a message and if your hot enough I'll family ya. Ok back to my game.

'good F-ing Morning America'
Actress Diane Keaton appeared live on Tuesday’s Good Morning America and dropped the F-bomb while attempting to compliment GMA co-host Diane Sawyer’s looks. After gushing over how much better her life would be with “those lips,” the movie star blurted, “I’d like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality or my -- excuse me. My personality.” Sawyer, who had been attempting to get the actress to talk about Mad Money, Keaton’s new film, appeared momentarily shocked and then started laughing. She retorted, “My mother is going to work on your personality with soap in your mouth, is what she’s going to do.” Both the guest and host seemed to find the expletive humorous. However, there is a serious side. The exchange occurred early in the morning on network television. This is certainly a time when parents could have the television on while preparing their children for school. And while Sawyer closed the interview by saying, “This is Diane Keaton who wi

U Gotta Love This Shit!!!
See this is the same kind of shit, I have been trying to warm everyone I know and talk to on a regular basis, is that the change in this country is so gradual that no one is going to see Nazi Germanys plight here until it is too late, think about it, threats to free speech, making it so u cannot smoke outside even, in the open air, because we even have air Nazis, I mean c'mon people wake up and smell the end of America the Free......................the end is near, step up and have a nice steaming cup!!!!!!!!!! Date: Jan 17, 2008 11:15 PM I know some of this is true, but I have no idea if all of it is true. When you put the few parts that I know to be true all in one place together like this, it gets a little creepy. So I'm passing it along to you now. -Chris ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Lis Date: Jan 17, 2008 10:57 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- THANKS: America 20xy Date: 17 Jan 2008, 21:38 Bloggers

Might Loose Cell And Net...
So I might be moving in a couple days, and if i do, im pretty sure ill be loosing my cell and my net. Just fucking great. No clue when either will be back on. Also as it stands with the Army, I have ALOT more shit to do, so "possible" ship date got moved to mid-March. I cant believe this shit. If its not one thing its another. I'll explain full details to anyone who asks but right now im keeping it general. Some how, some way I'll Keep everyone posted. But just so everyone knows, I DO want to keep in contact with everyone. So I want Addresses/numbers/e-mails.. etc! Panther

Six Reasons
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak. The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety o

Don't Take Things For Granted
I know the song "Hate Me" is performed by the band Blue October, but there is quite a bit of irony in the band's name and the song. The past October was blue for me. Add a touch of black, as well. The woman I have known to be there for me throughout my entire 31 (nearly 32) years of my life was taken from this world.....my mother. Mom was diagnosed with inoperable cancer in the early part of September. Doctor's tried radiation treatments, but to no avail. It was way too late for any medical precedure. One thing about my mother is that she was a trooper through it all. When they gave her the prognosis of 1 year with treatment and 2-4 months without, she said "Y'all don't know. You're just a man. Only God knows when I'm leaving this place." Just a couple of short weeks after she made that statement, she lost her battle. The war, however, was won. She isn't suffering anymore. That is the thing that eases my mind the most. She is my angel on my shoulder in good times a

True Love...yea, Right!
I just received an email from a close buddy of mine saying that he's getting married this weekend. He met his bride to-be on a trip he took last month. He says that he has found "true love" this time. Problem is, the man has found "true love" before with "6" different women, and its usually after a short period of time. My question is this: Do you believe that you could marry a person after only knowing them for a short period of time?

Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

My Father
My Father. "To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble." I'm trying. You know how to push all the right buttons. I'm trying to let it pass me. I think I'm doing a good job considering. You nailed one things right on the head, just not the reasoning behind it. And I think that's something you will never figure out about me. But that's okay, that's not for you to know. Another note: someone that I did trust and told me that I could trust them seems to be faltering. I always know things will come to this with everyone in life. It just sucks when it happens and I'm proven to be right. Sometimes I really wish I would be wrong when it came to this kind of thing. I wish someone would finally prove me wrong. But after years and years of the same old story, nothing surprises me anymore. Maybe it's human nature? Maybe I'm expecting too much of honesty and loyalty from other people. It sucks even more to hear it f

Don Crowther Smarts
Don Crowther SMARTS How does SMARTS stack up? It turns out that Don Crowther has been avoiding the spotlight for a long time. He never set out to be some "big-name guru". He's always kept a low profile and focused on three things: his research, his own sites, and his clients' sites. But after 6+ months of Social Media research, well it was obvious we couldn't keep this stuff to ourselves. It was simply too big... too important. So I made Don a "Mafia Deal"... a deal he just couldn't refuse. I'm not going to give any details here... but let's just say it was a sweet deal. And next thing you know, we were brainstorming on a coaching program for all this stuff - we're calling it the SMARTS Coaching Program... SMARTS stands for Social MARketing Traffic System. SMARTS Stompernet, stompernet, smarts, stompernet smarts, smarts review, don crowther, How does SMARTS stack up, Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money

Insomnia............
well all.. it is 6:45am and i am sitting here surfing thru the ever popular fubar.... i must say i have enjoyed look thru some of the pics and profiles on here.... i also sit here thinking about the conversation i had tonight with a great friend. i must say that before i knew about fubar i had had some interesting encounters with internet stuff... i had placed a profile on singlesnet.com.... man was that a bust!!!! imet a few cool people on there that swore they were lookin for a long term relationship and stuff like that.... well that didnt pan out the way i had planned... then there's always myspace.... yeah um they never work out.... so then a friend recommended me to fubar... yeah u gotta love SEABEE.... he is the shit!!! well, ne ways so i get on fubar........... then i have like no way to get offline... i have become addicted to this site.. i find myself looking forward to getting more points and leveling up... and seeing who checks me out....lol i have become a craay girl

Venting
the last few days i have had pictures and stash rated NSFW I so cant believe this. Arent we adults? Its like this if anyone on my friends list cant handle my pictures get off my friends list I dont bother anyone or rate anyone NSFW maybe I should start. That is so not me.

Earnhardt Feeling The Pressure Of New Hendrick Ride
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is already feeling the pressure, and the season hasn't even started. As his winless streak nears two years, NASCAR's most popular driver knows he must produce in his new Hendrick Motorsports ride. Anxious about the new job and the pressure of driving for the elite team, Earnhardt showed up a week early at preseason testing just to talk to his new teammates. Back this week to actually drive his No. 88 Chevrolet, Earnhardt went right to work. His single lap speed of 185.820 mph on Tuesday morning easily bettered the mark of 184.782 mph set by teammate Jimmie Johnson in last week's session, and Earnhardt was 10th fastest when drafting began in the afternoon. ``I just like running up front every week,'' he said. ``I like going to the racetrack and being ... toward the top of the chart, at least on the left side of the page in practices.'' It's a good start to a fresh season, one without the drama that engulfed him last year when he p

Wow
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner

Marilyn Monroe
I love this woman. She was beautiful and smart,insucure and dated all the wrong men. these are my favorite quotes from her. "Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have." "Dogs never bite me. Just humans." "The truth is I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't." "...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything..." "It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone " I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you" "Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature."

Job
POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be wil

Quotes
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - -- Martin Luther King Jr. "Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century." - -- Mark Twain "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - -- Oscar Wilde "I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything." - -- Oscar Wilde "Death is not the worst than can happen to men." - -- Plato "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." - -- Oscar Wilde

Poems
I understand the things you say, Even though it makes me sad, We sat and had a talk today, I gave you everything I had. Even if you don’t come back, I’ll wait this year for you, Even if this love you lack, I’ll do what I want to do, I’m happy, even if you’ve gone away, I continue to keep this love for you, In hope that you’ll come back to me, on a distant far found day, They think I’m stupid, they laugh at what I do, They criticize and ridicule this love I have for you, It dosen’t matter anymore, nothing matters anymore, The only thing that matters anymore, is the love and what its for, Just know that I will love you, And maybe that is sad to hear, But I will do what I want to do, Even if that means a year. Maybe you don’t love me, And you think this will just be more easy, But I’ll be waiting, in my heart forever, Even if that means my love for someone else, Will end up being never. -Dennis Mayer

Freedom!!!!
Rage against the machine FREEDOM!! Leonard Peltier story.. http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B0001FVDI2?filterBy=addFiveStar Book by Leonard Peltier Prison Life "My life is a sundance" pick it up at any library..

Rashyllsexy
i am good at pleasing men who are gentle to me. i would love to offer my sweet cheery pie to them... want to have some? if you wish to taste my sweet cheery pie add me in your msn rashyllhotsexy01 @ hotmail .com let us have much tasting of my sweet cheery pie.

Fu Famous ~*~ Auction
WYKD Storm presents a Unique opportunity to get Fu Famous. Fu Auction for 24 hours of WYKD Radio Promotion! We are offering 24 - 30 second spots, 1 every hour. These will be produced by WYKD staff and air in all four of our associated Lounges. Use your air time to promote: ~*~ contests, auctions, or giveaways - that you are hosting or one in which you are the contestant. Draw people to help you! ~*~Promote your Fu Biz - if you make and fu sell anything use the air time to draw Fubarains to you. ~*~Pimpouts - show fubar LUV to people you care about ~*~Promote your favorite causes or charities ~*~Birthdays * Weddings * Birth Annoucments ~*~Promote your group or club ~*~Have a Happy Hour coming up let people know so you can get the most out of it! The possibilities are unlimited! Exacty what you will get: 24 - 30 second pre-recorded mesasges thats one every hour. Messages will be recorded by WYKD Staff. Coverage in four (4)Hot Fubar Lounges - Wick

How Can We Get Closer
hello & welcome to my blog i'mnot realy a blog writer but the only thing just i want to hint at is:i'm a single & straight guy who's looking for a serious relationship which is base on love,therefor for the nice ladys who are looking for an honest & faithful man who wants to devote @ alocate the rest of his life for the love,can directly e_mail me by this address: ALI_AMIRABADI55@YAHOO.COM hope to receive ur e_mails in a short future thanks for ur attentions & good luck.

Survey Says
1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? NEVER CHEATED IN MY LIFE WHY START NOW? 2. What color are your eyes? HAZEL 3. What are you doing now? THIS SURVEY, SMOKING A CIG, TALKING TO CRYSTIAN AND THINKING ABOUT WEITHER TO GO TO BED OR STAY UP FOR YET ANOTHER 24 HOURS FOR WORK... 4. What is one thing you question a lot? OTHER PEOPLES MOTIVES.... 5. Do you lead people on? NOT ON PURPOSE IF I DO.... 6. Are you married? DIVORCED 7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them? YEAH 8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you? EVEN WHEN I AM DEAD I AM SURE THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE ME... THATS LIFE... 9. Do you miss someone? YES 10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's? YES AND LEARNED.... 11. Are looks important? YES AND NO.... LOOKS DRAW ME IN BUT IF THEIR PERSONALITY SUCKS THEY BECOME FUGLY REAL QUICK... 12. What are you wearing? JEANS, AND WHITE BUTTON UP TOP, JUS

A Mother
After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" she asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you." I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about

Bouncer Id Checks
Ok what the hell is with all the bouncer id checks. i seem to get them alot and it really pisses me off. can anyone explain to me why i get them so much? sorry but i had to spout about this. i get them so much, does anyone else? ok i am done ranting... lol

Just Some Thoughts...
I sit here and wonder if what I'm going through is just My fault or does this happen to everyone? I know I may sound stupid to some of You and I know I may not be some poet like like others. But I am dying inside because at this moment My dreams of the life I want, the love I want are stuck in limbo and there's nothing I can do. And I see My dreams slipping away and with that I die bit each day. If You only knew the joy I see in the face of an angel and watch it as each day that smile slowly fades. It tears Me apart. I have loved women before don't get Me wrong. But I have never had the Love for a Woman like I do for My Goddess. The illness I have that rack My body My take My life at any time they want that I can't control. But My Love For Connie will be with Me from now til the end of time!!!! I Love You My Baby... G☼δδε§§ of Light Fu-Wife/Fu-Owned by HarleyRider/Fu-Mistress of LoneWolf@ fubar

I Need Some Advice
on women.lol. i dont get it. its like thats all women want is to judge you and not understand or like you for you. they akll say shit thats outta this world and its bothering me. iv been single for a long time now and i dont understand why women play head games with me. its like i did something wrong or something. if anyones got advice on this hit me back to this blog or my email. thanks

Identifying A Stroke
STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend, Ingrid, stumbled and took a little fall. She assured everyone that she was fine, and they offered to call paramedics, but she just said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. Folks there got her cleaned up and brought her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself for the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later, telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital. At 6:00 p.m. the following day, Ingrid passed away. She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had the folks there known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die; they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours, he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke ... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke

Rednecks Know How To Git R Dun
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?''Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

The Alcoholics Prayer
The Alcoholics Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen.

The Perfect Guy
I want a guy who can be my best friend, who I can talk to about anything. A guy that cares about me, and would be mad if someone hurt me. A guy who can accept me, and who can accept my past. A guy who knows the real me, and loves me for me. A guy who doesn't care if I have guy friends, and a guy who likes all my friends. A guy with amazing eyes, and a to-die-for smile. A guy who I can be myself around, and he won't care because it'll make him love me more. A guy who's seen me at my worst, and hopes I'm never that hurt again. A guy who doesn't care if I wear my sweats everyday, becasue no matter what--he thinks I'm beautiful. But most of all I want a guy that will want me back and love me for me.

New Hampshire Humor
> As a trucker stops for a red light, a > blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up > to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker > lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is > Heather and you are losing some of your load.' The > trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. > When the truck stops for another red light, the girl > catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up > and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers > the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde > says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are > losing some of your load!' Shaking his head, the > trucker ignores her again and continues down the > street. At the third red light, the same thing > happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets > out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. > The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says > 'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of > your load!' When the light turns green the trucke

You Say That You Love Me
I wrote this this morning after the fight or whatever you want to call it. I had to stop because I was getting too upset thinking of all the things that has happened. You say that you love me But it really doesn’t show You treat me very badly This I really know What you call love is very confusing I wouldn’t want to see hate Because the way you love Isn’t the way you should treat your mate You talk to me like I’m a dog You always treat me like shit You say you are better then the one before I don’t see how, you also hit How can you hit the one you love? Just because you get mad That’s not the way it’s supposed to be This isn’t what I thought we had You didn’t do this in the beginning And you knew the trouble I had in the past You told me you would never do that But now I see your words don’t last This isn’t what I wanted to happen You aren’t the person that you were once before You do the things you say you would never do I know the time is comin

Brat~
JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE A GOOD WEEKEND~ AND SEE WHAT KINDA OF PLANS MY FRIENDS HAVE FOR THE WEEKEND?MINE IS GOING TO BE A BUSY ONE~ BUT I WILL MAKE TIME TO GO OUT~ SO WHEN ANYONE HAS TIME OR FEELS LIKE LEAVE A COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHATS UP WITH YOU FOR THE WEEKEND AND LET ME KNOW HOW YOUR NEW YEAR HAS BEEN SO FAR....

Old Vs Now
School 1977 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slip

Change In My Life
I've been thinking and doing a lot of soul searching the last few days. I'm missing something in my life and I think that now I have found it in him...I have never really taken risks in my life so this will be a big one for me. I fear the unknown. But it's time to put my fears aside and take a leap of faith. I have chosen to be with the man I love with my heart and soul. Remember this is a totally different state, no family, no friends. And I am uprooting my children. For someone who has touched my soul. This change is going to be good. This man is everything to me. I have been waiting for him all my life. I will be there for him when he comes home. I just wanted to put my feelings down and let my friends know that i'm moving. I know this will be the best change in my life.. NORTH CAROLINA here I come.. Can't wait to see you baby!

2008
First let me say I'm sorry, but I've been busy and with filming before and after the AVN's I finally have some time to come back and report. For my friends who are curious, Jenna Jameson was there incognito with a hat over her eyes so she could see her friends. However since she sold the whole Jenna franchise to Playboy and Playboy Enterprises is actually having more financial problems than they are actually elluding to so there wasn't a booth at all. It was so cool seeing everyone and I actually got to sign 2, count them 2 autographs. Saw so many actresses and they for the most part were very friendly and actually impressed since I primarily perform in BDSM porn. Angie Savage and Candy Manson were the coolest and most encouraging. Props to them. Made a lot of connections so hopefully you'll see me in some of the more mainstream venues within the next year. I also got a chance to talk to some of the great guys you see in porn as well. Billy Glide, Randy Spears and th

Enter The Wonderful World Of Me!
Let's just get to the point of this blog and get it over with. . . Alrighty then. If the first words that you say to me in my shoutbox are, "Want to see my cock," or "Do you cum easily?" Do not expect me to get right back at you. I will not respond to that. That's disgusting. First off, I don't know you so let's not start out a conversation sexually. Good grief. There are other things to talk about than that. Secondly, there is more to life than the internet and cybering. Yes, people. There is. Sorry to break it to you. Thank you for your time and have a wonderful day!

Leveling Help
Ok Bad Girls..This Blog Is To Keep Everyone Informed If You Need Any Leveling Help.. Just Post A Comment On This Blog..Anything Under 50,000 To Level..Remember It Is Up To You To Leave A Comment If You Are Close To Leveling And Be Sure To Check If Anyone Else May Be Close.So We Can All Help Each Other Level Up... Thanks Sgt. Raider Promoter Of Sarge's Bad Girls

Cutest Baby Contest
Please vote for my nephew, Juan Jeremiah Gavin Gonzalez, to win the Cutest Baby Contest that Wild 94.9 is having. The winner of this contest will receive $5,000 and the money will be spent for his Baptism. You can only vote once a day from each computer, so please remember to vote everyday. I t will send an e-mail verification notice to complete the vote. Please forward/pass the word to your friends and family. Winning this contest is really important to us. INSTRUCTIONS: * Copy and paste link below, or click on it(whichever helps better): * http://wild949.com/pages/babiesgonewild2008.html?feed=239378&article=3147857 * Scroll down to Gallery 19 and click on "VOTE NOW!" * Select his name next to #17, scroll down and type in your ************* and click the submit button to vote. You can also view his picture (he is SUCH A CUTIE!!) by clicking on the "VIEW" button instead of the "VOTE NOW!" button. Just click the right arrow until you get to #17.

Cloverfield
My fiance liked it alot. He was hyped up about seeing it. As soon as I saw the first preview I knew it was going to be another one of those movies that get so hyped up, that when you eventually see it, it's a disappointment. Now I will admit that I did get scared at certain points. I do scare easily. However the reason I found this movie to be less than exquisite was the half assed acting, and the first person filming. Granted it was kinda cool to know what they knew when they knew it and feel like you were there, but weren't we there with the Blair Witch Project? Shakey camera, screaming, running, it LITERALLY made me nauseous, not to mention the headache. So fair warning to the ladies, If you have a delicate stomach, get motion sickness, or scare easily, be prepared to have your head down or in your significant others arm for the majority of the film. Since it's mainly blood and freaky looking things. Save yourself the raging bile duct, Stay home

He Wants A Raise. Here Are The Arguments.
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. Yo

Lisa Blog
I am not an easy person to get to truly know. It is rare for me to show my true self to anyone. This reluctance to express my feelings openly is steeped in a fear of being exposed to attack. Despite my cautious approach to showing my emotions, my passions run deep. Emotionally, there are very few gray areas for me. I either love something or you hate it. I thrive on intense emotional situations and unrestrained passion. The world's many mysteries enthrall me. Although deeply emotional,I am very good at keeping my feelings in check when events call for a cool head and clear thinking. I am very curious about everything around me. I love anything that challenge me mentally. However, I am a bit of an intellectual gypsy, and rarely stay with any one subject long enough to fully understand it. Subjects simply grow stale very fast for me, and the next subject is a lure I cannot resist. I learn very quickly and I have the ability to see why things are the

Do Me!!!!
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Dishes Lol
He watched her, so sexy & beautiful, as she moved around the kitchen, wearing nothing but one of his old t-shirts and a skimpy pair of panties... He could feel the desire building as he watched her from the sofa. Finally she stopped at the sink to wash a few dishes. He got up, walked to her and slipped his arms around her waist and kissed the side of her neck “MMM ‘she said as she leaned her head back on his shoulder “I’ll be done in a minute” “That’s ok. Don’t mind me “he replied as he gently sucked her ear lobe causing her to shiver, he slid his hands up to cup her breasts, his thumbs caressing her nipples through the fabric and smiled as they became stiff peaks. “You aren’t gonna let me finish the dishes are you?” she asked playfully “Told you don’t mind me you go ahead’ he whispered in her ear. He slid one hand down over her stomach, under the hem of the t-shirt into her panties, while moving his mouth to the other side of his neck nibbling & kissing. He pressed his knee between h

My Chatterbox
Well everyone my free time will be soon vanishing... Ill be on the orad as of feb 1st. My first stop will be Maryland to see my Dad and Brother, then New Jearsy to see an old friend, then New York city to see my sister then off to Belle Plaine Minnesota to see an old friend then down to Poplur bluff Missouri to visit family then my last stop in Orlando florida wooot geez what a bunch of driving!!! Then hoem to Richmond va to be in class by may!!!

Poems
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta

Emmy900
So I have officially been single for one month on Monday after my arsehole of an ex cheated on me! Now its my mission to ruin you guys whenever possible lol. Dirty old men do not need apply. If your hot and looking for some sparring then bring it on. xxxxxxx

Friendship Poem
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus -

Im Sorry
im sorry I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of no

Mid Life Crisis, Maybe?
The other day someone asked me to describe myself but not with the usual stuff like what movies I like, what kinda music I like, things of that nature and I was at a complete loss. I have no clue who I am. I have gone so long in life as someone's wife and mother I seem to have forgotten who the real "Katie" is. I often joke and tell my family and friends it's not if I lose my mind but when and I honestly think that time is drawing near. So if this is my mid life crisis, does this mean I can go buy a sports car and sleep with a young hot guy? I'd settle for just hiding out somewhere to just try to figure out who I really am.

I Am A Lying Scumbag
to my wife. Over a year ago my wife found me on here when this place was lostcherry.com. She got mad made me delete my account. Well my wife has been raising our almost 5 year old daughter alone while I've been in Iraq the past 6 months. I decided to re join on our 6 year wedding anniversary. One of my wifes friends saw my profile and sent her an email to tell her I was back on here. She got mad. I then told her that I was on here talking to some guys wife about wedding rings. blah blah blah.

Secrets Of A Virgin
You may like this....you may not....I'll smile either way....I'm a(ware) I cannot change anyone's mind...If you don't believe me...that's fine...be a(ware) your life experience will hurt more than mine...among your opposite, You'll either say, "This is a Great experience! Ooorrr Aw, Fuck, How do I get rid of you"...please continue; I'm pleased you decided to explore... The Emperors in Asian kingdoms began their legacy at 3 years of age...NO adults were authorized in their space without armed protection...If an adult spoke before approval; they were executed without question. Youth can see the needs of ALL people; an adult seeks the needs of self..."Protect the child" why? Protected by corruption...corruption of what? rape, abuse, violence, greed, envy, hoarding, judgmental dispositions.... When adults are seeking "younger partners" they're truly seeking the noted below...at times, a moment of revenge Ooorrr a fresh start…tricky now, (both) individuals must attain the same intenti

The Wisdom Of Knowing The Truth
We say we are free thinkers of ourselfs but in the truth of this matter, is that some of us let other people control what we say and do. These People are called the controled. If someone tells you what to say how to think how to feel or even what to say, you are Controled. If you have the ablitey of Speaking your own mind and no one elses than you are the Free thinker. You are your own person and doesn't let anyone control you. A free thinker can be anyone that give them self the ablitey to do what ever they want to do. The Controled doesn't have that ablitey they are just told what to do and how to be. There is about 75% of free thinkers and 25% of the controled if you just thinking about it. We say we aren't controled but most of us are and don't want to see it.

About Me......
Hello, well for those who know me... know that I'm a down to earth fun person and a GREAT friend. I'm 36 years old, recently separated with three children. 2 boys 15 and 17 and a girl 11. The boys live with their father and my daughter is with me. So... in a nut shell, I like honest people. People who know what they want in life. I don't like gossip.. hate drama.. and can't stand back stabbers. If you want to know anything else.. just ask. I'll be down loading more pics of me soon.. so check back and take a look.

Joys Of A Woman
Joys of being a woman.... Ok, I posted this a while ago under another name...Thought it was worthy of being posted again hehehe. Guys, please read and remember just WHAT we women go thru for YOU!!!! Lol The joys of being a woman: All hair removal methods have tricked women into their promises of being easy, painless removal. The epilady,scissors,razors, Nair and now....the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had teh thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the bathroom cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: The bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. NO melting a clump of hot wax, just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or whereever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, Im not a genuis, but i am

Sex Fairy
The sex fairy The Sex Fairy. When women make love, they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. Gentle love making reduces your chances of suffering from dermititis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced, cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. Its more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you dont need special sneakers! Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheramones. These subtle sexy perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. Its 10 TIMES more effective than valium! Kissing each d

Erotic Pizza Delivery!!!
Working late one night to help pay for my college, I’m delivering pizzas. It’s been a long day of class and now work. Approaching midnight, I’ve suffered through a night of loud professors and lousy tippers, so all I really want to do is finish up this last deliver, get my lame tip, and head home. I jog up to the door, ready to drop off and leave, when I ring the bell and wait like 10 seconds before hearing a woman yell “Hold on, I’ll be right down!” Five minutes later, the door finally opens. “I’m so sorry, I was getting dressed still…” you mumble as I begin to look you up and down. Starting at the bottom, I notice a pair of black boots that go up your calves, up these gorgeous and smooth legs, to a full ass that is covered by a red and purple plaid skirt, to a black tank top covering a nice set of tits. And of course your gorgeous smile. After a speechless moment, I say “ten dollars…” slowly as I cannot take my eyes off of you. “Fine,” you mumble and bend over to your purse on

Pics
Hey anyone want a pic... here is a sample of what I can do... I can also do some morphs.. if you want theses done for you I do these for a small fee of 500 fubucks.. please message me with the pick and what you want.. ty luv you guy..muah

Vote For Me!!
My picture will be in this profile soon! If you could please go and rate it as well as give it daily comments that would be awesome! Thank you to all those for your support! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=548838&albumid=797127&i=1038160886&idx=1

Unreal
i was surfing the net today and came across something pretty interesting and then it hit me,thats how most of you godfathers are getting your rankings...its totally unreal and crazy that people cant enjoy the site without cheating..if your curious to know what im talking about message me,i'll be glad to tell you....xoxo

Rip Steven
Steven only had a short life, but it was full of love and happiness. In all his years i dont think i ever heard Steven have a bad word about anybody. As some people may know Steven was Special Needs, down syndrome. But Steven was special in many ways, from the day he was born. He was nearly lost at birth, only an emergency ceasearian saved him and his mum. The only damage we could see at first was he had a club foot. But as he grew we could see signs he was not developing as a normal child should. 2 year old he was taken into hospital for the first time. To have his leg broken and reset to correct his foot. It was at this time he was also diagnosed has sligh down syndrome. Steven then went to a "Special" school, and a very special school it was, it was a school full of love, anybody who has had any dealings with disabled chilkdren should know the love they can show. Steven was a very loving child, and knew everybody - if he didnt know them in his cheeky way he used to say "im Ste

Sweet Revenge
Every night after lights out it was the same ritual for him. He would strip down to his boxers letting his cock free through the fly opening in front. He’d place his pillow on the floor so that, while doing his push-ups, he would not bang it against the floor as his erection grew to full stance. Enough light flowed into his cell from the corridor allowing him to see the photo of her that he would place on the floor below his face. She’s to blame for his incarceration. Yes, he hated his twin brother Marc with a passion, and knew that some of the blame fell onto him as well, but she managed to lock him up where his brother had always failed. Matt’s vengeance for revenge against both Marc and Charlene grew more each day. On his calendar he’d mark off the days until his release. He looked forward to the day when he could walk out from behind these iron bars and wreak havoc on both their lives and collect the revenge he felt he was owed and so richly deserved. Every muscle of hi

Hidden Thoughts
What do you say, when she smiles, and it steals your breath away, when she laughs, making your heart flutter, when she cries, and you would walk through hell to dry those eyes, when she feels alone, and you would stand apon the highest peak to shout out that she isnt, when her heart is broken, and you would gladly give the peices of your own to make hers whole, what do you say, when you want to look into those impossibly amazing eyes, and tell her what you cannot say?

Eyes On Israel
Why is Israel important to Bible prophecy? From a secular standpoint it would probably be a mystery why Israel is always in the news. It is a tiny nation that is about the same size as the State of New Jersey and it has no major natural resources. Israel is important, however, because God made promises to Israel that will be fulfilled. One of the Bible's greatest predictions about Israel has already come to pass. In 1948, Israel was reborn as a nation. The rebirth of the Jewish state should have put aside any doubts that God had abandoned the apple of His eye. He said, "Son of man, these bones are the whole house of Israel. They say, 'Our bones are dried up and our hope is gone; we are cut off.' Therefore prophesy and say to them: 'This is what the Sovereign Lord says: O My people, I am going to open your graves and bring you up from them; I will bring you back to the land of Israel. Then you, My people, will know that I am the Lord, when I open your graves and bring you up fr

Christian Persecution In India
BHUBANESWAR, INDIA (BosNewsLife)-- Over one thousand Christians, including priests, nuns, women and children, have fled to the jungles of India's Orissa State where deadly anti-Christian violence entered its seventh day, a church official told BosNewsLife Sunday, December 30. "The situation is still under tension," in Orissa's communal clash-stricken district of Kandhama, said Leena Joseph a missionary nun of the Catholic St. Joseph order in Orissa, after Hindu extremists' attacks killed at least nine Christians this week and injured many more. "Church leaders and minority Christians have lost faith in the government and police for having failed to protect the minority community," she added, referring to the Christians hiding in jungles. "The government has always passive, inactive and apathetic when it comes to Christians and their welfare," the nun added. It came as police on Sunday, December 30, apparently expelled a national fact-finding mission of Christian officials f

Romans
The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles. Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than th

Need Ideas
I need some ideas for art. Play the game? So, I have a question: Picture this: you have one wish that can be fulfilled. It can be anything you desire. It can benefit just you or it can benefit your friend, or maybe you want it to benefit the entire world. Do not worry about being selfish. Now, take that wish and compress it into a single object. I do not want to know what your wish is, rather I want to know what object you have turned it into.

Life 4 Days Of The Week ..
The Corrections Officer's Creed Current mood: cold The Corrections Officer's Creed I walk through the gate of wrought iron, under arbors of razor wire. The clanging shut of all the gates, is the start of my day. Wondering some where deep in my mind if I will walk out the same way. Voices raised in anger, are the first words of my day, garbage flying down from the tiers reign upon my head. Words of hate and ridicule are their daily song. Why you here boss man? What did you do wrong? Not a blessed thing Human rights are a funny thing, guaranteed to us at birth. But as a guard within these walls, I am sorely hurt, I am spit upon, and cursed out loud. Have urine thrown upon me. All of this is by the ones, the government says should not be free. I guard the lowest of earth's scum, the guilty and the judged. Who have more rights than me. I spend my life as a free man, yet behind these walls of concrete and steel is where I am condemned to be. And all for the simple reason the inmates

It's Open
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Hi People Im Willie
how you doing folks, im willie im into most rock and indie music fave film is natural born killers, i love glasgow celtic football club i have 5 kids 3 who live with me, hate living in england, it`s real deppressing in winter smoking puff is the only thing to do here.

Why Are Girls So Nasty And Men So Blind
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So here goes. There are so many different types of people in this world we see them everyday. I am not talking race , color nationality I am talking the inner part of a person. You know when you see

Me And House Of Pain Pleasure
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Fu Application
You know what to do. It can be for fun if you are spoken for. Or if you are single and serious. Fill it out and send it in a private email 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you

Life Before Computers
A Poem by an Old Timer A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean.... And ram was the cousin of a goat..... Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age, A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 " floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage, Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to m

My Truths
there no such thing as true love, there no such thing as true happyness, there no joy, there no hope, there is no happy ever after marriage, there is no boyfriend, there is no such thing as true friends, there no future. I am a tiny grain of sand. I am insufficant. There is only death. I will never be important to anyone. I will always be alone. Time and people will go on without me. Death is the only answer. nothing you do i this world matter. everyday is the same.

Sex Against The Fence
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. T

One And 1
I was born 1 minute after 8 am I am 1 of 4 sons I hade more the one knee surgery I am scared of one thing Spiders nothing else I will say wants on my mind more then once One day I want to know some one famous hopefully me One day soon I will go back to Europe I will only marry once because I know she will be my One and only I have one heart but try and share with many One year wiser? Take one minute to realize your dream One of these days you will try One of these days it will come true One minute ago I made you believe anything is possible One year from now what will you be doing? We all have had fallen in love once That was your one true heart ache It will happen at least one more time One minute 10 people died of extreme poverty One minute later 10 more will go In the last 3 minutes one died of aids One person can't change the world But if we all stand as One we can We get one chance at life Take it one step a

Poetry
Haiku Night swimming, moonlight Luminous beams on her love Clothes left in the dark Words are babble talk His world is lonely and sad Within his own mind Music is his gift Life reveals lyrics as song Giving harmony Garden Enter my garden, Behold the wonders to be seen. No admission fee or hours of operation, Just you and me. Enter my garden, No need to hurry to make it right. No clock to punch, We have the day and even the night. Enter my garden, Winter, spring, summer, fall. In good weather and bad, You will find yourself in awe. This garden was planted just for you, No others may enter; you are VIP. When the troubles of the day make you blue, Come walk in my garden, you will feel free. If There Is Only One Rhyme I Could Say If there is only one rhyme I could say before you are gone from my life. A line from a song; love will find a way: I never meant to bring our world strife. Sometimes sorry doesn’t heal the pain, And

Dedications
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He Was/ She Was
He was 50, first widowed and later divorced. She was younger, separated from her partner. He was a country boy from the southern U.S. and She was a young woman from a warm country in the Eastern Hemisphere. They met pretty much by chance, on the internet, but they found each other fascinating, and he was strangely drawn to her. They were separated by a continent, and the widest expanse of ocean imaginable, and yet... he thought of her voice and her photos at odd moments during his work day... (How would you write the next paragraph?)

Human Body Facts
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -After the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell. -There are

Charles Schultz Philosophy
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the blog straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest. 4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. 5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress. 6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. They are not second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners. Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: 1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

The Online Addiction Poem
You just awake, your eyes are still shut Still cant quite focus, still draggin' your butt You know you need coffee, can taste that first sip You wait for the maker and put the mug to your lip The feeling is warm, just what you need But you know you need more and its something to read The paper you say? No, don't think so. Not it... It's much more exciting, you cant wait to "click"... You boot up your 'puter, you click that icon... Can't keep from grinning, you're really turned on! When the voice says "Welcome", your heart skips a beat!! You know your addicted ... All the friends that you'll meet. And then you see it, you wait with a stare.... The mail box lights up!! "You've got mail" waiting there!! OH, what a feeling!! You look with delight! You hoped you'd have mail and you knew you were right!! So you go thru the il knowing this is the "Best".. Reading this reading that ... As you go thru the rest. Some you give the "delete" key, others get your fi

Honestly .. Does It Hurt?
Does it really piss people off So bad to recieve a bad rating? Because Im not like everyone else .. Im sorry if i dont feel your a 10 Im not gonna give you a 10 .. and If your like 21874198247 yrs old and fat and ugly do you honestly think they really think your a 10? uhhhhhhhhh nuh .. Not unless theyre like 1289471892347 and Fat and ugly too ..

Hurt,pain, And This Thing We Call Life
“Have you ever been in love? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one person, no different from any other person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats at you and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” Good Night World tomorrow will be a new day...

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Them 11-b's (army Infantry)
My honey heard me comin' on my left right on left I saw Jody runnin' on his left right on left I chased after Jody and I ran him down Poor ol' boy doesn't feel good now M.P.s came a runnin on their left right on left The medics came a runnin' on their left right on left He felt a little better with a few I.V.s Son I told you not to mess with them ELEVEN Bs

You're An Asshole
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude . When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call

What A Woman Should Have.......
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN S

If You Think Iraq Is Bad, Read This!!
This ought to upset everybody How they vote in the United Nations: Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records: Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time. Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time. Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time. Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time. Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time. Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time. Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time. Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Libya votes against the United States 76% of the

Stuff That Actually Matters
You never know what you have until you have lost it, or know you're going to lose it. I have a very close friend of many years. Probably since infancy. *I'm 3 years older than her, so I knew her since HER infancy* Anywho back in May she started having muscle spasms and cramping... we didn't think much about it until she was brought to a doctor when she was diagnosed with a muscle disies. Of course I didn't think much of it. Neither did she or the parents. She just took her meds to keep the pain away. We really didn't know what it meant until a few months later. She started to have joint cramping too. To the point where she couldn't move at all and had to be carried around. Obviously they went back to the hospital and told her that in the future she may need a wheelchair because her muscles won't last long. Then her arms would leave later. We figured it would be a few years before this would happen. So she's on stronger meds, 15, cramping up every few days to t

Haters
ok heres the asshat of the week. This is where it started He dont know BrownEyed Thats right I rated his as a 1 then I blocked him but you want me to man up why dont you turn on your msgs and comments were ppl can actually send you msgs. PUNK BITCH!! so then this gets sent to a friend cause he blocked both of us. what a bitch ok so heres his link Pixie Sticks Do A Brain Good@ fubar

I Miss It All And I Hurt So Bad...
I think about him and our girls and I miss home ~ya know the place to go when ya just cant seem to fit in or things arent going good~..you go home to the people that *love* you, but I dont know if I believe in love anymore..*everlasting love*.. is what I have for my daughters the kind that last for eternity ( that i do believe in and long for )....real love what I have for the rest of my family and close and dear friends the kind that is genuine and authentic...so you see my girls are my world because right now the only other person that loves me is phillip..this is something i wrote and something he wrote years later for me and i am planning on writing something very beautiful for my precious three m's...for now here is what i miss too.... Without You Without you i dont know what to do Have i found that love that is true I am not sure but i know i miss you when your not here And i long for you to be so close and near Without you i feel so incomplete and lost I want to be wi

A Child Of Mine
I received this poem this morning from a dear friend of mine A Child of Mine "I'll lend you for a little time a child of mine" He said "For you to love while it lives and to mourn when it's dead" It may be six or seven or twenty two or three. But will you till I call it back take care of it for me ? it will bring it's charms to gladden you, and should it's stay be brief, you'll have it's lovely memories as solace for your grief. I cannot promise it will stay, since all to the earth return. But there are lessons taught down there I want this child to learn. I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true. And from the throngs that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you. Now will you give it all your love , nor think your labor in vain, Nor hate me when I come to take it back again? I fancied I heard them say " Dear Lord, Thy will be Done" " For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we'll run" We'll shelter it with tendreness

Don Crowther
Don Crowther Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money? Maybe you don't know Don Crowther... but he's one of my top StomperNet professors, and he's been fighting it out in the Internet Marketing trenches since 1996. He wrote one of the first Pay-Per-Click guidebooks, and he's been at the frontlines of the search engine wars since the 90's. But the REAL reason I wanted to have him leading our Social Media research was because he REALLY is a mad-scientist. It's built into his core DNA. Don can't help it. But there's one more reason that Don was perfect for the job. He's a natural born teacher. He's great at making complex stuff super-brain-dead simple to understand. SMARTS Stompernet, stompernet, smarts, stompernet smarts, smarts review, don crowther, How does SMARTS stack up, Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money

The Birthday Blues
I know women go through this and I'm sure sometimes men go through it too. Have you ever dreaded your birthday because you know it's gonna suck? Well, here I am, guilty as charged. Yesterday I waisted several hours crying my eyes out, and I must say it was the day BEFORE my birthday. I was on a roll. I just couldn't stop I cried and cried complaining about the fact that it was going to be a lean birthday and nobody would remember me. woah is me. You get the idea. Thanks to someone I've known for 30 years my daughter has kept me from ruining my life in many ways. Kids can be great like that. She dragged me to her favorite bar (and I can't drink right now. no kidding! could it get worse?)to visit with her friends. I went only to keep her happy. When I got there I was showered with affection. One friend bought me 3 gorgeous roses and a meal so I could stay and take my medicine instead of having to leave early. What a kid. She loves me so much. Then the guy selling roses

At What Point Is It Considered Cheating?
Two old friends find each other on myspace. These people have been good friends before, even dated a long time ago. Innocent letter writing takes place in the beginning, and then it becomes more flirtatious, ultimately leading up to one of the parties re-falling in love with the other. It is hard to figure out how the second part of the equation feels about the situation, seeing the words written don’t really amount to much more than fluffed up nothings. Time goes on and eventually they meet up in the summer at Bumpershoot. This first meeting goes as anybody would guess, just harmless interactions, with nothing else taking place. More time goes on, and eventually they rendezvous again in Seattle at a club. This is after some more flirtatious letters and text messages are sent to one another (provocative picture messages are sent, too.). What goes on in the club and outside the club is unclear, but it would be the setup for the next night. The story goes is that he was

Kids These Days
My sister called this morning and told me that she caught my 10 year old niece smoking a cigarette behind a dumpster in the alley at her house! She was asking my input on what should be her punishment! I told my sis to remember what mama did to me when I was caught smoking behind the church when I was 15...(which was to smoke a WHOLE DAMN pack right in front of her WHILE reading an encyclopedia about the advanced stages of lung cancers..which was full of gross pictorials...DAMN). That cleared my desire to smoke cigarettes right up! I dont think that my niece should smoke a pack but maybe do a book report on the risks of smoking and present it to her classmates or something to that nature! What input should I give my sister? What would you do? A) Tell her to remember what mama did to me... B) Approach it differently..like loss of TV, cell phone, extra chorus, etc...

Letter To My Pets
Letter to My Pets: When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having

Taking Back Sunday (cute Without The E)
well which would you prefer) My finger on the trigger, or (me face down, down across your floor) Me face down, down across your floor (me face down, down across your floor) Well just so long as this thing's loaded And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin let's go... Don't bother trying to explain Angel I know exactly what goes on when you're on and How about I'm outside of your window (how about I'm outside of your window) Watchin him keep the details covered You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker) for a sweet talker, yeah And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head This all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin (the only thing that I regret is that I, I ne

Train
Hi everyone in fubar land, i decided to start my very own train, this train is filled with great fubarians and will travel all over fubar land. if you want on just rate, fan and add everyone on the train. when you send a friend request make suer you put hunter's train in the request once you rate fan, and add everyone send me a message and i'll add you to the train ASAP. thank you and enjoy the ride. ~hunter~OWNER OF WONDER WOMAN & BrownEyedBeauty-DSC- DownTown Bombers -@ fubar WONDER_WOMAN@FUBAR.COM_OWNED_BY_~HUNTER~@ fubar ~♥~BrownEyedBeauty~♥~@ fubar envy is for the weak@ fubar ♥ßlðñÐïê♥§låvê♥ ~N~ R/L Wife~² ♥§r Whï+ê Kñïgh+♥ Ð § Ç@ fubar (R)Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥~R/L Fiance~I Love Kaydee so Deeply!@ fubar *Bomchickawahwah*@ fubar ~DJPhilburg360~~Dirty South Crew~~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan~~@ fubar ~~SugarSpice~~ Owned By Hunter~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠ ~~Co-Fo

An Original Poem A Friend Wrote For Me
Sitting at my desk waiting for you I send IM's I send some shouts Hoping today is my chance to chat with you for if not I will be sad causing me to pout I’d like to get to know you that’s for sure As we have tried once or twice before Without a remedy or certain cure As I know our friend can be so very pure I'll continue to wait as you talk on the phone Counting down the seconds as i tap Know that soon I will leave work off for home Hoping to get a chance to prove myself to Kat Thanks Mr Maryland Man! This is so sweet!">

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the

Big Bisou Song For St Valentine
Approach, approach one will dance the big bisou Big bisou in English that wants to say large kiss. Give you a marrowy kiss At the place that I will indicate to you. Our grandfathers and our grandmothers Made tell lies in manners That they put sometimes up to hundred years to embrace itself It is a memory of the pretty last time Exceeded Join you With the big bisou And initially On the hand Old style Noble and all. Attention on the hand you embrace… Stop! Big bisou, big bisou Just afterwards More closely Known the cheek Attention on the cheek you embrace… Stop! Big bisou, big bisou Parents of our parents Were some time funny They thought that the babies that comes while embracing It is a memory of the pretty time of front But now We don’t care Big bisou… And initially Bolder Smooch In the neck Attention in the neck you embrace… Stop! Big kiss big kiss Let’s carry on On the nose Not below. Attention on the nose you embrace… Stop! Big bisou,

Expressions
OKAY FIRST THINGS FIRST........I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY 6 TATTOOS, MY 13 PIERCINGS AND MY HUGE DD FAKE BOOBS.......I HAVE DONE ALL OF IT FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE AND I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS AND I WILL PROBABLY GET MORE.....THE POINT OF THIS BLOG IS TO TRY TO OPEN UP SOME PEOPLES MINDS.........I WON'T BE OFFENDED EITHER WAY BECAUSE I LOVE ME BUT GIVE ME (AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO) YOUR OPINIONS TOO (YES I AM EXTREMELY BORED TODAY....HEHE) Okay so one of my friends went out last night and posted a blog which is what got me started on this little topic. I love her to death and I am not judging her for her opinion. Her is what she had to say: I love to people watch. I swear, I think I am the only person left in Oklahoma City that has not had a boob job, or tattoo's, or my belly button pierced, or my nose pierced! My goodness!!! With all the boob jobs I saw, I should have become a boob plastic surgeon and I'd be set for life!!! What I don't understand is that when a wo

The Patch
Just a thought guys and gals in the fire services take your department patch have someone you care about kiss it or blow a kiss at it if they are not with you then place that patch in your turnout coat. Superstitious yeah but hey we need all the luck we can have I have recently done this and going to belive it works hell at least you will have that persons love in the fire with you at all times..............Just a thought

Operation Komando
A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT OPERATIONKOMANDO.COM John wrote to tell me that he just learned about Operation Komando. He’s been sending packages to the troops. But he wasn’t aware that the Postal Service provided free supplies for mailing the packages. Nor did he know that it is possible to send items for the K-9 units. That’s right, folks! As part of Operation Komando, you can help our K-9 units, in addition to our troops stationed overseas. And the post office will help! It offers something called the Military Care Kit. Right now, we’re working with the Base Command Group to distribute packages to troops in Iraq. To learn more about Operation Komando and how you can help, visit my site. NOTE: Did you know that we have a special section on our Message Board just about OperationKomando.com? If you have any questions or comments that you’d like to share about OperationKomando.com, drop by here. FORWARD ALERT: Do you know someone who is looking for a way to show support of our tro

Love.........or Maybe Not
And then there is the practical love. See...this is what always gets to me. There is wild-assed crazy in love and all that entails and then there is steady, staid, stable love that supports me and ensures I don't get too out of hand. The question is, which do I prefer? And I suppose it's not a pressing question at the moment. I am capable of taking care of myself, but it is nice to have a love that checks in. It is nice to have a love that thinks about me above others. It is nice to have a love that calls to make sure I am ok before I go to bed at night, when I'm having a rough day. All of these things are nice. And practical. But are they sustainable? Is it more of a gamble to invest myself in love that flits in and out and fills me with inspiration, but cannot be counted on for any other purpose? I'm not sure. Steadfastness and stability seems less of a risk, but is it, really? Are there guarantees in any of it? It seems like, in the end, the odds are about even. Is it selfi

My B-day
well monday is the 21 and its my b-day I will be 33 years old fixing to go threw marrage councling and don't have money to do any thing special besides going to work at 6 am and hope to be home by 3 pm and then just spend time with my lil man who will be 3 on feb 5 and see iiif my wife will spend time with me and what not well thats all for now

Stuck At Work
So I am really bored and my wonderful boyfriend is next to me and we are both trying to figure this thing out and it is really funny actually. but anyways i hate working saturday mornings...who ever decided we should have to work saturday mornings suck. afternoon isn't that bad but mornings are suckie. anyways im done typing about a whole bunch of nothing for today, sorry if you had to read this but hope my nonsense made you laugh! Smile :)

Bikers, Read This.
Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Wont Patrol Brice Street). By Daniel Meyer. . I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too. Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors call this being behind the power curve. It is a mark of experience that when this begins to happen, the rider recognizes the situation and more importantly, does something about it. A short break, a meal, or even a gas stop can set things right again as it gives the brain a chanc

Light After Darkness
light after darkness light after darkness gain after loss crown after cross sweet after bitter song after fears home after wondering praise after tears sheaves after sowing sun after rain light after mystery peace after pain joy after sorrow calm after blast rest after weariness sweet rest at last near after distant gleam after gloom love after loneliness life after tomb after long agony rapture of bliss right was the pathway leading to this

My Second Life
so it comes to my attention that i dont care about my wife anymore and that i dont do anything but sit on my ass all day and ply on the computer and sleep.....im so pissed off right now that i dont need anything from anybody as far as i know it and i have no idea what im going to do about the problems that me and my wife are having right now so with this i say im not going to be getting on here all that much anymore so l8tes

Steppinwolfs Vacation At The Wolfs Den Contest Winners
OK FRIENDS AND FAMILY WE HAS SOME WINNERS I CAN PROUDLY POST FOR MY RECENT CONTEST! THE QUESTIONS WERE WHO WHERE THE THREE ACTORS IN THE SCENE I SENT YOU ALL IN THE 1969 MOVIE EASYRIDERS AND WHAT WAS PUT IN THE GAS TANK OF FONDAS BIKE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE? THE ANSWERS WERE DENNIS HOPPER ON THE BIKE IN THE BACKGROUND, PETER FONDA DRIVING THE BIKE WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG ON IT AKA CAPT. AMERICA, AND A VERY YOUNG JACK NICKELSON ON THE BACK OF FONDA BIKE LO! NOW WHAT WAS PUT IN THE GAS TANK OF FONDAS BIKE WAS MONEY IN A TUBE FOR THEIR TRIP TO THE MADIGRA IN NEW ORLEANS. IT WAS 100 DOLLAR BILLS THEY HAD GOTTEN FROM A DRUG SALE. GREAT AND CLASSIC MOVIE YA CAN PROBABLY DOWNLOAD FOR YOURSELVES ON A SITE CALLED LIME WIRE HOWL! THERE WERE 4 WINNERS TO MY CONTEST AND I AM LISTING THEM IN NO PARTICULAR PREFERENCE OR ORDER. THEY ALL HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED BY FUBAR E MAIL OF WHAT THEY HAVE WON AND SENT A CONGRATULATORY CARD LO! SASSY, HARLEY BABY69, SOMEONE, AND FXYLIL_KITTY. I HAD A LO

My First Contest
Hey there peeps! This is my first contest. I am trying to win Fubucks!!!!!!! Please click on my photo and rate and comment me. I would love all my friends to help me out. I will share the love if i win. Please help me, being as this is my first contest, I would like to feel like I have a chance to win. Show me Luv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx.

Sick
I'm going on being sick for 4 days now. So naturally I've had a lot of free time to sit around and check out fubar, do online shopping, play a few new games, and oh yeah, blog! All of which I usually don't have too much time for. I've spent a lot of my time listening to music, I tried singing along for a bit but that didn't work out so well for me. My cat Bonzai has been keeping me a lot of company, except when he ambush's/randomly attacks/tank cat's me. I barely watch any T.V. so that's not an option for entertainment. I was hoping to be able to go out tonight, my bud Gerry was wanting to go play some pool but I'll have to pass. I wouldn't want to get him sick too. I guess that's all I got for now, I'll leave you with this.

A Long Time!!
ive had this site for what almost two years now? so im gonna start my account over again wanna start over donno why i just wanna start fresh again lol so im giving warning to everyone so keep an eye open when your welcoming people hehe **MUAH!**

The The Impotence Of Proofreading
I thought this was very funny but in some ways not very nice so pardon me if it is unsuitable in some areas. Has this ever happened to you? You work very, very horde on a paper for English clash And still get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=) and all because you are the liverwurst spoiler in the whale wide word Yes, Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence. This is a problem that affects manly, manly students all over the word. I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term that my English torturer in my sophomoric year, Mrs. Myth, she said I would never get into a good colleague. And that¹s all I wanted, that's all any kid wants at that age just to get into a good colleague. Not just anal community colleague, because I wouldn¹t be happy at just anal community colleague. I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation, I know this makes me sound like a stereo, bu

Saturdays......
Ok so heres the deal - I love sleeping in on Saturdays. I got up at 1 pm today not that I was wasted last night or went to sleep at 4 am. I just really enjoy sleeping - this might be a slight sign of depression or maybe even my love of being naked in warm sheets in a dark room. Is it wrong to waste a day or is it a moment in the week when I can just enjoy the silence?

Ash Tree
You Are An Ash Tree You are vivacious and impulsive, which makes you extremely attractive to many. Intelligent and demanding, you don't care much for criticism. You have a ton of ambition and talent, and sometimes money rules your heart. You like to play with fate, and you can be very egotistical and restless. Demanding of attention, you need love and a lot of emotional support. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

My 9 Names
1.YOUR REAL NAME? VINCE 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) VINIZZLE 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) BLACK DRAGON 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you lived on) JAMES ELLSWORTH 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color of your underwear, favorite candy ) GREY ROLLO 7. YOUR JAPANESE NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, then last three letters of your last name.) ILJANT ANO 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name) JAMES MAE 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black MIDNIGHT REPOST WITH: My 9 Names

Biggie Smalls Death
BIGGIE SMALLS DEATH INFO We'll Alwayz B Missing You Early on the morning of March 9th, The Notorious B.I.G. was returning to his hotel in Los Angeles after a Soul Train Award party when another car pulled up aside his G.M.C. Suburban in front of the Peterson Automobile Museum and opened four shot's past through the side door where Notorious B.I.G. was seated and left the world wide loved rapper un-conscious and tragically dying upon arrival to a near by hospital. Not much more is known about his death and not much has been done about it either, to be honest. IS THIS ANOTHER COVER UP BY THE POLICE, AND GOVERNMENT!!! LAPD have since admitted spying on HipHop artists and politics is known to hate the HipHop community. Another theorie is that this was a 'retalliation' for the murder of Tupac Shakur which Biggie was linked to by some. Whatever the reason this is a tragic and unnacceptable loss for all! Biggie's death was a vicious shock to the entire music industry and sent s

Cool
today my life felt like it was eroding beneith my feet, the pain and the bordem of the day was so distressing I could have shot myself in the brain and killed millions and millions of braincells and I would have enjoyed it aswell mostly I could and would have give myself the most horrific death in the entire world it would be worse than Jack the ripper the famous killer I mean the day was utterly annoying

Delete Her!
I was going thru some old emails that i have gotten and came across this one.I decided 2 share it with all of you!~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... ************************* *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** **888888888888888888888** **888888888888888888888** **888888888888888888888** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** *********888888********** ************************* Repost this saying: "Delete her!!!" Remember, the Bible says: "IF YOU DENY ME BEFORE MAN, THEN I WILL DENY YOU BEFORE MY FATHER

Uniform Bashers
I can't imagine how our young men & women in tne military feel , comming home to all this crap.What in the Hell is wrong with you people ...These people are brave enough to stand up for US and our country, so where do you get off!I seen a bumper sticker "IF YOU CAN"T STAND UP FOR THEMSTAND IN FRONT OF THEM. Maybe you should, or better yet go fight for them and try to stay alive doing it.

" Omg I Forgot This "
WITH ALL GOING ON IN MY LIFE , I HAVE BEEN HERE 1 YEAR AS OF JAN 16TH OF 07 . WOW 1 YEAR IT WAS THEN CALLED CHERRY TAP NOW FUBAR . TY YOU AL FOR BEING IN MY LIFE FOR THE YEAR . Thank You Comments AS SOME OF YOUS KNOW ME I CAN BE A LIL DEVIL OR ANGELFree Comments & Graphics THANK YOU FOR BEING MY SISTER AND BROTHER AND FRIEND HUGS CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Nut Jobs
I guess I've been blessed, but today I had an encounter with my 1st FUBAR nut job: This nut refused to believe that I was not some guy she worked with from South Carolina. I tried politely to tell her that she was mistaken, but when she started ranting about lawsuits and reporting me to FUBAR it was time to block her! Gotta love the internet!

Life
life is how you make it not how people make you. some poeple try to change others but they dont look at there selfs as well. so here to the judgers ,,,look at urself before saying something that you might regret cause you my end up on the other end one day. then what do you have to say then??????????????? i hate judgers. there is only one judge in my life that is THE MAN UP STAIRS. be urself not a fake or how someone wants you to be.

Personality Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||| 30% Stability |||||||||||||| 53% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||| 23% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Materialism |||| 16% Narcissism |||| 16% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43% Conflict seeking

Sex And Love
Monday, October 29, 2007 SEX AND LOVE Current mood: contemplative Category: Life there are two words that have come a long way and yet have fallen so far behind love and sex to some people these words are basically interchangeable but in reality they are inflated, overrated and overstated two simple words three and four letters with completely different preconceeived ideas differnt meanings in different cultures, differnt religions, different races, even different sexes these words are essentially as old as time itself and have basically remained unchanged since the beginning of time but our interpretations have changed and evolved and devolved up and down throughout history we have gone from exclusive monogamy to sheer hedonism back to exclusivity back to sexual exploitation where is the middle ground the happy medium the words without the feelings the attachments or the commitments we all have substantial views pe

A Poem A Friend Sent To Me..
An original poem written by Robert > > > Beauty within your heart > > > > > > Close your eyes, touch your heart > > > Do you feel the beat of my heart > > > For within your heart it resides > > > Just a starting point of my love > > > > > > Your beauty goes beyond looks alone > > > It has a lasting foundation within > > > It is the fondness of your words > > > The sweetness and caring of your gaze > > > The fondness of your words > > > The warmth and passion of your smile > > > All this and more makes your heart > > > So special to me > > > > > > Take my heart and we will begin > > > A wonderful journey together > > > My heart has been taken by yours > > > Once they were two, now merged into one > > > Always and forever, a heartbeat for all time

Is This Love
Friday, October 12, 2007 Is This Love? Current mood: contemplative Category: Romance and Relationships has anyone ever loved you i mean like really loved you absolutely unconditional pure unadulterated love no questions asked love im so happy to see you love im here for you love take me im yours love no one can get in the way love no one stop us love i will take a bullet for you love i will kill for your love i will die for you love no one can understand this love no one will ever have you but me love you will be mine forever love its all or nothing love i will have you and no one else will ever have you ....love love? uuuummmmm im kinda thinking that may not be the right word for what this is lets see lust maybe stalking maybe infatuation maybe extreme depravity almost definitely your fucked up in the head most certainly a psych eval is absolutely necessary ummmm yea that sounds a little more like it and yet..... those 3 words cross

Fubar Friends
Maybe I am over reacting. I just want to say that if I have offended anyone on here, please let me know. If I have I am sorry. Also, if I have offended anyone on here and you no longer want me on your friends list then by all means take me off and I will never visit your page again. At least give me the curtousy and tell me. If you dont want to tell me and just delete me as a friend, then I will understand.

Wanna Own Me?
I am officially in Mr Pibbs Auction. This auction will run from January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! *check me out* thx guys and girls :) *click my pic*

You And I
You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives. From now untill the end of time!

Final Knee Update
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee I graduated therapy on Thurs. Therapist said if they had a wall of stars I'd be on there. I have almost totally recovered the use of my knee. On my own I'm within 9 degrees with therapist's help got to within 2 degrees of my left knee. BUT, that isn't the only reason I'd be up there. Normally a person with total knee replacement can NOT hyperextend their knee(bend it backwards)I not only can but can get on my own within 1 degree of my left. Kept telling her may have a new knee but my joints are all double jointed lol. I still have 2 mo that I need to be doing a home program and will have to do stretching about everyday for the rest of my life, but at least I no longer need to go into their office :). I have one final Dr. visit, but he was totally impressed when I went in on the 3rd lol. For only 2 1/2 months post surgery I'm proud to say except for a few aches I'm back to normal IF I am normal lmao. Love you guys for all your support :)

My Happy Hour 01/19/08
BEFORE AFTER MY SUMMARY > Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love.245 members leveled up during your happy hour: boki 'Newfu' (1) Phillipusa1 'Wasted Fu' (7) rfrett 'Fu-ling' (2) OInnocentone 'Twisted Fu' (6) lanaki11 'Newfu' (1) cowboyroy_28 'Grasshopper' (3) inwardhaloo 'Newfu' (1) bigdaddyg75 'Regular' (12) thisbitchistired 'Chill Fu' (4) Amber69 'Fu-ling' (2) BigFish 'Fu-ling' (2)

Why?
I kiss your picture every morning and night Why did it all have to end without even a fight One day you were all loving and caring The next at my heart you were tearing I wish you could understand how much you mean to me Wish there was I way I could just get you to see What you're doing is not the best thing for me I don't want to just live my life to only just be There's a hole in my heart that will never be filled Even though you think this is what you have willed No man will ever replace you in my soul There is just too big a hole I know that you think you are doing what's best But forget that thought forget the rest Come back to me and I'll show you what's true I love you so much I'm the woman for you

From The Average American Male
"She goes back to sleep never knowing that I walk into the bathroom and jerk off into a bottle of special color treatment shampoo that she bought because it was featured on an Oprah show as one of Oprah's favorite things..." - "but then I blow my load, and I calm down enough to wipe off the top of the bottle, screw the lid back on, put it back in Casey's shower, and crawl back into bed with her" "We take a shower together. She uses her special color treatment shampoo. I use the Pert that's been in her shower as long as I've known here - probably left there by a previous boyfriend. Seeing her massage nine parts shampoo and one part semen into a thick lather on her head is more satisfying than any sex the night before could have been."

Demons Of The Night
Demons of the night Come out and play with me I will make it worth your while, Just you wait and see I know what you want, I know why you hide Living your lives in fear, Hiding from what you really are You try to live your lives Just the way they use to be As if nothing has changed, Except the time of day Living in a fantasy While trying to escape Your,oh so hated, reality You hate who you are, Hate what you've become Walking this earth For centuries yet to come No easy way to die, A stake threw the heart I'd like to see someone Get close enough to try Demons of the night, Come out and play with me I will make it worth your while, Just you wait and see I am no ordinary mortal I live to hate my reality, I wish to join your fantasy A creature of the night, Way deep down inside If you look you will see That is really me

Politics
I remember growing up in grade and middle school being taught about dictators and facists deciding what is best for the people. They would have meetings NOT open to the people where they would make decisions about the people, who really had no say anyway. I did not live in that time, nor do I live in an area where this is something forced upon me, yet. It does appear, however, that just sitting around, may place me right in a country that does that. I remember when one of the candidates was given a project by the president. The first thing this person did, was have meetings closed to the public where decisions were made concerning our taxes and our health and wealfare. This same person has often said that the government should make decisions for the people that the people does not like because, we cannot make the good decisions on our own. I find this plenty disconcerting and placed me right back in class where we were learning about opressive governments and the like. Ev

Please Pray For This Mother And Family.how Could Someone Do This?!?!?!?
PMIn the early morning hours of Monday January 7, 2008 the man above threw his four small children ages 1, 2, 3 and 4 months off of the Dauphin Island Bridge.It all started Monday the January 7th, when police say Luong reported his children missing. Authorities say Luong then confessed to killing his children by throwing them off the DauphinIslandBridge. John Tyson, Jr., the Mobile County District Attorney, said, "[Luong] committed a capital murder involving the death of all four of his children. It's stunning news."That confession set off a massive and costly search and recovery operation that's involved several law enforcement agencies, the Coast Guard, and many trained volunteers. Sheriff Cochran said, "It has been a good meaningful search by the many different agencies. We'll pick up the search all day long tomorrow and as we've said from the get-go… we'll be here 'til we complete the mission."The Mobile County District Attorney said Luong is still charged with four counts of capit

Baltimore Ravens-oh Yeah!
Ravens first offered the job to Dallas Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett, who turned down the bid after receiving a raise from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and a promotion to assistant head coach. John Harbaugh started as the special teams coach for Philadelphia Eagles in 1998. He was promoted last year to secondary coach. Now, he will take on the task of the head coach of the Ravens! Hope he has thick skin with an awareness of what it takes to win! Baltimore fans will not make it easy! Go Ravens!

Alone
I'm going to be lonely...thats right, you heard me, LONELY.... I'm going to learn my way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in my life. Welcome the human experience. Why you ask.... because, never again do i want to use another person's body or emotions or sweet talking ways as a scratching post for my own unfulfilled yearnings like i have for years and years..... I'va always disappeared into the person I love. I am the permeable membrance. If I love you, you can everything... my time, my devotion, my ass, my family, my dog, my cat, my dogs money.... you get the picture! I will carry all your pain, I will protect you, i will give you the sun and the rain.... i will give you everything until i am sooo exhausted and depleted that the only way i can recognize myself is to run away and look for someone else to be infatuated with... This has been my cycle... my "man cycle" if you will! I always promise myself it will be different the next time .. and it never i

Wha Chu Wanna Know?
Full Name: Sarah G. Segura Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: midnight blue/black Height: 5'8-ish Shoe Size: 10 Ring Size: 7 1/2-8 Heritage: melting pot Graduating Year: 2000 Birthdate: 10..09..81 Zodiac Sign: libra Concert: violent femmes at bogarts in cinci :) and rilo kiley in orlando :) Best Friend: sean and tyra Crush: i have my crush does that still count? Pet: dont have one but would like to have another mastiff Sport: soccer or if i'm feelin lazy then golf...lol Sky Dived: Not yet, will when i am ready to die... Bungee Jumped: nope, just jumped... Gone out of the Country: Yes to canada for school Beaten Someone Up: uh yeah but i didnt want to. Gotten Beat Up: yeah and again didnt want to...lol Killed an Animal: dont think so... might have killed a frog or something while driving, those suckers are EVERYWHERE!!! Swam in the Ocean: Yes Broke the Law: Yes Smoked: Yes Chewed Tobacco: ewww no Drank: Y

Chili Contest
THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besi

I Am A Christian
When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'." I'm whispering "I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven." When I say... "I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And need His strength to carry on. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And need God to clean my mess. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible But, God believes I am worth it. When I say... "I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain. I have my share of heartaches So I call upon His name. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not holier than thou, I'm just a simple sinner Who received God's good grace, somehow!

For The Heros
"The Final Inspection" The policeman stood and faced his God, which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No Lord I guess I ain't. Because those who carry badges can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough... And sometimes I've been violent because the streets are awful tough. But I never took a penny that wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime when the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around except to calm their fear. If you've a place for me here, Lord, it

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerated injustice and speak against it, I'm defined as a bitch. The same thing happnes when I take time for myself instead of being everyones maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and the strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, s

Confessions
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? HIM 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? MOST OF THE TIME 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? LISTENER 4. Do you take compliments well? NOT REALLY... USUALLY TRY TO FIND OUT THE MOTIVE BEHIND IT... 5. Do you play Sudoku? NO 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I'M CHUNKY SO I THINK I COULD LIVE OFF MY OWN FAT FOR A FEW WEEKS... 7. Do you like to ride horses? YES. 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? YES... CAMP KERN.... LORD HELP THOSE POOR CHILDREN...LOL 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? HUNGRY HIPPO... HMMM MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME... HEHEHE 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, what would you do? 6 MONTHS AGO I WAS ALL UP ON THAT SHIT BUT NOW..... NO AND NOT JUST CUZ I FOUND SOMEONE NOT MARRIED... EVEN IF THAT DOESNT WORK OUT I DONT THINK I COULD GO THAT ROUTE AGAIN...LOL

Own Me
I am In an auction and if you are interested in owning me place your bids as comments at http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=807134&i=2032153809&idx=0 come on and lets see who ends up owning me

Yes I Really Did It
100. First off, what is your full name? SARAH GRAHAM "last name here" 99. Do you pay with credit cards or cash? CASH 98. Do you have a best friend that you can talk to 24/7? IF I REALLY NEEDED TO I THINK I COULD. 97. Do you have any siblings? YUP 2.5 96. Where are you exactly? IN THE LIVING ROOM CORNER... I BEEN BAD... LOL 95. Favorite color(s)? LIME GREEN AND ELECRTIC BLUE.... STARTING TO APPRECIATE BLACK MORE TOO... 94. Who is your favorite NFL team? HATE FOOTBALL 93. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say? "CALL ME I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WORK" -CRYSTIAN 92. Your TV is on Tuesday night. What's on TV? NO CLUE... 91. Who sits beside you in 3rd period? I'M IN COLLEGE... WE DONT HAVE "PERIODS"... BUT LORD HELP WHO EVER IS SITTING NEXT TO ME DURING MY OTHER ONES!!!! LMAO 90. Who's the last person that you kissed? FERNANDO, 5 MONTHS AGO, GOT HIM SICK TOO BUT HE DESERVED IT... 89. Who is the first B in your cell phone di

Ice Fishing Week 5
Sunday Departure: 4:30 am Destination Quabog Pond East Brookfied Ma.Species Northern Pike First Trip out for the Notherns Won't be Available,Sunday till After Patriots Game.Hope everyone has a Great Sunday.Hugs an Peace.

Control
After the excitement of the rest area we decided to get a room. We found a hotel and stopped for the night. We entered the room and found a nice posted bed you smiled at me knowing the fun we would have. You stood across the room doing a teasing dance as I sat in the chair and watched. Slowly you swayed to the music teasing me you began to do a strip tease for me. First the shirt you didn't bother undoing the buttons you ripped it open exposing your beautiful breast to me. Teasing by covering and uncovering them to me. You moved closer to the chair teasing me with your hair. As you came to me you reached out your arms pulling me to my feet, then striping me first my shirt then my shorts reaching down you played with my shaft leaning in you whispered how you were in control kissing me and pushing me back to the chair. Teasing and dancing you then took me to the bed where you smiled and blindfolded me. Laughing i heard you unzip a bag and walking over towards me. You took my h

Ice Fishing Sundays
Sunday Departure: 4:30 am Destination Quabog Pond East Brookfied Ma.Species Northern Pike First Trip out for the Notherns Won't be Available,Sunday till After Patriots Game.Hope everyone has a Great Sunday.Hugs an Peace.

Venting
I am so tired of the jealous insecurities of people here. They always amaze me.. The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence and unless you have walked in my shoes or lived my life you do not know. So don't judge me or pretend that you do... bad choices of the past are just that, the past. I've made bad choices, and I'm far from perfect but I don't blame anyone for my mistakes, or hold it against them. So don't blame or take it out on me for yours. I had the choice to either wallow in self pity and continue to use it as an excuse or move on. I moved on. I suggest you do the same. I come on here everyday and leave my friends comments, if I don't leave you one that day doesnt mean your any less of a friend.. If you send me a gift thank you for thinking about me. When I receive a gift from anyone it is much appreciated and try to return them stating my appreciation for the thought. So don't go hating me cause someone sent me a gift or I them

In The Name Of Love
In the name of love have you made such dumb mistakes and not made sence ? As if your mind isnt there a thinking ? Your lost suspended in time some where .. Yet your right here.. You make no sence at all..>Saying things that come out wrong with a wrong meaning..> Such things causes hardship throught the relationship. It should be so easy to love someone ..But yet so hard to think and do and act right. If you never have known love at all before.Have you ever been worried that love will stop ?..Yet that guy is saying , no it wont, im here ,ill never leave you..Have you ever had a guy say, why you always making me prove myself to you ? I couldn,t comprehend this .It didnt register to me ,I was doing such a thing. Unconscious I was, ( not thinking )not knowing ,I was scaring love away . Yet I was for_warned many a time and it didn,t sink in.. Till one day , he took a break to think things thru..... Yet he is back now ; We are learning lots about each other ; Im being patient too...Wer

Crush
crush Am i yours you ask, can you keep me you say. I've been yours from the very start. You treat me like an angel, give me wings that make me fly. I'll keep you forever i say, only in reality i keep you in my heart. My heart jumps at the very thought of you, skips a beat when i talk to you. Love you ask...not quite, something small yet meaningful. A crush is what i call it, the root of all hope. The hope of being with you, to see you smile everyday. Think what you will, but a crush starts it all. So this poems to you, to let you know what you are. An important part of my life, I could not ask for more. Dedicated to:john robert beatty

Mother-in-law
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks

Good Luck/bad Luck/dumb Luck
GOOD LUCK is when opportunity meets preparedness. Prepare yourself, and look for opportunity. Don't give up easily. BAD LUCK is just normal everyday circumstance, combined with DUMB LUCK. Everyday circumstances happen to EVERYBODY, but the things WE do day in and day out, before and after the myriad of occurrences determine HOW BAD or HOW GOOD our luck is. ANY circumstance can be BAD LUCK for people who are TOTALLY unprepared. Dumb luck is what happens when you do stupid things and don't think about the possible consequences. Here are some examples: 1) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, talking on your cell-phone, THINKING you are COMPLETELY capable of being a good driver AND a good conversationalist at the same time. Keep doing it, and you will regret it. 2) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, and you SEE the person across the intersection from you tal

New Rules For The Mortal Angel Family
I RECEIVED TOO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE 4 LETTERS I HAVE NEXT TO MY NAME.WELL HERE IS THE ANSWERS AND IF YOU FEEL OR LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY HERE IS THE RULES: RULES FOR Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. ( Ŧhe Mortal Ängel Ғamily) THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY THIS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING LOVE AND RESPECT TO EACH OTHER AND TO HELP PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONES FACE... THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE,CARE,RESPECT AND SUPPORT. HERE IS THE HEAD RULES,IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE SUBMIT THEM SO THEY MAY BE DISCUSSED. ANY UPDATES OR NEWS REGARDING THIS FAMILY WILL BE POSTED AS A BLOG FOR ALL MEMBERS. 1~A SALUTE PICTURE: MUST BE SENT TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF ITS NOT ON YOUR PAGE. IT WILL NOT BE DISPLAYED TO THE PUBLIC.IT IS FOR CONFIRMATION PURPOSES SO AS NOT TO ALLOW FAKES INTO THE FAMILY. 2~N.S.F.W PICTURES: NAKED PIX OF YOURSELF OR OTHERS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED OUT OF RESPECT FOR OTHER MEMBERS. 3~FAMILIES: a)MEMBERS CAN NOT BE IN TWO

Animal Abuse
Create a Free Slideshow we have to stop animal abuse....... lets start with you....... get involved....... help out your local shelters..... report any abuse you see or expect....... be a hero ...... animals ask for very little in return for all the unconditional love they show.......

Wondering......
Lately I have been wondering about my sanity. I have contemplated the possibility of a mental problem. My family history is full of nut jobs and my poor head was banged around a lot when I was younger. Sometimes I feel like a freak because of all the racing thoughts I have. I have a lot of highs and lows too. I'm trying to find an equilibrium, but I am not able to reach it yet. I hope that my inner strength holds out until I get there. Stress seems to be so common right now and there is a part of me that wants to hide out until the storm blows over. I think I created the storm and the other part wants to brave the storm. So my world is spinning frantically as my mind has an a arguement on how to proceed. I hope this storm blows over soon so I can relax just enough to focus on what's important in my life.

Klub House Models
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My Color
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?

Blacker Than Black?
By Julie Steenhuysen CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. researchers said on Tuesday they have made the darkest material on Earth, a substance so black it absorbs more than 99.9 percent of light. Made from tiny tubes of carbon standing on end, this material is almost 30 times darker than a carbon substance used by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology as the current benchmark of blackness. And the material is close to the long-sought ideal black, which could absorb all colors of light and reflect none. "All the light that goes in is basically absorbed," Pulickel Ajayan, who led the research team at Rice University in Houston, said in a telephone interview. "It is almost pushing the limit of how much light can be absorbed into one material." The substance has a total reflective index of 0.045 percent -- which is more than three times darker than the nickel-phosphorous alloy that now holds the record as the world's darkest material. Basic black paint, by comparis

My Online Journal
IT'S ONE OF THE FASTEST GROWING SOCIAL NETWORKS ONLINE. IF YOU HAVEN'T JOINED YET, NOW IS THE TIME. YOU CAN CAN MAKE SOME MONEY, AND THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU CAN JOIN FOR FREE AND NOT HAVE TO PAY A DIME EVER!! HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!! In order for me to get the link in there I had to do it like this. The URL is r period yuwie period com backslash smo415

Me, A Submissive? We'll Find Out!
Do you want to own her? Come bid on her Auction opens at midnight Central Time She is offering: -All pics, stash, and blogs rated during happy hour. -All 100 11s one day out of each week when the rates reset. -Owned by you in my name -A special "Owned" blog written for you including your link. - A weekly bulletin to remind everyone who I belong to and to pimp you out. -8 photo salutes made just for you by me. (2 nsfw included) -3 video salutes made for you by me. (1 nsfw included) -For 2 hours of each day my Online Status will be set in relation to you. -My Yahoo Messenger if you'd like it though I am here more. -My phone number for one special phone call. AND -A special email including 20 of my most nsfw pics that will not be edited with stars like some here on Fubar!

What Should I Do
why is it in life when you want something you cant never quite get your fingers on it.well thats what going on with me and i dont know what to do i was dting this young lady that i happen to love very much but there is so much going on in here life that she pulls away from me even when i try to back off some i have a problem because i dont want to be away from her it makes it bad enough that we dont live near each other but to have something esle bring us more pain is hard to deal with so if your reading this leave me some advse let me know what i should do should i move on until we get things str8 or keep trying to work it out .

My Poem
Words Of Love ~Diane T. (Me)~ From the vastness of the heavens To the ground beneath my feet Through all eternity Words of love for you I speak They sail across the oceans They fly across the lands Like time within an infinite hourglass They fall with each grain of sand They light the fires of passion in my soul My heart then takes to flight Like the rising of the full moon That lights the darkest night They move through all the seasons Weathered every storm Flourished with all your kindness Withstood your harshest scorn I put these words to paper Though your eyes may never see They hold a great importance For you are everything to me

How Many Women Truly Want This?
How many women out there truly want this sort of thing? I mean I find it kinda hard to believe that this is exactly what women really want. I only say this because in my past experiences this is not what they wanted. I was actually told once that i was "to accommodating". ( whatever that means ) So I found this and read it and just had to post it in hope to see what I get from everyone. when she walks away from you mad follow her *when she stare's at your mouth kiss her *when she pushes you or hit's you grab her and dont let her go *when she starts cursing at you kiss her and tell her you love her *when shes quiet ask her whats wrong *when she ignore's you give her your attention *when she pulls away pull her back *when you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful *when you see her start to cry just hold her and dont say a word *when you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind *when shes scared protec

Present For Wife
.A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I was home alon

Another Hater Or A Faker?
I might become another hated person on here but who cares. I think this person I am going to tell you about deserves all this. His name is Chris. Apparently is 21 and currently a Top Promoter for Fubar. Well he came in a lounge and started to treat the laddies and gentlemen with disrespect. We gave him warnings after warnings and then we kicked him out...he kept coming back and we finally banned him. Well his ass couldn't get enough attention and he needed more. He started to fuck with the people in the lounge in their shout boxes. Including mine! Believe me, this gets better! telling me all this shit. blah blah blah. Started to give us 1's. Sorry fucker, you still get points for it!! Plus its happy hour...you get double points. LMAO! Then he gave me a comment on one of my pictures. Proof! Here comes the Shout Box conversation. What I got from it. Its rude...FYI! ->~*D∋...: I dont have all day ->~*D∋...: ....... ->~*D∋...: who likes a hater?

Untitled
In the danger of the hollow a lone candle shallow breathes air of consolation burnt short the tinder bent spirit flicker almost gone outsid looks in appearances deceive those who feed the flame believe it will burn forever a tempting glow curls long fingers licking lips whispers linger while tears hang on tears clinging to shattered glass impossible to be sure who holds what together a memory climbs me like cherry wood smoke melting my heart to nothing a drained candle where the wax has gone as a bitter wind belches spewing dreams on the wall yet the flame smolders deep to snuff it out before it's time cruel as the ruin of one silent goodbye

Poems Please Comment What U Think
A MAN WHO I LOVED MORE THAN LIFE TOOK ME AS HIS WIFE A MAN WHO I GAVE MY HEART TO BROKE MY HEART IN TWO A MAN WHO I I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR WALKED OUT THE DOOR A MAN WHO WAS MY MOON LIGHT MIST SHOWED HIS LOVE WITH HIS FIST A MAN WHO WAS MY ONE AND ONLY WALKED OUT AND LEFT ME LONELY NOW THAT MAN I DONT KNOW WHY STILL HS A WAY OF MAKING ME CRY MY LOVE FOR HIM IS NOT THE SAME I KNOW I AM PART TO BLAME dedra

Silence
In silence I speak to u I ask the questions you won't answer I tell you the things I can find words for I sing your praises without saying your name I hear the answers you won't say Darkness I can finally see I see what we are here for I can see the beauty of it all I hear the song you sing without saying my name Through the distance I can feel you I can taste your touch I can feel your warmth I hear your heartbeat through the distance For it's inside me

Ddr (dance Dance Revolution)
ok, so I went out & bought the DDR game for the PS2... I now have my bf hooked on it & he wont let me play anymore... so tomorrow I'm going out & getting a second dance pad so we both can play & then that way when it's raining outside we can still exersize & still lose weight or gain muscle. =)

The Rules
LEVELING LOVERS This family is for fun, its not a demanding family, shout at another member to see if they can help, if they cant then go to the next it is a big deal. There is something else I want to I need help in the family so I need some staff so if anyone want to help please let me know. HAVE FUN (that is a must) Harrassment is a definite no-no whether it is a family member or another family it will not be tolerated what so ever... Respect Everyone. We're all humans on the outside, therefore we have feelings, everyone- deserves respect. Treat each wolf as you would liked to be treated. Our goal is to help all our fellow members level up. Please, be sure to welcome all new members! We just ask that you rate them with 10’s or 11’s and maybe leave a nice comment welcoming them. Everyone will have a badge made for them. Also, please be sure to check my blogs often for any updates!

Contests Results
First off i would like to thank all the people who entered the contest, and to the people who rated and commented on their pics!! I know there was a lot of confussion on how i ran my contests and i definately saw a flaw in the manner to which i was doing it so it has changed if u saw the first blog about the results!!!! Ok enough blabbing here are the winners Place-Name-Average rate-Total # of Rates- Total Rating 1st - perrtypiercedpooter with 10.35 (49) = 507 2nd - pisces1971 with 10.19 (41) = 417 CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS!!!!!!!! i will be getting out the prizes either tonight or tomorrow

I Am Sorry
I would like to say I am sorry for not returning the love to those who have been nice to me by rating me these past few weeks. I have been under the weather and in a lot of pain so I have not been on as much, but i will have a full weekend off coming up and i will do my best to at least leave some comments and rates to all those on my friends and family list as well as my fans lists.. I hope everyone has a great week and I hope to chat with everyone soon

When Do Parents Become Parents?!?!
16YR OLD STABS TEACHER MULTIPLE TIMES DURING SCHOOL HOURS... MY SON GOES TO SCHOOL HERE...THIS IS SOME SCARRY SHIT!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PARENTS??? HOW DOES THIS CHILD HAVE ACCESS TO WEAPONS AND HIS PARENTS HAVE NO IDEA??? SERIOUSLY, LET'S STOP BLAMING THE SCHOOLS AND THE TEACHERS FOR THESE KIDS. WHEN THE HELL DO WE START LOOKING AT THE PARENTS ?? AT WHAT POINT DOES A PARENT NOT KNOW WHEN HIS/HER CHILD IS NOT ONLY SO VIOLENT THAT HE HAS BECOME A DANGER TO SOCIETY...BUT, THAT HE/SHE HAS WEAPON(S) IN OR AROUND THERE POSSESION?!?!?! AND PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU CAN'T WATCH THERE EVERY MOVE LINE..OR THE WELL I WORK SO MANY HOURS IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP WITH THEM...OR WAIT MAYBE THE..WELL YOU KNOW TEENAGERS THESE DAYS ....OR IS IT THE...WELL I HAVE TO WORK 16 JOBS TO MAKE ENDS MEET SO I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME I WOULD LIKE TO BE AS GOOD OF A PARENT AS I SHOULD BE... OKAY..THE WAY I WAS RAISED..YOU KNOW EVERY DAMN MOVE YOUR CHILD MAKES...ESPECIALLY AS A TEENAGER...I

My Names Is Kat!?!?
probli not of any interest 2 anyone lol bt i likes it =D x Are You .. 1. A Cuddler? yup 2. A morning person?: PAH ! 3. Are you a perfectionist?: sumtimes .. can b pretty lazy tho lol 4. An only child?: no (N) big bro & sis

You Can't Handle The Truth
Ok guys and gals I have given this a lot of deep long thought and after careful and serious consideration I have decided not to vote for a president come November. My reasons may seen to most of you a little self centered and foolish but to be as honest as I can here it is. NONE of the canidates can be trusted to run our government. The are all making empty promises which they know they cannot keep or that they have NO intention to keep. I believe what we need is a president who will not make these empty promises in fact the only promise he should make is one simple promise to do what he can to effect changes. STOP with all these "If I am elected I promise to give BLAH BLAH BLAH", what they really is saying is that you as americans vote for me so I can screw this country up more than it already is. Now come on people who honestly believes a political canidate when they make all these promises. We all need to seriously sit done and consider what these people are saying and then turn aro

My Berry Tree Business
About berry tree business all businesses are a like but the differance is the people. With this company and The Unity Team you will never be left alone and with The Berry Tree, you cant fail because its a team effort and we work as a team. With berry tree there is a free trial and the sign ups are growing weekly, free trial members upgraded to full membership within the first week because they were offered an incentive of one Berry Member Credit upon joining the program. The free trial is a great way to promote this business and everyone benefits from this awesome opportunity. The products are very easy to promote and sell, also we are all over the world and are berry greens will be coming soon it has the same nutrients as 8 servings of vegetables.And it give you a way to make great money also. There are monthly bonus pools Once you have a combination of 10 personally sponsored members plus BMC's you will earn from everyone in the program. If that is not an incentive to become a m

Details How Berry Tree Works
Hey how are you well my name is Gaylon and this is a home business called berry tree and the great thing about it is its a team effort so you cant lose no matter what everyone helps everyone how it works is you would pay a monthly fee and its very small and that covers your advertising, auto ship of the product an a web site overhead, And the product is o2 corral that mainly works in helping supply the best oxygen to your body. How it works is the month after you get signed up you get 2 credits and then everyday after that you get half a credit but this is how it goes once you get 10 credits which isnt hard to do and you get 10 referals you level and thats called a tier. There are 3 levels silver,bronze and gold for every referal you make 27 dollars so once you get 10 credits that happens fast and once you get 10 referals you level to silver which is 144 dollars a month then you opt to level again you will be a bronze then you level again 10 credits 10 referals you get the point how it

Hunted Spots
From http://www.carpenoctem.tv/haunt/hi/ If You Know any other spot -- Please Post them in a Comment on This Blog and Where it at and what kind of Hunting it is!!! Oahu Aiea Aiea High School - located on Lalani St. The school was built over an ancient burial ground. There have been reports of strange figures in the R Building area, and strange noises have also been reported all over campus. Hauula Pounder Beach - Kukuna Rd. It is said that the old foundation of a house, on top of the rock, is haunted by a woman that died trying to save her drowning child. She walks aggressively trying to find her child. She seems angry with anyone and everyone. Late at night, the child's cry for his mother can be heard, as w

My Lounge
I am so open to suggestions on helping me with my new lounge and if i can get enough people than it becomes our lounge. That being said any tips for that HTML crap......kinda lost here.....lol any help advice suggestions comments complaints are fully welcome.....thanks everyone

Friend's With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

The Gift Of Knowing You
THE GIFT OF KNOWING YOU There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.

Poetry
PROMISE I'll never forget, the first that we met, I remember it like it was yesterday, It's stays deep in my heart, the day I found you.We have preomised that we would give to each other all there is to give for as long as we both shall live. I never want wealth or fame, I only want you to have my name. I only want to wear that tiny band of gold and always have you to hold.I will keep my promise to you, I will never be untrue, even though sometimes I will be away from you.I will never break your heart, I've always loved you from the start, I must say to you this very special day, I wont let it take my pride, I want you to be my bride. I will never let you feel empty inside, I will never break the ties that bind, I will never leave you behind, I will never let our love die.So I will make another promise to you, my love, we will live and we will learn, and where ever you may go, my heart will always follow.And now it's plain to see, that the promise I have made to thee, will show in t

Hereo's
Why God made Paramedics When God made paramedics, He was into His sixth day of overtime. An angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." God said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." "He has to be able to lift three times his own weight. Crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals, and he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," God replied. "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic ha

Our Military Hero's
Hearts are heavy now, dear Lord For WAR is looming there. Our prayers are calling out to you, Our thoughts too much to bear. Be with our loved ones--THEY NEED YOU. Guide them, lead them, see them through. Bless our leader, for we know, He asks Your blessings, and needs them so. Protect the innocent, shield their lives, As bombs and missiles streak the skies. Open our hearts and fill us with grace, Guard our loved ones in that place. This I say, in earnest prayer, THANK YOU LORD I know YOU'RE there.

I Dont Get It...
for the last year or so my life hasnt been that well...been goin thru a lot of bad things....and trying to pull my life back together..but it seems that everyone i know in my family has their own negative opinion of me... if i was just bullshitting with my life i would understand them being like that...but i am actually fighting to stay afloat and none of them even know what i go thru on a daily basis... i am trying to get my shit together so i can move back to ky cause i thought things would be nice being back home but its nothing here for me... i dont expect a break from anyone but i dont think its far to judge someone that u dont even know what they are goin thru and that u really dont know....

Pics
ok here we go it's going to kinda short.I have been on here and when I go check out pics alot of people have perty much most of thier pics private.What is the sence on that.But then they want you to score thier pics.But all it is is backgrounds and stuff like that.I do have one pic on here that is not for everyone to see but I don't have most of mine blocked.What I think if you put pics up on here then let people see you then.

Smoking
ok ILLINOIS passed a law.No smoking at any public place.You have to be 15 feet from the front door or back door.Here is the twist.You can't smoke in your car if your in the drive-thru either.Because the law says you can not smoke by any window that can be open either.Now that sounds like bullshit to me.I am in my own truck and now they are saying I can't smoke in it.Don't get me wrong I understand about the front door but my own car no way.If they start to crack down on that in the drive-thru then most of the fast food place will lose alot of money.They need to look at the bill again and redue it.

Rip Mom " Alzheimer's"
My Beautiful Mom battled Alzheimer's for 4 years, She lived with me and as hard as it was at times taking care of her if I had it to do all over again I would do it in a heart beat. You were my mother and my friend, Which was unusual. Somehow our characters still blend: Your wisdom and my will. I turned, and you were there for me; I spoke, you understood. I felt cared for, but also free; You loved, and I was good. I'm fortunate that I was born To someone just like you; I love you still. Though you are gone, You live in what I do. Would I do it all over again ? In a heartbeat I would do it again Nothing can take away from me what I did then I did the best that I could....I gave it my all And now I can hold up my head ....and forever stand TALL I couldn't, I wouldn't change what I did for YOU It was done out of LOVE not out of some due! If you had stayed here for a thousand years It would have been worth all of the tears You taught me lessons throughout my life Ones I u

Reasons
Things Happen For a Reason Sometimes we sit and wonder why in the world things happen but they happen for a reason. Maybe it's to open our eyes to see what's going on right in front of us or what might happen in the future. We never know from day to day how things will turn out but we should always hope for the best. No matter who you are mad at never leave that person without letting them know you care. For the simple reason they may not be here tomorrow or next week. We never know who will be next. I regret things that I say sometimes but I try to make things right by telling them I'm Sorry. I lost a brother it will be a year July 26th. I hadn't talked to him or seen him for 5 years and I regret every minute of everyday for not staying in contact with him but when I talked to my dad I would always ask him if he had talked to him and tell him I said hello or something. It happened for a reason. I miss him dearly but I will see him again in a matter of time. I'm not sure why but I t

Sids Rip Jackson
My first grandson Jackson passed away from Sids at 2 months old Dec 28,2005. These are some of the pictures I took of him the 2 months we were blessed enough to have him in our life. Only The Best A heart of gold stopped beating Two shining eyes at rest God broke our hearts to prove He only takes the best. God knows you had to leave us But you did not go alone For part of us went with you The day he took you home. To some you are forgotten To others just part of the past But to us who loved and lost you The memory will always last

About Big Show
im 32,6'3" 245 lbs, live in maine(love the cold)(wife hates it) spent 12 yrs in the army fixing heli's. love my family, motorcycles, dirt and street, old cars 68-70. 69 dodge charger is my fav. been around the world....

I'm This Girl...
I'm the girl who gives you her heart, and hopes you don't break it in return...If you break it, you can keep the shattered half. You don't get a second chance. I'm the girl who never gives up hope with you.. I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but if it means that much to you, I'll try anything... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to e

Things
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next

My Blogs
As I lay there on that stretcher I had realized it was almost Night fall. With my leg broken, My Head gashed Lights flashing, I wondered, " How did I get here?" 10 hours earlier: I was awakened by the sounds of sirens and screams, I jumped up to see what was happening only three houses down from my mom and dads. Now being home for a Vacation is supposed to be nice and easy you would think. I arose from my bed and went to the window, A scream pierced the house like a cold chill on a hot summers day. I looked outside to see a Man, A big man, monster in size, Like Mean Jo Green Of the old Pittsburgh Steelers, holding little Jimmy Moore in his arms with a knife to his throat. I threw the pants on I had worn just the day before and ran down stairs only to see my mother at the door clinching her face and screaming no no no. See, Little Jimmy was like a son to my mother. Jimmy would come over to her house and help my father rake the lawn, and leaves, tend to the flower ga

I Am Looking For Age Gap Relationships
I came across a best place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. Maybe you wanna check out. http://www.agelessfriends.com

Where I Live
The newest Jones County ripoff is here: The property reassessment. As inflation has increased 19 percent since 2000, my taxes have risen 78 percent since last year with no improvements. With the housing industry in a tailspin, how can this increase be justified? I went through most of the appeal process. First to the tax commissioner (automatic rejection), next the board of appeals (big waste of time). The next step is a jury trial before the Jones County Superior Court. Well, I don't have a lot of confidence that I could get a fair trial in a county where almost everyone knows someone working for local government, the school system, has kids in school or somehow has their finger in the tax pie. Everyone I've dealt with so far is on the county's payroll. Why would they want my taxes lowered? I thought counties weren't allowed to reap windfalls due to reassessment. Well, $176 million sounds like a windfall to me. Yeah, they tossed a couple of crumbs (less than 2 mills). Am I the o

A Little Help Please!
I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Leggs*Sarge's Bad Girl*Stiletto Girl*FuSista Co-Mngr*Sisterhood@ fubar

Whiners
who are all the fucking whiners that bitch about everyone elses mumms? i am tired of extremely personal mumms and the people that bitch about the content. the whiners that never post mumms, they are the ones that believe they are better than everyone and can degrade nonstop on others polls. i have been known to post a negative comment or 2, but its getting out of control. stop bitching on anothers point of view!

Back From The Trip!
Ok I am back from the long trip. Over a month. 15,000 miles later. What a blast! Seen the sights, met the people and drove the miles. Lots of photos in the photo section. I have more but they are not all gonna be put up since there are hundreds! I know that there are only two people on this list that missed me but just so yall know that I missed getting on here and making trouble! Have a great week and hopefully I will see ya'll later!

2nd Alarm Hotties
ONE NIGHT ONLY FEB 9TH 8PM- 10PM EST THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES WILL BE LIVE ON WEB CAM WITH DJ IROC BRINGING SOME KICK ASS TUNES DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS EVENT IT'S GONNA BE A HAWT ONE. IT WILL BE A PRIVATE EVENT SO BE SURE TO CLICK THE LOUNGE LINK BELOW TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click above to enter lounge

The Secrect Behind The 911!!
The Secret behind the number 11 - Pretty Chilling Read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a skeptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) . 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincid

Whodoesn'twant This
What woman doesn't want to feel: ~ like the ONLY woman in the room ~ desired beyond recognition ~ to feel the want/need/desire in his kiss and touch ~ to be so happy that even when you miss him you can't help but smile, because he makes you that happy.... What woman wouldn't want this? When you find the man that can make this happen, you have something really special, and should treat it as such. You are special yes, but don't forget the man that is reminding you that you are special. I think that us women can be selfish in this aspect...Let us not forget how special that man is. ~ I love you! ~ Thanks (even when not necessary) ~ I need you ~ (heck kiss him for the hell of it) ~ and most importantly, if you really do like him/love him..... TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR AND MAKE HIM FEEL AS WONDERFUL AND SPECIAL AS HE MAKES YOU FEEL. There are ups and downs, in every relationship. There are conflicts of interest and time. But we do what we can to make it through....and w

Fubar And Ratings
More and more each day I get shouts or fumail expressing apology for rating me low then re-rating me "proper". Or someone will ask me how they can make it right after someone has blocked them for a low rating. What the heck is going on? Have those that live off ratings finally made most everyone paranoid? Each time I tell the person that it's okay, been there done that when my page has jumped and that not EVERYONE will spit and gnash their teeth because of a low rating they always reply that they've been attacked for the mistake either in shout or fumail. What's wrong with that picture? Holy Fubar, FUBAR! It's only a website, fun yes, popular, YES Addicting? Heckz yeah...but attacking someone for rating lower that YOU think you should be rated is really screwed up. I know there are Fubar Bullies out there, but I hadn't realized just how bullying they have become. Mistakes happen. Some people catch the mistake and correct it(if that isn't what they meant to rate) and some do

I'm Up For Sale!!!!
Have you fantasized about owning her? Well, Now is ur chance! Don't miss this opportunity! NSFW Auction Going on NOW! B the top bidder & You will own her for one month! As well as many other great things! Come see! (repost of original by 'Nyha ♥ Mari's Fu~Fiancee ♥ **DJ 4 PyRat** SpokeSister of The Sisterhood**' on '2008-01-20 00:52:29')

My Thoughts On This And That
To Someone Special: ...I can't wait to attack I want to drag my nails down your back... ...I can't wait to feel you near It's your moan I long to hear... ...I want to run my hair along your naked chest kiss your lips, make it your best... ...I want to feel you beside me love me, remind me... ...I want to feel your lips on my neck and on my hips... ...I want to feel you behind me to my left, and then to my right... I can't wait to hold and caress you each and every night... What He's Done For Me: For so long I've been lonely drowning in my tears, no one there to listen or help me face my deepest fears. No one there to shelter me from this world so full of pain, no one showed me rainbows everytime I saw the rain. No one there to give a damn about my broken heart, no one to pick up the pieces everytime I fell apart. But, finally someone came along and took the time to know, all the hurt and pain that I tried hard not to show. He took the time to realize how much I've had to pay,

Kurt Angle's Dui
Even more bad news for Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle, as the Associated Press has picked up on him having to stand trial for driving under the influence. Below is the article released today: Pro wrestler, Olympic medalist Angle to stand trial for DUI CORAOPOLIS, Pa. (AP) - Professional wrestler and Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle has been ordered to stand trial on a drunken driving charge. Moon Township police say they charged 39-year-old Angle on Sept. 28 after a motorist told them Angle cut her off while pulling out of a bar parking lot that afternoon. A police officer testified Tuesday he went to Angle's Moon Township home, where the wrestler admitted to driving the vehicle and drinking a few beers at the bar that day. Police say Angle failed field sobriety tests and refused a blood test. Angle's attorney says police couldn't place Angle in the vehicle at a specific time. Angle won a gold medal in the 1996 Summer Olympics

Back To Something I Once Loved!
recently i have been struggling with my commitment to writing in my journal every day... either i have been too tired or i just didn't feel like the day held anything worth writing about... but last night i had a dream it was kinda off but for some reason i remember it very vividly.. i was in a random store and it was filled with beautiful journals... some were blank inside with no lines... some had only lines... but the ones i was drawn to were the ones that had decorated pages with prompts and questions in them for you already... things like "what is your favorite childhood memory" or "name two things you learned today" things like that... well as i thought about the meaning of this... i suddenly thought about my high school English classes and how our teacher would give us a composition prompt every day and we would have to write a page... i use to love doing that cuz i wasn't directly writing about my self but learned about my self that way... so i looked around on

Double Your Fun
You KNOW you want to call me YOURS!!! Kinkstar Sin and Cre Cre have put themselves up for auction not once... but TWICE!!!! Double your chances of winning one of us! The first auction (NOT safe for work) has already started! Click the pictures below to bid on Cre Cre and me. You know you want us sexy little bitches lol Come on, don't be shy, give us what you got and you'll see what we can give!!!!! The sexy as hell ♥ Çrë Çrê ♥ and The one and only Kinkstar Sin PLEASE!!!! Don't post unless you ARE BIDDING. SERIOUS bids only. Add Nyha to see the pictures and bid Please REPOST or STICKY or BOTH!!!!!!

No Fucking Drama Allowed!!!!
This goes out too all my FUBARIANS out there friends and soon too be friends.Please do not shout out too me about your man problems or anything else IF you're just looking for drama between me and another FUBAR member.If I have posted this blog in error I apologize but but I have worked too damn hard too get the real life friends I can actually see and have a drink with come Friday night too fuck it up over some fucked up drama on here.Once again if I have posted this blog in error I apologize ..... (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) SINCERLY SMOKEDOG 777

Sid Vicious
Story posted by Tim Brown on January 17, 2008 Between The Ropes January 11th, 2008 Archived online at BetweenTheRopes.com Former WWE and WCW World Champion Sid Vicious recently sat down with Brian Fritz of Between the Ropes to discuss Ric Flair, a possible return to WWE, and more. Sid addressed the rumors regarding a return to WWE in the near future. “Well, honestly, I’ve left in in their court over there. I did a show up in Connecticut … actually, I was working with (Jerry) Lawler. Johnny Laurinaitis at the time was the talent coordinator for that company. Now I heard last week and this week as well that he no longer has that position. And all these are rumors, of course, and I don’t know anything to be one-hundred percent true, but I feel like he has been replaced and I don’t think someone would tell me that if it wasn’t true … Really, these talent people, they don’t have the say-so; it’s going to be Vince or whoever’s running the show. And I’m sure that they know I’m avail

Why Athletics Don't Have Real Jobs!
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." ........................................... New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." ........................................... And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." ............................................. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." .............................................. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy

Dont Mess With Single Mothers Emotions
Comments on abndaddy82: ~~SWEET MA... January 20, 2008 @ 11:51 am baby i love u so much i cant wait to go to nc and wait for u but i was thinking it would be easier to just have cheryl and roxy move in with me and wait for u togather save us girls on rent.i mean we might as well all live together since u love us all so much.maybe we hang with the wife too. you u might have played us in the beginning but ur game has ended point us.oh by the way thanks for playin celia too.ur breaking both our hearts .but asshole this will all fall down on u and me and the girls will be laughing it up and ur expense.goodbye roxy_princ... January 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am Okay baby..you know i'm going to be moving to NC soon. I can't wait to be with you in June. But I was just wondering, should I look for a house on my own or with BehindBlueEyezz and Sweet Mami. Since you love all of us so much and want us all to move to NC and be with you and have your baby and spoil us. Gee gonna be a house f

Lol Family Lounge
The family now has a lounge to hang out in with each other and our friends.Sin & LOL Family Retreat! I redid my lounge for us to use as a family. It's meant to be a place to talk and ask for or provide help for other friends and members of the family. I encourage you to bring your friends and hang out with them there, but also to "lurk" there when you're not talking. Lurking is needed in the lounge because the lounge owner receives fu-bucks based on the amount of people and time spent in the lounge. The income from this lounge will be used in the future as prizes for family contests, so it all will come back to the family in the end. If you have any questions, please send me a shout (if it doesn't go through, add me as a friend first). See you there! Kinkstar Sin Chairperson LOL Family

Boyfriend
Wonder if there is a man out there that would do all these things??? This is the man I want!! When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hoody [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure

What Words?
Words twist and tumble Through my mind But I can't grab the right words Or the right lines So we sit In silence But it’s not uncomfortable In fact I love it You rest your head upon my chest As we lay there Lovers entwined Hearts entangled You raise your head And look into my eyes And I see our love As if it is a real FORCE I don’t ever want to lose this moment You lay your head on my chest once again And now I can feel your heartbeat And my hearts skips with joy And I finally find the right words I’m looking for I love you from now till the end of time!

Rules For Flamming Hearts
1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. 3) There will be no bombing unless it's for a memeber of the Flamming Heart and it does not interfere with us leveling. 4) All newbies will go through Latina69. No exceptions. Always send new recruits to her. If she is not around then and only then send to Founder or Co-Founder. 5) If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation find an Enforcer. They are here to help you out! If one is not avaible you can then look for managment. 6) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling

Why
Why is it that when you tell your ex to leave you alone, she can't. Since i told her to leave me alone, she has slandered me, played bullshit games of send people in the bar i hang out at to check on me, and then of all things she calls me for money, WHAT!!!!! Why is it you don't want to be married to me, but since the divorce you think about me, but you can't seem to realize that you need to grow up and learn to live life. But back to the story, I get a call last night while i am at the bar. She is at the bar next door trying to get in, but she lost her money supposedly, so what does she do, she calls me and asks to borrow a dollar to get in. HELL NO!!! I told her i was not going to do that and hung up. well a few minutes later, she text me saying that she got in and thanks anyway, do i care, NO! So then to top it all off, she has the nerve to come in the same bar as me, just long enough to look around to see me. What do i need to do to get rid of you for good!!!!!! I just w

My Latest Poem--needs A Title Tho
I wonder, do I ever cross your mind Do you ever wish you can turn back time Back to when we would laugh and smile Picking up the phone, each others number we would dial I am blessed to still call you friend And I hope that will never end We were as close as two peas in a pod In the end it was my heart that you robbed Do I continue to sit around and wait Because deep in my soul I know its fate Or do I give up and let these feelings go I need you to tell me because alone I don't know We once made a pact with each other That we wouldn't give up on the other But you have moved on and I feel perhaps I should too You'll always be apart of me, just like my rose tattoo Copyright ©2008 Donna H.

Have Something To Say
There are times when I have seen or heard something that makes me want to put pen to paper. For a long time now our men and women in the military have been laying their lives on the line. When asked why, I have heard two common replies, "it's my job" or " it's what I do". Not one time have I heard "because I'm better" or "I'm in it for the glory". There is no glory in sleeping on the ground , or not being able to take a hot shower. There is no glory in eating a meal out of a package , or walking 20 miles in heat that is hot enough to fry eggs. There is no glory in missing the important times in their families lives. So why do the Army, Army National Guard, Army Reserves, Navy, Marines, or the Air Force do what they do? I hope the USCoast Guard will forgive me for using their moto but to me it's very fitting. "SO OTHERS CAN LIVE" They are four words that mean so much. Those OTHERS being you and me, our family and friends. They are the ones that h

Boredom
Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] Marry me [] Have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lap dance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Are you going to repost this so i

A Sunday Update!!!
So, I think it is safe to say I won Dantes Sexiest MILF contest. Everyone pulled together to help me bomb the crap out of my pic and it closes tonight and I am up about 8000 plus votes. SO YAY! I also have the most rates on the pic which is a bonus prize as well. The fubucks won in this contest will help me pay for some of the prizes I am awarding in my contest! I am hosting my first contest! I wanted it to be different than sexiest this and that and not a popularity contest! So, it will be rates only and has a funny theme that will hopefully produce some entertaining pics to look at! The more people the better. There is a blog all about the contest so you can check that out. BUT, you have to take the funniest pic you can come up with with 5 random household items. COOL, huh? So something totally original. It will be neat to see what everyone comes up with. I am still fighting for Hottest Mummer against the awesome Misterfeet. I sat on a 200 vote lead and got a little too comfo

1/20/08
well you would never believe the voicemail i got this morning... My son's 'sperm-donor' called and informed me that he spoke of my delinquint child support and my son told him that he would not come and see me until i got it caught up... bear in mind that whenever he's with me he tells me he doesn't want to go home. then the best part of the message: "well, you can have that computer back you gave devlin, i'll buy him a new one. You need to start paying cause i really need the money." is that not the stupidest thing you have ever heard. I can't wait for my lawyer to hear this! but on the other had, i am so pissed off cause i talked to devlin this past thursday night to make sure i was to pick him up friday. He said yes. then at 5:30 friday, something told me to call 'the dumbass' to make sure everything was ok. he said devlin was already at some friends house... blah blah blah.... what the f#ck ever!

Is It Sex, Or Romance
Are you a Romantic, or is it just Sex? You not only must answer each question, but, if there is a why to the question, you must answer it as well. And please, put some effort and heart into your answers. No one-liners’ or worse, one word answers like ‘because’. Let’s keep it fun and interesting. I am incorporating some of this into my next romance novel. I need some input, so please be honest. Let’s get the typical preliminary portion of the survey out of the way first: What is your favorite season? Why? What is your favorite color? What is your favorite food? What is your favorite fruit, and why? (Now here’s the part where you actually tell why!) What is your favorite drink: alcohol and what, or non-alcohol and what? (You may put both if you wish.) What is your favorite cologne? What is your favorite scent on a woman? How does that scent make you feel when you discover she is wearing it as you breathe her in? What does it do to you? Does it

Family
hello to all of my fu family friends and fans,,, i have not been around for a while due to my illness,,,it has pretty much keep me in bed becuase it hurts to bad to get up. i am been trying everyday to get up a little more all the time. my legs r getting worse and on top of all thats headhunter662's which most of u know is my husband,,,,his health is getting worse,,so please keep us in ur thoughts and prayers as we r going through this tough time right now. I thank and love all of u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Need U
Hey If u are reading this thanks for stopping by. I am in need of anyone who has the time too comment just a few times on my picture so that I can win a blast. This is the second contest I have ever been in and I need ur help please. TESA THIS IS THE LINK TOO THE PHOTO BELOW THANKS

Rates And Stuff
Ok, some people take rating people on here too seriously. If someone takes the time to rate my pics and me a 10, I usually return the favor. However, some people like to downrate people. I got rated an 8 today. Not my pics, just my profile. So, I went to their page and looked through their pics and then rated them a 5. Nothing against them, but not my type. So I did a middle of the road thing by giving them a 5. Then the person shouts me with "why a 5". Well, why an 8? lol Seriously, come on. If you are going to rate someone less than a 10, take a look at yourself and see if you are worthy of that 10 or whatever you rated them. Ok, stepping down from my high horse.

Yoga In The A.m.
Hey everybody, So this morning I get up and I go get ready to do my morning yoga. I stopped running a few years ago since my knee was injured in Iraq. But now, I'm starting to think that I should start running again.... maybe not as constant or as aggressively as I did before but go at my own pace and just enjoy being outside and by myself. Now, I've never been a flexible guy, most guys in my family on both sides were farmers and cornfed Oklahoma guys that if you mention the word Yoga, suddenly their best Star Wars reference comes out and the jokes on you. Regardless, I think I will go for a run tonight. After being sick for so long it feels really good to have my energy back today, so I may as well go for it. Peace out bitches.

Death Bed
Like a needle in my eye, screaming and kicking whilest the pain enrages me, whilest I become blind. Like a pierce in my skin, like a sharpened dagger,pushing harder, forcing it within. Like the thorn from a beautiful black satin rose, ripping the skin with glistening flesh exposed.. Like a fingernail pushed and torn from its bed, like a daisy uprooted to bury the dead... Like the gripping sting while salts rubbed within your wounds,whilest I ingrave your label within your tomb. Like the fading light we all see when we fade, we all end up in the bed we've made.... as written:~*Twist'a Fate*~

Knowledge Is Power
I ran across a blog on Barack Obama on one of my friends' pages. I myself had known it to be fiction, but I wanted to post this anyway just to educate a few peeps. I'm not saying vote for him or don't. Before you blindly just repost something research it. Who Is Barack Obama? Claim: Illinois senator Barack Obama is a "radical Muslim" who "will not recite the Pledge of Allegiance." Status: False. Example: [Collected via e-mail, January 2008] If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Ob

In The Beginning
Its a new year and I have emerged into this fray with little clue as to how its going to turn out but that doesn't mean I as 'fresh' as this place labels me... fubar...facebook...myspace...aol...more of the same in many different facades and as one who not necessarily created the internet but was very much responsible for making the original world wide web as expansive as it has become I revisit the same party in new digs... (Fade in from black to not so typical modern day bachelor pad) Hark! What light through yonder window breaks (sound of glass shattering!) it is a brick, with a note..... from Juliet (that wench!) 'Romeo.... oh Romeo....... WHERE THE HELL ARE YA! I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THE CORNER BY THE BUS STOP FOR OVER AND HOUR YOU DEADBEAT!.....' (sound of crumpling paper and an over the shoulder toss to the trash that is nothin' but ash can..... (he shouts through the broken glass) 'Keep yer panties on you tutonic titwillow! ...and scene..... ...and so it begins folk

Real Wicca
the Real Wicca We don't fly on broomsticks We don't raise the dead The bad things you think of wicca Are really in your head. We don't believe in hell And satan and all that junk We don't dress all goth We don't all dress punk. we DO believe in God but also in a Goddess they are both considered equal and at least we are not godless. please don't try to change our minds because it will not work we won't try to make YOU change consider that a perk This is the path we have chosen You can choose your own But don't pull us onto yours We're standing like a stone.

How Kinky Are You?
How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Very KinkyYou are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner Very Kinky 60%A Sicko 30%Average 30%A WUSS !! 20%

The Wedding Plans
It seems that Febuary 23rd is coming up fast and there is so much left to do for our wedding... Moxy helped with getting the invites addressed and the actual invitations aren't even complete yet,lol. We have the hall reserved but we don't have hardly any of the decorations. We are going to get the license this week, but we still don't have anyone to do the ceremony. Can anyone loan us an extra week this month? ok, gotta fly. Laterz Dave

Babies Flingin' Their Poopie Diapers!!
Ya know.... I like to consider myself a decent person... not perfect... but just the same.. pretty much a good guy.... So I decide to build up some points and rate a few pics... and WOW!!! First JoJo slams me for downgrading her pics average (and frankly I didn't see anything that said I had to rate her 10 minimum and geeze to be honest... she ain't no friggin 10) and then next thing you know I rate this chick named SerenitY a couple of 8's and even a 9 and she comes back and rates every one of my pics a 1 What kind of deluded babies does this site allow in to slam honest opinions????? Didn't realize I had logged on to IneedpamperscauseIamspoiled.com I am sure I will post more on this later...

I Really Want To Win A Happy Hour Please :d
I am in a give away for a happy hour. This one is really easy. I need 30,000 comments to get this. If i had all my friends comment bomb me i will have this quick :). I am giving an extra incentive to all that help out. I am giving away 10 fubucks per comment left. So that means if you leave a 1000 comments that is 10,000 dollars. You don't have to leave all the comments in one day. Even if you could leave 100 comments a day. I have helped alot of my friends in contests and helped them level. So i am asking if you all can help me get this. This will be the first thing that i have won. Thanks so much to all my friends. All you have to do is click on this beautiful lady's profile rate fan and add her. Thank her for hosting this great giveaway. Then bomb my pic :) Lucy Rate, fan, add the host to comment on my pic please Sherrylicious@ fubar This is the pic for the contest

Bullshit
guys really piss me off sumtimz!they say i love u and neva wanna b w/o u but then they can go off and fuck anotha gurl or not call 4 a cuple of days and xpect everythin 2 b all good! im not ur damn bitch so the sooner they get tht through their fuckin heads the betta cuz their not the only one out there!

Fill It Out
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

My Decision
i had a decision basically forced down my throat today but it aint so much that as wat my reaction is. Basically im tired everyone says that the pain in life is part of it and to get over it and move on. or that if it dont kill u then it makes u stronger. well im tired of always haveing to be the strong one im tired of ppl useing me to fix their problems then turning around and kicking me in the teeth for my troubles. personallly death would be a blessing for me. at least then i would be at peace from the memories and the pain. yes i have thought about eating the bullet, i have gone so far as to have the loaded gun under my chin and my finger caressing the trigger. y didnt i apply the 3 lbs of pressure idk. today the woman i love that i truly love told me that she is pregnant. now for the other shoe it aint mine she broke up with me the night before thanksgiving. and then went and got pregnant. wat am i supposed to say to this i have no idea im the one that everyone runs to with a prob

Im Up For Bid
WELL IM UP FOR BID SO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONALL SOLDIER MEDIC GO BID ON ME... Ok so here's the deal..I am being Auctioned off to the highest bidder starting today January 18, 2008 until last bid is accepted @ 1 a.m.PST January 25, 2008. Please stop by & help me out. I will return all love shown to me throughout the contest. Thank you for all your help!! Let the Bidding Begin!! Here are the Rules: 1. You may bid on anyone you like even on yourself. 2. Your bid has to be HIGHER then the previous one. 3. IF you have SERIOUS ISSUES with anyone that bids (IF THEY ARE STALKING YOU) please inform me and i will romove them from the auction. 4. NO rude comments. 5. You may bid with Fubucks, Tickers, Blasts, ViC's or Happy Hours. 6. Tickers, Blasts, ViC's and Happy Hours are above ANY fubuck bids. 7. All the proceeds go to the person being auctioned. 8. I am NOT responsible if some one renegs! 9. I am Only in this for the points! 10. At the end of the auction the

Slightly Random
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 Slightly Random Current mood: optimistic Category: Life when things start to happen you have to go with it go with it and follow it untill it makes you lead because when you transition to leading it shows you have learned from your mistakes sometimes you dont even realize that you have learned a lesson until the situation presents itself you make a different decission then you normally would have made its the mistakes that make you lead and grow and bcome the person you know you are and want to truly be mistakes are our lifes lessons not always neatly packaged with easy to read instructions no... its a time honored fact that mistakes hurt to heal mistakes anger to please mistakes worry to satisify mistakes heed its ugly head to show the beauty within without mistakes we would never learn or grow and the cycle of error would only go on and continue until destruction has taken over and for some of us destruction is all

Global Warming, Really?...
Ok as most know I can't stand George Bush. I'm watching 60 Minutes and see that the White House is routing all climate related documents through them. They are also deleting things and changing the documents to make them fall inline with Bush's line of thinking. What the fuck man? Is money the all important factor. Just because some people chose to sell their soul for a dollar doesn't mean everyone else should be forced to die in the process of a few people making money. Why would a group of people be willing to get rich while everyone suffers? You can have all the money in the world, but if the oxygen is unbreathable, the waters are flooding lands then wuts the point of living rich when u have to walk around with an oxygen tank n a snorkel?....

What Do You Really Want
Monday, October 01, 2007 What Do You Really Want Current mood: confused Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes it goes without saying when you want something you cant have it and when you dont want something its right there for the taking or in some cases forced upon you why is it that when what you want is accessable and virtually attainable its still at a finger tips distance away no matter how hard you try to get it it either slips away or is just a hair short of your reach you spend your entire life deciding on what it is that you actually want you take the necessary steps to set out to achieve it only for it to not happen it seems to just slip right on through your fingers its right there right in your face you can taste it you can feel it you can even smell it yet, as you reach and reach and strain and struggle to finally get it within your grasp poof gone like a mirage in the oasis your left with sand in your hands in place of the cool clear

Fed Up
ok so apparently me and my x fiancee were trying to work out our problems and trying to start a new relationship. you kno getting to kno eachother all over again. but he was saying stuff on his myspace that had nothin to do with me but about him and a differant girl and her x bf. i am so sick of men and their lies. so enless there is a guy that convince me that not all men are ass holes and complete liars and jerks i am completely over and done with men for good.cause right now bein a lesbian looks damn good to me.so if you want to convince me that men are not complete ass holes get a hold of me

Wow Wtf Is Wrong With The World!!!
Wow I can’t understand this world sometimes! my son had a awesome bike we bought him a few years back got stolen last year when he was in summer school! That same month he gets told he has MS !! I fought hard to get him another bike! We got a bike from cknw as they had heard about his situation and wanting to help him stay strong they got him a new bike for his birthday! It was a sweet ass bike 1,400 Then my son goes out today to have a ride on his bike and someone follows him home he brings his bike in our home and this person just walks into our home and STEALS his bike Can u believe some people I am glad he was not hurt for his bike I just find this so disturbing that someone would have the balls to come in someone’s home and take the harsh thing is my son only came in to pee this was all done within a few minutes He must have been on crack!!!!!

Fubars #1 Diva
FUBAR'S #1 DIVA Oopsy Daisy RIGHT HERE JUST CLICK THIS PIC BELOW Have you added her yet? No! Then what the hell are you waiting for? You all this is Oopsy Daisy one of Fubars best. This woman is flying off the board in new friends and profile rates.. She really didn't need my pimpin here but I couldn't help myself today. I felt like I needed to show this woman how very specail she is to so many people on here not only that but just for a little bit see if I can toss some extra love her way... I love sharing with you all the coolest people I find so we all can benifit from having them on our friend list. I work every hard on thes bullies and background.. This just doesn't take a few minutes.. In many cases it takes me a few hours before I come up with what I hope will be a very nice stylin bully for you all to enjoy.. Lets not let my hard work and time go in v

Bullshit
i'm sure this has been posted many times but couldnt stand it any longer. I dont see what it would hurt for people to actually post pictures of themselves instead of pinup models. i think it is much sexier if people are actually proud of who they are. enuf said

Annoyances
How many of you have been hit with the following: 1) Somebody calls your name, you answer, then get hit with the following question: "Are you asleep?" Logic dictates that if you answer, you are not asleep, OR you are NO longer asleep. 2) You are busy working on a project and someone walks into the room, looks directly at you and asks: "Are you busy?" There are times when I am asked this question and I just want to take the person out, stake them over an ant hill, wait till the ants have had a good two hours at em, then ask: "Are you uncomfortable?" 3) You just take a bite of food, a person turns to you, clearly sees you are chewing something and asks: "Are you eating?" 4) Someone has really gone way overboard pissing you off. Your face is red, your hands are shaking, you have an expression on your face that would make the devil himself run for cover, and they ask: "Did I upset you?" 5) From my military days: While on a NATO joint exercise I was l

For Me And My Battles
Music:My Curse by Killswitch Engage Get Yours: Music Codes> > From: ?Lil Bit ? Date: 19/11/2007You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same thing

Azrael
I am the shadow of everything that has been and of everything you have been. I am both the bringer of memories and forgetfulness. I shadow you all of your days, and hold you into the night. I am the soul of sadness and the bringer of joy. I exist for but a moment as you pass between worlds, yet I am forever trapped within that moment, within the twilight that is fleeting, yet as certain as the dawn. I am the water that licks the land and then recedes, each time taking away a bit of one shore and depositing it on another. Every grain of earth I overtake is hallowed. Every soul is in my sacred trust, albeit briefly. I am the voice of melancholy. My whisper shall always stir in your soul. Come to the edge of twilight and heed the point beyond the silence Stretch yourself into the distance to where I wait with hands extended to catch your tears and blend them with my own So shall you drown in the dark waters of remembrace Then you shall weep no more the tears of sorro

Where Have U Been.....
Ok to answer all those "where have u been" questions.... I've been busy as shit w/ dr apts. yea and i get the next question.. "are you sick, u ok"... im fine, i been goin to the docs a lot cause im pregnant! and No you can't be my baby's daddy, Morphine's got that covered.

A Brotha's Apology
I see you sittin there...so together but inside the tears keep fallin I see the anger, the disappointment inside...I hear a voice that`s calling at nights end...u pretend it doesn`t matter that there is no one waiting at home-WELL, I know it matters because I too am alone. NOW FOR EVERY MAN THAT EVER HURT YOU, FOR EVERY TEAR THAT FELL FROM YOUR EYES..HERE AND NOW I`D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE! I`M SORRY for the many nights you spent staring at the phone, I`M SORRY for the birthdays,the holidays...just the days you spent alone, I`M SORRY for the other women that made you feel less than the queen you are, I`M SORRY that he reached for the moon when in his hand he held a star, I`M SORRY for the broken promises,the broken ribs and blackened eyes behind tinted shades, I`M SORRY for the fear you had,the risk he takes. I`M SORRY that the only time you heard I LOVE YOU was when he found himself between your thighs, HERE AND NOW WITH MY SOUL,WITH MY HEART, TO YOU....I APOLOGIZE. I`M SORRY

The Health Benefits Of Beer
When you reach for an ice cold mug of suds on a hot summer day, you're not just quenching your thirst, you're doing something healthy for your body -- seriously! What if your doctor prescribed you a medicine that could reduce strokes, heart and vascular disease, and the incidence of cataracts and breast cancer cells? You would take it every day, right? Well, you won't have to see your doctor for this remedy, but you may want to visit your favorite bartender. It's fairly common knowledge that beer has a relaxing effect on the body and can reduce stress, but there are a myriad of other health benefits of this potent potable that are not as apparent at your local happy hour. There has never been better reasons to enjoy a cold one. So test your beer health IQ. The Healthy, Happy Hour Beer Quiz: True or false? Beer is good for your heart. True: A Dutch study conducted by TNO Nutrition and Food Research found that a known reference for predicting future cardiovascular disease,

Sorceress
See my flesh,Look at me. There are scars inside of me. I am beautiful,if you can't see. Want me to lift my shirt? It won't happen. Cause I have such great dignity. See my eyes,Look inside. Come awhile,And sit tonight. Can you see the Oceans Storms? That is my soul,Ravaging,Torturing, All those that get in my way. See these ears, They heard your screams. And I heard voices, In my dreams. And you begged for a million things. I stopped and climbed, Into a hollow tree. I let the branches take over me. Ivy grew inside my loins. Poison Ivy took my poise. This hair is sparkles, Like glitter and stars. You laid and look for a small while. And Then You cried, Because you knew, That you had lost the love that was true. I am the sorceress. I took nature inside my body. My Teardrops fell into a river. And then I floated and hit rocks. The fishes ate away the impurities.... I ended up in a swamp,The frogs laid on me like lily pads. I stood up,And felt

Life With Unblind Eyes
You say that you love me But you are not sure For you even doubt your own feelings From within your Heart and Soul You live in this world Letting your mind control Over your Heart and Soul Not truly living at all it seems The very mind you have Can lie to you all the while Unlike that Heart and Soul Hidden deep within your very being Come and see what I mean To live with your Heart and not your mind To truly be free and blessed Within this world and realm Granted living as I do now May cause you some heartache and pain But in living life this way You are no longer clouded and blind Open up your Heart Let it see past your mind Threw renewed eyes and light To the purest joys of the night Rejoice in this new found happiness For that is what it is and will become A life with out anymore lies A life to live to the fullest of times.

That's A Fact
1. Women blink nearly twice as much as men 2. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do 3. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it 4. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night 5. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair 6. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open 7. All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20 8. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple 9. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt" 10. Almonds are members of the peach family 11. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910 12. A snail can sleep for 3 years 13. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class 14. China has more English speakers than the United States 15. The electric chair was invented by a dentist 16. The strongest muscle in the bo

Hello Dear.
Hello Dear, Can you see me? My hair has a new style. I bought a dress in a smaller size. Put on my best smile. If I want to hear a compliment I will have to wait a while. Hello Dear, Can you hear me? I asked "How was your day?" You're focused on the TV again. Do you care what I have to say? It must be to much to ask that we talk some more today. Hello Dear, Can u feel me? I'm eager for your touch. I tried to hug you earlier. A kiss would mean so much. It must be hard to take the time. I'll wait till there's no rush. Hello Dear, Do you miss me? You've been out quite a while. Wouldn't it be bice to take me dancing? Show of my great smile? I hate to be alone all the time Going that extra mile. Hello Dear, If I can't be seen. I have no value in your eye. If I can't be heard I have no reason to cry. If you can't feel my touch. Then I no longer care to try. If you dont miss me. Then you'll understand Good-bye. Written by Naomi Jo Rush f

Yes, I Have Been Very Bad....
Hello to my awesome peeps! I am sorry I haven\'t had much Fu time lately. I just put my house back on the market, and have been very preoccupied with that. I just wanted to take a minute to say to all my awesome friends,\"Thank you for always showing me the love you do!\" I don\'t always get a chance to comment back when I would like to, but it\'s great knowing you are thinking of me. I just had to put this info here so you know why I have been quiet lately,lol. Hopefully, things will get to normal again soon enough. The responses I\'m getting from potential buyers is better than I anticipated! Hopefully , it will go quickly. Thanks again all, and I\'m sorry for seeming so neglectful and had to say thanks again for understanding, and for the amazing amout of love you always show! Hope to catch up soon!

Emotional Backstabbers
This is for all you emotionally crippled people out there who actually need to feed off causing drama. And you know who you are. You need decide to look in the mirror and ask yourself what you want out of life. Ask yourself and look at what your life is going to be like in five years, two years, TOMORROW! You should stop making excuses to yourself and everyone else why you are in the position you are in, and quit looking for a miracle or someone to 'save' you. The universe doesn't work like that. It's up to each and every one of us to find our place and fill it. We all have to make our own way in this world, because no one will do it for us. It's time to grow up a bit take some action. You have no right to ATTEMPT to fuck with the minds of people. Furthermore, it is particularly insulting to attack someone using methods that invade a bond of love and violate everything friendship represents. And recruiting others (who cannot even fathom what's actually going on) to for fuck

Just A Rant Needing Some Vent Time
ok my ex "fred" is a a**hole! he ASSUMED that i am a complete idiot. i bought a new laptop and was playing around with it. he asked me to give hima ride home from work the same day i bought the laptop cuz he bought a chair and needed to get it home. well im a nice person at least in my mind so i gave him a ride home. well w are sitting there talking about this that and the other..ya know just shooting the s**t while he put his chair together. i told him clear as day that i know how to rip music from my cd's as well as download software like limewire to my computer and get music and other file from there as well. so as you can see i can operate the computer and even surf the 'net. i may not spell correctly and have a ton of typo's but a computer illiterate i am not. i did graduate from a vocational high school with computer technology as my course of study. so yea i have some idea as to what i am doing. another thing is he totally is trying to make me the bad guy and the reason are rela

My Life I Love It
There has been so much going on in my life The last year...Lets see I meet back up with chris after not talking to him sence my 10 grade year of high school..We stared talking last November of 2006 Said we did want to hook up...We Got together December 6,2006 we have a great relationship June 19,2007 I found out we were haveing a baby...On October 17,2007 we found out we were haveing a baby girl....We are still together we have been together for a little over a year...Our baby girl will be here any day now...I have to admit i never thought i could love someone as much as I love him i would give up evrything for him and Kirah...they are my world

Monstergirls
FILL IT OUT: What would u do if I: » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smoking: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized: » I ran away from home: » I got into a fight and you weren't there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: » Personality: » Eyes: » Face: » Hair: » Clothes: » Mannerisms: [1] Who are you?(Name, Age, City Or State Or Both) [2] Are we friends? [3] When and how did we meet? [4] How have I affected you? [5] What do you think of me? [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? [7] Got A Cell? [8] If Yes Whats Your Number?(Dont Need To Give) [9] Do You Live Alone? (If So You Can Use Your House Number If Wanted) [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? [8] Do you love me? [9] Have I ever hurt you? [10] Would you hug me? [11] Would you kiss me? [12] Would you fuck me? [13] Are we close? [14] Emotionally, what stands out? [15] Do you wish I was cooler? [16] On a

Kiwi Thinks
I am going to turn 21 on Feb 6th! Soo i need some hints, ideas, on what to do on my 21st birthday, it is on a weds! Which sucks! I thought about throwing a huge ass party! But thats like a lot of money? But then i thought about clubbing! Or bar sitting! I dont know. Drop by and give me some info!!!

Piru 4 Life
Who thinks that the world is actually gonna end in 2012....... That is the prospective date that the world is suppose to end all pre-determined by several people just a couple to name the Mayans and Nostra Damus and Edgar Casey what so you think leave me a little note ok

Hard Choices...
in europe,we have[also!!!] corrupted politicians,stupid presidents,incapables governments....so,when the elections come,its a hard time 4 us 2 make a good choice...BUT,2 elect a black moslem..or a woman...as president!!!???!!....america is in deep shit this time,i think!....

My Trips
to those who read my blog about reno i did great in reno in my bowling tournament and since i did so well they have invited me this year to go to alberque (sorry missed spelled)new mexico. it was an experience on that trip so now it is really going to be an experience when i go to new mexico cause i have never been....so i will be there in june for four days and i hope i do as well this year as i did last year...if any one can tell my goal in life is to be a pro bowler so i can win lots of money instead of working a 9 to 5 job monday thur friday when i can go in one weekend and make 3x's the amount that i would make in a months time...so i hope this makes since to yall cause i know it does to me and if you set goals in life you will soon get there in jesus name amen

To My Brother
to my fam twent five i got it never forgot it shit to raw to pause it drop that shit in my closet now look were time has brought us from my fam twenty both of us have whole new lives i will never forget that look in your eyes when you thought i might die it makes me cry the feelin inside of not bein by your side is the reason im alive a love no one can divide im alright inside you no know one can break my pride twin cameros racen side by side no one is perfect but you know i tryed even thoe it gets cold some times and its hard to follow the lines i know that you be haven my spine tryn they dien two stogs for life 'TEFLON DON'

Music
I just found out how much fun it is to stay up all night and Jam to Maroon 5 and Simple Plan! I'D DO ANYTHING......... Ita 5:33 when I am posting this and everyone in my house is asleep but me and i have on my headphones and my music nad i am loseing my mind in a good way! I just dident know how at ease I could feel with music blearing in my ears.

Otherside
So s friend once told me dont think do and i have been and he right life is sooo much funer but things have aslo been carzyer and maybe thinking is may its cooler for to to just chill like i use to be lol well it like 5 45 am and most stupiderst music vido was on vh1 and i think i blog oon her instade of myspace be i think i could talk more freely then myspace becuz of how many ppl know me one there maybe ed was right on whole too many ppl on myspace so anyways steph got her car back tim will not leave me the fuck alone its like anytime i think about chilling with aother guy and i tell somehow he works himself in to my plan and i soooooo fucking sick about it its like let me and when i tell too give me space it a nope ,the worst part is he not my man or will be lol i just dont get when ur ex of a long time a go why come back maround and knowin i am too nice to tell u to get lost and the hole mark thing i am so over it lol i give up peace and lov mo

Fu-lovin'
How many of you have noticed these "haters" that abound in Fu-land? They seem to be everywhere. And they are not happy. The only time they experience any joy on this particular website is when they feel as though they are making you miserable. So, I pose this question to you, my actual friends. Should I continue to attempt to make new Fu-friends? Considering how many people on Fubar enjoy bickering and causing despair. It seems as though my time on Fubar is nearing an end. I'm chaotic, to say the least, and the constant dismissal from said people is making me very distraught. Do we not have enough problems? Or is this drama a necessary thing for human survival? Either way, the criteria for my friends list has skyrocketed. Hopefully this doesn't affect those of you who have proven themselves. Adieu, J.

X
No longer the child of aspiration. A shell of a man propped and left for dead. A boy once full of dreams and imagination. Curbed and lost, cast by the way side by a world that doesn't want him. The boy that God's forgotten. The man that welcomes death. Tim Bryant.

Congrats Children Of The 40's, 50's And 60's
You know I was watching television the other day when they came out with some other kind of toy scare for kids and it got me to thinking... then ranting! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a Ute on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Red Rooster. Eve

Heartbroken....
Your Score: Heart of Fury You scored 60% sorrow, 66% wrath, 6% forgetfulness, and 46% reason! "Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd." This spells trouble. An emotional thunderstorm rampages through your mind and you aren't capable of doing much to keep it from taking you over. Anger, powered by deep sorrow, is usually a perfect combination for becoming an avatar of vengeance, devoting your life to crushing the one who crushed you. While most people may temporarily experience this, you are likely to be unable to snap out of it for a while. The taste of vengeance is bittersweet - what becomes of you once you get there? You really should work on keeping your emotions from compromising your sanity. Link: The Heartbroken Test written by vegos82 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona TestView My Profile(vegos82)

Indiana Gotta Love It
Being a transplant from a small town in NorthEast Indiana I have to say some of the City life had me quite baffled at times. So I have some advice for you City Folk if ya ever come to my parts... so Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? Rt. 90 and 70 goes east and west, I-65 & I-69 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in Indiana waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understa

Yuwie
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