Fubar Blogs 5

My First Blog
I'm new to here but have a little comp savy. I love to meet new people and make new friends. I draw and write poetry. I love to do many things to many to list. Hoping to hear from you all take care muaah!!!

My Friends
This is the only way I can think of to let my friends know I'll be in the hospital for awhile! They, The Doctors, Want to do something called exploritory on me so might be gone a bit. Not to worry. If you are my friends, I'll be back soon. If your not then I guess this makes no matter anyhow. LOL I'll be missing you while I'm gone so take care of each other and those I love the most will be in my heart and mind! I love you all but there's some that have embeded themselves deep! Hugs and kisses to you all. P.S. Thanks for the chicken soup but I don't think it's going to help in this case. LOL

Head Injury
What it feels to realize you cant do what you did not so long ago because you bumped your head to hard. Sitting down on the bed, Might feel better if I were dead. Put that lump inside my brain, Now I slowly go insane. Look around the padded room, Thinking of my pending doom. Say a prayer for all I see, And wait for darkness to take over me. This injury has taken all I am, Is no there a cure or even a plan. Falling deeper inside my self made cell, Someone release me from this living hell.

Defiinately New To Fubar...
Yep, very new. I'm so confused by just about everything. I'm a myspacer, what's with all the scroling and page resetting! I don't know what any of this does or means, haha. Very lost...any advice?

Bloom
As I look at you You ponder at me No words are needed Our heart and soul Seem to know What our lips fear to say What makes us stop Fear of the unknown Maybe its our wounded hearts Which we fear may bloom To fall uncontrollable To be loved unlimited Is this to fear??? My heart pounds The more you smile Our arms clasp one another As our lips give in

Who Am I?
I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am cocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for the Corps, Mom, and Apple Pie. I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since! I live like a Soldier, talk like a Sailor, and sla

Vows
My love, my sher You showed me what it is to be To be ….truly and completely loved with a love, beyond all others A love of our two old souls That finally intertwine After life times of searching Leaving no doubt , our souls are finally where they belong Showing one another, what it means To be loved deeper then forever To be loved more passionate, then ever So when I say I do I mean I have, I do, and I'll always Love you, with a love that's deeper and more passionate Then ever felt before

Wilfred Owen
Insensibility 1 Happy are men who yet before they are killed Can let their veins run cold. Whom no compassion fleers Or makes their feet Sore on the alleys cobbled with their brothers. The front line withers, But they are troops who fade, not flowers, For poets' tearful fooling: Men, gaps for filling: Losses, who might have fought Longer; but no one bothers. 2 And some cease feeling Even themselves or for themselves. Dullness best solves The tease and doubt of shelling, And Chance's strange arithmetic Comes simpler than the reckoning of their shilling. They keep no check on armies' decimation. 3 Happy are these who lose imagination: They have enough to carry with ammunition. Their spirit drags no pack. Their old wounds, save with cold, can not more ache. Having seen all things red, Their eyes are rid Of the hurt of the colour of blood for ever. And terror's first constriction over, Their hearts remain small-drawn. Their senses in some scorch

Daniel
As i sit here in my room Images race through my head Of that faithful November day Walking home from school that day I quickly realize i would never be the same And as i came upon his limp body I realize my friend, had kept his word 14yrs of living doesnt prepare you for this Anger inside because he is what i miss Pain i feel is all cause of me He was hurting why couldnt i see Changed me forever The way i think and feel In that split second He flipped my world Things that i thoguht would be Were just a mirage of smoke My vision has brcome a blur And my body numb Rage runs through my veins Where love was long ago My soul needs time to mend As i say goodby to a dear friend

My Succubus
Rip and tear as I pull on you hair Your shirt falls As you starts playing with my balls You sink to you knees As you ask may I please You lips slide down my shaft But only can fit half Feeling you sexy body next mine Tasting your juices as we 69 Your head slides up and down as I grab your bum You grunt and moan, finally tasting your sweet cum

How Are We Doing?
Hi Everyone, I just wanted to say thanks to all the new sponsors of Mumms for Christmas. In the two days that the drive has been running, we have gone from 0- over 500,000 fubucks. I hope that everyone has recieved their sponsorship plaques. If they are not satisfactory please let me know.I am not entirely satisfied with the lettering process and am trying to find an alternative. I have made 28 plaques so far . It has been a time consuming project for me as well as doing the sponsorship board and the emails. If you have any ideas let me know. If you want to do any sponsor recruiting feel free. This is for everyone. Some people think that I am trying to benefit from this. I would like that notion explained to me because I have not recieved any points or anything from this venture. I made the effort to have the fubucks in a seperate area from my personal acct. I am not expecting to have many more sponsors since I think the interest is peaked. Thank you everyon

Darkness
My eyes darken over time My soul loses hope Life becomes so trival Struggles inside overwhelm Harder it becomes To even care Would it...even matter Confussion and doubt Swirl around in my mind Like a dark foggy night Unable to see What use to be so clear So is this what they call living Or are we merely just excisting

Frustrated
ok i just need 2 rant and vent so here goes. what's up w/ppl thinking they gotta have their way all the time? i mean i try 2 make compromises and those rn't good enough. all my way or no way ppl suck. i mean come on ppl give a little.

My Old Friend
Time after time you were always there Even when i felt like life wasnt fair So these words i say here is to let you lmow i care I'll be here when life gets to hard to bare No words can explain what you mean to me Your heart, mind & you compassion These things are what set you apart And dear to my heart I'm blessed ro have a friend like you i hope you feel th same way too So take these last words, before i part And believe me when i say they come straight form the heart When life gets to hard and you need time to mend Dont worry i'll always be here, proud to cal you my old friend

Muay Thai Wanna Be
There is NOTHING more I love then seeing cocky bastards who think they know Muay_Thai inside out. For the most part 99% of people who train in Muay_Thai are training using techniques that are designed so they won't hurt themselves or their training partner and almost ALL OF the techniques are based around RULES... These guys don't have a clue what is coming at them... Those of us "insiders" have been using these potentially DEVASTATING Muay_Thai secret techniques and literally turning these "Know It All" Muay_Thai training junkies into crying little babies within SECONDS of a fight or sparing match... I have literally witnessed A GROWN MAN SQUEAL LIKE A PIG in pain from just ONE Knee.. (Actually many gurus and many of times...)

What Should Have Been
Recalling the past things the would have been my emotions stepped out like my silent twin silence enduring i cant hold it no more shredding my heart in a whispering war whispering tears drown out questions glance exchange from eye to eye I was once you you were once me we were once one united yet free

My Empty Life
Why does my soul hold on to this pointless life no good ever comes only pain and hurt are all that i ever feel all these scars i bare overlay day after day year after year love is just a mirage always seeing it, but never able to attain no matter what i do nothing ever changes just a new wound and more pain my heart, soul, and mind left staind beyond repair....

Pledge
no words can ever define the feeling of when we kiss warmth of our embrace & your sweet hand on my face that smile, and those eyes melts my very soul never a love, this perfect has yet or will ever be as true or as strong as ours....

My Friend
heres something i think is very beautiful.. my friend chris mosley made about our friendship.. hes soo awesome.. after reading this go check him out and show him love ok.. luv ya.. muah n hugggssss..his link it at the bottom of this... our frienship is like a a small flutering bee flying throught the cold misty air looking for somewhere safe to land out of the wipping wind and the cold mist of day. finding its way to a beautiful fully nectered red rose with moisture on its soft fluffy red petals the bee lands. knowing its safe from the dark cold mist of air around him that then the are able to feel as one the frightened bee and the beautiul red rose wich sits there not really doing anything as it may seems but yet its warmth of safety enlightening the bee, its soft petals embracing the bees comfort, and its beautiful color showing the bee that beauty is more than just the outside but the inside. as the now fully calmed and loving safe bee sits there hopes and prayes to never leave t

Always Remember
Always Remember Always remember to forget The things that made you sad But never forget to remember The things that made you glad. Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But don't forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget The troubles that have passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day.

Torn Hearts!
Oh i just need to know You love me and need me before I break another's heart forever. He saved my tortured soul. He made my heart sing. He protected me. He loved me. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision He's been my life for a year. He took away my sadness and sorrow. He understood all my moods. He took away all my pain. He loved me. Oh i just need to know you want my heart and soul no turning back once i give you those completely. He left me lonely an free. He looked back why? He hurt me again. He is gone. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision,before I break his heart forever.

Re-arranging Albums
Im in the middle of Re-arranging my albums at the moment, with a lot of them been deleted, if anybody wants to snag any of the graphics I have done, please do so within the next couple of days Thanks

Monkey!
So i was mulling something over at "work" the other day with a couple people and I have decided that there is something missing from our military. Monkeys With Knives It would be great on so many levels. In the first place, it would be cheap. Feeding, arming and training monkeys would be alot less expensive than feeding arming and training humans. Most humans are as smart as monkeys anyway. And its in tune with the military's work to unman the front lines. But best of all, it would piss PETA the fuck off and thats always a nice bonus. You take a bunch of spider monkeys and give them a couple knives. Train them to be psycotic, and for an extra psycological warfare bonus, give them a little clown hat and a little tingly sivler bell on their tails. Fly them over the warzone, and kick them the fuck out of the plane. No need for parachutes because they are monkeys. They can grab a branch or something on the way down and be fine. Then they kill everything. The bonus i

Clothes
Sooo Ive been slowly gathering things to make this kickass Nurse Costume Ive been thinking about/wanting. So far... This is the white corset top. The trim around the top has little roses/flowers. Im planning on sewing a small red glass bead into each flower, so there will be small red light beading around the top. Im thinking about doing something with either red where the boneing goes up and down or doing a red medical + where each breast goes. The skirt im still undecided about. But I bought these sweet ass boots, and my roomie says i should wear one red and one white with my costume. whatcha think so far?

Games People Play
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin up And how do we spend our lives if theres noone to lend us a hand I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and the stars, would you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up And how do we spend our lives knowin nobody gives us a damn I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, just dont make it right If Im telling you the truth right now, do you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and t

The Confederate Flag Poem
The hands of our women made it, Baptized in our mother tears, And drenched with blood of our kindred With hope for those four long years, Across vale and plain we watched it While the tide of battled rolled, And with streaming eyes have we followed The wave of each soft silken fol. As high over our hosts it floated, Through dust and din of the fight, We could catch the glint of spearhead And the flash of crimson light; Whilethe blood of men who bore it Flowed fast on the reddened plain, And our cry went up in anguish To our God for our martyred slain. And we went and watched and waited By our lonely household fire, For the mother gave her firstborn And the daughter gave her sire, But the wife sent forth her husband The maiden her lover sweet, And hearts kept time in the silence To the rhythmic tread of their feet. As they marched o'er vale and mountains, While our banners rose and fell, Though victory often crown

Bad Guys Vs. Good Guys
Ok so lately i have been hearing alot of things about how the good guys are tired of "finishing last". I have always heard this but lately it seems that my guys friends not only on here but also in my "rel life" have been having more problems than usual. It really got me to thinking about the whole good guys vs. bad guys topic. Do girls really always fall for the bad boys? and then once they have fallen for the bad boys do we always go crying to our good guy friends about what a dick our BF is? ....I know that i want a good guy, not just as a friend but as a signifigant other. My problem lies in the fact that I am very much attracted to the good guys, but it seems like the feelings are never returned. So what am i left with? You got it, the jerks that all they seem to want is sex. I have dated my fair share of these types of guys and I can say in all honesty that I am totally over my whole Bad Boys are hot stage. .....So for all those good guys out there dont give up, because the

The Raven
By Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798) Underneath and old oak tree There was of swine a huge company That grunted as they crunched the mast: For that was ripe, and fell full fast. Then they trotted away, for the wind grew high: One acorn they left,and no more might you spy. Next came a Raven,that liked not such folly: He belonged,they did say,to the witch Melancholy! Blacker was he than blackest jet, Flew low in the rain,and his feathers not wet. He picked up the acorn and buried it straight By the side of a river both deep and great. Where then did the Raven go? He went high and low, Over hill,over dale,did the black Raven go. Many Autumns, many springs Travelled he with wandering wings: Many Summers, many Winters- I can't tell half his adventures. At lenght he came back,and with him a She And the acorn was grown to a tall oak tree. They built them a nest in the topmost bough, And young ones they had, and were happy enow. But soon came a woodsman in le

Damn Straight
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. _________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes

Friends And Family
Hi all! Well, it's getting near that time again! Time to go through my list find out who are true friends. For those of you who keep in contact with me, you ARE a true friend and I love you all! For those, who, by the way, will probably not read this blog, are not true friends, please read the "about me" section in my profile. My list is becoming unmanageable again in that I can't get through the entire list to send comments to my true friends. Sooooooooo, if you want to stay as a friend, please read it and if you want, make the decision to stay on the list by doing what it asks, or make the decision to either delete yourself or allow me to do it! Thanks for your time!

This Is To All The Stalkers
here are the 12 FUCK YOU's of Myspace and Fubar..... lol this is tooooo funny and the bottom goes out to someone who is noone special lmao Fuck you number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE and Fubar. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE and Fubar IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS. Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace and Fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still re

Here Is Something U May Not Know~
H ere are somethings you may not know...... 1. Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States . ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! --

Some Funny Lines^^
Some funny lines ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ******** OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ******** SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ******** GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******** HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love

Need Help
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends on 11/27 till 11/30 from 7pm till 9pm and drinks are on me come and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.

Blast Contest!
Who doesn’t love blasts? Here’s your chance to get one!!!! FOR FREE!!! @~@Sydney@~@ is having a kick ass contest!!! You’re gonna want to get in on this one!!! Here’s the deal: You have 3 options. You must tell Sydney BEFORE the contest starts which one you are going for. FIRST PERSON IN EACH LEVEL 30,000 comments = 1 week blast 20,000 comments = 3 day blast 10,000 comments = 1 day blast. Its that simple but here are a few more simple rules: Picture must be of yourself and safe for work. And comments but be safe for work as well. Obviously comment bombing is allowed. You can only win one blast No drama. No bitching and no being mean to anyone involved….Sydney reserves the right to disqualify you if she feels it is necessary no matter where you are at in the contest. Its Sydney’s page show respect. CONTACT @~@ sydney@~@@ fubar

Darkest Pleasure
Darkest Pleasure Hope is not here within the darkest of sin, it is just a fool man wishing for something that will never be his ever again. Here within this darkest place… where nothing is real or complete, all hope and desire of freedom is erase away forever for here lays looming pain and hellish nightmare of evil lurks. The one place not even Satan would dare to enter. Chapter One Shalyna wanted more out of her life, but she was not sure where to start or look, her plain and simply life within her small town of Mormon’s were meaningless to her now, she was to marry the man, her father had choose for her, a man older enough to be her father, in fact, he was ugly than a bull dog ass, he smelt like something not even a dog would drag home to meet the folks. What could she do about this? Did god really think she was to marry and take this within her faith, a faith force upon her by birth, not of her choosing? She woke to

Tell Me...
OK the question of the day... Why is it that a person expects you to believe anything they may say to you if you are not a friend on their page? For instance, someone has two pages on the grand ole world of Fubar and yet your a friend on the "alter ego" page but not on the other and then you find out that the other page is for their other friends...so it's like you are being kept a secret! LMAO...I just think it's funny....Just continue to play the game of Fubar all...it adds excitement to the days! :) Peace and love to everyone!

Free Stuff!
Well, I signed up to spread the word about a new toothbrush that just came out... so they sent me one. I was wondering what was taking it so long to get here. Buuuut, now that it's here... WOAH! It's niiiiice. I haven't used it yet, but I can't wait to. I was reading over all the info about the product, and I found out that the stores now are selling the toothbrushes for (lowest) $169.99 and the highest $179.99. I don't think I would EVER spend that much on a toothbrush, but maybe I'll think differently after trying it! What does everyone else think about that? It's crazy stuff... and I got it for FREE! yay. :-p But anywho, I'll write again to let everyone know what I think about it. I'll let ya know if it's worth the big bucks! :-p If you're interested in joing the site that sent it to me, message me with your email address, and I'll sned you an invite! :-D Well, thanks to everyone that read my blog... I'm sure it doesnt interest too many of you... but I love anything that keep

Desires
Desires I am the sinner I am the night dancer I am the woman you've always wanted, who will use and abuse you and be unmoved by your storms I am the laughter in our nightmares. Come walk in the night, the jasmine breezes are blowing. Lift up my veil, kiss my lips, you will only be broken hearted. Come smile at my tears, come kiss them away, they will burn your tongue so sweetly, only-- Do not ask why I arrived here in the night, with hair much darker than your fantasies, Do not ask if anything will change, this is only the land of fantasies. When you awake, if you awake you will find my hair upon your pillow, and your heart upon your sleeve. Everything will be much darker than it was, and the heavy weight of reality will be replaced by obsession. I might return some other night, If you have waited starving in the garden, If you have waited with your eyes drying out and hurting with longing, with your exposed heart Then it will be time for another rolling stroll thro

Seduces Me
Everything you are...Everything you'll be... Touches the current of love so deep in me. Every sigh in the night...Every tear that you cry... Seduces me. All that I am...All that I'll be. Means nothing at all...If you can't be with me. Your most innocent kiss...Or your sweetest caress... Seduces me. I don't care about tomorrow. I've given up on yesterday. Here and now...is all that matters. Right here with you...Is where I'll stay. Everything in this world...Every voice in the night... Every little thing of beauty... Comes shining thru in your eyes. And all that is you...becomes part of me too. Cause all you do... Seduces me. And if I should die tomorrow... I'd go down with a smile on my face. I thank God I've ever known you. I fall down on my knees... For all the love we've made. Every sigh in the night... Every tear that you cry... Seduces me Seduces me All that you do... Seduces Me

If Only For One Night
Let me Hold you Tight only for one night let me keep you near to ease away your fears it would be so nice if only for one night I wont tell a soul no one has to know if you want to be totally discreet I'll be at your side if only for one night If I never hear from you and my knees are shaken too but Im willing to go through I must be crazy Im standing here the same but I feeling no disgrace Let me hold you tight if only for one night let me keep you near to ease away your fear it would be so nice if only for one night if only for night Im asking let me take you home to keep you safe and warm till the early dawn till we see the sun it would be so nice if only for one night

Touch Me
I know you're there...alone in your bed And I want you to think of me And I want you to imagine...how it would be Feeling my body...so close...so hot and so tender And you hear me whispering in your ears Words...you've never heard before Oh listen...baby And when you fall asleep I want you to dream of me And I know...your dreams will tell you All that could happen When you taste my salty skin So wet...so sweet...so long it And your body discovers every spots Spots...you've never touched before Oh I need you...come on Touch me

In The Park
We walked together holding hands, As we walked in the park today. I couldn't seem to find any words, Though much I wanted to say. I knew you sensed my feelings inside, I was aware of your beautiful love. I felt the friendship that we share, That was given by our Father above. After a while we came to a path, That led through the woods to a stream. While there you whispered "I love you", I felt blessed though just a dream. I had a day in the park with you. I heard the words I'd longed to hear Will remember each day this dream anew.

Unknown Journey
I do not know where it will end, this journey I am on. I only know that it will end just as it has begun. I do not know what lies ahead or which path I should choose. I only know some times I'll win and some times I will lose. I do not know whom I will meet, who will affect my way. I only know how I react to those I know today. I do not know what each day brings when rising up at dawn. I only know of yesterday and it's already gone. I do not know what thoughts will come when pondering my fate. I only know of memories and those you can't escape. I do not know if all my plans will work out for the best. I only know to make them now and time will be the test. I do not know if all my dreams will ever come to me. I only know you strive for them and what will be--will be. I do not know whom I will love or love me in return. I only know that I will love and love is what I yearn. I do not know whom I will need when troubled unaware. I only know that I will want

Activex Control
I am having a problem with the AciveX control on fubar. I keep getting asked to run the control but when I do nothing ever happens. This has been happening since I joined and has become quite the problem. I have found something called regcure that claims they can help me at a cost of 30 bucks. Is this worth it? Can anybody help me with this issue. I am not that smart when it comes to computers having only owned one for less than a year. I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you

Darkness Of My World
Welcome to the darkness of my world, I am of two faces If you look deep into the doors of enlightenment You will see, I hide behind my mask of laughter Where the shadows overpower my mind and soul It takes me to a state of confusion and illusion A deep pit lye's within that darkness I fall into Filled with hands tugging and pulling me down I am buried in it These unknown hands reach inside me and squeeze me tight I can't breathe! There's not enough space! I am drowning in my own fear! I dig my nails into the insanity of my pain to escape But the delusional state I am in plays tricks on me It plays with my mind It gives me strength Then as long as it takes to blink your eye It sucks me back in again It won't set me free I want to run away! I want to be free! It uses me against myself and binds me to the cords of my mind Time goes by so fast, yet so slow I am weak and tired I need to rest for a little while Though, I find myself s

Day Closes
When the day comes to a close My heart longs for you. And when this feeling falls on me, No one else will do. You're so deep within my heart, My love seems to overflow. You're with me every moment, No matter where I go. Oh how I wish to be with you, To hear the words you say. Each moment that I spend with you, Brings such joy each day. If God would grant a special wish, And would allow a day with you. One day would be as a thousand years, To know you love me too. I wonder if you're thinking of me, And wish for a day with me I will love you for all of my life; In my heart you'll always be.

I'am The Scrooge Lol
I get two weeks off for Christmas but it is not paid, on top of that we had more unpaid time off for Thanksgiving, so yeah money is real tight right now, so I guess everyone will be getting $10.00 gift certificates from me lol.

New Levels
Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 500 bulletins 23 Insider 2,250,000 Up to 280 photos 24 Fu-king

Family Values
My heart is truley Torn never to heal Iam afriad. I have no clue to as whut Imma gonna do Iam so full of pain that I have become painless A crushed lightbulb all out of shine Its hard to move foward When Ive lost whut is mine

Cannt Leave
Ok this morning was inquiring about deleting acct and leaving Fubar ..if still got a current vip acct . Bouncers said got to cancel your vip acct then delete acct but if you got a.. prepaid vip or gift vip acct you don't have a cancel link under vip status ..any way o told bouncer about this well i was told cann't cancell till it runs out .. i believe if ya wanna leave should be able to leave not be locked in till the vip runs out

Poems
I've come so far but the destination is unknown I stare but where has the world actually gone i used to have something for which i could stand but now i can feel it slipping away like sand Its like i have woke from a extended dream nothing in this world is what it actual seem its not this cushion we visualize but a blade finely crafted the sharpest ever to be made our fears are a joke when you step back more and see the world from its tip to its core our very dreams are just a classroom fantasy but what hope is there to really shape humanity when it thinks it is perfect in its current form at the breaking point the calm before the storm

The Greatest Short Story Ever Written.
Once there was a chick who was really, really good friends with another chick. Until she decided that sleeping with her good friends man was far more important then remaining friends. The one chick that was betrayed, naturally, started calling the guy a TRAITOR and the chick....FAT WHOREMean Myspace GraphicsEven though the betrayed chick kept telling Fat Whore that she was nothing more then a REBOUND, Fat Whore refused to see the truth.Mean Myspace GraphicsWhen Traitor moved to Chicago, Fat Whore thought it would be romantic to go visit him for a weekend. Plan sounded good...Until...The Traitors father entered into the picture..Mean Myspace GraphicsAND TOLD HER FAT ASS SHE'LL BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, BY HERSELF. The only thing Fat Whore got that weekend was a backache.Mean Myspace GraphicsWhen the Betrayed one found this out she HAD to tell everyone else. Karma is a bitch, you fucktards.Mean Myspace GraphicsMean Myspace GraphicsAnd here is the end of a story that seriously made the Be

Rip Sean Taylor
You know we laugh and joke and kid each other about our favorite football teams and players,but now is the time for all fans to come together,Pro Bowl safety Sean Taylor died Tuesday after he was shot in his home by an apparent intruder, leaving the Taylor Family and Washington Redskins in mourning for a son,brother,father and teammate who seemed to have reordered his life since becoming a father,we all need to come together and say prayers for his family and fellow team mates..... so i will start it.......MANY BLESSINGS TO TAYLOR FAMILY AND THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS!

In A Perfect World
They met one night in a crowded room He spoke, she responded Polite banter at first Neither realizing That destiny had begun to loom So many similarities So many interests shared Too many to be coincidence Neither of them cared With every question asked A new layer was revealed Two souls reunited Their fate already sealed A smile, a laugh Words unspoken They knew if not careful Hearts would be broken Their fire burned white- hot from the first No time to waste, so much to say An unquenchable thirst "In a perfect world" he'd gently say And she'd sigh And the time would keep slipping away.

Thanksgiving With Mom !
FUBARIAN FRIENDS, I SURE DID MISS YA! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING......READ BELOW I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY AND BLESSED THANKSGIVING , LIKE IT SHOULD BE. ME ON THE OTHER HAND SPENT THANKSGIVING WATCHING OVER MY PRECIOUS MOTHER IN THE HOSPITAL. GOD IS GOOD BECAUSE SHE IS STILL WITH ME HERE ON EARTH. I DID NOT PLAN THAT TYPE OF THANKSGIVING BELIEVE ME, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR BODY BREAKS DOWN ON YA. WELL MY MOM IS A CHF PATIENT (CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE) AND SHE HAS A FIB AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, THE WORKS BASICALLY! SHE HAS BEEN DOING GOOD SO FAR, SHE HAS HAD ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR OVER 10 YEARS, NOW TELL ME IF GOD IS NOT ABLE...HE TRULY IS I ALWAYS HAVE TO PREPARE MY SELF FOR THE WORST IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION, SO WITH HIM IN MY LIFE I REMAIN STRONG AND STEADFAST, SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE STORY? I WILL TELL ANYWAYS :) 8:45 PM WEDNESDAY NIGHT MY MOTHER'S SISTER CAME TO TOWN AND I PICKED HER UP AT THE TRAIN STATION AFTER I GOT OFF OF WORK, IT IS JUST RIGHT

What You Mean To Me
I never came here looking for a single soul. But now that I found you I want you to know I had forgotten how to smile, how to laugh, how to be me I had forgotten the sweet pleasure of a heart filled with glee. I was intoxicated with life... work and family Never stopping for fun... it just wasn't there you see. Since I have found you... it's been a complete turn around I smile and laugh again... not much gets me down. I get excited when I see you on Yahoo Wondering what it is today we will do... Chatting, laughing and the games we play You make my every day. It seems so silly on just a machine How someone can reach you... become your everything.

Special Friend
I type my love for you On the screen Never will you truly know Just how much you mean Some may say it's crazy But I don't really care They could never understand all that we have shared All the nights you've spent with me Felt like you were here Always with a open heart And an open ear I never had to wonder If you truly care Because when I turn on my Computer You words are always there

Fubar Friends
My children have finished their play they've gone to bed their stories read Now it's my time of day. I've had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I'll talk to all my friends who know just what to say to make my stresses go and my troubles fade away. My friends you're always there for me whenever I feel blue and though we've never met before I know our friendships true. And although we haven't been friends for long in this short time it seems we shared so many things already our hopes, our fears, our dreams. We come from different walks of life but we share a common bond and it's time to say that of all of you I've grown so very fond. So thank you friends for being there whenever I've needed you I know you're always there for me and you know I'm there for you.

What Would Life Be
What would life be with out friends like you I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like you

Unseen Friend
Although you are a friend of mine and words we exchange, I wouldn't know you on the street, and doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life, unusual and unique; We share ideals and special dreams, and still, we do not speak. I picture what I think you are, perhaps you picture me. An intriguing game for both of us for someone we can't see. So for this friendship we possess, we owe the internet a small debt, Perhaps the charm lies in the fact that we have never met.

Dear Friend
My dear friend.... You came into my life so unexpectedly.. Little did I know what was to lie ahead For the longest time you were a click of a mouse, words on my screen Hugs that warmed my days.. and secured my nights Within the many hours of our chat, You showed me strength, when I showed you my weaknesses. You taught me the importance of believing in myself, When I thought there was nothing to believe in You taught me so much, in ways I never knew You stood behind me when I began to fall. Along side of me when I needed a friend In front of me when I needed a guide You showed me my ability to fly... How to reach places I had only dreamed of You saw me with your heart and not your eyes But more importantly you gave me a piece of you A gift worth far more than money could buy. You gave me a floor to dance on.. A song in my heart that I finally understand the words to And a peacefulness in my heart...where you will live forever.. I hope everyone finds a "YOU"

Fubar The Home Game!
Just in case you were stuck on the magical level 25 and was wondering what's next, well today you got your wish. Five new levels, two of which are mystery levels. Some of us were barely scraping by to get to Godfather, so when it comes time for everyone else above me to level, I will not help you unless you have helped me before.

I Love You
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

Forbidden
Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels Can that line be crossed What could we truly be And at what cost Do you see what I see I know there is more there Waiting to be found Can you feel how much I care I feel like I'm being drowned If you knew the amount of desire That I feel for you My burning fire That wants one to become two Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels

Good Karma Boat
I received an email from a friend. I sent her a wish for a happy thanksgiving, and knowing that we both have endured a lot of crap in our respective lives. I told her that regardless of the situation, We both have some how keep standing, and in the big picture of life that is a good thing. Might meet our expectations of where we want to be in life but it is a good thing. She replied about she hope that we both find our individual good karma boat. I could see in her case vast opportunities for the happen, me I am just happy for the simple things and getting to the next day. Yeah it is a boring life but as much crap has happening out of nowhere, it is good not have a high profile and great expectations to be shatter by simple phone call, not once but twice. Divorce and deployment :-). However Good Karma Boat, nice concept wonder what the odds are....Well I was at the gym last night thinking Good Karma Boat, me. Yeah right...Then It dawned on me. When I drop

Family
I love my family, i live with my boyfriend which is older than me by about 20 years, we have his grandson because his mother is a whore he is 2 years old and we have our own child which is also a little boy which is 9th. So i stay pretty busy running after them all day after working. I wouldn't change it for nothing in the world i love them so much, i love to watch them play together...

Why!!
Why cant I stop the screaming inside. all I want and need is him here with me I know he is always by my side why cant my heart be set free He was going to be the one the one to cherish forever and now he is gone but not in my heart never I need something to ease the pain of missing and wanting him here I know he is with me everywhere I just want to feel his touch again just let this feeling end!!!

Beautiful
He is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it, He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everything in this world

Nobody Knows
Nobody knows, not even him. I love him, everything about him. I love his smile, His georgeous eyes, The way he holds me when I cry. I love the way he plays around, Even when he licks my face. I love him, Nobody knows how much. Not even him. So FK WIT ME BOI

How Was Your Day?
We are friends from far away. When we talk we always have something to say. Our lives so different yet the same. Every night we play the game. We talk of families and about our day. I always wonder if there's more to say. Could it have been different for you and I? Or was fate decided before we could have tried? For now we play our parts, that's all that's left; Never knowing if our hearts would have met. Two people from far away, always asking, "How was your day?".

Life8
Well, as bad as yesterday was and believe me, it was bad! Today is a much better day. I had to run and take Anthony's project to school today because I had told him I was going to pick him up at 1:00 to go to his appointment but then didn't tell him I had changed the date. So since it was my fault, I had to rush to his school before the class ended. This morning when I dropped him off at school, he sat in the back of the car and when he got out he didn't say "I love you" like he does every day. :( but when I dropped off his stuff, I said it and he said it back so that made me feel better. My boys are home from school and Anthony is home and working on his homework. He knows he is grounded and I thought I would have a fight on my hands today but it seems to be ok. I ended up chatting a lot of the day away. Oops. Didn't mean to but...what do you do? I think I needed it since I had such a stressful day and night yesterday. I noticed on Fubar that they have added ne

The Atheist
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the m

Thanks & Respect
I want to give thanks & respect eveyone that has helped me to reach the level Rockstar! All of you have been fantastic in your comming to rate me & my pictures!! All OF YOU HAVE MY RESPECT!!!! Nough Respect God Bless

Improve Your Vocabulary And Help Feed The World!!!
A friend recommended this site: http://www.freerice.com/index.php It's a neat idea, you define a word from a list of 4 choices (and it matches your vocabulary level after a few times, so it's a good challenge) and every word you define correctly, they donate 10 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program. How? Because the advertisers at the bottom of the page pay for it. So come on you English majors, earn that food

Becareful What You Ask For
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the mat

Meet Club Far Staff
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Aware
:: Focus :: ¢¾Love¢¾ :: Stability :: Passion :: Sex :: Success :: I'm Ready I've lost, I've gained, I've learned. I've had some of the most devestating things happen in my life so far, and a lot of the best. It's been a year unlike any other, I have grown up so much and feel just a little... wiser - for lack of a better word. But I'm ready for a new year, with some things in mind. I'd like to settle just a little bit. Just calm down, take a look at the things I need to work on, and shit... maybe even find a nice girl. I'm done with fucking douche bags who have nothing but a pretty face going for them. It's actually way more fun to be attracted to someone for their personality and who they are. Cus once you've got that, I think you'll find you like everything else too. Enough about girls, let's talk about me. ::Focus:: I would be an ignorant, lazy, not to mention stupid dick if I let my dream go to waste. I've been lucky enoug

Photoshop
Ok here is my question.... In photoshop... is there a way to organize your styles and actions so they are easier to find instead of scrolling through the long list of them? Can you set them up in sections? or is that even possible??? Tired or searching aimlessly for certain ones when I have soooo many of them.... anyone else have this problem??????

The Way I Am
THE WAY I AM This song is for anyone f--k it. Just shut up and listen I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the s--t needed to be the most meanest MC on this Earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--t that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin’ these sentences Gettin’ this stress that's been eatin’ me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully… but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter to not come and speak to me I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therf--k-ing thing, I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin’ you 10 feet in the air I don't care

Animal Cruelty
Animal Cruelty is WRONG!Is this what society today calls cool?!Is this how we should treat some house pets?!?!How would you like it if the only food you had was your own waste?!alt=>So if it's not wrong, let me run tests on you.You sit in a cage with no food for weeks upon months!!This kitten is like all others. Innocent.How would you like living with your tail between your legs, 24/7?Let me end your only way of mobility, then see how fun it is.What would run through your head as you look at the eyes that are staring in desparation??Repost this if you have any heart whatsoever.But before you click the "Home" button, realize how many animals have died from this.Press the "Reply" button to get the code.

1990
If you were born before 1995, then this survey should be easy for you to fill out! Which spice girl did you like? baby? Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? nsync Did you watch S Club 7??? noppers What was your favorite, Sandlot or Little Rascals? little rascals Did you ever have light up sneakers?.. of course Cinderella or Snow White? cinderella What was your favorite holiday? christmas Did you ever try to stay up on Christmas just so you could see santa? yes and i saw my parents draggin my new tv down the hall You ever watch Bill Nye the Science Guy? yea..they used im in science class What grade did you like the best? the ones i took naps in Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers? ninja turtles lol What Ninja Turtle were you? i wasnt a turtle lol Did you ever own a Chinese jump rope? um what What was your favorite thing to eat? pizza What was your favorite color? blue Did you prefer, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego or Where’s Waldo?

Grr!
You do not have to salute, it is optional, but you will not level up past 10 but if you want to salute, then you have to abide by the guidelines that are laid out for all community members. It is your choice :) Sas:) === 'XtraCrispy' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-27 16:34:31'.. > > sheesh! > > XtraCrispy is my character. I am on myspace, broadcaster, and stickam. I am the masked madman of camland. > > Showing my face would defeat the purpose. > > References: > http://myspace.com/xtracrispy1 > http://www.stickam.com/profile/xtracrispy > http://www.broadcaster.com/profile/XtraCrispy > > === 'Saspanda' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-27 16:27:05'.. > > > > the other part you are missing as well as fubar > > > > is Your FACE must be CLEARLY Seen with nothing covering it at all, while your holding the handwritten sign. > > > > That is what candid photo means..... A salute is to show the REAL YOU> > > > > > > > > === 'XtraCrispy' spew

Sex Facts
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Suprisingly most of these are true ............. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 ca

Blindfolded
Blindfolded Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch th

Here's Few More Questions
Do you have a good reputation? Have you ever cheated on someone? Ever made someone cry from laughing so hard? Are you confused right now? Who do you wanna spend the rest of your life with? Are you in love? How many assholes do you know? Favorite color? What do you like better being in a relationship or being single? Who would be the woman for you? Who ticked you off today? When's the last time you cried? Are you upset? Have you ever been depressed? What's on your mind? Last phone call? Person your trying to ignore? Last death? If you could kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Do you regret things? Do you think anyone will read your anwsers? Who would you like to be with right now? Who do you trust? Are you on the phone? Who would you like to fall asleep to on the phone? Do you forgive easily? If you could apologize to anyone right now, who would it be? D

Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of

My Love
As i dreamt you were mine With your beautiful brown hair & you lovely green eyes We lay side by side And heart to heart As we look into each other eyes with our arms embracing each other I whisper that i will love you forever As our two souls become one And our love strengths day by day I will always love you & never stray

Side By Side
As i look into your eyes I can see we were meant to be together holding each other all through the night And as the years go by, i will always be by your side when your standing tall or even when you fall i'll be by your side till the day i die all i want in my life is to have you as my wife to have you in my life is a dream come true every night it would be me and you With your beautiful green eyes i could never tell a lie so when i say i love you every word is true

With You
threw thick and thin our love would win like a bottle of wine you get more beautiful with time i want to always be by your side cause im on my knees your the one i want to please... Your my bestfriend, lover, & soulmate me with you gotta be fate as im sittin here with you i dreamt that you were mine, that it was true so let me know if you feel the same cause your the one that has my heart heart tamed f you'd be my one and onely i promise you'll never be lonely

Women
I got sent this as a comment and realized that truer words have not been said. Its not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1.a friend 2.a companion 3.a lover 4.a brother 5.a father 6.a master 7.a chef 8.an electrician 9.a carpenter 10.a plumber 11.a mechanic 12.a decorator 13.a stylist 14.a sexologist 15.a gynecologist 16.a psychologist 17.a pest exterminator 18.a psychiatrist. 19. a healer 20.a good listener 21.an organizer 22.a good father. 23.very clean 24.sympathetic 25.athletic 26.warm 27.attentive 28.gallant 29.intelligent 30.funny 31.creative 32.tender 33.strong 34.understanding 35.tolerant 36.prudent 37.ambitious 38.capable 39.courageous 40.determined 41.true 42.dependable 43.passionate 44.compassionate. Without out forgetting to: 45.give her compliments 46.love shopping 47.be honest 48.be very rich 49.not stress her out 50.not look at other girls=At the same time you must also 51.give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52.Give her lots o

Love Is True
When you kiss me My heart melts Everytime I look into your eyes This is what I have felt I feel you holding me in your arms Nothing can tear us apart Your love is true And I know it for a fact It's what you do to me That makes my heart react I am here to say this And I hope you listen too With all my heart I love you

Little Boy Nick
One of Big Daddy Nick’s exes as told to me: oh yeah he can't keep his mouth shut he was always hoping for them to get back together but I couldn't put up with the relationship he had with his wife..that’s right he's still married and don't mention that I said anything...but the guy is a 30 year old loser.. who is sleeping on his married friends couch my guess is that your friend is pretty and gave him attention.. he professed his love to her...she didn't respond as much as he would have hoped...and he moved on to someone who was willing to move more quickly when his wife started sleeping around on him...he just kept taking her back..cause he wanted the whole family thing going on..dosen't matter who it's with

School Papers
here is my most resent research paper. sorry about the format here, made some changes to get it on the blog. please let me know what you think. DO IT YOURSELF HOME FUNERALS The do it yourself home funerals are on the rise as seen on PBS and MSNBC, plus many other articles written about it. The funeral service professional should take note of this because home funerals are growing in popularity and are legal in all but five states. What is a home funeral? Reminiscent of earlier times, the family bathes and dresses the body (there is no embalming.) The casket is either purchased or built by the family. They will conduct the visitation and funeral service themselves and will transport the body to the cemetery or crematory. It should be noted that in these “earlier times”, families did what they had to do because the services of a funeral home weren't always available. There are several reasons why families choose home funerals. Often, the f

Military Soldiers
i've been in the army for over little a year and i have seen so much that is a disgrace to the military itself. ...its not the uniform that we wear... its not the training we have received in basic nor the training we have had in are units...its not taking orders from one in higher command nor is it what the tell you to do and not the time we spent in Iraq. only a few still live the dream of a soldier...i spit on soldiers i cursed them and pulled a gun out on them...not cause they were soldiers but they were never acting like one...today these soldiers take and never give they use people and leave. what makes a soldier now...i use to look down on the military and now since i joined i cant help but look away in disgrace about these so called soldiers cause they only hurt others ...yeah they go to Iraq, Afghanistan..Kuwait, and Korea and many more places but hero's i don't and will never call them cause most take it all for granite when they come back and honesty the soldier out their

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Younger Men For Older Women!
Well Iwas working my sales job the other day when I heard one of my team mates was putting the make on this older woman. I couldn't believe my ears when she started to flirt back. This went on for about a half hour when I asked him if he were after a date or was trying to sell something. Jim told me that he had her all wrapped up in Christmas wrapping and had sold her the Refridge and freezer plus a dishwasher. He smiles and says also I am taking her out for dinner tonight. After dinner she wants me to go to her place for a nightcap. Here he's telling me all this with a grin from ear to ear. I wonder what it is that older women see in guys 25 years younger then they are. Whats in it for them? I doubt the younger man will stay with her forever, however a friend I have, well her husband was 30 years older then she. It lasted for almost 27 years. More then not she was unhappy because hecouldn't perform sex anylonger. Now she has a man seven years younger. lol I think its great for he

Narco Dollars
The Real Deal: We Have Met the Enemy and It is Us Friday, 1 March 2002, 12:06 pm Column: Catherine Austin Fitts Narco-Dollars For Dummies (Part 12) How The Money Works In The Illicit Drug Trade Part 11 in a 13 Part Series By Catherine Austin Fitts First published in the Narco News Bulletin EARLIER PARTS TO THIS SERIAL... Part 1 - Narco Dollars For Dummies Part 2 - Sam & Dave Do White Substances Part 3 - The Ultimate New Business Cold Call Part 4 - On Your Map Part 5 - Getting Out of Narco Dollars HQ Part 6 - Georgie And West Philadelphia Part 7 - Dow Jones Up, Solari Index Down Part 8 - Fast Food Franchise Pop Part 9 - At the Heart of the Double Bind Part 10 - Drugs as Currency Part 11 - In Defense of American Drug Lords SEARCH NZ JOBS Search Businesses on FindA Check YOUR SALARY Level MORTGAGE Calculators HOTEL DEALS on Scoop Search New & Used CARS FLIGHT DEALS on Scoop ****** The Pogo Problem: We Have Met the Enemy

More Fubar Levels ! !
MORE FUBAR LEVELS ADDED.. TO ME THAT MEANS NO CHANCE TO THE NEWER PEOPLE OR PEOPLE WITH LOWER LEVELS WE FIGHT AND CLIMB TO GET TO GOD FATER! THAT WAS OUR GOAL.. NOW WE DONT HAVE A GOAL IN SIGHT.... PEOPLEWHO WERE SO HAPPY THEY WERE ALMOST TO GOFATHER AFTER YRS OF TRYING NOW HAVE NOTHING TOLOOK FORWARD TO UNLESS THEY CHANGE THE ACESS TO TOLEVELLESS TO LEVEL WHICH I SINCERELY DOUBT.... NOW THE PEOPLE ALREADY ABOVE US ..WITH HIGH STANDING IN FUBAR AND WITH MORE FRIENDS AND CONNECTIONS WILL BE CLAMERING TO THE NEXT LEVEL FOR THEM WHICH MEANS WE THE LITTLE POPLE MAY AS WELL FORGET IT. FEEL FREEE TO LEAVE UR THIOUGHTS

Complaints (funny)
These are genuine clips from London Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. 5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on i

Work.. And Stuff..
Okay.. So corporate america finally got to me... I've got a new job.. an ACTUAL 9-5, m-f .. full benefits after 30 days.. paid vacation, paid holidays, personal days... after ... COUNTLESS years of retail... i get to say .. NO MORE WEEKENDS BITCHES!!!! heh... anyhow.. wanted to finally post a POSITIVE blog... so here it is :D

Running In The Rain
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ it's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" o

Just Something Cool I Found
I didn't write this I found it courtesy my friend Blue: "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered oute

A Special Bond
You came into my life at just the right time In some ways I call you mine You make me smile Although we are seperated by many miles You always seem so sincere I want you in my heart to always hold you near My heart is full for you of care and concern It is what is in my heart you will someday lean I imagine us dancing on the beaches sand Walking on the summer beaches Hand in Hand You smile and look my way You tell me everything will work out okay I take a deep breath and try now to cry Cause you are everything to me in my eyes I see you in my dreams You are what makes my sun beam You are the things that make me tick Thoughts of you in my head do stick We are not one we are two But I will always love you

Funny Shit
On the first day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... One little ol' Grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the second day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me... 2mg of Narcan for the out of work person who wants to end it all by taking her husband's pain pills and won't tell me what she took and is feeling suicidal, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the third day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... Three stacked shocks for the 88 year old man who instead of paying the neighbor kid 5 bucks to shovel his driveway, decided to do it himself and have the big one in the driveway, 2mg of Narcan for the psycho chick trying to off herself, And Grandma who fell and hurt her knee. On the fourth day of Christmas, my dispatcher gave to me.... 4 in the morning I have to go to the nursing home because someone has had the flu for like 16 years and all of a sudden needs to go to the hospital NOW, Three stacked shocks for the full arrested popsicle, 2mg

My Account
Hey all, I'm gonna be deleting my fubar account...if any of you want to stay in contact with me then send me an email with your yahoo or msn messenger id or you can add me to myspace if you have one. There's just way too much drama and shit on here that I don't need in my life, I have enough personal shit going on to be adding internet shit on top of it! I've enjoyed chatting with the cool peeps just have realized this is something that I don't need anymore. I will leave my account up until tomorrow so those of you that want to stay in contact have time to do that. Love to all!! Monica

The Empath: The Fourth Chakra-dominant Individual
This is an excerpt from a book by Dr. Jelusich, released by Lotus Press Publishing. Eye of the Lotus In my understanding, having been an energetic healer and counselor for over 10 years, I have found that 95% of all communication is not verbal, nor physical. It is energy on many levels. Certainly, you have walked into a room before and encountered someone you do not know, yet you’ve had a feeling about that person, good or otherwise. And whether you are sitting in a movie theater, a restaurant, or standing in an elevator, you emanate a quality of energy in all directions at all times that is the energetic unique signature of your being. That same energy is the signature of you as an individuated spirit, a multidimensional being who is unique in the universe. It is that same 95% that creates the meetings with others, that creates the relationships in which you engage, that creates the possibility for you to learn a life’s lesson.. And at first, this presents us with an interest

Empaths Tools
Empaths Tools How can these healing stones help? By holding or wearing a gemstone necklace / stone / bracelet, they can help by dissolving negative emotions and replacing them with positive energy. Aquamarine – helps you adapt to any harsh vibrations in your surroundings – provides understanding of your path and how to adapt to the denseness of the earthly vibrations without losing the “self”. It helps with communication of heart-felt things and when there is difficulty in putting feelings into words. Black Tourmaline – psychic protection (when necessary) – a good stone to carry with you when you are out in crowded areas or if someone is intentionally sending negative energy your way. Acts as a buffer from the physic bombardment. Green Jade – I wear this to give my heart a boost – It is very strengthening - keeps the heart rhythm. I often wear it in a medicine bag over my heart together with a piece of rhodochrosite, especially if I am feeling stressed at work or have a l

Recognizing Empathy In Yourself
Recognizing Empathy in Yourself Article Written By: Lyn Rose-Hornabrook Many of us who were born with empathic abilities have not understood this “gift” until well into our adulthood. Those who were lucky enough to have parents that recognized this “gift” would have a head start in understanding how to deal with your intensely feeling life and sensitive nature. You were possibly fearful as a child because you did not understand those intense feelings, which may have made stepping out into the world quite terrifying. In my own case I was not always able to process what was going on around me as a young child and would sometimes end up having convulsions. In an unaware state, an empath will experience the feelings or pains of others - be it distress, sadness, anger, etc., and any physical pain that accompanies it, and think that it is his / her own feelings or illness. It will be quite confusing because he / she will not understand what it is that is making him / her feel that

Empathy-what Is It ?
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of

Work Mtg
Well I had my eval today.. as i wrote in one of my blogs.. and I also had a staff mtg tonite. was 1 1/2 hrs long. These mtgs really bore me because they mainly pertain to nursing. I sat for 1/2 hr just watching a film on how to take care of ulcers. Was kinda gross after I just ate taco bell. Anyways.. boss was going over things..and also brought up fact of the nurses need to pay more attn to IV sites. Guess we had a couple bad cases.. one which is a patient who is back on our floor. He has cellulitis in his hand from his last admission. This is also a family member of my hubbys. One of the charge nurses got kinda defensive..etc..was saying hes a frequent flyer..in and out alot.. on all the floors. How do they know it was our floor who done it. Etc. My boss kinda got upset over it..saying, she needs to lower her voice and watch what shes saying..since the door is open..and people are out in the hallway. I guess this kinda got the girl mad. I also put in my 2 cents worth..sayi

Empathy
Empathy Empathy is one's ability to recognize, perceive and directly feel the emotion of another person. As the states of mind, beliefs, and desires of others are intertwined with their emotions, one with empathy for another may often be able to more effectively divine another's modes of thought and mood. Empathy is often characterized as the ability to "put oneself into another's shoes", or experiencing the outlook or emotions of another being within oneself, a sort of emotional resonance.In fiction, especially science fiction or fantasy works, it may also refer to (or be associated with) a supernatural ability to read others' emotions through psychic means. An example of this are the Betazoids of Star Trek. Most psychics have empathic abilities, either developed through time and experience, or inherent from childhood. While the ability to imagine oneself as another person is a sophisticated imaginative process that only fully develops with time, as later on in life, or with

What I Want To Be
I want to be the one he wakes up thinking about. I want to be the one that when i look at him he knows how special he is to me. I want to be the one he loves uncondtionally. I want to be the one that makes him smile. I want to be the one he turns to when he needs comforting. I want to be the one he goes to bed thinking about. I want to be the one that fills his dreams. one day he may come along and maybe he wont but i will long for the day when he does for when he does my heart will be uncondtionally his.

East Coast S.c.a.r.e. Society
11/25/2007 Leibermann house.... Went sunday night and found a few orbs.... Creepy feeling in and outside of the house.... stayed for about 2 hours and 30 min.... 12/07/07,Meeting with the group(East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/2007,I will be going on another ghost hunt with the group (East Coast S.C.A.R.E. Society).... 12/15/07,Ghost hunt was in poughkeepsie,ny tonight. School bus yard was old dairy place. The group caught some orbs and high readings on the EMF meter,plus some EVP's. The group will go over them to decide what is what! 1/11/08..Group has a meeting.... New members meet and greet and retrain on stuff for everybody.... maybe on 1/19/08 we go to philmont ,ny for a case.... women sez,she has seen a little girl in the house at times.... 1/19/08..philmont has been moved ... 2 weeks from now. the school bus yard has another building.... guess we got the OK for it. so tonight,off to the old dairy yard(school bus yard)..... 1/20/08..So l

Bragging Rights!!
JUST HAD TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.... NOT ONLY IS MY SON BEING RECRUITED TO PLAY HARVARD FOOTBALL AND FOOTBALL AT WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY..BUT.. HE APPLIED TO BAYLOR UNIVERSITY..I TOLD HIM HE NEEDED LOTS OF OPTIONS... AND.. HE GOT ACCEPTED TO BAYLOR UNIVERSITY WITH A $40000 SCHOLARSHIP!!! WOOHOOOO!!!! WE ARE HOLDING OUT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH HARVARD AND WASHINGTON BUT OH TO HAVE THESE CHOICES IN LIFE!! GUESS I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

Thoughts
Why do we kill people to show people that killing people is wrong? When as a society are we going to move beyond this whole "revenge" tactic? We've been doing it for years. And does the bad stop happening? No. So something new..something different needs to be done. Killing someone doesn't change what has already happened..be it murder..rape..kidnapping..whatever it was. I was raped..yes the guy who raped me is in jail..serving time. As much of me that he killed..my trust my faith in the good ofpeople I don't wish him dead. Because him being dead doesn't change the fact that I have to deal with all this emotional bullshit everyday. Getting up in the morning is a huge struggle. And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Who sees revenge as a huge waste of time and engery. There has to be a different way to improve our society. We all live here but we all live within our own groups. White people hang out with white people..asians with asians..blacks with blacks..it ca

Me..........
Just a little bit about me. I am a down to earth female who loves to meet new people. I love to laugh and have fun. The one thing I do not like is drama. I am a well educated woman with alot of class. I love to read, chat, do graphic designs, play with dog, surf the internet, play online games and listen to music. I was born under the zodiac sign of Cancer and if you are into zodiac signs then you will just what type of person I am if not then I suggest you read up on your horoscopes so you will know the type of person you are dealing with. (l0l). I believe in keeping it real at all times, so if you dont want to hear my answer then please dont ask the question cause I may something you dont like. I believe in being me and nothing else, accept me for who I am or dont accept me at all. If you have any questions feel free to ask me, dont be shy or afraid to ask cause when it comes down to the answer I am the one that will chose to give you a answer or not. If you feel me and understand t

Dunno
Well I dont really know what to say but I figured i could go ahead and write a blog. If there are any avid readers you should check out the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice. Its awesome and its alot of fun to read. I am currently reading the final book. Or if you dont like Erotica I would suggest the Dark Hunter Novels by Sherilyn Kenyon. If you want go ahead and read them they are awesom I promise.

Stalkers On Fubar
U know sometimes it feels good for people to tell ya what u want to hear...BUt when people continue to bother you and single you out in name calling it begins to be too much..So just consider who U talk to.....I love to STALK...((LUST)))LETS CLEAR THAT up...BUt never would I make them feel uncomfortable.....Lick me...HA ha....And I thank you to my RAWKIN ASS FRIENDS WHO know what IM talking about and to others who dont....I will just end it with this (((STALK ME WITH CAUTION))))I will bite back.......... Have a merry christmas and HAPPY HOLIDAYS.. SORRY I am not being myself, Love, Memory

Just Like A Woman
Just Like a Woman By:Salty Dog Show a night's affection baby. Make it simple with your innocents' and shys'. Though I knew a few women. They had no mercy and I, know I can't live my life through someone else's eyes Ain't that just like a woman. Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Take a walk on the line. Ticking like a time bomb. Make me feel the hours, long to pass me by. I thought I knew where I was searching. It all looks the same when you stare at the sky. Ain't that just like a woman. Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Ain't that just like a woman. Just like a woman. So amazed by the things she can do. Just like a woman. She hurts like a woman, and that's just like you. Just like you babe. Now I know a few more women with a little mercy and I, ain't gonna waste my time waste my time, waste my time with you woman. Ain't that just like a woman Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Ain't that just like a woman Just like a woman So am

Holiday
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that tur

Breakup Poem
I'm broken I'm bruised All there was was you Now you're gone And there's nothing I can do You've hurt me I've cried All I want to do is die There's nothing else to say My world has been taken away I've loved and lost No matter the cost It hurts so much I try to believe That I'll be freed From this MISERY!

Adult Game
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

This Is For Sgt Danny That Calls Me And Kage Mom And Pop
imikimi - Customize Your World AS OF THIS FRI AT 0500 FRI SGT DANNY WON'T BE ONLINE FOR A LONG TIME . I HAVE GROWN TO CARE ALOT FOR HIM HE IS A AWSOME YOUNG MAN THAT HAS COME INTO MY LIFE SINCE I LOST A SON , PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS ALL OUR LOVE FROM ALL AT DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES CHERIE (MOM ) KAGE (POP) DEB LANEY EMMIT PAYNEJA01 ALL OF US HUN GOD BLESS YOU KEEP YOU SAFE

The Last Star Message
Stars apparently no longer have any substance. They shine, they twinkle, they push their pinpoints of liquid luster against my window, but they’re just stars now. And, it brings to mind the poem I learned as a child, but with a different ending. Starlight, star bright, First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might But now I see only the cold blue light. It’s truly sad how quickly this star faded. It was my doing, I made the twinkle fade. And someday, I’ll learn to not wish upon a star. What will I learn? A star is sometimes too far away to reach. I can’t hold out my hand and cup one between my warm palms. So, I fear there will be no further star messages. The light that used to warm me now hurts me, and that’s not what stars are about. Stars are about love, about infinity; it’s best I leave them that way.

I Hate Depression
i just hate depression you know it makes you numb takes the joy out of life it sucks everything that you were from you and leaves an empty shell. a shadow of your former self. my sleeping habits have gone out the window i don't sleep until morning lately then sleep until 2 or so in the arvo i have no energy i feel so exhausted dead inside. i have soooo much work to do things to catch up on but i just don't have the energy to do so. my camera is my life in terms of money but lately i cant even look at it just to depressed to work the passion isn't there and if ya know photography you'll know that passion is 99% of a photo. i am just trying to stay ahead of the darkness trying not to slip to deep like before my body wears the scars of a darkness so self destructive so dangerous it can kill you. so if i seem a little down just realize its out of my control. friends help always! i love my family and love my gf who is so supportive of me in that way i have mo

For All Dcs Members
Just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to become a member of the DIRTY SOUTH CREW. I don't think I would have time to send thank you comments to everyone in the crew, so I figured i would just make a blog instead and say thank you, THANK YOU again for the acceptance. PROFILEDESIRE.COM

Check This Out For Me.
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Would U??
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

Sunshine
Sunshine When I wake up in the morning Sunshine's falling on my skin And I call you up to tell you What a happy mood I'm in Feel the rhythm in my body And sing is all I wanna do I feel the day will bring me sunshine for it's another day with you

Candles And Flame
Candles, The Power of the Flame The flame represents the source of our creation. It speaks to us of the soul spark, that is above and below, within and without, that which links us all together. It is the light, your light, that which you seek. The power of the flame is neither male nor female but all and everything. Candles and sacred flames are part of the myth and mystery of humanity's experience in 3D, always a reminder of our connection to source. Candles are found on altars, and in other rituals linking to a god source. As a candle melts, it slowly becomes the flame, just as we experience within our lives, slowly returning to the creational flame, until poof the flame is extinguished in 3D, yet the souls spark is immortal. As we are all created by the flame of soul, innately we all believe in magic. Somewhere in our souls is the knowledge that 3D is not all there is. All is magic and illusion. Some of us associate magic with negative (those who which to

Renovation Time.. Lol
Well now it has been awhile since I sat and wrote... but today i feel like it is needed... yes I'm renovating.. lmao i know some of u might be wondering what i mean... and so here is a lil bit into my mind set... at least as of lately... as some of u know, things with jesse and i have been rocky lately... and i have honestly considered letting him go... i think he is married or at the very least still messing with baby momma... he has told me that recently he hit her... he wont tell me why they were even fighting... although i did hear him say, "you fucked him u fowl mouth bitch"... and my thinking is this... if u havent been with her in 2 almost 3 yrs what does it matter who she is fucking??? but he has not made the time to talk to me since it happened for me to find out any information... and our communication has gone to almost nothing... the thing is that i need closer from him... if we are going to end our commited relationship i think we should say it... not just stop seeing

I Love You
I love you like I love a day when everything goes right I love you like I love to lay and watch the stars at night I love you like I love the rain its lustful calm embrace I love you like I love to laugh until it hurts my face I love you like I love to drive with no real destination I love you like I love the thrill of pure infatuation But most of all I love you like I love a cherished friend Who holds me tight, dries my tears and loves me to the end

Healing With Your Hands
Healing With Your Hands All healing must start by getting to the emotional cause of the ailment, or the problem will reoccur or manifest in another part of the physical body. Once established, with forethought that the patient is ready to accept the energy you will channel to them, you are both ready to begin. Healing, using the palms of the hands, is almost instinctual, and is becoming a growing technique, especially with Reiki, as an easy way for anyone to tap in and develop healing skills. When you begin, focus on the palms of your hands, relax, and slowly feel the higher energies filter through them. This may create a sensation of heat or tingling. here's what's going on. You raise your frequency ... bring in higher balanced energy ... transmit it to the other person by touching them, or holding your hands near their body. Some people wash their hands before and after a healing session. Basic skills for healing with your hands Let's first determine which hand wo

Playstation
ok so i used to joke when i was young that i would play u like the nintendo.. yeah that ages me doesnt it.. but i was okcupid and took a personality test.. and the results say im like a playstation.. lmao cant help but post this!!!! gotta luv it!! The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you

Nature Spirits ~ Devas ~ Elementals ~ Trees
Devas are Nature Spirits ~ Devas ~ Elementals ~ Trees part of the Angelic Kingdom and are in direct service to the world of nature expressing themselves as one of the 4 elements. The exist in the ethereal world which runs parallel to our own. They can be seen or felt intuitively or through the lens of a camera. The Jews call them Shedim. The Egyptians called them Afries. Africans named them Yowahoos. Persians called them Devs. NATURE SPIRITS Ellie with Nature Spirits - upstate New York - November 1994 To 'talk telepathcally with nature spirits is to understand that they were created to help restore the balance of nature as humanity is bi-polar and in a constant state of destruction. The destrucrion of the exco-systems around the world - the Amazon ran forests - are just example. There are those of us who love the gentle and compassionate frequencies of many nature spirits - working with them - or just being in their energies as we move towards th

Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dea

Smudging
Smudging Smudging is the burning of certain herbs to create a cleansing smoke bath, which is used to purify people, ceremonial and ritual space, and ceremonial tools and objects.There are different ceremonies and rituals that can be done. The burning of herbs or incense is a practice held sacred by many indigenous cultures. It is a ritual for cleansing, purifying and protecting the physical and spiritual bodies. The effect of the smoke is to banish negative energies. Many differing cultures and peoples have their own methods and herbal mixtures for this purpose. Smudging, done correctly, can bring physical, spiritual and emotional balance. The term Smudging originated in the Native American culture. Native American Indians use a variety of smudging mixtures. In olden times, the end of the smudge stick or braid was lit from the central or cooking fire. Not everyone views the practice of smudging in the same way and different herbs may be used for different purposes. ______

Herbal Healing
Herbal Healing Many people prefer using herbs, a combination of medicinal herbs and western medicine, to cure or alleviate their symptoms. These remedies have no guarantee. Herbology is the art of combining medicinal herbs. A medicinal herb may be a shrub or other woody plant, whereas a culinary herb is a non-woody plant. Herbology is traditionally one of the more important modalities utilized in traditional Chinese medicine (TCM). Each herbal medicine prescription is a cocktail of many herbs tailored to the individual patient. One batch of herbs is typically decocted twice over the course of one hour. The practitioner usually designs a remedy using one or two main ingredients that target the illness. Then the practitioner adds many other ingredients to adjust the formula to the patient's Yin Yang conditions. Sometimes, ingredients are needed to cancel out toxicity or side-effects of the main ingredients. Some herbs require the use of other ingredients as catalyst or else the

How Shjould I Say...
I love you with a permanence That endures the passing years. I love you with a joyfulness That subdues all doubts and fears. I love you with an honesty That was born within my heart. I love you with the calm belief That we will never part. I love you with a confidence No earthly force can sever. I love you with the certainty That I’ll cherish you forever. I love you with the humbleness Of one who has been blessed. I love you with the reverence Of all that word suggests. I love you with a fervor That time cannot reverse. I love you with the truest love That I have put to verse.

One Day
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine

Dirty Addictions
DIRTY ADDICTION HAS A NEW LOOK, NEW TUNES, AND EVEN MORE AWESOME PEOPLE! STOP BY AGAIN AND HAVE SOME FUN! JUST CLICK THIS LINK TO GET TO DIRTY ADDICTION: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50214 WISHING YOU AND YOURS A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE STAFF AT DIRTY ADDICTION! STOP IN SUBSCRIBE AND SAY BOBBYBONES SENT YOU NOW

Mistletoe Game
The 1st person to message u saying " I'd kiss you under the mistletoe. "... will be your fubar sweetheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours...U have 2 do this even if you are taken! GOOOD LUCKK! Now u gotta repost this as, Mistletoe game

To My Wife
I am not very good at this writing so here it goes. This goes to my vey sexy and loving wife. I sometimes forget how tender and precious the touch of her lips are on mine and the fell for hands on my back or arms or just holding hands when we walk I take them for granted. I take for granted she is there for the girls taking care of them. Picking them up from school going to the ortho or soccer or what ever they need to do. Its been hard with my hours at work changing and not getting home till 9pm or later. she had a misscarrage 4 months ago and might be in the middle of another God I hope not. Honey I love you so much you are my other half for I am not whole with out you. Your Loving Husband Paul

S.i.n.
S.I.N. Lyrics By:Ozzy Osbourne A psycho driver twisted in my head Silence broken, but there's nothing said I got a nightmare from a fantasy Will the voices ever set me free Chorus: I can hear 'em, I can hear 'em Someone wake me when it's over I can see 'em, I can see 'em I can see 'em over and over again I saw it happening like deja-vu They tried to tell me but they couldn't get through In my head I hear the voices scream I need someone to tell me what it means Chorus Whoa--who turned off the lights? Whoa--a shadow in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don't leave me on my own tonight No, no I can't make it alone Don't leave me on my own tonight Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass I wonder if tonight will be my last I need an angel who can rescue me To save me from my mental symphony Chorus Whoa--who turned out the lights? Whoa--shadows in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don

The Noise In My Head
It's that time of night again I'll crack open the bottle of gin With its help Ill be able to erase The memory of your warm embrace Its been more than a year since my world fell apart When you came home that night and spilt your guilty heart Your words flowed like water over deafening ears The choice you made justified all of my fears I've always known that happiness was not for me For others it's easy but misery is my destiny Your words overwhelm me and I act enraged Inside I know, it's the same old play I don't deserve to be loved or so I've been told I gone to the depths of my emotional shores I've given it all to only be hurt and betrayed Now I just feel my heart slipping away In pain comes pleasure or so I've been told All I feel is the peace of mending my soul I've let it all go now and accepted my fate I will be all I need before it is to late Cruel words of others stick to skin like gl

Damn, Maybe I Am Just A Bitch...
Ever have one of those days when ONE thing goes wrong and it goes from a great day to wanting to hurt someone? Yeah, it's one of those days! Started out so good and in the past three hours it's gone to hell. Think I need a real life bar to help this one out!

Silver Speaks
Well, well, it took a bit, but I'm back online full time, and crazy as ever! On a high note, I finally got a guestbook that works...no more icky huge white space on my jprofile that does nothing...so sign it, yall! :D Still DJ'in for Hippo Radio, still diggin' it bigtime...check it out at www.hipporadio.co.uk, or check out our lounge right here in Fubar...and dig on that awesome audio goodness!! Brightest of Blessings to All!!!

Games
There is at least one person on your FUBAR list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!!

Is It Worth It
is it worth it when you are friends with some one and you say something to them they take it the wrong way and you never speak to them. this happened to a friend of mine she said something and her friend seem to turn their back on her wont talk to her or anything i told her that if they were a real friend that they would always be there for them. so if you need to say something that might hurt someones feelings let them know that if it is going to hurt them then that is the way it is but one can to keep things bottled up inside as it will eat away at you and then when you do say something it will be totally wrong. and you could really loose a very dear friend. be wise at what you say and let the other know that you mean no harm.

Screen Name
i haev alot of people asking what my name on here mean well i got something better if you really want to no me and not just as someone on the net ether but as a person then really listen to this song its by zeromancer-- Doppelganger I Love You

You've Got Her In Your Pocket
You've Got Her In Your Pocket By: The White Stripes You've got her in your pocket And there's no way out now Put it in the safe and lock it 'cause it's at home sweet home Nobody ever told you that it was the wrong way To trick a woman, make her feel she did it her way And you'll be there if she ever feels blue And you'll be there when she finds someone new What to do Well you know You keep her in your pocket Where there's no way out now Put it in a safe a lock it 'cause it's home sweet home The smile on your face made her think she had the right one Then she thought she was sure By the way you two could have fun But now she might leave Like she's threatened before Grab hold of her fast Before her feet leave the floor And she's out the door 'cause you want To keep you in my pocket Where there's no way out now Put it in a safe a lock it 'cause it's home sweet home And in your own mind You know you're lucky just to know her And in the beginning

Any Advice
If you would go to this link and leave me a comment please . i have never done this b4 and would love to see how this works. To all my friends and people who would like to be my friends you are welcome to leave comments for me and become my friend. i would really like to hear from you. Thank you so much.. Hope to be hearing from friends and future friends very soon. thankx again , christopher http://fubar.com/user/1253263

Karma
TheKarmaQuiz.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! john, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition! Score: 21 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way! MyHotComments

Jackets
i really want these two very nice jackets but they both cost $110 each. now if i didnt buy this sweater and watch i would have bought them both. i already spent 200 dollars for those. what should i do?

Lovely Pain
We were once united now we're worlds apart i thought we would always be together but it wasnt to be you said you wanted to be free As i look into your eyes all i want is to cry the pain and hurt i feel i just cant believe its real as you walk away and say bye i felt like i would die and as we drift apart the pain crushed my heart

Usually Here, Always Gone: The Ramblings Of A True American Anti-hero
So I was talking to this girl that thinks she has a dilemma... ...basically, her and 3 girls she knows were GREAAAAAAAAT friends back in high school... ...so she says. Now, her dilemma is that the other three will not talk to any of the others, but all three DO talk to her.... ...and she wants to tell them how everyone else is doing sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad... ...but says she can't because they are not talking to each other. In my opinion... ...not that great of friends at all. My OPINION mind you *LMFAO* (last thing I need is some sob story/hate mail/or whatever it is you might feel inclined to do) I mean seriously, me and my friends have been at outs before... ...words been said... ...boobies were grabbed... ...sometimes flashed.... ...threats made... ...and blows thrown. NOW....after all that (disregarding the booby flashing because you know that

Ranks
President:..............Rebel Vice President:.........Slugger (Rebel's wife) Secretary:..............Slugger (Rebel's wife) Treasurey:..............Slugger (Rebel's wife) Road Master:............Ritz Asst. Road Master:......Country Sgt Of Arms:............Pain Web tec:................Country Member:.................Panic (Pain's wife) Member:.................Little Rebel (Rebel & Sluggers son) Member:.................Little Man (Pain & Panics son) Member:.................Little D (country's son) Member:.................Nikkie (Country's Daughter)

What The Fukk Is Goin On
I NEVER RANT ABOUT EVERYTHING . I AM THE ONE THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS COME TO WHEN THEY NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO . I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR MY FRIENDS AND WHAT DOES THAT GET ME . STABBED IN THE BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN . I WAS WITH A WOMAN ON HERE FOR A WHILE THINGS WERE GOOD BUT WE SLOWLY STARTED TO DRIFT APART AND SHE WAS ALL TRYIN TO MAKE ME DECIDE IF I WANTED TO BE WITH HER OR NOT ON A DAY THAT I WAS SICK AND WAS HAVING MIGRAINS SO BAD THAT I COULD BARELY SEE . SHE GETS PISSED OFF AND ENDS IT THEN BLOCKS ME FROM EVERYTHING AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL HAS TOLD SOME OF MY FRIENDS A BUNCH OF SHIT TO WHERE THEY WONT EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE . I HAVE TRIED TALKING TO SOME OF THEM BUT I ALWAYS GET THE COLD SHOULDER . I TRIED TALKIN TO HER TO SAY IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING AND WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE FRIENDS AND I GET BLOWN OFF AGAIN . I USED TO WORK FOR A LOUNGE WICH I WILL NOT MENTION THE NAME BUT I WAS THERE G.M. AND DJ . I DJ'D ON THE AVERAGE 12-15 HOURS A DAY EVERYDAY I DID EVERYTHING

A Poem
"I see you in my mind i fear you in my sleep everywhere i go you're there by my side haunting me in my dreams killing me in my sleep i tried so hard to run and hide but you're there in the shadows in my mind"

Please Help !!! = (
Ok, I have had this cough 2 and a half weeks now and is showing now signs of stopping. Let me give you the whole "story" about it. At the beginning of the 2 and a half weeks I started having a really horrible sore throat. At that time I contributed the coughing to the dry and sore throat that I was having. But then the sore throat went away with some meds I had from my last sore throat. But the coughing stayed. And then the sore throat came back but not as severe. So basically the sore throat then was due to the coughing. Then I started getting either allergies or a cold cause I started having a congested nose and a little bit of sneezing. Now the allergy / cold "issues" are gone but this cough is still here. The problem that I am having with it now is that it is taking a horrific toll on my stomach muscles. It started as just hurting when I coughed. But now it much worse. I have been taking cough meds and drops but nothing is working. Two nights ago I went to bed after

My Engagement!
i am engaged to a wonderful man and i can't wait to go home and see him, i have talked to his mother and sister, and i can't wait to see them either, my family sucks and i'm not too thrilled for the other end, but we're gonna have to travel together so that we can see eachothers family...

Peeing Where You Shouldnt
Has anyone ever peed where you shouldn't. I am not talking about those emergency times..where you whip it out.. when your outside. I mean, have you ever slept walk..or was so tired you peed where you shouldn't. I was on here late lastnight..and seen my boy come down the steps. The bathroom is right near the corner I am in. Anyways.. he turns right..going into the kitchen. I was kinda curious about what he was doing so I got up and followed him. He went straight down into the basement. Hes kinda in a daze..looking around. Next thing i know hes whipping it out. This is my youngest.. 7yrs old. I rushed over.. directed him over to the drain in the floor..so it wasnt all over the place. It started out.. just going everywhere! Had a nice job of floor cleaning afterwards. LOL. When I was little.. like around his age.. my mom said I got up and went into this tiny little closet we had..and peed. Its just amazing what all you do when your asleep~

Friendship
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.

Lve And Its Awful Ways
I think everyone at some point in their life has liked or even loved someone who either doesnt like you back or doesnt even know you are alive. Seems I have fallen for the guys who cant love me back or just dont know how I feel. Both are my fault but whos to blame any one self for their heart and is it really love or just lust after something we cant have. Is it our way to know we still feel, by wanting something we cant have and getting our hearts broken? Could it be that if we did get what we wanted we wouldnt want it anymore? I've been there too, wanted someone so bad but when I got them had a change of heart and instead of them breaking my heart i broke theirs. So we go through life and want and need but never appreciate what we do have. We keep the bad apples and throw out the great ones then end up without any at all. All I want is to find someone who wont break my heart, treat me like Im someone special, and love me for who I am. Isnt that all any of us want??

Me To
Last night we kissed, you kissed my pain away. You said 'I love you' If I would have known, I'd have said 'Me too'. Now tonight its to late You're gone from me forever. The lord took you away and now my pain is killing me Soon I'll be with you again to say 'Me too'

Quizes For Fun
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

A Vampires Lust
I wake just before dusk, safe and secure in my room. Enveloped by darkness, but still able to see the faint traces of the sun's last light under the door to my bedroom, I sit up and pause at the edge of my bed. I pull my hair back away from my face, only to have it tumble forward again. The fog in my head clears at the same moment the light winks out from under my door. Bright-eyed and alert now, I can think about the night ahead. I slip off the end of my bed and pad around the room. The floor is cool against my bare feet and it heightens my senses even further. Yes… tonight I am hungry. Tonight I will hunt. Smiling to myself I quickly go through all the necessary motions, getting together clothing, money, keys, etc. In the shower I ponder my options. Should I go to the park, the library, or the clubs? The warm water on my skin is delicious, like thousands of warm fingers on my skin. Drying myself after the shower, I return to my options. Remembering the last fiasco at the park, and

Feelings
You put the world on my shoulders and i take it all. You don't say thank you you just act like its nothing. I try to be strong try to hide my feelings for you. I make it so you don't see all the hurt I have inside. I wish you would help me, instead of me helping you. I can't let you down thats how you make me feel. So now I'm saying sorry for my own Feelings.

A Dragons Lullabuy
Soft sounds of nesting Dragons Heavy breath’s of mammoth beasts Blues, Gold’s, Reds and Browns Surrounding the Queen Of Emerald Green A trumpet sounds, bells ring All rise to the challengers The Bronze arrive! Take care O’ winged friend First the Blues shoot for the sky Darting through the caves Bursting into sunlight Guarding the Lair Then the Reds, blood curdling screams Split the dawn Rising to the enemy The warriors rush in To battle the Gold’s arise No mercy given, no quarter taken The Bronze shall fall! The battle joined Quiet as mice, the Browns depart Off to their points, Guard the young! Slower than the others Yet, far more ruthless Arise! Arise! O’ Warriors of the sky Soar to the heavens Defend the caves Defend the Queen Of Emerald Green From out of the heavens The Bronze descend To take the Queen The ultimate prize The battle is joined, voices raised The cries of death, screams of victory ‘Twas feared the Bronze would rule

Anyone
When you tell me it's good, I know it's not. When you tell me I'm pretty, I know I'm not. I can see in your eyes That you mean well. But did you look in mine, And see all the hurt inside? I want to feel warm But all I get is cold. I want to see light But I'm in the dark. I'm calling out and no one's listening. Can anyone help, Or are you too busy to care? Turn and look. Am I still there?!

Hme
Ok so I get home from Iraq in about 2 months. I am planning on getting 2 new tattoos, The first really isnt going to be that big of a deal Just a reverse tribal around my right arm. But the other one is going to be The Soldiers Memorial. The problem I am going to is I cant find a picture that I like and havent really been able to find somebody to draw a good one. So if anybody can draw and would be so kinda as to draw me a Tweeked picture of the Soldiers Memorial send me a message please. And for those of you that are wondering what the Soldiers Memorial is Its either a M-16 or M-4 stood up between a pair of boots with the Kevlar placed on the butt of the rifle and Dogtags hanging from the pistol grip of the rifle.

Please Place A Vote
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Home
I am going to be doing two big things for Christmas.... I am taking a vacation - my sister baught me tickets to go to N.Y. for a week over the holidays - and I am going alone!! That started a big argument with my sister but I told her that was the only way I would go. I have not seen my neice's in a long time and I need to. Brianne, the older neice (she is 9) has been singled out to be trained for the 2012 Olympics for horse jumping. Didnt know that was an Olympic sport but why not!! She has won or placed in every competition along the eastern sea board. It is amazing because she is competeing against girls as old as 14 and 15. So I will get to see her and my other niece who is also my God Daughter. My sister is the only close family I have left so it will be nice to see her. I am panicking already about taking a week away from work and I am not leaving until the 20th of Dec. I have been making checklists and bugging the hell out of everyone about it. I am bringing my c

Wow Life Is Good Right Now And Forever Just Keep The Money Coming
great people around me, in the hand of the lord ,there no stop us from the bottom all the way to the top.(thanks for making us million) thanks to all my bro.and my new bro. ( KIMO )kill them all when you get in the ring bro.(the lord is on your side)

School....
Well all just wanna share my Joy with you all and let you all know that i will be started School on Jan 22 of 08 .. I will be going for my AOS Degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design — Architectural. At Island Drafting and Technical Institute ... I went for the test today an passed with flying colors .. .. HOOO HOOOOOO

Blue Sky
When do stars fade their light? Does the moon and the sun make it right For you the world maybe Like an endless storm chasing a mystery Is there hate in your heart? Does your body drop and tell you to stop Loving you or loving me When it all falls down you just sing with me Coz there's a blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow shining and shimmering A blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow Maybe it's all we need Oh don't you wash away that smile You just look out the window and see the light It's beautiful to be alive It's wonderful to live a life The sun is sure to shine For you and me for everyone So don't be sad it's just the start Of a new beginning in your life Rain will keep on pouring Some things you can't control And while the sun seems far and hard to hold It will unfold There will always be a blue sky A blue sky waiting tomorrow

It Just Keeps Getting Better......
b/f and i are planning or trying to have a baby! I can't wait to be a mom....I love kids to death. We already have names picked out. Boy- Connor Daniel Girl- Zayra Faye.... We have been together for 3 yrs and I wouldn't trade him for anything. We have had our ups and downs but who doesn't. We put up w/eachothers shit. He means everything to me. He's most important in my life. I love you baby more than you ever know! "We will never part"

Healing
Now, we have gotten through one more fall, I can just admit I’ve got it all ’cause I do ’cause I’ve got you. We’ve crossed these battle lines too many times. It passes through the heart. But it never leaves a mark. ‘Cause your love just keeps on healing me, no matter how I bruise. If I just trust you, your love just keeps on dealing me one more cure, one more chance that wasn’t there before, In your arms, no pain can harm the way I’m feeling ‘Cause don’t you know that your love is healing. I kicked around these lines in my head but I never listened to the words that you said. See where it’s lead. Well, I think I have it now ‘Cause you’ve showed me how And all I had to do was just to keep my eyes on you.

That Ass
Oh, that ass. I've got to smack that ass.Oh, that ass just have to smack that ass.Stick your ass in the air and shake it round then jiggle it, jiggle it up and down. Now swing it to the left then swing it to the right. Swing it for me baby all damn night.Oh, that ass.I've got to smack that ass. Oh that ass just have to smack that ass. Get me tied up and go for broke. Tease me a little while you drink your Coke.Play with some ice with yo ass so fine.Let me know that you wanna be mine and I know this may sound corny but oh, me so horny, oh, oh me so horny, oh me so horny. Me love you long time. That ass I've just got to smack that ass............lol...

Merry Christmas From Heaven
This is a poem that says what I know he would say if he could. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HEAVEN Written by: John Mooney I still hear the songs I still see the lights I still feel your love on cold wintery nights I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each momemt to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfect all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear Cause I'm spending my Christmas with Jesus this year Merry Christmas Marcus....I know how much you loved this time of year and you are here with us always. We love you now and forever. xoxoxoxo Ila and

Birthdays
Well yesterday was my 21st birthday!!!! No i didn't go get shit faced I had to work today. But i did get a new puppy she is a Bassit and Dushound mix. I named her City, she is adorable. Her paws almost the size of my hands and the funny thing is she is barely 4 weeks old, small body and big paws. Friday the family and I are going to Fast Eddies to kick my new found legalness into gear. I've gotten lots of goodies with more to come from the rest of the family. Ryan got me Jack skelington car mats, 2 new pairs to heels, Cheshire cat key chain, a new evening wallet, and a sparklong white fadora. Mom gave me a $2000 check to pay for my wisdom teeth. Which is awesome!!!! But i'm off to go eat some cup cakes so to da loo for now....

I'll Miss You
I came on here today thing i would just delete my profile and then i have all this mail from some really good friends.I still want to delete my profile.So talk me out of it if i get less then 100 comments i'm deleting.

What Should I Do
I went to see my boyfriend and everything went fine untill I went in the shower and when I came out and he was gone and left me a message that sorry had to go and explian later he has also blocked me from his myspace page so I can't even message him at all Help

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Fake People
I cannot stand fake people EVEN IF THEY ARE FAMILY BY BIRTH...I Am tired of People trying to act like they Are Friends or Family then turn around and lie, Steal,And Talk shit..You Know People like you have no Friends And You Wonder Why HELLO Your Fake thats why..I am Done With Fake People I Don't Need you At All..I Was Happy without you and I will Be Again..I Need only Myself To Be Happy.. The Friends I have Are One in A Million And Cannot Be Taken... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DAVID AND SUE.....

Bedtime Story
The Magic Pen I’m sitting in my backyard on a sunny early spring afternoon. My blue spiral notebook is on my lap and a magic pen is in my hand. The pen doesn’t look that special if you see it in my bag or on my desk, just a black gelstick pen with a cap. The magic begins when I touch it to paper. Two fussy blue jays chase each other overhead. “Are they mad at each other or just playing?” My pen writes the question before I have time to think of it. A squirrel buries a pecan in the next door neighbor’s yard, his bushy tail twitching as he digs. “How will he remember where he hid it?” my pen asks. I really don’t know. There are tiny yellow flowers tucked throughout the greening grass. “Why do we call them weeds?” the pen questions. Oh, and there are six fluffy dandelion seed balls lined up against the side of my house. “You can make a wish, you know. What will you wish for?” my pen asks. I stop writing for a moment to think of all the possibilities. A yellow

Military Bullshit
I'm FURIOUS with our USMC! I'm positive this type of bullshit happens in all of the branches however! Back in 1999 when my daughter was a high school senior she was approached by a Marine recruiter and enlisted into the Marines as her plan for after graduation, which only the good Lord knew how much a taste of reality my daughter needed! Even if she only survived boot camp I was sure it could only be a positive thing for her! Long story short, from January when she enlisted until maybe March it was Sgt, then as time passed it became a first name basis only. Before we'd realized it they'd been dating! YES.... This 24yr old MARRIED RECRUITER was not only dating my high school senior, but the week of her graduation they assured themselves of her not going to boot camp in Sept, or the Marines at all, with a PREGNANCY! Also, during these months of joy, during a verbal argument between he and I in my front yard, he assaulted me by taking both hands and shoving them into my che

The Lost Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus," The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preache

Venting
Back in September my ex-husband accused my husband of molesting my 5 year old daughter. My ex was awarded temporary physical custody and ordered to let me have "frequent" vists with her. Well, after almost 6 weeks, my husband was cleared by CYS and I have gotten my poart of the orginal 50/50 custody back. They have determined that the stories were false, and have suggested psycological help for my little girl. Obvious to me, how else is a 5 year old going to recover from that sort of brainwashing? I have tried to get her an appointment with a certin place, but her father refused treatment, since we have 50/50 custody, I can't get her treated without his consent. He wants to take her to the same place he's being treated at, and I won't allow that. Who knows what kind of lies he's telling there, expecially since I know the kind of lies he's telling everyone else. My daughter certinly does not need treated for something that didn't happen. The counselors I chose have no previous tr

Contest Stuffs!
Ok, just for fun... and also cuz I'm at a loss. Can someone please help me name my pussy?! I'm willing to put up 10,000 Fu-bucks to the winner. Just click the pic and leave comments. My 13 yr old and 4 yr old daughters will be the judges so y'all know that I'm not playing favorites to anyone. I will have them pick next Friday afternoon. Gives y'all a week. Thanks! A little history. It's a female cat. She came to me on Yule. She only really likes me, would only come up to me. She's not mean to my kids and she's warming up to them. She will follow me to the mailbox and back home. She's an all around great little kitty. Now she just needs to warm up to the neighbors' chihuahua and older cat. But she's young yet, I estimate her to be about 8 or 9 months old. (I'm a Vet Tech, I learned these things.)

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This Bitch's Blog
omfg!! this site is even scarier than MySpace!!! and apparently it's actually censored, so I really, really don't see why people come here. do not rejoice however, for you are not free of my retardedness just yet: when i get used to the eerie mess that is my homepage, i shall start reposting my Yahoo!360 blogs here like i do in MySpace and Multiply. yay!! (...?) meanwhile, here's my 360 page http://360.yahoo.com/tlazolteotl.immortal and my multiply and myspace pages if you seriously have no life. http://myspace.com/1ts_just_me http://tlazolteotl.multiply.com oh, and there WILL be porn, i promise =P ....omg does this site even accept html???

Say Hi To Jesus And His Father
To all of you that i have decieved, i am gods child not alone, I have been waalking with him for a while ever since the age 12 so I have told a bunch of you that i am wiccan but I really follow christ so if anyone is offended that think i am not who said I was.

~the Kiss~
IT IS STORMY OUTSIDE AS I SIT BY MY WINDOW WATCHING THE RAIN FALL LIKE SILENT TEARS I WAIT FOR YOU TO COME HOLD AND KISS ME. INTO THE ROOM YOU QUIETLY WALK. LOOKING AT YOUR FACE I SEE YOUR SOFT TENDER LIPS GENTLY I STROKE YOUR CHEEK, MY FINGER TIPS BRUSH SOFTLY ACROSS YOUR LIPS. MY LIPS TOUCH YOUR WITH A SILENT BREATH, LONG AND SOFT. I LOVE YOUR KISS AS I LOVE YOU

A Great Friends Loss.
Click The Photo To Go To Adam's Profile. One Of Our Dearest Friends,Adam Aka Chains has suffered a great loss, His Mum had passed away suddenly on Tuesday,November 27,2007. He was very close to her,She Mean't the World To Him. He Is Devastated By this loss,and Needs All The Love And Support That we can muster up for him, As Online Family And Friends,We must Reach Out to him and Let Him Know We are there For Him,in his dire time of need. To All Who Know Adam,You Know What a Wonderful And Phenomenal Friend He has Been to All he comes in Contact with, So I Ask All To Please Stop By His Profile and Leave Your Love And Heartfelt Sympathy For Him. With Great Sympathy,in Our Hearts Bobby And Roxanne.

The Final Word
Ok, due to recent events in my life starting 2 days ago I am resigning my positions and cutting all affiliations with any lounges that I belong to. I will still continue to stay on the site and visit people in lounges but I am not going to belong to any one lounge. The contacts I have on yahoo messenger is getting greatly reduced to the only ones that I want to stay and talk to. I am sorry for the feelings that I am hurting by doing this but like I said, due to events from yesterday and the day before, I feel this is the best course of action for me. This site has just added way too much stress and drama into my life that I didnt need. I have plenty already. So I am seriously cutting back for now. I might return in the future to a more active state with the site but today will be the last day that I am totally active. I know I repeated myself but sometimes thats what people need to understand something. I have had fun, its been great, I wish you all the best and hope to see you agai

+++life+++
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Wee!
So im willing to give away an ipod nano to anyone who can whore out my site and sell something for me. If you make two sales, ill give you an ipod nano AND a psp If you sell 3 things for me, ill give you an ipod nano, a psp, AND a ps2 If you sell 4 things for me, ill give you an ipod nano, a psp, AND a ps2 AND whatever else you want from our store, INCLUDING the laptop or ps3 So pretty much all you have to do, is spam my link, tell your friends to check it out, and if they buy something tell them to use your name in the email to me :) Thats all. The more referals to the site you get, the more FREE stuff you get :) The only cost to you, is some of your time :) Heres the link to my store. http://hstrial-aschriefer.homestead.com/index.html

For You I Am
I AM A SOFT FEATHER PILLOW COME REST YOUR HEAD ON ME LET YOUR FEELING OUT I WONT TELL A SOUL I AM A STREAM FLOWING COME SIT ON MY BED COOL YOURSELF OFF BY LYING WITH ME YOU ARE NOT ALONE I AM HERE WITH YOU FOREVER

Storys ( True And False )
My cousins boyfriend remodels houses and one day he was in the closet of a house and felt something on hes neck and swiped it off. 3 days later the same spot swole up to be a huge red bump. He went to the doctor and they cut it open to drain and discovered a brown recluse spider layed 3 egg sacks in hes neck. Then he fell ill and started suffering horrible stomach cramps and spent a whole month in the hospital before he recovered. This is a true Story - My mom called me the other day to tell me he was released from the hospital finally.

The Cannibal Within
A WARNING : I will now reveal the facts to you--the hard, inexorable, terrible facts. The truth is not beautiful--it stands on cloven hoofs--it is covered with coagulated blood--but it is the truth. The human race does not control its own destiny. We may think we are free--millions of brainwashed simians living in a corn-fed Babylon called America believe this fantasy--but it is all an illusion. We are slaves--livestock--tethered on a long and invisible leash. "The Earth is a farm," wrote Charles Fort. "We are someone else's property." We may think we are special--holy, honored, valued--god's chosen primates--but that is a fraud. The dupes of superhuman forces, we are misfits and abominations. We have no higher purpose--no savior god died for our sins--we exist, only because our masters are infatuated with our meat. We have a choice: the evil may be patiently borne or savagely resisted M.L Maribello The ancestors discovered the pleasure--the almost orgasmic j

So Hard
can anyone tell me why it is so damn hard to find a good woman in this world? i have been searching forever for the right woman to give my heart and love to but i can't seem to find that special person to live the rest of my life with.

Viper Pit Lounge - News And Info
Begining Dec 1st 2007 The Viper Pit Will Become a PRIVATE VIP Lounge Only. Each member can have a custom Viper Pit VIP ID made for them. ( Made By Jokers Wild Or Lacey Wild ) Each Member Must have a verified Salute - No Exceptions. FUBAR VIP is NOT Required to be a Viper Pit VIP Member. I Will be cleaning House the Morning Of Dec 1st. WHY ? : I would rather have a hand full of Real Friends to sit and chat with, Than a bunch of numbers & Fakes. I think we are a pretty Tight knit family that can get along, Compromise when we have diffrences and come to one anothers side when they are in need of our support and compassion. We will still have security in the lounge, Authough in the past we realy havent had to have it so I have reduced some moderators that are not active in the lounge and VP Greeters have remained the same. Anyone have any Questions Feel Free to FUBAR msg me..... We have also Gained A Benifactor for the radio stations with a 1 yr commitment. Any

1 Month V.i.p Give Away
Hello everyone I just wanted to ask all of my friends if they wouldn't mind helping me out. I am in a give away and I am trying to get a 1 month V.I.P. I need to get 14,500 comments. Now I know its alot but if you think about it I have helped most of you out. If you do help me out I will make you a pic of something. Well here is the link to the pic if you have the heart to help me out>>>>> Brought to you by ~*Demented Kitty*~@ fubar

Your Special!
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, drool when you smile or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there; you're fucking special...

Whats Next?
two elementary kids here in michigan fought over an i pod. one kid brought a gun to the after-school fight. luckily the police were tipped off and intervined. i think the gun scene at schools is getting rediculious. thats what happens when your not allowed to correct your child.

Devestating News!!!
True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep I don't know what's worse: a.. Having your girlfriend find out you're married b.. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis c.. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

Big Daddy Nick
My broken heart has finally seen the light about a man here that goes by the man named.. Big Daddy Nick. Ladies if he is in your list.. be very very careful. He is the BIGGEST player in Fubar..He tells you want you want to hear.. chases you.. tells you he is interested and that he wants you..then when you start telling him you have feelings for him.. he starts pushing you away.. for months Nick told me he wanted me.. even told me he loved me..and all that stuff..See, I own a lounge here and he was my promoter.. the so called promoting he was doing.. he was spending it with another girl in her lounge.. telling her the same things he was telling me. A few of his friends and I have been talking.. one is his real offline ex.. she is so hurt by him.. and told me that he is still married.. He never got a divorce. He was telling me how she cheated him 19 times.. and all these lies.. how she was keeping him from his kids.. which was a lie. He sees his kids whenever he likes.. and his w

Used Like A Plase Matt!!
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT MEN LIKE USING WOMEN FOR JUST ONE THING!!! AND THEY LIKE TREATING THE GOOD WOMAN LIKE PLACE MATT'S AND WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH US THEN THEY THROW US IN THE TRASH JUST LIKE THE TREAT US AND IT GET'S TIRYING AFTER AWHILE... BUT PEOPLE WILL SAY WELL WHY DO YOU TAKE IT??? WELL WHEN YOU DONT HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN OR WHEN THEY MAKE YOU USE ALL OF YOUR MONEY FOR THE KID'S THEN YOU TELL US WHAT ARE SUPPOSE TO DO???? IT IS HARD FOR US WHEN THE KID'S ARE INVOLVED BUT MEN DONT LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT THEY JUST WANT A PIECE AND THAT'S ALL THEN THEY THROW US AWAY!!!!!

For My Dear Friend, Adam...*hugs*
Our dear friend, Adam...lost his dear Mum suddenly yesterday. I'm not sure of the details as yet...but I do know he was very close to her & she meant the world to him. And that he is devastated & needs all the support & love from all his family & friends here. Anyone who has the blessing of having Adam's friendship...knows what a caring, loving person he is & the dearest friend you could ever have. I wanted to do this because he is very important to me as he is to all of you here & to let everyone know about his deep sorrow & loss of his dear Mum...

Soooo Sweet
Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have this wish I wish tonight I wish she knows just how I feel And know her Beauty is definitly real Even though, so far away She's closer to me in everyway I dont ask for much, but let her see All the good things she brought to me Kool-aid smile when shes around Talking to her turns my frown up side down Beauty that rotates inside and out Booty that makes a brother scream and shout Eyes that sparkle like the 4th of july Kindness so warm like a sweet potato pie Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might See her face in mornings light

Delete
ok well im deleteing my fubar page. ive met some good people on here that id like to keep in touch with.so if i dont already have your yahoo or Aol messenger screen names, then please email them to me, because by tonight i will delete my profile. Just tired of alot of bullshit on the site and alot of fake people. So like i said if you would like to keep in touch with me then please send me your email addresses. Thanks -Jennifer aka BrokenSoul

Weird Scenes From The Gold Mine...
Some of you may not be football fans.. or watch the news. The 21 on my page is my own little way of paying tribute to Sean Taylor, Safety for the Washington Redskin, slain in his home Monday night. Sean has been one of, if not my favorite players on the Skins. He's gotten a bad reputation for being your trypical NFL thug.. but he was anything but that. His talent was off the charts and he had yet to reach his peak. I live and breath Redskins football, which is not always a good thing given the way they seem to find a way to lose with so much talent. Many times my only salvation during a game they were clearly destined to lose would was the opportunity to see Sean absolutely POP a wide reciever or running back in the secondary... sometimes it was as if his hits were an extension of my anger at the score.. in that way I felt a connection. I dont think the Skins will EVER have a player like him again in my lifetime and that saddens me beyond words.. What truly matters though is the

Marillion - Kayleigh (lyrics)
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair By the way didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh is it too late to say Im sorry? And kayleigh could we get it together again? I just cant go on pretending that it came to a natural end Kayleigh, oh I never thought Id miss you And kayleigh I thought that wed always be friends We said our love would last forever So how did it come to this bitter end? Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park Do you remember dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember you never understood I had to go By the way, didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to br

My Horoscope For 11/27
You've got to make a tough call between your family (or friends) and your working life. The balance is heavily tilted toward the personal, but the outcome, of course, is totally up to you.

R.e.m. - You Are The Everything ( Lyrics)
Sometimes I feel like I can't even sing (say, say, the light) I'm very scared for this world I'm very scared for me Eviscerate your memory Here's a scene You're in the back seat laying down The windows wrap around To sound of the travel and the engine All you hear is time stand still in travel and feel such peace and absolute The stillness still that doesn't end But slowly drifts into sleep The stars are the greatest thing you've ever seen And they're there for you For you alone you are the everything I think about this world a lot and I cry And I've seen the films and the eyes But I'm in this kitchen Everything is beautiful And she is so beautiful She is so young and old I look at her and I see the beauty Of the light of music The voices talking somewhere in the house Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep With your teeth in your mouth You are here with me You are here with me You have been here and you are everything

U2 - One (lyrics)
Is it getting better Or do you feel the same Will it make it easier on you Now you got someone to blame You say One love One life When it`s one need In the night It's one love We get to share it It leaves you baby If you don`t care for it Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well it`s too late Tonight To drag the past out Into the light We`re one But we`re not the same We get to carry each other Carry each other One Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much More than a lot You gave me nothing Now it`s all I got We`re one But we`re not the same We hurt each other Then we do it again You say Love is a temple Love a higher love Love is a temple Love the higher law You ask me to enter But then you make me crawl And I can`t be holding on To wha

Joseph Arthur - In The Sun (lyrics)
I picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy And being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes cause when you showed me myself I became someone else But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need I picture you fast asleep A nightmare comes You cant keep awake May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you cause if I find If I find my own way How much will I find If I find If I find my own way How much will I find You I dont know anymore What its for Im not even sure If there is anyone who is in the sun Will you help me to understand cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need Maybe youre not even sure what its for Any more than me May gods love be with you Alwa

My Life
A New Day What is that saying, today is the first day of the rest of your life? Well, I am ready to make the changes needed to take that first step into my future....to actually start "the rest of my life"... So what exactly does that entail you ask? I guess my first step in my new adventure/ life is my divorce. My marriage is over, has been for quite a while now, so the obvious answer to that problem is divorce. This is a difficult path for all involved, but it is necessary. I wish the children didn't have to endure this yet again, but it is all for the best for everyone, in the long run. Lately I have met several new friends, whom have become very close to my heart, and reconnected with old friends, which is always wonderful. Each and every one of you have touched me in a special way, and I don't know what I would have done without you. You have been my rocks when I needed a solid foundation to stand on, thank you for that. Those special new friends, you know who y

How I Feel
I JUST FEEL I NEED TO DO THIS NOT TO MAKE PEOPLE PIDDY OR FEEL SORRY FOR ME I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT HOW I LET THINGS GO BAD SO FAST WITH ALL THE CHOIES I MADE ABOUT LIFE AND MY SO CALLED FRIENDS WHO I DON'T EVEN HEAR FROM TILL THEY NEED SOMETHING AND EVERY THING ELSE LATLEY I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE FEEL WANTED AND LOVED SOMEONE TO CALL ME AND ASK HOW ARE YOU AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY IT FEELS LIKE IM NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HAPPY EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES ME FEEL REJECTED LIKE IM NOT GOOD ENUFF TO TALK OR HANG OUT EVEN THOUGH GO OUT OF MY WAY TO HELP THEM AND BE A GOOD FRIEND I GUESS THATS MY PROBLEM IM TO NICE I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE IM ABOUT READY TO GIVE UP AND NOT BOTHER ANYMORE WELL IM DONE I'LL PROBLEY POST SOMETHING ELSE SOON UNTIL THEN IN FUBAR LAND HAVE A GOOD DAY AND A GREAT NIGHT BYE FOR NOW

Poetry
FEARS unfounded or not how do we make them go or do we choose to live like this forevermore Are these the masks we hide behind to make us appear strong, to make us belong? Do we choose our path Or is it chosen for us? Are we taking the right turns in the road of life Or are we even at the wheel? Why is it so easy to bury our heads instead of finding the answers to make us whole again? Why don't we just say no more hiding no more fear I am strong, I am here standing my ground letting God take the wheel. Having Him guide our lives, releasing our fears to the One the Alpha the Omega to the One who shed His blood for us. He made all the sacrifices We sit here in self pity when we should be thankful that we have life at all. Things are not easy Life is usually a challenge If we give in to our fears We will be hiding away from what could be the best times in

For Our Lovely Friend Adam ....
I'm not sure if everyone knows but our lovely friend Adam (Chains301) lost his Mother last night, I know it was very sudden and that he was very close to her and that he is naturally devastated. I just wanted to do this for him he is always there for others and I wanted to let him know that his friends all share in his families sadness and that we are here for him for support. Bless you Adam and your family and rest in peace his Mum ....

I Need A Lil Help From My Friends Please!!!
Hey hey everyone....I have a HUGE favor to ask of you all.....will you please click the pic below and come to rate it for me? I have entered into a contest for tattoos and the tattoo that I have entered is the one that I got as a memorial for my husband..........I need 500 rates so if I could ask for just a little help from my friends I would be forever grateful. Also would you mind maybe pimping it to your friends as well in the form of a bulletin? I will be forever in your debt!!! hugs and kisses Pierced

Crazy Things That Have Happened To Me
hmm ok well, I had a gf for a year and half, and we moved into together and she got a night shift job just me. Well she met someone at work and fell out of love with me, least she told me and we broke up, before she did anything. Ok well so I moved into the other room, and she started dating the other person, which btw was a butch girl lol, um so she dated for a week or so, and she started acting weird, one day while I was on the phone she came into my room and started making out with me, then a few days later she for some reason decided to give me a handjob and assured me it wasn't cheating, she said it looked like I needed it and she was helping a friend out. Well about a week later I came home from work on a hour break, and she suggested we play strip poker, well anyway she pretty much seduced me, and we had some crazy sex lol. Ok so a few weeks later this girl moves in with us, and boy that was crazy, she is so afraid I'll tell on her she devises a plan to have me arres

Take Me
I want you to tie me up and tell me I've been a bad girl. I want you to spank me and make me beg forgiveness. I want you to tease my body until I can't take any more. I want you to love me so hard, so intense, I cry from the pain and beauty of it. I want you to bend me as you wish. You came to me and took my hand. You held me at your heart and smiled. You wooed me with your lovely words. To you I was so beautiful. You said you would adore me. You stroked my hair and touched my face. I savored the feeling of your hands. You wanted to kiss me, and I let you You wanted to own me, and I let you.

Urine Test
URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I Do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who Don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along

Walfare
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me"! The social worker said, "Yeah, well...you started it

Please Forgive Me
It still feels like our first night together Feels like the first kiss and It's gettin' better baby No one can better this I'm still hold on and you're still the one The first time our eyes met it's the same feelin' I get Only feels much stronger and I wanna love ya longer You still turn the fire on So If you're feelin' lonely.. don't You're the only one I'd ever want I only wanna make it good So if I love ya a little more than I should Please forgive me I know not what I do Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you Don't deny me This pain I'm going through Please forgive me If I need ya like I do Please believe me Every word I say is true Please forgive me I can't stop loving you Still feels like our best times are together Feels like the first touch We're still gettin' closer baby Can't get close enough I'm still holdin' on You're still number one I remember the smell of your skin I remember everything I remember all your moves I remember you I re

For Beauty
MY DEAREST AND BEST FRIEND, I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES I MAKE FUN OF U, LAUGH AT U, AND GET ANGRY WITH U OVER DUMB STUFF,BUT I LOVE YOU! I ALSO HAPPEN TO THINK THAT U R BEAUTIFUL. NOT JUST ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE AS WELL. U HAVE A UNIQUENESS ABOUT U THAT MYSELF AND OTHERS JUST FIND FASCINATING. FOR THAT U WILL ALWAYS BE CHERISHED AND LOVED BY MYSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND U. I JUST WANTED TO LET U KNOW THAT I DO RESPECT AND CHERISH U.I ALSO KNOW THAT U HAVE HAD A HARD LIFE EVER SINCE U WERE BORN, AND THAT U KNOW HAVE A SON WHO IS AUTISTIC. I ALSO KNOW THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD NEVER B ABLE TO DO WHAT U HAVE WITH HIM. U R A GREAT MOM AND DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL U ANYTHING DIFFERENT. U R VERY SPECIAL TO ME, MORE THAN U WILL EVER KNOW. U WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART.NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF STUPID CRAP I DO. MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA WALK IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE BUT NO ONE IS EVER

Random Babbling
I'm so bored. Just got home from school. Ready to get out. But on the same token this semester was really easy and I'll miss it. And the random hot guys in a couple of my classes. *wink* I want some new ppl to hang out with. Life is about variety right? I just think I crave something new. Not that I want to give up any of my other mates or anything. :P Hmm... X-mas is coming! YaY! I'm exciting. I

Anti-dumbass/drama Zone!
I'm posting this blog for all the idiots that come on here and want to gossip and start drama. This is my getaway from everyday life and drama, I don't come here to get it from you, too. If I don't know you and if you're not on my friend/fan list, don't leave me ignorant comments about someone else being an asshole or whatever...CASSIE/ANGEL (Btw, it is spelled a-n-g-e-l, do you really have it spelled a-n-g-l-e? Are we in Geometry class?). I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL VENDETTAS!!!!!!! Take them elsewhere. Oh, and next time you think you need to be so bold to post such ignorant comments on a friend of a friend's page, have the balls to do it with your own profile, instead of making up a new, blank one, then deleting it. Stop being such a moronic child.

Salutes
Not to bash Fubar, but I think that everyone no matter if they have a VIP or not should be required to have a salute. Too many ppl are making false accounts to satisfy some insane need to stalk ppl. The salutes verify who the ppl are and to show that they are real people. If they get to buy VIP's to skip this step how is anyone to se if they are who they say they are. This is just my thoughts and I still will not add ya b/c u are at a level 150 without a salute unless I know u. K, have had my say am jumping off the soap box and decorating again. Have a great day!!!

Momma Roxxs' Poem
Where are You by: Ramona Diane Rookard I've looked in the forests, I've searched across the seas, I've hunted in the deserts, But I still can not find me. When was it I lost myself, How did this come about, Why does it seem like forever Since you came around? Am I going crazy, Have I finally lost it? Where has my soul gone... How do I escape this pit? Is there any point in looking for something I've given up? I've lost something more precious I've lost my self love. Copyright ©2007 Ramona Diane Rookard I AM POSTING THIS IN ONE OF MY BLOGS BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THIS POEM AND MOMMA ROXX HAS IT ON A VOTING PAGE GO TO SEE TORNADO FIRE MAGIC'S BULLENTIN FOR THE LINK!!

Lmao
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS

Fresh Feeling
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels You don't have a clue, what it is like to be next to you. I'm here to tell you, that it is good, that it is true. Chorus: Birds singing a song, old paint is peeling, this is that fresh that fresh feeling. Words can't be that strong, my heart is reeling, this is that fresh, that fresh feeling. Try, try to forget, what's in the past, tomorrow is here. Love, orange sky above, lighting your way there's nothing to fear. Chorus: Birds singing a song, old paint is peeling, this is that fresh that fresh feeling. Words can't be that strong, my heart is reeling, this is that fresh, that fresh feeling. Some people are good, babe in the hood, so pure and so free. I'd make a safe bet, you're gonna get, whatever you need. Chorus: Birds singing a song, old paint is peeling, this is that fresh that fresh feeling. Words can't be that strong, my heart is reeling, this is that fresh, that fresh feeling.

The Rules Of Mumming
ok i have been dealing with those crazy azz mumm commenters for some time now and even though i still don't understand how their small little brains work i have decided to make this list of rules that i think they go by so here goes RULE FOR MUMMING : 1: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS THAT WE WANT NO MATTER IF THEY ARE TOTALLY ASSININE OR OFF SUBJECT 2:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT:TRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS WE CAN IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OUR OTHER LITTLE ASSHOLE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE EITHER NO SMARTER THAN OR EVEN LESS SMART THAN YOU ARE 3: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT :TO GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HELL IF YOU EITHER DELETE OUR NASTY COMMENTS OR BLOCK US OR BOTH (CAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES WE ARE AND HAVE OUR FRIENDS MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU 4:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN POST A MUMM ,AND THAT YOUR MUMM IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH WE OURSE

Nsfw Pics
ok I'm really sick of guys telling me to go check out their NSFW pics. When I say no its no. quit fucking asking me the same damn question over and over. Pisses me off. I will not rate or comment your naked pics, not gonna sit there and look at some guys pics claiming how big his dick is when its so fricken tiny you cant even see it. So quit being losers and whoring yourself out to people. If people wanted to rate your lame ass pictures then they will... Ugh ok... I'm done now. :-D have a great day!

Im Taken
im taken! I finally found the love of my life!! Her name is Stacy Scott and she's the most awesome woman ive ever met......sorry ladies but im off the market.....more than likely for good.....thats right this knight has found his lady fair and is whisking her away to his castle far away......doesnt mean we cant be friends....keep in touch with me!

Mumm Commenters
ok i have been dealing with those crazy azz mumm commenters for some time now and even though i still don't understand how their small little brains work i have decided to make this list of rules that i think they go by so here goes RULE FOR MUMMING : 1: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS THAT WE WANT NO MATTER IF THEY ARE TOTALLY ASSININE OR OFF SUBJECT 2:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT:TRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS WE CAN IN ORDER TO IMPRESS OUR OTHER LITTLE ASSHOLE FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH WE ARE EITHER NO SMARTER THAN OR EVEN LESS SMART THAN YOU ARE 3: WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT :TO GIVE YOU ALL KINDS OF HELL IF YOU EITHER DELETE OR NASTY COMMENTS OR BLOCK US OR BOTH (CAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES WE ARE AND HAVE OUR FRIENDS MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU 4:WE AS MUMM COMMENTERS HAVE THE RIGHT: TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EVEN POST A MUMM ,AND THAT YOU MUMM IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH WE OURSELV

My Shinning Light
Dream of a Love that's Untouched, pure as Snow on a Winter's Day. My Word's Written, Dream of An Inner Peace, a Santuary of Warmth Found In The Arms Of Your Love. You've Created In Me A Warmth That One Feels When the Morning Sun Rise's that Warm's Me To The Very Core. Your Spirit Run's Like The Wind Strong and Forceful, Yet Calm and Gentle to the Touch. The Caress of Your Lips Against Mine Reaches the Very Depth of My Soul. Even When Life Seems Bleek and Full of Darkness, Your My Shinning Light. The Dream Thats Makes My Heart, Beat as One With Your's Forever. I Hold That Love, Locked Away in My Heart Forever Untouched.....

My Interest With This Site:)
hey my cousin is single and she is so beautiful yall should go check her out too.she on my family part.her names rebecca so go check her out..i am gonna get her to add some more pics of herself..she is really a nice young lady..she deserves some luvv:)thanks teresa

Some Of My Favorite Quotes
"I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN OVARIES OFF!" -JUSTIN TURNER “Merry Christmas! And for my Spanish audience: Merry Christmas: learn English.” -Stephen Colbert "SEE IF YOU HAVE 3 BEERS THATS 200 CALORIES, BUT IF YOU HAVE 10 BEERS THATS 0 CALORIES BECAUSE YOU THROW IT UP :D" -RACHEL KELLY "THE CONDOM IS THE GLASS SLIPPER OF OUR TIME: YOU PUT ONE ON, DANCE ALL NIGHT AND THROW IT AWAY" -MARLA SINGER (FIGHT CLUB) "SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS THAT ARE, AND ASK WHY? SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND ASK, WHY NOT? SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT SHIT!" -GEORGE CARLIN "IN APPLYING THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED,WHAT'S OFTEN OVERLOOKED IS THE FACT THAT MANY OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES. AT THIS POINT THEY'RE SIMPLY OLDER VERSIONS OF THE SAME UNIMPRESSIVE PEOPLE." - GEORGE CARLIN I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take hi

Organized Religion
Organized Religion OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o

How Would You Feel?
How would you feel if you had a girl who tells all of your dirt online and her friends constantly bitch at you for doing things when it isnt even there business? dont get me wrong i dont like drama and i dont like fighting but what relationship is perfect? im not perfect so here is what i have to say to you, you know who you are if you feel like you said you do, go right ahead leave find a more local girl im not playing the stupid online drama game with you!

Update On Kages Mom Helen
AS YOU ALL KNOW KAGES MOM HELEN HAD HALF HER LUNG REMOVED . WELL WE WERE FUBAR MARRIED TODAY IN OUT LOUNGE , I ASKED KAGE HOWS MOM HUNNY , REAPPLY WAS ITS SPREAD . IM SO ANGRY WITH DOCTORS AND THEIR LIES , BURYING HIS DAD A YR AGO SEPT20 TH , AND NOW MOM HELEN , AS KAGES FUWIFE AND R/L OLE LADY , PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS FOR THIS A SO HARD FOR HIM . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com TY SO MUCH LOVE YOU'S ALL KAGE AND CHERIE

Thinking About...
I was thinking.. since I got hurt so bad.. and have been hurt so much by men.. and since I am bi.. I might be giving up the bisexual life and go totally lesbian..who knows.. it could be less painful.. and my heart can't handle anymore pain.. my body literally hurts from being alone.. Just a thought.

Busy Until January
If you don't see me around, it's not just you. I have been neglecting my online course while fooling around here. I won't be spending that much time on Fubar until I'm done with that course - it's nothing against Fubar. (Just can't have the distraction.) That being said, please leave lots of love on my birthday on December 6th.

Cant Make Up My Mind.,..
OK EVERYONE.. I CANT MAKE UP MY FREAKIN MIND..I WAS BANNED FROM MAKING COMMENTS ON THIS ACCT. I REALLY DIDNT THINK I WOULD GET THEM BACK. BUT AFTER THREE WEEKS OF NOT HEARING A WORD I TRIED AND POOF HERE THEY ARE. FU NEVER TOLD ME WHY OR IF I WOULD AND I AM SORRY BUT I GOTTA BE ABLE TO COMMENT. THIS LEAVES ME IN A QUANDRY. I HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD ON MY NEW ACCT BUT HOLY CRAP I CANT BEGIN TO THINK OF THE TIME I HAVE PUT INTO THIS ONE.. NOT TO MENTION THE SCORES OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE THAT I WOULD HATE TO LOOSE. SO WHILE I MULL IT OVER PLEASE DONT THINK BAD OF ME IF YOU SEE ME ON BOTH FOR A TIME. I HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH HAS TO GO.. AND I KINDA LIKE MY NEW ONE ALOT. NOT AS MANY FUKED UP MEMORIES. I WOULD HAVE TO ERASE A LOT OF STUFF FROM HERE TO ERADICATE THE CONTAMINATION IT HOLDS..BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE HOME.. SO WE WILL SEE AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT I WILL DO. PLEASE IF YOUR ON THIS ACCT AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH COME TO GYPSYGIRL JUST IN CASE.. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TOO. AND TO TH

Women
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ....... SEND TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !! AND ALSO TO MEN WHO CAN HANDLE THIS!!!

Time In My Life
time in my life i think everything is going great.meet someone special in my life.then get afraid and end it all.knowing in your heart thats not what you want.cuz it kills you inside as well as outside.hearts get broking and tears fall.confussion is in my mind cunfussion wish would fly.love will always be in my heart even though we are apart.love is in your eyes everytime you cry.im lost in my head wishing this feeling would end just to let you know my heart will always love you

Holiday Rules
Got this from a friend and is to funny not to post . Now this gave me a really nice laugh! It's time for the annual refresher on holiday rules.... Holiday rules: 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving cheese balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can… and quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me… Have two. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Rep

Thunderous Silence
Thunderous Silence Like wings of a dove, searing to the heavens, peace and tranquility among us. No words spoken, no words needed just a glance or a touch.... Two souls collide, becoming as one they reach their ultimate exstacy and reach it as one. Life and love have no barrier's there is no judgement. For what is felt, its pure from the heart.... Like rain in the misty morning, the soft touch of rain pattering on the roof top. Two hearts beat as one.... Author...Me... So be nice lol

Racism
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have Al Qaeda -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were m

Check This Out!!!
Please send my friend Dave Chlad some love! He just recorded his first CD. You can watch his 3 videos by using the links below. Access his fubar page here: =========================== illplayuasong@ fubar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS7UvDVlhug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rSONt6kn4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdJpN6L-cd4

Thursday Night Nov. 29, 07
Ok, as most of you know I am a big Dallas Cowboys fan, So wherever all of my Fu friends are located in this world, I want to hear from you all on Thursday November 29, 2007 and I want you all to say "How Bout Them Cowboys."

Come On Over
OKAY MEN I NEED SOME HELP PLEASE I NEED YOU TO RATE.COMMENT.SALUTE. CRUSH .FAN . ADD ME . I AM IN A CONTEST WITH A FEW FRIENDS. I AM TO WIN THEM WITH ALL THE ABOVE I REALLY NEED SOME HELP HERE AND YOUR ALL SO WONDERFUL TO ME THANKS FOR YOUR HELP VIP WELCOME AND BLAST THANK YOU MEN MY LOVE TO YOU ALL YOU HAVE BEEN SWEET TO ME

Possible Or Impossible
You t old me i could be/do anything For some reason i believed this Till others showed me otherwise Standing in my way stopping me from getting ahead But yet still in many ways i believed this Knowing without hope there is nothing So still trying to be just me Hoping one day it's enough To honestly prove that you were right Just wanting to be me Finding love and happiness that is true This is what i want and need Truely loved for me Not for who others want me to be Or can get from me Or if i'm asking for the Impossible for wanting to be truely loved for me

If I
If I could find the words to say That would take the breath in you away I'd recite them to you every hour, every day And make any sacrafice, Any price I'd pay If I could write the perfect song That would heal all your wounds, right any wrong I'd compose a symphony with harmonics by the throng And sing my confession of love to you all day long If I could make you feel inspired That would fill you with hope when you were stuck in the mire I'd lift you up 'till you were heaven higher And bring you back down with earthly desire If I could show you at a glance That would prove my love is without circumstance I'd show you how you gave me the chance And share my soul and our lovers dance If I could show you how you make me feel That your touch makes my senses reel I'd pledge my cherished devotion with kises sealed And love you with a passion that would make you kneel If I could have the change again That would start our lives where our love began I'd love you n

Inside Us All
Where does innocence go We all start out innocent Then somewhere along the way Our innocence is lost In it's place mistrust and doubt So where does it go This innocence we lost Why di we lose this Is there some unwritten law That innocence may only be for the children To be lost on Our journey t9 audlthood If so who wrote this law Why does this person or being have this right in Our lives making Us lose faith in One another Not seeing the beauty around Us Cause this would mean slowing down Taking time to open Our eyes to Nature Understanding how pretty a rose cn be if left to bloom Or taking pleasure in watching a child grow Learning new things How the little things mean the most in life Without them we have absolutely nothing The most expensive gifts cost nothing Cause time love and smiles are worth nothing at all Till theyare

Sensual Woman
I’m a sensual woman. I am warm, wet and high on passion. Arousing and seducing my lover. Sensually teasing and flirting. I utilize my senses. Starting foreplay with my eyes, gently touching my man and his manhood. I whisper my needs in a seductive lusty voice. I welcome my love between my thighs, guiding him to my passion points. Our warm bodies mold together with thrust and friction. I savor the sexually fulfillment A sensual woman I mount my lover and slip his manhood deep inside. Using my womanhood to hold him tight, as I ride into sexual bliss. I am a sensual woman. Making love slow and easy, never rushed. I want to sexually please my lover, so he in turn can please me. I’m a sensual woman living daily with passionate thoughts of how to make the next pleasurable moment better than the last.

Just Wanna Say Hi
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends and god i miss not being able to be on here and chat and play and yes do morphs and comments..... grrrrrrr i miss it all...but most of all i miss all my friends who i have came to now.....SOON i will be back and so much more fun...... got alot to catch up on u know..... see u all soon...... love..... Tongue.....

Fill This Out Please
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Lacy's Notes
Well here we go again, Seems like when the Holiday's come so does all this bad crap. I just heard Yesterday that my Lil Brother, HAs a Tumor in his stomach, and this Morning he has went to Surgery, He has been in Surg for over 14 hrs, now. The Doctor said that he is lucky to be alive. They have removed it and repaired all that it effected. His pankric his Intestines, his Kidney. Now they are replacing a vein from his Legs with one from his neck that we don't use, I didn't know we had any extra.They said this is going to take about 3 hrs. He is doing good, If he makes it out of surg, He will be put in Intensive care, and watched don't know how long he will be there. I just ask all my Friend's if you could just say a lil Prayer For my Brother, I would Apperciate it and I know that God will Hear me Stronger, THANK"S And i hope That every-one has a Safe and Happy Holiday Season!!!!!!!!Love you all. And For My Baby Sis Dar! I Love you and Miss you.

Coolest Picture Contest
SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FUBAR AND I WILL CONTACT YOU ABOUT THIS AND WE WILL GET YOU SET UP FOR THE CONTEST THANKS AND MOST OF ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... YOUR REJECTION OF THE CONTEST WILL HAPPEN IF ONE OF THESE ACTIONS HAPPEN.... 1. someone starts promoting any LOUNGE as a comment on this profile anywhere if it has a link or has a clicking link or even the name of a lounge in the comment your pictures will be deleted by me and you will not receive any gifts for that round period... 2. trash talk starts with in more than one person on your picture in comments your picture will be deleted... and you will not receive any gifts that round period... 3. if there is someone that is posting a link on this profile that is hosting this contest if anyone is promoting their pictures or their profiles in any way you will be rejected and not receive any gifts this round.... your profile is promoted through your picture name... with in there you can have everyone view your prof

Twas The Nigh Before Christmas... My Favorite Story
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse ; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that ST. NICHOLAS soon would be there ; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads ; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called

What About You?.....
My fubar pal, kritter07, is ALWAYS in deep thought...so i ask him?...what is the thought for the day???....and sure enuff he tells me "you can never get enough sex"........ ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... ..i agree. ....what about you?............

Can I Kiss You?
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. Si

Just A Dream
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again

I Get It.
So you say you're ignored As it is, Well, give us your sad, sad trip You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Assumed it's whether We're right or wrong We're doomed, and there's plenty for all How dare you catch me counting How dare you call at all How dare you call it suffering How dare you call at all You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Press on these tannins They double in time The touch of life, once failed to mention so far Of course the law is fountains Or face to face remorse A fast and restless blackmail Like pent-up fetish force You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So bright, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Do you want enough? Do you want it all? Should you need it at all? Takes a minute to see Do you want en

Precious
Of high cost or worth; valuable. Highly esteemed; cherished. One who is dear or beloved; a darling. This is what precious means in the dictionary. Someone whom is held dearly and cherished by someone...this means alot to me this name, it is something that i take seriously, and that i feel hold special meaning to me for one it was given to me by You Sir. It is something that i feel You gave me for a reason Sir, it means something to You, i am Your beloved precious....Your pride and joy, Your lover and Your submissive. i am so very grateful that You have chosen the name that You have for me Sir having read what the meaning are. Precious to me means a whole wide variety of things Sir....for one it means acting on Your behalf, showing that i truly understand and appreciate what it means to be Lord Fury\'s precious. I cherish and adore the fact that i am able to adorn precious as my name Sir. To me it means acting as though i am valuable to You, showing my grati

The Dance
Looking back on the memory of The dance we shared 'neath the stars above For a moment all the world was right How could I have known that you'd ever say goodbye And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Holding you I held everything For a moment wasn't I a king But if I'd only known how the king would fall Hey who's to say you know I might have changed it all And now I'm glad I didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain But I'd have had to miss the dance Yes my life is better left to chance I could have missed the pain but I'd have had to miss the dance

When I Call Your Name
I rushed home from work like I always do I spent my whole day just thinking of you When I walked through the front door my whole like was changed Cause nobody answered when I called your name A note on the table that told me goodbye It said you'd grown weary of living a lie Your love has ended but mine still remains But nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh the lonely sound of my voice calling Is driving me insane And just like rain the tears keep falling Nobody answers when I call your name Oh nobody answers when I call your name

The Path
The Path Just beyond the city lights Not too far away Secluded from the noise Other than the trickle of the stream There is a path That will peel the stress away Like the layers of the trees And when you look up Only to see speckles of sun Dancing with the leaves The air is crisp A mysterious place Full of wonders Where you roam its space Trails leading to treasure Wounds heal and strength builds Passions replenish Consumed with every breath Mesmerizing intensity Encapsulating you in its essence For all that it has endured Captivated by its intricate simplicity

The Great And Wonderful Things From My Brain To Yours!
So...the semester is almost over and I am already about to lose it. All I can think about is getting home and getting laid! A nice, long, hard fuck with some cute, sexy, little 18 year old. God...sometimes college REALLY fucks with you. Out

For Them
they do it for us- show some FN support Body: You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the

Stupid.
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th

Heartstrings
It's becoming more evident Much more obvious to me I thought much more of you Than you ever thought of me Was this my biggest mistake Letting myself think you cared Was I just your marionette With heartstrings open and bared With me left here still thinking What was false, what was true So puzzling and so complex I’m left to await another clue On my heartstings you played Each left with a loving memory Yet I still have those questions Do you ever think about me I’m wondering why all the intrigue Now why all of this mystery Why am I left here hanging Your the one that holds the key.

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Songs
I have to block out thoughts of you So I don't lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach Leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape To remind me that I'm alone Playing movies in my head That make a porno feel like home Theres a burning in my pride A nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you Will you never call again And you will never say that you loved me Just to put it in my face And will you never try to reach me It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didnt do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see whats good for you I'm sober now for three whole months It's one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that tore us apart Is the one thing I wont touch again In my sick way I want to thank you For holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging war on myself You were trying to stop the fight

Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was waking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the pathof his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, you said that once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My precious, precious child, I Love You and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of fo

Dr Phil
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju

Women..clever Evil Witches!!!!
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

Bubba!!!
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,'said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.' 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain't nobody under there now!!!' Git ' er dun !!!!!!!!

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Shower Time!!!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Good Morning
Good morning To my Friends Each day seems too short for All of the things I want to do And all the friends I want to See and spend some time with So before this day starts I wanted to take the time to say Good morning !& I am thinking of you today. I pray that God will keep you in His care, shower you with blessings and envelope you in His love. Have a Fantastic Day! Yee i know it night time in some parts of the world LOL

What Good...
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now

Cards For The Troops
Many of us are going to be spending the holidays with our families, but there are those that only wish they could, those ppl being our Troops. Please show your love and support by sending a card. Just click the link below. It only takes a minute. You will get to choose from a lot of different artwork done by children that submitted their wonderful work. If you can't do something for anyone this season, at least show your appreciation to theses brave men and ladies. They have family here on the home front that wishes they were home for the holidays as well. Thanks for your time!! **hugs** Link To Send Cards To The Troops: http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1024.html

Show Her Some Much Needed Love
Ok , This beautiful DJ and Great friend of mine needs a lil help . She is always out there bustin her ass for everyone else its time we repay her with alot of fu love . Rate her , Fan her , and Add her . Once ur done with that take a few min and rate all her pix and stash . She is such a sweetie and a good friend she deserves some love back . Click the link below to go to her page and thank you in advance . DJ~Pippi~TBR~GODDESS OF METAL~@ fubar

I Want A Relationship Like This
Body: chris: Hi. Can I talk to Ashley? Mom: Sure. Hold on. Ashley: Hello? chris: Hey. it's chris. how was your day? Ashley: It was fine, how was yours? chris: It was ok. ------------------------------------------------------------ ~akward silence~ ------------------------------------------------------------ chris: Sooooo...... Ashley: *giggle* Sooooo..... chris: You doin anything tomorrow? Ashley: Nope, why? chris: Uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, I dont know, we can, hang out or somethin? Ashley: *blushes* Okay, what time? chris: *big smile* Great! uhh, how about around 6:00pm or something? Ashley: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then... chris: Ok then. Ashley: Well I gotta go, but I'll see you tomorrow?! chris: Ok, see u then.... ------------------------------------------------------------ ----- next day----- ------------------------------------------------------------ *** Ashley walks over to the park and see's chris si

Beaver And Man...
This was a great waste of my time .. I'm trying to communicate with this gay chick and things got out of control . you need to check out thier blog they said they were putting it on a blog. Which gave me the idea to write my first blog , only in hopes that all love it and the fact that I just killed time waiting on another to join chat. It was great as I said before , they were like trying to tag team insult me .. Funny stuff .. Thier screen name was ..man and Mrs. Homolicous I think , but check it out and let him/her/it know what you thing? Thankls to all and no real offense to gays , but this was funny. Rob

My Advice To Women Out There,,,
Ok as you can see, I have a lot of lady friends on my FUBAR account. I also get a lot of them emailing me once in a while asking for relationship advice. Because of this I have taken the top 5 of my most common asked questions and post the answers here. I hope this helps a lot of people out there. 1. Doug, I have a problem. My husband/boyfriend never watches what I like on television. He just sits there and watches football and wrestling. What should I do? I get this question a lot believe it or not. Let me set things straight right now. It's obvious your husband/boyfriend is madly in love with you. He doesn't watch your girly chick flicks like "Gilmore Girls" or any other one because it just reminds him of how much he loves you. Once he thinks of that he starts thinking of how much it would hurt if he ever lost you. When that happens he may start to cry. And all men know if you see him crying you may cry. And we don't want you to cry. So as you can see watching f

Do Y-o-u????
Do Y-O-U? 1. While driving down the street, looking for an address, do you turn the radio down? No i tell kids to hush 2. If you could hug one person right now, who would it be? my grandmother-on mother's side 4. What is your favorite kind of weather? Spring 5. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Dead 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world, without cost being a deciding factor, where would it be? Austrilla... 7. Are you a homebody, or a social butterfly? a little of both... 8. Beer, wine, or liquor? Purple Zingers 9. If your husband was unable to have sex due to illness or injury, would you stay with them? yes he's my Soul-Mate 10. Do you drink milk? Yes... alot ...and it still hasn't done my body good... what gives? 11. Do you prefer apple or orange juice? apple 12. What's the most you've ever won on a scratchie? 120.00 13. Do you own any fish? no 14. Who is jealous of you? NoOne 16. When's the last ti

~support Our Troops~
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same thin

Hero
Hero By:Ozzy I don't want to be your hero I don't want to ever let you down No I don't want to let you down I can try to take you higher But I don't want to wear your broken crown You know it brings me down Don't think you'll ever understand me I don't even understand me Don't have the power to annoint you And I don't want to disappoint The fools no more The fools no more I couldn't answer all your questions And if your lost I couldn't find your way I couldn't find your way You know you have to face the music You change your tune Don't know what to play So don't you run away Everybody's talking crazy Some think I am and then I maybe I don't want to hear about it Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more The fools no more So I don't want to be your hero Don't want to sit upon your grateful throne I've got a life of my own I am not your destination Or a road that's gonna lead you home So baby, please don't go Please don'

My Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For November 28,2007 You may be just a bit more calculating than other folks, but today you should be ready to act on impulse when the time is right. A bold romantic move or a random change of plans can make a big difference.

Pure Magick Accused Wrongly
SOUTHERN CHARM (ME) WAS ACCUSED WRONGLY BY PURE MAGICK KREATIONS OF HOT PIC HER PHOTOS. DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND I ASK PEOPLE CAN I RIP PHOTOS IF I LIKE THEM. PURE MAJICK KREATIONS SHOULD GET HER FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SHE JUDGES SOMEONE AND THEN BLOCKS THEM SO THEY CAN NOT TAKE UP FOR THEIR SELF. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HOT PIC MEANS ANYWAY SO HOW COULD I HAVE DONE IT SINCE I HAVE BEEN IN BED SICK SINCE SUNDAY.

The Flu
THE FLU SUCKS ASS! I'VE HAD THIS SHIT FOR TWO DAYS NOW!!! MY THROAT FEELS LIKE I SWALLOWED BARBWIRE, I NO LONGER REMEMBER HOW IT FEELS TO BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE!!! MY BODY FEELS LIKE A HOUSE FELL ON IT, AND NOW I'V STARTED THROWING UP. SHOOT ME PLEASE!!!

Pretty Pissed
right now im pretty mad cause when it comes too people need help leveling up im the first or one of the people that comes and tries too help with even thinking if i should or not. But when it comes too me needing help and asking for i get one person and only one person that comes too help me when i needed it soo im just wondering why no one can take a few mins. outta there day to go too someones page and rate something...........

Outside The Wall
Outside the Wall (Waters) pink floyd All alone, or in two's, The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall. "Isn't this where...."

New Numbers
Number Of Iraqis Slaughtered In U.S. War On Iraq 1,118,846 Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 3,878 Cost of U.S. War and Occupation of Iraq $472,489,659,581

The Last Week Or So
So some things in my life have been changing. Some, I think are for the better and others I'm not so sure about. I'm glad to see some of my kick ass friends come back to Fubar. At the same time, we have found that CT Daddy is a pedo/soapafile and as many of us knew, Kristan Smith was a fake. A sick, lying, manipulative fake. Since I blocked them both, I've had a steady stream of green profiles low rating me. Boo hoo, points are points idiots. I don't care about that stuff anyway. I also deleted about 500 people last night. I'd bet of the last 1000 adds I've had, maybe 10 would be worthy of the term 'friend' so I've decided to start letting people go. I never cared about top 10 or being red, so the loss is all on those being deleted. I'm probably going to start uploading a lot more pictures here in the next few weeks. I think I will freshen up the place a bit. I hope this message finds you all doing well. HUGZ B