> 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
>
>
>
> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
> the time.... I know
> where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I
> point at my crotch
> when I ask where the toilet is?
>
> 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
> search the entire room
> for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to
> the T.V. and change
> the channel manually.
>
> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
> cake and eat it too".
> Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>
> 4. When people say, "it's always the last place you
> look". Of course it
> is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've
> found it? Do people
> do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
> asses!
>
> 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you
> see that?". No Loser, I
> paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
> floor.
>
> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
> Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
> it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an
> improvement, then
> there must have been something before it, couldn't
> be new.
>
> 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??
> Life is the longest
> damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
> longer?
>
> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
> "Has the bus come
> yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
> dumb ass?
>
