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A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twen
Support Our Troops
send a christmas card to the men and women of our armed forces! just click the link bellow and pick out a card to send and it will randomlly be delivered with your name and home town! its free so let our troops know we care!!
Going Once, Going Twice, Going Three Times... Sold To The Highest Bidder As you can see, I am up for Auction....again. Go Show The Hostess Some Love Too PLEASE ~Slave Princess~ Fu-Wife to Ser William & Seductive Princess~Fu-Fiancee to Submissive Princess @ fubar This Self PIMPOUT has been brought to you by *Blinky*AKA*Girlblink182*StewieGriffin's Wife* @ fubar Bid High and Bid Often if You Want to Own Me For a Month!!
I have had a question in lingering for many years, one of those I think about randomly but never thoroughly, I'll get to it one of these days. Well, that day has come. One Band (Artist), One Album (CD), One Song (Track). At first I thought of just a Song. Then I played the Album in my head. Nope, Song first doesn't work. I need a complete Album, from beginning to end, one of those miraculous compilations that works from beginning to end. One so complete that I never start on any Track other than 1 and I would never, could never, skip any Song and will listen until the journey is complete. With that out of the way, now what? As I go through the library of my life I find many masterpieces. Sublime-40oz. to Freedom, Rush-2112, Eric Clapton-Slowhand, Little Feat-Waiting for Colombus, Fleetwood Mac-Rumours, Styx-Paradise Theater, Black Sabbath-Master of Reality, Men at Work-Business as Usual, Supertramp-Breakfast in America, Santana-Abraxas, Red Hot Chili Peppers-Uplift Mofo Par
Hubby's Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas,and up in the bed,she had him tied up,while giving him head. He was moaning and groaning,and begging for more....Who would have thought that Mrs. Claus was a whore? She was sucking and stroking santa with much care,and quietly wishing a few Elves were there. Then she climbed up onto him,and said "I don't care who's been bad or good, before you leave this house,you're giving me wood!" Then bumping and grinding,and flailing about, he was pounding her good,and she started to shout.."Oh yes Santa...Im cumming you jolly ole soul... just keep pounding me hard with that long,firm pole!" ...... Now St. Nick was exhausted,and in bed he still lay, Mrs. Claus said "to hell with the people,this is now my day!!!"
"the Boneyard" Extreme Escape
If there is one thing that seems to be a constant with me it is that I always seem to dream up some of my most twisted escapes while reeling in the fits or chaos or bleakest depression. And it was true again today when I recieved an e mail from my good friends SERPENT in Sweden. For those not in the know, SERPENT is one of the wickedest death and doom metal bands in Sweden and we have worked closely together for many years with them providing music for many of my extreme escapes and me in turn producing vidoes of said escapes and giving wide exposure to SERPENT's amazing tunes. Last year SERPENT released a new DVD/CD compilation called "Beneath the Forest of The Dead". In addition to some kick ass tunes the package also featured work by myself to SERPENT tunes. In the e mail to me tday from SERPENT, they suggested I do a "buried alive" escape from a grave to the title track "Beneath The Forest of the Dead" and produce a video of it to go in the next SERPENT DVD/CD releas
No Vip For Me For 24 To 48 Hrs Or More
Well all, I won't have VIP status for 24 to 48 hours or more because of a mess somebody decided to create thanks to a Shoppers direct discount thing thru here that I had gotten free for 30 days and then after that get charged $10.06 or some crap like that so I had to call them up and raise hell with them, telling them that I didn't want it but anyways, that's why when I renewed or tried to renew my girlfriends VIP and mine, only hers went thru with the Credit card company so until I get the money to renew it again for my girlfriend and I here which may take 24 to 48 hrs to do unless somebody buys me one. Otherwise I have to wait of course. I just wish we could buy VIPs with our fuBucks but I understand though that BabyJ's trying to make money to improve the site of course too.
Ten Thoughts To Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Flushing Away The Crap One Turd At A Time
Flushing Away The Crap: One Turd At A Time I cant type and am wondering if I should be sitting here doing this. Listening to Rush. Love themlove em. Subdivisions is hard for me to listen to as I dont like to think about those days very often. They were not very happy, nor is there much I can take away from the experience except to be even colder, more distant and removed. Not something one would ever guess. I put myself out there. Human interaction is key to growing as a human being. I would live a happy life of solitude. Dont get me wrongI love my friends. Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories. I love winter. I spent my adult years making warm memories to block the winter of my younger days. Now, when its cold, I think of someplace warmin my mind and heart. Being lucky enough to have a past that includes people in places I would like to get back to, keeps me warm in the winter. I like to think that there is a future that is brighte
Dec 5... Interesting.
You can tell that some part of yourself that you had thought was broken (or at least damaged) is nearly as good as new. Your powerful energy is part of the reason, but the rest remains a mystery.
Christmas Survey
Welcome to the "Christmas Edition" of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this entire email and paste into a new blank e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. it's the season to be cheerful!!! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper 2. Tree--Real or Artificial? REAL 3. When do you put Christmas tree up? WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.. 4. When do you take the tree down? AFTER CHRISTMAS 5. Like egg nog? YES 6. Do you have a nativity scene? NO 7. Favorite gift received as a child? toys 8. Hardest person to buy for? my brother 9. Easiest person to buy for? mom 10. Worst Christmas gift? LOL 11. Mail or email Christmas Cards? MAIL BUT MAYBE E CARDS THIS YR.. 12. Favorite Christmas movie. the christmas story 13. When do you start sh
My Night Was Just Made
My Drug Addicted Landlord just made my night by being stupid he has a warrant out for his arrest and now im gonna positively id and turn him into the cops later for being a lazy no good fucking flamer
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
A Thought For The Holiday Season
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.-You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He
Want A Free Blast????
♥Stephanie And Mark are having back to back Happy Hours TONIGHT!!!! Wednesday (12/5) At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time.♥ During those TWO HOURS ONLY Steph Is Offering Free FuBucks!!! Click On My Giveaway Picture Below And Leave Comments!!! Every 100 You leave You Will Receive 10,000 FUBUCKS!!!! ♥The Blast TWIST♥ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as Lucky Contestants!!! Give one of THEM 100 comments and She Will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the Lucky Contestants 300 comments and she give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! If you hit a lucky contestant you will win the Fu-bucks AND the blast!! Come On people Help me out While you Help yourself out!!!! You Never Know. My Picture mig
You Wana Own Her
Check Him Out
this my friend jays tap addy check him out he great he brought me here
I just wanted to say I just watched Evan Almighty. The idea of the movie was that Evan was to build and ARK. At the end of the movie he askes GOD why.... How can one person change the world.? God said " ARK< Acts of Random Kindness. So, my daddy passed away. I almost lost my mom. My brother died at 18. I am wanting to spread something positive here. We all need to do little random acts of kindness and it comes full circle on you . I can promise that. Holding the door for someone, just a smile, a comment , sending flowers to someone who doesnt usually get them . Anything can be a random act of kindness and no one even needs to know you did it. But it will come back around. When it comes your time for a much needed act of kindness from a stranger, you shall have it. Remember we need to all love eachother. LIFE IS SHORT. We only have today. Lets Love, and have fun. Even on a bad day. We can change how we are reacting to it and can change the way we think and helping others is a go
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My Paper Back Sex Novel (part Of It)
If he were here, hed hold my hand and wrap his arms around me and keep me warm. Then hed whisper in my ear and say hey babe, lets go back to my place. Of course Id accept. Wed get in his car and I would lean against him as he drove home. Hed put his arms around me holding me close. On the way home I doze off. When we get home Im sound asleep. Not wanting to wake me, he lifts me from the car and carries me into the house, through the front door and into the bedroom. When he lays me down I awaken, my eyes open and hes the first thing I see. I smile. He strips down to his boxers and lies down next to me. His right arm is around my waist and his left arm over the top of my head, running his fingers through my hair. We fall asleep together, a peaceful night. I wake up first and he is again the first thing I see. The one thing, one person I want to see is here, lying next to me. The one place I want to be is here in his arms. Hes so beautiful, even in his sleep. I just lay there
Dude Check It Out
This is the response i got from joe rogan when i asked him about my comedy omfg this is sooooooo awesome
Gifts Frm Beautiful Friends
Save Me
As I put the razor to my skin, I feel the adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush to me, as the blood falls to the floor I see my pain and worries disappearing. I hide my scars in fear of what you may say, but without you these scares will not exist. My love, my life, my reason I sit here and bleed. My smiles, my tears, my heart tares more and more. You deny your love, I deny my pain. The pain I feel when you're not by my side. Some call it love I call it suicide. The razor can only go to deep, a person can only bleed so much, but the pain never ends. My nights are cold, my arms are empty The cuts cover up the pain, My smile covers up the hurt As you walk along to blind to see my hurt the days get harder the nights never seem to end I fake a smile and wipe my tears away I forget the truth. For when I am with you it feels so right. Without you I find myself lost and confused. Broken and torn. Kiss my pain away; Wipe away my blood filled tears, I long for
I F I Was A Poet
If I were a poet, I would wrap you in my words, Roll you off my tongue with my soothing voice, Meet your every desire with the motion of my pen, Making your heart race every now and then If I were a poet, you would be my only passion, My inspiration in a world that, to me, is gone; If I were a poet, with you as my one and only love, I would lower to my knees daily and thank the lord above; And if I were truly a poet, I would swim through your deep oceans, Speak of all the wonders I see in the calming darkness of your eyes, And if I could find the words to describe my feelings for you, I could tell of the way my passion strongly flows - so true.
Voodoo Dick
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'vo
The 5,000 Contest Winner
Just looking for some help with my contest. I need less than 2000 comments to win. My friend Zman is in there now boming away because i'm out of comments. Please help him or comment on his contest while he's helping me. Both our contests are listed in our blogs. Any help will not be forgotten. Thanks oh yeah piss shit cock and ballfuck
Blah! Fu-bar
So I decided to joint his shit a few days aga and so far so good other than the stipulation of me being able to load pics so I am adding and rating and fanning all sorts of people....another day another fu-buck lol anyway I am open-minded to all sorts of shit and well I thinks that why I joined so yeah umm yeah
Sassy Gets Political
Obama gets elected. I heard that there was terrorism in his background. He could get into office and allow all of us to be killed. This is my opinion!! I will move my ass to Canada if he is voted in. If the whole continent is destroyed then so be it. Don't say sweet and sassy didn't warn ya!! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
Happy Hump Day Everyone
happy hump day everyone
I Need A Prom Date!
I need a date for the World Rock Radio Winter Prom! Accompany me to the WRR lounge tonight and say, "DJ~Craig invited me to the WRR Prom", then join the lounge, and get 500 fu bucks! But wait. Invite another guy in the lounge, have him join, and have him say "(your name) Dumped her date for me." and you both get another 250 fu bucks. Now you can only dump ONE date. So if you want to be my date. Give me a yell!
Bouncer Id Check
what's up with the bouncer id check
do you have a favorite dessert ?
Sweet 18
Howdy People
howdy people
2007/2008 Snowmobiling Season
Well took the sleds out for the first ride of the season, went with a buddy, put about 25-30 miles of small trail riding on them. Was a great first ride! Found a couple of back country trails that just wound through the woods, man was awesome, clear night, a ton of fresh powder! 2 months to the big MI. trip to the UP!!!
For Real?
ok, so really? Do people actually pay $100 to host a happy hour? It's been bouncing around in my head since I joined...cuz seriously...people must have alot of money laying around!
New Bomb Squad
LadyLoneWolfTureLycan FreeLance Bomber@ fubar if you would like to join a new bomb squad please go to the link above click it and she will set you up and show her love also thank you
A Soldier's Christmas Written in December, 2000 by Michael Marks. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight; My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight; The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear; Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near; Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and
The Misfit~angels Rules
THE MISFIT~ANGELS RULES 1.) must read and rate all blogs done on pages of all the group leaders 2.) if anyone needs leveling you must send the link too 1 of the leaders then they will see if that person can be leveled 3.) before any member is to join a contest or giveaway and wants help from the group you must ask and see if we can help or if we have plans first give time for a response 4.) no other member needs to do blogs for leveling for help from the misfit group except for the leaders 5.)will not have more than 1 person in a contest or giveaway at 1 time unless we have enough members to split up to help with the bombing 6.) if you do not help level or do your part you will be removed from the group 7.) when a new member joins we go to that members page we add, fan and rate their page 8.) when you see a bulletin posted in our group you repost it 9.) when we are leveling someone the status is how you know if we are done yet 10.) and do not ask for help
Kiss Off i need someone a person to talk to someone who'd care to love could it be you could it be yo-ou the situation gets rough, and i start to panick its not enough its just a habit and, kid, you're sick darling this is it well you can all just kiss off into to the air behind my back i can see that stare they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time yea yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent record oh yea well don't get so distressed did i happen to meantion that i'm impressed i take one one one cause you left me and two two two for my family and three three three for my heartache and four four four for my headaches and five five five for my lonely and six six six for my sorrow and
Kids Song
DREAMLAND I will see you in Dreamland Theres lots of candy and cakes For us to eat and toys to play I will see you in Dreamland Chrous: I will see you in Dreamland For we can have fun together Make a wish and ur wish will come true and there ur wish be there with you I will see you in Dreamland where things comes true with wish like I wish a flying Golden Fish I will see you in Dreamland Chorus: I will see you in Dreamland I will see you in Dremland
Crush Me!
I have many fans and friends...all of you keep telling me just how beautiful I am....soooooooooooooooooooooooo, WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL OF MY CRUSH'S...PEOPLE I HAVE ONLY ONE CRUSH...SOMETHING WRONG THERE? Crush me, fan me, rate me, add me and I will do the same for you! I promice...xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
For The Soldiers
Pasta Diet
The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!! 1. You walka pasta DA bakery. 2. You walka pasta DA sweets store. 3. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta DA pantry and fridge. You willa losea DA weight! AND... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth After all those conflicting Nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. CONCLUSION
Phone Fun
Any ladies here like to phone fuck?
Fu Own Me For 1 Month....
Wanna Fu Own Me For 1 Month.... This is what i am offering to my Owner... -fu owned for a month with name in screen name -rate all pics an 11 during hh -rate all stash -rate all blogs -weekly pimp out by her -graphics made by her -1 sfw salute and 1 nsfw salute AND MORE! Just click the pic and start your bidding...
According to, Bay Area MC Spice 1 is in critical condition after being shot this morning in his hometown of Hayward, California. Stay tuned for more updates.
Randomness Personified
So I was talking to my friend hg tonight, and she tells me brb Now when Im usually instant messaging with anyone that is a very normal occurance, cuz conversations usually go into the wee hours of the night. I have to stay on my normal schedule on my nights off. Well the significane of hg telling me brb is why Im writing this blog. Now what you need to know about hg is that she is a phone sex operator. So when we are having our conversations about our lives she is at home working. So when she says brb that means she just got a call, a client if you will. I guess its just funny to me cuz I dont think about it for the most part. You know? And every once in a while my lightbulb in my head will go off and Im like oh yeah shes off talking dirty to someone. Its funny to me cuz of how regular she is. Yeah Im a dork. So what? :P HarleyGypsy: brb michael barela: lol k michael barela: so omg i just realized something... i am talking to another girl and she does insur
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Who Wants Me For Christmas Free Give Away
Repost this as "Who Wants Me For Christmas" The 1st person to message me saying "I want you for Christmas." will be my fubar sweatheart... You will be suprised just who wants to be yours...You have to do this even if you are taken or you will have relationship issues. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!
Fucked Up
I spent countless hours trying to think of the right thing at the right time to make someone impressed when i realized that they only wanted one thing and found out things from people they grew up with. Basically i spent a greater part of my week trying to impress someone who is an over all asshole and should burn in hell for what they have done to me and others. So to that person FUCK YOU!!!!!! You hurt me and well hope you have a great life cock sucker/
Let Them Go!
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. LET THEM GO! And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of goodbye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in goodbye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm f
humiliate, and dominate. any takers? come on ladies ,you know u want to
On December 1st, my very best friend, Jason Heath Cook, passed away in his sleep. He was 31. These were my remarks at his services. Jason was my friend, advisor and bandmate. He was my confidant, my adversary, my brother, my inspiration, co-conspirator, salvation and reason for doing the right thing. Whenever I was scared and wanted to take the easy way out, Jason shoved me forward and made me live. He was always less concerned with us being safe than us becoming better people. Jason saved me from being scared, alone, and emotionally crippled with his humor, passion, intellect, and his drive for all his family to push it farther and be better than anyone on the outside thought we could ever be. That was kind of his style. He always worried more about us than he did himself. As proud as he may have ever been of me, I'm a thousand times indebted to him for playing such a big part in who I am. You see, I wouldn't be here if we hadn't stumbled upon each other as a couple
Words Of Inspiration
We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...Sacrifice... After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure....that you really are strong, and you really do have worth.. Today seems to be the day, when so many people turn t
She Needs Leveled
New Lounge Coding For Skin Section
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~*christmas Time*~
hre you go in seperate parts... the infamous movie that plays 24 hours every year (and i watch it the whole 24 hrs too)...
Woman's Only Flaw
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
at 1:40 this afternoon in omaha nebraska there was a shooting at a mall, my favorite mall, the mall i always go to..and i was lucky enough that i didn't go.. heres the whole story: go there..what the hell is happening in omaha?! i have a friend who works there and was there today, but hes okay, and another friend who was there but got out..i just dont understand..why..
Level Her
True Christmas Story - Birth Of Jesus Christ
Christian Glitter by This story is a TRUE story and it REALLY happened some 2,000 years ago. Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to this earth to suffer for OUR sins so that we may live forever in heaven with Him. The prophets Isaiah and Micah both wrote about the birth of Jesus Christ a LONG time before the events actually took place. No ONE can predict the future unless God gives them the vision. God shared these events in the future with Micah and Isaiah for a reason. God wanted EVERYONE to be able to identify the savior of the world when He was born. God left NO room for error. It would be impossible for Jesus to have chosen his own birthplace wouldn't it! We should thank God for giving us so much evidence to prove that Jesus Christ is the ONE and ONLY Son of God! Don't forget to wish Jesus a very Happy Birthday this Christmas Season! May your holidays be blessed by Him!
the hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you. The best boyfriend you'll have isnt the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. its the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you. Friendship is easily turned into love but love is very hard to turn back into friendship. Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true
He knows if youve been bad or be bad for badness sake.
Friends With Benifits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
I Felt People Need To Know About This Movie / Because I'm A Christian
WE MUST BE INFORMED THE GOLDEN COMPASS, a new movie targeted at children, will be released December 7, 2007. This movie is based on the first book of a trilogy by atheist Philip Pullman. In the final book a boy and girl kill God so they can do as they please. Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that "My books are about killing God." The movie is a watered down version of the first book and is designed to be very attractive in the hope unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the the movie and that the children will want the books for Christmas. The movie has a well known cast, including Nicole Kidman, Kevin Bacon, and Sam Elliott. It will probably be advertised extensively, so it is crucial that we get the word out to warn parents to avoid this movie. You can research this for yourself. Start with, then go to Google. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!
R U A Mc??!!
Your An Mc huh! Well I'm A Poet at its best! Take a ride, No need to hide my pride, I run my own race, Take your place, Make your pick, I'm feelin myself like Tweet, Wouldn't you like to say. If you want tha business, Invest in me for days to cum. Yea, I made a funny! If you want to get on a diet, Get on Slim fast! I got tha golden ticket, Slide on my fitted. In ya mind your sayin Damn he dun spit it! Hold up, More time to come. This is what you get messing with me on tha one on one. Let me get a taste. All I want you to do is sit on myface. Just checking my in box @ myspace. But rather go to Fubar and get shit faced. Mmmmm taste is GGGGReat! I'm do everything right, so folks love to hate! Lol it a sample of what i got!!!
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years ol
Fubar License
I was wondering if anyone knows how to make those fubar license and if its hard to make....
Merry Christmas To All In The Field
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I Want To Speak Of Warriors
I Want to Speak of Warriors By Paul Mays I want to speak of warriors. A long time ago I stepped from a plane onto a strange new land along with several dozen others. As we stepped down the ramp we all had a fear that ripped at our guts and just as we tried to figure out where we were to go and what we were to do , along came a truck filled with body bags to fill the plane for its return flight. I saw in the eyes, of those that had been sitting with me and speaking of how now that this one or that one was now in country the enemy would just turn and run, a panic that caused them all to go dead quite. War is not pretty. War is not a great thing that young men strive for. War is ugly, dirty, smelly, and causes the soul to numb. But War is a price a nation, and the children of that nation, sometimes must pay. When others make efforts to destroy all that make life, liberty and freedom possible then a people must stand and loose the dogs of war. Today we are at war. Not the
A Letter Home
Letter Home By Paul R. Mays 8/9/2007 Mom and Dad, If you are reading this it means Im not coming home. I am writing this letter because my unit and I are about to insert north of Baghdad in a strike on a bomb making factory thats making IEDs and it come time for some payback. Mom, I will miss your blackberry cobbler when dinners done and all the little things that you do when Im home that makes it a place of love and family. I know this will hurt you to the soul but I want you to understand that I and many others knew what we were doing and my eyes also water up, not because of what we deal with here but for what you will have to endure if you get this letter. I only wish I could take the pain from your heart so you could feel nothing but joy but I know that joy is the furthest feeling from your heart at this moment. But try to remember the moments we shared when you taught me of love and family. I have taken that with me in every mission and it sustains me when the
No No No
NO,i wont meet you. NO,i wont call you. NO,i dont wanna hook up with you. NO, you can't see my NSFW PICS! NO,i dont want your number. NO,i dont wanna have sex with you. YES,i have a man. YES,were serious. enough dont ask lol..if you still have questions talk to tweek im sure he will love to hear from!! dont you dare bother I'M HERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY!!NO BF'S OR FK BUDDIES!! GOT IT??????????
Question For The Day.
Has anyone used an online pharmacy before? I've heard many pluses and minuses. Well, I'm asking because I have been fighting with a rough back and tried to see a doctor yesterday but was given the runaround. We all know Dr.s like to hold back on the good stuff that actually works. Instead I was told to take Aleve and do nothing but rest. That just doesnt work for me. I know what I need and have been aquiring minimal amounts through friends. I now want more to knock this out and get back to my normal life. My question is this. Has anyone used an online pharmacy and what were your results? Today after work I'm going to purchase my meds and see how it goes. If I receive too many cons to this I will not, but would like to know if they are worth it. Please advise =-) Thank you.
Ever wake up one day and everything you thought about something or believed just doesn't seem to be anymore? I have been content with my life and how things are in it until I was on my way to work today and saw this sweet little old couple sitting in Dunkin Donuts. Then my entire drive to work was just reflecting on my life and what I really want in it and how I want it to turn out. So far I have realized that while I have been ok with waking up and going to bed alone, I am just not anymore. I can't say that I have been a fan of relationships or getting married, in my life neither seems to ever work out. But this couple was just a reminder that it is possible for one to work out and last. He was sitting across the table from her holding her hand and completely just paying attention and caring about anything she said. She was sitting there paying complete attention to him and giggling like a high school girl with her first crush. Clearly they were still very much
Everyone have a blessed day. Live with laughter and love in your heart and know that life is too short for the drama. If you can't be a true friend, then don't be a friend at all. Stay blessed...
Merry Christmas
To all of my friends,family and everyone here on FUBAR..wishing you and you families a very Merry Christmas! Make video montages at
I got so many things going on in my mind.. i sometimes wonder myself if I got ADD. Maybe thats why my son has it. Nah, I am not that bad. lol. Days like today though I could almost think it. I got these thoughts of.. is the bus gonna come today,,did they cancel school? The roads are I didn't listen for school closings. Thinking about my grandma who passed away last yr..2 days after Christmas. Today is her birthday. Thinking I have to go to her grave to put a grave pillow on it,,that we made last weekend. Thinking about having to go to work..and missing my oldest sons Christmas program. Wondering who deleted me as there crush.. I think I know but hes denying it. (not you leo) Thinking about that someone special.. Wondering if my birds got a cold..hes been sneezing like. Thinking about the candy bar in the freezer thats calling my name. Thinking, that today I get to wear my new UGG boots I bought off ebay last year. They are awesome! Just a few things going on in my h
The Intervention Part 1
It's the intervention between two people, you find a girl in a type of clothing that's see thru, I look think'n of the possibilities, hotel, my place, or the back of my SUV. Well we find the spot, the right place for me to make her hot; I move over and kiss her lips, slide my hands across her hips. She tells me stop, and I do for a sec, then I nibble on her ear, she screams like a child; We move towards the soft spot, as I kiss down her chest, likky, likky, my tongue's all ova her breast. Then I start to lik to the area that'll make her moan, my tongue goes to work and it's just like home; Juices so sweet, my tongue can't believe it, part the lips and start to eat it. Her back is arching, her mouth lets out a scream, it must be a dream, the number of times I make her cream, I stop; Let her catch her breath, she massages my back, it's all that, nibbles my ear, time to get back on track
The Pleasure In Your Face
My eyes affixed on you My intense stare darting briefly from your naked body stretched across the satin beneath you to the canvas on its easel placed in front of me. Those eyes, the deepest shade of Brown, searching you, drinking in your every curve, your every crevice. You feel my eyes on your breast, as the brush in my hand flutters over the canvas. Your nipples grow warm, erect, beneath my gaze. My eyes travel to your face, meeting your own, and motions for you to tilt your head. You obey, your head tilts back, your back arching slightly. I continue to paint, My eyes moving swiftly from my work to your own. your entranced, by the intensity of my stare Waves of heat wash over you awakening your senses. The hard nubs at the tip of your breasts beg to be touched, to be squeezed, to be suckled. The folds of flesh, pedals of a flower, moisten between your thighs, its bud pulsating throughout your
Just a poem , in memory of my Grandma.. my best friend. Happy Birthday... I sit beside you, Grandma On deaths doorstep you lay I set my head upon your wrist As I bow my head to pray The world to me shut off The silence here is thick Alone just you and I And your watchs rhythmic tick I block out all my pain And loss Im sure to feel I concentrate now deeply On the tick your watch reveals I sit here now for days And hear the rhythmic sound I contemplate you being gone The thought now seems profound The time for you is near To enter Heavens Gate Ill stay here by your side Until your journey is complete Its months now since youve passed My wounds are healing slow I want so much to hear your voice To see your smiles glow I lay my head upon my wrist When my feelings are too strong I hear your watchs rhythmic tick And know youre never gone
Hold Me Close
Hold me close and don't let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don't let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone
I'm Missing You
Like a cold summer afternoon Like the snow coming down in June Like a wedding without a groom I'm missing you. You're the woman without a man I'm the ring without a hand I'm missing you
Passion 7
Feelings of despair, Feelings that u don't care Feelings of being broken, Feelings of words not spoken Feelings of you are always true, Feelings of being with you Feelings of being incomplete, Feelings that we will never meet
My Christmas Tree
Technology For Country Folks
TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the firewood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the firewood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much firewood RAM: That thing that splits the firewood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk for, C'Mon in y'all RAND
I Need A Wii!!
I need a Wii! Will donate towards my Wii plz? If you don't trust my linky fumail me and I will send you my email address and you can go to paypal yourself.. :) $5 donations are nice.. for a $10 dollar donations I will do a little something for you.. rate your entire profile or a SFW personal Salute.. More than $10 will get ya something better of your choice - name it(with in reason). What do you think? I don't think its anymore whorish than alot of the other things I see around here... EDIT: Let me just add that this is more for my kids than it is for me, I get bored with the games pretty quick. Frankly it pisses me off that I should have to beg money from people for a video game system that probably costs $50 to make but yet you fucking SHEEP will run out and pay $600 for it and then I can't afford one. I spend every dime I get on my kids, clothes, food, you know stuff they need. That is all.. thanks.
Christmas Spirit
I got a christmas tree..and me under the mistletoe on my page.. please leave a kiss or gift!! hugs...nikki
Christmas Tree Leave Lots Of Gifts Lol
Never Before, Maybe Never Again
I fell in love. Huge mistake. I should have known better. And now it's over. It's for the best, I know that to be true. But that knowledge doesn't make it hurt any less. I have no business being in love with anyone, or allowing anyone to love me. I'm a sex addict. There, I said it. And he's right, I may never be able to be faithful. Even with treatment perhaps there's just no hope for me. Right now I can't allow myself to care. All I can do is feel the pain wash over me in waves. I've never felt so badly or so deeply in my life (save for the love I feel for my children). Mick, should you by some chance read this, I know you're right and this needed to end. I'll always love you but like I told you from the start, my love is just not enough. I'm sorry I can't be who and what you need and deserve. Please don't give up. Not all women are as messed up as I am. I hope one day you'll find real happiness. Your Zoey no more. As for those of you who read this you may want t
I Want To Comment Sucide But I Don't Want To Die
By Jimmy c/w '07 I want to comment sucide, but I don't want to die It don't make since don't even try I see myself as others don't I find myself inside my cult I stay up all night I'm high all day These fucken pills won't let me stay If I go before my time Don't try to search you'll never find The truth because I've never told another person another soul I drowned myself in guilt and fear all I need is one more beer another sip another pill I need one more so I won't feel the truth is that It's all my fault I'll never find what I have sought my goal to high my esteem to low Thats all I'll tell you before I go. "I want to comment sucide but I don't want to die" By Jimmy c/w '07
Christmas Tree
Hey everyone how are things?? Its been forever since i been on here..Just wanted to say hi to everyone :)
A Soldier's Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz
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X-mas Spirit
Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as big as all outdoors. It was from him that I learned the greatest joy in life comes from giving, not from receiving. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was fifteen years old and feeling like the world had caved in on me because there just hadn't been enough money to buy me the rifle that I'd wanted so bad that year for Christmas. We did the chores early that night for some reason. I just figured Pa wanted a little extra time so we could read in the Bible. I was still feeling sorry for myself and to be honest I wasn't in much of a mood to read Scriptures. But Pa didn't get the Bible but instead he bundled up and went outside. I couldn't figure it out because we had already done all the chores. Soon Pa came back in. It was a cold clear night out and there was ice in his beard. "Come on,
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the
Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.
'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for
Hope 2 B Back Soon
Hey ya'll... Just thought I'd let ya know that I wont be online for awhile other than to check my emails cuz I am having problems with my internet server right now... Make sure u come by my page and leave some luvin... I'll get ya back when I am able to... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya
Christmas 1
Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a
Christmas 2
Going To A Grandma
Well my 18year old stepdaughter just came over to tell me that im going to be a grandma. I just wanted to share to news with everyone...........
Shout Box
I made my shout box family only because otherwise I get overwhelmed. Anyone can send me a private message.
Hey I have a great idea maybe someone has came up with it before but I think fubar should have a real party have one big get together for all memebers in one big city and have drinks and what not. book a hotel for a couple of nights or weekend and have a good time each member could bring a friend Im sure it would be cheap if they said it was a group meeeting or class reunion Let me know if yall think this is kool holla back at ur boy
As we are in the xmas season remember your family and friends for they are in your life for a reason. Enjoy the time you have with them for it could be taken away tell them that you care for you may never get the chance take that chance and say what you want for they may not know how you really feel be thankful you have someone who cares for you never know what might happen you may lose them in a second and never get the chance to say I care.
Fanning People Before Adding
I am absolutly fe wrote this one :) Why is it so damn important for me to fan somebody i don't know who isn't in the military, fire department, police department, or other "hero" type work. I prefer to fan someone after i have known them for a while. Why can't i be your friend first? i don't mind rating you, but if i have to "fan" you before i can "add" you i am not going to do anything, you will not get any points, comments, or rating from me!
Life As I Know It!!!!
What the hell is wrong with America these days I dont understand why everyone is so superficial these days. I mean why does everyone get so bent out of shape if one hair is out of place or if they dropped some food on their shirt Its stupid. People just need to lighten up be a little more laid back and take life as it comes!!!!
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79 Monte Carlo
If you have a Monte Carlo and want to show it off send me some pics. I do custom paint work and would love to see some cools shit and send info on it as well so i know this isnt just some pic of someone elses car. Stop in my pics and take a look at my 79 Monte. Rock ON
Come Bomb Me Pls
pls come rate and comment me. all the help will be appreciated
My So Called Life
I gotta make this entry short cause, surprise, I gotta go to work soon. :( I work in a grocery store deli and it sucks. I guess I enjoy the company of the people im working with but just the things we have to do and some of the customers, gosh it's enough to give anyone a headache. It's also not the cleanest job and the head manager is incredible fussy when it comes to overtime (lets just say my manager back in the deli gets in trouble if any of us gets overtime). I don't even know if im gonna be at this job for much longer but oh well I guess. The only thing I really like about my job is the free food. I guess that makes the job ok then. Well i gotta wrap this one up. Take care.
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Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it
No Internet...boohoo
To all of my friends, both old and new, I am going to miss you all for about a week. I am moving tonight into a new place...yes, my apartment hunting is finally over, and there is no internet service there until I can get some. So, hopefully by next week I will have net connection once again and be back to haunt ya'll's pages with lots of fubar love. So, take care and have a wonderful weekend and don't have too much fun without me! muahhhhhh Denise aka Southern Tinker ;)
Xmas Spirit
Hey everyone! Xmas is near, so have some new things on my profile! Show me some love and leave me a gift or kiss me under the mistletoe! Thanks! Luv ya all!
Twas the night before christmas And all through the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass I'd just settle down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn' I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece To see what was a matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a monment It must be saint nick He came down the chimey Like a bad out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all stockings With pretzels and beer And a thounderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney Apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all' And a Hell Of A Night
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
My Puppy
My Puppy is very sick she might have cancer. I cant do anything for her. She is by far the most important thing to me. She has helped me through so many bad times. I need to help her but no one can. PLEASE GOD DONT TAKE HER FROM ME TOO !!!!
Christmas Spirit
anyways so here I am all sweet and nice and let people borrow money but when I need it back to pay bills its like oh I totally forgot.. people suck why should I be nice!! it's not like it pays off in the end and I dont get anything out of it but a big frigon headache.. Why?? why am I so nice?? why can't I just say no?? anyone got an answer on how I can be more mean when it comes to the answer NO..
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You kn
Your name creeps into my thoughts, I close my eyes and see your face, Melodies of love flow into my ears, At impulse, I reach out to touch you. Like a virtual image you disappear, Losing this moment tears my heart apart, I can only see you in my dreams, How I long to touch you in reality....
Long Journey
Today, I have set my soul free. My soul has awaken me, from a long journey of emotions that i can't bear anymore. Today, I found myself looking into that crystal ball of dreams and hopes that have been shattered so long ago. I asked myself why have i allowed you to hurt me for so long, in so many ways that you could never see or feel the suffering that my soul has felt. I thought I was strong enough to change you but the only person I was changing was myself I thank you for this long journey because you made me stronger to accept that is time to let you go and to accept that things will never changes I finally see that after this long journey
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, fla
Somewhere in the cold dark night I'm longing to hold you..,. Somwhere in the cold wide starry night I'm longing you feel the same way too...Have'nt you'd seen the happiness you'd bring? Open your eyes wide and you'll gonna find out; I think of you once... twice...thrice,..hmm... I think of you a million times
Dreams Do Come True
Deep inside my soul is aching Longing for your touch Inside my chest my heart is breaking I'm missing you so much You just don't know how much I love you How much I really care My feelings are strong and oh so true This kind of love is rare A life without you is not complete I'm so empty inside I long for the day we will be together And no longer have to hide.
Forbidden Sweets: (Original Halloween subtitle, a treat for all of you). =========== CAVEAT: Legal Disclaimer ============= I think it's really rather innocent, but I've labelled it NSFW just so nobody beats the hell out of me like somebody did earlier today. Any similarity to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended to be a representation of any reality with which any reader should be familiar, so read carefully and don't blame me for where your mind takes the beginning of the story. =========== End of legalese, beginning of story == I couldn't believe these lazy bums who would show up on campus from privileged homes and just expect everybody to just bow to them and wait for opportunities to roll into their laps. I knew it wouldn't be long until their money was jingling in my pocket, because I just loved to get an early morning class while they were still in bed so that I could be out at the break to get into every box between there and the
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What To Do?
What is one to do when a friend pushes another away? You know your friend needs you just to be there but she/he won't allow you to be and instead relies on others who could give a shit less about them. You know your heart is true and you can't just walk away from her/him. That person has been there for you numerous times so why would you walk away? What is one to do? Do you keep pushing back until they finally let you back in or do you just keep your distance and wait until that person gets hurt once again and finally realizes that they need you to cry on again?
to all my friends, sorry for not being on or helping rate all of you.U see i have been dealing with a lot lately.Ok here goes I found out i have cancer so i have been going thru radiation for a bout 3 weeks and it makes me really tired and ill so i apologize to all of you now.. but the good thing is i had an ultra sound tuesday and the tumer is shrinking just a little but its a start. i have 3 really great friends that have been with me from the start of this i never would have made it this far without them cheering me on and just being supportive. So to all of you i love you with all my heart.and thank you for being there for me.and especially bill i will always watch your back like u have mine.I love you baby
New Here!
Hey all, Thanks to my great friend Jimi I decided to join fubar! So yes I'm new here! Seems like fun! Feel free to add/chat to me etc- Love to hear from you all! I'm 22 years old. I live In SC, I just moved here. I am originally from The UK England Baby wohooo! I am a professional Fetish/alt model. I Love music, Tattoos, having fun and being crazy. Come say Hi!
My Longing
Longing for you, I call out Your name erupts from my throat Welling, as if from a fountain So deep Within me. Your memory, Distant, it seems Yet, still fresh And vibrant It teaches me, informs me, That I miss you. With all that I have And all that I am, I call out for you For it is you That makes me whole. My mind commands my voice As I call your name
Hey You
To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul
This Is My Last Time On Fubar For A While
this is my last time on fubar for a while i need a break from this I am Graduating soon Plus i have a business to run for those who truely know who i am and what i am about they know where to reach me and for those who still want to reach me you can do on Yahoo or MSN hit me up Nyck404 I just need a break. This is an Alternative to deleting my account. which I worked hard to rank up in i just need to focus on other things in my life. I appreciate all my friends and love the comments that are left. Thank you very much and god bless..
I Desire You
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...
Ready To Fall
You can live your whole life asleep, Accepting the compartment, mirroring the stereotype. It's easy and comforting and meaningless to be taken, locked in by their love. But desire is awake now in me; My eyes are open. Hope, with teeth as sharp as memory gnaws at my soul; And passion, clear as starlight, real as dreams, coaxes me out of the box. I want to walk on wet grass with naked feet, and chase morning from pole to pole. If I go, will you follow? I'm afraid to be alone. Love in the dark always means more. Catch me. I'm ready to fall.
I took soup to work to eat for lunch.. and grabbed a package of crackers off the fridge to eat with it. I usually use so many crackers it soaks up all the juice. So around noon I heated up my soup and took half the crackers crunched them into my soup and proceeded to eat. Well I got pretty much done eating the soup and was thinking.. what is that nasty smell.. now I work in a foundry, but its in a air controlled part.. so I kept thinking maybe its just foundry smell.. well it wasn't.. I picked up a cracker from the package and smelled it.. EWWW rancid.. I ate rancid crackers.. and proceeded to get sick to my stomach.. by the time I got home my tummy was gurgling .. BLAH!! On another note.. hubby & I were about to lay down to nap when he recieved a phone call.. and he got a bit irritated.. by the time he got off the phone he was PISSED .. it was one of his friends that does paper routes (for a living mind you)*rolls eyes* wanting him to help him do the routes because he was so far
One night I heard a baby cry, and tears began to fall. After all this time - it had been so long He finally got his call. In this little baby's eyes eternity was seen. He had a mission stated clear - on him the world would lean. His burden was a heavy one; not all the world would see. The paths He chose - the way He lived - this was His destiny. To bring to Earth the Gospel Plan Our salvation was His goal. His example was the very best. He loved with all His soul. As unconditional as one could find no matter what the cost. He came to Earth that we may see, existence was not lost. In the garden He suffered for our every sin - He bled from every pore. He opened the doors of Heaven up - It's He who let us in. So remember you, this Christmas morn, It's neither lights, nor gifts, nor food. Remember years before your birth the baby who was born.
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Burning Desire
Beating hearts race, Undulating in Rhythmic unison; Needing to impart the Inescapable embrace. Nearer and nearer; Grasping in Darkened silence. Each gentle touch Seems dearer and dearer; In love, so tenderly, Repeating Eternally.
Greenpeace Issues Toxic Sex Toy Warning by Lester Haines The Register Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica. The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment". Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seve
Can't All Be
Just had to say that not everybody can be a 10...hell i know i'm not a 10 but that's ok. Lets just try not to get pissy when you don't become a 10
I don't think I have stopped much this week. I have been on the go. I guess it is that time of year? I got my computer files all saved and added to the new computer. I never turned off my old computer last night because I know that when I do, it won't turn on again! My new computer is so fast! When I added the pics on the new one from the flash drive, it only took a few seconds! damn! ZIPPY I went and got my hair colored and a tiny bit but. I have been growing it out and don't want anything cut off the length. I wanted to just dye my hair black but my hair beautician freaked out and didn't want to just do black. LOL So I picked an almost black color for the base and a red highlight. I put pictures up so you could see but the flash made my hair look lighter than it is! It is dark. I love the color and so did everyone else there. It is really pretty. I also took pics of my car and posted them on here. The car is dark gray, called Alloy and the inside is black lea
Time Away :(
Well friends, my mom fell down and broke her foot and ankle today, and is surgery. I am about to hop on a bus sunday night to Indiana to be with her for 6 to 8 weeks. So what I am saying I may not be on often, hope you all can forgive me. I will try to reply while I am away, if not sorry. Will miss you all, Muah!! Roxy
New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin
The Eyes
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I believe the eyes are the windows to the true inner being of the heart. The heart is the core of any human being. It holds everything that person is made up of. The love, the hate, the deceit, the passion, the honesty, the integrity. When you want the truth out of someone, look into their eyes and it will tell all. A person can not control what their heart feels and the eyes never lie. THe eyes will show if the person is lying or truthful, if the person is being heartfelt or not. The next time you want to know how your loved one really feels about you, don't say a word...look into their eyes and just let your heart speak. If that passion is not burning in your heart to just grab the person in front of you that you are looking in their eyes, then something is wrong. That's how you know true love when it's there. They say a kiss is used when words are no longer needed. Words are not needed to know how one really feels. You should be able to
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son w alked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself an
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20 Reasons To Date A Cowgirl
20 Reasons to date a Cowgirl! 20 - We can mount with ease 19 - We can go the distance 18 - We have good hip control 17 - We know how fast or slow to go 16 - We can ride in many different positions 15 - We are used to something between our legs 14 - We can always hit the right spot 13 - We are used to a bouncy ride 12 - When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder 11 - We like it dirty 10 - We'll ride for hours 9 - We'll use whips 8 - We love to try new things 7 - We are good with our hands 6 - We get a lot of practice 5 - We know what were doing 4 - We do it in lots of places 3 - We're always on top 2 - We get off easily 1 - We have lots of stamina ~*Cowgirl Up, dust yourself off, get back in the saddle give it one more try, sweat n blood it takes all ya got cause the road to heaven is a hell of a ride, tuff get goin when the goin gets ruff, cause u know u gotta COWGIRL UP!!!
Night Before X-mas
'Twas The Night Before Sexmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and geez, it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Eit
I enjoy poetry, country music, todays hip hop, classic rock & roll, making frinds....and snow. lots more to come... smile*
Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me! why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!
Deleting Friends? Gimme A Fucking Break!
You know, everytime I spend time on this site, I see things that seriously make me laugh. This site is a bit more intuitive than alot of other sites, namely Myspace, Facebook or some other social site, because this site is virtually running everything that people do in real time. So it's easy to see how people make moves on this site...also revealing people's personalities to a large degree. The first thing I notice is too many people lay their feelings on the line on websites hoping to accomplish some sort of either feedback, response, or trigger feelings in people they are intending to read what they post. For example, people always talk about keeping it real before you add them, read their profiles, this that and the other...well, when you do, they begin to talk to the person who kept it real...ONLY to catch feelings! Then when the person stops talking to them, no fault of that person, just the nature of websites being cyclical in nature, this person sits behind a computer
My Salute
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Friend In Need
Time for friends and family to come together to help a good friend of mine and fubar. Tigg the owner of KOPE had his acct. and lounge deleted this morning, He needs to get to lvl 10 fast to re-open a new lounge. His new id is darktigg. Lets get hime leveled fast. Ty for all the help my friends.
Well its the season for dreidels and gelt. So yeah while they are in the gift shop, get me a damn dreidel. And also since I am your average jew give me your fubucks lol. Well I am also sorry I haven't been around Fubar much lately but I been working my ass off and I am trying to catch up on bills and ect so yeah I haven't forgotten about anyone.
I have got a christmas tree on my page. All my friends can leave me gifts. I want to see just how many have the Christmas spirit or are you a scrooge?
Emma Louise
Hey me a huge favor....keep my granddaughter in your prayers... Emma will be three dec 29, yesterday she fell on some juice her sister spilt...and has a broken leg. The break is on her femur above the knee, shs gonna be in a body cast from her little chest, full on the broken leg and partial on the good leg. Shes gonna need a special chair and car seat. She is a VERY entergetic child so this not being able to go is gonna be hard for her....and mom who is ecpecting in May 08 and little sister who is used to playing with her....sigh. There's gonna be lots of patience tried. So I would greatly apperciate any and all prayers for my baby. Thanks!!!!
The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir
My Blog
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Aren't You Tired?
Aren't you tired of the games being played on here and in life? I mean how many ways, how many times must someone tell you how they feel in order for one to realize? How many ways can someone show you their friendship? How many languages must I love you be said for one to understand? Aren't we all adults on here? So why do many 30-something year olds act like this is high school? What is the deal? Aren't you tired of it? When are you going to open your eyes and follow your morals and your heart and know a true friendship when you see one?
I have started seeing someone and that's the reason my NSFW pics are gone. If things don't work out for us I will NOT be reposting them. He is very important to me and I'm not doing anything to screw it up! so with that being said If your only my friend to see my pics then i guess you weren't much of a friend to begin with. And if you want to remove me go right ahead. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it! Thanks for taking the time to read this....Happy Holidays!!
What Ya Doing Tonight
what ya doing tonight?
How Was Dinner?
how was dinner?
Howdy Ya
howdy ya
Insecurity Abounds
What is the point of a woman blocking another woman from her page? I have no interest in your page whatsoever but to rate you. Especially if I have never been to your page...are you that insecure in yourself that you feel the need to block me because I am on a mutual friends page? Or is it you are hiding something that I could probably care less about cause who are you to me? No one...that's who. Fubar is a small world so I'm sorry that we have a mutual friend (who by the way I'm not even on his friends list so I cna't leave him comments anyhow) but what is it with me? Do I intimidate you that much? I am no one and am not a threat so please don't flatter yourself by having to come to my page and block me. I am not coming to your
My Online Purity Scoring
You Are 24% Pure Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow. You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one! The 100 Question Purity Test
Help Me Keep My Vip
UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! just click on pic plez and thank you
So a very great and wonderful guy told me about this site and i finally gave in and checked it out. Thus far, i am impressed. Haven't met alot of people yet but every one seems really friendly lol. I guess i'll say a little about myself. I'm 19 yrs. old, married (in an open relationship), bisexual, and looking for fun. I live life like there is no tomarrow and with no regrets. If anyone is looking for a relationship... don't look here. Unless you're a woman. lol. I love women. Also, i am a mommy of one handsome little boy and he always comes first in my life. Well, i guess that is all for now. If i think of anything else i wanna throw in there then i'll add it some other time. Later all. Jess
i fell in love with my husband after only a couple of days. i asked him to marry me and we got married dec 13 2006. only three weeks after we started dating. it will be a year this thurday and to all those people that said we wouldnt make it well we are and will be together forever
Trying To Ride
Seeking balance I stand tall But feel awkward and askew I propel myself gracelessly Like some limping beast A little momentum and I stall The motion nonintuitive, new Wishing I could move effortlessly Or with some control at least Half dragging, sliding, shuffling The wind buffets against me, assails me Cold powder swirls like a dervish I squint my eyes, half snowblind I pull my scarf up, muffling Blocking the wind as it wails at me I cant help but feel a bit nervous Gliding along, one foot in a bind A directionless monopod, I sidewind along In spite of myself I make my way With a jolt I ascend the hill Hoping I can get off the belt I reach the top after not too long And scuttle out of the way Catch a bit of icetoo cold to melt I gather all my will I buckle in my right boot And rachet the bindings tight And now with both feet I am bound Locked to the board Slightly forward I scoot And struggle to
Sad And Unfair
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... SO I DID WAT WAS RI
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never kn
Random Ramblings.
i like studying people. i like to sit around coffee shops and airports and stand in random lines just to watch. there are amazing things that you can deduce about random people when you see them stand in a five minute line at a coffee shop or airport. you can see who feels privileged...looking like everyone around them owes them something...wondering why they even have to stand in line...then there are the people who couldn't care less how long they stand in line because they know that inevitably they always get to where they are going...these are the people who know that its not the destination, its the journey. these people are so much easier to read, because they always have that slight twinkle and small curve of their mouth. the all knowing smirk. i don't really have anything that i was trying to accomplish with this blog. just random thoughts at 2:30am when i can't sleep. relevant or not...i feel slightly apprehensive about what is to come and be...almost scared to think...i need
My News
i just got a certificate, and coin from the secretary of the army. boy was there dressed and dressed dudes in the area guarding him
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Crazy Ramblings
I posted this on another site once and got good reviews.. Figured I would try it out on the Fubar crowd.******************************************** 1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who? Who says someone has to die?? maybe i just have an ouchie and need some peroixide or anti biotic ointment.. sheesh 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? i spose i would be ok with it since i dont drink that often, but it would make going out and having parties less fun 3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Which one will it be? Only 1??? are you kidding me? umm I spose i would eeeny meeeny miney mo and take the one mo landed on 4. Do you believe world peace is possible? as angry as us humans get are ya nuts? 5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. hmm Im gonna name my wish... umm Carons Wish!!! lol 6. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off? missing teeth, i dont want no hillbill
i guess nobody wants to talk to me cause i im email people and they never respond. oh well i guess.
Stress is a part of life of course, we all know this. But why allow it to control your life? Do you not know that only YOU can control who or what you allow into your life? You can be the most caring loving person in the world but why allow a stressful person or thing to control your happiness? Is it that hard for you to say no to something? Why must you be everyone else's therapist? I've given the advice that I can and now it's time to focus on me. I have 3 weeks to figure out what to do before I'm deep up shit's river screwed up to the world, so you deal with you and I'll do me. I am always a friend but if you gonna continue to let people run YOUR life then that's on YOU!
The Holidays Are Here , Let The Fun Begin .
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Can Someone Tell Me Why??
Ok now ive been on fubar a lil while and I do happen to read profiles and Ive noticed that alot of the women on fubar have a few NSFW folders but they make them private to everyone and then on their page will say dont ask to see my NSFW folder...question I want to ask is why the hell do you have that folder there if you dont want people to see it or ask to see it??? Attention whores perhaps??? My other question is why mention that you have msn and yahoo and a cam on your page then say you wont give the names out if you do not wish to be on them with your fubar pals??? Another attempt at attention whoring perhaps?? anyone who has these answers feel free to let me in on the secret
Buy Me A Drink!
Will someone please buy me a drink? I am dry!! While you are at it...tell me how to work this fubar! Thank you!!
Ok its time for me to post another blog....I know I seem to make everyone cry when I post these...I will try not to get to bad...As we approach Christmas and we have gone thur thanksgiving we think about all the people that are not with us...Are service men and women and the passed on...I am thankful that I have the people in my life that I do and I miss the ones that are gone and not with us...New's Years Eve is the hardest for me because I spent Charlie's last new years eve wiuth him in Lathrop playing card games and drinking and just laughing and having a good time...Mattchew we deffinetly wish that you were her to be with your friends and Family and celebrating a new year with us..I know that I miss you very much and Can't wait till you get home...We are thankful for what all of you sevice men and women do for us to keep us safe and alive..And may all the people that have passed on May you rest in peace and know that some day we will see you again...All og you are always in my hear
What Is Love???
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest? It isn't Love, it's Like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right? It isn't Love, it's Lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't Love, it's Luck. Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't Love, it's Loneliness. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't Love, it's Loyalty. Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't Love, it's Pity. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't Love, it's being Unconfident. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? It isn't Love, it's Infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't Love, it's Friendship. Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of? It isn't Love, it's a Lie. Are you willing to give all of your favorit
First Of Many...
Well ever since I joined Fubar I have wondered what to put here - and I always came up with a blank but then I decided to just write down what was going on at the time I was writing so here goes... I have been off work for almost 5 days due to pulling a muscle in my back. Other than that things have pretty much gone slow. Yeah I know this is a small blog but they will get bigger in time. Thanks for your time
What Now?
so i just said fuck it . if he cant answer and explain then not worth the time or anything ....there are those who do want me out there. the right one will come along. this blog goes to all but the school entry...if
I'm alive and well after making it through Sunday's nights - Monday mornings hurricane force winds! We had winds clocked at 81 but here in Montesano it was definately higher. We lost half our roof and our house even rocked back and forth at one point which was pretty scary! We've been out and about and seen first hand the devistation in Grays Harbor County. We got power back last night but there are people still without tonite. My husbands work was destroyed by the storm too. It's going to be a tight Xmas this year for us! And prayers go out to our friends in Centralia and Chehalis who are flooded out of their homes and lost everything! We lucky in comparison!
Read This
Would you love them till the day that you die? Would you tell them that you love them everyday? would you love them no matter what ? Would you give your happiness to see them happy? Would you tell them that all that you want for them is to be happy no matter what even if that is with another person? how would you act when you saw them with someone else? how would you feel? would you give amything to be back with them? would you wait for them to see if they feel the same? what would you as the reader feel if this was about you? if you want to you can reply to me about this
Hurting A Child
NEVER shake a baby~Date: Dec 6, 2007 2:42 PMOn December 4, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off of life support because of irreversible brain damage she sustained from being shaken by a man Jessica knew and trusted.This is what Jessica said:"IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE
Watch The Birdie! Lmao!!! Was out enjoyin a nice pased sunday ride..when all of a sudden........
Life 3
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give i
True love is a sacred flame That burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow Or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones And hears with gentle ear, True love gives with open heart And true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh demands It neither rules nor binds, And true love holds with gentle hands The hearts that it entwines.
Back Again!
Because a good friend interceded and because I've never before quit anything in my life, I am going to return and see if things work themselve sout! Perhaps I jumped before I looked deep enough. I am willing to reexamine what I thought was a wrong doing and give this site another chance. I want to thank my friend for showing there are two sides to ever problem!
Question For You All
here lately ive been considering taking some time off from here for a few days or so and all that stuff. give things time to settle again and everything..... and give me more time to do the stuff that needs doing here at home.... so im taking it to here to let you all know and see what you all think
He's Reading! :)
My son, DJ, is 5 years old and in Kindergarten. He knows his ABC's and 123's and general things but I haven't been teaching him how to read yet. Of course I know they are doing some of that in school but I experienced a wonderful thing tonight. My son came home with 2 little books that they made in school. Each page consisted of 3 word sentences. I was cooking dinner and I happened to look over at him as he was at the table with his bookbag with his brother and his 2 cousins. He was showing them the books he had. I went back to cooking and heard him talking. I looked back over and my baby was READING the sentences to the other kids! Now I know that many wouldn't call this an accomplishment but I do because they labeled him developmentally delayed because he was tongue tied at birth and was speech delayed and still is kind of, so this is a moment in my history that I'm proud to acknowledge! I know it was only 3 word sentences but I didn't think he would be able to read until next year.
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any
My Givaway
I need 140,000
Just My Feelings
alright this is my biggest pet peave as it stands, yall fuckers that sit here and when someone messages you, you want to be content you say your bored, or perhaps your just on the rag who the fuck cares. but when growing up i dont know about most of you people but i was taught that if you have someone say hi you are nice enough to respond back with an im busy, or whatever but nooooooo. it would seem some people are too good for that shit. hmm if you are not in this category i apologize but if you are then your best bet is to 1.) learn to fucking respond when you are talked to 2.) stop saying your fucking bored 3.) keep it up and irritate the fuck outta me and i break your sanity... i try to be nice but i mean hell if your gonna provoke me into being an asshole then step the fuck up because i sent messages to many people in a days time and maybe if im lucky 1 out of every 16 fucking people will respond that means someone just doesnt care and thats not gonna be okay so im gonna end this
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Am I A Good Guy Or A Bad Guy?
Am I a good guy or a bad guy? I always seem to run in the problem of people not being able to understand meat first I wasnt sure how to let people know what type of person I am, but the only problem is that Ive been called everything from the nicest guy in the world that any woman would love to have, to the biggest asshole God created and needs to send me to hell. Id like to think that I am a pretty nice guybut there are those moments that make me question that. I can get along with pretty much anyone, I dont start any shit (I really dont see the point, just to prove some kind of Cro-Magnon ego trip), lazy (which is mainly why I dont start shitit takes too much energy, fuck that, Imma lay down for a minute), got a big heart (which is why I get taken advantage of), introverted, quiet, love to laugh and joke around, Ive learned over the years to think before you speak so no one will misunderstand youstill working on it though, learned how to effectively deal with my tempe
Pray For My Baby Girl
I Miss You
It's been 2 years since my world crashed in, 2 years of every day missing and needing my husband. 2 years of forceing myself to get up and face the day, and thank god for my kids and now 7 grandkids, Cody 9 yrs, Sweet Jordan 7 yrs, happy Brooke 6 yrs, Fiesty Summer 3 yrs, Baby John 10 months who is named after you, And the twins Kayliegh and Hayden 6 months. I have made many mistakes over the last 2 years , and I have learned many things, But I try to remember the love we shared and the love I will always have for you until the day I join you, we had bad times , lord knows sometimes we wondered why we got married and why we stayed together. But the good times more than made up for all the pain ,anger and hurt that two people will always give to another person as they grow and learn. We laughed and loved, we grew together.We hurt when the other one was hurt, we went to battle when one was needed to protect the other, we stood together and back to back. We raised two g
so here it is i just finished taking my exam for vet school tonight. i do it online very hard.out of 5 exams so far i have only missed 2 questions. im so excited about it and thought i would share my good news with everyone. well have a good one peeps.
it was a good one too! it would have made it into the top mumms list...**cries** lol...its just ridiculous because it WASNT nsfw. here are the pictures that i posted on it : then the question was i look better in white or red fishnet. ugh...freakin gay anyways thanks to all of you who supported me by re-posting, and to alice for making my bulletin look fresh :) **muahs** oh yeah...11s to comments during happy hour :)
Love Poem
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop
My Thoughts
I love you. Those are the words that open my thoughts, my heart, and my soul. Those are the words that fill my head, this book, and the hole That continued to grow with every mistake I made, every person that I lost Left me with a debt that my mind could not pay, so my heart had to pay the cost. Those are the words that are my gift, my nepenthe, and my pain. Those are the words that make me happy, make me crazy, and make me sane. I love you. Those are the words that open my thoughts to happiness and sorrow. The joy of being with you today and fear of losing you tomorrow. Those are the words that open my heart up to you To show you how I feel about everything you do. Those are the words that open my soul and everything inside. All the feelings that I have and all the pain that I hide. I love you. Those are the words that is my gift to you from me. To bring you lots of joy and make you very happy. Those are the words that are my nepenthe for past memories They bring my
Being Lonley
i am tired of being lonley. i wish i had a girlfriend to share all of my happy times with and to share all my sad times with. i want to find a woman who likes the samethings as i do. or one who would be willing to compromise and work togeather to accomplish great things with. i want a woman who will not cheat on me, one who will treat me right. a woman who loves attention. a woman who will give me attention and affection. one who shows compassion when i need it.
People must think I'm a fucking idiot and can't see what's going on. I hate when people try and play me for a fool. Anyway, I actually got about 3 hrs of sleep today. I can't remember getting that much sleep all at once in the longest time. I should go get some sleeping pills from my doc, but last time I did that, they made me see shit. Is Ambien s'pose to do that?
Old Videos Ive Made
I've always wondered: How is it that the actor who plays House has an English accent in real life but they make him have an American accent on the show? WTF???
My Familys Greeting Card Cute!!!! please look
2008 Kawasaki Zx-10 Lap At Qutar!! Wicked!!
Bet U Can Lol
lt;div align='center'>Idiot Test ..See more like this on kontraband.comi'm also gonna be putting this on my profile
I am so bored, All I want to do is get to level 10 an start my lounge again.But it is taking for ever an 3 days. Please help me.
How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." 4. Enjoy the simple things. Look around you: they are everywhere. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the malls, have an ice-cream cone, a cup
Nsfw = Wtf???
OK, so I can understand why a pic may not be suitable for your main pic, but this NSFW is pure bullshit!!! First off if you are surfing the net at work then ya ain't working and ya boss ought to fire ya ass. Second, one of my pics got rated this I assume because it was a coupon for a free orgasm...give me a can see and hear worse than that on TV...such as the retarded anti-smoking commercial from whadafuxup...I mean any moron knows that stands for What The Fucks Up in the stupid way the kids talk now days. As far as I'm concerned everyone here SHOULD be an adult and IF there are kids surfing this site then their parents are to blame if they see something they shouldn't because they aren't paying very much attention to what their kids are doing. This is a major problem in this country now, too many people (I say people because if they let their kids run rampant then they damn sure ain't parents in any form or fashion) not being responsible for their kids much less
Come Vote For Me
My Christmas Gift To You
This is somewhat embarrassing to admit, but since Im only working part-time, Christmas will be tight this year. In light of that, I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts so please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up sp
A Beautiful Story
The surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will
Preamble Of My Soul
Moonlight Madness Stark Raving Lunatic Sadness Desperation turns to despair Dispicable Deserted Desolation Demons Dancing in Rhythmic Romantic Resolutions Spreeful Exuberance in the trickling Mental Anguish Hollering Howls of Hallucinogenic Revelations Revealing in the Resurrecting of another lost sorrowful soul Spacious Inequity of a broken heart Death "the end of life" Plummting Pluralisms Persecutions Punishing Penniless Taunts Tightless textile tunneling temptaions of temperament Howling Screams of mercilessness pierce the cool calm damp night Windows and Mirrors Crack and Break shattering to the abyssmal pit if hell Cool Calamity Prevails over the vast Horizon Screachless scoundrels of cocks and cunts mimic the pure pristineness of a parallel universe of pure pristine pandomimes of good Shocking Horrors Ravage the Earth Back away from the sinless spasms of mutant grotesqueness Inherit the night, The Dark, The Unknown, As limited as the eye can see, the lost myth
The Love That Never Died.
Once there lived a prince. Prince Andrew. He lived in the Kingdom of Ghettoville with his mother Queen Lillian and the evil King william the terable (and perverted) and his sister Princess Bethany. Prince ANdrew and his sister were close. they would do everything together. They would frollic in the flowers and and talk about everything. The most joy he had was when she would play with her friend Princess Colypsia. The young Prince would look out the window and watch as they plaied and laughed. One day Princess Bethany saw the young prince looking out the window watching Colypsia. SHe beconed to him She doth be of age and single. and they ran off. The next day Colypsia came over with Chaz the worrior and DRew his servent. Andrew decended the castle and beconed to her. "Mi' lady might we goi somewhere and talk without your Protecton?" "yes prince Andrew we shall" they sat on a waterfall and talked as the moon rose. The moonlight shon down on them and it gave Princess Colysia an Angelic g
Level Me
About Me
Ok Heres The 411 On Me I Am 34 Yrs. Old , I`m Hispanic(French,Irish,Indian & Spanish), I Have Brown Hair , Brown Eyes, i`m 5Ft. 11 In. I`m Not Giving Out My Weight lol You`ll Just Have To Guess On That One lol I Work On My HomePages My Websites And I Like To Meet New People I Like Making New Friends Male And Female And If Any Of You Would Like To Be My Friend And Get To Know Me More Please Feel Free To Add Fan And Rate Me And Chat And Get To Know One Another I`m Hoping To Find That Special Woman Out There Whether It Be On Here Or In The Real World Being Single Is Fun At Times But Gets Very Lonely Most Of The Time
R.i.p Rapper Chad "pimp C" Butler
Text Here Dec. 4th 2007 age 33...R.I.P chad (pimp-c) butler of UGK 1974-2007... Rapper Chad "Pimp C" Butler, who along with hometown pal Bernard "Bun B" Freeman made up the chart-topping group UGK, was found dead Tuesday morning in a West Hollywood hotel room. Paramedics and officers responded to a 911 call placed from the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Boulevard and were directed to a room on the sixth floor. They found Butler lying on the bed, fully clothed. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said the call came in about 9:30 a.m. A spokesman for the county coroner said that it appears the 33-year-old "Dirty Money" purveyor died of natural causes. No drugs or related paraphernalia was found in the room and it didn't appear as if anyone had been in the room with Butler when he died. An autopsy will be performed and a full report, including the results of standard toxicology tests, should be ready in six to eight weeks. "We mourn the
My Birthday
So today I turn 32. I don't feel any different. In fact I still feel more like I'm 26 or 27. Perhaps it's because I'm young at heart. Just a big kid. I'm not sure what I'm going to do for my birthday other than go to work. I'll think of something.
A Wonderful Day In The Nabior Hood
The house finally past inspection on the heating and only took 4 times to get it right. I think that it's mad shell on there now we are about a month behind so no moving in for x-mas. The contractors talking about maybe the end of next month.
Whats Up With All Da Haters?
Rk_06@ fubar lets show him we dont like downraters!!
Hello everyone. I have a few questions for you men out there. Yeah women you can answer them too cuz I sure would like to hear your opinions. Why can men never give straight answers to our questions? Why can they never be happy with what they have? Why do they always think everyone owes them everything?, when honestly we owe them nothing. When in all actuality men would not be here if it were not for women. Ya know men can not squeeze a baby head thru their little pee holes. What is the deal with them all thinking looks really freakin matter? Damn has no one ever heard the phrase beauty is in the eye of the beholder or beauty is only skin deep? Why do looks matter so damn much, I mean my god, we were not put on earth or born to judge everyone. Looks should only matter if you are looking at cattle like horses, pigs and such. Women are none of those!!!!!! We are not just pieces of meat ya'll can treat like shit!!!! Why is it that men can not be honest with women e
All Want Leveled
Here's 2 that would like to level. All help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance. DJ LETTE NEEDS 3152 TO LEVEL Dj Lette Barbiiez playground owner♥P-Nasty Wifey/Wiccan Wifey@ fubar WESTCOASTRAVEN NEEDS 10,177 TO LEVEL WestCoastRaven@ fubar
Wow Thanks Hehehe
No really you shouldn't have....the 7 was too much the first time :P hehehe just having fun April ♥
Sheet Music
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air.
From Tonight
something else lost in the swirling mists of the reality that crowds me dreams encroach on the waking world i go places, smell things, do things that cannot be the lonliness that precipitated the madness not as bad as you would think not all crying, not all fear, not all darkness there are moments dreams creeping in amongst the edges of the day fleeting thoughts of the curves that excite me minute glimpses of things that happened already the temptation of sights unseen the scent that lingers is lonesome, beckoning drawing you into the half remembered histories hot drunken moments, revelling in the heat under the seas of an emotion that has no name not lust, not love, not a thing like that, but a mid ground the caress of gentle wants, the fascination with another the currents of time pull me along tugging me further from the places i was before through the thoughts of another night wispy remains of a lust still clinging, clamoring for more remembered caresse
Dec. 7th
"Remember Pearl Harbor" "History in ev'ry century Records an act that lives forevermore. We'll recall, as into line we fall The thing that happened on Hawaii's shore Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we go to meet the foe Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we did the Alamo. We will always remember how they died for Liberty Let's remember Pearl Harbor And go on to victory. Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we go to meet the foe Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we did the Alamo. We will always remember How they died for Liberty Let's remember Pearl Harbor And go on to victory!" Written by Don Reid and Sammy Kaye Performed by Swing and Sway With Sammy Kaye Recorded December 17, 1941
My Causes
Believe Believe in yourself, Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you and the pressure that tears at your resistance Means courage, Keep a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying for the sake of supporting others, means strength, Stopping at nothing and doing what's in your heart you know is right, means determination, Doing more then is expected to make anothers life a little more bearable without uttering a single complaint, means compassion, Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort to the best of your ability, means loyalty Giving more then you have and expecting nothing but gratitude in return, means selflessness, Holding your head high, And being the best that you know you can be, when life seems to fall apart at your feet and facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you a better tomorrow. And never giving up means Believing in yourself... Multiple Sclerosis "The young woman listened politely. T
Do You Know The Truth???
This is a FULL film on what is called a Zeit-Geitst (which means a control) I only stumbled on this film because I bought a book with the same title and the book has nothing to do with this movie. This movie is 2 hours long. It informs you on the truth about amarica and who really controls it. I know at the beginning it defrauds Christianity but thats just a base on how this thing started. If your a believer in the bible and would get afended at the idea that its made up I'm sorry but there a more important issue here. The amarican people are being led into a trap that is being pushed by the amarican people themselves. Please watch this whole movie and if you agree with it pass it on. We must overcome this before its too late. Remember watch the whole movie before you start to form your opinions on it. thank you. Zeit-geist full movie click here or if the link dont work incert this into your browser:
Favorite Quotes To Share
"To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things that two people share, yet sometimes forget." "I do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return." a gift is given without want .... "I am I... and You are You... and neither of us are here to live up to the others expectations... But if we meet... Its beautiful..." " "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" "Time is but an illusion the past is but a memory the future is but a dream so live time for now, not for then and let me walk into your dreams" To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things tha Always
I dont get it why is it that people are never happy with what they have? I know there are moments where we can be happy but then...come most of the time we are always missing something or we just want more.(Its just the human in us I guess.)For example people who dont have a significant other want one but when they have them they get tired...when you get money its never enough...I can jst keep going on and on but I would rather hear everyones opinion on the subject so please feel free to comment
Pls Visit My Site....
i have made a muzic site... hope u will visit there..... heres the link..... and enjoy..
a new place hiding, but looking i entered a place new to me a place of interest and frustration i explored and learned discovered exciting and strange places spent many hours looking...seeming unseen naive to things around me, watching me i found a piece of my heart that still felt and was broken learn explore, search i have come and gone and returned again and again to this place keeps me in touch with those from my past, and those of my present... maybe to those of my future with a click of a button i was in a new place
Poet Tree
I look out my room's window and picture the things we dreamed about doing or Who we would meet or what they would say. painted love served on a silver platter. Everything is what it seems. I am always. I am never. ending in a tragedy.
Good News
Video For Moms
Moms watch this video and Share with everyone
Loving Difficult People [by Global Illumination on Myspace] Very often in life we come across difficult people. I regard difficult people as being; ''those amongst us whom we find it hard to get along with.'' Difficult people come in all ages, races, and sexes. When I use the term ''difficult people'', I do not believe that being difficult is a permanent personality trait. Although, some people do seem to be difficult the whole of their lives, I believe that being a difficult person is usually a temporary state, and so people often go through phases when they become difficult at various stages in their lives. Every difficult person has the potential to think, act, and behave otherwise. Most of us live or work closely with someone whom we regard to be a difficult person. What makes the difficult person most difficult to deal with, is that they seem to be against us, and this can make us feel that the difficult person is causing us misery. Difficult people tend to come ac
Hear Me-hear Me
Hey recently I had a chance to co-host a radio show at, Some of my music is played throughout the show let me know what you think.I'm still trying to master this fubar thing any tips? rlb
Crazy Stalkers
It's really insane how some of these crazy umm.. should I call them b*****s?? or just cuckcooo broads?? anyway.. if they spent less time stalking and more time at their shrinks office, the world would most definately be a better place. They have definately crossed more than a few lines and it's really sad. Sad that they have to try to interrupt others lives to make their day more pleasureable. Sad that they don't have love that they need so they make a false life to try to fill that empty void. Sad that they make stories up to get sympathy and love from people that normally wouldn't give them the time of day. Saddest, is that they don't even know what they are doing. Cuckcoooo. If you think i'm talkin about you, you're probably right and perhaps you should get your nosey ass out of my blog? Please, take your meds today and call your doctor. You realllllllly truly need some help. Have a great day!
School Closed...again
Gm everyone. I got a call from hubby this 7:20.. boys got a 2hr delay. Well,, around 7:35 neighbor calls to tell me this. Well at 8.. hubby calls again. I kinda got on him..sayin, well since theres a 2 hr delay.. don't ya think I would want to sleep in..or have the boys sleep in. Why do you keep calling. Well then he said that school closed. I guess we will be having make up days at end of school year.. since they already closed for the first 2 snows. Well, after got off phone.. 2 minutes later.. neighbor calls to tell me.. that school is closed. Out of all this..recieved 5 calls, within a hour. Does anyone need a phone? I am giving mine away! Working as a secretary.. I get many phone calls. Just don't need the excess phone calls at home. UGhhhh
Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed anothe
The Final Inspection
I am going today to get my hair cut.... Don't worry Hair Lovers.... It's not all going away today! Just some simple stuff for today.... I am waiting for my friend to say go, and we will be cutting our hair to donate to Locks for Love.... Then it will be gone. At least for a year. My hair tends to grow fast. I am ready for a change and the next time will be drastic!! To be continued.......
List # 2 Of Club F.a.r. Members
I have finally come to the decision that i will be leaving fubar after this weekend. I apprecciate everyone's friendship and help with the issues I have been having in my life. But I think at this point I can not continue with my fubar account. i wish everyone all the best a very Merry Christmas.
Journal Update
12-07-2007 I'm listening to Christmas songs as I write in here. I sat and watched my favorite Christmas movie last night "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sims. I really like that one and there is one other "A Christmas Carol" and I think I found it on line it is the one with Reginald Owens it is the one where he takes toys to the Crachitts. I'm listening to Christmas music which is unusual for me. My back is bothering me so I will relax on the heating pad today. I dont decorate not that I dont have some but not a lot of decorations But just being alone I dont really get into it. I noticed this morning while having coffee trying to remember some of the Christmas' as a child. Well a cup of hot chocolate sounds great. I know I totally understand where I come from in my mind thinking there things been 6 years and my ex remarried within 2 years and what got me it was a guy who wouldnt work so she lost everything well they say paybacks are a bitch. I know how I wonder if I will ever
Members Of Fire And Ice
Here is our list of members. Managment will be in my New Family Blog and not mentioned here! Please come here often as some will be added and some delted. Please make friends with all FIRE and ICE members!! Make everyone here your friends. Billy*Member of the Fire and Ice Crew*@ fubar Anna ~Member of Fire and Ice Crew~@ fubar ****lilmamma1***fire**n**ice** leveling** crew****@ fubar *Baby T*Rockstar*Fire and Ice Crew Member*Happily Taken*@ fubar Harley Member of FIRE & ICE Levelers Crew@ fubar blue eye devil enforcer of fire and ice leveling crew@ fubar ~Bombing~kat~member of Fire and Ice@ fubar ~Hottielips~.l crw,Dddy'S lil gil & brظ.* fخg me ر`..
Socially Unacceptable
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants......... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Se
I have realized that it's time to do for me. I'm tired of trying to help others and getting nothing in return. Call it selfish or whatnot, but at least I'm honest about it. With my birthday quickly approaching, I have decided to finally do for me. I'm not going to reveal what the transformation is going to consist of but I know some will be upset and others hopefully will be happy for me and support me. I need to make a life for me and my kids, I need to make sure my children are happy. My children are what I am living one else. My happiness will come one day, I can feel it, but I'm always helping others and forgetting about myself, which is unfair to both me and my children. I will always be here for those close to my heart but I want to have what everyone else has as well. I'm not getting any younger in life and if I don't make this transformation than who will? I am always here for you all...
Love Love Love
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
One Year Anniversary
Hey To All The Fu's Out There!!!!
just wanted to say thank you for all the birthday gifts. I really appreciate all the love. Have a good weekend everyone!!!
My Blog :d im tring to make like a support page for soldiers please let your friends know and please add also you or someone you know is in the military and would like their or your photo up for support we will do that, its almost xmas time and we need to let them know that that are not forgotten and we think about them and pray for them to come home saftly and thank them for protecting us and our freedom!
Christmas Youtubes..pls Watch
Goodbye For Now!
Hey everyone! Many of you know what has been going on in my life for the past several months. It has been nothing short of a constant struggle, and it has taken a huge toll on me, physically, mentally and emotionally. I have done my best to keep my head above water, yet I always feel in one way or another I am getting drawn into my own personal hell. I know that life and time wait for no one; it will keep going, even if I do nothing or I am not goes on! So I know I have to deal with my issues and all I am going through before I become consumed by them. With that being said, I feel the need to say goodbye for now, as I will be taking a break from being here! I do want to say to those who know me and have been there or at least tried to be there, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart! It means the world to me to know that I am cared for and loved so much my so many!" To those who have not had the chance to get to know me yet or those I have spoken to but do no
Thoughts N Poems
The night is long and ever cold There is an echo within my soul Once there lived an optimistic girl Eyes wide open and ready for the world Today stands someone torn and broken Just a shell of the person that was stolen No bright future, no arms to hold Whispers in the night of love once told Carry my prayers and lay them on his ears Make my voice the only thing he hears Reach in his chest and calm his fears Lift him up and carry him to me Let him drop down to one knee Keep his soul and heart safe To dance with mine in the same place Endless hours when midnight falls Let him hear my every call
Ok im just curious....... I have a few Crushes and was wonderin who they was from..... Any clue how to find out yet who they might be...... Figured with the crushes i had they might of already re rated all my pics while i have been gone...and nope not back to stay yet...u will know when...... But anyhow it was cool at 1 time I think its kinda boring now not to know who they r .... so if its u send me $$$$$$$ lol...... sorry was bored....... Love ya all.... Tongue.....
GAH! Why is it every man that I meet turns out to be something they're clearly not?!?! For example, I was dating this guy in the Navy who thought that he was quite literally GOD's gift to women. At first his confident/cocky attitude was a turn-on, but my mind quickly changed when I discovered he had been cheating on me. What's worse is he lied to my face when he was busted! You know the whole "wasn't me" Shaggy mentalitly! He totally thought that I was either too desperate or too stupid to figure out what he was up too and would just accept it. WRONG! Anyway's that ended in October and since then I've only met one guy. A total game player! Uh hello McFly, HS ended 15 yrs ago for me.. GROW UP!! Makes me wonder if I will EVER find a decent guy and build a stable relationship with?!?! *sigh* Maybe I'll just become a lesbian!!!
how the hell can any one get the right a mount of sleep they need when they do so much for others?
A Special Place
A Special Place I walk along a path through thick greenery and discover my special place. This place has not been touched by the hard hands of man. As you walk in, you see a breathtaking waterfall flowing into a crystal pond. The pond is surrounded by a stand of trees, as if they are sentries guarding to keep the horrors that man reaps on the environment from it. There is a huge rock perfect for diving from into the cool crystalline pool or you can lay across the flat top of it to enjoy the sun and beauty. As you look down from the rock you can see the fish swimming by peacefully. Wildflowers grow rampantly over the banks of the pond. The air is crisp and clean filled with the sweet scent of the wildflowers. If you are very quiet you may even get to see a deer or some other animal approach the pond for a drink. The quiet serenity of this place helps me to shake off the worries of my days and brings calmness into my mind. I visit this place several times a day when I sta
Alright so I was wandering the dank and dreary halls of early morning fu and I see this blast up in the corner. Gag. Why do ugly people have to post their condition online? It's not my choice to see your face plastered on my computer. First of all, you are ugly. Second, quit asking for me to help your ratings... I don't come here for you to give me props or for me to give you props. I come here to hang with my sister and entertain her friends with our amusing banter. While you're at it why don't you uglies get together and start your own club. I've noticed that most of you have similarly ugly friends. that's good. It will keep you away from the rest of us. Start your club, Angi and I will bring the kool aide. In fact, why don't you take the kool aide one step further and spike it with something toxic (any appropriate poison will do) and drink it. All of you. Drink it. Perhaps someone will mistakenly think you're doing some mass suicide for your righteous cult. Of course
hey all for the past week and a half i been on a diet so far i lost 13 pounds and as i go i will keep up the blogs thanks to all who supported me love you all very much
Mirc Scripts
ok I have Been asked how can i make all those scripts since they are involved and take time to make. Well first not all are anywhere close to being done i work on them as i feel the need and once you make some commands you can just add them to another script.My Personal ones are a never ending work in progress :S. If you Don't Know what an mIRC script is google mIRC, If you don't care lol this was posted for those that asked
Solomon's Palace
Hi everyone, This is my first Blog so bare with me. I'm 30 years old and live in Woodbridge VA. I'm married with two beautiful children. When I'm not working I like to spend time with my kids, workout, play poker, watch sports, and finish the night with a drink. I get bored very easily I guess that's why I'm on here to see if I can find anyone or anything excites me. If you think you can hope to hear from you. Solomon
For The Ladies
hey ladies i have a good friend who is corey he is in prison and needs all the letters he can get so write him you wont be dissapointed at all for some contact info his name is corey kitter he is at warden john prelesnik 1728 bluewater highway ionia mi 48846 his mdoc # is 447626 and his sid # is 2037606m you will need at least his mdoc # to write him he is in prison for a few more years and the letters you send him will help make it so he is not bored and it will give him hope he is 26 years old 5 foot 9 inches tall 130 pounds and has a built body for all you ladies who like a ripped chest and abbs he is your man well thank you let me know if you send him a letter ill come rate all pics a 10 and all stashes also well thank you sincerly josh ps. if you want to see pics of him they will be marked under corey
A Foreign Lady & Her Husband
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
A Cool Place!!
My Lost Soul
My soul is lost. It has nowhere to go. It is searching for a home. To shield it from all harm. Will someone please help my lost soul find it's way back to me? My soul is lost. I have looked all over yet my lost soul has yet to be found. It is all alone. Lost somewhere in this cold, dark city we all call a home. I guess i am destined to never have a soul. It will remain lost for all eternity. I hope someone down the line will show my soul it way home. Only then will i be complete. I will never be complete with out my soul. my soul is lost. 12-7-07
Calories Burned
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calorie
All hope has gone Laughs Smiles Growing farther apart All hope has gone Sadness Tears Coming closer and longer All hope has gone Pain Loneliness That's all I'll ever know All hope has gone 12-4-07
Thunder Rain Can you feel the pain Lightning Screams Where are the dreams Noises Darkness Who will confess Lonely Sorrow When is tomorrow Laughing Crying Don't stop trying Love Share Don't forget to care
Lonely Road
In my mind I see The children grow In my heart I feel The cold winter snow In my dreams I see The happiness that I need In my future I feel The fate that is me In my past I see Things that used to be In my soul I feel The cold lonely road
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
One Day
Lost and confused in a world of pain Searching for a door to stop the rain I've been up mountains but always fall down I'm just trying to cross this frozen ground I will look high and low so don't feel bad for me My heart will continue to beat its lonely plea On day I will find someone who understands All I have is love to give in this lonely distant land
Kharma Has Her 1st Crush Awww
Kharma has her first crush on the blues clues guy it is so freaking cute she stares at the tv with a big smile on her face and wont take her eyes off him
All Of It
My mouth does not say the things that I feel My mind does not stray wishing it was real My arms can not touch but they feel you still My eyes can not see the beauty that I need My legs will not move waiting for my time My ears will not hear until you appear My heart will not beat for no other one My love will not go even when I grow old I belong to you mind body and soul 11-13-07
I love this poem so much. Makes one think a bit... SHUSH Can you imagine how silent a plane crash would be if you were deaf? How unbearably loud a rape? This poem is exactly what I want love to be like. Two people shouldn't be together because they NEED someone to make them whole, or to survive, it should be two independent souls wishing to share eachother lives. SO JUST KISS ME So just kiss me and let my hair messy itself in your fingers tell me nothing needs to be done-- no clocks need winding There is no bell without a voice needing to borrow my own instead, let me stady myself in the arms of a man who won't ask me to be what he needs, but lets me exist as I am a blonde flame a hurricane wrapped up in a tiny body that will come to his arms like the safest harbor for mending
When Girls Dont Put Out
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto
This, That & The Other
What I've Learned About Stars
Ive finally learned something. In my previous star messages, I spoke of seeing that one twinkle I felt was mine. Theres a reason the Great Spirit put so many points of white light in the sky. I am but one of six billion people on Mother Earth, yet there are six hundred trillion stars in the nighttime sky. Have you ever wondered why the stars so vastly outnumber the stargazers? Im sure part of the grand plan is because many of the stars you see no longer exist. By the time their glow reaches your eyes, reaches your heart, theyre already gone. Vanished, though perhaps not forgotten. What youre seeing is an old light, a depleted light, not the new light you hoped for. I still look up at the heavens because I can bask in those pinpoints that keep the skies from being a deep black void. But, theyre just stars, even though they hold a certain fascination. I look up now, knowing new stars are created each day to replace those that served their purpose. And so, Ive f
I love this man!!! GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 1. No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. 2. Stop giving me that pop-up ad for ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. 3. Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? 4. Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastard
Blah Blah Fuckin Blah
So I made a mumm a while back about moving on or sticking by my asshole of a boyfirnd while hes in jail. Well I was trying to stick by him everything was fine. I was going to visit him every tuesday and sunday dropping money off to him. Well 2 weeks ago i visit him on tuesday he was fine went to go visit him on that sunday he doesnt put me on the visiting list. so i write to him he tells me he never wants to see me again he hates me and all I do is run my mouth to his soon to be ex wife. Just to let every one know the only time i have ever talked to her is the day he got arrested to let her know that hes in jail. Anyways he tells me hes not gonna go through w/ the divorce that he loves. I just got a letter in the mail today from him saying that she was filling his head w/ bullshit and sent him new divorce papers. He wants me to go visit him sunday I mean i love him but im sick of the bullshit. His own mother wont visit him or answer his calls. well i dont know what to do. but ill write
For Inspirations
For Inspiration... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man Before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a Bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of
Merry Christmas
well its that time again christmas and anyother vacation and i hope everyones is a special one and i might be on her and i might not be but i just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays....
Thinking And Wondering
I'm sure we have all had thoughts of giving up on finding what we truly want in life, whether it be a career, money, or that one special love. I want to remind everyone that no one can do anything or get anything for you but YOU!! Set your mind to what you really want in your life...that thing/things that would really make your life complete, and go after it with all you have. It won't be easy but with patience and determination it will happen, I promise. Believe me, there is that one thing that I want in life as well and I know it will happen a matter of fact I think it is in the works as we speak I just need to keep pushing and workin at achieving it and it will happen. Don't ever EVER give up on something you really want in life. The best things to complete us are oftn right in front of us and it takes a true person to see that and grab it before it disappears.
Are You
If your horny and you know it drop by and say hi.
No Pc For Me!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!
OK, venting Do I honestly look as retarded and stupid as the other women on this site? Do you really think I'm on here trying to find the love of my life? LOL...that's funny! Women on here get all flustered and fall in love only to get hurt in the end when they find out the one they love is also loving many others. You think because he gave you his phone number it means you are the only one he talks to? I just saw today that someone who gave me his number (and I haven't talked to on the phone) has also gave his number to others and talks to didn't bother me cause I know who I am...I know I'm probably the most realest woman on this site and I don't settle for second best! But yet these women who the men claiming to be real are talking to are playas themselves...every week fallin in love with a different man and vice versa. Since when has Fubar become the Love Connection? I don't talk to many on here and I especially don't give my number out to men who live halfw
You're making some changes in your life that are surprisingly easy, given how much of a struggle you thought they would be. Your friends and family might need more help coping than you do!
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all locked, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. The missus in her teddy and me in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and her fanny went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, And opened the curtains, while she played with herself. The light of the moon on the snowman we'd built, Revealed a broom up his ass, clean to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Fukz, Either slow do
Its Naughty Time! Heheh
Christmas Tree
James Blunt
Budwiser Story
wt bTzz69~SEXY VAMP @HF&BS~bb'$ F/R~GF(-w~HF&ߧ)@ fubar The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck,
Band : R.E.M Song & Lyrics : R.E.M Receiving department, 3 a.m. Staff cuts have socked up the overage Directives are posted No callbacks, complaints Everywhere is calm Hong Kong is present Taipei awakes All talk of circadian rhythm I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Daysleeper, daysleeper, daysleeper The bull and the bear are marking Their territories They're leading the blind with Their international glories I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Daysleeper They cried the other night I can't even say why Fluorescent flat caffeine lights Its furious balancing I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Don't wake me with so much. The Ocean machine is set to 9 I'
A Bad Start
well my x-mas just started off bad i may have lost too people that may have meant a whole lot to me but this maybe my last entry and possibly my last time on fubar i just have alot of thinking too do over the break....
my life is so gay i hate it with a passion i just want to end cuz im tired of my family treating me the way they do and stuff like that and now i have my friends treating me the same way and i hate it with a passion that everyone has to judge people all the time by the way they act why dont they just get to know them first and then go from there
Sweet Cherokee
Lucky 7
SEVEN THINGS YOU WOULD FIND IN YOUR BEDROOM: 1. BED 2. TV 3. dresser 5.blankets 7.clothes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? yes 2. Does someone like you? i think/hope so 3. Last kiss? drew, i hope it wasn't our last 4. Been lead on? yes 5. Been cheated on? yes 6. Want a relationship? Already have one, just want more from it 7. Wanna get married? not sure if i want to get married again SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT: 1.josh 2. family 3. God 4. right now, cig. 5. food 6. oxygen 7. clothes SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Drew 2. work 3. money 4. Christmas 5. tired 6. cold SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? yes 3. Read the newspaper? not really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? almost never 5. Have a best friend? yes 6. Take a bath daily? nope 7. Wish on stars? not really SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? yes, and working on doing it again 2. Ki
MARK IS ON HIS WAY TO VISIT BUT I CANT WAIT -- HAVE A NOONER WITH ME? (Well OK, just another Fu-bucks give-away. But still -- could be fun!!) So heres the deal TODAY ONLY DURING MY NOON HAPPY HOUR (Thats 12/7 at 12 PM Pacific Time, 3 PM Eastern time) hit this pic..and hit it can do it more than once during the HH come show me and peach some love Give them 100 comments. Ill give YOU 10,000 Fu-bucks. YEAH, thats right 100 bucks per comment. Its a good deal and you know you arent getting any work done anyway, right? SO COME ON Youll be helping someone else AND getting Fu-bucks too. Few simple rules No NSFW comments are to be left. You must private message me once you have completed the 100 comments. Let me know WHICH pic you chose. And I will promptly send you 10,000 Fu-bucks. DO NOT SHOUT ME please. YES, you can do this multiple times during the hour no maximum. Just um, be fast abo
Florida Beach Vacation Rental
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Will You Wear Blue?
We have so much to be thankful for..... Will You Wear Blue? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored at this year's First Place : Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said '! They wi ll remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place : Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing. He then decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, "says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipmen
Diamondwill Victoria
Guys .i'm so so sorry I have no idea how or what I'm doing on fubar lol silly goose ,well let me introduce myself my name is Victoria ,I'm 28 year Girl from Canada I'm also a freelance writer/model/mother looking to make new friends ,Please feel free to send me a message or come join me I hope all you guys have a great and warm night x0xxVictoria
Here's Your Sign
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double" Here's your sign The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said "Hey, are you going to hang that on your door"? I said "No sir, it's a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart" (Chorus) Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off My neighbor comes over and says "Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that"? I said "I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it" Here
Natural Highs
1. Falling in love. 2. Spending time with your dog (all pets). 3. Cooking something wonderful for (and with) someone you adore. 4. No lines at the supermarket, or anywhere! 5. CA specific: Pressing on your gas pedal and actually being able to allow your car to move forward! 6. Taking that drive on a pretty road (and seeing SNOW!). 7. Getting mail from someone you like. 8. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 9. Lying in bed while listening to the rain fall outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer, washed with your fave laundry detergent. 11. A hot shower for however long you want. 12. A bubble bath with so many bubbles and suds. 13. Giggling (even by yourself). 14. A great conversation. 15. The beach. The mountains. Anywhere where land can actually be seen. 16. Finding a dollar bill of any value in your pocket from the last time you wore that piece of clothing. 17. Laughing at yourself. Laughing for no rea
This Weekends Bomb List
Hey guy this where we are going to bomb this weekend just click the pic and bomb like crazy!!!!!!! ok guys this is where i want you to blow up so lets do this
Hollow And Dead.
Yep...So to my real friends who tell me to just not sign in, when I don't want to be on this site, I delete because at that point in time I want no affiliation whatsoever to this place. I can only take this place in small doses. So if you don't like my deleting and rejoining of fubitch, I'm sorry, but sometimes I gotta look out for me. If you want to delete me from yahoo or whatever, thats fine, let me know so I can delete you too, and bid you a final adieu as friends.
There is so much going on in life, right now that I am staying pretty Frustrated. Can't get things to seem to go just right. My kids are great but they are siblings, and fight all of the time. Does anyone out there know what I am talking about? lol I just need some time off from my life...hehehe Anyway, enough ranting...Have a GREAT day!
Why is it that white women swear they got Hispanic in them and they know that they are as white as the sheets on their beds? LOL... Now those who really know me know that my mother is from PR so I am half Hispanic but I don't say it often or don't tell people cause I don't really look it but I don't deny that part of my heritage either...but if you know that your parents are both White Caucasian Americans, how you gonna call yourself a "Mami" which is a Hispanic term. I mean I know it's common practice nowadays to wanna be something you are not, but please don't insult the rest of us intelligent people who know dam well who you really are...and don't try to trick the MEN (yes plural) you talking to into thinking you are Hispanic cause you know that's what that man likes. Be yourself people and be proud of who you really are!
Wandering Lost
My soul is lost floating endlessly in time. Searching yet knowing it is too late. Tears fall silently as does the rain. I dare not stop this restless search. Reality is too painful my soul trapped in anguish. Lost, searching, crying. Tears fall softly from my weary soul. Thrust into this world of torment..
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Boyfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My... 1. Personality: 2. Eyes:
OK I'm gonna try and not be a bitch here but obviously no one reads profiles anymore so... I'm so tired of getting FRIENDS request from people who are bored, rate your pic then request to be your friend without even so much as a shout of hey or hello, I'm not here to win any "who can get the most friends contest" so I'll say it again if you dont talk to me or at least try to talk to me you have no chance of becoming my friend! I have few Friends on here and only 2 very close friends and you know who you are lol So bottom line talk to me first and we'll see about addingyou as a friend later, i've deleted some of the "friends" I had when I first got on this site because once you add them you never hear from them again, not anymore! THX
Friday! Glad it is Friday. Are you? It has been a busy week with getting my car and a new computer and having to transfer everything over. I am glad all of that is done. I still have one thing to add and need to go buy Microsoft Office since any old versions don't work with Vista. I think Vista is cool but I guess the main complaint with everyone is the computability with old software. It sucks to have to buy new stuff! Oh well. Office 07 is actually rather cool. They give you a 30 day trial instead of the entire program like they used to. They don't add many things to new computers any more! I so need to shop for Christmas. I am so behind. I think part of my frustration is not knowing what to buy? My Dad and step Mother's birthday is today and they flew to Los Angeles to see a play that they have been wanting to see. They are spending the weekend there. I bought their birthday presents the other day so at least that is taken care of. It is always a pain to have to
- Both Lincoln and Kennedy were concerned with Civil Rights - Lincoln was elected to U.S. House of Representatives in 1864 and Kennedy in 1964 - Lincoln was elected president in 1860; Kennedy in 1960 - Both were shot on a Friday - Both were shot in the presence of their wives - Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theater, Kennedy was shot while driving in a Ford. - They were both succeeded by southern democrats named Johnson. - Both Johnson's had been members of the Senate - Andrew Johnson was born in 1808: Lyndon B. in 1908 - John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839: L.H. Oswald in 1939 - Booth and Oswald were both southerners favoring unpopular ideas - Both Presidents lost children to death while in the White House - President Lincoln's secretery, with the last name of Kennedy advised him not to go to the theater. Kennedy's secretery, with the last name of Lincoln (Evelyn) advised him not to make the trip to Dallas - John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and ran to a warehouse.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
Best Of Cl ~ Halloween Trick Or Treat
seattle-tacoma > To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters Originally Posted: Thu, 1 Nov 10:53 PDT To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-11-01, 10:53AM PDT Thanks for nothing. No, seriously. Do you have any idea how much work I put into my costume? It took me almost 3 hours to do the makeup alone. Every detail painstakingly thought of and completed, right down to the little scratches on the hands and the grazings and cuts on the arms and legs. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find a suitable shield and sword? Or how about the battle uniform? I bet you didn't even consider that perhaps it was actually straight off the movie set. Well, it was. It wasn't cheap, doing all this. I was the one that incurred those expenses, not my parents. I burned the income from more hours of my after-school job than I would care to adm
So So Tired
I'm so so tired of struggling. I swear everytime I think I'm getting caught up something else happens. And its not like I'm wasting money buying shit. Its just the harder I try it seems the further behind I get. And when I sit and look at what needs paid compared to what is coming in I get majorly depressed, especially with Christmas only a couple weeks away. I keep telling myself if we can just make it to the first of the year it'll be ok. I'm going to take a loan out from my PSP to pay some stuff off and catch others up. But its the making it till then that is killing me :/ Hope everyone has had a great week and has an aweseome weekend! *hugz n stuffz*
Contest ( Some Blogs Maybe Not Safe For Work )
No this is a cat contest and no your cunt contest. Trust me 90% of those on Fubar look like old raggit baseball gloves. What this contest is for is to Judge to see who has the prettiest Pussy Cat. Rules: 1. Vote as much as you like during the month. 2. Vote Honestly 3. Tell your friends to Vote. 4. Your cat submissions has to be your cat and not a famous one. 5. You can submit your cat doing anything as long as he maybe considered pretty. Now to get your kitty submited send me an email saying enter my Kitty then in the email tell me which picture to rip. Your cat picture must be in your photo album and must be ripable. For 30 days I will take submissions. Then on January 1st the contest begins. The contest ends on the last day of January and The Kitty with the most comments wins.
I Spy With My Little Eye.
OK. Here is my little gripe. Why do i need to hold a sign with my name in front of me, like I'm wanted or I've just been arrested to move up the fubar food chain? I don't like my picture at the best if times so why do I need to show myself up even more with a big sign saying I'm me? I'll get back to recording my music now :) Dave.
Crossing The Line
Most people in relationships are well aware of the rules that govern their behavior, such as those of fidelity and monogamy. However, there are important relationship rules that are not explicitly stated, inlcuding behaviors that fall into the "crossing the line" category. What are some common "crossing the line" crimes? Cyber-flirting Dirty dancing with people other than your partner Buying other girls/guys drinks Being too affectionate with members of the opposite sex Commenting on the attractiveness of other men/women to your spouse Flirting with the waiter/waitress/handyman, etc. At one point or another, everyone engages in these activities when their spouse is looking the other way. Sometimes it can be hard to resist catching a cute guy's eye on the bus, or flirting and showing off for the pretty waitress. While most of us never intend to take it beyond that initial flirtation, these behaviors certainly raise a few eyebrows and can cause tension in our relations
* I'm laying on the operating table groggy and unaware of my surrondings, my name being called from all around me "Katie wake up..Come back Katie" as my eyes start to flutter open the light is blinding and I feel an awful scratchy, suffocating, binding feeling in my throat.I try to move my arms and legs, but i come to the realization in a panic that I am immobilized, still paralyzed from the medictions. As my eyes slowly begin to adjust to the lights above me and my mind becomes a bit clearer i am able to see and understand why my throat feels the way it does, I still have the tubes going into my mouth and down my throat. Off somewhere behind me I hear the words "Thank god she came back, that was a close call" I cannot move my neck or any or my limbs as i search around the operating room looking for a familiar face, I do not reconize the nurse that is at the side of the table checking my vital signs, My throat feels so tight its burning, i feel as though i am suffocating even though t
I'm now licensed to practice nursing in the state of Georgia...yay! Now comes the task of finding a job and relocating to a warmer climate. Wish me luck!
THEY ALL CAME THROUGH AND HELPED LIKE CRAZY GETTING ME TO LEVEL.. SO TO THIS I SAY THANK YOU!!! SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS.. GO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE.. CUZ THEY ALL DESERVE IT!!! ♥Lil Mizz Lickable♥ hΓ䆃ωk's One & Only ♥@ fubar (`._)ThePurestofAngels(`._) ♥♥Member of the L.O.L. Levelers♥♥@ fubar -{ots}-@ fubar Rachelicious MUST FAN ME BEFORE ADDING! *Demon House Diva*@ fubar Bleed to Remember@ fubar ~SDMF~Pantera Still Rawks!!@ fubar FACE DOWN A$$ UP!!!@ fubar Angel Eyes ~ slave to Master MarQ@ fubar DeViLs PLaYtHiNg@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar ~Honey Eyes~
Is a blog a place to post your thoughts, hopes dreams...whatever? If so then here is what has been foremost in my mind of late. Having only fairly recently gained access to the Internet it has opened up a hitherto unknown world of sexual variety. One area that has held strange fascination for me is the world of BDSM. For someone who had so far gone through life under the impression that anything sexual that didn't involve "missionary" sex in a dark bedroom was "kinky" I have realised there are more worlds than I ever dreamed of right under my nose. Initially I blundered onto a couple of sites and swiftly found out that my naive (sp?) curiosity could be very offensive if taken wrongly. Now I intend to approach the whole area much more slowly, with a greater degree of concern for what may offend others and hope to open up a whole new lifestyle for myself.
The Real Deal...
XBOX 360 ELITE FOR FREE! MUST READ! 100% LEGIT & TRUE!!!!! Just take 1 minute and read this. This is very EASY to do! It literally takes 10 minutes to setup. Simply follow the steps below. I promise you, this is 100% real. I wouldn't jeopardize my status if this was a scam. My motive is real and I will answer you on any question! This is my second time around on this. Here is what you do. Click on the link below, register, pick an account type (referral is the easiest) and complete just 1 offer (Very important that you complete the 1 offer otherwise your account will sit in limbo until you do) .This is not like other sites where you need to complete one offer on 2 or 3 different pages!!! And a lot of these offers are FREE trials with nothing else to buy... No commitments!!! There are plenty of cool offers to choose from such as Blockbuster online,, Netflix, Gamefly which are services you would regularly sign up for anyways and their all secure networks, why not use them
The Company Christmas Party
Today, My Company did an awesome thing. The owners through a Christmas party outside in some big tents. They had it catered and had a live band Dr. Zarrs Amazing Funk Monster, they rocked the place. They played at my brothers wedding and they still rock. I suspect the crowd and the tent, which we ate in, trigger this, because it looked exactly like the tent I stayed in the first three months in Iraq, caused a flood of memories from Iraq. I guess it was still surreal to me that it was only two years ago, The Christmas sentiment made me think about my Christmas there, it was a good one, I got the word that morning that I was on the next flight out. Most of guys were already gone except a few NCOs and me. Extremely busy that morning finish the last minute packing and cleaning of the tent so Bill the Team Sergeant could inspect it. The 9:30 mortar attack, and running into the bunker. Carrying all my stuff to the team side of the compound and them giving me a
What Do U Want For Christmas
have u been naughty or nice ....tell mrs claus what u want for christmas
Blog Updated
Just a note to let all my Erotic Blog readers out there know. Chapters 1,2, and 3 of "The Tao of Steve: erotic adventures" are COMPLETED!!!! Leave me some love, and try to keep your hands out of your pants...~T
His glance from across the room brings terror. There is lust and desire in his eyes. I felt a tingling feeling, much to my own surprise. I dreamt of a touch that was warm and soft. An embrace filled with care. Now I am here lying with a ghost that was never there. The tender touch I thought Id feel has left me with dismay for the scars across my tender flesh will never go away. I longed for him until that point when I felt him drawing near. I felt the bones crush as he held me, he laughed hows that my dear." The agony of the icy man that entered me that night has filled me with an ecstasy that was purely caused by fright. His fingers burned with such delight I could barely keep my breath. Hell love you and seduce you in a way youll not forget. Hell be the last youll ever have. He will see to that. As the months and years have followed he is with me all the time. At night I see him creeping, crawling, changing into the man he thinks I want to see. For that instant w
It's Here
ladies and gentleman you are now looking at the newest bounty hunter
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Confused About Females
i dont seem so understand girls these days they all say oh i want a good guy i want a good guy that will treat me good and this and that and the other. Then once they find a guy like me that is nice and will treat them right, they fuck them over. I know so many girls that are amazing and nice and they find these guys that are nice and sweet for a few weeks or maybe months. then these guys start treating them like shit and they break up and get back then break up and get back. then the girls meet a nice guy like me during one of the break ups and they talk and talk to these nice guys then they go back to these guys that treat them like shit. it makes no sence to me. why do girls allow guys to do shit like that to them.
Feds Tried To Obtain Customer Book Buying Records From
(NewsTarget) Newly unsealed court records have revealed that the U.S. government issued a subpoena to seeking to obtain the identities of customers purchasing books through the Amazon marketplace. The snooping attempt was blocked by U.S. Magistrate Judge Stephen Crocker who wrote in a recently-unsealed ruling, "Well-founded or not, rumors of an Orwellian federal criminal investigation into the reading habits of Amazon's customers could frighten countless potential customers into canceling planned online book purchases." Is the U.S. government trying to profile the psychology of its citizens by secretly data mining their book purchasing habits? Since 9/11 and the passage of the ill-designed Patriot Act (which, if anything, is traitorous, not patriotic), it seems that the U.S. government is aggressively expanding its powers to search records, tap phones and surveil electronic messages, all in an effort to conduct Gestapo-like profiling operations on its own citizens. It is
I think i will be deleting my fubar and myspace account dut to too many people bringing drama into my life when me and my gf are just trying to live our life...I really am looking for feed back and people to let me know if i should stay on both or if i should go through with it and delete my fubar and myspace..
Yaaaay A Fun Blog
Go visit this guy and send a private message saying you want to apply for FWB "position" LOL After its all done there will be a special surprise :D PLEASE Doooooooooo ITTTTTTTT !!! 'Hiro'@ fubar
Information On Locks Of Love
Hair Donor Questions & Answers 1. Q. Where do I go to get my hair cut? A. You can go anywhere to get your hair cut as long as the donation guidelines listed on our website are followed. We encourage our donors to go to a salon they are already familiar with so they will be comfortable when making their donation. View Donation Guidelines. top button 2. Q. Do you have a list of participating salons? A. We do not maintain a list of participating salons. If there is a participating salon in your area, they should have a Locks of Love decal in their window. If you have salons in your area that are part of a national chain, many times they participate. Also, you can try an online search, entering Locks of Love salon and your city and state. top button 3. Q. How do I package my donation? A. Ponytails need to be completely dry before they are mailed. Place the ponytail in a Ziploc bag, and then inside of a padded envelope. Be sure to include the
YAY!! I made it here finaly after two days of travle, i made it to my lovely wife fallen:D it was a great trip had a couple of things bad but all was alright, first a guy was with his baby's momma who we found out was 16, got arrested for kiddnaping, stat rape, drinking on the bus an a few other charges. heres the kicker, no one pressed charges so he got out of it scot-free, the only thing they got him for was drinking on the bus. the second one dealt with one crazy woman. he switched drivers in montana an the driver told us that we had to all get off, then he left an she went what the fuck an we tried to tell her that it was cool he will be back in an hr after he switched with another driver, an hr came an pass then another 15 mins an she was fliping hard core. i guess one of the other passangers told her to chill out or drink something cuz she was flipping out later, she was yelling an cussin an shit, said she was going to end her life since her child didnt want her an shit. so in id
#1 Countty Wrestling
My son won first place in the 165 weight class for the Santa Clara County wide wrestling tournament. In his first match he pinned the other boy in 22 seconds, which is a county record. In the second match me pinned to other boy in less than a minute. I am so proud of my boy. He is such a badass!! We are going to do something special for him!! It is such a pleasure to see him succeed. I am a lucky father!!! href="" target=_blank>
Get The Tissues
Subject: A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near , But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puz
All Git-r-done Rebels! I Need Your Attention Please!
Ok people! I have entered my first contest in forever!!! WOOT WOOT! I am gonna need all the help I can get! This contest will last for 7 days! Starts FRIDAY 12/07/2007 at 12 noon CST, 10 am PST!!! I need all GIT-R-DONE BOMBSQUAD here at all times and as many of my friends as I can get there! Here is the link, see ya there!! Much love to ya! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!! ★♂m♀★ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY' ★{Member of the WTC}★
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
The Drivein
There are few things as depressing as the death of a drive-in it's gravel lot once raked and tended like a Zen garden now strewn with weeds and wind blown paper. The once shining white screen hanging in rags,falling apart square by square. The speakers like old soldiers standing at attention quietly rusting into the ground concrete islands crumbling into dust. Gone the theatre of the car,a place to see films as god intended,in the familiar comfort of your own vehicle,no videos or movie disks,no curtain to drop,no lights to go down but the setting sun,just you and the film among a galaxy of shining glass windows and gleaming grills of cars. Gone are the young lovers lost in each other exploring thier love with hands and lips.Gone the cars filled with families, children in pajamas,grease spotted grocery bags full of homemade popcorn.Gone the carloads of blissfully stoned teenagers fighting off the chains of conformity.The ghostly echo of a snackbar anouncement hanging in the air,gone are
I just recently found out i'm gonna be a daddy again. And while i may continue to goof around on this website, that is where it must stay. I apologize if I upset anyone as that was not my intention.
Help Me Level Up !!
i need help to level up i want to add more pics but im maxed out right now will anyone help??
Can You Help A Friend Out?
Hello everyone! You guys know I don't ever do this so you know how important it is to me. My friend Echo Angel is a super cool women I've met a little while back and she's into this contest and I want to try and help her out. If you could rate and comment her pic posted in the link below, she would greatly appreciate it. And don't be afraid to go say hello to her : she's really an awesome person. Thank you very much! Take care everyone! Pit1971
hello all you fine people I'm feeling a little dry here and I just thought that you would like to by me a little drink to make me feel better. I thank you early for my drink and it doesn't hurt to comment on some pictures while your at it thanks everyone love ya
Rock Her World With These One-of-a-kind Aphrodisiac Gifts
What else can possibly bring your sexual intimacy to a whole new level? One of the best ways to rock your sexual world is to give each other unique aphrodisiac gifts. Don't worry, you don't have to hurt your bank account to be more passionate with your lover. Simply try out one of these one-of-a-kind aphrodisiac gifts! 'Press On' with a Luxurious Romance Basket Nothing makes a woman go ooohhh and ahhhh more than a nice, long. dip in a warm bath! But this time, make sure you're with her! Encourage this by presenting her with a nice Romance Basket, the contents of which you'll use during your bath together. Massage your woman with the softness and sweet smell of Romantic Rose or immerse yourselves in an Apple & Cinnamon flavored tub. How about adding some Kama Sutra lubricants in your romance basket? Surely, the name itself is enough to conjure sensual images in your head. Tantra Tea If you have been scanning up sex books, or reading my articles, then perhaps you alre
Brad Rules!!
All politicians are somewhat corrupt. McCain is the lesser of two evils. Obama goes to a white-bashing church, and has friends that are on the CIA watch list. Check out this you tube link. Your jaw will drop. I Didn't Know This... It's true! I checked Truth or Fiction website. I'm sharing this with others who might also appreciate learning. Question: What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States ? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard. Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard? Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified milit
7 Things...quiz
~7 Things~ Body: SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. Bed 2. TV 3. Dresser 4. Clothes 5. back door 6. cat 7. night stand SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? Yes 2. Does someone like you? Yes 3. Last kiss? my daughter at school this morning 4. Been lead on? YES 5. Been cheated on? Oh hell yeah 6. Want a relationship? Yes 7. Wanna get married? Already am SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT: 1. My Kids 2. air 3. Love 4. Money 5. Personal Things 6. Soda :-P 7. medicines I take SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Christmas 2.New Years 3. Bills 4. Cleaning 5. My little girl 6. medical problems 7. I need to sleep! SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? I think so 3. Read the newspaper? Not Really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? No, never 5. Have a best friend? Yes a couple of them! 6. Take a bath daily? Shower 7. Wish on stars? I sure do SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? Yes 2.
Understanding Men
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. WEEKEND sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argumen
An Epiphany
My 1st Blog And Warning!!
Well this is my first blog on Fubar and I just wanted to put out a warning that almost anything I write in one of these is nothing but a twist of my sense of Humor, if you cant take it then feel free not to read my Blogs, otherwise I dont want to hear any Crying about what I blog, Thank you and Please Come again.......
Help Me Please Im Begging You
Bad Days
Just having a bad day. I got to work and everything was fine and started out to do a call for my private ambulance company that i work for and have a accident with the ambulance that i'm sign to and sent my day very bad. Went back to the office and sit in the office for 4 hours not being today anything. Around 4p.m they told me to go home and i was some ticked off if just want to hit something and i took it out in the wrong way on my mom and kicking my self mentle in the backside because what happen to day.
Nothing More Nothing Less
These are poems I have written do not rip Please!!! Blah , Blah , Blah I here you say nothing more nothing less Because I stare out into space thinking nothing more nothing less but still I hear your thoughts expressed Caught up in emotions like everyone else I get up and walk away with nothing more nothing less to say Truth in expression with our words we speak to one another , our fears , our hopes , our desires , but are we liars Nothing more Nothing Less These paths we have chosen are they what we really choose or what was given to us by nothing more nothing less
My Poetry & Art
Please do not rip or copy THANK YOU !!! Upon my shelf lies pictures ... dust covered memories made by us Love Lives no longer holding us close exceptions of old pictures collecting dust Heartfelt covered romance lurking like a funeral ; black and of stone Cobwebs are now being built by this spider of the shelf ; clinging dust still on these pictures of us Cleaning one day , dusting off the dust we made , swipping every memory to thin air , rolling every web on the shelf into a ball thrown into the trash ... so mote it be so the memories are gone
Happy Birthday To All My December Birthday People
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I'm Not Like Them.but I Can Pretend
Tool..came to Portland on Wednesday. And man oh man oh man.. amazing. Not as amazing as the first time I saw them.. but wow.. TOOL. very short first blog here. nothing else to say. bored...but that's what guitar is for. tm.
Funny Little Thing
Heeyyyy I want you to leave me a gift under my Xmas tree right on my profile page .... :D wanna have some free gifts :D
Did He Really Say That
Ok i want honest options about this. Me and my hubby where on the way home from dinner and we were talking (that's a shocker right there) but anyway, he said something about this dads test came back, and i was like what tests, you didn't tell me he was having any tests done. He says ya i did. I told him no you never tell me anything, someone would in your family could die and you not even tell me. Then he makes a statement, i don't get why people cry when someone dies, people die all the time. I was like WTF. My brother died a few years ago, so this is a touchy subject. So i got a little upset. I asked if I died or your daughter died you wouldn't cry. and he responded with nothing. Well he just came in here trying to give me a back rub and the subject came up again, and i was like i cant believe if i died or your child died you would not cry, how is that suppose to make me feel? how can you not care if your wife, child, or even your parents, the people that took you into there home,
Uss Arizona
Why do I give all I have into a friendship and not expect shit in return to only get shitted on? I'm such a good friend that we only talk when YOU want to talk...I ask you to do a simple favor and you can't do it...someone else in your life swears that I am a threat and yet she's a crazy bitch lol...I thought we were deeper and had a stronger friendship than this. So why the hell am I hurting over this? I feel like your hiding shit from me and I shouldn't feel this way about a friend or anyone. You keep pushing me and pushing me but I am a fighter and I refuse to give up that easily and yet I'm hurting and do you even care? No...all you can say is "OK". You say you gonna call or call me back and yet nothing I hear til the next day. I understand you are going thru alot but dam...I understand what you are going thru. If no one else understands you should know that I do. I understand the things you have been thru cuz I have been there...both with and without the military experiences. You
Looking For Putty
Ok Ladies, I'm cruizing around looking for the best Kitty out there. Please leave a comment so I can rate your Putty lol, I mean your page
Adding As Friend
If you want to add me as a friend please read my profile before you do anytime i add someone as a friend i read their profile so please take a minute to get to know who i am thanks George
A Soldier's Christmas Eve
A Soldier's Christmas Eve The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier I puzzled,
Got my Labret piercing today.Had it once before and had to take it out. SO now I've got it done again. The nose is next.
Pearl Harbor 66th Aniversary
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a preventive attack on the United States Pacific Fleet base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii by the Empire of Japan's Imperial Japanese Navy, on the morning of Sunday, December 7, 1941 that made the United States enter World War II. Two aerial attack waves, totalling 350 aircraft, were launched from six aircraft carriers with the intent to destroy the United States Pacific Fleet. The attack wrecked two U.S. Navy battleships, one minelayer, and two destroyers beyond repair, and destroyed 188 aircraft; personnel losses were 2,388 killed and 1,178 wounded. Damaged warships included three cruisers, a destroyer, and six battleships (one deliberately grounded, later refloated and repaired; two sunk at their berths, later raised, repaired, and restored to Fleet service late in the war). Vital fuel storage, shipyards, and submarine facilities were not hit. Japanese losses were minimal, at 29 aircraft and five midget submarines, with 65 servicemen killed or wounded.
I Ran Over That Taco Bell Dog
21,400 To Level A Leveler
LEVELERS AND FRIENDSPLEASE REPOST MY BULLETIN SO ALL LEVELERS CAN SEE SHE NEEDS HELP.SHE HAS HELPED SO MANY Lilbamagirl goes out of her way in any way needed too help anyone that asks. Shes always there too bomb or level anyone that needs help. Lets get her leveled..And return back just a little bit of the love that she shows everyone.. Thanks for helping..Have a great night everyone. LilBamaGirl~WRR and Rebbi'z Rambunctious Noize Fan~Shadow Leveler@ fubar
Fire & Ice Lounge Staff
As you probally know the fire & ice lounge is back again, but this time its run by me. I am lookin for all staff right now. My main concern right now is GREETERS I really need greeters to keep our members comin in and wanting to stay. Also lookin for dancers, bartenders, enforcers, and promoters. I still have alot I need to get done in the lounge and once everything is all settled then we will be lookin for Dj's. If you are interested in any of these postions please send me a message or shout at me and let me know, I really need these postions filled ASAP!!!!! If you have not yet been to the lounge please come by and stay awhile and see if you are comfortable there before you decide, I need dedicated people who arent just gonna take off and not say they are leavin, that is wrong to the other staff and honestly very immature. If you can't be mature and responsible dont bother wastin my time or yours please. Once again if you are interested please send me a message or shout at me so we c
So when you think everything can be going right why is everything crumbles to your feet right in front of you? Did you do something wrong? Or did the person you think so much about decide that maybe she needs a break from it all? Grrrr and i was totally thinking she was the right person for me to be with and the next thing you know she just isnt the same person. guess thats another life lesson learned the hard way
Good Tips For The Gas Pumps
Pumping gas-good to know I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we lo
If Men Wrote Advice Columns...
If men wrote advice columns, they'd read like this... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk
Why I Fired My Secretary
> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that > morning. > > I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and > say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it > turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.' > > I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will > remember. > > My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So > when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. > > As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, > and by the way Happy Birthday! ' It felt a little better that at least > someone had remembered. > > I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You > know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what > do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, > that's the greatest thin

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