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Fubucks...;
All ya gotta do is send me a link and bomb away...For every comment you leave, I'll give you 8 fubucks....adds up fast...Use as often as you like...Contest never ends. You may withdraw accumulated fubucks at anytime. You can also rate all pics in my album and get 2000 fubucks and in addition to that, for every person who comes and rates my profile/fans and sends a request that you sent them..I will give you 100 FuBucks..3 Easy ways to cash in..Hit me up in pm today!!..DADDY NOTE TO ALL CONTESTANTS...I NEED A NEW PIC!! I DO NOT ACCRUE POINTS IF YOU BOMB YOUR OWN RIPPED PIC..I MUST RIGHT CLICK, SAVE AND UPLOAD!! ALL COMMENTS ALREADY ACCRUED WILL BE COUNTED AND YOU CAN ADD TO YOUR NEW PIC OR CASH OUT!! PLEASE COPY AND REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS!!

16,000 To Level A Leveler
Anyone that has been a leveler for any amount of time knows that Teresa is always there too show love. Stop by and show her sdome love. She loves back. Please repost my bulletin Im still missing levelers on seeing bulletins.. but more of you are seeing them now so im not complaining... thanks for helping her ¢Ü♫¢¾¢¾Teresa¢Ü♫¢¾¢¾@ fubar

Lost
What do you do when you have so many thoughts going through your mind and you don't know which is the right thing to do? In my heart and mind I love a man and he treats me like SHIT and I deal with it just bc I love him and hoping that one day he will change and we will be great! But at the same time for the last few weeks I have been lusting and not just for anyone, but its my mans friend. What do you do with that? I do not want to mess up their friendship but I am starting to like this guy alot and I don't want this to mess up his and I relationship too.....I think I am ready to leave my man and see what will happen. We have messed around a few times and always flirt with each other and I am liking what I am feeling with him. I texted him today and said " when I am single could u be interested in someone like me? If not I will leave it alone bc I don't wanna loose our friendship" and it has been a 1/2 and no responce....Will someone PLEASE tell me what this is suppose to mean? I dont

Insider
I only need 250,000 to go to Insider and really would love to level before my birthday which is the 13th of this month. So please leave me some love. Thanks so much. Big pimping gifts to all who help the most :) Lucy

Test
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

" My Love Kage Did Awsome Surprise For Me "
NEVER HAD AWSOME MIND BLOWN SUPRISE TOTLALLY LOST FOR WORDS AND USUALLY MY MAN KAGE IS WHEN WE TALK , I MADE SOMETHING AND CAME BACK TO OUR LOUNGE AND OMG HE CHANGED HIS HEADING ON HIS PROFILE TO FU HUBBY TO CHERIE IM SO WOW LOST FOR WORDS " I LOVE YOU MR KAGE MORE EVERY DAY AFTERNOON NIGHT 24/7 BABY YOU HAVE ME CLOSE TO YOUR HEART . imikimi - Customize Your World Dierks Bentley "Come A Little Closer" music videoAdd to My Profile | More Videos AND THIS IS OUR SONG WE SING TOGETHER OTHER

Re-rate Pics
okay if you have rated any of your friends pics you r now able to rate them once a week so revisit some friends and re rate there pics you can help there rating so just keep everyone in mind and happy holidays to all!!!

Haters Go Away!!!!
I THINK ITS PRETTY SAD WHEN OTHER PEOPLE PREFERABLY FEMALES HATE ON OTHER PEOPLE. WHEN I'M ON HERE I TRY MY BEST TO GIVE EVERYONE ON HERE A TEN BECAUSE IN MY EYES ITS NOT MY JOB TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE. GOD MADE EVERYONE A CERTAIN WAY FOR A REASON. BUT I CONSTANTLY FIND MYSELF BEING HATED ON BY FEMALES WHO R NOT CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES SO THEY SEE A STRONG CONFIDENT WOMAN LIKE MYSELF AND WANT TO HATE. ITS RIDICULOUS. I HAVE FEMALES RATING MY PICTURES 6 AND BELOW I EVEN HAD SOME GO TO THE EXTENT OF REPORTING SOME OF MY PICS INAPPROPRIATE WHICH IS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. I FEEL LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU OR VIEWING ON THIS PROFILE THEN ITS BEST YOU DON'T EVEN COMMENT RATE MY PICS OR ANYTHING BECAUSE ITS REALLY SAD AND PATHETIC WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF AND THE WAY YOU LOOK.PLEASE STOP BEING HATERS AND GET A LIFE. I'M HAPPY WITH MYSELF AND YOU SHOULD GET LIKE ME. SERIOUSLY. WELL THATS ALL FOLKS AND REMEM

A Poem I Wrote
I love you so deeply, I love you so much. I love the sound of your voice, and the way we touch. I love your kind, thoughtful way. The joy you bring, to my life everyday. I love you today, as I have from the start. And I will love you forever, with all my heart.

I Miss Having Someone
i go to the bar almost every weekend, hoping that i will find someone that might impact me enough that i would let them in my life, and every weekend i have a number of women that i could chose from, but still yet i dont, i miss having someone there that i can trust and that i can hold and talk to.

Failure At Life....
so um i have never done a blog before but i figure what the hell...so this is what i'm doing. have u ever been so completely just fed up with life that u don't know what to do? that no matter what u do, ur life is such a fuck up that it just won't fix itself? so yea that is where i'm at. so i find out couple of mnths ago that i had a tumor which just blew my mind. i got it taken out and everything which they said it was precancerous so thas a good thing. well this weekend i hurt myself and messed up my wound- which isn't a good thing. so u know how sometimes u can have a feeling that somethin is wrong with u...well thas how i am now i know somethin is messed up and i'm too worried to know what it is. eventho all of that is aweful my health is still the least of my worries. i don't have many friends anymore and i seem to worry sometimes that the ones i do have are just being my friend bc they feel sorry for me. i'm terribly worried that i'll never find a man- one that will reall

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Not A Good Day.
I just came home from Iowa with my friend, when I notice my mom's b/f passed out on the couch. She comes home, he wakes up, he's stoned off I don't know what kind of pills, can barely talk. Sure, I smoke pot, and do pills, but I would never bring it into my mothers house. So, he wakes up, starts yelling. One thing you don't do in front of me is yell at my mother. I will not have any dumb son of a bitch say anything foul to my mom. OFCOURSE THOUGH! I gotta fucking keep quiet about it, wtf ever. I got alot of shit on my mind you know? Like so much shit that I don't even want to type it. My sister on the 13th of this month is having a bone marrow transplant done. The doner is a damn near perfect match, but it's still one of the most dangerous precedures. We got the best doctor we could in that field.(She has Luchemia) I just don't know how I'd handle it if my sister died. fuck this blog, im done.

What Do You Do
what do you do when the one you love lies to you when the one that u are suspose to be spending the rest of you life with starts to fade away well honstly the only thing one can do is let go but what about when the reason he is fadeing away is because he lied to you and ur really the one that once every thing to be over yet you think to your self i know hes the one i just cant let him go like that hes my soul mate

Friend Info
well once again im off the boat and sending this damn laptop in so will be offline for 7 - 10 business days till it gets fixed since the wireless card went out and this desktop is as slow as a dinosaur if anyone ever reads this or comments :( i will return ratings and comments asap sowwy :( :( hope to talk to yall soon since yall are the only ones keeping my sanity going what little is there hehe

Merry Christmas
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Where Is My Fairytale?
Where is my Fairytale? My world crashes down around me, My tears and cries unheard My hauntings seem to surround me, And I cannot utter a word The silence is so wanted and so needed but yet I am taunted as i have been deceated I feel that I am alone The darkness holding me near I am shone That nothing in my mind will ever be clear I reach for a sign In hopes of finding my heart But each time I reach an empty line I am left with broken parts So now with me being broken I empty my sorrows and try to pick up the pieces that have become my tokens and hope to find some heros In this world left unspoken I wonder if there is a way to heal A way to mend and yet I seem to feel That there is no break, there is no bend. Created by Jenna aka BrokenWingAngel

My Love For Cherity
ok this blog is to let cherity and everyone reading this why i love and how i feel about her well how i feel about her is hard to put into words its like the first day of high school when you have to stand up infront of the class and introduse yourself you get swetty and butterflys in your stomac but see with her she makes me wanna climb on a roof top with a maga phone and tell the world that i love her theres really no words to discribe it.and why i love her. well i rember the first thing she said to me "hottie alert" lol well ive never had someone say that to me till then lol so it was diffrent i love her cuz she makes me feel like ive never felt before witch is happy i mean yeah ive had a few smiles here and there but thats not happy happy is when you cant stop smileing when you smile so much your face hurts and you get all giggaly like when you were a kid well thats the best i can put into words well i love you cherity till you find my tears in the ocean lol

News
Well.... I already had my lil girl McKalya she will b 1 1/2 the day after Christmas.... Well we found out I was pregnant again... except this time not so good... I found out I was pregnant when I was 5 weeks n 4 days... Well when I ended up bein 6 weeks n a day... I get told the blood work i had done went from 1000 n somethin all the way down to 500.. so I ended up havin a miscarriage... Well thats all imma say for now toodles ya'll LOVE ME ALWAYS, *~* TONYA *~*

Unattainable Love
First meeting, within an instant You have me, I'm yours. Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters, But you wear your mask so well. Time passes with more glances. Leaving me to fall helplessly, Hoping you will catch me with your arms. But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded. My heart is finally consumed by you, Given freely by my choice. Anxiously I await to hear your voice, But your silence echoes within my soul. Broken now as the moments linger, Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought. Why must I always fall for the statuesque? For that unattainable love.

Midnight
I'm laying here close to midnight looking out my window at the stars my thoughts as they always do drifting off to be with you wondering. i'm laying here close to midnight the cold seeping through the window the shadows playing tag with eachother only wanting to know if someday we will play midnight games together thinking. i'm laying here close to midnight wanting to be there always wanting always waiting wishing. i'm standing here close to midnight gazing up not at stars watching no shadows still wanting nolonger waiting laughing. i'm hiding here close to midnight watching you trying to find me laughing silently knowing. we will be kissing here close to midnight seeing the glowing stars our breath white puffs in the cold air watching the shadows playing their midnight tag

Truth
If i look in my heart If I look in my soul if i look in my mind theres only one goal every thought that goes through my mind all the blood pumping through my heart all the tears cried by my eyes tell me we should never be apart every second of everyday and all the time in between I feel within my heart that on m, you can always lean you are the one person that makes me feels this way you are the only one who i think of night and day no one else can make me hurt no one else can make me smile the way you can yet I love you all the while I love to see your face or the sparkle of your eyes or wipe the tears you cry just know that forever I'm willing to be apart of every remaining second of your life In hope you'll hold me within your heart Ive never felt such power this is within this urge this urge to tell youll love you and to see what will emerge on day can we try to make it together again? one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the

Sleep
Close your eyes and come to me, Drift into the dark, Search for something meaningful, Ignite that fatal spark. Steal my breath away from me, Crawl into my veins, Take me from this waking world, Free me from these chains. Lay within the dreaming world, Whisper in my ear, Tell me what you crave from me, Wipe away all fear. Sleep my love and come to me, Kiss the world good-bye, Fall into my waiting arms, We'll spread our wings to fly. One day when you just let go, A dream won't be required, To find me waiting by your side, Like always you've desired.

Life
This life is a rollercoaster- makes you scream and laugh out loud at the same time. Everything is moving too fast, and I'm losing control... ... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams colored like butterflies. This life's not as it seems- there's a snake in every field a secret behind every smile. This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions- bitter- sweet with sugar and salt. Skeletons in the closets dance to the symphony on replay, written with lies. This life is a merry-go-round - makes you sick right from the beginning. I shiver, left out in the rain; broken inside, for just being myself.

Soulmates
I truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate: 1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more. 2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate. 3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t

A Song
I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE IT TOOK US SOME TIME BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOUL I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AND I FIND IT HARD TO STAY IN CONTROL WHEN I WHISPER THESE WORDS IN YOUR EAR AS WE DREAM LATE INTO THE NIGHT I LOVE YOU NOW AND FOREVER MY BAB

Missing You
As I sit by my window And look outside The wind starts to blow And I begin to cry I want you here I need you near Close by my side Oh,,the tears I have cried You wanted to stay But you had to go On that sad,,sad day I miss you so I wanted to say goodbye And say I love you But there was no time I feel you around me Watching,,protecting If only I could see Your angel wings I keep your memory Deep in my heart We will never part

I Wish
I wish I could see you, Your eyes stir up my passion. I wish I could hold you, And feel your arms tight around me, Keeping me safe. I wish I could kiss you, Moist lips pressed together, Tongues entwined in the ritual dance That nobody teaches, but everyone knows. I wish for the pressure Of your body on top of mine, Or of mine on yours, Close as possible, So wonderful. I wish I could lay my head on your chest To cuddle while watching a movie, And really watch it Just knowing you're there. I wish for this reassurance That you'll always be there for me. That you love me. I wish to show you How much I love you.

Wishing Again
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection.

Touch
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

~~~warning~~~must Read
WARNING This person has many profiles. This person told me personally that the first two sets of photos are of his cousin. The last row is of him. Names used: Ron Hurst-Cedar Rapids, IA Chase Lee Love-Cedar Rapids, IA He also uses various ages. There could be more! Profiles known: FUBAR: your_super_man #1322109 MYSPACE: chase1442 Yahoo IM: MasterBlueEyes Email: chase6977@yahoo.com Email: male_boxer71@yahoo.com

Tattoos And Tears
Do you know me? I am a mother, a sister, a daughter, a military wife, a friend, a closet freak, and a women who is addicted to pain, tattoos, cars and just the thought of a man touching her. Now, I wasnt always this way. At one time around 5 years ago I was a nieve single mom who met a man who was like a God to me. People looked up to him and came to him when they need someone to clean up their messes or go after someone who was threating them. I looked up to this man, he was everything that I had ever wanted in a man. At least thats what I thought! After 7 months of nights not knowing where hes been and weird messages from other women I found out the truth about him. He wasnt out saving people, he was out fucking people. Ok, im ok with this. As long as he comes home, i'll keep working and he doesnt have to work and as long as I keep doing what he wants then he will stick around. About 2 months after that was when he first hit me. I came home one night early and found him in

College At 30
I decided to go back to college late in life. It has been a long hard road. I have finals this week, I am so excited, but at the same time a little sad. I am almost 30 and have never really felt like i accomplished anything in my life. Now that I actually made it through my first semester in college I am excited. I am sad because I will be going to the adult education program, so I will not be able to see some of the friends that I met. School has been hard but it has been the best time of my life and the best decision so far.

Snow White And The 7 Dwarves
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. * *One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.* *"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"* *For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"* *Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."* *Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."*

Kissable
1036723 - Sonny - 20 You've been given a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 This user has kissed you 20 times.

A Funny
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Problem
Refferals , Something has to be done. I think for refferals should give partial credit untill after the refferals that join achive level 5 then reward full credit for them. also it would be nice if it is a requirement to upload photo before being able to join the website. I ask this because im geting tired of geting refferals and no photos being uploaded. I understand that alot of people hateing on me because of that issue right there, I some how am supposed to magicly control people who join site from my url and make sure that there going to use the website alot and upload a photo. Alot of people hate on me because of my high refferal count. I am sorry that I like shareing something so wonderfull, don't know how to get refferals? read my blog its very decriptive and is how I do it. I work my but off to get the refferals and I don't think it is right that I am being asked to make sure they upload photos and use the site if there going to join the site. That really seems unf

Playtime
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t

Rock Goddess Sophia Ramos Rocks
What's amazing about Sophia Ramos is that she has this wonderful background of gospel and R&B styles, but she also likes to just kick ass, because she's a rock 'n' roll baby first and foremost. But I remember her being told by record-company executives, "You should play the music of your people." It was that blunt--because she's Puerto Rican, they didn't think she should play rock 'n' roll. And I was so impressed that instead of being discouraged by them, she had a vision for herself and the kind of music that was true to her heart, which I feel is expressed very well in her band, Sophia's Toy. She didn't stereotype herself even though others tried to. I think Sophia is a poster child for what I call the new omni-American, someone who truly represents American culture. I'm not really a fan of the idea of multiculturalism, but I feel like she's got so much at her fingertips. She offers a real new perspective on the way race figures into pop music today because she has all the cultural r

Read It And Weep
Seven Things you want from me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Six things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you DON'T like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three of my best features 1. 2. 3. Two words that describe me 1. 2. One question for me (ask away, I will answer honestly) 1. - - - - - - YES or N0-- - - - - - Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : sexy?: Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto?: Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature?: Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott ?: Exotic?: Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : - - - - - - iF Y0U C0ULD - - - - - - - Give me a new name, what would it be ?: Hook me up with someone, who would it be ?: Date me, would you?: Do one thing with me, it would be ?: Drop me one piece

Browsers
FOR THOSE THAT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH USING INTERNET EXPLORER ON FUBAR, GO DOWNLOAD FIREFOX, IT WORKS VERY WELL WITH THE WHOLE SITE, INCLUDING THE MUSIC PLAYERS IN THE LOUNGES. HERE'S THE LINK TO DOWNLOAD........ http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

How To Install Love!!!
A call comes through on the customer service line. Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process? CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE w

Water Or Wine ?
This all sounds perfectly logical to me! As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable informat ion: I'm doing it as a public service

How To For Women
How do women masturbate? Most women orgasm from stimulation of the clitoris. Many others can only orgasm from vaginal penetration or G-Spot stimulation. Remember, there is no wrong or right way to masturbate, everyone is different and we all respond differently. First, Relax as much as you can. Ensure your privacy; lock your door, turn off the phone, make sure you are alone. Find a comfortable position. Most women start out lying on their backs, legs bent and spread apart, with feet on the bed or floor. Remove some or all of your clothing; whatever feels right for you. 2. Explore your body. Run your hands along all parts of your body, lingering along areas that are more responsive to touch than others. Many women have very sensitive nipples and can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. Look at your genitals in a mirror if that is “your thing” -- if you feel shy about that -- that’s okay too. Caress the different parts to see what feels extra good to you. You'll know it when you

Screen Shots
you ever gotton a profile comment, photo comment, friend request comment or even blog comment. (sorry if I forgot one, feel free to add comment to add it) that just made you go WTF!... Then I want a screen shot! ... you can do a screen shot by hiting CTRL+ALT+DEL keys on your keyboard, if on notebook youl have to also hit the FN/FCN Key. Then open paintshop, paint or other photo editing/art maken program go to file new then paste and save as a png or jpg format and submit it to me in email too davidd80@army.com Subject line - WTF SCREENSHOT body put what you would like caption for photo to be . and I will submit it too my wtf screenshot section to give others laughs :). if your screen shot is trully WTF matieral.. I may reward you with some fubucks or big pimping gift Please allow for a few days to recive the email and upload it and if possible reward you.

For My Son
This Young little boy is looking for some Christmas Spirit. I am having issues with my finances and I don't think I will be able to buy him anything if I do I may become homeless. I have set up a Christmas Wish List for him if someone out there that was caring and not selfish could use some of their special fubar cash or whatnot that everyone spends. Happy Hours and Blasts and all that other stuff is not important but a CHILD IN NEED SHOULD BE IMPORTANT! Click one of the pics to see his wish list. Just the smallest request from one small little person. Help our future grow!

Ex-husbands
how do you deal with an ex husband who is seeing someone half his age and still in high school. and knows you can't get a job cause of medical probs and expect you to just deal with it. they say they will help and then turns around and backs out cause all their money go to little young things who don't have even a high school diploma!! but according to the law its all legal so nothing will be done to him. i don't know how to deal with him. everything i know i can't do for a job and what i want to do i can't cause the docs say no. he kicked me out and had divorce papers on the table all with in the same freaking week. so please tell me how to deal with him?? i am 28 yrs old living with my parents, i can't find a job, and he is living in a family estate! so please tell me wtf and how to put up with his crap

Shans Life Update...
Well Well Well... Life's life.. Its neither overly exciting or dull and drab. We are all healthy.. WoOhOo! My back has been pain free for quite a while (Goes hand in hand with being more active and losing 8kilos, I suppose). Leigh hasn't had anymore teenage-boys-being-teenage-boys accidents, so havent had any trips to the emergency room for broken bones for a while. Kaitys pregnancy is going well. If you don't know, she is having a boy and it will be called Jack (named after my grandfather and our favourite kittens). Matthew is still a very healthy young 8yo, with lots and lots of energy. The Dogs are going good. Ville is now bigger then Arnold, who has taught him so much. Both are fantastic and I couldn't imagine life without them. Frank has a skin condition and has lost patches of fur over his body. For a 17yo fat cat he's doing pretty well though. House wise we are still cramped in our 3 bedroom government housing house, for now, due to finances mainly, I am hoping to m

Dirty Deeds Radio
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Save At The Pump
Pumping gas.... good things to know. I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline,diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we load is tempe

My New Lounge
come check out the first chill lounge in fubar not a bunch of loudness and stupidity a place for adults to relax and have a good time also looking for staff so swing by relax and have fun http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52578

My Gothic Heart
Love is a fire. Burns down all that it sees. Burns down everything. Everything you think Burns down Everything you say. She blew me her death-kiss And the mouth-marks Bled down my eye, Like her dying On my windshield. I can already feel Her worms Eating my spine. So how can it be this lonely? Is this all we get For our lives? Is love only sweeter when One of dies? Then I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. I knew that our love was just a car crash away. I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. I knew that our love was Just a car crash away. Love is a fire. Burns down all that it sees. Burns down everything. Everything you think Burns Down Everything you say. I knew that our love was Just a Car Crash Away.

The War
New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 60 " I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys alw

All Just For You
I don't want to break your heart I know it's fragile I will hold it in my hands And promise to be gentle I want to be your lover Most of all your best friend I want to be the smile in your heart that never ends I want to be the one to hold you When you want to be held I'll be the one that knows when you need space Time alone to be yourself I want to give you the sun In all it's brightest hues So you could feel it's warmth caress your skin I want to give you all the stars In the clear desert sky For you to wish upon May all your dreams come true *Dedicated to someone who holds the key to my heart, just hope he knows it!*

World Without Tears
If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones If we lived in a world without tears How would heartbeats Know when to stop How would blood know Which body to flow outside of How would bullets find the guns If we lived in a wold without tears How would misery know Which back door to walk through How would trouble know Which mind to live inside of How would sorrow find a home If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones If we lived in a world without tears How would bruises find The face to lie upon How would scars find skin To etch themselves into How would broken find the bones

Changes In Pic Rating
Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages.

I Said A Prayer For You Today
I SAID A PRAYER FOR YOU TODAY AND I KNOW GOD MUST OF HEARD I FELT THE ANSWER IN MY HEART ALTHOUGH HE SPOKE NO WORD I DIDNT ASK FOR WEALTH OR FAME I KNEW YOU WOULDNT MIND I ASKED HIM TO SEND TREASURES OF A FAR MORE LASTING KIND I ASKED THAT HE BE NEAR YOU AT THE START OF EACH NEW DAY TO GRANT YOU HEALTH AND BLESSINGS AND FRIENDS TO SHARE YOUR WAY I ASKED FOR HAPPINESS FOR YOU IN ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL BUT IT WAS FOR HIS LOVING CARE I PRAYED THE MOST OF ALL... Author unknown

St George Beach House
St George Beach House Hidden amongst the pines sits this charming Island retreat. Discover the privacy and seclusion in this quiet home. Become reacquainted with nature and bring your boat for fishing. Walk or ride your bike to the fantastic shops and restaurants. Venture down the short trail to the ocean. Features/Amenities: * Beach * Beach Community * Boat Launch * Cable TV * Dock * Handicap Provisions * Laundry * Marina * Pavilion/Gazebo * Pets Allowed * Picnic Area * Playground * Security: Lighting, Streetlights St George Beach House, Florida Beach Home, East Pine Ave, St George Island, Florida beach house, beach house for sale, beach home for sale

The One And Only Jon Lewis
Hi ladies my name is Jon Lewis. I'm single and looking ;) so if u think u might be interested let me tell you about my self. I'm 5'11 180 brown hair and blue eyes. I was born and raised in Hazard, Kentucky. I'm a coal miner soon to be making the big bucks lol. In high school I played football. I workout a lot, I bench 260lbs and squat 400lbs. Well thats all i can think of for now, so if u wanna talk more my yahoo ID is Jonathan_Lewis69, and my myspace url is www.myspace.com/lewisjon Peace out -Jon Lewis-

Why ?
WHY... WHY DO SOME MEN HAVE TO LIE AND SAY THINGS THAT THEY KNOW WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL AND BEAUTIFUL ? AND YET THEY ARE JUST WORDS TO HIM BUT TO YOU THEY ARE MORE... AND YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONE HE SAID THOSE SAME WORDS TOO. I ASK MYSELF WHY DO THEY TOY WITH EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS LIKE IT IS NOTHING ? IS THEIR ONE MAN OUT THERE THAT CAN PROVE ME WRONG ??

Aussie Ips
WILD storms pounding the north western states of America have wiped out one of Australia's major internet traffic routes to the US. Southern Cross Cable operations vice president, Dean Veverka, has confirmed that hurricane-strength storms and flooding have wiped out the carrier's Oregon cable route and halved its bandwidth between Australian and the US. Southern Cross's customers in Australia include iiNet, Internode and AAPT. The cable had been severed between its Nedonna Beach and Hillsboro facilities, Mr Veverka said. The company has a secondary cable that reaches the US coast via Hawaii and California. The outage has already begun hitting Australian internet providers. Greg Bader , the chief technology officer with Perth-based internet provider iiNet said it had already begun prioritising time-sensitive traffic to manage the outage. "We're certainly operating on less capacity than would be considered ideal at the moment. We're not really seeing it in the call centres at

Please Read!!!!!!!
OK I AM KEEPING THIS SHORT AND SWEET. THE BULL SHIT OF PEOPLE TRYING TO BREAK MY GIRLFRIEND AND I UP NEEDS TO STOP IT HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON ME AND SENT ME TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A HEART ATTACK IF YOU CARE AT ALL JUST LEAVE IT ALONE. THANK YOU MATT

The Great Hospital Bed Saga
It is now 430am as I write. You know that weird little seizure that sometimes wakes you up right before you go to sleep, that feels like you are falling out of a tree? Primatologists theorize that this seizure is a holdover from when humans were monkeys living in trees, and the seizure happened to make sure that when we monkeys went to sleep that we were safely wedged in the tree so we didnt fall to our deaths. Anyway, sometimes when I get woke up by that little seizure, it makes me alert. Due to the horrrible DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that continues to haunt me, this seizure and a can of diet pepsi, are the only 'sleep' my brain has had tonight. The nurses on the graveyard shift (they hate it when I calll '3rd shift' that lol) have already decided that calling the 24 hour emergency bed repair line should be left to the next shift. This way I can get another hour and a half of the DWEEEEEEEEEE before the bed repairman even knows its broken. This will be in addition to however long that

I Hate The Bullshit
well i guess i should have listened when people told me that being around a certain some one who cause bull shit ! the questions OMG ! Just cause you with some one everyday does NOT mean you are fucking them ! I mean really !!! Or does it ?? Maybe it can be assumed but NOT ! Cant you be friends with some one and be around them and yeah even love them and NOT be fucking them ??? Well, I have proven that is possible ! I am so pissed off at the stupid people in this town who have ASSUMED that ... here's your answer .. NO we are not fucking .. we have not and will not . we are friends .. yeah we are close and all that .. but if i am going to have a friend with benefits it wont be him !

Perks Of Being Over 50
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't rememb

This Just In.....
Hello friends, This is the spot where I am going to put my daily ponderings and mindless drivel. I will try and keep it light and fun, but hey sometimes I get bent just like everyone else. TODAY'S QUOTES: 1. Got any gum?...Joe Walsh 2. Did you see the size of that chicken?...Unknown 3. Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!...Will Ferrell 4.And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair...Vince Vaughn -----------

A Good Idea
Solution to Save Gasoline > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! > That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... > Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... > He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . > This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the can

Something Too Think About
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she/he can get back her/his focus on what's i mportant. Five years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a taxi cab in Indianapolis. Here's what happened: I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Indianapolis Airport. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did y

Who's Behind The Wheel
Who Is That Person Behind the Wheel? Truckers are found on highways, in truck stops,in service bays, ..ing docks,on bush roads and fuel stops, and often they are the first at the scene of an accident. Their wives help them. Little boys follow them.Relatives don't understand them. Meals must wait for them. Weather can delay them. But nothing can stop them. A trucker is a paradox. He is a blue-jeaned executive with his office in the cab. He is a scientist who hauls dangerous chemicals and explosives;a purchasing agent in a baseball cap;a personnel director with grease under his fingernails; a poor eater with a fondness for burgers and fries; a student of geography and a weather watcher who reads the clouds for snow or rain. He likes sunshine, children, smooth pavement, good traction,clean loads, dinner at home,weekends with his family, his shirt collar unbuttoned and country music(not all of us). And there is a special place in his heart for his rig. He's not too fond of cit

If You Had Me Alone
NOW IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU. I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU...

Poem,
Have you ever felt your heart over flow Have you ever gazed into someone’s soul Have you ever held on to someone else’s dreams Or when you look into there eye’s With out saying a word Know exactly know what they mean If I stared into your eyes Could you tell me what you see With out as much as a single blink Would you feel the real me If we walked and just shared a little time And never saying a word Such as your place or mine If I just held your hand So soft to the touch Would we both drift away Into another world Where we didn’t have to rush To watch the early morning dawn Or capture the last rays of the falling dusk Could any of this even come true If just by being so close To some one we love so much

Figured You Out
"Figured You Out"I like your pants around your feetAnd I like the dirt that's on your kneesAnd I like the way you still say pleaseWhile you're looking up at meYou're like my favourite damn diseaseAnd I love the places that we goAnd I love the people that you knowAnd I love the way you can't say noToo many long lines in a rowI love the powder on your noseAnd now I know who you areIt wasn't that hard, just to figure you out(Now I did, you wonder why)And now I know who you areIt wasn't that hard, just to figure you out(Now I did, you wonder why)I like the freckles on your chestAnd I like the way you like me bestAnd I like the way you're not impressedWhile you put me to the testI like the white stains on your dressAnd I love the way you pass the checkAnd I love the good times that you wreckAnd I love your lack of self-respectWhile you passed out on the deckI love my hands around your neckAnd now I know who you areIt wasn't that hard, just to figure you out(Now I did, you wond

Even Heros Die
My hero died today. His name will live on though what I do, everything I accomplish in my life will not over shadow what he stood for. He was a man that would give you his last dollar if he knew that he was helping you. Whould you be the same tomarrow if your hero died today, I know that I will forever be a different person. REST IN PEACE Sgt. CHANCE My BestFriend, My Hero

Infatuation
Infatuation: Big word, simple meaning. When I hear that word, I think about you. I think about the way things are. The way I wish they were. I feel so foolish, thinking about you. Wondering if you're thinking about me too. Watching you, Hoping that as soon as I turn around you'll be watching me. There is no point to my obsession. All I see ahead is disappointment. Is it purely superficial, or does it go deeper than that? Does any of it have meaning, or is it just a waste of my time? As I think about all this, I wonder if I'll ever know you. If I'll get over my fear and do something. But what can I do? All these thoughts are so mixed up, and they're always in the back of my mind. New questions without answers. Infatuation: Foolosh Love

People Suck!
Is it just me, or does it just happen to me, or am I the only one who notices that people don't really give two shit about you unless you can do something for them... And if it IS just me, am I really that bad of a person??? Why does it always come down to looks and cocial status??? Such as job, hight, weight, car, all that shit.... Is being able to offer time, a shoulder, an ear. a lending hand.. love and all other emotion weither be good or bad..... being HONEST with someone, but not hurtful..... Being able to BE there for them no matter what...... are these things NOT important anymore??? Yeah, right now I don't have a job, and those are the only things I have to offer, the non-materialistic things... And ok, I may not be the most attractive guy out there, not in the LEAST. But That doesn't make me a bad person, nor does it make me any LESS of a person, now a bullet hurts the same in any language, and we all bleed just the same.... Why should I be any different??? Why is it that I'm

Holidays
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

About Me
I don't really enjoy the snow. Decorations don't get me into the Holiday Spirit, For me it's the music. I really love Christmas Carols and rarely get tired of them. As a kid I knew it was Christmas when my Mom would bring out the Christmas albums and play them pretty much continuously. My favorite song for Chrismas is Bobby vinton's version of Christmas in Kilarney. I haven't heard it in about 20 years, and it just won't be Christmas for me untill I do. If anyone has an online version of this song, will you please send it my way? Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

Joke Of The Day!!!
Christian Bear An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees!" "What powerful rivers!" "What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you exp

Paper
I'm a piece of paper lying on the floor just a piece of paper paper, nothing more naked as a "blue" jay since the day i'm born empty and forgotten lonely and forlorn then He saw me lying wasted on the ground stepped-on all my life lost but now i'm found He reached down and touched me held me in His hand now i know my purpose now i understand Just a piece of paper, Blind once, now I see ~ He took out His pen, Wrote LOVE all over me! Changed my whole existence! Transformed me, and Wham! My life now has meaning, 'Cause of Whose I am!

Would You Have Done It?
Last Thursday I was in line at my son's school awaiting to pick him up. In front of me was a newer Ford Focus, and in that car was a little head bobbing all around the back seat, and poking up through between the front seats. I could tell this child was no more that 2-3 years old. I was enraged, it brought back memories of 10 or so years ago, when I saw a toddler get ejected from their vehicle and land on their head a good 30-40 feet from the vehicle. So I sat in my truck contemplating should I get out and reprimand this mother who is allowing this.. Well, I did get out and go to her window, gave it a knock. She was a mid 30's Hispanic woman, her child was more than eager to poke up to the front to examine me as well. I said to her, ma'am you need to have your son in a car seat. Not only is it incredibly unsafe, but against the law and the police are usually here at the school looking for unsecured children to give out $400 tickets. Her response was "nodding her head, with

10 Rules
Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissives Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and ple

Herb?
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Do You Want Love
Do You Love-Why Look? Why do we look to see who we are? or do we? There is an old adage "Bad news travels ten times faster than good news" Unfortunately many people seem to do the same thing to themselves. They look into the mirror in their mind and pick out their flaws. I am not sure if this is a condition that lots of people have become a custom too, for many reasons. You have listened to other people comment on lots of things, starting back as far as when you were a toddler. " That kid never shuts up", "What is wrong with you can't you get it right", "Why can't you be like your...(brother, sister or your friend)? These are just a few examples that many people have been told, all of which are negative. After a while many people begin to believe that those statements are true, not to mention how hurtful they are. Many people have been put down by others who they think love them the most. Ever had your spouse or child make bad comments to you. This is a type of abuse that

Ems
He's been up for 48 straight, with 10 tripsheets to do, and the pager just went off again. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. She prays she can fit in a 2 minute shower, in the middle of a 48 hr shift, so she can scrub the blood off from the last patient before the pager goes off again. __________________________ You complain of a "headache" and call in sick. He comes to work, regardless of what is ailing him, because there is a shortage of EMS workers, and no one can cover him. __________________________ You drink your hot coffee on your way to the mall. She grabs a quick cup of cold coffee at the ER, to help stay awake for the next one. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the monitor and laryngascope have batteries. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. She counts on her "buddies" to have her back when things are

Seasonal Flow
Winter The stark grandeur of winter where the trees are bare and the weather's cold. It looks as though nothing is happening but there is a lot going on beneath the surface in wait for the warmth of spring. There's not much food around so the animals are in hibernation conserving energy. Even the trees appear to be asleep. Winter corresponds with the direction of North. A cold direction, not great for growing things but good for peace and quiet. Winter is a time for rest and recuperation, preparation for the spring and although it's not practical, even us humans want to hibernate. Use this time for restoration; reconnect and reflect on the year so far and think about how you can be ready for the year ahead. Practical tips Meditate and sort out your "roots" by grounding yourself. They say the quality of your fruit depends on the quality of your roots. Eat wholesome and warming foods like soup and stews made from winter vegetables and inc

Happiness
To be happy is relatively easy just decide to be a happy person. The choice is simple really, choose to be happy. Suffering is optional! Once you make the choice to be happy your world will change to accommodate what it is you want and you will find being a happy person easier to do than you first thought!Abraham Lincoln once said "Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." Decide today that you are the best person to make you happy and find ways to do that. Remember that no one can make you happy! Your happiness lies more in your hands than it does anyone else.Thinking he should, she should, they should make you happy puts your life in a shaky position because when "people" aren't making you happy, you are miserable. A great way to be happy. Laugh! Laughter has an amazing effect on the body, mind and spirit, raising us up when we feel down.Just stop for a minute and remember a really funny incident. It doesn't matter how long ago it happened

Real Relationships
Here are some tips on how to proceed when a relationship comes along that seems too good to be true: 1. Hold your old beliefs about relationships up to the light. Where did you get your ideas about relationships? As a child, did you observe role models of unhappy couples? Have you practiced a limiting belief for so long that it seems real when it is not? Do you have the power to make new and better choices for yourself? When you question the notion that great relationships are supposed to be elusive or hard, you will recognize that you have far more possibilities available to you than you realized. 2. Practice loving yourself so much that you become a love magnet. Love attracts love, and when you cultivate love from the inside out, the universe will deliver it from the outside in. Then, when someone perfect shows up, it will seem like the next easy, natural step. 3. Proceed as if you deserve the good that has come your way. Thank the universe for sending an answer to your pray

Believe
I believe in miracles and dreams that will come true. I believe in tender moments and friendship, through and through. I believe in stardust and moonbeams all aglow. I believe there's magic and more there than we know. I believe in reaching out and touching from the heart I believe that if we touch a gift we can impart. I believe that if you cry your tears are not in vain. And when you're sad and lonely, others know your pain. I believe that when we laugh a sparkle starts to shine. And I just know that spark will spread from more hearts than just mine. I believe that hidden in the quiet of the night, there's magic moths and gypsies a fairy and a sprite. I believe that if you dance the dances of your heart, that greater happiness will find a brand new way to start. I believe the gifts you have are there for you to share. And when you give them from the heart, the whole world knows you care. I believe that if you give, even just to one, that gift will gr

Adult Theater
She suddenly realized that she'd walked into an adult theatre by mistake. On the giant screen in from of her, she watched in at first horror, then with increasingly fascination as the guy on the screen started to use his tongue on the young girl he was with. Damn lucky bitch Jill said, without realizing that she'd spoken aloud. It'd been far too long since she'd had oral done to her like that. She squeezed her thighs together as she felt herself becoming horny. Jill walked into the darken picture theatre, feeling lonely and a bit lost. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend and was feeling pissed off. Once again, they'd made love, and once again, he'd left her high and dry. When they'd first met, he had been a wonderful lover, always making sure that she'd had an orgasm. Now though, all he seemed to do was to put his cock inside her and pump a few times, climax and then just get out of the bed. She felt that she was just being used simply as vessel for him to unload his

Christmas
MySpace Text | MySpace Tweaks So how everyone feel about Christmas? Do ya'll like it or is it just another day? I personally do not care for the day. I look forward to New Year's Eve to tell ya'll the truth. Give some feedback if you would?

My Poem To Devon
For the one I love A big burden was left upon whoever had my heart Truly a heavy feeling surrounded those near Warm expressions are all I needed from the start Although I received some, my thoughts are twisted with fear As the rain drops crush, so does my sanity The cloudy skies darken my emotion Mind and heart brought to a state of calamity Where I can no longer fulfill my devotion True partners always stay by each other's side In any phase of relationship they might be The gates of your heart are open wide Your trusting glances and open feelings are calling me Issues of my heart involve my lack of confidence Love life had never appeared as I longed for A big role of failure was played by my arrogance Whole relationships shattered, it was too big to ignore You embraced me as a loyal friend, I'm sure Whenever in trouble you summon me to your side Slowly, your personality came to lure A faithful friend who will always abide Your mind and heart never ceas

Six Reasons To Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of cand

Deleted Once Again...
Well this will make the 4th time I have had to create a profile...I went a whole new way around on this one with new email and everything...So maybe I will be able to hang out more this time...

Uhg!
This morning has been a long one already, as I have been up since 4 am. Why so early? Well it's because the carbon monoxide detector went off. The furnace was faulty and was emitting carbom monoxide. My dad attended a luncheon and recieved this detector as a door prize. We plugged it in about a month ago...and because of that, My family is fine, my son is fine.... The reason for this blog is, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTOR, I HIGHLY URGE YOU TO GET ONE. IF NOT FOR THE DETECTOR IN MY HOME, I WOULD NOT BE SITTING HERE BLOGGING THIS TO YOU. PLEASE FOR YOU OWN LIFE AND THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE IN YOUR HOME, GET A DETECTOR! YOU NEVER KNOW IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE, AS IT DID MINE AND MY FAMILIES TODAY!!

Naughtybuttnice
Hey guys , I Love Fubar! I am a outgoing girl , that loves to play. Write me and i will always answer. I work alot , but after work i love to play on the phone yes phone sex :) Email me lets chat or play. Tell me how naughty you really are ... Susan My Favorite Links http://www.naughtybuttnice.com

Dumbass Comments
So i was reading through some of my pic comments and i came across this one.....And just for the record..all of me is real I grew these babies myself thanks 8-P And he was talking about this photo Have a great day April ♥

Alone
I walk alone my thoughts are of you I walk alone and you are there I sit alone space besides me I sit alone and you appear I sleep alone bed so empty I sleep alone your in my dreams I eat alone my meal not shared I eat alone your at my table I laugh alone no one to hear I laugh alone I hear you laughter I cry alone my tears not seen I cry alone your arms are there In my thoughts in day and in night Making my path through life complete

Gonna Be A Grandpa!!!
My beautiful 18 yr. old little lady is a mom. iam so proud of her. she has turned out to be such a wonderful lady, very smart,caring ,wise to say the least. and she is just like me, very outspoken! sometimes to out spoken,lol. but her and her boyfriend gave me the greatest gift they could give me a grandson.HELL YEAH!!!!i cant wait to take him fishing , i have been stockin up on all the Dr. Seuss books, im up to 35 books so far and bought him his first fishing pole!! my daughter(Amanda)did an awesome job giving birth, she had a lil trouble but she hung in there and made it, she is a very strong girl!!!!and now not only do i have my daughter but i also have my grandson Joshua, i love you both, love DAD& GRANDPA!!!

For You Dad
I just recently lost my hero my DAD! i miss him everyday. we had alot of fun and goodtimes together. we didnt always see eye to eye on things but we always managed to get threw our disagreements.he taught me about everything i enjoy , fishing, hunting, camping, offroading etc.he drowned in a boating accident off the oregon coast about a month ago but the way i see it he died doing what the both of us loved to do,fishing. so this is for you dad! GOD GRANT THAT I MAY LIVE TO FISH UNTIL MY DYING DAY, AND WHEN MY FINAL CAST I'VE MADE AND LIFE HAS SLIPPED AWAY. I PRAY THAT GOD'S GREAT LANDING NET WILL CATCH ME IN ITS SWEEP AND GOD IN HIS MERCY WILL JUDGE ME BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP! I LOVE YOU DAD! I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOME DAY ON THE OTHER SIDE AND WE CAN CONTINUE TO FISH IN THE GREAT OCEANS OF HEAVEN!

The Story Behind It
Shattered Lives it's one of my more bitter masterpieces. like i said at the very beginning i have depression, along with that i have emotional disability. 9th grade i threatened to kill a teacher out of anger, i couldn't stand him but he was just so fucking uptight and he'd bitch at you for the smallest things. i got stabbed in the back by a third of my friends,if you'd even call them friends. So since that year happened i rarely trust anyone, whether it be family or people i've been friends with my whole damn life i don't trust anyone anymore,and i don't smile anymore. the title refers to all the heartache and stress we had to go through in the days to follow after i admitted i said what i said we had to meet with the school superintendent and several other school board members along with the school principal. i didn't get expelled but i got community service for what i said. i think the hardest part of it overall was seeing both my mom and dad walking out of the school at t

Confused
hello there, Wow, this site is alitte hard to navigate. Someone told me someone was on here using my pictues, whick is why i made this profile. If you want to visit me on myspace, it might be easier, my full profile is there (with tons of pics!) Come find me (myspace.com/courtneyhandcock) Much Luv, Courtney

Are You Naughty
NAUGHTY APPLICATION SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Redneck Book Of Etiquette
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U- Haul to the funeral home. DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. DATING (Outside the Family) 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on

The Apron
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture tha

Last Night
Last night as I lay sleeping, A vision came to me. It was of you and I, A wonderous sight to see. And in the dream I had, I reached and touched your face, I clasped your hand in mine, And felt your warm embrace. I pressed my lips to yours, To taste your kiss so sweet You held me for a minute, In this moment that did fleet. I wakened from the dream, With a thought of you that stayed, With me throughout the day, And never once did fade.

Together
Together, there is a place, just for us. It has no doors and it has no walls. There is no beginning, and there is no end. This place we built, conceived by a smile. In our hearts, this place will never be done. As if We knew each other, life-times ago, Our thoughts are one, seamless as time. We are free of secrets, no judgements, no fear. Souls stripped bare, for us to see. The love we share, can not be counted by the stars, Jealousy, hate, contempt do not exist. With every breathe and every pulse, Our trust infinitely grows. Your love is the gift of life, Without this place, I would be lost.

Truth Of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is whe

♥ Dj Creed ♥
DJ Creed I will satisfy the world's wanton for wonder and manifest my influence to the masses I will envelope your emotions with my enthusiasm I will force you to show your true self, regardless of your inhibitions with each three ticker tune!

Dj Creed
I will satisfy the world's wanton for wonder and manifest my influence to the masses I will envelope your emotions with my enthusiasm I will force you to show your true self, regardless of your inhibitions.... with each three ticker tune!

Sing Along.....
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing t

Bitching
I'm getting really tired of girls Caking on makeup.. you have bad skin? fine.. but you DONT need to add layer upon layer of foundation to hide your zits. Whats worse is when i see it rubbed on your collar because you have too much on!. Another thing.. quite with the black eyeliner trend..you look gothic.. it looks messy makes you look tired, older. Learn some make up tricks to make your eyes pop or look bigger.. adding black liner all around your eye is working honey.

Maybe...what If?
Maybe . . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life an

Relationships
You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soulmate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close relationships, flow and evolve. You need to let people be who they are, not what you want

Restoring Old Photos
Sometimes when your looking through Junk you come across an old photo that time has done no justice to it, and memories could be lost for ever. Like this photo below But with the aid of a good photo editing software you can restore your memories

And And Stuff.
Nov 29, I was looking for a certain glitter graphic that made me crack up, so I had to trace where it originally came from, and came to SparkleTags.com. On this site, there was a little gif saying that I should join this online bar...and here I am, thanks to the Owner of Sparkletags, MsTags.com, and LatinoTags.com ;-) (this is her page http://www.fubar.com/user/166664) So I joined this site a couple of days ago, five to be more exact, and I'm totally hooked! I'm up to level 15, Idol, which is pretty sweet, and pretty fast according to my new buddy BIG NICK! ;-) (Who took me under his wing and gave me tips on this here website, and was mentioned in my first blast! lol find him here and comment on his pics, dammit: http://www.fubar.com/user/990012 ) Anyway, I'm just using this opportunity to say, to say: Hi. LOL So if you are reading this, then you must be at least half interested in me, and you can also link up and check out my old addiction site, myspace.

God Is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor event

Women
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While

Help Bomb
Here are friends who are trying to get a VIP. All help bombing would be appreciated. Thank you!!! Teresa only has 3600 to go for her 3 month VIP Debbie needs 15,000 comments for a one month VIP Midnightstar needs 60,000 comments, she has 48,000 to go yet

Christmas Tree In Stash
For anyone who leaves me a present under the Christmas tree I will send you a Fu-Gift as a Thank you!! It is in My Stash, under Dunno, and it is called Christmas Tree. Make those presents good!!

Repost
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless peice of shit! The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She gr

Wtf Is Up?
you kno im gettin really sick and tired of the wat men have been acting towards me lately. if not being a dick head there being a jerk or gettin snotty with me ova nothin. and i dont get why. i mean i mention to one friend i want out of martinsburg and hes like talkin abou tme ex. and i go out and hang wit one of my guy friends today and now he wont talk to me and have no idea why. and another one of them i went and had sex wit like 2 wks ago and havent talkd to him really. i mean wtf is up mens asses???

Wondering
Have you ever met someone that just inspired you to be the best you can be? Motivated you beyond a point you never knew you had? Just brought the life back into you that was hidden so deep before? Have you wondered where this person has been the last few years? Wondered how many endless possibilities could be around the corner? Have you ever wondered?

Research Paper
You all might or might not care. but I turned in my final research paper in my History class. I got a 45 out of a possible 50 on it. Still don't know what I got on my prior paper. Anyway if any of you want to read it, I have put it here for you. AMERICAN VIEWS ON FUNERAL DIRECTORS I wasn't sure what to do for this paper. Until I heard on the radio, the results from a survey that ranked funeral directors below journalist and above politicians. That got me to looking for the results of that survey. I was never able to find it. but I did find the results of gallup polls that included funeral directors from 1977 till 2005. All the polls ranked the funeral directors very high. My research also found a lot of negative press about funeral directors, things from newspaper stories about the illegal things funeral directors have done, books about the how the funeral industry takes advantage of people, TV special reports, websites slamming funeral homes with

Someone Very Special....
My Kindred Spirit My kindred spirit, Do you doubt we’ll share, A love transcendent, And truly rare? Our souls dominion; Will give us no choice. Time will stand still, When I hear your voice. If fate has its way Your eyes will meet mine, Lost in forever We’ll travel past time. Then, long awaited Our hands will touch; Mine, fragile, soft, Yours warm and rough. No thoughts will break, Or suspend our dance. When our souls meet, We’ll be left to chance. A force of nature, Destiny shall ordain. Our will cast aside, Released from the pain. To each other's center, We will be led, Seduction upon us, Our hungers fed. My heart, for you only, My flesh will surrender, Respond to your warmth, To your touch, so tender. A coveted encounter, Fulfilled at long last, We’ll know from then on, If this will just pass. The danger for us, Will be revealed then - What might be our future?

Kelsey Died :(
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****Watch The Video***** if you dont repost you have no heart

This Week
Thinking I am done with Fubar. Good luck to all of you. I know I wasted way too much time screwing around here instead of stuff I should be doing. Hopefully you won't make the same mistakes I did. Happy Holidays and good luck to all. I am deleting my account soon.

Fallen Angel
stuck in the corner with torn and tethered wings wishing to be left alone to my own mind and thoughts praying that sometimes soon my wings will heal and grow again so that i might take flight to the skies with my fellow sisters and brothers my family of angels

Troop Support
I don't know where this is going to go but the point of it is to remember our men and women near and far and if you can to open you doors. Look into adopting a solider sailor or airmen for the holidays. just cause they are here in the states does not mean they can just head home for the holidays. Nothing says Tank you like a friendly face and a home cooked meal. Remember this is the season of giving which is better then recieving. These men and women give to us all year around and yes it may be their job but they could of been lawyers or accounts or mcdonalds worker instead. But they didn't they choose to become Us Soliders Sailors and Airmen and oh yeah Marines. The proudest job this country has to offer. IF YOU CAN BRING A US SERVICE MEMBER TO YOUR TABLE FOR THE HOILDAYS.

Avoid Yellow Snow (in Honor Of The 1st Major Snowfall)
All I Need To Know I Learned From A Snowman.... It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is the best of the four seasons. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. There's nothing better than a foul weather friend. We're all made up of mostly water. You know you've made it when they write a song about you. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun. It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet. It's fun to hang out in your front yard. There's no stopping you once you're on a roll. It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts. The Russian Debate A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining" he said to his wife.

So What Is It? Sex Or Friends?
Men isnt it safe to say that we love sex?? But isnt it great how women try to use that againts us...especially if its just a new relationship or your fuck buddies because you can just go and find a new fuck buddy. Now I know that I am sounding pretty much like an arragont asshole but really im not...I just am mearly pointing out that we have more power than what they think ahhahahah

Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beholder
WE ALL HAVE FLAWS , LET ME TELL YOU'S ALIL SOMETHING THE PERFECT PERSON IS GOD , WHO THE HELL GAVE A PERSON THE RIGHT TO CALL SOMEONE UGLY , WELL ASS HOLE YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR , BECAUSE I BET ANYTHING YOUR ONE NASTY ASS , SORRY MOTHER ,BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP , ITS WHAT IS INSIDE , THAT MAKES A PERSON , SO, YOUR LUCKY I DON'T KNOW YOUR SORRY ASS , BECAUSE I TEL LYOU AFEW THINGS . PEOPLE LOVE DRAMA AND ARE ATTENTION SEEKERS . AND YOU KNOW I WILL TELL IT CALL IT LIKE IT IS . IMMATURE , PEOPLE FAR FROM ADULTS I SEE CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW KAGE'S FU WIFEY AND R/L OLE LADY

Fu-friends
I'm Going To Be Making A Folder Of Pics Of All My Good FU-Friends.. If You Want To Be In It ..Send Me A Message With The Link To The Pic You Want Me To Use..Or Let Me Know If I Should Choose A Pic Of Yours

Blog
A repost from: 'H.B.I.C. aka Ri aka Subzero's Agent Double 0 Boobies' Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You

Christmas Program
Just got back from my 1st graders program. It was very nice..although was only 15minutes long. LMAO. I traded girl at work so I could go. Almost makes me wonder why I was so worried bout it. Was nice though. Now, my oldest boys is on the night I am working. GRrrrr. I thought it was next week. Oh well. Always next year.

I Need Votes Please
HEY EVERYONE. MY NAME IS KATIE AND I HAVE A PROFILE ON MYYEARBOOK.COM AND THERE IS THIS THING ON THERE CALLED BATTLES WELL I AM ENTERED IN 2 BUT I NEED SOME VOTES TO WIN THIS THING. SO IF ANYONE WOULD PLEASE JUST CLICK ON THESE LINKS TO VOTE. I AM NOT LOSING BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN. I WILL APPRECIATE ANY VOTES THAT I GET AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO MESSAGE ME AT ANY TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME EVERYONE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Money For Nothing?
I know that the idea behind fubar is to make fu-money to do fun things in here, but when people start selling access to their pictures, I have to wonder. I can get porn on the internet for free - why should I pay you? I am as of this moment deleting any and all folks that ask for any payments for seeing their pictures and I will not try to befriend any that do ask. It's just stupid.

I Owe My Mother...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me abou

I F#cking Hate Peta
PETA has to be the stupidest people on earth. They have complained so much that the US Government is changing laws. It is now against the law to slaughter horses for human consumption, transport horses to Mexico or Canada for slaughter and heres the kicker, turn them loose. Most Americans have not and probably never will eat horse meat. I have to be honest, it is not the best meat I have ever eaten, but overseas it is a delicacy. The US provides for most countries anyway so why cant we feed them horses if they want it. On to my second point. SO since we can no longer slaughter horses, What the fuck are we gonna do with them? Here in the state of Wyoming we have Hundreds of thousands of acres of Government land with wild horses and feral horses. The grass in most of Wyoming isn't that good, we have been in a drought for 9 years. If you look out at these horses most of them are nothing more then skin and bones. They are starving. So riddle me this; Does PETA support prolonged s

Dooooo It
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you masturbate? 3 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. W

I Doubt Anyone Cares
Have you ever noticed that no matter how nice or polite you try to be that because you are a male you get treated like some boner with typing skills? Well I'm here to say that I am NOT that guy...Yes, I like to see naked women. Yes, if the conversation turns steamy, I will partake. But I am not just cruisin around lookin for someone to help me masturbate...I can buy porn and I have a GREAT imagination...If I talk to you, it really is honestly to talk to you. To get to know you and to be friends...If you can't handle that, whatever...

25 "facts" About Women
I think some of this was written by a man.. lol 1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3) Women "never" have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand". 4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. 6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 7) Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. 8) Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just

12/4/07
Ok welp. Me and the hubby got into another fight tonight. he sent me a text telling me "f**K you, im coming home to get my stuff and stayin in the barracks". i said ok. he came home, and went straight to his computer. after about two hours, i went in there and was like can you take a few mins away from your computer to talk about this. I basically told him how i felt he told me pretty much what he wanted to tell me ( i know there was more, he just didn't wanna say it) so i flat out told him, if u want a divorce then speak up, i wasn't gonna live my life, fighting, miserable and crying all the time. that he needed to let me know what he wanted. He looked @ me and went back to his computer. and i walked out. sorry just wanted to rant

R.i.p Chad (pimp-c) Butler
Dec. 4th 2007 age 33R.I.P Chad "Pimp-C" Butler1973-2007 Rapper Chad "Pimp C" Butler, who along with hometown pal Bernard "Bun B" Freeman made up the chart-topping group UGK, was found dead Tuesday morning in a West Hollywood hotel room. Paramedics and officers responded to a 911 call placed from the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Boulevard and were directed to a room on the sixth floor. They found Butler lying on the bed, fully clothed. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said the call came in about 9:30 a.m. A spokesman for the county coroner said that it appears the 33-year-old "Dirty Money" purveyor died of natural causes. No drugs or related paraphernalia was found in the room and it didn't appear as if anyone had been in the room with Butler when he died. An autopsy will be performed and a full report, including the results of standard toxicology tests, should be ready in six to eight weeks. "We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad," Jive Records president a

Things That Piss Me Off
Most of you know i dont send out bulletins or forwards much, but i found this to be very very important , so please watch the video and join me in boycotting Walmart , and places/companys like them.. I knew walmart was bad, but i didnt know all this, ty Rick for sharing it with me.. For those that know me, know this stuff really pisses me off and the tainted toys from china.. But what ticks me off the most is we all know this crap yet we dont band together to do anything about it.. so by doing nothing, we are allowing it. Thank You and Happy holidays all Lori Please Forward this along to your friends or at least tell them about it!. I know everyone is stressed out with all the loss of jobs and the economy the way it is here in Michigan and now reaching its way across the states.. So everyone is looking to find a good deal and save money. But PLEASE DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART!!! I am asking everyone to take a stand and BOYCOTT THEM!! Think of what the future is going to be

Fubucks & The Bonus
Hi well after getting a explanation why for past 3 weeks I have not seen on bar tab any sign of ON LINE BONUS (** --explanation below ) to help with the increasing of FU BUCKS and of course valued points ,i inquired why it is so that they have because like the Sth aussie bush DRIED-UP and vanished into thin air ,,,soo with that in mind after transfering lump sums around the place being mr nice guy assiting ppl for what ever reason .......i'll have to apply a FU bucks squeeze from now on LOL in other words do as the banks do when a Credit sqeeze hits us ,,so loan not approved action sorry all but till i increase FUBUCKS account wont be possible to transfer untill we can swim the Birddville Track ...and that aint happened since the last Ice age !!! heheeh it appears from the advise i was sent your loved bonus is based on activity based in other words ya gotta be in the Top 1000 active ppl for that hour to recieve bonuses ,,and as a

Im Back
i just got back i have been out for 2 weeks and im sorry to my friends and family that i havent been able to help yall out:( but my son had head surgery and he needs alot of attention so i'll help when i can thanks for understanding!!

Tantra By A Tantric Master
TRUE TANTRA BY A TANTRIC MASTER Welcome to the infinite domain of tantra! I am a well traveled new worldly European tantric master. I am 5'9", 170, 8" cut, and blue eyed, shaved heads, sensual older male who has been teaching tantra for 30 years in North America. I first got interested in Tantra when I was 5 years old, but it took 17 years to figure out how to take that sexual energy that starts between our legs and use it for more than pleasure and procreation. Imagine being able to use that same energy that creates the miracles of new humans and transmuting it as it is written in the book "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill, and being able to use it like the "Force" on Star Wars! That is the version of tantra I teach. It is a full body erotic tantra session using techniques which I have learned over the years to pull that energy out of you and show you what I can do with it. Sessions usually last an hour or more if you wish. Open to teaching men, women,

I Hate This Shit.....
Ok we all know I speak the truth an I cant stand a fuckin liar..... so here it goes. I recently found out that someone on here was posing as a women to get you guys to buy them HH's Blast's Vip's an Ticker's.A lot of you are falling for it so Im posting the proof I have... Its a chance Im willing to take.....There is some stupid shit in here but if you read it all you will see what im talkin about...... chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:31 PM): hey Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:36 PM): ya chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:40 PM): ya chris hack (12/2/2007 5:27:43 PM): what did i do Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:48 PM): nothing at all Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:53 PM): im just in a bad mood Christine (12/2/2007 5:27:56 PM): sorry chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:00 PM): whats wrong hun Christine (12/2/2007 5:28:13 PM): nothing really chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:26 PM): i remade the profile Christine (12/2/2007 5:28:35 PM): what profile chris hack (12/2/2007 5:28:40 PM): the crystal one Christine

Holiday Cheer
Twas the night before Christmas,and up in the bed,she had him tied up,while giving him head. He was moaning and groaning,and begging for more....Who would have thought that Mrs. Claus was a whore? She was sucking and stroking santa with much care,and quietly wishing a few Elves were there. Then she climbed up onto him,and said "I don't care who's been bad or good, before you leave this house,you're giving me wood!" Then bumping and grinding,and flailing about, he was pounding her good,and she started to shout.."Oh yes Santa...Im cumming you jolly ole soul... just keep pounding me hard with that long,firm pole!" ...... Now St. Nick was exhausted,and in bed he still lay, Mrs. Claus said "to hell with the people,this is now my day!!!"

Rethinking Life??
So I have never been da type of person who likes hospitals, at all. They are a place full of death, disease, and germs. But I recently had 2 make a trip there, for 5 hrs. I was pretty worried bout what was wrong wit me, and I really started thinking bout what all I have drug my body through, n was thinking how much all dat could have taken off my life span. Well, I came 2 a decision and decided 2 slow down 4 a lil bit, not stopping cause I couldnt fully live wit out gettin 2 party, but I will slow down. Especially so I dont have 2 either compeletly stop, or droppin dead. It's better 2 live ne day I say!

Just One Rate
All I need you too do is rate the picture below.Just 1 rate..Not too much to do. No comments needed. She started this contest a day late. Help her out..Thank you everyone:) If you are not a friend of Sadistic Stop by and Fan,Add and rate her. She returns all love back ...Shes one person everyone should have as a friend. §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~ GrØw ®oØm EñTìt¥@ fubar

Blah 1
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds . The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sur

Going Diet
ok here is the deal the reason i havent posted anymore pics is because i have gain 20 pounds in the last 3 months i got out of the Air Force i am going on my low carb diet to try and help me get back to 170 i am at 194 now. The diet is for about 3 days try to keep your carb intake to 25 grams and under and on your carb day eat a moderate amount of carbs but eat good carbs and absolultly no sodas of any kind drink water only you will lose so much more weight if you stay away from sugars. This diet keeps your metabolism burning and eat alot of protien it keeps you feeling full and you wont be hungry and no night snacking. I will give updates on my progress and i will post new pics when i loss the weight. If you wanna Know more about the diet just shout at me.

Tdfdfdf
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give ou anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want". "What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

What Is Love!
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds . The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make s

Lonely Night At Home!
I had a really good day today so I thought that my night would be just as great! WRONG!! I am bored like crazy! I seem to always have someone to talk to but tonight, no one is talking...what's up with that?! This means an early night for me, I guess I'm going to bed. Night to all!

Momma Said There Be Days Like This
MURDERED HUSKIES *R.I.P. Roscoe and Sophie* These are furry furriends of my cats Summer & Misha Sabrina on MySpace.com Please read their story... Reposted From: http://lvasianj.stumbleupon.com/ Tamela and Russell Harper had two kids......Roscoe and Sophie. They were not human kids but furry kids with four legs and unconditional love for their parents. As kids do, they liked to roam around and wander off occasionally. Last week, they got a little too close to a neighbor's chickens.....nasty creatures that piss from their skin pores. (Bet you won't eat the chicken skin anymore, huh?!). Well, the owner of those nasty chickens shot Roscoe and Sophie. Shot them DEAD and put their lifeless bodies in trash bags and then offered them back to Tamela and Russell!! How shitty is that?! Can you imagine the gut-wrenching punch to the stomach that Russell felt when he was told that? And then he had to go home and tell Tamela what happened? That their only

Read This If U Can
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

Letter From Santa
LETTER FROM SANTA Body: 2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap. On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumb ass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for

What I Want
the things i want Current mood: depressed i find what i miss the most about being in a relationship is having someone to curl up with at night, someont to hold softly and keep cozzy and warm, someone to whisper goodnight to after they have already fallen asleep, someone i can lie next to and listen to her breath, someone i can wake up in the morning with a kiss after i have made her breakfast in bed, someone i can take care of when shes sick, someone who will make me sigh when we kiss, someone who will steal my hat just because she wants something of mine while we r apart, someone who will call me @ 2 am just to tell me she misses me, someone who will wrap her arms around me while we r out and kiss me deeply for no reason at all, someone i can lie in a field with on a warm summer night and look up at the stars with, someone who will tell the world that she is mine and that i am hers, someone who will give me her whole heart, someone who will take mine and treasure it, someone

My Life
you know one of my biggest pet peeves is people that stick their nose into others business. I truly hate the fact that people cant act like adults and be upfront with their feelings. I despise no I HATE games like this, I don't play them and I would appericiate it they weren't played with me. Sadly it doesn't appear that other people can be adults and mind their own business and because of this people get hurt. So I say to you if you are afraid of saying what you truly think or feel or can't be forth right with me Go AWAY!! and dont send your" Friends" To give me messages cause they will just be ignored. I think that I will just stay to myself, take care of my girls and to hell with even trying to date.

The Drunk Driver
i didnt see the traffic lite. or hear the tires screech. i was drinking with my buddies. on the way back from the beach. i could hear the siren blaring. as i senced the smell of gas. i could see the twisted metal. and shards of broken glass. i could see them pull my body. from the bloody grousome wreck. i could see the blood was gushing. from the gash inside my neck. i watched the paddles shock me. i knew i must be dead. i screamed for them to save me. from beneath the bloody sheet. no one seemed to hear me. just a body in the street. i knew they were preparing. to lay me down to rest. but i hoped that i was dreaming. and this was just a test. then im in a casket. as people sobbed and cried. thats when it finally hit me. i really must have died. dedicated to all the lives lost due to sensless drinking and driving. my heart goes out to those who have lost loved ones this way.

Ramblings
ok so here i am... sitting thinkin about..... well nothing really. just a bunch of random thoughts running through my mind. so which one do i concentrate on? i dunno. should i take the fact that i have to get up at 3am to go to work and go to bed.... or do i just let the randomness continue? i know that this wont make any sense to anyone, but its just more or less for me to just vent in suppose you could say.... so many thoughts, so little time. maybe just maybe one day ill figure them all out... doubtful but hell you never know. im tired... maybe i should go to sleep. but the mind wont shut up... so i really dont wanna fall asleep. thinking about people ive met, loved, would like to meet, places ive been and would like to go. i just wish that i could make sense of it all..... one day, some day the pieces will fall into place. maybe someone will help me make sense of it all... or will it all be a mystery till the end of my days..... no im not crazy, well not in a literal sense... im ju

A Fathers Prayer
like fresh fallen snow. so virgin and pure. children are angels. i know this for sure. thier smiles are brite. thier hearts are so clean. they bring so much joy. if you know what i mean. never a day. not even an hour. that i doubt that thier precious. as a fresh blooming flower. as a ather i tell you. as sure as i breath. a childs the gift. that no one should leave. a childs our future. so give them your hand. and show them the guidance. to be brilliant and grand. AMEN i love my children

He Man Woman Haters Club
I... Kyle... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder. BOY DID THEY HAVE IT RIGHT!!!!

A Little About Me
my name is jim. im 42 born to darrell and judith ridge on oct. 18th 1965 in detroit michigan.i was raised in taylor michigan untill my parents divorce when i was 12. i then moved to tampa florida with my father for 2 years, then relocated to muskegon michigan to be with my mother at age 14. from 1993-1997 i worked for walt disney world in orlando.during that time i worked in the enterainment department involving movies, shows, and commercials. i have been an extra in roseann, family matters, and step by step. i also worked with filming crews for many motion pictures, my favorite being marvins room. i gave all that up to move back to micigan to be with my dieing mother. i have 4 sisters and no brothers. i also have 4 children from ages 4 up to 21. i love writing poetry. it has been my passion since i was 5 years old. my wish is to publish a book of poems dedicated to my late mothers dieing wish. if any one has any ideas on how i can accomplish this please e-mail me at ridgejames22@yaho

~whats "love"~
I beileve that the word 'LOVE' is a very passionate dangerous word that you should watch out for! I've been in many relationships where people tell me that they love me when in fact they don't and they start cheating and lying to me. Personally if anyone cheats and or' lies in a relationship with me then you can just 'LEAVE'! I can't stand it and never will!! I have a new guy Iin my life but my family DON'T see how happy I am, and they want me to be happy along with finding a decent non cheating non lying guy who will give me the respect and trust that I need, but I already have someone so how do I explain or atleast clue my familyin my relationship and get them off my back about hooking up with someone in my own state?! I mean I want them to understand me, be happy for me, and stand by my 100%, but I also don't want them bitching at me for not wanting to be with someone close to me!!!

The Four Seasons
i love the four seasons. both summer and fall. but i love spring and summer. the best of them all. with spring comes the flowers. so brilliant and brite. and the weather is perfect. especially at night. and then there is summer so sunny and hot. theres swimming and camping. or sailing a yaht. but fall brings a change. in all that we see. like leaves changing color. that fall from the tree. winter will follow. the snow is so white. the landscape so breathless. what a wonderfull site. so in closing i tell you. and never forget. that all the four seasons. are the best free gift yet

Natas One
If there is any hip-hop headz out there, It was confirmed today, this morning at a hotel in Los Angeles, Pimp C. was found dead. After playing a show with Too Short the night before.. Pimp C has been representing Houston, and Port Aurthor, since the early 80's. He and Bun B. started the crew " Under Ground Kings" aka. U.G.K. They along with others started the underground hip-hip scene here in H-Town on the third coast. He will be missed, but not forgotten. Big up's to the U.G.K. family, and Bun B. Rest In Peace, Pimp C. He'll be steady ride'n in our hearts and minds.. 104.9 and 97.9 the box will keep your tracks blazin' bro, all you got to do is ride on them streets of Gold on them 84's.. And if you don't know, now you know... Natas One..

Bits And Pieces
Too true to be very funny!! The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean? A.

I Believe..
BORROWED TOO SHARE I believe we place our happiness in our own hands. I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do. I believe that drugs are a waste of life. I believe I'm loved when I'm completely alone. I believe in karma, what you give is what you get. I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned. I believe the only thing that should be seperated by color is laundry. I believe the grass isn't greener on the other side. I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye. I believe that trust is more important than people think. I believe that your most attractive feature is your ¢¾heart¢¾ I believe that family is worth more than money or gold. I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair. I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires. I believe forgiveness is they key to your unhappiness. I believe that God is the only one who won't let you down. I believe in love survivng death into eternity. I bel

It Will All Work Out
Close your eyes and float with me. Let your thoughts go free. Feel yourself float, like a balloon. Sleeping time will be coming soon. When things don't go your way. Look to the sky and pray for a better day. When all the messed up crap brings you down Just turn the other cheeek and flip your frown Because it will all work out yes it will all work You may think that god's ears are shut but thats no reason for you to give up times may be bad and things might be rough but it's for god to decide when you've had enough so when it seems like everythings wrong, Just sit back, take a deep breath. Becaue it will all work out Yes it will, it will all work out

Life
my name is denise,im 46,5"1,140lb brown hair hazel eyes.i am happly married for 15 years.i have 6 kids and 3 grandkids and 2 more one the way.i have 17 tatoos and 5 body pericens.2 dogs,6 birds.i love to spend time with my hubby and kids and grandkids.i like gardening,cleaning,being with my friend and partying,to much some times.i don't drink just like to smoke a fat one.i love animals.i like to go for walks.hate tv,but love music.and would like to meet some new friends.im not as boreing as i seam just get to know me u will see.

My Birthday And My Life
sometimes i hate the fact that i am going to be 40 on the 21st of this month, my life is not completely on the track that it should be on. i mean hey have been married three times and in the process still of my third divorce, shit happens right? you fall in love with the wrong people sometimes cuz they say the right words to you and you fall for them. pretty lies is what my mother has always told me they are. i have a really amazing man in my life though i have hurt him several times i still love him and i know he loves me despite my faults or at least i hope he does. i guess turning 40 should have been a great milestone in my life, i have a so so job but i have five wonderful kids 3 of whom i have not talked to since 2000 on my birthday thanks to my second husband, men can be such asses at times and my oldest i talk to all the time via MSN or the phone got to see him when i went up to my step mom's funeral that was in itself not a fun event wish i knew her better before she passe

Am I Seeing Double?
Ok so I found this really cool guy on here but the fucked thing is he is identical to my ex in which I had broken his heart four years ago it is nuts but well what can you do other than just face facts and deal with it right?

~what Starts With An F & Ends With A K?~
What starts with F and ends with K? - You'll love it!! A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9.' Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Bro

¢¾~pride~¢¾
I tell you, even rocks crack, and not because of age. For years they lie on their backs in the heat and in the cold, so many years, it almost seems peaceful. They don’t move, so the cracks stay hidden. A kind of pride. Years pass over them waiting. Whoever is going to shatter them., hasn’t come yet And so the moss flourishes, the seaweed whips around, the sea pushes through and rolls back – the rocks seem motionless. Till a little seal come to rub against them, comes and goes away. And suddenly the rock had an open wound. I told you, when rocks break, it happens by surprise. And people, too.

Story Of My Life
YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: closing time, semi sonic Waking Up: man in the box, alice in chains First Day At School: animals, nickel back Falling In Love: hero of the day, metallica Fight Song: by the way, red hot cheli peppers Breaking Up: smash, the offspring Prom: congradulations, blue october Life: figured you out, nickel back Mental Breakdown: lose it, emenim Driving: freshman, the virve pipe Flashback: one, metallica Getting back together: hey God, bon jovi Wedding: bang blame, rem Birth of Child: sound of silence simon and garfukel Final Battle: save me, shine down Death Scene: lie to me, bo

A Childs Birth
like morning dew. and rays of sun. our hearts are two. but beat as one. we share our thoughts. within our mind. and treat each other. fair and kind. when we are far. and long apart. our souls remain. as a beating heart. we have a valued. gift to share. a common bond. with loveing care. the night we had. our time alone. a seed of life. was brought back home. so now we share. just one more thing. the joy and thrill. a child will bring. dedicated to our daughter brooklyn ridge

Brooklyn
there once was a baby. so pretty and sweet. a precious young smile. and cute little feet. she was born in the winter. so perfect and clean. the most beautifull creature. my eyes ever seen. the way that she giggles. just brings so much joy. when mommy and daddy. give her a toy. when she is sleeping. shes pretty and pure. she must be an angel. for this i am sure. and when her eyes open. im sure shell still be. the most beautiful baby. one ever will see. we love you brook

Friendship
potatoes and gravy. like carrots and beans. go together like love birds. and kids in thier teens. like horse is to carriage. and sun is to moon. twilight to darkness. and day is to noon when two minds alike. come together as one. it makes life worth living. and brings so much fun. one thing i am sure of. and this is no lie. if i didnt have friendship. i think i would die. friends are forever. through thick and through thin. you know where your going. and share where youve been. when your heart becomes heavy. with nowher to turn. a friend gives you courage. and love to return. when two hearts are beating. like one single drum. then you know that the magic. of friendships begun. dedicated to all my great friends

R I P Mi Padre
5/12/07 Awoken by the news that my dad had passed away this morning. After several attempts to fight his heart condition,it sadly got the best of him. My dad had been in hospital for almost a week now and last night he had a heart attack and had his life support line switched off. If you know what a fathers love is like then u can relate to the burnin sensation in my heart. I've cried non-stop since I got the news and its only the strength that keeps me standing. I know my daddy is ascending into heaven and now he's with my mother..watching down on me. He left behind : 6 children 5 grand children many nieces & nephewss 3 brothers and 4 sisters work partners &. alot of family and friends who will miss him unconditionally! R I P Mi Padre.... Jeffrey Gustavo Simone 21/08/55 --> 05/12/2007 x

A Mothers Love
a son and his mother. are two worlds apart. but they both love each other. right from the start. as a very young boy. about two maybe three. i hugged my dear mother. as i sat on her knee. she came to my bedside. to read me a book. she showed that she loved me. with one simple look. as i grew even older. becoming a teen. my mother still loved me. but said i was mean. becoming a man. i reflect on it all. and my mother has been there. since before i could crawl. so mother i love you. with all of my soul. im glad that you raised me. you played a big role. dedicated to my mother. you may have passed on, but your still in my heart. i love you.........

The Master
The Master. Who is the Master? I am the Master. Many people may have a problem with what I type but a blog is to express One's feelings or what that person wishes. In My home, I am the KING, The Master. I have total control over what I own, and who submits to Me. Yes, I own a female submissive. she is proud to say I own her too. I have owned her for 6 years now. I have had as many as 4 females living under My roof at the same time. 2 were Mine, and 2 I was training to be a great submissive for their Master. God made woman for a rib of Adam. That makes woman an item placed on this earth to serve the Master and Mistress. This is were many both male and female start to fight words with Me. There is no fight, as it's My words, and My Life. I have heard both sides of the fight and yet I still believe in My lifestyle. The part that I always find is that so many females and males who are submissive try to stand up strong in front of others and friends. But get that submi

Memories
a memorie is sacred. so pure and so true. its with you forever. in all that you do. never forgotten. it seeds in your mind. sometimes it haunts you. sometimes its kind. the deep darkest secrets. that no one wil tell. are there in the shadows. of a memorie so well. if moments were minutes. and hours were days. then the thoughts of our memories. would soon fade away. so live for the present. forget not the past. and treat every memorie as if its the last.

Mystic-illusions.com
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Preschool
the laughter of children. and shuffling of feet. makes the firt day of preschool. almost complete. first there is pencils. then paper and crayons. with teachers and parents. both making thier plans. the teacer gets ready. as kids take thier seats. with so much to do. so many to meet. the class room is noisy. and scary at first. but it quickly gets better. before it gets worse. there are blocks there for building. and toys to have fun. so much excitement. the days just begun. then come the cookies. and juice box galore. the kids become smiling. and yearning for more. what started as fear. has ended in glee. the children discovered. how preschool will be.

Ashleigh
I said good bye to my sister when I moved down here to phoenix back before labor day weekend. Little did I know that it would be a final good bye. My sister passed away November 8, 2007. she was my baby sister. Always was. Her birthday was one day from mine. I was her hero. She is mine. She had such a rough life. Omg Ashleigh, baby, my Ashleigh. I miss you so much. Ashleigh was born May 2nd, 1976. when she was 3 years old she was ran over by our neighbor while out playing on my skateboard while I was at school. She was forever more paralyzed from the waist down. She was such a stubborn little shit. The dr’s gave her 20 years to live. She made it 25. it wasn’t always pretty. But she was. She had to fight. And fight. Just to be normal. She so wanted to just be normal. I remember her always wanting to follow her big brother wherever he went. Sometimes I would let her. Cuz she was so damn cute. She was my baby sister. I remember racing with her using only our hands, cuz she had to c

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These two boots of mine have brought me a long way Through rain and sunshine, Through badlands and better days Well I've seen a thousand faces, and I'll see a thousand more This life is a long journey- And it's not over that's for sure So just remember when you're lying With your back against the floor And someone yells surrender But you want to fight more Just remember that feeling Gonna keep you alive Get you over hurdles and through struggles in your life So life throws you a curve and you don't know if you'll survive You withdraw from yourself; your luck has taken a dive You think to yourself, Could this really be the end You try to find your faith, But it's gone like a lost friend So just remember when you're lying With your back against the floor And someone yells surrender But you want to fight more Just remember that feeling Gonna keep you alive Get you over hurdles and through struggles in your life

Pisces
AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CANT TOUCH TAURUS- THE BAD BOY OR GIRL (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not REPost CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart.

Hi All
Wow, this seems like quite a friendly community, Compaired to other's i've been on recently! 2 days in and i have meet some real groovy people. A big thanx to all you lovely people that have rated my pix, given me some most excellnt comments and offered me help when needed! Take care and speak to you all soon =)

Hello From A Litlle Wicca
Oh my my first blog........shivers..........how exciting..... I am lookig forward to celerbating Yule this year. It will my first Wiccan celebration..however it calls for going Sky clad (naked) and I am not exactly sure I want express myself to nature, naturally. lol. Not to mention it is getting pretty darn cold outside. I surely do not want frostbite on my.............toes :) Blessed be and I will let you know how it turns out

My Christmas Angel
Little christmas angel there atop the tree Another year gone by Again its you and me Dear little angel I have a wish this year One of compassion To stop lonely tears I don't need presents under my tree Nor do I need money Just believe in me My little angel Carry this wish high So maybe I'll find companionship This lonely christmas night It doesn't have to be love That grows in time Just someone to hold and share my mind A kindred spirit to look into my soul And say they believe in me And make me feel whole So little angel I trust you with this dream Bring another angel Who might care for me

Something About Me
was reading an old letter I had writen to an old GF and found this in there looking left looking right tossing turning through the night not a sight not a sound not a feeling not a touch open my eyes and your not by my side my ears hear no sound of your sweet breath my finger's not feeling your hair running between them my skin not feeling your soft touch this is every night this is every day every minute that your away I know I dont say it like I should and I dont always sound excited to hear your voice but I wanted to say Thank You For Loving Me Sometimes and now looking back actions say more then words but some times you still need to say whats in your heart

My Firs Time.. The Man In The Car
Tonight I did something that I use to just talk about doing. As I have stressed I am a very passionate and sexual person. I love to explore new ways to pleasure myself and others. So tonight with the help of a friend, I did it and you get to read about it.... so here it is..enjoy! It was a beautiful cool evening, a trip to the store to pick up cat food turned into a night of erotic passion. As I talked to a friend on the phone about the usual daily goings on, the subject turned into a sexual conversation. Walking to the car, I could feel the tingle in my body that told me I was feeling hot and ready to play. As our conversation picked up and we both were feeling very turned on. I told him I just couldn't wait to get home to touch myself and cum... as I sat back in my seat and unbuttoned my top to touch my hard nipples, I looked over and noticed someone two parking spots next to me reading a book. My friend said "let him watch you" I was nervous at first but he kept turning me on so

What The??????
Im just thinkn out loud but what is up with this??? we have this war going on ok cool. why did this war start? was it the distruction of the twin towers? I think not. Was it because the leader of that country had wepons of mass distruction? i think not. is it because our fine president wanted a war so he could play army? i think not. is it because our fine president wanted to apiese the country because of the twin towers desaster? i think not. is it truely a war on terror??? i think not. to get to the world thing. in this country we had something called a labor union. does any one know why they were formed? if you know that than where have they gone? companies are making record proffit and workers are making record low wage compaired to inflation.(dont be telln me there is no inflation yall know thats BS) and thats up with the credit cards and the way they handle intrest and payments. banks have a licence to steal. if your account is over drawn

If I Lay Here ...
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and

Christmas Poem - Bless Our Military
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I¡¯d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered

A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some t

Let's Say Thank You To The Troops
If you go to this web site, https://LetsSayThanks.com/ you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and then it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed service forces. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site.Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

To All My Friends...
To all my friend I love you guys. You all rock!!! I am going through a very hard time right now. I'm moving out and leaving by my husband's request. I don't know when and how long I will be on the net until I get everything settled. This is going to be hard for me so I hope you understand. Being with someone for ten years and have it fall apart is beyond heart breaking. But, I understand people grow apart. Right now my big decision is if I stay in Oklahoma or move back to Texas where my family is. I don't know which I want to do. I would miss my friends here. Yes, I love my family but, I wouldn't want to be a burden to them and live off them till I could get a job there. My very close friend will hear from me and I will let you know how I am doing along the way. I do believe things will look up. I'm trying to be a strong person through this but, I will admit I'm not doing a very good job. I'm at a loss right now and don't know up from down. Anyhow I don't want to ramble on and put the

Bulletins With Background
This tutorial is made for a lounge bulletin, this can be altered for any other bulletin needs. Top Text Here Bottom Text Here ******************************** INSTRUCTIONS #1 Replace Background Image URL Here with the URL for the Background Image (use the DIRECT LINK code from photobucket) #2 Replace lounge link here with the link to your lounge #3 Replace picture link here with the URL to the picture you want to link (use the DIRECT LINK code from photobucket) #4 Replace Top Text Here and Bottom Text Here with the text you want in your bulletin #5 Set your Font Size and Coloring ******************************** Font Size and Color Codes Font Size Only Font Color Only Font Size and Color ALWAYS END FONT SETTINGS WITH ******************************** Example Font Coding This is an example ******************************** You can get font color codes from: http://www.

I Want A Million Friends And Fans
OK IWANT TO TRY AND SEE IF I CAN GET A MILLION FRIENDS AND FANS SO IF YOU ARE A FEMALE OR MALE I DONT CARE I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT CAN BE DONE I HOPE EVEYONE WILL HELP ME OUT ON THIS ... SO THANK YOU IN ADVANCE I WILL RATE EVERYONE WHO HELPS ME OUT THANKS AGAIN DAVID

Oppe's Place
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Feel free to email replies.

Sammi Jo
Sammi Jo i love you to death babygirl, you leave this world i'll be nothing and i'll be so lost without u by my side... your the only person thats kept me around for this long...so your not leaving my side ever... even if i have to go down there and hold you and cry...jus to make u feel better..we've been through thick and thin together..and we're still as strong as ever..and it'll stay that way..and i dont think i'd be here without you..because you've kept me alive to this day..and if you died i'd go with you..and i dont think leaving me right now is gunna help either of us..bc were sisters and sisters stick together through everything...

Stuff
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother

Vitality
✠ I shall not allow this to be just another day. As I am fighting my way through life. My currant mind state is not one of comfort. I am fighting the beast, resisting the attempt to be devoured by the many undesirable happenings, all recent in this existence I call my life. ✠ I saw myself beginning to crumble this last night. The effects of these tragedies had begun to extirpate my strength of being. Consuming all that is me. Asphyxiation,, bound with ropes of my own senses; Touch-razor sharp jagged and unbound. Smell-sour, lingering. Taste-a bitter harshness. Sight-stained with tears, uncontrollably running down flushed skin, leaving trails of pain comparable to third degree burns, memories and fears. Sound-indistinct whistling and hums rapidly growing louder and undeniably deafening. Emotions ravaging me, the attempt to devitalize all that is within me. ✠

Bye To All
as ppl thats do know me i hate saying bye so when i say it i mean it ill be leaving fubar on friday i have met some great frends on here and for those who still want to know me pleae me you yim and ill get back to you take good care bye

Nsfw
Drawing a nice hot bubble bath I light the candles The scent of Vanilla fills the room, The only light is from several candles I have placed around the room I pull my hair up in a clip off my neck and slip out of my robe letting it fall to the floor, Slowly I step in the water as it is filling. Laying back and closing my eyes as the warmth of the water and bubbles envelop me. Thoughts of the day run through my head then thoughts of you creep into my mind as I start to relax and smile. Leaning up I reach to turn the water off The sliding shower door opens slowly as you get in behind me. I can feel your arms wrap around me pulling me back against you I reach up and touch your face with my hand, "mmmmm hey baby" purrs from my lips as I turn and lick your neck. Your hands slipping down my chest kneading my tits as you kiss my shoulders. I can feel your cock growing against my back. You pull my arms up behind your neck

Be With You
Since I seen you I want to be with you cause in your eyes I can see the skys and all the heavens and your my angle. And I just wish that the world would witness that all the joy that u make me feel b/c being with you I couldnt even see my self with another woman b/c when iam with u i dont think of nobdy else and nothing else matters so when u know who you are you will know that you will always be my shining star

Poems
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR L

Florida Beach Property For Sale
Florida Beach Property For Sale Beach Home For Sale - Cypress Circle Features/Amenities: * Community Room * Exercise Room * Gated Community * Pets Allowed * Picnic Area * Pool, Tennis * TV Cable * Stereo, 4 TV's, DVD Players, * furnished porch, full kitchen with utensils * stove, microwave, dishwasher, washer, dryer Maximum Occupancy: 10 Baths: 3.5 Rents from SUN to SUN (Terms as short as 2 nights available spring, winter and fall.) Rental Rates: Beginning 03/1 - $1,800.00 per week Beginning 05/27 - $2,500.00 per week Beginning 08/11 - $1,200.00 per week Beginning 11/2 - $1,000.00 per week Florida Beach Property For Sale, Florida Beach Property,

Naughty Santa
'Twas the night after Christmas, his duties were done. Now Santa was looking to have him some fun. His stockings were flung on the floor and the chair, And over the mantle his used underwear. Mrs. Claus was as nervous as a blushing college girl. Watching as Santa's desire did unfurl. "Oh take me, you big boy!" she started to shout. And Santa responded by whipping it out. Santa arose with a big booming clatter. He was horny as hell, his dick growing fatter. "Forget Donner and Blitzen, the elves and the toys. Show me what comes to very bad boys." From the front and rear, he gave it to her good, And squeezed her big boobies to bring him good wood. His face was all red. His heart threatened to stall, As his pearly white nog splattered the wall. "Oh Santa," she cried, with moans of delight. "Boys need to be naughty, to have a good night."

Prayer's And Thought's For My Mom
UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-26-2007) MEMORIAL SERVICE SET FOR JANUARY 5TH AT 2:00PM PST AT REAL LIFE CHRISTIAN CHURCH, CORNELIUS OREGON. UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-21-2007) MOM PASSED AWAY AT 3:00PM PST. SHE HAD A PEICEFULL DEATH. THE EVENING BEFORE SHE WAS IN PAIN. BUT ON FRIDAY SHE DID NOT NEED ANY PAIN MEDICATION AND WAS SLEEPING PIECEFULLY AND AT 3:00PM JUST STOPPED BREATHING. WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO PRAYED FOR MY MOM AND THE FAMILY AND ALL OF YOU WHO KEPT HER AND THE FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS. PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP THE FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. FLY(ALAN) UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-20-2007) JUST FOUND OUT TONIGHT THE DOCTOR TOLD MY DAD THAT MY MOM MAY ONLY HAVE 1 1/2 TO 2 DAYS LEFT TO LIVE. WENT AND SAW HER TONIGHT BUT SHE WAS SLEEPING. SHE TOOK SOME PAIN MEDICATION THAT PUTS HER TO SLEEP. jUST LOOKING AT HER I CAN SEE SHE IS VERY WEAK AND THAT SHE IS DYING. SHE WENT TO LOOKING LIKE SHE WAS IN HER 70'S TO LATE 90'S IN JUST A FEW DAYS. SHE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT AL

Place Your Bid
Who Wants To Fu Own Me All you have to do is follow the link bellow. Everything I am offering the winning bidder is also listed bellow. So please stop by and show me some love by placing your bid. And who knows if you win i may throw in a few extras.

Baby Boy
i had a wonderful son on oct 16 of 2007. i didnt think that i could love someone as much as i love him. i love spending time with him holding him feeding him. i will say i do miss him being in my belly.

Whats The Point...
Seriously, what is the point of a 1 through 10 rating system if everybody just gives everybody else a 10 or 11? 1 should be bad, 5 should be indifferent, and ten should be the best thing you've ever seen. The worst part is people taking if serious. If I give you lower than a ten please don't get pissed. I just think 1 through 9 are feeling neglected and need some attention.

Research Says
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Very Interesting Facts
VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossib

From A Dear Friend
My dear friend Brent wrote this.....please stop by his page and leave a comment on his page. http://fubar.com/user/736166 Please keep in mind that our soldiers see far more than we realize. in my mind this all a dream,a non-fiction dream which does not end. as young men age i see good men die.i pray this dream would end. with thease four walls in the still of night the voices yell go and fight most dreams merely come and go but this stays as my foe,a memory that fails to fade forever burning like an endles flame.voices yell and choppers fly. how i wish this dream would die.

To All The Girls Who....
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the

Soldier Christmas Watch
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o

X-mas
To sit thear in X-MASS morning with your loved ones to watch you lilttle one open thear gifts left under the tree from sana to play in the snow to eat xmass cookins to feel the wormth in your kids hearts as thay kiss u hug u telling u how much thay love what thay got thaths the real xmass for me

Girl Language
Girl Language If i don't call you- it's because im waiting for you to call me When i walk away from you mad-follow me When i stare at your mouth- kiss me When i push you or hit you-grab me and don't let go When i start cussing at you-kiss me and tell me you love me When i am quiet- Ask me whats wrong When i ignore you-give me your attention When i pull back-pull me back When you see me at my worst-tell me im beautiful When you see me start crying-hold me and tell me everything will be alright When you see me walking-sneak up and hug my waist from behind When im scared-protect me When i lay my head on your shoulder-tilt my head up and kiss me When i grab at your hands- hold mine When i tease you-tease me back and make me laugh When i don't answer for a long time-reassure me that everything is okay When i look at you with doubt-back yourself up When i say that i like you- i really do more than you could understand When i bump int

Bitch
Bitch When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to

New Love
I do not know you well, but what I know Enchants me, like a song sung far away. I cannot hear the words, but what they say Hangs softly on the hills where I must go. I see you furtively and note your eyes, Hazel and dreamy, your spirit half elsewhere; I note the sheen of your dark, lustrous hair And wish I knew your thoughts and shared your cries. This love brings me sweet pain, but I want more, Driven by a dream I can't control. I want the truth of you, untamed and whole; In frantic hope I haunt your open door.

Life
I'm a single mother in the mist of raising a preteen daughter whos age is 12. Life can be demanding at times especially when you also have a 2yr old son right on your heels. I embrace every day as a journey through the unknown. As I navigate through I remind myself time is unique, precious and very significant not only for me but my daughter as well. She is sorting out who she is and who she wants to become. She is taking shape in every imaginable way-body, mind, and soul. I'm worring about the role I will play in her life as all these changes take place during a few short years as she becomes a woman. When she was younger, she spent her time playing with dolls-but now, I find her and her girlfriends trying on makeup and picking out bras in magazines. One minute she is on edge with excitement, the next, stopped dead in her tracks by fear-only to bust out in hysterical laughter, and then betrayed by her tears. Hormones, well, that is something we as woman all deal with. Like crying for

Things From Me
Since my HS graduation this past June I’ve had my eye on this girl…Sara. Sara and I had been in the same classes for most of our school years. I had never really noticed her until Sr. Gym class… I had watched Sara exercise and work out in the skimpiest of gym outfits. Sara is blonde and was the most beautiful and sexy cheerleader in our class. All the boys in school were constantly trying to get into her pants, and to be honest with you, my own heart would literally do a flip flop imagining what it would be like to squeeze and suck on her large breasts that were constantly peeking out through the top of the tight T-shirts she wore. Watching her strut her stuff up and down the halls, I spent many a moment in deep thought, picturing in my mind, the utter thrill of parting her long, lean legs and caressing her with my tongue. I lived for the day the opportunity might arise to show her the value of a feminine touch… To me, Sara seemed to know the score, and I was positive that none

Whos Naughty
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Blonde Joke Of Day
BLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY!!!! Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!' The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!'

Sexmas Contest
DRUNK1'S SEXMAS CONTEST! THE NAUGHTIEST AND BEST SANTA COSTUME... AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WIN THIS.. SO PUT ON YOUR COSTUME, AND SNAP THAT PICTURE, PREFERABLLY I WANT IT TO BE YOU, BUT IF YOU ARE TO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT IDEA, JUST GET A PIC OF A SEXY SANTA.. AND YOU CAN USE THAT!!! --OR-- CONTEST WILL BE JUDGED BASED ON COMMENTS AND RATES... YOU KNOW THE DRILL, 1 RATE EQUALS 10 COMMENTS, AND 1 COMMENT OF COURSE EQUALS ONE COMMENT.. DURRR! THE CONTEST WILL GO ON FOR EXACTLY 1 MONTH, IT WILL BEGIN DECEMBER 14TH AND RUN UNTIL JAN 14. TO QUALIFY, YOU MUST HAVE A SEXY SANTA COSTUME.. AND IT WILL HAVE TO BE SFW!!! ONLY SERIOUS ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED!! SO DONT MESS AROUND! ALL ENTRIES WITH A MINIMUM OF 10,000 COMMENTS WILL RECIEVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT AT THE POINT WHEN THE REACH 5,000 COMMENTS. FOR EVERY 5,000 COMMENTS AFTER THAT, ANOTHER GIFT WILL BE GIVEN TOP PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1st PRIZE WITH A MINIMUM OF 100,000 COMMENTS WILL BE A HAPPY HOUR!!

Studio 54 Mod Reference And Training
-Ok first off Tiffany and Myself would like to say to all new Mod's/Bouncers ...please Remember YOU represent US as in Tiffany and myself to ALL of FUBAR.Don't make or let personal problems enter our Lounge.Enjoy and have Fun.This is a place to escape the Drama and BS outside (Holy Ground) RULES!!! GOLDEN RULE..If you shout box me about any lounge issues other that the MUSIC Players going down.You will LOSE your MOD Status.I don't care nor have time for your personal problems with other lounge members or STAFF.Re-read the TOP of this Training BLOG ! 1. We allow swearing at something or a situation NOT a person 2 No Spamming DELETE THE COMMENTS warn them about the Offense,if they continue Silence them. 3 The (three step rule) -1st warn them about and offensive remarks, -2nd Last warning -3rd You have the option to SILENCE,EJECT or BAN them.( The First two would probably be the best option) 4 Please DO NOT ADD STUDIO 54 Bouncer to y

For You
When you think, In your quiet moments, Do you think of me? Am I in your mind more constantly? Or, is it just the image of me, that runs through your head instead? I want to be the one you turn you to; when you need comfort and love. I want to be your joy in bed. I want to be everything that you need. The one you always turn to; Your partner in love. Your partner in life. Not just an image running thru your head, but in your life by your side. And when you cry I want to hear your screams and dry your eyes from deep inside to hug an hold and console your soul.

Biking
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate ou

Soon To Love
I don't expect you soon to love me, Nor are my own feelings clear. Passion is the ornate entrance To a world we crave and fear. We cannot know where this will take us, Nor whether we will ride for long, But pleasure is the overture That flows into the larger song. So come with me with open mind And heart, and we the time will prove With laughter and with joy unfettered, And, perhaps, someday with love.

Although We Have To Be Apart
Although we have to be apart, We'll always be together, Close enough in mind and heart To manage any weather. Reality is often bleak, But love remains inside A glass house on a mountain peak, The wintry world beside. Love can build its own four walls And heat its own small room. Through icy winds and blinding squalls, Love can be in bloom. Though continents drift far downstream And mountains disappear, And life dissolve into a dream, Our love will still be here, You'll turn, and I'll be here.

It's Rhonda's Birthday!
Show Rhonda some birthday love. It's her birthday!! Drop by and give her much love...she's an awesome friend and person. ~*?*~Rhonda aka "RaRa"~*?*~ says Happy Hump Day!!! :D@ fubar Much love from Stay at Home Mom Year of the Dragon JJ250 and all your friends on FuBar.com Hugs and such

Dreams Do Come True
Dreams do come true, but only when They make it through despair, Limping into everyday Transformed beyond repair. No dream would be a dream if it Could pass for something real, Nor would we sail for paradise Would it its shoals conceal. So it is with love: the dream Long longed for, now possessed, Must be a dream no longer, but An emperor undressed. Stark naked it must come to us In unaccustomed shame, And we must take it in our arms And love it all the same. And we must love love as it is That dreams might still come true, Mangled into miracles To make our lives anew.

Kell
Hey whats up? I'm just bored and thought what the hell I'll put something on here. how's the weather in San Diego? anyone? SUNNY!!!!!!! what the FUCK do you think the weather is there. well I live in Oregon and its raining like always. So have a great day and write me something.

Spina Bifida
What is Spina Bifida? Spina bifida (SB) is a neural tube defect (a disorder involving incomplete development of the brain, spinal cord, and/or their protective coverings) caused by the failure of the fetus's spine to close properly during the first month of pregnancy. Infants born with SB sometimes have an open lesion on their spine where significant damage to the nerves and spinal cord has occurred. Although the spinal opening can be surgically repaired shortly after birth, the nerve damage is permanent, resulting in varying degrees of paralysis of the lower limbs. Even when there is no lesion present there may be improperly formed or missing vertebrae and accompanying nerve damage. In addition to physical and mobility difficulties, most individuals have some form of learning disability. The three most common types of SB are: myelomeningocele, the severest form, in which the spinal cord and its protective covering (the meninges) protrude from an opening in the spine; meningocele in w

Have You Ever Wondered?
Have you ever wondered, how bees take nectar and make it into honey, How trees are made into paper, and paper into money. How your body makes you sneeze, And how we can feel, but can't see a breeze. How the sun is so far away, yet we feel the heat, How we can be so full and in a short while we need to eat. How our brains function, and we just get up and walk, How are tongue is what allows us to talk. How a little bird knows how to fly when it leaves the nest, How our bodies are so active, and suddenly we need to rest. How we lay down at night, and put ourselves to sleep, How dreams are allowed in our minds to creep. How part of the brain says sleep, go on out, How the other part of the brain tells our organs to move about. How our emotions are stirred and we can cry, How we suddenly become happy and the tears are dried. How we seem to be 'oh so fine,' And instantly we can be half out of our mind. How one day you have a friend, and one day you don't, How sometimes peo

Shameful Pride
A foolish man With shameful pride Eyes full of tears But he never cries. Memories flood him Of time he held his head high This man of course Is no other than I. The love I lost Left far behind Shall haught forever Til the end of time The love you showed Was that of which stories are told This love was mine To cherish and hold Forever together Is what you were told With my arms wrapped around you In a passionate hold. Our love was pure Came straight from the heart Our souls intertwined Never meant to part Afraid to be hurt Like so many times before Unable to escape the past Unwilling to bear the pain I left my angel With no reasons why My still aches From the pain deep inside Scared, I ran Feelings empty inside My nights are lonely I want to cry A foolish man With shameful pride Eyes full of tears But

How Did You Know
How did you know I needed guidance To help me through the day How did you know I needed kindness To take the pain away How did you know I needed a hand To show me the way How did you know I needed a smile To reassure me through the day How did you know I needed to be told That life can be so grand How did you know I needed courage To make an honest stand How did you know I needed to laugh To take away the sadness How did you know I needed to share To spread my world with gladness How did you know I needed wisdom So I will learn to reach How did you know I needed a voice So that I may also teach How did you know I needed love then the answer came to me... Because you are my friend and that will always be

I Died A Death
I died a death but stayed alive In phantom's likeness I survive Alive, yet dead, I walk alone In rooms with walls as cold as stone I lived a life and dreamed a dream And loved the life you lived with me Then in the whisper of a breath You left, and then I died a death Though dead I live, I cannot part From love that lives within my heart Within my sorrow I must strive To keep my hope and faith alive For all the love that I would give I surely would prefer to live To be content, not to survive But feel my spirit come alive You slowly took your final breath 'Twas me, my dear, who died a death

Breathless
Is there anything that you don't do? Is there anything that you don't say That doesn't take my breath away? The way you laugh And the way you cry It fills me up so deep inside The way you smile The way you care It fills me up everywhere From your gentle touch from the hands that I hold To your subtle laugh from the jokes that I told. The way you're afraid when I go away. The way you ask me if everything's okay. All I do is think about the things I'd like to say But I can never tell you Because everything you do, and everything you say takes my breath away

So Beautiful
You are more beautiful than anything I've ever seen, But that is not the only reason I'm so keen. You have a beautiful personality, It has its own originally. You have the most beautiful deep brown eyes, They are beautiful because they have no disguise. You have beautiful, luscious lips, Even better when they eclipse. You have a beautiful soft face, So beautiful, I would never replace. You have a beautiful touch, So beautiful, I want it so much. You have a beautiful kiss, So beautiful, I would never, ever want to miss. I think this is a becoming a beautiful love, The kind only sent from above. These are reasons you are such a beautiful friend, I hope we will be together til the very end.

Missing You
I've been living my alone trying to get you out of my life but after all this time I can't help myself but miss you You're once a dream that came true an illusion that turned to reality but suddenly, things turned differently the way they used to be until such time I have no choice but to let you go You're the reason for my sleepless nights cause you keep staying' on my mind I can't help myself from crying coz I'm missing you so much All the pain & sadness are bound inside my heart all the memories are still preserve in my mind I miss you so much cause I can't hide the fact that I'm still in love with you My life will never be the same again now that you're gone I'll be trapped in this loneliness forever unless a girl like you will bloom into my life again....

For The Guys...
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Leaving For A While
Well my beloved Fubar, i veave for a while and dont know when i return....Babyjesus [please dont delete me...lol....Thank u everyone who supports the troops.....U keep it up, and we'll keep u all safe. Love ya all. Avaitor

Fubuck
I was wondering if nobody is using their Fubucks at this moment if maybe u could donate some to poor lil ole me! I wont use them on alcohol or cigarettes.... I was actually thinkin with a lil help from my friends I could be on a spotlight in like a year from now! So I can shovel some snow, or do some landscaping and uhhh...thats about all the talents I have lol But anyway....So instead of buying a gift if u can send me a few bucks that would be awesome! Thanks bunches anything helps! Luvz ya, ~Cindy

Swinging
Is monogamy natural? For some couples it is. For others, monogamy results in a very unnatural, confining relationship. Many psychologists, counselors and other experts agree that for some couples, a more open relationship works, and works well. How is it that many people in our society who have never tried swinging will accept, forgive and sometimes even encourage a friend who is lying to their spouse and having an affair, yet judge a swinger as a bad person even when they participate in these activities with the total consent and participation of their mate. It seems to be a bit of a double standard. I have seen very few affairs and almost no divorces. It just isn't common in this lifestyle. When you enter a swing club for the first time, you may have many preconceived notions about what kind of people go to "these kinds of places." What you will find in most swing clubs will surprise you. Most swingers are nice, normal people, just like you. You probably already know someone who

Haters An Downrater's Beware
=== 'NAUGHTY LIL ELF aka Poeticheart*Co-owner of Magikal Seductions*FuWifey and R/L GF to WickedWitch~L.U' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-05 09:10:08'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The 69th Precinct is open for business and ready to protect !!! > > Are you tired of Downraters degrading you? Are you tired of the DRAMA that occurs? Sick and tired of perverts harassing you and pushing you around? Want something done about it? Now you can!! The 69th Pct. is open and ready to protect and serve! How do you get there? It's simple.....Click on the pic below! > > > > > > > > > Come let us PROTECT you at > 69th Precinct > Where Bullsh*t is not tolerated > and family is honored!!! > > > > > > >

Why Does Being Hoenst Have To Hurt So Bad
YESTERDAY I SAID THE HONEST TRUTH TO THE MAN I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND ITS KILLING ME . I'M NOT ONE TO LIE IM STRAIGHT UP I WILL TELL IT LIKE IT IS , I WISH , IT COULD BE GOOD BUT ITS NOT, I SAID IN MY HEART I DON'T SEE MOM GETTING BETTER , THAT THE CHEMO IS GOIN TO MAKE HER SICK LOST HER HAIR , IT HAS SPREAD TO HER LEFT LUNG , I WISH IT COULD BE HAPPY NEWS BUT , I WORK WHERE ITS HARDLY THE GOOD , AND IT IS JUST , SO , HARD TO BE WHOM IM , SINCE THEN , HE EXCEPTS THE TRUTH I TOLD HIM . I WISH , IT WAS , SO HARD TO SAY WHAT I TRUELY FEEL AND IT MADE ME HURT SO . CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Kids
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

Funny Stuff
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a qui ck-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed ano

Blah 2
Here's the 21st Century Tawana Brawley.. This is one that should be passed on!! Crystal Gail Mangum For over a year, we've seen the faces of the alleged DUKE rapists. Now, it's time to see the face of their accuser, CRYSTAL GAIL MANGUM! We want REV. AL SHARPTON to get Crystal Gail Mangum to come on his radio program. We want Sharpton to browbeat Mangum, insist that she issue apologies. After she does, we want Sharpton to insist that apologies aren't enough. We want JESSE JACKSON to stage a protest. We want MATT LAUER to grill Mangum on the Today show. We want JULIAN BOND to demand that charges be brought against Mangum. Think of what Seligmann, Evans, and Finnerty have been through. Let's get some perspective. The nation has obsessed over the Imus thing and the horror that the Rutgers team endured. The outrage over Imus' remarks has reached a boiling point. What about the horror that the Duke lacrosse team endured? Will similar media atte

Present
The Christmas Pageant My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children

Written By A Marine
I got this as a post on myspace and I was just moved by it so I wanted to post it here. Thanks for reading. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF W

Letting Go
I'm letting you go today. I'm walking away. I'm not looking back. We had some good times. We have had a lot of laughs. I will never forget the feel of your arms around me. I will never forget the sound of your voice. I will never forget everything you did for me. I will miss my rock that has been there for so long. I will miss you just showing up out of no where. I will miss our long talks. I will even miss our silly arguments. But I have to let go of you today. I have to because I love you so much. I need to walk away for my sake and the sake of my kids. You will always be a part of my life, a part of me. But I am taking my soul back today. What was once yours for so long, is no longer. What I lost to you 15 yrs ago, is now mine once again. To heal, to move on, to be able to JUST be friends, I have to take it back. Mayb e, in some future date down the road, we can try again. But not now, not after everything that has happened. I love you and always will, but I ha

Working
I just wanted to let everyone Know That I have a new temp. job and won't be on as much. I am working a seasonal position at Toy "R" Us overnights till Christmas, for some extra money. I love you all an miss ya bunches and haven't been around as much. So I haven't disappeared. Just working alot. I'll be back soon. Love ya and Hope ya'll have a very Merry Christmas, love ya Laree

Life
It's 4 AM , I just held my daughter while she balled on my shoulder, her best friend of 4 years, father has just passed on to heaven, she is unable to get the veiw of the last look of him out of her head, on a rotating bed to keep the blood flowing a hole in his lungs and pretty much a vegi with is eyes wide open with no blinking, this was at 7 45 pm, This was a good man with a huge heart, My day will be rough today as I mourn with the family , Please say a prayer for them to get them by through out this rough time in life, Thank you!!!! I will now go continue to comfort my baby girl!

Applications....
~~Boyfriend Application~~ 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Person

Lyrics To My Favorite Song...
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there’s just one left ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore One my knees, I’ll ask Last chance for one last dance ‘Cause with you, I’d withstand All of hell to hold your hand I’d give it all I’d give for us Give anything but I won’t give up ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay ‘Cause I needed

How To Tell How A Man Makes Love...
You can tell how a man makes love... A man and a woman were about to go into his house after the first date, and before he could open his door, the woman said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." The man says, "Well, give me some examples." The woman proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then the woman said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" The man proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

The Kind Of Girl I Am
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And e

His Panther's Purrs
I'll keep this one clean I guess for now, but keep checking back in, as I write some of my erotica, I'll put teasers up here with the link to where I post my stories... Have a great day y'all!!!

Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds as

The Airport
Yesterday, this was my home, Her clothes, her perfume, sound of her voice. The sun rises, rays of light fill the room, A dread so deep, my soul begins to shake. Staring at the clock, ticking away, A closet I see, empty and bare, hangers sway. The day ends near, shadows grow, Together we sit, each moment so precious, words so few. Friends stop by, hugs, and warm smiles, Stories told, pictures taken, this moment frozen in time. The road so black, not many miles to go, The blinker clicks, one turn to go. Cars, lights, the roar of pending fate, Luggage out, tickets checked, the time is here. For a moment, all is stopped, a calm settles deep within, Endless memories, the times we shared. I take her in my arms, warm and close, All my strength, I look in her eyes. A kiss so bitter sweet, filled with hope and sadness, She turns, walks to the door, disappears. As I stand there, frozen in time, Hearts pounding, a pain so deep. Into the night, yello

Why Is It Men Get Move Up So Slow
I think the women don't search and add men like the men try to do I challange the women on my friends like to search their friends friends and family list and invite the men on their list then have them search yours !!

Christmas Facts Part 1
Hot cockles" was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times. It was a game in which the other players took turns striking the blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering each blow. "Hot cockles" was still a Christmas pastime until the Victorian era. "White Christmas" (1954), starring Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, was the first movie to be made in Vista Vision, a deep-focus process. "The Nutcracker" is the name for the ballet performed around Christmas time each year. "The Nutcracker Suite" is the title of the music Tchaikovsky wrote. "Wassail" comes from the Old Norse "ves heill"--to be of good health. This evolved into the tradition of visiting neighbors on Christmas Eve and drinking to their health. A Christmas club, a savings account in which a person deposits a fixed amount of money regularly to be used at Christmas for shopping, came about around 1905. A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with

Christmas Facts Part 2
New York City's Empire State Building's world famous tower lights are turned off every night at midnight with the exception of New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and St. Patrick's Day, when they are illuminated until 3 a.m. On Christmas Day, 1989, Eastern Europe was permitted to celebrate Christmas freely and openly for the first time in decades. Church masses were broadcast live for the first time in history. One Norwegian Christmas custom begins in late autumn at harvest time. The finest wheat is gathered and saved until Christmas. This wheat is then attached to poles made from tree branches, making perches for the birds. A large circle of snow is cleared away beneath each perch. According to the Norwegians, this provides a place for the birds to dance, which allows them to work up their appetites between meals. Just before sunset on Christmas Eve, the head of the household checks on the wheat in the yard. If a lot of sparrows are seen dining, it is

I'n Going To Hit My Head Against A Freakin Wall Here!
There is noone on, at least noone that is currently talking to me. My myspace is all screwed up for some reason, can't get into anything, so I can't talk to my friends on there. So waht the hell am I supposed to do on here today? Stare at the fucking screen? GRRRRR

My Crazy Dream
ok, so i came home from work, took some cold medicine..after all it IS cold season...fell asleep for about 90 minutes..and during that time i managed to have a dream...that was a cross between the shows i've watched over the last few days...an 80's ah ha *hope you know who that is because i'm not explaining* video..REALLY great sex in the shower with a totally hot guy..who i have no recollection of ever seeing anywhere *no i have not been watching porn* and denim capri's *which i do own *..working at a bar/nite club with wood floors and purple walls and for some reason a shower in the middle of it all..*hence the great sex* and getting fired by some italian guy..ALL the while...as i have..a new york accent *i do not currently have an accent of any kind*?? did i do that bad of a job serving ...as ordered by the asian gal who was sitting with two pretty good lookin' guys...black wine and ice water from a cold tap?,,i even remember getting my first paycheck $385.74 and one of the bouncers

How The Grinch Smoked Christmas
Now the Who’s down in Whoville had really good pot But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. He’d scraped out the resin that stuck to his bowl And re-rolled all the roaches that he could re-roll. And there with the winter snow freezing his bones He sat on his mountain-top starting to Jones His eyes were all bleary his head it was sore And all he could think of was trying to score. I can see them all now with their heads all a spinnin’ Their eyes are half open; they’re stupidly grinnin’. They’ve drawn their Who draperies across their Who blinds they’ve stoked up their Who bongs they’re out of their minds. They’ve burned out their brain cells with fat sticks of Tai; And Panama Red; it brings tears to my eyes. There’s gooey black hash that they’ve burned under glass And skunky Hawaiian; man this just burns my ass. They’ve munched out on nachos, on pretzels, on chips; they’ve dipped them in mustard. . .they’ve dipped them in dips. They’ve zoned ou

The Marine
marine coprs will be my way of life soon..but not now all the bs i went through all the bs im going through and all the bs i will go through is worth it...for almost a year now ive busted my ass in rain and snow in blistering heat and darkness i even pt with service men and women...and out perform them in every way...but still not yet a marine...if i can do all that and im still a poolee wonder what'll happen when i get that ega

The Heart Doesn't Lie
Have you ever been in a situation and you had no idea what to do? Such as being in a relationship and yet knowing you are not happy. All you want is to be happy and live again. I just got this to say...Follow your heart. The heart never lies or decieves you. Your brain may be telling you one thing because the other person may be very good at talking you into things their way or whatnot, but the heart can not be swayed. No one can control what the heart feels. No one can tell your heart to change. NO ONE!! You can apply this to anything in your life...your heart is the one true thing in your body that would never let you down or lead you in the wrong direction. Please, follow your heart and don't be swayed into something you don't want. Be happy and live for YOU and not for someone or something else. Life is too short!

Apologize
This song fits my mood so well right now :0). I'm holdin' on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground. And I'm hearin' what you say, But I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me, Then you go and cut me down... But wait... You tell me that you're sorry, Didn't think I'd turn around... And say... [Chorus] That it's too late to apologize. It's too late... I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Yeah! [Verse 2] I'd take another chance, Take a fall, take a shot for you. I need you like a heart needs a beat, But it's nothin' new. I loved you with a fire red, Now it's turnin' blue... And you say... Sorry, like an angel Heaven let me think was you... But I'm afraid... [Chorus] It's too late to apologize. It's too late. I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Whoa! [Interlude] [Chorus] It's too late to apologize. It's too late. I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. It's too late to apologize.

A Definition Of Love
Love suffers long. Love is kind; it is not jealous. Love does not brag and is not puffed up; it does not behave unbecomingly and does not seek its own things; it is not provoked and does not take account of evil; it does not rejoice because of unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; it covers all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Taken from the New Testament 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 The verses above are the Bible’s definition of love. Isn’t this beautiful, don’t you desire to have this kind of love? I do! I have been around long enough to know what is best and that is what I choose. So I like to give the opportunity to others who may not have

Finding Jesus
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right backup. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Friend Zone
Don't look at me, unless you wanna see, the truth behind these eyes. What you don't know, what I can't show, is that I'm living one big lie. And I can't take watchin' the mistakes you make with other men. Sometimes I think, yeah I contemplate every now and then Is sayin you're my world, baby be my girl, but I never follow through. I just stay a friend, until the end, waitin' for you to... Pour your sorrow into me 'Cause you know that I can take it. I smile to help you cope with pain Even though I have to fake it. Do my best to treat you right While I watch you chase the bad guy. I can't help shaking my head Every time I've listened to you cry. Tell me how bad your life is When I'm the one who stays alone I can't believe you've banished me. To a life within the friend zone. I love the way you stare at me like it's a revelation. That guys out there, most don't care 'bout nothin but penetration. And then in spite of all the fights you've had with all those losers,

Surveys
Sex Sex and more SexTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this survey if you openly talk about sexWhat is it that you absolutely need sexually? ExcitmentWhat is something you have always wanted to try? shurgs I have done damn near everythingWhat is something you have never done in bed before? Only the disgusting shitWhat time of day do you like to have sex? all timesWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A confident womanHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about that longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Excited more so if they were in the same roomWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not reallyHave you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not yesWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about? PenisDo you have any sexual regrets? Nope I regret nothingIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back? no that is a sinHow Important is sex in your life? VeryHow Important is love in

Life12
I am worn out! Yesterday, I headed to San Francisco with Peter to buy my new car. I was very excited and anxious since I had picked out a color (colour) that I had never seen before. As soon as I saw the car I knew that I made the right choice! It is so beautiful, it is gray on the outside and black leather on the inside. It looks so nice with that combination. They took my car (Honda) out for a drive to get an estimate for a trade in value. Peter and I were worried that they were going to try to buy my Honda for little money. They were gone for a long time so it was making me a little nervous. I also left them no gasoline in the car either! hahaha So when they finally came up with a figure for my car, he walked over and said $20,000.00 which is a great trade in value for my car! We were both shocked they were giving me that much for my car. It was in really good condition and only 20,000 miles on it. I thought it was only 20 months old but it was actually almost 3 yea

"33"
Well, I must say that I am truly overwhelmed with all of the birthday love that I have received, not only today but for the last few days! It all started Saturday morning when I woke up to this VIP that was given to me by Laurie... Then the beautiful bulletins started...*giggles*...(special thanks for creating them goes out to Laurie, Deb, SexySissy, Kirsten & YOTD). I love you guys and you know it! ALL of these bulletins were reposted and of course one was sticky and I can not begin to tell you how many people have stopped by and said hi, sent me birthday wishes...so many and I just want to thank you all. I know that so far, or at least I think I have thanked everyone up until the last hour but I've been working hard to return all the love and anyone who knows me knows that I will continue until I have returned all love! :D I truly have some GREAT friends!! And to think that I thought I was going to spend my birthday alone (yeah, I'm all alone on my

Effin Idiots!!!
Why is it that when your nice to someone it automatically gets misconstrued as flirting? Just because I say Hi DOES NOT mean I want to sleep with you! If I call you sure as hell dont mean its a booty call!!! Whatever happened to being JUST FRIENDS???? Does that not exist anymore? OMG!! Some people really should get a LIFE outside of the net.

Send A Soldier Some Luv!
Go to this site... http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html Choose a card and personalize it by adding a message, your name, and hometown. Hit "Send". Xerox will then print your card and send it to a U.S. military serviceman or woman who is serving overseas. Show them how much they mean to us during this holiday season. Posted earlier by ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~' ^SOUTHERN HERITAGE & INDIAN PRIDE ^

Kuntrygurl's Thoughts
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. Aftera while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue...salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys......smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the