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Poetry
YOU TOUCH MY HEART SEEING THE OLD AND NEW SCARS YOU WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR WITHOUT THOUGHT OF MY PAIN I WELCOME YOUR COMFORTING TOUCH AND SOOTHING WORDS I OPEN UP AND SUBMIT MYSELF TO YOU YOU SEEK OUT AND SCORCH EVERY INCH OF MY BEING WITHOUT THOUGHT OR CAUTION I LET YOU INSIDE YOU EXPLORE AND FIND YOUR TARGET EMBEDDING YOURSELF INTO MY HEART LIKE AN INFECTION FEEDING I TAKE UR ABUSE DUE TO BEING USE TO IT YOU TRY TO DRAG ME DOWN AND DEGRADE MY EVERY BEING YOUR CHILDISH GAMES ARE USELESS WHY WASTE YOUR TIME AND TRY? WHEN YOU CAN'T BREAK WHATS ALREADY BROKEN

Funny!!
TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all.. 13.. "Could you write a

I Did It
i have known this man for 13 yrs. off and on we have been together. we have 2 girls. finaily we got married. it made me so happy to be next to his side. i'm having trouble w/ it all now. (wow) everytime i want to spend time together as a family, he always ends up doin his thing. witch is fine with me but what the fuk. im here at home doing my duities as a mom and now as a wife im ok with that,, but hay i need him here at home to as well. Well i guess im being childish...................that i want my man home with me. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// this feels like in a way that we shouldn't have done this, but damn i have been waitting for so long for this ........ i know every man needs there space ,but DONT STAND THERE in my face and say ur going to be home all day AND HAVE A FAMILY DAY .then opps i gotta go ,,,,fuck that and fuck this.......thats how i feel right now . i know well i hope that things get better. but for now THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

Perfect Creation
Two beautful legs, so long and so slender, round, slim and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the desire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, and two dreamy eyes just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for man to make his heart sing... Then He added a mouth... And ruined the whole darn thing!!!!

Check Out My Best Friend
Check her out she hot,she friendly and she returns all love So go stop by her page and Rate,fan, and add her you wont be sorry Ecuadorian Goddess-Fan Before You Add--After Hours Greeter---Sgt.Raider Fu-Wife@ fubar

Lol
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New Attitude!
As some of u may have noticed I deleted all my old blogs and changed my page. I woke up today on the RIGHT side of the bed for a change and now see my life a lot different then I have in a very long time! All the old blogs were only a part of the person I was becoming and I didnt like that person! I had to re-evaluate a lot of who I was and who I want to become. As u all know, my life for the past year was a roller coaster of emotions, and the end of 2007 was the hardest time for me. Many things that were locked away for so long all came pouring out at once, many things I never wanted to deal with was now thrown at me and I had to face it all alone, noone would be able to help me but myself even though I kept reaching out to some people for help I now know that I had to do it alone. I am so sorry to the people I reached out to who couldnt help me, and I am so sorry to have added to a lot of confusion in some peoples lives. I truly see things so much better now but I do feel the need to

I'm Sorry =(
Turn your speakers on and turn 'em up loudd.i bet guys WILL repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like shit &

My Love
My friend was the kind of friend that would be there for you if you needed him and never complained about it. He made me feel like i was the most wonderful person in the world and made the earth spin off its axis's, but things got a little shakey and we parted ways. I think about him all the time and wonder how he's doing and if he's taking care of himself and so forth. The nights were really bad, wanting him, needing him, wanting to go places where we went before, but could never cause he's not here. Wondering if he found someone else to take my place, and hoping that she's treating him good, cause i really want that for him, and then out of the blue he calls me and those feelings that i thought were gone resurface, like a vengence. Taking me to memories that i have buried deep inside and never wanted to resurface again. Hearing his voice sent shivers up and down my spine, cause he has that kind of voice that makes you just sigh with longing, wanting to feel his arms around me, his

Mumm Commenter's
THE PEOPLE THAT LEAVE RUDE ASS COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR MUMMS,THESE PEOPLE REALLY DON'T MUST NOT HAVE A GOOD LIFE,AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE FOR SHIT,THEY NEED TO STOP BRINGIN PEOPLE DOWN,SOME OF THESE MUMMS ARE PERSONAL,AND SOME OF THEM ARE NOT,ITS OK,SOMETIMES,BUT I DON'T SEE THEM WRITIN A MUMM,DUMB-ASSES,IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE A STRAIGHT UP COMMENT,DON'T COMMENT AT ALL,STOP JUDGIN EVERYBODY,THEIRS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN JUDGE YOU,AND THATS GOD.

Like Or Dis Like?
Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

Ultimate Naughty Quize?
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

Leavin Fubar
Ok due to my health issue i can't keep up with Myspace and 360 and fubar.. and well.. there is ONLY one reason to stay at fubar thats my brother and 100 reasons to leave.. . .so.. to my brother you have my aol and my yahoo name please use it babe! Mswac929 is my aol name Ms_Wac929 is my yahoo name if anyone wants to add me.. but don't add me if you are goin to try to cyber and that bs .. cuz i am NOT like that thanks and have a great day and hoilday for that matter hugs wendy

His And Hers Poems
HER POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. HIS POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Whats Worse Than Waiting
whats worse than waiting for his call is waiting for none at all drowning in sorrow and choking on my pain the words i write hardly keep me sane emotions grow so fast but, somehow, i know ill get hurt feeling the thunder roll on watching for lightening and getting burnt losing myself sensing the guilt from past and future lovers the disasters been built i dont know what to say hell, dont know what to do when my dark shadow covers thoughts of emptiness and used im dreaming of angels but living with demons wishing for comfort with each excuseless reason so i sit and wait for the night to pass dreaming of freedom thats slipping away fast

Of Deception And Lies
Friends? Friends. What is a friend? I used to think that a friend was a person, not related to you, that you could count on to be there for you. Someone that is respectful and courteous to your feelings. Someone that understands you, is there when you cried, shares in your happiness and, in turn, shares his/her happiness with you and cries upon your shoulder. I have even had a few friends, here and there, that I thought would show up at my hospital bed if I were sick or injured and, possibly, a few more that would come to my funeral if I died. Until recently, I had even managed to keep in touch with a few from my high school days. But over the past several months, some of my 'friends' have been drifting. Well....maybe drifting isn't the word. More like...slapping me in the face and stabbing me in the back. I've even had a couple of them rip out my heart, crush it into throbbing pulpy mass of quivering tissue, throw it on the ground under the tire of their black Dodge Durango, jump in

Soldiers Eyes
A Soldiers Eyes Squinting through the scope of a soldiers gun Another iraqi militant on the run Road side bombs and ariel flares Tracer bullets flying everywhere Massive killings in the streets The bodies of hundreds on bloodied sheets Kicking down doors raiding their homes Tracking them in tunnels of darkness they roam The hot summer sun is boiling our brains Another soldier crys out in agony and pain we swarmed and searched and found no nukes this is a meaningless war and were ready to puke How many more men Mr President must die We know we are over here because of a lie We miss our children family and friends Bring us back home so we can live again. Troy F Cooper Copyright ©2007 Troy F Cooper

Twas The Night Before Xmas
Hope everyone enjoys my twas the night befor christmas pass it on its hella funny!!! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa A

To My Friends
1st of all I want to let you all know what great friends you have all been. Shannon, for keeping me ROTF and being A wonderful friend. Kory For your Warm Friendship, Tharna for your sweet personality & warmness that always brought a smile to my face. Liz, for being a truly wonderful generous and giving person,I Love Ya GF. Sal For Just being here for me, Huggzzz Tammy, My NY Yankee Friend, There's next year Hun and That 1 is ours lol, Miles for keeping a Smile on my Face almost Daily, Phil, for finding me again in this mess lol keep in touch sweetie, To All The Other Wonderful Crazy Nutty people who have touched My Life on Fubar I wish you all the best in Life and Love. And Last but Not Least by any means Tina, A friend for years who has been there for me in the good bad and the most ugly times, Thank you for introducing me to FuBar, which with out you, I never would have found the dear friends I have found on here, I love you sis, from the bottom of my heart. Now with all That

Flying
My Vision Is Blurry. My Life Is A Mess. The Future Looks Bleak. My Mind's Close To Death. My Heart Has No Feeling. My Soul's Gone Away. My Bones Are All Burning. They've Left Me This Way. My Skin's Peeling Off. I'm Bleeding, I'm Dying. But Once This Is Over I Know I'll Be Flying.

Soulless
Is that really you? You're not the one I thought you were. Betrayed true self, Mastered deceit. You're one of them now. I can't believe this transformed spirit. Surrendering your priceless soul. And for what? Some minds so superficial. Some hearts beating to vain conceit. Remember your veracity, When all the others faked their way? Remember when reality Was the only game that you would play? You don't remember me, I know Though you just saw me yesterday. Your soul valued true love so deep. But your soul and heart were sold away.

Two Soul's
two souls the words within a rhyme a perfect match two hearts intertwined two lovers holding on with all their might destiny a future always bright two minds thoughts uniting as if one two minds thoughts colliding as if one one future a perfect sunset on the sea one ending forever you and me

How To Treat A Lady
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh

Time
Living in a world, caught between pleasure and pain, The arrogance of my heart, the insecurities in my brain, A never-ending cycle, of true belief and true doubt Almost sure I’ve reached my limit, need to find my way out Like an inevitable cliché, I reach for comfort in the bottle, As if an answer sits waiting for me in its hollow, I’ve spent so many nights drowning through the years No longer sure what I’m searching for, no longer sure if I care Is it time to give up, to give in and move on? Accept my place in this world and admit I’m not strong, Or do I keep searching, and pushing for the light For my piece of freedom to finally sleep through the night I wish I knew the answer, I fear I never will. I hope I'll always care, I fear I no longer do 1989

True Meaning By Some Phrases By Women
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only truly five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine". 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5. Loud sigh: This is actualy a word. but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh beans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of "nothing"). 6. That's OK.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard beforte deciding how and when you w

Christmas
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOGS... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.

Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o

2 New And Old Friends
I`ve been recently told that because of what i have written in my about me that im bitter,mad,and a bitch. I`m far from being any of that. Just ask my friends or family. I`m sure they will be glad to tell you. All anyone sees on these about me`s is words on a screen. You can not see or here the tone of voice or the emotion backed behind it. So plz do not judge because of what i have written. Thats just not right. I don`t judge people on what they write. Its not my job to judge someone thats GOD`S job and no one esles. Judge me,and I`ll prove you wrong. If your still here after reading all this and still wanting to be a friend i commend you. If you dont like what i have said or done please do not add me.

Just For Fun
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

How Important Are Looks?
With a lot of failures in relationships and rejectons from dates it raises the question.. is it really a partners personality the atracts people or is it just all about the looks? I may not be much to look at but there's more to a persons looks like how much they can truly care for someone and how they show their love. Don't get me wrong... if by some miracle i had a beautiful, slim girl ask me on a date then i'd jump straight in there but i still look for inner qualities. So the question begs... what's is more important to you.. looks, or heart???

Me
WELL HERES A LIL BOUT ME READY??? OK MY NAME IS STEVE IM 35 YEARS OLD I AM VERY SINGLE AND LOOKING I AM TIRED OF THE "PLAYERS" AND THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAY ARE SUMTHING THAY ARE NOT IF YOU ARE REAL AND FROM THE TOLEDO OHIO AREA AND WOULD LIKE TO KICK IT HIT ME UP IM DOWN FOR REAL I AM A CONTRATOR FOR A LARGE DISTRIBUTER IN THE TOLEDO AND S/E MICHIGAN AREA UMM IF THERES ANYTHING ELSE YA WANNA KNOW LET ME KNOW

Hmm..leaving I Think
Yeah I think I kinda need a break from things and am seriously thinking about moving back to the mid-west. I dont really see much of anything changing for the better here for me. Just nothing is right friends aren't right life isn't right. No worries I will give a heads up to those lil bit of you who know me enough to miss me. Just things will be better all the way round this way I think.

Understanding Women?
Why is it that women seem to chase and woo after men that treat them badly? Atleast that seems to be what I am seeing over and over. Women say they want a man that is caring, devoted, loving, that treats them with respect, like a lady should be treated, yet when given the option to have one, they choose the one that doesn't. It really makes no sense to me. I guess that old saying holds true, even through to today. Bad boys get the women, nice guys get to be alone. or to modernize the frase a little. Assholes rule, Gentleman fall.

I Know Well I Have No Right To Love You:
I know well I have no right to love you: I gave you up, and now you're with my friend. But I can't stop myself from thinking of you, Even though that's not what I intend. I want you but I also don't want you To hurt my friend by breaking up with her. So things go wrong no matter what you do; I long for what I don't want to occur. Ah, me! I'm in a soap and can't get out! Help me if you can by being kind. I tell you this to banish any doubt That I'll be waiting, if you're so inclined. But please, please, if my friend still has your love, Forget completely what I've spoken of.

Be Gentle: What You're Holding Is My Heart
Be gentle: What you're holding is my heart. Remember in your honesty my pride. If you don't want to see me, please don't hide The truth, yet tell it with some art. Though you may not have asked for me to call, A single leap of hope must be allowed. Not easily are shy songs sung out loud. Yet now I wait alone outside your wall.

Stupid People
you know what I don't understand about people... why they feel that they must announce the obvious to you... To all of my friends on here that know me or actually have spoke to me for any length of time, they know that I am a BIG GIRL... I don't hide it or lie about it... I use real pics on here and am not ashamed of the way I look... There is more to me then my looks but obviously some people do not realize that.. I just love coming home from working all day, to a random message in my sb saying that I am ugly and then the next day another message from the same person calling me a fat ass!! OMG!!! First of all if you feel the need to insult me atleast be original!! Like I haven't been called a fat ass before? WTF ever!!! I am all woman and 100% real and to the losers such as this one that cannot accept a real woman stay the fuck off my page, block me, do what you got to do because I sure the fuck don't need you as a friend!! To those of you that know me know that I can be your best fri

Doctor's Visit
i have been to the doctor.... not good first i found out i'm pregnant, and in the middle of a miscarriage. so they have to go in and take the rest of it out. second, i have a 5cm sized cyst on my left ovary, they have to go in and take that out. third, i have a 3-4 inch lump on my right breast and i have to go to the breast clinic next friday to get that checked out... i'm pretty upset and don't know what to do and my parents have basically grounded me, not allowed to go anywhere, do anything, work, nothing. so, i'll be online here and there cause i am bored out of my mind, i hope to see some of my friends on here... ttysoon, suzy

I Know I Hardly Know You
I know I hardly know you, But I think that I may love you. You can see the way I look at you And know. I know you have a girlfriend, But I think we can be happy, So take the time to find out If it's so. I know we don't have much time, But I think it's just enough; If you'd like to take a chance on me, Let's go!

It's Alright, Ma (i'm Only Bleeding) By Bob Dylan
Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child's balloon Eclipses both the sun and moon To understand you know too soon There is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy being born Is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door You follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover That you'd just be One more person crying. So don't fear if you hear A foreign sound to your ear It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall Private reasons great or small Can be seen in the eyes of those that call To make all that should be killed to crawl While others say don't hate nothing at all Except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything

I Shall Be Free No.10 By Bob Dylan
I'm just average, common too I'm just like him, the same as you I'm everybody's brother and son I ain't different from anyone It ain't no use a-talking to me It's just the same as talking to you. I was shadow-boxing earlier in the day I figured I was ready for Cassius Clay I said "Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come 26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine Five, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run 99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen." Well, I don't know, but I've been told The streets in heaven are lined with gold I ask you how things could get much worse If the Russians happen to get up there first. Wowee! Pretty scary! Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But if you think that I'll let Barry Goldwater Move in next door and marry my daughter You must think I'm crazy! I wouldn't let him do it for all th

Talkin' World War Iii Blues By Bob Dylan
Some time ago a crazy dream came to me, I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three, I went to the doctor the very next day To see what kinda words he could say. He said it was a bad dream. I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though, They were my own dreams and they're only in my head. I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain." He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane," He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!" As I landed on the psychiatric couch, He said, "Tell me about it." Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast, It was all over by quarter past. I was down in the sewer with some little lover When I peeked out from a manhole cover Wondering who turned the lights on. Well, I got up and walked around And up and down the lonesome town. I stood a-wondering which way to go, I lit a cigarette on a parking meter And walked on down the road. It was a normal day. Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell And I leaned my head and I gave a yell

Mr. Tambourine Man By Bob Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour

Eighty-six Must Be Our Secret Number
Eighty-six must be our secret number To say we are in love among a crowd. We are one whenever we're together, Though we daren't mention it out loud. We giggle at the same idea unspoken And smile in simultaneous disdain, Existing in a single cell unbroken, Two nuclei alike in joy and pain. Outwardly we are just closest friends Because we do not wish to cause distress. But when we're grown, the fairy tale ends As we come out in more authentic dress. Meanwhile we're ourselves in secrecy, Our silence merely adding to our glee.

Help With Kow Contest's Please
Could you please click this pic and help...my foster mom s les than 700 commnets away from winning a VIP if you help and let her know ( Witoka ) she will return all love ..thank you

Dealing With Sin
Back in my youth when I first became a Christian, I didn't really understand what confession and repentance meant. I thought it was necessary to beg God's forgiveness for every sin. That left me worried I might forget to confess some error--and even wondering if I was truly saved, since I kept doing wrong. But as I grew up in my faith, I learned the steps a believer takes to deal with sin. Confession is the act of taking responsibility for sin and agreeing with God that we've violated His will. We acknowledge that we have grieved His heart by trying to get our perceived needs met in our own way and timing. Setting the relationship right begins with admitting where we went wrong. Repentance is the decision to turn away from our sin. We make an honest evaluation of our life and see that our wrong choices neither honor the Lord nor fit who we are as believers. Then we focus our mind on God and commit to doing His will. Gratitude is our expression of thanks for divine mercy. Fo

Kids Caughtto Love Them .
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out

Old Age
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Dylon's Divas
We're wise We're proud We have strength beyond measure We've gained it through years Of pain and of pleasure. We're woman of mystery Woman to treasure We hold our love deep We give to those that truly matter. You cannot gain what we are By subtle subterfuge We cannot be bought or sold We cannot be used or abused. We've gain our powers Right down through the ages Our life experiences have taught us much And you should be aware of such So be prepared big bad world For we are woman of inspiration Be prepared all others For we will rock creation. And surrender yourselves To all that we are Make way world For Dylon's Divas For we are the best there are!! written by APhoenixRisingFromTheAshes

Confused At Life
Well I'm not the best at writing anything. Have always had trouble putting my thoughts and feelings on papers. Hell I have trouble expressing them without them being taken the wrong way. The last 5 years of my life have been filled with a lot of pain and heartache. I went through a messy divorce, changed careers (the best move by far I ever made), been through what an extremely difficult relationship, and well lately I seem to be experience a bout of loneliness. Don't get me wrong there is not a minute of my day that I'm not doing something but it seems that guys have changed so much then the way they were 15, 10 even 5 years ago. If I have to blame anyone part of me is saying women are a big part of why men are so different. We've now stepped up our "game" and try and play the game like the men do but where is this getting us?? It's getting us a bunch of men that can get sex anywhere and don't want to take the time out to actually get to know a women. I know that to

What Are Friends For?
I DONT TALK ABOUT ANYONE OR SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ANYONE,CUZ IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL,WELL APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE DO IT.IM ALSO NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO LIKES TO KEEP THINGS A SECRET AND DO THINGS SECRETLY,IM STRAIGHT UP FOWARD AND I NEVER HIDE ANYTHING.IM NOT REALLY SURPRISED THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT DO THOSE THINGS,People who are like that and live their lives that way *ACTUALLY* HAVE NO LIFE,ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS........LIE,BREAK HEARTS,CHEAT,KEEP THINGS A SECRET,AND ACT THINGS OUT.Your not a friend of mine if thats how you wanna be!

Im Sorry U Can Put The Blame On Me
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Miss U
I miss you... It's sad when people you know,became people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them....

Orchids
You hold me inside your iris like a terminal stain on life You condescend to my primal brain And twist me around like a knife Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn You keep me hidden behind a curtain, An audible human display You feed me orchids to give me courage And keep me in line with disdain Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn I have nothing left for you You left me with nothing I live at arms length and die a little, Between your constants by day I want my soul ba

Judith
just a song folks,no hate mail please!!!! You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you F**k your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all

The Tumbleweed Saloon
Hey everyone! That's right...there is a NEW Country Saloon coming soon right here on FUBAR! The Lounge is already in place and the LIVE Streaming signal will be in testing for the next few days sporatically with the signal going LIVE 24/7 on January 1st. Head on over and give a look at Fubar's newest Country Music Lounge "The TUMBLEWEED Saloon" by following this link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53028

Christmas Alone
dont leave a friend alone on christmas! things happen weather its money or time people get stuck on the holidays with noone or no place to go so on that day remember to call write email or just knock on there door and say hello and happy holidays!!

Why Are Some People Invisible
Why are some people invisible?, it came to my attention today that there are 2 types of people the visable peeps and the invisable peeps? i dont know why this is? but i am an invisible, im not sure if should be proud or what.its a lonely place to be and have to say wish it on no1, so come on what makes us invisible or visable???

Upcoming 2008
I have moved to Alabama about a two years ago and still don't know many people here, besides the ones I see at Calhoun. Well, come May I am finished with my associates degree in Political Science. Now I'm looking for the next college to go to. I have also currently found myself very fond of a new friend. He is willing to move anywhere in the U.S. with me as long as I am willing to start that kind of step with him. I have never been away from my parents before and I am now 25. I have never lived with someone else before in my life. So, all this is new to me. I am not sure what to do. He is in another state, but we both want a clean, fresh start and a new place for the new year, I guess you could call that a "Major change" in our lives. I have known him for quite a while, but the distance and my school is what has kept us apart for so long. No, we haven't had a long distance relationship more of a friendship, but I think we are good enough friends to maybe start a relationship

Let It Go!
LIVE SIMPLY, LOVE GENEROUSLY, CARE DEEPLY, SPEAK KINDLY, LEAVE THE REST TO GOD. LET IT GO! Please find the time to read this. It is very powerful! Let it go for 2008...by T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people CAN walk away from you LET THEM WALK. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The Bible said that, They came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person

Stuck
the company i drive for thinks that just because the weather is bad that i can't drive in it i don't have a problem with it hell i love driving in snow but they cancal mr run back north and tharefor i'm stuck someware on long island sence yesterday my next run is monday morning so i wont get home till monday night sometime but that not what pissed me off thar esaying i only get layover pay for 12 hours i will get paied for monday going back north but i'm going to loose tuesday's pay what you you think about that? let me know

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some tw

This Could Happen To You
Last night was the annual work Christmas party. Considering I wasn't exactly sure if I really wanted to go, the night turned out suprisingly well, until the drive home. My sister, her friend Dennis, and I left about 11:45pm heading back to Ozark to drop Dennis off at home for the night. We get to his house around 12:30am or so, and talk with him and his brother until maybe 1:45am. At this point, we decide we need to start making our way home. We are driving down 105 from Ozark, going towards Skipperville. We get to Noah's Ark Daycare, where we see a red car across our lane sideways, partially in our lane and partially off the side of the road. I'm not exactly sure what he had done previously to get himself in that position, but when we were coming upon him, he was still moving and sliding between the pavement and grass. At this point, is where our vehicles impacted. My side of my sister's truck had the biggest point of impact, and it happened so fast, I honestly don't recall what side

Dj Brae @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
IF YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS BEAUTIFUL ... TALENTED AND EVER SO SEXY DJ... YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT... COME ON OVER TO... AND LISTEN FOR YOURSELF TO THIS SEXY SIREN.. WITH THE EVER SO SENSUAL VOICE... SHE'S THE ONE.... SHE'S THE ONLY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME COOL ASS TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR THIS PLACE IS TOO COOL TO MISS OUT!! SO WHATCHA WAITIN ON?!?!?!? SHE ROCKS!!!! AND SHE'LL PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! OH..... AND.. SHE'S SO SEXY.... SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~(Lea

Heres For Us Ladies Who Finally Realized That We Deserve Better
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went throug

Love
LOVE ITS A STRANGE WORD FOR IT MEANS SO MANY THINGS LOVE TO A FRIEND LOVE TO A MAN/WOMAN LOVE TO A LOVED ONE LOVE TO ME OR YOU BUT TO ME LOVE IS WHAT IT SAYS IT IS LOYALTY OBEY VALUE ETERNITY AND THIS IS LOVE IF YOU DON'T GOT IT THEN THEY AIN'T WORTH IT

I'll Be There
I'LL BE THERE WHEN NO ONE IS THERE FOR YOU AND YOU THINK NO ONE CARES. WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WALKS OUT ON YOU AND YOU THINK YOU ARE ALONE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE ONE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST. COULD CARELESS ABOUT YOU. WHEN THE ONE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THROWS IT IN YOUR FACE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE PERSON YOU TRUSTED BETRAYS YOU WHEN THE PERSON YOU SHARED ALL YOUR MEMORIES WITH CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR B-DAY I'LL BE THERE WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A FRIEND TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE. WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO CATCH YOUR TEARS I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOUR HEART HURTS SO BAD YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WHEN YOU JUST WAN'T TO CURL UP AND DIE I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU START TO CRY AFTER HEARING THAT SAD SONG WHEN THE TEARS JUST WON'T STOP FALLING DOWN I'LL BE THERE SO YOU SEE I'LL BE THERE UNTIL THE END THIS IS A PROMISE I CAN MAKE IF YOU EVER NEED ME JUST GIVE ME A CALL OR COME ON OVER CAUSE I'L

George Carlin's Thoughts For 2008
Carlin's New Rules For 2008 New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule #4 : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your fla

Dj Raven Lady X @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN

What Ever
you know fubar needs to get there shit straight on here i cant even get half of my shit from my stash it say error cant fing what ever song i want so if they read this fix it please i would like to listen to my shit

Adult Christmas Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o

My Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.

Reactions
I know we men are pathetically predictable ok. We are aggressive by nature (a lot of women are too). I'm not saying that is always a good thing, it is just that way it is. If women are so turned off by it "maybe" they shouldn't post pictures of themselves all decked out with their legs splayed open and a come fuck me look on their face on their profile and then be shocked when a guy posts something offensive about that picture. Don't get me wrong, I am "ALL FOR" beautiful and sexy women posting great pictures, but most of the time I won't even leave a comment because there are like 2000 comments up there and there is only so many original things you can come up with before it is all so redundant. And sometimes I see a picture that I "MUST" just say, "Wow,nice tits!" I know that is not original, or classy, or any number of other cliche' words, but it is the truth. Hey, why would someone take a picture of themselves holding the camera above their head, pointing down on them while

Roflmao!!!!! Snow Diary
December 8th - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9th - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12th - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by t

Thoughts
I am so sick of men who just want to get into my pants!!!! All they wanna know is if I can turn on my cam or play with them on the phone. I tell them to leave me alone but they keep calling me. I don't wanna hear about how hard they are or how horney they are because I could really give a fuck!!!!! Then I'm also pissed at men who pretend to be my friend because they think that if they are nice they will eventually get some. Listen you stupid fucks!! If a woman is attracted to you she will have you. There is no convincing her, persuading her or blackmailing her either she wants you or not. Real simple. If you are my friend, be my friend don't do it because you think I will have sex with you that's so shitty.

Shity!
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on

After Jan 2 , I Will Be
I have made alot of great friends on here its been a blast, but i have so much on my plate too many sites i promote on trying keep up with them, manage and dj on round up radio i must focus more on my career and promoting in all media and working with my new pardner Axe Studio for the indies, if you have a myspace would like send me request there please do www.myspace.com/roundupcowboyhaven

Rates
ok so today i wake up after the glitch fubar had last night and now when i visit peoples profile , it will not let me rate the profile , but i can rate pics...i mean wtf? if anyone knows anything please help me out. i am computer stupid!! lmao thanks in advanced!!! :)

Why Do Men Play Games?
i have come to find out that in my 12 years of dating that there are ALOT of men that like to play games with women. yes guys i know that not all of you are like that. and yes i know that women play games too but i aint interested in them. Some of you guys know how it feels to have someone play with your heart, and your head so why in the hell would you do it to someone else? noone likes to get used or to be hurt. thats why alot of women dont trust men.... it goes both ways i know..... everyone needs to grow up and quit playing games.. you dont like games to be played on you so quit playing them on us innocent people who really care.

To All Wanna Be Friends
Everyone on here post blog's and Mumm's and expectyou to go read and reply and comment. Well so did I and needed some help on a small matter, and not the first person replied or responded back. So from now on if you want my opinion or need me to help out, forget it want happen.

Quotations Amongst Myself
How it is we collide and find ourselves twisted in a wreck of emotions, but it is the heart that remains and never truly walks away without the injury of hurt. -Rod P. Stapleton A writer is not only a writer, a writer is an artist, for what a painter does with a brush a writer simply does with words. -Rod P. Stapleton It is not that I fear death, for I do not fear dying when amongst such beauty, it is that I fear to see such beauty die before me. -Rod P. Stapleton In life it is not ones heart that is in agony when violated, it is ones spiritual intellect, which takes flight to hide from the veracity of vitality itself. -Rod P. Stapleton Birds sing, I sing, maple runs sweet from its birthplace, I as well was born sweet. It was the wind allowing ripples to become waves amongst harrowing wild seas that has made me trivial to my mother and her unwavering nature. -Rod P. Stapleton Is there at all much difference between assassinating one by means of a bullet and that of

Surgery
All friends, family and fans. On Wednesday December 19 I will be having surgery. I will be away from Fubar for a little while, depending on how I am feeling during my recovery. I just want each and everyone of you to know how special you are to me. I have met alot of wonderful people on here. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! Hugs, Christine

Lil Help Pls :)
My friend Drew is in a contest, she needs one rate and one comment only, no bombing allowed...Pls add the holder of the contest as your friend and visit her and give her support...Thanks so much...Here is her pic link...

One More. Just Because I Can.
I closed my eyes, I held my breath. When they opened and i let go, when i was able to breath again, you were still there. I tried to walk away but i couldn't leave. I was unable to turn away. My mind led me in one direction, my heart led me in another. I'm still not sure which path i followed, but it keeps leading me to you. I just close my eyes, hold my breath and when i let go, i've been led to you. "To forget the past is to lose a part of yourself and to remember the past is to live it again. So when does the pain end and the joy begin? When looking at the past doesn't hurt but it teaches you why you are alive."

The Obligators
We are a new leveling crew called "The Obligators". We are here to help people level. We get very hungry and eager to snatch you away from the level you are on. We wander around in the fubar swamps looking for people to chomp. We can only level you if you have enough pics and stash for the amount you have to go yet to level. We prefer to level at Happy Hours and hope that you are online as well and can rate one of us while we are rating you. We can chomp you down a lot faster to your next level if you rate together. So if you or anyone you know needs leveled, please feel free to notify one of the crew members below. We will do our best to chomp down on your stash, pics and blogs to get you leveled. We are gators and we love to chomp down on things, lol!! We are just starting this crew. So at the present time we don't have too many members yet. If you or anyone you know might want to join our crew, please let one of the crew members below know. Now meet the gators of this crew:

Whore Me Out!
I have entered a bash salute contest for 514. Please post one comment and vote to help me win a 7 day blast. The contest ends New Year's Eve at midnight (or New Year's Day at 12:01AM). All help appreciated!!!

Life On A Daily Bases
Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. When you're laying in bed at night looking up at the stars, don't panic when you suddenly wonder "Where the Hell is the ceiling?!" Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Blech
People are dying. Quit taking advatage of your freedom to get abortions, plastic surgery, and the internet. Man FUCK this snobby, fast food eating, pill popping nation. They know nothing of what the fuck is going on. They just want to forget. Pretend nothing is wrong. Fucking stand up for what you believe in!! You have to make things happen or nothing will get done!!!! Fuck ignorant, rid'em club hoppers who want to do nothing but get fucked up and get laid. That is not beauty, only exploitation and destruction. You're fat, ugly, inadequate. If there's a problem, take a pill...don't go for the cause of it, BUY OUR PRODUCTS! Fuckin prozac, darvocet, lazy, stupid, question nothing, contests on who's ass shakes more in order to forget about the job where you're chained to a keyboard 80 hours a week with only enough time to rent a video go home and pass out on the couch failures.

If I Was In Ur Bed Would U
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this

What Would U Do
ok i have a ??? if u had the chance to have ur husband home from fl for christmas than after he got home u were suppose to be going back with him and u find out that u r not able to go yet. here is my ??? would u want him to come home for a day or two and see him leave a gain with out u would u want him home or just stay ther until he could take u with him!!!! any comments would help nuttin hateful plzs i would not do it to u

When Girls Don't Put Out !!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a

People !!
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn

Contest..... Feel Like Helping? Lol
Just wanted to let you all know.. I'm in a contest... most comments wins... sooo if you are so bored and you dont know what else to do with yourself (i know i know reality check right? haha) below is the web addy... copy and paste it and comment away... also dont forget to rate the pic ;) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=101552252

The Perfect Angel I Want (part One)
Well I want some one who will stick with me though the good and the bad times.I want a girl who will call or txt me just to say "I LOVE YOU BABY" or "I'm thinking about you baby".I want someone who'll love me no matter what i say or do.I want someone who stick up for me and would expect the same in return.I want someone who'll take care of me when I'm sick.I want someone who'll cuddle with me.Some one who'll be there for me,When I'm down and who'll cheer me up. To Be Continued................

The Perfect Angel I Want (part Two)
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love

All I Want.........
This Is A Poem That I Wrote. So Here It Is All I Want.... All I Want is to love you for the rest of my life to wake up every morning with you by myside knowing that no matter what happens I'll be able to come home to your loving arms All I Want is to share everything with you to talk to you about our ideas,our dreams the little things that makes us laugh and the not-so-little-things that we cant help but worry about All I Want is to give you my love as a place were you can always come to for acceptance or the simple comfort that silence brings when things left unspoken can be understood All I Want is to grow old with you to watch our life unfold our dreams one by one come true All I Want is to love you FOREVER

Looking
ok the only people i no are the ones i use to hang out with and unlike some people i no what they are like and i dont want to hang out with them due to the fact they could ether get me to go to jail or other bullshit things so iam looking for a roomate the one i got now dont do shit he never helps me around the place and everytime i do brake my back cleaning he is alwasys tehre to ruin it again n again if you are in mesa or thinking abount this please let me no ill be geting my place in jan if everything works out great that is btw iam not looking to hook up with anyone of any kind iam just looking for a replacement my roomate dont do shit he only pays the rent thats it iam not looking for any thing else just that

Why Do Guys Cheat?
well ive been dating this guy for over 9months and a few months ago he told me that he had another girlfriend in a different state, well today i went on his myspace to leave him a message and i saw that he had added 3 new pics and they were of his girlfriend that he told me he broke up with for me......i wrote him a message and told him that i guess he choose who he wanted to be with...but it still hurts to find that out...but back to the other girl shes only 15 years old and he is 19 and im 23 so i dont know what to do.....should i talk to him about it or should i break up with him and find me someone better? PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS

I'm Not Good At This But...
Ok so I'm not much of a blogger. But I thought I'd give it a shot. Sometimes it's nice to just put your feelings down on "paper" so to speak. I'm not the most creative writer, but hey...we can't all have skills like that. So these past few weeks have been interesting for me. I've met someone that I've grown really close to. But I constantly worry I'll screw it up. Kinda sad huh? It's so hard...for me at least....to find someone who can see you for the person you truly are. I've dealt with negativity and name calling all my life. But this person seems to be genuine. She really makes me feel special and feel like I am normal, and not just some person everyone makes fun of. Anyway...just wanted to start my first blog off with that. Hopefully things will stay great. I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

How Do I Wrap It
Last night, I again asked my daughter what she wanted for Christmas. She told me all she really wants is her mom back from God. It was one of those moments of temporary speechlessness. All I could say was "I know baby, God can only give you moms love now, and thats pretty awesome" Silence followed and she then asked for the remote; life goes on. Don't know why Im writing this here of all places. Its just heavy on my mind I guess.

Contest
If anyone is available to help out a real life friend of mine on here he is in a contest. Needs comment bombers, or just one would help too. So stop by and help him out hes a great guy. Check him out also. And ladies "He's Single" lol Thanks

My Crazy Night
Saturday was a blast until I left barfly and went to search for my car. Forgot where I parked and when I finally found where it was--it had been towed. I was too happy from the nights events to have this let me down. So I started walking towards the Impound lot--miles away...and asked some woman for directions. She couldn't really tell me and so said to hop in--so I did...it was cold out. Drove me to the impound lot and left. So, I'm at the impound lot and was told that they were closed. Oh great-now what do I do? My ride just dropped me off and left, I'm in Minneapolis and need to get back home to Shakopee. Crap!! So thinking that my Step-Bro had just left a little b4 me I figured I'd try and call him to stay the night so I could get my car in the morning right? Wrong---lost my phone too... Now I have no ones number anymore--so if you want me to have it---send it to me. So I get to use their phone and she had said to call my steo bro and I was like--yeah...I lost

Abusive Relationships
To start this off i have been in an abusive relationship. If you are in one of these relationship,get out now. Physical abuse is not the only abuse there is. There are emotional, physcological and others as well. If you are going thru any of these seek help and get yourself and your kids out, if there are any involved. All states have abuse shelters you and your kids can go to, to get out of it. It is not healthy for you or your kids to stay in it. Think of it this way would you want your kids to grow-up like the abusive spouse, if the answer is no, definitely get out. If anyone that happens to be reading this needs someone to talk to holler at me. If not on my page i will always be in rednecks bar, come hollar at me in there and i will come talk to you. I will try to help all i can to avoid anyone else from goin thru this.

Doctor Visit 2
well i just got back from my 2nd doctor visit and he says everything looks fine except for the absence of the 'yolk sack' and that i'm 6weeks and 5days along and there is 120 beats per minute today. my cervix is closed and my cyst is bleeding and to come back in 2 weeks. honestly i think this doctor is a quack and i need another opinion... who the hell knows? all i know is that i just want the whole damn thing over with cause i am tired of sitting around waiting for something to happen or someone to tell me what to do. what the hell ever.

Piece Of History
So here I am. Take me as I come. Looks like my world is slowly fading.... and once again-my pride has won. I feel like I'm drowning, and there's no one around. My soul needs saving, but you're nowhere to be found. You made me believe, in every word you said to me. You made me think everything was fine. Only to reveal, it's gotten worse with time. Seems like I've walked this road, a thousand times before. You used to say that you needed me I guess now you're needing more. So if it's fate, that I must tread this path again. I can't do this alone. I'll need a friend. No, I can't do this alone. I need a friend.

Happy Hour
As most of you all know I was in a auction. Well since my hubby is as stuborn as me he won me and my gift is a happy hour. I will be doin it later on this week not sure on a date or time yet Ill let everyone know but I hope everyone can be around when my purdy lil face is up at the top! :P I wanna thank everyone that placed a bid on me! I was so flattered by all the bids I was gettin so thank you! I had alot of fun with this auction and cant wait till the next time Im in one. So thanks again for all the bids and I hope everyone has a very merry christmas and happy new year! xoxo -cotton

The Best Sex Ever !!!!!
hey people thought i would try out this blog thingy not used to it yet but it has to be as easy as my space maybe just wanted you guys to check out my favorite girly person and show her some love she is new on here jsut really started today show please show her some love and we will retrn the favorsunshine@ fubar also check my baby he gives the best sex ever and hes pretty cool to show him some love also thanks ¢¾ muahpete@ fubar

Series Of Questions
Holidays are for good cheer. Or more likely a reason to sneer Are the holidays happy? And do they bring us near? We should question all this merrymaking. Why do we celebrate? It's really not that clear Why all of a sudden do we cheer. Do we come together as one family? Or argue more than we do all year?

Take Surveys Online
Successfully complete a FREE survey and earn a chance to win $50,000 in a quarterly giveaway! You can take a new survey EVERYDAY for more fuBucks and entry to the $50,000 giveaway Has anyone ever won this yet? If you have let us see it

Friends Contest
Friend entered a contest im SUPPORTING IT STAR!!! U can Comment Bomb so go help her out!!! Copy and paste the link to ur address bar http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670

Life20
It is December 17th! wow. Only 8 days to Christmas. I have so much to do and so little time. I spent all day wrapping presents and didn't get them all done. I have a package coming on the 20th with presents that I will have to wrap, some stuff I ordered on the internet. I still have my Dad, my Step mother, my brother-in-law, my niece and nephew and grandfather to buy for. I still need to get a couple more things for Christopher too. After wrapping his presents, I noticed he has been shorted. I think I will either go shopping tonight or go tomorrow after my physical therapy appointment. Friday we are having a dinner party. I always have a dinner party for my friends at Christmas and make a prime rib roast. They all look forward to it every year. It is only 8 of us this year since 2 of our friends moved away. It started out years ago with people in the neighborhood and they have come and gone. Now, it is us remaining in the neighborhood that do this. We have known

Owner
MY OWNER NEEDS SOME FUBAR LOVE TO LEVEL PLEASE HELP JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW TELL HIM I SENT YOU PONYBOY1966~~ FNDR & PRES. OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY ~~R/L BF & PAR. TO LAURALEI~~OWNER OF PATTIE~~@ fubar HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Love
the one woman i care for im pushing away from me i dont want to loose her but i think i will becouse ive not felt like this in a long time and im moving to fast and i keep calling her to talk. U know who u r and im so so sorry for doing this but i do love u and care for u love shawn aka joker

The Real World
Rep. Ron Paul of Texas yesterday broke the single-day Republican presidential-campaign fundraising record he set last month, raising about $6 million and giving him almost $18 million for the fourth quarter. Sunday’s Freeport fundraiser, a re-enactment of the Boston Tea Party of 1773, was part of a national one-day “money bomb” fundraising phenomenon supporters said drew in more than $4 million for the campaign of the Lake Jackson congressman. The money raised rivals the Nov. 5 Guy Fawkes Day fundraisers, which garnered a record $4.3 million. http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2007-12-17-ronpaul-fundraising_N.htm?csp=34

Need To Take A Little Break
I need to to take a little break from the hustle and Bustle of the Zany life on FUBAR. I need to rechannel my life on matters away from FUBAR, which are more important to me. I will still pop on to check comments and messages etc, just not as often. I will try to leave comments when I can. I hope you all undertsand and that im not leaving, just doing what I think is right Thanks Dave

We Need Your Help
Please repost this so we can spread this to as many people as we can so this girl can maybe be with her family or the holidays. Let's give her family a blessed christmas. This could help if we all help. amber alert we need your prayers to help MISSING CHILD ALERT... my niece has been missing since Tuesday, I just got the word last night and doing what I can to help the police find her, I know the web is the only place I can contribute to right now, the more I post, the more word will get around, and if one person could say hey I have seen her, then I will know she is still with us. I have contacted Amber Alert, the local news papers, and the local and area tv stations with her picture, I am now going to write to middle Tennessee and East Tennessee and then around the state newspapers, and tv stations. she is posted on the Tennessee Amber Alert site, I am not going to rest til I know something. If you have a amber alert board or post missing children on the general board, copy and p

Kindred:the Embraced
I dont know if anyone hasd watched the series based on the white wolf rpg called the masquerade. It has many clans...Brujah, Ventru. gangrel, ect. My most fave is the ventru....since its the principality in the series! Julian and Archon Rule! leave comments please oh and uhm do u think they should bring it back with new people like they did with the NG Trek? and who should they have

I Saw You
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to thos

Sorry!
Thanks to everyone who helped me level up to Rockstar yesterday!! Between being so busy and then Fubar acting up last night, I know I've missed thanking a lot of people. I'm sorry to those of you I missed, but I do appreciate all the effort!! Hugs, Stacey aka Mystic Butterfly

We've Only Just Begun
just imagine when you get home tonight the house is dark except for a lone candle flickering in a distant room. You go to turn on the light switch but a voice calls out from the darkness "don't". So you walk through the darkness toward the candle and the gentle voice. Once you enter the room, you notice our bed is covered in rose petals. Slowlu I emerge from the shadows,completely naked and obviously happy you have arrivedd. You look me up and down,smiling and enjoying what you see. I hold my arms wide open and you melt into me. We kiss and I slowly make my way down your neck removing your top and tossing across the room. Next I kneel Down and slowly remove your pants. You stand there in front of me in only your bra nad panties, I am really enjoying the view, but I need to see more. While kissing all over your body, I unclasp your bra and allow your beautiful breasts to fall free. Then I make my way down to your panties and with sl

Random Blogging!
I'm getting rid of the internet! The internet has been a big distraction in my life in recent years! It's taken me away from my life, my kids and anything important to me! So if you need to get a hold of me, either leave a message and I'll get to it when I get to it, or give me a call! Those that have my number have it for a reason, those who don't sorry! The internet should be off tomorrow! Have a great day and a blessed holiday season! ~Libby

Leaving For Awhile
I'm in the process of a divorce. Fubar has become an issue for my soon to be ex-husband. He has the belief that I have been on fubar for months trying to find a man to replace him. Quite frankly, this is not the case. After almost 12 years of marriage, I'm so burnt out on crappy relationships that I need a break for awhile. However, because he continues to search for my profiles, and pictures on here, no matter if I change my name, it is my belief, and my lawyers, that the best thing I do is just sign off until the divorce is finalized. So, for now, this is goodbye. Thank you all for being my friends, I will miss you.

Hey Friends
In regards to those of you who have my number it will be back on friday. I do apologize for the inconvienence but had other issues that took priority over my cell phone being on. All is well now and I do hope to hear from my friends again. It has been driving me crazy not to have my phone.

America Against Truckers
why is everyone in this country against truckers?,,do they not realise without us they have nothing? do they not realise major stores omly stock for 3 days and i f were to shut down for 4 the shelves would be empty? organizations that have no idea what trucking is about need to get out of our busineSS,,,MADD and PATT

Is There Life After Divorce????
u better bet there is!!! I was married for 8 years, it was terrible now im not saying that all marriges suck, just mine!!!! I am a firm beliver that if it works then more power to ya however if u know its not going to work then get the hell out and live life while you can!!!! I know first hand how short life is so in no way shape or form am i gonna waste it!!! If i could only give one peice of advice to anyone it would be live life to the fullest everyday!!!!!! Peace love and happyness to all who read this!!!1

Internet Problems
basically......this site is retarded, i hate it and i dont use it anymore it sucks lol. BUT i have met some really decent and cool ppl on here so if anyone wants to add me to myspace or yahoo messenger to stay in touch let me know. and i'll send u my information.

Yes's & No's
well awhile back I was fealing kinda down couse I went through a bad break up!so my girlfriends talked me into going to a strip club, I said no at first but than went thinking girls neked everywere!but to my amazemet it was very classy,the girls were very hot,I was getting excited!I always thought about girls but at that time never been with one,but I was feeling jittery then one of my friends said follow me they sat me down on this lovely couch,and she said u soon will feal better,I thought yeh right,in walks in this pretty dark haired girl she said her name was michelle,my heart started to flutter wondering what was up,than all of a sudden she started kissing me touching me dancing all on my lap!yas a fucking lap dance my first and by a chick,I could not keep my hands off her ,later I sliped her my number and then we started talking and I found out about fubar,she had an accout that read michelle-lady luck-woiwode,and thats how I got here....thanks for reading cindy

Help Her Get Vip
I would like us all to work on helping Deb get her VIP. When at all possible please go comment bomb her pic. She is a VERY good person n a VERY good friend and she has always helped A LOT of other people. It saddens me to see that all the people she has helped in the past n present are not helping her. So if you all could please help her with this. I kow she will definitely return the love back. Thank you to all who help. It would definitely be an awesome Christmas present as well.

April Fool
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? > > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the > night of April 1st? > > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch > on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died > some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little Old Lady: No, I did not st

God Loves Blonds
God Loves Blondes. A blonde finds herself in serious financial trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.' Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.' Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....

The Little Red Booth
Well, I created a lounge since I'm trying out this VIP shit. We shall see how that goes. To all my friends, be sure to join the lounge!!! It will be like, our own little piece of the internet :)

Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f

To All My Friends! Here's Your X-mas Card!
Well.... This years x-mas is a lil more depressing than most years. I hate x-mas & everyone knows it. But I at least every year buy a few things for family & cards for the friends. Basically.. This is your card for the year! Sorry nothing I can do! Wouldn't be so bad if the car didn't break down AGAIN on my way home from work Friday night. I got lucky & had some friends (Cassie & Jayme) close to help me out. Cassie had to drive me a few blocks to pick up Keith at Big Pete's house then she drove us from Mo Val all the way to Hemet. If it wasn't for her you'd all probably be reading about my rape & murder in the newspaper. Yeah it was THAT bad of a neighborhood I broke down in. So, with no car I couldn't work all weekend, so no $$! Keith is paying for the car to be fix... Maybe, if we can get it fixed! So, he's got no more cash! X-mas is only a week away, he gets paid again the week AFTER x-mas & I still have people who owe me money. Totalling $360.00 AGAIN! Which I'm sure I won't see be

Get Laid Stupid!
Okay guys, I'm gonna do y'all a favor. Since we all know that the one thing that every bar has in common (and I mean every bar, from the old man, cockroach smoke tanks to the dance hall vibrator cheese factories) is the universal bid to get laid. I'm certain you've heard the phrase "Meat Market" -— as in, "I don't go there, Sally, it's a Meat Market." What makes this a misnomer is that all bars are "Meat Markets." Only, some are cleverly disguised as, say, live music venues, or pool halls. But everything in a bar -— be it the band, the billiards, the drinks, the juke, the pinball machine, the dance floor -— is just something for you to do to make it look like you're not just trying to get laid. With this in mind, and assuming you don't have stinkweed growing from your neck, and the biggest word in your vocabulary isn't "nicetitsbaby," we can get to the business at hand: pointing out to you guys why you aren't getting laid. Not that I'm an expert. I can't tell you how to get laid,

Am I An Alcoholic
For a long time now, I've been meaning to take one of those alcoholic screening tests, if for no other reason than to determine whether I am a bona fide alcoholic or just a fun-loving boozer who has it under control. I guess the reason I never got around to taking the quiz is because I'm a little scared of what I might learn, and also because I'm usually too hungover to concentrate on exams. Today, however, I finally decided to take the test. After a little research, I chose the John Hopkins University Hospital Alcohol Screening Quiz. The quiz asked a series of yes-or-no questions. Before proceeding, I made a pact to answer them honestly and completely. Here are the results: Q: Do you drink to build self-confidence or because you are shy? A: No. Shyness is the opposite of my problem. Q: Is drinking making your home life unhappy? A: No. Drinking makes my home life happier. Q: Is drinking negatively affecting your reputation? A: This is an ambiguous question. Affect my rep

This Guy Really Rocks
Hi friends , I have a new friend and hes so nice and a excellent rater. He's medic cowboy99 Yall go show him some love cause hes real cool . bigoo.ws heres the link to his profile.... cowboy_medic99.. Black Room Family Member@ fubar

Black Panties
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. Sh

Wtf?
It has come to our realization that some of the people on here leave some pretty nasty comments on these mumms as if they were life and death decisions and their advise will save the world. This is all for fun and if you get your jollies by being mean to people then you should enroll yourself in the closest high school because thats where the behavior belongs....grow up and quit being haters. We could list some names on here but we refuse to stoop to those childish levels.....we are adults after all.

Achristmas Message From Santa
Dear Friend I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year

My Political Views...
In my area, lottery money and money from gambling [casinos] are supposed to be going to education, but they are closing schools, cutting educational classes, and laying off teachers due to lack of revenue.. WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!! What the hell happened to all this money??? I know people are CONSTANTLY buying lottery tickets and going to the casinos even though most of them don't have the money to waste on a dream, so why are they depriving OUR CHILDREN???? Because they are LINING THEIR POCKETS with OUR CHILDREN's educational funds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What other money are they STEALING from OUR KIDS and US??????

Trust
i know ill probably catch crap about this. say what u want to say but this is my opinion. eventhough ppl have best friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wifes etc. that doesnt mean u can fully trust them, does it. i mean think about it, u hear all the time about ppl cheating on each other, abusing one another, friends stabbing eac other in the back etc. the only person u can really trust is urself, unless u simply don't care about urself. in that case, the word trust doesn't mean a damn thing. just a thought to ponder over. if u do decide to trust other than urself, make sure u know what ur doing and who it is ur trusting. have a good evening. DEAD ANGEL

Books
Name:Don't Tell Mum I work in the Oilfield, She thinks I am a piano Player in the Whorehouse By Paul Carter When I was in Sydney earlier this month, I found this book in the airport. Being that I work in the oil business, I had to pick it up. And I wasn't dissapointed. A series of short stories, Paul tells of his life in the oil business, jet setting around the world and the adventures that it leads to. It will give you a new appreciation for what this business is like. I haven't laughed that hard reading a book in a while. I totally recommend it.

Fubars Newest Godfather
My friend manly only needs 285,000 to godfather. If anyone knows him he is one of the sweetest people on fubar. Please make him godfather. You won't regret it. Please if you can't do anything else please repost this so everyone can help. Thanks! Here is his link. Go fan/add/rate him. Show him some fubar love. manly - Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!@ fubar

Im Owned...meet My Owners
Thank you too everyone that bid on my in the Auction. I have decided too do things a little different then most. As some of you that took the time too look saw top bid was a blast a month in 08 and a Happy Hour on my birthday. This year Christmas is just not going too be much fun for me. So I decided too try and add some fun too it. I declined my offers too be owned by Fubars own mascot... But I also got 2 other special people along with the bid. Please stop by and show them some love. Much love too all. Make sure too tell them BooBoo sent ya. Even if you are friends with them already please stop by and say hi. Orly? The Official FUBAR Owl ~@ fubar A m N e S i A@ fubar Johnnydevil@ fubar This pimpout brought too you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Hey All....
HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE MADE A LOUNGE FOR EVERYONE.. IT'S THE GRAND OPENING, I HOPE YALL WILL AT LEAST STOP BY, CHECK IT OUT & MAYBE EVEN SUBSCRIBE. IT'S NOT LIKE THE OTHERS! COME IN, KICK BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY... I AM LOOKING FOR MORE PEOPLE TO HELP ME GET IT GOING...PLEASE COME CHECK IT OUT!!!! HERE IS THE LINK: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52936 I'LL BE LOOKING FOR YALL!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA BACK AT ME, RYAN

Chicken Shit Mother F##ker
THis asshole leaves me a shitty threating message then blocks me.. I hate someone that cannot stand and fight.. he would rather talk shit and hide behind Blocking me than standing up and giving me a chance to respond to his little threats. So handle your business there DJ John.. Oh do as it appears you normally do and hide.. Ok jackass since you will not allow me to post on your page.. This is your exact message... "Don't stop by this page again, leave my girlfriend alone or we will have problems. Stalkers are not welcome on any website, so leave my girl alone. There is no need to go to her page but then again, your ass is blocked and will remain blocked! We don't need the Drama, so grow up and leave well enough alone!" What part of "we will have problems" and "I will show you how Chicago handles people like you" is not a threat.?? Oh and for that part.. got news for ya.. You do not scare me in the least bit.. if you want come to Arizona and we can talk man to man abou

Stay At Home Moms
stay at home moms A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had h

Will You Give This To My Daddy?
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families . Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women, a young girl,

"the Ex Files" Ode To Eeyad
5-2-2005 Baby, It's been a beautiful 2 years since I've been blessed to have you in my life. You've taught me things about you and even myself. You brought light and joy to every day I seen you. I wouldn't take back a breath, a smile,a tear, or a laugh. If given the chance I'd do it all again. I was searching for something to fill me, to make me whole. And for a short lived amount of time, you granted me that. Given, it hurts like hell now, it was worth every second. I wish we would never have argued anbout anything, large or small, because with each sevond I wasted arguing with you ,I could have been holding you and kissing you. I'll take all of these memories with me. Remember me. That's the one thing that I ask of you. Remember me. It's the easiest way to deal with the circumstances., since it's inevitable to avoid one another, we have to find an easier way to ease the pain. So let's smile when we cross paths. Let's laugh when we talk on the ph

My Name Is Fibromyalgia
MY NAME IS FIBROMYALGIA by Terri Been Hi. . .My Name is Fibromyalgia, and I'm an Invisible Chronic Illness. I am now velcroed to you for life. Others around you can't see me or hear me, but YOUR body feels me. I can attack you anywhere and anyhow I please. I can cause severe pain or, if I'm in a good mood, I can just cause you to ache all over. Remember when you and Energy ran around together and had fun? I took Energy from you, and gave you Exhaustion. Try to have fun now! I also took Good Sleep from you and, in its place, gave you Brain Fog. I can make you tremble internally or make you feel cold or hot when everyone else feels normal. Oh, yeah, I can make you feel anxious or depressed, too. If you have something planned, or are looking forward to a great day, I can take that away, too. You didn't ask for me. I chose you for various reasons: That virus you had that you never recovered from, or that car accident, or maybe it was the years of abuse and trauma. Well, anyway, I'm

2008 Motox Seaon
I finished 6th out of an 8 rider gate. I was on a 300ex competing against 450s. If I would have had more power to keep up with them I probably would have done better. I was jumping a lot of things that most of the guys wouldn't jump.

My Thoughts..
No more.. I sit here thinkin as tears run down my cheeks, is love really out there is it really for me..? Sometimes it hurts to even wanna speak.. of love so endless, can this really be..? Each day i awaken to my broken heart.. I wonder where it all went wrong.. No more letting myself fall apart.. I gotta be strong.. So before i find my one true love, I must first let my heart restore.. Each day i grow smarter n pray to the Lord above.. For my broken heart, that shall be no more.. By: Me..

My Lost Love....
I have loved deeply And I have lost greatly And to you I shall leave alone For you have cause me Great Pain And horrible sadness in my days We had a wonderful thing going Evenings shared in magical bliss Wild and free in the dreams of the night knowing that our love was the purest of joys Nothing could ever keep us separated from one another Till the day I had ruined it all With simple spoken words of wrong Never did I fail to see what was done Till that faithful day I had lost you my love Never is there a day that goes by That I do not forget the pain I've done Nor the pain and hurt I have received in kind Of my words spoken in depressed and hurtful tones That I have relived to lately have caused us to part so quickly To you I make this Blood promise That I shall never more cause you pain Nor shall I ever be hurtful or hateful to you For I am now nothing more then a lost and saddened soul That is roaming this quiet world forever to be alone.... St

Christmas Is A Pagan Holiday
The Origin of Christmas Before one gets carried away with Christmas worship, there are a few things you should know. Let's take an honest and objective look at the origins of this holiday. We read in Werner Keller's book The Bible as History the following admission: "December 25 is referred to in documents as Christmas Day in A.D. 324 for the first time. Under the Roman emperor Justinian [A.D. 527-565] it was recognized as an official holiday. An old Roman festival played a a major part in the choice of this particular day. December 25 in ancient Rome was the 'Dies Natali Invictus,' 'the birthday of the unconquered,' the day of the winter solstice and at the same time, in Rome, the last day of the Saturnalia, which had long since degenerated into a week of unbridled carnival . . ." (p.331). Doesn't it seem rather strange that the so-called "Christian church" should choose a day to celebrate the Messiah's birth which was identified as the day of the birth of the unconquered

Fear
As i sit here in this chair listening a slow jam, I'm starting to think of what life has been like for me as far. It all started when i went back and read all the post blogs i wrote and reflecting on past memories. I know a person shouldn't dwell on the past but, i can't help it. its what i have and can never shake. I'm reminded of people i miss, time i gave love only to not receive in return. what I've gained and lost. And who i came from having trust for any and everyone to watching everyone with a hawk eye. I find myself waking up in the middle of the night, getting in my car and just driving and listening to the same song over and over again. On the outside, I'm happy, smiling all the time. but for really on the inside I'm angry and i don't know why. my life is going okay, I got a nice place to lay my head, food in my stomach, and a car. so what the fuck is up? What I'm i really missing in my life? I really feel that its past bullshit that's fucking with me. But see, the fucked u

How Come?
Well, i am here to let all my friends know. That Larry has told me he has found someone new.He just came in and told me this.I ain't here to bash him. He has been very honest with me. I guees i am here in hopes that he will read this and maybe tell me why? I guess i loved him to much. Thats all i can figure out. I did everything for him. But, anyway, i am single. There is just one thing i want to say. To Larry...I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. i do wish i knew what happen. But, i hope we can still be friends.

Metal!
Hey everybody! I just have to say, that Dean Guitars are the best guitars in the world! They are also the best guitars to learn to play on. I have been playing on my Dean Z Tour Bass, and I have got to say, that it is awesome! I have also had a chance to play a few Razorbacks, and different ML's. Seriously! You should check them out at www.deanguitars.com ! You will not regret it!

Personal
As of December 18th, 2007I have become an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church Monastary.Legally becomingReverend Jeremy D******Better know as The Rev(olution)The Universal Life Church (ULC) serves as a legal umbrella sheltering independent religious thought and expression from political control by church or state. It has no traditional dogma or doctrine beyond "live and help live," and "do that which is right." Because of its unorthodoxy, ULC defended its rights as a "legitimate church" in United States Courts, and prevailed. This opened the way for many New Age and other churches to practice and teach their beliefs freely today. I believe that no other church has been required to prove its right to exercise its freedom of religion in America! FUCK ALL BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!!!! TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!BE THE REVOLUTION!!!! Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg

Level You But Not Me??
You know everyday I get on this site and rate the hell out of my friends and those I dont know that need help as do most of the Guys on Fubar now sure u got Horney guys hell I am too but I dont come here looking for it. Then you have thhose women out there wanting to take advantage of that fact to level get blasts Happy hour cash whatever it maybe. Wow and when I need help to level I may have one maybe two people come to help for a minute wheres the love??? why do the women not help as much as the guys??

The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of

Every1 Should Know
i just wanted every1 to know i have meet the girl of my dreams. the past few days there has been drama from people on fubar who got jealous over us. well the people who got jealous started a bunch of crap. the crap almost costed us our realsionship. i want people to know im not single so any1 who has a problem with me being with some1 i will remove yall from my list and block yall im sick of the crap. i aM IN LOVE WITH THIS PERSON. SHE IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME A GIRL LIKE HER ONLY WAS IN MY DREAMS BUT MY DREAMS CAME TRUE.

Patriotic Pic Contest Need Help
Please Help! I Am In A Patriotic Contest! Starting December 17th I Need All The Help I can Get! But Who Could Be More Patriotic Than A Marine! Click The Pic And Drop A Few Hundred Comments :D DJ_CorporalD

Ty All
thank you all so much for helping me get to ninja I apoligize for not being on as much but having cable and internet problems,hopefully will be fixed tommarrow.I truley cherish all my friends and family on fubar and feel bad for not being able to keep in touch,but that will change and annie will be there for ya all.So please let me know if ya need help leveling or bombing.kingdom of wolves till the end baby!To all my friends and family I hope you have a very merry and blessed christmas and a happy new year.Thank you all so much xoxoxo annie/cherokee

The Right Man For The Job
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Unbeknownst to him, the gun was loaded with blanks. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husb

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Do you hate me now? The answer is in the question. You always hated how I spoke in riddles And I did it for that reason. You're wishing for my death now I hear, And I'm living just to spite you. I lie about who I am now So I can say I'm just like you. I called you up the other day I knew you would answer, you haven't changed. It's kinda like a slap in the face knowing I'm not the same. Reality is like a head on collision When karma comes back three fold. Vengence is beautiful And I'm thriving on the lies you told. I'm just like you now Gnawing on the hand that fed. Slowly but surely You'll choke on the words you've said.

Whatever
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy

Xmas Party Dec 22nd Mt Morris
Hello everyone just wanted to inform anyone and everyone who is in the mt.morris surrounding area that there will be a great xmash bash up at down the north on mt. morris rd just west of saginaw rd. Gene the dj is awesome and the bartender makes some hellacious drinks. so come on out and have a great time celebrting the holidays.

Fubar Vs Myspace
okay. whatever. i don't get this fubar thing. and saying that i'm wondering how many people must think i'm retarded because they find it to be so easy...i think that about people that tell me that they don't get myspace. yes, i'm a myspacer..i'm not much for this fubar crap...but because i have friends that have it...i'm here, too. for those of you that send me messages and whatnot, sorry if i don't respond. can't say i ever really get on here. in the battle of fubar vs myspace..i'd have to say for me...myspace wins. that is all.

I Love My Job
I LOVE MY FUCKING JOB... LET ME EXPLAIN. THIS MORNING AT ABOUT 7:30AM I HAD THE DISTINCT PLEASURE OF BLOWING THE DOORS OFF OF A UNDERCOVER TROOPER CAR WHILE TRAVELING AT APPROXIMATELY 105MPH... AND GOT AWAY WITH IT. AHHH... THE JOYS OF BEING AN EMT ARE ENDLESS. SO... YET ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY JOB!!!

Christmas Parties !!!
Christmas party 1 the 15th was the Christmas party for my main job Gold River Dist. Was held at the Ashland springs Inn. ( formaly known as the Marc Antony). Was kick in the Pants!!!!!!!!! all three Beer and wine ya can drink ( duh I work for a beer dist lol) Prime rib, salmon, chicken, kick ass sides, shrimp cocktail all you can eat......... won couple bottles of Italian chianti worth 50 bucks each. Afterwards some of us Walked down to the Black sheep and then i had a couple Irish car bombs and a Guiness milk shake. This coming friday is Christmas party 2 with my Fire Dept!!!!!!!! at the same place lol

No Puter
sry i havent been online much in like the last 3 months first all yalls that know me know that me and my bf broke up and sec he took my manes and i made this one lol third lost cable but got that back and if yalls had my number its been changed so get me when i am online to get that forth lost power hopefully should have that on on friday enough for now more later star dust is outie

Funny News!!!!
Every Hummer Owner Spontaneously Combusts In what atheists are calling "proof of God's existence," every owner of a Hummer spontaneously combusted yesterday. This tragedy is the latest in a string of several hundred related incidents in which Pontiac Aztek owners were mysteriously decapitated and owners of Honda Elements were fatally poisoned by an excess of fecal matter that eventually backed up into their bloodstreams. Decreed God, "They got what was coming to them." Although God had originally planned to merely set aside the ninth circle of Hell for the owners of these abhorrent vehicles, He recently came to the conclusion that a more Old Testament-like approach was necessary. Not to mention the ninth circle is already at capacity, what with all the condom users and seed-spillers. "What happened to the days when I used to smite people at the drop of a yarmulke?" asked God rhetorically. "I missed the old me. And the owners of Hummers were guilty of all kinds of sins:

Christmas Stuff
Candles are a gift of light, A tiny sun, a bit of star. No other dancer in the night Dances with such sheer delight, Little souls serene and bright, Each a glimpse of what we are Shining innocent and pure. *************************************************** Sitting under the mistletoe Sitting under the mistletoe One last candle burning low, All the sleepy dancers gone, Just one candle burning on, Shadows lurking everywhere: Some one came, and kissed me there. Tired I was; my head would go Nodding under the mistletoe No footsteps came, no voice, but only, Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely, Stooped in the still and shadowy air Lips unseen - and kissed me there. ************************************************ Christmas is a time for Love Christmas is a time for Love; a time for Joy and Peace; A time to trim the Christmas Tree and a time to stuff the geese. It's a time when we can come together, however far or near; To shed a little hope into a

And Though Christmas Is Almost Upon Us..........
Old one but cute.... > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > pearly gates. > > 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He > flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. > > 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > shook them and said, 'They're bells.' > > Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. > > The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. > > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And > justwhat do those symbolize?' > > The man replied, 'These are Carols.' >

Modern Art
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

Wow....this Guy Bought Me....i Kinda Like Being Owned
~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~ Go Show This Man Some LOVE!!! I have WONDERFUL friends...and I know you guys will make it worth his while to own me....:) He is a Nice guy...you NEED him on YOUR List too *kisses* He RAWKS!!! *Gets On Hands and Knees At Owners Feet* (Just Click The Pic and LOVE On Him) BhamBuggy@ fubar

Visions
A vision came to me this morning. It was sometime between 9 and 10:00 AM. I had just finished my coffee and read my e mail. I was not sleeping and I was aware of things around me but could not speak. My naked father came to me, he was standing holding a pine tree "Christmas Tree" and was tossing it into a fire. He looked at me and said, " This is what you end up with ". I though about it and I clearly got the message. If we think of the things we have in our life are really not that important. We all end up the way we started. We should love all living things. We should love our families and all we love, love them all the more. Do not settle for being alive but live your life the best you can. Thank the Great Spirit for your life and each day you can share. My father died in 1999. He was in a wheel chair for the last two years of his life. With only use of his arms. I was so happy to see him standing, he looked much younger yet he looked sad as he was tossing the youn

Graduation Is Here!!!
Its been 18 long months! Crazydebi and I finally made it. We are Gibbs College Graduates!! We are so excited and happy to be done and soon to be starting new jobs. A new chapter in our lives is about to begin and Crazydebi and I are going to be life long friends. I'm so glad I met her. Can you tell that we are right next to each other posting this blog? lol

Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night. ' The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

I Am Tired Of People Hurting Me
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. SO please know I do not think that what happened ( yet again) came from any of you. I do not think anyone of you could hurt me , or insult me the way I was in the email I received today. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So here

Desiderata
Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of al

Why Did I Get Blocked...
Someone tell me why she blocked me and if you dont agree tell her she shouldnt have blocked me... why do ppl jump to conclusions... when you put periods after a word or phase that ends one and begins another right? my i key doesnt work... although my spelling sucks sometimes too.. i am drvn while writng anyway... later ppl http://fubar.com/user/1219114 ->cutie2shoe...: ef you have the desre to look there are more revealn pctues of me also cutie2shoe...: sex and kids in the same sentance not cool ->cutie2shoe...: oh my..sounds lke you had fun makn that one... cutie2shoe...: just one she will be one next month ->cutie2shoe...: oh yeah.. gotta love money... so how many lttleonesyagot cutie2shoe...: money is good cutie2shoe...: im sure ya cant i tell ya so you dont have to wonder, lol i got lots of pussy shots, bare ass, and boobs..... ->cutie2shoe...: sounds lke a secretary wth a twst.you must lke the job or ya wouldnt be there after 10 years...wow ->cutie2shoe...: cant

I'm Back...
So a Friend of mine the other day said something to Me about My fubar account to which I replied I am NOT on fubar...she said YES You are You just don't get on it. So I went looking and sure enough I created this thing a LONG ASS time ago and well because I have so many other webpages I forgot HA HA! Anyhow I am back and I will try My hardest to stay on TOP of it this time! Since the last time I was on here I lived in Newark, OH and currently I am in Chesapeake, VA living life and loving the fact of being back HOME! Life is great and all that. If there is ANYTHING ya wanna know just ask....

When I Look Into Your Eyes
When I look into your eyesI know where I belong.When I look into your eyesI know that I’ve come home.When I see you smile at meI feel my soul begin to warm.When I see you smile at meI feel the world is at peace.When I feel your arms around meI know a sense of calm.When I feel your arms around meI know I’m safe at last.When I taste your tender kiss I taste a bit of heaven.When I taste your tender kiss I taste the essence of you.When I hear your soft whispers I feel my passions ignite When I hear your soft whispersI feel your fires burning in me.When you hold me close to you I know an ache within When you hold me close to youI know what heaven is.

Blogs From Others
Anna 'the One and OnlyManager of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar This blog is from Anna Why is it other people can send some of the most graphic sexual pictures there are for a comment on someones page and nothing happens? I wake up to a message from fubar telling me I have offended someone with some pics . Knowing I marked all that I personally were nsfw and put them in a folder marked as such and made them where they could not be ripped. I click on the link that takes u to the offensive pic and it is one I got from some one else that is their main profile pic.ok I play the silly game and put the offensive pics in a new nsfw folder and lable it as someone elses idea of nsfw. I then went to find a bouncer to have all my pics checked out so I do not have to go thru this again all are either not on line or away or asleep and 1 is here supposedly I asked for his help and have not gotten even a reply I go into the fubar support and I ask for help and get sent an email inst

Jokes
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny (which is amazing in itself!!! hahaha) so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on s

King Arthur And The Witch...
Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; a

Personality Makes The Mold..
You all might know me as a crazy person, fun loving, and showing that crazy side a lot. There is another side to my soul....When I am hurt, and down n out...I create laughter by doing stupid silly things. I have used FUBAR as a tool for me to heal, and I have a lot of friends on here who comment on my photos. That brings me peace, and I thank all of you. I hope that my personality brings out the best in all of you. I certainly enjoy reading the comments. My Dad built this being, and I thank God for him. I am living my life through him. He has passed, and the Holidays are very hard so If you laugh with me...you will have a friend for life. My personality has made a solid mold, and I do not want it to break. Thank You..NSF, Looking4new, and DewtheDew.....You guys always have funny comments, and thank you Armgst...adopted Pop...Love Ya..u6i9 you are awesome too...to all of my repeat offenders...and Misterfeet youare just the shit...love ya too

Help??
I DONT USUALLY ASK BUT IM ASKING NOW I NEED 164,731 PTS TO LEVEL I HAVE RATED TIL I CANT RATE ANYMORE I HAVE ADDED ALL THAT I CAN ADD I HAVE ALOT OF NEW PICS AND SOME NEW STASH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME TO LEVEL UP BEEN STUCK FOR 3 DAMN MONTHS LOL THANK YOU TO ALL THAT DO HELP

Christmas Party
Everyones invited to the best Christmas party online ANYWHERE!!!!!! going to be a great night full of Prizes, Fun, and HOTTIES on cam, yes you heard that right HOTTIES on cam............some lucky person will be winning a Blast for the most Christmasy profile, so dress up your profile with all the christmas stuff you can find online for a chance to win the BLAST, we will also be asking random trivia questions on everyones favorite subject CHRISTMAS, so brush up on your christmas knowledge for a chance to win fubucks............. DONT MISS THIS!!!!!! Saturday DECEMBER 22 at 6pm pacific time CLICK HERE AND COME SUBSCRIBE http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52309

Alone
Why love? Why care? Why bother? It gets you nowhere, but heartbroken. Why trust? Why Lust? When it always leads to words that should never have been spoken. I knew it without a doubt that my heart was going to be torn out. Why do I keep trying? When all they can do is keep lying? I believed in true love when all hope was gone...... I am meant to walk this world alone.

If You Had Me Alone
"IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE"

Friendship
Friendship . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart

Drivers
What is up with this? Can anyone just drive the damn car? I don't understand why the blinker lever is so elusive to some people. I for one, would love to know if you are going to turn, or get in front of me, and if you get in front of me, you better be doing my speed or faster. And if you are going slower than everyone else, you need to stay in the lane all the way to the right. Not only is it polite, but it is the law. Also, If you can't go 60, then take the back roads, we are on the freeway because we need to get where we're going quickly. And if you can't drive in the rain, stay home, call in sick, whatever. Don't get out on the road and create a bunch of road rage. One more thing.....learn to merge. One car at a time, it isn't that difficult. If you can't figure it out, give up your license and take the bus. OH.......and use the acceleration and deceleration lane for what it is for. You should be able to be doing the speed limit at the end of the ramp, and likewise, y

For Neenee
The Queen needs more friends and fans Lots and LOts of LOVE....come check her out, and leave some love while your at it NeeNee Da Queen - Happy Holiday's!@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♥ JeNn ♥ Door Girl for Centerfolds♥The Sisterhood♥@ fubar

Nothing Special
I had knee surgery the day before thanksgiving and will be off work until no earlier than the first week of January. Sitting in this house, raining outside, bored out of my mind. So, I thought to myself, why not write a boring blog for people to read or ignore. And here it is. However, I really have been able to keep up with old episodes of ER. Which it turns out, has become one of the things I really look forward to. From 10am to noon, that is what I do. Anyhow, I hope everyone has a great holiday and remember me, sitting here bored, day after day. I will write more soon, count on it. Boring or not.

It's Not Worth It Anymore!!!
Well people, I have had it!! I am tired of Fubar causing issues in my personal life. Mari and her friends and finally drove me over the edge. They have decided to take some very personal pics that I sent to her, and put them in a Homosexual Wanted add with my cell phone number. I have a new girlfriend now, and I don't want this to ruin my relationship. Mari still has a private folder with pics of me that she refuses to delete. Look at my page, I have nothing of her on it. She has shown that even though she is with another man, she still is not over me. Unless someone can give me a good reason to stay, I will be deleting my account once my VIP is done. payneja01

Contest!!!!
To All Members, Guests & Staff of Storm's Haven: The first person to bring in 15members to Storm's Haven will get 45k Fu-Bucks. Make sure to tell the new members to let me know who invited them. And once I get my finances straightened out, I'll buy that same person a one day blast. Get out there and get us some more members to join our family!! lol Storm. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735

Lmmfao
OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO

Love
"I do beseech you of your pardon for too much loving you." -William Shakespeare "To love at all is to be vulnerable." -C.S. Lewis "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be." -author unknown "Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars." -Christopher Marlowe "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing'd cupid painted blind." -William Shakespeare "You never lose by loving. you always lose by holding back" -Barbara De Angelis "All you need is love." -John Lennon "I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson "People love others not for who they are, but for how they make us feel." -Irwin Federman "Love is not what we become, but who we already are." -Steven Levine "Love is patient

Haha Ideas
a quote from dr samual lumis of the movie halloween" evil is real and is in the form of the most innocent eyes" evil can be stricken from a person but a child is neither good nor evil because it knows no better and once a child is shown how good evil feels he wil become pure evil over time evil does exist but not in one form but many these are the self holdings we find relivent god is but a name for a great being no one religion is correct all are based on one thing being kind to your fellow man no mater his or her religion we are human and have faults religion is an idiocracy used by people to find solance in ones self and his or hers life and beleifs we use religion as an excuse not a salvation when you do harm unto yourself or a nother you ask foregiveness of your god or your devil or your enemy it only alows you to find solance and self evidencing salvation i am no scholar but i am a phelosepher in my owne righthence forth religion is both good and bad no matter the religio

Update!
Well, just heard from the doctor and the yolk sack that is missing from my baby is what makes up the central nervous system and brain for the baby... meaning i would lose it in a few months or have a stillborn. So this friday i am going into the hospital to have it removed. then i can concentrate on the other things that are going on in my body, oh goody... thanks to all my friends and please keep me in your prayers, i really think it is helping :) love to all, suzy

Boobies -vs- Willies
family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m

Kevin Smith Ripped These Sentiments Right Out Of My Head...lol
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that h

Nic For Auction!!
THE PUREST OF ANGELS IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF, AND IF YOU DON'T SEE THE NEED TO BID ON THIS AMAZING GIRL , PLEASE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!! NOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NIC IS THIS SHE IS TRULY AMAZING! SHE PUTS EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HERSELF, SO LET US TAKE THE TIME TO PUT HER BEFORE US!! SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE SHE CAN GET, LET US JUST OVERWHELM HER!! SHE IS TRULY THE PUREST OF ANGELS! PRIZES FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ARE AS FOLLOWS: -- > ALL PICS AND STASH RATED -- > 5 SFW WORK PICS, SALUTES/POSES, YOUR CHOICE -- > WEEKLY PIMPOUT BULLETIN FOR 1 MONTH -- > PIMPOUT PERMANTENTLY IN MY BLOGS -- > FU-OWNED BY _____ IN MY NAME FOR 2 WEEKS -- > YOUR PROFILE LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR 1 MONTH -- > AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT SENT TO YOU ALONG WITH A PIC OF NIC WEARING IT! -- > A SFW PHONE CALL, UP TO THIRTY MINUTES! RULES: -- > SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! -- > NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. -- > THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. --

Paaaartyyyyy!!!!
December 28th, 2007 I'm throwing a kick a@# party, bring your own alcohol, and whatever else, send me a message to get directions, please forward this to all of your friends. Party starts at 7-8pm. There is a fire pit in the back yard, and a loud stereo system with plenty of music, hip hop, techno, and lots of rock. My property is gated so there is not really any worry about cops, they can't come through unless they have a search warrant. :D Come on and have fun!!!

So Whats The Complaint?
Woman accused of groping mall Santa AP - 8 minutes ago Sent 597 times DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

The Man
So 881039 just had his mumm entitled 'Bald Beavers' nuked when someone complained that it was nsfw. I missed her name dammit, but she obviously belongs back on MySpace. Why am I writing this? Because in the highest and mightiest possible way, she chewed out all of the commenters as well for 'not knowing what nsfw meant. Then she reported the mumm. Funny thing is, there wasn't a single direct mention of human anatomy anywhere in the mumm. I personally was commenting about Canada's national rodent. I think I voted nay to shaving them because they really need that thick pelt, especially at this time of year. So why did the mumm get deleted I wonder? Any suggestions? Did anyone catch that miserable whiny bitch's name?

Come Join
Hey Everyone that is local...I would like to invite you to join me and Steve up at Down The Hatch North in Mt Morris On December 22 at 9PM for their Christmas Party.It should be alot of fun...And it would give me a chance to meet alot of you...I hope to see you all there :-)

Readthis
If you email me or send me a shout be respectful or you do not get a reply back, and i can not answer 100 shouts all at once if i don't answer you that means i missed your shout, do not start cussing me out because i didn't answer you, i am not ignoring you i am just getting way to many people sending me shouts at once. if you are disrespectful to me or insulting in anyway shape or form i will block you, and if the shouts are getting way to much i will turn them back to family only. Everybody: just cause I post NSFW photos does not mean i am a whore or slut, i am a fetish model do not send me a shout telling me how hard my pictures got you, or how horny i make you i really don't want to hear it, I have already put a lot of men on block for sending me nasty comments, and one more thing don't beg me to come look at your NSFW photos and i don't care what size you say you are online, and if you send me a shout about how big your cyber penis is you will be BLOCKED DO NOT SEND ME A EMAIL

For Uk And Us Troops
Ask this question to a soldier,the answers in his eyes Always we will be here waiting,the call we wont deny We'll always fight for freedom,never ask why We'll go away to far off lands,leaving our loved ones behind Many times we are alone, several times inside Open the windows to our souls, see in soldiers eyes They said my life was over They said was a waste You'll never have a life my boy Not just a taste I refused to believe them I was better than the rest And when i look up from my feet There was a sign saying be the best I walk through the door Determined to make them see ''You want to be a soldier lad?' '' Come on then, follow me.'' If you saw me now My life far fro over I'm sure as hell ot a waste Far from it I'm soldier.

Sesons Crappings Lol
well i suoppse ill start my little rant off here, So ive been looking for work for the holidays and i keep getting toldto try again next year :/ kinda doesnt make sence if its holiday work to ask me to return jan of 08, a little common sence would go along way at some places now wouldnt it......then theres a girl i went out on a date with a while back , we hit it off great better than id expected but cant seem to get on that second date i seem to be committed to trying to start something but obviously not her :( ive had to have caleld over 20 times and never gotten a call back and only got her on the phone twice......ud think if u liked somone youd try to get to them or atleast call for fuck sakes , then there the sugery ive had on my jaw , i had to molors removed and bone put in then had to go back in cause i had a abses that ate aaway at my sinus bone leaveing a big gap even with the frist bone implantiation not to metion had had to have tissue removed fro my pallet to cover the bon

Porn
Ok, let's get one thing straight, if you posted naked pics of yourself up here, you obviously want people to see them. Why then do you post them and put on the folder don't even ask and act pissed when people do, who's the fuckin pervert here, the ones wanting to see you're tits, or you for posting pics of them in the first fucking place. And furthermore, what's with posting nudes of yourself when you know damn well that you have some brokedown old nasty ass titties and a big beer gut? And guys, why are you posting pics of your dicks on here? If you're cock was really that big you would be in porn not yanking one off too it, stop stealing pics and saying its yours. Point is if you didn't want anyone to see your naked shit, you wouldn't be posting them on the net, and just because I wanna see you naked doesn't mean I wanna be your fan.

Heros
An important Person passed away December 16thOfficer William Eric Freeman ~ You will be missed"A Part Of America Died"Somebody killed a policeman today, And part of America died. A piece of our country he swore to protect, Will be buried with him at his side. The suspect that shot him will stand up in court, With counsel demanding his rights. While a young widowed mother must work for her kids,And spend many long lonely nights. The beat he walked was a battle field too just as if he had gone off to war. Though the flag of our nation won't fly at half mast,To his name they will add a gold star. Yes, somebody killed a policeman today, In your town or mine, While we slept in comfort behind locked doors,A cop put his life on the line. Now his ghost walks a beat on a dark city street, And stands at each new rookies' side. He answered the call,of himself and gave his all,And a part of America died.Author Unknown~Please repost this in as many places as you can including here. Officer Freeman

The Real Reason For The Holiday
THE U IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. 'Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U.' So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U.

Thoughts Of No One Special
Overworked. Underpaid. Overstressed. Underappreciated. This is what happens to someone like me. You accept the fact that you have to be flexible and adaptable on a job, but the more you do, the less other people do, and 2 minutes later you're doing everything while all the other people are huddled together talking having fun and making you the big ugly butt of everyone's jokes. I'm being used for many people's professional gains, and once they get bored with me or feel they don't need my usefulness any longer, I'll be but just a memory. Oh well, just another day in the life of no one special. -B

Grand Rapids
Here i find myself on a tuesday night, out of town, away from friends and family for the second and thank god the last night. Sharing a room with an older gentleman named chava. He has worked for us for several years and is really a great guy. However he is pushing my patience to a limit. Yesterday i bought him dinner, as i did today. Yesterday was Kfc ,, today was Subway. Right now i have the bathroom fart fan on trying to rid this lil room of the ass he has been dropping. A nice pungent mix of chicken and subway blt. The windows are secured or frozen shut and the stench is inescapable. Omfg! He dropped ass again!!! wtf! Room service,,, 1 jumbo cork! stat!! The friggen paint is peeling!!! Its pissing me off!!!!!!! I may be gettin a separate room. My stomach just cant handle much more!! Damm,, i clicked my heels together 3 times,,, guess what?! I didnt friggen go home!! At least in this motel i have semi-functioning wifi and the beds are not broken like the ones from last night

Life21
I had a physical therapy appointment today. We discussed what she should try on me this time since taping up my shoulder didn't work and my skin reacted to the tape when she did it. She tried this electrode machine on my back and shoulder to react to the muscles. She left it on for about 20 minutes and it helped a lot. That is until she went to turn it off and she accidentally turned it the other way and shocked the Hell out of me. She felt so bad. It scared the shit out of me. LMAO! So she ordered me a machine to be sent to my home so I can do it to myself. I was really surprised how much it helped me. She said to do it 1 to 2 times a day to relax those muscles. Unfortunately she informed me she is pretty sure I have a torn rotator cuff in my left shoulder from back in April when I fell down some stairs in a restaurant! I never have gone in to have it checked and have just dealt with it. I guess I should really have is x-rayed and get it taken care of but that mea

New Horror Novel
My new novel is selling well. Here is the link if anyone is interested to purchase. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780979988448&itm=3 Here is the booksigning tour information: Hope to see you all. Eric Enck will be signing copies of the following books, TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE at the following bookstores: First off, a little insight: TELL ME YOUR NAME is a violent novel centering around a serial killer murdering pregnant women and leaving other dead killer's fingerprints at the crime scenes eluding the police. You can also order the book anywhere on-line. You can ship it to Eric for a signature at the address listed down below. Amazon has the cheapest prices as of now. THE RECKONING is a bloody tale about a young college student who is obsessed with vampires in books. She begins a killing spree based on her suffering past with her father. Little does she know, that after many gory killing

Come Join Us
Please come join us at Friend's til the End lounge at: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52845 a place where you can meet new friend's and hear good music where the only thing that is required is that you have a good heart....

Fedsex 2
What do u do when u learn about someone who don't get none and is wit someone. Put it two u like this from what was explained 2 me, menopause is a mutha dressed up wit numbers. C i learned from experience when u not getting none ur mornings can be doom and your night resemble hell. So when my boy was complaining, not explaining, about being pussy-less, wit a live piece of meat on the butcher's table or a little boy laying next 2 priest. yeah it will drive u crazy. When women shut down don't go for the rape charge, because that is was is bound to happen. i myself am use 2 getting it in, so imagine how someone who is wit someone who is not even getting around 2 it. U feel "dethrone". Get some become like playing the lottery, if it is going 2 happen then it happen. But u will probably hit every now and then. Myself i would resort 2 different matters, like cheatin, but at this point that is 2 costly. I told homeboy might as well marry your hand if u can't afford a rental or fit 4 the

Rachels Blogs
A Holiday Wish By Steve Martin If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and

I Am In A Contest
Hello everyone, I am in my first contest. Any amount comments you can leave would be greatly appreciated and thanks. Happy Holidays :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=2485988936

Dj Shadow @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS DJ.. MAY BE LURKING AROUND... YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND HIM... HIDING IN THE BACKGROUND... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HIM AT... IS HE AWAKE??... OR IS HE ASLEEP?!? WELL IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!! BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW... WHEN HE'S SPINNIN THE VINYL... HE PUTS ON AN AWESOME SHOW... EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNING... FROM 1AM - 7AM MST... HE'S CLASSY... NEVER SASSY!!!... AND... ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM... SO COME ON IN TO AFTERSHOCK AND SAY HELLO.. GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VO

To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh

Christmas
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no Am I: [] okay [] hott [] sexy [] cute Would you rather: [] makeout [] cuddle [] go out [] none of the above Would u e

Justice League
Wonder Woman made us a super cool hideout. Tell all your Superfriends to check it out. (had to comic it up alittle lol) The pimped outshout box will be marked private this saturday so hurry up and join. :) love ya guys if you dont wanta join thats so fine but you should check out my new baby she is so pretty Justice League is her name. :)

Rants
LMFAO!! This photo was flagged as NSFW right after I uploaded it. PLEASE!! Give me a fucking break! What jealous bitch flagged this? LOL Must have been a jealous bitch because no guy in the right mind would flag this.

Greed
You sit and point fingers at the life you have jaded when all along it was you who had raided a young soul and heart and mind. Never taking into consideration the future you were creating and the relationship you were taking--away-- with your lie and dollar consumed high. As you watched the bruises form and the young mind became cynical, it was all okay even today. Never taking any blame for watching your wallet get fat while the young soul fell flat. You are the only one to fail, left a young life to derail, spinning out of control. Now that it's twisted, take a long look at what you have created. With each crack of the leather to see the love and trust deflated. Was it worth it?

Christmas Blessings
We apologize for this mass Holiday Wish, but we want all our family, friends and fans to know that we wish each and every one of you a Blessed Christmas and safe holiday season. We are still trying to get organized since moving to the country and are preparing for a family Christmas here complete with the traditional dinner. Forgive us for not being here as much as we were, but hopefully soon things will settle back to somewhat normal. Please bear with us and remember that we love you all and wish you the best. Hugzzzz, Sipher, Sexy LiL Sharky and family

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. They were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, af

Kurisumasu
It is really cheap and it would be for christmas...cause i'm not able to get anything for christmas. please if anyone can let me know and i can give you my address so it can be sent to me here are the things they are only 2.75 and 1.75 or something like that here are the links first item second item

Taking Chances
Don’t know much about your life. Don’t know much about your world, but Don’t want to be alone tonight, On this planet they call earth. You don’t know about my past, and I don’t have a future figured out. And maybe this is going too fast. And maybe it’s not meant to last, But what do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there’s solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? I just want to start again, And maybe you could show me how to try, And maybe you could take me in, Somewhere underneath your skin? What do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there’s solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? And I had my heart beaten down, But I always come back for more, yeah. There’s nothing like love to pull you up, When you’re laying down on the floor there. So talk to me, talk t

Help Me Leave Fubar With A Smile!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! TAKE SERIOUSLY!!! I REGRET TO INFORM YOU BUT THE PIMP WILL DIE ON JANUARY 31st AND WILL NOT RETURN. HEY PEOPLE IT BEEN A BLAST MEETING NEW FACES AND HANGING OUT WITH THE SOME OF THE KEWLEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET BUT I HAVE DECIEDED TO WALK AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK... I WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE ALREADY BUT MY VIP IS BOCKING THE EXIT AND WON’T LET ME GET THROUGH. *JAN 31st* IS MY RESERECTION DATE BACK INTO SOCIETY AND AWAY FROM HERE... SOME OF YOU, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE CAN EITHER CALL ME, HIT ME ON YAHOO, MSN, OR EVEN THE DREADED MYSPACE I HATE SO MUCH. IN THE UPCOMMING TIME TILL I EXPIRE I WOULD LIKE TO SET SOME PERSONAL GOALS UPON EXITING AND I NEED YOU ALL TO HELP. MAKE IT TO LVL24 GODFATHER AND WIN A SPOTLIGHT THAT’S IT BUT I CAN’T DO IT A LONE. I’M ONLY ONE PERSON BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF YOU THAT CAN HELP ME… PLEASE HELP THIS WOULD BE THE BEST EXITING PRESENT EVER. TRUST ME I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT I GOTTA GET BACK ON TRACK. ME LEAVIN

Stupid People
hate people that say there gonna do something and turn around and don't do it i use to be like that to but i have grown up if i wanna do something i'm gonna go do it and not give a fuck what people think i even lost a good women cause i held back you don't realize what you have till it's gone then it's to late to do anything about it all you can think about about is what you had people say grow the fuck up and move on which is true for some things but not all so don't let time pass you bye but live it to the fullest

Fuck Fubar
Why should it even exist. i must be really unfuckin cool.if i cant even make friends on this dumb ass site,where people think there shit dont stink. fuck them. this whole site is nothin more then fakes and liars. tryin to make people think somethin there not.i though this place would of been cool,not gay like mysapce. And the people with nsfw pics,why post if u wont let people see and if we do see "ur not here for sex" well dont post that shit fuckin tease, skank, slut. Yea im pissed,pissed at you the person laughin with the incrowed on fubar. bout to be ratin this blog a 1. well go ahed. i dont care. And to my friends on my list jus go fuck ur selves ur not my friends, u did it for the points, and so "ur profile would look cool" fuckin conformists. Most of u posers wouldnt know a good thing if it crawled on ur nono part and rubbed it, but then again none of u are horny jus wanting to level up and gain fubucks. So for my ending comment. Take a full body shot so i can tell if ur fat or

I Don't Get It......
This evening I was rating, commenting, adding stash, accepting friend requests, (requesting some myself), but last I knew that's what you do on this site, it's all for fun...so I thought. A comment was made on my profile pic, I thanked the individual, rated and commented on this 40YR OLD MAN FROM CANADA, then moved on to doing somthing else, well he saw that I was viewing and rating and commenting on other's profiles, pics, and whatever he decided that I wasn't giving him enough attention and here a partial of the convo that took place between us, I actually found it rather amusing that this grown man actually got mad because I wasn't giving him the attention he thought I ought to have given him....WTF! THIS IS THE INTERNET, IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF US ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET!!. so those of you who read this and view the conversation between me and this individual, hope you get a chuckle like I did, it was just too much for me to not share....by the way he was reported. DOO

Love?
> It hurts to love someone and > not be loved in return, > but what is more painful > is to love someone and > never find the courage > to let that person know how you feel. > > Maybe God wants us to meet > a few wrong people before > meeting the right one > so that when we finally > meet the right person, > we will know how to > be grateful for that gift. > Love is when you take away > the feeling, the passion, and the romance > in a relationship and find out > you still care for that person. > > A sad thing in life > is when you meet someone > who means a lot to you, > only to find out in the end > that it was never meant to be and you > just have to let go. > > The best kind of friend > is the kind you can sit > on a porch and swing with, > never say a word, and then walk away > feeling like it was the > best conversation you've ever had. > > It's true that w

Which Are You?
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22)Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying...loves to touch and moan for no reason at all just being a dork out of the blue... 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22)THIZ IZ DA REALZ ME Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost LIBRA-GOOD IN BED

Funny
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful well endowed 19 year old blond. She said "Santa, will you please stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"

Hello Again
Well with the probs here on and off with the site, i got my dander up and wound up andno way to vent my feelings but to post on the here in my blogs...but..to no avail no one said much exceptr a measely few who just said ok lol. so i mummed it and was told several times by several weird and rude pereps if i didnt like what was goin on to leave....after debating over and over i thought i would do a shock thing since i couldnt find a way that i could just hide my profile so when im gone for abreak i can hide mebbe just let my friends see me no one else lol. i just got fed up and delete my old profile and start over. So for those who knew me as Highly you still can....just for Xmas im Humbug...lol Scrooged. errr scrooge

Rules
Due to recent events I have made these rules for all of Sean's (aka DJ Khaotic Wolf) ex, present, and future fu-girls. #1) Please do not talk to me like I'm your best friend. I am not your friend I am Sean's friend. #2) I do not care about you or your problems. I care about Sean. If you last more than six months I may come to care about you, but until that time I just do not care. #3) I am Sean's coworker. He does not need for me to know all of his relationship details and personally I do not need to know them all either. So please do not tell me about them. Thank You. #4)(Last but not least) If you are PSYCHO I am definitly not talking to you. I am not in the mood for your psycho shit I have got enough problems of my own then to deal with yours also. Especially if I do not know you. I'll probably add more rules to this list but until then if you do not like these rules please see the manager (aka Sean aka DJ Khaotic Wolf). Thank You!!!!!!

Lyrics
Mad World by Tears For Fears All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tommorow, no tommorow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you 'Cos I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me

Prayer Folder
I MADE ANEW FOLDER FOR THE SOLDIERS OVERSEAS....INISIDE IS A PRAYER CANDLE.... i make a challenge to all Fuibar members....add a candle so that prayers for our men and women..not in this folder but in your own...for each one that you have post a comment here lettin me know and will keep a tally of how many prayers there have been made. lets do this for the military wives t hat are on here and that are not..and lets dpo pray for the men and women serving in Iraq and elsewhere overeseas....that they come home safe!

Next Summer's Bike Trip
Hello Folks.. Thought we would write this blog and see if there are those that might like to lend a hand next summer. Heres the deal, We plan on going for a long ride heading for the Florida Keys in the early summer. But we plan on making the trip down and back as much of the fun as hitting the beach for a few days snorkeling and the like. Now those friends we have grown close to on here know Paul is a disable vet and we are on a fixed income so we are planning on camping along the way as much as possible and avoiding hotels and the like as much as possible. Taking all back roads all the way down and back and hitting all the Native Rez’s along the way to refuel our Sprits. Because of the limited carry capacity of our scoot we would like to plan to meet folks off here along the way that might like to lead us a shower and maybe a cup of coffee ( and if were really quite, a warm spot on the floor if we need a few winks out of a rain). We thought the idea of a rough

Do You Really Exisit For Me??
Someone to share my secrets with Someone to share my world and life with Someone that can take all my fears away With a single word or action to me Why do we bother to continue searching? For that special someone to love and hold When so plainly it seems to be That all we do is hurt others and get hurt in the process? Does that one special someone Who will love unconditionally And make you their whole world Really exist out there somewhere? Or is it just a cruel game played on us By the Fates or Powers from above? Do they like to make us love and lose? Do they enjoy seeing our pain and heaving our despair?? If my one special someone truly exist Please come and find me rather quickly Before I lose my Faith in ever being loved And lose all hope in my life and become an empty shell...... My special someone..... Do you really exist for me.....

A Story I Wrote ....
A cold loney night I rocked and cried myself to sleep so many times in a darkend loney room Asking God so many times ... WHY??? WHY cant no one love me when I have so much love to give? WHY... Does he use me as a punch bag for his amusment ? WHY ... am I ignored , Do I deserve this? WHY... Can I not escape this torment? I know I need to be strong To stop the shaking and shivering The weeping into my pillow I find comfort in a cold spare bed in a cold spare room My safe haven away from the fear I lay my head down gasping for air as my tears become loud sobs I am begining to calm and the house is all quiet I lay down my aching head , My limbs feel so numb and dead He dont care what he has done, His asleep now that his had his fun I turn to the only friends I have here at the dead of night I am sure my cats know how I hurt as they each snuggle to protect me From the cold loney night.

Just Thoughts
As we travl along this road we call life, obstacles are thrown in our path - some small, some large, some even seem unmountable at the time. But, things happen for a reason, at times its hard to see what that reason is. The same as people enter your life for a reason. Today is a gift to put wrong what we did yesterday, so we dont make the same mistakes tomorrow. Whatever we do or say yesterday can never be taken back. Yesterday is History, Today is the future. If you have someone special in your life tell them now, dont wait till tomorrow, as tomorrow never comes "If Tomorrow Never Comes" Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That

2 Smart 2 Be Played!!
I was on fubar yesterday morning when I started chatting with a certain someone.. well we seem to have a good bit in common.. we both thought each other was attractive... so we both had felt like we were dreaming bc it just truly felt to good to be true.. *LOL OH AND IT WAS* Well A long time friend of mine, was online and I sent them a message on yahoo.. Funny thing.. my friend and this girl both are on another site.. well I am friends with a couple other people on that site as well.. Well I sign on to that other site using one of my other friends account bc they told me that I REALLLY needed to see something *AS IT WAS HAPPENING* I will add that that girl that I had met and was chatting with .. well she and I were still chatting with one another thru the shoutbox on fubar. Well I went on this other site and low and behold, I see this girl leaving "I Miss You" , "Thinking About You" and "I Luv U" comments on other guys pages while we are chatting thru the shoutbox.. Well

From Heaven's Door
Knockin' On Heaven's Door Lyrics Merry Christmas from Heaven's Door... Please stop by and check us out..good music...great people.. and an all around awesome place. Just click on the banner below and hope to see you there... Hugs and Much Love... Cassie.. Owner of Heaven's Door..

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Grandfather Passed Away
I just wanted to say thanks for everyone being there for me today offering me your condolences, thoughts and prayers. It means so much to me now, in my time of grief and sorrow. Im going to try and keep my chin up and my head high. But again thanks everyone for all your support... Much love for you all.

Run Away
Sometimes I feel like the word is looking over my shoulder I feel my patience growing shorter I dontwant to know I dont want to feel I dont want to be I dont want to sound crazy! I dont want to sound insane! Have you ever felt the same? I cant take the pressure Just want to run away I make believe Im feeling better Cause I cant take the pressure Just need to run away

Santa
Ok, I was thinking last night and it just doesnt seem right that Santa has never had problems with this before but hey He can see you when your sleeping and can see you when your awake, does anyone else have a problem with this cause to me kinda sounds like he has a thing for Kids!!!

Letter From A Friend
I just had to write and tell you how much I love you and care for you .Y esterday, iI saw you walking and laughingwith your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you .S, I painted yoou a sunsetto close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited-you never called- i just kept on loving you.................AS I watched you fall asleep last night, i wanted so muchto touch you.I spilled moonlight onto your face- trickiling down your cheeks as so many tearhave. Y ou didnt even think of Me; I wanted so much to comfort you..............The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a gloriousmorning for you. But you woke up late and rushed offto- you didnt even notice.My sky became cloudy and my tears became the rain.................... I love you .oh if you'd only listen.I really love you.I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers. My love throughout the treetops and spills it into vibrant colors of alll t

"friends"
Ok... If you are reading this then prepare yourself for a typical rant that you would expect from me. Seems that I've developed a new way to make enemies on this site. I decided that instead of immediately adding people, I try to find out why they wanted to add me and see if they are sincerely interested in having a "friend." I don't see the point in having a bunch of "friends" that aren't really friends. Reminds me of myspace whoring for the most friends. I have no opinion of people who do that, but it doesn't serve any purpose for me. I don't care about leveling or any of that shit. I may have a couple people on my friends list that I don't talk to on a frequent basis, but I make it a point to stay in touch... a shout, profile comment, gift, message... whatever. Anyways... to those of you who get offended by my curiosity... wtfe yourselves. You've just proven to me that you don't deserve to be a friend anyways.

The Police Are Dumb!
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of you

Where Oh Where Could I Beeeeeee
Hey everyone...I know I havent been around alot this passed month...Really busy getting ready for the holiday season and for my daughters birthday that happens to be December 25th plus on top of some family issues with my step son things are CRAZY to say the least around here...I hope everyones holiday season is going well and that it is filled with lots of love and cheer! Hopefully soon I will be able to spend more time on Fubar with all my Fubarian friends...Miss you guys! *hugs and luvs*

31 Things To Ponder!
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 13. Where do fo

Christmas Season 2007
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better. Those a**holes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny, who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds. Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the ai

The Boy
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells. "Where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" the farmer yells back. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back

3 Old Ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

Speeding Ticket - Too Funny
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you

More Corn
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. "This place is great, isn't it?" he asks. The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?" The first man, in a low tone of voice, responds, "Follow me." The two of them walk over to a large window at the end of the room. The window faces out onto the street, 12 floors below. "Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he remains aloft! "The air currents are great here!" he exclaims. "It's very relaxing." He floats back into the room. As his feet return to the bar-room floor, he invites the second man to try it. The second man, skeptical, peers out through the window - down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up. Convinced that it wa

3 Sons
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

Finally 6 Top Q & A You Been Waiting For
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

I Cost $3,410per Night
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The Life And Times Of A Slave Girl Named Mandy
For only being 20,I have learned a lot as time has gone by.Things dont always turn out they way you want and they never are what you think they are.In one day,your whole life can change.And you wont have a say in the matter.You wont even know what happened.But that is all that it takes.One day for your life to become something else.What seemed to matter to you before,only seems like a childish game in the past.And that is basically all that it was.A childish game.Looking back at my 20 years on this planet, it has had a lot of good and bad times.A lot of ups and a lot of downs.But thats the thing.You have to take the good with the bad.No matter how good something can be, there will always be something bad to follow.Ive put people through things they should have never encountered.Ive made my parents go on trips to hell and back pleanty of times when all they were trying to do was help me out and look out for me.They didnt deserve an eighth of the things they have gone through.I know I ca

Gone Too Long...
Wow, I can't believe I haven't been on here in 2 months. Life sure can fly by when you're busy. Not much has changed, other than my hours at work which pretty much is why I haven't been on, because I used to come on before I left for work. I did finally change jobs, but alas, this one sucks as bad as the one I had before. It makes me wonder if there is really such a thing as a good job where you can be happy? I mean, I've had jobs that I've enjoyed, but I can't seem to find one that gives me fulfillment, ya know? I always end up in some paper-pushing job, which I don't actually hate, but it always turns in to more than I wanted. I'm not lazy, and am good at what I do, but I feel like I am wandering around out here lost in a sea of jobs. I have considered working from home, but all those jobs end up being some sort of scam, and I'm not that stupid. Is there really a homebased business that works? I always end up with some dickhead for a boss, or a woman who is trying to prove she has a

Bad News
A single mom I know,was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.She had to spend time away from her kids ,while having chemo done.She hoped and prayed for the cancer to be gone .But 2 days ago she finds out it's back.As a sinlge mom ,who has always struggled and fought to keep her kids safe.She now feels so alone inside.And I guess her fight is not over yet.She hasnt told her kids ,where x-mas is just around the bend .But really ,when does a person say they can't fight anymore? God what a nice christmas present hey!(THIS IS THE THING ,THIS STORY IT TRUE CAUSE IT'S BOUT ME!)

Lets Not Forget
Off Topic; but something we should ALL be thinking about.... This poem was written by a Marine. The following is his request. I think it is reasonable: "PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U. S. service men and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed." HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MED

Cathedral Rocks!
Damnit my babies,gotta say Cathedral totally rocks!....You should check out their LP The carnival Bizarre!......Got a lil somethin for every lil metal fan on it!....An as always,much love,heavy metal that is!..............lol

Fuck Him!!
Well I feel like Greg is driftin apart from me!! Every since we have found out bout us bein pregnat he just acts like he don't want nothin to do w/ it!! Then last night he got on his myspace and FOUND his EX FIANCE!! But he tells me not to be worried bout it!! How can I not be worried bout it when shes tellin him she still has LINGERING FEELING FOR HIM!! WTF is that all bout?? I really want to just give up he says I got nothin to worry bout but then @ the say time I do b/c they were goin to get MARRIED!! GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK!! U know she wants more then just too see him!! Even know she says shes married!! I really can't believe that shes just lookin for a friendship w/ Greg I know how women work and thats not the way I knwo I was there once!! I can't believe Greg would want to talk or see her after all these years the only thing i can think that he want's to see her for is to SEE IF THE FEELING R STILL THERE!! Last Message---Congrats Im Happy 4 U In A Mixed Way. (id Have 2 Explai

Cancer
here recently like within the last 3 months i have been diagnosed with testicular cancer am now going through chemo therapy and to make things worse i started losing hair todayif anyone else has dealt with this situation i would love to hear how u deal with it

For The Ladies , Had To Post This.
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ? I got this from a friend . Feel free to copy if you want .

Feeling Good Again.
Well it has been about 2 weeks now that I got fired from my old job and now I have a new one. I knew I would get something soon and didn't worry about a thing unlike everyone around me. I have the confidence to do anything I need to do to get the job done. That is why I never worry about anything. I always see the good in everything. Well now that all is well I am going to celebrate.

Wow
So this guy has been shouting me everyday for the last week.....with the same shout...Today i asked him why he keeps asking me, because yesterday i told him that i do not give my Yahoo or MSN ID out to people i don't know......my profile says the same thing....but today i guess he was just in a bad mood After he called me a C**T he blocked me...WTF pussy! Anyway have a great day :D April ♥

Dont Know
ok my life is not perfect im in a tight jam i moved back in with my ex because he was going to kick my sister and her two kids out if i didnt my sister is now just getting her life back and im real unhappy live here just so she can have a place to live i have told my sister how i feel but she has done nothing about it should i stay for abit long or should i good

Ten Teps On Talking With Your Kids About Sex!
Ten Teps on Talking with Your Kids about Sex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sexuality is a normal part of growing up. For most parents and caregivers, though, sex is often an uncomfortable topic to approach with their kids. Many people say “I’d rather not” or “we’ll talk about it later.” Some people fear that talking openly about sex will give the message “you should have sex and lots of it.” That will depend on the messages that you give. You as a parent or caregiver can be a healthy role model for them, and teach them limits and boundaries while recognizing their natural curiosities. Teaching children about safety and responsibility is very important to their development. Sharing your values with them openly and giving them reasons behind your values can be very meaningful and can influence children to think before they act. Not speaking with children about sex increases the likelihood of them finding out misinfo

Re: 9/11
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him

Funnies
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco . The pastor of the church was looking over the lawn when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got Him at church." "And why did you take Him?" The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it." MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

Teacher Wanting To Teach Politeness
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young Lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said Were sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cen

Straight Pisses Me Off
You know what just pisses me off. When they make you do something you dont want to do. I did not want to create a salute photo I just wanted to beable to view, rate, and comment on peoples pictures and profiles and level up. But no I go for about 3+ weeks rating and having a good ol time when all of a sudden it dawns on me "I need a salute photo sto level up." Well I throw one out there hoping that all the work Ive done in the last 3+ weeks hasnt gone to waist and guess what.......IT HAS. Now I have to start all over. That just straight pisses me off

Freya For Sale
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For You.....
To the one I had loved I am sorry for my wrong For the way I had hurt you For the broken heart I had given you For ever thinking that we could be Together as one spirit and soul As we had always discussed in the night Of our fondness to be together as One I was a broken soul when we first meet Yet even as friend you had mended it Always being there for me when I needed Till that faithless day when we had parted. It was then on that single day That my love and whole world Came crashing down all around As I felt each piece of my Broken Heart and Broken Soul Come shattering down around my now empty being For this I promise you now I shall never seek you out Or try to tell you I am sorry For saying I am sorry is never enough To undo the Harm and Hurt I have caused you But I shall leave you all now For a broken soul an heart Does not belong in this world of light So I wish you all fair well And pray you live long and happy As I sit here and fade away

Th3 S4m3 Dumb $h!t
guys are so really just getting on my nerves... seriously no matter how old they are they are they all act like they're two... it's just frustrating and then no matter what they do you can't just stay mad at the stupid stuff they do! urgg.......... lolz... so right now i'm just telling all of you guys out there that are single or taken or watever: GROW UP!

My Nyc Christmas Letter To Friends
Many of you saw the pics of Bryan and I at the Bronx Zoo last night, and in NYC at Rockefeller Center, as well as my email of all the beautiful Christmas window displays. The holidays are a wonderful time of year. I'm not looking to change that, or bring anyone down, but I think it's also important to remember that there is another side to Christmas. A side, I saw last night as well, but didn't photograph for everyone to see. As I stood there in the city, having a blast, bundled up in my many layers and eating all the fun holiday foods from the street vendors.... I and many others walked by, what seems to have become an acceptable fixture in the city! As Bryan was buying his "rat on a stick", I watched an old woman stumble around on her cane, holding a cup out for spare change. I watched a man playing his instrument on a cold street corner, to make change. More importantly, I sat and watched a man, in ripped up sweat shorts, no shoes or socks, and a t-shirt,

For You
To the one I had loved I am sorry for my wrong For the way I had hurt you For the broken heart I had given you For ever thinking that we could be Together as one spirit and soul As we had always discussed in the night Of our fondness to be together as One I was a broken soul when we first meet Yet even as friend you had mended it Always being there for me when I needed Till that faithless day when we had parted. It was then on that single day That my love and whole world Came crashing down all around As I felt each piece of my Broken Heart and Broken Soul Come shattering down around my now empty being For this I promise you now I shall never seek you out Or try to tell you I am sorry For saying I am sorry is never enough To undo the Harm and Hurt I have caused you But I shall leave you all now For a broken soul an heart Does not belong in this world of light So I wish you all fair well And pray you live long and happy As I sit here and fade away a

Life22
I just got back from shopping. It wasn't too busy yet. I got everyone done! Yippeee. I still have one more store to get my son one more thing but all the hard people are out of the way! I love having a new shopping center in my city. It is so nice and has a good selection of stores. Easy to just run over there and pick up something. They aren't even done building it yet and it is going to be really nice when they are done. I think after Friday night and all the mess is cleaned up from the party, I think I might want to take the kids to San Francisco Saturday. It is so pretty there this time of year with all the stores decorated and such. It would be great if I could get a reservation for Neiman Marcus for brunch but they would laugh at me over the phone. They book up fast around the holidays. Their restaurant is on the top floor and is in the dome part. Very cool! Peter plans on going to the 49er football game on Sunday. Then Monday is Christmas Eve. It is all

A Feeling..
A feeling so deep,a feeling so pure A feeling of comfort,feeling secure Feeling special,a feeling of goodness A feeling of care,a feeling of trueness So close so near so much love we share A feeling of emptiness if you weren't here Do not ever want to let this feeling i feel go Let this be something i'll forever know What would i feel without you Like i'm in a dark place all lonely In a cold cold room, with no one to hold me But while i'm with you I feel like i'm in paradise Your everything i want I never want to leave this place I'm not goin even front You make me feel good with all that you do I feel LOVED when i'm with you.

Please I Need You!
I am in a Song of the year contest...please visitthis link ...listen to One of My New songs from my Album and place a vote if you like...Thanks...greggace http://www.internetsongoftheyear.com/songs.php

Help Save Them
i know this is wrong, but i dont think anybody has to do anything about it. any asshole can right a bill and send it to there state legislature. but for any government, state of federal, to pass this bill...they would be unamerican!!!If we can ban/exterminate mean dogs then can we do the same for stupidity in people?This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible."Worst I'd ever do is kiss you to death!"

Soulmate's
We met as friends by chance and from the first moment we met there was something special about the other, words no other person would get. We then started a friendship that grew stronger day-by-day We became more to each other more than words can say. Even though we may be apart from the other, we still meet in the sun for when you are soulmates you come together as one.

This Is Bullcrap
Well This Is My Final GoodBye To My Friends OF Fubar I HAVE HAD MANY GREAT FRIENDS Here And I Will Miss You All But For Those of you who would like to stay in contact with me please send me a private message or shout and i will be happy to give u my yahoo screen name

Contest
come and show me love,trying to win a free VIP .comment on my pic and rate it.....I will return the love....help me win......thanks .....Merry Christmas http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=220763&albumid=514908&i=2477939837

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Unnoticed
He is lonely Even though you can't tell He is reaching out For what, he doesn't know He will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across His and all of his emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise he will have drifted too far And he may let go Of whatever grasp of the world he has As he slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed.

Lies
Lies hurt more than the truth why do I live in self pity and expect disappointment more then optimism or does enjoyment lead me to new worlds which I can not live on the air is getting thin and I want to stay for some time too bad I can not live in my dreams for then utopia would be reached wouldn't it

R U The Fu? Own Us?
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Another Dreary Work Day
Well here it is Hump Day and the ending of another bleak and dreary day in the cab. How many days do I need to take one for the team not making enough to pay lease thereby paying out of pocket. I should not have to pay for the right to work. OH Well, so it is, that is part of the game afterall. Tommorow is another day, maybe this bleakness will lift and the sunshine shall show itself again.